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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine -- Volume
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+Title: Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine -- Volume 55, No. 340, February, 1844
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+THE HERETIC.[1]
+
+ [1] _The Heretic_. Translated from the Russian of Lajétchnikoff. By
+ T.B. Shaw, B.A. of Cambridge. In three volumes.
+
+
+It is now about three centuries since Richard Chancellor, pilot-major of
+the fleet which, under the command of Sir Hugh Willoughby, and by the
+advice of Sebastian Cabot, set out to discover a north-east passage to
+China, carried his ship, the Edward Bonaventura, into Archangel. The rest
+of the fleet put into a haven on the coast of Lapland, where all their
+crews, with the gallant commander, perished miserably of cold and hunger.
+Chancellor, accompanied by Master George Killingworthe, found his way to
+Moscow, where he was courteously entertained by the Tsar Iván IV.,
+surnamed the Terrible. On his return to England in 1554, he delivered a
+friendly letter from the Tsar to King Edward VI., and announced to the
+people of England "the discovery of Muscovy." The English adventurers
+where mightily astonished by the state and splendour of the Russian
+court, and gave a curious account of their intercourse with the tyrant
+Iván, who treated them with great familiarity and kindness, though he was
+perhaps the most atrocious monster, not excepting the worst of the Roman
+emperors, that ever disgraced a throne. The Tsar "called them to his
+table to receive each a cup from his hand to drinke, and took into his
+hand Master George Killingworthe's beard, which reached over the table,
+and pleasantly delivered it to the metropolitan, who seeming to bless it,
+said in Russ, 'This is God's gift;' as indeed at that time it was not
+only thicke, broad, and yellow coulered, but in length five foot and two
+inches of a size."
+
+Chancellor returned the following year to Moscow, and arranged with the
+Tsar the commercial privileges and immunities of a new company of
+merchant-adventurers who desired to trade with Muscovy; but in 1556, while
+on his way home, accompanied by Osep Neped, the first Russian ambassador
+to the court of England, their ship was wrecked on our own coast, at
+Pitsligo bay, where Chancellor was drowned, with most of the crew; but
+Osep Neped, who escaped, was conducted with much pomp to London, and there
+established on a firmer basis the commercial relations between the two
+countries, to which Chancellor's discovery had led, and of which he had
+laid the foundation. The commerce thus begun has continued uninterrupted,
+to the mutual advantage of both nations, up to this time, and thousands of
+our countrymen have there gained wealth and distinction, in commerce, in
+the arts, in science, and in arms.
+
+But of the twenty-seven millions of men, women, and children who people
+Great Britain and Ireland, how many may be presumed to know any thing of
+Russian literature, or even to have enquired whether it contains any thing
+worth knowing? Are there a dozen literary men or women amongst us who
+could read a Russian romance, or understand a Russian drama? Dr Bowring
+was regarded as a prodigy of polyglot learning, because he gave us some
+very imperfect versions of Russian ballads; and we were thankful even for
+that contribution, from which, we doubt not, many worthy and well-informed
+people learned for the first time that Russia produced poets as well as
+potashes. Russia has lately lost a poet of true genius, of whom his
+countrymen are proud, and no doubt have a right to be proud, for his
+poetry found its way at once to the heart of the nation: but how few there
+are amongst us who know any thing of Poushkin, unless it be his untimely
+and melancholy end?
+
+The generation that has been so prolific of prose fiction in other parts
+of Europe, has not been barren in Russia. She boasts of men to whom she is
+grateful for having adorned her young literature with the creations of
+their genius, or who have made her history attractive with the allurements
+of faithful fiction, giving life, and flesh, and blood to its dry bones;
+and yet, gentle reader, learned or fair--or both fair and learned--whether
+sombre in small clothes, or brilliant in _bas-bleus_--how many could
+you have named a year ago of those names which are the pride and delight
+of a great European nation, with which we have had an intimate, friendly,
+and beneficial intercourse for three consecutive centuries, and whose
+capital has now for some years been easily accessible in ten days from our
+own?
+
+Surely it is somewhat strange, that while Russia fills so large a space,
+not only on the map, but in the politics of the world--while the influence
+of her active mind, and of her powerful muscle, is felt and acknowledged
+in Europe, Asia, and America--that we, who come in contact with her
+diplomatic skill and her intelligence at every turn and in every quarter,
+should never have thought it worth while to take any note of her
+literature--of the more attractive movements of her mind.
+
+The history, the ancient mythology, and the early Christian legends of
+Russia, are full of interest. We there encounter the same energetic and
+warlike people, who, from roving pirates of the Baltic sea, became the
+founders of dynasties, and who have furnished much of what is most
+romantic in the history of Europe. The Danes, who ravaged our coasts, and
+gave a race of princes to England; the Normans, from whom are descended
+our line of sovereigns, and many of our noble and ancient families--the
+Normans, who established themselves in Sicily and the Warrhag, or
+Varangians, who made their leader, Rurik, a sovereign over the ancient
+Sclavonic republic of Nóvgorod, and gave their own distinctive appellation
+of Russ to the people and to the country they conquered, were all men of
+the same race, the same habits, and the same character. The daring spirit
+of maritime adventure, the love of war, and the thirst of plunder, which
+brought their barks to the coasts of Britain and of France, was displayed
+with even greater boldness in Russia. After the death of Rurik, these
+pirates of the Baltic, under the regent Oleg, launching their galleys on
+the Borysthenes, forced the descent of the river against hostile tribes,
+defeated the armies of Byzantium, exercised their ancient craft on the
+Black sea and on the Bosphorus, and, entering Constantinople in triumph,
+extorted tribute and a treaty from the Keisar in his palace.
+
+Then, after a time, came the introduction of the Christian religion and of
+letters; and the contests which terminated in the triumph of Christianity
+over the ancient mythology, in which the milder deities of the Pantheon,
+with their attendant spirits of the woods, the streams, and the household
+hearth, would seem to have mingled with the fiercer gods of the Valhalla.
+Then the frequent contests and varying fortunes of the principalities into
+which the country was divided--the invasions of the Tartar hordes, under
+the successors of Chenjez Khan, destroying every living thing, and
+deliberately making a desert of every populous place, that grass might
+more abound for their horses and their flocks--the long and weary
+domination of these desolating masters; the gradual relaxation of the iron
+gripe with which they crushed the country; the pomp and power of the
+Russian church, even in the worst times of Tartar oppression; the first
+gathering together of the nation's strength as its spirit revived; the
+first great effort to cast off the load under which its loins had been
+breaking for more than two centuries, and the desperate valour with which
+the Russians fought their first great battle for freedom and their faith,
+and shook the Tartar supremacy, under the brave and skilful Dimítri, on
+the banks of the Don--the cautious wisdom and foresight with which he
+created an aristocracy to support the sovereignty he had made
+hereditary--the pertinacity with which, in every change of fortune, his
+successors worked out slowly, and more by superior intelligence than by
+prowess, the deliverance of their country--the final triumph of this wary
+policy, under the warlike, but consummately able and dexterous management
+of Iván the Great--the rapidity and force with which the Muscovite power
+expanded, when it had worn out and cast off the Tartar fetters that had
+bound it--the cautious and successful attempts of Iván to take from the
+first a high place amongst the sovereigns of Europe--the progress in the
+arts of civilized life which was made in his reign--the accession of
+weight and authority which the sovereign power received from the prudent
+and dignified demeanour of his son and successor--the sanguinary tyranny
+with which Iván IV., in the midst of the most revolting atrocities and
+debaucheries, broke down the power of the aristocracy, prostrated the
+energies of the nation, and paved the way for successive usurpations--the
+skilful and crafty policy, and the unscrupulous means by which Boris
+raised himself to the throne, after he had destroyed the last
+representatives of the direct line of Rurik, which, in all the
+vicissitudes of Russian fortune, had hitherto held the chief place in the
+nation--the taint of guilt which poisoned and polluted a mind otherwise
+powerful, and not without some virtues, and made him at length a
+suspicious and cruel tyrant, who, having alienated the good-will of the
+nation, was unable to oppose the pretensions of an impostor, and swallowed
+poison to escape the tortures of an upbraiding conscience--the successful
+imposture of the monk who personated the Prince Dimítri, one of the
+victims of Boris' ambition, and who was slaughtered on the day of his
+nuptials at the foot of the throne he had so strangely usurped, by an
+infuriated mob; not because he was known to be an impostor, but because he
+was accused of a leaning to the Latin church--the season of anarchy that
+succeeded and led to fresh impostures, and to the Polish domination--the
+servile submission of the Russian nobility to Sigismund, king of Poland,
+to whom they sold their country; the revival of patriotic feelings, almost
+as soon as the sacrifice had been made--the bold and determined opposition
+of the Russian church to the usurpation of a Latin prince, the
+persecutions, the hardships, the martyrdom it endured; the ultimate rising
+of the Muscovite people at its call--the sanguinary conflict in Moscow;
+the expulsion of the Poles; the election of Michael Romanoff, the first
+sovereign of his family and of the reigning dynasty--the whole history of
+the days of Peter, of Catharine, and of Alexander, and even the less
+prominent reigns of intermediate sovereigns--are full of the interest and
+the incidents which are usually considered most available to the writers
+of historical romance.
+
+But such materials abound in the history of every people. Men of genius
+for the work find them scattered every where--in the peculiarities of
+personal character developed in the contests of petty tribes or turbulent
+burghers, as often as in the revolutions of empires. The value of
+historical, as well as of other fictions, must be measured by the power
+and the skill it displays, rather than by the magnitude of the events it
+describes, or the historical importance of the persons it introduces; and
+therefore no history can well be exhausted for the higher purposes of
+fiction. Of what historical importance are the stories on which Shakspeare
+has founded his _Romeo and Juliet_--his _Othello_--his _Hamlet_, or his
+_Lear_? Does the chief interest or excellence of _Waverley_, or _Ivanhoe_,
+or _Peveril of the Peak_, or _Redgauntlet_, or _Montrose_, depend on the
+delineation of historical characters, or the description of historical
+events? What space do Balfour of Burleigh, or Rob Roy, or Helen Macgregor,
+fill in history? The fact appears to be, that, even in the purest
+historical prose fictions, neither the interest nor the excellence
+generally depend upon the characters or the incidents most prominent in
+history. A man of genius, who calls up princes and heroes from the dust
+into which they have crumbled, may delight us with a more admirable
+representation than our own minds could have furnished of some one whose
+name we have long known, and of whose personal bearing, and habits, and
+daily thoughts, we had but a vague and misty idea; and acknowledging the
+fidelity of the portrait we may adopt it; and then this historical person
+becomes to us what the imagination of genius, not what history, has made
+him, and yet the portrait is probably one in which no contemporary could
+have recognized any resemblance to the original. But the characters of
+which history has preserved the most full and faithful accounts, whose
+recorded actions reflect most accurately the frame of their minds, are
+precisely those which each man has pictured to himself with most precision,
+and therefore those of which he is least likely to appreciate another
+man's imaginary portraits. The image in our own minds is disturbed, and we
+feel something of the disappointment we experience when we find some one
+of whom we have heard much very different from what we had imagined him to
+be. The more intimately and generally an historical character is known,
+the more unfit must it be for the purposes of fiction.
+
+Then again, in fiction, as in real life, our sympathies are more readily
+awakened, and more strongly moved, by the sufferings or the successes of
+those with whom we have much in common--of whose life we are, or fancy
+that we might have been, a part. The figures that we see in history
+elevated above the ordinary attributes of man, are magnified as we see
+them through the mist of our own vague perceptions, and dwindle if we
+approach too near them. If they are brought down from the lofty pedestal
+of rank or fame on which they stood, that they may be within reach of the
+warmest sympathies of men who live upon a lower level, the familiarity to
+which we are admitted impairs their greatness, on the same principle, that
+"no man is a hero to his _valet-de-chambre_."
+
+We are inclined to believe that the great attraction of historical prose
+fiction is not any facility which it affords for the construction of a
+better story--for we think it affords none--nor any superior interest
+that attaches to the known and the prominent characters with which it
+deals, or to the events it describes; but rather the occasion it gives for
+making us familiar with the everyday life of the age and the country in
+which the scene is laid. Independent of the merits of the fiction as a
+work of imagination, we find another source of pleasure; and, if it be
+written faithfully and with knowledge, of instruction in the vivid light
+it casts on the characteristics of man's condition, which history does not
+deign to record. This kind of excellence may give value to a work which is
+defective in the higher essential qualifications of imaginative writing;
+as old ballads and tales, which have no other merit, may be valuable
+illustrations of the manners of their time, so by carefully collecting and
+concentrating scattered rays, a man possessed of talents for the task may
+throw a strong light on states of society that were formerly obscure, and
+thus greatly enhance the pleasure we derive from any higher merits we may
+find in his story.
+
+M. Lajétchnikoff, in the work before us, appears to have aimed at both
+these kinds of excellence; and, in the opinion of his countrymen, to have
+attained to that of which they are the best or the only good judges. Mr
+Shaw, to whom we are indebted for all we yet know of this department of
+Russian literature, tells us in his preface that he selected this romance
+for translation because--
+
+ "It is the work of an author to whom all the critics have adjudged
+ the praise of a perfect acquaintance with the epoch which he has
+ chosen for the scene of his drama. Russian critics, some of whom have
+ reproached M. Lajétchnikoff with certain faults of style, and in
+ particular with innovations on orthography, have all united in
+ conceding to him the merit of great historical accuracy--not only as
+ regards the events and characters of his story, but even in the less
+ important matters of costume, language, &c.
+
+ "This degree of accuracy was not accidental: he prepared himself for
+ his work by a careful study of all the ancient documents calculated
+ to throw light upon the period which he desired to recall--a
+ conscientious correctness however, which may be pushed too far; for
+ the original work is disfigured by a great number of obsolete words
+ and expressions, as unintelligible to the modern Russian reader
+ (unless he happened to be an antiquarian) as they would be to an
+ Englishman. These the Translator has, as far as possible, got rid of,
+ and has endeavoured to reduce the explanatory foot-notes--those
+ 'blunder-marks,' as they have been well styled--to as small a number
+ as is consistent with clearness in the text."
+
+M. Lajétchnikoff takes occasion, while referring to some anachronisms
+which will be found in _The Heretic_, to state, in the following terms,
+his opinion of the duties of an historical novelist--
+
+ "He must follow rather the poetry of history than its chronology. His
+ business is not to be the slave of dates; he ought to be faithful to
+ the character of the epoch, and of the _dramatis personae_ which he
+ has selected for representation. It is not his business to examine
+ every trifle, to count over with servile minuteness every link in the
+ chain of this epoch, or of the life of this character; that is the
+ department of the historian and the biographer. The mission of the
+ historical novelist is to select from them the most brilliant, the
+ most interesting events, which are connected with the chief personage
+ of his story, and to concentrate them into one poetic moment of his
+ romance. Is it necessary to say that this moment ought to be pervaded
+ by a leading idea?... Thus I understand the duties of the historical
+ novelist. Whether I have fulfilled them, is quite another question."
+
+We are not quite sure what is here meant by "a leading idea." If it be
+that some abstract idea is to be developed or illustrated, we can neither
+subscribe to the canon nor discover the leading idea of this specimen of
+the author's productions; but we rather suppose that he only means to say
+that there should be a main stream of interest running through the whole
+story, to which the others are tributary--and in this sense he has acted
+on the rule; for the _heretic_, from his birth to his burial, is never
+lost sight of, and almost the whole action, from the beginning to the end,
+is either directly or indirectly connected with his fortunes, which
+preserve their interest throughout, amidst sovereigns and ambassadors,
+officials and nobles, court intrigues and affairs of state, of love, of
+war, and of religion. This machinery, though somewhat complicated, is on
+the whole very skilfully constructed, and moves on smoothly enough without
+jolting or jarring, without tedious stops or disagreeable interruptions,
+and without having to turn back every now and then to pick up the
+passengers it has dropped by the way. The author, however, appears to have
+assumed--and, writing for Russians, was entitled to assume--that his
+readers had some previous acquaintance with the history of the country and
+the times to which his story belongs. His prologue, which has no connexion
+with the body of the work, but which relates a separate incident that
+occurred some years after the conclusion of the principal narrative,
+introduces us to the death-bed of Iván III., at whose court the whole of
+the subsequent scenes occur; and is calculated from this inversion of time,
+and the recurrence of similar names, and even of the same persons, to
+create little confusion in the mind of the reader who is ignorant of
+Russian history.
+
+ "The epoch chosen by Lajétchnikoff," says his translator, "is the
+ fifteenth century; an age most powerfully interesting in the history
+ of every country, and not less so in that of Russia. It was then that
+ the spirit of enquiry, the thirst for new facts and investigations in
+ religious, political, and physical philosophy, was at once stimulated
+ and gratified by the most important discoveries that man had as yet
+ made, and extended itself far beyond the limits of what was then
+ civilized Europe, and spoke, by the powerful voice of Iván III., even
+ to Russia, plunged as she then was in ignorance and superstition.
+ Rude as are the outlines of this great sovereign's historical
+ portrait, and rough as were the means by which he endeavoured to
+ ameliorate his country, it is impossible to deny him a place among
+ those rulers who have won the name of benefactors to their native
+ land."
+
+When Iván III., then twenty-two years old, mounted the tributary throne of
+Muscovy in 1462, the power of the Tartars, who for nearly two centuries
+and a half domineered over Russia, had visibly declined. Tamerlane, at the
+head of fresh swarms from the deserts of Asia, had stricken the Golden
+Horde which still held Russia in subjection; and having pursued its
+sovereign, Ioktamish Khan, into the steppes of Kiptchak and Siberia,
+turned back almost from the gates of Moscow, to seek a richer plunder in
+Hindostan. Before the Golden Horde could recover from this blow, it was
+again attacked, defeated, and plundered, by the khan of the Crimea. Still
+the supremacy of the Tartar was undisputed at Moscow. The Muscovite prince
+advanced to the outer door of his palace to receive the ambassador of his
+master; spread costly furs under his horse's feet; kneeled at his stirrup
+to hear the khan's orders read; presented a cup of kimmis to the Tartar
+representative, and licked off the drops that fell upon the mane of his
+horse.
+
+But during nearly a century and a half, the Muscovite princes had laboured
+successfully to consolidate their own authority, and to unite the nation
+against its oppressors. The principle of hereditary succession to the
+dependent throne had been firmly established in the feelings of the people;
+the ties of country, kindred, and language, and still more the bonds of
+common religion, had united the discordant principalities into which the
+country was still divided, by a sentiment of nationality and of hatred
+against the Tartars, which made them capable of combining against their
+Mahommedan masters.
+
+Iván's first acts were acts of submission. They were perhaps intended to
+tranquillize the suspicions with which the first movements of a young
+prince are certain to be regarded by a jealous superior; and this purpose
+they effectually served. Without courage or talent for war, his powerful
+and subtle mind sought to accomplish its objects by intellectual
+superiority and by craft, rather than by force. Warned by the errors of
+his predecessors, he did not dispute the right of the Tartars to the
+tribute, but evaded its payment; and yet contrived to preserve the
+confidence of the khan by bribing his ministers and his family, and by a
+ready performance of the most humiliating acts of personal submission. His
+conduct towards all his enemies--that is, towards all his neighbours--was
+dictated by a similar policy; he admitted their rights, but he took every
+safe opportunity to disregard them. So far did he carry the semblance of
+submission, that the Muscovites were for some years disgusted with the
+slavish spirit of their prince. His lofty ambition was concealed by rare
+prudence and caution, and sustained by remarkable firmness and pertinacity
+of purpose. He never took a step in advance from which he was forced to
+recede. He had the art to combine with many of his enemies against one,
+and thus overthrew them all in succession. It was by such means that he
+cast off the Tartar yoke--curbed the power of Poland--humbled that of
+Lithuania, subdued Nóvgorod, Tver, Pskoff, Kazán, and Viatka--reannexed
+Veira, Ouglitch, Rezan, and other appanages to the crown, and added nearly
+twenty thousand square miles with four millions of subjects to his
+dominions. He framed a code of laws--improved the condition of his
+army--established a police in every part of his empire--protected and
+extended commerce--supported the church, but kept it in subjection to
+himself; but was at all times arbitrary, often unjust and cruel, and
+throughout his whole life, quite unscrupulous as to the means he employed
+to compass his ends.
+
+One of the most successful strokes of his policy, was his marriage with
+Sophia, daughter of the Emperor Paleologos, who had been driven from
+Constantinople by the Turks. This alliance, which he sought with great
+assiduity, not only added to the dignity of his government at home, but
+opened the way for an intercourse on equal terms with the greatest princes
+of Europe. It was Sophia who dissuaded him from submitting to the
+degrading ceremonial which had been observed on receiving the Tartar
+ambassadors at Moscow--and to her he probably owed the feelings of
+personal dignity which he evinced in the latter part of his reign. It was
+this alliance that at once placed the sovereigns of Russia at the head of
+the whole Greek church; whose dignitaries, driven from the stately dome of
+St Sophia in Byzantium, found shelter in the humbler temple raised by the
+piety of their predecessors, some ages before, in the wilds of Muscovy,
+and more than repaid the hospitality they received by diffusing a love of
+learning amongst a barbarous people. It was by means of the Greeks who
+followed Sophia, that Iván was enabled to maintain a diplomatic
+intercourse with the other governments of Europe; it was from her that
+Russia received her imperial emblem, the double-headed eagle; it was in
+her train that science, taste, and refinement penetrated to Moscow; it was
+probably at her instigation that Iván embellished his capital with the
+beauties of architecture, and encouraged men of science, and amongst
+others Antonio, "the heretic," and Fioraventi Aristotle, the architect and
+mechanician, to settle at Moscow.
+
+But it is time we should proceed to the story. The greater part of the
+first volume is occupied by an account of the family, birth, and youth of
+the hero. Born of a noble family in Bohemia, he is educated as a physician.
+This was not the voluntary act of his parents; for what haughty German
+baron of those times would have permitted his son to degrade himself by
+engaging in a profession which was then chiefly occupied by the accursed
+Jews? No, this was a degradation prepared for the house of Ehrenstein, by
+the undying revenge of a little Italian physician, whom the stalwart baron
+had pitched a few yards out of his way during a procession at Rome. This
+part of the history, though not devoid of interest, is hardly within the
+bounds of a reasonable probability--but it contains some passages of
+considerable vigour. The patient lying in wait of the revengeful Italian,
+and the eagerness with which he presses his advantage, making an act of
+mercy minister to the gratification of his passion, is not without merit,
+and will probably have its attractions for those who find pleasure in such
+conceptions.
+
+The young Antonio is educated by the physician, Antonio Fioraventi of
+Padua, in ignorance of his birth--is disowned by his father, but cherished
+by his mother; and grows up an accomplished gentleman, scholar, and leech,
+of handsome person, captivating manners, and ardent aspirations to extend
+the limits of science, and to promote the advancement of knowledge and of
+civilization all over the earth. While these dreams are floating in his
+mind, a letter on the architect Fioraventi, who had for some time resided
+in Moscow, to his brother, the Italian physician, requesting him to send
+some skilful leech to the court of Iván, decides the fate of Antonio.
+
+ "Fioraventi began to look out for a physician who would volunteer
+ into a country so distant and so little known: he never thought of
+ proposing the journey to his pupil; his youth--the idea of a
+ separation--of a barbarous country--all terrified the old man. His
+ imagination was no longer wild--the intellect and the heart alone had
+ influence on him. And what had Antony to hope for there? His destiny
+ was assured by the position of his instructor--his tranquillity was
+ secured by circumstances--he could more readily make a name in Italy.
+ The place of physician at the court of the Muscovite Great Prince
+ would suit a poor adventurer; abundance of such men might be found at
+ that time possessed of talents and learning. But hardly was
+ Aristotle's letter communicated to Antony, than visions began to
+ float in his ardent brain.--'To Muscovy!' cried the voice of
+ destiny--'To Muscovy!' echoed through his soul, like a cry remembered
+ from infancy. That soul, in its fairest dreams, had long pined for a
+ new, distant, unknown land and people: Antony wished to be where the
+ physician's foot had never yet penetrated: perhaps he might discover,
+ by questioning a nature still rude and fresh, powers by which he
+ could retain on earth its short-lived inhabitants; perhaps he might
+ extort from a virgin soil the secret of regeneration, or dig up the
+ fountain of the water of life and death. But he who desired to
+ penetrate deeper into the nature of man, might have remarked other
+ motives in his desire. Did not knightly blood boil in his veins? Did
+ not the spirit of adventure whisper in his heart its hopes and high
+ promises? However this might be, he offered, with delight, to go to
+ Muscovy; and when he received the refusal of his preceptor, he began
+ to entreat, to implore him incessantly to recall it.--'Science calls
+ me thither,' he said, 'do not deprive her of new acquisitions,
+ perhaps of important discoveries. Do not deprive me of glory, my only
+ hope and happiness.' And these entreaties were followed by a new
+ refusal.--'Knowest thou not,' cried Fioraventi angrily, 'that the
+ gates of Muscovy are like the gates of hell--step beyond them, and
+ thou canst never return.' But suddenly, unexpectedly, from some
+ secret motive, he ceased to oppose Antony's desire. With tears he
+ gave him his blessing for the journey.--'Who can tell,' said he,
+ 'that this is not the will of fate? Perhaps, in reality, honour and
+ fame await thee there?'
+
+ "At Padua was soon known Antony Ehrenstein's determination to make
+ that distant journey; and no one was surprised at it: there were,
+ indeed, many who envied him.
+
+ "In truth, the age in which Antony lived was calculated to attune the
+ mind to the search after the unknown, and to serve as an excuse for
+ his visions. The age of deep profligacy, it was also the age of lofty
+ talents, of bold enterprises, of great discoveries. They dug into the
+ bowels of the earth; they kept up in the laboratory an unextinguished
+ fire; they united and separated elements; they buried themselves
+ living, in the tomb, to discover the philosopher's stone, and they
+ found it in the innumerable treasures of chemistry which they
+ bequeathed to posterity. Nicholas Diaz and Vasco de Gama had passed,
+ with one gigantic stride, from one hemisphere to another, and showed
+ that millions of their predecessors were but pigmies. The genius of a
+ third visioned forth a new world, with new oceans--went to it, and
+ brought it to mankind. Gunpowder, the compass, printing, cheap paper,
+ regular armies, the concentration of states and powers, ingenious
+ destruction, and ingenious creation--all were the work of this
+ wondrous age. At this time, also, there began to spread indistinctly
+ about, in Germany and many other countries of Europe, those ideas of
+ reformation, which soon were strengthened, by the persecution of the
+ Western Church, to array themselves in the logical head of Luther,
+ and to flame up in that universal crater, whence the fury, lava, and
+ smoke, were to rush with such tremendous violence on kingdoms and
+ nations. These ideas were then spreading through the multitude, and
+ when resisted, they broke through their dikes, and burst onward with
+ greater violence. The character of Antony, eager, thirsting for
+ novelty, was the expression of his age: he abandoned himself to the
+ dreams of an ardent soul, and only sought whither to carry himself
+ and his accumulations of knowledge.
+
+ "Muscovy, wild still, but swelling into vigour, with all her
+ boundless snows and forests, the mystery of her orientalism, was to
+ many a newly-discovered land--a rich mine for human genius. Muscovy,
+ then for the first time beginning to gain mastery over her internal
+ and external foes, then first felt the necessity for real, material
+ civilization."
+
+Antony pays a farewell visit to his mother at the humble tower in Bohemia,
+where she resided estranged from his father, of whose rank and condition
+she left him ignorant.
+
+ "If there were a paradise upon earth, Antony would have found it in
+ the whole month which he passed in the Bohemian castle. Oh! he would
+ not have exchanged that poor abode, the wild nature on the banks of
+ the Elbe, the caresses of his mother, whose age he would have
+ cherished with his care and love--no! he would not have exchanged all
+ this for magnificent palaces, for the exertions of proud kinsmen to
+ elevate him at the imperial court, for numberless vassals, whom, if
+ he chose, he might hunt to death with hounds.
+
+ "But true to his vow, full of the hope of being useful to his mother,
+ to science, and to humanity, the visionary renounced this paradise:
+ his mother blessed him on his long journey to a distant and unknown
+ land: she feared for him; yet she saw that Muscovy would be to him a
+ land of promise--and how could she oppose his wishes?"
+
+Preceding our hero to Moscow, we are presented to the Great Prince before
+Antonio's arrival. Ambassadors had come from Tver, and a Lithuanian
+ambassador and his interpreter had been truly or falsely convicted of an
+attempt to destroy Iván by poison. The Great Prince's enquiry what
+punishment is decreed against the felon who reaches at another's life,
+leads to the following dialogue:--
+
+ "'In the soudébnik it is decreed,' replied Góuseff, 'whoever shall be
+ accused of larceny, robbery, murder, or false accusation, or other
+ like evil act, and the same shall be manifestly guilty, the boyárin
+ shall doom the same unto the pain of death, and the plaintiff shall
+ have his goods; and if any thing remain, the same shall go to the
+ boyárin and the deacon.'...
+
+ "'Ay, the lawyers remember themselves--never fear that the boyárin
+ and deacon forget their fees. And what is written in thy book against
+ royal murderers and conspirators?'
+
+ "'In our memory such case hath not arisen.'
+
+ "'Even so! you lawyers are ever writing leaf after leaf, and never do
+ ye write all; and then the upright judges begin to gloze, to
+ interpret, to take bribes for dark passages. The law ought to be like
+ an open hand without a glove, (the Prince opened his fist;) every
+ simple man ought to see what is in it, and it should not be able to
+ conceal a grain of corn. Short and clear; and, when needful, seizing
+ firmly!... But as it is, they have put a ragged glove on law; and,
+ besides, they close the fist. Ye may guess--odd or even! they can
+ show one or the other, as they like.'
+
+ "'Pardon, my Lord Great Prince; lo, what we will add to the
+ soudébnik--the royal murderer and plotter shall not live.'
+
+ "'Be it so. Let not him live, who reached at another's life.' (Here
+ he turned to Kourítzin, but remembering that he was always disinclined
+ to severe punishments, he continued, waving his hand,) 'I forgot that
+ a craven[2] croweth not like a cock.' (At these words the deacon's
+ eyes sparkled with satisfaction.) 'Mamón, be this thy care. Tell my
+ judge of Moscow--the court judge--to have the Lithuanian and the
+ interpreter burned alive on the Moskvá--burn them, dost thou hear?
+ that others may not think of such deeds.'
+
+ [2] A _jeu de mots_ impossible to be rendered in English; _Kourítza_,
+ in Russian, is a 'hen.'"--T.B.S.
+
+ "The dvorétzkoi bowed, and said, stroking his ragged beard--'In a few
+ days will arrive the strangers to build the palace, and the Almayne
+ leech: the Holy Virgin only knoweth whether there be not evil men
+ among them also. Dost thou vouchsafe me to speak what hath come into
+ my mind?'
+
+ "'Speak.'
+
+ "'Were it not good to show them an example at once, by punishing the
+ criminals before them?'
+
+ "The Great Prince, after a moment's thought, replied--'Aristotle
+ answereth for the leech Antony; he is a disciple of his brother's.
+ The artists of the palace--foreigners--are good men, quiet men ...
+ but ... who can tell!... Mamón, put off the execution till after the
+ coming of the Almayne leech; but see that the fetters sleep not on
+ the evil doers!'
+
+ "Here he signed to Mamón to go and fulfill his order."
+
+Here is another scene with the Great Prince.
+
+ "He stopped, and turned with an air of stern command to Kourítzin.
+
+ "The latter had addressed himself to speak--'The ambassadors from
+ Tver ... from the'....
+
+ "'From the prince, thou wouldst say,' burst in Iván Vassílievitch: 'I
+ no longer recognize a Prince of Tver. What--I ask thee, what did he
+ promise in the treaty of conditions which his bishop was to
+ negotiate?--the bishop who is with us now.'
+
+ "'To dissolve his alliance with the Polish king, Kazimír, and never
+ without thy knowledge to renew his intercourse with him; nor with
+ thine ill-wishers, nor with Russian deserters: to swear, in his own
+ and his children's name, never to yield to Lithuania.'
+
+ "'Hast thou still the letter to King Kazimír from our good
+ brother-in-law and ally--him whom thou yet callest the Great Prince
+ of Tver?'
+
+ "'I have it, my lord.'
+
+ "'What saith it?'
+
+ "'The Prince of Tver urgeth the Polish King against the Lord of All
+ Russia.'
+
+ "'Now, as God shall judge me, I have right on my side. Go and tell
+ the envoys from Tver, that I will not receive them: I spoke a word of
+ mercy to them--they mocked at it. What do they take me for?... A
+ bundle of rags, which to-day they may trample in the mud, and
+ to-morrow stick up for a scarecrow in their gardens! Or a puppet--to
+ bow down to it to-day, and to-morrow to cast it into the mire, with
+ _Vuiduibái, father vuiduibái_![3] No! they have chosen the wrong man.
+ They may spin their traitorous intrigues with the King of Poland, and
+ hail him their lord; but I will go myself and tell Tver who is her
+ real master. Tease me no more with these traitors!'
+
+ [3] "When Vladímir, to convert the Russians to Christianity, caused
+ the image of their idol Peróun to be thrown into the Dniépr, the
+ people of Kíeff are said to have shouted '_vuiduibái, bátioushka,
+ vuiduibái_!'--bátioushka signifies 'father;' but the rest of the
+ exclamation has never been explained, though it has passed into a
+ proverb."--T.B.S.
+
+ "Saying this, the Great Prince grew warmer and warmer, and at length
+ he struck his staff upon the ground so violently that it broke in two.
+
+ "'Hold! here is our declaration of war,' he added--'yet one word more:
+ had it bent it would have remained whole.'
+
+ "Kourítzin, taking the fatal fragments, went out. The philosopher of
+ those days, looking at them, shook his head and thought--'Even so
+ breaketh the mighty rival of Moscow!'"
+
+The Almayne physician is lodged by order of the Great Prince in one of the
+three stone houses which Moscow could then boast--the habitation of the
+voévoda Obrazétz, a fine old warrior, a venerable patriarch, and bigot,
+such as all Russians then were. To him the presence of the heretic is
+disgusting; his touch would be pollution; and the whole family is thrown
+into the utmost consternation by the prospect of having to harbour so foul
+a guest--a magician, a man who had sold his soul to Satan--above all, a
+heretic. The voévoda had an only daughter, who, with Oriental caution, was
+carefully screened from the sight of man, as became a high-born Russian
+maiden.
+
+ "From her very infancy Providence had stamped her with the seal of
+ the marvellous; when she was born a star had fallen on the house--on
+ her bosom she bore a mark resembling a cross within a heart. When ten
+ years old, she dreamed of palaces and gardens such as eye had never
+ seen on earth, and faces of unspeakable beauty, and voices that sang,
+ and self-moving dulcimers that played, as it were within her heart,
+ so sweetly and so well, that tongue could never describe it; and,
+ when she awoke from those dreams, she felt a light pressure on her
+ feet, and she thought she perceived that something was resting on
+ them with white wings folded; it was very sweet, and yet awful--and
+ in a moment all was gone. Sometimes she would meditate, sometimes she
+ would dream, she knew not what. Often, when prostrate before the
+ image of the Mother of God, she wept; and these tears she hid from
+ the world, like some holy thing sent down to her from on high. She
+ loved all that was marvellous; and therefore she loved the tales, the
+ legends, the popular songs and stories of those days. How greedily
+ did she listen to her nurse! and what marvels did the eloquent old
+ woman unfold, to the young, burning imagination of her foster child!
+ Anastasia, sometimes abandoning herself to poesy, would forget sleep
+ and food; sometimes her dreams concluded the unfinished tale more
+ vividly, more eloquently far."
+
+We must give the pendant to this picture--the portrait of Obrazétz himself,
+sitting in his easy-chair, listening to a tale of travels in the East.
+
+ "How noble was the aged man, free from stormy passions, finishing the
+ pilgrimage of life! You seemed to behold him in pure white raiment,
+ ready to appear before his heavenly judge. Obrazétz was the chief of
+ the party in years, in grave majestic dignity, and patriarchal air.
+ Crossing his arms upon his staff, he covered them with his beard,
+ downy as the soft fleece of a lamb; the glow of health, deepened by
+ the cup of strong mead, blushed through the snow-white hair with
+ which his cheeks were thickly clothed; he listened with singular
+ attention and delight to the story-teller. This pleasure was painted
+ on his face, and shone brightly in his eyes; from time to time a
+ smile of good-humoured mockery flitted across his lips, but this was
+ only the innocent offspring of irony which was raised in his good
+ heart by Aphónia's boasting, (for very few story-tellers, you know,
+ are free from this sin.) Reclining his shoulders against the back of
+ his arm-chair, he shut his eyes, and, laying his broad hairy hand
+ upon Andrióusha's head, he softly, gently dallied with the boy's
+ flaxen locks. On his countenance the gratification of curiosity was
+ mingled with affectionate tenderness: he was not dozing, but seemed
+ to be losing himself in sweet reveries. In the old man's visions
+ arose the dear never forgotten son, whom he almost fancied he was
+ caressing. When he opened his eyes, their white lashes still bore
+ traces of the touching society of his unearthly guest; but when he
+ remarked that the tear betraying the secret of his heart had
+ disturbed his companions, and made his daughter anxious, the former
+ expression of pleasure again dawned on his face, and doubled the
+ delighted attention of the whole party."
+
+At length the dreaded guest arrived.
+
+ "Evil days had fallen on Obrazétz and his family. He seemed himself
+ as though he had lost his wife and son a second time. Khabár raged
+ and stormed like a mountain torrent. Anastasia, hearing the horrible
+ stories--is sometimes trembling like an aspen-leaf, and then weeps
+ like a fountain. She dares not even look forth out of the sliding
+ window of her bower. Why did Vassílii Féodorovitch build such a fine
+ house? Why did he build it so near the Great Prince's palace? 'Tis
+ clear, this was a temptation of the Evil One. He wanted, forsooth, to
+ boast of a nonsuch! He had sinned in his pride.... What would become
+ of him, his son and daughter! Better for them had they never been
+ born!... And all this affliction arose from the boyárin being about
+ to receive a German in his house!"
+
+The voévoda gave strict injunctions that none of his family should go to
+meet the procession; but M. Lajétchnikoff knows that all such orders are
+unavailing.
+
+ "Curiosity is so strong in human nature, that it can conquer even
+ fear: notwithstanding the orders of the boyárin, all his servants
+ rushed to obtain a glance at the terrible stranger; one at the gate,
+ another through the crevices of the wooden fence, another over it.
+ Khabár, with his arms haughtily a-kimbo, gazed with stern pride from
+ the other gate. Now for the frightful face with mouse's ears, winking
+ owlish eyes streaming with fiendish fire! now for the beak! They
+ beheld a young man, tall, graceful, of noble deportment, overflowing
+ with fresh vigorous life. In his blue eyes shone the light of
+ goodness and benevolence through the moisture called up by the recent
+ spectacle of the execution: the lips, surmounted by a slight soft
+ mustache, bore a good-humoured smile--one of those smiles that it is
+ impossible to feign, and which can only find their source in a heart
+ never troubled by impure passions. Health and frost had united to
+ tinge the cheeks with a light rosy glow; he took off his cap, and his
+ fair curls streamed forth over his broad shoulders. He addressed
+ Mamón in a few words of such Russian as he knew, and in his voice
+ there was something so charming, that even the evil spirit which
+ wandered through the boyárin's heart, sank down to its abyss. This,
+ then, was the horrible stranger, who had harmed Obrazétz and his
+ household! This, then, was he--after all! If this was the devil, the
+ fiend must again have put on his original heavenly form. All the
+ attendants, as they looked upon him, became firmly convinced that he
+ had bewitched their eyes.
+
+ "'Haste, Nástia![4] look how handsome he is!' cried Andrióusha to the
+ voevóda's daughter, in whose room he was, looking through the sliding
+ window, which he had drawn back. 'After this, believe stupid reports!
+ My father says that he is my brother: oh, how I shall love him! Look,
+ my dear!'
+
+ [4]_Nástia_--the diminutive of Anastasia; Nástenka, the same.
+ Russian caressing names generally end in sia, sha, óusha, or
+ óushka--as Vásia, (for Iván;) Andrióusha, (Andrei;)
+ Varpholoméoushka, ( Bartholomew.)"--T.B.S.
+
+ "And the son of Aristotle, affirming and swearing that he was not
+ deceiving his godmother, drew her, trembling and pale, to the window.
+ Making the sign of the cross, with a fluttering heart she ventured to
+ look out--she could not trust her eyes, again she looked out;
+ confusion! a kind of delighted disappointment, a kind of sweet thrill
+ running through her blood, never before experienced, fixed her for
+ some moments to the spot: but when Anastasia recovered herself from
+ these impressions, she felt ashamed and grieved that she had given
+ way to them. She already felt a kind of repentance. The sorcerer has
+ put on a mask, she thought, remembering her father's words: from this
+ moment she became more frequently pensive."
+
+We are conducted to the state prisons of Moscow, and introduced to some of
+the prisoners whose names have figured in history. We select the following
+dialogue as a specimen of the author's power to deal with such matters.
+The prisoner is Márpha, the lady of Novogorod, who, by her courage and her
+wealth, had laboured to preserve its independence.
+
+ "Here the Great Prince rapped with his staff at a grating; at the
+ knock there looked out an old roman, who was fervently praying on her
+ knees. She was dressed in a much-worn high cap, and in a short veil,
+ poor, but white as new-fallen snow; her silver hair streamed over a
+ threadbare mantle: it was easy to guess that this was no common woman.
+ Her features were very regular, in her dim eyes was expressed
+ intellect, and a kind of stern greatness of soul. She looked proudly
+ and steadily at the Great Prince.
+
+ "'For whom wert thou praying, Marphóusha?' asked the sovereign.
+
+ "'For whom but for the dead!' she sullenly replied.
+
+ "'But for whom in particular, if I may make bold to ask?'
+
+ "'Ask concerning that of my child, thou son of a dog--of him who was
+ called thy brother, whom thou murderedst--of Nóvgorod, which thou
+ hast drowned in blood, and covered with ashes!'
+
+ "'O, ho, ho!... Thou hast not forgotten thy folly, then--Lady of
+ Nóvgorod the Great.'
+
+ "'I was such once, my fair lord!'
+
+ "At these words she arose.
+
+ "'Wilt thou not think again?'
+
+ "'Of what?... I said that I was praying for the dead. Thy Moscow,
+ with all its hovels, can twice a-year be laid in ashes, and twice
+ built up again. The Tartar hath held it two ages in slavery.... It
+ pined, it pined away and yet it remains whole. It hath but changed
+ one bondage for another. But once destroy the queen--Nóvgorod the
+ Great--and Nóvgorod the Great will perish for ever.'
+
+ "'How canst thou tell that?'
+
+ "'Can ye raise up a city of hewn stone in a hundred years?'
+
+ "'I will raise one in a dozen.'
+
+ "'Ay, but this is not in the fairy tale, where 'tis done as soon as
+ said. Call together the Hanse traders whom thou hast driven away.'
+
+ "'Ha, hucksteress! thou mournest for the traders more than for
+ Nóvgorod itself.'
+
+ "'By my huckstering she grew not poor, but rich.'
+
+ "'Let me but jingle a piece of money, and straight will fly the
+ merchants from all corners of the world, greedy for my grosches.'
+
+ "'Recall the chief citizens whom thou hast exiled to thy towns.'
+
+ "'Cheats, knaves, rebels! they are not worth this!'
+
+ "'When was power in the wrong? Where is the water of life that can
+ revive those thou hast slain? Even if thou couldst do all this,
+ liberty, liberty would be no more for Nóvgorod, Iván Vassílievitch;
+ and Nóvgorod will never rise again! It may live on awhile like
+ lighted flax, that neither flameth nor goeth out, even as I live in a
+ dungeon!'
+
+ "'It is thine inflexible obstinacy that hath ruined both of ye. I
+ should like to have seen how thou wouldst have acted in my place.'
+
+ "'Thou hast done thy work, Great Prince of Moscow, I--mine. Triumph
+ not over me, in my dungeon, at my last hour.'
+
+ "Márpha Borétzkaia coughed, and her face grew livid; she applied the
+ end of her veil to her lips, but it was instantly stained with blood,
+ and Iván remarked this, though she endeavoured to conceal it.
+
+ "'I am sorry for thee, Márpha,' said the Great Prince in a
+ compassionate tone.
+
+ "'Sharp is thy glance.... What! doth it delight thee?... Spread this
+ kerchief over Nóvgorod.... 'Twill be a rich pall!'... she added with
+ a smile.
+
+ "'Let me in! let me in!... I cannot bear it.... Let me go in to her!'
+ cried Andrióusha, bursting into tears.
+
+ "On the Great Prince's countenance was mingled compassion and
+ vexation. He, however, lifted the latch of the door, and let the son
+ of Aristotle pass in to Borétzkaia.
+
+ "Andrea kissed her hand. Borétzkaia uttered not a word; she
+ mournfully shook her head, and her warm tears fell upon the boy's
+ face.
+
+ "'Ask him how many years she can live,' said the Great Prince to
+ Aristotle, in a whisper.
+
+ "'It is much, much, if she live three months; but, perhaps, 'twill be
+ only till spring,' answered Antony. 'No medicine can save her: that
+ blood is a sure herald of death.'
+
+ "This reply was translated to Iván Vassílievitch in as low a tone as
+ possible, that Borétzkaia might not hear it; but she waved her hand,
+ and said calmly--'I knew it long ago'....
+
+ "'Hearken, Márpha Isákovna, if thou wilt, I will give thee thy
+ liberty, and send thee into another town.'
+
+ "'Another town ... another place ... God hath willed it so, without
+ thee!'
+
+ "'I would send thee to Báyjetzkoi-Verkh.'
+
+ "''Tis true, that was our country. If I could but die in my native
+ land!'
+
+ "'Then God be with thee: there thou mayst say thy prayers, give alms
+ to the churches; I will order thy treasury to be delivered up to
+ thee--and remember not the Great Prince of Moscow in anger.'
+
+ "She smiled. Have you ever seen something resembling a smile on the
+ jaws of a human skull?
+
+ "'Farewell, we shall never meet again,' said the Great Prince.
+
+ "'We shall meet at the judgment-seat of God!' was the last reply of
+ Borétzkaia."
+
+The daughter of Obrazétz loved the heretic, who was long unconscious of
+the feelings he had inspired, and himself untouched by the mysterious fire
+that was consuming the heart of the young Anastasia. But his turn, too,
+had come--he, too, had seen and loved; but she knew not of his love--she
+hardly knew the nature of her own feelings; sometimes she feared she was
+under the influence of magic, or imagined that the anxiety she felt for
+the heretic was a holy desire to turn him from the errors of his faith to
+save his immortal soul--or, if she knew the truth, she dared not
+acknowledge it even to her own heart--far less to any human being. To love
+a heretic was a deadly sin; but to save a soul would be acceptable to
+God--a holy offering at the footstool of the throne of grace and mercy.
+This hope would justify any sacrifice. The great Prince was about to march
+against Tver, and Antonio was to accompany him. Could she permit him to
+depart without an effort to redeem him from his heresy, or, alas! without
+a token of her love? She determined to send him the crucifix she wore
+round her neck--a holy and a sacred thing, which it would have been a
+deadly sin to part with unless to rescue a soul from perdition--and she
+sent it. Her brother, too, was to accompany the army, and had besides, on
+his return, to encounter a judicial combat. The soul of the old warrior
+Obrazétz was deeply moved by the near approach of his son's departure. One
+son had died by his side--he might never see Iván more, and his heart
+yearned to join with him in prayer. "The mercies of God are unaccountable."
+
+ "Trusting in them, Obrazétz proceeded to the oratory, whither, by his
+ command, he was followed by Khabár and Anastasia.
+
+ "Silently they go, plunged in feelings of awe: they enter the oratory;
+ the solitary window is curtained; in the obscurity, feebly dispelled
+ by the mysterious glimmer of the lamp, through the deep stillness,
+ fitfully broken by the flaring of the taper, they were gazed down
+ upon from every side by the dark images of the Saviour, the Holy
+ Mother of God, and the Holy Saints. From them there seems to breathe
+ a chilly air as of another world: here thou canst not hide thyself
+ from their glances; from every side they follow thee in the slightest
+ movement of thy thoughts and feelings. Their wasted faces, feeble
+ limbs, and withered frames--their flesh macerated by prayer and
+ fasting--the cross, the agony--all here speaks of the victory of will
+ over passions. Themselves an example of purity in body and soul, they
+ demand the same purity from all who enter the oratory, their holy
+ shrine.
+
+ "To them Anastasia had recourse in the agitation of her heart; from
+ them she implored aid against the temptations of the Evil One; but
+ help there was none for her, the weak in will, the devoted to the
+ passion which she felt for an unearthly tempter.
+
+ Thrice, with crossing and with prayer, did Obrazétz bow before the
+ images; thrice did his son and daughter bow after him. This pious
+ preface finished, the old man chanted the psalm--'Whoso dwelleth
+ under the defence of the Most High.' Thus, even in our own times,
+ among us in Russia, the pious warrior, when going to battle, almost
+ always arms himself with this shield of faith. With deep feeling,
+ Khabár repeated the words after his father. All this prepared
+ Anastasia for something terrible she trembled like a dove which is
+ caught by the storm in the open plain, where there is no shelter for
+ her from the tempest that is ready to burst above her. When they
+ arose from prayer, Obrazétz took from the shrine a small image of St
+ George the Victorious, cast in silver, with a ring for suspending it
+ on the bosom. 'In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the
+ Holy Ghost!' he said, with a solemn voice, holding the image in his
+ left hand, and with his right making three signs of the cross--'with
+ this mercy of God I bless thee, my dear and only son, Iván, and I
+ pray that the holy martyr, George, may give thee mastery and victory
+ over thine enemies: keep this treasure even as the apple of thine eye.
+ Put it not off from thee in any wise, unless the Lord willeth that
+ the foe shall take it from thee. I know thee, Ivan, they will not
+ take it from thee living; but they may from thy corse. Keep in mind at
+ every season thy father's blessing.'
+
+ "Anastasia turned as white as snow, and trembled in every limb; her
+ bosom felt oppressed as with a heavy stone, a sound as of hammering
+ was in her ears. She seemed to hear all the images, one after another,
+ sternly repeating her father's words. He continued--'It is a great
+ thing, this blessing. He who remembereth it not, or lightly esteemeth
+ it, from him shall the heavenly Father turn away his face, and shall
+ leave him for ever and ever. He shall be cast out from the kingdom of
+ heaven, and his portion shall be in hell. Keep well my solemn word.'
+
+ "Every accent of Obrazétz fell upon Anastasia's heart like a drop of
+ molten pitch. She seemed to be summoned before the dreadful
+ judgment-seat of Christ, to hear her father's curse, and her own
+ eternal doom. She could restrain herself no longer, and sobbed
+ bitterly; the light grew dim in her eyes; her feet began to totter.
+ Obrazétz heard her sobs, and interrupted his exhortation. 'Nástia,
+ Nástia! what aileth thee?' he enquired, with lively sympathy, of his
+ daughter, whom he tenderly loved. She had not strength to utter a
+ word, and fell into her brother's arms. Crossing himself, the boyárin
+ put back the image into its former place, and then hastened to
+ sprinkle his child with holy water which always stood ready in the
+ oratory. Anastasia revived, and when she saw herself surrounded by
+ her father and brother, in a dark, narrow, sepulchral place, she
+ uttered a wild cry, and turned her dim eyes around. 'My life, my
+ darling child, my dove! what aileth thee?' cried the father.
+ 'Recollect thyself: thou art in the oratory. 'Tis plain some evil eye
+ hath struck thee. Pray to the Holy Virgin: she, the merciful one,
+ will save thee from danger.'
+
+ "The father and son bore her to the image of the Mother of God. Her
+ brother with difficulty raised her arm, and she, all trembling, made
+ the sign of the cross. Deeply, heavily she sighed, applied her
+ ice-cold lips to the image, and then signed to them with her hand
+ that they should carry her out speedily. She fancied that she saw the
+ Holy Virgin shake her head with a reproachful air.
+
+ "When they had carried Anastasia to her chamber, she felt better."
+
+Hitherto none had shared her secret thoughts; but the experienced eye of
+the widow Selínova had detected the nature of her malady, and she longed
+to know the object of her affection.
+
+ "One day, they were sitting alone together, making lace. A kind of
+ mischievous spirit whispered her to speak of the heretic. Imagine
+ yourself thrown by destiny on a foreign land. All around you are
+ speaking in an unknown tongue; their language appears to you a chaos
+ of wild, strange sounds. Suddenly, amid the crowd, drops a word in
+ your native language. Does not then a thrill run over your whole
+ being? does not your heart leap within you? Or place a Russian
+ peasant at a concert where is displayed all the creative luxury and
+ all the brilliant difficulties of foreign music. The child of nature
+ listens with indifference to the incomprehensible sounds; but
+ suddenly Voróbieva with her nightingale voice trills out--_The cuckóo
+ from out the fírs so dánk hath not cúckooed._ Look what a change
+ comes over the half-asleep listener. Thus it was with Anastasia! Till
+ this moment Selínova had spoken to her in a strange language, had
+ only uttered sounds unintelligible to her; but the instant that she
+ spoke the _native_ word, it touched the heart-string, and all the
+ chords of her being thrilled as if they were about to burst.
+ Anastasia trembled, her hands wandered vaguely over her lace cushion,
+ her face turned deadly pale. She dared not raise her eyes, and
+ replied at random, absently.
+
+ "'Ah!' thought Selínova, 'that is the right key: that is the point
+ whence cometh the storm!'
+
+ "Both remained silent. At length Anastasia ventured to glance at her
+ visitor, in order to see by the expression of her face, whether she
+ had remarked her confusion. Selínova's eyes were fixed upon her work,
+ on her face there was not even a shade of suspicion. The crafty widow
+ intended little by little, imperceptibly, to win the confidence of
+ the inexperienced girl.
+
+ "'And where then is _he_ gone?' she asked after a short pause,
+ without naming the person about whom she was enquiring.
+
+ "'He is gone with the Great Prince on the campaign,' answered
+ Anastasia blushing; then, after a moment's thought she added--'I
+ suppose thou askedst me about my brother?'
+
+ "'No, my dear, our conversation was about Antony the leech. What a
+ pity he is a heretic! You will not easily find such another gallant
+ among our Muscovites. He hath all, both height and beauty: when he
+ looketh, 'tis as though he gave you large pearls; his locks lie on
+ his shoulders like the light of dawn; he is as white and rosy as a
+ young maiden. I wonder whence he had such beauty--whether by the
+ permission of God, or, not naturally, by the influence of the Evil
+ One. I could have looked at him--may it not be a sin to say, I could
+ have gazed at him for ever without being weary!'
+
+ "At these praises Anastasia's pale countenance blushed like the
+ dawning that heralds the tempest. 'Thou hast then seen him?' asked
+ the enamoured maiden, in a trembling, dying voice, and breaking off
+ her work.
+
+ "'I have seen him more than once. I have not only seen him, but
+ wonder now, my dear--I have visited him in his dwelling!'
+
+ "'The maiden shook her head, her eyes were dimmed with the shade of
+ pensiveness; a thrill of jealousy, in spite of herself, darted to
+ her heart. 'What! and didst thou not fear to go to him?' she
+ said--'Is he not a heretic?'
+
+ "'If thou knewest it, Nástenka, what wouldst thou not do for love?'
+
+ "'Love?' ... exclaimed Anastasia, and her heart bounded violently in
+ her breast.
+
+ "'Ah if I were not afraid, I would disclose to thee the secret of my
+ soul.'
+
+ "'Speak, I pray thee, speak! Fear not; see! I call the Mother of God
+ to witness, thy words shall die with me.'
+
+ "And the maiden, with a quivering hand, signed a large cross.
+
+ "'If so, I will confide in thee what I have never disclosed but to
+ God. It is not over one blue sea alone that the mist lieth, and the
+ darksome cloud: it is not over one fair land descendeth the gloomy
+ autumn night; there was a time when my bosom was loaded with a heavy
+ sorrow, my rebellious heart lay drowned in woe and care: I loved thy
+ brother, Iván Vassílievitch. (The maiden's heart was relieved, she
+ breathed more freely.) Thou knowest not, my life, my child, what kind
+ of feeling is that of love, and God grant that thou mayest never know!
+ The dark night cometh, thou canst not close thine eyes: the bright
+ dawn breaketh, thou meetest it with tears, and the day is all
+ weary--O, so weary! There are many men in the fair world, but thou
+ see'st only one, in thy bower, in the street, in the house of God. A
+ stone lieth ever on thy breast, and thou canst not shake it off.'
+
+ "Then Selínova wept sincere tears. Her companion listened to her with
+ eager sympathy: the feelings just depicted were her own.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "There was a deep silence. It was broken by the young widow.
+
+ "'Nástenka, my life?' she began in a tone of such touching, such
+ lively interest, as called for her reluctant confidence.
+
+ "The daughter of Obrazétz glanced at her with eyes full of tears, and
+ shook her head.
+
+ "'Confide in me, as I have confided in thee,' continued Selínova,
+ taking her hand and pressing it to her bosom. 'I have lived longer in
+ the world than thou ... believe me, 'twill give thee ease ... 'tis
+ clear from every symptom, my love, what thou ailest.'
+
+ "And Anastasia, sobbing, exclaimed at last--'O, my love, my dearest
+ friend, Praskóvia Vladimírovna, take a sharp knife, open my white
+ breast, look what is the matter there!'
+
+ "'And wherefore need we take the sharp knife, and wherefore need we
+ open the white breast, or look upon the rebellious heart? Surely, by
+ thy fair face all can tell, my child, how that fair face hath been
+ darkened, how the fresh bloom hath faded, and bright eyes grown dull.
+ After all, 'tis clear thou lovest some wandering falcon, some
+ stranger youth.'
+
+ "Anastasia answered not a word; she could not speak for tears; and
+ hid her face in her hands. At last, softened by Selínova's friendly
+ sympathy, and her assurances that she would be easier if she would
+ confide her secret to such a faithful friend, she related her love
+ for the heretic. The episode of the crucifix was omitted in this tale,
+ which finished, of course, with assurances that she was enchanted,
+ bewitched.
+
+ "Poor Anastasia!
+
+ "Snowdrop! beautiful flower, thou springest up alone in the bosom of
+ thy native valley! And the bright sun arises every day to glass
+ himself in thy morning mirror; and the beaming moon, after a sultry
+ day, hastens to fan thee with her breezy wing, and the angels of God,
+ lulling thee by night, spread over thee a starry canopy, such as king
+ never possessed. Who can tell from what quarter the tempest may bring
+ from afar, from other lands, the seeds of the ivy, and scatter them
+ by thy side, and the ivy arises and twines lovingly around thee, and
+ chokes thee, lovely flower! This is not all: the worm has crawled to
+ thy root, hath fixed its fang therein, and kills ye both, if some
+ kind hand save ye not."
+
+These extracts will enable our readers to judge for themselves of the
+merits of M. Lajétchnikoff's style as it appears in Mr Shaw's translation.
+A better selection might have been made, had we not been desirous to avoid
+any such anticipation of the development of the story as light diminish
+its interest; but we are inclined to believe that most of our readers will
+agree with us in thinking, that if M. Lajétchnikoff has succeeded in
+faithfully illustrating the manners of the age of Iván the Great, he has
+also shown that he possesses brilliancy of fancy, fervour of thought, and
+elevation of sentiment, as well as knowledge of the movements of the heart,
+revealed only to the few who have been initiated into nature's mysteries.
+
+He does not appear to be largely gifted with the power of graphic
+description, of placing the scenes of nature, or the living figures that
+people them, vividly before us--he loves rather to indulge, even to excess,
+mystical or passionate thoughts that are born in his own breast, and to
+adorn them with garlands woven from the flowers of his fancy; but these
+flowers are of native growth, the indigenous productions of the Russian
+soil. His images often sound to our ears homely, sometimes even familiar
+and mean, but they may be dignified in their native dress. He has no
+lively perception of the beauties of external nature; his raptures are
+reserved for the wonders of art, for what the human mind can create or
+achieve; and, curiously enough, it is architecture that seems to excite in
+him the greatest enthusiasm. In illustration of this feeling, we must
+still extract an eloquent discourse on the life of the artist, which the
+author puts into the mouth of Fioraventi Aristotle--a passage of much
+feeling, and, we fear, of too much truth:--
+
+ "Thou knowest not, Antony, what a life is that of an artist! While
+ yet a child, he is agitated by heavy incomprehensible thoughts: to
+ him the sphynx, Genius, hath already proposed its enigmas; in his
+ bosom the Promethean vulture is already perched, and groweth with his
+ growth. His comrades are playing and making merry; they are preparing
+ for their riper years recollections of childhood's days of
+ paradise--childhood, that never can be but once: the time cometh, and
+ he remembereth but the tormenting dreams of that age. Youth is at
+ hand; for others 'tis the time of love, of soft ties, of revelry--the
+ feast of life; for the artist, none of these. Solitary, flying from
+ society, he avoideth the maiden, he avoideth joy; plunging into the
+ loneliness of his soul, he there, with indescribable mourning, with
+ tears of inspiration, on his knees before his Ideal, imploreth her to
+ come down upon earth to his frail dwelling. Days and nights he
+ waiteth, and pineth after unearthly beauty. Woe to him if she doth
+ not visit him, and yet greater woe to him if she doth! The tender
+ frame of youth cannot bear her bridal kiss; union with the gods is
+ fatal to man; and the mortal is annihilated in her embrace. I speak
+ not of the education, of the mechanic preparation. And here at every
+ step the Material enchaineth thee, buildeth up barriers before thee:
+ marketh a formless vein upon thy block of marble, mingling soot with
+ thy carmine, entangling thy imagination in a net of monstrous rules
+ and formulas, commandeth thee to be the slave of the house-painter or
+ of the stone-cutter. And what awaiteth thee, when thou hast come
+ forth victorious from this mechanic school--when thou hast succeeded
+ in throwing off the heavy sum of a thousand unnecessary rules, with
+ which pedantry hath overwhelmed thee--when thou takest as thy guide
+ only those laws which are so plain and simple?... What awaiteth thee
+ then? Again the Material! Poverty, need, forced labour, appreciators,
+ rivals, that ever-hungry flock which flieth upon thee ready to tear
+ thee in pieces, as soon as it knoweth that thou art a pure possessor
+ of the gift of God. Thy soul burneth to create, but thy carcass
+ demandeth a morsel of bread; inspiration veileth her wing, but the
+ body asketh not only to clothe its nakedness with a decent covering,
+ but fine cloth, silk, velvet, that it may appear before thy judges in
+ a proper dress, without which they will not receive thee, thou and
+ thy productions will die unknown. In order to obtain food, clothes,
+ thou must _work_: a merchant will order from thee a cellar, a
+ warehouse; the signore, stables and dog kennels. Now at last thou
+ hast procured thyself daily bread, a decent habit for thy bones and
+ flesh: inspiration thirsteth for its nourishment, demanding from thy
+ soul images and forms. Thou createst, thou art bringing thy Ideal to
+ fulfilment. How swiftly move the wheels of thy being! Thy existence
+ is tenfold redoubled, thy pulse is beating as when thou breathest the
+ atmosphere of high mountains. Thou spendest in one day whole months
+ of life. How many nights passed without sleep, how many days in
+ ceaseless chain, all filled with agitation! Or rather, there is nor
+ day nor night for thee, nor seasons of the year, as for other men.
+ Thy blood now boileth, then freezeth; the fever of imagination
+ wasteth thee away. Triumph setteth thee on fire, the fear of failure
+ maddeneth thee, tearing thee to pieces, tormenting thee with dread of
+ the judgments of men; then again ariseth the terror of dying with thy
+ task unfinished. Add, too, the inevitable shade of glory, which
+ stalketh ever in thy footsteps, and giveth thee not a moment of
+ repose. This is the period of creation! While creating, thou hast
+ been dwelling at the footstool of God. Crushed by thy contact with
+ the hem of his garment, overwhelmed by inspiration from Him whom the
+ world can scarcely bear, a poor mortal, half alive, half dead, thou
+ descendest upon earth, and carriest with thee what thou hast created
+ _there_, in _His_ presence! Mortals surround thy production, judging,
+ valuing, discussing it in detail; the patron laudeth the ornaments,
+ the grandeur of the columns, the weight of the work; the distributors
+ of favour gamble away thy honour, or creep like mice under thy plan,
+ and nibble at it in the darkness of night. No, my friend, the life of
+ an artist is the life of a martyr."
+
+We are so much accustomed to see virtue rewarded and vice punished, that
+we might perhaps have been better pleased to have seen this kind of
+poetical justice more equitably dispensed; but the cause of virtue is
+perhaps as effectually served by making it attractive as by making it
+triumphant, and vice is as much discouraged by making it odious or
+contemptible as by making it unsuccessful.
+
+It only remains to say a few words of the translator's labours; and
+although we do not pretend to decide on the fidelity of the version he has
+given us, or how much his author may have lost or gained in his hands, we
+cannot but think that we perceive internal evidence of efforts to be
+faithful, even at the hazard of losing perhaps something of more value in
+the attempt. However this may be, it is plain that Mr Shaw is himself a
+vigorous and eloquent writer of his own language, as the extracts we have
+given may vouch. We feel greatly indebted to him for unlocking to us the
+stores of Russian fiction, which, if they contain many such works as _The
+Heretic_, will well repay the labour of a careful examination. There is
+about every thing Russian an air of orientalism which gives a peculiar
+character to their dress, their mansions, their manners, their feelings,
+their expressions, and their prejudices, which will probably long continue
+to distinguish Russian literature on that of the other nations of Europe,
+whose steps she has followed, perhaps too implicitly, in her attempts to
+overtake them in the race of civilization and intellectual improvement.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THRUSH-HUNTING.
+
+BY ALEXANDER DUMAS.
+
+
+We have heard of certain cooks, the Udes and Vatels of their day, whose
+boast it was to manufacture the most sumptuous and luxurious repast out of
+coarse and apparently insufficient materials. We will take the liberty of
+comparing M. Dumas with one of these artistical _cuisiniers_, possessing in
+the highest degree the talent of making much out of little, by the skill
+with which it is prepared, and the piquant nature of the condiments
+applied. A successful dramatist, as well as a popular romance-writer, his
+dialogues have the point and brilliancy, his narrative the vivid terseness,
+generally observable in novels written by persons accustomed to dramatic
+composition. Confining himself to no particular line of subject, he
+rambles through the different departments of light literature in a most
+agreeable and desultory manner; to-day a tourist, to-morrow a novelist;
+the next day surprising his public by an excursion into the regions of
+historical romance, amongst the well-beaten highways and byways of which
+he still manages to discover an untrodden path, or to embellish a familiar
+one by the sparkle of his wit and industry of his researches. The majority
+of his books convey the idea of being written _currente calamo_, and with
+little trouble to himself; and these have a lightness and brilliancy
+peculiar to their lively author, which cannot fail to recommend them to
+all classes of readers. They are like the sketches of a clever artist, who,
+with a few bright and bold touches, gives an effect to his subject which
+no labour would enable a less talented painter to achieve. But M. Dumas
+can produce highly finished pictures as well as brilliant sketches,
+although for the present it is one of the latter that we are about to
+introduce to our readers.
+
+Every body knows, or ought to know, that M. Dumas has been in Italy, and
+found means to make half a dozen highly amusing volumes out of his rambles
+in a country, perhaps, of all others, the most familiar to the inhabitants
+of civilized Europe--a country which has been described and re-described
+_ad nauseam_, by tourists, loungers, and idlers innumerable. On his way to
+the land of lazzaroni he made a pause at Marseilles to visit his friend
+Méry, a poet and author of some celebrity; and here he managed to collect
+materials for a volume which we can recommend to the perusal of the daily
+increasing class of our countrymen who think that a book, although written
+in French, may be witty and amusing without being either blasphemous or
+indecent.
+
+We have reason to believe that many persons who have not visited the
+south-eastern corner of France, think of it as a "land of the cypress and
+myrtle;" where troubadours wander amongst orange groves, or tinkle their
+guitars under the shade of the vine and the fig-tree. There is something
+in a name, and Provence, if it were only for the sake of its roses, ought,
+one would think, to be a smiling and beautiful country. And so part of it
+is; but in this part is assuredly not included the district around its
+chief city. One hears much of the vineyards and orange groves of the south.
+We do not profess to care much about vines, except for the sake of what
+they produce; most of the vineyards we ever saw looked very like
+plantations of gooseberry bushes, and the best of them were not so
+graceful or picturesque as a Kentish hop-ground. As to olives, admirable
+as they undoubtedly are when flanking a sparkling jug of claret, we find
+little to admire in the stiff, greyish, stunted sort of trees upon which
+they think proper to grow. But neither vines nor olives are to be found
+around Marseilles. Nothing but dust; dust on the roads, dust in the fields,
+dust on every leaf of the parched, unhappy-looking trees that surround the
+country-houses of the Marseillais. The fruit and vegetables consumed there
+are brought for miles overland, or by water from places on the coast;
+flowers are scarce--objecting, probably, to grow in so arid a soil, and in
+a heat that, for some months of the year, is perfectly African. Game there
+is little or none; notwithstanding which, there are nowhere to be found
+more enthusiastic sportsmen than at Marseilles. It is on this hint M.
+Dumas speaks. His description of the manner in which the worthy burghers
+of Marseilles make war upon the volatiles is rather amusing.
+
+"Every Marseillais who aspires to the character of a keen sportsman, has
+what is termed a _poste à feu_. This is a pit or cave dug in the ground in
+the vicinity of a couple of pine-trees, and covered over with branches. In
+addition to the pine-trees, it is usual to have _cimeaux_, long spars of
+wood, of which two are supported horizontally on the branches of the trees,
+and a third planted perpendicularly in the ground. These _cimeaux_ are
+intended as a sort of treacherous invitation to the birds to come and rest
+themselves. So regularly as Sunday morning arrives, the Marseillais
+Cockney installs himself in his pit, arranges a loophole through which he
+can see what passes outside, and waits with all imaginable patience. The
+question that will naturally be asked, is--What does he wait for?
+
+"He waits for a thrush, an ortolan, a beccafico, a robin-redbreast, or any
+other feathered and diminutive biped. He is not so ambitious as to expect
+a quail. Partridges he has heard of; of one, at least, a sort of phoenix,
+reproduced from its own ashes, and seen from time to time before an
+earthquake, or other great catastrophe. As to the hare, he is well aware
+that it is a fabulous animal of the unicorn species.
+
+"There is a tradition, however, at Marseilles, that during the last three
+months of the year, flocks of wild pigeons pass over, on their way from
+Africa or Kamschatka, or some other distant country. Within the memory of
+man no one has ever seen one of these flights; but it would nevertheless
+be deemed heresy to doubt the fact. At this season, therefore, the
+sportsman provides himself with tame pigeon, which he fastens by a string
+to the _cimeaux_, in such a manner that the poor bird is obliged to keep
+perpetually on the wing, not being allowed rope enough to reach a perch.
+After three or four Sundays passed in this manner, the unfortunate decoy
+dies of a broken heart."
+
+There is not nearly so much caricature in this picture as our readers may
+be disposed to think. Whoever has passed a few weeks of the autumn in a
+French provincial town, must have witnessed and laughed at the very
+comical proceedings of the _chasseurs_, the high-sounding title assumed by
+every Frenchman who ever pointed a gun at a cock-sparrow. One sees them
+going forth in the morning in various picturesque and fanciful costumes,
+their loins girded with a broad leathern belt, a most capacious game-bag
+slung over their shoulder, a fowling-piece of murderous aspect balanced on
+their arm; their heads protected from the October sun by every possible
+variety of covering, from the Greek skull-cap to the broad-brimmed Spanish
+sombrero. Away they go, singly, or by twos and threes, accompanied by a
+whole regiment of dogs, for the most part badly bred, and worse broken
+curs, which, when they get into the field, go pottering about in a style
+that would sorely tempt an English sportsman to bestow upon them the
+contents of both barrels. Towards the close of the day, take a stroll
+outside the town, and you meet the heroes returning. "Well, what sport?"
+"_Pas mal, mon cher_. Not so bad," is the reply, in a tone of
+ill-concealed triumph; and plunging his hand into his game-bag, the
+chasseur produces--a phthisical snipe, a wood pigeon, an extenuated quail,
+and perhaps something which you at first take for a deformed blackbird,
+but which turns out to be a water-hen. As far as our own observations go,
+we do aver this to be a very handsome average of a French sportsman's
+day's shooting. If by chance he has knocked down a red-legged partridge,
+(grey ones are very scarce in France,) his exultation knows no bounds. The
+day on which such a thing occurs is a red-letter day with him for the rest
+of his life. He goes home at once and inscribes the circumstance in the
+family archives.
+
+But this state of things, it will perhaps be urged, may arise from the
+scarcity of game in France, as probably as from the sportsman's want of
+skill. True; but the worst is to come. After you have duly admired and
+examined snipe, pigeon, quail, and water-hen, your friend again rummages
+in the depths of his _gibecière_, and pulls out--what?--a handful of
+tomtits and linnets, which he has been picking off every hedge for five
+miles round. "_Je me suis rabattu sur le petit gibier_," he says, with a
+grin and a shrug, and walks away, a proud man and a happy, leaving you in
+admiration of his prowess.
+
+M. Dumas expresses a wish to make the acquaintance of one of these modern
+Nimrods, and his friend Méry arranges a supper, to which he invites a
+certain Monsieur Louet, who plays the fourth bass in the orchestra of the
+Marseilles theatre. The conversation after supper is a good specimen of
+_persiflage_. After doing ample justice to an excellent repast, during
+which he had scarcely uttered a word,
+
+"Monsieur Louet threw himself back in his chair and looked at us all, one
+after the other, as if he had only just become aware of our presence,
+accompanying his inspection with a smile of the most perfect benevolence;
+then, heaving a gentle sigh of satisfaction--'Ma foi! I have made a
+capital supper!' exclaimed he.
+
+"'M. Louet! A cigar?' cried Méry: 'It is good for the digestion.'
+
+"'Thank you, most illustrious poet!' answered M. Louet; 'I never smoke. It
+was not the fashion in my time. Smoking and boots were introduced by the
+Cossacks. I always wear shoes, and am faithful to my snuff-box.'
+
+"So saying, M. Louet produced his box, and offered it round. We all
+refused except Méry, who, wishing to flatter him, attacked his weak side.
+
+"'What delicious snuff, M. Louet! This cannot be the common French snuff?'
+
+"'Indeed it is--only I doctor it in a particular manner. It is a secret I
+learned from a cardinal when I was at Rome.'
+
+"'Ha! You have been to Rome?' cried I.
+
+"'Yes, sir; I passed twenty years there.'
+
+"'M. Louet,' said Méry, 'since you do not smoke, you ought to tell these
+gentlemen the story of your thrush-hunt.'
+
+"'I shall be most happy,' replied M. Louet graciously, 'if you think it
+will amuse the company.'
+
+"'To be sure it will,' cried Méry. 'Gentlemen, you are going to hear the
+account of one of the most extraordinary hunts that has taken place since
+the days of Nimrod the mighty hunter. I have heard it told twenty times,
+and each time with increased pleasure. Another glass of punch, M. Louet.
+There! Now begin.--We are all impatience.'
+
+"'You are aware, gentlemen,' said M. Louet, 'that every Marseillais is
+born a sportsman.'
+
+"'Perfectly true,' interrupted Méry 'it is a physiological phenomenon
+which I have never been able to explain; but it is nevertheless quite
+true.'
+
+"'Unfortunately,' continued M. Louet, 'or perhaps I should say fortunately,
+we have neither lions nor tigers in the neighbourhood of Marseilles. On
+the other hand, we have flights of pigeons.'
+
+"'There!' cried Méry, 'I told you so. They insist upon it.'
+
+"'Certainly,' replied M. Louet, visibly vexed; 'and, whatever you may say
+to the contrary, the pigeons _do_ pass. Besides, did you not lend me the
+other day a book of Mr Cooper's, the _Pioneers_, in which the fact is
+authenticated?'
+
+"'Ah, yes! Authenticated in America.'
+
+"'Very well! If they pass over America why should they not pass over
+Marseilles? The vessels that go from Alexandria and Constantinople to
+America often pass here.'
+
+"'Very true!' replied Méry, thunderstruck by this last argument. 'I have
+nothing more to say. M. Louet, your hand. I will never contradict you
+again on the subject.'
+
+"'Sir, every man has a right to his opinion.'
+
+"'True, but I relinquish mine. Pray go on, M. Louet.'
+
+"'I was saying, then, that instead of lions and tigers we have flights of
+pigeons.' M. Louet paused a moment to see if Méry would contradict him.
+Méry nodded his head approvingly.
+
+"'True,' said he, 'they have flights of pigeons.'"
+
+Satisfied by this admission M. Louet resumed.
+
+"'You may easily imagine that at the period of the year when these flights
+occur, every sportsman is on the alert; and, as I am only occupied in the
+evening at the theatre, I am fortunately able to dispose of my mornings as
+I like. It was in 1810 or '11, I was five-and-thirty years of age; that is
+to say, gentlemen, rather more active than I am now. I was one morning at
+my post, as usual, before daybreak. I had tied my decoy pigeon to the
+_cimeaux_, and he was fluttering about like a mad thing, when I fancied I
+saw by the light of the stars something perched upon my pine-tree.
+Unfortunately it was too dark for me to distinguish whether this something
+were a bat or a bird, so I remained quite quiet, waiting for the sun to
+rise. At last the sun rose and I saw that it was a bird. I raised my gun
+gently to my shoulder, and, when I was sure of my aim, I pulled the
+trigger. Sir, I had omitted to discharge my gun on returning from shooting
+the evening before. It had been twelve hours loaded, and it hung fire.
+
+"'Nevertheless I saw by the way in which the bird flew that he was touched.
+I followed him with my eyes till he perched again. Then I looked for my
+pigeon; but by an extraordinary chance a shot had cut the string which
+tied him, and he had flown away. Without a decoy I knew very well it was
+no use remaining at the post, so I resolved to follow up the thrush. I
+forgot to tell you, gentlemen, that the bird I had fired at was a thrush.
+
+"'Unluckily I had no dog. When one shoots with a decoy, a dog is worse
+than useless--it is a positive nuisance. I was obliged, therefore, to beat
+the bushes myself. The thrush had run along the ground, and rose behind me
+when I thought I still had him in front. At the sound of his wings I
+turned and fired in a hurry. A shot thrown away, as you may suppose.
+Nevertheless I saw some feathers fall from him.'
+
+"'You saw some feathers?' cried Méry.
+
+"'Yes, sir. I even found one, which I put in my buttonhole.'
+
+"'In that case,' said Méry, 'the thrush was hit?'
+
+"'That was my opinion at the time. I had not lost sight of him, and I
+continued the pursuit; but the bird was scared, and this time flew away
+before I got within range. I fired all the same. There is no saying where
+a stray shot may go.'
+
+"'A stray shot is not enough for a thrush,' said Méry, shaking his head
+gravely. 'A thrush is a very hard-lived bird.'
+
+"'Very true, sir; for I am certain my two first shots had wounded him, and
+yet he made a third flight of nearly half a mile. But I had sworn to have
+him, and on I went. Impossible to get near him. He led me on, mile after
+mile, always flying away as soon as I came within fifty or sixty paces. I
+became furious. If I had caught him I think I should have eaten him alive,
+and the more so as I was beginning to get very hungry. Fortunately, as I
+had calculated on remaining out all day, I had my breakfast and dinner in
+my game-bag, and I eat as I went along.'
+
+"'Pardon me,' said Méry, interrupting M. Louet; 'I have an observation to
+make. Observe, my dear Dumas, the difference between the habits of the
+human race in northern and southern climes. In the north the sportsman
+runs after his game; in the south he waits for it to come to him. In the
+first case he takes out an empty bag and brings home a full one; in the
+other he takes it out full and brings it home empty. Pray, go on, my dear
+M. Louet. I have spoken.' And he recommenced puffing at his cigar.
+
+"'Where was I?' said M. Louet, who had lost the threat of his narrative
+through this interruption.
+
+"'Speeding over hill and dale in pursuit of your thrush.'
+
+"'True, sir. I cannot describe to you the state of excitement and
+irritation I was in. I began to think of the bird of Prince Camaralzaman,
+and to suspect that I, too, might be the victim of some enchantment. I
+passed Cassis and La Ciotat, and entered the large plain extending from
+Ligne to St. Cyr. I had been fifteen hours on my feet, and I was half dead
+with fatigue. I made a vow to Our Lady of La Garde to hang a silver thrush
+in her chapel, if she would only assist me to catch the living one I was
+following; but she paid no attention to me. Night was coming on, and in
+despair I fired my last shot at the accursed bird. I have no doubt he
+heard the lead whistle, for this time he flew so far that I lost sight of
+him in the twilight. He had gone in the direction of the village of St.
+Cyr. Probably he intended to sleep there, and I resolved to do the same.
+Fortunately there was to be no performance that night at the Marseilles
+theatre.'"
+
+The worthy basso goes to the inn at St. Cyr, and relates his troubles to
+the host, who decides that the object of his pursuit must have halted for
+the night in a neighbouring piece of brushwood. By daybreak M. Louet is
+again a-foot, accompanied by the innkeeper's dog, Soliman. They soon get
+upon the scent of the devoted thrush.
+
+"'Every body knows that a true sporting dog will follow any one who has a
+gun on his shoulder. "Soliman, Soliman!" cried I; and Soliman came. Sir,
+the instinct of the dog was remarkable: we had hardly got out of the
+village when he made a point--such a point, sir!--his tail out as straight
+as a ramrod. There was the thrush, not ten paces from me. I fired both
+barrels--Poum! Poum! Powder not worth a rush. I had used all my own the
+day before, and this was some I had got from my host. The thrush flew away
+unhurt. But Soliman had kept his eye on him, and went straight to the
+place where the bird was. Again he made a most beautiful point; but
+although I looked with all my eyes, I could not see the thrush. I was
+stooping down in this manner, looking for the creature, when suddenly it
+flew away, and so fast, that before I got my gun to my shoulder, it was
+out of reach. Soliman opened his eyes and stared at me; as much as to say,
+"What is the meaning of all this?" The expression of the dog's face made
+me feel quit humiliated. I could not help speaking to him. "Never mind,"
+said I, nodding my head, "you will see next time." You would have thought
+the animal understood me. He again began to hunt about. In less than ten
+minutes he stopped as if he were cut out of marble. I was determined not
+to lose this chance; and I went right before the dog's nose. The bird rose
+literally under my feet; but I was so agitated that I fired my first
+barrel too soon, and my second too late. The first discharge passed by him
+like a single ball; the second was too scattered, and he passed between it.
+It was then that a thing happened to me--one of those things which I
+should not repeat, but for my attachment to the truth. The dog looked at
+me for a moment with a sort of smile upon his countenance: then, coming
+close up to me while I was reloading my gun, he lifted his left hind leg,
+made water against my gaiter, and then turning round, trotted away in the
+direction of his master's house. You may easily suppose, that if it had
+been a man who had thus insulted me, I would have had his life, or he
+should have had mine. But what could I say, sir, to a dumb beast which God
+had not gifted with reason?'"
+
+This canine insult only acts as a spur to the indefatigable chasseur, who,
+dogless as he finds himself, follows up his thrush till he reaches the
+town of Hyères. Here he loses all trace of the bird, but endeavours to
+console himself by eating the oranges which grow in the garden of his
+hotel. Whilst thus engaged, a thrush perches on a tree beside him, and the
+first glance at the creature's profile satisfied him that it is the same
+bird whose society he has been rejoicing in the for the last two days.
+Unfortunately his gun is in the house, of which the thrush seems to be
+aware, for it continues singing and dressing its feathers on a branch
+within ten feet of his head. Afraid of losing sight of it, M. Louet waits
+till the landlord comes to announce supper, and then desires him to bring
+his gun. But there is a punishment of fine and imprisonment for whoever
+fires a shot, between sunset and sunrise, within the precincts of the town;
+and although the enthusiastic sportsman is willing enough to run this risk,
+the hotel-keeper fears to be taken for an accomplice, and refuses to fetch
+the gun, threatening to drive away the bird if M. Louet goes for it
+himself. At last they come to terms. M. Louet sups and sleeps under the
+tree, the bird roosts on the same; and at the first stroke of the matin
+bell, mine host appears with the fowling-piece. Our chasseur stretches out
+his hand to take it, and--the bird flies away.
+
+M. Louet throws down the price of his supper, and scales the garden wall
+in pursuit. He follows his intended victim the whole of that day, and at
+last has the mortification of seeing it carried away before his eyes by a
+hawk. Foot-sore and tired, hungry and thirsty, the unfortunate musician
+sinks down exhausted by the side of a road. A peasant passes by.
+
+"'My friend,' said I to him, 'is there any town, village, or house in
+this neighbourhood?'
+
+"'_Gnor si_,' answered he, '_cé la citta di Nizza un miglia avanti_.'
+
+"The thrush had led me into Italy."
+
+At Nice M. Louet is in great tribulation. In the course of his long ramble
+his money has worked a hole in his pocket, and he discovers that he is
+penniless just at the moment that he has established himself at the best
+hotel, and ordered supper for three by way of making up for past
+privations. He gets out of his difficulties, however, by giving a concert,
+which produces him a hundred crowns; and he then embarks for Toulon, on
+board the letter of marque, La Vierge des Sept Douleurs, Captain Garnier.
+
+Once on the water, there is a fine opportunity for a display of French
+naval heroism, at the expense, of course, of the unfortunate English, to
+whom M. Dumas bears about the same degree of affection that another
+dark-complexioned gentleman is said to do to holy water. This is one of M.
+Dumas's little peculiarities or affectations, it is difficult to say which.
+Wherever it is possible to bring in England and the English, depreciate
+them in any way, or turn them into ridicule, M. Dumas invariably does it,
+and those passages are frequently the most amusing in his books. In the
+present instance, it is a very harmless piece of faufarronade in which he
+indulges.
+
+The armed brig in which M. Louet has embarked, falls in which a squadron
+of English men-of-war. Hearing a great bustle upon deck, our musician goes
+up to enquire the cause, and finds the captain quietly seated, smoking his
+pipe. After the usual salutations--
+
+"'M. Louet, have you ever seen a naval combat?' said the captain to me.
+
+"'Never, sir.'
+
+"'Would you like to see one?'
+
+"'Why, captain, to say the truth, there are other things I should better
+like to see.'
+
+"'I am sorry for it; for it you wished to see one, a real good one, your
+wish would soon be gratified.'
+
+"'What! captain,' cried I, feeling myself grow pale; 'you do not mean to
+say we are going to have a naval combat? Ha, ha! I see you are joking,
+captain.'
+
+"'Joking, eh? Look yonder. What do you see?'
+
+"'I see three very fine vessels.'
+
+"'Count again.'
+
+"'I see more. Four, five, there are six of them.'
+
+"'Can you distinguish what there is on the flag of the nearest one? Here,
+take the glass.'
+
+"'I cannot make out very well, but I think I see a harp.'
+
+"'Exactly.--The Irish harp. In a few minutes they'll play as a tune on it.'
+
+"'But captain,' said I, 'they are still a long way off, and it appears to
+me, that by spreading all those sails which are now furled upon your masts
+and yards, you might manage to escape. In your place I should certainly
+run away. Excuse me for the suggestion, but it is my opinion as fourth
+bass of the Marseilles theatre. If I had the honour to be a sailor, I
+should perhaps think differently.'"
+
+Very sensible advice, too, M. Louet, _we_ should have thought at least,
+considering the odds of six to one. But the fire-eating Frenchman thinks
+otherwise.
+
+"'If it were a man, instead of a bass, who made me such a proposal,'
+replied the captain, 'I should have had a word or two to say to him about
+it. Know, sir, that Captain Garnier _never_ runs away! He fights till his
+vessel is riddled like a sieve, then he allows himself to be boarded, and
+when his decks are covered with the enemy, he goes into the powder
+magazine with his pipe in his mouth, shakes out the burning ashes, and
+sends the English on a voyage of discovery upwards.'
+
+"'And the French?'
+
+"'The French too.'
+
+"'And the passengers?'
+
+"'The passengers likewise.'
+
+"'At that moment, a small white cloud appeared issuing from the side of
+one of the English ships. This was followed by a dull noise like a heavy
+blow on the big drum. I saw some splinters fly from the top of the brig's
+gunwale, and an artilleryman, who was just then standing on his gun, fell
+backwards upon me. 'Come, my friend,' said I, 'mind what you are about.'
+And, as he did not stir, I pushed him. He fell upon the deck. I looked at
+him with more attention. His head was off.
+
+"My nerves were so affected by this sight, that five minutes later I found
+myself in the ship's hold, without exactly knowing how I had got there."
+
+Thanks to a storm, the six English men of war manage to escape from the
+brig, and when M. Louet ventures to re-appear upon deck, he finds himself
+in the Italian port of Piombino, opposite the island of Elba. He has had
+enough of the water, and goes on shore, where he bargains with a vetturino
+to take him to Florence. A young officer of French hussars, and four
+Italians, are his travelling companions. The former, on learning his name
+and profession, asks him sundry questions about a certain Mademoiselle
+Zephyrine, formerly a dancer at the Marseilles theatre, and in whom he
+seems to take a strong interest.
+
+Bad springs and worse roads render it very difficult to sleep. At last, on
+the second night of their journey, M. Louet succeeds in getting up a doze,
+out of which he is roused in a very unpleasant manner. We will give his
+own account of it.
+
+"'Two pistol-shots, the flash of which almost burned my face, awoke me.
+They were fired by M. Ernest, (the hussar officer.) We were attacked by
+banditti.'
+
+"'_Faccia in terra! Faccia in terra!_' I jumped out of the carriage, and
+as I did so, one of the brigands gave me a blow between the shoulders,
+that threw me upon my face. My companions were already in that position,
+with the exception of M. Ernest, who was defending himself desperately. At
+length he was overpowered and made prisoner.
+
+"My pockets were turned inside out, and my hundred crowns taken away. I
+had a diamond ring on my finger, which I hoped they would not observe, and
+I turned the stone inside, heartily wishing, as I did so, that it had the
+power of Gyges' ring, and could render me invisible. But all was in vain.
+The robbers soon found it out. When they had taken every thing from us--
+
+"'Is there a musician amongst you?' said he who appeared the chief.
+
+"Nobody answered.
+
+"'Well,' repeated he, 'are you all deaf? I asked if any of you knew how to
+play on an instrument.'
+
+"'Pardieu!' said a voice, which I recognized as that of the young officer;
+'there's M. Louet, who plays the bass.'
+
+"I wished myself a hundred feet under ground.
+
+"'Which is M. Louet?' said the brigand. 'Is it this one?' And, stooping
+down, he laid hold of the collar of my shooting-jacket, and lifted me on
+my feet.
+
+"'For Heaven's sake, what do you want with me?' cried I.
+
+"'Nothing to be so frightened about,' was the answer. 'For a week past we
+have been hunting every where for a musician, without being able to find
+one. The captain will be delighted to see you.'
+
+"'What!' cried I, 'are you going to take me to the captain?'
+
+"'Certainly we are.'
+
+"'To separate me from my companions?'
+
+"'What can we do with them? _They_ are not musicians.'
+
+"'Gentlemen!' cried I, 'for God's sake, help me! do not let me be carried
+off in this manner.'
+
+"'The gentlemen will have the goodness to remain with their noses in the
+dust for the space of a quarter of an hour,' said the brigand. 'As to the
+officer, tie him to a tree,' continued he, to the four men who were
+holding the hussar. 'In a quarter of an hour the postillion will untie him.
+Not a minute sooner, if you value your life.'
+
+"The postillion gave a sort of affirmative grunt, and the robbers now moved
+off in the direction of the mountains. I was led between two of them.
+After marching for some time, we saw a light in a window, and presently
+halted at a little inn on a cross-road. The bandits went up stairs,
+excepting two, who remained with me in the kitchen, and one of whom had
+appropriated my fowling-piece, and the other my game-bag. As to my diamond
+ring and my hundred crowns, they had become perfectly invisible.
+
+"Presently somebody shouted from above, and my guards, taking me by the
+collar, pushed me up stairs, and into a room on the first floor.
+
+"Seated at a table, upon which was a capital supper and numerous array of
+bottles, was the captain of the robbers, a fine-looking man of thirty-five
+or forty years of age. He was dressed exactly like a theatrical robber, in
+blue velvet, with a red sash and silver buckles. His arm was passed round
+the waist of a very pretty girl in the costume of a Roman peasant; that is
+to say, an embroidered boddice, short bright-coloured petticoat, and red
+stockings. Her feet attracted my attention, they were so beautifully small.
+On one of her fingers I saw my diamond ring--a circumstance which, as well
+as the company in which I found her, gave me a very indifferent idea of
+the young lady's morality.
+
+"'What countryman are you?' asked the captain.
+
+"'I am a Frenchman, your excellency.'
+
+"'So much the better!' cried the young girl.
+
+"I saw with pleasure that, at any rate, I was amongst people who spoke my
+own language.
+
+"'You are a musician?'
+
+"'I am fourth bass at the Marseilles theatre.'
+
+"'Bring this gentleman's bass,' said the captain to one of his men. 'Now,
+my little Rina,' said he, turning to his mistress, 'I hope you are ready
+to dance."
+
+"'I always was,' answered she, 'but how could I without music?'
+
+"'_Non ho trovato l'instrumento_,' said the robber, reappearing at the
+door.
+
+"'What!' cried the captain in a voice of thunder; 'no instrument?'
+
+"'Captain,' interposed his lieutenant, 'I searched every where, but could
+not find even the smallest violoncello.'
+
+"'_Bestia_!' cried the captain.
+
+"'Excellency,' I ventured to observe, 'it is not his fault. I had no bass
+with me.'
+
+"'Very well,' said the captain, 'send off five men immediately to Sienna,
+Volterra, Grossetto--all over the country. I must have a bass by to-morrow
+night.'
+
+"I could not help thinking I had seen Mademoiselle Rina's face somewhere
+before, and I was cudgeling my memory to remember where, when she
+addressed the captain.
+
+"'Tonino,' said she, 'you have not even asked the poor man if he is
+hungry.'
+
+"I was touched by this little attention, and, on the captain's invitation,
+I drew a chair to the table, in fear and trembling I acknowledge; but it
+was nearly twelve hours since I had eaten any thing, and my hunger was
+perfectly canine. Mademoiselle Rina herself had the kindness to pass me
+the dishes and fill my glass; so that I had abundant opportunities of
+admiring my own ring, which sparkled upon her finger. I began to perceive,
+however, that I should not be so badly off as I had expected, and that the
+captain was disposed to treat me well.
+
+"Supper over, I was allowed to retire to a room and a bed that had been
+prepared for me. I slept fifteen hours without waking. The robbers had the
+politeness not to disturb me till I awakened of my own accord. Then,
+however, five of them entered my room, each carrying a bass. I chose the
+best, and they made firewood of the others.
+
+"When I had made my choice, they told me the captain was waiting dinner
+for me; and accordingly, on entering the principal room of the inn, I
+found a table spread for the captain, Mademoiselle Rina, the lieutenant,
+and myself. There were several other tables for the rest of the banditti.
+The room was lighted up with at least three hundred wax candles.
+
+"The dinner was a merry one. The robbers were really very good sort of
+people, and the captain was in an excellent humour. When the feasting was
+over,
+
+"'You have not forgotten your promise, Rina, I hope?' said he.
+
+"'Certainly not,' was the reply. 'In a quarter of an hour I am ready.'
+
+"So saying, she skipped out of the room.
+
+"'And you, Signor Musico,' said the captain, 'I hope you are going to
+distinguish yourself.'
+
+"'I will do my best, captain.'
+
+"'If I am satisfied, you shall have back your hundred crowns.'
+
+"'And my diamond ring, captain?'
+
+"'Oh! as to that, no. Besides, you see Rina has got it, and you are too
+gallant to wish to take it from her.'
+
+"At this moment Mademoiselle Rina made her appearance in the costume of a
+shepherdess--a boddice of silver, short silk petticoats, and a large
+Cashmere shawl twisted round her waist. She was really charming in this
+dress. I seized my bass. I fancied myself in the orchestra at Marseilles.
+
+"'What would you like me to play, Mademoiselle?'
+
+"'Do you know the shawl-dance in the ballet of _Clary_?'
+
+"'Certainly; it is my favourite.'
+
+"I began to play, Rina to dance, and the banditti to applaud. She danced
+admirably. The more I looked at her, the more convinced I became that I
+had seen her before.
+
+"She was in the middle of a _pirouette_ when the door opened, and the
+innkeeper entering, whispered something in the captain's ear.
+
+"'_Ove sono_?' said the latter, quietly. 'Where are they?'
+
+"'A San Dalmazio.'
+
+"'No nearer? Then there is no hurry.'
+
+"'What is the matter?' said Rina, executing a magnificent _entrechat_.
+
+"'Nothing. Only those rascally travellers have given the alarm at Florence,
+and the hussars of the Grand-duchess Eliza are looking for us.'
+
+"'They are too late for the performance,' said Rina, laughing. 'I have
+finished my dance.'
+
+"It was lucky, for the bow had fallen from my hands at the news I had just
+heard. Rina made one bound to the door, and then turning, as if she had
+been on the stage, curtsied to the audience, and kissed her hand to the
+captain. The applause was deafening; I doubt if she had ever had such a
+triumph.
+
+"'And now, to arms!' cried the captain. 'Prepare a horse for Rina and
+another for the musician. _We_ will go on foot. The road to Romagna,
+remember! Stragglers to rejoin at Chianciano.'
+
+"For a few minutes all was bustle and preparation.
+
+"'Here I am,' cried Rina, running in, attired in her Roman peasant's
+dress.
+
+"'_Usseri, Usseri_!' said the innkeeper.
+
+"'Off with you!' cried the captain, and every one hurried towards the
+stairs.
+
+"'The devil!' said the captain, turning to me, 'you are forgetting your
+bass, I think.'
+
+"I took the bass. I would willingly have crept into it. Two horses stood
+ready saddled at the house door.
+
+"'Well, Monsieur le Musicien,' said Rina, 'do you not help me to get on my
+horse? You are not very gallant.'
+
+"I held out my arm to assist her, and as I did so she put a small piece of
+paper into my hand.
+
+"A cold perspiration stood upon my forehead. What could this paper be? Was
+it a billet-doux? Had I been so unfortunate as to make a conquest, which
+would render me the rival of the captain? My first impulse was to throw
+the note away; but on second thoughts I put it in my pocket.
+
+"'_Usseri, Usseri_!' cried the innkeeper again, and a noise like that of a
+distant galloping was heard. I scrambled on my horse, which two of the
+robbers took by the bridle; two others led that of Mademoiselle Rina. The
+captain, with his carbine on his shoulder, ran beside his mistress, the
+lieutenant accompanied me, and the remainder of the band, consisting of
+fifteen or eighteen men, brought up the rear. Five or six shots were fired
+some three hundred yards behind us, and the balls whistled in our ears.
+'To the left!' cried the captain, and we threw ourselves into a sort of
+ravine, at the bottom of which ran a rapid stream. Here we halted and
+listened, and heard the hussars gallop furiously past on the high-road.
+
+"'If they keep on at that pace, they'll soon be at Grossetto,' said the
+captain laughing."
+
+This is the unfortunate musician's first essay in horsemanship, and when,
+after twelve hours' march across the country, with his bass strapped upon
+his shoulders, he halts at the inn at Chianciano, he is more dead than
+alive. He remembers, however, to read Mademoiselle Rina's note. From this,
+and a few words which she takes an opportunity of saying to him, he finds
+that she is an opera-dancer named Zephyrine, who had had an engagement a
+year or two previously at the Marseilles theatre. She had since
+transferred herself to the Teatro de la Valle at Rome, where the bandit
+captain, Tonino, happening to witness her performance, became enamoured of
+her, and laid a plan for carrying her off, which had proved successful.
+Her lover, however, Ernest, the same officer of hussars who had been M.
+Louet's travelling companion, is in search of her; and, to assist him in
+his pursuit, she writes her name, and that of the place they are next
+going to, upon the window of each inn they stop at. It was for this
+purpose she had secured M. Louet's diamond ring.
+
+If contrast was Dumas' object in writing this volume, he has certainly
+been highly successful in carrying out his intention. Most writers would
+have contented themselves with composing the female portion of the
+brigands' society, of some dark-browed Italian _contadina_, with flashing
+eyes and jetty ringlets, a knife in her garter and a mousquetoon in her
+brawny fist, and a dozen crucifixes and amulets round her neck. At most,
+one might have expected to meet with some English lady in a green veil,
+(all English ladies, who travel, wear green veils,) whose carriage had
+been attacked, and herself carried off on the road from Florence to Rome.
+But M. Dumas scorns such commonplace _dramatis personae_, and is satisfied
+with nothing less than transporting a French ballet-dancer into the
+Appenines, with all her paraphernalia of gauze drapery, tinsel decorations,
+and opera airs and graces; not forgetting the orchestra, in the person of
+the luckless bass player. Yet so ingeniously does he dovetail it all
+together, so probable does he make his improbabilities appear, that we
+become almost reconciled to the idea of finding Mademoiselle Zephyrine
+Taglionizing away upon the filthy floor of a mountain _osteria_, and are
+inclined to be astonished that the spectators should not be provided with
+bouquets to throw at her upon the conclusion of her performance.
+
+Several days are passed in running from one place to the other, always
+followed by the hussars, from whom the banditti have some narrow escapes.
+M. Louet is taken great care of in consideration of his skill as a
+musician, and he on his part takes all imaginable care of his bass, which
+he looks upon as a sort of a safeguard. At length they arrive at the
+castle of Anticoli, a villa which the captain rents from a Roman nobleman,
+and where he considers himself in perfect safety. Here M. Louet is
+installed in a magnificent apartment, where he finds linen and clothes, of
+which he is much in need. His toilet completed, he is conducted to the
+drawing-room by a livery servant, who bears a strong resemblance to one of
+his friends the banditti. But we will let him tell his story in his own
+words.
+
+"There were three persons in the room into which I was ushered; a young
+lady, a very elegantly dressed man, and a French officer. I thought there
+must be some mistake, and was walking backwards out of the apartment, when
+the lady said--
+
+"'My dear M. Louet, where are you going? Do you not mean to dine with us?'
+
+"'Pardon me,' said I, 'I did not recognise you, Mademoiselle.'
+
+"'If you prefer it, you shall be served in your apartment,' said the
+elegant-looking man.
+
+"'What, captain,' cried I, 'is it you?'
+
+"'M. Louet would not be so unkind as to deprive us of his society,' said
+the French officer with a polite bow. I turned to thank him for his
+civility. It was the lieutenant. It put me in mind of the changes in a
+pantomime.
+
+"'_Al suo commodo_,' said a powdered lackey, opening the folding doors of
+a magnificent dining-room. The captain offered his hand to Mademoiselle
+Zephyrine. The lieutenant and I followed.
+
+"'I hope you will be pleased with my cook, my dear M. Louet,' said the
+captain, waving me to a chair, and seating himself. 'He is a French artist
+of some talent. I have ordered two or three Provençal dishes on purpose
+for you.'
+
+"'Pah! with garlic in them!' said the French officer, taking a pinch of
+perfumed snuff out of a gold box. I began to think I was dreaming.
+
+"'Have you seen the park yet, M. Louet?' asked the captain.
+
+"'Yes, Excellency, from the window of my room.'
+
+"'They say it is full of game. Are you fond of shooting?'
+
+"'I delight in it. Are there any thrushes in the park?'
+
+"'Thrushes! thousands.'
+
+"'Bravo! You may reckon upon me, captain, for a supply of game. That is,
+if you will order my fowling-piece to be returned to me. I cannot shoot
+well with any other.
+
+"'Agreed,' said the captain.
+
+"'Tonino,' said Mademoiselle Zephyrine, 'you promised to take me to the
+theatre to-morrow. I am curious to see the dancer who has replaced me.'
+
+"'There is no performance to-morrow,' replied the captain, 'and I am not
+sure the carriage is in good condition. But we can take a ride to Tivoli
+or Subiaco, if you like.'
+
+"'Will you come with us, my dear M. Louet?' said Mademoiselle Zephyrine.
+
+"'Thank you,' replied I; 'I am not accustomed to ride. I would rather have
+a day's shooting.'
+
+"'I will keep M. Louet company,' said the lieutenant.
+
+"On retiring to my apartment that night, I found my fowling-piece in one
+corner, my game-bag in another, and my hundred crowns on the chimney-piece.
+Captain Tonino was a man of his word.
+
+"Whilst I was undressing, the French cook came to know what I would choose
+for breakfast. 'Count Villaforte,' he said, 'had ordered that I should be
+served in my room, as I was going out shooting.' The captain, it appeared,
+had changed his name as well as his dress.
+
+"The next morning I had just dressed and breakfasted, when the lieutenant
+came to fetch me, and I accompanied him down-stairs. In front of the villa
+four saddle-horses were being led up and down--one for the captain, one
+for Mademoiselle Zephyrine, and the two others for servants. The captain
+put a brace of double-barrelled pistols into his holsters, and the
+servants did the same. Master and men had a sort of fancy costume, which
+allowed them to wear a couteau-de-chasse. The captain saw that I remarked
+all these precautions.
+
+"'The police is shocking in this country, M. Louet,' said he, 'and there
+are so many bad characters about, that it is well to be armed.'
+
+"Mademoiselle Zephyrine looked charming in her riding-habit and hat.
+
+"'Much pleasure, my dear M. Louet,' said the captain, as he got on his
+horse. 'Beaumanoir, take care of M. Louet.'
+
+"'The best possible care, count.' replied the lieutenant.
+
+"'The captain and Zephyrine waved their hands, and cantered away, followed
+by their servants.
+
+"'Pardon me, sir,' said I, approaching the lieutenant; 'I believe it was
+you whom the count addressed as Beaumanoir.'
+
+"'It was so.'
+
+"'I thought the family of Beaumanoir had been extinct.'
+
+"'Very possible. I revive it, that's all.'
+
+"'You are perfectly at liberty to do so, sir,' replied I. 'I beg pardon
+for the observation.'
+
+"'Granted, granted, my dear Louet. Would you like a dog, or not?'
+
+"'Sir, I prefer shooting without a dog. The last I had insulted me most
+cruelly, and I should not like the same thing to occur again.'
+
+"'As you please. Gaetano, untie Romeo.'
+
+"We commenced our sport. In six shots I killed four thrushes, which
+satisfied me that the one which I had followed from Marseilles had been an
+enchanted one. Beaumanoir laughed at me.
+
+"'What!' cried he. 'Do you amuse yourself in firing at such game as that?'
+
+"'Sir,' replied I, 'at Marseilles the thrush is a very rare animal. I have
+seen but one in my life, and it is to that one I owe the advantage of
+being in your society.'
+
+"Here and there I saw gardeners and gamekeepers whose faces were familiar
+to me, and who touched their hats as I passed. They looked to me very like
+my old friends, the robbers, in a new dress; but I had, of late, seen so
+many extraordinary things, that nothing astonished me any longer.
+
+"The park was very extensive, and enclosed by a high wall, which had light
+iron gratings placed here and there, to afford a view of the surrounding
+country. I happened to be standing near one of these gratings, when M.
+Beaumanoir fired at a pheasant.
+
+"'_Signore_,' said a countryman, who was passing, '_questo castello e il
+castello d'Anticoli?_'
+
+"'Villager,' I replied, walking towards the grating, 'I do not understand
+Italian; speak French, and I shall be happy to answer.'
+
+"'What! Is it you, M. Louet?' exclaimed the peasant.
+
+"'Yes, it is,' said I; 'but how do you know my name?'
+
+"'Hush! I am Ernest, the hussar officer, your travelling companion.'
+
+"'M. Ernest! Ah! Mademoiselle Zephyrine will be delighted.'
+
+"'Zephyrine is really here, then?'
+
+"'Certainly she is. A prisoner like myself.'
+
+"'And Count Villaforte?'
+
+"'Is Captain Tonino.'
+
+"'And the castle?'
+
+"'A den of thieves.'
+
+"'That is all I wanted to know. Adieu, my dear Louet. Tell Zephyrine she
+shall soon hear from me.' So saying, he plunged into the forest.
+
+"'Here, Romeo, here!' cried Mr. Beaumanoir to his dog, who was fetching
+the bird he had shot. I hastened to him.
+
+"'A beautiful pheasant!' cried I. 'A fine cock!'
+
+"'Yes, yes. Who were you talking to, M. Louet?'
+
+"'To a peasant, who asked me some question, to which I replied, that
+unfortunately I did not understand Italian.'
+
+"'Hum!' said Beaumanoir, with a suspicious side-glance at me. Then, having
+loaded his gun, 'We will change places, if you please,' said he. 'There
+may be some more peasants passing, and, as I understand Italian, I shall
+be able to answer their questions.'
+
+"'As you like, M. Beaumanoir,' said I.
+
+"The change was effected; but no more peasants appeared.
+
+"When we returned to the house, the captain and Zephyrine had not yet come
+back from their ride, and I amused myself in my room with my bass, which I
+found to be an excellent instrument. I resolved, more than ever, not to
+part with it, but to take it back to France with me, if ever I returned to
+that country.
+
+"At the hour of dinner, I repaired to the drawing-room, where I found
+Count Villaforte and Mademoiselle Zephyrine. I had scarcely closed the
+door, when it was reopened, and the lieutenant put in his head.
+
+"'Captain!' said he, in a hurried voice.
+
+"'Who calls me captain? Here there is no captain, my dear Beaumanoir, but
+a Count Villaforte.'
+
+"'Captain, it is a serious matter. One moment, I beg.'
+
+"The captain left the room. When the door was shut, and I was sure he
+could not hear me, I told Zephyrine of my interview with her lover. I had
+just finished when the captain reappeared.
+
+"'Well,' said Zephyrine, running to meet him. 'What makes you look so
+blank? Are there bad news?'
+
+"'Not very good ones.'
+
+"'Do they come from a sure source?' asked she with an anxiety which this
+time was not assumed.
+
+"'From the surest possible. From one of our friends who is employed in the
+police.'
+
+"'Gracious Heaven! What is going to happen?'
+
+"'We do not know yet, but it appears we have been traced from Chianciano
+to the Osteria Barberini. They only lost the scent behind Mount Gennaro.
+My dear Rina, I fear we must give up our visit to the theatre to-morrow.'
+
+"'But not our dinner to-day, captain, I hope,' said I.
+
+"'Here is your answer,' said the captain, as the door opened, and a
+servant announced that the soup was on the table.
+
+"The captain and lieutenant dined each with a brace of pistols beside his
+plate, and in the anteroom I saw two men armed with carbines. The repast
+was a silent one; I did not dine comfortably myself, for I had a sort of
+feeling that the catastrophe was approaching, and that made me uneasy.
+
+"'You will excuse me for leaving you,' said the captain, when dinner was
+over; 'but I must go and take measures for our safety. I would advise you
+not to undress, M. Louet, for we may have to make a sudden move, and it is
+well to be ready.'
+
+"The lieutenant conducted me to my apartment, and wished me good-night
+with great politeness. As he left the room, however, I heard that he
+double-locked the door. I had nothing better to do than to throw myself on
+my bed, which I did; but for some hours I found it impossible to sleep, on
+account of the anxieties and unpleasant thoughts that tormented me. At
+last I fell into a troubled slumber.
+
+"I do not know how long it had lasted, when I was awakened by being
+roughly shaken.
+
+"'Subito! subito!' cried a voice.
+
+"'What is the matter?' said I, sitting up on the bed.
+
+"'_Non capisco, seguir me_!' cried the bandit.
+
+"'And where am I to _seguir_ you?' said I, understanding that he told me
+to follow him.
+
+"'Avanti! Avanti!'
+
+"'May I take my bass?' I asked.
+
+"The man made sign in the affirmative, so I put my beloved instrument on
+my back, and told him I was ready to follow him. He led me through several
+corridors and down a staircase; then, opening a door, we found ourselves
+in the park. Day was beginning to dawn. After many turnings and windings,
+we entered a copse or thicket, in the depths of which was the opening of a
+sort of grotto, where one of the robbers was standing sentry. They pushed
+me into this grotto. It was very dark, and I was groping about with
+extended arms, when somebody grasped my hand. I was on the point of crying
+out; but the hand that held mine was too soft to be that of a brigand.
+
+"'M. Louet!' said a whispering voice, which I at once recognized.
+
+"'What is the meaning of all this, Mademoiselle?' asked I, in the same
+tone.
+
+"'The meaning is, that they are surrounded by a regiment, and Ernest is at
+the head of it.'
+
+"'But why are we put into this grotto?'
+
+"'Because it is the most retired place in the whole park, and consequently
+the one least likely to be discovered. Besides there is a door in it,
+which communicates probably with some subterraneous passage leading into
+the open country.'
+
+"Just then we heard a musket shot.
+
+"'Bravo!' cried Zephyrine; 'it is beginning.'
+
+"There was a running fire, then a whole volley.
+
+"'Mademoiselle,' said I, 'it appears to me to be increasing very much.'
+
+"'So much the better,' answered she.
+
+"She was as brave as a lioness, that young girl. For my part I acknowledge
+I felt very uncomfortable. But it appears I was doomed to witness
+engagements both by land and sea.
+
+"'The firing is coming nearer,' said Zephyrine.
+
+"'I am afraid so, Mademoiselle,' answered I.
+
+"'On the contrary, you ought to be delighted. It is a sign that the
+robbers are flying.'
+
+"'I had rather they fled in another direction.'
+
+"There was a loud clamour, and cries as if they were cutting one another's
+throats, which, in fact, they were. The shouts and cries were mingled with
+the noise of musketry, the sound of the trumpets, and roll of the drum.
+There was a strong smell of powder. The fight was evidently going on
+within a hundred yards of the grotto.
+
+"Suddenly there was a deep sigh, then the noise of a fall, and one of the
+sentries at the mouth of the cave came rolling to our feet. A random shot
+had struck him, and as he just fell in, a ray of light which entered the
+grotto, we were able to see him writhing in the agonies of death.
+Mademoiselle Zephyrine seized my hands, and I felt that she trembled
+violently.
+
+"'Oh, M. Louet.' said she, 'it is very horrible to see a man die!'
+
+"At that moment we heard a voice exclaiming--'Stop, cowardly villain! Wait
+for me!'
+
+"'Ernest!' exclaimed Zephyrine. 'It is the voice of Ernest!'
+
+"As she spoke the captain rushed in, covered with blood.
+
+"'Zephyrine!' cried he, 'Zephyrine, where are you?'
+
+"The sudden change from the light of day to the darkness of the cave,
+prevented him from seeing us. Zephyrine made me a sign to keep silence.
+After remaining for a moment as if dazzled, his eyes got accustomed to the
+darkness. He bounded towards us with the spring of a tiger.
+
+"'Zephyrine, why don't you answer when I call? Come!'
+
+"He seized her arm, and began dragging her towards the door at the back of
+the grotto.
+
+"'Where are you taking me?' cried the poor girl.
+
+"'Come with me--come along!'
+
+"'Never!' cried she, struggling.
+
+"'What! You won't go with me?'
+
+"'No; why should I? I detest you. You carried me off by force. I won't
+follow you. Ernest, Ernest, here!'
+
+"'Ernest!' muttered the captain. 'Ha! 'Tis you, then, who betrayed us?'
+
+"'M. Louet!' cried Zephyrine, 'if you are a man, help me!'
+
+"I saw the blade of a poniard glitter. I had no weapon, but I seized my
+bass by the handle, and, raising it in the air, let it fall with such
+violence on the captain's skull, that the back of the instrument was
+smashed in and the bandit's head disappeared in the interior of the bass.
+Either the violence of the blow, or the novelty of finding his head in a
+bass, so astonished the captain that he let go his hold of Zephyrine, at
+the same time uttering a roar like that of a mad bull.
+
+"'Zephyrine! Zephyrine!' cried a voice outside.
+
+"'Ernest!' answered the young girl, darting out of the grotto.
+
+"I followed her, terrified at my own exploit. She was already clasped in
+the arms of her lover.
+
+"'In there,' cried the young officer to a party of soldiers who just then
+came up. 'He is in there. Bring him out, dead or alive.'
+
+"They rushed in, but the broken bass was all they found. The captain had
+escaped by the other door.
+
+"On our way to the house we saw ten or twelve dead bodies. One was lying
+on the steps leading to the door.
+
+"'Take away this carrion,' said Ernest.
+
+"Two soldiers turned the body over. It was the last of the Beaumanoirs.
+
+"We remained but a few minutes at the house, and then Zephyrine and myself
+got into a carriage and set off, escorted by M. Ernest and a dozen men. I
+did not forget to carry off my hundred crowns, my fowling-piece, and
+game-bag. As to my poor bass, the captain's head had completely spoiled it.
+
+"After an hour's drive, we came in sight of a large city with an enormous
+dome the middle of it. It was Rome.
+
+"'And did you see the Pope, M. Louet?'
+
+"'At that time he was at Fontainbleau, but I saw him afterwards, and his
+successor too; for M. Ernest got me an appointment as bass-player at the
+Teatro de la Valle, and I remained there till the year 1830. When I at
+last returned to Marseilles, they did not know me again, and for some time
+refused to give me back my place in the orchestra, under pretence that I
+was not myself.'
+
+"'And Mademoiselle Zephyrine?'
+
+"'I heard that she married M. Ernest, whose other name I never knew, and
+that he became a general, and she a very great lady."
+
+"'And Captain Tonino? Did you hear nothing more of him?'
+
+"'Three years afterwards he came to the theatre in disguise; was
+recognised, arrested, and hung.'
+
+"'And thus it was, sir,' concluded M. Louet, 'that a thrush led me into
+Italy, and caused me to pass twenty years at Rome.'"
+
+And so ends the thrush-hunt. One word at parting, to qualify any too
+sweeping commendation we may have bestowed on M. Dumas in the early part
+of this paper. While we fully exonerate his writings from the charge of
+grossness, and recognise the absence of those immoral and pernicious
+tendencies which disfigure the works of many gifted French writers of the
+day, we would yet gladly see him abstain from the somewhat too
+Decameronian incidents and narratives with which he occasionally varies
+his pages. That he is quite independent of such meretricious aids, is
+rendered evident by his entire avoidance of them in some of his books,
+which are not on that account a whit the less _piquant_. With this single
+reservation, we should hail with pleasure the appearance on our side the
+Channel of a few such sprightly and amusing writers as Alexander Dumas.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+HIGH LIFE IN THE LAST CENTURY.[5]
+
+ [5] _George Selwyn and his Contemporaries, with Memoirs and Notes_.
+ By T.H. Jesse. 4 vols.
+
+
+The volumes of which we are about to give fragments and anecdotes, contain
+a portion of the letters addressed to a man of witty memory, whose
+existence was passed almost exclusively among men and women of rank; his
+life, in the most expressive sense of the word, West End; and even in that
+West End, his chief haunt St James's Street. Parliament and the Clubs
+divided his day, and often his night. The brilliant roués, the steady
+gamesters, the borough venders, and the lordly ex-members of ex-cabinets,
+were the only population of whose living and breathing he suffered himself
+to have any cognizance. In reverse of Gray's learned mouse, eating its way
+through the folios of an ancient library--and to whom
+
+ "A river or a sea was but a dish of tea,
+ And a kingdom bread and butter,"
+
+to George Selwyn, the world and all that it inhabits, were concentrated in
+Charles Fox, William Pitt, Richard Brinsley Sheridan, and the circle of
+men of pleasantry, loose lives, and vivacious temperaments, who, with
+whatever diminishing lustre, revolved round them.
+
+Of the City of London, Selwyn probably had heard; for though fixed to one
+spot, he was a man fond of collecting curious knowledge; but nothing short
+of proof positive can ever convince us that he had passed Temple Bar. He,
+of course, knew that there were such things on the globe as merchants and
+traders, because their concerns were occasionally talked of in "the House,"
+where, however, he heard as little as possible about them; for in the
+debates of the time he took no part but that of a listener, and even then
+he abridged the difficulty, by generally sleeping through the sitting. He
+was supposed to be the only rival of Lord North in the happy faculty of
+falling into a sound slumber at the moment when any of those dreary
+persons, who chiefly speak on such subjects, was on his legs. St James's,
+and the talk of St James's, were his business, his pleasures, the exciters
+of his wit, and the rewarders of his toil. He had applied the art of
+French cookery to the rude material of the world, and refined and reduced
+all things into a _sauce piquante_--all its realities were concentrated in
+essences; and, disdaining the grosser tastes of mankind, he lived upon the
+_aroma_ of high life--an epicure even among epicures; yet not an indolent
+enjoyer of the luxuries of his condition, but a keen, restless, and eager
+_student_ of pleasurable sensations--an Apicius, polished by the manners,
+and furnished with the arts of the most self-enjoying condition of mankind,
+that of an English gentleman of fortune in the 18th century.
+
+We certainly are not the champions of this style of life. We think that
+man has other matters to consider than _pâtés_ and _consommés_, the
+flavour of his Burgundy and pines, or even the _bons-mots_ of his friends.
+We are afraid that we must, after all, regard the whole Selwyn class as
+little better than the brutes in their stables, or on their hearth-rugs;
+with the advantage to the brutes of following their natural appetites,
+having no twinges of either conscience or the gout, and not being from
+time to time stripped by their friends, or plundered by the Jews. The
+closing hours of the horse or the dog are also, perhaps, more complacent
+in general, and their deaths are less a matter of rejoicing to those who
+are to succeed to their mangers and cushions. Of higher and more startling
+contemplations, this is not the place to speak. If such men shall yet have
+the power of looking down from some remoter planet on their idle, empty,
+and self-indulgent course in our own, perhaps they would rejoice to have
+exchanged with the lot of him whose bread was earned by the sweat of his
+brow, yet who had fulfilled the duties of his station; and whose hand had
+been withheld by necessity from that banquet, where all the nobler purposes
+of life were forgotten, and where the senses absorbed the higher nature.
+Still, we admit that these are topics on which no man ought to judge the
+individual with severity. We have spoken only of the class. The individual
+may have had virtues of which the world can know nothing; he may have been
+liberal, affectionate, and zealous, when his feelings were once awakened;
+his purse may have dried many a tear, and soothed many a pulse of secret
+suffering. It is, at all events, more kindly to speak of poor human nature
+with fellow feeling for those exposed to the strong temptations of fortune,
+than to establish an arrogant comparison between the notorious errors of
+others, and the secret failures of our own.
+
+But we have something to settle with Mr Jesse. He is alive, and therefore
+may be instructed; he is making books with great rapidity, and therefore
+may be advantageously warned of the perils of book-making. The _title_ of
+his volumes has altogether deceived us. We shall not charge him with
+intending this; but it has unquestionably had the effect. "_George Selwyn_
+and his contemporaries." We opened the volumes, expecting to find our
+witty clubbist in every page; George in his full expansion, "in his armour
+as he lived;" George, every inch a wit, glittering before us in his full
+court suit, in his letters, his anecdotes, his whims, his odd views of
+mankind, his caustic sneerings at the glittering world round him; an
+epistolary HB., turning every thing into the pleasant food of his pen and
+pungency. But we cannot discover any letters from him, excepting a few
+very trifling ones of his youth. We have letters from all sorts of persons,
+great lords and little, statesmen and travellers, placemen and
+place-hunters; and amusing enough many of them are. Walpole furnishes some
+sketches, and nothing can be better. In fact the volumes exhibit, not
+George Selwyn, the only one whose letters we should have cared to see, but
+those who wrote to him. And the disappointment is not the less, that in
+those letters constant allusions are made to his "sparkling, delightful,
+sportive, characteristic, &c. &c., epistles." Great ladies constantly urge
+him to write to _them_. Maids, wives, and widows, pour out a stream of
+perpetual laudation. Men of rank, men of letters, men at home, and men
+abroad, unite in one common supplication for "London news" _réchaufféed_,
+spiced, and served up, by the perfect _cuisinerie_ of George's art of
+story-telling; like the horse-leech's two daughters, the cry is, "Give,
+give." And this is what we wanted to see. Selwyn, the whole Selwyn, and
+nothing but Selwyn.
+
+It is true that there is a preface which talks in this wise:--
+
+It seems to have been one of the peculiarities of George Selwyn, to
+preserve not only every letter addressed to him by his correspondents
+during the course of his long life, but also the most trifling notes and
+memoranda. To this peculiarity, the reader is indebted for whatever
+amusement he may derive from the perusal of these volumes. The greater
+portion of their contents consists of letters addressed to Selwyn, by
+persons who, in their day, moved in the first circles of wit, genius, and
+fashion."
+
+We have thus let Mr Jesse speak for himself. If the public are satisfied,
+so let it be. But people seldom read prefaces. The title is the thing, and
+that title is, "_George Selwyn_ and his contemporaries." If it had been
+"Letters of the contemporaries of George Selwyn," we should have
+understood the matter.
+
+Still we are not at all disposed to quarrel with the volumes. They contain
+a great deal of pleasant matter; and the letters are evidently, in general,
+the work of a higher order of persons than the world has often an
+opportunity of seeing in their deshabille. The Persian proverb, which
+accounted for the fragrance of a pebble by its having lain beside the rose,
+has been in some degree realized in these pages. They are evidently of the
+Selwyn school; and if he is not here witty himself, he is, like the "fat
+knight," the cause of wit in others. We are enjoying a part of the feast
+which his science had cooked, and then distributed to his friends to
+figure as the _chefs-d'oeuvre_ of their own tables. At all events, though
+often on trifling subjects, and often not worth preserving, they vindicate
+on the whole the claim of English letter-writing to European superiority.
+Taking Walpole as the head, and nothing can be happier than his mixture of
+keen remark, intelligent knowledge of his time, high-bred ease of language,
+and exquisite point and polish of anecdote; his followers, even in these
+few volumes, show that there were many men, even in the midst of all the
+practical business and nervous agitation of public life, not unworthy of
+their master. We have no doubt that there have been hundreds of persons,
+and thousands of letters, which might equally contribute to this most
+interesting, and sometimes most brilliant, portion of our literature. The
+French lay claim to superiority in this as in every thing else; but we
+must acknowledge that it is with some toil we have ever read the boasted
+letters of De Sévigné--often pointed, and always elegant, they are too
+often frivolous, and almost always local. We are sick of the adorable
+Grignan, and her "belle chevelure." The letters of Du Deffand, Espinasse,
+Roland, and even of De Staël, though always exhibiting ability, are too
+hard or too hot, too fierce or too fond, for our tastes; they are also so
+evidently intended for any human being except the one to whom they were
+addressed, or rather for all human beings--they were so palpably "private
+effusions" for the public ear--sentiments stereotyped, and sympathies for
+the circulating library--that they possessed as little the interest as the
+character of correspondence.
+
+Voltaire's letters are always spirited. That extraordinary man could do
+nothing on which his talent was not marked; but his letters are
+epigrammes--all is sacrificed to point, and all is written for the salons
+of Paris. What Talleyrand's _might_ be, we can imagine from the singular
+subtlety and universal knowledge of that most dexterous player of the most
+difficult game which was ever on the diplomatic cards. But as his
+definition of the excellence of a letter was--"to say any thing, but mean
+nothing," we must give up the hope of his contribution. Grimm's volumes
+are, after all, the only collection which belongs to the style of letters
+to which we allude. They are amusing and anecdotical, and, in our
+conception, by much the most intelligent French correspondence that has
+fallen into our hands. But they are too evidently the work of a man
+writing as a task, gathering the Parisian news as a part of his profession,
+and in fact sending a daily newspaper to his German patron.
+
+Of the German epistolary literature we have seen nothing which approaches
+to the excellence of the English school. The conception is generally vague,
+vapourish, and metaphysical. And this predominates absurdly through all
+its classes. The poet prides himself on being as much a dreamer in his
+prose as in his poetry; the scholar is proud of being perplexed and
+pedantic; the statesman is naturally immersed in that problematic style,
+which belongs to the secrecy of despotic governments, and to the stiffness
+of circles where all is etiquette. But Walpole and his tribe have fashion
+wholly to themselves, and possess force without heaviness, and elegance
+without effeminacy.
+
+We are strongly tempted to ask, whether there may not be letters of the
+gay, the refined, and the sparkling George Canning. He was constantly
+writing; knew every thing and every body; was engaged in all the high
+transactions of his time; saw human nature in all possible shades; and was
+a man whose talent, though capable of very noble efforts "on compulsion,"
+yet naturally loved a more level rank of times and things. It is perfectly
+true to human experience, that there are minds, which, like caged
+nightingales and canary-birds, though their wings were formed with the
+faculty of cleaving the clouds, yet pass a perfectly contented existence
+within their wires, and sing as cheerfully in return for their water and
+seeds, as if they had the range of the horizon. Canning's whole song for
+thirty years was in one cage or another, and he sang with equal
+cheerfulness in them all. The moral of all this is, that we wish Mr Jesse,
+or any one else, to apply himself, without delay, to the depositaries of
+George Canning's familiar correspondence, and give his pleasant, piquant,
+and graceful letters (for we are sure that they are all these) to the
+world.
+
+Lord Dudley's letters have disappointed every body: but it is to be
+observed, that we have only a small portion of them; that they were
+written to a college tutor, a not very exciting species of correspondent
+at any time, and who in this instance having nothing to give back, and
+plodding his way through the well-meant monotony of college news, allowed
+poor Lord Dudley not much more chance of brilliancy, than a smart drummer
+might have of producing a reveillé on an unbraced drum. We must live in
+hope.
+
+Lord Holland, we think, might, as the sailors say, "loom out large." The
+life of that ancient Whig having been chiefly employed in telling other
+men's stories over his own table--and much better employed, too, than in
+talking his original follies in public--a tolerable selection from his
+journals might furnish some variety; for when Whigs are cased up no longer
+in the stiff braces and battered armour of their clique, they may
+occasionally be amusing men. But Walpole still reigns: his whims, his
+flirtings, his frivolities will disappear with his old china and trifling
+antiquities; but his best letters will always be the best of their kind
+among men.
+
+George Selwyn was a man of fashionable life for the greater part of the
+last century, or perhaps we may more justly say, he was a man of
+fashionable life for the seventy-two years of his existence; for, from his
+cradle, he lived among that higher order of mankind who were entitled to
+do nothing, to enjoy themselves, and alternately laugh at, and look down
+upon the rest of the world. His family were opulent, and naturally
+associated with rank; for his father had been aide-de-camp to the Duke of
+Marlborough--a great distinction even in that brilliant age; and his
+mother was the daughter of a general officer, and woman of the bedchamber
+to Queen Caroline. She is recorded as a woman of talents, and peculiarly
+of wit; qualities which seem frequently connected with long life, perhaps
+as bearing some relation to that good-humour which undoubtedly tends to
+lengthen the days of both man and woman. If the theory be true, that the
+intellect of the offspring depends upon the mother, the remarkable wit of
+George Selwyn may be adduced in evidence of the position.
+
+George, born in 1719, was sent, like the sons of all the court gentlemen
+of his age and of our own, to Eton. After having there acquired classics,
+aristocracy, and cricket, all consummated at Oxford, he proceeded to go
+through the last performance of fashionable education, and give himself
+the final polish for St James's; he proceeded to make the tour of Europe.
+What induced him to recommence his boyhood, by returning to Oxford at the
+ripe age of twenty-five, is among the secrets of his career, as also is
+the occasion of his being expelled from the university; if that occasion
+is not to be found in some of the burlesques of religion which he had
+learned amongst the fashionable infidels of the Continent, similar to
+those enacted by Wilkes in his infamous monkery. But every thing in his
+career equally exhibits the times. At an age when he was fit for nothing
+else, he was considered fit to receive the salary of a sinecure; and, at
+twenty-one, he was appointed to a brace of offices at the mint. His share
+of the duty consisted of his enjoying the weekly dinners of the
+establishment, and signing the receipts for his quarter's pay.
+
+Within a few years more, he came into parliament; and in his thirty-second
+year, by the death of his father and elder brother, he succeeded to the
+family estates, consisting of three handsome possessions, one of which had
+the additional value of returning a member of parliament. Nor was this all;
+for his influence in Gloucestershire enabled him to secure, during many
+years, his own seat for Gloucester, thus rendering his borough disposable;
+and thus, master of a hereditary fortune, an easy sinecurist, the
+possessor of two votes, and the influencer of the third--a man of family,
+a man of connexion, and a man of the court--George Selwyn began a path
+strewed with down and rose leaves.
+
+In addition to these advantages, George Selwyn evidently possessed a very
+remarkable subtlety and pleasantry of understanding; that combination
+which alone produced true wit, or which, perhaps, would be the best
+definition of wit itself; for subtlety alone may excite uneasy sensations
+in the hearer, and pleasantry alone may often be vulgar. But the acuteness
+which detects the absurd of things, and the pleasantry which throws a
+good-humoured coloring over the acuteness, form all that delights us in
+wit.
+
+If we are to judge by the opinion of his contemporaries, and this is the
+true criterion after all, Selwyn's wit must have been of the very first
+order in a witty age. Walpole is full of him. Walpole himself, a wit, and
+infinitely jealous of every rival in every thing on which he fastened his
+fame, from a picture gallery down to a snuff-box, or from a history down
+to an epigram, bows down to him with almost Persian idolatry. His letters
+are alive with George Selwyn. The _bons-mots_ which Selwyn carelessly
+dropped in his morning wall through St James's Street, are carefully
+picked up by Walpole, and planted in his correspondence, like exotics in a
+greenhouse. The careless brilliancies of conversation, which the one threw
+loose about the club-rooms of the Court End, are collected by the other
+and reset by this dexterous jeweller, for the sparklings and ornaments of
+his stock in trade with posterity.
+
+Yet it may reconcile those less gifted by nature and fortune to their
+mediocrity; to know that those singular advantages by no means constitute
+happiness, usefulness, moral dignity, or even public respect. Selwyn, as
+the French Abbé said, "had nothing to do, and he did it." His possession
+of fortune enabled him to be a lounger through life, and he lounged
+accordingly. The conversations of the clubs supplied him with the daily
+toys of his mind, and he never sought more substantial employment. Though
+nearly fifty years in parliament, he was known only as a silent voter; and,
+after a life of seventy-two years, he died, leaving three and twenty
+thousand pounds of his savings to a girl who was not his daughter; and the
+chief part of his estates to the Duke of Queensberry, an old man already
+plethoric with wealth, of which he had never known the use, and already
+dying.
+
+His passion for attending executions was notorious and unaccountable,
+except on the ground of that love of excitement which leads others to
+drinking or the gaming-table. Those sights, from which human nature
+shrinks, appear to have been sought for by Selwyn with an eagerness
+resembling enjoyment. This strange propensity was frequently laughed at by
+his friends. Alluding to the practice of criminals dropping a handkerchief
+as a signal for the executioner, says Walpole, "George never thinks, but
+_à la tête tranchée_. He came to town the other day to have a tooth drawn,
+and told the man that he would drop his handkerchief for the signal."
+
+Another characteristic anecdote is told on this subject. When the first
+Lord Holland, a man of habitual pleasantry, was confined to his bed, he
+heard that Selwyn, who had been an old friend, had called to enquire for
+his health. "The next time Mr Selwyn calls," said he, "show him up; if I
+am alive, I shall be delighted to see him; and, if I am dead, he will be
+delighted to see me."
+
+Walpole says, after telling a story of one Arthur Moore, "I told this the
+other day to George Selwyn, whose passion is to see corpses and executions.
+He replied, 'that Arthur Moore had his coffin chained to that of his
+mistress.'
+
+"Said I, 'How do you know?'
+
+"'Why, I--I saw them the other day in a vault in St Giles's.'
+
+"George was walking this week in Westminster Abbey, with Lord Abergavenny,
+and met the man who shows the tombs. 'Oh, your servant, Mr Selwyn; I
+expected to have seen you here the other day, when the old Duke of
+Richmond's body was taken up.'" Walpole then mentions Selwyn's going to
+see Cornberry, with Lord Abergavenny and a pretty Mrs Frere, who were in
+some degree attached to each other.
+
+"Do you know what you missed in the other room?" said Selwyn to the lady.
+"Lord Holland's picture."
+
+"Well, what is Lord Holland to me?"
+
+"Why, do you know," said he, "my Lord Holland's body lies in the same
+vault, in Kensington church, with my Lord Abergavenny's mother."
+
+Walpole, speaking of the share which he had in capturing a house-breaker,
+says, "I dispatched a courier to White's in search of George Selwyn. It
+happened that the drawer who received my message had very lately been
+robbed himself, and had the wound fresh in his memory. He stalked up into
+the club-room, and with a hollow trembling voice, said, 'Mr Selwyn, Mr
+Walpole's compliments to you, and he has got a house-breaker for you.'"
+
+But some of his practical pleasantries were very amusing. Lady Townshend,
+a woman of wit, but, in some points of character, a good deal scandalized,
+was supposed to have taken refuge from her recollections in Popery. "On
+Sunday last," says Walpole, "as George was strolling home to dinner, he
+saw my Lady Townshend's coach stop at Caraccioli's chapel. He watched; saw
+her go in; her footman laughed; he followed. She went up to the altar; a
+woman brought her a cushion; she knelt, crossed her self, and prayed. He
+stole up, and knelt by her. Conceive her face, if you can, when she turned
+and found him close to her. In his demure voice, he said, 'Pray, ma'am,
+how long has your ladyship left the pale of our church?' She looked furies,
+and made no answer. Next day he went to see her, and she turned it off
+upon curiosity. But is any thing more natural? No; she certainly means to
+go armed with every viaticum: the Church of England in on hand, Methodism
+in the other, and the Host in her mouth."
+
+Every one knows that _bons-mots_ are apt to lose a great deal by
+transmission. It has been said that the time is one-half of the merit, and
+the manner the other; thus leaving nothing for the wit. But the fact is,
+that the wit so often depends upon both, as to leave the best _bon-mot_
+comparatively flat in the recital. With this palliative we may proceed.
+Walpole, remarking to Selwyn one day, at a time of considerable popular
+discontent, that the measures of government were as feeble and confused as
+in the reign of the first Georges, and saying, "There is nothing new under
+the sun." "No," replied Selwyn, "nor under the grandson."
+
+Selwyn one day observing Wilkes, who was constantly verging on libel,
+listening attentively to the king's speech, said to him, "May Heaven
+preserve the ears you lend!" an allusion to the lines of the _Dunciad_--
+
+ "Yet, oh, my sons, a father's words attend;
+ So may the fates preserve the ears you lend."
+
+The next is better. A man named Charles Fox having been executed, the
+celebrated Charles asked Selwyn whether he had been present at the
+execution as usual. "No," was the keen reply, "I make a point of never
+attending rehearsals."
+
+Fox and General Fitzpatrick at one time lodged in the house of Mackay, an
+oilman in Piccadilly, a singular residence for two men of the first
+fashion. Somebody, probably in allusion to their debts, observed that such
+lodgers would be the ruin of Mackay. "No," said Selwyn, "it will make his
+fortune. He may boast of having the first pickles in London."
+
+_Nonchalant_ manners were the tone of the time; and to cut one's country
+acquaintance (a habit learned among the French _noblesse_) was high
+breeding. An old haunter of the pump-room in Bath, who had frequently
+conversed with Selwyn in his visits there, meeting him one day in St
+James's Street, attempted to approach him with his usual familiarity.
+Selwyn passed him as if he had never seen him before. His old acquaintance
+followed him, and said, "Sir, you knew me very well in Bath." "Well, sir,"
+replied Selwyn, "in Bath I may possibly know you again," and walked on.
+
+When _High Life Below Stairs_ was announced, Selwyn expressed a wish to be
+present at its first night. "I shall go," said he, "because I am tired of
+low life above stairs."
+
+One of the waiters at Arthur's had committed a felony, and was sent to
+jail. "I am shocked at the committal," said Selwyn; "what a horrid idea
+the fellow will give of us to the people in Newgate."
+
+Bruce's Abyssinian stories were for a long time the laugh of London.
+Somebody at a dinner once asked him, whether he had seen any relics of
+musical instruments among the Abyssinians, or any thing in the style of
+the ancient sculptures of the Thebaid. "I think I saw one lyre there," was
+the answer. "Ay," says Selwyn to his neighbour, "and that one left the
+country along with him."
+
+Selwyn did not always spare his friends. When Fox's pecuniary affairs were
+in a state of ruin, and a subscription was proposed; one of the
+subscribers said that their chief difficulty was to know "how Fox would
+take it." Selwyn, who knew that necessity has nothing to do with
+delicacies of this order, replied, "Take it, why, quarterly to be sure!"
+
+Mr. Jesse's anecdotes are generally well told, but their version is
+sometimes different from ours. Selwyn was one day walking up St James's
+Street with Lord Pembroke, when a couple of sweeps brushed against them.
+"Impudent rascals!" exclaimed Lord Pembroke. "The sovereignty of the
+people," said Selwyn. "But such dirty dogs," said Pembroke. "Full dress
+for the court of St Giles's," said Selwyn, with a bow to their sable
+majesties.
+
+But Selwyn, with all his affability and pleasantry, had his dislikes, and
+among them was the celebrated Sheridan. The extraordinary talent and early
+fame of that most memorable and unfortunate man, had fixed all eyes upon
+him from the moment of his entering into public life; and Selwyn, who had
+long sat supreme in wit, probably felt some fears for his throne. At all
+events, he determined to keep one place clear from collision with this
+dangerous wit; and, on every attempt to put up Sheridan's name for
+admission into Brookes's, two black balls were found in the balloting-box,
+one of which was traced to Selwyn, while the other was supposed to be that
+of Lord Besborough. One ball being sufficient to exclude, the opposition
+was fatal; but Fox and his friends were equally determined, on their side,
+to introduce Sheridan; and for this purpose a curious, though not very
+creditable, artifice was adopted. On the evening of the next ballot, and
+while George and Lord Besborough were waiting, with their usual
+determination, to blackball the candidate, a chairman in great haste
+brought in a note, apparently from Lady Duncannon, to her father-in-law
+Lord Besborough, to tell him that his house in Cavendish Square was on
+fire, and entreating him to return without a moment's delay. His lordship
+instantly quitted the room, and hurried homewards. Immediately after, a
+message was sent to George Selwyn that Miss Fagniani, the child whom he
+had adopted, and whom he supposed to be his own, was suddenlly seized with
+a fit, and that his presence was instantly required. He also obeyed the
+summons. Both had no sooner left the room than the ballot was proceeded
+with, the two ominous balls were not to be found, and Sheridan was
+unanimously chosen. In the midst of the triumph, Selwyn and Lord
+Besborough returned, indignant at the trick, but of course unable to find
+out its perpetrators. How Sheridan and his friends looked may be imagined.
+The whole scene was perfectly dramatic.
+
+Burke's speeches, which were destined to become the honour of his age, and
+the delight of posterity, were sometimes negligently received by the house.
+His splendid prolixity, which was fitter for an assembly of philosophers
+than an English Parliament, sometimes wearied mere men of business, as
+much as his fine metaphysics sometimes perplexed them; and the man who
+might have sat between Plato and Aristotle, and been listened to with
+congenial delight by both, was often left without an audience. One night,
+when Selwyn was hurrying into the lobby with a crowd of members, a
+nobleman coming up asked him, "Is the house up?" "No," was the reply, "but
+Burke is."
+
+A model of fashionable life, Selwyn unhappily indulged in that vice which
+was presumed to be essential to the man of fashion. The early gaming
+propensities of Charles Fox are well known; he was ruined, estate,
+personal fortune, sinecures and reversions, and all, before he was five
+years in public life--ruined in every possible shape of ruin. There were
+times when he could not command a guinea in the world. Yet there were
+times when he won immensely. At one sitting he carried off £8000, but in a
+few more he lost £11,000. He was a capital whist player; and in the cool
+calculation of the clubs on such subjects, it was supposed that he might
+have made £4000 a-year, if he had adhered to this profitable direction of
+his genius. But, like many other great men, he mistook his forte, and
+disdained all but the desperation of hazard. There he lost perpetually and
+prodigiously, until he was stripped of every thing, and pauperised for
+life.
+
+It gives a strong conception of the universality of this vice, to find so
+timid and girlish a nature as the late William Wilberforce's initiated
+into the same career.
+
+"When I left the University," says Wilberforce, in his later reminiscences,
+"so little did I know of general society, that I came up to London stored
+with arguments to prove the authenticity of 'Rowley's Poems,' (the
+academic and pedantic topic of the day,) and now I was at once immersed in
+politics and fashion. The very first time I went to Boodle's, I won
+twenty-five guineas of the Duke of Norfolk. I belonged at this time to
+five clubs, Miles' and Evans', Brookes', Boodle's, White's, and
+Goosetree's. The first time I was at Brookes', scarcely knowing any one, I
+joined, from mere shyness, in play at the faro-table, where George Selwyn
+kept bank. A friend who knew my inexperience, and regarded me as a victim
+dressed out for sacrifice, called to me--'What, Wilberforce, is that you?'
+Selwyn quite resented the interference, and turning to him, said in his
+most expressive tone--'Oh, sir, don't interrupt Mr Wilberforce, he could
+not be better employed.' Nothing could be more harmonious than the style
+of those clubs--Fox, Sheridan, Fitzpatrick, and all your leading men
+frequented them, and associated upon the easiest terms. You either chatted,
+played at cards, or gambled, as you pleased."
+
+We have no idea of entering into any of the scandals of the time. The
+lives of all the men of fashion of that day were habitually profligate.
+The "Grand Tour" was of but little service to their morals, and Pope's
+sarcastic lines were but too true.
+
+ "He travell'd Europe round,
+ And gather'd every vice on foreign ground;
+ Till home return'd, and perfectly well-bred,
+ With nothing but a solo in his head;
+ Stolen from a duel, follow'd by a nun,
+ And, if a borough choose him--not undone."
+
+But this vice did not descend among the body of the people. It was limited
+to the idlers of high life, and even among them it was extinguished by the
+cessation of our foreign intercourse at the French revolution; or was at
+least so far withdrawn from the public eye, as to avoid offending the
+common decencies of a moral people.
+
+Selwyn was probably more cautious in his habits than his contemporaries,
+for he survived almost every man who had begun life with him; and he lived
+to a much greater age than the chief of the showy characters who rose into
+celebrity during his career. He died at the age of seventy-two, January 25,
+1791. He had long relinquished gaming, assigning the very sufficient
+reason, "It was too great a consumer of four things--time, health, fortune,
+and _thinking_." But what man of his day escaped the gout, and the natural
+termination of that torturing disease in dropsy? After seven years'
+suffering from both, with occasional intervals of relief, he sank at last.
+Walpole, almost the only survivor among his early friends, thus wrote on
+the day of his expected death:--"I have lost, or am on the point of losing,
+my oldest acquaintance and friend, George Selwyn, who was yesterday at the
+extremity. Those misfortunes, though they can be so but for a short time,
+are very sensible to the old: but him I loved, not only for his infinite
+wit, but for a thousand good qualities." He writes a few days after, "Poor
+Selwyn is gone; to my sorrow; and no wonder. Ucalegon feels it."
+
+Selwyn, with all his pleasantry, had evidently a quick eye for his own
+interest. He contrived to remain in parliament for half a century, and he
+gathered the emoluments of some half dozen snug sinecures. Among those
+were the Registrar of Chancery in Barbadoes, and surveyor-general of the
+lands. Thus he lived luxuriously, and died rich.
+
+Orator Henley is niched in an early part of this correspondence. The
+orator was known in the last century as a remarkably dirty fellow in his
+apparel, and still more so in his mind. He was the son of a gentleman, and
+had received a gentleman's education at St John's, Cambridge. There, or
+subsequently, he acquired Hebrew, and even Persian; wrote a tragedy on the
+subject of Esther, in which he exhibited considerable poetic powers; and
+finished his scholastic fame by a grammar of ten languages! On leaving
+college, he took orders, and became a country curate. But the decency of
+this life did not suit his habits, and he resolved to try his chance in
+London for fortune and fame. Opening a chapel near Newport market,
+Lincoln's-Inn-Fields, he harangued twice a-week, on theological subjects
+on Sundays, and on the sciences and literature on Wednesdays. The audience
+were admitted by a shilling ticket, and the butchers in the neighbourhood
+were for a while his great patrons. At length, finding his audience tired
+of common sense, he tried, like other charlatans since his day, the effect
+of nonsense. His manner was theatrical, his style eccentric, and his
+topics varied between extravagance and buffoonery. The history of such
+performances is invariably the same--novelty is essential, and novelty
+must be attained at all risks. He now professed to reform all literature,
+and all religion. But even this ultimately failed him. At length the
+butchers deserted him, and, falling from one disgrace to another, he sank
+into dirt and debauchery, and died in 1750 at the age of sixty-four,
+remembered in the world only by being pilloried in the Dunciad.
+
+ "Embrown'd with native bronze, lo! Henley stands,
+ Tuning his voice, and balancing his hands;
+ How fluent nonsense trickles from his tongue,
+ How sweet the periods neither said nor sung.
+ Still break the benches, Henley, with thy strain,
+ While Sherlock, Hare, and Gibson preach in vain."
+
+The orator's contribution consists but of two notes; the first to Selwyn--
+
+ "I dine at twelve all the year, but shall be glad to take a glass
+ with you at the King's Arms any day from four to six. If I have
+ disobliged Mr Parsons, (who I hear was with you,) or any of you
+ gentlemen, I never intended it, and ask your pardons. I shall be
+ proud to oblige my Lord Carteret, or you, or the rest, at any time.
+ Pray let them see this."
+
+ "J. HENLEY."
+
+There appears to have been some kind of riot at one of Henley's lectures,
+probably a rough burlesque of his manner, in which Selwyn, then a student
+of Oxford, made himself conspicuous. At least the letter is addressed to
+him.
+
+"I am accountable for the peace of my congregation; and among the rules
+and articles of my consent and conditions as owner and minister, one rule
+is, to go out directly, forfeiting what has been given, if any person
+cannot or will not preserve those conditions; for the smallest
+circumstance of disorder has been inflamed to the highest outrage. The
+bishop's nephew began something of the kind two months ago, and made me
+retribution; so have others, and I must send an attorney to warn them not
+to come whom I suspect hereafter. You have been at his sport before."
+
+We now come to a man of more importance, Richard Rigby, the "blushing
+Rigby" of Junius. He was the son of a linen-draper, who, as factor to the
+South Sea Company, acquired considerable property. This, however, his son,
+who had adopted public life as his pursuit, rapidly squandered in
+electioneering, in pleasure, and the irresistible vice of the time, play.
+Frederic, Prince of Wales, was the first object of all needy politicians,
+and Rigby for a while attached himself to this feeble personage with all
+the zeal of a prospective placeman. But the prince remained too long in
+opposition for the fidelity of courtiership, and Rigby glided over to the
+Duke of Bedford; who unquestionably exhibited himself a steady and zealous
+friend to his new adherent. The duke lent him money to pay his debts; gave
+him the secretaryship for Ireland on his appointment to the viceroyalty;
+gave him a seat in Parliament for Tavistock; was the means of his being
+made a privy counsellor; obtained for him a sinecure of L.4000 a-year; and
+at that period when most men are sincere, on his deathbed, appointed Rigby
+his executor, and cancelled his bond for the sum which he had originally
+lent to him.
+
+We know few instances of such steady liberality in public life, and the
+man who gave, and the man who received those munificent tokens of
+confidence, must have had more in them than the world was generally
+inclined to believe. The duke has been shot through and through by the
+pungent shafts of Junius: and Rigby was covered with mire throughout life
+by all the retainers of party. Yet both were evidently capable of strong
+friendship, and thus possessed the redeeming quality most unusual in the
+selfishness and struggles of political existence.
+
+Amongst official men, Rigby is recorded as one of the most popular
+personages of his time. One art of official popularity, and that too a
+most unfailing one, he adopted in a remarkable degree--he kept an
+incomparable table. Sir Robert Walpole, one of the shrewdest of men, had
+long preserved his popularity by the same means. Rigby's paymastership of
+the forces enabled him to support a splendid establishment, and it was his
+custom, after the debates in the House of Commons, to invite the ministers
+and the pleasantest men of the time, to supper at his apartments in
+Whitehall. His wines were exquisite, his cookery was of the most
+_recherché_ order; and by the help of a good temper, a broad laugh,
+natural joviality, and a keen and perfect knowledge of all that was going
+on round him in the world of fashion, he made his parties a delightful
+resource to the wearied minds of the Cabinet.
+
+Wraxall, a very pleasant describer of men and manners, thus sketches
+him:--"In Parliament he was invariably habited in a full-dress suit of
+clothes, commonly of a dark colour, without lace or embroidery, close
+buttoned, with his sword thrust through the pocket. His countenance was
+very expressive, but not of genius; still less did it indicate timidity or
+modesty. All the comforts of the pay-office seemed to be eloquently
+depicted in it; his manner, rough yet frank, admirably set off whatever
+sentiments he uttered in Parliament. Like Jenkinson, he borrowed neither
+from ancient nor modern authors; his eloquence was altogether his own,
+addressed not to the fancy, but to the plain comprehension of his hearers.
+There was a happy audacity about him, which must have been the gift of
+nature--art could not obtain it by any efforts. He seemed not to fear, nor
+even to respect, the House, whose composition he well knew; and to the
+members of which assembly he never appeared to give credit for any portion
+of virtue, patriotism, or public spirit. Far from concealing those
+sentiments, he insinuated, or even pronounced them, without disguise; and
+from his lips they neither excited surprise, nor even commonly awaked
+reprehension."
+
+But this flow of prosperity was to have its ebb. The jovial placeman was
+to feel the uncertainties of office; and on Lord North's resignation in
+1782, and the celebrated Edmund Burke's appointment to the paymastership,
+Rigby found himself suddenly called on for a considerable arrear. It had
+been the custom to allow the paymaster to make use of the balances in his
+hands until they were called for, and this formed an acknowledged and very
+important part of his income. But his expenses left him no resource to
+meet the demand. Whether fortunately or unfortunately, Sir Thomas Rumbold,
+the recalled governor of Madras, had just then returned to England, under
+investigation by the House of Commons for malpractices in his office. It
+was the rumour of the day that Rigby, on the advance of a large sum by
+Rumbold, had undertaken to soften the prosecution against him. Whether
+this were the fact or not, it is certain that the charges soon ceased to
+be pursued, and that Rigby's nephew and heir was soon after married to
+Rumbold's daughter. Rigby, who had never been married, died in 1788, in
+his sixty-seventh year.
+
+His letter to Selwyn, in 1745, is characteristic of the man and the time.
+"I am just got home from a cock match, where I have won forty pounds in
+ready money, and not having dined, am waiting till I hear the rattle of
+the coaches from the House of Commons, in order to dine at White's.
+
+"I held my resolution of not going to the Ridotto till past three o'clock,
+when, finding that nobody was willing to sit any longer but Boone, who was
+_not able_, I took, as I thought, the least of two evils, and so went
+there rather than to bed; but found it so infinitely dull, that I retired
+in half an hour. The next morning I heard that there had been extreme deep
+play, and that Harry Furnese went drunk from White's at six o'clock, and
+won the dear memorable sum of one thousand guineas.
+
+"I saw Garrick in _Othello_ that same night, in which, I think, he was
+very unmeaningly dressed, and succeeded in no degree of comparison with
+Quin, except in the second scene, where Iago gives the first suspicions of
+Desdemona."
+
+As the letter does not describe Garrick's dress, we can only suppose it to
+have been remarkably absurd, when it could have attracted the censure of
+any one accustomed to the stage in the middle of the last century. Nothing
+could be more ignorant, unsuitable, or unbecoming, that the whole system
+of theatrical costume. Garrick, for example, usually played Macbeth in the
+uniform of an officer of the Guards--scarlet coat, cocked hat, and
+regulation sword, were the exhibition of the Highland chieftain's wardrobe,
+and the period, too, when the Highland dress was perfectly known to the
+public eye. It must be acknowledged that we owe the reformation of the
+stage, in this important point, to the French. It was commenced by the
+celebrated Clairon, and perfected by the not less celebrated Talma.
+
+"I supped that night, _tête-à-tête_, with Metham, who was d----d angry
+with Hubby Bubby (Doddington) for having asked all the Musquetaires to
+supper but him. He went to sleep at twelve, and I to White's, where _I
+staid till six_. Yesterday I spent a good part of the day with my Lord
+Coke at a _cock match_; and went, towards the latter end of Quin's benefit,
+to Mariamne.
+
+"The coaches rattle by fast, and George brings me word the House is up,
+and I assure you I am extremely hungry."
+
+We now come to the name of a man who attained a considerable celebrity in
+his own time, but has almost dropped into oblivion in ours, Sir Charles
+Hanbury Williams. He was the third son of John Hanbury, Esq., a
+Monmouthshire gentleman, and took the name of Williams on succeeding to
+the property of his grandfather. His mother was aunt to George Selwyn.
+Entering Parliament early in life, he adopted the ministerial side, and
+was a steady adherent to Sir Robert Walpole. He had his reward in
+ministerial honours, being created a Knight of the Bath; and though Sir
+Robert died in 1745, Williams had so far established his court influence,
+that he was successively appointed envoy to Saxony, minister at Berlin,
+and ambassador at St Petersburg. He was a man of great pleasantry, some
+wit, and perpetual verse-making--the name of poetry is not to be stooped
+to such compositions as his; but their liveliness and locality, their
+application to existing times and persons, and their occasional hits at
+politics and principles, made both them and their author popular. But the
+fashionable language of the day had tendencies which would not now be
+tolerated; and Sir Charles, a fashionable voluptuary, is charged with
+having written what none should wish to revive. After a residence of ten
+years on the Continent, he fell into a state of illness which deranged his
+understanding. From this he recovered, but subsequently relapsed into the
+same unhappy state, and died, it was surmised, by his own hand in 1759.
+His letter details, in his own flighty style, one of the frolics of
+fashion.
+
+"The town-talk for some time past has been your child, (a note says
+'apparently the Honourable John Hobart, afterwards Earl of
+Buckinghamshire;') the moment you turned your back he flew out, went to
+Lady Tankerville's drum-major, (a rout,) having unfortunately dined that
+day with Rigby, who plied his head with too many bumpers, and also made
+him a present of some Chinese crackers. Armed in this manner, he entered
+the assembly, and resolving to do something that should make a noise, he
+gave a string of four and twenty crackers to Lady Lucy Clinton, and bid
+her put it in the candle, which she very innocently did, to her and the
+whole room's astonishment. But when the first went off she threw the rest
+upon the tea-table, where, one after the other, they all went off, with
+much noise and not a little stench, to the real joy of most of the women
+present, who don't dislike an opportunity of finding fault. Lady Lucy,
+indeed, was plentifully abused, and Mr Hobart had his share; and common
+fame says he has never had a card since. Few women will curtsy to him; and
+I question if he ever will lead any one to their chair again as long as he
+lives. I leave you to judge how deeply he feels this wound. Every body
+says it would never have happened if you had not retired to your studies;
+and you are a little blamed for letting him out alone. He has sunk his
+chairman's wages 5s. a-week upon this accident, and intends to turn them
+off in Passion week, because he then can go nowhere at all. All private
+houses are already shut against him, and at that holy time no public place
+is open."
+
+We have then some letters written in a time of great public anxiety, 1745.
+
+"All our forces are come from Flanders. The Pretender's second son (Henry
+Stuart, afterwards Cardinal of York) is come to Dunkirk, where it is said
+there are forty transports. The rebels, it is said, are very
+advantageously encamped between two rivers, and are fortifying their camp."
+
+Another hurried letter says.
+
+"An express arrives to-day, (Dec. 8th,) while his Majesty was at chapel,
+which brought an account of the rebels being close to Derby, and that the
+Duke of Cumberland was at Meredan, four miles beyond Coventry observing
+their motions."
+
+Another of the same date, six o'-clock at night, says, "The Tower guns
+have not fired to-day. A letter has been received, stating that the rebels
+had retreated towards Ashbourne."
+
+Walpole, in a letter to Sir Horace Mann, on the 9th repeats the news, and
+says, "The Highlanders got nine thousand pounds at Derby, and had the
+books brought to them, and obliged everybody to give them what they had
+subscribed against them. They then retreated a few miles, but returned
+again to Derby, got £10,000 more, and plundered the town; they are gone
+again, and got back to Leake in Staffordshire, but miserably harassed;
+they have left all their cannon behind them, and twenty waggons of sick."
+
+Nothing can give a stronger example of the changes which may take place in
+a country, than the different state of preparation for an invader,
+exhibited by England in 1745, and in little more than half a century after.
+On the threat of Napoleon's invasion, England exhibited an armed force of
+little less than a million, which would have been quadrupled in case of an
+actual descent. In 1745, the alarm was extravagant, and almost burlesque.
+The Pretender, with but a few thousand men--brave undoubtedly, but almost
+wholly unprovided for a campaign--marched into the heart of England, and
+reached within a hundred and thirty miles of the capital. But the
+enterprise was then felt to be wholly beyond his means. A powerful force
+under the Duke of Cumberland was already thrown between him and London.
+What was more ominous still, no man of English rank had joined him, London
+was firm, the Protestant feeling of the nation, though slowly excited, was
+beginning to be roused, by its recollection of the bigotry of James, and
+in England, this feeling will always be ultimately victorious. Even if
+Charles Edward had arrived in London, and seized the throne, he would have
+only had to commence a civil war against the nation. His retreat to the
+north saved England from this great calamity, and probably saved himself,
+and his adherents in both countries, from a more summary fate than that
+which drove his miserable and bigoted father from the throne.
+
+One of the chief contributors to this correspondence is George James
+Williams, familiarly styled Gilly Williams; a man of high life, uncle by
+marriage to the minister Lord North, and lucky in the possession of an
+opulent office--that of receiver-general of the excise. He, with George
+Selwyn and Dick Edgecumbe, who met at Strawberry Hill at certain seasons,
+formed what Walpole termed his out-of-town party. Life seems to have
+glided smoothly with him, for he lived till 1785, dying at the ripe age of
+eighty-six.
+
+He thus begins:--
+
+"Dear George--I congratulate you on the near approach of Parliament, and
+figure you before a glass at your rehearsals. I must intimate to you not
+to forget to begin closing your periods with a significant stroke of the
+breast, and recommend Mr Barry as a pattern, (the actor.)
+
+"You must observe, in letters from the country, every sentence begins with
+being either sorry or glad. Apropos, I am glad to hear B. Bertie (son of
+the Duke of Ancaster) is returned from Scarborough, having laid in such a
+stock of health and spirits by the waters, as to dedicate the rest of his
+days altogether to wine."
+
+In another letter he says--"I had almost forgot to tell you, that I rode
+near ten miles on my way home with the ordinary of Gloucester, and have
+several anecdotes of the late burnings and hangings, which I reserve for
+your own private ear. I do not know whether he was sensible you had a
+partiality for his profession; but he expressed the greatest regard for
+you, and I am sure you may command his services."
+
+Gilly writes from Crome, Lord Coventry's seat in Worcestershire--
+
+"Our life here for a while would not displease you, for we eat and drink
+well, and the Earl (Coventry) holds a faro-bank every night to us, which
+we have as yet plundered considerably.
+
+"I want to know where to find you, and how long you stay at your
+mansion-house; for it would not be pleasant to ride so far only to see
+squinting Jenny and the gardener at the end of my journey. I suppose we
+shall see you here, where you will find the Countess of Coventry in high
+spirits and in great beauty."
+
+We now come to a brief mention of two women, the most remarkable of their
+day for popular admiration, if not for finish and fashion--the Gunnings,
+afterwards Lady Coventry and the Duchess of Hamilton. They were the
+daughters of an Irish country gentleman, John Gunning, of Castle Coote in
+Ireland. On their first appearance at court in England, the elder was in
+her nineteenth, and the second in her eighteenth year. They appear to have
+excited a most unprecedented sensation in London. Walpole thus writes to
+Sir Horace Mann--
+
+"You, who knew England in other times, will find it difficult to conceive
+what indifference reigns with regard to ministers and their squabbles. The
+two Miss Gunnings are twenty times more the subject of conversation than
+the two brothers (the Pelhams) and Lord Granville. They are two Irish
+girls of no fortune, who are declared the handsomest women alive. I think
+there being two so handsome, and both such perfect figures, is their chief
+excellence, for, singly, I have seen much handsomer women than either.
+However, they can't walk in the Park, or go to Vauxhall, but such crowds
+follow them, that they are generally driven away." And this effect lasted;
+for, two months after, Walpole writes--"I shall tell you a new story of
+the Gunnings, who make more noise than any of their predecessors since the
+days of Helen. They went the other day to see Hampton Court. As they were
+going into the Beauty room, another company arrived, and the housekeeper
+said--'This way, ladies, here are the beauties,' the Gunnings flew into a
+passion, and asked her what she meant; they came to see the palace, not to
+be shown as sights themselves."
+
+To the astonishment, and perhaps to the envy, of the fashionable world,
+those two unportioned young women made the most splendid matches of the
+season. The Duke of Hamilton fell in love with the younger at a masquerade,
+and made proposals to her. The marriage was to take place within some
+months; but his passion was so vehement, that in two nights after he
+insisted on marrying her at the moment. Walpole tells us that he sent for
+a clergyman, who however refused to marry them without license or ring. At
+this period marriages were frequently performed in a very unceremonious
+and unbecoming manner. From the laxity of the law, they were performed at
+all hours, frequently in private houses, and sometimes even in jails, by
+pretended clergymen. The law, however, was subsequently and properly
+reformed. The duke and duchess are said to have been married with a
+curtain-ring, at half-past twelve-at night, at May Fair Chapel. This
+precipitated the marriage of Lord Coventry, a personage of a grave stamp,
+but who had long paid attention to the elder sister Maria. He married her
+about three weeks after. Except that we are accustomed to hear of the
+frenzy which seizes people in the name of fashion, we should scarcely
+believe the effect which those two women, handsome as they were, continued
+to produce. On the Duchess of Hamilton's presentation at Court on her
+marriage, the crowd was immense; and so great was the curiosity, that the
+courtly multitude got on the chairs and tables to look at her. Mobs
+gathered round their doors to see them get into their chairs; people
+crowded early to the theatres when they heard they were to be there. Lady
+Coventry's shoemaker is said to have made a fortune by selling patterns of
+her shoe; and on the duchess's going to Scotland, several hundred people
+walked about all night round the inn where she slept, on the Yorkshire
+road, that they might have a view of her as she went off next morning.
+
+Yet they appear to have been strangely neglected in their education;
+good-humoured and good-natured undoubtedly, but little better than hoydens
+after all. Lord Down met Lord and Lady Coventry at Calais, and offered to
+send her ladyship a tent-bed, for fear of bugs at the inn. "Oh dear!" said
+she, "I had rather be bit to death than lie one night from my dear Cov."
+
+She is, however, memorable for one _étourderie_, which amused the world
+greatly. Old George II., conversing with her on the dulness of the season,
+expressed a regret that there had been no masquerades during the year, the
+handsome rustic answered him, that she had seen sights enough, and the
+only one she wanted to see now was--"a coronation." The king, however,
+had the good sense to laugh, and repeated it good-humouredly to his circle
+at supper.
+
+Lady Coventry died a few years after of consumption, at the age of
+twenty-seven. It was said that her death was hastened by the habit of
+using white lead as a paint, the fashionable custom of the time. The Duke
+of Hamilton had died two years before, in 1758, and the duchess became
+subsequently the wife of Colonel John Campbell, afterwards Duke of Argyle.
+The narrative observes the remarkable circumstance, that the untitled
+daughter of an Irish commoner should have been the wife of two dukes and
+the mother of four. By her first husband she was the mother of James,
+seventh duke, and of Douglas, eighth duke, of Hamilton; and by her second
+husband, of William, sixth duke, and of Henry, seventh duke, of Argyle.
+The duchess, though at the time of Lady Coventry's illness supposed to be
+in a consumption, survived for thirty years, dying in 1790.
+
+Mason the poet commemorated Lady Coventry's death in a long elegy, which
+had some repute in those days, when even Hayley was called a poet. They
+are dawdling and dulcified to a deplorable degree.
+
+ "Yes, Coventry is dead; attend the strain,
+ Daughters of Albion, ye that, light as air,
+ So oft have trips in her fantastic train,
+ With hearts as gay, and faces half as fair;
+ For she was fair beyond your highest bloom;
+ This envy owns, since now her bloom is fled.
+ &c. &c. &c.
+
+We have then a sketch of a man of considerable celebrity in his day, Lord
+Sandwich. Educated at Eton and Cambridge; on leaving college, he made the
+then unusual exertion of a voyage round the Mediterranean, of which a
+volume was published by his chaplain on his return. Shortly after, taking
+his seat in the House of Lords, he came into ministerial employment as a
+Lord of the Admiralty. In 1746, he was appointed minister to the States
+General. And from that period, for nearly thirty years, he was employed in
+high public offices; was twice an ambassador, three times first Lord of
+the Admiralty, and twice Secretary of State. Lord Sandwich's personal
+character was at least accused of so much profligacy, that, if the charges
+be true, we cannot comprehend how he was suffered to retain employments of
+such importance for so many years. Wilkes, who had known him intimately,
+describes him, in his letters to the electors of Aylesbury, as "the most
+abandoned man of the age." He is even said not to have been a man of
+business; yet the Admiralty was a place which can scarcely be managed by
+an idler, and the Secretaryship of State, in this country, can never be a
+sinecure. He had certainly one quality which is remarkable for
+conciliation, and without which no minister, let his talents be what they
+may, has ever been personally popular; he was a man of great affability,
+and of shrewd wit. The latter was exhibited, in peculiarly cutting style,
+to Mr Eden, afterwards Lord Auckland. Eden, sagacious in his generation,
+had suddenly ratted to Pitt, adding, however, the monstrous absurdity of
+sending a circular to his colleagues by way of justification. Obviously,
+nothing could be more silly than an attempt of this order, which could
+only add their contempt for his understanding to their contempt for his
+conduct. Lord Sandwich's answer was in the most cutting spirit of scorn:--
+
+"Sir,--Your letter is now before me, and in a few minutes will be _behind
+me_."
+
+An unhappy circumstance brought Lord Sandwich with painful prominence
+before the world. A Miss Ray, a person of some attraction, had
+unfortunately lived under his protection for several years. It happened,
+however, that a young officer on the recruiting service, who had dined
+once or twice at Lord Sandwich's house in the country, thought proper to
+pay her some marked attentions, which, after allowing them, as it appears,
+to proceed to some extent, she suddenly declined. On this the officer,
+whose name was Hackman, and who was evidently of a fantastic and violent
+temperament, rushed from England in a state of desperation, flew over to
+Ireland, threw up his commission, and took orders in the church. But
+instead of adopting the quietude which would have been suitable for his
+new profession, the clerical robes seem to have made him more intractable
+than the military uniform. After some months of rambling and romance in
+Ireland, he rushed over to England again, resolving to conquer or die at
+her feet; but the lady still rejected him, and, being alarmed at his
+violence, threatened to appeal to Lord Sandwich. There are many
+circumstances in the conduct of this unfortunate man, amounting to that
+perversion of common sense which, in our times, is fashionably and
+foolishly almost sanctioned as monomania. But nothing can be clearer than
+the fact, that the most unjustifiable, dangerous, and criminal passion,
+may be pampered, until it obtains possession of the whole mind, and leads
+to the perpetration of the most atrocious offences against society. The
+modern absurdity is, to look, in the violence of the passion for the
+excuse of the crime; instead of punishing the crime for the violence of
+the passion. We might as well say, that the violences of a drunkard were
+more innocent the more furiously he was intoxicated; the whole being a
+direct encouragement to excessive guilt. The popular feeling of justice in
+the last century, however, was different; robbers and murderers were put
+to death as they deserved, and society was relieved without burlesquing
+the common understandings of man. Mr Hackman was a murderer, however he
+might be a monomaniac, and he was eventually hanged as he deserved. The
+trial, which took place in April 1779, excited the most extraordinary
+public curiosity. By the statement of the witnesses, it appeared that a Mr
+Macnamara, being in the lobby of Covent Garden Theatre when the audience
+were coming away, and seeing Miss Ray making her way with some difficulty
+through the crowd to her carriage, he went forward with Irish gallantry to
+offer her his arm, which she accepted; and as they reached the door of the
+carriage, a pistol was fired close to them, when Miss Ray clapped her hand
+to her forehead and fell, when instantly another pistol-report followed.
+He thought that she had fainted away through fright; but when he raised
+her up, he found that she was wounded, and assisted the people in carrying
+her into the Shakspeare Tavern; and on Hackman's being seized, and being
+asked what could possess him to be guilty of such a deed, his only answer
+was to give his name, and say, "It is not a proper place to ask such
+questions." It appeared in evidence, that Hackman had been waiting some
+time for Miss Ray's coming out of the theatre; that he followed her to the
+carriage door, and pulling out two pistols, fired one at the unfortunate
+woman, the ball of which went through her brain, and the other at himself,
+crying out as he fell, "Kill me--kill me!"
+
+Of course, after evidence like this, there could be no defence, and none
+as attempted. Hackman evidently wished to have died by his own hand; but
+having failed there, his purpose was to perish by the law, and plead
+guilty. However, on being brought to trial, he said that he now pleaded
+not guilty, that he might avoid the appearance of contemning death--an
+appearance not suitable to his present condition; that, on second thoughts,
+he had considered the plea of guilty as rendering him accessory to a
+second peril of his life; and that he thought that he could pay his debt
+more effectually to the justice of the country by suffering his offences
+to be proved by evidence, and submitting to the forms of a regular trial.
+This, though it was penitence too late, was at least decorous language.
+His whole conduct on the trial showed that, intemperate as his passions
+were, he possessed abilities and feelings worthy of a wiser career, and a
+less unhappy termination. Part of his speech was even affecting.
+
+"I stand here this day," he said, "the most wretched of human beings, and
+confess myself criminal in a high degree; yet while I acknowledge, with
+shame and repentance, that my determination against my own life was formal
+and complete, I protest, with that regard which becomes my situation, that
+the will to destroy her who was ever dearer to me than life, was never
+mine till a momentary frenzy overpowered me, and induced me to commit the
+deed I deplore. Before this dreadful act, I trust, nothing will be found
+in the tenor of my life which the common charity of mankind will not
+excuse. I have no wish to avoid the punishment which the laws of my
+country appoint for my crime; but being already too unhappy to feel a
+punishment in death, or a satisfaction in life, I submit myself with
+penitence and patience to the disposal and judgment of Almighty God, and
+to the consequences of this enquiry into my conduct and intentions."
+
+After a few minutes' consultation, the jury returned a verdict of guilty,
+and he was executed two days after. It is surprising how strong an
+interest was felt on this subject by persons of every condition; by the
+populace, who loved excitement from whatever quarter it may come; by the
+middle order, to whom the romance of the early part of the transaction and
+the melancholy catastrophe were subjects of natural impression; and by the
+nobility, to whom the character of Miss Ray and the habits of Lord
+Sandwich were equally known.
+
+The Earl of Carlisle thus writes to Selwyn, beginning with a sort of
+customary allusion to Selwyn's extraordinary fondness for those displays:--
+
+"Hackman, Miss Ray's murderer, is hanged. I attended his execution in
+order to give _you_ an account of his behaviour, and from no curiosity of
+my own. I am this moment returned from it. Every one enquired after you.
+_You have friends_ every where. The poor man behaved with great fortitude;
+no appearances of fear were to be perceived, but very evident signs of
+contrition and repentance."
+
+A novel, of some pathos and considerable popularity, was founded on this
+unhappy transaction, and "The Letters of Mr Hackman and Miss Ray" long
+flourished in the circulating libraries. But the groundwork was vulgar,
+mean, and vicious, after all; and, divested of that colouring which
+imagination may throw on any event, was degrading and criminal in all its
+circumstances. The shame of the wretched woman herself, living in a state
+of open criminality from year to year; the grossness of Hackman in his
+proposal to make this abandoned woman his wife; the strong probability
+that his object might have been the not uncommon, though infinitely vile
+one, of obtaining Lord Sandwich's patronage, by relieving him of a
+connexion of which that notorious profligate, after nine years, might be
+weary--all characterise the earlier portion of their intercourse as
+destitute of all pretence to honourable feelings. The catastrophe is
+merely the work of an assassin. If there may be some slight allowance for
+overwhelming passion, for suddenly excited jealousy, or for remediless
+despair, yet those impulses act only to the extent of inflicting injury on
+ourselves. No love ever seeks the death of its object. It is then mere
+ruffianism, brute cruelty, savage fury; and even this becomes more the act
+of a ruffian, when the determination to destroy is formed in cold blood.
+Hackman carried two loaded pistols with him to the theatre. What other man
+carried loaded pistols there? and what could be his purpose but the one
+which he effected, to fire them both, one at the wretched woman, and the
+other at himself? The clear case is, that he was neither more nor less
+than a furious villain, resolved to have the life of a profligate
+milliner's apprentice, who preferred Lord Sandwich's house and carriage,
+to Mr Hackman's hovel and going on foot. We shall find that all similar
+acts originate in similar motives--lucre, licentiousness, and rage--the
+three stimulants of the highwayman, the debauchee, and the ruffian; with
+only the distinction, that, in the case of those who murder when they
+cannot possess, the three criminalities are combined.
+
+Even with the execution of the criminal, the excitement did not cease. The
+papers of the day tell us, that when the body was conveyed to the
+surgeon's hall, so great a crowd was assembled, and the efforts to obtain
+entrance were so violent, that caps, gowns, wigs, were torn and cast away
+in all directions. Old and young, men, women, and children, were trampled
+in the multitude. In the afternoon, the crowd diminished, and several
+persons of the better order made their way in, but with not a less
+vexatious result; for, on reaching the staircase leading to the theatre,
+they found themselves saluted with a shower from some engine worked under
+the staircase. This was rather a rough mode of tranquillizing public
+excitement, but seems to have been effectual. It was probably a trick of
+some of the young surgeons, and excited great indignation at the time.
+Hackman was but four-and-twenty, and rather a striking figure.
+
+The letters to which we have alluded, entitled "Love and Madness,"
+attracted attention in higher quarters, and even perplexed the
+fastidiousness of Walpole himself. In one of his letters of March 1780, he
+thus writes:--"Yesterday was published an octavo, pretending to contain
+the correspondence of Hackman and Miss Ray. I doubt whether the letters
+are genuine, and yet, if fictitious, they are executed well, and enter
+into his character. This appears less natural, and yet the editors were
+certainly more likely to be in possession of hers than his. It is not
+probable that Lord Sandwich should have sent what he found in her
+apartments to the press; no account is pretended to be given of how they
+came to light."
+
+After having thus puzzled the dilettanti, it transpired that it was
+written by Sir Herbert Croft, Bart.
+
+Another singular character, who, in connexion with one still more singular,
+remarkably occupied the ear and tongue of the _beau monde_ of his day, is
+introduced in these volumes. This was Augustus John, Earl of Bristol,
+third son of John, Lord Hervey, by the beautiful Mary Lepel. He entered
+the sea service at an early age, and prospered as the sons of men of rank
+prospered in those days, being made a post-captain in 1747, when he was
+but three and twenty years old. Promotion was heaped upon him, and he was
+rapidly advanced to the rank of vice-admiral and colonel of marines. He
+was, however, said to be a brave and skilful officer. More good fortune
+was in store for him; he was placed in the king's household, was a member
+of Parliament, was appointed one of the Lords of the Admiralty, and
+finally rounded the circle of his honours by succeeding to the earldom of
+Bristol. The history of his wife is a continued adventure. Miss Chudleigh,
+maid of honour to the Princess of Wales, had, immediately on her
+appearance at court, become the observed of all observers. She was
+regarded as one of the most beautiful women of her time, was remarkably
+quick and witty in her conversation, of a most capricious temper and a
+most fantastic imagination--all qualities which naturally rendered her a
+topic in every circle of the country. The circumstances of her marriage
+rendered her if possible, still more a topic. On a visit at the house of a
+relation, she met Lord Bristol, then but a lieutenant in the navy, and
+plain Mr Hervey, and disregarding all the formalities of high life, they
+were privately married at Lainston, in Northamptonshire. They were,
+however, separated the very next day, the lady declaring her determination
+never to see her husband's face again. This, of course, produced an ample
+fund of conversation of every kind; but the lady returned to court, and
+the gentleman returned to his ship, and went to sea. However, they met
+again, and the result was, she became a mother. From her determination to
+keep her marriage secret, she retired for her accouchement to a secluded
+spot in Chelsea, where her child was born, and where it soon after died.
+
+It may easily be supposed, that the sudden disappearance of so conspicuous
+a person from the most conspicuous society, must have given rise to
+rumours and ridicule of every kind. She returned to court nevertheless,
+and constantly denying her marriage, fought it out with the effrontery
+which is so easily forgiven, in fashionable life, to youth, wit, and
+beauty.
+
+Yet she could not quite escape the flying shafts of wit herself. One day
+after her return, meeting the memorable Lord Chesterfield--"Think, my
+lord," said she, with an air of indignation, "to what lengths the
+scandalous chronicle will go, when it absolutely says that I have had
+twins." "My dear," said Lord Chesterfield, "I make it a rule never to
+believe above half what the world says."
+
+She now received the attentions of many suitors, extraordinary as the
+circumstance may be, when the mystery of her own conduct and the surmises
+of the public are considered; and, to make assurance doubly sure, she
+determined to extinguish all proof of her hasty marriage. Ascertaining
+that the clergyman who had married her was dead, she went to Lainston
+church, and contrived to carry away the entry of her marriage from the
+register. Some time after this, Miss Chudleigh (for she never would take
+her husband's name) married the Duke of Kingston. It was strongly asserted,
+though the circumstance is so dishonourable that it can scarcely be
+believed, that the silence of the real husband was purchased by the
+advance of a large sum of money from the pretended one. The marriage
+remained undisturbed until the death of the duke. She then came into
+possession of his very large disposable property, and traveled in great
+pomp to Rome; but the duke's nephew and heir, having his suspicious of the
+fact excited, commenced proceedings against the duchess for bigamy. She
+was tried before her peers in Westminster hall, and found guilty of the
+offence, in April 1776; but by claiming the privilege of peerage, she was
+discharged on payment of the usual fees.
+
+It is scarcely possible to believe that a man of the rank and profession
+of Lord Bristol, could have been base enough to connive at his wife's
+marriage with the Duke of Kingston. But there can be no question, that in
+the prevalent opinion of the time, he had even taken a large sum of money
+for the purpose. In one of Walpole's letters, subsequently to the trial,
+he says, "if the Pope expects his duchess back, he must create her one,
+for her peers have reduced her to a countess. Her folly and her obstinacy
+here appear in the full vigour, at least her faith in the ecclesiastical
+court, trusting to the infallibility of which she provoked this trial in
+the face of every sort of detection. The living witness of the first
+marriage, a register of it fabricated long after by herself, the widow of
+the clergyman who married her, many confidants to whom she had entrusted
+the secret, and even Hawkins, the surgeon, privy to the birth of the child,
+appeared against her. The Lords were tender, and would not probe the
+earl's collusion; but the ecclesiastical court, who so readily accepted
+their juggle, and sanctified the second match, were brought to shame--they
+care not if no reformation follows. The duchess, who could produce nothing
+else in her favour, tried the powers of oratory, and made a long oration,
+in which she cited the protection of her late mistress, the Princess of
+Wales. Her counsel would have curtailed this harangue; but she told them
+they might be good lawyers, but did not understand speaking to the
+passions. She concluded her rhetoric with a fit, and retired with rage
+when convicted of the bigamy."
+
+The charge to which Walpole alludes, was, that the earl had given her a
+bond for L.30,000 not to molest her; but as there was no proof, this gross
+charge certainly has no right to be implicitly received. Still it is
+unaccountable why he should have suffered her to have married the Duke of
+Kingston without any known remonstrance, and why he should have allowed
+her to retain the title of the duke's widow until the rightful heir
+instituted the proceedings. The earl died in 1779, within three years from
+the trial.
+
+Among the characters which pass through this magic-lantern, is Topham
+Beauclerk, so frequently mentioned, and mentioned with praise, in
+Boswell's _Johnson_. He seems to have been a man of great elegance of
+manner, and peculiarity of that happy talent of conversation whose wit
+seems to be spontaneous, and whose anecdotes, however _recherché_, seem to
+flow from the subject. "Every thing," remarked Johnson, "comes from
+Beauclerk so easily, that it appears to me that I labour when I say a good
+thing."
+
+Beauclerk was the only son of Lord Sydney Beauclerk, a son of Charles,
+first Duke of St Albans. He was educated at Trinity College, Oxford, and,
+from the moment of his entering fashionable life, was remarked for the
+elegance of manner, and the liveliness of conversation, which continued to
+be his distinctions to the close of his career. Unfortunately, the fashion
+of the time not only allowed, but seems to have almost required, an
+irregularity of life which would tarnish the character of any man in our
+more decorous day. His unfortunate intercourse with Viscountess
+Bolingbroke, better known by her subsequent name of Lady Diana Beauclerk,
+produced a divorce, and in two days after a marriage. She was the eldest
+daughter of Charles, the second Duke of Marlborough, and was in early life
+as distinguished for her beauty, as in later years she was for her wit.
