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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Romancers, by Edmond Rostand
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Romancers
+ A Comedy in Three Acts
+
+Author: Edmond Rostand
+
+Translator: Barrett H. Clark
+
+Release Date: January 23, 2006 [EBook #17581]
+[Date last updated: January 11, 2009]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ROMANCERS ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Kent Cooper
+
+
+
+
+
+THE ROMANCERS
+(Les Romanesques)
+
+Comedy in Three Acts
+by
+EDMOND ROSTAND
+
+Translated by Barrett H. Clark
+1915
+
+[[ Untitled INTRODUCTORY NOTES from 1915 publication by
+Samuel French: Publisher, New York:
+
+EDMOND ROSTAND
+
+Edmond Rostand was born at Marseilles in 1868. Rostand is
+undoubtedly one of the most brilliant dramatic poets of modern
+times. "Les Romanesques"--"The Romancers"--was performed for
+the first time in Paris, at the Comedie Francaise, in 1894, and
+achieved considerable success. Its delicacy and charm revealed
+the true poet, and the deftness with which the plot was handled
+left little doubt as to the author's ability to construct an
+interesting and moving drama. But not until the production of
+"Cyrano de Bergerac" in 1897 did Rostand become known to the world
+at large. "L'Aiglon" (1900) was something of a disappointment
+after the brilliant "Cyrano." Ten years later came "Chantecler,"
+the poet's deepest and in many ways most masterly play.
+
+"The Romancers" is best played in the romantic atmosphere of the
+late Eighteenth century; the costumes should be Louis XVI. The
+stage-directions are sufficiently detailed. ]]
+
+* * * * *
+
+[Transcriber's note: "The Romancers" is the basis for the plot of
+the 1960 musical "The Fantasticks," with music by Harvey Schmidt,
+book and lyrics by Tom Jones.]
+
+
+* * * * *
+
+THE ROMANCERS
+
+Persons in the Play
+
+SYLVETTE
+PERCINET
+STRAFOREL
+BERGAMIN (Percinet's father)
+PASQUINOT (Sylvette's father)
+BLAISE (A gardener)
+A WALL (Not a speaking part)
+Swordsmen, musicians, negroes, torch-bearers, a notary, four
+witnesses, and other supernumeraries.
+
+The action takes place anywhere, provided the costumes are pretty.
+
+
+* * * * *
+
+ACT I
+
+SCENE: The stage is divided by an old wall, covered with vines
+and flowers. At the right, a corner of BERGAMIN's private park;
+at the left, a corner of PASQUINOT's. On each side of the wall,
+and against it, is a rustic bench.
+As the curtain rises, PERCINET is seated on the top of the wall.
+On his knee is a book, out of which he is reading to SYLVETTE,
+who stands attentively listening on the bench which is on the other
+side of the wall.
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur Percinet, how divinely beautiful!
+
+PERCINET. Is it not? Listen to what Romeo answers: [Reading]
+ "It was the lark, the herald of the morn,
+ No nightingale: look, love, what envious streaks
+ Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east.
+ Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
+ Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops:
+ I must be gone"--
+
+SYLVETTE. [Interrupts him, as she listens.] Sh!
+
+PERCINET. [Listens a moment, then] No one! And, Mademoiselle,
+you must not take fright like a startled bird. Hear the immortal
+lovers:
+
+ "_Juliet._ Yon light is not the daylight, I know it, I,
+ It is some meteor that the sun exhales,
+ To be to thee this night a torch-bearer,
+ And light thee on thy way to Mantua:
+ Therefore stay yet, thou need'st not to be gone.
+
+ _Romeo._ Let me be ta'en, let me be put to death;
+ I am content, so thou will have it so.
+ I'll say, yon gray is not the morning's eye,
+ 'Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia's brow;
+ Nor that is not the lark, whose notes do beat
+ The vaulty heaven so high above our heads:
+ I have more care to stay than will to go:
+ Come, death and welcome"--
+
+SYLVETTE. No, he must not say such things, or I shall cry.
+
+PERCINET. Then let us stop and read no further until to-morrow.
+We shall let Romeo live! [He closes the book and looks about him.]
+This charming spot seems expressly made, it seems to me, to
+cradle the words of the Divine Will!
+
+SYLVETTE. The verses are divine, and the soft air here is a divine
+accompaniment. And see, these green shades! But, Monsieur
+Percinet, what makes them divine to me is the way you read!
+
+PERCINET. Flatterer!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Sighing] Poor lovers! Their fate was cruel!
+[Another sigh] I think--
+
+PERCINET. What?
+
+SYLVETTE. Nothing!
+
+PERCINET. Something that made you blush red as a rose.
+
+SYLVETTE. Nothing, I say.
+
+PERCINET. Ah, that's too transparent. I see it all: you are
+thinking of our fathers!
+
+SYLVETTE. Perhaps--
+
+PERCINET. Of their terrible hatred for each other.
+
+SYLVETTE. The thought often pains me and makes me cry when I am
+alone. Last month, when I came home from the convent, my father
+pointed out your father's park, and said to me: "My dear child,
+you behold there the domain of my mortal enemy, Bergamin. Never
+cross the path of those two rascals, Bergamin and his son Percinet.
+Mark well my words, and obey me to the letter, or I shall cast you
+off as an enemy. Their family has always been at bitter enmity
+with our own." And I promised. But you see how I keep my word!
+
+PERCINET. Did I not promise my father to do the same, Sylvette?
+Yet I love you!
+
+SYLVETTE. Holy saints!
+
+PERCINET. I love you, my dearest!
+
+SYLVETTE. It's sinful!
+
+PERCINET. Very--but what can we do? The greater the obstacles
+to be overcome, the sweeter the reward. Sylvette, kiss me!
+
+SYLVETTE. Never! [She jumps down from the bench and runs off a
+few steps.]
+
+PERCINET. But you love me?
+
+SYLVETTE. What?
+
+PERCINET. My dear child: I, too, sometimes think of us and
+compare you and me with those other lovers--of Verona.
+
+SYLVETTE. But _I_ didn't compare--!
+
+PERCINET. You and I are Juliet and Romeo; I love you to despair,
+and I shall brave the wrath of Pasquinot-Capulet and
+Bergamin-Montague!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Coming a little nearer to the wall] Then we love?
+But how, Monsieur Percinet, has it happened so soon?
+
+PERCINET. Love is born we know not how, because it must be born.
+I often saw you pass my window--
+
+SYLVETTE. I saw you, too!
+
+PERCINET. And our eyes spoke in silence.
+
+SYLVETTE. One day I was gathering nuts in the garden by the wall--
+
+PERCINET. One day I happened to be reading Shakespeare. See
+how everything conspired to unite two hearts!
+
+SYLVETTE. And a little gust of wind blew my scarf in your direction.
+
+PERCINET. I climbed to the wall to return it--
+
+SYLVETTE. [Climbing the wall again] I climbed too!
+
+PERCINET. And since that day, my dear, I have waited at the same
+hour, here by this wall; and each time my heart beat louder and
+faster, until I knew by your soft laugh that you were near!
+
+SYLVETTE. Now since we love, we must be married.
+
+PERCINET. I was just thinking about that.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Solemnly] I, last of the Pasquinots, do solemnly
+pledge myself to you, last of the Bergamins.
+
+PERCINET. What noble recklessness!
+
+SYLVETTE. We shall be sung in future ages!
+
+PERCINET. Two tender children of two hard-hearted fathers!
+
+SYLVETTE. But who knows whether the hour is not at hand when our
+fathers' hatred may end?
+
+PERCINET. I doubt it.
+
+SYLVETTE. I have heard of stranger things. I can think of half a
+dozen--
+
+PERCINET. What, for instance?
+
+SYLVETTE. Imagine that the reigning prince comes riding past some
+day--I run to him and kneel, and tell him the story of our love
+and of our fathers' hatred. The prince asks to see my father and
+Bergamin, and they are reconciled.
