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+The Whitefriars Library of Wit & Humour
+
+FACES AND PLACES
+
+by
+
+HENRY W. LUCY
+(Author of "East by West: A Record of a Journey Round the World")
+
+With Portrait of the Author and Illustrations
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+London:
+Henry and Co, Bouverie Street, Ec
+
+
+
+_To J.R. Robinson, Editor and Manager of the "Daily News", at whose
+suggestion some of these articles were written, they are in their
+collected form inscribed, with sincere regard, by an old friend and
+colleague._
+
+London, _February_ 1892.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+Chap. Page
+
+ I. "FRED" BURNABY 1
+ II. A NIGHT ON A MOUNTAIN 23
+ III. THE PRINCE OF WALES 35
+ IV. A HISTORIC CROWD 41
+ V. WITH PEGGOTTY AND HAM 52
+ VI. TO THOSE ABOUT TO BECOME JOURNALISTS 62
+ VII. A CINQUE PORT 69
+ VIII. OYSTERS AND ARCACHON 77
+ IX. CHRISTMAS EVE AT WATT'S 86
+ X. NIGHT AND DAY ON THE CARS IN CANADA 100
+ XI. EASTER ON LES AVANTS 108
+ XII. THE BATTLE OF MERTHYR 125
+ XIII. MOSQUITOES AND MONACO 137
+ XIV. A WRECK IN THE NORTH SEA 145
+ XV. A PEEP AT AN OLD HOUSE OF COMMONS 152
+ XVI. SOME PREACHERS I HAVE KNOWN:--
+ Mr. Moody 170
+ "Bendigo" 176
+ "Fiddler Joss" 181
+ Dean Stanley 184
+ Dr. Moffat 187
+ Mr. Spurgeon 190
+ In the Ragged Church 196
+
+
+
+
+FACES AND PLACES
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+"FRED" BURNABY
+
+I made the acquaintance of Colonel Fred Burnaby in a balloon. In such
+strange quarters, at an altitude of over a thousand feet, commenced a
+friendship that for years was one of the pleasantest parts of my life,
+and remains one of its most cherished memories.
+
+It was on the 14th of September, 1874. A few weeks earlier two French
+aeronauts, a Monsieur and Madame Duruof, making an ascent from Calais,
+had been carried out to sea, and dropping into the Channel, had passed
+through enough perils to make them a nine days' wonder. Arrangements had
+been completed for them to make a fresh ascent from the grounds of the
+Crystal Palace, and half London seemed to have gone down to Sydenham to
+see them off. I was young and eager then, and having but lately joined
+the staff of the _Daily News_ as special correspondent, was burning for
+an opportunity to distinguish myself. So I went off to the Crystal
+Palace resolved to go up in the balloon.
+
+"No," said Mr. Coxwell, when I asked him if there were a seat to spare
+in the car. "No; I am sorry to say that you are too late. I have had at
+least thirty applications for seats, and as the car will hold only six
+persons, and as practically there are but two seats for outsiders, you
+will see that it is impossible."
+
+This was disappointing, the more so as I had brought with me a large
+military cloak and a pair of seal-skin gloves, under a general but
+well-defined impression that the thing to do up in a balloon was to keep
+yourself warm. Mr. Coxwell's account of the position of affairs so
+completely shut out the prospect of a passage in the car that I
+reluctantly resigned the charge of the military cloak and gloves, and
+strolled down to the enclosure where the process of inflating the
+balloon was going on. Here was congregated a vast crowd, which increased
+in density as four o'clock rang out, and the great mass of brown silk
+into which the gas was being assiduously pumped began to assume a
+pear-like shape, and sway to and fro in the light air of the autumn
+afternoon.
+
+About this time the heroes of the hour, Monsieur and Madame Duruof
+walked into the enclosure, accompanied by Mr. Coxwell and Mr. Glaisher.
+A little work was being extensively sold in the Palace bearing on the
+title-page, over the name "M. Duruof," a murderous-looking face, the
+letter-press purporting to be a record of the life and adventures of
+the French aeronauts. Happily M. Duruof bore but the slightest
+resemblance to this portrait, being a young man of pleasing appearance,
+with a good, firm, frank-looking face.
+
+By a quarter to five o'clock the monster balloon was almost fully
+charged, and was swaying to and fro in a wild, fitful manner, that could
+not have been beheld without trepidation by any of the thirty gentlemen
+who had so judiciously booked seats in advance. The wickerwork car now
+secured to the balloon was half filled with ballast and crowded with
+men, whilst others hung on to the ropes and to each other in the effort
+to steady it.
+
+But they could not do much more than keep it from mounting into mid-air.
+Hither and thither it swung, parting in swift haste the curious throng
+that encompassed it, and dragging the men about as if they were ounce
+weights. The wind seemed to be rising and the faces of the experienced
+aeronauts grew graver and graver, answers to the constantly repeated
+question, "Where is it likely to come down?" becoming increasingly
+vague. At last Mr. Glaisher, looking up at the sky and round at the
+neighbouring trees bending under the growing blast, put his veto upon
+Madame Duruof's forming one of the party of voyagers.
+
+"We are not in France," he said. "The people will not insist upon a
+woman going up when there is any danger. The descent is sure to be
+rough, will possibly be perilous, so Madame Duruof had better stay where
+she is."
+
+Madame Duruof was ready to go, but was at least equally willing to stay
+behind, and so it was settled that she should not leave the palace
+grounds by the balloon. I cast a lingering thought on the military cloak
+and the seal-skin gloves, in safe keeping in a remote part of the
+building. If Madame was not going there might be room for a substitute.
+But again Mr. Coxwell would not listen to the proposal. There were at
+least thirty prior applicants; some had even paid their money, and they
+must have the preference.
+
+At five o'clock all was ready for the start. M. Wilfrid de Fonvielle,
+a French aeronaut and journalist, took off his hat, and in full gaze of
+a sympathising and deeply interested crowd deliberately attired himself
+in a Glengarry cap, a thick overcoat, and a muffler. M Duruof put on
+his overcoat, and Mr. Barker, Mr. Coxwell's assistant, seated on the
+ring above the car, began to take in light cargo in the shape of
+aneroids, barometers, bottles of brandy and water, and other useful
+articles. M. Duruof scrambled into the car, one of the men who had been
+weighing it down getting out to make room for him. Then M. de Fonvielle,
+amid murmurs of admiration from the crowd, nimbly boarded the little
+ship, and immediately began taking observations. There was a pause, and
+Mr. Coxwell, who stood by the car, prepared for the rush of the Thirty.
+But nobody volunteered. Names were called aloud; only the wind, sighing
+amongst the trees made answer.
+
+"Il faut partir," said M. Duruof, somewhat impatiently. Then a
+middle-aged gentleman, who, I afterwards learned, had come all the way
+from Cambridge to make the journey, and who had only just arrived
+breathless on the ground, was half-lifted, half-tumbled in, amid
+agonised entreaties from Barker to "mind them bottles." The Thirty had
+unquestionably had a fair chance, and Mr. Coxwell made no objection as I
+passed him and got into the car, followed by one other gentleman, who
+brought the number up to the stipulated half-dozen. We were all ready to
+start, but it was thought desirable that Madame Duruof should show
+herself in the car. So she was lifted in, and the balloon allowed to
+mount some twenty feet, frantically held by ropes by the crowd below. It
+descended again, Madame Duruof got out, and in her place came tumbling
+in a splendid fellow, some six feet four high, broad-chested to boot,
+who instantly made supererogatory the presence of half a dozen of the
+bags of ballast that lay in the bottom of the car.
+
+It was an anxious moment, with the excited multitude spread round far as
+the eye could reach, the car leaping under the swaying balloon, and the
+anxious, hurried men straining at the ropes. But I remember quite well
+sitting at the bottom of the car and wondering when the new-comer would
+finish getting in. I dare say he was nimble enough, but his full arrival
+seemed like the paying out of a ship's cable.
+
+This was Fred Burnaby, only Captain then, unknown to fame, with Khiva
+unapproached, and the wilds of Asia Minor untrodden by his horse's
+hoofs. His presence on the grounds was accidental, and his undertaking
+of the journey characteristic. He had invited some friends to dine
+with him that night at his rooms, then in St. James's Street. Hearing
+of the proposed balloon ascent, he felt drawn to see the voyagers off,
+purposing to be home in time to dress for dinner. The defection of the
+Thirty appearing to leave an opening for an extra passenger, Burnaby
+could not resist the temptation. So with a hasty _Au revoir!_ to his
+companion, the Turkish Minister, he pushed his way through the crowd
+and dropped into the car.
+
+I always forgot to ask him how his guests fared. As it turned out, he
+had no chance of communicating with his servant before the dinner hour.
+The arrival of Burnaby exceeded by one the stipulated number of
+passengers, and Coxwell was anxious for us to start before any more got
+in. For a minute or two we still cling to the earth, the centre of an
+excited throng that shout, and tug at ropes, and run to and fro, and
+laugh, and cry, and scream "Good-bye" in a manner that makes our
+proposed journey seem dreadful in prospect. The circle of faces look
+fixedly into ours; we hear the voices of the crowd, see the women
+laughing and crying by turns, and then, with a motion that is absolutely
+imperceptible, they all pass away, and we are in mid-air where the echo
+of a cheer alone breaks the solemn calm.
+
+I had an idea that we should go up with a rush, and be instantly in the
+cold current of air in view of which the preparation of extra raiment,
+the nature of which has been already indicated, had been made. But here
+we were a thousand feet above the level of the Palace gardens, sailing
+calmly along in bright warm sunlight, and no more motion perceptible
+than if we were sitting on chairs in the gardens, and had been so
+sitting whilst the balloon mounted. It was a quarter past five when we
+left the earth, and in less than five minutes the Crystal Palace
+grounds, with its sea of upturned faces, had faded from our sight.
+Contrary to prognostication, there was only the slightest breeze, and
+this setting north-east, carried us towards the river in the direction
+of Greenwich. We seemed to skirt the eastern fringe of London, St.
+Paul's standing out in bold relief through the light wreath of mist that
+enveloped the city. The balloon slowly rose till the aneroid marked a
+height of fifteen hundred feet. Here it found a current which drove it
+slightly to the south, till it hovered for some moments directly over
+Greenwich Hospital, the training ship beneath looking like a cockle boat
+with walking sticks for masts and yards. Driving eastward for some
+moments, we slowly turned by Woolwich and crossed the river thereafter
+steadily pursuing a north-easterly direction.
+
+Looking back from the Essex side of the river the sight presented to
+view was a magnificent one. London had vanished, even to the dome of
+St. Paul's, but we knew where the great city lay by the mist that
+shrouded it and shone white in the rays of the sun. Save for this patch
+of mist, that seemed to drift after us far away below the car, there was
+nothing to obscure the range of vision. I am afraid to say how many
+miles it was computed lay within the framework of the glowing panorama.
+But I know that we could follow the windings of the river that curled
+like a dragon among the green fields, its shining scales all aglow in
+the sunlight, and could see where it finally broadened out and trended
+northward. And there, as M. Duruof observed with a significant smile,
+was "the open sea."
+
+There was no feeling of dizziness in looking down from the immense
+height at which we now floated--two thousand feet was the record as
+we cleared the river. By an unfortunate oversight we had no map of
+the country, and were, except in respect of such landmarks as
+Greenwich, unable with certainty to distinguish the places over which
+we passed.
+
+"That," said Burnaby from his perch up in the netting over the car,
+where he had clambered as being the most dangerous place immediately
+accessible, "is one of the great drawbacks to the use of balloons in
+warfare. Unless a man has natural aptitude, and is specially trained
+for the work, his observations from a balloon are of no use, a
+bird's-eye view of a country giving impressions so different from the
+actual position of places."
+
+This dictum was illustrated by the scene spread out beneath us. Seen
+from a balloon the streets of a rambling town resolve themselves into
+beautifully defined curves, straight lines, and various other highly
+respectable geometrical shapes.
+
+We could not at any time make out forms of people. The white highways
+that ran like threads among the fields, and the tiny openings in the
+towns and villages which we guessed were streets, seemed to belong to
+a dead world, for nowhere was there trace of a living person. The
+strange stillness that brooded over the earth was made more uncanny
+still by cries that occasionally seemed to float in the air around us,
+behind, before, to the right, to the left, but never exactly beneath
+the car. We could hear people calling, and had a vague idea they were
+running after us and cheering; but we could distinguish no moving
+thing. Yes; once the gentleman from Cambridge exclaimed that there
+were some pheasants running across a field below; but upon close
+investigation they turned out to be a troop of horses capering about
+in wild dismay. A flock of sheep in another field, huddled close
+together, looked like a heap of limestone chippings. As for the
+fields stretched out in wide expanse, far as the eye could reach,
+they seemed to form a gigantic carpet, with patterns chiefly diamond
+shape, in colour shaded from bright emerald to russet brown.
+
+At six o'clock the sun began to drop behind a broad belt of black
+cloud that had settled over London. The mist following us ever since
+we crossed the river had overtaken us, even passed us, and was
+strewed out over the earth, the sky above our heads being yet a
+beautiful pale blue. We were passing with increased rapidity over the
+rich level land that stretches from the river bank to Chelmsford, and
+there was time to look round at each other. Burnaby had come down from
+the netting and disposed his vast person amongst us and the bags of
+ballast. He was driven down by the smell of gas, which threatened to
+suffocate us all when we started. M. Wilfrid de Fonvielle, kneeling
+down by the side of the car, was perpetually "taking observations,"
+and persistently asking for "the readings," which the gentleman from
+Cambridge occasionally protested his inability to supply, owing either
+to Burnaby having his foot upon the aneroid, or to the Captain so
+jamming him up against the side of the car that the accurate reading
+of a scientific instrument was not only inconvenient but impossible.
+
+When we began to chat and exchange confidences, the fascination which
+balloon voyaging has for some people was testified to in a striking
+manner. The gentleman from Cambridge had a mildness of manner about him
+that made it difficult to conceive him engaged in any perilous
+enterprise. Yet he had been in half a dozen balloon ascents, and had
+posted up from his native town on hearing that a balloon was going up
+from the Crystal Palace. As for Burnaby, it was borne in upon me, even
+at this casual meeting, that it did not matter to him what enterprise
+he embarked upon, so that it were spiced with danger and promised
+adventure. He had some slight preference for ballooning, this being his
+sixteenth ascent, including the time when the balloon burst, and the
+occupants of the car came rattling down from a height of three thousand
+feet, and were saved only by the fortuitous draping of the half emptied
+balloon, which prevented all the gas from escaping.
+
+At half-past six we were still passing over the Turkey carpet,
+apparently of the same interminable pattern. Some miles ahead the level
+stretch was broken by clumps of trees, which presently developed into
+woods of considerable extent. It was growing dusk, and no town or
+railway station was near. Burnaby, assured of being too late for his
+dinner party, wanted to prolong the journey. But the farther the balloon
+went the longer would be the distance over which it would have to be
+brought back and Mr. Coxwell's assistant was commendably careful of his
+employer's purse. On approaching Highwood the balloon passed over a
+dense wood, in which there was some idea of descending. But finally the
+open ground was preferred, and, the wood being left behind, a ploughed
+field was selected as the place to drop, and the gas was allowed to
+escape by wholesale. The balloon swooped downward at a somewhat
+alarming pace, and if Barker had had all his wits about him he would
+have thrown out half a bag of ballast and lightened the fall. But after
+giving instructions for all to stoop down in the bottom of the car and
+hold onto the ropes, he himself promptly illustrated the action, and
+down we went like a hawk towards the ground.
+
+As it will appear even to those who have never been in a balloon, no
+advice could have been worse than that of stooping down in the bottom of
+the car, which was presently to come with a great shock to the earth,
+and would inevitably have seriously injured any who shared its contact.
+Fortunately Burnaby, who was as cool as if he were riding in his
+brougham, shouted out to all to lift their feet from contact with the
+bottom of the car, and to hang on to the ropes. This was done, and when
+the car struck the earth it merely shook us, and no one had even a
+bruise.
+
+Before we began to descend at full speed the grappling iron had been
+pitched over, and, fortunately, got a firm hold in a ridge of the
+ploughed land. Thus, when the balloon, after striking the ground, leapt
+up again into the air and showed a disposition to wander off and tear
+itself to pieces against the hedges and trees, it was checked by the
+anchor rope and came down again with another bump on the ground. This
+time the shock was not serious, and after a few more flutterings it
+finally stood at ease.
+
+The highest altitude reached by the balloon was three thousand feet, and
+this was registered about a couple of miles before we struck Highwood.
+For some distance before completing this descent we had been skimming
+along at about a thousand feet above the level of the fields, and the
+intention to drop being evident, a great crowd of rustics gallantly kept
+pace with the balloon for the last half-mile. By the time we were fairly
+settled down, half a hundred men, women, and children had converged upon
+the field from all directions, and were swarming in through the hedge.
+
+Actually the first in at the death was an old lady attired chiefly in a
+brilliant orange-coloured shawl, who came along over the ridges with a
+splendid stride. But she did not fully enjoy the privilege she had so
+gallantly earned. She was making straight for the balloon, when Burnaby
+mischievously warned her to look out, for it might "go off." Thereupon
+the old lady, without uttering a word in reply, turned round and, with
+strides slightly increased in length, made for the hedge, through which
+she disappeared, and the orange-coloured shawl was seen no more.
+
+All the rustics appeared to be in a state more or less dazed. What with
+having been running some distance, and what with surprise at discovering
+seven gentlemen dropped out of the sky into the middle of a ploughed
+field, they could find relief only in standing at a safe distance with
+their mouths wide open. In vain Barker talked to them in good broad
+English, and begged them to come and hold the car whilst we got out.
+No one answered a word, and none stirred a step, except when the balloon
+gave a lurch, and then they got ready for a start towards the protecting
+hedges. At last Burnaby volunteered to drop out. This he did, deftly
+holding on to the car, and by degrees the intelligent bystanders
+approached and cautiously lent a hand. Finding that the balloon neither
+bit nor burned them, they swung on with hearty goodwill, and so we all
+got out, and Barker commenced the operation of packing up, in which
+task the natives, incited by the promise of a "good drink," lent
+hearty assistance.
+
+We had not the remotest idea where we were, and night was fast closing
+in. Where was the nearest railway station? Perhaps if we had arrived in
+the neighbourhood in a brake or an omnibus, we might have succeeded in
+getting an answer to this question. As it was, we could get none. One
+intelligent party said, after profound cogitation, that it was "over
+theere," but as "over theere" presented nothing but a vista of
+fields--some ploughed and all divided by high hedges--this was scarcely
+satisfactory. In despair we asked where the high-road was, and this
+being indicated, but still vaguely and after a considerable amount of
+thought, Burnaby and I made for it, and presently succeeded in striking
+it.
+
+The next thing was to get to a railway station, wherever it might be,
+and as the last train for town might leave early, the quicker we arrived
+the better. Looking down the road, Burnaby espied a tumble-down cart
+standing close into the hedge, and strode down to requisition it. The
+cart was full of hampers and boxes, and sitting upon the shaft was an
+elderly gentleman in corduroys intently gazing over the hedge at the
+rapidly collapsing balloon, which still fitfully swayed about like a
+drunken man awaking out of sleep.
+
+"Will you drive us to the nearest railway station, old gentleman?" said
+Burnaby cheerily.
+
+The old gentleman withdrew his gaze from the balloon and surveyed us,
+a feeble, indecisive smile playing about his wooden features; but he
+made no other answer.
+
+"Will you drive us to the nearest railway station?" repeated Burnaby.
+"We'll pay you well."
+
+Still no answer came from the old gentleman, who smiled more feebly than
+ever, now including me in his intelligent purview. After other and
+diverse attempts to draw him into conversation, including the pulling of
+the horse and cart into the middle of the road, and the making of a
+feint to start it off at full gallop, it became painfully clear that the
+old gentleman had, at sight of the balloon, gone clean out of such
+senses as he had ever possessed, and as there was a prospect of losing
+the train if we waited till he came round again, nothing remained but to
+help ourselves to the conveyance. So Burnaby got up and disposed of as
+much of himself as was possible in a hamper on the top of the cart. I
+sat on the shaft, and taking the reins out of the old gentleman's
+resistless hand, drove off down the road at quite a respectable pace.
+
+After we had gone about a mile the old gentleman, who had been employing
+his unwonted leisure in staring at us all over, broke into a chuckle.
+We gently encouraged him by laughing in chorus, and after a brief space
+he said,--
+
+_"I seed ye coming."_
+
+As I had a good deal to do to keep the pony up and going, Burnaby
+undertook to follow up this glimmering of returning sense on the part of
+the old gentleman, and with much patience and tact he succeeded in
+getting him so far round that we ascertained we were driving in the
+direction of "Blackmore." Further than this we could not get, any
+pressure in the direction of learning whether there was a railway
+station at the town or village, or whatever it might be, being followed
+by alarming symptoms of relapse on the part of the old gentleman.
+However, to get to Blackmore was something, and after half an hour's
+dexterous driving we arrived at the village, of which the inn standing
+back under the shade of three immemorial oak trees appeared to be a fair
+moiety.
+
+We paid the old gentleman and parted company with him, though not
+without a saddening fear that the shock of the balloon coming down
+under his horse's nose, as it were, had permanently affected his brain.
+At Blackmore we found a well-horsed trap, and through woods and long
+country lanes drove to Ingatestone, and as fast as the train could
+travel got back to civilisation.
+
+This was the beginning of a close and intimate friendship, that ended
+only with Burnaby's departure for the Soudan. He often talked to me
+of himself and of his still young life. Educated at Harrow, he thence
+proceeded to Germany, where, under private tuition, he acquired an
+unusually perfect acquaintance with the French, Italian, and German
+languages, and incidentally imbibed a taste for gymnastics. At
+sixteen he, the youngest of one hundred and fifty candidates, passed
+his examination for admission to the army, and at the mature age of
+seventeen found himself a cornet in the Royal Horse Guards. At this
+time his breast seems to have been fired by the noble ambition to
+become the strongest man in the world. How far he succeeded is told
+in well-authenticated traditions that linger round various spots in
+Windsor and London. He threw himself into the pursuit of muscle with
+all the ardour since shown in other directions, and the cup of his
+joy must have been full when a precise examination led to the
+demonstration of the fact that his arm measured round the biceps
+exactly seventeen inches. He could put 'Nathalie' (then starring it
+at the Alhambra) to shame with her puny 56-lb. weight in each hand,
+and could 'turn the arm' of her athletic father as if it had been
+nothing more than a hinge-rusted nut-cracker. His plaything at
+Aldershot was a dumb-bell weighing 170 lbs., which he lifted straight
+out with one hand, and there was a standing bet of £10 that no
+other man in the Camp could perform the same feat. At the rooms of
+the London Fencing Club there is to this day a dumb-bell weighing 120
+lbs., with record of how Fred Burnaby was the only member who could
+lift it above his head.
+
+There is a story told of early barrack days which he assured me was
+quite true. A horsedealer arrived at Windsor with a pair of beautiful
+little ponies he had been commanded to show the Queen. Before
+exhibiting them to her Majesty he took them to the Cavalry Barracks
+for display to the officers of the Guards. Some of these, by way of
+a pleasant surprise, led the ponies upstairs into Burnaby's room,
+where they were much admired. But when the time came to take leave an
+alarming difficulty presented itself. The ponies, though they had
+walked upstairs, could by no means be induced to walk down again. The
+officers were in a fix; the horsedealer was in despair; when young
+Burnaby settled the matter by taking up the ponies, one under each
+arm and, walking downstairs, deposited them in the barrack-yard. The
+Queen heard the story when she saw the ponies, and doubtless felt an
+increased sense of security at Windsor, having this astounding
+testimony to the prowess of her Household Troops.
+
+Cornet Burnaby was as skilful as he was strong. He was one of the best
+amateur boxers of the day, as Tom Paddock, Nat Langham, and Bob Travers
+could testify of their well-earned personal experience. Moreover, he
+fenced as well as he boxed, and the turn of his wrist, which never
+failed to disarm a swordsman, was known in more than one of the capitals
+of Europe. Ten years before he started for Khiva, there was much talk at
+the Rag of the wonderful feat of the young Guardsman, who undertook
+for a small wager to hop a quarter of a mile, run a quarter of a mile,
+ride a quarter of a mile, row a quarter of a mile, and walk a quarter of
+a mile in a quarter of an hour, and who covered the mile and a quarter
+of distance in ten minutes and twenty seconds.
+
+Fred Burnaby had, whilst barely out of his teens, realised his boyish
+dream, and become the strongest man in the world. But he had also begun
+to pay the penalty of success in the coin of wasted tissues and failing
+health. When a man finds, after anxious and varied experiments, that a
+water-ice is the only form of nourishment his stomach will retain, he is
+driven to the conviction that there is something wrong, and that he had
+better see the doctor. The result of the young athlete's visit to the
+doctor was that he mournfully laid down the dumb-bells and the foil,
+eschewed gymnastics, and took to travel.
+
+An average man advised to travel for his health's sake would probably
+have gone to Switzerland or the South of France, according to the sort
+of climate held to be desirable. Burnaby went to Spain, that being at
+the time the most troubled country in Europe, not without promise of an
+outbreak of war. Here he added Spanish to his already respectable stock
+of languages, and found the benefit of the acquisition in his next
+journey, which was to South America, where he spent four months
+shooting unaccustomed game and recovering from the effects of his
+devotion to gymnastics. Returning to do duty with his regiment, he began
+to learn Russian and Arabic, going at them steadily and vigorously, as
+if they were long stretches of ploughed land to be ridden over. A second
+visit to Spain provided him with the rare gratification of being shut up
+in Barcelona during the siege, and sharing all the privations and
+dangers of the garrison. Whilst in Seville during a subsequent journey
+he received a telegram saying that his father was seriously ill. France
+was at the time in the throes of civil war, with the Communists holding
+Paris against the army of Versailles. To reach England any other way
+than viâ Paris involved a delay of many days, and Burnaby determined to
+dare all that was to be done by the Communists. So, carrying a Queen's
+Messenger's bag full of cigars in packets that looked more or less like
+Government despatches, he passed through Paris and safely reached
+Calais.
+
+A year later he set forth intending to journey to Khiva, but on reaching
+Naples was striken with fever, spent four months of his leave in bed,
+and was obliged to postpone the trip. In 1874 he once more went to
+Spain, this time acting as the special correspondent of the Times with
+the Carlists, and his letters form not the least interesting chapter in
+the long story of the miserable war. In the early spring of 1875 he made
+a dash at Central Africa, hoping to find "Chinese Gordon" and his
+expedition. He met that gallant officer on the Sobat river, a stream
+which not ten Englishmen have seen, and having stayed in the camp for a
+few days, set out homeward, riding on a camel through the Berber desert
+to Korosko, a distance of five hundred miles. After an absence of
+exactly four months he turned up for duty at the Cavalry Barracks,
+Windsor, with as much nonchalance as if he had been for a trip to the
+United States in a Cunard steamer.
+
+It was whilst on this flight through Central Africa that the notion of
+the journey to Khiva came back with irresistible force. It had been done
+by MacGahan, but that plucky journalist had judiciously started in the
+spring. Burnaby resolved to accomplish the enterprise in winter; and
+accordingly, on November 30th, 1875, he started by way of St.
+Petersburg, treating himself, as a foretaste of the joys that awaited
+him on the steppes, to the long lonely ride through Russia in midwinter.
+At Sizeran he left civilisation and railways behind him, and rode on a
+sleigh to Orenburg, a distance of four hundred and eighty miles. At
+Orenburg he engaged a Tartar servant, and another stretch of eight
+hundred miles on a sleigh brought him to Fort No. 1, the outpost of the
+Russian army facing the desert of Central Asia. After this even the
+luxury of sleigh-riding was perforce foregone, and Burnaby set out on
+horseback, with one servant, one guide, and a thermometer that
+registered between 70° and 80° below freezing point, to find Khiva
+across five hundred miles of pathless, trackless, silent snow.
+
+Two Cossacks riding along this route with despatches had just before
+been frozen to death. The Russians, inured to the climate, had never
+been able to take Khiva in the winter months. They had tried once, and
+had lost six hundred camels and two-thirds of their men before they saw
+the enemy. But Fred Burnaby gaily went forth, clothed-on with
+sheepskins. After several days' hard riding and some nights' sleep on
+the snow, he arrived in Khiva, chatted with the Khan, fraternised with
+the Russian officers, kept his eyes wide open, and finally was invited
+to return by a telegram from the Commander-in-Chief, who had been
+brought to understand how this strange visitor from the Cavalry Barracks
+at Windsor had fluttered the military authorities at St. Petersburg.
+
+This adventure might have sufficed an ordinary man for a lifetime. But
+in the very next year, whilst his _Ride to Khiva_ remained the most
+popular book in the libraries, he paid a second visit to the Turcomans,
+seeking them now, not on the bleak steppes round Khiva, but in the more
+fertile, though by Europeans untrodden, plains of Asia Minor. He had one
+other cherished project of which he often spoke to me. It was to visit
+Timbuctoo. But whilst brooding over this new journey he fell in love,
+married, settled down to domestic life in Cromwell Gardens, and took to
+politics. It was characteristic of him that, looking about for a seat to
+fight, he fixed upon John Bright's at Birmingham, that being at the time
+the Gibraltar of political fortresses.
+
+The last time I saw Fred Burnaby was in September 1884. He was standing
+on his doorstep at Somerby Hall, Leicestershire, speeding his parting
+guests. By his side, holding on with all the might of a chubby hand
+to an extended forefinger, was his little son, a child some five years
+old, whose chief delight it was thus to hang on to his gigantic father
+and toddle about the grounds. We had been staying a week with Burnaby
+in his father's old home, and it had been settled, on the invitation
+of his old friend Henry Doetsch, that we should meet again later in
+the year, and set out for Spain to spend a month at Huelva. A few
+weeks later the trumpet sounded from the Soudan, and like an old
+war-horse that joyously scents the battle from afar, Burnaby gave up
+all his engagements, and fared forth for the Nile.
+
+At first he was engaged in superintending the moving of the troops
+between Tanjour and Magrakeh. This was hard work admirably done. But
+Burnaby was always pining to get to the front. In a private letter
+dated Christmas Eve, 1884, he writes: "I do not expect the last boat
+will pass this cataract before the middle of next month, and then I
+hope to be sent for to the front. It is a responsible post Lord
+Wolseley has given me here, with forty miles of the most difficult
+part of the river, and I am very grateful to him for letting me have
+it. But I must say I shall be better pleased if he sends for me when
+the troops advance upon Khartoum."
+
+The order came in due course, and Burnaby was riding on to the relief
+of Gordon when his journey was stopped at Abu-Klea. He was attached to
+the staff of General Stewart, whose little force of six-thousand-odd
+men was suddenly surrounded by a body of fanatical Arabs, nine
+thousand strong. The British troops formed square, inside which the
+mounted officers sat directing the desperate defence, that again and
+again beat back the angry torrent. After some hours' fighting, a
+soldier in the excitement of the moment got outside the line of the
+square, and was engaged in a hand-to-hand conflict with a cluster of
+Arabs. Burnaby, seeing his peril, dashed out to the rescue--"with a
+smile on his face," as one who saw him tells me,--and was making
+irresistible way against the odds when an Arab thrust a spear in his
+throat, and he fell off his horse dead. He sleeps now, as he always
+yearned to rest, in a soldier's grave, dug for him by chance on the
+continent whose innermost recesses he had planned some day to explore.
+
+The date of his death was January 17th, 1885. His grave is nameless,
+and its place in the lonely Desert no man knoweth.
+
+ "Brave Burnaby down! Wheresoever 'tis spoken
+ The news leaves the lips with a wistful regret
+ We picture that square in the desert, shocked, broken,
+ Yet packed with stout hearts, and impregnable yet
+ And there fell, at last, in close _mêlée_, the fighter
+ Who Death had so often affronted before;
+ One deemed he'd no dart for his valorous slighter
+ Who such a gay heart to the battle-front bore.
+ But alas! for the spear thrust that ended a story
+ Romantic as Roland's, as Lion-Heart's brief
+ Yet crowded with incident, gilded with glory
+ And crowned by a laurel that's verdant of leaf.
+ A latter-day Paladin, prone to adventure,
+ With little enough of the spirit that sways
+ The man of the market, the shop, the indenture!
+ Yet grief-drops will glitter on Burnaby's bays.
+ Fast friend as keen fighter, the strife glow preferring,
+ Yet cheery all round with his friends and his foes;
+ Content through a life-story short, yet soul-stirring
+ And happy, as doubtless he'd deem, in its close."
+
+Thus _Punch_, as it often does, voiced the sentiments of the nation
+on learning the death of its hero.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+A NIGHT ON A MOUNTAIN
+
+There are not many English abroad this morning on the top of
+the hill. In fact, unless they had passed the night here it
+would not be easy for them to present themselves, seeing that
+San Salvatore, though a very modest mound, standing as it does
+in the neighbourhood of the Alps, is high enough to lift its
+crest out of the curtain of mist that lies over the lower world.
+Lugano, its lake, and its many small towns--as like each other
+when seen from a distance as if they had been turned out of a
+mould--are understood to lie at some uncertain depth beneath
+the mist. In truth, unless they have wholly disappeared in the
+night, we know that they are there, for we walked up in the
+late afternoon with intent to sleep here.
+
+The people of Lugano, more especially the hotel-keepers, were much
+exercised at this undertaking. Nobody in recent recollection had been
+known to spend the night on San Salvatore, and if the eccentricity
+were permitted and proved enjoyable, no one could say that it might
+not spread, leaving empty beds at Lugano. There was, accordingly,
+much stress laid on possible dangers and certain discomforts.
+Peradventure there was no bed; assuredly it would be hard and damp
+and dirty. There would be nothing to eat, nor even to drink; and
+in short, if ever there was madness characteristic of the English
+abroad, here was the mid March of its season.
+
+But the undertaking was not nearly so mad as it looked. I had been
+up Salvatore on the previous day and surveyed the land. It is a
+place that still holds high rank in the Romish calendar of Church
+celebrations. Many years ago a chapel was built on its summit, and
+pilgrimages instituted. These take place at Ascension and Pentecost,
+when the hillside swarms with devout sons and daughters of Italy, and
+the music of high mass breaks the silence of the mountains. Even
+pilgrims must eat and drink and sleep, and shortly after the chapel
+was built there rose up at its feet, in a sheltered nook, a little
+house, a chapel-of-ease in the sense that here was sold wine of the
+country, cheese of the district, and _jambon_ reputed to come across
+the seas from distant "Yorck." A spare bedroom was also established
+for the accommodation of the officiating priests, and it was on the
+temporary reversion of this apartment that I had counted in making
+those arrangements that Lugano held to be hopelessly heretical.
+
+When, on my first visit to the top of San Salvatore, I reached
+the pilgrimage chapel, I found an old gentleman standing at the
+door of the hostelry by which the pilgrim must needs pass on
+his way to the chapel--a probably undesigned but profitable
+arrangement, since it brings directly under his notice the
+possibility of purchasing "vins du pays, pain, fromage,
+saucissons, and jambon d'Yorck."
+
+When I broached the subject of the night's entertainment the
+landlord was a little taken aback, and evidently inclined
+to dwell upon those inconveniences of which Lugano had made
+so much. But the more he thought of it, the more he liked the
+idea. As I subsequently learned, the hope of his youth, the
+sustenance of his manhood, and the dream of his old age was
+to see his little hut develop into a grand hotel, with a porter
+in the hall, an army of waiters bustling about, and himself in
+the receipt of custom. It was a very small beginning that two
+English people should propose to lodge with him for a night.
+Still, it was something, and everything must have a beginning.
+Monte Generoso, among the clouds on the other side of the lake,
+began in that way; and look at it now with its _chambres_ at
+eight francs a day, its _table d'hôte_ at five francs, and its
+_bougies_ dispensed at their weight in silver!
+
+"Si, signor"; he thought it might be done. He was sure--nay,
+he was positive.
+
+As the picture of the hotel of the future glowed in his mind he
+became enthusiastic, and proposed that we should view the
+apartments. The bedroom we found sufficiently roomy, with both
+fireplace and one of the two windows bricked up to avoid
+draughts. The mattress of the bed, it is true, was stuffed with
+chopped straw, and was not free from suspicion of harbouring
+rats. But there was a gorgeous counterpane, whose many colours
+would have excited the envy of Joseph's brethren had their
+pilgrimage chanced to lead them in this direction. The floor
+was of cement, and great patches of damp displayed themselves
+on the walls. Over the bed hung a peaceful picture of a chubby
+boy clasping a crook to his breast, and exchanging glances of
+maudlin sentimentality with a sheep that skipped at his side.
+The damp had eaten up one of the legs of mutton, and the sheep
+went on three legs. But nothing could exceed the more than
+human tenderness with which it regarded the chubby boy with the
+crook.
+
+We soon settled about the bed, and there remained only
+the question of food. On this point also our host displayed
+even an increase of airy confidence. What would signor? There
+were sausage, ham of York, and eggs, the latter capable of
+presentation in divers shapes.
+
+This, it must be admitted, engendered a feeling of discouragement.
+We had two days earlier tasted the sausage of the country when
+served up in a first-class hotel as garnish to a dish of spinach.
+It is apparently made of pieces of gristle, and when liberated from
+the leather case that enshrines it, crumbles like a piece of old
+wall. Sausage was clearly out of the question, and the ham of York
+does not thrive out of its own country, acquiring a foreign flavour
+of salted sawdust. Eggs are very well in their way, but man cannot
+live on eggs alone.
+
+Our host was a man full of resources. Why should we not bring the
+materials for dinner from Lugano? He would undertake to cook them,
+whatever they might be. This was a happy thought that clenched the
+bargain. We undertook to arrive on the following day, bringing our
+sheaves with us, in the shape of a supply of veal cutlets.
+
+The ostensible object of spending a night on San Salvatore is to see
+the sun set and rise. The mountain is not high, just touching three
+thousand feet, an easy ascent of two hours. But it is a place
+glorious in the early morning and solemn in the quiet evening.
+Below lies the lake of Lugano, its full length visible. Straight
+before you, looking east, is the long arm that stretches to Porlezza,
+with its gentle curves where the mountains stand and cool their feet
+in the blue water. To the west, beyond a cluster of small and
+nameless lakes that lie on the plain, we see the other arm of the
+lake, with Ponte Tresa nestling upon it, and still farther west the
+sun gleams on the waters of Lago Maggiore. Above Porlezza is Monte
+Legnone, and far away on the left glint the snow peaks of the Bernina.
+High in the north, above the red tiles and white walls of the town of
+Lugano are the two peaks of Monte Camoghe, flanked by something that
+seems a dark cloud in the blue sky, but which our host says is the
+ridge of St. Gothard. The sun sets behind the Alps of the Valais
+among which towers the Matterhorn and gleam the everlasting snows of
+Monte Rosa.
+
+These form the framework of a picture which contains all the softness
+and richness of the beauty of a land where the grape and the fig
+grow, and where in these October days roses are in full bloom, and
+heliotropes sweeten every breath of air. Yesterday had opened
+splendidly, the morning sun rising over the fair scene and bringing
+out every point. But as we toiled up the hill this afternoon,
+carrying the cutlets, the sun had capriciously disappeared. The
+mountains were hid in clouds, and the lake, having no blue sky to
+reflect, had turned green with chagrin. There was little hope of
+visible sunset; but there was a prospect of sunrise, and certainty
+of a snug dinner in circumstances to which the novelty of the
+surroundings would lend a strange charm.
+
+It was rather disappointing on arriving to find that our acquaintance
+of yesterday had disappeared. I have reason to believe the excitement
+of our proposed visit had been too much for him, and that he had
+found it desirable to retire to rest in the more prosaic habitation
+of the family down in the town. He had selected as substitute the
+most stalwart and capable of his sons, a man of the mature age of
+thirty-five. This person had the family attribute of readiness of
+resource and perfect confidence. The enthusiasm which had been too
+dangerously excited in the breast of his aged parent had been
+communicated to him. He was ready to go anywhere and cook anything,
+and having as a preliminary arranged a napkin under his arm, went
+bustling about the table disturbing imaginary flies and flicking off
+supposititious crumbs, as he had seen the waiter do in the restaurant
+at the hotel down in the town.
+
+"Signor had brought the cutlets? Si, and beautiful they were! How
+would signor like to have them done? Thus, or thus, or thus?" in a
+variety of ways which, whilst their recital far exceeded my limited
+knowledge of the language, filled me with fullest confidence in
+Giacommetti.
+
+That was his name, he told me in one of his bursts of confidence;
+and a very pretty name it is, though for brevity's sake it may be
+convenient hereafter to particularise him by the initial letter.
+
+As I was scarcely in a position to decide among the various
+appetising ways of cooking suggested by G., I said I would leave it
+to him.
+
+But, then, the signor could not make a dinner of cutlets. What else
+would he be so good as to like? Sausage, ham of York, and eggs--eggs
+_à la coque_ or presented as omelettes. No? Then signor would commence
+with soup? Finally _potage au riz_ was selected out of the
+embarrassment of riches poured at our feet by the enthusiastic G.
+
+There being yet an hour to dinner, we ascended the few steps that
+led to the summit of the hill on which the chapel is perched, a
+marvel to all new-comers by the highway of the Lake. The door was
+open, and we walked in. There was no light burning on the altar,
+nor any water in the stone basin by the door. But there was all
+the apparatus of worship--the gaudy toyshop above the grand altar,
+the tiny side chapels, with their pictures of the dying Saviour,
+and the confessional box, now thick with dust, and echoless of
+sob of penitent or counsel of confessor. It was evidently a poorly
+endowed chapel, the tinsel adornments being of the cheapest and
+the candles of the thinnest. But in some past generation a good
+Catholic had bestowed upon it an altarcloth of richest silk,
+daintily embroidered. The colours had faded out of the flowers,
+and the golden hue of the cloth had been grievously dimmed. Still
+it remained the one rich genuine piece of workmanship in a chapel
+disfigured by an overbearing hankering after paper flowers and
+tinsel.
+
+Early the next morning, whilst reposing under the magnificent
+counterpane on the bed of chopped straw, I was awakened by hearing
+the chapel bell ring for mass. I thought it must be the ghost of
+some disembodied priest, who had come up through the darkness of
+the night and the scarcely more luminous mist of the morning to
+say a mass for his own disturbed soul. But, as I presently learned,
+they were human hands that pulled the bell-rope, and a living
+priest said mass all by himself in this lonely chapel whilst dawn
+was breaking over a sleeping world.
+
+I saw him some hours later sitting on the kitchen dresser, in the
+sanctum where G. worked the mysteries of his art. He was resting
+his elbows on his knees as he leaned forward, and had in his mouth
+a large pipe, from which he vigorously puffed. I found him a very
+cheerful old gentleman, by no means unduly oppressed with the
+solemnity of this early mass in the lonely chapel. He lived down
+at Barbeng, at the back of the hill, and had come up this morning
+purely as a matter of business, and in partial fulfilment of a
+contract entered into with one of his parishioners, whose husband
+had been lost at sea whilst yet they were only twelve months
+married. The widow had scraped together sufficient money to have
+a due number of masses said on San Salvatore for the repose of the
+soul of her young husband. So once a week, whilst the contract ran,
+the old priest made his way up through the morning mist, tolled the
+bell, said the mass, and thereafter comforted himself with a
+voluminous pipe seated on the dresser in G.'s kitchen.
+
+This is a digression, and I confess I have rather lingered over it,
+as it kept the soup waiting.
+
+The preparation was brought in in a neat white bowl gracefully
+carried aloft by G., who still insisted upon going about with a
+napkin under his arm. Everything was in order except the soup. I
+like to think that the failure may have been entirely due to myself.
+G. had proposed quite a dozen soups, and I had ignorantly chosen
+the only one he could not make. The liquid was brown and greasy,
+smelling horribly of a something which in recognition of G.'s good
+intention I will call butter. The rice, which formed a principal
+component part, presented itself in conglomerate masses, as if G.,
+before placing it in the tureen, had squeezed portions of it in his
+hand.
+
+Perhaps he had, for he was not in the humour to spare himself trouble
+in his effort to make the banquet a success.
+
+We helped ourselves plentifully to the contents of the tureen, which
+was much easier to do than to settle the disposition of the soup. G.
+was in an ecstasy of delight at things having gone on so well thus
+far. He positively pervaded the place, nervously changing the napkin
+from arm to arm, and frantically flicking off imaginary crumbs. At
+length it happily occurred to him that it would be well to go and
+see after the cutlets. Whereupon we emptied the soup back into the
+tureen, and when G. returned were discovered wiping our lips with
+the air of people who had already dined.
+
+After all, there were the cutlets, and G. had not indulged in
+exaggerated approval of their excellence when in a state of nature.
+They were those dainty cuts into which veal naturally seems to
+resolve itself in butcher's shops on the Continent. We observed
+with concern that they looked a little burned in places when they
+came to the table, and the same attraction of variety was maintained
+in the disposition of salt. There were large districts in the area
+of the cutlet absolutely free from savouring. But then you came upon
+a small portion where the salt lay in drifts, and thus the average
+was preserved. We were very hungry and ate the cutlets, which, with
+an allowance of bread, made up the dinner. There were some potatoes,
+fried with great skill, amid much of the compound we had agreed to
+call butter. But, as I explained to G. in reply to a deprecatory
+gesture when he took away the floating mass untouched, I have not
+for more than three years been able to eat a potato. One of my
+relations was, about that date, choked by a piece of potato, and
+since then I have never touched them, especially when fried in a
+great deal of butter.
+
+We had some cheese, for which Earl Granville's family motto would
+serve as literal description. You might bend it, but could not
+break it. I never was partial to bent cheese, but we made a fair
+appearance with this part of the feast, owing to the arrival of
+G.'s dog, a miserable-looking cur, attracted to the banquet-hall
+by unwonted savours. He seemed to like the cheese; and G., when he
+came in with the coffee, was more than ever pleased with our
+appreciation of the good things provided for us.
+
+"Rosbif and chiss--ha!" he said, breaking forth into English, and
+smiling knowingly upon us.
+
+He felt he had probed the profoundest depths of the Englishman's
+gastronomical weakness.
+
+With the appearance of the coffee the real pleasure of the evening
+commenced. Along nearly the whole of one side of the banquet-hall
+ran a fireplace, a recess of the proportions of a spare bedroom in
+an ordinary English house. There were no "dogs" or other contrivance
+for minimising the spontaneity of a fire. There are granite quarries
+near, and these had contributed an enormous block which formed a
+hearth raised about six inches above the level of the floor. On this
+an armful of brushwood was placed; and the match applied, it began
+to burn with cheerful crackling laughter and pleasant flame,
+filling the room with a fragrant perfume. For all other light a
+feeble oil lamp twinkled high up on the wall, and a candle burned
+on the table where we had so luxuriantly dined.
+
+The fitful light shone on the oil paintings which partly hid the
+damp on the walls. There was a picture (not a bad one) of St.
+Sebastian pierced with arrows, and in his death-agony turning
+heavenward a beautiful face. There was the portrait of another
+monk holding on to a ladder, each rung of which was labelled with
+a cardinal virtue. There was a crucifixion or two, and what
+elsewhere might well pass for a family portrait--an elderly lady,
+with a cap of the period, nursing a spaniel. The damp had spared
+the spaniel whilst it made grave ravages upon the lady, eating
+a portion of her cheek and the whole of her left ear.
+
+G. having the dinner off his mind, and having, as was gathered
+from a fearsome clattering in the back premises, washed up the
+dishes, wandered about the shadows in the background and showed
+a disposition for conversation. It was now he unfolded that dream
+of the hotel some day to be built up here, with the porter in the
+hall, the waiters buzzing round, the old man, his father, in the
+receipt of custom, and he (G.) exercising his great natural talents
+in supervising the making of soup, the frying of potatoes, and
+the selection of elastic cheeses. He showed, with pardonable pride,
+a visitors' book in which was written "Leopold, Prince of Great
+Britain and Ireland." His Royal Highness came here one rainy day
+in 1876, riding on a mule, and escorted by a bedraggled suite.
+
+Did they partake of any refreshments?
+
+No; the father, G. frankly admits, lost his head in the excitement
+of the moment--a confession which confirms the impression that, on
+a much less auspicious occasion, it has been thought desirable that
+a younger and stronger man should assume the direction of affairs.
+To proffer Royalty _potage au riz_ on such brief notice was of course
+out of the question. But the fatuous old gentleman had permitted a
+Prince of Great Britain and Ireland to descend the mountain without
+having tasted any other of the comestibles which were doubtless on
+hand at the time, and portions of which most probably remain to
+this day.
+
+About eight o'clock there were indications from the shadowy
+portions of the banqueting chamber that G. was getting sleepy, and
+that the hour had arrived when it was usual for residents to retire
+for the night. Even on the top of a mountain one cannot go to bed
+at eight o'clock, and we affected to disregard these signals.
+Beginning gently, the yawns increased in intensity till they became
+phenomenal. At nine o'clock G. pointedly compared the hour of the
+day as between his watch and mine.
+
+It was hard to leave a bright wood fire and go to bed at nine
+o'clock; but G. was irresistible. He literally yawned us out of
+the room, up the staircase, and into the bed-chamber. There was a
+key hanging by the outside of the door the size of a small club,
+and weighing several pounds. On the inside the keyhole, contrary to
+habitude, was in the centre of the door. From this point of approach
+it was, however, useful rather for ventilation than for any other
+purpose, since the key would not enter. Looking about for some means
+of securing the door against possible intrusions on the part of G.
+with a new soup, I discovered the trunk of a young tree standing
+against the wall. The next discovery was recesses in the wall on
+either side of the door, which suggested the evident purpose of the
+colossal bar. With this across the door one might sleep in peace,
+and I did till eight o'clock in the morning.
+
+G. had been instructed to call us at sunrise if the morning were
+fair. As it happened, our ill luck of the evening was repeated in
+the morning. A thick mist obscured all around us, though as we
+passed down to civilisation and Lugano the sun, growing stronger,
+lifted wreaths of white mist, and showed valley, and lake, and
+town bathed in glorious light.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+THE PRINCE OF WALES
+
+We in this country have grown accustomed to the existence of the
+Prince of Wales, and his personality, real and fabulous, is not
+unfamiliar on the other side of the Atlantic. But if we come to
+think of it, it is a very strange phenomenon. The only way to
+realise its immensity is to conceive its creation today, supposing
+that heretofore through the history of England there had been
+no such institution. A child is born in accidental circumstances
+and with chance connections that might just as reasonably have
+fallen to the lot of some other entity. He grows from childhood
+through youth into manhood, and all the stages, with increasing
+devotion and deference, he is made the object of reverential
+solicitude. All his wants are provided for, even anticipated. He
+is the first person to be considered wherever he goes. Men who
+have won renown in Parliament, in the camp, in literature, doff
+their hats at his coming, and high-born ladies curtsey.
+
+It is all very strange; but so is the rising of the sun and the
+sequence of the moon. We grow accustomed to everything and take
+the Prince of Wales like the solar system as a matter of course.
+
+Reflection on the singularity of his position leads to sincere
+admiration of the manner in which the Prince fills it. Take it for
+all in all, there is no post in English public life so difficult
+to fill, not only without reproach, but with success. Day and night
+the Prince lives under the bull's-eye light of the lantern of a
+prying public. He is more talked about, written about, and pulled
+about than any Englishman, except, perhaps, Mr. Gladstone. But Mr.
+Gladstone stands on level ground with his countrymen. If he is
+attacked or misrepresented, he can hit back again. The position of
+the Prince of Wales imposes upon him the impassivity of the target
+used in ordinary rifle practice. Whatever is said or written about
+him, he can make no reply, and the happy result which in the main
+follows upon this necessary attitude suggests that it might with
+advantage be more widely adopted.
+
+Probably in the dead, unhappy night when the rain was on the roof
+and the Tranby Croft scandal was on everybody's tongue, the Prince
+of Wales had some bad quarters of an hour. But whatever he felt or
+suffered, he made no sign. To see him sitting in the chair on the
+bench in court whilst that famous trial was proceeding, no one, not
+having prior knowledge of the fact, would have guessed that he had
+the slightest personal interest in the affair. There was danger of
+his even over-doing the attitude of indifference. But he escaped it,
+and was exactly as smiling, debonair and courtly as if he were in
+his box at the theatre watching the development of some quite other
+dramatic performance. He has all the courage of his race, and his
+long training has steeled his nerves.
+
+It would be so easy for the Prince of Wales to make mistakes that
+would alienate from him the affection which is now his in unstinted
+measure. There are plenty of precedents, and a fatal fulness of
+exemplars. Take, for example, his relations with political life. It
+would not be possible for him now, as a Prince of Wales did at the
+beginning of the century, to form a Parliamentary party, and
+control votes in the House of Commons by cabals hatched at
+Marlborough House. But he might, if he were so disposed, in less
+occult ways meddle in politics. As a matter of fact, noteworthy and
+of highest honour to the Prince, the outside public have not the
+slightest idea to which side of politics his mind is biassed. They
+know all about his private life, what he eats, and how much; how he
+dresses, whom he talks to, what he does from the comparatively
+early hour at which he rises to the decidedly late one at which he
+goes to bed. But in all the gossip daily poured forth about him
+there is never a hint as to whether he prefers the politics of Tory
+or Liberal, the company of Lord Salisbury or Mr. Gladstone.
+
+In a country where every man in whatever station of life is a keen
+politician, this is a great thing to say for one in the position of
+the Prince of Wales.
+
+This absolute impartiality of attitude does not arise from
+indifference to politics or to the current of political warfare.
+The Prince is a Peer of Parliament, sits as Duke of Cornwall, and
+under that name figures in the division lists on the rare occasions
+when he votes. When any important debate is taking place in the
+House, he is sure to be found in his corner seat on the front Cross
+Bench, an attentive listener. Nor does he confine his attention to
+proceedings in the House of Lords. In the Commons there is no more
+familiar figure than his seated in the Peers' Gallery over the
+clock, with folded hands irreproachably gloved, resting on the
+rail before him as he leans forward and watches with keen interest
+the sometimes tumultuous scene.
+
+Thus he sat one afternoon in the spring of the session of 1875. He
+had come down to hear a speech with which his friend, Mr. Chaplin,
+was known to be primed. The House was crowded in every part, a
+number of Peers forming the Prince's suite in the gallery, while
+the lofty figure of Count Munster, German Ambassador, towered at
+his right hand, divided by the partition between the Peers'
+Gallery and that set apart for distinguished strangers. It was a
+great occasion for Mr. Chaplin, who sat below the gangway visibly
+pluming himself and almost audibly purring in anticipation of
+coming triumph. But a few days earlier the eminent orator had the
+misfortune to incur the resentment of Mr. Joseph Gillis Biggar.
+All unknown to him, Joseph Gillis was now lying in wait, and just
+as the Speaker was about to call on the orator of the evening,
+the Member for Cavan rose and observed,--
+
+"Mr. Speaker, Sir, I believe there are strangers in the house."
+
+The House of Commons, tied and bound by its own archaic
+regulations, had no appeal against the whim of the indomitable
+Joey B. He had spied strangers in due form, and out they must go.
+So they filed forth, the Prince of Wales at the head of them, the
+proud English Peers following, and by another exit the Envoy of the
+most potent sovereign of the Continent, representative of a nation
+still flushed with the overthrow of France--all publicly and
+peremptorily expelled at the raising of the finger of an uneducated,
+obscure Irishman, who, when not concerned with the affairs of the
+Imperial Parliament, was curing bacon at Belfast and selling it at
+enhanced prices to the Saxon in the Liverpool market.
+
+The Prince of Wales bore this unparalleled indignity with the good
+humour which is one of his richest endowments. He possesses in rare
+degree the faculty of being amused and interested. The British
+workman, who insists on his day's labour being limited by eight
+hours, would go into armed revolt if he were called upon to toil
+through so long a day as the Prince habitually faces. Some of its
+engagements are terribly boring, but the Prince smiles his way
+through what would kill an ordinary man. His manner is charmingly
+unaffected, and through all the varying duties and circumstances of
+the day he manages to say and do the right thing. It is not a heroic
+life, but it is in its way a useful one, and must be exceedingly hard
+to live.
+
+Watching the Prince of Wales moving through an assemblage, whether
+it be as he enters a public meeting or as he strolls about the
+greensward at Marlborough House on the occasion of a garden party,
+the observer may get some faint idea of the strain ever upon him. You
+can see his eyes glancing rapidly along the line of the crowd in
+search of some one whom he can make happy for the day by a smile or a
+nod of recognition. If there were one there who might expect the
+honour, and who was passed over, the Prince knows full well how sore
+would be the heart-burning.
+
+There is nothing prettier at the garden party than to see him walking
+through the crowd of brave men and fair women with the Queen on his
+arm. Her Majesty used in days gone by to be habile enough at the
+performance of this imperative duty laid upon Royalty of singling
+out persons for recognition. Now, when he is in her company, the
+Prince of Wales does it for her. Escorting her, bare-headed,
+through the throng; he glances swiftly to right or left, and when he
+sees some one whom he thinks the Queen should smile upon he whispers
+the name. The Queen thereupon does her share in contributing to the
+sum of human happiness.
+
+It is, as I began by saying, all very strange if we look calmly at it.
+But, in the present order of things, it has to be done. It is the
+Prince of Wales's daily work, and it is impossible to conceive it
+accomplished with fuller appearance of real pleasure on the part of
+the active agent.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+A HISTORIC CROWD.
+
+"I very much regret that so much of your valuable time has been
+absorbed," said the Lord Chief Justice, speaking to the Tichborne
+Jury, as the massive form of the Claimant vanished through the side
+door, never more to enter the Court of Queen's Bench; "but it will
+be a consolation to you to think that your names will be associated
+in history with the most remarkable trial that has ever occurred in
+the annals of England."
+
+There was another jury outside Sir Alexander Cockburn's immediate
+observation that always struck me, and I saw a good deal of it, as
+not the least notable feature in the great trial that at one time
+engrossed the attention of the English-speaking race. That was the
+crowd that gathered outside the Courts of Justice, then still an
+adjunct of Westminster Hall.
+
+As there never was before a trial like that of the Claimant, so
+there never was a crowd like this. It had followed him through all
+the vicissitudes of his appeal to the jury of his countrymen, and
+of his countrymen's subsequently handing him over to another jury
+upon a fresh appeal. It began to flood the broad spaces at the
+bottom of Parliament Street in far-off days when the case of
+Tichborne _v._ Lushington was opened in the Sessions House, and it
+continued without weariness or falling-off all through the progress
+of the civil suit, beginning again with freshened zeal with the
+commencement of the criminal trial.
+
+Like the Severn, Palace Yard filled twice a day whilst the blue
+brougham had its daily mission to perform, the crowd assembling in
+the morning to welcome the coming Claimant, and foregathering in
+the evening to speed him on his departure westward. It ranged in
+numbers from 5000 down to 1000. Put the average at 3000, multiply
+it by 291, the aggregate number of days which the Claimant was
+before the Courts in his varied character of plaintiff and
+defendant, and we have 873,000 as the total of the assemblage.
+
+As a rule, the congregation of Monday was the largest of the week.
+Why this should be, students of the manners of this notable crowd
+were not agreed. Some held that the circumstance was to be accounted
+for by the fact that two days had elapsed during which the Claimant
+was not on view, and that on Monday the crowd came back, like a
+giant refreshed, to the feast, which, by regular repetition, had
+partially palled on Friday's appetite. Others found the desired
+explanation in the habit which partly obtains among the labouring
+classes of taking Monday as a second day of rest in the week, and
+of devoting a portion of it to the duty of going down to Westminster
+Hall to cheer "Sir Roger."
+
+Probably both causes united to bring together the greater crowd of
+Monday afternoons. It must not be supposed that the mob was composed
+wholly or principally of what are called the working classes. When
+an hon. member rose in the House of Commons, and complained of the
+inconvenience occasioned to legislators by the "Tichborne crowd,"
+another member observed that, relative numbers considered, the House
+of Commons contributed as much to swell the throng as any other
+section of the people. During the last months of the trial, if any
+class predominated it was that which came from the provinces. The
+Claimant was undoubtedly one of the sights of London and before his
+greater attraction the traditional Monument which elsewhere--
+
+ "Lifts its tall head and like a bully lies,"
+
+sank into absolute insignificance. Not to have seen the Claimant,
+argued the London of the period unknown. Fashionably dressed ladies
+and exquisitely attired gentlemen battled for front places upon the
+pavement with sturdy agriculturists who had brought their wives and
+daughters to see "Sir Roger," and who had not the slightest
+intention of going back till they had accomplished their desire.
+
+It came to pass that there were some two hundred faces in the crowd
+familiar to the police as daily attendants at the four o'clock
+festival in Palace Yard. Day after day, they came to feast their
+eyes on the portly figure of "Sir Roger," and, having gazed their
+fill, went away, to return again on the morrow. There was one aged
+gentleman whose grey gaiters, long-tailed coat, and massive umbrella
+were as familiar in Palace Yard as are the features on the clock-face
+in the tower. He came up from somewhere in the country in the days
+when Kenealy commenced his first speech, and, being a hale old man,
+he survived long enough to be in the neighbourhood when the learned
+gentleman had finished his second. At the outset, he was wont to
+fight gallantly for a place of vantage in the ranks near the arch-way
+of the Hall. Then, before the advances of younger and stouter
+newcomers, he faded away into the background. Towards the end, he
+wandered about outside the railings in Bridge Street, and, as the
+clock struck four, got the umbrella as near as its natural
+obstructiveness would permit to the carriage-gate whence the
+Claimant's brougham was presently to issue.
+
+At first the police authorities dealt with the assembly in the
+ordinary manner, a more or less sufficient force being told off for
+the duty of keeping the thoroughfare clear. It soon became manifest
+that the Tichborne crowd, like everything else in connection with
+the trial, required especial treatment, and accordingly a carefully
+elaborated scheme was prepared. Superintendent Denning had under his
+command, for the preservation of peace and order in Palace Yard and
+the adjacent thoroughfares, not less than sixty men. One or two were
+stationed in the justice-chamber itself, and must by the time the
+verdict had been delivered have got pretty well up in the details of
+the case. Others guarded the entrance-door; others lined the passage
+into the yard, others were disposed about the yard itself; whilst,
+after three o'clock, two strong companies stood in reserve in the
+sheds that flank the entrance to the Hall. At half past three the
+crowd began to assemble, building itself up upon the little nucleus
+that had been hanging about all day. The favourite standpoint,
+especially in the cold, uncertain winter weather that marked the
+conclusion of the trial, was inside Westminster Hall, where the
+people were massed on the far side of a temporary barricade which
+the Tichborne case called into being, the railing of which was worn
+black by the touch of the hands of the faithful.
+
+Outside, in the yard, the crowd momentarily thickened till it formed
+a dense lane, opening out from the front of the Hall, and turning to
+the left down to the south carriage-gate. The railings in Bridge
+Street and St. Margaret's Street were banked with people, and ranks
+were formed on the pavement in front of the grass-plot. At a quarter
+to four the policemen under the shed received the word of command,
+and marched out into St. Margaret's Street, some filing off to take
+charge of the gates, whilst the rest were drawn up on the pavement
+opposite and at the corner of Bridge Street, with the mission of
+preventing rushes after the Claimant's carriage as it drove through.
+A few minutes later the distinguished vehicle itself--a plain,
+dark-blue brougham, drawn by a finely bred bay mare--drove into the
+yard, and, taking up its position a little on one side of the entrance
+to the Hall, became the object of curious and respectful consideration.
+As the great clock boomed four strokes, the doors of the Court opened,
+and the privileged few who had been present at the day's proceedings
+issued forth.
+
+The excitement increased as the Court emptied, culminating when,
+after a brief lull, the Claimant himself appeared, and waddled down
+the living lane that marked the route to his carriage. There was
+much cheering and a great amount of pocket-handkerchief waving,
+which "Sir Roger" acknowledged by raising his hat and smiling that
+"smile of peculiar sweetness and grace" which Dr. Kenealy brought
+under the notice of the three judges and a special jury. As the
+Claimant walked through the doorway, closely followed by the
+Inspector, the policemen on guard suddenly closed the doors, and
+the public within Westminster Hall found themselves netted and
+hopelessly frustrated in what was evidently their intention of
+rushing out and sharing the outside crowd's privilege of staring
+at the Claimant, as he actually stepped into his carriage.
+
+The outside throng in Palace Yard, meanwhile, made the most of
+their special privilege, crowding round "Sir Roger" and cheering
+in a manner that made the bay mare plunge and rear. With the least
+possible delay, the Claimant is got into the brougham, the door is
+banged to, and the bay mare is driven swiftly through the Yard, the
+crowd closing in behind. But when they reach the gates, and essay
+to pass and flood the streets beyond, where the gigantic umbrella
+of the aged gentleman looms uplifted over the shoulders of the line
+of police like the section of a windmill sail, the iron gates are
+swung to, and this, the second and larger portion of the crowd, is
+likewise safely trapped, and can gaze upon the retreating brougham
+only through iron bars that, in this instance at least, "do make a
+cage." There are not many people outside, for it is hard to catch
+even a passing glimpse of the occupant of the carriage as it drives
+swiftly westward to Pimlico, finally pulling up in a broad street of
+a severely respectable appearance, not to be marred even by the near
+contiguity of Millbank convict prison.
+
+Here also is a crowd, though only a small one, and select to wit,
+being composed chiefly of well-dressed ladies, forming part of a
+band of pilgrims who daily walked up and down the street, waiting
+and watching the outgoing and incoming of "Sir Roger." They are
+rewarded by the polite upraising of "Sir Roger's" hat, and a further
+diffusion of the sweet and gracious smile; and having seen the door
+shut upon the portly form, and having watched the brougham drive
+off, they, too, go their way, and the drama is over for the day.
+
+But the crowd in and about Palace Yard have not accomplished their
+mission when they have seen the blue brougham fade in the distance.
+There is the "Doctor" to come yet, and all the cheering has to be
+repeated, even with added volume of sound. When the Claimant has
+got clear away, and the crowd have had a moment or two of
+breathing-time, the "Doctor" walks forth from the counsels'
+entrance, and is received with a burst of cheering and clapping
+of hands, which, "just like Sir Roger", he acknowledges by raising
+his hat, but, unlike him, permits no trace of a smile to illumine
+his face. Without looking right or left, the "Doctor" walks
+northward, raising his hat as he passes the caged and cheering
+crowd in Palace Yard. With the same grave countenance, not moved in
+the slightest degree by the comical effect of the big men in the
+crowd at his heels waving their hats over his head, the "Doctor"
+crosses Bridge Street, and walks into Parliament Street, as far as
+the Treasury, where a cab is waiting. Into this he gets with much
+deliberation, and, with a final waving of his hat, and always with
+the same imperturbable countenance, is driven off, and Parliament
+Street, subsiding from the turmoil in which the running, laughing,
+shouting mob have temporarily thrown it, finds time to wonder
+whether it would not have been more convenient for all concerned if
+the "Doctor's" cab had picked him up at the door of Westminster Hall.
+
+Slowly approached the end of this marvellous, and to a succeeding
+generation almost incredible, and altogether inexplicable,
+phenomenon. It came about noon, on Saturday, the final day of
+February, 1874.
+
+A few minutes before ten o'clock on that morning the familiar bay
+mare and the well-known blue brougham--where are they now?--appeared
+in sight, with a contingent of volunteer running footmen, who
+cheered "Sir Roger" with unabated enthusiasm. As the carriage passed
+through into the yard, a cordon of police promptly drew up behind it
+across the gateway, and stopped the crowd that would have entered
+with it. But inside there was, within reasonable limits, no
+restraint upon the movements of the Claimant's admirers, who lustily
+cheered, and wildly waved their hats, drowning in the greater sound
+the hisses that came from a portion of the assemblage. The Claimant
+looked many shades graver than in the days when Kenealy's speech
+was in progress. Nevertheless, he smiled acknowledgment of the
+reception, and repeatedly raised his hat. When he had passed in,
+the throng in Palace Yard rapidly vanished, not more than a couple
+of hundred remaining in a state of vague expectation. Westminster
+Hall itself continued to be moderately full, a compact section of
+the crowd that had secured places of vantage between the barricade
+and the temporary telegraph station evidently being prepared to see
+it out at whatever hour the end might come.
+
+For the next hour there was scarcely any movement in the Hall, save
+that occasioned by persons who lounged in, looked round, and either
+ranged themselves in the ranks behind the policemen, or strolled
+out again, holding to the generally prevalent belief that if they
+returned at two o'clock they would still have sufficient hours to
+wait. In the Yard a thin line extended from the side of the Hall
+gateway backwards to the railings in St. Margaret's Street, with
+another line drawn up across the far edge of the broad carriage-way
+before the entrance. There was no ostentatious show of police, but
+they had a way of silently filing out from under the sheds or out
+of the Commons' gateway in proportion as the crowd thickened, which
+conveyed the impression that there was a force somewhere about that
+would prove sufficient to meet any emergency. As a matter of fact,
+Mr. Superintendent Denning had under his command three hundred men,
+who had marched down to Westminster Hall at six o'clock in the
+morning, and were chiefly disposed in reserve, ready for action as
+circumstances might dictate.
+
+At half-past eleven, there being not more than three or four hundred
+people in Palace Yard, a number of Press messengers, rushing
+helter-skelter out of the court and into waiting cabs, indicated the
+arrival of some critical juncture within the jealously guarded
+portals. Presently it was whispered that the Lord Chief Justice had
+finished his summing up, and that Mr. Justice Mellor was addressing
+the jury. A buzz of conversation rose and fell in the Hall, and the
+ranks drew closer up, waiting in silence the consummation that could
+not now be far distant.
+
+The news spread with surprising swiftness, not only in Palace Yard,
+but throughout Bridge Street and St. Margaret's Street, and the
+railings looking thence into the yard became gradually banked with
+rows of earnest faces. Little groups formed on the pavement about
+the corners of Parliament Street. Faces appeared at the windows of
+the houses overlooking the Yard, and the whole locality assumed an
+aspect of grave and anxious expectation. A few minutes after the
+clock in the tower had slowly boomed forth twelve strokes it was
+known in the Bail Court, where a dozen rapid hands were writing out
+words the echo of which had scarcely died away in the inner court,
+that the Judges had finished their task, and that the Jury had
+retired to consider their verdict. It was known also in the lobbies,
+where a throng of gowned and wigged barristers were assembled,
+hanging on as the fringe of the densely packed audience that sat
+behind the Claimant, and overflowed by the opened doorway. Thence
+it reached the crowd outside, and after the first movement and hum
+of conversation had subsided, a dead silence fell upon Westminster
+Hall, and all eyes were fixed upon the door by which, at any moment,
+messengers might issue with the word or words up to the utterance of
+which by the Foreman of the Jury the great trial slowly dragged its
+length.
+
+Half an hour later the door burst open, and messengers came leaping
+in breathless haste down the steps and across the Hall, shouting as
+they ran,--
+
+"Guilty! Guilty on all counts!" The words were taken up by the
+crowd, and passed from mouth to mouth in voices scarcely above a
+whisper. It was a flock of junior barristers, issuing from the
+court, radiant and laughing, who brought the next news.
+
+"Fourteen years! Fourteen years!" they called out.
+
+This time the crowd in Westminster Hall took up the cry in louder
+tones, and there was some attempt at cheering, but it did not
+prevail. The less dense crowd in the Yard received the intelligence
+without any demonstration and after a brief pause made off with one
+consent for the judges' entrance in St. Margaret's Street, where,
+peradventure, they might see the prisoner taken away, or at least
+would catch a glimpse of the judges and counsel.
+
+From this hour up to nearly four o'clock the crowd, in numbers far
+exceeding those present at the first intimation of the verdict and
+sentence, hung about St. Margaret's Street and Palace Yard waiting
+for the coming forth of the prisoner, who had long ago been safely
+lodged in Newgate. They did not know that as soon as the convict
+was given in charge of the tipstaff of the court he was led away by
+Inspector Denning, along a carefully planned and circuitous route
+that entirely baffled the curiosity of the waiting crowd. Through the
+Court of Exchequer the prisoner and his guards went, by the members'
+private staircase, across the lobby, along the corridor, through the
+smoking-room into the Commons Courtyard, where a plain police
+omnibus was in waiting with an escort of eleven men. In this the
+prisoner took his seat, and was driven through the Victoria Tower
+gate _en route_ for Newgate. He accompanied his custodians as quietly
+as if they were conducting him to his brougham, and only once broke
+the silence of the journey to Newgate.
+
+"It's very hot," he said, as he panted along the passages of the
+House of Commons, "and I am so fat."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+WITH PEGGOTTY AND HAM.
+
+A careful survey of the map of Kent will disclose Lydd lying within
+four miles of the coast, in the most southerly portion of the
+promontory tipped by Dungeness. Lydd has now its own branch line
+from Ashford, but when I first knew it the nearest point by rail on
+one hand was Folkestone, and on the other Appledore. Between these
+several points lies a devious road, sometimes picking its way
+through the marshes, and occasionally breaking in upon a sinking
+village, which it would probably be delightful to dwell in if it
+did not lie so low, was not so damp, and did not furnish the
+inhabitants with an opportunity for obtaining remarkably close
+acquaintance with the symptoms of the ague. Few of the marsh towns
+are more picturesque than Lydd, owing to the sturdy independence
+shown by the architects of the houses, and to the persistent and
+successful efforts made to avoid anything like a straight line in
+the formation of the streets. The houses cluster "anyhow" round the
+old church, and seem to have dropped accidentally down in all sorts
+of odd nooks and corners. They face all ways, and stand at angles,
+several going the length of turning their backs upon the streets and
+placidly opening out from their front door into the nearest field.
+
+In the main street, through which her Majesty's cart passes, and
+along which all the posting is done, a serious attempt has made at
+the production of something like an ordinary street. But even here
+the approach to regularity is a failure, owing to some of the houses
+along the line putting forth a porch, or blooming into a row of
+utterly unnecessary pillars before the parlour windows. In short,
+Lydd, being entirely out of the tracks of the world, cares little for
+what other towns may do, and has just built its houses where and how
+it pleased. Between Dungeness and Lydd there is an expanse of shingle
+which makes the transit an arduous undertaking, and one not to be
+accomplished easily without the aid of "backstays" (pronounced
+"backster"), a simple contrivance somewhat upon the principle of
+snowshoes. When the proneness to slip off the unaccustomed foot has
+been overcome, backstays are not so awkward as they look. A couple of
+flat pieces of inch-thick wood, four inches wide by six long, with a
+loop of leather defectively fastened for the insertion of the foot
+went to make up the pair of "backsters" by whose assistance I
+succeeded in traversing two miles of rough, loose shingle that
+separates the southern and eastern edge of Lydd marsh from the sea.
+
+The lighthouse stands on the farthest point, jutting into the sea,
+and has at the right of it West Bay, and on the left East Bay. A
+signboard on the top of a pole stuck in the shingle, almost within
+hail of the lighthouse, announces the proximity of "The Pilot." "The
+Pilot" is a small shanty run up on the shingle, and possessed of
+accommodation about equal in extent to that afforded by the
+residence of the Peggottys. Reminiscences of the well-known abode on
+the beach at Yarmouth are further favoured, as we draw nearer, by
+the appearance of the son of the house, who comes lounging out in a
+pilot-cloth suit, with a telescope under his arm, and a smile of
+welcome upon his bright, honest face. This must be Ham, who we find
+occupies the responsible position of signalman at this station, and
+frequently has the current of his life stirred by the appearance of
+strange sail upon the horizon. Peggotty, his father, is the proprietor
+of "The Pilot," which hostelry drives a more or less extensive trade
+in malt liquor with the eight men constituting the garrison of a
+neighbouring fort, supplemented by such stray customers as wind and
+tide may bring in.
+
+I made the acquaintance of the Peggotty family and was made free of
+the cabin many years ago, in the dark winter time when the _Northfleet_
+went down off Dungeness, and over three hundred passengers were lost.
+All the coast was then alive with expectancy of some moment finding
+the sea crowded with the bodies of the drowned. The nine days during
+which, according to all experience at Dungeness, the sea might hold
+its dead were past, and at any moment the resurrection might
+commence. But it never came, and other theories had to be broached
+to explain the unprecedented circumstance. The most generally
+acceptable, because the most absolutely irrefragable, was that the
+dead men and women had been carried away by an under-current out
+into the Atlantic, and for ever lost amid its wilds.
+
+My old friend Peggotty tells me, in a quiet, matter-of-fact manner,
+a story much more weird than this. He says that after we watchers
+had left the scene, the divers got fairly to work and attained a
+fair run of the ship. They found she lay broadside on to a bank of
+sand, by the edge of which she had sunk till it overtopped her
+decks. By the action of the tide the sand had drifted over the ship,
+and had even at that early date commenced to bury her. The bodies
+of the passengers were there by the hundred, all huddled together
+on the lee-side.
+
+"The divers could not see them," Peggotty adds, "for what with the
+mud and sand the water is pretty thick down there. But they could
+feel them well enough--an arm sticking out there, and a knee sticking
+out here, and sometimes half a body clear of the silt, owing to lying
+one over another. They could have got them all up easy enough, and
+would, too, if they had been paid for it. They were told that they
+were to have a pound apiece for all they brought up. They sent up
+one, but there was no money for it, and no one particularly glad to
+see it, and so they left them all there, snug enough as far as
+burying goes. The diving turned out a poor affair altogether. The
+cargo wasn't much good for bringing up, bein' chiefly railway iron,
+spades, and such like. There were one or two sales at Dover of odd
+stores they brought up, but it didn't fetch in much altogether, and
+they soon gave up the job as a bad un."
+
+The years have brought little change to this strange out-of-the-way
+corner of the world, an additional wreck or two being scarcely a
+noteworthy incident. The section of an old boat in which, with
+fortuitous bits of building tacked on at odd times as necessity has
+arisen, the Peggottys live is as brightly tarred as ever, and still
+stoutly braves the gales in which many a fine ship has foundered
+just outside the front door. One peculiarity of the otherwise
+desirable residence is that, with the wind blowing either from the
+eastward, westward, or southward, Mrs. Peggotty will never allow
+the front door to be opened. As these quarters of the wind
+comprehend a considerable stretch of possible weather, the
+consequence is that the visitor approaching the house in the usual
+manner is on eight days out of ten disturbed by the apparition of
+Peggotty at the little look-out window, violently, and to the
+stranger, mysteriously, beckoning him away to the northward,
+apparently in the direction of the lighthouse.
+
+This means, however, only that he is to go round by the back, and
+the _détour_ is not to be regretted, as it leads by Peggotty's garden,
+which in its way is a marvel, a monument of indomitable struggle
+with adverse circumstances. It is not a large plot of ground, and
+perhaps looks unduly small by reason of being packed in by a high
+paling, made of the staves of wrecked barrels and designed to keep
+the sand and grit from blowing across it. But it is large enough
+to produce a serviceable crop of potatoes, which, with peas and
+beans galore occupy the centre beds, Peggotty indulging a weakness
+for wallflowers and big red tulips on the narrow fringe of soil
+running under the shadow of the palings. The peculiarity about the
+garden is that every handful of soil that lies upon it has been
+carried on Peggotty's back across the four-mile waste of shingle
+that separates the sea-coast from Lydd. That is, perhaps, as severe
+a test as could be applied to a man's predilection for a garden.
+There are many people who like to have a bit of garden at the back
+of their house. But how many would gratify their taste at the expense
+of bringing the soil on their own backs, plodding on "backstays"
+over four miles of loose shingle?
+
+One important change has happened in this little household since I
+last sat by its hearthstone. Ham is married, and is, in some
+incomprehensible manner, understood to reside both at Lydd with
+Mrs. Ham and at the cabin with his mother. As for Mrs. Peggotty,
+she is as lively and as "managing" as ever--perhaps a trifle smaller
+in appearance, and with her smooth clean face more than ever
+suggestive of the idea of a pebble smoothed and shaped by the action
+of the tide.
+
+I find on chatting with Peggotty that the old gentleman's mind is in
+somewhat of a chaotic state with respect to the wrecks that abound
+in the bay. He has been here for forty-eight years, and the fact is,
+in that time, he has seen so many wrecks that the timbers are, as it
+were, floating in an indistinguishable mass through his mind, and
+when he tries to recall events connected with them, the jib-boom of
+"the _Rhoda_ brig" gets mixed up with the rigging of "the _Spendthrift_,"
+and "the _Branch_, a coal-loaded brig," that came to grief thirty years
+ago, gets inextricably mixed up with the "Rooshian wessel." But,
+looking with far-away gaze towards the Ness Lighthouse, and sweeping
+slowly round as far east as New Romney, Peggotty can tot off a number
+of wrecks, now to be seen at low water, which with others, the names
+whereof he "can't just remember," bring the total past a score.
+
+The first he sees on this side of the lighthouse is the _Mary_, a bit
+of black hull that has been lying there for more than twenty years.
+She was "bound somewheres in France," and running round the Ness,
+looking for shelter in the bay, stuck fast in the sand, "and broke
+up in less than no time." She was loaded with linseed and
+millstones, which I suspect, from a slight tinge of sadness in
+Peggotty's voice as he mentioned the circumstance, is not for people
+living on the coast the best cargo which ships that _will_ go down in
+the bay might be loaded with. Indeed, I may remark that though
+Peggotty, struggling with the recollections of nearly fifty years,
+frequently fails to remember the name of the ship whose wreck shows
+up through the sand, the nature of her cargo comes back to him with
+singular freshness.
+
+Near the _Mary_ is another French ship, which had been brought to
+anchor there in order that the captain might run ashore and visit
+the ship's agent at Lydd. Whilst he was ashore a gale of wind came
+on "easterdly"; ship drifted down on Ness Point, and knocked right
+up on the shore, the crew scrambling out on to dry land as she went
+to pieces. Another bit of wreck over there is all that is left of the
+_Westbourne_, of Chichester, coal-laden. She was running for Ness Point
+at night, and, getting too far in, struck where she lay, and all the
+crew save one were drowned. Nearer is the _Branch_, also a coal-loaded
+brig, a circumstance which suggests to Peggotty the parenthetical
+remark that "at times there is a good deal of coal about the shingle."
+A little more to the east is "the Rooshian wessel _Nicholas I._," in
+which Peggotty has a special interest so strong that he forgets to
+mention what her cargo was. It is forty-six years since _Nicholas I._
+came to grief; and no other help being near, the whole of the crew
+were saved through the instrumentality of Peggotty's dog. It was
+broad daylight, with a sea running no boat could live in. The
+"Rooshian" was rapidly breaking up, and the crew were shrieking in
+an unknown tongue, the little group on shore well knowing that the
+unfamiliar sound was a cry for help. Peggotty's Newfoundland dog was
+there, barking with mad delight at the huge waves that came tumbling
+on the shore, when it occurred to Peggotty that perhaps the dog
+could swim out to the drowning men. So he signalled him off, and in
+the dog went, gallantly buffeting the waves till it reached the ship.