+
+Johnson in his old age became acquainted with Topham Beauclerk, through
+their common friend, Langton, and even the sage and moralist acknowledged
+the captivation of his manners. "What a coalition!" said Garrick, when he
+heard of their acquaintance, "I shall have my old friend to bail out of
+the roundhouse." But whatever might be the elegance of his companion's
+laxity, Johnson did not hesitate to rebuke him. Beauclerk, like wits in
+general, had a propensity to satire, on which Johnson once took him to
+task in this rough style--"You never open your mouth but with the
+intention to give pain; and you have now given me pain, not from the power
+of what you have said, but from my seeing the intention." At another tine,
+applying to him that line of Pope's, slightly altered, he said--
+
+ 'Thy love of folly, and thy scorn of fools;'
+
+everything you do shows the one, and every thing you say the other."
+
+Another rather less intelligible rebuke occurred in his saying, "Thy body
+is all vice and thy mind all virtue." As the actions of the body proceed
+from the mind, it is difficult to conceive how the one can be impure
+without the other. At least Beauclerk did not appear to relish the
+distinction, and he was angry at the phrase. However, Johnson's attempt to
+appease him was a curious specimen of his magniloquence. "Nay, sir,
+Alexander the Great, marching in triumph into Babylon, could not have
+desired to have had more said to him."
+
+Topham Beauclerk had two daughters by Lady Diana, one of whom became Lady
+Pembroke. He died at his house in Great Russell Street, then a place of
+fashion, in 1780, in his 41st year.
+
+Selwyn's seat, Matson, in Gloucestershire, received some pretty historical
+reminiscences. One of Walpole's letters to Bentley, thus speaks of a visit
+to his friend's villa in the autumn of 1753.
+
+"I staid two days at George Selwyn's house, which lies on Robin Hood's
+hill. It is lofty enough for an Alp, yet is a mountain of turf to the very
+top, has woods scattered all over it, springs that long to be cascades in
+twenty places; and from the summits it beats even Sir George Littleton's
+views, by having the city of Gloucester at its foot, and the Severn
+widening to the horizon. The house is small but neat; King Charles (the
+First,) lay here at the siege, and the Duke of York, with typical fury,
+hacked and hewed the windows of his chamber, as a memorandum of his being
+there. The fact however being, that both the princes, Charles and James,
+who were then mere boys, remained at Matson--a circumstance frequently
+mentioned to Selwyn's grandfather by James II., observing:--'My brother
+and I were generally shut up in a chamber on the second floor during the
+day, where you will find that we have left the marks of our confinement
+inscribed with our knives on the ledges of all the windows."'
+
+The house must have been quite a treasure to Walpole, for he found in it a
+good picture of the famous Earl of Leicester, which he had given to Sir
+Francis Walsingham; and what makes it very curious, Walpole observes his
+age is marked on it fifty-four, in 1752. "I had never been able to
+discover before in what year he was born, and here is the very flower-pot
+and counterfeit association for which Bishop Sprat was taken up, and the
+Duke of Marlborough sent to the Tower."
+
+It is, however, by no means clear, that this was a "counterfeit
+association," though Walpole abandons his usual scepticism on all
+disputable points with such facility. The "association" was a plot to
+bring back that miserable blockhead and bigot, James II., said to be
+signed by Marlborough, the Bishop of Rochester, Lords Salisbury, Cornberry,
+and Sir Basil Firebrace. On the information of one Young, the draft of the
+plot was found in a flower-pot in the Bishop's house at Bromley. But
+fortunately the days of royal terror had passed by. The crown was strong
+enough to treat conspiracy with contempt, and the affair was suffered to
+fall into oblivion. Yet it is now so notorious that many of the highest
+persons in the state were tampering with the exiled family, that the plot
+is rendered sufficiently probable. There seems to have been some political
+infatuation connected with the name of the Stuarts. Though, excepting the
+bravery of Charles I. and the pleasantry of Charles II., they all were
+evidently the dullest, most mulish, and most repulsive of mankind; yet
+many brave men periled their lives to restore them, and many men of great
+distinction hazarded their safety to correspond with them. The "Stuart
+Correspondence" was less a breach of loyalty than a libel on the national
+understanding.
+
+On the whole, these volumes are interesting, in many parts--very much so.
+The editor has evidently done his best to illustrate and explain. But can
+he not discover any remnant of the letters of Selwyn himself? he might
+then remove the objection to his title, and please all readers together.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+NEWS FROM AN EXILED CONTRIBUTOR.
+
+
+ MELBOURNE, PORT PHILIP,
+ NEW SOUTH WALES, _July_ 1, 1843.
+
+ BELOVED AND REV. CHRISTOPHER,
+
+
+You have been pleased many times, in very decided terms, to express your
+ever-to-be-respected conviction that I should eventually come to something;
+haply to the woolsack--possibly to the gallows; from which prophetic
+sentiment, I have naturally inferred that my genius was rare, and that
+your eagle eye had discovered it.
+
+Before my letter reaches your generous shores, twelve months will have
+elapsed, most reverend Christopher, since we parted in the Hibernian city.
+Then we were as near to one another as firmly grasped hands could render
+us; now sixteen thousand miles effectually divide us; and whilst I sit
+silently wishing you ages of health and mortal happiness, the mercury of
+my thermometer stands lazily at freezing point, whereas your own sprightly
+quicksilver rushes up to 92. All things tell me of our separation. We
+sailed, as you will find by referring to your pocket-book--for you made a
+memorandum at the time--on the 14th day of November last from Cork;
+sighted Madeira--about thirty miles abreast--in eight days, and out of
+sight of it on the 22d. A fine fair wind was sent to us, and we crossed
+the Line, all well, on the 14th of December; then steering pretty far to
+westward, we luckily caught the trade-wind, and rounded the Cape in a good
+gale on the 15th of January. And here it came on to blow right earnestly;
+but we kept the gale for about eight days on our larboard quarter, and we
+scudded on our course at a fearful rate. Our mizen mast was carried
+away--both our mainsails split--and we smashed a few spars, and lost some
+running gear; nothing more serious happened, save the loss of as fine a
+young fellow as ever trode shoe-leather--a seaman. He was caught sharply
+by one of the ropes that gave way, and it carried him overboard like a
+feather. We saw him drop--the sea was running mountains high--we could
+render him no assistance; and he perished under our very eyes. The wind,
+fortunately for us, continued on either quarter of our ship; and it is a
+remarkable fact, and deserving of notice, that, during the whole of our
+voyage, we had occasion only _to put the ship about_ TWICE. We cast anchor
+in Hobson's Bay, Port Philip on the morning of the 21st of February,
+having made our voyage in the short space of ninety-nine days, and the
+land within a quarter of an hour of the captain's reckoning. The events of
+the passage may be given _paucis verbis_. We had nine _accouchements_ in
+the steerage amongst the emigrants, some of them premature from violent
+sea-sickness, and seven deaths--all children.
+
+Our deaths, as I have said, were confined to the children. The adults kept
+free from fever; an astonishing fact, when the confinement and closeness of
+a steerage birth is taken into account. The voyage was agreeable. We were
+good friends in the cabin. The captain, a prudent, temperate man, took his
+three glasses of grog per diem, and no more; the first at noon, the second
+at dinner, the third and last at _"turn-in_." Your obedient servant, ever
+mindful of your strict injunctions, and of your eloquent discourse on
+sobriety and self-denial, and believing that he could not do better than
+regulate his watch according to the captain's chronometer, followed
+precisely the same rule. We maintained a glorious state of health after
+the first week; and if all future voyagers would do the same, let them
+neither eat nor drink aboard ship to the full extent of their appetites.
+This is simple advice, but I reckon it the first great secret which my
+nomadic experience enables me to put down for the benefit of my
+fellow-creatures; especially on board of a ship, _leave off with an
+appetite._ We passed our time--not having the fear of the Ancient Mariner
+before our eyes--in shooting albatrosses, Cape pigeons, and the like; in
+picking up a porpoise, a bonnitta, or a dolphin. Books, backgammon, and
+whist, filled up the measure of the day. _Mem_.--had we been favoured with
+less wind, we should have got more porpoises. We speared
+many--_first-raters_; but the speed at which we cut along, prevented our
+securing them.
+
+But we have cast anchor. The harbour of Hobson's Bay is a splendid inlet
+of the sea. The bay is very narrow at the entrance, but the moment you get
+past the Heads, it extends to a breadth of eight or ten miles, and to a
+length of twenty-two miles, from the mouth to the anchoring place. The
+land around the bay is flat and sandy, and covered with wood almost to the
+water's edge. The tree there resembles our common mountain fir: it is
+exactly like it in the bark; but it is called by the settlers, _the
+she-oak_. I reckon it to be the beef-tree, for it has its appearance when
+cut up, is hard, and takes a beautiful polish. Inland, this wood grows to
+a considerable height and thickness; but the principal part of the
+interior is thickly covered with the various species of the gum and
+peppermint trees, many of them of a singularly large growth: but more of
+the interior anon. Immediately opposite to the anchorage ground, there is
+a pretty little town called _Williamstown_, in which the water-police
+magistrate, an old seafaring gentleman, Captain ----, has his residence.
+The gallant captain has enough to do with the jolly tars, who invariably
+attempt to cut and run as soon as they have got here. A sailor
+misconducting himself on the voyage, has at least two months' reflection
+in the jail of Williamstown, commencing immediately upon his arrival. The
+news of this prison establishment will probably reach England before my
+letter. Should it be spoken of in your presence, say that it has been
+found absolutely necessary for the protection of shipmasters, and that an
+act was passed accordingly for its erection. _Gordon law_, so called after
+the first magistrate, is proverbial, and very summary. Every fellow found
+drunk gets two hours in the stocks, and he becomes sober there much sooner
+than if he had been simply fined five shillings.
+
+The town of Melbourne is beautifully situated on the face of a hill, in
+the hollow of which runs the noble river called the _Yarra-Yarra_, words
+which signify in the native language, _"flowing constantly."_ It is
+distinguished by its title from the large majority of rivers, which are
+nearly _still_, and which, after extending only for a mile or two, form at
+length a species of swamp. Such rivers are generally styled _lagoons_. The
+_Yarra-Yarra_ is navigable up to the town of Melbourne for ships of a
+large size--say 400 tons; but the seven miles of distance being circuitous,
+and the banks of sand at the mouth of the river occasionally shifting, the
+larger class of ships generally remain at the anchorage ground in the bay,
+and discharge by common lighters. At the present moment, from twenty to
+thirty very large ships are riding in the bay. A pretty little steamer
+plies three times a-day between the towns of Melbourne and
+Williamstown--price five shillings, up and down. Another steamer, "The Sea
+Horse," plies between Melbourne and Sydney once a fortnight; the passage
+is made in three days, and the fares £12 for cabin, £6 for steerage. The
+communication is a vast accommodation to this district. The steamer is in
+private hands, and did not answer at first; she now carries the mail, and
+promises to turn out a profitable _spec_. The coast is very dangerous, and
+at _every_ season of the year liable to very violent gales. Even in the
+bay the squalls are sudden, violent, and dangerous, and many lives are
+lost for want of proper precaution and care, on board of small boats. Only
+yesterday, my friend, Mr G----, and three men, were out in a pleasure boat;
+in five minutes they were swept off to leeward, the boat was upset, and
+they were all drowned.
+
+Melbourne is perhaps the most surprising place in her Majesty's dominions.
+Nothing, in the history of colonization, approaches her as regards the
+rapidity of advancement and extent. Six years ago there were not twenty
+British subjects on the spot, and at the present hour, Melbourne and its
+suburbs boast of a population of ten thousand souls. There are already
+built four splendid edifices for public worship--Episcopalians,
+Presbyterians, Wesleyans, and Independents, are provided for--and there is
+in addition a very large Roman Catholic chapel in the course of erection.
+There are three banks all doing excellently well--"The Australasian," "The
+Union Bank of Australia," and "Port Philip's Bank"--and there is yet a
+good field for another, under prudent management. The rate of discount is
+£10 per cent; and the interest given on deposit accounts £7 per cent. The
+common rate of interest, given with good mortgage security, is £20 per
+cent; and in some instances, where a little risk is taken, £25 and £30.
+Bills past due at the bank, are charged £12 per cent. A court of law (by
+act of Council) allows £8 per cent on all bills sued upon, with a
+discretionary power of extending the rate to £12 per cent, to cover any
+damage or loss sustained. There are two Club houses, a Royal Exchange, and
+some very large buildings for stores. A spacious new jail is building in a
+most commodious situation, and a public court house will soon follow; the
+one existing being but small and temporary. The new customhouse, which has
+been completed since my arrival is a fine building, and forms one side of
+the Market Square. In front of this, and about four hundred yards distant,
+stands the wharf. Melbourne rejoices likewise in its theatre, or, as it is
+called, "_pavilion_," which place of amusement, however, the governor does
+not think proper to license. His refusal is, I believe, very properly
+founded upon the questionable condition of the morals of the great body of
+the population. Two hours at the police-office any morning, afford a
+stranger a tolerably clear insight into this subject generally, and
+acquaint him particularly with the over-night deportment of the
+Melbournese. The police magistrate holds any thing but a sinecure. We have
+three newspapers in Melbourne, namely, _The Patriot_, _The Herald_, and
+_Gazette_, each published twice a-week; the first on Monday and Thursday,
+the second on Tuesday and Friday, the third on Wednesday and Saturday; so
+that we have a newspaper every day. The advertisements are numerous and
+varied in matter. I have heard upon good authority that the proprietor of
+any one of these journals draws at least £4000 to £5000 per annum from the
+profits of them. It is not difficult to account for these enormous gains.
+Every thing here is sold by auction, and the advertisements are in
+consequence more numerous than they would otherwise be. An auctioneer
+alone, in good business, will pay each of the papers about £1000 per annum
+for printing and advertising his numerous sales. We have a supreme court
+with a suitable establishment of officers. John Walpole Willis, Esq., was
+resident judge. He is now amongst you, for, by the slip which carries this
+letter, he starts for England, circumstances having occurred that render
+it necessary for him to vindicate in person a character which requires no
+vindication. The people of Melbourne part with the upright and learned
+judge with infinite regret, softened only by the certain hope they
+entertain of his immediate return. The resident judge holds civil courts
+as in England during the several terms, and criminal courts of general
+jail-delivery every month. The pleadings are conducted by barristers at
+law, who have been duly admitted in England, Ireland, Scotland, or Isle of
+Man. The agents or attorneys and solicitors are those duly admitted at
+Sydney, at courts of Westminster in England, High Courts in Ireland, and
+_writers to her Majesty's Signet in Scotland_. Others who may have served
+a regular apprenticeship of not less than five years to any such agent,
+after undergoing a necessary examination, are likewise suffered to
+practise as attorneys. The supreme court has been established about twelve
+months. Before that time all suits were carried on in Sydney. Conveyances
+of land may be prepared by any one, and, before professional men appeared
+amongst the settlers, there were some rare specimens of deeds in this
+branch of English law. Now they are of course better--and those to which I
+have adverted have fortunately paved the way for endless litigation. We
+have a sprinkling of military and mounted police; two very large steam
+mills for grinding flour and sawing timber; and in a word, all the
+concomitants of a large and flourishing city. I should, however, except
+the public streets. These are still unpaved, and consequently in wet
+weather, in some places, impassable, and in dry weather insufferably dusty.
+I have spoken of the sudden squalls which arise often in the Bay. Whilst
+one of these prevails, clouds of dust are carried from the streets so
+dense that you cannot see half a yard before you. If you are exposed to
+the whirlwind, and chance to wear clothes of a dark colour, you issue from
+it with the appearance of a man who has been confined in a mill for a week.
+A house of furniture well cleaned in the morning, looks at dinner-time as
+if it had been coated with dirt for a twelvemonth. Should there be a
+sudden mortality among the ladies of Port Philip, it will undoubtedly be
+occasioned by this warfare with the dirt, which is carried forward day
+after day without any prospect of retreat on either side.
+
+Having read thus far, you will very likely tap the floor impatiently with
+your foot, and say--if you have not said it already--"Well, but what is
+the fellow about himself?" Patience, gentle Christopher. I will tell you
+now. Upon my arrival with a pocket, as you are aware, not very
+inconveniently laden, I kept of course "my eye ahead" for any thing
+suitable in the farming way; sheep-stock or cattle. But it would not do.
+_Capital_ was required to get a sheep-station, and employment as an
+overseer, in consequence of the depression that existed in the markets
+_for all kinds of stock_, altogether hopeless. No man is idle here longer
+than he can help it, unless he have the wherewithal to look to; and there
+are fifty modes of gaining bread here, if a man will turn to them? What
+could a briefless barrister do better than throw himself upon the law? I
+smelled out the attorneys to begin with. The first with whom I came in
+contact was one Mr ----, from a northern county in England. He had been
+here only three years, and was already rattling about in his carriage. He
+arrived without a shoe to his foot, or a sixpence in his pocket. Another
+was my old and respected friend Mr ----, writer to the signet, of
+Edinburgh, who had been here about eighteen months, was living like a
+gentleman, and on the point of entering a fine new dwelling-house, which
+he had himself erected out of his own honourable gains. Upon him I waited,
+and from his kindness I obtained all the information I stood in need of;
+and not only this, but immediate profitable employment in his office,
+which, with his leave, I hold until something offers--whether I shall
+claim admission as attorney, solicitor, and proctor, as some have done
+before me, or resort to my old calling of advocate, is as yet an undecided
+question. I am now in the receipt of more than is necessary for
+subsistence, and I shall look before I leap. The rents of houses are
+extravagantly high. The poorest tradesmen pay fifteen shillings a-week for
+his small house--and he must pay it weekly; the better class of tradesmen
+pay twenty and twenty-five shillings, and the higher class from two to
+four pounds a-week; for a petty dwelling containing only three rooms and a
+kitchen. A small brick cottage held by a friend of mine, and consisting of
+sitting-room, bed-room, servant's room, and kitchen, is considered a great
+bargain at a hundred pounds per annum. The hours of business are limited
+with strictness to seven--_videlicit_, from nine in the morning until four
+P.M. You are your own master after four o'clock, and need fear no
+business-calls or interruptions. Whilst business, however, is going on,
+the excitement and bustle compel me to regard Cheapside on a Saturday
+afternoon, as a place of great quietness and an agreeable promenade.
+Fellows are riding as hard as they can tear from one end of the town to
+the other--cattle are driving to and fro--bullock-drays are crowding from
+the interior with wood--auctions are eternally at work--settlers are
+coming from their stations, or getting their provisions in. Tradesmen and
+mercantile men are hurry-skurrying with their orders. A vast amount of
+work is done up to four o'clock, and afterwards all is silence, and the
+place looks unlike nothing so much as itself; and yet, notwithstanding all
+this bustle, _money_ is altogether out of the question. From what exact
+cause or series of causes, I cannot tell you now--but the fact is certain
+that the mercantile community here is nearly _bankrupt_. There is a glut
+of goods, a superabundance of every thing in the market. It has been
+wrongfully supposed in England that every thing would sell here, and the
+consequence has been that an overflow of every kind of commodity has
+poured in upon us. The supply has doubled and trebled the demand. Upon the
+first establishment of these settlements the wants of the people were of
+course many, and their prices for stock were so good, and their
+speculations in land so profitable and bright, that they could afford the
+indulgence of a luxury, no matter what price was asked to purchase it. It
+is very different _now_. The staple commodity of this colony is wool. Well,
+so long as all the stations or sheep-runs continued unoccupied, and new
+settlers arrived, the price of sheep kept naturally very high; but every
+station that can command a due supply of water, is now in occupation, and
+consequently the demand for stock has ceased. Sheep, which three years ago
+sold for twenty-five and eighteen shillings, command now, for first
+quality, eight shillings and sixpence only; ordinary quality, six
+shillings; and middling as low as five shillings. For cash sale by
+sheriff-warrant, I have seen beautiful ewes, free from all disease--2000
+of them--sold for two and sixpence each! Cattle three years ago sold for
+ten, twelve, and sometimes fifteen pounds per head. At this moment they
+are so plentiful that I could purchase a drove of fat cattle, two to three
+hundred head--and some of them weighing eighty stone--for eight pounds a
+beast, and that on credit too by approved bill at four months' date. Such
+are a few of the reasons why a damper has come over the Port Philip market,
+reducing amongst other things the price of wages by nearly a third.
+Emigrants continue to pour in, and they stare and are grievously
+disappointed at the rate of wages, so very different to that which they
+expected. Twelve months since, a single labouring man got forty pounds per
+annum, with weekly rations of provisions; now with his rations, he
+receives only twenty-five, or at most thirty pounds per annum. Married men
+with young families will not be hired at any rate, for they are only
+burdens on a station. A good thorough-bred shepherd maintains his price.
+He is still in great demand, and may command from sixty to seventy pounds
+per annum, with rations, cow's milk, free hut, and a portion of produce of
+stock in addition to all, if he chooses to put his wages to that mode of
+profit. Women servants were formerly much wanted. They are now at a
+discount. The filthy drabs ejected from Ireland are scarcely worth their
+meat. I am proud to say it, and you should be proud to hear it, gentle
+Christopher, that a Scotch servant, male or female, is forty per cent
+above every other in value in this colony. Scotch servants get ahead in
+spite of every thing. The Scotch tradesmen have almost all of them made
+money; some abundantly. I have met many here from the North who brought
+nothing but their energy, moderation, and unconquerable perseverance with
+them, and they are affluent, and are becoming daily more so. Donald ----,
+who was a servant lad at home, and is now a respected and respectable man
+in Melbourne, is independent. He went first to Van Diemen's Land, and came
+here some three years ago. "And had you arrived," he said to me the other
+day, "at the same time, you might now have been moving home a prosperous
+gentleman." However, _nil desperandum_. There is still a fair opportunity
+for an industrious man, who above all things has resolution to be SOBER in
+his habits. The mischief with the labouring man has been, that having
+suddenly discovered his wages to be high in comparison with those he
+received in the mother country, he has considered himself entitled to have
+a proportionate extra amount of enjoyment at the public-house, where drink
+is very high. Good tradesmen would infallibly make money, but for this
+great failing. The bullock dray-drivers, certainly the best paid of all
+the working men, absolutely think nothing of coming from the Bush into
+Melbourne, with twenty or thirty pounds in their pocket, and spending
+every farthing of the sum--in _one night_--champagne to the mast-head. The
+innkeepers make fortunes rapidly. Shall I tell how much Boniface will draw
+in a week? No--for you will not believe me. Certainly as much as many an
+innkeeper in a country town would draw in twelve months. An innkeeper's
+license to Government is thirty pounds per annum. This entitles him to
+keep his house open from six in the morning until eleven o'clock at night;
+ten pounds more enables him to have open house during the night; and an
+additional ten pounds enables him to keep a billiard table. There are a
+great many houses with tables and a number of light houses; but, as I have
+hinted before, our police courts exhibit abominations, and a police court
+is a good criterion of the morals of a people. In the first formation and
+early beginnings of this colony, a man having sheep took up his abode in
+the interior, on any spot which he considered suitable and agreeable, and
+he was called a _squatter_. Now no individual may pasture sheep or cattle
+of any kind without receiving a license from Government, for which he pays
+ten pounds annually, and making a return every year of all his stock,
+servants, and increase--the license, by the way, not being available
+within three miles of Melbourne. The holder of such a license is called a
+_settler_. A settler is entitled to cut wood upon his own station or run,
+for firing for himself and servants; but if he cut it for sale--and we
+have no coal here--he pays, in addition to the ten pounds, three pounds
+more per annum for the permission so to do.
+
+You shall now receive a faithful account of the settling of a settler.
+Suppose him to have a station in the interior, or as it is invariably
+styled, "in the _Bush_." The distance is forty, fifty, or it may be eighty,
+miles from Melbourne, and the stock consists of from four to five thousand
+sheep, and from one to two hundred head of cattle. The settler, in all
+probability, has been accustomed in early life to good society, has been
+well educated and brought up. Living at his station he sees none but his
+own servants, his _chère amie_, (always a part of a settler's stock,) and
+perhaps a few black natives, not unfrequently hostile visitors. Business
+calls the settler to Melbourne; he puts up at his inn; any thing in the
+shape of society rejoices his heart, and forthwith he begins "the lark;"
+he dines out--gets fuddled, returns to his inn, finds a city friend or two
+waiting for him, treats them to champagne, of which, at ten shillings per
+bottle, they drink no end. Very well. His horse is in the stable at seven
+shillings and sixpence a-night, his own bill varies from six to eight
+pounds per diem, and at the end of a fortnight my settler is called upon
+to hand over a cheque upon his banker to the tune of a hundred pounds, or,
+if he has no bank-account, his promissory note at a very short date. Away
+starts the settler back to his solitude; he has given his bill, and he
+thinks no more about it; but the bill finds its way quickly into the hands
+of an attorney, and in eight days there is an execution out for recovery,
+with an addition of ten pounds already incurred in legal expenses. The
+sheriff's bailiff rides to the station and demands payment of the whole.
+He gets no money, but settler and bailiff return in company to Melbourne:
+a friend is applied to; he discounts a bill for the sum required. The
+attorney is paid the amount by the hands of the sheriff. The bill once
+more becomes due, and is once more dishonoured; expenses run up like
+wildfire. This time there is no escape, and a portion of the stock must be
+sold to avoid ruin--and it is sold sometimes at a fearful sacrifice. This
+is no insulated case. It is the history of nine-tenths of the thoughtless
+fellows who dwell away in the Bush. Such gentlemen at the present hour, in
+consequence of the depressed state of the stock market, are all but ruined.
+Any one of them, who twelve months since purchased his flock of two
+thousand sheep at eighteen or five-and-twenty shillings, can only reckon
+upon a fourth of the amount in value _now_. It is increase only that
+enables him to pay his servants, and he has as much off the wool as
+affords him the means of living. The sale of his wethers would not pay for
+the tear and wear of bullocks and drays; and if any profit does by any
+chance arise, it can be only from occasionally catching a few head of
+cattle, which, as they run wild in the woods, the settler can keep no
+account of, and only with difficulty secure when they come to a lagoon for
+water, where they are watched, because at one time or another they are
+certain to appear. Horses are very dear in Melbourne: a useless brute,
+which in England would be dear at ten pounds, sells here quickly for
+thirty; a good saddle horse will fetch a hundred, and I have seen some
+tolerable cart horses sold for fifty and sixty pounds. In a new colony,
+where almost all the draught is performed by bullocks, cart horses must
+realize a good price. The hire of a horse and cart in Melbourne is, one
+pound four shillings for the day.
+
+In addition to those above spoken of there is another class of settlers,
+who were the original stock-holders and land-purchasers in the district.
+They have large tracts of country in the Bush, and thousands of sheep and
+cattle on then, and all managed by servants and overseers. These
+proprietors live at the clubs in Melbourne and constitute what is here
+termed the _élite_ of society. A short time ago these gentlemen
+entertained the pleasing notion, that there was to be no termination to
+the increase and extent of their wealth; and one very young member of the
+society was heard to exclaim, in apparent agony at his excessive good
+fortune, "upon my soul, I am become most disgustingly rich." But mark the
+difference The _élite_ have been living in the most extravagant manner.
+They discounted bills at their own pleasure here at ten per cent; and
+knowing well that these bills would not be honoured at maturity, they sent
+them to London, and cashed them there: with the funds thus raised, they
+speculated in the buying of land and stock, hoping to get (as in many
+instances they did) at least eighty per cent profit by their transactions.
+But now stock has fallen to a trifle; bills are falling due, rushing back
+from England under protest--and the bubble bursts. The banks are drawing
+in their accommodation, and the _élite_, who were a short time back so
+disgustingly rich, are, whilst I write, most disgustingly poor. This is no
+imaginative statement; it is a sober fact. But I do not suppose that the
+present state of things will last long. Speculation and the rate of
+interest must come down. When the human body is disordered, it is a happy
+time for the doctor; when the body mercantile is diseased, it is the
+attorney's harvest time. If an attorney has any business at all, he must
+do well in Melbourne, for his fees are inordinately high. Protesting a
+bill is five-and-twenty shillings; noting, half-a-guinea; every letter
+demanding payment of account, if under twenty pounds, half-a-guinea; above
+twenty and under a hundred pounds, one guinea; above a hundred, two
+guineas. Every summons (a summons being a short printed form) before the
+supreme court, is charged six guineas; and the clients pay down at once,
+without any questions, too glad to do so, provided they can get rid of
+their temporary difficulties. Litigation is short and quick. Conveyancing
+is downright profit; a deed, however short, conveying a piece of land,
+however trifling, costs five guineas. There are no stamps, and the work is
+done in an hour. More valuable properties are conveyed by a deed generally
+charged nine guineas. My friend ---- has drawn twelve such deeds in his
+office in the course of one day; and with these eyes I have seen him earn
+six guineas in as many minutes, by appearing at the police-office when a
+dispute has arisen between a master and his servant. All quarrels of this
+kind are arranged at the police-office, when the amount of wages received
+by the servant does not exceed thirty pounds annually. An attorney with
+brains cannot fail to get ahead. He has only to use dispatch, and to begin
+and continue in one even and undeviating course. Our barristers are few in
+number. There are but four of then. There is still a glorious field for a
+barrister of talent, and especially if he be conversant with the nicer
+points of conveyancing. Any clever barrister up to the business and a good
+speaker, might rely upon making immediately at least a thousand a-year;
+the community are looking and waiting for such a man. A fellow with no
+capital and no profession had better not show his face in Melbourne. It is
+a thousand to one against him. Compared to his position that of a labourer
+is an enviable one; yet any respectable and intelligent man tolerably well
+educated, coming here with four or five hundred pounds in his pocket, may
+certainly, in a couple of years, and in twenty different ways, treble that
+capital. The best and most promising is the following:--Buy in any
+_growing_ part of the town of Melbourne, a small piece of town allotment.
+This will cost fifty pounds, upon this you may erect two small brick
+cottages, containing each two rooms and a kitchen, and well fitted for a
+respectable tradesman. Two hundred and forty pounds will build them up;
+thus the whole expense of cottages and ground is two hundred and ninety
+pounds at most. Each cottage will, for a moral certainty, let for one
+pound five shillings per week, and thus return you a clear rental of
+sixty-four pounds per annum, for the sum of one hundred and forty-four
+pounds laid out. Some capitalists are not long in discovering this mode of
+adding to their fortunes, and it is not surprising that such men, with
+ease, get speedily rich. Many individuals are personally known to me who
+arrived here with small means a few years back, and who are now receiving
+an income of fifteen hundred pounds a-year from houses, which they have
+raised upon their profits and by not slow degrees. Their returns are
+certain for, mark you, every tradesman pays his rent every Monday morning,
+there is no delay. If it be not paid the hour it is due, the landlord is
+empowered by law to send a bailiff to the house, to keep him there at an
+expense to the tenant of three shillings per day--and to request him, at
+the end of five days, to sell off the goods and chattels provided the
+demand is still unsatisfied. I know no better investment for capital, be
+it large or small, than that of which I speak. There are no taxes, no
+ground-rents, and the tenant is bound to keep his premises in repair. If a
+mistake has been made in the building of houses, it is because some have
+overshot the mark, and built dwellings that are _too large for the
+purposes required_; these large houses cost a large sum of money, and
+neither let readily nor nearly so high in proportion, as the smaller
+houses occupied by the working-classes.
+
+I am unable to give you an accurate notion of the general appearance of
+the country. Speaking in broad terms it is wooded, but not so densely as
+on the Sydney side, Van Diemen's Land, or New Zealand. The peculiar and
+beautiful feature of this country is the open plain which is found at
+every ten or twelve miles spreading itself over a surface not less than
+three miles in length and half the distance in breadth. It is as smooth as
+a lawn. A magnificent tree rears itself to a great height here and there
+upon the sward, on either side of which appears a natural park, the finest
+that taste could fashion or art could execute. Nature has done in fact
+what no art could accomplish. Gaze upon these grounds, and for a moment
+imagine that the enormous bullocks before you, with their fearful horns,
+are a gigantic herd of deer, and you have a sight that England, famous for
+her parks, shall in vain attempt to rival. But against this royal
+scene--set off a melancholy drawback, one which I fear may never be made
+good even by the ingenuity and indomitable energy of man. The land has an
+awful want of _spring water_. There are a few small holes, called lagoons,
+the remains of ancient rivers, met with now and then; and strange to say,
+one of such holes will be found to contain salt sea-water, whilst another,
+within a very few yards of it, has water quite fresh, or nearly so. In the
+former are found large seafish, such as cod, mullet, sea-carp, and a fish
+similar to our perch. I an speaking of holes discovered at a distance of a
+hundred and twenty miles from the sea, and having no visible communication
+with it. In several districts there are large rivers, but their course is
+uncertain, and it is impossible to say that any one river empties itself
+into the sea. Goulburn is a fine river, and ninety miles from this on the
+banks of that river, are found very large lobsters, and other shell-fish.
+To stand on an eminence, and to cast your eye down into the valley beyond
+and beneath you, is to have an enjoyment which the ardent lover of nature
+alone can appreciate. Far as the eye can look, there is uninterrupted
+harmony. Splendid plains covered with the fleecy tribe, and here and there
+(alas! only but _here_ and _there_) a speck of water, enough to vindicate
+nature from the charge of utter neglect--and no more. A glance thrown in
+another direction brings to your view an endless tract of country deprived
+even of these solitary specks, where the grass grows as high as your knee,
+and where no man dare take his flocks and herds for lack of the sweet
+element. If the surface of this land were blessed with spring water as
+England is, the wealth of this colony would surpass the calculation of any
+living man. As it is, who can tell the ultimate effect of this important
+deprivation? There are one or two stations, on which spring water has been
+discovered, but it is a rare discovery, and dearly prized. In Melbourne
+we have no water, but such as is carted by the water barrel carters from
+the river _Yarra-Yarra_. Every house has its barrel or hogshead for
+holding water. The _Yarra-Yarra_ water is brackish, and causes dysentery.
+The complaint is now prevailing. In many parts of the interior puddle
+holes are made, and water is thus secured from the heavy rain that falls
+in the early part of summer. Water saved in this manner never becomes
+putrid. The leaves of the gum-tree fall into the pool abundantly, and not
+only give to the water a very peculiar flavour, but preserve it from all
+putrefaction. This gum water is safest when boiled with a little tea, and
+drunk cold. Every settler in the Bush drinks water in no other way,
+and--for want of better things--he takes tea and fresh mutton at least
+three times a-day. His bread is a lump of flour and water rolled into a
+ball, and placed in hot ashes to bake. The loaf is called "_a damper_."
+The country, as far as I have seen it, bears evident marks of great
+volcanic change. You meet with a stone, round like a turnip, as hard as
+iron, like rusty iron in appearance, and on the outside honey-combed.
+There are large beds of it for miles. You then come to the flat country
+where the soil surpasses any thing you can conceive in richness, fit for
+any cultivation under heaven, and upwards of fifteen feet in depth. Before
+I quitted London, I heard that the climate of Australia was fine and
+equable, seldom varying, and well suited to a delicate constitution. I am
+satisfied that many consumptive persons _live_ here, who in Scotland would
+be carried off in a month. You seldom hear a person cough. In church I
+have listened in vain for a single _hoste_; no, not even before the
+commencement of a psalm do you find the _haughting_ and _clachering_ that
+are indispensable in England. All pipes are clear as bell. I noticed this
+as a phenomenon on my first arrival. We are now, as you would say, in the
+dead of winter; a strange announcement to a British ear in the month of
+July. The air is chill in the morning and evening, before sunrise and
+after sunset, but during the day the weather is as fine as on the finest
+September day in Scotland. Notwithstanding what I have said, I would not
+have you ground any theory upon my remarks as yet--or deceive Sir James
+Clark, and the rest of the medical gentlemen, who are looking on all sides
+of the world for a climate for their hopeless invalids. I have stated
+facts, but those which follow are no less authentic. On the 30th and 31st
+of December last, the thermometer at the observatory stood in the shade at
+70 deg. and 72 deg. noon. On the 1st of January at noon, and up to three
+o'clock, P.M., it stood in the shade at 92 deg. and 93 deg. On the 2d it
+rose to 95 deg. at noon, and fell at sunset, eight P.M., to 69 deg. In the
+middle of the foresaid month of December the thermometer was 86 deg. at
+breakfast time, and before dinner down to 63 deg. These memoranda, gained
+from undoubted sources, would show the climate--in summer at least--to be
+more variable than my reference proves it; yet I am told that even in
+summer time you hear of little sickness amongst grown up people. New
+comers suffer from dysentery, and children are attacked in the same way. I
+have had two visitations, from which I rallied in the course of four and
+twenty hours, with the aid of arrow root, port wine, and laudanum. A free
+use of vegetables is always dangerous to strangers, and they are obtained
+here in perfection. The weather is too hot for apples, pears, and
+gooseberries in the summer. Grapes and other English hot-house fruits come
+to delicious maturity in the open air. The melons are inconceivably
+exquisite, and grow, as they were wont in Paradise before the fall,
+without care or trouble spent upon them. The seed is put into the earth; a
+little water is given to it at that time, and the thing is done--"_c'est
+un fait accompli_." Potatoes grow at any season of the year, and
+cauliflowers and turnips spring up almost in a night like mushrooms. There
+are some five farms in cultivation around Melbourne, and the crops of
+wheat are very fair in quality but fall off in quantity. Thirty bushels
+per acre is considered a good crop. Oats grow too much to straw, and are
+generally cut in the slot blade, winnowed, and carted to Melbourne and
+sold for hay. Rye-grass hay does not answer, and clover is not more
+successful; but vetches have just been introduced on a small scale, and
+nothing yet grown has succeeded so well as green food for horses and cows.
+Hay of fine quality is brought from Van Diemen's Land, but it is very dear.
+A cart load of good oaten hay sells here for about forty-five shillings.
+Van Diemen's Land hay is at present eleven guineas per ton.
+
+The aboriginal natives of this colony are a very savage race, and all the
+efforts hitherto made by missionaries, protectors, and others, have never
+given promise or warrant of effectual civilization. The males are tall,
+and of fierce aspect; the skin and hair are exceedingly black--the latter
+very smooth. In many instances, the features are striking and good. The
+women are slender, and during the summer, naked; in winter, the females in
+the immediate neighbourhood procure clothes from the inhabitants of
+Melbourne, and cut, as you may suppose, a very original figure. Nothing
+will induce the natives to work. They live in the Bush, and the bark of a
+large tree forms their habitation. There are three distinct tribes around
+us in a circuit of about a hundred miles, and the difference of features
+amongst these tribes is easily observed. The three tribes speak three
+different languages unintelligible to one another. They meet at different
+periods of the year, and hold what they term a "_corroborice_,"--that
+is--a dance. Their bodies on these occasions are covered with oil, red
+paint, and green leaves. I have seen two hundred at a meeting, but they
+assemble double that number at times. The festival concludes in pitched
+battle. There is a grand fight with clubs, or arrows and spears. Three or
+four are generally killed in the onslaught, and as many of the survivors
+as are fortunate enough to get a bite, feast upon the fat of the victims'
+hearts. This fat is their richest dainty. Those who are able to form an
+opinion on the subject, pronounce the aborigines of this colony to be
+_cannibals_. Many of their children disappear, and it is generally
+supposed that they are devoured by their friends and acquaintances. In
+many districts of the interior, the blacks have lately committed many
+depredations amongst the sheep, and many of the devils are shot without
+judge or jury. Two natives are now in the jail of Melbourne under sentence
+of death, for committing a dreadful murder upon two sailors who were cast
+ashore from a whaler. These savages had been for thirteen years under the
+instruction of a protector and others. They belonged originally to Van
+Diemen's Land, but migrated to a part of this colony called Portland Bay.
+They spoke English quite well, yet, notwithstanding all their advantages,
+they perpetrated this cruel and cold-blooded murder, and then cunningly
+hid the bodies in the ground. They were detected by the merest chance, in
+consequence of their having in possession of a few articles which had
+formerly belonged to the unhappy mariners. None of the natives is allowed
+to carry fire-arms, and a heavy fine is inflicted upon any individual who
+is known to give them spirits. They are passionately fond of spirits, and
+next to these of _loaf bread_. The females are called by the males
+"_Loubras_," and the males are designated "_Coolies_." There is not
+promiscuous cohabitation. When a _Coolie_ reaches the age of twenty-one,
+he is allowed to choose his own "_Loubra_." Every male who then takes
+unto himself a helpmate, loses a front tooth, which is knocked out of him.
+The natives generally tattoo their arms and breasts, but not their faces;
+many carry a long white wooden pin, or a feather, pierced through the thin
+part of the nose; and they all twist kangaroo teeth and the bones of
+fishes more or less in their hair. Every thing small and diminutive they
+call "_Pickaninnie_," and any thing very good, "_Merri jig_." Their
+language is a queer, rattling, hard-sounding gibberish, incomprehensible
+to most people; they speak as fast as possible, laugh immoderately at
+trifles, and are excellent mimics. Their own children they stile
+"_Pickaninnies_."
+
+From all that I have seen, I do not hesitate to say, that this country
+will prove a splendid field for future generations. At the present time,
+no man should venture here who is unprepared for many privations and a
+numerous list of annoyances. The common necessaries of life he will
+certainly find, but none of his ancient and English luxuries. Society is,
+as you may guess, very limited. You may acknowledge an _acquaintance_ with
+any one, without committing yourself. To say that you know a man
+intimately is hazardous; I mean--a man whose friendship you have
+cultivated only since your arrival. There are many whom you have known at
+home, and whose friendship it is a pride and a pleasure to renew in your
+exile. But, as a general rule, "_keep yourself to yourself_" is a
+serviceable adage. If it be attended to--_well_. If it be neglected--you
+run your head against a stone in less than no time.
+
+If any man have a competency, let him not travel hither to _enjoy_ it. If
+he has a little money, and desires with a little trouble and inconvenience
+to double his capital in the shortest possible space of time--let him come
+out, and fearlessly. Living is cheap enough as far as the essentials are
+concerned. Butcher meat, not surpassed in any part of England, Scotland,
+or Ireland, is to be had at twopence per pound; the fine four pound loaf
+for sixpence halfpenny; brown sugar, fourpence; white, sixpence; candles,
+sixpence per pound; tea, the finest, three shillings the pound; fresh
+butter, one shilling and threepence per pound. Wild fowl in abundance.
+Vegetables are cheaper than in any part of England. Wines of moderate
+price, but not of good quality. Spirits first-rate, and every kind cheaper
+than in England, except whisky, which is seventeen and eighteen shillings
+per gallon; very old at twenty-one and twenty-two. The wine most wanted
+here is claret. A great deal of it is drunk during the summer, but the
+quality of it is bad. Fish are abundant in the river and pools, but the
+people will not trouble themselves to catch them. However, for
+eighteenpence or two shillings, you may get a good dish of mutteel, carp,
+or a small fish called "flatties." I have never seen any of the salmon
+tribe, or any fish like a sea or river trout. Wild swans--both black and
+white--quails, snipes, cranes, and water-hens, are everywhere abundant,
+and in the Bush, the varieties of the parrot kind are out of number.
+Kangaroos, opossums, and flying-squirrels, are common near the town, and
+afford plenty of amusement to the sportsman. No game license required!
+_Sunday_ used to be the tradesman's day for shooting, and to a new comer
+the proceeding had a very queer appearance. By act of council, Sunday
+shooting is prohibited under a heavy penalty, which has been inflicted on
+several transgressors, but, like most laws, this is evaded. _Shooting_ is
+forbidden, but _hunting_ is not. Accordingly numerous parties sally forth
+on the Sabbath to _hunt_ the kangaroo. The dog used for the sport is a
+cross between a rough greyhound and a bull; but others follow in the pack.
+Every man, woman, and child, keeps a dog. Some families have eight or nine
+running over a house, and the natives have them without number. A few
+months ago these animals congregated so thickly in the streets, that the
+magistrates directed the police to shoot all that were not registered and
+had a collar with the owner's name; as many as fifty were killed in a
+morning. It costs nothing to feed a dog; the heads of bullocks and the
+heads and feet of sheep are either thrown away or given to any one who
+asks for them. The _bone manure system_, if brought into operation, would
+help to keep the streets from a bony nuisance. _Memorandum_: Let the next
+emigrant to this colony bring a good strong fox-hound bitch with him; he
+will find it to his advantage. A cross between her and a Newfoundland or
+large greyhound would do any thing. There are a couple of fox-hounds here,
+but no bitch. It would do your heart good to see the pace at which the
+fellows ride. Twenty miles on horseback they think about as much of as we
+do of five. There is nothing to obstruct the animals; they are not even
+shod, and they fly over the smooth sward. A hundred and twenty miles is
+reckoned a journey of a day and a half. A dray, with eight, ten, or twelve
+bullocks in it, according, to load, will travel thirty miles a-day. When
+the folks travel, they take no shelter in a house or hut for the night.
+When night approaches, they alight, and tie their horses to a stump; they
+draw down some of the thick branches of the gum-tree, and peel off the
+bark of a large tree, kindle a fire with a match, or, for want of this,
+rubbing two sticks together, get up a blaze, and fall to sleep beside it.
+If the traveller be accompanied by a dray, the tarpauling, is drawn round,
+and he sleeps beneath it.
+
+Not amongst the least of the annoyances found here are the ants. There are
+three species of the insect, and they are all very large. Many of them are
+an inch long, and they bite confoundedly. A hand bitten by some of the
+monsters will swell to the size of a man's head. Along the coast, and in
+every house, smaller ants prevail, and fleas innumerable. The number of
+the latter, which you shall find upon your blanket any day of the year, is
+literally not to be computed. No house is free from this little disturber,
+who spares neither age nor sex. I have stood upon the sea beach adorned
+with white trousers, which in less than ten minutes have been covered with
+hundreds of the vermin. It is an easy transition from the trousers to the
+inner legs. But this is nothing when you are used to it. The _grey horse_
+won't live in the colony. So it is said; at all events none are seen; and
+I am very sure that every emigrant ship brings its fair stock. It is a
+wise ordination that forbids _their_ settling. The _mawk_ fly is
+indigenous, and thrives wonderfully, as you shall hear. This fly is very
+like our British bluebottle, with a somewhat greener head, and a body
+entirely yellow. I have seen two _mawk_ flies strike (as it seemed) a
+joint of meat, just as it was removing from the spit, leaving their fly
+blows there. Before the joint had been ten minutes upon the table, small
+white mawks were moving upon the surface of the meat in considerable
+numbers. If by any chance these animals are suffered to accompany the meat
+to the safe or larder, in the course of twenty-four hours the small white
+mawks increase to the length of one-eighth of an inch, and are found
+crawling in hundreds and moving about, as you have observed the yellow
+flies buzzing over the old and rotten carcass of a horse that has been
+exposed for weeks. In the winter these creatures are, of course, less
+troublesome than in summer. Wire meat-covers are in constant use during
+the latter season.
+
+Thus far had got in my epistle, when a torrent of ill news rushed in upon
+us, and compelled me to delay my scribble. I am sorry to say, that in
+addition to the account which I have already given of the depressed state
+of the markets, I must add some dismal intelligence. The markets are in a
+deplorable state, and so is the mercantile community in general. Every day
+there is a fresh bankruptcy, and the heaviest yet has just taken place. I
+cannot but believe that if more emigrant laborers come out just now, they
+must starve. Any man with ten or fifteen thousand pounds could buy half of
+the district for ready cash. The moneyed men are making fearful hauls as
+it is. Let emigration stop for a time, and the markets must look up again.
+At the present moment every thing is selling cheaper here than in England;
+men's wages are down to the ordinary English rate. So long as the banks
+afford seven per cent for deposits, moneyed men will lie in wait for
+bargains, and until such present themselves, will lock up the capital
+which at first was in circulation through the immense speculations in land
+and stock. The men who saw no end to speculation are gone and floored,
+every one of them. Will you believe that Messrs ---- sent out three
+thousand pounds worth of brandy to Sydney, and so glutted the market that
+part of the cargo was bought low enough to make it a good spec to reship
+it for England. Such is the fact. There never was a better moment than the
+present for a _hit_ in land--sheep are at so low a figure, and settlers so
+hard run. The former I still believe will gradually rise; for, on the
+Sydney side, the process of boiling down sheep for the sake of the tallow,
+has commenced, and if it succeed, as I believe it will, the standard value
+of a sheep will be fixed at something like eight shillings. So much for
+the fleece and skin, so much for the bones, so much for the kidney fat,
+and so much for the tallow or fat recovered by boiling the carcass. The
+great object of this colony must be to increase the export produce, and to
+bring capital in its place. Wool no doubt is, and will prove to be, the
+staple commodity; and in time, the settlers will pay more attention to the
+getting up of it, and to the packing. But above all they must speedily rid
+themselves of their bloodsuckers, a set of men who charge enormous
+commissions for anticipated sales, and what not, amounting to thirty and
+forty per cent; a sum that is nothing short of utter ruin to a poor fellow
+who has nothing but his wool to depend upon. Had Judge Willis remained
+amongst us, he would have rooted out whole nests of these hornets. I have
+no fear of the ultimate success of the colonist, if they will but be
+faithful to themselves. They have a splendid country, and its capabilities
+are now only beginning to be known. Before the end of the present year,
+our exports will consist of wool, bark, tallow, gum, hides, furs, and last,
+although not least, the finest cured beef in the world. If the latter
+article of produce is acknowledged as it deserves to be, and finds and
+establishes an _eastern_ market, nothing will prevent the colony from
+rising to importance. As far as price is concerned, we can compete with
+any country in the world. We have no politics in Port Philip. The
+community are far better employed in attending to their commercial affairs.
+Let them but persevere honestly and prudently in their course, and they
+must do well.
+
+And so much for my first epistle, honoured Christopher. If it afford you
+amusement, you shall hear from me again. I have spoken the truth, and have
+writ down simple facts. As such, receive them, and communicate them to
+your neighbours. And now, with affectionate remembrances to yourself and
+all enquiring friends,
+
+ Believe me,
+
+ Reverend Christopher,
+
+ Your grateful and attached,
+
+ JOHN WILLIAM.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE PROPHECY OF THE TWELVE TRIBES.
+
+ "And Jacob called into his sons, and said, Gather yourselves together,
+ that I may tell you _that_ which shall befall you in the last days.
+
+ "Gather yourselves together, and hear, ye sons of Jacob; and hearken
+ unto Israel your father."
+
+ --GENESIS, xlix. 1, 2, &c.
+
+
+ The Patriarch sat upon his bed--
+ His cheek was pale, his eye was dim;
+ Long years of woe had bow'd his head,
+ And feeble was the giant limb.
+ And his twelve mighty sons stood nigh,
+ In grief--to see their father die!
+
+ But, sudden as the thunder-roll,
+ A new-born spirit fill'd his frame.
+ His fainting visage flash'd with soul,
+ His lip was touch'd with living flame;
+ And burst, with more than prophet fire,
+ The stream of Judgment, Love, and Ire.
+
+ "REUBEN,[6] thou spearhead in my side,
+ Thy father's first-born, and his shame;
+ Unstable as the rolling tide,
+ A blight has fall'n upon thy name.
+ Decay shall follow thee and thine.
+ Go, outcast of a hallow'd line!
+
+ "SIMEON and LEVI,[7] sons of blood
+ That still hangs heavy on the land;
+ Your flocks shall be the robber's food,
+ Your folds shall blaze beneath his brand.
+ In swamp and forest shall ye dwell.
+ Be scatter'd among Israel!
+
+ "JUDAH![8] All hail, thou priest, thou king!
+ The crown, the glory, shall be thine;
+ Thine, in the fight, the eagle's wing--
+ Thine, on the hill, the oil and wine.
+ Thou lion! nations shall turn pale
+ When swells thy roar upon the gale.
+
+ "Judah, my son, ascend the throne,
+ Till comes from heaven the unborn king--
+ The prophesied, the mighty one,
+ Whose heel shall crush the serpent's sting.
+ Till earth is paradise again,
+ And sin is dead, and death is slain!
+
+ "Wide as the surges, ZEBULON,[9]
+ Thy daring keel shall plough the sea;
+ Before thee sink proud Sidon's sun,
+ And strong Issachar toil for thee.
+ Thou, reaper of his corn and oil,
+ Lord of the giant and the soil!
+
+ "Whose banner flames in battle's van!
+ Whose mail is first in slaughter gored!
+ Thou, subtler than the serpent, DAN,[10]
+ Prince of the arrow and the sword.
+ Woe to the Syrian charioteer
+ When rings the rushing of thy spear!
+
+ "Crush'd to the earth by war and woe,
+ GAD,[11] shall the cup of bondage drain,
+ Till bold revenge shall give the blow
+ That pays the long arrear of pain.
+ Thy cup shall glow with tyrant-gore,
+ Thou be my Son--and man once more!
+
+ "Loved NAPHTALI,[12] thy snow-white hind
+ Shall bask beneath the rose and vine.
+ Proud ASHER, to the mountain wild
+ Shall star-like blaze, thy battle-sign.
+ All bright to both, from birth to tomb,
+ The heavens all sunshine, earth all bloom!
+
+ "JOSEPH,[13] come near--my son, my son!
+ Egyptian prince, Egyptian sage,
+ Child of my first and best-loved one,
+ Great guardian of thy father's age.
+ Bring EPHRAIM and MANASSEH nigh,
+ And let me bless them ere I die.
+
+ "Hear me--Thou GOD of Israel!
+ Thou, who hast been his living shield,
+ In the red desert's lion-dell,
+ In Egypt's famine-stricken field,
+ In the dark dungeon's chilling stone,
+ In Pharaoh's chain--by Pharaoh's throne.
+
+ "My son, all blessings be on thee,
+ Be blest abroad, be blest at home;
+ Thy nation's strength--her living tree,
+ The well to which the thirsty come;
+ Blest be thy valley, blest thy hill,
+ Thy father's GOD be with thee still!
+
+ "Thou man of blood, thou man of might,
+ Thy soul shall ravin, BENJAMIN.[14]
+ Thou wolf by day, thou wolf by night,
+ Rushing through slaughter, spoil, and sin;
+ Thine eagle's beak and vulture's wing
+ Shall curse thy nation with a king!"
+
+ Then ceased the voice, and all was still:
+ The hand of death was on the frame;
+ Yet gave the heart one final thrill,
+ And breathed the dying lip one name.
+ "Sons, let me rest by Leah's side!"
+ He raised his brow to heaven--and died.
+
+HAVILAH.
+
+ [6] The privileges of the _first-born_ passed away from the tribe
+ of Reuben, and were divided among his brethren. The double portion
+ of the inheritance was given to Joseph--the priesthood to Levi--and
+ the sovereignty to Judah. The tribe never rose into national power,
+ and it was the first which was carried into captivity.
+
+ [7] The massacre of the Shechemites was the crime of the two
+ brothers. For a long period the tribe of Simeon was depressed; and
+ its position, on the verge of the Amalekites, always exposed it to
+ suffering. The Levites, though finally entrusted with the
+ priesthood, had no inheritance in Palestine: they dwelt scattered
+ among the tribes.
+
+ [8] The tribe of Judah was distinguished from the beginning of the
+ nation. It led the van in the march to Palestine. It was the first
+ appointed to expel the Canaanites. It gave the first judge, Othniel.
+ It was the tribe of David, and, most glorious of all titles, was
+ the _Tribe of our_ LORD.
+
+ [9] Zebulon was a maritime tribe, its location extending along the
+ sea-shore, and stretching to the borders of Sidon. The tribe of
+ Issachar were located in the country afterwards called Lower
+ Galilee; were chiefly tillers of the soil; were never distinguished
+ in the military or civil transactions of the nation, and, as they
+ dwelt among the Canaanites, seem to have habitually served them for
+ hire. Issachar is characterised as the "strong ass"--a drudge,
+ powerful but patient.
+
+ [10] The tribe of Dan were remarkable for the daring of their
+ exploits in war, and not less so for their stratagems. Their great
+ chieftain Samson, distinguished alike for strength and subtlety,
+ might be an emblem of their qualities and history.
+
+ [11] Gad; a tribe engaged in continual and memorable conflicts.
+
+ [12] Naphtali and Asher inhabited the most fertile portions of
+ Palestine.
+
+ [13] The two tribes Ephraim and Manasseh, descended from Joseph,
+ possessed the finest portion of the land, along both sides of the
+ Jordan. The united tribes numbered a larger population than any of
+ the rest. Besides Joshua, five of the twelve judges of Israel were
+ of the united tribes. In the formation of the kingdom of Israel, an
+ Ephraimite was the first king.
+
+ [14] The tribe of Benjamin was conspicuous for valour. But its
+ turbulence and ferocity wrought its fall, in the great battles
+ recorded in Judges xix. and xx. Saul was of this fierce tribe. It
+ was finally lost in that of Judah.
+
+ This great prophecy was delivered about three hundred years before
+ the conquest of Palestine.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+A BEWAILMENT FROM BATH;
+
+OR, POOR OLD MAIDS.
+
+
+Mr Editor!--You have a great name with our sex! CHRISTOPHER NORTH is, in
+our flowing cups--of Bohea--"freshly remembered." To you, therefore, as to
+the Sir Philip Sidney of modern Arcadia, do I address the voice of my
+bewailment. Not from any miserable coveting after the publicities of
+printing. All I implore of you is, a punch of your crutch into the very
+heart of a matter involving the best interests of my sex!
+
+You, dear Mr Editor, who have your eyes garnished with Solomon's
+spectacles about you, cannot but have perceived on the parlour-tables and
+book-shelves of your fair friends--by whose firesides you are courted even
+as the good knight, and the _Spectator_, by the Lady Lizards of the days
+of Anne--a sudden inundation of tabby-bound volumes, addressed, in
+supergilt letters, to the "Wives of England"--the "Daughters of
+England"--the "Grandmothers of England." A few, arrayed in modest calf or
+embossed linen, address themselves to the sober latitudes of the manse or
+parsonage-house. Some treat, without _per_mission, of "Woman's
+Mission"--some, in defiance of custom, of her "Duties." From exuberant 4to,
+down to the fid-fad concentration of 12mo--from crown demy to diamond
+editions--no end to these chartered documentations of the sex! The women
+of this favoured kingdom of Queen Victoria, appear to have been
+unexpectedly weighed in the balance, and found wanting in morals and
+manners; or why this sudden emission of codes of morality?
+
+No one denies, indeed, that woman has, of late, ris' wonderfully in the
+market; or that the weaker sex is coming it amazingly strong. The sceptres
+of three of the first kingdoms in Europe are swayed by female hands. The
+first writer of young France is a woman. The first astronomer of young
+England, _idem_. Mrs Trollope played the Chesterfield and the deuce with
+the Yankees. Miss Martineau turned the head of the mighty Brougham.
+Mademoiselle d'Angeville ascended Mont Blanc, and Mademoiselle Rachel has
+replaced Corneille and Racine on their crumbling pedestals. I might waste
+hours of your precious time, sir, in perusing a list of the eminent women
+now competing with the rougher sex for the laurels of renown. But you know
+it all better than I can tell you. You have done honour due, in your time,
+to Joanna Baillie and Mrs Jamieson, to Caroline Southey and Miss Ferrier.
+You praised Mrs Butler when she deserved it; and probably esteem Mary
+Howitt, and Mary Mitford, and all the other Maries, at their just
+value--to say nothing of the Maria of Edgworthstown, so fairly worth them
+all. I make no doubt that you were even one of the first to do homage to
+the Swedish Richardson, Frederika Bremer; though, having sown your wild
+oats, you keep your own counsel anent novel reading.
+
+You will, therefore, probably sympathize in the general amazement, that,
+at a moment when the sex is signalizing itself from pole to pole--when a
+Grace Darling obtains the palm for intrepidity--when the Honourable Miss
+Grimston's _Prayer-Book_ is read in churches--when Mrs Fry, like hunger,
+eats through stone walls to call felons to repentance--when a king has
+descended from his throne, and a prince from royal highnesshood, to reward
+the virtues of the fair partners to whom they were unable to impart the
+rights of the blood-royal--when the fairest specimen of modern sculpture
+has been supplied by a female hand, and woman, in short, is at a premium
+throughout the universe, all this waste of sermonizing should have been
+thrown, like a wet blanket, over her shoulders!
+
+But this is not enough, dear Mr Editor. I wish to direct your attention
+towards an exclusive branch of the grievance. I have no doubt that, in
+your earlier years, instead of courting your fair friends, as Burns
+appears to have done, with copies of your own works, you used to present
+unto them the "_Legacy of Dr Gregory to his Daughters_"--or "_Mrs
+Chapone's Letters_," or Miss Bowdler's, or Mrs Trimmer's, appropriately
+bound and gilt; and thus apprized of the superabundance of prose provided
+for their edification, are prepared to feel, with me, that if they have
+not Mrs Barbauld and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded by the
+frippery tomes which load the counters of our bazars. _This_ perception
+has come of itself. If I could _only_ be fortunate enough to enlarge your
+scope of comprehension!
+
+Mr dear Mr Editor, I am what is called a lone woman. Shakspeare, through
+whose recklessness originate half the commonplaces of our land's language,
+thought proper to define such a condition as "SINGLE BLESSEDNESS"--though
+he aptly enough engrafts it on a thorn! For my part, I cannot enough
+admire the theory of certain modern poets, that an angel is an ethereal
+being, composed by the interunion in heaven, of two mortals who have been
+faithfully attached on earth--and as to "blessedness" being ever "single,"
+either in this world or the next, I do not believe a word about the matter!
+"Happiness," Lord Byron assures us, "was born a twin!"
+
+I do not mean to complain of my condition--far from it. But I wish to say,
+that since, from the small care taken by English parents to double the
+condition of their daughters, it is clear the state of "single blessedness"
+is of higher account in our own "favoured country" than in any other in
+Europe; it certainly behoves the guardians of the public weal to afford
+due protection and encouragement to spinsters.
+
+Every body knows that Great Britain is the very fatherland of old maids.
+In Catholic countries, the superfluous daughters of a family are disposed
+of in convents and _béguinages_, just as in Turkey and China they are,
+still more humanely, drowned. In certain provinces of the east, pigs are
+expressly kept, to be turned into the streets at daybreak, for the purpose
+of devouring the female infants exposed during the night--thus
+benevolently securing them from the after torments of single "blessedness."
+
+But a far nobler arrangement was made by that greatest of modern
+legislators, Napoleon--whose code entitles the daughters of a house to
+share, equally with sons, in its property and bequeathments; and in France,
+a woman with a dowery is as sure of courtship and marriage, as of death
+and burial. Nay, so much is marriage regarded among the French as the
+indispensable condition of the human species, that parents proceed as
+openly to the task of procuring a proper husband for their daughter, as of
+providing her with shoes and stockings. No false delicacy--no pitiful
+manoeuvres! The affair is treated like any other negotiation. It is a mere
+question of two and two making four, which enables two to make one. How
+far more honest than the angling and trickery of English
+match-making--which, by keeping men constantly on the defensive,
+predisposes them against attractions to which they might otherwise give
+way! However, as I said before, I do not wish to complain of my condition.
+
+I only consider it hard that the interests of the wives of England are to
+be exclusively studied, when the unfortunate females who lack the
+consolations of matronhood are in so far greater want of sustainment; and
+that all the theories of the perfectionizement of the fair sex now issuing
+from the press, should purport to instruct young ladies how to qualify
+themselves for wives, and wives how to qualify themselves for heaven; and
+not a word addressed, either in the way of exhortation, remonstrance, or
+applause, to the highly respectable order of the female community whose
+cause I have taken on myself to advocate. Have not the wives of England
+husbands to whisper wisdom into their ears? Why, then, are _they_ to be
+coaxed or lectured by tabby-bound volumes, while _we_ are left neglected
+in a corner? _Our_ earthly career, the Lord he knows, is far more
+trying--_our_ temptations as much greater, as our pleasures are less; and
+it is mortifying indeed to find our behavior a thing so little worth
+interference. We may conduct ourselves, it seems, as indecorously as we
+think proper, for any thing the united booksellers of the United Kingdom
+care to the contrary!
+
+Not that I very much wonder at literary men regarding the education of
+wives as a matter of moment. The worse halves of Socrates, Milton, Hooker,
+have been thorns in their sides, urging them into blasphemy against the
+sex. But is this a reason, I only ask you, for leaving, like an
+uncultivated waste, that holy army of martyrs, the spinsterhood of Great
+Britain?
+
+Mr Editor, act like a man! Speak up for us! Write up for us! Tell these
+little writers of little books, that however they may think to secure
+dinners and suppers to themselves, by currying favour with the rulers of
+the roast, _the greatest of all women have been_ SINGLE! Tell them of our
+Virgin Queen, Elizabeth--the patroness of their calling, the protectress
+of learning and learned men. Tell them of Joan of Arc, the conqueror of
+even English chivalry. Tell them of all the tender mercies of the _Soeurs
+de Charité_! Tell them that, from the throne to the hospital, the spinster,
+unharassed by the cares of private life, has been found most fruitful in
+public virtue.
+
+Then, perhaps, you will persuade them that we are worth our schooling; and
+the "Old Maids of England" may look forward to receive a tabby-bound
+manual of their duties, as well as its "Wives." I have really no patience
+with the selfish conceit of these married women, who fancy their
+well-doing of such importance. See how they were held by the
+ancients!--treated like beasts of burden, and denied the privilege of all
+mental accomplishment. When the Grecian matrons affected to weep over the
+slain, after some victory of Themistocles, the Athenian general bade them
+"dry their tears, and practise a single virtue in atonement of all their
+weaknesses." It was to their single women the philosophers of the portico
+addressed their lessons; not to the domestic drudges, whom they considered
+only worthy to inspect the distaffs of their slaves, and produce sons for
+the service of the country.
+
+In Bath, Brighton, and other spinster colonies of this island, the demand
+for such a work would be prodigious. The sale of canary-birds and poodles
+might suffer a temporary depression in consequence; but this is
+comparatively unimportant. Perhaps--who knows--so positive a recognition
+of our estate as a definite class of the community, might lead to the long
+desiderated establishment of a lay convent, somewhat similar to the
+_béguinages_ of Flanders, though less ostensibly subject to religious
+law--a convent where single gentlewomen might unite together in their
+meals and devotions, under the government of a code of laws set forth in
+their tabby-bound Koran.
+
+Methinks I see it--a modern temple of Vesta, without its tell-tale
+fires--square, rectangular, simple, airy, isolated--chaste as Diana and
+quiet as the grave--the frescoed walls commemorating the legend of Saint
+Ursula and her eleven thousand--the sacrifice of Jephtha's
+daughter--Elizabeth Carter translating Epictetus--Harriet Martineau
+revising the criminal code. In the hall, dear Editor, should hang the
+portrait of Christopher North--in that locality, appropriately, a Kit-cat!
+
+Ponder upon this! The distinction is worthy consideration. As the
+newspapers say, it is an "unprecedented opportunity for investment!" For
+the sole Helicon of the institution shall be--"Blackwood's Entire" its
+lady abbess--
+
+Your humble servant to command,
+(for the old maids of England,)
+
+ TABITHA GLUM.
+ _1st Jan. 1844.
+ Lansdowne, Bath._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MARSTON; OR, THE MEMOIRS OF A STATESMAN.
+
+PART VIII.
+
+ "Have I not in my time heard lions roar?
+ Have I not heard the sea, puft up with wind,
+ Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat?
+ Have I not heard great ordnance in the field,
+ And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies?
+ Have I not in the pitched battle heard
+ Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets clang?"
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+
+The action was a series of those grand manoeuvres in which the Prussians
+excelled all the other troops of Europe. From the spot on which I stood,
+the whole immense plain, to the foot of the defiles of Argonne, was
+visible; but the combat, or rather the succession of combats, was fought
+along the range of hills at the distance of some miles. These I could
+discover only by the roar of the guns, and by an occasional cloud of smoke
+rising among the trees. The chief Prussian force stood in columns in the
+plain below me, in dark masses, making an occasional movement in advance
+from time to time, or sending forth a mounted officer to the troops in
+action. Parks of artillery lay formed in the spaces between the columns,
+and the baggage, a much more various and curious sight than the troops,
+halting in the wide grounds of what seemed some noble mansion, had already
+begun to exhibit the appearance of a country fair. Excepting this busy
+part of the scene, few things struck me as less like what I had conceived
+of actual war, than the quietness of every thing before and around me. The
+columns might nearly as well have been streets of rock; and the engagement
+in front was so utterly lost to view in the forest, that, except for the
+occasional sound of the cannon, I might have looked upon the whole scene
+as the immense picture of a quiet Flemish holiday. The landscape was
+beautiful. Some showery nights had revived the verdure, of which France
+has so seldom to boast in autumn; and the green of the plain almost
+rivalled the delicious verdure of home. The chain of hills, extending for
+many a league, was covered with one of the most extensive forests of the
+kingdom. The colours of this vast mass of foliage were glowing in all the
+powerful hues of the declining year, and the clouds, which slowly
+descended upon the horizon, with all the tinges of the west burning
+through their folds, appeared scarcely more than a loftier portion of
+those sheets of gold and purple which shone along the crown of the hills.
+
+But while I lingered, gazing on the rich and tranquil luxury of the scene,
+almost forgetting that there was war in the world, I was suddenly recalled
+to a more substantial condition of that world by the sound of a trumpet,
+and the arrival of my troop, who had at length struggled up the hill,
+evidently surprised at finding me there, when the suttlers were in full
+employment within a few hundred yards below. Their petition was unanimous,
+to be allowed to refresh themselves and their horses at this rare
+opportunity; and their request, though respectful in its words, yet was so
+decisive in its tone, that to comply was fully as much my policy as my
+inclination. I mounted my horse, and proceeded, according to the humble
+"command" of my brave dragoons. This was a most popular movement--the men,
+the very horses, evidently rejoiced. The fatigue of our hard riding was
+past in a moment--the riders laughed and sang, the chargers snorted and
+pranced; and, when we trotted, huzzaing, into the baggage lines, half
+their motley crowd evidently conceived that some sovereign prince was come
+in fiery haste to make the campaign. We were received with all the
+applause that is given by the suttler to all arrivals with a full purse in
+the holsters, and a handsome valise, no matter from what source filled, on
+the croupe of the charger. But we had scarcely begun to taste the gifts
+that fortune had sent us in the shape of huge sausages and brown
+bread--the _luxuries!_ for which the soldier of Teutchland wooes the
+goddess of war--than we found ourselves ordered to move off the ground, by
+the peremptory mandate of a troop of the Royal Guard, who had followed our
+movement, more hungry, more thirsty, and more laced and epauleted than
+ourselves. The Hulans tossed their lances; and it had nearly been a
+business of cold steel, when their officer rode up, to demand the sword of
+the presumptuous mutineer who had thus daringly questioned his right to
+starve us. While I was deliberating for a moment between the shame of a
+forced retreat, and the awkwardness of taking the bull by the horns, in
+the shape of the King's Guard, I heard a loud laugh, and my name
+pronounced, or rather roared, in the broadest accents of Germany. My
+friend Varnhorst was the man. The indefatigable and good-humoured
+Varnhorst, who did every thing, and was every where, was shaking my hand
+with the honest grasp of his honest nature, and congratulating me on my
+return.
+
+"We have to do with a set of sharp fellow," said he, "in these French; a
+regiment of their light cavalry has somehow or other made its way between
+the columns of our infantry, and has been picking up stragglers last night.
+The duke, with whom you happen to have established a favouritism that
+would make you a chamberlain at the court of Brunswick, if you were not
+assassinated previously by the envy of the other chamberlains, or pinked
+by some lover of the "_dames d'honneur_," was beginning to be uneasy about
+you; and, as I had the peculiar good fortune of the Chevalier Marston's
+acquaintance, I was sent to pick him up if he had fallen in honourable
+combat in the plains of Champagne, or if any fragment of him were
+recoverable from the hands of the peasantry, to preserve it for the family
+mausoleum."
+
+I anxiously enquired the news of the army, and the progress of the great
+operation which was then going on.
+
+"We have beaten every thing before us for these three hours," was the
+answer. "The resistance in the plain was slight, for the French evidently
+intended to make their stand only in the forest. But the duke has pushed
+them strongly on the right flank; and, as you may perceive, the attack
+goes on in force." He pointed to the entrance of one of the defiles, where
+several columns were in movement, and where the smoke of the firing lay
+heavily above the trees. He then laid his watch on the table beside our
+champagne flask. "The time is come to execute another portion of my orders.
+What think you of following me, and seeing a little of the field."
+
+"Nothing could delight me more. I am perfectly at your service."
+
+"Then mount, and in five minutes I shall allow you one of the first
+officers in Europe, the Count Clairfait, he is a Walloon, 'tis true, and
+has the ill luck to be an Austrian brigadier besides, and, to finish his
+misfortune, has served only against the Turks. But for all that, if any
+man in the army now in the field is fit to succeed to the command, that
+man is the Count Clairfait. I only wish that he were a Prussian."
+
+"Has he had any thing to do in this campaign?"
+
+"Every thing that has been done. He has commanded the whole advance guard
+of the army; and let me whisper this in your ear--if his advice had been
+taken a week ago, we should by this time have been smoking our cigars in
+the Palais Royal."
+
+"I am impatient to be introduced to the Comte; let us mount and ride on."
+He looked at his watch again.
+
+"Not for ten minutes to come. If I made my appearance before him five
+minutes in advance of the time appointed by my orders, Clairfait would
+order me into arrest if I were his grandmother. He is the strictest
+disciplinarian between this and the North Pole."
+
+"A faultless monster himself, I presume."
+
+"Nearly so; he has but one fault--he is too fond of the sabre and bayonet.
+'Charge,' is his word of command. His school was among the Turks, and he
+fights _à la Turque_."
+
+"I should like him the better for it. That dash and daring is the very
+thing for success."
+
+"Ay, ay--edge and point are good things in their way. But they are the
+temptations of the general. Frederick's maxim was--The bullet for the
+infantry, the spur for the dragoon. The weight of fire is the true test of
+infantry, the rapidity of charge is the true test of cavalry. The business
+of a general is manoeuvring--to menace masses by greater masses, to throw
+the weight of an army on a flank, to pierce a centre while the flanks were
+forced to stand and see it beaten; these were Frederick's lessons to his
+staff: and if Clairfait shall go on, with his perpetual hand to hand work,
+those sharp Frenchmen will soon learn his trade, and perhaps pay him back
+in his own coin. But, Halt squadron. Dress--advance in parade order."
+
+While I was thus taking my first tuition in the art of heroes, we had rode
+through a deep ravine, from which, with some difficulty, we had struggled
+our way to a space of more level ground. Our disorder on reaching it,
+required all the count's ready skill to bring us into a condition fit for
+the eye of this formidable Austrian. But before we were complete, a group
+of mounted officers were seen coming from a column of glittering lances
+and sabres, resting on the distant verge of the plain. My friend
+pronounced the name of Clairfait, and I was introduced to the officer who
+was afterwards to play so distinguished a part in the gallant and
+melancholy history of the Flemish fields. I had pictured to myself the
+broad, plump face of the Walloon. I say a countenance, darkened probably
+by the sultry exposure of his southern campaigns, but of singular depth
+and power. It was impossible to doubt, that within the noble forehead
+before me, was lodged an intelligence of the first order. His manners were
+cold, yet not uncourteous, and to me he spoke with more than usual
+attention. But when he alluded to the proceedings of the day, and was
+informed by Varnhorst that the time appointed for his movement was come, I
+never saw a more rapid transition from the phlegm of the Netherlander to
+the vividness of the man of courage and genius. Waiting with his watch in
+his hand for the exact moment appointed in the brief despatch, it had no
+sooner arrived than the word was given, and his whole force, composed of
+Austrian light infantry and cavalry, moved forward. Nothing could be more
+regular than the march for the first half mile; but we then entered a
+portion of the forest, or rather its border, thinly scattered over an
+extent of broken country: to preserve the regularity of a movement along a
+high-road, soon began to be wholly impossible. The officers soon gave up
+the attempt in despair, and the troops enjoyed the disorder in the highest
+degree. The ground was so intersected with small trenches, cut by the
+foresters, that every half dozen yards presented a leap, and the clumps of
+bushes made it continually necessary to break the ranks. Wherever I looked,
+I now saw nothing but all the animation of an immense skirmish, the use of
+sabre and pistol alone excepted. Between two and three thousand cavalry,
+mounted on the finest horses of Austria and Turkey, galloping in all
+directions, some springing over the rivulets, some dashing through the
+thickets, all in the highest spirits, calling out to each other, laughing
+at each other's mishaps, their horses in as high spirits as themselves,
+bounding, rearing, neighing, springing like deer; trumpets sounding,
+standards tossing, officers commanding in tones of helpless authority, to
+which no one listened, and at which they themselves often laughed. The
+whole, like a vast school broke loose for a holiday; the most joyous,
+sportive, and certainly the most showy display that had ever caught my eye.
+The view strongly reminded me of some of the magnificent old hunting
+pieces by Snyders, the field sports of the Archduke Ferdinand, with the
+landscape and horses by Rubens and Jordaens: there we had every thing but
+the stag or the boar and the dogs. We had the noble trees, the rich deep
+glades, the sunny openings, the masses of green; and all crowded with life.
+But how infinitely superior in interest! No holiday sport, nor imperial
+pageant, but an army rushing into action; one of the great instruments of
+human power and human change called into energy. Thousands of bold lives
+about to be periled; a victory about to be achieved, which might fix the
+fate of Europe; or perhaps losses to be sustained which might cover the
+future generation with clouds; and all this is on the point of being done.
+No lazy interval to chill expectancy; within the day, within the hour, nay,
+within the next five hundred yards, the decisive moment might be come.
+
+Still we rushed on; the staff pausing from time to time to listen to the
+distant cannonade, and ascertain by its faintness or loudness, the
+progress of the attack which had been made on the great centre and right
+defiles of the forest. In one of these, while I had ridden up as near as
+the broken ground would suffer me, towards Count Clairfait, he made a
+gesture to me to look upwards, and I saw, almost for the first time, a
+smile on his countenance. I followed the gesture, and saw, what to me was
+the novelty of a huge shell, leisurely as it seemed, traversing the air.
+The Count and his staff immediately galloped in all directions; but I had
+not escaped a hundred yards, when the shell dropped into the spot where I
+had been standing, and burst with a tremendous explosion almost
+immediately on its touching the ground. The cavalry had dispersed and the
+explosion was, I believe, without injury. But this, at least, gave
+evidence that the enemy were not far off, and the eagerness of the troops
+was excited to the highest pitch: all pressed forward to the front, and
+their cries, in all the languages of the frontier of Europe, the voices of
+the officers, and the clangour of the bugles and trumpets became an
+absolute Babel, but an infinitely bold and joyous one. The yagers were now
+ordered to clear the way, and a thousand Tyrolese and Transylvanian
+sharpshooters rushed forward to line the border. A heavy firing commenced,
+and the order was given to halt the cavalry until the effect of the fire
+was produced. This was speedily done; the enemy, evidently in inferior
+force and unprepared for this attack, gave way, and the first squadrons
+which reached the open ground made a dash among them, and took the greater
+part prisoners.
+
+This whole day was full of splendid exhibitions. On reaching the edge of
+the wood, the first object below us as the succession of deep columns
+which I had seen some hours before, and which appeared to have been rooted
+to the ground ever since. But an aide-de-camp from the circle where the
+count stood, darted down on the plain, and, as if a flash of lightning had
+awoke them, all were instantly in motion. The columns on the right now
+made a sudden rush forward, and to my surprise, four or five strong
+brigades, which rapidly followed from the centre, took up their position.
+
+Varnhorst, who had been beside me during the whole day, now exhibited
+great delight. "I told you," said he, "that Clairfait would turn out well.
+I see that he has been taught in our school. Observe that manoeuvre;" he
+continued his comment with increasing force of gesture--"That was the
+Great Frederic's favourite, the oblique formation. The finest invention in
+tactics, with that he gained Rosbach, and beat the French and Austrians;
+with that he gained the battle of Breslau; and with that he gained the
+grand fight of Torgau, and finished the war. Yet the king always said that
+he had learned the manoeuvre from Epaminondas, and was only fighting the
+battle of Leuctra over again. But look there!" He pointed to a rising
+ground, a bluff of the forest ridge, to which a battalion of sharpshooters
+were hastening; it had seemed destitute of defence, and the sharpshooters
+were already beginning to scramble up its sides; when on the instant a
+large body of the enemy which had been covered by the forest, rushed upon
+its summit with a shout, and poured down a general volley. The whole
+Prussian line returned it by one tremendous discharge. The drums and
+trumpets struck up, the battalions and squadrons advanced, singing their
+national hymn. The skirmishers poured forward and the battle began. How
+shall I speak of what I felt at that moment; the sensation was
+indescribable! It was mingled of all feelings but personal. I was absorbed
+in that glorious roar, in that bold burst of human struggle, in all that
+was wild, ardent, and terrible in the power of man. I had not a thought of
+any thing but of the martial pomp and spirit-stilling grandeur of the
+scene before me. I was aroused from my contemplations by the loud laugh
+of my veteran friend; he was trying the benefit of a large brandy flask,
+which I remembered, and with some not very respectful opinion of his
+temperance, to have seen him place in one of his holsters at our visit to
+the suttlers. He now offered it to me. "You look wretchedly pale," said he;
+"our kind of life is too rough for you gentlemen _diplomats_, and you will
+find this glass right Nantz, the very best thing, if not the only good
+thing, that its country has to give." This took me down from my heroics at
+once, the brandy was first-rate, and I found myself restored to the level
+of the world at once, and infinitely the better for the operation. We now
+followed the advance of the troops. The leading columns had already forced
+their way into the entrance of the forest; but it was a forest of three
+leagues' depth and twice the number in length, a wooded province, and the
+way was fought foot by foot. It is only justice to the French to say, that
+they fought well--held the pass boldly--often charged our advance, and
+gave way only when they were on the point of being surrounded. But our
+superiority of discipline and numbers combined, did not suffer the success
+to be for a moment doubtful. Still, as we followed, the battle raged in
+the depths of the forest, already as dark as if night had come on--our
+only light the incessant illumination of the musketry, and the bursts of
+fire from the howitzers and guns.
+
+As we were standing on the last height at the entrance of the defile,
+"Look round," exclaimed Varnhorst, "and take your first lesson in our art,
+if you ever adopt the trade of soldiership. The Duke has outwitted the
+Frenchman. I suspected something of this sort in the morning, when I first
+heard his guns so far to the right. I allow that the enemy may be puzzled
+for a while who has five passes to defend, with half a dozen leagues
+between them, and a Prussian army in front ready to make him choose. He
+has evidently drawn off the strength of his troops to the Duke's point of
+attack, and has stripped the wing before us. Clairfait's mass has been
+thrown upon it, and the day is our own. Onward."
+
+The roads and the surrounding glades gave fearful evidence of the
+obstinacy of the struggle; but it also gave some curious evidence of the
+force of habit in making light of the troubles of life. The cavalry, which
+had been comparatively unemployed, from the nature of the service during
+the day, had taken advantage of the opportunity to consult their own
+comfort as much as possible. On the flank and rear of the infantry the
+troopers had taken the whole affair _en amateur_, and had lit their
+campfires, cooked their rations, handsomely augmented by the general
+spoliation of the hen-coops within many a league. Something like a fair
+was established round them by the suttlers; while the shells were actually
+falling and many a branch was shattered over their banquets by the shot
+which constantly whizzed through the trees. But, "_Vive la fortune!_" Even
+the sober Teuton and the rough son of the Bannat could enjoy the few
+moments that war gives to festivity, and what the next night or morning
+might bring was not suffered to disturb their sense of "schnapps," and
+their supper.
+
+The trampling of horses in our rear, and the galloping of the chasseurs of
+the ducal escort, now told us that the generalissimo was at hand. He rode
+up in high spirits, received our congratulations with princely courtesy,
+and bestowed praises on the troops, and especially on Clairfait, which
+made the count's dark features absolutely glow. The whole group rode
+together until we reached the open country. A decisive success had
+unquestionably been gained; and in war the first success is of proverbial
+importance. On this point, the duke laid peculiar weight on the few words
+which he could spare to me.
+
+"M. Marston," he observed, taking me cordially by the hand, "we are
+henceforth more than friends, we are camarades. We have been in the field
+together; and, with us Prussians, that is a tie for life."
+
+I made my acknowledgments for his highness's condescension. Business then
+took the lead.
+
+"You will now have a good despatch to transmit to our friends in England.
+The Count Clairfait has shown himself worthy of his reputation. I
+understand that the enemy's force consisted chiefly of the household
+troops of France; if so, we have beaten the best soldiers of the kingdom,
+and the rest can give us but little trouble. You will remark upon these
+points; and now for Paris."
+
+A cry, or rather a shout of assent from the circle of officers, echoed the
+words, and we all put spurs to our horses, and followed the _cortège_
+through the noble old groves. But before we reached its confines, the
+firing had wholly ceased, and the enemy were hurrying down the slope of
+the Argonne, and crossing in great disorder a plain which separated them
+from their main body. Our light troops and cavalry were dashing in pursuit,
+and prisoners were continually taken. From the spot where we halted, the
+light of the sinking day showed us the rapid breaking up of the fugitive
+column, the guns, one by one, left behind; the muskets thrown away; and
+the soldiers scattered, until our telescopes could discover scarcely more
+than a remnant reaching the protection of the distant hill.
+
+We supped that night on the green sward. The duke had invited his own
+staff, and that of Clairfait, to his tent, in honour of the day, and I
+never spent a gayer evening. His incomparable finish of manners, mingled
+with the cordiality which no man could more naturally assume when it was
+his pleasure, and his mixture of courtly pleasantry with the bold humour
+which campaigning, in some degree, teaches to every one, made him, if
+possible, more delightful, to my conception, than even in our first
+interview. Towards the close of the supper, which, like every thing else
+round him, was worthy of Sardanapalus, he addressed himself to me, and
+giving a most gracious personal opinion of what my "services had merited
+from the English minister," said that, "limited as his own means of
+rewarding zeal and ability might be, he begged of me to retain a slight
+memorial of his friendship, and of our day together on the heights of
+Argonne." Taking from the hand of Guiscard the riband and star of the
+"Order of Merit," the famous order instituted by the Great Frederic, he
+placed it round my neck, and proposed my health to the table as a "Knight
+of Prussia."
+
+This was a flattering distinction, and, if I could have had entire faith
+in all the complimentary language addressed to me by the sitters at that
+stately table, I should have had visions of very magnificent things. But
+there is no antidote to vanity equal to an empty purse. If I had been born
+to one of the leviathan fortunes of our peerage, I might possibly have
+imagined myself possessed of all the talents of mankind, and with all its
+distinctions waiting for my acceptance; but I never could forget the grave
+lesson that I was a younger son. I sat, like the Roman in his triumph,
+with the slave, to lecture him, behind. However, I had a more ample
+evidence of the sincerity with which those compliments were paid, in the
+higher degree of trust reposed in me from day to day.
+
+After the repast was ended, and the principal part of the guests had
+withdrawn, I was desired to wait for the communication of important
+intelligence--Guiscard and Varnhorst being the only officers of the staff
+who remained. A variety of papers, taken in the portfolio of one of the
+French generals who had fallen in the engagement of the day, were laid
+before us, and our little council proceeded to examine them. They were of
+a very various kind, and no bad epitome of the mind of a gallant and
+crackbrained coxcomb. Reflections on the conduct of the Allied armies, and
+conjectures on their future proceedings--both of so fantastic a kind, that
+the duke's gravity often gave way, and even the grim Guiscard sometimes
+wore a smile. Then came in a letter from some "_confrère_" in Paris, a
+tissue of gossip and grumbling, anecdotes of the irregularities of private
+life, and merciless abuse of the leaders of party. Interspersed with those
+were epistles of a more tender description; from which it appeared that
+the general's heart was as capacious as his ambition, and that he
+contrived to give his admiration to half a dozen of the _élite_ of
+Parisian beauty at a time. Varnhorst was delighted with this portion of
+the correspondence; even the presence of the duke could not prevent him
+from bursting into explosions of laughter; and he ended by imploring
+possession of the whole, as models of his future correspondence, in any
+emergency which compelled him to put pen to paper in matters of the sex.
+But nearly the last of the documents in the portfolio was one deserving of
+all attention. It was a statement of the measures which had been enjoined
+by the Republican government for raising the population in arms; and, as
+an appendix, the muster-roll of the various corps which were already on
+their way to join the army of Dumourier. The duke read this paper with a
+countenance from which all gaiety had vanished and handed it to Guiscard
+to read aloud.
+
+"What think you of that, gentlemen?" asked the duke, in his most
+deliberate tone.
+
+Varnhorst, in his usual unhesitating style, said--"It tells us only that
+we shall have some more fighting; but, as we are sure to beat them, the
+more the better. Your highness knows as well as any man alive, that the
+maxim of our great master was, 'Begin the war by fighting as many pitched
+battles as you can. Skirmishes teach discipline to the rabble; allow the
+higher orders time to escape, the government to tamper, and to encourage
+the resistance of all. Pitched battles are thunderbolts; they finish the
+business at once; and, like the thunderbolts, they appear to come from a
+source which defies resistance by man.'"
+
+"I think," said Guiscard, with his deep physiognomy still darkening, "that
+we lost, what is the most difficult of all things to recover--time."
+
+The duke bit his lip. "How was it to be helped, Guiscard? _You_ know the
+causes of the delay; they were many and stubborn."
+
+"Ay," was the reply, with an animation, which struck me with surprise, "as
+many as the blockheads in Berlin, and as stubborn as the rock under our
+feet, or the Aulic council."
+
+"Well," said the duke, turning to me, with his customary grace of
+manner--"What does our friend, the Englishman, say?"
+
+Of course, I made no pretence to giving a military opinion. I merely said,
+"That I had every reliance on the experienced conduct of his highness, and
+on the established bravery of his army."
+
+"The truth is, M. Marston, as Guiscard says, we _have_ lost time, though
+it is no fault of ours, and I observe, from these papers, that the enemy
+availed themselves of the delay, by bringing up strong corps from every
+point. Still, our duty lies plain before us; we _must_ advance, and rescue
+the unfortunate royal family--we _must_ tranquillize France, by
+overthrowing the rabble influence, which now threatens to subvert all law;
+and having done that, we may then retire, with the satisfaction of having
+fought without ambition, and been victorious without a wish for
+aggrandizement." After a pause, which none attempted to interrupt, he
+finished by saying--"I admit that our work is likely to become more
+difficult than I had supposed."
+
+Varnhorst's sanguine nature bore this with visible reluctance. "Pardon me,
+your highness, but my opinion is for instant action, whatever may happen.
+Let us but move to-morrow morning, and I promise you another battle of
+Rosbach within the next twelve hours." The idea was congenial to the
+gallantry of the duke; he smiled, and shook the bold speaker by the hand.
+
+"I see, by these lists," said Guiscard, as he slowly perused the returns,
+"that the troops with which we have been engaged to-day amounted to little
+more than twenty thousand men, under the new general, Dumourier. They
+fought badly, I think. I scarcely expected that they would have fought at
+all since the emigration of their officers. Sixteen or eighteen thousand
+men are already moving up from Flanders; a strong corps under my old
+acquaintance and countryman, Kellerman--and whatever he may be as an
+officer, a bolder and braver veteran does not exist--are coming, by forced
+marches, from the Rhine; the sea-coast towns are stripped of their
+garrisons, to supply a supplementary force; and I should not be surprised
+to find that we rather under, than over, calculated the force which will
+be in line against us within a week.
+
+"So be it!" exclaimed Varnhorst, "What are troops without discipline, and
+generals without science? Both made to be beaten. The fifty thousand
+Prussians with us would march through Europe. I am for the advance. That
+was a brilliant dash of Clairfait's this afternoon. Let us match it
+to-morrow morning."
+
+"It was admirable!" replied the duke, with the colour mounting to his
+cheek. "Any officer in Europe might envy the decision, the daring, and the
+success. His sagacity in discovering the weak point of the enemy's
+position, and his skill in its attack, deserve all praise. His flank
+movement _was_ perfectly admirable."
+
+"Well, we have only to try him again," exclaimed Varnhorst, with
+increasing animation. "We have turned the position, and taken a thousand
+prisoners and some guns. Our men are in high spirits; and, if I were in
+command of a corps to-morrow, my only countersign would be--'Paris.'"
+
+"Varnhorst," said the duke, "you have only anticipated my intention with
+regard to yourself. You shall have a command; the three brigades of
+Prussian grenadiers shall be given into your charge, and you shall operate
+on the flank. It is my wish to make our principal movement in that
+direction, and I _know_ you well."
+
+Varnhorst's gratitude almost denied him words; but his countenance spoke
+better than his tongue.
+
+One of those papers contained a detail of several projects by the leading
+members of the Assembly for the government of France. Guiscard, after
+bending his wise head over them, pronounced them all equally futile, and
+equally tending to democracy. The duke was of the opposite opinion, and
+after a glance at the papers, observed--"that he thought some of those
+schemes ingenious; but that they so closely resembled the ideas thrown out
+in Germany, under the patronage of the Emperor Joseph, as to deprive them
+of any strong claim to originality." "No," said he gaily, "I shall never
+believe that Frenchmen are changed, until I hear that there is no ballet
+in Paris; you might as well tell me, that the Swiss will abjure the money
+which makes a part of his distinction, as the Frenchman give up the laced
+coat, the powdered queue, and the order of St Louis at his buttonhole.
+Those things are the man, they are his mind, his senses, himself. He is a
+creation of monarchy--a clever, amusing, ingenious, and brave one; but
+rely upon my knowledge of human nature--if French nature be any thing of
+the kind--that Paris, a capital without balls, and a government without
+embroidery, will disgust him beyond all forgiveness. It is my opinion,
+that if democracy were formed to-morrow, it would be danced away in a week;
+or if every pedigree in France were burned in this evening's fire, you
+would have the Boulevards crowded with marquises and marchionesses before
+the month was over. Is my friend _un peu philosophe_?" He laughed at his
+own picture of a revolution, and his pleasantry of manner would have made
+his sentiments popular on any subject. Still, our long-headed friend,
+Guiscard, was not to be convinced.
+
+"I may have every contempt," said he, in a hurried tone, "for the
+shallowness of idlers and talkers attempting to mould men by theories; but
+the question whether France is to remain a monarchy or not, is one of the
+most pressing importance to your highness's operations. It is only in this
+practical sense that I should think of the topic at all. You have taken
+the frontier towns, and have beaten the frontier army. Thus, so far as the
+regular force of France is concerned, the war is at an end. But then comes
+the grand point. A country of thirty millions of people cannot be
+conquered, if they can but be roused to resist. All the troops of
+Europe--nay, perhaps all the princes of the earth--might perish before
+they fully conquered a country so large as France, with so powerful a
+population. This seems even to be one of the provisions of Providence
+against ambition, that an invasion of a populous country is the most
+difficult operation in the world, unless the people welcome the invader.
+It gives every ditch the character of a fortress, and every man the spirit
+of a soldier. I recollect no instance in European history, where an
+established kingdom was conquered by invasion. They all stand at this hour,
+as they stood a thousand years ago. In France, we found the people without
+leaders, without troops, and without experience in war; of course they
+have not resisted our hussars and guns. But they have not joined us. In
+any other country of Europe, we should have recruits crowding to ask for
+service. But the French farmer shuts up his house; the peasant flies; the
+citizen barricades his gates, and gives a cannon-shot for an answer. The
+whole land rejects us, if it dares not repel; and, if we conquer, we shall
+have to colonize."
+
+"Well, we must fight them into it," said Varnhorst.
+
+"Or leave them to fight themselves out of it," I observed--"my national
+prejudices not being favourable to reasoning at the point of the bayonet."
+
+"Or take the chances of the world, and float on wherever the surge carries
+us," laughed the duke.
+
+But Guiscard was still inflexible. His deep eye flashed with a light which
+I never could have looked for under those projecting brows. His cheek was
+visited by a tinge which argued a passionate interest in the subject; and,
+as he spoke, his tongue uttered a nervous and powerful eloquence, which
+showed that Guiscard was thrown among camps, while he might have figured
+in senates and councils. Of course, at this distance of time, I can offer
+but a faint memory of his bold and spontaneous wisdom.
+
+"I can see no result for France but democracy. This war is like no other
+since the fall of the Roman Empire. It is a war of the passions. What man
+can calculate the power of those untried elements? I implore your highness
+to consider with the deepest caution every step to be taken from this
+moment. Europe has no other commander whom it can place in a rank with
+yourself; and if you, at the head of the first army of Europe, shall find
+it necessary to retreat before the peasantry of France, it will form a
+disastrous era in the art of war, and a still more disastrous omen to
+every crowned head of Europe."
+
+The duke looked uneasy. But he merely said with a smile--"My dear Guiscard,
+we must keep these sentiments to ourselves in camp. You are a cosmopolite,
+and look on these things with too refined a speculation. Like myself, you
+have dined and supped with the Diderots and Raynals--pleasant people, no
+doubt, but dangerous advisers."
+
+"I have!" exclaimed his excited hearer; "and neither I, nor any other man,
+would have met them without admiring their talents. But I always looked on
+their _coterie_ as a sort of moral lunatics, the madder the more light
+they have."
+
+"Our question is simply one of fact," said the duke.
+
+"Yes, and of a fact on which the fate of Europe hinges at this moment! The
+monarchy of France is already cloven down. What wild shape of power is now
+to take up its fallen sword? The sovereignty of time, laws, and loyalty
+are in the grave, and the funeral rites will be bloody; but what hand is
+to make the ground of that grave firm enough to bear the foundations of a
+new throne?
+
+"The heels of our boots and the hoofs of our horses will trample it solid
+enough!" exclaimed Varnhorst.
+
+"The much stronger probability is," replied Guiscard, "that they will
+trample it into a mire so deep, that we may reckon the Allied powers
+fortunate if they can draw themselves out of it. France is revolutionized
+irrecoverably. Three things have been done within the last three months,
+any one of which would overthrow the strongest government on the Continent.
+By confiscating the property of the nobles, she has set the precedent for
+breaking down all property, thrown the prize into the hands of the
+populace, and thus, after corrupting them by the robbery, has bound them
+by the bribe. By destroying and banishing the persons of the nobility, she
+has done more than extinguish an antagonist to the mob--she has swept away
+a protector of the people. The provinces will henceforth be helpless;
+Paris will be the sovereign, and Paris itself will have the mob for its
+master. And by her third step, the ruin of the church, she has given the
+death-blow to the few and feeble feelings which acknowledged higher
+objects than those of the hour. The pressing point for us, is, how the
+Revolution will act upon the military spirit of the nation. The French nay
+succumb; but they make good soldiers, they are the only nation in Europe
+who have an actual fondness for war, who contemplate it as a pastime, and,
+in spite of all their defeats, regard it as their natural path to power."
+
+"But they fly before our squadrons," observed the duke.
+
+"Yes, as schoolboys fly before their master, until they are strong enough
+to rebel; or as the Indians fled before the lances and horses of Cortes,
+until they became accustomed to them. It would be infinitely wiser to
+leave the republicans to struggle with each other, than unite them by a
+national attack. Mobs, like the wolves, always fall upon the first wounded.
+The first faction that receives a blow in those campaigns of the Palais
+Royal, will have all the others tearing it to fragments. The custom will
+spread; every new drop of blood will let loose a torrent in retaliation;
+and when France has thus been drained of her fever, will be the time,
+either to restore her, or to paralyse for ever her power of disturbing the
+world."
+
+The sound of a gun from either flank of the army, reminded us that the
+hour of the evening hymn had come. It broke up our council. The
+incomparable harmony of so many thousand voices ascended into the air; and
+at the discharge of another gun, all was still once more. The night had
+now fallen, and the fatigues of the day made repose welcome. But the
+conversation of the last hour made me anxious to obtain all the knowledge
+of the actual state of the country, and the prospects of the campaign,
+which could be obtained from Guiscard. Varnhorst, full of a soldier's
+impetuosity, was gone to the quarters of his grenadiers, and was busy with
+hurried preparations for the morrow. The duke had retired, and, through
+the curtains of his tent, I could see the lamps by whose light his
+secretaries were in attendance, and with whom he would probably pass the
+greater part of the next twelve hours. With Guiscard I continued pacing up
+and down in front of our quarters, listening to the observations of a mind
+as richly stored, and as original, as I have ever met. He still persisted
+in his conviction, "that we had come at the wrong time, either too early
+or too late; _before_ the nation had grown weary of anarchy, and _after_
+they had triumphed over the throne. "The rebound," said he energetically,
+"will be terrible. Ten times our force would be thrown away in this war.
+The army may drive all things before its front; but it will be assailed in
+the rear, in the flanks--every where. It is like the lava which I have
+seen pour down from Etna into the sea. It drove the tide before it, and
+threw the water up in vapour; but they were too powerful for it after all.
+And there stands the lava fixed and cold, and there roll the surges once
+again, burying it from the sight of man."
+
+A sudden harmony of trumpets, from various points of the vast encampment,
+pierced the ear, and in another moment the whole line of the hills was
+crowned with flame. The signal for lighting the fires of the Austrian and
+Prussian outposts had been given, and the effect was almost magical. In
+this army all things were done with a regularity almost perfect. The
+trumpet spoke, and the answer was instantaneous. All comparisons are
+feeble to realities of this order--seen, too, while the heart of man is
+quickened to enjoy and wonder, and feels scarcely less than a new
+existence in the stirring events every where round him. The first
+comparison that struck me was the vague one of a shower of stars. The
+mountain pinnacles were in a blaze. The general fires of the bivouacs soon
+spread through the forest, and down the slopes of the hills, all round to
+the horizon.
+
+The night was fine, the air flowed refreshingly from the verdure of the
+immense woods, and the scent of the thyme and flowers of the heath,
+pressed by my foot, rose "wooingly on the air." All was calm and odorous.
+The flourish of the evening trumpets still continued to swell in the rich
+harmonies which German skill alone can breathe, and thoughts of the past
+and the future began to steal over my mind. I was once more in England,
+gazing on the splendid beauty of Clotilde; and imagining the thousand
+forms in which my weary fortunes must be shaped, before I dared offer her
+a share in my hopes of happiness. I saw Mariamne once more, with her smile
+reminding me of Shakspeare's exquisite picture--
+
+ "Oh, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful,
+ In the contempt and anger of that lip!"
+
+Then came a vision of my early home. The halls of Mortimer castle--the
+feebly surviving parent there, whom I still loved--the heartless and
+haughty brother--the pomp and pageantry to which he was born; while I was
+flung out into the wilderness, like the son of the handmaid, to perish, or,
+like him, escape only by a miracle. At that hour, perhaps, there were
+revels in the house of my fathers, while their descendant was wandering on
+a hill-side, in the midst of hostile armies, exposed to the chances of the
+conflict, and possibly only measuring with his pace the extent of his
+grave. But while I was thus sinking in heart, my hand, in making some
+unconscious gesture, struck the badge of Frederic's order on my bosom.
+What trifles change the current of human thoughts! That star threw more
+light over my darkness than the thousand constellations that studded the
+vault above my head. Success, honours, and public name, filled my mind. I
+saw all things, events, and persons through a brilliant haze of hope; and
+determining to follow fortune wherever she might lead me, abjured all
+thoughts of calamity in my unfriended, yet resolute career. Is it to
+consider the matter too curiously, to conceive that the laws of nature
+affect the mind? or that the spirit of man resembles an instrument, after
+all--an Aeolian harp, which owes all its pulses to the gusts that pass
+across its strings, and in which it simply depends upon the stronger or
+the feebler breeze, whether it shall smile with joyous and triumphant
+chords, or sink into throbs and sounds of sorrow?
+
+The galloping of horses roused me. It was Guiscard with an escort. "What!
+not in your bed yet?" was his hurried salutation. "So much the better; you
+will have a showy despatch to send to England to-night. Clairfait has just
+outdone himself. He found that the French were retreating, and he followed
+them without loss of time. His troops had been so dispersed by the service
+of the day, that he could collect but fifteen hundred hussars; and with
+these he gallantly set forth to pick up stragglers. His old acquaintance,
+Chazot, whom he had beaten the day before, was in command of a rearguard
+of ten thousand men. His fifteen hundred brave fellows were now exposed to
+ruin; and doubtless, if they had exhibited any show of retreating, they
+must have been ruined. But here Clairfait's _à la Turque_ style was
+exactly in place. He ordered that not a shot should be fired, but that the
+spur and sabre should do the business; and at once plunged into the mass
+of infantry, cavalry, and artillery. In five minutes the whole were put to
+the rout--guns, baggage, and ammunition taken; and the French
+general-in-chief as much stripped of his rearguard, as ever a peacock was
+plucked of his tail."
+
+"Will the duke follow up the blow?" was my enquiry.
+
+"Beyond doubt. I have just left him giving orders for the advancement of
+the whole line at daybreak; and unless M. Dumouier is remarkably on the
+alert, we shall have him supping in the camp within the next twenty-four
+hours. But you will have better intelligence from himself; for he bade me
+prepare you for meeting him, as he rides to the wing from which the march
+begins."
+
+"Excellent news! You and Varnhorst will be field-marshals before the
+campaign is over." His countenance changed.
+
+"No; my course unfortunately lies in a different direction. The duke has
+been so perplexed, by the delays continually forced upon him by the
+diplomacy of the Allied cabinets, that he has been more than once on the
+point of giving up the command. Clairfait's success, and the prospect of
+cutting off the retreat of the French, or of getting between them and
+Paris, have furnished him with new materials; and I am now on my way to
+Berlin, to put matters in the proper point of view. Farewell, Marston, I
+am sorry to lose you as a comrade; but we _must_ meet again--no laurels
+for _me_ now. The duke must not find me here; he will pass by within the
+next five minutes."
+
+The noble fellow sprang from his horse, and shook my hand with a fervour
+which I had not thought to be in his grave and lofty nature.
+
+"Farewell!" he uttered once more, and threw himself on his saddle, and was
+gone.
+
+I had scarcely lost the sound of his horse's hoofs, as they rattled up the
+stony ravine of the hill, when the sound of a strong body of cavalry
+announced the approach of the generalissimo. He soon rode up, and
+addressed me with his usual courtesy. "I really am afraid, Mr Marston,
+that you will think me in a conspiracy to prevent your enjoying a night's
+rest, for all our meetings, I think, have been at the 'witching hour!' But
+would you think it too much to mount your horse now, and ride with me,
+before you send your despatches to your cabinet? I must visit the troops
+of the left wing without delay; we can converse on the way."
+
+I was all obedience, a knight of Prussia, and therefore at his highness's
+service.
+
+"Well, well, I thought so. You English gentlemen are ready for every thing.
+In the mean time, while your horse is saddling, look over this letter.
+That was a gallant attempt of Clairfait's, and, if we had not been too far
+off to support him, we might have pounced upon the main body as
+effectually as he did upon the rear. Chazot has escaped, but one of M.
+Dumourier's aides-de-camp, a remarkably intelligent fellow, has been taken,
+and on him has been found the papers which I beg you to peruse."
+
+It was a letter from the commander-in-chief to the _Bureau de la Guerre_
+in Paris.
+
+"MONSIEUR LE MINISTRE,--I write this, after having been on horseback for
+eighteen hours. We must have reinforcements without a moment's delay, or
+we are lost--the honour of France is lost--France herself is lost. I have
+with me less than 20,000 men to defend the road to Paris against 100,000.
+The truth must be told--truth becomes a citizen. We have been beaten! I
+have been unable to hold the passes of Argonne, and the enemy's hussars
+are already scouring the country in my rear. I have sent order upon order
+to Kellerman, and all my answer is, that he is preparing to advance; but
+he has not stirred a step. I daresay, that he is playing trictrac at Metz
+this moment.
+
+"My march from the Argonne has been a bold manoeuvre, but it has cost us
+something. Chazot, to whom I entrusted the protection of the march, and to
+whom I had given the strictest orders to keep the enemy's light troops at
+a distance, has suffered himself to be entrapped by those experienced
+campaigners, and has lost men. Duval fought bravely at the head of his
+brigade, and Miranda narrowly escaped being taken, in a dashing attempt to
+save the park of artillery. He had a horse killed under him, and was taken
+from the field insensible. Macdonald, who takes this, will explain more.
+He is a promising officer--give him a step. In the mean time, send me
+every man that you can. _France is in danger_."
+
+"The object now," observed the duke, "will be, to press upon the enemy in
+his present state of disorder, until we shall either be enabled to force
+him to fight a pitched battle at a disadvantage, or strike in between him
+and the capital. And now forward!"
+
+I mounted, and we rode through the camp--the duke occasionally giving some
+order for the morning to the officers commanding the successive divisions,
+and conversing with me on the points in discussion between England and the
+Allies. He was evidently dissatisfied with continental politics.
+
+"The king and the emperor are both sincere; but that is more than I can
+always say for those about them. We have too many Italians, and even
+Frenchmen, at our German courts. They are republicans to a man; and, by
+consequence, every important measure is betrayed. I can perceive, in the
+manoeuvres of the enemy's general, that he must have been acquainted with
+my last despatch from Berlin; and, I am so thoroughly persuaded of the
+fact, that I mean to manoeuvre to-morrow on that conviction. The order
+from Berlin is, that I shall act upon his flanks. Within two hours after
+daylight I shall make a push for his centre; and, breaking through that,
+shall separate his wings, and crush them at my leisure. One would think,"
+said he, pausing, and looking round him with the exaltation of conscious
+power, "that the troops had overheard us, and already anticipated a
+victory."
+
+The sight from the knoll, where we drew our bridles, was certainly of the
+most striking kind. The fires, which at first I had seen glittering only
+on the mountain tops, were now blazing in all quarters; in the cleared
+spaces of the forest, on the heaths and in the ravines: the heaps of
+fagots gathered for the winter consumption of the cities, by woodmen of
+the district, were put in requisition, and the axes of the pioneers laid
+many a huge larch and elm on the blaze. Soldiers seldom think much of
+those who are to come after them; and the flames shot up among the
+thickets with the most unsparing brilliancy. Cheerfulness, too, prevailed;
+the sounds of laughter, and gay voices, and songs, arose on every side.
+The well-preserved game of this huge hunting-ground, the old vexation of
+the French peasant, now fell into hands which had no fear of the galleys
+for a shot at a wild boar, or bringing down a partridge. The fires
+exhibited many a substantial specimen of forest luxury in the act of
+preparation. No man enjoys rest and food like the soldier. A day's
+fighting and fasting gives a sense of delight to both, such as the man of
+cities can scarcely conceive. No epicure at his most _recherché_ board
+ever knew the true pleasure of the senses, equal to the campaigner
+stretched upon the grass, until his supper was ready, and then sitting
+down to it. I acknowledge, that to me that simple rest, and that simple
+meal, often gave a sense of enjoyment which I have never even conceived in
+the luxuries of higher life. The instantaneous sleep that followed; the
+night without a restless moment; the awaking with all my powers refreshed,
+and yet with as complete an unconsciousness of the hours past away, as if
+I had lain down but the moment before, and started from night into
+sunshine--all belong to the campaigner: he has his troubles, but his
+enjoyments are his own, exclusive, delicious, incomparable.
+
+An officer of the staff now rode up to make a report on some movement of
+the division intended to lead in the morning, and the duke gave me
+permission to retire. He galloped off in the direction of the column, and
+I slowly pursued my way to my quarters. Yet I could not resist many a halt,
+to gaze on the singular beauty of the bursts of flame which lighted the
+landscape. More than once, it reminded me of the famous Homeric
+description of the Trojan bivouac by the ships. All the images were the
+same, except that, for the sea, we had the endless meadows of Champagne,
+and, for the ships, the remote tents of the enemy. We had the fire, the
+exulting troops, the carouse, the picketed horses, the shouts and songs,
+the lustre of the autumnal sky, and the bold longings for victory and the
+dawn. Even in Pope's feeble translation, the scene is animated--
+
+ "The troops exulting sate in order round,
+ And beaming fires illumined all the ground."
+
+Then follows the famous simile of the moon, suddenly throwing its radiance
+over the obscure features of the landscape.
+
+But Homer, the poet of realities, soon returns to the true material--
+
+ "So many flames before proud Ilion blaze,
+ And lighten glimmering Xanthus with their rays,
+ A thousand piles the dusky horrors gild,
+ And shoot a shadowy lustre o'er the field.
+ Full fifty guards each flaming pile attend,
+ Whose umber'd arms by fits thick flashes send;
+ Loud neigh the coursers o'er their heaps of corn,
+ And ardent warriors wait the rising morn."
+
+I leave it to others to give the history of this campaign, one of the most
+memorable of Europe from its consequences--the tramp of that army roused
+the slumbering giant of France. If the Frenchman said of a battle, that it
+was like a ball-room, you see little beyond your opposite partner; he
+might have said of a campaign, that you scarcely see even so much. The
+largeness of the scale is beyond all personal observation. I can answer
+only for myself, that I was on horseback before daybreak, and marched in
+the midst of columns which had no more doubt of beating up the enemy's
+quarters than they had of eating their first meal. All were in the highest
+spirits; and the opinions of the staff, among whom the duke had assigned
+me a place, were so sanguine, that I felt some concern at their reaching
+the ear of the captive aide-de-camp. This induced me to draw him away
+gradually from the crowd. I found him lively, as his countrymen generally
+are, but exhibiting at once a strength of observation and a frankness of
+language which are more uncommon.
+
+"I admit," said he, "that you have beaten us; but this is the natural
+effect of your incomparable discipline. Our army is new, our general new,
+every thing new but our imprudence, in venturing to meet your 100,000 with
+our 25,000. Yet France is not beaten. In fact, you have not met the French
+up to this hour."
+
+"What!" I exclaimed in surprise; "of what nation are the troops which we
+have fought in the Argonne, and are now following through the high-road to
+Paris? The Duke of Brunswick will be amused by hearing that he has been
+wasting his cannon-shot on spectres."
+
+"Ah, you English," he replied with a broad laugh, which made me still more
+doubt his nation, "are such matter-of-fact people, that you require
+substance in every thing. But what are the troops of France? Brave fellows
+enough, but not one of them has ever seen a shot fired in his life; even
+the few battalions which we had in America saw nothing but hedge-firing.
+The men before you have never seen more service than they could find in a
+cabaret, or hunting a highwayman. Some of them, I admit, have served their
+King in the shape of shouldering their muskets at his palace gates in
+Versailles, or marching in a procession of cardinals and confessors to
+Notre-Dame. My astonishment is, that at the first shot they did not all
+run to their soup, and at the second leave their muskets to take care of
+themselves. But they are brave; and, if they once learn to fight, the
+pupils will beat the master."
+
+"You are a philosopher, Monsieur, but, I hope, no prophet. I think I
+observe in you something of our English blood after all. You have opinions,
+and speak them."
+
+"Not quite English, nor quite French. My father was a borderer; so not
+even exactly either English or Scotch. He took up arms for the son of
+James--of course was ruined, as every one was who had to do with Stuart
+from the beginning of time--luckily escaped after the crash of Culloden,
+entered the Scottish Brigade here, and left to me nothing but his memory,
+his sword, and the untarnished name of Macdonald." I bowed to a name so
+connected with honour, and the lively aide-de-camp and I became from that
+moment, fast friends. After a long and fatiguing march, about noon, in one
+of the most sultry days of a British autumn, our advanced guard reached
+the front of the enemy's position. The outposts were driven in at once,
+and the whole army, as it came up, was formed in order of battle. Rumours
+had been spread of large reinforcements being on their way; and the clouds
+of dust which rose along the plain, and the confused sound of
+baggage-wagons, and heavy guns behind the hills, rendered it probable.
+Still the country before us was clear to the eye, and our whole force
+moved slowly forward to storm a range of heights, in the shape of a
+half-moon, which commanded the field. This was one of the sights which
+nothing but war can furnish, and to which no other sight on earth is equal.
+The motion, the shouts, the rapidity of all things--the galloping of the
+cavalry--the rolling of the parks of artillery--the rush of the light
+troops--the pressing march of the battalions--and all glittering with all
+the pomps of war, waving standards, flashing sabres, and the blaze thrown
+back from the columns' bayonets, that looked like sheets of steel, made me
+almost breathless. The aide-de-camp evidently enjoyed the sight as much as
+myself, and gave way to that instinct, by which man is a wolf, let the
+wise say what they will, and exults in war. But when he heard shots fired
+from the range of hills, his countenance changed.
+
+"There must be some mistake here," he said, with sudden gravity.
+"Dumourier could never have intended to hold his position so far in
+advance, and so wholly unprotected. Those troops will be lost, and the
+whole campaign may be compromised."
+
+The attack now commenced along the line, and the resistance was evidently
+serious. A heavy fire was sustained for some time; but the troops
+gradually established themselves on the lower part of the range. "I know
+it all now!" exclaimed my agitated companion, after a long look through my
+glass: "it is Kellerman's corps," said he, "which ought to have been a
+league to the rear of its present position at this moment. He must have
+received counter orders since I left him, or been desperately deceived;
+another half hour there, and he will never leave those hills but a
+prisoner or a corpse." From the shaking of his bridle, and the nervous
+quivering of his manly countenance, I saw how eagerly he would have
+received permission to bring the French general out of his dilemma. But he
+was a man of honour, and I was sure of him. In the midst of a thunder of
+cannon, which absolutely seemed to shake the ground under our feet, the
+firing suddenly ceased on the enemy's side. The cessation was followed on
+ours; there was an extraordinary silence over the field, and probably the
+generalissimo expected a flag of truce, or some proposal for the
+capitulation of the enemy's corps. But none came; and after a pause, in
+which aides-de-camp and orderlies were continually galloping between the
+advance and the spot where the duke stood at the head of his staff, the
+line moved again, and the hill was in our possession. But Kellerman was
+gone; and before our light troops could make any impression on the
+squadrons which covered the movement, he had again taken up a position on
+the formidable ground which was destined to figure so memorably in the
+annals of French soldiership, the heights of Valmy.
+
+"What think you now, my friend?" was my question.
+
+"Just what I thought before," was the answer. "We want science, without
+which bravery _may_ fail; but we have bravery, without which science
+_must_ fail. Kellerman may have been deceived in his first position, but
+he has evidently retrieved his error. He has now shortened his distance
+from his reinforcements, he has secured one of the most powerful positions
+in the country, and unless yon drive him out of it before nightfall, you
+might as well storm Ehrenbreitstein, or your own Gibraltar, by morning."
+
+"Well, the experiment is about to be made, for my glass shows me our
+howitzers _en masse_, moving up to cannonade him with grape and canister.
+He will have an uneasy bivouac of it."
+
+"Whether Kellerman can manoeuvre, I do not know. But that he will fight, I
+am perfectly sure. He is old, but one of the most daring and firm officers
+in our service. If it is in his orders to maintain those heights, he will
+hold them to his last cartridge and his last man."
+
+Our conversation was now lost in the roar of artillery, and after a
+tremendous fire of an hour on the French position, which was answered with
+equal weight from the heights, a powerful division was sent to assail the
+principal battery. The attempt was gallantly made, and the success seemed
+infallible, when I heard, through all the roar, the exclamation of
+Macdonald, "Brave Steingell!" At the words, he pointed to a heavy column
+of infantry hurrying down the ravine in rear of the redoubt.
+
+"Those are from the camp," he exclaimed, "and a few thousands more will
+make the post impregnable."
+
+The sight of the column seemed to have given renewed vigour to both sides;
+for, while the French guns rapidly increased their fire, aided by the
+musketry of the newly arrived troops, the Prussian artillerists, then the
+first in Europe, threw in their balls in such showers, that the forest,
+which hitherto had largely screened the enemy, began to fall in masses;
+branch and trunk were swept away, and the ground became as naked of cover
+as if it had been stripped by the axe. The troops thus exposed could not
+withstand this "iron hail," and they were palpably staggered. The retreat
+of a brigade, after suffering immense loss, shook the whole line, and
+produced a charge of our dragoons up the hill. I gave an involuntary
+glance at Macdonald. He was pale and exhausted; but in another moment his
+eye sparkled, his colour came, and I heard him exclaim, "Bravo, Chazot!
+All is not lost yet." I saw a group of mounted officers galloping into the
+very spot which had been abandoned by the brigade, and followed by the
+colours of three or four battalions, which were planted directly under our
+fire. "There comes Chazot with his division!" cried the aide-de-camp;
+"gallant fellow, let him now make up for his ill fortune! Monsieur
+Brunswick will not sleep on the hill of Valmy to-night. He has been unable
+to force the centre, and now both flanks are secured: another attack would
+cost him ten thousand men. Nor will Monsieur Brunswick sleep on the hills
+of Valmy to-morrow. Dumourier was right; there was his Thermopylæ. But it
+will not be stormed. _Vive la France!_"
+
+The prediction was nearly true. The unexpected reinforcements, and the
+approach of night, determined the generalissimo to abandon the assault for
+the time. The fire soon slackened, the troops were withdrawn, and, after a
+heavy loss on both sides, both slept upon the field.
+
+I was roused at midnight from the deep sleep of fatigue, by an order to
+attend the duke, who was then holding a council. Varnhorst was my summoner,
+and on our way he slightly explained the purpose of his mission. "We are
+all in rather bad spirits at the result of to-day's action. The affair
+itself was not much, as it was only between detachments, but it shows two
+things; that the French are true to their revolutionary nonsense, and that
+they can fight. On even ground we have beaten them, and shall beat them
+again; but if Champagne gives them cover, what will it be when we get into
+the broken country that lies between this and Paris? Still there has been
+no rising of the people, and until then, we have nothing to fear for the
+event of the campaign."
+
+"What then have you to fear?" was my question. "What calls the council
+to-night?"
+
+"My good friend," said Varnhorst with a grave smile, which more reminded
+me of Guiscard, "remember the Arab apologue, that every man is born with
+two strings tied to him, one large and visible, but made of twisted
+feathers; the other so fine as to be invisible, but made of twisted steel.
+Thus there are few men without a visible motive, which all can see, and an
+invisible one--which, however, pulls then just as the puller pleases.
+Berlin pulls now, and the duke's glory and the good of Europe must be
+sacrificed to policy."
+
+"But will the king suffer this? Will the emperor stand by and see this
+done?"
+
+"They are both zealous for the liberation of the unfortunate royal family.
+But, _entre nous_--and this is a secret which I scarcely dare whisper even
+in a French desert--their counsellors have other ideas. Poland is the
+prize to which the ministers of both courts look. They know that the
+permanent possession of French provinces is impossible. It is against the
+will of your great country, against the deepest request of the French king,
+and against their own declarations. But Polish seizures would give them
+provinces to which nobody has laid claim, and which nobody can envy. The
+consequence is, that a negotiation is on foot at this moment to conclude
+the war by treaty, and, having ensured the safety of the royal family, to
+withdraw the army into Lorraine."
+
+"Why am I then summoned?"
+
+"To put your signature to the preliminaries."
+
+I started with indignation. "They shall wait long enough if they wait till
+I sign them. I shall not attend this council."
+
+"Observe," said Varnhorst, "I have spoken only on conjecture. If I return
+without you, my candour will be rewarded by an instant sentence for
+Spandau."
+
+This decided me. I shook my gallant friend by the hand, the cloud passed
+from his brow, and we rode together to the council. This was of a more
+formal nature than I had yet witnessed. Two officers expressly sent from
+Vienna and Berlin, a kind of military envoys, had brought the decisions of
+their respective cabinets upon the crisis. The duke said little. He had
+lost his gay nonchalance of manners, and was palpably dispirited and
+disappointed. His address to me was gracious as ever; but he was more of
+the prince and the diplomatist, and less of the soldier. Our sitting
+closed with a resolution, to agree upon an armistice, and to make the
+immediate release of the king one of the stipulations. I combated the
+proposal as long as I could with decorum. I placed, in the strongest light
+that I could, the immense impulse which any pause in our advance must give
+to the revolutionary spirit in France, or even in Europe--the
+impossibility of relying on any negotiation which depended on the will of
+the rabble--and, above all, the certainty that the first sign of tardiness
+on the part of the Allies would overthrow the monarchy, which was now kept
+in existence only by the dread of our arms. I was overruled. The proposal
+for the armistice was signed by all present but one--that one myself. And
+as we broke up silently and sullenly, at the first glimpse of a cold and
+stormy dawn, the fit omen of our future fate, I saw a secretary of the
+duke, accompanied by Macdonald, sent off to the headquarters of the enemy.
+
+All was now over, and I thought of returning to my post at Paris. I spent
+the rest of the day in paying parting civilities to my gallant friends,
+and ordered my calèche to be in readiness by morning. But my prediction
+had been only too true, though I had not calculated on so rapid a
+fulfilment. The knowledge of the armistice was no sooner made
+public--and, to do the French general justice, he lost neither time nor
+opportunity--than it was regarded as a national triumph. The electric
+change of public opinion, in this most electric of all countries, raised
+the people from a condition of the deepest terror to the highest
+confidence. Every man in France was a soldier, and every soldier a hero.
+This was the miracle of twenty-four hours. Dumourier's force instantly
+swelled to 100,000 men. He might have had a million, if he had asked for
+them. The whole country became impassable. Every village poured out its
+company of armed peasants; and, notwithstanding the diplomatic cessation
+of hostilities, a real, universal, and desperate peasant war broke upon us
+on every side.
+
+After a week of this most harassing warfare, in which we lost ten times
+the number of men which it would have cost to march over the bodies of
+Dumourier's army to the capital, the order was issued for a general
+retreat to the frontier. I remembered Mordecai's letter; but it was now
+too late. Even if I could have turned my horse's head to a French post, I
+felt myself bound to share the fortunes of the gallant army to which I had
+been so closely attached. In the heat of youth, I went even further, and,
+as my mission had virtually ceased, and I wore a Prussian order, I took
+the _un_diplomatic step of proposing to act as one of the duke's
+aides-de-camp until the army had left the enemy's territory. Behold me now,
+a hulan of the duke's guard! I found no reason to repent my choice, though
+our service was remarkably severe. The present war was chiefly against the
+light troops and irregulars of the retreating army--the columns being too
+formidable to admit of attack, at least by the multitude. Forty thousand
+men, of the main army of France, were appointed to the duty of "seeing us
+out of the country." But every attempt at foraging, every movement beyond
+the range of our cannon, was instantly met by a peasant skirmish. Every
+village approached by our squadrons, exhibited a barricade, from which we
+were fired on; every forest produced a succession of sharp encounters; and
+the passage of every river required as much precaution, and as often
+produced a serious contest, as if we were at open war. Thus we were
+perpetually on the wing, and our personal escapes were often of the most
+hair-breadth kind. If we passed through a thicket, we were sure to be met
+by a discharge of bullets; if we dismounted from our horses to take our
+hurried and scanty meal, we found some of them shot at the inn-door; if we
+flung ourselves, as tired as hounds after a chase, on the straw of a
+village stable, the probability was that we were awakened by finding the
+thatch in a blaze. How often we envied the easier life of the battalions!
+But there an enemy, more fearful than the peasantry, began to show itself.
+The weather had changed to storms of rain and bitter wind; the plains of
+Champagne, never famed for fertility, were now as wild and bare as a
+Russian steppe. The worst provisions, supplied on the narrowest
+scale--above all, disgust, the most fatal canker of the soldier's
+soul--spread disease among the ranks; and the roads on which we followed
+the march, gave terrible evidence of the havoc that every hour made among
+them. The mortality at last became so great, that it seemed not unlikely
+that the whole army would thus melt away before it reached the boundary of
+this land of death.
+
+The horror of the scene even struck the peasantry, and whether through
+fear of the contagion, or through the uselessness of hunting down men who
+were treading to the grave by thousands, the peasantry ceased to follow us.
+Yet such was the wretchedness of that hideous progress, that this
+cessation of hostility was scarcely a relief. The animation of the
+skirmishes, though it often cost life, yet kept the rest more alive; the
+strategem, the adventure, the surprise, nay, even the failure and escape,
+relieved us from the dreadful monotony of the life, or rather the
+half-existence, to which we were now condemned. Our buoyant and brilliant
+career was at an end; we were now only the mutes and mourners of a funeral
+procession of seventy thousand men.
+
+I still look back with an indescribable shudder at the scenes which we
+were compelled to witness from day to day during that month of misery; for
+the march, which began in the first days of October, was protracted till
+its end. I had kept up my spirits when many a more vigorous frame had sunk,
+and many a maturer mind had desponded; but the perpetual recurrence of the
+same dreary spectacles, the dying, and the more fortunate dead, covering
+the highways, the fields, and the village streets, at length sank into my
+soul. Some recollections of earlier principles, and the memory of my old
+friend Vincent, prevented my taking the summary and unhappy means of
+ridding myself of my burden, which I saw daily resorted to among the
+soldiery--a bullet through the brain, or a bayonet through the heart,
+cured all. But, thanks to early impressions, I was determined to wait the
+hand of the enemy, or the course of nature. Many a night I lay down beside
+my starving charger, with something of a hope that I should never see
+another morning; and many a morning, when I dragged my feeble limbs from
+the cold and wet ground, I looked round the horizon for the approach of
+some enemy's squadron, or peasant band, which might give me an honourable
+chance of escape from an existence now no longer endurable. But all was in
+vain. For leagues round no living object was visible, except that long
+column, silently and slowly winding on through the distance, like an army
+of spectres.
+
+My diminished squadron had at length become almost the only rear-guard.
+From a hundred and fifty as fine fellows as ever sat a charger, we were
+now reduced to a third. All its officers, youths of the first families of
+Prussia, had either been left behind dying in the villages, or had been
+laid in the graves by the road-side, and I was now the only commandant.
+Perhaps even this circumstance was the means of saving my life. My new
+responsibility compelled me to make some exertion; and I felt that, live
+or die, I might still earn an honourable name. Even in those darkest hours,
+the thought that Clotilde might ask where and how I finished my
+ill-fortuned career, and perhaps give a moment's sorrow to one who
+remembered her to the last, had its share in restoring me to a sense of
+the world. In that sort of fond frenzy, which seems so fantastic when it
+is past, but so natural, and is actually so irresistible while it is in
+the mind, I wrote down my feelings, wild as they were--my impossible hopes,
+and a promise never to forget her while I remained in this world, and, if
+there could be an intercourse between the living and the dead, in that
+world to which I felt myself hastening. I then bade her a solemn and
+heartfelt farewell. Placing the paper in my bosom, with a locket
+containing a ringlet of her beautiful hair, which Marianne had contrived
+to obtain for me, the only legacy I had to offer, I felt as if I had done
+my last duty among mankind.
+
+Still we wandered on, through a country which had the look of a boundless
+cemetery. Not a peasant was met; not a sound of human labour, joy or
+sorrow, reached the ear; not a smoke rose from mansion or cottage; all was
+still, except when the wind burst in bitter gusts over the plain, or the
+almost ceaseless rain swelled into sheets, and sent the rivers roaring
+down before us. If the land had never been inhabited, or had been swept of
+its inhabitants by an avenging Providence, it could not have been more
+solitary. I never conceived the idea of the wilderness before. It was the
+intensity of desolation.
+
+We seemed even to make no progress. We began to think that the scene would
+never change. But one evening, when the troop had lain down under the
+shelter of a knoll, my sergeant, a fine Hungarian, whose eyes had been
+sharpened by hussar service on the Turkish border, aroused me, saying that
+he had discovered French horse-tracks in advance of us. We were all
+instantly on the alert, the horse-tracks were found to be numerous, and it
+was evident that a strong body of the enemy's cavalry had managed to get
+in between us and the army. It is true that there was a treaty, in which
+the unmolested movement of the duke was an article. But, it might have
+been annulled; or the French general might have been inclined to make a
+daring experiment on our worn-down battalions; or, at all events, it was
+our business to keep him as far off as we could. We were on horseback
+immediately. The track led us along the high-road for one or two leagues
+and then turned off towards a village on a height at some distance. We now
+paused, and the question was, whether to follow the enemy, or to dismount
+and try to rest ourselves, and our tired horses, for the night. We had
+scarcely come to the decision of unloosing girths, when the sky above the
+village showed a sudden glow; and a confused clamour of voices came upon
+the wind. Dispatching an orderly to the duke, to inform him of the French
+movement, we rode towards the village. We found the road in its immediate
+neighbourhood covered with fugitives; who, however, instead of flying from
+us with the usual horror of the peasantry, threw themselves beside our
+stirrups, hung on our bridles, and implored us with every wild
+gesticulation to hasten to the gates. All that I could learn from the
+outcries of men, women, and children, was, that their village, or rather
+town--for we found it of considerable size--had been the quarters of some
+of the Austrian cavalry, and that the officers had given a ball, to which
+the leading families had been invited. The ball was charged as a national
+crime by the democrats in Paris, and a regiment of horse had been sent to
+punish the unfortunate town.
+
+To attack such a force with fifty worn-out men, was obviously hopeless,
+and my hulans, brave as they were, hung down their heads; but a fresh
+concourse came rushing from the gates with even louder outcries than
+before, and the words, _massacre_ and _conflagration_, were heard with
+fearful emphasis. While I pondered for a moment on our want of means, a
+fine old man, with his white hair stained with blood from a sabre wound in
+his forehead, clung to my charger's neck, and implored me, by the honour
+of soldiership, to make but one effort against the revolutionary brigands,
+as he termed them. "I am a French officer and noble!" he exclaimed--"I
+have served my king, I have a son in the army of Condé, and now the
+wretches have seized on my only daughter, my Amalia, and they are carrying
+her to their accursed guillotine." I could resist no longer; yet I looked
+round despairingly at my force. "Follow me," said the agonized old man;
+"one half of the villains are drunk in the cafes already, the other half
+are busy in that horrid procession to the axe. I shall take you by a
+private way, and you may fall upon them by surprise. You shall find me,
+and all who belong to me, sword in hand by your side. Come on; and the God
+of battles, and protector of the unhappy, will give you victory." He knelt
+at my feet, with his hands upraised.--"For my child's sake!"--he continued
+faintly to exclaim--"for my innocent child's sake!" I saw tears fall down
+some of our bronzed faces, and I had but one word to utter; but that
+was--"Forward!" We followed our guide swiftly and silently through the
+narrow streets; and then suddenly emerging into the public square, saw
+such a sight of terror as never before met my eyes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SECESSION FROM THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND.
+
+
+A great revolution has taken place in Scotland. A greater has been
+threatened. Nor is that danger even yet certainly gone by. Upon the
+accidents of such events as may arise for the next five years, whether
+fitted or not fitted to revive discussions in which many of the
+Non-seceders went in various degrees along with the Seceders, depends the
+final (and, in a strict sense, the very awful) question, What is to be the
+fate of the Scottish church? Lord Aberdeen's Act is well qualified to
+tranquillize the agitations of that body; and at an earlier stage, if not
+intercepted by Lord Melbourne, might have prevented them in part. But Lord
+Aberdeen has no power to stifle a conflagration once thoroughly kindled.
+That must depend in a great degree upon the favourable aspect of events
+yet in the rear.
+
+Meantime these great disturbances are not understood in England; and
+chiefly on the differences between the two nations as to the language of
+their several churches and law courts. The process of ordination and
+induction is totally different under the different ecclesiastical
+administrations of the two kingdoms. And the church courts of Scotland do
+not exist in England. We write, therefore, with an express view to the
+better information of England proper. And, with this purpose, we shall
+lead the discussion through four capital questions:--
+
+I. _What_ is it that has been done by the moving party?
+
+II. _How_ was it done? By what agencies and influence?
+
+III. What were the _immediate results_ of these acts?
+
+IV. What are the _remote results_ yet to be apprehended?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I. First, then, WHAT _is it that has been done_?
+
+Up to the month of May in 1834, the fathers and brothers of the "Kirk"
+were in harmony as great as humanity can hope to see. Since May 1834, the
+church has been a fierce crater of volcanic agencies, throwing out of her
+bosom one-third of her children; and these children are no sooner born
+into their earthly atmosphere, than they turn, with unnatural passions, to
+the destruction of their brethren. What _can_ be the grounds upon which an
+_acharnement_ so deadly has arisen?
+
+It will read to the ears of a stranger almost as an experiment upon his
+credulity, if we tell the simple truth. Being incredible, however, it is
+not the less true; and, being monstrous it will yet be recorded in history,
+that the Scottish church has split into mortal feuds upon two points
+absolutely without interest to the nation: 1st, Upon a demand for creating
+clergymen by a new process; 2dly, Upon a demand for Papal latitude of
+jurisdiction. Even the order of succession in these things is not without
+meaning. Had the second demand stood first, it would have seemed possible
+that the two demands might have grown up independently, and so far
+conscientiously. But, according to the realities of the case, this is
+_not_ possible, the second demand grew _out_ of the first. The interest of
+the Seceders, as locked up in their earliest requisition, was that which
+prompted their second. Almost every body was contented with the existing
+mode of creating the pastoral relation. Search through Christendom,
+lengthways and breadthways, there was not a public usage, an institution,
+an economy, which more profoundly slept in the sunshine of divine favour
+or of civil prosperity, than the peculiar mode authorized and practised in
+Scotland of appointing to every parish its several pastor. Here and there
+an ultra-Presbyterian spirit might prompt a murmur against it. But the
+wise and intelligent approved; and those who had the appropriate--that is,
+the religious interest--confessed that it was practically successful. From
+whom, then, came the attempt to change? Why, from those only who had an
+alien interest, an indirect interest, an interest of ambition in its
+subversion. As matters stood in the spring of 1834, the patron of each
+benefice, acting under the severest restraints--restraints which (if the
+church courts did their duty) left no room or possibility for an unfit man
+to creep in, nominated the incumbent. In a spiritual sense, the church had
+all power: by refusing, first of all, to "_license_" unqualified persons;
+secondly, by refusing to "_admit_" out of these licensed persons such as
+might have become warped from the proper standard of pastoral fitness, the
+church had a negative voice, all-potential in the creation of clergymen;
+the church could exclude whom she pleased. But this contented her not.
+Simply to shut out was an ungracious office, though mighty for the
+interests of orthodoxy through the land. The children of this world, who
+became the agitators of the church, clamoured for something more. They
+desired for the church that she should become a lady patroness; that she
+should give as well as take away; that she should wield a sceptre, courted
+for its bounties, and not merely feared for its austerities. Yet how
+should this be accomplished? Openly to translate upon the church the
+present power of patrons--_that_ were too revolutionary, that would have
+exposed its own object. For the present, therefore, let this device
+prevail--let the power nominally be transferred to congregations; let this
+be done upon the plea that each congregation understands best what mode of
+ministrations tends to its own edification. There lies the semblance of a
+Christian plea; the congregation, it is said, has become anxious for
+itself; the church has become anxious for the congregation. And then, if
+the translation should be effected, the church has already devised a means
+for appropriating the power which she has unsettled; for she limits this
+power to the communicants at the sacramental table. Now, in Scotland,
+though not in England, the character of communicant is notoriously created
+or suspended by the clergyman of each parish; so that, by the briefest of
+circuits, the church causes the power to revolve into her own hands.
+
+That was the first change--a change full of Jacobinism; and for which to
+be published was to be denounced. It was necessary, therefore, to place
+this Jacobin change upon a basis privileged from attack. How should _that_
+be done? The object was to create a new clerical power; to shift the
+election of clergymen from the lay hands in which law and usage had lodged
+it; and, under a plausible mask of making the election popular,
+circuitously to make it ecclesiastical. Yet, if the existing patrons of
+church benefices should see themselves suddenly denuded of their rights,
+and within a year or two should see these rights settling determinately
+into the hands of the clergy, the fraud, the fraudulent purpose, and the
+fraudulent machinery, would have stood out in gross proportions too
+palpably revealed. In this dilemma the reverend agitators devised a second
+scheme. It was a scheme bearing triple harvests; for, at one and the same
+time, it furnished the motive which gave a constructive coherency and
+meaning to the original purpose, it threw a solemn shadow over the rank
+worldliness of that purpose, and it opened a diffusive tendency towards
+other purposes of the same nature, as yet undeveloped. The device was this:
+in Scotland, as in England, the total process by which a parish clergyman
+is created, subdivides itself into several successive acts. The initial
+act belongs to the patron of the benefice: he must "_present_"; that is,
+he notifies the fact of his having conferred the benefice upon A B, to a
+public body which officially takes cognizance of this act; and that body
+is, not the particular parish concerned, but the presbytery of the
+district in which the parish is seated. Thus far the steps, merely legal,
+of the proceedings, were too definite to be easily disturbed. These steps
+are sustained by Lord Aberdeen as realities, and even by the
+Non-intrusionists were tolerated as formalities.
+
+But at this point commence other steps not so rigorously defined by law or
+usage, nor so absolutely within one uniform interpretation of their value.
+In practice they had long sunk into forms. But ancient forms easily lend
+themselves to a revivification by meanings and applications, new or old,
+under the galvanism of democratic forces. The disturbers of the church,
+passing by the act of "presentation" as an obstacle too formidable to be
+separately attacked on its own account, made their stand upon one of the
+two acts which lie next in succession. It is the regular routine, that the
+presbytery, having been warned of the patron's appointment, and having
+"received" (in technical language) the presentee--that is, having formally
+recognised him in that character--next appoint a day on which he is to
+preach before the congregation. This sermon, together with the prayers by
+which it is accompanied, constitute the probationary act according to some
+views; but, according to the general theory, simply the inaugural act by
+which the new pastor places himself officially before his future
+parishioners. Decorum, and the sense of proportion, seem to require that
+to every commencement of a very weighty relation, imposing new duties,
+there should be a corresponding and ceremonial entrance. The new pastor,
+until this public introduction, could not be legitimately assumed for
+known to the parishioners. And accordingly at this point it was--viz.
+subsequently to his authentic publication, as we may call it--that, in the
+case of any grievous scandal known to the parish as outstanding against
+him, arose the proper opportunity furnished by the church for lodging the
+accusation, and for investigating it before the church court. In default,
+however, of any grave objection to the presentee, he was next summoned by
+the presbytery to what really _was_ a probationary act at their bar; viz.
+an examination of his theological sufficiency. But in this it could not be
+expected that he should fail, because he must previously have satisfied
+the requisitions of the church in his original examination for a license
+to preach. Once dismissed with credit from this bar, he was now beyond all
+further probation whatsoever; in technical phrase, he was entitled to
+"admission." Such were the steps, according to their orderly succession,
+by which a man consummated the pastoral tie with any particular parish.
+And all of these steps, subsequent to the "_reception_" and inaugural
+preaching, were now summarily characterised by the revolutionists as
+"spiritual;" for the sake of sequestering them into their own hands. As to
+the initiatory act of presentation, _that_ might be secular, and to be
+dealt with by a secular law. But the rest were acts which belonged not to
+a kingdom of this world. "These," with a new-born scrupulosity never heard
+of until the revolution of 1834, clamoured for new casuistries; "these,"
+said the agitators, "we cannot consent any longer to leave in their state
+of collapse as mere inert or ceremonial forms. They must be revivified. By
+all means, let the patron present as heretofore. But the acts of
+'examination' and 'admission,' _together with power of altogether refusing
+to enter upon either_, under a protest against the candidate from a clear
+majority of the parishioners--these are acts falling within the spiritual
+jurisdiction of the church. And these powers we must, for the future, see
+exercised according to spiritual views."
+
+Here, then, suddenly emerged a perfect ratification for their own previous
+revolutionary doctrine upon the creation of parish clergymen. This new
+scruple was, in relation to former scruples, a perfect linch-pin for
+locking their machinery into cohesion. For vainly would they have sought
+to defeat the patron's right of presenting, unless through this sudden
+pause and interdict imposed upon the _latter_ acts in the process of
+induction, under the pretext that these were acts competent only to a
+spiritual jurisdiction. This plea, by its tendency, rounded and secured
+all that they had yet advanced in the way of claim. But, at the same tine,
+though indispensable negatively, positively it stretched so much further
+than any necessity or interest inherent in their present innovations, that
+not improbably they faltered and shrank back at first from the
+immeasurable field of consequences upon which it opened. Thy would
+willingly have accepted less. But, unfortunately, it sometimes happens,
+that, to gain as much as is needful in one direction, you must take a
+great deal more than you wish for in another. Any principle, which _could_
+carry them over the immediate difficulty, would, by mere necessity, carry
+them incalculably beyond it. For if every act bearing in any one direction
+a spiritual aspect, showing at any angle a relation to spiritual things,
+is therefore to be held spiritual in a sense excluding the interference of
+the civil power, there falls to the ground at once the whole fabric of
+civil authority in any independent form. Accordingly, we are satisfied
+that the claim to a spiritual jurisdiction, in collision with the claims
+of the state, would not probably have offered itself to the ambition of
+the agitators, otherwise than as a measure ancillary to their earlier
+pretension of appointing virtually all parish clergymen. The one claim was
+found to be the integration or _sine quâ non_ complement of the other. In
+order to sustain the power of appointment in their own courts, it was
+necessary that they should defeat the patron's power; and, in order to
+defeat the patron's power, ranging itself (as sooner or later it would)
+under the law of the Land, it was necessary that they should decline that
+struggle, by attempting to take the question out of all secular
+jurisdictions whatever.
+
+In this way grew up that twofold revolution which has been convulsing the
+Scottish church since 1834; first, the audacious attempt to disturb the
+settled mode of appointing the parish clergy, through a silent robbery
+perpetrated on the crown and great landed aristocracy, secondly, and in
+prosecution of that primary purpose, the far more frantic attempt to renew
+in a practical shape the old disputes so often agitating the forum of
+Christendom, as to the bounds of civil and spiritual power.
+
+In our rehearsal of the stages through which the process of induction
+ordinarily travels, we have purposely omitted one possible interlude or
+parenthesis in the series; not as wishing to conceal it, but for the very
+opposite reason. It is right to withdraw from a _representative_ account
+of any transaction such varieties of the routine as occur but seldom: in
+this way they are more pointedly exposed. Now, having made that
+explanation, we go on to inform the Southern reader--than an old
+traditionary usage has prevailed in Scotland, but not systematically or
+uniformly, of sending to the presentee, through the presbytery, what is
+designated a "_call_", subscribed by members of the parish congregation.
+This call is simply an invitation to the office of their pastor. It arose
+in the disorders of the seventeenth century; but in practice it is
+generally admitted to have sunk into a mere formality throughout the
+eighteenth century; and the very position which it holds in the succession
+of steps, not usually coming forward until _after_ the presentation has
+been notified, (supposing that it comes forward at all,) compels us to
+regard it in that light. Apparently it bears the same relation to the
+patron's act as the Address of the two Houses to the Speech from the
+Throne: it is rather a courteous echo to the personal compliment involved
+in the presentation, than capable of being regarded as any _original_ act
+of invitation. And yet, in defiance of that notorious fact, some people go
+so far as to assert, that a call is not good unless where it is subscribed
+by a clear majority of the congregation. This is amusing. We have already
+explained that, except as a liberal courtesy, the very idea of a call
+destined to be inoperative, is and must be moonshine. Yet between two
+moonshines, some people, it seems, can tell which is the denser. We have
+all heard of Barmecide banquets, where, out of tureens filled to the brim
+with--nothing, the fortunate guest was helped to vast messes of--air. For
+a hungry guest to take this tantalization in good part, was the sure way
+to win the esteem of the noble Barmecide. But the Barmecide himself would
+hardly approve of a duel turning upon a comparison between two of his
+tureens, question being--which had been the fuller, or of two nihilities
+which had been seasoned the more judiciously. Yet this in effect is the
+reasoning of those who say that a call, signed by fifty-one persons out of
+a hundred, is more valid than another signed only by twenty-six, or by
+nobody; it being in the mean time fully understood that neither is valid
+in the least possible degree. But if the "_call_" was a Barmecide call,
+there was another act open to the congregation which was not so.
+
+For the English reader must now understand, that over and above the
+passive and less invidious mode of discountenancing or forbearing to
+countenance a presentee, by withdrawing from the direct "_call_" upon him,
+usage has sanctioned another and stronger sort of protest; one which takes
+the shape of distinct and clamorous _objections_. We are speaking of the
+routine in this place, according to the course which it _did_ travel or
+_could_ travel under that law and that practice which furnished the pleas
+for complaint. Now, it was upon these "objections," as may well be
+supposed, that the main battle arose. Simply to want the "call," being a
+mere _zero_, could not much lay hold upon public feeling. It was a case
+not fitted for effect. You cannot bring a blank privation strongly before
+the public eye. "The 'call' did not take place last week;" well, perhaps
+it will take place next week. Or again, if it should never take place,
+perhaps it may be religious carelessness on the part of the parish. Many
+parishes notoriously feel no interest in their pastor, except as a quiet
+member of their community. Consequently, in two of three cases that might
+occur, there was nothing to excite the public: the parish had either
+agreed with the patron, or had not noticeably dissented. But in the third
+case of positive "objections," which (in order to justify themselves as
+not frivolous and vexatious) were urged with peculiar emphasis, the
+attention of all men was arrested. Newspapers reverberated the fact:
+sympathetic groans arose: the patron was an oppressor: the parish was
+under persecution: and the poor clergyman, whose case was the most to be
+pitied, as being in a measure _endowed_ with a lasting fund of dislike,
+had the mortification to find, over and above this resistance from within,
+that he bore the name of "intruder" from without. He was supposed by the
+fiction of the case to be in league with his patron for the persecution of
+a godly parish; whilst in reality the godly parish was persecuting _him_,
+and hallooing the world _ab extra_ to join in the hunt.
+
+In such cases of pretended objections to men who have not been tried, we
+need scarcely tell the reader, that usually they are mere cabals and
+worldly intrigues. It is next to impossible that any parish or
+congregation should sincerely agree in their opinion of a clergyman. What
+one man likes in such cases, another man detests. Mr A., with an ardent
+nature, and something of a histrionic turn, doats upon a fine rhetorical
+display. Mr B., with more simplicity of taste, pronounces this little
+better than theatrical ostentation. Mr C. requires a good deal of critical
+scholarship. Mr D. quarrels with this as unsuitable to a rustic
+congregation. Mrs X., who is "under concern" for sin, demands a searching
+and (as she expresses it) a "faithful" style of dealing with consciences.
+Mrs Y., an aristocratic lady, who cannot bear to be mixed up in any common
+charge together with low people, abominates such words as "sin," and wills
+that the parson should confine his "observations" to the "shocking
+demoralization of the lower orders."
+
+Now, having stated the practice of Scottish induction, as it was formerly
+sustained in its first stage by law, in its second stage by usage, let us
+finish that part of the subject by reporting the _existing_ practice as
+regulated in all its stages by law. What law? The law as laid down in Lord
+Aberdeen's late Act of Parliament. This statement should, historically
+speaking, have found itself under our _third_ head, as being one amongst
+the consequences immediately following the final rupture. But it is better
+placed at this point; because it closes the whole review of that topic;
+and because it reflects light upon the former practice--the practice which
+led to the whole mutinous tumult: every alteration forcing more keenly
+upon the reader's attention what had been the previous custom, and in what
+respect it was held by any man to be a grievance.
+
+This Act, then, of Lord Aberdeen's, removes all _legal_ effect from the
+"_call_." Common sense required _that_. For what was to be done with
+patronage? Was it to be sustained, or was it not? If not, then why quarrel
+with the Non-intrusionists? Why suffer a schism to take place in the
+church? Give legal effect to the "call," and the original cause of quarrel
+is gone. For, with respect to the opponents of the Non-intrusionists,
+_they_ would bow to the law. On the other hand, if patronage _is_ to be
+sustained, then why allow of any lingering or doubtful force to what must
+often operate as a conflicting claim? "A call," which carries with it any
+legal force, annihilates patronage. Patronage would thus be exercised only
+on sufferance. Do we mean then, that a "call" should sink into a pure
+fiction of ceremony, like the English _congé-d'élire_ addressed to a dean
+and chapter, calling on them to elect a bishop, when all the world knows
+that already the see has been filled by a nomination from the crown? Not
+at all; a _moral_ weight will still attach to the "call," though no legal
+coercion: and, what is chiefly important, all those _doubts_ be removed by
+express legislation, which could not but arise between a practice pointing
+sometimes in one direction, and sometimes in another, between legal
+decisions again upholding one view, whilst something very like legal
+prescription was occasionally pleaded for the other. Behold the evil of
+written laws not rigorously in harmony with that sort of customary law
+founded upon vague tradition or irregular practice. And here, by the way,
+arises the place for explaining to the reader that irreconcilable dispute
+amongst Parliamentary lawyers as to the question whether Lord Aberdeen's
+bill were _enactory_, that is, created a new law, or _declaratory_, that
+is, simply expounded an old one. If enactory, then why did the House of
+Lords give judgment against those who allowed weight to the "call?" That
+might need altering; _that_ might be highly inexpedient; but if it
+required a new law to make it illegal, how could those parties be held in
+the wrong previously to the new act of legislation? On the other hand, if
+declaratory, then show us any old law which made the "call" illegal. The
+fact is--that no man can decide whether the act established a new law, or
+merely expounded an old one. And the reason why he cannot--is this: the
+practice, the usage, which often is the law, had grown up variously during
+the troubles of the seventeenth century. In many places political reasons
+had dictated that the elders should nominate the incumbent. But the
+ancient practice had authorized patronage: by the act of Queen Anne (10th
+chap.) it was even formally restored; and yet the patron in known
+instances was said to have waived his right in deference to the "call."
+But why? Did he do so, in courteous compliance with the parish, as a party
+whose _reasonable_ wishes ought, for the sake of all parties, to meet with
+attention? Or did he do so, in humble submission to the parish, as having
+by their majorities a legal right to the presentation? There lay the
+question. The presumptions from antiquity were all against the call. The
+more modern practice had occasionally been _for_ it. Now, we all know how
+many colourable claims of right are created by prescription. What was the
+exact force of the "call," no man could say. In like manner, the exact
+character and limit of allowable objections had been ill-defined in
+practice, and rested more on a vague tradition than on any settled rule.
+This also made it hard to say whether Lord Aberdeen's Act were enactory or
+declaratory, a predicament, however, which equally affects all statutes
+_for removing doubts_.
+
+The "call," then, we consider as no longer recognised by law. But did Lord
+Aberdeen by that change establish the right of the patron as an
+unconditional right? By no means. He made it strictly a conditional right.
+The presentee is _now_ a candidate, and no more. He has the most important
+vote in his favour, it is true: but that vote may still be set aside,
+though still only with the effect of compelling the patron to a new choice.
+"_Calls_" are no longer doubtful in their meaning, but "_objections_" have
+a fair field laid open to then. All reasonable objections are to be
+weighed. But who is to judge whether they _are_ reasonable? The presbytery
+of the district. And now pursue the action of the law, and see how little
+ground it leaves upon which to hang a complaint. Every body's rights are
+secured. Whatever be the event, first of all the presentee cannot complain,
+if he is rejected only for proved insufficiency. He is put on his trial as
+to these points only: 1. Is he orthodox? 2. Is he of good moral
+reputation? 3. Is he sufficiently learned? And note this, (which in fact
+Sir James Graham remarked in his official letter to the Assembly,)
+strictly speaking, he ought not to be under challenge as respects the
+third point; for it is your own fault, the fault of your own licensing
+courts (the presbyteries,) if he is not qualified so far. You should not
+have created him a licentiate, should not have given him a license to
+preach, as must have been done in an earlier stage of his progress, if he
+were not learned enough. Once learned, a man is learned for life. As to
+the other points, he may change; and _therefore_ it is that an examination
+is requisite. But how can _he_ complain, if he is found by an impartial
+court of venerable men objectionable on any score? If it were possible,
+however, that he should be wronged, he has his appeal. Secondly, how can
+the patron complain? _His_ case is the same as his presentee's case; his
+injuries the same; his relief the same. Besides, if _his_ man is rejected,
+it is not the parish man that takes his place. No; but a second man of
+his own choice: and, if again he chooses amiss, who is to blame for
+_that_? Thirdly, can the congregation complain? They have a _general_
+interest in their spiritual guide. But as to the preference for
+oratory--for loud or musical voice--for peculiar views in religion--these
+things are special: they interest but an exceedingly small minority in any
+parish; and, what is worse, that which pleases one is often offensive to
+another. There are cases in which a parish would reject a man for being a
+married man: some of the parish have unmarried daughters. But this case
+clearly belongs to the small minority; and we have little doubt that,
+where the objections lay "for cause not shown," it was often for _this_
+cause. Fourthly, can the church complain? Her interest is represented, 1,
+not by the presentee; 2, not by the patron; 3, not by the congregation;
+but 4, by the presbytery. And, whatever the presbytery say, _that_ is
+supported. Speaking either for the patron, for the presentee, for the
+congregation, or for themselves as conservators of the church, that court
+is heard; what more would they have? And thus in turn every interest is
+protected. Now the point to be remarked is--that each party in turn has a
+separate influence. But on any other plan, giving to one party out of the
+four an absolute or unconditional power, no matter which of the four it
+be--all the rest have none at all. Lord Aberdeen has reconciled the rights
+of patrons for the first time with those of all other parties interested.
+Nobody has more than a conditional power. Every body has _that_. And the
+patron, as necessity requires, if property is to be protected, has in all
+circumstances the reversionary power.
+
+II. _Secondly_, How _were these things done?_ By what means were the hands
+of any party strengthened, so as to find this revolution possible?
+
+We seek not to refine; but all moral power issues out of moral forces. And
+it may be well, therefore, rapidly to sketch the history of religion,
+which is the greatest of moral forces, as it sank and rose in this island
+through the last two hundred years.
+
+It is well known that the two great revolutions of the seventeenth
+century--that in 1649, accomplished by the Parliament armies, (including
+its reaction in 1660,) and secondly, that in 1688-9--did much to unsettle
+the religious tone of public morals. Historians and satirists ascribe a
+large effect in this change to the personal influence of Charles II., and
+the foreign character of his court. We do not share in their views; and
+one eminent proof that they are wrong, lies in the following fact--viz.
+that the sublimest act of self-sacrifice which the world has ever seen,
+arose precisely in the most triumphant season of Charles's career, a time
+when the reaction of hatred had not yet neutralized the sunny joyousness
+of his Restoration. Surely the reader cannot be at a loss to know what we
+mean--the renunciation in one hour, on St Bartholomew's day in 1662, of
+two thousand benefices by the non-conforming clergymen of England. In the
+same year, occurred a similar renunciation of three hundred and sixty
+benefices in Scotland. These great sacrifices, whether called for or not,
+argue a great strength in the religious principle at that era. Yet the
+decay of external religion towards the close of that century is proved
+incontestably. We ourselves are inclined to charge this upon two causes;
+first, that the times were controversial and usually it happens--that,
+where too much energy is carried into the controversies or intellectual
+part of religion, a very diminished fervour attends the culture of its
+moral and practical part. This was perhaps one reason; for the dispute
+with the Papal church, partly, perhaps, with a secret reference to the
+rumoured apostasy of the royal family, was pursued more eagerly in the
+latter half of the seventeenth than even in any section of the sixteenth
+century. But, doubtless, the main reason was the revolutionary character
+of the times. Morality is at all periods fearfully shaken by intestine
+wars, and by instability in a government. The actual duration of war in
+England was not indeed longer than three and a half years, viz. from
+Edgehill fight, in the autumn of 1642, to the defeat of the king's last
+force under Sir Jacob Astley at Stow-in-the-wolds in the spring of 1646.
+Any other fighting in that century belonged to mere insulated and
+discontinuous war. But the insecurity of every government between 1638 and
+1702, kept the popular mind in a state of fermentation. Accordingly, Queen
+Anne's reign might be said to open upon an irreligious people. This
+condition of things was further strengthened by the unavoidable
+interweaving at that time of politics with religion. They could not be
+kept separate; and the favour shown even by religious people to such
+partisan zealots as Dr Sacheverell, evidenced, and at the same time
+promoted, the public irreligion. This was the period in which the clergy
+thought too little of their duties, but too much of their professional
+rights; and if we may credit the indirect report of the contemporary
+literature, all apostolic or missionary zeal for the extension of religion,
+was in those days a thing unknown. It may seem unaccountable to many, that
+the same state of things should have spread in those days to Scotland; but
+this is no more than the analogies of all experience entitled us to expect.
+Thus we know that the instincts of religious reformation ripened every
+where at the same period of the sixteenth century from one end of Europe
+to the other; although between most of the European kingdoms there was
+nothing like so much intercourse as between England and Scotland in the
+eighteenth century. In both countries, a cold and lifeless state of public
+religion prevailed up to the American and French Revolutions. These great
+events gave a shock every where to the meditative, and, consequently, to
+the religious impulses of men. And, in the mean time, an irregular channel
+had been already opened to these impulses by the two founders of Methodism.
+A century has now passed since Wesley and Whitfield organized a more
+spiritual machinery of preaching than could then be found in England, for
+the benefit of the poor and labouring classes. These Methodist
+institutions prospered, as they were sure of doing, amongst the poor and
+the neglected at any time, much more when contrasted with the deep
+slumbers of the Established church. And another ground of prosperity soon
+arose out of the now expanding manufacturing system. Vast multitudes of
+men grew up under that system--humble enough by the quality of their
+education to accept with thankfulness the ministrations of Methodism, and
+rich enough to react, upon that beneficent institution, by continued
+endowments in money. Gradually, even the church herself, that mighty
+establishment, under the cold shade of which Methodism had grown up as a
+neglected weed, began to acknowledge the power of an extending Methodistic
+influence, which originally she had haughtily despised. First, she
+murmured; then she grew anxious or fearful; and finally, she began to find
+herself invaded or modified from within, by influences springing up from
+Methodism. This last effect became more conspicuously evident after the
+French Revolution. The church of Scotland, which, as a whole, had
+exhibited, with much unobtrusive piety, the same outward torpor as the
+church of England during the eighteenth century, betrayed a corresponding
+resuscitation about the same time. At the opening of this present century,
+both of these national churches began to show a marked rekindling of
+religious fervour. In what extent this change in the Scottish church had
+been due, mediately or immediately, to Methodism, we do not pretend to
+calculate; that is, we do not pretend to settle the proportions. But
+_mediately_ the Scottish church must have been affected, because she was
+greatly affected by her intercourse with the English church, (as, e.g., in
+Bible Societies, Missionary Societies, &c.;) and the English church had
+been previously affected by Methodism. _Immediately_ she must also have
+been affected by Methodism, because Whitfield had been invited to preach
+in Scotland, and _did_ preach in Scotland. But, whatever may have been the
+cause of this awakening from slumber in the two established churches of
+this island, the fact is so little to be denied, that, in both its aspects,
+it is acknowledged by those most interested in denying it. The two
+churches slept the sleep of torpor through the eighteenth century; so much
+of the fact is acknowledged by their own members. The two churches awoke,
+as from a trance, in or just before the dawning of the nineteenth century;
+this second half of the fact is acknowledged by their opponents. The
+Wesleyan Methodists, that formidable power in England and Wales, who once
+reviled the Establishment as the dormitory of spiritual drones, have for
+many years hailed a very large section in that establishment--viz., the
+section technically known by the name of the Evangelical clergy--as
+brothers after their own hearts, and corresponding to their own strictest
+model of a spiritual clergy. That section again, the Evangelical section,
+in the English church, as men more highly educated, took a direct interest
+in the Scottish clergy, upon general principles of liberal interest in all
+that could affect religion, beyond what could be expected from the
+Methodists. And in this way grew up a considerable action and reaction
+between the two classical churches of the British soil.
+
+Such was the varying condition, when sketched in outline, of the Scottish
+and English churches. Two centuries ago, and for half a century beyond
+that, we find both churches in a state of trial, of turbulent agitation,
+and of sacrifices for conscience which involved every fifth or sixth
+beneficiary. Then came a century of languor and the carelessness which
+belongs to settled prosperity. And finally, for both has arisen a half
+century of new light--new zeal--and, spiritually speaking, of new
+prosperity. This deduction it was necessary to bring down, in order to
+explain the new power which arose to the Scottish church during the last
+generation of suppose thirty years.
+
+When two powerful establishments, each separately fitted to the genius and
+needs of its several people, are pulling together powerfully towards one
+great spiritual object, vast must be the results. Our ancestors would have
+stood aghast as at some fabulous legend or some mighty miracle, could they
+have heard of the scale on which our modern contributions proceed for the
+purposes of missions to barbarous nations, of circulating the Scriptures,
+(whether through the Bible Society, that is the National Society, or
+Provincial Societies,) of translating the Scriptures into languages
+scarcely known by name to scholars, of converting Jews, of organizing and
+propagating education. Towards these great objects the Scottish clergy had
+worked with energy and with little disturbance to their unanimity.
+Confidence was universally felt in their piety and in their discretion.
+This confidence even reached the supreme rulers of the state. Very much
+through ecclesiastical influence, new plans for extending the religious
+power of the Scottish church, and indirectly of extending their secular
+power, were countenanced by the Government. Jealousy had been disarmed by
+the upright conduct of the Scottish clergy, and their remarkable freedom
+hitherto from all taint of ambition. It was felt, besides, that the temper
+of the Scottish nation was radically indisposed to all intriguing or modes
+of temporal ascendency in ecclesiastical bodies. The nation, therefore,
+was in some degree held as a guarantee for the discretion of their clergy.
+And hence it arose, that much less caution was applied to the first
+encroachment of the Non-intrusionists, than would have been applied under
+circumstances of more apparent doubt. Hence it arose, that a confidence
+from the Scottish nation was extended to this clergy, which too certainly
+has been abused.
+
+In the years 1824-5, Parliament had passed acts "for building additional
+places of worship in the highlands and islands of Scotland." These acts
+may be looked upon as one section in that general extension of religious
+machinery which the British people, by their government and their
+legislature, have for many years been promoting. Not, as is ordinarily
+said, that the weight of this duty had grown upon them simply through
+their own treacherous neglect of it during the latter half of the
+eighteenth century; but that no reasonable attention to that duty _could_
+have kept pace with the scale upon which the claims of a new manufacturing
+population had increased. In mere equity we must admit--not that the
+British nation had fallen behind its duties, (though naturally it might
+have done so under the religious torpor prevalent at the original era of
+manufacturing extension,) but that the duties had outstripped all human
+power of overtaking them. The efforts, however, have been prodigious in
+this direction for many years. Amongst those applied to Scotland, it had
+been settled by parliament that forty-two new churches should be raised in
+the highlands, with an endowment from the Government of L.120 annually for
+each incumbent. There were besides more than two hundred chapels of ease
+to be founded; and towards this scheme the Scottish public subscribed
+largely. The money was entrusted to the clergy. _That_ was right. But mark
+what followed. It had been expressly provided by Parliament--that any
+district or circumjacent territory, allotted to such parliamentary
+churches as the range within which the incumbent was to exercise his
+spiritual ministrations, should _not_ be separate parishes for any civil
+or legal effects. Here surely the intentions and directions of the
+legislature were plain enough, and decisive enough.
+
+How did the Scottish clergy obey them? They erected all these
+jurisdictions into _bona fide_ "parishes," enjoying the plenary rights (as
+to church government) of the other parishes, and distinguished from them
+in a merely nominal way as parishes _quoad sacra_. There were added at
+once to the presbyteries, which are the organs of the church power, 203
+clerical persons for the chapels of ease, and 42 for the highland
+churches--making a total of 245 new members. By the constitution of the
+Scottish church, an equal number of lay elders (called ruling elders)
+accompany the clerical elders. Consequently 490 new members were
+introduced at once into that particular class of courts (presbyteries)
+which form the electoral bodies in relation to the highest court of
+General Assembly. The effect of this change, made in the very teeth of the
+law, was twofold. First, it threw into many separate presbyteries a
+considerable accession of voters--_all owing their appointments to the
+General Assembly_. This would at once give a large bias favourable to
+their party views in every election for members to serve in the Assembly.
+Even upon an Assembly numerically limited, this innovation would have told
+most abusively. But the Assembly was _not_ limited; and therefore the
+whole effect was, at the same moment, greatly to extend the electors and
+the elected.
+
+Here, then, was the machinery by which the faction worked. They drew that
+power from Scotland rekindled into a temper of religious anxiety, which
+they never could have drawn from Scotland lying torpid, as she had lain
+through the 18th century. The new machinery, (created by Parliament in
+order to meet the wishes of the Scottish nation,) the money of that nation,
+the awakened zeal of that nation; all these were employed, honourably in
+one sense, that is, not turned aside into private channels for purposes of
+individuals, but factiously in the result, as being for the benefit of a
+faction; honourably as regarded the open _mode_ of applying such
+influence--a mode which did not shrink from exposure; but most
+dishonourably, in so far as privileges, which had been conceded altogether
+for a spiritual object, were abusively transferred to the furtherance of a
+temporal intrigue. Such were the methods by which the new-born ambition of
+the clergy moved; and that ambition had become active, simply because it
+had suddenly seemed to become practicable. The presbyteries, as being the
+effectual electoral bodies, are really the main springs of the
+ecclesiastical administration. To govern _them_, was in effect to govern
+the church. A new scheme for extending religion, had opened a new avenue
+to this control over the presbyteries. That opening was notoriously
+unlawful. But not the less, the church faction precipitated themselves
+ardently upon it; and but for the faithfulness of the civil courts, they
+would never have been dislodged from what they had so suddenly acquired.
+Such was the extraordinary leap taken by the Scottish clergy, into a power
+of which, hitherto, they had never enjoyed a fraction. It was a movement
+_per saltum_, beyond all that history has recorded. At cock-crow, they had
+no power at all; when the sun went down, they had gained (if they could
+have held) a papal supremacy. And a thing not less memorably strange is,
+that even yet the ambitious leaders were not disturbed; what they had
+gained was viewed by the public as a collateral gain, indirectly adhering
+to a higher object, but forming no part at all of what the clergy had
+sought. It required the scrutiny of law courts to unmask and decompose
+their true object. The obstinacy of the defence betrayed the real _animus_
+of the attempt. It was an attempt which, in connexion with the _Veto_ Act,
+(supposing that to have prospered,) would have laid the whole power of the
+church at their feet. What the law had distributed amongst three powers,
+patron, parish, and presbytery, would have been concentred in themselves.
+The _quoad sacra_ parishes would have riveted their majorities in the
+presbyteries; and the presbyteries, under the real action of the _Veto_,
+would have appointed nearly every incumbent in Scotland. And this is the
+answer to the question, when treated merely in outline--_How were these
+things done?_ The religion of the times had created new machineries for
+propagating a new religious influence. These fell into the hands of the
+clergy; and the temptation to abuse these advantages led them into
+revolution.
+
+III. Having now stated WHAT was done, as well as HOW it was done, let us
+estimate the CONSEQUENCES of these acts; under this present, or _third_
+section, reviewing the immediate consequences which have taken effect
+already, and under the next section, anticipating the more remote
+consequences yet to be expected.
+
+In the spring of 1834, as we have sufficiently explained, the General
+Assembly ventured on the fatal attempt to revolutionize the church, and
+(as a preliminary towards _that_) on the attempt to revolutionize the
+property of patronage. There lay the extravagance of the attempt; its
+short-sightedness, if they did not see its civil tendencies; its audacity,
+if they _did_. It was one revolution marching to its object through
+another; it was a vote, which, if at all sustained, must entail a long
+inheritance of contests with the whole civil polity of Scotland.
+
+ "Heu quantum fati parva tabella vehit!"
+
+It might seem to strangers a trivial thing, that an obscure court, like
+the presbytery, should proceed in the business of induction by one routine
+rather than by another; but was it a trivial thing that the power of
+appointing clergymen should lapse into this perilous dilemma--either that
+it should be intercepted by the Scottish clerical order, and thus, that a
+lordly hierarchy should be suddenly created, disposing of incomes which,
+in the aggregate, approach to half a million annually; or, on the other
+hand, that this dangerous power, if defeated as a clerical power, should
+settle into a tenure exquisitely democratic? Was _that_ trivial? Doubtless,
+the Scottish ecclesiastical revenues are not equal, nor nearly equal, to
+the English; still, it is true, that Scotland, supposing all her benefices
+equalized, gives a larger _average_ to each incumbent than England, of the
+year 1830. England, in that year, gave an average of £299 to each
+beneficiary; Scotland gave an average of £303. That body, therefore, which
+wields patronage in Scotland, wields a greater relative power than the
+corresponding body in England. Now this body, in Scotland, must finally
+have been the _clerus_; but supposing the patronage to have settled
+nominally where the Veto Act had placed it, then it would have settled
+into the keeping of a fierce democracy. Mr Forsyth has justly remarked,
+that in such a case the hired ploughmen of a parish, mercenary hands that
+quit their engagements at Martinmas, and _can_ have no filial interest in
+the parish, would generally succeed in electing the clergyman. That man
+would be elected generally, who had canvassed the parish with the arts and
+means of an electioneering candidate; or else, the struggle would lie
+between the property and the Jacobinism of the district.
+
+In respect to Jacobinism, the condition of Scotland is much altered from
+what it was; pauperism and great towns have worked "strange defeatures" in
+Scottish society. A vast capital has arisen in the west, on a level with
+the first-rate capitals of the Continent--with Vienna or with Naples; far
+superior in size to Madrid, to Lisbon, to Berlin; more than equal to Rome
+and Milan; or again to Munich and Dresden, taken by couples: and in this
+point, beyond comparison with any one of these capitals, that whilst
+_they_ are connected by slight ties with the circumjacent country, Glasgow
+keeps open a communication with the whole land. Vast laboratories of
+encouragement to manual skill, too often dissociated from consideration of
+character; armies of mechanics, gloomy and restless, having no interfusion
+amongst their endless files of any gradations corresponding to a system of
+controlling officers; these spectacles, which are permanently offered by
+the _castra stativa_ of combined mechanics in Glasgow and its dependencies,
+(Paisley, Greenock, &c.,) supported by similar districts, and by turbulent
+collieries in other parts of that kingdom, make Scotland, when now
+developing her strength, no longer the safe and docile arena for popular
+movements which once she was, with a people that were scattered, and
+habits that were pastoral. And at this moment, so fearfully increased is
+the overbalance of democratic impulses in Scotland, that perhaps in no
+European nation--hardly excepting France--has it become more important to
+hang weights and retarding forces upon popular movements amongst the
+labouring classes.
+
+This being so, we have never been able to understand the apparent apathy
+with which the landed body met the first promulgation of the _Veto_ Act in
+May 1834. Of this apathy, two insufficient explanations suggest
+themselves:--1st, It seemed a matter of delicacy to confront the General
+Assembly, upon a field which they had clamorously challenged for their own.
+The question at issue was tempestuously published to Scotland as a
+question exclusively spiritual. And by whom was it thus published? The
+Southern reader must here not be careless of dates. _At present_, viz. in
+1844, those who fulminate such views of spiritual jurisdiction, are simply
+dissenters; and those who vehemently withstand them are the church, armed
+with the powers of the church. Such are the relations between the parties
+in 1844. But in 1834, the revolutionary party were not only _in_ the
+church, but (being the majority) they came forward _as_ the church. The
+new doctrines presented themselves at first, not as those of a faction,
+but of the Scottish kirk assembled in her highest court. The _prestige_ of
+that advantage, has vanished since then; for this faction, after first of
+all falling into a minority, afterwards ceased to be any part or section
+of the church; but in that year 1834, such a _prestige_ did really operate;
+and this must be received as one of the reasons which partially explain
+the torpor of the landed body. No one liked to move _first_, even amongst
+those who meant to move. But another reason we find in the conscientious
+scruples of many landholders, who hesitated to move at all upon a question
+then insufficiently discussed, and in which their own interest was by so
+many degrees the largest.
+
+These reasons, however, though sufficient for suspense, seem hardly
+sufficient for not having solemnly protested against the _Veto_ Act
+immediately upon its passing the Assembly. Whatever doubts a few persons
+might harbour upon the expediency of such an act, evidently it was
+contrary to the law of the land. The General Assembly could have no power
+to abrogate a law passed by the three estates of the realm. But probably
+it was the deep sense of that truth, which reined up the national
+resistance. Sure of a speedy collision between some patron and the
+infringers of his right, other parties stood back for the present, to
+watch the form which such a collision might assume.
+
+In that same year of 1834, not many months after the passing of the
+Assembly's Act, came on the first case of collision; and some time
+subsequently a second. These two cases, Auchterarder and Marnoch,
+commenced in the very same steps, but immediately afterwards diverged as
+widely as was possible. In both cases, the rights of the patron and of the
+presentee were challenged peremptorily; that is to say, in both cases,
+parishioners objected to the presentee without reason shown. The conduct
+of the people was the same in one case as in the other; that of the two
+presbyteries travelled upon lines diametrically opposite. The first case
+was that of _Auchterarder_. The parish and the presbytery concerned, both
+belonged to Auchterarder; and there the presbytery obeyed the new law of
+the Assembly: they rejected the presentee, refusing to take him on trial
+of his qualifications; And why? we cannot too often repeat--simply because
+a majority of a rustic congregation had rejected him, without attempting
+to show reason for his rejection. The Auchterarder presbytery, for _their_
+part in the affair, were prosecuted in the Court of Session by the injured
+parties--Lord Kinnoul, the patron, and Mr Young, the presentee. Twice,
+upon a different form of action, the Court of Session gave judgment
+against the presbytery; twice the case went up by appeal to the Lords;
+twice the Lords affirmed the judgment of the court below. In the other
+case of _Marnoch_, the presbytery of Strathbogie took precisely the
+opposite course. So far from abetting the unjust congregation of rustics,
+they rebelled against the new law of the Assembly, and declared, by seven
+of their number against three, that they were ready to proceed with the
+trial of the presentee, and to induct him (if found qualified) into the
+benefice. Upon this, the General Assembly suspended the seven members of
+presbytery. By that mode of proceeding, the Assembly fancied that they
+should be able to elude the intentions of the presbytery: it being
+supposed that, whilst suspended, the presbytery had no power to ordain;
+and that, without ordination, there was no possibility of giving induction.
+But here the Assembly had miscalculated. Suspension would indeed have had
+the effects ascribed to it; but in the mean time, the suspension, as being
+originally illegal, was found to be void: and the presentee, on that
+ground, obtained a decree from the Court of Session, ordaining the
+presbytery of Strathbogie to proceed with the settlement. Three of the ten
+members composing this presbytery, resisted; and they were found liable in
+expenses. The other seven completed the settlement in the usual form. Here
+was plain rebellion; and rebellion triumphant. If this were allowed, all
+was gone. What should the Assembly do for the vindication of their
+authority? Upon deliberation, they deposed the contumacious presbytery
+from their functions as clergymen, and declared their churches vacant. But
+this sentence was found to be a _brutum fulmen_; the crime was no crime,
+the punishment turned out no punishment: and a minority, even in this very
+Assembly, declared publicly that they would not consent to regard this
+sentence as any sentence at all, but would act in all respects as if no
+such sentence had been carried by vote. _Within_ their own high Court of
+Assembly, it is, however, difficult to see how this refusal to recognise a
+sentence voted by a majority could be valid. Outside, the civil courts
+came into play; but within the Assembly, surely its own laws and votes
+prevailed. However, this distinction could bring little comfort to the
+Assembly at present; for the illegality of the deposal was now past all
+dispute; and the attempt to punish, or even ruin, a number of professional
+brethren for not enforcing a by-law, when the by-law itself had been found
+irreconcilable to the law of the land, greatly displease the public, as
+vindictive, oppressive, and useless to the purposes of the Assembly.
+
+Nothing was gained except the putting on record an implacability that was
+_confessedly_ impotent. This was the very lunacy of malice. Mortifying it
+might certainly seem for the members of a supreme court, like the General
+Assembly, to be baffled by those of a subordinate court: but still, since
+each party must be regarded as representing far larger interests than any
+personal to themselves, trying on either side, not the energies of their
+separate wits, but the available resources of law in one of its obscurer
+chapters, there really seemed no more room for humiliation to the one
+party, or for triumph to the other, than there is amongst reasonable men
+in the result from a game, where the game is one exclusively of chance.
+
+From this period it is probably that the faction of Non-intrusionists
+resolved upon abandoning the church. It was the one sole resource left for
+sustaining their own importance to men who were now sinking fast in public
+estimation. At the latter end of 1842, they summoned a convocation in
+Edinburgh. The discussions were private; but it was generally understood
+that at this time they concerted a plan for going out from the church, in
+the event of their failing to alarm the Government by the notification of
+this design. We do not pretend to any knowledge of secrets. What is known
+to every body is--that on the annual meeting of the General Assembly, in
+May 1843, the great body of the Non-intrusionists moved out in procession.
+The sort of theatrical interest which gathered round the Seceders for a
+few hurried days in May, was of a kind which should naturally have made
+wise men both ashamed and disgusted. It was the merest effervescence from
+that state of excitement which is nursed by novelty, by expectation, by
+the vague anticipation of a "scene," possibly of a quarrel, together with
+the natural interest in _seeing_ men whose names had been long before the
+public in books and periodical journals.
+
+The first measure of the Seceders was to form themselves into a
+pseudo-General Assembly. When there are two suns visible, or two moons,
+the real one and its duplicate, we call the mock sun a _parhelios_, and
+the mock moon a _paraselene_. On that principle, we must call this mock
+Assembly a _para-synodos_. Rarely, indeed, can we applaud the Seceders in
+the fabrication of names. They distinguish as _quoad sacra_ parishes those
+which were peculiarly _quoad politica_ parishes; for in that view only
+they had been interesting to the Non-intrusionists. Again, they style
+themselves _The Free Church_, by way of taunting the other side with being
+a servile church. But how are they any church at all? By the courtesies of
+Europe, and according to usage, a church means a religious incorporation,
+protected and privileged by the State. Those who are not so privileged are
+usually content with the title of Separatists, Dissenters, or
+Nonconformists. No wise man will see either good sense or dignity in
+assuming titles not appropriate. The very position and aspect towards the
+church (legally so called) which has been assumed by the
+Non-intrusionists--viz. the position of protestors against that body, not
+merely as bearing, amongst other features, a certain relation to the State,
+but specifically _because_ they bear that relation, makes it incongruous,
+and even absurd, for these Dissenters to denominate themselves a "church."
+But there is another objection to this denomination--the "Free Church"
+have no peculiar and separate Confession of Faith. Nobody knows what are
+their _credenda_--what they hold indispensable for fellow-membership,
+either as to faith in mysteries or in moral doctrines. Now, if they
+reply--"Oh! as to that, we adopt for our faith all that ever we _did_
+profess when members of the Scottish kirk"--then in effect they are hardly
+so much as a dissenting body, except in some elliptic sense. There is a
+grievous _hiatus_ in their own title-deeds and archives; they supply it by
+referring people to the muniment chest of the kirk. Would it not be a
+scandal to a Protestant church if she should say to communicants--"We have
+no sacramental vessels, or even ritual; but you may borrow both from Papal
+Rome." Not only, however, is the Kirk to _lend_ her Confession, &c.; but
+even then a plain rustic will not be able to guess how many parts in his
+Confession are or may be affected by the "reformation" of the
+Non-intrusionists. Surely, he will think, if this reformation were so vast
+that it drove them out of the national church, absolutely exploded them,
+then it follows that it must have interveined and _indirectly_ modified
+innumerable questions: a difference that was punctually limited to this
+one or these two clauses, could not be such a difference as justified a
+rupture. Besides, if they have altered this one or these two clauses, or
+have altered their interpretation, how is any man to know (except from a
+distinct Confession of Faith) that they have not even _directly_ altered
+much more? Notoriety through newspapers is surely no ground to stand upon
+in religion. And now it appears that the unlettered rustic needs two
+guides--one to show him exactly how much they have altered, whether two
+points or two hundred, as well as _which_ two or two hundred; another to
+teach him how far these original changes may have carried with them
+secondary changes as consequences into other parts of the Christian system.
+One of the known changes, viz. the doctrine of popular election as the
+proper qualification for parish clergymen, possibility is not fitted to
+expand itself or ramify, except by analogy. But the other change, the
+infinity which has been suddenly turned off like a jet of gas, or like the
+rushing of wind through the tubes of an organ, upon the doctrine and
+application of _spirituality_, seems fitted for derivative effects that
+are innumerable. Consequently, we say of the Non-intrusionists--not only
+that they are no church; but that they are not even any separate body of
+Dissenters, until they have published a "Confession" or a _revised_
+edition of the Scottish Confession.
+
+IV. Lastly, we have to sum and to appreciate the _ultimate_ consequences
+of these things. Let us pursue them to the end of the vista.--First in
+order stands the dreadful shock to the National Church Establishment; and
+that is twofold: it is a shock from without, acting through opinion, and a
+shock from within, acting through the contagion of example. Each case is
+separately perfect. Through the opinion of men standing _outside_ of the
+church, the church herself suffers wrong in her authority. Through the
+contagion of sympathy stealing over men _inside_ of the church, peril
+arises of other shocks in a second series, which would so exhaust the
+church by reiterated convulsions, as to leave her virtually dismembered
+and shattered for all her great national functions.
+
+As to that evil which acts through opinion, it works by a machinery, viz.
+the press and social centralization in great cities, which in these days
+is perfect. Right or wrong, justified or _not_ justified by the acts of
+the majority, it is certain that every public body--how much more then, a
+body charged with the responsibility of upholding the truth in its
+standards!--suffers dreadfully in the world's opinion by any feud, schism,
+or shadow of change among its members. This is what the New Testament, a
+code of philosophy fertile in new ideas, first introduced under the name
+of _scandal_; that is, any occasion of serious offence ministered to the
+weak or to the sceptical by differences irreconcilable in the acts or the
+opinions of those whom they are bound to regard as spiritual authorities.