+
+PERCINET. And your father gives me your hand!
+
+SYLVETTE. Yes. Or else, you languish, the doctor declares you
+cannot live--
+
+PERCINET. And asks: "What ails you?"
+
+SYLVETTE. And you answer: "I must have Sylvette!"
+
+PERCINET. And his pride is then forced to bend.
+
+SYLVETTE. Yes. Or else: an aged duke, having seen my portrait,
+falls in love with me, sends a 'squire to sue for my hand, and offers
+to make me a duchess.
+
+PERCINET. And you say, "No!"
+
+SYLVETTE. He is offended, and some dark night when I am in the
+garden, meditating, he springs forth out of the darkness! I scream!
+
+PERCINET. And I lose not a second in springing over the wall,
+dagger in hand. I fight like a tiger, I--
+
+SYLVETTE. You lay low three or four men. Then my father rushes
+in and takes me in his arms. You tell him who you are. His heart
+softens, he gives me to my savior. Your father consents, for he
+is proud of your bravery.
+
+PERCINET. Then we live together for years, happy and content!
+
+SYLVETTE. This is not at all impossible, is it?
+
+PERCINET. Someone's coming!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Forgetting herself] Kiss me!
+
+PERCINET. [Kissing her] This evening, at eight, then? As
+usual? You will come?
+
+SYLVETTE. No.
+
+PERCINET. Yes!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Disappearing behind the wall] Your father! [PERCINET
+jumps quickly from the wall.]
+
+[Enter BERGAMIN.]
+
+BERGAMIN. Ah, ha, I find you here again, dreaming in this corner
+of the park!
+
+PERCINET. Father, I love this old corner! I adore this bench over
+which the vines of the wall have so gracefully draped themselves.
+See, what graceful arabesques these festoons make! The air is
+purer here.
+
+BERGAMIN. By the side of this wall?
+
+PERCINET. I love it!
+
+BERGAMIN. I see nothing lovable about it!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Aside] He can't see why!
+
+PERCINET. But it is charming, all covered with ivy and creeper.
+See here, what honeysuckle! This hundred-year-old wall, with its
+clinging vines, its constellations of flowers, looking through the
+crannies, kissed by the summer sun, makes the bench a throne fit
+for kings!
+
+BERGAMIN. Nonsense, you hare-brained youth! Do you mean to tell
+me that this wall has eyes?
+
+PERCINET. Ah, what eyes! [Turns toward the wall.] Of soft azure,
+yet dazzlingly blue; let but a tear come to dim your brightness,
+or a single kiss--
+
+BERGAMIN. But the wall hasn't eyes, you idiot!
+
+PERCINET. See this vine, though! [He plucks part of the vine from
+the wall and graciously presents it to his father.]
+
+SYLVETTE. [Aside] How clever!
+
+BERGAMIN. How stupid! But I know now what has turned your silly
+head: you come here to read! [SYLVETTE starts as she hears this.
+PERCINET also shows signs of fear as his father pulls the book from
+the youth's pocket.] Plays! [He drops the book in horror.] And
+verse! Verse! That's what has turned your head. Now I see why you
+talk about eyes and honeysuckle. I tell you, to be useful, a wall
+doesn't have to be beautiful. I am going to have all this green
+stuff taken away, and the bricks re-laid and the holes stopped up.
+I want a white wall and a high one to keep the neighbors from
+looking into our park. I want no vines and honeysuckles. Along
+the top I'll sprinkle broken glass--
+
+PERCINET. Pity!
+
+BERGAMIN. No pity! I insist on it! Glass--all along the top of
+the wall! [SYLVETTE and PERCINET are in despair. BERGAMIN sits
+down on the bench.] And now, I have something to say to you. [He
+rises and examines the wall.] If the wall hasn't eyes, it may
+possibly have ears? [He is about to stand on the bench, when
+PERCINET takes fright and SYLVETTE clings close to her side of the
+wall, making herself as small as she can. BERGAMIN decides not
+to scale the wall, but motions to his son to do so.] See whether
+some curious listener--?
+
+PERCINET. [Climbing to the top and leaning over so that SYLVETTE
+can hear him] Till to-night!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Giving him her hand, which he kisses] I'll come as
+the clock is striking! I adore you!
+
+BERGAMIN. [To PERCINET] Well?
+
+PERCINET. [Jumping down--to his father] No one!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Re-seating himself] Well, then, my boy, I should like
+to see you married.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Aside] Oh!
+
+BERGAMIN. What's that?
+
+PERCINET. Nothing.
+
+BERGAMIN. I thought I heard a cry?
+
+PERCINET. [Looking into the air] Some wounded bird, perhaps.
+
+BERGAMIN. I have given the matter my undivided attention, and have
+chosen a wife for you. [PERCINET whistles and walks away.] I tell
+you, I am in earnest and I intend to force you, if necessary.
+[PERCINET continues whistling.] _Will_ you stop that confounded
+whistling! The young woman is rich--she's a jewel!
+
+PERCINET. I want none of your jewels!
+
+BERGAMIN. I'll show you, you young insolent!
+
+PERCINET. [Grasping his father's cane, which is raised as if to
+strike him] Spring has filled the bushes with the songs of birds;
+the brooklets accompany the love-notes of wild birds.
+
+BERGAMIN. Rascal!
+
+PERCINET. [Still holding the cane] The whole world laughs and
+sings farewell to April. The butterflies--
+
+BERGAMIN. Ruffian!
+
+PERCINET. [As before] Wing their way across the meadows, to make
+love to the adored flowers! Love--
+
+BERGAMIN. Villain!
+
+PERCINET. Love opens wide the heart of all nature. And you ask
+me to consent to a marriage of reason!
+
+BERGAMIN. Of course I do!
+
+PERCINET. [Passionately] No, no, no, Father. I swear by this
+wall--which hears me, I hope--that my marriage will be more
+romantic than any dreamed of in the most poetic of the world's love
+stories! [He runs out.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Pursuing him] Ah, let me catch you--!
+
+SYLVETTE. I can really understand now why Papa hates that odious
+old man!
+
+[Enter PASQUINOT, left.]
+
+PASQUINOT. Well, Mademoiselle, what are you doing here?
+
+SYLVETTE. Nothing. Taking the air.
+
+PASQUINOT. Alone? But, you silly girl, are you not afraid?
+
+SYLVETTE. Not in the least.
+
+PASQUINOT. Near this wall? I forbade you to come near it! You
+see that park over there? That belongs to my mortal enemy!
+
+SYLVETTE. I know it, Father dear.
+
+PASQUINOT. Why, here you are exposed to any insult, any--if those
+rascals knew that my daughter were walking alone in this park--
+Brr! It makes me shiver to think of! I'm going to have the wall
+repaired, and erect a huge iron grill on top of it.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Aside] He'll never do it--it would cost too much!
+
+PASQUINOT. Now go into the house--quick! [She goes out, PASQUINOT
+glowering at her.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Heard from the other side of the wall, as he enters]
+Take this note at once to Monsieur Straforel.
+
+PASQUINOT. [Running to the wall and climbing to the top of it]
+Bergamin!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Doing likewise] Pasquinot! [They embrace.]
+
+PASQUINOT. How are you?
+
+BERGAMIN. Pretty well.
+
+PASQUINOT. How's your gout?
+
+BERGAMIN. Better. And how is your cold?
+
+PASQUINOT. Still troubles me, devil take it!
+
+BERGAMIN. Well, the marriage is arranged!
+
+PASQUINOT. What?
+
+BERGAMIN. I heard everything--I was hidden in the bushes. They
+adore each other!
+
+PASQUINOT. Bravo!
+
+BERGAMIN. We must bring matters to a head! [He rubs his hands.]
+Ha, ha! Now we can do as we had planned--
+
+PASQUINOT. Yes, and tear down the wall.
+
+BERGAMIN. And live together.
+
+PASQUINOT. Joining our properties.