+The Russian sailors tied a piece of rope to a stick, put the stick in
+the dog's mouth, and he, leaping overboard, carried it safely to
+shore, and a line of communication being thus formed, every soul on
+board was saved.
+
+"They've got it in the school-books for the little children to
+read," Peggotty says, permitting himself to indulge in the
+slightest possible chuckle. I could not ascertain what particular
+school-book was meant, because last winter, when another Russian
+ship came ashore here and was totally wrecked, Peggotty presented
+the captain with his only copy of the work as a souvenir of the
+compulsory visit. But when we returned to the cabin, Mrs. Peggotty
+brought down a faded, yellow, much-worn copy of the _Kent Herald_,
+in which an account of the incident appears among other items of
+the local news of the day.
+
+Further eastward are the remains of a West Indiaman, loaded with
+mahogany and turtles, the latter disappearing in a manner still a
+marvel at Dungeness, whilst of the former a good deal of salvage
+money was made. It is not far from this wreck that the Russian
+last-mentioned came to grief. She met her fate in a peculiarly sad
+manner. The _Alliance_, a tar-loaded vessel, drifting inwards before
+a strong east wind, began to burn pitch barrels as a signal for
+assistance. The Russian, thinking she was on fire, ran down to her
+assistance, and took the ground close by. Both ships were totally
+wrecked, and the crews saved with no other property save
+the clothes they stood in.
+
+Still glancing from Dungeness eastward, we see at every hundred
+yards a black mass of timber, sometimes showing the full length of
+a ship, oftener only a few jagged ribs marking where the carcase
+lies deeply embedded. Each has its name and its history, and is a
+memento of some terrible disaster in which strong ships have been
+broken up as if they were built of cardboard, and through which
+men and women have not always successfully struggled for life.
+
+"We don't have so much loss of life in this bay as in the west bay
+round the point," said Ham. "Here, you see, when there's been a
+rumpus, the water quiets soon after, and the shipwrecked folk can
+take to their boats; on the other side the water is rougher, and
+there's less chance for them. There was one wreck here not long
+since, though, when all hands were lost. It was a Danish ship that
+came running down one stormy night, and run ashore there before
+she could make the light. We saw her flash her flare-up lights,
+and made ready to help her, but before we could get up she went to
+pieces, and what is most singular, never since has a body been seen
+from the wreck. Ah, sir, it's a bad spot. Often between Saturday
+and Monday you'll see three fine ships all stranded together on this
+beach. When there's a big wreck like the _Northfleet_ over there,
+everybody talks about it, and all the world knows full particulars.
+But there's many and many a shipwreck here the newspapers never
+notice, and hundreds of ships get on, and with luck get off, without
+a word being said anywhere."
+
+"There's mother signallin' the heggs and bakin is done," said
+Peggotty, looking back at the cabin, where a white apron waved out
+of one of the port-holes that served for window.
+
+So we turned and left this haunted spot, where, with the ebbing
+tide, twenty-three wrecks, one after the other, thrust forth a
+rugged rib or a jagged spar to remind the passer-by of a tragedy.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+TO THOSE ABOUT TO BECOME JOURNALISTS.
+
+AN OPEN LETTER.
+
+My dear young friends,__
+I suppose no one not prominently engaged in journalism knows how
+widely spread is the human conviction that, failing all else, any
+one can "write for the papers," making a lucrative living on easy
+terms, amid agreeable circumstances. I have often wondered how
+Dickens, familiar as he was with this frailty, did not make use of
+it in the closing epoch of Micawber's life before he quitted
+England. Knowing what he did, as letters coming to light at this
+day testify, it would seem to be the most natural thing in the
+world that finally, nothing else having turned up, it should occur
+to Dickens that Mr. Micawber would join the Press--probably as
+editor, certainly on the editorial staff, possibly as dramatic
+critic, a position which involves a free run of the theatres and a
+more than nodding acquaintance with the dramatic stars of the day.
+
+Perhaps Dickens avoided this episode because it was too literally
+near the truth in the life of the person who, all unconsciously,
+stood as the lay figure of David Copperfield's incomparable friend.
+It is, I believe, not generally known that Charles Dickens's father
+did in his last desolate days become a member of the Press. When
+Dickens was made editor of the Daily News, he thoughtfully provided
+for his father by installing him leader of the Parliamentary Corps
+of that journal. The old gentleman, of course, knew nothing of
+journalism, was not even capable of shorthand. Providentially he
+was not required to take notes, but generally to overlook things,
+a post which exactly suited Mr. Micawber. So he was inducted, and
+filled the office even for a short time after his son had
+impetuously vacated the editorial chair. Only the other day there
+died an original member of the _Daily News_ Parliamentary Corps, who
+told me he quite well remembered his first respected leader, his
+grandly vague conception of his duties, and his almost ducal manner
+of not performing them.
+
+Of the many letters that come to me with the assurance that I have
+in my possession blank appointments on the editorial and reportorial
+staff of all contemporary journals paying good salaries, the saddest
+are those written by more than middle-aged men with families. Some
+have for years been earning a precarious living as reporters or
+sub-editors on obscure papers, and now find themselves adrift;
+others are men who, having vainly knocked at all other gates, are
+flushed by the happy thought that at least they can write
+acceptably for the newspapers; others, again, already engaged in
+daily work, are anxious to burn the midnight oil, and so add
+something to a scanty income. These last are chiefly clergymen and
+schoolmasters--educated men with a love of letters and the idea that,
+since it is easy and pleasant to read, it must be easy to write, and
+that in the immensity of newspapers and periodical literature there
+would be not only room, but eager welcome for them.
+
+This class of correspondents is curiously alike in one feature.
+There is an almost sprightliness in their conviction that what they
+can write in these circumstances would exactly suit any paper, daily
+or weekly, morning or evening. All they have to do is to give up
+their odd savings of time to the work; all you--their hapless
+correspondent--have to do is to fill up one of those blank
+appointments with which your desk is clogged, and send it to them
+by first post.
+
+There is no other profession in the world thus viewed by outsiders.
+No one supposes he can make boots, cut clothes, or paint the outside
+of a house without having served some sort of apprenticeship, not to
+mention the possession of special aptitude. Any one can, right off--,
+become a journalist. Such as these, and all those about to become
+journalists, I would advise to study a book published several years
+ago. It is the _Life of James MacDonell_, a name which, before this
+book was published, was an idle sound to the outer world, though to
+contemporary workers in the inner circle of the Press Macdonell was
+known as one of the ablest and most brilliant of modern journalists.
+In these short and simple annals, the aspirant who imagines the
+successful journalist's life is all beer and skittles will discover
+what patient study, what self-denial, what strenuous effort, and,
+more essential than all, what rare natural gifts are needed to
+achieve the position into which Macdonell toiled.
+
+It is this last consideration that makes me doubt whether there is
+any utility in offering practical hints "To Those about to become
+Journalists." If a boy or youth has in him the journalistic faculty,
+it will come out, whatever unpromising or adverse circumstances he
+may be born to. If he has it not, he had very much better take to
+joinering or carpentering, to clerking, or to the dispensation of
+goods over the retail counter. Journalism is an honourable and,
+for those specially adapted, a lucrative profession. But it is a
+poor business for the man who has mistaken his way into it. The
+very fact that it has such strong allurement for human nature makes
+harder the struggle for life with those engaged in its pursuit. I
+gather from facts brought under my personal notice that at the
+present time there are, proportionately with its numbers, more
+unemployed in the business of journalism than in any other, not
+exceeding that of the dockers. When a vacancy occurs on any staff,
+the rush to fill it is tremendous. Where no vacancy exists the
+knocking at the doors is incessant. All the gates are thronged
+with suitors, and the accommodation is exceedingly limited.
+
+The first thing the youth who turns his face earnestly towards
+journalism should convince himself of is, that the sole guiding
+principle controlling admission to the Press or advance in its ranks
+is merit. This, as your communications, my dear young friends, have
+convinced me, is a statement in direct contravention of general
+belief. You are convinced that it is all done by patronage, and that
+if only some one in authority will interest himself in you, you
+straightway enter upon a glorious career. There is, however, no
+royal road to advancement on the Press. Proprietors and editors
+simply could not afford it. Living as newspapers do in the fierce
+light focussed from a million eyes, fighting daily with keen
+competition, the instinct of self-preservation compels their
+directors to engage the highest talent where it is discoverable,
+and, failing that, the most sedulously nurtured skill. For this they
+will pay almost anything; and they ask nothing more, neither
+blood-relationship, social distinction, nor even academic training.
+In journalism, more than in any other profession, not excepting the
+Bar, a man gets on by his own effort, and only by that. Of course,
+proprietors, and even editors, may, if the commercial prosperity of
+their journal permit the self-indulgence, find salaried situations
+for brothers, sons, or nephews or may oblige old friends in the
+same direction. Charles Dickens, as we have seen, made his father
+manager of the Parliamentary Corps of the _Daily News_. But that did
+not make him a journalist, nor did he, after his son's severance of
+his connection with the paper, long retain the post.
+
+This line of reflection is, I am afraid, not encouraging to you, my
+dear young friends; but it leads up to one fact in which I trust
+you will be justified in finding ground for hope. Amongst the crowd
+struggling to obtain a footing within the pale of journalism, the
+reiterated rebuffs they meet with naturally lead to the conviction
+that it is a sort of close borough, those already in possession
+jealously resenting the efforts of outsiders to breach its sacred
+portals. Nothing could be further removed from the fact. A nugget of
+gold is not more pleasing to the sight of the anxious miner than is
+the discovery by the editor or manager of a newspaper of a new light
+in the world of journalism. This I put in the forefront of friendly
+words of advice to those about to enter journalism. Get rid of the
+fatal idea that some one will open the door for you and land you
+safely inside. You must force the door yourself with incessant
+knocking if need be, prepared for searching inquiry as to your right
+to enter, but certain of a hearty welcome and fraternal assistance
+when you have proved your right.
+
+As an ounce of example is worth a ton of precept, I may perhaps
+mention that in a journalistic career now extending over just
+twenty-five years, I never but once received anything in the way of
+patronage, and that was extended at the very outset only after a
+severe test of the grounds upon which recommendation could be made.
+My parents, in their wisdom, destined me for a commercial career.
+If I had followed the bent given me when I left school, I should
+now have been a very indifferent clerk in the hide and valonia
+business. But like you, my dear young friends, I felt that my true
+vocation was journalism, and I determined to be a journalist.
+
+I will tell you exactly how I did it. Like you, I meant to be an
+editor some day, but also, I trust, like you, I felt that it would
+be convenient, if not necessary to start by being a reporter. So I
+began to study shorthand, teaching myself by Pitman's system. When,
+after infinite pains, I had mastered this mystery, I began to look
+out for an opening on the Press. I had no friends in journalism, not
+the remotest acquaintance. I made the tour of the newspaper offices
+in the town where I lived, was more or less courteously received,
+and uniformly assured that there was no opening. One exception was
+made by a dear friend whose name is to-day known and honoured
+throughout Great Britain, who was then the young assistant-editor of
+a local daily paper. He gave me some trial work to do, and was so
+far satisfied that he promised me the first vacancy on the junior
+staff of reporters.
+
+That was excellent, but I did not sit down waiting till fortune
+dropped the promised plum into my mouth. I got at all the newspapers
+within reach, searched for advertisements for reporters, answered
+them day after day, week after week, even month after month,
+without response. At last a cautious inquiry came. The reply was
+deemed satisfactory, and I got my chance.
+
+This, dear young friends, is the short and simple annal of my start
+in journalism, and you will see that the pathway is equally open to
+you.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+A CINQUE PORT.
+
+Skulls piled roof high in the vault beneath the church tower supply
+the only show thing Hythe possesses. There is some doubt as to their
+precise nationality, but of their existence there can be none, as any
+visitor to the town may see for himself on payment of sixpence
+(parties of three or more eighteenpence). It is known how within a
+time to which memory distinctly goes the skulls were found down upon
+the beach, whole piles of them, thick as shingle on this coast. The
+explanation of their tenancy of British ground is popularly referred
+to the time, now nearly nine hundred years gone by, when Earl Godwin,
+being exiled, made a raid on this conveniently accessible part of
+England, and after a hard fight captured all the vessels lying in
+the haven. Others find in the peculiar formation of the crania proof
+positive that the skulls originally came from Denmark.
+
+But Saxon or Dane, or whatever they be, it is certain the skulls
+were picked up on the beach, and after an interval were, with some
+dim notion of decency, carried up to the church, where they lay
+neglected in a vault. The church also going to decay, the
+determination was taken to rebuild it, and being sorely pressed for
+funds a happy thought occurred to a practical vicar. He had the
+skulls piled up wall-like in an accessible chamber, caused the
+passages to be swept and garnished, and then put on the impost
+mentioned above, the receipts helping to liquidate the debt on
+the building fund. Thus, by a strange irony of fate, after eight
+centuries, all that is left of these heathens brings in sixpences
+to build up a Christian church.
+
+A good deal has happened in Hythe since the skulls first began to
+bleach on the inhospitable shore. When Earl Godwin suddenly
+appeared with his helm hard up for Hythe, the little town on the
+hill faced one of the best havens on the coast. It was, as every
+one knows, one of the Cinque Ports, and at the time of the
+Conqueror undertook to furnish, as its quota of armament, five
+ships, one hundred and five men, and five boys. Even in the time
+of Elizabeth there was a fair harbour here. But long ago the sea
+changed all that. It occupied itself in its leisure moments by
+bringing up illimitable shingle, with which it filled up all water
+ways, and cut Hythe off from communication with the sea as
+completely as if it were Canterbury.
+
+It is not without a feeling of humiliation that a burgess of the
+once proud port of Hythe can watch the process of the occasional
+importation of household coal. Where Earl Godwin swooped down over
+twenty fathoms of water the little collier now painfully picks her
+way at high water. On shore stand the mariners of Hythe (in number
+four), manning the capstan. When the collier gets within a certain
+distance a hawser is thrown out, the capstan turns more or less
+merrily round, and the collier is beached, so that at low water
+she will stand high and dry.
+
+Thus ignominiously is coal landed at one of the Cinque Ports.
+
+Of course this change in the water approaches has altogether
+revolutionised the character of the place. Hythe is a port without
+imports or exports, a harbour in which nothing takes refuge but
+shingle. It has not even fishing boats, for lack of place to moor
+them in. It is on the greatest water highway of the world, and yet
+has no part in its traffic. Standing on the beach you may see day
+after day a never-ending fleet of ships sailing up or down as the
+wind blows east or west. But, like the Levite in the parable, they
+all pass by on the other side. Hythe has nothing to do but to stand
+on the beach with its hands in its pockets and lazily watch them.
+
+Thus cut off from the world by sea, and by land leading nowhere in
+particular except to Romney Marshes, Hythe has preserved in an
+unusual degree the flavour of our earlier English world. There have
+indeed been times when endeavour was made to profit by this
+isolation. As one of the Cinque Ports Hythe has since Parliaments
+first sat had the privilege of returning representatives. In the
+time of James II. it seems to have occurred to the Mayor (an
+ancestor of one of the members for West Kent in a recent
+Parliament), that since a member had to be returned to Parliament
+much trouble would be saved, and no one in London would be any the
+wiser, if he quietly, in his capacity as returning officer,
+returned himself. But some envious Radical setting on the opposite
+benches, was too sharp for him, and we find the sequel of the story
+set forth in the Journals of the House of Commons under date 1685,
+where it is written--
+
+"Information given that the Mayor of Hythe had returned himself:
+Resolved by the House of Commons that Mr. Julius Deedes, the Mayor,
+is not duly elected. New writ ordered in his stead."
+
+Hythe is a little better known now, but not much. And yet for many
+reasons its acquaintance is worth forming. The town itself, lying
+snugly at the foot of the hill crowned by the old church, is full
+of those bits of colour and quaintnesses of wall and gable-end
+which good people cross the Channel to see. In the High-street there
+is a building the like of which probably does not anywhere exist. It
+is now a fish-shop, not too well stocked, where a few dried herrings
+hang on a string under massive eaves that have seen the birth and
+death of centuries. From the centre of the roof there rises a sort
+of watch-tower, whence, before the houses on the more modern side of
+the street were built, when the sea swept over what is now
+meadow-land, keen eyes could scan the bay on the look out for
+inconvenient visitors connected with the coastguard. When the sea
+prevented Hythe honestly earning its living in deep-keeled boats, it
+perforce took to smuggling, a business in which this old watch-tower
+played a prominent part.
+
+This is a special though neglected bit of house architecture in
+Hythe. But everywhere, save in the quarters by the railway station
+or the Parade, where new residences are beginning to spring up, the
+eye is charmed by old brown houses roofed with red tiles, often
+standing tree-shaded in a bountiful flower garden, and always
+preserving their own lines of frontage and their own angle of gable,
+with delightful indifference to the geometric scale of their
+neighbour.
+
+The South-Eastern Railway Company have laid their iron hand on
+Hythe, and its old-world stillness is already on Bank Holidays and
+other bleak periods of the passing year broken by the babble of
+the excursionist. In its characteristically quiet way Hythe has
+long been known as what is called a watering-place. When I first
+knew it, it had a Parade, on which were built eight or ten houses,
+whither in the season came quiet families, with children and
+nurses. For a few weeks they gave to the sea frontage quite a
+lively appearance, which the mariners (when they were not manning
+the capstan) contemplated with complacency, and said to each other
+that Hythe was "looking up." For the convenience of these visitors
+some enterprising person embarked on the purchase of three bathing
+machines, and there are traditions of times when these were all in
+use at the same hour--so great was the influx of visitors.
+
+Also there is a "bathing establishment" built a long way after
+the model of the Pavilion at Brighton. The peculiarity of this
+bathing establishment is or was when I first knew the charming
+place that regularly at the end of September the pump gets out of
+order, and the new year is far advanced before the solitary plumber
+of the place gets it put right. He begins to walk dreamily round
+the place at Easter. At Whitsuntide he brings down an iron vessel
+containing unmelted solder, and early in July the pump is mended.
+
+This mending of the pump is one of the epochs of Hythe, a sure
+harbinger of the approaching season. In July "The Families" begin
+to come down, and the same people come every year, for visitors to
+Hythe share in the privilege of the inhabitants, inasmuch as they
+never--or hardly ever--die. Of late years, since the indefatigable
+Town Clerk has succeeded in waking up the inhabitants to the
+possibilities of the great future that lies before their town, not
+only has a new system of drainage and water been introduced, but a
+register has been kept of the death-rate. From a return, published
+by the Medical Officer of Health, it appears that the death-rate of
+Hythe was 9.3 per 1000. Of sixty-three people who died in a year out
+of a population of some four thousand, twenty-three were upwards of
+sixty years of age, many of them over eighty. Perhaps the best
+proof of the healthfulness of Hythe is to be found in a stroll
+through the churchyard, whence it would appear that only very
+young children or very old people are carried up the hill.
+
+The difficulty about Hythe up to recent times has been the
+comparative absence of accommodation for visitors. Its fame has
+been slowly growing as The Families have spread it within their
+own circles. But it was no use for strangers to go to Hythe, since
+they could not be taken in. This is slowly changing. Eligible
+building sites are offered, villas have been run up along the
+Sandgate Road, and an hotel has been built by the margin of the
+sea. When news reached the tower of the church that down on the
+beach there had risen a handsome hotel, fitted with all the
+luxuries of modern life, it is no wonder that the skulls turned
+on each other and--as Longfellow in the "Skeleton in Armour" puts
+it--
+
+ "Then from those cavernous eyes
+ Pale flashes seem to rise,
+ As when the northern skies
+ Gleam In December."
+
+This is surely the beginning of the end. Having been endowed with a
+railway which brings passengers down from London in a little over
+two hours, Hythe is now dowered with an hotel in which they may dine
+and sleep. The existence of the hotel being necessarily admitted,
+prejudice must not prevent the further admission that it is
+exceedingly well done. Architecturally it is a curiosity, seeing
+that though it presents a stately and substantial front neither
+stone nor brick enters into its composition. It is made entirely
+of shingle mixed with mortar, the whole forming a concrete
+substance as durable as granite. The first pebble of the new hotel
+was laid quite a respectable number of years ago, the ceremony
+furnishing an almost dangerous flux of excitement to the mariners
+at the capstan. It has grown up slowly, as becomes an undertaking
+connected with Hythe. But it is finished now, handsome without,
+comfortable within, with views from the front stretching seawards
+from Dungeness to Folkestone, and at the back across green pastures,
+glimpses are caught through the trees of the red-tiled town.
+
+Now that suitable accommodation is provided for stray visitors,
+Hythe, with its clean beach, its parade that will presently join
+hands with Sandgate, its excellent bathing, and its bracing air,
+may look to take high rank among watering places suburban to
+London. But there are greater charms even than these in the
+immediate neighbourhood. With some knowledge of English watering
+places, I solemnly declare that none is set in a country of such
+beauty as is spread behind Hythe. Unlike the neighbourhood of
+most watering places, the country immediately at the back of the
+town is hilly and well wooded. Long shady roads lead past blooming
+gardens or through rich farms, till they end in some sleepy village
+or hamlet, the world forgetting, by the world forgot. In late July
+the country is perfect in its loveliness. The fields and woods are
+not so flowery as in May, though by way of compensation the gardens
+are rich in roses. Still there are sufficient wild flowers to
+gladden the eye wherever it turns. From the hedgerows big white
+convolvulus stare with wonder-wide eyes, the honeysuckle is out,
+the wild geranium blooms in the long grass, the blackberry bushes
+are in full flower, and the poppies blaze forth in great clusters
+at every turn of the road. The corn is only just beginning to turn
+a faint yellow, but the haymakers are at work, and every breath of
+the joyous wind carries the sweet scent of hay.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+OYSTERS AND ARCACHON.
+
+If the name had not been appropriated elsewhere, Arcachon might
+well be called the Salt Lake City. It lies on the south shore of
+a basin sixty-eight miles in circumference, into which, through a
+narrow opening, the Bay of Biscay rolls its illimitable waters.
+Little more than thirty years ago the town was represented by half
+a dozen huts inhabited by fishermen. It was a terribly lonely place,
+with the smooth lake in front of it, the Atlantic thundering on the
+dunes beyond, and in the rear the melancholy desert of sand known as
+the Landes.
+
+The Landes is peopled by a strange race, of whom the traveller
+speeding along the railway to-day may catch occasional glimpses.
+Early in the century the department was literally a sandy plain,
+about as productive as Sahara, and in the summer time nearly as hot.
+But folks must live, and they exist on the Landes, picking up a
+scanty living, and occasionally dying for lack of water. One initial
+difficulty in the way of getting along in the Landes is the sheer
+impossibility of walking. When the early settler left his hut to pay
+a morning call or walk about his daily duties, he sank ankle deep in
+sand.
+
+But the human mind invariably rises superior to difficulties of this
+character.
+
+What the "backstay" is to the inhabitant of the district around Lydd,
+the stilts are to the lonely dwellers in the Landes. The peasants of
+the department are not exactly born on stilts, but a child learns to
+walk on them about the age that his British brother is beginning to
+toddle on foot.
+
+Stilts have the elementary recommendation of overcoming the difficulty
+of moving about in the Landes. In addition, they raise a man to a
+commanding altitude, and enable him to go about his daily business at
+a pace forbidden to ordinary pedestrians. The stilts are, in truth,
+a modern realisation of the gift of the seven-league boots. They are
+so much a part of the daily life of the people that, except when he
+stoops his head to enter his hut, the peasant of the Landes would as
+soon think of taking off his legs by way of resting himself as of
+removing his stilts. The shepherds, out all day tending their sheep,
+might, if they pleased, stretch themselves at full length on the grey
+sand, making a pillow of the low bushes. But they prefer to stand;
+and you may see them, reclining against a third pole stuck in the
+ground at the rear, contentedly knitting stockings, keeping the while
+one eye upon the flock of sheep anxiously nibbling at the meagre grass.
+
+Next to the shepherds, the most remarkable live stock in the Landes
+are the sheep. Such a melancholy careworn flock! poor relations of
+the plump Southdown that grazes on fat Sussex wolds. Long-legged,
+scraggy-necked, anxious-eyed, the sheep of the Landes bear eloquent
+testimony to the penury of the place and the difficulty of making both
+ends meet--which in their case implies the burrowing of the nose in
+tufts of sand-girt grass. To abide among such sheep through the long
+day should be enough to make any man melancholy. But the peasant of
+the Landes, who is used to his stilts, also grows accustomed to his
+sheep, and they all live together more or less happily ever afterwards.
+
+The Landes is quite a prosperous province to-day compared with what it
+was in the time of Louis XVI. During the First Empire there was what
+we would call a Minister of Woods and Forests named Bremontier. He
+looked over the Landes and found it to be nothing more than a waste of
+shifting sand. Rescued from the sea by a mere freak of nature, it might,
+for all practical purposes, have been much more usefully employed if
+covered a few fathoms deep with salt water. To M. Bremontier came the
+happy idea of planting the waste land with fir trees. Nothing else
+would grow, the fir tree might. And it did. To-day the vast extent of
+the Landes is almost entirely covered with dark forests in perpetual
+verdure.
+
+These have transformed the district, adding not only to the improvement
+of its sanitary condition, but creating a new source of wealth. Out of
+the boundless vistas of fir trees there ever flows a constant stream of
+resin, which brings in large revenues. Passing through the forest by
+the railway line from La Mothe to Arcachon, one sees every tree marked
+with a deep cut. It looks as if the woodman had been about, picking out
+trees ready for the axe, and had come to the conclusion that they might
+be cut down _en bloc_. But these marks are indications of the process
+of milking the forests. It is a very simple affair, to which mankind
+contributes a mere trifle. In order to get at the resin a piece of bark
+is cut off from each tree. Out of the wound the resin flows, falling
+into a hole dug in the ground at the roots. When this is full it is
+emptied into cans and carried off to the big reservoir: when one wound
+in the tree is healed another is cut above it, and so the tree is
+finally drained.
+
+Besides this revenue from resin immense sums are obtained from the sale
+of timber; and thus the Landes, which a hundred years ago seemed to be
+an inconvenient freak of nature afflicting complaining France, has been
+turned into a money-yielding department.
+
+The firs which fringe the seacoast by the long strip of land that lies
+between the mouth of the Gironde and the town of Bayonne have much to
+do with the prosperity of Arcachon. The salt lake, with its little
+cluster of fishermen's cottages, lies within a couple of hours'
+journey by rail from Bordeaux, a toiling, prosperous place, which,
+seated on the broad Garonne, longed for the sea. Some one discovered
+that there was excellent bathing at Arcachon, the bed of the salt
+lake sloping gently upwards in smooth and level sands. Then the doctors
+took note of the beneficial effects of the fir trees which environed
+the place. The aromatic scent they distilled was declared to be good
+for weak chests, and, almost by magic, Arcachon began to grow.
+
+By swift degrees the little cluster of fishermen's cottages spread till
+it became a town--of one street truly, but the street is a mile and a
+half long, skirting the seashore and backed by the fir forests. Bordeaux
+took Arcachon by storm. A railway was made, and all through the summer
+months the population poured into the long street, filling it beyond
+all moderate notions of capacity. The rush came so soon, and Arcachon
+was built in such a hurry, that the houses have a casual appearance,
+recalling the towns one comes upon in the Far West of America, which
+yesterday were villages, and to-day have a town-hall, a bank, many
+grog-shops, a church or two, and four or five daily newspapers.
+
+A vast number of the dwellings are of the proportion of pill-boxes. Some
+are literally composed of two closets, one called a bedroom and the
+other a sitting-room; or, oftener still, both used as bedrooms. Others
+are built in terraces a storey high and a few feet wide, with the name
+of the proprietor painted over the liliputian trap-door that serves for
+entrance hall. The idea is that you live at ease and in comfort at
+Bordeaux, and just run down to Arcachon for a bath. There are no
+bathing machines or tents; but all along the shore, in supplement of the
+liliputian houses that serve a double debt to pay--being residences at
+night and bathing-machines by day,--stand rows of sentry-boxes, whence
+the bather emerges arrayed in more or less bewitching attire. The water
+is very shallow, and enterprising persons of either sex spend hours of
+the summer day in paddling about in their bathing costumes.
+
+It is a pretty, lively scene. For background the long straggling town;
+in the foreground the motley groups of bathers, the far-reaching smooth
+surface of the lake; and, beyond, the broad Atlantic, thundering
+impotently upon the barricade of sandhills that makes possible the
+peace of Arcachon.
+
+Like all watering-places, Arcachon lives two lives. In summer-time it
+springs into active bustle, with house-room at a premium, and the shops
+and streets filled with a gay crowd. It affects to have a winter season,
+and is, indeed, ostentatiously divided into two localities, one called
+the winter-town and the other the summer-town. The former is situated
+on the higher ground at the back of the town, and consists of villa
+residences built on plots reclaimed from the fir forest.
+
+This is well enough in the winter-time, many English people flocking
+thither attracted by the shelter and scent of the fir trees; but
+Arcachon itself--the long unlovely street--is in the winter months
+steeped in the depths of desolation. The shops are deserted, the
+pill-boxes have their lids put on, and everywhere forlorn signs hang
+forth announcing that here is a _maison_ or an _appartement à louer_.
+
+All through the winter months, shut up between sea and sand, Arcachon
+is A Town to Let.
+
+Deprived in the winter months of the flock of holiday makers, Arcachon
+makes money in quite another way. Just as suddenly as it bloomed forth
+a fashionable watering-place, it has grown into an oyster park of
+world-wide renown. Last year the Arcachon oyster beds produced not
+less than three hundred million oysters, the cultivators taking in
+round figures a million francs. The oysters are distributed through
+various markets, but the greatest customer is London, whither there
+come every year fifty millions of the dainty bivalve.
+
+"And what do they call your oysters in London?" I asked M. Faure, the
+energetic gentleman who has established this new trade between the
+Gironde and the Thames.
+
+"They call them 'Natives'," he said, with a sly twinkle.
+
+The Arcachon oyster, if properly packed, can live eight days out of the
+water, a period more than sufficient to allow for its transit by the
+weekly steamers that trade between Bordeaux and London. A vast quantity
+go to Marenne in the Charente lnferieure, where they fatten more
+successfully than in the salt lake, and acquire that green colour which
+makes them so much esteemed and so costly in the restaurants at Paris.
+
+Oysters have, probably since the time of the Deluge, congregated in the
+Basin d'Arcachon; but it is only within the last thirty years the
+industry has been developed and placed on a footing that made possible
+the growth of today. Up to the year 1860 oysters were left to their own
+sweet will in the matter of creating a bed. When they settled upon a
+place it was diligently cultivated, but the lead was absolutely left to
+the oyster. Dr. Lalanne, in the intervals of a large medical practice at
+La Teste, a little place on the margin of the Basin, observed that
+oysters were often found attached to a piece of a wreck floating in the
+middle of the water far remote from the beds.
+
+This led him to study more closely the reproductive habits of the
+oyster. He discovered that the eggs after incubation remained suspended
+in the water for a space of from three to five days. Thus, for some
+time after the _frai_ season, practically the whole of the water in the
+Basin d'Arcachon was thick with oysters' eggs. Dr. Lalanne conceived
+the idea of providing this vast wealth with other means of establishing
+itself than were offered by a casual piece of wreck. What was wanted
+was something to which the eggs, floating in the water, could attach
+themselves, and remain till they were developed beyond the state of
+_ova_. After various experiments Dr. Lalanne adapted to the purpose
+the hollow roof tile in use everywhere in the South of France.
+
+These are laid in blocks, each containing one hundred and twelve tiles,
+enclosed in a wooden framework. In June, when the oysters lay their
+eggs, these blocks of tiles are dropped into the water by the oyster
+beds. The eggs floating about, find the crusty surface of the tiles a
+convenient resting-place, and attach themselves by millions. Six months
+later the tiles, being examined, are found to be covered by oysters
+grown to the size of a silver sixpence. The tiles are taken up and the
+little oysters scraped off, a process facilitated by the fact that the
+tiles have in the first instance been coated with a solution of lime,
+which rubs off, carrying the tender oyster with it.
+
+The infant oysters are next placed in iron network cases, through which
+the water freely passes, whilst the young things are protected from
+crabs and other natural enemies. At the end of a year or eighteen
+months, they have so far grown as to be trusted out on their own
+account. They are accordingly strewn on the broad oyster beds, to fatten
+for another year or eighteen months, when they are ready for the waiting
+_gourmet_. Your oyster is fit to eat at eighteen months of age; but there
+is more of it when it is three years old.
+
+We sailed out from Arcachon across the lake to the oyster park. Here
+the water is so shallow that the men who tend the beds walk about them
+in waterproof boots coming up to their knees. This part of the bay is
+dotted with boats with white canopies. Seen at anchor from Arcachon
+they look like boats laid up for the winter season; but every one is
+tenanted night and day. They are the homes of the guardians of the
+oyster beds, who keep watch and ward through the long winter.
+
+Even more disastrous than possible visits from a male poacher are the
+incursions of a large flat sea-fish, known at Arcachon as the _thére_,
+with us the ray. This gentleman has a colossal appetite for oysters.
+Scorning to deal with them by the dozen, he devours them by the
+thousand, asking neither for the succulent lemon nor the grosser
+addition of Chili vinegar. His action with the oyster is exceedingly
+summary. He breaks the shell with a vigorous blow of his tail, and
+gobbles up the contents. As it is stated by reputable authorities
+that the _thére_ can dispose of 100,000 oysters in a day, it is clear
+that the tapping must be pretty persistent.
+
+This selfish brute, regardless of the fact that we pay a minimum three
+shillings a dozen for oysters in London, is happily circumvented by
+an exceedingly simple device. Rowing about the oyster beds at Arcachon
+one notices that they are fringed with small twigs of fir trees. The
+natural supposition is that these are to mark the boundary of the
+various oyster beds; but it is in truth designed to keep out the
+_thére_. This blundering fish, bearing down on the oyster bed in search
+of luncheon, comes upon the palisade of loosely planted twigs. Nothing
+in the world would be easier than for him to steer between the openings,
+of which there are abundance. But though he has stomach enough for a
+hundred thousand oysters, he has not brains enough to understand that
+by a little manoeuvring he might get at his meal. Repelled by the open
+network of twigs, he swims forlornly round and round the beds, so near
+and yet so far, with what anguish of heart only the lover of oysters
+can fathom.
+
+The oyster beds at Arcachon belong to the State, and are leased to
+private persons, the leading company, which has created the British
+trade, having its headquarters at La Teste. The wholesale price of
+oysters at Arcachon is from a sovereign to forty shillings a thousand,
+according to size. In the long street they sell retail at from twopence
+to eightpence a dozen, thus realising what seems to-day the hopeless
+dream of the British oyster-eater.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+CHRISTMAS EVE AT WATTS'S.
+
+Wandering out of the High Street, Rochester, on the afternoon before
+Christmas Day, by a narrow passage to the left I came upon the old
+Cathedral. The doors were open, and as they were the only doors in
+Rochester open to me, except, perhaps, those of the tramp house at the
+Union, I entered, and sat down as near as befitted my condition. The
+afternoon service was going on, and even to tired limbs and an empty
+stomach it was restful and soothing to hear the sweet voices of the
+surpliced choristers, and the grand deep tones of the organ, echoing
+through the fretted roof, and rolling round the long pillared aisles.
+There were not ten people there besides myself, the clergy and the choir
+forming the bulk of the assembly. As soon as the service had been gone
+through, the clergy and the choir filed out, and the lay people one by
+one departed.
+
+I should have liked to sit where I was all night. It was at least warm
+and sheltered, and I have slept on worse beds than may be made of half
+a dozen Cathedral chairs. But presently the verger came round, and
+perceiving at a glance that I was not a person likely to possess a
+superfluous sixpence, asked me if I was going to sit there all night.
+I said I was if he didn't mind; but he did, and there was nothing for
+it but to clear out.
+
+"Haven't you got nowhere to go to?" asked the man, as I moved slowly
+off.
+
+"Nowhere in particular," I answered.
+
+"That's a bad look-out for Christmas-eve. Why don't you go over to
+Watts's?"
+
+"What's Watts's?"
+
+"It's a house in High Street, where you'll get a good supper, a bed,
+and a fourpenny-bit in the morning if you can show you'em an honest man,
+and not a regular tramp. There's old Watts's muniment down by the side
+of the choir. A reglar brick he was, who not only wrote beautiful hymns,
+but gave away his money for the relief of the pore."
+
+My heart warmed to the good old Doctor whose hymns I had learnt in
+my youth, little thinking that the day would come when I should be
+thankful to him for more substantial nourishment. I had intended to
+go in the ordinary way to get a night's lodging in the casual ward;
+but Watts's was evidently a better game, and getting from the verger
+minute directions how to proceed in order to gain admittance to
+Watts's, I left the Cathedral.
+
+The verger was not a bad-hearted fellow, I am sure, though he did speak
+roughly to me at first. He seemed struck with the fact that a man not
+too well clad, who had nowhere particular to sleep on the eve of
+Christmas Day, could scarcely be expected to be "merry." All the time
+he was talking about Watts's he was fumbling in his waistcoat pocket,
+and I know he was feeling if he had there a threepenny-bit. But if he
+had, it didn't come immediately handy, and before he got hold of it
+the thought of the sufficient provision which awaited me at Watts's
+afforded vicarious satisfaction to his charitable feelings, and he
+was content with bidding me a kindly good-night, as he pointed my road
+down the lane to the police-office, where, it seemed, Dr. Watts's guests
+had to put in a preliminary appearance.
+
+Crossing High Street, passing through a sort of courtyard, and down some
+steps, I reached a snug-looking house, which I had some difficulty in
+believing was a police-office. But it was, and the first thing I saw was
+seven men lounging about the yard. They didn't seem like regular tramps,
+but they had a look as if they had walked far, and each man carried a
+little bundle and a stick. The verger had told me that only six men per
+night were admitted to Watts's, and there were seven already.
+
+"Are you for Watts's?" one of them, a little, sharp-looking fellow, with
+short light hair pasted down over his forehead, asked me, seeing me
+hesitate.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, it ain't no go to-night. There's seven here, and fust come,
+fust served."
+
+"Don't believe him, young 'un," said an elderly man, "it's all one what
+time you come, so as it's afore half-past five you'll take your chance
+with the rest of us."
+
+It was not yet five, so I loafed about with the rest of them, being
+scowled upon by all except the elderly man till the arrival of two other
+travellers removed to them the weight of the odium I had lightly borne.
+At a quarter to six a police-sergeant appeared at the door of the office
+and said:
+
+"Now then."
+
+This was generally interpreted as a signal to advance, and we stood
+forward in an irregular line. The sergeant looked around us sternly
+till his eye lighted upon the elderly man.
+
+"So you're trying it on again, are you?"
+
+"I've not been here for two months, if I may never sleep in a bed
+again," whimpered the elderly man.
+
+"You was here last Monday week that I know of, and may be since. Off you
+go!" and the elderly gentleman went off with an alacrity that rather
+reduced the wonderment I had felt at his disinterested intervention to
+prevent my losing a chance, suggesting, as it did, that he felt the
+probability of gaining admission was exceedingly remote.
+
+I was the next upon whom the eye of the police-sergeant loweringly fell.
+
+"What do you want?"
+
+"A night's lodging at Watts's."
+
+"Watts's is for decent workmen on the tramp. You ain't a labourer. Show
+me your hands." I held out my hands, and the police-sergeant examined
+the palms critically.
+
+"What are you?"
+
+"A paper stainer."
+
+"Where have you been to?"
+
+"I came from Canterbury last."
+
+"Where do you work?"
+
+"In London when I can find work."
+
+"Where are you going now?"
+
+"To London."
+
+"How much money have you got?"
+
+"Three-halfpence."
+
+"Humph!"
+
+I don't know whether a murder had recently been committed in Kent, and
+whether I in some degree answered to the description of the supposed
+murderer. If it were so, the unfortunate circumstance will explain why
+the sergeant should have run me through and through with his eyes whilst
+propounding these queries, and why he should have made them in such a
+gruff voice. However, he seemed to have finally arrived at the
+conclusion that I was not the person wanted for the murder, and after a
+brief pause he said, "Go inside."
+
+I went inside, into one of the snuggest little police-offices I have
+seen in the course of some tramping, and took the liberty of warming
+myself by the cosy fire, whilst the remaining applicants for admission
+to Watts's were being put through a sort of minor catechism such as that
+I had survived. Presently the sergeant came in with the selected five of
+my yard companions, and, taking us one by one, entered in a book, under
+the date "24th December," our several names, ages, birthplaces and
+occupations, also the names of the last place we had come from, and the
+next whither we were going. Then, taking up a scrap of blue paper with
+some printed words on it, and filling in figures, a date, and a
+signature, he bade us follow him.
+
+Out of the snug police-office--which put utterly in the shade the
+comforts of the cathedral regarded as a sleeping place--across the
+courtyard, which somebody said faced the Sessions House, down High
+Street to the left till we stopped before an old-fashioned white house
+with a projecting lamp lit above the doorway, shining full on an
+inscription graven in stone. I read it then and copied it when I left
+the house next morning. It ran thus:--
+
+ RICHARD WATTS, Esqr.
+ by his will dated 22 Aug., 1579,
+ founded this charity
+ for six poor travellers,
+ who not being Rogues, or Proctors,
+ may receive gratis, for one Night,
+ Lodging, Entertainment,
+ and four pence each.
+ In testimony of his Munificence,
+ in honour of his Memory,
+ and inducement to his Example,
+ Nathl. Hood, Esq., the present Mayor,
+ has caused this stone,
+ gratefully to be renewed,
+ and inscribed,
+ A.D. 1771.
+
+It was not Dr. Watts, then, as the verger had given me to understand. I
+was sorry, for it had seemed like going to the house of an old friend,
+and I had meant after supper to recite "How doth the little Busy Bee"
+for the edification of my fellow-guests, and to tell them what I had
+learnt long ago of the good writer's life and labours.
+
+"Here we are again, Mrs. Kercham," said our conductor, stepping into the
+low hall of the white house.
+
+"Yes, here you are again," replied an old lady, dressed in black, and
+wearing a widow's cap. "Have you got 'em all to-night?"
+
+"Yes, six--all tidy men. Can you write, Mr. Paper Stainer?"
+
+I could write, and did, setting forth, in a book which lay on a table in
+a room labelled "Office," my name, age, occupation, and the town whence
+I had last come. Three of the other guests followed my example. Two
+could not write; and the sergeant, paying me a compliment on my
+beautiful clerkly handwriting, asked me to fill in the particulars for
+them. This ceremony over, we were shown into our bedrooms, and told to
+give ourselves "a good wash." My room was on the ground-floor, out in
+the yard: and I hope I may never be shown into a worse. It was not
+large, being about eight feet square, nor was it very high. The walls
+were whitewashed, and the floor clean. A single small window, deep set
+in the thick stone-built walls, looked out on to the yard, and by it
+stood the solitary piece of furniture, a somewhat rickety Windsor chair.
+I except the bed, which was supposed to stand in a corner, but actually
+covered nearly the whole of the floor. The bedstead was of iron, and, I
+should imagine, was one of the earliest constructions of the sort ever
+sold in this country.
+
+"I put on three blankets, being Christmas-time, though the weather is
+not according; so you can take one off if you like."
+
+"Thank you, ma'am; I'll leave it till I go to bed, if you please." Much
+reason had I subsequently to be thankful for my caution.
+
+After having washed, I came out, and was told to go into a room, facing
+my bedroom, on the other side of the yard. Here I found three of my
+fellow-guests sitting by a fire, and in a few minutes the other two
+arrived, all looking very clean and (speaking for myself particularly)
+feeling ravenously hungry. The chamber, which had "Travellers' Room"
+painted over the doorway, was about twelve or thirteen feet long and
+eight wide, and, like our bedrooms, was not remarkable for variety of
+furniture. A plain deal table stood at one end, and then there were
+two benches, and that's all. Over the mantelpiece a large card hung
+with the following inscription:--
+
+"Persons accepting this charity are each supplied with a supper,
+consisting of half a pound of meat, one pound of bread, and half a pint
+of porter at seven o'clock in the evening, and fourpence on leaving the
+house in the morning. The additional comfort of a good fire is given
+during the winter months, from October 18th till March 10th, for the
+purpose of drying their clothes and supplying hot water for their use.
+They go to bed at eight o'clock."
+
+This was satisfactory, except inasmuch as it appeared that supper was
+not to be forthcoming till seven o'clock, and it was now only twenty
+minutes past six. This forty minutes promised to be harder to bear
+than the hunger of the long day; but the pain was averted by the
+appearance at half-past six of a pleasant-looking young woman,
+carrying a plate of cold roast beef in each hand. These she put down
+on the table, supplementing them in course of time with four similar
+plates, six small loaves, and as many mugs of porter.
+
+It does not become guests to dictate arrangements, but if the worshipful
+trustees of Watts's knew how tantalising it is to a hungry man to see
+cold roast beef brought in in a slow and deliberate manner, they would
+buy a large tray for the use of the pleasant young person, and let the
+feast burst at once upon the vision of the guests.
+
+Sharp on the stroke of seven we drew the benches up to the table, and
+Mrs. Kercham, standing at one end and leaning over, said grace.
+Impatiently hungry as I was, I could not help noticing the precise
+terms in which the good matron implored a blessing. I suppose she had
+had her tea in the parlour. At any rate, she was not going to favour
+us with her company, and so, bending over our plates of cold beef, she
+lifted up her voice and said with emphasis,--
+
+"For what _you_ are about to receive out of His bountiful goodness may
+the Lord make you truly thankful."
+
+I write the personal pronoun with a capital letter, not being quite
+certain from Mrs. Kercham's rapid enunciation whether the bountiful
+goodness was Mr. Watts's or the Lord's.
+
+Six emphatic "Amens!" followed, and before the sound had died away
+six able-bodied men had fallen-to upon the beef and the bread in a
+manner that would have done kind Master Watts's heart good had he
+beheld them.
+
+I think I had done first, for I remember when I looked round the table
+my fellow-guests were still eating and washing their suppers down with
+economical draughts from the half-pint mugs of porter. They--I think I
+may say we--did credit to the selection of the police sergeant, and, so
+far as appearances went, fulfilled one of the requirements of Master
+Watts, there being nothing of the rogue in our faces, if I except a
+slight hint in the physiognomy of the little man with the fair hair
+plastered down over his forehead, and perhaps I am prejudiced against
+him.
+
+It was a little after seven when the plates were all polished, the mugs
+drained, and nothing but a few crumbs left to tell where a loaf had
+stood. The pleasant young person coming in to clear the table, we drew
+up round the fire, and for the first time in our more than two hours'
+companionship began to exchange remarks.
+
+They were of the briefest and most commonplace character, and attempts
+made to get up a general conversation signally failed. "What do you
+do?" "Where do you come from?" "Things hard down there?" were staple
+questions, with an occasional "Did you hear tell of Joe Mackin on the
+road?" or "Was Bill O'Brien there at the time?" From the replies to
+these inquiries I learnt that my companions were respectively a fitter,
+a painter, a waiter, and two indefinitely self-described as "labourers."
+They had walked since morning from Faversham, from Sittingbourne, from
+Gravesend, and from Greenwich, and, sitting close around the fire,
+soon began to testify to their weariness by nodding, and even snoring.
+
+"Well, lads, I'm off, goodnight," said the painter, yawning and
+stretching himself out of the room.
+
+One by one the remaining four quickly followed, and before what I had
+on entering regarded as the absurdly early hour of eight o'clock had
+struck, five of Watts's guests had gone to bed, and the sixth was
+sitting looking drowsily in the fire, and thinking what a jolly
+Christmas he was having.
+
+I was awakened by a familiar voice inquiring whether I was "going to
+sit up all night," and opening my eyes beheld the matron standing by me
+with a shovelful of coal in one hand and a small jug in the other. Her
+voice was sharp, but her look was kind, and I was not a bit surprised
+when she threw the coal on the fire, and, putting down the jug, which
+evidently contained porter, said she would bring a glass in a minute.
+
+"I'm not going to bed myself for a bit, and if you like to sit by the
+fire and smoke a pipe and drink a glass whilst I mend a stocking or
+two, you'll be company."
+
+So we sat together by Master Watts's fire, and whilst I drank his
+porter and smoked my own tobacco, the matron mended her stockings, and
+told me a good deal about the trials she had gone through in a life
+that would never again see its sixtieth year. Forty years she had
+spent under the roof of Watts's, and knew all about the old man's
+will, and how he ordered that after the re-marriage or the death of
+his wife, his principal dwelling-house, called Satis, on Boley Hill,
+with the house adjoining, the closes, orchards, and appurtenances,
+his plate and his furniture, should be sold, and the proceeds be
+placed out at usury by the Mayor and citizens of Rochester for the
+perpetual support of an alms-house then erected and standing near
+the Market Cross; and how he further ordained that there should be
+added thereto six rooms, "with a chimney in each," and with
+convenient places for six good mattresses or flock beds, and other
+good and sufficient furniture for the lodgment of poor wayfarers
+for a single night.
+
+Had she many people come to see the quaint old place beside those
+whom the police-sergeant brought every night?
+
+Not many. The visitors' book had been twenty years in the house,
+and it was not nearly full of names.
+
+I took up the book, and carelessly turning back the leaves came upon
+the signature "Charles Dickens," with "Mark Lemon" written underneath.
+
+I know Dickens pretty well--his books, I mean, of course--and said,
+with a gratified start, "Ha! has Dickens been here?"
+
+"Yes, he has," said the matron, in her sharpest tones, "and a pretty
+pack of lies he told about it. Stop a bit."
+
+I stopped accordingly whilst the old lady flew out of the room, and
+flying back again with a well-worn pamphlet in her hand, shoved it at
+me, saying, "Read that." I opened it, and found it to be the Christmas
+number of _Household Words_ for 1854. It was entitled "The Seven Poor
+Travellers," and the opening chapter, in Mr Dickens's well-known style,
+described by name, and in detail, the very house in which I had taken
+my supper.
+
+It was a charming narrative, I, poor waif and stray, felt a strong
+personal regard for the great novelist as I read the cheery story in
+which he sets forth how, calling at the house on the afternoon before
+Christmas-day, he obtained permission to give a Christmas feast to the
+six Poor Travellers; how he ordered the materials for the feast to be
+sent in from his own inn; how, when the feast was set upon the table,
+"finer beef, a finer turkey, a greater prodigality of sauce and gravy,"
+he never saw; and how "it made my heart rejoice to see the wonderful
+justice my travellers did to everything set before them." All this and
+much more, including "a jug of wassail" and the "hot plum-pudding and
+mince pies," which "a wall-eyed young man connected with the fly
+department at the hotel was, at a given signal, to dash into the
+kitchen, seize, and speed with to Dr. Watts's Charity," was painted
+with a warmth and colour that made my mouth water, even after the plate
+of cold beef, the small loaf, and the unaccustomed allowance of porter.
+
+"How like Dickens!" I exclaimed, with wet eyes, as I finished the
+recital; "and he even waited in Rochester all night to give his poor
+Travellers 'hot coffee and piles of bread and butter in the morning!'"
+
+"Get along with you! he didn't do nothing of the sort."
+
+"What! didn't he come here, as he says, and give the poor Travellers a
+Christmas treat?"
+
+Not a bit of it; as the matron, with indignation that seemed to have
+lost nothing by lapse of years, forthwith demonstrated. There had been
+no supper, no wassail, no hot coffee in the morning, and, in truth, no
+meeting between Charles Dickens and the Travellers, at Christmas or at
+any other time.
+
+Indeed, the visitors' book testified that the visit had been paid on
+May 11th, 1854, and not at Christmastide at all.
+
+It was time to go to bed after that, and I left the matron to cool down
+from the boiling-point to which she had been suddenly lifted at sight
+of the ghost of 1854. My little room looked cheerless enough in the
+candlelight, but I had brought sleep with me as a companion, and knew
+that I should soon be as happy as if my bed were of down, and the
+roof-tree that of Buckingham Palace.
+
+And so in sooth I would have been but for the chimney. Why did the
+otherwise unexceptional Master Watts insist upon the chimney? Such a
+chimney it was, too, yawning across the full length of one side of the
+room, and open straight up to the cold sky. There was--what I forgot
+to mention in the inventory--a sort of tall clothes-horse standing
+before the enormous aperture, and after trying various devices to keep
+the wind out, I at last bethought me of the supernumerary blanket, and,
+throwing it over the clothes-horse, I leaned it against the chimney
+board. This served admirably as long as it kept its feet, and when it
+blew down, as it did occasionally during the night, it only meant
+putting up and refixing it, and the exercise prevented heavy sleeping.
+
+At seven in the morning we were called up, and after another "good
+wash," went our ways, each with fourpence sterling in his hand, the
+parting gift of hospitable Master Watts.
+
+"Good-bye, paper-stainer," said the matron, as, after looking up and
+down High Street, I strode off towards the bridge, Londonwards. "Come
+and see us again if you are passing this way."
+
+"Thank you,--I will," I said.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+NIGHT AND DAY ON THE CARS IN CANADA.
+
+"Porter!"
+
+The voice broke the stillness of a long night, and suddenly woke me out
+of a deep sleep. There was a moment's pause, and then the voice, which
+sounded singularly near to my bed-curtains, spoke again.
+
+"Porter!"
+
+"Yes, sah!"
+
+"You have given me the wrong boots."
+
+From the foot of my bed, as it seemed, there came another voice which
+said, with querulous emphasis, "These are not my boots."
+
+Then followed explanations, apologies, and interchange of boots; and
+before the parleying had come to an end I was sufficiently awake to
+remember that on the previous night I had gone to bed in a Pullman car
+at Montreal, and had been speeding all night towards Halifax. It had
+been mild autumnal weather in Montreal, and the snow, which a week ago
+had fallen to the depth of two or three inches, had melted and been
+trodden out of sight save for the sprinkling which remained on the
+crest of Mount Royal. Here, as a glance through the window disclosed,
+we were again in the land of snow. It was not deep, for winter had not
+yet set in, and the sleighs, joyfully brought out at the first fall,
+had been relegated to summer quarters. But there was quite enough about
+to give the country a cheerful wintry aspect, the morning sun shining
+merrily over the white fields and the leafless trees, bare save for the
+foliage with which the snowflakes had endowed them. It may have been an
+equally fine morning in Montreal, but it is certain it seemed twice as
+bright and fresh here, and we began to realise something of those
+exhilarating properties of the Canadian air of which we had fondly read.
+
+On this long journey eastward travellers do not enter the city of
+Quebec. They pass by on the other side of the river, and thus gain the
+advantage of seeing Quebec as a picture should be seen, from a
+convenient distance. Moreover, like many celebrated paintings, Quebec
+will not stand inspection at the length of the nose. But even taken in
+detail, walking through its narrow and steep streets, there is much to
+delight the eye. It has quaint old houses, and shops with pea green
+shutters, over which flaunt crazy, large-lettered signs that it could
+have entered into the heart of none but a Frenchman to devise. Save for
+the absence of the blouse and the sabot you might, picking your way
+through the mud in a street in the lower part of the city, imagine
+yourself in some quarters of Dieppe or Calais, or any other of the
+busier towns in the north of France. The peaked roofs, the unexpected
+balconies, the ill-regulated gables, and the general individuality of
+the houses are pleasing to the eye wearied with the prim monotony of
+English street architecture.
+
+Quebec, to be seen at its best, should be gazed at from the harbour, or
+from the other side of the river. This morning it is glorious, with its
+streets in the snow, its many spires in the sunlight, and the blue haze
+of the hills in the distance. We make our first stoppage at Point Levi,
+the station for Quebec, and here are twenty minutes for breakfast. The
+whereabouts of breakfast is indicated by a youth, who from the steps of
+an "hotel" at the station gate stolidly rings a bell. The passengers
+enter, and are shown into a room, in the centre of which is a large
+stove. The atmosphere is simply horrible. The double windows are up for
+the still dallying winter, and, as the drops of dirty moisture which
+stand on the panes testify, they are hermetically closed. The kitchen
+leads out of the room by what is apparently the only open door in the
+house, every other being jealously closed lest peradventure a whiff of
+fresh air should get in. It is impossible to eat, and one is glad to
+pay for the untasted food and get out into the open air before the
+power of respiration is permanently injured.
+
+It was said this is the only place where there would be any chance of
+breakfast, nothing to eat till Trois Pistoles is reached, late in the
+afternoon. Happily this information turned out ill-founded. At L'Islet,
+a little station reached at eleven o'clock a stoppage was made at an
+unpretentious but clean and fresh restaurant, where the people speak
+French and know how to make soup.
+
+A few years ago a journey by rail between Montreal and Halifax, without
+break save what is necessary for replenishing the engine stores, would
+have been impossible. The Grand Trunk, spanning the breadth of the more
+favoured provinces of Ontario and Quebec, leaves New Brunswick and Nova
+Scotia without other means of intercommunication than is afforded by its
+many rivers and its questionable roads. For many years Canadian
+statesmen, and all others interested in the practical confederation of
+the various provinces that make up the Dominion, felt that the primary
+and surest bond of union would be a railway. The military authorities
+were even more urgent as to the necessity of connecting Quebec and
+Halifax, and at one time a military road was seriously talked about.
+Long ago a railway was projected, and in 1846-8 a survey was carried out
+with that object. From that date up to 1869, when the road was actually
+commenced, the matter was fitfully discussed, and it was only in 1876
+that the railway was opened.
+
+It is only a single line, and as a commercial undertaking is not likely
+to pay at that, passing as it does through long miles of territory where
+"still stands the forest primeval." It was made by the Dominion
+Government in pursuance of a high national policy, and it adequately and
+admirably meets the ends for which it was devised. The total length from
+Rivière du Loup to Halifax is 561 miles. There is a spur running down to
+St. John, in the Bay of Fundy, eighty-nine miles long, another branch
+fifty-two miles long to Pictou, a great coal district opposite the
+southern end of Prince Edward Island; while a third span of eleven
+miles, branching off at Monckton and finishing at Point du Char, meets
+the steamers for Prince Edward Island, making a total length of 713
+miles. The rails are steel, and the road is, mile for mile, as well made
+as any in England. The carriages are on the American principle--the long
+waggons capable of seating fifty or sixty persons, with an open passage
+down the centre, through which the conductor and ticket collector
+periodically walk. The carriages are heated to distraction by means of a
+huge stove at either end. It is possible to open the windows, but that
+is to be easily accomplished only after an apprenticeship too long for
+the stay of the average traveller. After a painful hour one gets
+accustomed to the atmosphere of the place, as it is happily possible to
+grow accustomed to any atmosphere. But the effect of these fierce stoves
+and obstinate windows must be permanently deleterious.
+
+The Pullman car has fortunately come to make railway travelling in
+America endurable. Apart from other considerations, the inevitable stove
+is better managed. You are thoroughly warmed,---occasionally, it is
+true, parboiled. But there is at least freedom from the sulphurous
+atmosphere which pervades the ordinary car, with its two infernal
+machines, one at either end. In addition, the Pullman cars have more
+luxurious fittings, and are hung on smoother springs. It is at night
+their value becomes higher, and travellers are inclined to lie awake and
+wonder how their fathers and elder brothers managed to travel in the
+pre-Pullman era.
+
+Life is too short to limit travel on this continent to the daytime.
+Travelling eight hours a day by rail, which we in England think a pretty
+good allowance, it would take just five days to go from Montreal to
+Halifax. Thanks to the Pullman car and its adequate sleeping
+accommodation, a business man may leave Montreal at ten o'clock at
+night, say on Monday, and be in Halifax in time to transact business
+shortly after noon on Wednesday. Thus he loses only a day, for he must
+sleep somewhere, and he might find many a worse bed than is made up for
+him on a Pullman. The arrangements for ventilation leave nothing to be
+desired save a little less apprehension on the part of Canadians of the
+supposed malign influence of fresh air. If you can get the ventilators
+kept open you may sleep with impunity. But, as far as a desire for
+preserving the goodwill of my immediate neighbours controls me, I would,
+being in Canada, as soon pick a pocket as open a window. One night,
+before the beds were made up I secretly approached the coloured
+gentleman in charge of the carriage and heavily bribed him to open the
+ventilators. This he faithfully did, as I saw, but when I awoke this
+morning, half stifled in the heavy atmosphere, I found every ventilator
+closed.
+
+After leaving Quebec, and for a far-reaching run, the railway skirts the
+river St. Lawrence, of which we get glimpses near and far as we pass.
+The time is not far distant when this mighty river will be frozen to the
+distance of fully a mile out, and men may skate where Atlantic steamers
+sail. At present the river is free, but the frost comes like a thief in
+the night, and the wary shipmasters have already gone into winter
+quarters. The railway people are also preparing for the too familiar
+terrors of the Canadian winter. As we steamed out of Quebec we saw the
+snow-ploughs conveniently shunted, ready for use at a moment's notice.
+The snowsheds are a permanent institution on the Intercolonial Railway.
+The train passes through them sometimes for the length of half a mile.
+They are simply wooden erections like a box, built in parts of the line
+where the snow is likely to drift. Passing swiftly through them just now
+you catch glimmers of light through the crevices. Presently, when the
+snow comes, these will be effectually closed up. Snow will lie a hundred
+feet thick on either side, to the full height of the shed, and the
+train, as watched from the line, will seem to vanish in an illimitable
+snow mound.
+
+This is as yet in the future. At present the landscape has all the
+beauty that snow can give without the monotony of the unrelieved waste
+of white. Mounds of brown earth, tufts of grass, bits of road, roofs of
+houses, and belts of pine showing above the sprinkling of snow, give
+colour to the landscape. One divines already why Canadians, in building
+their houses, paint a door, or a side of a chimney, or a gable-end, red
+or chocolate, whilst all the rest is white. This looks strange in the
+summer, or in the bleak interregnum when neither the sun nor the
+north-east wind can be said absolutely to reign. But in the winter, when
+far as the eye can roam it is wearied with sight of the everlasting
+snow, a patch of red or of warm brown on the scarcely less white houses
+is a surprising relief.
+
+The country in the neighbourhood of Rivière du Loup, where the Grand
+Trunk finishes and the Intercolonial begins, is filled with comfortable
+homesteads. The line runs through a valley between two ranges of hills.
+All about the slopes on the river side stand snug little houses, each
+within its own grounds, each having a peaked roof, which strives more or
+less effectually to rival the steepness of its neighbour. The houses
+straggle for miles down the line, as if they had started out from Quebec
+with the intention of founding a town for themselves, and had stopped on
+the way, beguiled by the beauty of the situation. Sometimes a little
+group stand together, when be sure you shall find a church, curiously
+small but exceedingly ornate in its architecture. The spires are coated
+with a glazed tile, which catches whatever sunlight there may be about,
+and glistens strangely in the landscape.
+
+The first day following the first night of our journey closed in a
+manner befitting its rare beauty. The sun went down amid a glow of
+grandeur that illuminated all the world to the west, transfigured the
+blue mountains veined with snow, and spread a soft roseate blush over
+the white lowlands. We went to bed in New Brunswick still in the hilly
+country named by the colonists Northumberland. We awoke to find
+ourselves in the narrow neck of land which connects Nova Scotia with the
+continent. It was like going to bed in Sweden in December, and waking in
+Ireland in September. The snow was melted, the sun was hidden behind the
+one thin cloud that spread from horizon to horizon, and the sharp, brisk
+air of yesterday was exchanged for a cold, wet atmosphere, that
+distilled itself in dank drops on the window-panes. The aspect of the
+country was also changed. The ground was sodden, the grass brown with
+perpetual wet. In one field we saw the hapless haycocks floating in
+water. Thus it was through Nova Scotia into Halifax--water everywhere on
+the ground, and threatening rain in the air.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+EASTER ON LES AVANTS.
+
+We nearly lost our Naturalist between Paris and Lausanne. It was felt at
+the time, more especially by the latest additions to the party, that
+this would have been a great calamity. Habits, long acquired, of
+stopping by the roadside and minutely examining weeds or bits of stone,
+are not to be eradicated in a night's journey by rail. Accordingly,
+wherever the train stopped the Naturalist was, at the last moment,
+discovered to be absent, and search parties were organised with a
+promptness that, before we reached Dijon, had become quite creditable.
+But the success achieved begat a condition of confidence that nearly
+proved fatal. In travelling on a French line there is only one thing
+more remarkable than the leisurely way in which an express train gets
+under way after having stopped at a station, and that is the excitement
+that pervades the neighbourhood ten minutes before the train starts. Men
+in uniform go about shrieking _"En voiture, messieurs, en voiture!"_ in
+a manner that suggests to the English traveller that the train is
+actually in motion, and that his passage is all but lost.
+
+It was this habitude that led to our excitement at Melun. We had, after
+superhuman efforts, got the Naturalist into the carriage, and had
+breathlessly fallen back in the seat, expecting the train to move
+forthwith. Ten minutes later it slowly steamed out of the station,
+accompanied by the sound of the tootling horn and enveloped in thick
+clouds of poisonous smoke. This sort of thing happening at one or two
+other stations, we were induced to give our Naturalist an extra five
+minutes to gather some fresh specimen of a rare grass growing between
+the rails or some curious insect embedded in the bookstall. It was at
+Sens that, growing bolder with success, we nearly did lose him,
+dragging him in at the last moment, amid a scene of excitement that
+could be equalled elsewhere only on the supposition that the station
+was on fire and that five kegs of gunpowder were in the booking-office.
+
+Shortly after leaving Dijon a conviction began to spread that perhaps if
+the fates had proved adverse, and we had lost him somewhere under
+circumstances that would have permitted him to come on by a morning
+train, we might have borne up against the calamity. Amongst a
+miscellaneous and imposing collection of scientific instruments, he was
+the pleased possessor of an aneroid. This I am sure is an excellent and
+even indispensable instrument at certain crises. But when you have been
+so lucky as to get to sleep in a railway carriage on a long night
+journey, to be awakened every quarter of an hour to be informed "how
+high you are now" grows wearisome before morning.
+
+It was the Chancery Barrister who was partly responsible for this. He
+found it impossible to sleep, and our Naturalist, fastening upon him,
+kept him carefully posted up in particulars of the increasing altitude.
+This was the kind of thing that broke in upon our slumbers all through
+the night:--
+
+Our Naturalist: "1200 feet above the level of the sea."
+
+The Chancery Barrister (in provokingly sleepy tone): "Ah!"
+
+Then we turn over, and fall asleep again. A quarter of an hour later:
+
+Our Naturalist: "1500 feet now."
+
+Chancery Barrister: "Really!"
+
+Another fitful slumber, broken by a strong presentiment that the
+demoniacal aneroid is being again produced.
+
+Our Naturalist (exultantly, as if he had privately arranged the incline,
+and was justly boastful of his success): "2100 feet."
+
+Chancery Barrister (evidently feeling that something extra is expected of
+him): "No, _really_ now!"
+
+This kind of thing through what should be the silent watches of the
+night is to be deprecated, as tending to bring science into disrepute.
+
+There was a good deal of excitement about the baggage. We were a
+personally conducted party to the extent that the Hon. Member who had
+suggested the trip, had undertaken the general direction, or had had
+the office thrust upon him. Feeling his responsibility, he had,
+immediately on arriving at Calais, changed some English money. This
+was found very convenient. Nobody had any francs except the Member, so
+we freely borrowed from him to meet trifling exigencies.
+
+With the object of arriving at the best possible means of dealing with
+the vexed question of luggage, a variety of expedients had been tried.
+The Chancery Barrister, having read many moving narratives of raids made
+upon registered luggage in the secrecy of the luggage van, had adopted a
+course which displayed a profound knowledge of human nature. He had
+argued with himself (as if he were a judge in chambers) that what proved
+an irresistible temptation to foreign guards and other railway officials
+was the appearance of boxes and portmanteaux iron-clasped,
+leather-strapped, and double-locked. The inference naturally was that
+they contained much that was valuable. Now, he had pointed out to
+himself, if you take a directly opposite course, and, as it were, invite
+the gentleman in charge of your luggage to open your portmanteau, he
+will think you have nothing in it worth his attention, and will pass on
+to others more jealously guarded. You can't very well leave your box
+open, as the things might tumble out. So, as a happy compromise, he had
+duly locked and strapped his portmanteau, and then tied the key to the
+handle.
+
+As he observes, with the shrewd perception that will inevitably lead him
+to the Woolsack, "You are really helpless, and can do nothing to prevent
+these gentlemen from helping themselves. If you leave the key there,
+there is a fair chance of their treating your property as the Levite
+treated the Good Samaritan. If not, your box will be decently opened
+instead of having the lock broken or the hinges wrenched off."
+
+That was a good idea, and proved triumphantly successful; for, on
+arrival at Montreux, the Chancery Barrister's portmanteau turned up all
+right, the key innocently reposing on the handle, and, as subsequent
+investigation showed, the contents untouched.
+
+Our Manufacturer had a still better way, though, as was urged, he comes
+from Yorkshire, and we of the southern part of the island have no chance
+in competition with the race. He lost his luggage somewhere between
+Dover and Paris, and has ever since been free from all care on the
+subject.
+
+Perhaps it was the influence of these varied incidents that led to a
+scene of some excitement on our arrival at Montreux station. There,
+what was left of our luggage was disgorged, and of fourteen packages
+registered, only nine were visible to the naked eye. It was then the
+Patriarch came to the front and displayed some of those qualities which
+subsequently found a fuller field amid the solitude of the Alps.
+
+We call him the Patriarch because he is a grandfather. In other respects
+he is the youngest of the party, the first on the highest peak, the
+first down in the afternoon with his ready order for "tea for ten," of
+which, if the party is late in arriving and he finds time hang heavy on
+his hands, he will genially drink five cups himself. With the care of
+half a dozen colossal commercial undertakings upon his mind, he is as
+merry as a boy and as playful as a kitten. But when once aroused his
+anger is terrible.
+
+His thunder and lightning played around the station-master at Montreux
+on the discovery of the absence of five packages. The Patriarch has a
+wholesome faith in the all-sufficiency of the English language. The
+station-master's sole lingual accomplishment was French. This
+concatenation of circumstances might with ordinary persons have led to
+some diminution of the force of adjuration. But probably the
+station-master lost little of the meaning the Patriarch desired to
+convey. This tended in the direction of showing the utter incapacity
+of the Swiss or French nature to manage a railway, and the discreditable
+incompetency of the officials of whatever grade. The station-master was
+properly abashed before the torrent of indignant speech. But he had his
+turn presently. Calmer inspection disclosed the fact that all the
+fourteen packets were delivered. It was delightful to see how the
+station-master, immediately assuming the offensive, followed the
+Patriarch about with gesticulation indicative of the presence of the
+baggage, and with taunting speech designed to make the Patriarch
+withdraw his remarks--whatever they might have been. On this point
+the station-master was not clear, but he had a shrewd suspicion that
+they were not complimentary. The Patriarch, however, now retired upon
+his dignity.
+
+It was, as he said, no use arguing with fellows like this.
+
+Les Avants sit high up among the mountains at the back of Montreux.
+It seems madness to go there at a time when fires are still cheerful
+and when the leaves have not yet put forth their greenness. But, as
+was made apparent in due time, Les Avants, at no time inconveniently
+cold, would be, but for the winds that blow over the snow-clad hills
+surprisingly hot. To build an hotel here seems a perilously bold
+undertaking. It is not on the way to anywhere, and people going from
+the outer world must march up the hill, and, when they are tired of it,
+must needs, like the Duke of York in his famous military expedition,
+march down again. None but a Swiss would build an hotel here, and few
+but English would frequent it. Yet the shrewdness of the proprietor has
+been amply justified, and Les Avants is becoming in increasing degree
+a favourite pilgrimage.
+
+The hotel was built nearly twenty years ago. Previously the little
+valley it dominates had been planted with one or two chalets which
+for more than half a century have looked out upon the deathless snows
+of the Dent du Midi. There is one which has rudely carved over the
+lintel of its door the date 1816. Noting which, the Chancery Barrister,
+with characteristic accuracy, observed that "five centuries look down
+upon us."
+
+Our landlord is an enterprising man. His business in life is to keep an
+hotel, and the height of his ambition is to keep it well. Only a
+fortnight ago he returned from a grand tour of the winter
+watering-places, from the Bay of Biscay to the Bay of Genoa. The
+ordinary attractions of the show places from Biarritz to Bordighera had
+no lure for him. What he studied were the hotels and their various modes
+of management. He told us, with a flush of pride on his sun-tanned
+cheek, that he travelled as an ordinary tourist. There was no hint of
+his condition or the object of his journey, no appeal to confraternity
+with a view to getting bed and breakfast at trade prices, or some
+reduction on the _table d'hôte_ charges. He travelled as a sort of Haroun
+al Raschid among innkeepers, haughtily paying his bills, and possibly
+feeing the waiters. He is a very good sort of a fellow, attentive and
+obliging, and it is odd how we all agree in the hope that he was from
+time to time over-charged.
+
+It is a fair prospect looked out upon from the bedroom window on our
+arrival. Almost at our feet, it seems, is the Lake of Geneva, though
+we remember the wearisome climb up the hill, and know it must be miles
+away. On the other side are the snow-clad hills that reach down to
+Savoy on the east, and are crowned by the heights of the Dent du Midi
+on the west. On the left, flanking our own place of abode, rise up the
+grim heights of the Roches de Naye, and, still farther back, the Dent
+du Jaman--a terrible tooth this, which draws attention from all the
+country round, and excites the wildest ambition of the tourist. The man
+or woman resting within a circuit of ten miles of Montreux, who has not
+touched the topmost heights of the Dent du Jaman, goes home a crushed
+person. A very small proportion do it, but every one talks of doing
+it---which, unless the weather be favourable, is perhaps the wiser
+thing to do. It fills a large place in the conversation as well as in
+the landscape, and it will be a bad thing for the Lake of Geneva if
+this tooth should ever be drawn.
+
+Lovely as was the scene in the fresh morning air, with the glistening
+snow, the dark pines on the lower hills, the blue lake, and the
+greyish upland, they did but serve to frame the picture of the
+Patriarch as he sat upon the bench in the front of the hotel. A short
+jacket of blue serge, knickerbockers of the same material, displaying
+the proportions of a notable pair of legs, the whole crowned by a
+chimney-pot hat, went to make up a remarkable figure. The Patriarch
+had in his hand a blue net for catching butterflies. The Naturalist
+had excited his imagination by stories of the presence of the
+"Camberwell Beauty," a rare and beautiful species of butterfly, of
+which he was determined to take home a specimen. In later days he
+was fair to see with his hat thrown back on his brow, his net in his
+hand: and his stout legs twinkling in their haste to come up with a
+butterfly.
+
+The Alps have witnessed many strange sights since first they uplifted
+their heads to heaven. But it is calculated that the Patriarch was
+the first who brought under their notice the chimney-pot hat of the
+civilised Englishman.
+
+This haste to be up on the first morning was a faithful precursor of
+the indomitable vitality of the Patriarch. He was always first up and
+first off, and, amongst many charming peculiarities, was his
+indifference as to which way the road lay. We generally had a guide
+with us, and nothing was more common in toiling up a mountain side
+than to discover the guide half a mile to the left and the Patriarch
+half a mile to the right, something after the fashion of the letter Y,
+we being at the stem. We saw a good deal more of the country than we
+otherwise should have done, owing to the constant necessity of going
+after the Patriarch and bringing him back. Sometimes he got away by
+himself, at others he deluded some hapless member of the company into
+following him. One young man, just called to the bar, had a promising
+career almost cut short on the second day. In the innocence of his
+heart he had followed the Patriarch, who led him through an apparently
+impassable pine forest on to the crest of a remote hill, whence he
+crawled down an hour late for luncheon, the Patriarch having arrived
+ten minutes before him, and having already had his knife into every
+receptacle for food that was spread out, from the loaf of bread to the
+box of sardines, from the preserved peaches to the cup without a handle
+that held the butter.
+
+Walking up the hill behind the hotel on the way to the Jaman, the Member
+had a happy idea. "Why," he asked, "should not the Parliamentary Session
+be movable, like a reading party? Say the Bankruptcy Bill is referred
+to a grand committee. What is to prevent them coming right off here and
+settling down for a fortnight or three weeks, or in fact whatever time
+might be necessary thoroughly to discuss the measure?"
+
+They might do worse, we agreed, as we walked on, carefully selecting
+the shady side of the road, and thinking of dear friends shivering in
+England. The blue haze under which we know the lake lies; the Alps all
+around, their green sides laced with snow and their heads covered with
+it; the fleckless blue sky; the brown rocks, and over all and through
+all the murmuring music of the invisible stream, as it trickles on its
+way down the gorge, would be better accompaniments to a good grind at a
+difficult Bill than any to be found within the precincts of Westminster.
+
+"You remember what Virgil says?" the Chancery Barrister strikes in.
+
+Divers things of diverse character we have discovered invariably remind
+the Chancery Barrister of Virgil or Horace, occasionally perchance of
+an English poet. This is very pleasant, and none the less so because
+the reminiscences come slowly, gathering strength as they advance, like
+the Chancery Barrister's laugh, which begins like the pattering of rain
+on leaves, and ends in the roar of a thunderstorm. The Chancery
+Barrister takes his jokes gently to begin with: he sees them afar off,
+and, closing one eye, begins to smile. The smile broadens to a grin, the
+grin becomes a cachinnation, then, as he hugs the fun, the cachinnation
+deepens to a roar of laughter, and the thing is complete.
+
+It is thus with his quotations, though these are not always
+completed--at least, not in accordance with recognised authorities. As
+one of the ladies says, with that kindliness peculiar to the sex, "The
+Chancery Barrister is most original when he is making a quotation."
+
+"What's that Wolsey says about the pomps and vanities of this world?"
+"'Vain pomps and vanities of this world,'" the Chancery Barrister
+begins, and we know we are in for a quotation. "No, not pomps and
+vanities. 'Vain pomps and glories of this world' (that's it)--"
+
+ "'Vain pomp and glory of this world, I hate ye.
+ I feel my heart new opened. O how wretched
+ Is the poor man that hangs on princes' favours!
+ There is betwixt the smile we would aspire to,
+ That sweet aspect of princes and their ruin,
+ More pangs and fears than wars or women have.'"
+
+It's odd how one thing leads to another. By the time the Chancery
+Barrister has got his quotation right, the Patriarch is half a mile
+ahead in the wrong direction, and we all have to go and look for him.
+
+The Col de Jaman is the salvation of many tourists. Not being regular
+Alpine climbers, they start over the Dent and get as far as the Col,
+rest awhile just under the great mountain molar, and come down. We had
+a splendid day for our expedition. It had been freezing hard in the
+night, and when we reached the snow region we found the pines frosted.
+On the Col a beneficent commune has built some chalets furnished with
+plentiful supply of firewood. Out of the sun it was bitterly cold, and
+we were glad to light a fire, which crackled and roared up the broad
+chimney and made a pretty accompaniment to the Chancery Barrister's
+song about the Jolly Young Waterman. He sang it all in one key, and
+that the wrong one. But it was a well-meant effort, and we all joined
+in the chorus.
+
+There's some talk to-day of a startling episode at an hotel up the
+Rhone Valley. A Russian gentleman was sitting sipping his tea, when
+there approached him a lady, who addressed him in three languages.
+His replies not being satisfactory she shot him. This is cited by the
+Chancery Barrister as showing the advantage of an early acquaintance
+with foreign languages, and the desirableness of a pure accent.
+
+It is quite agreed that if our Naturalist had been in the Russian's
+place he would have been shot after the first question. This morning,
+on ringing for his bath, he was answered by a chambermaid with a "Pas
+encore." Why "not just yet" our Naturalist did not know. He was not
+unusually early. But he had done his duty. He had tried to get up and
+have his bath; it was not ready, so he might go back to bed with a
+quiet conscience. Presently came another knock, and our Naturalist,
+carefully robing himself, opened the door, and discovered the
+chambermaid standing there with a plate, a knife, and a breakfast roll.
+
+"What the dev----I mean _qu'c'est qu'c'est_?" he asked.
+
+"_Monsieur a demandé le petit pain_," the girl replied, astonished at
+his astonishment.
+
+With great presence of mind he accepted the situation, took in the
+bread, and did without his bath. The Member says that, coming upon him
+suddenly amid the silence of the snow, he heard him practising the
+slightly different sounds of _pain_ and _bain_.
+
+Nothing but snow between the Col and the Dent du Jaman, but snow at its
+very best, hard and dry. Just before we reach the top we come upon a
+huge drift frozen hard and slippery. We might have gone round, but we
+decided to try and climb. The Patriarch of course was first, and
+achieved the task triumphantly. Others followed, and then came the
+Chancery Barrister. Another step, and he would have safely landed.
+But unhappily a quotation occurred to him.
+
+"This is jolly," he said, turning half round, with the proud
+consciousness that he was at the crest and that with another stride all
+would be well; "what's that Horace says about enjoying what you have?"
+
+ "'Me pascant olivae,
+ Me cichorea, levesque malvae,
+ Frui paratis, et valido mihi,
+ Latoe, dones, et, precor, integra
+ Cum----'"
+
+Here the most terrible contortion appeared on the generally pleasant
+countenance of the Chancery Barrister. He clutched desperately at the
+ice; but his suspicion was too true. He had begun to move downwards
+("When he got to _cum_ he came," the Member, who makes bad jokes, says),
+and with increasing impetus he slid down the bank. His face during the
+terrible moments when he was not quite certain where he would stop, or
+indeed whether he would ever stop, passed through a series of
+contortions highly interesting to those on the bank above.
+
+"_Me pascant olivae_!" cried the Member. "Olives are evidently no use as
+a support in a case like yours, and diachylon would be more use to you
+now than soft mallows."
+
+The Chancery Barrister, who had happily reached the bottom, walked round
+by a more accessible path, and nothing further either from Horace or
+Virgil occurred to him for more than an hour.
+
+Perhaps the difference in the weather had something to do with it, but
+we found the Dent du Jaman not nearly so difficult to climb as the
+Roches de Naye. After the scamper across the snow and the climb over
+this little ice-collar down which the Chancery Barrister had slipped,
+there is no more snow. We climb up by steps worn by the feet of many
+adventurers. The top is a level cone with an area not much greater
+than that of a moderate-sized dining-room. There was not a breath of
+wind, and the sun beat down with a warmth made all the more delicious
+by the recollection of the frozen region through which we had passed.
+The Dent is only a trifle above six thousand feet high, but the prospect
+as seen from it stretches far. Below is the Canton de Vaud, a portion of
+the Jura chain of mountains, the far-reaching Alps of the Savoy, a bit
+of the lake gleaming like an emerald under the white tops of the
+mountains, a cloud on the southern horizon that the guide tells us are
+the mountains of the Valais, and, still to the south just touched by the
+sun, glitter the snow summits of the Great St. Bernard.
+
+Coming down, we bivouac in the _châlet_, lighting up the fire again.
+Here, twelve hundred feet lower down, it is bitterly cold, in spite
+of, perhaps because of, the fire. The _châlet_ is built with commendable
+deference to the necessity for ventilation. The wind, smelling fire,
+comes rushing over the snow, and we are glad to put on coat and caps.