+Now here in Scotland, is a feud past all arbitration: here is a schism no
+longer theoretic, neither beginning nor ending in mere speculation: here
+is a change of doctrine, _on one side or the other_, which throws a sad
+umbrage of doubt and perplexity over the pastoral relation of the church
+to every parish in Scotland. Less confidence there must always be
+henceforward in great religious incorporations. Was there any such
+incorporation reputed to be more internally harmonious than the Scottish
+church? None has been so tempestuously agitated. Was any church more
+deeply pledged to the spirit of meekness? None has split asunder so
+irreconcilably. As to the grounds of quarrel, could any questions or
+speculations be found so little fitted for a popular intemperance? Yet no
+breach of unity has ever propagated itself by steps so sudden and
+irrevocable. One short decennium has comprehended within its circuit the
+beginning and the end of this unparalleled hurricane. In 1834, the first
+light augury of mischief skirted the horizon--a cloud no bigger than a
+man's hand. In 1843 the evil had "travelled on from birth to birth."
+Already it had failed in what may be called one conspiracy; already it had
+entered upon a second, viz. to rear up an _Anti-Kirk_, or spurious
+establishment, which should twist itself with snake-like folds about the
+legal establishment; surmount it as a Roman _vinea_ surmounted the
+fortifications which it beleaguered; and which, under whatsoever practical
+issue for the contest, should at any rate overlook, molest, and insult the
+true church for ever. Even this brief period of development would have
+been briefer, had not the law courts interposed many delays. Demurs of law
+process imposed checks upon the uncharitable haste of the _odium
+theologicum_. And though in a question of schism it would be a _petitio
+principii_ for a neutral censor to assume that either party had been
+originally in error, yet it is within our competence to say, that the
+Seceders it was whose bigotry carried the dispute to that sad issue of a
+final separation. The establishment would have been well content to stop
+short of that consummation: and temperaments might have been found,
+compromises both safe and honourable, had the minority built less of their
+reversionary hopes upon the policy of a fanciful martyrdom. Martyrs they
+insisted upon becoming: and that they _might_ be martyrs, it was necessary
+for them to secede. That Europe thinks at present with less reverence of
+Protestant institutions than it did ten years ago, is due to one of these
+institutions in particular; viz. to the Scottish kirk, and specifically to
+the minority in that body. They it was who spurned all mutual toleration,
+all brotherly indulgence from either side to what it regarded as error in
+the other. Consequently upon _their_ consciences lies the responsibility
+of having weakened the pillars of the Reformed churches throughout
+Christendom.
+
+Had those abuses been really such, which the Seceders denounced, were it
+possible that a primary law of pure Christianity had been set aside for
+generations, how came it that evils so gross had stirred no whispers of
+reproach before 1834? How came it that no aurora of early light, no
+prelusive murmurs of scrupulosity even from themselves, had run before
+this wild levanter of change? Heretofore or now there must have been huge
+error on their own showing. Heretofore they must have been traitorously
+below their duty, or now mutinously beyond it.
+
+Such conclusions are irresistible; and upon any path, seceding or not
+seceding, they menace the worldly credit of ecclesiastical bodies. That
+evil is now past remedy. As for the other evil, that which acts upon
+church establishments, not through simple failure in the guarantees of
+public opinion, but through their own internal vices of composition; here
+undeniably we see a chasm traversing the Scottish church from the very
+gates to the centre. And unhappily the same chasm, which marks a division
+of the church internally, is a link connecting it externally with the
+Seceders. For how stands the case? Did the Scottish Kirk, at the last
+crisis, divide broadly into two mutually excluding sections? Was there one
+of these bisections which said _Yes_, whilst the other responded _No_? Was
+the affirmative and negative shared between them as between the black
+chessmen and the white? Not so; and unhappily not so. The two extremes
+there were, but these shaded off into each other. Many were the _nuances_;
+multiplied the combinations. Here stood a section that had voted for all
+the changes, with two or three exceptions; there stood another that went
+the _whole_ length as to this change, but no part of the way as to that;
+between these sections arose others that had voted arbitrarily, or
+_eclectically_, that is, by no law generally recognised. And behind this
+eclectic school were grouped others who had voted for all novelties up to
+a certain day, but after _that_ had refused to go further with a movement
+party whose tendencies they had begun to distrust. In this last case,
+therefore, the divisional line fell upon no principle, but upon the
+accident of having, at that particular moment, first seen grounds of
+conscientious alarm. The principles upon which men had divided were
+various, and these various principles were variously combined. But, on the
+other hand, those who have gone out were the men who approved totally, not
+partially--unconditionally, not within limits--up to the end, and not to a
+given day. Consequently those who stayed in comprehended all the shades
+and degrees which the men of violence excluded. The Seceders were
+unanimous to a man, and of necessity; for he who approves the last act,
+the extreme act, which is naturally the most violent act, _à fortiori_
+approves all lesser acts. But the establishment, by parity of reason,
+retained upon its rolls all the degrees, all the modifications, all who
+had exercised a wise discretion, who, in so great a cause, had thought it
+a point of religion to be cautious; whose casuistry had moved in the
+harness of peace, and who had preferred an interest of conscience to a
+triumph of partisanship. We honour them for that policy; but we cannot
+hide from ourselves, that the very principle which makes such a policy
+honourable at the moment, makes it dangerous in reversion. For he who
+avows that, upon public motives, he once resisted a temptation to schism,
+makes known by that avowal that he still harbours in his mind the germ of
+such a temptation; and to that scruple, which once he resisted, hereafter
+he may see reason for yielding. The principles of schism, which for the
+moment were suppressed, are still latent in the church. It is urged that,
+in quest of unity, many of these men _succeeded_ in resisting the
+instincts of dissension at the moment of crisis. True: But this might be
+because they presumed on winning from their own party equal concessions by
+means less violent than schism; or because they attached less weight to
+the principle concerned, than they may see cause for attaching upon future
+considerations; or because they would not allow themselves to sanction the
+cause of the late Secession, by going out in company with men whose
+principles they adopted only in part, or whose manner of supporting those
+principles they abhorred. Universally it is evident, that little stress is
+to be laid on a negative act; simply to have declined going out with the
+Seceders proves nothing, for it is equivocal. It is an act which may cover
+indifferently a marked hostility to the Secession party, or an absolute
+friendliness, but a friendliness not quite equal to so extreme a test. And,
+again, this negative act may be equivocal in a different way; the
+friendliness may not only have existed, but may have existed in strength
+sufficient for any test whatever; not the principles of the Seceders, but
+their Jacobinical mode of asserting them, may have proved the true nerve
+of the repulsion to many. What is it that we wish the English reader to
+collect from these distinctions? Simply that the danger is not yet gone
+past. The earthquake, says a great poet, when speaking of the general
+tendency in all dangers to come round by successive and reiterated shocks--
+
+ "The earthquake is not satisfied at once."
+
+All dangers which lie deeply seated are recurrent dangers; they intermit,
+only as the revolving lamps of a lighthouse are periodically eclipsed. The
+General Assembly of 1843, when closing her gates upon the Seceders, shut
+_in_, perhaps, more of the infected than at that time she succeeded in
+shutting _out_. As respected the opinion of the world outside, it seemed
+advisable to shut out the least number possible; for in proportion to the
+number of the Seceders, was the danger that they should carry with them an
+authentic impression in their favour. On the other hand, as respected a
+greater danger, (the danger from internal contagion,) it seemed advisable
+that the church should have shut out (if she could) very many of those who,
+for the present, adhered to her. The broader the separation, and the more
+absolute, between the church and the secession, so much the less anxiety
+there would have survived lest the rent should spread. That the anxiety in
+this respect is not visionary, the reader may satisfy himself by looking
+over a remarkable pamphlet, which professes by its title to separate the
+_wheat from the chaff_. By the "wheat," in the view of this writer, is
+meant the aggregate of those who persevered in their recusant policy up to
+the practical result of secession. All who stopped short of that
+consummation, (on whatever plea,) are the "chaff." The writer is something
+of an incendiary, or something of a fanatic; but he is consistent with
+regard to his own principles, and so elaborately careful in his details as
+to extort admiration of his energy and of his patience in research.
+
+But the reason for which we notice this pamphlet, is, with a view to the
+proof of that large intestine mischief which still lingers behind in the
+vitals of the Scottish establishment. No proof, in a question of that
+nature, _can_ be so showy and _ostensive_ to a stranger, as that which is
+supplied by this vindictive pamphlet. For every past vote recording a
+scruple, is the pledge of a scruple still existing, though for the moment
+suppressed. Since the secession, nearly 450 new men may have entered the
+church. This supplementary body has probably diluted the strength of the
+revolutionary principles. But they also may, perhaps, have partaken to
+some extent in the contagion of these principles. True, there is this
+guarantee for caution, on the part of these new men, that as yet they are
+pledged to nothing; and that, seeing experimentally how fearfully many of
+their older brethren are now likely to be fettered by the past, they have
+every possible motive for reserve, in committing themselves, either by
+their votes or by their pens. In _their_ situation, there is a special
+inducement to prudence, because there is a prospect, that for _them_
+prudence is in time to be effectual. But for many of the older men,
+prudence comes too late. They are already fettered. And what we are now
+pointing out to the attention of our readers, is, that by the past, by the
+absolute votes of the past, too sorrowfully it is made evident, that the
+Scottish church is deeply tainted with the principles of the secession.
+These germs of evil and of revolution, speaking of them in a _personal_
+sense, cannot be purged off entirely until one generation shall have
+passed away. But, speaking of them as _principles_ capable of vegetation,
+these germs may or may not expand into whole forests of evil, according to
+the accidents of coming events, whether fitted to tranquillize our billowy
+aspects of society; or, on the other hand, largely to fertilize the many
+occasions of agitation, which political fermentations are too sure to
+throw off. Let this chance turn out as it may, we repeat for the
+information of Southerns--that the church, by shutting off the persons of
+particular agitators, has not shut off the principles of agitation; and
+that the _cordon sanataire_, supposing the spontaneous exile of the
+Non-intrusionists to be regarded in that light, was not drawn about the
+church until the disease had spread widely _within_ the lines.
+
+Past votes may not absolutely pledge a man to a future course of action;
+warned in time, such a man may stand neutral in practice; but thus far
+they poison the fountains of wholesome unanimity--that, if a man can evade
+the necessity of squaring particular _actions_ to his past opinions, at
+least he must find himself tempted to square his opinions themselves, or
+his counsels, to such past opinions as he may too notoriously have placed
+on record by his votes.
+
+But, if such are the continual dangers from reactions in the establishment,
+so long as men survive in that establishment who feel upbraided by past
+votes, and so long as enemies survive who will not suffer these
+upbraidings to slumber--dangers which much mutual forbearance and charity
+can alone disarm; on the other hand, how much profounder is the
+inconsistency to which the Free church is doomed!--They have rent the
+unity of that church, to which they had pledged their faith--but on what
+plea? On the plea, that in cases purely spiritual, they could not in
+conscience submit to the award of the secular magistrate. Yet how merely
+impracticable is this principle, as an abiding principle of action!
+Churches, that is, the charge of particular congregations, will be with
+_them_ (as with other religious communities) the means of livelihood.
+Grounds innumerable will arise for excluding, or attempting to exclude,
+each other from these official stations. No possible form regulating the
+business of ordination, or of induction, can anticipate the infinite
+objections which may arise. But no man interested in such a case, will
+submit to a judge appointed by insufficient authority. Daily bread for his
+family, is what few men will resign without a struggle. And that struggle
+will of necessity come for final adjudication to the law courts of the
+land, whose interference in any question affecting a spiritual interest,
+the Free church has for ever pledged herself to refuse. But in the case
+supposed, she will not have the power to refuse it. She will be cited
+before the tribunals, and can elude that citation in no way but by
+surrendering the point in litigation; and if she should adopt the notion,
+that it is better for her to do _that_, than to acknowledge a sufficient
+authority in the court by pleading at its bar, upon this principle once
+made public, she will soon be stripped of every thing, and will cease to
+be a church at all. She cannot continue to be a depository of any faith,
+or a champion of any doctrines, if she lose the means of defending her own
+incorporations. But how can she maintain the defenders of her rights or
+the dispensers of her truths, if she refuses, upon immutable principle, to
+call in the aid of the magistrate on behalf of rights, which, under any
+aspect, regard spiritual relations? Attempting to maintain these rights by
+private arbitration within a forum of her own, she will soon find such
+arbitration not binding at all upon the party who conceives himself
+aggrieved. The issue will be as in Mr O'Connell's courts, where the
+parties played at going to law; from the moment when they ceased to play,
+and no longer "made believe" to be disputing, the award of the judge
+became as entire a mockery, as any stage mimicry of such a transaction.
+
+This should be the natural catastrophe of the case, and the probable
+evasion of that destructive consummation, to which she is carried by her
+principles, will be--that, as soon as her feelings of rancour shall have
+cooled down these principles will silently drop out of use; and the very
+reason will be suffered to perish for which she ever became a dissenting
+body. With this however, we, that stand outside, are noways concerned. But
+an evil, in which we _are_ concerned, is the headlong tendency of the Free
+church, and of all churches adulterating with her principle, to an issue
+not merely dangerous in a political sense, but ruinous n an anti-social
+sense. The artifice of the Free church lies in pleading a spiritual
+relation of any case whatever, whether of doing or suffering, whether
+positive or negative as a reason for taking it out of all civil control.
+Now we may illustrate the peril of this artifice, by a reality at this
+time impending over society in Ireland. Dr Higgins, titular bishop of
+Ardagh, has undertaken, upon this very plea of a spiritual power not
+amenable to civil control, a sort of warfare with Government, upon the
+question of their power to suspend or defeat the O'Connell agitation. For,
+says he, if Government should succeed in thus intercepting the direct
+power of haranguing mobs in open assemblies, then will I harangue them,
+and cause then to be harangued, in the same spirit, upon the same topics,
+from the altar or the pulpit. An immediate extension of this principle
+would be--that every disaffected clergyman in the three kingdoms, would
+lecture his congregation upon the duty of paying no taxes. This he would
+denominate passive resistance; and resistance to bad government would
+become, in his language, the most sacred of duties. In any argument with
+such a man, he would be found immediately falling back upon the principle
+of the Free church: he would insist upon it as a spiritual right, as a
+case entirely between his conscience and God, whether he should press to
+an extremity any and every doctrine, though tending to the instant
+disorganization of society. To lecture against war, and against taxes as
+directly supporting war, would wear a most colourable air of truth amongst
+all weak-minded persons. And these would soon appear to have been but the
+first elements of confusion under the improved views of spiritual rights.
+The doctrines of the _Levellers_ in Cromwell's time, of the _Anabaptists_
+in Luther's time, would exalt themselves upon the ruins of society, if
+governments were weak enough to recognise these spiritual claims in the
+feeblest of their initial advances. If it were possible to suppose such
+chimeras prevailing, the natural redress would soon be seen to lie through
+secret tribunals, like those of the dreadful _Fehmgericht_ in the middle
+ages. It would be absurd, however, seriously to pursue these anti-social
+chimeras through their consequences. Stern remedies would summarily crush
+so monstrous an evil. Our purpose is answered, when the necessity of such
+insupportable consequences is shown to link itself with that distinction
+upon which the Free church has laid the foundations of its own
+establishment. Once for all, there is no act or function belonging to an
+officer of a church, which is faces. And every examination of the case
+convinces us more and more that the Seceders took up the old papal
+distinction, as to acts spiritual or not spiritual, not under any delusion
+less or more, but under a simple necessity of finding some evasion or
+other which should meet and embody the whole rancour of the moment.
+
+But beyond any other evil consequence prepared by the Free Church, is the
+appalling spirit of Jacobinism which accompanies their whole conduct, and
+which latterly has avowed itself in their words. The case began
+Jacobinically, for it began in attacks upon the rights of property. But
+since the defeat of this faction by the law courts, language seems to fail
+them, for the expression of their hatred and affected scorn towards the
+leading nobility of Scotland. Yet why? The case lies in the narrowest
+compass. The Duke of Sutherland, and other great landholders, had refused
+sites for their new churches. Upon this occurred a strong fact, and strong
+in both directions; first, for the Seceders; secondly, upon better
+information, _against_ them. The _Record_ newspaper, a religious journal,
+ably and conscientiously conducted, took part with the Secession, and very
+energetically; for they denounced the noble duke's refusal of land as an
+act of "persecution;" and upon this principle--that, in a county where his
+grace was pretty nearly the sole landed proprietor, to refuse land
+(assuming that a fair price had been tendered for it) was in effect to
+show such intolerance as might easily tend to the suppression of truth.
+Intolerance, however, is not persecution; and, if it were, the casuistry
+of the question is open still to much discussion. But this is not
+necessary; for the ground is altogether shifted when the duke's reason for
+refusing the land comes to be stated: he had refused it, not
+unconditionally, not in the spirit of Non-intrusion courts' "_without
+reason shown_," but on this unanswerable argument--that the whole efforts
+of the new church were pointed (and professedly pointed) to the one object
+of destroying the establishment, and "sweeping it from the land." Could
+any guardian of public interests, under so wicked a threat, hesitate as to
+the line of his duty? By granting the land to parties uttering such
+menaces, the Duke of Sutherland would have made himself an accomplice in
+the unchristian conspiracy. Meantime, next after this fact, it is the
+strongest defence which we can offer for the duke--that in a day or two
+after this charge of "persecution," the _Record_ was forced to attack the
+Seceders in terms which indirectly defended the duke. And this, not in any
+spirit of levity, but under mere conscientious constraint. For no journal
+has entered so powerfully or so eloquently into the defence of the general
+principle involved in the Secession, (although questioning its expediency,)
+as this particular _Record_. Consequently any word of condemnation from so
+earnest a friend, comes against the Seceders with triple emphasis. And
+this is shown in the tone of the expostulations addressed to the _Record_
+by some of the Secession leaders. It spares us, indeed, all necessity of
+quoting the vile language uttered by members of the Free Church Assembly,
+if we say, that the _neutral_ witnesses of such un-Christian outrages have
+murmured, remonstrated, protested, in every direction; and that Dr
+Macfarlane, who has since corresponded with the Duke of Sutherland upon
+the whole case--viz. upon the petition for land, as affected by the
+shocking menaces of the Seceders--has, in no other way, been able to evade
+the double mischief of undertaking a defence for the indefensible, and at
+the same time of losing the land irretrievably, than by affecting an
+unconsciousness of language used by his party little suited to his own
+sacred calling, or to the noble simplicities of Christianity. Certainly it
+is unhappy for the Seceders, that the only disavowal of the most fiendish
+sentiments heard in our days, has come from an individual not authorized,
+or at all commissioned by his party--from an individual not showing any
+readiness to face the whole charges, disingenuously dissembling the worst
+of them, and finally offering his very feeble disclaimer, which
+equivocates between a denial and a palliation--not until _after_ he found
+himself in the position of a petitioner for favours.
+
+Specifically the great evil of our days, is the abiding temptation, in
+every direction, to popular discontent, to agitation, and to systematic
+sedition. Now, we say it with sorrow, that from no other incendiaries have
+we heard sentiments so wild, fierce, or maliciously democratic, as from
+the leaders of the Secession. It was the Reform Bill of 1832, and the
+accompanying agitation, which first suggested the _veto_ agitation of 1834,
+and prescribed its tone. From all classes of our population in turn, there
+have come forward individuals to disgrace themselves by volunteering their
+aid to the chief conspirators of the age. We have earls, we have
+marquesses, coming forward as Corn-League agents; we have magistrates by
+scores angling for popularity as Repealers. But these have been private
+parties, insulated, disconnected, disowned. When we hear of Christianity
+prostituted to the service of Jacobinism--of divinity becoming the
+handmaid to insurrection--and of clergymen in masses offering themselves
+as promoters of anarchy, we go back in thought to that ominous
+organization of irreligion, which gave its most fearful aspects to the
+French Revolution.
+
+Other evils are in the rear as likely to arise out of the _funds_ provided
+for the new Seceders, were the distribution of those funds confessedly
+unobjectionable, but more immediately under the present murmurs against
+that distribution. There are two funds: one subscribed expressly for the
+building of churches, the other limited to the "sustentation" of
+incumbents. And the complaint is--that this latter fund has been invaded
+for purposes connected with the first. The reader can easily see the
+motive to this injustice: it is a motive of ambition. Far more display of
+power is made by the annunciation to the world of six hundred churches
+built, than of any difference this way or that in the comfort and decorous
+condition of the clergy. This last is a domestic feature of the case, not
+fitted for public effect. But the number of the churches will resound
+through Europe. Meantime, _at present_, the allowance to the great body of
+Seceding clergy averages but £80 a-year; and the allegation is--that, but
+for the improper interference with the fund on the motive stated, it would
+have averaged £150 a-year. If any where a town parish has raised a much
+larger provision for its pastor, even _that_ has now become a part of the
+general grievance. For it is said that all such special contributions
+ought to have been thrown into one general fund--liable to one general
+principle of distribution. Yet again, will even this fund, partially as it
+seems to have been divided, continue to be available? Much of it lies in
+annual subscriptions: now, in the next generation of subscribers, a son
+will possibly not adopt the views of his father; but assuredly he will not
+adopt his father's zeal. Here however, (though this is not probable,)
+there may arise some compensatory cases of subscribers altogether new. But
+another question is pressing for decision, which menaces a frightful shock
+to the schismatical church: female agency has been hitherto all potent in
+promoting the subscriptions; and a demand has been made in
+consequence--that women shall be allowed to vote in the church courts.
+Grant this demand--for it cannot be evaded--and what becomes of the model
+for church government as handed down from John Knox and Calvin? Refuse it,
+and what becomes of the future subscriptions?
+
+But these are evils, it may be said, only for the Seceders. Not so: we are
+all interested in the respectability of the national teachers, whatever be
+their denomination: we are all interested in the maintenance of a high
+standard for theological education. These objects are likely to suffer at
+any rate. But it is even a worse result which we may count on from the
+changes, that a practical approximation is thus already made to what is
+technically known as Voluntaryism. The "_United Secession_," that is the
+old collective body of Scottish Dissenters, who, having no regular
+provision, are carried into this voluntary system, already exult that this
+consummation of the case cannot be far off. Indeed, so far as the Seceders
+are dependent upon _annual_ subscriptions, and coupling that relation to
+the public with the great doctrine of these Seceders, that congregations
+are universally to appoint their own pastors, we do not see how such an
+issue is open to evasion. The leaders of the new Secession all protest
+against Voluntaryism: but to that complexion of things they travel rapidly
+by the mere mechanic action of their dependent (or semi-dependent)
+situation, combined with one of their two characteristic principles.
+
+The same United Secession journal openly anticipates another and more
+diffusive result from this great movement; viz. the general disruption of
+church establishments. We trust that this anticipation will be signally
+defeated. And yet there is one view of the case which saddens us when we
+turn our eyes in that direction. Among the reasonings and expostulations
+of the Schismatic church, one that struck us as the most eminently
+hypocritical, and ludicrously so, was this: "You ought," said they, when
+addressing the Government, and exposing the error of the law proceedings,
+"to have stripped us of the temporalities arising from the church, stipend,
+glebe, parsonage, but not of the spiritual functions. We had no right to
+the emoluments of our stations, when the law courts had decided against us
+but we _had_ a right to the laborious duties of the stations." No gravity
+could refuse to smile at this complaint--verbally so much in the spirit of
+primitive Christianity, yet in its tendency so insidious. For could it be
+possible that a competitor introduced by the law, and leaving the duties
+of the pastoral office to the old incumbent, but pocketing the salary,
+should not be hooted on the public roads by many who might otherwise have
+taken no part in the feud? This specious claim was a sure and brief way to
+secure the hatefulness of their successors. Now, we cannot conceal from
+ourselves that something like this invidious condition of things might be
+realized under two further revolutions. We have said, that a second schism
+in the Scottish church is not impossible. It is also but too possible that
+Puseyism nay yet rend the English establishment by a similar convulsion.
+But in such contingencies, we should see a very large proportion of the
+spiritual teachers in both nations actually parading to the public eye,
+and rehearsing something very like the treacherous proposal of the late
+Seceders, viz. the spectacle of one party performing much of the difficult
+duties, and another party enjoying the main emoluments. This would be a
+most unfair mode of recommending Voluntaryism. Falling in with the
+infirmities of many in these days, such a spectacle would give probably a
+fatal bias to that system in our popular and Parliamentary counsels. This
+would move the sorrow of the Seceders themselves: for they have protested
+against the theory of all Voluntaries with a vehemence which that party
+even complain of as excessive. Their leaders have many times avowed, that
+any system which should leave to men in general the estimate of their own
+religious wants as a pecuniary interest, would be fatal to the Christian
+tone of our national morals. Checked and overawed by the example of an
+establishment, the Voluntaries themselves are far more fervent in their
+Christian exertions than they could be when liberated from that contrast.
+The religious spirit of both England and Scotland under such a change
+would droop for generations. And in that one evil, let us hope, the
+remotest and least probable of the many evils threatened by the late
+schism, these nations would have reason by comparison almost to forget the
+rest.
+
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+
+
+
+
+SITTING FOR A PORTRAIT
+
+
+What could induce you, my dear Eusebius, to commit yourself into the hands
+of a portrait-painter? And so, you ask me to go with you. Are you afraid,
+that you want me to keep you in countenance, where I shall be sure to put
+you out? You ask too petitioningly, as if you suspected I should refuse to
+attend your _execution_; for you are going to be _be-headed_, and soon
+will it be circulated through your village, that you have had your _head
+taken off_: I will not go with you--it would spoil all. You are afraid to
+trust the painter. You think he may be a physiognomist, and will hit some
+characteristic which you would quietly let slip his notice; and you
+flatter yourself that I might help to mislead him. Are you afraid of being
+made too amiable, or too plain? No, no! You are not vain. Whence comes
+this vagary?--well, we shall all know in good time. Were I to be with you,
+I should talk--perhaps maliciously--on purpose to see how your features
+would unsettle and shift themselves to the vagrant humour, that though one
+would know another from habit, and their old acquaintanceship, the painter
+would never be able to keep them steadily together. I should laugh to see
+every lineament "going ahead," and art "non compos."
+
+I will, however, venture to put down some plain directions how you are to
+sit. First, let me tell you how you are not to sit. Don't, in your horror
+of a sentimental amiable look, put on yourself the air of a Diogenes, or
+you will be like nothing human--and if you shun Diogenes, you may put on
+the likeness of a still greater fool. No man living can look more wise
+than you; but if you fall out with wisdom, or would in your whim throw
+contempt on it, no one can better play the fool. You are the laughing or
+crying Philosopher at pleasure--but sit as neither, for in either
+character you will set the painter's house in a roar. I fear the very
+plaster figures in it will set you off--to see yourself in such motley
+company, with Bacchus and Hercules, and Jupiter and Saturn, with his
+marble children to devour. You will look Homer and Socrates in the face;
+and I know will make antics, throw out, and show fight to the Gladiator.
+This may be, if your painter, as many of them do, affect the antique; but
+if he be another sort of guess person, it may be worse still with you. You
+may not have to make your bow to a Venus Anadyomene--but how will you be
+able to face the whole Muggletonian synod? Imagine the "Complete Body,"
+from the Evangelical Magazine, framed and glazed, round the walls, and all
+looking at you in the condemned cell. Against this you must prepare; for
+many country artists prefer this line to the antique. It is their
+connexion--and should you make a mistake and go to the wrong man, you
+will most assuredly be added to the Convocation, if not put to head a
+controversy as frontispiece. It will be in vain for you to say, "Fronti
+nulla fides;" "[Greek: gnothi seauton]" before you get there, or nobody
+will know you. Take care lest your physiognomy be canvassed by many more
+besides the painter. Are you prepared to have your every lineament
+scrutinized by every body? to hear behind a screen the disparagement of
+your lips, your eyes thought deceitful, and, in addition, a sentence of
+general ugliness passed upon you? So you must stoop to paint-pots, have
+daubs of reds, and yellows, and greys perked up against your nose for
+comparison. Your man may be a fancy mesmerizer, or mesmerize you, now that
+it is flying about like an epidemic, without knowing it. If he can, he
+will surely do it, to keep you still: that is the way to get a good sitter.
+Eusebius in a _coma_! answering all comers, like one of the heads in the
+play of Macbeth! But I was to tell you how to sit--that is the way, get
+into a _coma_--that will be the painter's best chance of having you; or,
+when he has been working for hours, he may find you a Proteus, and that
+you have slipped through his fingers after all his toil to catch you. I
+will tell you what happened to a painter of my acquaintance. A dentist sat
+to him two days--the third the painter worked away very hard--looked at
+the picture, then at his sitter. "Why, sir," said he; "I find I have been
+all wrong--what can it be? Why, sir, your mouth is not at all like what it
+was yesterday." "Ah! ah! I will tell you vat it ees," replied the French
+dentist; "ah! good--my mouse is not de same--no indeed--yesterday I did
+have my jaw in, but I did lend it out to a lady this day." Don't you think
+of this now while you are sitting. You know the trick Garrick played the
+painter, who, foiled in his attempt, started up, and said--"You must be
+Garrick or the d----!" Then as to attitude, 'tis ten to one but you will
+be put into one which will be quite uncomfortable to you. One, perhaps,
+after a pattern. I should advise you to resist this--and sit easy--if you
+can. Don't put your hand in your waistcoat, and one arm akimbo, like a
+Captain Macheath, however he may entreat you; and don't be made looking up,
+like a martyr, which some wonderfully affect; and don't be made turn your
+head round, as if it was in disgust with the body; and don't let your
+stomach be more conspicuous than the head, like a cucumber running to seed.
+Don't let him put your arm up, as in command, or accompanied with a rapt
+look as if you were listening to the music of the spheres; don't thrust
+out your foot conspicuously, as if you meant to advertise the blacking.
+Some artists are given to fancy attitudes such as best set off the coats,
+they are but nature's journeymen at the faces; don't fancy that the cut,
+colour, or cloth of your coat will exempt you from the penalty of their
+practice. Why, Eusebius, they have lay-figures, and dress them just as you
+see them at the tailor's or perfumer's; and one of these things will be
+put up for you--a mannikin for Eusebius! In such hands the coat is by far
+the best piece of work, you may be sure your _own_ won't be taken for a
+pattern. You will despise it when you see it, and it will be one you can
+never change--it will defy vamping. You may be at any time new varnished
+whenever after generations shall wish to see how like a dancing-master the
+old gentleman must have looked. It is enough to make you a dancing bear
+now to think of it. Others, again, equip you with fur and make you look
+as if you were in the Hudson's Bay Company. Luckily for you, flowered
+dressing-gowns are out, or you might have been represented a Mantelini.
+What can you be doing! It is difficult to put you in your positions. There
+are some that will turn you about and about a half an hour or more before
+they begin, as they would a horse at the fair--ay, and look in your mouth
+too. If they cannot get you otherwise into an attitude, they will shampoo
+you into one. And, remember, all this they will do, because they have not
+the skill to paint any one sitting quite easy. Don't have a roll in your
+hand--that always signifies a member of Parliament. Don't have your finger
+on a book--that would be a pedantry you could not endure. I cannot imagine
+what you will do with your hands. Ten to one, however, but the painter
+leaves then out or copies them out of some print when you are gone. This
+will be picking and stealing that you will have no hand in. What to do
+with any one's hands is a most difficult thing to say--too many do not
+know what to do with them themselves; and, under the suffering of sitting,
+I think you will be one of them. If there is a child in the room, you will
+be making rabbits with your fingers. Then you are at the mercy of the
+painter's privilege--the foreground and background. If you have the common
+fate, your head will be stuck upon a red curtain, a watered pattern. If
+your man has used up his carmine, you will be standing in a fine colonnade,
+waiting with the utmost patience for the burst of a thunder cloud that
+makes the marble column stand out conspicuously, and there will be a
+distant park scene; and thus you will represent the landed interest: or
+you will perhaps have your glove in your hand--a device adopted by some,
+to intimate that they are hand and glove with all the neighbouring gentry.
+And it is a common thing to have a new hat and a walking-cane upon a
+marble table. This shows the sitter has the use of his legs, which
+otherwise might be doubted, and is therefore judicious. If you are
+supposed to be in the open air, you will not know at first sight that you
+are so represented, until you have learned the painter's hieroglyphic for
+trees. You will find them to be angular sorts of sticks, with red and
+yellow flag-rags flapping about; and ten to one but you have a murky sky,
+and no hat on your head; but as to such a country as you ever walked in,
+or ever saw, don't expect to see such a one as a background to your
+picture, and you will readily console yourself that you are turning your
+back upon it. If you are painted in a library, books are cheap--so that
+the artist can afford to throw you in a silver inkstand into the bargain,
+and a pen--such a pen! the goose wouldn't know it that bred it--and
+perhaps an open letter to answer, with your name on the cover. If you are
+made answering the letter, that will never be like you--perhaps it would
+be more like if the letter should be unopened. Now, do not flatter
+yourself; Eusebius, that all these things are matters of choice with you.
+"_Non omnia possumus omnes_," is the regular rule of the profession; some
+stick to the curtain all their lives, from sheer inability to set it--to
+draw it aside. You remember the sign-painter that went about painting red
+lions, and his reply to a refractory landlord who insisted upon a white
+lamb. "You may have a white lamb if you please, but when all is said and
+done, it will be a great deal more like a red lion." And I am sorry to say,
+the faces too, are not unfrequently in this predicament, for they have a
+wonderful family likeness, and these run much by counties. A painter has
+often been known totally to fail, by quitting his beat. There is certainly
+an advantage in this; for if any gentleman should be so unfortunate as to
+have no ancestors, he may pick up at random, in any given county in
+England, a number that will very well match, and all look like
+blood-relations. There is an instance where this resemblance was greatly
+improved, by the advice of an itinerant of the profession, who, at a very
+moderate price, put wigs on all the Vandyks. And there you see some danger,
+Eusebius, that--be represented how you may--you are not sure of keeping
+your condition ten years; you may have, by that time, a hussar cap put
+upon your unconscious head. But portraits fare far worse than that.
+
+I remember, when a boy, walking with an elderly gentleman, and passing a
+broker's stall, there was the portrait of a fine florid gentleman in
+regimentals; he stopped to look at it--he might have bought it for a few
+shillings. After we had gone away,--"that," said he, "is the portrait of
+my wife's great uncle--member for the county, and colonel of militia: you
+see how he is degraded to these steps." "Why do you not rescue him?" said
+I. "Because he left me nothing," was the reply. A relative of mine, an old
+lady, hit upon a happy device; the example is worth following. Her husband
+was the last of his race, for she had no children. She took all the family
+portraits out of their frames, rolled up all the pictures, and put them in
+the coffin with the deceased. No one was more honourably accompanied to
+the grave--and so he slept with his fathers. It has not, to be sure,
+Eusebius, much to do with your portrait, but thinking of these family
+portraits, one is led on to think of their persons, &c.; so I must tell
+you what struck me as a singular instance of the _'sic nos non nobis.'_ I
+went with a cousin, upon a sort of pilgrimage at some distance, to visit
+some family monuments. There was one large handsome marble one in the
+chancel. You will never guess how it had been treated. A vicar's wife had
+died, and the disconsolate widower had caused a square marble tablet, with
+the inscription of his wife's virtues, to be actually inserted in the Very
+centre of our family monument: and yet you, by sitting for your portrait,
+hope to be handed down unmutilated to generations to come,--yes, they will
+come, and you will be a mark for the boys to shoot peas at--that is, if
+you remain at all in the family--you may be transferred to the wench's
+garret, or the public-house, and have a pipe popped through the canvass
+into your mouth, to make you look ridiculous. I really think you have a
+chance of being purchased, to be hung up in the club parlour as pictorial
+president of the Odd-Fellows. Why should you be exempt from what kings are
+subject to? The "king's head" is a sign in many a highway, to countenance
+ill-living. You too, will be bought at a broker's--have your name changed
+without your consent--and be adopted into a family whereof you would
+heartily despise the whole kith and kin. If pride has not a fall in the
+portraits of the great and noble, where shall we find it?"
+
+A painter once told me, that he assisted one of the meanest of low rich
+men, to collect some family portraits; he recommended to him a fine
+Velasquez. "Velasquez!--who's he?" said the head of his family. "It is a
+superb picture, sir--a genuine portrait by the Spaniard, and doubtless, of
+some Spanish nobleman. "Then," said he, "I won't have it; I'll have no
+Spanish blood contaminate my family, sir." "Spanish blood," rejected by
+the plebeian! I have known better men than you, Eusebius--excuse the
+comparison--vamped up and engraved upon the spur of the moment, for
+celebrated highwaymen or bloody murderers. But this digression won't help
+you out in your sitting. Let me see what the learned say upon the
+subject--what advice shall we get from the man of academies. Here we have
+him, Gerrard Larresse; you may be sure that he treats of portrait-painting,
+and with importance enough too. Here it is--"Of Portraiture." But that is
+far too plan. We must have an emblem:--
+
+ "Emblem touching the handling of portraits."
+
+"Nature with her many breasts, is in a sitting posture. Near her stands a
+little child, lifting her garment off her shoulders. On the other side
+stands Truth, holding a mirror before her, wherein she views herself down
+to the middle, and is seemingly surprised at it. On the frame of this
+glass, are seen a _gilt pallet and pencils. Truth has a book and palm
+branch_ in her hand." What do you think of that, Eusebius, for a position?
+But why Nature or Truth should be surprised at viewing herself down to the
+middle, I cannot imagine. It evidently won't do to surprise you in that
+manner. Poor Gerrard, I see, thinks it a great condescension in him to
+speak of portrait-painting at all; he calls it, "departing from the
+essence of art, and subjecting (the painter) to all the defects of nature."
+Hear that, Eusebius! you are to sit to be a specimen of the _defects_ of
+nature. He is indignant that "such great masters as Vandyke, Lely, Van Loo,
+the old and young Bakker, and others," possessed of great talents,
+postponed what is noble and beautiful to what is more ordinary. There you
+are again, Eusebius, with your ordinary visage, unworthy such men as the
+old and young Bakker, whoever they were. But since there must be portraits,
+he could endure the method of the ancients, who, "used to cause those from
+whom the commonwealth had received extraordinary benefits, either in war
+or civil affairs, or for eminence in religion, to be represented in marble
+or metal, or in a picture, that the sight of them, by those honours, might
+be a spur to posterity to emulate the same virtues. This honour was first
+begun with their deities; afterwards it was paid to heroes, and of
+consequence to philosophers, orators, religious men, and others, not only
+to perpetuate their virtues, but also to embalm their names and memories.
+But now it goes further; a person of any condition whatsoever, have he but
+as much money as the painter asks, must sit for his picture. This is a
+great abuse, and sprung from as laudable a cause."
+
+Are you not ashamed to sit after that? He is not, however, without his
+indulgences. He will allow something to a lover and a husband.
+
+"Has a citizen's wife but an only babe? he is drawn at half a year old; at
+ten years old he sits again; and for the last time in his twenty-fifth
+year, in order to show her tender folly: and then she stands wondering how
+a man can so alter in that time. Is not this a weighty reason? a
+reprovable custom, if painters did not gain by it. But again, portraits
+are allowable, when a lover is absent from his mistress, that they may
+send each other their pictures, to cherish and increase their loves; a man
+and wife parted so may do the same." You undertake, you perceive, a matter
+of some responsibility--you must account to your conscience for the act of
+sitting for your picture. Then there is a chapter upon defects, which, as
+I suppose he presumes people don't know themselves, he catalogues pretty
+fully, till you are quite out of humour with poor human nature. The
+defects are "natural ones--accidental ones--usual ones." Natural--"a wry
+face, squint eyes, wry mouth, nose," &c. Accidental. "Loss of an eye, a
+cut on the cheek, or other part of the face, pits of the small-pox and the
+like." Usual. "Contraction of the eyes and mouth, or closing or gaping of
+the latter, or drawing it in somewhat to this or that side, upwards or
+downwards," &c. As for other bodily infirmities, how many have wry necks,
+hunchbacks, bandy legs--withered or short arms, or one shorter than
+another; dead or lame hands or fingers." Now, are you so sure of the
+absence of all these defects, that you venture? You must think yourself an
+Adonis, and not think that you are to be flattered, by having any very
+considerable number of your defects hid. "The necessary ones ought to be
+seen, because they _help the likeness_; such as a wry face, squint eyes,
+low forehead, thinness, and fatness; a wry neck, too short or too long a
+nose; wrinkles between the eyes; ruddiness or paleness of the cheeks, or
+lips; pimples or warts about the mouth; and such like." After this, it is
+right you should know that "Nature abhors deformity." Nay, that we always
+endeavour to hide our own--and which do you mean to hide, or do you intend
+to come out perfect? I daresay you can discover some little habits of your
+own, Eusebius, free from vanity as you are, that tend to these little
+concealments! Do you remember how a foolish man lost a considerable sum of
+money once, by forgetting this human propensity? He had lost some money to
+little K---- of Bath, the deformed gambler--and being netted at his loss,
+thought to pique the winner. "I'll wager," said he, "£50, I'll point out
+the worst leg in company."--"Done," said K---- to his astonishment. "The
+man does not know himself," thought he, for there sat K---- crouched up
+all shapes by the fireside. The wagerer, to win his bet, at once cried,
+"Why, that," pointing to K----'s leg, which was extended towards the grate.
+"No," said K---- quietly unfolding the other from beneath the chair, and
+showing it, "that's worse." By which you may learn the fact--that every
+man puts his best leg foremost. But we must not quit our friend Gerard yet.
+I like his grave conceit. I rejoice to find him giving the painters a rap
+over their knuckles. He says, Eusebius, that they are fond of having
+"smutty pictures" in their rooms; and roundly tells them, that though fine
+pictures are necessary, there is no need of their having such subjects as
+"Mars and Venus, and Joseph and Potiphar's Wife." Now, though I do not
+think our moderns offend much in this respect--the hint is good--and some
+exhibit studies from models about their rooms, that evidently sat without
+their stays. Gerard was the man for contrivances--here is a capital one.
+He does not quite approve of painting a wooden leg; but if it be to be
+done, see with what skill even that in the hands of a Gerard may be
+dignified--and the painter absolved, "lege solutus." "But if the hero
+insist upon the introducing of such a leg, on a supposition that 'tis an
+honour to have lost a limb in his country's service, the painter must then
+comply with his desires; or _else contrive it lying on a table covered
+with red velvet_." But capital as this is, it is not all. He quite revels
+in contrivances; "if he desire it after the antique manner, it must be
+contrived in a bas-relief, wherein the occasion of it may be represented;
+or it may hang near him on a wall, with its buckles and straps, as is done
+in hunting equipages; or else it may be placed among the ornaments of
+architecture, to be more in view." You see he scorns to hide it--has
+worked up his imagination to conceive all possible ways of showing it;
+depend upon it he longed to paint a wooden leg, to which the face should
+be the appendage, the leg the portrait. "Hoc ligno," not "hoc signo
+vinces." But here Gerard bounces--giving an instance of a gentleman "who,
+being drawn in little, and comparing the smallness of the eyes with his
+own, asked the painter whether he had such? However, in complaisance, and
+for his pleasure, he desired that one eye at least might be as big as his
+own, the other to remain as it was." Fie, Gerard! you have spoiled your
+emblem by taking the mirror out of truth's hand.
+
+He is particular about postures and backgrounds. "It will not be improper
+to treat also about easiness and sedateness in posture, opposed to stir
+and bustle, and the contrary--namely, that the picture of a gentlewoman of
+repute, who, in a grave and sedate manner, turns towards that of her
+husband, hanging near it, gets a great decorum by _moving and stirring
+hind-works_, whether by means of waving trees, or crossing architecture of
+stone and wood, or any thing else that the master thinks will best
+_contrast_, or oppose, the _sedate posture of his principal figure_." Here
+you see Eusebius, how hind-works tend to keep up a _bustle_! "And because
+these are things of consequence, and may not be plainly apprehended by
+every one," he explains himself by ten figures in one plate--and such
+figures! As a sitter, he would place you very much above the eye--that is,
+technically speaking, adopt a low horizon; "because--the because is a
+because--because it's certain that when we see any painted figure, or
+object, in a place where the life can be expected, as standing on the
+ground, leaning over a balcony or balustrade, or out at a window, &c., it
+deceives the eye, and by being seen unawares, (though expected,) causes
+sometimes a pleasing mistake; or it frightens and surprises others, when
+they meet with it unexpectedly, at such places as aforesaid, and where
+there is _any likelihood_ for it." Your artist will probably put you on an
+inverted box, and sitting in a great chair, probably covered with red
+morocco leather, in which you will not be at home, and in any manner
+comfortable. We see this deal box sometimes converted into a marble step,
+as a step to a throne, and such it is in one of the pictures of the Queen;
+but it is so ill coloured, that it looks for all the world like a great
+cheese; it should be sent to the farmers who made the Queen the cheese
+present, to show the pride of England walking upon the "fat of the land."
+He presents us with many methods of showing the different characters of
+persons to be painted, some of which will be novel to you. For instance,
+you would not expect directions to represent a secretary of state with the
+accompaniments of a goose. "With a secretary the statue of Harpocrates,
+and in tapestry or bas-relief, the story of Alexander shutting
+Hephæstion's mouth with a seal-ring; also the emblem of fidelity, or a
+goose with a stone in its bill." Methinks the director, or governor, of
+the East India Company, must look very small beside his bedizened
+accessory, meant to represent Company. "She is to be an heroine with a
+scollop of mother-of-pearl on her head, in the nature of an helmet, and
+thereon a coral branch; a breast ornament of scales; pearls and corals
+about her neck; buskins on her legs, with two dolphins conjoined head to
+head, adorned with sea-shells; two large shells on her shoulders, a
+trident in her hand, and her clothing a long mantle; a landskip behind her
+of an Indian prospect, with palm and cocoa trees, some figures of _blacks_,
+and elephant's teeth. This figure also suits an admiral, or commander at
+sea, when a sea-fight is introduced instead of a landskip." Such a figure
+may, indeed, be more at home at sea, and such a one may have been that
+famous lady, whose captain so "very much applauded her," and
+
+ "Made her the first lieutenant
+ Of the gallant Thunder Bomb."
+
+Not a painter of the present day, it seems, knows how to paint the clergy.
+Mr Pickersgill has done quite common things, and simply shown the cloth
+and the band--that is poor device. See how Gerard would have it done.
+Every clergyman should be a Dr Beattie. "With a divine agrees the statue
+of truth, represented in a Christian-like manner, or else this same emblem
+in one of his hands, and his other on his breast, besides tapestries,
+bas-reliefs, or paintings, and some Christian emblems of the true faith;
+and representation of the Old and New Testament--in the offskip a temple."
+All the portraits of the great duke are defective, inasmuch as none of
+them have "Mars in a niche," or Victory sitting on a trophy, or a statue
+of Hercules. You probably have no idea what a great personage is a
+"sea-insurer." He is accompanied by Arion on a dolphin; and in a picture a
+sea-haven, with a ship under sail making towards it; on the shore the
+figure of Fortune, and (who are, think you, the "supercargoes?") over the
+cargo "Castor and Pollux." In this mode of portrait-painting it would be
+absolutely necessary to go back to the old plan of putting the names
+underneath the personages; and even then, though you write under such,
+this is Castor, this Pollux, and this the sea-insurer, it will ever puzzle
+the whole ship's crew to conjecture how they came there together. Gerard
+admits we cannot paint what we have not seen, and by example rather
+condemns his own recommendations. Fewer have seen Castor and Pollux, than
+have seen a lion, and he says men cannot paint what they have not seen.
+"As was the case of a certain Westphalian, who, representing Daniel in the
+lions' den, and having never seen a lion, he painted hogs instead of lions,
+and wrote underneath, 'These should be lions.'"
+
+By this time, Eusebius, you ought to know how to sit, if you have not made
+up your mind not to sit at all. You need not, however, be much alarmed
+about the emblems--modern masters cut all that matter short. They won't
+throw in any superfluous work, you may be sure of that, unless you should
+sit to Landseer, and he will paint your dog, and throw in your superfluous
+self for nothing. You would be like Mercury with the statuary, mortified
+to find his own image thrown into the bargain.
+
+Besides your own defects, you have to encounter the painter's. His
+unsteady, uncertain hand, may add an inch to your nose before you are
+aware of it. It is quite notorious that few painters paint both eyes of
+the same size; and after your utmost efforts to look straight in his face,
+he may make you squint for ever, and not see that he has done so. Unless
+he be himself a sensible man, he will be sure to make you look like a fool.
+Then, what is like to-day will be unlike to-morrow. His megillups will
+change, so that in six months you may look like a copper Indian; or the
+colours may fade, and leave you the ghost of what you were. Again, he may
+paint you lamentably like, odiously like, yet give you a sinister
+expression, or at least an unpleasant one. Then, if you remonstrate, he is
+offended; if you refuse to take it, he writes you word that if not paid
+for and removed by next Tuesday, he will add a tail to it, and dispose of
+it to Mr Polito. Did not Hogarth do something of this kind? If he please
+himself he may not satisfy you, and if you are satisfied, none of your
+friends are, who take an opportunity of the portrait to say sarcastic
+things of you. For in that respect you may be most like your picture, or
+it most like you, for every body will have some fault to find with it. Why,
+don't you remember but last year some _friends_ poked out the eye from a
+portrait, even after it had been on the exhibition walls. Then, what with
+the cleaning and varnishing, you have to go through as many disorders as
+when you were a child. You will have the picture-cleaner's measles. It was
+not long ago, I saw a picture in a most extraordinary state; and, on
+enquiry, I found that the cook of the house had rubbed it over with fat of
+bacon to make it bear out, and that she had learned it at a great house,
+where there is a fine collection, which are thus bacon'd twice every year.
+You are sure not to keep even your present good looks, but will become
+smoked and dirty. Then must you be cleaned, and there is an even chance
+that in doing it they put out at least one of your eyes, (I saw both eyes
+taken out of a Correggio,) and the new one to be put in will never match
+the other. The ills that flesh is heir to, are nothing to the ills its
+representative is heir to. At best, the very change of fashion in dress
+will make you look quizzical in a few years. For you are going to sit when
+dress is most unbecoming, and it is only by custom that the eye is
+reconciled to it, so that all the painted present generation must look
+ridiculous in the eyes of posterity. Don't have your name put on the
+canvass; then you may console yourself that, in all these mortal chances
+and changes, whatever happens to it, you will not be known. I have one
+before me now with the name and all particulars in large gilt letters.
+Happily this ostentation is out; you may therefore hope, when the evil day
+comes, _fallere_, to escape notice. I hope the painter will give you that
+bold audacious look which may stare the beholder in the face, and deny
+your own identity; no small advantage, for doubtless the "[Greek: sêmata
+lugra]" of Bellerophon was but his portrait, which, by a hang-look
+expression, intimatd death. Your painter may be ignorant of phrenology,
+and, without knowing it, may give you some detestable bumps; and your
+picture may be borrowed to lecture upon, at inns and institutions, and
+anecdotes rummaged up or forged, to match the painter's doing--the bumps
+he has given you.
+
+You must not, however, on this account, think too ill of the poor painter.
+He is subject to human infirmities--so are you--and his hand and eye are
+not always in tune. He has, too, to deal with all sorts of people--many
+difficult enough to please. You know the fable of the painter who would
+please everybody, and pleased nobody. You sitters are a whimsical set,
+and most provokingly shift your features and position, and always expect
+miracles, at a moment, too; you are here to-day, and must be off to-morrow.
+It is nothing, to you that paint won't dry for you, so even that must be
+forced, and you are rather varnished in than painted, and no wonder if
+your faces go to pieces, and you become mealy almost as soon as you have
+had the life's blood in you, and that with the best carmine. And often you
+take upon yourselves to tell the painter what to do, as if you knew
+yourselves better than he, though he has been staring at nothing but you
+for an hour or two at a time, perhaps. You ask him, too, perpetually what
+feature he is now doing, that you may call up a look. You screw up your
+mouths, and try to put all the shine you can into your eyes, till, from
+continual effort, they look like those of a shotten herring; and yet you
+expect all to be like what you are in your ordinary way. After he has
+begun to paint your hair, you throw it about with your hands in all
+directions but the right, and all his work is to begin over again. You
+have no notion how ignorant of yourselves you are. I happened to call,
+some time since, upon a painter with whom I am on intimate terms. I found
+him in a roar of laughter, and quite alone. "What is the matter?" said I.
+"Matter!" replied he; "why, here has Mr B. been sitting to me these four
+days following, and at last, about half an hour ago, he, sitting in that
+chair, puts up his hand to me, thus, with 'Stop a moment, Mr Painter; I
+don't know whether you have noticed it or not, but it is right that I
+should tell you that _I have a slight_ cast in my eye.' You know Mr B., a
+worthy good man, but he has the very worst gimlet eye I ever beheld." Yes,
+and only _slightly_ knew it, Eusebius. And I have to say, he thought his
+defect wondrously exaggerated, when, for the first time, he saw it on
+canvas; and perhaps all his family noticed it there, whom custom had
+reconciled into but little observation of it, and the painter was
+considered no friend of the family. For the poor artist is expected to
+please all down to the youngest child, and perhaps that one most, for she
+often rules the rest. And people do not too much consider the _feelings_
+of painters. I knew an artist, a great humorist, who spent much time at
+the court at Lisbon. He had to paint a child, I believe the Prince of the
+Brazils. I remember, as if I saw him act the scene but yesterday, and it
+is many years ago. Well, the maid of honour, or whatever was her title,
+brought the child into the room, and remained some time, but at length
+left him alone with the painter. When he found himself only in this
+company, his pride took the alarm. He put on great airs, frowned, pouted,
+looked disdainful, superbly swelling, and got off the chair, retreating
+slowly, scornfully. The artist, who was a great mimic, imitated his every
+gesture, and, with some extravagance, frowned as he frowned, swelled as he
+swelled, blew out his breath as the child did, advanced as he retreated,
+till the child at length found himself pinned in the corner, at which the
+artist put on such a ridiculous expression, that risible nature could
+stand it no longer; pride was conquered by humour, and from that hour they
+were on the most familiar terms. It was not an ill-done thing of our Henry
+VIII. when he made one of his noble courtiers apologize to Holbein for
+some slight, bidding him, at the same time, to know that he could make a
+hundred such as he, but it was past his power to make a Holbein. And you
+know how a great monarch picked up Titian's pencil which had fallen. How
+greatly did Alexander honour Apelles, in that he would suffer none else to
+paint his portrait. And when the painter, by drawing his Campaspe, fell in
+love with her, he presented her to him. It is a bad policy, Eusebius, to
+put slights upon these men--and it is more, it is ungenerous; they may
+revenge themselves upon you whenever they please, and give you a black eye
+too, that will never get right again. They can in effigy, put every limb
+out of joint; and you being no anatomist, may only see that you look ill,
+and know not where you went wrong. All you sitters expect to be flattered,
+and very little flattery do you bestow. Perversely, you won't even see
+your own likenesses. Take, for instance, the following scene, which I had
+from a miniature painter:--A man upwards of forty years of age, had been
+sitting to him--one of as little pretensions as you can well imagine; you
+would have thought it impossible that he could have had an homoeopathic
+proportion of vanity--of personal vanity at least; but it turned out
+otherwise. He was described as a greasy bilious man, with a peculiarly
+conventicle aspect--that is, one that affects a union of gravity and love.
+"Well, sir," said the painter, "that will do--I think I have been very
+fortunate in your likeness." The man looks at it, and says nothing, puts
+on an expression of disappointment. "What! don't you think it like, sir?"
+says the artist. "Why--ye-ee-s, it is li-i-ke--but----" "But what sir?--I
+think it exactly like. I wish you would tell me where it is not like?"
+"Why, I'd rather you should find it out yourself. Have the goodness to
+look at me."--And here my friend the painter declared, that he put on a
+most detestably affected grin of amiability.--"Well, sir, upon my word, I
+don't see any fault at all; it seems to me as like as it can be; I wish
+you'd be so good as to tell me what you mean." "Oh, sir, I'd rather
+not--I'd rather you should find it out yourself--look again." "I can't see
+any difference, sir; so if you don't tell me, it can't be altered." "Well
+then, with reluctance, if I must tell you, I don't think you have given my
+_sweet expression about the eyes_." Oh, Eusebius, Eusebius, what a mock
+you would have made of that man; you would have flouted his vanity about
+his ears for him gloriously; I would have given a crown to have had him
+sit to you, and you should have let me be by, to attend your colours. How
+we would have bedaubed the fellow before he had left the room, with his
+sweet eyes! But there, your patient painter must endure all that, and not
+give a hint that he disagrees in the opinion: or if he speak his mind on
+the occasion, he may as well quit the town, for under the influence of
+those sweet eyes, nor man, woman, nor child, will come to sit to him. And
+consider, Eusebius, their misery in having such sitters at all. They are
+not Apollos, and Venuses, nor Adonises, that knock at painters' doors. Not
+one in a hundred has even a tolerably pleasant face. I certainly once knew
+a rough-dealing artist, who told a gentleman very plainly--"Sir, I do not
+paint remarkably ugly people." But he came to no good. Not but that a
+clever fellow might do something of this kind with management, with good
+effect; get the reputation of being a painter of "beauties," with a little
+skill, make beauties of every body, and stoutly maintain that he never
+will have any others sit to him. I am not quite certain, that something of
+this kind has been practised, or I do not think I should have the art to
+invent it. All those who sit during a courtship, to present their
+portraits as lovers, I look upon it come as professed cheats, and mean to
+be most egregiously flattered; and if the thing succeeds through the
+painter's skill, within six months after the marriage, he, the painter, is
+called the cheat, and the portrait not in the least like. So easy is it to
+get out of repute, by doing your best to please them with a little
+flattery. You will never get into a book of beauty, Eusebius. Hitherto,
+the list runs in the female line. The male will soon come in, depend upon
+it.
+
+Have a little pity upon the poor artist, who would, but cannot,
+flatter--who is conscious of his inability to put in those blandishments
+that shall give a grace to ugliness--from whose hand unmitigated ugliness
+becomes uglier--who, at length, driven from towns, where people begin to
+see this, as a dauber, takes refuge among the farm houses; at first paints
+the farmers and their wives, their ugly faces stretching to the very edge
+of the frames, and is at last reduced to paint the favourite cow, or the
+fat ox--the prodigal (alas! no; the simply miserable, in mistaking his
+profession) feeding the swine, and with them, and they not over-proud of
+his doings. Then there is another poor, self-deluded character among the
+tribe. I have the man in my eye at this moment. It is not long since I
+paid him a visit to see a great historical composition, which I had been
+requested to look at. It was the most miserable of all miserable daubs;
+yet so conspicuously set off with colours and hardness, that the eye could
+not escape it. It was a most determined eye-sore. The quiet, the modest
+demeanour of the young man at first deceived me; I ventured to find some
+trifling fault. The artist was up--still his manner was quiet--somewhat,
+in truth, contemptuously so; but, as for modesty, I doubt not he was
+modest in every other matter relating to himself; but, in art, he as
+calmly talked of himself, Michael Angelo, and Raffaelle, as a trio--that
+two had obtained immortality of fame, and that he sought the same, and, he
+trusted, by the same means, and believed with similar powers: as calmly
+did he speak in this manner, as if it were a thing long settled in his own
+mind and in fate--and in the manner of an indulgent communication. He
+lamented the lack of taste and knowledge in the world; that so little was
+real art appreciated, that he was obliged to submit to the drudgery of
+portrait. _Submit!_--and such portraits. Poor fellow! how long will he get
+sitters to _submit_? I have recently heard the fate of one of his great
+compositions. He had persuaded the vicar and church-wardens of a parish to
+accept a picture. He attended the putting it up. It was a fine old church.
+With the quietest conceit, he had a fine east window blocked up to receive
+the picture--had the tables of Commandments mutilated, and thrust up in a
+corner--damaged the wall to give effect to the picture--and really
+believed that he was conferring an honour and benefit upon the
+parishioners and the county. Soon, however, men of better taste and sense
+began to cry out. The incumbent died. His successor related to me the
+shocking occurrence of the picture. He had it removed, and the damage done
+to the edifice repaired. And what became of the grand historical? The
+church-warden alone, who, in the pride of his heart and ignorance, had
+paid the poor artist for the colours, gladly took the picture. His account
+of it was, that it was so powerful in his small room, as to affect several
+ladies to tears--and that he had covered it with a thin gauze, to keep
+down _the fierceness of the sentiment_; for it was too affecting. Now,
+here is a man, who, if you should happen to sit to him, will think it the
+greatest condescension to take your picture, and will paint you such as
+you never would wish to be seen or known. There is a predilection now for
+schools of design; and the world will teem with these poor creatures.
+
+Many there are, however, who, having considerable ability, have much to
+struggle against--who love the profession of art, and with that
+unaccountable giving themselves up to it, are quite unfit for any other
+occupation in life, yet, from adverse circumstances--ill health, strange
+temperaments--do not succeed. Many years ago, I knew a very interesting
+young man, and a very industrious one, too, of very considerable ability
+as a painter, but not, at that time, of portraits. While hard at work,
+getting just enough to live by, he was seized with an illness that
+threatened rapid consumption. The kind physician who gratuitously visited
+him, told him one day--"You cannot live here. I do not say that you have a
+year of safety in this climate, or a month of safety, but you have not
+weeks. You must instantly go to a warmer climate." Ill, and without means,
+beyond the few pounds he could gather from his hasty breaking-up, he had
+courage to look on the cheerful side of things, and went off in the first
+vessel to the West Indies. I saw him afterwards. He gave me a history of
+his adventures. He went from island to island--became portrait-painter--a
+painter of scenes--of any thing that might offer; by good conduct,
+urbanity, gentleness, and industry, was respected, liked, and patronized;
+lived, and sent home a thousand pounds or two--came to England to see his
+friends for a few months. I saw him on his way to them. He was then in
+health and spirits--told me the many events of the few years--and in six
+weeks the climate killed him. But the anecdote of his turning
+portrait-painter is what I have to tell. On the passage, they touched at
+one of the islands, and he found but very little money in his pocket; and,
+while others went off to hotels, or estates of friends, he went his way
+quietly to seek out cheap lodgings. He found such, which the good woman
+told him he could have in three hours. He afterwards learned that she
+waited that time for the then tenant _to die in the bed which he was to
+occupy_. Walking away to pass the time, he met some of his fellow
+passengers, who asked him if he had been to see the governor. He had not.
+They told him it was necessary he should go. So thither he went. Now, the
+governor asked him, "What brought him out to the West Indies?" He replied,
+that he came as an artist. "An artist!" said the governor. "That is a
+novelty indeed. Have you any specimens? I should like to see them." Now,
+among his things, he had a miniature of himself, painted by a man who
+attained eminence in the profession, and whom I knew well. Here, with an
+ingenuousness characteristic of the man, he acknowledged to me how,
+starvation staring him in the face, _he_ stared in the governor's; and the
+governor being rather a hard-featured man, whose likeness, though he had
+never taken a portrait, he thought he could hit; when the governor admired
+the miniature, and asked him, "If it was his?" he did not resist the
+temptation, and said, "Yes." Upon which the governor sat to him. Then
+others sat to him; and so he left the island, with a replenished purse,
+and from that time became a portrait-painter. If the poor fellow had been
+the veriest dauber, you, Eusebius, would have sat to him twenty times over,
+and have told all the country round quite as great a fib as he did the
+governor, that he was a very Raffaelle in outline, and Titian in coloring.
+And what shall the "recording angel" do? Poor fellow! he had no conceit.
+
+But you, Eusebius, need not trust or give your countenance, in the way of
+the art to any man because you like his history or his manners. A thing
+you are very likely to do in spite of this advice, though you multiply
+portraits for "Saracen's Heads."
+
+Foolish artists themselves, who affect to talk of the great style, and set
+themselves up as geniuses, speak slightingly of portrait-painting, as
+degrading--as pandering to vanity, &c. I verily believe, that half this
+common cant arose from jealousy of Sir Joshua Reynolds. Degradation
+indeed!--as if Raffaelle and Titian, and Vandyk and Reynolds, degraded the
+art, or were degraded by their practice; and as to pandering to
+vanity--view it in another light, and it is feeding affection.
+
+I knew a painter, who honourably refused to paint a lady's picture, when
+he waited upon her on purpose, sent by some injudicious friends to take
+her portrait in her last days. She had been a woman of great
+celebrity--she received the painter--but, with a weakness, pointed first
+to one side of the room where were portraits of earls and bishops, saying,
+"these are or were all my particular friends"--and then to the other side
+of the room, to a well filled library--"and these are all my works." "Now,"
+said the painter to me, "I did not think it fair to her reputation to take
+her portrait--and she had had many taken at better times." Here was one
+who would not pander to vanity. After all, it is astonishing how few
+flattering painters there have been. Even he who made Venus, Minerva, and
+Juno, starting with astonishment at the presence of Queen Elizabeth,
+certainly made her by far the ugliest of the quartette. You may see the
+picture at Hampton Court. She must have been difficult to please, for she
+insisted upon being painted without shadow. "Glorious Gloriana" was to be
+the sun of female beauty. She is quite as well as some in "The Book." For
+modern "beauty" manufacturers make beauty to consist in silliness or
+sentimentality.
+
+Do you believe in the story of the origin of portrait--the Grecian maid
+and her lover? I cannot--for I have often tried my hand, and such frights
+were the result, that it would have been a cure for love.
+
+For lack of the art of portrait-painting, we have really no idea what
+mankind were like before the time of our Eighth Harry. What we see could
+not possibly be likenesses, because they are not humanity. But in
+Holbein's heads, such as the royal collection, published by Chamberlaine,
+we begin to see what men and women were. What our early Henrys and Edwards
+were: what the court or the people were, we cannot know; they are buried
+in the night of art, like the brave who lived before the time of Agamemnon.
+Perhaps it is quite as well--"_omne ignotum pro mirifico_"--and who would
+lose the pleasure of wonder and conjecture, with all its imaginary
+phantasmagoria? We might have a mesmeric _coma_ that might put us in
+possession of the past, if it can of the future--and gratify curiosity
+wofully at the expense of what is more valuable than that kind of truth. A
+mesmeric painter may take the portrait of Helen of Troy, and you may knock
+at your twenty neighbours' doors, and find perhaps a greater beauty,
+especially if chronology be trusted as to her age at the Trojan war. Would
+you like to see a veritable portrait of Angelica--or of your Orlando in
+his madness?
+
+The great portrait-painter--the sun, in his diurnal course all over the
+world, may be, for aught we know, photographing mankind, and registering
+us, too; and, if we are to judge from the specimens we do see, the
+collection cannot be very flattering. Who dares call the sun a flatterer?
+
+ "... Solem quis dicere falsum
+ Audeat?"
+
+At the very moment that you are sitting to your man, to be set off with
+smirk and smile and the graces of art, you are perhaps making a most
+formidable impression elsewhere. You would not like to
+
+ "Look upon this picture, _and_ on this."
+
+Some poor country people have an unaccountable dislike to having their
+portraits taken. Savages think them second selves, and that may be
+bewitched and punished; possibly something of this feeling may be at the
+bottom of the dislike. I was once sketching in a country village, and an
+old woman went by, and I put her into the picture. Some, looking over me,
+called out to her that her likeness was taken. She cried, because she had
+not her best cap and gown on. I was once positively driven from a cottage
+door, because a woman thought I was "taking her off." I know not but that
+it was a commendable wish in the old woman to appear decent before the
+world, and so might have been the fine lady's wish--
+
+ "Betty, put on a little red,
+ One surely need not look a fright when dead."
+
+We choose to be satirical, and call it vanity; but put both anecdotes
+into tolerably good grave Latin, and name them Portia and Lucretia, and
+we should have as fine a sentiment as the boasted one of the hero
+endeavouring to fall decently. There may be but little difference, and
+that only just what we, in our humours, choose to make it. I am sure you,
+Eusebius, will stand up for the old village crone, and the fine lady,
+too. But the fraternity of the brush, if they do now and then promote
+vanity, much more commonly gratify affection. Private portraits seem to
+me to be things so sacred, that they ought not to survive the immediate
+family or friends for whose gratification they are painted. I much like
+the idea of burying them at last. I will show you how estimable these
+things sometimes are. You remember a portrait I have--a gentleman in a
+dress of blue and gold--in crayon. Did I ever tell you the anecdote
+respecting him? If not, you shall have it, as I had from my father. If
+you recollect the picture, you must recollect that it is of a very
+handsome man. His horses took fright, the carriage was overturned, and he
+was killed upon the spot. The property came to my father. One day an
+unknown lady, in a handsome equipage, stopped at his door, and, in an
+interview with him, requested a portrait of this very person, not the one
+you have seen, but another in oil-colour, and of that the head only. My
+father cut it out, and gave it to her. Many, many years afterwards it was
+returned to him by an unknown hand, with an account of the accident that
+caused the death, pasted on the back; and it is now in my possession. The
+lady was never known. No, Eusebius, we must not deny portrait-painters,
+nor portrait painting. It is the line in which we excel--and that we have
+above all others patronized, and had great men too arise from our
+encouragement--Who are so rich in Vandyks as we are? And some we have had
+better than the world allowed them to be--Sir Peter Lely was occasionally
+an admirable painter--though Sir Joshua did say, "We must go beyond him
+now." There was Sir Joshua himself, and Gainsborough--would that either
+were alive to take you, Eusebius, though I were to pay for the sitting. I
+think too, that I should have given the preference to Gainsborough--it
+would have been so true. Did you ever see his portrait of Foote?--so
+unaffected--it must be like. I won't be invidious by naming any, where we
+have so many able portrait-painters--but if you have not fixed upon your
+man, come to me, and I will tell half-a-dozen, and we will go to them,
+and you shall judge for yourself--and if you like miniature, there are
+those who will make what is small great. What wonderful power Cooper had
+in this way. I recently had in my hands a wondrous and marvellous
+portrait of Andrew Marvell by him. The sturdy honest Andrew. This man
+Cooper, had such wonderful largeness of style, of execution too, even in
+his highest finished small oil pictures--such as in this of Andrew
+Marvell. We had an age, certainly, of very bad taste, and it was not
+extinct in the days of Sir Joshua and Gainsborough; nay, sometimes under
+both of these, I am sorry to say, it was even made worse. The age of
+shepherds and shepherdesses--in the case of Gainsborough, brought down to
+downright rustics. This, of making the sitters affect to be what they
+were not, was bad enough--and it was any thing but poetical. But it was
+infinitely worse in the itinerants of the day--and is very well ridiculed
+by Goldsmith, who lived much among painters, in his Vicar of Wakefield
+and family sitting for the family picture. We have happily quite got out
+of that folly. But we are getting into one of most unpoetical
+pageantry--portrait likenesses. We have not seen yet a good portrait of
+Wellington, and the Queen, or the Prince; and if they must send their
+portraits to foreign courts, let them be advised to learn, if they know
+not yet how, and we are told they do, to paint them themselves. Montaigne
+tells us, that he was present one day at Bar-le-duc, when King Francis
+the Second, for a memorial of Réné, King of Sicily, was presented with a
+picture the king had drawn of himself. Some how or other, kings and
+queens are apt to have too many trappings about them; and the man is
+often chosen to paint, who paints velvets and satins best, and faces the
+worst. That is the reason we have them so ill done; and even if the faces
+are well painted, they are overpowered by the ostentation of the dress.
+Now, the Venetian portrait-painters contrived to keep down the glare of
+all this ornament, to make it even more rich, but not obtruding. I
+remember seeing a portrait of our queen, where, in a large bonnet, her
+face looked like a small pip in the midst of an orange. It would be a
+good thing, too, if you could contrive to spend a week or so in company
+with your painter before you sit, that he may know you. Many a
+characteristic may he lose, for want of knowing that it is a
+characteristic; and may give you that in expression which does not belong
+to you, while he may miss "your sweet expression about your eyes." He may
+purse up your large and generous mouth, because you may screw it for a
+moment to keep some ill-timed conceit from bolting out, and, besides
+missing that noble feature, may give you an expression of a caution that
+is not yours. A painter the other day, as I am assured, in a country
+town, made a great mistake in a characteristic, and it was discovered by
+a country farmer. It was the portrait of a lawyer--an attorney, who, from
+humble pretensions, had made a good deal of money, and enlarged thereby
+his pretensions, but somehow or other not very much enlarged his
+respectability. To his pretensions was added that of having his portrait
+put up in the parlour, as large as life. There it is, very flashy and
+very true--one hand in his breast, the other in his small-clothes'
+pocket. It is market-day--the country clients are called in--opinions are
+passed--the family present, and all complimentary--such as, "Never saw
+such a likeness in the course of all my born days. As like 'un as he can
+stare." "Well, sure enough, there he is." But at last--there is one
+dissentient! "'Tain't like--not very--no, 'tain't," said a heavy
+middle-aged farmer, with rather a dry look, too, about his mouth, and a
+moist one at the corner of his eye, and who knew the attorney well. All
+were upon him. "Not like!--How not like? Say where is it not like?" "Why,
+don't you see," said the man, "he's got his hand in his breeches' pocket.
+It would be as like again if he had his hand in any other body's pocket."
+The family portrait was removed, especially as, after this, many came on
+purpose to see it; and so the attorney was lowered a peg, and the farmer
+obtained the reputation of a connoisseur.
+
+But it is high time, Eusebius, that I should dismiss you and
+portrait-painting, or you will think your thus sitting to me worse than
+sitting for your picture; which picture, if it be of my Eusebius as I know
+him and love him, will ever be a living speaking likeness, but if it be
+one but of outward feature and resemblance, it will soon pass off to make
+up the accumulation of dead lumber--while do you, Eusebius, as you are,
+_vive valeque_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MY FRIEND.
+
+
+ Wouldst thou be friend of mine?--
+ Thou must be quick and bold
+ When the right is to be done,
+ And the truth is to be told;
+
+ Wearing no friend-like smile
+ When thine heart is hot within,
+ Making no truce with fraud or guile,
+ No compromise with sin.
+
+ Open of eye and speech,
+ Open of heart and hand,
+ Holding thine own but as in trust
+ For thy great brother-band.
+
+ Patient and stout to bear,
+ Yet bearing not for ever;
+ Gentle to rule, and slow to bind,
+ Like lightning to deliver!
+
+ True to thy fatherland,
+ True to thine own true love;
+ True to thine altar and thy creed,
+ And thy good God above.
+
+ But with no bigot scorn
+ For faith sincere as thine,
+ Though less of form attend the prayer,
+ Or more of pomp the shrine;
+
+ Remembering Him who spake
+ The word that cannot lie,
+ "Where two or three in my name meet
+ There in the midst am I!"
+
+ I bar thee not from faults--
+ God wot, it were in vain!
+ Inalienable heritage
+ Since that primeval slain!
+
+ The wisest have been fools--
+ The surest stumbled sore:
+ _Strive_ thou to stand--or fall'n arise,
+ I ask thee not for more!
+
+ This do, and thou shalt knit
+ Closely my heart to thine;
+ Next the dear love of God above,
+ Such Friend on earth, be mine!
+
+ O.O.
+
+LONDON, _January_ 1844.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE LAND OF SLAVES.
+
+ "Le printemps--le printemps!"--_Berenger_.
+
+
+ 'Twas a sunny holiday,
+ Scene, Killarney--time, last May;
+ In the fields the rustic throng,
+ Every linnet in full song,
+ Not a cloud to threaten rain,
+ As I walk'd with lovely Jane.
+
+ While we wander'd round the bay,
+ Came the gayest of the gay,
+ Pouring from a painted barge,
+ Anchor'd by the flowery marge;
+ Sporting round its cliffs and caves:--
+ Ireland is the land of slaves!
+
+ Next we met an infant group,
+ Never was a happier troop;
+ Dancing o'er the primrose plain.
+ "Joyous infancy!" said Jane;
+ "Free from care as winds and waves."
+ --"No, my darling, _these_ are slaves!"
+
+ On we walk'd--a garden shade
+ Show'd us matron, man, and maid,
+ Laughing, talking, _all_ coquetting,
+ "Here," said Jane, "I see no fretting:
+ Mammon makes but fools or knaves."
+ --"No, my darling, _these_ are slaves!"
+
+ On we walk'd--we saw a dome,
+ Fill'd with furious dupes of Rome,
+ Ranting of the sword and chain.
+ "Let us run away," said Jane:
+ "How that horrid rebel raves!"
+ --"No, my darling, _these_ are slaves!"
+
+ As we ran, a monster-crowd
+ Stopp'd us, uttering vengeance loud;
+ Giving nobles to the halter,
+ Cursing England's throne and altar,
+ Brandishing their pikes and staves.
+ "Love," said Jane, "are all _these_ slaves?"
+
+[Greek: Aion]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE PRIEST'S BURIAL.
+
+
+ He is dead!--he died of a broken heart,
+ Of a frighten'd soul, and a frenzied brain:
+ He died--of playing a desperate part
+ For folly; which others play'd for gain.
+ Yet o'er his turf the rebels rave!
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ He is dead!--bewilder'd, betray'd, beguiled;
+ Swept on by faction's fiery blast.
+ In its blood-stain'd track, a fool, a child!
+ His doom is fix'd--his lot is cast.
+ Yet scowls by his bier earth's blackest knave.
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ They dress'd the cold clay in mimic state,
+ And the peasants came crowding round;
+ And many a vow of revenge and hate
+ In that hour on their souls was bound--
+ Oh! ruthless creed, that never forgave!
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ They bore him along by the village road,
+ And they yell'd at the village spire!
+ And they laid him at rest in his long abode,
+ In a storm of revenge and ire;
+ And round him their furious banners wave.
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ Then o'er him the bigot chant was sung,
+ And was said the bigot prayer,
+ And wild hearts with many a thought were stung,
+ That left its venom there,
+ To madden in many a midnight cave.
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ All is done; he is buried--the crowd depart,
+ He is laid in his kindred clay,
+ There, freed from the torture that ate his heart,
+ He rests, till the last great day.
+ O THOU! who alone canst defend and save,
+ Wake Ireland wise from this lowly grave.
+
+[Greek: Aion.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+PRUDENCE.
+
+ "Bide your time."--_Rebel Song_.
+
+
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+ Patience is the true sublime.
+ Heroes, bottle up your tears;
+ Wait for ten, or ten score, years.
+ Shrink from blows, but rage in rhyme:
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+ Snakes are safest in their slime.
+ Sages look before they leap;
+ Heroes, to your hovels creep.
+ Christmas loves pantomime:
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+ "Shoulder arms"--but never prime.
+ Keep your skins from Saxon lead;
+ Plunder paupers for your bread.
+ Popish begging is no crime:
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+
+[Greek: Aion.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+FREE TRADE AND PROTECTION
+
+Whoever has travelled in the highlands of Scotland, or the mountains of
+Wales, must have observed the remarkable difference which exists between
+artificial plantations, and the natural woods of the country. Planted _all
+at once_, the former grow up of uniform height, and all their trees
+present nearly the same form and symmetry. Sown at different periods, with
+centuries between their growth, the latter exhibit every variety of age
+and form, from the decaying patriarchs of the forest, which have survived
+the blasts of some hundred years, to the infant sapling, which is only
+beginning to shoot under the shelter of a projecting rock or stem. Nor is
+the difference less remarkable in the room which is severally afforded for
+growth, in the artificial plantations and in the wilds of nature. The
+larches or firs, in the stiff and angular enclosure, are always crowded
+together; and if not thinned by the care of the woodsman, will inevitably
+choke each other, or shoot up thin and unhealthy, in consequence of their
+close proximity to each other, and the dense mass of foliage which
+overshadows the upper part of the wood. But no such danger need be
+apprehended In the natural forest. No woodman is called to thin its
+denizens. No forester's eye is required to tell which should be left, and
+which cut away, in the vast array. In the ceaseless warfare of the weaker
+with the stronger, the feeble plants are entirely destroyed. In vain the
+infant sapling attempts to contend with the old oak, the branches of which
+overshadow its growth--it is speedily crushed in the struggle. Nor are the
+means of removing the useless remains less effectual. The hand of nature
+insensibly clears the waste of its incumbrances; the weakness of time
+brings them to the ground when their allotted period is expired; and youth,
+as in the generations of men, springs beside the decay of age, and finds
+ample room for its expansion over the fallen remains of its paternal stems.
+
+The difference between the artificial plantation and the natural wood,
+illustrates the distinction between the imaginary communities which the
+political economist expects to see grow up, in conformity with his
+theories, and acting in obedience to his dictates, and the nations of
+flesh and blood which exist around us, of which we form a part, and which
+are immediately affected by ill-judged or inapplicable measures of
+commercial regulation. Nations were planted by the hand of nature; they
+were not sown, nor their place allotted by human foresight. They exist
+often close to each other, and under apparently the same physical
+circumstances, under every possible variety of character, age, and period
+of growth. The difference even between those ruled by the same government,
+and inhabited apparently by the same race, is prodigious. Who could
+suppose that the Dutchman, methodical, calculating, persevering, was next
+neighbour to the fiery, war-like, and impetuous Frenchman? Or that the
+southern and western Irish, vehement, impassioned, and volatile, came from
+the same stock which pervades the whole west of Britain? England, for
+centuries the abode of industry, effort, and opulence, is subject to the
+same government, and situated in the same latitude as Ireland, where
+indolence is almost universal, wealth rare, and manufactures in general
+unknown. Russia, ignorant, united, and ever victorious, adjoins Poland,
+weak, distracted, and ever vanquished; and Prussia has risen with
+unheard-of rapidity in national strength, and every branch of industry, at
+the very time when Spain was fast relapsing into slavery and barbarism.
+
+Familiar as these truths are to all they seem to have been, in an
+unaccountable manner, forgotten by our modern political economists; and
+the oblivion of them is the principal cause of the remarkable failure
+which has attended the application to practice of all their theories. They
+invariably forget the different age of nations; they overlook the
+essential difference between communities with different national character,
+or in different stages of manufacturing or commercial advancement, and
+fall into the fatal error of supposing that one general system is to be
+readily embraced by, and found applicable to, a cluster of nations
+existing under every possible variety of physical, social, and political
+circumstances. Fixing their eyes upon their own country, or rather upon
+the peculiar interest to which they belong in their own country, they
+reason as if all mankind were placed in the same circumstances, and would
+be benefited by the arrangements which they find advantageous. They forget
+that all nations were not planted at the same time, nor in the same soil;
+that the difference in their age, the inequality in their growth, the
+variety in their texture, is as great as in the trees of the forest, the
+seeds of which have been scattered by the hand of nature; that the
+incessant warfare of the weaker with the stronger, exists not less in the
+social than the physical world; and that all systems founded on the
+oblivion of that continued contest, must ever be traversed by the
+strongest of all moral laws--the instinct of SELF-PRESERVATION.
+
+We have said that the modern theories when applied to practice, have, in a
+remarkable manner, failed. In saying so, we have chiefly in view the
+acknowledged failure of the strenuous efforts made by England, during the
+last twenty years, to effect an interchange in the advantages of free
+trade, and the entire disappointment which has attended the long
+establishment, on a great scale, of the reciprocity system. To the first
+we shall advert in the present paper; the second will furnish ample room
+for reflection in another.
+
+The abstract principles on which the doctrines of free trade are founded,
+are these; and we put it to the warmest advocates of those principles,
+whether they are not fairly stated. All nations were not intended by
+nature, nor are they fitted by their physical circumstances, to excel in
+the same branches of industry; and it is the variety in the production
+which they severally can bring to maturity, which at once imposes the
+necessity for, and occasions the profit of, commercial intercourse.
+Nothing, therefore, can be so unwise as to attempt, either by arbitrary
+regulations, to create a branch of industry in a country for which it is
+not intended by nature, or to retain it in that branch where it is created
+by forced prohibitions. Banish all restrictions, therefore, from commerce;
+let every nation apply itself to that particular branch of industry for
+which it is adapted by nature, and receive in exchange the produce of
+other countries, raised, in like manner, in conformity with their natural
+capabilities. Then will the industry of each people be turned into the
+channel most advantageous and lucrative to itself; each will enjoy the
+immense advantage of purchasing the commodities it requires at the
+cheapest possible rate; hopeless or absurd hot-bed attempts to force
+extraneous industry will cease; and, in the mutual interchange of the
+surplus produce of each, the foundation will be laid of an advantageous
+and durable commercial intercourse. England, on this principle, should not
+attempt to raise wine, nor France iron or cotton goods; but the calicoes
+and hardware of Great Britain should be exchanged for the wines and fruits
+of France: both nations will thus be enriched, and a vast commercial
+traffic grow up, which, being founded on mutual interest and attended with
+mutual advantage, may be expected to be durable, and to extinguish, in the
+end, the rivalry of their respective people, or the jealousy of their
+several governments.
+
+Such is the theory of free trade; and it may be admitted it wears at first
+sight a seducing and agreeable aspect. Let us now enquire how far
+experience, the great test of truth, has verified its doctrines, or
+demonstrated its practicability. To illustrate this matter, we shall have
+recourse to no mean or doubtful authority; we shall have recourse to the
+statement of an enlightened but candid contemporary, whose advocating of a
+moderate system of free trade has excited no small anxiety in the British
+empire; and which report, from the information and ability it displays,
+has assigned to the present accomplished head of the Board of Trade.
+
+The efforts made in Great Britain to introduce a general system of free
+trade, especially within the last three years, are thus enumerated in the
+_Foreign and Colonial Review_.
+
+"England, without gaining or asking a single boon from any foreign country,
+has--
+
+"1. Reduced by about one-half the duties upon foreign corn.
+
+"2. By nearly the same amount, the duties on foreign timber.
+
+"3. Has removed her prohibitions against the importation of cattle and
+other animals for food, and has fixed upon them duties, ranging on the
+average at about ten per cent _ad valorem_.
+
+"4. Has made flesh meat admissible.
+
+"5. Has reduced the duty on salt provisions for home consumption by
+one-third, and one-half; and has placed them on a footing of entire
+equality with the British article for the supply of the whole marine
+frequenting her ports.
+
+"6. Has lowered her duties on vegetables and seeds in general to one-half,
+one-sixth, and even one-twelfth (in the case of that most important
+esculent the potatoe) of what they formerly were.
+
+"7. Has made all _great_ articles of manufacture, except silk, which is
+reserved for future negotiations, admissible at duties of ten, twelve and
+a half, and fifteen per cent, and only in some few instances so much as
+twenty per cent.
+
+"8. Upon some minor articles of manufacture, where our people lie under
+heavy disadvantages in obtaining the raw material, and where their habits
+have been formed in their particular occupation, wholly under the shelter,
+and therefore upon the responsibility of the law, she has retained duties
+in some cases as high as thirty per cent _ad valorem_, but yet has reduced
+them to rates insignificant in comparison with those formerly charged.
+
+"9. In her colonies, she has fixed the ordinary rules of differential
+duties upon foreign productions at four and seven per cent, with
+exceptions altogether trifling in amount, on which a higher charge has
+been laid for special reasons.
+
+"10. She has withdrawn the prohibition to export machinery, except so far
+as regards the linen manufacture, and the spinning of the yarns employed
+in it.
+
+"11. With regard to many other articles, such as butter and cheese, indeed,
+with regard to all articles to which the simple and essential interests of
+the revenue will allow the same rules to be applied--it has been declared
+that they are only temporarily exempted from the operations of those rules,
+and it is well understood, that no time will be allowed to pass, except
+such as is necessary, before the work is completed; and lastly,
+
+"12. She has not even excluded from the benefit of these reductions the
+very countries under whose simultaneous enactments, of a hostile character,
+she is at this moment suffering: these advantages will be enjoyed by the
+tar and cordage of Russia; by the corn and timber, the woollens, linens,
+and hosiery of northern Germany; by the gloves, the boots and shoes, the
+light writing-papers, the perfumery, the corks, the straw-hats, the
+cottons and cambrics, the dressed skins, the thrown silk, and even (from
+an incidental charge with respect to the charge of duty on the bottles)
+the wines of France; by the salt provisions, the ashes, the turpentine,
+the rice, the furs and skins, the sperm oil of America; and she in
+particular may expect to derive advantage from the alteration in our
+colonial import duties upon the great articles of flour, salt, provisions,
+fish and lumber."[15]
+
+ [15] _Foreign and Colonial Review_, Vol. i. p. 235.
+
+Such have been the sacrifices which Great Britain has recently made in
+order to secure a system of free commercial enterprise throughout the
+world. Let us now enquire what return she has met with for these
+concessions; and the recent occurrences in this respect are detailed in
+the same unexceptionable authority.
+
+"Within the last year, France has passed an ordinance, doubling the duty
+on linen yarns--a measure hostile enough, had it been uniform in its
+application to all countries; but, lest there should be any ambiguity
+about its meaning, she has actually left open her Belgian frontier to that
+article at the former duty, on the condition that Belgium should levy the
+high French duty in her custom-houses, so as to prevent the transit of the
+British yarns through that country. To this disreputable and humiliating
+proposal, Belgium has consented. Again, amidst the loudest professions
+from the Prussian government, of an anxiety to advance the relaxation of
+commercial restrictions, that government has, nevertheless, adopted a
+proceeding not less hostile or mischievous than the measure of France with
+regard to linen yarns. The Congress of the Deputies of the Zollverein, at
+Stuttgard, have in a new tariff, which was to take effect on the 1st of
+January, besides some minor alterations of an unfavourable kind, decreed,
+upon the proposal of Prussia, that goods mixed of cotton and wool, if of
+more than one colour, shall pay fifty thalers the centner, instead of
+thirty; that is, instead of a very high, shall be liable to an exorbitant,
+and, as it may prove, a prohibitory duty. Next, America, as all our
+readers must be aware, has, after a struggle, passed a tariff, subverting
+altogether the arrangement established by the Compromise Act of 1833, and
+imposing upon the various descriptions of manufactured goods rates of duty
+varying from thirty to forty and fifty per cent and upwards, which have
+had the effect of stopping a great portion of the shipments of cotton
+goods to that country from Great Britain during the past autumn, and,
+without doubt, have added greatly to the distresses of our manufacturing
+population. Besides these greater instances, Russia, according to her wont
+in such matters, and Spain, have published, within the test fifteen months,
+new tariffs, of which it is difficult to say whether they are still worse
+than, or only as execrably bad, as those which they succeeded, but, in the
+close rivalry between the old and the new, the latter seem, upon the whole,
+entitled to the palm of prohibitive rigour. And Portugal, likewise, has
+augmented the duties payable upon certain classes of her imports, by a
+measure of the recent date of March 1841, and by another of last year. In
+the mean time, Spain has concluded a treaty with Belgium for the admission
+of her linens. And the king of Prussia has effected an arrangement with
+the czar, which, in certain particulars, secures, upon his own frontier, a
+relaxation of the iron strictness of the Russian system. England has
+concluded no commercial treaty with any of these powers; and the
+negotiation with France, which the measures of Lord Palmerston interrupted
+in 1840, at the very period of its ripeness, appears still to
+slumber--owing, we believe, in part, to the prevalence of an anti-Anglican
+feeling in that country, which, for the credit of common sense and of
+human nature, we trust will be temporary; but much more to the high
+protective notions, and the political activity and influence of the French
+manufacturers, which overawe an administration far less strong, we regret
+to say, than it deserves."
+
+Our recent attempts, therefore, to introduce a general system of free
+trade among nations have proved a signal failure, on the admission of the
+most enlightened advocates for that species of policy. Nor have our
+earlier efforts been more successful. Mr Huskisson, as it is well known,
+introduced, full twenty years ago, the system of free trade, and repealed
+the navigation laws, in the hope of making the Northern Powers of Europe
+more favourable to the admission of British manufactures, and materially
+reduced the duties on French silks, watches, wines, and jewellery, in the
+hope that the Government of that country would see the expedience of
+making a corresponding reduction in the duties levied on our staple
+manufactures in the French harbours. But after twenty years' experience of
+these concessions on our part, the French Government are so far from
+evincing a disposition to meet us with a similar conciliatory policy, that
+they have done just the reverse. Scarce a year has elapsed without some
+additional duty being imposed on our fabrics in their harbours; and the
+great reductions contained in Sir R. Peel's tariff were immediately met,
+as already noticed, by the imposition of an additional and very heavy duty
+on British linens. Nay, so far has the free trade system been from
+enlarging the market for our manufactures in Europe, that after twenty
+years' experience of its effects, and an increase over Europe generally of
+fully a third in numbers, and at least a half in wealth, it is an
+ascertained fact, that our exports to the European-States _are less than
+they were forty years ago_.[16] "That part of our commerce," says Mr
+Porter, himself a decided free trader, "which, being carried on with the
+rich and civilized inhabitants of European nations, should present the
+greatest field for extension, will be seen to have fallen off in a
+remarkable degree. The annual average exports to the whole of Europe were
+_less in value by nearly twenty per cent_, on an average of five years,
+from 1832 to 1836, _than they were during the five years that followed the
+close of the war;_ and it affords strong evidence of the unsatisfactory
+footing on which our trading regulations with Europe are established, that
+our exports to the United States of America, which, with their population
+of 12,000,000, (in 1837,) are situated 3000 miles from us across the
+Atlantic, have amounted to more than half the sum of our shipments to the
+whole of Europe, with a population fifteen times as great as that of the
+United States of America, and with an abundance of productions suited to
+our wants, which they are naturally desirous of exchanging for the produce
+of our mines and looms."[17]
+
+ [16] _Foreign and Colonial Review_, Vol. i. p. 233.
+
+ [17] Porter's _Progress of the Nation_, Vol. i. p. 101.
+
+This was written by Mr Porter in 1837; but while subsequent times have
+evinced an increased anxiety on the part of this country to extend the
+principles of free trade, they have been met by such increased
+determination on the part of the European governments to _resist the
+system,_ and adhere more rigorously to their protecting policy, that the
+disproportion is now universal, and is every day becoming more remarkable.
+The following table will show that our exports to Europe, notwithstanding
+our twelve reciprocity treaties with its maritime powers, and unceasing
+efforts to give a practical exemplification of the principles of free
+trade, are stationary or declining.[18]
+
+ [18] Table showing the date and value of Exports of British Iron
+ Manufacturers to Europe in the afore-mentioned years.
+
+ Northern Europe. Southern Europe. Total.
+ 1814 £14,113,773 £12,753,816 £26,867,589
+ 1815 11,791,692 8,764,552 20,556,544
+ 1816 11,369,086 7,284,467 18,653,555
+ 1817 11,408,083 9,685,491 19,093,574
+ 1818 11,809,243 7,639,139 19,448,382
+ 1819 9,805,397 6,896,287 16,601,684
+ 1820 11,289,891 7,139,042 18,428,433
+
+ 1833 9,313,549 5,686,949 15,000,498
+ 1834 9,505,892 8,501,141 18,007,033
+ 1835 10,303,316 8,161,117 18,464,433
+ 1836 9,999,861 9,011,205 19,000,066
+ 1837 11,097,436 7,789,126 18,187,662
+ 1838 11,258,473 9,481,372 20,739,845
+ 1839 11,991,236 9,376,241 21,367,477
+
+
+In one particular instance, the entire failure of the free trade system to
+procure any corresponding return from the very continental states whose
+harbours it was chiefly intended to open, has been singularly conspicuous.
+In February 1821 the reciprocity system, in regard to shipping, was
+introduced by Mr Huskisson, and acted upon by the legislature; and the
+following reason was assigned by that eminent man for deviating from the
+old navigation laws of Cromwell, which had so long constituted the
+strength of the British navy. Mr Huskisson maintained--"That the period
+had now arrived, when it had become indispensable to introduce a more
+liberal system in regard to the admission of foreign shipping into our
+harbours, if we would avoid the total exclusion of our manufacturers into
+their harbours. The exclusive system did admirably well, as long as we
+alone acted upon it; when foreign nations were content to take our goods,
+though we excluded their shipping. But they had now become sensible of
+the impolicy of such a system, and, right or wrong, were resolved to
+resist it. Prussia, in particular, had resisted all the anxious endeavours
+of this country, to effect the introduction of goods of our manufacture,
+on favourable terms, into her harbours; and the reason assigned was, that
+the navigation laws excluded her shipping from ours. The reciprocity
+system has been rendered indispensable by the prohibitory system, which
+the other European powers have adopted. The only means of meeting the
+heavy duties they have imposed on our goods and shipping, is to place our
+duties upon a system of perfect reciprocity with theirs. Foreign nations
+have no advantage over us in the carrying trade: from the London report,
+it clearly appeared, that the ships of Norway, Sweden, Russia, Prussia,
+France, and Holland, cannot compete with British, either in long or short
+voyages. But at any rate, the repeal of our discriminating duties has
+become matter of necessity, if we would propose any trade with these
+countries."[19]
+
+ [19] Hansard's Parliamentary Debates, February 13, 1823; and Annual
+ Register, 1823, p. 104.
+
+ Table showing the British and Foreign tonnage, with Sweden, Norway,
+ Denmark, and Prussia, since 1823, when the reciprocity system began,
+ in each of the following years:--
+
+ SWEDEN. NORWAY. DENMARK. PRUSSIA.
+Years British Foreign British Foreign British Foreign British Foreign
+ Tons. Tons Tons. Tons. Tons. Tons. Tons. Tons.
+1821 23,005 8,508 13,855 61,342 5,312 3,969 79,590 37,720
+1822 20,799 13,692 13,377 87,974 7,096 3,910 102,847 58,270
+1823 20,986 22,529 13,122 117,015 4,413 4,795 81,202 86,013
+1824 17,074 40,092 11,419 135,272 6,738 23,689 94,664 151,621
+1825 15,906 53,141 14,825 157,910 15,158 50,943 189,214 182,752
+1826 11,829 16,939 15,603 90,726 22,000 56,544 119,060 120,589
+1827 11,719 21,822 13,945 96,420 10,825 52,456 150,718 109,184
+1828 14,877 24,700 10,826 85,771 17,464 49,293 133,753 99,195
+1829 16,536 25,046 9,985 86,205 24,576 53,390 125,918 127,861
+1830 12,116 23,158 6,459 84,585 12,210 51,420 102,758 139,646
+1831 11,450 39,689 4,518 114,865 6,552 62,190 83,908 140,532
+1832 8,335 25,755 3,798 82,155 7,268 35,772 62,079 89,187
+1833 10,009 29,454 5,901 98,931 6,840 38,620 41,735 108,753
+1834 15,353 35,910 6,403 98,303 5,691 53,282 32,021 118,111
+1835 12,036 35,061 2,592 95,049 6,007 49,008 25,514 124,144
+1836 10,865 42,439 1,573 12,875 2,152 51,907 42,567 174,439
+1837 7,608 42,602 1,035 88,004 5,357 55,961 67,566 145,742
+1838 10,425 38,991 1,364 110,817 3,466 57,554 86,734 175,643
+1839 8,359 42,270 2,582 109,228 5,535 106,960 111,470 229,208
+1840 11,933 53,337 3,166 114,241 6,327 103,067 112,709 237,984
+
+ --PORTER'S Part. Tables.
+
+Such were Mr Huskisson's reasons. They were grounded on alleged necessity.
+He said in substance:--"The navigation laws are very good things; and if
+we could only persuade other nations to take our goods, while we virtually
+shut out their shipping, it would, doubtless, be very advisable to
+continue the present system. But you can no longer do this. Foreign
+nations see the undue advantage which has been so long obtained of them.
+They insist upon an exchange of interests. We, as the richer and the more
+powerful, are called on to make the first advances. We must relinquish our
+navigation laws in favor of their staple manufacture, shipping, if we
+would induce them to admit, on favourable terms, our staple article,
+cotton goods." These were Mr Huskisson's principles; and it may be
+admitted that, in the abstract, they were well-founded, for all commercial
+intercourse, to be beneficial and lasting, must be founded on a mutual
+exchange of advantages. But, in carrying into execution this principle,
+he committed a fatal mistake, which has already endangered, without the
+slightest advantage, and, if persevered in, may ultimately destroy the
+commercial superiority of Great Britain. He virtually repealed, by the 4
+Geo. IV. c. 77 and the 5 Geo. IV. c. 1, the navigation laws, by
+authorizing the King, by an order in council, to permit the exportation
+and importation of goods in foreign vessels, on payment of the same duties
+as where chargeable on British vessels, in favour of those countries which
+did not levy discriminating duties on British vessels bringing goods into
+their harbours, and to levy on the vessels of such countries the same
+tonnage duties as they charged on British vessels. This was, in effect,
+to say--We will admit your vessels on the same terms on which you admit
+ours; and nothing, at first sight, could seem more equitable.
+
+But, nevertheless, this system involved a fatal mistake, the pernicious
+effects of which have now been amply demonstrated by experience, and which
+lies at the bottom of the whole modern doctrines of free trade. _It
+stipulates for no advantages corresponding to the concession made_, and
+thus the reciprocity was on one side only. Mr Huskisson repealed, in
+favour of the Baltic powers, the British navigation laws; that is, he
+threw open to Baltic competition, without any protection, the British
+shipping interest: but _he forgot to exact from them any corresponding
+favour for British iron or cotton goods in the Baltic harbours_. He
+said--"We will admit your shipping on the same terms on which you admit
+ours." What he should have said is--"We will admit your shipping into our
+harbors on the same term you admit _our cotton goods_ into your harbours."
+This would have been real reciprocity, because each side would have given
+free ingress to that staple commodity in which its neighbor had the
+advantage; and thus the most important branch of industry of each would
+have been secured an inlet into the other's territories. The British
+tonnage might have been driven out of the Baltic trade by the shipowners
+of Denmark and Norway, but the Prussian cotton manufacturers would have
+been crushed by the British. It might then have come to be a question of
+whether the upholding of our shipping interest or the extension of our
+cotton manufactures was the most advisable policy. But no such question
+need be considered now. We have gained nothing by exposing our shipping
+interest to the ruinous competition of the Baltic vessels. The Danish,
+Norwegian and Prussian ships have come into our harbours, but the British
+cotton and iron goods have not entered theirs. The reciprocity system has
+been all on one side. After having been twenty years in operation, it has
+failed in producing _the smallest concession_ in favour of British
+manufactures, or producing in those states with whom the reciprocity
+treaties were concluded, the _smallest extension of British exports_.
+Since we so kindly permitted it, they have taken every thing and given
+nothing. They have done worse. They have taken good and returned evil. The
+vast concession contained in the repeal of our navigation laws, has been
+answered by the enhanced duties contained in the Prussian Zollverein.
+Twenty-six millions of Germans have been arrayed under a commercial league,
+which, by levying duties, practically varying from thirty to fifty, though
+nominally only ten _per cent_, effectually excludes British manufactures;
+and, after twenty years' experience, our exports are only a few hundred
+thousands a year, and our exports of cotton manufactures _only a few
+hundreds a year_, to the whole States of Northern Europe, in favour of
+whom the navigation laws were swept away, and an irreparable wound
+inflicted on British maritime interests, and in whose wants Mr Huskisson
+anticipated a vast market for our manufacturing industry, and an ample
+compensation for the diminution of our shipping interest.
+
+Nature has established this great and all-important distinction between
+the effects of wealth and national age on the productions of agriculture
+and of manufactures. The reason is this:--If capital, machinery, and
+knowledge, conferred the same immediate and decisive advantage on
+agricultural that they do on manufacturing industry, old and
+densely-peopled states would possess an undue superiority over the ruder
+and more thinly-inhabited ones; the multiplication of the human race would
+become excessive in the seats in which it had first taken root, and the
+desert parts of the world would never, but under the pressure of absolute
+necessity, be explored. The first command of God to man, "Be fruitful, and
+multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it," would be frustrated.
+The apprehensions of the Malthusians as to an excessive increase of
+mankind, with its attendant dangers, would be realized in particular
+places, while nineteen-twentieths of the earth lay neglected in a state of
+nature. The desert would be left alone in its glory. The world would be
+covered with huge and densely-peopled excrescences--with Babylons, Romes,
+and Londons--in which wealth, power, and corruption were securely and
+permanently intrenched, and from which the human race would ne'er diverge
+but under the pressure of absolute impossibility to wrench a subsistence
+from their over-peopled vicinities.
+
+These dangers, threatening alike to the moral character and material
+welfare of nations, are completely prevented by the simple law, the
+operations of which we every day see around us--viz. that wealth,
+civilization, and knowledge, add rapidly and indefinitely to the powers of
+manufacturing and commercial, but comparatively slowly to those of
+agricultural industry. This simple circumstance effectually provides for
+the dispersion of the human race, and the check of an undue growth in
+particular communities. The old state can always undersell the young one
+in manufactures, but it is everlastingly undersold by them in agriculture.
+Thus the equalization of industry is introduced, the dispersion of the
+human race secured, and a limit put to the perilous multiplication of its
+members in particular communities. The old state can never rival the young
+ones around it in raising subsistence; the young ones can never rival the
+old one in manufactured articles. Either a free trade takes place between
+them, or restrictions are established. If the commercial intercourse
+between them is unrestricted, agriculture is destroyed, and with it
+national strength is undermined in the old state, and manufactures are
+nipped in the bud in the young ones. If restrictions prevail, and a war of
+tariffs is introduced, the agriculture of the old state, and with it its
+national strength, is preserved, but its export of manufactures to the
+adjoining states is checked, and they establish growing fabrics for
+themselves. Whichever effect takes place, the object of nature in the
+equalization of industry, the limitation of aged communities, and the
+dispersion of mankind, is gained, in the first, by the ruin of the old
+empire from the decay of its agricultural resources; in the second, by the
+check given to its manufacturing prowess, and the transference of
+mercantile industry to its younger rivals.
+
+Generally the interests and necessities of the young states introduce a
+prohibitory system to exclude the manufactures of the old one; and it is
+this necessity which England is now experiencing, and vainly endeavours to
+obviate, by introducing a system of free trade. But in one memorable
+instance, and one only, the preponderance of a particular power rendered
+this impossible, and illustrated on a great scale, and over the whole
+civilized world, for a course of centuries, the effects of a perfect
+freedom of trade. The Roman empire, spreading as it did round the shores
+of the Mediterranean, afforded the utmost facilities for a great internal
+traffic; while the equal policy of the emperors, and indeed the necessity
+of their situation, introduced a perfect freedom in the interchange of
+commodities between every part of their vast dominions. And what was the
+result? Why, that the agriculture of Italy was destroyed--that 300,000
+acres in the champaign of Naples alone reverted to a state of nature, and
+were tenanted only by wild-boars and buffaloes, before a single barbarian
+had crossed the Alps--that the Grecian cities were entirely maintained by
+grain from the plains of Podolia--and the mistress of the world, according
+to the plaintive expression of the Roman annalist, depended for her
+subsistence on the floods of the Nile.[20] Not the corruption of manners,
+not the tyranny of the Caesars, occasioned the ruin of the empire, for
+they affected only a limited class of the people; but the practical
+working of free trade, joined to domestic slavery, which destroyed the
+agricultural population of the heart of the empire, and left only
+effeminate urban multitudes to contend with the hardy barbarians of the
+north.
+
+ [20] Tacitus, Vol. xiv. p. 21; Michelet's _Hist. de France,_
+ Vol. i. p. 217.
+
+The advocates of free trade are not insensible to the superior advantages
+of the rising over the old state in agriculture, and of the latter over
+the former in manufactures. On the contrary, it is a secret but clear
+sense of the reality of this distinction, which causes them so strenuously
+to contend for the removal of all restrictions. They hope, by so doing, to
+effect a great extension of their sales in foreign countries, without, as
+they pretend, creating any diminution in their own. But the views which
+have now been given show that this is a vain conceit, and demonstrate how
+it has happened, that the more strenuously England contends for the
+principles of free trade, and the more energetically that she carries them
+into practice, the more decided is the resistance which she meets on
+foreign states in the attempt, and the more rigorously do they act on the
+principles of protection. It is because they are striving to become
+manufacturing and commercial communities that they do this--it is a clear
+sense of the ruin which awaits them, if deluged with British goods, which
+makes them so strenuous in their system of exclusion. The more that we
+open our trade, the more will they close theirs. They think, and not
+without reason, that we advocate unrestricted commercial intercourse only
+because it would be profitable to us, and deprecate our old system of
+exclusion only because it has now been turned against ourselves. "Now,
+then," say they, "is the time, when England is suffering under the system
+of exclusion, which we have at length had sense enough to borrow from her,
+to draw closer the bonds of that system, and complete the glorious work of
+our own elevation on her ruins. Our policy is clearly chalked out by hers;
+we have only to do what she deprecates, and we are sure to be right." It
+is evident that these views will be permanently entertained by them,
+because they are founded on the strongest of all instincts that of
+self-preservation. When we cease to be a great manufacturing nation, when
+we are no longer formidable rivals, they will open their harbours; but not
+till then. In striving to introduce a system of free trade, therefore, we
+gratuitously inflict a severe wound on our domestic industry, without any
+chance even of a compensation in that which is destined for the foreign
+markets. We let in their goods into our harbours, but we do not obtain
+admission, nor will we ever obtain admission, for ours into theirs. The
+reciprocity is, and ever must be, all on one side.
+
+It is by mistaking the dominant influence among the continental states,
+that so large a portion of the community are deceived on this subject.
+They say, if we take their grain and cattle, they will take our cotton
+goods; that their system of exclusion is entirely a consequence of, and
+retaliation for, ours. Can they produce a single instance in which our
+concessions in favour of their rude produce have led to a corresponding
+return in favour of ours? How can it be so, when, in all old states, the
+monied is the prevailing interest which sways the determinations of
+government? The landholders, separated from each other, without capital,
+almost all burdened with debt, are no match in the domestic struggle for
+the manufacturing and commercial interests. Their superiority is founded
+on a very clear footing--the same which has rendered the British House of
+Commons omnipotent. _They hold the purse._ It is their loans which support
+the credit of Government; it is by the customs which their imports pay
+that the public revenue is to be chiefly raised. The more popular that
+governments become, the more strongly will their influences appear in the
+war of tariffs. If pure democracies were established in all the
+neighbouring states, we would be met in then all by a duty of sixty per
+cent. Witness the American tariff of 1842, and the progressive increases
+of duties against us since the popular revolutions we have fostered and
+encouraged in France, Belgium, and Portugal.
+
+Is, then, a free and unrestrained system of commercial intercourse
+impossible between nations, and must it ever end in a war of tariffs and
+the pacific infliction of mutual injury? We consider it is impossible
+between two nations, both manufacturing, or aspiring to be so, and in the
+same, or nearly the same, age and social circumstances. It is mere folly
+to attempt it; because interests which must clash, are continually arising
+on both parts, and reciprocity, if attempted, is on one side only. With
+such nations, the only wisdom is, to conclude treaties, not of reciprocity,
+but of _commerce_; that is, treaties in which, in consideration of certain
+branches of our manufactures being admitted on favourable terms, we agree
+to admit certain articles of their produce on equally advantageous
+conditions. Thus, a treaty, by which we agreed to admit, for a moderate
+duty, the wines of France, which we can never rival, in return for their
+admitting our iron and cotton goods on similar terns, would be a measure
+of equal benefit to both countries. It would be as wise a measure as Mr
+Huskisson's reduction of the duties on French silks, gloves, and clocks,
+was a gratuitous and unwarranted injury to staple branches of our own
+industry. The only countries to which the reciprocity system is really
+applicable, are distant states in an early state of civilization, whose
+natural products are essentially different from our own, and whose stage
+of advancement is not such as to have made them enter on the career of
+manufacture, of jealousy, and of tariffs. Colonies unite all these
+advantages; and it is in them that the real sources of our strength, and
+the only secure markets for our produce, are to be found; but that subject,
+so vast, so interesting, so vital to our individual and national
+advancement, must be reserved for a future occasion.
+
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+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S</h1>
+<h1>Edinburgh</h1>
+<h1>MAGAZINE.</h1>
+<hr>
+<h3>NO. CCCXL. FEBRUARY 1844. Vol. LV.</h3>
+<hr>
+
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s1">THE HERETIC</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s2">THRUSH-HUNTING. BY ALEXANDER DUMAS</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s3">HIGH LIFE IN THE LAST CENTURY</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s4">NEWS FROM AN EXILED CONTRIBUTOR</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s5">THE PROPHECY OF THE TWELVE TRIBES</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s6">A BEWAILMENT FROM BATH; OR, POOR OLD MAIDS</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s7">MARSTON; OR, THE MEMOIRS OF A STATESMAN. PART VIII.</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s8">SECESSION FROM THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s9">SITTING FOR A PORTRAIT</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s10">MY FRIEND</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s11">THE LAND OF SLAVES</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s12">THE PRIEST'S BURIAL</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s13">PRUDENCE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340s14">FREE TRADE AND PROTECTION</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw340-footnotes">[FOOTNOTES]</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<h2>EDINBURGH:</h2>
+<h4>WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, 45, GEORGE STREET;</h4>
+<h4>AND 22, PALL-MALL, LONDON.</h4>
+<h4><i>To whom all Communications (post paid) must
+be addressed.</i></h4>
+<h4>SOLD BY ALL THE BOOKSELLERS THE UNITED KINGDOM.</h4>
+<h4>PRINTED BY BALLANTYNE AND HUGHES, EDINBURGH.</h4>
+
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page133 name=page133></A>[pg 133]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s1" id="bw340s1"></a><h2>THE HERETIC.<a id=footnotetag1
+name=footnotetag1></a><a
+href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is now about three centuries since Richard Chancellor, pilot-major of
+the fleet which, under the command of Sir Hugh Willoughby, and by the
+advice of Sebastian Cabot, set out to discover a north-east passage to
+China, carried his ship, the Edward Bonaventura, into Archangel. The rest
+of the fleet put into a haven on the coast of Lapland, where all their
+crews, with the gallant commander, perished miserably of cold and hunger.
+Chancellor, accompanied by Master George Killingworthe, found his way to
+Moscow, where he was courteously entertained by the Tsar Iván IV.,
+surnamed the Terrible. On his return to England in 1554, he delivered a
+friendly letter from the Tsar to King Edward VI., and announced to the
+people of England "the discovery of Muscovy." The English adventurers
+where mightily astonished by the state and splendour of the Russian court,
+and gave a curious account of their intercourse with the tyrant Iván, who
+treated them with great familiarity and kindness, though he was perhaps
+the most atrocious monster, not excepting the worst of the Roman emperors,
+that ever disgraced a throne. The Tsar "called them to his table to
+receive each a cup from his hand to drinke, and took into his hand Master
+George Killingworthe's beard, which reached over the table, and pleasantly
+delivered it to the metropolitan, who seeming to bless it, said in Russ,
+'This is God's gift;' as indeed at that time it was not only thicke, broad,
+and yellow coulered, but in length five foot and two inches of a size."
+</p>
+<p>
+Chancellor returned the following year to Moscow, and arranged with the
+Tsar the commercial privileges and immunities of a new company of
+merchant-adventurers who desired to trade with Muscovy; but in 1556, while
+on his way home, accompanied by Osep Neped, the first Russian ambassador
+to the court of England, their ship was wrecked on our own coast, at
+Pitsligo bay, where Chancellor was drowned, with most of the crew; but
+Osep Neped, who escaped, was conducted with much pomp to London, and there
+established on a firmer basis the commercial relations between the two
+countries, to which Chancellor's discovery had led, and of which he had
+laid the foundation. The commerce thus begun has continued uninterrupted,
+to the mutual advantage of both nations, up to this time, and thousands of
+our countrymen have there gained wealth and distinction, in commerce, in
+the arts, in science, and in arms.
+</p>
+<p>
+But of the twenty-seven millions of men, women, and children who people
+Great Britain and Ireland, how many may be presumed to know any thing
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page134 name=page134></A>[pg 134]</SPAN>of
+Russian literature, or even to have enquired whether it contains any thing
+worth knowing? Are there a dozen literary men or women amongst us who
+could read a Russian romance, or understand a Russian drama? Dr Bowring
+was regarded as a prodigy of polyglot learning, because he gave us some
+very imperfect versions of Russian ballads; and we were thankful even for
+that contribution, from which, we doubt not, many worthy and well-informed
+people learned for the first time that Russia produced poets as well as
+potashes. Russia has lately lost a poet of true genius, of whom his
+countrymen are proud, and no doubt have a right to be proud, for his
+poetry found its way at once to the heart of the nation: but how few there
+are amongst us who know any thing of Poushkin, unless it be his untimely
+and melancholy end?
+</p>
+<p>
+The generation that has been so prolific of prose fiction in other parts
+of Europe, has not been barren in Russia. She boasts of men to whom she is
+grateful for having adorned her young literature with the creations of
+their genius, or who have made her history attractive with the allurements
+of faithful fiction, giving life, and flesh, and blood to its dry bones;
+and yet, gentle reader, learned or fair&mdash;or both fair and learned&mdash;whether
+sombre in small clothes, or brilliant in <i>bas-bleus</i>&mdash;how many could
+you have named a year ago of those names which are the pride and delight
+of a great European nation, with which we have had an intimate, friendly,
+and beneficial intercourse for three consecutive centuries, and whose
+capital has now for some years been easily accessible in ten days from our
+own?
+</p>
+<p>
+Surely it is somewhat strange, that while Russia fills so large a space,
+not only on the map, but in the politics of the world&mdash;while the influence
+of her active mind, and of her powerful muscle, is felt and acknowledged
+in Europe, Asia, and America&mdash;that we, who come in contact with her
+diplomatic skill and her intelligence at every turn and in every quarter,
+should never have thought it worth while to take any note of her
+literature&mdash;of the more attractive movements of her mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+The history, the ancient mythology, and the early Christian legends of
+Russia, are full of interest. We there encounter the same energetic and
+warlike people, who, from roving pirates of the Baltic sea, became the
+founders of dynasties, and who have furnished much of what is most
+romantic in the history of Europe. The Danes, who ravaged our coasts, and
+gave a race of princes to England; the Normans, from whom are descended
+our line of sovereigns, and many of our noble and ancient families&mdash;the
+Normans, who established themselves in Sicily and the Warrhag, or
+Varangians, who made their leader, Rurik, a sovereign over the ancient
+Sclavonic republic of Nóvgorod, and gave their own distinctive appellation
+of Russ to the people and to the country they conquered, were all men of
+the same race, the same habits, and the same character. The daring spirit
+of maritime adventure, the love of war, and the thirst of plunder, which
+brought their barks to the coasts of Britain and of France, was displayed
+with even greater boldness in Russia. After the death of Rurik, these
+pirates of the Baltic, under the regent Oleg, launching their galleys on
+the Borysthenes, forced the descent of the river against hostile tribes,
+defeated the armies of Byzantium, exercised their ancient craft on the
+Black sea and on the Bosphorus, and, entering Constantinople in triumph,
+extorted tribute and a treaty from the Keisar in his palace.
+</p>
+<p>
+Then, after a time, came the introduction of the Christian religion and of
+letters; and the contests which terminated in the triumph of Christianity
+over the ancient mythology, in which the milder deities of the Pantheon,
+with their attendant spirits of the woods, the streams, and the household
+hearth, would seem to have mingled with the fiercer gods of the Valhalla.
+Then the frequent contests and varying fortunes of the principalities into
+which the country was divided&mdash;the invasions of the Tartar hordes, under
+the successors of Chenjez Khan, destroying every living thing, and
+deliberately making a desert of every populous place, that grass might
+more abound for their horses and their flocks&mdash;the long and weary
+domination of these desolating masters; the gradual relaxation of the iron
+gripe with which they crushed the country; the pomp and power of the
+Russian church, even in
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page135 name=page135></A>[pg 135]</SPAN>
+the worst times of Tartar oppression; the first
+gathering together of the nation's strength as its spirit revived; the
+first great effort to cast off the load under which its loins had been
+breaking for more than two centuries, and the desperate valour with which
+the Russians fought their first great battle for freedom and their faith,
+and shook the Tartar supremacy, under the brave and skilful Dimítri, on
+the banks of the Don&mdash;the cautious wisdom and foresight with which he
+created an aristocracy to support the sovereignty he had made
+hereditary&mdash;the pertinacity with which, in every change of fortune, his
+successors worked out slowly, and more by superior intelligence than by
+prowess, the deliverance of their country&mdash;the final triumph of this wary
+policy, under the warlike, but consummately able and dexterous management
+of Iván the Great&mdash;the rapidity and force with which the Muscovite power
+expanded, when it had worn out and cast off the Tartar fetters that had
+bound it&mdash;the cautious and successful attempts of Iván to take from the
+first a high place amongst the sovereigns of Europe&mdash;the progress in the
+arts of civilized life which was made in his reign&mdash;the accession of
+weight and authority which the sovereign power received from the prudent
+and dignified demeanour of his son and successor&mdash;the sanguinary tyranny
+with which Iván IV., in the midst of the most revolting atrocities and
+debaucheries, broke down the power of the aristocracy, prostrated the
+energies of the nation, and paved the way for successive usurpations&mdash;the
+skilful and crafty policy, and the unscrupulous means by which Boris
+raised himself to the throne, after he had destroyed the last
+representatives of the direct line of Rurik, which, in all the
+vicissitudes of Russian fortune, had hitherto held the chief place in the
+nation&mdash;the taint of guilt which poisoned and polluted a mind otherwise
+powerful, and not without some virtues, and made him at length a
+suspicious and cruel tyrant, who, having alienated the good-will of the
+nation, was unable to oppose the pretensions of an impostor, and swallowed
+poison to escape the tortures of an upbraiding conscience&mdash;the successful
+imposture of the monk who personated the Prince Dimítri, one of the
+victims of Boris' ambition, and who was slaughtered on the day of his
+nuptials at the foot of the throne he had so strangely usurped, by an
+infuriated mob; not because he was known to be an impostor, but because he
+was accused of a leaning to the Latin church&mdash;the season of anarchy that
+succeeded and led to fresh impostures, and to the Polish domination&mdash;the
+servile submission of the Russian nobility to Sigismund, king of Poland,
+to whom they sold their country; the revival of patriotic feelings, almost
+as soon as the sacrifice had been made&mdash;the bold and determined opposition
+of the Russian church to the usurpation of a Latin prince, the
+persecutions, the hardships, the martyrdom it endured; the ultimate rising
+of the Muscovite people at its call&mdash;the sanguinary conflict in Moscow;
+the expulsion of the Poles; the election of Michael Romanoff, the first
+sovereign of his family and of the reigning dynasty&mdash;the whole history of
+the days of Peter, of Catharine, and of Alexander, and even the less
+prominent reigns of intermediate sovereigns&mdash;are full of the interest and
+the incidents which are usually considered most available to the writers
+of historical romance.
+</p>
+<p>
+But such materials abound in the history of every people. Men of genius
+for the work find them scattered every where&mdash;in the peculiarities of
+personal character developed in the contests of petty tribes or turbulent
+burghers, as often as in the revolutions of empires. The value of
+historical, as well as of other fictions, must be measured by the power
+and the skill it displays, rather than by the magnitude of the events it
+describes, or the historical importance of the persons it introduces; and
+therefore no history can well be exhausted for the higher purposes of
+fiction. Of what historical importance are the stories on which Shakspeare
+has founded his <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>&mdash;his <i>Othello</i>&mdash;his <i>Hamlet</i>, or his
+<i>Lear</i>? Does the chief interest or excellence of <i>Waverley</i>, or <i>Ivanhoe</i>,
+or <i>Peveril of the Peak</i>, or <i>Redgauntlet</i>, or <i>Montrose</i>, depend on the
+delineation of historical characters, or the description of historical
+events? What space <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page136 name=page136></A>[pg
+136]</SPAN>
+do Balfour of Burleigh, or Rob Roy, or Helen Macgregor,
+fill in history? The fact appears to be, that, even in the purest
+historical prose fictions, neither the interest nor the excellence
+generally depend upon the characters or the incidents most prominent in
+history. A man of genius, who calls up princes and heroes from the dust
+into which they have crumbled, may delight us with a more admirable
+representation than our own minds could have furnished of some one whose
+name we have long known, and of whose personal bearing, and habits, and
+daily thoughts, we had but a vague and misty idea; and acknowledging the
+fidelity of the portrait we may adopt it; and then this historical person
+becomes to us what the imagination of genius, not what history, has made
+him, and yet the portrait is probably one in which no contemporary could
+have recognized any resemblance to the original. But the characters of
+which history has preserved the most full and faithful accounts, whose
+recorded actions reflect most accurately the frame of their minds, are
+precisely those which each man has pictured to himself with most precision,
+and therefore those of which he is least likely to appreciate another
+man's imaginary portraits. The image in our own minds is disturbed, and we
+feel something of the disappointment we experience when we find some one
+of whom we have heard much very different from what we had imagined him to
+be. The more intimately and generally an historical character is known,
+the more unfit must it be for the purposes of fiction.
+</p>
+<p>
+Then again, in fiction, as in real life, our sympathies are more readily
+awakened, and more strongly moved, by the sufferings or the successes of
+those with whom we have much in common&mdash;of whose life we are, or fancy
+that we might have been, a part. The figures that we see in history
+elevated above the ordinary attributes of man, are magnified as we see
+them through the mist of our own vague perceptions, and dwindle if we
+approach too near them. If they are brought down from the lofty pedestal
+of rank or fame on which they stood, that they may be within reach of the
+warmest sympathies of men who live upon a lower level, the familiarity to
+which we are admitted impairs their greatness, on the same principle, that
+"no man is a hero to his <i>valet-de-chambre</i>."
+</p>
+<p>
+We are inclined to believe that the great attraction of historical prose
+fiction is not any facility which it affords for the construction of a
+better story&mdash;for we think it affords none&mdash;nor any superior interest
+that attaches to the known and the prominent characters with which it
+deals, or to the events it describes; but rather the occasion it gives for
+making us familiar with the everyday life of the age and the country in
+which the scene is laid. Independent of the merits of the fiction as a
+work of imagination, we find another source of pleasure; and, if it be
+written faithfully and with knowledge, of instruction in the vivid light
+it casts on the characteristics of man's condition, which history does not
+deign to record. This kind of excellence may give value to a work which is
+defective in the higher essential qualifications of imaginative writing;
+as old ballads and tales, which have no other merit, may be valuable
+illustrations of the manners of their time, so by carefully collecting and
+concentrating scattered rays, a man possessed of talents for the task may
+throw a strong light on states of society that were formerly obscure, and
+thus greatly enhance the pleasure we derive from any higher merits we may
+find in his story.
+</p>
+<p>
+M. Lajétchnikoff, in the work before us, appears to have aimed at both
+these kinds of excellence; and, in the opinion of his countrymen, to have
+attained to that of which they are the best or the only good judges. Mr
+Shaw, to whom we are indebted for all we yet know of this department of
+Russian literature, tells us in his preface that he selected this romance
+for translation because&mdash;
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "It is the work of an author to whom all the critics have adjudged
+ the praise of a perfect acquaintance with the epoch which he has
+ chosen for the scene of his drama. Russian critics, some of whom have
+ reproached M. Lajétchnikoff with certain faults of style, and in
+ particular with innovations on orthography, have all united in
+ conceding to him the merit of great historical accuracy&mdash;not only as
+ regards the events and characters of
+ <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page137 name=page137></A>[pg 137]</SPAN>
+ his story, but even in the less
+ important matters of costume, language, &amp;c.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "This degree of accuracy was not accidental: he prepared himself for
+ his work by a careful study of all the ancient documents calculated
+ to throw light upon the period which he desired to recall&mdash;a
+ conscientious correctness however, which may be pushed too far; for
+ the original work is disfigured by a great number of obsolete words
+ and expressions, as unintelligible to the modern Russian reader
+ (unless he happened to be an antiquarian) as they would be to an
+ Englishman. These the Translator has, as far as possible, got rid of,
+ and has endeavoured to reduce the explanatory foot-notes&mdash;those
+ 'blunder-marks,' as they have been well styled&mdash;to as small a number
+ as is consistent with clearness in the text."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+M. Lajétchnikoff takes occasion, while referring to some anachronisms
+which will be found in <i>The Heretic</i>, to state, in the following terms,
+his opinion of the duties of an historical novelist&mdash;
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "He must follow rather the poetry of history than its chronology. His
+ business is not to be the slave of dates; he ought to be faithful to
+ the character of the epoch, and of the <i>dramatis personae</i> which he
+ has selected for representation. It is not his business to examine
+ every trifle, to count over with servile minuteness every link in the
+ chain of this epoch, or of the life of this character; that is the
+ department of the historian and the biographer. The mission of the
+ historical novelist is to select from them the most brilliant, the
+ most interesting events, which are connected with the chief personage
+ of his story, and to concentrate them into one poetic moment of his
+ romance. Is it necessary to say that this moment ought to be pervaded
+ by a leading idea?... Thus I understand the duties of the historical
+ novelist. Whether I have fulfilled them, is quite another question."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+We are not quite sure what is here meant by "a leading idea." If it be
+that some abstract idea is to be developed or illustrated, we can neither
+subscribe to the canon nor discover the leading idea of this specimen of
+the author's productions; but we rather suppose that he only means to say
+that there should be a main stream of interest running through the whole
+story, to which the others are tributary&mdash;and in this sense he has acted
+on the rule; for the <i>heretic</i>, from his birth to his burial, is never
+lost sight of, and almost the whole action, from the beginning to the end,
+is either directly or indirectly connected with his fortunes, which
+preserve their interest throughout, amidst sovereigns and ambassadors,
+officials and nobles, court intrigues and affairs of state, of love, of
+war, and of religion. This machinery, though somewhat complicated, is on
+the whole very skilfully constructed, and moves on smoothly enough without
+jolting or jarring, without tedious stops or disagreeable interruptions,
+and without having to turn back every now and then to pick up the
+passengers it has dropped by the way. The author, however, appears to have
+assumed&mdash;and, writing for Russians, was entitled to assume&mdash;that his
+readers had some previous acquaintance with the history of the country and
+the times to which his story belongs. His prologue, which has no connexion
+with the body of the work, but which relates a separate incident that
+occurred some years after the conclusion of the principal narrative,
+introduces us to the death-bed of Iván III., at whose court the whole of
+the subsequent scenes occur; and is calculated from this inversion of time,
+and the recurrence of similar names, and even of the same persons, to
+create little confusion in the mind of the reader who is ignorant of
+Russian history.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "The epoch chosen by Lajétchnikoff," says his translator, "is the
+ fifteenth century; an age most powerfully interesting in the history
+ of every country, and not less so in that of Russia. It was then that
+ the spirit of enquiry, the thirst for new facts and investigations in
+ religious, political, and physical philosophy, was at once stimulated
+ and gratified by the most important discoveries that man had as yet
+ made, and extended itself far beyond the limits of what was then
+ civilized Europe, and spoke, by the powerful voice of Iván III., even
+ to Russia, plunged as she then was in ignorance and superstition.
+ Rude as are the outlines of this great sovereign's historical
+ portrait, and rough as were the means by which he endeavoured to
+ ameliorate his country, it is impossible to deny him a
+ <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page138 name=page138></A>[pg 138]</SPAN>
+ place among
+ those rulers who have won the name of benefactors to their native
+ land."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+When Iván III., then twenty-two years old, mounted the tributary throne of
+Muscovy in 1462, the power of the Tartars, who for nearly two centuries
+and a half domineered over Russia, had visibly declined. Tamerlane, at the
+head of fresh swarms from the deserts of Asia, had stricken the Golden
+Horde which still held Russia in subjection; and having pursued its
+sovereign, Ioktamish Khan, into the steppes of Kiptchak and Siberia,
+turned back almost from the gates of Moscow, to seek a richer plunder in
+Hindostan. Before the Golden Horde could recover from this blow, it was
+again attacked, defeated, and plundered, by the khan of the Crimea. Still
+the supremacy of the Tartar was undisputed at Moscow. The Muscovite prince
+advanced to the outer door of his palace to receive the ambassador of his
+master; spread costly furs under his horse's feet; kneeled at his stirrup
+to hear the khan's orders read; presented a cup of kimmis to the Tartar
+representative, and licked off the drops that fell upon the mane of his
+horse.
+</p>
+<p>
+But during nearly a century and a half, the Muscovite princes had laboured
+successfully to consolidate their own authority, and to unite the nation
+against its oppressors. The principle of hereditary succession to the
+dependent throne had been firmly established in the feelings of the people;
+the ties of country, kindred, and language, and still more the bonds of
+common religion, had united the discordant principalities into which the
+country was still divided, by a sentiment of nationality and of hatred
+against the Tartars, which made them capable of combining against their
+Mahommedan masters.
+</p>
+<p>
+Iván's first acts were acts of submission. They were perhaps intended to
+tranquillize the suspicions with which the first movements of a young
+prince are certain to be regarded by a jealous superior; and this purpose
+they effectually served. Without courage or talent for war, his powerful
+and subtle mind sought to accomplish its objects by intellectual
+superiority and by craft, rather than by force. Warned by the errors of
+his predecessors, he did not dispute the right of the Tartars to the
+tribute, but evaded its payment; and yet contrived to preserve the
+confidence of the khan by bribing his ministers and his family, and by a
+ready performance of the most humiliating acts of personal submission. His
+conduct towards all his enemies&mdash;that is, towards all his neighbours&mdash;was
+dictated by a similar policy; he admitted their rights, but he took every
+safe opportunity to disregard them. So far did he carry the semblance of
+submission, that the Muscovites were for some years disgusted with the
+slavish spirit of their prince. His lofty ambition was concealed by rare
+prudence and caution, and sustained by remarkable firmness and pertinacity
+of purpose. He never took a step in advance from which he was forced to
+recede. He had the art to combine with many of his enemies against one,
+and thus overthrew them all in succession. It was by such means that he
+cast off the Tartar yoke&mdash;curbed the power of Poland&mdash;humbled that of
+Lithuania, subdued Nóvgorod, Tver, Pskoff, Kazán, and Viatka&mdash;reannexed
+Veira, Ouglitch, Rezan, and other appanages to the crown, and added nearly
+twenty thousand square miles with four millions of subjects to his
+dominions. He framed a code of laws&mdash;improved the condition of his
+army&mdash;established a police in every part of his empire&mdash;protected and
+extended commerce&mdash;supported the church, but kept it in subjection to
+himself; but was at all times arbitrary, often unjust and cruel, and
+throughout his whole life, quite unscrupulous as to the means he employed
+to compass his ends.
+</p>
+<p>
+One of the most successful strokes of his policy, was his marriage with
+Sophia, daughter of the Emperor Paleologos, who had been driven from
+Constantinople by the Turks. This alliance, which he sought with great
+assiduity, not only added to the dignity of his government at home, but
+opened the way for an intercourse on equal terms with the greatest princes
+of Europe. It was Sophia who dissuaded him from submitting to the
+degrading ceremonial which had been observed on receiving the Tartar
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page139 name=page139></A>[pg 139]</SPAN>
+ambassadors at Moscow&mdash;and to her he probably owed the feelings of
+personal dignity which he evinced in the latter part of his reign. It was
+this alliance that at once placed the sovereigns of Russia at the head of
+the whole Greek church; whose dignitaries, driven from the stately dome of
+St Sophia in Byzantium, found shelter in the humbler temple raised by the
+piety of their predecessors, some ages before, in the wilds of Muscovy,
+and more than repaid the hospitality they received by diffusing a love of
+learning amongst a barbarous people. It was by means of the Greeks who
+followed Sophia, that Iván was enabled to maintain a diplomatic
+intercourse with the other governments of Europe; it was from her that
+Russia received her imperial emblem, the double-headed eagle; it was in
+her train that science, taste, and refinement penetrated to Moscow; it was
+probably at her instigation that Iván embellished his capital with the
+beauties of architecture, and encouraged men of science, and amongst
+others Antonio, "the heretic," and Fioraventi Aristotle, the architect and
+mechanician, to settle at Moscow.
+</p>
+<p>
+But it is time we should proceed to the story. The greater part of the
+first volume is occupied by an account of the family, birth, and youth of
+the hero. Born of a noble family in Bohemia, he is educated as a physician.
+This was not the voluntary act of his parents; for what haughty German
+baron of those times would have permitted his son to degrade himself by
+engaging in a profession which was then chiefly occupied by the accursed
+Jews? No, this was a degradation prepared for the house of Ehrenstein, by
+the undying revenge of a little Italian physician, whom the stalwart baron
+had pitched a few yards out of his way during a procession at Rome. This
+part of the history, though not devoid of interest, is hardly within the
+bounds of a reasonable probability&mdash;but it contains some passages of
+considerable vigour. The patient lying in wait of the revengeful Italian,
+and the eagerness with which he presses his advantage, making an act of
+mercy minister to the gratification of his passion, is not without merit,
+and will probably have its attractions for those who find pleasure in such
+conceptions.
+</p>
+<p>
+The young Antonio is educated by the physician, Antonio Fioraventi of
+Padua, in ignorance of his birth&mdash;is disowned by his father, but cherished
+by his mother; and grows up an accomplished gentleman, scholar, and leech,
+of handsome person, captivating manners, and ardent aspirations to extend
+the limits of science, and to promote the advancement of knowledge and of
+civilization all over the earth. While these dreams are floating in his
+mind, a letter on the architect Fioraventi, who had for some time resided
+in Moscow, to his brother, the Italian physician, requesting him to send
+some skilful leech to the court of Iván, decides the fate of Antonio.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "Fioraventi began to look out for a physician who would volunteer
+ into a country so distant and so little known: he never thought of
+ proposing the journey to his pupil; his youth&mdash;the idea of a
+ separation&mdash;of a barbarous country&mdash;all terrified the old man. His
+ imagination was no longer wild&mdash;the intellect and the heart alone had
+ influence on him. And what had Antony to hope for there? His destiny
+ was assured by the position of his instructor&mdash;his tranquillity was
+ secured by circumstances&mdash;he could more readily make a name in Italy.
+ The place of physician at the court of the Muscovite Great Prince
+ would suit a poor adventurer; abundance of such men might be found at
+ that time possessed of talents and learning. But hardly was
+ Aristotle's letter communicated to Antony, than visions began to
+ float in his ardent brain.&mdash;'To Muscovy!' cried the voice of
+ destiny&mdash;'To Muscovy!' echoed through his soul, like a cry remembered
+ from infancy. That soul, in its fairest dreams, had long pined for a
+ new, distant, unknown land and people: Antony wished to be where the
+ physician's foot had never yet penetrated: perhaps he might discover,
+ by questioning a nature still rude and fresh, powers by which he
+ could retain on earth its short-lived inhabitants; perhaps he might
+ extort from a virgin soil the secret of regeneration, or dig up the
+ fountain of the water of life and death. But he who desired to
+ penetrate deeper into the nature of man, might have remarked other
+ motives in his desire. Did not knightly blood boil in his veins? Did
+ not the spirit of adventure whisper in his heart its hopes and high
+ promises? However
+ <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page140 name=page140></A>[pg 140]</SPAN>
+ this might be, he offered, with delight, to go to
+ Muscovy; and when he received the refusal of his preceptor, he began
+ to entreat, to implore him incessantly to recall it.&mdash;'Science calls
+ me thither,' he said, 'do not deprive her of new acquisitions,
+ perhaps of important discoveries. Do not deprive me of glory, my only
+ hope and happiness.' And these entreaties were followed by a new
+ refusal.&mdash;'Knowest thou not,' cried Fioraventi angrily, 'that the
+ gates of Muscovy are like the gates of hell&mdash;step beyond them, and
+ thou canst never return.' But suddenly, unexpectedly, from some
+ secret motive, he ceased to oppose Antony's desire. With tears he
+ gave him his blessing for the journey.&mdash;'Who can tell,' said he,
+ 'that this is not the will of fate? Perhaps, in reality, honour and
+ fame await thee there?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "At Padua was soon known Antony Ehrenstein's determination to make
+ that distant journey; and no one was surprised at it: there were,
+ indeed, many who envied him.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "In truth, the age in which Antony lived was calculated to attune the
+ mind to the search after the unknown, and to serve as an excuse for
+ his visions. The age of deep profligacy, it was also the age of lofty
+ talents, of bold enterprises, of great discoveries. They dug into the
+ bowels of the earth; they kept up in the laboratory an unextinguished
+ fire; they united and separated elements; they buried themselves
+ living, in the tomb, to discover the philosopher's stone, and they
+ found it in the innumerable treasures of chemistry which they
+ bequeathed to posterity. Nicholas Diaz and Vasco de Gama had passed,
+ with one gigantic stride, from one hemisphere to another, and showed
+ that millions of their predecessors were but pigmies. The genius of a
+ third visioned forth a new world, with new oceans&mdash;went to it, and
+ brought it to mankind. Gunpowder, the compass, printing, cheap paper,
+ regular armies, the concentration of states and powers, ingenious
+ destruction, and ingenious creation&mdash;all were the work of this
+ wondrous age. At this time, also, there began to spread indistinctly
+ about, in Germany and many other countries of Europe, those ideas of
+ reformation, which soon were strengthened, by the persecution of the
+ Western Church, to array themselves in the logical head of Luther,
+ and to flame up in that universal crater, whence the fury, lava, and
+ smoke, were to rush with such tremendous violence on kingdoms and
+ nations. These ideas were then spreading through the multitude, and
+ when resisted, they broke through their dikes, and burst onward with
+ greater violence. The character of Antony, eager, thirsting for
+ novelty, was the expression of his age: he abandoned himself to the
+ dreams of an ardent soul, and only sought whither to carry himself
+ and his accumulations of knowledge.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Muscovy, wild still, but swelling into vigour, with all her
+ boundless snows and forests, the mystery of her orientalism, was to
+ many a newly-discovered land&mdash;a rich mine for human genius. Muscovy,
+ then for the first time beginning to gain mastery over her internal
+ and external foes, then first felt the necessity for real, material
+ civilization."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+Antony pays a farewell visit to his mother at the humble tower in Bohemia,
+where she resided estranged from his father, of whose rank and condition
+she left him ignorant.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "If there were a paradise upon earth, Antony would have found it in
+ the whole month which he passed in the Bohemian castle. Oh! he would
+ not have exchanged that poor abode, the wild nature on the banks of
+ the Elbe, the caresses of his mother, whose age he would have
+ cherished with his care and love&mdash;no! he would not have exchanged all
+ this for magnificent palaces, for the exertions of proud kinsmen to
+ elevate him at the imperial court, for numberless vassals, whom, if
+ he chose, he might hunt to death with hounds.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "But true to his vow, full of the hope of being useful to his mother,
+ to science, and to humanity, the visionary renounced this paradise:
+ his mother blessed him on his long journey to a distant and unknown
+ land: she feared for him; yet she saw that Muscovy would be to him a
+ land of promise&mdash;and how could she oppose his wishes?"
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+Preceding our hero to Moscow, we are presented to the Great Prince before
+Antonio's arrival. Ambassadors had come from Tver, and a Lithuanian
+ambassador and his interpreter had been truly or falsely convicted of an
+attempt to destroy Iván by poison. The Great Prince's enquiry what
+punishment is decreed against the felon who reaches at another's life,
+leads to the following dialogue:&mdash;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page141 name=page141></A>[pg 141]</SPAN>
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "'In the soudébnik it is decreed,' replied Góuseff, 'whoever shall be
+ accused of larceny, robbery, murder, or false accusation, or other
+ like evil act, and the same shall be manifestly guilty, the boyárin
+ shall doom the same unto the pain of death, and the plaintiff shall
+ have his goods; and if any thing remain, the same shall go to the
+ boyárin and the deacon.'...
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ay, the lawyers remember themselves&mdash;never fear that the boyárin
+ and deacon forget their fees. And what is written in thy book against
+ royal murderers and conspirators?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'In our memory such case hath not arisen.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Even so! you lawyers are ever writing leaf after leaf, and never do
+ ye write all; and then the upright judges begin to gloze, to
+ interpret, to take bribes for dark passages. The law ought to be like
+ an open hand without a glove, (the Prince opened his fist;) every
+ simple man ought to see what is in it, and it should not be able to
+ conceal a grain of corn. Short and clear; and, when needful, seizing
+ firmly!... But as it is, they have put a ragged glove on law; and,
+ besides, they close the fist. Ye may guess&mdash;odd or even! they can
+ show one or the other, as they like.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Pardon, my Lord Great Prince; lo, what we will add to the
+ soudébnik&mdash;the royal murderer and plotter shall not live.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Be it so. Let not him live, who reached at another's life.' (Here
+ he turned to Kourítzin, but remembering that he was always disinclined
+ to severe punishments, he continued, waving his hand,) 'I forgot that
+ a craven<a id=footnotetag2
+name=footnotetag2></a><a
+href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> croweth not like a cock.' (At these words the deacon's
+ eyes sparkled with satisfaction.) 'Mamón, be this thy care. Tell my
+ judge of Moscow&mdash;the court judge&mdash;to have the Lithuanian and the
+ interpreter burned alive on the Moskvá&mdash;burn them, dost thou hear?
+ that others may not think of such deeds.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The dvorétzkoi bowed, and said, stroking his ragged beard&mdash;'In a few
+ days will arrive the strangers to build the palace, and the Almayne
+ leech: the Holy Virgin only knoweth whether there be not evil men
+ among them also. Dost thou vouchsafe me to speak what hath come into
+ my mind?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Speak.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Were it not good to show them an example at once, by punishing the
+ criminals before them?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The Great Prince, after a moment's thought, replied&mdash;'Aristotle
+ answereth for the leech Antony; he is a disciple of his brother's.
+ The artists of the palace&mdash;foreigners&mdash;are good men, quiet men ...
+ but ... who can tell!... Mamón, put off the execution till after the
+ coming of the Almayne leech; but see that the fetters sleep not on
+ the evil doers!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Here he signed to Mamón to go and fulfill his order."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+Here is another scene with the Great Prince.
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "He stopped, and turned with an air of stern command to Kourítzin.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The latter had addressed himself to speak&mdash;'The ambassadors from
+ Tver ... from the'...
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'From the prince, thou wouldst say,' burst in Iván Vassílievitch: 'I
+ no longer recognize a Prince of Tver. What&mdash;I ask thee, what did he
+ promise in the treaty of conditions which his bishop was to
+ negotiate?&mdash;the bishop who is with us now.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'To dissolve his alliance with the Polish king, Kazimír, and never
+ without thy knowledge to renew his intercourse with him; nor with
+ thine ill-wishers, nor with Russian deserters: to swear, in his own
+ and his children's name, never to yield to Lithuania.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Hast thou still the letter to King Kazimír from our good
+ brother-in-law and ally&mdash;him whom thou yet callest the Great Prince
+ of Tver?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I have it, my lord.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'What saith it?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'The Prince of Tver urgeth the Polish King against the Lord of All
+ Russia.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Now, as God shall judge me, I have right on my side. Go and tell
+ the envoys from Tver, that I will not receive them: I spoke a word of
+ mercy to them&mdash;they mocked at it. What do they take me for?... A
+ bundle of rags, which to-day they may trample in the mud, and
+ to-morrow stick up for a scarecrow in their gardens! Or a puppet&mdash;to
+ bow down to it to-day, and to-morrow to cast it into the mire, with
+ <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page142 name=page142></A>[pg 142]</SPAN>
+ <i>Vuiduibái, father vuiduibái</i>!<a id=footnotetag3
+name=footnotetag3></a><a
+href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> No! they have chosen the wrong man.
+ They may spin their traitorous intrigues with the King of Poland, and
+ hail him their lord; but I will go myself and tell Tver who is her
+ real master. Tease me no more with these traitors!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Saying this, the Great Prince grew warmer and warmer, and at length
+ he struck his staff upon the ground so violently that it broke in two.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Hold! here is our declaration of war,' he added&mdash;'yet one word more:
+ had it bent it would have remained whole.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Kourítzin, taking the fatal fragments, went out. The philosopher of
+ those days, looking at them, shook his head and thought&mdash;'Even so
+ breaketh the mighty rival of Moscow!'"
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+The Almayne physician is lodged by order of the Great Prince in one of the
+three stone houses which Moscow could then boast&mdash;the habitation of the
+voévoda Obrazétz, a fine old warrior, a venerable patriarch, and bigot,
+such as all Russians then were. To him the presence of the heretic is
+disgusting; his touch would be pollution; and the whole family is thrown
+into the utmost consternation by the prospect of having to harbour so foul
+a guest&mdash;a magician, a man who had sold his soul to Satan&mdash;above all, a
+heretic. The voévoda had an only daughter, who, with Oriental caution, was
+carefully screened from the sight of man, as became a high-born Russian
+maiden.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "From her very infancy Providence had stamped her with the seal of
+ the marvellous; when she was born a star had fallen on the house&mdash;on
+ her bosom she bore a mark resembling a cross within a heart. When ten
+ years old, she dreamed of palaces and gardens such as eye had never
+ seen on earth, and faces of unspeakable beauty, and voices that sang,
+ and self-moving dulcimers that played, as it were within her heart,
+ so sweetly and so well, that tongue could never describe it; and,
+ when she awoke from those dreams, she felt a light pressure on her
+ feet, and she thought she perceived that something was resting on
+ them with white wings folded; it was very sweet, and yet awful&mdash;and
+ in a moment all was gone. Sometimes she would meditate, sometimes she
+ would dream, she knew not what. Often, when prostrate before the
+ image of the Mother of God, she wept; and these tears she hid from
+ the world, like some holy thing sent down to her from on high. She
+ loved all that was marvellous; and therefore she loved the tales, the
+ legends, the popular songs and stories of those days. How greedily
+ did she listen to her nurse! and what marvels did the eloquent old
+ woman unfold, to the young, burning imagination of her foster child!
+ Anastasia, sometimes abandoning herself to poesy, would forget sleep
+ and food; sometimes her dreams concluded the unfinished tale more
+ vividly, more eloquently far."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+We must give the pendant to this picture&mdash;the portrait of Obrazétz himself,
+sitting in his easy-chair, listening to a tale of travels in the East.
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "How noble was the aged man, free from stormy passions, finishing the
+ pilgrimage of life! You seemed to behold him in pure white raiment,
+ ready to appear before his heavenly judge. Obrazétz was the chief of
+ the party in years, in grave majestic dignity, and patriarchal air.
+ Crossing his arms upon his staff, he covered them with his beard,
+ downy as the soft fleece of a lamb; the glow of health, deepened by
+ the cup of strong mead, blushed through the snow-white hair with
+ which his cheeks were thickly clothed; he listened with singular
+ attention and delight to the story-teller. This pleasure was painted
+ on his face, and shone brightly in his eyes; from time to time a
+ smile of good-humoured mockery flitted across his lips, but this was
+ only the innocent offspring of irony which was raised in his good
+ heart by Aphónia's boasting, (for very few story-tellers, you know,
+ are free from this sin.) Reclining his shoulders against the back of
+ his arm-chair, he shut his eyes, and, laying his broad hairy hand
+ upon Andrióusha's head, he softly, gently dallied with the boy's
+ flaxen locks. On his countenance the
+ <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page143 name=page143></A>[pg 143]</SPAN>
+ gratification of curiosity was
+ mingled with affectionate tenderness: he was not dozing, but seemed
+ to be losing himself in sweet reveries. In the old man's visions
+ arose the dear never forgotten son, whom he almost fancied he was
+ caressing. When he opened his eyes, their white lashes still bore
+ traces of the touching society of his unearthly guest; but when he
+ remarked that the tear betraying the secret of his heart had
+ disturbed his companions, and made his daughter anxious, the former
+ expression of pleasure again dawned on his face, and doubled the
+ delighted attention of the whole party."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+At length the dreaded guest arrived.
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "Evil days had fallen on Obrazétz and his family. He seemed himself
+ as though he had lost his wife and son a second time. Khabár raged
+ and stormed like a mountain torrent. Anastasia, hearing the horrible
+ stories&mdash;is sometimes trembling like an aspen-leaf, and then weeps
+ like a fountain. She dares not even look forth out of the sliding
+ window of her bower. Why did Vassílii Féodorovitch build such a fine
+ house? Why did he build it so near the Great Prince's palace? 'Tis
+ clear, this was a temptation of the Evil One. He wanted, forsooth, to
+ boast of a nonsuch! He had sinned in his pride.... What would become
+ of him, his son and daughter! Better for them had they never been
+ born!... And all this affliction arose from the boyárin being about
+ to receive a German in his house!"
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+The voévoda gave strict injunctions that none of his family should go to
+meet the procession; but M. Lajétchnikoff knows that all such orders are
+unavailing.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "Curiosity is so strong in human nature, that it can conquer even
+ fear: notwithstanding the orders of the boyárin, all his servants
+ rushed to obtain a glance at the terrible stranger; one at the gate,
+ another through the crevices of the wooden fence, another over it.
+ Khabár, with his arms haughtily a-kimbo, gazed with stern pride from
+ the other gate. Now for the frightful face with mouse's ears, winking
+ owlish eyes streaming with fiendish fire! now for the beak! They
+ beheld a young man, tall, graceful, of noble deportment, overflowing
+ with fresh vigorous life. In his blue eyes shone the light of
+ goodness and benevolence through the moisture called up by the recent
+ spectacle of the execution: the lips, surmounted by a slight soft
+ mustache, bore a good-humoured smile&mdash;one of those smiles that it is
+ impossible to feign, and which can only find their source in a heart
+ never troubled by impure passions. Health and frost had united to
+ tinge the cheeks with a light rosy glow; he took off his cap, and his
+ fair curls streamed forth over his broad shoulders. He addressed
+ Mamón in a few words of such Russian as he knew, and in his voice
+ there was something so charming, that even the evil spirit which
+ wandered through the boyárin's heart, sank down to its abyss. This,
+ then, was the horrible stranger, who had harmed Obrazétz and his
+ household! This, then, was he&mdash;after all! If this was the devil, the
+ fiend must again have put on his original heavenly form. All the
+ attendants, as they looked upon him, became firmly convinced that he
+ had bewitched their eyes.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Haste, Nástia!<a id=footnotetag4
+name=footnotetag4></a><a
+href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> look how handsome he is!' cried Andrióusha to the
+ voevóda's daughter, in whose room he was, looking through the sliding
+ window, which he had drawn back. 'After this, believe stupid reports!
+ My father says that he is my brother: oh, how I shall love him! Look,
+ my dear!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "And the son of Aristotle, affirming and swearing that he was not
+ deceiving his godmother, drew her, trembling and pale, to the window.
+ Making the sign of the cross, with a fluttering heart she ventured to
+ look out&mdash;she could not trust her eyes, again she looked out;
+ confusion! a kind of delighted disappointment, a kind of sweet thrill
+ running through her blood, never before experienced, fixed her for
+ some moments to the spot: but when Anastasia recovered herself from
+ these impressions, she felt ashamed and grieved that she had given
+ way to them. She already felt a kind of repentance. The sorcerer has
+ put on a mask, she thought, remembering her father's words: from this
+ moment she became more frequently pensive."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+We are conducted to the state prisons
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page144 name=page144></A>[pg 144]</SPAN>
+of Moscow, and introduced to some of
+the prisoners whose names have figured in history. We select the following
+dialogue as a specimen of the author's power to deal with such matters.
+The prisoner is Márpha, the lady of Novogorod, who, by her courage and her
+wealth, had laboured to preserve its independence.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "Here the Great Prince rapped with his staff at a grating; at the
+ knock there looked out an old roman, who was fervently praying on her
+ knees. She was dressed in a much-worn high cap, and in a short veil,
+ poor, but white as new-fallen snow; her silver hair streamed over a
+ threadbare mantle: it was easy to guess that this was no common woman.
+ Her features were very regular, in her dim eyes was expressed
+ intellect, and a kind of stern greatness of soul. She looked proudly
+ and steadily at the Great Prince.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'For whom wert thou praying, Marphóusha?' asked the sovereign.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'For whom but for the dead!' she sullenly replied.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'But for whom in particular, if I may make bold to ask?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ask concerning that of my child, thou son of a dog&mdash;of him who was
+ called thy brother, whom thou murderedst&mdash;of Nóvgorod, which thou
+ hast drowned in blood, and covered with ashes!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'O, ho, ho!... Thou hast not forgotten thy folly, then&mdash;Lady of
+ Nóvgorod the Great.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I was such once, my fair lord!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "At these words she arose.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Wilt thou not think again?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Of what?... I said that I was praying for the dead. Thy Moscow,
+ with all its hovels, can twice a-year be laid in ashes, and twice
+ built up again. The Tartar hath held it two ages in slavery.... It
+ pined, it pined away and yet it remains whole. It hath but changed
+ one bondage for another. But once destroy the queen&mdash;Nóvgorod the
+ Great&mdash;and Nóvgorod the Great will perish for ever.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'How canst thou tell that?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Can ye raise up a city of hewn stone in a hundred years?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I will raise one in a dozen.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ay, but this is not in the fairy tale, where 'tis done as soon as
+ said. Call together the Hanse traders whom thou hast driven away.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ha, hucksteress! thou mournest for the traders more than for
+ Nóvgorod itself.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'By my huckstering she grew not poor, but rich.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Let me but jingle a piece of money, and straight will fly the
+ merchants from all corners of the world, greedy for my grosches.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Recall the chief citizens whom thou hast exiled to thy towns.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Cheats, knaves, rebels! they are not worth this!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'When was power in the wrong? Where is the water of life that can
+ revive those thou hast slain? Even if thou couldst do all this,
+ liberty, liberty would be no more for Nóvgorod, Iván Vassílievitch;
+ and Nóvgorod will never rise again! It may live on awhile like
+ lighted flax, that neither flameth nor goeth out, even as I live in a
+ dungeon!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'It is thine inflexible obstinacy that hath ruined both of ye. I
+ should like to have seen how thou wouldst have acted in my place.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Thou hast done thy work, Great Prince of Moscow, I&mdash;mine. Triumph
+ not over me, in my dungeon, at my last hour.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Márpha Borétzkaia coughed, and her face grew livid; she applied the
+ end of her veil to her lips, but it was instantly stained with blood,
+ and Iván remarked this, though she endeavoured to conceal it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I am sorry for thee, Márpha,' said the Great Prince in a
+ compassionate tone.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Sharp is thy glance.... What! doth it delight thee?... Spread this
+ kerchief over Nóvgorod.... 'Twill be a rich pall!'... she added with
+ a smile.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Let me in! let me in!... I cannot bear it.... Let me go in to her!'
+ cried Andrióusha, bursting into tears.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "On the Great Prince's countenance was mingled compassion and
+ vexation. He, however, lifted the latch of the door, and let the son
+ of Aristotle pass in to Borétzkaia.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Andrea kissed her hand. Borétzkaia uttered not a word; she
+ mournfully shook her head, and her warm tears fell upon the boy's
+ face.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ask him how many years she can live,' said the Great Prince to
+ Aristotle, in a whisper.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'It is much, much, if she live three months; but, perhaps, 'twill be
+ only till
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+ spring,' answered Antony. 'No medicine can save her: that
+ blood is a sure herald of death.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "This reply was translated to Iván Vassílievitch in as low a tone as
+ possible, that Borétzkaia might not hear it; but she waved her hand,
+ and said calmly&mdash;'I knew it long ago'....
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Hearken, Márpha Isákovna, if thou wilt, I will give thee thy
+ liberty, and send thee into another town.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Another town ... another place ... God hath willed it so, without
+ thee!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I would send thee to Báyjetzkoi-Verkh.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "''Tis true, that was our country. If I could but die in my native
+ land!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Then God be with thee: there thou mayst say thy prayers, give alms
+ to the churches; I will order thy treasury to be delivered up to
+ thee&mdash;and remember not the Great Prince of Moscow in anger.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "She smiled. Have you ever seen something resembling a smile on the
+ jaws of a human skull?
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Farewell, we shall never meet again,' said the Great Prince.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'We shall meet at the judgment-seat of God!' was the last reply of
+ Borétzkaia."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+The daughter of Obrazétz loved the heretic, who was long unconscious of
+the feelings he had inspired, and himself untouched by the mysterious fire
+that was consuming the heart of the young Anastasia. But his turn, too,
+had come&mdash;he, too, had seen and loved; but she knew not of his love&mdash;she
+hardly knew the nature of her own feelings; sometimes she feared she was
+under the influence of magic, or imagined that the anxiety she felt for
+the heretic was a holy desire to turn him from the errors of his faith to
+save his immortal soul&mdash;or, if she knew the truth, she dared not
+acknowledge it even to her own heart&mdash;far less to any human being. To love
+a heretic was a deadly sin; but to save a soul would be acceptable to
+God&mdash;a holy offering at the footstool of the throne of grace and mercy.
+This hope would justify any sacrifice. The great Prince was about to march
+against Tver, and Antonio was to accompany him. Could she permit him to
+depart without an effort to redeem him from his heresy, or, alas! without
+a token of her love? She determined to send him the crucifix she wore
+round her neck&mdash;a holy and a sacred thing, which it would have been a
+deadly sin to part with unless to rescue a soul from perdition&mdash;and she
+sent it. Her brother, too, was to accompany the army, and had besides, on
+his return, to encounter a judicial combat. The soul of the old warrior
+Obrazétz was deeply moved by the near approach of his son's departure. One
+son had died by his side&mdash;he might never see Iván more, and his heart
+yearned to join with him in prayer. "The mercies of God are unaccountable."
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>
+ "Trusting in them, Obrazétz proceeded to the oratory, whither, by his
+ command, he was followed by Khabár and Anastasia.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Silently they go, plunged in feelings of awe: they enter the oratory;
+ the solitary window is curtained; in the obscurity, feebly dispelled
+ by the mysterious glimmer of the lamp, through the deep stillness,
+ fitfully broken by the flaring of the taper, they were gazed down
+ upon from every side by the dark images of the Saviour, the Holy
+ Mother of God, and the Holy Saints. From them there seems to breathe
+ a chilly air as of another world: here thou canst not hide thyself
+ from their glances; from every side they follow thee in the slightest
+ movement of thy thoughts and feelings. Their wasted faces, feeble
+ limbs, and withered frames&mdash;their flesh macerated by prayer and
+ fasting&mdash;the cross, the agony&mdash;all here speaks of the victory of will
+ over passions. Themselves an example of purity in body and soul, they
+ demand the same purity from all who enter the oratory, their holy
+ shrine.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "To them Anastasia had recourse in the agitation of her heart; from
+ them she implored aid against the temptations of the Evil One; but
+ help there was none for her, the weak in will, the devoted to the
+ passion which she felt for an unearthly tempter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Thrice, with crossing and with prayer, did Obrazétz bow before the
+ images; thrice did his son and daughter bow after him. This pious
+ preface finished, the old man chanted the psalm&mdash;'Whoso dwelleth
+ under the defence of the Most High.' Thus, even in our own times,
+ among us in Russia, the pious warrior, when going to battle, almost
+ always arms himself with this shield of faith. With deep feeling,
+ Khabár repeated the words after his father. All this prepared
+ Anastasia for something terrible
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+ she trembled like a dove which is
+ caught by the storm in the open plain, where there is no shelter for
+ her from the tempest that is ready to burst above her. When they
+ arose from prayer, Obrazétz took from the shrine a small image of St
+ George the Victorious, cast in silver, with a ring for suspending it
+ on the bosom. 'In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the
+ Holy Ghost!' he said, with a solemn voice, holding the image in his
+ left hand, and with his right making three signs of the cross&mdash;'with
+ this mercy of God I bless thee, my dear and only son, Iván, and I
+ pray that the holy martyr, George, may give thee mastery and victory
+ over thine enemies: keep this treasure even as the apple of thine eye.
+ Put it not off from thee in any wise, unless the Lord willeth that
+ the foe shall take it from thee. I know thee, Ivan, they will not
+ take it from thee living; but they may from thy corse. Keep in mind at
+ every season thy father's blessing.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Anastasia turned as white as snow, and trembled in every limb; her
+ bosom felt oppressed as with a heavy stone, a sound as of hammering
+ was in her ears. She seemed to hear all the images, one after another,
+ sternly repeating her father's words. He continued&mdash;'It is a great
+ thing, this blessing. He who remembereth it not, or lightly esteemeth
+ it, from him shall the heavenly Father turn away his face, and shall
+ leave him for ever and ever. He shall be cast out from the kingdom of
+ heaven, and his portion shall be in hell. Keep well my solemn word.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Every accent of Obrazétz fell upon Anastasia's heart like a drop of
+ molten pitch. She seemed to be summoned before the dreadful
+ judgment-seat of Christ, to hear her father's curse, and her own
+ eternal doom. She could restrain herself no longer, and sobbed
+ bitterly; the light grew dim in her eyes; her feet began to totter.
+ Obrazétz heard her sobs, and interrupted his exhortation. 'Nástia,
+ Nástia! what aileth thee?' he enquired, with lively sympathy, of his
+ daughter, whom he tenderly loved. She had not strength to utter a
+ word, and fell into her brother's arms. Crossing himself, the boyárin
+ put back the image into its former place, and then hastened to
+ sprinkle his child with holy water which always stood ready in the
+ oratory. Anastasia revived, and when she saw herself surrounded by
+ her father and brother, in a dark, narrow, sepulchral place, she
+ uttered a wild cry, and turned her dim eyes around. 'My life, my
+ darling child, my dove! what aileth thee?' cried the father.
+ 'Recollect thyself: thou art in the oratory. 'Tis plain some evil eye
+ hath struck thee. Pray to the Holy Virgin: she, the merciful one,
+ will save thee from danger.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The father and son bore her to the image of the Mother of God. Her
+ brother with difficulty raised her arm, and she, all trembling, made
+ the sign of the cross. Deeply, heavily she sighed, applied her
+ ice-cold lips to the image, and then signed to them with her hand
+ that they should carry her out speedily. She fancied that she saw the
+ Holy Virgin shake her head with a reproachful air.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "When they had carried Anastasia to her chamber, she felt better."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+Hitherto none had shared her secret thoughts; but the experienced eye of
+the widow Selínova had detected the nature of her malady, and she longed
+to know the object of her affection.
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "One day, they were sitting alone together, making lace. A kind of
+ mischievous spirit whispered her to speak of the heretic. Imagine
+ yourself thrown by destiny on a foreign land. All around you are
+ speaking in an unknown tongue; their language appears to you a chaos
+ of wild, strange sounds. Suddenly, amid the crowd, drops a word in
+ your native language. Does not then a thrill run over your whole
+ being? does not your heart leap within you? Or place a Russian
+ peasant at a concert where is displayed all the creative luxury and
+ all the brilliant difficulties of foreign music. The child of nature
+ listens with indifference to the incomprehensible sounds; but
+ suddenly Voróbieva with her nightingale voice trills out&mdash;<i>The cuckóo
+ from out the fírs so dánk hath not cúckooed.</i> Look what a change
+ comes over the half-asleep listener. Thus it was with Anastasia! Till
+ this moment Selínova had spoken to her in a strange language, had
+ only uttered sounds unintelligible to her; but the instant that she
+ spoke the <i>native</i> word, it touched the heart-string, and all the
+ chords of her being thrilled as if they were about to burst.
+ Anastasia trembled, her hands wandered vaguely over her lace cushion,
+ her face turned deadly pale. She dared not raise her eyes, and
+ replied at random, absently.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ah!' thought Selínova, 'that is
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+ the right key: that is the point
+ whence cometh the storm!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Both remained silent. At length Anastasia ventured to glance at her
+ visitor, in order to see by the expression of her face, whether she
+ had remarked her confusion. Selínova's eyes were fixed upon her work,
+ on her face there was not even a shade of suspicion. The crafty widow
+ intended little by little, imperceptibly, to win the confidence of
+ the inexperienced girl.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'And where then is <i>he</i> gone?' she asked after a short pause,
+ without naming the person about whom she was enquiring.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'He is gone with the Great Prince on the campaign,' answered
+ Anastasia blushing; then, after a moment's thought she added&mdash;'I
+ suppose thou askedst me about my brother?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'No, my dear, our conversation was about Antony the leech. What a
+ pity he is a heretic! You will not easily find such another gallant
+ among our Muscovites. He hath all, both height and beauty: when he
+ looketh, 'tis as though he gave you large pearls; his locks lie on
+ his shoulders like the light of dawn; he is as white and rosy as a
+ young maiden. I wonder whence he had such beauty&mdash;whether by the
+ permission of God, or, not naturally, by the influence of the Evil
+ One. I could have looked at him&mdash;may it not be a sin to say, I could
+ have gazed at him for ever without being weary!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "At these praises Anastasia's pale countenance blushed like the
+ dawning that heralds the tempest. 'Thou hast then seen him?' asked
+ the enamoured maiden, in a trembling, dying voice, and breaking off
+ her work.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I have seen him more than once. I have not only seen him, but
+ wonder now, my dear&mdash;I have visited him in his dwelling!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'The maiden shook her head, her eyes were dimmed with the shade of
+ pensiveness; a thrill of jealousy, in spite of herself, darted to
+ her heart. 'What! and didst thou not fear to go to him?' she
+ said&mdash;'Is he not a heretic?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'If thou knewest it, Nástenka, what wouldst thou not do for love?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Love?' ... exclaimed Anastasia, and her heart bounded violently in
+ her breast.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ah if I were not afraid, I would disclose to thee the secret of my
+ soul.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Speak, I pray thee, speak! Fear not; see! I call the Mother of God
+ to witness, thy words shall die with me.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "And the maiden, with a quivering hand, signed a large cross.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'If so, I will confide in thee what I have never disclosed but to
+ God. It is not over one blue sea alone that the mist lieth, and the
+ darksome cloud: it is not over one fair land descendeth the gloomy
+ autumn night; there was a time when my bosom was loaded with a heavy
+ sorrow, my rebellious heart lay drowned in woe and care: I loved thy
+ brother, Iván Vassílievitch. (The maiden's heart was relieved, she
+ breathed more freely.) Thou knowest not, my life, my child, what kind
+ of feeling is that of love, and God grant that thou mayest never know!
+ The dark night cometh, thou canst not close thine eyes: the bright
+ dawn breaketh, thou meetest it with tears, and the day is all
+ weary&mdash;O, so weary! There are many men in the fair world, but thou
+ see'st only one, in thy bower, in the street, in the house of God. A
+ stone lieth ever on thy breast, and thou canst not shake it off.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Then Selínova wept sincere tears. Her companion listened to her with
+ eager sympathy: the feelings just depicted were her own.
+</p>
+<p>
+
+<br><hr>
+
+<p>
+ "There was a deep silence. It was broken by the young widow.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Nástenka, my life?' she began in a tone of such touching, such
+ lively interest, as called for her reluctant confidence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The daughter of Obrazétz glanced at her with eyes full of tears, and
+ shook her head.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Confide in me, as I have confided in thee,' continued Selínova,
+ taking her hand and pressing it to her bosom. 'I have lived longer in
+ the world than thou ... believe me, 'twill give thee ease ... 'tis
+ clear from every symptom, my love, what thou ailest.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "And Anastasia, sobbing, exclaimed at last&mdash;'O, my love, my dearest
+ friend, Praskóvia Vladimírovna, take a sharp knife, open my white
+ breast, look what is the matter there!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'And wherefore need we take the sharp knife, and wherefore need we
+ open the white breast, or look upon the rebellious heart? Surely, by
+ thy fair face all can tell, my child, how that fair face hath been
+ darkened, how the fresh bloom hath faded, and bright eyes grown dull.
+ After all, 'tis clear thou lovest some wandering falcon, some
+ stranger youth.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Anastasia answered not a word; she could not speak for tears; and
+ hid her
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+ face in her hands. At last, softened by Selínova's friendly
+ sympathy, and her assurances that she would be easier if she would
+ confide her secret to such a faithful friend, she related her love
+ for the heretic. The episode of the crucifix was omitted in this tale,
+ which finished, of course, with assurances that she was enchanted,
+ bewitched.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Poor Anastasia!
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Snowdrop! beautiful flower, thou springest up alone in the bosom of
+ thy native valley! And the bright sun arises every day to glass
+ himself in thy morning mirror; and the beaming moon, after a sultry
+ day, hastens to fan thee with her breezy wing, and the angels of God,
+ lulling thee by night, spread over thee a starry canopy, such as king
+ never possessed. Who can tell from what quarter the tempest may bring
+ from afar, from other lands, the seeds of the ivy, and scatter them
+ by thy side, and the ivy arises and twines lovingly around thee, and
+ chokes thee, lovely flower! This is not all: the worm has crawled to
+ thy root, hath fixed its fang therein, and kills ye both, if some
+ kind hand save ye not."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+These extracts will enable our readers to judge for themselves of the
+merits of M. Lajétchnikoff's style as it appears in Mr Shaw's translation.
+A better selection might have been made, had we not been desirous to avoid
+any such anticipation of the development of the story as light diminish
+its interest; but we are inclined to believe that most of our readers will
+agree with us in thinking, that if M. Lajétchnikoff has succeeded in
+faithfully illustrating the manners of the age of Iván the Great, he has
+also shown that he possesses brilliancy of fancy, fervour of thought, and
+elevation of sentiment, as well as knowledge of the movements of the heart,
+revealed only to the few who have been initiated into nature's mysteries.
+</p>
+<p>
+He does not appear to be largely gifted with the power of graphic
+description, of placing the scenes of nature, or the living figures that
+people them, vividly before us&mdash;he loves rather to indulge, even to excess,
+mystical or passionate thoughts that are born in his own breast, and to
+adorn them with garlands woven from the flowers of his fancy; but these
+flowers are of native growth, the indigenous productions of the Russian
+soil. His images often sound to our ears homely, sometimes even familiar
+and mean, but they may be dignified in their native dress. He has no
+lively perception of the beauties of external nature; his raptures are
+reserved for the wonders of art, for what the human mind can create or
+achieve; and, curiously enough, it is architecture that seems to excite in
+him the greatest enthusiasm. In illustration of this feeling, we must
+still extract an eloquent discourse on the life of the artist, which the
+author puts into the mouth of Fioraventi Aristotle&mdash;a passage of much
+feeling, and, we fear, of too much truth:&mdash;
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "Thou knowest not, Antony, what a life is that of an artist! While
+ yet a child, he is agitated by heavy incomprehensible thoughts: to
+ him the sphynx, Genius, hath already proposed its enigmas; in his
+ bosom the Promethean vulture is already perched, and groweth with his
+ growth. His comrades are playing and making merry; they are preparing
+ for their riper years recollections of childhood's days of
+ paradise&mdash;childhood, that never can be but once: the time cometh, and
+ he remembereth but the tormenting dreams of that age. Youth is at
+ hand; for others 'tis the time of love, of soft ties, of revelry&mdash;the
+ feast of life; for the artist, none of these. Solitary, flying from
+ society, he avoideth the maiden, he avoideth joy; plunging into the
+ loneliness of his soul, he there, with indescribable mourning, with
+ tears of inspiration, on his knees before his Ideal, imploreth her to
+ come down upon earth to his frail dwelling. Days and nights he
+ waiteth, and pineth after unearthly beauty. Woe to him if she doth
+ not visit him, and yet greater woe to him if she doth! The tender
+ frame of youth cannot bear her bridal kiss; union with the gods is
+ fatal to man; and the mortal is annihilated in her embrace. I speak
+ not of the education, of the mechanic preparation. And here at every
+ step the Material enchaineth thee, buildeth up barriers before thee:
+ marketh a formless vein upon thy block of marble, mingling soot with
+ thy carmine, entangling thy imagination in a net of monstrous rules
+ and formulas, commandeth thee to be the slave of the house-painter or
+ of the stone-cutter. And what awaiteth thee, when thou hast come
+ forth victorious from this
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+ mechanic school&mdash;when thou hast succeeded
+ in throwing off the heavy sum of a thousand unnecessary rules, with
+ which pedantry hath overwhelmed thee&mdash;when thou takest as thy guide
+ only those laws which are so plain and simple? ... What awaiteth thee
+ then? Again the Material! Poverty, need, forced labour, appreciators,
+ rivals, that ever-hungry flock which flieth upon thee ready to tear
+ thee in pieces, as soon as it knoweth that thou art a pure possessor
+ of the gift of God. Thy soul burneth to create, but thy carcass
+ demandeth a morsel of bread; inspiration veileth her wing, but the
+ body asketh not only to clothe its nakedness with a decent covering,
+ but fine cloth, silk, velvet, that it may appear before thy judges in
+ a proper dress, without which they will not receive thee, thou and
+ thy productions will die unknown. In order to obtain food, clothes,
+ thou must <i>work</i>: a merchant will order from thee a cellar, a
+ warehouse; the signore, stables and dog kennels. Now at last thou
+ hast procured thyself daily bread, a decent habit for thy bones and
+ flesh: inspiration thirsteth for its nourishment, demanding from thy
+ soul images and forms. Thou createst, thou art bringing thy Ideal to
+ fulfilment. How swiftly move the wheels of thy being! Thy existence
+ is tenfold redoubled, thy pulse is beating as when thou breathest the
+ atmosphere of high mountains. Thou spendest in one day whole months
+ of life. How many nights passed without sleep, how many days in
+ ceaseless chain, all filled with agitation! Or rather, there is nor
+ day nor night for thee, nor seasons of the year, as for other men.
+ Thy blood now boileth, then freezeth; the fever of imagination
+ wasteth thee away. Triumph setteth thee on fire, the fear of failure
+ maddeneth thee, tearing thee to pieces, tormenting thee with dread of
+ the judgments of men; then again ariseth the terror of dying with thy
+ task unfinished. Add, too, the inevitable shade of glory, which
+ stalketh ever in thy footsteps, and giveth thee not a moment of
+ repose. This is the period of creation! While creating, thou hast
+ been dwelling at the footstool of God. Crushed by thy contact with
+ the hem of his garment, overwhelmed by inspiration from Him whom the
+ world can scarcely bear, a poor mortal, half alive, half dead, thou
+ descendest upon earth, and carriest with thee what thou hast created
+ <i>there</i>, in <i>His</i> presence! Mortals surround thy production, judging,
+ valuing, discussing it in detail; the patron laudeth the ornaments,
+ the grandeur of the columns, the weight of the work; the distributors
+ of favour gamble away thy honour, or creep like mice under thy plan,
+ and nibble at it in the darkness of night. No, my friend, the life of
+ an artist is the life of a martyr."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+We are so much accustomed to see virtue rewarded and vice punished, that
+we might perhaps have been better pleased to have seen this kind of
+poetical justice more equitably dispensed; but the cause of virtue is
+perhaps as effectually served by making it attractive as by making it
+triumphant, and vice is as much discouraged by making it odious or
+contemptible as by making it unsuccessful.
+</p>
+<p>
+It only remains to say a few words of the translator's labours; and
+although we do not pretend to decide on the fidelity of the version he has
+given us, or how much his author may have lost or gained in his hands, we
+cannot but think that we perceive internal evidence of efforts to be
+faithful, even at the hazard of losing perhaps something of more value in
+the attempt. However this may be, it is plain that Mr Shaw is himself a
+vigorous and eloquent writer of his own language, as the extracts we have
+given may vouch. We feel greatly indebted to him for unlocking to us the
+stores of Russian fiction, which, if they contain many such works as <i>The
+Heretic</i>, will well repay the labour of a careful examination. There is
+about every thing Russian an air of orientalism which gives a peculiar
+character to their dress, their mansions, their manners, their feelings,
+their expressions, and their prejudices, which will probably long continue
+to distinguish Russian literature on that of the other nations of Europe,
+whose steps she has followed, perhaps too implicitly, in her attempts to
+overtake them in the race of civilization and intellectual improvement.
+</p>
+<p>
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page150 name=page150></A>[pg 150]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s2" id="bw340s2"></a><h2>THRUSH-HUNTING.</h2>
+
+<h3>BY ALEXANDER DUMAS.</h3>
+
+<p>
+We have heard of certain cooks, the Udes and Vatels of their day, whose
+boast it was to manufacture the most sumptuous and luxurious repast out of
+coarse and apparently insufficient materials. We will take the liberty of
+comparing M. Dumas with one of these artistical <i>cuisiniers</i>, possessing in
+the highest degree the talent of making much out of little, by the skill
+with which it is prepared, and the piquant nature of the condiments
+applied. A successful dramatist, as well as a popular romance-writer, his
+dialogues have the point and brilliancy, his narrative the vivid terseness,
+generally observable in novels written by persons accustomed to dramatic
+composition. Confining himself to no particular line of subject, he
+rambles through the different departments of light literature in a most
+agreeable and desultory manner; to-day a tourist, to-morrow a novelist;
+the next day surprising his public by an excursion into the regions of
+historical romance, amongst the well-beaten highways and byways of which
+he still manages to discover an untrodden path, or to embellish a familiar
+one by the sparkle of his wit and industry of his researches. The majority
+of his books convey the idea of being written <i>currente calamo</i>, and with
+little trouble to himself; and these have a lightness and brilliancy
+peculiar to their lively author, which cannot fail to recommend them to
+all classes of readers. They are like the sketches of a clever artist, who,
+with a few bright and bold touches, gives an effect to his subject which
+no labour would enable a less talented painter to achieve. But M. Dumas
+can produce highly finished pictures as well as brilliant sketches,
+although for the present it is one of the latter that we are about to
+introduce to our readers.
+</p>
+<p>
+Every body knows, or ought to know, that M. Dumas has been in Italy, and
+found means to make half a dozen highly amusing volumes out of his rambles
+in a country, perhaps, of all others, the most familiar to the inhabitants
+of civilized Europe&mdash;a country which has been described and re-described
+<i>ad nauseam</i>, by tourists, loungers, and idlers innumerable. On his way to
+the land of lazzaroni he made a pause at Marseilles to visit his friend
+Méry, a poet and author of some celebrity; and here he managed to collect
+materials for a volume which we can recommend to the perusal of the daily
+increasing class of our countrymen who think that a book, although written
+in French, may be witty and amusing without being either blasphemous or
+indecent.
+</p>
+<p>
+We have reason to believe that many persons who have not visited the
+south-eastern corner of France, think of it as a "land of the cypress and
+myrtle;" where troubadours wander amongst orange groves, or tinkle their
+guitars under the shade of the vine and the fig-tree. There is something
+in a name, and Provence, if it were only for the sake of its roses, ought,
+one would think, to be a smiling and beautiful country. And so part of it
+is; but in this part is assuredly not included the district around its
+chief city. One hears much of the vineyards and orange groves of the south.
+We do not profess to care much about vines, except for the sake of what
+they produce; most of the vineyards we ever saw looked very like
+plantations of gooseberry bushes, and the best of them were not so
+graceful or picturesque as a Kentish hop-ground. As to olives, admirable
+as they undoubtedly are when flanking a sparkling jug of claret, we find
+little to admire in the stiff, greyish, stunted sort of trees upon which
+they think proper to grow. But neither vines nor olives are to be found
+around Marseilles. Nothing but dust; dust on the roads, dust in the fields,
+dust on every leaf of the parched, unhappy-looking trees that surround the
+country-houses of the Marseillais. The fruit and vegetables consumed there
+are brought for miles overland, or by water from places on the coast;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page151 name=page151></A>[pg 151]</SPAN>
+flowers are scarce&mdash;objecting, probably, to grow in so arid a soil, and in
+a heat that, for some months of the year, is perfectly African. Game there
+is little or none; notwithstanding which, there are nowhere to be found
+more enthusiastic sportsmen than at Marseilles. It is on this hint M.
+Dumas speaks. His description of the manner in which the worthy burghers
+of Marseilles make war upon the volatiles is rather amusing.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Every Marseillais who aspires to the character of a keen sportsman, has
+what is termed a <i>poste à feu</i>. This is a pit or cave dug in the ground in
+the vicinity of a couple of pine-trees, and covered over with branches. In
+addition to the pine-trees, it is usual to have <i>cimeaux</i>, long spars of
+wood, of which two are supported horizontally on the branches of the trees,
+and a third planted perpendicularly in the ground. These <i>cimeaux</i> are
+intended as a sort of treacherous invitation to the birds to come and rest
+themselves. So regularly as Sunday morning arrives, the Marseillais
+Cockney installs himself in his pit, arranges a loophole through which he
+can see what passes outside, and waits with all imaginable patience. The
+question that will naturally be asked, is&mdash;What does he wait for?
+</p>
+<p>
+"He waits for a thrush, an ortolan, a beccafico, a robin-redbreast, or any
+other feathered and diminutive biped. He is not so ambitious as to expect
+a quail. Partridges he has heard of; of one, at least, a sort of phoenix,
+reproduced from its own ashes, and seen from time to time before an
+earthquake, or other great catastrophe. As to the hare, he is well aware
+that it is a fabulous animal of the unicorn species.
+</p>
+<p>
+"There is a tradition, however, at Marseilles, that during the last three
+months of the year, flocks of wild pigeons pass over, on their way from
+Africa or Kamschatka, or some other distant country. Within the memory of
+man no one has ever seen one of these flights; but it would nevertheless
+be deemed heresy to doubt the fact. At this season, therefore, the
+sportsman provides himself with tame pigeon, which he fastens by a string
+to the <i>cimeaux</i>, in such a manner that the poor bird is obliged to keep
+perpetually on the wing, not being allowed rope enough to reach a perch.
+After three or four Sundays passed in this manner, the unfortunate decoy
+dies of a broken heart."