+
+BERGAMIN. By marrying our children. But I wonder whether they
+would be so anxious if they knew we wished it? A marriage arranged
+beforehand is not so tempting to two young children so romantic as
+ours. That is why we kept our own wishes a secret. I felt sure
+that after they had been separated--Sylvette in the convent,
+Percinet at school--they would thrive on their secret love. That
+is how I came to invent this hatred of ours. And you even doubted
+its success! Now all we have to do is to say Yes.
+
+PASQUINOT. But how can it be done? Remember, I've called you a
+scoundrel, fool, idiot--
+
+BERGAMIN. Idiot? Scoundrel was sufficient.
+
+PASQUINOT. Now what pretext--?
+
+BERGAMIN. Your daughter herself has given me an inspiration. This
+evening they are to meet here at eight. Percinet comes first. At
+the moment Sylvette appears, mysterious men in black will emerge
+from the shadows and start to carry her off. An abduction! She
+screams, then our young hero gives chase, draws his sword--the
+ravishers pretend to flee--I arrive on the scene, then you--your
+daughter is safe and sound. You bless the couple and drop a few
+appropriate tears; my heart is softened. Tableau.
+
+PASQUINOT. A stroke of genius.
+
+BERGAMIN. [Modestly] Yes--I think it really is. Look--see that
+man coming? It's Straforel, the bravado whom I wrote to a few
+minutes ago. He is to superintend the abduction.
+
+[STRAFOREL, in an elaborate swordsman's costume, appears at the
+back of BERGAMIN's park, and swaggers down-stage.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Descending from the wall and bowing low to STRAFOREL]
+Allow me to introduce you to my friend Pasquinot.
+
+STRAFOREL. [Bowing] Monsieur! [He raises his head and sees no
+PASQUINOT.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Pointing to PASQUINOT on the crest of the wall]
+There, on the wall!--Now, my dear master, does my plan meet with
+your approval?
+
+STRAFOREL. It does. It is most simple.
+
+BERGAMIN. You must act quickly, you understand?
+
+STRAFOREL. And say nothing!
+
+BERGAMIN. A make-believe abduction and stage-fight with swords.
+
+STRAFOREL. I understand perfectly.
+
+BERGAMIN. You must have skilful swordsmen--I can't have my boy
+hurt. He is my only child!
+
+STRAFOREL. I will see to that myself.
+
+BERGAMIN. Good. In that case, I shall fear nothing.
+
+PASQUINOT. [Aside to BERGAMIN] Ask him the price?
+
+BERGAMIN. For an abduction, Maestro, how much do you charge?
+
+STRAFOREL. That depends, Monsieur, on the kind you wish; we have
+them at all prices. In an affair of this kind, however, nothing
+should be spared. If I were in your place, I should have a
+first-class abduction.
+
+BERGAMIN. [Surprised] Then you have many classes?
+
+STRAFOREL. Indeed I have. I have the ordinary vulgar abduction
+in a cab, with two men dressed in black--that's rarely used; the
+daylight abduction, the midnight abduction; the pompous abduction
+in a court carriage, with powdered servants--wigs are extra--with
+mutes, negroes, brigands, musketeers, anything you like! The
+abduction in a post-chaise, with two, three, four, five, horses,
+ad lib.; the discreet and quiet abduction, in a small carriage--
+that one's rather lugubrious; the rollicking abduction, in which
+the victim is carried away in a sack; the romantic abduction in a
+boat--but a lake is necessary!--the Venetian abduction, in a
+gondola--ah, you have no lagoon! Moonlight abduction, or the
+abduction on a dark and starless night--those moonlight abductions
+are quite the style, though they are a little dear!--Besides these,
+there is the abduction by torch-light, with cries and screams, and
+clash and shock of arms; the brutal abduction, the polite
+abduction; the classical one with masks; the gallant abduction to
+the accompaniment of music; but the latest, most stylish, gayest of
+all, is the sedan-chair abduction!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Scratching his head--aside to PASQUINOT] Well, what
+do you think?
+
+PASQUINOT. Hm, what do you?
+
+BERGAMIN. I think that we should do everything in the best possible
+way, no expense spared. Let us give our young romancers something
+they'll not soon forget. Let's have it with masks, dark mantles,
+torches, music, and a sedan-chair!
+
+STRAFOREL. [Taking notes] A first-class, then, with all extras.
+
+BERGAMIN. That's it.
+
+STRAFOREL. I shall return soon. [To PASQUINOT] Remember,
+Monsieur, to leave open the door of your park to-night.
+
+BERGAMIN. Very well, it shall be done.
+
+STRAFOREL. [Bowing] My compliments. [Turning to go] One
+first-class--with extras. [He goes out.]
+
+PASQUINOT. The honest man, he went without telling us the price!
+
+BERGAMIN. Everything is arranged. Now we'll live together, after
+demolishing the wall.
+
+PASQUINOT. And in winter we'll have but one hearth and home!
+
+BERGAMIN. Our dearest wishes are about to be realized!
+
+PASQUINOT. And we'll grow old together!
+
+BERGAMIN. Dear old Pasquinot!
+
+PASQUINOT. Dear old Bergamin! [They embrace. SYLVETTE and
+PERCINET enter, from each side of the stage and, seeing their
+fathers embrace]
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Aside to PASQUINOT] Your daughter!
+
+PERCINET. Oh!
+
+PASQUINOT. [Aside to BERGAMIN] Your son!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Aside to PASQUINOT] We must pretend to fight! [Their
+embrace is transformed into a struggle.] Rascal!
+
+PASQUINOT. Fool!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Pulling her father's coat-tails] Papa!
+
+PERCINET. [Doing the same with his father] Papa!
+
+BERGAMIN. Let us be!
+
+PASQUINOT. He insulted me!
+
+BERGAMIN. He struck me!
+
+PASQUINOT. Coward!
+
+SYLVETTE. Papa!
+
+BERGAMIN. Thief!
+
+PERCINET. Papa!
+
+PASQUINOT. Bandit!
+
+SYLVETTE. Papa!! [SYLVETTE and PERCINET finally succeed in
+separating the fathers.]
+
+PERCINET. [Dragging his father away] Go in now, it's late.
+
+BERGAMIN. [Trying to go to the wall again] I can't control
+myself. Just let me--! [PERCINET takes him out.]
+
+PASQUINOT. [Also trying to return to the wall] I'll kill him!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Dragging PASQUINOT out] The air is so damp! Think
+of your rheumatism! [They go out.]
+
+[Little by little it grows dark. For a moment the stage is empty.
+Then, in PASQUINOT's park, enter STRAFOREL and swordsmen, musicians,
+and torch-bearers.]
+
+STRAFOREL. I see one star already. The day is dying. [He places
+his men about the stage.] Stay there--you there--and you there.
+The hour is near. You will see, as the clock strikes eight, a
+figure in white enter on this side. Then I whistle--[He looks at
+the sky again.] The moon? Splendid! Every effect is perfect
+to-night! [Examining the costumes of his band] The capes and
+mantles are excellent. Look a little more dangerous, over there!
+Now, ready? [A sedan-chair is brought in.] The chair over there
+in the shade. [Seeing the negroes who carry the chair] The
+negroes are good! [Speaking at a distance] Torches, there, you
+understand you are not to come until you receive the signal? [The
+faint reflection of the torches is seen at the back of the stage,
+through the underbrush. Enter the musicians.] Musicians? There--
+at the back. Now, a little distinction and life! Vary your poses
+from time to time. Stand straight, mandolin! Sit down, alto!
+There. [Severely to a swordsman] You, first mask, don't look so
+harmless--I want a villainous slouch! Good! Now, instruments,
+play softly--tune up! Good--tra la la! [He puts on his mask.]
+
+[PERCINET enters slowly from the other side of the stage. As he
+speaks the following lines, the stage becomes darker, until at the
+end, it is night.]