+The conversation turns to legal topics, and certain eminent personages
+are discussed with great severity. Of one it is roundly asserted that
+he is mad.
+
+"I am quite sure of it," said the Chancery Barrister, who has recovered
+his spirits with his footing, "and I'll tell you why. He seconded me
+for the Reform Club, and----"
+
+We all agree that this is quite enough; but the Chancery Barrister
+insists on proceeding with his narrative, of which it seems this was
+merely the introduction.
+
+We found our Naturalist of very little use. We had expected he would
+mount with us whatever heights we sought, and had pleasing views of
+his explaining the flora as we went along. But he always had some
+excuse that kept him on lower levels. One morning he declared he had
+passed a sleepless night owing to the efforts of two Scotch lads who
+occupied the room next to him. They had some taste for carpentering,
+and were addicted to getting up in the dead of the night and doing odd
+jobs about the room. At half-past five a.m. they left their couch and
+began playing Cain and Abel. Only the Naturalist protested there is no
+authority in Scripture for the fearful row Abel made when Cain got him
+down on his back.
+
+At other times our Naturalist had heard of a "Camberwell Beauty" in
+the neighbourhood, and must needs go and catch it, which, by the way,
+he never did. On the whole, we conclude our Naturalist is an impostor.
+
+We reserved the Roches de Naye till the last day. It was rather a
+stupendous undertaking, the landlord assuring us that four guides were
+necessary. One led a horse that no one would ride, one carried the
+indispensable luncheon-basket, and two fared forth at early morn to cut
+steps in the snow. The sun was shining when we started on this desperate
+enterprise, and it was hot enough as we toiled along the lower heights.
+But when we reached the snow level, the sun had gone in, having just
+shone long enough to make the snow wet. Then a cold bleak wind set in,
+and we began to think that, after all, there was more in the Naturalist
+than met the eye. Whilst we were toiling along, sometimes temporarily
+despairing, and generally up to our waists in snow, he was enjoying the
+comforts of the hotel, or strolling about in languid search of fabulous
+butterflies.
+
+Picking our way round a hill in which had been cut in the snow a ledge
+about two feet wide, we came in face of the slope we were to climb. Up
+at the top, looking like black ants, were the guides cutting a zigzag
+path in the snow. The Member observed that if any one were to offer
+him a sovereign and his board on condition of his climbing up this
+slope, he would prefer to remain in indigent circumstances. As we
+were getting nothing for the labour, were indeed paying for the
+privilege of undertaking it, we stuck at it, and after a steady climb
+reached the top, when the wind was worse than ever. It was past
+luncheon time, and every one was ferociously hungry; but it was agreed
+that if we camped here and lunched, we should never get to the top. So
+on we went, through the sloppy snow, pursued by the keen blast that
+cut through all possible clothing.
+
+It was a hard pull and not much to see for it, since clouds had rolled
+up from the west and hid the promised panorama. The wind was terrible,
+and there was no shelter. But we could hold out no longer, and the
+luncheon being laid upon the sloppy grass, the Patriarch, with his
+accustomed impartiality, went round with his knife.
+
+By this time we had induced him to take the sardines last, which he
+obligingly did.
+
+We ran most of the way back to the side of the hill where the snow had
+been cut. The exercise made us a little warmer; and the genial influence
+of the cold fowl, the hard-boiled eggs, the sardines and the thin red
+wine beginning to work, we were able to enjoy the spectacle of the
+Patriarch leading the first party down the perilous incline. We had
+ropes, but didn't think it worth while to be tied. The party was divided
+into two sections, half a dozen holding on to a rope. It must have been
+a beautiful sight from many a near mountain height to watch the
+Patriarch's chimney-pot hat slowly move downwards on the zigzag path.
+
+"What's that Virgil says about ranging mountain tops?" said the Chancery
+Barrister:
+
+ "Me Parnassi deserta per ardua dulcis
+ Raptat amor: juvat ire jugis, qua nulla priorum
+ Castaliam molli divertitur orbita clivo."
+
+He had got in the centre of the second party, and with two before him,
+three behind, and a firm grip on the rope, he thought it safe to quote
+poetry.
+
+We had eight days at Les Avants, of which this devoted to the ascent of
+the Roches was the only one the sun did not shine upon. Whether on
+mountain or in valley, what time the sun was shining it was delightfully
+warm. The narcissi were not yet out, but the fields were thick with
+their buds. How the place would look when their glory had burst forth on
+all the green Alps we could only imagine. But already everywhere bloomed
+the abundant marigolds, the hepaticae, the violets, the oxlips, the
+gentians, the primroses, and the forget-me-nots.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+THE BATTLE OF MERTHYR.
+
+"Well, sir, it is, as you say, a long time ago, but it was one of those
+things, look you, that a man meets with only once in his lifetime; and
+that being so, I might call it all to mind if I began slowly, and went
+on so as to keep my pipe alight to the end."
+
+The speaker was a little, white-haired miner, who had been employed for
+fifty years by the Crawshays, of Cyfarthfa. We were sitting in the
+sanctum of his kitchen, the beautifully sanded floor of which smote me
+with remorse, for I had walked up from Merthyr, and was painfully
+conscious of two muddy footprints in the doorway.
+
+Mrs. Morgan Griffiths, engaged upon the task of repairing Mr. Morgan
+Griffiths's hose, was seated in the middle of the room opposite the
+fireplace, having against the wall on either side of her a mahogany
+chest of drawers in resplendent state of polish. Mr. Morgan Griffiths
+sat beside the fireplace, with his pipe in one hand, the other resting
+affectionately upon another mahogany chest of drawers, also
+resplendently polished, standing in a recess at his left. The other side
+of the fireplace was occupied by the visitor, who, if he had turned his
+head a little to the right, might have seen his face reflected in the
+resplendent polish of a third mahogany chest of drawers, which somewhat
+inconveniently projected from the recess on the side of the fireplace.
+
+Apparently, every well-to-do Welsh collier marks his status in society
+by the possession of a mahogany chest of drawers--if mounted in brass
+so much the better--which it is the pride and privilege of his wife to
+keep in a state of resplendent polish. Mr. Morgan Griffiths having had a
+long run of prosperity, and being of a frugal mind, had launched out
+largely in the purchase of mahogany chests of drawers, and his kitchen
+may be said to bristle with them. Each had its history, and it was to
+the patient listening to the repetition thereof, and to the expenditure
+of much appreciative criticism upon the varied styles of architecture
+displayed in their construction, that I completely won Mr. Morgan
+Griffiths's confidence, and overcame the cautious fencing with which
+he met my first inquiries touching his recollection of the memorable
+Merthyr Riots of 1831.
+
+Perfect confidence reigned between us now, and I discovered that,
+though it is exceedingly hard to get a Welsh miner to talk freely to
+"a Saxon," when he opens his heart, and can look back for a period of
+fifty years, he is a very interesting companion.
+
+"Yes, it's a long time ago," Mr. Morgan Griffiths repeated, in short,
+clipping intonation of the English language I will not attempt to
+reproduce, "but I've often talked it over with Mrs. Morgan Griffiths,
+and I can see it all now. Times was sore bad, and there was a deal
+of poverty about. Bread was dear, and iron was cheap--at least so Mr.
+Crawshay said when we went up to ask him if he couldn't give us
+miners a trifle over the twelve or thirteen shillings a week we was
+earning. Everybody I knowed was in debt, and had been in debt for
+some time, and was getting further in every week. The shopkeepers
+up at Merthyr were getting uneasy about their money, and besides
+saying plump out to some of us that we couldn't have any more bread,
+or that, without money down on the nail, they served out all round
+summonses to what was called the Court of Requests. That was all
+very well, but as we couldn't get enough to eat from day to day
+upon our wages, it was pretty certain we couldn't go and pay up
+arrears. But the summonses came all the same, and it was a black
+look-out, I can tell you.
+
+"One day, in the middle of the summer of this year 1831, there was
+a great meeting out on Waun-hill of all the miners of the country.
+I can't rightly tell you the day of the month, but it was about
+three reeks after we rescued Thomas Llewellin, who had been sent
+to gaol on account of the row at Mr. Stephens's. We talked over
+our grievances together, and we made up our minds that we couldn't
+stand them any longer, though we meant no more mischief than our
+little Morgan who wasn't born then, me and Mrs. Morgan Griffiths
+not being married at the time, nor indeed set eyes on each other.
+After the row opposite the Bush Inn, I went back to my work till
+such time as the petition we had agreed to send to the King was
+written out by Owen Evans, and had come round to be signed by us
+all. But there was others not so peaceably minded, and a lot of
+them, meeting outside Merthyr, marched over the hill to Aberdare,
+where they went to Mr. Fothergill's and treated him pretty
+roughly. They ate up all the victuals in the house, and finished
+up all the beer, and then took a turn round the town collecting
+all the bread and cheese they could lay their hands on.
+
+"A lad sent by Mr. Fothergill came running over the mountain with
+a letter to the magistrates, telling them what was happening in
+Aberdare, and pressing them to send off for the soldiers. It was
+said the magistrates did this pretty quick, but we had no railways
+or telegraphs then, and, ride as quick as you might, the soldiers
+could not get here before morning. The men from Aberdare were back
+here the same night, and marched straight for the Court of Requests,
+where they made poor Coffin, the clerk, give up every scrap of book
+or paper he had about the Court's business, and they made a bonfire
+of them in the middle of the street. Then they came over here, and
+swore we should all turn out and join them.
+
+"I remember it well. I was just coming up from the pit to go to my
+tea, when they came bursting over the tips, shouting and waving
+their sticks, and wearing in their hats little bits of burnt paper
+from the bonfire opposite Coffin's house. They were most of them
+drunk, but they were very friendly with us, and only wanted us to
+leave off work and go along with them. I was a young fellow then,
+up to any lark, and didn't make much fuss about it. So off we
+went to Dowlais, freed the men there, and we all had a good drink
+together.
+
+"Next day the soldiers came in earnest: Scotchmen with petticoats
+on, and nasty-looking guns on their shoulders. I stood in a passage
+whilst they marched down High Street from Cyfarthfa way, and didn't
+like the look of things at all. But close upon their heels came all
+our fellows, with bludgeons in their hands, and one of them, a man
+from Dowlais, had tied a red pocket-handkerchief on a stick and waved
+it over his head like a flag. The soldiers tramped steadily along till
+they got just above the Castle Inn, and there they halted, our men
+pressing on till they filled the open place below the Castle, as well
+as crowding the street behind the soldiers, who looked to me, as I
+hung on by the hands and legs to a lamp-post, just like a patch of red
+in the centre of a great mass of black. The soldiers had some bread
+and cheese and beer served out to them, but they were a long time
+getting it; for as soon as any one came out of the Castle with a loaf
+of bread and a piece of cheese some of our men snatched it out of
+their hands and eat it, jeering at the soldiers and offering them bits.
+
+"The soldiers never said a word or budged an inch till the Sheriff
+looked out of the window and asked the little fellow who was their
+commander-in-chief to draw them up on the pavement close before the
+hotel. The little fellow said something to them; and they turned round
+their guns so as the butt ends were presented, and marched straight
+forward, as if our fellows were not on the pavement as thick as ants.
+There was a little stoppage owing to the men not being able to clear
+off because of the crowd on the right and left. But the thick ends of
+the guns went steadily on with the bare-legged silent soldiers after
+them, and in a few strides the pavement was clear, and the soldiers
+were eating their bread and cheese with their faces to the crowd, and
+a tight right-handed grip on their muskets.
+
+"The Sheriff got on a chair in the doorway of the Castle, with the
+soldiers well placed between him and us, and made a rigmaroling
+speech about law and order, and the King; but he said nothing about
+giving us more wages. Our master, Mr. Crawshay, was in the hotel too,
+and so was Mr. Guest, of Dowlais. Evan Jones, a man who had come over
+from Aberdare, got up on the shoulders of his mates and made a
+rattling speech all about our poor wages.
+
+"'Law and order's all very well," he said, "but can you live on twelve
+shillings a week, Mr. Sheriff, and bring up a lot of little sheriffs?'
+
+"Then we all shouted, and old Crawshay coming up to the doorway, I got
+down from the lamp-post, not wishing to let him see me there, though I
+was only standing on my rights. But Mr. William had a voice which,
+something like an old file at work, could go through any crowd, and I
+heard him in his quiet, stern way, just as if he was talking to his men
+on a pay-day, say it was no use them crowding there with sticks and
+stones to talk to him about wages.
+
+"'Go home, all of you' he said; 'go to bed; and when you are sober and
+in your senses, send us a deputation from each mine, and we'll see what
+can be done. But you won't be sensible for a fortnight after this mad
+acting; so let us say on this day fortnight you come with your
+deputation. Now go home, and don't make fools of yourselves any more.'
+
+"We always listened to what Mr. Crawshay said, though he might be a
+little hard sometimes, and this made us waver. But just then
+Lewis-yr-Helwyr, shouting out in Welsh, 'We ask for more wages and they
+give us soldiers,' leaped at the throat of the Scotchman nearest to him,
+and snatching the musket out of his hand, stuck the bayonet into him.
+
+"In the twinkling of an eye the great black mass jumped upon the little
+red patch I told you of, and a fearful struggle began. The attack was so
+sudden, and the soldiers were at the moment so earnest with their bread
+and cheese, that nearly all the front rank men lost their muskets and
+pressed backward on their comrades behind. These levelled their pieces
+over the front rank's shoulders and fired straight into the thick of us.
+The little officer had hardly given the word to fire when he was knocked
+down by a blow on the head, and a bayonet stuck into him, Our men
+pressed stoutly forward and, tumbling over the dead, fell upon the
+soldiers, who could move neither arm nor leg. The rear rank were, as
+fast as they could bustle, filing into the hotel, but not before they
+had managed to pass over their heads the little officer, who looked very
+sick, with the blood streaming down his face.
+
+"At last the soldiers all got inside the doorway of the hotel, where
+they stood fast like a wedge, two kneeling down shoulder to shoulder
+with their bayonets fixed, three others firing over their heads, and
+others behind handing up loaded guns as fast as they fired. There was a
+lane speedily made amongst us in front of the doorway; but we had won
+the fight for all that, and cheered like mad when the soldiers turned
+tail.
+
+"In a few minutes we shouted on the other side of our mouths. Without
+any notice the windows of every room in the hotel suddenly flew up, and
+out came from each the muzzles of a pair of muskets which flashed death
+down upon us at the rate of two men a minute; for as soon as the first
+couple of soldiers fired they retired and reloaded whilst two others
+took their places and blazed away. A rush was made to the back of the
+hotel, and we had got into the passage, when the bearded faces of the
+Scotchmen showed through the smoke with which the house was filled, and
+the leaders of our lot were shoved back at the point of the bayonet. At
+the same time the windows at the back of the house flew up as they had
+done in the front, and the muzzles of the muskets peeped out as they
+had done before.
+
+"This was getting rather hot for me. Men dead or dying were lying about
+everywhere around the Castle Inn. If I had been asked that night how
+many were killed, I think I should have said two hundred; but when the
+accounts came to be made up, it was found that not more than sixty or
+seventy were shot dead, though many more were wounded. I was neither
+hurt nor dead as yet, and I thought I had better go home if I wanted to
+keep so. I was below the Castle Inn at the time, and not caring to pass
+the windows with those deadly barrels peeping out I turned down High
+Street, and walked through the town. It was raining in torrents, and I
+never saw Merthyr look so wretched. Every shop was closed, and
+barricades placed across some of the windows of the private houses; and
+as I walked along, trying to look as if I hadn't been up at the Castle,
+I saw white faces peeping over window blinds.
+
+"Merthyr was trembling in its shoes that day, I can tell you; and it
+came out afterwards that every tradesman in the place had got together
+all the bread, cheese, meat, pies, and beer he could put his hands on,
+ready to throw out to the mob if they came knocking at his door.
+
+"It was late at night when I got home, having gone a long way round, and
+I saw nothing more of our fellows; but I heard that the wounded soldiers
+had been taken up to Penydarren House, which was fortified by their
+comrades, and held all night against our men. Somehow the word got
+passed round that we were to meet the next morning in a quiet place on
+the Brecon road, and when I got there I found our gallant fellows in
+great force. I, having neither sword nor gun, was told off with a lot of
+others to get up on the heights that bank the turnpike road near
+Coedycymmer, and roll down big stones, so that the fresh troops expected
+up from Brecon could not pass. This we did with a will; and when, in the
+afternoon, a lot of cavalry came up, we made it so hot for them, what
+with the stones rolled down from above and the musketry that came
+rattling up from our men who had guns, that they cleared off pretty
+smartly.
+
+"This cheered us greatly, and another lot of ours, who had been posted
+on the Swansea road to intercept troops coming up in that direction,
+soon after joined us, with news of a great victory, by which they had
+routed the soldiers and taken their swords and muskets. We thought
+Merthyr was ours, though I'm not sure that we quite knew what we were
+going to do with it. When somebody shouted, 'Let's go to Merthyr!' we
+all shouted with him, and ran along the road, intending to take
+Penydarren House by storm. On the way we met Evan Price and some others,
+who had been to see Mr. Guest, and had been promised fine things for the
+men if they would give up their arms and go peaceably to work. Some
+jumped at this offer and sneaked off; but I had got a sabre now, and was
+in for death or glory. There was a good many in the same boat, and on we
+went towards Penydarren House, enough of us to eat it up, if the walls
+had been built of boiled potatoes instead of bricks.
+
+"When we got in sight of the house, we found they were ready for us, and
+had got a lot of those soldiers drawn up in battle array. There was a
+deal of disputing amongst our leaders how the attack was to commence,
+and whilst they were chattering the men were dropping off in twos and
+threes, and in about an hour we were all gone, so nothing more was
+done that night.
+
+"We lay quietly in our own homes on Sunday, and on Monday had a great
+meeting on Waun-hill again, colliers coming up by thousands to join up
+from all parts around. Early in the forenoon we began to move down
+towards Merthyr, everybody in high spirits, shouting, waving caps, and
+brandishing swords. I saw one man get an awful backhanded cut on the
+cheek from an Aberdare collier, who was waving his sword about like a
+madman. Nobody knew exactly where we were going, or what we were going
+to do; but when we got as far as Dowlais we were saved the trouble of
+deciding, for there was Mr. Guest, with a great army of soldiers drawn
+up across the road. Mr. Guest was as cool as myself, and rode forward
+to meet us as if we were the best friends in the world. He made a good
+speech, begging us to think of our wives and families, and go quietly
+home whilst we had the chance. Nothing came of that, however, and he
+pulled out a paper, and read an Act of Parliament, after which he
+turned to the commander-in chief of the soldiers, and said he had done
+all a magistrate could do, and the soldiers must do the rest.
+
+"'Get ready,' shouts out the commander-in-chief; and the soldiers
+brought their muskets down with a flash like lightning, and a clash that
+made me feel uncomfortable, remembering what I had seen on the Friday.
+
+"'Present!'
+
+"There was ten murderous barrels looking straight at us. Another word,
+and we should have their contents amongst our clothes. It was an awful
+moment. I saw one black-bearded fellow had covered me as if I were a
+round target, and I said to myself as well as I could speak for my lips
+were like parched peas, 'Morgan Griffiths, twelve shillings a week and
+an allowance of coal is better than this'; and I'm not ashamed to own
+that I turned round and made my way through the crush of our men, which
+was getting less inconveniently pressing at the end nearest to the
+levelled barrels.
+
+"There was, to tell the truth, a good deal of movement towards the rear
+amongst our men, and when Mr. Guest saw this he rode up again, and,
+standing right between the guns and the front rank of our men, said
+something which I could not rightly hear, and then our men began running
+off faster than ever, so that in about half an hour the soldiers had the
+road to themselves.
+
+"That was not the last of the riots, but it is all I can tell you about
+them, for I had had quite enough of the business. There is something
+about the look of a row of muskets pointed at you, with ball inside the
+barrels and a steady finger on the triggers, which you don't care to see
+too often.
+
+"Anyhow, I went home, and there heard tell of more fighting all that
+week on the Brecon road, of Merthyr in a state of panic, and at last of
+Dick Penderyn and Lewis the Huntsman being taken, and the whole of our
+men scattered about the country, and hunted as if they were rats.
+
+"It was a bad business, sir--a very bad business, and I know no more
+than them as was shot down in the front of the Castle Hotel how it came
+about or what we meant to do. We were like a barrel of gunpowder that
+had been broken up and scattered about the road. A spark came, and
+poof!--we went off with a bang, and couldn't stop ourselves. Yes, this
+is a bad business, too, this strike of to-day, and there's a good many
+thousand men going about idle and hungry who were busy and full a month
+ago. I don't feel the bitterness of it myself so much, because I have a
+little store in the house. I had been saving it to buy another chest of
+drawers to stand there, opposite the door, but it's going out now in
+bread and meat, and I don't know whether I shall live to save up enough
+after the trouble's over, for I'm getting old now, look you."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+MOSQUITOES AND MONACO.
+
+Up to the end of October, in ordinary seasons, the mosquitoes hold
+their own against all comers along the full length of the Riviera. For
+some unexplained reasons they clear out earlier from Genoa, though the
+atmosphere may be as unbearably close as at other points of the coast
+which mosquitoes have in most melancholy manner marked as their own.
+Perhaps it is the noise of the city that scares them. The people live
+in the street as much as possible, and therein conduct their converse
+in highly-pitched notes. I have a strong suspicion that, like the
+habitation jointly rented by Messrs. Box and Cox, Genoa is tenanted by
+two distinct populations. One fills the place by day and throughout the
+evening up to about ten o'clock; after this hour it disappears, and
+there is a brief interval of rare repose. About 2 a.m. the Cox of this
+joint tenancy appears on the scene, and by four there is a full tide
+of bustle that murders sleep as effectually as was ever done by Macbeth.
+I do not wonder that the mosquitoes (who, I have the best reason to
+know, are insects of the finest discrimination and the most exacting
+good taste) quit Genoa at the earliest possible moment.
+
+The most delightful spot in or near the city is, to my mind, Campo
+Santo, the place where rich Genoese go when they die. The burial-ground
+is a large plot of ill-kept land, where weeds grow, and mean little
+crosses rear their heads. Round this run colonnades adorned with
+statuary, generally life-size, and frequently of striking merit.
+Originally, it is presumable that the sculptor's art was invoked in
+order to perpetuate the memory of the dead. There are in some of the
+recesses, either in the form of medallions or busts, life-like
+representations of those who have gone before. But the fashion of the
+day is improving upon this. In the newest sculptures there is
+exceedingly little of the dead, and as much as possible of the living.
+
+About half-way down the colonnade, entering from the right, there is a
+memorable group. A woman of middle age, portly presence and expansive
+dress, is discovered in the centre on her knees, with hands clasped.
+The figure is life-size and every detail of adornment, from the heavy
+bracelet on her wrist to the fine lace of her collar, is wrought from
+the imperishable marble. On her face is an expression of profound grief,
+tempered by the consciousness that her large earrings have been done
+justice to. Standing at a respectful distance behind her is a youth with
+bared head drooped, and a tear delicately chiselled in the eye nearest
+to the spectator. He carries his hat in his hand, displays much
+shirt-cuff; and the bell-shaped cut of the trouser lying over his dainty
+boot makes his foot look preciously small.
+
+These figures, both life-size, stand in an arched recess, and show to
+the best advantage. Just above the arch the more observant visitor will
+catch sight of a small medallion, modestly displaying, about half
+life-size, the face of an ordinary-looking man, who may have been a
+prosperous linendraper or a cheesefactor with whom the markets had gone
+well. This is presumably the deceased, and it is difficult to imagine
+anything more soothing to the feelings of his widow and son than to come
+here in the quiet evenings or peaceful mornings and contemplate their
+own life-sized figures so becomingly bereaved.
+
+Mosquitoes do not meddle with woe so sacred as this; but at San Remo,
+for example, which has no Campo Santo, they are having what is known in
+the American language as a high old time. Along the Riviera the shutters
+of the hotels are taken down in the first week of October. Then arrives
+the proprietor with the advance guard of servants, and the third cook;
+the _chef_ and his first lieutenant will not come till a month later. In
+the meantime the third cook can prepare the meals for the establishment
+and for any chance visitor whom evil fate may have led untimeously into
+these parts. Then begins the scrubbing down and the dusting, the
+bringing out of stored carpets, and the muffling of echoing corridors
+in brown matting. The season does not commence till November,
+coincidental with the departure of the mosquitoes. But there is enough
+to occupy the interval, and there are not wanting casual travellers
+whose bills suffice to cover current expenses. On these wayfarers the
+faithful mosquito preys with the desperate determination born of the
+conviction that time is getting a little short with him, and that his
+pleasant evenings are numbered.
+
+There are several ways of dealing with the mosquito, all more or less
+unsatisfactory. The commonest is to make careful examination before
+blowing out the candle, with intent to see that none of the enemy
+lingers within the curtains of the bed. This is good, as far as it
+goes. But, having spent half an hour with candle in hand inside the
+curtains, to the imminent danger of setting the premises on fire, and
+having convinced yourself that there is not a mosquito in the inclosure,
+and so blown out the candle and prepared to sleep, it requires a mind
+of singular equanimity forthwith to hear without emotion the too
+familiar whiz. At Bordighera the mosquitoes, disdaining strategic
+movements, openly flutter round the lamps on the dinner-table, and
+ladies sit at meat with blue gauze veils obscuring their charms. Half
+measures were evidently of no use in these circumstances, and I tried
+a whole one. Having shut the windows of the bedroom, I smoked several
+cigars, tobacco fumes being understood to have a dreamy influence on
+the mosquito. At Bordighera they had none. I next made a fire of a box
+of matches, and burnt on the embers a quantity of insect powder. This
+filled the chamber with an intolerable stench, which, whatever may be
+the case elsewhere, is much enjoyed by the Bordighera mosquito. These
+operations serve a useful purpose in occupying the mind and helping
+the night to pass away. But as direct deterrents they cannot
+conscientiously be recommended.
+
+There is one place along the Riviera where the mosquito is defied.
+Monaco has special attractions of its own which triumphantly
+withstand all countervailing influences. Other places along the
+coast are deserted from the end of June to the beginning of November.
+But Monaco, or rather the suburb of it situated on Monte Carlo,
+remains in full receipt of custom. In late October the place is
+enchanting. The wind, blowing across the sea from Africa, making the
+atmosphere heavy and sultry, has changed, coming now from the east
+and anon from the west. The heavy clouds that cast shadows of purple
+and reddish-brown on the sea have descended in a thunderstorm, lasting
+continuously for eight hours. Sky and sea vie in the production of
+larger expanse of undimmed blue. The well-ordered garden by the Casino
+is sweet with the breath of roses and heliotrope. The lawns have the
+fresh green look that we islanders associate with earliest summer. The
+palm-trees are at their best, and along the road leading down to the
+bathing place one walks under the shadow of oleanders in full and
+fragrant blossom. The warmth of the summer day is tempered by a
+delicious breeze, which falls at night, lest peradventure visitors
+should be incommoded by undue measure of cold.
+
+If there is an easily accessible Paradise on earth, it seems to be
+fixed at Monaco. Yet all these things are as nothing in the eyes of
+the people who have created and now maintain the place. It seems at
+first sight a marvel that the Administration should go to the expense
+of providing the costly appointments which crown its natural advantages.
+But the Administration know very well what they are about. When man or
+woman has been drawn into the feverish vortex that sweeps around the
+gaming tables, the fair scene outside the walls is not of the slightest
+consequence. It would be all the same to them if the gaming tables,
+instead of being set in a handsome apartment in a palace surrounded by
+one of the most beautiful scenes in Europe, were made of deal and
+spread in a hovel. But gamesters are, literally, soon played out at
+Monaco, and it is necessary to attract fresh moths to the gaudily
+glittering candle. Moreover, the tenure of the place is held by slender
+threads. What is thought of Monaco and its doings by those who have the
+fullest opportunity of studying them is shown by the fact that the
+Administration are pledged to refuse admission to the tables to any
+subject of the Prince of Monaco, or to any French subject of Nice or
+the department of the Maritime Alps. The proclamation of this fact
+cynically stares in the face all who enter the Casino. The local
+authorities will not have any of their own neighbours ruined. Let
+foreigners, or even Frenchmen of other departments, care for themselves.
+
+In face of this sentiment the Administration find it politic to
+propitiate the local authorities and the people, who, if they were
+aroused to a feeling of honest indignation at what daily passes beneath
+their notice, might sweep the pestilence out of their midst.
+Accordingly, whilst keeping the gaming rooms closed against natives
+resident in the department, the Administration throw open all the other
+pleasures of Monte Carlo, inviting the people of Monaco to stroll in
+their beautiful gardens, to listen to the concerts played twice a day by
+a superb band, and to make unfettered use of what is perhaps the best
+reading-room on the Continent. Monaco gets a good deal of pleasure out
+of Monte Carlo, which moreover brings much good money into the place.
+The Casino will surely at no distant day share the fate of the German
+gambling places. But, as surely, the initiative of this most desirable
+consummation will not come from Monaco.
+
+In the meanwhile, Monte Carlo, like the mosquitoes, is having a high
+good time. Night and day the tables are crowded, beginning briskly at
+eleven in the morning and closing wearily on the stroke of midnight.
+There are a good many English about, but they do not contribute largely
+to the funds of the amiable and enterprising Administration. English
+girls, favoured by an indulgent father or a good-natured brother, put
+down their five-franc pieces, and, having lost them, go away smiling.
+Sometimes the father or the brother may be discovered seated at the
+tables later in the day, looking a little flushed, and poorer by some
+sovereigns. But Great Britain and Ireland chiefly contribute spectators
+to the melancholy and monotonous scene.
+
+As usual, women are among the most reckless players. Looking in at two
+o'clock one afternoon I saw at one of the tables a well-dressed lady of
+about thirty, with a purseful of gold before her and a bundle of notes
+under her elbow. She was playing furiously, disdaining the mild
+excitement of the five-franc piece, always staking gold. She was losing,
+and boldly played on with an apparent composure belied by her flushed
+cheeks and flashing eyes. I saw her again at ten o'clock in the evening.
+She was playing at another table, having probably tried to retrieve her
+luck at each in succession. The bank notes were gone, and she had put
+away her purse, for it was easy to hold in her prettily-gloved hand her
+remaining store of gold. It was only eight hours since I had last seen
+her, but in the meantime she had aged by at least ten years. She sat
+looking fixedly on the table, from time to time moistening her dry lips
+with scarcely less dry tongue. Her face wore a look of infinite sadness,
+which might have been best relieved by a burst of tears. But her eyes
+were as dry as her lips, and she stared stonily, staking her napoleons
+till the last was gone. This accomplished, she rose with evident intent
+to leave the room, but catching sight of a friend at another table she
+borrowed a handful of napoleons, and finding another table played on
+as recklessly as before. In ten minutes she had lost all but a single
+gold piece. Leaving the table again, she held this up between her finger
+and thumb, and showed it to her friend with a hysterical little laugh.
+
+It was her last coin, and she evidently devised it for some such
+matter-of-fact purpose as paying her hotel bill. If she had turned her
+back on the table and walked straight out, she might have kept her
+purpose; but the ball was still rolling, and there remained a chance.
+She threw down the napoleon, and the croupier raked it in amid a heap of
+coin that might be better or even worse spared.
+
+This is one of the little dramas that take place every hour in this
+gilded hall, and I describe it in detail only because I chanced to be
+present at the first scene and the last. Sometimes the dramas become
+tragedies, and the Administration, who do all things handsomely, pay
+the funeral expenses, and beg as a slight acknowledgment of their
+considerate generosity that as little noise as possible may follow
+the echo of the pistol-shot.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+A WRECK IN THE NORTH SEA.
+
+One December afternoon in the year 1875, just as night was closing in,
+the steam-tug _Liverpool_, which had left Harwich at six o'clock in the
+morning, was seen steaming into the harbour with flag half-mast high.
+It was quite dark when she reached the quay, but there was light
+enough for the crowd collected to see rows of figures laid in the
+stern of the little steamer, the faces covered with blankets. These
+figures, as it presently was made known, were twelve dead bodies, the
+flotsam of the wreck of the _Deutschland_. When the tug arrived at the
+wreck she found her much as she had been left when the survivors had
+been brought off the previous day. The two masts and the funnel were
+all standing, the sails bellied out with the wind that blustered across
+the sandbank. The wind was so high and the sea so rough that Captain
+Corrington could not bring his tug alongside; but a boat was launched,
+under the charge of the chief mate and Captain Brickerstein, of the
+_Deutschland_. The chief officer and the engineer, with some sailors
+from the tug, rowed out and made fast to the wreck. It was low water,
+and the deck was dry. There were no bodies lying about the deck or near
+the ship; but on going below, in the saloon cabin there were found
+floating about eight women, a man, and two children. These were taken
+on board the boat, and further search in the fore-cabin led to the
+discovery of the dead body of a man, making twelve in all. One of the
+bodies was that of a lady who, when the wreck was first boarded, had
+been seen lying in her berth. She had since been washed out, and had
+she floated out by the companion-way or through the skylight might
+have drifted out to sea with others. Like all the bodies found, she
+was fully dressed. Indeed, as fuller information showed, there was an
+interval between the striking of the ship and her becoming water-logged
+sufficiently long to enable all to prepare for what might follow.
+
+According to the captain's narrative, the ill-fated vessel steamed out
+of Bremenhaven on Sunday morning with a strong east wind blowing and
+snow falling thickly. This continued throughout Sunday. All Sunday night
+the lead was thrown every half-hour, the last record showing seventeen
+fathoms of water. At four o'clock on Monday morning a light was seen,
+which the captain believed to be that of the _North Hinderfire_ ship, a
+supposition which tallied with the reckoning. The vessel was forging
+slowly ahead, when, at half-past five, a slight shock was felt. This
+was immediately succeeded by others, and the captain knew he had run
+on a bank. The order was passed to back the engines. This was
+immediately done, but before any way could be made the screw broke
+and the ship lay at the mercy of wind and waves. She was bumping
+heavily, and it was thought if sail were set she might be carried
+over the bank. This was tried, but without effect. The captain then
+ordered rockets to be sent up and a gun fired.
+
+In the meantime the boats were ordered to be swung out, but the sea was
+running so high that it was felt it would be madness to launch them. Two
+boats were, however, lowered without orders, one being immediately
+swamped, and six people who had got into her swept into the sea.
+Life-preservers were served out to each passenger. The women were
+ordered to keep below in the saloon, and the men marshalled on deck to
+take turns at the pumps. At night, when the tide rose, the women were
+brought up out of the cabin; some placed in the wheel-house, some on the
+bridge, and some on the rigging, where they remained till they were
+taken off by the tug that first came to the rescue of the hopeless folk.
+The whole of the mail was saved, the purser bringing it into the cabin,
+whence it was fished out and taken on board the tug.
+
+The passengers were all in bed when the ship struck, and were roused
+first by the bumping of the hull, and next by the cry that rang fore and
+aft for every man and woman to put on life-belts, of which there was a
+plentiful store in hand. The women jumped up and swarmed in the
+companion-way of the saloon, making for the deck, where they were met by
+the stewardess, who stood in the way, and half forced, half persuaded
+them to go back, telling them there was no danger. After the screw had
+broken, the engines also failed, and the sails proved useless.
+
+The male passengers then cheerfully formed themselves into gangs and
+worked at the pumps, but, as one said, they "were pumping at the North
+Sea," and as it was obviously impossible to make a clearance of that,
+the task was abandoned, and officers, crew, and passengers relapsed into
+a state of passive expectancy of succour from without. That this could
+not long be coming happily seemed certain. The rockets which had been
+sent up had been answered from the shore. The lightship which had helped
+to mislead the captain was plainly visible, and at least two ships
+sailed by so near that till they began hopelessly to fade away, one to
+the northward and the other to the southward, the passengers were sure
+those on board had seen the wreck, and were coming to their assistance.
+
+Perhaps it was this certainty of the nearness of succour that kept off
+either the shrieking or the stupor of despair. However that be, it is
+one of the most notable features about this fearful scene that, with a
+few exceptions, after the first shock everybody was throughout the first
+day wonderfully cool, patient, and self-possessed. There was no regular
+meal on Monday, but there was plenty to eat and drink, and the
+opportunity seems to have been generally, though moderately, improved.
+The women kept below all day, and, while the fires were going, were
+served with hot soup, meat, bread, and wine, and seemed to have been
+inclined to make the best of a bad job.
+
+Towards night the horror of the situation increased in a measure far
+beyond that marked by the darkness. All day long the sea had been
+washing over the ship, but by taking refuge in the berths and on the
+tables and benches in the saloon it had been possible to keep
+comparatively dry. As night fell the tide rose, and at midnight the
+water came rushing over the deck in huge volumes, filling the saloon,
+and making the cabins floating coffins. The women were ordered up and
+instructed to take to the rigging, but many of them, cowed by the
+wildness of the sea that now swept the deck fore and aft, and shuddering
+before the fury of the pitiless, sleet-laden gale, refused to leave the
+saloon.
+
+Then happened horrible scenes which the pen refuses to portray in their
+fulness. One woman, driven mad with fear and despair, deliberately hung
+herself from the roof of the saloon. A man, taking out his penknife, dug
+it into his wrist and worked it about as long as he had strength, dying
+where he fell. Another, incoherently calling on the wife and child he
+had left in Germany, rushed about with a bottle in his hand frantically
+shouting for paper and pencil. Somebody gave him both, and, scribbling a
+note, he corked it down in a bottle and threw it overboard, following it
+himself a moment later as a great wave came and swept him out of sight.
+
+There were five nuns on board who, by their terror-stricken conduct,
+seem to have added greatly to the weirdness of the scene. They were deaf
+to all entreaties to leave the saloon, and when, almost by main force,
+the stewardess (whose conduct throughout was plucky) managed to get them
+on to the companion-ladder, they sank down on the steps and stubbornly
+refused to go another step. They seemed to have returned to the saloon
+again shortly, for somewhere in the dead of the night, when the greater
+part of the crew and passengers were in the rigging, one was seen with
+her body half through the skylight, crying aloud in a voice heard above
+the storm, "Oh, my God, make it quick! make it quick!" At daylight, when
+the tide had ebbed, leaving the deck clear, some one from the rigging
+went down, and, looking into the cabin, saw the nuns floating about face
+upwards, all dead.
+
+There seems to have been a wonderful amount of unselfishness displayed,
+everybody cheering and trying to help every other body. One of the
+passengers--a cheery Teuton, named Adolph Herrmann--took a young
+American lady under his special charge. He helped her up the rigging
+and held her on there all through the night, and says she was as
+brave and as self-possessed as if they had been comfortably on shore.
+Some time during the night an unknown friend passed down to him a
+bottle of whisky. The cork was in the bottle, and as he was holding
+on to the rigging with one hand and had the other round the lady,
+there was some difficulty in getting at the contents of the bottle.
+This he finally solved by knocking the neck off, and then found
+himself in the dilemma of not being able to get the bottle to the
+lady's mouth.
+
+"You are pouring it down my neck," was her quiet response to his first
+essay. In the end he succeeded in aiming the whisky in the right
+direction, and after taking some himself, passed it on, feeling much
+refreshed.
+
+Just before a terrible accident occurred, which threatened death to
+one or both. The purser, who had fixed himself in the rigging some
+yards above them, getting numbed, loosed his hold, and falling headlong
+struck against the lady and bounded off into the sea. But Herrmann kept
+his hold, and the shock was scarcely noticed. On such a night all the
+obligations were not, as Herrmann gratefully acknowledges, on the one
+side; for when one of his feet got numbed, his companion, following his
+direction, stamped on it till circulation was restored.
+
+From their perilous post, with waves occasionally dashing up and
+blinding them with spray, they saw some terrible scenes below. A man
+tied to the mast nearer the deck had his head cut off by the waves,
+as Herrmann says, though probably a rope or a loose spar was the agent.
+Not far off, a little boy had his leg broken in the same manner. They
+could hear and see one of the nuns shrieking through the skylight, and
+when she was silenced the cry was taken up by a woman wailing from
+the wheelhouse,--
+
+"My child is drowned, my little one, Adam!"
+
+At daylight a sailor, running nimbly down the rigging, reached the poop,
+and, bending over, attempted to seize some of the half-drowned people
+who were floating about. Once he caught a little child by the clothes;
+but before he could secure it a wave carried it out of his grasp, and
+its shrieks were hushed in the roar of the waters. At nine o'clock, on
+the second morning of the wreck the tide had so far ebbed that the deck
+was clear, and, coming down from the rigging, the battered and shivering
+survivors began to think of getting breakfast. A provident sailor had,
+whilst it was possible, taken up aloft a couple of loaves of black
+bread, a ham, and some cheese. These were now brought out and fairly
+distributed.
+
+An hour and a half later all peril was over, and the gallant survivors
+were steaming for Harwich in the tug-boat _Liverpool_.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+A PEEP AT AN OLD HOUSE OF COMMONS FROM THE LADIES' GALLERY.
+
+"No," Mrs. Chiltern-Hundreds said when I asked, Was she in these days
+a constant visitor at the House of Commons? "Chiltern, you know, has
+accepted a place of profit under the Crown, and is no longer eligible
+to sit as a member. It is such trouble to get in, and when you are
+there the chances are that nothing is going on, so I have given it up.
+I remember very well the first time I was there. I wrote all about it
+to an old schoolfellow. If you are interested in the subject, I will
+show you a copy of what I then jotted down."
+
+I was much interested, and when I saw the letter was glad I had
+expressed my interest. The copy placed at my disposal was undated,
+but internal evidence showed that Mrs. Chiltern-Hundreds had paid her
+visit in the session of 1874, when Mr. Disraeli had for the first time
+in his history been returned to power as well as to office, and Mr.
+Gladstone, crushed by an overwhelming defeat, had written his famous
+letter to "My dear Granville," announcing his retirement from
+political life. Looking down through the _grille_, the visitor in the
+gallery saw many bearers of well-known names who have travelled far
+since that date, some beyond the grave. Here are Madame's notes
+written in her own angular handwriting:--
+
+"Be in the great hall at four o'clock."
+
+Those were Chiltern's words to me as he hurried off after luncheon,
+and here we were in the great hall, but there was no Chiltern,
+which was vexatious. True, it was half-past four, and he is such a
+stickler for what he calls punctuality, and has no sympathy with
+those delays which are inseparable from going out in a new bonnet.
+One of the strings----but there, what does it matter? Here we were
+standing in the great hall, where we had been told to come, and no
+one to meet us. There was a crowd of persons standing before the
+entrance to a corridor to the left of the hall. Two policemen were
+continually begging them to stand back and not block up the entrance,
+so that the members who were passing in and out (I dare say on the
+look-out for their wives, so that they should not be kept here a
+moment) might not be inconvenienced. It is really wonderful how
+careful the police about Westminster are of the sacred persons of
+members. If I cross the road at the bottom of Parliament Street by
+myself I may be run over by a hansom cab or even an omnibus, without
+the slightest compunction on the part of the police on duty there.
+But if Chiltern happens to be with me the whole of the traffic going
+east and west is stopped, and a policeman with outstretched hands
+stands waiting till we have gained the other side of the road.
+
+We were gazing up with the crowd at somebody who was lighting the
+big chandelier by swinging down from somewhere in the roof a sort
+of censer, when Chiltern came out of the corridor and positively
+began to scold us for being late. I thought that at the time very
+mean, as I was just going to scold him; but he knows the advantage
+of getting the first word. He says, Why were we half an hour late?
+and how could he meet us there at four if at that time we had not
+left home? But that's nonsense. Chiltern has naturally a great
+flow of words, which he has cultivated by close attendance upon
+his Parliamentary duties. But he is mistaken if he thinks I am a
+Resolution and am to be moved by being "spoken to."
+
+We walked through a gallery into a hall something like that in which
+Chiltern had kept us waiting, only much smaller. This was full of men
+chattering away in a manner of which an equal number of women would
+have been ashamed. There was one nice pleasant-looking gentleman
+carefully wrapped up in an overcoat with a fur collar and cuffs.
+That was Earl Granville, Chiltern said. I was glad to see his
+lordship looking so well and taking such care of himself. There
+was another peer there, a little man with a beaked nose, the only
+thing about him that reminded you of the Duke of Wellington. He had
+no overcoat, being evidently too young to need or care for such
+encumbrance. He wore a short surtout and a smart blue necktie, and
+frisked about the hall in quite a lively way. Chiltern said that he
+was Lord Hampton, with whom my great-grandfather went to Eton. He
+was at that time plain "John Russell" (not Lord John of course),
+and has for the last forty-five years been known as Sir John
+Pakington. But then Chiltern has a way of saying funny things, and
+I am not sure that he was in earnest in telling us that this active
+young man was really the veteran of Droitwich.
+
+From this hall, through a long carpeted passage, catching glimpses
+on the way of snug writing rooms, cosy libraries, and other devices
+for lightening senatorial labours, we arrived at a door over which
+was painted the legend "To the Ladies' Gallery." This opened on to a
+flight of steps at the top of which was another long corridor, and
+we found ourselves at last at the door of the Ladies' Gallery, where
+we were received by a smiling and obliging attendant.
+
+I expected to find a fine open gallery something like the orchestra
+at the Albert Hall, or at least like the dress circle at Drury Lane.
+Picture my disappointment when out of the bright light of the
+corridor we stepped into a sort of cage, with no light save what
+came through the trellis-work in front. I thought this was one of
+Chiltern's stupid practical jokes, and being a little cross through
+his having kept us waiting for such an unconscionable long time, was
+saying something to him when the smiling and obliging attendant said,
+"Hush-sh-sh!" and pointed to a placard on which was printed, like a
+spelling lesson, the impertinent injunction "Silence is requested."
+
+There was no doubt about it. This was the Ladies' Gallery of the British
+House of Commons, and a pretty place it is to which to invite ladies. I
+never was good at geometry and that sort of thing, and cannot say how
+many feet or how many furlongs the gallery is in length, but I counted
+fourteen chairs placed pretty close together, and covered with a hideous
+green damask. There are three rows of chairs, the two back rows being
+raised above the first the height of one step. As far as seeing into the
+House is concerned, one might as well sit down on the flight of steps in
+Westminster Hall as sit on a chair in the back row in the Ladies'
+Gallery. On the second row it is tolerable enough, or at least you get a
+good view of the little old gentleman with the sword by his side sitting
+in a chair at the far end of the House. I thought at first this was the
+Speaker, and wondered why gentlemen on the cross benches should turn
+their backs to him. But Chiltern said it was Lord Charles Russell,
+Sergeant-at-Arms, a much more important personage than the Speaker, who
+takes the Mace home with him every night, and is responsible for its due
+appearance on the table when the Speaker takes the chair.
+
+In the front row you can see well enough--what there is to be seen, for
+I confess that my notion of the majesty of the House of Commons is
+mightily modified since I beheld it with my own eyes. In the first place
+you are quite shut out of sight in the Ladies' Gallery, and I might have
+saved myself all the trouble of dressing, which made me a little late
+and gave Chiltern an opportunity of saying disagreeable things which he
+subsequently spread over a fortnight. I might have been wearing a
+coal-scuttle bonnet or a mushroom hat for all it mattered in a prison
+like this. There was sufficient light for me to see with satisfaction
+that other people had given themselves at least an equal amount of
+trouble. Two had arrived in charming evening dress, with the loveliest
+flowers in their hair. I dare say they were going out to dinner, and at
+least I hope so, for it is a disgraceful thing that women should be
+entrapped into spending their precious time dressing for a few hours'
+stay in a swept and garnished coal-hole like this.
+
+The smiling and obliging attendant offered me the consolation of knowing
+that the Gallery is quite a charming place compared with what it used to
+be. Thirty or forty years ago, whilst the business of Parliament was
+carried on in a temporary building, accommodation for ladies was
+provided in a narrow box stationed above the Strangers' Gallery, whence
+they peered into the House through pigeon holes something like what you
+see in the framework of a peep-show. The present Gallery formed part of
+the design of the new Houses, but when it was opened it was a vastly
+different place. It was much darker, had no ante-rooms worth speaking
+of, and the leading idea of a sheep-pen was preserved to the extent of
+dividing it into three boxes, each accommodating seven ladies. About
+twelve years ago one of the dividing walls was knocked down, and the
+Ladies' Gallery thrown into a single chamber, with a special pen to
+which admission is obtained only by order from the Speaker. Still much
+remained to be done to make it even such a place as it now is, and that
+work was done by that much--and, as Chiltern will always have it,
+_unjustly_--abused man, Mr. Ayrton. It was he who threw open the back of
+the Gallery, giving us some light and air, and it is to him that we
+ladies are indebted for the dressing-room and the tea-room.
+
+This being shut up is one reason why I was disappointed with the House
+of Commons. Another is with respect to the size of the chamber itself.
+It is wonderful to think how _big_ men can talk in a room like this. It
+is scarcely larger than a good-sized drawing-room. I must say for
+Chiltern that we got seats in the front row, and what there was to be
+seen we saw. Right opposite to us was a gallery with rows of men sitting
+six deep. It was "a big night," and there was not a seat to spare in
+this, which I suppose was the Strangers' Gallery. Everybody there had
+his hat off, and there was an official sitting on a raised chair in the
+middle of the top row, something like I saw the warders sitting amongst
+prisoners at Millbank one Sunday morning when Chiltern took me to see
+the Claimant repeating the responses to the Litany. The House itself is
+of oblong shape, with rows of benches on either side, cushioned in
+green leather and raised a little above each other. There are four of
+these rows on either side, with a broad passage between covered with
+neat matting.
+
+Chiltern says the floor is an open framework of iron, and that beneath
+is a labyrinth of chambers into which fresh air is pumped and forced in
+a gentle stream into the House, the vitiated atmosphere escaping by the
+roof. But then the same authority, when I asked him what the narrow band
+of red colour that ran along the matting about a pace in front of the
+benches on either side meant, gravely told me that if any member when
+addressing the House stepped out beyond that line, Lord Charles Russell
+would instantly draw his sword, shout his battle-cry, "Who goes Home!"
+and rushing upon the offender bear him off into custody.
+
+So you see it is difficult to know what to believe, and it is a pity
+people will not always say what they mean in plain English.
+
+Midway down each row of benches is a narrow passage that turned out
+to be "the gangway," of which you read and hear so much. I had always
+associated "the gangway" with a plank along which you walked to
+somewhere--perhaps on to the Treasury Bench. But it is only a small
+passage like a narrow aisle in a church. There is a good deal of
+significance about this gangway, for anybody who sits below it is
+supposed to be of an independent turn of mind, and not to be capable
+of purchase by Ministers present or prospective. Thus all the Irish
+members sit below the gangway, and so do Mr. Macdonald and Mr. Charles
+Lewis. It is an odd thing, Chiltern observes, that, notwithstanding
+this peculiarity, Ministries are invariably recruited from below the
+gangway. Sir Henry James sat there for many Sessions before he was
+made Solicitor-General, and there was no more prominent figure in
+recent years than that of the gentleman who used to be known as
+"Mr. Vernon Harcourt."
+
+On the conservative side this peculiarity is less marked than on the
+Liberal, though it was below the gangway on the Conservative side
+that on a memorable night more than a quarter of a century ago a
+certain dandified young man, with well-oiled locks and theatrically
+folded arms, stood, and, glaring upon a mocking House, told them that
+the time would come when they _should_ hear him. As a rule, the
+Conservatives make Ministers of men who have borne the heat and
+burden of the day on the back Ministerial benches. With the Liberals
+the pathway of promotion, Chiltern says, opens from below the gangway.
+Mr. Lowe came from there, so did Mr Goschen, Mr. Stansfeld, Mr.
+Childers, Mr. Foster, and even Mr. Gladstone himself. The worst thing
+a Liberal member who wants to become a Cabinet Minister or a Judge
+can do is to sit on the back Ministerial benches, vote as he is bidden,
+and hold his tongue when he is told. He should go and sit below the
+gangway, near Mr Goldsmid or Mr. Trevelyan, and in a candid, ingenuous,
+and truly patriotic manner make himself on every possible occasion as
+disagreeable to the leaders of his party as he can.
+
+I do not attempt to disguise the expectation I cherish of being some day
+wife of the First Lord of the Admiralty, or at least of the President of
+the Board of Trade; for there are few men who can, upon occasion, make
+themselves more disagreeable than Chiltern, who through these awkward
+bars I see sitting below the gangway on the left-hand side, and calling
+out "Hear, hear!" to Sir Stafford Northcote, who is saying something
+unpleasant about somebody on the front Opposition benches.
+
+The front seat by the table on the right-hand side is the Treasury
+bench, and the smiling and obliging attendant tells me the names of the
+occupants there and in other parts of the House. The gentleman at the
+end of the seat with the black patch over his eye is Lord Barrington,
+who, oddly enough, sits for the borough of Eye, and fills the useful
+office of Vice-Chamberlain. Next to him is Sir H. Selwin-Ibbetson,
+Under-Secretary of State for the Home Department, and whom I have
+heard genially described as "one of the prosiest speakers in the
+House." Next to him, with a paper in his hand and a smirk of supreme
+self-satisfaction on his face, is Mr. Cross, the Home Secretary.
+
+He sits beside a figure you would notice wherever you saw it. The
+legs are crossed, the arms folded, and the head bent down, showing
+from here one of the most remarkable styles of doing the human hair
+that ever I beheld. The hair is combed forward from the crown of the
+head and from partings on either side, and brought on to the forehead,
+where it is apparently pasted together in a looped curl.
+
+This is Mr. Disraeli, as I know without being told, though I see him
+now for the first time. He is wonderfully old-looking, with sunken
+cheeks and furrowed lines about the mouth and eyes. But his lofty
+brow does not seem to have a wrinkle on it, and his hands, when he
+draws them from under his arms and folds them before him, twiddling
+his thumbs the while, are as smooth and white as Coningsby's. He is
+marvellously motionless, sitting almost in the same position these
+two hours. But he is as watchful as he is quiet. I can see his eyes
+taking in all that goes on on the bench at the other side of the
+table, where right hon. gentlemen, full of restless energy, are
+constantly talking to each other, or passing notes across each other,
+or even pulling each other's coat-tails and loudly whispering
+promptings as in turn they rise and address the House.
+
+I observe that Mr. Disraeli does not wear his hat in the House, and
+Chiltern, to whom I mention this when he comes up again, tells me
+that he and some half-dozen others never do. Since Mr Gladstone has
+retired from the cares of office he is sometimes, but very rarely,
+able to endure the weight of his hat on his head while sitting in
+the House; but, formerly, he never wore it in the presence of the
+Speaker. The rule is to wear your hat in the House, and a very odd
+effect it has to see men sitting about in a well-lighted and warm
+chamber with their hats on their heads.
+
+Chiltern tells me this peculiarity of wearing hats was very nearly
+the means of depriving Great Britain and Ireland of the presence in
+Parliament of Mr. John Martin. That distinguished politician, it
+appears, had never, before County Meath sent him to Parliament,
+worn a hat of the hideous shape which fashion entails upon our
+suffering male kindred. It is well known that when he was returned
+he declared that he would never sit at Westminster, the reason
+assigned for this eccentricity being that he recognised no
+Parliament in which the member for County Meath might sit other
+than one meeting of the classic ground of College Green. But
+Chiltern says that was only a poetical flight, the truth lying at
+the bottom of the hat.
+
+"Never," Mr. Martin is reported to have said to a Deputation of his
+constituents, "will I stoop to wear a top hat. I never had one on my
+head, and the Saxon shall never make me put it there."
+
+He was as good as his word when he first came to town, and was wont to
+appear in a low-crowned beaver hat of uncertain architecture. But after
+he had for some weeks assisted the process of Legislature under the
+shadow of this hat, the Speaker privately and in considerate terms
+conveyed to him a hint that, in the matter of hats at least, it was
+desirable to have uniformity in the House of Commons.
+
+Mr. Martin, who, in spite of his melodramatic speeches and his strong
+personal resemblance to Danny Man in the "Colleen Nawn," is, Chiltern
+says, really one of the gentlest and most docile of men, straightway
+abandoned the nondescript hat and sacrificed his inclinations and
+principles to the extent of buying what he calls "a top hat." But he
+has not taken kindly to it, and never will. It is always getting in his
+way, under his feet or between his knees, and he is apparently driven
+to observe the precaution of constantly holding it in his hands when it
+is not safely disposed on his head. It is always thus held before him,
+a hand firmly grasping the rim on either side, when he is making those
+terrible speeches we read, in which he proves that John Mitchel is an
+unoffending martyr, and that the English, to serve their private ends,
+introduced the famine in Ireland.
+
+Mr. Cowen, the member for Newcastle, shares Mr Martin's prejudices about
+hats, and up to the present time has not abandoned them. As we passed
+through the lobby on our way to the Gallery, Chiltern pointed him out to
+me. He was distinguished in the throng by wearing a round hat of soft
+felt, and he has never been seen at Westminster in any other. But at
+least he does not put it on his head in the House; and it is much better
+to sit upon than the tall hats on the top of which excited orators not
+unfrequently find themselves when, hotly concluding their perorations
+and unconscious of having left their hats just behind them, they throw
+themselves back on the bench from which they had erewhile risen to "say
+a few words."
+
+The gentleman on the left of the Premier is said to be Sir Stafford
+Northcote, but there is so little of his face to be seen through the
+abundance of whisker and moustache that I do not think any one has a
+right to speak positively on the matter. The smooth-faced man next to
+him is Mr. Gathorne Hardy. The tall, youthful-looking man on his left is
+Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, who, I suppose by instructions of the Cabinet,
+generally sits, as he does to-night, next to Mr. Ward Hunt. The Chief
+Secretary for Ireland is slim; not to put too fine a point on it, Mr.
+Ward Hunt is not, and the two manage to seat themselves with some
+approach to comfort. The First Lord of the Admiralty further eases the
+pressure on his colleagues by throwing his left arm over the back of the
+bench, where it hangs like a limb of some monumental tree.
+
+The carefully devised scheme for the disposition of Mr. Ward Hunt on the
+Treasury bench is completed by assigning the place on the other side of
+him to Sir Charles Adderley. The President of the Board of Trade,
+Chiltern says, is understood to have long passed the mental stage at
+which old John Willet had arrived when he was discovered sitting in his
+chair in the dismantled bar of the Maypole after the rioters had visited
+his hostelry. He is apparently unconscious of discomfort when crushed up
+or partially sat upon by his elephantine colleague, which is a fortunate
+circumstance.
+
+The stolid man with the straight back directly facing Mr Disraeli on the
+front bench opposite is the Marquis of Hartington. The gentleman with
+uncombed hair and squarely cut garments on the left of the Leader of the
+Opposition is Mr Forster. The big man further to the left, who sits with
+folded arms and wears a smile expressive of his satisfaction with all
+mankind, particularly with Sir William Harcourt, is the
+ex-Solicitor-General. The duck of a man with black hair, nicely oiled
+and sweetly waved, is Sir Henry James. Where have I seen him before? His
+face and figure and attitude seem strangely familiar to me. I have been
+shopping this morning, but I do not think I could have seen behind any
+milliner's or linendraper's counter a person like the hon. and learned
+gentleman the member for Taunton.
+
+Beyond this doughty knight, and last at this end of the bench, is a
+little man in spectacles, and with a preternatural look of wisdom on his
+face. He is the Right Hon. Lyon Playfair, and is said to have, next to
+Mr. Fawcett, the most remarkably retentive memory of any man in the
+House. Chiltern says he always writes his lectures before he delivers
+them to the House, sending the manuscript to the _Times_, and so accurate
+is his recitation that the editor has only to sprinkle the lecture with
+"Hear, hears!" and "Cheers" to make the thing complete.
+
+On the right-hand side of the Marquis of Hartington is Mr. Goschen. In
+fact, at the moment I happen to have reached him in my survey he is on
+his feet, asking a question of his "right hon. friend opposite." What a
+curious attitude the man stands in! Apparently the backs of his legs are
+glued to the bench from which he has risen, a device which enables him,
+as he speaks, to lean forward like a human Tower of Pisa. He is putting
+the simplest question in the world to the Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+but if he were a junior clerk asking his employer for the hand of his
+eldest daughter he could not look more sheepish. His hat is held in his
+left hand behind his back possibly with a view to assist in balancing
+him, and to avoid too much strain on the adhesive powers that keep the
+back of his legs firmly attached to the bench. With his right hand he
+is, when not pulling up his collar, feeling himself nervously round the
+waist, as if to make sure that he is there.
+
+Next to him are Mr. Dodson and Mr. Campbell-Bannerman, and, with these
+planted between him and actual or aspirant leaders of the Liberal party,
+sits Mr. Lowe. I cannot see much of his face from here, for he wears his
+hat and at the moment hangs his head. A little later on I both saw and
+heard him speak and a splendid speech he made, going right to the heart
+of the matter, laying it bare. His success as a debater is a marvellous
+triumph of mind over material influences. It would be hard to conceive
+a man having fewer of the outward graces of oratory than Mr Lowe. His
+utterance is hesitating, sometimes even to stuttering, he speaks
+hurriedly, and without emphasis; his manner is nervous and restless, and
+he is so short-sighted that the literary quotations with which his
+speeches abound are marred by painful efforts to read his notes. Yet how
+he rouses the House, moving it to cheers and laughter, and to the rapid
+interchange of volleys of "Hear, hear" from opposite sides of the House,
+which Chiltern says is the most exhilarating sound that can reach the
+ear of a speaker in the House of Commons. Mr. Lowe sits down with the
+same abruptness that marked his rising, and rather gets into his hat
+than puts it on, pushing his head so far into its depths that there is
+nothing of him left on view save what extends below the line of his
+white eyebrows.
+
+To the right of Mr. Lowe I see a figure which, foreshortened from my
+point of view, is chiefly distinguishable by a hat and pair of boots.
+Without absolute Quaker fashion about the cut of the hat or garments,
+there is a breadth about the former and a looseness about the latter
+suggestive of Quaker associations. Perhaps if my idea were mercilessly
+analysed it would appear that it has its growth in the knowledge that
+I am looking down on Mr. Bright, and that I know Mr. Bright is of
+Quaker parentage. But I am jotting down my impressions as I receive
+them. Mr. Bright does not address the House to-night, but he has made
+one or two short speeches this Session, and Chiltern, who has heard
+them, speaks quite sorrowfully of the evidence they give of failing
+physical power. The orator who once used to hold the House of Commons
+under his command with as much ease as Apollo held in hand the fiery
+coursers of the chariot of the sun, now stands before it on rare
+occasions with a manner more nervous than that in which some new
+members make their maiden speech. The bell-like tones of his voice are
+heard no more; he hesitates in choosing words, is not sure of the
+sequence of his phrases, and resumes his seat with evident
+gratefulness for the renewed rest.
+
+Chiltern adds that much of this nervousness is probably owing to a
+sensibility of the expectation which his rising arouses in the House,
+and a knowledge that he is not about to make the "great speech" looked
+for ever since he returned to his old place. But at best the matchless
+oratory of John Bright is already a tradition in the House of Commons,
+and it is but the ghost of the famous Tribune who now nightly haunts
+the scene of his former glories. Mr Gladstone was sitting next to Mr.
+Bright, in what the always smiling and obliging attendant tells me is
+a favourite attitude with him. His legs were stretched out, his hands
+loosely clasped before him, and his head thrown back, resting on the
+cushion at the back of the seat, so that the soft light from the
+illuminated roof shone full on his upturned face. It is a beautiful
+face, soft as a woman's, very pale and worn, with furrowed lines that
+tell of labour done and sorrow lived through.
+
+Here again I am conscious of the possibility of my impressions being
+moulded by my knowledge of facts; but I fancy I see a great alteration
+since last I looked on Mr. Gladstone's face, now two years ago. It was
+far away from here, in a big wooden building in a North Wales town. He
+was on a platform surrounded by grotesque men in blue gowns and caps,
+which marked high rank in Celtic bardship. At that time he was the
+nominal leader of a great majority that would not follow him, and
+president of a Ministry that thwarted all his steps. His face looked
+much harder then, and his eye glanced restlessly round, taking in
+every movement of the crowd in the pavilion. He seemed to exist in a
+hectic flush of life, and was utterly incapable of taking rest. Now his
+face, though still thin, has filled up. The lines on his brow and under
+his eyes, though too deeply furrowed to be eradicable, have been
+smoothed down, and there is about his face a sense of peace and a
+pleasant look of rest.
+
+Chiltern says that sometimes when Mr. Gladstone has been in the House
+this Session he has, during the progress of a debate, momentarily
+sprung into his old attitude of earnest, eager attention, and there
+have been critical moments when his interposition in debate has
+appeared imminent. But he has conquered the impulse, lain back again
+on the bench, and let the House go its own way. It is very odd,
+Chiltern says, to have him sitting there silent in the midst of so
+much talking. This was specially felt during the debate about those
+Irish Acts with which he had so much to do.
+
+Chiltern tells me that whilst the debate on the Irish Bill was going on
+there came from no one knows where, passed from hand to hand along the
+benches, a scrap of paper on which was written this verse from "In
+Memoriam":--
+
+ "At our old pastimes in the hall
+ We gambol'd making vain pretence
+ Of gladness, With an awful sense
+ Of one mute Shadow watching all."
+
+Although the gangway has a distinct and important significance in
+marking off _nuances_ of political parties, it appears that it does not
+follow as an inevitable sequence that because a man sits behind the
+Ministerial bench he is therefore a Taper or a Tadpole, or that because
+he takes up his quarters below the gangway he is a John Hampden. The
+distinction is more strongly marked on the Liberal side; but even there
+there are some honest men who usually obey the crack of the Whip. On the
+Conservative side the gangway has scarcely any significance, and though
+the Lewisian "Party," which consists solely of Charles, sits there, and
+from time to time reminds the world of its existence by loudly shouting
+in its ear, it may always be depended upon in a real party division to
+swell the Ministerial majority by one vote. The Scotch members, who sit
+chiefly on the Liberal side, spread themselves impartially over seats
+above and below the gangway. The Home Rule members, who also favour the
+Liberal side, sit together in a cluster below the gangway in defiant
+proximity to the Sergeant-at-Arms. They are rather noisy at times, and
+whenever Chiltern comes in late to dinner, or after going back stays
+till all hours in the morning, it is sure to be "those Irish fellows."
+But I think the House of Commons ought to be much obliged to Ireland for
+its contribution of members, and to resist to the last the principle of
+Home Rule. For it is not, as at present constituted, an assembly that
+can afford to lose any element that has about it a tinge of originality,
+a flash of humour, or an echo of eloquence.
+
+That, of course, is Chiltern's remark. I only know, for my part, that
+the Ladies' Gallery is a murky den, in which you can hear very little,
+not see much, and are yourself not seen at all.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+SOME PREACHERS I HAVE KNOWN.
+
+MR. MOODY.
+
+I heard Mr. Moody preach twice when he paid his first visit to this
+country. Borrowing an idea from another profession, he had a series of
+rehearsals before he came to London. It was in the Free Trade Hall,
+Manchester, and service opened at eight o'clock on a frosty morning in
+December. I had to stand during the whole of the service, one of a crowd
+wedged in the passages between the closely-packed benches. Every
+available seat had been occupied shortly after seven, when the doors
+were thrown open. The galleries were thronged, and even the balconies at
+the rear of the hall were full to overflowing. The audience were, I
+should say, pretty equally divided in the matter of sex, and were
+apparently of the class of small tradesmen, clerks, and well-to do
+mechanics; that was the general class of the morning congregation. But
+it must not therefore be understood that the upper class in Manchester
+stood aloof from the special services of the American gentlemen. At the
+afternoon meeting, elegantly attired ladies and gentlemen, wearing
+spotless kid gloves and coats of irreproachable cut, struggled for a
+place in the mighty throng that streamed into the hall.
+
+Punctually at eight o'clock the meeting was opened by one of the local
+clergymen, who prayed for a blessing on the day and the work, declaring,
+amid subdued but triumphant cries from portions of the congregation,
+that "the Lord has risen indeed! Now is the stone rolled away from the
+sepulchre, and the Kingdom of God is at hand." Mr. Moody, who sat at a
+small desk in front of the platform, advanced and gave out the hymn,
+"Guide us, O Thou Great Jehovah," the singing of which Mr. Sankey,
+sitting before a small harmonium, led and accompanied, the vast
+congregation joining with great heartiness.
+
+"Mr. Sankey will now sing a hymn by himself," said Mr. Moody; whereupon
+there was a movement in the hall, a rustling of dresses, and a general
+settling down to hear something special.
+
+The movement was so prolonged that Mr. Moody again stood up, and begged
+that every one would be "perfectly still whilst Mr. Sankey sang." There
+was another pause, Mr. Sankey waiting with marked punctiliousness till
+the last cougher had got over his difficulty. Presently the profound
+stillness was broken by the harmonium--"melodeon" is, I believe, the
+precise name of the instrument--softly sounding a bar of music. Then Mr.
+Sankey suddenly and loudly broke in with the first line of the hymn,
+"What are you going to do, brother?"
+
+Mr Sankey has a fairly good voice, which he used in what is called "an
+effective" manner, singing certain lines of the hymn _pianissimo_, and
+giving the recurrent line, "What are you going to do, brother?" _forte_,
+with a long dwelling on the monosyllable "do." When he reached the
+last verse, he, after a short pause, began to play a tune well known at
+these meetings, into which the congregation struck with a mighty voice
+that served to bring into stronger prominence the artificial character
+of the preceding performance. The words had a martial, inspiriting sound,
+and as the verse rolled forth, filling the great hall with a mighty
+musical noise, one could see the eyes of strong men fill with tears.
+
+ "Ho, my comrades! see the signal
+ Waving in the sky;
+ Reinforcements now appearing,
+ Victory is nigh!
+ 'Hold the fort, for I am coming,'
+ Jesus signals still;
+ Wave the answer back to Heaven,
+ 'By Thy grace we Will.'"
+
+The subject of Mr. Moody's address was "Daniel"--whom he once,
+referring to the prophet's position under King Darius, dubbed "the
+Bismarck of those times," and always called "Dan'l." One might converse
+for an hour with Mr. Moody without discovering from his accent that he
+comes from the United States. But it is unmistakable when he preaches,
+and especially in the colloquies supposed to have taken place between
+characters in the Bible and elsewhere.
+
+He began his discourse without other preface than a half apology for
+selecting a subject which, it might be supposed, everybody knew
+everything about. But, for his part, he liked to take out and look upon
+the photographs of old friends when they were far away, and he hoped his
+hearers would not think it waste of time to take another look at the
+picture of Dan'l. One peculiarity about Dan'l was that there was nothing
+against his character to be found all through the Bible. Nowadays, when
+men write biographies, they throw what they call the veil of charity
+over the dark spots in a career. But when God writes a man's life he
+puts it all in. So it happened that there are found very few, even of
+the best men in the Bible, without their times of sin. But Dan'l came out
+spotless, and the preacher attributed his exceptionally bright life
+to the power of saying "No."
+
+After this exordium, Mr. Moody proceeded to tell in his own words the
+story of the life of Daniel. Listening to him, it was not difficult to
+comprehend the secret of his power over the masses. Like Bunyan, he
+possesses the great gift of being able to realise things unseen, and to
+describe his vision in familiar language to those whom he addresses. His
+notion of "Babylon, that great city," would barely stand the test of
+historic research. But that there really was in far-off days a great
+city called Babylon, in which men bustled about, ate and drank, schemed
+and plotted, and were finally overruled by the visible hand of God, he
+made as clear to the listening congregation as if he were talking about
+Chicago.
+
+He filled the lay figures with life, clothed them with garments, and
+then made them talk to each other in the English language as it is
+to-day accented in some of the American States.
+
+On the previous night I had heard him deliver an address in one of the
+densely populated districts of Salford. Admission to the chapel in which
+the service was held was exclusively confined to women, and,
+notwithstanding it was Saturday night, there were at least a thousand
+sober-looking and respectably dressed women present. The subject of the
+discussion was Christ's conversation with Nicodemus--whose social
+position Mr. Moody incidentally made familiar to the congregation by
+observing, "if he had lived in these days, he would have been a doctor
+of divinity, Nicodemus, D. D, or perhaps LL D." His purpose was to make
+it clear that men are saved, not by any action of their own, but simply
+by faith. This he illustrated, among other ways, by introducing a
+domestic scene from the life of the children of Israel in the Wilderness
+at the time the brazen serpent was lifted up. The dramatis personae were
+a Young Convert, a Sceptic, and the Sceptic's Mother. The convert, who
+has been bitten by the serpent, and, having followed Moses' injunction,
+is cured, "comes along" and finds the sceptic lying down "badly bitten."
+He entreats him to look upon the brazen serpent which Moses has lifted
+up. But the sceptic has no faith in the alleged cure, and refuses.
+
+"Do you think," he says, "I'm going to be saved by looking at a brass
+serpent away off on a pole? No, no."
+
+"Wall, I dunno," says the young convert, "but I was saved that way
+myself. Don't you think you'd better try it?"
+
+The sceptic refuses, and his mother "comes along," and observes,
+--"Hadn't you better look at it, my boy?"
+
+"Well, mother, the fact is, if I could understand the f'losophy of it I
+would look up right off; but I don't see how a brass serpent away off on
+a pole can cure me."
+
+And so he dies in his unbelief.
+
+It seemed odd to hear this conversation from the Wilderness recited,
+word for word, in the American vernacular, and with a local colouring
+that suggested that both the sceptic and the young convert wore
+tail-coats, and that the mother had "come along" in a stuff dress. But
+when the preacher turned aside, and in a few words spoke of sons who
+would not hear the counsel of Christian mothers and refused to "look
+up and live," the silent tears that coursed down many a face in the
+congregation showed that his homely picture had been clear as the
+brazen serpent in the Wilderness to the eyes of faith before which
+it was held up.
+
+The story of Daniel is one peculiarly susceptible of Mr. Moody's usual
+method of treatment, and for three-quarters of an hour he kept the
+congregation at the morning meeting enthralled whilst he told how
+Daniel's simple faith triumphed over the machinations of the unbeliever.
+Mr. Moody's style is unlike that of most religious revivalists. He
+neither shouts nor gesticulates, and mentioned "hell" only once, and
+that in connection with the life the drunkard makes for himself. His
+manner is reflected by the congregation in respect of abstention from
+working themselves up into "a state." This makes all the more impressive
+the signs of genuine emotion which follow and accompany the preacher's
+utterance. When he was picturing the scene of Daniel translating the
+king's dream, rapidly reciting Daniel's account of the dream, and
+Nebuchadnezzar's quick and delighted ejaculation, "That's so!" "That's
+it!" as he recognised the incidents, I fancied it was not without
+difficulty some of the people, bending forward, listening with
+glistening eye and heightened colour, refrained from clapping their
+hands for glee that the faithful Daniel, the unyielding servant of
+God, had triumphed over tribulation, and had walked out of prison
+to take his place on the right hand of the king.
+
+There was not much exhortation throughout the discourse, not the
+slightest reference to any disputed point of doctrine. It was nothing
+more than a re-telling of the story of Daniel. But whilst
+Nebuchadnezzar, Daniel, Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego, Darius, and even
+the hundred and twenty princes, became for the congregation living and
+moving beings, all the ends of the narrative were, with probably
+unconscious, certainly unbetrayed, art, gathered together to lead up to
+the one lesson--that compromise, where truth and religion are concerned,
+is never worthy of those who profess to believe God's word.
+
+"I am sick of the shams of the present day," said Mr. Moody, bringing
+his discourse to a sudden close. "I am tired of the way men parley
+with the world whilst they are holding out their hands to be lifted
+into heaven. If we're gwine to be good Christians and God's people let
+us be so out-and-out."
+
+
+"BENDIGO."
+
+Bendigo, the erewhile famous champion of England, I one evening found in
+the pulpit at the London Cabman's Mission Hall. After quitting the ring,
+Bendigo took to politics; that is to say, he, for a consideration,
+directed at Parliamentary elections the proceedings of the "lambs" in
+his native town of Nottingham. Now he had given up even that
+worldliness, and had taken to preaching. His fame had brought together a
+large congregation. The Hall was crowded to overflowing, and the
+proceedings were, as one of the speakers described it, conducted "by
+shifts," the leaders, including Bendigo, going downstairs to address the
+crowd collected in the lower room after having spoken to the
+congregation in the regular meeting hall.
+
+The service was opened with prayer by Mr. John Dupee, superintendent of
+the Mission, after which the congregation vigorously joined in the
+singing of a hymn. A second hymn followed upon the reading of a psalm;
+and Mr. Dupee proceeded to say a few words about "our dear and saved
+brother, Bendigo." With a frankness that in no wise disconcerted the
+veteran prizefighter, Mr. Dupee discussed and described the condition
+in which he had lived up to about two years ago. The speaker was, it
+appeared, a fellow-townsman of Bendigo's, and his recollection of him
+went back for nearly forty years, at which time his state was so bad
+that Mr. Dupee, then a lad, used to walk behind him through the streets
+of Nottingham praying that he might be forgiven. Now he was saved, and,
+quoting the handbill that had advertised the meeting, Mr. Dupee hailed
+him as "a miracle of mercy, the greatest miracle of the nineteenth
+century," which view the congregation approved by fervent cries of
+"Praise the Lord!" "Hallelujah!"
+
+Whether Bendigo would stand steadfast in the new course he had begun
+to tread was a matter which--Mr. Dupee did not hide it--was freely
+discussed in the circles where the ex-champion was best known. But
+he had now gone straight for two years, and Mr. Dupee believed he
+would keep straight.
+
+Before introducing Bendigo to the meeting, Mr. Dupee said his own
+"brother Jim" would say a few words, his claim upon the attention of
+the congregation being enforced by the asseveration that he was "the
+next great miracle of the nineteenth century." From particulars which
+Mr. Dupee proceeded to give in relation to the early history of his
+brother, it would be difficult to decide whether he or Bendigo had
+the fuller claim to the title of the "wickedest man in Nottingham."
+A single anecdote told to the discredit of his early life must
+suffice in indication of its general character. He was, it appeared,
+always getting tipsy and arriving home at untimely hours.
+
+"One night," said the preacher, "he came home very late, and was
+kicking up an awful row in the street just before he came in. I
+opened the window, and, looking out, said to him very gently, 'Now
+Jim, do come in without waking mother.' And what d'ye think he said?
+Why, he said nothing, but just up with a brick and heaved it at me.
+That was Jim in the old days," he continued, turning to his brother
+with an admiring glance. "He always was lively as a sinner, and
+he's just the same now he's on his way to join the saints."
+
+"Jim" even at the outset fully justified this exordium by suddenly
+approaching the pulpit desk with his hands stretched out, singing the
+"Hallelujah band." In the course of an address delivered with much
+animation and filled with startling phrases, it became clear that
+"Jim" had been the immediate instrument of the conversion of Bendigo.
+He added considerably to the stock of information respecting the
+early life of that personage, and told in detail how better things
+began to dawn upon him.
+
+At the outset of his new career Bendigo's enthusiasm was somewhat
+misdirected, as was manifested at an infidel meeting he attended in
+company with his sponsor.
+
+"Who's them chaps on the platform?" said Bendigo to Jim.
+
+"Infidels," said Jim.
+
+"What's that?" queried Bendigo.
+
+"Why, fellows as don't believe in God or the devil."
+
+"Then come along, and we'll soon clear the platform," said Bendigo,
+beginning to strip.
+
+Jim's address lasted for nearly half an hour, and when at last brought
+to a conclusion he went below to "begin again" with the crowd in the
+lower room.
+
+Mr. Dupee again appeared at the desk and said they would sing a verse
+of a hymn, after which Bendigo would address them, and the plate would
+be handed round for a collection to cover the cost of the bills and of
+Bendigo's travelling expenses. The hymn was a well-known one, with, as
+given out by the preacher, an alteration in the second line thus:
+
+ "Praise God from whom all blessings flow,
+ Praise Him for brother Bendigo."
+
+This sung with mighty volume of sound, Bendigo, who had all this time
+been quietly seated on the platform, advanced, and began to speak in a
+simple, unaffected, but wholly unintelligent manner. He was decently
+dressed in a frock-coat, with black velveteen waistcoat buttoned over
+his broad chest. He was still, despite his threescore years, straight
+as a pole; and had a fine healthy looking face, that belied the fearful
+stories told by his friends of his dissipation. Except a certain
+flattening of the bridge of the nose, a slight indentation on the
+forehead between the eyebrows, and the crooked finger on his left hand,
+he bore no traces of many pitched fights of which he is the hero, and
+might in such an assembly have been taken for a mild-mannered family
+coachman.
+
+His address, though occasionally marked by the grotesque touches which
+characterised the remarks of the two preceding speakers, was not without
+touches of pathos.
+
+"I've been a fighting character," he said, and this was a periphrastic
+way of referring to his old occupation in which he evidently took great
+pleasure; "but now I'm a Miracle. What could I do? I was the
+youngest-born of twenty-one children, and the first thing done with me
+was to put me in a workhouse. There I got among fellows who brought me
+out, and I became a fighting character. Thirty years ago I came up to
+London to fight Ben Caunt, and I licked him. I'm sixty-three now, and
+I didn't think I should ever come up to London to fight for King Jesus.
+But here I am, and I wish I could read out of the blessed Book for then
+I could talk to you better. But I never learnt to read, though I'm
+hoping by listening to the conversation around me to pick up a good
+deal of the Bible, and then I'll talk to you better. I'm only two years
+old at present, and know no more than a baby. It's two years ago since
+Jesus came to me and had a bout with me, and I can tell you He licked
+me in the first round. He got me down on my knees the first go, and
+there I found grace. I've got a good many cups and belts which I won
+when I was a fighting character. Them cups and belts will fade, but
+there's a crown being prepared for old Bendigo that'll never fade."
+
+This and much more to the same purport the veteran said, and then Mr.
+Dupee interposed with more "few words," the plate was sent round, and
+the superintendent and Bendigo went downstairs to relieve "brother Jim,"
+the echo of whose stentorian voice had occasionally been wafted in at
+the open door whilst Bendigo was relating his experiences.
+
+"FIDDLER JOSS."
+
+It was at another Mission Chapel in Little Wild Street, Drury Lane, that
+I "sat under" Fiddler Joss. His "dictionary name," as in the course of
+the evening I learned from one of his friends, is Mr. Joseph Poole. The
+small bills which invited all into whose hands they might fall to "come
+and hear Fiddler Joss" added the injunction "Come early to secure a
+seat." The doors were opened at half-past six, and those who obeyed the
+injunction found themselves in a somewhat depressing minority. At
+half-past six there were not more than a score of people present, and
+these looked few indeed within the walls of the spacious chapel. It is a
+surprise to find so well-built, commodious, it may almost be added
+handsome, a building in such a poor neighbourhood, and bearing so humble
+a designation. It provides comfortable sitting room for twelve hundred
+persons. There is a neat, substantial gallery running round the hall,
+and forming at one end a circular pulpit, evidently designed after the
+fashion of Mr. Spurgeon's at the Tabernacle--a building of which the
+Mission Chapel is in many respects a miniature.