+</p>
+<p>
+There is not nearly so much caricature in this picture as our readers may
+be disposed to think. Whoever has passed a few weeks of the autumn in a
+French provincial town, must have witnessed and laughed at the very
+comical proceedings of the <i>chasseurs</i>, the high-sounding title assumed by
+every Frenchman who ever pointed a gun at a cock-sparrow. One sees them
+going forth in the morning in various picturesque and fanciful costumes,
+their loins girded with a broad leathern belt, a most capacious game-bag
+slung over their shoulder, a fowling-piece of murderous aspect balanced on
+their arm; their heads protected from the October sun by every possible
+variety of covering, from the Greek skull-cap to the broad-brimmed Spanish
+sombrero. Away they go, singly, or by twos and threes, accompanied by a
+whole regiment of dogs, for the most part badly bred, and worse broken
+curs, which, when they get into the field, go pottering about in a style
+that would sorely tempt an English sportsman to bestow upon them the
+contents of both barrels. Towards the close of the day, take a stroll
+outside the town, and you meet the heroes returning. "Well, what sport?"
+"<i>Pas mal, mon cher</i>. Not so bad," is the reply, in a tone of
+ill-concealed triumph; and plunging his hand into his game-bag, the
+chasseur produces&mdash;a phthisical snipe, a wood pigeon, an extenuated quail,
+and perhaps something which you at first take for a deformed blackbird,
+but which turns out to be a water-hen. As far as our own observations go,
+we do aver this to be a very handsome average of a French sportsman's
+day's shooting. If by chance he has knocked down a red-legged partridge,
+(grey ones are very scarce in France,) his exultation knows no bounds. The
+day on which such a thing occurs is a red-letter day with him for the rest
+of his life. He goes home at once and inscribes the circumstance in the
+family archives.
+</p>
+<p>
+But this state of things, it will perhaps be urged, may arise from the
+scarcity of game in France, as probably as from the sportsman's want of
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page152 name=page152></A>[pg 152]</SPAN>
+skill. True; but the worst is to come. After you have duly admired and
+examined snipe, pigeon, quail, and water-hen, your friend again rummages
+in the depths of his <i>gibecière</i>, and pulls out&mdash;what?&mdash;a handful of
+tomtits and linnets, which he has been picking off every hedge for five
+miles round. "<i>Je me suis rabattu sur le petit gibier</i>," he says, with a
+grin and a shrug, and walks away, a proud man and a happy, leaving you in
+admiration of his prowess.
+</p>
+<p>
+M. Dumas expresses a wish to make the acquaintance of one of these modern
+Nimrods, and his friend Méry arranges a supper, to which he invites a
+certain Monsieur Louet, who plays the fourth bass in the orchestra of the
+Marseilles theatre. The conversation after supper is a good specimen of
+<i>persiflage</i>. After doing ample justice to an excellent repast, during
+which he had scarcely uttered a word,
+</p>
+<p>
+"Monsieur Louet threw himself back in his chair and looked at us all, one
+after the other, as if he had only just become aware of our presence,
+accompanying his inspection with a smile of the most perfect benevolence;
+then, heaving a gentle sigh of satisfaction&mdash;'Ma foi! I have made a
+capital supper!' exclaimed he.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'M. Louet! A cigar?' cried Méry: 'It is good for the digestion.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Thank you, most illustrious poet!' answered M. Louet; 'I never smoke. It
+was not the fashion in my time. Smoking and boots were introduced by the
+Cossacks. I always wear shoes, and am faithful to my snuff-box.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"So saying, M. Louet produced his box, and offered it round. We all
+refused except Méry, who, wishing to flatter him, attacked his weak side.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What delicious snuff, M. Louet! This cannot be the common French snuff?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Indeed it is&mdash;only I doctor it in a particular manner. It is a secret I
+learned from a cardinal when I was at Rome.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Ha! You have been to Rome?' cried I.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Yes, sir; I passed twenty years there.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'M. Louet,' said Méry, 'since you do not smoke, you ought to tell these
+gentlemen the story of your thrush-hunt.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I shall be most happy,' replied M. Louet graciously, 'if you think it
+will amuse the company.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'To be sure it will,' cried Méry. 'Gentlemen, you are going to hear the
+account of one of the most extraordinary hunts that has taken place since
+the days of Nimrod the mighty hunter. I have heard it told twenty times,
+and each time with increased pleasure. Another glass of punch, M. Louet.
+There! Now begin.&mdash;We are all impatience.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'You are aware, gentlemen,' said M. Louet, 'that every Marseillais is
+born a sportsman.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Perfectly true,' interrupted Méry 'it is a physiological phenomenon
+which I have never been able to explain; but it is nevertheless quite
+true.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Unfortunately,' continued M. Louet, 'or perhaps I should say fortunately,
+we have neither lions nor tigers in the neighbourhood of Marseilles. On
+the other hand, we have flights of pigeons.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'There!' cried Méry, 'I told you so. They insist upon it.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Certainly,' replied M. Louet, visibly vexed; 'and, whatever you may say
+to the contrary, the pigeons <i>do</i> pass. Besides, did you not lend me the
+other day a book of Mr Cooper's, the <i>Pioneers</i>, in which the fact is
+authenticated?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Ah, yes! Authenticated in America.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Very well! If they pass over America why should they not pass over
+Marseilles? The vessels that go from Alexandria and Constantinople to
+America often pass here.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Very true!' replied Méry, thunderstruck by this last argument. 'I have
+nothing more to say. M. Louet, your hand. I will never contradict you
+again on the subject.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Sir, every man has a right to his opinion.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'True, but I relinquish mine. Pray go on, M. Louet.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I was saying, then, that instead of lions and tigers we have flights of
+pigeons.' M. Louet paused a moment to see if Méry would contradict him.
+Méry nodded his head approvingly.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'True,' said he, 'they have flights of pigeons.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+Satisfied by this admission M. Louet resumed.
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page153 name=page153></A>[pg 153]</SPAN>
+"'You may easily imagine that at the period of the year when these flights
+occur, every sportsman is on the alert; and, as I am only occupied in the
+evening at the theatre, I am fortunately able to dispose of my mornings as
+I like. It was in 1810 or '11, I was five-and-thirty years of age; that is
+to say, gentlemen, rather more active than I am now. I was one morning at
+my post, as usual, before daybreak. I had tied my decoy pigeon to the
+<i>cimeaux</i>, and he was fluttering about like a mad thing, when I fancied I
+saw by the light of the stars something perched upon my pine-tree.
+Unfortunately it was too dark for me to distinguish whether this something
+were a bat or a bird, so I remained quite quiet, waiting for the sun to
+rise. At last the sun rose and I saw that it was a bird. I raised my gun
+gently to my shoulder, and, when I was sure of my aim, I pulled the
+trigger. Sir, I had omitted to discharge my gun on returning from shooting
+the evening before. It had been twelve hours loaded, and it hung fire.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Nevertheless I saw by the way in which the bird flew that he was touched.
+I followed him with my eyes till he perched again. Then I looked for my
+pigeon; but by an extraordinary chance a shot had cut the string which
+tied him, and he had flown away. Without a decoy I knew very well it was
+no use remaining at the post, so I resolved to follow up the thrush. I
+forgot to tell you, gentlemen, that the bird I had fired at was a thrush.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Unluckily I had no dog. When one shoots with a decoy, a dog is worse
+than useless&mdash;it is a positive nuisance. I was obliged, therefore, to beat
+the bushes myself. The thrush had run along the ground, and rose behind me
+when I thought I still had him in front. At the sound of his wings I
+turned and fired in a hurry. A shot thrown away, as you may suppose.
+Nevertheless I saw some feathers fall from him.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'You saw some feathers?' cried Méry.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Yes, sir. I even found one, which I put in my buttonhole.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'In that case,' said Méry, 'the thrush was hit?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'That was my opinion at the time. I had not lost sight of him, and I
+continued the pursuit; but the bird was scared, and this time flew away
+before I got within range. I fired all the same. There is no saying where
+a stray shot may go.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'A stray shot is not enough for a thrush,' said Méry, shaking his head
+gravely. 'A thrush is a very hard-lived bird.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Very true, sir; for I am certain my two first shots had wounded him, and
+yet he made a third flight of nearly half a mile. But I had sworn to have
+him, and on I went. Impossible to get near him. He led me on, mile after
+mile, always flying away as soon as I came within fifty or sixty paces. I
+became furious. If I had caught him I think I should have eaten him alive,
+and the more so as I was beginning to get very hungry. Fortunately, as I
+had calculated on remaining out all day, I had my breakfast and dinner in
+my game-bag, and I eat as I went along.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Pardon me,' said Méry, interrupting M. Louet; 'I have an observation to
+make. Observe, my dear Dumas, the difference between the habits of the
+human race in northern and southern climes. In the north the sportsman
+runs after his game; in the south he waits for it to come to him. In the
+first case he takes out an empty bag and brings home a full one; in the
+other he takes it out full and brings it home empty. Pray, go on, my dear
+M. Louet. I have spoken.' And he recommenced puffing at his cigar.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Where was I?' said M. Louet, who had lost the threat of his narrative
+through this interruption.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Speeding over hill and dale in pursuit of your thrush.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'True, sir. I cannot describe to you the state of excitement and
+irritation I was in. I began to think of the bird of Prince Camaralzaman,
+and to suspect that I, too, might be the victim of some enchantment. I
+passed Cassis and La Ciotat, and entered the large plain extending from
+Ligne to St. Cyr. I had been fifteen hours on my feet, and I was half dead
+with fatigue. I made a vow to Our Lady of La Garde to hang a silver thrush
+in her chapel, if she would only assist me to catch the living one I was
+following; but she paid no attention
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page154 name=page154></A>[pg 154]</SPAN>
+to me. Night was coming on, and in
+despair I fired my last shot at the accursed bird. I have no doubt he
+heard the lead whistle, for this time he flew so far that I lost sight of
+him in the twilight. He had gone in the direction of the village of St.
+Cyr. Probably he intended to sleep there, and I resolved to do the same.
+Fortunately there was to be no performance that night at the Marseilles
+theatre.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+The worthy basso goes to the inn at St. Cyr, and relates his troubles to
+the host, who decides that the object of his pursuit must have halted for
+the night in a neighbouring piece of brushwood. By daybreak M. Louet is
+again a-foot, accompanied by the innkeeper's dog, Soliman. They soon get
+upon the scent of the devoted thrush.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Every body knows that a true sporting dog will follow any one who has a
+gun on his shoulder. "Soliman, Soliman!" cried I; and Soliman came. Sir,
+the instinct of the dog was remarkable: we had hardly got out of the
+village when he made a point&mdash;such a point, sir!&mdash;his tail out as straight
+as a ramrod. There was the thrush, not ten paces from me. I fired both
+barrels&mdash;Poum! Poum! Powder not worth a rush. I had used all my own the
+day before, and this was some I had got from my host. The thrush flew away
+unhurt. But Soliman had kept his eye on him, and went straight to the
+place where the bird was. Again he made a most beautiful point; but
+although I looked with all my eyes, I could not see the thrush. I was
+stooping down in this manner, looking for the creature, when suddenly it
+flew away, and so fast, that before I got my gun to my shoulder, it was
+out of reach. Soliman opened his eyes and stared at me; as much as to say,
+"What is the meaning of all this?" The expression of the dog's face made
+me feel quit humiliated. I could not help speaking to him. "Never mind,"
+said I, nodding my head, "you will see next time." You would have thought
+the animal understood me. He again began to hunt about. In less than ten
+minutes he stopped as if he were cut out of marble. I was determined not
+to lose this chance; and I went right before the dog's nose. The bird rose
+literally under my feet; but I was so agitated that I fired my first
+barrel too soon, and my second too late. The first discharge passed by him
+like a single ball; the second was too scattered, and he passed between it.
+It was then that a thing happened to me&mdash;one of those things which I
+should not repeat, but for my attachment to the truth. The dog looked at
+me for a moment with a sort of smile upon his countenance: then, coming
+close up to me while I was reloading my gun, he lifted his left hind leg,
+made water against my gaiter, and then turning round, trotted away in the
+direction of his master's house. You may easily suppose, that if it had
+been a man who had thus insulted me, I would have had his life, or he
+should have had mine. But what could I say, sir, to a dumb beast which God
+had not gifted with reason?'"
+</p>
+<p>
+This canine insult only acts as a spur to the indefatigable chasseur, who,
+dogless as he finds himself, follows up his thrush till he reaches the
+town of Hyères. Here he loses all trace of the bird, but endeavours to
+console himself by eating the oranges which grow in the garden of his
+hotel. Whilst thus engaged, a thrush perches on a tree beside him, and the
+first glance at the creature's profile satisfied him that it is the same
+bird whose society he has been rejoicing in the for the last two days.
+Unfortunately his gun is in the house, of which the thrush seems to be
+aware, for it continues singing and dressing its feathers on a branch
+within ten feet of his head. Afraid of losing sight of it, M. Louet waits
+till the landlord comes to announce supper, and then desires him to bring
+his gun. But there is a punishment of fine and imprisonment for whoever
+fires a shot, between sunset and sunrise, within the precincts of the town;
+and although the enthusiastic sportsman is willing enough to run this risk,
+the hotel-keeper fears to be taken for an accomplice, and refuses to fetch
+the gun, threatening to drive away the bird if M. Louet goes for it
+himself. At last they come to terms. M. Louet sups and sleeps under the
+tree, the bird roosts on the same; and at the first stroke of the matin
+bell, mine host appears with the fowling-piece. Our chasseur stretches out
+his hand to take it, and&mdash;the bird flies away.
+</p>
+<p>
+M. Louet throws down the price of his supper, and scales the garden wall
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page155 name=page155></A>[pg 155]</SPAN>
+in pursuit. He follows his intended victim the whole of that day, and at
+last has the mortification of seeing it carried away before his eyes by a
+hawk. Foot-sore and tired, hungry and thirsty, the unfortunate musician
+sinks down exhausted by the side of a road. A peasant passes by.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'My friend,' said I to him, 'is there any town, village, or house in
+this neighbourhood?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Gnor si</i>,' answered he, '<i>cé la citta di Nizza un miglia avanti</i>.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"The thrush had led me into Italy."
+</p>
+<p>
+At Nice M. Louet is in great tribulation. In the course of his long ramble
+his money has worked a hole in his pocket, and he discovers that he is
+penniless just at the moment that he has established himself at the best
+hotel, and ordered supper for three by way of making up for past
+privations. He gets out of his difficulties, however, by giving a concert,
+which produces him a hundred crowns; and he then embarks for Toulon, on
+board the letter of marque, La Vierge des Sept Douleurs, Captain Garnier.
+</p>
+<p>
+Once on the water, there is a fine opportunity for a display of French
+naval heroism, at the expense, of course, of the unfortunate English, to
+whom M. Dumas bears about the same degree of affection that another
+dark-complexioned gentleman is said to do to holy water. This is one of M.
+Dumas's little peculiarities or affectations, it is difficult to say which.
+Wherever it is possible to bring in England and the English, depreciate
+them in any way, or turn them into ridicule, M. Dumas invariably does it,
+and those passages are frequently the most amusing in his books. In the
+present instance, it is a very harmless piece of faufarronade in which he
+indulges.
+</p>
+<p>
+The armed brig in which M. Louet has embarked, falls in which a squadron
+of English men-of-war. Hearing a great bustle upon deck, our musician goes
+up to enquire the cause, and finds the captain quietly seated, smoking his
+pipe. After the usual salutations&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"'M. Louet, have you ever seen a naval combat?' said the captain to me.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Never, sir.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Would you like to see one?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Why, captain, to say the truth, there are other things I should better
+like to see.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I am sorry for it; for it you wished to see one, a real good one, your
+wish would soon be gratified.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What! captain,' cried I, feeling myself grow pale; 'you do not mean to
+say we are going to have a naval combat? Ha, ha! I see you are joking,
+captain.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Joking, eh? Look yonder. What do you see?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I see three very fine vessels.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Count again.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I see more. Four, five, there are six of them.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Can you distinguish what there is on the flag of the nearest one? Here,
+take the glass.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I cannot make out very well, but I think I see a harp.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Exactly.&mdash;The Irish harp. In a few minutes they'll play as a tune on it.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'But captain,' said I, 'they are still a long way off, and it appears to
+me, that by spreading all those sails which are now furled upon your masts
+and yards, you might manage to escape. In your place I should certainly
+run away. Excuse me for the suggestion, but it is my opinion as fourth
+bass of the Marseilles theatre. If I had the honour to be a sailor, I
+should perhaps think differently.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+Very sensible advice, too, M. Louet, <i>we</i> should have thought at least,
+considering the odds of six to one. But the fire-eating Frenchman thinks
+otherwise.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'If it were a man, instead of a bass, who made me such a proposal,'
+replied the captain, 'I should have had a word or two to say to him about
+it. Know, sir, that Captain Garnier <i>never</i> runs away! He fights till his
+vessel is riddled like a sieve, then he allows himself to be boarded, and
+when his decks are covered with the enemy, he goes into the powder
+magazine with his pipe in his mouth, shakes out the burning ashes, and
+sends the English on a voyage of discovery upwards.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And the French?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The French too.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And the passengers?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The passengers likewise.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'At that moment, a small white cloud appeared issuing from the side of
+one of the English ships. This was followed by a dull noise like a heavy
+blow on the big drum. I saw some
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page156 name=page156></A>[pg 156]</SPAN>
+splinters fly from the top of the brig's
+gunwale, and an artilleryman, who was just then standing on his gun, fell
+backwards upon me. 'Come, my friend,' said I, 'mind what you are about.'
+And, as he did not stir, I pushed him. He fell upon the deck. I looked at
+him with more attention. His head was off.
+</p>
+<p>
+"My nerves were so affected by this sight, that five minutes later I found
+myself in the ship's hold, without exactly knowing how I had got there."
+</p>
+<p>
+Thanks to a storm, the six English men of war manage to escape from the
+brig, and when M. Louet ventures to re-appear upon deck, he finds himself
+in the Italian port of Piombino, opposite the island of Elba. He has had
+enough of the water, and goes on shore, where he bargains with a vetturino
+to take him to Florence. A young officer of French hussars, and four
+Italians, are his travelling companions. The former, on learning his name
+and profession, asks him sundry questions about a certain Mademoiselle
+Zephyrine, formerly a dancer at the Marseilles theatre, and in whom he
+seems to take a strong interest.
+</p>
+<p>
+Bad springs and worse roads render it very difficult to sleep. At last, on
+the second night of their journey, M. Louet succeeds in getting up a doze,
+out of which he is roused in a very unpleasant manner. We will give his
+own account of it.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Two pistol-shots, the flash of which almost burned my face, awoke me.
+They were fired by M. Ernest, (the hussar officer.) We were attacked by
+banditti.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Faccia in terra! Faccia in terra!</i>' I jumped out of the carriage, and
+as I did so, one of the brigands gave me a blow between the shoulders,
+that threw me upon my face. My companions were already in that position,
+with the exception of M. Ernest, who was defending himself desperately. At
+length he was overpowered and made prisoner.
+</p>
+<p>
+"My pockets were turned inside out, and my hundred crowns taken away. I
+had a diamond ring on my finger, which I hoped they would not observe, and
+I turned the stone inside, heartily wishing, as I did so, that it had the
+power of Gyges' ring, and could render me invisible. But all was in vain.
+The robbers soon found it out. When they had taken every thing from us&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Is there a musician amongst you?' said he who appeared the chief.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Nobody answered.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Well,' repeated he, 'are you all deaf? I asked if any of you knew how to
+play on an instrument.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Pardieu!' said a voice, which I recognized as that of the young officer;
+'there's M. Louet, who plays the bass.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I wished myself a hundred feet under ground.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Which is M. Louet?' said the brigand. 'Is it this one?' And, stooping
+down, he laid hold of the collar of my shooting-jacket, and lifted me on
+my feet.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'For Heaven's sake, what do you want with me?' cried I.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Nothing to be so frightened about,' was the answer. 'For a week past we
+have been hunting every where for a musician, without being able to find
+one. The captain will be delighted to see you.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What!' cried I, 'are you going to take me to the captain?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Certainly we are.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'To separate me from my companions?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What can we do with them? <i>They</i> are not musicians.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Gentlemen!' cried I, 'for God's sake, help me! do not let me be carried
+off in this manner.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The gentlemen will have the goodness to remain with their noses in the
+dust for the space of a quarter of an hour,' said the brigand. 'As to the
+officer, tie him to a tree,' continued he, to the four men who were
+holding the hussar. 'In a quarter of an hour the postillion will untie him.
+Not a minute sooner, if you value your life.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"The postillion gave a sort of affirmative grunt, and the robbers now moved
+off in the direction of the mountains. I was led between two of them.
+After marching for some time, we saw a light in a window, and presently
+halted at a little inn on a cross-road. The bandits went up stairs,
+excepting two, who remained with me in the kitchen, and one of whom had
+appropriated my fowling-piece, and the other my game-bag. As to my diamond
+ring and my hundred crowns, they had become perfectly invisible.
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page157 name=page157></A>[pg 157]</SPAN>
+"Presently somebody shouted from above, and my guards, taking me by the
+collar, pushed me up stairs, and into a room on the first floor.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Seated at a table, upon which was a capital supper and numerous array of
+bottles, was the captain of the robbers, a fine-looking man of thirty-five
+or forty years of age. He was dressed exactly like a theatrical robber, in
+blue velvet, with a red sash and silver buckles. His arm was passed round
+the waist of a very pretty girl in the costume of a Roman peasant; that is
+to say, an embroidered boddice, short bright-coloured petticoat, and red
+stockings. Her feet attracted my attention, they were so beautifully small.
+On one of her fingers I saw my diamond ring&mdash;a circumstance which, as well
+as the company in which I found her, gave me a very indifferent idea of
+the young lady's morality.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What countryman are you?' asked the captain.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I am a Frenchman, your excellency.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'So much the better!' cried the young girl.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I saw with pleasure that, at any rate, I was amongst people who spoke my
+own language.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'You are a musician?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I am fourth bass at the Marseilles theatre.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Bring this gentleman's bass,' said the captain to one of his men. 'Now,
+my little Rina,' said he, turning to his mistress, 'I hope you are ready
+to dance."
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I always was,' answered she, 'but how could I without music?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Non ho trovato l'instrumento</i>,' said the robber, reappearing at the
+door.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What!' cried the captain in a voice of thunder; 'no instrument?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Captain,' interposed his lieutenant, 'I searched every where, but could
+not find even the smallest violoncello.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Bestia</i>!' cried the captain.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Excellency,' I ventured to observe, 'it is not his fault. I had no bass
+with me.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Very well,' said the captain, 'send off five men immediately to Sienna,
+Volterra, Grossetto&mdash;all over the country. I must have a bass by to-morrow
+night.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I could not help thinking I had seen Mademoiselle Rina's face somewhere
+before, and I was cudgeling my memory to remember where, when she
+addressed the captain.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Tonino,' said she, 'you have not even asked the poor man if he is
+hungry.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I was touched by this little attention, and, on the captain's invitation,
+I drew a chair to the table, in fear and trembling I acknowledge; but it
+was nearly twelve hours since I had eaten any thing, and my hunger was
+perfectly canine. Mademoiselle Rina herself had the kindness to pass me
+the dishes and fill my glass; so that I had abundant opportunities of
+admiring my own ring, which sparkled upon her finger. I began to perceive,
+however, that I should not be so badly off as I had expected, and that the
+captain was disposed to treat me well.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Supper over, I was allowed to retire to a room and a bed that had been
+prepared for me. I slept fifteen hours without waking. The robbers had the
+politeness not to disturb me till I awakened of my own accord. Then,
+however, five of them entered my room, each carrying a bass. I chose the
+best, and they made firewood of the others.
+</p>
+<p>
+"When I had made my choice, they told me the captain was waiting dinner
+for me; and accordingly, on entering the principal room of the inn, I
+found a table spread for the captain, Mademoiselle Rina, the lieutenant,
+and myself. There were several other tables for the rest of the banditti.
+The room was lighted up with at least three hundred wax candles.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The dinner was a merry one. The robbers were really very good sort of
+people, and the captain was in an excellent humour. When the feasting was
+over,
+</p>
+<p>
+"'You have not forgotten your promise, Rina, I hope?' said he.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Certainly not,' was the reply. 'In a quarter of an hour I am ready.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"So saying, she skipped out of the room.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And you, Signor Musico,' said the captain, 'I hope you are going to
+distinguish yourself.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I will do my best, captain.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'If I am satisfied, you shall have back your hundred crowns.'
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page158 name=page158></A>[pg 158]</SPAN>
+"'And my diamond ring, captain?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Oh! as to that, no. Besides, you see Rina has got it, and you are too
+gallant to wish to take it from her.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"At this moment Mademoiselle Rina made her appearance in the costume of a
+shepherdess&mdash;a boddice of silver, short silk petticoats, and a large
+Cashmere shawl twisted round her waist. She was really charming in this
+dress. I seized my bass. I fancied myself in the orchestra at Marseilles.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What would you like me to play, Mademoiselle?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Do you know the shawl-dance in the ballet of <i>Clary</i>?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Certainly; it is my favourite.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I began to play, Rina to dance, and the banditti to applaud. She danced
+admirably. The more I looked at her, the more convinced I became that I
+had seen her before.
+</p>
+<p>
+"She was in the middle of a <i>pirouette</i> when the door opened, and the
+innkeeper entering, whispered something in the captain's ear.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Ove sono</i>?' said the latter, quietly. 'Where are they?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'A San Dalmazio.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'No nearer? Then there is no hurry.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What is the matter?' said Rina, executing a magnificent <i>entrechat</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Nothing. Only those rascally travellers have given the alarm at Florence,
+and the hussars of the Grand-duchess Eliza are looking for us.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'They are too late for the performance,' said Rina, laughing. 'I have
+finished my dance.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"It was lucky, for the bow had fallen from my hands at the news I had just
+heard. Rina made one bound to the door, and then turning, as if she had
+been on the stage, curtsied to the audience, and kissed her hand to the
+captain. The applause was deafening; I doubt if she had ever had such a
+triumph.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And now, to arms!' cried the captain. 'Prepare a horse for Rina and
+another for the musician. <i>We</i> will go on foot. The road to Romagna,
+remember! Stragglers to rejoin at Chianciano.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"For a few minutes all was bustle and preparation.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Here I am,' cried Rina, running in, attired in her Roman peasant's
+dress.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Usseri, Usseri</i>!' said the innkeeper.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Off with you!' cried the captain, and every one hurried towards the
+stairs.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The devil!' said the captain, turning to me, 'you are forgetting your
+bass, I think.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I took the bass. I would willingly have crept into it. Two horses stood
+ready saddled at the house door.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Well, Monsieur le Musicien,' said Rina, 'do you not help me to get on my
+horse? You are not very gallant.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I held out my arm to assist her, and as I did so she put a small piece of
+paper into my hand.
+</p>
+<p>
+"A cold perspiration stood upon my forehead. What could this paper be? Was
+it a billet-doux? Had I been so unfortunate as to make a conquest, which
+would render me the rival of the captain? My first impulse was to throw
+the note away; but on second thoughts I put it in my pocket.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Usseri, Usseri</i>!' cried the innkeeper again, and a noise like that of a
+distant galloping was heard. I scrambled on my horse, which two of the
+robbers took by the bridle; two others led that of Mademoiselle Rina. The
+captain, with his carbine on his shoulder, ran beside his mistress, the
+lieutenant accompanied me, and the remainder of the band, consisting of
+fifteen or eighteen men, brought up the rear. Five or six shots were fired
+some three hundred yards behind us, and the balls whistled in our ears.
+'To the left!' cried the captain, and we threw ourselves into a sort of
+ravine, at the bottom of which ran a rapid stream. Here we halted and
+listened, and heard the hussars gallop furiously past on the high-road.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'If they keep on at that pace, they'll soon be at Grossetto,' said the
+captain laughing."
+</p>
+<p>
+This is the unfortunate musician's first essay in horsemanship, and when,
+after twelve hours' march across the country, with his bass strapped upon
+his shoulders, he halts at the inn at Chianciano, he is more dead than
+alive. He remembers, however, to read Mademoiselle Rina's note. From this,
+and a few words which she takes an opportunity of saying to him, he finds
+that she is an opera-dancer named Zephyrine, who had had an engagement
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page159 name=page159></A>[pg 159]</SPAN>
+a year or two previously at the Marseilles theatre. She had since
+transferred herself to the Teatro de la Valle at Rome, where the bandit
+captain, Tonino, happening to witness her performance, became enamoured of
+her, and laid a plan for carrying her off, which had proved successful.
+Her lover, however, Ernest, the same officer of hussars who had been M.
+Louet's travelling companion, is in search of her; and, to assist him in
+his pursuit, she writes her name, and that of the place they are next
+going to, upon the window of each inn they stop at. It was for this
+purpose she had secured M. Louet's diamond ring.
+</p>
+<p>
+If contrast was Dumas' object in writing this volume, he has certainly
+been highly successful in carrying out his intention. Most writers would
+have contented themselves with composing the female portion of the
+brigands' society, of some dark-browed Italian <i>contadina</i>, with flashing
+eyes and jetty ringlets, a knife in her garter and a mousquetoon in her
+brawny fist, and a dozen crucifixes and amulets round her neck. At most,
+one might have expected to meet with some English lady in a green veil,
+(all English ladies, who travel, wear green veils,) whose carriage had
+been attacked, and herself carried off on the road from Florence to Rome.
+But M. Dumas scorns such commonplace <i>dramatis personae</i>, and is satisfied
+with nothing less than transporting a French ballet-dancer into the
+Appenines, with all her paraphernalia of gauze drapery, tinsel decorations,
+and opera airs and graces; not forgetting the orchestra, in the person of
+the luckless bass player. Yet so ingeniously does he dovetail it all
+together, so probable does he make his improbabilities appear, that we
+become almost reconciled to the idea of finding Mademoiselle Zephyrine
+Taglionizing away upon the filthy floor of a mountain <i>osteria</i>, and are
+inclined to be astonished that the spectators should not be provided with
+bouquets to throw at her upon the conclusion of her performance.
+</p>
+<p>
+Several days are passed in running from one place to the other, always
+followed by the hussars, from whom the banditti have some narrow escapes.
+M. Louet is taken great care of in consideration of his skill as a
+musician, and he on his part takes all imaginable care of his bass, which
+he looks upon as a sort of a safeguard. At length they arrive at the
+castle of Anticoli, a villa which the captain rents from a Roman nobleman,
+and where he considers himself in perfect safety. Here M. Louet is
+installed in a magnificent apartment, where he finds linen and clothes, of
+which he is much in need. His toilet completed, he is conducted to the
+drawing-room by a livery servant, who bears a strong resemblance to one of
+his friends the banditti. But we will let him tell his story in his own
+words.
+</p>
+<p>
+"There were three persons in the room into which I was ushered; a young
+lady, a very elegantly dressed man, and a French officer. I thought there
+must be some mistake, and was walking backwards out of the apartment, when
+the lady said&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"'My dear M. Louet, where are you going? Do you not mean to dine with us?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Pardon me,' said I, 'I did not recognise you, Mademoiselle.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'If you prefer it, you shall be served in your apartment,' said the
+elegant-looking man.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What, captain,' cried I, 'is it you?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'M. Louet would not be so unkind as to deprive us of his society,' said
+the French officer with a polite bow. I turned to thank him for his
+civility. It was the lieutenant. It put me in mind of the changes in a
+pantomime.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Al suo commodo</i>,' said a powdered lackey, opening the folding doors of
+a magnificent dining-room. The captain offered his hand to Mademoiselle
+Zephyrine. The lieutenant and I followed.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I hope you will be pleased with my cook, my dear M. Louet,' said the
+captain, waving me to a chair, and seating himself. 'He is a French artist
+of some talent. I have ordered two or three Provençal dishes on purpose
+for you.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Pah! with garlic in them!' said the French officer, taking a pinch of
+perfumed snuff out of a gold box. I began to think I was dreaming.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Have you seen the park yet, M. Louet?' asked the captain.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Yes, Excellency, from the window of my room.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'They say it is full of game. Are you fond of shooting?'
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page160 name=page160></A>[pg 160]</SPAN>
+"'I delight in it. Are there any thrushes in the park?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Thrushes! thousands.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Bravo! You may reckon upon me, captain, for a supply of game. That is,
+if you will order my fowling-piece to be returned to me. I cannot shoot
+well with any other.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Agreed,' said the captain.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Tonino,' said Mademoiselle Zephyrine, 'you promised to take me to the
+theatre to-morrow. I am curious to see the dancer who has replaced me.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'There is no performance to-morrow,' replied the captain, 'and I am not
+sure the carriage is in good condition. But we can take a ride to Tivoli
+or Subiaco, if you like.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Will you come with us, my dear M. Louet?' said Mademoiselle Zephyrine.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Thank you,' replied I; 'I am not accustomed to ride. I would rather have
+a day's shooting.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I will keep M. Louet company,' said the lieutenant.
+</p>
+<p>
+"On retiring to my apartment that night, I found my fowling-piece in one
+corner, my game-bag in another, and my hundred crowns on the chimney-piece.
+Captain Tonino was a man of his word.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Whilst I was undressing, the French cook came to know what I would choose
+for breakfast. 'Count Villaforte,' he said, 'had ordered that I should be
+served in my room, as I was going out shooting.' The captain, it appeared,
+had changed his name as well as his dress.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The next morning I had just dressed and breakfasted, when the lieutenant
+came to fetch me, and I accompanied him down-stairs. In front of the villa
+four saddle-horses were being led up and down&mdash;one for the captain, one
+for Mademoiselle Zephyrine, and the two others for servants. The captain
+put a brace of double-barrelled pistols into his holsters, and the
+servants did the same. Master and men had a sort of fancy costume, which
+allowed them to wear a couteau-de-chasse. The captain saw that I remarked
+all these precautions.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The police is shocking in this country, M. Louet,' said he, 'and there
+are so many bad characters about, that it is well to be armed.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Mademoiselle Zephyrine looked charming in her riding-habit and hat.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Much pleasure, my dear M. Louet,' said the captain, as he got on his
+horse. 'Beaumanoir, take care of M. Louet.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The best possible care, count.' replied the lieutenant.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The captain and Zephyrine waved their hands, and cantered away, followed
+by their servants.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Pardon me, sir,' said I, approaching the lieutenant; 'I believe it was
+you whom the count addressed as Beaumanoir.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'It was so.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I thought the family of Beaumanoir had been extinct.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Very possible. I revive it, that's all.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'You are perfectly at liberty to do so, sir,' replied I. 'I beg pardon
+for the observation.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Granted, granted, my dear Louet. Would you like a dog, or not?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Sir, I prefer shooting without a dog. The last I had insulted me most
+cruelly, and I should not like the same thing to occur again.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'As you please. Gaetano, untie Romeo.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"We commenced our sport. In six shots I killed four thrushes, which
+satisfied me that the one which I had followed from Marseilles had been an
+enchanted one. Beaumanoir laughed at me.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What!' cried he. 'Do you amuse yourself in firing at such game as that?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Sir,' replied I, 'at Marseilles the thrush is a very rare animal. I have
+seen but one in my life, and it is to that one I owe the advantage of
+being in your society.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Here and there I saw gardeners and gamekeepers whose faces were familiar
+to me, and who touched their hats as I passed. They looked to me very like
+my old friends, the robbers, in a new dress; but I had, of late, seen so
+many extraordinary things, that nothing astonished me any longer.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The park was very extensive, and enclosed by a high wall, which had light
+iron gratings placed here and there, to afford a view of the surrounding
+country. I happened to be standing near one of these gratings, when M.
+Beaumanoir fired at a pheasant.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Signore</i>,' said a countryman, who <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page161 name=
+page161></A>[pg 161]</SPAN>
+was passing, '<i>questo castello e il
+castello d'Anticoli?</i>'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Villager,' I replied, walking towards the grating, 'I do not understand
+Italian; speak French, and I shall be happy to answer.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What! Is it you, M. Louet?' exclaimed the peasant.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Yes, it is,' said I; 'but how do you know my name?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Hush! I am Ernest, the hussar officer, your travelling companion.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'M. Ernest! Ah! Mademoiselle Zephyrine will be delighted.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Zephyrine is really here, then?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Certainly she is. A prisoner like myself.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And Count Villaforte?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Is Captain Tonino.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And the castle?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'A den of thieves.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'That is all I wanted to know. Adieu, my dear Louet. Tell Zephyrine she
+shall soon hear from me.' So saying, he plunged into the forest.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Here, Romeo, here!' cried Mr. Beaumanoir to his dog, who was fetching
+the bird he had shot. I hastened to him.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'A beautiful pheasant!' cried I. 'A fine cock!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Yes, yes. Who were you talking to, M. Louet?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'To a peasant, who asked me some question, to which I replied, that
+unfortunately I did not understand Italian.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Hum!' said Beaumanoir, with a suspicious side-glance at me. Then, having
+loaded his gun, 'We will change places, if you please,' said he. 'There
+may be some more peasants passing, and, as I understand Italian, I shall
+be able to answer their questions.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'As you like, M. Beaumanoir,' said I.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The change was effected; but no more peasants appeared.
+</p>
+<p>
+"When we returned to the house, the captain and Zephyrine had not yet come
+back from their ride, and I amused myself in my room with my bass, which I
+found to be an excellent instrument. I resolved, more than ever, not to
+part with it, but to take it back to France with me, if ever I returned to
+that country.
+</p>
+<p>
+"At the hour of dinner, I repaired to the drawing-room, where I found
+Count Villaforte and Mademoiselle Zephyrine. I had scarcely closed the
+door, when it was reopened, and the lieutenant put in his head.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Captain!' said he, in a hurried voice.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Who calls me captain? Here there is no captain, my dear Beaumanoir, but
+a Count Villaforte.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Captain, it is a serious matter. One moment, I beg.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"The captain left the room. When the door was shut, and I was sure he
+could not hear me, I told Zephyrine of my interview with her lover. I had
+just finished when the captain reappeared.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Well,' said Zephyrine, running to meet him. 'What makes you look so
+blank? Are there bad news?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Not very good ones.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Do they come from a sure source?' asked she with an anxiety which this
+time was not assumed.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'From the surest possible. From one of our friends who is employed in the
+police.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Gracious Heaven! What is going to happen?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'We do not know yet, but it appears we have been traced from Chianciano
+to the Osteria Barberini. They only lost the scent behind Mount Gennaro.
+My dear Rina, I fear we must give up our visit to the theatre to-morrow.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'But not our dinner to-day, captain, I hope,' said I.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Here is your answer,' said the captain, as the door opened, and a
+servant announced that the soup was on the table.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The captain and lieutenant dined each with a brace of pistols beside his
+plate, and in the anteroom I saw two men armed with carbines. The repast
+was a silent one; I did not dine comfortably myself, for I had a sort of
+feeling that the catastrophe was approaching, and that made me uneasy.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'You will excuse me for leaving you,' said the captain, when dinner was
+over; 'but I must go and take measures for our safety. I would advise you
+not to undress, M. Louet, for we may have to make a sudden move, and it is
+well to be ready.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"The lieutenant conducted me to my apartment, and wished me good-night
+with great politeness. As he left the room, however, I heard that he
+double-locked the door. I had nothing better to do than to throw myself on
+my <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page162 name=page162></A>[pg 162]</SPAN>
+bed, which I did; but for some hours I found it impossible to sleep, on
+account of the anxieties and unpleasant thoughts that tormented me. At
+last I fell into a troubled slumber.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I do not know how long it had lasted, when I was awakened by being
+roughly shaken.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Subito! subito!' cried a voice.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What is the matter?' said I, sitting up on the bed.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'<i>Non capisco, seguir me</i>!' cried the bandit.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And where am I to <i>seguir</i> you?' said I, understanding that he told me
+to follow him.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Avanti! Avanti!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'May I take my bass?' I asked.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The man made sign in the affirmative, so I put my beloved instrument on
+my back, and told him I was ready to follow him. He led me through several
+corridors and down a staircase; then, opening a door, we found ourselves
+in the park. Day was beginning to dawn. After many turnings and windings,
+we entered a copse or thicket, in the depths of which was the opening of a
+sort of grotto, where one of the robbers was standing sentry. They pushed
+me into this grotto. It was very dark, and I was groping about with
+extended arms, when somebody grasped my hand. I was on the point of crying
+out; but the hand that held mine was too soft to be that of a brigand.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'M. Louet!' said a whispering voice, which I at once recognized.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What is the meaning of all this, Mademoiselle?' asked I, in the same
+tone.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The meaning is, that they are surrounded by a regiment, and Ernest is at
+the head of it.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'But why are we put into this grotto?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Because it is the most retired place in the whole park, and consequently
+the one least likely to be discovered. Besides there is a door in it,
+which communicates probably with some subterraneous passage leading into
+the open country.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Just then we heard a musket shot.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Bravo!' cried Zephyrine; 'it is beginning.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"There was a running fire, then a whole volley.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Mademoiselle,' said I, 'it appears to me to be increasing very much.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'So much the better,' answered she.
+</p>
+<p>
+"She was as brave as a lioness, that young girl. For my part I acknowledge
+I felt very uncomfortable. But it appears I was doomed to witness
+engagements both by land and sea.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'The firing is coming nearer,' said Zephyrine.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I am afraid so, Mademoiselle,' answered I.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'On the contrary, you ought to be delighted. It is a sign that the
+robbers are flying.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I had rather they fled in another direction.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"There was a loud clamour, and cries as if they were cutting one another's
+throats, which, in fact, they were. The shouts and cries were mingled with
+the noise of musketry, the sound of the trumpets, and roll of the drum.
+There was a strong smell of powder. The fight was evidently going on
+within a hundred yards of the grotto.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Suddenly there was a deep sigh, then the noise of a fall, and one of the
+sentries at the mouth of the cave came rolling to our feet. A random shot
+had struck him, and as he just fell in, a ray of light which entered the
+grotto, we were able to see him writhing in the agonies of death.
+Mademoiselle Zephyrine seized my hands, and I felt that she trembled
+violently.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Oh, M. Louet.' said she, 'it is very horrible to see a man die!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"At that moment we heard a voice exclaiming&mdash;'Stop, cowardly villain! Wait
+for me!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Ernest!' exclaimed Zephyrine. 'It is the voice of Ernest!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"As she spoke the captain rushed in, covered with blood.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Zephyrine!' cried he, 'Zephyrine, where are you?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"The sudden change from the light of day to the darkness of the cave,
+prevented him from seeing us. Zephyrine made me a sign to keep silence.
+After remaining for a moment as if dazzled, his eyes got accustomed to the
+darkness. He bounded towards us with the spring of a tiger.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Zephyrine, why don't you answer when I call? Come!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"He seized her arm, and began dragging her towards the door at the back of
+the grotto.
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page163 name=page163></A>[pg 163]</SPAN>
+"'Where are you taking me?' cried the poor girl.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Come with me&mdash;come along!'
+ </p>
+<p>
+"'Never!' cried she, struggling.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What! You won't go with me?'
+ </p>
+<p>
+"'No; why should I? I detest you. You carried me off by force. I won't
+follow you. Ernest, Ernest, here!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Ernest!' muttered the captain. 'Ha! 'Tis you, then, who betrayed us?'
+ </p>
+<p>
+"'M. Louet!' cried Zephyrine, 'if you are a man, help me!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I saw the blade of a poniard glitter. I had no weapon, but I seized my
+bass by the handle, and, raising it in the air, let it fall with such
+violence on the captain's skull, that the back of the instrument was
+smashed in and the bandit's head disappeared in the interior of the bass.
+Either the violence of the blow, or the novelty of finding his head in a
+bass, so astonished the captain that he let go his hold of Zephyrine, at
+the same time uttering a roar like that of a mad bull.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Zephyrine! Zephyrine!' cried a voice outside.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Ernest!' answered the young girl, darting out of the grotto.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I followed her, terrified at my own exploit. She was already clasped in
+the arms of her lover.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'In there,' cried the young officer to a party of soldiers who just then
+came up. 'He is in there. Bring him out, dead or alive.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"They rushed in, but the broken bass was all they found. The captain had
+escaped by the other door.
+</p>
+<p>
+"On our way to the house we saw ten or twelve dead bodies. One was lying
+on the steps leading to the door.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Take away this carrion,' said Ernest.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Two soldiers turned the body over. It was the last of the Beaumanoirs.
+</p>
+<p>
+"We remained but a few minutes at the house, and then Zephyrine and myself
+got into a carriage and set off, escorted by M. Ernest and a dozen men. I
+did not forget to carry off my hundred crowns, my fowling-piece, and
+game-bag. As to my poor bass, the captain's head had completely spoiled it.
+</p>
+<p>
+"After an hour's drive, we came in sight of a large city with an enormous
+dome the middle of it. It was Rome.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And did you see the Pope, M. Louet?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'At that time he was at Fontainbleau, but I saw him afterwards, and his
+successor too; for M. Ernest got me an appointment as bass-player at the
+Teatro de la Valle, and I remained there till the year 1830. When I at
+last returned to Marseilles, they did not know me again, and for some time
+refused to give me back my place in the orchestra, under pretence that I
+was not myself.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And Mademoiselle Zephyrine?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I heard that she married M. Ernest, whose other name I never knew, and
+that he became a general, and she a very great lady."
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And Captain Tonino? Did you hear nothing more of him?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Three years afterwards he came to the theatre in disguise; was
+recognised, arrested, and hung.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'And thus it was, sir,' concluded M. Louet, 'that a thrush led me into
+Italy, and caused me to pass twenty years at Rome.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+And so ends the thrush-hunt. One word at parting, to qualify any too
+sweeping commendation we may have bestowed on M. Dumas in the early part
+of this paper. While we fully exonerate his writings from the charge of
+grossness, and recognise the absence of those immoral and pernicious
+tendencies which disfigure the works of many gifted French writers of the
+day, we would yet gladly see him abstain from the somewhat too
+Decameronian incidents and narratives with which he occasionally varies
+his pages. That he is quite independent of such meretricious aids, is
+rendered evident by his entire avoidance of them in some of his books,
+which are not on that account a whit the less <i>piquant</i>. With this single
+reservation, we should hail with pleasure the appearance on our side the
+Channel of a few such sprightly and amusing writers as Alexander Dumas.
+</p>
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page164 name=page164></A>[pg 164]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s3" id="bw340s3"></a><h2>HIGH LIFE IN THE LAST CENTURY.<a id=
+footnotetag5
+name=footnotetag5></a><a
+href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The volumes of which we are about to give fragments and anecdotes, contain
+a portion of the letters addressed to a man of witty memory, whose
+existence was passed almost exclusively among men and women of rank; his
+life, in the most expressive sense of the word, West End; and even in that
+West End, his chief haunt St James's Street. Parliament and the Clubs
+divided his day, and often his night. The brilliant roués, the steady
+gamesters, the borough venders, and the lordly ex-members of ex-cabinets,
+were the only population of whose living and breathing he suffered himself
+to have any cognizance. In reverse of Gray's learned mouse, eating its way
+through the folios of an ancient library&mdash;and to whom
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "A river or a sea was but a dish of tea,</p>
+<p> And a kingdom bread and butter,"</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+to George Selwyn, the world and all that it inhabits, were concentrated in
+Charles Fox, William Pitt, Richard Brinsley Sheridan, and the circle of
+men of pleasantry, loose lives, and vivacious temperaments, who, with
+whatever diminishing lustre, revolved round them.
+</p>
+<p>
+Of the City of London, Selwyn probably had heard; for though fixed to one
+spot, he was a man fond of collecting curious knowledge; but nothing short
+of proof positive can ever convince us that he had passed Temple Bar. He,
+of course, knew that there were such things on the globe as merchants and
+traders, because their concerns were occasionally talked of in "the House,"
+where, however, he heard as little as possible about them; for in the
+debates of the time he took no part but that of a listener, and even then
+he abridged the difficulty, by generally sleeping through the sitting. He
+was supposed to be the only rival of Lord North in the happy faculty of
+falling into a sound slumber at the moment when any of those dreary
+persons, who chiefly speak on such subjects, was on his legs. St James's,
+and the talk of St James's, were his business, his pleasures, the exciters
+of his wit, and the rewarders of his toil. He had applied the art of
+French cookery to the rude material of the world, and refined and reduced
+all things into a <i>sauce piquante</i>&mdash;all its realities were concentrated in
+essences; and, disdaining the grosser tastes of mankind, he lived upon the
+<i>aroma</i> of high life&mdash;an epicure even among epicures; yet not an indolent
+enjoyer of the luxuries of his condition, but a keen, restless, and eager
+<i>student</i> of pleasurable sensations&mdash;an Apicius, polished by the manners,
+and furnished with the arts of the most self-enjoying condition of mankind,
+that of an English gentleman of fortune in the 18th century.
+</p>
+<p>
+We certainly are not the champions of this style of life. We think that
+man has other matters to consider than <i>pâtés</i> and <i>consommés</i>, the
+flavour of his Burgundy and pines, or even the <i>bons-mots</i> of his friends.
+We are afraid that we must, after all, regard the whole Selwyn class as
+little better than the brutes in their stables, or on their hearth-rugs;
+with the advantage to the brutes of following their natural appetites,
+having no twinges of either conscience or the gout, and not being from
+time to time stripped by their friends, or plundered by the Jews. The
+closing hours of the horse or the dog are also, perhaps, more complacent
+in general, and their deaths are less a matter of rejoicing to those who
+are to succeed to their mangers and cushions. Of higher and more startling
+contemplations, this is not the place to speak. If such men shall yet have
+the power of looking down from some remoter planet on their idle, empty,
+and self-indulgent course in our own, perhaps they would rejoice to have
+exchanged with the lot of him whose bread was earned by the sweat of his
+brow, yet who had fulfilled the duties of his station; and whose hand had
+been withheld
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page165 name=page165></A>[pg 165]</SPAN>
+by necessity from that banquet, where all the nobler purposes
+of life were forgotten, and where the senses absorbed the higher nature.
+Still, we admit that these are topics on which no man ought to judge the
+individual with severity. We have spoken only of the class. The individual
+may have had virtues of which the world can know nothing; he may have been
+liberal, affectionate, and zealous, when his feelings were once awakened;
+his purse may have dried many a tear, and soothed many a pulse of secret
+suffering. It is, at all events, more kindly to speak of poor human nature
+with fellow feeling for those exposed to the strong temptations of fortune,
+than to establish an arrogant comparison between the notorious errors of
+others, and the secret failures of our own.
+</p>
+<p>
+But we have something to settle with Mr Jesse. He is alive, and therefore
+may be instructed; he is making books with great rapidity, and therefore
+may be advantageously warned of the perils of book-making. The <i>title</i> of
+his volumes has altogether deceived us. We shall not charge him with
+intending this; but it has unquestionably had the effect. "<i>George Selwyn</i>
+and his contemporaries." We opened the volumes, expecting to find our
+witty clubbist in every page; George in his full expansion, "in his armour
+as he lived;" George, every inch a wit, glittering before us in his full
+court suit, in his letters, his anecdotes, his whims, his odd views of
+mankind, his caustic sneerings at the glittering world round him; an
+epistolary HB., turning every thing into the pleasant food of his pen and
+pungency. But we cannot discover any letters from him, excepting a few
+very trifling ones of his youth. We have letters from all sorts of persons,
+great lords and little, statesmen and travellers, placemen and
+place-hunters; and amusing enough many of them are. Walpole furnishes some
+sketches, and nothing can be better. In fact the volumes exhibit, not
+George Selwyn, the only one whose letters we should have cared to see, but
+those who wrote to him. And the disappointment is not the less, that in
+those letters constant allusions are made to his "sparkling, delightful,
+sportive, characteristic, &amp;c. &amp;c., epistles." Great ladies constantly urge
+him to write to <i>them</i>. Maids, wives, and widows, pour out a stream of
+perpetual laudation. Men of rank, men of letters, men at home, and men
+abroad, unite in one common supplication for "London news" <i>réchaufféed</i>,
+spiced, and served up, by the perfect <i>cuisinerie</i> of George's art of
+story-telling; like the horse-leech's two daughters, the cry is, "Give,
+give." And this is what we wanted to see. Selwyn, the whole Selwyn, and
+nothing but Selwyn.
+</p>
+<p>
+It is true that there is a preface which talks in this wise:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+It seems to have been one of the peculiarities of George Selwyn, to
+preserve not only every letter addressed to him by his correspondents
+during the course of his long life, but also the most trifling notes and
+memoranda. To this peculiarity, the reader is indebted for whatever
+amusement he may derive from the perusal of these volumes. The greater
+portion of their contents consists of letters addressed to Selwyn, by
+persons who, in their day, moved in the first circles of wit, genius, and
+fashion."
+</p>
+<p>
+We have thus let Mr Jesse speak for himself. If the public are satisfied,
+so let it be. But people seldom read prefaces. The title is the thing, and
+that title is, "<i>George Selwyn</i> and his contemporaries." If it had been
+"Letters of the contemporaries of George Selwyn," we should have
+understood the matter.
+</p>
+<p>
+Still we are not at all disposed to quarrel with the volumes. They contain
+a great deal of pleasant matter; and the letters are evidently, in general,
+the work of a higher order of persons than the world has often an
+opportunity of seeing in their deshabille. The Persian proverb, which
+accounted for the fragrance of a pebble by its having lain beside the rose,
+has been in some degree realized in these pages. They are evidently of the
+Selwyn school; and if he is not here witty himself, he is, like the "fat
+knight," the cause of wit in others. We are enjoying a part of the feast
+which his science had cooked, and then distributed to his friends to
+figure as the <i>chefs-d'oeuvre</i> of their own tables. At all events, though
+often on trifling subjects, and often not worth preserving, they vindicate
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page166 name=page166></A>[pg 166]</SPAN>
+on the whole the claim of English letter-writing to European superiority.
+Taking Walpole as the head, and nothing can be happier than his mixture of
+keen remark, intelligent knowledge of his time, high-bred ease of language,
+and exquisite point and polish of anecdote; his followers, even in these
+few volumes, show that there were many men, even in the midst of all the
+practical business and nervous agitation of public life, not unworthy of
+their master. We have no doubt that there have been hundreds of persons,
+and thousands of letters, which might equally contribute to this most
+interesting, and sometimes most brilliant, portion of our literature. The
+French lay claim to superiority in this as in every thing else; but we
+must acknowledge that it is with some toil we have ever read the boasted
+letters of De Sévigné&mdash;often pointed, and always elegant, they are too
+often frivolous, and almost always local. We are sick of the adorable
+Grignan, and her "belle chevelure." The letters of Du Deffand, Espinasse,
+Roland, and even of De Staël, though always exhibiting ability, are too
+hard or too hot, too fierce or too fond, for our tastes; they are also so
+evidently intended for any human being except the one to whom they were
+addressed, or rather for all human beings&mdash;they were so palpably "private
+effusions" for the public ear&mdash;sentiments stereotyped, and sympathies for
+the circulating library&mdash;that they possessed as little the interest as the
+character of correspondence.
+</p>
+<p>
+Voltaire's letters are always spirited. That extraordinary man could do
+nothing on which his talent was not marked; but his letters are
+epigrammes&mdash;all is sacrificed to point, and all is written for the salons
+of Paris. What Talleyrand's <i>might</i> be, we can imagine from the singular
+subtlety and universal knowledge of that most dexterous player of the most
+difficult game which was ever on the diplomatic cards. But as his
+definition of the excellence of a letter was&mdash;"to say any thing, but mean
+nothing," we must give up the hope of his contribution. Grimm's volumes
+are, after all, the only collection which belongs to the style of letters
+to which we allude. They are amusing and anecdotical, and, in our
+conception, by much the most intelligent French correspondence that has
+fallen into our hands. But they are too evidently the work of a man
+writing as a task, gathering the Parisian news as a part of his profession,
+and in fact sending a daily newspaper to his German patron.
+</p>
+<p>
+Of the German epistolary literature we have seen nothing which approaches
+to the excellence of the English school. The conception is generally vague,
+vapourish, and metaphysical. And this predominates absurdly through all
+its classes. The poet prides himself on being as much a dreamer in his
+prose as in his poetry; the scholar is proud of being perplexed and
+pedantic; the statesman is naturally immersed in that problematic style,
+which belongs to the secrecy of despotic governments, and to the stiffness
+of circles where all is etiquette. But Walpole and his tribe have fashion
+wholly to themselves, and possess force without heaviness, and elegance
+without effeminacy.
+</p>
+<p>
+We are strongly tempted to ask, whether there may not be letters of the
+gay, the refined, and the sparkling George Canning. He was constantly
+writing; knew every thing and every body; was engaged in all the high
+transactions of his time; saw human nature in all possible shades; and was
+a man whose talent, though capable of very noble efforts "on compulsion,"
+yet naturally loved a more level rank of times and things. It is perfectly
+true to human experience, that there are minds, which, like caged
+nightingales and canary-birds, though their wings were formed with the
+faculty of cleaving the clouds, yet pass a perfectly contented existence
+within their wires, and sing as cheerfully in return for their water and
+seeds, as if they had the range of the horizon. Canning's whole song for
+thirty years was in one cage or another, and he sang with equal
+cheerfulness in them all. The moral of all this is, that we wish Mr Jesse,
+or any one else, to apply himself, without delay, to the depositaries of
+George Canning's familiar correspondence, and give his pleasant, piquant,
+and graceful letters (for we are sure that they are all these) to the
+world.
+</p>
+<p>
+Lord Dudley's letters have disappointed <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page167 name=
+page167></A>[pg 167]</SPAN>
+every body: but it is to be
+observed, that we have only a small portion of them; that they were
+written to a college tutor, a not very exciting species of correspondent
+at any time, and who in this instance having nothing to give back, and
+plodding his way through the well-meant monotony of college news, allowed
+poor Lord Dudley not much more chance of brilliancy, than a smart drummer
+might have of producing a reveillé on an unbraced drum. We must live in
+hope.
+</p>
+<p>
+Lord Holland, we think, might, as the sailors say, "loom out large." The
+life of that ancient Whig having been chiefly employed in telling other
+men's stories over his own table&mdash;and much better employed, too, than in
+talking his original follies in public&mdash;a tolerable selection from his
+journals might furnish some variety; for when Whigs are cased up no longer
+in the stiff braces and battered armour of their clique, they may
+occasionally be amusing men. But Walpole still reigns: his whims, his
+flirtings, his frivolities will disappear with his old china and trifling
+antiquities; but his best letters will always be the best of their kind
+among men.
+</p>
+<p>
+George Selwyn was a man of fashionable life for the greater part of the
+last century, or perhaps we may more justly say, he was a man of
+fashionable life for the seventy-two years of his existence; for, from his
+cradle, he lived among that higher order of mankind who were entitled to
+do nothing, to enjoy themselves, and alternately laugh at, and look down
+upon the rest of the world. His family were opulent, and naturally
+associated with rank; for his father had been aide-de-camp to the Duke of
+Marlborough&mdash;a great distinction even in that brilliant age; and his
+mother was the daughter of a general officer, and woman of the bedchamber
+to Queen Caroline. She is recorded as a woman of talents, and peculiarly
+of wit; qualities which seem frequently connected with long life, perhaps
+as bearing some relation to that good-humour which undoubtedly tends to
+lengthen the days of both man and woman. If the theory be true, that the
+intellect of the offspring depends upon the mother, the remarkable wit of
+George Selwyn may be adduced in evidence of the position.
+</p>
+<p>
+George, born in 1719, was sent, like the sons of all the court gentlemen
+of his age and of our own, to Eton. After having there acquired classics,
+aristocracy, and cricket, all consummated at Oxford, he proceeded to go
+through the last performance of fashionable education, and give himself
+the final polish for St James's; he proceeded to make the tour of Europe.
+What induced him to recommence his boyhood, by returning to Oxford at the
+ripe age of twenty-five, is among the secrets of his career, as also is
+the occasion of his being expelled from the university; if that occasion
+is not to be found in some of the burlesques of religion which he had
+learned amongst the fashionable infidels of the Continent, similar to
+those enacted by Wilkes in his infamous monkery. But every thing in his
+career equally exhibits the times. At an age when he was fit for nothing
+else, he was considered fit to receive the salary of a sinecure; and, at
+twenty-one, he was appointed to a brace of offices at the mint. His share
+of the duty consisted of his enjoying the weekly dinners of the
+establishment, and signing the receipts for his quarter's pay.
+</p>
+<p>
+Within a few years more, he came into parliament; and in his thirty-second
+year, by the death of his father and elder brother, he succeeded to the
+family estates, consisting of three handsome possessions, one of which had
+the additional value of returning a member of parliament. Nor was this all;
+for his influence in Gloucestershire enabled him to secure, during many
+years, his own seat for Gloucester, thus rendering his borough disposable;
+and thus, master of a hereditary fortune, an easy sinecurist, the
+possessor of two votes, and the influencer of the third&mdash;a man of family,
+a man of connexion, and a man of the court&mdash;George Selwyn began a path
+strewed with down and rose leaves.
+</p>
+<p>
+In addition to these advantages, George Selwyn evidently possessed a very
+remarkable subtlety and pleasantry of understanding; that combination
+which alone produced true wit, or which, perhaps, would be the best
+definition of wit itself; for subtlety
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page168 name=page168></A>[pg 168]</SPAN>
+alone may excite uneasy sensations
+in the hearer, and pleasantry alone may often be vulgar. But the acuteness
+which detects the absurd of things, and the pleasantry which throws a
+good-humoured coloring over the acuteness, form all that delights us in
+wit.
+</p>
+<p>
+If we are to judge by the opinion of his contemporaries, and this is the
+true criterion after all, Selwyn's wit must have been of the very first
+order in a witty age. Walpole is full of him. Walpole himself, a wit, and
+infinitely jealous of every rival in every thing on which he fastened his
+fame, from a picture gallery down to a snuff-box, or from a history down
+to an epigram, bows down to him with almost Persian idolatry. His letters
+are alive with George Selwyn. The <i>bons-mots</i> which Selwyn carelessly
+dropped in his morning wall through St James's Street, are carefully
+picked up by Walpole, and planted in his correspondence, like exotics in a
+greenhouse. The careless brilliancies of conversation, which the one threw
+loose about the club-rooms of the Court End, are collected by the other
+and reset by this dexterous jeweller, for the sparklings and ornaments of
+his stock in trade with posterity.
+</p>
+<p>
+Yet it may reconcile those less gifted by nature and fortune to their
+mediocrity; to know that those singular advantages by no means constitute
+happiness, usefulness, moral dignity, or even public respect. Selwyn, as
+the French Abbé said, "had nothing to do, and he did it." His possession
+of fortune enabled him to be a lounger through life, and he lounged
+accordingly. The conversations of the clubs supplied him with the daily
+toys of his mind, and he never sought more substantial employment. Though
+nearly fifty years in parliament, he was known only as a silent voter; and,
+after a life of seventy-two years, he died, leaving three and twenty
+thousand pounds of his savings to a girl who was not his daughter; and the
+chief part of his estates to the Duke of Queensberry, an old man already
+plethoric with wealth, of which he had never known the use, and already
+dying.
+</p>
+<p>
+His passion for attending executions was notorious and unaccountable,
+except on the ground of that love of excitement which leads others to
+drinking or the gaming-table. Those sights, from which human nature
+shrinks, appear to have been sought for by Selwyn with an eagerness
+resembling enjoyment. This strange propensity was frequently laughed at by
+his friends. Alluding to the practice of criminals dropping a handkerchief
+as a signal for the executioner, says Walpole, "George never thinks, but
+<i>à la tête tranchée</i>. He came to town the other day to have a tooth drawn,
+and told the man that he would drop his handkerchief for the signal."
+</p>
+<p>
+Another characteristic anecdote is told on this subject. When the first
+Lord Holland, a man of habitual pleasantry, was confined to his bed, he
+heard that Selwyn, who had been an old friend, had called to enquire for
+his health. "The next time Mr Selwyn calls," said he, "show him up; if I
+am alive, I shall be delighted to see him; and, if I am dead, he will be
+delighted to see me."
+</p>
+<p>
+Walpole says, after telling a story of one Arthur Moore, "I told this the
+other day to George Selwyn, whose passion is to see corpses and executions.
+He replied, 'that Arthur Moore had his coffin chained to that of his
+mistress.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Said I, 'How do you know?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Why, I&mdash;I saw them the other day in a vault in St Giles's.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"George was walking this week in Westminster Abbey, with Lord Abergavenny,
+and met the man who shows the tombs. 'Oh, your servant, Mr Selwyn; I
+expected to have seen you here the other day, when the old Duke of
+Richmond's body was taken up.'" Walpole then mentions Selwyn's going to
+see Cornberry, with Lord Abergavenny and a pretty Mrs Frere, who were in
+some degree attached to each other.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Do you know what you missed in the other room?" said Selwyn to the lady.
+"Lord Holland's picture."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Well, what is Lord Holland to me?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Why, do you know," said he, "my Lord Holland's body lies in the same
+vault, in Kensington church, with my Lord Abergavenny's mother."
+</p>
+<p>
+Walpole, speaking of the share which he had in capturing a
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page169 name=page169></A>[pg 169]</SPAN>
+house-breaker,
+says, "I dispatched a courier to White's in search of George Selwyn. It
+happened that the drawer who received my message had very lately been
+robbed himself, and had the wound fresh in his memory. He stalked up into
+the club-room, and with a hollow trembling voice, said, 'Mr Selwyn, Mr
+Walpole's compliments to you, and he has got a house-breaker for you.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+But some of his practical pleasantries were very amusing. Lady Townshend,
+a woman of wit, but, in some points of character, a good deal scandalized,
+was supposed to have taken refuge from her recollections in Popery. "On
+Sunday last," says Walpole, "as George was strolling home to dinner, he
+saw my Lady Townshend's coach stop at Caraccioli's chapel. He watched; saw
+her go in; her footman laughed; he followed. She went up to the altar; a
+woman brought her a cushion; she knelt, crossed her self, and prayed. He
+stole up, and knelt by her. Conceive her face, if you can, when she turned
+and found him close to her. In his demure voice, he said, 'Pray, ma'am,
+how long has your ladyship left the pale of our church?' She looked furies,
+and made no answer. Next day he went to see her, and she turned it off
+upon curiosity. But is any thing more natural? No; she certainly means to
+go armed with every viaticum: the Church of England in on hand, Methodism
+in the other, and the Host in her mouth."
+</p>
+<p>
+Every one knows that <i>bons-mots</i> are apt to lose a great deal by
+transmission. It has been said that the time is one-half of the merit, and
+the manner the other; thus leaving nothing for the wit. But the fact is,
+that the wit so often depends upon both, as to leave the best <i>bon-mot</i>
+comparatively flat in the recital. With this palliative we may proceed.
+Walpole, remarking to Selwyn one day, at a time of considerable popular
+discontent, that the measures of government were as feeble and confused as
+in the reign of the first Georges, and saying, "There is nothing new under
+the sun." "No," replied Selwyn, "nor under the grandson."
+</p>
+<p>
+Selwyn one day observing Wilkes, who was constantly verging on libel,
+listening attentively to the king's speech, said to him, "May Heaven
+preserve the ears you lend!" an allusion to the lines of the <i>Dunciad</i>&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Yet, oh, my sons, a father's words attend;</p>
+<p> So may the fates preserve the ears you lend."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+The next is better. A man named Charles Fox having been executed, the
+celebrated Charles asked Selwyn whether he had been present at the
+execution as usual. "No," was the keen reply, "I make a point of never
+attending rehearsals."
+</p>
+<p>
+Fox and General Fitzpatrick at one time lodged in the house of Mackay, an
+oilman in Piccadilly, a singular residence for two men of the first
+fashion. Somebody, probably in allusion to their debts, observed that such
+lodgers would be the ruin of Mackay. "No," said Selwyn, "it will make his
+fortune. He may boast of having the first pickles in London."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Nonchalant</i> manners were the tone of the time; and to cut one's country
+acquaintance (a habit learned among the French <i>noblesse</i>) was high
+breeding. An old haunter of the pump-room in Bath, who had frequently
+conversed with Selwyn in his visits there, meeting him one day in St
+James's Street, attempted to approach him with his usual familiarity.
+Selwyn passed him as if he had never seen him before. His old acquaintance
+followed him, and said, "Sir, you knew me very well in Bath." "Well, sir,"
+replied Selwyn, "in Bath I may possibly know you again," and walked on.
+</p>
+<p>
+When <i>High Life Below Stairs</i> was announced, Selwyn expressed a wish to be
+present at its first night. "I shall go," said he, "because I am tired of
+low life above stairs."
+</p>
+<p>
+One of the waiters at Arthur's had committed a felony, and was sent to
+jail. "I am shocked at the committal," said Selwyn; "what a horrid idea
+the fellow will give of us to the people in Newgate."
+</p>
+<p>
+Bruce's Abyssinian stories were for a long time the laugh of London.
+Somebody at a dinner once asked him, whether he had seen any relics of
+musical instruments among the Abyssinians, or any thing in the style of
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page170 name=page170></A>[pg 170]</SPAN>
+the ancient sculptures of the Thebaid. "I think I saw one lyre there," was
+the answer. "Ay," says Selwyn to his neighbour, "and that one left the
+country along with him."
+</p>
+<p>
+Selwyn did not always spare his friends. When Fox's pecuniary affairs were
+in a state of ruin, and a subscription was proposed; one of the
+subscribers said that their chief difficulty was to know "how Fox would
+take it." Selwyn, who knew that necessity has nothing to do with
+delicacies of this order, replied, "Take it, why, quarterly to be sure!"
+</p>
+<p>
+Mr. Jesse's anecdotes are generally well told, but their version is
+sometimes different from ours. Selwyn was one day walking up St James's
+Street with Lord Pembroke, when a couple of sweeps brushed against them.
+"Impudent rascals!" exclaimed Lord Pembroke. "The sovereignty of the
+people," said Selwyn. "But such dirty dogs," said Pembroke. "Full dress
+for the court of St Giles's," said Selwyn, with a bow to their sable
+majesties.
+</p>
+<p>
+But Selwyn, with all his affability and pleasantry, had his dislikes, and
+among them was the celebrated Sheridan. The extraordinary talent and early
+fame of that most memorable and unfortunate man, had fixed all eyes upon
+him from the moment of his entering into public life; and Selwyn, who had
+long sat supreme in wit, probably felt some fears for his throne. At all
+events, he determined to keep one place clear from collision with this
+dangerous wit; and, on every attempt to put up Sheridan's name for
+admission into Brookes's, two black balls were found in the balloting-box,
+one of which was traced to Selwyn, while the other was supposed to be that
+of Lord Besborough. One ball being sufficient to exclude, the opposition
+was fatal; but Fox and his friends were equally determined, on their side,
+to introduce Sheridan; and for this purpose a curious, though not very
+creditable, artifice was adopted. On the evening of the next ballot, and
+while George and Lord Besborough were waiting, with their usual
+determination, to blackball the candidate, a chairman in great haste
+brought in a note, apparently from Lady Duncannon, to her father-in-law
+Lord Besborough, to tell him that his house in Cavendish Square was on
+fire, and entreating him to return without a moment's delay. His lordship
+instantly quitted the room, and hurried homewards. Immediately after, a
+message was sent to George Selwyn that Miss Fagniani, the child whom he
+had adopted, and whom he supposed to be his own, was suddenly seized with
+a fit, and that his presence was instantly required. He also obeyed the
+summons. Both had no sooner left the room than the ballot was proceeded
+with, the two ominous balls were not to be found, and Sheridan was
+unanimously chosen. In the midst of the triumph, Selwyn and Lord
+Besborough returned, indignant at the trick, but of course unable to find
+out its perpetrators. How Sheridan and his friends looked may be imagined.
+The whole scene was perfectly dramatic.
+</p>
+<p>
+Burke's speeches, which were destined to become the honour of his age, and
+the delight of posterity, were sometimes negligently received by the house.
+His splendid prolixity, which was fitter for an assembly of philosophers
+than an English Parliament, sometimes wearied mere men of business, as
+much as his fine metaphysics sometimes perplexed them; and the man who
+might have sat between Plato and Aristotle, and been listened to with
+congenial delight by both, was often left without an audience. One night,
+when Selwyn was hurrying into the lobby with a crowd of members, a
+nobleman coming up asked him, "Is the house up?" "No," was the reply, "but
+Burke is."
+</p>
+<p>
+A model of fashionable life, Selwyn unhappily indulged in that vice which
+was presumed to be essential to the man of fashion. The early gaming
+propensities of Charles Fox are well known; he was ruined, estate,
+personal fortune, sinecures and reversions, and all, before he was five
+years in public life&mdash;ruined in every possible shape of ruin. There were
+times when he could not command a guinea in the world. Yet there were
+times when he won immensely. At one sitting he carried off £8000, but in a
+few more he lost £11,000. He was a capital whist player; and in the cool
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page171 name=page171></A>[pg 171]</SPAN>
+calculation of the clubs on such subjects, it was supposed that he might
+have made £4000 a-year, if he had adhered to this profitable direction of
+his genius. But, like many other great men, he mistook his forte, and
+disdained all but the desperation of hazard. There he lost perpetually and
+prodigiously, until he was stripped of every thing, and pauperised for
+life.
+</p>
+<p>
+It gives a strong conception of the universality of this vice, to find so
+timid and girlish a nature as the late William Wilberforce's initiated
+into the same career.
+</p>
+<p>
+"When I left the University," says Wilberforce, in his later reminiscences,
+"so little did I know of general society, that I came up to London stored
+with arguments to prove the authenticity of 'Rowley's Poems,' (the
+academic and pedantic topic of the day,) and now I was at once immersed in
+politics and fashion. The very first time I went to Boodle's, I won
+twenty-five guineas of the Duke of Norfolk. I belonged at this time to
+five clubs, Miles' and Evans', Brookes', Boodle's, White's, and
+Goosetree's. The first time I was at Brookes', scarcely knowing any one, I
+joined, from mere shyness, in play at the faro-table, where George Selwyn
+kept bank. A friend who knew my inexperience, and regarded me as a victim
+dressed out for sacrifice, called to me&mdash;'What, Wilberforce, is that you?'
+Selwyn quite resented the interference, and turning to him, said in his
+most expressive tone&mdash;'Oh, sir, don't interrupt Mr Wilberforce, he could
+not be better employed.' Nothing could be more harmonious than the style
+of those clubs&mdash;Fox, Sheridan, Fitzpatrick, and all your leading men
+frequented them, and associated upon the easiest terms. You either chatted,
+played at cards, or gambled, as you pleased."
+</p>
+<p>
+We have no idea of entering into any of the scandals of the time. The
+lives of all the men of fashion of that day were habitually profligate.
+The "Grand Tour" was of but little service to their morals, and Pope's
+sarcastic lines were but too true.
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p class="i10"> "He travell'd Europe round,</p>
+<p> And gather'd every vice on foreign ground;</p>
+<p> Till home return'd, and perfectly well-bred,</p>
+<p> With nothing but a solo in his head;</p>
+<p> Stolen from a duel, follow'd by a nun,</p>
+<p> And, if a borough choose him&mdash;not undone."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+But this vice did not descend among the body of the people. It was limited
+to the idlers of high life, and even among them it was extinguished by the
+cessation of our foreign intercourse at the French revolution; or was at
+least so far withdrawn from the public eye, as to avoid offending the
+common decencies of a moral people.
+</p>
+<p>
+Selwyn was probably more cautious in his habits than his contemporaries,
+for he survived almost every man who had begun life with him; and he lived
+to a much greater age than the chief of the showy characters who rose into
+celebrity during his career. He died at the age of seventy-two, January 25,
+1791. He had long relinquished gaming, assigning the very sufficient
+reason, "It was too great a consumer of four things&mdash;time, health, fortune,
+and <i>thinking</i>." But what man of his day escaped the gout, and the natural
+termination of that torturing disease in dropsy? After seven years'
+suffering from both, with occasional intervals of relief, he sank at last.
+Walpole, almost the only survivor among his early friends, thus wrote on
+the day of his expected death:&mdash;"I have lost, or am on the point of losing,
+my oldest acquaintance and friend, George Selwyn, who was yesterday at the
+extremity. Those misfortunes, though they can be so but for a short time,
+are very sensible to the old: but him I loved, not only for his infinite
+wit, but for a thousand good qualities." He writes a few days after, "Poor
+Selwyn is gone; to my sorrow; and no wonder. Ucalegon feels it."
+</p>
+<p>
+Selwyn, with all his pleasantry, had evidently a quick eye for his own
+interest. He contrived to remain in parliament for half a century, and he
+gathered the emoluments of some half dozen snug sinecures. Among those
+were the Registrar of Chancery in Barbadoes, and surveyor-general of the
+lands. Thus he lived luxuriously, and died rich.
+</p>
+<p>
+Orator Henley is niched in an early part of this correspondence. The
+orator was known in the last
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page172 name=page172></A>[pg 172]</SPAN>
+century as a remarkably dirty fellow in his
+apparel, and still more so in his mind. He was the son of a gentleman, and
+had received a gentleman's education at St John's, Cambridge. There, or
+subsequently, he acquired Hebrew, and even Persian; wrote a tragedy on the
+subject of Esther, in which he exhibited considerable poetic powers; and
+finished his scholastic fame by a grammar of ten languages! On leaving
+college, he took orders, and became a country curate. But the decency of
+this life did not suit his habits, and he resolved to try his chance in
+London for fortune and fame. Opening a chapel near Newport market,
+Lincoln's-Inn-Fields, he harangued twice a-week, on theological subjects
+on Sundays, and on the sciences and literature on Wednesdays. The audience
+were admitted by a shilling ticket, and the butchers in the neighbourhood
+were for a while his great patrons. At length, finding his audience tired
+of common sense, he tried, like other charlatans since his day, the effect
+of nonsense. His manner was theatrical, his style eccentric, and his
+topics varied between extravagance and buffoonery. The history of such
+performances is invariably the same&mdash;novelty is essential, and novelty
+must be attained at all risks. He now professed to reform all literature,
+and all religion. But even this ultimately failed him. At length the
+butchers deserted him, and, falling from one disgrace to another, he sank
+into dirt and debauchery, and died in 1750 at the age of sixty-four,
+remembered in the world only by being pilloried in the Dunciad.
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Embrown'd with native bronze, lo! Henley stands,</p>
+<p> Tuning his voice, and balancing his hands;</p>
+<p> How fluent nonsense trickles from his tongue,</p>
+<p> How sweet the periods neither said nor sung.</p>
+<p> Still break the benches, Henley, with thy strain,</p>
+<p> While Sherlock, Hare, and Gibson preach in vain."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+The orator's contribution consists but of two notes; the first to Selwyn&mdash;
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+ "I dine at twelve all the year, but shall be glad to take a glass
+ with you at the King's Arms any day from four to six. If I have
+ disobliged Mr Parsons, (who I hear was with you,) or any of you
+ gentlemen, I never intended it, and ask your pardons. I shall be
+ proud to oblige my Lord Carteret, or you, or the rest, at any time.
+ Pray let them see this."
+</p>
+<p>
+ "J. HENLEY."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+There appears to have been some kind of riot at one of Henley's lectures,
+probably a rough burlesque of his manner, in which Selwyn, then a student
+of Oxford, made himself conspicuous. At least the letter is addressed to
+him.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I am accountable for the peace of my congregation; and among the rules
+and articles of my consent and conditions as owner and minister, one rule
+is, to go out directly, forfeiting what has been given, if any person
+cannot or will not preserve those conditions; for the smallest
+circumstance of disorder has been inflamed to the highest outrage. The
+bishop's nephew began something of the kind two months ago, and made me
+retribution; so have others, and I must send an attorney to warn them not
+to come whom I suspect hereafter. You have been at his sport before."
+</p>
+<p>
+We now come to a man of more importance, Richard Rigby, the "blushing
+Rigby" of Junius. He was the son of a linen-draper, who, as factor to the
+South Sea Company, acquired considerable property. This, however, his son,
+who had adopted public life as his pursuit, rapidly squandered in
+electioneering, in pleasure, and the irresistible vice of the time, play.
+Frederic, Prince of Wales, was the first object of all needy politicians,
+and Rigby for a while attached himself to this feeble personage with all
+the zeal of a prospective placeman. But the prince remained too long in
+opposition for the fidelity of courtiership, and Rigby glided over to the
+Duke of Bedford; who unquestionably exhibited himself a steady and zealous
+friend to his new adherent. The duke lent him money to pay his debts; gave
+him the secretaryship for Ireland on his appointment to the viceroyalty;
+gave him a seat in Parliament for Tavistock; was the means of his being
+made a privy counsellor; obtained for him a sinecure of L.4000 a-year; and
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page173 name=page173></A>[pg 173]</SPAN>
+at that period when most men are sincere, on his deathbed, appointed Rigby
+his executor, and cancelled his bond for the sum which he had originally
+lent to him.
+</p>
+<p>
+We know few instances of such steady liberality in public life, and the
+man who gave, and the man who received those munificent tokens of
+confidence, must have had more in them than the world was generally
+inclined to believe. The duke has been shot through and through by the
+pungent shafts of Junius: and Rigby was covered with mire throughout life
+by all the retainers of party. Yet both were evidently capable of strong
+friendship, and thus possessed the redeeming quality most unusual in the
+selfishness and struggles of political existence.
+</p>
+<p>
+Amongst official men, Rigby is recorded as one of the most popular
+personages of his time. One art of official popularity, and that too a
+most unfailing one, he adopted in a remarkable degree&mdash;he kept an
+incomparable table. Sir Robert Walpole, one of the shrewdest of men, had
+long preserved his popularity by the same means. Rigby's paymastership of
+the forces enabled him to support a splendid establishment, and it was his
+custom, after the debates in the House of Commons, to invite the ministers
+and the pleasantest men of the time, to supper at his apartments in
+Whitehall. His wines were exquisite, his cookery was of the most
+<i>recherché</i> order; and by the help of a good temper, a broad laugh,
+natural joviality, and a keen and perfect knowledge of all that was going
+on round him in the world of fashion, he made his parties a delightful
+resource to the wearied minds of the Cabinet.
+</p>
+<p>
+Wraxall, a very pleasant describer of men and manners, thus sketches
+him:&mdash;"In Parliament he was invariably habited in a full-dress suit of
+clothes, commonly of a dark colour, without lace or embroidery, close
+buttoned, with his sword thrust through the pocket. His countenance was
+very expressive, but not of genius; still less did it indicate timidity or
+modesty. All the comforts of the pay-office seemed to be eloquently
+depicted in it; his manner, rough yet frank, admirably set off whatever
+sentiments he uttered in Parliament. Like Jenkinson, he borrowed neither
+from ancient nor modern authors; his eloquence was altogether his own,
+addressed not to the fancy, but to the plain comprehension of his hearers.
+There was a happy audacity about him, which must have been the gift of
+nature&mdash;art could not obtain it by any efforts. He seemed not to fear, nor
+even to respect, the House, whose composition he well knew; and to the
+members of which assembly he never appeared to give credit for any portion
+of virtue, patriotism, or public spirit. Far from concealing those
+sentiments, he insinuated, or even pronounced them, without disguise; and
+from his lips they neither excited surprise, nor even commonly awaked
+reprehension."
+</p>
+<p>
+But this flow of prosperity was to have its ebb. The jovial placeman was
+to feel the uncertainties of office; and on Lord North's resignation in
+1782, and the celebrated Edmund Burke's appointment to the paymastership,
+Rigby found himself suddenly called on for a considerable arrear. It had
+been the custom to allow the paymaster to make use of the balances in his
+hands until they were called for, and this formed an acknowledged and very
+important part of his income. But his expenses left him no resource to
+meet the demand. Whether fortunately or unfortunately, Sir Thomas Rumbold,
+the recalled governor of Madras, had just then returned to England, under
+investigation by the House of Commons for malpractices in his office. It
+was the rumour of the day that Rigby, on the advance of a large sum by
+Rumbold, had undertaken to soften the prosecution against him. Whether
+this were the fact or not, it is certain that the charges soon ceased to
+be pursued, and that Rigby's nephew and heir was soon after married to
+Rumbold's daughter. Rigby, who had never been married, died in 1788, in
+his sixty-seventh year.
+</p>
+<p>
+His letter to Selwyn, in 1745, is characteristic of the man and the time.
+"I am just got home from a cock match, where I have won forty pounds in
+ready money, and not having dined, am waiting till I hear the rattle of
+the coaches from the House of Commons, in order to dine at White's.
+</p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page174 name=page174></A>[pg 174]</SPAN><p>
+"I held my resolution of not going to the Ridotto till past three o'clock,
+when, finding that nobody was willing to sit any longer but Boone, who was
+<i>not able</i>, I took, as I thought, the least of two evils, and so went
+there rather than to bed; but found it so infinitely dull, that I retired
+in half an hour. The next morning I heard that there had been extreme deep
+play, and that Harry Furnese went drunk from White's at six o'clock, and
+won the dear memorable sum of one thousand guineas.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I saw Garrick in <i>Othello</i> that same night, in which, I think, he was
+very unmeaningly dressed, and succeeded in no degree of comparison with
+Quin, except in the second scene, where Iago gives the first suspicions of
+Desdemona."
+</p>
+<p>
+As the letter does not describe Garrick's dress, we can only suppose it to
+have been remarkably absurd, when it could have attracted the censure of
+any one accustomed to the stage in the middle of the last century. Nothing
+could be more ignorant, unsuitable, or unbecoming, that the whole system
+of theatrical costume. Garrick, for example, usually played Macbeth in the
+uniform of an officer of the Guards&mdash;scarlet coat, cocked hat, and
+regulation sword, were the exhibition of the Highland chieftain's wardrobe,
+and the period, too, when the Highland dress was perfectly known to the
+public eye. It must be acknowledged that we owe the reformation of the
+stage, in this important point, to the French. It was commenced by the
+celebrated Clairon, and perfected by the not less celebrated Talma.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I supped that night, <i>tête-à-tête</i>, with Metham, who was d&mdash;&mdash;d angry
+with Hubby Bubby (Doddington) for having asked all the Musquetaires to
+supper but him. He went to sleep at twelve, and I to White's, where <i>I
+staid till six</i>. Yesterday I spent a good part of the day with my Lord
+Coke at a <i>cock match</i>; and went, towards the latter end of Quin's benefit,
+to Mariamne.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The coaches rattle by fast, and George brings me word the House is up,
+and I assure you I am extremely hungry."
+</p>
+<p>
+We now come to the name of a man who attained a considerable celebrity in
+his own time, but has almost dropped into oblivion in ours, Sir Charles
+Hanbury Williams. He was the third son of John Hanbury, Esq., a
+Monmouthshire gentleman, and took the name of Williams on succeeding to
+the property of his grandfather. His mother was aunt to George Selwyn.
+Entering Parliament early in life, he adopted the ministerial side, and
+was a steady adherent to Sir Robert Walpole. He had his reward in
+ministerial honours, being created a Knight of the Bath; and though Sir
+Robert died in 1745, Williams had so far established his court influence,
+that he was successively appointed envoy to Saxony, minister at Berlin,
+and ambassador at St Petersburg. He was a man of great pleasantry, some
+wit, and perpetual verse-making&mdash;the name of poetry is not to be stooped
+to such compositions as his; but their liveliness and locality, their
+application to existing times and persons, and their occasional hits at
+politics and principles, made both them and their author popular. But the
+fashionable language of the day had tendencies which would not now be
+tolerated; and Sir Charles, a fashionable voluptuary, is charged with
+having written what none should wish to revive. After a residence of ten
+years on the Continent, he fell into a state of illness which deranged his
+understanding. From this he recovered, but subsequently relapsed into the
+same unhappy state, and died, it was surmised, by his own hand in 1759.
+His letter details, in his own flighty style, one of the frolics of
+fashion.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The town-talk for some time past has been your child, (a note says
+'apparently the Honourable John Hobart, afterwards Earl of
+Buckinghamshire;') the moment you turned your back he flew out, went to
+Lady Tankerville's drum-major, (a rout,) having unfortunately dined that
+day with Rigby, who plied his head with too many bumpers, and also made
+him a present of some Chinese crackers. Armed in this manner, he entered
+the assembly, and resolving to do something that should make a noise, he
+gave a string of four and twenty
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page175 name=page175></A>[pg 175]</SPAN>
+crackers to Lady Lucy Clinton, and bid
+her put it in the candle, which she very innocently did, to her and the
+whole room's astonishment. But when the first went off she threw the rest
+upon the tea-table, where, one after the other, they all went off, with
+much noise and not a little stench, to the real joy of most of the women
+present, who don't dislike an opportunity of finding fault. Lady Lucy,
+indeed, was plentifully abused, and Mr Hobart had his share; and common
+fame says he has never had a card since. Few women will curtsy to him; and
+I question if he ever will lead any one to their chair again as long as he
+lives. I leave you to judge how deeply he feels this wound. Every body
+says it would never have happened if you had not retired to your studies;
+and you are a little blamed for letting him out alone. He has sunk his
+chairman's wages 5s. a-week upon this accident, and intends to turn them
+off in Passion week, because he then can go nowhere at all. All private
+houses are already shut against him, and at that holy time no public place
+is open."
+</p>
+<p>
+We have then some letters written in a time of great public anxiety, 1745.
+</p>
+<p>
+"All our forces are come from Flanders. The Pretender's second son (Henry
+Stuart, afterwards Cardinal of York) is come to Dunkirk, where it is said
+there are forty transports. The rebels, it is said, are very
+advantageously encamped between two rivers, and are fortifying their camp."
+</p>
+<p>
+Another hurried letter says.
+</p>
+<p>
+"An express arrives to-day, (Dec. 8th,) while his Majesty was at chapel,
+which brought an account of the rebels being close to Derby, and that the
+Duke of Cumberland was at Meredan, four miles beyond Coventry observing
+their motions."
+</p>
+<p>
+Another of the same date, six o'clock at night, says, "The Tower guns
+have not fired to-day. A letter has been received, stating that the rebels
+had retreated towards Ashbourne."
+</p>
+<p>
+Walpole, in a letter to Sir Horace Mann, on the 9th repeats the news, and
+says, "The Highlanders got nine thousand pounds at Derby, and had the
+books brought to them, and obliged everybody to give them what they had
+subscribed against them. They then retreated a few miles, but returned
+again to Derby, got £10,000 more, and plundered the town; they are gone
+again, and got back to Leake in Staffordshire, but miserably harassed;
+they have left all their cannon behind them, and twenty waggons of sick."
+</p>
+<p>
+Nothing can give a stronger example of the changes which may take place in
+a country, than the different state of preparation for an invader,
+exhibited by England in 1745, and in little more than half a century after.
+On the threat of Napoleon's invasion, England exhibited an armed force of
+little less than a million, which would have been quadrupled in case of an
+actual descent. In 1745, the alarm was extravagant, and almost burlesque.
+The Pretender, with but a few thousand men&mdash;brave undoubtedly, but almost
+wholly unprovided for a campaign&mdash;marched into the heart of England, and
+reached within a hundred and thirty miles of the capital. But the
+enterprise was then felt to be wholly beyond his means. A powerful force
+under the Duke of Cumberland was already thrown between him and London.
+What was more ominous still, no man of English rank had joined him, London
+was firm, the Protestant feeling of the nation, though slowly excited, was
+beginning to be roused, by its recollection of the bigotry of James, and
+in England, this feeling will always be ultimately victorious. Even if
+Charles Edward had arrived in London, and seized the throne, he would have
+only had to commence a civil war against the nation. His retreat to the
+north saved England from this great calamity, and probably saved himself,
+and his adherents in both countries, from a more summary fate than that
+which drove his miserable and bigoted father from the throne.
+</p>
+<p>
+One of the chief contributors to this correspondence is George James
+Williams, familiarly styled Gilly Williams; a man of high life, uncle by
+marriage to the minister Lord North, and lucky in the possession of an
+opulent office&mdash;that of receiver-general of the excise. He, with George
+Selwyn and Dick Edgecumbe, who met at Strawberry Hill at certain seasons,
+formed what Walpole termed
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page176 name=page176></A>[pg 176]</SPAN>
+his out-of-town party. Life seems to have
+glided smoothly with him, for he lived till 1785, dying at the ripe age of
+eighty-six.
+</p>
+<p>
+He thus begins:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"Dear George&mdash;I congratulate you on the near approach of Parliament, and
+figure you before a glass at your rehearsals. I must intimate to you not
+to forget to begin closing your periods with a significant stroke of the
+breast, and recommend Mr Barry as a pattern, (the actor.)
+</p>
+<p>
+"You must observe, in letters from the country, every sentence begins with
+being either sorry or glad. Apropos, I am glad to hear B. Bertie (son of
+the Duke of Ancaster) is returned from Scarborough, having laid in such a
+stock of health and spirits by the waters, as to dedicate the rest of his
+days altogether to wine."
+</p>
+<p>
+In another letter he says&mdash;"I had almost forgot to tell you, that I rode
+near ten miles on my way home with the ordinary of Gloucester, and have
+several anecdotes of the late burnings and hangings, which I reserve for
+your own private ear. I do not know whether he was sensible you had a
+partiality for his profession; but he expressed the greatest regard for
+you, and I am sure you may command his services."
+</p>
+<p>
+Gilly writes from Crome, Lord Coventry's seat in Worcestershire&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"Our life here for a while would not displease you, for we eat and drink
+well, and the Earl (Coventry) holds a faro-bank every night to us, which
+we have as yet plundered considerably.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I want to know where to find you, and how long you stay at your
+mansion-house; for it would not be pleasant to ride so far only to see
+squinting Jenny and the gardener at the end of my journey. I suppose we
+shall see you here, where you will find the Countess of Coventry in high
+spirits and in great beauty."
+</p>
+<p>
+We now come to a brief mention of two women, the most remarkable of their
+day for popular admiration, if not for finish and fashion&mdash;the Gunnings,
+afterwards Lady Coventry and the Duchess of Hamilton. They were the
+daughters of an Irish country gentleman, John Gunning, of Castle Coote in
+Ireland. On their first appearance at court in England, the elder was in
+her nineteenth, and the second in her eighteenth year. They appear to have
+excited a most unprecedented sensation in London. Walpole thus writes to
+Sir Horace Mann&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"You, who knew England in other times, will find it difficult to conceive
+what indifference reigns with regard to ministers and their squabbles. The
+two Miss Gunnings are twenty times more the subject of conversation than
+the two brothers (the Pelhams) and Lord Granville. They are two Irish
+girls of no fortune, who are declared the handsomest women alive. I think
+there being two so handsome, and both such perfect figures, is their chief
+excellence, for, singly, I have seen much handsomer women than either.
+However, they can't walk in the Park, or go to Vauxhall, but such crowds
+follow them, that they are generally driven away." And this effect lasted;
+for, two months after, Walpole writes&mdash;"I shall tell you a new story of
+the Gunnings, who make more noise than any of their predecessors since the
+days of Helen. They went the other day to see Hampton Court. As they were
+going into the Beauty room, another company arrived, and the housekeeper
+said&mdash;'This way, ladies, here are the beauties,' the Gunnings flew into a
+passion, and asked her what she meant; they came to see the palace, not to
+be shown as sights themselves."
+</p>
+<p>
+To the astonishment, and perhaps to the envy, of the fashionable world,
+those two unportioned young women made the most splendid matches of the
+season. The Duke of Hamilton fell in love with the younger at a masquerade,
+and made proposals to her. The marriage was to take place within some
+months; but his passion was so vehement, that in two nights after he
+insisted on marrying her at the moment. Walpole tells us that he sent for
+a clergyman, who however refused to marry them without license or ring. At
+this period marriages were frequently performed in a very unceremonious
+and unbecoming manner. From the laxity of the law, they were performed at
+all hours, frequently in private houses, and sometimes even in jails, by
+pretended clergymen. The law, however, was subsequently and properly
+reformed. The duke and
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page177 name=page177></A>[pg 177]</SPAN>
+duchess are said to have been married with a
+curtain-ring, at half-past twelve-at night, at May Fair Chapel. This
+precipitated the marriage of Lord Coventry, a personage of a grave stamp,
+but who had long paid attention to the elder sister Maria. He married her
+about three weeks after. Except that we are accustomed to hear of the
+frenzy which seizes people in the name of fashion, we should scarcely
+believe the effect which those two women, handsome as they were, continued
+to produce. On the Duchess of Hamilton's presentation at Court on her
+marriage, the crowd was immense; and so great was the curiosity, that the
+courtly multitude got on the chairs and tables to look at her. Mobs
+gathered round their doors to see them get into their chairs; people
+crowded early to the theatres when they heard they were to be there. Lady
+Coventry's shoemaker is said to have made a fortune by selling patterns of
+her shoe; and on the duchess's going to Scotland, several hundred people
+walked about all night round the inn where she slept, on the Yorkshire
+road, that they might have a view of her as she went off next morning.
+</p>
+<p>
+Yet they appear to have been strangely neglected in their education;
+good-humoured and good-natured undoubtedly, but little better than hoydens
+after all. Lord Down met Lord and Lady Coventry at Calais, and offered to
+send her ladyship a tent-bed, for fear of bugs at the inn. "Oh dear!" said
+she, "I had rather be bit to death than lie one night from my dear Cov."
+</p>
+<p>
+She is, however, memorable for one <i>étourderie</i>, which amused the world
+greatly. Old George II., conversing with her on the dulness of the season,
+expressed a regret that there had been no masquerades during the year, the
+handsome rustic answered him, that she had seen sights enough, and the
+only one she wanted to see now was&mdash;"a coronation." The king, however,
+had the good sense to laugh, and repeated it good-humouredly to his circle
+at supper.
+</p>
+<p>
+Lady Coventry died a few years after of consumption, at the age of
+twenty-seven. It was said that her death was hastened by the habit of
+using white lead as a paint, the fashionable custom of the time. The Duke
+of Hamilton had died two years before, in 1758, and the duchess became
+subsequently the wife of Colonel John Campbell, afterwards Duke of Argyle.
+The narrative observes the remarkable circumstance, that the untitled
+daughter of an Irish commoner should have been the wife of two dukes and
+the mother of four. By her first husband she was the mother of James,
+seventh duke, and of Douglas, eighth duke, of Hamilton; and by her second
+husband, of William, sixth duke, and of Henry, seventh duke, of Argyle.
+The duchess, though at the time of Lady Coventry's illness supposed to be
+in a consumption, survived for thirty years, dying in 1790.
+</p>
+<p>
+Mason the poet commemorated Lady Coventry's death in a long elegy, which
+had some repute in those days, when even Hayley was called a poet. They
+are dawdling and dulcified to a deplorable degree.
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Yes, Coventry is dead; attend the strain,</p>
+<p> Daughters of Albion, ye that, light as air,</p>
+<p> So oft have trips in her fantastic train,</p>
+<p> With hearts as gay, and faces half as fair;</p>
+<p> For she was fair beyond your highest bloom;</p>
+<p> This envy owns, since now her bloom is fled.</p>
+<p> &amp;c. &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+We have then a sketch of a man of considerable celebrity in his day, Lord
+Sandwich. Educated at Eton and Cambridge; on leaving college, he made the
+then unusual exertion of a voyage round the Mediterranean, of which a
+volume was published by his chaplain on his return. Shortly after, taking
+his seat in the House of Lords, he came into ministerial employment as a
+Lord of the Admiralty. In 1746, he was appointed minister to the States
+General. And from that period, for nearly thirty years, he was employed in
+high public offices; was twice an ambassador, three times first Lord of
+the Admiralty, and twice Secretary of State. Lord Sandwich's personal
+character was at least accused of so much profligacy, that, if the charges
+be true, we cannot comprehend how he was suffered to retain employments of
+such importance for so many years. Wilkes,
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page178 name=page178></A>[pg 178]</SPAN>
+who had known him intimately,
+describes him, in his letters to the electors of Aylesbury, as "the most
+abandoned man of the age." He is even said not to have been a man of
+business; yet the Admiralty was a place which can scarcely be managed by
+an idler, and the Secretaryship of State, in this country, can never be a
+sinecure. He had certainly one quality which is remarkable for
+conciliation, and without which no minister, let his talents be what they
+may, has ever been personally popular; he was a man of great affability,
+and of shrewd wit. The latter was exhibited, in peculiarly cutting style,
+to Mr Eden, afterwards Lord Auckland. Eden, sagacious in his generation,
+had suddenly ratted to Pitt, adding, however, the monstrous absurdity of
+sending a circular to his colleagues by way of justification. Obviously,
+nothing could be more silly than an attempt of this order, which could
+only add their contempt for his understanding to their contempt for his
+conduct. Lord Sandwich's answer was in the most cutting spirit of scorn:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"Sir,&mdash;Your letter is now before me, and in a few minutes will be <i>behind
+me</i>."
+</p>
+<p>
+An unhappy circumstance brought Lord Sandwich with painful prominence
+before the world. A Miss Ray, a person of some attraction, had
+unfortunately lived under his protection for several years. It happened,
+however, that a young officer on the recruiting service, who had dined
+once or twice at Lord Sandwich's house in the country, thought proper to
+pay her some marked attentions, which, after allowing them, as it appears,
+to proceed to some extent, she suddenly declined. On this the officer,
+whose name was Hackman, and who was evidently of a fantastic and violent
+temperament, rushed from England in a state of desperation, flew over to
+Ireland, threw up his commission, and took orders in the church. But
+instead of adopting the quietude which would have been suitable for his
+new profession, the clerical robes seem to have made him more intractable
+than the military uniform. After some months of rambling and romance in
+Ireland, he rushed over to England again, resolving to conquer or die at
+her feet; but the lady still rejected him, and, being alarmed at his
+violence, threatened to appeal to Lord Sandwich. There are many
+circumstances in the conduct of this unfortunate man, amounting to that
+perversion of common sense which, in our times, is fashionably and
+foolishly almost sanctioned as monomania. But nothing can be clearer than
+the fact, that the most unjustifiable, dangerous, and criminal passion,
+may be pampered, until it obtains possession of the whole mind, and leads
+to the perpetration of the most atrocious offences against society. The
+modern absurdity is, to look, in the violence of the passion for the
+excuse of the crime; instead of punishing the crime for the violence of
+the passion. We might as well say, that the violences of a drunkard were
+more innocent the more furiously he was intoxicated; the whole being a
+direct encouragement to excessive guilt. The popular feeling of justice in
+the last century, however, was different; robbers and murderers were put
+to death as they deserved, and society was relieved without burlesquing
+the common understandings of man. Mr Hackman was a murderer, however he
+might be a monomaniac, and he was eventually hanged as he deserved. The
+trial, which took place in April 1779, excited the most extraordinary
+public curiosity. By the statement of the witnesses, it appeared that a Mr
+Macnamara, being in the lobby of Covent Garden Theatre when the audience
+were coming away, and seeing Miss Ray making her way with some difficulty
+through the crowd to her carriage, he went forward with Irish gallantry to
+offer her his arm, which she accepted; and as they reached the door of the
+carriage, a pistol was fired close to them, when Miss Ray clapped her hand
+to her forehead and fell, when instantly another pistol-report followed.
+He thought that she had fainted away through fright; but when he raised
+her up, he found that she was wounded, and assisted the people in carrying
+her into the Shakspeare Tavern; and on Hackman's being seized, and being
+asked what could possess him to be guilty of such a deed, his only answer
+was to give his name, and say, "It is not a proper
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page179 name=page179></A>[pg 179]</SPAN>
+place to ask such
+questions." It appeared in evidence, that Hackman had been waiting some
+time for Miss Ray's coming out of the theatre; that he followed her to the
+carriage door, and pulling out two pistols, fired one at the unfortunate
+woman, the ball of which went through her brain, and the other at himself,
+crying out as he fell, "Kill me&mdash;kill me!"
+</p>
+<p>
+Of course, after evidence like this, there could be no defence, and none
+as attempted. Hackman evidently wished to have died by his own hand; but
+having failed there, his purpose was to perish by the law, and plead
+guilty. However, on being brought to trial, he said that he now pleaded
+not guilty, that he might avoid the appearance of contemning death&mdash;an
+appearance not suitable to his present condition; that, on second thoughts,
+he had considered the plea of guilty as rendering him accessory to a
+second peril of his life; and that he thought that he could pay his debt
+more effectually to the justice of the country by suffering his offences
+to be proved by evidence, and submitting to the forms of a regular trial.
+This, though it was penitence too late, was at least decorous language.
+His whole conduct on the trial showed that, intemperate as his passions
+were, he possessed abilities and feelings worthy of a wiser career, and a
+less unhappy termination. Part of his speech was even affecting.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I stand here this day," he said, "the most wretched of human beings, and
+confess myself criminal in a high degree; yet while I acknowledge, with
+shame and repentance, that my determination against my own life was formal
+and complete, I protest, with that regard which becomes my situation, that
+the will to destroy her who was ever dearer to me than life, was never
+mine till a momentary frenzy overpowered me, and induced me to commit the
+deed I deplore. Before this dreadful act, I trust, nothing will be found
+in the tenor of my life which the common charity of mankind will not
+excuse. I have no wish to avoid the punishment which the laws of my
+country appoint for my crime; but being already too unhappy to feel a
+punishment in death, or a satisfaction in life, I submit myself with
+penitence and patience to the disposal and judgment of Almighty God, and
+to the consequences of this enquiry into my conduct and intentions."
+</p>
+<p>
+After a few minutes' consultation, the jury returned a verdict of guilty,
+and he was executed two days after. It is surprising how strong an
+interest was felt on this subject by persons of every condition; by the
+populace, who loved excitement from whatever quarter it may come; by the
+middle order, to whom the romance of the early part of the transaction and
+the melancholy catastrophe were subjects of natural impression; and by the
+nobility, to whom the character of Miss Ray and the habits of Lord
+Sandwich were equally known.
+</p>
+<p>
+The Earl of Carlisle thus writes to Selwyn, beginning with a sort of
+customary allusion to Selwyn's extraordinary fondness for those displays:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"Hackman, Miss Ray's murderer, is hanged. I attended his execution in
+order to give <i>you</i> an account of his behaviour, and from no curiosity of
+my own. I am this moment returned from it. Every one enquired after you.
+<i>You have friends</i> every where. The poor man behaved with great fortitude;
+no appearances of fear were to be perceived, but very evident signs of
+contrition and repentance."
+</p>
+<p>
+A novel, of some pathos and considerable popularity, was founded on this
+unhappy transaction, and "The Letters of Mr Hackman and Miss Ray" long
+flourished in the circulating libraries. But the groundwork was vulgar,
+mean, and vicious, after all; and, divested of that colouring which
+imagination may throw on any event, was degrading and criminal in all its
+circumstances. The shame of the wretched woman herself, living in a state
+of open criminality from year to year; the grossness of Hackman in his
+proposal to make this abandoned woman his wife; the strong probability
+that his object might have been the not uncommon, though infinitely vile
+one, of obtaining Lord Sandwich's patronage, by relieving him of a
+connexion of which that notorious profligate, after nine years, might be
+weary&mdash;all characterise the earlier portion of their intercourse as
+destitute of all pretence to honourable feelings. The
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page180 name=page180></A>[pg 180]</SPAN>
+catastrophe is
+merely the work of an assassin. If there may be some slight allowance for
+overwhelming passion, for suddenly excited jealousy, or for remediless
+despair, yet those impulses act only to the extent of inflicting injury on
+ourselves. No love ever seeks the death of its object. It is then mere
+ruffianism, brute cruelty, savage fury; and even this becomes more the act
+of a ruffian, when the determination to destroy is formed in cold blood.
+Hackman carried two loaded pistols with him to the theatre. What other man
+carried loaded pistols there? and what could be his purpose but the one
+which he effected, to fire them both, one at the wretched woman, and the
+other at himself? The clear case is, that he was neither more nor less
+than a furious villain, resolved to have the life of a profligate
+milliner's apprentice, who preferred Lord Sandwich's house and carriage,
+to Mr Hackman's hovel and going on foot. We shall find that all similar
+acts originate in similar motives&mdash;lucre, licentiousness, and rage&mdash;the
+three stimulants of the highwayman, the debauchee, and the ruffian; with
+only the distinction, that, in the case of those who murder when they
+cannot possess, the three criminalities are combined.
+</p>
+<p>
+Even with the execution of the criminal, the excitement did not cease. The
+papers of the day tell us, that when the body was conveyed to the
+surgeon's hall, so great a crowd was assembled, and the efforts to obtain
+entrance were so violent, that caps, gowns, wigs, were torn and cast away
+in all directions. Old and young, men, women, and children, were trampled
+in the multitude. In the afternoon, the crowd diminished, and several
+persons of the better order made their way in, but with not a less
+vexatious result; for, on reaching the staircase leading to the theatre,
+they found themselves saluted with a shower from some engine worked under
+the staircase. This was rather a rough mode of tranquillizing public
+excitement, but seems to have been effectual. It was probably a trick of
+some of the young surgeons, and excited great indignation at the time.
+Hackman was but four-and-twenty, and rather a striking figure.
+</p>
+<p>
+The letters to which we have alluded, entitled "Love and Madness,"
+attracted attention in higher quarters, and even perplexed the
+fastidiousness of Walpole himself. In one of his letters of March 1780, he
+thus writes:&mdash;"Yesterday was published an octavo, pretending to contain
+the correspondence of Hackman and Miss Ray. I doubt whether the letters
+are genuine, and yet, if fictitious, they are executed well, and enter
+into his character. This appears less natural, and yet the editors were
+certainly more likely to be in possession of hers than his. It is not
+probable that Lord Sandwich should have sent what he found in her
+apartments to the press; no account is pretended to be given of how they
+came to light."
+</p>
+<p>
+After having thus puzzled the dilettanti, it transpired that it was
+written by Sir Herbert Croft, Bart.
+</p>
+<p>
+Another singular character, who, in connexion with one still more singular,
+remarkably occupied the ear and tongue of the <i>beau monde</i> of his day, is
+introduced in these volumes. This was Augustus John, Earl of Bristol,
+third son of John, Lord Hervey, by the beautiful Mary Lepel. He entered
+the sea service at an early age, and prospered as the sons of men of rank
+prospered in those days, being made a post-captain in 1747, when he was
+but three and twenty years old. Promotion was heaped upon him, and he was
+rapidly advanced to the rank of vice-admiral and colonel of marines. He
+was, however, said to be a brave and skilful officer. More good fortune
+was in store for him; he was placed in the king's household, was a member
+of Parliament, was appointed one of the Lords of the Admiralty, and
+finally rounded the circle of his honours by succeeding to the earldom of
+Bristol. The history of his wife is a continued adventure. Miss Chudleigh,
+maid of honour to the Princess of Wales, had, immediately on her
+appearance at court, become the observed of all observers. She was
+regarded as one of the most beautiful women of her time, was remarkably
+quick and witty in her conversation, of a most capricious temper and a
+most fantastic imagination&mdash;all qualities which naturally rendered her a
+topic in every
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page181 name=page181></A>[pg 181]</SPAN>
+circle of the country. The circumstances of her marriage
+rendered her if possible, still more a topic. On a visit at the house of a
+relation, she met Lord Bristol, then but a lieutenant in the navy, and
+plain Mr Hervey, and disregarding all the formalities of high life, they
+were privately married at Lainston, in Northamptonshire. They were,
+however, separated the very next day, the lady declaring her determination
+never to see her husband's face again. This, of course, produced an ample
+fund of conversation of every kind; but the lady returned to court, and
+the gentleman returned to his ship, and went to sea. However, they met
+again, and the result was, she became a mother. From her determination to
+keep her marriage secret, she retired for her accouchement to a secluded
+spot in Chelsea, where her child was born, and where it soon after died.
+</p>
+<p>
+It may easily be supposed, that the sudden disappearance of so conspicuous
+a person from the most conspicuous society, must have given rise to
+rumours and ridicule of every kind. She returned to court nevertheless,
+and constantly denying her marriage, fought it out with the effrontery
+which is so easily forgiven, in fashionable life, to youth, wit, and
+beauty.
+</p>
+<p>
+Yet she could not quite escape the flying shafts of wit herself. One day
+after her return, meeting the memorable Lord Chesterfield&mdash;"Think, my
+lord," said she, with an air of indignation, "to what lengths the
+scandalous chronicle will go, when it absolutely says that I have had
+twins." "My dear," said Lord Chesterfield, "I make it a rule never to
+believe above half what the world says."
+</p>
+<p>
+She now received the attentions of many suitors, extraordinary as the
+circumstance may be, when the mystery of her own conduct and the surmises
+of the public are considered; and, to make assurance doubly sure, she
+determined to extinguish all proof of her hasty marriage. Ascertaining
+that the clergyman who had married her was dead, she went to Lainston
+church, and contrived to carry away the entry of her marriage from the
+register. Some time after this, Miss Chudleigh (for she never would take
+her husband's name) married the Duke of Kingston. It was strongly asserted,
+though the circumstance is so dishonourable that it can scarcely be
+believed, that the silence of the real husband was purchased by the
+advance of a large sum of money from the pretended one. The marriage
+remained undisturbed until the death of the duke. She then came into
+possession of his very large disposable property, and traveled in great
+pomp to Rome; but the duke's nephew and heir, having his suspicious of the
+fact excited, commenced proceedings against the duchess for bigamy. She
+was tried before her peers in Westminster hall, and found guilty of the
+offence, in April 1776; but by claiming the privilege of peerage, she was
+discharged on payment of the usual fees.
+</p>
+<p>
+It is scarcely possible to believe that a man of the rank and profession
+of Lord Bristol, could have been base enough to connive at his wife's
+marriage with the Duke of Kingston. But there can be no question, that in
+the prevalent opinion of the time, he had even taken a large sum of money
+for the purpose. In one of Walpole's letters, subsequently to the trial,
+he says, "if the Pope expects his duchess back, he must create her one,
+for her peers have reduced her to a countess. Her folly and her obstinacy
+here appear in the full vigour, at least her faith in the ecclesiastical
+court, trusting to the infallibility of which she provoked this trial in
+the face of every sort of detection. The living witness of the first
+marriage, a register of it fabricated long after by herself, the widow of
+the clergyman who married her, many confidants to whom she had entrusted
+the secret, and even Hawkins, the surgeon, privy to the birth of the child,
+appeared against her. The Lords were tender, and would not probe the
+earl's collusion; but the ecclesiastical court, who so readily accepted
+their juggle, and sanctified the second match, were brought to shame&mdash;they
+care not if no reformation follows. The duchess, who could produce nothing
+else in her favour, tried the powers of oratory, and made a long oration,
+in which she cited the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page182 name=page182></A>[pg 182]</SPAN>
+protection of her late mistress, the Princess of
+Wales. Her counsel would have curtailed this harangue; but she told them
+they might be good lawyers, but did not understand speaking to the
+passions. She concluded her rhetoric with a fit, and retired with rage
+when convicted of the bigamy."
+</p>
+<p>
+The charge to which Walpole alludes, was, that the earl had given her a
+bond for L.30,000 not to molest her; but as there was no proof, this gross
+charge certainly has no right to be implicitly received. Still it is
+unaccountable why he should have suffered her to have married the Duke of
+Kingston without any known remonstrance, and why he should have allowed
+her to retain the title of the duke's widow until the rightful heir
+instituted the proceedings. The earl died in 1779, within three years from
+the trial.
+</p>
+<p>
+Among the characters which pass through this magic-lantern, is Topham
+Beauclerk, so frequently mentioned, and mentioned with praise, in
+Boswell's <i>Johnson</i>. He seems to have been a man of great elegance of
+manner, and peculiarity of that happy talent of conversation whose wit
+seems to be spontaneous, and whose anecdotes, however <i>recherché</i>, seem to
+flow from the subject. "Every thing," remarked Johnson, "comes from
+Beauclerk so easily, that it appears to me that I labour when I say a good
+thing."
+</p>
+<p>
+Beauclerk was the only son of Lord Sydney Beauclerk, a son of Charles,
+first Duke of St Albans. He was educated at Trinity College, Oxford, and,
+from the moment of his entering fashionable life, was remarked for the
+elegance of manner, and the liveliness of conversation, which continued to
+be his distinctions to the close of his career. Unfortunately, the fashion
+of the time not only allowed, but seems to have almost required, an
+irregularity of life which would tarnish the character of any man in our
+more decorous day. His unfortunate intercourse with Viscountess
+Bolingbroke, better known by her subsequent name of Lady Diana Beauclerk,
+produced a divorce, and in two days after a marriage. She was the eldest
+daughter of Charles, the second Duke of Marlborough, and was in early life
+as distinguished for her beauty, as in later years she was for her wit.
+</p>
+<p>
+Johnson in his old age became acquainted with Topham Beauclerk, through
+their common friend, Langton, and even the sage and moralist acknowledged
+the captivation of his manners. "What a coalition!" said Garrick, when he
+heard of their acquaintance, "I shall have my old friend to bail out of
+the roundhouse." But whatever might be the elegance of his companion's
+laxity, Johnson did not hesitate to rebuke him. Beauclerk, like wits in
+general, had a propensity to satire, on which Johnson once took him to
+task in this rough style&mdash;"You never open your mouth but with the
+intention to give pain; and you have now given me pain, not from the power
+of what you have said, but from my seeing the intention." At another tine,
+applying to him that line of Pope's, slightly altered, he said&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> 'Thy love of folly, and thy scorn of fools;'</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+everything you do shows the one, and every thing you say the other."
+</p>
+<p>
+Another rather less intelligible rebuke occurred in his saying, "Thy body
+is all vice and thy mind all virtue." As the actions of the body proceed
+from the mind, it is difficult to conceive how the one can be impure
+without the other. At least Beauclerk did not appear to relish the
+distinction, and he was angry at the phrase. However, Johnson's attempt to
+appease him was a curious specimen of his magniloquence. "Nay, sir,
+Alexander the Great, marching in triumph into Babylon, could not have
+desired to have had more said to him."
+</p>
+<p>
+Topham Beauclerk had two daughters by Lady Diana, one of whom became Lady
+Pembroke. He died at his house in Great Russell Street, then a place of
+fashion, in 1780, in his 41st year.
+</p>
+<p>
+Selwyn's seat, Matson, in Gloucestershire, received some pretty historical
+reminiscences. One of Walpole's letters to Bentley, thus speaks of a visit
+to his friend's villa in the autumn of 1753.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I staid two days at George Selwyn's house, which lies on Robin Hood's
+hill. It is lofty enough for an
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page183 name=page183></A>[pg 183]</SPAN>
+Alp, yet is a mountain of turf to the very
+top, has woods scattered all over it, springs that long to be cascades in
+twenty places; and from the summits it beats even Sir George Littleton's
+views, by having the city of Gloucester at its foot, and the Severn
+widening to the horizon. The house is small but neat; King Charles (the
+First,) lay here at the siege, and the Duke of York, with typical fury,
+hacked and hewed the windows of his chamber, as a memorandum of his being
+there. The fact however being, that both the princes, Charles and James,
+who were then mere boys, remained at Matson&mdash;a circumstance frequently
+mentioned to Selwyn's grandfather by James II., observing:&mdash;'My brother
+and I were generally shut up in a chamber on the second floor during the
+day, where you will find that we have left the marks of our confinement
+inscribed with our knives on the ledges of all the windows."'
+</p>
+<p>
+The house must have been quite a treasure to Walpole, for he found in it a
+good picture of the famous Earl of Leicester, which he had given to Sir
+Francis Walsingham; and what makes it very curious, Walpole observes his
+age is marked on it fifty-four, in 1752. "I had never been able to
+discover before in what year he was born, and here is the very flower-pot
+and counterfeit association for which Bishop Sprat was taken up, and the
+Duke of Marlborough sent to the Tower."
+</p>
+<p>
+It is, however, by no means clear, that this was a "counterfeit
+association," though Walpole abandons his usual scepticism on all
+disputable points with such facility. The "association" was a plot to
+bring back that miserable blockhead and bigot, James II., said to be
+signed by Marlborough, the Bishop of Rochester, Lords Salisbury, Cornberry,
+and Sir Basil Firebrace. On the information of one Young, the draft of the
+plot was found in a flower-pot in the Bishop's house at Bromley. But
+fortunately the days of royal terror had passed by. The crown was strong
+enough to treat conspiracy with contempt, and the affair was suffered to
+fall into oblivion. Yet it is now so notorious that many of the highest
+persons in the state were tampering with the exiled family, that the plot
+is rendered sufficiently probable. There seems to have been some political
+infatuation connected with the name of the Stuarts. Though, excepting the
+bravery of Charles I. and the pleasantry of Charles II., they all were
+evidently the dullest, most mulish, and most repulsive of mankind; yet
+many brave men periled their lives to restore them, and many men of great
+distinction hazarded their safety to correspond with them. The "Stuart
+Correspondence" was less a breach of loyalty than a libel on the national
+understanding.
+</p>
+<p>
+On the whole, these volumes are interesting, in many parts&mdash;very much so.
+The editor has evidently done his best to illustrate and explain. But can
+he not discover any remnant of the letters of Selwyn himself? he might
+then remove the objection to his title, and please all readers together.
+</p>
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page184 name=page184></A>[pg 184]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s4" id="bw340s4"></a><h2>NEWS FROM AN EXILED CONTRIBUTOR.</h2>
+
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>
+ MELBOURNE, PORT PHILIP,
+ NEW SOUTH WALES, <i>July</i> 1, 1843.
+</p>
+<p>
+ BELOVED AND REV. CHRISTOPHER,
+</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+You have been pleased many times, in very decided terms, to express your
+ever-to-be-respected conviction that I should eventually come to something;
+haply to the woolsack&mdash;possibly to the gallows; from which prophetic
+sentiment, I have naturally inferred that my genius was rare, and that
+your eagle eye had discovered it.
+</p>
+<p>
+Before my letter reaches your generous shores, twelve months will have
+elapsed, most reverend Christopher, since we parted in the Hibernian city.
+Then we were as near to one another as firmly grasped hands could render
+us; now sixteen thousand miles effectually divide us; and whilst I sit
+silently wishing you ages of health and mortal happiness, the mercury of
+my thermometer stands lazily at freezing point, whereas your own sprightly
+quicksilver rushes up to 92. All things tell me of our separation. We
+sailed, as you will find by referring to your pocket-book&mdash;for you made a
+memorandum at the time&mdash;on the 14th day of November last from Cork;
+sighted Madeira&mdash;about thirty miles abreast&mdash;in eight days, and out of
+sight of it on the 22d. A fine fair wind was sent to us, and we crossed
+the Line, all well, on the 14th of December; then steering pretty far to
+westward, we luckily caught the trade-wind, and rounded the Cape in a good
+gale on the 15th of January. And here it came on to blow right earnestly;
+but we kept the gale for about eight days on our larboard quarter, and we
+scudded on our course at a fearful rate. Our mizen mast was carried
+away&mdash;both our mainsails split&mdash;and we smashed a few spars, and lost some
+running gear; nothing more serious happened, save the loss of as fine a
+young fellow as ever trode shoe-leather&mdash;a seaman. He was caught sharply
+by one of the ropes that gave way, and it carried him overboard like a
+feather. We saw him drop&mdash;the sea was running mountains high&mdash;we could
+render him no assistance; and he perished under our very eyes. The wind,
+fortunately for us, continued on either quarter of our ship; and it is a
+remarkable fact, and deserving of notice, that, during the whole of our
+voyage, we had occasion only <i>to put the ship about</i> TWICE. We cast anchor
+in Hobson's Bay, Port Philip on the morning of the 21st of February,
+having made our voyage in the short space of ninety-nine days, and the
+land within a quarter of an hour of the captain's reckoning. The events of
+the passage may be given <i>paucis verbis</i>. We had nine <i>accouchements</i> in
+the steerage amongst the emigrants, some of them premature from violent
+sea-sickness, and seven deaths&mdash;all children.
+</p>
+<p>
+Our deaths, as I have said, were confined to the children. The adults kept
+free from fever; an astonishing fact, when the confinement and closeness of
+a steerage birth is taken into account. The voyage was agreeable. We were
+good friends in the cabin. The captain, a prudent, temperate man, took his
+three glasses of grog per diem, and no more; the first at noon, the second
+at dinner, the third and last at <i>"turn-in</i>." Your obedient servant, ever
+mindful of your strict injunctions, and of your eloquent discourse on
+sobriety and self-denial, and believing that he could not do better than
+regulate his watch according to the captain's chronometer, followed
+precisely the same rule. We maintained a glorious state of health after
+the first week; and if all future voyagers would do the same, let them
+neither eat nor drink aboard ship to the full extent of their appetites.
+This is simple advice, but I reckon it the first great secret which my
+nomadic experience enables me to put down for the benefit of my
+fellow-creatures; especially on board of a ship, <i>leave off with an
+appetite.</i> We passed our time&mdash;not having the fear of the Ancient Mariner
+before our eyes&mdash;in shooting albatrosses, Cape pigeons, and the like; in
+picking up a porpoise, a bonnitta, or a dolphin. Books, backgammon, and
+whist, filled
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page185 name=page185></A>[pg 185]</SPAN>
+up the measure of the day. <i>Mem</i>.&mdash;had we been favoured with
+less wind, we should have got more porpoises. We speared
+many&mdash;<i>first-raters</i>; but the speed at which we cut along, prevented our
+securing them.
+</p>
+<p>
+But we have cast anchor. The harbour of Hobson's Bay is a splendid inlet
+of the sea. The bay is very narrow at the entrance, but the moment you get
+past the Heads, it extends to a breadth of eight or ten miles, and to a
+length of twenty-two miles, from the mouth to the anchoring place. The
+land around the bay is flat and sandy, and covered with wood almost to the
+water's edge. The tree there resembles our common mountain fir: it is
+exactly like it in the bark; but it is called by the settlers, <i>the
+she-oak</i>. I reckon it to be the beef-tree, for it has its appearance when
+cut up, is hard, and takes a beautiful polish. Inland, this wood grows to
+a considerable height and thickness; but the principal part of the
+interior is thickly covered with the various species of the gum and
+peppermint trees, many of them of a singularly large growth: but more of
+the interior anon. Immediately opposite to the anchorage ground, there is
+a pretty little town called <i>Williamstown</i>, in which the water-police
+magistrate, an old seafaring gentleman, Captain &mdash;&mdash;, has his residence.
+The gallant captain has enough to do with the jolly tars, who invariably
+attempt to cut and run as soon as they have got here. A sailor
+misconducting himself on the voyage, has at least two months' reflection
+in the jail of Williamstown, commencing immediately upon his arrival. The
+news of this prison establishment will probably reach England before my
+letter. Should it be spoken of in your presence, say that it has been
+found absolutely necessary for the protection of shipmasters, and that an
+act was passed accordingly for its erection. <i>Gordon law</i>, so called after
+the first magistrate, is proverbial, and very summary. Every fellow found
+drunk gets two hours in the stocks, and he becomes sober there much sooner
+than if he had been simply fined five shillings.
+</p>
+<p>
+The town of Melbourne is beautifully situated on the face of a hill, in
+the hollow of which runs the noble river called the <i>Yarra-Yarra</i>, words
+which signify in the native language, <i>"flowing constantly."</i> It is
+distinguished by its title from the large majority of rivers, which are
+nearly <i>still</i>, and which, after extending only for a mile or two, form at
+length a species of swamp. Such rivers are generally styled <i>lagoons</i>. The
+<i>Yarra-Yarra</i> is navigable up to the town of Melbourne for ships of a
+large size&mdash;say 400 tons; but the seven miles of distance being circuitous,
+and the banks of sand at the mouth of the river occasionally shifting, the
+larger class of ships generally remain at the anchorage ground in the bay,
+and discharge by common lighters. At the present moment, from twenty to
+thirty very large ships are riding in the bay. A pretty little steamer
+plies three times a-day between the towns of Melbourne and
+Williamstown&mdash;price five shillings, up and down. Another steamer, "The Sea
+Horse," plies between Melbourne and Sydney once a fortnight; the passage
+is made in three days, and the fares £12 for cabin, £6 for steerage. The
+communication is a vast accommodation to this district. The steamer is in
+private hands, and did not answer at first; she now carries the mail, and
+promises to turn out a profitable <i>spec</i>. The coast is very dangerous, and
+at <i>every</i> season of the year liable to very violent gales. Even in the
+bay the squalls are sudden, violent, and dangerous, and many lives are
+lost for want of proper precaution and care, on board of small boats. Only
+yesterday, my friend, Mr G&mdash;&mdash;, and three men, were out in a pleasure boat;
+in five minutes they were swept off to leeward, the boat was upset, and
+they were all drowned.
+</p>
+<p>
+Melbourne is perhaps the most surprising place in her Majesty's dominions.
+Nothing, in the history of colonization, approaches her as regards the
+rapidity of advancement and extent. Six years ago there were not twenty
+British subjects on the spot, and at the present hour, Melbourne and its
+suburbs boast of a population of ten thousand souls. There are already
+built four splendid edifices for public worship&mdash;Episcopalians,
+Presbyterians, Wesleyans, and
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page186 name=page186></A>[pg 186]</SPAN>
+Independents, are provided for&mdash;and there is
+in addition a very large Roman Catholic chapel in the course of erection.
+There are three banks all doing excellently well&mdash;"The Australasian," "The
+Union Bank of Australia," and "Port Philip's Bank"&mdash;and there is yet a
+good field for another, under prudent management. The rate of discount is
+£10 per cent; and the interest given on deposit accounts £7 per cent. The
+common rate of interest, given with good mortgage security, is £20 per
+cent; and in some instances, where a little risk is taken, £25 and £30.
+Bills past due at the bank, are charged £12 per cent. A court of law (by
+act of Council) allows £8 per cent on all bills sued upon, with a
+discretionary power of extending the rate to £12 per cent, to cover any
+damage or loss sustained. There are two Club houses, a Royal Exchange, and
+some very large buildings for stores. A spacious new jail is building in a
+most commodious situation, and a public court house will soon follow; the
+one existing being but small and temporary. The new customhouse, which has
+been completed since my arrival is a fine building, and forms one side of
+the Market Square. In front of this, and about four hundred yards distant,
+stands the wharf. Melbourne rejoices likewise in its theatre, or, as it is
+called, "<i>pavilion</i>," which place of amusement, however, the governor does
+not think proper to license. His refusal is, I believe, very properly
+founded upon the questionable condition of the morals of the great body of
+the population. Two hours at the police-office any morning, afford a
+stranger a tolerably clear insight into this subject generally, and
+acquaint him particularly with the over-night deportment of the
+Melbournese. The police magistrate holds any thing but a sinecure. We have
+three newspapers in Melbourne, namely, <i>The Patriot</i>, <i>The Herald</i>, and
+<i>Gazette</i>, each published twice a-week; the first on Monday and Thursday,
+the second on Tuesday and Friday, the third on Wednesday and Saturday; so
+that we have a newspaper every day. The advertisements are numerous and
+varied in matter. I have heard upon good authority that the proprietor of
+any one of these journals draws at least £4000 to £5000 per annum from the
+profits of them. It is not difficult to account for these enormous gains.
+Every thing here is sold by auction, and the advertisements are in
+consequence more numerous than they would otherwise be. An auctioneer
+alone, in good business, will pay each of the papers about £1000 per annum
+for printing and advertising his numerous sales. We have a supreme court
+with a suitable establishment of officers. John Walpole Willis, Esq., was
+resident judge. He is now amongst you, for, by the slip which carries this
+letter, he starts for England, circumstances having occurred that render
+it necessary for him to vindicate in person a character which requires no
+vindication. The people of Melbourne part with the upright and learned
+judge with infinite regret, softened only by the certain hope they
+entertain of his immediate return. The resident judge holds civil courts
+as in England during the several terms, and criminal courts of general
+jail-delivery every month. The pleadings are conducted by barristers at
+law, who have been duly admitted in England, Ireland, Scotland, or Isle of
+Man. The agents or attorneys and solicitors are those duly admitted at
+Sydney, at courts of Westminster in England, High Courts in Ireland, and
+<i>writers to her Majesty's Signet in Scotland</i>. Others who may have served
+a regular apprenticeship of not less than five years to any such agent,
+after undergoing a necessary examination, are likewise suffered to
+practise as attorneys. The supreme court has been established about twelve
+months. Before that time all suits were carried on in Sydney. Conveyances
+of land may be prepared by any one, and, before professional men appeared
+amongst the settlers, there were some rare specimens of deeds in this
+branch of English law. Now they are of course better&mdash;and those to which I
+have adverted have fortunately paved the way for endless litigation. We
+have a sprinkling of military and mounted police; two very large steam
+mills for grinding flour and sawing timber; and in a word, all the
+concomitants of a large and flourishing
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page187 name=page187></A>[pg 187]</SPAN>
+city. I should, however, except
+the public streets. These are still unpaved, and consequently in wet
+weather, in some places, impassable, and in dry weather insufferably dusty.
+I have spoken of the sudden squalls which arise often in the Bay. Whilst
+one of these prevails, clouds of dust are carried from the streets so
+dense that you cannot see half a yard before you. If you are exposed to
+the whirlwind, and chance to wear clothes of a dark colour, you issue from
+it with the appearance of a man who has been confined in a mill for a week.
+A house of furniture well cleaned in the morning, looks at dinner-time as
+if it had been coated with dirt for a twelvemonth. Should there be a
+sudden mortality among the ladies of Port Philip, it will undoubtedly be
+occasioned by this warfare with the dirt, which is carried forward day
+after day without any prospect of retreat on either side.
+</p>
+<p>
+Having read thus far, you will very likely tap the floor impatiently with
+your foot, and say&mdash;if you have not said it already&mdash;"Well, but what is
+the fellow about himself?" Patience, gentle Christopher. I will tell you
+now. Upon my arrival with a pocket, as you are aware, not very
+inconveniently laden, I kept of course "my eye ahead" for any thing
+suitable in the farming way; sheep-stock or cattle. But it would not do.
+<i>Capital</i> was required to get a sheep-station, and employment as an
+overseer, in consequence of the depression that existed in the markets
+<i>for all kinds of stock</i>, altogether hopeless. No man is idle here longer
+than he can help it, unless he have the wherewithal to look to; and there
+are fifty modes of gaining bread here, if a man will turn to them? What
+could a briefless barrister do better than throw himself upon the law? I
+smelled out the attorneys to begin with. The first with whom I came in
+contact was one Mr &mdash;&mdash;, from a northern county in England. He had been
+here only three years, and was already rattling about in his carriage. He
+arrived without a shoe to his foot, or a sixpence in his pocket. Another
+was my old and respected friend Mr &mdash;&mdash;, writer to the signet, of
+Edinburgh, who had been here about eighteen months, was living like a
+gentleman, and on the point of entering a fine new dwelling-house, which
+he had himself erected out of his own honourable gains. Upon him I waited,
+and from his kindness I obtained all the information I stood in need of;
+and not only this, but immediate profitable employment in his office,
+which, with his leave, I hold until something offers&mdash;whether I shall
+claim admission as attorney, solicitor, and proctor, as some have done
+before me, or resort to my old calling of advocate, is as yet an undecided
+question. I am now in the receipt of more than is necessary for
+subsistence, and I shall look before I leap. The rents of houses are
+extravagantly high. The poorest tradesmen pay fifteen shillings a-week for
+his small house&mdash;and he must pay it weekly; the better class of tradesmen
+pay twenty and twenty-five shillings, and the higher class from two to
+four pounds a-week; for a petty dwelling containing only three rooms and a
+kitchen. A small brick cottage held by a friend of mine, and consisting of
+sitting-room, bed-room, servant's room, and kitchen, is considered a great
+bargain at a hundred pounds per annum. The hours of business are limited
+with strictness to seven&mdash;<i>videlicit</i>, from nine in the morning until four
+P.M. You are your own master after four o'clock, and need fear no
+business-calls or interruptions. Whilst business, however, is going on,
+the excitement and bustle compel me to regard Cheapside on a Saturday
+afternoon, as a place of great quietness and an agreeable promenade.
+Fellows are riding as hard as they can tear from one end of the town to
+the other&mdash;cattle are driving to and fro&mdash;bullock-drays are crowding from
+the interior with wood&mdash;auctions are eternally at work&mdash;settlers are
+coming from their stations, or getting their provisions in. Tradesmen and
+mercantile men are hurry-skurrying with their orders. A vast amount of
+work is done up to four o'clock, and afterwards all is silence, and the
+place looks unlike nothing so much as itself; and yet, notwithstanding all
+this bustle, <i>money</i> is altogether out of the question. From what exact
+cause or series of causes, I cannot tell you now&mdash;but the fact is certain
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page188 name=page188></A>[pg 188]</SPAN>
+that the mercantile community here is nearly <i>bankrupt</i>. There is a glut
+of goods, a superabundance of every thing in the market. It has been
+wrongfully supposed in England that every thing would sell here, and the
+consequence has been that an overflow of every kind of commodity has
+poured in upon us. The supply has doubled and trebled the demand. Upon the
+first establishment of these settlements the wants of the people were of
+course many, and their prices for stock were so good, and their
+speculations in land so profitable and bright, that they could afford the
+indulgence of a luxury, no matter what price was asked to purchase it. It
+is very different <i>now</i>. The staple commodity of this colony is wool. Well,
+so long as all the stations or sheep-runs continued unoccupied, and new
+settlers arrived, the price of sheep kept naturally very high; but every
+station that can command a due supply of water, is now in occupation, and
+consequently the demand for stock has ceased. Sheep, which three years ago
+sold for twenty-five and eighteen shillings, command now, for first
+quality, eight shillings and sixpence only; ordinary quality, six
+shillings; and middling as low as five shillings. For cash sale by
+sheriff-warrant, I have seen beautiful ewes, free from all disease&mdash;2000
+of them&mdash;sold for two and sixpence each! Cattle three years ago sold for
+ten, twelve, and sometimes fifteen pounds per head. At this moment they
+are so plentiful that I could purchase a drove of fat cattle, two to three
+hundred head&mdash;and some of them weighing eighty stone&mdash;for eight pounds a
+beast, and that on credit too by approved bill at four months' date. Such
+are a few of the reasons why a damper has come over the Port Philip market,
+reducing amongst other things the price of wages by nearly a third.
+Emigrants continue to pour in, and they stare and are grievously
+disappointed at the rate of wages, so very different to that which they
+expected. Twelve months since, a single labouring man got forty pounds per
+annum, with weekly rations of provisions; now with his rations, he
+receives only twenty-five, or at most thirty pounds per annum. Married men
+with young families will not be hired at any rate, for they are only
+burdens on a station. A good thorough-bred shepherd maintains his price.
+He is still in great demand, and may command from sixty to seventy pounds
+per annum, with rations, cow's milk, free hut, and a portion of produce of
+stock in addition to all, if he chooses to put his wages to that mode of
+profit. Women servants were formerly much wanted. They are now at a
+discount. The filthy drabs ejected from Ireland are scarcely worth their
+meat. I am proud to say it, and you should be proud to hear it, gentle
+Christopher, that a Scotch servant, male or female, is forty per cent
+above every other in value in this colony. Scotch servants get ahead in
+spite of every thing. The Scotch tradesmen have almost all of them made
+money; some abundantly. I have met many here from the North who brought
+nothing but their energy, moderation, and unconquerable perseverance with
+them, and they are affluent, and are becoming daily more so. Donald &mdash;&mdash;,
+who was a servant lad at home, and is now a respected and respectable man
+in Melbourne, is independent. He went first to Van Diemen's Land, and came
+here some three years ago. "And had you arrived," he said to me the other
+day, "at the same time, you might now have been moving home a prosperous
+gentleman." However, <i>nil desperandum</i>. There is still a fair opportunity
+for an industrious man, who above all things has resolution to be SOBER in
+his habits. The mischief with the labouring man has been, that having
+suddenly discovered his wages to be high in comparison with those he
+received in the mother country, he has considered himself entitled to have
+a proportionate extra amount of enjoyment at the public-house, where drink
+is very high. Good tradesmen would infallibly make money, but for this
+great failing. The bullock dray-drivers, certainly the best paid of all
+the working men, absolutely think nothing of coming from the Bush into
+Melbourne, with twenty or thirty pounds in their pocket, and spending
+every farthing of the sum&mdash;in <i>one night</i>&mdash;champagne to the mast-head. The
+innkeepers make fortunes rapidly.
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+Shall I tell how much Boniface will draw
+in a week? No&mdash;for you will not believe me. Certainly as much as many an
+innkeeper in a country town would draw in twelve months. An innkeeper's
+license to Government is thirty pounds per annum. This entitles him to
+keep his house open from six in the morning until eleven o'clock at night;
+ten pounds more enables him to have open house during the night; and an
+additional ten pounds enables him to keep a billiard table. There are a
+great many houses with tables and a number of light houses; but, as I have
+hinted before, our police courts exhibit abominations, and a police court
+is a good criterion of the morals of a people. In the first formation and
+early beginnings of this colony, a man having sheep took up his abode in
+the interior, on any spot which he considered suitable and agreeable, and
+he was called a <i>squatter</i>. Now no individual may pasture sheep or cattle
+of any kind without receiving a license from Government, for which he pays
+ten pounds annually, and making a return every year of all his stock,
+servants, and increase&mdash;the license, by the way, not being available
+within three miles of Melbourne. The holder of such a license is called a
+<i>settler</i>. A settler is entitled to cut wood upon his own station or run,
+for firing for himself and servants; but if he cut it for sale&mdash;and we
+have no coal here&mdash;he pays, in addition to the ten pounds, three pounds
+more per annum for the permission so to do.
+</p>
+<p>
+You shall now receive a faithful account of the settling of a settler.
+Suppose him to have a station in the interior, or as it is invariably
+styled, "in the <i>Bush</i>." The distance is forty, fifty, or it may be eighty,
+miles from Melbourne, and the stock consists of from four to five thousand
+sheep, and from one to two hundred head of cattle. The settler, in all
+probability, has been accustomed in early life to good society, has been
+well educated and brought up. Living at his station he sees none but his
+own servants, his <i>chère amie</i>, (always a part of a settler's stock,) and
+perhaps a few black natives, not unfrequently hostile visitors. Business
+calls the settler to Melbourne; he puts up at his inn; any thing in the
+shape of society rejoices his heart, and forthwith he begins "the lark;"
+he dines out&mdash;gets fuddled, returns to his inn, finds a city friend or two
+waiting for him, treats them to champagne, of which, at ten shillings per
+bottle, they drink no end. Very well. His horse is in the stable at seven
+shillings and sixpence a-night, his own bill varies from six to eight
+pounds per diem, and at the end of a fortnight my settler is called upon
+to hand over a cheque upon his banker to the tune of a hundred pounds, or,
+if he has no bank-account, his promissory note at a very short date. Away
+starts the settler back to his solitude; he has given his bill, and he
+thinks no more about it; but the bill finds its way quickly into the hands
+of an attorney, and in eight days there is an execution out for recovery,
+with an addition of ten pounds already incurred in legal expenses. The
+sheriff's bailiff rides to the station and demands payment of the whole.
+He gets no money, but settler and bailiff return in company to Melbourne:
+a friend is applied to; he discounts a bill for the sum required. The
+attorney is paid the amount by the hands of the sheriff. The bill once
+more becomes due, and is once more dishonoured; expenses run up like
+wildfire. This time there is no escape, and a portion of the stock must be
+sold to avoid ruin&mdash;and it is sold sometimes at a fearful sacrifice. This
+is no insulated case. It is the history of nine-tenths of the thoughtless
+fellows who dwell away in the Bush. Such gentlemen at the present hour, in
+consequence of the depressed state of the stock market, are all but ruined.
+Any one of them, who twelve months since purchased his flock of two
+thousand sheep at eighteen or five-and-twenty shillings, can only reckon
+upon a fourth of the amount in value <i>now</i>. It is increase only that
+enables him to pay his servants, and he has as much off the wool as
+affords him the means of living. The sale of his wethers would not pay for
+the tear and wear of bullocks and drays; and if any profit does by any
+chance arise, it can be only from occasionally catching a few head of
+cattle, which, as they run wild in the woods, the settler can keep no
+account of, and only with difficulty
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page190 name=page190></A>[pg 190]</SPAN>
+secure when they come to a lagoon for
+water, where they are watched, because at one time or another they are
+certain to appear. Horses are very dear in Melbourne: a useless brute,
+which in England would be dear at ten pounds, sells here quickly for
+thirty; a good saddle horse will fetch a hundred, and I have seen some
+tolerable cart horses sold for fifty and sixty pounds. In a new colony,
+where almost all the draught is performed by bullocks, cart horses must
+realize a good price. The hire of a horse and cart in Melbourne is, one
+pound four shillings for the day.
+</p>
+<p>
+In addition to those above spoken of there is another class of settlers,
+who were the original stock-holders and land-purchasers in the district.
+They have large tracts of country in the Bush, and thousands of sheep and
+cattle on then, and all managed by servants and overseers. These
+proprietors live at the clubs in Melbourne and constitute what is here
+termed the <i>élite</i> of society. A short time ago these gentlemen
+entertained the pleasing notion, that there was to be no termination to
+the increase and extent of their wealth; and one very young member of the
+society was heard to exclaim, in apparent agony at his excessive good
+fortune, "upon my soul, I am become most disgustingly rich." But mark the
+difference The <i>élite</i> have been living in the most extravagant manner.
+They discounted bills at their own pleasure here at ten per cent; and
+knowing well that these bills would not be honoured at maturity, they sent
+them to London, and cashed them there: with the funds thus raised, they
+speculated in the buying of land and stock, hoping to get (as in many
+instances they did) at least eighty per cent profit by their transactions.
+But now stock has fallen to a trifle; bills are falling due, rushing back
+from England under protest&mdash;and the bubble bursts. The banks are drawing
+in their accommodation, and the <i>élite</i>, who were a short time back so
+disgustingly rich, are, whilst I write, most disgustingly poor. This is no
+imaginative statement; it is a sober fact. But I do not suppose that the
+present state of things will last long. Speculation and the rate of
+interest must come down. When the human body is disordered, it is a happy
+time for the doctor; when the body mercantile is diseased, it is the
+attorney's harvest time. If an attorney has any business at all, he must
+do well in Melbourne, for his fees are inordinately high. Protesting a
+bill is five-and-twenty shillings; noting, half-a-guinea; every letter
+demanding payment of account, if under twenty pounds, half-a-guinea; above
+twenty and under a hundred pounds, one guinea; above a hundred, two guineas.
+Every summons (a summons being a short printed form) before the supreme
+court, is charged six guineas; and the clients pay down at once, without
+any questions, too glad to do so, provided they can get rid of their
+temporary difficulties. Litigation is short and quick. Conveyancing is
+downright profit; a deed, however short, conveying a piece of land,
+however trifling, costs five guineas. There are no stamps, and the work is
+done in an hour. More valuable properties are conveyed by a deed generally
+charged nine guineas. My friend &mdash;&mdash; has drawn twelve such deeds in his
+office in the course of one day; and with these eyes I have seen him earn
+six guineas in as many minutes, by appearing at the police-office when a
+dispute has arisen between a master and his servant. All quarrels of this
+kind are arranged at the police-office, when the amount of wages received
+by the servant does not exceed thirty pounds annually. An attorney with
+brains cannot fail to get ahead. He has only to use dispatch, and to begin
+and continue in one even and undeviating course. Our barristers are few in
+number. There are but four of then. There is still a glorious field for a
+barrister of talent, and especially if he be conversant with the nicer
+points of conveyancing. Any clever barrister up to the business and a good
+speaker, might rely upon making immediately at least a thousand a-year;
+the community are looking and waiting for such a man. A fellow with no
+capital and no profession had better not show his face in Melbourne. It is
+a thousand to one against him. Compared to his position that of a labourer
+is an enviable one; yet any respectable and intelligent man tolerably well
+educated,
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page191 name=page191></A>[pg 191]</SPAN>
+coming here with four or five hundred pounds in his pocket, may
+certainly, in a couple of years, and in twenty different ways, treble that
+capital. The best and most promising is the following:&mdash;Buy in any
+<i>growing</i> part of the town of Melbourne, a small piece of town allotment.
+This will cost fifty pounds, upon this you may erect two small brick
+cottages, containing each two rooms and a kitchen, and well fitted for a
+respectable tradesman. Two hundred and forty pounds will build them up;
+thus the whole expense of cottages and ground is two hundred and ninety
+pounds at most. Each cottage will, for a moral certainty, let for one
+pound five shillings per week, and thus return you a clear rental of
+sixty-four pounds per annum, for the sum of one hundred and forty-four
+pounds laid out. Some capitalists are not long in discovering this mode of
+adding to their fortunes, and it is not surprising that such men, with
+ease, get speedily rich. Many individuals are personally known to me who
+arrived here with small means a few years back, and who are now receiving
+an income of fifteen hundred pounds a-year from houses, which they have
+raised upon their profits and by not slow degrees. Their returns are
+certain for, mark you, every tradesman pays his rent every Monday morning,
+there is no delay. If it be not paid the hour it is due, the landlord is
+empowered by law to send a bailiff to the house, to keep him there at an
+expense to the tenant of three shillings per day&mdash;and to request him, at
+the end of five days, to sell off the goods and chattels provided the
+demand is still unsatisfied. I know no better investment for capital, be
+it large or small, than that of which I speak. There are no taxes, no
+ground-rents, and the tenant is bound to keep his premises in repair. If a
+mistake has been made in the building of houses, it is because some have
+overshot the mark, and built dwellings that are <i>too large for the
+purposes required</i>; these large houses cost a large sum of money, and
+neither let readily nor nearly so high in proportion, as the smaller
+houses occupied by the working-classes.
+</p>
+<p>
+I am unable to give you an accurate notion of the general appearance of
+the country. Speaking in broad terms it is wooded, but not so densely as
+on the Sydney side, Van Diemen's Land, or New Zealand. The peculiar and
+beautiful feature of this country is the open plain which is found at
+every ten or twelve miles spreading itself over a surface not less than
+three miles in length and half the distance in breadth. It is as smooth as
+a lawn. A magnificent tree rears itself to a great height here and there
+upon the sward, on either side of which appears a natural park, the finest
+that taste could fashion or art could execute. Nature has done in fact
+what no art could accomplish. Gaze upon these grounds, and for a moment
+imagine that the enormous bullocks before you, with their fearful horns,
+are a gigantic herd of deer, and you have a sight that England, famous for
+her parks, shall in vain attempt to rival. But against this royal
+scene&mdash;set off a melancholy drawback, one which I fear may never be made
+good even by the ingenuity and indomitable energy of man. The land has an
+awful want of <i>spring water</i>. There are a few small holes, called lagoons,
+the remains of ancient rivers, met with now and then; and strange to say,
+one of such holes will be found to contain salt sea-water, whilst another,
+within a very few yards of it, has water quite fresh, or nearly so. In the
+former are found large seafish, such as cod, mullet, sea-carp, and a fish
+similar to our perch. I an speaking of holes discovered at a distance of a
+hundred and twenty miles from the sea, and having no visible communication
+with it. In several districts there are large rivers, but their course is
+uncertain, and it is impossible to say that any one river empties itself
+into the sea. Goulburn is a fine river, and ninety miles from this on the
+banks of that river, are found very large lobsters, and other shell-fish.
+To stand on an eminence, and to cast your eye down into the valley beyond
+and beneath you, is to have an enjoyment which the ardent lover of nature
+alone can appreciate. Far as the eye can look, there is uninterrupted
+harmony. Splendid plains covered with the fleecy tribe, and here and there
+(alas! only but <i>here</i> and <i>there</i>) a speck of water, enough to vindicate
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page192 name=page192></A>[pg 192]</SPAN>
+nature from the charge of utter neglect&mdash;and no more. A glance thrown in
+another direction brings to your view an endless tract of country deprived
+even of these solitary specks, where the grass grows as high as your knee,
+and where no man dare take his flocks and herds for lack of the sweet
+element. If the surface of this land were blessed with spring water as
+England is, the wealth of this colony would surpass the calculation of any
+living man. As it is, who can tell the ultimate effect of this important
+deprivation? There are one or two stations, on which spring water has been
+discovered, but it is a rare discovery, and dearly prized. In Melbourne
+we have no water, but such as is carted by the water barrel carters from
+the river <i>Yarra-Yarra</i>. Every house has its barrel or hogshead for
+holding water. The <i>Yarra-Yarra</i> water is brackish, and causes dysentery.
+The complaint is now prevailing. In many parts of the interior puddle
+holes are made, and water is thus secured from the heavy rain that falls
+in the early part of summer. Water saved in this manner never becomes
+putrid. The leaves of the gum-tree fall into the pool abundantly, and not
+only give to the water a very peculiar flavour, but preserve it from all
+putrefaction. This gum water is safest when boiled with a little tea, and
+drunk cold. Every settler in the Bush drinks water in no other way,
+and&mdash;for want of better things&mdash;he takes tea and fresh mutton at least
+three times a-day. His bread is a lump of flour and water rolled into a
+ball, and placed in hot ashes to bake. The loaf is called "<i>a damper</i>."
+The country, as far as I have seen it, bears evident marks of great
+volcanic change. You meet with a stone, round like a turnip, as hard as
+iron, like rusty iron in appearance, and on the outside honey-combed.
+There are large beds of it for miles. You then come to the flat country
+where the soil surpasses any thing you can conceive in richness, fit for
+any cultivation under heaven, and upwards of fifteen feet in depth. Before
+I quitted London, I heard that the climate of Australia was fine and
+equable, seldom varying, and well suited to a delicate constitution. I am
+satisfied that many consumptive persons <i>live</i> here, who in Scotland would
+be carried off in a month. You seldom hear a person cough. In church I
+have listened in vain for a single <i>hoste</i>; no, not even before the
+commencement of a psalm do you find the <i>haughting</i> and <i>clachering</i> that
+are indispensable in England. All pipes are clear as bell. I noticed this
+as a phenomenon on my first arrival. We are now, as you would say, in the
+dead of winter; a strange announcement to a British ear in the month of
+July. The air is chill in the morning and evening, before sunrise and
+after sunset, but during the day the weather is as fine as on the finest
+September day in Scotland. Notwithstanding what I have said, I would not
+have you ground any theory upon my remarks as yet&mdash;or deceive Sir James
+Clark, and the rest of the medical gentlemen, who are looking on all sides
+of the world for a climate for their hopeless invalids. I have stated
+facts, but those which follow are no less authentic. On the 30th and 31st
+of December last, the thermometer at the observatory stood in the shade at
+70 deg. and 72 deg. noon. On the 1st of January at noon, and up to three
+clock, P.M., it stood in the shade at 92 deg. and 93 deg. On the 2d it
+rose to 95 deg. at noon, and fell at sunset, eight P.M., to 69 deg. In the
+middle of the foresaid month of December the thermometer was 86 deg. at
+breakfast time, and before dinner down to 63 deg. These memoranda, gained
+from undoubted sources, would show the climate&mdash;in summer at least&mdash;to be
+more variable than my reference proves it; yet I am told that even in
+summer time you hear of little sickness amongst grown up people. New
+comers suffer from dysentery, and children are attacked in the same way. I
+have had two visitations, from which I rallied in the course of four and
+twenty hours, with the aid of arrow root, port wine, and laudanum. A free
+use of vegetables is always dangerous to strangers, and they are obtained
+here in perfection. The weather is too hot for apples, pears, and
+gooseberries in the summer. Grapes and other English hot-house fruits come
+to delicious maturity in the open air. The melons are inconceivably
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page193 name=page193></A>[pg 193]</SPAN>
+exquisite, and grow, as they were wont in Paradise before the fall,
+without care or trouble spent upon them. The seed is put into the earth; a
+little water is given to it at that time, and the thing is done&mdash;"<i>c'est
+un fait accompli</i>." Potatoes grow at any season of the year, and
+cauliflowers and turnips spring up almost in a night like mushrooms. There
+are some five farms in cultivation around Melbourne, and the crops of
+wheat are very fair in quality but fall off in quantity. Thirty bushels
+per acre is considered a good crop. Oats grow too much to straw, and are
+generally cut in the slot blade, winnowed, and carted to Melbourne and
+sold for hay. Rye-grass hay does not answer, and clover is not more
+successful; but vetches have just been introduced on a small scale, and
+nothing yet grown has succeeded so well as green food for horses and cows.
+Hay of fine quality is brought from Van Diemen's Land, but it is very dear.
+A cart load of good oaten hay sells here for about forty-five shillings.
+Van Diemen's Land hay is at present eleven guineas per ton.
+</p>
+<p>
+The aboriginal natives of this colony are a very savage race, and all the
+efforts hitherto made by missionaries, protectors, and others, have never
+given promise or warrant of effectual civilization. The males are tall,
+and of fierce aspect; the skin and hair are exceedingly black&mdash;the latter
+very smooth. In many instances, the features are striking and good. The
+women are slender, and during the summer, naked; in winter, the females in
+the immediate neighbourhood procure clothes from the inhabitants of
+Melbourne, and cut, as you may suppose, a very original figure. Nothing
+will induce the natives to work. They live in the Bush, and the bark of a
+large tree forms their habitation. There are three distinct tribes around
+us in a circuit of about a hundred miles, and the difference of features
+amongst these tribes is easily observed. The three tribes speak three
+different languages unintelligible to one another. They meet at different
+periods of the year, and hold what they term a "<i>corroborice</i>,"&mdash;that
+is&mdash;a dance. Their bodies on these occasions are covered with oil, red
+paint, and green leaves. I have seen two hundred at a meeting, but they
+assemble double that number at times. The festival concludes in pitched
+battle. There is a grand fight with clubs, or arrows and spears. Three or
+four are generally killed in the onslaught, and as many of the survivors
+as are fortunate enough to get a bite, feast upon the fat of the victims'
+hearts. This fat is their richest dainty. Those who are able to form an
+opinion on the subject, pronounce the aborigines of this colony to be
+<i>cannibals</i>. Many of their children disappear, and it is generally
+supposed that they are devoured by their friends and acquaintances. In
+many districts of the interior, the blacks have lately committed many
+depredations amongst the sheep, and many of the devils are shot without
+judge or jury. Two natives are now in the jail of Melbourne under sentence
+of death, for committing a dreadful murder upon two sailors who were cast
+ashore from a whaler. These savages had been for thirteen years under the
+instruction of a protector and others. They belonged originally to Van
+Diemen's Land, but migrated to a part of this colony called Portland Bay.
+They spoke English quite well, yet, notwithstanding all their advantages,
+they perpetrated this cruel and cold-blooded murder, and then cunningly
+hid the bodies in the ground. They were detected by the merest chance, in
+consequence of their having in possession of a few articles which had
+formerly belonged to the unhappy mariners. None of the natives is allowed
+to carry fire-arms, and a heavy fine is inflicted upon any individual who
+is known to give them spirits. They are passionately fond of spirits, and
+next to these of <i>loaf bread</i>. The females are called by the males
+"<i>Loubras</i>," and the males are designated "<i>Coolies</i>." There is not
+promiscuous cohabitation. When a <i>Coolie</i> reaches the age of twenty-one,
+he is allowed to choose his own "<i>Loubra</i>." Every male who then takes
+unto himself a helpmate, loses a front tooth, which is knocked out of him.
+The natives generally tattoo their arms and breasts, but not their faces;
+many carry a long white wooden pin, or a feather, pierced through the thin
+part of the nose;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page194 name=page194></A>[pg 194]</SPAN>
+and they all twist kangaroo teeth and the bones of
+fishes more or less in their hair. Every thing small and diminutive they
+call "<i>Pickaninnie</i>," and any thing very good, "<i>Merri jig</i>." Their
+language is a queer, rattling, hard-sounding gibberish, incomprehensible
+to most people; they speak as fast as possible, laugh immoderately at
+trifles, and are excellent mimics. Their own children they stile
+"<i>Pickaninnies</i>."
+</p>
+<p>
+From all that I have seen, I do not hesitate to say, that this country
+will prove a splendid field for future generations. At the present time,
+no man should venture here who is unprepared for many privations and a
+numerous list of annoyances. The common necessaries of life he will
+certainly find, but none of his ancient and English luxuries. Society is,
+as you may guess, very limited. You may acknowledge an <i>acquaintance</i> with
+any one, without committing yourself. To say that you know a man
+intimately is hazardous; I mean&mdash;a man whose friendship you have
+cultivated only since your arrival. There are many whom you have known at
+home, and whose friendship it is a pride and a pleasure to renew in your
+exile. But, as a general rule, "<i>keep yourself to yourself</i>" is a
+serviceable adage. If it be attended to&mdash;<i>well</i>. If it be neglected&mdash;you
+run your head against a stone in less than no time.
+</p>
+<p>
+If any man have a competency, let him not travel hither to <i>enjoy</i> it. If
+he has a little money, and desires with a little trouble and inconvenience
+to double his capital in the shortest possible space of time&mdash;let him come
+out, and fearlessly. Living is cheap enough as far as the essentials are
+concerned. Butcher meat, not surpassed in any part of England, Scotland,
+or Ireland, is to be had at twopence per pound; the fine four pound loaf
+for sixpence halfpenny; brown sugar, fourpence; white, sixpence; candles,
+sixpence per pound; tea, the finest, three shillings the pound; fresh
+butter, one shilling and threepence per pound. Wild fowl in abundance.
+Vegetables are cheaper than in any part of England. Wines of moderate
+price, but not of good quality. Spirits first-rate, and every kind cheaper
+than in England, except whisky, which is seventeen and eighteen shillings
+per gallon; very old at twenty-one and twenty-two. The wine most wanted
+here is claret. A great deal of it is drunk during the summer, but the
+quality of it is bad. Fish are abundant in the river and pools, but the
+people will not trouble themselves to catch them. However, for
+eighteenpence or two shillings, you may get a good dish of mutteel, carp,
+or a small fish called "flatties." I have never seen any of the salmon
+tribe, or any fish like a sea or river trout. Wild swans&mdash;both black and
+white&mdash;quails, snipes, cranes, and water-hens, are everywhere abundant,
+and in the Bush, the varieties of the parrot kind are out of number.
+Kangaroos, opossums, and flying-squirrels, are common near the town, and
+afford plenty of amusement to the sportsman. No game license required!
+<i>Sunday</i> used to be the tradesman's day for shooting, and to a new comer
+the proceeding had a very queer appearance. By act of council, Sunday
+shooting is prohibited under a heavy penalty, which has been inflicted on
+several transgressors, but, like most laws, this is evaded. <i>Shooting</i> is
+forbidden, but <i>hunting</i> is not. Accordingly numerous parties sally forth
+on the Sabbath to <i>hunt</i> the kangaroo. The dog used for the sport is a
+cross between a rough greyhound and a bull; but others follow in the pack.
+Every man, woman, and child, keeps a dog. Some families have eight or nine
+running over a house, and the natives have them without number. A few
+months ago these animals congregated so thickly in the streets, that the
+magistrates directed the police to shoot all that were not registered and
+had a collar with the owner's name; as many as fifty were killed in a
+morning. It costs nothing to feed a dog; the heads of bullocks and the
+heads and feet of sheep are either thrown away or given to any one who
+asks for them. The <i>bone manure system</i>, if brought into operation, would
+help to keep the streets from a bony nuisance. <i>Memorandum</i>: Let the next
+emigrant to this colony bring a good strong fox-hound bitch with him; he
+will find it to his advantage. A cross between her and a Newfoundland or
+large greyhound would do any thing. There are
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page195 name=page195></A>[pg 195]</SPAN>
+a couple of fox-hounds here,
+but no bitch. It would do your heart good to see the pace at which the
+fellows ride. Twenty miles on horseback they think about as much of as we
+do of five. There is nothing to obstruct the animals; they are not even
+shod, and they fly over the smooth sward. A hundred and twenty miles is
+reckoned a journey of a day and a half. A dray, with eight, ten, or twelve
+bullocks in it, according, to load, will travel thirty miles a-day. When
+the folks travel, they take no shelter in a house or hut for the night.
+When night approaches, they alight, and tie their horses to a stump; they
+draw down some of the thick branches of the gum-tree, and peel off the
+bark of a large tree, kindle a fire with a match, or, for want of this,
+rubbing two sticks together, get up a blaze, and fall to sleep beside it.
+If the traveller be accompanied by a dray, the tarpauling, is drawn round,
+and he sleeps beneath it.
+</p>
+<p>
+Not amongst the least of the annoyances found here are the ants. There are
+three species of the insect, and they are all very large. Many of them are
+an inch long, and they bite confoundedly. A hand bitten by some of the
+monsters will swell to the size of a man's head. Along the coast, and in
+every house, smaller ants prevail, and fleas innumerable. The number of
+the latter, which you shall find upon your blanket any day of the year, is
+literally not to be computed. No house is free from this little disturber,
+who spares neither age nor sex. I have stood upon the sea beach adorned
+with white trousers, which in less than ten minutes have been covered with
+hundreds of the vermin. It is an easy transition from the trousers to the
+inner legs. But this is nothing when you are used to it. The <i>grey horse</i>
+won't live in the colony. So it is said; at all events none are seen; and
+I am very sure that every emigrant ship brings its fair stock. It is a
+wise ordination that forbids <i>their</i> settling. The <i>mawk</i> fly is
+indigenous, and thrives wonderfully, as you shall hear. This fly is very
+like our British bluebottle, with a somewhat greener head, and a body
+entirely yellow. I have seen two <i>mawk</i> flies strike (as it seemed) a
+joint of meat, just as it was removing from the spit, leaving their fly
+blows there. Before the joint had been ten minutes upon the table, small
+white mawks were moving upon the surface of the meat in considerable
+numbers. If by any chance these animals are suffered to accompany the meat
+to the safe or larder, in the course of twenty-four hours the small white
+mawks increase to the length of one-eighth of an inch, and are found
+crawling in hundreds and moving about, as you have observed the yellow
+flies buzzing over the old and rotten carcass of a horse that has been
+exposed for weeks. In the winter these creatures are, of course, less
+troublesome than in summer. Wire meat-covers are in constant use during
+the latter season.
+</p>
+<p>
+Thus far had got in my epistle, when a torrent of ill news rushed in upon
+us, and compelled me to delay my scribble. I am sorry to say, that in
+addition to the account which I have already given of the depressed state
+of the markets, I must add some dismal intelligence. The markets are in a
+deplorable state, and so is the mercantile community in general. Every day
+there is a fresh bankruptcy, and the heaviest yet has just taken place. I
+cannot but believe that if more emigrant laborers come out just now, they
+must starve. Any man with ten or fifteen thousand pounds could buy half of
+the district for ready cash. The moneyed men are making fearful hauls as
+it is. Let emigration stop for a time, and the markets must look up again.
+At the present moment every thing is selling cheaper here than in England;
+men's wages are down to the ordinary English rate. So long as the banks
+afford seven per cent for deposits, moneyed men will lie in wait for
+bargains, and until such present themselves, will lock up the capital
+which at first was in circulation through the immense speculations in land
+and stock. The men who saw no end to speculation are gone and floored,
+every one of them. Will you believe that Messrs &mdash;&mdash; sent out three
+thousand pounds worth of brandy to Sydney, and so glutted the market that
+part of the cargo was bought low enough to make it a good spec to reship
+it for England. Such is the fact. There never was a better moment than the
+present for a
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page196 name=page196></A>[pg 196]</SPAN>
+<i>hit</i> in land&mdash;sheep are at so low a figure, and settlers so
+hard run. The former I still believe will gradually rise; for, on the
+Sydney side, the process of boiling down sheep for the sake of the tallow,
+has commenced, and if it succeed, as I believe it will, the standard value
+of a sheep will be fixed at something like eight shillings. So much for
+the fleece and skin, so much for the bones, so much for the kidney fat,
+and so much for the tallow or fat recovered by boiling the carcass. The
+great object of this colony must be to increase the export produce, and to
+bring capital in its place. Wool no doubt is, and will prove to be, the
+staple commodity; and in time, the settlers will pay more attention to the
+getting up of it, and to the packing. But above all they must speedily rid
+themselves of their bloodsuckers, a set of men who charge enormous
+commissions for anticipated sales, and what not, amounting to thirty and
+forty per cent; a sum that is nothing short of utter ruin to a poor fellow
+who has nothing but his wool to depend upon. Had Judge Willis remained
+amongst us, he would have rooted out whole nests of these hornets. I have
+no fear of the ultimate success of the colonist, if they will but be
+faithful to themselves. They have a splendid country, and its capabilities
+are now only beginning to be known. Before the end of the present year,
+our exports will consist of wool, bark, tallow, gum, hides, furs, and last,
+although not least, the finest cured beef in the world. If the latter
+article of produce is acknowledged as it deserves to be, and finds and
+establishes an <i>eastern</i> market, nothing will prevent the colony from
+rising to importance. As far as price is concerned, we can compete with
+any country in the world. We have no politics in Port Philip. The
+community are far better employed in attending to their commercial affairs.
+Let them but persevere honestly and prudently in their course, and they
+must do well.
+</p>
+<p>
+And so much for my first epistle, honoured Christopher. If it afford you
+amusement, you shall hear from me again. I have spoken the truth, and have
+writ down simple facts. As such, receive them, and communicate them to
+your neighbours. And now, with affectionate remembrances to yourself and
+all enquiring friends,
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="i2">Believe me,</p>
+
+<p class="i4">Reverend Christopher,</p>
+
+<p class="i2">Your grateful and attached,</p>
+
+<p class="i4">JOHN WILLIAM.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+
+<a name="bw340s5" id="bw340s5"></a><h2>THE PROPHECY OF THE TWELVE TRIBES.
+</h2>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"And Jacob called into his sons, and said, Gather yourselves together,
+</p>
+<p>that I may tell you <i>that</i> which shall befall you in the last days.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"Gather yourselves together, and hear, ye sons of Jacob; and hearken</p>
+<p>unto Israel your father."</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p class="i10"> &mdash;GENESIS, xlix. 1, 2, &amp;c.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>The Patriarch sat upon his bed&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">His cheek was pale, his eye was dim;</p>
+<p>Long years of woe had bow'd his head,</p>
+<p class="i2">And feeble was the giant limb.</p>
+<p>And his twelve mighty sons stood nigh,</p>
+<p>In grief&mdash;to see their father die!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>But, sudden as the thunder-roll,</p>
+<p class="i2">A new-born spirit fill'd his frame.</p>
+<p>His fainting visage flash'd with soul,</p>
+<p class="i2">His lip was touch'd with living flame;</p>
+<p>And burst, with more than prophet fire,</p>
+<p>The stream of Judgment, Love, and Ire.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page197 name=page197></A>[pg 197]</SPAN>
+<p>"REUBEN,<a id=
+footnotetag6
+name=footnotetag6></a><a
+href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a> thou spearhead in my side,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy father's first-born, and his shame;</p>
+<p>Unstable as the rolling tide,</p>
+<p class="i2">A blight has fall'n upon thy name.</p>
+<p>Decay shall follow thee and thine.</p>
+<p>Go, outcast of a hallow'd line!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"SIMEON and LEVI,<a id=
+footnotetag7
+name=footnotetag7></a><a
+href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a> sons of blood</p>
+<p class="i2">That still hangs heavy on the land;</p>
+<p>Your flocks shall be the robber's food,</p>
+<p> Your folds shall blaze beneath his brand.</p>
+<p>In swamp and forest shall ye dwell.</p>
+<p>Be scatter'd among Israel!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"JUDAH!<a id=
+footnotetag8
+name=footnotetag8></a><a
+href="#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a> All hail, thou priest, thou king!</p>
+<p class="i2">The crown, the glory, shall be thine;</p>
+<p>Thine, in the fight, the eagle's wing&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">Thine, on the hill, the oil and wine.</p>
+<p>Thou lion! nations shall turn pale</p>
+<p>When swells thy roar upon the gale.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"Judah, my son, ascend the throne,</p>
+<p class="i2">Till comes from heaven the unborn king&mdash;</p>
+<p>The prophesied, the mighty one,</p>
+<p class="i2">Whose heel shall crush the serpent's sting.</p>
+<p>Till earth is paradise again,</p>
+<p>And sin is dead, and death is slain!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"Wide as the surges, ZEBULON,<a id=
+footnotetag9
+name=footnotetag9></a><a
+href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a></p>
+<p class="i2">Thy daring keel shall plough the sea;</p>
+<p>Before thee sink proud Sidon's sun,</p>
+<p class="i2">And strong Issachar toil for thee.</p>
+<p>Thou, reaper of his corn and oil,</p>
+<p>Lord of the giant and the soil!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"Whose banner flames in battle's van!</p>
+<p class="i2">Whose mail is first in slaughter gored!</p>
+<p>Thou, subtler than the serpent, DAN,<a id=
+footnotetag10
+name=footnotetag10></a><a
+href="#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a></p>
+<p class="i2">Prince of the arrow and the sword.</p>
+<p>Woe to the Syrian charioteer</p>
+<p>When rings the rushing of thy spear!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page198 name=page198></A>[pg 198]</SPAN>
+<p>"Crush'd to the earth by war and woe,</p>
+<p class="i2">GAD,<a id=
+footnotetag11
+name=footnotetag11></a><a
+href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a> shall the cup of bondage drain,</p>
+<p>Till bold revenge shall give the blow</p>
+<p class="i2">That pays the long arrear of pain.</p>
+<p>Thy cup shall glow with tyrant-gore,</p>
+<p>Thou be my Son&mdash;and man once more!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"Loved NAPHTALI,<a id=
+footnotetag12
+name=footnotetag12></a><a
+href="#footnote12"><sup>12</sup></a> thy snow-white hind</p>
+<p class="i2">Shall bask beneath the rose and vine.</p>
+<p>Proud ASHER, to the mountain wild</p>
+<p class="i2">Shall star-like blaze, thy battle-sign.</p>
+<p>All bright to both, from birth to tomb,</p>
+<p>The heavens all sunshine, earth all bloom!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"JOSEPH,<a id=
+footnotetag13
+name=footnotetag13></a><a
+href="#footnote13"><sup>13</sup></a> come near&mdash;my son, my son!</p>
+<p class="i2">Egyptian prince, Egyptian sage,</p>
+<p>Child of my first and best-loved one,</p>
+<p class="i2">Great guardian of thy father's age.</p>
+<p>Bring EPHRAIM and MANASSEH nigh,</p>
+<p>And let me bless them ere I die.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"Hear me&mdash;Thou GOD of Israel!</p>
+<p class="i2">Thou, who hast been his living shield,</p>
+<p>In the red desert's lion-dell,</p>
+<p class="i2">In Egypt's famine-stricken field,</p>
+<p>In the dark dungeon's chilling stone,</p>
+<p>In Pharaoh's chain&mdash;by Pharaoh's throne.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"My son, all blessings be on thee,</p>
+<p class="i2">Be blest abroad, be blest at home;</p>
+<p>Thy nation's strength&mdash;her living tree,</p>
+<p class="i2">The well to which the thirsty come;</p>
+<p>Blest be thy valley, blest thy hill,</p>
+<p>Thy father's GOD be with thee still!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>"Thou man of blood, thou man of might,</p>
+<p class="i2">Thy soul shall ravin, BENJAMIN.<a id=
+footnotetag14
+name=footnotetag14></a><a
+href="#footnote14"><sup>14</sup></a></p>
+<p>Thou wolf by day, thou wolf by night,</p>
+<p class="i2">Rushing through slaughter, spoil, and sin;</p>
+<p>Thine eagle's beak and vulture's wing</p>
+<p>Shall curse thy nation with a king!"</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+
+<p>Then ceased the voice, and all was still:</p>
+<p class="i2">The hand of death was on the frame;</p>
+<p>Yet gave the heart one final thrill,</p>
+<p class="i2">And breathed the dying lip one name.</p>
+<p>"Sons, let me rest by Leah's side!"</p>
+<p>He raised his brow to heaven&mdash;and died.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p class="i2">HAVILAH.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page199 name=page199></A>[pg 199]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s6" id="bw340s6"></a><h2>A BEWAILMENT FROM BATH;</h2>
+
+<h3>OR, POOR OLD MAIDS.</h3>
+
+<p>
+Mr Editor!&mdash;You have a great name with our sex! CHRISTOPHER NORTH is, in
+our flowing cups&mdash;of Bohea&mdash;"freshly remembered." To you, therefore, as to
+the Sir Philip Sidney of modern Arcadia, do I address the voice of my
+bewailment. Not from any miserable coveting after the publicities of
+printing. All I implore of you is, a punch of your crutch into the very
+heart of a matter involving the best interests of my sex!
+</p>
+<p>
+You, dear Mr Editor, who have your eyes garnished with Solomon's
+spectacles about you, cannot but have perceived on the parlour-tables and
+book-shelves of your fair friends&mdash;by whose firesides you are courted even
+as the good knight, and the <i>Spectator</i>, by the Lady Lizards of the days
+of Anne&mdash;a sudden inundation of tabby-bound volumes, addressed, in
+supergilt letters, to the "Wives of England"&mdash;the "Daughters of
+England"&mdash;the "Grandmothers of England." A few, arrayed in modest calf or
+embossed linen, address themselves to the sober latitudes of the manse or
+parsonage-house. Some treat, without <i>per</i>mission, of "Woman's
+Mission"&mdash;some, in defiance of custom, of her "Duties." From exuberant 4to,
+down to the fid-fad concentration of 12mo&mdash;from crown demy to diamond
+editions&mdash;no end to these chartered documentations of the sex! The women
+of this favoured kingdom of Queen Victoria, appear to have been
+unexpectedly weighed in the balance, and found wanting in morals and
+manners; or why this sudden emission of codes of morality?
+</p>
+<p>
+No one denies, indeed, that woman has, of late, ris' wonderfully in the
+market; or that the weaker sex is coming it amazingly strong. The sceptres
+of three of the first kingdoms in Europe are swayed by female hands. The
+first writer of young France is a woman. The first astronomer of young
+England, <i>idem</i>. Mrs Trollope played the Chesterfield and the deuce with
+the Yankees. Miss Martineau turned the head of the mighty Brougham.
+Mademoiselle d'Angeville ascended Mont Blanc, and Mademoiselle Rachel has
+replaced Corneille and Racine on their crumbling pedestals. I might waste
+hours of your precious time, sir, in perusing a list of the eminent women
+now competing with the rougher sex for the laurels of renown. But you know
+it all better than I can tell you. You have done honour due, in your time,
+to Joanna Baillie and Mrs Jamieson, to Caroline Southey and Miss Ferrier.
+You praised Mrs Butler when she deserved it; and probably esteem Mary
+Howitt, and Mary Mitford, and all the other Maries, at their just
+value&mdash;to say nothing of the Maria of Edgworthstown, so fairly worth them
+all. I make no doubt that you were even one of the first to do homage to
+the Swedish Richardson, Frederika Bremer; though, having sown your wild
+oats, you keep your own counsel anent novel reading.
+</p>
+<p>
+You will, therefore, probably sympathize in the general amazement, that,
+at a moment when the sex is signalizing itself from pole to pole&mdash;when a
+Grace Darling obtains the palm for intrepidity&mdash;when the Honourable Miss
+Grimston's <i>Prayer-Book</i> is read in churches&mdash;when Mrs Fry, like hunger,
+eats through stone walls to call felons to repentance&mdash;when a king has
+descended from his throne, and a prince from royal highnesshood, to reward
+the virtues of the fair partners to whom they were unable to impart the
+rights of the blood-royal&mdash;when the fairest specimen of modern sculpture
+has been supplied by a female hand, and woman, in short, is at a premium
+throughout the universe, all this waste of sermonizing should have been
+thrown, like a wet blanket, over her shoulders!
+</p>
+<p>
+But this is not enough, dear Mr Editor. I wish to direct your attention
+towards an exclusive branch of the grievance. I have no doubt that, in
+your earlier years, instead of
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page200 name=page200></A>[pg 200]</SPAN>
+courting your fair friends, as Burns
+appears to have done, with copies of your own works, you used to present
+unto them the "<i>Legacy of Dr Gregory to his Daughters</i>"&mdash;or "<i>Mrs
+Chapone's Letters</i>," or Miss Bowdler's, or Mrs Trimmer's, appropriately
+bound and gilt; and thus apprized of the superabundance of prose provided
+for their edification, are prepared to feel, with me, that if they have
+not Mrs Barbauld and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded by the
+frippery tomes which load the counters of our bazars. <i>This</i> perception
+has come of itself. If I could <i>only</i> be fortunate enough to enlarge your
+scope of comprehension!
+</p>
+<p>
+My dear Mr Editor, I am what is called a lone woman. Shakspeare, through
+whose recklessness originate half the commonplaces of our land's language,
+thought proper to define such a condition as "SINGLE BLESSEDNESS"&mdash;though
+he aptly enough engrafts it on a thorn! For my part, I cannot enough
+admire the theory of certain modern poets, that an angel is an ethereal
+being, composed by the interunion in heaven, of two mortals who have been
+faithfully attached on earth&mdash;and as to "blessedness" being ever "single,"
+either in this world or the next, I do not believe a word about the matter!
+"Happiness," Lord Byron assures us, "was born a twin!"
+</p>
+<p>
+I do not mean to complain of my condition&mdash;far from it. But I wish to say,
+that since, from the small care taken by English parents to double the
+condition of their daughters, it is clear the state of "single blessedness"
+is of higher account in our own "favoured country" than in any other in
+Europe; it certainly behoves the guardians of the public weal to afford
+due protection and encouragement to spinsters.
+</p>
+<p>
+Every body knows that Great Britain is the very fatherland of old maids.
+In Catholic countries, the superfluous daughters of a family are disposed
+of in convents and <i>béguinages</i>, just as in Turkey and China they are,
+still more humanely, drowned. In certain provinces of the east, pigs are
+expressly kept, to be turned into the streets at daybreak, for the purpose
+of devouring the female infants exposed during the night&mdash;thus
+benevolently securing them from the after torments of single "blessedness."
+</p>
+<p>
+But a far nobler arrangement was made by that greatest of modern
+legislators, Napoleon&mdash;whose code entitles the daughters of a house to
+share, equally with sons, in its property and bequeathments; and in France,
+a woman with a dowery is as sure of courtship and marriage, as of death
+and burial. Nay, so much is marriage regarded among the French as the
+indispensable condition of the human species, that parents proceed as
+openly to the task of procuring a proper husband for their daughter, as of
+providing her with shoes and stockings. No false delicacy&mdash;no pitiful
+manoeuvres! The affair is treated like any other negotiation. It is a mere
+question of two and two making four, which enables two to make one. How
+far more honest than the angling and trickery of English
+match-making&mdash;which, by keeping men constantly on the defensive,
+predisposes them against attractions to which they might otherwise give
+way! However, as I said before, I do not wish to complain of my condition.
+</p>
+<p>
+I only consider it hard that the interests of the wives of England are to
+be exclusively studied, when the unfortunate females who lack the
+consolations of matronhood are in so far greater want of sustainment; and
+that all the theories of the perfectionizement of the fair sex now issuing
+from the press, should purport to instruct young ladies how to qualify
+themselves for wives, and wives how to qualify themselves for heaven; and
+not a word addressed, either in the way of exhortation, remonstrance, or
+applause, to the highly respectable order of the female community whose
+cause I have taken on myself to advocate. Have not the wives of England
+husbands to whisper wisdom into their ears? Why, then, are <i>they</i> to be
+coaxed or lectured by tabby-bound volumes, while <i>we</i> are left neglected
+in a corner? <i>Our</i> earthly career, the Lord he knows, is far more
+trying&mdash;<i>our</i> temptations as much greater, as our pleasures are less; and
+it is mortifying indeed to find our behavior a thing so little worth
+interference. We may conduct ourselves, it seems, as indecorously as
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page201 name=page201></A>[pg 201]</SPAN>
+we think proper, for any thing the united booksellers of the United Kingdom
+care to the contrary!
+</p>
+<p>
+Not that I very much wonder at literary men regarding the education of
+wives as a matter of moment. The worse halves of Socrates, Milton, Hooker,
+have been thorns in their sides, urging them into blasphemy against the
+sex. But is this a reason, I only ask you, for leaving, like an
+uncultivated waste, that holy army of martyrs, the spinsterhood of Great
+Britain?
+</p>
+<p>
+Mr Editor, act like a man! Speak up for us! Write up for us! Tell these
+little writers of little books, that however they may think to secure
+dinners and suppers to themselves, by currying favour with the rulers of
+the roast, <i>the greatest of all women have been</i> SINGLE! Tell them of our
+Virgin Queen, Elizabeth&mdash;the patroness of their calling, the protectress
+of learning and learned men. Tell them of Joan of Arc, the conqueror of
+even English chivalry. Tell them of all the tender mercies of the <i>Soeurs
+de Charité</i>! Tell them that, from the throne to the hospital, the spinster,
+unharassed by the cares of private life, has been found most fruitful in
+public virtue.
+</p>
+<p>
+Then, perhaps, you will persuade them that we are worth our schooling; and
+the "Old Maids of England" may look forward to receive a tabby-bound
+manual of their duties, as well as its "Wives." I have really no patience
+with the selfish conceit of these married women, who fancy their
+well-doing of such importance. See how they were held by the
+ancients!&mdash;treated like beasts of burden, and denied the privilege of all
+mental accomplishment. When the Grecian matrons affected to weep over the
+slain, after some victory of Themistocles, the Athenian general bade them
+"dry their tears, and practise a single virtue in atonement of all their
+weaknesses." It was to their single women the philosophers of the portico
+addressed their lessons; not to the domestic drudges, whom they considered
+only worthy to inspect the distaffs of their slaves, and produce sons for
+the service of the country.
+</p>
+<p>
+In Bath, Brighton, and other spinster colonies of this island, the demand
+for such a work would be prodigious. The sale of canary-birds and poodles
+might suffer a temporary depression in consequence; but this is
+comparatively unimportant. Perhaps&mdash;who knows&mdash;so positive a recognition
+of our estate as a definite class of the community, might lead to the long
+desiderated establishment of a lay convent, somewhat similar to the
+<i>béguinages</i> of Flanders, though less ostensibly subject to religious
+law&mdash;a convent where single gentlewomen might unite together in their
+meals and devotions, under the government of a code of laws set forth in
+their tabby-bound Koran.