+
+PERCINET. My father is calmer now. The day is dying, and the
+intoxicating odor of the elders is wafted to me; the flowers close
+their petals in the gray of the evening--
+
+STRAFOREL. [Aside to the violins] Music!
+
+[The musicians play softly until the end of the act.]
+
+PERCINET. I tremble like a reed. She is coming!
+
+STRAFOREL. [To the musicians] Amoroso!
+
+PERCINET. My first evening meeting--I can scarcely stand! The
+evening breeze sounds like the fluttering of her dress. Now I
+can't see the flowers, but I can smell them. Ah, this great tree,
+with a star above it--Music? Who--? [A pause.] Night has come.
+[After another pause, a clock strikes eight in the distance.
+SYLVETTE appears at the back of her park.]
+
+SYLVETTE. The hour has struck. He must be waiting.
+
+[A whistle is heard. STRAFOREL rises in front of SYLVETTE, and
+torch-bearers appear in the background. SYLVETTE screams. The
+swordsmen seize and put her into the sedan-chair.]
+
+SYLVETTE. Help! Help!
+
+PERCINET. Great Heavens!
+
+SYLVETTE. Percinet, they are carrying me off!
+
+PERCINET. [Leaping to the wall] I come! [When he reaches the
+top of the wall, he draws his sword, jumps down on the other side,
+and engages four or five swordsmen in combat. They flee before
+him.] There, and there, and there!
+
+STRAFOREL. [To the musicians] Tremolo!
+
+[The violins now play a dramatic tremolo.]
+
+STRAFOREL. Per Bacco, he's the devil, that child! [PERCINET now
+engages STRAFOREL in a duel. STRAFOREL, after a few thrusts, puts
+his hand to his breast.] I--I'm mortally wounded! [He falls.]
+
+PERCINET. [Running to SYLVETTE, who sits in the sedan-chair]
+Sylvette! [He kneels to her.]
+
+SYLVETTE. My savior!
+
+PASQUINOT. [Entering] Bergamin's son! Your savior? Your
+savior? I give you to him!
+
+SYLVETTE and PERCINET. Heavens!
+
+[BERGAMIN now appears on his side of the wall.]
+
+PASQUINOT. [To BERGAMIN, who is seen on top of the wall]
+Bergamin, your son is a hero! Let us forget our quarrels, and make
+these children happy!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Solemnly] I hate you no more!
+
+PERCINET. Sylvette, don't speak loud: I know I am dreaming. But
+don't wake me!
+
+BERGAMIN. Our hatred is ended in the marriage of our dear ones.
+[Indicating the wall] Henceforth let there be no Pyrenees!
+
+PERCINET. Who would have believed that my father could change so!
+
+SYLVETTE. I told you everything would turn out happily! [While
+the lovers go up-stage with PASQUINOT, STRAFOREL rises and hands
+a folded paper to BERGAMIN.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Aside] What is it? This paper--your signature? What
+is it, if you please?
+
+STRAFOREL. [Bowing] Monsieur, it's my bill! [He falls down
+again.]
+
+
+Curtain
+
+
+* * * * *
+
+ACT II
+
+SCENE: The same, except that the wall has disappeared. The benches
+which were formerly against it are removed to the extreme right
+and left. There are a few extra pots of flowers and two or three
+plaster statues. To the right is a small garden table, with chairs
+about it.
+
+As the curtain rises, PASQUINOT is sitting on the bench to the
+left, reading a paper. BLAISE is at the back, busy with his rake.
+
+BLAISE. So the notary comes to-night, Monsieur Pasquinot? It is
+pleasant, now that the wall is down, and you living together this
+past month. It was high time, I'm thinking. The little lovers
+must be happy!
+
+PASQUINOT. [Raising his head and looking about] So you like it
+without the wall, Blaise?
+
+BLAISE. The garden is superb!
+
+PASQUINOT. Yes, my property has increased a hundred per cent!
+[Poking a tuft of grass with his foot] Have you watered the
+grass? [Furiously] You have no business doing that during the
+day!
+
+BLAISE. But Monsieur Bergamin told me to!
+
+PASQUINOT. Ah, I see! He seems to think that the more grass is
+watered the better it becomes. Well, take those plants out of the
+green-house. [As BLAISE begins arranging plants which he gets from
+the green-house--just off-stage--enter BERGAMIN at the back.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Watering some flowers from a large watering can] Dear
+me, these plants never get enough water! [To a tree] Hey there,
+old man, you never get enough to drink, do you? There's for you!
+[Laying down the watering can, he looks about him with
+satisfaction.] Yes, it is better now. Very pretty--those statues
+there are a decided improvement. [Catching sight of PASQUINOT]
+How are you? [No answer.] How are you? How are you? [PASQUINOT
+raises his head.] Well?
+
+PASQUINOT. My friend, why ask that? We see each other all the time!
+
+BERGAMIN. Oh, very well. [Seeing BLAISE arranging the plants]
+_Will_ you take those plants back?! [BLAISE, not knowing what to
+do, takes them back immediately. PASQUINOT raises his eyes, shrugs
+his shoulders, and then resumes his reading. BERGAMIN walks back
+and forth, and finally sits down near PASQUINOT. There is a pause.]
+I used to come here every day, in silence--
+
+PASQUINOT. [Laying aside his paper] I, too--it was most amusing!
+
+BERGAMIN. And our secret!
+
+PASQUINOT. The very danger was amusing.
+
+BERGAMIN. And the things we had to say of each other--!
+
+PASQUINOT. Very amusing.--Bergamin?
+
+BERGAMIN. Pasquinot?
+
+PASQUINOT. Something's lacking now.
+
+BERGAMIN. The idea! [After a moment's reflection] Yes, I agree
+with you. Funny--are you losing your sense of the romantic? [He
+looks at PASQUINOT and says, aside] His waistcoat often lacks a
+button! It's disgusting! [He rises and walks back and forth.]
+
+PASQUINOT. [Looking over his paper--aside] He looks like some
+immense beetle. [He pretends to be reading as BERGAMIN passes him.]
+
+BERGAMIN. [Aside] See the ridiculous way he reads! [He whistles
+as he walks away up-stage.]
+
+PASQUINOT. [Aside] Whistling! Oh, Heavens! Don't do that,
+whistling makes me nervous.
+
+BERGAMIN. [With a smile] Remember the mote in your neighbor's
+eye. You, too, get on my nerves sometimes.
+
+PASQUINOT. I?
+
+BERGAMIN. You tell the same story twenty times a day.
+
+PASQUINOT. Why, I--
+
+BERGAMIN. And when you sit down you swing your foot like a
+pendulum. At meals you roll your bread in a most disgusting manner.
+
+PASQUINOT. Ha, you take me to task for my irritating mannerisms!
+But let me tell you, you are no less unpleasant. You are ridiculous
+and thoroughly selfish. I know now what the trouble is: the wall--
+with it, we were happy, now we don't live at all.
+
+BERGAMIN. We didn't do this for ourselves, did we?
+
+PASQUINOT. No, we did not!
+
+BERGAMIN. It was for our children.
+
+PASQUINOT. For our children, yes. Let us therefore suffer in
+silence, and regret our former liberty.
+
+BERGAMIN. Sacrifice is the lot of parents.
+
+[SYLVETTE and PERCINET appear at the left, up stage, arm in arm.]
+
+PASQUINOT. Sh--the lovers!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Looking at them] See them! How they love each other!
+Like the old pilgrims of love, they return each day to the sacred spot.
+
+[The lovers, who have meantime disappeared, re-appear on the
+opposite side of the stage, and come down toward the old men.]
+
+PASQUINOT. If they are talking as they usually do, their
+conversation will be well worth listening to!
+
+[BERGAMIN and PASQUINOT retire behind a tree.]
+
+PERCINET. I love you.
+
+SYLVETTE. I love you. [They stop.] Here is the famous spot.
+
+PERCINET. Yes. He fell here, that big fellow, pierced to the heart.