+
+The congregation began to drop in by degrees, and proved to be of a
+character altogether different from what might have been expected in
+such a place on such an occasion. Out of ten people perhaps one belonged
+to the class among which London missionaries are accustomed to labour.
+But while men and women of the "casual" order were almost entirely
+absent, and men of what is called in this connection "the working class"
+were few and far between, there entered by hundreds people who looked as
+if they were the responsible owners of snug little businesses in the
+provision, stationery, or "general" line. An air of profound
+respectability, combined with the enjoyment of creature comforts,
+prevailed.
+
+Whilst waiting for seven o'clock, the hour for the service to commence,
+a voluntary choir sang hymns, and the rapidly growing congregation
+joined in fitful snatches of harmony. Little hymn-books with green paper
+backs were liberally distributed, and there was no excuse for silence on
+the score of unfamiliarity with the hymns selected. At seven o'clock the
+preacher of the evening appeared on the rostrum, accompanied by two
+gentlemen accustomed, it appeared, to take a leading part in conducting
+the service in the chapel. One gave out a hymn, reading it verse by
+verse, and starting the tune with stentorian voice. This concluded, his
+colleague prayed, in a loud voice, and with energetic action. "We must
+have souls to-night," he said, smiting the rail of the pulpit; "we must
+have souls--not by ones and twos--and we must have them to-night in this
+place. There is a drunkard in this place. Give us his soul, O God! There
+is a thief in this place; I do not know where he sits, but God knows. We
+want to benefit God, and we must have souls to-night, not by twos and
+threes, but in hundreds."
+
+After this there was another hymn, sung even with increased volume of
+sound. Energy was the predominant characteristic of the whole service,
+and it reached its height in the singing of hymns, when the congregation
+found the opportunity of joining their leaders in the devotional
+utterance. There were half a dozen women in the congregation who had
+solved the home difficulty about the baby by bringing it with them to
+chapel. The little ones, catching the enthusiasm of the place, joined
+audibly in all the acts of worship save in the singing. They crowed
+during the prayers, chattered during the reading of the lesson, and
+loudly wept at intervals throughout the sermon. But there was no room
+for their shrill voices in the mighty shout which threatened to rend the
+roof when hymns were sung.
+
+Fiddler Joss, being impressively introduced by one of the gentlemen in
+the pulpit, began without preface to read rapidly from the fifth chapter
+of Romans, a task he accomplished with the assistance of a pair of
+double eyeglasses. He formally appropriated no text, and it would be
+difficult to furnish any connected account of his sermon. Evidently
+accustomed to address open-air audiences, he spoke at the topmost pitch
+of a powerful voice. Without desire to misapply rules of criticism, and
+in furtherance of an honest intention to describe impressions in as
+simple a form as may be, it must be added that the sermon was as far
+above the heads of a mission-chapel congregation as was the pitch of the
+preacher's voice. Its key-note was struck by an anecdote which Joss
+introduced at the outset of his discourse. There was, he said, a
+clergyman walking down Cheapside one day, when he heard a man calling
+out, "Buy a pie." The clergyman looked at the man, and recognised in him
+a member of his church.
+
+"What, John," he said, "is this what you do in the weekdays?"
+
+"Yes," said the man, "I earn an honest living by selling pies."
+
+"Poor fellow," said the parson, "how I pity you."
+
+"Bother your pity; buy a pie," retorted the man.
+
+That, according to Fiddler Joss, is the way in which constituted
+authorities in church and chapel matters deal with the poor man in
+London and elsewhere. Mr. Methodist would not speak to Mr. Baptist, Mr.
+Wesleyan would have nothing to do with Mr. Congregationalist, Mr. High
+Church scoffed at Mr. Low Church, Mr. Low Church did not care what
+became of any of the rest, and among them all the poor man was utterly
+neglected.
+
+"How we pity you," these people said to the poor man.
+
+"Bother your pity," the poor man answered; "buy a pie."
+
+Beyond this central argument, affirmation, or illustration, Fiddler Joss
+did not get far in the course of the thirty-five minutes during which he
+addressed the congregation. At this period he suddenly stopped, and
+asked for the sympathy of his friends, explaining that he was subject to
+attacks of sickness, one of the legacies of the days of sin, when he was
+"five years drunk and never sober." After a pause he recommenced, and
+continued for some five minutes longer, when he abruptly wound up,
+apparently having got through only one half of his discourse.
+
+It is only fair to regard the sermon as an incomplete one, and to
+believe that the message which "Fiddler Joss" had entered St. Giles's to
+speak to the poor and suffering lay in the second and undelivered
+portion.
+
+DEAN STANLEY.
+
+On St. Andrew's Day, 1875, I was present at two memorable services in
+Westminster Abbey. For many years during Dean Stanley's reign this
+particular day had been set apart for the holding of special services
+on behalf of foreign missions. What made this occasion memorable in the
+annals of the Church was the fact that the evening lecture was delivered
+by Dr. Moffat, a Nonconformist minister who, in the year after the
+Battle of Waterloo, began his career as a missionary to South Africa,
+and finally closed his foreign labours in the year when Sedan was
+fought. As being the first time a Nonconformist minister had officiated
+in Westminster Abbey, the event created wide interest, and lost none of
+its importance by the remarkable sermon preached in the afternoon by
+Dean Stanley.
+
+The Dean took for his text two verses, one from the Old Testament, the
+other from the New. The first was from the 45th Psalm, and ran thus:
+"Instead of thy fathers shall be thy children, whom thou mayest make
+princes in all the earth." The second was the 16th verse of the 10th
+chapter of the Gospel of St. John: "And other sheep I have, which are
+not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear My
+voice; and there shall be one fold and one shepherd." Thus the verse
+runs in the ordinary translation, but the Dean preferred the word
+"flock" in place of fold, and used it throughout his discourse.
+Referring to an address recently delivered by Mr. W. E. Forster on
+"Our Colonies," the Dean observed that the right hon. gentleman had set
+himself the task of considering the question, "What were to be the
+future relations of the Mother Country to the Colonies?" The Dean
+proposed to follow the same course, with this difference: that the
+empire of which he had to speak was a spiritual empire, and the question
+he would consider was what ought to be the policy of the Church of
+England towards fellow-Christians separated from it on matters of form.
+
+There were, he said, three courses open to the Church. There was the
+policy of abstention and isolation; there was the policy of
+extermination or absorption; and there was a middle course, avoiding
+abstention and not aiming at absorption, which consisted of holding
+friendly and constant intercourse with Christians of other Churches,
+earnestly and lovingly endeavouring to create as many points of contact
+as were compatible with holding fast the truth. The errors of all
+religions run into each other, just as their truths do. There was, no
+doubt, some exaggeration in the statement of the Roman Catholic
+authority who declared that "there is but one bad religion, and that is
+the religion of the man who professes what he does not believe." But
+there was no reason why, because the Church of England had done in times
+past and was still doing grand work, there should be no place for the
+Nonconformists. Church people rejoiced, and Nonconformists might
+rejoice, that the prayers of the Church of England were enshrined in a
+Liturgy radiant with the traditions of a glorious past. But that was no
+reason why there should be no room where good work was being done for
+men who preferred the chances of extemporaneous prayer--a custom of
+Apostolic origin, and perhaps (very daintily this was put) fittest for
+the exigencies of special occasions.
+
+If some of the extremer Nonconformists, desirous of wrapping
+themselves in the mantle once worn by Churchmen, and possessed by a love
+for uniformity so exaggerated that they would tear down ancient
+institutions and reduce all Churches to the same level, there was no
+reason why Churchmen should return evil for evil and repay contumely
+with scorn. There was a nobler mission for Christians than that of
+seeking to exterminate each other, a higher object than that of
+endeavouring to sow the seeds of vulgar prejudice either against new
+discoveries or ancient institutions.
+
+DR. MOFFAT.
+
+Dean Stanley preached his sermon within the chancel, and it formed part
+of the customary afternoon service of the Church of England. Dr. Moffat
+delivered his lecture in the nave, its simple preface being the singing
+of the missionary hymn, "From Greenland's icy mountains."
+
+The pioneer of missionary labour in South Africa was at this time close
+upon his eightieth year, but he seemed to have thriven upon hard work,
+and showed no signs of physical weakness. His full, rich voice, musical
+with a northern accent, which long residence in South Africa had not
+robbed of a note, filled every corner of the long aisle, and no section
+of the vast congregation was disappointed by reason of not hearing.
+Wearing a plain Geneva robe with the purple hood of his academic degree,
+he stood at the lectern, situated not many paces from the grave where
+his friend and son-in-law, Dr. Livingstone, lies.
+
+Dean Stanley was one of many clergymen present, and occupied a seat just
+in front of the lectern.
+
+Dr. Moffat began by protesting that he was very nervous, because, having
+been accustomed for fifty years or more to speak and teach and preach in
+a language altogether different from European, he had contracted a habit
+of thinking in that language, and sometimes found it momentarily
+difficult to find the exact expression of his thoughts in English.
+
+"If I might," he said, with a touch of dry humour that frequently
+lighted up his discourse, "speak to you in the Betchuana tongue I could
+get along with ease. However, I will do what I can."
+
+The lecture resolved itself into a quiet, homely, and exceedingly
+interesting chat, chiefly about the Betchuanas, with whom Dr. Moffat
+longest laboured. When he arrived in the country, early in the present
+century, he found the people sunk in the densest ignorance. Unlike most
+heathen tribes, they had no idea of a God, no notion of a hereafter.
+There was not an idol to be found in all their province, and one the
+lecturer's daughter showed to an intelligent leader of the people
+excited his liveliest astonishment. He was, indeed, so hopelessly
+removed from a state of civilisation that he ridiculed the notion of any
+one worshipping a thing made with his own hands.
+
+Dr. Moffat seems to have been, on the whole, kindly received by the
+natives, though they could not make out what he wanted there. A special
+stumbling-block to them was, how it came to pass that when, as sometimes
+happened, he and Mrs Moffat were disrespectfully treated, they did not
+retaliate. This was satisfactorily explained to the popular mind by the
+assertion of a distinguished member of the community that the foreigners
+had run away from their country, and were content to bear any treatment
+rather than return to their own people, who would infallibly kill them.
+
+The great difficulty met by Dr. and Mrs. Moffat on the threshold of
+their mission was their ignorance of the native language. There were no
+interpreters, and there was nothing for it but to grub along, patiently
+picking up words as they went. The Betchuanas were willing to teach them
+as far as they could, occasionally relieving the monotony of the lesson
+by a little joke at the pupils' expense. Once, Dr. Moffat told his
+hearers, a sentence was written down on a piece of paper, and he was
+instructed to take it to an aged lady, who was to give him something he
+was in need of. He found the old lady, who was scarcely handsome, and
+was decidedly wrinkled, and upon presenting the paper "she blushed very
+much." It turned out that the missionary had been the unconscious bearer
+of a message asking the old lady to kiss him, "which," Dr. Moffat added,
+with a seriousness that appeared to indicate a sense of the awkwardness
+of the position still present in his mind, "I did not want to do at
+all."
+
+But he mastered the language at last, and then his moral mastery over
+the strange people amongst whom he had been thrown commenced. He found a
+firm ally in the Queen, who, first attracted by the flavour of the pills
+and other delicacies he was accustomed to administer to her in his
+capacity of physician, became his constant and powerful friend. Under
+her auspices Christianity flourished, and in Betchuana at the present
+time, where once a printed book was regarded as the white man's charm,
+thousands now are able to read and treasure the Bible as formerly they
+treasured the marks which testified to the number of enemies they had
+slain in battle. Peace reigns where once blood ran, and over a vast
+tract of country civilisation is closely following in the footsteps of
+the missionary.
+
+Dr. Moffat concluded a simple address, followed with intense interest by
+the congregation, by an earnest plea for help for foreign missions. "If
+every child of God in Europe and America," he said, "would give
+something to this mission, the dark cloud which lies over this neglected
+and mysterious continent would soon be lighted, and before many years
+are passed we might behold the blessed sight of all Africa stretching
+forth her hands to God."
+
+MR. SPURGEON.
+
+In a lane leading from the station at Addlestone is a massive oak,
+which, if the gossips of the neighbourhood be trustworthy, has seen some
+notable sights. It is said that under its far-reaching branches
+"Wycliffe has preached and Queen Elizabeth dined."
+
+Here one summer evening I first heard Mr. Spurgeon preach. The occasion
+was in connection with the building of a new Baptist Chapel, and when I
+arrived the foundation stone was being utilised as a receptacle for
+offerings, over which Mr. Spurgeon, sitting on the wall, and shaded from
+the sun by an umbrella reverently held over his head by a disciple,
+jovially presided.
+
+After tea a pulpit was extemporised, upon the model of the one at the
+Tabernacle, by covering an empty provision box with red baize, and
+fastening before it a wooden railing, also with its decent covering of
+baize. A pair of steps, constructed with a considerable amount of
+trouble, were placed in position before the rostrum; but when, a few
+minutes after seven o'clock, the preacher appeared, he scorned their
+assistance, and scrambled on to the box from the level of the field,
+grasping the rail as soon as he was in a position to face the
+congregation, as if he recognised in it a familiar friend, whose
+presence made him feel at home under the novel circumstances that
+surrounded him. There might, when Mr. Spurgeon stood up, have been
+some doubt whether his voice could be heard throughout the vast throng
+gathered in front of the tree. But the first tones of the speaker's
+voice dispelled uncertainty, and the congregation settled quietly down,
+whilst Mr. Spurgeon, with uplifted hands, besought "the Spirit of God to
+be with them, even as in their accustomed places of worship." A hymn was
+sung, a portion of the 55th chapter of Isaiah read, another prayer
+offered up, and the preacher commenced his Sermon.
+
+He took for his text a portion of the 36th verse of the 9th chapter of
+Matthew--"He was moved with compassion." At the outset he sketched, with
+rapid eloquence, the history of Jesus Christ. The first declaration that
+might have startled one not accustomed to the preacher's style of
+oratory was his expression of a preference for people who absolutely
+hated religion over those who simply regarded it with indifference.
+These former were people who showed they did think, and, like Saul of
+Tarsus, there was hope of their conversion.
+
+"It is," he said, "a great time when the Lord goes into the devil's
+army, and, looking around him, sees some lieutenant, and says to him,
+'Come along; you have served the black master long enough, I have need
+of you now.' It is astonishing how quietly he comes along, and what a
+valiant fight he fights on the side of his new master."
+
+Mr. Spurgeon had a protest to make against the practice of refusing to
+help the poor except through the machinery of the Poor Law. Referring to
+Christ's having compassionated the hungry crowd and fed them, he said:
+"If Jesus Christ were alive now and presumed to feed a crowd of people,
+He would be had up by some society or other, and prosecuted for
+encouraging mendicancy. If He were alive in these days He would, I much
+fear, have occasion to say, 'I was hungry, and ye fed Me not; thirsty,
+and ye gave Me no drink; destitute, and you told Me to go on the
+parish.'"
+
+He thought tracts were very good things in their way, but should not be
+relied upon solely as a means of bringing poor people to the Lord. "I
+believe a loaf of bread often contains the very essence of theology, and
+the Church of God ought to look to it that there are at her gates no,
+poor unfed, no sick untended." He was rather hard on "the clergy of all
+denominations," regretting to say that "as fish always stunk first at
+the head, so a Church when it goes wrong goes bad first among its
+ministers." He concluded by an eloquent appeal to his hearers to lose no
+time in seeking salvation, calling "heaven and earth, and this old tree,
+under which the Gospel was preached five hundred years ago, to bear
+witness that I have preached to you the word of God, in which alone
+salvation is to be found."
+
+The sermon occupied exactly an hour in the delivery, and was listened to
+throughout with profound attention. When it was over, Mr. Spurgeon held
+a sort of levee from the pulpit, the people pressing round to shake his
+hand, and it was nearly nine o'clock before the last of the congregation
+had passed away, leaving Wycliffe's Tree to its accustomed solitude.
+
+The next time I heard Mr. Spurgeon preach was in his famous church. The
+Tabernacle will hold six thousand people when full, and on this night it
+was thronged from door to door, and from floor to ceiling, with a
+congregation gathered together to "watch" whilst the Old Year died and
+the New was born. At eleven o'clock when Mr. Spurgeon, gownless and
+guiltless of white neck-tie, or other clerical insignia, unceremoniously
+walked on to the platform which serves him for pulpit, there was not a
+foot of vacant space in the vast area looked down upon from the
+galleries, for even the aisles were thronged. The capacious galleries
+that rise tier over tier to the roof were crowded in like manner, and
+the preacher stood, faced and surrounded by a congregation, the sight of
+which might well move to the utterance of words that burn a man who had
+within him a fount of thoughts that breathe.
+
+There was no other prelude to the service than the simply spoken
+invitation, "Let us pray," and the six thousand, declaring themselves
+"creatures of time," bent the knee with one accord to ask the "Lord of
+Eternity" to bless them in the coming year. After this a hymn was sung,
+Mr. Spurgeon reading out verse by verse, with occasional commentary, and
+not unfrequent directions to the congregation as to the manner of their
+singing.
+
+"Dear friends, the devil sometimes makes you lag half a note behind the
+leader. Just try if you can't prevail over him to-night, and keep up in
+proper time."
+
+There is no organ, nor even a tuning-fork, in use at the Tabernacle. But
+the difficulties, apparently insuperable under these circumstances, of
+leading so vast a congregation in the singing of unpractised tunes is
+almost overcome by the skilful generalship of the gentleman who steps
+forward to the rails beside the preacher's table, pitches the note,
+and leads the singing. The hymn brought to a conclusion, Mr. Spurgeon
+read and commented upon a passage of Scripture from the 25th of Matthew.
+Then another hymn. "Sing this verse very softly and solemnly," says the
+pastor; and the congregation in hushed tones, that seem to thrill all
+through the aisles and up through the crowded galleries, sing:
+
+ "Who of us death's awful road
+ In the coming year shall tread,
+ With Thy rod and staff, O God,
+ Comfort Thou his dying bed."
+
+After another prayer from the pastor, and one from one of the deacons
+who accompanied him on the platform and sat behind in the crimson velvet
+arm-chairs, a third hymn was sung, and Mr. Spurgeon began his short
+address.
+
+He took for text the 42nd verse of the 12th chapter of Exodus: "It is a
+night to be much observed unto the Lord for bringing them out from the
+land of Egypt: this is that night of the Lord to be observed of all the
+children of Israel in their generations." The night referred to in the
+text was that of the Passover--"a night of salvation, decision,
+emigration, and exultation," said the preacher, "and I pray God that
+this night, the last of a memorable year, may be the same for you, my
+friends. Oh for a grand emigration among you like that of the departure
+of the people of Israel--an emptying out of old Egypt, a robbing of
+Pharaoh of his slaves, and the devil of his dupes!"
+
+It was understood that Mr. Spurgeon was labouring under severe
+indisposition, and probably this fact gave to his brief address a tone
+comparatively quiet and unimpassioned. Only once did he rise to the
+fervent height of oratory to which his congregation are accustomed, and
+that at the close, when, with uplifted hands and louder voice, he
+apostrophised the parting year: "Thou art almost gone, and if thou goest
+now the tidings to the throne of God will be that such and such a soul
+is yet unsaved. Oh, stay yet a while, Year, that thou mayest carry with
+thee glad tidings that the soul is saved! Thy life is measured now by
+seconds, but all things are possible with God, and there is still time
+for the salvation of many souls."
+
+At five minutes to twelve the preacher paused, and bade his hearers "get
+away to the Throne of Grace, and in silent prayer beseech the Almighty
+to bless you with a rich and special blessing in the new year He is
+sending you."
+
+The congregation bent forward and a great silence was upon it, broken
+only by half-stifled coughing here and there, and once by the wailing of
+an infant in the gallery. The minutes passed slowly and solemnly as the
+Old Year's "face grew sharp and thin" under the ticking of the clock
+over the kneeling preacher and his deacons. The minutes dwindled down to
+seconds, and then--
+
+ "Alack, our friend is gone!
+ Close up his eyes, tie up his chin
+ Step from the corpse, and let him in
+ That standeth at the door."
+
+"Now, as we have passed into the New Year," said Mr. Spurgeon, advancing
+to the rails as the last stroke of midnight died away, "I do not think
+we can do better than join in singing 'Praise God from whom all
+blessings flow.'"
+
+No need now of instructions how to sing. The congregation were almost
+before the leader in raising the familiar strain, with which six
+thousand voices filled the spacious Tabernacle.
+
+Then came the benediction, and a cheery "I wish you all a happy New
+Year, my friends," from Mr. Spurgeon.
+
+A great shout of "The same to you!" arose in response from basement and
+galleries, and the congregation passed out into a morning so soft, and
+light, and mild, that it seemed as if the seasons were out of joint, and
+that the New Year had been born in the springtime.
+
+IN THE RAGGED CHURCH.
+
+The Ragged Church is one of the numerous by-paths through which the
+managers of the Field Lane Institution strive to approach and benefit
+the poor of London. It is situate in Little Saffron Hill, Farringdon
+Road, the service being held in a barn-like room, which on weekdays
+serves for school, and is capable of accommodating a thousand children.
+No money has been expended in architectural embellishment, and no
+question of a controversial character is likely to arise in connection
+with accessories in the shape of altar, surplice, or candles. The Ragged
+Church avoids these stumbling-blocks by the simple expedient of doing
+without candles, surplices, or altar. It does not even boast a pulpit,
+but draws the line so as to take in a harmonium, indispensable for
+leading the tunes. At one end of the room is a platform, on which the
+harmonium stands, and whereon the service is conducted.
+
+It is the congregation rather than the preacher that I remember best in
+connection with the Ragged Church. Half-past eleven is the hour for the
+commencement of service, and was fixed upon chiefly to suit the
+convenience of a portion of the congregation, who, having slept
+overnight in the casual wards, are considerately detained in them till
+eleven o'clock, by which time society is supposed to be comfortably
+seated in its own churches, and is thus saved the shock of suddenly
+coming upon Rags and Tatters going to church or elsewhither--Rags and
+Tatters, it being well understood, not always showing themselves proof
+against the temptation of improving the occasion by begging. At a
+quarter to eleven there filed into the church threescore little girls,
+all dressed in wincey dresses, with brown, furry jackets and little
+brown hats, a monotony of colour that served to bring into fuller
+contrast the red and black wool scarf each wore tightly tied round her
+neck. They all looked bright, clean, and happy, and one noted a
+considerable proportion of pretty-faced and delicately-limbed children.
+
+How they were born, or with what parentage, is in many cases a question
+to which the records of the institution supply no answer. They were
+simply "found" on a doorstep, or arrested when wandering about the
+street crying for the mother or the father who had cast them off. This
+class of school-girl is generally distinguished by the fineness of her
+Christian name, Blanche, and Lily, and Constance, being among the waifs
+and strays who have found a refuge with the kindly matron of the Field
+Lane Institution. There are others whose history is written plainly
+enough in the records of the police-courts.
+
+There is one, a prematurely aged little woman in her eleventh year, who,
+previous to being sent here, passed of her own free will night after
+night in the streets, living through the day on her wits, which are very
+sharp. Another, about the same age, when taken into custody on something
+more than suspicion of picking pockets, was found the possessor of no
+fewer than seven purses. A third, who is understood to be now in her
+ninth year, earned a handsome livelihood in the Haymarket by frequenting
+the public houses, and with dramatic gestures singing the more popular
+concert-hall songs. One of the most determined and head-strong young
+ladies of the establishment was not privileged to be present at the
+morning service, being, in fact, in bed, where she was detained with the
+hope that amid the silence and solitude of the empty chamber she might
+be brought to see in its true light the heinousness of the offence of
+wilfully depositing her boots in a pail of water.
+
+Conviction for offences against the law is by no means a general
+characteristic of the girls. For the most part, destitution has been the
+simple ground on which they have obtained admission to the institution.
+
+The girls being seated on the front benches to the right of the
+harmonium, the tramp of many feet was heard, and there entered by the
+opposite side of the church some sixty boys in corduroys, short jackets,
+and clean collars. They took up a position on the left of the harmonium,
+and, with one consent, gravely folded their arms. Their private history
+is, in its general features, much the same as that of the girls. All
+are sent hither by order of the police-court magistrate, but
+many have not committed any crime save the unpardonable one of being
+absolutely and hopelessly homeless. It is not difficult, stating the
+broad rule, to pick out from the boys those who have been convicted of
+crime. As compared with the rest they are generally brighter looking,
+and gifted with a stronger physique.
+
+The distinction was strongly marked by the conjunction of two boys who
+sat together on the front form. One who had stolen nothing less than a
+coalscuttle, observed projecting from an ironmonger's shop in Drury
+Lane, was a sturdy, ruddy-cheeked little man, who folded his arms in a
+composed manner, and listened with an inquiring interest to the words
+poured forth over his head from the platform. The boy next to him, a
+pale-faced, inert lad, who stared straight before him with lack-lustre
+eyes, had the saddest of all boys' histories. He was born in a casual
+ward, his father died in a casual ward, and his mother nightly haunts
+the streets of London in pursuance of an elaborately devised plan, by
+which she is able so to time her visits to the various casual wards as
+never to be turned away from any on the ground that she had slept there
+too recently.
+
+The foreground of the Ragged Church was bright enough, for whilst there
+is youth there is hope, and in the present case there is also the
+knowledge that these children are under guardianship at once kind and
+wise. Presently the back benches began to fill with a congregation such
+as no other church in London might show. Crushed-looking women in limp
+bonnets, scanty shawls, and much-patched dresses crept quietly in. With
+them, though not in their company, came men of all ages, and of a
+general level of ragged destitution--a gaunt, haggard, hungry, and
+hopeless congregation as ever went to church on a Sunday morning. Some
+had passed the night in the Refuge attached to the institution; many had
+come straight from the casual wards; others had spent the long hours
+since sundown in the streets; and one, a hale old man who diffused
+around him an air of respectability and comfort, was a lodger at
+Clerkenwell Workhouse. His snuff-coloured coat with two brass buttons at
+the back was the solitary whole garment visible in this section of the
+congregation.
+
+It was his "Sunday out" and having had his breakfast at the workhouse,
+he had, by way of distraction, come to spend the morning and eat his
+lunch at the Field Lane Institution.
+
+One man might be forgiven if he slept all through the sermon, for, as he
+explained, he had "passed a very bad night." He had settled himself to
+sleep on various doorsteps, with the fog for a blanket and the railings
+for pillow. But there appeared what in his experience was a quite
+uncommon activity on the part of the police, and he had been "moved on"
+from place to place till morning broke, and he had not slept a wink or
+had half an hour's rest for the sole of his foot.
+
+There were not many of the labouring class among the couple of hundred
+men who made up this miserable company. They were chiefly broken-down
+people, who, as tradesmen, clerks, or even professional men, had
+gradually sunk till they came to regard admission to the casual ward at
+night as the cherished hope that kept them up as they shuffled their
+way through the day. One man, who over a marvellous costume of rags
+carried the mark of respectability comprehended in a thin black silk
+necktie tied around a collarless neck, is the son of a late colonel of
+artillery, and has a brother at the present time a lieutenant in one of
+her Majesty's ships. After leading a reckless life, he turned his
+musical acquirements to account by joining the band of a marching
+regiment. Unfortunately, the death of his grandfather, two years ago,
+made him uncontrolled possessor of £500, and now he is dodging his
+way among the casual wards of London, holding on to respectability and
+his good connections by this poor black silk necktie.
+
+Among the congregation was a bright-eyed, honest-looking lad bearing the
+familiar name of John Smith. Three months ago he was earning his living
+in a Yorkshire coal pit, when a strike among the men threw him out of
+work. There being no prospect of doing anything in Yorkshire, he set out
+for London, having, as he said, "heard it was a great place, where work
+was plenty." With three shillings in his pocket he started from Leeds,
+and walked to London, doing the journey in nine days. He had neither
+recommendation nor introduction other than his bright, honest, and
+intelligent face, and that seems to have served him only to the extent
+of getting an odd job that occupied him two days.
+
+The service opened with singing, of which there was a plentiful
+repetition, the boys and girls in the foreground singing, the melancholy
+throng behind standing dumb. Hymn-books were supplied to them, and if
+they could read they might have found on the page from which the first
+hymn was taken a hymn so curiously infelicitous to the occasion that it
+is worth quoting a couple of verses. These are the two first:--
+
+ Let us gather up the sunbeams
+ Lying all around our path;
+ Let us keep the wheat and roses,
+ Casting out the thorns and chaff;
+ Let us find our sweetest comfort
+ In the blessings of to-day
+ With a patient hand removing
+ All the briars from the way.
+
+ Strange we never prize the music
+ Till the sweet-voiced bird has flown,
+ Strange that we should slight the violets
+ Till the lovely flowers are gone;
+ Strange that summer skies and sunshine
+ Never seem one half so fair
+ As when winter's snowy pinions
+ Shake the white down in the air.
+
+After the opening hymns _Sankey's Sacred Song-Book_, in which this rhymed
+nonsense appears, was abandoned, and the congregation took to the
+admirable little selection of hymns compiled for the use of the
+institution, containing much less sentiment, and perhaps on the whole
+more suitable. After prayer and a short address, the boys and girls
+filed out as they had come in. Then the rest of the congregation rose,
+and as they passed out received a large piece of bread, supplemented by
+the distribution from a room on a lower storey of a cup of hot cocoa.
+Stretching all down the long flight of stone steps, they drank their
+cocoa and greedily munched the bread, and when it was done passed out
+into the sabbath noon, to slouch about the great city till the doors of
+the casual wards were open.
+
+They had "gathered up all the sunbeams lying around their path" as far
+as the day had advanced, and there was no more for them till, at eight
+o'clock in the evening, the bread and tea should be set out before them
+under the workhouse roof.
+
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+<p>Title: Faces and Places</p>
+<p>Author: Henry William Lucy</p>
+<p>Release Date: May 27, 2008 [eBook #25624]</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<table width="650" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+<p class="bold">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="bold"><span class="bigitalic">The Whitefriars Library of Wit
+ &amp; Humour</span></p>
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="image"><img src="images/henry_lucy.jpg" alt="Henry W. Lucy" width="485" height="629" class="image">
+ </p></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="bold"><span class="bigitalic"> </span></p>
+ <p class="bigcap">FACES AND PLACES</p>
+ <p class="bigcap">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="bold"> By </p>
+ <p class="bold">HENRY W. LUCY</p>
+ <p class="bold"><br>
+ <span class="smallcapcent">(AUTHOR OF &quot;EAST BY WEST: A RECORD OF
+ A JOURNEY ROUND THE WORLD&quot;)</span></p>
+ <p class="bold">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="bold"> <span class="bigitalic">WITH PORTRAIT OF THE AUTHOR AND
+ ILLUSTRATIONS</span></p>
+ <p class="bold">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="bold">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="smallcapcent"> LONDON:<br>
+ HENRY AND CO, BOUVERIE STREET, EC</p>
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+ <p><br>
+ <span class="italic">To J.R. Robinson, Editor and Manager of the &quot;Daily
+ News&quot;, at whose<br>
+ suggestion some of these articles were written, they are in their<br>
+ collected form inscribed, with sincere regard, by an old friend and<br>
+ colleague.</span></p>
+ <p class="main">London,<span class="italic"> February </span>1892.</p>
+ <p class="main">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="main">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <table width="500" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" class="main">
+ <tr>
+ <td class="bold">CONTENTS</td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Chap. </td>
+ <td>Page</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><p><a href="#1">I. &quot;FRED&quot; BURNABY</a></p></td>
+ <td> <a href="#1">1</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#23">II. A NIGHT ON A MOUNTAIN </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#23">23</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#35">III. THE PRINCE OF WALES </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#35">35</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#41">IV. A HISTORIC CROWD </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#41">41</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#52">V. WITH PEGGOTTY AND HAM</a></td>
+ <td> <a href="#52">52</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#62">VI. TO THOSE ABOUT TO BECOME JOURNALISTS </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#62">62</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#69">VII. A CINQUE PORT </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#69">69</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#77">VIII. OYSTERS AND ARCACHON</a></td>
+ <td> <a href="#77">77</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#86">IX. CHRISTMAS EVE AT WATTS'S </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#86">86</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#100">X. NIGHT AND DAY ON THE CARS IN CANADA </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#100">100</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#108">XI. EASTER ON LES AVANTS </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#108">108</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#125">XII. THE BATTLE OF MERTHYR </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#125">125</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#137">XIII. MOSQUITOES AND MONACO</a> </td>
+ <td><a href="#137">137</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#145">XIV. A WRECK IN THE NORTH SEA </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#145">145</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#152">XV. A PEEP AT AN OLD HOUSE OF COMMONS </a></td>
+ <td><a href="#152">152</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><a href="#XVI">XVI. SOME PREACHERS I HAVE KNOWN:--</a><br> </td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#170">Mr. Moody</a> </p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#170">170</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#176">&quot;Bendigo&quot; </a></p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#176">176</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#181">&quot;Fiddler Joss&quot;</a> </p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#181">181</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#184">Dean Stanley</a> </p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#184">184</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#187">Dr. Moffat </a></p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#187">187</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#190">Mr. Spurgeon</a> </p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#190">190</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td><blockquote>
+ <p><a href="#196">In the Ragged Church</a> </p>
+ </blockquote></td>
+ <td><a href="#196">196</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">FACES AND PLACES</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="1"></a>CHAPTER I.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">&quot;FRED&quot; BURNABY</p>
+ <p class="main">I made the acquaintance of Colonel Fred Burnaby in a balloon.
+ In such<br>
+ strange quarters, at an altitude of over a thousand feet, commenced a<br>
+ friendship that for years was one of the pleasantest parts of my life,<br>
+ and remains one of its most cherished memories.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was on the 14th of September, 1874. A few weeks earlier
+ two French<br>
+ aeronauts, a Monsieur and Madame Duruof, making an ascent from Calais,<br>
+ had been carried out to sea, and dropping into the Channel, had passed<br>
+ through enough perils to make them a nine days' wonder. Arrangements had<br>
+ been completed for them to make a fresh ascent from the grounds of the<br>
+ Crystal Palace, and half London seemed to have gone down to Sydenham to<br>
+ see them off. I was young and eager then, and having but lately joined<br>
+ the staff of the <span class="italic">Daily News </span>as special correspondent,
+ was burning for<br>
+ an opportunity to distinguish myself. So I went off to the Crystal<br>
+ Palace resolved to go up in the balloon.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;No,&quot; said Mr. Coxwell, when I asked him if there
+ were a seat to spare<br>
+ in the car. &quot;No; I am sorry to say that you are too late. I have
+ had at<br>
+ least thirty applications for seats, and as the car will hold only six<br>
+ persons, and as practically there are but two seats for outsiders, you<br>
+ will see that it is impossible.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">This was disappointing, the more so as I had brought with
+ me a large<br>
+ military cloak and a pair of seal-skin gloves, under a general but<br>
+ well-defined impression that the thing to do up in a balloon was to keep<br>
+ yourself warm. Mr. Coxwell's account of the position of affairs so<br>
+ completely shut out the prospect of a passage in the car that I<br>
+ reluctantly resigned the charge of the military cloak and gloves, and<br>
+ strolled down to the enclosure where the process of inflating the<br>
+ balloon was going on. Here was congregated a vast crowd, which increased<br>
+ in density as four o'clock rang out, and the great mass of brown silk<br>
+ into which the gas was being assiduously pumped began to assume a<br>
+ pear-like shape, and sway to and fro in the light air of the autumn<br>
+ afternoon.</p>
+ <p class="main">About this time the heroes of the hour, Monsieur and Madame
+ Duruof<br>
+ walked into the enclosure, accompanied by Mr. Coxwell and Mr. Glaisher.<br>
+ A little work was being extensively sold in the Palace bearing on the<br>
+ title-page, over the name &quot;M. Duruof,&quot; a murderous-looking face,
+ the<br>
+ letter-press purporting to be a record of the life and adventures of<br>
+ the French aeronauts. Happily M. Duruof bore but the slightest<br>
+ resemblance to this portrait, being a young man of pleasing appearance,<br>
+ with a good, firm, frank-looking face.</p>
+ <p class="main">By a quarter to five o'clock the monster balloon was almost
+ fully<br>
+ charged, and was swaying to and fro in a wild, fitful manner, that could<br>
+ not have been beheld without trepidation by any of the thirty gentlemen<br>
+ who had so judiciously booked seats in advance. The wickerwork car now<br>
+ secured to the balloon was half filled with ballast and crowded with<br>
+ men, whilst others hung on to the ropes and to each other in the effort<br>
+ to steady it.</p>
+ <p class="main">But they could not do much more than keep it from mounting
+ into mid-air.<br>
+ Hither and thither it swung, parting in swift haste the curious throng<br>
+ that encompassed it, and dragging the men about as if they were ounce<br>
+ weights. The wind seemed to be rising and the faces of the experienced<br>
+ aeronauts grew graver and graver, answers to the constantly repeated<br>
+ question, &quot;Where is it likely to come down?&quot; becoming increasingly<br>
+ vague. At last Mr. Glaisher, looking up at the sky and round at the<br>
+ neighbouring trees bending under the growing blast, put his veto upon<br>
+ Madame Duruof's forming one of the party of voyagers.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;We are not in France,&quot; he said. &quot;The people
+ will not insist upon a<br>
+ woman going up when there is any danger. The descent is sure to be<br>
+ rough, will possibly be perilous, so Madame Duruof had better stay where<br>
+ she is.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Madame Duruof was ready to go, but was at least equally
+ willing to stay<br>
+ behind, and so it was settled that she should not leave the palace<br>
+ grounds by the balloon. I cast a lingering thought on the military cloak<br>
+ and the seal-skin gloves, in safe keeping in a remote part of the<br>
+ building. If Madame was not going there might be room for a substitute.<br>
+ But again Mr. Coxwell would not listen to the proposal. There were at<br>
+ least thirty prior applicants; some had even paid their money, and they<br>
+ must have the preference.</p>
+ <p class="main">At five o'clock all was ready for the start. M. Wilfrid
+ de Fonvielle,<br>
+ a French aeronaut and journalist, took off his hat, and in full gaze of<br>
+ a sympathising and deeply interested crowd deliberately attired himself<br>
+ in a Glengarry cap, a thick overcoat, and a muffler. M Duruof put on<br>
+ his overcoat, and Mr. Barker, Mr. Coxwell's assistant, seated on the<br>
+ ring above the car, began to take in light cargo in the shape of<br>
+ aneroids, barometers, bottles of brandy and water, and other useful<br>
+ articles. M. Duruof scrambled into the car, one of the men who had been<br>
+ weighing it down getting out to make room for him. Then M. de Fonvielle,<br>
+ amid murmurs of admiration from the crowd, nimbly boarded the little<br>
+ ship, and immediately began taking observations. There was a pause, and<br>
+ Mr. Coxwell, who stood by the car, prepared for the rush of the Thirty.<br>
+ But nobody volunteered. Names were called aloud; only the wind, sighing<br>
+ amongst the trees made answer.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Il faut partir,&quot; said M. Duruof, somewhat impatiently.
+ Then a<br>
+ middle-aged gentleman, who, I afterwards learned, had come all the way<br>
+ from Cambridge to make the journey, and who had only just arrived<br>
+ breathless on the ground, was half-lifted, half-tumbled in, amid<br>
+ agonised entreaties from Barker to &quot;mind them bottles.&quot; The
+ Thirty had<br>
+ unquestionably had a fair chance, and Mr. Coxwell made no objection as
+ I<br>
+ passed him and got into the car, followed by one other gentleman, who<br>
+ brought the number up to the stipulated half-dozen. We were all ready
+ to<br>
+ start, but it was thought desirable that Madame Duruof should show<br>
+ herself in the car. So she was lifted in, and the balloon allowed to<br>
+ mount some twenty feet, frantically held by ropes by the crowd below.
+ It<br>
+ descended again, Madame Duruof got out, and in her place came tumbling<br>
+ in a splendid fellow, some six feet four high, broad-chested to boot,<br>
+ who instantly made supererogatory the presence of half a dozen of the<br>
+ bags of ballast that lay in the bottom of the car.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was an anxious moment, with the excited multitude spread
+ round far as<br>
+ the eye could reach, the car leaping under the swaying balloon, and the<br>
+ anxious, hurried men straining at the ropes. But I remember quite well<br>
+ sitting at the bottom of the car and wondering when the new-comer would<br>
+ finish getting in. I dare say he was nimble enough, but his full arrival<br>
+ seemed like the paying out of a ship's cable.</p>
+ <p class="main">This was Fred Burnaby, only Captain then, unknown to fame,
+ with Khiva<br>
+ unapproached, and the wilds of Asia Minor untrodden by his horse's<br>
+ hoofs. His presence on the grounds was accidental, and his undertaking<br>
+ of the journey characteristic. He had invited some friends to dine<br>
+ with him that night at his rooms, then in St. James's Street. Hearing<br>
+ of the proposed balloon ascent, he felt drawn to see the voyagers off,<br>
+ purposing to be home in time to dress for dinner. The defection of the<br>
+ Thirty appearing to leave an opening for an extra passenger, Burnaby<br>
+ could not resist the temptation. So with a hasty <span class="italic">Au
+ revoir!</span> to his<br>
+ companion, the Turkish Minister, he pushed his way through the crowd<br>
+ and dropped into the car.</p>
+ <p class="main">I always forgot to ask him how his guests fared. As it turned
+ out, he<br>
+ had no chance of communicating with his servant before the dinner hour.<br>
+ The arrival of Burnaby exceeded by one the stipulated number of<br>
+ passengers, and Coxwell was anxious for us to start before any more got<br>
+ in. For a minute or two we still cling to the earth, the centre of an<br>
+ excited throng that shout, and tug at ropes, and run to and fro, and<br>
+ laugh, and cry, and scream &quot;Good-bye&quot; in a manner that makes
+ our<br>
+ proposed journey seem dreadful in prospect. The circle of faces look<br>
+ fixedly into ours; we hear the voices of the crowd, see the women<br>
+ laughing and crying by turns, and then, with a motion that is absolutely<br>
+ imperceptible, they all pass away, and we are in mid-air where the echo<br>
+ of a cheer alone breaks the solemn calm.</p>
+ <p class="main">I had an idea that we should go up with a rush, and be instantly
+ in the<br>
+ cold current of air in view of which the preparation of extra raiment,<br>
+ the nature of which has been already indicated, had been made. But here<br>
+ we were a thousand feet above the level of the Palace gardens, sailing<br>
+ calmly along in bright warm sunlight, and no more motion perceptible<br>
+ than if we were sitting on chairs in the gardens, and had been so<br>
+ sitting whilst the balloon mounted. It was a quarter past five when we<br>
+ left the earth, and in less than five minutes the Crystal Palace<br>
+ grounds, with its sea of upturned faces, had faded from our sight.<br>
+ Contrary to prognostication, there was only the slightest breeze, and<br>
+ this setting north-east, carried us towards the river in the direction<br>
+ of Greenwich. We seemed to skirt the eastern fringe of London, St.<br>
+ Paul's standing out in bold relief through the light wreath of mist that<br>
+ enveloped the city. The balloon slowly rose till the aneroid marked a<br>
+ height of fifteen hundred feet. Here it found a current which drove it<br>
+ slightly to the south, till it hovered for some moments directly over<br>
+ Greenwich Hospital, the training ship beneath looking like a cockle boat<br>
+ with walking sticks for masts and yards. Driving eastward for some<br>
+ moments, we slowly turned by Woolwich and crossed the river thereafter<br>
+ steadily pursuing a north-easterly direction.</p>
+ <p class="main">Looking back from the Essex side of the river the sight
+ presented to<br>
+ view was a magnificent one. London had vanished, even to the dome of<br>
+ St. Paul's, but we knew where the great city lay by the mist that<br>
+ shrouded it and shone white in the rays of the sun. Save for this patch<br>
+ of mist, that seemed to drift after us far away below the car, there was<br>
+ nothing to obscure the range of vision. I am afraid to say how many<br>
+ miles it was computed lay within the framework of the glowing panorama.<br>
+ But I know that we could follow the windings of the river that curled<br>
+ like a dragon among the green fields, its shining scales all aglow in<br>
+ the sunlight, and could see where it finally broadened out and trended<br>
+ northward. And there, as M. Duruof observed with a significant smile,<br>
+ was &quot;the open sea.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">There was no feeling of dizziness in looking down from the
+ immense<br>
+ height at which we now floated--two thousand feet was the record as<br>
+ we cleared the river. By an unfortunate oversight we had no map of<br>
+ the country, and were, except in respect of such landmarks as<br>
+ Greenwich, unable with certainty to distinguish the places over which<br>
+ we passed.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;That,&quot; said Burnaby from his perch up in the
+ netting over the car,<br>
+ where he had clambered as being the most dangerous place immediately<br>
+ accessible, &quot;is one of the great drawbacks to the use of balloons
+ in<br>
+ warfare. Unless a man has natural aptitude, and is specially trained<br>
+ for the work, his observations from a balloon are of no use, a<br>
+ bird's-eye view of a country giving impressions so different from the<br>
+ actual position of places.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">This dictum was illustrated by the scene spread out beneath
+ us. Seen<br>
+ from a balloon the streets of a rambling town resolve themselves into<br>
+ beautifully defined curves, straight lines, and various other highly<br>
+ respectable geometrical shapes.</p>
+ <p class="main">We could not at any time make out forms of people. The white
+ highways<br>
+ that ran like threads among the fields, and the tiny openings in the<br>
+ towns and villages which we guessed were streets, seemed to belong to<br>
+ a dead world, for nowhere was there trace of a living person. The<br>
+ strange stillness that brooded over the earth was made more uncanny<br>
+ still by cries that occasionally seemed to float in the air around us,<br>
+ behind, before, to the right, to the left, but never exactly beneath<br>
+ the car. We could hear people calling, and had a vague idea they were<br>
+ running after us and cheering; but we could distinguish no moving<br>
+ thing. Yes; once the gentleman from Cambridge exclaimed that there<br>
+ were some pheasants running across a field below; but upon close<br>
+ investigation they turned out to be a troop of horses capering about<br>
+ in wild dismay. A flock of sheep in another field, huddled close<br>
+ together, looked like a heap of limestone chippings. As for the<br>
+ fields stretched out in wide expanse, far as the eye could reach,<br>
+ they seemed to form a gigantic carpet, with patterns chiefly diamond<br>
+ shape, in colour shaded from bright emerald to russet brown.</p>
+ <p class="main">At six o'clock the sun began to drop behind a broad belt
+ of black<br>
+ cloud that had settled over London. The mist following us ever since<br>
+ we crossed the river had overtaken us, even passed us, and was<br>
+ strewed out over the earth, the sky above our heads being yet a<br>
+ beautiful pale blue. We were passing with increased rapidity over the<br>
+ rich level land that stretches from the river bank to Chelmsford, and<br>
+ there was time to look round at each other. Burnaby had come down from<br>
+ the netting and disposed his vast person amongst us and the bags of<br>
+ ballast. He was driven down by the smell of gas, which threatened to<br>
+ suffocate us all when we started. M. Wilfrid de Fonvielle, kneeling<br>
+ down by the side of the car, was perpetually &quot;taking observations,&quot;<br>
+ and persistently asking for &quot;the readings,&quot; which the gentleman
+ from<br>
+ Cambridge occasionally protested his inability to supply, owing either<br>
+ to Burnaby having his foot upon the aneroid, or to the Captain so<br>
+ jamming him up against the side of the car that the accurate reading<br>
+ of a scientific instrument was not only inconvenient but impossible.</p>
+ <p class="main">When we began to chat and exchange confidences, the fascination
+ which<br>
+ balloon voyaging has for some people was testified to in a striking<br>
+ manner. The gentleman from Cambridge had a mildness of manner about him<br>
+ that made it difficult to conceive him engaged in any perilous<br>
+ enterprise. Yet he had been in half a dozen balloon ascents, and had<br>
+ posted up from his native town on hearing that a balloon was going up<br>
+ from the Crystal Palace. As for Burnaby, it was borne in upon me, even<br>
+ at this casual meeting, that it did not matter to him what enterprise<br>
+ he embarked upon, so that it were spiced with danger and promised<br>
+ adventure. He had some slight preference for ballooning, this being his<br>
+ sixteenth ascent, including the time when the balloon burst, and the<br>
+ occupants of the car came rattling down from a height of three thousand<br>
+ feet, and were saved only by the fortuitous draping of the half emptied<br>
+ balloon, which prevented all the gas from escaping.</p>
+ <p class="main">At half-past six we were still passing over the Turkey carpet,<br>
+ apparently of the same interminable pattern. Some miles ahead the level<br>
+ stretch was broken by clumps of trees, which presently developed into<br>
+ woods of considerable extent. It was growing dusk, and no town or<br>
+ railway station was near. Burnaby, assured of being too late for his<br>
+ dinner party, wanted to prolong the journey. But the farther the balloon<br>
+ went the longer would be the distance over which it would have to be<br>
+ brought back and Mr. Coxwell's assistant was commendably careful of his<br>
+ employer's purse. On approaching Highwood the balloon passed over a<br>
+ dense wood, in which there was some idea of descending. But finally the<br>
+ open ground was preferred, and, the wood being left behind, a ploughed<br>
+ field was selected as the place to drop, and the gas was allowed to<br>
+ escape by wholesale. The balloon swooped downward at a somewhat<br>
+ alarming pace, and if Barker had had all his wits about him he would<br>
+ have thrown out half a bag of ballast and lightened the fall. But after<br>
+ giving instructions for all to stoop down in the bottom of the car and<br>
+ hold onto the ropes, he himself promptly illustrated the action, and<br>
+ down we went like a hawk towards the ground.</p>
+ <p class="main">As it will appear even to those who have never been in a
+ balloon, no<br>
+ advice could have been worse than that of stooping down in the bottom
+ of<br>
+ the car, which was presently to come with a great shock to the earth,<br>
+ and would inevitably have seriously injured any who shared its contact.<br>
+ Fortunately Burnaby, who was as cool as if he were riding in his<br>
+ brougham, shouted out to all to lift their feet from contact with the<br>
+ bottom of the car, and to hang on to the ropes. This was done, and when<br>
+ the car struck the earth it merely shook us, and no one had even a<br>
+ bruise.</p>
+ <p class="main">Before we began to descend at full speed the grappling iron
+ had been<br>
+ pitched over, and, fortunately, got a firm hold in a ridge of the<br>
+ ploughed land. Thus, when the balloon, after striking the ground, leapt<br>
+ up again into the air and showed a disposition to wander off and tear<br>
+ itself to pieces against the hedges and trees, it was checked by the<br>
+ anchor rope and came down again with another bump on the ground. This<br>
+ time the shock was not serious, and after a few more flutterings it<br>
+ finally stood at ease.</p>
+ <p class="main">The highest altitude reached by the balloon was three thousand
+ feet, and<br>
+ this was registered about a couple of miles before we struck Highwood.<br>
+ For some distance before completing this descent we had been skimming<br>
+ along at about a thousand feet above the level of the fields, and the<br>
+ intention to drop being evident, a great crowd of rustics gallantly kept<br>
+ pace with the balloon for the last half-mile. By the time we were fairly<br>
+ settled down, half a hundred men, women, and children had converged upon<br>
+ the field from all directions, and were swarming in through the hedge.</p>
+ <p class="main">Actually the first in at the death was an old lady attired
+ chiefly in a<br>
+ brilliant orange-coloured shawl, who came along over the ridges with a<br>
+ splendid stride. But she did not fully enjoy the privilege she had so<br>
+ gallantly earned. She was making straight for the balloon, when Burnaby<br>
+ mischievously warned her to look out, for it might &quot;go off.&quot;
+ Thereupon<br>
+ the old lady, without uttering a word in reply, turned round and, with<br>
+ strides slightly increased in length, made for the hedge, through which<br>
+ she disappeared, and the orange-coloured shawl was seen no more.</p>
+ <p class="main">All the rustics appeared to be in a state more or less dazed.
+ What with<br>
+ having been running some distance, and what with surprise at discovering<br>
+ seven gentlemen dropped out of the sky into the middle of a ploughed<br>
+ field, they could find relief only in standing at a safe distance with<br>
+ their mouths wide open. In vain Barker talked to them in good broad<br>
+ English, and begged them to come and hold the car whilst we got out.<br>
+ No one answered a word, and none stirred a step, except when the balloon<br>
+ gave a lurch, and then they got ready for a start towards the protecting<br>
+ hedges. At last Burnaby volunteered to drop out. This he did, deftly<br>
+ holding on to the car, and by degrees the intelligent bystanders<br>
+ approached and cautiously lent a hand. Finding that the balloon neither<br>
+ bit nor burned them, they swung on with hearty goodwill, and so we all<br>
+ got out, and Barker commenced the operation of packing up, in which<br>
+ task the natives, incited by the promise of a &quot;good drink,&quot;
+ lent<br>
+ hearty assistance.</p>
+ <p class="main">We had not the remotest idea where we were, and night was
+ fast closing<br>
+ in. Where was the nearest railway station? Perhaps if we had arrived in<br>
+ the neighbourhood in a brake or an omnibus, we might have succeeded in<br>
+ getting an answer to this question. As it was, we could get none. One<br>
+ intelligent party said, after profound cogitation, that it was &quot;over<br>
+ theere,&quot; but as &quot;over theere&quot; presented nothing but a vista
+ of<br>
+ fields--some ploughed and all divided by high hedges--this was scarcely<br>
+ satisfactory. In despair we asked where the high-road was, and this<br>
+ being indicated, but still vaguely and after a considerable amount of<br>
+ thought, Burnaby and I made for it, and presently succeeded in striking<br>
+ it.</p>
+ <p class="main">The next thing was to get to a railway station, wherever
+ it might be,<br>
+ and as the last train for town might leave early, the quicker we arrived<br>
+ the better. Looking down the road, Burnaby espied a tumble-down cart<br>
+ standing close into the hedge, and strode down to requisition it. The<br>
+ cart was full of hampers and boxes, and sitting upon the shaft was an<br>
+ elderly gentleman in corduroys intently gazing over the hedge at the<br>
+ rapidly collapsing balloon, which still fitfully swayed about like a<br>
+ drunken man awaking out of sleep.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Will you drive us to the nearest railway station,
+ old gentleman?&quot; said<br>
+ Burnaby cheerily.</p>
+ <p class="main">The old gentleman withdrew his gaze from the balloon and
+ surveyed us,<br>
+ a feeble, indecisive smile playing about his wooden features; but he<br>
+ made no other answer.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Will you drive us to the nearest railway station?&quot;
+ repeated Burnaby.<br>
+ &quot;We'll pay you well.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Still no answer came from the old gentleman, who smiled
+ more feebly than<br>
+ ever, now including me in his intelligent purview. After other and<br>
+ diverse attempts to draw him into conversation, including the pulling
+ of<br>
+ the horse and cart into the middle of the road, and the making of a<br>
+ feint to start it off at full gallop, it became painfully clear that the<br>
+ old gentleman had, at sight of the balloon, gone clean out of such<br>
+ senses as he had ever possessed, and as there was a prospect of losing<br>
+ the train if we waited till he came round again, nothing remained but
+ to<br>
+ help ourselves to the conveyance. So Burnaby got up and disposed of as<br>
+ much of himself as was possible in a hamper on the top of the cart. I<br>
+ sat on the shaft, and taking the reins out of the old gentleman's<br>
+ resistless hand, drove off down the road at quite a respectable pace.</p>
+ <p class="main">After we had gone about a mile the old gentleman, who had
+ been employing<br>
+ his unwonted leisure in staring at us all over, broke into a chuckle.<br>
+ We gently encouraged him by laughing in chorus, and after a brief space<br>
+ he said,--</p>
+ <p class="italic">&quot;I seed ye coming.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">As I had a good deal to do to keep the pony up and going,
+ Burnaby<br>
+ undertook to follow up this glimmering of returning sense on the part
+ of<br>
+ the old gentleman, and with much patience and tact he succeeded in<br>
+ getting him so far round that we ascertained we were driving in the<br>
+ direction of &quot;Blackmore.&quot; Further than this we could not get,
+ any<br>
+ pressure in the direction of learning whether there was a railway<br>
+ station at the town or village, or whatever it might be, being followed<br>
+ by alarming symptoms of relapse on the part of the old gentleman.<br>
+ However, to get to Blackmore was something, and after half an hour's<br>
+ dexterous driving we arrived at the village, of which the inn standing<br>
+ back under the shade of three immemorial oak trees appeared to be a fair<br>
+ moiety.</p>
+ <p class="main">We paid the old gentleman and parted company with him, though
+ not<br>
+ without a saddening fear that the shock of the balloon coming down<br>
+ under his horse's nose, as it were, had permanently affected his brain.<br>
+ At Blackmore we found a well-horsed trap, and through woods and long<br>
+ country lanes drove to Ingatestone, and as fast as the train could<br>
+ travel got back to civilisation.</p>
+ <p class="main">This was the beginning of a close and intimate friendship,
+ that ended<br>
+ only with Burnaby's departure for the Soudan. He often talked to me<br>
+ of himself and of his still young life. Educated at Harrow, he thence<br>
+ proceeded to Germany, where, under private tuition, he acquired an<br>
+ unusually perfect acquaintance with the French, Italian, and German<br>
+ languages, and incidentally imbibed a taste for gymnastics. At<br>
+ sixteen he, the youngest of one hundred and fifty candidates, passed<br>
+ his examination for admission to the army, and at the mature age of<br>
+ seventeen found himself a cornet in the Royal Horse Guards. At this<br>
+ time his breast seems to have been fired by the noble ambition to<br>
+ become the strongest man in the world. How far he succeeded is told<br>
+ in well-authenticated traditions that linger round various spots in<br>
+ Windsor and London. He threw himself into the pursuit of muscle with<br>
+ all the ardour since shown in other directions, and the cup of his<br>
+ joy must have been full when a precise examination led to the<br>
+ demonstration of the fact that his arm measured round the biceps<br>
+ exactly seventeen inches. He could put 'Nathalie' (then starring it<br>
+ at the Alhambra) to shame with her puny 56-lb. weight in each hand,<br>
+ and could 'turn the arm' of her athletic father as if it had been<br>
+ nothing more than a hinge-rusted nut-cracker. His plaything at<br>
+ Aldershot was a dumb-bell weighing 170 lbs., which he lifted straight<br>
+ out with one hand, and there was a standing bet of &pound;10 that no<br>
+ other man in the Camp could perform the same feat. At the rooms of<br>
+ the London Fencing Club there is to this day a dumb-bell weighing 120<br>
+ lbs., with record of how Fred Burnaby was the only member who could<br>
+ lift it above his head.</p>
+ <p class="main">There is a story told of early barrack days which he assured
+ me was<br>
+ quite true. A horsedealer arrived at Windsor with a pair of beautiful<br>
+ little ponies he had been commanded to show the Queen. Before<br>
+ exhibiting them to her Majesty he took them to the Cavalry Barracks<br>
+ for display to the officers of the Guards. Some of these, by way of<br>
+ a pleasant surprise, led the ponies upstairs into Burnaby's room,<br>
+ where they were much admired. But when the time came to take leave an<br>
+ alarming difficulty presented itself. The ponies, though they had<br>
+ walked upstairs, could by no means be induced to walk down again. The<br>
+ officers were in a fix; the horsedealer was in despair; when young<br>
+ Burnaby settled the matter by taking up the ponies, one under each<br>
+ arm and, walking downstairs, deposited them in the barrack-yard. The<br>
+ Queen heard the story when she saw the ponies, and doubtless felt an<br>
+ increased sense of security at Windsor, having this astounding<br>
+ testimony to the prowess of her Household Troops.</p>
+ <p class="main">Cornet Burnaby was as skilful as he was strong. He was one
+ of the best<br>
+ amateur boxers of the day, as Tom Paddock, Nat Langham, and Bob Travers<br>
+ could testify of their well-earned personal experience. Moreover, he<br>
+ fenced as well as he boxed, and the turn of his wrist, which never<br>
+ failed to disarm a swordsman, was known in more than one of the capitals<br>
+ of Europe. Ten years before he started for Khiva, there was much talk
+ at<br>
+ the Rag of the wonderful feat of the young Guardsman, who undertook<br>
+ for a small wager to hop a quarter of a mile, run a quarter of a mile,<br>
+ ride a quarter of a mile, row a quarter of a mile, and walk a quarter
+ of<br>
+ a mile in a quarter of an hour, and who covered the mile and a quarter<br>
+ of distance in ten minutes and twenty seconds.</p>
+ <p class="main">Fred Burnaby had, whilst barely out of his teens, realised
+ his boyish<br>
+ dream, and become the strongest man in the world. But he had also begun<br>
+ to pay the penalty of success in the coin of wasted tissues and failing<br>
+ health. When a man finds, after anxious and varied experiments, that a<br>
+ water-ice is the only form of nourishment his stomach will retain, he
+ is<br>
+ driven to the conviction that there is something wrong, and that he had<br>
+ better see the doctor. The result of the young athlete's visit to the<br>
+ doctor was that he mournfully laid down the dumb-bells and the foil,<br>
+ eschewed gymnastics, and took to travel.</p>
+ <p class="image"><img src="images/fred_burnaby.jpg" alt="Col. Fred Burnaby" width="408" height="536"></p>
+ <p class="main">An average man advised to travel for his health's sake would
+ probably<br>
+ have gone to Switzerland or the South of France, according to the sort<br>
+ of climate held to be desirable. Burnaby went to Spain, that being at<br>
+ the time the most troubled country in Europe, not without promise of an<br>
+ outbreak of war. Here he added Spanish to his already respectable stock<br>
+ of languages, and found the benefit of the acquisition in his next<br>
+ journey, which was to South America, where he spent four months<br>
+ shooting unaccustomed game and recovering from the effects of his<br>
+ devotion to gymnastics. Returning to do duty with his regiment, he began<br>
+ to learn Russian and Arabic, going at them steadily and vigorously, as<br>
+ if they were long stretches of ploughed land to be ridden over. A second<br>
+ visit to Spain provided him with the rare gratification of being shut
+ up<br>
+ in Barcelona during the siege, and sharing all the privations and<br>
+ dangers of the garrison. Whilst in Seville during a subsequent journey<br>
+ he received a telegram saying that his father was seriously ill. France<br>
+ was at the time in the throes of civil war, with the Communists holding<br>
+ Paris against the army of Versailles. To reach England any other way<br>
+ than vi&acirc; Paris involved a delay of many days, and Burnaby determined
+ to<br>
+ dare all that was to be done by the Communists. So, carrying a Queen's<br>
+ Messenger's bag full of cigars in packets that looked more or less like<br>
+ Government despatches, he passed through Paris and safely reached<br>
+ Calais.</p>
+ <p class="main">A year later he set forth intending to journey to Khiva,
+ but on reaching<br>
+ Naples was striken with fever, spent four months of his leave in bed,<br>
+ and was obliged to postpone the trip. In 1874 he once more went to<br>
+ Spain, this time acting as the special correspondent of the Times with<br>
+ the Carlists, and his letters form not the least interesting chapter in<br>
+ the long story of the miserable war. In the early spring of 1875 he made<br>
+ a dash at Central Africa, hoping to find &quot;Chinese Gordon&quot; and
+ his<br>
+ expedition. He met that gallant officer on the Sobat river, a stream<br>
+ which not ten Englishmen have seen, and having stayed in the camp for
+ a<br>
+ few days, set out homeward, riding on a camel through the Berber desert<br>
+ to Korosko, a distance of five hundred miles. After an absence of<br>
+ exactly four months he turned up for duty at the Cavalry Barracks,<br>
+ Windsor, with as much nonchalance as if he had been for a trip to the<br>
+ United States in a Cunard steamer.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was whilst on this flight through Central Africa that
+ the notion of<br>
+ the journey to Khiva came back with irresistible force. It had been done<br>
+ by MacGahan, but that plucky journalist had judiciously started in the<br>
+ spring. Burnaby resolved to accomplish the enterprise in winter; and<br>
+ accordingly, on November 30th, 1875, he started by way of St.<br>
+ Petersburg, treating himself, as a foretaste of the joys that awaited<br>
+ him on the steppes, to the long lonely ride through Russia in midwinter.<br>
+ At Sizeran he left civilisation and railways behind him, and rode on a<br>
+ sleigh to Orenburg, a distance of four hundred and eighty miles. At<br>
+ Orenburg he engaged a Tartar servant, and another stretch of eight<br>
+ hundred miles on a sleigh brought him to Fort No. 1, the outpost of the<br>
+ Russian army facing the desert of Central Asia. After this even the<br>
+ luxury of sleigh-riding was perforce foregone, and Burnaby set out on<br>
+ horseback, with one servant, one guide, and a thermometer that<br>
+ registered between 70&deg; and 80&deg; below freezing point, to find Khiva<br>
+ across five hundred miles of pathless, trackless, silent snow.</p>
+ <p class="main">Two Cossacks riding along this route with despatches had
+ just before<br>
+ been frozen to death. The Russians, inured to the climate, had never<br>
+ been able to take Khiva in the winter months. They had tried once, and<br>
+ had lost six hundred camels and two-thirds of their men before they saw<br>
+ the enemy. But Fred Burnaby gaily went forth, clothed-on with<br>
+ sheepskins. After several days' hard riding and some nights' sleep on<br>
+ the snow, he arrived in Khiva, chatted with the Khan, fraternised with<br>
+ the Russian officers, kept his eyes wide open, and finally was invited<br>
+ to return by a telegram from the Commander-in-Chief, who had been<br>
+ brought to understand how this strange visitor from the Cavalry Barracks<br>
+ at Windsor had fluttered the military authorities at St. Petersburg.</p>
+ <p class="main">This adventure might have sufficed an ordinary man for a
+ lifetime. But<br>
+ in the very next year, whilst his <span class="italic">Ride to Khiva</span>
+ remained the most<br>
+ popular book in the libraries, he paid a second visit to the Turcomans,<br>
+ seeking them now, not on the bleak steppes round Khiva, but in the more<br>
+ fertile, though by Europeans untrodden, plains of Asia Minor. He had one<br>
+ other cherished project of which he often spoke to me. It was to visit<br>
+ Timbuctoo. But whilst brooding over this new journey he fell in love,<br>
+ married, settled down to domestic life in Cromwell Gardens, and took to<br>
+ politics. It was characteristic of him that, looking about for a seat
+ to<br>
+ fight, he fixed upon John Bright's at Birmingham, that being at the time<br>
+ the Gibraltar of political fortresses.</p>
+ <p class="main">The last time I saw Fred Burnaby was in September 1884.
+ He was standing<br>
+ on his doorstep at Somerby Hall, Leicestershire, speeding his parting<br>
+ guests. By his side, holding on with all the might of a chubby hand<br>
+ to an extended forefinger, was his little son, a child some five years<br>
+ old, whose chief delight it was thus to hang on to his gigantic father<br>
+ and toddle about the grounds. We had been staying a week with Burnaby<br>
+ in his father's old home, and it had been settled, on the invitation<br>
+ of his old friend Henry Doetsch, that we should meet again later in<br>
+ the year, and set out for Spain to spend a month at Huelva. A few<br>
+ weeks later the trumpet sounded from the Soudan, and like an old<br>
+ war-horse that joyously scents the battle from afar, Burnaby gave up<br>
+ all his engagements, and fared forth for the Nile.</p>
+ <p class="main">At first he was engaged in superintending the moving of
+ the troops<br>
+ between Tanjour and Magrakeh. This was hard work admirably done. But<br>
+ Burnaby was always pining to get to the front. In a private letter<br>
+ dated Christmas Eve, 1884, he writes: &quot;I do not expect the last boat<br>
+ will pass this cataract before the middle of next month, and then I<br>
+ hope to be sent for to the front. It is a responsible post Lord<br>
+ Wolseley has given me here, with forty miles of the most difficult<br>
+ part of the river, and I am very grateful to him for letting me have<br>
+ it. But I must say I shall be better pleased if he sends for me when<br>
+ the troops advance upon Khartoum.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The order came in due course, and Burnaby was riding on
+ to the relief<br>
+ of Gordon when his journey was stopped at Abu-Klea. He was attached to<br>
+ the staff of General Stewart, whose little force of six-thousand-odd<br>
+ men was suddenly surrounded by a body of fanatical Arabs, nine<br>
+ thousand strong. The British troops formed square, inside which the<br>
+ mounted officers sat directing the desperate defence, that again and<br>
+ again beat back the angry torrent. After some hours' fighting, a<br>
+ soldier in the excitement of the moment got outside the line of the<br>
+ square, and was engaged in a hand-to-hand conflict with a cluster of<br>
+ Arabs. Burnaby, seeing his peril, dashed out to the rescue--&quot;with
+ a<br>
+ smile on his face,&quot; as one who saw him tells me,--and was making<br>
+ irresistible way against the odds when an Arab thrust a spear in his<br>
+ throat, and he fell off his horse dead. He sleeps now, as he always<br>
+ yearned to rest, in a soldier's grave, dug for him by chance on the<br>
+ continent whose innermost recesses he had planned some day to explore.</p>
+ <p class="main">The date of his death was January 17th, 1885. His grave
+ is nameless,<br>
+ and its place in the lonely Desert no man knoweth.</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="smallquote">&quot;Brave Burnaby down! Wheresoever 'tis spoken<br>
+ The news leaves the lips with a wistful regret<br>
+ We picture that square in the desert, shocked, broken,<br>
+ Yet packed with stout hearts, and impregnable yet<br>
+ And there fell, at last, in close m&ecirc;l&eacute;e, the fighter<br>
+ Who Death had so often affronted before;<br>
+ One deemed he'd no dart for his valorous slighter<br>
+ Who such a gay heart to the battle-front bore.<br>
+ But alas! for the spear thrust that ended a story<br>
+ Romantic as Roland's, as Lion-Heart's brief<br>
+ Yet crowded with incident, gilded with glory<br>
+ And crowned by a laurel that's verdant of leaf.<br>
+ A latter-day Paladin, prone to adventure,<br>
+ With little enough of the spirit that sways<br>
+ The man of the market, the shop, the indenture!<br>
+ Yet grief-drops will glitter on Burnaby's bays.<br>
+ Fast friend as keen fighter, the strife glow preferring,<br>
+ Yet cheery all round with his friends and his foes;<br>
+ Content through a life-story short, yet soul-stirring<br>
+ And happy, as doubtless he'd deem, in its close.&quot;</p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">Thus <span class="italic">Punch</span>, as it often does,
+ voiced the sentiments of the nation<br>
+ on learning the death of its hero.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="23"></a>CHAPTER II.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">A NIGHT ON A MOUNTAIN</p>
+ <p class="main">There are not many English abroad this morning on the top
+ of<br>
+ the hill. In fact, unless they had passed the night here it<br>
+ would not be easy for them to present themselves, seeing that<br>
+ San Salvatore, though a very modest mound, standing as it does<br>
+ in the neighbourhood of the Alps, is high enough to lift its<br>
+ crest out of the curtain of mist that lies over the lower world.<br>
+ Lugano, its lake, and its many small towns--as like each other<br>
+ when seen from a distance as if they had been turned out of a<br>
+ mould--are understood to lie at some uncertain depth beneath<br>
+ the mist. In truth, unless they have wholly disappeared in the<br>
+ night, we know that they are there, for we walked up in the<br>
+ late afternoon with intent to sleep here.</p>
+ <p class="main">The people of Lugano, more especially the hotel-keepers,
+ were much<br>
+ exercised at this undertaking. Nobody in recent recollection had been<br>
+ known to spend the night on San Salvatore, and if the eccentricity<br>
+ were permitted and proved enjoyable, no one could say that it might<br>
+ not spread, leaving empty beds at Lugano. There was, accordingly,<br>
+ much stress laid on possible dangers and certain discomforts.<br>
+ Peradventure there was no bed; assuredly it would be hard and damp<br>
+ and dirty. There would be nothing to eat, nor even to drink; and<br>
+ in short, if ever there was madness characteristic of the English<br>
+ abroad, here was the mid March of its season.</p>
+ <p class="main">But the undertaking was not nearly so mad as it looked.
+ I had been<br>
+ up Salvatore on the previous day and surveyed the land. It is a<br>
+ place that still holds high rank in the Romish calendar of Church<br>
+ celebrations. Many years ago a chapel was built on its summit, and<br>
+ pilgrimages instituted. These take place at Ascension and Pentecost,<br>
+ when the hillside swarms with devout sons and daughters of Italy, and<br>
+ the music of high mass breaks the silence of the mountains. Even<br>
+ pilgrims must eat and drink and sleep, and shortly after the chapel<br>
+ was built there rose up at its feet, in a sheltered nook, a little<br>
+ house, a chapel-of-ease in the sense that here was sold wine of the<br>
+ country, cheese of the district, and <span class="italic">jambon</span>
+ reputed to come across<br>
+ the seas from distant &quot;Yorck.&quot; A spare bedroom was also established<br>
+ for the accommodation of the officiating priests, and it was on the<br>
+ temporary reversion of this apartment that I had counted in making<br>
+ those arrangements that Lugano held to be hopelessly heretical.</p>
+ <p class="main">When, on my first visit to the top of San Salvatore, I reached<br>
+ the pilgrimage chapel, I found an old gentleman standing at the<br>
+ door of the hostelry by which the pilgrim must needs pass on<br>
+ his way to the chapel--a probably undesigned but profitable<br>
+ arrangement, since it brings directly under his notice the<br>
+ possibility of purchasing &quot;vins du pays, pain, fromage,<br>
+ saucissons, and jambon d'Yorck.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">When I broached the subject of the night's entertainment
+ the<br>
+ landlord was a little taken aback, and evidently inclined<br>
+ to dwell upon those inconveniences of which Lugano had made<br>
+ so much. But the more he thought of it, the more he liked the<br>
+ idea. As I subsequently learned, the hope of his youth, the<br>
+ sustenance of his manhood, and the dream of his old age was<br>
+ to see his little hut develop into a grand hotel, with a porter<br>
+ in the hall, an army of waiters bustling about, and himself in<br>
+ the receipt of custom. It was a very small beginning that two<br>
+ English people should propose to lodge with him for a night.<br>
+ Still, it was something, and everything must have a beginning.<br>
+ Monte Generoso, among the clouds on the other side of the lake,<br>
+ began in that way; and look at it now with its <span class="italic">chambres</span>
+ at<br>
+ eight francs a day, its <span class="italic">table d'h&ocirc;te</span>
+ at five francs, and its<br>
+ <span class="italic">bougies</span> dispensed at their weight in silver!</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Si, signor&quot;; he thought it might be done. He
+ was sure--nay,<br>
+ he was positive.</p>
+ <p class="main">As the picture of the hotel of the future glowed in his
+ mind he<br>
+ became enthusiastic, and proposed that we should view the<br>
+ apartments. The bedroom we found sufficiently roomy, with both<br>
+ fireplace and one of the two windows bricked up to avoid<br>
+ draughts. The mattress of the bed, it is true, was stuffed with<br>
+ chopped straw, and was not free from suspicion of harbouring<br>
+ rats. But there was a gorgeous counterpane, whose many colours<br>
+ would have excited the envy of Joseph's brethren had their<br>
+ pilgrimage chanced to lead them in this direction. The floor<br>
+ was of cement, and great patches of damp displayed themselves<br>
+ on the walls. Over the bed hung a peaceful picture of a chubby<br>
+ boy clasping a crook to his breast, and exchanging glances of<br>
+ maudlin sentimentality with a sheep that skipped at his side.<br>
+ The damp had eaten up one of the legs of mutton, and the sheep<br>
+ went on three legs. But nothing could exceed the more than<br>
+ human tenderness with which it regarded the chubby boy with the<br>
+ crook.</p>
+ <p class="main">We soon settled about the bed, and there remained only<br>
+ the question of food. On this point also our host displayed<br>
+ even an increase of airy confidence. What would signor? There<br>
+ were sausage, ham of York, and eggs, the latter capable of<br>
+ presentation in divers shapes.</p>
+ <p class="main">This, it must be admitted, engendered a feeling of discouragement.<br>
+ We had two days earlier tasted the sausage of the country when<br>
+ served up in a first-class hotel as garnish to a dish of spinach.<br>
+ It is apparently made of pieces of gristle, and when liberated from<br>
+ the leather case that enshrines it, crumbles like a piece of old<br>
+ wall. Sausage was clearly out of the question, and the ham of York<br>
+ does not thrive out of its own country, acquiring a foreign flavour<br>
+ of salted sawdust. Eggs are very well in their way, but man cannot<br>
+ live on eggs alone.</p>
+ <p class="main">Our host was a man full of resources. Why should we not
+ bring the<br>
+ materials for dinner from Lugano? He would undertake to cook them,<br>
+ whatever they might be. This was a happy thought that clenched the<br>
+ bargain. We undertook to arrive on the following day, bringing our<br>
+ sheaves with us, in the shape of a supply of veal cutlets.</p>
+ <p class="main">The ostensible object of spending a night on San Salvatore
+ is to see<br>
+ the sun set and rise. The mountain is not high, just touching three<br>
+ thousand feet, an easy ascent of two hours. But it is a place<br>
+ glorious in the early morning and solemn in the quiet evening.<br>
+ Below lies the lake of Lugano, its full length visible. Straight<br>
+ before you, looking east, is the long arm that stretches to Porlezza,<br>
+ with its gentle curves where the mountains stand and cool their feet<br>
+ in the blue water. To the west, beyond a cluster of small and<br>
+ nameless lakes that lie on the plain, we see the other arm of the<br>
+ lake, with Ponte Tresa nestling upon it, and still farther west the<br>
+ sun gleams on the waters of Lago Maggiore. Above Porlezza is Monte<br>
+ Legnone, and far away on the left glint the snow peaks of the Bernina.<br>
+ High in the north, above the red tiles and white walls of the town of<br>
+ Lugano are the two peaks of Monte Camoghe, flanked by something that<br>
+ seems a dark cloud in the blue sky, but which our host says is the<br>
+ ridge of St. Gothard. The sun sets behind the Alps of the Valais<br>
+ among which towers the Matterhorn and gleam the everlasting snows of<br>
+ Monte Rosa.</p>
+ <p class="main">These form the framework of a picture which contains all
+ the softness<br>
+ and richness of the beauty of a land where the grape and the fig<br>
+ grow, and where in these October days roses are in full bloom, and<br>
+ heliotropes sweeten every breath of air. Yesterday had opened<br>
+ splendidly, the morning sun rising over the fair scene and bringing<br>
+ out every point. But as we toiled up the hill this afternoon,<br>
+ carrying the cutlets, the sun had capriciously disappeared. The<br>
+ mountains were hid in clouds, and the lake, having no blue sky to<br>
+ reflect, had turned green with chagrin. There was little hope of<br>
+ visible sunset; but there was a prospect of sunrise, and certainty<br>
+ of a snug dinner in circumstances to which the novelty of the<br>
+ surroundings would lend a strange charm.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was rather disappointing on arriving to find that our
+ acquaintance<br>
+ of yesterday had disappeared. I have reason to believe the excitement<br>
+ of our proposed visit had been too much for him, and that he had<br>
+ found it desirable to retire to rest in the more prosaic habitation<br>
+ of the family down in the town. He had selected as substitute the<br>
+ most stalwart and capable of his sons, a man of the mature age of<br>
+ thirty-five. This person had the family attribute of readiness of<br>
+ resource and perfect confidence. The enthusiasm which had been too<br>
+ dangerously excited in the breast of his aged parent had been<br>
+ communicated to him. He was ready to go anywhere and cook anything,<br>
+ and having as a preliminary arranged a napkin under his arm, went<br>
+ bustling about the table disturbing imaginary flies and flicking off<br>
+ supposititious crumbs, as he had seen the waiter do in the restaurant<br>
+ at the hotel down in the town.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Signor had brought the cutlets? Si, and beautiful
+ they were! How<br>
+ would signor like to have them done? Thus, or thus, or thus?&quot; in
+ a<br>
+ variety of ways which, whilst their recital far exceeded my limited<br>
+ knowledge of the language, filled me with fullest confidence in<br>
+ Giacommetti.</p>
+ <p class="main">That was his name, he told me in one of his bursts of confidence;<br>
+ and a very pretty name it is, though for brevity's sake it may be<br>
+ convenient hereafter to particularise him by the initial letter.</p>
+ <p class="main">As I was scarcely in a position to decide among the various<br>
+ appetising ways of cooking suggested by G., I said I would leave it<br>
+ to him.</p>
+ <p class="main">But, then, the signor could not make a dinner of cutlets.
+ What else<br>
+ would he be so good as to like? Sausage, ham of York, and eggs--eggs<br>
+ <span class="italic">&agrave; la coque</span> or presented as omelettes.