+</p>
+<p>
+Methinks I see it&mdash;a modern temple of Vesta, without its tell-tale
+fires&mdash;square, rectangular, simple, airy, isolated&mdash;chaste as Diana and
+quiet as the grave&mdash;the frescoed walls commemorating the legend of Saint
+Ursula and her eleven thousand&mdash;the sacrifice of Jephtha's
+daughter&mdash;Elizabeth Carter translating Epictetus&mdash;Harriet Martineau
+revising the criminal code. In the hall, dear Editor, should hang the
+portrait of Christopher North&mdash;in that locality, appropriately, a Kit-cat!
+</p>
+<p>
+Ponder upon this! The distinction is worthy consideration. As the
+newspapers say, it is an "unprecedented opportunity for investment!" For
+the sole Helicon of the institution shall be&mdash;"Blackwood's Entire" its
+lady abbess&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+Your humble servant to command,
+(for the old maids of England,)
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p class=i10>TABITHA GLUM.</p>
+<p><i>1st Jan. 1844.</i></p>
+<p><i>Lansdowne, Bath.</i></p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<br><hr class=full>
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page202 name=page202></A>[pg 202]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s7" id="bw340s7"></a><h2>MARSTON; OR, THE MEMOIRS OF A
+STATESMAN.</h2>
+
+<br><hr>
+<h3>PART VIII.</h3>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"Have I not in my time heard lions roar?</p>
+<p>Have I not heard the sea, puft up with wind,</p>
+<p>Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat?</p>
+<p>Have I not heard great ordnance in the field,</p>
+<p>And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies?</p>
+<p>Have I not in the pitched battle heard</p>
+<p>Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets clang?"</p>
+<p class=i10> SHAKSPEARE.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+The action was a series of those grand manoeuvres in which the Prussians
+excelled all the other troops of Europe. From the spot on which I stood,
+the whole immense plain, to the foot of the defiles of Argonne, was
+visible; but the combat, or rather the succession of combats, was fought
+along the range of hills at the distance of some miles. These I could
+discover only by the roar of the guns, and by an occasional cloud of smoke
+rising among the trees. The chief Prussian force stood in columns in the
+plain below me, in dark masses, making an occasional movement in advance
+from time to time, or sending forth a mounted officer to the troops in
+action. Parks of artillery lay formed in the spaces between the columns,
+and the baggage, a much more various and curious sight than the troops,
+halting in the wide grounds of what seemed some noble mansion, had already
+begun to exhibit the appearance of a country fair. Excepting this busy
+part of the scene, few things struck me as less like what I had conceived
+of actual war, than the quietness of every thing before and around me. The
+columns might nearly as well have been streets of rock; and the engagement
+in front was so utterly lost to view in the forest, that, except for the
+occasional sound of the cannon, I might have looked upon the whole scene
+as the immense picture of a quiet Flemish holiday. The landscape was
+beautiful. Some showery nights had revived the verdure, of which France
+has so seldom to boast in autumn; and the green of the plain almost
+rivalled the delicious verdure of home. The chain of hills, extending for
+many a league, was covered with one of the most extensive forests of the
+kingdom. The colours of this vast mass of foliage were glowing in all the
+powerful hues of the declining year, and the clouds, which slowly
+descended upon the horizon, with all the tinges of the west burning
+through their folds, appeared scarcely more than a loftier portion of
+those sheets of gold and purple which shone along the crown of the hills.
+</p>
+<p>
+But while I lingered, gazing on the rich and tranquil luxury of the scene,
+almost forgetting that there was war in the world, I was suddenly recalled
+to a more substantial condition of that world by the sound of a trumpet,
+and the arrival of my troop, who had at length struggled up the hill,
+evidently surprised at finding me there, when the suttlers were in full
+employment within a few hundred yards below. Their petition was unanimous,
+to be allowed to refresh themselves and their horses at this rare
+opportunity; and their request, though respectful in its words, yet was so
+decisive in its tone, that to comply was fully as much my policy as my
+inclination. I mounted my horse, and proceeded, according to the humble
+"command" of my brave dragoons. This was a most popular movement&mdash;the men,
+the very horses, evidently rejoiced. The fatigue of our hard riding was
+past in a moment&mdash;the riders laughed and sang, the chargers snorted and
+pranced; and, when we trotted, huzzaing, into the baggage lines, half
+their motley crowd evidently conceived that some sovereign prince was come
+in fiery haste to make the campaign. We were received with all the
+applause that is given by the suttler to all arrivals with a full purse in
+the holsters, and a handsome valise, no matter from what source filled, on
+the croupe of the charger. But we had scarcely begun
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page203 name=page203></A>[pg 203]</SPAN>
+to taste the gifts
+that fortune had sent us in the shape of huge sausages and brown
+bread&mdash;the <i>luxuries!</i> for which the soldier of Teutchland wooes the
+goddess of war&mdash;than we found ourselves ordered to move off the ground, by
+the peremptory mandate of a troop of the Royal Guard, who had followed our
+movement, more hungry, more thirsty, and more laced and epauleted than
+ourselves. The Hulans tossed their lances; and it had nearly been a
+business of cold steel, when their officer rode up, to demand the sword of
+the presumptuous mutineer who had thus daringly questioned his right to
+starve us. While I was deliberating for a moment between the shame of a
+forced retreat, and the awkwardness of taking the bull by the horns, in
+the shape of the King's Guard, I heard a loud laugh, and my name
+pronounced, or rather roared, in the broadest accents of Germany. My
+friend Varnhorst was the man. The indefatigable and good-humoured
+Varnhorst, who did every thing, and was every where, was shaking my hand
+with the honest grasp of his honest nature, and congratulating me on my
+return.
+</p>
+<p>
+"We have to do with a set of sharp fellow," said he, "in these French; a
+regiment of their light cavalry has somehow or other made its way between
+the columns of our infantry, and has been picking up stragglers last night.
+The duke, with whom you happen to have established a favouritism that
+would make you a chamberlain at the court of Brunswick, if you were not
+assassinated previously by the envy of the other chamberlains, or pinked
+by some lover of the "<i>dames d'honneur</i>," was beginning to be uneasy about
+you; and, as I had the peculiar good fortune of the Chevalier Marston's
+acquaintance, I was sent to pick him up if he had fallen in honourable
+combat in the plains of Champagne, or if any fragment of him were
+recoverable from the hands of the peasantry, to preserve it for the family
+mausoleum."
+</p>
+<p>
+I anxiously enquired the news of the army, and the progress of the great
+operation which was then going on.
+</p>
+<p>
+"We have beaten every thing before us for these three hours," was the
+answer. "The resistance in the plain was slight, for the French evidently
+intended to make their stand only in the forest. But the duke has pushed
+them strongly on the right flank; and, as you may perceive, the attack
+goes on in force." He pointed to the entrance of one of the defiles, where
+several columns were in movement, and where the smoke of the firing lay
+heavily above the trees. He then laid his watch on the table beside our
+champagne flask. "The time is come to execute another portion of my orders.
+What think you of following me, and seeing a little of the field."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Nothing could delight me more. I am perfectly at your service."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Then mount, and in five minutes I shall allow you one of the first
+officers in Europe, the Count Clairfait, he is a Walloon, 'tis true, and
+has the ill luck to be an Austrian brigadier besides, and, to finish his
+misfortune, has served only against the Turks. But for all that, if any
+man in the army now in the field is fit to succeed to the command, that
+man is the Count Clairfait. I only wish that he were a Prussian."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Has he had any thing to do in this campaign?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Every thing that has been done. He has commanded the whole advance guard
+of the army; and let me whisper this in your ear&mdash;if his advice had been
+taken a week ago, we should by this time have been smoking our cigars in
+the Palais Royal."
+</p>
+<p>
+"I am impatient to be introduced to the Comte; let us mount and ride on."
+He looked at his watch again.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Not for ten minutes to come. If I made my appearance before him five
+minutes in advance of the time appointed by my orders, Clairfait would
+order me into arrest if I were his grandmother. He is the strictest
+disciplinarian between this and the North Pole."
+</p>
+<p>
+"A faultless monster himself, I presume."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Nearly so; he has but one fault&mdash;he is too fond of the sabre and bayonet.
+'Charge,' is his word of command. His school was among the Turks, and he
+fights <i>à la Turque</i>."
+</p>
+<p>
+"I should like him the better for it. That dash and daring is the very
+thing for success."
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page204 name=page204></A>[pg 204]</SPAN>
+"Ay, ay&mdash;edge and point are good things in their way. But they are the
+temptations of the general. Frederick's maxim was&mdash;The bullet for the
+infantry, the spur for the dragoon. The weight of fire is the true test of
+infantry, the rapidity of charge is the true test of cavalry. The business
+of a general is manoeuvring&mdash;to menace masses by greater masses, to throw
+the weight of an army on a flank, to pierce a centre while the flanks were
+forced to stand and see it beaten; these were Frederick's lessons to his
+staff: and if Clairfait shall go on, with his perpetual hand to hand work,
+those sharp Frenchmen will soon learn his trade, and perhaps pay him back
+in his own coin. But, Halt squadron. Dress&mdash;advance in parade order."
+</p>
+<p>
+While I was thus taking my first tuition in the art of heroes, we had rode
+through a deep ravine, from which, with some difficulty, we had struggled
+our way to a space of more level ground. Our disorder on reaching it,
+required all the count's ready skill to bring us into a condition fit for
+the eye of this formidable Austrian. But before we were complete, a group
+of mounted officers were seen coming from a column of glittering lances
+and sabres, resting on the distant verge of the plain. My friend
+pronounced the name of Clairfait, and I was introduced to the officer who
+was afterwards to play so distinguished a part in the gallant and
+melancholy history of the Flemish fields. I had pictured to myself the
+broad, plump face of the Walloon. I say a countenance, darkened probably
+by the sultry exposure of his southern campaigns, but of singular depth
+and power. It was impossible to doubt, that within the noble forehead
+before me, was lodged an intelligence of the first order. His manners were
+cold, yet not uncourteous, and to me he spoke with more than usual
+attention. But when he alluded to the proceedings of the day, and was
+informed by Varnhorst that the time appointed for his movement was come, I
+never saw a more rapid transition from the phlegm of the Netherlander to
+the vividness of the man of courage and genius. Waiting with his watch in
+his hand for the exact moment appointed in the brief despatch, it had no
+sooner arrived than the word was given, and his whole force, composed of
+Austrian light infantry and cavalry, moved forward. Nothing could be more
+regular than the march for the first half mile; but we then entered a
+portion of the forest, or rather its border, thinly scattered over an
+extent of broken country: to preserve the regularity of a movement along a
+high-road, soon began to be wholly impossible. The officers soon gave up
+the attempt in despair, and the troops enjoyed the disorder in the highest
+degree. The ground was so intersected with small trenches, cut by the
+foresters, that every half dozen yards presented a leap, and the clumps of
+bushes made it continually necessary to break the ranks. Wherever I looked,
+I now saw nothing but all the animation of an immense skirmish, the use of
+sabre and pistol alone excepted. Between two and three thousand cavalry,
+mounted on the finest horses of Austria and Turkey, galloping in all
+directions, some springing over the rivulets, some dashing through the
+thickets, all in the highest spirits, calling out to each other, laughing
+at each other's mishaps, their horses in as high spirits as themselves,
+bounding, rearing, neighing, springing like deer; trumpets sounding,
+standards tossing, officers commanding in tones of helpless authority, to
+which no one listened, and at which they themselves often laughed. The
+whole, like a vast school broke loose for a holiday; the most joyous,
+sportive, and certainly the most showy display that had ever caught my eye.
+The view strongly reminded me of some of the magnificent old hunting
+pieces by Snyders, the field sports of the Archduke Ferdinand, with the
+landscape and horses by Rubens and Jordaens: there we had every thing but
+the stag or the boar and the dogs. We had the noble trees, the rich deep
+glades, the sunny openings, the masses of green; and all crowded with life.
+But how infinitely superior in interest! No holiday sport, nor imperial
+pageant, but an army rushing into action; one of the great instruments of
+human power and human change called into energy. Thousands of bold lives
+about to be periled; a victory about to be
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page205 name=page205></A>[pg 205]</SPAN>
+achieved, which might fix the
+fate of Europe; or perhaps losses to be sustained which might cover the
+future generation with clouds; and all this is on the point of being done.
+No lazy interval to chill expectancy; within the day, within the hour, nay,
+within the next five hundred yards, the decisive moment might be come.
+</p>
+<p>
+Still we rushed on; the staff pausing from time to time to listen to the
+distant cannonade, and ascertain by its faintness or loudness, the
+progress of the attack which had been made on the great centre and right
+defiles of the forest. In one of these, while I had ridden up as near as
+the broken ground would suffer me, towards Count Clairfait, he made a
+gesture to me to look upwards, and I saw, almost for the first time, a
+smile on his countenance. I followed the gesture, and saw, what to me was
+the novelty of a huge shell, leisurely as it seemed, traversing the air.
+The Count and his staff immediately galloped in all directions; but I had
+not escaped a hundred yards, when the shell dropped into the spot where I
+had been standing, and burst with a tremendous explosion almost
+immediately on its touching the ground. The cavalry had dispersed and the
+explosion was, I believe, without injury. But this, at least, gave
+evidence that the enemy were not far off, and the eagerness of the troops
+was excited to the highest pitch: all pressed forward to the front, and
+their cries, in all the languages of the frontier of Europe, the voices of
+the officers, and the clangour of the bugles and trumpets became an
+absolute Babel, but an infinitely bold and joyous one. The yagers were now
+ordered to clear the way, and a thousand Tyrolese and Transylvanian
+sharpshooters rushed forward to line the border. A heavy firing commenced,
+and the order was given to halt the cavalry until the effect of the fire
+was produced. This was speedily done; the enemy, evidently in inferior
+force and unprepared for this attack, gave way, and the first squadrons
+which reached the open ground made a dash among them, and took the greater
+part prisoners.
+</p>
+<p>
+This whole day was full of splendid exhibitions. On reaching the edge of
+the wood, the first object below us as the succession of deep columns
+which I had seen some hours before, and which appeared to have been rooted
+to the ground ever since. But an aide-de-camp from the circle where the
+count stood, darted down on the plain, and, as if a flash of lightning had
+awoke them, all were instantly in motion. The columns on the right now
+made a sudden rush forward, and to my surprise, four or five strong
+brigades, which rapidly followed from the centre, took up their position.
+Varnhorst, who had been beside me during the whole day, now exhibited
+great delight. "I told you," said he, "that Clairfait would turn out well.
+I see that he has been taught in our school. Observe that manoeuvre;" he
+continued his comment with increasing force of gesture&mdash;"That was the
+Great Frederic's favourite, the oblique formation. The finest invention in
+tactics, with that he gained Rosbach, and beat the French and Austrians;
+with that he gained the battle of Breslau; and with that he gained the
+grand fight of Torgau, and finished the war. Yet the king always said that
+he had learned the manoeuvre from Epaminondas, and was only fighting the
+battle of Leuctra over again. But look there!" He pointed to a rising
+ground, a bluff of the forest ridge, to which a battalion of sharpshooters
+were hastening; it had seemed destitute of defence, and the sharpshooters
+were already beginning to scramble up its sides; when on the instant a
+large body of the enemy which had been covered by the forest, rushed upon
+its summit with a shout, and poured down a general volley. The whole
+Prussian line returned it by one tremendous discharge. The drums and
+trumpets struck up, the battalions and squadrons advanced, singing their
+national hymn. The skirmishers poured forward and the battle began. How
+shall I speak of what I felt at that moment; the sensation was
+indescribable! It was mingled of all feelings but personal. I was absorbed
+in that glorious roar, in that bold burst of human struggle, in all that
+was wild, ardent, and terrible in the power of man. I had not a thought of
+any thing but of the martial pomp and spirit-stilling grandeur of the
+scene before me. I was aroused
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page206 name=page206></A>[pg 206]</SPAN>
+from my contemplations by the loud laugh
+of my veteran friend; he was trying the benefit of a large brandy flask,
+which I remembered, and with some not very respectful opinion of his
+temperance, to have seen him place in one of his holsters at our visit to
+the suttlers. He now offered it to me. "You look wretchedly pale," said he;
+"our kind of life is too rough for you gentlemen <i>diplomats</i>, and you will
+find this glass right Nantz, the very best thing, if not the only good
+thing, that its country has to give." This took me down from my heroics at
+once, the brandy was first-rate, and I found myself restored to the level
+of the world at once, and infinitely the better for the operation. We now
+followed the advance of the troops. The leading columns had already forced
+their way into the entrance of the forest; but it was a forest of three
+leagues' depth and twice the number in length, a wooded province, and the
+way was fought foot by foot. It is only justice to the French to say, that
+they fought well&mdash;held the pass boldly&mdash;often charged our advance, and
+gave way only when they were on the point of being surrounded. But our
+superiority of discipline and numbers combined, did not suffer the success
+to be for a moment doubtful. Still, as we followed, the battle raged in
+the depths of the forest, already as dark as if night had come on&mdash;our
+only light the incessant illumination of the musketry, and the bursts of
+fire from the howitzers and guns.
+</p>
+<p>
+As we were standing on the last height at the entrance of the defile,
+"Look round," exclaimed Varnhorst, "and take your first lesson in our art,
+if you ever adopt the trade of soldiership. The Duke has outwitted the
+Frenchman. I suspected something of this sort in the morning, when I first
+heard his guns so far to the right. I allow that the enemy may be puzzled
+for a while who has five passes to defend, with half a dozen leagues
+between them, and a Prussian army in front ready to make him choose. He
+has evidently drawn off the strength of his troops to the Duke's point of
+attack, and has stripped the wing before us. Clairfait's mass has been
+thrown upon it, and the day is our own. Onward."
+</p>
+<p>
+The roads and the surrounding glades gave fearful evidence of the
+obstinacy of the struggle; but it also gave some curious evidence of the
+force of habit in making light of the troubles of life. The cavalry, which
+had been comparatively unemployed, from the nature of the service during
+the day, had taken advantage of the opportunity to consult their own
+comfort as much as possible. On the flank and rear of the infantry the
+troopers had taken the whole affair <i>en amateur</i>, and had lit their
+campfires, cooked their rations, handsomely augmented by the general
+spoliation of the hen-coops within many a league. Something like a fair
+was established round them by the suttlers; while the shells were actually
+falling and many a branch was shattered over their banquets by the shot
+which constantly whizzed through the trees. But, "<i>Vive la fortune!</i>" Even
+the sober Teuton and the rough son of the Bannat could enjoy the few
+moments that war gives to festivity, and what the next night or morning
+might bring was not suffered to disturb their sense of "schnapps," and
+their supper.
+</p>
+<p>
+The trampling of horses in our rear, and the galloping of the chasseurs of
+the ducal escort, now told us that the generalissimo was at hand. He rode
+up in high spirits, received our congratulations with princely courtesy,
+and bestowed praises on the troops, and especially on Clairfait, which
+made the count's dark features absolutely glow. The whole group rode
+together until we reached the open country. A decisive success had
+unquestionably been gained; and in war the first success is of proverbial
+importance. On this point, the duke laid peculiar weight on the few words
+which he could spare to me.
+</p>
+<p>
+"M. Marston," he observed, taking me cordially by the hand, "we are
+henceforth more than friends, we are camarades. We have been in the field
+together; and, with us Prussians, that is a tie for life."
+</p>
+<p>
+I made my acknowledgments for his highness's condescension. Business then
+took the lead.
+</p>
+<p>
+"You will now have a good despatch to transmit to our friends in England.
+The Count Clairfait has shown himself worthy of his reputation.
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page207 name=page207></A>[pg 207]</SPAN>
+I understand that the enemy's force consisted chiefly of the household
+troops of France; if so, we have beaten the best soldiers of the kingdom,
+and the rest can give us but little trouble. You will remark upon these
+points; and now for Paris."
+</p>
+<p>
+A cry, or rather a shout of assent from the circle of officers, echoed the
+words, and we all put spurs to our horses, and followed the <i>cortège</i>
+through the noble old groves. But before we reached its confines, the
+firing had wholly ceased, and the enemy were hurrying down the slope of
+the Argonne, and crossing in great disorder a plain which separated them
+from their main body. Our light troops and cavalry were dashing in pursuit,
+and prisoners were continually taken. From the spot where we halted, the
+light of the sinking day showed us the rapid breaking up of the fugitive
+column, the guns, one by one, left behind; the muskets thrown away; and
+the soldiers scattered, until our telescopes could discover scarcely more
+than a remnant reaching the protection of the distant hill.
+</p>
+<p>
+We supped that night on the green sward. The duke had invited his own
+staff, and that of Clairfait, to his tent, in honour of the day, and I
+never spent a gayer evening. His incomparable finish of manners, mingled
+with the cordiality which no man could more naturally assume when it was
+his pleasure, and his mixture of courtly pleasantry with the bold humour
+which campaigning, in some degree, teaches to every one, made him, if
+possible, more delightful, to my conception, than even in our first
+interview. Towards the close of the supper, which, like every thing else
+round him, was worthy of Sardanapalus, he addressed himself to me, and
+giving a most gracious personal opinion of what my "services had merited
+from the English minister," said that, "limited as his own means of
+rewarding zeal and ability might be, he begged of me to retain a slight
+memorial of his friendship, and of our day together on the heights of
+Argonne." Taking from the hand of Guiscard the riband and star of the
+"Order of Merit," the famous order instituted by the Great Frederic, he
+placed it round my neck, and proposed my health to the table as a "Knight
+of Prussia."
+</p>
+<p>
+This was a flattering distinction, and, if I could have had entire faith
+in all the complimentary language addressed to me by the sitters at that
+stately table, I should have had visions of very magnificent things. But
+there is no antidote to vanity equal to an empty purse. If I had been born
+to one of the leviathan fortunes of our peerage, I might possibly have
+imagined myself possessed of all the talents of mankind, and with all its
+distinctions waiting for my acceptance; but I never could forget the grave
+lesson that I was a younger son. I sat, like the Roman in his triumph,
+with the slave, to lecture him, behind. However, I had a more ample
+evidence of the sincerity with which those compliments were paid, in the
+higher degree of trust reposed in me from day to day.
+</p>
+<p>
+After the repast was ended, and the principal part of the guests had
+withdrawn, I was desired to wait for the communication of important
+intelligence&mdash;Guiscard and Varnhorst being the only officers of the staff
+who remained. A variety of papers, taken in the portfolio of one of the
+French generals who had fallen in the engagement of the day, were laid
+before us, and our little council proceeded to examine them. They were of
+a very various kind, and no bad epitome of the mind of a gallant and
+crackbrained coxcomb. Reflections on the conduct of the Allied armies, and
+conjectures on their future proceedings&mdash;both of so fantastic a kind, that
+the duke's gravity often gave way, and even the grim Guiscard sometimes
+wore a smile. Then came in a letter from some "<i>confrère</i>" in Paris, a
+tissue of gossip and grumbling, anecdotes of the irregularities of private
+life, and merciless abuse of the leaders of party. Interspersed with those
+were epistles of a more tender description; from which it appeared that
+the general's heart was as capacious as his ambition, and that he
+contrived to give his admiration to half a dozen of the <i>élite</i> of
+Parisian beauty at a time. Varnhorst was delighted with this portion of
+the correspondence; even the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page208 name=page208></A>[pg 208]</SPAN>
+presence of the duke could not prevent him
+from bursting into explosions of laughter; and he ended by imploring
+possession of the whole, as models of his future correspondence, in any
+emergency which compelled him to put pen to paper in matters of the sex.
+But nearly the last of the documents in the portfolio was one deserving of
+all attention. It was a statement of the measures which had been enjoined
+by the Republican government for raising the population in arms; and, as
+an appendix, the muster-roll of the various corps which were already on
+their way to join the army of Dumourier. The duke read this paper with a
+countenance from which all gaiety had vanished and handed it to Guiscard
+to read aloud.
+</p>
+<p>
+"What think you of that, gentlemen?" asked the duke, in his most
+deliberate tone.
+</p>
+<p>
+Varnhorst, in his usual unhesitating style, said&mdash;"It tells us only that
+we shall have some more fighting; but, as we are sure to beat them, the
+more the better. Your highness knows as well as any man alive, that the
+maxim of our great master was, 'Begin the war by fighting as many pitched
+battles as you can. Skirmishes teach discipline to the rabble; allow the
+higher orders time to escape, the government to tamper, and to encourage
+the resistance of all. Pitched battles are thunderbolts; they finish the
+business at once; and, like the thunderbolts, they appear to come from a
+source which defies resistance by man.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+"I think," said Guiscard, with his deep physiognomy still darkening, "that
+we lost, what is the most difficult of all things to recover&mdash;time."
+</p>
+<p>
+The duke bit his lip. "How was it to be helped, Guiscard? <i>You</i> know the
+causes of the delay; they were many and stubborn."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Ay," was the reply, with an animation, which struck me with surprise, "as
+many as the blockheads in Berlin, and as stubborn as the rock under our
+feet, or the Aulic council."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Well," said the duke, turning to me, with his customary grace of
+manner&mdash;"What does our friend, the Englishman, say?"
+</p>
+<p>
+Of course, I made no pretence to giving a military opinion. I merely said,
+"That I had every reliance on the experienced conduct of his highness, and
+on the established bravery of his army."
+</p>
+<p>
+"The truth is, M. Marston, as Guiscard says, we <i>have</i> lost time, though
+it is no fault of ours, and I observe, from these papers, that the enemy
+availed themselves of the delay, by bringing up strong corps from every
+point. Still, our duty lies plain before us; we <i>must</i> advance, and rescue
+the unfortunate royal family&mdash;we <i>must</i> tranquillize France, by
+overthrowing the rabble influence, which now threatens to subvert all law;
+and having done that, we may then retire, with the satisfaction of having
+fought without ambition, and been victorious without a wish for
+aggrandizement." After a pause, which none attempted to interrupt, he
+finished by saying&mdash;"I admit that our work is likely to become more
+difficult than I had supposed."
+</p>
+<p>
+Varnhorst's sanguine nature bore this with visible reluctance. "Pardon me,
+your highness, but my opinion is for instant action, whatever may happen.
+Let us but move to-morrow morning, and I promise you another battle of
+Rosbach within the next twelve hours." The idea was congenial to the
+gallantry of the duke; he smiled, and shook the bold speaker by the hand.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I see, by these lists," said Guiscard, as he slowly perused the returns,
+"that the troops with which we have been engaged to-day amounted to little
+more than twenty thousand men, under the new general, Dumourier. They
+fought badly, I think. I scarcely expected that they would have fought at
+all since the emigration of their officers. Sixteen or eighteen thousand
+men are already moving up from Flanders; a strong corps under my old
+acquaintance and countryman, Kellerman&mdash;and whatever he may be as an
+officer, a bolder and braver veteran does not exist&mdash;are coming, by forced
+marches, from the Rhine; the sea-coast towns are stripped of their
+garrisons, to supply a supplementary force; and I should not be surprised
+to find that we rather under, than over, calculated the force which will
+be in line against us within a week.
+ </p>
+<p>
+"So be it!" exclaimed Varnhorst,
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page209 name=page209></A>[pg 209]</SPAN>
+"What are troops without discipline, and generals without science? Both
+made to be beaten. The fifty thousand Prussians with us would march
+through Europe. I am for the advance. That was a brilliant dash of
+Clairfait's this afternoon. Let us match it to-morrow morning."
+</p>
+<p>
+"It was admirable!" replied the duke, with the colour mounting to his
+cheek. "Any officer in Europe might envy the decision, the daring, and the
+success. His sagacity in discovering the weak point of the enemy's
+position, and his skill in its attack, deserve all praise. His flank
+movement <i>was</i> perfectly admirable."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Well, we have only to try him again," exclaimed Varnhorst, with
+increasing animation. "We have turned the position, and taken a thousand
+prisoners and some guns. Our men are in high spirits; and, if I were in
+command of a corps to-morrow, my only countersign would be&mdash;'Paris.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Varnhorst," said the duke, "you have only anticipated my intention with
+regard to yourself. You shall have a command; the three brigades of
+Prussian grenadiers shall be given into your charge, and you shall operate
+on the flank. It is my wish to make our principal movement in that
+direction, and I <i>know</i> you well."
+</p>
+<p>
+Varnhorst's gratitude almost denied him words; but his countenance spoke
+better than his tongue.
+</p>
+<p>
+One of those papers contained a detail of several projects by the leading
+members of the Assembly for the government of France. Guiscard, after
+bending his wise head over them, pronounced them all equally futile, and
+equally tending to democracy. The duke was of the opposite opinion, and
+after a glance at the papers, observed&mdash;"that he thought some of those
+schemes ingenious; but that they so closely resembled the ideas thrown out
+in Germany, under the patronage of the Emperor Joseph, as to deprive them
+of any strong claim to originality." "No," said he gaily, "I shall never
+believe that Frenchmen are changed, until I hear that there is no ballet
+in Paris; you might as well tell me, that the Swiss will abjure the money
+which makes a part of his distinction, as the Frenchman give up the laced
+coat, the powdered queue, and the order of St Louis at his buttonhole.
+Those things are the man, they are his mind, his senses, himself. He is a
+creation of monarchy&mdash;a clever, amusing, ingenious, and brave one; but
+rely upon my knowledge of human nature&mdash;if French nature be any thing of
+the kind&mdash;that Paris, a capital without balls, and a government without
+embroidery, will disgust him beyond all forgiveness. It is my opinion,
+that if democracy were formed to-morrow, it would be danced away in a week;
+or if every pedigree in France were burned in this evening's fire, you
+would have the Boulevards crowded with marquises and marchionesses before
+the month was over. Is my friend <i>un peu philosophe</i>?" He laughed at his
+own picture of a revolution, and his pleasantry of manner would have made
+his sentiments popular on any subject. Still, our long-headed friend,
+Guiscard, was not to be convinced.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I may have every contempt," said he, in a hurried tone, "for the
+shallowness of idlers and talkers attempting to mould men by theories; but
+the question whether France is to remain a monarchy or not, is one of the
+most pressing importance to your highness's operations. It is only in this
+practical sense that I should think of the topic at all. You have taken
+the frontier towns, and have beaten the frontier army. Thus, so far as the
+regular force of France is concerned, the war is at an end. But then comes
+the grand point. A country of thirty millions of people cannot be
+conquered, if they can but be roused to resist. All the troops of
+Europe&mdash;nay, perhaps all the princes of the earth&mdash;might perish before
+they fully conquered a country so large as France, with so powerful a
+population. This seems even to be one of the provisions of Providence
+against ambition, that an invasion of a populous country is the most
+difficult operation in the world, unless the people welcome the invader.
+It gives every ditch the character of a fortress, and every man the spirit
+of a soldier. I recollect no instance in European history, where an
+established kingdom was conquered by invasion. They all stand at this hour,
+as they
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page210 name=page210></A>[pg 210]</SPAN>
+stood a thousand years ago. In France, we found the people without
+leaders, without troops, and without experience in war; of course they
+have not resisted our hussars and guns. But they have not joined us. In
+any other country of Europe, we should have recruits crowding to ask for
+service. But the French farmer shuts up his house; the peasant flies; the
+citizen barricades his gates, and gives a cannon-shot for an answer. The
+whole land rejects us, if it dares not repel; and, if we conquer, we shall
+have to colonize."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Well, we must fight them into it," said Varnhorst.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Or leave them to fight themselves out of it," I observed&mdash;"my national
+prejudices not being favourable to reasoning at the point of the bayonet."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Or take the chances of the world, and float on wherever the surge carries
+us," laughed the duke.
+</p>
+<p>
+But Guiscard was still inflexible. His deep eye flashed with a light which
+I never could have looked for under those projecting brows. His cheek was
+visited by a tinge which argued a passionate interest in the subject; and,
+as he spoke, his tongue uttered a nervous and powerful eloquence, which
+showed that Guiscard was thrown among camps, while he might have figured
+in senates and councils. Of course, at this distance of time, I can offer
+but a faint memory of his bold and spontaneous wisdom.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I can see no result for France but democracy. This war is like no other
+since the fall of the Roman Empire. It is a war of the passions. What man
+can calculate the power of those untried elements? I implore your highness
+to consider with the deepest caution every step to be taken from this
+moment. Europe has no other commander whom it can place in a rank with
+yourself; and if you, at the head of the first army of Europe, shall find
+it necessary to retreat before the peasantry of France, it will form a
+disastrous era in the art of war, and a still more disastrous omen to
+every crowned head of Europe."
+</p>
+<p>
+The duke looked uneasy. But he merely said with a smile&mdash;"My dear Guiscard,
+we must keep these sentiments to ourselves in camp. You are a cosmopolite,
+and look on these things with too refined a speculation. Like myself, you
+have dined and supped with the Diderots and Raynals&mdash;pleasant people, no
+doubt, but dangerous advisers."
+</p>
+<p>
+"I have!" exclaimed his excited hearer; "and neither I, nor any other man,
+would have met them without admiring their talents. But I always looked on
+their <i>coterie</i> as a sort of moral lunatics, the madder the more light
+they have."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Our question is simply one of fact," said the duke.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Yes, and of a fact on which the fate of Europe hinges at this moment! The
+monarchy of France is already cloven down. What wild shape of power is now
+to take up its fallen sword? The sovereignty of time, laws, and loyalty
+are in the grave, and the funeral rites will be bloody; but what hand is
+to make the ground of that grave firm enough to bear the foundations of a
+new throne?
+</p>
+<p>
+"The heels of our boots and the hoofs of our horses will trample it solid
+enough!" exclaimed Varnhorst.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The much stronger probability is," replied Guiscard, "that they will
+trample it into a mire so deep, that we may reckon the Allied powers
+fortunate if they can draw themselves out of it. France is revolutionized
+irrecoverably. Three things have been done within the last three months,
+any one of which would overthrow the strongest government on the Continent.
+By confiscating the property of the nobles, she has set the precedent for
+breaking down all property, thrown the prize into the hands of the
+populace, and thus, after corrupting them by the robbery, has bound them
+by the bribe. By destroying and banishing the persons of the nobility, she
+has done more than extinguish an antagonist to the mob&mdash;she has swept away
+a protector of the people. The provinces will henceforth be helpless;
+Paris will be the sovereign, and Paris itself will have the mob for its
+master. And by her third step, the ruin of the church, she has given the
+death-blow to the few and feeble feelings which acknowledged higher
+objects than those of the hour. The pressing point for us, is, how the
+Revolution will act upon the military spirit of the nation. The French nay
+succumb;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page211 name=page211></A>[pg 211]</SPAN>
+but they make good soldiers, they are the only nation in Europe
+who have an actual fondness for war, who contemplate it as a pastime, and,
+in spite of all their defeats, regard it as their natural path to power."
+ </p>
+<p>
+"But they fly before our squadrons," observed the duke.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Yes, as schoolboys fly before their master, until they are strong enough
+to rebel; or as the Indians fled before the lances and horses of Cortes,
+until they became accustomed to them. It would be infinitely wiser to
+leave the republicans to struggle with each other, than unite them by a
+national attack. Mobs, like the wolves, always fall upon the first wounded.
+The first faction that receives a blow in those campaigns of the Palais
+Royal, will have all the others tearing it to fragments. The custom will
+spread; every new drop of blood will let loose a torrent in retaliation;
+and when France has thus been drained of her fever, will be the time,
+either to restore her, or to paralyse for ever her power of disturbing the
+world."
+</p>
+<p>
+The sound of a gun from either flank of the army, reminded us that the
+hour of the evening hymn had come. It broke up our council. The
+incomparable harmony of so many thousand voices ascended into the air; and
+at the discharge of another gun, all was still once more. The night had
+now fallen, and the fatigues of the day made repose welcome. But the
+conversation of the last hour made me anxious to obtain all the knowledge
+of the actual state of the country, and the prospects of the campaign,
+which could be obtained from Guiscard. Varnhorst, full of a soldier's
+impetuosity, was gone to the quarters of his grenadiers, and was busy with
+hurried preparations for the morrow. The duke had retired, and, through
+the curtains of his tent, I could see the lamps by whose light his
+secretaries were in attendance, and with whom he would probably pass the
+greater part of the next twelve hours. With Guiscard I continued pacing up
+and down in front of our quarters, listening to the observations of a mind
+as richly stored, and as original, as I have ever met. He still persisted
+in his conviction, "that we had come at the wrong time, either too early
+or too late; <i>before</i> the nation had grown weary of anarchy, and <i>after</i>
+they had triumphed over the throne. "The rebound," said he energetically,
+"will be terrible. Ten times our force would be thrown away in this war.
+The army may drive all things before its front; but it will be assailed in
+the rear, in the flanks&mdash;every where. It is like the lava which I have
+seen pour down from Etna into the sea. It drove the tide before it, and
+threw the water up in vapour; but they were too powerful for it after all.
+And there stands the lava fixed and cold, and there roll the surges once
+again, burying it from the sight of man."
+</p>
+<p>
+A sudden harmony of trumpets, from various points of the vast encampment,
+pierced the ear, and in another moment the whole line of the hills was
+crowned with flame. The signal for lighting the fires of the Austrian and
+Prussian outposts had been given, and the effect was almost magical. In
+this army all things were done with a regularity almost perfect. The
+trumpet spoke, and the answer was instantaneous. All comparisons are
+feeble to realities of this order&mdash;seen, too, while the heart of man is
+quickened to enjoy and wonder, and feels scarcely less than a new
+existence in the stirring events every where round him. The first
+comparison that struck me was the vague one of a shower of stars. The
+mountain pinnacles were in a blaze. The general fires of the bivouacs soon
+spread through the forest, and down the slopes of the hills, all round to
+the horizon.
+</p>
+<p>
+The night was fine, the air flowed refreshingly from the verdure of the
+immense woods, and the scent of the thyme and flowers of the heath,
+pressed by my foot, rose "wooingly on the air." All was calm and odorous.
+The flourish of the evening trumpets still continued to swell in the rich
+harmonies which German skill alone can breathe, and thoughts of the past
+and the future began to steal over my mind. I was once more in England,
+gazing on the splendid beauty of Clotilde; and imagining the thousand
+forms in which my weary fortunes must be shaped, before I dared
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page212 name=page212></A>[pg 212]</SPAN>
+offer her
+a share in my hopes of happiness. I saw Mariamne once more, with her smile
+reminding me of Shakspeare's exquisite picture&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Oh, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful,</p>
+<p> In the contempt and anger of that lip!"</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+Then came a vision of my early home. The halls of Mortimer castle&mdash;the
+feebly surviving parent there, whom I still loved&mdash;the heartless and
+haughty brother&mdash;the pomp and pageantry to which he was born; while I was
+flung out into the wilderness, like the son of the handmaid, to perish, or,
+like him, escape only by a miracle. At that hour, perhaps, there were
+revels in the house of my fathers, while their descendant was wandering on
+a hill-side, in the midst of hostile armies, exposed to the chances of the
+conflict, and possibly only measuring with his pace the extent of his
+grave. But while I was thus sinking in heart, my hand, in making some
+unconscious gesture, struck the badge of Frederic's order on my bosom.
+What trifles change the current of human thoughts! That star threw more
+light over my darkness than the thousand constellations that studded the
+vault above my head. Success, honours, and public name, filled my mind. I
+saw all things, events, and persons through a brilliant haze of hope; and
+determining to follow fortune wherever she might lead me, abjured all
+thoughts of calamity in my unfriended, yet resolute career. Is it to
+consider the matter too curiously, to conceive that the laws of nature
+affect the mind? or that the spirit of man resembles an instrument, after
+all&mdash;an Aeolian harp, which owes all its pulses to the gusts that pass
+across its strings, and in which it simply depends upon the stronger or
+the feebler breeze, whether it shall smile with joyous and triumphant
+chords, or sink into throbs and sounds of sorrow?
+</p>
+<p>
+The galloping of horses roused me. It was Guiscard with an escort. "What!
+not in your bed yet?" was his hurried salutation. "So much the better; you
+will have a showy despatch to send to England to-night. Clairfait has just
+outdone himself. He found that the French were retreating, and he followed
+them without loss of time. His troops had been so dispersed by the service
+of the day, that he could collect but fifteen hundred hussars; and with
+these he gallantly set forth to pick up stragglers. His old acquaintance,
+Chazot, whom he had beaten the day before, was in command of a rearguard
+of ten thousand men. His fifteen hundred brave fellows were now exposed to
+ruin; and doubtless, if they had exhibited any show of retreating, they
+must have been ruined. But here Clairfait's <i>à la Turque</i> style was
+exactly in place. He ordered that not a shot should be fired, but that the
+spur and sabre should do the business; and at once plunged into the mass
+of infantry, cavalry, and artillery. In five minutes the whole were put to
+the rout&mdash;guns, baggage, and ammunition taken; and the French
+general-in-chief as much stripped of his rearguard, as ever a peacock was
+plucked of his tail."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Will the duke follow up the blow?" was my enquiry.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Beyond doubt. I have just left him giving orders for the advancement of
+the whole line at daybreak; and unless M. Dumouier is remarkably on the
+alert, we shall have him supping in the camp within the next twenty-four
+hours. But you will have better intelligence from himself; for he bade me
+prepare you for meeting him, as he rides to the wing from which the march
+begins."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Excellent news! You and Varnhorst will be field-marshals before the
+campaign is over." His countenance changed.
+</p>
+<p>
+"No; my course unfortunately lies in a different direction. The duke has
+been so perplexed, by the delays continually forced upon him by the
+diplomacy of the Allied cabinets, that he has been more than once on the
+point of giving up the command. Clairfait's success, and the prospect of
+cutting off the retreat of the French, or of getting between them and
+Paris, have furnished him with new materials; and I am now on my way to
+Berlin, to put matters in the proper point of view. Farewell, Marston, I
+am sorry to lose you as a comrade; but we <i>must</i> meet again&mdash;no laurels
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page213 name=page213></A>[pg 213]</SPAN>
+for <i>me</i> now. The duke must not find me here; he will pass by within the
+next five minutes."
+</p>
+<p>
+The noble fellow sprang from his horse, and shook my hand with a fervour
+which I had not thought to be in his grave and lofty nature.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Farewell!" he uttered once more, and threw himself on his saddle, and was
+gone.
+</p>
+<p>
+I had scarcely lost the sound of his horse's hoofs, as they rattled up the
+stony ravine of the hill, when the sound of a strong body of cavalry
+announced the approach of the generalissimo. He soon rode up, and
+addressed me with his usual courtesy. "I really am afraid, Mr Marston,
+that you will think me in a conspiracy to prevent your enjoying a night's
+rest, for all our meetings, I think, have been at the 'witching hour!' But
+would you think it too much to mount your horse now, and ride with me,
+before you send your despatches to your cabinet? I must visit the troops
+of the left wing without delay; we can converse on the way."
+</p>
+<p>
+I was all obedience, a knight of Prussia, and therefore at his highness's
+service.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Well, well, I thought so. You English gentlemen are ready for every thing.
+In the mean time, while your horse is saddling, look over this letter.
+That was a gallant attempt of Clairfait's, and, if we had not been too far
+off to support him, we might have pounced upon the main body as
+effectually as he did upon the rear. Chazot has escaped, but one of M.
+Dumourier's aides-de-camp, a remarkably intelligent fellow, has been taken,
+and on him has been found the papers which I beg you to peruse."
+</p>
+<p>
+It was a letter from the commander-in-chief to the <i>Bureau de la Guerre</i>
+in Paris.
+</p>
+<p>
+"MONSIEUR LE MINISTRE,&mdash;I write this, after having been on horseback for
+eighteen hours. We must have reinforcements without a moment's delay, or
+we are lost&mdash;the honour of France is lost&mdash;France herself is lost. I have
+with me less than 20,000 men to defend the road to Paris against 100,000.
+The truth must be told&mdash;truth becomes a citizen. We have been beaten! I
+have been unable to hold the passes of Argonne, and the enemy's hussars
+are already scouring the country in my rear. I have sent order upon order
+to Kellerman, and all my answer is, that he is preparing to advance; but
+he has not stirred a step. I daresay, that he is playing trictrac at Metz
+this moment.
+</p>
+<p>
+"My march from the Argonne has been a bold manoeuvre, but it has cost us
+something. Chazot, to whom I entrusted the protection of the march, and to
+whom I had given the strictest orders to keep the enemy's light troops at
+a distance, has suffered himself to be entrapped by those experienced
+campaigners, and has lost men. Duval fought bravely at the head of his
+brigade, and Miranda narrowly escaped being taken, in a dashing attempt to
+save the park of artillery. He had a horse killed under him, and was taken
+from the field insensible. Macdonald, who takes this, will explain more.
+He is a promising officer&mdash;give him a step. In the mean time, send me
+every man that you can. <i>France is in danger</i>."
+</p>
+<p>
+"The object now," observed the duke, "will be, to press upon the enemy in
+his present state of disorder, until we shall either be enabled to force
+him to fight a pitched battle at a disadvantage, or strike in between him
+and the capital. And now forward!"
+</p>
+<p>
+I mounted, and we rode through the camp&mdash;the duke occasionally giving some
+order for the morning to the officers commanding the successive divisions,
+and conversing with me on the points in discussion between England and the
+Allies. He was evidently dissatisfied with continental politics.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The king and the emperor are both sincere; but that is more than I can
+always say for those about them. We have too many Italians, and even
+Frenchmen, at our German courts. They are republicans to a man; and, by
+consequence, every important measure is betrayed. I can perceive, in the
+manoeuvres of the enemy's general, that he must have been acquainted with
+my last despatch from Berlin; and, I am so thoroughly persuaded of the
+fact, that I mean to manoeuvre to-morrow on that conviction. The order
+from Berlin is, that I shall act
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+upon his flanks. Within two hours after
+daylight I shall make a push for his centre; and, breaking through that,
+shall separate his wings, and crush them at my leisure. One would think,"
+said he, pausing, and looking round him with the exaltation of conscious
+power, "that the troops had overheard us, and already anticipated a
+victory."
+</p>
+<p>
+The sight from the knoll, where we drew our bridles, was certainly of the
+most striking kind. The fires, which at first I had seen glittering only
+on the mountain tops, were now blazing in all quarters; in the cleared
+spaces of the forest, on the heaths and in the ravines: the heaps of
+fagots gathered for the winter consumption of the cities, by woodmen of
+the district, were put in requisition, and the axes of the pioneers laid
+many a huge larch and elm on the blaze. Soldiers seldom think much of
+those who are to come after them; and the flames shot up among the
+thickets with the most unsparing brilliancy. Cheerfulness, too, prevailed;
+the sounds of laughter, and gay voices, and songs, arose on every side.
+The well-preserved game of this huge hunting-ground, the old vexation of
+the French peasant, now fell into hands which had no fear of the galleys
+for a shot at a wild boar, or bringing down a partridge. The fires
+exhibited many a substantial specimen of forest luxury in the act of
+preparation. No man enjoys rest and food like the soldier. A day's
+fighting and fasting gives a sense of delight to both, such as the man of
+cities can scarcely conceive. No epicure at his most <i>recherché</i> board
+ever knew the true pleasure of the senses, equal to the campaigner
+stretched upon the grass, until his supper was ready, and then sitting
+down to it. I acknowledge, that to me that simple rest, and that simple
+meal, often gave a sense of enjoyment which I have never even conceived in
+the luxuries of higher life. The instantaneous sleep that followed; the
+night without a restless moment; the awaking with all my powers refreshed,
+and yet with as complete an unconsciousness of the hours past away, as if
+I had lain down but the moment before, and started from night into
+sunshine&mdash;all belong to the campaigner: he has his troubles, but his
+enjoyments are his own, exclusive, delicious, incomparable.
+</p>
+<p>
+An officer of the staff now rode up to make a report on some movement of
+the division intended to lead in the morning, and the duke gave me
+permission to retire. He galloped off in the direction of the column, and
+I slowly pursued my way to my quarters. Yet I could not resist many a halt,
+to gaze on the singular beauty of the bursts of flame which lighted the
+landscape. More than once, it reminded me of the famous Homeric
+description of the Trojan bivouac by the ships. All the images were the
+same, except that, for the sea, we had the endless meadows of Champagne,
+and, for the ships, the remote tents of the enemy. We had the fire, the
+exulting troops, the carouse, the picketed horses, the shouts and songs,
+the lustre of the autumnal sky, and the bold longings for victory and the
+dawn. Even in Pope's feeble translation, the scene is animated&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "The troops exulting sate in order round,</p>
+<p> And beaming fires illumined all the ground."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+Then follows the famous simile of the moon, suddenly throwing its radiance
+over the obscure features of the landscape.
+</p>
+<p>
+But Homer, the poet of realities, soon returns to the true material&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"So many flames before proud Ilion blaze,</p>
+<p>And lighten glimmering Xanthus with their rays,</p>
+<p>A thousand piles the dusky horrors gild,</p>
+<p>And shoot a shadowy lustre o'er the field.</p>
+<p>Full fifty guards each flaming pile attend,</p>
+<p>Whose umber'd arms by fits thick flashes send;</p>
+<p>Loud neigh the coursers o'er their heaps of corn,</p>
+<p>And ardent warriors wait the rising morn."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+I leave it to others to give the history of this campaign, one of the most
+memorable of Europe from its consequences&mdash;the tramp of that army roused
+the slumbering giant of France. If the Frenchman said of a battle, that it
+was like a ball-room, you see little beyond your opposite partner; he
+might have said of a campaign, that you scarcely see even so much. The
+largeness of the scale is beyond
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page215 name=page215></A>[pg 215]</SPAN>
+all personal observation. I can answer
+only for myself, that I was on horseback before daybreak, and marched in
+the midst of columns which had no more doubt of beating up the enemy's
+quarters than they had of eating their first meal. All were in the highest
+spirits; and the opinions of the staff, among whom the duke had assigned
+me a place, were so sanguine, that I felt some concern at their reaching
+the ear of the captive aide-de-camp. This induced me to draw him away
+gradually from the crowd. I found him lively, as his countrymen generally
+are, but exhibiting at once a strength of observation and a frankness of
+language which are more uncommon.
+</p>
+<p>
+"I admit," said he, "that you have beaten us; but this is the natural
+effect of your incomparable discipline. Our army is new, our general new,
+every thing new but our imprudence, in venturing to meet your 100,000 with
+our 25,000. Yet France is not beaten. In fact, you have not met the French
+up to this hour."
+</p>
+<p>
+"What!" I exclaimed in surprise; "of what nation are the troops which we
+have fought in the Argonne, and are now following through the high-road to
+Paris? The Duke of Brunswick will be amused by hearing that he has been
+wasting his cannon-shot on spectres."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Ah, you English," he replied with a broad laugh, which made me still more
+doubt his nation, "are such matter-of-fact people, that you require
+substance in every thing. But what are the troops of France? Brave fellows
+enough, but not one of them has ever seen a shot fired in his life; even
+the few battalions which we had in America saw nothing but hedge-firing.
+The men before you have never seen more service than they could find in a
+cabaret, or hunting a highwayman. Some of them, I admit, have served their
+King in the shape of shouldering their muskets at his palace gates in
+Versailles, or marching in a procession of cardinals and confessors to
+Notre-Dame. My astonishment is, that at the first shot they did not all
+run to their soup, and at the second leave their muskets to take care of
+themselves. But they are brave; and, if they once learn to fight, the
+pupils will beat the master."
+</p>
+<p>
+"You are a philosopher, Monsieur, but, I hope, no prophet. I think I
+observe in you something of our English blood after all. You have opinions,
+and speak them."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Not quite English, nor quite French. My father was a borderer; so not
+even exactly either English or Scotch. He took up arms for the son of
+James&mdash;of course was ruined, as every one was who had to do with Stuart
+from the beginning of time&mdash;luckily escaped after the crash of Culloden,
+entered the Scottish Brigade here, and left to me nothing but his memory,
+his sword, and the untarnished name of Macdonald." I bowed to a name so
+connected with honour, and the lively aide-de-camp and I became from that
+moment, fast friends. After a long and fatiguing march, about noon, in one
+of the most sultry days of a British autumn, our advanced guard reached
+the front of the enemy's position. The outposts were driven in at once,
+and the whole army, as it came up, was formed in order of battle. Rumours
+had been spread of large reinforcements being on their way; and the clouds
+of dust which rose along the plain, and the confused sound of
+baggage-wagons, and heavy guns behind the hills, rendered it probable.
+Still the country before us was clear to the eye, and our whole force
+moved slowly forward to storm a range of heights, in the shape of a
+half-moon, which commanded the field. This was one of the sights which
+nothing but war can furnish, and to which no other sight on earth is equal.
+The motion, the shouts, the rapidity of all things&mdash;the galloping of the
+cavalry&mdash;the rolling of the parks of artillery&mdash;the rush of the light
+troops&mdash;the pressing march of the battalions&mdash;and all glittering with all
+the pomps of war, waving standards, flashing sabres, and the blaze thrown
+back from the columns' bayonets, that looked like sheets of steel, made me
+almost breathless. The aide-de-camp evidently enjoyed the sight as much as
+myself, and gave way to that instinct, by which man is a wolf, let the
+wise say what they will, and exults in war. But when he heard shots fired
+from the range of hills, his countenance changed.
+</p>
+<p>
+"There must be some mistake here," he said, with sudden gravity.
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page216 name=page216></A>[pg 216]</SPAN>
+"Dumourier could never have intended to hold his position so far in
+advance, and so wholly unprotected. Those troops will be lost, and the
+whole campaign may be compromised."
+</p>
+<p>
+The attack now commenced along the line, and the resistance was evidently
+serious. A heavy fire was sustained for some time; but the troops
+gradually established themselves on the lower part of the range. "I know
+it all now!" exclaimed my agitated companion, after a long look through my
+glass: "it is Kellerman's corps," said he, "which ought to have been a
+league to the rear of its present position at this moment. He must have
+received counter orders since I left him, or been desperately deceived;
+another half hour there, and he will never leave those hills but a
+prisoner or a corpse." From the shaking of his bridle, and the nervous
+quivering of his manly countenance, I saw how eagerly he would have
+received permission to bring the French general out of his dilemma. But he
+was a man of honour, and I was sure of him. In the midst of a thunder of
+cannon, which absolutely seemed to shake the ground under our feet, the
+firing suddenly ceased on the enemy's side. The cessation was followed on
+ours; there was an extraordinary silence over the field, and probably the
+generalissimo expected a flag of truce, or some proposal for the
+capitulation of the enemy's corps. But none came; and after a pause, in
+which aides-de-camp and orderlies were continually galloping between the
+advance and the spot where the duke stood at the head of his staff, the
+line moved again, and the hill was in our possession. But Kellerman was
+gone; and before our light troops could make any impression on the
+squadrons which covered the movement, he had again taken up a position on
+the formidable ground which was destined to figure so memorably in the
+annals of French soldiership, the heights of Valmy.
+</p>
+<p>
+"What think you now, my friend?" was my question.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Just what I thought before," was the answer. "We want science, without
+which bravery <i>may</i> fail; but we have bravery, without which science
+<i>must</i> fail. Kellerman may have been deceived in his first position, but
+he has evidently retrieved his error. He has now shortened his distance
+from his reinforcements, he has secured one of the most powerful positions
+in the country, and unless yon drive him out of it before nightfall, you
+might as well storm Ehrenbreitstein, or your own Gibraltar, by morning."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Well, the experiment is about to be made, for my glass shows me our
+howitzers <i>en masse</i>, moving up to cannonade him with grape and canister.
+He will have an uneasy bivouac of it."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Whether Kellerman can manoeuvre, I do not know. But that he will fight, I
+am perfectly sure. He is old, but one of the most daring and firm officers
+in our service. If it is in his orders to maintain those heights, he will
+hold them to his last cartridge and his last man."
+</p>
+<p>
+Our conversation was now lost in the roar of artillery, and after a
+tremendous fire of an hour on the French position, which was answered with
+equal weight from the heights, a powerful division was sent to assail the
+principal battery. The attempt was gallantly made, and the success seemed
+infallible, when I heard, through all the roar, the exclamation of
+Macdonald, "Brave Steingell!" At the words, he pointed to a heavy column
+of infantry hurrying down the ravine in rear of the redoubt.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Those are from the camp," he exclaimed, "and a few thousands more will
+make the post impregnable."
+</p>
+<p>
+The sight of the column seemed to have given renewed vigour to both sides;
+for, while the French guns rapidly increased their fire, aided by the
+musketry of the newly arrived troops, the Prussian artillerists, then the
+first in Europe, threw in their balls in such showers, that the forest,
+which hitherto had largely screened the enemy, began to fall in masses;
+branch and trunk were swept away, and the ground became as naked of cover
+as if it had been stripped by the axe. The troops thus exposed could not
+withstand this "iron hail," and they were palpably staggered. The retreat
+of a brigade, after suffering immense loss, shook the whole line, and
+produced a charge of our dragoons up the hill. I gave an involuntary
+glance at Macdonald. He was pale and exhausted;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page217 name=page217></A>[pg 217]</SPAN>
+but in another moment his
+eye sparkled, his colour came, and I heard him exclaim, "Bravo, Chazot!
+All is not lost yet." I saw a group of mounted officers galloping into the
+very spot which had been abandoned by the brigade, and followed by the
+colours of three or four battalions, which were planted directly under our
+fire. "There comes Chazot with his division!" cried the aide-de-camp;
+"gallant fellow, let him now make up for his ill fortune! Monsieur
+Brunswick will not sleep on the hill of Valmy to-night. He has been unable
+to force the centre, and now both flanks are secured: another attack would
+cost him ten thousand men. Nor will Monsieur Brunswick sleep on the hills
+of Valmy to-morrow. Dumourier was right; there was his Thermopylæ. But it
+will not be stormed. <i>Vive la France!</i>"
+</p>
+<p>
+The prediction was nearly true. The unexpected reinforcements, and the
+approach of night, determined the generalissimo to abandon the assault for
+the time. The fire soon slackened, the troops were withdrawn, and, after a
+heavy loss on both sides, both slept upon the field.
+</p>
+<p>
+I was roused at midnight from the deep sleep of fatigue, by an order to
+attend the duke, who was then holding a council. Varnhorst was my summoner,
+and on our way he slightly explained the purpose of his mission. "We are
+all in rather bad spirits at the result of to-day's action. The affair
+itself was not much, as it was only between detachments, but it shows two
+things; that the French are true to their revolutionary nonsense, and that
+they can fight. On even ground we have beaten them, and shall beat them
+again; but if Champagne gives them cover, what will it be when we get into
+the broken country that lies between this and Paris? Still there has been
+no rising of the people, and until then, we have nothing to fear for the
+event of the campaign."
+</p>
+<p>
+"What then have you to fear?" was my question. "What calls the council
+to-night?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"My good friend," said Varnhorst with a grave smile, which more reminded
+me of Guiscard, "remember the Arab apologue, that every man is born with
+two strings tied to him, one large and visible, but made of twisted
+feathers; the other so fine as to be invisible, but made of twisted steel.
+Thus there are few men without a visible motive, which all can see, and an
+invisible one&mdash;which, however, pulls then just as the puller pleases.
+Berlin pulls now, and the duke's glory and the good of Europe must be
+sacrificed to policy."
+</p>
+<p>
+"But will the king suffer this? Will the emperor stand by and see this
+done?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"They are both zealous for the liberation of the unfortunate royal family.
+But, <i>entre nous</i>&mdash;and this is a secret which I scarcely dare whisper even
+in a French desert&mdash;their counsellors have other ideas. Poland is the
+prize to which the ministers of both courts look. They know that the
+permanent possession of French provinces is impossible. It is against the
+will of your great country, against the deepest request of the French king,
+and against their own declarations. But Polish seizures would give them
+provinces to which nobody has laid claim, and which nobody can envy. The
+consequence is, that a negotiation is on foot at this moment to conclude
+the war by treaty, and, having ensured the safety of the royal family, to
+withdraw the army into Lorraine."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Why am I then summoned?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"To put your signature to the preliminaries."
+</p>
+<p>
+I started with indignation. "They shall wait long enough if they wait till
+I sign them. I shall not attend this council."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Observe," said Varnhorst, "I have spoken only on conjecture. If I return
+without you, my candour will be rewarded by an instant sentence for
+Spandau."
+</p>
+<p>
+This decided me. I shook my gallant friend by the hand, the cloud passed
+from his brow, and we rode together to the council. This was of a more
+formal nature than I had yet witnessed. Two officers expressly sent from
+Vienna and Berlin, a kind of military envoys, had brought the decisions of
+their respective cabinets upon the crisis. The duke said little. He had
+lost his gay nonchalance of manners, and was palpably dispirited and
+disappointed. His address to me was gracious as ever; but he was more of
+the prince and the diplomatist, and less of the soldier.
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page218 name=page218></A>[pg 218]</SPAN>
+Our sitting
+closed with a resolution, to agree upon an armistice, and to make the
+immediate release of the king one of the stipulations. I combated the
+proposal as long as I could with decorum. I placed, in the strongest light
+that I could, the immense impulse which any pause in our advance must give
+to the revolutionary spirit in France, or even in Europe&mdash;the
+impossibility of relying on any negotiation which depended on the will of
+the rabble&mdash;and, above all, the certainty that the first sign of tardiness
+on the part of the Allies would overthrow the monarchy, which was now kept
+in existence only by the dread of our arms. I was overruled. The proposal
+for the armistice was signed by all present but one&mdash;that one myself. And
+as we broke up silently and sullenly, at the first glimpse of a cold and
+stormy dawn, the fit omen of our future fate, I saw a secretary of the
+duke, accompanied by Macdonald, sent off to the headquarters of the enemy.
+</p>
+<p>
+All was now over, and I thought of returning to my post at Paris. I spent
+the rest of the day in paying parting civilities to my gallant friends,
+and ordered my calèche to be in readiness by morning. But my prediction
+had been only too true, though I had not calculated on so rapid a
+fulfilment. The knowledge of the armistice was no sooner made
+public&mdash;and, to do the French general justice, he lost neither time nor
+opportunity&mdash;than it was regarded as a national triumph. The electric
+change of public opinion, in this most electric of all countries, raised
+the people from a condition of the deepest terror to the highest
+confidence. Every man in France was a soldier, and every soldier a hero.
+This was the miracle of twenty-four hours. Dumourier's force instantly
+swelled to 100,000 men. He might have had a million, if he had asked for
+them. The whole country became impassable. Every village poured out its
+company of armed peasants; and, notwithstanding the diplomatic cessation
+of hostilities, a real, universal, and desperate peasant war broke upon us
+on every side.
+</p>
+<p>
+After a week of this most harassing warfare, in which we lost ten times
+the number of men which it would have cost to march over the bodies of
+Dumourier's army to the capital, the order was issued for a general
+retreat to the frontier. I remembered Mordecai's letter; but it was now
+too late. Even if I could have turned my horse's head to a French post, I
+felt myself bound to share the fortunes of the gallant army to which I had
+been so closely attached. In the heat of youth, I went even further, and,
+as my mission had virtually ceased, and I wore a Prussian order, I took
+the <i>un</i>diplomatic step of proposing to act as one of the duke's
+aides-de-camp until the army had left the enemy's territory. Behold me now,
+a hulan of the duke's guard! I found no reason to repent my choice, though
+our service was remarkably severe. The present war was chiefly against the
+light troops and irregulars of the retreating army&mdash;the columns being too
+formidable to admit of attack, at least by the multitude. Forty thousand
+men, of the main army of France, were appointed to the duty of "seeing us
+out of the country." But every attempt at foraging, every movement beyond
+the range of our cannon, was instantly met by a peasant skirmish. Every
+village approached by our squadrons, exhibited a barricade, from which we
+were fired on; every forest produced a succession of sharp encounters; and
+the passage of every river required as much precaution, and as often
+produced a serious contest, as if we were at open war. Thus we were
+perpetually on the wing, and our personal escapes were often of the most
+hair-breadth kind. If we passed through a thicket, we were sure to be met
+by a discharge of bullets; if we dismounted from our horses to take our
+hurried and scanty meal, we found some of them shot at the inn-door; if we
+flung ourselves, as tired as hounds after a chase, on the straw of a
+village stable, the probability was that we were awakened by finding the
+thatch in a blaze. How often we envied the easier life of the battalions!
+But there an enemy, more fearful than the peasantry, began to show itself.
+The weather had changed to storms of rain and bitter wind; the plains of
+Champagne, never famed for fertility, were now as wild and bare as a
+Russian steppe. The worst provisions, supplied on the narrowest
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page219 name=page219></A>[pg 219]</SPAN>
+scale&mdash;above all, disgust, the most fatal canker of the soldier's
+soul&mdash;spread disease among the ranks; and the roads on which we followed
+the march, gave terrible evidence of the havoc that every hour made among
+them. The mortality at last became so great, that it seemed not unlikely
+that the whole army would thus melt away before it reached the boundary of
+this land of death.
+</p>
+<p>
+The horror of the scene even struck the peasantry, and whether through
+fear of the contagion, or through the uselessness of hunting down men who
+were treading to the grave by thousands, the peasantry ceased to follow us.
+Yet such was the wretchedness of that hideous progress, that this
+cessation of hostility was scarcely a relief. The animation of the
+skirmishes, though it often cost life, yet kept the rest more alive; the
+strategem, the adventure, the surprise, nay, even the failure and escape,
+relieved us from the dreadful monotony of the life, or rather the
+half-existence, to which we were now condemned. Our buoyant and brilliant
+career was at an end; we were now only the mutes and mourners of a funeral
+procession of seventy thousand men.
+</p>
+<p>
+I still look back with an indescribable shudder at the scenes which we
+were compelled to witness from day to day during that month of misery; for
+the march, which began in the first days of October, was protracted till
+its end. I had kept up my spirits when many a more vigorous frame had sunk,
+and many a maturer mind had desponded; but the perpetual recurrence of the
+same dreary spectacles, the dying, and the more fortunate dead, covering
+the highways, the fields, and the village streets, at length sank into my
+soul. Some recollections of earlier principles, and the memory of my old
+friend Vincent, prevented my taking the summary and unhappy means of
+ridding myself of my burden, which I saw daily resorted to among the
+soldiery&mdash;a bullet through the brain, or a bayonet through the heart,
+cured all. But, thanks to early impressions, I was determined to wait the
+hand of the enemy, or the course of nature. Many a night I lay down beside
+my starving charger, with something of a hope that I should never see
+another morning; and many a morning, when I dragged my feeble limbs from
+the cold and wet ground, I looked round the horizon for the approach of
+some enemy's squadron, or peasant band, which might give me an honourable
+chance of escape from an existence now no longer endurable. But all was in
+vain. For leagues round no living object was visible, except that long
+column, silently and slowly winding on through the distance, like an army
+of spectres.
+</p>
+<p>
+My diminished squadron had at length become almost the only rear-guard.
+From a hundred and fifty as fine fellows as ever sat a charger, we were
+now reduced to a third. All its officers, youths of the first families of
+Prussia, had either been left behind dying in the villages, or had been
+laid in the graves by the road-side, and I was now the only commandant.
+Perhaps even this circumstance was the means of saving my life. My new
+responsibility compelled me to make some exertion; and I felt that, live
+or die, I might still earn an honourable name. Even in those darkest hours,
+the thought that Clotilde might ask where and how I finished my
+ill-fortuned career, and perhaps give a moment's sorrow to one who
+remembered her to the last, had its share in restoring me to a sense of
+the world. In that sort of fond frenzy, which seems so fantastic when it
+is past, but so natural, and is actually so irresistible while it is in
+the mind, I wrote down my feelings, wild as they were&mdash;my impossible hopes,
+and a promise never to forget her while I remained in this world, and, if
+there could be an intercourse between the living and the dead, in that
+world to which I felt myself hastening. I then bade her a solemn and
+heartfelt farewell. Placing the paper in my bosom, with a locket
+containing a ringlet of her beautiful hair, which Marianne had contrived
+to obtain for me, the only legacy I had to offer, I felt as if I had done
+my last duty among mankind.
+</p>
+<p>
+Still we wandered on, through a country which had the look of a boundless
+cemetery. Not a peasant was met; not a sound of human labour, joy or
+sorrow, reached the ear; not a smoke rose from mansion or cottage; all was
+still, except when the wind burst in bitter gusts over
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page220 name=page220></A>[pg 220]</SPAN>the plain, or the
+almost ceaseless rain swelled into sheets, and sent the rivers roaring
+down before us. If the land had never been inhabited, or had been swept of
+its inhabitants by an avenging Providence, it could not have been more
+solitary. I never conceived the idea of the wilderness before. It was the
+intensity of desolation.
+</p>
+<p>
+We seemed even to make no progress. We began to think that the scene would
+never change. But one evening, when the troop had lain down under the
+shelter of a knoll, my sergeant, a fine Hungarian, whose eyes had been
+sharpened by hussar service on the Turkish border, aroused me, saying that
+he had discovered French horse-tracks in advance of us. We were all
+instantly on the alert, the horse-tracks were found to be numerous, and it
+was evident that a strong body of the enemy's cavalry had managed to get
+in between us and the army. It is true that there was a treaty, in which
+the unmolested movement of the duke was an article. But, it might have
+been annulled; or the French general might have been inclined to make a
+daring experiment on our worn-down battalions; or, at all events, it was
+our business to keep him as far off as we could. We were on horseback
+immediately. The track led us along the high-road for one or two leagues
+and then turned off towards a village on a height at some distance. We now
+paused, and the question was, whether to follow the enemy, or to dismount
+and try to rest ourselves, and our tired horses, for the night. We had
+scarcely come to the decision of unloosing girths, when the sky above the
+village showed a sudden glow; and a confused clamour of voices came upon
+the wind. Dispatching an orderly to the duke, to inform him of the French
+movement, we rode towards the village. We found the road in its immediate
+neighbourhood covered with fugitives; who, however, instead of flying from
+us with the usual horror of the peasantry, threw themselves beside our
+stirrups, hung on our bridles, and implored us with every wild
+gesticulation to hasten to the gates. All that I could learn from the
+outcries of men, women, and children, was, that their village, or rather
+town&mdash;for we found it of considerable size&mdash;had been the quarters of some
+of the Austrian cavalry, and that the officers had given a ball, to which
+the leading families had been invited. The ball was charged as a national
+crime by the democrats in Paris, and a regiment of horse had been sent to
+punish the unfortunate town.
+ </p>
+<p>
+To attack such a force with fifty worn-out men, was obviously hopeless,
+and my hulans, brave as they were, hung down their heads; but a fresh
+concourse came rushing from the gates with even louder outcries than
+before, and the words, <i>massacre</i> and <i>conflagration</i>, were heard with
+fearful emphasis. While I pondered for a moment on our want of means, a
+fine old man, with his white hair stained with blood from a sabre wound in
+his forehead, clung to my charger's neck, and implored me, by the honour
+of soldiership, to make but one effort against the revolutionary brigands,
+as he termed them. "I am a French officer and noble!" he exclaimed&mdash;"I
+have served my king, I have a son in the army of Condé, and now the
+wretches have seized on my only daughter, my Amalia, and they are carrying
+her to their accursed guillotine." I could resist no longer; yet I looked
+round despairingly at my force. "Follow me," said the agonized old man;
+"one half of the villains are drunk in the cafes already, the other half
+are busy in that horrid procession to the axe. I shall take you by a
+private way, and you may fall upon them by surprise. You shall find me,
+and all who belong to me, sword in hand by your side. Come on; and the God
+of battles, and protector of the unhappy, will give you victory." He knelt
+at my feet, with his hands upraised.&mdash;"For my child's sake!"&mdash;he continued
+faintly to exclaim&mdash;"for my innocent child's sake!" I saw tears fall down
+some of our bronzed faces, and I had but one word to utter; but that
+was&mdash;"Forward!" We followed our guide swiftly and silently through the
+narrow streets; and then suddenly emerging into the public square, saw
+such a sight of terror as never before met my eyes.
+</p>
+<br><hr class=full>
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page221 name=page221></A>[pg 221]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s8" id="bw340s8"></a><h2>SECESSION FROM THE CHURCH OF
+SCOTLAND.</h2>
+
+
+<p>
+A great revolution has taken place in Scotland. A greater has been
+threatened. Nor is that danger even yet certainly gone by. Upon the
+accidents of such events as may arise for the next five years, whether
+fitted or not fitted to revive discussions in which many of the
+Non-seceders went in various degrees along with the Seceders, depends the
+final (and, in a strict sense, the very awful) question, What is to be the
+fate of the Scottish church? Lord Aberdeen's Act is well qualified to
+tranquillize the agitations of that body; and at an earlier stage, if not
+intercepted by Lord Melbourne, might have prevented them in part. But Lord
+Aberdeen has no power to stifle a conflagration once thoroughly kindled.
+That must depend in a great degree upon the favourable aspect of events
+yet in the rear.
+</p>
+<p>
+Meantime these great disturbances are not understood in England; and
+chiefly on the differences between the two nations as to the language of
+their several churches and law courts. The process of ordination and
+induction is totally different under the different ecclesiastical
+administrations of the two kingdoms. And the church courts of Scotland do
+not exist in England. We write, therefore, with an express view to the
+better information of England proper. And, with this purpose, we shall
+lead the discussion through four capital questions:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+I. <i>What</i> is it that has been done by the moving party?
+</p>
+<p>
+II. <i>How</i> was it done? By what agencies and influence?
+</p>
+<p>
+III. What were the <i>immediate results</i> of these acts?
+</p>
+<p>
+IV. What are the <i>remote results</i> yet to be apprehended?
+
+<br><hr>
+<p>
+I. First, then, WHAT <i>is it that has been done</i>?
+</p>
+<p>
+Up to the month of May in 1834, the fathers and brothers of the "Kirk"
+were in harmony as great as humanity can hope to see. Since May 1834, the
+church has been a fierce crater of volcanic agencies, throwing out of her
+bosom one-third of her children; and these children are no sooner born
+into their earthly atmosphere, than they turn, with unnatural passions, to
+the destruction of their brethren. What <i>can</i> be the grounds upon which an
+<i>acharnement</i> so deadly has arisen?
+</p>
+<p>
+It will read to the ears of a stranger almost as an experiment upon his
+credulity, if we tell the simple truth. Being incredible, however, it is
+not the less true; and, being monstrous it will yet be recorded in history,
+that the Scottish church has split into mortal feuds upon two points
+absolutely without interest to the nation: 1st, Upon a demand for creating
+clergymen by a new process; 2dly, Upon a demand for Papal latitude of
+jurisdiction. Even the order of succession in these things is not without
+meaning. Had the second demand stood first, it would have seemed possible
+that the two demands might have grown up independently, and so far
+conscientiously. But, according to the realities of the case, this is
+<i>not</i> possible, the second demand grew <i>out</i> of the first. The interest of
+the Seceders, as locked up in their earliest requisition, was that which
+prompted their second. Almost every body was contented with the existing
+mode of creating the pastoral relation. Search through Christendom,
+lengthways and breadthways, there was not a public usage, an institution,
+an economy, which more profoundly slept in the sunshine of divine favour
+or of civil prosperity, than the peculiar mode authorized and practised in
+Scotland of appointing to every parish its several pastor. Here and there
+an ultra-Presbyterian spirit might prompt a murmur against it. But the
+wise and intelligent approved; and those who had the appropriate&mdash;that is,
+the religious interest&mdash;confessed that it was practically successful. From
+whom, then, came the attempt to change? Why, from those only who had an
+alien interest, an indirect interest, an interest of ambition in its
+subversion. As matters stood in the spring of 1834, the patron of each
+benefice, acting under the severest restraints&mdash;restraints which (if the
+church courts did their
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page222 name=page222></A>[pg 222]</SPAN>
+duty) left no room or possibility for an unfit man
+to creep in, nominated the incumbent. In a spiritual sense, the church had
+all power: by refusing, first of all, to "<i>license</i>" unqualified persons;
+secondly, by refusing to "<i>admit</i>" out of these licensed persons such as
+might have become warped from the proper standard of pastoral fitness, the
+church had a negative voice, all-potential in the creation of clergymen;
+the church could exclude whom she pleased. But this contented her not.
+Simply to shut out was an ungracious office, though mighty for the
+interests of orthodoxy through the land. The children of this world, who
+became the agitators of the church, clamoured for something more. They
+desired for the church that she should become a lady patroness; that she
+should give as well as take away; that she should wield a sceptre, courted
+for its bounties, and not merely feared for its austerities. Yet how
+should this be accomplished? Openly to translate upon the church the
+present power of patrons&mdash;<i>that</i> were too revolutionary, that would have
+exposed its own object. For the present, therefore, let this device
+prevail&mdash;let the power nominally be transferred to congregations; let this
+be done upon the plea that each congregation understands best what mode of
+ministrations tends to its own edification. There lies the semblance of a
+Christian plea; the congregation, it is said, has become anxious for
+itself; the church has become anxious for the congregation. And then, if
+the translation should be effected, the church has already devised a means
+for appropriating the power which she has unsettled; for she limits this
+power to the communicants at the sacramental table. Now, in Scotland,
+though not in England, the character of communicant is notoriously created
+or suspended by the clergyman of each parish; so that, by the briefest of
+circuits, the church causes the power to revolve into her own hands.
+</p>
+<p>
+That was the first change&mdash;a change full of Jacobinism; and for which to
+be published was to be denounced. It was necessary, therefore, to place
+this Jacobin change upon a basis privileged from attack. How should <i>that</i>
+be done? The object was to create a new clerical power; to shift the
+election of clergymen from the lay hands in which law and usage had lodged
+it; and, under a plausible mask of making the election popular,
+circuitously to make it ecclesiastical. Yet, if the existing patrons of
+church benefices should see themselves suddenly denuded of their rights,
+and within a year or two should see these rights settling determinately
+into the hands of the clergy, the fraud, the fraudulent purpose, and the
+fraudulent machinery, would have stood out in gross proportions too
+palpably revealed. In this dilemma the reverend agitators devised a second
+scheme. It was a scheme bearing triple harvests; for, at one and the same
+time, it furnished the motive which gave a constructive coherency and
+meaning to the original purpose, it threw a solemn shadow over the rank
+worldliness of that purpose, and it opened a diffusive tendency towards
+other purposes of the same nature, as yet undeveloped. The device was this:
+in Scotland, as in England, the total process by which a parish clergyman
+is created, subdivides itself into several successive acts. The initial
+act belongs to the patron of the benefice: he must "<i>present</i>"; that is,
+he notifies the fact of his having conferred the benefice upon A B, to a
+public body which officially takes cognizance of this act; and that body
+is, not the particular parish concerned, but the presbytery of the
+district in which the parish is seated. Thus far the steps, merely legal,
+of the proceedings, were too definite to be easily disturbed. These steps
+are sustained by Lord Aberdeen as realities, and even by the
+Non-intrusionists were tolerated as formalities.
+</p>
+<p>
+But at this point commence other steps not so rigorously defined by law or
+usage, nor so absolutely within one uniform interpretation of their value.
+In practice they had long sunk into forms. But ancient forms easily lend
+themselves to a revivification by meanings and applications, new or old,
+under the galvanism of democratic forces. The disturbers of the church,
+passing by the act of "presentation" as an obstacle too formidable to be
+separately attacked on its own account, made their stand upon one of the
+two acts which lie next in
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page223 name=page223></A>[pg 223]</SPAN>
+succession. It is the regular routine, that the
+presbytery, having been warned of the patron's appointment, and having
+"received" (in technical language) the presentee&mdash;that is, having formally
+recognised him in that character&mdash;next appoint a day on which he is to
+preach before the congregation. This sermon, together with the prayers by
+which it is accompanied, constitute the probationary act according to some
+views; but, according to the general theory, simply the inaugural act by
+which the new pastor places himself officially before his future
+parishioners. Decorum, and the sense of proportion, seem to require that
+to every commencement of a very weighty relation, imposing new duties,
+there should be a corresponding and ceremonial entrance. The new pastor,
+until this public introduction, could not be legitimately assumed for
+known to the parishioners. And accordingly at this point it was&mdash;viz.
+subsequently to his authentic publication, as we may call it&mdash;that, in the
+case of any grievous scandal known to the parish as outstanding against
+him, arose the proper opportunity furnished by the church for lodging the
+accusation, and for investigating it before the church court. In default,
+however, of any grave objection to the presentee, he was next summoned by
+the presbytery to what really <i>was</i> a probationary act at their bar; viz.
+an examination of his theological sufficiency. But in this it could not be
+expected that he should fail, because he must previously have satisfied
+the requisitions of the church in his original examination for a license
+to preach. Once dismissed with credit from this bar, he was now beyond all
+further probation whatsoever; in technical phrase, he was entitled to
+"admission." Such were the steps, according to their orderly succession,
+by which a man consummated the pastoral tie with any particular parish.
+And all of these steps, subsequent to the "<i>reception</i>" and inaugural
+preaching, were now summarily characterised by the revolutionists as
+"spiritual;" for the sake of sequestering them into their own hands. As to
+the initiatory act of presentation, <i>that</i> might be secular, and to be
+dealt with by a secular law. But the rest were acts which belonged not to
+a kingdom of this world. "These," with a new-born scrupulosity never heard
+of until the revolution of 1834, clamoured for new casuistries; "these,"
+said the agitators, "we cannot consent any longer to leave in their state
+of collapse as mere inert or ceremonial forms. They must be revivified. By
+all means, let the patron present as heretofore. But the acts of
+'examination' and 'admission,' <i>together with power of altogether refusing
+to enter upon either</i>, under a protest against the candidate from a clear
+majority of the parishioners&mdash;these are acts falling within the spiritual
+jurisdiction of the church. And these powers we must, for the future, see
+exercised according to spiritual views."
+</p>
+<p>
+Here, then, suddenly emerged a perfect ratification for their own previous
+revolutionary doctrine upon the creation of parish clergymen. This new
+scruple was, in relation to former scruples, a perfect linch-pin for
+locking their machinery into cohesion. For vainly would they have sought
+to defeat the patron's right of presenting, unless through this sudden
+pause and interdict imposed upon the <i>latter</i> acts in the process of
+induction, under the pretext that these were acts competent only to a
+spiritual jurisdiction. This plea, by its tendency, rounded and secured
+all that they had yet advanced in the way of claim. But, at the same tine,
+though indispensable negatively, positively it stretched so much further
+than any necessity or interest inherent in their present innovations, that
+not improbably they faltered and shrank back at first from the
+immeasurable field of consequences upon which it opened. Thy would
+willingly have accepted less. But, unfortunately, it sometimes happens,
+that, to gain as much as is needful in one direction, you must take a
+great deal more than you wish for in another. Any principle, which <i>could</i>
+carry them over the immediate difficulty, would, by mere necessity, carry
+them incalculably beyond it. For if every act bearing in any one direction
+a spiritual aspect, showing at any angle a relation to spiritual things,
+is therefore to be held spiritual in a sense excluding the interference of
+the civil power, there falls to the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page224 name=page224></A>[pg 224]</SPAN>
+ground at once the whole fabric of
+civil authority in any independent form. Accordingly, we are satisfied
+that the claim to a spiritual jurisdiction, in collision with the claims
+of the state, would not probably have offered itself to the ambition of
+the agitators, otherwise than as a measure ancillary to their earlier
+pretension of appointing virtually all parish clergymen. The one claim was
+found to be the integration or <i>sine quâ non</i> complement of the other. In
+order to sustain the power of appointment in their own courts, it was
+necessary that they should defeat the patron's power; and, in order to
+defeat the patron's power, ranging itself (as sooner or later it would)
+under the law of the Land, it was necessary that they should decline that
+struggle, by attempting to take the question out of all secular
+jurisdictions whatever.
+</p>
+<p>
+In this way grew up that twofold revolution which has been convulsing the
+Scottish church since 1834; first, the audacious attempt to disturb the
+settled mode of appointing the parish clergy, through a silent robbery
+perpetrated on the crown and great landed aristocracy, secondly, and in
+prosecution of that primary purpose, the far more frantic attempt to renew
+in a practical shape the old disputes so often agitating the forum of
+Christendom, as to the bounds of civil and spiritual power.
+</p>
+<p>
+In our rehearsal of the stages through which the process of induction
+ordinarily travels, we have purposely omitted one possible interlude or
+parenthesis in the series; not as wishing to conceal it, but for the very
+opposite reason. It is right to withdraw from a <i>representative</i> account
+of any transaction such varieties of the routine as occur but seldom: in
+this way they are more pointedly exposed. Now, having made that
+explanation, we go on to inform the Southern reader&mdash;than an old
+traditionary usage has prevailed in Scotland, but not systematically or
+uniformly, of sending to the presentee, through the presbytery, what is
+designated a "<i>call</i>", subscribed by members of the parish congregation.
+This call is simply an invitation to the office of their pastor. It arose
+in the disorders of the seventeenth century; but in practice it is
+generally admitted to have sunk into a mere formality throughout the
+eighteenth century; and the very position which it holds in the succession
+of steps, not usually coming forward until <i>after</i> the presentation has
+been notified, (supposing that it comes forward at all,) compels us to
+regard it in that light. Apparently it bears the same relation to the
+patron's act as the Address of the two Houses to the Speech from the
+Throne: it is rather a courteous echo to the personal compliment involved
+in the presentation, than capable of being regarded as any <i>original</i> act
+of invitation. And yet, in defiance of that notorious fact, some people go
+so far as to assert, that a call is not good unless where it is subscribed
+by a clear majority of the congregation. This is amusing. We have already
+explained that, except as a liberal courtesy, the very idea of a call
+destined to be inoperative, is and must be moonshine. Yet between two
+moonshines, some people, it seems, can tell which is the denser. We have
+all heard of Barmecide banquets, where, out of tureens filled to the brim
+with&mdash;nothing, the fortunate guest was helped to vast messes of&mdash;air. For
+a hungry guest to take this tantalization in good part, was the sure way
+to win the esteem of the noble Barmecide. But the Barmecide himself would
+hardly approve of a duel turning upon a comparison between two of his
+tureens, question being&mdash;which had been the fuller, or of two nihilities
+which had been seasoned the more judiciously. Yet this in effect is the
+reasoning of those who say that a call, signed by fifty-one persons out of
+a hundred, is more valid than another signed only by twenty-six, or by
+nobody; it being in the mean time fully understood that neither is valid
+in the least possible degree. But if the "<i>call</i>" was a Barmecide call,
+there was another act open to the congregation which was not so.
+</p>
+<p>
+For the English reader must now understand, that over and above the
+passive and less invidious mode of discountenancing or forbearing to
+countenance a presentee, by withdrawing from the direct "<i>call</i>" upon him,
+usage has sanctioned another and stronger sort of protest; one which
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page225 name=page225></A>[pg 225]</SPAN>
+takes
+the shape of distinct and clamorous <i>objections</i>. We are speaking of the
+routine in this place, according to the course which it <i>did</i> travel or
+<i>could</i> travel under that law and that practice which furnished the pleas
+for complaint. Now, it was upon these "objections," as may well be
+supposed, that the main battle arose. Simply to want the "call," being a
+mere <i>zero</i>, could not much lay hold upon public feeling. It was a case
+not fitted for effect. You cannot bring a blank privation strongly before
+the public eye. "The 'call' did not take place last week;" well, perhaps
+it will take place next week. Or again, if it should never take place,
+perhaps it may be religious carelessness on the part of the parish. Many
+parishes notoriously feel no interest in their pastor, except as a quiet
+member of their community. Consequently, in two of three cases that might
+occur, there was nothing to excite the public: the parish had either
+agreed with the patron, or had not noticeably dissented. But in the third
+case of positive "objections," which (in order to justify themselves as
+not frivolous and vexatious) were urged with peculiar emphasis, the
+attention of all men was arrested. Newspapers reverberated the fact:
+sympathetic groans arose: the patron was an oppressor: the parish was
+under persecution: and the poor clergyman, whose case was the most to be
+pitied, as being in a measure <i>endowed</i> with a lasting fund of dislike,
+had the mortification to find, over and above this resistance from within,
+that he bore the name of "intruder" from without. He was supposed by the
+fiction of the case to be in league with his patron for the persecution of
+a godly parish; whilst in reality the godly parish was persecuting <i>him</i>,
+and hallooing the world <i>ab extra</i> to join in the hunt.
+</p>
+<p>
+In such cases of pretended objections to men who have not been tried, we
+need scarcely tell the reader, that usually they are mere cabals and
+worldly intrigues. It is next to impossible that any parish or
+congregation should sincerely agree in their opinion of a clergyman. What
+one man likes in such cases, another man detests. Mr A., with an ardent
+nature, and something of a histrionic turn, doats upon a fine rhetorical
+display. Mr B., with more simplicity of taste, pronounces this little
+better than theatrical ostentation. Mr C. requires a good deal of critical
+scholarship. Mr D. quarrels with this as unsuitable to a rustic
+congregation. Mrs X., who is "under concern" for sin, demands a searching
+and (as she expresses it) a "faithful" style of dealing with consciences.
+Mrs Y., an aristocratic lady, who cannot bear to be mixed up in any common
+charge together with low people, abominates such words as "sin," and wills
+that the parson should confine his "observations" to the "shocking
+demoralization of the lower orders."
+</p>
+<p>
+Now, having stated the practice of Scottish induction, as it was formerly
+sustained in its first stage by law, in its second stage by usage, let us
+finish that part of the subject by reporting the <i>existing</i> practice as
+regulated in all its stages by law. What law? The law as laid down in Lord
+Aberdeen's late Act of Parliament. This statement should, historically
+speaking, have found itself under our <i>third</i> head, as being one amongst
+the consequences immediately following the final rupture. But it is better
+placed at this point; because it closes the whole review of that topic;
+and because it reflects light upon the former practice&mdash;the practice which
+led to the whole mutinous tumult: every alteration forcing more keenly
+upon the reader's attention what had been the previous custom, and in what
+respect it was held by any man to be a grievance.
+</p>
+<p>
+This Act, then, of Lord Aberdeen's, removes all <i>legal</i> effect from the
+"<i>call</i>." Common sense required <i>that</i>. For what was to be done with
+patronage? Was it to be sustained, or was it not? If not, then why quarrel
+with the Non-intrusionists? Why suffer a schism to take place in the
+church? Give legal effect to the "call," and the original cause of quarrel
+is gone. For, with respect to the opponents of the Non-intrusionists,
+<i>they</i> would bow to the law. On the other hand, if patronage <i>is</i> to be
+sustained, then why allow of any lingering or doubtful force to what must
+often operate as a conflicting claim? "A call," which carries with it any
+legal force, <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page226 name=page226></A>[pg 226]</SPAN>
+annihilates patronage. Patronage would thus be exercised only
+on sufferance. Do we mean then, that a "call" should sink into a pure
+fiction of ceremony, like the English <i>congé-d'élire</i> addressed to a dean
+and chapter, calling on them to elect a bishop, when all the world knows
+that already the see has been filled by a nomination from the crown? Not
+at all; a <i>moral</i> weight will still attach to the "call," though no legal
+coercion: and, what is chiefly important, all those <i>doubts</i> be removed by
+express legislation, which could not but arise between a practice pointing
+sometimes in one direction, and sometimes in another, between legal
+decisions again upholding one view, whilst something very like legal
+prescription was occasionally pleaded for the other. Behold the evil of
+written laws not rigorously in harmony with that sort of customary law
+founded upon vague tradition or irregular practice. And here, by the way,
+arises the place for explaining to the reader that irreconcilable dispute
+amongst Parliamentary lawyers as to the question whether Lord Aberdeen's
+bill were <i>enactory</i>, that is, created a new law, or <i>declaratory</i>, that
+is, simply expounded an old one. If enactory, then why did the House of
+Lords give judgment against those who allowed weight to the "call?" That
+might need altering; <i>that</i> might be highly inexpedient; but if it
+required a new law to make it illegal, how could those parties be held in
+the wrong previously to the new act of legislation? On the other hand, if
+declaratory, then show us any old law which made the "call" illegal. The
+fact is&mdash;that no man can decide whether the act established a new law, or
+merely expounded an old one. And the reason why he cannot&mdash;is this: the
+practice, the usage, which often is the law, had grown up variously during
+the troubles of the seventeenth century. In many places political reasons
+had dictated that the elders should nominate the incumbent. But the
+ancient practice had authorized patronage: by the act of Queen Anne (10th
+chap.) it was even formally restored; and yet the patron in known
+instances was said to have waived his right in deference to the "call."
+But why? Did he do so, in courteous compliance with the parish, as a party
+whose <i>reasonable</i> wishes ought, for the sake of all parties, to meet with
+attention? Or did he do so, in humble submission to the parish, as having
+by their majorities a legal right to the presentation? There lay the
+question. The presumptions from antiquity were all against the call. The
+more modern practice had occasionally been <i>for</i> it. Now, we all know how
+many colourable claims of right are created by prescription. What was the
+exact force of the "call," no man could say. In like manner, the exact
+character and limit of allowable objections had been ill-defined in
+practice, and rested more on a vague tradition than on any settled rule.
+This also made it hard to say whether Lord Aberdeen's Act were enactory or
+declaratory, a predicament, however, which equally affects all statutes
+<i>for removing doubts</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+The "call," then, we consider as no longer recognised by law. But did Lord
+Aberdeen by that change establish the right of the patron as an
+unconditional right? By no means. He made it strictly a conditional right.
+The presentee is <i>now</i> a candidate, and no more. He has the most important
+vote in his favour, it is true: but that vote may still be set aside,
+though still only with the effect of compelling the patron to a new choice.
+"<i>Calls</i>" are no longer doubtful in their meaning, but "<i>objections</i>" have
+a fair field laid open to then. All reasonable objections are to be
+weighed. But who is to judge whether they <i>are</i> reasonable? The presbytery
+of the district. And now pursue the action of the law, and see how little
+ground it leaves upon which to hang a complaint. Every body's rights are
+secured. Whatever be the event, first of all the presentee cannot complain,
+if he is rejected only for proved insufficiency. He is put on his trial as
+to these points only: 1. Is he orthodox? 2. Is he of good moral
+reputation? 3. Is he sufficiently learned? And note this, (which in fact
+Sir James Graham remarked in his official letter to the Assembly,)
+strictly speaking, he ought not to be under challenge as respects the
+third point; for it is your own fault, the fault of your own licensing
+courts (the presbyteries,) if he is not qualified so far. You should not
+have created him a licentiate, should
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page227 name=page227></A>[pg 227]</SPAN>
+not have given him a license to
+preach, as must have been done in an earlier stage of his progress, if he
+were not learned enough. Once learned, a man is learned for life. As to
+the other points, he may change; and <i>therefore</i> it is that an examination
+is requisite. But how can <i>he</i> complain, if he is found by an impartial
+court of venerable men objectionable on any score? If it were possible,
+however, that he should be wronged, he has his appeal. Secondly, how can
+the patron complain? <i>His</i> case is the same as his presentee's case; his
+injuries the same; his relief the same. Besides, if <i>his</i> man is rejected,
+it is not the parish man that takes his place. No; but a second man of
+his own choice: and, if again he chooses amiss, who is to blame for
+<i>that</i>? Thirdly, can the congregation complain? They have a <i>general</i>
+interest in their spiritual guide. But as to the preference for
+oratory&mdash;for loud or musical voice&mdash;for peculiar views in religion&mdash;these
+things are special: they interest but an exceedingly small minority in any
+parish; and, what is worse, that which pleases one is often offensive to
+another. There are cases in which a parish would reject a man for being a
+married man: some of the parish have unmarried daughters. But this case
+clearly belongs to the small minority; and we have little doubt that,
+where the objections lay "for cause not shown," it was often for <i>this</i>
+cause. Fourthly, can the church complain? Her interest is represented, 1,
+not by the presentee; 2, not by the patron; 3, not by the congregation;
+but 4, by the presbytery. And, whatever the presbytery say, <i>that</i> is
+supported. Speaking either for the patron, for the presentee, for the
+congregation, or for themselves as conservators of the church, that court
+is heard; what more would they have? And thus in turn every interest is
+protected. Now the point to be remarked is&mdash;that each party in turn has a
+separate influence. But on any other plan, giving to one party out of the
+four an absolute or unconditional power, no matter which of the four it
+be&mdash;all the rest have none at all. Lord Aberdeen has reconciled the rights
+of patrons for the first time with those of all other parties interested.
+Nobody has more than a conditional power. Every body has <i>that</i>. And the
+patron, as necessity requires, if property is to be protected, has in all
+circumstances the reversionary power.
+</p>
+<br><hr>
+
+<p>
+II. <i>Secondly</i>, How <i>were these things done?</i> By what means were the hands
+of any party strengthened, so as to find this revolution possible?
+</p>
+<p>
+We seek not to refine; but all moral power issues out of moral forces. And
+it may be well, therefore, rapidly to sketch the history of religion,
+which is the greatest of moral forces, as it sank and rose in this island
+through the last two hundred years.
+</p>
+<p>
+It is well known that the two great revolutions of the seventeenth
+century&mdash;that in 1649, accomplished by the Parliament armies, (including
+its reaction in 1660,) and secondly, that in 1688-9&mdash;did much to unsettle
+the religious tone of public morals. Historians and satirists ascribe a
+large effect in this change to the personal influence of Charles II., and
+the foreign character of his court. We do not share in their views; and
+one eminent proof that they are wrong, lies in the following fact&mdash;viz.
+that the sublimest act of self-sacrifice which the world has ever seen,
+arose precisely in the most triumphant season of Charles's career, a time
+when the reaction of hatred had not yet neutralized the sunny joyousness
+of his Restoration. Surely the reader cannot be at a loss to know what we
+mean&mdash;the renunciation in one hour, on St Bartholomew's day in 1662, of
+two thousand benefices by the non-conforming clergymen of England. In the
+same year, occurred a similar renunciation of three hundred and sixty
+benefices in Scotland. These great sacrifices, whether called for or not,
+argue a great strength in the religious principle at that era. Yet the
+decay of external religion towards the close of that century is proved
+incontestably. We ourselves are inclined to charge this upon two causes;
+first, that the times were controversial and usually it happens&mdash;that,
+where too much energy is carried into the controversies or intellectual
+part of
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page228 name=page228></A>[pg 228]</SPAN>
+religion, a very diminished fervour attends the culture of its
+moral and practical part. This was perhaps one reason; for the dispute
+with the Papal church, partly, perhaps, with a secret reference to the
+rumoured apostasy of the royal family, was pursued more eagerly in the
+latter half of the seventeenth than even in any section of the sixteenth
+century. But, doubtless, the main reason was the revolutionary character
+of the times. Morality is at all periods fearfully shaken by intestine
+wars, and by instability in a government. The actual duration of war in
+England was not indeed longer than three and a half years, viz. from
+Edgehill fight, in the autumn of 1642, to the defeat of the king's last
+force under Sir Jacob Astley at Stow-in-the-wolds in the spring of 1646.
+Any other fighting in that century belonged to mere insulated and
+discontinuous war. But the insecurity of every government between 1638 and
+1702, kept the popular mind in a state of fermentation. Accordingly, Queen
+Anne's reign might be said to open upon an irreligious people. This
+condition of things was further strengthened by the unavoidable
+interweaving at that time of politics with religion. They could not be
+kept separate; and the favour shown even by religious people to such
+partisan zealots as Dr Sacheverell, evidenced, and at the same time
+promoted, the public irreligion. This was the period in which the clergy
+thought too little of their duties, but too much of their professional
+rights; and if we may credit the indirect report of the contemporary
+literature, all apostolic or missionary zeal for the extension of religion,
+was in those days a thing unknown. It may seem unaccountable to many, that
+the same state of things should have spread in those days to Scotland; but
+this is no more than the analogies of all experience entitled us to expect.
+Thus we know that the instincts of religious reformation ripened every
+where at the same period of the sixteenth century from one end of Europe
+to the other; although between most of the European kingdoms there was
+nothing like so much intercourse as between England and Scotland in the
+eighteenth century. In both countries, a cold and lifeless state of public
+religion prevailed up to the American and French Revolutions. These great
+events gave a shock every where to the meditative, and, consequently, to
+the religious impulses of men. And, in the mean time, an irregular channel
+had been already opened to these impulses by the two founders of Methodism.
+A century has now passed since Wesley and Whitfield organized a more
+spiritual machinery of preaching than could then be found in England, for
+the benefit of the poor and labouring classes. These Methodist
+institutions prospered, as they were sure of doing, amongst the poor and
+the neglected at any time, much more when contrasted with the deep
+slumbers of the Established church. And another ground of prosperity soon
+arose out of the now expanding manufacturing system. Vast multitudes of
+men grew up under that system&mdash;humble enough by the quality of their
+education to accept with thankfulness the ministrations of Methodism, and
+rich enough to react, upon that beneficent institution, by continued
+endowments in money. Gradually, even the church herself, that mighty
+establishment, under the cold shade of which Methodism had grown up as a
+neglected weed, began to acknowledge the power of an extending Methodistic
+influence, which originally she had haughtily despised. First, she
+murmured; then she grew anxious or fearful; and finally, she began to find
+herself invaded or modified from within, by influences springing up from
+Methodism. This last effect became more conspicuously evident after the
+French Revolution. The church of Scotland, which, as a whole, had
+exhibited, with much unobtrusive piety, the same outward torpor as the
+church of England during the eighteenth century, betrayed a corresponding
+resuscitation about the same time. At the opening of this present century,
+both of these national churches began to show a marked rekindling of
+religious fervour. In what extent this change in the Scottish church had
+been due, mediately or immediately, to Methodism, we do not pretend to
+calculate; that is, we do not pretend to settle the proportions. But
+<i>mediately</i> the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page229 name=page229></A>[pg 229]</SPAN>
+Scottish church must have been affected, because she was
+greatly affected by her intercourse with the English church, (as, e.g., in
+Bible Societies, Missionary Societies, &amp;c.;) and the English church had
+been previously affected by Methodism. <i>Immediately</i> she must also have
+been affected by Methodism, because Whitfield had been invited to preach
+in Scotland, and <i>did</i> preach in Scotland. But, whatever may have been the
+cause of this awakening from slumber in the two established churches of
+this island, the fact is so little to be denied, that, in both its aspects,
+it is acknowledged by those most interested in denying it. The two
+churches slept the sleep of torpor through the eighteenth century; so much
+of the fact is acknowledged by their own members. The two churches awoke,
+as from a trance, in or just before the dawning of the nineteenth century;
+this second half of the fact is acknowledged by their opponents. The
+Wesleyan Methodists, that formidable power in England and Wales, who once
+reviled the Establishment as the dormitory of spiritual drones, have for
+many years hailed a very large section in that establishment&mdash;viz., the
+section technically known by the name of the Evangelical clergy&mdash;as
+brothers after their own hearts, and corresponding to their own strictest
+model of a spiritual clergy. That section again, the Evangelical section,
+in the English church, as men more highly educated, took a direct interest
+in the Scottish clergy, upon general principles of liberal interest in all
+that could affect religion, beyond what could be expected from the
+Methodists. And in this way grew up a considerable action and reaction
+between the two classical churches of the British soil.
+</p>
+<p>
+Such was the varying condition, when sketched in outline, of the Scottish
+and English churches. Two centuries ago, and for half a century beyond
+that, we find both churches in a state of trial, of turbulent agitation,
+and of sacrifices for conscience which involved every fifth or sixth
+beneficiary. Then came a century of languor and the carelessness which
+belongs to settled prosperity. And finally, for both has arisen a half
+century of new light&mdash;new zeal&mdash;and, spiritually speaking, of new
+prosperity. This deduction it was necessary to bring down, in order to
+explain the new power which arose to the Scottish church during the last
+generation of suppose thirty years.
+</p>
+<p>
+When two powerful establishments, each separately fitted to the genius and
+needs of its several people, are pulling together powerfully towards one
+great spiritual object, vast must be the results. Our ancestors would have
+stood aghast as at some fabulous legend or some mighty miracle, could they
+have heard of the scale on which our modern contributions proceed for the
+purposes of missions to barbarous nations, of circulating the Scriptures,
+(whether through the Bible Society, that is the National Society, or
+Provincial Societies,) of translating the Scriptures into languages
+scarcely known by name to scholars, of converting Jews, of organizing and
+propagating education. Towards these great objects the Scottish clergy had
+worked with energy and with little disturbance to their unanimity.
+Confidence was universally felt in their piety and in their discretion.
+This confidence even reached the supreme rulers of the state. Very much
+through ecclesiastical influence, new plans for extending the religious
+power of the Scottish church, and indirectly of extending their secular
+power, were countenanced by the Government. Jealousy had been disarmed by
+the upright conduct of the Scottish clergy, and their remarkable freedom
+hitherto from all taint of ambition. It was felt, besides, that the temper
+of the Scottish nation was radically indisposed to all intriguing or modes
+of temporal ascendency in ecclesiastical bodies. The nation, therefore,
+was in some degree held as a guarantee for the discretion of their clergy.
+And hence it arose, that much less caution was applied to the first
+encroachment of the Non-intrusionists, than would have been applied under
+circumstances of more apparent doubt. Hence it arose, that a confidence
+from the Scottish nation was extended to this clergy, which too certainly
+has been abused.
+</p>
+<p>
+In the years 1824-5, Parliament had passed acts "for building additional
+places of worship in the highlands
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page230 name=page230></A>[pg 230]</SPAN>
+and islands of Scotland." These acts
+may be looked upon as one section in that general extension of religious
+machinery which the British people, by their government and their
+legislature, have for many years been promoting. Not, as is ordinarily
+said, that the weight of this duty had grown upon them simply through
+their own treacherous neglect of it during the latter half of the
+eighteenth century; but that no reasonable attention to that duty <i>could</i>
+have kept pace with the scale upon which the claims of a new manufacturing
+population had increased. In mere equity we must admit&mdash;not that the
+British nation had fallen behind its duties, (though naturally it might
+have done so under the religious torpor prevalent at the original era of
+manufacturing extension,) but that the duties had outstripped all human
+power of overtaking them. The efforts, however, have been prodigious in
+this direction for many years. Amongst those applied to Scotland, it had
+been settled by parliament that forty-two new churches should be raised in
+the highlands, with an endowment from the Government of L.120 annually for
+each incumbent. There were besides more than two hundred chapels of ease
+to be founded; and towards this scheme the Scottish public subscribed
+largely. The money was entrusted to the clergy. <i>That</i> was right. But mark
+what followed. It had been expressly provided by Parliament&mdash;that any
+district or circumjacent territory, allotted to such parliamentary
+churches as the range within which the incumbent was to exercise his
+spiritual ministrations, should <i>not</i> be separate parishes for any civil
+or legal effects. Here surely the intentions and directions of the
+legislature were plain enough, and decisive enough.
+</p>
+<p>
+How did the Scottish clergy obey them? They erected all these
+jurisdictions into <i>bona fide</i> "parishes," enjoying the plenary rights (as
+to church government) of the other parishes, and distinguished from them
+in a merely nominal way as parishes <i>quoad sacra</i>. There were added at
+once to the presbyteries, which are the organs of the church power, 203
+clerical persons for the chapels of ease, and 42 for the highland
+churches&mdash;making a total of 245 new members. By the constitution of the
+Scottish church, an equal number of lay elders (called ruling elders)
+accompany the clerical elders. Consequently 490 new members were
+introduced at once into that particular class of courts (presbyteries)
+which form the electoral bodies in relation to the highest court of
+General Assembly. The effect of this change, made in the very teeth of the
+law, was twofold. First, it threw into many separate presbyteries a
+considerable accession of voters&mdash;<i>all owing their appointments to the
+General Assembly</i>. This would at once give a large bias favourable to
+their party views in every election for members to serve in the Assembly.
+Even upon an Assembly numerically limited, this innovation would have told
+most abusively. But the Assembly was <i>not</i> limited; and therefore the
+whole effect was, at the same moment, greatly to extend the electors and
+the elected.
+</p>
+<p>
+Here, then, was the machinery by which the faction worked. They drew that
+power from Scotland rekindled into a temper of religious anxiety, which
+they never could have drawn from Scotland lying torpid, as she had lain
+through the 18th century. The new machinery, (created by Parliament in
+order to meet the wishes of the Scottish nation,) the money of that nation,
+the awakened zeal of that nation; all these were employed, honourably in
+one sense, that is, not turned aside into private channels for purposes of
+individuals, but factiously in the result, as being for the benefit of a
+faction; honourably as regarded the open <i>mode</i> of applying such
+influence&mdash;a mode which did not shrink from exposure; but most
+dishonourably, in so far as privileges, which had been conceded altogether
+for a spiritual object, were abusively transferred to the furtherance of a
+temporal intrigue. Such were the methods by which the new-born ambition of
+the clergy moved; and that ambition had become active, simply because it
+had suddenly seemed to become practicable. The presbyteries, as being the
+effectual electoral bodies, are really the main springs of the
+ecclesiastical administration. To govern <i>them</i>, was in
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page231 name=page231></A>[pg 231]</SPAN>
+effect to govern
+the church. A new scheme for extending religion, had opened a new avenue
+to this control over the presbyteries. That opening was notoriously
+unlawful. But not the less, the church faction precipitated themselves
+ardently upon it; and but for the faithfulness of the civil courts, they
+would never have been dislodged from what they had so suddenly acquired.
+Such was the extraordinary leap taken by the Scottish clergy, into a power
+of which, hitherto, they had never enjoyed a fraction. It was a movement
+<i>per saltum</i>, beyond all that history has recorded. At cock-crow, they had
+no power at all; when the sun went down, they had gained (if they could
+have held) a papal supremacy. And a thing not less memorably strange is,
+that even yet the ambitious leaders were not disturbed; what they had
+gained was viewed by the public as a collateral gain, indirectly adhering
+to a higher object, but forming no part at all of what the clergy had
+sought. It required the scrutiny of law courts to unmask and decompose
+their true object. The obstinacy of the defence betrayed the real <i>animus</i>
+of the attempt. It was an attempt which, in connexion with the <i>Veto</i> Act,
+(supposing that to have prospered,) would have laid the whole power of the
+church at their feet. What the law had distributed amongst three powers,
+patron, parish, and presbytery, would have been concentred in themselves.
+The <i>quoad sacra</i> parishes would have riveted their majorities in the
+presbyteries; and the presbyteries, under the real action of the <i>Veto</i>,
+would have appointed nearly every incumbent in Scotland. And this is the
+answer to the question, when treated merely in outline&mdash;<i>How were these
+things done?</i> The religion of the times had created new machineries for
+propagating a new religious influence. These fell into the hands of the
+clergy; and the temptation to abuse these advantages led them into
+revolution.
+</p>
+<br><hr>
+<p>
+III. Having now stated WHAT was done, as well as HOW it was done, let us
+estimate the CONSEQUENCES of these acts; under this present, or <i>third</i>
+section, reviewing the immediate consequences which have taken effect
+already, and under the next section, anticipating the more remote
+consequences yet to be expected.
+</p>
+<p>
+In the spring of 1834, as we have sufficiently explained, the General
+Assembly ventured on the fatal attempt to revolutionize the church, and
+(as a preliminary towards <i>that</i>) on the attempt to revolutionize the
+property of patronage. There lay the extravagance of the attempt; its
+short-sightedness, if they did not see its civil tendencies; its audacity,
+if they <i>did</i>. It was one revolution marching to its object through
+another; it was a vote, which, if at all sustained, must entail a long
+inheritance of contests with the whole civil polity of Scotland.
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Heu quantum fati parva tabella vehit!"</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+It might seem to strangers a trivial thing, that an obscure court, like
+the presbytery, should proceed in the business of induction by one routine
+rather than by another; but was it a trivial thing that the power of
+appointing clergymen should lapse into this perilous dilemma&mdash;either that
+it should be intercepted by the Scottish clerical order, and thus, that a
+lordly hierarchy should be suddenly created, disposing of incomes which,
+in the aggregate, approach to half a million annually; or, on the other
+hand, that this dangerous power, if defeated as a clerical power, should
+settle into a tenure exquisitely democratic? Was <i>that</i> trivial? Doubtless,
+the Scottish ecclesiastical revenues are not equal, nor nearly equal, to
+the English; still, it is true, that Scotland, supposing all her benefices
+equalized, gives a larger <i>average</i> to each incumbent than England, of the
+year 1830. England, in that year, gave an average of £299 to each
+beneficiary; Scotland gave an average of £303. That body, therefore, which
+wields patronage in Scotland, wields a greater relative power than the
+corresponding body in England. Now this body, in Scotland, must finally
+have been the <i>clerus</i>; but supposing the patronage to have settled
+nominally where the Veto Act had placed it, then it would have settled
+into the keeping of a fierce democracy. Mr Forsyth has justly remarked,
+that in such a case the hired ploughmen of a parish, mercenary
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page232 name=page232></A>[pg 232]</SPAN>
+hands that
+quit their engagements at Martinmas, and <i>can</i> have no filial interest in
+the parish, would generally succeed in electing the clergyman. That man
+would be elected generally, who had canvassed the parish with the arts and
+means of an electioneering candidate; or else, the struggle would lie
+between the property and the Jacobinism of the district.
+</p>
+<p>
+In respect to Jacobinism, the condition of Scotland is much altered from
+what it was; pauperism and great towns have worked "strange defeatures" in
+Scottish society. A vast capital has arisen in the west, on a level with
+the first-rate capitals of the Continent&mdash;with Vienna or with Naples; far
+superior in size to Madrid, to Lisbon, to Berlin; more than equal to Rome
+and Milan; or again to Munich and Dresden, taken by couples: and in this
+point, beyond comparison with any one of these capitals, that whilst
+<i>they</i> are connected by slight ties with the circumjacent country, Glasgow
+keeps open a communication with the whole land. Vast laboratories of
+encouragement to manual skill, too often dissociated from consideration of
+character; armies of mechanics, gloomy and restless, having no interfusion
+amongst their endless files of any gradations corresponding to a system of
+controlling officers; these spectacles, which are permanently offered by
+the <i>castra stativa</i> of combined mechanics in Glasgow and its dependencies,
+(Paisley, Greenock, &amp;c.,) supported by similar districts, and by turbulent
+collieries in other parts of that kingdom, make Scotland, when now
+developing her strength, no longer the safe and docile arena for popular
+movements which once she was, with a people that were scattered, and
+habits that were pastoral. And at this moment, so fearfully increased is
+the overbalance of democratic impulses in Scotland, that perhaps in no
+European nation&mdash;hardly excepting France&mdash;has it become more important to
+hang weights and retarding forces upon popular movements amongst the
+labouring classes.
+</p>
+<p>
+This being so, we have never been able to understand the apparent apathy
+with which the landed body met the first promulgation of the <i>Veto</i> Act in
+May 1834. Of this apathy, two insufficient explanations suggest
+themselves:&mdash;1st, It seemed a matter of delicacy to confront the General
+Assembly, upon a field which they had clamorously challenged for their own.
+The question at issue was tempestuously published to Scotland as a
+question exclusively spiritual. And by whom was it thus published? The
+Southern reader must here not be careless of dates. <i>At present</i>, viz. in
+1844, those who fulminate such views of spiritual jurisdiction, are simply
+dissenters; and those who vehemently withstand them are the church, armed
+with the powers of the church. Such are the relations between the parties
+in 1844. But in 1834, the revolutionary party were not only <i>in</i> the
+church, but (being the majority) they came forward <i>as</i> the church. The
+new doctrines presented themselves at first, not as those of a faction,
+but of the Scottish kirk assembled in her highest court. The <i>prestige</i> of
+that advantage, has vanished since then; for this faction, after first of
+all falling into a minority, afterwards ceased to be any part or section
+of the church; but in that year 1834, such a <i>prestige</i> did really operate;
+and this must be received as one of the reasons which partially explain
+the torpor of the landed body. No one liked to move <i>first</i>, even amongst
+those who meant to move. But another reason we find in the conscientious
+scruples of many landholders, who hesitated to move at all upon a question
+then insufficiently discussed, and in which their own interest was by so
+many degrees the largest.
+</p>
+<p>
+These reasons, however, though sufficient for suspense, seem hardly
+sufficient for not having solemnly protested against the <i>Veto</i> Act
+immediately upon its passing the Assembly. Whatever doubts a few persons
+might harbour upon the expediency of such an act, evidently it was
+contrary to the law of the land. The General Assembly could have no power
+to abrogate a law passed by the three estates of the realm. But probably
+it was the deep sense of that truth, which reined up the national
+resistance. Sure of a speedy collision between some patron and the
+infringers of his right, other parties stood back for the present, to
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page233 name=page233></A>[pg 233]</SPAN>
+watch the form which such a collision might assume.
+</p>
+<p>
+In that same year of 1834, not many months after the passing of the
+Assembly's Act, came on the first case of collision; and some time
+subsequently a second. These two cases, Auchterarder and Marnoch,
+commenced in the very same steps, but immediately afterwards diverged as
+widely as was possible. In both cases, the rights of the patron and of the
+presentee were challenged peremptorily; that is to say, in both cases,
+parishioners objected to the presentee without reason shown. The conduct
+of the people was the same in one case as in the other; that of the two
+presbyteries travelled upon lines diametrically opposite. The first case
+was that of <i>Auchterarder</i>. The parish and the presbytery concerned, both
+belonged to Auchterarder; and there the presbytery obeyed the new law of
+the Assembly: they rejected the presentee, refusing to take him on trial
+of his qualifications; And why? we cannot too often repeat&mdash;simply because
+a majority of a rustic congregation had rejected him, without attempting
+to show reason for his rejection. The Auchterarder presbytery, for <i>their</i>
+part in the affair, were prosecuted in the Court of Session by the injured
+parties&mdash;Lord Kinnoul, the patron, and Mr Young, the presentee. Twice,
+upon a different form of action, the Court of Session gave judgment
+against the presbytery; twice the case went up by appeal to the Lords;
+twice the Lords affirmed the judgment of the court below. In the other
+case of <i>Marnoch</i>, the presbytery of Strathbogie took precisely the
+opposite course. So far from abetting the unjust congregation of rustics,
+they rebelled against the new law of the Assembly, and declared, by seven
+of their number against three, that they were ready to proceed with the
+trial of the presentee, and to induct him (if found qualified) into the
+benefice. Upon this, the General Assembly suspended the seven members of
+presbytery. By that mode of proceeding, the Assembly fancied that they
+should be able to elude the intentions of the presbytery: it being
+supposed that, whilst suspended, the presbytery had no power to ordain;
+and that, without ordination, there was no possibility of giving induction.
+But here the Assembly had miscalculated. Suspension would indeed have had
+the effects ascribed to it; but in the mean time, the suspension, as being
+originally illegal, was found to be void: and the presentee, on that
+ground, obtained a decree from the Court of Session, ordaining the
+presbytery of Strathbogie to proceed with the settlement. Three of the ten
+members composing this presbytery, resisted; and they were found liable in
+expenses. The other seven completed the settlement in the usual form. Here
+was plain rebellion; and rebellion triumphant. If this were allowed, all
+was gone. What should the Assembly do for the vindication of their
+authority? Upon deliberation, they deposed the contumacious presbytery
+from their functions as clergymen, and declared their churches vacant. But
+this sentence was found to be a <i>brutum fulmen</i>; the crime was no crime,
+the punishment turned out no punishment: and a minority, even in this very
+Assembly, declared publicly that they would not consent to regard this
+sentence as any sentence at all, but would act in all respects as if no
+such sentence had been carried by vote. <i>Within</i> their own high Court of
+Assembly, it is, however, difficult to see how this refusal to recognise a
+sentence voted by a majority could be valid. Outside, the civil courts
+came into play; but within the Assembly, surely its own laws and votes
+prevailed. However, this distinction could bring little comfort to the
+Assembly at present; for the illegality of the deposal was now past all
+dispute; and the attempt to punish, or even ruin, a number of professional
+brethren for not enforcing a by-law, when the by-law itself had been found
+irreconcilable to the law of the land, greatly displease the public, as
+vindictive, oppressive, and useless to the purposes of the Assembly.
+</p>
+<p>
+Nothing was gained except the putting on record an implacability that was
+<i>confessedly</i> impotent. This was the very lunacy of malice. Mortifying it
+might certainly seem for the members of a supreme court, like the General
+Assembly, to be baffled by those of a subordinate court: but still,
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page234 name=page234></A>[pg 234]</SPAN>
+since
+each party must be regarded as representing far larger interests than any
+personal to themselves, trying on either side, not the energies of their
+separate wits, but the available resources of law in one of its obscurer
+chapters, there really seemed no more room for humiliation to the one
+party, or for triumph to the other, than there is amongst reasonable men
+in the result from a game, where the game is one exclusively of chance.
+</p>
+<p>
+From this period it is probably that the faction of Non-intrusionists
+resolved upon abandoning the church. It was the one sole resource left for
+sustaining their own importance to men who were now sinking fast in public
+estimation. At the latter end of 1842, they summoned a convocation in
+Edinburgh. The discussions were private; but it was generally understood
+that at this time they concerted a plan for going out from the church, in
+the event of their failing to alarm the Government by the notification of
+this design. We do not pretend to any knowledge of secrets. What is known
+to every body is&mdash;that on the annual meeting of the General Assembly, in
+May 1843, the great body of the Non-intrusionists moved out in procession.
+The sort of theatrical interest which gathered round the Seceders for a
+few hurried days in May, was of a kind which should naturally have made
+wise men both ashamed and disgusted. It was the merest effervescence from
+that state of excitement which is nursed by novelty, by expectation, by
+the vague anticipation of a "scene," possibly of a quarrel, together with
+the natural interest in <i>seeing</i> men whose names had been long before the
+public in books and periodical journals.
+</p>
+<p>
+The first measure of the Seceders was to form themselves into a
+pseudo-General Assembly. When there are two suns visible, or two moons,
+the real one and its duplicate, we call the mock sun a <i>parhelios</i>, and
+the mock moon a <i>paraselene</i>. On that principle, we must call this mock
+Assembly a <i>para-synodos</i>. Rarely, indeed, can we applaud the Seceders in
+the fabrication of names. They distinguish as <i>quoad sacra</i> parishes those
+which were peculiarly <i>quoad politica</i> parishes; for in that view only
+they had been interesting to the Non-intrusionists. Again, they style
+themselves <i>The Free Church</i>, by way of taunting the other side with being
+a servile church. But how are they any church at all? By the courtesies of
+Europe, and according to usage, a church means a religious incorporation,
+protected and privileged by the State. Those who are not so privileged are
+usually content with the title of Separatists, Dissenters, or
+Nonconformists. No wise man will see either good sense or dignity in
+assuming titles not appropriate. The very position and aspect towards the
+church (legally so called) which has been assumed by the
+Non-intrusionists&mdash;viz. the position of protestors against that body, not
+merely as bearing, amongst other features, a certain relation to the State,
+but specifically <i>because</i> they bear that relation, makes it incongruous,
+and even absurd, for these Dissenters to denominate themselves a "church."
+But there is another objection to this denomination&mdash;the "Free Church"
+have no peculiar and separate Confession of Faith. Nobody knows what are
+their <i>credenda</i>&mdash;what they hold indispensable for fellow-membership,
+either as to faith in mysteries or in moral doctrines. Now, if they
+reply&mdash;"Oh! as to that, we adopt for our faith all that ever we <i>did</i>
+profess when members of the Scottish kirk"&mdash;then in effect they are hardly
+so much as a dissenting body, except in some elliptic sense. There is a
+grievous <i>hiatus</i> in their own title-deeds and archives; they supply it by
+referring people to the muniment chest of the kirk. Would it not be a
+scandal to a Protestant church if she should say to communicants&mdash;"We have
+no sacramental vessels, or even ritual; but you may borrow both from Papal
+Rome." Not only, however, is the Kirk to <i>lend</i> her Confession, &amp;c.; but
+even then a plain rustic will not be able to guess how many parts in his
+Confession are or may be affected by the "reformation" of the
+Non-intrusionists. Surely, he will think, if this reformation were so vast
+that it drove them out of the national church, absolutely exploded them,
+then it follows that it must have interveined and <i>indirectly</i> modified
+innumerable questions: a difference that was punctually limited to this
+one or these two <SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page235 name=page235></A>[pg 235]</SPAN>
+clauses, could not be such a difference as justified a
+rupture. Besides, if they have altered this one or these two clauses, or
+have altered their interpretation, how is any man to know (except from a
+distinct Confession of Faith) that they have not even <i>directly</i> altered
+much more? Notoriety through newspapers is surely no ground to stand upon
+in religion. And now it appears that the unlettered rustic needs two
+guides&mdash;one to show him exactly how much they have altered, whether two
+points or two hundred, as well as <i>which</i> two or two hundred; another to
+teach him how far these original changes may have carried with them
+secondary changes as consequences into other parts of the Christian system.
+One of the known changes, viz. the doctrine of popular election as the
+proper qualification for parish clergymen, possibility is not fitted to
+expand itself or ramify, except by analogy. But the other change, the
+infinity which has been suddenly turned off like a jet of gas, or like the
+rushing of wind through the tubes of an organ, upon the doctrine and
+application of <i>spirituality</i>, seems fitted for derivative effects that
+are innumerable. Consequently, we say of the Non-intrusionists&mdash;not only
+that they are no church; but that they are not even any separate body of
+Dissenters, until they have published a "Confession" or a <i>revised</i>
+edition of the Scottish Confession.
+</p>
+<br><hr>
+<p>
+IV. Lastly, we have to sum and to appreciate the <i>ultimate</i> consequences
+of these things. Let us pursue them to the end of the vista.&mdash;First in
+order stands the dreadful shock to the National Church Establishment; and
+that is twofold: it is a shock from without, acting through opinion, and a
+shock from within, acting through the contagion of example. Each case is
+separately perfect. Through the opinion of men standing <i>outside</i> of the
+church, the church herself suffers wrong in her authority. Through the
+contagion of sympathy stealing over men <i>inside</i> of the church, peril
+arises of other shocks in a second series, which would so exhaust the
+church by reiterated convulsions, as to leave her virtually dismembered
+and shattered for all her great national functions.
+</p>
+<p>
+As to that evil which acts through opinion, it works by a machinery, viz.
+the press and social centralization in great cities, which in these days
+is perfect. Right or wrong, justified or <i>not</i> justified by the acts of
+the majority, it is certain that every public body&mdash;how much more then, a
+body charged with the responsibility of upholding the truth in its
+standards!&mdash;suffers dreadfully in the world's opinion by any feud, schism,
+or shadow of change among its members. This is what the New Testament, a
+code of philosophy fertile in new ideas, first introduced under the name
+of <i>scandal</i>; that is, any occasion of serious offence ministered to the
+weak or to the sceptical by differences irreconcilable in the acts or the
+opinions of those whom they are bound to regard as spiritual authorities.
+Now here in Scotland, is a feud past all arbitration: here is a schism no
+longer theoretic, neither beginning nor ending in mere speculation: here
+is a change of doctrine, <i>on one side or the other</i>, which throws a sad
+umbrage of doubt and perplexity over the pastoral relation of the church
+to every parish in Scotland. Less confidence there must always be
+henceforward in great religious incorporations. Was there any such
+incorporation reputed to be more internally harmonious than the Scottish
+church? None has been so tempestuously agitated. Was any church more
+deeply pledged to the spirit of meekness? None has split asunder so
+irreconcilably. As to the grounds of quarrel, could any questions or
+speculations be found so little fitted for a popular intemperance? Yet no
+breach of unity has ever propagated itself by steps so sudden and
+irrevocable. One short decennium has comprehended within its circuit the
+beginning and the end of this unparalleled hurricane. In 1834, the first
+light augury of mischief skirted the horizon&mdash;a cloud no bigger than a
+man's hand. In 1843 the evil had "travelled on from birth to birth."
+Already it had failed in what may be called one conspiracy; already it had
+entered upon a second, viz. to rear up an <i>Anti-Kirk</i>, or spurious
+establishment, which should twist itself with snake-like folds about the
+legal establishment; surmount it as a Roman
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page236 name=page236></A>[pg 236]</SPAN>
+<i>vinea</i> surmounted the
+fortifications which it beleaguered; and which, under whatsoever practical
+issue for the contest, should at any rate overlook, molest, and insult the
+true church for ever. Even this brief period of development would have
+been briefer, had not the law courts interposed many delays. Demurs of law
+process imposed checks upon the uncharitable haste of the <i>odium
+theologicum</i>. And though in a question of schism it would be a <i>petitio
+principii</i> for a neutral censor to assume that either party had been
+originally in error, yet it is within our competence to say, that the
+Seceders it was whose bigotry carried the dispute to that sad issue of a
+final separation. The establishment would have been well content to stop
+short of that consummation: and temperaments might have been found,
+compromises both safe and honourable, had the minority built less of their
+reversionary hopes upon the policy of a fanciful martyrdom. Martyrs they
+insisted upon becoming: and that they <i>might</i> be martyrs, it was necessary
+for them to secede. That Europe thinks at present with less reverence of
+Protestant institutions than it did ten years ago, is due to one of these
+institutions in particular; viz. to the Scottish kirk, and specifically to
+the minority in that body. They it was who spurned all mutual toleration,
+all brotherly indulgence from either side to what it regarded as error in
+the other. Consequently upon <i>their</i> consciences lies the responsibility
+of having weakened the pillars of the Reformed churches throughout
+Christendom.
+</p>
+<p>
+Had those abuses been really such, which the Seceders denounced, were it
+possible that a primary law of pure Christianity had been set aside for
+generations, how came it that evils so gross had stirred no whispers of
+reproach before 1834? How came it that no aurora of early light, no
+prelusive murmurs of scrupulosity even from themselves, had run before
+this wild levanter of change? Heretofore or now there must have been huge
+error on their own showing. Heretofore they must have been traitorously
+below their duty, or now mutinously beyond it.
+</p>
+<p>
+Such conclusions are irresistible; and upon any path, seceding or not
+seceding, they menace the worldly credit of ecclesiastical bodies. That
+evil is now past remedy. As for the other evil, that which acts upon
+church establishments, not through simple failure in the guarantees of
+public opinion, but through their own internal vices of composition; here
+undeniably we see a chasm traversing the Scottish church from the very
+gates to the centre. And unhappily the same chasm, which marks a division
+of the church internally, is a link connecting it externally with the
+Seceders. For how stands the case? Did the Scottish Kirk, at the last
+crisis, divide broadly into two mutually excluding sections? Was there one
+of these bisections which said <i>Yes</i>, whilst the other responded <i>No</i>? Was
+the affirmative and negative shared between them as between the black
+chessmen and the white? Not so; and unhappily not so. The two extremes
+there were, but these shaded off into each other. Many were the <i>nuances</i>;
+multiplied the combinations. Here stood a section that had voted for all
+the changes, with two or three exceptions; there stood another that went
+the <i>whole</i> length as to this change, but no part of the way as to that;
+between these sections arose others that had voted arbitrarily, or
+<i>eclectically</i>, that is, by no law generally recognised. And behind this
+eclectic school were grouped others who had voted for all novelties up to
+a certain day, but after <i>that</i> had refused to go further with a movement
+party whose tendencies they had begun to distrust. In this last case,
+therefore, the divisional line fell upon no principle, but upon the
+accident of having, at that particular moment, first seen grounds of
+conscientious alarm. The principles upon which men had divided were
+various, and these various principles were variously combined. But, on the
+other hand, those who have gone out were the men who approved totally, not
+partially&mdash;unconditionally, not within limits&mdash;up to the end, and not to a
+given day. Consequently those who stayed in comprehended all the shades
+and degrees which the men of violence excluded. The Seceders were
+unanimous to a man, and of necessity;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page237 name=page237></A>[pg 237]</SPAN>
+for he who approves the last act,
+the extreme act, which is naturally the most violent act, <i>à fortiori</i>
+approves all lesser acts. But the establishment, by parity of reason,
+retained upon its rolls all the degrees, all the modifications, all who
+had exercised a wise discretion, who, in so great a cause, had thought it
+a point of religion to be cautious; whose casuistry had moved in the
+harness of peace, and who had preferred an interest of conscience to a
+triumph of partisanship. We honour them for that policy; but we cannot
+hide from ourselves, that the very principle which makes such a policy
+honourable at the moment, makes it dangerous in reversion. For he who
+avows that, upon public motives, he once resisted a temptation to schism,
+makes known by that avowal that he still harbours in his mind the germ of
+such a temptation; and to that scruple, which once he resisted, hereafter
+he may see reason for yielding. The principles of schism, which for the
+moment were suppressed, are still latent in the church. It is urged that,
+in quest of unity, many of these men <i>succeeded</i> in resisting the
+instincts of dissension at the moment of crisis. True: But this might be
+because they presumed on winning from their own party equal concessions by
+means less violent than schism; or because they attached less weight to
+the principle concerned, than they may see cause for attaching upon future
+considerations; or because they would not allow themselves to sanction the
+cause of the late Secession, by going out in company with men whose
+principles they adopted only in part, or whose manner of supporting those
+principles they abhorred. Universally it is evident, that little stress is
+to be laid on a negative act; simply to have declined going out with the
+Seceders proves nothing, for it is equivocal. It is an act which may cover
+indifferently a marked hostility to the Secession party, or an absolute
+friendliness, but a friendliness not quite equal to so extreme a test. And,
+again, this negative act may be equivocal in a different way; the
+friendliness may not only have existed, but may have existed in strength
+sufficient for any test whatever; not the principles of the Seceders, but
+their Jacobinical mode of asserting them, may have proved the true nerve
+of the repulsion to many. What is it that we wish the English reader to
+collect from these distinctions? Simply that the danger is not yet gone
+past. The earthquake, says a great poet, when speaking of the general
+tendency in all dangers to come round by successive and reiterated shocks&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"The earthquake is not satisfied at once."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+All dangers which lie deeply seated are recurrent dangers; they intermit,
+only as the revolving lamps of a lighthouse are periodically eclipsed. The
+General Assembly of 1843, when closing her gates upon the Seceders, shut
+<i>in</i>, perhaps, more of the infected than at that time she succeeded in
+shutting <i>out</i>. As respected the opinion of the world outside, it seemed
+advisable to shut out the least number possible; for in proportion to the
+number of the Seceders, was the danger that they should carry with them an
+authentic impression in their favour. On the other hand, as respected a
+greater danger, (the danger from internal contagion,) it seemed advisable
+that the church should have shut out (if she could) very many of those who,
+for the present, adhered to her. The broader the separation, and the more
+absolute, between the church and the secession, so much the less anxiety
+there would have survived lest the rent should spread. That the anxiety in
+this respect is not visionary, the reader may satisfy himself by looking
+over a remarkable pamphlet, which professes by its title to separate the
+<i>wheat from the chaff</i>. By the "wheat," in the view of this writer, is
+meant the aggregate of those who persevered in their recusant policy up to
+the practical result of secession. All who stopped short of that
+consummation, (on whatever plea,) are the "chaff." The writer is something
+of an incendiary, or something of a fanatic; but he is consistent with
+regard to his own principles, and so elaborately careful in his details as
+to extort admiration of his energy and of his patience in research.
+</p>
+<p>
+But the reason for which we notice this pamphlet, is, with a view to the
+proof of that large intestine mischief which still lingers behind in the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page238 name=page238></A>[pg 238]</SPAN>
+vitals of the Scottish establishment. No proof, in a question of that
+nature, <i>can</i> be so showy and <i>ostensive</i> to a stranger, as that which is
+supplied by this vindictive pamphlet. For every past vote recording a
+scruple, is the pledge of a scruple still existing, though for the moment
+suppressed. Since the secession, nearly 450 new men may have entered the
+church. This supplementary body has probably diluted the strength of the
+revolutionary principles. But they also may, perhaps, have partaken to
+some extent in the contagion of these principles. True, there is this
+guarantee for caution, on the part of these new men, that as yet they are
+pledged to nothing; and that, seeing experimentally how fearfully many of
+their older brethren are now likely to be fettered by the past, they have
+every possible motive for reserve, in committing themselves, either by
+their votes or by their pens. In <i>their</i> situation, there is a special
+inducement to prudence, because there is a prospect, that for <i>them</i>
+prudence is in time to be effectual. But for many of the older men,
+prudence comes too late. They are already fettered. And what we are now
+pointing out to the attention of our readers, is, that by the past, by the
+absolute votes of the past, too sorrowfully it is made evident, that the
+Scottish church is deeply tainted with the principles of the secession.
+These germs of evil and of revolution, speaking of them in a <i>personal</i>
+sense, cannot be purged off entirely until one generation shall have
+passed away. But, speaking of them as <i>principles</i> capable of vegetation,
+these germs may or may not expand into whole forests of evil, according to
+the accidents of coming events, whether fitted to tranquillize our billowy
+aspects of society; or, on the other hand, largely to fertilize the many
+occasions of agitation, which political fermentations are too sure to
+throw off. Let this chance turn out as it may, we repeat for the
+information of Southerns&mdash;that the church, by shutting off the persons of
+particular agitators, has not shut off the principles of agitation; and
+that the <i>cordon sanataire</i>, supposing the spontaneous exile of the
+Non-intrusionists to be regarded in that light, was not drawn about the
+church until the disease had spread widely <i>within</i> the lines.
+</p>
+<p>
+Past votes may not absolutely pledge a man to a future course of action;
+warned in time, such a man may stand neutral in practice; but thus far
+they poison the fountains of wholesome unanimity&mdash;that, if a man can evade
+the necessity of squaring particular <i>actions</i> to his past opinions, at
+least he must find himself tempted to square his opinions themselves, or
+his counsels, to such past opinions as he may too notoriously have placed
+on record by his votes.
+</p>
+<p>
+But, if such are the continual dangers from reactions in the establishment,
+so long as men survive in that establishment who feel upbraided by past
+votes, and so long as enemies survive who will not suffer these
+upbraidings to slumber&mdash;dangers which much mutual forbearance and charity
+can alone disarm; on the other hand, how much profounder is the
+inconsistency to which the Free church is doomed!&mdash;They have rent the
+unity of that church, to which they had pledged their faith&mdash;but on what
+plea? On the plea, that in cases purely spiritual, they could not in
+conscience submit to the award of the secular magistrate. Yet how merely
+impracticable is this principle, as an abiding principle of action!
+Churches, that is, the charge of particular congregations, will be with
+<i>them</i> (as with other religious communities) the means of livelihood.
+Grounds innumerable will arise for excluding, or attempting to exclude,
+each other from these official stations. No possible form regulating the
+business of ordination, or of induction, can anticipate the infinite
+objections which may arise. But no man interested in such a case, will
+submit to a judge appointed by insufficient authority. Daily bread for his
+family, is what few men will resign without a struggle. And that struggle
+will of necessity come for final adjudication to the law courts of the
+land, whose interference in any question affecting a spiritual interest,
+the Free church has for ever pledged herself to refuse. But in the case
+supposed, she will not have the power to refuse it. She will be cited
+before the tribunals, and can elude that citation in no way but by
+surrendering the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page239 name=page239></A>[pg 239]</SPAN>
+point in litigation; and if she should adopt the notion,
+that it is better for her to do <i>that</i>, than to acknowledge a sufficient
+authority in the court by pleading at its bar, upon this principle once
+made public, she will soon be stripped of every thing, and will cease to
+be a church at all. She cannot continue to be a depository of any faith,
+or a champion of any doctrines, if she lose the means of defending her own
+incorporations. But how can she maintain the defenders of her rights or
+the dispensers of her truths, if she refuses, upon immutable principle, to
+call in the aid of the magistrate on behalf of rights, which, under any
+aspect, regard spiritual relations? Attempting to maintain these rights by
+private arbitration within a forum of her own, she will soon find such
+arbitration not binding at all upon the party who conceives himself
+aggrieved. The issue will be as in Mr O'Connell's courts, where the
+parties played at going to law; from the moment when they ceased to play,
+and no longer "made believe" to be disputing, the award of the judge
+became as entire a mockery, as any stage mimicry of such a transaction.
+</p>
+<p>
+This should be the natural catastrophe of the case, and the probable
+evasion of that destructive consummation, to which she is carried by her
+principles, will be&mdash;that, as soon as her feelings of rancour shall have
+cooled down these principles will silently drop out of use; and the very
+reason will be suffered to perish for which she ever became a dissenting
+body. With this however, we, that stand outside, are noways concerned. But
+an evil, in which we <i>are</i> concerned, is the headlong tendency of the Free
+church, and of all churches adulterating with her principle, to an issue
+not merely dangerous in a political sense, but ruinous n an anti-social
+sense. The artifice of the Free church lies in pleading a spiritual
+relation of any case whatever, whether of doing or suffering, whether
+positive or negative as a reason for taking it out of all civil control.
+Now we may illustrate the peril of this artifice, by a reality at this
+time impending over society in Ireland. Dr Higgins, titular bishop of
+Ardagh, has undertaken, upon this very plea of a spiritual power not
+amenable to civil control, a sort of warfare with Government, upon the
+question of their power to suspend or defeat the O'Connell agitation. For,
+says he, if Government should succeed in thus intercepting the direct
+power of haranguing mobs in open assemblies, then will I harangue them,
+and cause then to be harangued, in the same spirit, upon the same topics,
+from the altar or the pulpit. An immediate extension of this principle
+would be&mdash;that every disaffected clergyman in the three kingdoms, would
+lecture his congregation upon the duty of paying no taxes. This he would
+denominate passive resistance; and resistance to bad government would
+become, in his language, the most sacred of duties. In any argument with
+such a man, he would be found immediately falling back upon the principle
+of the Free church: he would insist upon it as a spiritual right, as a
+case entirely between his conscience and God, whether he should press to
+an extremity any and every doctrine, though tending to the instant
+disorganization of society. To lecture against war, and against taxes as
+directly supporting war, would wear a most colourable air of truth amongst
+all weak-minded persons. And these would soon appear to have been but the
+first elements of confusion under the improved views of spiritual rights.
+The doctrines of the <i>Levellers</i> in Cromwell's time, of the <i>Anabaptists</i>
+in Luther's time, would exalt themselves upon the ruins of society, if
+governments were weak enough to recognise these spiritual claims in the
+feeblest of their initial advances. If it were possible to suppose such
+chimeras prevailing, the natural redress would soon be seen to lie through
+secret tribunals, like those of the dreadful <i>Fehmgericht</i> in the middle
+ages. It would be absurd, however, seriously to pursue these anti-social
+chimeras through their consequences. Stern remedies would summarily crush
+so monstrous an evil. Our purpose is answered, when the necessity of such
+insupportable consequences is shown to link itself with that distinction
+upon which the Free church has laid the foundations of its own
+establishment. Once for all, there is no act or function belonging to an
+officer of a church, which is faces.
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page240 name=page240></A>[pg 240]</SPAN>
+And every examination of the case
+convinces us more and more that the Seceders took up the old papal
+distinction, as to acts spiritual or not spiritual, not under any delusion
+less or more, but under a simple necessity of finding some evasion or
+other which should meet and embody the whole rancour of the moment.
+</p>
+<p>
+But beyond any other evil consequence prepared by the Free Church, is the
+appalling spirit of Jacobinism which accompanies their whole conduct, and
+which latterly has avowed itself in their words. The case began
+Jacobinically, for it began in attacks upon the rights of property. But
+since the defeat of this faction by the law courts, language seems to fail
+them, for the expression of their hatred and affected scorn towards the
+leading nobility of Scotland. Yet why? The case lies in the narrowest
+compass. The Duke of Sutherland, and other great landholders, had refused
+sites for their new churches. Upon this occurred a strong fact, and strong
+in both directions; first, for the Seceders; secondly, upon better
+information, <i>against</i> them. The <i>Record</i> newspaper, a religious journal,
+ably and conscientiously conducted, took part with the Secession, and very
+energetically; for they denounced the noble duke's refusal of land as an
+act of "persecution;" and upon this principle&mdash;that, in a county where his
+grace was pretty nearly the sole landed proprietor, to refuse land
+(assuming that a fair price had been tendered for it) was in effect to
+show such intolerance as might easily tend to the suppression of truth.
+Intolerance, however, is not persecution; and, if it were, the casuistry
+of the question is open still to much discussion. But this is not
+necessary; for the ground is altogether shifted when the duke's reason for
+refusing the land comes to be stated: he had refused it, not
+unconditionally, not in the spirit of Non-intrusion courts' "<i>without
+reason shown</i>," but on this unanswerable argument&mdash;that the whole efforts
+of the new church were pointed (and professedly pointed) to the one object
+of destroying the establishment, and "sweeping it from the land." Could
+any guardian of public interests, under so wicked a threat, hesitate as to
+the line of his duty? By granting the land to parties uttering such
+menaces, the Duke of Sutherland would have made himself an accomplice in
+the unchristian conspiracy. Meantime, next after this fact, it is the
+strongest defence which we can offer for the duke&mdash;that in a day or two
+after this charge of "persecution," the <i>Record</i> was forced to attack the
+Seceders in terms which indirectly defended the duke. And this, not in any
+spirit of levity, but under mere conscientious constraint. For no journal
+has entered so powerfully or so eloquently into the defence of the general
+principle involved in the Secession, (although questioning its expediency,)
+as this particular <i>Record</i>. Consequently any word of condemnation from so
+earnest a friend, comes against the Seceders with triple emphasis. And
+this is shown in the tone of the expostulations addressed to the <i>Record</i>
+by some of the Secession leaders. It spares us, indeed, all necessity of
+quoting the vile language uttered by members of the Free Church Assembly,
+if we say, that the <i>neutral</i> witnesses of such un-Christian outrages have
+murmured, remonstrated, protested, in every direction; and that Dr
+Macfarlane, who has since corresponded with the Duke of Sutherland upon
+the whole case&mdash;viz. upon the petition for land, as affected by the
+shocking menaces of the Seceders&mdash;has, in no other way, been able to evade
+the double mischief of undertaking a defence for the indefensible, and at
+the same time of losing the land irretrievably, than by affecting an
+unconsciousness of language used by his party little suited to his own
+sacred calling, or to the noble simplicities of Christianity. Certainly it
+is unhappy for the Seceders, that the only disavowal of the most fiendish
+sentiments heard in our days, has come from an individual not authorized,
+or at all commissioned by his party&mdash;from an individual not showing any
+readiness to face the whole charges, disingenuously dissembling the worst
+of them, and finally offering his very feeble disclaimer, which
+equivocates between a denial and a palliation&mdash;not until <i>after</i> he found
+himself in the position of a petitioner for favours.
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page241 name=page241></A>[pg 241]</SPAN>
+Specifically the great evil of our days, is the abiding temptation, in
+every direction, to popular discontent, to agitation, and to systematic
+sedition. Now, we say it with sorrow, that from no other incendiaries have
+we heard sentiments so wild, fierce, or maliciously democratic, as from
+the leaders of the Secession. It was the Reform Bill of 1832, and the
+accompanying agitation, which first suggested the <i>veto</i> agitation of 1834,
+and prescribed its tone. From all classes of our population in turn, there
+have come forward individuals to disgrace themselves by volunteering their
+aid to the chief conspirators of the age. We have earls, we have
+marquesses, coming forward as Corn-League agents; we have magistrates by
+scores angling for popularity as Repealers. But these have been private
+parties, insulated, disconnected, disowned. When we hear of Christianity
+prostituted to the service of Jacobinism&mdash;of divinity becoming the
+handmaid to insurrection&mdash;and of clergymen in masses offering themselves
+as promoters of anarchy, we go back in thought to that ominous
+organization of irreligion, which gave its most fearful aspects to the
+French Revolution.
+</p>
+<p>
+Other evils are in the rear as likely to arise out of the <i>funds</i> provided
+for the new Seceders, were the distribution of those funds confessedly
+unobjectionable, but more immediately under the present murmurs against
+that distribution. There are two funds: one subscribed expressly for the
+building of churches, the other limited to the "sustentation" of
+incumbents. And the complaint is&mdash;that this latter fund has been invaded
+for purposes connected with the first. The reader can easily see the
+motive to this injustice: it is a motive of ambition. Far more display of
+power is made by the annunciation to the world of six hundred churches
+built, than of any difference this way or that in the comfort and decorous
+condition of the clergy. This last is a domestic feature of the case, not
+fitted for public effect. But the number of the churches will resound
+through Europe. Meantime, <i>at present</i>, the allowance to the great body of
+Seceding clergy averages but £80 a-year; and the allegation is&mdash;that, but
+for the improper interference with the fund on the motive stated, it would
+have averaged £150 a-year. If any where a town parish has raised a much
+larger provision for its pastor, even <i>that</i> has now become a part of the
+general grievance. For it is said that all such special contributions
+ought to have been thrown into one general fund&mdash;liable to one general
+principle of distribution. Yet again, will even this fund, partially as it
+seems to have been divided, continue to be available? Much of it lies in
+annual subscriptions: now, in the next generation of subscribers, a son
+will possibly not adopt the views of his father; but assuredly he will not
+adopt his father's zeal. Here however, (though this is not probable,)
+there may arise some compensatory cases of subscribers altogether new. But
+another question is pressing for decision, which menaces a frightful shock
+to the schismatical church: female agency has been hitherto all potent in
+promoting the subscriptions; and a demand has been made in
+consequence&mdash;that women shall be allowed to vote in the church courts.
+Grant this demand&mdash;for it cannot be evaded&mdash;and what becomes of the model
+for church government as handed down from John Knox and Calvin? Refuse it,
+and what becomes of the future subscriptions?
+</p>
+<p>
+But these are evils, it may be said, only for the Seceders. Not so: we are
+all interested in the respectability of the national teachers, whatever be
+their denomination: we are all interested in the maintenance of a high
+standard for theological education. These objects are likely to suffer at
+any rate. But it is even a worse result which we may count on from the
+changes, that a practical approximation is thus already made to what is
+technically known as Voluntaryism. The "<i>United Secession</i>," that is the
+old collective body of Scottish Dissenters, who, having no regular
+provision, are carried into this voluntary system, already exult that this
+consummation of the case cannot be far off. Indeed, so far as the Seceders
+are dependent upon <i>annual</i> subscriptions, and coupling that relation to
+the public with the great doctrine of these Seceders, that congregations
+are universally to appoint their own pastors, we do not
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page242 name=page242></A>[pg 242]</SPAN>
+see how such an
+issue is open to evasion. The leaders of the new Secession all protest
+against Voluntaryism: but to that complexion of things they travel rapidly
+by the mere mechanic action of their dependent (or semi-dependent)
+situation, combined with one of their two characteristic principles.
+</p>
+<p>
+The same United Secession journal openly anticipates another and more
+diffusive result from this great movement; viz. the general disruption of
+church establishments. We trust that this anticipation will be signally
+defeated. And yet there is one view of the case which saddens us when we
+turn our eyes in that direction. Among the reasonings and expostulations
+of the Schismatic church, one that struck us as the most eminently
+hypocritical, and ludicrously so, was this: "You ought," said they, when
+addressing the Government, and exposing the error of the law proceedings,
+"to have stripped us of the temporalities arising from the church, stipend,
+glebe, parsonage, but not of the spiritual functions. We had no right to
+the emoluments of our stations, when the law courts had decided against us
+but we <i>had</i> a right to the laborious duties of the stations." No gravity
+could refuse to smile at this complaint&mdash;verbally so much in the spirit of
+primitive Christianity, yet in its tendency so insidious. For could it be
+possible that a competitor introduced by the law, and leaving the duties
+of the pastoral office to the old incumbent, but pocketing the salary,
+should not be hooted on the public roads by many who might otherwise have
+taken no part in the feud? This specious claim was a sure and brief way to
+secure the hatefulness of their successors. Now, we cannot conceal from
+ourselves that something like this invidious condition of things might be
+realized under two further revolutions. We have said, that a second schism
+in the Scottish church is not impossible. It is also but too possible that
+Puseyism nay yet rend the English establishment by a similar convulsion.
+But in such contingencies, we should see a very large proportion of the
+spiritual teachers in both nations actually parading to the public eye,
+and rehearsing something very like the treacherous proposal of the late
+Seceders, viz. the spectacle of one party performing much of the difficult
+duties, and another party enjoying the main emoluments. This would be a
+most unfair mode of recommending Voluntaryism. Falling in with the
+infirmities of many in these days, such a spectacle would give probably a
+fatal bias to that system in our popular and Parliamentary counsels. This
+would move the sorrow of the Seceders themselves: for they have protested
+against the theory of all Voluntaries with a vehemence which that party
+even complain of as excessive. Their leaders have many times avowed, that
+any system which should leave to men in general the estimate of their own
+religious wants as a pecuniary interest, would be fatal to the Christian
+tone of our national morals. Checked and overawed by the example of an
+establishment, the Voluntaries themselves are far more fervent in their
+Christian exertions than they could be when liberated from that contrast.
+The religious spirit of both England and Scotland under such a change
+would droop for generations. And in that one evil, let us hope, the
+remotest and least probable of the many evils threatened by the late
+schism, these nations would have reason by comparison almost to forget the
+rest.
+</p>
+<br><hr class=full>
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page243 name=page243></A>[pg 243]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s9" id="bw340s9"></a><h2>SITTING FOR A PORTRAIT</h2>
+
+<p>
+What could induce you, my dear Eusebius, to commit yourself into the hands
+of a portrait-painter? And so, you ask me to go with you. Are you afraid,
+that you want me to keep you in countenance, where I shall be sure to put
+you out? You ask too petitioningly, as if you suspected I should refuse to
+attend your <i>execution</i>; for you are going to be <i>be-headed</i>, and soon
+will it be circulated through your village, that you have had your <i>head
+taken off</i>: I will not go with you&mdash;it would spoil all. You are afraid to
+trust the painter. You think he may be a physiognomist, and will hit some
+characteristic which you would quietly let slip his notice; and you
+flatter yourself that I might help to mislead him. Are you afraid of being
+made too amiable, or too plain? No, no! You are not vain. Whence comes
+this vagary?&mdash;well, we shall all know in good time. Were I to be with you,
+I should talk&mdash;perhaps maliciously&mdash;on purpose to see how your features
+would unsettle and shift themselves to the vagrant humour, that though one
+would know another from habit, and their old acquaintanceship, the painter
+would never be able to keep them steadily together. I should laugh to see
+every lineament "going ahead," and art "non compos."
+</p>
+<p>
+I will, however, venture to put down some plain directions how you are to
+sit. First, let me tell you how you are not to sit. Don't, in your horror
+of a sentimental amiable look, put on yourself the air of a Diogenes, or
+you will be like nothing human&mdash;and if you shun Diogenes, you may put on
+the likeness of a still greater fool. No man living can look more wise
+than you; but if you fall out with wisdom, or would in your whim throw
+contempt on it, no one can better play the fool. You are the laughing or
+crying Philosopher at pleasure&mdash;but sit as neither, for in either
+character you will set the painter's house in a roar. I fear the very
+plaster figures in it will set you off&mdash;to see yourself in such motley
+company, with Bacchus and Hercules, and Jupiter and Saturn, with his
+marble children to devour. You will look Homer and Socrates in the face;
+and I know will make antics, throw out, and show fight to the Gladiator.
+This may be, if your painter, as many of them do, affect the antique; but
+if he be another sort of guess person, it may be worse still with you. You
+may not have to make your bow to a Venus Anadyomene&mdash;but how will you be
+able to face the whole Muggletonian synod? Imagine the "Complete Body,"
+from the Evangelical Magazine, framed and glazed, round the walls, and all
+looking at you in the condemned cell. Against this you must prepare; for
+many country artists prefer this line to the antique. It is their
+connexion&mdash;and should you make a mistake and go to the wrong man, you
+will most assuredly be added to the Convocation, if not put to head a
+controversy as frontispiece. It will be in vain for you to say, "Fronti
+nulla fides;" "[Greek: gnothi seauton]" before you get there, or nobody
+will know you. Take care lest your physiognomy be canvassed by many more
+besides the painter. Are you prepared to have your every lineament
+scrutinized by every body? to hear behind a screen the disparagement of
+your lips, your eyes thought deceitful, and, in addition, a sentence of
+general ugliness passed upon you? So you must stoop to paint-pots, have
+daubs of reds, and yellows, and greys perked up against your nose for
+comparison. Your man may be a fancy mesmerizer, or mesmerize you, now that
+it is flying about like an epidemic, without knowing it. If he can, he
+will surely do it, to keep you still: that is the way to get a good sitter.
+Eusebius in a <i>coma</i>! answering all comers, like one of the heads in the
+play of Macbeth! But I was to tell you how to sit&mdash;that is the way, get
+into a <i>coma</i>&mdash;that will be the painter's best chance of having you; or,
+when he has been working for hours, he may find you a Proteus, and that
+you have slipped through his fingers after all his toil to catch you. I
+will tell you what happened to a painter of my acquaintance. A dentist sat
+to him two days&mdash;the third the painter
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+worked away very hard&mdash;looked at
+the picture, then at his sitter. "Why, sir," said he; "I find I have been
+all wrong&mdash;what can it be? Why, sir, your mouth is not at all like what it
+was yesterday." "Ah! ah! I will tell you vat it ees," replied the French
+dentist; "ah! good&mdash;my mouse is not de same&mdash;no indeed&mdash;yesterday I did
+have my jaw in, but I did lend it out to a lady this day." Don't you think
+of this now while you are sitting. You know the trick Garrick played the
+painter, who, foiled in his attempt, started up, and said&mdash;"You must be
+Garrick or the d&mdash;&mdash;!" Then as to attitude, 'tis ten to one but you will
+be put into one which will be quite uncomfortable to you. One, perhaps,
+after a pattern. I should advise you to resist this&mdash;and sit easy&mdash;if you
+can. Don't put your hand in your waistcoat, and one arm akimbo, like a
+Captain Macheath, however he may entreat you; and don't be made looking up,
+like a martyr, which some wonderfully affect; and don't be made turn your
+head round, as if it was in disgust with the body; and don't let your
+stomach be more conspicuous than the head, like a cucumber running to seed.
+Don't let him put your arm up, as in command, or accompanied with a rapt
+look as if you were listening to the music of the spheres; don't thrust
+out your foot conspicuously, as if you meant to advertise the blacking.
+Some artists are given to fancy attitudes such as best set off the coats,
+they are but nature's journeymen at the faces; don't fancy that the cut,
+colour, or cloth of your coat will exempt you from the penalty of their
+practice. Why, Eusebius, they have lay-figures, and dress them just as you
+see them at the tailor's or perfumer's; and one of these things will be
+put up for you&mdash;a mannikin for Eusebius! In such hands the coat is by far
+the best piece of work, you may be sure your <i>own</i> won't be taken for a
+pattern. You will despise it when you see it, and it will be one you can
+never change&mdash;it will defy vamping. You may be at any time new varnished
+whenever after generations shall wish to see how like a dancing-master the
+old gentleman must have looked. It is enough to make you a dancing bear
+now to think of it. Others, again, equip you with fur and make you look
+as if you were in the Hudson's Bay Company. Luckily for you, flowered
+dressing-gowns are out, or you might have been represented a Mantelini.
+What can you be doing! It is difficult to put you in your positions. There
+are some that will turn you about and about a half an hour or more before
+they begin, as they would a horse at the fair&mdash;ay, and look in your mouth
+too. If they cannot get you otherwise into an attitude, they will shampoo
+you into one. And, remember, all this they will do, because they have not
+the skill to paint any one sitting quite easy. Don't have a roll in your
+hand&mdash;that always signifies a member of Parliament. Don't have your finger
+on a book&mdash;that would be a pedantry you could not endure. I cannot imagine
+what you will do with your hands. Ten to one, however, but the painter
+leaves then out or copies them out of some print when you are gone. This
+will be picking and stealing that you will have no hand in. What to do
+with any one's hands is a most difficult thing to say&mdash;too many do not
+know what to do with them themselves; and, under the suffering of sitting,
+I think you will be one of them. If there is a child in the room, you will
+be making rabbits with your fingers. Then you are at the mercy of the
+painter's privilege&mdash;the foreground and background. If you have the common
+fate, your head will be stuck upon a red curtain, a watered pattern. If
+your man has used up his carmine, you will be standing in a fine colonnade,
+waiting with the utmost patience for the burst of a thunder cloud that
+makes the marble column stand out conspicuously, and there will be a
+distant park scene; and thus you will represent the landed interest: or
+you will perhaps have your glove in your hand&mdash;a device adopted by some,
+to intimate that they are hand and glove with all the neighbouring gentry.
+And it is a common thing to have a new hat and a walking-cane upon a
+marble table. This shows the sitter has the use of his legs, which
+otherwise might be doubted, and is therefore judicious. If you are
+supposed to be in the open air, you will not know at first sight that you
+are
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+so represented, until you have learned the painter's hieroglyphic for
+trees. You will find them to be angular sorts of sticks, with red and
+yellow flag-rags flapping about; and ten to one but you have a murky sky,
+and no hat on your head; but as to such a country as you ever walked in,
+or ever saw, don't expect to see such a one as a background to your
+picture, and you will readily console yourself that you are turning your
+back upon it. If you are painted in a library, books are cheap&mdash;so that
+the artist can afford to throw you in a silver inkstand into the bargain,
+and a pen&mdash;such a pen! the goose wouldn't know it that bred it&mdash;and
+perhaps an open letter to answer, with your name on the cover. If you are
+made answering the letter, that will never be like you&mdash;perhaps it would
+be more like if the letter should be unopened. Now, do not flatter
+yourself; Eusebius, that all these things are matters of choice with you.
+"<i>Non omnia possumus omnes</i>," is the regular rule of the profession; some
+stick to the curtain all their lives, from sheer inability to set it&mdash;to
+draw it aside. You remember the sign-painter that went about painting red
+lions, and his reply to a refractory landlord who insisted upon a white
+lamb. "You may have a white lamb if you please, but when all is said and
+done, it will be a great deal more like a red lion." And I am sorry to say,
+the faces too, are not unfrequently in this predicament, for they have a
+wonderful family likeness, and these run much by counties. A painter has
+often been known totally to fail, by quitting his beat. There is certainly
+an advantage in this; for if any gentleman should be so unfortunate as to
+have no ancestors, he may pick up at random, in any given county in
+England, a number that will very well match, and all look like
+blood-relations. There is an instance where this resemblance was greatly
+improved, by the advice of an itinerant of the profession, who, at a very
+moderate price, put wigs on all the Vandyks. And there you see some danger,
+Eusebius, that&mdash;be represented how you may&mdash;you are not sure of keeping
+your condition ten years; you may have, by that time, a hussar cap put
+upon your unconscious head. But portraits fare far worse than that.
+</p>
+<p>
+I remember, when a boy, walking with an elderly gentleman, and passing a
+broker's stall, there was the portrait of a fine florid gentleman in
+regimentals; he stopped to look at it&mdash;he might have bought it for a few
+shillings. After we had gone away,&mdash;"that," said he, "is the portrait of
+my wife's great uncle&mdash;member for the county, and colonel of militia: you
+see how he is degraded to these steps." "Why do you not rescue him?" said
+I. "Because he left me nothing," was the reply. A relative of mine, an old
+lady, hit upon a happy device; the example is worth following. Her husband
+was the last of his race, for she had no children. She took all the family
+portraits out of their frames, rolled up all the pictures, and put them in
+the coffin with the deceased. No one was more honourably accompanied to
+the grave&mdash;and so he slept with his fathers. It has not, to be sure,
+Eusebius, much to do with your portrait, but thinking of these family
+portraits, one is led on to think of their persons, &amp;c.; so I must tell
+you what struck me as a singular instance of the <i>'sic nos non nobis.'</i> I
+went with a cousin, upon a sort of pilgrimage at some distance, to visit
+some family monuments. There was one large handsome marble one in the
+chancel. You will never guess how it had been treated. A vicar's wife had
+died, and the disconsolate widower had caused a square marble tablet, with
+the inscription of his wife's virtues, to be actually inserted in the Very
+centre of our family monument: and yet you, by sitting for your portrait,
+hope to be handed down unmutilated to generations to come,&mdash;yes, they will
+come, and you will be a mark for the boys to shoot peas at&mdash;that is, if
+you remain at all in the family&mdash;you may be transferred to the wench's
+garret, or the public-house, and have a pipe popped through the canvass
+into your mouth, to make you look ridiculous. I really think you have a
+chance of being purchased, to be hung up in the club parlour as pictorial
+president of the Odd-Fellows. Why should you be exempt from what kings are
+subject to? The "king's head" is a sign in many a
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page246 name=page246></A>[pg 246]</SPAN>
+highway, to countenance
+ill-living. You too, will be bought at a broker's&mdash;have your name changed
+without your consent&mdash;and be adopted into a family whereof you would
+heartily despise the whole kith and kin. If pride has not a fall in the
+portraits of the great and noble, where shall we find it?"
+</p>
+<p>
+A painter once told me, that he assisted one of the meanest of low rich
+men, to collect some family portraits; he recommended to him a fine
+Velasquez. "Velasquez!&mdash;who's he?" said the head of his family. "It is a
+superb picture, sir&mdash;a genuine portrait by the Spaniard, and doubtless, of
+some Spanish nobleman. "Then," said he, "I won't have it; I'll have no
+Spanish blood contaminate my family, sir." "Spanish blood," rejected by
+the plebeian! I have known better men than you, Eusebius&mdash;excuse the
+comparison&mdash;vamped up and engraved upon the spur of the moment, for
+celebrated highwaymen or bloody murderers. But this digression won't help
+you out in your sitting. Let me see what the learned say upon the
+subject&mdash;what advice shall we get from the man of academies. Here we have
+him, Gerrard Larresse; you may be sure that he treats of portrait-painting,
+and with importance enough too. Here it is&mdash;"Of Portraiture." But that is
+far too plan. We must have an emblem:&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Emblem touching the handling of portraits."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+"Nature with her many breasts, is in a sitting posture. Near her stands a
+little child, lifting her garment off her shoulders. On the other side
+stands Truth, holding a mirror before her, wherein she views herself down
+to the middle, and is seemingly surprised at it. On the frame of this
+glass, are seen a <i>gilt pallet and pencils. Truth has a book and palm
+branch</i> in her hand." What do you think of that, Eusebius, for a position?
+But why Nature or Truth should be surprised at viewing herself down to the
+middle, I cannot imagine. It evidently won't do to surprise you in that
+manner. Poor Gerrard, I see, thinks it a great condescension in him to
+speak of portrait-painting at all; he calls it, "departing from the
+essence of art, and subjecting (the painter) to all the defects of nature."
+Hear that, Eusebius! you are to sit to be a specimen of the <i>defects</i> of
+nature. He is indignant that "such great masters as Vandyke, Lely, Van Loo,
+the old and young Bakker, and others," possessed of great talents,
+postponed what is noble and beautiful to what is more ordinary. There you
+are again, Eusebius, with your ordinary visage, unworthy such men as the
+old and young Bakker, whoever they were. But since there must be portraits,
+he could endure the method of the ancients, who, "used to cause those from
+whom the commonwealth had received extraordinary benefits, either in war
+or civil affairs, or for eminence in religion, to be represented in marble
+or metal, or in a picture, that the sight of them, by those honours, might
+be a spur to posterity to emulate the same virtues. This honour was first
+begun with their deities; afterwards it was paid to heroes, and of
+consequence to philosophers, orators, religious men, and others, not only
+to perpetuate their virtues, but also to embalm their names and memories.
+But now it goes further; a person of any condition whatsoever, have he but
+as much money as the painter asks, must sit for his picture. This is a
+great abuse, and sprung from as laudable a cause."
+</p>
+<p>
+Are you not ashamed to sit after that? He is not, however, without his
+indulgences. He will allow something to a lover and a husband.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Has a citizen's wife but an only babe? he is drawn at half a year old; at
+ten years old he sits again; and for the last time in his twenty-fifth
+year, in order to show her tender folly: and then she stands wondering how
+a man can so alter in that time. Is not this a weighty reason? a
+reprovable custom, if painters did not gain by it. But again, portraits
+are allowable, when a lover is absent from his mistress, that they may
+send each other their pictures, to cherish and increase their loves; a man
+and wife parted so may do the same." You undertake, you perceive, a matter
+of some responsibility&mdash;you must account to your conscience for the act of
+sitting for your picture. Then there is a chapter upon defects, which, as
+I suppose he presumes people don't know
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+themselves, he catalogues pretty
+fully, till you are quite out of humour with poor human nature. The
+defects are "natural ones&mdash;accidental ones&mdash;usual ones." Natural&mdash;"a wry
+face, squint eyes, wry mouth, nose," &amp;c. Accidental. "Loss of an eye, a
+cut on the cheek, or other part of the face, pits of the small-pox and the
+like." Usual. "Contraction of the eyes and mouth, or closing or gaping of
+the latter, or drawing it in somewhat to this or that side, upwards or
+downwards," &amp;c. As for other bodily infirmities, how many have wry necks,
+hunchbacks, bandy legs&mdash;withered or short arms, or one shorter than
+another; dead or lame hands or fingers." Now, are you so sure of the
+absence of all these defects, that you venture? You must think yourself an
+Adonis, and not think that you are to be flattered, by having any very
+considerable number of your defects hid. "The necessary ones ought to be
+seen, because they <i>help the likeness</i>; such as a wry face, squint eyes,
+low forehead, thinness, and fatness; a wry neck, too short or too long a
+nose; wrinkles between the eyes; ruddiness or paleness of the cheeks, or
+lips; pimples or warts about the mouth; and such like." After this, it is
+right you should know that "Nature abhors deformity." Nay, that we always
+endeavour to hide our own&mdash;and which do you mean to hide, or do you intend
+to come out perfect? I daresay you can discover some little habits of your
+own, Eusebius, free from vanity as you are, that tend to these little
+concealments! Do you remember how a foolish man lost a considerable sum of
+money once, by forgetting this human propensity? He had lost some money to
+little K&mdash;&mdash; of Bath, the deformed gambler&mdash;and being netted at his loss,
+thought to pique the winner. "I'll wager," said he, "£50, I'll point out
+the worst leg in company."&mdash;"Done," said K&mdash;&mdash; to his astonishment. "The
+man does not know himself," thought he, for there sat K&mdash;&mdash; crouched up
+all shapes by the fireside. The wagerer, to win his bet, at once cried,
+"Why, that," pointing to K&mdash;&mdash;'s leg, which was extended towards the grate.
+"No," said K&mdash;&mdash; quietly unfolding the other from beneath the chair, and
+showing it, "that's worse." By which you may learn the fact&mdash;that every
+man puts his best leg foremost. But we must not quit our friend Gerard yet.
+I like his grave conceit. I rejoice to find him giving the painters a rap
+over their knuckles. He says, Eusebius, that they are fond of having
+"smutty pictures" in their rooms; and roundly tells them, that though fine
+pictures are necessary, there is no need of their having such subjects as
+"Mars and Venus, and Joseph and Potiphar's Wife." Now, though I do not
+think our moderns offend much in this respect&mdash;the hint is good&mdash;and some
+exhibit studies from models about their rooms, that evidently sat without
+their stays. Gerard was the man for contrivances&mdash;here is a capital one.
+He does not quite approve of painting a wooden leg; but if it be to be
+done, see with what skill even that in the hands of a Gerard may be
+dignified&mdash;and the painter absolved, "lege solutus." "But if the hero
+insist upon the introducing of such a leg, on a supposition that 'tis an
+honour to have lost a limb in his country's service, the painter must then
+comply with his desires; or <i>else contrive it lying on a table covered
+with red velvet</i>." But capital as this is, it is not all. He quite revels
+in contrivances; "if he desire it after the antique manner, it must be
+contrived in a bas-relief, wherein the occasion of it may be represented;
+or it may hang near him on a wall, with its buckles and straps, as is done
+in hunting equipages; or else it may be placed among the ornaments of
+architecture, to be more in view." You see he scorns to hide it&mdash;has
+worked up his imagination to conceive all possible ways of showing it;
+depend upon it he longed to paint a wooden leg, to which the face should
+be the appendage, the leg the portrait. "Hoc ligno," not "hoc signo
+vinces." But here Gerard bounces&mdash;giving an instance of a gentleman "who,
+being drawn in little, and comparing the smallness of the eyes with his
+own, asked the painter whether he had such? However, in complaisance, and
+for his pleasure, he desired that one eye at least might be as big as his
+own, the other to remain as it was." Fie, Gerard! you have spoiled your
+emblem by taking the mirror out of truth's hand.
+</p>
+<p>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page248 name=page248></A>[pg 248]</SPAN>
+He is particular about postures and backgrounds. "It will not be improper
+to treat also about easiness and sedateness in posture, opposed to stir
+and bustle, and the contrary&mdash;namely, that the picture of a gentlewoman of
+repute, who, in a grave and sedate manner, turns towards that of her
+husband, hanging near it, gets a great decorum by <i>moving and stirring
+hind-works</i>, whether by means of waving trees, or crossing architecture of
+stone and wood, or any thing else that the master thinks will best
+<i>contrast</i>, or oppose, the <i>sedate posture of his principal figure</i>." Here
+you see Eusebius, how hind-works tend to keep up a <i>bustle</i>! "And because
+these are things of consequence, and may not be plainly apprehended by
+every one," he explains himself by ten figures in one plate&mdash;and such
+figures! As a sitter, he would place you very much above the eye&mdash;that is,
+technically speaking, adopt a low horizon; "because&mdash;the because is a
+because&mdash;because it's certain that when we see any painted figure, or
+object, in a place where the life can be expected, as standing on the
+ground, leaning over a balcony or balustrade, or out at a window, &amp;c., it
+deceives the eye, and by being seen unawares, (though expected,) causes
+sometimes a pleasing mistake; or it frightens and surprises others, when
+they meet with it unexpectedly, at such places as aforesaid, and where
+there is <i>any likelihood</i> for it." Your artist will probably put you on an
+inverted box, and sitting in a great chair, probably covered with red
+morocco leather, in which you will not be at home, and in any manner
+comfortable. We see this deal box sometimes converted into a marble step,
+as a step to a throne, and such it is in one of the pictures of the Queen;
+but it is so ill coloured, that it looks for all the world like a great
+cheese; it should be sent to the farmers who made the Queen the cheese
+present, to show the pride of England walking upon the "fat of the land."
+He presents us with many methods of showing the different characters of
+persons to be painted, some of which will be novel to you. For instance,
+you would not expect directions to represent a secretary of state with the
+accompaniments of a goose. "With a secretary the statue of Harpocrates,
+and in tapestry or bas-relief, the story of Alexander shutting
+Hephæstion's mouth with a seal-ring; also the emblem of fidelity, or a
+goose with a stone in its bill." Methinks the director, or governor, of
+the East India Company, must look very small beside his bedizened
+accessory, meant to represent Company. "She is to be an heroine with a
+scollop of mother-of-pearl on her head, in the nature of an helmet, and
+thereon a coral branch; a breast ornament of scales; pearls and corals
+about her neck; buskins on her legs, with two dolphins conjoined head to
+head, adorned with sea-shells; two large shells on her shoulders, a
+trident in her hand, and her clothing a long mantle; a landskip behind her
+of an Indian prospect, with palm and cocoa trees, some figures of <i>blacks</i>,
+and elephant's teeth. This figure also suits an admiral, or commander at
+sea, when a sea-fight is introduced instead of a landskip." Such a figure
+may, indeed, be more at home at sea, and such a one may have been that
+famous lady, whose captain so "very much applauded her," and
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Made her the first lieutenant</p>
+<p> Of the gallant Thunder Bomb."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+Not a painter of the present day, it seems, knows how to paint the clergy.
+Mr Pickersgill has done quite common things, and simply shown the cloth
+and the band&mdash;that is poor device. See how Gerard would have it done.
+Every clergyman should be a Dr Beattie. "With a divine agrees the statue
+of truth, represented in a Christian-like manner, or else this same emblem
+in one of his hands, and his other on his breast, besides tapestries,
+bas-reliefs, or paintings, and some Christian emblems of the true faith;
+and representation of the Old and New Testament&mdash;in the offskip a temple."
+All the portraits of the great duke are defective, inasmuch as none of
+them have "Mars in a niche," or Victory sitting on a trophy, or a statue
+of Hercules. You probably have no idea what a great personage is a
+"sea-insurer." He is accompanied by Arion on a dolphin; and in a picture a
+sea-haven, with a ship under sail making towards it; on the shore the
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page249 name=page249></A>[pg 249]</SPAN>
+figure of Fortune, and (who are, think you, the "supercargoes?") over the
+cargo "Castor and Pollux." In this mode of portrait-painting it would be
+absolutely necessary to go back to the old plan of putting the names
+underneath the personages; and even then, though you write under such,
+this is Castor, this Pollux, and this the sea-insurer, it will ever puzzle
+the whole ship's crew to conjecture how they came there together. Gerard
+admits we cannot paint what we have not seen, and by example rather
+condemns his own recommendations. Fewer have seen Castor and Pollux, than
+have seen a lion, and he says men cannot paint what they have not seen.
+"As was the case of a certain Westphalian, who, representing Daniel in the
+lions' den, and having never seen a lion, he painted hogs instead of lions,
+and wrote underneath, 'These should be lions.'"
+</p>
+<p>
+By this time, Eusebius, you ought to know how to sit, if you have not made
+up your mind not to sit at all. You need not, however, be much alarmed
+about the emblems&mdash;modern masters cut all that matter short. They won't
+throw in any superfluous work, you may be sure of that, unless you should
+sit to Landseer, and he will paint your dog, and throw in your superfluous
+self for nothing. You would be like Mercury with the statuary, mortified
+to find his own image thrown into the bargain.
+</p>
+<p>
+Besides your own defects, you have to encounter the painter's. His
+unsteady, uncertain hand, may add an inch to your nose before you are
+aware of it. It is quite notorious that few painters paint both eyes of
+the same size; and after your utmost efforts to look straight in his face,
+he may make you squint for ever, and not see that he has done so. Unless
+he be himself a sensible man, he will be sure to make you look like a fool.
+Then, what is like to-day will be unlike to-morrow. His megillups will
+change, so that in six months you may look like a copper Indian; or the
+colours may fade, and leave you the ghost of what you were. Again, he may
+paint you lamentably like, odiously like, yet give you a sinister
+expression, or at least an unpleasant one. Then, if you remonstrate, he is
+offended; if you refuse to take it, he writes you word that if not paid
+for and removed by next Tuesday, he will add a tail to it, and dispose of
+it to Mr Polito. Did not Hogarth do something of this kind? If he please
+himself he may not satisfy you, and if you are satisfied, none of your
+friends are, who take an opportunity of the portrait to say sarcastic
+things of you. For in that respect you may be most like your picture, or
+it most like you, for every body will have some fault to find with it. Why,
+don't you remember but last year some <i>friends</i> poked out the eye from a
+portrait, even after it had been on the exhibition walls. Then, what with
+the cleaning and varnishing, you have to go through as many disorders as
+when you were a child. You will have the picture-cleaner's measles. It was
+not long ago, I saw a picture in a most extraordinary state; and, on
+enquiry, I found that the cook of the house had rubbed it over with fat of
+bacon to make it bear out, and that she had learned it at a great house,
+where there is a fine collection, which are thus bacon'd twice every year.
+You are sure not to keep even your present good looks, but will become
+smoked and dirty. Then must you be cleaned, and there is an even chance
+that in doing it they put out at least one of your eyes, (I saw both eyes
+taken out of a Correggio,) and the new one to be put in will never match
+the other. The ills that flesh is heir to, are nothing to the ills its
+representative is heir to. At best, the very change of fashion in dress
+will make you look quizzical in a few years. For you are going to sit when
+dress is most unbecoming, and it is only by custom that the eye is
+reconciled to it, so that all the painted present generation must look
+ridiculous in the eyes of posterity. Don't have your name put on the
+canvass; then you may console yourself that, in all these mortal chances
+and changes, whatever happens to it, you will not be known. I have one
+before me now with the name and all particulars in large gilt letters.
+Happily this ostentation is out; you may therefore hope, when the evil day
+comes, <i>fallere</i>, to escape notice. I hope the painter will give you that
+bold audacious look which
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page250 name=page250></A>[pg 250]</SPAN>
+may stare the beholder in the face, and deny
+your own identity; no small advantage, for doubtless the "[Greek: sêmata
+lugra]" of Bellerophon was but his portrait, which, by a hang-look
+expression, intimatd death. Your painter may be ignorant of phrenology,
+and, without knowing it, may give you some detestable bumps; and your
+picture may be borrowed to lecture upon, at inns and institutions, and
+anecdotes rummaged up or forged, to match the painter's doing&mdash;the bumps
+he has given you.
+</p>
+<p>
+You must not, however, on this account, think too ill of the poor painter.
+He is subject to human infirmities&mdash;so are you&mdash;and his hand and eye are
+not always in tune. He has, too, to deal with all sorts of people&mdash;many
+difficult enough to please. You know the fable of the painter who would
+please everybody, and pleased nobody. You sitters are a whimsical set,
+and most provokingly shift your features and position, and always expect
+miracles, at a moment, too; you are here to-day, and must be off to-morrow.
+It is nothing, to you that paint won't dry for you, so even that must be
+forced, and you are rather varnished in than painted, and no wonder if
+your faces go to pieces, and you become mealy almost as soon as you have
+had the life's blood in you, and that with the best carmine. And often you
+take upon yourselves to tell the painter what to do, as if you knew
+yourselves better than he, though he has been staring at nothing but you
+for an hour or two at a time, perhaps. You ask him, too, perpetually what
+feature he is now doing, that you may call up a look. You screw up your
+mouths, and try to put all the shine you can into your eyes, till, from
+continual effort, they look like those of a shotten herring; and yet you
+expect all to be like what you are in your ordinary way. After he has
+begun to paint your hair, you throw it about with your hands in all
+directions but the right, and all his work is to begin over again. You
+have no notion how ignorant of yourselves you are. I happened to call,
+some time since, upon a painter with whom I am on intimate terms. I found
+him in a roar of laughter, and quite alone. "What is the matter?" said I.
+"Matter!" replied he; "why, here has Mr B. been sitting to me these four
+days following, and at last, about half an hour ago, he, sitting in that
+chair, puts up his hand to me, thus, with 'Stop a moment, Mr Painter; I
+don't know whether you have noticed it or not, but it is right that I
+should tell you that <i>I have a slight</i> cast in my eye.' You know Mr B., a
+worthy good man, but he has the very worst gimlet eye I ever beheld." Yes,
+and only <i>slightly</i> knew it, Eusebius. And I have to say, he thought his
+defect wondrously exaggerated, when, for the first time, he saw it on
+canvas; and perhaps all his family noticed it there, whom custom had
+reconciled into but little observation of it, and the painter was
+considered no friend of the family. For the poor artist is expected to
+please all down to the youngest child, and perhaps that one most, for she
+often rules the rest. And people do not too much consider the <i>feelings</i>
+of painters. I knew an artist, a great humorist, who spent much time at
+the court at Lisbon. He had to paint a child, I believe the Prince of the
+Brazils. I remember, as if I saw him act the scene but yesterday, and it
+is many years ago. Well, the maid of honour, or whatever was her title,
+brought the child into the room, and remained some time, but at length
+left him alone with the painter. When he found himself only in this
+company, his pride took the alarm. He put on great airs, frowned, pouted,
+looked disdainful, superbly swelling, and got off the chair, retreating
+slowly, scornfully. The artist, who was a great mimic, imitated his every
+gesture, and, with some extravagance, frowned as he frowned, swelled as he
+swelled, blew out his breath as the child did, advanced as he retreated,
+till the child at length found himself pinned in the corner, at which the
+artist put on such a ridiculous expression, that risible nature could
+stand it no longer; pride was conquered by humour, and from that hour they
+were on the most familiar terms. It was not an ill-done thing of our Henry
+VIII. when he made one of his noble courtiers apologize to Holbein for
+some slight, bidding him, at the same time, to know that he could make a
+hundred such
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page251 name=page251></A>[pg 251]</SPAN>
+as he, but it was past his power to make a Holbein. And you
+know how a great monarch picked up Titian's pencil which had fallen. How
+greatly did Alexander honour Apelles, in that he would suffer none else to
+paint his portrait. And when the painter, by drawing his Campaspe, fell in
+love with her, he presented her to him. It is a bad policy, Eusebius, to
+put slights upon these men&mdash;and it is more, it is ungenerous; they may
+revenge themselves upon you whenever they please, and give you a black eye
+too, that will never get right again. They can in effigy, put every limb
+out of joint; and you being no anatomist, may only see that you look ill,
+and know not where you went wrong. All you sitters expect to be flattered,
+and very little flattery do you bestow. Perversely, you won't even see
+your own likenesses. Take, for instance, the following scene, which I had
+from a miniature painter:&mdash;A man upwards of forty years of age, had been
+sitting to him&mdash;one of as little pretensions as you can well imagine; you
+would have thought it impossible that he could have had an homoeopathic
+proportion of vanity&mdash;of personal vanity at least; but it turned out
+otherwise. He was described as a greasy bilious man, with a peculiarly
+conventicle aspect&mdash;that is, one that affects a union of gravity and love.
+"Well, sir," said the painter, "that will do&mdash;I think I have been very
+fortunate in your likeness." The man looks at it, and says nothing, puts
+on an expression of disappointment. "What! don't you think it like, sir?"
+says the artist. "Why&mdash;ye-ee-s, it is li-i-ke&mdash;but&mdash;&mdash;" "But what sir?&mdash;I
+think it exactly like. I wish you would tell me where it is not like?"