+
+SYLVETTE. There was I, like Andromeda.
+
+PERCINET. And I was Perseus!
+
+SYLVETTE. How many were there against you?
+
+PERCINET. Ten!
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh, there were twenty at least, not counting the big
+leader.
+
+PERCINET. Or thirty--there must have been!
+
+SYLVETTE. Tell me once more how it was accomplished?
+
+PERCINET. They fell--like cards in a row!
+
+SYLVETTE. Our story should be put into a poem!
+
+PERCINET. It shall be.
+
+SYLVETTE. How I love you!
+
+PERCINET. I adore you!
+
+SYLVETTE. A realized dream. How my heart beats! I would never
+think of marrying a commonplace little husband picked out by my
+father!
+
+PERCINET. Indeed?
+
+SYLVETTE. No, no, not the way husbands are usually given to young
+girls.
+
+PERCINET. No, _you_ would never have thought of marrying the son
+of your father's best friend.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Laughing] Indeed not. Have you noticed how our
+fathers have lately--?
+
+PERCINET. Yes, like two dogs.
+
+BERGAMIN. [Aside] Hm!
+
+PERCINET. And I know the reason why. This new arrangement is not
+the best thing for their property. Our fathers are very good
+people, you know, but they haven't much soul, and our brilliant
+adventure rather throws them into the shade--
+
+PASQUINOT. [Aside] How's that?
+
+SYLVETTE. You see, they are fathers of celebrated lovers. Poor
+fathers, how they have been deceived!
+
+PASQUINOT. [Aside] Ha, ha!
+
+PERCINET. Yes, fate has been with us!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Aside] Ha, ha!
+
+SYLVETTE. And to-night the marriage-contract is to be signed!
+
+PERCINET. I must have musicians.
+
+SYLVETTE. Then go quick.
+
+PERCINET. I fly!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Calling him back] I'll take you as far as the gate.
+[They go up-stage, arm in arm.] We are at least as great as the
+most celebrated lovers.
+
+PERCINET. We shall take our place with Romeo and Juliet!
+
+SYLVETTE. Aminta and her shepherd.
+
+PERCINET. Pyramus and Thisbe.
+
+SYLVETTE. And so many others! [They disappear, but their voices
+are heard outside.]
+
+Voice of PERCINET. Francesca and Paolo.
+
+Voice of SYLVETTE. Petrarch and Laura.
+
+[BERGAMIN and PASQUINOT emerge.]
+
+PASQUINOT. See how well your plan has succeeded! Our children
+are quite mad, thanks to you!
+
+BERGAMIN. Your daughter, with her famous abduction, is most
+aggravating.
+
+PASQUINOT. Your son thinks he is a hero. He gets on my nerves.
+
+BERGAMIN. But the worst of it all is that they think we are two
+idiotic old fools whom they have deceived. I don't like it at all.
+
+PASQUINOT. Why didn't you think of it before, wise man? I'm going
+to tell them everything.
+
+BERGAMIN. No, please don't do that--at least not until after the
+signing of the contract. Let us not say a word until then.
+
+PASQUINOT. Very well. But meantime, here we are caught in the
+net of your own making.
+
+BERGAMIN. But my dear friend, you admired the plan!
+
+PASQUINOT. A fine plan, in truth!
+
+[SYLVETTE enters gaily, with flowers in her hand. She waves to
+PERCINET in the distance, then comes down-stage.]
+
+SYLVETTE. Good-day, Papa. Good-day, Father-in-law to-be!
+
+BERGAMIN. Good-day, daughter-in-law to-be!
+
+SYLVETTE. My, my, what a bad humor you are in!
+
+BERGAMIN. It's Pasquinot's fault--he--he--
+
+SYLVETTE. [Waving her flowers in BERGAMIN's face] Sh! Please
+don't quarrel. Of course, I understand, you can't behave quite as
+old friends, and you like to quarrel a little, in a friendly way--
+
+BERGAMIN. Of course, our hatred was so great!
+
+SYLVETTE. A mortal hatred, too! When I think what you've said
+about Papa--oh, dear! I used to sit by the wall and hear every
+word! And to think you never once suspected that I came there to
+meet Percinet--
+
+PASQUINOT. [Ironically] Ah, I--
+
+SYLVETTE. We came every day at the same hour. [To BERGAMIN]
+Ha, ha, I can still hear Percinet telling you that he was going to
+marry--"most romantically"! And he kept his word!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Put out] Really? And do you think that if I had
+wished--?
+
+SYLVETTE. Now, now, now! I know lovers' dreams are always
+realized, and that fathers who are mortal enemies always end by
+falling into each other's arms.
+
+PASQUINOT. Oh, let me laugh!
+
+SYLVETTE. But we proved it!
+
+BERGAMIN. I could say something--
+
+SYLVETTE. What?
+
+BERGAMIN. Nothing!
+
+SYLVETTE. [To BERGAMIN] You seem changed. What do you mean?
+
+BERGAMIN. I mean--
+
+PASQUINOT. Why, with one word, we could-- [Aside] I can't tell
+her! [He walks up-stage two or three steps.]
+
+SYLVETTE. Well, if you have nothing to say, why not keep still?
+
+PASQUINOT. [Angrily] Keep still? Nothing to say? Do you
+imagine that everything just happened? How do you think people
+could come into my park through the iron gates?
+
+BERGAMIN. Do you imagine for one instant that young ladies are
+carried off like that nowadays?
+
+SYLVETTE. Do I--? What are you saying?
+
+BERGAMIN. That will do! It is high time you knew the truth. I
+tell you, the victory was on the side of the old men!
+
+SYLVETTE. But--
+
+PASQUINOT. In old plays the father was always the dupe. Nowadays,
+we do the duping! Would either of you have loved the other if you
+had been told to do so? No.
+
+SYLVETTE. Then perhaps you suspected--?
+
+PASQUINOT. Of course we did.
+
+SYLVETTE. Our meetings?
+
+BERGAMIN. I heard you every time!
+
+SYLVETTE. But the benches?
+
+PASQUINOT. We put them there on purpose.
+
+SYLVETTE. The duel?
+
+BERGAMIN. A trick--prepared beforehand.
+
+SYLVETTE. The bravadoes?
+
+PASQUINOT. Actors!
+
+SYLVETTE. Then my abduction--? It was all a joke!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Searching in his pocket] Joke? Here's the bill!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Snatching the bill from him] Give it to me! [She
+reads] "Straforel, Confidential affairs: One abduction, setting
+and scenery--for purposes of bringing about a marriage--" Oh!
+"Eight assistants at five francs a head; eight masks--"
+
+BERGAMIN. [To PASQUINOT] I think we told her too soon!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Continuing] "One sedan-chair, with porters; latest
+style, with red trimmings--" [Laughing, she throws the bill on the
+table.]
+
+PASQUINOT. Then she isn't angry?
+
+SYLVETTE. [Graciously] A charming idea! But, truly, Monsieur
+Bergamin, do you think I love Percinet merely because of your trick?
+
+PASQUINOT. She takes it very well.
+
+BERGAMIN. [To SYLVETTE] You're not offended?
+
+PASQUINOT. Are you going to tell Percinet?
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh, no. Men are so stupid!
+
+BERGAMIN. Very sensible. But I had an idea-- [Taking out his
+watch] Now we must see about the contract. [Offering his hand
+to SYLVETTE] We are still good friends?
+
+SYLVETTE. Of course!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Turning about once more before he goes out] You don't
+blame me, do you?
+
+SYLVETTE. [Sweetly] Not in the least! [BERGAMIN and PASQUINOT
+go out. As they leave, SYLVETTE bursts into a rage.] How I hate
+that Monsieur Bergamin!
+
+[Enter PERCINET.]
+
+PERCINET. Still here? Ah, I see; you did not want to leave this
+sacred spot--
+
+SYLVETTE. [Sitting on the bench to the left] Outrageous!