+ No? Then signor would commence<br>
+ with soup? Finally <span class="italic">potage au riz</span> was selected
+ out of the<br>
+ embarrassment of riches poured at our feet by the enthusiastic G.</p>
+ <p class="main">There being yet an hour to dinner, we ascended the few steps
+ that<br>
+ led to the summit of the hill on which the chapel is perched, a<br>
+ marvel to all new-comers by the highway of the Lake. The door was<br>
+ open, and we walked in. There was no light burning on the altar,<br>
+ nor any water in the stone basin by the door. But there was all<br>
+ the apparatus of worship--the gaudy toyshop above the grand altar,<br>
+ the tiny side chapels, with their pictures of the dying Saviour,<br>
+ and the confessional box, now thick with dust, and echoless of<br>
+ sob of penitent or counsel of confessor. It was evidently a poorly<br>
+ endowed chapel, the tinsel adornments being of the cheapest and<br>
+ the candles of the thinnest. But in some past generation a good<br>
+ Catholic had bestowed upon it an altarcloth of richest silk,<br>
+ daintily embroidered. The colours had faded out of the flowers,<br>
+ and the golden hue of the cloth had been grievously dimmed. Still<br>
+ it remained the one rich genuine piece of workmanship in a chapel<br>
+ disfigured by an overbearing hankering after paper flowers and<br>
+ tinsel.</p>
+ <p class="main">Early the next morning, whilst reposing under the magnificent<br>
+ counterpane on the bed of chopped straw, I was awakened by hearing<br>
+ the chapel bell ring for mass. I thought it must be the ghost of<br>
+ some disembodied priest, who had come up through the darkness of<br>
+ the night and the scarcely more luminous mist of the morning to<br>
+ say a mass for his own disturbed soul. But, as I presently learned,<br>
+ they were human hands that pulled the bell-rope, and a living<br>
+ priest said mass all by himself in this lonely chapel whilst dawn<br>
+ was breaking over a sleeping world.</p>
+ <p class="main">I saw him some hours later sitting on the kitchen dresser,
+ in the<br>
+ sanctum where G. worked the mysteries of his art. He was resting<br>
+ his elbows on his knees as he leaned forward, and had in his mouth<br>
+ a large pipe, from which he vigorously puffed. I found him a very<br>
+ cheerful old gentleman, by no means unduly oppressed with the<br>
+ solemnity of this early mass in the lonely chapel. He lived down<br>
+ at Barbeng, at the back of the hill, and had come up this morning<br>
+ purely as a matter of business, and in partial fulfilment of a<br>
+ contract entered into with one of his parishioners, whose husband<br>
+ had been lost at sea whilst yet they were only twelve months<br>
+ married. The widow had scraped together sufficient money to have<br>
+ a due number of masses said on San Salvatore for the repose of the<br>
+ soul of her young husband. So once a week, whilst the contract ran,<br>
+ the old priest made his way up through the morning mist, tolled the<br>
+ bell, said the mass, and thereafter comforted himself with a<br>
+ voluminous pipe seated on the dresser in G.'s kitchen.</p>
+ <p class="main">This is a digression, and I confess I have rather lingered
+ over it,<br>
+ as it kept the soup waiting.</p>
+ <p class="main">The preparation was brought in in a neat white bowl gracefully<br>
+ carried aloft by G., who still insisted upon going about with a<br>
+ napkin under his arm. Everything was in order except the soup. I<br>
+ like to think that the failure may have been entirely due to myself.<br>
+ G. had proposed quite a dozen soups, and I had ignorantly chosen<br>
+ the only one he could not make. The liquid was brown and greasy,<br>
+ smelling horribly of a something which in recognition of G.'s good<br>
+ intention I will call butter. The rice, which formed a principal<br>
+ component part, presented itself in conglomerate masses, as if G.,<br>
+ before placing it in the tureen, had squeezed portions of it in his<br>
+ hand.</p>
+ <p class="main">Perhaps he had, for he was not in the humour to spare himself
+ trouble<br>
+ in his effort to make the banquet a success.</p>
+ <p class="main">We helped ourselves plentifully to the contents of the tureen,
+ which<br>
+ was much easier to do than to settle the disposition of the soup. G.<br>
+ was in an ecstasy of delight at things having gone on so well thus<br>
+ far. He positively pervaded the place, nervously changing the napkin<br>
+ from arm to arm, and frantically flicking off imaginary crumbs. At<br>
+ length it happily occurred to him that it would be well to go and<br>
+ see after the cutlets. Whereupon we emptied the soup back into the<br>
+ tureen, and when G. returned were discovered wiping our lips with<br>
+ the air of people who had already dined.</p>
+ <p class="main">After all, there were the cutlets, and G. had not indulged
+ in<br>
+ exaggerated approval of their excellence when in a state of nature.<br>
+ They were those dainty cuts into which veal naturally seems to<br>
+ resolve itself in butcher's shops on the Continent. We observed<br>
+ with concern that they looked a little burned in places when they<br>
+ came to the table, and the same attraction of variety was maintained<br>
+ in the disposition of salt. There were large districts in the area<br>
+ of the cutlet absolutely free from savouring. But then you came upon<br>
+ a small portion where the salt lay in drifts, and thus the average<br>
+ was preserved. We were very hungry and ate the cutlets, which, with<br>
+ an allowance of bread, made up the dinner. There were some potatoes,<br>
+ fried with great skill, amid much of the compound we had agreed to<br>
+ call butter. But, as I explained to G. in reply to a deprecatory<br>
+ gesture when he took away the floating mass untouched, I have not<br>
+ for more than three years been able to eat a potato. One of my<br>
+ relations was, about that date, choked by a piece of potato, and<br>
+ since then I have never touched them, especially when fried in a<br>
+ great deal of butter.</p>
+ <p class="main">We had some cheese, for which Earl Granville's family motto
+ would<br>
+ serve as literal description. You might bend it, but could not<br>
+ break it. I never was partial to bent cheese, but we made a fair<br>
+ appearance with this part of the feast, owing to the arrival of<br>
+ G.'s dog, a miserable-looking cur, attracted to the banquet-hall<br>
+ by unwonted savours. He seemed to like the cheese; and G., when he<br>
+ came in with the coffee, was more than ever pleased with our<br>
+ appreciation of the good things provided for us.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Rosbif and chiss--ha!&quot; he said, breaking forth
+ into English, and<br>
+ smiling knowingly upon us.</p>
+ <p class="main">He felt he had probed the profoundest depths of the Englishman's<br>
+ gastronomical weakness.</p>
+ <p class="main">With the appearance of the coffee the real pleasure of the
+ evening<br>
+ commenced. Along nearly the whole of one side of the banquet-hall<br>
+ ran a fireplace, a recess of the proportions of a spare bedroom in<br>
+ an ordinary English house. There were no &quot;dogs&quot; or other contrivance<br>
+ for minimising the spontaneity of a fire. There are granite quarries<br>
+ near, and these had contributed an enormous block which formed a<br>
+ hearth raised about six inches above the level of the floor. On this<br>
+ an armful of brushwood was placed; and the match applied, it began<br>
+ to burn with cheerful crackling laughter and pleasant flame,<br>
+ filling the room with a fragrant perfume. For all other light a<br>
+ feeble oil lamp twinkled high up on the wall, and a candle burned<br>
+ on the table where we had so luxuriantly dined.</p>
+ <p class="main">The fitful light shone on the oil paintings which partly
+ hid the<br>
+ damp on the walls. There was a picture (not a bad one) of St.<br>
+ Sebastian pierced with arrows, and in his death-agony turning<br>
+ heavenward a beautiful face. There was the portrait of another<br>
+ monk holding on to a ladder, each rung of which was labelled with<br>
+ a cardinal virtue. There was a crucifixion or two, and what<br>
+ elsewhere might well pass for a family portrait--an elderly lady,<br>
+ with a cap of the period, nursing a spaniel. The damp had spared<br>
+ the spaniel whilst it made grave ravages upon the lady, eating<br>
+ a portion of her cheek and the whole of her left ear.</p>
+ <p class="main">G. having the dinner off his mind, and having, as was gathered<br>
+ from a fearsome clattering in the back premises, washed up the<br>
+ dishes, wandered about the shadows in the background and showed<br>
+ a disposition for conversation. It was now he unfolded that dream<br>
+ of the hotel some day to be built up here, with the porter in the<br>
+ hall, the waiters buzzing round, the old man, his father, in the<br>
+ receipt of custom, and he (G.) exercising his great natural talents<br>
+ in supervising the making of soup, the frying of potatoes, and<br>
+ the selection of elastic cheeses. He showed, with pardonable pride,<br>
+ a visitors' book in which was written &quot;Leopold, Prince of Great<br>
+ Britain and Ireland.&quot; His Royal Highness came here one rainy day<br>
+ in 1876, riding on a mule, and escorted by a bedraggled suite.</p>
+ <p class="main">Did they partake of any refreshments?</p>
+ <p class="main">No; the father, G. frankly admits, lost his head in the
+ excitement<br>
+ of the moment--a confession which confirms the impression that, on<br>
+ a much less auspicious occasion, it has been thought desirable that<br>
+ a younger and stronger man should assume the direction of affairs.<br>
+ To proffer Royalty <span class="italic">potage au riz</span> on such brief
+ notice was of course<br>
+ out of the question. But the fatuous old gentleman had permitted a<br>
+ Prince of Great Britain and Ireland to descend the mountain without<br>
+ having tasted any other of the comestibles which were doubtless on<br>
+ hand at the time, and portions of which most probably remain to<br>
+ this day.</p>
+ <p class="main">About eight o'clock there were indications from the shadowy<br>
+ portions of the banqueting chamber that G. was getting sleepy, and<br>
+ that the hour had arrived when it was usual for residents to retire<br>
+ for the night. Even on the top of a mountain one cannot go to bed<br>
+ at eight o'clock, and we affected to disregard these signals.<br>
+ Beginning gently, the yawns increased in intensity till they became<br>
+ phenomenal. At nine o'clock G. pointedly compared the hour of the<br>
+ day as between his watch and mine.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was hard to leave a bright wood fire and go to bed at
+ nine<br>
+ o'clock; but G. was irresistible. He literally yawned us out of<br>
+ the room, up the staircase, and into the bed-chamber. There was a<br>
+ key hanging by the outside of the door the size of a small club,<br>
+ and weighing several pounds. On the inside the keyhole, contrary to<br>
+ habitude, was in the centre of the door. From this point of approach<br>
+ it was, however, useful rather for ventilation than for any other<br>
+ purpose, since the key would not enter. Looking about for some means<br>
+ of securing the door against possible intrusions on the part of G.<br>
+ with a new soup, I discovered the trunk of a young tree standing<br>
+ against the wall. The next discovery was recesses in the wall on<br>
+ either side of the door, which suggested the evident purpose of the<br>
+ colossal bar. With this across the door one might sleep in peace,<br>
+ and I did till eight o'clock in the morning.</p>
+ <p class="main">G. had been instructed to call us at sunrise if the morning
+ were<br>
+ fair. As it happened, our ill luck of the evening was repeated in<br>
+ the morning. A thick mist obscured all around us, though as we<br>
+ passed down to civilisation and Lugano the sun, growing stronger,<br>
+ lifted wreaths of white mist, and showed valley, and lake, and<br>
+ town bathed in glorious light.</p>
+ <p><a name="35"></a></p>
+ <p class="boldleft">CHAPTER III.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">THE PRINCE OF WALES</p>
+ <p class="main">We in this country have grown accustomed to the existence
+ of the<br>
+ Prince of Wales, and his personality, real and fabulous, is not<br>
+ unfamiliar on the other side of the Atlantic. But if we come to<br>
+ think of it, it is a very strange phenomenon. The only way to<br>
+ realise its immensity is to conceive its creation today, supposing<br>
+ that heretofore through the history of England there had been<br>
+ no such institution. A child is born in accidental circumstances<br>
+ and with chance connections that might just as reasonably have<br>
+ fallen to the lot of some other entity. He grows from childhood<br>
+ through youth into manhood, and all the stages, with increasing<br>
+ devotion and deference, he is made the object of reverential<br>
+ solicitude. All his wants are provided for, even anticipated. He<br>
+ is the first person to be considered wherever he goes. Men who<br>
+ have won renown in Parliament, in the camp, in literature, doff<br>
+ their hats at his coming, and high-born ladies curtsey.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is all very strange; but so is the rising of the sun
+ and the<br>
+ sequence of the moon. We grow accustomed to everything and take<br>
+ the Prince of Wales like the solar system as a matter of course.</p>
+ <p class="main">Reflection on the singularity of his position leads to sincere<br>
+ admiration of the manner in which the Prince fills it. Take it for<br>
+ all in all, there is no post in English public life so difficult<br>
+ to fill, not only without reproach, but with success. Day and night<br>
+ the Prince lives under the bull's-eye light of the lantern of a<br>
+ prying public. He is more talked about, written about, and pulled<br>
+ about than any Englishman, except, perhaps, Mr. Gladstone. But Mr.<br>
+ Gladstone stands on level ground with his countrymen. If he is<br>
+ attacked or misrepresented, he can hit back again. The position of<br>
+ the Prince of Wales imposes upon him the impassivity of the target<br>
+ used in ordinary rifle practice. Whatever is said or written about<br>
+ him, he can make no reply, and the happy result which in the main<br>
+ follows upon this necessary attitude suggests that it might with<br>
+ advantage be more widely adopted.</p>
+ <p class="main">Probably in the dead, unhappy night when the rain was on
+ the roof<br>
+ and the Tranby Croft scandal was on everybody's tongue, the Prince<br>
+ of Wales had some bad quarters of an hour. But whatever he felt or<br>
+ suffered, he made no sign. To see him sitting in the chair on the<br>
+ bench in court whilst that famous trial was proceeding, no one, not<br>
+ having prior knowledge of the fact, would have guessed that he had<br>
+ the slightest personal interest in the affair. There was danger of<br>
+ his even over-doing the attitude of indifference. But he escaped it,<br>
+ and was exactly as smiling, debonair and courtly as if he were in<br>
+ his box at the theatre watching the development of some quite other<br>
+ dramatic performance. He has all the courage of his race, and his<br>
+ long training has steeled his nerves.</p>
+ <p class="main">It would be so easy for the Prince of Wales to make mistakes
+ that<br>
+ would alienate from him the affection which is now his in unstinted<br>
+ measure. There are plenty of precedents, and a fatal fulness of<br>
+ exemplars. Take, for example, his relations with political life. It<br>
+ would not be possible for him now, as a Prince of Wales did at the<br>
+ beginning of the century, to form a Parliamentary party, and<br>
+ control votes in the House of Commons by cabals hatched at<br>
+ Marlborough House. But he might, if he were so disposed, in less<br>
+ occult ways meddle in politics. As a matter of fact, noteworthy and<br>
+ of highest honour to the Prince, the outside public have not the<br>
+ slightest idea to which side of politics his mind is biassed. They<br>
+ know all about his private life, what he eats, and how much; how he<br>
+ dresses, whom he talks to, what he does from the comparatively<br>
+ early hour at which he rises to the decidedly late one at which he<br>
+ goes to bed. But in all the gossip daily poured forth about him<br>
+ there is never a hint as to whether he prefers the politics of Tory<br>
+ or Liberal, the company of Lord Salisbury or Mr. Gladstone.</p>
+ <p class="main">In a country where every man in whatever station of life
+ is a keen<br>
+ politician, this is a great thing to say for one in the position of<br>
+ the Prince of Wales.</p>
+ <p class="main">This absolute impartiality of attitude does not arise from<br>
+ indifference to politics or to the current of political warfare.<br>
+ The Prince is a Peer of Parliament, sits as Duke of Cornwall, and<br>
+ under that name figures in the division lists on the rare occasions<br>
+ when he votes. When any important debate is taking place in the<br>
+ House, he is sure to be found in his corner seat on the front Cross<br>
+ Bench, an attentive listener. Nor does he confine his attention to<br>
+ proceedings in the House of Lords. In the Commons there is no more<br>
+ familiar figure than his seated in the Peers' Gallery over the<br>
+ clock, with folded hands irreproachably gloved, resting on the<br>
+ rail before him as he leans forward and watches with keen interest<br>
+ the sometimes tumultuous scene.</p>
+ <p class="main">Thus he sat one afternoon in the spring of the session of
+ 1875. He<br>
+ had come down to hear a speech with which his friend, Mr. Chaplin,<br>
+ was known to be primed. The House was crowded in every part, a<br>
+ number of Peers forming the Prince's suite in the gallery, while<br>
+ the lofty figure of Count Munster, German Ambassador, towered at<br>
+ his right hand, divided by the partition between the Peers'<br>
+ Gallery and that set apart for distinguished strangers. It was a<br>
+ great occasion for Mr. Chaplin, who sat below the gangway visibly<br>
+ pluming himself and almost audibly purring in anticipation of<br>
+ coming triumph. But a few days earlier the eminent orator had the<br>
+ misfortune to incur the resentment of Mr. Joseph Gillis Biggar.<br>
+ All unknown to him, Joseph Gillis was now lying in wait, and just<br>
+ as the Speaker was about to call on the orator of the evening,<br>
+ the Member for Cavan rose and observed,--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Mr. Speaker, Sir, I believe there are strangers in
+ the house.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The House of Commons, tied and bound by its own archaic<br>
+ regulations, had no appeal against the whim of the indomitable<br>
+ Joey B. He had spied strangers in due form, and out they must go.<br>
+ So they filed forth, the Prince of Wales at the head of them, the<br>
+ proud English Peers following, and by another exit the Envoy of the<br>
+ most potent sovereign of the Continent, representative of a nation<br>
+ still flushed with the overthrow of France--all publicly and<br>
+ peremptorily expelled at the raising of the finger of an uneducated,<br>
+ obscure Irishman, who, when not concerned with the affairs of the<br>
+ Imperial Parliament, was curing bacon at Belfast and selling it at<br>
+ enhanced prices to the Saxon in the Liverpool market.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Prince of Wales bore this unparalleled indignity with
+ the good<br>
+ humour which is one of his richest endowments. He possesses in rare<br>
+ degree the faculty of being amused and interested. The British<br>
+ workman, who insists on his day's labour being limited by eight<br>
+ hours, would go into armed revolt if he were called upon to toil<br>
+ through so long a day as the Prince habitually faces. Some of its<br>
+ engagements are terribly boring, but the Prince smiles his way<br>
+ through what would kill an ordinary man. His manner is charmingly<br>
+ unaffected, and through all the varying duties and circumstances of<br>
+ the day he manages to say and do the right thing. It is not a heroic<br>
+ life, but it is in its way a useful one, and must be exceedingly hard<br>
+ to live.</p>
+ <p class="main">Watching the Prince of Wales moving through an assemblage,
+ whether<br>
+ it be as he enters a public meeting or as he strolls about the<br>
+ greensward at Marlborough House on the occasion of a garden party,<br>
+ the observer may get some faint idea of the strain ever upon him. You<br>
+ can see his eyes glancing rapidly along the line of the crowd in<br>
+ search of some one whom he can make happy for the day by a smile or a<br>
+ nod of recognition. If there were one there who might expect the<br>
+ honour, and who was passed over, the Prince knows full well how sore<br>
+ would be the heart-burning.</p>
+ <p class="main">There is nothing prettier at the garden party than to see
+ him walking<br>
+ through the crowd of brave men and fair women with the Queen on his<br>
+ arm. Her Majesty used in days gone by to be habile enough at the<br>
+ performance of this imperative duty laid upon Royalty of singling<br>
+ out persons for recognition. Now, when he is in her company, the<br>
+ Prince of Wales does it for her. Escorting her, bare-headed,<br>
+ through the throng; he glances swiftly to right or left, and when he<br>
+ sees some one whom he thinks the Queen should smile upon he whispers<br>
+ the name. The Queen thereupon does her share in contributing to the<br>
+ sum of human happiness.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is, as I began by saying, all very strange if we look
+ calmly at it.<br>
+ But, in the present order of things, it has to be done. It is the<br>
+ Prince of Wales's daily work, and it is impossible to conceive it<br>
+ accomplished with fuller appearance of real pleasure on the part of<br>
+ the active agent.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="41"></a>CHAPTER IV.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">A HISTORIC CROWD.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I very much regret that so much of your valuable time
+ has been<br>
+ absorbed,&quot; said the Lord Chief Justice, speaking to the Tichborne<br>
+ Jury, as the massive form of the Claimant vanished through the side<br>
+ door, never more to enter the Court of Queen's Bench; &quot;but it will<br>
+ be a consolation to you to think that your names will be associated<br>
+ in history with the most remarkable trial that has ever occurred in<br>
+ the annals of England.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">There was another jury outside Sir Alexander Cockburn's
+ immediate<br>
+ observation that always struck me, and I saw a good deal of it, as<br>
+ not the least notable feature in the great trial that at one time<br>
+ engrossed the attention of the English-speaking race. That was the<br>
+ crowd that gathered outside the Courts of Justice, then still an<br>
+ adjunct of Westminster Hall.</p>
+ <p class="main">As there never was before a trial like that of the Claimant,
+ so<br>
+ there never was a crowd like this. It had followed him through all<br>
+ the vicissitudes of his appeal to the jury of his countrymen, and<br>
+ of his countrymen's subsequently handing him over to another jury<br>
+ upon a fresh appeal. It began to flood the broad spaces at the<br>
+ bottom of Parliament Street in far-off days when the case of<br>
+ Tichborne <span class="italic">v.</span> Lushington was opened in the
+ Sessions House, and it<br>
+ continued without weariness or falling-off all through the progress<br>
+ of the civil suit, beginning again with freshened zeal with the<br>
+ commencement of the criminal trial.</p>
+ <p class="main">Like the Severn, Palace Yard filled twice a day whilst the
+ blue<br>
+ brougham had its daily mission to perform, the crowd assembling in<br>
+ the morning to welcome the coming Claimant, and foregathering in<br>
+ the evening to speed him on his departure westward. It ranged in<br>
+ numbers from 5000 down to 1000. Put the average at 3000, multiply<br>
+ it by 291, the aggregate number of days which the Claimant was<br>
+ before the Courts in his varied character of plaintiff and<br>
+ defendant, and we have 873,000 as the total of the assemblage.</p>
+ <p class="main">As a rule, the congregation of Monday was the largest of
+ the week.<br>
+ Why this should be, students of the manners of this notable crowd<br>
+ were not agreed. Some held that the circumstance was to be accounted<br>
+ for by the fact that two days had elapsed during which the Claimant<br>
+ was not on view, and that on Monday the crowd came back, like a<br>
+ giant refreshed, to the feast, which, by regular repetition, had<br>
+ partially palled on Friday's appetite. Others found the desired<br>
+ explanation in the habit which partly obtains among the labouring<br>
+ classes of taking Monday as a second day of rest in the week, and<br>
+ of devoting a portion of it to the duty of going down to Westminster<br>
+ Hall to cheer &quot;Sir Roger.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Probably both causes united to bring together the greater
+ crowd of<br>
+ Monday afternoons. It must not be supposed that the mob was composed<br>
+ wholly or principally of what are called the working classes. When<br>
+ an hon. member rose in the House of Commons, and complained of the<br>
+ inconvenience occasioned to legislators by the &quot;Tichborne crowd,&quot;<br>
+ another member observed that, relative numbers considered, the House<br>
+ of Commons contributed as much to swell the throng as any other<br>
+ section of the people. During the last months of the trial, if any<br>
+ class predominated it was that which came from the provinces. The<br>
+ Claimant was undoubtedly one of the sights of London and before his<br>
+ greater attraction the traditional Monument which elsewhere--</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="smallquote">&quot;Lifts its tall head and like a bully lies,&quot;</p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">sank into absolute insignificance. Not to have seen the
+ Claimant,<br>
+ argued the London of the period unknown. Fashionably dressed ladies<br>
+ and exquisitely attired gentlemen battled for front places upon the<br>
+ pavement with sturdy agriculturists who had brought their wives and<br>
+ daughters to see &quot;Sir Roger,&quot; and who had not the slightest<br>
+ intention of going back till they had accomplished their desire.</p>
+ <p class="main">It came to pass that there were some two hundred faces in
+ the crowd<br>
+ familiar to the police as daily attendants at the four o'clock<br>
+ festival in Palace Yard. Day after day, they came to feast their<br>
+ eyes on the portly figure of &quot;Sir Roger,&quot; and, having gazed
+ their<br>
+ fill, went away, to return again on the morrow. There was one aged<br>
+ gentleman whose grey gaiters, long-tailed coat, and massive umbrella<br>
+ were as familiar in Palace Yard as are the features on the clock-face<br>
+ in the tower. He came up from somewhere in the country in the days<br>
+ when Kenealy commenced his first speech, and, being a hale old man,<br>
+ he survived long enough to be in the neighbourhood when the learned<br>
+ gentleman had finished his second. At the outset, he was wont to<br>
+ fight gallantly for a place of vantage in the ranks near the arch-way<br>
+ of the Hall. Then, before the advances of younger and stouter<br>
+ newcomers, he faded away into the background. Towards the end, he<br>
+ wandered about outside the railings in Bridge Street, and, as the<br>
+ clock struck four, got the umbrella as near as its natural<br>
+ obstructiveness would permit to the carriage-gate whence the<br>
+ Claimant's brougham was presently to issue.</p>
+ <p class="main">At first the police authorities dealt with the assembly
+ in the<br>
+ ordinary manner, a more or less sufficient force being told off for<br>
+ the duty of keeping the thoroughfare clear. It soon became manifest<br>
+ that the Tichborne crowd, like everything else in connection with<br>
+ the trial, required especial treatment, and accordingly a carefully<br>
+ elaborated scheme was prepared. Superintendent Denning had under his<br>
+ command, for the preservation of peace and order in Palace Yard and<br>
+ the adjacent thoroughfares, not less than sixty men. One or two were<br>
+ stationed in the justice-chamber itself, and must by the time the<br>
+ verdict had been delivered have got pretty well up in the details of<br>
+ the case. Others guarded the entrance-door; others lined the passage<br>
+ into the yard, others were disposed about the yard itself; whilst,<br>
+ after three o'clock, two strong companies stood in reserve in the<br>
+ sheds that flank the entrance to the Hall. At half past three the<br>
+ crowd began to assemble, building itself up upon the little nucleus<br>
+ that had been hanging about all day. The favourite standpoint,<br>
+ especially in the cold, uncertain winter weather that marked the<br>
+ conclusion of the trial, was inside Westminster Hall, where the<br>
+ people were massed on the far side of a temporary barricade which<br>
+ the Tichborne case called into being, the railing of which was worn<br>
+ black by the touch of the hands of the faithful.</p>
+ <p class="main">Outside, in the yard, the crowd momentarily thickened till
+ it formed<br>
+ a dense lane, opening out from the front of the Hall, and turning to<br>
+ the left down to the south carriage-gate. The railings in Bridge<br>
+ Street and St. Margaret's Street were banked with people, and ranks<br>
+ were formed on the pavement in front of the grass-plot. At a quarter<br>
+ to four the policemen under the shed received the word of command,<br>
+ and marched out into St. Margaret's Street, some filing off to take<br>
+ charge of the gates, whilst the rest were drawn up on the pavement<br>
+ opposite and at the corner of Bridge Street, with the mission of<br>
+ preventing rushes after the Claimant's carriage as it drove through.<br>
+ A few minutes later the distinguished vehicle itself--a plain,<br>
+ dark-blue brougham, drawn by a finely bred bay mare--drove into the<br>
+ yard, and, taking up its position a little on one side of the entrance<br>
+ to the Hall, became the object of curious and respectful consideration.<br>
+ As the great clock boomed four strokes, the doors of the Court opened,<br>
+ and the privileged few who had been present at the day's proceedings<br>
+ issued forth.</p>
+ <p class="main">The excitement increased as the Court emptied, culminating
+ when,<br>
+ after a brief lull, the Claimant himself appeared, and waddled down<br>
+ the living lane that marked the route to his carriage. There was<br>
+ much cheering and a great amount of pocket-handkerchief waving,<br>
+ which &quot;Sir Roger&quot; acknowledged by raising his hat and smiling
+ that<br>
+ &quot;smile of peculiar sweetness and grace&quot; which Dr. Kenealy brought<br>
+ under the notice of the three judges and a special jury. As the<br>
+ Claimant walked through the doorway, closely followed by the<br>
+ Inspector, the policemen on guard suddenly closed the doors, and<br>
+ the public within Westminster Hall found themselves netted and<br>
+ hopelessly frustrated in what was evidently their intention of<br>
+ rushing out and sharing the outside crowd's privilege of staring<br>
+ at the Claimant, as he actually stepped into his carriage.</p>
+ <p class="main">The outside throng in Palace Yard, meanwhile, made the most
+ of<br>
+ their special privilege, crowding round &quot;Sir Roger&quot; and cheering<br>
+ in a manner that made the bay mare plunge and rear. With the least<br>
+ possible delay, the Claimant is got into the brougham, the door is<br>
+ banged to, and the bay mare is driven swiftly through the Yard, the<br>
+ crowd closing in behind. But when they reach the gates, and essay<br>
+ to pass and flood the streets beyond, where the gigantic umbrella<br>
+ of the aged gentleman looms uplifted over the shoulders of the line<br>
+ of police like the section of a windmill sail, the iron gates are<br>
+ swung to, and this, the second and larger portion of the crowd, is<br>
+ likewise safely trapped, and can gaze upon the retreating brougham<br>
+ only through iron bars that, in this instance at least, &quot;do make
+ a<br>
+ cage.&quot; There are not many people outside, for it is hard to catch<br>
+ even a passing glimpse of the occupant of the carriage as it drives<br>
+ swiftly westward to Pimlico, finally pulling up in a broad street of<br>
+ a severely respectable appearance, not to be marred even by the near<br>
+ contiguity of Millbank convict prison.</p>
+ <p class="main">Here also is a crowd, though only a small one, and select
+ to wit,<br>
+ being composed chiefly of well-dressed ladies, forming part of a<br>
+ band of pilgrims who daily walked up and down the street, waiting<br>
+ and watching the outgoing and incoming of &quot;Sir Roger.&quot; They
+ are<br>
+ rewarded by the polite upraising of &quot;Sir Roger's&quot; hat, and a
+ further<br>
+ diffusion of the sweet and gracious smile; and having seen the door<br>
+ shut upon the portly form, and having watched the brougham drive<br>
+ off, they, too, go their way, and the drama is over for the day.</p>
+ <p class="main">But the crowd in and about Palace Yard have not accomplished
+ their<br>
+ mission when they have seen the blue brougham fade in the distance.<br>
+ There is the &quot;Doctor&quot; to come yet, and all the cheering has
+ to be<br>
+ repeated, even with added volume of sound. When the Claimant has<br>
+ got clear away, and the crowd have had a moment or two of<br>
+ breathing-time, the &quot;Doctor&quot; walks forth from the counsels'<br>
+ entrance, and is received with a burst of cheering and clapping<br>
+ of hands, which, &quot;just like Sir Roger&quot;, he acknowledges by raising<br>
+ his hat, but, unlike him, permits no trace of a smile to illumine<br>
+ his face. Without looking right or left, the &quot;Doctor&quot; walks<br>
+ northward, raising his hat as he passes the caged and cheering<br>
+ crowd in Palace Yard. With the same grave countenance, not moved in<br>
+ the slightest degree by the comical effect of the big men in the<br>
+ crowd at his heels waving their hats over his head, the &quot;Doctor&quot;<br>
+ crosses Bridge Street, and walks into Parliament Street, as far as<br>
+ the Treasury, where a cab is waiting. Into this he gets with much<br>
+ deliberation, and, with a final waving of his hat, and always with<br>
+ the same imperturbable countenance, is driven off, and Parliament<br>
+ Street, subsiding from the turmoil in which the running, laughing,<br>
+ shouting mob have temporarily thrown it, finds time to wonder<br>
+ whether it would not have been more convenient for all concerned if<br>
+ the &quot;Doctor's&quot; cab had picked him up at the door of Westminster
+ Hall.</p>
+ <p class="main">Slowly approached the end of this marvellous, and to a succeeding<br>
+ generation almost incredible, and altogether inexplicable,<br>
+ phenomenon. It came about noon, on Saturday, the final day of<br>
+ February, 1874.</p>
+ <p class="main">A few minutes before ten o'clock on that morning the familiar
+ bay<br>
+ mare and the well-known blue brougham--where are they now?--appeared<br>
+ in sight, with a contingent of volunteer running footmen, who<br>
+ cheered &quot;Sir Roger&quot; with unabated enthusiasm. As the carriage
+ passed<br>
+ through into the yard, a cordon of police promptly drew up behind it<br>
+ across the gateway, and stopped the crowd that would have entered<br>
+ with it. But inside there was, within reasonable limits, no<br>
+ restraint upon the movements of the Claimant's admirers, who lustily<br>
+ cheered, and wildly waved their hats, drowning in the greater sound<br>
+ the hisses that came from a portion of the assemblage. The Claimant<br>
+ looked many shades graver than in the days when Kenealy's speech<br>
+ was in progress. Nevertheless, he smiled acknowledgment of the<br>
+ reception, and repeatedly raised his hat. When he had passed in,<br>
+ the throng in Palace Yard rapidly vanished, not more than a couple<br>
+ of hundred remaining in a state of vague expectation. Westminster<br>
+ Hall itself continued to be moderately full, a compact section of<br>
+ the crowd that had secured places of vantage between the barricade<br>
+ and the temporary telegraph station evidently being prepared to see<br>
+ it out at whatever hour the end might come.</p>
+ <p class="main">For the next hour there was scarcely any movement in the
+ Hall, save<br>
+ that occasioned by persons who lounged in, looked round, and either<br>
+ ranged themselves in the ranks behind the policemen, or strolled<br>
+ out again, holding to the generally prevalent belief that if they<br>
+ returned at two o'clock they would still have sufficient hours to<br>
+ wait. In the Yard a thin line extended from the side of the Hall<br>
+ gateway backwards to the railings in St. Margaret's Street, with<br>
+ another line drawn up across the far edge of the broad carriage-way<br>
+ before the entrance. There was no ostentatious show of police, but<br>
+ they had a way of silently filing out from under the sheds or out<br>
+ of the Commons' gateway in proportion as the crowd thickened, which<br>
+ conveyed the impression that there was a force somewhere about that<br>
+ would prove sufficient to meet any emergency. As a matter of fact,<br>
+ Mr. Superintendent Denning had under his command three hundred men,<br>
+ who had marched down to Westminster Hall at six o'clock in the<br>
+ morning, and were chiefly disposed in reserve, ready for action as<br>
+ circumstances might dictate.</p>
+ <p class="main">At half-past eleven, there being not more than three or
+ four hundred<br>
+ people in Palace Yard, a number of Press messengers, rushing<br>
+ helter-skelter out of the court and into waiting cabs, indicated the<br>
+ arrival of some critical juncture within the jealously guarded<br>
+ portals. Presently it was whispered that the Lord Chief Justice had<br>
+ finished his summing up, and that Mr. Justice Mellor was addressing<br>
+ the jury. A buzz of conversation rose and fell in the Hall, and the<br>
+ ranks drew closer up, waiting in silence the consummation that could<br>
+ not now be far distant.</p>
+ <p class="main">The news spread with surprising swiftness, not only in Palace
+ Yard,<br>
+ but throughout Bridge Street and St. Margaret's Street, and the<br>
+ railings looking thence into the yard became gradually banked with<br>
+ rows of earnest faces. Little groups formed on the pavement about<br>
+ the corners of Parliament Street. Faces appeared at the windows of<br>
+ the houses overlooking the Yard, and the whole locality assumed an<br>
+ aspect of grave and anxious expectation. A few minutes after the<br>
+ clock in the tower had slowly boomed forth twelve strokes it was<br>
+ known in the Bail Court, where a dozen rapid hands were writing out<br>
+ words the echo of which had scarcely died away in the inner court,<br>
+ that the Judges had finished their task, and that the Jury had<br>
+ retired to consider their verdict. It was known also in the lobbies,<br>
+ where a throng of gowned and wigged barristers were assembled,<br>
+ hanging on as the fringe of the densely packed audience that sat<br>
+ behind the Claimant, and overflowed by the opened doorway. Thence<br>
+ it reached the crowd outside, and after the first movement and hum<br>
+ of conversation had subsided, a dead silence fell upon Westminster<br>
+ Hall, and all eyes were fixed upon the door by which, at any moment,<br>
+ messengers might issue with the word or words up to the utterance of<br>
+ which by the Foreman of the Jury the great trial slowly dragged its<br>
+ length.</p>
+ <p class="main">Half an hour later the door burst open, and messengers came
+ leaping<br>
+ in breathless haste down the steps and across the Hall, shouting as<br>
+ they ran,--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Guilty! Guilty on all counts!&quot; The words were
+ taken up by the<br>
+ crowd, and passed from mouth to mouth in voices scarcely above a<br>
+ whisper. It was a flock of junior barristers, issuing from the<br>
+ court, radiant and laughing, who brought the next news.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Fourteen years! Fourteen years!&quot; they called
+ out.</p>
+ <p class="main">This time the crowd in Westminster Hall took up the cry
+ in louder<br>
+ tones, and there was some attempt at cheering, but it did not<br>
+ prevail. The less dense crowd in the Yard received the intelligence<br>
+ without any demonstration and after a brief pause made off with one<br>
+ consent for the judges' entrance in St. Margaret's Street, where,<br>
+ peradventure, they might see the prisoner taken away, or at least<br>
+ would catch a glimpse of the judges and counsel.</p>
+ <p class="main">From this hour up to nearly four o'clock the crowd, in numbers
+ far<br>
+ exceeding those present at the first intimation of the verdict and<br>
+ sentence, hung about St. Margaret's Street and Palace Yard waiting<br>
+ for the coming forth of the prisoner, who had long ago been safely<br>
+ lodged in Newgate. They did not know that as soon as the convict<br>
+ was given in charge of the tipstaff of the court he was led away by<br>
+ Inspector Denning, along a carefully planned and circuitous route<br>
+ that entirely baffled the curiosity of the waiting crowd. Through the<br>
+ Court of Exchequer the prisoner and his guards went, by the members'<br>
+ private staircase, across the lobby, along the corridor, through the<br>
+ smoking-room into the Commons Courtyard, where a plain police<br>
+ omnibus was in waiting with an escort of eleven men. In this the<br>
+ prisoner took his seat, and was driven through the Victoria Tower<br>
+ gate <span class="italic">en route</span> for Newgate. He accompanied
+ his custodians as quietly<br>
+ as if they were conducting him to his brougham, and only once broke<br>
+ the silence of the journey to Newgate.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;It's very hot,&quot; he said, as he panted along the
+ passages of the<br>
+ House of Commons, &quot;and I am so fat.&quot;</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="52"></a>CHAPTER V.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">WITH PEGGOTTY AND HAM.</p>
+ <p class="main">A careful survey of the map of Kent will disclose Lydd lying
+ within<br>
+ four miles of the coast, in the most southerly portion of the<br>
+ promontory tipped by Dungeness. Lydd has now its own branch line<br>
+ from Ashford, but when I first knew it the nearest point by rail on<br>
+ one hand was Folkestone, and on the other Appledore. Between these<br>
+ several points lies a devious road, sometimes picking its way<br>
+ through the marshes, and occasionally breaking in upon a sinking<br>
+ village, which it would probably be delightful to dwell in if it<br>
+ did not lie so low, was not so damp, and did not furnish the<br>
+ inhabitants with an opportunity for obtaining remarkably close<br>
+ acquaintance with the symptoms of the ague. Few of the marsh towns<br>
+ are more picturesque than Lydd, owing to the sturdy independence<br>
+ shown by the architects of the houses, and to the persistent and<br>
+ successful efforts made to avoid anything like a straight line in<br>
+ the formation of the streets. The houses cluster &quot;anyhow&quot; round
+ the<br>
+ old church, and seem to have dropped accidentally down in all sorts<br>
+ of odd nooks and corners. They face all ways, and stand at angles,<br>
+ several going the length of turning their backs upon the streets and<br>
+ placidly opening out from their front door into the nearest field.</p>
+ <p class="main">In the main street, through which her Majesty's cart passes,
+ and<br>
+ along which all the posting is done, a serious attempt has made at<br>
+ the production of something like an ordinary street. But even here<br>
+ the approach to regularity is a failure, owing to some of the houses<br>
+ along the line putting forth a porch, or blooming into a row of<br>
+ utterly unnecessary pillars before the parlour windows. In short,<br>
+ Lydd, being entirely out of the tracks of the world, cares little for<br>
+ what other towns may do, and has just built its houses where and how<br>
+ it pleased. Between Dungeness and Lydd there is an expanse of shingle<br>
+ which makes the transit an arduous undertaking, and one not to be<br>
+ accomplished easily without the aid of &quot;backstays&quot; (pronounced<br>
+ &quot;backster&quot;), a simple contrivance somewhat upon the principle
+ of<br>
+ snowshoes. When the proneness to slip off the unaccustomed foot has<br>
+ been overcome, backstays are not so awkward as they look. A couple of<br>
+ flat pieces of inch-thick wood, four inches wide by six long, with a<br>
+ loop of leather defectively fastened for the insertion of the foot<br>
+ went to make up the pair of &quot;backsters&quot; by whose assistance
+ I<br>
+ succeeded in traversing two miles of rough, loose shingle that<br>
+ separates the southern and eastern edge of Lydd marsh from the sea.</p>
+ <p class="main">The lighthouse stands on the farthest point, jutting into
+ the sea,<br>
+ and has at the right of it West Bay, and on the left East Bay. A<br>
+ signboard on the top of a pole stuck in the shingle, almost within<br>
+ hail of the lighthouse, announces the proximity of &quot;The Pilot.&quot;
+ &quot;The<br>
+ Pilot&quot; is a small shanty run up on the shingle, and possessed of<br>
+ accommodation about equal in extent to that afforded by the<br>
+ residence of the Peggottys. Reminiscences of the well-known abode on<br>
+ the beach at Yarmouth are further favoured, as we draw nearer, by<br>
+ the appearance of the son of the house, who comes lounging out in a<br>
+ pilot-cloth suit, with a telescope under his arm, and a smile of<br>
+ welcome upon his bright, honest face. This must be Ham, who we find<br>
+ occupies the responsible position of signalman at this station, and<br>
+ frequently has the current of his life stirred by the appearance of<br>
+ strange sail upon the horizon. Peggotty, his father, is the proprietor<br>
+ of &quot;The Pilot,&quot; which hostelry drives a more or less extensive
+ trade<br>
+ in malt liquor with the eight men constituting the garrison of a<br>
+ neighbouring fort, supplemented by such stray customers as wind and<br>
+ tide may bring in.</p>
+ <p class="main">I made the acquaintance of the Peggotty family and was made
+ free of<br>
+ the cabin many years ago, in the dark winter time when the <span class="italic">Northfleet</span><br>
+ went down off Dungeness, and over three hundred passengers were lost.<br>
+ All the coast was then alive with expectancy of some moment finding<br>
+ the sea crowded with the bodies of the drowned. The nine days during<br>
+ which, according to all experience at Dungeness, the sea might hold<br>
+ its dead were past, and at any moment the resurrection might<br>
+ commence. But it never came, and other theories had to be broached<br>
+ to explain the unprecedented circumstance. The most generally<br>
+ acceptable, because the most absolutely irrefragable, was that the<br>
+ dead men and women had been carried away by an under-current out<br>
+ into the Atlantic, and for ever lost amid its wilds.</p>
+ <p class="main">My old friend Peggotty tells me, in a quiet, matter-of-fact
+ manner,<br>
+ a story much more weird than this. He says that after we watchers<br>
+ had left the scene, the divers got fairly to work and attained a<br>
+ fair run of the ship. They found she lay broadside on to a bank of<br>
+ sand, by the edge of which she had sunk till it overtopped her<br>
+ decks. By the action of the tide the sand had drifted over the ship,<br>
+ and had even at that early date commenced to bury her. The bodies<br>
+ of the passengers were there by the hundred, all huddled together<br>
+ on the lee-side.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;The divers could not see them,&quot; Peggotty adds,
+ &quot;for what with the<br>
+ mud and sand the water is pretty thick down there. But they could<br>
+ feel them well enough--an arm sticking out there, and a knee sticking<br>
+ out here, and sometimes half a body clear of the silt, owing to lying<br>
+ one over another. They could have got them all up easy enough, and<br>
+ would, too, if they had been paid for it. They were told that they<br>
+ were to have a pound apiece for all they brought up. They sent up<br>
+ one, but there was no money for it, and no one particularly glad to<br>
+ see it, and so they left them all there, snug enough as far as<br>
+ burying goes. The diving turned out a poor affair altogether. The<br>
+ cargo wasn't much good for bringing up, bein' chiefly railway iron,<br>
+ spades, and such like. There were one or two sales at Dover of odd<br>
+ stores they brought up, but it didn't fetch in much altogether, and<br>
+ they soon gave up the job as a bad un.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The years have brought little change to this strange out-of-the-way<br>
+ corner of the world, an additional wreck or two being scarcely a<br>
+ noteworthy incident. The section of an old boat in which, with<br>
+ fortuitous bits of building tacked on at odd times as necessity has<br>
+ arisen, the Peggottys live is as brightly tarred as ever, and still<br>
+ stoutly braves the gales in which many a fine ship has foundered<br>
+ just outside the front door. One peculiarity of the otherwise<br>
+ desirable residence is that, with the wind blowing either from the<br>
+ eastward, westward, or southward, Mrs. Peggotty will never allow<br>
+ the front door to be opened. As these quarters of the wind<br>
+ comprehend a considerable stretch of possible weather, the<br>
+ consequence is that the visitor approaching the house in the usual<br>
+ manner is on eight days out of ten disturbed by the apparition of<br>
+ Peggotty at the little look-out window, violently, and to the<br>
+ stranger, mysteriously, beckoning him away to the northward,<br>
+ apparently in the direction of the lighthouse.</p>
+ <p class="main">This means, however, only that he is to go round by the
+ back, and<br>
+ the <span class="italic">d&eacute;tour</span> is not to be regretted,
+ as it leads by Peggotty's garden,<br>
+ which in its way is a marvel, a monument of indomitable struggle<br>
+ with adverse circumstances. It is not a large plot of ground, and<br>
+ perhaps looks unduly small by reason of being packed in by a high<br>
+ paling, made of the staves of wrecked barrels and designed to keep<br>
+ the sand and grit from blowing across it. But it is large enough<br>
+ to produce a serviceable crop of potatoes, which, with peas and<br>
+ beans galore occupy the centre beds, Peggotty indulging a weakness<br>
+ for wallflowers and big red tulips on the narrow fringe of soil<br>
+ running under the shadow of the palings. The peculiarity about the<br>
+ garden is that every handful of soil that lies upon it has been<br>
+ carried on Peggotty's back across the four-mile waste of shingle<br>
+ that separates the sea-coast from Lydd. That is, perhaps, as severe<br>
+ a test as could be applied to a man's predilection for a garden.<br>
+ There are many people who like to have a bit of garden at the back<br>
+ of their house. But how many would gratify their taste at the expense<br>
+ of bringing the soil on their own backs, plodding on &quot;backstays&quot;<br>
+ over four miles of loose shingle?</p>
+ <p class="main">One important change has happened in this little household
+ since I<br>
+ last sat by its hearthstone. Ham is married, and is, in some<br>
+ incomprehensible manner, understood to reside both at Lydd with<br>
+ Mrs. Ham and at the cabin with his mother. As for Mrs. Peggotty,<br>
+ she is as lively and as &quot;managing&quot; as ever--perhaps a trifle
+ smaller<br>
+ in appearance, and with her smooth clean face more than ever<br>
+ suggestive of the idea of a pebble smoothed and shaped by the action<br>
+ of the tide.</p>
+ <p class="main">I find on chatting with Peggotty that the old gentleman's
+ mind is in<br>
+ somewhat of a chaotic state with respect to the wrecks that abound<br>
+ in the bay. He has been here for forty-eight years, and the fact is,<br>
+ in that time, he has seen so many wrecks that the timbers are, as it<br>
+ were, floating in an indistinguishable mass through his mind, and<br>
+ when he tries to recall events connected with them, the jib-boom of<br>
+ &quot;the <span class="italic">Rhoda</span> brig&quot; gets mixed up with
+ the rigging of &quot;the <span class="italic">Spendthrift</span>,&quot;<br>
+ and &quot;the <span class="italic">Branch</span>, a coal-loaded brig,&quot;
+ that came to grief thirty years<br>
+ ago, gets inextricably mixed up with the &quot;Rooshian wessel.&quot;
+ But,<br>
+ looking with far-away gaze towards the Ness Lighthouse, and sweeping<br>
+ slowly round as far east as New Romney, Peggotty can tot off a number<br>
+ of wrecks, now to be seen at low water, which with others, the names<br>
+ whereof he &quot;can't just remember,&quot; bring the total past a score.</p>
+ <p class="main">The first he sees on this side of the lighthouse is the
+ <span class="italic">Mary</span>, a bit<br>
+ of black hull that has been lying there for more than twenty years.<br>
+ She was &quot;bound somewheres in France,&quot; and running round the
+ Ness,<br>
+ looking for shelter in the bay, stuck fast in the sand, &quot;and broke<br>
+ up in less than no time.&quot; She was loaded with linseed and<br>
+ millstones, which I suspect, from a slight tinge of sadness in<br>
+ Peggotty's voice as he mentioned the circumstance, is not for people<br>
+ living on the coast the best cargo which ships that <span class="italic">will</span>
+ go down in<br>
+ the bay might be loaded with. Indeed, I may remark that though<br>
+ Peggotty, struggling with the recollections of nearly fifty years,<br>
+ frequently fails to remember the name of the ship whose wreck shows<br>
+ up through the sand, the nature of her cargo comes back to him with<br>
+ singular freshness.</p>
+ <p class="main">Near the <span class="italic">Mary</span> is another French
+ ship, which had been brought to<br>
+ anchor there in order that the captain might run ashore and visit<br>
+ the ship's agent at Lydd. Whilst he was ashore a gale of wind came<br>
+ on &quot;easterdly&quot;; ship drifted down on Ness Point, and knocked
+ right<br>
+ up on the shore, the crew scrambling out on to dry land as she went<br>
+ to pieces. Another bit of wreck over there is all that is left of the<br>
+ <span class="italic">Westbourne</span>, of Chichester, coal-laden. She
+ was running for Ness Point<br>
+ at night, and, getting too far in, struck where she lay, and all the<br>
+ crew save one were drowned. Nearer is the <span class="italic">Branch</span>,
+ also a coal-loaded<br>
+ brig, a circumstance which suggests to Peggotty the parenthetical<br>
+ remark that &quot;at times there is a good deal of coal about the shingle.&quot;<br>
+ A little more to the east is &quot;the Rooshian wessel <span class="italic">Nicholas
+ I</span>.,&quot; in<br>
+ which Peggotty has a special interest so strong that he forgets to<br>
+ mention what her cargo was. It is forty-six years since <span class="italic">Nicholas
+ I.</span><br>
+ came to grief; and no other help being near, the whole of the crew<br>
+ were saved through the instrumentality of Peggotty's dog. It was<br>
+ broad daylight, with a sea running no boat could live in. The<br>
+ &quot;Rooshian&quot; was rapidly breaking up, and the crew were shrieking
+ in<br>
+ an unknown tongue, the little group on shore well knowing that the<br>
+ unfamiliar sound was a cry for help. Peggotty's Newfoundland dog was<br>
+ there, barking with mad delight at the huge waves that came tumbling<br>
+ on the shore, when it occurred to Peggotty that perhaps the dog<br>
+ could swim out to the drowning men. So he signalled him off, and in<br>
+ the dog went, gallantly buffeting the waves till it reached the ship.<br>
+ The Russian sailors tied a piece of rope to a stick, put the stick in<br>
+ the dog's mouth, and he, leaping overboard, carried it safely to<br>
+ shore, and a line of communication being thus formed, every soul on<br>
+ board was saved.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;They've got it in the school-books for the little
+ children to<br>
+ read,&quot; Peggotty says, permitting himself to indulge in the<br>
+ slightest possible chuckle. I could not ascertain what particular<br>
+ school-book was meant, because last winter, when another Russian<br>
+ ship came ashore here and was totally wrecked, Peggotty presented<br>
+ the captain with his only copy of the work as a souvenir of the<br>
+ compulsory visit. But when we returned to the cabin, Mrs. Peggotty<br>
+ brought down a faded, yellow, much-worn copy of the <span class="italic">Kent
+ Herald</span>,<br>
+ in which an account of the incident appears among other items of<br>
+ the local news of the day.</p>
+ <p class="main">Further eastward are the remains of a West Indiaman, loaded
+ with<br>
+ mahogany and turtles, the latter disappearing in a manner still a<br>
+ marvel at Dungeness, whilst of the former a good deal of salvage<br>
+ money was made. It is not far from this wreck that the Russian<br>
+ last-mentioned came to grief. She met her fate in a peculiarly sad<br>
+ manner. The <span class="italic">Alliance</span>, a tar-loaded vessel,
+ drifting inwards before<br>
+ a strong east wind, began to burn pitch barrels as a signal for<br>
+ assistance. The Russian, thinking she was on fire, ran down to her<br>
+ assistance, and took the ground close by. Both ships were totally<br>
+ wrecked, and the crews saved with no other property save<br>
+ the clothes they stood in.</p>
+ <p class="main">Still glancing from Dungeness eastward, we see at every
+ hundred<br>
+ yards a black mass of timber, sometimes showing the full length of<br>
+ a ship, oftener only a few jagged ribs marking where the carcase<br>
+ lies deeply embedded. Each has its name and its history, and is a<br>
+ memento of some terrible disaster in which strong ships have been<br>
+ broken up as if they were built of cardboard, and through which<br>
+ men and women have not always successfully struggled for life.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;We don't have so much loss of life in this bay as
+ in the west bay<br>
+ round the point,&quot; said Ham. &quot;Here, you see, when there's been
+ a<br>
+ rumpus, the water quiets soon after, and the shipwrecked folk can<br>
+ take to their boats; on the other side the water is rougher, and<br>
+ there's less chance for them. There was one wreck here not long<br>
+ since, though, when all hands were lost. It was a Danish ship that<br>
+ came running down one stormy night, and run ashore there before<br>
+ she could make the light. We saw her flash her flare-up lights,<br>
+ and made ready to help her, but before we could get up she went to<br>
+ pieces, and what is most singular, never since has a body been seen<br>
+ from the wreck. Ah, sir, it's a bad spot. Often between Saturday<br>
+ and Monday you'll see three fine ships all stranded together on this<br>
+ beach. When there's a big wreck like the <span class="italic">Northfleet
+ </span>over there,<br>
+ everybody talks about it, and all the world knows full particulars.<br>
+ But there's many and many a shipwreck here the newspapers never<br>
+ notice, and hundreds of ships get on, and with luck get off, without<br>
+ a word being said anywhere.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;There's mother signallin' the heggs and bakin is done,&quot;
+ said<br>
+ Peggotty, looking back at the cabin, where a white apron waved out<br>
+ of one of the port-holes that served for window.</p>
+ <p class="main">So we turned and left this haunted spot, where, with the
+ ebbing<br>
+ tide, twenty-three wrecks, one after the other, thrust forth a<br>
+ rugged rib or a jagged spar to remind the passer-by of a tragedy.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="62"></a>CHAPTER VI.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">TO THOSE ABOUT TO BECOME JOURNALISTS.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">AN OPEN LETTER.</p>
+ <p class="main">My dear young friends,__<br>
+ I suppose no one not prominently engaged in journalism knows how<br>
+ widely spread is the human conviction that, failing all else, any<br>
+ one can &quot;write for the papers,&quot; making a lucrative living on
+ easy<br>
+ terms, amid agreeable circumstances. I have often wondered how<br>
+ Dickens, familiar as he was with this frailty, did not make use of<br>
+ it in the closing epoch of Micawber's life before he quitted<br>
+ England. Knowing what he did, as letters coming to light at this<br>
+ day testify, it would seem to be the most natural thing in the<br>
+ world that finally, nothing else having turned up, it should occur<br>
+ to Dickens that Mr. Micawber would join the Press--probably as<br>
+ editor, certainly on the editorial staff, possibly as dramatic<br>
+ critic, a position which involves a free run of the theatres and a<br>
+ more than nodding acquaintance with the dramatic stars of the day.</p>
+ <p class="main">Perhaps Dickens avoided this episode because it was too
+ literally<br>
+ near the truth in the life of the person who, all unconsciously,<br>
+ stood as the lay figure of David Copperfield's incomparable friend.<br>
+ It is, I believe, not generally known that Charles Dickens's father<br>
+ did in his last desolate days become a member of the Press. When<br>
+ Dickens was made editor of the Daily News, he thoughtfully provided<br>
+ for his father by installing him leader of the Parliamentary Corps<br>
+ of that journal. The old gentleman, of course, knew nothing of<br>
+ journalism, was not even capable of shorthand. Providentially he<br>
+ was not required to take notes, but generally to overlook things,<br>
+ a post which exactly suited Mr. Micawber. So he was inducted, and<br>
+ filled the office even for a short time after his son had<br>
+ impetuously vacated the editorial chair. Only the other day there<br>
+ died an original member of the <span class="italic">Daily News</span>
+ Parliamentary Corps, who<br>
+ told me he quite well remembered his first respected leader, his<br>
+ grandly vague conception of his duties, and his almost ducal manner<br>
+ of not performing them.</p>
+ <p class="main">Of the many letters that come to me with the assurance that
+ I have<br>
+ in my possession blank appointments on the editorial and reportorial<br>
+ staff of all contemporary journals paying good salaries, the saddest<br>
+ are those written by more than middle-aged men with families. Some<br>
+ have for years been earning a precarious living as reporters or<br>
+ sub-editors on obscure papers, and now find themselves adrift;<br>
+ others are men who, having vainly knocked at all other gates, are<br>
+ flushed by the happy thought that at least they can write<br>
+ acceptably for the newspapers; others, again, already engaged in<br>
+ daily work, are anxious to burn the midnight oil, and so add<br>
+ something to a scanty income. These last are chiefly clergymen and<br>
+ schoolmasters--educated men with a love of letters and the idea that,<br>
+ since it is easy and pleasant to read, it must be easy to write, and<br>
+ that in the immensity of newspapers and periodical literature there<br>
+ would be not only room, but eager welcome for them.</p>
+ <p class="main">This class of correspondents is curiously alike in one feature.<br>
+ There is an almost sprightliness in their conviction that what they<br>
+ can write in these circumstances would exactly suit any paper, daily<br>
+ or weekly, morning or evening. All they have to do is to give up<br>
+ their odd savings of time to the work; all you--their hapless<br>
+ correspondent--have to do is to fill up one of those blank<br>
+ appointments with which your desk is clogged, and send it to them<br>
+ by first post.</p>
+ <p class="main">There is no other profession in the world thus viewed by
+ outsiders.<br>
+ No one supposes he can make boots, cut clothes, or paint the outside<br>
+ of a house without having served some sort of apprenticeship, not to<br>
+ mention the possession of special aptitude. Any one can, right off--,<br>
+ become a journalist. Such as these, and all those about to become<br>
+ journalists, I would advise to study a book published several years<br>
+ ago. It is the <span class="italic">Life of James MacDonell</span>, a
+ name which, before this<br>
+ book was published, was an idle sound to the outer world, though to<br>
+ contemporary workers in the inner circle of the Press Macdonell was<br>
+ known as one of the ablest and most brilliant of modern journalists.<br>
+ In these short and simple annals, the aspirant who imagines the<br>
+ successful journalist's life is all beer and skittles will discover<br>
+ what patient study, what self-denial, what strenuous effort, and,<br>
+ more essential than all, what rare natural gifts are needed to<br>
+ achieve the position into which Macdonell toiled.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is this last consideration that makes me doubt whether
+ there is<br>
+ any utility in offering practical hints &quot;To Those about to become<br>
+ Journalists.&quot; If a boy or youth has in him the journalistic faculty,<br>
+ it will come out, whatever unpromising or adverse circumstances he<br>
+ may be born to. If he has it not, he had very much better take to<br>
+ joinering or carpentering, to clerking, or to the dispensation of<br>
+ goods over the retail counter. Journalism is an honourable and,<br>
+ for those specially adapted, a lucrative profession. But it is a<br>
+ poor business for the man who has mistaken his way into it. The<br>
+ very fact that it has such strong allurement for human nature makes<br>
+ harder the struggle for life with those engaged in its pursuit. I<br>
+ gather from facts brought under my personal notice that at the<br>
+ present time there are, proportionately with its numbers, more<br>
+ unemployed in the business of journalism than in any other, not<br>
+ exceeding that of the dockers. When a vacancy occurs on any staff,<br>
+ the rush to fill it is tremendous. Where no vacancy exists the<br>
+ knocking at the doors is incessant. All the gates are thronged<br>
+ with suitors, and the accommodation is exceedingly limited.</p>
+ <p class="main">The first thing the youth who turns his face earnestly towards<br>
+ journalism should convince himself of is, that the sole guiding<br>
+ principle controlling admission to the Press or advance in its ranks<br>
+ is merit. This, as your communications, my dear young friends, have<br>
+ convinced me, is a statement in direct contravention of general<br>
+ belief. You are convinced that it is all done by patronage, and that<br>
+ if only some one in authority will interest himself in you, you<br>
+ straightway enter upon a glorious career. There is, however, no<br>
+ royal road to advancement on the Press. Proprietors and editors<br>
+ simply could not afford it. Living as newspapers do in the fierce<br>
+ light focussed from a million eyes, fighting daily with keen<br>
+ competition, the instinct of self-preservation compels their<br>
+ directors to engage the highest talent where it is discoverable,<br>
+ and, failing that, the most sedulously nurtured skill. For this they<br>
+ will pay almost anything; and they ask nothing more, neither<br>
+ blood-relationship, social distinction, nor even academic training.<br>
+ In journalism, more than in any other profession, not excepting the<br>
+ Bar, a man gets on by his own effort, and only by that. Of course,<br>
+ proprietors, and even editors, may, if the commercial prosperity of<br>
+ their journal permit the self-indulgence, find salaried situations<br>
+ for brothers, sons, or nephews or may oblige old friends in the<br>
+ same direction. Charles Dickens, as we have seen, made his father<br>
+ manager of the Parliamentary Corps of the <span class="italic">Daily News</span>.