+"Why, I'd rather you should find it out yourself. Have the goodness to
+look at me."&mdash;And here my friend the painter declared, that he put on a
+most detestably affected grin of amiability.&mdash;"Well, sir, upon my word, I
+don't see any fault at all; it seems to me as like as it can be; I wish
+you'd be so good as to tell me what you mean." "Oh, sir, I'd rather
+not&mdash;I'd rather you should find it out yourself&mdash;look again." "I can't see
+any difference, sir; so if you don't tell me, it can't be altered." "Well
+then, with reluctance, if I must tell you, I don't think you have given my
+<i>sweet expression about the eyes</i>." Oh, Eusebius, Eusebius, what a mock
+you would have made of that man; you would have flouted his vanity about
+his ears for him gloriously; I would have given a crown to have had him
+sit to you, and you should have let me be by, to attend your colours. How
+we would have bedaubed the fellow before he had left the room, with his
+sweet eyes! But there, your patient painter must endure all that, and not
+give a hint that he disagrees in the opinion: or if he speak his mind on
+the occasion, he may as well quit the town, for under the influence of
+those sweet eyes, nor man, woman, nor child, will come to sit to him. And
+consider, Eusebius, their misery in having such sitters at all. They are
+not Apollos, and Venuses, nor Adonises, that knock at painters' doors. Not
+one in a hundred has even a tolerably pleasant face. I certainly once knew
+a rough-dealing artist, who told a gentleman very plainly&mdash;"Sir, I do not
+paint remarkably ugly people." But he came to no good. Not but that a
+clever fellow might do something of this kind with management, with good
+effect; get the reputation of being a painter of "beauties," with a little
+skill, make beauties of every body, and stoutly maintain that he never
+will have any others sit to him. I am not quite certain, that something of
+this kind has been practised, or I do not think I should have the art to
+invent it. All those who sit during a courtship, to present their
+portraits as lovers, I look upon it come as professed cheats, and mean to
+be most egregiously flattered; and if the thing succeeds through the
+painter's skill, within six months after the marriage, he, the painter, is
+called the cheat, and the portrait not in the least like. So easy is it to
+get out of repute, by doing your best to please them with a little
+flattery. You will never get into a book of beauty, Eusebius. Hitherto,
+the list runs in the female line. The male will soon come in, depend upon
+it.
+</p>
+<p>
+Have a little pity upon the poor artist, who would, but cannot,
+flatter&mdash;who is conscious of his inability to put in those blandishments
+that shall give a grace to ugliness&mdash;from whose
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page252 name=page252></A>[pg 252]</SPAN>
+hand unmitigated ugliness
+becomes uglier&mdash;who, at length, driven from towns, where people begin to
+see this, as a dauber, takes refuge among the farm houses; at first paints
+the farmers and their wives, their ugly faces stretching to the very edge
+of the frames, and is at last reduced to paint the favourite cow, or the
+fat ox&mdash;the prodigal (alas! no; the simply miserable, in mistaking his
+profession) feeding the swine, and with them, and they not over-proud of
+his doings. Then there is another poor, self-deluded character among the
+tribe. I have the man in my eye at this moment. It is not long since I
+paid him a visit to see a great historical composition, which I had been
+requested to look at. It was the most miserable of all miserable daubs;
+yet so conspicuously set off with colours and hardness, that the eye could
+not escape it. It was a most determined eye-sore. The quiet, the modest
+demeanour of the young man at first deceived me; I ventured to find some
+trifling fault. The artist was up&mdash;still his manner was quiet&mdash;somewhat,
+in truth, contemptuously so; but, as for modesty, I doubt not he was
+modest in every other matter relating to himself; but, in art, he as
+calmly talked of himself, Michael Angelo, and Raffaelle, as a trio&mdash;that
+two had obtained immortality of fame, and that he sought the same, and, he
+trusted, by the same means, and believed with similar powers: as calmly
+did he speak in this manner, as if it were a thing long settled in his own
+mind and in fate&mdash;and in the manner of an indulgent communication. He
+lamented the lack of taste and knowledge in the world; that so little was
+real art appreciated, that he was obliged to submit to the drudgery of
+portrait. <i>Submit!</i>&mdash;and such portraits. Poor fellow! how long will he get
+sitters to <i>submit</i>? I have recently heard the fate of one of his great
+compositions. He had persuaded the vicar and church-wardens of a parish to
+accept a picture. He attended the putting it up. It was a fine old church.
+With the quietest conceit, he had a fine east window blocked up to receive
+the picture&mdash;had the tables of Commandments mutilated, and thrust up in a
+corner&mdash;damaged the wall to give effect to the picture&mdash;and really
+believed that he was conferring an honour and benefit upon the
+parishioners and the county. Soon, however, men of better taste and sense
+began to cry out. The incumbent died. His successor related to me the
+shocking occurrence of the picture. He had it removed, and the damage done
+to the edifice repaired. And what became of the grand historical? The
+church-warden alone, who, in the pride of his heart and ignorance, had
+paid the poor artist for the colours, gladly took the picture. His account
+of it was, that it was so powerful in his small room, as to affect several
+ladies to tears&mdash;and that he had covered it with a thin gauze, to keep
+down <i>the fierceness of the sentiment</i>; for it was too affecting. Now,
+here is a man, who, if you should happen to sit to him, will think it the
+greatest condescension to take your picture, and will paint you such as
+you never would wish to be seen or known. There is a predilection now for
+schools of design; and the world will teem with these poor creatures.
+</p>
+<p>
+Many there are, however, who, having considerable ability, have much to
+struggle against&mdash;who love the profession of art, and with that
+unaccountable giving themselves up to it, are quite unfit for any other
+occupation in life, yet, from adverse circumstances&mdash;ill health, strange
+temperaments&mdash;do not succeed. Many years ago, I knew a very interesting
+young man, and a very industrious one, too, of very considerable ability
+as a painter, but not, at that time, of portraits. While hard at work,
+getting just enough to live by, he was seized with an illness that
+threatened rapid consumption. The kind physician who gratuitously visited
+him, told him one day&mdash;"You cannot live here. I do not say that you have a
+year of safety in this climate, or a month of safety, but you have not
+weeks. You must instantly go to a warmer climate." Ill, and without means,
+beyond the few pounds he could gather from his hasty breaking-up, he had
+courage to look on the cheerful side of things, and went off in the first
+vessel to the West Indies. I saw him afterwards. He gave me a history of
+his adventures. He went
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page253 name=page253></A>[pg 253]</SPAN>
+from island to island&mdash;became portrait-painter&mdash;a
+painter of scenes&mdash;of any thing that might offer; by good conduct,
+urbanity, gentleness, and industry, was respected, liked, and patronized;
+lived, and sent home a thousand pounds or two&mdash;came to England to see his
+friends for a few months. I saw him on his way to them. He was then in
+health and spirits&mdash;told me the many events of the few years&mdash;and in six
+weeks the climate killed him. But the anecdote of his turning
+portrait-painter is what I have to tell. On the passage, they touched at
+one of the islands, and he found but very little money in his pocket; and,
+while others went off to hotels, or estates of friends, he went his way
+quietly to seek out cheap lodgings. He found such, which the good woman
+told him he could have in three hours. He afterwards learned that she
+waited that time for the then tenant <i>to die in the bed which he was to
+occupy</i>. Walking away to pass the time, he met some of his fellow
+passengers, who asked him if he had been to see the governor. He had not.
+They told him it was necessary he should go. So thither he went. Now, the
+governor asked him, "What brought him out to the West Indies?" He replied,
+that he came as an artist. "An artist!" said the governor. "That is a
+novelty indeed. Have you any specimens? I should like to see them." Now,
+among his things, he had a miniature of himself, painted by a man who
+attained eminence in the profession, and whom I knew well. Here, with an
+ingenuousness characteristic of the man, he acknowledged to me how,
+starvation staring him in the face, <i>he</i> stared in the governor's; and the
+governor being rather a hard-featured man, whose likeness, though he had
+never taken a portrait, he thought he could hit; when the governor admired
+the miniature, and asked him, "If it was his?" he did not resist the
+temptation, and said, "Yes." Upon which the governor sat to him. Then
+others sat to him; and so he left the island, with a replenished purse,
+and from that time became a portrait-painter. If the poor fellow had been
+the veriest dauber, you, Eusebius, would have sat to him twenty times over,
+and have told all the country round quite as great a fib as he did the
+governor, that he was a very Raffaelle in outline, and Titian in coloring.
+And what shall the "recording angel" do? Poor fellow! he had no conceit.
+</p>
+<p>
+But you, Eusebius, need not trust or give your countenance, in the way of
+the art to any man because you like his history or his manners. A thing
+you are very likely to do in spite of this advice, though you multiply
+portraits for "Saracen's Heads."
+</p>
+<p>
+Foolish artists themselves, who affect to talk of the great style, and set
+themselves up as geniuses, speak slightingly of portrait-painting, as
+degrading&mdash;as pandering to vanity, &amp;c. I verily believe, that half this
+common cant arose from jealousy of Sir Joshua Reynolds. Degradation indeed!
+&mdash;as if Raffaelle and Titian, and Vandyk and Reynolds, degraded the art,
+or were degraded by their practice; and as to pandering to vanity&mdash;view it
+in another light, and it is feeding affection.
+</p>
+<p>
+I knew a painter, who honourably refused to paint a lady's picture, when
+he waited upon her on purpose, sent by some injudicious friends to take
+her portrait in her last days. She had been a woman of great
+celebrity&mdash;she received the painter&mdash;but, with a weakness, pointed first
+to one side of the room where were portraits of earls and bishops, saying,
+"these are or were all my particular friends"&mdash;and then to the other side
+of the room, to a well filled library&mdash;"and these are all my works." "Now,"
+said the painter to me, "I did not think it fair to her reputation to take
+her portrait&mdash;and she had had many taken at better times." Here was one
+who would not pander to vanity. After all, it is astonishing how few
+flattering painters there have been. Even he who made Venus, Minerva, and
+Juno, starting with astonishment at the presence of Queen Elizabeth,
+certainly made her by far the ugliest of the quartette. You may see the
+picture at Hampton Court. She must have been difficult to please, for she
+insisted upon being painted without shadow. "Glorious Gloriana" was to be
+the sun of female beauty. She is quite as well as some in "The Book." For
+modern "beauty" manufacturers make
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+beauty to consist in silliness or
+sentimentality.
+</p>
+<p>
+Do you believe in the story of the origin of portrait&mdash;the Grecian maid
+and her lover? I cannot&mdash;for I have often tried my hand, and such frights
+were the result, that it would have been a cure for love.
+</p>
+<p>
+For lack of the art of portrait-painting, we have really no idea what
+mankind were like before the time of our Eighth Harry. What we see could
+not possibly be likenesses, because they are not humanity. But in
+Holbein's heads, such as the royal collection, published by Chamberlaine,
+we begin to see what men and women were. What our early Henrys and Edwards
+were: what the court or the people were, we cannot know; they are buried
+in the night of art, like the brave who lived before the time of Agamemnon.
+Perhaps it is quite as well&mdash;"<i>omne ignotum pro mirifico</i>"&mdash;and who would
+lose the pleasure of wonder and conjecture, with all its imaginary
+phantasmagoria? We might have a mesmeric <i>coma</i> that might put us in
+possession of the past, if it can of the future&mdash;and gratify curiosity
+wofully at the expense of what is more valuable than that kind of truth. A
+mesmeric painter may take the portrait of Helen of Troy, and you may knock
+at your twenty neighbours' doors, and find perhaps a greater beauty,
+especially if chronology be trusted as to her age at the Trojan war. Would
+you like to see a veritable portrait of Angelica&mdash;or of your Orlando in
+his madness?
+</p>
+<p>
+The great portrait-painter&mdash;the sun, in his diurnal course all over the
+world, may be, for aught we know, photographing mankind, and registering
+us, too; and, if we are to judge from the specimens we do see, the
+collection cannot be very flattering. Who dares call the sun a flatterer?
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "... Solem quis dicere falsum</p>
+<p> Audeat?"</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+At the very moment that you are sitting to your man, to be set off with
+smirk and smile and the graces of art, you are perhaps making a most
+formidable impression elsewhere. You would not like to
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p> "Look upon this picture, <i>and</i> on this."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+Some poor country people have an unaccountable dislike to having their
+portraits taken. Savages think them second selves, and that may be
+bewitched and punished; possibly something of this feeling may be at the
+bottom of the dislike. I was once sketching in a country village, and an
+old woman went by, and I put her into the picture. Some, looking over me,
+called out to her that her likeness was taken. She cried, because she had
+not her best cap and gown on. I was once positively driven from a cottage
+door, because a woman thought I was "taking her off." I know not but that
+it was a commendable wish in the old woman to appear decent before the
+world, and so might have been the fine lady's wish&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p class=i4> "Betty, put on a little red,</p>
+<p> One surely need not look a fright when dead."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>
+We choose to be satirical, and call it vanity; but put both anecdotes into
+tolerably good grave Latin, and name them Portia and Lucretia, and we
+should have as fine a sentiment as the boasted one of the hero
+endeavouring to fall decently. There may be but little difference, and
+that only just what we, in our humours, choose to make it. I am sure you,
+Eusebius, will stand up for the old village crone, and the fine lady, too.
+But the fraternity of the brush, if they do now and then promote vanity,
+much more commonly gratify affection. Private portraits seem to me to be
+things so sacred, that they ought not to survive the immediate family or
+friends for whose gratification they are painted. I much like the idea of
+burying them at last. I will show you how estimable these things sometimes
+are. You remember a portrait I have&mdash;a gentleman in a dress of blue and
+gold&mdash;in crayon. Did I ever tell you the anecdote respecting him? If not,
+you shall have it, as I had from my father. If you recollect the picture,
+you must recollect that it is of a very handsome man. His horses took
+fright, the carriage was overturned, and he was killed upon the spot. The
+property came to my father. One day an unknown lady, in a handsome
+equipage, stopped at his door, and, in an interview with him, requested a
+portrait of this very person, not the one you have seen, but
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page255 name=page255></A>[pg 255]</SPAN>
+another in
+oil-colour, and of that the head only. My father cut it out, and gave it
+to her. Many, many years afterwards it was returned to him by an unknown
+hand, with an account of the accident that caused the death, pasted on the
+back; and it is now in my possession. The lady was never known. No,
+Eusebius, we must not deny portrait-painters, nor portrait painting. It is
+the line in which we excel&mdash;and that we have above all others patronized,
+and had great men too arise from our encouragement&mdash;Who are so rich in
+Vandyks as we are? And some we have had better than the world allowed them
+to be&mdash;Sir Peter Lely was occasionally an admirable painter&mdash;though Sir
+Joshua did say, "We must go beyond him now." There was Sir Joshua himself,
+and Gainsborough&mdash;would that either were alive to take you, Eusebius,
+though I were to pay for the sitting. I think too, that I should have
+given the preference to Gainsborough&mdash;it would have been so true. Did you
+ever see his portrait of Foote?&mdash;so unaffected&mdash;it must be like. I won't
+be invidious by naming any, where we have so many able
+portrait-painters&mdash;but if you have not fixed upon your man, come to me,
+and I will tell half-a-dozen, and we will go to them, and you shall judge
+for yourself&mdash;and if you like miniature, there are those who will make
+what is small great. What wonderful power Cooper had in this way. I
+recently had in my hands a wondrous and marvellous portrait of Andrew
+Marvell by him. The sturdy honest Andrew. This man Cooper, had such
+wonderful largeness of style, of execution too, even in his highest
+finished small oil pictures&mdash;such as in this of Andrew Marvell. We had an
+age, certainly, of very bad taste, and it was not extinct in the days of
+Sir Joshua and Gainsborough; nay, sometimes under both of these, I am sorry
+to say, it was even made worse. The age of shepherds and shepherdesses&mdash;in
+the case of Gainsborough, brought down to downright rustics. This, of
+making the sitters affect to be what they were not, was bad enough&mdash;and it
+was any thing but poetical. But it was infinitely worse in the itinerants
+of the day&mdash;and is very well ridiculed by Goldsmith, who lived much among
+painters, in his Vicar of Wakefield and family sitting for the family
+picture. We have happily quite got out of that folly. But we are getting
+into one of most unpoetical pageantry&mdash;portrait likenesses. We have not
+seen yet a good portrait of Wellington, and the Queen, or the Prince; and
+if they must send their portraits to foreign courts, let them be advised
+to learn, if they know not yet how, and we are told they do, to paint them
+themselves. Montaigne tells us, that he was present one day at Bar-le-duc,
+when King Francis the Second, for a memorial of Réné, King of Sicily, was
+presented with a picture the king had drawn of himself. Some how or other,
+kings and queens are apt to have too many trappings about them; and the
+man is often chosen to paint, who paints velvets and satins best, and
+faces the worst. That is the reason we have them so ill done; and even if
+the faces are well painted, they are overpowered by the ostentation of the
+dress. Now, the Venetian portrait-painters contrived to keep down the
+glare of all this ornament, to make it even more rich, but not obtruding.
+I remember seeing a portrait of our queen, where, in a large bonnet, her
+face looked like a small pip in the midst of an orange. It would be a good
+thing, too, if you could contrive to spend a week or so in company with
+your painter before you sit, that he may know you. Many a characteristic
+may he lose, for want of knowing that it is a characteristic; and may give
+you that in expression which does not belong to you, while he may miss
+"your sweet expression about your eyes." He may purse up your large and
+generous mouth, because you may screw it for a moment to keep some
+ill-timed conceit from bolting out, and, besides missing that noble
+feature, may give you an expression of a caution that is not yours. A
+painter the other day, as I am assured, in a country town, made a great
+mistake in a characteristic, and it was discovered by a country farmer. It
+was the portrait of a lawyer&mdash;an attorney, who, from humble pretensions,
+had made a good deal of money, and enlarged thereby his pretensions, but
+somehow or other not very much
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page256 name=page256></A>[pg 256]</SPAN>
+enlarged his respectability. To his
+pretensions was added that of having his portrait put up in the parlour,
+as large as life. There it is, very flashy and very true&mdash;one hand in his
+breast, the other in his small-clothes' pocket. It is market-day&mdash;the
+country clients are called in&mdash;opinions are passed&mdash;the family present,
+and all complimentary&mdash;such as, "Never saw such a likeness in the course
+of all my born days. As like 'un as he can stare." "Well, sure enough,
+there he is." But at last&mdash;there is one dissentient! "'Tain't like&mdash;not
+very&mdash;no, 'tain't," said a heavy middle-aged farmer, with rather a dry
+look, too, about his mouth, and a moist one at the corner of his eye, and
+who knew the attorney well. All were upon him. "Not like!&mdash;How not like?
+Say where is it not like?" "Why, don't you see," said the man, "he's got
+his hand in his breeches' pocket. It would be as like again if he had his
+hand in any other body's pocket." The family portrait was removed,
+especially as, after this, many came on purpose to see it; and so the
+attorney was lowered a peg, and the farmer obtained the reputation of a
+connoisseur.
+</p>
+<p>
+But it is high time, Eusebius, that I should dismiss you and
+portrait-painting, or you will think your thus sitting to me worse than
+sitting for your picture; which picture, if it be of my Eusebius as I know
+him and love him, will ever be a living speaking likeness, but if it be
+one but of outward feature and resemblance, it will soon pass off to make
+up the accumulation of dead lumber&mdash;while do you, Eusebius, as you are,
+<i>vive valeque</i>.
+</p>
+
+<br><hr class=full>
+
+
+<a name="bw340s10" id="bw340s10"></a><h2>MY FRIEND.</h2>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Wouldst thou be friend of mine?&mdash;</p>
+<p class=i4>Thou must be quick and bold</p>
+<p>When the right is to be done,</p>
+<p class=i4>And the truth is to be told;</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Wearing no friend-like smile</p>
+<p class=i4>When thine heart is hot within,</p>
+<p>Making no truce with fraud or guile,</p>
+<p class=i4>No compromise with sin.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Open of eye and speech,</p>
+<p class=i4>Open of heart and hand,</p>
+<p>Holding thine own but as in trust</p>
+<p class=i4>For thy great brother-band.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Patient and stout to bear,</p>
+<p class=i4>Yet bearing not for ever;</p>
+<p>Gentle to rule, and slow to bind,</p>
+<p class=i4>Like lightning to deliver!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>True to thy fatherland,</p>
+<p class=i4>True to thine own true love;</p>
+<p>True to thine altar and thy creed,</p>
+<p class=i4>And thy good God above.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>But with no bigot scorn</p>
+<p class=i4>For faith sincere as thine,</p>
+<p>Though less of form attend the prayer,</p>
+<p class=i4>Or more of pomp the shrine;</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Remembering Him who spake</p>
+<p class=i4>The word that cannot lie,</p>
+<p>"Where two or three in my name meet</p>
+<p class=i4>There in the midst am I!"</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>I bar thee not from faults&mdash;</p>
+<p class=i4>God wot, it were in vain!</p>
+<p>Inalienable heritage</p>
+<p class=i4>Since that primeval slain!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>The wisest have been fools&mdash;</p>
+<p class=i4>The surest stumbled sore:</p>
+<p><i>Strive</i> thou to stand&mdash;or fall'n arise,</p>
+<p class=i4>I ask thee not for more!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>This do, and thou shalt knit</p>
+<p class=i4>Closely my heart to thine;</p>
+<p>Next the dear love of God above,</p>
+<p class=i4>Such Friend on earth, be mine!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>O.O.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>LONDON, <i>January</i> 1844.</p>
+
+<br>
+<hr class=full>
+
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page257 name=page257></A>[pg 257]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s11" id="bw340s11"></a><h2>THE LAND OF SLAVES.</h2>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"Le printemps&mdash;le printemps!"&mdash;<i>Berenger</i>.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>'Twas a sunny holiday,</p>
+<p>Scene, Killarney&mdash;time, last May;</p>
+<p>In the fields the rustic throng,</p>
+<p>Every linnet in full song,</p>
+<p>Not a cloud to threaten rain,</p>
+<p>As I walk'd with lovely Jane.</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>While we wander'd round the bay,</p>
+<p>Came the gayest of the gay,</p>
+<p>Pouring from a painted barge,</p>
+<p>Anchor'd by the flowery marge;</p>
+<p>Sporting round its cliffs and caves:&mdash;</p>
+<p>Ireland is the land of slaves!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Next we met an infant group,</p>
+<p>Never was a happier troop;</p>
+<p>Dancing o'er the primrose plain.</p>
+<p>"Joyous infancy!" said Jane;</p>
+<p>"Free from care as winds and waves."</p>
+<p>&mdash;"No, my darling, <i>these</i> are slaves!"</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>On we walk'd&mdash;a garden shade</p>
+<p>Show'd us matron, man, and maid,</p>
+<p>Laughing, talking, <i>all</i> coquetting,</p>
+<p>"Here," said Jane, "I see no fretting:</p>
+<p>Mammon makes but fools or knaves."</p>
+<p>&mdash;"No, my darling, <i>these</i> are slaves!"</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>On we walk'd&mdash;we saw a dome,</p>
+<p>Fill'd with furious dupes of Rome,</p>
+<p>Ranting of the sword and chain.</p>
+<p>"Let us run away," said Jane:</p>
+<p>"How that horrid rebel raves!"</p>
+<p>&mdash;"No, my darling, <i>these</i> are slaves!"</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>As we ran, a monster-crowd</p>
+<p>Stopp'd us, uttering vengeance loud;</p>
+<p>Giving nobles to the halter,</p>
+<p>Cursing England's throne and altar,</p>
+<p>Brandishing their pikes and staves.</p>
+<p>"Love," said Jane, "are all <i>these</i> slaves?"</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>[Greek: Aion]</p>
+
+<br><hr class=full>
+
+<a name="bw340s12" id="bw340s12"></a><h2>THE PRIEST'S BURIAL.</h2>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>He is dead!&mdash;he died of a broken heart,</p>
+<p class=i4>Of a frighten'd soul, and a frenzied brain:</p>
+<p>He died&mdash;of playing a desperate part</p>
+<p class=i4>For folly; which others play'd for gain.</p>
+<p class=i6> Yet o'er his turf the rebels rave!</p>
+<p class=i6> Be silent, wretches!&mdash;spare the grave!</p>
+</div>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page258 name=page258></A>[pg 258]</SPAN>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>He is dead!&mdash;bewilder'd, betray'd, beguiled;</p>
+<p class=i4>Swept on by faction's fiery blast.</p>
+<p>In its blood-stain'd track, a fool, a child!</p>
+<p class=i4>His doom is fix'd&mdash;his lot is cast.</p>
+<p class=i6> Yet scowls by his bier earth's blackest knave.</p>
+<p class=i6> Be silent, wretches!&mdash;spare the grave!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>They dress'd the cold clay in mimic state,</p>
+<p class=i4>And the peasants came crowding round;</p>
+<p>And many a vow of revenge and hate</p>
+<p class=i4>In that hour on their souls was bound&mdash;</p>
+<p class=i6> Oh! ruthless creed, that never forgave!</p>
+<p class=i6> Be silent, wretches!&mdash;spare the grave!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>They bore him along by the village road,</p>
+<p class=i4>And they yell'd at the village spire!</p>
+<p>And they laid him at rest in his long abode,</p>
+<p class=i4>In a storm of revenge and ire;</p>
+<p class=i6> And round him their furious banners wave.</p>
+<p class=i6> Be silent, wretches!&mdash;spare the grave!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Then o'er him the bigot chant was sung,</p>
+<p class=i4>And was said the bigot prayer,</p>
+<p>And wild hearts with many a thought were stung,</p>
+<p class=i4>That left its venom there,</p>
+<p class=i6> To madden in many a midnight cave.</p>
+<p class=i6> Be silent, wretches!&mdash;spare the grave!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>All is done; he is buried&mdash;the crowd depart,</p>
+<p class=i4>He is laid in his kindred clay,</p>
+<p>There, freed from the torture that ate his heart,</p>
+<p class=i4>He rests, till the last great day.</p>
+<p class=i6> O THOU! who alone canst defend and save,</p>
+<p class=i6> Wake Ireland wise from this lowly grave.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>[Greek: Aion.]</p>
+
+<br><hr class=full>
+
+<a name="bw340s13" id="bw340s13"></a><h2>PRUDENCE.</h2>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>"Bide your time."&mdash;<i>Rebel Song</i>.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<div class=poem>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Bide your time&mdash;bide your time!</p>
+<p>Patience is the true sublime.</p>
+<p>Heroes, bottle up your tears;</p>
+<p>Wait for ten, or ten score, years.</p>
+<p>Shrink from blows, but rage in rhyme:</p>
+<p>Bide your time&mdash;bide your time!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Bide your time&mdash;bide your time!</p>
+<p>Snakes are safest in their slime.</p>
+<p>Sages look before they leap;</p>
+<p>Heroes, to your hovels creep.</p>
+<p>Christmas loves pantomime:</p>
+<p>Bide your time&mdash;bide your time!</p>
+</div>
+<div class=stanza>
+<p>Bide your time&mdash;bide your time!</p>
+<p>"Shoulder arms"&mdash;but never prime.</p>
+<p>Keep your skins from Saxon lead;</p>
+<p>Plunder paupers for your bread.</p>
+<p>Popish begging is no crime:</p>
+<p>Bide your time&mdash;bide your time!</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>[Greek: Aion.]</p>
+
+<br><hr class=full>
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page259 name=page259></A>[pg 259]</SPAN>
+<a name="bw340s14" id="bw340s14"></a><h2>FREE TRADE AND PROTECTION</h2>
+
+<p>
+Whoever has travelled in the highlands of Scotland, or the mountains of
+Wales, must have observed the remarkable difference which exists between
+artificial plantations, and the natural woods of the country. Planted <i>all
+at once</i>, the former grow up of uniform height, and all their trees
+present nearly the same form and symmetry. Sown at different periods, with
+centuries between their growth, the latter exhibit every variety of age
+and form, from the decaying patriarchs of the forest, which have survived
+the blasts of some hundred years, to the infant sapling, which is only
+beginning to shoot under the shelter of a projecting rock or stem. Nor is
+the difference less remarkable in the room which is severally afforded for
+growth, in the artificial plantations and in the wilds of nature. The
+larches or firs, in the stiff and angular enclosure, are always crowded
+together; and if not thinned by the care of the woodsman, will inevitably
+choke each other, or shoot up thin and unhealthy, in consequence of their
+close proximity to each other, and the dense mass of foliage which
+overshadows the upper part of the wood. But no such danger need be
+apprehended In the natural forest. No woodman is called to thin its
+denizens. No forester's eye is required to tell which should be left, and
+which cut away, in the vast array. In the ceaseless warfare of the weaker
+with the stronger, the feeble plants are entirely destroyed. In vain the
+infant sapling attempts to contend with the old oak, the branches of which
+overshadow its growth&mdash;it is speedily crushed in the struggle. Nor are the
+means of removing the useless remains less effectual. The hand of nature
+insensibly clears the waste of its incumbrances; the weakness of time
+brings them to the ground when their allotted period is expired; and youth,
+as in the generations of men, springs beside the decay of age, and finds
+ample room for its expansion over the fallen remains of its paternal stems.
+</p>
+<p>
+The difference between the artificial plantation and the natural wood,
+illustrates the distinction between the imaginary communities which the
+political economist expects to see grow up, in conformity with his
+theories, and acting in obedience to his dictates, and the nations of
+flesh and blood which exist around us, of which we form a part, and which
+are immediately affected by ill-judged or inapplicable measures of
+commercial regulation. Nations were planted by the hand of nature; they
+were not sown, nor their place allotted by human foresight. They exist
+often close to each other, and under apparently the same physical
+circumstances, under every possible variety of character, age, and period
+of growth. The difference even between those ruled by the same government,
+and inhabited apparently by the same race, is prodigious. Who could
+suppose that the Dutchman, methodical, calculating, persevering, was next
+neighbour to the fiery, war-like, and impetuous Frenchman? Or that the
+southern and western Irish, vehement, impassioned, and volatile, came from
+the same stock which pervades the whole west of Britain? England, for
+centuries the abode of industry, effort, and opulence, is subject to the
+same government, and situated in the same latitude as Ireland, where
+indolence is almost universal, wealth rare, and manufactures in general
+unknown. Russia, ignorant, united, and ever victorious, adjoins Poland,
+weak, distracted, and ever vanquished; and Prussia has risen with
+unheard-of rapidity in national strength, and every branch of industry, at
+the very time when Spain was fast relapsing into slavery and barbarism.
+</p>
+<p>
+Familiar as these truths are to all they seem to have been, in an
+unaccountable manner, forgotten by our modern political economists; and
+the oblivion of them is the principal cause of the remarkable failure
+which has attended the application to practice of all their theories. They
+invariably forget the different age of nations; they overlook the
+essential difference between communities with different national character,
+or in different stages
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page260 name=page260></A>[pg 260]</SPAN>
+of manufacturing or commercial advancement, and
+fall into the fatal error of supposing that one general system is to be
+readily embraced by, and found applicable to, a cluster of nations
+existing under every possible variety of physical, social, and political
+circumstances. Fixing their eyes upon their own country, or rather upon
+the peculiar interest to which they belong in their own country, they
+reason as if all mankind were placed in the same circumstances, and would
+be benefited by the arrangements which they find advantageous. They forget
+that all nations were not planted at the same time, nor in the same soil;
+that the difference in their age, the inequality in their growth, the
+variety in their texture, is as great as in the trees of the forest, the
+seeds of which have been scattered by the hand of nature; that the
+incessant warfare of the weaker with the stronger, exists not less in the
+social than the physical world; and that all systems founded on the
+oblivion of that continued contest, must ever be traversed by the
+strongest of all moral laws&mdash;the instinct of SELF-PRESERVATION.
+</p>
+<p>
+We have said that the modern theories when applied to practice, have, in a
+remarkable manner, failed. In saying so, we have chiefly in view the
+acknowledged failure of the strenuous efforts made by England, during the
+last twenty years, to effect an interchange in the advantages of free
+trade, and the entire disappointment which has attended the long
+establishment, on a great scale, of the reciprocity system. To the first
+we shall advert in the present paper; the second will furnish ample room
+for reflection in another.
+</p>
+<p>
+The abstract principles on which the doctrines of free trade are founded,
+are these; and we put it to the warmest advocates of those principles,
+whether they are not fairly stated. All nations were not intended by
+nature, nor are they fitted by their physical circumstances, to excel in
+the same branches of industry; and it is the variety in the production
+which they severally can bring to maturity, which at once imposes the
+necessity for, and occasions the profit of, commercial intercourse.
+Nothing, therefore, can be so unwise as to attempt, either by arbitrary
+regulations, to create a branch of industry in a country for which it is
+not intended by nature, or to retain it in that branch where it is created
+by forced prohibitions. Banish all restrictions, therefore, from commerce;
+let every nation apply itself to that particular branch of industry for
+which it is adapted by nature, and receive in exchange the produce of
+other countries, raised, in like manner, in conformity with their natural
+capabilities. Then will the industry of each people be turned into the
+channel most advantageous and lucrative to itself; each will enjoy the
+immense advantage of purchasing the commodities it requires at the
+cheapest possible rate; hopeless or absurd hot-bed attempts to force
+extraneous industry will cease; and, in the mutual interchange of the
+surplus produce of each, the foundation will be laid of an advantageous
+and durable commercial intercourse. England, on this principle, should not
+attempt to raise wine, nor France iron or cotton goods; but the calicoes
+and hardware of Great Britain should be exchanged for the wines and fruits
+of France: both nations will thus be enriched, and a vast commercial
+traffic grow up, which, being founded on mutual interest and attended with
+mutual advantage, may be expected to be durable, and to extinguish, in the
+end, the rivalry of their respective people, or the jealousy of their
+several governments.
+</p>
+<p>
+Such is the theory of free trade; and it may be admitted it wears at first
+sight a seducing and agreeable aspect. Let us now enquire how far
+experience, the great test of truth, has verified its doctrines, or
+demonstrated its practicability. To illustrate this matter, we shall have
+recourse to no mean or doubtful authority; we shall have recourse to the
+statement of an enlightened but candid contemporary, whose advocating of a
+moderate system of free trade has excited no small anxiety in the British
+empire; and which report, from the information and ability it displays,
+has assigned to the present accomplished head of the Board of Trade.
+</p>
+<p>
+The efforts made in Great Britain to introduce a general system of free
+trade, especially within the last three
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page261 name=page261></A>[pg 261]</SPAN>
+years, are thus enumerated in the
+<i>Foreign and Colonial Review</i>.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+"England, without gaining or asking a single boon from any foreign country,
+has&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+"1. Reduced by about one-half the duties upon foreign corn.
+</p>
+<p>
+"2. By nearly the same amount, the duties on foreign timber.
+</p>
+<p>
+"3. Has removed her prohibitions against the importation of cattle and
+other animals for food, and has fixed upon them duties, ranging on the
+average at about ten per cent <i>ad valorem</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+"4. Has made flesh meat admissible.
+</p>
+<p>
+"5. Has reduced the duty on salt provisions for home consumption by
+one-third, and one-half; and has placed them on a footing of entire
+equality with the British article for the supply of the whole marine
+frequenting her ports.
+</p>
+<p>
+"6. Has lowered her duties on vegetables and seeds in general to one-half,
+one-sixth, and even one-twelfth (in the case of that most important
+esculent the potatoe) of what they formerly were.
+</p>
+<p>
+"7. Has made all <i>great</i> articles of manufacture, except silk, which is
+reserved for future negotiations, admissible at duties of ten, twelve and
+a half, and fifteen per cent, and only in some few instances so much as
+twenty per cent.
+</p>
+<p>
+"8. Upon some minor articles of manufacture, where our people lie under
+heavy disadvantages in obtaining the raw material, and where their habits
+have been formed in their particular occupation, wholly under the shelter,
+and therefore upon the responsibility of the law, she has retained duties
+in some cases as high as thirty per cent <i>ad valorem</i>, but yet has reduced
+them to rates insignificant in comparison with those formerly charged.
+</p>
+<p>
+"9. In her colonies, she has fixed the ordinary rules of differential
+duties upon foreign productions at four and seven per cent, with
+exceptions altogether trifling in amount, on which a higher charge has
+been laid for special reasons.
+</p>
+<p>
+"10. She has withdrawn the prohibition to export machinery, except so far
+as regards the linen manufacture, and the spinning of the yarns employed
+in it.
+</p>
+<p>
+"11. With regard to many other articles, such as butter and cheese, indeed,
+with regard to all articles to which the simple and essential interests of
+the revenue will allow the same rules to be applied&mdash;it has been declared
+that they are only temporarily exempted from the operations of those rules,
+and it is well understood, that no time will be allowed to pass, except
+such as is necessary, before the work is completed; and lastly,
+</p>
+<p>
+"12. She has not even excluded from the benefit of these reductions the
+very countries under whose simultaneous enactments, of a hostile character,
+she is at this moment suffering: these advantages will be enjoyed by the
+tar and cordage of Russia; by the corn and timber, the woollens, linens,
+and hosiery of northern Germany; by the gloves, the boots and shoes, the
+light writing-papers, the perfumery, the corks, the straw-hats, the
+cottons and cambrics, the dressed skins, the thrown silk, and even (from
+an incidental charge with respect to the charge of duty on the bottles)
+the wines of France; by the salt provisions, the ashes, the turpentine,
+the rice, the furs and skins, the sperm oil of America; and she in
+particular may expect to derive advantage from the alteration in our
+colonial import duties upon the great articles of flour, salt, provisions,
+fish and lumber."<a id=footnotetag15
+name=footnotetag15></a><a
+href="#footnote15"><sup>15</sup></a>
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+Such have been the sacrifices which Great Britain has recently made in
+order to secure a system of free commercial enterprise throughout the
+world. Let us now enquire what return she has met with for these
+concessions; and the recent occurrences in this respect are detailed in
+the same unexceptionable authority.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>
+"Within the last year, France has passed an ordinance, doubling the duty
+on linen yarns&mdash;a measure hostile enough, had it been uniform in its
+application to all countries; but, lest there should be any ambiguity
+about its meaning, she has actually left open her Belgian frontier to that
+article at the former duty, on the condition that Belgium should levy the
+high French duty in her custom-houses, so as to prevent the transit of the
+British yarns through that country. To this disreputable and humiliating
+proposal, Belgium has consented. Again, amidst the loudest professions
+from the Prussian government, of an anxiety to
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page262 name=page262></A>[pg 262]</SPAN>
+advance the relaxation of
+commercial restrictions, that government has, nevertheless, adopted a
+proceeding not less hostile or mischievous than the measure of France with
+regard to linen yarns. The Congress of the Deputies of the Zollverein, at
+Stuttgard, have in a new tariff, which was to take effect on the 1st of
+January, besides some minor alterations of an unfavourable kind, decreed,
+upon the proposal of Prussia, that goods mixed of cotton and wool, if of
+more than one colour, shall pay fifty thalers the centner, instead of
+thirty; that is, instead of a very high, shall be liable to an exorbitant,
+and, as it may prove, a prohibitory duty. Next, America, as all our
+readers must be aware, has, after a struggle, passed a tariff, subverting
+altogether the arrangement established by the Compromise Act of 1833, and
+imposing upon the various descriptions of manufactured goods rates of duty
+varying from thirty to forty and fifty per cent and upwards, which have
+had the effect of stopping a great portion of the shipments of cotton
+goods to that country from Great Britain during the past autumn, and,
+without doubt, have added greatly to the distresses of our manufacturing
+population. Besides these greater instances, Russia, according to her wont
+in such matters, and Spain, have published, within the test fifteen months,
+new tariffs, of which it is difficult to say whether they are still worse
+than, or only as execrably bad, as those which they succeeded, but, in the
+close rivalry between the old and the new, the latter seem, upon the whole,
+entitled to the palm of prohibitive rigour. And Portugal, likewise, has
+augmented the duties payable upon certain classes of her imports, by a
+measure of the recent date of March 1841, and by another of last year. In
+the mean time, Spain has concluded a treaty with Belgium for the admission
+of her linens. And the king of Prussia has effected an arrangement with
+the czar, which, in certain particulars, secures, upon his own frontier, a
+relaxation of the iron strictness of the Russian system. England has
+concluded no commercial treaty with any of these powers; and the
+negotiation with France, which the measures of Lord Palmerston interrupted
+in 1840, at the very period of its ripeness, appears still to
+slumber&mdash;owing, we believe, in part, to the prevalence of an anti-Anglican
+feeling in that country, which, for the credit of common sense and of
+human nature, we trust will be temporary; but much more to the high
+protective notions, and the political activity and influence of the French
+manufacturers, which overawe an administration far less strong, we regret
+to say, than it deserves."
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+Our recent attempts, therefore, to introduce a general system of free
+trade among nations have proved a signal failure, on the admission of the
+most enlightened advocates for that species of policy. Nor have our
+earlier efforts been more successful. Mr Huskisson, as it is well known,
+introduced, full twenty years ago, the system of free trade, and repealed
+the navigation laws, in the hope of making the Northern Powers of Europe
+more favourable to the admission of British manufactures, and materially
+reduced the duties on French silks, watches, wines, and jewellery, in the
+hope that the Government of that country would see the expedience of
+making a corresponding reduction in the duties levied on our staple
+manufactures in the French harbours. But after twenty years' experience of
+these concessions on our part, the French Government are so far from
+evincing a disposition to meet us with a similar conciliatory policy, that
+they have done just the reverse. Scarce a year has elapsed without some
+additional duty being imposed on our fabrics in their harbours; and the
+great reductions contained in Sir R. Peel's tariff were immediately met,
+as already noticed, by the imposition of an additional and very heavy duty
+on British linens. Nay, so far has the free trade system been from
+enlarging the market for our manufactures in Europe, that after twenty
+years' experience of its effects, and an increase over Europe generally of
+fully a third in numbers, and at least a half in wealth, it is an
+ascertained fact, that our exports to the European-States <i>are less than
+they were forty years ago</i>.<a id=footnotetag16
+name=footnotetag16></a><a
+href="#footnote16"><sup>16</sup></a> "That part of our commerce," says Mr Porter,
+himself a decided free trader,
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page263 name=page263></A>[pg 263]</SPAN>
+"which, being carried on with the rich and
+civilized inhabitants of European nations, should present the greatest
+field for extension, will be seen to have fallen off in a remarkable
+degree. The annual average exports to the whole of Europe were <i>less in
+value by nearly twenty per cent</i>, on an average of five years, from 1832
+to 1836, <i>than they were during the five years that followed the close of
+the war;</i> and it affords strong evidence of the unsatisfactory footing on
+which our trading regulations with Europe are established, that our
+exports to the United States of America, which, with their population of
+12,000,000, (in 1837,) are situated 3000 miles from us across the Atlantic,
+have amounted to more than half the sum of our shipments to the whole of
+Europe, with a population fifteen times as great as that of the United
+States of America, and with an abundance of productions suited to our
+wants, which they are naturally desirous of exchanging for the produce of
+our mines and looms."<a id=footnotetag17
+name=footnotetag17></a><a
+href="#footnote17"><sup>17</sup></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+This was written by Mr Porter in 1837; but while subsequent times have
+evinced an increased anxiety on the part of this country to extend the
+principles of free trade, they have been met by such increased
+determination on the part of the European governments to <i>resist the
+system,</i> and adhere more rigorously to their protecting policy, that the
+disproportion is now universal, and is every day becoming more remarkable.
+The following table will show that our exports to Europe, notwithstanding
+our twelve reciprocity treaties with its maritime powers, and unceasing
+efforts to give a practical exemplification of the principles of free
+trade, are stationary or declining.<a id=footnotetag18
+name=footnotetag18></a><a
+href="#footnote18"><sup>18</sup></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+In one particular instance, the entire failure of the free trade system to
+procure any corresponding return from the very continental states whose
+harbours it was chiefly intended to open, has been singularly conspicuous.
+In February 1821 the reciprocity system, in regard to shipping, was
+introduced by Mr Huskisson, and acted upon by the legislature; and the
+following reason was assigned by that eminent man for deviating from the
+old navigation laws of Cromwell, which had so long constituted the
+strength of the British navy. Mr Huskisson maintained&mdash;"That the period
+had now arrived, when it had become indispensable to introduce a more
+liberal system in regard to the admission of foreign shipping into our
+harbours, if we would avoid the total exclusion of our manufacturers into
+their harbours. The exclusive system did admirably well, as long as we
+alone acted upon it; when foreign nations were content to take our goods,
+though we excluded their shipping. But they had now become sensible of
+the impolicy of such a system, and, right or wrong, were resolved to
+resist it. Prussia, in particular, had resisted all the anxious endeavours
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page264 name=page264></A>[pg 264]</SPAN>
+of this country, to effect the introduction of goods of our manufacture,
+on favourable terms, into her harbours; and the reason assigned was, that
+the navigation laws excluded her shipping from ours. The reciprocity
+system has been rendered indispensable by the prohibitory system, which
+the other European powers have adopted. The only means of meeting the
+heavy duties they have imposed on our goods and shipping, is to place our
+duties upon a system of perfect reciprocity with theirs. Foreign nations
+have no advantage over us in the carrying trade: from the London report,
+it clearly appeared, that the ships of Norway, Sweden, Russia, Prussia,
+France, and Holland, cannot compete with British, either in long or short
+voyages. But at any rate, the repeal of our discriminating duties has
+become matter of necessity, if we would propose any trade with these
+countries."<a id=footnotetag19
+name=footnotetag19></a><a
+href="#footnote19"><sup>19</sup></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+Such were Mr Huskisson's reasons. They were grounded on alleged necessity.
+He said in substance:&mdash;"The navigation laws are very good things; and if
+we could only persuade other nations to take our goods, while we virtually
+shut out their shipping, it would, doubtless, be very advisable to
+continue the present system. But you can no longer do this. Foreign
+nations see the undue advantage which has been so long obtained of them.
+They insist upon an exchange of interests. We, as the richer and the more
+powerful, are called on to make the first advances. We must relinquish our
+navigation laws in favor of their staple manufacture, shipping, if we
+would induce them to admit, on favourable terms, our staple article,
+cotton goods." These were
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page265 name=page265></A>[pg 265]</SPAN>
+Mr Huskisson's principles; and it may be
+admitted that, in the abstract, they were well-founded, for all commercial
+intercourse, to be beneficial and lasting, must be founded on a mutual
+exchange of advantages. But, in carrying into execution this principle,
+he committed a fatal mistake, which has already endangered, without the
+slightest advantage, and, if persevered in, may ultimately destroy the
+commercial superiority of Great Britain. He virtually repealed, by the 4
+Geo. IV. c. 77 and the 5 Geo. IV. c. 1, the navigation laws, by
+authorizing the King, by an order in council, to permit the exportation
+and importation of goods in foreign vessels, on payment of the same duties
+as where chargeable on British vessels, in favour of those countries which
+did not levy discriminating duties on British vessels bringing goods into
+their harbours, and to levy on the vessels of such countries the same
+tonnage duties as they charged on British vessels. This was, in effect,
+to say&mdash;We will admit your vessels on the same terms on which you admit
+ours; and nothing, at first sight, could seem more equitable.
+</p>
+<p>
+But, nevertheless, this system involved a fatal mistake, the pernicious
+effects of which have now been amply demonstrated by experience, and which
+lies at the bottom of the whole modern doctrines of free trade. <i>It
+stipulates for no advantages corresponding to the concession made</i>, and
+thus the reciprocity was on one side only. Mr Huskisson repealed, in
+favour of the Baltic powers, the British navigation laws; that is, he
+threw open to Baltic competition, without any protection, the British
+shipping interest: but <i>he forgot to exact from them any corresponding
+favour for British iron or cotton goods in the Baltic harbours</i>. He
+said&mdash;"We will admit your shipping on the same terms on which you admit
+ours." What he should have said is&mdash;"We will admit your shipping into our
+harbors on the same term you admit <i>our cotton goods</i> into your harbours."
+This would have been real reciprocity, because each side would have given
+free ingress to that staple commodity in which its neighbor had the
+advantage; and thus the most important branch of industry of each would
+have been secured an inlet into the other's territories. The British
+tonnage might have been driven out of the Baltic trade by the shipowners
+of Denmark and Norway, but the Prussian cotton manufacturers would have
+been crushed by the British. It might then have come to be a question of
+whether the upholding of our shipping interest or the extension of our
+cotton manufactures was the most advisable policy. But no such question
+need be considered now. We have gained nothing by exposing our shipping
+interest to the ruinous competition of the Baltic vessels. The Danish,
+Norwegian and Prussian ships have come into our harbours, but the British
+cotton and iron goods have not entered theirs. The reciprocity system has
+been all on one side. After having been twenty years in operation, it has
+failed in producing <i>the smallest concession</i> in favour of British
+manufactures, or producing in those states with whom the reciprocity
+treaties were concluded, the <i>smallest extension of British exports</i>.
+Since we so kindly permitted it, they have taken every thing and given
+nothing. They have done worse. They have taken good and returned evil. The
+vast concession contained in the repeal of our navigation laws, has been
+answered by the enhanced duties contained in the Prussian Zollverein.
+Twenty-six millions of Germans have been arrayed under a commercial league,
+which, by levying duties, practically varying from thirty to fifty, though
+nominally only ten <i>per cent</i>, effectually excludes British manufactures;
+and, after twenty years' experience, our exports are only a few hundred
+thousands a year, and our exports of cotton manufactures <i>only a few
+hundreds a year</i>, to the whole States of Northern Europe, in favour of
+whom the navigation laws were swept away, and an irreparable wound
+inflicted on British maritime interests, and in whose wants Mr Huskisson
+anticipated a vast market for our manufacturing industry, and an ample
+compensation for the diminution of our shipping interest.
+</p>
+<p>
+Nature has established this great and all-important distinction between
+the effects of wealth and national age on the productions of agriculture
+and of manufactures. The reason is this:&mdash;
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page266 name=page266></A>[pg 266]</SPAN>
+If capital, machinery, and
+knowledge, conferred the same immediate and decisive advantage on
+agricultural that they do on manufacturing industry, old and
+densely-peopled states would possess an undue superiority over the ruder
+and more thinly-inhabited ones; the multiplication of the human race would
+become excessive in the seats in which it had first taken root, and the
+desert parts of the world would never, but under the pressure of absolute
+necessity, be explored. The first command of God to man, "Be fruitful, and
+multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it," would be frustrated.
+The apprehensions of the Malthusians as to an excessive increase of
+mankind, with its attendant dangers, would be realized in particular
+places, while nineteen-twentieths of the earth lay neglected in a state of
+nature. The desert would be left alone in its glory. The world would be
+covered with huge and densely-peopled excrescences&mdash;with Babylons, Romes,
+and Londons&mdash;in which wealth, power, and corruption were securely and
+permanently intrenched, and from which the human race would ne'er diverge
+but under the pressure of absolute impossibility to wrench a subsistence
+from their over-peopled vicinities.
+</p>
+<p>
+These dangers, threatening alike to the moral character and material
+welfare of nations, are completely prevented by the simple law, the
+operations of which we every day see around us&mdash;viz. that wealth,
+civilization, and knowledge, add rapidly and indefinitely to the powers of
+manufacturing and commercial, but comparatively slowly to those of
+agricultural industry. This simple circumstance effectually provides for
+the dispersion of the human race, and the check of an undue growth in
+particular communities. The old state can always undersell the young one
+in manufactures, but it is everlastingly undersold by them in agriculture.
+Thus the equalization of industry is introduced, the dispersion of the
+human race secured, and a limit put to the perilous multiplication of its
+members in particular communities. The old state can never rival the young
+ones around it in raising subsistence; the young ones can never rival the
+old one in manufactured articles. Either a free trade takes place between
+them, or restrictions are established. If the commercial intercourse
+between them is unrestricted, agriculture is destroyed, and with it
+national strength is undermined in the old state, and manufactures are
+nipped in the bud in the young ones. If restrictions prevail, and a war of
+tariffs is introduced, the agriculture of the old state, and with it its
+national strength, is preserved, but its export of manufactures to the
+adjoining states is checked, and they establish growing fabrics for
+themselves. Whichever effect takes place, the object of nature in the
+equalization of industry, the limitation of aged communities, and the
+dispersion of mankind, is gained, in the first, by the ruin of the old
+empire from the decay of its agricultural resources; in the second, by the
+check given to its manufacturing prowess, and the transference of
+mercantile industry to its younger rivals.
+</p>
+<p>
+Generally the interests and necessities of the young states introduce a
+prohibitory system to exclude the manufactures of the old one; and it is
+this necessity which England is now experiencing, and vainly endeavours to
+obviate, by introducing a system of free trade. But in one memorable
+instance, and one only, the preponderance of a particular power rendered
+this impossible, and illustrated on a great scale, and over the whole
+civilized world, for a course of centuries, the effects of a perfect
+freedom of trade. The Roman empire, spreading as it did round the shores
+of the Mediterranean, afforded the utmost facilities for a great internal
+traffic; while the equal policy of the emperors, and indeed the necessity
+of their situation, introduced a perfect freedom in the interchange of
+commodities between every part of their vast dominions. And what was the
+result? Why, that the agriculture of Italy was destroyed&mdash;that 300,000
+acres in the champaign of Naples alone reverted to a state of nature, and
+were tenanted only by wild-boars and buffaloes, before a single barbarian
+had crossed the Alps&mdash;that the Grecian cities were entirely maintained by
+grain from the plains of Podolia&mdash;and the mistress of the world, according
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page267 name=page267></A>[pg 267]</SPAN>
+to the plaintive expression of the Roman annalist, depended for her
+subsistence on the floods of the Nile.<a id=footnotetag20
+name=footnotetag20></a><a
+href="#footnote20"><sup>20</sup></a> Not the corruption of manners,
+not the tyranny of the Caesars, occasioned the ruin of the empire, for
+they affected only a limited class of the people; but the practical
+working of free trade, joined to domestic slavery, which destroyed the
+agricultural population of the heart of the empire, and left only
+effeminate urban multitudes to contend with the hardy barbarians of the
+north.
+</p>
+<p>
+The advocates of free trade are not insensible to the superior advantages
+of the rising over the old state in agriculture, and of the latter over
+the former in manufactures. On the contrary, it is a secret but clear
+sense of the reality of this distinction, which causes them so strenuously
+to contend for the removal of all restrictions. They hope, by so doing, to
+effect a great extension of their sales in foreign countries, without, as
+they pretend, creating any diminution in their own. But the views which
+have now been given show that this is a vain conceit, and demonstrate how
+it has happened, that the more strenuously England contends for the
+principles of free trade, and the more energetically that she carries them
+into practice, the more decided is the resistance which she meets on
+foreign states in the attempt, and the more rigorously do they act on the
+principles of protection. It is because they are striving to become
+manufacturing and commercial communities that they do this&mdash;it is a clear
+sense of the ruin which awaits them, if deluged with British goods, which
+makes them so strenuous in their system of exclusion. The more that we
+open our trade, the more will they close theirs. They think, and not
+without reason, that we advocate unrestricted commercial intercourse only
+because it would be profitable to us, and deprecate our old system of
+exclusion only because it has now been turned against ourselves. "Now,
+then," say they, "is the time, when England is suffering under the system
+of exclusion, which we have at length had sense enough to borrow from her,
+to draw closer the bonds of that system, and complete the glorious work of
+our own elevation on her ruins. Our policy is clearly chalked out by hers;
+we have only to do what she deprecates, and we are sure to be right." It
+is evident that these views will be permanently entertained by them,
+because they are founded on the strongest of all instincts that of
+self-preservation. When we cease to be a great manufacturing nation, when
+we are no longer formidable rivals, they will open their harbours; but not
+till then. In striving to introduce a system of free trade, therefore, we
+gratuitously inflict a severe wound on our domestic industry, without any
+chance even of a compensation in that which is destined for the foreign
+markets. We let in their goods into our harbours, but we do not obtain
+admission, nor will we ever obtain admission, for ours into theirs. The
+reciprocity is, and ever must be, all on one side.
+</p>
+<p>
+It is by mistaking the dominant influence among the continental states,
+that so large a portion of the community are deceived on this subject.
+They say, if we take their grain and cattle, they will take our cotton
+goods; that their system of exclusion is entirely a consequence of, and
+retaliation for, ours. Can they produce a single instance in which our
+concessions in favour of their rude produce have led to a corresponding
+return in favour of ours? How can it be so, when, in all old states, the
+monied is the prevailing interest which sways the determinations of
+government? The landholders, separated from each other, without capital,
+almost all burdened with debt, are no match in the domestic struggle for
+the manufacturing and commercial interests. Their superiority is founded
+on a very clear footing&mdash;the same which has rendered the British House of
+Commons omnipotent. <i>They hold the purse.</i> It is their loans which support
+the credit of Government; it is by the customs which their imports pay
+that the public revenue is to be chiefly raised. The more popular that
+governments become, the more strongly
+<SPAN class=pagenum><A id=page268 name=page268></A>[pg 268]</SPAN>
+will their influences appear in the
+war of tariffs. If pure democracies were established in all the
+neighbouring states, we would be met in then all by a duty of sixty per
+cent. Witness the American tariff of 1842, and the progressive increases
+of duties against us since the popular revolutions we have fostered and
+encouraged in France, Belgium, and Portugal.
+</p>
+<p>
+Is, then, a free and unrestrained system of commercial intercourse
+impossible between nations, and must it ever end in a war of tariffs and
+the pacific infliction of mutual injury? We consider it is impossible
+between two nations, both manufacturing, or aspiring to be so, and in the
+same, or nearly the same, age and social circumstances. It is mere folly
+to attempt it; because interests which must clash, are continually arising
+on both parts, and reciprocity, if attempted, is on one side only. With
+such nations, the only wisdom is, to conclude treaties, not of reciprocity,
+but of <i>commerce</i>; that is, treaties in which, in consideration of certain
+branches of our manufactures being admitted on favourable terms, we agree
+to admit certain articles of their produce on equally advantageous
+conditions. Thus, a treaty, by which we agreed to admit, for a moderate
+duty, the wines of France, which we can never rival, in return for their
+admitting our iron and cotton goods on similar terns, would be a measure
+of equal benefit to both countries. It would be as wise a measure as Mr
+Huskisson's reduction of the duties on French silks, gloves, and clocks,
+was a gratuitous and unwarranted injury to staple branches of our own
+industry. The only countries to which the reciprocity system is really
+applicable, are distant states in an early state of civilization, whose
+natural products are essentially different from our own, and whose stage
+of advancement is not such as to have made them enter on the career of
+manufacture, of jealousy, and of tariffs. Colonies unite all these
+advantages; and it is in them that the real sources of our strength, and
+the only secure markets for our produce, are to be found; but that subject,
+so vast, so interesting, so vital to our individual and national
+advancement, must be reserved for a future occasion.
+</p>
+
+<br><hr class="full">
+
+<a name="bw340-footnotes" id="bw340-footnotes"></a><h2>FOOTNOTES</h2>
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote1 name=footnote1></A>
+ <b>Footnote 1</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag1">return</a>)
+ <i>The Heretic</i>. Translated from the Russian of Lajétchnikoff. By
+ T.B. Shaw, B.A. of Cambridge. In three volumes.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote2 name=footnote2></A>
+ <b>Footnote 2</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag2">return</a>)
+ A <i>jeu de mots</i> impossible to be rendered in English; <i>Kourítza</i>,
+ in Russian, is a 'hen.'"&mdash;T.B.S.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote3 name=footnote3></A>
+ <b>Footnote 3</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag3">return</a>)
+ "When Vladímir, to convert the Russians to Christianity, caused
+ the image of their idol Peróun to be thrown into the Dniépr, the
+ people of Kíeff are said to have shouted '<i>vuiduibái, bátioushka,
+ vuiduibái</i>!'&mdash;bátioushka signifies 'father;' but the rest of the
+ exclamation has never been explained, though it has passed into a
+ proverb."&mdash;T.B.S.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote4 name=footnote4></A>
+ <b>Footnote 4</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag4">return</a>)
+ <i>Nástia</i>&mdash;the diminutive of Anastasia; Nástenka, the same.
+ Russian caressing names generally end in sia, she, óusha, or
+ óushka&mdash;as Vásia, (for Iván;) Andrióusha, (Andrei;)
+ Varpholoméoushka, ( Bartholomew.)"&mdash;T.B.S.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote5 name=footnote5></A>
+ <b>Footnote 5</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag5">return</a>)
+ <i>George Selwyn and his Contemporaries, with Memoirs and Notes</i>.
+ By T.H. Jesse. 4 vols.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote6 name=footnote6></A>
+ <b>Footnote 6</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag6">return</a>)
+ The privileges of the <i>first-born</i> passed away from the tribe
+ of Reuben, and were divided among his brethren. The double portion
+ of the inheritance was given to Joseph&mdash;the priesthood to Levi&mdash;and
+ the sovereignty to Judah. The tribe never rose into national power,
+ and it was the first which was carried into captivity.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote7 name=footnote7></A>
+ <b>Footnote 7</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag7">return</a>)
+ The massacre of the Shechemites was the crime of the two
+ brothers. For a long period the tribe of Simeon was depressed; and
+ its position, on the verge of the Amalekites, always exposed it to
+ suffering. The Levites, though finally entrusted with the
+ priesthood, had no inheritance in Palestine: they dwelt scattered
+ among the tribes.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote8 name=footnote8></A>
+ <b>Footnote 8</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag8">return</a>)
+ The tribe of Judah was distinguished from the beginning of the
+ nation. It led the van in the march to Palestine. It was the first
+ appointed to expel the Canaanites. It gave the first judge, Othniel.
+ It was the tribe of David, and, most glorious of all titles, was
+ the <i>Tribe of our</i> LORD.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote9 name=footnote9></A>
+ <b>Footnote 9</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag9">return</a>)
+ Zebulon was a maritime tribe, its location extending along the
+ sea-shore, and stretching to the borders of Sidon. The tribe of
+ Issachar were located in the country afterwards called Lower
+ Galilee; were chiefly tillers of the soil; were never distinguished
+ in the military or civil transactions of the nation, and, as they
+ dwelt among the Canaanites, seem to have habitually served them for
+ hire. Issachar is characterised as the "strong ass"&mdash;a drudge,
+ powerful but patient.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote10 name=footnote10></A>
+ <b>Footnote 10</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag10">return</a>)
+ The tribe of Dan were remarkable for the daring of their
+ exploits in war, and not less so for their stratagems. Their great
+ chieftain Samson, distinguished alike for strength and subtlety,
+ might be an emblem of their qualities and history.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote11 name=footnote11></A>
+ <b>Footnote 11</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag11">return</a>)
+ Gad; a tribe engaged in continual and memorable conflicts.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote12 name=footnote12></A>
+ <b>Footnote 12</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag12">return</a>)
+ Naphtali and Asher inhabited the most fertile portions of
+ Palestine.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote13 name=footnote13></A>
+ <b>Footnote 13</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag13">return</a>)
+ The two tribes Ephraim and Manasseh, descended from Joseph,
+ possessed the finest portion of the land, along both sides of the
+ Jordan. The united tribes numbered a larger population than any of
+ the rest. Besides Joshua, five of the twelve judges of Israel were
+ of the united tribes. In the formation of the kingdom of Israel, an
+ Ephraimite was the first king.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote14 name=footnote14></A>
+ <b>Footnote 14</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag14">return</a>)
+ The tribe of Benjamin was conspicuous for valour. But its
+ turbulence and ferocity wrought its fall, in the great battles
+ recorded in Judges xix. and xx. Saul was of this fierce tribe. It
+ was finally lost in that of Judah.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This great prophecy was delivered about three hundred years before
+ the conquest of Palestine.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote15 name=footnote15></A>
+ <b>Footnote 15</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag15">return</a>)
+ <i>Foreign and Colonial Review</i>, Vol. i. p. 235.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote16 name=footnote16></A>
+ <b>Footnote 16</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag16">return</a>)
+ <i>Foreign and Colonial Review</i>, Vol. i. p. 233.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote17 name=footnote17></A>
+ <b>Footnote 17</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag17">return</a>)
+ Porter's <i>Progress of the Nation</i>, Vol. i. p. 101.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote18 name=footnote18></A>
+ <b>Footnote 18</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag18">return</a>)
+ Table showing the date and value of Exports of British Iron
+ Manufacturers to Europe in the afore-mentioned years.
+</p>
+<center>
+<table border="1" cellpadding=5 summary="Exports">
+<tr><th>Years</th><th>Northern Europe.</th><th>Southern Europe.</th><th>Total.</th></tr>
+<tr><td>1814</td><td align="right">£14,113,773</td><td align="right">£12,753,816</td><td align="right">£26,867,589</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1815</td><td align="right"> 11,791,692</td><td align="right"> 8,764,552</td><td align="right"> 20,556,544</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1816</td><td align="right"> 11,369,086</td><td align="right"> 7,284,467</td><td align="right"> 18,653,555</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1817</td><td align="right"> 11,408,083</td><td align="right"> 9,685,491</td><td align="right"> 19,093,574</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1818</td><td align="right"> 11,809,243</td><td align="right"> 7,639,139</td><td align="right"> 19,448,382</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1819</td><td align="right"> 9,805,397</td><td align="right"> 6,896,287</td><td align="right"> 16,601,684</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1820</td><td align="right"> 11,289,891</td><td align="right"> 7,139,042</td><td align="right"> 18,428,433</td></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="4">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1833</td><td align="right"> 9,313,549</td><td align="right"> 5,686,949</td><td align="right"> 15,000,498</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1834</td><td align="right"> 9,505,892</td><td align="right"> 8,501,141</td><td align="right"> 18,007,033</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1835</td><td align="right"> 10,303,316</td><td align="right"> 8,161,117</td><td align="right"> 18,464,433</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1836</td><td align="right"> 9,999,861</td><td align="right"> 9,011,205</td><td align="right"> 19,000,066</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1837</td><td align="right"> 11,097,436</td><td align="right"> 7,789,126</td><td align="right"> 18,187,662</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1838</td><td align="right"> 11,258,473</td><td align="right"> 9,481,372</td><td align="right"> 20,739,845</td></tr>
+<tr><td>1839</td><td align="right"> 11,991,236</td><td align="right"> 9,376,241</td><td align="right"> 21,367,477</td></tr>
+</table>
+</center>
+</BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote19 name=footnote19></A>
+ <b>Footnote 19</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag19">return</a>)
+</p>
+<p>
+ Hansard's Parliamentary Debates, February 13, 1823; and Annual
+ Register, 1823, p. 104.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Table showing the British and Foreign tonnage, with Sweden, Norway,
+ Denmark, and Prussia, since 1823, when the reciprocity system began,
+ in each of the following years:&mdash;
+</p>
+<br>
+<center>
+<table border="1" cellpadding=5 summary="Tonnage">
+<tr><th>&nbsp;</th>
+ <th colspan="2">SWEDEN.</th>
+ <th colspan="2">NORWAY.</th>
+ <th colspan="2">DENMARK.</th>
+ <th colspan="2">PRUSSIA.</th>
+</tr>
+<tr><th>Years</th>
+ <th>British <br>tons</th>
+ <th>Foreign <br>tons</th>
+ <th>British <br>tons</th>
+ <th>Foreign <br>tons</th>
+ <th>British <br>tons</th>
+ <th>Foreign <br>tons</th>
+ <th>British <br>tons</th>
+ <th>Foreign <br>tons</th>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1821</td>
+ <td align="right">23,005</td>
+ <td align="right">8,508</td>
+ <td align="right">13,855</td>
+ <td align="right">61,342</td>
+ <td align="right">5,312</td>
+ <td align="right">3,969</td>
+ <td align="right">79,590</td>
+ <td align="right">37,720</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1822</td>
+ <td align="right">20,799</td>
+ <td align="right">13,692</td>
+ <td align="right">13,377</td>
+ <td align="right">87,974</td>
+ <td align="right">7,096</td>
+ <td align="right">3,910</td>
+ <td align="right">102,847</td>
+ <td align="right">58,270</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1823</td>
+ <td align="right">20,986</td>
+ <td align="right">22,529</td>
+ <td align="right">13,122</td>
+ <td align="right">117,015</td>
+ <td align="right">4,413</td>
+ <td align="right">4,795</td>
+ <td align="right">81,202</td>
+ <td align="right">86,013</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1824</td>
+ <td align="right">17,074</td>
+ <td align="right">40,092</td>
+ <td align="right">11,419</td>
+ <td align="right">135,272</td>
+ <td align="right">6,738</td>
+ <td align="right">23,689</td>
+ <td align="right">94,664</td>
+ <td align="right">151,621</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1825</td>
+ <td align="right">15,906</td>
+ <td align="right">53,141</td>
+ <td align="right">14,825</td>
+ <td align="right">157,910</td>
+ <td align="right">15,158</td>
+ <td align="right">50,943</td>
+ <td align="right">189,214</td>
+ <td align="right">182,752</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1826</td>
+ <td align="right">11,829</td>
+ <td align="right">16,939</td>
+ <td align="right">15,603</td>
+ <td align="right">90,726</td>
+ <td align="right">22,000</td>
+ <td align="right">56,544</td>
+ <td align="right">119,060</td>
+ <td align="right">120,589</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1827</td>
+ <td align="right">11,719</td>
+ <td align="right">21,822</td>
+ <td align="right">13,945</td>
+ <td align="right">96,420</td>
+ <td align="right">10,825</td>
+ <td align="right">52,456</td>
+ <td align="right">150,718</td>
+ <td align="right">109,184</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1828</td>
+ <td align="right">14,877</td>
+ <td align="right">24,700</td>
+ <td align="right">10,826</td>
+ <td align="right">85,771</td>
+ <td align="right">17,464</td>
+ <td align="right">49,293</td>
+ <td align="right">133,753</td>
+ <td align="right">99,195</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1829</td>
+ <td align="right">16,536</td>
+ <td align="right">25,046</td>
+ <td align="right">9,985</td>
+ <td align="right">86,205</td>
+ <td align="right">24,576</td>
+ <td align="right">53,390</td>
+ <td align="right">125,918</td>
+ <td align="right">127,861</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1830</td>
+ <td align="right">12,116</td>
+ <td align="right">23,158</td>
+ <td align="right">6,459</td>
+ <td align="right">84,585</td>
+ <td align="right">12,210</td>
+ <td align="right">51,420</td>
+ <td align="right">102,758</td>
+ <td align="right">139,646</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1831</td>
+ <td align="right">11,450</td>
+ <td align="right">39,689</td>
+ <td align="right">4,518</td>
+ <td align="right">114,865</td>
+ <td align="right">6,552</td>
+ <td align="right">62,190</td>
+ <td align="right">83,908</td>
+ <td align="right">140,532</td>
+ </tr>
+
+<tr><td>1832</td>
+ <td align="right">8,335</td>
+ <td align="right">25,755</td>
+ <td align="right">3,798</td>
+ <td align="right">82,155</td>
+ <td align="right">7,268</td>
+ <td align="right">35,772</td>
+ <td align="right">62,079</td>
+ <td align="right">89,187</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1833</td>
+ <td align="right">10,009</td>
+ <td align="right">29,454</td>
+ <td align="right">5,901</td>
+ <td align="right">98,931</td>
+ <td align="right">6,840</td>
+ <td align="right">38,620</td>
+ <td align="right">41,735</td>
+ <td align="right">108,753</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1834</td>
+ <td align="right">15,353</td>
+ <td align="right">35,910</td>
+ <td align="right">6,403</td>
+ <td align="right">98,303</td>
+ <td align="right">5,691</td>
+ <td align="right">53,282</td>
+ <td align="right">32,021</td>
+ <td align="right">118,111</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1835</td>
+ <td align="right">12,036</td>
+ <td align="right">35,061</td>
+ <td align="right">2,592</td>
+ <td align="right">95,049</td>
+ <td align="right">6,007</td>
+ <td align="right">49,008</td>
+ <td align="right">25,514</td>
+ <td align="right">124,144</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1836</td>
+ <td align="right">10,865</td>
+ <td align="right">42,439</td>
+ <td align="right">1,573</td>
+ <td align="right">12,875</td>
+ <td align="right">2,152</td>
+ <td align="right">51,907</td>
+ <td align="right">42,567</td>
+ <td align="right">174,439</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1837</td>
+ <td align="right">7,608</td>
+ <td align="right">42,602</td>
+ <td align="right">1,035</td>
+ <td align="right">88,004</td>
+ <td align="right">5,357</td>
+ <td align="right">55,961</td>
+ <td align="right">67,566</td>
+ <td align="right">145,742</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1838</td>
+ <td align="right">10,425</td>
+ <td align="right">38,991</td>
+ <td align="right">1,364</td>
+ <td align="right">110,817</td>
+ <td align="right">3,466</td>
+ <td align="right">57,554</td>
+ <td align="right">86,734</td>
+ <td align="right">175,643</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1839</td>
+ <td align="right">8,359</td>
+ <td align="right">42,270</td>
+ <td align="right">2,582</td>
+ <td align="right">109,228</td>
+ <td align="right">5,535</td>
+ <td align="right">106,960</td>
+ <td align="right">111,470</td>
+ <td align="right">229,208</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr><td>1840</td>
+ <td align="right">11,933</td>
+ <td align="right">53,337</td>
+ <td align="right">3,166</td>
+ <td align="right">114,241</td>
+ <td align="right">6,327</td>
+ <td align="right">103,067</td>
+ <td align="right">112,709</td>
+ <td align="right">237,984</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</center>
+<p>
+ &mdash;PORTER'S Part. Tables.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+
+<BLOCKQUOTE class=footnote>
+ <P><A id=footnote20 name=footnote20></A>
+ <b>Footnote 20</b>: (<a href="#footnotetag20">return</a>)
+ Tacitus, Vol. xiv. p. 21; Michelet's <i>Hist. de France,</i>
+ Vol. i. p. 217.
+</p></BLOCKQUOTE>
+
+<hr class="full">
+
+<h4><i>Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work.</i></h4>
+
+<hr class="full">
+<br>
+<br>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
+
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+THE HERETIC.[1]
+
+ [1] _The Heretic_. Translated from the Russian of Lajetchnikoff. By
+ T.B. Shaw, B.A. of Cambridge. In three volumes.
+
+
+It is now about three centuries since Richard Chancellor, pilot-major of
+the fleet which, under the command of Sir Hugh Willoughby, and by the
+advice of Sebastian Cabot, set out to discover a north-east passage to
+China, carried his ship, the Edward Bonaventura, into Archangel. The rest
+of the fleet put into a haven on the coast of Lapland, where all their
+crews, with the gallant commander, perished miserably of cold and hunger.
+Chancellor, accompanied by Master George Killingworthe, found his way to
+Moscow, where he was courteously entertained by the Tsar Ivan IV.,
+surnamed the Terrible. On his return to England in 1554, he delivered a
+friendly letter from the Tsar to King Edward VI., and announced to the
+people of England "the discovery of Muscovy." The English adventurers
+where mightily astonished by the state and splendour of the Russian
+court, and gave a curious account of their intercourse with the tyrant
+Ivan, who treated them with great familiarity and kindness, though he was
+perhaps the most atrocious monster, not excepting the worst of the Roman
+emperors, that ever disgraced a throne. The Tsar "called them to his
+table to receive each a cup from his hand to drinke, and took into his
+hand Master George Killingworthe's beard, which reached over the table,
+and pleasantly delivered it to the metropolitan, who seeming to bless it,
+said in Russ, 'This is God's gift;' as indeed at that time it was not
+only thicke, broad, and yellow coulered, but in length five foot and two
+inches of a size."
+
+Chancellor returned the following year to Moscow, and arranged with the
+Tsar the commercial privileges and immunities of a new company of
+merchant-adventurers who desired to trade with Muscovy; but in 1556, while
+on his way home, accompanied by Osep Neped, the first Russian ambassador
+to the court of England, their ship was wrecked on our own coast, at
+Pitsligo bay, where Chancellor was drowned, with most of the crew; but
+Osep Neped, who escaped, was conducted with much pomp to London, and there
+established on a firmer basis the commercial relations between the two
+countries, to which Chancellor's discovery had led, and of which he had
+laid the foundation. The commerce thus begun has continued uninterrupted,
+to the mutual advantage of both nations, up to this time, and thousands of
+our countrymen have there gained wealth and distinction, in commerce, in
+the arts, in science, and in arms.
+
+But of the twenty-seven millions of men, women, and children who people
+Great Britain and Ireland, how many may be presumed to know any thing of
+Russian literature, or even to have enquired whether it contains any thing
+worth knowing? Are there a dozen literary men or women amongst us who
+could read a Russian romance, or understand a Russian drama? Dr Bowring
+was regarded as a prodigy of polyglot learning, because he gave us some
+very imperfect versions of Russian ballads; and we were thankful even for
+that contribution, from which, we doubt not, many worthy and well-informed
+people learned for the first time that Russia produced poets as well as
+potashes. Russia has lately lost a poet of true genius, of whom his
+countrymen are proud, and no doubt have a right to be proud, for his
+poetry found its way at once to the heart of the nation: but how few there
+are amongst us who know any thing of Poushkin, unless it be his untimely
+and melancholy end?
+
+The generation that has been so prolific of prose fiction in other parts
+of Europe, has not been barren in Russia. She boasts of men to whom she is
+grateful for having adorned her young literature with the creations of
+their genius, or who have made her history attractive with the allurements
+of faithful fiction, giving life, and flesh, and blood to its dry bones;
+and yet, gentle reader, learned or fair--or both fair and learned--whether
+sombre in small clothes, or brilliant in _bas-bleus_--how many could
+you have named a year ago of those names which are the pride and delight
+of a great European nation, with which we have had an intimate, friendly,
+and beneficial intercourse for three consecutive centuries, and whose
+capital has now for some years been easily accessible in ten days from our
+own?
+
+Surely it is somewhat strange, that while Russia fills so large a space,
+not only on the map, but in the politics of the world--while the influence
+of her active mind, and of her powerful muscle, is felt and acknowledged
+in Europe, Asia, and America--that we, who come in contact with her
+diplomatic skill and her intelligence at every turn and in every quarter,
+should never have thought it worth while to take any note of her
+literature--of the more attractive movements of her mind.
+
+The history, the ancient mythology, and the early Christian legends of
+Russia, are full of interest. We there encounter the same energetic and
+warlike people, who, from roving pirates of the Baltic sea, became the
+founders of dynasties, and who have furnished much of what is most
+romantic in the history of Europe. The Danes, who ravaged our coasts, and
+gave a race of princes to England; the Normans, from whom are descended
+our line of sovereigns, and many of our noble and ancient families--the
+Normans, who established themselves in Sicily and the Warrhag, or
+Varangians, who made their leader, Rurik, a sovereign over the ancient
+Sclavonic republic of Novgorod, and gave their own distinctive appellation
+of Russ to the people and to the country they conquered, were all men of
+the same race, the same habits, and the same character. The daring spirit
+of maritime adventure, the love of war, and the thirst of plunder, which
+brought their barks to the coasts of Britain and of France, was displayed
+with even greater boldness in Russia. After the death of Rurik, these
+pirates of the Baltic, under the regent Oleg, launching their galleys on
+the Borysthenes, forced the descent of the river against hostile tribes,
+defeated the armies of Byzantium, exercised their ancient craft on the
+Black sea and on the Bosphorus, and, entering Constantinople in triumph,
+extorted tribute and a treaty from the Keisar in his palace.
+
+Then, after a time, came the introduction of the Christian religion and of
+letters; and the contests which terminated in the triumph of Christianity
+over the ancient mythology, in which the milder deities of the Pantheon,
+with their attendant spirits of the woods, the streams, and the household
+hearth, would seem to have mingled with the fiercer gods of the Valhalla.
+Then the frequent contests and varying fortunes of the principalities into
+which the country was divided--the invasions of the Tartar hordes, under
+the successors of Chenjez Khan, destroying every living thing, and
+deliberately making a desert of every populous place, that grass might
+more abound for their horses and their flocks--the long and weary
+domination of these desolating masters; the gradual relaxation of the iron
+gripe with which they crushed the country; the pomp and power of the
+Russian church, even in the worst times of Tartar oppression; the first
+gathering together of the nation's strength as its spirit revived; the
+first great effort to cast off the load under which its loins had been
+breaking for more than two centuries, and the desperate valour with which
+the Russians fought their first great battle for freedom and their faith,
+and shook the Tartar supremacy, under the brave and skilful Dimitri, on
+the banks of the Don--the cautious wisdom and foresight with which he
+created an aristocracy to support the sovereignty he had made
+hereditary--the pertinacity with which, in every change of fortune, his
+successors worked out slowly, and more by superior intelligence than by
+prowess, the deliverance of their country--the final triumph of this wary
+policy, under the warlike, but consummately able and dexterous management
+of Ivan the Great--the rapidity and force with which the Muscovite power
+expanded, when it had worn out and cast off the Tartar fetters that had
+bound it--the cautious and successful attempts of Ivan to take from the
+first a high place amongst the sovereigns of Europe--the progress in the
+arts of civilized life which was made in his reign--the accession of
+weight and authority which the sovereign power received from the prudent
+and dignified demeanour of his son and successor--the sanguinary tyranny
+with which Ivan IV., in the midst of the most revolting atrocities and
+debaucheries, broke down the power of the aristocracy, prostrated the
+energies of the nation, and paved the way for successive usurpations--the
+skilful and crafty policy, and the unscrupulous means by which Boris
+raised himself to the throne, after he had destroyed the last
+representatives of the direct line of Rurik, which, in all the
+vicissitudes of Russian fortune, had hitherto held the chief place in the
+nation--the taint of guilt which poisoned and polluted a mind otherwise
+powerful, and not without some virtues, and made him at length a
+suspicious and cruel tyrant, who, having alienated the good-will of the
+nation, was unable to oppose the pretensions of an impostor, and swallowed
+poison to escape the tortures of an upbraiding conscience--the successful
+imposture of the monk who personated the Prince Dimitri, one of the
+victims of Boris' ambition, and who was slaughtered on the day of his
+nuptials at the foot of the throne he had so strangely usurped, by an
+infuriated mob; not because he was known to be an impostor, but because he
+was accused of a leaning to the Latin church--the season of anarchy that
+succeeded and led to fresh impostures, and to the Polish domination--the
+servile submission of the Russian nobility to Sigismund, king of Poland,
+to whom they sold their country; the revival of patriotic feelings, almost
+as soon as the sacrifice had been made--the bold and determined opposition
+of the Russian church to the usurpation of a Latin prince, the
+persecutions, the hardships, the martyrdom it endured; the ultimate rising
+of the Muscovite people at its call--the sanguinary conflict in Moscow;
+the expulsion of the Poles; the election of Michael Romanoff, the first
+sovereign of his family and of the reigning dynasty--the whole history of
+the days of Peter, of Catharine, and of Alexander, and even the less
+prominent reigns of intermediate sovereigns--are full of the interest and
+the incidents which are usually considered most available to the writers
+of historical romance.
+
+But such materials abound in the history of every people. Men of genius
+for the work find them scattered every where--in the peculiarities of
+personal character developed in the contests of petty tribes or turbulent
+burghers, as often as in the revolutions of empires. The value of
+historical, as well as of other fictions, must be measured by the power
+and the skill it displays, rather than by the magnitude of the events it
+describes, or the historical importance of the persons it introduces; and
+therefore no history can well be exhausted for the higher purposes of
+fiction. Of what historical importance are the stories on which Shakspeare
+has founded his _Romeo and Juliet_--his _Othello_--his _Hamlet_, or his
+_Lear_? Does the chief interest or excellence of _Waverley_, or _Ivanhoe_,
+or _Peveril of the Peak_, or _Redgauntlet_, or _Montrose_, depend on the
+delineation of historical characters, or the description of historical
+events? What space do Balfour of Burleigh, or Rob Roy, or Helen Macgregor,
+fill in history? The fact appears to be, that, even in the purest
+historical prose fictions, neither the interest nor the excellence
+generally depend upon the characters or the incidents most prominent in
+history. A man of genius, who calls up princes and heroes from the dust
+into which they have crumbled, may delight us with a more admirable
+representation than our own minds could have furnished of some one whose
+name we have long known, and of whose personal bearing, and habits, and
+daily thoughts, we had but a vague and misty idea; and acknowledging the
+fidelity of the portrait we may adopt it; and then this historical person
+becomes to us what the imagination of genius, not what history, has made
+him, and yet the portrait is probably one in which no contemporary could
+have recognized any resemblance to the original. But the characters of
+which history has preserved the most full and faithful accounts, whose
+recorded actions reflect most accurately the frame of their minds, are
+precisely those which each man has pictured to himself with most precision,
+and therefore those of which he is least likely to appreciate another
+man's imaginary portraits. The image in our own minds is disturbed, and we
+feel something of the disappointment we experience when we find some one
+of whom we have heard much very different from what we had imagined him to
+be. The more intimately and generally an historical character is known,
+the more unfit must it be for the purposes of fiction.
+
+Then again, in fiction, as in real life, our sympathies are more readily
+awakened, and more strongly moved, by the sufferings or the successes of
+those with whom we have much in common--of whose life we are, or fancy
+that we might have been, a part. The figures that we see in history
+elevated above the ordinary attributes of man, are magnified as we see
+them through the mist of our own vague perceptions, and dwindle if we
+approach too near them. If they are brought down from the lofty pedestal
+of rank or fame on which they stood, that they may be within reach of the
+warmest sympathies of men who live upon a lower level, the familiarity to
+which we are admitted impairs their greatness, on the same principle, that
+"no man is a hero to his _valet-de-chambre_."
+
+We are inclined to believe that the great attraction of historical prose
+fiction is not any facility which it affords for the construction of a
+better story--for we think it affords none--nor any superior interest
+that attaches to the known and the prominent characters with which it
+deals, or to the events it describes; but rather the occasion it gives for
+making us familiar with the everyday life of the age and the country in
+which the scene is laid. Independent of the merits of the fiction as a
+work of imagination, we find another source of pleasure; and, if it be
+written faithfully and with knowledge, of instruction in the vivid light
+it casts on the characteristics of man's condition, which history does not
+deign to record. This kind of excellence may give value to a work which is
+defective in the higher essential qualifications of imaginative writing;
+as old ballads and tales, which have no other merit, may be valuable
+illustrations of the manners of their time, so by carefully collecting and
+concentrating scattered rays, a man possessed of talents for the task may
+throw a strong light on states of society that were formerly obscure, and
+thus greatly enhance the pleasure we derive from any higher merits we may
+find in his story.
+
+M. Lajetchnikoff, in the work before us, appears to have aimed at both
+these kinds of excellence; and, in the opinion of his countrymen, to have
+attained to that of which they are the best or the only good judges. Mr
+Shaw, to whom we are indebted for all we yet know of this department of
+Russian literature, tells us in his preface that he selected this romance
+for translation because--
+
+ "It is the work of an author to whom all the critics have adjudged
+ the praise of a perfect acquaintance with the epoch which he has
+ chosen for the scene of his drama. Russian critics, some of whom have
+ reproached M. Lajetchnikoff with certain faults of style, and in
+ particular with innovations on orthography, have all united in
+ conceding to him the merit of great historical accuracy--not only as
+ regards the events and characters of his story, but even in the less
+ important matters of costume, language, &c.
+
+ "This degree of accuracy was not accidental: he prepared himself for
+ his work by a careful study of all the ancient documents calculated
+ to throw light upon the period which he desired to recall--a
+ conscientious correctness however, which may be pushed too far; for
+ the original work is disfigured by a great number of obsolete words
+ and expressions, as unintelligible to the modern Russian reader
+ (unless he happened to be an antiquarian) as they would be to an
+ Englishman. These the Translator has, as far as possible, got rid of,
+ and has endeavoured to reduce the explanatory foot-notes--those
+ 'blunder-marks,' as they have been well styled--to as small a number
+ as is consistent with clearness in the text."
+
+M. Lajetchnikoff takes occasion, while referring to some anachronisms
+which will be found in _The Heretic_, to state, in the following terms,
+his opinion of the duties of an historical novelist--
+
+ "He must follow rather the poetry of history than its chronology. His
+ business is not to be the slave of dates; he ought to be faithful to
+ the character of the epoch, and of the _dramatis personae_ which he
+ has selected for representation. It is not his business to examine
+ every trifle, to count over with servile minuteness every link in the
+ chain of this epoch, or of the life of this character; that is the
+ department of the historian and the biographer. The mission of the
+ historical novelist is to select from them the most brilliant, the
+ most interesting events, which are connected with the chief personage
+ of his story, and to concentrate them into one poetic moment of his
+ romance. Is it necessary to say that this moment ought to be pervaded
+ by a leading idea?... Thus I understand the duties of the historical
+ novelist. Whether I have fulfilled them, is quite another question."
+
+We are not quite sure what is here meant by "a leading idea." If it be
+that some abstract idea is to be developed or illustrated, we can neither
+subscribe to the canon nor discover the leading idea of this specimen of
+the author's productions; but we rather suppose that he only means to say
+that there should be a main stream of interest running through the whole
+story, to which the others are tributary--and in this sense he has acted
+on the rule; for the _heretic_, from his birth to his burial, is never
+lost sight of, and almost the whole action, from the beginning to the end,
+is either directly or indirectly connected with his fortunes, which
+preserve their interest throughout, amidst sovereigns and ambassadors,
+officials and nobles, court intrigues and affairs of state, of love, of
+war, and of religion. This machinery, though somewhat complicated, is on
+the whole very skilfully constructed, and moves on smoothly enough without
+jolting or jarring, without tedious stops or disagreeable interruptions,
+and without having to turn back every now and then to pick up the
+passengers it has dropped by the way. The author, however, appears to have
+assumed--and, writing for Russians, was entitled to assume--that his
+readers had some previous acquaintance with the history of the country and
+the times to which his story belongs. His prologue, which has no connexion
+with the body of the work, but which relates a separate incident that
+occurred some years after the conclusion of the principal narrative,
+introduces us to the death-bed of Ivan III., at whose court the whole of
+the subsequent scenes occur; and is calculated from this inversion of time,
+and the recurrence of similar names, and even of the same persons, to
+create little confusion in the mind of the reader who is ignorant of
+Russian history.
+
+ "The epoch chosen by Lajetchnikoff," says his translator, "is the
+ fifteenth century; an age most powerfully interesting in the history
+ of every country, and not less so in that of Russia. It was then that
+ the spirit of enquiry, the thirst for new facts and investigations in
+ religious, political, and physical philosophy, was at once stimulated
+ and gratified by the most important discoveries that man had as yet
+ made, and extended itself far beyond the limits of what was then
+ civilized Europe, and spoke, by the powerful voice of Ivan III., even
+ to Russia, plunged as she then was in ignorance and superstition.
+ Rude as are the outlines of this great sovereign's historical
+ portrait, and rough as were the means by which he endeavoured to
+ ameliorate his country, it is impossible to deny him a place among
+ those rulers who have won the name of benefactors to their native
+ land."
+
+When Ivan III., then twenty-two years old, mounted the tributary throne of
+Muscovy in 1462, the power of the Tartars, who for nearly two centuries
+and a half domineered over Russia, had visibly declined. Tamerlane, at the
+head of fresh swarms from the deserts of Asia, had stricken the Golden
+Horde which still held Russia in subjection; and having pursued its
+sovereign, Ioktamish Khan, into the steppes of Kiptchak and Siberia,
+turned back almost from the gates of Moscow, to seek a richer plunder in
+Hindostan. Before the Golden Horde could recover from this blow, it was
+again attacked, defeated, and plundered, by the khan of the Crimea. Still
+the supremacy of the Tartar was undisputed at Moscow. The Muscovite prince
+advanced to the outer door of his palace to receive the ambassador of his
+master; spread costly furs under his horse's feet; kneeled at his stirrup
+to hear the khan's orders read; presented a cup of kimmis to the Tartar
+representative, and licked off the drops that fell upon the mane of his
+horse.
+
+But during nearly a century and a half, the Muscovite princes had laboured
+successfully to consolidate their own authority, and to unite the nation
+against its oppressors. The principle of hereditary succession to the
+dependent throne had been firmly established in the feelings of the people;
+the ties of country, kindred, and language, and still more the bonds of
+common religion, had united the discordant principalities into which the
+country was still divided, by a sentiment of nationality and of hatred
+against the Tartars, which made them capable of combining against their
+Mahommedan masters.
+
+Ivan's first acts were acts of submission. They were perhaps intended to
+tranquillize the suspicions with which the first movements of a young
+prince are certain to be regarded by a jealous superior; and this purpose
+they effectually served. Without courage or talent for war, his powerful
+and subtle mind sought to accomplish its objects by intellectual
+superiority and by craft, rather than by force. Warned by the errors of
+his predecessors, he did not dispute the right of the Tartars to the
+tribute, but evaded its payment; and yet contrived to preserve the
+confidence of the khan by bribing his ministers and his family, and by a
+ready performance of the most humiliating acts of personal submission. His
+conduct towards all his enemies--that is, towards all his neighbours--was
+dictated by a similar policy; he admitted their rights, but he took every
+safe opportunity to disregard them. So far did he carry the semblance of
+submission, that the Muscovites were for some years disgusted with the
+slavish spirit of their prince. His lofty ambition was concealed by rare
+prudence and caution, and sustained by remarkable firmness and pertinacity
+of purpose. He never took a step in advance from which he was forced to
+recede. He had the art to combine with many of his enemies against one,
+and thus overthrew them all in succession. It was by such means that he
+cast off the Tartar yoke--curbed the power of Poland--humbled that of
+Lithuania, subdued Novgorod, Tver, Pskoff, Kazan, and Viatka--reannexed
+Veira, Ouglitch, Rezan, and other appanages to the crown, and added nearly
+twenty thousand square miles with four millions of subjects to his
+dominions. He framed a code of laws--improved the condition of his
+army--established a police in every part of his empire--protected and
+extended commerce--supported the church, but kept it in subjection to
+himself; but was at all times arbitrary, often unjust and cruel, and
+throughout his whole life, quite unscrupulous as to the means he employed
+to compass his ends.
+
+One of the most successful strokes of his policy, was his marriage with
+Sophia, daughter of the Emperor Paleologos, who had been driven from
+Constantinople by the Turks. This alliance, which he sought with great
+assiduity, not only added to the dignity of his government at home, but
+opened the way for an intercourse on equal terms with the greatest princes
+of Europe. It was Sophia who dissuaded him from submitting to the
+degrading ceremonial which had been observed on receiving the Tartar
+ambassadors at Moscow--and to her he probably owed the feelings of
+personal dignity which he evinced in the latter part of his reign. It was
+this alliance that at once placed the sovereigns of Russia at the head of
+the whole Greek church; whose dignitaries, driven from the stately dome of
+St Sophia in Byzantium, found shelter in the humbler temple raised by the
+piety of their predecessors, some ages before, in the wilds of Muscovy,
+and more than repaid the hospitality they received by diffusing a love of
+learning amongst a barbarous people. It was by means of the Greeks who
+followed Sophia, that Ivan was enabled to maintain a diplomatic
+intercourse with the other governments of Europe; it was from her that
+Russia received her imperial emblem, the double-headed eagle; it was in
+her train that science, taste, and refinement penetrated to Moscow; it was
+probably at her instigation that Ivan embellished his capital with the
+beauties of architecture, and encouraged men of science, and amongst
+others Antonio, "the heretic," and Fioraventi Aristotle, the architect and
+mechanician, to settle at Moscow.
+
+But it is time we should proceed to the story. The greater part of the
+first volume is occupied by an account of the family, birth, and youth of
+the hero. Born of a noble family in Bohemia, he is educated as a physician.
+This was not the voluntary act of his parents; for what haughty German
+baron of those times would have permitted his son to degrade himself by
+engaging in a profession which was then chiefly occupied by the accursed
+Jews? No, this was a degradation prepared for the house of Ehrenstein, by
+the undying revenge of a little Italian physician, whom the stalwart baron
+had pitched a few yards out of his way during a procession at Rome. This
+part of the history, though not devoid of interest, is hardly within the
+bounds of a reasonable probability--but it contains some passages of
+considerable vigour. The patient lying in wait of the revengeful Italian,
+and the eagerness with which he presses his advantage, making an act of
+mercy minister to the gratification of his passion, is not without merit,
+and will probably have its attractions for those who find pleasure in such
+conceptions.
+
+The young Antonio is educated by the physician, Antonio Fioraventi of
+Padua, in ignorance of his birth--is disowned by his father, but cherished
+by his mother; and grows up an accomplished gentleman, scholar, and leech,
+of handsome person, captivating manners, and ardent aspirations to extend
+the limits of science, and to promote the advancement of knowledge and of
+civilization all over the earth. While these dreams are floating in his
+mind, a letter on the architect Fioraventi, who had for some time resided
+in Moscow, to his brother, the Italian physician, requesting him to send
+some skilful leech to the court of Ivan, decides the fate of Antonio.
+
+ "Fioraventi began to look out for a physician who would volunteer
+ into a country so distant and so little known: he never thought of
+ proposing the journey to his pupil; his youth--the idea of a
+ separation--of a barbarous country--all terrified the old man. His
+ imagination was no longer wild--the intellect and the heart alone had
+ influence on him. And what had Antony to hope for there? His destiny
+ was assured by the position of his instructor--his tranquillity was
+ secured by circumstances--he could more readily make a name in Italy.
+ The place of physician at the court of the Muscovite Great Prince
+ would suit a poor adventurer; abundance of such men might be found at
+ that time possessed of talents and learning. But hardly was
+ Aristotle's letter communicated to Antony, than visions began to
+ float in his ardent brain.--'To Muscovy!' cried the voice of
+ destiny--'To Muscovy!' echoed through his soul, like a cry remembered
+ from infancy. That soul, in its fairest dreams, had long pined for a
+ new, distant, unknown land and people: Antony wished to be where the
+ physician's foot had never yet penetrated: perhaps he might discover,
+ by questioning a nature still rude and fresh, powers by which he
+ could retain on earth its short-lived inhabitants; perhaps he might
+ extort from a virgin soil the secret of regeneration, or dig up the
+ fountain of the water of life and death. But he who desired to
+ penetrate deeper into the nature of man, might have remarked other
+ motives in his desire. Did not knightly blood boil in his veins? Did
+ not the spirit of adventure whisper in his heart its hopes and high
+ promises? However this might be, he offered, with delight, to go to
+ Muscovy; and when he received the refusal of his preceptor, he began
+ to entreat, to implore him incessantly to recall it.--'Science calls
+ me thither,' he said, 'do not deprive her of new acquisitions,
+ perhaps of important discoveries. Do not deprive me of glory, my only
+ hope and happiness.' And these entreaties were followed by a new
+ refusal.--'Knowest thou not,' cried Fioraventi angrily, 'that the
+ gates of Muscovy are like the gates of hell--step beyond them, and
+ thou canst never return.' But suddenly, unexpectedly, from some
+ secret motive, he ceased to oppose Antony's desire. With tears he
+ gave him his blessing for the journey.--'Who can tell,' said he,
+ 'that this is not the will of fate? Perhaps, in reality, honour and
+ fame await thee there?'
+
+ "At Padua was soon known Antony Ehrenstein's determination to make
+ that distant journey; and no one was surprised at it: there were,
+ indeed, many who envied him.
+
+ "In truth, the age in which Antony lived was calculated to attune the
+ mind to the search after the unknown, and to serve as an excuse for
+ his visions. The age of deep profligacy, it was also the age of lofty
+ talents, of bold enterprises, of great discoveries. They dug into the
+ bowels of the earth; they kept up in the laboratory an unextinguished
+ fire; they united and separated elements; they buried themselves
+ living, in the tomb, to discover the philosopher's stone, and they
+ found it in the innumerable treasures of chemistry which they
+ bequeathed to posterity. Nicholas Diaz and Vasco de Gama had passed,
+ with one gigantic stride, from one hemisphere to another, and showed
+ that millions of their predecessors were but pigmies. The genius of a
+ third visioned forth a new world, with new oceans--went to it, and
+ brought it to mankind. Gunpowder, the compass, printing, cheap paper,
+ regular armies, the concentration of states and powers, ingenious
+ destruction, and ingenious creation--all were the work of this
+ wondrous age. At this time, also, there began to spread indistinctly
+ about, in Germany and many other countries of Europe, those ideas of
+ reformation, which soon were strengthened, by the persecution of the
+ Western Church, to array themselves in the logical head of Luther,
+ and to flame up in that universal crater, whence the fury, lava, and
+ smoke, were to rush with such tremendous violence on kingdoms and
+ nations. These ideas were then spreading through the multitude, and
+ when resisted, they broke through their dikes, and burst onward with
+ greater violence. The character of Antony, eager, thirsting for
+ novelty, was the expression of his age: he abandoned himself to the
+ dreams of an ardent soul, and only sought whither to carry himself
+ and his accumulations of knowledge.
+
+ "Muscovy, wild still, but swelling into vigour, with all her
+ boundless snows and forests, the mystery of her orientalism, was to
+ many a newly-discovered land--a rich mine for human genius. Muscovy,
+ then for the first time beginning to gain mastery over her internal
+ and external foes, then first felt the necessity for real, material
+ civilization."
+
+Antony pays a farewell visit to his mother at the humble tower in Bohemia,
+where she resided estranged from his father, of whose rank and condition
+she left him ignorant.
+
+ "If there were a paradise upon earth, Antony would have found it in
+ the whole month which he passed in the Bohemian castle. Oh! he would
+ not have exchanged that poor abode, the wild nature on the banks of
+ the Elbe, the caresses of his mother, whose age he would have
+ cherished with his care and love--no! he would not have exchanged all
+ this for magnificent palaces, for the exertions of proud kinsmen to
+ elevate him at the imperial court, for numberless vassals, whom, if
+ he chose, he might hunt to death with hounds.
+
+ "But true to his vow, full of the hope of being useful to his mother,
+ to science, and to humanity, the visionary renounced this paradise:
+ his mother blessed him on his long journey to a distant and unknown
+ land: she feared for him; yet she saw that Muscovy would be to him a
+ land of promise--and how could she oppose his wishes?"
+
+Preceding our hero to Moscow, we are presented to the Great Prince before
+Antonio's arrival. Ambassadors had come from Tver, and a Lithuanian
+ambassador and his interpreter had been truly or falsely convicted of an
+attempt to destroy Ivan by poison. The Great Prince's enquiry what
+punishment is decreed against the felon who reaches at another's life,
+leads to the following dialogue:--
+
+ "'In the soudebnik it is decreed,' replied Gouseff, 'whoever shall be
+ accused of larceny, robbery, murder, or false accusation, or other
+ like evil act, and the same shall be manifestly guilty, the boyarin
+ shall doom the same unto the pain of death, and the plaintiff shall
+ have his goods; and if any thing remain, the same shall go to the
+ boyarin and the deacon.'...
+
+ "'Ay, the lawyers remember themselves--never fear that the boyarin
+ and deacon forget their fees. And what is written in thy book against
+ royal murderers and conspirators?'
+
+ "'In our memory such case hath not arisen.'
+
+ "'Even so! you lawyers are ever writing leaf after leaf, and never do
+ ye write all; and then the upright judges begin to gloze, to
+ interpret, to take bribes for dark passages. The law ought to be like
+ an open hand without a glove, (the Prince opened his fist;) every
+ simple man ought to see what is in it, and it should not be able to
+ conceal a grain of corn. Short and clear; and, when needful, seizing
+ firmly!... But as it is, they have put a ragged glove on law; and,
+ besides, they close the fist. Ye may guess--odd or even! they can
+ show one or the other, as they like.'
+
+ "'Pardon, my Lord Great Prince; lo, what we will add to the
+ soudebnik--the royal murderer and plotter shall not live.'
+
+ "'Be it so. Let not him live, who reached at another's life.' (Here
+ he turned to Kouritzin, but remembering that he was always disinclined
+ to severe punishments, he continued, waving his hand,) 'I forgot that
+ a craven[2] croweth not like a cock.' (At these words the deacon's
+ eyes sparkled with satisfaction.) 'Mamon, be this thy care. Tell my
+ judge of Moscow--the court judge--to have the Lithuanian and the
+ interpreter burned alive on the Moskva--burn them, dost thou hear?
+ that others may not think of such deeds.'
+
+ [2] A _jeu de mots_ impossible to be rendered in English; _Kouritza_,
+ in Russian, is a 'hen.'"--T.B.S.
+
+ "The dvoretzkoi bowed, and said, stroking his ragged beard--'In a few
+ days will arrive the strangers to build the palace, and the Almayne
+ leech: the Holy Virgin only knoweth whether there be not evil men
+ among them also. Dost thou vouchsafe me to speak what hath come into
+ my mind?'
+
+ "'Speak.'
+
+ "'Were it not good to show them an example at once, by punishing the
+ criminals before them?'
+
+ "The Great Prince, after a moment's thought, replied--'Aristotle
+ answereth for the leech Antony; he is a disciple of his brother's.
+ The artists of the palace--foreigners--are good men, quiet men ...
+ but ... who can tell!... Mamon, put off the execution till after the
+ coming of the Almayne leech; but see that the fetters sleep not on
+ the evil doers!'
+
+ "Here he signed to Mamon to go and fulfill his order."
+
+Here is another scene with the Great Prince.
+
+ "He stopped, and turned with an air of stern command to Kouritzin.
+
+ "The latter had addressed himself to speak--'The ambassadors from
+ Tver ... from the'....
+
+ "'From the prince, thou wouldst say,' burst in Ivan Vassilievitch: 'I
+ no longer recognize a Prince of Tver. What--I ask thee, what did he
+ promise in the treaty of conditions which his bishop was to
+ negotiate?--the bishop who is with us now.'
+
+ "'To dissolve his alliance with the Polish king, Kazimir, and never
+ without thy knowledge to renew his intercourse with him; nor with
+ thine ill-wishers, nor with Russian deserters: to swear, in his own
+ and his children's name, never to yield to Lithuania.'
+
+ "'Hast thou still the letter to King Kazimir from our good
+ brother-in-law and ally--him whom thou yet callest the Great Prince
+ of Tver?'
+
+ "'I have it, my lord.'
+
+ "'What saith it?'
+
+ "'The Prince of Tver urgeth the Polish King against the Lord of All
+ Russia.'
+
+ "'Now, as God shall judge me, I have right on my side. Go and tell
+ the envoys from Tver, that I will not receive them: I spoke a word of
+ mercy to them--they mocked at it. What do they take me for?... A
+ bundle of rags, which to-day they may trample in the mud, and
+ to-morrow stick up for a scarecrow in their gardens! Or a puppet--to
+ bow down to it to-day, and to-morrow to cast it into the mire, with
+ _Vuiduibai, father vuiduibai_![3] No! they have chosen the wrong man.
+ They may spin their traitorous intrigues with the King of Poland, and
+ hail him their lord; but I will go myself and tell Tver who is her
+ real master. Tease me no more with these traitors!'
+
+ [3] "When Vladimir, to convert the Russians to Christianity, caused
+ the image of their idol Peroun to be thrown into the Dniepr, the
+ people of Kieff are said to have shouted '_vuiduibai, batioushka,
+ vuiduibai_!'--batioushka signifies 'father;' but the rest of the
+ exclamation has never been explained, though it has passed into a
+ proverb."--T.B.S.
+
+ "Saying this, the Great Prince grew warmer and warmer, and at length
+ he struck his staff upon the ground so violently that it broke in two.
+
+ "'Hold! here is our declaration of war,' he added--'yet one word more:
+ had it bent it would have remained whole.'
+
+ "Kouritzin, taking the fatal fragments, went out. The philosopher of
+ those days, looking at them, shook his head and thought--'Even so
+ breaketh the mighty rival of Moscow!'"
+
+The Almayne physician is lodged by order of the Great Prince in one of the
+three stone houses which Moscow could then boast--the habitation of the
+voevoda Obrazetz, a fine old warrior, a venerable patriarch, and bigot,
+such as all Russians then were. To him the presence of the heretic is
+disgusting; his touch would be pollution; and the whole family is thrown
+into the utmost consternation by the prospect of having to harbour so foul
+a guest--a magician, a man who had sold his soul to Satan--above all, a
+heretic. The voevoda had an only daughter, who, with Oriental caution, was
+carefully screened from the sight of man, as became a high-born Russian
+maiden.
+
+ "From her very infancy Providence had stamped her with the seal of
+ the marvellous; when she was born a star had fallen on the house--on
+ her bosom she bore a mark resembling a cross within a heart. When ten
+ years old, she dreamed of palaces and gardens such as eye had never
+ seen on earth, and faces of unspeakable beauty, and voices that sang,
+ and self-moving dulcimers that played, as it were within her heart,
+ so sweetly and so well, that tongue could never describe it; and,
+ when she awoke from those dreams, she felt a light pressure on her
+ feet, and she thought she perceived that something was resting on
+ them with white wings folded; it was very sweet, and yet awful--and
+ in a moment all was gone. Sometimes she would meditate, sometimes she
+ would dream, she knew not what. Often, when prostrate before the
+ image of the Mother of God, she wept; and these tears she hid from
+ the world, like some holy thing sent down to her from on high. She
+ loved all that was marvellous; and therefore she loved the tales, the
+ legends, the popular songs and stories of those days. How greedily
+ did she listen to her nurse! and what marvels did the eloquent old
+ woman unfold, to the young, burning imagination of her foster child!
+ Anastasia, sometimes abandoning herself to poesy, would forget sleep
+ and food; sometimes her dreams concluded the unfinished tale more
+ vividly, more eloquently far."
+
+We must give the pendant to this picture--the portrait of Obrazetz himself,
+sitting in his easy-chair, listening to a tale of travels in the East.
+
+ "How noble was the aged man, free from stormy passions, finishing the
+ pilgrimage of life! You seemed to behold him in pure white raiment,
+ ready to appear before his heavenly judge. Obrazetz was the chief of
+ the party in years, in grave majestic dignity, and patriarchal air.
+ Crossing his arms upon his staff, he covered them with his beard,
+ downy as the soft fleece of a lamb; the glow of health, deepened by
+ the cup of strong mead, blushed through the snow-white hair with
+ which his cheeks were thickly clothed; he listened with singular
+ attention and delight to the story-teller. This pleasure was painted
+ on his face, and shone brightly in his eyes; from time to time a
+ smile of good-humoured mockery flitted across his lips, but this was
+ only the innocent offspring of irony which was raised in his good
+ heart by Aphonia's boasting, (for very few story-tellers, you know,
+ are free from this sin.) Reclining his shoulders against the back of
+ his arm-chair, he shut his eyes, and, laying his broad hairy hand
+ upon Andriousha's head, he softly, gently dallied with the boy's
+ flaxen locks. On his countenance the gratification of curiosity was
+ mingled with affectionate tenderness: he was not dozing, but seemed
+ to be losing himself in sweet reveries. In the old man's visions
+ arose the dear never forgotten son, whom he almost fancied he was
+ caressing. When he opened his eyes, their white lashes still bore
+ traces of the touching society of his unearthly guest; but when he
+ remarked that the tear betraying the secret of his heart had
+ disturbed his companions, and made his daughter anxious, the former
+ expression of pleasure again dawned on his face, and doubled the
+ delighted attention of the whole party."
+
+At length the dreaded guest arrived.
+
+ "Evil days had fallen on Obrazetz and his family. He seemed himself
+ as though he had lost his wife and son a second time. Khabar raged
+ and stormed like a mountain torrent. Anastasia, hearing the horrible
+ stories--is sometimes trembling like an aspen-leaf, and then weeps
+ like a fountain. She dares not even look forth out of the sliding
+ window of her bower. Why did Vassilii Feodorovitch build such a fine
+ house? Why did he build it so near the Great Prince's palace? 'Tis
+ clear, this was a temptation of the Evil One. He wanted, forsooth, to
+ boast of a nonsuch! He had sinned in his pride.... What would become
+ of him, his son and daughter! Better for them had they never been
+ born!... And all this affliction arose from the boyarin being about
+ to receive a German in his house!"
+
+The voevoda gave strict injunctions that none of his family should go to
+meet the procession; but M. Lajetchnikoff knows that all such orders are
+unavailing.
+
+ "Curiosity is so strong in human nature, that it can conquer even
+ fear: notwithstanding the orders of the boyarin, all his servants
+ rushed to obtain a glance at the terrible stranger; one at the gate,
+ another through the crevices of the wooden fence, another over it.
+ Khabar, with his arms haughtily a-kimbo, gazed with stern pride from
+ the other gate. Now for the frightful face with mouse's ears, winking
+ owlish eyes streaming with fiendish fire! now for the beak! They
+ beheld a young man, tall, graceful, of noble deportment, overflowing
+ with fresh vigorous life. In his blue eyes shone the light of
+ goodness and benevolence through the moisture called up by the recent
+ spectacle of the execution: the lips, surmounted by a slight soft
+ mustache, bore a good-humoured smile--one of those smiles that it is
+ impossible to feign, and which can only find their source in a heart
+ never troubled by impure passions. Health and frost had united to
+ tinge the cheeks with a light rosy glow; he took off his cap, and his
+ fair curls streamed forth over his broad shoulders. He addressed
+ Mamon in a few words of such Russian as he knew, and in his voice
+ there was something so charming, that even the evil spirit which
+ wandered through the boyarin's heart, sank down to its abyss. This,
+ then, was the horrible stranger, who had harmed Obrazetz and his
+ household! This, then, was he--after all! If this was the devil, the
+ fiend must again have put on his original heavenly form. All the
+ attendants, as they looked upon him, became firmly convinced that he
+ had bewitched their eyes.
+
+ "'Haste, Nastia![4] look how handsome he is!' cried Andriousha to the
+ voevoda's daughter, in whose room he was, looking through the sliding
+ window, which he had drawn back. 'After this, believe stupid reports!
+ My father says that he is my brother: oh, how I shall love him! Look,
+ my dear!'
+
+ [4]_Nastia_--the diminutive of Anastasia; Nastenka, the same.
+ Russian caressing names generally end in sia, sha, ousha, or
+ oushka--as Vasia, (for Ivan;) Andriousha, (Andrei;)
+ Varpholomeoushka, ( Bartholomew.)"--T.B.S.
+
+ "And the son of Aristotle, affirming and swearing that he was not
+ deceiving his godmother, drew her, trembling and pale, to the window.
+ Making the sign of the cross, with a fluttering heart she ventured to
+ look out--she could not trust her eyes, again she looked out;
+ confusion! a kind of delighted disappointment, a kind of sweet thrill
+ running through her blood, never before experienced, fixed her for
+ some moments to the spot: but when Anastasia recovered herself from
+ these impressions, she felt ashamed and grieved that she had given
+ way to them. She already felt a kind of repentance. The sorcerer has
+ put on a mask, she thought, remembering her father's words: from this
+ moment she became more frequently pensive."
+
+We are conducted to the state prisons of Moscow, and introduced to some of
+the prisoners whose names have figured in history. We select the following
+dialogue as a specimen of the author's power to deal with such matters.
+The prisoner is Marpha, the lady of Novogorod, who, by her courage and her
+wealth, had laboured to preserve its independence.
+
+ "Here the Great Prince rapped with his staff at a grating; at the
+ knock there looked out an old roman, who was fervently praying on her
+ knees. She was dressed in a much-worn high cap, and in a short veil,
+ poor, but white as new-fallen snow; her silver hair streamed over a
+ threadbare mantle: it was easy to guess that this was no common woman.
+ Her features were very regular, in her dim eyes was expressed
+ intellect, and a kind of stern greatness of soul. She looked proudly
+ and steadily at the Great Prince.
+
+ "'For whom wert thou praying, Marphousha?' asked the sovereign.
+
+ "'For whom but for the dead!' she sullenly replied.
+
+ "'But for whom in particular, if I may make bold to ask?'
+
+ "'Ask concerning that of my child, thou son of a dog--of him who was
+ called thy brother, whom thou murderedst--of Novgorod, which thou
+ hast drowned in blood, and covered with ashes!'
+
+ "'O, ho, ho!... Thou hast not forgotten thy folly, then--Lady of
+ Novgorod the Great.'
+
+ "'I was such once, my fair lord!'
+
+ "At these words she arose.
+
+ "'Wilt thou not think again?'
+
+ "'Of what?... I said that I was praying for the dead. Thy Moscow,
+ with all its hovels, can twice a-year be laid in ashes, and twice
+ built up again. The Tartar hath held it two ages in slavery.... It
+ pined, it pined away and yet it remains whole. It hath but changed
+ one bondage for another. But once destroy the queen--Novgorod the
+ Great--and Novgorod the Great will perish for ever.'
+
+ "'How canst thou tell that?'
+
+ "'Can ye raise up a city of hewn stone in a hundred years?'
+
+ "'I will raise one in a dozen.'
+
+ "'Ay, but this is not in the fairy tale, where 'tis done as soon as
+ said. Call together the Hanse traders whom thou hast driven away.'
+
+ "'Ha, hucksteress! thou mournest for the traders more than for
+ Novgorod itself.'
+
+ "'By my huckstering she grew not poor, but rich.'
+
+ "'Let me but jingle a piece of money, and straight will fly the
+ merchants from all corners of the world, greedy for my grosches.'
+
+ "'Recall the chief citizens whom thou hast exiled to thy towns.'
+
+ "'Cheats, knaves, rebels! they are not worth this!'
+
+ "'When was power in the wrong? Where is the water of life that can
+ revive those thou hast slain? Even if thou couldst do all this,
+ liberty, liberty would be no more for Novgorod, Ivan Vassilievitch;
+ and Novgorod will never rise again! It may live on awhile like
+ lighted flax, that neither flameth nor goeth out, even as I live in a
+ dungeon!'
+
+ "'It is thine inflexible obstinacy that hath ruined both of ye. I
+ should like to have seen how thou wouldst have acted in my place.'
+
+ "'Thou hast done thy work, Great Prince of Moscow, I--mine. Triumph
+ not over me, in my dungeon, at my last hour.'
+
+ "Marpha Boretzkaia coughed, and her face grew livid; she applied the
+ end of her veil to her lips, but it was instantly stained with blood,
+ and Ivan remarked this, though she endeavoured to conceal it.
+
+ "'I am sorry for thee, Marpha,' said the Great Prince in a
+ compassionate tone.
+
+ "'Sharp is thy glance.... What! doth it delight thee?... Spread this
+ kerchief over Novgorod.... 'Twill be a rich pall!'... she added with
+ a smile.
+
+ "'Let me in! let me in!... I cannot bear it.... Let me go in to her!'
+ cried Andriousha, bursting into tears.
+
+ "On the Great Prince's countenance was mingled compassion and
+ vexation. He, however, lifted the latch of the door, and let the son
+ of Aristotle pass in to Boretzkaia.
+
+ "Andrea kissed her hand. Boretzkaia uttered not a word; she
+ mournfully shook her head, and her warm tears fell upon the boy's
+ face.
+
+ "'Ask him how many years she can live,' said the Great Prince to
+ Aristotle, in a whisper.
+
+ "'It is much, much, if she live three months; but, perhaps, 'twill be
+ only till spring,' answered Antony. 'No medicine can save her: that
+ blood is a sure herald of death.'
+
+ "This reply was translated to Ivan Vassilievitch in as low a tone as
+ possible, that Boretzkaia might not hear it; but she waved her hand,
+ and said calmly--'I knew it long ago'....
+
+ "'Hearken, Marpha Isakovna, if thou wilt, I will give thee thy
+ liberty, and send thee into another town.'
+
+ "'Another town ... another place ... God hath willed it so, without
+ thee!'
+
+ "'I would send thee to Bayjetzkoi-Verkh.'
+
+ "''Tis true, that was our country. If I could but die in my native
+ land!'
+
+ "'Then God be with thee: there thou mayst say thy prayers, give alms
+ to the churches; I will order thy treasury to be delivered up to
+ thee--and remember not the Great Prince of Moscow in anger.'
+
+ "She smiled. Have you ever seen something resembling a smile on the
+ jaws of a human skull?
+
+ "'Farewell, we shall never meet again,' said the Great Prince.
+
+ "'We shall meet at the judgment-seat of God!' was the last reply of
+ Boretzkaia."
+
+The daughter of Obrazetz loved the heretic, who was long unconscious of
+the feelings he had inspired, and himself untouched by the mysterious fire
+that was consuming the heart of the young Anastasia. But his turn, too,
+had come--he, too, had seen and loved; but she knew not of his love--she
+hardly knew the nature of her own feelings; sometimes she feared she was
+under the influence of magic, or imagined that the anxiety she felt for
+the heretic was a holy desire to turn him from the errors of his faith to
+save his immortal soul--or, if she knew the truth, she dared not
+acknowledge it even to her own heart--far less to any human being. To love
+a heretic was a deadly sin; but to save a soul would be acceptable to
+God--a holy offering at the footstool of the throne of grace and mercy.
+This hope would justify any sacrifice. The great Prince was about to march
+against Tver, and Antonio was to accompany him. Could she permit him to
+depart without an effort to redeem him from his heresy, or, alas! without
+a token of her love? She determined to send him the crucifix she wore
+round her neck--a holy and a sacred thing, which it would have been a
+deadly sin to part with unless to rescue a soul from perdition--and she
+sent it. Her brother, too, was to accompany the army, and had besides, on
+his return, to encounter a judicial combat. The soul of the old warrior
+Obrazetz was deeply moved by the near approach of his son's departure. One
+son had died by his side--he might never see Ivan more, and his heart
+yearned to join with him in prayer. "The mercies of God are unaccountable."
+
+ "Trusting in them, Obrazetz proceeded to the oratory, whither, by his
+ command, he was followed by Khabar and Anastasia.
+
+ "Silently they go, plunged in feelings of awe: they enter the oratory;
+ the solitary window is curtained; in the obscurity, feebly dispelled
+ by the mysterious glimmer of the lamp, through the deep stillness,
+ fitfully broken by the flaring of the taper, they were gazed down
+ upon from every side by the dark images of the Saviour, the Holy
+ Mother of God, and the Holy Saints. From them there seems to breathe
+ a chilly air as of another world: here thou canst not hide thyself
+ from their glances; from every side they follow thee in the slightest
+ movement of thy thoughts and feelings. Their wasted faces, feeble
+ limbs, and withered frames--their flesh macerated by prayer and
+ fasting--the cross, the agony--all here speaks of the victory of will
+ over passions. Themselves an example of purity in body and soul, they
+ demand the same purity from all who enter the oratory, their holy
+ shrine.
+
+ "To them Anastasia had recourse in the agitation of her heart; from
+ them she implored aid against the temptations of the Evil One; but
+ help there was none for her, the weak in will, the devoted to the
+ passion which she felt for an unearthly tempter.
+
+ Thrice, with crossing and with prayer, did Obrazetz bow before the
+ images; thrice did his son and daughter bow after him. This pious
+ preface finished, the old man chanted the psalm--'Whoso dwelleth
+ under the defence of the Most High.' Thus, even in our own times,
+ among us in Russia, the pious warrior, when going to battle, almost
+ always arms himself with this shield of faith. With deep feeling,
+ Khabar repeated the words after his father. All this prepared
+ Anastasia for something terrible she trembled like a dove which is
+ caught by the storm in the open plain, where there is no shelter for
+ her from the tempest that is ready to burst above her. When they
+ arose from prayer, Obrazetz took from the shrine a small image of St
+ George the Victorious, cast in silver, with a ring for suspending it
+ on the bosom. 'In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the
+ Holy Ghost!' he said, with a solemn voice, holding the image in his
+ left hand, and with his right making three signs of the cross--'with
+ this mercy of God I bless thee, my dear and only son, Ivan, and I
+ pray that the holy martyr, George, may give thee mastery and victory
+ over thine enemies: keep this treasure even as the apple of thine eye.
+ Put it not off from thee in any wise, unless the Lord willeth that
+ the foe shall take it from thee. I know thee, Ivan, they will not
+ take it from thee living; but they may from thy corse. Keep in mind at
+ every season thy father's blessing.'
+
+ "Anastasia turned as white as snow, and trembled in every limb; her
+ bosom felt oppressed as with a heavy stone, a sound as of hammering
+ was in her ears. She seemed to hear all the images, one after another,
+ sternly repeating her father's words. He continued--'It is a great
+ thing, this blessing. He who remembereth it not, or lightly esteemeth
+ it, from him shall the heavenly Father turn away his face, and shall
+ leave him for ever and ever. He shall be cast out from the kingdom of
+ heaven, and his portion shall be in hell. Keep well my solemn word.'
+
+ "Every accent of Obrazetz fell upon Anastasia's heart like a drop of
+ molten pitch. She seemed to be summoned before the dreadful
+ judgment-seat of Christ, to hear her father's curse, and her own
+ eternal doom. She could restrain herself no longer, and sobbed
+ bitterly; the light grew dim in her eyes; her feet began to totter.
+ Obrazetz heard her sobs, and interrupted his exhortation. 'Nastia,
+ Nastia! what aileth thee?' he enquired, with lively sympathy, of his
+ daughter, whom he tenderly loved. She had not strength to utter a
+ word, and fell into her brother's arms. Crossing himself, the boyarin
+ put back the image into its former place, and then hastened to
+ sprinkle his child with holy water which always stood ready in the
+ oratory. Anastasia revived, and when she saw herself surrounded by
+ her father and brother, in a dark, narrow, sepulchral place, she
+ uttered a wild cry, and turned her dim eyes around. 'My life, my
+ darling child, my dove! what aileth thee?' cried the father.
+ 'Recollect thyself: thou art in the oratory. 'Tis plain some evil eye
+ hath struck thee. Pray to the Holy Virgin: she, the merciful one,
+ will save thee from danger.'
+
+ "The father and son bore her to the image of the Mother of God. Her
+ brother with difficulty raised her arm, and she, all trembling, made
+ the sign of the cross. Deeply, heavily she sighed, applied her
+ ice-cold lips to the image, and then signed to them with her hand
+ that they should carry her out speedily. She fancied that she saw the
+ Holy Virgin shake her head with a reproachful air.
+
+ "When they had carried Anastasia to her chamber, she felt better."
+
+Hitherto none had shared her secret thoughts; but the experienced eye of
+the widow Selinova had detected the nature of her malady, and she longed
+to know the object of her affection.
+
+ "One day, they were sitting alone together, making lace. A kind of
+ mischievous spirit whispered her to speak of the heretic. Imagine
+ yourself thrown by destiny on a foreign land. All around you are
+ speaking in an unknown tongue; their language appears to you a chaos
+ of wild, strange sounds. Suddenly, amid the crowd, drops a word in
+ your native language. Does not then a thrill run over your whole
+ being? does not your heart leap within you? Or place a Russian
+ peasant at a concert where is displayed all the creative luxury and
+ all the brilliant difficulties of foreign music. The child of nature
+ listens with indifference to the incomprehensible sounds; but
+ suddenly Vorobieva with her nightingale voice trills out--_The cuckoo
+ from out the firs so dank hath not cuckooed._ Look what a change
+ comes over the half-asleep listener. Thus it was with Anastasia! Till
+ this moment Selinova had spoken to her in a strange language, had
+ only uttered sounds unintelligible to her; but the instant that she
+ spoke the _native_ word, it touched the heart-string, and all the
+ chords of her being thrilled as if they were about to burst.
+ Anastasia trembled, her hands wandered vaguely over her lace cushion,
+ her face turned deadly pale. She dared not raise her eyes, and
+ replied at random, absently.
+
+ "'Ah!' thought Selinova, 'that is the right key: that is the point
+ whence cometh the storm!'
+
+ "Both remained silent. At length Anastasia ventured to glance at her
+ visitor, in order to see by the expression of her face, whether she
+ had remarked her confusion. Selinova's eyes were fixed upon her work,
+ on her face there was not even a shade of suspicion. The crafty widow
+ intended little by little, imperceptibly, to win the confidence of
+ the inexperienced girl.
+
+ "'And where then is _he_ gone?' she asked after a short pause,
+ without naming the person about whom she was enquiring.
+
+ "'He is gone with the Great Prince on the campaign,' answered
+ Anastasia blushing; then, after a moment's thought she added--'I
+ suppose thou askedst me about my brother?'
+
+ "'No, my dear, our conversation was about Antony the leech. What a
+ pity he is a heretic! You will not easily find such another gallant
+ among our Muscovites. He hath all, both height and beauty: when he
+ looketh, 'tis as though he gave you large pearls; his locks lie on
+ his shoulders like the light of dawn; he is as white and rosy as a
+ young maiden. I wonder whence he had such beauty--whether by the
+ permission of God, or, not naturally, by the influence of the Evil
+ One. I could have looked at him--may it not be a sin to say, I could
+ have gazed at him for ever without being weary!'
+
+ "At these praises Anastasia's pale countenance blushed like the
+ dawning that heralds the tempest. 'Thou hast then seen him?' asked
+ the enamoured maiden, in a trembling, dying voice, and breaking off
+ her work.
+
+ "'I have seen him more than once. I have not only seen him, but
+ wonder now, my dear--I have visited him in his dwelling!'
+
+ "'The maiden shook her head, her eyes were dimmed with the shade of
+ pensiveness; a thrill of jealousy, in spite of herself, darted to
+ her heart. 'What! and didst thou not fear to go to him?' she
+ said--'Is he not a heretic?'
+
+ "'If thou knewest it, Nastenka, what wouldst thou not do for love?'
+
+ "'Love?' ... exclaimed Anastasia, and her heart bounded violently in
+ her breast.
+
+ "'Ah if I were not afraid, I would disclose to thee the secret of my
+ soul.'
+
+ "'Speak, I pray thee, speak! Fear not; see! I call the Mother of God
+ to witness, thy words shall die with me.'
+
+ "And the maiden, with a quivering hand, signed a large cross.
+
+ "'If so, I will confide in thee what I have never disclosed but to
+ God. It is not over one blue sea alone that the mist lieth, and the
+ darksome cloud: it is not over one fair land descendeth the gloomy
+ autumn night; there was a time when my bosom was loaded with a heavy
+ sorrow, my rebellious heart lay drowned in woe and care: I loved thy
+ brother, Ivan Vassilievitch. (The maiden's heart was relieved, she
+ breathed more freely.) Thou knowest not, my life, my child, what kind
+ of feeling is that of love, and God grant that thou mayest never know!
+ The dark night cometh, thou canst not close thine eyes: the bright
+ dawn breaketh, thou meetest it with tears, and the day is all
+ weary--O, so weary! There are many men in the fair world, but thou
+ see'st only one, in thy bower, in the street, in the house of God. A
+ stone lieth ever on thy breast, and thou canst not shake it off.'
+
+ "Then Selinova wept sincere tears. Her companion listened to her with
+ eager sympathy: the feelings just depicted were her own.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "There was a deep silence. It was broken by the young widow.
+
+ "'Nastenka, my life?' she began in a tone of such touching, such
+ lively interest, as called for her reluctant confidence.
+
+ "The daughter of Obrazetz glanced at her with eyes full of tears, and
+ shook her head.
+
+ "'Confide in me, as I have confided in thee,' continued Selinova,
+ taking her hand and pressing it to her bosom. 'I have lived longer in
+ the world than thou ... believe me, 'twill give thee ease ... 'tis
+ clear from every symptom, my love, what thou ailest.'
+
+ "And Anastasia, sobbing, exclaimed at last--'O, my love, my dearest
+ friend, Praskovia Vladimirovna, take a sharp knife, open my white
+ breast, look what is the matter there!'
+
+ "'And wherefore need we take the sharp knife, and wherefore need we
+ open the white breast, or look upon the rebellious heart? Surely, by
+ thy fair face all can tell, my child, how that fair face hath been
+ darkened, how the fresh bloom hath faded, and bright eyes grown dull.
+ After all, 'tis clear thou lovest some wandering falcon, some
+ stranger youth.'
+
+ "Anastasia answered not a word; she could not speak for tears; and
+ hid her face in her hands. At last, softened by Selinova's friendly
+ sympathy, and her assurances that she would be easier if she would
+ confide her secret to such a faithful friend, she related her love
+ for the heretic. The episode of the crucifix was omitted in this tale,
+ which finished, of course, with assurances that she was enchanted,
+ bewitched.
+
+ "Poor Anastasia!
+
+ "Snowdrop! beautiful flower, thou springest up alone in the bosom of
+ thy native valley! And the bright sun arises every day to glass
+ himself in thy morning mirror; and the beaming moon, after a sultry
+ day, hastens to fan thee with her breezy wing, and the angels of God,
+ lulling thee by night, spread over thee a starry canopy, such as king
+ never possessed. Who can tell from what quarter the tempest may bring
+ from afar, from other lands, the seeds of the ivy, and scatter them
+ by thy side, and the ivy arises and twines lovingly around thee, and
+ chokes thee, lovely flower! This is not all: the worm has crawled to
+ thy root, hath fixed its fang therein, and kills ye both, if some
+ kind hand save ye not."
+
+These extracts will enable our readers to judge for themselves of the
+merits of M. Lajetchnikoff's style as it appears in Mr Shaw's translation.
+A better selection might have been made, had we not been desirous to avoid
+any such anticipation of the development of the story as light diminish
+its interest; but we are inclined to believe that most of our readers will
+agree with us in thinking, that if M. Lajetchnikoff has succeeded in
+faithfully illustrating the manners of the age of Ivan the Great, he has
+also shown that he possesses brilliancy of fancy, fervour of thought, and
+elevation of sentiment, as well as knowledge of the movements of the heart,
+revealed only to the few who have been initiated into nature's mysteries.
+
+He does not appear to be largely gifted with the power of graphic
+description, of placing the scenes of nature, or the living figures that
+people them, vividly before us--he loves rather to indulge, even to excess,
+mystical or passionate thoughts that are born in his own breast, and to
+adorn them with garlands woven from the flowers of his fancy; but these
+flowers are of native growth, the indigenous productions of the Russian
+soil. His images often sound to our ears homely, sometimes even familiar
+and mean, but they may be dignified in their native dress. He has no
+lively perception of the beauties of external nature; his raptures are
+reserved for the wonders of art, for what the human mind can create or
+achieve; and, curiously enough, it is architecture that seems to excite in
+him the greatest enthusiasm. In illustration of this feeling, we must
+still extract an eloquent discourse on the life of the artist, which the
+author puts into the mouth of Fioraventi Aristotle--a passage of much
+feeling, and, we fear, of too much truth:--
+
+ "Thou knowest not, Antony, what a life is that of an artist! While
+ yet a child, he is agitated by heavy incomprehensible thoughts: to
+ him the sphynx, Genius, hath already proposed its enigmas; in his
+ bosom the Promethean vulture is already perched, and groweth with his
+ growth. His comrades are playing and making merry; they are preparing
+ for their riper years recollections of childhood's days of
+ paradise--childhood, that never can be but once: the time cometh, and
+ he remembereth but the tormenting dreams of that age. Youth is at
+ hand; for others 'tis the time of love, of soft ties, of revelry--the
+ feast of life; for the artist, none of these. Solitary, flying from
+ society, he avoideth the maiden, he avoideth joy; plunging into the
+ loneliness of his soul, he there, with indescribable mourning, with
+ tears of inspiration, on his knees before his Ideal, imploreth her to
+ come down upon earth to his frail dwelling. Days and nights he
+ waiteth, and pineth after unearthly beauty. Woe to him if she doth
+ not visit him, and yet greater woe to him if she doth! The tender
+ frame of youth cannot bear her bridal kiss; union with the gods is
+ fatal to man; and the mortal is annihilated in her embrace. I speak
+ not of the education, of the mechanic preparation. And here at every
+ step the Material enchaineth thee, buildeth up barriers before thee:
+ marketh a formless vein upon thy block of marble, mingling soot with
+ thy carmine, entangling thy imagination in a net of monstrous rules
+ and formulas, commandeth thee to be the slave of the house-painter or
+ of the stone-cutter. And what awaiteth thee, when thou hast come
+ forth victorious from this mechanic school--when thou hast succeeded
+ in throwing off the heavy sum of a thousand unnecessary rules, with
+ which pedantry hath overwhelmed thee--when thou takest as thy guide
+ only those laws which are so plain and simple?... What awaiteth thee
+ then? Again the Material! Poverty, need, forced labour, appreciators,
+ rivals, that ever-hungry flock which flieth upon thee ready to tear
+ thee in pieces, as soon as it knoweth that thou art a pure possessor
+ of the gift of God. Thy soul burneth to create, but thy carcass
+ demandeth a morsel of bread; inspiration veileth her wing, but the
+ body asketh not only to clothe its nakedness with a decent covering,
+ but fine cloth, silk, velvet, that it may appear before thy judges in
+ a proper dress, without which they will not receive thee, thou and
+ thy productions will die unknown. In order to obtain food, clothes,
+ thou must _work_: a merchant will order from thee a cellar, a
+ warehouse; the signore, stables and dog kennels. Now at last thou
+ hast procured thyself daily bread, a decent habit for thy bones and
+ flesh: inspiration thirsteth for its nourishment, demanding from thy
+ soul images and forms. Thou createst, thou art bringing thy Ideal to
+ fulfilment. How swiftly move the wheels of thy being! Thy existence
+ is tenfold redoubled, thy pulse is beating as when thou breathest the
+ atmosphere of high mountains. Thou spendest in one day whole months
+ of life. How many nights passed without sleep, how many days in
+ ceaseless chain, all filled with agitation! Or rather, there is nor
+ day nor night for thee, nor seasons of the year, as for other men.
+ Thy blood now boileth, then freezeth; the fever of imagination
+ wasteth thee away. Triumph setteth thee on fire, the fear of failure
+ maddeneth thee, tearing thee to pieces, tormenting thee with dread of
+ the judgments of men; then again ariseth the terror of dying with thy
+ task unfinished. Add, too, the inevitable shade of glory, which
+ stalketh ever in thy footsteps, and giveth thee not a moment of
+ repose. This is the period of creation! While creating, thou hast
+ been dwelling at the footstool of God. Crushed by thy contact with
+ the hem of his garment, overwhelmed by inspiration from Him whom the
+ world can scarcely bear, a poor mortal, half alive, half dead, thou
+ descendest upon earth, and carriest with thee what thou hast created
+ _there_, in _His_ presence! Mortals surround thy production, judging,
+ valuing, discussing it in detail; the patron laudeth the ornaments,
+ the grandeur of the columns, the weight of the work; the distributors
+ of favour gamble away thy honour, or creep like mice under thy plan,
+ and nibble at it in the darkness of night. No, my friend, the life of
+ an artist is the life of a martyr."
+
+We are so much accustomed to see virtue rewarded and vice punished, that
+we might perhaps have been better pleased to have seen this kind of
+poetical justice more equitably dispensed; but the cause of virtue is
+perhaps as effectually served by making it attractive as by making it
+triumphant, and vice is as much discouraged by making it odious or
+contemptible as by making it unsuccessful.
+
+It only remains to say a few words of the translator's labours; and
+although we do not pretend to decide on the fidelity of the version he has
+given us, or how much his author may have lost or gained in his hands, we
+cannot but think that we perceive internal evidence of efforts to be
+faithful, even at the hazard of losing perhaps something of more value in
+the attempt. However this may be, it is plain that Mr Shaw is himself a
+vigorous and eloquent writer of his own language, as the extracts we have
+given may vouch. We feel greatly indebted to him for unlocking to us the
+stores of Russian fiction, which, if they contain many such works as _The
+Heretic_, will well repay the labour of a careful examination. There is
+about every thing Russian an air of orientalism which gives a peculiar
+character to their dress, their mansions, their manners, their feelings,
+their expressions, and their prejudices, which will probably long continue
+to distinguish Russian literature on that of the other nations of Europe,
+whose steps she has followed, perhaps too implicitly, in her attempts to
+overtake them in the race of civilization and intellectual improvement.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THRUSH-HUNTING.
+
+BY ALEXANDER DUMAS.
+
+
+We have heard of certain cooks, the Udes and Vatels of their day, whose
+boast it was to manufacture the most sumptuous and luxurious repast out of
+coarse and apparently insufficient materials. We will take the liberty of
+comparing M. Dumas with one of these artistical _cuisiniers_, possessing in
+the highest degree the talent of making much out of little, by the skill
+with which it is prepared, and the piquant nature of the condiments
+applied. A successful dramatist, as well as a popular romance-writer, his
+dialogues have the point and brilliancy, his narrative the vivid terseness,
+generally observable in novels written by persons accustomed to dramatic
+composition. Confining himself to no particular line of subject, he
+rambles through the different departments of light literature in a most
+agreeable and desultory manner; to-day a tourist, to-morrow a novelist;
+the next day surprising his public by an excursion into the regions of
+historical romance, amongst the well-beaten highways and byways of which
+he still manages to discover an untrodden path, or to embellish a familiar
+one by the sparkle of his wit and industry of his researches. The majority
+of his books convey the idea of being written _currente calamo_, and with
+little trouble to himself; and these have a lightness and brilliancy
+peculiar to their lively author, which cannot fail to recommend them to
+all classes of readers. They are like the sketches of a clever artist, who,
+with a few bright and bold touches, gives an effect to his subject which
+no labour would enable a less talented painter to achieve. But M. Dumas
+can produce highly finished pictures as well as brilliant sketches,
+although for the present it is one of the latter that we are about to
+introduce to our readers.
+
+Every body knows, or ought to know, that M. Dumas has been in Italy, and
+found means to make half a dozen highly amusing volumes out of his rambles
+in a country, perhaps, of all others, the most familiar to the inhabitants
+of civilized Europe--a country which has been described and re-described
+_ad nauseam_, by tourists, loungers, and idlers innumerable. On his way to
+the land of lazzaroni he made a pause at Marseilles to visit his friend
+Mery, a poet and author of some celebrity; and here he managed to collect
+materials for a volume which we can recommend to the perusal of the daily
+increasing class of our countrymen who think that a book, although written
+in French, may be witty and amusing without being either blasphemous or
+indecent.
+
+We have reason to believe that many persons who have not visited the
+south-eastern corner of France, think of it as a "land of the cypress and
+myrtle;" where troubadours wander amongst orange groves, or tinkle their
+guitars under the shade of the vine and the fig-tree. There is something
+in a name, and Provence, if it were only for the sake of its roses, ought,
+one would think, to be a smiling and beautiful country. And so part of it
+is; but in this part is assuredly not included the district around its
+chief city. One hears much of the vineyards and orange groves of the south.
+We do not profess to care much about vines, except for the sake of what
+they produce; most of the vineyards we ever saw looked very like
+plantations of gooseberry bushes, and the best of them were not so
+graceful or picturesque as a Kentish hop-ground. As to olives, admirable
+as they undoubtedly are when flanking a sparkling jug of claret, we find
+little to admire in the stiff, greyish, stunted sort of trees upon which
+they think proper to grow. But neither vines nor olives are to be found
+around Marseilles. Nothing but dust; dust on the roads, dust in the fields,
+dust on every leaf of the parched, unhappy-looking trees that surround the
+country-houses of the Marseillais. The fruit and vegetables consumed there
+are brought for miles overland, or by water from places on the coast;
+flowers are scarce--objecting, probably, to grow in so arid a soil, and in
+a heat that, for some months of the year, is perfectly African. Game there
+is little or none; notwithstanding which, there are nowhere to be found
+more enthusiastic sportsmen than at Marseilles. It is on this hint M.
+Dumas speaks. His description of the manner in which the worthy burghers
+of Marseilles make war upon the volatiles is rather amusing.
+
+"Every Marseillais who aspires to the character of a keen sportsman, has
+what is termed a _poste a feu_. This is a pit or cave dug in the ground in
+the vicinity of a couple of pine-trees, and covered over with branches. In
+addition to the pine-trees, it is usual to have _cimeaux_, long spars of
+wood, of which two are supported horizontally on the branches of the trees,
+and a third planted perpendicularly in the ground. These _cimeaux_ are
+intended as a sort of treacherous invitation to the birds to come and rest
+themselves. So regularly as Sunday morning arrives, the Marseillais
+Cockney installs himself in his pit, arranges a loophole through which he
+can see what passes outside, and waits with all imaginable patience. The
+question that will naturally be asked, is--What does he wait for?
+
+"He waits for a thrush, an ortolan, a beccafico, a robin-redbreast, or any
+other feathered and diminutive biped. He is not so ambitious as to expect
+a quail. Partridges he has heard of; of one, at least, a sort of phoenix,
+reproduced from its own ashes, and seen from time to time before an
+earthquake, or other great catastrophe. As to the hare, he is well aware
+that it is a fabulous animal of the unicorn species.
+
+"There is a tradition, however, at Marseilles, that during the last three
+months of the year, flocks of wild pigeons pass over, on their way from
+Africa or Kamschatka, or some other distant country. Within the memory of
+man no one has ever seen one of these flights; but it would nevertheless
+be deemed heresy to doubt the fact. At this season, therefore, the
+sportsman provides himself with tame pigeon, which he fastens by a string
+to the _cimeaux_, in such a manner that the poor bird is obliged to keep
+perpetually on the wing, not being allowed rope enough to reach a perch.
+After three or four Sundays passed in this manner, the unfortunate decoy
+dies of a broken heart."
+
+There is not nearly so much caricature in this picture as our readers may
+be disposed to think. Whoever has passed a few weeks of the autumn in a
+French provincial town, must have witnessed and laughed at the very
+comical proceedings of the _chasseurs_, the high-sounding title assumed by
+every Frenchman who ever pointed a gun at a cock-sparrow. One sees them
+going forth in the morning in various picturesque and fanciful costumes,
+their loins girded with a broad leathern belt, a most capacious game-bag
+slung over their shoulder, a fowling-piece of murderous aspect balanced on
+their arm; their heads protected from the October sun by every possible
+variety of covering, from the Greek skull-cap to the broad-brimmed Spanish
+sombrero. Away they go, singly, or by twos and threes, accompanied by a
+whole regiment of dogs, for the most part badly bred, and worse broken
+curs, which, when they get into the field, go pottering about in a style
+that would sorely tempt an English sportsman to bestow upon them the
+contents of both barrels. Towards the close of the day, take a stroll
+outside the town, and you meet the heroes returning. "Well, what sport?"
+"_Pas mal, mon cher_. Not so bad," is the reply, in a tone of
+ill-concealed triumph; and plunging his hand into his game-bag, the
+chasseur produces--a phthisical snipe, a wood pigeon, an extenuated quail,
+and perhaps something which you at first take for a deformed blackbird,
+but which turns out to be a water-hen. As far as our own observations go,
+we do aver this to be a very handsome average of a French sportsman's
+day's shooting. If by chance he has knocked down a red-legged partridge,
+(grey ones are very scarce in France,) his exultation knows no bounds. The
+day on which such a thing occurs is a red-letter day with him for the rest
+of his life. He goes home at once and inscribes the circumstance in the
+family archives.
+
+But this state of things, it will perhaps be urged, may arise from the
+scarcity of game in France, as probably as from the sportsman's want of
+skill. True; but the worst is to come. After you have duly admired and
+examined snipe, pigeon, quail, and water-hen, your friend again rummages
+in the depths of his _gibeciere_, and pulls out--what?--a handful of
+tomtits and linnets, which he has been picking off every hedge for five
+miles round. "_Je me suis rabattu sur le petit gibier_," he says, with a
+grin and a shrug, and walks away, a proud man and a happy, leaving you in
+admiration of his prowess.
+
+M. Dumas expresses a wish to make the acquaintance of one of these modern
+Nimrods, and his friend Mery arranges a supper, to which he invites a
+certain Monsieur Louet, who plays the fourth bass in the orchestra of the
+Marseilles theatre. The conversation after supper is a good specimen of
+_persiflage_. After doing ample justice to an excellent repast, during
+which he had scarcely uttered a word,
+
+"Monsieur Louet threw himself back in his chair and looked at us all, one
+after the other, as if he had only just become aware of our presence,
+accompanying his inspection with a smile of the most perfect benevolence;
+then, heaving a gentle sigh of satisfaction--'Ma foi! I have made a
+capital supper!' exclaimed he.
+
+"'M. Louet! A cigar?' cried Mery: 'It is good for the digestion.'
+
+"'Thank you, most illustrious poet!' answered M. Louet; 'I never smoke. It
+was not the fashion in my time. Smoking and boots were introduced by the
+Cossacks. I always wear shoes, and am faithful to my snuff-box.'
+
+"So saying, M. Louet produced his box, and offered it round. We all
+refused except Mery, who, wishing to flatter him, attacked his weak side.
+
+"'What delicious snuff, M. Louet! This cannot be the common French snuff?'
+
+"'Indeed it is--only I doctor it in a particular manner. It is a secret I
+learned from a cardinal when I was at Rome.'
+
+"'Ha! You have been to Rome?' cried I.
+
+"'Yes, sir; I passed twenty years there.'
+
+"'M. Louet,' said Mery, 'since you do not smoke, you ought to tell these
+gentlemen the story of your thrush-hunt.'
+
+"'I shall be most happy,' replied M. Louet graciously, 'if you think it
+will amuse the company.'
+
+"'To be sure it will,' cried Mery. 'Gentlemen, you are going to hear the
+account of one of the most extraordinary hunts that has taken place since
+the days of Nimrod the mighty hunter. I have heard it told twenty times,
+and each time with increased pleasure. Another glass of punch, M. Louet.
+There! Now begin.--We are all impatience.'
+
+"'You are aware, gentlemen,' said M. Louet, 'that every Marseillais is
+born a sportsman.'
+
+"'Perfectly true,' interrupted Mery 'it is a physiological phenomenon
+which I have never been able to explain; but it is nevertheless quite
+true.'
+
+"'Unfortunately,' continued M. Louet, 'or perhaps I should say fortunately,
+we have neither lions nor tigers in the neighbourhood of Marseilles. On
+the other hand, we have flights of pigeons.'
+
+"'There!' cried Mery, 'I told you so. They insist upon it.'
+
+"'Certainly,' replied M. Louet, visibly vexed; 'and, whatever you may say
+to the contrary, the pigeons _do_ pass. Besides, did you not lend me the
+other day a book of Mr Cooper's, the _Pioneers_, in which the fact is
+authenticated?'
+
+"'Ah, yes! Authenticated in America.'
+
+"'Very well! If they pass over America why should they not pass over
+Marseilles? The vessels that go from Alexandria and Constantinople to
+America often pass here.'
+
+"'Very true!' replied Mery, thunderstruck by this last argument. 'I have
+nothing more to say. M. Louet, your hand. I will never contradict you
+again on the subject.'
+
+"'Sir, every man has a right to his opinion.'
+
+"'True, but I relinquish mine. Pray go on, M. Louet.'
+
+"'I was saying, then, that instead of lions and tigers we have flights of
+pigeons.' M. Louet paused a moment to see if Mery would contradict him.
+Mery nodded his head approvingly.
+
+"'True,' said he, 'they have flights of pigeons.'"
+
+Satisfied by this admission M. Louet resumed.
+
+"'You may easily imagine that at the period of the year when these flights
+occur, every sportsman is on the alert; and, as I am only occupied in the
+evening at the theatre, I am fortunately able to dispose of my mornings as
+I like. It was in 1810 or '11, I was five-and-thirty years of age; that is
+to say, gentlemen, rather more active than I am now. I was one morning at
+my post, as usual, before daybreak. I had tied my decoy pigeon to the
+_cimeaux_, and he was fluttering about like a mad thing, when I fancied I
+saw by the light of the stars something perched upon my pine-tree.
+Unfortunately it was too dark for me to distinguish whether this something
+were a bat or a bird, so I remained quite quiet, waiting for the sun to
+rise. At last the sun rose and I saw that it was a bird. I raised my gun
+gently to my shoulder, and, when I was sure of my aim, I pulled the
+trigger. Sir, I had omitted to discharge my gun on returning from shooting
+the evening before. It had been twelve hours loaded, and it hung fire.
+
+"'Nevertheless I saw by the way in which the bird flew that he was touched.
+I followed him with my eyes till he perched again. Then I looked for my
+pigeon; but by an extraordinary chance a shot had cut the string which
+tied him, and he had flown away. Without a decoy I knew very well it was
+no use remaining at the post, so I resolved to follow up the thrush. I
+forgot to tell you, gentlemen, that the bird I had fired at was a thrush.
+
+"'Unluckily I had no dog. When one shoots with a decoy, a dog is worse
+than useless--it is a positive nuisance. I was obliged, therefore, to beat
+the bushes myself. The thrush had run along the ground, and rose behind me
+when I thought I still had him in front. At the sound of his wings I
+turned and fired in a hurry. A shot thrown away, as you may suppose.
+Nevertheless I saw some feathers fall from him.'
+
+"'You saw some feathers?' cried Mery.
+
+"'Yes, sir. I even found one, which I put in my buttonhole.'
+
+"'In that case,' said Mery, 'the thrush was hit?'
+
+"'That was my opinion at the time. I had not lost sight of him, and I
+continued the pursuit; but the bird was scared, and this time flew away
+before I got within range. I fired all the same. There is no saying where
+a stray shot may go.'
+
+"'A stray shot is not enough for a thrush,' said Mery, shaking his head
+gravely. 'A thrush is a very hard-lived bird.'
+
+"'Very true, sir; for I am certain my two first shots had wounded him, and
+yet he made a third flight of nearly half a mile. But I had sworn to have
+him, and on I went. Impossible to get near him. He led me on, mile after
+mile, always flying away as soon as I came within fifty or sixty paces. I
+became furious. If I had caught him I think I should have eaten him alive,
+and the more so as I was beginning to get very hungry. Fortunately, as I
+had calculated on remaining out all day, I had my breakfast and dinner in
+my game-bag, and I eat as I went along.'
+
+"'Pardon me,' said Mery, interrupting M. Louet; 'I have an observation to
+make. Observe, my dear Dumas, the difference between the habits of the
+human race in northern and southern climes. In the north the sportsman
+runs after his game; in the south he waits for it to come to him. In the
+first case he takes out an empty bag and brings home a full one; in the
+other he takes it out full and brings it home empty. Pray, go on, my dear
+M. Louet. I have spoken.' And he recommenced puffing at his cigar.
+
+"'Where was I?' said M. Louet, who had lost the threat of his narrative
+through this interruption.
+
+"'Speeding over hill and dale in pursuit of your thrush.'
+
+"'True, sir. I cannot describe to you the state of excitement and
+irritation I was in. I began to think of the bird of Prince Camaralzaman,
+and to suspect that I, too, might be the victim of some enchantment. I
+passed Cassis and La Ciotat, and entered the large plain extending from
+Ligne to St. Cyr. I had been fifteen hours on my feet, and I was half dead
+with fatigue. I made a vow to Our Lady of La Garde to hang a silver thrush
+in her chapel, if she would only assist me to catch the living one I was
+following; but she paid no attention to me. Night was coming on, and in
+despair I fired my last shot at the accursed bird. I have no doubt he
+heard the lead whistle, for this time he flew so far that I lost sight of
+him in the twilight. He had gone in the direction of the village of St.
+Cyr. Probably he intended to sleep there, and I resolved to do the same.
+Fortunately there was to be no performance that night at the Marseilles
+theatre.'"
+
+The worthy basso goes to the inn at St. Cyr, and relates his troubles to
+the host, who decides that the object of his pursuit must have halted for
+the night in a neighbouring piece of brushwood. By daybreak M. Louet is
+again a-foot, accompanied by the innkeeper's dog, Soliman. They soon get
+upon the scent of the devoted thrush.
+
+"'Every body knows that a true sporting dog will follow any one who has a
+gun on his shoulder. "Soliman, Soliman!" cried I; and Soliman came. Sir,
+the instinct of the dog was remarkable: we had hardly got out of the
+village when he made a point--such a point, sir!--his tail out as straight
+as a ramrod. There was the thrush, not ten paces from me. I fired both
+barrels--Poum! Poum! Powder not worth a rush. I had used all my own the
+day before, and this was some I had got from my host. The thrush flew away
+unhurt. But Soliman had kept his eye on him, and went straight to the
+place where the bird was. Again he made a most beautiful point; but
+although I looked with all my eyes, I could not see the thrush. I was
+stooping down in this manner, looking for the creature, when suddenly it
+flew away, and so fast, that before I got my gun to my shoulder, it was
+out of reach. Soliman opened his eyes and stared at me; as much as to say,
+"What is the meaning of all this?" The expression of the dog's face made
+me feel quit humiliated. I could not help speaking to him. "Never mind,"
+said I, nodding my head, "you will see next time." You would have thought
+the animal understood me. He again began to hunt about. In less than ten
+minutes he stopped as if he were cut out of marble. I was determined not
+to lose this chance; and I went right before the dog's nose. The bird rose
+literally under my feet; but I was so agitated that I fired my first
+barrel too soon, and my second too late. The first discharge passed by him
+like a single ball; the second was too scattered, and he passed between it.
+It was then that a thing happened to me--one of those things which I
+should not repeat, but for my attachment to the truth. The dog looked at
+me for a moment with a sort of smile upon his countenance: then, coming
+close up to me while I was reloading my gun, he lifted his left hind leg,
+made water against my gaiter, and then turning round, trotted away in the
+direction of his master's house. You may easily suppose, that if it had
+been a man who had thus insulted me, I would have had his life, or he
+should have had mine. But what could I say, sir, to a dumb beast which God
+had not gifted with reason?'"
+
+This canine insult only acts as a spur to the indefatigable chasseur, who,
+dogless as he finds himself, follows up his thrush till he reaches the
+town of Hyeres. Here he loses all trace of the bird, but endeavours to
+console himself by eating the oranges which grow in the garden of his
+hotel. Whilst thus engaged, a thrush perches on a tree beside him, and the
+first glance at the creature's profile satisfied him that it is the same
+bird whose society he has been rejoicing in the for the last two days.
+Unfortunately his gun is in the house, of which the thrush seems to be
+aware, for it continues singing and dressing its feathers on a branch
+within ten feet of his head. Afraid of losing sight of it, M. Louet waits
+till the landlord comes to announce supper, and then desires him to bring
+his gun. But there is a punishment of fine and imprisonment for whoever
+fires a shot, between sunset and sunrise, within the precincts of the town;
+and although the enthusiastic sportsman is willing enough to run this risk,
+the hotel-keeper fears to be taken for an accomplice, and refuses to fetch
+the gun, threatening to drive away the bird if M. Louet goes for it
+himself. At last they come to terms. M. Louet sups and sleeps under the
+tree, the bird roosts on the same; and at the first stroke of the matin
+bell, mine host appears with the fowling-piece. Our chasseur stretches out
+his hand to take it, and--the bird flies away.
+
+M. Louet throws down the price of his supper, and scales the garden wall
+in pursuit. He follows his intended victim the whole of that day, and at
+last has the mortification of seeing it carried away before his eyes by a
+hawk. Foot-sore and tired, hungry and thirsty, the unfortunate musician
+sinks down exhausted by the side of a road. A peasant passes by.
+
+"'My friend,' said I to him, 'is there any town, village, or house in
+this neighbourhood?'
+
+"'_Gnor si_,' answered he, '_ce la citta di Nizza un miglia avanti_.'
+
+"The thrush had led me into Italy."
+
+At Nice M. Louet is in great tribulation. In the course of his long ramble
+his money has worked a hole in his pocket, and he discovers that he is
+penniless just at the moment that he has established himself at the best
+hotel, and ordered supper for three by way of making up for past
+privations. He gets out of his difficulties, however, by giving a concert,
+which produces him a hundred crowns; and he then embarks for Toulon, on
+board the letter of marque, La Vierge des Sept Douleurs, Captain Garnier.
+
+Once on the water, there is a fine opportunity for a display of French
+naval heroism, at the expense, of course, of the unfortunate English, to
+whom M. Dumas bears about the same degree of affection that another
+dark-complexioned gentleman is said to do to holy water. This is one of M.
+Dumas's little peculiarities or affectations, it is difficult to say which.
+Wherever it is possible to bring in England and the English, depreciate
+them in any way, or turn them into ridicule, M. Dumas invariably does it,
+and those passages are frequently the most amusing in his books. In the
+present instance, it is a very harmless piece of faufarronade in which he
+indulges.
+
+The armed brig in which M. Louet has embarked, falls in which a squadron
+of English men-of-war. Hearing a great bustle upon deck, our musician goes
+up to enquire the cause, and finds the captain quietly seated, smoking his
+pipe. After the usual salutations--
+
+"'M. Louet, have you ever seen a naval combat?' said the captain to me.
+
+"'Never, sir.'
+
+"'Would you like to see one?'
+
+"'Why, captain, to say the truth, there are other things I should better
+like to see.'
+
+"'I am sorry for it; for it you wished to see one, a real good one, your
+wish would soon be gratified.'
+
+"'What! captain,' cried I, feeling myself grow pale; 'you do not mean to
+say we are going to have a naval combat? Ha, ha! I see you are joking,
+captain.'
+
+"'Joking, eh? Look yonder. What do you see?'
+
+"'I see three very fine vessels.'
+
+"'Count again.'
+
+"'I see more. Four, five, there are six of them.'
+
+"'Can you distinguish what there is on the flag of the nearest one? Here,
+take the glass.'
+
+"'I cannot make out very well, but I think I see a harp.'
+
+"'Exactly.--The Irish harp. In a few minutes they'll play as a tune on it.'
+
+"'But captain,' said I, 'they are still a long way off, and it appears to
+me, that by spreading all those sails which are now furled upon your masts
+and yards, you might manage to escape. In your place I should certainly
+run away. Excuse me for the suggestion, but it is my opinion as fourth
+bass of the Marseilles theatre. If I had the honour to be a sailor, I
+should perhaps think differently.'"
+
+Very sensible advice, too, M. Louet, _we_ should have thought at least,
+considering the odds of six to one. But the fire-eating Frenchman thinks
+otherwise.
+
+"'If it were a man, instead of a bass, who made me such a proposal,'
+replied the captain, 'I should have had a word or two to say to him about
+it. Know, sir, that Captain Garnier _never_ runs away! He fights till his
+vessel is riddled like a sieve, then he allows himself to be boarded, and
+when his decks are covered with the enemy, he goes into the powder
+magazine with his pipe in his mouth, shakes out the burning ashes, and
+sends the English on a voyage of discovery upwards.'
+
+"'And the French?'
+
+"'The French too.'
+
+"'And the passengers?'
+
+"'The passengers likewise.'
+
+"'At that moment, a small white cloud appeared issuing from the side of
+one of the English ships. This was followed by a dull noise like a heavy
+blow on the big drum. I saw some splinters fly from the top of the brig's
+gunwale, and an artilleryman, who was just then standing on his gun, fell
+backwards upon me. 'Come, my friend,' said I, 'mind what you are about.'
+And, as he did not stir, I pushed him. He fell upon the deck. I looked at
+him with more attention. His head was off.
+
+"My nerves were so affected by this sight, that five minutes later I found
+myself in the ship's hold, without exactly knowing how I had got there."
+
+Thanks to a storm, the six English men of war manage to escape from the
+brig, and when M. Louet ventures to re-appear upon deck, he finds himself
+in the Italian port of Piombino, opposite the island of Elba. He has had
+enough of the water, and goes on shore, where he bargains with a vetturino
+to take him to Florence. A young officer of French hussars, and four
+Italians, are his travelling companions. The former, on learning his name
+and profession, asks him sundry questions about a certain Mademoiselle
+Zephyrine, formerly a dancer at the Marseilles theatre, and in whom he
+seems to take a strong interest.
+
+Bad springs and worse roads render it very difficult to sleep. At last, on
+the second night of their journey, M. Louet succeeds in getting up a doze,
+out of which he is roused in a very unpleasant manner. We will give his
+own account of it.
+
+"'Two pistol-shots, the flash of which almost burned my face, awoke me.
+They were fired by M. Ernest, (the hussar officer.) We were attacked by
+banditti.'
+
+"'_Faccia in terra! Faccia in terra!_' I jumped out of the carriage, and
+as I did so, one of the brigands gave me a blow between the shoulders,
+that threw me upon my face. My companions were already in that position,
+with the exception of M. Ernest, who was defending himself desperately. At
+length he was overpowered and made prisoner.
+
+"My pockets were turned inside out, and my hundred crowns taken away. I
+had a diamond ring on my finger, which I hoped they would not observe, and
+I turned the stone inside, heartily wishing, as I did so, that it had the
+power of Gyges' ring, and could render me invisible. But all was in vain.
+The robbers soon found it out. When they had taken every thing from us--
+
+"'Is there a musician amongst you?' said he who appeared the chief.
+
+"Nobody answered.
+
+"'Well,' repeated he, 'are you all deaf? I asked if any of you knew how to
+play on an instrument.'
+
+"'Pardieu!' said a voice, which I recognized as that of the young officer;
+'there's M. Louet, who plays the bass.'
+
+"I wished myself a hundred feet under ground.
+
+"'Which is M. Louet?' said the brigand. 'Is it this one?' And, stooping
+down, he laid hold of the collar of my shooting-jacket, and lifted me on
+my feet.
+
+"'For Heaven's sake, what do you want with me?' cried I.
+
+"'Nothing to be so frightened about,' was the answer. 'For a week past we
+have been hunting every where for a musician, without being able to find
+one. The captain will be delighted to see you.'
+
+"'What!' cried I, 'are you going to take me to the captain?'
+
+"'Certainly we are.'
+
+"'To separate me from my companions?'
+
+"'What can we do with them? _They_ are not musicians.'
+
+"'Gentlemen!' cried I, 'for God's sake, help me! do not let me be carried
+off in this manner.'
+
+"'The gentlemen will have the goodness to remain with their noses in the
+dust for the space of a quarter of an hour,' said the brigand. 'As to the
+officer, tie him to a tree,' continued he, to the four men who were
+holding the hussar. 'In a quarter of an hour the postillion will untie him.
+Not a minute sooner, if you value your life.'
+
+"The postillion gave a sort of affirmative grunt, and the robbers now moved
+off in the direction of the mountains. I was led between two of them.
+After marching for some time, we saw a light in a window, and presently
+halted at a little inn on a cross-road. The bandits went up stairs,
+excepting two, who remained with me in the kitchen, and one of whom had
+appropriated my fowling-piece, and the other my game-bag. As to my diamond
+ring and my hundred crowns, they had become perfectly invisible.
+
+"Presently somebody shouted from above, and my guards, taking me by the
+collar, pushed me up stairs, and into a room on the first floor.
+
+"Seated at a table, upon which was a capital supper and numerous array of
+bottles, was the captain of the robbers, a fine-looking man of thirty-five
+or forty years of age. He was dressed exactly like a theatrical robber, in
+blue velvet, with a red sash and silver buckles. His arm was passed round
+the waist of a very pretty girl in the costume of a Roman peasant; that is
+to say, an embroidered boddice, short bright-coloured petticoat, and red
+stockings. Her feet attracted my attention, they were so beautifully small.
+On one of her fingers I saw my diamond ring--a circumstance which, as well
+as the company in which I found her, gave me a very indifferent idea of
+the young lady's morality.
+
+"'What countryman are you?' asked the captain.
+
+"'I am a Frenchman, your excellency.'
+
+"'So much the better!' cried the young girl.
+
+"I saw with pleasure that, at any rate, I was amongst people who spoke my
+own language.
+
+"'You are a musician?'
+
+"'I am fourth bass at the Marseilles theatre.'
+
+"'Bring this gentleman's bass,' said the captain to one of his men. 'Now,
+my little Rina,' said he, turning to his mistress, 'I hope you are ready
+to dance."
+
+"'I always was,' answered she, 'but how could I without music?'
+
+"'_Non ho trovato l'instrumento_,' said the robber, reappearing at the
+door.
+
+"'What!' cried the captain in a voice of thunder; 'no instrument?'
+
+"'Captain,' interposed his lieutenant, 'I searched every where, but could
+not find even the smallest violoncello.'
+
+"'_Bestia_!' cried the captain.
+
+"'Excellency,' I ventured to observe, 'it is not his fault. I had no bass
+with me.'
+
+"'Very well,' said the captain, 'send off five men immediately to Sienna,
+Volterra, Grossetto--all over the country. I must have a bass by to-morrow
+night.'
+
+"I could not help thinking I had seen Mademoiselle Rina's face somewhere
+before, and I was cudgeling my memory to remember where, when she
+addressed the captain.
+
+"'Tonino,' said she, 'you have not even asked the poor man if he is
+hungry.'
+
+"I was touched by this little attention, and, on the captain's invitation,
+I drew a chair to the table, in fear and trembling I acknowledge; but it
+was nearly twelve hours since I had eaten any thing, and my hunger was
+perfectly canine. Mademoiselle Rina herself had the kindness to pass me
+the dishes and fill my glass; so that I had abundant opportunities of
+admiring my own ring, which sparkled upon her finger. I began to perceive,
+however, that I should not be so badly off as I had expected, and that the
+captain was disposed to treat me well.
+
+"Supper over, I was allowed to retire to a room and a bed that had been
+prepared for me. I slept fifteen hours without waking. The robbers had the
+politeness not to disturb me till I awakened of my own accord. Then,
+however, five of them entered my room, each carrying a bass. I chose the
+best, and they made firewood of the others.
+
+"When I had made my choice, they told me the captain was waiting dinner
+for me; and accordingly, on entering the principal room of the inn, I
+found a table spread for the captain, Mademoiselle Rina, the lieutenant,
+and myself. There were several other tables for the rest of the banditti.
+The room was lighted up with at least three hundred wax candles.
+
+"The dinner was a merry one. The robbers were really very good sort of
+people, and the captain was in an excellent humour. When the feasting was
+over,
+
+"'You have not forgotten your promise, Rina, I hope?' said he.
+
+"'Certainly not,' was the reply. 'In a quarter of an hour I am ready.'
+
+"So saying, she skipped out of the room.
+
+"'And you, Signor Musico,' said the captain, 'I hope you are going to
+distinguish yourself.'
+
+"'I will do my best, captain.'
+
+"'If I am satisfied, you shall have back your hundred crowns.'
+
+"'And my diamond ring, captain?'
+
+"'Oh! as to that, no. Besides, you see Rina has got it, and you are too
+gallant to wish to take it from her.'
+
+"At this moment Mademoiselle Rina made her appearance in the costume of a
+shepherdess--a boddice of silver, short silk petticoats, and a large
+Cashmere shawl twisted round her waist. She was really charming in this
+dress. I seized my bass. I fancied myself in the orchestra at Marseilles.
+
+"'What would you like me to play, Mademoiselle?'
+
+"'Do you know the shawl-dance in the ballet of _Clary_?'
+
+"'Certainly; it is my favourite.'
+
+"I began to play, Rina to dance, and the banditti to applaud. She danced
+admirably. The more I looked at her, the more convinced I became that I
+had seen her before.
+
+"She was in the middle of a _pirouette_ when the door opened, and the
+innkeeper entering, whispered something in the captain's ear.
+
+"'_Ove sono_?' said the latter, quietly. 'Where are they?'
+
+"'A San Dalmazio.'
+
+"'No nearer? Then there is no hurry.'
+
+"'What is the matter?' said Rina, executing a magnificent _entrechat_.
+
+"'Nothing. Only those rascally travellers have given the alarm at Florence,
+and the hussars of the Grand-duchess Eliza are looking for us.'
+
+"'They are too late for the performance,' said Rina, laughing. 'I have
+finished my dance.'
+
+"It was lucky, for the bow had fallen from my hands at the news I had just
+heard. Rina made one bound to the door, and then turning, as if she had
+been on the stage, curtsied to the audience, and kissed her hand to the
+captain. The applause was deafening; I doubt if she had ever had such a
+triumph.
+
+"'And now, to arms!' cried the captain. 'Prepare a horse for Rina and
+another for the musician. _We_ will go on foot. The road to Romagna,
+remember! Stragglers to rejoin at Chianciano.'
+
+"For a few minutes all was bustle and preparation.
+
+"'Here I am,' cried Rina, running in, attired in her Roman peasant's
+dress.
+
+"'_Usseri, Usseri_!' said the innkeeper.
+
+"'Off with you!' cried the captain, and every one hurried towards the
+stairs.
+
+"'The devil!' said the captain, turning to me, 'you are forgetting your
+bass, I think.'
+
+"I took the bass. I would willingly have crept into it. Two horses stood
+ready saddled at the house door.
+
+"'Well, Monsieur le Musicien,' said Rina, 'do you not help me to get on my
+horse? You are not very gallant.'
+
+"I held out my arm to assist her, and as I did so she put a small piece of
+paper into my hand.
+
+"A cold perspiration stood upon my forehead. What could this paper be? Was
+it a billet-doux? Had I been so unfortunate as to make a conquest, which
+would render me the rival of the captain? My first impulse was to throw
+the note away; but on second thoughts I put it in my pocket.
+
+"'_Usseri, Usseri_!' cried the innkeeper again, and a noise like that of a
+distant galloping was heard. I scrambled on my horse, which two of the
+robbers took by the bridle; two others led that of Mademoiselle Rina. The
+captain, with his carbine on his shoulder, ran beside his mistress, the
+lieutenant accompanied me, and the remainder of the band, consisting of
+fifteen or eighteen men, brought up the rear. Five or six shots were fired
+some three hundred yards behind us, and the balls whistled in our ears.
+'To the left!' cried the captain, and we threw ourselves into a sort of
+ravine, at the bottom of which ran a rapid stream. Here we halted and
+listened, and heard the hussars gallop furiously past on the high-road.
+
+"'If they keep on at that pace, they'll soon be at Grossetto,' said the
+captain laughing."
+
+This is the unfortunate musician's first essay in horsemanship, and when,
+after twelve hours' march across the country, with his bass strapped upon
+his shoulders, he halts at the inn at Chianciano, he is more dead than
+alive. He remembers, however, to read Mademoiselle Rina's note. From this,
+and a few words which she takes an opportunity of saying to him, he finds
+that she is an opera-dancer named Zephyrine, who had had an engagement a
+year or two previously at the Marseilles theatre. She had since
+transferred herself to the Teatro de la Valle at Rome, where the bandit
+captain, Tonino, happening to witness her performance, became enamoured of
+her, and laid a plan for carrying her off, which had proved successful.
+Her lover, however, Ernest, the same officer of hussars who had been M.
+Louet's travelling companion, is in search of her; and, to assist him in
+his pursuit, she writes her name, and that of the place they are next
+going to, upon the window of each inn they stop at. It was for this
+purpose she had secured M. Louet's diamond ring.
+
+If contrast was Dumas' object in writing this volume, he has certainly
+been highly successful in carrying out his intention. Most writers would
+have contented themselves with composing the female portion of the
+brigands' society, of some dark-browed Italian _contadina_, with flashing
+eyes and jetty ringlets, a knife in her garter and a mousquetoon in her
+brawny fist, and a dozen crucifixes and amulets round her neck. At most,
+one might have expected to meet with some English lady in a green veil,
+(all English ladies, who travel, wear green veils,) whose carriage had
+been attacked, and herself carried off on the road from Florence to Rome.
+But M. Dumas scorns such commonplace _dramatis personae_, and is satisfied
+with nothing less than transporting a French ballet-dancer into the
+Appenines, with all her paraphernalia of gauze drapery, tinsel decorations,
+and opera airs and graces; not forgetting the orchestra, in the person of
+the luckless bass player. Yet so ingeniously does he dovetail it all
+together, so probable does he make his improbabilities appear, that we
+become almost reconciled to the idea of finding Mademoiselle Zephyrine
+Taglionizing away upon the filthy floor of a mountain _osteria_, and are
+inclined to be astonished that the spectators should not be provided with
+bouquets to throw at her upon the conclusion of her performance.
+
+Several days are passed in running from one place to the other, always
+followed by the hussars, from whom the banditti have some narrow escapes.
+M. Louet is taken great care of in consideration of his skill as a
+musician, and he on his part takes all imaginable care of his bass, which
+he looks upon as a sort of a safeguard. At length they arrive at the
+castle of Anticoli, a villa which the captain rents from a Roman nobleman,
+and where he considers himself in perfect safety. Here M. Louet is
+installed in a magnificent apartment, where he finds linen and clothes, of
+which he is much in need. His toilet completed, he is conducted to the
+drawing-room by a livery servant, who bears a strong resemblance to one of
+his friends the banditti. But we will let him tell his story in his own
+words.
+
+"There were three persons in the room into which I was ushered; a young
+lady, a very elegantly dressed man, and a French officer. I thought there
+must be some mistake, and was walking backwards out of the apartment, when
+the lady said--
+
+"'My dear M. Louet, where are you going? Do you not mean to dine with us?'
+
+"'Pardon me,' said I, 'I did not recognise you, Mademoiselle.'
+
+"'If you prefer it, you shall be served in your apartment,' said the
+elegant-looking man.
+
+"'What, captain,' cried I, 'is it you?'
+
+"'M. Louet would not be so unkind as to deprive us of his society,' said
+the French officer with a polite bow. I turned to thank him for his
+civility. It was the lieutenant. It put me in mind of the changes in a
+pantomime.
+
+"'_Al suo commodo_,' said a powdered lackey, opening the folding doors of
+a magnificent dining-room. The captain offered his hand to Mademoiselle
+Zephyrine. The lieutenant and I followed.
+
+"'I hope you will be pleased with my cook, my dear M. Louet,' said the
+captain, waving me to a chair, and seating himself. 'He is a French artist
+of some talent. I have ordered two or three Provencal dishes on purpose
+for you.'
+
+"'Pah! with garlic in them!' said the French officer, taking a pinch of
+perfumed snuff out of a gold box. I began to think I was dreaming.
+
+"'Have you seen the park yet, M. Louet?' asked the captain.
+
+"'Yes, Excellency, from the window of my room.'
+
+"'They say it is full of game. Are you fond of shooting?'
+
+"'I delight in it. Are there any thrushes in the park?'
+
+"'Thrushes! thousands.'
+
+"'Bravo! You may reckon upon me, captain, for a supply of game. That is,
+if you will order my fowling-piece to be returned to me. I cannot shoot
+well with any other.
+
+"'Agreed,' said the captain.
+
+"'Tonino,' said Mademoiselle Zephyrine, 'you promised to take me to the
+theatre to-morrow. I am curious to see the dancer who has replaced me.'
+
+"'There is no performance to-morrow,' replied the captain, 'and I am not
+sure the carriage is in good condition. But we can take a ride to Tivoli
+or Subiaco, if you like.'
+
+"'Will you come with us, my dear M. Louet?' said Mademoiselle Zephyrine.
+
+"'Thank you,' replied I; 'I am not accustomed to ride. I would rather have
+a day's shooting.'
+
+"'I will keep M. Louet company,' said the lieutenant.
+
+"On retiring to my apartment that night, I found my fowling-piece in one
+corner, my game-bag in another, and my hundred crowns on the chimney-piece.
+Captain Tonino was a man of his word.
+
+"Whilst I was undressing, the French cook came to know what I would choose
+for breakfast. 'Count Villaforte,' he said, 'had ordered that I should be
+served in my room, as I was going out shooting.' The captain, it appeared,
+had changed his name as well as his dress.
+
+"The next morning I had just dressed and breakfasted, when the lieutenant
+came to fetch me, and I accompanied him down-stairs. In front of the villa
+four saddle-horses were being led up and down--one for the captain, one
+for Mademoiselle Zephyrine, and the two others for servants. The captain
+put a brace of double-barrelled pistols into his holsters, and the
+servants did the same. Master and men had a sort of fancy costume, which
+allowed them to wear a couteau-de-chasse. The captain saw that I remarked
+all these precautions.
+
+"'The police is shocking in this country, M. Louet,' said he, 'and there
+are so many bad characters about, that it is well to be armed.'
+
+"Mademoiselle Zephyrine looked charming in her riding-habit and hat.
+
+"'Much pleasure, my dear M. Louet,' said the captain, as he got on his
+horse. 'Beaumanoir, take care of M. Louet.'
+
+"'The best possible care, count.' replied the lieutenant.
+
+"'The captain and Zephyrine waved their hands, and cantered away, followed
+by their servants.
+
+"'Pardon me, sir,' said I, approaching the lieutenant; 'I believe it was
+you whom the count addressed as Beaumanoir.'
+
+"'It was so.'
+
+"'I thought the family of Beaumanoir had been extinct.'
+
+"'Very possible. I revive it, that's all.'
+
+"'You are perfectly at liberty to do so, sir,' replied I. 'I beg pardon
+for the observation.'
+
+"'Granted, granted, my dear Louet. Would you like a dog, or not?'
+
+"'Sir, I prefer shooting without a dog. The last I had insulted me most
+cruelly, and I should not like the same thing to occur again.'
+
+"'As you please. Gaetano, untie Romeo.'
+
+"We commenced our sport. In six shots I killed four thrushes, which
+satisfied me that the one which I had followed from Marseilles had been an
+enchanted one. Beaumanoir laughed at me.
+
+"'What!' cried he. 'Do you amuse yourself in firing at such game as that?'
+
+"'Sir,' replied I, 'at Marseilles the thrush is a very rare animal. I have
+seen but one in my life, and it is to that one I owe the advantage of
+being in your society.'
+
+"Here and there I saw gardeners and gamekeepers whose faces were familiar
+to me, and who touched their hats as I passed. They looked to me very like
+my old friends, the robbers, in a new dress; but I had, of late, seen so
+many extraordinary things, that nothing astonished me any longer.
+
+"The park was very extensive, and enclosed by a high wall, which had light
+iron gratings placed here and there, to afford a view of the surrounding
+country. I happened to be standing near one of these gratings, when M.
+Beaumanoir fired at a pheasant.
+
+"'_Signore_,' said a countryman, who was passing, '_questo castello e il
+castello d'Anticoli?_'
+
+"'Villager,' I replied, walking towards the grating, 'I do not understand
+Italian; speak French, and I shall be happy to answer.'
+
+"'What! Is it you, M. Louet?' exclaimed the peasant.
+
+"'Yes, it is,' said I; 'but how do you know my name?'
+
+"'Hush! I am Ernest, the hussar officer, your travelling companion.'
+
+"'M. Ernest! Ah! Mademoiselle Zephyrine will be delighted.'
+
+"'Zephyrine is really here, then?'
+
+"'Certainly she is. A prisoner like myself.'
+
+"'And Count Villaforte?'
+
+"'Is Captain Tonino.'
+
+"'And the castle?'
+
+"'A den of thieves.'
+
+"'That is all I wanted to know. Adieu, my dear Louet. Tell Zephyrine she
+shall soon hear from me.' So saying, he plunged into the forest.
+
+"'Here, Romeo, here!' cried Mr. Beaumanoir to his dog, who was fetching
+the bird he had shot. I hastened to him.
+
+"'A beautiful pheasant!' cried I. 'A fine cock!'
+
+"'Yes, yes. Who were you talking to, M. Louet?'
+
+"'To a peasant, who asked me some question, to which I replied, that
+unfortunately I did not understand Italian.'
+
+"'Hum!' said Beaumanoir, with a suspicious side-glance at me. Then, having
+loaded his gun, 'We will change places, if you please,' said he. 'There
+may be some more peasants passing, and, as I understand Italian, I shall
+be able to answer their questions.'
+
+"'As you like, M. Beaumanoir,' said I.
+
+"The change was effected; but no more peasants appeared.
+
+"When we returned to the house, the captain and Zephyrine had not yet come
+back from their ride, and I amused myself in my room with my bass, which I
+found to be an excellent instrument. I resolved, more than ever, not to
+part with it, but to take it back to France with me, if ever I returned to
+that country.
+
+"At the hour of dinner, I repaired to the drawing-room, where I found
+Count Villaforte and Mademoiselle Zephyrine. I had scarcely closed the
+door, when it was reopened, and the lieutenant put in his head.
+
+"'Captain!' said he, in a hurried voice.
+
+"'Who calls me captain? Here there is no captain, my dear Beaumanoir, but
+a Count Villaforte.'
+
+"'Captain, it is a serious matter. One moment, I beg.'
+
+"The captain left the room. When the door was shut, and I was sure he
+could not hear me, I told Zephyrine of my interview with her lover. I had
+just finished when the captain reappeared.
+
+"'Well,' said Zephyrine, running to meet him. 'What makes you look so
+blank? Are there bad news?'
+
+"'Not very good ones.'
+
+"'Do they come from a sure source?' asked she with an anxiety which this
+time was not assumed.
+
+"'From the surest possible. From one of our friends who is employed in the
+police.'
+
+"'Gracious Heaven! What is going to happen?'
+
+"'We do not know yet, but it appears we have been traced from Chianciano
+to the Osteria Barberini. They only lost the scent behind Mount Gennaro.
+My dear Rina, I fear we must give up our visit to the theatre to-morrow.'
+
+"'But not our dinner to-day, captain, I hope,' said I.
+
+"'Here is your answer,' said the captain, as the door opened, and a
+servant announced that the soup was on the table.
+
+"The captain and lieutenant dined each with a brace of pistols beside his
+plate, and in the anteroom I saw two men armed with carbines. The repast
+was a silent one; I did not dine comfortably myself, for I had a sort of
+feeling that the catastrophe was approaching, and that made me uneasy.
+
+"'You will excuse me for leaving you,' said the captain, when dinner was
+over; 'but I must go and take measures for our safety. I would advise you
+not to undress, M. Louet, for we may have to make a sudden move, and it is
+well to be ready.'
+
+"The lieutenant conducted me to my apartment, and wished me good-night
+with great politeness. As he left the room, however, I heard that he
+double-locked the door. I had nothing better to do than to throw myself on
+my bed, which I did; but for some hours I found it impossible to sleep, on
+account of the anxieties and unpleasant thoughts that tormented me. At
+last I fell into a troubled slumber.
+
+"I do not know how long it had lasted, when I was awakened by being
+roughly shaken.
+
+"'Subito! subito!' cried a voice.
+
+"'What is the matter?' said I, sitting up on the bed.
+
+"'_Non capisco, seguir me_!' cried the bandit.