+
+PERCINET. There is where you saw me, like Amadis, put to flight
+thirty of the ruffians!
+
+SYLVETTE. No: ten!
+
+PERCINET. [Going to her] Dearest, what is the matter? Are you
+troubled? Your eyes are not so bright as they were. I know!
+This marvelous place makes you sad sometimes. Are you sad because
+our balcony--our Verona balcony--is destroyed?
+
+SYLVETTE. [Impatiently] Oh, dear!
+
+PERCINET. But does not the wall still exist in our memories? That
+wall which cradled our love--
+
+SYLVETTE. [Aside:] Will he never end!
+
+PERCINET. You remember not long ago, you said our story should
+be put into a poem?
+
+SYLVETTE. Yes?
+
+PERCINET. Well, I have occasionally written verses.
+
+SYLVETTE. Are you going to write our story?
+
+PERCINET. Listen to this; I thought it out when I was walking.
+"The Fathers who are Mortal Enemies." First canto--
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh!
+
+PERCINET. [Ready to declaim] Er--
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh!
+
+PERCINET. What is the matter?
+
+SYLVETTE. I imagine I am too happy--I'm nervous--I don't feel
+well. [She bursts into tears.] I'll be well in a moment. Let me
+be! [She turns her back and hides her face in a handkerchief.]
+
+PERCINET. [Surprised] I'll leave you for a moment. [Aside]
+On a day like this, it's only too natural-- [He goes to the right,
+sees the bill on the table, takes a pencil from his pocket, and
+sits down.] I'll just jot down those lines. [He picks up the
+bill, and starts to write; notices the writing and reads aloud]
+"I, Straforel, having pretended to be killed by a sword-thrust from
+a foolish young blade, hereby render account for torn clothes and
+wounded pride: forty francs." [Smiling] What is it? [He
+continues reading to himself, and his smile dies away.]
+
+SYLVETTE. [Wiping her eyes] He _would_ fall from the clouds if
+he knew! I must be careful!
+
+PERCINET. [Rising] Well, well, well!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Going toward him] What is it?
+
+PERCINET. [Hiding the bill] Nothing. [Aside] Now I see why
+the body was never found!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Turning around to show PERCINET her dress] You've
+said nothing about my dress to-day?
+
+PERCINET. [Preoccupied] Blue is not becoming. I always prefer
+you in pink.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Aside] What is the matter? Can he have found out?
+[She looks toward the table.] The bill? [She runs to the table.]
+
+PERCINET. What are you looking for?
+
+SYLVETTE. Nothing.--Now let me hear your poem.
+
+PERCINET. No.
+
+SYLVETTE. Please!
+
+PERCINET. No.
+
+SYLVETTE. But I want to hear it.
+
+PERCINET. The verses are not good.
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh! [Aside] I think he knows!
+
+PERCINET. [Aside] I think she knows!
+
+BOTH. [Each to the other] _You_ know!? [After a pause, they
+laugh.] Ha, ha, ha!
+
+PERCINET. Isn't it funny?
+
+SYLVETTE. Very.
+
+PERCINET. We were made to play a farce--our fathers were the best
+of friends all the time!
+
+SYLVETTE. Good neighbors.
+
+PERCINET. I'll warrant they are cousins, too!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Bowing] I am about to marry my cousin!
+
+PERCINET. My cousin!
+
+SYLVETTE. How nice and respectable!
+
+PERCINET. Classic!
+
+SYLVETTE. Of course, I had dreamed of a marriage more--but it is
+comforting to know that our love coincides with our--duty!
+
+PERCINET. And the material interests of our fathers.
+
+SYLVETTE. An excellent marriage, in short: a marriage of
+convenience! And our poor idyl!
+
+PERCINET. Gone.
+
+SYLVETTE. Gone! So I'm the good little girl of the family!
+
+PERCINET. And I the obedient little son! But it was only as Romeo
+that I appealed to you!
+
+SYLVETTE. Well, you are no longer that!
+
+PERCINET. And do you think you are Juliet?
+
+SYLVETTE. Now you're bitter.
+
+PERCINET. And you cynical.
+
+SYLVETTE. If you were ridiculous, is it my fault?
+
+PERCINET. I at least had a partner!
+
+SYLVETTE. I, too! Poor Blue Bird, you are beautifully plucked!
+
+PERCINET. [Bitterly] A pre-arranged abduction!
+
+SYLVETTE. Farce, all of it!
+
+PERCINET. And I your savior! All our poetry was bought and paid
+for. Our beautiful bubble is now a tiny fleck of soap. Farewell,
+Shakespearean lovers--we have nothing in common with you!
+
+SYLVETTE. Nothing!
+
+PERCINET. In place of a divine drama, we played an infamous parody.
+
+SYLVETTE. Our nightingale was a sparrow!
+
+PERCINET. And the immortal wall a punch-and-judy theater. We were
+the puppets, worked by our fathers.
+
+SYLVETTE. But how much more ridiculous we should be if we loved
+each other less than we do!
+
+PERCINET. We must now love more than ever.
+
+SYLVETTE. But we do--we adore--
+
+PERCINET. The word is not a bit too strong.
+
+SYLVETTE. Love can console us. Can it not, my treasure?
+
+PERCINET. Certainly, my jewel.
+
+SYLVETTE. Good-bye then, my dearest.
+
+PERCINET. Good-bye, my darling.
+
+SYLVETTE. I shall dream of you, my heart.
+
+PERCINET. And I of you.
+
+SYLVETTE. Good-night. [She goes out.]
+
+PERCINET. So this is how I have been treated!-- But who is this?
+See the long moustaches--I don't know him--
+
+[STRAFOREL enters and walks majestically toward PERCINET.]
+
+STRAFOREL. [With a profound bow] I have come to collect a small
+bill.
+
+PERCINET. Are you an upholsterer?
+
+STRAFOREL. Run along, young man, and tell your papa I am waiting
+for him.
+
+PERCINET. What is your name?
+
+STRAFOREL. My name is Straforel.
+
+PERCINET. [With a start] He?! This is too much!
+
+STRAFOREL. [Smiling] Then you know, young man?
+
+PERCINET. [Throwing the bill in STRAFOREL's face] Wretch! It
+was you!
+
+STRAFOREL. It was, Per Bacco!
+
+PERCINET. I have you at last.
+
+STRAFOREL. The people you kill, you see, are in the best of health.
+
+PERCINET. [Drawing his sword and making a pass at STRAFOREL]
+You will see!
+
+STRAFOREL. [Parrying with his arm, like a fencing-master giving a
+lesson] Hand high! Foot out! Monsieur, at your age, you should
+know better than that! [He takes the sword from PERCINET with his
+naked hand, and returns it as he bows.] What, are you stopping
+your fencing-lesson so soon?
+
+PERCINET. [Exasperated, as he takes back the sword] I'm going
+away. Here I am treated like a child. I shall have my revenge.
+I am going to seek my romance--true romance: love-affairs, duels,
+and--Ah, Don Juan, I will scandalize your ghost! I will elope with
+actresses! [He dashes out, brandishing his sword.]
+
+STRAFOREL. Very well, but who is going to pay me? [Looking in
+the distance] Stop there! Here's someone else.
+
+[Enter BERGAMIN and PASQUINOT, their hair and clothes ruffled, as
+if they had been fighting.]
+
+PASQUINOT. [Readjusting his clothes and holding BERGAMIN's wig]
+Here's your wig!
+
+BERGAMIN. And here's yours!
+
+PASQUINOT. After this, you can't imagine I'll--?
+
+BERGAMIN. I would no more live with you now than--
+
+[Enter SYLVETTE.]
+
+PASQUINOT. My daughter!--Say nothing about this!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Throwing her arms about her father's neck] Papa, I
+can't marry Percinet!
+
+[Enter the NOTARY and four WITNESSES.]
+
+BERGAMIN. The witnesses! The devil!
+
+WITNESSES. What--?