+ But that did<br>
+ not make him a journalist, nor did he, after his son's severance of<br>
+ his connection with the paper, long retain the post.</p>
+ <p class="main">This line of reflection is, I am afraid, not encouraging
+ to you, my<br>
+ dear young friends; but it leads up to one fact in which I trust<br>
+ you will be justified in finding ground for hope. Amongst the crowd<br>
+ struggling to obtain a footing within the pale of journalism, the<br>
+ reiterated rebuffs they meet with naturally lead to the conviction<br>
+ that it is a sort of close borough, those already in possession<br>
+ jealously resenting the efforts of outsiders to breach its sacred<br>
+ portals. Nothing could be further removed from the fact. A nugget of<br>
+ gold is not more pleasing to the sight of the anxious miner than is<br>
+ the discovery by the editor or manager of a newspaper of a new light<br>
+ in the world of journalism. This I put in the forefront of friendly<br>
+ words of advice to those about to enter journalism. Get rid of the<br>
+ fatal idea that some one will open the door for you and land you<br>
+ safely inside. You must force the door yourself with incessant<br>
+ knocking if need be, prepared for searching inquiry as to your right<br>
+ to enter, but certain of a hearty welcome and fraternal assistance<br>
+ when you have proved your right.</p>
+ <p class="main">As an ounce of example is worth a ton of precept, I may
+ perhaps<br>
+ mention that in a journalistic career now extending over just<br>
+ twenty-five years, I never but once received anything in the way of<br>
+ patronage, and that was extended at the very outset only after a<br>
+ severe test of the grounds upon which recommendation could be made.<br>
+ My parents, in their wisdom, destined me for a commercial career.<br>
+ If I had followed the bent given me when I left school, I should<br>
+ now have been a very indifferent clerk in the hide and valonia<br>
+ business. But like you, my dear young friends, I felt that my true<br>
+ vocation was journalism, and I determined to be a journalist.</p>
+ <p class="main">I will tell you exactly how I did it. Like you, I meant
+ to be an<br>
+ editor some day, but also, I trust, like you, I felt that it would<br>
+ be convenient, if not necessary to start by being a reporter. So I<br>
+ began to study shorthand, teaching myself by Pitman's system. When,<br>
+ after infinite pains, I had mastered this mystery, I began to look<br>
+ out for an opening on the Press. I had no friends in journalism, not<br>
+ the remotest acquaintance. I made the tour of the newspaper offices<br>
+ in the town where I lived, was more or less courteously received,<br>
+ and uniformly assured that there was no opening. One exception was<br>
+ made by a dear friend whose name is to-day known and honoured<br>
+ throughout Great Britain, who was then the young assistant-editor of<br>
+ a local daily paper. He gave me some trial work to do, and was so<br>
+ far satisfied that he promised me the first vacancy on the junior<br>
+ staff of reporters.</p>
+ <p class="main">That was excellent, but I did not sit down waiting till
+ fortune<br>
+ dropped the promised plum into my mouth. I got at all the newspapers<br>
+ within reach, searched for advertisements for reporters, answered<br>
+ them day after day, week after week, even month after month,<br>
+ without response. At last a cautious inquiry came. The reply was<br>
+ deemed satisfactory, and I got my chance.</p>
+ <p class="main">This, dear young friends, is the short and simple annal
+ of my start<br>
+ in journalism, and you will see that the pathway is equally open to<br>
+ you.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="69"></a>CHAPTER VII.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">A CINQUE PORT.</p>
+ <p class="main">Skulls piled roof high in the vault beneath the church tower
+ supply<br>
+ the only show thing Hythe possesses. There is some doubt as to their<br>
+ precise nationality, but of their existence there can be none, as any<br>
+ visitor to the town may see for himself on payment of sixpence<br>
+ (parties of three or more eighteenpence). It is known how within a<br>
+ time to which memory distinctly goes the skulls were found down upon<br>
+ the beach, whole piles of them, thick as shingle on this coast. The<br>
+ explanation of their tenancy of British ground is popularly referred<br>
+ to the time, now nearly nine hundred years gone by, when Earl Godwin,<br>
+ being exiled, made a raid on this conveniently accessible part of<br>
+ England, and after a hard fight captured all the vessels lying in<br>
+ the haven. Others find in the peculiar formation of the crania proof<br>
+ positive that the skulls originally came from Denmark.</p>
+ <p class="main">But Saxon or Dane, or whatever they be, it is certain the
+ skulls<br>
+ were picked up on the beach, and after an interval were, with some<br>
+ dim notion of decency, carried up to the church, where they lay<br>
+ neglected in a vault. The church also going to decay, the<br>
+ determination was taken to rebuild it, and being sorely pressed for<br>
+ funds a happy thought occurred to a practical vicar. He had the<br>
+ skulls piled up wall-like in an accessible chamber, caused the<br>
+ passages to be swept and garnished, and then put on the impost<br>
+ mentioned above, the receipts helping to liquidate the debt on<br>
+ the building fund. Thus, by a strange irony of fate, after eight<br>
+ centuries, all that is left of these heathens brings in sixpences<br>
+ to build up a Christian church.</p>
+ <p class="main">A good deal has happened in Hythe since the skulls first
+ began to<br>
+ bleach on the inhospitable shore. When Earl Godwin suddenly<br>
+ appeared with his helm hard up for Hythe, the little town on the<br>
+ hill faced one of the best havens on the coast. It was, as every<br>
+ one knows, one of the Cinque Ports, and at the time of the<br>
+ Conqueror undertook to furnish, as its quota of armament, five<br>
+ ships, one hundred and five men, and five boys. Even in the time<br>
+ of Elizabeth there was a fair harbour here. But long ago the sea<br>
+ changed all that. It occupied itself in its leisure moments by<br>
+ bringing up illimitable shingle, with which it filled up all water<br>
+ ways, and cut Hythe off from communication with the sea as<br>
+ completely as if it were Canterbury.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is not without a feeling of humiliation that a burgess
+ of the<br>
+ once proud port of Hythe can watch the process of the occasional<br>
+ importation of household coal. Where Earl Godwin swooped down over<br>
+ twenty fathoms of water the little collier now painfully picks her<br>
+ way at high water. On shore stand the mariners of Hythe (in number<br>
+ four), manning the capstan. When the collier gets within a certain<br>
+ distance a hawser is thrown out, the capstan turns more or less<br>
+ merrily round, and the collier is beached, so that at low water<br>
+ she will stand high and dry.</p>
+ <p class="main">Thus ignominiously is coal landed at one of the Cinque Ports.</p>
+ <p class="main">Of course this change in the water approaches has altogether<br>
+ revolutionised the character of the place. Hythe is a port without<br>
+ imports or exports, a harbour in which nothing takes refuge but<br>
+ shingle. It has not even fishing boats, for lack of place to moor<br>
+ them in. It is on the greatest water highway of the world, and yet<br>
+ has no part in its traffic. Standing on the beach you may see day<br>
+ after day a never-ending fleet of ships sailing up or down as the<br>
+ wind blows east or west. But, like the Levite in the parable, they<br>
+ all pass by on the other side. Hythe has nothing to do but to stand<br>
+ on the beach with its hands in its pockets and lazily watch them.</p>
+ <p class="main">Thus cut off from the world by sea, and by land leading
+ nowhere in<br>
+ particular except to Romney Marshes, Hythe has preserved in an<br>
+ unusual degree the flavour of our earlier English world. There have<br>
+ indeed been times when endeavour was made to profit by this<br>
+ isolation. As one of the Cinque Ports Hythe has since Parliaments<br>
+ first sat had the privilege of returning representatives. In the<br>
+ time of James II. it seems to have occurred to the Mayor (an<br>
+ ancestor of one of the members for West Kent in a recent<br>
+ Parliament), that since a member had to be returned to Parliament<br>
+ much trouble would be saved, and no one in London would be any the<br>
+ wiser, if he quietly, in his capacity as returning officer,<br>
+ returned himself. But some envious Radical setting on the opposite<br>
+ benches, was too sharp for him, and we find the sequel of the story<br>
+ set forth in the Journals of the House of Commons under date 1685,<br>
+ where it is written--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Information given that the Mayor of Hythe had returned
+ himself:<br>
+ Resolved by the House of Commons that Mr. Julius Deedes, the Mayor,<br>
+ is not duly elected. New writ ordered in his stead.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Hythe is a little better known now, but not much. And yet
+ for many<br>
+ reasons its acquaintance is worth forming. The town itself, lying<br>
+ snugly at the foot of the hill crowned by the old church, is full<br>
+ of those bits of colour and quaintnesses of wall and gable-end<br>
+ which good people cross the Channel to see. In the High-street there<br>
+ is a building the like of which probably does not anywhere exist. It<br>
+ is now a fish-shop, not too well stocked, where a few dried herrings<br>
+ hang on a string under massive eaves that have seen the birth and<br>
+ death of centuries. From the centre of the roof there rises a sort<br>
+ of watch-tower, whence, before the houses on the more modern side of<br>
+ the street were built, when the sea swept over what is now<br>
+ meadow-land, keen eyes could scan the bay on the look out for<br>
+ inconvenient visitors connected with the coastguard. When the sea<br>
+ prevented Hythe honestly earning its living in deep-keeled boats, it<br>
+ perforce took to smuggling, a business in which this old watch-tower<br>
+ played a prominent part.</p>
+ <p class="main">This is a special though neglected bit of house architecture
+ in<br>
+ Hythe. But everywhere, save in the quarters by the railway station<br>
+ or the Parade, where new residences are beginning to spring up, the<br>
+ eye is charmed by old brown houses roofed with red tiles, often<br>
+ standing tree-shaded in a bountiful flower garden, and always<br>
+ preserving their own lines of frontage and their own angle of gable,<br>
+ with delightful indifference to the geometric scale of their<br>
+ neighbour.</p>
+ <p class="main">The South-Eastern Railway Company have laid their iron hand
+ on<br>
+ Hythe, and its old-world stillness is already on Bank Holidays and<br>
+ other bleak periods of the passing year broken by the babble of<br>
+ the excursionist. In its characteristically quiet way Hythe has<br>
+ long been known as what is called a watering-place. When I first<br>
+ knew it, it had a Parade, on which were built eight or ten houses,<br>
+ whither in the season came quiet families, with children and<br>
+ nurses. For a few weeks they gave to the sea frontage quite a<br>
+ lively appearance, which the mariners (when they were not manning<br>
+ the capstan) contemplated with complacency, and said to each other<br>
+ that Hythe was &quot;looking up.&quot; For the convenience of these visitors<br>
+ some enterprising person embarked on the purchase of three bathing<br>
+ machines, and there are traditions of times when these were all in<br>
+ use at the same hour--so great was the influx of visitors.</p>
+ <p class="main">Also there is a &quot;bathing establishment&quot; built
+ a long way after<br>
+ the model of the Pavilion at Brighton. The peculiarity of this<br>
+ bathing establishment is or was when I first knew the charming<br>
+ place that regularly at the end of September the pump gets out of<br>
+ order, and the new year is far advanced before the solitary plumber<br>
+ of the place gets it put right. He begins to walk dreamily round<br>
+ the place at Easter. At Whitsuntide he brings down an iron vessel<br>
+ containing unmelted solder, and early in July the pump is mended.</p>
+ <p class="main">This mending of the pump is one of the epochs of Hythe,
+ a sure<br>
+ harbinger of the approaching season. In July &quot;The Families&quot;
+ begin<br>
+ to come down, and the same people come every year, for visitors to<br>
+ Hythe share in the privilege of the inhabitants, inasmuch as they<br>
+ never--or hardly ever--die. Of late years, since the indefatigable<br>
+ Town Clerk has succeeded in waking up the inhabitants to the<br>
+ possibilities of the great future that lies before their town, not<br>
+ only has a new system of drainage and water been introduced, but a<br>
+ register has been kept of the death-rate. From a return, published<br>
+ by the Medical Officer of Health, it appears that the death-rate of<br>
+ Hythe was 9.3 per 1000. Of sixty-three people who died in a year out<br>
+ of a population of some four thousand, twenty-three were upwards of<br>
+ sixty years of age, many of them over eighty. Perhaps the best<br>
+ proof of the healthfulness of Hythe is to be found in a stroll<br>
+ through the churchyard, whence it would appear that only very<br>
+ young children or very old people are carried up the hill.</p>
+ <p class="main">The difficulty about Hythe up to recent times has been the<br>
+ comparative absence of accommodation for visitors. Its fame has<br>
+ been slowly growing as The Families have spread it within their<br>
+ own circles. But it was no use for strangers to go to Hythe, since<br>
+ they could not be taken in. This is slowly changing. Eligible<br>
+ building sites are offered, villas have been run up along the<br>
+ Sandgate Road, and an hotel has been built by the margin of the<br>
+ sea. When news reached the tower of the church that down on the<br>
+ beach there had risen a handsome hotel, fitted with all the<br>
+ luxuries of modern life, it is no wonder that the skulls turned<br>
+ on each other and--as Longfellow in the &quot;Skeleton in Armour&quot;
+ puts<br>
+ it--</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;Then from those cavernous eyes<br>
+ Pale flashes seem to rise,<br>
+ As when the northern skies<br>
+ Gleam In December.&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main"><img src="images/whitethorn.jpg" alt="Whitethorn, Hythe, Kent" width="465" height="347"></p>
+ <p class="main">This is surely the beginning of the end. Having been endowed
+ with a<br>
+ railway which brings passengers down from London in a little over<br>
+ two hours, Hythe is now dowered with an hotel in which they may dine<br>
+ and sleep. The existence of the hotel being necessarily admitted,<br>
+ prejudice must not prevent the further admission that it is<br>
+ exceedingly well done. Architecturally it is a curiosity, seeing<br>
+ that though it presents a stately and substantial front neither<br>
+ stone nor brick enters into its composition. It is made entirely<br>
+ of shingle mixed with mortar, the whole forming a concrete<br>
+ substance as durable as granite. The first pebble of the new hotel<br>
+ was laid quite a respectable number of years ago, the ceremony<br>
+ furnishing an almost dangerous flux of excitement to the mariners<br>
+ at the capstan. It has grown up slowly, as becomes an undertaking<br>
+ connected with Hythe. But it is finished now, handsome without,<br>
+ comfortable within, with views from the front stretching seawards<br>
+ from Dungeness to Folkestone, and at the back across green pastures,<br>
+ glimpses are caught through the trees of the red-tiled town.</p>
+ <p class="main">Now that suitable accommodation is provided for stray visitors,<br>
+ Hythe, with its clean beach, its parade that will presently join<br>
+ hands with Sandgate, its excellent bathing, and its bracing air,<br>
+ may look to take high rank among watering places suburban to<br>
+ London. But there are greater charms even than these in the<br>
+ immediate neighbourhood. With some knowledge of English watering<br>
+ places, I solemnly declare that none is set in a country of such<br>
+ beauty as is spread behind Hythe. Unlike the neighbourhood of<br>
+ most watering places, the country immediately at the back of the<br>
+ town is hilly and well wooded. Long shady roads lead past blooming<br>
+ gardens or through rich farms, till they end in some sleepy village<br>
+ or hamlet, the world forgetting, by the world forgot. In late July<br>
+ the country is perfect in its loveliness. The fields and woods are<br>
+ not so flowery as in May, though by way of compensation the gardens<br>
+ are rich in roses. Still there are sufficient wild flowers to<br>
+ gladden the eye wherever it turns. From the hedgerows big white<br>
+ convolvulus stare with wonder-wide eyes, the honeysuckle is out,<br>
+ the wild geranium blooms in the long grass, the blackberry bushes<br>
+ are in full flower, and the poppies blaze forth in great clusters<br>
+ at every turn of the road. The corn is only just beginning to turn<br>
+ a faint yellow, but the haymakers are at work, and every breath of<br>
+ the joyous wind carries the sweet scent of hay.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="77"></a>CHAPTER VIII.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">OYSTERS AND ARCACHON.</p>
+ <p class="main">If the name had not been appropriated elsewhere, Arcachon
+ might<br>
+ well be called the Salt Lake City. It lies on the south shore of<br>
+ a basin sixty-eight miles in circumference, into which, through a<br>
+ narrow opening, the Bay of Biscay rolls its illimitable waters.<br>
+ Little more than thirty years ago the town was represented by half<br>
+ a dozen huts inhabited by fishermen. It was a terribly lonely place,<br>
+ with the smooth lake in front of it, the Atlantic thundering on the<br>
+ dunes beyond, and in the rear the melancholy desert of sand known as<br>
+ the Landes.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Landes is peopled by a strange race, of whom the traveller<br>
+ speeding along the railway to-day may catch occasional glimpses.<br>
+ Early in the century the department was literally a sandy plain,<br>
+ about as productive as Sahara, and in the summer time nearly as hot.<br>
+ But folks must live, and they exist on the Landes, picking up a<br>
+ scanty living, and occasionally dying for lack of water. One initial<br>
+ difficulty in the way of getting along in the Landes is the sheer<br>
+ impossibility of walking. When the early settler left his hut to pay<br>
+ a morning call or walk about his daily duties, he sank ankle deep in<br>
+ sand.</p>
+ <p class="main">But the human mind invariably rises superior to difficulties
+ of this<br>
+ character.</p>
+ <p class="main">What the &quot;backstay&quot; is to the inhabitant of the
+ district around Lydd,<br>
+ the stilts are to the lonely dwellers in the Landes. The peasants of<br>
+ the department are not exactly born on stilts, but a child learns to<br>
+ walk on them about the age that his British brother is beginning to<br>
+ toddle on foot.</p>
+ <p class="main">Stilts have the elementary recommendation of overcoming
+ the difficulty<br>
+ of moving about in the Landes. In addition, they raise a man to a<br>
+ commanding altitude, and enable him to go about his daily business at<br>
+ a pace forbidden to ordinary pedestrians. The stilts are, in truth,<br>
+ a modern realisation of the gift of the seven-league boots. They are<br>
+ so much a part of the daily life of the people that, except when he<br>
+ stoops his head to enter his hut, the peasant of the Landes would as<br>
+ soon think of taking off his legs by way of resting himself as of<br>
+ removing his stilts. The shepherds, out all day tending their sheep,<br>
+ might, if they pleased, stretch themselves at full length on the grey<br>
+ sand, making a pillow of the low bushes. But they prefer to stand;<br>
+ and you may see them, reclining against a third pole stuck in the<br>
+ ground at the rear, contentedly knitting stockings, keeping the while<br>
+ one eye upon the flock of sheep anxiously nibbling at the meagre grass.</p>
+ <p class="main">Next to the shepherds, the most remarkable live stock in
+ the Landes<br>
+ are the sheep. Such a melancholy careworn flock! poor relations of<br>
+ the plump Southdown that grazes on fat Sussex wolds. Long-legged,<br>
+ scraggy-necked, anxious-eyed, the sheep of the Landes bear eloquent<br>
+ testimony to the penury of the place and the difficulty of making both<br>
+ ends meet--which in their case implies the burrowing of the nose in<br>
+ tufts of sand-girt grass. To abide among such sheep through the long<br>
+ day should be enough to make any man melancholy. But the peasant of<br>
+ the Landes, who is used to his stilts, also grows accustomed to his<br>
+ sheep, and they all live together more or less happily ever afterwards.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Landes is quite a prosperous province to-day compared
+ with what it<br>
+ was in the time of Louis XVI. During the First Empire there was what<br>
+ we would call a Minister of Woods and Forests named Bremontier. He<br>
+ looked over the Landes and found it to be nothing more than a waste of<br>
+ shifting sand. Rescued from the sea by a mere freak of nature, it might,<br>
+ for all practical purposes, have been much more usefully employed if<br>
+ covered a few fathoms deep with salt water. To M. Bremontier came the<br>
+ happy idea of planting the waste land with fir trees. Nothing else<br>
+ would grow, the fir tree might. And it did. To-day the vast extent of<br>
+ the Landes is almost entirely covered with dark forests in perpetual<br>
+ verdure.</p>
+ <p class="main">These have transformed the district, adding not only to
+ the improvement<br>
+ of its sanitary condition, but creating a new source of wealth. Out of<br>
+ the boundless vistas of fir trees there ever flows a constant stream of<br>
+ resin, which brings in large revenues. Passing through the forest by<br>
+ the railway line from La Mothe to Arcachon, one sees every tree marked<br>
+ with a deep cut. It looks as if the woodman had been about, picking out<br>
+ trees ready for the axe, and had come to the conclusion that they might<br>
+ be cut down <span class="italic">en bloc</span>. But these marks are indications
+ of the process<br>
+ of milking the forests. It is a very simple affair, to which mankind<br>
+ contributes a mere trifle. In order to get at the resin a piece of bark<br>
+ is cut off from each tree. Out of the wound the resin flows, falling<br>
+ into a hole dug in the ground at the roots. When this is full it is<br>
+ emptied into cans and carried off to the big reservoir: when one wound<br>
+ in the tree is healed another is cut above it, and so the tree is<br>
+ finally drained.</p>
+ <p class="main">Besides this revenue from resin immense sums are obtained
+ from the sale<br>
+ of timber; and thus the Landes, which a hundred years ago seemed to be<br>
+ an inconvenient freak of nature afflicting complaining France, has been<br>
+ turned into a money-yielding department.</p>
+ <p class="main">The firs which fringe the seacoast by the long strip of
+ land that lies<br>
+ between the mouth of the Gironde and the town of Bayonne have much to<br>
+ do with the prosperity of Arcachon. The salt lake, with its little<br>
+ cluster of fishermen's cottages, lies within a couple of hours'<br>
+ journey by rail from Bordeaux, a toiling, prosperous place, which,<br>
+ seated on the broad Garonne, longed for the sea. Some one discovered<br>
+ that there was excellent bathing at Arcachon, the bed of the salt<br>
+ lake sloping gently upwards in smooth and level sands. Then the doctors<br>
+ took note of the beneficial effects of the fir trees which environed<br>
+ the place. The aromatic scent they distilled was declared to be good<br>
+ for weak chests, and, almost by magic, Arcachon began to grow.</p>
+ <p class="main">By swift degrees the little cluster of fishermen's cottages
+ spread till<br>
+ it became a town--of one street truly, but the street is a mile and a<br>
+ half long, skirting the seashore and backed by the fir forests. Bordeaux<br>
+ took Arcachon by storm. A railway was made, and all through the summer<br>
+ months the population poured into the long street, filling it beyond<br>
+ all moderate notions of capacity. The rush came so soon, and Arcachon<br>
+ was built in such a hurry, that the houses have a casual appearance,<br>
+ recalling the towns one comes upon in the Far West of America, which<br>
+ yesterday were villages, and to-day have a town-hall, a bank, many<br>
+ grog-shops, a church or two, and four or five daily newspapers.</p>
+ <p class="main">A vast number of the dwellings are of the proportion of
+ pill-boxes. Some<br>
+ are literally composed of two closets, one called a bedroom and the<br>
+ other a sitting-room; or, oftener still, both used as bedrooms. Others<br>
+ are built in terraces a storey high and a few feet wide, with the name<br>
+ of the proprietor painted over the liliputian trap-door that serves for<br>
+ entrance hall. The idea is that you live at ease and in comfort at<br>
+ Bordeaux, and just run down to Arcachon for a bath. There are no<br>
+ bathing machines or tents; but all along the shore, in supplement of the<br>
+ liliputian houses that serve a double debt to pay--being residences at<br>
+ night and bathing-machines by day,--stand rows of sentry-boxes, whence<br>
+ the bather emerges arrayed in more or less bewitching attire. The water<br>
+ is very shallow, and enterprising persons of either sex spend hours of<br>
+ the summer day in paddling about in their bathing costumes.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is a pretty, lively scene. For background the long straggling
+ town;<br>
+ in the foreground the motley groups of bathers, the far-reaching smooth<br>
+ surface of the lake; and, beyond, the broad Atlantic, thundering<br>
+ impotently upon the barricade of sandhills that makes possible the<br>
+ peace of Arcachon.</p>
+ <p class="main">Like all watering-places, Arcachon lives two lives. In summer-time
+ it<br>
+ springs into active bustle, with house-room at a premium, and the shops<br>
+ and streets filled with a gay crowd. It affects to have a winter season,<br>
+ and is, indeed, ostentatiously divided into two localities, one called<br>
+ the winter-town and the other the summer-town. The former is situated<br>
+ on the higher ground at the back of the town, and consists of villa<br>
+ residences built on plots reclaimed from the fir forest.</p>
+ <p class="main">This is well enough in the winter-time, many English people
+ flocking<br>
+ thither attracted by the shelter and scent of the fir trees; but<br>
+ Arcachon itself--the long unlovely street--is in the winter months<br>
+ steeped in the depths of desolation. The shops are deserted, the<br>
+ pill-boxes have their lids put on, and everywhere forlorn signs hang<br>
+ forth announcing that here is a <span class="italic">maison</span> or
+ an <span class="italic">appartement &agrave; louer</span>.</p>
+ <p class="main">All through the winter months, shut up between sea and sand,
+ Arcachon<br>
+ is A Town to Let.</p>
+ <p class="main">Deprived in the winter months of the flock of holiday makers,
+ Arcachon<br>
+ makes money in quite another way. Just as suddenly as it bloomed forth<br>
+ a fashionable watering-place, it has grown into an oyster park of<br>
+ world-wide renown. Last year the Arcachon oyster beds produced not<br>
+ less than three hundred million oysters, the cultivators taking in<br>
+ round figures a million francs. The oysters are distributed through<br>
+ various markets, but the greatest customer is London, whither there<br>
+ come every year fifty millions of the dainty bivalve.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;And what do they call your oysters in London?&quot;
+ I asked M. Faure, the<br>
+ energetic gentleman who has established this new trade between the<br>
+ Gironde and the Thames.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;They call them 'Natives',&quot; he said, with a sly
+ twinkle.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Arcachon oyster, if properly packed, can live eight
+ days out of the<br>
+ water, a period more than sufficient to allow for its transit by the<br>
+ weekly steamers that trade between Bordeaux and London. A vast quantity<br>
+ go to Marenne in the Charente lnferieure, where they fatten more<br>
+ successfully than in the salt lake, and acquire that green colour which<br>
+ makes them so much esteemed and so costly in the restaurants at Paris.</p>
+ <p class="main">Oysters have, probably since the time of the Deluge, congregated
+ in the<br>
+ Basin d'Arcachon; but it is only within the last thirty years the<br>
+ industry has been developed and placed on a footing that made possible<br>
+ the growth of today. Up to the year 1860 oysters were left to their own<br>
+ sweet will in the matter of creating a bed. When they settled upon a<br>
+ place it was diligently cultivated, but the lead was absolutely left to<br>
+ the oyster. Dr. Lalanne, in the intervals of a large medical practice
+ at<br>
+ La Teste, a little place on the margin of the Basin, observed that<br>
+ oysters were often found attached to a piece of a wreck floating in the<br>
+ middle of the water far remote from the beds.</p>
+ <p class="main">This led him to study more closely the reproductive habits
+ of the<br>
+ oyster. He discovered that the eggs after incubation remained suspended<br>
+ in the water for a space of from three to five days. Thus, for some<br>
+ time after the <span class="italic">frai </span>season, practically the
+ whole of the water in the<br>
+ Basin d'Arcachon was thick with oysters' eggs. Dr. Lalanne conceived<br>
+ the idea of providing this vast wealth with other means of establishing<br>
+ itself than were offered by a casual piece of wreck. What was wanted<br>
+ was something to which the eggs, floating in the water, could attach<br>
+ themselves, and remain till they were developed beyond the state of<br>
+ <span class="italic">ova</span>. After various experiments Dr. Lalanne
+ adapted to the purpose the<br>
+ hollow roof tile in use everywhere in the South of France.</p>
+ <p class="main">These are laid in blocks, each containing one hundred and
+ twelve tiles,<br>
+ enclosed in a wooden framework. In June, when the oysters lay their<br>
+ eggs, these blocks of tiles are dropped into the water by the oyster<br>
+ beds. The eggs floating about, find the crusty surface of the tiles a<br>
+ convenient resting-place, and attach themselves by millions. Six months<br>
+ later the tiles, being examined, are found to be covered by oysters<br>
+ grown to the size of a silver sixpence. The tiles are taken up and the<br>
+ little oysters scraped off, a process facilitated by the fact that the<br>
+ tiles have in the first instance been coated with a solution of lime,<br>
+ which rubs off, carrying the tender oyster with it.</p>
+ <p class="main">The infant oysters are next placed in iron network cases,
+ through which<br>
+ the water freely passes, whilst the young things are protected from<br>
+ crabs and other natural enemies. At the end of a year or eighteen<br>
+ months, they have so far grown as to be trusted out on their own<br>
+ account. They are accordingly strewn on the broad oyster beds, to fatten<br>
+ for another year or eighteen months, when they are ready for the waiting<br>
+ <span class="italic">gourmet</span>. Your oyster is fit to eat at eighteen
+ months of age; but there<br>
+ is more of it when it is three years old.</p>
+ <p class="main">We sailed out from Arcachon across the lake to the oyster
+ park. Here<br>
+ the water is so shallow that the men who tend the beds walk about them<br>
+ in waterproof boots coming up to their knees. This part of the bay is<br>
+ dotted with boats with white canopies. Seen at anchor from Arcachon<br>
+ they look like boats laid up for the winter season; but every one is<br>
+ tenanted night and day. They are the homes of the guardians of the<br>
+ oyster beds, who keep watch and ward through the long winter.</p>
+ <p class="main">Even more disastrous than possible visits from a male poacher
+ are the<br>
+ incursions of a large flat sea-fish, known at Arcachon as the <span class="italic">th&eacute;re</span>,<br>
+ with us the ray. This gentleman has a colossal appetite for oysters.<br>
+ Scorning to deal with them by the dozen, he devours them by the<br>
+ thousand, asking neither for the succulent lemon nor the grosser<br>
+ addition of Chili vinegar. His action with the oyster is exceedingly<br>
+ summary. He breaks the shell with a vigorous blow of his tail, and<br>
+ gobbles up the contents. As it is stated by reputable authorities<br>
+ that the <span class="italic">th&eacute;re</span> can dispose of 100,000
+ oysters in a day, it is clear<br>
+ that the tapping must be pretty persistent.</p>
+ <p class="main">This selfish brute, regardless of the fact that we pay a
+ minimum three<br>
+ shillings a dozen for oysters in London, is happily circumvented by<br>
+ an exceedingly simple device. Rowing about the oyster beds at Arcachon<br>
+ one notices that they are fringed with small twigs of fir trees. The<br>
+ natural supposition is that these are to mark the boundary of the<br>
+ various oyster beds; but it is in truth designed to keep out the<br>
+ <span class="italic">th&eacute;re</span>. This blundering fish, bearing
+ down on the oyster bed in search<br>
+ of luncheon, comes upon the palisade of loosely planted twigs. Nothing<br>
+ in the world would be easier than for him to steer between the openings,<br>
+ of which there are abundance. But though he has stomach enough for a<br>
+ hundred thousand oysters, he has not brains enough to understand that<br>
+ by a little manoeuvring he might get at his meal. Repelled by the open<br>
+ network of twigs, he swims forlornly round and round the beds, so near<br>
+ and yet so far, with what anguish of heart only the lover of oysters<br>
+ can fathom.</p>
+ <p class="main">The oyster beds at Arcachon belong to the State, and are
+ leased to<br>
+ private persons, the leading company, which has created the British<br>
+ trade, having its headquarters at La Teste. The wholesale price of<br>
+ oysters at Arcachon is from a sovereign to forty shillings a thousand,<br>
+ according to size. In the long street they sell retail at from twopence<br>
+ to eightpence a dozen, thus realising what seems to-day the hopeless<br>
+ dream of the British oyster-eater.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="86"></a>CHAPTER IX.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">CHRISTMAS EVE AT WATTS'S.</p>
+ <p class="main">Wandering out of the High Street, Rochester, on the afternoon
+ before<br>
+ Christmas Day, by a narrow passage to the left I came upon the old<br>
+ Cathedral. The doors were open, and as they were the only doors in<br>
+ Rochester open to me, except, perhaps, those of the tramp house at the<br>
+ Union, I entered, and sat down as near as befitted my condition. The<br>
+ afternoon service was going on, and even to tired limbs and an empty<br>
+ stomach it was restful and soothing to hear the sweet voices of the<br>
+ surpliced choristers, and the grand deep tones of the organ, echoing<br>
+ through the fretted roof, and rolling round the long pillared aisles.<br>
+ There were not ten people there besides myself, the clergy and the choir<br>
+ forming the bulk of the assembly. As soon as the service had been gone<br>
+ through, the clergy and the choir filed out, and the lay people one by<br>
+ one departed.</p>
+ <p class="main">I should have liked to sit where I was all night. It was
+ at least warm<br>
+ and sheltered, and I have slept on worse beds than may be made of half<br>
+ a dozen Cathedral chairs. But presently the verger came round, and<br>
+ perceiving at a glance that I was not a person likely to possess a<br>
+ superfluous sixpence, asked me if I was going to sit there all night.<br>
+ I said I was if he didn't mind; but he did, and there was nothing for<br>
+ it but to clear out.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Haven't you got nowhere to go to?&quot; asked the
+ man, as I moved slowly<br>
+ off.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Nowhere in particular,&quot; I answered.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;That's a bad look-out for Christmas-eve. Why don't
+ you go over to<br>
+ Watts's?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What's Watts's?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;It's a house in High Street, where you'll get a good
+ supper, a bed,<br>
+ and a fourpenny-bit in the morning if you can show you'em an honest man,<br>
+ and not a regular tramp. There's old Watts's muniment down by the side<br>
+ of the choir. A reglar brick he was, who not only wrote beautiful hymns,<br>
+ but gave away his money for the relief of the pore.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">My heart warmed to the good old Doctor whose hymns I had
+ learnt in<br>
+ my youth, little thinking that the day would come when I should be<br>
+ thankful to him for more substantial nourishment. I had intended to<br>
+ go in the ordinary way to get a night's lodging in the casual ward;<br>
+ but Watts's was evidently a better game, and getting from the verger<br>
+ minute directions how to proceed in order to gain admittance to<br>
+ Watts's, I left the Cathedral.</p>
+ <p class="main">The verger was not a bad-hearted fellow, I am sure, though
+ he did speak<br>
+ roughly to me at first. He seemed struck with the fact that a man not<br>
+ too well clad, who had nowhere particular to sleep on the eve of<br>
+ Christmas Day, could scarcely be expected to be &quot;merry.&quot; All
+ the time<br>
+ he was talking about Watts's he was fumbling in his waistcoat pocket,<br>
+ and I know he was feeling if he had there a threepenny-bit. But if he<br>
+ had, it didn't come immediately handy, and before he got hold of it<br>
+ the thought of the sufficient provision which awaited me at Watts's<br>
+ afforded vicarious satisfaction to his charitable feelings, and he<br>
+ was content with bidding me a kindly good-night, as he pointed my road<br>
+ down the lane to the police-office, where, it seemed, Dr. Watts's guests<br>
+ had to put in a preliminary appearance.</p>
+ <p class="main">Crossing High Street, passing through a sort of courtyard,
+ and down some<br>
+ steps, I reached a snug-looking house, which I had some difficulty in<br>
+ believing was a police-office. But it was, and the first thing I saw was<br>
+ seven men lounging about the yard. They didn't seem like regular tramps,<br>
+ but they had a look as if they had walked far, and each man carried a<br>
+ little bundle and a stick. The verger had told me that only six men per<br>
+ night were admitted to Watts's, and there were seven already.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Are you for Watts's?&quot; one of them, a little,
+ sharp-looking fellow, with<br>
+ short light hair pasted down over his forehead, asked me, seeing me<br>
+ hesitate.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Well, it ain't no go to-night. There's seven here,
+ and fust come,<br>
+ fust served.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Don't believe him, young 'un,&quot; said an elderly
+ man, &quot;it's all one what<br>
+ time you come, so as it's afore half-past five you'll take your chance<br>
+ with the rest of us.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">It was not yet five, so I loafed about with the rest of
+ them, being<br>
+ scowled upon by all except the elderly man till the arrival of two other<br>
+ travellers removed to them the weight of the odium I had lightly borne.<br>
+ At a quarter to six a police-sergeant appeared at the door of the office<br>
+ and said:</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Now then.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">This was generally interpreted as a signal to advance, and
+ we stood<br>
+ forward in an irregular line. The sergeant looked around us sternly<br>
+ till his eye lighted upon the elderly man.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;So you're trying it on again, are you?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I've not been here for two months, if I may never
+ sleep in a bed<br>
+ again,&quot; whimpered the elderly man.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;You was here last Monday week that I know of, and
+ may be since. Off you<br>
+ go!&quot; and the elderly gentleman went off with an alacrity that rather<br>
+ reduced the wonderment I had felt at his disinterested intervention to<br>
+ prevent my losing a chance, suggesting, as it did, that he felt the<br>
+ probability of gaining admission was exceedingly remote.</p>
+ <p class="main">I was the next upon whom the eye of the police-sergeant
+ loweringly fell.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What do you want?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;A night's lodging at Watts's.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Watts's is for decent workmen on the tramp. You ain't
+ a labourer. Show<br>
+ me your hands.&quot; I held out my hands, and the police-sergeant examined<br>
+ the palms critically.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What are you?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;A paper stainer.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Where have you been to?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I came from Canterbury last.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Where do you work?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;In London when I can find work.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Where are you going now?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;To London.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;How much money have you got?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Three-halfpence.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Humph!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">I don't know whether a murder had recently been committed
+ in Kent, and<br>
+ whether I in some degree answered to the description of the supposed<br>
+ murderer. If it were so, the unfortunate circumstance will explain why<br>
+ the sergeant should have run me through and through with his eyes whilst<br>
+ propounding these queries, and why he should have made them in such a<br>
+ gruff voice. However, he seemed to have finally arrived at the<br>
+ conclusion that I was not the person wanted for the murder, and after
+ a<br>
+ brief pause he said, &quot;Go inside.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">I went inside, into one of the snuggest little police-offices
+ I have<br>
+ seen in the course of some tramping, and took the liberty of warming<br>
+ myself by the cosy fire, whilst the remaining applicants for admission<br>
+ to Watts's were being put through a sort of minor catechism such as that<br>
+ I had survived. Presently the sergeant came in with the selected five
+ of<br>
+ my yard companions, and, taking us one by one, entered in a book, under<br>
+ the date &quot;24th December,&quot; our several names, ages, birthplaces
+ and<br>
+ occupations, also the names of the last place we had come from, and the<br>
+ next whither we were going. Then, taking up a scrap of blue paper with<br>
+ some printed words on it, and filling in figures, a date, and a<br>
+ signature, he bade us follow him.</p>
+ <p class="main">Out of the snug police-office--which put utterly in the
+ shade the<br>
+ comforts of the cathedral regarded as a sleeping place--across the<br>
+ courtyard, which somebody said faced the Sessions House, down High<br>
+ Street to the left till we stopped before an old-fashioned white house<br>
+ with a projecting lamp lit above the doorway, shining full on an<br>
+ inscription graven in stone. I read it then and copied it when I left<br>
+ the house next morning. It ran thus:--</p>
+ <p class="smallquote">&nbsp; </p>
+ <table width="400" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" class="tablecent">
+ <tr>
+ <td>RICHARD WATTS, Esqr.<br>
+ by his will dated 22 Aug., 1579,<br>
+ founded this charity<br>
+ for six poor travellers,<br>
+ who not being Rogues, or Proctors,<br>
+ may receive gratis, for one Night,<br>
+ Lodging, Entertainment,<br>
+ and four pence each.<br>
+ In testimony of his Munificence,<br>
+ in honour of his Memory,<br>
+ and inducement to his Example,<br>
+ Nathl. Hood, Esq., the present Mayor,<br>
+ has caused this stone,<br>
+ gratefully to be renewed,<br>
+ and inscribed,<br>
+ A.D. 1771.</td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p class="smallquote">&nbsp;</p>
+ <p class="main">It was not Dr. Watts, then, as the verger had given me to
+ understand. I<br>
+ was sorry, for it had seemed like going to the house of an old friend,<br>
+ and I had meant after supper to recite &quot;How doth the little Busy
+ Bee&quot;<br>
+ for the edification of my fellow-guests, and to tell them what I had<br>
+ learnt long ago of the good writer's life and labours.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Here we are again, Mrs. Kercham,&quot; said our conductor,
+ stepping into the<br>
+ low hall of the white house.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes, here you are again,&quot; replied an old lady,
+ dressed in black, and<br>
+ wearing a widow's cap. &quot;Have you got 'em all to-night?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes, six--all tidy men. Can you write, Mr. Paper Stainer?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">I could write, and did, setting forth, in a book which lay
+ on a table in<br>
+ a room labelled &quot;Office,&quot; my name, age, occupation, and the
+ town whence<br>
+ I had last come. Three of the other guests followed my example. Two<br>
+ could not write; and the sergeant, paying me a compliment on my<br>
+ beautiful clerkly handwriting, asked me to fill in the particulars for<br>
+ them. This ceremony over, we were shown into our bedrooms, and told to<br>
+ give ourselves &quot;a good wash.&quot; My room was on the ground-floor,
+ out in<br>
+ the yard: and I hope I may never be shown into a worse. It was not<br>
+ large, being about eight feet square, nor was it very high. The walls<br>
+ were whitewashed, and the floor clean. A single small window, deep set<br>
+ in the thick stone-built walls, looked out on to the yard, and by it<br>
+ stood the solitary piece of furniture, a somewhat rickety Windsor chair.<br>
+ I except the bed, which was supposed to stand in a corner, but actually<br>
+ covered nearly the whole of the floor. The bedstead was of iron, and,
+ I<br>
+ should imagine, was one of the earliest constructions of the sort ever<br>
+ sold in this country.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I put on three blankets, being Christmas-time, though
+ the weather is<br>
+ not according; so you can take one off if you like.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Thank you, ma'am; I'll leave it till I go to bed,
+ if you please.&quot; Much<br>
+ reason had I subsequently to be thankful for my caution.</p>
+ <p class="main">After having washed, I came out, and was told to go into
+ a room, facing<br>
+ my bedroom, on the other side of the yard. Here I found three of my<br>
+ fellow-guests sitting by a fire, and in a few minutes the other two<br>
+ arrived, all looking very clean and (speaking for myself particularly)<br>
+ feeling ravenously hungry. The chamber, which had &quot;Travellers' Room&quot;<br>
+ painted over the doorway, was about twelve or thirteen feet long and<br>
+ eight wide, and, like our bedrooms, was not remarkable for variety of<br>
+ furniture. A plain deal table stood at one end, and then there were<br>
+ two benches, and that's all. Over the mantelpiece a large card hung<br>
+ with the following inscription:--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Persons accepting this charity are each supplied with
+ a supper,<br>
+ consisting of half a pound of meat, one pound of bread, and half a pint<br>
+ of porter at seven o'clock in the evening, and fourpence on leaving the<br>
+ house in the morning. The additional comfort of a good fire is given<br>
+ during the winter months, from October 18th till March 10th, for the<br>
+ purpose of drying their clothes and supplying hot water for their use.<br>
+ They go to bed at eight o'clock.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">This was satisfactory, except inasmuch as it appeared that
+ supper was<br>
+ not to be forthcoming till seven o'clock, and it was now only twenty<br>
+ minutes past six. This forty minutes promised to be harder to bear<br>
+ than the hunger of the long day; but the pain was averted by the<br>
+ appearance at half-past six of a pleasant-looking young woman,<br>
+ carrying a plate of cold roast beef in each hand. These she put down<br>
+ on the table, supplementing them in course of time with four similar<br>
+ plates, six small loaves, and as many mugs of porter.</p>
+ <p class="main">It does not become guests to dictate arrangements, but if
+ the worshipful<br>
+ trustees of Watts's knew how tantalising it is to a hungry man to see<br>
+ cold roast beef brought in in a slow and deliberate manner, they would<br>
+ buy a large tray for the use of the pleasant young person, and let the<br>
+ feast burst at once upon the vision of the guests.</p>
+ <p class="main">Sharp on the stroke of seven we drew the benches up to the
+ table, and<br>
+ Mrs. Kercham, standing at one end and leaning over, said grace.<br>
+ Impatiently hungry as I was, I could not help noticing the precise<br>
+ terms in which the good matron implored a blessing. I suppose she had<br>
+ had her tea in the parlour. At any rate, she was not going to favour<br>
+ us with her company, and so, bending over our plates of cold beef, she<br>
+ lifted up her voice and said with emphasis,--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;For what <span class="italic">you</span> are about
+ to receive out of His bountiful goodness may<br>
+ the Lord make you truly thankful.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">I write the personal pronoun with a capital letter, not
+ being quite<br>
+ certain from Mrs. Kercham's rapid enunciation whether the bountiful<br>
+ goodness was Mr. Watts's or the Lord's.</p>
+ <p class="main">Six emphatic &quot;Amens!&quot; followed, and before the
+ sound had died away<br>
+ six able-bodied men had fallen-to upon the beef and the bread in a<br>
+ manner that would have done kind Master Watts's heart good had he<br>
+ beheld them.</p>
+ <p class="main">I think I had done first, for I remember when I looked round
+ the table<br>
+ my fellow-guests were still eating and washing their suppers down with<br>
+ economical draughts from the half-pint mugs of porter. They--I think I<br>
+ may say we--did credit to the selection of the police sergeant, and, so<br>
+ far as appearances went, fulfilled one of the requirements of Master<br>
+ Watts, there being nothing of the rogue in our faces, if I except a<br>
+ slight hint in the physiognomy of the little man with the fair hair<br>
+ plastered down over his forehead, and perhaps I am prejudiced against<br>
+ him.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was a little after seven when the plates were all polished,
+ the mugs<br>
+ drained, and nothing but a few crumbs left to tell where a loaf had<br>
+ stood. The pleasant young person coming in to clear the table, we drew<br>
+ up round the fire, and for the first time in our more than two hours'<br>
+ companionship began to exchange remarks.</p>
+ <p class="main">They were of the briefest and most commonplace character,
+ and attempts<br>
+ made to get up a general conversation signally failed. &quot;What do you<br>
+ do?&quot; &quot;Where do you come from?&quot; &quot;Things hard down there?&quot;
+ were staple<br>
+ questions, with an occasional &quot;Did you hear tell of Joe Mackin on
+ the<br>
+ road?&quot; or &quot;Was Bill O'Brien there at the time?&quot; From the
+ replies to these<br>
+ inquiries I learnt that my companions were respectively a fitter, a<br>
+ painter, a waiter, and two indefinitely self-described as &quot;labourers.&quot;<br>
+ They had walked since morning from Faversham, from Sittingbourne, from<br>
+ Gravesend, and from Greenwich, and, sitting close around the fire,<br>
+ soon began to testify to their weariness by nodding, and even snoring.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Well, lads, I'm off, goodnight,&quot; said the painter,
+ yawning and<br>
+ stretching himself out of the room.</p>
+ <p class="main">One by one the remaining four quickly followed, and before
+ what I had<br>
+ on entering regarded as the absurdly early hour of eight o'clock had<br>
+ struck, five of Watts's guests had gone to bed, and the sixth was<br>
+ sitting looking drowsily in the fire, and thinking what a jolly<br>
+ Christmas he was having.</p>
+ <p class="main">I was awakened by a familiar voice inquiring whether I was
+ &quot;going to<br>
+ sit up all night,&quot; and opening my eyes beheld the matron standing
+ by me<br>
+ with a shovelful of coal in one hand and a small jug in the other. Her<br>
+ voice was sharp, but her look was kind, and I was not a bit surprised<br>
+ when she threw the coal on the fire, and, putting down the jug, which<br>
+ evidently contained porter, said she would bring a glass in a minute.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I'm not going to bed myself for a bit, and if you
+ like to sit by the<br>
+ fire and smoke a pipe and drink a glass whilst I mend a stocking or<br>
+ two, you'll be company.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">So we sat together by Master Watts's fire, and whilst I
+ drank his<br>
+ porter and smoked my own tobacco, the matron mended her stockings, and<br>
+ told me a good deal about the trials she had gone through in a life<br>
+ that would never again see its sixtieth year. Forty years she had<br>
+ spent under the roof of Watts's, and knew all about the old man's<br>
+ will, and how he ordered that after the re-marriage or the death of<br>
+ his wife, his principal dwelling-house, called Satis, on Boley Hill,<br>
+ with the house adjoining, the closes, orchards, and appurtenances,<br>
+ his plate and his furniture, should be sold, and the proceeds be<br>
+ placed out at usury by the Mayor and citizens of Rochester for the<br>
+ perpetual support of an alms-house then erected and standing near<br>
+ the Market Cross; and how he further ordained that there should be<br>
+ added thereto six rooms, &quot;with a chimney in each,&quot; and with<br>
+ convenient places for six good mattresses or flock beds, and other<br>
+ good and sufficient furniture for the lodgment of poor wayfarers<br>
+ for a single night.</p>
+ <p class="main">Had she many people come to see the quaint old place beside
+ those<br>
+ whom the police-sergeant brought every night?</p>
+ <p class="main">Not many. The visitors' book had been twenty years in the
+ house,<br>
+ and it was not nearly full of names.</p>
+ <p class="main">I took up the book, and carelessly turning back the leaves
+ came upon<br>
+ the signature &quot;Charles Dickens,&quot; with &quot;Mark Lemon&quot;
+ written underneath.</p>
+ <p class="main">I know Dickens pretty well--his books, I mean, of course--and
+ said,<br>
+ with a gratified start, &quot;Ha! has Dickens been here?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes, he has,&quot; said the matron, in her sharpest
+ tones, &quot;and a pretty<br>
+ pack of lies he told about it. Stop a bit.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">I stopped accordingly whilst the old lady flew out of the
+ room, and<br>
+ flying back again with a well-worn pamphlet in her hand, shoved it at<br>
+ me, saying, &quot;Read that.&quot; I opened it, and found it to be the
+ Christmas<br>
+ number of <span class="italic">Household Words</span> for 1854. It was
+ entitled &quot;The Seven Poor<br>
+ Travellers,&quot; and the opening chapter, in Mr Dickens's well-known
+ style,<br>
+ described by name, and in detail, the very house in which I had taken<br>
+ my supper.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was a charming narrative, I, poor waif and stray, felt
+ a strong<br>
+ personal regard for the great novelist as I read the cheery story in<br>
+ which he sets forth how, calling at the house on the afternoon before<br>
+ Christmas-day, he obtained permission to give a Christmas feast to the<br>
+ six Poor Travellers; how he ordered the materials for the feast to be<br>
+ sent in from his own inn; how, when the feast was set upon the table,<br>
+ &quot;finer beef, a finer turkey, a greater prodigality of sauce and gravy,&quot;<br>
+ he never saw; and how &quot;it made my heart rejoice to see the wonderful<br>
+ justice my travellers did to everything set before them.&quot; All this
+ and<br>
+ much more, including &quot;a jug of wassail&quot; and the &quot;hot plum-pudding
+ and<br>
+ mince pies,&quot; which &quot;a wall-eyed young man connected with the
+ fly<br>
+ department at the hotel was, at a given signal, to dash into the<br>
+ kitchen, seize, and speed with to Dr. Watts's Charity,&quot; was painted<br>
+ with a warmth and colour that made my mouth water, even after the plate<br>
+ of cold beef, the small loaf, and the unaccustomed allowance of porter.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;How like Dickens!&quot; I exclaimed, with wet eyes,
+ as I finished the<br>
+ recital; &quot;and he even waited in Rochester all night to give his poor<br>
+ Travellers 'hot coffee and piles of bread and butter in the morning!'&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Get along with you! he didn't do nothing of the sort.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What! didn't he come here, as he says, and give the
+ poor Travellers a<br>
+ Christmas treat?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Not a bit of it; as the matron, with indignation that seemed
+ to have<br>
+ lost nothing by lapse of years, forthwith demonstrated. There had been<br>
+ no supper, no wassail, no hot coffee in the morning, and, in truth, no<br>
+ meeting between Charles Dickens and the Travellers, at Christmas or at<br>
+ any other time.</p>
+ <p class="main">Indeed, the visitors' book testified that the visit had
+ been paid on<br>
+ May 11th, 1854, and not at Christmastide at all.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was time to go to bed after that, and I left the matron
+ to cool down<br>
+ from the boiling-point to which she had been suddenly lifted at sight<br>
+ of the ghost of 1854. My little room looked cheerless enough in the<br>
+ candlelight, but I had brought sleep with me as a companion, and knew<br>
+ that I should soon be as happy as if my bed were of down, and the<br>
+ roof-tree that of Buckingham Palace.</p>
+ <p class="main">And so in sooth I would have been but for the chimney. Why
+ did the<br>
+ otherwise unexceptional Master Watts insist upon the chimney? Such a<br>
+ chimney it was, too, yawning across the full length of one side of the<br>
+ room, and open straight up to the cold sky. There was--what I forgot<br>
+ to mention in the inventory--a sort of tall clothes-horse standing<br>
+ before the enormous aperture, and after trying various devices to keep<br>
+ the wind out, I at last bethought me of the supernumerary blanket, and,<br>
+ throwing it over the clothes-horse, I leaned it against the chimney<br>
+ board. This served admirably as long as it kept its feet, and when it<br>
+ blew down, as it did occasionally during the night, it only meant<br>
+ putting up and refixing it, and the exercise prevented heavy sleeping.</p>
+ <p class="main">At seven in the morning we were called up, and after another
+ &quot;good<br>
+ wash,&quot; went our ways, each with fourpence sterling in his hand, the<br>
+ parting gift of hospitable Master Watts.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Good-bye, paper-stainer,&quot; said the matron, as,
+ after looking up and<br>
+ down High Street, I strode off towards the bridge, Londonwards. &quot;Come<br>
+ and see us again if you are passing this way.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Thank you,--I will,&quot; I said.</p>
+ <p class="main"><br>
+ <span class="boldleft"><a name="100"></a>CHAPTER X.</span></p>
+ <p class="boldleft">NIGHT AND DAY ON THE CARS IN CANADA.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Porter!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The voice broke the stillness of a long night, and suddenly
+ woke me out<br>
+ of a deep sleep. There was a moment's pause, and then the voice, which<br>
+ sounded singularly near to my bed-curtains, spoke again.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Porter!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes, sah!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;You have given me the wrong boots.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">From the foot of my bed, as it seemed, there came another
+ voice which<br>
+ said, with querulous emphasis, &quot;These are not my boots.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Then followed explanations, apologies, and interchange of
+ boots; and<br>
+ before the parleying had come to an end I was sufficiently awake to<br>
+ remember that on the previous night I had gone to bed in a Pullman car<br>
+ at Montreal, and had been speeding all night towards Halifax. It had<br>
+ been mild autumnal weather in Montreal, and the snow, which a week ago<br>
+ had fallen to the depth of two or three inches, had melted and been<br>
+ trodden out of sight save for the sprinkling which remained on the<br>
+ crest of Mount Royal. Here, as a glance through the window disclosed,<br>
+ we were again in the land of snow. It was not deep, for winter had not<br>
+ yet set in, and the sleighs, joyfully brought out at the first fall,<br>
+ had been relegated to summer quarters. But there was quite enough about<br>
+ to give the country a cheerful wintry aspect, the morning sun shining<br>
+ merrily over the white fields and the leafless trees, bare save for the<br>
+ foliage with which the snowflakes had endowed them. It may have been an<br>
+ equally fine morning in Montreal, but it is certain it seemed twice as<br>
+ bright and fresh here, and we began to realise something of those<br>
+ exhilarating properties of the Canadian air of which we had fondly read.</p>
+ <p class="main">On this long journey eastward travellers do not enter the
+ city of<br>
+ Quebec. They pass by on the other side of the river, and thus gain the<br>
+ advantage of seeing Quebec as a picture should be seen, from a<br>
+ convenient distance. Moreover, like many celebrated paintings, Quebec<br>
+ will not stand inspection at the length of the nose. But even taken in<br>
+ detail, walking through its narrow and steep streets, there is much to<br>
+ delight the eye. It has quaint old houses, and shops with pea green<br>
+ shutters, over which flaunt crazy, large-lettered signs that it could<br>
+ have entered into the heart of none but a Frenchman to devise. Save for<br>
+ the absence of the blouse and the sabot you might, picking your way<br>
+ through the mud in a street in the lower part of the city, imagine<br>
+ yourself in some quarters of Dieppe or Calais, or any other of the<br>
+ busier towns in the north of France. The peaked roofs, the unexpected<br>
+ balconies, the ill-regulated gables, and the general individuality of<br>
+ the houses are pleasing to the eye wearied with the prim monotony of<br>
+ English street architecture.</p>
+ <p class="main">Quebec, to be seen at its best, should be gazed at from
+ the harbour, or<br>
+ from the other side of the river. This morning it is glorious, with its<br>
+ streets in the snow, its many spires in the sunlight, and the blue haze<br>
+ of the hills in the distance. We make our first stoppage at Point Levi,<br>
+ the station for Quebec, and here are twenty minutes for breakfast. The<br>
+ whereabouts of breakfast is indicated by a youth, who from the steps of<br>
+ an &quot;hotel&quot; at the station gate stolidly rings a bell. The passengers<br>
+ enter, and are shown into a room, in the centre of which is a large<br>
+ stove. The atmosphere is simply horrible. The double windows are up for<br>
+ the still dallying winter, and, as the drops of dirty moisture which<br>
+ stand on the panes testify, they are hermetically closed. The kitchen<br>
+ leads out of the room by what is apparently the only open door in the<br>
+ house, every other being jealously closed lest peradventure a whiff of<br>
+ fresh air should get in. It is impossible to eat, and one is glad to<br>
+ pay for the untasted food and get out into the open air before the<br>
+ power of respiration is permanently injured.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was said this is the only place where there would be
+ any chance of<br>
+ breakfast, nothing to eat till Trois Pistoles is reached, late in the<br>
+ afternoon. Happily this information turned out ill-founded. At L'Islet,<br>
+ a little station reached at eleven o'clock a stoppage was made at an<br>
+ unpretentious but clean and fresh restaurant, where the people speak<br>
+ French and know how to make soup.</p>
+ <p class="main">A few years ago a journey by rail between Montreal and Halifax,
+ without<br>
+ break save what is necessary for replenishing the engine stores, would<br>
+ have been impossible. The Grand Trunk, spanning the breadth of the more<br>
+ favoured provinces of Ontario and Quebec, leaves New Brunswick and Nova<br>
+ Scotia without other means of intercommunication than is afforded by its<br>
+ many rivers and its questionable roads. For many years Canadian<br>
+ statesmen, and all others interested in the practical confederation of<br>
+ the various provinces that make up the Dominion, felt that the primary<br>
+ and surest bond of union would be a railway. The military authorities<br>
+ were even more urgent as to the necessity of connecting Quebec and<br>
+ Halifax, and at one time a military road was seriously talked about.<br>
+ Long ago a railway was projected, and in 1846-8 a survey was carried out<br>
+ with that object. From that date up to 1869, when the road was actually<br>
+ commenced, the matter was fitfully discussed, and it was only in 1876<br>
+ that the railway was opened.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is only a single line, and as a commercial undertaking
+ is not likely<br>
+ to pay at that, passing as it does through long miles of territory where<br>
+ &quot;still stands the forest primeval.&quot; It was made by the Dominion<br>
+ Government in pursuance of a high national policy, and it adequately and<br>
+ admirably meets the ends for which it was devised. The total length from<br>
+ Rivi&egrave;re du Loup to Halifax is 561 miles. There is a spur running
+ down to<br>
+ St. John, in the Bay of Fundy, eighty-nine miles long, another branch<br>
+ fifty-two miles long to Pictou, a great coal district opposite the<br>
+ southern end of Prince Edward Island; while a third span of eleven<br>
+ miles, branching off at Monckton and finishing at Point du Char, meets<br>
+ the steamers for Prince Edward Island, making a total length of 713<br>
+ miles. The rails are steel, and the road is, mile for mile, as well made<br>
+ as any in England. The carriages are on the American principle--the long<br>
+ waggons capable of seating fifty or sixty persons, with an open passage<br>
+ down the centre, through which the conductor and ticket collector<br>
+ periodically walk. The carriages are heated to distraction by means of
+ a<br>
+ huge stove at either end. It is possible to open the windows, but that<br>
+ is to be easily accomplished only after an apprenticeship too long for<br>
+ the stay of the average traveller. After a painful hour one gets<br>
+ accustomed to the atmosphere of the place, as it is happily possible to<br>
+ grow accustomed to any atmosphere. But the effect of these fierce stoves<br>
+ and obstinate windows must be permanently deleterious.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Pullman car has fortunately come to make railway travelling
+ in<br>
+ America endurable. Apart from other considerations, the inevitable stove<br>
+ is better managed. You are thoroughly warmed,---occasionally, it is<br>
+ true, parboiled. But there is at least freedom from the sulphurous<br>
+ atmosphere which pervades the ordinary car, with its two infernal<br>
+ machines, one at either end. In addition, the Pullman cars have more<br>
+ luxurious fittings, and are hung on smoother springs. It is at night<br>
+ their value becomes higher, and travellers are inclined to lie awake and<br>
+ wonder how their fathers and elder brothers managed to travel in the<br>
+ pre-Pullman era.</p>
+ <p class="main">Life is too short to limit travel on this continent to the
+ daytime.<br>
+ Travelling eight hours a day by rail, which we in England think a pretty<br>
+ good allowance, it would take just five days to go from Montreal to<br>
+ Halifax. Thanks to the Pullman car and its adequate sleeping<br>
+ accommodation, a business man may leave Montreal at ten o'clock at<br>
+ night, say on Monday, and be in Halifax in time to transact business<br>
+ shortly after noon on Wednesday. Thus he loses only a day, for he must<br>
+ sleep somewhere, and he might find many a worse bed than is made up for<br>
+ him on a Pullman. The arrangements for ventilation leave nothing to be<br>
+ desired save a little less apprehension on the part of Canadians of the<br>
+ supposed malign influence of fresh air. If you can get the ventilators<br>
+ kept open you may sleep with impunity. But, as far as a desire for<br>
+ preserving the goodwill of my immediate neighbours controls me, I would,<br>
+ being in Canada, as soon pick a pocket as open a window. One night,<br>
+ before the beds were made up I secretly approached the coloured<br>
+ gentleman in charge of the carriage and heavily bribed him to open the<br>
+ ventilators. This he faithfully did, as I saw, but when I awoke this<br>
+ morning, half stifled in the heavy atmosphere, I found every ventilator<br>
+ closed.</p>
+ <p class="main">After leaving Quebec, and for a far-reaching run, the railway
+ skirts the<br>
+ river St. Lawrence, of which we get glimpses near and far as we pass.<br>
+ The time is not far distant when this mighty river will be frozen to the<br>
+ distance of fully a mile out, and men may skate where Atlantic steamers<br>
+ sail. At present the river is free, but the frost comes like a thief in<br>
+ the night, and the wary shipmasters have already gone into winter<br>
+ quarters. The railway people are also preparing for the too familiar<br>
+ terrors of the Canadian winter. As we steamed out of Quebec we saw the<br>
+ snow-ploughs conveniently shunted, ready for use at a moment's notice.<br>
+ The snowsheds are a permanent institution on the Intercolonial Railway.<br>
+ The train passes through them sometimes for the length of half a mile.<br>
+ They are simply wooden erections like a box, built in parts of the line<br>
+ where the snow is likely to drift. Passing swiftly through them just now<br>
+ you catch glimmers of light through the crevices. Presently, when the<br>
+ snow comes, these will be effectually closed up. Snow will lie a hundred<br>
+ feet thick on either side, to the full height of the shed, and the<br>
+ train, as watched from the line, will seem to vanish in an illimitable<br>
+ snow mound.</p>
+ <p class="main">This is as yet in the future. At present the landscape has
+ all the<br>
+ beauty that snow can give without the monotony of the unrelieved waste<br>
+ of white. Mounds of brown earth, tufts of grass, bits of road, roofs of<br>
+ houses, and belts of pine showing above the sprinkling of snow, give<br>
+ colour to the landscape. One divines already why Canadians, in building<br>
+ their houses, paint a door, or a side of a chimney, or a gable-end, red<br>
+ or chocolate, whilst all the rest is white. This looks strange in the<br>
+ summer, or in the bleak interregnum when neither the sun nor the<br>
+ north-east wind can be said absolutely to reign. But in the winter, when<br>
+ far as the eye can roam it is wearied with sight of the everlasting<br>
+ snow, a patch of red or of warm brown on the scarcely less white houses<br>
+ is a surprising relief.</p>
+ <p class="main">The country in the neighbourhood of Rivi&egrave;re du Loup,
+ where the Grand<br>
+ Trunk finishes and the Intercolonial begins, is filled with comfortable<br>
+ homesteads. The line runs through a valley between two ranges of hills.<br>
+ All about the slopes on the river side stand snug little houses, each<br>
+ within its own grounds, each having a peaked roof, which strives more
+ or<br>
+ less effectually to rival the steepness of its neighbour. The houses<br>
+ straggle for miles down the line, as if they had started out from Quebec<br>
+ with the intention of founding a town for themselves, and had stopped
+ on<br>
+ the way, beguiled by the beauty of the situation. Sometimes a little<br>
+ group stand together, when be sure you shall find a church, curiously<br>
+ small but exceedingly ornate in its architecture. The spires are coated<br>
+ with a glazed tile, which catches whatever sunlight there may be about,<br>
+ and glistens strangely in the landscape.</p>
+ <p class="main">The first day following the first night of our journey closed
+ in a<br>
+ manner befitting its rare beauty. The sun went down amid a glow of<br>
+ grandeur that illuminated all the world to the west, transfigured the<br>
+ blue mountains veined with snow, and spread a soft roseate blush over<br>
+ the white lowlands. We went to bed in New Brunswick still in the hilly<br>
+ country named by the colonists Northumberland. We awoke to find<br>
+ ourselves in the narrow neck of land which connects Nova Scotia with the<br>
+ continent. It was like going to bed in Sweden in December, and waking
+ in<br>
+ Ireland in September. The snow was melted, the sun was hidden behind the<br>
+ one thin cloud that spread from horizon to horizon, and the sharp, brisk<br>
+ air of yesterday was exchanged for a cold, wet atmosphere, that<br>
+ distilled itself in dank drops on the window-panes. The aspect of the<br>
+ country was also changed. The ground was sodden, the grass brown with<br>
+ perpetual wet. In one field we saw the hapless haycocks floating in<br>
+ water. Thus it was through Nova Scotia into Halifax--water everywhere
+ on<br>
+ the ground, and threatening rain in the air.</p>
+ <p class="main"><br>
+ <span class="boldleft"><a name="108"></a>CHAPTER XI</span></p>
+ <p class="boldleft">EASTER ON LES AVANTS.</p>
+ <p class="main">We nearly lost our Naturalist between Paris and Lausanne.
+ It was felt at<br>
+ the time, more especially by the latest additions to the party, that<br>
+ this would have been a great calamity. Habits, long acquired, of<br>
+ stopping by the roadside and minutely examining weeds or bits of stone,<br>
+ are not to be eradicated in a night's journey by rail. Accordingly,<br>
+ wherever the train stopped the Naturalist was, at the last moment,<br>
+ discovered to be absent, and search parties were organised with a<br>
+ promptness that, before we reached Dijon, had become quite creditable.<br>
+ But the success achieved begat a condition of confidence that nearly<br>
+ proved fatal. In travelling on a French line there is only one thing<br>
+ more remarkable than the leisurely way in which an express train gets<br>
+ under way after having stopped at a station, and that is the excitement<br>
+ that pervades the neighbourhood ten minutes before the train starts. Men<br>
+ in uniform go about shrieking <span class="italic">&quot;En voiture, messieurs,
+ en voiture!&quot;</span> in a<br>
+ manner that suggests to the English traveller that the train is actually<br>
+ in motion, and that his passage is all but lost.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was this habitude that led to our excitement at Melun.
+ We had, after<br>
+ superhuman efforts, got the Naturalist into the carriage, and had<br>
+ breathlessly fallen back in the seat, expecting the train to move<br>
+ forthwith. Ten minutes later it slowly steamed out of the station,<br>
+ accompanied by the sound of the tootling horn and enveloped in thick<br>
+ clouds of poisonous smoke. This sort of thing happening at one or two<br>
+ other stations, we were induced to give our Naturalist an extra five<br>
+ minutes to gather some fresh specimen of a rare grass growing between<br>
+ the rails or some curious insect embedded in the bookstall. It was at<br>
+ Sens that, growing bolder with success, we nearly did lose him,<br>
+ dragging him in at the last moment, amid a scene of excitement that<br>
+ could be equalled elsewhere only on the supposition that the station<br>
+ was on fire and that five kegs of gunpowder were in the booking-office.</p>
+ <p class="main">Shortly after leaving Dijon a conviction began to spread
+ that perhaps if<br>
+ the fates had proved adverse, and we had lost him somewhere under<br>
+ circumstances that would have permitted him to come on by a morning<br>
+ train, we might have borne up against the calamity. Amongst a<br>
+ miscellaneous and imposing collection of scientific instruments, he was<br>
+ the pleased possessor of an aneroid. This I am sure is an excellent and<br>
+ even indispensable instrument at certain crises. But when you have been<br>
+ so lucky as to get to sleep in a railway carriage on a long night<br>
+ journey, to be awakened every quarter of an hour to be informed &quot;how<br>
+ high you are now&quot; grows wearisome before morning.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was the Chancery Barrister who was partly responsible
+ for this. He<br>
+ found it impossible to sleep, and our Naturalist, fastening upon him,<br>
+ kept him carefully posted up in particulars of the increasing altitude.<br>
+ This was the kind of thing that broke in upon our slumbers all through<br>
+ the night:--</p>
+ <p class="main">Our Naturalist: &quot;1200 feet above the level of the sea.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The Chancery Barrister (in provokingly sleepy tone): &quot;Ah!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Then we turn over, and fall asleep again. A quarter of an
+ hour later:</p>
+ <p class="main">Our Naturalist: &quot;1500 feet now.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Chancery Barrister: &quot;Really!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Another fitful slumber, broken by a strong presentiment
+ that the<br>
+ demoniacal aneroid is being again produced.</p>
+ <p class="main">Our Naturalist (exultantly, as if he had privately arranged
+ the incline,<br>
+ and was justly boastful of his success): &quot;2100 feet.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Chancery Barrister (evidently feeling that something extra
+ is expected of<br>
+ him): &quot;No, <span class="italic">really</span> now!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">This kind of thing through what should be the silent watches
+ of the<br>
+ night is to be deprecated, as tending to bring science into disrepute.</p>
+ <p class="main">There was a good deal of excitement about the baggage. We
+ were a<br>
+ personally conducted party to the extent that the Hon. Member who had<br>
+ suggested the trip, had undertaken the general direction, or had had<br>
+ the office thrust upon him. Feeling his responsibility, he had,<br>
+ immediately on arriving at Calais, changed some English money. This<br>
+ was found very convenient. Nobody had any francs except the Member, so<br>
+ we freely borrowed from him to meet trifling exigencies.</p>
+ <p class="main">With the object of arriving at the best possible means of
+ dealing with<br>
+ the vexed question of luggage, a variety of expedients had been tried.<br>
+ The Chancery Barrister, having read many moving narratives of raids made<br>
+ upon registered luggage in the secrecy of the luggage van, had adopted
+ a<br>
+ course which displayed a profound knowledge of human nature. He had<br>
+ argued with himself (as if he were a judge in chambers) that what proved<br>
+ an irresistible temptation to foreign guards and other railway officials<br>
+ was the appearance of boxes and portmanteaux iron-clasped,<br>
+ leather-strapped, and double-locked. The inference naturally was that<br>
+ they contained much that was valuable. Now, he had pointed out to<br>
+ himself, if you take a directly opposite course, and, as it were, invite<br>
+ the gentleman in charge of your luggage to open your portmanteau, he<br>
+ will think you have nothing in it worth his attention, and will pass on<br>
+ to others more jealously guarded. You can't very well leave your box<br>
+ open, as the things might tumble out. So, as a happy compromise, he had<br>
+ duly locked and strapped his portmanteau, and then tied the key to the<br>
+ handle.</p>
+ <p class="main">As he observes, with the shrewd perception that will inevitably
+ lead him<br>
+ to the Woolsack, &quot;You are really helpless, and can do nothing to
+ prevent<br>
+ these gentlemen from helping themselves. If you leave the key there,<br>
+ there is a fair chance of their treating your property as the Levite<br>
+ treated the Good Samaritan. If not, your box will be decently opened<br>
+ instead of having the lock broken or the hinges wrenched off.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">That was a good idea, and proved triumphantly successful;
+ for, on<br>
+ arrival at Montreux, the Chancery Barrister's portmanteau turned up all<br>
+ right, the key innocently reposing on the handle, and, as subsequent<br>
+ investigation showed, the contents untouched.</p>
+ <p class="main">Our Manufacturer had a still better way, though, as was
+ urged, he comes<br>
+ from Yorkshire, and we of the southern part of the island have no chance<br>
+ in competition with the race. He lost his luggage somewhere between<br>
+ Dover and Paris, and has ever since been free from all care on the<br>
+ subject.</p>
+ <p class="main">Perhaps it was the influence of these varied incidents that
+ led to a<br>
+ scene of some excitement on our arrival at Montreux station. There,<br>
+ what was left of our luggage was disgorged, and of fourteen packages<br>
+ registered, only nine were visible to the naked eye. It was then the<br>
+ Patriarch came to the front and displayed some of those qualities which<br>
+ subsequently found a fuller field amid the solitude of the Alps.</p>
+ <p class="main">We call him the Patriarch because he is a grandfather. In
+ other respects<br>
+ he is the youngest of the party, the first on the highest peak, the<br>
+ first down in the afternoon with his ready order for &quot;tea for ten,&quot;
+ of<br>
+ which, if the party is late in arriving and he finds time hang heavy on<br>
+ his hands, he will genially drink five cups himself. With the care of<br>
+ half a dozen colossal commercial undertakings upon his mind, he is as<br>
+ merry as a boy and as playful as a kitten. But when once aroused his<br>
+ anger is terrible.</p>
+ <p class="main">His thunder and lightning played around the station-master
+ at Montreux<br>
+ on the discovery of the absence of five packages. The Patriarch has a<br>
+ wholesome faith in the all-sufficiency of the English language. The<br>
+ station-master's sole lingual accomplishment was French. This<br>
+ concatenation of circumstances might with ordinary persons have led to<br>
+ some diminution of the force of adjuration. But probably the<br>
+ station-master lost little of the meaning the Patriarch desired to<br>
+ convey. This tended in the direction of showing the utter incapacity<br>
+ of the Swiss or French nature to manage a railway, and the discreditable<br>
+ incompetency of the officials of whatever grade. The station-master was<br>
+ properly abashed before the torrent of indignant speech. But he had his<br>
+ turn presently. Calmer inspection disclosed the fact that all the<br>
+ fourteen packets were delivered. It was delightful to see how the<br>
+ station-master, immediately assuming the offensive, followed the<br>
+ Patriarch about with gesticulation indicative of the presence of the<br>
+ baggage, and with taunting speech designed to make the Patriarch<br>
+ withdraw his remarks--whatever they might have been. On this point<br>
+ the station-master was not clear, but he had a shrewd suspicion that<br>
+ they were not complimentary. The Patriarch, however, now retired upon<br>
+ his dignity.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was, as he said, no use arguing with fellows like this.</p>
+ <p class="main">Les Avants sit high up among the mountains at the back of
+ Montreux.<br>
+ It seems madness to go there at a time when fires are still cheerful<br>
+ and when the leaves have not yet put forth their greenness. But, as<br>
+ was made apparent in due time, Les Avants, at no time inconveniently<br>
+ cold, would be, but for the winds that blow over the snow-clad hills<br>
+ surprisingly hot. To build an hotel here seems a perilously bold<br>
+ undertaking. It is not on the way to anywhere, and people going from<br>
+ the outer world must march up the hill, and, when they are tired of it,<br>
+ must needs, like the Duke of York in his famous military expedition,<br>
+ march down again. None but a Swiss would build an hotel here, and few<br>
+ but English would frequent it. Yet the shrewdness of the proprietor has<br>
+ been amply justified, and Les Avants is becoming in increasing degree<br>
+ a favourite pilgrimage.</p>
+ <p class="main">The hotel was built nearly twenty years ago. Previously
+ the little<br>
+ valley it dominates had been planted with one or two chalets which<br>
+ for more than half a century have looked out upon the deathless snows<br>
+ of the Dent du Midi. There is one which has rudely carved over the<br>
+ lintel of its door the date 1816. Noting which, the Chancery Barrister,<br>
+ with characteristic accuracy, observed that &quot;five centuries look
+ down<br>
+ upon us.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Our landlord is an enterprising man. His business in life
+ is to keep an<br>
+ hotel, and the height of his ambition is to keep it well. Only a<br>
+ fortnight ago he returned from a grand tour of the winter<br>
+ watering-places, from the Bay of Biscay to the Bay of Genoa. The<br>
+ ordinary attractions of the show places from Biarritz to Bordighera had<br>
+ no lure for him. What he studied were the hotels and their various modes<br>
+ of management. He told us, with a flush of pride on his sun-tanned<br>
+ cheek, that he travelled as an ordinary tourist. There was no hint of<br>
+ his condition or the object of his journey, no appeal to confraternity<br>
+ with a view to getting bed and breakfast at trade prices, or some<br>
+ reduction on the <span class="italic">table d'h&ocirc;te</span> charges.
+ He travelled as a sort of Haroun<br>
+ al Raschid among innkeepers, haughtily paying his bills, and possibly<br>
+ feeing the waiters. He is a very good sort of a fellow, attentive and<br>
+ obliging, and it is odd how we all agree in the hope that he was from<br>
+ time to time over-charged.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is a fair prospect looked out upon from the bedroom window
+ on our<br>
+ arrival. Almost at our feet, it seems, is the Lake of Geneva, though<br>
+ we remember the wearisome climb up the hill, and know it must be miles<br>
+ away. On the other side are the snow-clad hills that reach down to<br>
+ Savoy on the east, and are crowned by the heights of the Dent du Midi<br>
+ on the west. On the left, flanking our own place of abode, rise up the<br>
+ grim heights of the Roches de Naye, and, still farther back, the Dent<br>
+ du Jaman--a terrible tooth this, which draws attention from all the<br>
+ country round, and excites the wildest ambition of the tourist. The man<br>
+ or woman resting within a circuit of ten miles of Montreux, who has not<br>
+ touched the topmost heights of the Dent du Jaman, goes home a crushed<br>
+ person. A very small proportion do it, but every one talks of doing<br>
+ it---which, unless the weather be favourable, is perhaps the wiser<br>
+ thing to do. It fills a large place in the conversation as well as in<br>
+ the landscape, and it will be a bad thing for the Lake of Geneva if<br>
+ this tooth should ever be drawn.</p>
+ <p class="main">Lovely as was the scene in the fresh morning air, with the
+ glistening<br>
+ snow, the dark pines on the lower hills, the blue lake, and the<br>
+ greyish upland, they did but serve to frame the picture of the<br>
+ Patriarch as he sat upon the bench in the front of the hotel. A short<br>
+ jacket of blue serge, knickerbockers of the same material, displaying<br>
+ the proportions of a notable pair of legs, the whole crowned by a<br>
+ chimney-pot hat, went to make up a remarkable figure. The Patriarch<br>
+ had in his hand a blue net for catching butterflies. The Naturalist<br>
+ had excited his imagination by stories of the presence of the<br>
+ &quot;Camberwell Beauty,&quot; a rare and beautiful species of butterfly,
+ of<br>
+ which he was determined to take home a specimen. In later days he<br>
+ was fair to see with his hat thrown back on his brow, his net in his<br>
+ hand: and his stout legs twinkling in their haste to come up with a<br>
+ butterfly.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Alps have witnessed many strange sights since first
+ they uplifted<br>
+ their heads to heaven. But it is calculated that the Patriarch was<br>
+ the first who brought under their notice the chimney-pot hat of the<br>
+ civilised Englishman.</p>
+ <p class="main">This haste to be up on the first morning was a faithful
+ precursor of<br>
+ the indomitable vitality of the Patriarch. He was always first up and<br>
+ first off, and, amongst many charming peculiarities, was his<br>
+ indifference as to which way the road lay. We generally had a guide<br>
+ with us, and nothing was more common in toiling up a mountain side<br>
+ than to discover the guide half a mile to the left and the Patriarch<br>
+ half a mile to the right, something after the fashion of the letter Y,<br>
+ we being at the stem. We saw a good deal more of the country than we<br>
+ otherwise should have done, owing to the constant necessity of going<br>
+ after the Patriarch and bringing him back. Sometimes he got away by<br>
+ himself, at others he deluded some hapless member of the company into<br>
+ following him. One young man, just called to the bar, had a promising<br>
+ career almost cut short on the second day. In the innocence of his<br>
+ heart he had followed the Patriarch, who led him through an apparently<br>
+ impassable pine forest on to the crest of a remote hill, whence he<br>
+ crawled down an hour late for luncheon, the Patriarch having arrived<br>
+ ten minutes before him, and having already had his knife into every<br>
+ receptacle for food that was spread out, from the loaf of bread to the<br>
+ box of sardines, from the preserved peaches to the cup without a handle<br>
+ that held the butter.</p>
+ <p class="main">Walking up the hill behind the hotel on the way to the Jaman,
+ the Member<br>
+ had a happy idea. &quot;Why,&quot; he asked, &quot;should not the Parliamentary
+ Session<br>
+ be movable, like a reading party? Say the Bankruptcy Bill is referred<br>
+ to a grand committee. What is to prevent them coming right off here and<br>
+ settling down for a fortnight or three weeks, or in fact whatever time<br>
+ might be necessary thoroughly to discuss the measure?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">They might do worse, we agreed, as we walked on, carefully
+ selecting<br>
+ the shady side of the road, and thinking of dear friends shivering in<br>
+ England. The blue haze under which we know the lake lies; the Alps all<br>
+ around, their green sides laced with snow and their heads covered with<br>
+ it; the fleckless blue sky; the brown rocks, and over all and through<br>
+ all the murmuring music of the invisible stream, as it trickles on its<br>
+ way down the gorge, would be better accompaniments to a good grind at
+ a<br>
+ difficult Bill than any to be found within the precincts of Westminster.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;You remember what Virgil says?&quot; the Chancery
+ Barrister strikes in.</p>
+ <p class="main">Divers things of diverse character we have discovered invariably
+ remind<br>
+ the Chancery Barrister of Virgil or Horace, occasionally perchance of<br>
+ an English poet. This is very pleasant, and none the less so because<br>
+ the reminiscences come slowly, gathering strength as they advance, like<br>
+ the Chancery Barrister's laugh, which begins like the pattering of rain<br>
+ on leaves, and ends in the roar of a thunderstorm. The Chancery<br>
+ Barrister takes his jokes gently to begin with: he sees them afar off,<br>
+ and, closing one eye, begins to smile. The smile broadens to a grin, the<br>
+ grin becomes a cachinnation, then, as he hugs the fun, the cachinnation<br>
+ deepens to a roar of laughter, and the thing is complete.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is thus with his quotations, though these are not always<br>
+ completed--at least, not in accordance with recognised authorities. As<br>
+ one of the ladies says, with that kindliness peculiar to the sex, &quot;The<br>
+ Chancery Barrister is most original when he is making a quotation.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What's that Wolsey says about the pomps and vanities
+ of this world?&quot;<br>
+ &quot;'Vain pomps and vanities of this world,'&quot; the Chancery Barrister<br>
+ begins, and we know we are in for a quotation. &quot;No, not pomps and<br>
+ vanities. 'Vain pomps and glories of this world' (that's it)--&quot;</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;'Vain pomp and glory of this world,
+ I hate ye.<br>
+ I feel my heart new opened. O how wretched<br>
+ Is the poor man that hangs on princes' favours!<br>
+ There is betwixt the smile we would aspire to,<br>
+ That sweet aspect of princes and their ruin,<br>
+ More pangs and fears than wars or women have.'&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">It's odd how one thing leads to another. By the time the
+ Chancery<br>
+ Barrister has got his quotation right, the Patriarch is half a mile<br>
+ ahead in the wrong direction, and we all have to go and look for him.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Col de Jaman is the salvation of many tourists. Not
+ being regular<br>
+ Alpine climbers, they start over the Dent and get as far as the Col,<br>
+ rest awhile just under the great mountain molar, and come down. We had<br>
+ a splendid day for our expedition. It had been freezing hard in the<br>
+ night, and when we reached the snow region we found the pines frosted.<br>
+ On the Col a beneficent commune has built some chalets furnished with<br>
+ plentiful supply of firewood. Out of the sun it was bitterly cold, and<br>
+ we were glad to light a fire, which crackled and roared up the broad<br>
+ chimney and made a pretty accompaniment to the Chancery Barrister's<br>
+ song about the Jolly Young Waterman. He sang it all in one key, and<br>
+ that the wrong one. But it was a well-meant effort, and we all joined<br>
+ in the chorus.</p>
+ <p class="main">There's some talk to-day of a startling episode at an hotel
+ up the<br>
+ Rhone Valley. A Russian gentleman was sitting sipping his tea, when<br>
+ there approached him a lady, who addressed him in three languages.<br>
+ His replies not being satisfactory she shot him. This is cited by the<br>
+ Chancery Barrister as showing the advantage of an early acquaintance<br>
+ with foreign languages, and the desirableness of a pure accent.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is quite agreed that if our Naturalist had been in the
+ Russian's<br>
+ place he would have been shot after the first question. This morning,<br>
+ on ringing for his bath, he was answered by a chambermaid with a &quot;Pas<br>
+ encore.&quot; Why &quot;not just yet&quot; our Naturalist did not know.