+
+"'And where am I to _seguir_ you?' said I, understanding that he told me
+to follow him.
+
+"'Avanti! Avanti!'
+
+"'May I take my bass?' I asked.
+
+"The man made sign in the affirmative, so I put my beloved instrument on
+my back, and told him I was ready to follow him. He led me through several
+corridors and down a staircase; then, opening a door, we found ourselves
+in the park. Day was beginning to dawn. After many turnings and windings,
+we entered a copse or thicket, in the depths of which was the opening of a
+sort of grotto, where one of the robbers was standing sentry. They pushed
+me into this grotto. It was very dark, and I was groping about with
+extended arms, when somebody grasped my hand. I was on the point of crying
+out; but the hand that held mine was too soft to be that of a brigand.
+
+"'M. Louet!' said a whispering voice, which I at once recognized.
+
+"'What is the meaning of all this, Mademoiselle?' asked I, in the same
+tone.
+
+"'The meaning is, that they are surrounded by a regiment, and Ernest is at
+the head of it.'
+
+"'But why are we put into this grotto?'
+
+"'Because it is the most retired place in the whole park, and consequently
+the one least likely to be discovered. Besides there is a door in it,
+which communicates probably with some subterraneous passage leading into
+the open country.'
+
+"Just then we heard a musket shot.
+
+"'Bravo!' cried Zephyrine; 'it is beginning.'
+
+"There was a running fire, then a whole volley.
+
+"'Mademoiselle,' said I, 'it appears to me to be increasing very much.'
+
+"'So much the better,' answered she.
+
+"She was as brave as a lioness, that young girl. For my part I acknowledge
+I felt very uncomfortable. But it appears I was doomed to witness
+engagements both by land and sea.
+
+"'The firing is coming nearer,' said Zephyrine.
+
+"'I am afraid so, Mademoiselle,' answered I.
+
+"'On the contrary, you ought to be delighted. It is a sign that the
+robbers are flying.'
+
+"'I had rather they fled in another direction.'
+
+"There was a loud clamour, and cries as if they were cutting one another's
+throats, which, in fact, they were. The shouts and cries were mingled with
+the noise of musketry, the sound of the trumpets, and roll of the drum.
+There was a strong smell of powder. The fight was evidently going on
+within a hundred yards of the grotto.
+
+"Suddenly there was a deep sigh, then the noise of a fall, and one of the
+sentries at the mouth of the cave came rolling to our feet. A random shot
+had struck him, and as he just fell in, a ray of light which entered the
+grotto, we were able to see him writhing in the agonies of death.
+Mademoiselle Zephyrine seized my hands, and I felt that she trembled
+violently.
+
+"'Oh, M. Louet.' said she, 'it is very horrible to see a man die!'
+
+"At that moment we heard a voice exclaiming--'Stop, cowardly villain! Wait
+for me!'
+
+"'Ernest!' exclaimed Zephyrine. 'It is the voice of Ernest!'
+
+"As she spoke the captain rushed in, covered with blood.
+
+"'Zephyrine!' cried he, 'Zephyrine, where are you?'
+
+"The sudden change from the light of day to the darkness of the cave,
+prevented him from seeing us. Zephyrine made me a sign to keep silence.
+After remaining for a moment as if dazzled, his eyes got accustomed to the
+darkness. He bounded towards us with the spring of a tiger.
+
+"'Zephyrine, why don't you answer when I call? Come!'
+
+"He seized her arm, and began dragging her towards the door at the back of
+the grotto.
+
+"'Where are you taking me?' cried the poor girl.
+
+"'Come with me--come along!'
+
+"'Never!' cried she, struggling.
+
+"'What! You won't go with me?'
+
+"'No; why should I? I detest you. You carried me off by force. I won't
+follow you. Ernest, Ernest, here!'
+
+"'Ernest!' muttered the captain. 'Ha! 'Tis you, then, who betrayed us?'
+
+"'M. Louet!' cried Zephyrine, 'if you are a man, help me!'
+
+"I saw the blade of a poniard glitter. I had no weapon, but I seized my
+bass by the handle, and, raising it in the air, let it fall with such
+violence on the captain's skull, that the back of the instrument was
+smashed in and the bandit's head disappeared in the interior of the bass.
+Either the violence of the blow, or the novelty of finding his head in a
+bass, so astonished the captain that he let go his hold of Zephyrine, at
+the same time uttering a roar like that of a mad bull.
+
+"'Zephyrine! Zephyrine!' cried a voice outside.
+
+"'Ernest!' answered the young girl, darting out of the grotto.
+
+"I followed her, terrified at my own exploit. She was already clasped in
+the arms of her lover.
+
+"'In there,' cried the young officer to a party of soldiers who just then
+came up. 'He is in there. Bring him out, dead or alive.'
+
+"They rushed in, but the broken bass was all they found. The captain had
+escaped by the other door.
+
+"On our way to the house we saw ten or twelve dead bodies. One was lying
+on the steps leading to the door.
+
+"'Take away this carrion,' said Ernest.
+
+"Two soldiers turned the body over. It was the last of the Beaumanoirs.
+
+"We remained but a few minutes at the house, and then Zephyrine and myself
+got into a carriage and set off, escorted by M. Ernest and a dozen men. I
+did not forget to carry off my hundred crowns, my fowling-piece, and
+game-bag. As to my poor bass, the captain's head had completely spoiled it.
+
+"After an hour's drive, we came in sight of a large city with an enormous
+dome the middle of it. It was Rome.
+
+"'And did you see the Pope, M. Louet?'
+
+"'At that time he was at Fontainbleau, but I saw him afterwards, and his
+successor too; for M. Ernest got me an appointment as bass-player at the
+Teatro de la Valle, and I remained there till the year 1830. When I at
+last returned to Marseilles, they did not know me again, and for some time
+refused to give me back my place in the orchestra, under pretence that I
+was not myself.'
+
+"'And Mademoiselle Zephyrine?'
+
+"'I heard that she married M. Ernest, whose other name I never knew, and
+that he became a general, and she a very great lady."
+
+"'And Captain Tonino? Did you hear nothing more of him?'
+
+"'Three years afterwards he came to the theatre in disguise; was
+recognised, arrested, and hung.'
+
+"'And thus it was, sir,' concluded M. Louet, 'that a thrush led me into
+Italy, and caused me to pass twenty years at Rome.'"
+
+And so ends the thrush-hunt. One word at parting, to qualify any too
+sweeping commendation we may have bestowed on M. Dumas in the early part
+of this paper. While we fully exonerate his writings from the charge of
+grossness, and recognise the absence of those immoral and pernicious
+tendencies which disfigure the works of many gifted French writers of the
+day, we would yet gladly see him abstain from the somewhat too
+Decameronian incidents and narratives with which he occasionally varies
+his pages. That he is quite independent of such meretricious aids, is
+rendered evident by his entire avoidance of them in some of his books,
+which are not on that account a whit the less _piquant_. With this single
+reservation, we should hail with pleasure the appearance on our side the
+Channel of a few such sprightly and amusing writers as Alexander Dumas.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+HIGH LIFE IN THE LAST CENTURY.[5]
+
+ [5] _George Selwyn and his Contemporaries, with Memoirs and Notes_.
+ By T.H. Jesse. 4 vols.
+
+
+The volumes of which we are about to give fragments and anecdotes, contain
+a portion of the letters addressed to a man of witty memory, whose
+existence was passed almost exclusively among men and women of rank; his
+life, in the most expressive sense of the word, West End; and even in that
+West End, his chief haunt St James's Street. Parliament and the Clubs
+divided his day, and often his night. The brilliant roues, the steady
+gamesters, the borough venders, and the lordly ex-members of ex-cabinets,
+were the only population of whose living and breathing he suffered himself
+to have any cognizance. In reverse of Gray's learned mouse, eating its way
+through the folios of an ancient library--and to whom
+
+ "A river or a sea was but a dish of tea,
+ And a kingdom bread and butter,"
+
+to George Selwyn, the world and all that it inhabits, were concentrated in
+Charles Fox, William Pitt, Richard Brinsley Sheridan, and the circle of
+men of pleasantry, loose lives, and vivacious temperaments, who, with
+whatever diminishing lustre, revolved round them.
+
+Of the City of London, Selwyn probably had heard; for though fixed to one
+spot, he was a man fond of collecting curious knowledge; but nothing short
+of proof positive can ever convince us that he had passed Temple Bar. He,
+of course, knew that there were such things on the globe as merchants and
+traders, because their concerns were occasionally talked of in "the House,"
+where, however, he heard as little as possible about them; for in the
+debates of the time he took no part but that of a listener, and even then
+he abridged the difficulty, by generally sleeping through the sitting. He
+was supposed to be the only rival of Lord North in the happy faculty of
+falling into a sound slumber at the moment when any of those dreary
+persons, who chiefly speak on such subjects, was on his legs. St James's,
+and the talk of St James's, were his business, his pleasures, the exciters
+of his wit, and the rewarders of his toil. He had applied the art of
+French cookery to the rude material of the world, and refined and reduced
+all things into a _sauce piquante_--all its realities were concentrated in
+essences; and, disdaining the grosser tastes of mankind, he lived upon the
+_aroma_ of high life--an epicure even among epicures; yet not an indolent
+enjoyer of the luxuries of his condition, but a keen, restless, and eager
+_student_ of pleasurable sensations--an Apicius, polished by the manners,
+and furnished with the arts of the most self-enjoying condition of mankind,
+that of an English gentleman of fortune in the 18th century.
+
+We certainly are not the champions of this style of life. We think that
+man has other matters to consider than _pates_ and _consommes_, the
+flavour of his Burgundy and pines, or even the _bons-mots_ of his friends.
+We are afraid that we must, after all, regard the whole Selwyn class as
+little better than the brutes in their stables, or on their hearth-rugs;
+with the advantage to the brutes of following their natural appetites,
+having no twinges of either conscience or the gout, and not being from
+time to time stripped by their friends, or plundered by the Jews. The
+closing hours of the horse or the dog are also, perhaps, more complacent
+in general, and their deaths are less a matter of rejoicing to those who
+are to succeed to their mangers and cushions. Of higher and more startling
+contemplations, this is not the place to speak. If such men shall yet have
+the power of looking down from some remoter planet on their idle, empty,
+and self-indulgent course in our own, perhaps they would rejoice to have
+exchanged with the lot of him whose bread was earned by the sweat of his
+brow, yet who had fulfilled the duties of his station; and whose hand had
+been withheld by necessity from that banquet, where all the nobler purposes
+of life were forgotten, and where the senses absorbed the higher nature.
+Still, we admit that these are topics on which no man ought to judge the
+individual with severity. We have spoken only of the class. The individual
+may have had virtues of which the world can know nothing; he may have been
+liberal, affectionate, and zealous, when his feelings were once awakened;
+his purse may have dried many a tear, and soothed many a pulse of secret
+suffering. It is, at all events, more kindly to speak of poor human nature
+with fellow feeling for those exposed to the strong temptations of fortune,
+than to establish an arrogant comparison between the notorious errors of
+others, and the secret failures of our own.
+
+But we have something to settle with Mr Jesse. He is alive, and therefore
+may be instructed; he is making books with great rapidity, and therefore
+may be advantageously warned of the perils of book-making. The _title_ of
+his volumes has altogether deceived us. We shall not charge him with
+intending this; but it has unquestionably had the effect. "_George Selwyn_
+and his contemporaries." We opened the volumes, expecting to find our
+witty clubbist in every page; George in his full expansion, "in his armour
+as he lived;" George, every inch a wit, glittering before us in his full
+court suit, in his letters, his anecdotes, his whims, his odd views of
+mankind, his caustic sneerings at the glittering world round him; an
+epistolary HB., turning every thing into the pleasant food of his pen and
+pungency. But we cannot discover any letters from him, excepting a few
+very trifling ones of his youth. We have letters from all sorts of persons,
+great lords and little, statesmen and travellers, placemen and
+place-hunters; and amusing enough many of them are. Walpole furnishes some
+sketches, and nothing can be better. In fact the volumes exhibit, not
+George Selwyn, the only one whose letters we should have cared to see, but
+those who wrote to him. And the disappointment is not the less, that in
+those letters constant allusions are made to his "sparkling, delightful,
+sportive, characteristic, &c. &c., epistles." Great ladies constantly urge
+him to write to _them_. Maids, wives, and widows, pour out a stream of
+perpetual laudation. Men of rank, men of letters, men at home, and men
+abroad, unite in one common supplication for "London news" _rechauffeed_,
+spiced, and served up, by the perfect _cuisinerie_ of George's art of
+story-telling; like the horse-leech's two daughters, the cry is, "Give,
+give." And this is what we wanted to see. Selwyn, the whole Selwyn, and
+nothing but Selwyn.
+
+It is true that there is a preface which talks in this wise:--
+
+It seems to have been one of the peculiarities of George Selwyn, to
+preserve not only every letter addressed to him by his correspondents
+during the course of his long life, but also the most trifling notes and
+memoranda. To this peculiarity, the reader is indebted for whatever
+amusement he may derive from the perusal of these volumes. The greater
+portion of their contents consists of letters addressed to Selwyn, by
+persons who, in their day, moved in the first circles of wit, genius, and
+fashion."
+
+We have thus let Mr Jesse speak for himself. If the public are satisfied,
+so let it be. But people seldom read prefaces. The title is the thing, and
+that title is, "_George Selwyn_ and his contemporaries." If it had been
+"Letters of the contemporaries of George Selwyn," we should have
+understood the matter.
+
+Still we are not at all disposed to quarrel with the volumes. They contain
+a great deal of pleasant matter; and the letters are evidently, in general,
+the work of a higher order of persons than the world has often an
+opportunity of seeing in their deshabille. The Persian proverb, which
+accounted for the fragrance of a pebble by its having lain beside the rose,
+has been in some degree realized in these pages. They are evidently of the
+Selwyn school; and if he is not here witty himself, he is, like the "fat
+knight," the cause of wit in others. We are enjoying a part of the feast
+which his science had cooked, and then distributed to his friends to
+figure as the _chefs-d'oeuvre_ of their own tables. At all events, though
+often on trifling subjects, and often not worth preserving, they vindicate
+on the whole the claim of English letter-writing to European superiority.
+Taking Walpole as the head, and nothing can be happier than his mixture of
+keen remark, intelligent knowledge of his time, high-bred ease of language,
+and exquisite point and polish of anecdote; his followers, even in these
+few volumes, show that there were many men, even in the midst of all the
+practical business and nervous agitation of public life, not unworthy of
+their master. We have no doubt that there have been hundreds of persons,
+and thousands of letters, which might equally contribute to this most
+interesting, and sometimes most brilliant, portion of our literature. The
+French lay claim to superiority in this as in every thing else; but we
+must acknowledge that it is with some toil we have ever read the boasted
+letters of De Sevigne--often pointed, and always elegant, they are too
+often frivolous, and almost always local. We are sick of the adorable
+Grignan, and her "belle chevelure." The letters of Du Deffand, Espinasse,
+Roland, and even of De Stael, though always exhibiting ability, are too
+hard or too hot, too fierce or too fond, for our tastes; they are also so
+evidently intended for any human being except the one to whom they were
+addressed, or rather for all human beings--they were so palpably "private
+effusions" for the public ear--sentiments stereotyped, and sympathies for
+the circulating library--that they possessed as little the interest as the
+character of correspondence.
+
+Voltaire's letters are always spirited. That extraordinary man could do
+nothing on which his talent was not marked; but his letters are
+epigrammes--all is sacrificed to point, and all is written for the salons
+of Paris. What Talleyrand's _might_ be, we can imagine from the singular
+subtlety and universal knowledge of that most dexterous player of the most
+difficult game which was ever on the diplomatic cards. But as his
+definition of the excellence of a letter was--"to say any thing, but mean
+nothing," we must give up the hope of his contribution. Grimm's volumes
+are, after all, the only collection which belongs to the style of letters
+to which we allude. They are amusing and anecdotical, and, in our
+conception, by much the most intelligent French correspondence that has
+fallen into our hands. But they are too evidently the work of a man
+writing as a task, gathering the Parisian news as a part of his profession,
+and in fact sending a daily newspaper to his German patron.
+
+Of the German epistolary literature we have seen nothing which approaches
+to the excellence of the English school. The conception is generally vague,
+vapourish, and metaphysical. And this predominates absurdly through all
+its classes. The poet prides himself on being as much a dreamer in his
+prose as in his poetry; the scholar is proud of being perplexed and
+pedantic; the statesman is naturally immersed in that problematic style,
+which belongs to the secrecy of despotic governments, and to the stiffness
+of circles where all is etiquette. But Walpole and his tribe have fashion
+wholly to themselves, and possess force without heaviness, and elegance
+without effeminacy.
+
+We are strongly tempted to ask, whether there may not be letters of the
+gay, the refined, and the sparkling George Canning. He was constantly
+writing; knew every thing and every body; was engaged in all the high
+transactions of his time; saw human nature in all possible shades; and was
+a man whose talent, though capable of very noble efforts "on compulsion,"
+yet naturally loved a more level rank of times and things. It is perfectly
+true to human experience, that there are minds, which, like caged
+nightingales and canary-birds, though their wings were formed with the
+faculty of cleaving the clouds, yet pass a perfectly contented existence
+within their wires, and sing as cheerfully in return for their water and
+seeds, as if they had the range of the horizon. Canning's whole song for
+thirty years was in one cage or another, and he sang with equal
+cheerfulness in them all. The moral of all this is, that we wish Mr Jesse,
+or any one else, to apply himself, without delay, to the depositaries of
+George Canning's familiar correspondence, and give his pleasant, piquant,
+and graceful letters (for we are sure that they are all these) to the
+world.
+
+Lord Dudley's letters have disappointed every body: but it is to be
+observed, that we have only a small portion of them; that they were
+written to a college tutor, a not very exciting species of correspondent
+at any time, and who in this instance having nothing to give back, and
+plodding his way through the well-meant monotony of college news, allowed
+poor Lord Dudley not much more chance of brilliancy, than a smart drummer
+might have of producing a reveille on an unbraced drum. We must live in
+hope.
+
+Lord Holland, we think, might, as the sailors say, "loom out large." The
+life of that ancient Whig having been chiefly employed in telling other
+men's stories over his own table--and much better employed, too, than in
+talking his original follies in public--a tolerable selection from his
+journals might furnish some variety; for when Whigs are cased up no longer
+in the stiff braces and battered armour of their clique, they may
+occasionally be amusing men. But Walpole still reigns: his whims, his
+flirtings, his frivolities will disappear with his old china and trifling
+antiquities; but his best letters will always be the best of their kind
+among men.
+
+George Selwyn was a man of fashionable life for the greater part of the
+last century, or perhaps we may more justly say, he was a man of
+fashionable life for the seventy-two years of his existence; for, from his
+cradle, he lived among that higher order of mankind who were entitled to
+do nothing, to enjoy themselves, and alternately laugh at, and look down
+upon the rest of the world. His family were opulent, and naturally
+associated with rank; for his father had been aide-de-camp to the Duke of
+Marlborough--a great distinction even in that brilliant age; and his
+mother was the daughter of a general officer, and woman of the bedchamber
+to Queen Caroline. She is recorded as a woman of talents, and peculiarly
+of wit; qualities which seem frequently connected with long life, perhaps
+as bearing some relation to that good-humour which undoubtedly tends to
+lengthen the days of both man and woman. If the theory be true, that the
+intellect of the offspring depends upon the mother, the remarkable wit of
+George Selwyn may be adduced in evidence of the position.
+
+George, born in 1719, was sent, like the sons of all the court gentlemen
+of his age and of our own, to Eton. After having there acquired classics,
+aristocracy, and cricket, all consummated at Oxford, he proceeded to go
+through the last performance of fashionable education, and give himself
+the final polish for St James's; he proceeded to make the tour of Europe.
+What induced him to recommence his boyhood, by returning to Oxford at the
+ripe age of twenty-five, is among the secrets of his career, as also is
+the occasion of his being expelled from the university; if that occasion
+is not to be found in some of the burlesques of religion which he had
+learned amongst the fashionable infidels of the Continent, similar to
+those enacted by Wilkes in his infamous monkery. But every thing in his
+career equally exhibits the times. At an age when he was fit for nothing
+else, he was considered fit to receive the salary of a sinecure; and, at
+twenty-one, he was appointed to a brace of offices at the mint. His share
+of the duty consisted of his enjoying the weekly dinners of the
+establishment, and signing the receipts for his quarter's pay.
+
+Within a few years more, he came into parliament; and in his thirty-second
+year, by the death of his father and elder brother, he succeeded to the
+family estates, consisting of three handsome possessions, one of which had
+the additional value of returning a member of parliament. Nor was this all;
+for his influence in Gloucestershire enabled him to secure, during many
+years, his own seat for Gloucester, thus rendering his borough disposable;
+and thus, master of a hereditary fortune, an easy sinecurist, the
+possessor of two votes, and the influencer of the third--a man of family,
+a man of connexion, and a man of the court--George Selwyn began a path
+strewed with down and rose leaves.
+
+In addition to these advantages, George Selwyn evidently possessed a very
+remarkable subtlety and pleasantry of understanding; that combination
+which alone produced true wit, or which, perhaps, would be the best
+definition of wit itself; for subtlety alone may excite uneasy sensations
+in the hearer, and pleasantry alone may often be vulgar. But the acuteness
+which detects the absurd of things, and the pleasantry which throws a
+good-humoured coloring over the acuteness, form all that delights us in
+wit.
+
+If we are to judge by the opinion of his contemporaries, and this is the
+true criterion after all, Selwyn's wit must have been of the very first
+order in a witty age. Walpole is full of him. Walpole himself, a wit, and
+infinitely jealous of every rival in every thing on which he fastened his
+fame, from a picture gallery down to a snuff-box, or from a history down
+to an epigram, bows down to him with almost Persian idolatry. His letters
+are alive with George Selwyn. The _bons-mots_ which Selwyn carelessly
+dropped in his morning wall through St James's Street, are carefully
+picked up by Walpole, and planted in his correspondence, like exotics in a
+greenhouse. The careless brilliancies of conversation, which the one threw
+loose about the club-rooms of the Court End, are collected by the other
+and reset by this dexterous jeweller, for the sparklings and ornaments of
+his stock in trade with posterity.
+
+Yet it may reconcile those less gifted by nature and fortune to their
+mediocrity; to know that those singular advantages by no means constitute
+happiness, usefulness, moral dignity, or even public respect. Selwyn, as
+the French Abbe said, "had nothing to do, and he did it." His possession
+of fortune enabled him to be a lounger through life, and he lounged
+accordingly. The conversations of the clubs supplied him with the daily
+toys of his mind, and he never sought more substantial employment. Though
+nearly fifty years in parliament, he was known only as a silent voter; and,
+after a life of seventy-two years, he died, leaving three and twenty
+thousand pounds of his savings to a girl who was not his daughter; and the
+chief part of his estates to the Duke of Queensberry, an old man already
+plethoric with wealth, of which he had never known the use, and already
+dying.
+
+His passion for attending executions was notorious and unaccountable,
+except on the ground of that love of excitement which leads others to
+drinking or the gaming-table. Those sights, from which human nature
+shrinks, appear to have been sought for by Selwyn with an eagerness
+resembling enjoyment. This strange propensity was frequently laughed at by
+his friends. Alluding to the practice of criminals dropping a handkerchief
+as a signal for the executioner, says Walpole, "George never thinks, but
+_a la tete tranchee_. He came to town the other day to have a tooth drawn,
+and told the man that he would drop his handkerchief for the signal."
+
+Another characteristic anecdote is told on this subject. When the first
+Lord Holland, a man of habitual pleasantry, was confined to his bed, he
+heard that Selwyn, who had been an old friend, had called to enquire for
+his health. "The next time Mr Selwyn calls," said he, "show him up; if I
+am alive, I shall be delighted to see him; and, if I am dead, he will be
+delighted to see me."
+
+Walpole says, after telling a story of one Arthur Moore, "I told this the
+other day to George Selwyn, whose passion is to see corpses and executions.
+He replied, 'that Arthur Moore had his coffin chained to that of his
+mistress.'
+
+"Said I, 'How do you know?'
+
+"'Why, I--I saw them the other day in a vault in St Giles's.'
+
+"George was walking this week in Westminster Abbey, with Lord Abergavenny,
+and met the man who shows the tombs. 'Oh, your servant, Mr Selwyn; I
+expected to have seen you here the other day, when the old Duke of
+Richmond's body was taken up.'" Walpole then mentions Selwyn's going to
+see Cornberry, with Lord Abergavenny and a pretty Mrs Frere, who were in
+some degree attached to each other.
+
+"Do you know what you missed in the other room?" said Selwyn to the lady.
+"Lord Holland's picture."
+
+"Well, what is Lord Holland to me?"
+
+"Why, do you know," said he, "my Lord Holland's body lies in the same
+vault, in Kensington church, with my Lord Abergavenny's mother."
+
+Walpole, speaking of the share which he had in capturing a house-breaker,
+says, "I dispatched a courier to White's in search of George Selwyn. It
+happened that the drawer who received my message had very lately been
+robbed himself, and had the wound fresh in his memory. He stalked up into
+the club-room, and with a hollow trembling voice, said, 'Mr Selwyn, Mr
+Walpole's compliments to you, and he has got a house-breaker for you.'"
+
+But some of his practical pleasantries were very amusing. Lady Townshend,
+a woman of wit, but, in some points of character, a good deal scandalized,
+was supposed to have taken refuge from her recollections in Popery. "On
+Sunday last," says Walpole, "as George was strolling home to dinner, he
+saw my Lady Townshend's coach stop at Caraccioli's chapel. He watched; saw
+her go in; her footman laughed; he followed. She went up to the altar; a
+woman brought her a cushion; she knelt, crossed her self, and prayed. He
+stole up, and knelt by her. Conceive her face, if you can, when she turned
+and found him close to her. In his demure voice, he said, 'Pray, ma'am,
+how long has your ladyship left the pale of our church?' She looked furies,
+and made no answer. Next day he went to see her, and she turned it off
+upon curiosity. But is any thing more natural? No; she certainly means to
+go armed with every viaticum: the Church of England in on hand, Methodism
+in the other, and the Host in her mouth."
+
+Every one knows that _bons-mots_ are apt to lose a great deal by
+transmission. It has been said that the time is one-half of the merit, and
+the manner the other; thus leaving nothing for the wit. But the fact is,
+that the wit so often depends upon both, as to leave the best _bon-mot_
+comparatively flat in the recital. With this palliative we may proceed.
+Walpole, remarking to Selwyn one day, at a time of considerable popular
+discontent, that the measures of government were as feeble and confused as
+in the reign of the first Georges, and saying, "There is nothing new under
+the sun." "No," replied Selwyn, "nor under the grandson."
+
+Selwyn one day observing Wilkes, who was constantly verging on libel,
+listening attentively to the king's speech, said to him, "May Heaven
+preserve the ears you lend!" an allusion to the lines of the _Dunciad_--
+
+ "Yet, oh, my sons, a father's words attend;
+ So may the fates preserve the ears you lend."
+
+The next is better. A man named Charles Fox having been executed, the
+celebrated Charles asked Selwyn whether he had been present at the
+execution as usual. "No," was the keen reply, "I make a point of never
+attending rehearsals."
+
+Fox and General Fitzpatrick at one time lodged in the house of Mackay, an
+oilman in Piccadilly, a singular residence for two men of the first
+fashion. Somebody, probably in allusion to their debts, observed that such
+lodgers would be the ruin of Mackay. "No," said Selwyn, "it will make his
+fortune. He may boast of having the first pickles in London."
+
+_Nonchalant_ manners were the tone of the time; and to cut one's country
+acquaintance (a habit learned among the French _noblesse_) was high
+breeding. An old haunter of the pump-room in Bath, who had frequently
+conversed with Selwyn in his visits there, meeting him one day in St
+James's Street, attempted to approach him with his usual familiarity.
+Selwyn passed him as if he had never seen him before. His old acquaintance
+followed him, and said, "Sir, you knew me very well in Bath." "Well, sir,"
+replied Selwyn, "in Bath I may possibly know you again," and walked on.
+
+When _High Life Below Stairs_ was announced, Selwyn expressed a wish to be
+present at its first night. "I shall go," said he, "because I am tired of
+low life above stairs."
+
+One of the waiters at Arthur's had committed a felony, and was sent to
+jail. "I am shocked at the committal," said Selwyn; "what a horrid idea
+the fellow will give of us to the people in Newgate."
+
+Bruce's Abyssinian stories were for a long time the laugh of London.
+Somebody at a dinner once asked him, whether he had seen any relics of
+musical instruments among the Abyssinians, or any thing in the style of
+the ancient sculptures of the Thebaid. "I think I saw one lyre there," was
+the answer. "Ay," says Selwyn to his neighbour, "and that one left the
+country along with him."
+
+Selwyn did not always spare his friends. When Fox's pecuniary affairs were
+in a state of ruin, and a subscription was proposed; one of the
+subscribers said that their chief difficulty was to know "how Fox would
+take it." Selwyn, who knew that necessity has nothing to do with
+delicacies of this order, replied, "Take it, why, quarterly to be sure!"
+
+Mr. Jesse's anecdotes are generally well told, but their version is
+sometimes different from ours. Selwyn was one day walking up St James's
+Street with Lord Pembroke, when a couple of sweeps brushed against them.
+"Impudent rascals!" exclaimed Lord Pembroke. "The sovereignty of the
+people," said Selwyn. "But such dirty dogs," said Pembroke. "Full dress
+for the court of St Giles's," said Selwyn, with a bow to their sable
+majesties.
+
+But Selwyn, with all his affability and pleasantry, had his dislikes, and
+among them was the celebrated Sheridan. The extraordinary talent and early
+fame of that most memorable and unfortunate man, had fixed all eyes upon
+him from the moment of his entering into public life; and Selwyn, who had
+long sat supreme in wit, probably felt some fears for his throne. At all
+events, he determined to keep one place clear from collision with this
+dangerous wit; and, on every attempt to put up Sheridan's name for
+admission into Brookes's, two black balls were found in the balloting-box,
+one of which was traced to Selwyn, while the other was supposed to be that
+of Lord Besborough. One ball being sufficient to exclude, the opposition
+was fatal; but Fox and his friends were equally determined, on their side,
+to introduce Sheridan; and for this purpose a curious, though not very
+creditable, artifice was adopted. On the evening of the next ballot, and
+while George and Lord Besborough were waiting, with their usual
+determination, to blackball the candidate, a chairman in great haste
+brought in a note, apparently from Lady Duncannon, to her father-in-law
+Lord Besborough, to tell him that his house in Cavendish Square was on
+fire, and entreating him to return without a moment's delay. His lordship
+instantly quitted the room, and hurried homewards. Immediately after, a
+message was sent to George Selwyn that Miss Fagniani, the child whom he
+had adopted, and whom he supposed to be his own, was suddenlly seized with
+a fit, and that his presence was instantly required. He also obeyed the
+summons. Both had no sooner left the room than the ballot was proceeded
+with, the two ominous balls were not to be found, and Sheridan was
+unanimously chosen. In the midst of the triumph, Selwyn and Lord
+Besborough returned, indignant at the trick, but of course unable to find
+out its perpetrators. How Sheridan and his friends looked may be imagined.
+The whole scene was perfectly dramatic.
+
+Burke's speeches, which were destined to become the honour of his age, and
+the delight of posterity, were sometimes negligently received by the house.
+His splendid prolixity, which was fitter for an assembly of philosophers
+than an English Parliament, sometimes wearied mere men of business, as
+much as his fine metaphysics sometimes perplexed them; and the man who
+might have sat between Plato and Aristotle, and been listened to with
+congenial delight by both, was often left without an audience. One night,
+when Selwyn was hurrying into the lobby with a crowd of members, a
+nobleman coming up asked him, "Is the house up?" "No," was the reply, "but
+Burke is."
+
+A model of fashionable life, Selwyn unhappily indulged in that vice which
+was presumed to be essential to the man of fashion. The early gaming
+propensities of Charles Fox are well known; he was ruined, estate,
+personal fortune, sinecures and reversions, and all, before he was five
+years in public life--ruined in every possible shape of ruin. There were
+times when he could not command a guinea in the world. Yet there were
+times when he won immensely. At one sitting he carried off L8000, but in a
+few more he lost L11,000. He was a capital whist player; and in the cool
+calculation of the clubs on such subjects, it was supposed that he might
+have made L4000 a-year, if he had adhered to this profitable direction of
+his genius. But, like many other great men, he mistook his forte, and
+disdained all but the desperation of hazard. There he lost perpetually and
+prodigiously, until he was stripped of every thing, and pauperised for
+life.
+
+It gives a strong conception of the universality of this vice, to find so
+timid and girlish a nature as the late William Wilberforce's initiated
+into the same career.
+
+"When I left the University," says Wilberforce, in his later reminiscences,
+"so little did I know of general society, that I came up to London stored
+with arguments to prove the authenticity of 'Rowley's Poems,' (the
+academic and pedantic topic of the day,) and now I was at once immersed in
+politics and fashion. The very first time I went to Boodle's, I won
+twenty-five guineas of the Duke of Norfolk. I belonged at this time to
+five clubs, Miles' and Evans', Brookes', Boodle's, White's, and
+Goosetree's. The first time I was at Brookes', scarcely knowing any one, I
+joined, from mere shyness, in play at the faro-table, where George Selwyn
+kept bank. A friend who knew my inexperience, and regarded me as a victim
+dressed out for sacrifice, called to me--'What, Wilberforce, is that you?'
+Selwyn quite resented the interference, and turning to him, said in his
+most expressive tone--'Oh, sir, don't interrupt Mr Wilberforce, he could
+not be better employed.' Nothing could be more harmonious than the style
+of those clubs--Fox, Sheridan, Fitzpatrick, and all your leading men
+frequented them, and associated upon the easiest terms. You either chatted,
+played at cards, or gambled, as you pleased."
+
+We have no idea of entering into any of the scandals of the time. The
+lives of all the men of fashion of that day were habitually profligate.
+The "Grand Tour" was of but little service to their morals, and Pope's
+sarcastic lines were but too true.
+
+ "He travell'd Europe round,
+ And gather'd every vice on foreign ground;
+ Till home return'd, and perfectly well-bred,
+ With nothing but a solo in his head;
+ Stolen from a duel, follow'd by a nun,
+ And, if a borough choose him--not undone."
+
+But this vice did not descend among the body of the people. It was limited
+to the idlers of high life, and even among them it was extinguished by the
+cessation of our foreign intercourse at the French revolution; or was at
+least so far withdrawn from the public eye, as to avoid offending the
+common decencies of a moral people.
+
+Selwyn was probably more cautious in his habits than his contemporaries,
+for he survived almost every man who had begun life with him; and he lived
+to a much greater age than the chief of the showy characters who rose into
+celebrity during his career. He died at the age of seventy-two, January 25,
+1791. He had long relinquished gaming, assigning the very sufficient
+reason, "It was too great a consumer of four things--time, health, fortune,
+and _thinking_." But what man of his day escaped the gout, and the natural
+termination of that torturing disease in dropsy? After seven years'
+suffering from both, with occasional intervals of relief, he sank at last.
+Walpole, almost the only survivor among his early friends, thus wrote on
+the day of his expected death:--"I have lost, or am on the point of losing,
+my oldest acquaintance and friend, George Selwyn, who was yesterday at the
+extremity. Those misfortunes, though they can be so but for a short time,
+are very sensible to the old: but him I loved, not only for his infinite
+wit, but for a thousand good qualities." He writes a few days after, "Poor
+Selwyn is gone; to my sorrow; and no wonder. Ucalegon feels it."
+
+Selwyn, with all his pleasantry, had evidently a quick eye for his own
+interest. He contrived to remain in parliament for half a century, and he
+gathered the emoluments of some half dozen snug sinecures. Among those
+were the Registrar of Chancery in Barbadoes, and surveyor-general of the
+lands. Thus he lived luxuriously, and died rich.
+
+Orator Henley is niched in an early part of this correspondence. The
+orator was known in the last century as a remarkably dirty fellow in his
+apparel, and still more so in his mind. He was the son of a gentleman, and
+had received a gentleman's education at St John's, Cambridge. There, or
+subsequently, he acquired Hebrew, and even Persian; wrote a tragedy on the
+subject of Esther, in which he exhibited considerable poetic powers; and
+finished his scholastic fame by a grammar of ten languages! On leaving
+college, he took orders, and became a country curate. But the decency of
+this life did not suit his habits, and he resolved to try his chance in
+London for fortune and fame. Opening a chapel near Newport market,
+Lincoln's-Inn-Fields, he harangued twice a-week, on theological subjects
+on Sundays, and on the sciences and literature on Wednesdays. The audience
+were admitted by a shilling ticket, and the butchers in the neighbourhood
+were for a while his great patrons. At length, finding his audience tired
+of common sense, he tried, like other charlatans since his day, the effect
+of nonsense. His manner was theatrical, his style eccentric, and his
+topics varied between extravagance and buffoonery. The history of such
+performances is invariably the same--novelty is essential, and novelty
+must be attained at all risks. He now professed to reform all literature,
+and all religion. But even this ultimately failed him. At length the
+butchers deserted him, and, falling from one disgrace to another, he sank
+into dirt and debauchery, and died in 1750 at the age of sixty-four,
+remembered in the world only by being pilloried in the Dunciad.
+
+ "Embrown'd with native bronze, lo! Henley stands,
+ Tuning his voice, and balancing his hands;
+ How fluent nonsense trickles from his tongue,
+ How sweet the periods neither said nor sung.
+ Still break the benches, Henley, with thy strain,
+ While Sherlock, Hare, and Gibson preach in vain."
+
+The orator's contribution consists but of two notes; the first to Selwyn--
+
+ "I dine at twelve all the year, but shall be glad to take a glass
+ with you at the King's Arms any day from four to six. If I have
+ disobliged Mr Parsons, (who I hear was with you,) or any of you
+ gentlemen, I never intended it, and ask your pardons. I shall be
+ proud to oblige my Lord Carteret, or you, or the rest, at any time.
+ Pray let them see this."
+
+ "J. HENLEY."
+
+There appears to have been some kind of riot at one of Henley's lectures,
+probably a rough burlesque of his manner, in which Selwyn, then a student
+of Oxford, made himself conspicuous. At least the letter is addressed to
+him.
+
+"I am accountable for the peace of my congregation; and among the rules
+and articles of my consent and conditions as owner and minister, one rule
+is, to go out directly, forfeiting what has been given, if any person
+cannot or will not preserve those conditions; for the smallest
+circumstance of disorder has been inflamed to the highest outrage. The
+bishop's nephew began something of the kind two months ago, and made me
+retribution; so have others, and I must send an attorney to warn them not
+to come whom I suspect hereafter. You have been at his sport before."
+
+We now come to a man of more importance, Richard Rigby, the "blushing
+Rigby" of Junius. He was the son of a linen-draper, who, as factor to the
+South Sea Company, acquired considerable property. This, however, his son,
+who had adopted public life as his pursuit, rapidly squandered in
+electioneering, in pleasure, and the irresistible vice of the time, play.
+Frederic, Prince of Wales, was the first object of all needy politicians,
+and Rigby for a while attached himself to this feeble personage with all
+the zeal of a prospective placeman. But the prince remained too long in
+opposition for the fidelity of courtiership, and Rigby glided over to the
+Duke of Bedford; who unquestionably exhibited himself a steady and zealous
+friend to his new adherent. The duke lent him money to pay his debts; gave
+him the secretaryship for Ireland on his appointment to the viceroyalty;
+gave him a seat in Parliament for Tavistock; was the means of his being
+made a privy counsellor; obtained for him a sinecure of L.4000 a-year; and
+at that period when most men are sincere, on his deathbed, appointed Rigby
+his executor, and cancelled his bond for the sum which he had originally
+lent to him.
+
+We know few instances of such steady liberality in public life, and the
+man who gave, and the man who received those munificent tokens of
+confidence, must have had more in them than the world was generally
+inclined to believe. The duke has been shot through and through by the
+pungent shafts of Junius: and Rigby was covered with mire throughout life
+by all the retainers of party. Yet both were evidently capable of strong
+friendship, and thus possessed the redeeming quality most unusual in the
+selfishness and struggles of political existence.
+
+Amongst official men, Rigby is recorded as one of the most popular
+personages of his time. One art of official popularity, and that too a
+most unfailing one, he adopted in a remarkable degree--he kept an
+incomparable table. Sir Robert Walpole, one of the shrewdest of men, had
+long preserved his popularity by the same means. Rigby's paymastership of
+the forces enabled him to support a splendid establishment, and it was his
+custom, after the debates in the House of Commons, to invite the ministers
+and the pleasantest men of the time, to supper at his apartments in
+Whitehall. His wines were exquisite, his cookery was of the most
+_recherche_ order; and by the help of a good temper, a broad laugh,
+natural joviality, and a keen and perfect knowledge of all that was going
+on round him in the world of fashion, he made his parties a delightful
+resource to the wearied minds of the Cabinet.
+
+Wraxall, a very pleasant describer of men and manners, thus sketches
+him:--"In Parliament he was invariably habited in a full-dress suit of
+clothes, commonly of a dark colour, without lace or embroidery, close
+buttoned, with his sword thrust through the pocket. His countenance was
+very expressive, but not of genius; still less did it indicate timidity or
+modesty. All the comforts of the pay-office seemed to be eloquently
+depicted in it; his manner, rough yet frank, admirably set off whatever
+sentiments he uttered in Parliament. Like Jenkinson, he borrowed neither
+from ancient nor modern authors; his eloquence was altogether his own,
+addressed not to the fancy, but to the plain comprehension of his hearers.
+There was a happy audacity about him, which must have been the gift of
+nature--art could not obtain it by any efforts. He seemed not to fear, nor
+even to respect, the House, whose composition he well knew; and to the
+members of which assembly he never appeared to give credit for any portion
+of virtue, patriotism, or public spirit. Far from concealing those
+sentiments, he insinuated, or even pronounced them, without disguise; and
+from his lips they neither excited surprise, nor even commonly awaked
+reprehension."
+
+But this flow of prosperity was to have its ebb. The jovial placeman was
+to feel the uncertainties of office; and on Lord North's resignation in
+1782, and the celebrated Edmund Burke's appointment to the paymastership,
+Rigby found himself suddenly called on for a considerable arrear. It had
+been the custom to allow the paymaster to make use of the balances in his
+hands until they were called for, and this formed an acknowledged and very
+important part of his income. But his expenses left him no resource to
+meet the demand. Whether fortunately or unfortunately, Sir Thomas Rumbold,
+the recalled governor of Madras, had just then returned to England, under
+investigation by the House of Commons for malpractices in his office. It
+was the rumour of the day that Rigby, on the advance of a large sum by
+Rumbold, had undertaken to soften the prosecution against him. Whether
+this were the fact or not, it is certain that the charges soon ceased to
+be pursued, and that Rigby's nephew and heir was soon after married to
+Rumbold's daughter. Rigby, who had never been married, died in 1788, in
+his sixty-seventh year.
+
+His letter to Selwyn, in 1745, is characteristic of the man and the time.
+"I am just got home from a cock match, where I have won forty pounds in
+ready money, and not having dined, am waiting till I hear the rattle of
+the coaches from the House of Commons, in order to dine at White's.
+
+"I held my resolution of not going to the Ridotto till past three o'clock,
+when, finding that nobody was willing to sit any longer but Boone, who was
+_not able_, I took, as I thought, the least of two evils, and so went
+there rather than to bed; but found it so infinitely dull, that I retired
+in half an hour. The next morning I heard that there had been extreme deep
+play, and that Harry Furnese went drunk from White's at six o'clock, and
+won the dear memorable sum of one thousand guineas.
+
+"I saw Garrick in _Othello_ that same night, in which, I think, he was
+very unmeaningly dressed, and succeeded in no degree of comparison with
+Quin, except in the second scene, where Iago gives the first suspicions of
+Desdemona."
+
+As the letter does not describe Garrick's dress, we can only suppose it to
+have been remarkably absurd, when it could have attracted the censure of
+any one accustomed to the stage in the middle of the last century. Nothing
+could be more ignorant, unsuitable, or unbecoming, that the whole system
+of theatrical costume. Garrick, for example, usually played Macbeth in the
+uniform of an officer of the Guards--scarlet coat, cocked hat, and
+regulation sword, were the exhibition of the Highland chieftain's wardrobe,
+and the period, too, when the Highland dress was perfectly known to the
+public eye. It must be acknowledged that we owe the reformation of the
+stage, in this important point, to the French. It was commenced by the
+celebrated Clairon, and perfected by the not less celebrated Talma.
+
+"I supped that night, _tete-a-tete_, with Metham, who was d----d angry
+with Hubby Bubby (Doddington) for having asked all the Musquetaires to
+supper but him. He went to sleep at twelve, and I to White's, where _I
+staid till six_. Yesterday I spent a good part of the day with my Lord
+Coke at a _cock match_; and went, towards the latter end of Quin's benefit,
+to Mariamne.
+
+"The coaches rattle by fast, and George brings me word the House is up,
+and I assure you I am extremely hungry."
+
+We now come to the name of a man who attained a considerable celebrity in
+his own time, but has almost dropped into oblivion in ours, Sir Charles
+Hanbury Williams. He was the third son of John Hanbury, Esq., a
+Monmouthshire gentleman, and took the name of Williams on succeeding to
+the property of his grandfather. His mother was aunt to George Selwyn.
+Entering Parliament early in life, he adopted the ministerial side, and
+was a steady adherent to Sir Robert Walpole. He had his reward in
+ministerial honours, being created a Knight of the Bath; and though Sir
+Robert died in 1745, Williams had so far established his court influence,
+that he was successively appointed envoy to Saxony, minister at Berlin,
+and ambassador at St Petersburg. He was a man of great pleasantry, some
+wit, and perpetual verse-making--the name of poetry is not to be stooped
+to such compositions as his; but their liveliness and locality, their
+application to existing times and persons, and their occasional hits at
+politics and principles, made both them and their author popular. But the
+fashionable language of the day had tendencies which would not now be
+tolerated; and Sir Charles, a fashionable voluptuary, is charged with
+having written what none should wish to revive. After a residence of ten
+years on the Continent, he fell into a state of illness which deranged his
+understanding. From this he recovered, but subsequently relapsed into the
+same unhappy state, and died, it was surmised, by his own hand in 1759.
+His letter details, in his own flighty style, one of the frolics of
+fashion.
+
+"The town-talk for some time past has been your child, (a note says
+'apparently the Honourable John Hobart, afterwards Earl of
+Buckinghamshire;') the moment you turned your back he flew out, went to
+Lady Tankerville's drum-major, (a rout,) having unfortunately dined that
+day with Rigby, who plied his head with too many bumpers, and also made
+him a present of some Chinese crackers. Armed in this manner, he entered
+the assembly, and resolving to do something that should make a noise, he
+gave a string of four and twenty crackers to Lady Lucy Clinton, and bid
+her put it in the candle, which she very innocently did, to her and the
+whole room's astonishment. But when the first went off she threw the rest
+upon the tea-table, where, one after the other, they all went off, with
+much noise and not a little stench, to the real joy of most of the women
+present, who don't dislike an opportunity of finding fault. Lady Lucy,
+indeed, was plentifully abused, and Mr Hobart had his share; and common
+fame says he has never had a card since. Few women will curtsy to him; and
+I question if he ever will lead any one to their chair again as long as he
+lives. I leave you to judge how deeply he feels this wound. Every body
+says it would never have happened if you had not retired to your studies;
+and you are a little blamed for letting him out alone. He has sunk his
+chairman's wages 5s. a-week upon this accident, and intends to turn them
+off in Passion week, because he then can go nowhere at all. All private
+houses are already shut against him, and at that holy time no public place
+is open."
+
+We have then some letters written in a time of great public anxiety, 1745.
+
+"All our forces are come from Flanders. The Pretender's second son (Henry
+Stuart, afterwards Cardinal of York) is come to Dunkirk, where it is said
+there are forty transports. The rebels, it is said, are very
+advantageously encamped between two rivers, and are fortifying their camp."
+
+Another hurried letter says.
+
+"An express arrives to-day, (Dec. 8th,) while his Majesty was at chapel,
+which brought an account of the rebels being close to Derby, and that the
+Duke of Cumberland was at Meredan, four miles beyond Coventry observing
+their motions."
+
+Another of the same date, six o'-clock at night, says, "The Tower guns
+have not fired to-day. A letter has been received, stating that the rebels
+had retreated towards Ashbourne."
+
+Walpole, in a letter to Sir Horace Mann, on the 9th repeats the news, and
+says, "The Highlanders got nine thousand pounds at Derby, and had the
+books brought to them, and obliged everybody to give them what they had
+subscribed against them. They then retreated a few miles, but returned
+again to Derby, got L10,000 more, and plundered the town; they are gone
+again, and got back to Leake in Staffordshire, but miserably harassed;
+they have left all their cannon behind them, and twenty waggons of sick."
+
+Nothing can give a stronger example of the changes which may take place in
+a country, than the different state of preparation for an invader,
+exhibited by England in 1745, and in little more than half a century after.
+On the threat of Napoleon's invasion, England exhibited an armed force of
+little less than a million, which would have been quadrupled in case of an
+actual descent. In 1745, the alarm was extravagant, and almost burlesque.
+The Pretender, with but a few thousand men--brave undoubtedly, but almost
+wholly unprovided for a campaign--marched into the heart of England, and
+reached within a hundred and thirty miles of the capital. But the
+enterprise was then felt to be wholly beyond his means. A powerful force
+under the Duke of Cumberland was already thrown between him and London.
+What was more ominous still, no man of English rank had joined him, London
+was firm, the Protestant feeling of the nation, though slowly excited, was
+beginning to be roused, by its recollection of the bigotry of James, and
+in England, this feeling will always be ultimately victorious. Even if
+Charles Edward had arrived in London, and seized the throne, he would have
+only had to commence a civil war against the nation. His retreat to the
+north saved England from this great calamity, and probably saved himself,
+and his adherents in both countries, from a more summary fate than that
+which drove his miserable and bigoted father from the throne.
+
+One of the chief contributors to this correspondence is George James
+Williams, familiarly styled Gilly Williams; a man of high life, uncle by
+marriage to the minister Lord North, and lucky in the possession of an
+opulent office--that of receiver-general of the excise. He, with George
+Selwyn and Dick Edgecumbe, who met at Strawberry Hill at certain seasons,
+formed what Walpole termed his out-of-town party. Life seems to have
+glided smoothly with him, for he lived till 1785, dying at the ripe age of
+eighty-six.
+
+He thus begins:--
+
+"Dear George--I congratulate you on the near approach of Parliament, and
+figure you before a glass at your rehearsals. I must intimate to you not
+to forget to begin closing your periods with a significant stroke of the
+breast, and recommend Mr Barry as a pattern, (the actor.)
+
+"You must observe, in letters from the country, every sentence begins with
+being either sorry or glad. Apropos, I am glad to hear B. Bertie (son of
+the Duke of Ancaster) is returned from Scarborough, having laid in such a
+stock of health and spirits by the waters, as to dedicate the rest of his
+days altogether to wine."
+
+In another letter he says--"I had almost forgot to tell you, that I rode
+near ten miles on my way home with the ordinary of Gloucester, and have
+several anecdotes of the late burnings and hangings, which I reserve for
+your own private ear. I do not know whether he was sensible you had a
+partiality for his profession; but he expressed the greatest regard for
+you, and I am sure you may command his services."
+
+Gilly writes from Crome, Lord Coventry's seat in Worcestershire--
+
+"Our life here for a while would not displease you, for we eat and drink
+well, and the Earl (Coventry) holds a faro-bank every night to us, which
+we have as yet plundered considerably.
+
+"I want to know where to find you, and how long you stay at your
+mansion-house; for it would not be pleasant to ride so far only to see
+squinting Jenny and the gardener at the end of my journey. I suppose we
+shall see you here, where you will find the Countess of Coventry in high
+spirits and in great beauty."
+
+We now come to a brief mention of two women, the most remarkable of their
+day for popular admiration, if not for finish and fashion--the Gunnings,
+afterwards Lady Coventry and the Duchess of Hamilton. They were the
+daughters of an Irish country gentleman, John Gunning, of Castle Coote in
+Ireland. On their first appearance at court in England, the elder was in
+her nineteenth, and the second in her eighteenth year. They appear to have
+excited a most unprecedented sensation in London. Walpole thus writes to
+Sir Horace Mann--
+
+"You, who knew England in other times, will find it difficult to conceive
+what indifference reigns with regard to ministers and their squabbles. The
+two Miss Gunnings are twenty times more the subject of conversation than
+the two brothers (the Pelhams) and Lord Granville. They are two Irish
+girls of no fortune, who are declared the handsomest women alive. I think
+there being two so handsome, and both such perfect figures, is their chief
+excellence, for, singly, I have seen much handsomer women than either.
+However, they can't walk in the Park, or go to Vauxhall, but such crowds
+follow them, that they are generally driven away." And this effect lasted;
+for, two months after, Walpole writes--"I shall tell you a new story of
+the Gunnings, who make more noise than any of their predecessors since the
+days of Helen. They went the other day to see Hampton Court. As they were
+going into the Beauty room, another company arrived, and the housekeeper
+said--'This way, ladies, here are the beauties,' the Gunnings flew into a
+passion, and asked her what she meant; they came to see the palace, not to
+be shown as sights themselves."
+
+To the astonishment, and perhaps to the envy, of the fashionable world,
+those two unportioned young women made the most splendid matches of the
+season. The Duke of Hamilton fell in love with the younger at a masquerade,
+and made proposals to her. The marriage was to take place within some
+months; but his passion was so vehement, that in two nights after he
+insisted on marrying her at the moment. Walpole tells us that he sent for
+a clergyman, who however refused to marry them without license or ring. At
+this period marriages were frequently performed in a very unceremonious
+and unbecoming manner. From the laxity of the law, they were performed at
+all hours, frequently in private houses, and sometimes even in jails, by
+pretended clergymen. The law, however, was subsequently and properly
+reformed. The duke and duchess are said to have been married with a
+curtain-ring, at half-past twelve-at night, at May Fair Chapel. This
+precipitated the marriage of Lord Coventry, a personage of a grave stamp,
+but who had long paid attention to the elder sister Maria. He married her
+about three weeks after. Except that we are accustomed to hear of the
+frenzy which seizes people in the name of fashion, we should scarcely
+believe the effect which those two women, handsome as they were, continued
+to produce. On the Duchess of Hamilton's presentation at Court on her
+marriage, the crowd was immense; and so great was the curiosity, that the
+courtly multitude got on the chairs and tables to look at her. Mobs
+gathered round their doors to see them get into their chairs; people
+crowded early to the theatres when they heard they were to be there. Lady
+Coventry's shoemaker is said to have made a fortune by selling patterns of
+her shoe; and on the duchess's going to Scotland, several hundred people
+walked about all night round the inn where she slept, on the Yorkshire
+road, that they might have a view of her as she went off next morning.
+
+Yet they appear to have been strangely neglected in their education;
+good-humoured and good-natured undoubtedly, but little better than hoydens
+after all. Lord Down met Lord and Lady Coventry at Calais, and offered to
+send her ladyship a tent-bed, for fear of bugs at the inn. "Oh dear!" said
+she, "I had rather be bit to death than lie one night from my dear Cov."
+
+She is, however, memorable for one _etourderie_, which amused the world
+greatly. Old George II., conversing with her on the dulness of the season,
+expressed a regret that there had been no masquerades during the year, the
+handsome rustic answered him, that she had seen sights enough, and the
+only one she wanted to see now was--"a coronation." The king, however,
+had the good sense to laugh, and repeated it good-humouredly to his circle
+at supper.
+
+Lady Coventry died a few years after of consumption, at the age of
+twenty-seven. It was said that her death was hastened by the habit of
+using white lead as a paint, the fashionable custom of the time. The Duke
+of Hamilton had died two years before, in 1758, and the duchess became
+subsequently the wife of Colonel John Campbell, afterwards Duke of Argyle.
+The narrative observes the remarkable circumstance, that the untitled
+daughter of an Irish commoner should have been the wife of two dukes and
+the mother of four. By her first husband she was the mother of James,
+seventh duke, and of Douglas, eighth duke, of Hamilton; and by her second
+husband, of William, sixth duke, and of Henry, seventh duke, of Argyle.
+The duchess, though at the time of Lady Coventry's illness supposed to be
+in a consumption, survived for thirty years, dying in 1790.
+
+Mason the poet commemorated Lady Coventry's death in a long elegy, which
+had some repute in those days, when even Hayley was called a poet. They
+are dawdling and dulcified to a deplorable degree.
+
+ "Yes, Coventry is dead; attend the strain,
+ Daughters of Albion, ye that, light as air,
+ So oft have trips in her fantastic train,
+ With hearts as gay, and faces half as fair;
+ For she was fair beyond your highest bloom;
+ This envy owns, since now her bloom is fled.
+ &c. &c. &c.
+
+We have then a sketch of a man of considerable celebrity in his day, Lord
+Sandwich. Educated at Eton and Cambridge; on leaving college, he made the
+then unusual exertion of a voyage round the Mediterranean, of which a
+volume was published by his chaplain on his return. Shortly after, taking
+his seat in the House of Lords, he came into ministerial employment as a
+Lord of the Admiralty. In 1746, he was appointed minister to the States
+General. And from that period, for nearly thirty years, he was employed in
+high public offices; was twice an ambassador, three times first Lord of
+the Admiralty, and twice Secretary of State. Lord Sandwich's personal
+character was at least accused of so much profligacy, that, if the charges
+be true, we cannot comprehend how he was suffered to retain employments of
+such importance for so many years. Wilkes, who had known him intimately,
+describes him, in his letters to the electors of Aylesbury, as "the most
+abandoned man of the age." He is even said not to have been a man of
+business; yet the Admiralty was a place which can scarcely be managed by
+an idler, and the Secretaryship of State, in this country, can never be a
+sinecure. He had certainly one quality which is remarkable for
+conciliation, and without which no minister, let his talents be what they
+may, has ever been personally popular; he was a man of great affability,
+and of shrewd wit. The latter was exhibited, in peculiarly cutting style,
+to Mr Eden, afterwards Lord Auckland. Eden, sagacious in his generation,
+had suddenly ratted to Pitt, adding, however, the monstrous absurdity of
+sending a circular to his colleagues by way of justification. Obviously,
+nothing could be more silly than an attempt of this order, which could
+only add their contempt for his understanding to their contempt for his
+conduct. Lord Sandwich's answer was in the most cutting spirit of scorn:--
+
+"Sir,--Your letter is now before me, and in a few minutes will be _behind
+me_."
+
+An unhappy circumstance brought Lord Sandwich with painful prominence
+before the world. A Miss Ray, a person of some attraction, had
+unfortunately lived under his protection for several years. It happened,
+however, that a young officer on the recruiting service, who had dined
+once or twice at Lord Sandwich's house in the country, thought proper to
+pay her some marked attentions, which, after allowing them, as it appears,
+to proceed to some extent, she suddenly declined. On this the officer,
+whose name was Hackman, and who was evidently of a fantastic and violent
+temperament, rushed from England in a state of desperation, flew over to
+Ireland, threw up his commission, and took orders in the church. But
+instead of adopting the quietude which would have been suitable for his
+new profession, the clerical robes seem to have made him more intractable
+than the military uniform. After some months of rambling and romance in
+Ireland, he rushed over to England again, resolving to conquer or die at
+her feet; but the lady still rejected him, and, being alarmed at his
+violence, threatened to appeal to Lord Sandwich. There are many
+circumstances in the conduct of this unfortunate man, amounting to that
+perversion of common sense which, in our times, is fashionably and
+foolishly almost sanctioned as monomania. But nothing can be clearer than
+the fact, that the most unjustifiable, dangerous, and criminal passion,
+may be pampered, until it obtains possession of the whole mind, and leads
+to the perpetration of the most atrocious offences against society. The
+modern absurdity is, to look, in the violence of the passion for the
+excuse of the crime; instead of punishing the crime for the violence of
+the passion. We might as well say, that the violences of a drunkard were
+more innocent the more furiously he was intoxicated; the whole being a
+direct encouragement to excessive guilt. The popular feeling of justice in
+the last century, however, was different; robbers and murderers were put
+to death as they deserved, and society was relieved without burlesquing
+the common understandings of man. Mr Hackman was a murderer, however he
+might be a monomaniac, and he was eventually hanged as he deserved. The
+trial, which took place in April 1779, excited the most extraordinary
+public curiosity. By the statement of the witnesses, it appeared that a Mr
+Macnamara, being in the lobby of Covent Garden Theatre when the audience
+were coming away, and seeing Miss Ray making her way with some difficulty
+through the crowd to her carriage, he went forward with Irish gallantry to
+offer her his arm, which she accepted; and as they reached the door of the
+carriage, a pistol was fired close to them, when Miss Ray clapped her hand
+to her forehead and fell, when instantly another pistol-report followed.
+He thought that she had fainted away through fright; but when he raised
+her up, he found that she was wounded, and assisted the people in carrying
+her into the Shakspeare Tavern; and on Hackman's being seized, and being
+asked what could possess him to be guilty of such a deed, his only answer
+was to give his name, and say, "It is not a proper place to ask such
+questions." It appeared in evidence, that Hackman had been waiting some
+time for Miss Ray's coming out of the theatre; that he followed her to the
+carriage door, and pulling out two pistols, fired one at the unfortunate
+woman, the ball of which went through her brain, and the other at himself,
+crying out as he fell, "Kill me--kill me!"
+
+Of course, after evidence like this, there could be no defence, and none
+as attempted. Hackman evidently wished to have died by his own hand; but
+having failed there, his purpose was to perish by the law, and plead
+guilty. However, on being brought to trial, he said that he now pleaded
+not guilty, that he might avoid the appearance of contemning death--an
+appearance not suitable to his present condition; that, on second thoughts,
+he had considered the plea of guilty as rendering him accessory to a
+second peril of his life; and that he thought that he could pay his debt
+more effectually to the justice of the country by suffering his offences
+to be proved by evidence, and submitting to the forms of a regular trial.
+This, though it was penitence too late, was at least decorous language.
+His whole conduct on the trial showed that, intemperate as his passions
+were, he possessed abilities and feelings worthy of a wiser career, and a
+less unhappy termination. Part of his speech was even affecting.
+
+"I stand here this day," he said, "the most wretched of human beings, and
+confess myself criminal in a high degree; yet while I acknowledge, with
+shame and repentance, that my determination against my own life was formal
+and complete, I protest, with that regard which becomes my situation, that
+the will to destroy her who was ever dearer to me than life, was never
+mine till a momentary frenzy overpowered me, and induced me to commit the
+deed I deplore. Before this dreadful act, I trust, nothing will be found
+in the tenor of my life which the common charity of mankind will not
+excuse. I have no wish to avoid the punishment which the laws of my
+country appoint for my crime; but being already too unhappy to feel a
+punishment in death, or a satisfaction in life, I submit myself with
+penitence and patience to the disposal and judgment of Almighty God, and
+to the consequences of this enquiry into my conduct and intentions."
+
+After a few minutes' consultation, the jury returned a verdict of guilty,
+and he was executed two days after. It is surprising how strong an
+interest was felt on this subject by persons of every condition; by the
+populace, who loved excitement from whatever quarter it may come; by the
+middle order, to whom the romance of the early part of the transaction and
+the melancholy catastrophe were subjects of natural impression; and by the
+nobility, to whom the character of Miss Ray and the habits of Lord
+Sandwich were equally known.
+
+The Earl of Carlisle thus writes to Selwyn, beginning with a sort of
+customary allusion to Selwyn's extraordinary fondness for those displays:--
+
+"Hackman, Miss Ray's murderer, is hanged. I attended his execution in
+order to give _you_ an account of his behaviour, and from no curiosity of
+my own. I am this moment returned from it. Every one enquired after you.
+_You have friends_ every where. The poor man behaved with great fortitude;
+no appearances of fear were to be perceived, but very evident signs of
+contrition and repentance."
+
+A novel, of some pathos and considerable popularity, was founded on this
+unhappy transaction, and "The Letters of Mr Hackman and Miss Ray" long
+flourished in the circulating libraries. But the groundwork was vulgar,
+mean, and vicious, after all; and, divested of that colouring which
+imagination may throw on any event, was degrading and criminal in all its
+circumstances. The shame of the wretched woman herself, living in a state
+of open criminality from year to year; the grossness of Hackman in his
+proposal to make this abandoned woman his wife; the strong probability
+that his object might have been the not uncommon, though infinitely vile
+one, of obtaining Lord Sandwich's patronage, by relieving him of a
+connexion of which that notorious profligate, after nine years, might be
+weary--all characterise the earlier portion of their intercourse as
+destitute of all pretence to honourable feelings. The catastrophe is
+merely the work of an assassin. If there may be some slight allowance for
+overwhelming passion, for suddenly excited jealousy, or for remediless
+despair, yet those impulses act only to the extent of inflicting injury on
+ourselves. No love ever seeks the death of its object. It is then mere
+ruffianism, brute cruelty, savage fury; and even this becomes more the act
+of a ruffian, when the determination to destroy is formed in cold blood.
+Hackman carried two loaded pistols with him to the theatre. What other man
+carried loaded pistols there? and what could be his purpose but the one
+which he effected, to fire them both, one at the wretched woman, and the
+other at himself? The clear case is, that he was neither more nor less
+than a furious villain, resolved to have the life of a profligate
+milliner's apprentice, who preferred Lord Sandwich's house and carriage,
+to Mr Hackman's hovel and going on foot. We shall find that all similar
+acts originate in similar motives--lucre, licentiousness, and rage--the
+three stimulants of the highwayman, the debauchee, and the ruffian; with
+only the distinction, that, in the case of those who murder when they
+cannot possess, the three criminalities are combined.
+
+Even with the execution of the criminal, the excitement did not cease. The
+papers of the day tell us, that when the body was conveyed to the
+surgeon's hall, so great a crowd was assembled, and the efforts to obtain
+entrance were so violent, that caps, gowns, wigs, were torn and cast away
+in all directions. Old and young, men, women, and children, were trampled
+in the multitude. In the afternoon, the crowd diminished, and several
+persons of the better order made their way in, but with not a less
+vexatious result; for, on reaching the staircase leading to the theatre,
+they found themselves saluted with a shower from some engine worked under
+the staircase. This was rather a rough mode of tranquillizing public
+excitement, but seems to have been effectual. It was probably a trick of
+some of the young surgeons, and excited great indignation at the time.
+Hackman was but four-and-twenty, and rather a striking figure.
+
+The letters to which we have alluded, entitled "Love and Madness,"
+attracted attention in higher quarters, and even perplexed the
+fastidiousness of Walpole himself. In one of his letters of March 1780, he
+thus writes:--"Yesterday was published an octavo, pretending to contain
+the correspondence of Hackman and Miss Ray. I doubt whether the letters
+are genuine, and yet, if fictitious, they are executed well, and enter
+into his character. This appears less natural, and yet the editors were
+certainly more likely to be in possession of hers than his. It is not
+probable that Lord Sandwich should have sent what he found in her
+apartments to the press; no account is pretended to be given of how they
+came to light."
+
+After having thus puzzled the dilettanti, it transpired that it was
+written by Sir Herbert Croft, Bart.
+
+Another singular character, who, in connexion with one still more singular,
+remarkably occupied the ear and tongue of the _beau monde_ of his day, is
+introduced in these volumes. This was Augustus John, Earl of Bristol,
+third son of John, Lord Hervey, by the beautiful Mary Lepel. He entered
+the sea service at an early age, and prospered as the sons of men of rank
+prospered in those days, being made a post-captain in 1747, when he was
+but three and twenty years old. Promotion was heaped upon him, and he was
+rapidly advanced to the rank of vice-admiral and colonel of marines. He
+was, however, said to be a brave and skilful officer. More good fortune
+was in store for him; he was placed in the king's household, was a member
+of Parliament, was appointed one of the Lords of the Admiralty, and
+finally rounded the circle of his honours by succeeding to the earldom of
+Bristol. The history of his wife is a continued adventure. Miss Chudleigh,
+maid of honour to the Princess of Wales, had, immediately on her
+appearance at court, become the observed of all observers. She was
+regarded as one of the most beautiful women of her time, was remarkably
+quick and witty in her conversation, of a most capricious temper and a
+most fantastic imagination--all qualities which naturally rendered her a
+topic in every circle of the country. The circumstances of her marriage
+rendered her if possible, still more a topic. On a visit at the house of a
+relation, she met Lord Bristol, then but a lieutenant in the navy, and
+plain Mr Hervey, and disregarding all the formalities of high life, they
+were privately married at Lainston, in Northamptonshire. They were,
+however, separated the very next day, the lady declaring her determination
+never to see her husband's face again. This, of course, produced an ample
+fund of conversation of every kind; but the lady returned to court, and
+the gentleman returned to his ship, and went to sea. However, they met
+again, and the result was, she became a mother. From her determination to
+keep her marriage secret, she retired for her accouchement to a secluded
+spot in Chelsea, where her child was born, and where it soon after died.
+
+It may easily be supposed, that the sudden disappearance of so conspicuous
+a person from the most conspicuous society, must have given rise to
+rumours and ridicule of every kind. She returned to court nevertheless,
+and constantly denying her marriage, fought it out with the effrontery
+which is so easily forgiven, in fashionable life, to youth, wit, and
+beauty.
+
+Yet she could not quite escape the flying shafts of wit herself. One day
+after her return, meeting the memorable Lord Chesterfield--"Think, my
+lord," said she, with an air of indignation, "to what lengths the
+scandalous chronicle will go, when it absolutely says that I have had
+twins." "My dear," said Lord Chesterfield, "I make it a rule never to
+believe above half what the world says."
+
+She now received the attentions of many suitors, extraordinary as the
+circumstance may be, when the mystery of her own conduct and the surmises
+of the public are considered; and, to make assurance doubly sure, she
+determined to extinguish all proof of her hasty marriage. Ascertaining
+that the clergyman who had married her was dead, she went to Lainston
+church, and contrived to carry away the entry of her marriage from the
+register. Some time after this, Miss Chudleigh (for she never would take
+her husband's name) married the Duke of Kingston. It was strongly asserted,
+though the circumstance is so dishonourable that it can scarcely be
+believed, that the silence of the real husband was purchased by the
+advance of a large sum of money from the pretended one. The marriage
+remained undisturbed until the death of the duke. She then came into
+possession of his very large disposable property, and traveled in great
+pomp to Rome; but the duke's nephew and heir, having his suspicious of the
+fact excited, commenced proceedings against the duchess for bigamy. She
+was tried before her peers in Westminster hall, and found guilty of the
+offence, in April 1776; but by claiming the privilege of peerage, she was
+discharged on payment of the usual fees.
+
+It is scarcely possible to believe that a man of the rank and profession
+of Lord Bristol, could have been base enough to connive at his wife's
+marriage with the Duke of Kingston. But there can be no question, that in
+the prevalent opinion of the time, he had even taken a large sum of money
+for the purpose. In one of Walpole's letters, subsequently to the trial,
+he says, "if the Pope expects his duchess back, he must create her one,
+for her peers have reduced her to a countess. Her folly and her obstinacy
+here appear in the full vigour, at least her faith in the ecclesiastical
+court, trusting to the infallibility of which she provoked this trial in
+the face of every sort of detection. The living witness of the first
+marriage, a register of it fabricated long after by herself, the widow of
+the clergyman who married her, many confidants to whom she had entrusted
+the secret, and even Hawkins, the surgeon, privy to the birth of the child,
+appeared against her. The Lords were tender, and would not probe the
+earl's collusion; but the ecclesiastical court, who so readily accepted
+their juggle, and sanctified the second match, were brought to shame--they
+care not if no reformation follows. The duchess, who could produce nothing
+else in her favour, tried the powers of oratory, and made a long oration,
+in which she cited the protection of her late mistress, the Princess of
+Wales. Her counsel would have curtailed this harangue; but she told them
+they might be good lawyers, but did not understand speaking to the
+passions. She concluded her rhetoric with a fit, and retired with rage
+when convicted of the bigamy."
+
+The charge to which Walpole alludes, was, that the earl had given her a
+bond for L.30,000 not to molest her; but as there was no proof, this gross
+charge certainly has no right to be implicitly received. Still it is
+unaccountable why he should have suffered her to have married the Duke of
+Kingston without any known remonstrance, and why he should have allowed
+her to retain the title of the duke's widow until the rightful heir
+instituted the proceedings. The earl died in 1779, within three years from
+the trial.
+
+Among the characters which pass through this magic-lantern, is Topham
+Beauclerk, so frequently mentioned, and mentioned with praise, in
+Boswell's _Johnson_. He seems to have been a man of great elegance of
+manner, and peculiarity of that happy talent of conversation whose wit
+seems to be spontaneous, and whose anecdotes, however _recherche_, seem to
+flow from the subject. "Every thing," remarked Johnson, "comes from
+Beauclerk so easily, that it appears to me that I labour when I say a good
+thing."
+
+Beauclerk was the only son of Lord Sydney Beauclerk, a son of Charles,
+first Duke of St Albans. He was educated at Trinity College, Oxford, and,
+from the moment of his entering fashionable life, was remarked for the
+elegance of manner, and the liveliness of conversation, which continued to
+be his distinctions to the close of his career. Unfortunately, the fashion
+of the time not only allowed, but seems to have almost required, an
+irregularity of life which would tarnish the character of any man in our
+more decorous day. His unfortunate intercourse with Viscountess
+Bolingbroke, better known by her subsequent name of Lady Diana Beauclerk,
+produced a divorce, and in two days after a marriage. She was the eldest
+daughter of Charles, the second Duke of Marlborough, and was in early life
+as distinguished for her beauty, as in later years she was for her wit.
+
+Johnson in his old age became acquainted with Topham Beauclerk, through
+their common friend, Langton, and even the sage and moralist acknowledged
+the captivation of his manners. "What a coalition!" said Garrick, when he
+heard of their acquaintance, "I shall have my old friend to bail out of
+the roundhouse." But whatever might be the elegance of his companion's
+laxity, Johnson did not hesitate to rebuke him. Beauclerk, like wits in
+general, had a propensity to satire, on which Johnson once took him to
+task in this rough style--"You never open your mouth but with the
+intention to give pain; and you have now given me pain, not from the power
+of what you have said, but from my seeing the intention." At another tine,
+applying to him that line of Pope's, slightly altered, he said--
+
+ 'Thy love of folly, and thy scorn of fools;'
+
+everything you do shows the one, and every thing you say the other."
+
+Another rather less intelligible rebuke occurred in his saying, "Thy body
+is all vice and thy mind all virtue." As the actions of the body proceed
+from the mind, it is difficult to conceive how the one can be impure
+without the other. At least Beauclerk did not appear to relish the
+distinction, and he was angry at the phrase. However, Johnson's attempt to
+appease him was a curious specimen of his magniloquence. "Nay, sir,
+Alexander the Great, marching in triumph into Babylon, could not have
+desired to have had more said to him."
+
+Topham Beauclerk had two daughters by Lady Diana, one of whom became Lady
+Pembroke. He died at his house in Great Russell Street, then a place of
+fashion, in 1780, in his 41st year.
+
+Selwyn's seat, Matson, in Gloucestershire, received some pretty historical
+reminiscences. One of Walpole's letters to Bentley, thus speaks of a visit
+to his friend's villa in the autumn of 1753.
+
+"I staid two days at George Selwyn's house, which lies on Robin Hood's
+hill. It is lofty enough for an Alp, yet is a mountain of turf to the very
+top, has woods scattered all over it, springs that long to be cascades in
+twenty places; and from the summits it beats even Sir George Littleton's
+views, by having the city of Gloucester at its foot, and the Severn
+widening to the horizon. The house is small but neat; King Charles (the
+First,) lay here at the siege, and the Duke of York, with typical fury,
+hacked and hewed the windows of his chamber, as a memorandum of his being
+there. The fact however being, that both the princes, Charles and James,
+who were then mere boys, remained at Matson--a circumstance frequently
+mentioned to Selwyn's grandfather by James II., observing:--'My brother
+and I were generally shut up in a chamber on the second floor during the
+day, where you will find that we have left the marks of our confinement
+inscribed with our knives on the ledges of all the windows."'
+
+The house must have been quite a treasure to Walpole, for he found in it a
+good picture of the famous Earl of Leicester, which he had given to Sir
+Francis Walsingham; and what makes it very curious, Walpole observes his
+age is marked on it fifty-four, in 1752. "I had never been able to
+discover before in what year he was born, and here is the very flower-pot
+and counterfeit association for which Bishop Sprat was taken up, and the
+Duke of Marlborough sent to the Tower."
+
+It is, however, by no means clear, that this was a "counterfeit
+association," though Walpole abandons his usual scepticism on all
+disputable points with such facility. The "association" was a plot to
+bring back that miserable blockhead and bigot, James II., said to be
+signed by Marlborough, the Bishop of Rochester, Lords Salisbury, Cornberry,
+and Sir Basil Firebrace. On the information of one Young, the draft of the
+plot was found in a flower-pot in the Bishop's house at Bromley. But
+fortunately the days of royal terror had passed by. The crown was strong
+enough to treat conspiracy with contempt, and the affair was suffered to
+fall into oblivion. Yet it is now so notorious that many of the highest
+persons in the state were tampering with the exiled family, that the plot
+is rendered sufficiently probable. There seems to have been some political
+infatuation connected with the name of the Stuarts. Though, excepting the
+bravery of Charles I. and the pleasantry of Charles II., they all were
+evidently the dullest, most mulish, and most repulsive of mankind; yet
+many brave men periled their lives to restore them, and many men of great
+distinction hazarded their safety to correspond with them. The "Stuart
+Correspondence" was less a breach of loyalty than a libel on the national
+understanding.
+
+On the whole, these volumes are interesting, in many parts--very much so.
+The editor has evidently done his best to illustrate and explain. But can
+he not discover any remnant of the letters of Selwyn himself? he might
+then remove the objection to his title, and please all readers together.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+NEWS FROM AN EXILED CONTRIBUTOR.
+
+
+ MELBOURNE, PORT PHILIP,
+ NEW SOUTH WALES, _July_ 1, 1843.
+
+ BELOVED AND REV. CHRISTOPHER,
+
+
+You have been pleased many times, in very decided terms, to express your
+ever-to-be-respected conviction that I should eventually come to something;
+haply to the woolsack--possibly to the gallows; from which prophetic
+sentiment, I have naturally inferred that my genius was rare, and that
+your eagle eye had discovered it.
+
+Before my letter reaches your generous shores, twelve months will have
+elapsed, most reverend Christopher, since we parted in the Hibernian city.
+Then we were as near to one another as firmly grasped hands could render
+us; now sixteen thousand miles effectually divide us; and whilst I sit
+silently wishing you ages of health and mortal happiness, the mercury of
+my thermometer stands lazily at freezing point, whereas your own sprightly
+quicksilver rushes up to 92. All things tell me of our separation. We
+sailed, as you will find by referring to your pocket-book--for you made a
+memorandum at the time--on the 14th day of November last from Cork;
+sighted Madeira--about thirty miles abreast--in eight days, and out of
+sight of it on the 22d. A fine fair wind was sent to us, and we crossed
+the Line, all well, on the 14th of December; then steering pretty far to
+westward, we luckily caught the trade-wind, and rounded the Cape in a good
+gale on the 15th of January. And here it came on to blow right earnestly;
+but we kept the gale for about eight days on our larboard quarter, and we
+scudded on our course at a fearful rate. Our mizen mast was carried
+away--both our mainsails split--and we smashed a few spars, and lost some
+running gear; nothing more serious happened, save the loss of as fine a
+young fellow as ever trode shoe-leather--a seaman. He was caught sharply
+by one of the ropes that gave way, and it carried him overboard like a
+feather. We saw him drop--the sea was running mountains high--we could
+render him no assistance; and he perished under our very eyes. The wind,
+fortunately for us, continued on either quarter of our ship; and it is a
+remarkable fact, and deserving of notice, that, during the whole of our
+voyage, we had occasion only _to put the ship about_ TWICE. We cast anchor
+in Hobson's Bay, Port Philip on the morning of the 21st of February,
+having made our voyage in the short space of ninety-nine days, and the
+land within a quarter of an hour of the captain's reckoning. The events of
+the passage may be given _paucis verbis_. We had nine _accouchements_ in
+the steerage amongst the emigrants, some of them premature from violent
+sea-sickness, and seven deaths--all children.
+
+Our deaths, as I have said, were confined to the children. The adults kept
+free from fever; an astonishing fact, when the confinement and closeness of
+a steerage birth is taken into account. The voyage was agreeable. We were
+good friends in the cabin. The captain, a prudent, temperate man, took his
+three glasses of grog per diem, and no more; the first at noon, the second
+at dinner, the third and last at _"turn-in_." Your obedient servant, ever
+mindful of your strict injunctions, and of your eloquent discourse on
+sobriety and self-denial, and believing that he could not do better than
+regulate his watch according to the captain's chronometer, followed
+precisely the same rule. We maintained a glorious state of health after
+the first week; and if all future voyagers would do the same, let them
+neither eat nor drink aboard ship to the full extent of their appetites.
+This is simple advice, but I reckon it the first great secret which my
+nomadic experience enables me to put down for the benefit of my
+fellow-creatures; especially on board of a ship, _leave off with an
+appetite._ We passed our time--not having the fear of the Ancient Mariner
+before our eyes--in shooting albatrosses, Cape pigeons, and the like; in
+picking up a porpoise, a bonnitta, or a dolphin. Books, backgammon, and
+whist, filled up the measure of the day. _Mem_.--had we been favoured with
+less wind, we should have got more porpoises. We speared
+many--_first-raters_; but the speed at which we cut along, prevented our
+securing them.
+
+But we have cast anchor. The harbour of Hobson's Bay is a splendid inlet
+of the sea. The bay is very narrow at the entrance, but the moment you get
+past the Heads, it extends to a breadth of eight or ten miles, and to a
+length of twenty-two miles, from the mouth to the anchoring place. The
+land around the bay is flat and sandy, and covered with wood almost to the
+water's edge. The tree there resembles our common mountain fir: it is
+exactly like it in the bark; but it is called by the settlers, _the
+she-oak_. I reckon it to be the beef-tree, for it has its appearance when
+cut up, is hard, and takes a beautiful polish. Inland, this wood grows to
+a considerable height and thickness; but the principal part of the
+interior is thickly covered with the various species of the gum and
+peppermint trees, many of them of a singularly large growth: but more of
+the interior anon. Immediately opposite to the anchorage ground, there is
+a pretty little town called _Williamstown_, in which the water-police
+magistrate, an old seafaring gentleman, Captain ----, has his residence.
+The gallant captain has enough to do with the jolly tars, who invariably
+attempt to cut and run as soon as they have got here. A sailor
+misconducting himself on the voyage, has at least two months' reflection
+in the jail of Williamstown, commencing immediately upon his arrival. The
+news of this prison establishment will probably reach England before my
+letter. Should it be spoken of in your presence, say that it has been
+found absolutely necessary for the protection of shipmasters, and that an
+act was passed accordingly for its erection. _Gordon law_, so called after
+the first magistrate, is proverbial, and very summary. Every fellow found
+drunk gets two hours in the stocks, and he becomes sober there much sooner
+than if he had been simply fined five shillings.
+
+The town of Melbourne is beautifully situated on the face of a hill, in
+the hollow of which runs the noble river called the _Yarra-Yarra_, words
+which signify in the native language, _"flowing constantly."_ It is
+distinguished by its title from the large majority of rivers, which are
+nearly _still_, and which, after extending only for a mile or two, form at
+length a species of swamp. Such rivers are generally styled _lagoons_. The
+_Yarra-Yarra_ is navigable up to the town of Melbourne for ships of a
+large size--say 400 tons; but the seven miles of distance being circuitous,
+and the banks of sand at the mouth of the river occasionally shifting, the
+larger class of ships generally remain at the anchorage ground in the bay,
+and discharge by common lighters. At the present moment, from twenty to
+thirty very large ships are riding in the bay. A pretty little steamer
+plies three times a-day between the towns of Melbourne and
+Williamstown--price five shillings, up and down. Another steamer, "The Sea
+Horse," plies between Melbourne and Sydney once a fortnight; the passage
+is made in three days, and the fares L12 for cabin, L6 for steerage. The
+communication is a vast accommodation to this district. The steamer is in
+private hands, and did not answer at first; she now carries the mail, and
+promises to turn out a profitable _spec_. The coast is very dangerous, and
+at _every_ season of the year liable to very violent gales. Even in the
+bay the squalls are sudden, violent, and dangerous, and many lives are
+lost for want of proper precaution and care, on board of small boats. Only
+yesterday, my friend, Mr G----, and three men, were out in a pleasure boat;
+in five minutes they were swept off to leeward, the boat was upset, and
+they were all drowned.
+
+Melbourne is perhaps the most surprising place in her Majesty's dominions.
+Nothing, in the history of colonization, approaches her as regards the
+rapidity of advancement and extent. Six years ago there were not twenty
+British subjects on the spot, and at the present hour, Melbourne and its
+suburbs boast of a population of ten thousand souls. There are already
+built four splendid edifices for public worship--Episcopalians,
+Presbyterians, Wesleyans, and Independents, are provided for--and there is
+in addition a very large Roman Catholic chapel in the course of erection.
+There are three banks all doing excellently well--"The Australasian," "The
+Union Bank of Australia," and "Port Philip's Bank"--and there is yet a
+good field for another, under prudent management. The rate of discount is
+L10 per cent; and the interest given on deposit accounts L7 per cent. The
+common rate of interest, given with good mortgage security, is L20 per
+cent; and in some instances, where a little risk is taken, L25 and L30.
+Bills past due at the bank, are charged L12 per cent. A court of law (by
+act of Council) allows L8 per cent on all bills sued upon, with a
+discretionary power of extending the rate to L12 per cent, to cover any
+damage or loss sustained. There are two Club houses, a Royal Exchange, and
+some very large buildings for stores. A spacious new jail is building in a
+most commodious situation, and a public court house will soon follow; the
+one existing being but small and temporary. The new customhouse, which has
+been completed since my arrival is a fine building, and forms one side of
+the Market Square. In front of this, and about four hundred yards distant,
+stands the wharf. Melbourne rejoices likewise in its theatre, or, as it is
+called, "_pavilion_," which place of amusement, however, the governor does
+not think proper to license. His refusal is, I believe, very properly
+founded upon the questionable condition of the morals of the great body of
+the population. Two hours at the police-office any morning, afford a
+stranger a tolerably clear insight into this subject generally, and
+acquaint him particularly with the over-night deportment of the
+Melbournese. The police magistrate holds any thing but a sinecure. We have
+three newspapers in Melbourne, namely, _The Patriot_, _The Herald_, and
+_Gazette_, each published twice a-week; the first on Monday and Thursday,
+the second on Tuesday and Friday, the third on Wednesday and Saturday; so
+that we have a newspaper every day. The advertisements are numerous and
+varied in matter. I have heard upon good authority that the proprietor of
+any one of these journals draws at least L4000 to L5000 per annum from the
+profits of them. It is not difficult to account for these enormous gains.
+Every thing here is sold by auction, and the advertisements are in
+consequence more numerous than they would otherwise be. An auctioneer
+alone, in good business, will pay each of the papers about L1000 per annum
+for printing and advertising his numerous sales. We have a supreme court
+with a suitable establishment of officers. John Walpole Willis, Esq., was
+resident judge. He is now amongst you, for, by the slip which carries this
+letter, he starts for England, circumstances having occurred that render
+it necessary for him to vindicate in person a character which requires no
+vindication. The people of Melbourne part with the upright and learned
+judge with infinite regret, softened only by the certain hope they
+entertain of his immediate return. The resident judge holds civil courts
+as in England during the several terms, and criminal courts of general
+jail-delivery every month. The pleadings are conducted by barristers at
+law, who have been duly admitted in England, Ireland, Scotland, or Isle of
+Man. The agents or attorneys and solicitors are those duly admitted at
+Sydney, at courts of Westminster in England, High Courts in Ireland, and
+_writers to her Majesty's Signet in Scotland_. Others who may have served
+a regular apprenticeship of not less than five years to any such agent,
+after undergoing a necessary examination, are likewise suffered to
+practise as attorneys. The supreme court has been established about twelve
+months. Before that time all suits were carried on in Sydney. Conveyances
+of land may be prepared by any one, and, before professional men appeared
+amongst the settlers, there were some rare specimens of deeds in this
+branch of English law. Now they are of course better--and those to which I
+have adverted have fortunately paved the way for endless litigation. We
+have a sprinkling of military and mounted police; two very large steam
+mills for grinding flour and sawing timber; and in a word, all the
+concomitants of a large and flourishing city. I should, however, except
+the public streets. These are still unpaved, and consequently in wet
+weather, in some places, impassable, and in dry weather insufferably dusty.
+I have spoken of the sudden squalls which arise often in the Bay. Whilst
+one of these prevails, clouds of dust are carried from the streets so
+dense that you cannot see half a yard before you. If you are exposed to
+the whirlwind, and chance to wear clothes of a dark colour, you issue from
+it with the appearance of a man who has been confined in a mill for a week.
+A house of furniture well cleaned in the morning, looks at dinner-time as
+if it had been coated with dirt for a twelvemonth. Should there be a
+sudden mortality among the ladies of Port Philip, it will undoubtedly be
+occasioned by this warfare with the dirt, which is carried forward day
+after day without any prospect of retreat on either side.
+
+Having read thus far, you will very likely tap the floor impatiently with
+your foot, and say--if you have not said it already--"Well, but what is
+the fellow about himself?" Patience, gentle Christopher. I will tell you
+now. Upon my arrival with a pocket, as you are aware, not very
+inconveniently laden, I kept of course "my eye ahead" for any thing
+suitable in the farming way; sheep-stock or cattle. But it would not do.
+_Capital_ was required to get a sheep-station, and employment as an
+overseer, in consequence of the depression that existed in the markets
+_for all kinds of stock_, altogether hopeless. No man is idle here longer
+than he can help it, unless he have the wherewithal to look to; and there
+are fifty modes of gaining bread here, if a man will turn to them? What
+could a briefless barrister do better than throw himself upon the law? I
+smelled out the attorneys to begin with. The first with whom I came in
+contact was one Mr ----, from a northern county in England. He had been
+here only three years, and was already rattling about in his carriage. He
+arrived without a shoe to his foot, or a sixpence in his pocket. Another
+was my old and respected friend Mr ----, writer to the signet, of
+Edinburgh, who had been here about eighteen months, was living like a
+gentleman, and on the point of entering a fine new dwelling-house, which
+he had himself erected out of his own honourable gains. Upon him I waited,
+and from his kindness I obtained all the information I stood in need of;
+and not only this, but immediate profitable employment in his office,
+which, with his leave, I hold until something offers--whether I shall
+claim admission as attorney, solicitor, and proctor, as some have done
+before me, or resort to my old calling of advocate, is as yet an undecided
+question. I am now in the receipt of more than is necessary for
+subsistence, and I shall look before I leap. The rents of houses are
+extravagantly high. The poorest tradesmen pay fifteen shillings a-week for
+his small house--and he must pay it weekly; the better class of tradesmen
+pay twenty and twenty-five shillings, and the higher class from two to
+four pounds a-week; for a petty dwelling containing only three rooms and a
+kitchen. A small brick cottage held by a friend of mine, and consisting of
+sitting-room, bed-room, servant's room, and kitchen, is considered a great
+bargain at a hundred pounds per annum. The hours of business are limited
+with strictness to seven--_videlicit_, from nine in the morning until four
+P.M. You are your own master after four o'clock, and need fear no
+business-calls or interruptions. Whilst business, however, is going on,
+the excitement and bustle compel me to regard Cheapside on a Saturday
+afternoon, as a place of great quietness and an agreeable promenade.
+Fellows are riding as hard as they can tear from one end of the town to
+the other--cattle are driving to and fro--bullock-drays are crowding from
+the interior with wood--auctions are eternally at work--settlers are
+coming from their stations, or getting their provisions in. Tradesmen and
+mercantile men are hurry-skurrying with their orders. A vast amount of
+work is done up to four o'clock, and afterwards all is silence, and the
+place looks unlike nothing so much as itself; and yet, notwithstanding all
+this bustle, _money_ is altogether out of the question. From what exact
+cause or series of causes, I cannot tell you now--but the fact is certain
+that the mercantile community here is nearly _bankrupt_. There is a glut
+of goods, a superabundance of every thing in the market. It has been
+wrongfully supposed in England that every thing would sell here, and the
+consequence has been that an overflow of every kind of commodity has
+poured in upon us. The supply has doubled and trebled the demand. Upon the
+first establishment of these settlements the wants of the people were of
+course many, and their prices for stock were so good, and their
+speculations in land so profitable and bright, that they could afford the
+indulgence of a luxury, no matter what price was asked to purchase it. It
+is very different _now_. The staple commodity of this colony is wool. Well,
+so long as all the stations or sheep-runs continued unoccupied, and new
+settlers arrived, the price of sheep kept naturally very high; but every
+station that can command a due supply of water, is now in occupation, and
+consequently the demand for stock has ceased. Sheep, which three years ago
+sold for twenty-five and eighteen shillings, command now, for first
+quality, eight shillings and sixpence only; ordinary quality, six
+shillings; and middling as low as five shillings. For cash sale by
+sheriff-warrant, I have seen beautiful ewes, free from all disease--2000
+of them--sold for two and sixpence each! Cattle three years ago sold for
+ten, twelve, and sometimes fifteen pounds per head. At this moment they
+are so plentiful that I could purchase a drove of fat cattle, two to three
+hundred head--and some of them weighing eighty stone--for eight pounds a
+beast, and that on credit too by approved bill at four months' date. Such
+are a few of the reasons why a damper has come over the Port Philip market,
+reducing amongst other things the price of wages by nearly a third.
+Emigrants continue to pour in, and they stare and are grievously
+disappointed at the rate of wages, so very different to that which they
+expected. Twelve months since, a single labouring man got forty pounds per
+annum, with weekly rations of provisions; now with his rations, he
+receives only twenty-five, or at most thirty pounds per annum. Married men
+with young families will not be hired at any rate, for they are only
+burdens on a station. A good thorough-bred shepherd maintains his price.
+He is still in great demand, and may command from sixty to seventy pounds
+per annum, with rations, cow's milk, free hut, and a portion of produce of
+stock in addition to all, if he chooses to put his wages to that mode of
+profit. Women servants were formerly much wanted. They are now at a
+discount. The filthy drabs ejected from Ireland are scarcely worth their
+meat. I am proud to say it, and you should be proud to hear it, gentle
+Christopher, that a Scotch servant, male or female, is forty per cent
+above every other in value in this colony. Scotch servants get ahead in
+spite of every thing. The Scotch tradesmen have almost all of them made
+money; some abundantly. I have met many here from the North who brought
+nothing but their energy, moderation, and unconquerable perseverance with
+them, and they are affluent, and are becoming daily more so. Donald ----,
+who was a servant lad at home, and is now a respected and respectable man
+in Melbourne, is independent. He went first to Van Diemen's Land, and came
+here some three years ago. "And had you arrived," he said to me the other
+day, "at the same time, you might now have been moving home a prosperous
+gentleman." However, _nil desperandum_. There is still a fair opportunity
+for an industrious man, who above all things has resolution to be SOBER in
+his habits. The mischief with the labouring man has been, that having
+suddenly discovered his wages to be high in comparison with those he
+received in the mother country, he has considered himself entitled to have
+a proportionate extra amount of enjoyment at the public-house, where drink
+is very high. Good tradesmen would infallibly make money, but for this
+great failing. The bullock dray-drivers, certainly the best paid of all
+the working men, absolutely think nothing of coming from the Bush into
+Melbourne, with twenty or thirty pounds in their pocket, and spending
+every farthing of the sum--in _one night_--champagne to the mast-head. The
+innkeepers make fortunes rapidly. Shall I tell how much Boniface will draw
+in a week? No--for you will not believe me. Certainly as much as many an
+innkeeper in a country town would draw in twelve months. An innkeeper's
+license to Government is thirty pounds per annum. This entitles him to
+keep his house open from six in the morning until eleven o'clock at night;
+ten pounds more enables him to have open house during the night; and an
+additional ten pounds enables him to keep a billiard table. There are a
+great many houses with tables and a number of light houses; but, as I have
+hinted before, our police courts exhibit abominations, and a police court
+is a good criterion of the morals of a people. In the first formation and
+early beginnings of this colony, a man having sheep took up his abode in
+the interior, on any spot which he considered suitable and agreeable, and
+he was called a _squatter_. Now no individual may pasture sheep or cattle
+of any kind without receiving a license from Government, for which he pays
+ten pounds annually, and making a return every year of all his stock,
+servants, and increase--the license, by the way, not being available
+within three miles of Melbourne. The holder of such a license is called a
+_settler_. A settler is entitled to cut wood upon his own station or run,
+for firing for himself and servants; but if he cut it for sale--and we
+have no coal here--he pays, in addition to the ten pounds, three pounds
+more per annum for the permission so to do.
+
+You shall now receive a faithful account of the settling of a settler.
+Suppose him to have a station in the interior, or as it is invariably
+styled, "in the _Bush_." The distance is forty, fifty, or it may be eighty,
+miles from Melbourne, and the stock consists of from four to five thousand
+sheep, and from one to two hundred head of cattle. The settler, in all
+probability, has been accustomed in early life to good society, has been
+well educated and brought up. Living at his station he sees none but his
+own servants, his _chere amie_, (always a part of a settler's stock,) and
+perhaps a few black natives, not unfrequently hostile visitors. Business
+calls the settler to Melbourne; he puts up at his inn; any thing in the
+shape of society rejoices his heart, and forthwith he begins "the lark;"
+he dines out--gets fuddled, returns to his inn, finds a city friend or two
+waiting for him, treats them to champagne, of which, at ten shillings per
+bottle, they drink no end. Very well. His horse is in the stable at seven
+shillings and sixpence a-night, his own bill varies from six to eight
+pounds per diem, and at the end of a fortnight my settler is called upon
+to hand over a cheque upon his banker to the tune of a hundred pounds, or,
+if he has no bank-account, his promissory note at a very short date. Away
+starts the settler back to his solitude; he has given his bill, and he
+thinks no more about it; but the bill finds its way quickly into the hands
+of an attorney, and in eight days there is an execution out for recovery,
+with an addition of ten pounds already incurred in legal expenses. The
+sheriff's bailiff rides to the station and demands payment of the whole.
+He gets no money, but settler and bailiff return in company to Melbourne:
+a friend is applied to; he discounts a bill for the sum required. The
+attorney is paid the amount by the hands of the sheriff. The bill once
+more becomes due, and is once more dishonoured; expenses run up like
+wildfire. This time there is no escape, and a portion of the stock must be
+sold to avoid ruin--and it is sold sometimes at a fearful sacrifice. This
+is no insulated case. It is the history of nine-tenths of the thoughtless
+fellows who dwell away in the Bush. Such gentlemen at the present hour, in
+consequence of the depressed state of the stock market, are all but ruined.
+Any one of them, who twelve months since purchased his flock of two
+thousand sheep at eighteen or five-and-twenty shillings, can only reckon
+upon a fourth of the amount in value _now_. It is increase only that
+enables him to pay his servants, and he has as much off the wool as
+affords him the means of living. The sale of his wethers would not pay for
+the tear and wear of bullocks and drays; and if any profit does by any
+chance arise, it can be only from occasionally catching a few head of
+cattle, which, as they run wild in the woods, the settler can keep no
+account of, and only with difficulty secure when they come to a lagoon for
+water, where they are watched, because at one time or another they are
+certain to appear. Horses are very dear in Melbourne: a useless brute,
+which in England would be dear at ten pounds, sells here quickly for
+thirty; a good saddle horse will fetch a hundred, and I have seen some
+tolerable cart horses sold for fifty and sixty pounds. In a new colony,
+where almost all the draught is performed by bullocks, cart horses must
+realize a good price. The hire of a horse and cart in Melbourne is, one
+pound four shillings for the day.
+
+In addition to those above spoken of there is another class of settlers,
+who were the original stock-holders and land-purchasers in the district.
+They have large tracts of country in the Bush, and thousands of sheep and
+cattle on then, and all managed by servants and overseers. These
+proprietors live at the clubs in Melbourne and constitute what is here
+termed the _elite_ of society. A short time ago these gentlemen
+entertained the pleasing notion, that there was to be no termination to
+the increase and extent of their wealth; and one very young member of the
+society was heard to exclaim, in apparent agony at his excessive good
+fortune, "upon my soul, I am become most disgustingly rich." But mark the
+difference The _elite_ have been living in the most extravagant manner.
+They discounted bills at their own pleasure here at ten per cent; and
+knowing well that these bills would not be honoured at maturity, they sent
+them to London, and cashed them there: with the funds thus raised, they
+speculated in the buying of land and stock, hoping to get (as in many
+instances they did) at least eighty per cent profit by their transactions.
+But now stock has fallen to a trifle; bills are falling due, rushing back
+from England under protest--and the bubble bursts. The banks are drawing
+in their accommodation, and the _elite_, who were a short time back so
+disgustingly rich, are, whilst I write, most disgustingly poor. This is no
+imaginative statement; it is a sober fact. But I do not suppose that the
+present state of things will last long. Speculation and the rate of
+interest must come down. When the human body is disordered, it is a happy
+time for the doctor; when the body mercantile is diseased, it is the
+attorney's harvest time. If an attorney has any business at all, he must
+do well in Melbourne, for his fees are inordinately high. Protesting a
+bill is five-and-twenty shillings; noting, half-a-guinea; every letter
+demanding payment of account, if under twenty pounds, half-a-guinea; above
+twenty and under a hundred pounds, one guinea; above a hundred, two
+guineas. Every summons (a summons being a short printed form) before the
+supreme court, is charged six guineas; and the clients pay down at once,
+without any questions, too glad to do so, provided they can get rid of
+their temporary difficulties. Litigation is short and quick. Conveyancing
+is downright profit; a deed, however short, conveying a piece of land,
+however trifling, costs five guineas. There are no stamps, and the work is
+done in an hour. More valuable properties are conveyed by a deed generally
+charged nine guineas. My friend ---- has drawn twelve such deeds in his
+office in the course of one day; and with these eyes I have seen him earn
+six guineas in as many minutes, by appearing at the police-office when a
+dispute has arisen between a master and his servant. All quarrels of this
+kind are arranged at the police-office, when the amount of wages received
+by the servant does not exceed thirty pounds annually. An attorney with
+brains cannot fail to get ahead. He has only to use dispatch, and to begin
+and continue in one even and undeviating course. Our barristers are few in
+number. There are but four of then. There is still a glorious field for a
+barrister of talent, and especially if he be conversant with the nicer
+points of conveyancing. Any clever barrister up to the business and a good
+speaker, might rely upon making immediately at least a thousand a-year;
+the community are looking and waiting for such a man. A fellow with no
+capital and no profession had better not show his face in Melbourne. It is
+a thousand to one against him. Compared to his position that of a labourer
+is an enviable one; yet any respectable and intelligent man tolerably well
+educated, coming here with four or five hundred pounds in his pocket, may
+certainly, in a couple of years, and in twenty different ways, treble that
+capital. The best and most promising is the following:--Buy in any
+_growing_ part of the town of Melbourne, a small piece of town allotment.
+This will cost fifty pounds, upon this you may erect two small brick
+cottages, containing each two rooms and a kitchen, and well fitted for a
+respectable tradesman. Two hundred and forty pounds will build them up;
+thus the whole expense of cottages and ground is two hundred and ninety
+pounds at most. Each cottage will, for a moral certainty, let for one
+pound five shillings per week, and thus return you a clear rental of
+sixty-four pounds per annum, for the sum of one hundred and forty-four
+pounds laid out. Some capitalists are not long in discovering this mode of
+adding to their fortunes, and it is not surprising that such men, with
+ease, get speedily rich. Many individuals are personally known to me who
+arrived here with small means a few years back, and who are now receiving
+an income of fifteen hundred pounds a-year from houses, which they have
+raised upon their profits and by not slow degrees. Their returns are
+certain for, mark you, every tradesman pays his rent every Monday morning,
+there is no delay. If it be not paid the hour it is due, the landlord is
+empowered by law to send a bailiff to the house, to keep him there at an
+expense to the tenant of three shillings per day--and to request him, at
+the end of five days, to sell off the goods and chattels provided the
+demand is still unsatisfied. I know no better investment for capital, be
+it large or small, than that of which I speak. There are no taxes, no
+ground-rents, and the tenant is bound to keep his premises in repair. If a
+mistake has been made in the building of houses, it is because some have
+overshot the mark, and built dwellings that are _too large for the
+purposes required_; these large houses cost a large sum of money, and
+neither let readily nor nearly so high in proportion, as the smaller
+houses occupied by the working-classes.
+
+I am unable to give you an accurate notion of the general appearance of
+the country. Speaking in broad terms it is wooded, but not so densely as
+on the Sydney side, Van Diemen's Land, or New Zealand. The peculiar and
+beautiful feature of this country is the open plain which is found at
+every ten or twelve miles spreading itself over a surface not less than
+three miles in length and half the distance in breadth. It is as smooth as
+a lawn. A magnificent tree rears itself to a great height here and there
+upon the sward, on either side of which appears a natural park, the finest
+that taste could fashion or art could execute. Nature has done in fact
+what no art could accomplish. Gaze upon these grounds, and for a moment
+imagine that the enormous bullocks before you, with their fearful horns,
+are a gigantic herd of deer, and you have a sight that England, famous for
+her parks, shall in vain attempt to rival. But against this royal
+scene--set off a melancholy drawback, one which I fear may never be made
+good even by the ingenuity and indomitable energy of man. The land has an
+awful want of _spring water_. There are a few small holes, called lagoons,
+the remains of ancient rivers, met with now and then; and strange to say,
+one of such holes will be found to contain salt sea-water, whilst another,
+within a very few yards of it, has water quite fresh, or nearly so. In the
+former are found large seafish, such as cod, mullet, sea-carp, and a fish
+similar to our perch. I an speaking of holes discovered at a distance of a
+hundred and twenty miles from the sea, and having no visible communication
+with it. In several districts there are large rivers, but their course is
+uncertain, and it is impossible to say that any one river empties itself
+into the sea. Goulburn is a fine river, and ninety miles from this on the
+banks of that river, are found very large lobsters, and other shell-fish.
+To stand on an eminence, and to cast your eye down into the valley beyond
+and beneath you, is to have an enjoyment which the ardent lover of nature
+alone can appreciate. Far as the eye can look, there is uninterrupted
+harmony. Splendid plains covered with the fleecy tribe, and here and there
+(alas! only but _here_ and _there_) a speck of water, enough to vindicate
+nature from the charge of utter neglect--and no more. A glance thrown in
+another direction brings to your view an endless tract of country deprived
+even of these solitary specks, where the grass grows as high as your knee,
+and where no man dare take his flocks and herds for lack of the sweet
+element. If the surface of this land were blessed with spring water as
+England is, the wealth of this colony would surpass the calculation of any
+living man. As it is, who can tell the ultimate effect of this important
+deprivation? There are one or two stations, on which spring water has been
+discovered, but it is a rare discovery, and dearly prized. In Melbourne
+we have no water, but such as is carted by the water barrel carters from
+the river _Yarra-Yarra_. Every house has its barrel or hogshead for
+holding water. The _Yarra-Yarra_ water is brackish, and causes dysentery.
+The complaint is now prevailing. In many parts of the interior puddle
+holes are made, and water is thus secured from the heavy rain that falls
+in the early part of summer. Water saved in this manner never becomes
+putrid. The leaves of the gum-tree fall into the pool abundantly, and not
+only give to the water a very peculiar flavour, but preserve it from all
+putrefaction. This gum water is safest when boiled with a little tea, and
+drunk cold. Every settler in the Bush drinks water in no other way,
+and--for want of better things--he takes tea and fresh mutton at least
+three times a-day. His bread is a lump of flour and water rolled into a
+ball, and placed in hot ashes to bake. The loaf is called "_a damper_."
+The country, as far as I have seen it, bears evident marks of great
+volcanic change. You meet with a stone, round like a turnip, as hard as
+iron, like rusty iron in appearance, and on the outside honey-combed.
+There are large beds of it for miles. You then come to the flat country
+where the soil surpasses any thing you can conceive in richness, fit for
+any cultivation under heaven, and upwards of fifteen feet in depth. Before
+I quitted London, I heard that the climate of Australia was fine and
+equable, seldom varying, and well suited to a delicate constitution. I am
+satisfied that many consumptive persons _live_ here, who in Scotland would
+be carried off in a month. You seldom hear a person cough. In church I
+have listened in vain for a single _hoste_; no, not even before the
+commencement of a psalm do you find the _haughting_ and _clachering_ that
+are indispensable in England. All pipes are clear as bell. I noticed this
+as a phenomenon on my first arrival. We are now, as you would say, in the
+dead of winter; a strange announcement to a British ear in the month of
+July. The air is chill in the morning and evening, before sunrise and
+after sunset, but during the day the weather is as fine as on the finest
+September day in Scotland. Notwithstanding what I have said, I would not
+have you ground any theory upon my remarks as yet--or deceive Sir James
+Clark, and the rest of the medical gentlemen, who are looking on all sides
+of the world for a climate for their hopeless invalids. I have stated
+facts, but those which follow are no less authentic. On the 30th and 31st
+of December last, the thermometer at the observatory stood in the shade at
+70 deg. and 72 deg. noon. On the 1st of January at noon, and up to three
+o'clock, P.M., it stood in the shade at 92 deg. and 93 deg. On the 2d it
+rose to 95 deg. at noon, and fell at sunset, eight P.M., to 69 deg. In the
+middle of the foresaid month of December the thermometer was 86 deg. at
+breakfast time, and before dinner down to 63 deg. These memoranda, gained
+from undoubted sources, would show the climate--in summer at least--to be
+more variable than my reference proves it; yet I am told that even in
+summer time you hear of little sickness amongst grown up people. New
+comers suffer from dysentery, and children are attacked in the same way. I
+have had two visitations, from which I rallied in the course of four and
+twenty hours, with the aid of arrow root, port wine, and laudanum. A free
+use of vegetables is always dangerous to strangers, and they are obtained
+here in perfection. The weather is too hot for apples, pears, and
+gooseberries in the summer. Grapes and other English hot-house fruits come
+to delicious maturity in the open air. The melons are inconceivably
+exquisite, and grow, as they were wont in Paradise before the fall,
+without care or trouble spent upon them. The seed is put into the earth; a
+little water is given to it at that time, and the thing is done--"_c'est
+un fait accompli_." Potatoes grow at any season of the year, and
+cauliflowers and turnips spring up almost in a night like mushrooms. There
+are some five farms in cultivation around Melbourne, and the crops of
+wheat are very fair in quality but fall off in quantity. Thirty bushels
+per acre is considered a good crop. Oats grow too much to straw, and are
+generally cut in the slot blade, winnowed, and carted to Melbourne and
+sold for hay. Rye-grass hay does not answer, and clover is not more
+successful; but vetches have just been introduced on a small scale, and
+nothing yet grown has succeeded so well as green food for horses and cows.
+Hay of fine quality is brought from Van Diemen's Land, but it is very dear.
+A cart load of good oaten hay sells here for about forty-five shillings.
+Van Diemen's Land hay is at present eleven guineas per ton.
+
+The aboriginal natives of this colony are a very savage race, and all the
+efforts hitherto made by missionaries, protectors, and others, have never
+given promise or warrant of effectual civilization. The males are tall,
+and of fierce aspect; the skin and hair are exceedingly black--the latter
+very smooth. In many instances, the features are striking and good. The
+women are slender, and during the summer, naked; in winter, the females in
+the immediate neighbourhood procure clothes from the inhabitants of
+Melbourne, and cut, as you may suppose, a very original figure. Nothing
+will induce the natives to work. They live in the Bush, and the bark of a
+large tree forms their habitation. There are three distinct tribes around
+us in a circuit of about a hundred miles, and the difference of features
+amongst these tribes is easily observed. The three tribes speak three
+different languages unintelligible to one another. They meet at different
+periods of the year, and hold what they term a "_corroborice_,"--that
+is--a dance. Their bodies on these occasions are covered with oil, red
+paint, and green leaves. I have seen two hundred at a meeting, but they
+assemble double that number at times. The festival concludes in pitched
+battle. There is a grand fight with clubs, or arrows and spears. Three or
+four are generally killed in the onslaught, and as many of the survivors
+as are fortunate enough to get a bite, feast upon the fat of the victims'
+hearts. This fat is their richest dainty. Those who are able to form an
+opinion on the subject, pronounce the aborigines of this colony to be
+_cannibals_. Many of their children disappear, and it is generally
+supposed that they are devoured by their friends and acquaintances. In
+many districts of the interior, the blacks have lately committed many
+depredations amongst the sheep, and many of the devils are shot without
+judge or jury. Two natives are now in the jail of Melbourne under sentence
+of death, for committing a dreadful murder upon two sailors who were cast
+ashore from a whaler. These savages had been for thirteen years under the
+instruction of a protector and others. They belonged originally to Van
+Diemen's Land, but migrated to a part of this colony called Portland Bay.
+They spoke English quite well, yet, notwithstanding all their advantages,
+they perpetrated this cruel and cold-blooded murder, and then cunningly
+hid the bodies in the ground. They were detected by the merest chance, in
+consequence of their having in possession of a few articles which had
+formerly belonged to the unhappy mariners. None of the natives is allowed
+to carry fire-arms, and a heavy fine is inflicted upon any individual who
+is known to give them spirits. They are passionately fond of spirits, and
+next to these of _loaf bread_. The females are called by the males
+"_Loubras_," and the males are designated "_Coolies_." There is not
+promiscuous cohabitation. When a _Coolie_ reaches the age of twenty-one,
+he is allowed to choose his own "_Loubra_." Every male who then takes
+unto himself a helpmate, loses a front tooth, which is knocked out of him.
+The natives generally tattoo their arms and breasts, but not their faces;
+many carry a long white wooden pin, or a feather, pierced through the thin
+part of the nose; and they all twist kangaroo teeth and the bones of
+fishes more or less in their hair. Every thing small and diminutive they
+call "_Pickaninnie_," and any thing very good, "_Merri jig_." Their
+language is a queer, rattling, hard-sounding gibberish, incomprehensible
+to most people; they speak as fast as possible, laugh immoderately at
+trifles, and are excellent mimics. Their own children they stile
+"_Pickaninnies_."
+
+From all that I have seen, I do not hesitate to say, that this country
+will prove a splendid field for future generations. At the present time,
+no man should venture here who is unprepared for many privations and a
+numerous list of annoyances. The common necessaries of life he will
+certainly find, but none of his ancient and English luxuries. Society is,
+as you may guess, very limited. You may acknowledge an _acquaintance_ with
+any one, without committing yourself. To say that you know a man
+intimately is hazardous; I mean--a man whose friendship you have
+cultivated only since your arrival. There are many whom you have known at
+home, and whose friendship it is a pride and a pleasure to renew in your
+exile. But, as a general rule, "_keep yourself to yourself_" is a
+serviceable adage. If it be attended to--_well_. If it be neglected--you
+run your head against a stone in less than no time.
+
+If any man have a competency, let him not travel hither to _enjoy_ it. If
+he has a little money, and desires with a little trouble and inconvenience
+to double his capital in the shortest possible space of time--let him come
+out, and fearlessly. Living is cheap enough as far as the essentials are
+concerned. Butcher meat, not surpassed in any part of England, Scotland,
+or Ireland, is to be had at twopence per pound; the fine four pound loaf
+for sixpence halfpenny; brown sugar, fourpence; white, sixpence; candles,
+sixpence per pound; tea, the finest, three shillings the pound; fresh
+butter, one shilling and threepence per pound. Wild fowl in abundance.
+Vegetables are cheaper than in any part of England. Wines of moderate
+price, but not of good quality. Spirits first-rate, and every kind cheaper
+than in England, except whisky, which is seventeen and eighteen shillings
+per gallon; very old at twenty-one and twenty-two. The wine most wanted
+here is claret. A great deal of it is drunk during the summer, but the
+quality of it is bad. Fish are abundant in the river and pools, but the
+people will not trouble themselves to catch them. However, for
+eighteenpence or two shillings, you may get a good dish of mutteel, carp,
+or a small fish called "flatties." I have never seen any of the salmon
+tribe, or any fish like a sea or river trout. Wild swans--both black and
+white--quails, snipes, cranes, and water-hens, are everywhere abundant,
+and in the Bush, the varieties of the parrot kind are out of number.
+Kangaroos, opossums, and flying-squirrels, are common near the town, and
+afford plenty of amusement to the sportsman. No game license required!
+_Sunday_ used to be the tradesman's day for shooting, and to a new comer
+the proceeding had a very queer appearance. By act of council, Sunday
+shooting is prohibited under a heavy penalty, which has been inflicted on
+several transgressors, but, like most laws, this is evaded. _Shooting_ is
+forbidden, but _hunting_ is not. Accordingly numerous parties sally forth
+on the Sabbath to _hunt_ the kangaroo. The dog used for the sport is a
+cross between a rough greyhound and a bull; but others follow in the pack.
+Every man, woman, and child, keeps a dog. Some families have eight or nine
+running over a house, and the natives have them without number. A few
+months ago these animals congregated so thickly in the streets, that the
+magistrates directed the police to shoot all that were not registered and
+had a collar with the owner's name; as many as fifty were killed in a
+morning. It costs nothing to feed a dog; the heads of bullocks and the
+heads and feet of sheep are either thrown away or given to any one who
+asks for them. The _bone manure system_, if brought into operation, would
+help to keep the streets from a bony nuisance. _Memorandum_: Let the next
+emigrant to this colony bring a good strong fox-hound bitch with him; he
+will find it to his advantage. A cross between her and a Newfoundland or
+large greyhound would do any thing. There are a couple of fox-hounds here,
+but no bitch. It would do your heart good to see the pace at which the
+fellows ride. Twenty miles on horseback they think about as much of as we
+do of five. There is nothing to obstruct the animals; they are not even
+shod, and they fly over the smooth sward. A hundred and twenty miles is
+reckoned a journey of a day and a half. A dray, with eight, ten, or twelve
+bullocks in it, according, to load, will travel thirty miles a-day. When
+the folks travel, they take no shelter in a house or hut for the night.
+When night approaches, they alight, and tie their horses to a stump; they
+draw down some of the thick branches of the gum-tree, and peel off the
+bark of a large tree, kindle a fire with a match, or, for want of this,
+rubbing two sticks together, get up a blaze, and fall to sleep beside it.
+If the traveller be accompanied by a dray, the tarpauling, is drawn round,
+and he sleeps beneath it.
+
+Not amongst the least of the annoyances found here are the ants. There are
+three species of the insect, and they are all very large. Many of them are
+an inch long, and they bite confoundedly. A hand bitten by some of the
+monsters will swell to the size of a man's head. Along the coast, and in
+every house, smaller ants prevail, and fleas innumerable. The number of
+the latter, which you shall find upon your blanket any day of the year, is
+literally not to be computed. No house is free from this little disturber,
+who spares neither age nor sex. I have stood upon the sea beach adorned
+with white trousers, which in less than ten minutes have been covered with
+hundreds of the vermin. It is an easy transition from the trousers to the
+inner legs. But this is nothing when you are used to it. The _grey horse_
+won't live in the colony. So it is said; at all events none are seen; and
+I am very sure that every emigrant ship brings its fair stock. It is a
+wise ordination that forbids _their_ settling. The _mawk_ fly is
+indigenous, and thrives wonderfully, as you shall hear. This fly is very
+like our British bluebottle, with a somewhat greener head, and a body
+entirely yellow. I have seen two _mawk_ flies strike (as it seemed) a
+joint of meat, just as it was removing from the spit, leaving their fly
+blows there. Before the joint had been ten minutes upon the table, small
+white mawks were moving upon the surface of the meat in considerable
+numbers. If by any chance these animals are suffered to accompany the meat
+to the safe or larder, in the course of twenty-four hours the small white
+mawks increase to the length of one-eighth of an inch, and are found
+crawling in hundreds and moving about, as you have observed the yellow
+flies buzzing over the old and rotten carcass of a horse that has been
+exposed for weeks. In the winter these creatures are, of course, less
+troublesome than in summer. Wire meat-covers are in constant use during
+the latter season.
+
+Thus far had got in my epistle, when a torrent of ill news rushed in upon
+us, and compelled me to delay my scribble. I am sorry to say, that in
+addition to the account which I have already given of the depressed state
+of the markets, I must add some dismal intelligence. The markets are in a
+deplorable state, and so is the mercantile community in general. Every day
+there is a fresh bankruptcy, and the heaviest yet has just taken place. I
+cannot but believe that if more emigrant laborers come out just now, they
+must starve. Any man with ten or fifteen thousand pounds could buy half of
+the district for ready cash. The moneyed men are making fearful hauls as
+it is. Let emigration stop for a time, and the markets must look up again.
+At the present moment every thing is selling cheaper here than in England;
+men's wages are down to the ordinary English rate. So long as the banks
+afford seven per cent for deposits, moneyed men will lie in wait for
+bargains, and until such present themselves, will lock up the capital
+which at first was in circulation through the immense speculations in land
+and stock. The men who saw no end to speculation are gone and floored,
+every one of them. Will you believe that Messrs ---- sent out three
+thousand pounds worth of brandy to Sydney, and so glutted the market that
+part of the cargo was bought low enough to make it a good spec to reship
+it for England. Such is the fact. There never was a better moment than the
+present for a _hit_ in land--sheep are at so low a figure, and settlers so
+hard run. The former I still believe will gradually rise; for, on the
+Sydney side, the process of boiling down sheep for the sake of the tallow,
+has commenced, and if it succeed, as I believe it will, the standard value
+of a sheep will be fixed at something like eight shillings. So much for
+the fleece and skin, so much for the bones, so much for the kidney fat,
+and so much for the tallow or fat recovered by boiling the carcass. The
+great object of this colony must be to increase the export produce, and to
+bring capital in its place. Wool no doubt is, and will prove to be, the
+staple commodity; and in time, the settlers will pay more attention to the
+getting up of it, and to the packing. But above all they must speedily rid
+themselves of their bloodsuckers, a set of men who charge enormous
+commissions for anticipated sales, and what not, amounting to thirty and
+forty per cent; a sum that is nothing short of utter ruin to a poor fellow
+who has nothing but his wool to depend upon. Had Judge Willis remained
+amongst us, he would have rooted out whole nests of these hornets. I have
+no fear of the ultimate success of the colonist, if they will but be
+faithful to themselves. They have a splendid country, and its capabilities
+are now only beginning to be known. Before the end of the present year,
+our exports will consist of wool, bark, tallow, gum, hides, furs, and last,
+although not least, the finest cured beef in the world. If the latter
+article of produce is acknowledged as it deserves to be, and finds and
+establishes an _eastern_ market, nothing will prevent the colony from
+rising to importance. As far as price is concerned, we can compete with
+any country in the world. We have no politics in Port Philip. The
+community are far better employed in attending to their commercial affairs.
+Let them but persevere honestly and prudently in their course, and they
+must do well.
+
+And so much for my first epistle, honoured Christopher. If it afford you
+amusement, you shall hear from me again. I have spoken the truth, and have
+writ down simple facts. As such, receive them, and communicate them to
+your neighbours. And now, with affectionate remembrances to yourself and
+all enquiring friends,
+
+ Believe me,
+
+ Reverend Christopher,
+
+ Your grateful and attached,
+
+ JOHN WILLIAM.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE PROPHECY OF THE TWELVE TRIBES.
+
+ "And Jacob called into his sons, and said, Gather yourselves together,
+ that I may tell you _that_ which shall befall you in the last days.
+
+ "Gather yourselves together, and hear, ye sons of Jacob; and hearken
+ unto Israel your father."
+
+ --GENESIS, xlix. 1, 2, &c.
+
+
+ The Patriarch sat upon his bed--
+ His cheek was pale, his eye was dim;
+ Long years of woe had bow'd his head,
+ And feeble was the giant limb.
+ And his twelve mighty sons stood nigh,
+ In grief--to see their father die!
+
+ But, sudden as the thunder-roll,
+ A new-born spirit fill'd his frame.
+ His fainting visage flash'd with soul,
+ His lip was touch'd with living flame;
+ And burst, with more than prophet fire,
+ The stream of Judgment, Love, and Ire.
+
+ "REUBEN,[6] thou spearhead in my side,
+ Thy father's first-born, and his shame;
+ Unstable as the rolling tide,
+ A blight has fall'n upon thy name.
+ Decay shall follow thee and thine.
+ Go, outcast of a hallow'd line!
+
+ "SIMEON and LEVI,[7] sons of blood
+ That still hangs heavy on the land;
+ Your flocks shall be the robber's food,
+ Your folds shall blaze beneath his brand.
+ In swamp and forest shall ye dwell.
+ Be scatter'd among Israel!
+
+ "JUDAH![8] All hail, thou priest, thou king!
+ The crown, the glory, shall be thine;
+ Thine, in the fight, the eagle's wing--
+ Thine, on the hill, the oil and wine.
+ Thou lion! nations shall turn pale
+ When swells thy roar upon the gale.
+
+ "Judah, my son, ascend the throne,
+ Till comes from heaven the unborn king--
+ The prophesied, the mighty one,
+ Whose heel shall crush the serpent's sting.
+ Till earth is paradise again,
+ And sin is dead, and death is slain!
+
+ "Wide as the surges, ZEBULON,[9]
+ Thy daring keel shall plough the sea;
+ Before thee sink proud Sidon's sun,
+ And strong Issachar toil for thee.
+ Thou, reaper of his corn and oil,
+ Lord of the giant and the soil!
+
+ "Whose banner flames in battle's van!
+ Whose mail is first in slaughter gored!
+ Thou, subtler than the serpent, DAN,[10]
+ Prince of the arrow and the sword.
+ Woe to the Syrian charioteer
+ When rings the rushing of thy spear!
+
+ "Crush'd to the earth by war and woe,
+ GAD,[11] shall the cup of bondage drain,
+ Till bold revenge shall give the blow
+ That pays the long arrear of pain.
+ Thy cup shall glow with tyrant-gore,
+ Thou be my Son--and man once more!
+
+ "Loved NAPHTALI,[12] thy snow-white hind
+ Shall bask beneath the rose and vine.
+ Proud ASHER, to the mountain wild
+ Shall star-like blaze, thy battle-sign.
+ All bright to both, from birth to tomb,
+ The heavens all sunshine, earth all bloom!
+
+ "JOSEPH,[13] come near--my son, my son!
+ Egyptian prince, Egyptian sage,
+ Child of my first and best-loved one,
+ Great guardian of thy father's age.
+ Bring EPHRAIM and MANASSEH nigh,
+ And let me bless them ere I die.
+
+ "Hear me--Thou GOD of Israel!
+ Thou, who hast been his living shield,
+ In the red desert's lion-dell,
+ In Egypt's famine-stricken field,
+ In the dark dungeon's chilling stone,
+ In Pharaoh's chain--by Pharaoh's throne.
+
+ "My son, all blessings be on thee,
+ Be blest abroad, be blest at home;
+ Thy nation's strength--her living tree,
+ The well to which the thirsty come;
+ Blest be thy valley, blest thy hill,
+ Thy father's GOD be with thee still!
+
+ "Thou man of blood, thou man of might,
+ Thy soul shall ravin, BENJAMIN.[14]
+ Thou wolf by day, thou wolf by night,
+ Rushing through slaughter, spoil, and sin;
+ Thine eagle's beak and vulture's wing
+ Shall curse thy nation with a king!"
+
+ Then ceased the voice, and all was still:
+ The hand of death was on the frame;
+ Yet gave the heart one final thrill,
+ And breathed the dying lip one name.
+ "Sons, let me rest by Leah's side!"
+ He raised his brow to heaven--and died.
+
+HAVILAH.
+
+ [6] The privileges of the _first-born_ passed away from the tribe
+ of Reuben, and were divided among his brethren. The double portion
+ of the inheritance was given to Joseph--the priesthood to Levi--and
+ the sovereignty to Judah. The tribe never rose into national power,
+ and it was the first which was carried into captivity.
+
+ [7] The massacre of the Shechemites was the crime of the two
+ brothers. For a long period the tribe of Simeon was depressed; and
+ its position, on the verge of the Amalekites, always exposed it to
+ suffering. The Levites, though finally entrusted with the
+ priesthood, had no inheritance in Palestine: they dwelt scattered
+ among the tribes.
+
+ [8] The tribe of Judah was distinguished from the beginning of the
+ nation. It led the van in the march to Palestine. It was the first
+ appointed to expel the Canaanites. It gave the first judge, Othniel.
+ It was the tribe of David, and, most glorious of all titles, was
+ the _Tribe of our_ LORD.
+
+ [9] Zebulon was a maritime tribe, its location extending along the
+ sea-shore, and stretching to the borders of Sidon. The tribe of
+ Issachar were located in the country afterwards called Lower
+ Galilee; were chiefly tillers of the soil; were never distinguished
+ in the military or civil transactions of the nation, and, as they
+ dwelt among the Canaanites, seem to have habitually served them for
+ hire. Issachar is characterised as the "strong ass"--a drudge,
+ powerful but patient.
+
+ [10] The tribe of Dan were remarkable for the daring of their
+ exploits in war, and not less so for their stratagems. Their great
+ chieftain Samson, distinguished alike for strength and subtlety,
+ might be an emblem of their qualities and history.
+
+ [11] Gad; a tribe engaged in continual and memorable conflicts.
+
+ [12] Naphtali and Asher inhabited the most fertile portions of
+ Palestine.
+
+ [13] The two tribes Ephraim and Manasseh, descended from Joseph,
+ possessed the finest portion of the land, along both sides of the
+ Jordan. The united tribes numbered a larger population than any of
+ the rest. Besides Joshua, five of the twelve judges of Israel were
+ of the united tribes. In the formation of the kingdom of Israel, an
+ Ephraimite was the first king.
+
+ [14] The tribe of Benjamin was conspicuous for valour. But its
+ turbulence and ferocity wrought its fall, in the great battles
+ recorded in Judges xix. and xx. Saul was of this fierce tribe. It
+ was finally lost in that of Judah.
+
+ This great prophecy was delivered about three hundred years before
+ the conquest of Palestine.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+A BEWAILMENT FROM BATH;
+
+OR, POOR OLD MAIDS.
+
+
+Mr Editor!--You have a great name with our sex! CHRISTOPHER NORTH is, in
+our flowing cups--of Bohea--"freshly remembered." To you, therefore, as to
+the Sir Philip Sidney of modern Arcadia, do I address the voice of my
+bewailment. Not from any miserable coveting after the publicities of
+printing. All I implore of you is, a punch of your crutch into the very
+heart of a matter involving the best interests of my sex!
+
+You, dear Mr Editor, who have your eyes garnished with Solomon's
+spectacles about you, cannot but have perceived on the parlour-tables and
+book-shelves of your fair friends--by whose firesides you are courted even
+as the good knight, and the _Spectator_, by the Lady Lizards of the days
+of Anne--a sudden inundation of tabby-bound volumes, addressed, in
+supergilt letters, to the "Wives of England"--the "Daughters of
+England"--the "Grandmothers of England." A few, arrayed in modest calf or
+embossed linen, address themselves to the sober latitudes of the manse or
+parsonage-house. Some treat, without _per_mission, of "Woman's
+Mission"--some, in defiance of custom, of her "Duties." From exuberant 4to,
+down to the fid-fad concentration of 12mo--from crown demy to diamond
+editions--no end to these chartered documentations of the sex! The women
+of this favoured kingdom of Queen Victoria, appear to have been
+unexpectedly weighed in the balance, and found wanting in morals and
+manners; or why this sudden emission of codes of morality?
+
+No one denies, indeed, that woman has, of late, ris' wonderfully in the
+market; or that the weaker sex is coming it amazingly strong. The sceptres
+of three of the first kingdoms in Europe are swayed by female hands. The
+first writer of young France is a woman. The first astronomer of young
+England, _idem_. Mrs Trollope played the Chesterfield and the deuce with
+the Yankees. Miss Martineau turned the head of the mighty Brougham.
+Mademoiselle d'Angeville ascended Mont Blanc, and Mademoiselle Rachel has
+replaced Corneille and Racine on their crumbling pedestals. I might waste
+hours of your precious time, sir, in perusing a list of the eminent women
+now competing with the rougher sex for the laurels of renown. But you know
+it all better than I can tell you. You have done honour due, in your time,
+to Joanna Baillie and Mrs Jamieson, to Caroline Southey and Miss Ferrier.
+You praised Mrs Butler when she deserved it; and probably esteem Mary
+Howitt, and Mary Mitford, and all the other Maries, at their just
+value--to say nothing of the Maria of Edgworthstown, so fairly worth them
+all. I make no doubt that you were even one of the first to do homage to
+the Swedish Richardson, Frederika Bremer; though, having sown your wild
+oats, you keep your own counsel anent novel reading.
+
+You will, therefore, probably sympathize in the general amazement, that,
+at a moment when the sex is signalizing itself from pole to pole--when a
+Grace Darling obtains the palm for intrepidity--when the Honourable Miss
+Grimston's _Prayer-Book_ is read in churches--when Mrs Fry, like hunger,
+eats through stone walls to call felons to repentance--when a king has
+descended from his throne, and a prince from royal highnesshood, to reward
+the virtues of the fair partners to whom they were unable to impart the
+rights of the blood-royal--when the fairest specimen of modern sculpture
+has been supplied by a female hand, and woman, in short, is at a premium
+throughout the universe, all this waste of sermonizing should have been
+thrown, like a wet blanket, over her shoulders!
+
+But this is not enough, dear Mr Editor. I wish to direct your attention
+towards an exclusive branch of the grievance. I have no doubt that, in
+your earlier years, instead of courting your fair friends, as Burns
+appears to have done, with copies of your own works, you used to present
+unto them the "_Legacy of Dr Gregory to his Daughters_"--or "_Mrs
+Chapone's Letters_," or Miss Bowdler's, or Mrs Trimmer's, appropriately
+bound and gilt; and thus apprized of the superabundance of prose provided
+for their edification, are prepared to feel, with me, that if they have
+not Mrs Barbauld and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded by the
+frippery tomes which load the counters of our bazars. _This_ perception
+has come of itself. If I could _only_ be fortunate enough to enlarge your
+scope of comprehension!
+
+Mr dear Mr Editor, I am what is called a lone woman. Shakspeare, through
+whose recklessness originate half the commonplaces of our land's language,
+thought proper to define such a condition as "SINGLE BLESSEDNESS"--though
+he aptly enough engrafts it on a thorn! For my part, I cannot enough
+admire the theory of certain modern poets, that an angel is an ethereal
+being, composed by the interunion in heaven, of two mortals who have been
+faithfully attached on earth--and as to "blessedness" being ever "single,"
+either in this world or the next, I do not believe a word about the matter!
+"Happiness," Lord Byron assures us, "was born a twin!"
+
+I do not mean to complain of my condition--far from it. But I wish to say,
+that since, from the small care taken by English parents to double the
+condition of their daughters, it is clear the state of "single blessedness"
+is of higher account in our own "favoured country" than in any other in
+Europe; it certainly behoves the guardians of the public weal to afford
+due protection and encouragement to spinsters.
+
+Every body knows that Great Britain is the very fatherland of old maids.
+In Catholic countries, the superfluous daughters of a family are disposed
+of in convents and _beguinages_, just as in Turkey and China they are,
+still more humanely, drowned. In certain provinces of the east, pigs are
+expressly kept, to be turned into the streets at daybreak, for the purpose
+of devouring the female infants exposed during the night--thus
+benevolently securing them from the after torments of single "blessedness."
+
+But a far nobler arrangement was made by that greatest of modern
+legislators, Napoleon--whose code entitles the daughters of a house to
+share, equally with sons, in its property and bequeathments; and in France,
+a woman with a dowery is as sure of courtship and marriage, as of death
+and burial. Nay, so much is marriage regarded among the French as the
+indispensable condition of the human species, that parents proceed as
+openly to the task of procuring a proper husband for their daughter, as of
+providing her with shoes and stockings. No false delicacy--no pitiful
+manoeuvres! The affair is treated like any other negotiation. It is a mere
+question of two and two making four, which enables two to make one. How
+far more honest than the angling and trickery of English
+match-making--which, by keeping men constantly on the defensive,
+predisposes them against attractions to which they might otherwise give
+way! However, as I said before, I do not wish to complain of my condition.
+
+I only consider it hard that the interests of the wives of England are to
+be exclusively studied, when the unfortunate females who lack the
+consolations of matronhood are in so far greater want of sustainment; and
+that all the theories of the perfectionizement of the fair sex now issuing
+from the press, should purport to instruct young ladies how to qualify
+themselves for wives, and wives how to qualify themselves for heaven; and
+not a word addressed, either in the way of exhortation, remonstrance, or
+applause, to the highly respectable order of the female community whose
+cause I have taken on myself to advocate. Have not the wives of England
+husbands to whisper wisdom into their ears? Why, then, are _they_ to be
+coaxed or lectured by tabby-bound volumes, while _we_ are left neglected
+in a corner? _Our_ earthly career, the Lord he knows, is far more
+trying--_our_ temptations as much greater, as our pleasures are less; and
+it is mortifying indeed to find our behavior a thing so little worth
+interference. We may conduct ourselves, it seems, as indecorously as we
+think proper, for any thing the united booksellers of the United Kingdom
+care to the contrary!
+
+Not that I very much wonder at literary men regarding the education of
+wives as a matter of moment. The worse halves of Socrates, Milton, Hooker,
+have been thorns in their sides, urging them into blasphemy against the
+sex. But is this a reason, I only ask you, for leaving, like an
+uncultivated waste, that holy army of martyrs, the spinsterhood of Great
+Britain?
+
+Mr Editor, act like a man! Speak up for us! Write up for us! Tell these
+little writers of little books, that however they may think to secure
+dinners and suppers to themselves, by currying favour with the rulers of
+the roast, _the greatest of all women have been_ SINGLE! Tell them of our
+Virgin Queen, Elizabeth--the patroness of their calling, the protectress
+of learning and learned men. Tell them of Joan of Arc, the conqueror of
+even English chivalry. Tell them of all the tender mercies of the _Soeurs
+de Charite_! Tell them that, from the throne to the hospital, the spinster,
+unharassed by the cares of private life, has been found most fruitful in
+public virtue.
+
+Then, perhaps, you will persuade them that we are worth our schooling; and
+the "Old Maids of England" may look forward to receive a tabby-bound
+manual of their duties, as well as its "Wives." I have really no patience
+with the selfish conceit of these married women, who fancy their
+well-doing of such importance. See how they were held by the
+ancients!--treated like beasts of burden, and denied the privilege of all
+mental accomplishment. When the Grecian matrons affected to weep over the
+slain, after some victory of Themistocles, the Athenian general bade them
+"dry their tears, and practise a single virtue in atonement of all their
+weaknesses." It was to their single women the philosophers of the portico
+addressed their lessons; not to the domestic drudges, whom they considered
+only worthy to inspect the distaffs of their slaves, and produce sons for
+the service of the country.
+
+In Bath, Brighton, and other spinster colonies of this island, the demand
+for such a work would be prodigious. The sale of canary-birds and poodles
+might suffer a temporary depression in consequence; but this is
+comparatively unimportant. Perhaps--who knows--so positive a recognition
+of our estate as a definite class of the community, might lead to the long
+desiderated establishment of a lay convent, somewhat similar to the
+_beguinages_ of Flanders, though less ostensibly subject to religious
+law--a convent where single gentlewomen might unite together in their
+meals and devotions, under the government of a code of laws set forth in
+their tabby-bound Koran.
+
+Methinks I see it--a modern temple of Vesta, without its tell-tale
+fires--square, rectangular, simple, airy, isolated--chaste as Diana and
+quiet as the grave--the frescoed walls commemorating the legend of Saint
+Ursula and her eleven thousand--the sacrifice of Jephtha's
+daughter--Elizabeth Carter translating Epictetus--Harriet Martineau
+revising the criminal code. In the hall, dear Editor, should hang the
+portrait of Christopher North--in that locality, appropriately, a Kit-cat!
+
+Ponder upon this! The distinction is worthy consideration. As the
+newspapers say, it is an "unprecedented opportunity for investment!" For
+the sole Helicon of the institution shall be--"Blackwood's Entire" its
+lady abbess--
+
+Your humble servant to command,
+(for the old maids of England,)
+
+ TABITHA GLUM.
+ _1st Jan. 1844.
+ Lansdowne, Bath._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MARSTON; OR, THE MEMOIRS OF A STATESMAN.
+
+PART VIII.
+
+ "Have I not in my time heard lions roar?
+ Have I not heard the sea, puft up with wind,
+ Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat?
+ Have I not heard great ordnance in the field,
+ And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies?
+ Have I not in the pitched battle heard
+ Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets clang?"
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+
+The action was a series of those grand manoeuvres in which the Prussians
+excelled all the other troops of Europe. From the spot on which I stood,
+the whole immense plain, to the foot of the defiles of Argonne, was
+visible; but the combat, or rather the succession of combats, was fought
+along the range of hills at the distance of some miles. These I could
+discover only by the roar of the guns, and by an occasional cloud of smoke
+rising among the trees. The chief Prussian force stood in columns in the
+plain below me, in dark masses, making an occasional movement in advance
+from time to time, or sending forth a mounted officer to the troops in
+action. Parks of artillery lay formed in the spaces between the columns,
+and the baggage, a much more various and curious sight than the troops,
+halting in the wide grounds of what seemed some noble mansion, had already
+begun to exhibit the appearance of a country fair. Excepting this busy
+part of the scene, few things struck me as less like what I had conceived
+of actual war, than the quietness of every thing before and around me. The
+columns might nearly as well have been streets of rock; and the engagement
+in front was so utterly lost to view in the forest, that, except for the
+occasional sound of the cannon, I might have looked upon the whole scene
+as the immense picture of a quiet Flemish holiday. The landscape was
+beautiful. Some showery nights had revived the verdure, of which France
+has so seldom to boast in autumn; and the green of the plain almost
+rivalled the delicious verdure of home. The chain of hills, extending for
+many a league, was covered with one of the most extensive forests of the
+kingdom. The colours of this vast mass of foliage were glowing in all the
+powerful hues of the declining year, and the clouds, which slowly
+descended upon the horizon, with all the tinges of the west burning
+through their folds, appeared scarcely more than a loftier portion of
+those sheets of gold and purple which shone along the crown of the hills.
+
+But while I lingered, gazing on the rich and tranquil luxury of the scene,
+almost forgetting that there was war in the world, I was suddenly recalled
+to a more substantial condition of that world by the sound of a trumpet,
+and the arrival of my troop, who had at length struggled up the hill,
+evidently surprised at finding me there, when the suttlers were in full
+employment within a few hundred yards below. Their petition was unanimous,
+to be allowed to refresh themselves and their horses at this rare
+opportunity; and their request, though respectful in its words, yet was so
+decisive in its tone, that to comply was fully as much my policy as my
+inclination. I mounted my horse, and proceeded, according to the humble
+"command" of my brave dragoons. This was a most popular movement--the men,
+the very horses, evidently rejoiced. The fatigue of our hard riding was
+past in a moment--the riders laughed and sang, the chargers snorted and
+pranced; and, when we trotted, huzzaing, into the baggage lines, half
+their motley crowd evidently conceived that some sovereign prince was come
+in fiery haste to make the campaign. We were received with all the
+applause that is given by the suttler to all arrivals with a full purse in
+the holsters, and a handsome valise, no matter from what source filled, on
+the croupe of the charger. But we had scarcely begun to taste the gifts
+that fortune had sent us in the shape of huge sausages and brown
+bread--the _luxuries!_ for which the soldier of Teutchland wooes the
+goddess of war--than we found ourselves ordered to move off the ground, by
+the peremptory mandate of a troop of the Royal Guard, who had followed our
+movement, more hungry, more thirsty, and more laced and epauleted than
+ourselves. The Hulans tossed their lances; and it had nearly been a
+business of cold steel, when their officer rode up, to demand the sword of
+the presumptuous mutineer who had thus daringly questioned his right to
+starve us. While I was deliberating for a moment between the shame of a
+forced retreat, and the awkwardness of taking the bull by the horns, in
+the shape of the King's Guard, I heard a loud laugh, and my name
+pronounced, or rather roared, in the broadest accents of Germany. My
+friend Varnhorst was the man. The indefatigable and good-humoured
+Varnhorst, who did every thing, and was every where, was shaking my hand
+with the honest grasp of his honest nature, and congratulating me on my
+return.
+
+"We have to do with a set of sharp fellow," said he, "in these French; a
+regiment of their light cavalry has somehow or other made its way between
+the columns of our infantry, and has been picking up stragglers last night.
+The duke, with whom you happen to have established a favouritism that
+would make you a chamberlain at the court of Brunswick, if you were not
+assassinated previously by the envy of the other chamberlains, or pinked
+by some lover of the "_dames d'honneur_," was beginning to be uneasy about
+you; and, as I had the peculiar good fortune of the Chevalier Marston's
+acquaintance, I was sent to pick him up if he had fallen in honourable
+combat in the plains of Champagne, or if any fragment of him were
+recoverable from the hands of the peasantry, to preserve it for the family
+mausoleum."
+
+I anxiously enquired the news of the army, and the progress of the great
+operation which was then going on.
+
+"We have beaten every thing before us for these three hours," was the
+answer. "The resistance in the plain was slight, for the French evidently
+intended to make their stand only in the forest. But the duke has pushed
+them strongly on the right flank; and, as you may perceive, the attack
+goes on in force." He pointed to the entrance of one of the defiles, where
+several columns were in movement, and where the smoke of the firing lay
+heavily above the trees. He then laid his watch on the table beside our
+champagne flask. "The time is come to execute another portion of my orders.
+What think you of following me, and seeing a little of the field."
+
+"Nothing could delight me more. I am perfectly at your service."
+
+"Then mount, and in five minutes I shall allow you one of the first
+officers in Europe, the Count Clairfait, he is a Walloon, 'tis true, and
+has the ill luck to be an Austrian brigadier besides, and, to finish his
+misfortune, has served only against the Turks. But for all that, if any
+man in the army now in the field is fit to succeed to the command, that
+man is the Count Clairfait. I only wish that he were a Prussian."
+
+"Has he had any thing to do in this campaign?"
+
+"Every thing that has been done. He has commanded the whole advance guard
+of the army; and let me whisper this in your ear--if his advice had been
+taken a week ago, we should by this time have been smoking our cigars in
+the Palais Royal."
+
+"I am impatient to be introduced to the Comte; let us mount and ride on."
+He looked at his watch again.
+
+"Not for ten minutes to come. If I made my appearance before him five
+minutes in advance of the time appointed by my orders, Clairfait would
+order me into arrest if I were his grandmother. He is the strictest
+disciplinarian between this and the North Pole."
+
+"A faultless monster himself, I presume."
+
+"Nearly so; he has but one fault--he is too fond of the sabre and bayonet.
+'Charge,' is his word of command. His school was among the Turks, and he
+fights _a la Turque_."
+
+"I should like him the better for it. That dash and daring is the very
+thing for success."
+
+"Ay, ay--edge and point are good things in their way. But they are the
+temptations of the general. Frederick's maxim was--The bullet for the
+infantry, the spur for the dragoon. The weight of fire is the true test of
+infantry, the rapidity of charge is the true test of cavalry. The business
+of a general is manoeuvring--to menace masses by greater masses, to throw
+the weight of an army on a flank, to pierce a centre while the flanks were
+forced to stand and see it beaten; these were Frederick's lessons to his
+staff: and if Clairfait shall go on, with his perpetual hand to hand work,
+those sharp Frenchmen will soon learn his trade, and perhaps pay him back
+in his own coin. But, Halt squadron. Dress--advance in parade order."
+
+While I was thus taking my first tuition in the art of heroes, we had rode
+through a deep ravine, from which, with some difficulty, we had struggled
+our way to a space of more level ground. Our disorder on reaching it,
+required all the count's ready skill to bring us into a condition fit for
+the eye of this formidable Austrian. But before we were complete, a group
+of mounted officers were seen coming from a column of glittering lances
+and sabres, resting on the distant verge of the plain. My friend
+pronounced the name of Clairfait, and I was introduced to the officer who
+was afterwards to play so distinguished a part in the gallant and
+melancholy history of the Flemish fields. I had pictured to myself the
+broad, plump face of the Walloon. I say a countenance, darkened probably
+by the sultry exposure of his southern campaigns, but of singular depth
+and power. It was impossible to doubt, that within the noble forehead
+before me, was lodged an intelligence of the first order. His manners were
+cold, yet not uncourteous, and to me he spoke with more than usual
+attention. But when he alluded to the proceedings of the day, and was
+informed by Varnhorst that the time appointed for his movement was come, I
+never saw a more rapid transition from the phlegm of the Netherlander to
+the vividness of the man of courage and genius. Waiting with his watch in
+his hand for the exact moment appointed in the brief despatch, it had no
+sooner arrived than the word was given, and his whole force, composed of
+Austrian light infantry and cavalry, moved forward. Nothing could be more
+regular than the march for the first half mile; but we then entered a
+portion of the forest, or rather its border, thinly scattered over an
+extent of broken country: to preserve the regularity of a movement along a
+high-road, soon began to be wholly impossible. The officers soon gave up
+the attempt in despair, and the troops enjoyed the disorder in the highest
+degree. The ground was so intersected with small trenches, cut by the
+foresters, that every half dozen yards presented a leap, and the clumps of
+bushes made it continually necessary to break the ranks. Wherever I looked,
+I now saw nothing but all the animation of an immense skirmish, the use of
+sabre and pistol alone excepted. Between two and three thousand cavalry,
+mounted on the finest horses of Austria and Turkey, galloping in all
+directions, some springing over the rivulets, some dashing through the
+thickets, all in the highest spirits, calling out to each other, laughing
+at each other's mishaps, their horses in as high spirits as themselves,
+bounding, rearing, neighing, springing like deer; trumpets sounding,
+standards tossing, officers commanding in tones of helpless authority, to
+which no one listened, and at which they themselves often laughed. The
+whole, like a vast school broke loose for a holiday; the most joyous,
+sportive, and certainly the most showy display that had ever caught my eye.
+The view strongly reminded me of some of the magnificent old hunting
+pieces by Snyders, the field sports of the Archduke Ferdinand, with the
+landscape and horses by Rubens and Jordaens: there we had every thing but
+the stag or the boar and the dogs. We had the noble trees, the rich deep
+glades, the sunny openings, the masses of green; and all crowded with life.
+But how infinitely superior in interest! No holiday sport, nor imperial
+pageant, but an army rushing into action; one of the great instruments of
+human power and human change called into energy. Thousands of bold lives
+about to be periled; a victory about to be achieved, which might fix the
+fate of Europe; or perhaps losses to be sustained which might cover the
+future generation with clouds; and all this is on the point of being done.
+No lazy interval to chill expectancy; within the day, within the hour, nay,
+within the next five hundred yards, the decisive moment might be come.
+
+Still we rushed on; the staff pausing from time to time to listen to the
+distant cannonade, and ascertain by its faintness or loudness, the
+progress of the attack which had been made on the great centre and right
+defiles of the forest. In one of these, while I had ridden up as near as
+the broken ground would suffer me, towards Count Clairfait, he made a
+gesture to me to look upwards, and I saw, almost for the first time, a
+smile on his countenance. I followed the gesture, and saw, what to me was
+the novelty of a huge shell, leisurely as it seemed, traversing the air.
+The Count and his staff immediately galloped in all directions; but I had
+not escaped a hundred yards, when the shell dropped into the spot where I
+had been standing, and burst with a tremendous explosion almost
+immediately on its touching the ground. The cavalry had dispersed and the
+explosion was, I believe, without injury. But this, at least, gave
+evidence that the enemy were not far off, and the eagerness of the troops
+was excited to the highest pitch: all pressed forward to the front, and
+their cries, in all the languages of the frontier of Europe, the voices of
+the officers, and the clangour of the bugles and trumpets became an
+absolute Babel, but an infinitely bold and joyous one. The yagers were now
+ordered to clear the way, and a thousand Tyrolese and Transylvanian
+sharpshooters rushed forward to line the border. A heavy firing commenced,
+and the order was given to halt the cavalry until the effect of the fire
+was produced. This was speedily done; the enemy, evidently in inferior
+force and unprepared for this attack, gave way, and the first squadrons
+which reached the open ground made a dash among them, and took the greater
+part prisoners.
+
+This whole day was full of splendid exhibitions. On reaching the edge of
+the wood, the first object below us as the succession of deep columns
+which I had seen some hours before, and which appeared to have been rooted
+to the ground ever since. But an aide-de-camp from the circle where the
+count stood, darted down on the plain, and, as if a flash of lightning had
+awoke them, all were instantly in motion. The columns on the right now
+made a sudden rush forward, and to my surprise, four or five strong
+brigades, which rapidly followed from the centre, took up their position.
+
+Varnhorst, who had been beside me during the whole day, now exhibited
+great delight. "I told you," said he, "that Clairfait would turn out well.
+I see that he has been taught in our school. Observe that manoeuvre;" he
+continued his comment with increasing force of gesture--"That was the
+Great Frederic's favourite, the oblique formation. The finest invention in
+tactics, with that he gained Rosbach, and beat the French and Austrians;
+with that he gained the battle of Breslau; and with that he gained the
+grand fight of Torgau, and finished the war. Yet the king always said that
+he had learned the manoeuvre from Epaminondas, and was only fighting the
+battle of Leuctra over again. But look there!" He pointed to a rising
+ground, a bluff of the forest ridge, to which a battalion of sharpshooters
+were hastening; it had seemed destitute of defence, and the sharpshooters
+were already beginning to scramble up its sides; when on the instant a
+large body of the enemy which had been covered by the forest, rushed upon
+its summit with a shout, and poured down a general volley. The whole
+Prussian line returned it by one tremendous discharge. The drums and
+trumpets struck up, the battalions and squadrons advanced, singing their
+national hymn. The skirmishers poured forward and the battle began. How
+shall I speak of what I felt at that moment; the sensation was
+indescribable! It was mingled of all feelings but personal. I was absorbed
+in that glorious roar, in that bold burst of human struggle, in all that
+was wild, ardent, and terrible in the power of man. I had not a thought of
+any thing but of the martial pomp and spirit-stilling grandeur of the
+scene before me. I was aroused from my contemplations by the loud laugh
+of my veteran friend; he was trying the benefit of a large brandy flask,
+which I remembered, and with some not very respectful opinion of his
+temperance, to have seen him place in one of his holsters at our visit to
+the suttlers. He now offered it to me. "You look wretchedly pale," said he;
+"our kind of life is too rough for you gentlemen _diplomats_, and you will
+find this glass right Nantz, the very best thing, if not the only good
+thing, that its country has to give." This took me down from my heroics at
+once, the brandy was first-rate, and I found myself restored to the level
+of the world at once, and infinitely the better for the operation. We now
+followed the advance of the troops. The leading columns had already forced
+their way into the entrance of the forest; but it was a forest of three
+leagues' depth and twice the number in length, a wooded province, and the
+way was fought foot by foot. It is only justice to the French to say, that
+they fought well--held the pass boldly--often charged our advance, and
+gave way only when they were on the point of being surrounded. But our
+superiority of discipline and numbers combined, did not suffer the success
+to be for a moment doubtful. Still, as we followed, the battle raged in
+the depths of the forest, already as dark as if night had come on--our
+only light the incessant illumination of the musketry, and the bursts of
+fire from the howitzers and guns.
+
+As we were standing on the last height at the entrance of the defile,
+"Look round," exclaimed Varnhorst, "and take your first lesson in our art,
+if you ever adopt the trade of soldiership. The Duke has outwitted the
+Frenchman. I suspected something of this sort in the morning, when I first
+heard his guns so far to the right. I allow that the enemy may be puzzled
+for a while who has five passes to defend, with half a dozen leagues
+between them, and a Prussian army in front ready to make him choose. He
+has evidently drawn off the strength of his troops to the Duke's point of
+attack, and has stripped the wing before us. Clairfait's mass has been
+thrown upon it, and the day is our own. Onward."
+
+The roads and the surrounding glades gave fearful evidence of the
+obstinacy of the struggle; but it also gave some curious evidence of the
+force of habit in making light of the troubles of life. The cavalry, which
+had been comparatively unemployed, from the nature of the service during
+the day, had taken advantage of the opportunity to consult their own
+comfort as much as possible. On the flank and rear of the infantry the
+troopers had taken the whole affair _en amateur_, and had lit their
+campfires, cooked their rations, handsomely augmented by the general
+spoliation of the hen-coops within many a league. Something like a fair
+was established round them by the suttlers; while the shells were actually
+falling and many a branch was shattered over their banquets by the shot
+which constantly whizzed through the trees. But, "_Vive la fortune!_" Even
+the sober Teuton and the rough son of the Bannat could enjoy the few
+moments that war gives to festivity, and what the next night or morning
+might bring was not suffered to disturb their sense of "schnapps," and
+their supper.
+
+The trampling of horses in our rear, and the galloping of the chasseurs of
+the ducal escort, now told us that the generalissimo was at hand. He rode
+up in high spirits, received our congratulations with princely courtesy,
+and bestowed praises on the troops, and especially on Clairfait, which
+made the count's dark features absolutely glow. The whole group rode
+together until we reached the open country. A decisive success had
+unquestionably been gained; and in war the first success is of proverbial
+importance. On this point, the duke laid peculiar weight on the few words
+which he could spare to me.
+
+"M. Marston," he observed, taking me cordially by the hand, "we are
+henceforth more than friends, we are camarades. We have been in the field
+together; and, with us Prussians, that is a tie for life."
+
+I made my acknowledgments for his highness's condescension. Business then
+took the lead.
+
+"You will now have a good despatch to transmit to our friends in England.
+The Count Clairfait has shown himself worthy of his reputation. I
+understand that the enemy's force consisted chiefly of the household
+troops of France; if so, we have beaten the best soldiers of the kingdom,
+and the rest can give us but little trouble. You will remark upon these
+points; and now for Paris."
+
+A cry, or rather a shout of assent from the circle of officers, echoed the
+words, and we all put spurs to our horses, and followed the _cortege_
+through the noble old groves. But before we reached its confines, the
+firing had wholly ceased, and the enemy were hurrying down the slope of
+the Argonne, and crossing in great disorder a plain which separated them
+from their main body. Our light troops and cavalry were dashing in pursuit,
+and prisoners were continually taken. From the spot where we halted, the
+light of the sinking day showed us the rapid breaking up of the fugitive
+column, the guns, one by one, left behind; the muskets thrown away; and
+the soldiers scattered, until our telescopes could discover scarcely more
+than a remnant reaching the protection of the distant hill.
+
+We supped that night on the green sward. The duke had invited his own
+staff, and that of Clairfait, to his tent, in honour of the day, and I
+never spent a gayer evening. His incomparable finish of manners, mingled
+with the cordiality which no man could more naturally assume when it was
+his pleasure, and his mixture of courtly pleasantry with the bold humour
+which campaigning, in some degree, teaches to every one, made him, if
+possible, more delightful, to my conception, than even in our first
+interview. Towards the close of the supper, which, like every thing else
+round him, was worthy of Sardanapalus, he addressed himself to me, and
+giving a most gracious personal opinion of what my "services had merited
+from the English minister," said that, "limited as his own means of
+rewarding zeal and ability might be, he begged of me to retain a slight
+memorial of his friendship, and of our day together on the heights of
+Argonne." Taking from the hand of Guiscard the riband and star of the
+"Order of Merit," the famous order instituted by the Great Frederic, he
+placed it round my neck, and proposed my health to the table as a "Knight
+of Prussia."
+
+This was a flattering distinction, and, if I could have had entire faith
+in all the complimentary language addressed to me by the sitters at that
+stately table, I should have had visions of very magnificent things. But
+there is no antidote to vanity equal to an empty purse. If I had been born
+to one of the leviathan fortunes of our peerage, I might possibly have
+imagined myself possessed of all the talents of mankind, and with all its
+distinctions waiting for my acceptance; but I never could forget the grave
+lesson that I was a younger son. I sat, like the Roman in his triumph,
+with the slave, to lecture him, behind. However, I had a more ample
+evidence of the sincerity with which those compliments were paid, in the
+higher degree of trust reposed in me from day to day.
+
+After the repast was ended, and the principal part of the guests had
+withdrawn, I was desired to wait for the communication of important
+intelligence--Guiscard and Varnhorst being the only officers of the staff
+who remained. A variety of papers, taken in the portfolio of one of the
+French generals who had fallen in the engagement of the day, were laid
+before us, and our little council proceeded to examine them. They were of
+a very various kind, and no bad epitome of the mind of a gallant and
+crackbrained coxcomb. Reflections on the conduct of the Allied armies, and
+conjectures on their future proceedings--both of so fantastic a kind, that
+the duke's gravity often gave way, and even the grim Guiscard sometimes
+wore a smile. Then came in a letter from some "_confrere_" in Paris, a
+tissue of gossip and grumbling, anecdotes of the irregularities of private
+life, and merciless abuse of the leaders of party. Interspersed with those
+were epistles of a more tender description; from which it appeared that
+the general's heart was as capacious as his ambition, and that he
+contrived to give his admiration to half a dozen of the _elite_ of
+Parisian beauty at a time. Varnhorst was delighted with this portion of
+the correspondence; even the presence of the duke could not prevent him
+from bursting into explosions of laughter; and he ended by imploring
+possession of the whole, as models of his future correspondence, in any
+emergency which compelled him to put pen to paper in matters of the sex.
+But nearly the last of the documents in the portfolio was one deserving of
+all attention. It was a statement of the measures which had been enjoined
+by the Republican government for raising the population in arms; and, as
+an appendix, the muster-roll of the various corps which were already on
+their way to join the army of Dumourier. The duke read this paper with a
+countenance from which all gaiety had vanished and handed it to Guiscard
+to read aloud.
+
+"What think you of that, gentlemen?" asked the duke, in his most
+deliberate tone.
+
+Varnhorst, in his usual unhesitating style, said--"It tells us only that
+we shall have some more fighting; but, as we are sure to beat them, the
+more the better. Your highness knows as well as any man alive, that the
+maxim of our great master was, 'Begin the war by fighting as many pitched
+battles as you can. Skirmishes teach discipline to the rabble; allow the
+higher orders time to escape, the government to tamper, and to encourage
+the resistance of all. Pitched battles are thunderbolts; they finish the
+business at once; and, like the thunderbolts, they appear to come from a
+source which defies resistance by man.'"
+
+"I think," said Guiscard, with his deep physiognomy still darkening, "that
+we lost, what is the most difficult of all things to recover--time."
+
+The duke bit his lip. "How was it to be helped, Guiscard? _You_ know the
+causes of the delay; they were many and stubborn."
+
+"Ay," was the reply, with an animation, which struck me with surprise, "as
+many as the blockheads in Berlin, and as stubborn as the rock under our
+feet, or the Aulic council."
+
+"Well," said the duke, turning to me, with his customary grace of
+manner--"What does our friend, the Englishman, say?"
+
+Of course, I made no pretence to giving a military opinion. I merely said,
+"That I had every reliance on the experienced conduct of his highness, and
+on the established bravery of his army."
+
+"The truth is, M. Marston, as Guiscard says, we _have_ lost time, though
+it is no fault of ours, and I observe, from these papers, that the enemy
+availed themselves of the delay, by bringing up strong corps from every
+point. Still, our duty lies plain before us; we _must_ advance, and rescue
+the unfortunate royal family--we _must_ tranquillize France, by
+overthrowing the rabble influence, which now threatens to subvert all law;
+and having done that, we may then retire, with the satisfaction of having
+fought without ambition, and been victorious without a wish for
+aggrandizement." After a pause, which none attempted to interrupt, he
+finished by saying--"I admit that our work is likely to become more
+difficult than I had supposed."
+
+Varnhorst's sanguine nature bore this with visible reluctance. "Pardon me,
+your highness, but my opinion is for instant action, whatever may happen.
+Let us but move to-morrow morning, and I promise you another battle of
+Rosbach within the next twelve hours." The idea was congenial to the
+gallantry of the duke; he smiled, and shook the bold speaker by the hand.
+
+"I see, by these lists," said Guiscard, as he slowly perused the returns,
+"that the troops with which we have been engaged to-day amounted to little
+more than twenty thousand men, under the new general, Dumourier. They
+fought badly, I think. I scarcely expected that they would have fought at
+all since the emigration of their officers. Sixteen or eighteen thousand
+men are already moving up from Flanders; a strong corps under my old
+acquaintance and countryman, Kellerman--and whatever he may be as an
+officer, a bolder and braver veteran does not exist--are coming, by forced
+marches, from the Rhine; the sea-coast towns are stripped of their
+garrisons, to supply a supplementary force; and I should not be surprised
+to find that we rather under, than over, calculated the force which will
+be in line against us within a week.
+
+"So be it!" exclaimed Varnhorst, "What are troops without discipline, and
+generals without science? Both made to be beaten. The fifty thousand
+Prussians with us would march through Europe. I am for the advance. That
+was a brilliant dash of Clairfait's this afternoon. Let us match it
+to-morrow morning."
+
+"It was admirable!" replied the duke, with the colour mounting to his
+cheek. "Any officer in Europe might envy the decision, the daring, and the
+success. His sagacity in discovering the weak point of the enemy's
+position, and his skill in its attack, deserve all praise. His flank
+movement _was_ perfectly admirable."
+
+"Well, we have only to try him again," exclaimed Varnhorst, with
+increasing animation. "We have turned the position, and taken a thousand
+prisoners and some guns. Our men are in high spirits; and, if I were in
+command of a corps to-morrow, my only countersign would be--'Paris.'"
+
+"Varnhorst," said the duke, "you have only anticipated my intention with
+regard to yourself. You shall have a command; the three brigades of
+Prussian grenadiers shall be given into your charge, and you shall operate
+on the flank. It is my wish to make our principal movement in that
+direction, and I _know_ you well."
+
+Varnhorst's gratitude almost denied him words; but his countenance spoke
+better than his tongue.
+
+One of those papers contained a detail of several projects by the leading
+members of the Assembly for the government of France. Guiscard, after
+bending his wise head over them, pronounced them all equally futile, and
+equally tending to democracy. The duke was of the opposite opinion, and
+after a glance at the papers, observed--"that he thought some of those
+schemes ingenious; but that they so closely resembled the ideas thrown out
+in Germany, under the patronage of the Emperor Joseph, as to deprive them
+of any strong claim to originality." "No," said he gaily, "I shall never
+believe that Frenchmen are changed, until I hear that there is no ballet
+in Paris; you might as well tell me, that the Swiss will abjure the money
+which makes a part of his distinction, as the Frenchman give up the laced
+coat, the powdered queue, and the order of St Louis at his buttonhole.
+Those things are the man, they are his mind, his senses, himself. He is a
+creation of monarchy--a clever, amusing, ingenious, and brave one; but
+rely upon my knowledge of human nature--if French nature be any thing of
+the kind--that Paris, a capital without balls, and a government without
+embroidery, will disgust him beyond all forgiveness. It is my opinion,
+that if democracy were formed to-morrow, it would be danced away in a week;
+or if every pedigree in France were burned in this evening's fire, you
+would have the Boulevards crowded with marquises and marchionesses before
+the month was over. Is my friend _un peu philosophe_?" He laughed at his
+own picture of a revolution, and his pleasantry of manner would have made
+his sentiments popular on any subject. Still, our long-headed friend,
+Guiscard, was not to be convinced.
+
+"I may have every contempt," said he, in a hurried tone, "for the
+shallowness of idlers and talkers attempting to mould men by theories; but
+the question whether France is to remain a monarchy or not, is one of the
+most pressing importance to your highness's operations. It is only in this
+practical sense that I should think of the topic at all. You have taken
+the frontier towns, and have beaten the frontier army. Thus, so far as the
+regular force of France is concerned, the war is at an end. But then comes
+the grand point. A country of thirty millions of people cannot be
+conquered, if they can but be roused to resist. All the troops of
+Europe--nay, perhaps all the princes of the earth--might perish before
+they fully conquered a country so large as France, with so powerful a
+population. This seems even to be one of the provisions of Providence
+against ambition, that an invasion of a populous country is the most
+difficult operation in the world, unless the people welcome the invader.
+It gives every ditch the character of a fortress, and every man the spirit
+of a soldier. I recollect no instance in European history, where an
+established kingdom was conquered by invasion. They all stand at this hour,
+as they stood a thousand years ago. In France, we found the people without
+leaders, without troops, and without experience in war; of course they
+have not resisted our hussars and guns. But they have not joined us. In
+any other country of Europe, we should have recruits crowding to ask for
+service. But the French farmer shuts up his house; the peasant flies; the
+citizen barricades his gates, and gives a cannon-shot for an answer. The
+whole land rejects us, if it dares not repel; and, if we conquer, we shall
+have to colonize."
+
+"Well, we must fight them into it," said Varnhorst.
+
+"Or leave them to fight themselves out of it," I observed--"my national
+prejudices not being favourable to reasoning at the point of the bayonet."
+
+"Or take the chances of the world, and float on wherever the surge carries
+us," laughed the duke.
+
+But Guiscard was still inflexible. His deep eye flashed with a light which
+I never could have looked for under those projecting brows. His cheek was
+visited by a tinge which argued a passionate interest in the subject; and,
+as he spoke, his tongue uttered a nervous and powerful eloquence, which
+showed that Guiscard was thrown among camps, while he might have figured
+in senates and councils. Of course, at this distance of time, I can offer
+but a faint memory of his bold and spontaneous wisdom.
+
+"I can see no result for France but democracy. This war is like no other
+since the fall of the Roman Empire. It is a war of the passions. What man
+can calculate the power of those untried elements? I implore your highness
+to consider with the deepest caution every step to be taken from this
+moment. Europe has no other commander whom it can place in a rank with
+yourself; and if you, at the head of the first army of Europe, shall find
+it necessary to retreat before the peasantry of France, it will form a
+disastrous era in the art of war, and a still more disastrous omen to
+every crowned head of Europe."
+
+The duke looked uneasy. But he merely said with a smile--"My dear Guiscard,
+we must keep these sentiments to ourselves in camp. You are a cosmopolite,
+and look on these things with too refined a speculation. Like myself, you
+have dined and supped with the Diderots and Raynals--pleasant people, no
+doubt, but dangerous advisers."
+
+"I have!" exclaimed his excited hearer; "and neither I, nor any other man,
+would have met them without admiring their talents. But I always looked on
+their _coterie_ as a sort of moral lunatics, the madder the more light
+they have."
+
+"Our question is simply one of fact," said the duke.
+
+"Yes, and of a fact on which the fate of Europe hinges at this moment! The
+monarchy of France is already cloven down. What wild shape of power is now
+to take up its fallen sword? The sovereignty of time, laws, and loyalty
+are in the grave, and the funeral rites will be bloody; but what hand is
+to make the ground of that grave firm enough to bear the foundations of a
+new throne?
+
+"The heels of our boots and the hoofs of our horses will trample it solid
+enough!" exclaimed Varnhorst.
+
+"The much stronger probability is," replied Guiscard, "that they will
+trample it into a mire so deep, that we may reckon the Allied powers
+fortunate if they can draw themselves out of it. France is revolutionized
+irrecoverably. Three things have been done within the last three months,
+any one of which would overthrow the strongest government on the Continent.
+By confiscating the property of the nobles, she has set the precedent for
+breaking down all property, thrown the prize into the hands of the
+populace, and thus, after corrupting them by the robbery, has bound them
+by the bribe. By destroying and banishing the persons of the nobility, she
+has done more than extinguish an antagonist to the mob--she has swept away
+a protector of the people. The provinces will henceforth be helpless;
+Paris will be the sovereign, and Paris itself will have the mob for its
+master. And by her third step, the ruin of the church, she has given the
+death-blow to the few and feeble feelings which acknowledged higher
+objects than those of the hour. The pressing point for us, is, how the
+Revolution will act upon the military spirit of the nation. The French nay
+succumb; but they make good soldiers, they are the only nation in Europe
+who have an actual fondness for war, who contemplate it as a pastime, and,
+in spite of all their defeats, regard it as their natural path to power."
+
+"But they fly before our squadrons," observed the duke.
+
+"Yes, as schoolboys fly before their master, until they are strong enough
+to rebel; or as the Indians fled before the lances and horses of Cortes,
+until they became accustomed to them. It would be infinitely wiser to
+leave the republicans to struggle with each other, than unite them by a
+national attack. Mobs, like the wolves, always fall upon the first wounded.
+The first faction that receives a blow in those campaigns of the Palais
+Royal, will have all the others tearing it to fragments. The custom will
+spread; every new drop of blood will let loose a torrent in retaliation;
+and when France has thus been drained of her fever, will be the time,
+either to restore her, or to paralyse for ever her power of disturbing the
+world."
+
+The sound of a gun from either flank of the army, reminded us that the
+hour of the evening hymn had come. It broke up our council. The
+incomparable harmony of so many thousand voices ascended into the air; and
+at the discharge of another gun, all was still once more. The night had
+now fallen, and the fatigues of the day made repose welcome. But the
+conversation of the last hour made me anxious to obtain all the knowledge
+of the actual state of the country, and the prospects of the campaign,
+which could be obtained from Guiscard. Varnhorst, full of a soldier's
+impetuosity, was gone to the quarters of his grenadiers, and was busy with
+hurried preparations for the morrow. The duke had retired, and, through
+the curtains of his tent, I could see the lamps by whose light his
+secretaries were in attendance, and with whom he would probably pass the
+greater part of the next twelve hours. With Guiscard I continued pacing up
+and down in front of our quarters, listening to the observations of a mind
+as richly stored, and as original, as I have ever met. He still persisted
+in his conviction, "that we had come at the wrong time, either too early
+or too late; _before_ the nation had grown weary of anarchy, and _after_
+they had triumphed over the throne. "The rebound," said he energetically,
+"will be terrible. Ten times our force would be thrown away in this war.
+The army may drive all things before its front; but it will be assailed in
+the rear, in the flanks--every where. It is like the lava which I have
+seen pour down from Etna into the sea. It drove the tide before it, and
+threw the water up in vapour; but they were too powerful for it after all.
+And there stands the lava fixed and cold, and there roll the surges once
+again, burying it from the sight of man."
+
+A sudden harmony of trumpets, from various points of the vast encampment,
+pierced the ear, and in another moment the whole line of the hills was
+crowned with flame. The signal for lighting the fires of the Austrian and
+Prussian outposts had been given, and the effect was almost magical. In
+this army all things were done with a regularity almost perfect. The
+trumpet spoke, and the answer was instantaneous. All comparisons are
+feeble to realities of this order--seen, too, while the heart of man is
+quickened to enjoy and wonder, and feels scarcely less than a new
+existence in the stirring events every where round him. The first
+comparison that struck me was the vague one of a shower of stars. The
+mountain pinnacles were in a blaze. The general fires of the bivouacs soon
+spread through the forest, and down the slopes of the hills, all round to
+the horizon.
+
+The night was fine, the air flowed refreshingly from the verdure of the
+immense woods, and the scent of the thyme and flowers of the heath,
+pressed by my foot, rose "wooingly on the air." All was calm and odorous.
+The flourish of the evening trumpets still continued to swell in the rich
+harmonies which German skill alone can breathe, and thoughts of the past
+and the future began to steal over my mind. I was once more in England,
+gazing on the splendid beauty of Clotilde; and imagining the thousand
+forms in which my weary fortunes must be shaped, before I dared offer her
+a share in my hopes of happiness. I saw Mariamne once more, with her smile
+reminding me of Shakspeare's exquisite picture--
+
+ "Oh, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful,
+ In the contempt and anger of that lip!"
+
+Then came a vision of my early home. The halls of Mortimer castle--the
+feebly surviving parent there, whom I still loved--the heartless and
+haughty brother--the pomp and pageantry to which he was born; while I was
+flung out into the wilderness, like the son of the handmaid, to perish, or,
+like him, escape only by a miracle. At that hour, perhaps, there were
+revels in the house of my fathers, while their descendant was wandering on
+a hill-side, in the midst of hostile armies, exposed to the chances of the
+conflict, and possibly only measuring with his pace the extent of his
+grave. But while I was thus sinking in heart, my hand, in making some
+unconscious gesture, struck the badge of Frederic's order on my bosom.
+What trifles change the current of human thoughts! That star threw more
+light over my darkness than the thousand constellations that studded the
+vault above my head. Success, honours, and public name, filled my mind. I
+saw all things, events, and persons through a brilliant haze of hope; and
+determining to follow fortune wherever she might lead me, abjured all
+thoughts of calamity in my unfriended, yet resolute career. Is it to
+consider the matter too curiously, to conceive that the laws of nature
+affect the mind? or that the spirit of man resembles an instrument, after
+all--an Aeolian harp, which owes all its pulses to the gusts that pass
+across its strings, and in which it simply depends upon the stronger or
+the feebler breeze, whether it shall smile with joyous and triumphant
+chords, or sink into throbs and sounds of sorrow?
+
+The galloping of horses roused me. It was Guiscard with an escort. "What!
+not in your bed yet?" was his hurried salutation. "So much the better; you
+will have a showy despatch to send to England to-night. Clairfait has just
+outdone himself. He found that the French were retreating, and he followed
+them without loss of time. His troops had been so dispersed by the service
+of the day, that he could collect but fifteen hundred hussars; and with
+these he gallantly set forth to pick up stragglers. His old acquaintance,
+Chazot, whom he had beaten the day before, was in command of a rearguard
+of ten thousand men. His fifteen hundred brave fellows were now exposed to
+ruin; and doubtless, if they had exhibited any show of retreating, they
+must have been ruined. But here Clairfait's _a la Turque_ style was
+exactly in place. He ordered that not a shot should be fired, but that the
+spur and sabre should do the business; and at once plunged into the mass
+of infantry, cavalry, and artillery. In five minutes the whole were put to
+the rout--guns, baggage, and ammunition taken; and the French
+general-in-chief as much stripped of his rearguard, as ever a peacock was
+plucked of his tail."
+
+"Will the duke follow up the blow?" was my enquiry.
+
+"Beyond doubt. I have just left him giving orders for the advancement of
+the whole line at daybreak; and unless M. Dumouier is remarkably on the
+alert, we shall have him supping in the camp within the next twenty-four
+hours. But you will have better intelligence from himself; for he bade me
+prepare you for meeting him, as he rides to the wing from which the march
+begins."
+
+"Excellent news! You and Varnhorst will be field-marshals before the
+campaign is over." His countenance changed.
+
+"No; my course unfortunately lies in a different direction. The duke has
+been so perplexed, by the delays continually forced upon him by the
+diplomacy of the Allied cabinets, that he has been more than once on the
+point of giving up the command. Clairfait's success, and the prospect of
+cutting off the retreat of the French, or of getting between them and
+Paris, have furnished him with new materials; and I am now on my way to
+Berlin, to put matters in the proper point of view. Farewell, Marston, I
+am sorry to lose you as a comrade; but we _must_ meet again--no laurels
+for _me_ now. The duke must not find me here; he will pass by within the
+next five minutes."
+
+The noble fellow sprang from his horse, and shook my hand with a fervour
+which I had not thought to be in his grave and lofty nature.
+
+"Farewell!" he uttered once more, and threw himself on his saddle, and was
+gone.
+
+I had scarcely lost the sound of his horse's hoofs, as they rattled up the
+stony ravine of the hill, when the sound of a strong body of cavalry
+announced the approach of the generalissimo. He soon rode up, and
+addressed me with his usual courtesy. "I really am afraid, Mr Marston,
+that you will think me in a conspiracy to prevent your enjoying a night's
+rest, for all our meetings, I think, have been at the 'witching hour!' But
+would you think it too much to mount your horse now, and ride with me,
+before you send your despatches to your cabinet? I must visit the troops
+of the left wing without delay; we can converse on the way."
+
+I was all obedience, a knight of Prussia, and therefore at his highness's
+service.
+
+"Well, well, I thought so. You English gentlemen are ready for every thing.
+In the mean time, while your horse is saddling, look over this letter.
+That was a gallant attempt of Clairfait's, and, if we had not been too far
+off to support him, we might have pounced upon the main body as
+effectually as he did upon the rear. Chazot has escaped, but one of M.
+Dumourier's aides-de-camp, a remarkably intelligent fellow, has been taken,
+and on him has been found the papers which I beg you to peruse."
+
+It was a letter from the commander-in-chief to the _Bureau de la Guerre_
+in Paris.
+
+"MONSIEUR LE MINISTRE,--I write this, after having been on horseback for
+eighteen hours. We must have reinforcements without a moment's delay, or
+we are lost--the honour of France is lost--France herself is lost. I have
+with me less than 20,000 men to defend the road to Paris against 100,000.
+The truth must be told--truth becomes a citizen. We have been beaten! I
+have been unable to hold the passes of Argonne, and the enemy's hussars
+are already scouring the country in my rear. I have sent order upon order
+to Kellerman, and all my answer is, that he is preparing to advance; but
+he has not stirred a step. I daresay, that he is playing trictrac at Metz
+this moment.
+
+"My march from the Argonne has been a bold manoeuvre, but it has cost us
+something. Chazot, to whom I entrusted the protection of the march, and to
+whom I had given the strictest orders to keep the enemy's light troops at
+a distance, has suffered himself to be entrapped by those experienced
+campaigners, and has lost men. Duval fought bravely at the head of his
+brigade, and Miranda narrowly escaped being taken, in a dashing attempt to
+save the park of artillery. He had a horse killed under him, and was taken
+from the field insensible. Macdonald, who takes this, will explain more.
+He is a promising officer--give him a step. In the mean time, send me
+every man that you can. _France is in danger_."
+
+"The object now," observed the duke, "will be, to press upon the enemy in
+his present state of disorder, until we shall either be enabled to force
+him to fight a pitched battle at a disadvantage, or strike in between him
+and the capital. And now forward!"
+
+I mounted, and we rode through the camp--the duke occasionally giving some
+order for the morning to the officers commanding the successive divisions,
+and conversing with me on the points in discussion between England and the
+Allies. He was evidently dissatisfied with continental politics.
+
+"The king and the emperor are both sincere; but that is more than I can
+always say for those about them. We have too many Italians, and even
+Frenchmen, at our German courts. They are republicans to a man; and, by
+consequence, every important measure is betrayed. I can perceive, in the
+manoeuvres of the enemy's general, that he must have been acquainted with
+my last despatch from Berlin; and, I am so thoroughly persuaded of the
+fact, that I mean to manoeuvre to-morrow on that conviction. The order
+from Berlin is, that I shall act upon his flanks. Within two hours after
+daylight I shall make a push for his centre; and, breaking through that,
+shall separate his wings, and crush them at my leisure. One would think,"
+said he, pausing, and looking round him with the exaltation of conscious
+power, "that the troops had overheard us, and already anticipated a
+victory."
+
+The sight from the knoll, where we drew our bridles, was certainly of the
+most striking kind. The fires, which at first I had seen glittering only
+on the mountain tops, were now blazing in all quarters; in the cleared
+spaces of the forest, on the heaths and in the ravines: the heaps of
+fagots gathered for the winter consumption of the cities, by woodmen of
+the district, were put in requisition, and the axes of the pioneers laid
+many a huge larch and elm on the blaze. Soldiers seldom think much of
+those who are to come after them; and the flames shot up among the
+thickets with the most unsparing brilliancy. Cheerfulness, too, prevailed;
+the sounds of laughter, and gay voices, and songs, arose on every side.
+The well-preserved game of this huge hunting-ground, the old vexation of
+the French peasant, now fell into hands which had no fear of the galleys
+for a shot at a wild boar, or bringing down a partridge. The fires
+exhibited many a substantial specimen of forest luxury in the act of
+preparation. No man enjoys rest and food like the soldier. A day's
+fighting and fasting gives a sense of delight to both, such as the man of
+cities can scarcely conceive. No epicure at his most _recherche_ board
+ever knew the true pleasure of the senses, equal to the campaigner
+stretched upon the grass, until his supper was ready, and then sitting
+down to it. I acknowledge, that to me that simple rest, and that simple
+meal, often gave a sense of enjoyment which I have never even conceived in
+the luxuries of higher life. The instantaneous sleep that followed; the
+night without a restless moment; the awaking with all my powers refreshed,
+and yet with as complete an unconsciousness of the hours past away, as if
+I had lain down but the moment before, and started from night into
+sunshine--all belong to the campaigner: he has his troubles, but his
+enjoyments are his own, exclusive, delicious, incomparable.
+
+An officer of the staff now rode up to make a report on some movement of
+the division intended to lead in the morning, and the duke gave me
+permission to retire. He galloped off in the direction of the column, and
+I slowly pursued my way to my quarters. Yet I could not resist many a halt,
+to gaze on the singular beauty of the bursts of flame which lighted the
+landscape. More than once, it reminded me of the famous Homeric
+description of the Trojan bivouac by the ships. All the images were the
+same, except that, for the sea, we had the endless meadows of Champagne,
+and, for the ships, the remote tents of the enemy. We had the fire, the
+exulting troops, the carouse, the picketed horses, the shouts and songs,
+the lustre of the autumnal sky, and the bold longings for victory and the
+dawn. Even in Pope's feeble translation, the scene is animated--
+
+ "The troops exulting sate in order round,
+ And beaming fires illumined all the ground."