+
+STRAFOREL. [In the midst of the tumult] My bill! Who is going
+to pay me? Ninety pistoles!
+
+[Enter the GUESTS and three FIDDLERS, who play.]
+
+BERGAMIN. What's all this? The guests? Music?
+
+[The FIDDLERS continue their minuet.]
+
+STRAFOREL. [To BERGAMIN] Well?
+
+BERGAMIN. See Pasquinot.
+
+STRAFOREL. [Reading] "For the purpose of bringing about a
+marriage--"
+
+BERGAMIN. Well, there is to be no marriage! Therefore I owe you
+nothing!
+
+[Enter BLAISE.]
+
+STRAFOREL. [To PASQUINOT] But, Monsieur--
+
+PASQUINOT. What? Pay you now that it is broken off!
+
+BERGAMIN. [To whom BLAISE has just whispered] My son--run away?
+
+SYLVETTE. Run away?
+
+STRAFOREL. Well! Well!
+
+BERGAMIN. Quick, follow him! [He runs out, followed by the NOTARY
+and the WITNESSES.]
+
+SYLVETTE. Gone!
+
+STRAFOREL. [Coming down-stage] Why can't I straighten all this
+out?
+
+SYLVETTE. This is too much! [She goes out, followed by PASQUINOT.]
+
+STRAFOREL. Straforel, my son, if you want your ninety pistoles,
+you must patch up this marriage! [He goes out. The three FIDDLERS,
+left alone, continue their minuet, as the curtain falls.]
+
+
+Curtain
+
+
+* * * * *
+
+ACT III
+
+SCENE: The scene is the same except that the wall is being
+rebuilt. Bricks and sacks of plaster lie about.
+
+As the curtain rises, the MASON is seen at work with his trowel.
+His back is turned to the audience. BERGAMIN and PASQUINOT, each
+on his own side of the wall, watch the progress of the work.
+
+The MASON. [Singing at his work] Tra la la--
+
+BERGAMIN. These masons are so slow!
+
+PASQUINOT. Good!
+
+BERGAMIN. How he slaps the mortar!
+
+PASQUINOT. There goes another brick!
+
+[The MASON sings a number of trills.]
+
+PASQUINOT. Sings well, but works very slowly! By to-morrow the
+wall will be at least two feet high!
+
+BERGAMIN. I'm impatient to see it higher!
+
+PASQUINOT. What is that you say, Monsieur?
+
+BERGAMIN. I was not addressing you. [A pause.] What do you do
+evenings after dinner?
+
+PASQUINOT. Nothing--and you?
+
+BERGAMIN. Nothing. [Another pause. They bow and walk about
+again.]
+
+PASQUINOT. [Stopping] Any news from your son?
+
+BERGAMIN. No--he is still away.
+
+PASQUINOT. He will return soon: his money will surely give out.
+
+BERGAMIN. Thank you. [They bow again, and walk.]
+
+PASQUINOT. Now that the wall is being built again, Monsieur, I
+should be glad to see you from time to time.
+
+BERGAMIN. Thank you. Perhaps I shall come. [They bow.]
+
+PASQUINOT. Tell me, now, will you play _piquet_?
+
+BERGAMIN. I beg your pardon--I don't know--
+
+PASQUINOT. I invite you!
+
+BERGAMIN. To tell the truth, I prefer _besigue_--
+
+PASQUINOT. Then come at once.
+
+BERGAMIN. [Following PASQUINOT, who goes out] You owe me ten
+sous from the last time. [Turning round] Work hard, mason!
+
+The MASON. Tra la la la la!
+
+PASQUINOT. Beautiful voice! [They disappear.]
+
+[When they are gone, the MASON turns round, and takes off his hat:
+he is STRAFOREL.]
+
+STRAFOREL. Now for the work of reconstruction! [He sits down on
+the row or two of bricks.] The young man is still off on his quest
+for adventure and romance. Life must be giving him a splendid bath
+of disillusion. I can see him as he returns, his tail between his
+legs. Now I am working on Sylvette--she, too, will soon be cured.
+[He takes a letter from his pocket and puts it in the hollow of a
+tree-trunk. SYLVETTE appears at the back.] It's she! Now to work!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Looking anxiously about] Not a soul. [She lays her
+muslin scarf on the bench to the left.] Will the letter be there
+to-day as usual? [She goes toward the tree.] Every day some
+gallant has left one for me. [She thrusts her hand into the
+hollow.] Ah, here is my mail! [She takes the letter, opens it and
+reads.] "Sylvette, heart of marble, this is the last letter you
+will find in this tree. Why have you not answered me?" Ah, what
+style! "The love that gnaws at my vitals!" Monsieur Percinet has
+gone forth into the great world, and he is right. I shall do as
+he has done. How can I possibly stay here and die of ennui? Now
+let him come, I am ready to fly with him! I almost love him already!
+
+STRAFOREL. [Rising from his work, and in a voice of thunder]
+Here am I!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Screaming] Help! Percinet! Man, not another step!
+
+STRAFOREL. [Gallantly] Why this hostile attitude? I am the man
+whose letter you love, I am he whose words have had the honor of
+pleasing you, and upon whose love you just called. Come, fly with
+me!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Not knowing what to do] Man!
+
+STRAFOREL. You think I am a mason? Charming! Know, then, that
+I am the Marquis D'Astafiorquercita. My heart is languishing for
+you, I seek to color my drab existence with a few pigments from
+your own. I must travel--but with you. That is why I have
+penetrated into your garden, disguised as a mason! [He throws off
+his workman's clothes and hat, and appears in a dazzling costume.
+His wig is powdered and his moustache bristles.]
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur!
+
+STRAFOREL. I learned your story from a man named Straforel. I
+felt at once a mad, unreasoning love for the victim of that
+unfortunate affair.
+
+SYLVETTE. Marquis!
+
+STRAFOREL. Don't be afraid of me. That fellow who played the
+trick on you--I killed him!
+
+SYLVETTE. Killed him!
+
+STRAFOREL. With a single blow!
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur!
+
+STRAFOREL. I understand you, you who have never been understood.
+You want romance, do you not? Romance at any price?
+
+SYLVETTE. But, Marquis--
+
+STRAFOREL. To-night we elope!
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur!
+
+STRAFOREL. We shall go away, never to return.
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur!
+
+STRAFOREL. My dream is realized. You consent! To-night! If your
+father objects, so much the worse for him!
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur!
+
+STRAFOREL. Let them follow us--I know how to deal with pursuers.
+In some far land, at last, we shall live happily in a little cottage!
+
+SYLVETTE. But I--
+
+STRAFOREL. For I am poor. I have nothing. We shall live on bread
+soaked in sweet tears!
+
+SYLVETTE. But, I tell you--
+
+STRAFOREL. We shall thrive on misfortune--with you I shan't care
+for anything else. A tent, perhaps--
+
+SYLVETTE. A tent?
+
+STRAFOREL. Of nothing at all--just the stars!
+
+SYLVETTE. Oh, I--
+
+STRAFOREL. Why, you're trembling--possibly you don't want to go
+so far away? Then we shall hide somewhere--
+
+SYLVETTE. But, Monsieur, you are mistaken!
+
+STRAFOREL. Let people say what they will!
+
+SYLVETTE. Good Heavens!
+
+STRAFOREL. I shall spend every moment of my time telling you how
+I love you!
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur--
+
+STRAFOREL. Ours shall be a long life of poetry. And I shall be
+furiously jealous!
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur--
+
+STRAFOREL. Are you afraid now?
+
+SYLVETTE. Heavens, what a lesson for me!
+
+STRAFOREL. Ha, now you look like a little boarding-school miss.
+Tell me, shall we fly together, or shall I go alone?
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur--
+
+STRAFOREL. I understand. I see you are strong: we shall go
+together. I shall throw you across my saddle. No sedan-chair--
+they are used only in make-believe abductions! I return soon!