+ He was not<br>
+ unusually early. But he had done his duty. He had tried to get up and<br>
+ have his bath; it was not ready, so he might go back to bed with a<br>
+ quiet conscience. Presently came another knock, and our Naturalist,<br>
+ carefully robing himself, opened the door, and discovered the<br>
+ chambermaid standing there with a plate, a knife, and a breakfast roll.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What the dev----I mean <span class="italic">qu'c'est
+ qu'c'est</span>?&quot; he asked.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;<span class="italic">Monsieur a demand&eacute; le
+ petit pain</span>,&quot; the girl replied, astonished at<br>
+ his astonishment.</p>
+ <p class="main">With great presence of mind he accepted the situation, took
+ in the<br>
+ bread, and did without his bath. The Member says that, coming upon him<br>
+ suddenly amid the silence of the snow, he heard him practising the<br>
+ slightly different sounds of <span class="italic">pain</span> and <span class="italic">bain</span>.</p>
+ <p class="main">Nothing but snow between the Col and the Dent du Jaman,
+ but snow at its<br>
+ very best, hard and dry. Just before we reach the top we come upon a<br>
+ huge drift frozen hard and slippery. We might have gone round, but we<br>
+ decided to try and climb. The Patriarch of course was first, and<br>
+ achieved the task triumphantly. Others followed, and then came the<br>
+ Chancery Barrister. Another step, and he would have safely landed.<br>
+ But unhappily a quotation occurred to him.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;This is jolly,&quot; he said, turning half round,
+ with the proud<br>
+ consciousness that he was at the crest and that with another stride all<br>
+ would be well; &quot;what's that Horace says about enjoying what you have?&quot;</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;'Me pascant olivae,<br>
+ Me cichorea, levesque malvae,<br>
+ Frui paratis, et valido mihi,<br>
+ Latoe, dones, et, precor, integra<br>
+ Cum----'&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">Here the most terrible contortion appeared on the generally
+ pleasant<br>
+ countenance of the Chancery Barrister. He clutched desperately at the<br>
+ ice; but his suspicion was too true. He had begun to move downwards<br>
+ (&quot;When he got to <span class="italic">cum</span> he came,&quot; the
+ Member, who makes bad jokes, says),<br>
+ and with increasing impetus he slid down the bank. His face during the<br>
+ terrible moments when he was not quite certain where he would stop, or<br>
+ indeed whether he would ever stop, passed through a series of<br>
+ contortions highly interesting to those on the bank above.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;<span class="italic">Me pascant olivae</span>!&quot;
+ cried the Member. &quot;Olives are evidently no use as<br>
+ a support in a case like yours, and diachylon would be more use to you<br>
+ now than soft mallows.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The Chancery Barrister, who had happily reached the bottom,
+ walked round<br>
+ by a more accessible path, and nothing further either from Horace or<br>
+ Virgil occurred to him for more than an hour.</p>
+ <p class="main">Perhaps the difference in the weather had something to do
+ with it, but<br>
+ we found the Dent du Jaman not nearly so difficult to climb as the<br>
+ Roches de Naye. After the scamper across the snow and the climb over<br>
+ this little ice-collar down which the Chancery Barrister had slipped,<br>
+ there is no more snow. We climb up by steps worn by the feet of many<br>
+ adventurers. The top is a level cone with an area not much greater<br>
+ than that of a moderate-sized dining-room. There was not a breath of<br>
+ wind, and the sun beat down with a warmth made all the more delicious<br>
+ by the recollection of the frozen region through which we had passed.<br>
+ The Dent is only a trifle above six thousand feet high, but the prospect<br>
+ as seen from it stretches far. Below is the Canton de Vaud, a portion
+ of<br>
+ the Jura chain of mountains, the far-reaching Alps of the Savoy, a bit<br>
+ of the lake gleaming like an emerald under the white tops of the<br>
+ mountains, a cloud on the southern horizon that the guide tells us are<br>
+ the mountains of the Valais, and, still to the south just touched by the<br>
+ sun, glitter the snow summits of the Great St. Bernard.</p>
+ <p class="main">Coming down, we bivouac in the <span class="italic">ch&acirc;let</span>,
+ lighting up the fire again.<br>
+ Here, twelve hundred feet lower down, it is bitterly cold, in spite<br>
+ of, perhaps because of, the fire. The <span class="italic">ch&acirc;let</span>
+ is built with commendable<br>
+ deference to the necessity for ventilation. The wind, smelling fire,<br>
+ comes rushing over the snow, and we are glad to put on coat and caps.<br>
+ The conversation turns to legal topics, and certain eminent personages<br>
+ are discussed with great severity. Of one it is roundly asserted that<br>
+ he is mad.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I am quite sure of it,&quot; said the Chancery Barrister,
+ who has recovered<br>
+ his spirits with his footing, &quot;and I'll tell you why. He seconded
+ me<br>
+ for the Reform Club, and----&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">We all agree that this is quite enough; but the Chancery
+ Barrister<br>
+ insists on proceeding with his narrative, of which it seems this was<br>
+ merely the introduction.</p>
+ <p class="main">We found our Naturalist of very little use. We had expected
+ he would<br>
+ mount with us whatever heights we sought, and had pleasing views of<br>
+ his explaining the flora as we went along. But he always had some<br>
+ excuse that kept him on lower levels. One morning he declared he had<br>
+ passed a sleepless night owing to the efforts of two Scotch lads who<br>
+ occupied the room next to him. They had some taste for carpentering,<br>
+ and were addicted to getting up in the dead of the night and doing odd<br>
+ jobs about the room. At half-past five a.m. they left their couch and<br>
+ began playing Cain and Abel. Only the Naturalist protested there is no<br>
+ authority in Scripture for the fearful row Abel made when Cain got him<br>
+ down on his back.</p>
+ <p class="main">At other times our Naturalist had heard of a &quot;Camberwell
+ Beauty&quot; in<br>
+ the neighbourhood, and must needs go and catch it, which, by the way,<br>
+ he never did. On the whole, we conclude our Naturalist is an impostor.</p>
+ <p class="main">We reserved the Roches de Naye till the last day. It was
+ rather a<br>
+ stupendous undertaking, the landlord assuring us that four guides were<br>
+ necessary. One led a horse that no one would ride, one carried the<br>
+ indispensable luncheon-basket, and two fared forth at early morn to cut<br>
+ steps in the snow. The sun was shining when we started on this desperate<br>
+ enterprise, and it was hot enough as we toiled along the lower heights.<br>
+ But when we reached the snow level, the sun had gone in, having just<br>
+ shone long enough to make the snow wet. Then a cold bleak wind set in,<br>
+ and we began to think that, after all, there was more in the Naturalist<br>
+ than met the eye. Whilst we were toiling along, sometimes temporarily<br>
+ despairing, and generally up to our waists in snow, he was enjoying the<br>
+ comforts of the hotel, or strolling about in languid search of fabulous<br>
+ butterflies.</p>
+ <p class="main">Picking our way round a hill in which had been cut in the
+ snow a ledge<br>
+ about two feet wide, we came in face of the slope we were to climb. Up<br>
+ at the top, looking like black ants, were the guides cutting a zigzag<br>
+ path in the snow. The Member observed that if any one were to offer<br>
+ him a sovereign and his board on condition of his climbing up this<br>
+ slope, he would prefer to remain in indigent circumstances. As we<br>
+ were getting nothing for the labour, were indeed paying for the<br>
+ privilege of undertaking it, we stuck at it, and after a steady climb<br>
+ reached the top, when the wind was worse than ever. It was past<br>
+ luncheon time, and every one was ferociously hungry; but it was agreed<br>
+ that if we camped here and lunched, we should never get to the top. So<br>
+ on we went, through the sloppy snow, pursued by the keen blast that<br>
+ cut through all possible clothing.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was a hard pull and not much to see for it, since clouds
+ had rolled<br>
+ up from the west and hid the promised panorama. The wind was terrible,<br>
+ and there was no shelter. But we could hold out no longer, and the<br>
+ luncheon being laid upon the sloppy grass, the Patriarch, with his<br>
+ accustomed impartiality, went round with his knife.</p>
+ <p class="main">By this time we had induced him to take the sardines last,
+ which he<br>
+ obligingly did.</p>
+ <p class="main">We ran most of the way back to the side of the hill where
+ the snow had<br>
+ been cut. The exercise made us a little warmer; and the genial influence<br>
+ of the cold fowl, the hard-boiled eggs, the sardines and the thin red<br>
+ wine beginning to work, we were able to enjoy the spectacle of the<br>
+ Patriarch leading the first party down the perilous incline. We had<br>
+ ropes, but didn't think it worth while to be tied. The party was divided<br>
+ into two sections, half a dozen holding on to a rope. It must have been<br>
+ a beautiful sight from many a near mountain height to watch the<br>
+ Patriarch's chimney-pot hat slowly move downwards on the zigzag path.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What's that Virgil says about ranging mountain tops?&quot;
+ said the Chancery<br>
+ Barrister:</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;Me Parnassi deserta per ardua dulcis<br>
+ Raptat amor: juvat ire jugis, qua nulla priorum<br>
+ Castaliam molli divertitur orbita clivo.&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">He had got in the centre of the second party, and with two
+ before him,<br>
+ three behind, and a firm grip on the rope, he thought it safe to quote<br>
+ poetry.</p>
+ <p class="main">We had eight days at Les Avants, of which this devoted to
+ the ascent of<br>
+ the Roches was the only one the sun did not shine upon. Whether on<br>
+ mountain or in valley, what time the sun was shining it was delightfully<br>
+ warm. The narcissi were not yet out, but the fields were thick with<br>
+ their buds. How the place would look when their glory had burst forth
+ on<br>
+ all the green Alps we could only imagine. But already everywhere bloomed<br>
+ the abundant marigolds, the hepaticae, the violets, the oxlips, the<br>
+ gentians, the primroses, and the forget-me-nots.</p>
+ <p class="main"><br>
+ <span class="boldleft"><a name="125"></a>CHAPTER XII.</span></p>
+ <p class="boldleft">THE BATTLE OF MERTHYR.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Well, sir, it is, as you say, a long time ago, but
+ it was one of those<br>
+ things, look you, that a man meets with only once in his lifetime; and<br>
+ that being so, I might call it all to mind if I began slowly, and went<br>
+ on so as to keep my pipe alight to the end.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The speaker was a little, white-haired miner, who had been
+ employed for<br>
+ fifty years by the Crawshays, of Cyfarthfa. We were sitting in the<br>
+ sanctum of his kitchen, the beautifully sanded floor of which smote me<br>
+ with remorse, for I had walked up from Merthyr, and was painfully<br>
+ conscious of two muddy footprints in the doorway.</p>
+ <p class="main">Mrs. Morgan Griffiths, engaged upon the task of repairing
+ Mr. Morgan<br>
+ Griffiths's hose, was seated in the middle of the room opposite the<br>
+ fireplace, having against the wall on either side of her a mahogany<br>
+ chest of drawers in resplendent state of polish. Mr. Morgan Griffiths<br>
+ sat beside the fireplace, with his pipe in one hand, the other resting<br>
+ affectionately upon another mahogany chest of drawers, also<br>
+ resplendently polished, standing in a recess at his left. The other side<br>
+ of the fireplace was occupied by the visitor, who, if he had turned his<br>
+ head a little to the right, might have seen his face reflected in the<br>
+ resplendent polish of a third mahogany chest of drawers, which somewhat<br>
+ inconveniently projected from the recess on the side of the fireplace.</p>
+ <p class="main">Apparently, every well-to-do Welsh collier marks his status
+ in society<br>
+ by the possession of a mahogany chest of drawers--if mounted in brass<br>
+ so much the better--which it is the pride and privilege of his wife to<br>
+ keep in a state of resplendent polish. Mr. Morgan Griffiths having had
+ a<br>
+ long run of prosperity, and being of a frugal mind, had launched out<br>
+ largely in the purchase of mahogany chests of drawers, and his kitchen<br>
+ may be said to bristle with them. Each had its history, and it was to<br>
+ the patient listening to the repetition thereof, and to the expenditure<br>
+ of much appreciative criticism upon the varied styles of architecture<br>
+ displayed in their construction, that I completely won Mr. Morgan<br>
+ Griffiths's confidence, and overcame the cautious fencing with which<br>
+ he met my first inquiries touching his recollection of the memorable<br>
+ Merthyr Riots of 1831.</p>
+ <p class="main">Perfect confidence reigned between us now, and I discovered
+ that,<br>
+ though it is exceedingly hard to get a Welsh miner to talk freely to<br>
+ &quot;a Saxon,&quot; when he opens his heart, and can look back for a
+ period of<br>
+ fifty years, he is a very interesting companion.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes, it's a long time ago,&quot; Mr. Morgan Griffiths
+ repeated, in short,<br>
+ clipping intonation of the English language I will not attempt to<br>
+ reproduce, &quot;but I've often talked it over with Mrs. Morgan Griffiths,<br>
+ and I can see it all now. Times was sore bad, and there was a deal<br>
+ of poverty about. Bread was dear, and iron was cheap--at least so Mr.<br>
+ Crawshay said when we went up to ask him if he couldn't give us<br>
+ miners a trifle over the twelve or thirteen shillings a week we was<br>
+ earning. Everybody I knowed was in debt, and had been in debt for<br>
+ some time, and was getting further in every week. The shopkeepers<br>
+ up at Merthyr were getting uneasy about their money, and besides<br>
+ saying plump out to some of us that we couldn't have any more bread,<br>
+ or that, without money down on the nail, they served out all round<br>
+ summonses to what was called the Court of Requests. That was all<br>
+ very well, but as we couldn't get enough to eat from day to day<br>
+ upon our wages, it was pretty certain we couldn't go and pay up<br>
+ arrears. But the summonses came all the same, and it was a black<br>
+ look-out, I can tell you.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;One day, in the middle of the summer of this year
+ 1831, there was<br>
+ a great meeting out on Waun-hill of all the miners of the country.<br>
+ I can't rightly tell you the day of the month, but it was about<br>
+ three reeks after we rescued Thomas Llewellin, who had been sent<br>
+ to gaol on account of the row at Mr. Stephens's. We talked over<br>
+ our grievances together, and we made up our minds that we couldn't<br>
+ stand them any longer, though we meant no more mischief than our<br>
+ little Morgan who wasn't born then, me and Mrs. Morgan Griffiths<br>
+ not being married at the time, nor indeed set eyes on each other.<br>
+ After the row opposite the Bush Inn, I went back to my work till<br>
+ such time as the petition we had agreed to send to the King was<br>
+ written out by Owen Evans, and had come round to be signed by us<br>
+ all. But there was others not so peaceably minded, and a lot of<br>
+ them, meeting outside Merthyr, marched over the hill to Aberdare,<br>
+ where they went to Mr. Fothergill's and treated him pretty<br>
+ roughly. They ate up all the victuals in the house, and finished<br>
+ up all the beer, and then took a turn round the town collecting<br>
+ all the bread and cheese they could lay their hands on.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;A lad sent by Mr. Fothergill came running over the
+ mountain with<br>
+ a letter to the magistrates, telling them what was happening in<br>
+ Aberdare, and pressing them to send off for the soldiers. It was<br>
+ said the magistrates did this pretty quick, but we had no railways<br>
+ or telegraphs then, and, ride as quick as you might, the soldiers<br>
+ could not get here before morning. The men from Aberdare were back<br>
+ here the same night, and marched straight for the Court of Requests,<br>
+ where they made poor Coffin, the clerk, give up every scrap of book<br>
+ or paper he had about the Court's business, and they made a bonfire<br>
+ of them in the middle of the street. Then they came over here, and<br>
+ swore we should all turn out and join them.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I remember it well. I was just coming up from the
+ pit to go to my<br>
+ tea, when they came bursting over the tips, shouting and waving<br>
+ their sticks, and wearing in their hats little bits of burnt paper<br>
+ from the bonfire opposite Coffin's house. They were most of them<br>
+ drunk, but they were very friendly with us, and only wanted us to<br>
+ leave off work and go along with them. I was a young fellow then,<br>
+ up to any lark, and didn't make much fuss about it. So off we<br>
+ went to Dowlais, freed the men there, and we all had a good drink<br>
+ together.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Next day the soldiers came in earnest: Scotchmen with
+ petticoats<br>
+ on, and nasty-looking guns on their shoulders. I stood in a passage<br>
+ whilst they marched down High Street from Cyfarthfa way, and didn't<br>
+ like the look of things at all. But close upon their heels came all<br>
+ our fellows, with bludgeons in their hands, and one of them, a man<br>
+ from Dowlais, had tied a red pocket-handkerchief on a stick and waved<br>
+ it over his head like a flag. The soldiers tramped steadily along till<br>
+ they got just above the Castle Inn, and there they halted, our men<br>
+ pressing on till they filled the open place below the Castle, as well<br>
+ as crowding the street behind the soldiers, who looked to me, as I<br>
+ hung on by the hands and legs to a lamp-post, just like a patch of red<br>
+ in the centre of a great mass of black. The soldiers had some bread<br>
+ and cheese and beer served out to them, but they were a long time<br>
+ getting it; for as soon as any one came out of the Castle with a loaf<br>
+ of bread and a piece of cheese some of our men snatched it out of<br>
+ their hands and eat it, jeering at the soldiers and offering them bits.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;The soldiers never said a word or budged an inch till
+ the Sheriff<br>
+ looked out of the window and asked the little fellow who was their<br>
+ commander-in-chief to draw them up on the pavement close before the<br>
+ hotel. The little fellow said something to them; and they turned round<br>
+ their guns so as the butt ends were presented, and marched straight<br>
+ forward, as if our fellows were not on the pavement as thick as ants.<br>
+ There was a little stoppage owing to the men not being able to clear<br>
+ off because of the crowd on the right and left. But the thick ends of<br>
+ the guns went steadily on with the bare-legged silent soldiers after<br>
+ them, and in a few strides the pavement was clear, and the soldiers<br>
+ were eating their bread and cheese with their faces to the crowd, and<br>
+ a tight right-handed grip on their muskets.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;The Sheriff got on a chair in the doorway of the Castle,
+ with the<br>
+ soldiers well placed between him and us, and made a rigmaroling<br>
+ speech about law and order, and the King; but he said nothing about<br>
+ giving us more wages. Our master, Mr. Crawshay, was in the hotel too,<br>
+ and so was Mr. Guest, of Dowlais. Evan Jones, a man who had come over<br>
+ from Aberdare, got up on the shoulders of his mates and made a<br>
+ rattling speech all about our poor wages.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;'Law and order's all very well,&quot; he said, &quot;but
+ can you live on twelve<br>
+ shillings a week, Mr. Sheriff, and bring up a lot of little sheriffs?'</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Then we all shouted, and old Crawshay coming up to
+ the doorway, I got<br>
+ down from the lamp-post, not wishing to let him see me there, though I<br>
+ was only standing on my rights. But Mr. William had a voice which,<br>
+ something like an old file at work, could go through any crowd, and I<br>
+ heard him in his quiet, stern way, just as if he was talking to his men<br>
+ on a pay-day, say it was no use them crowding there with sticks and<br>
+ stones to talk to him about wages.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;'Go home, all of you' he said; 'go to bed; and when
+ you are sober and<br>
+ in your senses, send us a deputation from each mine, and we'll see what<br>
+ can be done. But you won't be sensible for a fortnight after this mad<br>
+ acting; so let us say on this day fortnight you come with your<br>
+ deputation. Now go home, and don't make fools of yourselves any more.'</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;We always listened to what Mr. Crawshay said, though
+ he might be a<br>
+ little hard sometimes, and this made us waver. But just then<br>
+ Lewis-yr-Helwyr, shouting out in Welsh, 'We ask for more wages and they<br>
+ give us soldiers,' leaped at the throat of the Scotchman nearest to him,<br>
+ and snatching the musket out of his hand, stuck the bayonet into him.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;In the twinkling of an eye the great black mass jumped
+ upon the little<br>
+ red patch I told you of, and a fearful struggle began. The attack was
+ so<br>
+ sudden, and the soldiers were at the moment so earnest with their bread<br>
+ and cheese, that nearly all the front rank men lost their muskets and<br>
+ pressed backward on their comrades behind. These levelled their pieces<br>
+ over the front rank's shoulders and fired straight into the thick of us.<br>
+ The little officer had hardly given the word to fire when he was knocked<br>
+ down by a blow on the head, and a bayonet stuck into him, Our men<br>
+ pressed stoutly forward and, tumbling over the dead, fell upon the<br>
+ soldiers, who could move neither arm nor leg. The rear rank were, as<br>
+ fast as they could bustle, filing into the hotel, but not before they<br>
+ had managed to pass over their heads the little officer, who looked very<br>
+ sick, with the blood streaming down his face.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;At last the soldiers all got inside the doorway of
+ the hotel, where<br>
+ they stood fast like a wedge, two kneeling down shoulder to shoulder<br>
+ with their bayonets fixed, three others firing over their heads, and<br>
+ others behind handing up loaded guns as fast as they fired. There was
+ a<br>
+ lane speedily made amongst us in front of the doorway; but we had won<br>
+ the fight for all that, and cheered like mad when the soldiers turned<br>
+ tail.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;In a few minutes we shouted on the other side of our
+ mouths. Without<br>
+ any notice the windows of every room in the hotel suddenly flew up, and<br>
+ out came from each the muzzles of a pair of muskets which flashed death<br>
+ down upon us at the rate of two men a minute; for as soon as the first<br>
+ couple of soldiers fired they retired and reloaded whilst two others<br>
+ took their places and blazed away. A rush was made to the back of the<br>
+ hotel, and we had got into the passage, when the bearded faces of the<br>
+ Scotchmen showed through the smoke with which the house was filled, and<br>
+ the leaders of our lot were shoved back at the point of the bayonet. At<br>
+ the same time the windows at the back of the house flew up as they had<br>
+ done in the front, and the muzzles of the muskets peeped out as they<br>
+ had done before.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;This was getting rather hot for me. Men dead or dying
+ were lying about<br>
+ everywhere around the Castle Inn. If I had been asked that night how<br>
+ many were killed, I think I should have said two hundred; but when the<br>
+ accounts came to be made up, it was found that not more than sixty or<br>
+ seventy were shot dead, though many more were wounded. I was neither<br>
+ hurt nor dead as yet, and I thought I had better go home if I wanted to<br>
+ keep so. I was below the Castle Inn at the time, and not caring to pass<br>
+ the windows with those deadly barrels peeping out I turned down High<br>
+ Street, and walked through the town. It was raining in torrents, and I<br>
+ never saw Merthyr look so wretched. Every shop was closed, and<br>
+ barricades placed across some of the windows of the private houses; and<br>
+ as I walked along, trying to look as if I hadn't been up at the Castle,<br>
+ I saw white faces peeping over window blinds.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Merthyr was trembling in its shoes that day, I can
+ tell you; and it<br>
+ came out afterwards that every tradesman in the place had got together<br>
+ all the bread, cheese, meat, pies, and beer he could put his hands on,<br>
+ ready to throw out to the mob if they came knocking at his door.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;It was late at night when I got home, having gone
+ a long way round, and<br>
+ I saw nothing more of our fellows; but I heard that the wounded soldiers<br>
+ had been taken up to Penydarren House, which was fortified by their<br>
+ comrades, and held all night against our men. Somehow the word got<br>
+ passed round that we were to meet the next morning in a quiet place on<br>
+ the Brecon road, and when I got there I found our gallant fellows in<br>
+ great force. I, having neither sword nor gun, was told off with a lot
+ of<br>
+ others to get up on the heights that bank the turnpike road near<br>
+ Coedycymmer, and roll down big stones, so that the fresh troops expected<br>
+ up from Brecon could not pass. This we did with a will; and when, in the<br>
+ afternoon, a lot of cavalry came up, we made it so hot for them, what<br>
+ with the stones rolled down from above and the musketry that came<br>
+ rattling up from our men who had guns, that they cleared off pretty<br>
+ smartly.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;This cheered us greatly, and another lot of ours,
+ who had been posted<br>
+ on the Swansea road to intercept troops coming up in that direction,<br>
+ soon after joined us, with news of a great victory, by which they had<br>
+ routed the soldiers and taken their swords and muskets. We thought<br>
+ Merthyr was ours, though I'm not sure that we quite knew what we were<br>
+ going to do with it. When somebody shouted, 'Let's go to Merthyr!' we<br>
+ all shouted with him, and ran along the road, intending to take<br>
+ Penydarren House by storm. On the way we met Evan Price and some others,<br>
+ who had been to see Mr. Guest, and had been promised fine things for the<br>
+ men if they would give up their arms and go peaceably to work. Some<br>
+ jumped at this offer and sneaked off; but I had got a sabre now, and was<br>
+ in for death or glory. There was a good many in the same boat, and on
+ we<br>
+ went towards Penydarren House, enough of us to eat it up, if the walls<br>
+ had been built of boiled potatoes instead of bricks.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;When we got in sight of the house, we found they were
+ ready for us, and<br>
+ had got a lot of those soldiers drawn up in battle array. There was a<br>
+ deal of disputing amongst our leaders how the attack was to commence,<br>
+ and whilst they were chattering the men were dropping off in twos and<br>
+ threes, and in about an hour we were all gone, so nothing more was<br>
+ done that night.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;We lay quietly in our own homes on Sunday, and on
+ Monday had a great<br>
+ meeting on Waun-hill again, colliers coming up by thousands to join up<br>
+ from all parts around. Early in the forenoon we began to move down<br>
+ towards Merthyr, everybody in high spirits, shouting, waving caps, and<br>
+ brandishing swords. I saw one man get an awful backhanded cut on the<br>
+ cheek from an Aberdare collier, who was waving his sword about like a<br>
+ madman. Nobody knew exactly where we were going, or what we were going<br>
+ to do; but when we got as far as Dowlais we were saved the trouble of<br>
+ deciding, for there was Mr. Guest, with a great army of soldiers drawn<br>
+ up across the road. Mr. Guest was as cool as myself, and rode forward<br>
+ to meet us as if we were the best friends in the world. He made a good<br>
+ speech, begging us to think of our wives and families, and go quietly<br>
+ home whilst we had the chance. Nothing came of that, however, and he<br>
+ pulled out a paper, and read an Act of Parliament, after which he<br>
+ turned to the commander-in chief of the soldiers, and said he had done<br>
+ all a magistrate could do, and the soldiers must do the rest.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;'Get ready,' shouts out the commander-in-chief; and
+ the soldiers<br>
+ brought their muskets down with a flash like lightning, and a clash that<br>
+ made me feel uncomfortable, remembering what I had seen on the Friday.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;'Present!'</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;There was ten murderous barrels looking straight at
+ us. Another word,<br>
+ and we should have their contents amongst our clothes. It was an awful<br>
+ moment. I saw one black-bearded fellow had covered me as if I were a<br>
+ round target, and I said to myself as well as I could speak for my lips<br>
+ were like parched peas, 'Morgan Griffiths, twelve shillings a week and<br>
+ an allowance of coal is better than this'; and I'm not ashamed to own<br>
+ that I turned round and made my way through the crush of our men, which<br>
+ was getting less inconveniently pressing at the end nearest to the<br>
+ levelled barrels.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;There was, to tell the truth, a good deal of movement
+ towards the rear<br>
+ amongst our men, and when Mr. Guest saw this he rode up again, and,<br>
+ standing right between the guns and the front rank of our men, said<br>
+ something which I could not rightly hear, and then our men began running<br>
+ off faster than ever, so that in about half an hour the soldiers had the<br>
+ road to themselves.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;That was not the last of the riots, but it is all
+ I can tell you about<br>
+ them, for I had had quite enough of the business. There is something<br>
+ about the look of a row of muskets pointed at you, with ball inside the<br>
+ barrels and a steady finger on the triggers, which you don't care to see<br>
+ too often.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Anyhow, I went home, and there heard tell of more
+ fighting all that<br>
+ week on the Brecon road, of Merthyr in a state of panic, and at last of<br>
+ Dick Penderyn and Lewis the Huntsman being taken, and the whole of our<br>
+ men scattered about the country, and hunted as if they were rats.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;It was a bad business, sir--a very bad business, and
+ I know no more<br>
+ than them as was shot down in the front of the Castle Hotel how it came<br>
+ about or what we meant to do. We were like a barrel of gunpowder that<br>
+ had been broken up and scattered about the road. A spark came, and<br>
+ poof!--we went off with a bang, and couldn't stop ourselves. Yes, this<br>
+ is a bad business, too, this strike of to-day, and there's a good many<br>
+ thousand men going about idle and hungry who were busy and full a month<br>
+ ago. I don't feel the bitterness of it myself so much, because I have
+ a<br>
+ little store in the house. I had been saving it to buy another chest of<br>
+ drawers to stand there, opposite the door, but it's going out now in<br>
+ bread and meat, and I don't know whether I shall live to save up enough<br>
+ after the trouble's over, for I'm getting old now, look you.&quot;</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="137"></a>CHAPTER XIII.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">MOSQUITOES AND MONACO.</p>
+ <p class="main">Up to the end of October, in ordinary seasons, the mosquitoes
+ hold<br>
+ their own against all comers along the full length of the Riviera. For<br>
+ some unexplained reasons they clear out earlier from Genoa, though the<br>
+ atmosphere may be as unbearably close as at other points of the coast<br>
+ which mosquitoes have in most melancholy manner marked as their own.<br>
+ Perhaps it is the noise of the city that scares them. The people live<br>
+ in the street as much as possible, and therein conduct their converse<br>
+ in highly-pitched notes. I have a strong suspicion that, like the<br>
+ habitation jointly rented by Messrs. Box and Cox, Genoa is tenanted by<br>
+ two distinct populations. One fills the place by day and throughout the<br>
+ evening up to about ten o'clock; after this hour it disappears, and<br>
+ there is a brief interval of rare repose. About 2 a.m. the Cox of this<br>
+ joint tenancy appears on the scene, and by four there is a full tide<br>
+ of bustle that murders sleep as effectually as was ever done by Macbeth.<br>
+ I do not wonder that the mosquitoes (who, I have the best reason to<br>
+ know, are insects of the finest discrimination and the most exacting<br>
+ good taste) quit Genoa at the earliest possible moment.</p>
+ <p class="main">The most delightful spot in or near the city is, to my mind,
+ Campo<br>
+ Santo, the place where rich Genoese go when they die. The burial-ground<br>
+ is a large plot of ill-kept land, where weeds grow, and mean little<br>
+ crosses rear their heads. Round this run colonnades adorned with<br>
+ statuary, generally life-size, and frequently of striking merit.<br>
+ Originally, it is presumable that the sculptor's art was invoked in<br>
+ order to perpetuate the memory of the dead. There are in some of the<br>
+ recesses, either in the form of medallions or busts, life-like<br>
+ representations of those who have gone before. But the fashion of the<br>
+ day is improving upon this. In the newest sculptures there is<br>
+ exceedingly little of the dead, and as much as possible of the living.</p>
+ <p class="main">About half-way down the colonnade, entering from the right,
+ there is a<br>
+ memorable group. A woman of middle age, portly presence and expansive<br>
+ dress, is discovered in the centre on her knees, with hands clasped.<br>
+ The figure is life-size and every detail of adornment, from the heavy<br>
+ bracelet on her wrist to the fine lace of her collar, is wrought from<br>
+ the imperishable marble. On her face is an expression of profound grief,<br>
+ tempered by the consciousness that her large earrings have been done<br>
+ justice to. Standing at a respectful distance behind her is a youth with<br>
+ bared head drooped, and a tear delicately chiselled in the eye nearest<br>
+ to the spectator. He carries his hat in his hand, displays much<br>
+ shirt-cuff; and the bell-shaped cut of the trouser lying over his dainty<br>
+ boot makes his foot look preciously small.</p>
+ <p class="main">These figures, both life-size, stand in an arched recess,
+ and show to<br>
+ the best advantage. Just above the arch the more observant visitor will<br>
+ catch sight of a small medallion, modestly displaying, about half<br>
+ life-size, the face of an ordinary-looking man, who may have been a<br>
+ prosperous linendraper or a cheesefactor with whom the markets had gone<br>
+ well. This is presumably the deceased, and it is difficult to imagine<br>
+ anything more soothing to the feelings of his widow and son than to come<br>
+ here in the quiet evenings or peaceful mornings and contemplate their<br>
+ own life-sized figures so becomingly bereaved.</p>
+ <p class="main">Mosquitoes do not meddle with woe so sacred as this; but
+ at San Remo,<br>
+ for example, which has no Campo Santo, they are having what is known in<br>
+ the American language as a high old time. Along the Riviera the shutters<br>
+ of the hotels are taken down in the first week of October. Then arrives<br>
+ the proprietor with the advance guard of servants, and the third cook;<br>
+ the <span class="italic">chef </span>and his first lieutenant will not
+ come till a month later. In<br>
+ the meantime the third cook can prepare the meals for the establishment<br>
+ and for any chance visitor whom evil fate may have led untimeously into<br>
+ these parts. Then begins the scrubbing down and the dusting, the<br>
+ bringing out of stored carpets, and the muffling of echoing corridors<br>
+ in brown matting. The season does not commence till November,<br>
+ coincidental with the departure of the mosquitoes. But there is enough<br>
+ to occupy the interval, and there are not wanting casual travellers<br>
+ whose bills suffice to cover current expenses. On these wayfarers the<br>
+ faithful mosquito preys with the desperate determination born of the<br>
+ conviction that time is getting a little short with him, and that his<br>
+ pleasant evenings are numbered.</p>
+ <p class="main">There are several ways of dealing with the mosquito, all
+ more or less<br>
+ unsatisfactory. The commonest is to make careful examination before<br>
+ blowing out the candle, with intent to see that none of the enemy<br>
+ lingers within the curtains of the bed. This is good, as far as it<br>
+ goes. But, having spent half an hour with candle in hand inside the<br>
+ curtains, to the imminent danger of setting the premises on fire, and<br>
+ having convinced yourself that there is not a mosquito in the inclosure,<br>
+ and so blown out the candle and prepared to sleep, it requires a mind<br>
+ of singular equanimity forthwith to hear without emotion the too<br>
+ familiar whiz. At Bordighera the mosquitoes, disdaining strategic<br>
+ movements, openly flutter round the lamps on the dinner-table, and<br>
+ ladies sit at meat with blue gauze veils obscuring their charms. Half<br>
+ measures were evidently of no use in these circumstances, and I tried<br>
+ a whole one. Having shut the windows of the bedroom, I smoked several<br>
+ cigars, tobacco fumes being understood to have a dreamy influence on<br>
+ the mosquito. At Bordighera they had none. I next made a fire of a box<br>
+ of matches, and burnt on the embers a quantity of insect powder. This<br>
+ filled the chamber with an intolerable stench, which, whatever may be<br>
+ the case elsewhere, is much enjoyed by the Bordighera mosquito. These<br>
+ operations serve a useful purpose in occupying the mind and helping<br>
+ the night to pass away. But as direct deterrents they cannot<br>
+ conscientiously be recommended.</p>
+ <p class="main">There is one place along the Riviera where the mosquito
+ is defied.<br>
+ Monaco has special attractions of its own which triumphantly<br>
+ withstand all countervailing influences. Other places along the<br>
+ coast are deserted from the end of June to the beginning of November.<br>
+ But Monaco, or rather the suburb of it situated on Monte Carlo,<br>
+ remains in full receipt of custom. In late October the place is<br>
+ enchanting. The wind, blowing across the sea from Africa, making the<br>
+ atmosphere heavy and sultry, has changed, coming now from the east<br>
+ and anon from the west. The heavy clouds that cast shadows of purple<br>
+ and reddish-brown on the sea have descended in a thunderstorm, lasting<br>
+ continuously for eight hours. Sky and sea vie in the production of<br>
+ larger expanse of undimmed blue. The well-ordered garden by the Casino<br>
+ is sweet with the breath of roses and heliotrope. The lawns have the<br>
+ fresh green look that we islanders associate with earliest summer. The<br>
+ palm-trees are at their best, and along the road leading down to the<br>
+ bathing place one walks under the shadow of oleanders in full and<br>
+ fragrant blossom. The warmth of the summer day is tempered by a<br>
+ delicious breeze, which falls at night, lest peradventure visitors<br>
+ should be incommoded by undue measure of cold.</p>
+ <p class="main">If there is an easily accessible Paradise on earth, it seems
+ to be<br>
+ fixed at Monaco. Yet all these things are as nothing in the eyes of<br>
+ the people who have created and now maintain the place. It seems at<br>
+ first sight a marvel that the Administration should go to the expense<br>
+ of providing the costly appointments which crown its natural advantages.<br>
+ But the Administration know very well what they are about. When man or<br>
+ woman has been drawn into the feverish vortex that sweeps around the<br>
+ gaming tables, the fair scene outside the walls is not of the slightest<br>
+ consequence. It would be all the same to them if the gaming tables,<br>
+ instead of being set in a handsome apartment in a palace surrounded by<br>
+ one of the most beautiful scenes in Europe, were made of deal and<br>
+ spread in a hovel. But gamesters are, literally, soon played out at<br>
+ Monaco, and it is necessary to attract fresh moths to the gaudily<br>
+ glittering candle. Moreover, the tenure of the place is held by slender<br>
+ threads. What is thought of Monaco and its doings by those who have the<br>
+ fullest opportunity of studying them is shown by the fact that the<br>
+ Administration are pledged to refuse admission to the tables to any<br>
+ subject of the Prince of Monaco, or to any French subject of Nice or<br>
+ the department of the Maritime Alps. The proclamation of this fact<br>
+ cynically stares in the face all who enter the Casino. The local<br>
+ authorities will not have any of their own neighbours ruined. Let<br>
+ foreigners, or even Frenchmen of other departments, care for themselves.</p>
+ <p class="main">In face of this sentiment the Administration find it politic
+ to<br>
+ propitiate the local authorities and the people, who, if they were<br>
+ aroused to a feeling of honest indignation at what daily passes beneath<br>
+ their notice, might sweep the pestilence out of their midst.<br>
+ Accordingly, whilst keeping the gaming rooms closed against natives<br>
+ resident in the department, the Administration throw open all the other<br>
+ pleasures of Monte Carlo, inviting the people of Monaco to stroll in<br>
+ their beautiful gardens, to listen to the concerts played twice a day
+ by<br>
+ a superb band, and to make unfettered use of what is perhaps the best<br>
+ reading-room on the Continent. Monaco gets a good deal of pleasure out<br>
+ of Monte Carlo, which moreover brings much good money into the place.<br>
+ The Casino will surely at no distant day share the fate of the German<br>
+ gambling places. But, as surely, the initiative of this most desirable<br>
+ consummation will not come from Monaco.</p>
+ <p class="main">In the meanwhile, Monte Carlo, like the mosquitoes, is having
+ a high<br>
+ good time. Night and day the tables are crowded, beginning briskly at<br>
+ eleven in the morning and closing wearily on the stroke of midnight.<br>
+ There are a good many English about, but they do not contribute largely<br>
+ to the funds of the amiable and enterprising Administration. English<br>
+ girls, favoured by an indulgent father or a good-natured brother, put<br>
+ down their five-franc pieces, and, having lost them, go away smiling.<br>
+ Sometimes the father or the brother may be discovered seated at the<br>
+ tables later in the day, looking a little flushed, and poorer by some<br>
+ sovereigns. But Great Britain and Ireland chiefly contribute spectators<br>
+ to the melancholy and monotonous scene.</p>
+ <p class="main">As usual, women are among the most reckless players. Looking
+ in at two<br>
+ o'clock one afternoon I saw at one of the tables a well-dressed lady of<br>
+ about thirty, with a purseful of gold before her and a bundle of notes<br>
+ under her elbow. She was playing furiously, disdaining the mild<br>
+ excitement of the five-franc piece, always staking gold. She was losing,<br>
+ and boldly played on with an apparent composure belied by her flushed<br>
+ cheeks and flashing eyes. I saw her again at ten o'clock in the evening.<br>
+ She was playing at another table, having probably tried to retrieve her<br>
+ luck at each in succession. The bank notes were gone, and she had put<br>
+ away her purse, for it was easy to hold in her prettily-gloved hand her<br>
+ remaining store of gold. It was only eight hours since I had last seen<br>
+ her, but in the meantime she had aged by at least ten years. She sat<br>
+ looking fixedly on the table, from time to time moistening her dry lips<br>
+ with scarcely less dry tongue. Her face wore a look of infinite sadness,<br>
+ which might have been best relieved by a burst of tears. But her eyes<br>
+ were as dry as her lips, and she stared stonily, staking her napoleons<br>
+ till the last was gone. This accomplished, she rose with evident intent<br>
+ to leave the room, but catching sight of a friend at another table she<br>
+ borrowed a handful of napoleons, and finding another table played on<br>
+ as recklessly as before. In ten minutes she had lost all but a single<br>
+ gold piece. Leaving the table again, she held this up between her finger<br>
+ and thumb, and showed it to her friend with a hysterical little laugh.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was her last coin, and she evidently devised it for some
+ such<br>
+ matter-of-fact purpose as paying her hotel bill. If she had turned her<br>
+ back on the table and walked straight out, she might have kept her<br>
+ purpose; but the ball was still rolling, and there remained a chance.<br>
+ She threw down the napoleon, and the croupier raked it in amid a heap
+ of<br>
+ coin that might be better or even worse spared.</p>
+ <p class="main">This is one of the little dramas that take place every hour
+ in this<br>
+ gilded hall, and I describe it in detail only because I chanced to be<br>
+ present at the first scene and the last. Sometimes the dramas become<br>
+ tragedies, and the Administration, who do all things handsomely, pay<br>
+ the funeral expenses, and beg as a slight acknowledgment of their<br>
+ considerate generosity that as little noise as possible may follow<br>
+ the echo of the pistol-shot.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="145"></a>CHAPTER XIV.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">A WRECK IN THE NORTH SEA.</p>
+ <p class="main">One December afternoon in the year 1875, just as night was
+ closing in,<br>
+ the steam-tug <span class="italic">Liverpool</span>, which had left Harwich
+ at six o'clock in the<br>
+ morning, was seen steaming into the harbour with flag half-mast high.<br>
+ It was quite dark when she reached the quay, but there was light<br>
+ enough for the crowd collected to see rows of figures laid in the<br>
+ stern of the little steamer, the faces covered with blankets. These<br>
+ figures, as it presently was made known, were twelve dead bodies, the<br>
+ flotsam of the wreck of the <span class="italic">Deutschland</span>. When
+ the tug arrived at the<br>
+ wreck she found her much as she had been left when the survivors had<br>
+ been brought off the previous day. The two masts and the funnel were<br>
+ all standing, the sails bellied out with the wind that blustered across<br>
+ the sandbank. The wind was so high and the sea so rough that Captain<br>
+ Corrington could not bring his tug alongside; but a boat was launched,<br>
+ under the charge of the chief mate and Captain Brickerstein, of the<br>
+ <span class="italic">Deutschland</span>. The chief officer and the engineer,
+ with some sailors<br>
+ from the tug, rowed out and made fast to the wreck. It was low water,<br>
+ and the deck was dry. There were no bodies lying about the deck or near<br>
+ the ship; but on going below, in the saloon cabin there were found<br>
+ floating about eight women, a man, and two children. These were taken<br>
+ on board the boat, and further search in the fore-cabin led to the<br>
+ discovery of the dead body of a man, making twelve in all. One of the<br>
+ bodies was that of a lady who, when the wreck was first boarded, had<br>
+ been seen lying in her berth. She had since been washed out, and had<br>
+ she floated out by the companion-way or through the skylight might<br>
+ have drifted out to sea with others. Like all the bodies found, she<br>
+ was fully dressed. Indeed, as fuller information showed, there was an<br>
+ interval between the striking of the ship and her becoming water-logged<br>
+ sufficiently long to enable all to prepare for what might follow.</p>
+ <p class="main">According to the captain's narrative, the ill-fated vessel
+ steamed out<br>
+ of Bremenhaven on Sunday morning with a strong east wind blowing and<br>
+ snow falling thickly. This continued throughout Sunday. All Sunday night<br>
+ the lead was thrown every half-hour, the last record showing seventeen<br>
+ fathoms of water. At four o'clock on Monday morning a light was seen,<br>
+ which the captain believed to be that of the <span class="italic">North
+ Hinderfire</span> ship, a<br>
+ supposition which tallied with the reckoning. The vessel was forging<br>
+ slowly ahead, when, at half-past five, a slight shock was felt. This<br>
+ was immediately succeeded by others, and the captain knew he had run<br>
+ on a bank. The order was passed to back the engines. This was<br>
+ immediately done, but before any way could be made the screw broke<br>
+ and the ship lay at the mercy of wind and waves. She was bumping<br>
+ heavily, and it was thought if sail were set she might be carried<br>
+ over the bank. This was tried, but without effect. The captain then<br>
+ ordered rockets to be sent up and a gun fired.</p>
+ <p class="main">In the meantime the boats were ordered to be swung out,
+ but the sea was<br>
+ running so high that it was felt it would be madness to launch them. Two<br>
+ boats were, however, lowered without orders, one being immediately<br>
+ swamped, and six people who had got into her swept into the sea.<br>
+ Life-preservers were served out to each passenger. The women were<br>
+ ordered to keep below in the saloon, and the men marshalled on deck to<br>
+ take turns at the pumps. At night, when the tide rose, the women were<br>
+ brought up out of the cabin; some placed in the wheel-house, some on the<br>
+ bridge, and some on the rigging, where they remained till they were<br>
+ taken off by the tug that first came to the rescue of the hopeless folk.<br>
+ The whole of the mail was saved, the purser bringing it into the cabin,<br>
+ whence it was fished out and taken on board the tug.</p>
+ <p class="main">The passengers were all in bed when the ship struck, and
+ were roused<br>
+ first by the bumping of the hull, and next by the cry that rang fore and<br>
+ aft for every man and woman to put on life-belts, of which there was a<br>
+ plentiful store in hand. The women jumped up and swarmed in the<br>
+ companion-way of the saloon, making for the deck, where they were met
+ by<br>
+ the stewardess, who stood in the way, and half forced, half persuaded<br>
+ them to go back, telling them there was no danger. After the screw had<br>
+ broken, the engines also failed, and the sails proved useless.</p>
+ <p class="main">The male passengers then cheerfully formed themselves into
+ gangs and<br>
+ worked at the pumps, but, as one said, they &quot;were pumping at the
+ North<br>
+ Sea,&quot; and as it was obviously impossible to make a clearance of that,<br>
+ the task was abandoned, and officers, crew, and passengers relapsed into<br>
+ a state of passive expectancy of succour from without. That this could<br>
+ not long be coming happily seemed certain. The rockets which had been<br>
+ sent up had been answered from the shore. The lightship which had helped<br>
+ to mislead the captain was plainly visible, and at least two ships<br>
+ sailed by so near that till they began hopelessly to fade away, one to<br>
+ the northward and the other to the southward, the passengers were sure<br>
+ those on board had seen the wreck, and were coming to their assistance.</p>
+ <p class="main">Perhaps it was this certainty of the nearness of succour
+ that kept off<br>
+ either the shrieking or the stupor of despair. However that be, it is<br>
+ one of the most notable features about this fearful scene that, with a<br>
+ few exceptions, after the first shock everybody was throughout the first<br>
+ day wonderfully cool, patient, and self-possessed. There was no regular<br>
+ meal on Monday, but there was plenty to eat and drink, and the<br>
+ opportunity seems to have been generally, though moderately, improved.<br>
+ The women kept below all day, and, while the fires were going, were<br>
+ served with hot soup, meat, bread, and wine, and seemed to have been<br>
+ inclined to make the best of a bad job.</p>
+ <p class="main">Towards night the horror of the situation increased in a
+ measure far<br>
+ beyond that marked by the darkness. All day long the sea had been<br>
+ washing over the ship, but by taking refuge in the berths and on the<br>
+ tables and benches in the saloon it had been possible to keep<br>
+ comparatively dry. As night fell the tide rose, and at midnight the<br>
+ water came rushing over the deck in huge volumes, filling the saloon,<br>
+ and making the cabins floating coffins. The women were ordered up and<br>
+ instructed to take to the rigging, but many of them, cowed by the<br>
+ wildness of the sea that now swept the deck fore and aft, and shuddering<br>
+ before the fury of the pitiless, sleet-laden gale, refused to leave the<br>
+ saloon.</p>
+ <p class="main">Then happened horrible scenes which the pen refuses to portray
+ in their<br>
+ fulness. One woman, driven mad with fear and despair, deliberately hung<br>
+ herself from the roof of the saloon. A man, taking out his penknife, dug<br>
+ it into his wrist and worked it about as long as he had strength, dying<br>
+ where he fell. Another, incoherently calling on the wife and child he<br>
+ had left in Germany, rushed about with a bottle in his hand frantically<br>
+ shouting for paper and pencil. Somebody gave him both, and, scribbling
+ a<br>
+ note, he corked it down in a bottle and threw it overboard, following
+ it<br>
+ himself a moment later as a great wave came and swept him out of sight.</p>
+ <p class="main">There were five nuns on board who, by their terror-stricken
+ conduct,<br>
+ seem to have added greatly to the weirdness of the scene. They were deaf<br>
+ to all entreaties to leave the saloon, and when, almost by main force,<br>
+ the stewardess (whose conduct throughout was plucky) managed to get them<br>
+ on to the companion-ladder, they sank down on the steps and stubbornly<br>
+ refused to go another step. They seemed to have returned to the saloon<br>
+ again shortly, for somewhere in the dead of the night, when the greater<br>
+ part of the crew and passengers were in the rigging, one was seen with<br>
+ her body half through the skylight, crying aloud in a voice heard above<br>
+ the storm, &quot;Oh, my God, make it quick! make it quick!&quot; At daylight,
+ when<br>
+ the tide had ebbed, leaving the deck clear, some one from the rigging<br>
+ went down, and, looking into the cabin, saw the nuns floating about face<br>
+ upwards, all dead.</p>
+ <p class="main">There seems to have been a wonderful amount of unselfishness
+ displayed,<br>
+ everybody cheering and trying to help every other body. One of the<br>
+ passengers--a cheery Teuton, named Adolph Herrmann--took a young<br>
+ American lady under his special charge. He helped her up the rigging<br>
+ and held her on there all through the night, and says she was as<br>
+ brave and as self-possessed as if they had been comfortably on shore.<br>
+ Some time during the night an unknown friend passed down to him a<br>
+ bottle of whisky. The cork was in the bottle, and as he was holding<br>
+ on to the rigging with one hand and had the other round the lady,<br>
+ there was some difficulty in getting at the contents of the bottle.<br>
+ This he finally solved by knocking the neck off, and then found<br>
+ himself in the dilemma of not being able to get the bottle to the<br>
+ lady's mouth.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;You are pouring it down my neck,&quot; was her quiet
+ response to his first<br>
+ essay. In the end he succeeded in aiming the whisky in the right<br>
+ direction, and after taking some himself, passed it on, feeling much<br>
+ refreshed.</p>
+ <p class="main">Just before a terrible accident occurred, which threatened
+ death to<br>
+ one or both. The purser, who had fixed himself in the rigging some<br>
+ yards above them, getting numbed, loosed his hold, and falling headlong<br>
+ struck against the lady and bounded off into the sea. But Herrmann kept<br>
+ his hold, and the shock was scarcely noticed. On such a night all the<br>
+ obligations were not, as Herrmann gratefully acknowledges, on the one<br>
+ side; for when one of his feet got numbed, his companion, following his<br>
+ direction, stamped on it till circulation was restored.</p>
+ <p class="main">From their perilous post, with waves occasionally dashing
+ up and<br>
+ blinding them with spray, they saw some terrible scenes below. A man<br>
+ tied to the mast nearer the deck had his head cut off by the waves,<br>
+ as Herrmann says, though probably a rope or a loose spar was the agent.<br>
+ Not far off, a little boy had his leg broken in the same manner. They<br>
+ could hear and see one of the nuns shrieking through the skylight, and<br>
+ when she was silenced the cry was taken up by a woman wailing from<br>
+ the wheelhouse,--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;My child is drowned, my little one, Adam!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">At daylight a sailor, running nimbly down the rigging, reached
+ the poop,<br>
+ and, bending over, attempted to seize some of the half-drowned people<br>
+ who were floating about. Once he caught a little child by the clothes;<br>
+ but before he could secure it a wave carried it out of his grasp, and<br>
+ its shrieks were hushed in the roar of the waters. At nine o'clock, on<br>
+ the second morning of the wreck the tide had so far ebbed that the deck<br>
+ was clear, and, coming down from the rigging, the battered and shivering<br>
+ survivors began to think of getting breakfast. A provident sailor had,<br>
+ whilst it was possible, taken up aloft a couple of loaves of black<br>
+ bread, a ham, and some cheese. These were now brought out and fairly<br>
+ distributed.</p>
+ <p class="main">An hour and a half later all peril was over, and the gallant
+ survivors<br>
+ were steaming for Harwich in the tug-boat <span class="italic">Liverpool</span>.</p>
+ <p class="main"><br>
+ <span class="boldleft"><a name="152"></a>CHAPTER XV.</span></p>
+ <p class="boldleft">A PEEP AT AN OLD HOUSE OF COMMONS FROM THE LADIES' GALLERY.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;No,&quot; Mrs. Chiltern-Hundreds said when I asked,
+ Was she in these days<br>
+ a constant visitor at the House of Commons? &quot;Chiltern, you know,
+ has<br>
+ accepted a place of profit under the Crown, and is no longer eligible<br>
+ to sit as a member. It is such trouble to get in, and when you are<br>
+ there the chances are that nothing is going on, so I have given it up.<br>
+ I remember very well the first time I was there. I wrote all about it<br>
+ to an old schoolfellow. If you are interested in the subject, I will<br>
+ show you a copy of what I then jotted down.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">I was much interested, and when I saw the letter was glad
+ I had<br>
+ expressed my interest. The copy placed at my disposal was undated,<br>
+ but internal evidence showed that Mrs. Chiltern-Hundreds had paid her<br>
+ visit in the session of 1874, when Mr. Disraeli had for the first time<br>
+ in his history been returned to power as well as to office, and Mr.<br>
+ Gladstone, crushed by an overwhelming defeat, had written his famous<br>
+ letter to &quot;My dear Granville,&quot; announcing his retirement from<br>
+ political life. Looking down through the grille, the visitor in the<br>
+ gallery saw many bearers of well-known names who have travelled far<br>
+ since that date, some beyond the grave. Here are Madame's notes<br>
+ written in her own angular handwriting:--</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Be in the great hall at four o'clock.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Those were Chiltern's words to me as he hurried off after
+ luncheon,<br>
+ and here we were in the great hall, but there was no Chiltern,<br>
+ which was vexatious. True, it was half-past four, and he is such a<br>
+ stickler for what he calls punctuality, and has no sympathy with<br>
+ those delays which are inseparable from going out in a new bonnet.<br>
+ One of the strings----but there, what does it matter? Here we were<br>
+ standing in the great hall, where we had been told to come, and no<br>
+ one to meet us. There was a crowd of persons standing before the<br>
+ entrance to a corridor to the left of the hall. Two policemen were<br>
+ continually begging them to stand back and not block up the entrance,<br>
+ so that the members who were passing in and out (I dare say on the<br>
+ look-out for their wives, so that they should not be kept here a<br>
+ moment) might not be inconvenienced. It is really wonderful how<br>
+ careful the police about Westminster are of the sacred persons of<br>
+ members. If I cross the road at the bottom of Parliament Street by<br>
+ myself I may be run over by a hansom cab or even an omnibus, without<br>
+ the slightest compunction on the part of the police on duty there.<br>
+ But if Chiltern happens to be with me the whole of the traffic going<br>
+ east and west is stopped, and a policeman with outstretched hands<br>
+ stands waiting till we have gained the other side of the road.</p>
+ <p class="main">We were gazing up with the crowd at somebody who was lighting
+ the<br>
+ big chandelier by swinging down from somewhere in the roof a sort<br>
+ of censer, when Chiltern came out of the corridor and positively<br>
+ began to scold us for being late. I thought that at the time very<br>
+ mean, as I was just going to scold him; but he knows the advantage<br>
+ of getting the first word. He says, Why were we half an hour late?<br>
+ and how could he meet us there at four if at that time we had not<br>
+ left home? But that's nonsense. Chiltern has naturally a great<br>
+ flow of words, which he has cultivated by close attendance upon<br>
+ his Parliamentary duties. But he is mistaken if he thinks I am a<br>
+ Resolution and am to be moved by being &quot;spoken to.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">We walked through a gallery into a hall something like that
+ in which<br>
+ Chiltern had kept us waiting, only much smaller. This was full of men<br>
+ chattering away in a manner of which an equal number of women would<br>
+ have been ashamed. There was one nice pleasant-looking gentleman<br>
+ carefully wrapped up in an overcoat with a fur collar and cuffs.<br>
+ That was Earl Granville, Chiltern said. I was glad to see his<br>
+ lordship looking so well and taking such care of himself. There<br>
+ was another peer there, a little man with a beaked nose, the only<br>
+ thing about him that reminded you of the Duke of Wellington. He had<br>
+ no overcoat, being evidently too young to need or care for such<br>
+ encumbrance. He wore a short surtout and a smart blue necktie, and<br>
+ frisked about the hall in quite a lively way. Chiltern said that he<br>
+ was Lord Hampton, with whom my great-grandfather went to Eton. He<br>
+ was at that time plain &quot;John Russell&quot; (not Lord John of course),<br>
+ and has for the last forty-five years been known as Sir John<br>
+ Pakington. But then Chiltern has a way of saying funny things, and<br>
+ I am not sure that he was in earnest in telling us that this active<br>
+ young man was really the veteran of Droitwich.</p>
+ <p class="main">From this hall, through a long carpeted passage, catching
+ glimpses<br>
+ on the way of snug writing rooms, cosy libraries, and other devices<br>
+ for lightening senatorial labours, we arrived at a door over which<br>
+ was painted the legend &quot;To the Ladies' Gallery.&quot; This opened
+ on to a<br>
+ flight of steps at the top of which was another long corridor, and<br>
+ we found ourselves at last at the door of the Ladies' Gallery, where<br>
+ we were received by a smiling and obliging attendant.</p>
+ <p class="main">I expected to find a fine open gallery something like the
+ orchestra<br>
+ at the Albert Hall, or at least like the dress circle at Drury Lane.<br>
+ Picture my disappointment when out of the bright light of the<br>
+ corridor we stepped into a sort of cage, with no light save what<br>
+ came through the trellis-work in front. I thought this was one of<br>
+ Chiltern's stupid practical jokes, and being a little cross through<br>
+ his having kept us waiting for such an unconscionable long time, was<br>
+ saying something to him when the smiling and obliging attendant said,<br>
+ &quot;Hush-sh-sh!&quot; and pointed to a placard on which was printed,
+ like a<br>
+ spelling lesson, the impertinent injunction &quot;Silence is requested.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">There was no doubt about it. This was the Ladies' Gallery
+ of the British<br>
+ House of Commons, and a pretty place it is to which to invite ladies.
+ I<br>
+ never was good at geometry and that sort of thing, and cannot say how<br>
+ many feet or how many furlongs the gallery is in length, but I counted<br>
+ fourteen chairs placed pretty close together, and covered with a hideous<br>
+ green damask. There are three rows of chairs, the two back rows being<br>
+ raised above the first the height of one step. As far as seeing into the<br>
+ House is concerned, one might as well sit down on the flight of steps
+ in<br>
+ Westminster Hall as sit on a chair in the back row in the Ladies'<br>
+ Gallery. On the second row it is tolerable enough, or at least you get
+ a<br>
+ good view of the little old gentleman with the sword by his side sitting<br>
+ in a chair at the far end of the House. I thought at first this was the<br>
+ Speaker, and wondered why gentlemen on the cross benches should turn<br>
+ their backs to him. But Chiltern said it was Lord Charles Russell,<br>
+ Sergeant-at-Arms, a much more important personage than the Speaker, who<br>
+ takes the Mace home with him every night, and is responsible for its due<br>
+ appearance on the table when the Speaker takes the chair.</p>
+ <p class="main">In the front row you can see well enough--what there is
+ to be seen, for<br>
+ I confess that my notion of the majesty of the House of Commons is<br>
+ mightily modified since I beheld it with my own eyes. In the first place<br>
+ you are quite shut out of sight in the Ladies' Gallery, and I might have<br>
+ saved myself all the trouble of dressing, which made me a little late<br>
+ and gave Chiltern an opportunity of saying disagreeable things which he<br>
+ subsequently spread over a fortnight. I might have been wearing a<br>
+ coal-scuttle bonnet or a mushroom hat for all it mattered in a prison<br>
+ like this. There was sufficient light for me to see with satisfaction<br>
+ that other people had given themselves at least an equal amount of<br>
+ trouble. Two had arrived in charming evening dress, with the loveliest<br>
+ flowers in their hair. I dare say they were going out to dinner, and at<br>
+ least I hope so, for it is a disgraceful thing that women should be<br>
+ entrapped into spending their precious time dressing for a few hours'<br>
+ stay in a swept and garnished coal-hole like this.</p>
+ <p class="main">The smiling and obliging attendant offered me the consolation
+ of knowing<br>
+ that the Gallery is quite a charming place compared with what it used
+ to<br>
+ be. Thirty or forty years ago, whilst the business of Parliament was<br>
+ carried on in a temporary building, accommodation for ladies was<br>
+ provided in a narrow box stationed above the Strangers' Gallery, whence<br>
+ they peered into the House through pigeon holes something like what you<br>
+ see in the framework of a peep-show. The present Gallery formed part of<br>
+ the design of the new Houses, but when it was opened it was a vastly<br>
+ different place. It was much darker, had no ante-rooms worth speaking<br>
+ of, and the leading idea of a sheep-pen was preserved to the extent of<br>
+ dividing it into three boxes, each accommodating seven ladies. About<br>
+ twelve years ago one of the dividing walls was knocked down, and the<br>
+ Ladies' Gallery thrown into a single chamber, with a special pen to<br>
+ which admission is obtained only by order from the Speaker. Still much<br>
+ remained to be done to make it even such a place as it now is, and that<br>
+ work was done by that much--and, as Chiltern will always have it,<br>
+ <span class="italic">unjustly</span>--abused man, Mr. Ayrton. It was he
+ who threw open the back of<br>
+ the Gallery, giving us some light and air, and it is to him that we<br>
+ ladies are indebted for the dressing-room and the tea-room.</p>
+ <p class="main">This being shut up is one reason why I was disappointed
+ with the House<br>
+ of Commons. Another is with respect to the size of the chamber itself.<br>
+ It is wonderful to think how <span class="italic">big</span> men can talk
+ in a room like this. It<br>
+ is scarcely larger than a good-sized drawing-room. I must say for<br>
+ Chiltern that we got seats in the front row, and what there was to be<br>
+ seen we saw. Right opposite to us was a gallery with rows of men sitting<br>
+ six deep. It was &quot;a big night,&quot; and there was not a seat to
+ spare in<br>
+ this, which I suppose was the Strangers' Gallery. Everybody there had<br>
+ his hat off, and there was an official sitting on a raised chair in the<br>
+ middle of the top row, something like I saw the warders sitting amongst<br>
+ prisoners at Millbank one Sunday morning when Chiltern took me to see<br>
+ the Claimant repeating the responses to the Litany. The House itself is<br>
+ of oblong shape, with rows of benches on either side, cushioned in<br>
+ green leather and raised a little above each other. There are four of<br>
+ these rows on either side, with a broad passage between covered with<br>
+ neat matting.</p>
+ <p class="main">Chiltern says the floor is an open framework of iron, and
+ that beneath<br>
+ is a labyrinth of chambers into which fresh air is pumped and forced in<br>
+ a gentle stream into the House, the vitiated atmosphere escaping by the<br>
+ roof. But then the same authority, when I asked him what the narrow band<br>
+ of red colour that ran along the matting about a pace in front of the<br>
+ benches on either side meant, gravely told me that if any member when<br>
+ addressing the House stepped out beyond that line, Lord Charles Russell<br>
+ would instantly draw his sword, shout his battle-cry, &quot;Who goes Home!&quot;<br>
+ and rushing upon the offender bear him off into custody.</p>
+ <p class="main">So you see it is difficult to know what to believe, and
+ it is a pity<br>
+ people will not always say what they mean in plain English.</p>
+ <p class="main">Midway down each row of benches is a narrow passage that
+ turned out<br>
+ to be &quot;the gangway,&quot; of which you read and hear so much. I had
+ always<br>
+ associated &quot;the gangway&quot; with a plank along which you walked
+ to<br>
+ somewhere--perhaps on to the Treasury Bench. But it is only a small<br>
+ passage like a narrow aisle in a church. There is a good deal of<br>
+ significance about this gangway, for anybody who sits below it is<br>
+ supposed to be of an independent turn of mind, and not to be capable<br>
+ of purchase by Ministers present or prospective. Thus all the Irish<br>
+ members sit below the gangway, and so do Mr. Macdonald and Mr. Charles<br>
+ Lewis. It is an odd thing, Chiltern observes, that, notwithstanding<br>
+ this peculiarity, Ministries are invariably recruited from below the<br>
+ gangway. Sir Henry James sat there for many Sessions before he was<br>
+ made Solicitor-General, and there was no more prominent figure in<br>
+ recent years than that of the gentleman who used to be known as<br>
+ &quot;Mr. Vernon Harcourt.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">On the conservative side this peculiarity is less marked
+ than on the<br>
+ Liberal, though it was below the gangway on the Conservative side<br>
+ that on a memorable night more than a quarter of a century ago a<br>
+ certain dandified young man, with well-oiled locks and theatrically<br>
+ folded arms, stood, and, glaring upon a mocking House, told them that<br>
+ the time would come when they <span class="italic">should </span>hear
+ him. As a rule, the<br>
+ Conservatives make Ministers of men who have borne the heat and<br>
+ burden of the day on the back Ministerial benches. With the Liberals<br>
+ the pathway of promotion, Chiltern says, opens from below the gangway.<br>
+ Mr. Lowe came from there, so did Mr Goschen, Mr. Stansfeld, Mr.<br>
+ Childers, Mr. Foster, and even Mr. Gladstone himself. The worst thing<br>
+ a Liberal member who wants to become a Cabinet Minister or a Judge<br>
+ can do is to sit on the back Ministerial benches, vote as he is bidden,<br>
+ and hold his tongue when he is told. He should go and sit below the<br>
+ gangway, near Mr Goldsmid or Mr. Trevelyan, and in a candid, ingenuous,<br>
+ and truly patriotic manner make himself on every possible occasion as<br>
+ disagreeable to the leaders of his party as he can.</p>
+ <p class="main">I do not attempt to disguise the expectation I cherish of
+ being some day<br>
+ wife of the First Lord of the Admiralty, or at least of the President
+ of<br>
+ the Board of Trade; for there are few men who can, upon occasion, make<br>
+ themselves more disagreeable than Chiltern, who through these awkward<br>
+ bars I see sitting below the gangway on the left-hand side, and calling<br>
+ out &quot;Hear, hear!&quot; to Sir Stafford Northcote, who is saying something<br>
+ unpleasant about somebody on the front Opposition benches.</p>
+ <p class="main">The front seat by the table on the right-hand side is the
+ Treasury<br>
+ bench, and the smiling and obliging attendant tells me the names of the<br>
+ occupants there and in other parts of the House. The gentleman at the<br>
+ end of the seat with the black patch over his eye is Lord Barrington,<br>
+ who, oddly enough, sits for the borough of Eye, and fills the useful<br>
+ office of Vice-Chamberlain. Next to him is Sir H. Selwin-Ibbetson,<br>
+ Under-Secretary of State for the Home Department, and whom I have<br>
+ heard genially described as &quot;one of the prosiest speakers in the<br>
+ House.&quot; Next to him, with a paper in his hand and a smirk of supreme<br>
+ self-satisfaction on his face, is Mr. Cross, the Home Secretary.</p>
+ <p class="main">He sits beside a figure you would notice wherever you saw
+ it. The<br>
+ legs are crossed, the arms folded, and the head bent down, showing<br>
+ from here one of the most remarkable styles of doing the human hair<br>
+ that ever I beheld. The hair is combed forward from the crown of the<br>
+ head and from partings on either side, and brought on to the forehead,<br>
+ where it is apparently pasted together in a looped curl.</p>
+ <p class="main">This is Mr. Disraeli, as I know without being told, though
+ I see him<br>
+ now for the first time. He is wonderfully old-looking, with sunken<br>
+ cheeks and furrowed lines about the mouth and eyes. But his lofty<br>
+ brow does not seem to have a wrinkle on it, and his hands, when he<br>
+ draws them from under his arms and folds them before him, twiddling<br>
+ his thumbs the while, are as smooth and white as Coningsby's. He is<br>
+ marvellously motionless, sitting almost in the same position these<br>
+ two hours. But he is as watchful as he is quiet. I can see his eyes<br>
+ taking in all that goes on on the bench at the other side of the<br>
+ table, where right hon. gentlemen, full of restless energy, are<br>
+ constantly talking to each other, or passing notes across each other,<br>
+ or even pulling each other's coat-tails and loudly whispering<br>
+ promptings as in turn they rise and address the House.</p>
+ <p class="main">I observe that Mr. Disraeli does not wear his hat in the
+ House, and<br>
+ Chiltern, to whom I mention this when he comes up again, tells me<br>
+ that he and some half-dozen others never do. Since Mr Gladstone has<br>
+ retired from the cares of office he is sometimes, but very rarely,<br>
+ able to endure the weight of his hat on his head while sitting in<br>
+ the House; but, formerly, he never wore it in the presence of the<br>
+ Speaker. The rule is to wear your hat in the House, and a very odd<br>
+ effect it has to see men sitting about in a well-lighted and warm<br>
+ chamber with their hats on their heads.</p>
+ <p class="main">Chiltern tells me this peculiarity of wearing hats was very
+ nearly<br>
+ the means of depriving Great Britain and Ireland of the presence in<br>
+ Parliament of Mr. John Martin. That distinguished politician, it<br>
+ appears, had never, before County Meath sent him to Parliament,<br>
+ worn a hat of the hideous shape which fashion entails upon our<br>
+ suffering male kindred. It is well known that when he was returned<br>
+ he declared that he would never sit at Westminster, the reason<br>
+ assigned for this eccentricity being that he recognised no<br>
+ Parliament in which the member for County Meath might sit other<br>
+ than one meeting of the classic ground of College Green. But<br>
+ Chiltern says that was only a poetical flight, the truth lying at<br>
+ the bottom of the hat.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Never,&quot; Mr. Martin is reported to have said to
+ a Deputation of his<br>
+ constituents, &quot;will I stoop to wear a top hat. I never had one on
+ my<br>
+ head, and the Saxon shall never make me put it there.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">He was as good as his word when he first came to town, and
+ was wont to<br>
+ appear in a low-crowned beaver hat of uncertain architecture. But after<br>
+ he had for some weeks assisted the process of Legislature under the<br>
+ shadow of this hat, the Speaker privately and in considerate terms<br>
+ conveyed to him a hint that, in the matter of hats at least, it was<br>
+ desirable to have uniformity in the House of Commons.</p>
+ <p class="main">Mr. Martin, who, in spite of his melodramatic speeches and
+ his strong<br>
+ personal resemblance to Danny Man in the &quot;Colleen Nawn,&quot; is,
+ Chiltern<br>
+ says, really one of the gentlest and most docile of men, straightway<br>
+ abandoned the nondescript hat and sacrificed his inclinations and<br>
+ principles to the extent of buying what he calls &quot;a top hat.&quot;
+ But he<br>
+ has not taken kindly to it, and never will. It is always getting in his<br>
+ way, under his feet or between his knees, and he is apparently driven<br>
+ to observe the precaution of constantly holding it in his hands when it<br>
+ is not safely disposed on his head. It is always thus held before him,<br>
+ a hand firmly grasping the rim on either side, when he is making those<br>
+ terrible speeches we read, in which he proves that John Mitchel is an<br>
+ unoffending martyr, and that the English, to serve their private ends,<br>
+ introduced the famine in Ireland.</p>
+ <p class="main">Mr. Cowen, the member for Newcastle, shares Mr Martin's
+ prejudices about<br>
+ hats, and up to the present time has not abandoned them. As we passed<br>
+ through the lobby on our way to the Gallery, Chiltern pointed him out
+ to<br>
+ me. He was distinguished in the throng by wearing a round hat of soft<br>
+ felt, and he has never been seen at Westminster in any other. But at<br>
+ least he does not put it on his head in the House; and it is much better<br>
+ to sit upon than the tall hats on the top of which excited orators not<br>
+ unfrequently find themselves when, hotly concluding their perorations<br>
+ and unconscious of having left their hats just behind them, they throw<br>
+ themselves back on the bench from which they had erewhile risen to &quot;say<br>
+ a few words.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The gentleman on the left of the Premier is said to be Sir
+ Stafford<br>
+ Northcote, but there is so little of his face to be seen through the<br>
+ abundance of whisker and moustache that I do not think any one has a<br>
+ right to speak positively on the matter. The smooth-faced man next to<br>
+ him is Mr. Gathorne Hardy. The tall, youthful-looking man on his left
+ is<br>
+ Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, who, I suppose by instructions of the Cabinet,<br>
+ generally sits, as he does to-night, next to Mr. Ward Hunt. The Chief<br>
+ Secretary for Ireland is slim; not to put too fine a point on it, Mr.<br>
+ Ward Hunt is not, and the two manage to seat themselves with some<br>
+ approach to comfort. The First Lord of the Admiralty further eases the<br>
+ pressure on his colleagues by throwing his left arm over the back of the<br>
+ bench, where it hangs like a limb of some monumental tree.</p>
+ <p class="main">The carefully devised scheme for the disposition of Mr.
+ Ward Hunt on the<br>
+ Treasury bench is completed by assigning the place on the other side of<br>
+ him to Sir Charles Adderley. The President of the Board of Trade,<br>
+ Chiltern says, is understood to have long passed the mental stage at<br>
+ which old John Willet had arrived when he was discovered sitting in his<br>
+ chair in the dismantled bar of the Maypole after the rioters had visited<br>
+ his hostelry. He is apparently unconscious of discomfort when crushed
+ up<br>
+ or partially sat upon by his elephantine colleague, which is a fortunate<br>
+ circumstance.</p>
+ <p class="main">The stolid man with the straight back directly facing Mr
+ Disraeli on the<br>
+ front bench opposite is the Marquis of Hartington. The gentleman with<br>
+ uncombed hair and squarely cut garments on the left of the Leader of the<br>
+ Opposition is Mr Forster. The big man further to the left, who sits with<br>
+ folded arms and wears a smile expressive of his satisfaction with all<br>
+ mankind, particularly with Sir William Harcourt, is the<br>
+ ex-Solicitor-General. The duck of a man with black hair, nicely oiled<br>
+ and sweetly waved, is Sir Henry James. Where have I seen him before? His<br>
+ face and figure and attitude seem strangely familiar to me. I have been<br>
+ shopping this morning, but I do not think I could have seen behind any<br>
+ milliner's or linendraper's counter a person like the hon. and learned<br>
+ gentleman the member for Taunton.</p>
+ <p class="main">Beyond this doughty knight, and last at this end of the
+ bench, is a<br>
+ little man in spectacles, and with a preternatural look of wisdom on his<br>
+ face. He is the Right Hon. Lyon Playfair, and is said to have, next to<br>
+ Mr. Fawcett, the most remarkably retentive memory of any man in the<br>
+ House. Chiltern says he always writes his lectures before he delivers<br>
+ them to the House, sending the manuscript to the <span class="italic">Times</span>,
+ and so accurate<br>
+ is his recitation that the editor has only to sprinkle the lecture with<br>
+ &quot;Hear, hears!&quot; and &quot;Cheers&quot; to make the thing complete.</p>
+ <p class="main">On the right-hand side of the Marquis of Hartington is Mr.
+ Goschen. In<br>
+ fact, at the moment I happen to have reached him in my survey he is on<br>
+ his feet, asking a question of his &quot;right hon. friend opposite.&quot;
+ What a<br>
+ curious attitude the man stands in! Apparently the backs of his legs are<br>
+ glued to the bench from which he has risen, a device which enables him,<br>
+ as he speaks, to lean forward like a human Tower of Pisa. He is putting<br>
+ the simplest question in the world to the Chancellor of the Exchequer,<br>
+ but if he were a junior clerk asking his employer for the hand of his<br>
+ eldest daughter he could not look more sheepish. His hat is held in his<br>
+ left hand behind his back possibly with a view to assist in balancing<br>
+ him, and to avoid too much strain on the adhesive powers that keep the<br>
+ back of his legs firmly attached to the bench. With his right hand he<br>
+ is, when not pulling up his collar, feeling himself nervously round the<br>
+ waist, as if to make sure that he is there.</p>
+ <p class="main">Next to him are Mr. Dodson and Mr. Campbell-Bannerman, and,
+ with these<br>
+ planted between him and actual or aspirant leaders of the Liberal party,<br>
+ sits Mr. Lowe. I cannot see much of his face from here, for he wears his<br>
+ hat and at the moment hangs his head. A little later on I both saw and<br>
+ heard him speak and a splendid speech he made, going right to the heart<br>
+ of the matter, laying it bare. His success as a debater is a marvellous<br>
+ triumph of mind over material influences. It would be hard to conceive<br>
+ a man having fewer of the outward graces of oratory than Mr Lowe. His<br>
+ utterance is hesitating, sometimes even to stuttering, he speaks<br>
+ hurriedly, and without emphasis; his manner is nervous and restless, and<br>
+ he is so short-sighted that the literary quotations with which his<br>
+ speeches abound are marred by painful efforts to read his notes. Yet how<br>
+ he rouses the House, moving it to cheers and laughter, and to the rapid<br>
+ interchange of volleys of &quot;Hear, hear&quot; from opposite sides of
+ the House,<br>
+ which Chiltern says is the most exhilarating sound that can reach the<br>
+ ear of a speaker in the House of Commons. Mr. Lowe sits down with the<br>
+ same abruptness that marked his rising, and rather gets into his hat<br>
+ than puts it on, pushing his head so far into its depths that there is<br>
+ nothing of him left on view save what extends below the line of his<br>
+ white eyebrows.</p>
+ <p class="main">To the right of Mr. Lowe I see a figure which, foreshortened
+ from my<br>
+ point of view, is chiefly distinguishable by a hat and pair of boots.<br>
+ Without absolute Quaker fashion about the cut of the hat or garments,<br>
+ there is a breadth about the former and a looseness about the latter<br>
+ suggestive of Quaker associations. Perhaps if my idea were mercilessly<br>
+ analysed it would appear that it has its growth in the knowledge that<br>
+ I am looking down on Mr. Bright, and that I know Mr. Bright is of<br>
+ Quaker parentage. But I am jotting down my impressions as I receive<br>
+ them. Mr. Bright does not address the House to-night, but he has made<br>
+ one or two short speeches this Session, and Chiltern, who has heard<br>
+ them, speaks quite sorrowfully of the evidence they give of failing<br>
+ physical power. The orator who once used to hold the House of Commons<br>
+ under his command with as much ease as Apollo held in hand the fiery<br>
+ coursers of the chariot of the sun, now stands before it on rare<br>
+ occasions with a manner more nervous than that in which some new<br>
+ members make their maiden speech. The bell-like tones of his voice are<br>
+ heard no more; he hesitates in choosing words, is not sure of the<br>
+ sequence of his phrases, and resumes his seat with evident<br>
+ gratefulness for the renewed rest.</p>
+ <p class="main">Chiltern adds that much of this nervousness is probably
+ owing to a<br>
+ sensibility of the expectation which his rising arouses in the House,<br>
+ and a knowledge that he is not about to make the &quot;great speech&quot;
+ looked<br>
+ for ever since he returned to his old place. But at best the matchless<br>
+ oratory of John Bright is already a tradition in the House of Commons,<br>
+ and it is but the ghost of the famous Tribune who now nightly haunts<br>
+ the scene of his former glories. Mr Gladstone was sitting next to Mr.<br>
+ Bright, in what the always smiling and obliging attendant tells me is<br>
+ a favourite attitude with him. His legs were stretched out, his hands<br>
+ loosely clasped before him, and his head thrown back, resting on the<br>
+ cushion at the back of the seat, so that the soft light from the<br>
+ illuminated roof shone full on his upturned face. It is a beautiful<br>
+ face, soft as a woman's, very pale and worn, with furrowed lines that<br>
+ tell of labour done and sorrow lived through.</p>
+ <p class="main">Here again I am conscious of the possibility of my impressions
+ being<br>
+ moulded by my knowledge of facts; but I fancy I see a great alteration<br>
+ since last I looked on Mr. Gladstone's face, now two years ago. It was<br>
+ far away from here, in a big wooden building in a North Wales town. He<br>
+ was on a platform surrounded by grotesque men in blue gowns and caps,<br>
+ which marked high rank in Celtic bardship. At that time he was the<br>
+ nominal leader of a great majority that would not follow him, and<br>
+ president of a Ministry that thwarted all his steps. His face looked<br>
+ much harder then, and his eye glanced restlessly round, taking in<br>
+ every movement of the crowd in the pavilion. He seemed to exist in a<br>
+ hectic flush of life, and was utterly incapable of taking rest. Now his<br>
+ face, though still thin, has filled up. The lines on his brow and under<br>
+ his eyes, though too deeply furrowed to be eradicable, have been<br>
+ smoothed down, and there is about his face a sense of peace and a<br>
+ pleasant look of rest.</p>
+ <p class="main">Chiltern says that sometimes when Mr. Gladstone has been
+ in the House<br>
+ this Session he has, during the progress of a debate, momentarily<br>
+ sprung into his old attitude of earnest, eager attention, and there<br>
+ have been critical moments when his interposition in debate has<br>
+ appeared imminent. But he has conquered the impulse, lain back again<br>
+ on the bench, and let the House go its own way. It is very odd,<br>
+ Chiltern says, to have him sitting there silent in the midst of so<br>
+ much talking. This was specially felt during the debate about those<br>
+ Irish Acts with which he had so much to do.</p>
+ <p class="main">Chiltern tells me that whilst the debate on the Irish Bill
+ was going on<br>
+ there came from no one knows where, passed from hand to hand along the<br>
+ benches, a scrap of paper on which was written this verse from &quot;In<br>
+ Memoriam&quot;:--</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;At our old pastimes in the hall<br>
+ We gambol'd making vain pretence<br>
+ Of gladness, With an awful sense<br>
+ Of one mute Shadow watching all.&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">Although the gangway has a distinct and important significance
+ in<br>
+ marking off <span class="italic">nuances </span>of political parties,
+ it appears that it does not<br>
+ follow as an inevitable sequence that because a man sits behind the<br>
+ Ministerial bench he is therefore a Taper or a Tadpole, or that because<br>
+ he takes up his quarters below the gangway he is a John Hampden. The<br>
+ distinction is more strongly marked on the Liberal side; but even there<br>
+ there are some honest men who usually obey the crack of the Whip. On the<br>
+ Conservative side the gangway has scarcely any significance, and though<br>
+ the Lewisian &quot;Party,&quot; which consists solely of Charles, sits
+ there, and<br>
+ from time to time reminds the world of its existence by loudly shouting<br>
+ in its ear, it may always be depended upon in a real party division to<br>
+ swell the Ministerial majority by one vote. The Scotch members, who sit<br>
+ chiefly on the Liberal side, spread themselves impartially over seats<br>
+ above and below the gangway. The Home Rule members, who also favour the<br>
+ Liberal side, sit together in a cluster below the gangway in defiant<br>
+ proximity to the Sergeant-at-Arms. They are rather noisy at times, and<br>
+ whenever Chiltern comes in late to dinner, or after going back stays<br>
+ till all hours in the morning, it is sure to be &quot;those Irish fellows.&quot;<br>
+ But I think the House of Commons ought to be much obliged to Ireland for<br>
+ its contribution of members, and to resist to the last the principle of<br>
+ Home Rule. For it is not, as at present constituted, an assembly that<br>
+ can afford to lose any element that has about it a tinge of originality,<br>
+ a flash of humour, or an echo of eloquence.</p>
+ <p class="main">That, of course, is Chiltern's remark. I only know, for
+ my part, that<br>
+ the Ladies' Gallery is a murky den, in which you can hear very little,<br>
+ not see much, and are yourself not seen at all.</p>
+ <p></p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="XVI"></a>CHAPTER XVI.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft">SOME PREACHERS I HAVE KNOWN.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="170"></a>MR. MOODY.</p>
+ <p class="main">I heard Mr. Moody preach twice when he paid his first visit
+ to this<br>
+ country. Borrowing an idea from another profession, he had a series of<br>
+ rehearsals before he came to London. It was in the Free Trade Hall,<br>
+ Manchester, and service opened at eight o'clock on a frosty morning in<br>
+ December. I had to stand during the whole of the service, one of a crowd<br>
+ wedged in the passages between the closely-packed benches. Every<br>
+ available seat had been occupied shortly after seven, when the doors<br>
+ were thrown open. The galleries were thronged, and even the balconies
+ at<br>
+ the rear of the hall were full to overflowing. The audience were, I<br>
+ should say, pretty equally divided in the matter of sex, and were<br>
+ apparently of the class of small tradesmen, clerks, and well-to do<br>
+ mechanics; that was the general class of the morning congregation. But<br>
+ it must not therefore be understood that the upper class in Manchester<br>
+ stood aloof from the special services of the American gentlemen. At the<br>
+ afternoon meeting, elegantly attired ladies and gentlemen, wearing<br>
+ spotless kid gloves and coats of irreproachable cut, struggled for a<br>
+ place in the mighty throng that streamed into the hall.</p>
+ <p class="main">Punctually at eight o'clock the meeting was opened by one
+ of the local<br>
+ clergymen, who prayed for a blessing on the day and the work, declaring,<br>
+ amid subdued but triumphant cries from portions of the congregation,<br>
+ that &quot;the Lord has risen indeed! Now is the stone rolled away from
+ the<br>
+ sepulchre, and the Kingdom of God is at hand.&quot; Mr. Moody, who sat
+ at a<br>
+ small desk in front of the platform, advanced and gave out the hymn,<br>
+ &quot;Guide us, O Thou Great Jehovah,&quot; the singing of which Mr. Sankey,<br>
+ sitting before a small harmonium, led and accompanied, the vast<br>
+ congregation joining with great heartiness.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Mr. Sankey will now sing a hymn by himself,&quot;
+ said Mr. Moody; whereupon<br>
+ there was a movement in the hall, a rustling of dresses, and a general<br>
+ settling down to hear something special.</p>
+ <p class="main">The movement was so prolonged that Mr. Moody again stood
+ up, and begged<br>
+ that every one would be &quot;perfectly still whilst Mr. Sankey sang.&quot;
+ There<br>
+ was another pause, Mr. Sankey waiting with marked punctiliousness till<br>
+ the last cougher had got over his difficulty. Presently the profound<br>
+ stillness was broken by the harmonium--&quot;melodeon&quot; is, I believe,
+ the<br>
+ precise name of the instrument--softly sounding a bar of music. Then Mr.<br>
+ Sankey suddenly and loudly broke in with the first line of the hymn,<br>
+ &quot;What are you going to do, brother?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Mr Sankey has a fairly good voice, which he used in what
+ is called &quot;an<br>
+ effective&quot; manner, singing certain lines of the hymn <span class="italic">pianissimo</span>,
+ and<br>
+ giving the recurrent line, &quot;What are you going to do, brother?&quot;
+ <span class="italic">forte</span>,<br>
+ with a long dwelling on the monosyllable &quot;do.&quot; When he reached
+ the<br>
+ last verse, he, after a short pause, began to play a tune well known at<br>
+ these meetings, into which the congregation struck with a mighty voice<br>
+ that served to bring into stronger prominence the artificial character<br>
+ of the preceding performance. The words had a martial, inspiriting sound,<br>
+ and as the verse rolled forth, filling the great hall with a mighty<br>
+ musical noise, one could see the eyes of strong men fill with tears.</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;Ho, my comrades! see the signal<br>
+ Waving in the sky;<br>
+ Reinforcements now appearing,<br>
+ Victory is nigh!<br>
+ 'Hold the fort, for I am coming,'<br>
+ Jesus signals still;<br>
+ Wave the answer back to Heaven,<br>
+ 'By Thy grace we Will.'&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">The subject of Mr. Moody's address was &quot;Daniel&quot;--whom
+ he once,<br>
+ referring to the prophet's position under King Darius, dubbed &quot;the<br>
+ Bismarck of those times,&quot; and always called &quot;Dan'l.&quot; One
+ might converse<br>
+ for an hour with Mr. Moody without discovering from his accent that he<br>
+ comes from the United States. But it is unmistakable when he preaches,<br>
+ and especially in the colloquies supposed to have taken place between<br>
+ characters in the Bible and elsewhere.</p>
+ <p class="main">He began his discourse without other preface than a half
+ apology for<br>
+ selecting a subject which, it might be supposed, everybody knew<br>
+ everything about. But, for his part, he liked to take out and look upon<br>
+ the photographs of old friends when they were far away, and he hoped his<br>
+ hearers would not think it waste of time to take another look at the<br>
+ picture of Dan'l. One peculiarity about Dan'l was that there was nothing<br>
+ against his character to be found all through the Bible. Nowadays, when<br>
+ men write biographies, they throw what they call the veil of charity<br>
+ over the dark spots in a career. But when God writes a man's life he<br>
+ puts it all in. So it happened that there are found very few, even of<br>
+ the best men in the Bible, without their times of sin. But Dan'l came
+ out<br>
+ spotless, and the preacher attributed his exceptionally bright life<br>
+ to the power of saying &quot;No.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">After this exordium, Mr. Moody proceeded to tell in his
+ own words the<br>
+ story of the life of Daniel. Listening to him, it was not difficult to<br>
+ comprehend the secret of his power over the masses. Like Bunyan, he<br>
+ possesses the great gift of being able to realise things unseen, and to<br>
+ describe his vision in familiar language to those whom he addresses. His<br>
+ notion of &quot;Babylon, that great city,&quot; would barely stand the
+ test of<br>
+ historic research. But that there really was in far-off days a great<br>
+ city called Babylon, in which men bustled about, ate and drank, schemed<br>
+ and plotted, and were finally overruled by the visible hand of God, he<br>
+ made as clear to the listening congregation as if he were talking about<br>
+ Chicago.</p>
+ <p class="main">He filled the lay figures with life, clothed them with garments,
+ and<br>
+ then made them talk to each other in the English language as it is<br>
+ to-day accented in some of the American States.</p>
+ <p class="main">On the previous night I had heard him deliver an address
+ in one of the<br>
+ densely populated districts of Salford. Admission to the chapel in which<br>
+ the service was held was exclusively confined to women, and,<br>
+ notwithstanding it was Saturday night, there were at least a thousand<br>
+ sober-looking and respectably dressed women present. The subject of the<br>
+ discussion was Christ's conversation with Nicodemus--whose social<br>
+ position Mr. Moody incidentally made familiar to the congregation by<br>
+ observing, &quot;if he had lived in these days, he would have been a doctor<br>
+ of divinity, Nicodemus, D. D, or perhaps LL D.&quot; His purpose was to
+ make<br>
+ it clear that men are saved, not by any action of their own, but simply<br>
+ by faith. This he illustrated, among other ways, by introducing a<br>
+ domestic scene from the life of the children of Israel in the Wilderness<br>
+ at the time the brazen serpent was lifted up. The dramatis personae were<br>
+ a Young Convert, a Sceptic, and the Sceptic's Mother. The convert, who<br>
+ has been bitten by the serpent, and, having followed Moses' injunction,<br>
+ is cured, &quot;comes along&quot; and finds the sceptic lying down &quot;badly
+ bitten.&quot;<br>
+ He entreats him to look upon the brazen serpent which Moses has lifted<br>
+ up. But the sceptic has no faith in the alleged cure, and refuses.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Do you think,&quot; he says, &quot;I'm going to be
+ saved by looking at a brass<br>
+ serpent away off on a pole? No, no.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Wall, I dunno,&quot; says the young convert, &quot;but
+ I was saved that way<br>
+ myself. Don't you think you'd better try it?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The sceptic refuses, and his mother &quot;comes along,&quot;
+ and observes,<br>
+ --&quot;Hadn't you better look at it, my boy?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Well, mother, the fact is, if I could understand the
+ f'losophy of it I<br>
+ would look up right off; but I don't see how a brass serpent away off
+ on<br>
+ a pole can cure me.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">And so he dies in his unbelief.</p>
+ <p class="main">It seemed odd to hear this conversation from the Wilderness
+ recited,<br>
+ word for word, in the American vernacular, and with a local colouring<br>
+ that suggested that both the sceptic and the young convert wore<br>
+ tail-coats, and that the mother had &quot;come along&quot; in a stuff
+ dress. But<br>
+ when the preacher turned aside, and in a few words spoke of sons who<br>
+ would not hear the counsel of Christian mothers and refused to &quot;look<br>
+ up and live,&quot; the silent tears that coursed down many a face in the<br>
+ congregation showed that his homely picture had been clear as the<br>
+ brazen serpent in the Wilderness to the eyes of faith before which<br>
+ it was held up.</p>
+ <p class="main">The story of Daniel is one peculiarly susceptible of Mr.
+ Moody's usual<br>
+ method of treatment, and for three-quarters of an hour he kept the<br>
+ congregation at the morning meeting enthralled whilst he told how<br>
+ Daniel's simple faith triumphed over the machinations of the unbeliever.<br>
+ Mr. Moody's style is unlike that of most religious revivalists. He<br>
+ neither shouts nor gesticulates, and mentioned &quot;hell&quot; only once,
+ and<br>
+ that in connection with the life the drunkard makes for himself. His<br>
+ manner is reflected by the congregation in respect of abstention from<br>
+ working themselves up into &quot;a state.&quot; This makes all the more
+ impressive<br>
+ the signs of genuine emotion which follow and accompany the preacher's<br>
+ utterance. When he was picturing the scene of Daniel translating the<br>
+ king's dream, rapidly reciting Daniel's account of the dream, and<br>
+ Nebuchadnezzar's quick and delighted ejaculation, &quot;That's so!&quot;
+ &quot;That's<br>
+ it!&quot; as he recognised the incidents, I fancied it was not without<br>
+ difficulty some of the people, bending forward, listening with<br>
+ glistening eye and heightened colour, refrained from clapping their<br>
+ hands for glee that the faithful Daniel, the unyielding servant of<br>
+ God, had triumphed over tribulation, and had walked out of prison<br>
+ to take his place on the right hand of the king.</p>
+ <p class="main">There was not much exhortation throughout the discourse,
+ not the<br>
+ slightest reference to any disputed point of doctrine. It was nothing<br>
+ more than a re-telling of the story of Daniel. But whilst<br>
+ Nebuchadnezzar, Daniel, Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego, Darius, and even<br>
+ the hundred and twenty princes, became for the congregation living and<br>
+ moving beings, all the ends of the narrative were, with probably<br>
+ unconscious, certainly unbetrayed, art, gathered together to lead up to<br>
+ the one lesson--that compromise, where truth and religion are concerned,<br>
+ is never worthy of those who profess to believe God's word.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I am sick of the shams of the present day,&quot; said
+ Mr. Moody, bringing<br>
+ his discourse to a sudden close. &quot;I am tired of the way men parley<br>
+ with the world whilst they are holding out their hands to be lifted<br>
+ into heaven. If we're gwine to be good Christians and God's people let<br>
+ us be so out-and-out.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><br>
+ <a name="176"></a>&quot;BENDIGO.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Bendigo, the erewhile famous champion of England, I one
+ evening found in<br>
+ the pulpit at the London Cabman's Mission Hall. After quitting the ring,<br>
+ Bendigo took to politics; that is to say, he, for a consideration,<br>
+ directed at Parliamentary elections the proceedings of the &quot;lambs&quot;
+ in<br>
+ his native town of Nottingham. Now he had given up even that<br>
+ worldliness, and had taken to preaching. His fame had brought together
+ a<br>
+ large congregation. The Hall was crowded to overflowing, and the<br>
+ proceedings were, as one of the speakers described it, conducted &quot;by<br>
+ shifts,&quot; the leaders, including Bendigo, going downstairs to address
+ the<br>
+ crowd collected in the lower room after having spoken to the<br>
+ congregation in the regular meeting hall.</p>
+ <p class="main">The service was opened with prayer by Mr. John Dupee, superintendent
+ of<br>
+ the Mission, after which the congregation vigorously joined in the<br>
+ singing of a hymn. A second hymn followed upon the reading of a psalm;<br>
+ and Mr. Dupee proceeded to say a few words about &quot;our dear and saved<br>
+ brother, Bendigo.&quot; With a frankness that in no wise disconcerted
+ the<br>
+ veteran prizefighter, Mr. Dupee discussed and described the condition<br>
+ in which he had lived up to about two years ago. The speaker was, it<br>
+ appeared, a fellow-townsman of Bendigo's, and his recollection of him<br>
+ went back for nearly forty years, at which time his state was so bad<br>
+ that Mr. Dupee, then a lad, used to walk behind him through the streets<br>
+ of Nottingham praying that he might be forgiven. Now he was saved, and,<br>
+ quoting the handbill that had advertised the meeting, Mr. Dupee hailed<br>
+ him as &quot;a miracle of mercy, the greatest miracle of the nineteenth<br>
+ century,&quot; which view the congregation approved by fervent cries of<br>
+ &quot;Praise the Lord!&quot; &quot;Hallelujah!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Whether Bendigo would stand steadfast in the new course
+ he had begun<br>
+ to tread was a matter which--Mr. Dupee did not hide it--was freely<br>
+ discussed in the circles where the ex-champion was best known. But<br>
+ he had now gone straight for two years, and Mr. Dupee believed he<br>
+ would keep straight.</p>
+ <p class="main">Before introducing Bendigo to the meeting, Mr. Dupee said
+ his own<br>
+ &quot;brother Jim&quot; would say a few words, his claim upon the attention
+ of<br>
+ the congregation being enforced by the asseveration that he was &quot;the<br>
+ next great miracle of the nineteenth century.&quot; From particulars which<br>
+ Mr. Dupee proceeded to give in relation to the early history of his<br>
+ brother, it would be difficult to decide whether he or Bendigo had<br>
+ the fuller claim to the title of the &quot;wickedest man in Nottingham.&quot;<br>
+ A single anecdote told to the discredit of his early life must<br>
+ suffice in indication of its general character. He was, it appeared,<br>
+ always getting tipsy and arriving home at untimely hours.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;One night,&quot; said the preacher, &quot;he came
+ home very late, and was<br>
+ kicking up an awful row in the street just before he came in. I<br>
+ opened the window, and, looking out, said to him very gently, 'Now<br>
+ Jim, do come in without waking mother.' And what d'ye think he said?<br>
+ Why, he said nothing, but just up with a brick and heaved it at me.<br>
+ That was Jim in the old days,&quot; he continued, turning to his brother<br>
+ with an admiring glance. &quot;He always was lively as a sinner, and<br>
+ he's just the same now he's on his way to join the saints.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Jim&quot; even at the outset fully justified this
+ exordium by suddenly<br>
+ approaching the pulpit desk with his hands stretched out, singing the<br>
+ &quot;Hallelujah band.&quot; In the course of an address delivered with
+ much<br>
+ animation and filled with startling phrases, it became clear that<br>
+ &quot;Jim&quot; had been the immediate instrument of the conversion of
+ Bendigo.<br>
+ He added considerably to the stock of information respecting the<br>
+ early life of that personage, and told in detail how better things<br>
+ began to dawn upon him.</p>
+ <p class="main">At the outset of his new career Bendigo's enthusiasm was
+ somewhat<br>
+ misdirected, as was manifested at an infidel meeting he attended in<br>
+ company with his sponsor.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Who's them chaps on the platform?&quot; said Bendigo
+ to Jim.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Infidels,&quot; said Jim.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What's that?&quot; queried Bendigo.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Why, fellows as don't believe in God or the devil.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Then come along, and we'll soon clear the platform,&quot;
+ said Bendigo,<br>
+ beginning to strip.</p>
+ <p class="main">Jim's address lasted for nearly half an hour, and when at
+ last brought<br>
+ to a conclusion he went below to &quot;begin again&quot; with the crowd
+ in the<br>
+ lower room.</p>
+ <p class="main">Mr. Dupee again appeared at the desk and said they would
+ sing a verse<br>
+ of a hymn, after which Bendigo would address them, and the plate would<br>
+ be handed round for a collection to cover the cost of the bills and of<br>
+ Bendigo's travelling expenses. The hymn was a well-known one, with, as<br>
+ given out by the preacher, an alteration in the second line thus:</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;Praise God from whom all blessings
+ flow,<br>
+ Praise Him for brother Bendigo.&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">This sung with mighty volume of sound, Bendigo, who had
+ all this time<br>
+ been quietly seated on the platform, advanced, and began to speak in a<br>
+ simple, unaffected, but wholly unintelligent manner. He was decently<br>
+ dressed in a frock-coat, with black velveteen waistcoat buttoned over<br>
+ his broad chest. He was still, despite his threescore years, straight<br>
+ as a pole; and had a fine healthy looking face, that belied the fearful<br>
+ stories told by his friends of his dissipation. Except a certain<br>
+ flattening of the bridge of the nose, a slight indentation on the<br>
+ forehead between the eyebrows, and the crooked finger on his left hand,<br>
+ he bore no traces of many pitched fights of which he is the hero, and<br>
+ might in such an assembly have been taken for a mild-mannered family<br>
+ coachman.</p>
+ <p class="main">His address, though occasionally marked by the grotesque
+ touches which<br>
+ characterised the remarks of the two preceding speakers, was not without<br>
+ touches of pathos.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;I've been a fighting character,&quot; he said, and
+ this was a periphrastic<br>
+ way of referring to his old occupation in which he evidently took great<br>
+ pleasure; &quot;but now I'm a Miracle. What could I do? I was the<br>
+ youngest-born of twenty-one children, and the first thing done with me<br>
+ was to put me in a workhouse. There I got among fellows who brought me<br>
+ out, and I became a fighting character. Thirty years ago I came up to<br>
+ London to fight Ben Caunt, and I licked him. I'm sixty-three now, and<br>
+ I didn't think I should ever come up to London to fight for King Jesus.<br>
+ But here I am, and I wish I could read out of the blessed Book for then<br>
+ I could talk to you better. But I never learnt to read, though I'm<br>
+ hoping by listening to the conversation around me to pick up a good<br>
+ deal of the Bible, and then I'll talk to you better. I'm only two years<br>
+ old at present, and know no more than a baby. It's two years ago since<br>
+ Jesus came to me and had a bout with me, and I can tell you He licked<br>
+ me in the first round. He got me down on my knees the first go, and<br>
+ there I found grace. I've got a good many cups and belts which I won<br>
+ when I was a fighting character. Them cups and belts will fade, but<br>
+ there's a crown being prepared for old Bendigo that'll never fade.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">This and much more to the same purport the veteran said,
+ and then Mr.<br>
+ Dupee interposed with more &quot;few words,&quot; the plate was sent round,
+ and<br>
+ the superintendent and Bendigo went downstairs to relieve &quot;brother
+ Jim,&quot;<br>
+ the echo of whose stentorian voice had occasionally been wafted in at<br>
+ the open door whilst Bendigo was relating his experiences.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="181"></a>&quot;FIDDLER JOSS.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">It was at another Mission Chapel in Little Wild Street,
+ Drury Lane, that<br>
+ I &quot;sat under&quot; Fiddler Joss. His &quot;dictionary name,&quot;
+ as in the course of<br>
+ the evening I learned from one of his friends, is Mr. Joseph Poole. The<br>
+ small bills which invited all into whose hands they might fall to &quot;come<br>
+ and hear Fiddler Joss&quot; added the injunction &quot;Come early to secure
+ a<br>
+ seat.&quot; The doors were opened at half-past six, and those who obeyed
+ the<br>
+ injunction found themselves in a somewhat depressing minority. At<br>
+ half-past six there were not more than a score of people present, and<br>
+ these looked few indeed within the walls of the spacious chapel. It is
+ a<br>
+ surprise to find so well-built, commodious, it may almost be added<br>
+ handsome, a building in such a poor neighbourhood, and bearing so humble<br>
+ a designation. It provides comfortable sitting room for twelve hundred<br>
+ persons. There is a neat, substantial gallery running round the hall,<br>
+ and forming at one end a circular pulpit, evidently designed after the<br>
+ fashion of Mr. Spurgeon's at the Tabernacle--a building of which the<br>
+ Mission Chapel is in many respects a miniature.</p>
+ <p class="main">The congregation began to drop in by degrees, and proved
+ to be of a<br>
+ character altogether different from what might have been expected in<br>
+ such a place on such an occasion. Out of ten people perhaps one belonged<br>
+ to the class among which London missionaries are accustomed to labour.<br>
+ But while men and women of the &quot;casual&quot; order were almost entirely<br>
+ absent, and men of what is called in this connection &quot;the working
+ class&quot;<br>
+ were few and far between, there entered by hundreds people who looked
+ as<br>
+ if they were the responsible owners of snug little businesses in the<br>
+ provision, stationery, or &quot;general&quot; line. An air of profound<br>
+ respectability, combined with the enjoyment of creature comforts,<br>
+ prevailed.</p>
+ <p class="main">Whilst waiting for seven o'clock, the hour for the service
+ to commence,<br>
+ a voluntary choir sang hymns, and the rapidly growing congregation<br>
+ joined in fitful snatches of harmony. Little hymn-books with green paper<br>
+ backs were liberally distributed, and there was no excuse for silence
+ on<br>
+ the score of unfamiliarity with the hymns selected. At seven o'clock the<br>
+ preacher of the evening appeared on the rostrum, accompanied by two<br>
+ gentlemen accustomed, it appeared, to take a leading part in conducting<br>
+ the service in the chapel. One gave out a hymn, reading it verse by<br>
+ verse, and starting the tune with stentorian voice. This concluded, his<br>
+ colleague prayed, in a loud voice, and with energetic action. &quot;We
+ must<br>
+ have souls to-night,&quot; he said, smiting the rail of the pulpit; &quot;we
+ must<br>
+ have souls--not by ones and twos--and we must have them to-night in this<br>
+ place. There is a drunkard in this place. Give us his soul, O God! There<br>
+ is a thief in this place; I do not know where he sits, but God knows.