+
+Then follows the famous simile of the moon, suddenly throwing its radiance
+over the obscure features of the landscape.
+
+But Homer, the poet of realities, soon returns to the true material--
+
+ "So many flames before proud Ilion blaze,
+ And lighten glimmering Xanthus with their rays,
+ A thousand piles the dusky horrors gild,
+ And shoot a shadowy lustre o'er the field.
+ Full fifty guards each flaming pile attend,
+ Whose umber'd arms by fits thick flashes send;
+ Loud neigh the coursers o'er their heaps of corn,
+ And ardent warriors wait the rising morn."
+
+I leave it to others to give the history of this campaign, one of the most
+memorable of Europe from its consequences--the tramp of that army roused
+the slumbering giant of France. If the Frenchman said of a battle, that it
+was like a ball-room, you see little beyond your opposite partner; he
+might have said of a campaign, that you scarcely see even so much. The
+largeness of the scale is beyond all personal observation. I can answer
+only for myself, that I was on horseback before daybreak, and marched in
+the midst of columns which had no more doubt of beating up the enemy's
+quarters than they had of eating their first meal. All were in the highest
+spirits; and the opinions of the staff, among whom the duke had assigned
+me a place, were so sanguine, that I felt some concern at their reaching
+the ear of the captive aide-de-camp. This induced me to draw him away
+gradually from the crowd. I found him lively, as his countrymen generally
+are, but exhibiting at once a strength of observation and a frankness of
+language which are more uncommon.
+
+"I admit," said he, "that you have beaten us; but this is the natural
+effect of your incomparable discipline. Our army is new, our general new,
+every thing new but our imprudence, in venturing to meet your 100,000 with
+our 25,000. Yet France is not beaten. In fact, you have not met the French
+up to this hour."
+
+"What!" I exclaimed in surprise; "of what nation are the troops which we
+have fought in the Argonne, and are now following through the high-road to
+Paris? The Duke of Brunswick will be amused by hearing that he has been
+wasting his cannon-shot on spectres."
+
+"Ah, you English," he replied with a broad laugh, which made me still more
+doubt his nation, "are such matter-of-fact people, that you require
+substance in every thing. But what are the troops of France? Brave fellows
+enough, but not one of them has ever seen a shot fired in his life; even
+the few battalions which we had in America saw nothing but hedge-firing.
+The men before you have never seen more service than they could find in a
+cabaret, or hunting a highwayman. Some of them, I admit, have served their
+King in the shape of shouldering their muskets at his palace gates in
+Versailles, or marching in a procession of cardinals and confessors to
+Notre-Dame. My astonishment is, that at the first shot they did not all
+run to their soup, and at the second leave their muskets to take care of
+themselves. But they are brave; and, if they once learn to fight, the
+pupils will beat the master."
+
+"You are a philosopher, Monsieur, but, I hope, no prophet. I think I
+observe in you something of our English blood after all. You have opinions,
+and speak them."
+
+"Not quite English, nor quite French. My father was a borderer; so not
+even exactly either English or Scotch. He took up arms for the son of
+James--of course was ruined, as every one was who had to do with Stuart
+from the beginning of time--luckily escaped after the crash of Culloden,
+entered the Scottish Brigade here, and left to me nothing but his memory,
+his sword, and the untarnished name of Macdonald." I bowed to a name so
+connected with honour, and the lively aide-de-camp and I became from that
+moment, fast friends. After a long and fatiguing march, about noon, in one
+of the most sultry days of a British autumn, our advanced guard reached
+the front of the enemy's position. The outposts were driven in at once,
+and the whole army, as it came up, was formed in order of battle. Rumours
+had been spread of large reinforcements being on their way; and the clouds
+of dust which rose along the plain, and the confused sound of
+baggage-wagons, and heavy guns behind the hills, rendered it probable.
+Still the country before us was clear to the eye, and our whole force
+moved slowly forward to storm a range of heights, in the shape of a
+half-moon, which commanded the field. This was one of the sights which
+nothing but war can furnish, and to which no other sight on earth is equal.
+The motion, the shouts, the rapidity of all things--the galloping of the
+cavalry--the rolling of the parks of artillery--the rush of the light
+troops--the pressing march of the battalions--and all glittering with all
+the pomps of war, waving standards, flashing sabres, and the blaze thrown
+back from the columns' bayonets, that looked like sheets of steel, made me
+almost breathless. The aide-de-camp evidently enjoyed the sight as much as
+myself, and gave way to that instinct, by which man is a wolf, let the
+wise say what they will, and exults in war. But when he heard shots fired
+from the range of hills, his countenance changed.
+
+"There must be some mistake here," he said, with sudden gravity.
+"Dumourier could never have intended to hold his position so far in
+advance, and so wholly unprotected. Those troops will be lost, and the
+whole campaign may be compromised."
+
+The attack now commenced along the line, and the resistance was evidently
+serious. A heavy fire was sustained for some time; but the troops
+gradually established themselves on the lower part of the range. "I know
+it all now!" exclaimed my agitated companion, after a long look through my
+glass: "it is Kellerman's corps," said he, "which ought to have been a
+league to the rear of its present position at this moment. He must have
+received counter orders since I left him, or been desperately deceived;
+another half hour there, and he will never leave those hills but a
+prisoner or a corpse." From the shaking of his bridle, and the nervous
+quivering of his manly countenance, I saw how eagerly he would have
+received permission to bring the French general out of his dilemma. But he
+was a man of honour, and I was sure of him. In the midst of a thunder of
+cannon, which absolutely seemed to shake the ground under our feet, the
+firing suddenly ceased on the enemy's side. The cessation was followed on
+ours; there was an extraordinary silence over the field, and probably the
+generalissimo expected a flag of truce, or some proposal for the
+capitulation of the enemy's corps. But none came; and after a pause, in
+which aides-de-camp and orderlies were continually galloping between the
+advance and the spot where the duke stood at the head of his staff, the
+line moved again, and the hill was in our possession. But Kellerman was
+gone; and before our light troops could make any impression on the
+squadrons which covered the movement, he had again taken up a position on
+the formidable ground which was destined to figure so memorably in the
+annals of French soldiership, the heights of Valmy.
+
+"What think you now, my friend?" was my question.
+
+"Just what I thought before," was the answer. "We want science, without
+which bravery _may_ fail; but we have bravery, without which science
+_must_ fail. Kellerman may have been deceived in his first position, but
+he has evidently retrieved his error. He has now shortened his distance
+from his reinforcements, he has secured one of the most powerful positions
+in the country, and unless yon drive him out of it before nightfall, you
+might as well storm Ehrenbreitstein, or your own Gibraltar, by morning."
+
+"Well, the experiment is about to be made, for my glass shows me our
+howitzers _en masse_, moving up to cannonade him with grape and canister.
+He will have an uneasy bivouac of it."
+
+"Whether Kellerman can manoeuvre, I do not know. But that he will fight, I
+am perfectly sure. He is old, but one of the most daring and firm officers
+in our service. If it is in his orders to maintain those heights, he will
+hold them to his last cartridge and his last man."
+
+Our conversation was now lost in the roar of artillery, and after a
+tremendous fire of an hour on the French position, which was answered with
+equal weight from the heights, a powerful division was sent to assail the
+principal battery. The attempt was gallantly made, and the success seemed
+infallible, when I heard, through all the roar, the exclamation of
+Macdonald, "Brave Steingell!" At the words, he pointed to a heavy column
+of infantry hurrying down the ravine in rear of the redoubt.
+
+"Those are from the camp," he exclaimed, "and a few thousands more will
+make the post impregnable."
+
+The sight of the column seemed to have given renewed vigour to both sides;
+for, while the French guns rapidly increased their fire, aided by the
+musketry of the newly arrived troops, the Prussian artillerists, then the
+first in Europe, threw in their balls in such showers, that the forest,
+which hitherto had largely screened the enemy, began to fall in masses;
+branch and trunk were swept away, and the ground became as naked of cover
+as if it had been stripped by the axe. The troops thus exposed could not
+withstand this "iron hail," and they were palpably staggered. The retreat
+of a brigade, after suffering immense loss, shook the whole line, and
+produced a charge of our dragoons up the hill. I gave an involuntary
+glance at Macdonald. He was pale and exhausted; but in another moment his
+eye sparkled, his colour came, and I heard him exclaim, "Bravo, Chazot!
+All is not lost yet." I saw a group of mounted officers galloping into the
+very spot which had been abandoned by the brigade, and followed by the
+colours of three or four battalions, which were planted directly under our
+fire. "There comes Chazot with his division!" cried the aide-de-camp;
+"gallant fellow, let him now make up for his ill fortune! Monsieur
+Brunswick will not sleep on the hill of Valmy to-night. He has been unable
+to force the centre, and now both flanks are secured: another attack would
+cost him ten thousand men. Nor will Monsieur Brunswick sleep on the hills
+of Valmy to-morrow. Dumourier was right; there was his Thermopylae. But it
+will not be stormed. _Vive la France!_"
+
+The prediction was nearly true. The unexpected reinforcements, and the
+approach of night, determined the generalissimo to abandon the assault for
+the time. The fire soon slackened, the troops were withdrawn, and, after a
+heavy loss on both sides, both slept upon the field.
+
+I was roused at midnight from the deep sleep of fatigue, by an order to
+attend the duke, who was then holding a council. Varnhorst was my summoner,
+and on our way he slightly explained the purpose of his mission. "We are
+all in rather bad spirits at the result of to-day's action. The affair
+itself was not much, as it was only between detachments, but it shows two
+things; that the French are true to their revolutionary nonsense, and that
+they can fight. On even ground we have beaten them, and shall beat them
+again; but if Champagne gives them cover, what will it be when we get into
+the broken country that lies between this and Paris? Still there has been
+no rising of the people, and until then, we have nothing to fear for the
+event of the campaign."
+
+"What then have you to fear?" was my question. "What calls the council
+to-night?"
+
+"My good friend," said Varnhorst with a grave smile, which more reminded
+me of Guiscard, "remember the Arab apologue, that every man is born with
+two strings tied to him, one large and visible, but made of twisted
+feathers; the other so fine as to be invisible, but made of twisted steel.
+Thus there are few men without a visible motive, which all can see, and an
+invisible one--which, however, pulls then just as the puller pleases.
+Berlin pulls now, and the duke's glory and the good of Europe must be
+sacrificed to policy."
+
+"But will the king suffer this? Will the emperor stand by and see this
+done?"
+
+"They are both zealous for the liberation of the unfortunate royal family.
+But, _entre nous_--and this is a secret which I scarcely dare whisper even
+in a French desert--their counsellors have other ideas. Poland is the
+prize to which the ministers of both courts look. They know that the
+permanent possession of French provinces is impossible. It is against the
+will of your great country, against the deepest request of the French king,
+and against their own declarations. But Polish seizures would give them
+provinces to which nobody has laid claim, and which nobody can envy. The
+consequence is, that a negotiation is on foot at this moment to conclude
+the war by treaty, and, having ensured the safety of the royal family, to
+withdraw the army into Lorraine."
+
+"Why am I then summoned?"
+
+"To put your signature to the preliminaries."
+
+I started with indignation. "They shall wait long enough if they wait till
+I sign them. I shall not attend this council."
+
+"Observe," said Varnhorst, "I have spoken only on conjecture. If I return
+without you, my candour will be rewarded by an instant sentence for
+Spandau."
+
+This decided me. I shook my gallant friend by the hand, the cloud passed
+from his brow, and we rode together to the council. This was of a more
+formal nature than I had yet witnessed. Two officers expressly sent from
+Vienna and Berlin, a kind of military envoys, had brought the decisions of
+their respective cabinets upon the crisis. The duke said little. He had
+lost his gay nonchalance of manners, and was palpably dispirited and
+disappointed. His address to me was gracious as ever; but he was more of
+the prince and the diplomatist, and less of the soldier. Our sitting
+closed with a resolution, to agree upon an armistice, and to make the
+immediate release of the king one of the stipulations. I combated the
+proposal as long as I could with decorum. I placed, in the strongest light
+that I could, the immense impulse which any pause in our advance must give
+to the revolutionary spirit in France, or even in Europe--the
+impossibility of relying on any negotiation which depended on the will of
+the rabble--and, above all, the certainty that the first sign of tardiness
+on the part of the Allies would overthrow the monarchy, which was now kept
+in existence only by the dread of our arms. I was overruled. The proposal
+for the armistice was signed by all present but one--that one myself. And
+as we broke up silently and sullenly, at the first glimpse of a cold and
+stormy dawn, the fit omen of our future fate, I saw a secretary of the
+duke, accompanied by Macdonald, sent off to the headquarters of the enemy.
+
+All was now over, and I thought of returning to my post at Paris. I spent
+the rest of the day in paying parting civilities to my gallant friends,
+and ordered my caleche to be in readiness by morning. But my prediction
+had been only too true, though I had not calculated on so rapid a
+fulfilment. The knowledge of the armistice was no sooner made
+public--and, to do the French general justice, he lost neither time nor
+opportunity--than it was regarded as a national triumph. The electric
+change of public opinion, in this most electric of all countries, raised
+the people from a condition of the deepest terror to the highest
+confidence. Every man in France was a soldier, and every soldier a hero.
+This was the miracle of twenty-four hours. Dumourier's force instantly
+swelled to 100,000 men. He might have had a million, if he had asked for
+them. The whole country became impassable. Every village poured out its
+company of armed peasants; and, notwithstanding the diplomatic cessation
+of hostilities, a real, universal, and desperate peasant war broke upon us
+on every side.
+
+After a week of this most harassing warfare, in which we lost ten times
+the number of men which it would have cost to march over the bodies of
+Dumourier's army to the capital, the order was issued for a general
+retreat to the frontier. I remembered Mordecai's letter; but it was now
+too late. Even if I could have turned my horse's head to a French post, I
+felt myself bound to share the fortunes of the gallant army to which I had
+been so closely attached. In the heat of youth, I went even further, and,
+as my mission had virtually ceased, and I wore a Prussian order, I took
+the _un_diplomatic step of proposing to act as one of the duke's
+aides-de-camp until the army had left the enemy's territory. Behold me now,
+a hulan of the duke's guard! I found no reason to repent my choice, though
+our service was remarkably severe. The present war was chiefly against the
+light troops and irregulars of the retreating army--the columns being too
+formidable to admit of attack, at least by the multitude. Forty thousand
+men, of the main army of France, were appointed to the duty of "seeing us
+out of the country." But every attempt at foraging, every movement beyond
+the range of our cannon, was instantly met by a peasant skirmish. Every
+village approached by our squadrons, exhibited a barricade, from which we
+were fired on; every forest produced a succession of sharp encounters; and
+the passage of every river required as much precaution, and as often
+produced a serious contest, as if we were at open war. Thus we were
+perpetually on the wing, and our personal escapes were often of the most
+hair-breadth kind. If we passed through a thicket, we were sure to be met
+by a discharge of bullets; if we dismounted from our horses to take our
+hurried and scanty meal, we found some of them shot at the inn-door; if we
+flung ourselves, as tired as hounds after a chase, on the straw of a
+village stable, the probability was that we were awakened by finding the
+thatch in a blaze. How often we envied the easier life of the battalions!
+But there an enemy, more fearful than the peasantry, began to show itself.
+The weather had changed to storms of rain and bitter wind; the plains of
+Champagne, never famed for fertility, were now as wild and bare as a
+Russian steppe. The worst provisions, supplied on the narrowest
+scale--above all, disgust, the most fatal canker of the soldier's
+soul--spread disease among the ranks; and the roads on which we followed
+the march, gave terrible evidence of the havoc that every hour made among
+them. The mortality at last became so great, that it seemed not unlikely
+that the whole army would thus melt away before it reached the boundary of
+this land of death.
+
+The horror of the scene even struck the peasantry, and whether through
+fear of the contagion, or through the uselessness of hunting down men who
+were treading to the grave by thousands, the peasantry ceased to follow us.
+Yet such was the wretchedness of that hideous progress, that this
+cessation of hostility was scarcely a relief. The animation of the
+skirmishes, though it often cost life, yet kept the rest more alive; the
+strategem, the adventure, the surprise, nay, even the failure and escape,
+relieved us from the dreadful monotony of the life, or rather the
+half-existence, to which we were now condemned. Our buoyant and brilliant
+career was at an end; we were now only the mutes and mourners of a funeral
+procession of seventy thousand men.
+
+I still look back with an indescribable shudder at the scenes which we
+were compelled to witness from day to day during that month of misery; for
+the march, which began in the first days of October, was protracted till
+its end. I had kept up my spirits when many a more vigorous frame had sunk,
+and many a maturer mind had desponded; but the perpetual recurrence of the
+same dreary spectacles, the dying, and the more fortunate dead, covering
+the highways, the fields, and the village streets, at length sank into my
+soul. Some recollections of earlier principles, and the memory of my old
+friend Vincent, prevented my taking the summary and unhappy means of
+ridding myself of my burden, which I saw daily resorted to among the
+soldiery--a bullet through the brain, or a bayonet through the heart,
+cured all. But, thanks to early impressions, I was determined to wait the
+hand of the enemy, or the course of nature. Many a night I lay down beside
+my starving charger, with something of a hope that I should never see
+another morning; and many a morning, when I dragged my feeble limbs from
+the cold and wet ground, I looked round the horizon for the approach of
+some enemy's squadron, or peasant band, which might give me an honourable
+chance of escape from an existence now no longer endurable. But all was in
+vain. For leagues round no living object was visible, except that long
+column, silently and slowly winding on through the distance, like an army
+of spectres.
+
+My diminished squadron had at length become almost the only rear-guard.
+From a hundred and fifty as fine fellows as ever sat a charger, we were
+now reduced to a third. All its officers, youths of the first families of
+Prussia, had either been left behind dying in the villages, or had been
+laid in the graves by the road-side, and I was now the only commandant.
+Perhaps even this circumstance was the means of saving my life. My new
+responsibility compelled me to make some exertion; and I felt that, live
+or die, I might still earn an honourable name. Even in those darkest hours,
+the thought that Clotilde might ask where and how I finished my
+ill-fortuned career, and perhaps give a moment's sorrow to one who
+remembered her to the last, had its share in restoring me to a sense of
+the world. In that sort of fond frenzy, which seems so fantastic when it
+is past, but so natural, and is actually so irresistible while it is in
+the mind, I wrote down my feelings, wild as they were--my impossible hopes,
+and a promise never to forget her while I remained in this world, and, if
+there could be an intercourse between the living and the dead, in that
+world to which I felt myself hastening. I then bade her a solemn and
+heartfelt farewell. Placing the paper in my bosom, with a locket
+containing a ringlet of her beautiful hair, which Marianne had contrived
+to obtain for me, the only legacy I had to offer, I felt as if I had done
+my last duty among mankind.
+
+Still we wandered on, through a country which had the look of a boundless
+cemetery. Not a peasant was met; not a sound of human labour, joy or
+sorrow, reached the ear; not a smoke rose from mansion or cottage; all was
+still, except when the wind burst in bitter gusts over the plain, or the
+almost ceaseless rain swelled into sheets, and sent the rivers roaring
+down before us. If the land had never been inhabited, or had been swept of
+its inhabitants by an avenging Providence, it could not have been more
+solitary. I never conceived the idea of the wilderness before. It was the
+intensity of desolation.
+
+We seemed even to make no progress. We began to think that the scene would
+never change. But one evening, when the troop had lain down under the
+shelter of a knoll, my sergeant, a fine Hungarian, whose eyes had been
+sharpened by hussar service on the Turkish border, aroused me, saying that
+he had discovered French horse-tracks in advance of us. We were all
+instantly on the alert, the horse-tracks were found to be numerous, and it
+was evident that a strong body of the enemy's cavalry had managed to get
+in between us and the army. It is true that there was a treaty, in which
+the unmolested movement of the duke was an article. But, it might have
+been annulled; or the French general might have been inclined to make a
+daring experiment on our worn-down battalions; or, at all events, it was
+our business to keep him as far off as we could. We were on horseback
+immediately. The track led us along the high-road for one or two leagues
+and then turned off towards a village on a height at some distance. We now
+paused, and the question was, whether to follow the enemy, or to dismount
+and try to rest ourselves, and our tired horses, for the night. We had
+scarcely come to the decision of unloosing girths, when the sky above the
+village showed a sudden glow; and a confused clamour of voices came upon
+the wind. Dispatching an orderly to the duke, to inform him of the French
+movement, we rode towards the village. We found the road in its immediate
+neighbourhood covered with fugitives; who, however, instead of flying from
+us with the usual horror of the peasantry, threw themselves beside our
+stirrups, hung on our bridles, and implored us with every wild
+gesticulation to hasten to the gates. All that I could learn from the
+outcries of men, women, and children, was, that their village, or rather
+town--for we found it of considerable size--had been the quarters of some
+of the Austrian cavalry, and that the officers had given a ball, to which
+the leading families had been invited. The ball was charged as a national
+crime by the democrats in Paris, and a regiment of horse had been sent to
+punish the unfortunate town.
+
+To attack such a force with fifty worn-out men, was obviously hopeless,
+and my hulans, brave as they were, hung down their heads; but a fresh
+concourse came rushing from the gates with even louder outcries than
+before, and the words, _massacre_ and _conflagration_, were heard with
+fearful emphasis. While I pondered for a moment on our want of means, a
+fine old man, with his white hair stained with blood from a sabre wound in
+his forehead, clung to my charger's neck, and implored me, by the honour
+of soldiership, to make but one effort against the revolutionary brigands,
+as he termed them. "I am a French officer and noble!" he exclaimed--"I
+have served my king, I have a son in the army of Conde, and now the
+wretches have seized on my only daughter, my Amalia, and they are carrying
+her to their accursed guillotine." I could resist no longer; yet I looked
+round despairingly at my force. "Follow me," said the agonized old man;
+"one half of the villains are drunk in the cafes already, the other half
+are busy in that horrid procession to the axe. I shall take you by a
+private way, and you may fall upon them by surprise. You shall find me,
+and all who belong to me, sword in hand by your side. Come on; and the God
+of battles, and protector of the unhappy, will give you victory." He knelt
+at my feet, with his hands upraised.--"For my child's sake!"--he continued
+faintly to exclaim--"for my innocent child's sake!" I saw tears fall down
+some of our bronzed faces, and I had but one word to utter; but that
+was--"Forward!" We followed our guide swiftly and silently through the
+narrow streets; and then suddenly emerging into the public square, saw
+such a sight of terror as never before met my eyes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SECESSION FROM THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND.
+
+
+A great revolution has taken place in Scotland. A greater has been
+threatened. Nor is that danger even yet certainly gone by. Upon the
+accidents of such events as may arise for the next five years, whether
+fitted or not fitted to revive discussions in which many of the
+Non-seceders went in various degrees along with the Seceders, depends the
+final (and, in a strict sense, the very awful) question, What is to be the
+fate of the Scottish church? Lord Aberdeen's Act is well qualified to
+tranquillize the agitations of that body; and at an earlier stage, if not
+intercepted by Lord Melbourne, might have prevented them in part. But Lord
+Aberdeen has no power to stifle a conflagration once thoroughly kindled.
+That must depend in a great degree upon the favourable aspect of events
+yet in the rear.
+
+Meantime these great disturbances are not understood in England; and
+chiefly on the differences between the two nations as to the language of
+their several churches and law courts. The process of ordination and
+induction is totally different under the different ecclesiastical
+administrations of the two kingdoms. And the church courts of Scotland do
+not exist in England. We write, therefore, with an express view to the
+better information of England proper. And, with this purpose, we shall
+lead the discussion through four capital questions:--
+
+I. _What_ is it that has been done by the moving party?
+
+II. _How_ was it done? By what agencies and influence?
+
+III. What were the _immediate results_ of these acts?
+
+IV. What are the _remote results_ yet to be apprehended?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I. First, then, WHAT _is it that has been done_?
+
+Up to the month of May in 1834, the fathers and brothers of the "Kirk"
+were in harmony as great as humanity can hope to see. Since May 1834, the
+church has been a fierce crater of volcanic agencies, throwing out of her
+bosom one-third of her children; and these children are no sooner born
+into their earthly atmosphere, than they turn, with unnatural passions, to
+the destruction of their brethren. What _can_ be the grounds upon which an
+_acharnement_ so deadly has arisen?
+
+It will read to the ears of a stranger almost as an experiment upon his
+credulity, if we tell the simple truth. Being incredible, however, it is
+not the less true; and, being monstrous it will yet be recorded in history,
+that the Scottish church has split into mortal feuds upon two points
+absolutely without interest to the nation: 1st, Upon a demand for creating
+clergymen by a new process; 2dly, Upon a demand for Papal latitude of
+jurisdiction. Even the order of succession in these things is not without
+meaning. Had the second demand stood first, it would have seemed possible
+that the two demands might have grown up independently, and so far
+conscientiously. But, according to the realities of the case, this is
+_not_ possible, the second demand grew _out_ of the first. The interest of
+the Seceders, as locked up in their earliest requisition, was that which
+prompted their second. Almost every body was contented with the existing
+mode of creating the pastoral relation. Search through Christendom,
+lengthways and breadthways, there was not a public usage, an institution,
+an economy, which more profoundly slept in the sunshine of divine favour
+or of civil prosperity, than the peculiar mode authorized and practised in
+Scotland of appointing to every parish its several pastor. Here and there
+an ultra-Presbyterian spirit might prompt a murmur against it. But the
+wise and intelligent approved; and those who had the appropriate--that is,
+the religious interest--confessed that it was practically successful. From
+whom, then, came the attempt to change? Why, from those only who had an
+alien interest, an indirect interest, an interest of ambition in its
+subversion. As matters stood in the spring of 1834, the patron of each
+benefice, acting under the severest restraints--restraints which (if the
+church courts did their duty) left no room or possibility for an unfit man
+to creep in, nominated the incumbent. In a spiritual sense, the church had
+all power: by refusing, first of all, to "_license_" unqualified persons;
+secondly, by refusing to "_admit_" out of these licensed persons such as
+might have become warped from the proper standard of pastoral fitness, the
+church had a negative voice, all-potential in the creation of clergymen;
+the church could exclude whom she pleased. But this contented her not.
+Simply to shut out was an ungracious office, though mighty for the
+interests of orthodoxy through the land. The children of this world, who
+became the agitators of the church, clamoured for something more. They
+desired for the church that she should become a lady patroness; that she
+should give as well as take away; that she should wield a sceptre, courted
+for its bounties, and not merely feared for its austerities. Yet how
+should this be accomplished? Openly to translate upon the church the
+present power of patrons--_that_ were too revolutionary, that would have
+exposed its own object. For the present, therefore, let this device
+prevail--let the power nominally be transferred to congregations; let this
+be done upon the plea that each congregation understands best what mode of
+ministrations tends to its own edification. There lies the semblance of a
+Christian plea; the congregation, it is said, has become anxious for
+itself; the church has become anxious for the congregation. And then, if
+the translation should be effected, the church has already devised a means
+for appropriating the power which she has unsettled; for she limits this
+power to the communicants at the sacramental table. Now, in Scotland,
+though not in England, the character of communicant is notoriously created
+or suspended by the clergyman of each parish; so that, by the briefest of
+circuits, the church causes the power to revolve into her own hands.
+
+That was the first change--a change full of Jacobinism; and for which to
+be published was to be denounced. It was necessary, therefore, to place
+this Jacobin change upon a basis privileged from attack. How should _that_
+be done? The object was to create a new clerical power; to shift the
+election of clergymen from the lay hands in which law and usage had lodged
+it; and, under a plausible mask of making the election popular,
+circuitously to make it ecclesiastical. Yet, if the existing patrons of
+church benefices should see themselves suddenly denuded of their rights,
+and within a year or two should see these rights settling determinately
+into the hands of the clergy, the fraud, the fraudulent purpose, and the
+fraudulent machinery, would have stood out in gross proportions too
+palpably revealed. In this dilemma the reverend agitators devised a second
+scheme. It was a scheme bearing triple harvests; for, at one and the same
+time, it furnished the motive which gave a constructive coherency and
+meaning to the original purpose, it threw a solemn shadow over the rank
+worldliness of that purpose, and it opened a diffusive tendency towards
+other purposes of the same nature, as yet undeveloped. The device was this:
+in Scotland, as in England, the total process by which a parish clergyman
+is created, subdivides itself into several successive acts. The initial
+act belongs to the patron of the benefice: he must "_present_"; that is,
+he notifies the fact of his having conferred the benefice upon A B, to a
+public body which officially takes cognizance of this act; and that body
+is, not the particular parish concerned, but the presbytery of the
+district in which the parish is seated. Thus far the steps, merely legal,
+of the proceedings, were too definite to be easily disturbed. These steps
+are sustained by Lord Aberdeen as realities, and even by the
+Non-intrusionists were tolerated as formalities.
+
+But at this point commence other steps not so rigorously defined by law or
+usage, nor so absolutely within one uniform interpretation of their value.
+In practice they had long sunk into forms. But ancient forms easily lend
+themselves to a revivification by meanings and applications, new or old,
+under the galvanism of democratic forces. The disturbers of the church,
+passing by the act of "presentation" as an obstacle too formidable to be
+separately attacked on its own account, made their stand upon one of the
+two acts which lie next in succession. It is the regular routine, that the
+presbytery, having been warned of the patron's appointment, and having
+"received" (in technical language) the presentee--that is, having formally
+recognised him in that character--next appoint a day on which he is to
+preach before the congregation. This sermon, together with the prayers by
+which it is accompanied, constitute the probationary act according to some
+views; but, according to the general theory, simply the inaugural act by
+which the new pastor places himself officially before his future
+parishioners. Decorum, and the sense of proportion, seem to require that
+to every commencement of a very weighty relation, imposing new duties,
+there should be a corresponding and ceremonial entrance. The new pastor,
+until this public introduction, could not be legitimately assumed for
+known to the parishioners. And accordingly at this point it was--viz.
+subsequently to his authentic publication, as we may call it--that, in the
+case of any grievous scandal known to the parish as outstanding against
+him, arose the proper opportunity furnished by the church for lodging the
+accusation, and for investigating it before the church court. In default,
+however, of any grave objection to the presentee, he was next summoned by
+the presbytery to what really _was_ a probationary act at their bar; viz.
+an examination of his theological sufficiency. But in this it could not be
+expected that he should fail, because he must previously have satisfied
+the requisitions of the church in his original examination for a license
+to preach. Once dismissed with credit from this bar, he was now beyond all
+further probation whatsoever; in technical phrase, he was entitled to
+"admission." Such were the steps, according to their orderly succession,
+by which a man consummated the pastoral tie with any particular parish.
+And all of these steps, subsequent to the "_reception_" and inaugural
+preaching, were now summarily characterised by the revolutionists as
+"spiritual;" for the sake of sequestering them into their own hands. As to
+the initiatory act of presentation, _that_ might be secular, and to be
+dealt with by a secular law. But the rest were acts which belonged not to
+a kingdom of this world. "These," with a new-born scrupulosity never heard
+of until the revolution of 1834, clamoured for new casuistries; "these,"
+said the agitators, "we cannot consent any longer to leave in their state
+of collapse as mere inert or ceremonial forms. They must be revivified. By
+all means, let the patron present as heretofore. But the acts of
+'examination' and 'admission,' _together with power of altogether refusing
+to enter upon either_, under a protest against the candidate from a clear
+majority of the parishioners--these are acts falling within the spiritual
+jurisdiction of the church. And these powers we must, for the future, see
+exercised according to spiritual views."
+
+Here, then, suddenly emerged a perfect ratification for their own previous
+revolutionary doctrine upon the creation of parish clergymen. This new
+scruple was, in relation to former scruples, a perfect linch-pin for
+locking their machinery into cohesion. For vainly would they have sought
+to defeat the patron's right of presenting, unless through this sudden
+pause and interdict imposed upon the _latter_ acts in the process of
+induction, under the pretext that these were acts competent only to a
+spiritual jurisdiction. This plea, by its tendency, rounded and secured
+all that they had yet advanced in the way of claim. But, at the same tine,
+though indispensable negatively, positively it stretched so much further
+than any necessity or interest inherent in their present innovations, that
+not improbably they faltered and shrank back at first from the
+immeasurable field of consequences upon which it opened. Thy would
+willingly have accepted less. But, unfortunately, it sometimes happens,
+that, to gain as much as is needful in one direction, you must take a
+great deal more than you wish for in another. Any principle, which _could_
+carry them over the immediate difficulty, would, by mere necessity, carry
+them incalculably beyond it. For if every act bearing in any one direction
+a spiritual aspect, showing at any angle a relation to spiritual things,
+is therefore to be held spiritual in a sense excluding the interference of
+the civil power, there falls to the ground at once the whole fabric of
+civil authority in any independent form. Accordingly, we are satisfied
+that the claim to a spiritual jurisdiction, in collision with the claims
+of the state, would not probably have offered itself to the ambition of
+the agitators, otherwise than as a measure ancillary to their earlier
+pretension of appointing virtually all parish clergymen. The one claim was
+found to be the integration or _sine qua non_ complement of the other. In
+order to sustain the power of appointment in their own courts, it was
+necessary that they should defeat the patron's power; and, in order to
+defeat the patron's power, ranging itself (as sooner or later it would)
+under the law of the Land, it was necessary that they should decline that
+struggle, by attempting to take the question out of all secular
+jurisdictions whatever.
+
+In this way grew up that twofold revolution which has been convulsing the
+Scottish church since 1834; first, the audacious attempt to disturb the
+settled mode of appointing the parish clergy, through a silent robbery
+perpetrated on the crown and great landed aristocracy, secondly, and in
+prosecution of that primary purpose, the far more frantic attempt to renew
+in a practical shape the old disputes so often agitating the forum of
+Christendom, as to the bounds of civil and spiritual power.
+
+In our rehearsal of the stages through which the process of induction
+ordinarily travels, we have purposely omitted one possible interlude or
+parenthesis in the series; not as wishing to conceal it, but for the very
+opposite reason. It is right to withdraw from a _representative_ account
+of any transaction such varieties of the routine as occur but seldom: in
+this way they are more pointedly exposed. Now, having made that
+explanation, we go on to inform the Southern reader--than an old
+traditionary usage has prevailed in Scotland, but not systematically or
+uniformly, of sending to the presentee, through the presbytery, what is
+designated a "_call_", subscribed by members of the parish congregation.
+This call is simply an invitation to the office of their pastor. It arose
+in the disorders of the seventeenth century; but in practice it is
+generally admitted to have sunk into a mere formality throughout the
+eighteenth century; and the very position which it holds in the succession
+of steps, not usually coming forward until _after_ the presentation has
+been notified, (supposing that it comes forward at all,) compels us to
+regard it in that light. Apparently it bears the same relation to the
+patron's act as the Address of the two Houses to the Speech from the
+Throne: it is rather a courteous echo to the personal compliment involved
+in the presentation, than capable of being regarded as any _original_ act
+of invitation. And yet, in defiance of that notorious fact, some people go
+so far as to assert, that a call is not good unless where it is subscribed
+by a clear majority of the congregation. This is amusing. We have already
+explained that, except as a liberal courtesy, the very idea of a call
+destined to be inoperative, is and must be moonshine. Yet between two
+moonshines, some people, it seems, can tell which is the denser. We have
+all heard of Barmecide banquets, where, out of tureens filled to the brim
+with--nothing, the fortunate guest was helped to vast messes of--air. For
+a hungry guest to take this tantalization in good part, was the sure way
+to win the esteem of the noble Barmecide. But the Barmecide himself would
+hardly approve of a duel turning upon a comparison between two of his
+tureens, question being--which had been the fuller, or of two nihilities
+which had been seasoned the more judiciously. Yet this in effect is the
+reasoning of those who say that a call, signed by fifty-one persons out of
+a hundred, is more valid than another signed only by twenty-six, or by
+nobody; it being in the mean time fully understood that neither is valid
+in the least possible degree. But if the "_call_" was a Barmecide call,
+there was another act open to the congregation which was not so.
+
+For the English reader must now understand, that over and above the
+passive and less invidious mode of discountenancing or forbearing to
+countenance a presentee, by withdrawing from the direct "_call_" upon him,
+usage has sanctioned another and stronger sort of protest; one which takes
+the shape of distinct and clamorous _objections_. We are speaking of the
+routine in this place, according to the course which it _did_ travel or
+_could_ travel under that law and that practice which furnished the pleas
+for complaint. Now, it was upon these "objections," as may well be
+supposed, that the main battle arose. Simply to want the "call," being a
+mere _zero_, could not much lay hold upon public feeling. It was a case
+not fitted for effect. You cannot bring a blank privation strongly before
+the public eye. "The 'call' did not take place last week;" well, perhaps
+it will take place next week. Or again, if it should never take place,
+perhaps it may be religious carelessness on the part of the parish. Many
+parishes notoriously feel no interest in their pastor, except as a quiet
+member of their community. Consequently, in two of three cases that might
+occur, there was nothing to excite the public: the parish had either
+agreed with the patron, or had not noticeably dissented. But in the third
+case of positive "objections," which (in order to justify themselves as
+not frivolous and vexatious) were urged with peculiar emphasis, the
+attention of all men was arrested. Newspapers reverberated the fact:
+sympathetic groans arose: the patron was an oppressor: the parish was
+under persecution: and the poor clergyman, whose case was the most to be
+pitied, as being in a measure _endowed_ with a lasting fund of dislike,
+had the mortification to find, over and above this resistance from within,
+that he bore the name of "intruder" from without. He was supposed by the
+fiction of the case to be in league with his patron for the persecution of
+a godly parish; whilst in reality the godly parish was persecuting _him_,
+and hallooing the world _ab extra_ to join in the hunt.
+
+In such cases of pretended objections to men who have not been tried, we
+need scarcely tell the reader, that usually they are mere cabals and
+worldly intrigues. It is next to impossible that any parish or
+congregation should sincerely agree in their opinion of a clergyman. What
+one man likes in such cases, another man detests. Mr A., with an ardent
+nature, and something of a histrionic turn, doats upon a fine rhetorical
+display. Mr B., with more simplicity of taste, pronounces this little
+better than theatrical ostentation. Mr C. requires a good deal of critical
+scholarship. Mr D. quarrels with this as unsuitable to a rustic
+congregation. Mrs X., who is "under concern" for sin, demands a searching
+and (as she expresses it) a "faithful" style of dealing with consciences.
+Mrs Y., an aristocratic lady, who cannot bear to be mixed up in any common
+charge together with low people, abominates such words as "sin," and wills
+that the parson should confine his "observations" to the "shocking
+demoralization of the lower orders."
+
+Now, having stated the practice of Scottish induction, as it was formerly
+sustained in its first stage by law, in its second stage by usage, let us
+finish that part of the subject by reporting the _existing_ practice as
+regulated in all its stages by law. What law? The law as laid down in Lord
+Aberdeen's late Act of Parliament. This statement should, historically
+speaking, have found itself under our _third_ head, as being one amongst
+the consequences immediately following the final rupture. But it is better
+placed at this point; because it closes the whole review of that topic;
+and because it reflects light upon the former practice--the practice which
+led to the whole mutinous tumult: every alteration forcing more keenly
+upon the reader's attention what had been the previous custom, and in what
+respect it was held by any man to be a grievance.
+
+This Act, then, of Lord Aberdeen's, removes all _legal_ effect from the
+"_call_." Common sense required _that_. For what was to be done with
+patronage? Was it to be sustained, or was it not? If not, then why quarrel
+with the Non-intrusionists? Why suffer a schism to take place in the
+church? Give legal effect to the "call," and the original cause of quarrel
+is gone. For, with respect to the opponents of the Non-intrusionists,
+_they_ would bow to the law. On the other hand, if patronage _is_ to be
+sustained, then why allow of any lingering or doubtful force to what must
+often operate as a conflicting claim? "A call," which carries with it any
+legal force, annihilates patronage. Patronage would thus be exercised only
+on sufferance. Do we mean then, that a "call" should sink into a pure
+fiction of ceremony, like the English _conge-d'elire_ addressed to a dean
+and chapter, calling on them to elect a bishop, when all the world knows
+that already the see has been filled by a nomination from the crown? Not
+at all; a _moral_ weight will still attach to the "call," though no legal
+coercion: and, what is chiefly important, all those _doubts_ be removed by
+express legislation, which could not but arise between a practice pointing
+sometimes in one direction, and sometimes in another, between legal
+decisions again upholding one view, whilst something very like legal
+prescription was occasionally pleaded for the other. Behold the evil of
+written laws not rigorously in harmony with that sort of customary law
+founded upon vague tradition or irregular practice. And here, by the way,
+arises the place for explaining to the reader that irreconcilable dispute
+amongst Parliamentary lawyers as to the question whether Lord Aberdeen's
+bill were _enactory_, that is, created a new law, or _declaratory_, that
+is, simply expounded an old one. If enactory, then why did the House of
+Lords give judgment against those who allowed weight to the "call?" That
+might need altering; _that_ might be highly inexpedient; but if it
+required a new law to make it illegal, how could those parties be held in
+the wrong previously to the new act of legislation? On the other hand, if
+declaratory, then show us any old law which made the "call" illegal. The
+fact is--that no man can decide whether the act established a new law, or
+merely expounded an old one. And the reason why he cannot--is this: the
+practice, the usage, which often is the law, had grown up variously during
+the troubles of the seventeenth century. In many places political reasons
+had dictated that the elders should nominate the incumbent. But the
+ancient practice had authorized patronage: by the act of Queen Anne (10th
+chap.) it was even formally restored; and yet the patron in known
+instances was said to have waived his right in deference to the "call."
+But why? Did he do so, in courteous compliance with the parish, as a party
+whose _reasonable_ wishes ought, for the sake of all parties, to meet with
+attention? Or did he do so, in humble submission to the parish, as having
+by their majorities a legal right to the presentation? There lay the
+question. The presumptions from antiquity were all against the call. The
+more modern practice had occasionally been _for_ it. Now, we all know how
+many colourable claims of right are created by prescription. What was the
+exact force of the "call," no man could say. In like manner, the exact
+character and limit of allowable objections had been ill-defined in
+practice, and rested more on a vague tradition than on any settled rule.
+This also made it hard to say whether Lord Aberdeen's Act were enactory or
+declaratory, a predicament, however, which equally affects all statutes
+_for removing doubts_.
+
+The "call," then, we consider as no longer recognised by law. But did Lord
+Aberdeen by that change establish the right of the patron as an
+unconditional right? By no means. He made it strictly a conditional right.
+The presentee is _now_ a candidate, and no more. He has the most important
+vote in his favour, it is true: but that vote may still be set aside,
+though still only with the effect of compelling the patron to a new choice.
+"_Calls_" are no longer doubtful in their meaning, but "_objections_" have
+a fair field laid open to then. All reasonable objections are to be
+weighed. But who is to judge whether they _are_ reasonable? The presbytery
+of the district. And now pursue the action of the law, and see how little
+ground it leaves upon which to hang a complaint. Every body's rights are
+secured. Whatever be the event, first of all the presentee cannot complain,
+if he is rejected only for proved insufficiency. He is put on his trial as
+to these points only: 1. Is he orthodox? 2. Is he of good moral
+reputation? 3. Is he sufficiently learned? And note this, (which in fact
+Sir James Graham remarked in his official letter to the Assembly,)
+strictly speaking, he ought not to be under challenge as respects the
+third point; for it is your own fault, the fault of your own licensing
+courts (the presbyteries,) if he is not qualified so far. You should not
+have created him a licentiate, should not have given him a license to
+preach, as must have been done in an earlier stage of his progress, if he
+were not learned enough. Once learned, a man is learned for life. As to
+the other points, he may change; and _therefore_ it is that an examination
+is requisite. But how can _he_ complain, if he is found by an impartial
+court of venerable men objectionable on any score? If it were possible,
+however, that he should be wronged, he has his appeal. Secondly, how can
+the patron complain? _His_ case is the same as his presentee's case; his
+injuries the same; his relief the same. Besides, if _his_ man is rejected,
+it is not the parish man that takes his place. No; but a second man of
+his own choice: and, if again he chooses amiss, who is to blame for
+_that_? Thirdly, can the congregation complain? They have a _general_
+interest in their spiritual guide. But as to the preference for
+oratory--for loud or musical voice--for peculiar views in religion--these
+things are special: they interest but an exceedingly small minority in any
+parish; and, what is worse, that which pleases one is often offensive to
+another. There are cases in which a parish would reject a man for being a
+married man: some of the parish have unmarried daughters. But this case
+clearly belongs to the small minority; and we have little doubt that,
+where the objections lay "for cause not shown," it was often for _this_
+cause. Fourthly, can the church complain? Her interest is represented, 1,
+not by the presentee; 2, not by the patron; 3, not by the congregation;
+but 4, by the presbytery. And, whatever the presbytery say, _that_ is
+supported. Speaking either for the patron, for the presentee, for the
+congregation, or for themselves as conservators of the church, that court
+is heard; what more would they have? And thus in turn every interest is
+protected. Now the point to be remarked is--that each party in turn has a
+separate influence. But on any other plan, giving to one party out of the
+four an absolute or unconditional power, no matter which of the four it
+be--all the rest have none at all. Lord Aberdeen has reconciled the rights
+of patrons for the first time with those of all other parties interested.
+Nobody has more than a conditional power. Every body has _that_. And the
+patron, as necessity requires, if property is to be protected, has in all
+circumstances the reversionary power.
+
+II. _Secondly_, How _were these things done?_ By what means were the hands
+of any party strengthened, so as to find this revolution possible?
+
+We seek not to refine; but all moral power issues out of moral forces. And
+it may be well, therefore, rapidly to sketch the history of religion,
+which is the greatest of moral forces, as it sank and rose in this island
+through the last two hundred years.
+
+It is well known that the two great revolutions of the seventeenth
+century--that in 1649, accomplished by the Parliament armies, (including
+its reaction in 1660,) and secondly, that in 1688-9--did much to unsettle
+the religious tone of public morals. Historians and satirists ascribe a
+large effect in this change to the personal influence of Charles II., and
+the foreign character of his court. We do not share in their views; and
+one eminent proof that they are wrong, lies in the following fact--viz.
+that the sublimest act of self-sacrifice which the world has ever seen,
+arose precisely in the most triumphant season of Charles's career, a time
+when the reaction of hatred had not yet neutralized the sunny joyousness
+of his Restoration. Surely the reader cannot be at a loss to know what we
+mean--the renunciation in one hour, on St Bartholomew's day in 1662, of
+two thousand benefices by the non-conforming clergymen of England. In the
+same year, occurred a similar renunciation of three hundred and sixty
+benefices in Scotland. These great sacrifices, whether called for or not,
+argue a great strength in the religious principle at that era. Yet the
+decay of external religion towards the close of that century is proved
+incontestably. We ourselves are inclined to charge this upon two causes;
+first, that the times were controversial and usually it happens--that,
+where too much energy is carried into the controversies or intellectual
+part of religion, a very diminished fervour attends the culture of its
+moral and practical part. This was perhaps one reason; for the dispute
+with the Papal church, partly, perhaps, with a secret reference to the
+rumoured apostasy of the royal family, was pursued more eagerly in the
+latter half of the seventeenth than even in any section of the sixteenth
+century. But, doubtless, the main reason was the revolutionary character
+of the times. Morality is at all periods fearfully shaken by intestine
+wars, and by instability in a government. The actual duration of war in
+England was not indeed longer than three and a half years, viz. from
+Edgehill fight, in the autumn of 1642, to the defeat of the king's last
+force under Sir Jacob Astley at Stow-in-the-wolds in the spring of 1646.
+Any other fighting in that century belonged to mere insulated and
+discontinuous war. But the insecurity of every government between 1638 and
+1702, kept the popular mind in a state of fermentation. Accordingly, Queen
+Anne's reign might be said to open upon an irreligious people. This
+condition of things was further strengthened by the unavoidable
+interweaving at that time of politics with religion. They could not be
+kept separate; and the favour shown even by religious people to such
+partisan zealots as Dr Sacheverell, evidenced, and at the same time
+promoted, the public irreligion. This was the period in which the clergy
+thought too little of their duties, but too much of their professional
+rights; and if we may credit the indirect report of the contemporary
+literature, all apostolic or missionary zeal for the extension of religion,
+was in those days a thing unknown. It may seem unaccountable to many, that
+the same state of things should have spread in those days to Scotland; but
+this is no more than the analogies of all experience entitled us to expect.
+Thus we know that the instincts of religious reformation ripened every
+where at the same period of the sixteenth century from one end of Europe
+to the other; although between most of the European kingdoms there was
+nothing like so much intercourse as between England and Scotland in the
+eighteenth century. In both countries, a cold and lifeless state of public
+religion prevailed up to the American and French Revolutions. These great
+events gave a shock every where to the meditative, and, consequently, to
+the religious impulses of men. And, in the mean time, an irregular channel
+had been already opened to these impulses by the two founders of Methodism.
+A century has now passed since Wesley and Whitfield organized a more
+spiritual machinery of preaching than could then be found in England, for
+the benefit of the poor and labouring classes. These Methodist
+institutions prospered, as they were sure of doing, amongst the poor and
+the neglected at any time, much more when contrasted with the deep
+slumbers of the Established church. And another ground of prosperity soon
+arose out of the now expanding manufacturing system. Vast multitudes of
+men grew up under that system--humble enough by the quality of their
+education to accept with thankfulness the ministrations of Methodism, and
+rich enough to react, upon that beneficent institution, by continued
+endowments in money. Gradually, even the church herself, that mighty
+establishment, under the cold shade of which Methodism had grown up as a
+neglected weed, began to acknowledge the power of an extending Methodistic
+influence, which originally she had haughtily despised. First, she
+murmured; then she grew anxious or fearful; and finally, she began to find
+herself invaded or modified from within, by influences springing up from
+Methodism. This last effect became more conspicuously evident after the
+French Revolution. The church of Scotland, which, as a whole, had
+exhibited, with much unobtrusive piety, the same outward torpor as the
+church of England during the eighteenth century, betrayed a corresponding
+resuscitation about the same time. At the opening of this present century,
+both of these national churches began to show a marked rekindling of
+religious fervour. In what extent this change in the Scottish church had
+been due, mediately or immediately, to Methodism, we do not pretend to
+calculate; that is, we do not pretend to settle the proportions. But
+_mediately_ the Scottish church must have been affected, because she was
+greatly affected by her intercourse with the English church, (as, e.g., in
+Bible Societies, Missionary Societies, &c.;) and the English church had
+been previously affected by Methodism. _Immediately_ she must also have
+been affected by Methodism, because Whitfield had been invited to preach
+in Scotland, and _did_ preach in Scotland. But, whatever may have been the
+cause of this awakening from slumber in the two established churches of
+this island, the fact is so little to be denied, that, in both its aspects,
+it is acknowledged by those most interested in denying it. The two
+churches slept the sleep of torpor through the eighteenth century; so much
+of the fact is acknowledged by their own members. The two churches awoke,
+as from a trance, in or just before the dawning of the nineteenth century;
+this second half of the fact is acknowledged by their opponents. The
+Wesleyan Methodists, that formidable power in England and Wales, who once
+reviled the Establishment as the dormitory of spiritual drones, have for
+many years hailed a very large section in that establishment--viz., the
+section technically known by the name of the Evangelical clergy--as
+brothers after their own hearts, and corresponding to their own strictest
+model of a spiritual clergy. That section again, the Evangelical section,
+in the English church, as men more highly educated, took a direct interest
+in the Scottish clergy, upon general principles of liberal interest in all
+that could affect religion, beyond what could be expected from the
+Methodists. And in this way grew up a considerable action and reaction
+between the two classical churches of the British soil.
+
+Such was the varying condition, when sketched in outline, of the Scottish
+and English churches. Two centuries ago, and for half a century beyond
+that, we find both churches in a state of trial, of turbulent agitation,
+and of sacrifices for conscience which involved every fifth or sixth
+beneficiary. Then came a century of languor and the carelessness which
+belongs to settled prosperity. And finally, for both has arisen a half
+century of new light--new zeal--and, spiritually speaking, of new
+prosperity. This deduction it was necessary to bring down, in order to
+explain the new power which arose to the Scottish church during the last
+generation of suppose thirty years.
+
+When two powerful establishments, each separately fitted to the genius and
+needs of its several people, are pulling together powerfully towards one
+great spiritual object, vast must be the results. Our ancestors would have
+stood aghast as at some fabulous legend or some mighty miracle, could they
+have heard of the scale on which our modern contributions proceed for the
+purposes of missions to barbarous nations, of circulating the Scriptures,
+(whether through the Bible Society, that is the National Society, or
+Provincial Societies,) of translating the Scriptures into languages
+scarcely known by name to scholars, of converting Jews, of organizing and
+propagating education. Towards these great objects the Scottish clergy had
+worked with energy and with little disturbance to their unanimity.
+Confidence was universally felt in their piety and in their discretion.
+This confidence even reached the supreme rulers of the state. Very much
+through ecclesiastical influence, new plans for extending the religious
+power of the Scottish church, and indirectly of extending their secular
+power, were countenanced by the Government. Jealousy had been disarmed by
+the upright conduct of the Scottish clergy, and their remarkable freedom
+hitherto from all taint of ambition. It was felt, besides, that the temper
+of the Scottish nation was radically indisposed to all intriguing or modes
+of temporal ascendency in ecclesiastical bodies. The nation, therefore,
+was in some degree held as a guarantee for the discretion of their clergy.
+And hence it arose, that much less caution was applied to the first
+encroachment of the Non-intrusionists, than would have been applied under
+circumstances of more apparent doubt. Hence it arose, that a confidence
+from the Scottish nation was extended to this clergy, which too certainly
+has been abused.
+
+In the years 1824-5, Parliament had passed acts "for building additional
+places of worship in the highlands and islands of Scotland." These acts
+may be looked upon as one section in that general extension of religious
+machinery which the British people, by their government and their
+legislature, have for many years been promoting. Not, as is ordinarily
+said, that the weight of this duty had grown upon them simply through
+their own treacherous neglect of it during the latter half of the
+eighteenth century; but that no reasonable attention to that duty _could_
+have kept pace with the scale upon which the claims of a new manufacturing
+population had increased. In mere equity we must admit--not that the
+British nation had fallen behind its duties, (though naturally it might
+have done so under the religious torpor prevalent at the original era of
+manufacturing extension,) but that the duties had outstripped all human
+power of overtaking them. The efforts, however, have been prodigious in
+this direction for many years. Amongst those applied to Scotland, it had
+been settled by parliament that forty-two new churches should be raised in
+the highlands, with an endowment from the Government of L.120 annually for
+each incumbent. There were besides more than two hundred chapels of ease
+to be founded; and towards this scheme the Scottish public subscribed
+largely. The money was entrusted to the clergy. _That_ was right. But mark
+what followed. It had been expressly provided by Parliament--that any
+district or circumjacent territory, allotted to such parliamentary
+churches as the range within which the incumbent was to exercise his
+spiritual ministrations, should _not_ be separate parishes for any civil
+or legal effects. Here surely the intentions and directions of the
+legislature were plain enough, and decisive enough.
+
+How did the Scottish clergy obey them? They erected all these
+jurisdictions into _bona fide_ "parishes," enjoying the plenary rights (as
+to church government) of the other parishes, and distinguished from them
+in a merely nominal way as parishes _quoad sacra_. There were added at
+once to the presbyteries, which are the organs of the church power, 203
+clerical persons for the chapels of ease, and 42 for the highland
+churches--making a total of 245 new members. By the constitution of the
+Scottish church, an equal number of lay elders (called ruling elders)
+accompany the clerical elders. Consequently 490 new members were
+introduced at once into that particular class of courts (presbyteries)
+which form the electoral bodies in relation to the highest court of
+General Assembly. The effect of this change, made in the very teeth of the
+law, was twofold. First, it threw into many separate presbyteries a
+considerable accession of voters--_all owing their appointments to the
+General Assembly_. This would at once give a large bias favourable to
+their party views in every election for members to serve in the Assembly.
+Even upon an Assembly numerically limited, this innovation would have told
+most abusively. But the Assembly was _not_ limited; and therefore the
+whole effect was, at the same moment, greatly to extend the electors and
+the elected.
+
+Here, then, was the machinery by which the faction worked. They drew that
+power from Scotland rekindled into a temper of religious anxiety, which
+they never could have drawn from Scotland lying torpid, as she had lain
+through the 18th century. The new machinery, (created by Parliament in
+order to meet the wishes of the Scottish nation,) the money of that nation,
+the awakened zeal of that nation; all these were employed, honourably in
+one sense, that is, not turned aside into private channels for purposes of
+individuals, but factiously in the result, as being for the benefit of a
+faction; honourably as regarded the open _mode_ of applying such
+influence--a mode which did not shrink from exposure; but most
+dishonourably, in so far as privileges, which had been conceded altogether
+for a spiritual object, were abusively transferred to the furtherance of a
+temporal intrigue. Such were the methods by which the new-born ambition of
+the clergy moved; and that ambition had become active, simply because it
+had suddenly seemed to become practicable. The presbyteries, as being the
+effectual electoral bodies, are really the main springs of the
+ecclesiastical administration. To govern _them_, was in effect to govern
+the church. A new scheme for extending religion, had opened a new avenue
+to this control over the presbyteries. That opening was notoriously
+unlawful. But not the less, the church faction precipitated themselves
+ardently upon it; and but for the faithfulness of the civil courts, they
+would never have been dislodged from what they had so suddenly acquired.
+Such was the extraordinary leap taken by the Scottish clergy, into a power
+of which, hitherto, they had never enjoyed a fraction. It was a movement
+_per saltum_, beyond all that history has recorded. At cock-crow, they had
+no power at all; when the sun went down, they had gained (if they could
+have held) a papal supremacy. And a thing not less memorably strange is,
+that even yet the ambitious leaders were not disturbed; what they had
+gained was viewed by the public as a collateral gain, indirectly adhering
+to a higher object, but forming no part at all of what the clergy had
+sought. It required the scrutiny of law courts to unmask and decompose
+their true object. The obstinacy of the defence betrayed the real _animus_
+of the attempt. It was an attempt which, in connexion with the _Veto_ Act,
+(supposing that to have prospered,) would have laid the whole power of the
+church at their feet. What the law had distributed amongst three powers,
+patron, parish, and presbytery, would have been concentred in themselves.
+The _quoad sacra_ parishes would have riveted their majorities in the
+presbyteries; and the presbyteries, under the real action of the _Veto_,
+would have appointed nearly every incumbent in Scotland. And this is the
+answer to the question, when treated merely in outline--_How were these
+things done?_ The religion of the times had created new machineries for
+propagating a new religious influence. These fell into the hands of the
+clergy; and the temptation to abuse these advantages led them into
+revolution.
+
+III. Having now stated WHAT was done, as well as HOW it was done, let us
+estimate the CONSEQUENCES of these acts; under this present, or _third_
+section, reviewing the immediate consequences which have taken effect
+already, and under the next section, anticipating the more remote
+consequences yet to be expected.
+
+In the spring of 1834, as we have sufficiently explained, the General
+Assembly ventured on the fatal attempt to revolutionize the church, and
+(as a preliminary towards _that_) on the attempt to revolutionize the
+property of patronage. There lay the extravagance of the attempt; its
+short-sightedness, if they did not see its civil tendencies; its audacity,
+if they _did_. It was one revolution marching to its object through
+another; it was a vote, which, if at all sustained, must entail a long
+inheritance of contests with the whole civil polity of Scotland.
+
+ "Heu quantum fati parva tabella vehit!"
+
+It might seem to strangers a trivial thing, that an obscure court, like
+the presbytery, should proceed in the business of induction by one routine
+rather than by another; but was it a trivial thing that the power of
+appointing clergymen should lapse into this perilous dilemma--either that
+it should be intercepted by the Scottish clerical order, and thus, that a
+lordly hierarchy should be suddenly created, disposing of incomes which,
+in the aggregate, approach to half a million annually; or, on the other
+hand, that this dangerous power, if defeated as a clerical power, should
+settle into a tenure exquisitely democratic? Was _that_ trivial? Doubtless,
+the Scottish ecclesiastical revenues are not equal, nor nearly equal, to
+the English; still, it is true, that Scotland, supposing all her benefices
+equalized, gives a larger _average_ to each incumbent than England, of the
+year 1830. England, in that year, gave an average of L299 to each
+beneficiary; Scotland gave an average of L303. That body, therefore, which
+wields patronage in Scotland, wields a greater relative power than the
+corresponding body in England. Now this body, in Scotland, must finally
+have been the _clerus_; but supposing the patronage to have settled
+nominally where the Veto Act had placed it, then it would have settled
+into the keeping of a fierce democracy. Mr Forsyth has justly remarked,
+that in such a case the hired ploughmen of a parish, mercenary hands that
+quit their engagements at Martinmas, and _can_ have no filial interest in
+the parish, would generally succeed in electing the clergyman. That man
+would be elected generally, who had canvassed the parish with the arts and
+means of an electioneering candidate; or else, the struggle would lie
+between the property and the Jacobinism of the district.
+
+In respect to Jacobinism, the condition of Scotland is much altered from
+what it was; pauperism and great towns have worked "strange defeatures" in
+Scottish society. A vast capital has arisen in the west, on a level with
+the first-rate capitals of the Continent--with Vienna or with Naples; far
+superior in size to Madrid, to Lisbon, to Berlin; more than equal to Rome
+and Milan; or again to Munich and Dresden, taken by couples: and in this
+point, beyond comparison with any one of these capitals, that whilst
+_they_ are connected by slight ties with the circumjacent country, Glasgow
+keeps open a communication with the whole land. Vast laboratories of
+encouragement to manual skill, too often dissociated from consideration of
+character; armies of mechanics, gloomy and restless, having no interfusion
+amongst their endless files of any gradations corresponding to a system of
+controlling officers; these spectacles, which are permanently offered by
+the _castra stativa_ of combined mechanics in Glasgow and its dependencies,
+(Paisley, Greenock, &c.,) supported by similar districts, and by turbulent
+collieries in other parts of that kingdom, make Scotland, when now
+developing her strength, no longer the safe and docile arena for popular
+movements which once she was, with a people that were scattered, and
+habits that were pastoral. And at this moment, so fearfully increased is
+the overbalance of democratic impulses in Scotland, that perhaps in no
+European nation--hardly excepting France--has it become more important to
+hang weights and retarding forces upon popular movements amongst the
+labouring classes.
+
+This being so, we have never been able to understand the apparent apathy
+with which the landed body met the first promulgation of the _Veto_ Act in
+May 1834. Of this apathy, two insufficient explanations suggest
+themselves:--1st, It seemed a matter of delicacy to confront the General
+Assembly, upon a field which they had clamorously challenged for their own.
+The question at issue was tempestuously published to Scotland as a
+question exclusively spiritual. And by whom was it thus published? The
+Southern reader must here not be careless of dates. _At present_, viz. in
+1844, those who fulminate such views of spiritual jurisdiction, are simply
+dissenters; and those who vehemently withstand them are the church, armed
+with the powers of the church. Such are the relations between the parties
+in 1844. But in 1834, the revolutionary party were not only _in_ the
+church, but (being the majority) they came forward _as_ the church. The
+new doctrines presented themselves at first, not as those of a faction,
+but of the Scottish kirk assembled in her highest court. The _prestige_ of
+that advantage, has vanished since then; for this faction, after first of
+all falling into a minority, afterwards ceased to be any part or section
+of the church; but in that year 1834, such a _prestige_ did really operate;
+and this must be received as one of the reasons which partially explain
+the torpor of the landed body. No one liked to move _first_, even amongst
+those who meant to move. But another reason we find in the conscientious
+scruples of many landholders, who hesitated to move at all upon a question
+then insufficiently discussed, and in which their own interest was by so
+many degrees the largest.
+
+These reasons, however, though sufficient for suspense, seem hardly
+sufficient for not having solemnly protested against the _Veto_ Act
+immediately upon its passing the Assembly. Whatever doubts a few persons
+might harbour upon the expediency of such an act, evidently it was
+contrary to the law of the land. The General Assembly could have no power
+to abrogate a law passed by the three estates of the realm. But probably
+it was the deep sense of that truth, which reined up the national
+resistance. Sure of a speedy collision between some patron and the
+infringers of his right, other parties stood back for the present, to
+watch the form which such a collision might assume.
+
+In that same year of 1834, not many months after the passing of the
+Assembly's Act, came on the first case of collision; and some time
+subsequently a second. These two cases, Auchterarder and Marnoch,
+commenced in the very same steps, but immediately afterwards diverged as
+widely as was possible. In both cases, the rights of the patron and of the
+presentee were challenged peremptorily; that is to say, in both cases,
+parishioners objected to the presentee without reason shown. The conduct
+of the people was the same in one case as in the other; that of the two
+presbyteries travelled upon lines diametrically opposite. The first case
+was that of _Auchterarder_. The parish and the presbytery concerned, both
+belonged to Auchterarder; and there the presbytery obeyed the new law of
+the Assembly: they rejected the presentee, refusing to take him on trial
+of his qualifications; And why? we cannot too often repeat--simply because
+a majority of a rustic congregation had rejected him, without attempting
+to show reason for his rejection. The Auchterarder presbytery, for _their_
+part in the affair, were prosecuted in the Court of Session by the injured
+parties--Lord Kinnoul, the patron, and Mr Young, the presentee. Twice,
+upon a different form of action, the Court of Session gave judgment
+against the presbytery; twice the case went up by appeal to the Lords;
+twice the Lords affirmed the judgment of the court below. In the other
+case of _Marnoch_, the presbytery of Strathbogie took precisely the
+opposite course. So far from abetting the unjust congregation of rustics,
+they rebelled against the new law of the Assembly, and declared, by seven
+of their number against three, that they were ready to proceed with the
+trial of the presentee, and to induct him (if found qualified) into the
+benefice. Upon this, the General Assembly suspended the seven members of
+presbytery. By that mode of proceeding, the Assembly fancied that they
+should be able to elude the intentions of the presbytery: it being
+supposed that, whilst suspended, the presbytery had no power to ordain;
+and that, without ordination, there was no possibility of giving induction.
+But here the Assembly had miscalculated. Suspension would indeed have had
+the effects ascribed to it; but in the mean time, the suspension, as being
+originally illegal, was found to be void: and the presentee, on that
+ground, obtained a decree from the Court of Session, ordaining the
+presbytery of Strathbogie to proceed with the settlement. Three of the ten
+members composing this presbytery, resisted; and they were found liable in
+expenses. The other seven completed the settlement in the usual form. Here
+was plain rebellion; and rebellion triumphant. If this were allowed, all
+was gone. What should the Assembly do for the vindication of their
+authority? Upon deliberation, they deposed the contumacious presbytery
+from their functions as clergymen, and declared their churches vacant. But
+this sentence was found to be a _brutum fulmen_; the crime was no crime,
+the punishment turned out no punishment: and a minority, even in this very
+Assembly, declared publicly that they would not consent to regard this
+sentence as any sentence at all, but would act in all respects as if no
+such sentence had been carried by vote. _Within_ their own high Court of
+Assembly, it is, however, difficult to see how this refusal to recognise a
+sentence voted by a majority could be valid. Outside, the civil courts
+came into play; but within the Assembly, surely its own laws and votes
+prevailed. However, this distinction could bring little comfort to the
+Assembly at present; for the illegality of the deposal was now past all
+dispute; and the attempt to punish, or even ruin, a number of professional
+brethren for not enforcing a by-law, when the by-law itself had been found
+irreconcilable to the law of the land, greatly displease the public, as
+vindictive, oppressive, and useless to the purposes of the Assembly.
+
+Nothing was gained except the putting on record an implacability that was
+_confessedly_ impotent. This was the very lunacy of malice. Mortifying it
+might certainly seem for the members of a supreme court, like the General
+Assembly, to be baffled by those of a subordinate court: but still, since
+each party must be regarded as representing far larger interests than any
+personal to themselves, trying on either side, not the energies of their
+separate wits, but the available resources of law in one of its obscurer
+chapters, there really seemed no more room for humiliation to the one
+party, or for triumph to the other, than there is amongst reasonable men
+in the result from a game, where the game is one exclusively of chance.
+
+From this period it is probably that the faction of Non-intrusionists
+resolved upon abandoning the church. It was the one sole resource left for
+sustaining their own importance to men who were now sinking fast in public
+estimation. At the latter end of 1842, they summoned a convocation in
+Edinburgh. The discussions were private; but it was generally understood
+that at this time they concerted a plan for going out from the church, in
+the event of their failing to alarm the Government by the notification of
+this design. We do not pretend to any knowledge of secrets. What is known
+to every body is--that on the annual meeting of the General Assembly, in
+May 1843, the great body of the Non-intrusionists moved out in procession.
+The sort of theatrical interest which gathered round the Seceders for a
+few hurried days in May, was of a kind which should naturally have made
+wise men both ashamed and disgusted. It was the merest effervescence from
+that state of excitement which is nursed by novelty, by expectation, by
+the vague anticipation of a "scene," possibly of a quarrel, together with
+the natural interest in _seeing_ men whose names had been long before the
+public in books and periodical journals.
+
+The first measure of the Seceders was to form themselves into a
+pseudo-General Assembly. When there are two suns visible, or two moons,
+the real one and its duplicate, we call the mock sun a _parhelios_, and
+the mock moon a _paraselene_. On that principle, we must call this mock
+Assembly a _para-synodos_. Rarely, indeed, can we applaud the Seceders in
+the fabrication of names. They distinguish as _quoad sacra_ parishes those
+which were peculiarly _quoad politica_ parishes; for in that view only
+they had been interesting to the Non-intrusionists. Again, they style
+themselves _The Free Church_, by way of taunting the other side with being
+a servile church. But how are they any church at all? By the courtesies of
+Europe, and according to usage, a church means a religious incorporation,
+protected and privileged by the State. Those who are not so privileged are
+usually content with the title of Separatists, Dissenters, or
+Nonconformists. No wise man will see either good sense or dignity in
+assuming titles not appropriate. The very position and aspect towards the
+church (legally so called) which has been assumed by the
+Non-intrusionists--viz. the position of protestors against that body, not
+merely as bearing, amongst other features, a certain relation to the State,
+but specifically _because_ they bear that relation, makes it incongruous,
+and even absurd, for these Dissenters to denominate themselves a "church."
+But there is another objection to this denomination--the "Free Church"
+have no peculiar and separate Confession of Faith. Nobody knows what are
+their _credenda_--what they hold indispensable for fellow-membership,
+either as to faith in mysteries or in moral doctrines. Now, if they
+reply--"Oh! as to that, we adopt for our faith all that ever we _did_
+profess when members of the Scottish kirk"--then in effect they are hardly
+so much as a dissenting body, except in some elliptic sense. There is a
+grievous _hiatus_ in their own title-deeds and archives; they supply it by
+referring people to the muniment chest of the kirk. Would it not be a
+scandal to a Protestant church if she should say to communicants--"We have
+no sacramental vessels, or even ritual; but you may borrow both from Papal
+Rome." Not only, however, is the Kirk to _lend_ her Confession, &c.; but
+even then a plain rustic will not be able to guess how many parts in his
+Confession are or may be affected by the "reformation" of the
+Non-intrusionists. Surely, he will think, if this reformation were so vast
+that it drove them out of the national church, absolutely exploded them,
+then it follows that it must have interveined and _indirectly_ modified
+innumerable questions: a difference that was punctually limited to this
+one or these two clauses, could not be such a difference as justified a
+rupture. Besides, if they have altered this one or these two clauses, or
+have altered their interpretation, how is any man to know (except from a
+distinct Confession of Faith) that they have not even _directly_ altered
+much more? Notoriety through newspapers is surely no ground to stand upon
+in religion. And now it appears that the unlettered rustic needs two
+guides--one to show him exactly how much they have altered, whether two
+points or two hundred, as well as _which_ two or two hundred; another to
+teach him how far these original changes may have carried with them
+secondary changes as consequences into other parts of the Christian system.
+One of the known changes, viz. the doctrine of popular election as the
+proper qualification for parish clergymen, possibility is not fitted to
+expand itself or ramify, except by analogy. But the other change, the
+infinity which has been suddenly turned off like a jet of gas, or like the
+rushing of wind through the tubes of an organ, upon the doctrine and
+application of _spirituality_, seems fitted for derivative effects that
+are innumerable. Consequently, we say of the Non-intrusionists--not only
+that they are no church; but that they are not even any separate body of
+Dissenters, until they have published a "Confession" or a _revised_
+edition of the Scottish Confession.
+
+IV. Lastly, we have to sum and to appreciate the _ultimate_ consequences
+of these things. Let us pursue them to the end of the vista.--First in
+order stands the dreadful shock to the National Church Establishment; and
+that is twofold: it is a shock from without, acting through opinion, and a
+shock from within, acting through the contagion of example. Each case is
+separately perfect. Through the opinion of men standing _outside_ of the
+church, the church herself suffers wrong in her authority. Through the
+contagion of sympathy stealing over men _inside_ of the church, peril
+arises of other shocks in a second series, which would so exhaust the
+church by reiterated convulsions, as to leave her virtually dismembered
+and shattered for all her great national functions.
+
+As to that evil which acts through opinion, it works by a machinery, viz.
+the press and social centralization in great cities, which in these days
+is perfect. Right or wrong, justified or _not_ justified by the acts of
+the majority, it is certain that every public body--how much more then, a
+body charged with the responsibility of upholding the truth in its
+standards!--suffers dreadfully in the world's opinion by any feud, schism,
+or shadow of change among its members. This is what the New Testament, a
+code of philosophy fertile in new ideas, first introduced under the name
+of _scandal_; that is, any occasion of serious offence ministered to the
+weak or to the sceptical by differences irreconcilable in the acts or the
+opinions of those whom they are bound to regard as spiritual authorities.
+Now here in Scotland, is a feud past all arbitration: here is a schism no
+longer theoretic, neither beginning nor ending in mere speculation: here
+is a change of doctrine, _on one side or the other_, which throws a sad
+umbrage of doubt and perplexity over the pastoral relation of the church
+to every parish in Scotland. Less confidence there must always be
+henceforward in great religious incorporations. Was there any such
+incorporation reputed to be more internally harmonious than the Scottish
+church? None has been so tempestuously agitated. Was any church more
+deeply pledged to the spirit of meekness? None has split asunder so
+irreconcilably. As to the grounds of quarrel, could any questions or
+speculations be found so little fitted for a popular intemperance? Yet no
+breach of unity has ever propagated itself by steps so sudden and
+irrevocable. One short decennium has comprehended within its circuit the
+beginning and the end of this unparalleled hurricane. In 1834, the first
+light augury of mischief skirted the horizon--a cloud no bigger than a
+man's hand. In 1843 the evil had "travelled on from birth to birth."
+Already it had failed in what may be called one conspiracy; already it had
+entered upon a second, viz. to rear up an _Anti-Kirk_, or spurious
+establishment, which should twist itself with snake-like folds about the
+legal establishment; surmount it as a Roman _vinea_ surmounted the
+fortifications which it beleaguered; and which, under whatsoever practical
+issue for the contest, should at any rate overlook, molest, and insult the
+true church for ever. Even this brief period of development would have
+been briefer, had not the law courts interposed many delays. Demurs of law
+process imposed checks upon the uncharitable haste of the _odium
+theologicum_. And though in a question of schism it would be a _petitio
+principii_ for a neutral censor to assume that either party had been
+originally in error, yet it is within our competence to say, that the
+Seceders it was whose bigotry carried the dispute to that sad issue of a
+final separation. The establishment would have been well content to stop
+short of that consummation: and temperaments might have been found,
+compromises both safe and honourable, had the minority built less of their
+reversionary hopes upon the policy of a fanciful martyrdom. Martyrs they
+insisted upon becoming: and that they _might_ be martyrs, it was necessary
+for them to secede. That Europe thinks at present with less reverence of
+Protestant institutions than it did ten years ago, is due to one of these
+institutions in particular; viz. to the Scottish kirk, and specifically to
+the minority in that body. They it was who spurned all mutual toleration,
+all brotherly indulgence from either side to what it regarded as error in
+the other. Consequently upon _their_ consciences lies the responsibility
+of having weakened the pillars of the Reformed churches throughout
+Christendom.
+
+Had those abuses been really such, which the Seceders denounced, were it
+possible that a primary law of pure Christianity had been set aside for
+generations, how came it that evils so gross had stirred no whispers of
+reproach before 1834? How came it that no aurora of early light, no
+prelusive murmurs of scrupulosity even from themselves, had run before
+this wild levanter of change? Heretofore or now there must have been huge
+error on their own showing. Heretofore they must have been traitorously
+below their duty, or now mutinously beyond it.
+
+Such conclusions are irresistible; and upon any path, seceding or not
+seceding, they menace the worldly credit of ecclesiastical bodies. That
+evil is now past remedy. As for the other evil, that which acts upon
+church establishments, not through simple failure in the guarantees of
+public opinion, but through their own internal vices of composition; here
+undeniably we see a chasm traversing the Scottish church from the very
+gates to the centre. And unhappily the same chasm, which marks a division
+of the church internally, is a link connecting it externally with the
+Seceders. For how stands the case? Did the Scottish Kirk, at the last
+crisis, divide broadly into two mutually excluding sections? Was there one
+of these bisections which said _Yes_, whilst the other responded _No_? Was
+the affirmative and negative shared between them as between the black
+chessmen and the white? Not so; and unhappily not so. The two extremes
+there were, but these shaded off into each other. Many were the _nuances_;
+multiplied the combinations. Here stood a section that had voted for all
+the changes, with two or three exceptions; there stood another that went
+the _whole_ length as to this change, but no part of the way as to that;
+between these sections arose others that had voted arbitrarily, or
+_eclectically_, that is, by no law generally recognised. And behind this
+eclectic school were grouped others who had voted for all novelties up to
+a certain day, but after _that_ had refused to go further with a movement
+party whose tendencies they had begun to distrust. In this last case,
+therefore, the divisional line fell upon no principle, but upon the
+accident of having, at that particular moment, first seen grounds of
+conscientious alarm. The principles upon which men had divided were
+various, and these various principles were variously combined. But, on the
+other hand, those who have gone out were the men who approved totally, not
+partially--unconditionally, not within limits--up to the end, and not to a
+given day. Consequently those who stayed in comprehended all the shades
+and degrees which the men of violence excluded. The Seceders were
+unanimous to a man, and of necessity; for he who approves the last act,
+the extreme act, which is naturally the most violent act, _a fortiori_
+approves all lesser acts. But the establishment, by parity of reason,
+retained upon its rolls all the degrees, all the modifications, all who
+had exercised a wise discretion, who, in so great a cause, had thought it
+a point of religion to be cautious; whose casuistry had moved in the
+harness of peace, and who had preferred an interest of conscience to a
+triumph of partisanship. We honour them for that policy; but we cannot
+hide from ourselves, that the very principle which makes such a policy
+honourable at the moment, makes it dangerous in reversion. For he who
+avows that, upon public motives, he once resisted a temptation to schism,
+makes known by that avowal that he still harbours in his mind the germ of
+such a temptation; and to that scruple, which once he resisted, hereafter
+he may see reason for yielding. The principles of schism, which for the
+moment were suppressed, are still latent in the church. It is urged that,
+in quest of unity, many of these men _succeeded_ in resisting the
+instincts of dissension at the moment of crisis. True: But this might be
+because they presumed on winning from their own party equal concessions by
+means less violent than schism; or because they attached less weight to
+the principle concerned, than they may see cause for attaching upon future
+considerations; or because they would not allow themselves to sanction the
+cause of the late Secession, by going out in company with men whose
+principles they adopted only in part, or whose manner of supporting those
+principles they abhorred. Universally it is evident, that little stress is
+to be laid on a negative act; simply to have declined going out with the
+Seceders proves nothing, for it is equivocal. It is an act which may cover
+indifferently a marked hostility to the Secession party, or an absolute
+friendliness, but a friendliness not quite equal to so extreme a test. And,
+again, this negative act may be equivocal in a different way; the
+friendliness may not only have existed, but may have existed in strength
+sufficient for any test whatever; not the principles of the Seceders, but
+their Jacobinical mode of asserting them, may have proved the true nerve
+of the repulsion to many. What is it that we wish the English reader to
+collect from these distinctions? Simply that the danger is not yet gone
+past. The earthquake, says a great poet, when speaking of the general
+tendency in all dangers to come round by successive and reiterated shocks--
+
+ "The earthquake is not satisfied at once."
+
+All dangers which lie deeply seated are recurrent dangers; they intermit,
+only as the revolving lamps of a lighthouse are periodically eclipsed. The
+General Assembly of 1843, when closing her gates upon the Seceders, shut
+_in_, perhaps, more of the infected than at that time she succeeded in
+shutting _out_. As respected the opinion of the world outside, it seemed
+advisable to shut out the least number possible; for in proportion to the
+number of the Seceders, was the danger that they should carry with them an
+authentic impression in their favour. On the other hand, as respected a
+greater danger, (the danger from internal contagion,) it seemed advisable
+that the church should have shut out (if she could) very many of those who,
+for the present, adhered to her. The broader the separation, and the more
+absolute, between the church and the secession, so much the less anxiety
+there would have survived lest the rent should spread. That the anxiety in
+this respect is not visionary, the reader may satisfy himself by looking
+over a remarkable pamphlet, which professes by its title to separate the
+_wheat from the chaff_. By the "wheat," in the view of this writer, is
+meant the aggregate of those who persevered in their recusant policy up to
+the practical result of secession. All who stopped short of that
+consummation, (on whatever plea,) are the "chaff." The writer is something
+of an incendiary, or something of a fanatic; but he is consistent with
+regard to his own principles, and so elaborately careful in his details as
+to extort admiration of his energy and of his patience in research.
+
+But the reason for which we notice this pamphlet, is, with a view to the
+proof of that large intestine mischief which still lingers behind in the
+vitals of the Scottish establishment. No proof, in a question of that
+nature, _can_ be so showy and _ostensive_ to a stranger, as that which is
+supplied by this vindictive pamphlet. For every past vote recording a
+scruple, is the pledge of a scruple still existing, though for the moment
+suppressed. Since the secession, nearly 450 new men may have entered the
+church. This supplementary body has probably diluted the strength of the
+revolutionary principles. But they also may, perhaps, have partaken to
+some extent in the contagion of these principles. True, there is this
+guarantee for caution, on the part of these new men, that as yet they are
+pledged to nothing; and that, seeing experimentally how fearfully many of
+their older brethren are now likely to be fettered by the past, they have
+every possible motive for reserve, in committing themselves, either by
+their votes or by their pens. In _their_ situation, there is a special
+inducement to prudence, because there is a prospect, that for _them_
+prudence is in time to be effectual. But for many of the older men,
+prudence comes too late. They are already fettered. And what we are now
+pointing out to the attention of our readers, is, that by the past, by the
+absolute votes of the past, too sorrowfully it is made evident, that the
+Scottish church is deeply tainted with the principles of the secession.
+These germs of evil and of revolution, speaking of them in a _personal_
+sense, cannot be purged off entirely until one generation shall have
+passed away. But, speaking of them as _principles_ capable of vegetation,
+these germs may or may not expand into whole forests of evil, according to
+the accidents of coming events, whether fitted to tranquillize our billowy
+aspects of society; or, on the other hand, largely to fertilize the many
+occasions of agitation, which political fermentations are too sure to
+throw off. Let this chance turn out as it may, we repeat for the
+information of Southerns--that the church, by shutting off the persons of
+particular agitators, has not shut off the principles of agitation; and
+that the _cordon sanataire_, supposing the spontaneous exile of the
+Non-intrusionists to be regarded in that light, was not drawn about the
+church until the disease had spread widely _within_ the lines.
+
+Past votes may not absolutely pledge a man to a future course of action;
+warned in time, such a man may stand neutral in practice; but thus far
+they poison the fountains of wholesome unanimity--that, if a man can evade
+the necessity of squaring particular _actions_ to his past opinions, at
+least he must find himself tempted to square his opinions themselves, or
+his counsels, to such past opinions as he may too notoriously have placed
+on record by his votes.
+
+But, if such are the continual dangers from reactions in the establishment,
+so long as men survive in that establishment who feel upbraided by past
+votes, and so long as enemies survive who will not suffer these
+upbraidings to slumber--dangers which much mutual forbearance and charity
+can alone disarm; on the other hand, how much profounder is the
+inconsistency to which the Free church is doomed!--They have rent the
+unity of that church, to which they had pledged their faith--but on what
+plea? On the plea, that in cases purely spiritual, they could not in
+conscience submit to the award of the secular magistrate. Yet how merely
+impracticable is this principle, as an abiding principle of action!
+Churches, that is, the charge of particular congregations, will be with
+_them_ (as with other religious communities) the means of livelihood.
+Grounds innumerable will arise for excluding, or attempting to exclude,
+each other from these official stations. No possible form regulating the
+business of ordination, or of induction, can anticipate the infinite
+objections which may arise. But no man interested in such a case, will
+submit to a judge appointed by insufficient authority. Daily bread for his
+family, is what few men will resign without a struggle. And that struggle
+will of necessity come for final adjudication to the law courts of the
+land, whose interference in any question affecting a spiritual interest,
+the Free church has for ever pledged herself to refuse. But in the case
+supposed, she will not have the power to refuse it. She will be cited
+before the tribunals, and can elude that citation in no way but by
+surrendering the point in litigation; and if she should adopt the notion,
+that it is better for her to do _that_, than to acknowledge a sufficient
+authority in the court by pleading at its bar, upon this principle once
+made public, she will soon be stripped of every thing, and will cease to
+be a church at all. She cannot continue to be a depository of any faith,
+or a champion of any doctrines, if she lose the means of defending her own
+incorporations. But how can she maintain the defenders of her rights or
+the dispensers of her truths, if she refuses, upon immutable principle, to
+call in the aid of the magistrate on behalf of rights, which, under any
+aspect, regard spiritual relations? Attempting to maintain these rights by
+private arbitration within a forum of her own, she will soon find such
+arbitration not binding at all upon the party who conceives himself
+aggrieved. The issue will be as in Mr O'Connell's courts, where the
+parties played at going to law; from the moment when they ceased to play,
+and no longer "made believe" to be disputing, the award of the judge
+became as entire a mockery, as any stage mimicry of such a transaction.
+
+This should be the natural catastrophe of the case, and the probable
+evasion of that destructive consummation, to which she is carried by her
+principles, will be--that, as soon as her feelings of rancour shall have
+cooled down these principles will silently drop out of use; and the very
+reason will be suffered to perish for which she ever became a dissenting
+body. With this however, we, that stand outside, are noways concerned. But
+an evil, in which we _are_ concerned, is the headlong tendency of the Free
+church, and of all churches adulterating with her principle, to an issue
+not merely dangerous in a political sense, but ruinous n an anti-social
+sense. The artifice of the Free church lies in pleading a spiritual
+relation of any case whatever, whether of doing or suffering, whether
+positive or negative as a reason for taking it out of all civil control.
+Now we may illustrate the peril of this artifice, by a reality at this
+time impending over society in Ireland. Dr Higgins, titular bishop of
+Ardagh, has undertaken, upon this very plea of a spiritual power not
+amenable to civil control, a sort of warfare with Government, upon the
+question of their power to suspend or defeat the O'Connell agitation. For,
+says he, if Government should succeed in thus intercepting the direct
+power of haranguing mobs in open assemblies, then will I harangue them,
+and cause then to be harangued, in the same spirit, upon the same topics,
+from the altar or the pulpit. An immediate extension of this principle
+would be--that every disaffected clergyman in the three kingdoms, would
+lecture his congregation upon the duty of paying no taxes. This he would
+denominate passive resistance; and resistance to bad government would
+become, in his language, the most sacred of duties. In any argument with
+such a man, he would be found immediately falling back upon the principle
+of the Free church: he would insist upon it as a spiritual right, as a
+case entirely between his conscience and God, whether he should press to
+an extremity any and every doctrine, though tending to the instant
+disorganization of society. To lecture against war, and against taxes as
+directly supporting war, would wear a most colourable air of truth amongst
+all weak-minded persons. And these would soon appear to have been but the
+first elements of confusion under the improved views of spiritual rights.
+The doctrines of the _Levellers_ in Cromwell's time, of the _Anabaptists_
+in Luther's time, would exalt themselves upon the ruins of society, if
+governments were weak enough to recognise these spiritual claims in the
+feeblest of their initial advances. If it were possible to suppose such
+chimeras prevailing, the natural redress would soon be seen to lie through
+secret tribunals, like those of the dreadful _Fehmgericht_ in the middle
+ages. It would be absurd, however, seriously to pursue these anti-social
+chimeras through their consequences. Stern remedies would summarily crush
+so monstrous an evil. Our purpose is answered, when the necessity of such
+insupportable consequences is shown to link itself with that distinction
+upon which the Free church has laid the foundations of its own
+establishment. Once for all, there is no act or function belonging to an
+officer of a church, which is faces. And every examination of the case
+convinces us more and more that the Seceders took up the old papal
+distinction, as to acts spiritual or not spiritual, not under any delusion
+less or more, but under a simple necessity of finding some evasion or
+other which should meet and embody the whole rancour of the moment.
+
+But beyond any other evil consequence prepared by the Free Church, is the
+appalling spirit of Jacobinism which accompanies their whole conduct, and
+which latterly has avowed itself in their words. The case began
+Jacobinically, for it began in attacks upon the rights of property. But
+since the defeat of this faction by the law courts, language seems to fail
+them, for the expression of their hatred and affected scorn towards the
+leading nobility of Scotland. Yet why? The case lies in the narrowest
+compass. The Duke of Sutherland, and other great landholders, had refused
+sites for their new churches. Upon this occurred a strong fact, and strong
+in both directions; first, for the Seceders; secondly, upon better
+information, _against_ them. The _Record_ newspaper, a religious journal,
+ably and conscientiously conducted, took part with the Secession, and very
+energetically; for they denounced the noble duke's refusal of land as an
+act of "persecution;" and upon this principle--that, in a county where his
+grace was pretty nearly the sole landed proprietor, to refuse land
+(assuming that a fair price had been tendered for it) was in effect to
+show such intolerance as might easily tend to the suppression of truth.
+Intolerance, however, is not persecution; and, if it were, the casuistry
+of the question is open still to much discussion. But this is not
+necessary; for the ground is altogether shifted when the duke's reason for
+refusing the land comes to be stated: he had refused it, not
+unconditionally, not in the spirit of Non-intrusion courts' "_without
+reason shown_," but on this unanswerable argument--that the whole efforts
+of the new church were pointed (and professedly pointed) to the one object
+of destroying the establishment, and "sweeping it from the land." Could
+any guardian of public interests, under so wicked a threat, hesitate as to
+the line of his duty? By granting the land to parties uttering such
+menaces, the Duke of Sutherland would have made himself an accomplice in
+the unchristian conspiracy. Meantime, next after this fact, it is the
+strongest defence which we can offer for the duke--that in a day or two
+after this charge of "persecution," the _Record_ was forced to attack the
+Seceders in terms which indirectly defended the duke. And this, not in any
+spirit of levity, but under mere conscientious constraint. For no journal
+has entered so powerfully or so eloquently into the defence of the general
+principle involved in the Secession, (although questioning its expediency,)
+as this particular _Record_. Consequently any word of condemnation from so
+earnest a friend, comes against the Seceders with triple emphasis. And
+this is shown in the tone of the expostulations addressed to the _Record_
+by some of the Secession leaders. It spares us, indeed, all necessity of
+quoting the vile language uttered by members of the Free Church Assembly,
+if we say, that the _neutral_ witnesses of such un-Christian outrages have
+murmured, remonstrated, protested, in every direction; and that Dr
+Macfarlane, who has since corresponded with the Duke of Sutherland upon
+the whole case--viz. upon the petition for land, as affected by the
+shocking menaces of the Seceders--has, in no other way, been able to evade
+the double mischief of undertaking a defence for the indefensible, and at
+the same time of losing the land irretrievably, than by affecting an
+unconsciousness of language used by his party little suited to his own
+sacred calling, or to the noble simplicities of Christianity. Certainly it
+is unhappy for the Seceders, that the only disavowal of the most fiendish
+sentiments heard in our days, has come from an individual not authorized,
+or at all commissioned by his party--from an individual not showing any
+readiness to face the whole charges, disingenuously dissembling the worst
+of them, and finally offering his very feeble disclaimer, which
+equivocates between a denial and a palliation--not until _after_ he found
+himself in the position of a petitioner for favours.
+
+Specifically the great evil of our days, is the abiding temptation, in
+every direction, to popular discontent, to agitation, and to systematic
+sedition. Now, we say it with sorrow, that from no other incendiaries have
+we heard sentiments so wild, fierce, or maliciously democratic, as from
+the leaders of the Secession. It was the Reform Bill of 1832, and the
+accompanying agitation, which first suggested the _veto_ agitation of 1834,
+and prescribed its tone. From all classes of our population in turn, there
+have come forward individuals to disgrace themselves by volunteering their
+aid to the chief conspirators of the age. We have earls, we have
+marquesses, coming forward as Corn-League agents; we have magistrates by
+scores angling for popularity as Repealers. But these have been private
+parties, insulated, disconnected, disowned. When we hear of Christianity
+prostituted to the service of Jacobinism--of divinity becoming the
+handmaid to insurrection--and of clergymen in masses offering themselves
+as promoters of anarchy, we go back in thought to that ominous
+organization of irreligion, which gave its most fearful aspects to the
+French Revolution.
+
+Other evils are in the rear as likely to arise out of the _funds_ provided
+for the new Seceders, were the distribution of those funds confessedly
+unobjectionable, but more immediately under the present murmurs against
+that distribution. There are two funds: one subscribed expressly for the
+building of churches, the other limited to the "sustentation" of
+incumbents. And the complaint is--that this latter fund has been invaded
+for purposes connected with the first. The reader can easily see the
+motive to this injustice: it is a motive of ambition. Far more display of
+power is made by the annunciation to the world of six hundred churches
+built, than of any difference this way or that in the comfort and decorous
+condition of the clergy. This last is a domestic feature of the case, not
+fitted for public effect. But the number of the churches will resound
+through Europe. Meantime, _at present_, the allowance to the great body of
+Seceding clergy averages but L80 a-year; and the allegation is--that, but
+for the improper interference with the fund on the motive stated, it would
+have averaged L150 a-year. If any where a town parish has raised a much
+larger provision for its pastor, even _that_ has now become a part of the
+general grievance. For it is said that all such special contributions
+ought to have been thrown into one general fund--liable to one general
+principle of distribution. Yet again, will even this fund, partially as it
+seems to have been divided, continue to be available? Much of it lies in
+annual subscriptions: now, in the next generation of subscribers, a son
+will possibly not adopt the views of his father; but assuredly he will not
+adopt his father's zeal. Here however, (though this is not probable,)
+there may arise some compensatory cases of subscribers altogether new. But
+another question is pressing for decision, which menaces a frightful shock
+to the schismatical church: female agency has been hitherto all potent in
+promoting the subscriptions; and a demand has been made in
+consequence--that women shall be allowed to vote in the church courts.
+Grant this demand--for it cannot be evaded--and what becomes of the model
+for church government as handed down from John Knox and Calvin? Refuse it,
+and what becomes of the future subscriptions?
+
+But these are evils, it may be said, only for the Seceders. Not so: we are
+all interested in the respectability of the national teachers, whatever be
+their denomination: we are all interested in the maintenance of a high
+standard for theological education. These objects are likely to suffer at
+any rate. But it is even a worse result which we may count on from the
+changes, that a practical approximation is thus already made to what is
+technically known as Voluntaryism. The "_United Secession_," that is the
+old collective body of Scottish Dissenters, who, having no regular
+provision, are carried into this voluntary system, already exult that this
+consummation of the case cannot be far off. Indeed, so far as the Seceders
+are dependent upon _annual_ subscriptions, and coupling that relation to
+the public with the great doctrine of these Seceders, that congregations
+are universally to appoint their own pastors, we do not see how such an
+issue is open to evasion. The leaders of the new Secession all protest
+against Voluntaryism: but to that complexion of things they travel rapidly
+by the mere mechanic action of their dependent (or semi-dependent)
+situation, combined with one of their two characteristic principles.
+
+The same United Secession journal openly anticipates another and more
+diffusive result from this great movement; viz. the general disruption of
+church establishments. We trust that this anticipation will be signally
+defeated. And yet there is one view of the case which saddens us when we
+turn our eyes in that direction. Among the reasonings and expostulations
+of the Schismatic church, one that struck us as the most eminently
+hypocritical, and ludicrously so, was this: "You ought," said they, when
+addressing the Government, and exposing the error of the law proceedings,
+"to have stripped us of the temporalities arising from the church, stipend,
+glebe, parsonage, but not of the spiritual functions. We had no right to
+the emoluments of our stations, when the law courts had decided against us
+but we _had_ a right to the laborious duties of the stations." No gravity
+could refuse to smile at this complaint--verbally so much in the spirit of
+primitive Christianity, yet in its tendency so insidious. For could it be
+possible that a competitor introduced by the law, and leaving the duties
+of the pastoral office to the old incumbent, but pocketing the salary,
+should not be hooted on the public roads by many who might otherwise have
+taken no part in the feud? This specious claim was a sure and brief way to
+secure the hatefulness of their successors. Now, we cannot conceal from
+ourselves that something like this invidious condition of things might be
+realized under two further revolutions. We have said, that a second schism
+in the Scottish church is not impossible. It is also but too possible that
+Puseyism nay yet rend the English establishment by a similar convulsion.
+But in such contingencies, we should see a very large proportion of the
+spiritual teachers in both nations actually parading to the public eye,
+and rehearsing something very like the treacherous proposal of the late
+Seceders, viz. the spectacle of one party performing much of the difficult
+duties, and another party enjoying the main emoluments. This would be a
+most unfair mode of recommending Voluntaryism. Falling in with the
+infirmities of many in these days, such a spectacle would give probably a
+fatal bias to that system in our popular and Parliamentary counsels. This
+would move the sorrow of the Seceders themselves: for they have protested
+against the theory of all Voluntaries with a vehemence which that party
+even complain of as excessive. Their leaders have many times avowed, that
+any system which should leave to men in general the estimate of their own
+religious wants as a pecuniary interest, would be fatal to the Christian
+tone of our national morals. Checked and overawed by the example of an
+establishment, the Voluntaries themselves are far more fervent in their
+Christian exertions than they could be when liberated from that contrast.
+The religious spirit of both England and Scotland under such a change
+would droop for generations. And in that one evil, let us hope, the
+remotest and least probable of the many evils threatened by the late
+schism, these nations would have reason by comparison almost to forget the
+rest.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SITTING FOR A PORTRAIT
+
+
+What could induce you, my dear Eusebius, to commit yourself into the hands
+of a portrait-painter? And so, you ask me to go with you. Are you afraid,
+that you want me to keep you in countenance, where I shall be sure to put
+you out? You ask too petitioningly, as if you suspected I should refuse to
+attend your _execution_; for you are going to be _be-headed_, and soon
+will it be circulated through your village, that you have had your _head
+taken off_: I will not go with you--it would spoil all. You are afraid to
+trust the painter. You think he may be a physiognomist, and will hit some
+characteristic which you would quietly let slip his notice; and you
+flatter yourself that I might help to mislead him. Are you afraid of being
+made too amiable, or too plain? No, no! You are not vain. Whence comes
+this vagary?--well, we shall all know in good time. Were I to be with you,
+I should talk--perhaps maliciously--on purpose to see how your features
+would unsettle and shift themselves to the vagrant humour, that though one
+would know another from habit, and their old acquaintanceship, the painter
+would never be able to keep them steadily together. I should laugh to see
+every lineament "going ahead," and art "non compos."
+
+I will, however, venture to put down some plain directions how you are to
+sit. First, let me tell you how you are not to sit. Don't, in your horror
+of a sentimental amiable look, put on yourself the air of a Diogenes, or
+you will be like nothing human--and if you shun Diogenes, you may put on
+the likeness of a still greater fool. No man living can look more wise
+than you; but if you fall out with wisdom, or would in your whim throw
+contempt on it, no one can better play the fool. You are the laughing or
+crying Philosopher at pleasure--but sit as neither, for in either
+character you will set the painter's house in a roar. I fear the very
+plaster figures in it will set you off--to see yourself in such motley
+company, with Bacchus and Hercules, and Jupiter and Saturn, with his
+marble children to devour. You will look Homer and Socrates in the face;
+and I know will make antics, throw out, and show fight to the Gladiator.
+This may be, if your painter, as many of them do, affect the antique; but
+if he be another sort of guess person, it may be worse still with you. You
+may not have to make your bow to a Venus Anadyomene--but how will you be
+able to face the whole Muggletonian synod? Imagine the "Complete Body,"
+from the Evangelical Magazine, framed and glazed, round the walls, and all
+looking at you in the condemned cell. Against this you must prepare; for
+many country artists prefer this line to the antique. It is their
+connexion--and should you make a mistake and go to the wrong man, you
+will most assuredly be added to the Convocation, if not put to head a
+controversy as frontispiece. It will be in vain for you to say, "Fronti
+nulla fides;" "[Greek: gnothi seauton]" before you get there, or nobody
+will know you. Take care lest your physiognomy be canvassed by many more
+besides the painter. Are you prepared to have your every lineament
+scrutinized by every body? to hear behind a screen the disparagement of
+your lips, your eyes thought deceitful, and, in addition, a sentence of
+general ugliness passed upon you? So you must stoop to paint-pots, have
+daubs of reds, and yellows, and greys perked up against your nose for
+comparison. Your man may be a fancy mesmerizer, or mesmerize you, now that
+it is flying about like an epidemic, without knowing it. If he can, he
+will surely do it, to keep you still: that is the way to get a good sitter.
+Eusebius in a _coma_! answering all comers, like one of the heads in the
+play of Macbeth! But I was to tell you how to sit--that is the way, get
+into a _coma_--that will be the painter's best chance of having you; or,
+when he has been working for hours, he may find you a Proteus, and that
+you have slipped through his fingers after all his toil to catch you. I
+will tell you what happened to a painter of my acquaintance. A dentist sat
+to him two days--the third the painter worked away very hard--looked at
+the picture, then at his sitter. "Why, sir," said he; "I find I have been
+all wrong--what can it be? Why, sir, your mouth is not at all like what it
+was yesterday." "Ah! ah! I will tell you vat it ees," replied the French
+dentist; "ah! good--my mouse is not de same--no indeed--yesterday I did
+have my jaw in, but I did lend it out to a lady this day." Don't you think
+of this now while you are sitting. You know the trick Garrick played the
+painter, who, foiled in his attempt, started up, and said--"You must be
+Garrick or the d----!" Then as to attitude, 'tis ten to one but you will
+be put into one which will be quite uncomfortable to you. One, perhaps,
+after a pattern. I should advise you to resist this--and sit easy--if you
+can. Don't put your hand in your waistcoat, and one arm akimbo, like a
+Captain Macheath, however he may entreat you; and don't be made looking up,
+like a martyr, which some wonderfully affect; and don't be made turn your
+head round, as if it was in disgust with the body; and don't let your
+stomach be more conspicuous than the head, like a cucumber running to seed.
+Don't let him put your arm up, as in command, or accompanied with a rapt
+look as if you were listening to the music of the spheres; don't thrust
+out your foot conspicuously, as if you meant to advertise the blacking.
+Some artists are given to fancy attitudes such as best set off the coats,
+they are but nature's journeymen at the faces; don't fancy that the cut,
+colour, or cloth of your coat will exempt you from the penalty of their
+practice. Why, Eusebius, they have lay-figures, and dress them just as you
+see them at the tailor's or perfumer's; and one of these things will be
+put up for you--a mannikin for Eusebius! In such hands the coat is by far
+the best piece of work, you may be sure your _own_ won't be taken for a
+pattern. You will despise it when you see it, and it will be one you can
+never change--it will defy vamping. You may be at any time new varnished
+whenever after generations shall wish to see how like a dancing-master the
+old gentleman must have looked. It is enough to make you a dancing bear
+now to think of it. Others, again, equip you with fur and make you look
+as if you were in the Hudson's Bay Company. Luckily for you, flowered
+dressing-gowns are out, or you might have been represented a Mantelini.
+What can you be doing! It is difficult to put you in your positions. There
+are some that will turn you about and about a half an hour or more before
+they begin, as they would a horse at the fair--ay, and look in your mouth
+too. If they cannot get you otherwise into an attitude, they will shampoo
+you into one. And, remember, all this they will do, because they have not
+the skill to paint any one sitting quite easy. Don't have a roll in your
+hand--that always signifies a member of Parliament. Don't have your finger
+on a book--that would be a pedantry you could not endure. I cannot imagine
+what you will do with your hands. Ten to one, however, but the painter
+leaves then out or copies them out of some print when you are gone. This
+will be picking and stealing that you will have no hand in. What to do
+with any one's hands is a most difficult thing to say--too many do not
+know what to do with them themselves; and, under the suffering of sitting,
+I think you will be one of them. If there is a child in the room, you will
+be making rabbits with your fingers. Then you are at the mercy of the
+painter's privilege--the foreground and background. If you have the common
+fate, your head will be stuck upon a red curtain, a watered pattern. If
+your man has used up his carmine, you will be standing in a fine colonnade,
+waiting with the utmost patience for the burst of a thunder cloud that
+makes the marble column stand out conspicuously, and there will be a
+distant park scene; and thus you will represent the landed interest: or
+you will perhaps have your glove in your hand--a device adopted by some,
+to intimate that they are hand and glove with all the neighbouring gentry.
+And it is a common thing to have a new hat and a walking-cane upon a
+marble table. This shows the sitter has the use of his legs, which
+otherwise might be doubted, and is therefore judicious. If you are
+supposed to be in the open air, you will not know at first sight that you
+are so represented, until you have learned the painter's hieroglyphic for
+trees. You will find them to be angular sorts of sticks, with red and
+yellow flag-rags flapping about; and ten to one but you have a murky sky,
+and no hat on your head; but as to such a country as you ever walked in,
+or ever saw, don't expect to see such a one as a background to your
+picture, and you will readily console yourself that you are turning your
+back upon it. If you are painted in a library, books are cheap--so that
+the artist can afford to throw you in a silver inkstand into the bargain,
+and a pen--such a pen! the goose wouldn't know it that bred it--and
+perhaps an open letter to answer, with your name on the cover. If you are
+made answering the letter, that will never be like you--perhaps it would
+be more like if the letter should be unopened. Now, do not flatter
+yourself; Eusebius, that all these things are matters of choice with you.
+"_Non omnia possumus omnes_," is the regular rule of the profession; some
+stick to the curtain all their lives, from sheer inability to set it--to
+draw it aside. You remember the sign-painter that went about painting red
+lions, and his reply to a refractory landlord who insisted upon a white
+lamb. "You may have a white lamb if you please, but when all is said and
+done, it will be a great deal more like a red lion." And I am sorry to say,
+the faces too, are not unfrequently in this predicament, for they have a
+wonderful family likeness, and these run much by counties. A painter has
+often been known totally to fail, by quitting his beat. There is certainly
+an advantage in this; for if any gentleman should be so unfortunate as to
+have no ancestors, he may pick up at random, in any given county in
+England, a number that will very well match, and all look like
+blood-relations. There is an instance where this resemblance was greatly
+improved, by the advice of an itinerant of the profession, who, at a very
+moderate price, put wigs on all the Vandyks. And there you see some danger,
+Eusebius, that--be represented how you may--you are not sure of keeping
+your condition ten years; you may have, by that time, a hussar cap put
+upon your unconscious head. But portraits fare far worse than that.
+
+I remember, when a boy, walking with an elderly gentleman, and passing a
+broker's stall, there was the portrait of a fine florid gentleman in
+regimentals; he stopped to look at it--he might have bought it for a few
+shillings. After we had gone away,--"that," said he, "is the portrait of
+my wife's great uncle--member for the county, and colonel of militia: you
+see how he is degraded to these steps." "Why do you not rescue him?" said
+I. "Because he left me nothing," was the reply. A relative of mine, an old
+lady, hit upon a happy device; the example is worth following. Her husband
+was the last of his race, for she had no children. She took all the family
+portraits out of their frames, rolled up all the pictures, and put them in
+the coffin with the deceased. No one was more honourably accompanied to
+the grave--and so he slept with his fathers. It has not, to be sure,
+Eusebius, much to do with your portrait, but thinking of these family
+portraits, one is led on to think of their persons, &c.; so I must tell
+you what struck me as a singular instance of the _'sic nos non nobis.'_ I
+went with a cousin, upon a sort of pilgrimage at some distance, to visit
+some family monuments. There was one large handsome marble one in the
+chancel. You will never guess how it had been treated. A vicar's wife had
+died, and the disconsolate widower had caused a square marble tablet, with
+the inscription of his wife's virtues, to be actually inserted in the Very
+centre of our family monument: and yet you, by sitting for your portrait,
+hope to be handed down unmutilated to generations to come,--yes, they will
+come, and you will be a mark for the boys to shoot peas at--that is, if
+you remain at all in the family--you may be transferred to the wench's
+garret, or the public-house, and have a pipe popped through the canvass
+into your mouth, to make you look ridiculous. I really think you have a
+chance of being purchased, to be hung up in the club parlour as pictorial
+president of the Odd-Fellows. Why should you be exempt from what kings are
+subject to? The "king's head" is a sign in many a highway, to countenance
+ill-living. You too, will be bought at a broker's--have your name changed
+without your consent--and be adopted into a family whereof you would
+heartily despise the whole kith and kin. If pride has not a fall in the
+portraits of the great and noble, where shall we find it?"
+
+A painter once told me, that he assisted one of the meanest of low rich
+men, to collect some family portraits; he recommended to him a fine
+Velasquez. "Velasquez!--who's he?" said the head of his family. "It is a
+superb picture, sir--a genuine portrait by the Spaniard, and doubtless, of
+some Spanish nobleman. "Then," said he, "I won't have it; I'll have no
+Spanish blood contaminate my family, sir." "Spanish blood," rejected by
+the plebeian! I have known better men than you, Eusebius--excuse the
+comparison--vamped up and engraved upon the spur of the moment, for
+celebrated highwaymen or bloody murderers. But this digression won't help
+you out in your sitting. Let me see what the learned say upon the
+subject--what advice shall we get from the man of academies. Here we have
+him, Gerrard Larresse; you may be sure that he treats of portrait-painting,
+and with importance enough too. Here it is--"Of Portraiture." But that is
+far too plan. We must have an emblem:--
+
+ "Emblem touching the handling of portraits."
+
+"Nature with her many breasts, is in a sitting posture. Near her stands a
+little child, lifting her garment off her shoulders. On the other side
+stands Truth, holding a mirror before her, wherein she views herself down
+to the middle, and is seemingly surprised at it. On the frame of this
+glass, are seen a _gilt pallet and pencils. Truth has a book and palm
+branch_ in her hand." What do you think of that, Eusebius, for a position?
+But why Nature or Truth should be surprised at viewing herself down to the
+middle, I cannot imagine. It evidently won't do to surprise you in that
+manner. Poor Gerrard, I see, thinks it a great condescension in him to
+speak of portrait-painting at all; he calls it, "departing from the
+essence of art, and subjecting (the painter) to all the defects of nature."
+Hear that, Eusebius! you are to sit to be a specimen of the _defects_ of
+nature. He is indignant that "such great masters as Vandyke, Lely, Van Loo,
+the old and young Bakker, and others," possessed of great talents,
+postponed what is noble and beautiful to what is more ordinary. There you
+are again, Eusebius, with your ordinary visage, unworthy such men as the
+old and young Bakker, whoever they were. But since there must be portraits,
+he could endure the method of the ancients, who, "used to cause those from
+whom the commonwealth had received extraordinary benefits, either in war
+or civil affairs, or for eminence in religion, to be represented in marble
+or metal, or in a picture, that the sight of them, by those honours, might
+be a spur to posterity to emulate the same virtues. This honour was first
+begun with their deities; afterwards it was paid to heroes, and of
+consequence to philosophers, orators, religious men, and others, not only
+to perpetuate their virtues, but also to embalm their names and memories.
+But now it goes further; a person of any condition whatsoever, have he but
+as much money as the painter asks, must sit for his picture. This is a
+great abuse, and sprung from as laudable a cause."
+
+Are you not ashamed to sit after that? He is not, however, without his
+indulgences. He will allow something to a lover and a husband.
+
+"Has a citizen's wife but an only babe? he is drawn at half a year old; at
+ten years old he sits again; and for the last time in his twenty-fifth
+year, in order to show her tender folly: and then she stands wondering how
+a man can so alter in that time. Is not this a weighty reason? a
+reprovable custom, if painters did not gain by it. But again, portraits
+are allowable, when a lover is absent from his mistress, that they may
+send each other their pictures, to cherish and increase their loves; a man
+and wife parted so may do the same." You undertake, you perceive, a matter
+of some responsibility--you must account to your conscience for the act of
+sitting for your picture. Then there is a chapter upon defects, which, as
+I suppose he presumes people don't know themselves, he catalogues pretty
+fully, till you are quite out of humour with poor human nature. The
+defects are "natural ones--accidental ones--usual ones." Natural--"a wry
+face, squint eyes, wry mouth, nose," &c. Accidental. "Loss of an eye, a
+cut on the cheek, or other part of the face, pits of the small-pox and the
+like." Usual. "Contraction of the eyes and mouth, or closing or gaping of
+the latter, or drawing it in somewhat to this or that side, upwards or
+downwards," &c. As for other bodily infirmities, how many have wry necks,
+hunchbacks, bandy legs--withered or short arms, or one shorter than
+another; dead or lame hands or fingers." Now, are you so sure of the
+absence of all these defects, that you venture? You must think yourself an
+Adonis, and not think that you are to be flattered, by having any very
+considerable number of your defects hid. "The necessary ones ought to be
+seen, because they _help the likeness_; such as a wry face, squint eyes,
+low forehead, thinness, and fatness; a wry neck, too short or too long a
+nose; wrinkles between the eyes; ruddiness or paleness of the cheeks, or
+lips; pimples or warts about the mouth; and such like." After this, it is
+right you should know that "Nature abhors deformity." Nay, that we always
+endeavour to hide our own--and which do you mean to hide, or do you intend
+to come out perfect? I daresay you can discover some little habits of your
+own, Eusebius, free from vanity as you are, that tend to these little
+concealments! Do you remember how a foolish man lost a considerable sum of
+money once, by forgetting this human propensity? He had lost some money to
+little K---- of Bath, the deformed gambler--and being netted at his loss,
+thought to pique the winner. "I'll wager," said he, "L50, I'll point out
+the worst leg in company."--"Done," said K---- to his astonishment. "The
+man does not know himself," thought he, for there sat K---- crouched up
+all shapes by the fireside. The wagerer, to win his bet, at once cried,
+"Why, that," pointing to K----'s leg, which was extended towards the grate.
+"No," said K---- quietly unfolding the other from beneath the chair, and
+showing it, "that's worse." By which you may learn the fact--that every
+man puts his best leg foremost. But we must not quit our friend Gerard yet.
+I like his grave conceit. I rejoice to find him giving the painters a rap
+over their knuckles. He says, Eusebius, that they are fond of having
+"smutty pictures" in their rooms; and roundly tells them, that though fine
+pictures are necessary, there is no need of their having such subjects as
+"Mars and Venus, and Joseph and Potiphar's Wife." Now, though I do not
+think our moderns offend much in this respect--the hint is good--and some
+exhibit studies from models about their rooms, that evidently sat without
+their stays. Gerard was the man for contrivances--here is a capital one.
+He does not quite approve of painting a wooden leg; but if it be to be
+done, see with what skill even that in the hands of a Gerard may be
+dignified--and the painter absolved, "lege solutus." "But if the hero
+insist upon the introducing of such a leg, on a supposition that 'tis an
+honour to have lost a limb in his country's service, the painter must then
+comply with his desires; or _else contrive it lying on a table covered
+with red velvet_." But capital as this is, it is not all. He quite revels
+in contrivances; "if he desire it after the antique manner, it must be
+contrived in a bas-relief, wherein the occasion of it may be represented;
+or it may hang near him on a wall, with its buckles and straps, as is done
+in hunting equipages; or else it may be placed among the ornaments of
+architecture, to be more in view." You see he scorns to hide it--has
+worked up his imagination to conceive all possible ways of showing it;
+depend upon it he longed to paint a wooden leg, to which the face should
+be the appendage, the leg the portrait. "Hoc ligno," not "hoc signo
+vinces." But here Gerard bounces--giving an instance of a gentleman "who,
+being drawn in little, and comparing the smallness of the eyes with his
+own, asked the painter whether he had such? However, in complaisance, and
+for his pleasure, he desired that one eye at least might be as big as his
+own, the other to remain as it was." Fie, Gerard! you have spoiled your
+emblem by taking the mirror out of truth's hand.
+
+He is particular about postures and backgrounds. "It will not be improper
+to treat also about easiness and sedateness in posture, opposed to stir
+and bustle, and the contrary--namely, that the picture of a gentlewoman of
+repute, who, in a grave and sedate manner, turns towards that of her
+husband, hanging near it, gets a great decorum by _moving and stirring
+hind-works_, whether by means of waving trees, or crossing architecture of
+stone and wood, or any thing else that the master thinks will best
+_contrast_, or oppose, the _sedate posture of his principal figure_." Here
+you see Eusebius, how hind-works tend to keep up a _bustle_! "And because
+these are things of consequence, and may not be plainly apprehended by
+every one," he explains himself by ten figures in one plate--and such
+figures! As a sitter, he would place you very much above the eye--that is,
+technically speaking, adopt a low horizon; "because--the because is a
+because--because it's certain that when we see any painted figure, or
+object, in a place where the life can be expected, as standing on the
+ground, leaning over a balcony or balustrade, or out at a window, &c., it
+deceives the eye, and by being seen unawares, (though expected,) causes
+sometimes a pleasing mistake; or it frightens and surprises others, when
+they meet with it unexpectedly, at such places as aforesaid, and where
+there is _any likelihood_ for it." Your artist will probably put you on an
+inverted box, and sitting in a great chair, probably covered with red
+morocco leather, in which you will not be at home, and in any manner
+comfortable. We see this deal box sometimes converted into a marble step,
+as a step to a throne, and such it is in one of the pictures of the Queen;
+but it is so ill coloured, that it looks for all the world like a great
+cheese; it should be sent to the farmers who made the Queen the cheese
+present, to show the pride of England walking upon the "fat of the land."
+He presents us with many methods of showing the different characters of
+persons to be painted, some of which will be novel to you. For instance,
+you would not expect directions to represent a secretary of state with the
+accompaniments of a goose. "With a secretary the statue of Harpocrates,
+and in tapestry or bas-relief, the story of Alexander shutting
+Hephaestion's mouth with a seal-ring; also the emblem of fidelity, or a
+goose with a stone in its bill." Methinks the director, or governor, of
+the East India Company, must look very small beside his bedizened
+accessory, meant to represent Company. "She is to be an heroine with a
+scollop of mother-of-pearl on her head, in the nature of an helmet, and
+thereon a coral branch; a breast ornament of scales; pearls and corals
+about her neck; buskins on her legs, with two dolphins conjoined head to
+head, adorned with sea-shells; two large shells on her shoulders, a
+trident in her hand, and her clothing a long mantle; a landskip behind her
+of an Indian prospect, with palm and cocoa trees, some figures of _blacks_,
+and elephant's teeth. This figure also suits an admiral, or commander at
+sea, when a sea-fight is introduced instead of a landskip." Such a figure
+may, indeed, be more at home at sea, and such a one may have been that
+famous lady, whose captain so "very much applauded her," and
+
+ "Made her the first lieutenant
+ Of the gallant Thunder Bomb."
+
+Not a painter of the present day, it seems, knows how to paint the clergy.
+Mr Pickersgill has done quite common things, and simply shown the cloth
+and the band--that is poor device. See how Gerard would have it done.
+Every clergyman should be a Dr Beattie. "With a divine agrees the statue
+of truth, represented in a Christian-like manner, or else this same emblem
+in one of his hands, and his other on his breast, besides tapestries,
+bas-reliefs, or paintings, and some Christian emblems of the true faith;
+and representation of the Old and New Testament--in the offskip a temple."
+All the portraits of the great duke are defective, inasmuch as none of
+them have "Mars in a niche," or Victory sitting on a trophy, or a statue
+of Hercules. You probably have no idea what a great personage is a
+"sea-insurer." He is accompanied by Arion on a dolphin; and in a picture a
+sea-haven, with a ship under sail making towards it; on the shore the
+figure of Fortune, and (who are, think you, the "supercargoes?") over the
+cargo "Castor and Pollux." In this mode of portrait-painting it would be
+absolutely necessary to go back to the old plan of putting the names
+underneath the personages; and even then, though you write under such,
+this is Castor, this Pollux, and this the sea-insurer, it will ever puzzle
+the whole ship's crew to conjecture how they came there together. Gerard
+admits we cannot paint what we have not seen, and by example rather
+condemns his own recommendations. Fewer have seen Castor and Pollux, than
+have seen a lion, and he says men cannot paint what they have not seen.
+"As was the case of a certain Westphalian, who, representing Daniel in the
+lions' den, and having never seen a lion, he painted hogs instead of lions,
+and wrote underneath, 'These should be lions.'"
+
+By this time, Eusebius, you ought to know how to sit, if you have not made
+up your mind not to sit at all. You need not, however, be much alarmed
+about the emblems--modern masters cut all that matter short. They won't
+throw in any superfluous work, you may be sure of that, unless you should
+sit to Landseer, and he will paint your dog, and throw in your superfluous
+self for nothing. You would be like Mercury with the statuary, mortified
+to find his own image thrown into the bargain.
+
+Besides your own defects, you have to encounter the painter's. His
+unsteady, uncertain hand, may add an inch to your nose before you are
+aware of it. It is quite notorious that few painters paint both eyes of
+the same size; and after your utmost efforts to look straight in his face,
+he may make you squint for ever, and not see that he has done so. Unless
+he be himself a sensible man, he will be sure to make you look like a fool.
+Then, what is like to-day will be unlike to-morrow. His megillups will
+change, so that in six months you may look like a copper Indian; or the
+colours may fade, and leave you the ghost of what you were. Again, he may
+paint you lamentably like, odiously like, yet give you a sinister
+expression, or at least an unpleasant one. Then, if you remonstrate, he is
+offended; if you refuse to take it, he writes you word that if not paid
+for and removed by next Tuesday, he will add a tail to it, and dispose of
+it to Mr Polito. Did not Hogarth do something of this kind? If he please
+himself he may not satisfy you, and if you are satisfied, none of your
+friends are, who take an opportunity of the portrait to say sarcastic
+things of you. For in that respect you may be most like your picture, or
+it most like you, for every body will have some fault to find with it. Why,
+don't you remember but last year some _friends_ poked out the eye from a
+portrait, even after it had been on the exhibition walls. Then, what with
+the cleaning and varnishing, you have to go through as many disorders as
+when you were a child. You will have the picture-cleaner's measles. It was
+not long ago, I saw a picture in a most extraordinary state; and, on
+enquiry, I found that the cook of the house had rubbed it over with fat of
+bacon to make it bear out, and that she had learned it at a great house,
+where there is a fine collection, which are thus bacon'd twice every year.
+You are sure not to keep even your present good looks, but will become
+smoked and dirty. Then must you be cleaned, and there is an even chance
+that in doing it they put out at least one of your eyes, (I saw both eyes
+taken out of a Correggio,) and the new one to be put in will never match
+the other. The ills that flesh is heir to, are nothing to the ills its
+representative is heir to. At best, the very change of fashion in dress
+will make you look quizzical in a few years. For you are going to sit when
+dress is most unbecoming, and it is only by custom that the eye is
+reconciled to it, so that all the painted present generation must look
+ridiculous in the eyes of posterity. Don't have your name put on the
+canvass; then you may console yourself that, in all these mortal chances
+and changes, whatever happens to it, you will not be known. I have one
+before me now with the name and all particulars in large gilt letters.
+Happily this ostentation is out; you may therefore hope, when the evil day
+comes, _fallere_, to escape notice. I hope the painter will give you that
+bold audacious look which may stare the beholder in the face, and deny
+your own identity; no small advantage, for doubtless the "[Greek: semata
+lugra]" of Bellerophon was but his portrait, which, by a hang-look
+expression, intimatd death. Your painter may be ignorant of phrenology,
+and, without knowing it, may give you some detestable bumps; and your
+picture may be borrowed to lecture upon, at inns and institutions, and
+anecdotes rummaged up or forged, to match the painter's doing--the bumps
+he has given you.
+
+You must not, however, on this account, think too ill of the poor painter.
+He is subject to human infirmities--so are you--and his hand and eye are
+not always in tune. He has, too, to deal with all sorts of people--many
+difficult enough to please. You know the fable of the painter who would
+please everybody, and pleased nobody. You sitters are a whimsical set,
+and most provokingly shift your features and position, and always expect
+miracles, at a moment, too; you are here to-day, and must be off to-morrow.
+It is nothing, to you that paint won't dry for you, so even that must be
+forced, and you are rather varnished in than painted, and no wonder if
+your faces go to pieces, and you become mealy almost as soon as you have
+had the life's blood in you, and that with the best carmine. And often you
+take upon yourselves to tell the painter what to do, as if you knew
+yourselves better than he, though he has been staring at nothing but you
+for an hour or two at a time, perhaps. You ask him, too, perpetually what
+feature he is now doing, that you may call up a look. You screw up your
+mouths, and try to put all the shine you can into your eyes, till, from
+continual effort, they look like those of a shotten herring; and yet you
+expect all to be like what you are in your ordinary way. After he has
+begun to paint your hair, you throw it about with your hands in all
+directions but the right, and all his work is to begin over again. You
+have no notion how ignorant of yourselves you are. I happened to call,
+some time since, upon a painter with whom I am on intimate terms. I found
+him in a roar of laughter, and quite alone. "What is the matter?" said I.
+"Matter!" replied he; "why, here has Mr B. been sitting to me these four
+days following, and at last, about half an hour ago, he, sitting in that
+chair, puts up his hand to me, thus, with 'Stop a moment, Mr Painter; I
+don't know whether you have noticed it or not, but it is right that I
+should tell you that _I have a slight_ cast in my eye.' You know Mr B., a
+worthy good man, but he has the very worst gimlet eye I ever beheld." Yes,
+and only _slightly_ knew it, Eusebius. And I have to say, he thought his
+defect wondrously exaggerated, when, for the first time, he saw it on
+canvas; and perhaps all his family noticed it there, whom custom had
+reconciled into but little observation of it, and the painter was
+considered no friend of the family. For the poor artist is expected to
+please all down to the youngest child, and perhaps that one most, for she
+often rules the rest. And people do not too much consider the _feelings_
+of painters. I knew an artist, a great humorist, who spent much time at
+the court at Lisbon. He had to paint a child, I believe the Prince of the
+Brazils. I remember, as if I saw him act the scene but yesterday, and it
+is many years ago. Well, the maid of honour, or whatever was her title,
+brought the child into the room, and remained some time, but at length
+left him alone with the painter. When he found himself only in this
+company, his pride took the alarm. He put on great airs, frowned, pouted,
+looked disdainful, superbly swelling, and got off the chair, retreating
+slowly, scornfully. The artist, who was a great mimic, imitated his every
+gesture, and, with some extravagance, frowned as he frowned, swelled as he
+swelled, blew out his breath as the child did, advanced as he retreated,
+till the child at length found himself pinned in the corner, at which the
+artist put on such a ridiculous expression, that risible nature could
+stand it no longer; pride was conquered by humour, and from that hour they
+were on the most familiar terms. It was not an ill-done thing of our Henry
+VIII. when he made one of his noble courtiers apologize to Holbein for
+some slight, bidding him, at the same time, to know that he could make a
+hundred such as he, but it was past his power to make a Holbein. And you
+know how a great monarch picked up Titian's pencil which had fallen. How
+greatly did Alexander honour Apelles, in that he would suffer none else to
+paint his portrait. And when the painter, by drawing his Campaspe, fell in
+love with her, he presented her to him. It is a bad policy, Eusebius, to
+put slights upon these men--and it is more, it is ungenerous; they may
+revenge themselves upon you whenever they please, and give you a black eye
+too, that will never get right again. They can in effigy, put every limb
+out of joint; and you being no anatomist, may only see that you look ill,
+and know not where you went wrong. All you sitters expect to be flattered,
+and very little flattery do you bestow. Perversely, you won't even see
+your own likenesses. Take, for instance, the following scene, which I had
+from a miniature painter:--A man upwards of forty years of age, had been
+sitting to him--one of as little pretensions as you can well imagine; you
+would have thought it impossible that he could have had an homoeopathic
+proportion of vanity--of personal vanity at least; but it turned out
+otherwise. He was described as a greasy bilious man, with a peculiarly
+conventicle aspect--that is, one that affects a union of gravity and love.
+"Well, sir," said the painter, "that will do--I think I have been very
+fortunate in your likeness." The man looks at it, and says nothing, puts
+on an expression of disappointment. "What! don't you think it like, sir?"
+says the artist. "Why--ye-ee-s, it is li-i-ke--but----" "But what sir?--I
+think it exactly like. I wish you would tell me where it is not like?"
+"Why, I'd rather you should find it out yourself. Have the goodness to
+look at me."--And here my friend the painter declared, that he put on a
+most detestably affected grin of amiability.--"Well, sir, upon my word, I
+don't see any fault at all; it seems to me as like as it can be; I wish
+you'd be so good as to tell me what you mean." "Oh, sir, I'd rather
+not--I'd rather you should find it out yourself--look again." "I can't see
+any difference, sir; so if you don't tell me, it can't be altered." "Well
+then, with reluctance, if I must tell you, I don't think you have given my
+_sweet expression about the eyes_." Oh, Eusebius, Eusebius, what a mock
+you would have made of that man; you would have flouted his vanity about
+his ears for him gloriously; I would have given a crown to have had him
+sit to you, and you should have let me be by, to attend your colours. How
+we would have bedaubed the fellow before he had left the room, with his
+sweet eyes! But there, your patient painter must endure all that, and not
+give a hint that he disagrees in the opinion: or if he speak his mind on
+the occasion, he may as well quit the town, for under the influence of
+those sweet eyes, nor man, woman, nor child, will come to sit to him. And
+consider, Eusebius, their misery in having such sitters at all. They are
+not Apollos, and Venuses, nor Adonises, that knock at painters' doors. Not
+one in a hundred has even a tolerably pleasant face. I certainly once knew
+a rough-dealing artist, who told a gentleman very plainly--"Sir, I do not
+paint remarkably ugly people." But he came to no good. Not but that a
+clever fellow might do something of this kind with management, with good
+effect; get the reputation of being a painter of "beauties," with a little
+skill, make beauties of every body, and stoutly maintain that he never
+will have any others sit to him. I am not quite certain, that something of
+this kind has been practised, or I do not think I should have the art to
+invent it. All those who sit during a courtship, to present their
+portraits as lovers, I look upon it come as professed cheats, and mean to
+be most egregiously flattered; and if the thing succeeds through the
+painter's skill, within six months after the marriage, he, the painter, is
+called the cheat, and the portrait not in the least like. So easy is it to
+get out of repute, by doing your best to please them with a little
+flattery. You will never get into a book of beauty, Eusebius. Hitherto,
+the list runs in the female line. The male will soon come in, depend upon
+it.
+
+Have a little pity upon the poor artist, who would, but cannot,
+flatter--who is conscious of his inability to put in those blandishments
+that shall give a grace to ugliness--from whose hand unmitigated ugliness
+becomes uglier--who, at length, driven from towns, where people begin to
+see this, as a dauber, takes refuge among the farm houses; at first paints
+the farmers and their wives, their ugly faces stretching to the very edge
+of the frames, and is at last reduced to paint the favourite cow, or the
+fat ox--the prodigal (alas! no; the simply miserable, in mistaking his
+profession) feeding the swine, and with them, and they not over-proud of
+his doings. Then there is another poor, self-deluded character among the
+tribe. I have the man in my eye at this moment. It is not long since I
+paid him a visit to see a great historical composition, which I had been
+requested to look at. It was the most miserable of all miserable daubs;
+yet so conspicuously set off with colours and hardness, that the eye could
+not escape it. It was a most determined eye-sore. The quiet, the modest
+demeanour of the young man at first deceived me; I ventured to find some
+trifling fault. The artist was up--still his manner was quiet--somewhat,
+in truth, contemptuously so; but, as for modesty, I doubt not he was
+modest in every other matter relating to himself; but, in art, he as
+calmly talked of himself, Michael Angelo, and Raffaelle, as a trio--that
+two had obtained immortality of fame, and that he sought the same, and, he
+trusted, by the same means, and believed with similar powers: as calmly
+did he speak in this manner, as if it were a thing long settled in his own
+mind and in fate--and in the manner of an indulgent communication. He
+lamented the lack of taste and knowledge in the world; that so little was
+real art appreciated, that he was obliged to submit to the drudgery of
+portrait. _Submit!_--and such portraits. Poor fellow! how long will he get
+sitters to _submit_? I have recently heard the fate of one of his great
+compositions. He had persuaded the vicar and church-wardens of a parish to
+accept a picture. He attended the putting it up. It was a fine old church.
+With the quietest conceit, he had a fine east window blocked up to receive
+the picture--had the tables of Commandments mutilated, and thrust up in a
+corner--damaged the wall to give effect to the picture--and really
+believed that he was conferring an honour and benefit upon the
+parishioners and the county. Soon, however, men of better taste and sense
+began to cry out. The incumbent died. His successor related to me the
+shocking occurrence of the picture. He had it removed, and the damage done
+to the edifice repaired. And what became of the grand historical? The
+church-warden alone, who, in the pride of his heart and ignorance, had
+paid the poor artist for the colours, gladly took the picture. His account
+of it was, that it was so powerful in his small room, as to affect several
+ladies to tears--and that he had covered it with a thin gauze, to keep
+down _the fierceness of the sentiment_; for it was too affecting. Now,
+here is a man, who, if you should happen to sit to him, will think it the
+greatest condescension to take your picture, and will paint you such as
+you never would wish to be seen or known. There is a predilection now for
+schools of design; and the world will teem with these poor creatures.
+
+Many there are, however, who, having considerable ability, have much to
+struggle against--who love the profession of art, and with that
+unaccountable giving themselves up to it, are quite unfit for any other
+occupation in life, yet, from adverse circumstances--ill health, strange
+temperaments--do not succeed. Many years ago, I knew a very interesting
+young man, and a very industrious one, too, of very considerable ability
+as a painter, but not, at that time, of portraits. While hard at work,
+getting just enough to live by, he was seized with an illness that
+threatened rapid consumption. The kind physician who gratuitously visited
+him, told him one day--"You cannot live here. I do not say that you have a
+year of safety in this climate, or a month of safety, but you have not
+weeks. You must instantly go to a warmer climate." Ill, and without means,
+beyond the few pounds he could gather from his hasty breaking-up, he had
+courage to look on the cheerful side of things, and went off in the first
+vessel to the West Indies. I saw him afterwards. He gave me a history of
+his adventures. He went from island to island--became portrait-painter--a
+painter of scenes--of any thing that might offer; by good conduct,
+urbanity, gentleness, and industry, was respected, liked, and patronized;
+lived, and sent home a thousand pounds or two--came to England to see his
+friends for a few months. I saw him on his way to them. He was then in
+health and spirits--told me the many events of the few years--and in six
+weeks the climate killed him. But the anecdote of his turning
+portrait-painter is what I have to tell. On the passage, they touched at
+one of the islands, and he found but very little money in his pocket; and,
+while others went off to hotels, or estates of friends, he went his way
+quietly to seek out cheap lodgings. He found such, which the good woman
+told him he could have in three hours. He afterwards learned that she
+waited that time for the then tenant _to die in the bed which he was to
+occupy_. Walking away to pass the time, he met some of his fellow
+passengers, who asked him if he had been to see the governor. He had not.
+They told him it was necessary he should go. So thither he went. Now, the
+governor asked him, "What brought him out to the West Indies?" He replied,
+that he came as an artist. "An artist!" said the governor. "That is a
+novelty indeed. Have you any specimens? I should like to see them." Now,
+among his things, he had a miniature of himself, painted by a man who
+attained eminence in the profession, and whom I knew well. Here, with an
+ingenuousness characteristic of the man, he acknowledged to me how,
+starvation staring him in the face, _he_ stared in the governor's; and the
+governor being rather a hard-featured man, whose likeness, though he had
+never taken a portrait, he thought he could hit; when the governor admired
+the miniature, and asked him, "If it was his?" he did not resist the
+temptation, and said, "Yes." Upon which the governor sat to him. Then
+others sat to him; and so he left the island, with a replenished purse,
+and from that time became a portrait-painter. If the poor fellow had been
+the veriest dauber, you, Eusebius, would have sat to him twenty times over,
+and have told all the country round quite as great a fib as he did the
+governor, that he was a very Raffaelle in outline, and Titian in coloring.
+And what shall the "recording angel" do? Poor fellow! he had no conceit.
+
+But you, Eusebius, need not trust or give your countenance, in the way of
+the art to any man because you like his history or his manners. A thing
+you are very likely to do in spite of this advice, though you multiply
+portraits for "Saracen's Heads."
+
+Foolish artists themselves, who affect to talk of the great style, and set
+themselves up as geniuses, speak slightingly of portrait-painting, as
+degrading--as pandering to vanity, &c. I verily believe, that half this
+common cant arose from jealousy of Sir Joshua Reynolds. Degradation
+indeed!--as if Raffaelle and Titian, and Vandyk and Reynolds, degraded the
+art, or were degraded by their practice; and as to pandering to
+vanity--view it in another light, and it is feeding affection.
+
+I knew a painter, who honourably refused to paint a lady's picture, when
+he waited upon her on purpose, sent by some injudicious friends to take
+her portrait in her last days. She had been a woman of great
+celebrity--she received the painter--but, with a weakness, pointed first
+to one side of the room where were portraits of earls and bishops, saying,
+"these are or were all my particular friends"--and then to the other side
+of the room, to a well filled library--"and these are all my works." "Now,"
+said the painter to me, "I did not think it fair to her reputation to take
+her portrait--and she had had many taken at better times." Here was one
+who would not pander to vanity. After all, it is astonishing how few
+flattering painters there have been. Even he who made Venus, Minerva, and
+Juno, starting with astonishment at the presence of Queen Elizabeth,
+certainly made her by far the ugliest of the quartette. You may see the
+picture at Hampton Court. She must have been difficult to please, for she
+insisted upon being painted without shadow. "Glorious Gloriana" was to be
+the sun of female beauty. She is quite as well as some in "The Book." For
+modern "beauty" manufacturers make beauty to consist in silliness or
+sentimentality.
+
+Do you believe in the story of the origin of portrait--the Grecian maid
+and her lover? I cannot--for I have often tried my hand, and such frights
+were the result, that it would have been a cure for love.
+
+For lack of the art of portrait-painting, we have really no idea what
+mankind were like before the time of our Eighth Harry. What we see could
+not possibly be likenesses, because they are not humanity. But in
+Holbein's heads, such as the royal collection, published by Chamberlaine,
+we begin to see what men and women were. What our early Henrys and Edwards
+were: what the court or the people were, we cannot know; they are buried
+in the night of art, like the brave who lived before the time of Agamemnon.
+Perhaps it is quite as well--"_omne ignotum pro mirifico_"--and who would
+lose the pleasure of wonder and conjecture, with all its imaginary
+phantasmagoria? We might have a mesmeric _coma_ that might put us in
+possession of the past, if it can of the future--and gratify curiosity
+wofully at the expense of what is more valuable than that kind of truth. A
+mesmeric painter may take the portrait of Helen of Troy, and you may knock
+at your twenty neighbours' doors, and find perhaps a greater beauty,
+especially if chronology be trusted as to her age at the Trojan war. Would
+you like to see a veritable portrait of Angelica--or of your Orlando in
+his madness?
+
+The great portrait-painter--the sun, in his diurnal course all over the
+world, may be, for aught we know, photographing mankind, and registering
+us, too; and, if we are to judge from the specimens we do see, the
+collection cannot be very flattering. Who dares call the sun a flatterer?
+
+ "... Solem quis dicere falsum
+ Audeat?"
+
+At the very moment that you are sitting to your man, to be set off with
+smirk and smile and the graces of art, you are perhaps making a most
+formidable impression elsewhere. You would not like to
+
+ "Look upon this picture, _and_ on this."
+
+Some poor country people have an unaccountable dislike to having their
+portraits taken. Savages think them second selves, and that may be
+bewitched and punished; possibly something of this feeling may be at the
+bottom of the dislike. I was once sketching in a country village, and an
+old woman went by, and I put her into the picture. Some, looking over me,
+called out to her that her likeness was taken. She cried, because she had
+not her best cap and gown on. I was once positively driven from a cottage
+door, because a woman thought I was "taking her off." I know not but that
+it was a commendable wish in the old woman to appear decent before the
+world, and so might have been the fine lady's wish--
+
+ "Betty, put on a little red,
+ One surely need not look a fright when dead."
+
+We choose to be satirical, and call it vanity; but put both anecdotes
+into tolerably good grave Latin, and name them Portia and Lucretia, and
+we should have as fine a sentiment as the boasted one of the hero
+endeavouring to fall decently. There may be but little difference, and
+that only just what we, in our humours, choose to make it. I am sure you,
+Eusebius, will stand up for the old village crone, and the fine lady,
+too. But the fraternity of the brush, if they do now and then promote
+vanity, much more commonly gratify affection. Private portraits seem to
+me to be things so sacred, that they ought not to survive the immediate
+family or friends for whose gratification they are painted. I much like
+the idea of burying them at last. I will show you how estimable these
+things sometimes are. You remember a portrait I have--a gentleman in a
+dress of blue and gold--in crayon. Did I ever tell you the anecdote
+respecting him? If not, you shall have it, as I had from my father. If
+you recollect the picture, you must recollect that it is of a very
+handsome man. His horses took fright, the carriage was overturned, and he
+was killed upon the spot. The property came to my father. One day an
+unknown lady, in a handsome equipage, stopped at his door, and, in an
+interview with him, requested a portrait of this very person, not the one
+you have seen, but another in oil-colour, and of that the head only. My
+father cut it out, and gave it to her. Many, many years afterwards it was
+returned to him by an unknown hand, with an account of the accident that
+caused the death, pasted on the back; and it is now in my possession. The
+lady was never known. No, Eusebius, we must not deny portrait-painters,
+nor portrait painting. It is the line in which we excel--and that we have
+above all others patronized, and had great men too arise from our
+encouragement--Who are so rich in Vandyks as we are? And some we have had
+better than the world allowed them to be--Sir Peter Lely was occasionally
+an admirable painter--though Sir Joshua did say, "We must go beyond him
+now." There was Sir Joshua himself, and Gainsborough--would that either
+were alive to take you, Eusebius, though I were to pay for the sitting. I
+think too, that I should have given the preference to Gainsborough--it
+would have been so true. Did you ever see his portrait of Foote?--so
+unaffected--it must be like. I won't be invidious by naming any, where we
+have so many able portrait-painters--but if you have not fixed upon your
+man, come to me, and I will tell half-a-dozen, and we will go to them,
+and you shall judge for yourself--and if you like miniature, there are
+those who will make what is small great. What wonderful power Cooper had
+in this way. I recently had in my hands a wondrous and marvellous
+portrait of Andrew Marvell by him. The sturdy honest Andrew. This man
+Cooper, had such wonderful largeness of style, of execution too, even in
+his highest finished small oil pictures--such as in this of Andrew
+Marvell. We had an age, certainly, of very bad taste, and it was not
+extinct in the days of Sir Joshua and Gainsborough; nay, sometimes under
+both of these, I am sorry to say, it was even made worse. The age of
+shepherds and shepherdesses--in the case of Gainsborough, brought down to
+downright rustics. This, of making the sitters affect to be what they
+were not, was bad enough--and it was any thing but poetical. But it was
+infinitely worse in the itinerants of the day--and is very well ridiculed
+by Goldsmith, who lived much among painters, in his Vicar of Wakefield
+and family sitting for the family picture. We have happily quite got out
+of that folly. But we are getting into one of most unpoetical
+pageantry--portrait likenesses. We have not seen yet a good portrait of
+Wellington, and the Queen, or the Prince; and if they must send their
+portraits to foreign courts, let them be advised to learn, if they know
+not yet how, and we are told they do, to paint them themselves. Montaigne
+tells us, that he was present one day at Bar-le-duc, when King Francis
+the Second, for a memorial of Rene, King of Sicily, was presented with a
+picture the king had drawn of himself. Some how or other, kings and
+queens are apt to have too many trappings about them; and the man is
+often chosen to paint, who paints velvets and satins best, and faces the
+worst. That is the reason we have them so ill done; and even if the faces
+are well painted, they are overpowered by the ostentation of the dress.
+Now, the Venetian portrait-painters contrived to keep down the glare of
+all this ornament, to make it even more rich, but not obtruding. I
+remember seeing a portrait of our queen, where, in a large bonnet, her
+face looked like a small pip in the midst of an orange. It would be a
+good thing, too, if you could contrive to spend a week or so in company
+with your painter before you sit, that he may know you. Many a
+characteristic may he lose, for want of knowing that it is a
+characteristic; and may give you that in expression which does not belong
+to you, while he may miss "your sweet expression about your eyes." He may
+purse up your large and generous mouth, because you may screw it for a
+moment to keep some ill-timed conceit from bolting out, and, besides
+missing that noble feature, may give you an expression of a caution that
+is not yours. A painter the other day, as I am assured, in a country
+town, made a great mistake in a characteristic, and it was discovered by
+a country farmer. It was the portrait of a lawyer--an attorney, who, from
+humble pretensions, had made a good deal of money, and enlarged thereby
+his pretensions, but somehow or other not very much enlarged his
+respectability. To his pretensions was added that of having his portrait
+put up in the parlour, as large as life. There it is, very flashy and
+very true--one hand in his breast, the other in his small-clothes'
+pocket. It is market-day--the country clients are called in--opinions are
+passed--the family present, and all complimentary--such as, "Never saw
+such a likeness in the course of all my born days. As like 'un as he can
+stare." "Well, sure enough, there he is." But at last--there is one
+dissentient! "'Tain't like--not very--no, 'tain't," said a heavy
+middle-aged farmer, with rather a dry look, too, about his mouth, and a
+moist one at the corner of his eye, and who knew the attorney well. All
+were upon him. "Not like!--How not like? Say where is it not like?" "Why,
+don't you see," said the man, "he's got his hand in his breeches' pocket.
+It would be as like again if he had his hand in any other body's pocket."
+The family portrait was removed, especially as, after this, many came on
+purpose to see it; and so the attorney was lowered a peg, and the farmer
+obtained the reputation of a connoisseur.
+
+But it is high time, Eusebius, that I should dismiss you and
+portrait-painting, or you will think your thus sitting to me worse than
+sitting for your picture; which picture, if it be of my Eusebius as I know
+him and love him, will ever be a living speaking likeness, but if it be
+one but of outward feature and resemblance, it will soon pass off to make
+up the accumulation of dead lumber--while do you, Eusebius, as you are,
+_vive valeque_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MY FRIEND.
+
+
+ Wouldst thou be friend of mine?--
+ Thou must be quick and bold
+ When the right is to be done,
+ And the truth is to be told;
+
+ Wearing no friend-like smile
+ When thine heart is hot within,
+ Making no truce with fraud or guile,
+ No compromise with sin.
+
+ Open of eye and speech,
+ Open of heart and hand,
+ Holding thine own but as in trust
+ For thy great brother-band.
+
+ Patient and stout to bear,
+ Yet bearing not for ever;
+ Gentle to rule, and slow to bind,
+ Like lightning to deliver!
+
+ True to thy fatherland,
+ True to thine own true love;
+ True to thine altar and thy creed,
+ And thy good God above.
+
+ But with no bigot scorn
+ For faith sincere as thine,
+ Though less of form attend the prayer,
+ Or more of pomp the shrine;
+
+ Remembering Him who spake
+ The word that cannot lie,
+ "Where two or three in my name meet
+ There in the midst am I!"
+
+ I bar thee not from faults--
+ God wot, it were in vain!
+ Inalienable heritage
+ Since that primeval slain!
+
+ The wisest have been fools--
+ The surest stumbled sore:
+ _Strive_ thou to stand--or fall'n arise,
+ I ask thee not for more!
+
+ This do, and thou shalt knit
+ Closely my heart to thine;
+ Next the dear love of God above,
+ Such Friend on earth, be mine!
+
+ O.O.
+
+LONDON, _January_ 1844.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE LAND OF SLAVES.
+
+ "Le printemps--le printemps!"--_Berenger_.
+
+
+ 'Twas a sunny holiday,
+ Scene, Killarney--time, last May;
+ In the fields the rustic throng,
+ Every linnet in full song,
+ Not a cloud to threaten rain,
+ As I walk'd with lovely Jane.
+
+ While we wander'd round the bay,
+ Came the gayest of the gay,
+ Pouring from a painted barge,
+ Anchor'd by the flowery marge;
+ Sporting round its cliffs and caves:--
+ Ireland is the land of slaves!
+
+ Next we met an infant group,
+ Never was a happier troop;
+ Dancing o'er the primrose plain.
+ "Joyous infancy!" said Jane;
+ "Free from care as winds and waves."
+ --"No, my darling, _these_ are slaves!"
+
+ On we walk'd--a garden shade
+ Show'd us matron, man, and maid,
+ Laughing, talking, _all_ coquetting,
+ "Here," said Jane, "I see no fretting:
+ Mammon makes but fools or knaves."
+ --"No, my darling, _these_ are slaves!"
+
+ On we walk'd--we saw a dome,
+ Fill'd with furious dupes of Rome,
+ Ranting of the sword and chain.
+ "Let us run away," said Jane:
+ "How that horrid rebel raves!"
+ --"No, my darling, _these_ are slaves!"
+
+ As we ran, a monster-crowd
+ Stopp'd us, uttering vengeance loud;
+ Giving nobles to the halter,
+ Cursing England's throne and altar,
+ Brandishing their pikes and staves.
+ "Love," said Jane, "are all _these_ slaves?"
+
+[Greek: Aion]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE PRIEST'S BURIAL.
+
+
+ He is dead!--he died of a broken heart,
+ Of a frighten'd soul, and a frenzied brain:
+ He died--of playing a desperate part
+ For folly; which others play'd for gain.
+ Yet o'er his turf the rebels rave!
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ He is dead!--bewilder'd, betray'd, beguiled;
+ Swept on by faction's fiery blast.
+ In its blood-stain'd track, a fool, a child!
+ His doom is fix'd--his lot is cast.
+ Yet scowls by his bier earth's blackest knave.
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ They dress'd the cold clay in mimic state,
+ And the peasants came crowding round;
+ And many a vow of revenge and hate
+ In that hour on their souls was bound--
+ Oh! ruthless creed, that never forgave!
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ They bore him along by the village road,
+ And they yell'd at the village spire!
+ And they laid him at rest in his long abode,
+ In a storm of revenge and ire;
+ And round him their furious banners wave.
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ Then o'er him the bigot chant was sung,
+ And was said the bigot prayer,
+ And wild hearts with many a thought were stung,
+ That left its venom there,
+ To madden in many a midnight cave.
+ Be silent, wretches!--spare the grave!
+
+ All is done; he is buried--the crowd depart,
+ He is laid in his kindred clay,
+ There, freed from the torture that ate his heart,
+ He rests, till the last great day.
+ O THOU! who alone canst defend and save,
+ Wake Ireland wise from this lowly grave.
+
+[Greek: Aion.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+PRUDENCE.
+
+ "Bide your time."--_Rebel Song_.
+
+
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+ Patience is the true sublime.
+ Heroes, bottle up your tears;
+ Wait for ten, or ten score, years.
+ Shrink from blows, but rage in rhyme:
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+ Snakes are safest in their slime.
+ Sages look before they leap;
+ Heroes, to your hovels creep.
+ Christmas loves pantomime:
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+ "Shoulder arms"--but never prime.
+ Keep your skins from Saxon lead;
+ Plunder paupers for your bread.
+ Popish begging is no crime:
+ Bide your time--bide your time!
+
+[Greek: Aion.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+FREE TRADE AND PROTECTION
+
+Whoever has travelled in the highlands of Scotland, or the mountains of
+Wales, must have observed the remarkable difference which exists between
+artificial plantations, and the natural woods of the country. Planted _all
+at once_, the former grow up of uniform height, and all their trees
+present nearly the same form and symmetry. Sown at different periods, with
+centuries between their growth, the latter exhibit every variety of age
+and form, from the decaying patriarchs of the forest, which have survived
+the blasts of some hundred years, to the infant sapling, which is only
+beginning to shoot under the shelter of a projecting rock or stem. Nor is
+the difference less remarkable in the room which is severally afforded for
+growth, in the artificial plantations and in the wilds of nature. The
+larches or firs, in the stiff and angular enclosure, are always crowded
+together; and if not thinned by the care of the woodsman, will inevitably
+choke each other, or shoot up thin and unhealthy, in consequence of their
+close proximity to each other, and the dense mass of foliage which
+overshadows the upper part of the wood. But no such danger need be
+apprehended In the natural forest. No woodman is called to thin its
+denizens. No forester's eye is required to tell which should be left, and
+which cut away, in the vast array. In the ceaseless warfare of the weaker
+with the stronger, the feeble plants are entirely destroyed. In vain the
+infant sapling attempts to contend with the old oak, the branches of which
+overshadow its growth--it is speedily crushed in the struggle. Nor are the
+means of removing the useless remains less effectual. The hand of nature
+insensibly clears the waste of its incumbrances; the weakness of time
+brings them to the ground when their allotted period is expired; and youth,
+as in the generations of men, springs beside the decay of age, and finds
+ample room for its expansion over the fallen remains of its paternal stems.
+
+The difference between the artificial plantation and the natural wood,
+illustrates the distinction between the imaginary communities which the
+political economist expects to see grow up, in conformity with his
+theories, and acting in obedience to his dictates, and the nations of
+flesh and blood which exist around us, of which we form a part, and which
+are immediately affected by ill-judged or inapplicable measures of
+commercial regulation. Nations were planted by the hand of nature; they
+were not sown, nor their place allotted by human foresight. They exist
+often close to each other, and under apparently the same physical
+circumstances, under every possible variety of character, age, and period
+of growth. The difference even between those ruled by the same government,
+and inhabited apparently by the same race, is prodigious. Who could
+suppose that the Dutchman, methodical, calculating, persevering, was next
+neighbour to the fiery, war-like, and impetuous Frenchman? Or that the
+southern and western Irish, vehement, impassioned, and volatile, came from
+the same stock which pervades the whole west of Britain? England, for
+centuries the abode of industry, effort, and opulence, is subject to the
+same government, and situated in the same latitude as Ireland, where
+indolence is almost universal, wealth rare, and manufactures in general
+unknown. Russia, ignorant, united, and ever victorious, adjoins Poland,
+weak, distracted, and ever vanquished; and Prussia has risen with
+unheard-of rapidity in national strength, and every branch of industry, at
+the very time when Spain was fast relapsing into slavery and barbarism.
+
+Familiar as these truths are to all they seem to have been, in an
+unaccountable manner, forgotten by our modern political economists; and
+the oblivion of them is the principal cause of the remarkable failure
+which has attended the application to practice of all their theories. They
+invariably forget the different age of nations; they overlook the
+essential difference between communities with different national character,
+or in different stages of manufacturing or commercial advancement, and
+fall into the fatal error of supposing that one general system is to be
+readily embraced by, and found applicable to, a cluster of nations
+existing under every possible variety of physical, social, and political
+circumstances. Fixing their eyes upon their own country, or rather upon
+the peculiar interest to which they belong in their own country, they
+reason as if all mankind were placed in the same circumstances, and would
+be benefited by the arrangements which they find advantageous. They forget
+that all nations were not planted at the same time, nor in the same soil;
+that the difference in their age, the inequality in their growth, the
+variety in their texture, is as great as in the trees of the forest, the
+seeds of which have been scattered by the hand of nature; that the
+incessant warfare of the weaker with the stronger, exists not less in the
+social than the physical world; and that all systems founded on the
+oblivion of that continued contest, must ever be traversed by the
+strongest of all moral laws--the instinct of SELF-PRESERVATION.
+
+We have said that the modern theories when applied to practice, have, in a
+remarkable manner, failed. In saying so, we have chiefly in view the
+acknowledged failure of the strenuous efforts made by England, during the
+last twenty years, to effect an interchange in the advantages of free
+trade, and the entire disappointment which has attended the long
+establishment, on a great scale, of the reciprocity system. To the first
+we shall advert in the present paper; the second will furnish ample room
+for reflection in another.
+
+The abstract principles on which the doctrines of free trade are founded,
+are these; and we put it to the warmest advocates of those principles,
+whether they are not fairly stated. All nations were not intended by
+nature, nor are they fitted by their physical circumstances, to excel in
+the same branches of industry; and it is the variety in the production
+which they severally can bring to maturity, which at once imposes the
+necessity for, and occasions the profit of, commercial intercourse.
+Nothing, therefore, can be so unwise as to attempt, either by arbitrary
+regulations, to create a branch of industry in a country for which it is
+not intended by nature, or to retain it in that branch where it is created
+by forced prohibitions. Banish all restrictions, therefore, from commerce;
+let every nation apply itself to that particular branch of industry for
+which it is adapted by nature, and receive in exchange the produce of
+other countries, raised, in like manner, in conformity with their natural
+capabilities. Then will the industry of each people be turned into the
+channel most advantageous and lucrative to itself; each will enjoy the
+immense advantage of purchasing the commodities it requires at the
+cheapest possible rate; hopeless or absurd hot-bed attempts to force
+extraneous industry will cease; and, in the mutual interchange of the
+surplus produce of each, the foundation will be laid of an advantageous
+and durable commercial intercourse. England, on this principle, should not
+attempt to raise wine, nor France iron or cotton goods; but the calicoes
+and hardware of Great Britain should be exchanged for the wines and fruits
+of France: both nations will thus be enriched, and a vast commercial
+traffic grow up, which, being founded on mutual interest and attended with
+mutual advantage, may be expected to be durable, and to extinguish, in the
+end, the rivalry of their respective people, or the jealousy of their
+several governments.
+
+Such is the theory of free trade; and it may be admitted it wears at first
+sight a seducing and agreeable aspect. Let us now enquire how far
+experience, the great test of truth, has verified its doctrines, or
+demonstrated its practicability. To illustrate this matter, we shall have
+recourse to no mean or doubtful authority; we shall have recourse to the
+statement of an enlightened but candid contemporary, whose advocating of a
+moderate system of free trade has excited no small anxiety in the British
+empire; and which report, from the information and ability it displays,
+has assigned to the present accomplished head of the Board of Trade.
+
+The efforts made in Great Britain to introduce a general system of free
+trade, especially within the last three years, are thus enumerated in the
+_Foreign and Colonial Review_.
+
+"England, without gaining or asking a single boon from any foreign country,
+has--
+
+"1. Reduced by about one-half the duties upon foreign corn.
+
+"2. By nearly the same amount, the duties on foreign timber.
+
+"3. Has removed her prohibitions against the importation of cattle and
+other animals for food, and has fixed upon them duties, ranging on the
+average at about ten per cent _ad valorem_.
+
+"4. Has made flesh meat admissible.
+
+"5. Has reduced the duty on salt provisions for home consumption by
+one-third, and one-half; and has placed them on a footing of entire
+equality with the British article for the supply of the whole marine
+frequenting her ports.
+
+"6. Has lowered her duties on vegetables and seeds in general to one-half,
+one-sixth, and even one-twelfth (in the case of that most important
+esculent the potatoe) of what they formerly were.
+
+"7. Has made all _great_ articles of manufacture, except silk, which is
+reserved for future negotiations, admissible at duties of ten, twelve and
+a half, and fifteen per cent, and only in some few instances so much as
+twenty per cent.
+
+"8. Upon some minor articles of manufacture, where our people lie under
+heavy disadvantages in obtaining the raw material, and where their habits
+have been formed in their particular occupation, wholly under the shelter,
+and therefore upon the responsibility of the law, she has retained duties
+in some cases as high as thirty per cent _ad valorem_, but yet has reduced
+them to rates insignificant in comparison with those formerly charged.
+
+"9. In her colonies, she has fixed the ordinary rules of differential
+duties upon foreign productions at four and seven per cent, with
+exceptions altogether trifling in amount, on which a higher charge has
+been laid for special reasons.
+
+"10. She has withdrawn the prohibition to export machinery, except so far
+as regards the linen manufacture, and the spinning of the yarns employed
+in it.
+
+"11. With regard to many other articles, such as butter and cheese, indeed,
+with regard to all articles to which the simple and essential interests of
+the revenue will allow the same rules to be applied--it has been declared
+that they are only temporarily exempted from the operations of those rules,
+and it is well understood, that no time will be allowed to pass, except
+such as is necessary, before the work is completed; and lastly,
+
+"12. She has not even excluded from the benefit of these reductions the
+very countries under whose simultaneous enactments, of a hostile character,
+she is at this moment suffering: these advantages will be enjoyed by the
+tar and cordage of Russia; by the corn and timber, the woollens, linens,
+and hosiery of northern Germany; by the gloves, the boots and shoes, the
+light writing-papers, the perfumery, the corks, the straw-hats, the
+cottons and cambrics, the dressed skins, the thrown silk, and even (from
+an incidental charge with respect to the charge of duty on the bottles)
+the wines of France; by the salt provisions, the ashes, the turpentine,
+the rice, the furs and skins, the sperm oil of America; and she in
+particular may expect to derive advantage from the alteration in our
+colonial import duties upon the great articles of flour, salt, provisions,
+fish and lumber."[15]
+
+ [15] _Foreign and Colonial Review_, Vol. i. p. 235.
+
+Such have been the sacrifices which Great Britain has recently made in
+order to secure a system of free commercial enterprise throughout the
+world. Let us now enquire what return she has met with for these
+concessions; and the recent occurrences in this respect are detailed in
+the same unexceptionable authority.
+
+"Within the last year, France has passed an ordinance, doubling the duty
+on linen yarns--a measure hostile enough, had it been uniform in its
+application to all countries; but, lest there should be any ambiguity
+about its meaning, she has actually left open her Belgian frontier to that
+article at the former duty, on the condition that Belgium should levy the
+high French duty in her custom-houses, so as to prevent the transit of the
+British yarns through that country. To this disreputable and humiliating
+proposal, Belgium has consented. Again, amidst the loudest professions
+from the Prussian government, of an anxiety to advance the relaxation of
+commercial restrictions, that government has, nevertheless, adopted a
+proceeding not less hostile or mischievous than the measure of France with
+regard to linen yarns. The Congress of the Deputies of the Zollverein, at
+Stuttgard, have in a new tariff, which was to take effect on the 1st of
+January, besides some minor alterations of an unfavourable kind, decreed,
+upon the proposal of Prussia, that goods mixed of cotton and wool, if of
+more than one colour, shall pay fifty thalers the centner, instead of
+thirty; that is, instead of a very high, shall be liable to an exorbitant,
+and, as it may prove, a prohibitory duty. Next, America, as all our
+readers must be aware, has, after a struggle, passed a tariff, subverting
+altogether the arrangement established by the Compromise Act of 1833, and
+imposing upon the various descriptions of manufactured goods rates of duty
+varying from thirty to forty and fifty per cent and upwards, which have
+had the effect of stopping a great portion of the shipments of cotton
+goods to that country from Great Britain during the past autumn, and,
+without doubt, have added greatly to the distresses of our manufacturing
+population. Besides these greater instances, Russia, according to her wont
+in such matters, and Spain, have published, within the test fifteen months,
+new tariffs, of which it is difficult to say whether they are still worse
+than, or only as execrably bad, as those which they succeeded, but, in the
+close rivalry between the old and the new, the latter seem, upon the whole,
+entitled to the palm of prohibitive rigour. And Portugal, likewise, has
+augmented the duties payable upon certain classes of her imports, by a
+measure of the recent date of March 1841, and by another of last year. In
+the mean time, Spain has concluded a treaty with Belgium for the admission
+of her linens. And the king of Prussia has effected an arrangement with
+the czar, which, in certain particulars, secures, upon his own frontier, a
+relaxation of the iron strictness of the Russian system. England has
+concluded no commercial treaty with any of these powers; and the
+negotiation with France, which the measures of Lord Palmerston interrupted
+in 1840, at the very period of its ripeness, appears still to
+slumber--owing, we believe, in part, to the prevalence of an anti-Anglican
+feeling in that country, which, for the credit of common sense and of
+human nature, we trust will be temporary; but much more to the high
+protective notions, and the political activity and influence of the French
+manufacturers, which overawe an administration far less strong, we regret
+to say, than it deserves."
+
+Our recent attempts, therefore, to introduce a general system of free
+trade among nations have proved a signal failure, on the admission of the
+most enlightened advocates for that species of policy. Nor have our
+earlier efforts been more successful. Mr Huskisson, as it is well known,
+introduced, full twenty years ago, the system of free trade, and repealed
+the navigation laws, in the hope of making the Northern Powers of Europe
+more favourable to the admission of British manufactures, and materially
+reduced the duties on French silks, watches, wines, and jewellery, in the
+hope that the Government of that country would see the expedience of
+making a corresponding reduction in the duties levied on our staple
+manufactures in the French harbours. But after twenty years' experience of
+these concessions on our part, the French Government are so far from
+evincing a disposition to meet us with a similar conciliatory policy, that
+they have done just the reverse. Scarce a year has elapsed without some
+additional duty being imposed on our fabrics in their harbours; and the
+great reductions contained in Sir R. Peel's tariff were immediately met,
+as already noticed, by the imposition of an additional and very heavy duty
+on British linens. Nay, so far has the free trade system been from
+enlarging the market for our manufactures in Europe, that after twenty
+years' experience of its effects, and an increase over Europe generally of
+fully a third in numbers, and at least a half in wealth, it is an
+ascertained fact, that our exports to the European-States _are less than
+they were forty years ago_.[16] "That part of our commerce," says Mr
+Porter, himself a decided free trader, "which, being carried on with the
+rich and civilized inhabitants of European nations, should present the
+greatest field for extension, will be seen to have fallen off in a
+remarkable degree. The annual average exports to the whole of Europe were
+_less in value by nearly twenty per cent_, on an average of five years,
+from 1832 to 1836, _than they were during the five years that followed the
+close of the war;_ and it affords strong evidence of the unsatisfactory
+footing on which our trading regulations with Europe are established, that
+our exports to the United States of America, which, with their population
+of 12,000,000, (in 1837,) are situated 3000 miles from us across the
+Atlantic, have amounted to more than half the sum of our shipments to the
+whole of Europe, with a population fifteen times as great as that of the
+United States of America, and with an abundance of productions suited to
+our wants, which they are naturally desirous of exchanging for the produce
+of our mines and looms."[17]
+
+ [16] _Foreign and Colonial Review_, Vol. i. p. 233.
+
+ [17] Porter's _Progress of the Nation_, Vol. i. p. 101.
+
+This was written by Mr Porter in 1837; but while subsequent times have
+evinced an increased anxiety on the part of this country to extend the
+principles of free trade, they have been met by such increased
+determination on the part of the European governments to _resist the
+system,_ and adhere more rigorously to their protecting policy, that the
+disproportion is now universal, and is every day becoming more remarkable.
+The following table will show that our exports to Europe, notwithstanding
+our twelve reciprocity treaties with its maritime powers, and unceasing
+efforts to give a practical exemplification of the principles of free
+trade, are stationary or declining.[18]
+
+ [18] Table showing the date and value of Exports of British Iron
+ Manufacturers to Europe in the afore-mentioned years.
+
+ Northern Europe. Southern Europe. Total.
+ 1814 L14,113,773 L12,753,816 L26,867,589
+ 1815 11,791,692 8,764,552 20,556,544
+ 1816 11,369,086 7,284,467 18,653,555
+ 1817 11,408,083 9,685,491 19,093,574
+ 1818 11,809,243 7,639,139 19,448,382
+ 1819 9,805,397 6,896,287 16,601,684
+ 1820 11,289,891 7,139,042 18,428,433
+
+ 1833 9,313,549 5,686,949 15,000,498
+ 1834 9,505,892 8,501,141 18,007,033
+ 1835 10,303,316 8,161,117 18,464,433
+ 1836 9,999,861 9,011,205 19,000,066
+ 1837 11,097,436 7,789,126 18,187,662
+ 1838 11,258,473 9,481,372 20,739,845
+ 1839 11,991,236 9,376,241 21,367,477
+
+
+In one particular instance, the entire failure of the free trade system to
+procure any corresponding return from the very continental states whose
+harbours it was chiefly intended to open, has been singularly conspicuous.
+In February 1821 the reciprocity system, in regard to shipping, was
+introduced by Mr Huskisson, and acted upon by the legislature; and the
+following reason was assigned by that eminent man for deviating from the
+old navigation laws of Cromwell, which had so long constituted the
+strength of the British navy. Mr Huskisson maintained--"That the period
+had now arrived, when it had become indispensable to introduce a more
+liberal system in regard to the admission of foreign shipping into our
+harbours, if we would avoid the total exclusion of our manufacturers into
+their harbours. The exclusive system did admirably well, as long as we
+alone acted upon it; when foreign nations were content to take our goods,
+though we excluded their shipping. But they had now become sensible of
+the impolicy of such a system, and, right or wrong, were resolved to
+resist it. Prussia, in particular, had resisted all the anxious endeavours
+of this country, to effect the introduction of goods of our manufacture,
+on favourable terms, into her harbours; and the reason assigned was, that
+the navigation laws excluded her shipping from ours. The reciprocity
+system has been rendered indispensable by the prohibitory system, which
+the other European powers have adopted. The only means of meeting the
+heavy duties they have imposed on our goods and shipping, is to place our
+duties upon a system of perfect reciprocity with theirs. Foreign nations
+have no advantage over us in the carrying trade: from the London report,
+it clearly appeared, that the ships of Norway, Sweden, Russia, Prussia,
+France, and Holland, cannot compete with British, either in long or short
+voyages. But at any rate, the repeal of our discriminating duties has
+become matter of necessity, if we would propose any trade with these
+countries."[19]
+
+ [19] Hansard's Parliamentary Debates, February 13, 1823; and Annual
+ Register, 1823, p. 104.
+
+ Table showing the British and Foreign tonnage, with Sweden, Norway,
+ Denmark, and Prussia, since 1823, when the reciprocity system began,
+ in each of the following years:--
+
+ SWEDEN. NORWAY. DENMARK. PRUSSIA.
+Years British Foreign British Foreign British Foreign British Foreign
+ Tons. Tons Tons. Tons. Tons. Tons. Tons. Tons.
+1821 23,005 8,508 13,855 61,342 5,312 3,969 79,590 37,720
+1822 20,799 13,692 13,377 87,974 7,096 3,910 102,847 58,270
+1823 20,986 22,529 13,122 117,015 4,413 4,795 81,202 86,013
+1824 17,074 40,092 11,419 135,272 6,738 23,689 94,664 151,621
+1825 15,906 53,141 14,825 157,910 15,158 50,943 189,214 182,752
+1826 11,829 16,939 15,603 90,726 22,000 56,544 119,060 120,589
+1827 11,719 21,822 13,945 96,420 10,825 52,456 150,718 109,184
+1828 14,877 24,700 10,826 85,771 17,464 49,293 133,753 99,195
+1829 16,536 25,046 9,985 86,205 24,576 53,390 125,918 127,861
+1830 12,116 23,158 6,459 84,585 12,210 51,420 102,758 139,646
+1831 11,450 39,689 4,518 114,865 6,552 62,190 83,908 140,532
+1832 8,335 25,755 3,798 82,155 7,268 35,772 62,079 89,187
+1833 10,009 29,454 5,901 98,931 6,840 38,620 41,735 108,753
+1834 15,353 35,910 6,403 98,303 5,691 53,282 32,021 118,111
+1835 12,036 35,061 2,592 95,049 6,007 49,008 25,514 124,144
+1836 10,865 42,439 1,573 12,875 2,152 51,907 42,567 174,439
+1837 7,608 42,602 1,035 88,004 5,357 55,961 67,566 145,742
+1838 10,425 38,991 1,364 110,817 3,466 57,554 86,734 175,643
+1839 8,359 42,270 2,582 109,228 5,535 106,960 111,470 229,208
+1840 11,933 53,337 3,166 114,241 6,327 103,067 112,709 237,984
+
+ --PORTER'S Part. Tables.
+
+Such were Mr Huskisson's reasons. They were grounded on alleged necessity.
+He said in substance:--"The navigation laws are very good things; and if
+we could only persuade other nations to take our goods, while we virtually
+shut out their shipping, it would, doubtless, be very advisable to
+continue the present system. But you can no longer do this. Foreign
+nations see the undue advantage which has been so long obtained of them.
+They insist upon an exchange of interests. We, as the richer and the more
+powerful, are called on to make the first advances. We must relinquish our
+navigation laws in favor of their staple manufacture, shipping, if we
+would induce them to admit, on favourable terms, our staple article,
+cotton goods." These were Mr Huskisson's principles; and it may be
+admitted that, in the abstract, they were well-founded, for all commercial
+intercourse, to be beneficial and lasting, must be founded on a mutual
+exchange of advantages. But, in carrying into execution this principle,
+he committed a fatal mistake, which has already endangered, without the
+slightest advantage, and, if persevered in, may ultimately destroy the
+commercial superiority of Great Britain. He virtually repealed, by the 4
+Geo. IV. c. 77 and the 5 Geo. IV. c. 1, the navigation laws, by
+authorizing the King, by an order in council, to permit the exportation
+and importation of goods in foreign vessels, on payment of the same duties
+as where chargeable on British vessels, in favour of those countries which
+did not levy discriminating duties on British vessels bringing goods into
+their harbours, and to levy on the vessels of such countries the same
+tonnage duties as they charged on British vessels. This was, in effect,
+to say--We will admit your vessels on the same terms on which you admit
+ours; and nothing, at first sight, could seem more equitable.
+
+But, nevertheless, this system involved a fatal mistake, the pernicious
+effects of which have now been amply demonstrated by experience, and which
+lies at the bottom of the whole modern doctrines of free trade. _It
+stipulates for no advantages corresponding to the concession made_, and
+thus the reciprocity was on one side only. Mr Huskisson repealed, in
+favour of the Baltic powers, the British navigation laws; that is, he
+threw open to Baltic competition, without any protection, the British
+shipping interest: but _he forgot to exact from them any corresponding
+favour for British iron or cotton goods in the Baltic harbours_. He
+said--"We will admit your shipping on the same terms on which you admit
+ours." What he should have said is--"We will admit your shipping into our
+harbors on the same term you admit _our cotton goods_ into your harbours."
+This would have been real reciprocity, because each side would have given
+free ingress to that staple commodity in which its neighbor had the
+advantage; and thus the most important branch of industry of each would
+have been secured an inlet into the other's territories. The British
+tonnage might have been driven out of the Baltic trade by the shipowners
+of Denmark and Norway, but the Prussian cotton manufacturers would have
+been crushed by the British. It might then have come to be a question of
+whether the upholding of our shipping interest or the extension of our
+cotton manufactures was the most advisable policy. But no such question
+need be considered now. We have gained nothing by exposing our shipping
+interest to the ruinous competition of the Baltic vessels. The Danish,
+Norwegian and Prussian ships have come into our harbours, but the British
+cotton and iron goods have not entered theirs. The reciprocity system has
+been all on one side. After having been twenty years in operation, it has
+failed in producing _the smallest concession_ in favour of British
+manufactures, or producing in those states with whom the reciprocity
+treaties were concluded, the _smallest extension of British exports_.
+Since we so kindly permitted it, they have taken every thing and given
+nothing. They have done worse. They have taken good and returned evil. The
+vast concession contained in the repeal of our navigation laws, has been
+answered by the enhanced duties contained in the Prussian Zollverein.
+Twenty-six millions of Germans have been arrayed under a commercial league,
+which, by levying duties, practically varying from thirty to fifty, though
+nominally only ten _per cent_, effectually excludes British manufactures;
+and, after twenty years' experience, our exports are only a few hundred
+thousands a year, and our exports of cotton manufactures _only a few
+hundreds a year_, to the whole States of Northern Europe, in favour of
+whom the navigation laws were swept away, and an irreparable wound
+inflicted on British maritime interests, and in whose wants Mr Huskisson
+anticipated a vast market for our manufacturing industry, and an ample
+compensation for the diminution of our shipping interest.
+
+Nature has established this great and all-important distinction between
+the effects of wealth and national age on the productions of agriculture
+and of manufactures. The reason is this:--If capital, machinery, and
+knowledge, conferred the same immediate and decisive advantage on
+agricultural that they do on manufacturing industry, old and
+densely-peopled states would possess an undue superiority over the ruder
+and more thinly-inhabited ones; the multiplication of the human race would
+become excessive in the seats in which it had first taken root, and the
+desert parts of the world would never, but under the pressure of absolute
+necessity, be explored. The first command of God to man, "Be fruitful, and
+multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it," would be frustrated.
+The apprehensions of the Malthusians as to an excessive increase of
+mankind, with its attendant dangers, would be realized in particular
+places, while nineteen-twentieths of the earth lay neglected in a state of
+nature. The desert would be left alone in its glory. The world would be
+covered with huge and densely-peopled excrescences--with Babylons, Romes,
+and Londons--in which wealth, power, and corruption were securely and
+permanently intrenched, and from which the human race would ne'er diverge
+but under the pressure of absolute impossibility to wrench a subsistence
+from their over-peopled vicinities.
+
+These dangers, threatening alike to the moral character and material
+welfare of nations, are completely prevented by the simple law, the
+operations of which we every day see around us--viz. that wealth,
+civilization, and knowledge, add rapidly and indefinitely to the powers of
+manufacturing and commercial, but comparatively slowly to those of
+agricultural industry. This simple circumstance effectually provides for
+the dispersion of the human race, and the check of an undue growth in
+particular communities. The old state can always undersell the young one
+in manufactures, but it is everlastingly undersold by them in agriculture.
+Thus the equalization of industry is introduced, the dispersion of the
+human race secured, and a limit put to the perilous multiplication of its
+members in particular communities. The old state can never rival the young
+ones around it in raising subsistence; the young ones can never rival the
+old one in manufactured articles. Either a free trade takes place between
+them, or restrictions are established. If the commercial intercourse
+between them is unrestricted, agriculture is destroyed, and with it
+national strength is undermined in the old state, and manufactures are
+nipped in the bud in the young ones. If restrictions prevail, and a war of
+tariffs is introduced, the agriculture of the old state, and with it its
+national strength, is preserved, but its export of manufactures to the
+adjoining states is checked, and they establish growing fabrics for
+themselves. Whichever effect takes place, the object of nature in the
+equalization of industry, the limitation of aged communities, and the
+dispersion of mankind, is gained, in the first, by the ruin of the old
+empire from the decay of its agricultural resources; in the second, by the
+check given to its manufacturing prowess, and the transference of
+mercantile industry to its younger rivals.
+
+Generally the interests and necessities of the young states introduce a
+prohibitory system to exclude the manufactures of the old one; and it is
+this necessity which England is now experiencing, and vainly endeavours to
+obviate, by introducing a system of free trade. But in one memorable
+instance, and one only, the preponderance of a particular power rendered
+this impossible, and illustrated on a great scale, and over the whole
+civilized world, for a course of centuries, the effects of a perfect
+freedom of trade. The Roman empire, spreading as it did round the shores
+of the Mediterranean, afforded the utmost facilities for a great internal
+traffic; while the equal policy of the emperors, and indeed the necessity
+of their situation, introduced a perfect freedom in the interchange of
+commodities between every part of their vast dominions. And what was the
+result? Why, that the agriculture of Italy was destroyed--that 300,000
+acres in the champaign of Naples alone reverted to a state of nature, and
+were tenanted only by wild-boars and buffaloes, before a single barbarian
+had crossed the Alps--that the Grecian cities were entirely maintained by
+grain from the plains of Podolia--and the mistress of the world, according
+to the plaintive expression of the Roman annalist, depended for her
+subsistence on the floods of the Nile.[20] Not the corruption of manners,
+not the tyranny of the Caesars, occasioned the ruin of the empire, for
+they affected only a limited class of the people; but the practical
+working of free trade, joined to domestic slavery, which destroyed the
+agricultural population of the heart of the empire, and left only
+effeminate urban multitudes to contend with the hardy barbarians of the
+north.
+
+ [20] Tacitus, Vol. xiv. p. 21; Michelet's _Hist. de France,_
+ Vol. i. p. 217.
+
+The advocates of free trade are not insensible to the superior advantages
+of the rising over the old state in agriculture, and of the latter over
+the former in manufactures. On the contrary, it is a secret but clear
+sense of the reality of this distinction, which causes them so strenuously
+to contend for the removal of all restrictions. They hope, by so doing, to
+effect a great extension of their sales in foreign countries, without, as
+they pretend, creating any diminution in their own. But the views which
+have now been given show that this is a vain conceit, and demonstrate how
+it has happened, that the more strenuously England contends for the
+principles of free trade, and the more energetically that she carries them
+into practice, the more decided is the resistance which she meets on
+foreign states in the attempt, and the more rigorously do they act on the
+principles of protection. It is because they are striving to become
+manufacturing and commercial communities that they do this--it is a clear
+sense of the ruin which awaits them, if deluged with British goods, which
+makes them so strenuous in their system of exclusion. The more that we
+open our trade, the more will they close theirs. They think, and not
+without reason, that we advocate unrestricted commercial intercourse only
+because it would be profitable to us, and deprecate our old system of
+exclusion only because it has now been turned against ourselves. "Now,
+then," say they, "is the time, when England is suffering under the system
+of exclusion, which we have at length had sense enough to borrow from her,
+to draw closer the bonds of that system, and complete the glorious work of
+our own elevation on her ruins. Our policy is clearly chalked out by hers;
+we have only to do what she deprecates, and we are sure to be right." It
+is evident that these views will be permanently entertained by them,
+because they are founded on the strongest of all instincts that of
+self-preservation. When we cease to be a great manufacturing nation, when
+we are no longer formidable rivals, they will open their harbours; but not
+till then. In striving to introduce a system of free trade, therefore, we
+gratuitously inflict a severe wound on our domestic industry, without any
+chance even of a compensation in that which is destined for the foreign
+markets. We let in their goods into our harbours, but we do not obtain
+admission, nor will we ever obtain admission, for ours into theirs. The
+reciprocity is, and ever must be, all on one side.
+
+It is by mistaking the dominant influence among the continental states,
+that so large a portion of the community are deceived on this subject.
+They say, if we take their grain and cattle, they will take our cotton
+goods; that their system of exclusion is entirely a consequence of, and
+retaliation for, ours. Can they produce a single instance in which our
+concessions in favour of their rude produce have led to a corresponding
+return in favour of ours? How can it be so, when, in all old states, the
+monied is the prevailing interest which sways the determinations of
+government? The landholders, separated from each other, without capital,
+almost all burdened with debt, are no match in the domestic struggle for
+the manufacturing and commercial interests. Their superiority is founded
+on a very clear footing--the same which has rendered the British House of
+Commons omnipotent. _They hold the purse._ It is their loans which support
+the credit of Government; it is by the customs which their imports pay
+that the public revenue is to be chiefly raised. The more popular that
+governments become, the more strongly will their influences appear in the
+war of tariffs. If pure democracies were established in all the
+neighbouring states, we would be met in then all by a duty of sixty per
+cent. Witness the American tariff of 1842, and the progressive increases
+of duties against us since the popular revolutions we have fostered and
+encouraged in France, Belgium, and Portugal.
+
+Is, then, a free and unrestrained system of commercial intercourse
+impossible between nations, and must it ever end in a war of tariffs and
+the pacific infliction of mutual injury? We consider it is impossible
+between two nations, both manufacturing, or aspiring to be so, and in the
+same, or nearly the same, age and social circumstances. It is mere folly
+to attempt it; because interests which must clash, are continually arising
+on both parts, and reciprocity, if attempted, is on one side only. With
+such nations, the only wisdom is, to conclude treaties, not of reciprocity,
+but of _commerce_; that is, treaties in which, in consideration of certain
+branches of our manufactures being admitted on favourable terms, we agree
+to admit certain articles of their produce on equally advantageous
+conditions. Thus, a treaty, by which we agreed to admit, for a moderate
+duty, the wines of France, which we can never rival, in return for their
+admitting our iron and cotton goods on similar terns, would be a measure
+of equal benefit to both countries. It would be as wise a measure as Mr
+Huskisson's reduction of the duties on French silks, gloves, and clocks,
+was a gratuitous and unwarranted injury to staple branches of our own
+industry. The only countries to which the reciprocity system is really
+applicable, are distant states in an early state of civilization, whose
+natural products are essentially different from our own, and whose stage
+of advancement is not such as to have made them enter on the career of
+manufacture, of jealousy, and of tariffs. Colonies unite all these
+advantages; and it is in them that the real sources of our strength, and
+the only secure markets for our produce, are to be found; but that subject,
+so vast, so interesting, so vital to our individual and national
+advancement, must be reserved for a future occasion.
+
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