+[He goes up-stage.]
+
+SYLVETTE. Monsieur, let me tell you--
+
+STRAFOREL. I must get my horse and my mantle!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Deeply distressed] Monsieur!!
+
+STRAFOREL. [With a sweeping gesture] We shall travel from land
+to land. My dream at last. I shall return and take you away,
+never to return!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Gasping] Never to return!
+
+STRAFOREL. You shall live by the side of your adored one, by the
+side of him who loved you before he set eyes on you. [As he is
+about to leave, she falls onto the bench, and he says aside] It's
+now time for you, Percinet! [He goes out.]
+
+SYLVETTE. [Opening her eyes after a moment] Monsieur le marquis--
+No, not across the saddle, please. I couldn't do that! Please,
+please let me stay home. I _am_ a little boarding-school miss!
+Why--he's gone! Marquis! Heavens, what an awful dream! [Another
+pause, then she rises.] Romance? Was it not romance that you
+craved not so long ago? It has come, and are you afraid? Love,
+stars, a cottage. Yes, I did want it--but only a little--like
+seasoning in a stew! This is too much--I couldn't stand it. [The
+sun is setting. SYLVETTE takes up her scarf, which she had left
+on the bench, and puts it over her head.] Who knows whether--?
+
+[PERCINET appears. He is in rags, and his arm is in a sling. He
+looks ill, and can scarcely walk.]
+
+PERCINET. [Not seeing SYLVETTE] I have had nothing to eat since
+yesterday--I can hardly walk. I'm not proud now! I want no more
+adventures. [He sits down on the wall. His hat falls from his
+eyes, and reveals his identity. SYLVETTE sees him.]
+
+SYLVETTE. You?! [He rises, and stands looking at her.] What has
+happened to you? Can it be--?
+
+PERCINET. [Piteously] It can!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Wringing her hands] Heavens!
+
+PERCINET. I resemble somewhat the prodigal son, do I not? [He
+totters.]
+
+SYLVETTE. You can't stand up!
+
+PERCINET. I am so tired.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Looking at his arm, with a cry] Wounded!
+
+PERCINET. Can you pity the ungrateful?
+
+SYLVETTE. [Severely] Only fathers kill fatted calves. Still,
+that wounded arm?
+
+PERCINET. Oh, I assure you it's not serious.
+
+SYLVETTE. But what have you been doing, Monsieur Vagabond, all
+this while?
+
+PERCINET. Nothing very creditable, Sylvette. [He coughs.]
+
+SYLVETTE. You are coughing?
+
+PERCINET. Walking the damp roads at night.
+
+SYLVETTE. What strange clothes you have!
+
+PERCINET. Mine were stolen, and the thieves left me these.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Ironically] How many fortunes did you find?
+
+PERCINET. Sylvette, please say nothing about that.
+
+SYLVETTE. You must have scaled many a balcony?
+
+PERCINET. [Aside] I nearly broke my neck once!
+
+SYLVETTE. Guitar in hand! And what nocturnes and serenades you
+must have sung!
+
+PERCINET. Which earned for me more than one bucket of water!
+
+SYLVETTE. But I see you have been wounded in a real duel?
+
+PERCINET. It came near being mortal.
+
+SYLVETTE. And now you return to us--?
+
+PERCINET. Thoroughly worn-out.
+
+SYLVETTE. Yes, but you have at least found romance and poetry?
+
+PERCINET. No--I was seeking afar what was here all the time.
+Don't make fun of me: I adore you!
+
+SYLVETTE. Even after our disillusion?
+
+PERCINET. What difference does that make?
+
+SYLVETTE. But our fathers played an abominable trick on us.
+
+PERCINET. What of it? What I feel in my heart is real.
+
+SYLVETTE. They pretended to hate each other.
+
+PERCINET. Did we pretend that we loved?
+
+SYLVETTE. The wall was a punch-and-judy theater--you said so
+yourself.
+
+PERCINET. I did, Sylvette, but it was blasphemy. Ah, wall, you
+gave us a divine setting, with moonlight and stars, flowers and
+vines, the four winds for music, and Shakespeare for prompter!
+Yes, our fathers made us go through the motions, but it was Love
+that made us speak: _it_ pulled the strings!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Sighing] That's true, but we loved because we believed
+it was wicked!
+
+PERCINET. And it was! Only the intention counts, and thinking we
+were guilty, we were!
+
+SYLVETTE. Really?
+
+PERCINET. Really, my dear, we were infamous. It was wrong of us
+to love.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Seating herself beside him] Very wrong? [She changes
+her tone, as she rises and goes away.] Still, I wish the danger
+had been a little more real.
+
+PERCINET. It _was_ real, because we believed it so.
+
+SYLVETTE. No: my abduction, like your duel, was false.
+
+PERCINET. Was your fear false? If you were afraid then, it was
+as if you were really being abducted.
+
+SYLVETTE. No, the dear remembrance is gone. All those masks and
+torches, the soft music, the duel; it is too cruel to think that
+Straforel prepared it all.
+
+PERCINET. But who prepared the spring night? Was that Straforel?
+Did he also sprinkle the sky with stars? Did he plant roses, did
+he create the gray of evening and the blue mists of night? Did he
+have anything to do with the rising of that huge pink star?
+
+SYLVETTE. No, of course--
+
+PERCINET. Was it his doing that we were two children of twenty,
+on a spring night, and that we loved each other? We loved, that
+was the charm--all the charm!
+
+SYLVETTE. All the--? That's true, yet--
+
+PERCINET. A tear? Am I then--forgiven?
+
+SYLVETTE. I have always loved you, my poor dear.
+
+PERCINET. At last I have you again! [He takes SYLVETTE's scarf
+and plays with it.] What beautiful shades and lights in this
+gorgeous satin.
+
+SYLVETTE. What satin?
+
+PERCINET. Oh, nothing! Nothing!
+
+SYLVETTE. But it's only muslin!
+
+PERCINET. [Kneeling and kissing her hand] No, it is everything!
+
+SYLVETTE. [Falling into his arms] See? I know now that poetry
+and romance are in the hearts of lovers; they have nothing to do
+with other things.
+
+PERCINET. That is true, Sylvette. I have seen what ought to be
+poetry and romance, but it wasn't--to me!
+
+SYLVETTE. And what was prepared for and arranged beforehand was
+real, though it was contrived for us by others.
+
+PERCINET. We can weave realities on a false frame.
+
+SYLVETTE. How foolish we were to seek elsewhere for romance, when
+it was our own hearts!
+
+[STRAFOREL appears, followed by the two fathers, and shows them
+SYLVETTE and PERCINET in each other's arms.]
+
+STRAFOREL. Ah!
+
+BERGAMIN. My son! [He embraces PERCINET.]
+
+STRAFOREL. Now do I get my money?
+
+PASQUINOT. [To his daughter] Do you love him?
+
+SYLVETTE. Yes.
+
+STRAFOREL. [To BERGAMIN] Shall I have my money?
+
+BERGAMIN. You shall.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Trembling as she hears STRAFOREL's voice and recognizes
+it] But--that--voice--the Marquis D'Asta--fior--
+
+STRAFOREL. [Bowing] --quercita. Yes, my dear Mademoiselle. 'Tis
+Straforel. Pardon my excessive zeal. I have at least taught you
+how tiresome and hollow and useless real adventures are. You
+might, like this young man, have had your share, but I allowed you
+to see them in prospect through the magic-lantern of my imagination.
+
+PERCINET. What is this?
+
+SYLVETTE. [Quickly] Nothing, nothing. I love you!
+
+BERGAMIN. [Pointing to the wall] And to-morrow we shall knock
+down these few rows of bricks!
+
+PASQUINOT. Yes, away with it!
+
+STRAFOREL. No, let us finish it; it is indispensable.
+
+SYLVETTE. [Gathering them all about her] Let us say no more
+about it!
+
+
+Curtain
+
+
+
+
+
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