+ We<br>
+ want to benefit God, and we must have souls to-night, not by twos and<br>
+ threes, but in hundreds.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">After this there was another hymn, sung even with increased
+ volume of<br>
+ sound. Energy was the predominant characteristic of the whole service,<br>
+ and it reached its height in the singing of hymns, when the congregation<br>
+ found the opportunity of joining their leaders in the devotional<br>
+ utterance. There were half a dozen women in the congregation who had<br>
+ solved the home difficulty about the baby by bringing it with them to<br>
+ chapel. The little ones, catching the enthusiasm of the place, joined<br>
+ audibly in all the acts of worship save in the singing. They crowed<br>
+ during the prayers, chattered during the reading of the lesson, and<br>
+ loudly wept at intervals throughout the sermon. But there was no room<br>
+ for their shrill voices in the mighty shout which threatened to rend the<br>
+ roof when hymns were sung.</p>
+ <p class="main">Fiddler Joss, being impressively introduced by one of the
+ gentlemen in<br>
+ the pulpit, began without preface to read rapidly from the fifth chapter<br>
+ of Romans, a task he accomplished with the assistance of a pair of<br>
+ double eyeglasses. He formally appropriated no text, and it would be<br>
+ difficult to furnish any connected account of his sermon. Evidently<br>
+ accustomed to address open-air audiences, he spoke at the topmost pitch<br>
+ of a powerful voice. Without desire to misapply rules of criticism, and<br>
+ in furtherance of an honest intention to describe impressions in as<br>
+ simple a form as may be, it must be added that the sermon was as far<br>
+ above the heads of a mission-chapel congregation as was the pitch of the<br>
+ preacher's voice. Its key-note was struck by an anecdote which Joss<br>
+ introduced at the outset of his discourse. There was, he said, a<br>
+ clergyman walking down Cheapside one day, when he heard a man calling<br>
+ out, &quot;Buy a pie.&quot; The clergyman looked at the man, and recognised
+ in him<br>
+ a member of his church.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;What, John,&quot; he said, &quot;is this what you
+ do in the weekdays?&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Yes,&quot; said the man, &quot;I earn an honest living
+ by selling pies.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Poor fellow,&quot; said the parson, &quot;how I pity
+ you.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Bother your pity; buy a pie,&quot; retorted the man.</p>
+ <p class="main">That, according to Fiddler Joss, is the way in which constituted<br>
+ authorities in church and chapel matters deal with the poor man in<br>
+ London and elsewhere. Mr. Methodist would not speak to Mr. Baptist, Mr.<br>
+ Wesleyan would have nothing to do with Mr. Congregationalist, Mr. High<br>
+ Church scoffed at Mr. Low Church, Mr. Low Church did not care what<br>
+ became of any of the rest, and among them all the poor man was utterly<br>
+ neglected.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;How we pity you,&quot; these people said to the poor
+ man.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Bother your pity,&quot; the poor man answered; &quot;buy
+ a pie.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Beyond this central argument, affirmation, or illustration,
+ Fiddler Joss<br>
+ did not get far in the course of the thirty-five minutes during which
+ he<br>
+ addressed the congregation. At this period he suddenly stopped, and<br>
+ asked for the sympathy of his friends, explaining that he was subject
+ to<br>
+ attacks of sickness, one of the legacies of the days of sin, when he was<br>
+ &quot;five years drunk and never sober.&quot; After a pause he recommenced,
+ and<br>
+ continued for some five minutes longer, when he abruptly wound up,<br>
+ apparently having got through only one half of his discourse.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is only fair to regard the sermon as an incomplete one,
+ and to<br>
+ believe that the message which &quot;Fiddler Joss&quot; had entered St.
+ Giles's to<br>
+ speak to the poor and suffering lay in the second and undelivered<br>
+ portion.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="184"></a>DEAN STANLEY.</p>
+ <p class="main">On St. Andrew's Day, 1875, I was present at two memorable
+ services in<br>
+ Westminster Abbey. For many years during Dean Stanley's reign this<br>
+ particular day had been set apart for the holding of special services<br>
+ on behalf of foreign missions. What made this occasion memorable in the<br>
+ annals of the Church was the fact that the evening lecture was delivered<br>
+ by Dr. Moffat, a Nonconformist minister who, in the year after the<br>
+ Battle of Waterloo, began his career as a missionary to South Africa,<br>
+ and finally closed his foreign labours in the year when Sedan was<br>
+ fought. As being the first time a Nonconformist minister had officiated<br>
+ in Westminster Abbey, the event created wide interest, and lost none of<br>
+ its importance by the remarkable sermon preached in the afternoon by<br>
+ Dean Stanley.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Dean took for his text two verses, one from the Old
+ Testament, the<br>
+ other from the New. The first was from the 45th Psalm, and ran thus:<br>
+ &quot;Instead of thy fathers shall be thy children, whom thou mayest make<br>
+ princes in all the earth.&quot; The second was the 16th verse of the 10th<br>
+ chapter of the Gospel of St. John: &quot;And other sheep I have, which
+ are<br>
+ not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear My<br>
+ voice; and there shall be one fold and one shepherd.&quot; Thus the verse<br>
+ runs in the ordinary translation, but the Dean preferred the word<br>
+ &quot;flock&quot; in place of fold, and used it throughout his discourse.<br>
+ Referring to an address recently delivered by Mr. W. E. Forster on<br>
+ &quot;Our Colonies,&quot; the Dean observed that the right hon. gentleman
+ had set<br>
+ himself the task of considering the question, &quot;What were to be the<br>
+ future relations of the Mother Country to the Colonies?&quot; The Dean<br>
+ proposed to follow the same course, with this difference: that the<br>
+ empire of which he had to speak was a spiritual empire, and the question<br>
+ he would consider was what ought to be the policy of the Church of<br>
+ England towards fellow-Christians separated from it on matters of form.</p>
+ <p class="main">There were, he said, three courses open to the Church. There
+ was the<br>
+ policy of abstention and isolation; there was the policy of<br>
+ extermination or absorption; and there was a middle course, avoiding<br>
+ abstention and not aiming at absorption, which consisted of holding<br>
+ friendly and constant intercourse with Christians of other Churches,<br>
+ earnestly and lovingly endeavouring to create as many points of contact<br>
+ as were compatible with holding fast the truth. The errors of all<br>
+ religions run into each other, just as their truths do. There was, no<br>
+ doubt, some exaggeration in the statement of the Roman Catholic<br>
+ authority who declared that &quot;there is but one bad religion, and that
+ is<br>
+ the religion of the man who professes what he does not believe.&quot;
+ But<br>
+ there was no reason why, because the Church of England had done in times<br>
+ past and was still doing grand work, there should be no place for the<br>
+ Nonconformists. Church people rejoiced, and Nonconformists might<br>
+ rejoice, that the prayers of the Church of England were enshrined in a<br>
+ Liturgy radiant with the traditions of a glorious past. But that was no<br>
+ reason why there should be no room where good work was being done for<br>
+ men who preferred the chances of extemporaneous prayer--a custom of<br>
+ Apostolic origin, and perhaps (very daintily this was put) fittest for<br>
+ the exigencies of special occasions.</p>
+ <p class="main">If some of the extremer Nonconformists, desirous of wrapping<br>
+ themselves in the mantle once worn by Churchmen, and possessed by a love<br>
+ for uniformity so exaggerated that they would tear down ancient<br>
+ institutions and reduce all Churches to the same level, there was no<br>
+ reason why Churchmen should return evil for evil and repay contumely<br>
+ with scorn. There was a nobler mission for Christians than that of<br>
+ seeking to exterminate each other, a higher object than that of<br>
+ endeavouring to sow the seeds of vulgar prejudice either against new<br>
+ discoveries or ancient institutions.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="187"></a>DR. MOFFAT.</p>
+ <p class="main">Dean Stanley preached his sermon within the chancel, and
+ it formed part<br>
+ of the customary afternoon service of the Church of England. Dr. Moffat<br>
+ delivered his lecture in the nave, its simple preface being the singing<br>
+ of the missionary hymn, &quot;From Greenland's icy mountains.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The pioneer of missionary labour in South Africa was at
+ this time close<br>
+ upon his eightieth year, but he seemed to have thriven upon hard work,<br>
+ and showed no signs of physical weakness. His full, rich voice, musical<br>
+ with a northern accent, which long residence in South Africa had not<br>
+ robbed of a note, filled every corner of the long aisle, and no section<br>
+ of the vast congregation was disappointed by reason of not hearing.<br>
+ Wearing a plain Geneva robe with the purple hood of his academic degree,<br>
+ he stood at the lectern, situated not many paces from the grave where<br>
+ his friend and son-in-law, Dr. Livingstone, lies.</p>
+ <p class="main">Dean Stanley was one of many clergymen present, and occupied
+ a seat just<br>
+ in front of the lectern.</p>
+ <p class="main">Dr. Moffat began by protesting that he was very nervous,
+ because, having<br>
+ been accustomed for fifty years or more to speak and teach and preach
+ in<br>
+ a language altogether different from European, he had contracted a habit<br>
+ of thinking in that language, and sometimes found it momentarily<br>
+ difficult to find the exact expression of his thoughts in English.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;If I might,&quot; he said, with a touch of dry humour
+ that frequently<br>
+ lighted up his discourse, &quot;speak to you in the Betchuana tongue I
+ could<br>
+ get along with ease. However, I will do what I can.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The lecture resolved itself into a quiet, homely, and exceedingly<br>
+ interesting chat, chiefly about the Betchuanas, with whom Dr. Moffat<br>
+ longest laboured. When he arrived in the country, early in the present<br>
+ century, he found the people sunk in the densest ignorance. Unlike most<br>
+ heathen tribes, they had no idea of a God, no notion of a hereafter.<br>
+ There was not an idol to be found in all their province, and one the<br>
+ lecturer's daughter showed to an intelligent leader of the people<br>
+ excited his liveliest astonishment. He was, indeed, so hopelessly<br>
+ removed from a state of civilisation that he ridiculed the notion of any<br>
+ one worshipping a thing made with his own hands.</p>
+ <p class="main">Dr. Moffat seems to have been, on the whole, kindly received
+ by the<br>
+ natives, though they could not make out what he wanted there. A special<br>
+ stumbling-block to them was, how it came to pass that when, as sometimes<br>
+ happened, he and Mrs Moffat were disrespectfully treated, they did not<br>
+ retaliate. This was satisfactorily explained to the popular mind by the<br>
+ assertion of a distinguished member of the community that the foreigners<br>
+ had run away from their country, and were content to bear any treatment<br>
+ rather than return to their own people, who would infallibly kill them.</p>
+ <p class="main">The great difficulty met by Dr. and Mrs. Moffat on the threshold
+ of<br>
+ their mission was their ignorance of the native language. There were no<br>
+ interpreters, and there was nothing for it but to grub along, patiently<br>
+ picking up words as they went. The Betchuanas were willing to teach them<br>
+ as far as they could, occasionally relieving the monotony of the lesson<br>
+ by a little joke at the pupils' expense. Once, Dr. Moffat told his<br>
+ hearers, a sentence was written down on a piece of paper, and he was<br>
+ instructed to take it to an aged lady, who was to give him something he<br>
+ was in need of. He found the old lady, who was scarcely handsome, and<br>
+ was decidedly wrinkled, and upon presenting the paper &quot;she blushed
+ very<br>
+ much.&quot; It turned out that the missionary had been the unconscious
+ bearer<br>
+ of a message asking the old lady to kiss him, &quot;which,&quot; Dr. Moffat
+ added,<br>
+ with a seriousness that appeared to indicate a sense of the awkwardness<br>
+ of the position still present in his mind, &quot;I did not want to do
+ at<br>
+ all.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">But he mastered the language at last, and then his moral
+ mastery over<br>
+ the strange people amongst whom he had been thrown commenced. He found
+ a<br>
+ firm ally in the Queen, who, first attracted by the flavour of the pills<br>
+ and other delicacies he was accustomed to administer to her in his<br>
+ capacity of physician, became his constant and powerful friend. Under<br>
+ her auspices Christianity flourished, and in Betchuana at the present<br>
+ time, where once a printed book was regarded as the white man's charm,<br>
+ thousands now are able to read and treasure the Bible as formerly they<br>
+ treasured the marks which testified to the number of enemies they had<br>
+ slain in battle. Peace reigns where once blood ran, and over a vast<br>
+ tract of country civilisation is closely following in the footsteps of<br>
+ the missionary.</p>
+ <p class="main">Dr. Moffat concluded a simple address, followed with intense
+ interest by<br>
+ the congregation, by an earnest plea for help for foreign missions. &quot;If<br>
+ every child of God in Europe and America,&quot; he said, &quot;would give<br>
+ something to this mission, the dark cloud which lies over this neglected<br>
+ and mysterious continent would soon be lighted, and before many years<br>
+ are passed we might behold the blessed sight of all Africa stretching<br>
+ forth her hands to God.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="190"></a>MR. SPURGEON.</p>
+ <p class="main">In a lane leading from the station at Addlestone is a massive
+ oak,<br>
+ which, if the gossips of the neighbourhood be trustworthy, has seen some<br>
+ notable sights. It is said that under its far-reaching branches<br>
+ &quot;Wycliffe has preached and Queen Elizabeth dined.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Here one summer evening I first heard Mr. Spurgeon preach.
+ The occasion<br>
+ was in connection with the building of a new Baptist Chapel, and when
+ I<br>
+ arrived the foundation stone was being utilised as a receptacle for<br>
+ offerings, over which Mr. Spurgeon, sitting on the wall, and shaded from<br>
+ the sun by an umbrella reverently held over his head by a disciple,<br>
+ jovially presided.</p>
+ <p class="main">After tea a pulpit was extemporised, upon the model of the
+ one at the<br>
+ Tabernacle, by covering an empty provision box with red baize, and<br>
+ fastening before it a wooden railing, also with its decent covering of<br>
+ baize. A pair of steps, constructed with a considerable amount of<br>
+ trouble, were placed in position before the rostrum; but when, a few<br>
+ minutes after seven o'clock, the preacher appeared, he scorned their<br>
+ assistance, and scrambled on to the box from the level of the field,<br>
+ grasping the rail as soon as he was in a position to face the<br>
+ congregation, as if he recognised in it a familiar friend, whose<br>
+ presence made him feel at home under the novel circumstances that<br>
+ surrounded him. There might, when Mr. Spurgeon stood up, have been<br>
+ some doubt whether his voice could be heard throughout the vast throng<br>
+ gathered in front of the tree. But the first tones of the speaker's<br>
+ voice dispelled uncertainty, and the congregation settled quietly down,<br>
+ whilst Mr. Spurgeon, with uplifted hands, besought &quot;the Spirit of
+ God to<br>
+ be with them, even as in their accustomed places of worship.&quot; A hymn
+ was<br>
+ sung, a portion of the 55th chapter of Isaiah read, another prayer<br>
+ offered up, and the preacher commenced his Sermon.</p>
+ <p class="main">He took for his text a portion of the 36th verse of the
+ 9th chapter of<br>
+ Matthew--&quot;He was moved with compassion.&quot; At the outset he sketched,
+ with<br>
+ rapid eloquence, the history of Jesus Christ. The first declaration that<br>
+ might have startled one not accustomed to the preacher's style of<br>
+ oratory was his expression of a preference for people who absolutely<br>
+ hated religion over those who simply regarded it with indifference.<br>
+ These former were people who showed they did think, and, like Saul of<br>
+ Tarsus, there was hope of their conversion.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;It is,&quot; he said, &quot;a great time when the
+ Lord goes into the devil's<br>
+ army, and, looking around him, sees some lieutenant, and says to him,<br>
+ 'Come along; you have served the black master long enough, I have need<br>
+ of you now.' It is astonishing how quietly he comes along, and what a<br>
+ valiant fight he fights on the side of his new master.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">Mr. Spurgeon had a protest to make against the practice
+ of refusing to<br>
+ help the poor except through the machinery of the Poor Law. Referring
+ to<br>
+ Christ's having compassionated the hungry crowd and fed them, he said:<br>
+ &quot;If Jesus Christ were alive now and presumed to feed a crowd of people,<br>
+ He would be had up by some society or other, and prosecuted for<br>
+ encouraging mendicancy. If He were alive in these days He would, I much<br>
+ fear, have occasion to say, 'I was hungry, and ye fed Me not; thirsty,<br>
+ and ye gave Me no drink; destitute, and you told Me to go on the<br>
+ parish.'&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">He thought tracts were very good things in their way, but
+ should not be<br>
+ relied upon solely as a means of bringing poor people to the Lord. &quot;I<br>
+ believe a loaf of bread often contains the very essence of theology, and<br>
+ the Church of God ought to look to it that there are at her gates no,<br>
+ poor unfed, no sick untended.&quot; He was rather hard on &quot;the clergy
+ of all<br>
+ denominations,&quot; regretting to say that &quot;as fish always stunk
+ first at<br>
+ the head, so a Church when it goes wrong goes bad first among its<br>
+ ministers.&quot; He concluded by an eloquent appeal to his hearers to
+ lose no<br>
+ time in seeking salvation, calling &quot;heaven and earth, and this old
+ tree,<br>
+ under which the Gospel was preached five hundred years ago, to bear<br>
+ witness that I have preached to you the word of God, in which alone<br>
+ salvation is to be found.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The sermon occupied exactly an hour in the delivery, and
+ was listened to<br>
+ throughout with profound attention. When it was over, Mr. Spurgeon held<br>
+ a sort of lev&eacute;e from the pulpit, the people pressing round to shake
+ his<br>
+ hand, and it was nearly nine o'clock before the last of the congregation<br>
+ had passed away, leaving Wycliffe's Tree to its accustomed solitude.</p>
+ <p class="main">The next time I heard Mr. Spurgeon preach was in his famous
+ church. The<br>
+ Tabernacle will hold six thousand people when full, and on this night
+ it<br>
+ was thronged from door to door, and from floor to ceiling, with a<br>
+ congregation gathered together to &quot;watch&quot; whilst the Old Year
+ died and<br>
+ the New was born. At eleven o'clock when Mr. Spurgeon, gownless and<br>
+ guiltless of white neck-tie, or other clerical insignia, unceremoniously<br>
+ walked on to the platform which serves him for pulpit, there was not a<br>
+ foot of vacant space in the vast area looked down upon from the<br>
+ galleries, for even the aisles were thronged. The capacious galleries<br>
+ that rise tier over tier to the roof were crowded in like manner, and<br>
+ the preacher stood, faced and surrounded by a congregation, the sight
+ of<br>
+ which might well move to the utterance of words that burn a man who had<br>
+ within him a fount of thoughts that breathe.</p>
+ <p class="main">There was no other prelude to the service than the simply
+ spoken<br>
+ invitation, &quot;Let us pray,&quot; and the six thousand, declaring themselves<br>
+ &quot;creatures of time,&quot; bent the knee with one accord to ask the
+ &quot;Lord of<br>
+ Eternity&quot; to bless them in the coming year. After this a hymn was
+ sung,<br>
+ Mr. Spurgeon reading out verse by verse, with occasional commentary, and<br>
+ not unfrequent directions to the congregation as to the manner of their<br>
+ singing.</p>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Dear friends, the devil sometimes makes you lag half
+ a note behind the<br>
+ leader. Just try if you can't prevail over him to-night, and keep up in<br>
+ proper time.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">There is no organ, nor even a tuning-fork, in use at the
+ Tabernacle. But<br>
+ the difficulties, apparently insuperable under these circumstances, of<br>
+ leading so vast a congregation in the singing of unpractised tunes is<br>
+ almost overcome by the skilful generalship of the gentleman who steps<br>
+ forward to the rails beside the preacher's table, pitches the note,<br>
+ and leads the singing. The hymn brought to a conclusion, Mr. Spurgeon<br>
+ read and commented upon a passage of Scripture from the 25th of Matthew.<br>
+ Then another hymn. &quot;Sing this verse very softly and solemnly,&quot;
+ says the<br>
+ pastor; and the congregation in hushed tones, that seem to thrill all<br>
+ through the aisles and up through the crowded galleries, sing:</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;Who of us death's awful road<br>
+ In the coming year shall tread,<br>
+ With Thy rod and staff, O God,<br>
+ Comfort Thou his dying bed.&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">After another prayer from the pastor, and one from one of
+ the deacons<br>
+ who accompanied him on the platform and sat behind in the crimson velvet<br>
+ arm-chairs, a third hymn was sung, and Mr. Spurgeon began his short<br>
+ address.</p>
+ <p class="main">He took for text the 42nd verse of the 12th chapter of Exodus:
+ &quot;It is a<br>
+ night to be much observed unto the Lord for bringing them out from the<br>
+ land of Egypt: this is that night of the Lord to be observed of all the<br>
+ children of Israel in their generations.&quot; The night referred to in
+ the<br>
+ text was that of the Passover--&quot;a night of salvation, decision,<br>
+ emigration, and exultation,&quot; said the preacher, &quot;and I pray
+ God that<br>
+ this night, the last of a memorable year, may be the same for you, my<br>
+ friends. Oh for a grand emigration among you like that of the departure<br>
+ of the people of Israel--an emptying out of old Egypt, a robbing of<br>
+ Pharaoh of his slaves, and the devil of his dupes!&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">It was understood that Mr. Spurgeon was labouring under
+ severe<br>
+ indisposition, and probably this fact gave to his brief address a tone<br>
+ comparatively quiet and unimpassioned. Only once did he rise to the<br>
+ fervent height of oratory to which his congregation are accustomed, and<br>
+ that at the close, when, with uplifted hands and louder voice, he<br>
+ apostrophised the parting year: &quot;Thou art almost gone, and if thou
+ goest<br>
+ now the tidings to the throne of God will be that such and such a soul<br>
+ is yet unsaved. Oh, stay yet a while, Year, that thou mayest carry with<br>
+ thee glad tidings that the soul is saved! Thy life is measured now by<br>
+ seconds, but all things are possible with God, and there is still time<br>
+ for the salvation of many souls.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">At five minutes to twelve the preacher paused, and bade
+ his hearers &quot;get<br>
+ away to the Throne of Grace, and in silent prayer beseech the Almighty<br>
+ to bless you with a rich and special blessing in the new year He is<br>
+ sending you.&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">The congregation bent forward and a great silence was upon
+ it, broken<br>
+ only by half-stifled coughing here and there, and once by the wailing
+ of<br>
+ an infant in the gallery. The minutes passed slowly and solemnly as the<br>
+ Old Year's &quot;face grew sharp and thin&quot; under the ticking of the
+ clock<br>
+ over the kneeling preacher and his deacons. The minutes dwindled down
+ to<br>
+ seconds, and then--</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p> <span class="smallquote">&quot;Alack, our friend is gone!<br>
+ Close up his eyes, tie up his chin<br>
+ Step from the corpse, and let him in<br>
+ That standeth at the door.&quot;</span></p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">&quot;Now, as we have passed into the New Year,&quot; said
+ Mr. Spurgeon, advancing<br>
+ to the rails as the last stroke of midnight died away, &quot;I do not
+ think<br>
+ we can do better than join in singing 'Praise God from whom all<br>
+ blessings flow.'&quot;</p>
+ <p class="main">No need now of instructions how to sing. The congregation
+ were almost<br>
+ before the leader in raising the familiar strain, with which six<br>
+ thousand voices filled the spacious Tabernacle.</p>
+ <p class="main">Then came the benediction, and a cheery &quot;I wish you
+ all a happy New<br>
+ Year, my friends,&quot; from Mr. Spurgeon.</p>
+ <p class="main">A great shout of &quot;The same to you!&quot; arose in response
+ from basement and<br>
+ galleries, and the congregation passed out into a morning so soft, and<br>
+ light, and mild, that it seemed as if the seasons were out of joint, and<br>
+ that the New Year had been born in the springtime.</p>
+ <p class="boldleft"><a name="196"></a>IN THE RAGGED CHURCH.</p>
+ <p class="main">The Ragged Church is one of the numerous by-paths through
+ which the<br>
+ managers of the Field Lane Institution strive to approach and benefit<br>
+ the poor of London. It is situate in Little Saffron Hill, Farringdon<br>
+ Road, the service being held in a barn-like room, which on weekdays<br>
+ serves for school, and is capable of accommodating a thousand children.<br>
+ No money has been expended in architectural embellishment, and no<br>
+ question of a controversial character is likely to arise in connection<br>
+ with accessories in the shape of altar, surplice, or candles. The Ragged<br>
+ Church avoids these stumbling-blocks by the simple expedient of doing<br>
+ without candles, surplices, or altar. It does not even boast a pulpit,<br>
+ but draws the line so as to take in a harmonium, indispensable for<br>
+ leading the tunes. At one end of the room is a platform, on which the<br>
+ harmonium stands, and whereon the service is conducted.</p>
+ <p class="main">It is the congregation rather than the preacher that I remember
+ best in<br>
+ connection with the Ragged Church. Half-past eleven is the hour for the<br>
+ commencement of service, and was fixed upon chiefly to suit the<br>
+ convenience of a portion of the congregation, who, having slept<br>
+ overnight in the casual wards, are considerately detained in them till<br>
+ eleven o'clock, by which time society is supposed to be comfortably<br>
+ seated in its own churches, and is thus saved the shock of suddenly<br>
+ coming upon Rags and Tatters going to church or elsewhither--Rags and<br>
+ Tatters, it being well understood, not always showing themselves proof<br>
+ against the temptation of improving the occasion by begging. At a<br>
+ quarter to eleven there filed into the church threescore little girls,<br>
+ all dressed in wincey dresses, with brown, furry jackets and little<br>
+ brown hats, a monotony of colour that served to bring into fuller<br>
+ contrast the red and black wool scarf each wore tightly tied round her<br>
+ neck. They all looked bright, clean, and happy, and one noted a<br>
+ considerable proportion of pretty-faced and delicately-limbed children.</p>
+ <p class="main">How they were born, or with what parentage, is in many cases
+ a question<br>
+ to which the records of the institution supply no answer. They were<br>
+ simply &quot;found&quot; on a doorstep, or arrested when wandering about
+ the<br>
+ street crying for the mother or the father who had cast them off. This<br>
+ class of school-girl is generally distinguished by the fineness of her<br>
+ Christian name, Blanche, and Lily, and Constance, being among the waifs<br>
+ and strays who have found a refuge with the kindly matron of the Field<br>
+ Lane Institution. There are others whose history is written plainly<br>
+ enough in the records of the police-courts.</p>
+ <p class="main">There is one, a prematurely aged little woman in her eleventh
+ year, who,<br>
+ previous to being sent here, passed of her own free will night after<br>
+ night in the streets, living through the day on her wits, which are very<br>
+ sharp. Another, about the same age, when taken into custody on something<br>
+ more than suspicion of picking pockets, was found the possessor of no<br>
+ fewer than seven purses. A third, who is understood to be now in her<br>
+ ninth year, earned a handsome livelihood in the Haymarket by frequenting<br>
+ the public houses, and with dramatic gestures singing the more popular<br>
+ concert-hall songs. One of the most determined and head-strong young<br>
+ ladies of the establishment was not privileged to be present at the<br>
+ morning service, being, in fact, in bed, where she was detained with the<br>
+ hope that amid the silence and solitude of the empty chamber she might<br>
+ be brought to see in its true light the heinousness of the offence of<br>
+ wilfully depositing her boots in a pail of water.</p>
+ <p class="main">Conviction for offences against the law is by no means a
+ general<br>
+ characteristic of the girls. For the most part, destitution has been the<br>
+ simple ground on which they have obtained admission to the institution.</p>
+ <p class="main">The girls being seated on the front benches to the right
+ of the<br>
+ harmonium, the tramp of many feet was heard, and there entered by the<br>
+ opposite side of the church some sixty boys in corduroys, short jackets,<br>
+ and clean collars. They took up a position on the left of the harmonium,<br>
+ and, with one consent, gravely folded their arms. Their private history<br>
+ is, in its general features, much the same as that of the girls. All<br>
+ are sent hither by order of the police-court magistrate, but<br>
+ many have not committed any crime save the unpardonable one of being<br>
+ absolutely and hopelessly homeless. It is not difficult, stating the<br>
+ broad rule, to pick out from the boys those who have been convicted of<br>
+ crime. As compared with the rest they are generally brighter looking,<br>
+ and gifted with a stronger physique.</p>
+ <p class="main">The distinction was strongly marked by the conjunction of
+ two boys who<br>
+ sat together on the front form. One who had stolen nothing less than a<br>
+ coalscuttle, observed projecting from an ironmonger's shop in Drury<br>
+ Lane, was a sturdy, ruddy-cheeked little man, who folded his arms in a<br>
+ composed manner, and listened with an inquiring interest to the words<br>
+ poured forth over his head from the platform. The boy next to him, a<br>
+ pale-faced, inert lad, who stared straight before him with lack-lustre<br>
+ eyes, had the saddest of all boys' histories. He was born in a casual<br>
+ ward, his father died in a casual ward, and his mother nightly haunts<br>
+ the streets of London in pursuance of an elaborately devised plan, by<br>
+ which she is able so to time her visits to the various casual wards as<br>
+ never to be turned away from any on the ground that she had slept there<br>
+ too recently.</p>
+ <p class="main">The foreground of the Ragged Church was bright enough, for
+ whilst there<br>
+ is youth there is hope, and in the present case there is also the<br>
+ knowledge that these children are under guardianship at once kind and<br>
+ wise. Presently the back benches began to fill with a congregation such<br>
+ as no other church in London might show. Crushed-looking women in limp<br>
+ bonnets, scanty shawls, and much-patched dresses crept quietly in. With<br>
+ them, though not in their company, came men of all ages, and of a<br>
+ general level of ragged destitution--a gaunt, haggard, hungry, and<br>
+ hopeless congregation as ever went to church on a Sunday morning. Some<br>
+ had passed the night in the Refuge attached to the institution; many had<br>
+ come straight from the casual wards; others had spent the long hours<br>
+ since sundown in the streets; and one, a hale old man who diffused<br>
+ around him an air of respectability and comfort, was a lodger at<br>
+ Clerkenwell Workhouse. His snuff-coloured coat with two brass buttons
+ at<br>
+ the back was the solitary whole garment visible in this section of the<br>
+ congregation.</p>
+ <p class="main">It was his &quot;Sunday out&quot; and having had his breakfast
+ at the workhouse,<br>
+ he had, by way of distraction, come to spend the morning and eat his<br>
+ lunch at the Field Lane Institution.</p>
+ <p class="main">One man might be forgiven if he slept all through the sermon,
+ for, as he<br>
+ explained, he had &quot;passed a very bad night.&quot; He had settled
+ himself to<br>
+ sleep on various doorsteps, with the fog for a blanket and the railings<br>
+ for pillow. But there appeared what in his experience was a quite<br>
+ uncommon activity on the part of the police, and he had been &quot;moved
+ on&quot;<br>
+ from place to place till morning broke, and he had not slept a wink or<br>
+ had half an hour's rest for the sole of his foot.</p>
+ <p class="main">There were not many of the labouring class among the couple
+ of hundred<br>
+ men who made up this miserable company. They were chiefly broken-down<br>
+ people, who, as tradesmen, clerks, or even professional men, had<br>
+ gradually sunk till they came to regard admission to the casual ward at<br>
+ night as the cherished hope that kept them up as they shuffled their<br>
+ way through the day. One man, who over a marvellous costume of rags<br>
+ carried the mark of respectability comprehended in a thin black silk<br>
+ necktie tied around a collarless neck, is the son of a late colonel of<br>
+ artillery, and has a brother at the present time a lieutenant in one of<br>
+ her Majesty's ships. After leading a reckless life, he turned his<br>
+ musical acquirements to account by joining the band of a marching<br>
+ regiment. Unfortunately, the death of his grandfather, two years ago,<br>
+ made him uncontrolled possessor of &pound;500, and now he is dodging his<br>
+ way among the casual wards of London, holding on to respectability and<br>
+ his good connections by this poor black silk necktie.</p>
+ <p class="main">Among the congregation was a bright-eyed, honest-looking
+ lad bearing the<br>
+ familiar name of John Smith. Three months ago he was earning his living<br>
+ in a Yorkshire coal pit, when a strike among the men threw him out of<br>
+ work. There being no prospect of doing anything in Yorkshire, he set out<br>
+ for London, having, as he said, &quot;heard it was a great place, where
+ work<br>
+ was plenty.&quot; With three shillings in his pocket he started from Leeds,<br>
+ and walked to London, doing the journey in nine days. He had neither<br>
+ recommendation nor introduction other than his bright, honest, and<br>
+ intelligent face, and that seems to have served him only to the extent<br>
+ of getting an odd job that occupied him two days.</p>
+ <p class="main">The service opened with singing, of which there was a plentiful<br>
+ repetition, the boys and girls in the foreground singing, the melancholy<br>
+ throng behind standing dumb. Hymn-books were supplied to them, and if<br>
+ they could read they might have found on the page from which the first<br>
+ hymn was taken a hymn so curiously infelicitous to the occasion that it<br>
+ is worth quoting a couple of verses. These are the two first:--</p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="main"> <span class="smallquote">Let us gather up the sunbeams<br>
+ Lying all around our path;<br>
+ Let us keep the wheat and roses,<br>
+ Casting out the thorns and chaff;<br>
+ Let us find our sweetest comfort<br>
+ In the blessings of to-day<br>
+ With a patient hand removing<br>
+ All the briars from the way.</span></p>
+ <p class="smallquote"> Strange we never prize the music<br>
+ Till the sweet-voiced bird has flown,<br>
+ Strange that we should slight the violets<br>
+ Till the lovely flowers are gone;<br>
+ Strange that summer skies and sunshine<br>
+ Never seem one half so fair<br>
+ As when winter's snowy pinions<br>
+ Shake the white down in the air.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p class="main">After the opening hymns <span class="italic">Sankey's Sacred
+ Song-Book</span>, in which this rhymed<br>
+ nonsense appears, was abandoned, and the congregation took to the<br>
+ admirable little selection of hymns compiled for the use of the<br>
+ institution, containing much less sentiment, and perhaps on the whole<br>
+ more suitable. After prayer and a short address, the boys and girls<br>
+ filed out as they had come in. Then the rest of the congregation rose,<br>
+ and as they passed out received a large piece of bread, supplemented by<br>
+ the distribution from a room on a lower storey of a cup of hot cocoa.<br>
+ Stretching all down the long flight of stone steps, they drank their<br>
+ cocoa and greedily munched the bread, and when it was done passed out<br>
+ into the sabbath noon, to slouch about the great city till the doors of<br>
+ the casual wards were open.</p>
+ <p class="main">They had &quot;gathered up all the sunbeams lying around
+ their path&quot; as far<br>
+ as the day had advanced, and there was no more for them till, at eight<br>
+ o'clock in the evening, the bread and tea should be set out before them<br>
+ under the workhouse roof.</p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
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+The Whitefriars Library of Wit & Humour
+
+FACES AND PLACES
+
+by
+
+HENRY W. LUCY
+(Author of "East by West: A Record of a Journey Round the World")
+
+With Portrait of the Author and Illustrations
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+London:
+Henry and Co, Bouverie Street, Ec
+
+
+
+_To J.R. Robinson, Editor and Manager of the "Daily News", at whose
+suggestion some of these articles were written, they are in their
+collected form inscribed, with sincere regard, by an old friend and
+colleague._
+
+London, _February_ 1892.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+Chap. Page
+
+ I. "FRED" BURNABY 1
+ II. A NIGHT ON A MOUNTAIN 23
+ III. THE PRINCE OF WALES 35
+ IV. A HISTORIC CROWD 41
+ V. WITH PEGGOTTY AND HAM 52
+ VI. TO THOSE ABOUT TO BECOME JOURNALISTS 62
+ VII. A CINQUE PORT 69
+ VIII. OYSTERS AND ARCACHON 77
+ IX. CHRISTMAS EVE AT WATT'S 86
+ X. NIGHT AND DAY ON THE CARS IN CANADA 100
+ XI. EASTER ON LES AVANTS 108
+ XII. THE BATTLE OF MERTHYR 125
+ XIII. MOSQUITOES AND MONACO 137
+ XIV. A WRECK IN THE NORTH SEA 145
+ XV. A PEEP AT AN OLD HOUSE OF COMMONS 152
+ XVI. SOME PREACHERS I HAVE KNOWN:--
+ Mr. Moody 170
+ "Bendigo" 176
+ "Fiddler Joss" 181
+ Dean Stanley 184
+ Dr. Moffat 187
+ Mr. Spurgeon 190
+ In the Ragged Church 196
+
+
+
+
+FACES AND PLACES
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+"FRED" BURNABY
+
+I made the acquaintance of Colonel Fred Burnaby in a balloon. In such
+strange quarters, at an altitude of over a thousand feet, commenced a
+friendship that for years was one of the pleasantest parts of my life,
+and remains one of its most cherished memories.
+
+It was on the 14th of September, 1874. A few weeks earlier two French
+aeronauts, a Monsieur and Madame Duruof, making an ascent from Calais,
+had been carried out to sea, and dropping into the Channel, had passed
+through enough perils to make them a nine days' wonder. Arrangements had
+been completed for them to make a fresh ascent from the grounds of the
+Crystal Palace, and half London seemed to have gone down to Sydenham to
+see them off. I was young and eager then, and having but lately joined
+the staff of the _Daily News_ as special correspondent, was burning for
+an opportunity to distinguish myself. So I went off to the Crystal
+Palace resolved to go up in the balloon.
+
+"No," said Mr. Coxwell, when I asked him if there were a seat to spare
+in the car. "No; I am sorry to say that you are too late. I have had at
+least thirty applications for seats, and as the car will hold only six
+persons, and as practically there are but two seats for outsiders, you
+will see that it is impossible."
+
+This was disappointing, the more so as I had brought with me a large
+military cloak and a pair of seal-skin gloves, under a general but
+well-defined impression that the thing to do up in a balloon was to keep
+yourself warm. Mr. Coxwell's account of the position of affairs so
+completely shut out the prospect of a passage in the car that I
+reluctantly resigned the charge of the military cloak and gloves, and
+strolled down to the enclosure where the process of inflating the
+balloon was going on. Here was congregated a vast crowd, which increased
+in density as four o'clock rang out, and the great mass of brown silk
+into which the gas was being assiduously pumped began to assume a
+pear-like shape, and sway to and fro in the light air of the autumn
+afternoon.
+
+About this time the heroes of the hour, Monsieur and Madame Duruof
+walked into the enclosure, accompanied by Mr. Coxwell and Mr. Glaisher.
+A little work was being extensively sold in the Palace bearing on the
+title-page, over the name "M. Duruof," a murderous-looking face, the
+letter-press purporting to be a record of the life and adventures of
+the French aeronauts. Happily M. Duruof bore but the slightest
+resemblance to this portrait, being a young man of pleasing appearance,
+with a good, firm, frank-looking face.
+
+By a quarter to five o'clock the monster balloon was almost fully
+charged, and was swaying to and fro in a wild, fitful manner, that could
+not have been beheld without trepidation by any of the thirty gentlemen
+who had so judiciously booked seats in advance. The wickerwork car now
+secured to the balloon was half filled with ballast and crowded with
+men, whilst others hung on to the ropes and to each other in the effort
+to steady it.
+
+But they could not do much more than keep it from mounting into mid-air.
+Hither and thither it swung, parting in swift haste the curious throng
+that encompassed it, and dragging the men about as if they were ounce
+weights. The wind seemed to be rising and the faces of the experienced
+aeronauts grew graver and graver, answers to the constantly repeated
+question, "Where is it likely to come down?" becoming increasingly
+vague. At last Mr. Glaisher, looking up at the sky and round at the
+neighbouring trees bending under the growing blast, put his veto upon
+Madame Duruof's forming one of the party of voyagers.
+
+"We are not in France," he said. "The people will not insist upon a
+woman going up when there is any danger. The descent is sure to be
+rough, will possibly be perilous, so Madame Duruof had better stay where
+she is."
+
+Madame Duruof was ready to go, but was at least equally willing to stay
+behind, and so it was settled that she should not leave the palace
+grounds by the balloon. I cast a lingering thought on the military cloak
+and the seal-skin gloves, in safe keeping in a remote part of the
+building. If Madame was not going there might be room for a substitute.
+But again Mr. Coxwell would not listen to the proposal. There were at
+least thirty prior applicants; some had even paid their money, and they
+must have the preference.
+
+At five o'clock all was ready for the start. M. Wilfrid de Fonvielle,
+a French aeronaut and journalist, took off his hat, and in full gaze of
+a sympathising and deeply interested crowd deliberately attired himself
+in a Glengarry cap, a thick overcoat, and a muffler. M Duruof put on
+his overcoat, and Mr. Barker, Mr. Coxwell's assistant, seated on the
+ring above the car, began to take in light cargo in the shape of
+aneroids, barometers, bottles of brandy and water, and other useful
+articles. M. Duruof scrambled into the car, one of the men who had been
+weighing it down getting out to make room for him. Then M. de Fonvielle,
+amid murmurs of admiration from the crowd, nimbly boarded the little
+ship, and immediately began taking observations. There was a pause, and
+Mr. Coxwell, who stood by the car, prepared for the rush of the Thirty.
+But nobody volunteered. Names were called aloud; only the wind, sighing
+amongst the trees made answer.
+
+"Il faut partir," said M. Duruof, somewhat impatiently. Then a
+middle-aged gentleman, who, I afterwards learned, had come all the way
+from Cambridge to make the journey, and who had only just arrived
+breathless on the ground, was half-lifted, half-tumbled in, amid
+agonised entreaties from Barker to "mind them bottles." The Thirty had
+unquestionably had a fair chance, and Mr. Coxwell made no objection as I
+passed him and got into the car, followed by one other gentleman, who
+brought the number up to the stipulated half-dozen. We were all ready to
+start, but it was thought desirable that Madame Duruof should show
+herself in the car. So she was lifted in, and the balloon allowed to
+mount some twenty feet, frantically held by ropes by the crowd below. It
+descended again, Madame Duruof got out, and in her place came tumbling
+in a splendid fellow, some six feet four high, broad-chested to boot,
+who instantly made supererogatory the presence of half a dozen of the
+bags of ballast that lay in the bottom of the car.
+
+It was an anxious moment, with the excited multitude spread round far as
+the eye could reach, the car leaping under the swaying balloon, and the
+anxious, hurried men straining at the ropes. But I remember quite well
+sitting at the bottom of the car and wondering when the new-comer would
+finish getting in. I dare say he was nimble enough, but his full arrival
+seemed like the paying out of a ship's cable.
+
+This was Fred Burnaby, only Captain then, unknown to fame, with Khiva
+unapproached, and the wilds of Asia Minor untrodden by his horse's
+hoofs. His presence on the grounds was accidental, and his undertaking
+of the journey characteristic. He had invited some friends to dine
+with him that night at his rooms, then in St. James's Street. Hearing
+of the proposed balloon ascent, he felt drawn to see the voyagers off,
+purposing to be home in time to dress for dinner. The defection of the
+Thirty appearing to leave an opening for an extra passenger, Burnaby
+could not resist the temptation. So with a hasty _Au revoir!_ to his
+companion, the Turkish Minister, he pushed his way through the crowd
+and dropped into the car.
+
+I always forgot to ask him how his guests fared. As it turned out, he
+had no chance of communicating with his servant before the dinner hour.
+The arrival of Burnaby exceeded by one the stipulated number of
+passengers, and Coxwell was anxious for us to start before any more got
+in. For a minute or two we still cling to the earth, the centre of an
+excited throng that shout, and tug at ropes, and run to and fro, and
+laugh, and cry, and scream "Good-bye" in a manner that makes our
+proposed journey seem dreadful in prospect. The circle of faces look
+fixedly into ours; we hear the voices of the crowd, see the women
+laughing and crying by turns, and then, with a motion that is absolutely
+imperceptible, they all pass away, and we are in mid-air where the echo
+of a cheer alone breaks the solemn calm.
+
+I had an idea that we should go up with a rush, and be instantly in the
+cold current of air in view of which the preparation of extra raiment,
+the nature of which has been already indicated, had been made. But here
+we were a thousand feet above the level of the Palace gardens, sailing
+calmly along in bright warm sunlight, and no more motion perceptible
+than if we were sitting on chairs in the gardens, and had been so
+sitting whilst the balloon mounted. It was a quarter past five when we
+left the earth, and in less than five minutes the Crystal Palace
+grounds, with its sea of upturned faces, had faded from our sight.
+Contrary to prognostication, there was only the slightest breeze, and
+this setting north-east, carried us towards the river in the direction
+of Greenwich. We seemed to skirt the eastern fringe of London, St.
+Paul's standing out in bold relief through the light wreath of mist that
+enveloped the city. The balloon slowly rose till the aneroid marked a
+height of fifteen hundred feet. Here it found a current which drove it
+slightly to the south, till it hovered for some moments directly over
+Greenwich Hospital, the training ship beneath looking like a cockle boat
+with walking sticks for masts and yards. Driving eastward for some
+moments, we slowly turned by Woolwich and crossed the river thereafter
+steadily pursuing a north-easterly direction.
+
+Looking back from the Essex side of the river the sight presented to
+view was a magnificent one. London had vanished, even to the dome of
+St. Paul's, but we knew where the great city lay by the mist that
+shrouded it and shone white in the rays of the sun. Save for this patch
+of mist, that seemed to drift after us far away below the car, there was
+nothing to obscure the range of vision. I am afraid to say how many
+miles it was computed lay within the framework of the glowing panorama.
+But I know that we could follow the windings of the river that curled
+like a dragon among the green fields, its shining scales all aglow in
+the sunlight, and could see where it finally broadened out and trended
+northward. And there, as M. Duruof observed with a significant smile,
+was "the open sea."
+
+There was no feeling of dizziness in looking down from the immense
+height at which we now floated--two thousand feet was the record as
+we cleared the river. By an unfortunate oversight we had no map of
+the country, and were, except in respect of such landmarks as
+Greenwich, unable with certainty to distinguish the places over which
+we passed.
+
+"That," said Burnaby from his perch up in the netting over the car,
+where he had clambered as being the most dangerous place immediately
+accessible, "is one of the great drawbacks to the use of balloons in
+warfare. Unless a man has natural aptitude, and is specially trained
+for the work, his observations from a balloon are of no use, a
+bird's-eye view of a country giving impressions so different from the
+actual position of places."
+
+This dictum was illustrated by the scene spread out beneath us. Seen
+from a balloon the streets of a rambling town resolve themselves into
+beautifully defined curves, straight lines, and various other highly
+respectable geometrical shapes.
+
+We could not at any time make out forms of people. The white highways
+that ran like threads among the fields, and the tiny openings in the
+towns and villages which we guessed were streets, seemed to belong to
+a dead world, for nowhere was there trace of a living person. The
+strange stillness that brooded over the earth was made more uncanny
+still by cries that occasionally seemed to float in the air around us,
+behind, before, to the right, to the left, but never exactly beneath
+the car. We could hear people calling, and had a vague idea they were
+running after us and cheering; but we could distinguish no moving
+thing. Yes; once the gentleman from Cambridge exclaimed that there
+were some pheasants running across a field below; but upon close
+investigation they turned out to be a troop of horses capering about
+in wild dismay. A flock of sheep in another field, huddled close
+together, looked like a heap of limestone chippings. As for the
+fields stretched out in wide expanse, far as the eye could reach,
+they seemed to form a gigantic carpet, with patterns chiefly diamond
+shape, in colour shaded from bright emerald to russet brown.
+
+At six o'clock the sun began to drop behind a broad belt of black
+cloud that had settled over London. The mist following us ever since
+we crossed the river had overtaken us, even passed us, and was
+strewed out over the earth, the sky above our heads being yet a
+beautiful pale blue. We were passing with increased rapidity over the
+rich level land that stretches from the river bank to Chelmsford, and
+there was time to look round at each other. Burnaby had come down from
+the netting and disposed his vast person amongst us and the bags of
+ballast. He was driven down by the smell of gas, which threatened to
+suffocate us all when we started. M. Wilfrid de Fonvielle, kneeling
+down by the side of the car, was perpetually "taking observations,"
+and persistently asking for "the readings," which the gentleman from
+Cambridge occasionally protested his inability to supply, owing either
+to Burnaby having his foot upon the aneroid, or to the Captain so
+jamming him up against the side of the car that the accurate reading
+of a scientific instrument was not only inconvenient but impossible.
+
+When we began to chat and exchange confidences, the fascination which
+balloon voyaging has for some people was testified to in a striking
+manner. The gentleman from Cambridge had a mildness of manner about him
+that made it difficult to conceive him engaged in any perilous
+enterprise. Yet he had been in half a dozen balloon ascents, and had
+posted up from his native town on hearing that a balloon was going up
+from the Crystal Palace. As for Burnaby, it was borne in upon me, even
+at this casual meeting, that it did not matter to him what enterprise
+he embarked upon, so that it were spiced with danger and promised
+adventure. He had some slight preference for ballooning, this being his
+sixteenth ascent, including the time when the balloon burst, and the
+occupants of the car came rattling down from a height of three thousand
+feet, and were saved only by the fortuitous draping of the half emptied
+balloon, which prevented all the gas from escaping.
+
+At half-past six we were still passing over the Turkey carpet,
+apparently of the same interminable pattern. Some miles ahead the level
+stretch was broken by clumps of trees, which presently developed into
+woods of considerable extent. It was growing dusk, and no town or
+railway station was near. Burnaby, assured of being too late for his
+dinner party, wanted to prolong the journey. But the farther the balloon
+went the longer would be the distance over which it would have to be
+brought back and Mr. Coxwell's assistant was commendably careful of his
+employer's purse. On approaching Highwood the balloon passed over a
+dense wood, in which there was some idea of descending. But finally the
+open ground was preferred, and, the wood being left behind, a ploughed
+field was selected as the place to drop, and the gas was allowed to
+escape by wholesale. The balloon swooped downward at a somewhat
+alarming pace, and if Barker had had all his wits about him he would
+have thrown out half a bag of ballast and lightened the fall. But after
+giving instructions for all to stoop down in the bottom of the car and
+hold onto the ropes, he himself promptly illustrated the action, and
+down we went like a hawk towards the ground.
+
+As it will appear even to those who have never been in a balloon, no
+advice could have been worse than that of stooping down in the bottom of
+the car, which was presently to come with a great shock to the earth,
+and would inevitably have seriously injured any who shared its contact.
+Fortunately Burnaby, who was as cool as if he were riding in his
+brougham, shouted out to all to lift their feet from contact with the
+bottom of the car, and to hang on to the ropes. This was done, and when
+the car struck the earth it merely shook us, and no one had even a
+bruise.
+
+Before we began to descend at full speed the grappling iron had been
+pitched over, and, fortunately, got a firm hold in a ridge of the
+ploughed land. Thus, when the balloon, after striking the ground, leapt
+up again into the air and showed a disposition to wander off and tear
+itself to pieces against the hedges and trees, it was checked by the
+anchor rope and came down again with another bump on the ground. This
+time the shock was not serious, and after a few more flutterings it
+finally stood at ease.
+
+The highest altitude reached by the balloon was three thousand feet, and
+this was registered about a couple of miles before we struck Highwood.
+For some distance before completing this descent we had been skimming
+along at about a thousand feet above the level of the fields, and the
+intention to drop being evident, a great crowd of rustics gallantly kept
+pace with the balloon for the last half-mile. By the time we were fairly
+settled down, half a hundred men, women, and children had converged upon
+the field from all directions, and were swarming in through the hedge.
+
+Actually the first in at the death was an old lady attired chiefly in a
+brilliant orange-coloured shawl, who came along over the ridges with a
+splendid stride. But she did not fully enjoy the privilege she had so
+gallantly earned. She was making straight for the balloon, when Burnaby
+mischievously warned her to look out, for it might "go off." Thereupon
+the old lady, without uttering a word in reply, turned round and, with
+strides slightly increased in length, made for the hedge, through which
+she disappeared, and the orange-coloured shawl was seen no more.
+
+All the rustics appeared to be in a state more or less dazed. What with
+having been running some distance, and what with surprise at discovering
+seven gentlemen dropped out of the sky into the middle of a ploughed
+field, they could find relief only in standing at a safe distance with
+their mouths wide open. In vain Barker talked to them in good broad
+English, and begged them to come and hold the car whilst we got out.
+No one answered a word, and none stirred a step, except when the balloon
+gave a lurch, and then they got ready for a start towards the protecting
+hedges. At last Burnaby volunteered to drop out. This he did, deftly
+holding on to the car, and by degrees the intelligent bystanders
+approached and cautiously lent a hand. Finding that the balloon neither
+bit nor burned them, they swung on with hearty goodwill, and so we all
+got out, and Barker commenced the operation of packing up, in which
+task the natives, incited by the promise of a "good drink," lent
+hearty assistance.
+
+We had not the remotest idea where we were, and night was fast closing
+in. Where was the nearest railway station? Perhaps if we had arrived in
+the neighbourhood in a brake or an omnibus, we might have succeeded in
+getting an answer to this question. As it was, we could get none. One
+intelligent party said, after profound cogitation, that it was "over
+theere," but as "over theere" presented nothing but a vista of
+fields--some ploughed and all divided by high hedges--this was scarcely
+satisfactory. In despair we asked where the high-road was, and this
+being indicated, but still vaguely and after a considerable amount of
+thought, Burnaby and I made for it, and presently succeeded in striking
+it.
+
+The next thing was to get to a railway station, wherever it might be,
+and as the last train for town might leave early, the quicker we arrived
+the better. Looking down the road, Burnaby espied a tumble-down cart
+standing close into the hedge, and strode down to requisition it. The
+cart was full of hampers and boxes, and sitting upon the shaft was an
+elderly gentleman in corduroys intently gazing over the hedge at the
+rapidly collapsing balloon, which still fitfully swayed about like a
+drunken man awaking out of sleep.
+
+"Will you drive us to the nearest railway station, old gentleman?" said
+Burnaby cheerily.
+
+The old gentleman withdrew his gaze from the balloon and surveyed us,
+a feeble, indecisive smile playing about his wooden features; but he
+made no other answer.
+
+"Will you drive us to the nearest railway station?" repeated Burnaby.
+"We'll pay you well."
+
+Still no answer came from the old gentleman, who smiled more feebly than
+ever, now including me in his intelligent purview. After other and
+diverse attempts to draw him into conversation, including the pulling of
+the horse and cart into the middle of the road, and the making of a
+feint to start it off at full gallop, it became painfully clear that the
+old gentleman had, at sight of the balloon, gone clean out of such
+senses as he had ever possessed, and as there was a prospect of losing
+the train if we waited till he came round again, nothing remained but to
+help ourselves to the conveyance. So Burnaby got up and disposed of as
+much of himself as was possible in a hamper on the top of the cart. I
+sat on the shaft, and taking the reins out of the old gentleman's
+resistless hand, drove off down the road at quite a respectable pace.
+
+After we had gone about a mile the old gentleman, who had been employing
+his unwonted leisure in staring at us all over, broke into a chuckle.
+We gently encouraged him by laughing in chorus, and after a brief space
+he said,--
+
+_"I seed ye coming."_
+
+As I had a good deal to do to keep the pony up and going, Burnaby
+undertook to follow up this glimmering of returning sense on the part of
+the old gentleman, and with much patience and tact he succeeded in
+getting him so far round that we ascertained we were driving in the
+direction of "Blackmore." Further than this we could not get, any
+pressure in the direction of learning whether there was a railway
+station at the town or village, or whatever it might be, being followed
+by alarming symptoms of relapse on the part of the old gentleman.
+However, to get to Blackmore was something, and after half an hour's
+dexterous driving we arrived at the village, of which the inn standing
+back under the shade of three immemorial oak trees appeared to be a fair
+moiety.
+
+We paid the old gentleman and parted company with him, though not
+without a saddening fear that the shock of the balloon coming down
+under his horse's nose, as it were, had permanently affected his brain.
+At Blackmore we found a well-horsed trap, and through woods and long
+country lanes drove to Ingatestone, and as fast as the train could
+travel got back to civilisation.
+
+This was the beginning of a close and intimate friendship, that ended
+only with Burnaby's departure for the Soudan. He often talked to me
+of himself and of his still young life. Educated at Harrow, he thence
+proceeded to Germany, where, under private tuition, he acquired an
+unusually perfect acquaintance with the French, Italian, and German
+languages, and incidentally imbibed a taste for gymnastics. At
+sixteen he, the youngest of one hundred and fifty candidates, passed
+his examination for admission to the army, and at the mature age of
+seventeen found himself a cornet in the Royal Horse Guards. At this
+time his breast seems to have been fired by the noble ambition to
+become the strongest man in the world. How far he succeeded is told
+in well-authenticated traditions that linger round various spots in
+Windsor and London. He threw himself into the pursuit of muscle with
+all the ardour since shown in other directions, and the cup of his
+joy must have been full when a precise examination led to the
+demonstration of the fact that his arm measured round the biceps
+exactly seventeen inches. He could put 'Nathalie' (then starring it
+at the Alhambra) to shame with her puny 56-lb. weight in each hand,
+and could 'turn the arm' of her athletic father as if it had been
+nothing more than a hinge-rusted nut-cracker. His plaything at
+Aldershot was a dumb-bell weighing 170 lbs., which he lifted straight
+out with one hand, and there was a standing bet of 10 pounds that no
+other man in the Camp could perform the same feat. At the rooms of
+the London Fencing Club there is to this day a dumb-bell weighing 120
+lbs., with record of how Fred Burnaby was the only member who could
+lift it above his head.
+
+There is a story told of early barrack days which he assured me was
+quite true. A horsedealer arrived at Windsor with a pair of beautiful
+little ponies he had been commanded to show the Queen. Before
+exhibiting them to her Majesty he took them to the Cavalry Barracks
+for display to the officers of the Guards. Some of these, by way of
+a pleasant surprise, led the ponies upstairs into Burnaby's room,
+where they were much admired. But when the time came to take leave an
+alarming difficulty presented itself. The ponies, though they had
+walked upstairs, could by no means be induced to walk down again. The
+officers were in a fix; the horsedealer was in despair; when young
+Burnaby settled the matter by taking up the ponies, one under each
+arm and, walking downstairs, deposited them in the barrack-yard. The
+Queen heard the story when she saw the ponies, and doubtless felt an
+increased sense of security at Windsor, having this astounding
+testimony to the prowess of her Household Troops.
+
+Cornet Burnaby was as skilful as he was strong. He was one of the best
+amateur boxers of the day, as Tom Paddock, Nat Langham, and Bob Travers
+could testify of their well-earned personal experience. Moreover, he
+fenced as well as he boxed, and the turn of his wrist, which never
+failed to disarm a swordsman, was known in more than one of the capitals
+of Europe. Ten years before he started for Khiva, there was much talk at
+the Rag of the wonderful feat of the young Guardsman, who undertook
+for a small wager to hop a quarter of a mile, run a quarter of a mile,
+ride a quarter of a mile, row a quarter of a mile, and walk a quarter of
+a mile in a quarter of an hour, and who covered the mile and a quarter
+of distance in ten minutes and twenty seconds.
+
+Fred Burnaby had, whilst barely out of his teens, realised his boyish
+dream, and become the strongest man in the world. But he had also begun
+to pay the penalty of success in the coin of wasted tissues and failing
+health. When a man finds, after anxious and varied experiments, that a
+water-ice is the only form of nourishment his stomach will retain, he is
+driven to the conviction that there is something wrong, and that he had
+better see the doctor. The result of the young athlete's visit to the
+doctor was that he mournfully laid down the dumb-bells and the foil,
+eschewed gymnastics, and took to travel.
+
+An average man advised to travel for his health's sake would probably
+have gone to Switzerland or the South of France, according to the sort
+of climate held to be desirable. Burnaby went to Spain, that being at
+the time the most troubled country in Europe, not without promise of an
+outbreak of war. Here he added Spanish to his already respectable stock
+of languages, and found the benefit of the acquisition in his next
+journey, which was to South America, where he spent four months
+shooting unaccustomed game and recovering from the effects of his
+devotion to gymnastics. Returning to do duty with his regiment, he began
+to learn Russian and Arabic, going at them steadily and vigorously, as
+if they were long stretches of ploughed land to be ridden over. A second
+visit to Spain provided him with the rare gratification of being shut up
+in Barcelona during the siege, and sharing all the privations and
+dangers of the garrison. Whilst in Seville during a subsequent journey
+he received a telegram saying that his father was seriously ill. France
+was at the time in the throes of civil war, with the Communists holding
+Paris against the army of Versailles. To reach England any other way
+than via Paris involved a delay of many days, and Burnaby determined to
+dare all that was to be done by the Communists. So, carrying a Queen's
+Messenger's bag full of cigars in packets that looked more or less like
+Government despatches, he passed through Paris and safely reached
+Calais.
+
+A year later he set forth intending to journey to Khiva, but on reaching
+Naples was striken with fever, spent four months of his leave in bed,
+and was obliged to postpone the trip. In 1874 he once more went to
+Spain, this time acting as the special correspondent of the Times with
+the Carlists, and his letters form not the least interesting chapter in
+the long story of the miserable war. In the early spring of 1875 he made
+a dash at Central Africa, hoping to find "Chinese Gordon" and his
+expedition. He met that gallant officer on the Sobat river, a stream
+which not ten Englishmen have seen, and having stayed in the camp for a
+few days, set out homeward, riding on a camel through the Berber desert
+to Korosko, a distance of five hundred miles. After an absence of
+exactly four months he turned up for duty at the Cavalry Barracks,
+Windsor, with as much nonchalance as if he had been for a trip to the
+United States in a Cunard steamer.
+
+It was whilst on this flight through Central Africa that the notion of
+the journey to Khiva came back with irresistible force. It had been done
+by MacGahan, but that plucky journalist had judiciously started in the
+spring. Burnaby resolved to accomplish the enterprise in winter; and
+accordingly, on November 30th, 1875, he started by way of St.
+Petersburg, treating himself, as a foretaste of the joys that awaited
+him on the steppes, to the long lonely ride through Russia in midwinter.
+At Sizeran he left civilisation and railways behind him, and rode on a
+sleigh to Orenburg, a distance of four hundred and eighty miles. At
+Orenburg he engaged a Tartar servant, and another stretch of eight
+hundred miles on a sleigh brought him to Fort No. 1, the outpost of the
+Russian army facing the desert of Central Asia. After this even the
+luxury of sleigh-riding was perforce foregone, and Burnaby set out on
+horseback, with one servant, one guide, and a thermometer that
+registered between 70 degrees and 80 degrees below freezing point, to
+find Khiva across five hundred miles of pathless, trackless, silent
+snow.
+
+Two Cossacks riding along this route with despatches had just before
+been frozen to death. The Russians, inured to the climate, had never
+been able to take Khiva in the winter months. They had tried once, and
+had lost six hundred camels and two-thirds of their men before they saw
+the enemy. But Fred Burnaby gaily went forth, clothed-on with
+sheepskins. After several days' hard riding and some nights' sleep on
+the snow, he arrived in Khiva, chatted with the Khan, fraternised with
+the Russian officers, kept his eyes wide open, and finally was invited
+to return by a telegram from the Commander-in-Chief, who had been
+brought to understand how this strange visitor from the Cavalry Barracks
+at Windsor had fluttered the military authorities at St. Petersburg.
+
+This adventure might have sufficed an ordinary man for a lifetime. But
+in the very next year, whilst his _Ride to Khiva_ remained the most
+popular book in the libraries, he paid a second visit to the Turcomans,
+seeking them now, not on the bleak steppes round Khiva, but in the more
+fertile, though by Europeans untrodden, plains of Asia Minor. He had one
+other cherished project of which he often spoke to me. It was to visit
+Timbuctoo. But whilst brooding over this new journey he fell in love,
+married, settled down to domestic life in Cromwell Gardens, and took to
+politics. It was characteristic of him that, looking about for a seat to
+fight, he fixed upon John Bright's at Birmingham, that being at the time
+the Gibraltar of political fortresses.
+
+The last time I saw Fred Burnaby was in September 1884. He was standing
+on his doorstep at Somerby Hall, Leicestershire, speeding his parting
+guests. By his side, holding on with all the might of a chubby hand
+to an extended forefinger, was his little son, a child some five years
+old, whose chief delight it was thus to hang on to his gigantic father
+and toddle about the grounds. We had been staying a week with Burnaby
+in his father's old home, and it had been settled, on the invitation
+of his old friend Henry Doetsch, that we should meet again later in
+the year, and set out for Spain to spend a month at Huelva. A few
+weeks later the trumpet sounded from the Soudan, and like an old
+war-horse that joyously scents the battle from afar, Burnaby gave up
+all his engagements, and fared forth for the Nile.
+
+At first he was engaged in superintending the moving of the troops
+between Tanjour and Magrakeh. This was hard work admirably done. But
+Burnaby was always pining to get to the front. In a private letter
+dated Christmas Eve, 1884, he writes: "I do not expect the last boat
+will pass this cataract before the middle of next month, and then I
+hope to be sent for to the front. It is a responsible post Lord
+Wolseley has given me here, with forty miles of the most difficult
+part of the river, and I am very grateful to him for letting me have
+it. But I must say I shall be better pleased if he sends for me when
+the troops advance upon Khartoum."
+
+The order came in due course, and Burnaby was riding on to the relief
+of Gordon when his journey was stopped at Abu-Klea. He was attached to
+the staff of General Stewart, whose little force of six-thousand-odd
+men was suddenly surrounded by a body of fanatical Arabs, nine
+thousand strong. The British troops formed square, inside which the
+mounted officers sat directing the desperate defence, that again and
+again beat back the angry torrent. After some hours' fighting, a
+soldier in the excitement of the moment got outside the line of the
+square, and was engaged in a hand-to-hand conflict with a cluster of
+Arabs. Burnaby, seeing his peril, dashed out to the rescue--"with a
+smile on his face," as one who saw him tells me,--and was making
+irresistible way against the odds when an Arab thrust a spear in his
+throat, and he fell off his horse dead. He sleeps now, as he always
+yearned to rest, in a soldier's grave, dug for him by chance on the
+continent whose innermost recesses he had planned some day to explore.
+
+The date of his death was January 17th, 1885. His grave is nameless,
+and its place in the lonely Desert no man knoweth.
+
+ "Brave Burnaby down! Wheresoever 'tis spoken
+ The news leaves the lips with a wistful regret
+ We picture that square in the desert, shocked, broken,
+ Yet packed with stout hearts, and impregnable yet
+ And there fell, at last, in close _melee_, the fighter
+ Who Death had so often affronted before;
+ One deemed he'd no dart for his valorous slighter
+ Who such a gay heart to the battle-front bore.
+ But alas! for the spear thrust that ended a story
+ Romantic as Roland's, as Lion-Heart's brief
+ Yet crowded with incident, gilded with glory
+ And crowned by a laurel that's verdant of leaf.
+ A latter-day Paladin, prone to adventure,
+ With little enough of the spirit that sways
+ The man of the market, the shop, the indenture!
+ Yet grief-drops will glitter on Burnaby's bays.
+ Fast friend as keen fighter, the strife glow preferring,
+ Yet cheery all round with his friends and his foes;
+ Content through a life-story short, yet soul-stirring
+ And happy, as doubtless he'd deem, in its close."
+
+Thus _Punch_, as it often does, voiced the sentiments of the nation
+on learning the death of its hero.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+A NIGHT ON A MOUNTAIN
+
+There are not many English abroad this morning on the top of
+the hill. In fact, unless they had passed the night here it
+would not be easy for them to present themselves, seeing that
+San Salvatore, though a very modest mound, standing as it does
+in the neighbourhood of the Alps, is high enough to lift its
+crest out of the curtain of mist that lies over the lower world.
+Lugano, its lake, and its many small towns--as like each other
+when seen from a distance as if they had been turned out of a
+mould--are understood to lie at some uncertain depth beneath
+the mist. In truth, unless they have wholly disappeared in the
+night, we know that they are there, for we walked up in the
+late afternoon with intent to sleep here.
+
+The people of Lugano, more especially the hotel-keepers, were much
+exercised at this undertaking. Nobody in recent recollection had been
+known to spend the night on San Salvatore, and if the eccentricity
+were permitted and proved enjoyable, no one could say that it might
+not spread, leaving empty beds at Lugano. There was, accordingly,
+much stress laid on possible dangers and certain discomforts.
+Peradventure there was no bed; assuredly it would be hard and damp
+and dirty. There would be nothing to eat, nor even to drink; and
+in short, if ever there was madness characteristic of the English
+abroad, here was the mid March of its season.
+
+But the undertaking was not nearly so mad as it looked. I had been
+up Salvatore on the previous day and surveyed the land. It is a
+place that still holds high rank in the Romish calendar of Church
+celebrations. Many years ago a chapel was built on its summit, and
+pilgrimages instituted. These take place at Ascension and Pentecost,
+when the hillside swarms with devout sons and daughters of Italy, and
+the music of high mass breaks the silence of the mountains. Even
+pilgrims must eat and drink and sleep, and shortly after the chapel
+was built there rose up at its feet, in a sheltered nook, a little
+house, a chapel-of-ease in the sense that here was sold wine of the
+country, cheese of the district, and _jambon_ reputed to come across
+the seas from distant "Yorck." A spare bedroom was also established
+for the accommodation of the officiating priests, and it was on the
+temporary reversion of this apartment that I had counted in making
+those arrangements that Lugano held to be hopelessly heretical.
+
+When, on my first visit to the top of San Salvatore, I reached
+the pilgrimage chapel, I found an old gentleman standing at the
+door of the hostelry by which the pilgrim must needs pass on
+his way to the chapel--a probably undesigned but profitable
+arrangement, since it brings directly under his notice the
+possibility of purchasing "vins du pays, pain, fromage,
+saucissons, and jambon d'Yorck."
+
+When I broached the subject of the night's entertainment the
+landlord was a little taken aback, and evidently inclined
+to dwell upon those inconveniences of which Lugano had made
+so much. But the more he thought of it, the more he liked the
+idea. As I subsequently learned, the hope of his youth, the
+sustenance of his manhood, and the dream of his old age was
+to see his little hut develop into a grand hotel, with a porter
+in the hall, an army of waiters bustling about, and himself in
+the receipt of custom. It was a very small beginning that two
+English people should propose to lodge with him for a night.
+Still, it was something, and everything must have a beginning.
+Monte Generoso, among the clouds on the other side of the lake,
+began in that way; and look at it now with its _chambres_ at
+eight francs a day, its _table d'hote_ at five francs, and its
+_bougies_ dispensed at their weight in silver!
+
+"Si, signor"; he thought it might be done. He was sure--nay,
+he was positive.
+
+As the picture of the hotel of the future glowed in his mind he
+became enthusiastic, and proposed that we should view the
+apartments. The bedroom we found sufficiently roomy, with both
+fireplace and one of the two windows bricked up to avoid
+draughts. The mattress of the bed, it is true, was stuffed with
+chopped straw, and was not free from suspicion of harbouring
+rats. But there was a gorgeous counterpane, whose many colours
+would have excited the envy of Joseph's brethren had their
+pilgrimage chanced to lead them in this direction. The floor
+was of cement, and great patches of damp displayed themselves
+on the walls. Over the bed hung a peaceful picture of a chubby
+boy clasping a crook to his breast, and exchanging glances of
+maudlin sentimentality with a sheep that skipped at his side.
+The damp had eaten up one of the legs of mutton, and the sheep
+went on three legs. But nothing could exceed the more than
+human tenderness with which it regarded the chubby boy with the
+crook.
+
+We soon settled about the bed, and there remained only
+the question of food. On this point also our host displayed
+even an increase of airy confidence. What would signor? There
+were sausage, ham of York, and eggs, the latter capable of
+presentation in divers shapes.
+
+This, it must be admitted, engendered a feeling of discouragement.
+We had two days earlier tasted the sausage of the country when
+served up in a first-class hotel as garnish to a dish of spinach.
+It is apparently made of pieces of gristle, and when liberated from
+the leather case that enshrines it, crumbles like a piece of old
+wall. Sausage was clearly out of the question, and the ham of York
+does not thrive out of its own country, acquiring a foreign flavour
+of salted sawdust. Eggs are very well in their way, but man cannot
+live on eggs alone.
+
+Our host was a man full of resources. Why should we not bring the
+materials for dinner from Lugano? He would undertake to cook them,
+whatever they might be. This was a happy thought that clenched the
+bargain. We undertook to arrive on the following day, bringing our
+sheaves with us, in the shape of a supply of veal cutlets.
+
+The ostensible object of spending a night on San Salvatore is to see
+the sun set and rise. The mountain is not high, just touching three
+thousand feet, an easy ascent of two hours. But it is a place
+glorious in the early morning and solemn in the quiet evening.
+Below lies the lake of Lugano, its full length visible. Straight
+before you, looking east, is the long arm that stretches to Porlezza,
+with its gentle curves where the mountains stand and cool their feet
+in the blue water. To the west, beyond a cluster of small and
+nameless lakes that lie on the plain, we see the other arm of the
+lake, with Ponte Tresa nestling upon it, and still farther west the
+sun gleams on the waters of Lago Maggiore. Above Porlezza is Monte
+Legnone, and far away on the left glint the snow peaks of the Bernina.
+High in the north, above the red tiles and white walls of the town of
+Lugano are the two peaks of Monte Camoghe, flanked by something that
+seems a dark cloud in the blue sky, but which our host says is the
+ridge of St. Gothard. The sun sets behind the Alps of the Valais
+among which towers the Matterhorn and gleam the everlasting snows of
+Monte Rosa.
+
+These form the framework of a picture which contains all the softness
+and richness of the beauty of a land where the grape and the fig
+grow, and where in these October days roses are in full bloom, and
+heliotropes sweeten every breath of air. Yesterday had opened
+splendidly, the morning sun rising over the fair scene and bringing
+out every point. But as we toiled up the hill this afternoon,
+carrying the cutlets, the sun had capriciously disappeared. The
+mountains were hid in clouds, and the lake, having no blue sky to
+reflect, had turned green with chagrin. There was little hope of
+visible sunset; but there was a prospect of sunrise, and certainty
+of a snug dinner in circumstances to which the novelty of the
+surroundings would lend a strange charm.
+
+It was rather disappointing on arriving to find that our acquaintance
+of yesterday had disappeared. I have reason to believe the excitement
+of our proposed visit had been too much for him, and that he had
+found it desirable to retire to rest in the more prosaic habitation
+of the family down in the town. He had selected as substitute the
+most stalwart and capable of his sons, a man of the mature age of
+thirty-five. This person had the family attribute of readiness of
+resource and perfect confidence. The enthusiasm which had been too
+dangerously excited in the breast of his aged parent had been
+communicated to him. He was ready to go anywhere and cook anything,
+and having as a preliminary arranged a napkin under his arm, went
+bustling about the table disturbing imaginary flies and flicking off
+supposititious crumbs, as he had seen the waiter do in the restaurant
+at the hotel down in the town.
+
+"Signor had brought the cutlets? Si, and beautiful they were! How
+would signor like to have them done? Thus, or thus, or thus?" in a
+variety of ways which, whilst their recital far exceeded my limited
+knowledge of the language, filled me with fullest confidence in
+Giacommetti.
+
+That was his name, he told me in one of his bursts of confidence;
+and a very pretty name it is, though for brevity's sake it may be
+convenient hereafter to particularise him by the initial letter.
+
+As I was scarcely in a position to decide among the various
+appetising ways of cooking suggested by G., I said I would leave it
+to him.
+
+But, then, the signor could not make a dinner of cutlets. What else
+would he be so good as to like? Sausage, ham of York, and eggs--eggs
+_a la coque_ or presented as omelettes. No? Then signor would commence
+with soup? Finally _potage au riz_ was selected out of the
+embarrassment of riches poured at our feet by the enthusiastic G.
+
+There being yet an hour to dinner, we ascended the few steps that
+led to the summit of the hill on which the chapel is perched, a
+marvel to all new-comers by the highway of the Lake. The door was
+open, and we walked in. There was no light burning on the altar,
+nor any water in the stone basin by the door. But there was all
+the apparatus of worship--the gaudy toyshop above the grand altar,
+the tiny side chapels, with their pictures of the dying Saviour,
+and the confessional box, now thick with dust, and echoless of
+sob of penitent or counsel of confessor. It was evidently a poorly
+endowed chapel, the tinsel adornments being of the cheapest and
+the candles of the thinnest. But in some past generation a good
+Catholic had bestowed upon it an altarcloth of richest silk,
+daintily embroidered. The colours had faded out of the flowers,
+and the golden hue of the cloth had been grievously dimmed. Still
+it remained the one rich genuine piece of workmanship in a chapel
+disfigured by an overbearing hankering after paper flowers and
+tinsel.
+
+Early the next morning, whilst reposing under the magnificent
+counterpane on the bed of chopped straw, I was awakened by hearing
+the chapel bell ring for mass. I thought it must be the ghost of
+some disembodied priest, who had come up through the darkness of
+the night and the scarcely more luminous mist of the morning to
+say a mass for his own disturbed soul. But, as I presently learned,
+they were human hands that pulled the bell-rope, and a living
+priest said mass all by himself in this lonely chapel whilst dawn
+was breaking over a sleeping world.
+
+I saw him some hours later sitting on the kitchen dresser, in the
+sanctum where G. worked the mysteries of his art. He was resting
+his elbows on his knees as he leaned forward, and had in his mouth
+a large pipe, from which he vigorously puffed. I found him a very
+cheerful old gentleman, by no means unduly oppressed with the
+solemnity of this early mass in the lonely chapel. He lived down
+at Barbeng, at the back of the hill, and had come up this morning
+purely as a matter of business, and in partial fulfilment of a
+contract entered into with one of his parishioners, whose husband
+had been lost at sea whilst yet they were only twelve months
+married. The widow had scraped together sufficient money to have
+a due number of masses said on San Salvatore for the repose of the
+soul of her young husband. So once a week, whilst the contract ran,
+the old priest made his way up through the morning mist, tolled the
+bell, said the mass, and thereafter comforted himself with a
+voluminous pipe seated on the dresser in G.'s kitchen.
+
+This is a digression, and I confess I have rather lingered over it,
+as it kept the soup waiting.
+
+The preparation was brought in in a neat white bowl gracefully
+carried aloft by G., who still insisted upon going about with a
+napkin under his arm. Everything was in order except the soup. I
+like to think that the failure may have been entirely due to myself.
+G. had proposed quite a dozen soups, and I had ignorantly chosen
+the only one he could not make. The liquid was brown and greasy,
+smelling horribly of a something which in recognition of G.'s good
+intention I will call butter. The rice, which formed a principal
+component part, presented itself in conglomerate masses, as if G.,
+before placing it in the tureen, had squeezed portions of it in his
+hand.
+
+Perhaps he had, for he was not in the humour to spare himself trouble
+in his effort to make the banquet a success.
+
+We helped ourselves plentifully to the contents of the tureen, which
+was much easier to do than to settle the disposition of the soup. G.
+was in an ecstasy of delight at things having gone on so well thus
+far. He positively pervaded the place, nervously changing the napkin
+from arm to arm, and frantically flicking off imaginary crumbs. At
+length it happily occurred to him that it would be well to go and
+see after the cutlets. Whereupon we emptied the soup back into the
+tureen, and when G. returned were discovered wiping our lips with
+the air of people who had already dined.
+
+After all, there were the cutlets, and G. had not indulged in
+exaggerated approval of their excellence when in a state of nature.
+They were those dainty cuts into which veal naturally seems to
+resolve itself in butcher's shops on the Continent. We observed
+with concern that they looked a little burned in places when they
+came to the table, and the same attraction of variety was maintained
+in the disposition of salt. There were large districts in the area
+of the cutlet absolutely free from savouring. But then you came upon
+a small portion where the salt lay in drifts, and thus the average
+was preserved. We were very hungry and ate the cutlets, which, with
+an allowance of bread, made up the dinner. There were some potatoes,
+fried with great skill, amid much of the compound we had agreed to
+call butter. But, as I explained to G. in reply to a deprecatory
+gesture when he took away the floating mass untouched, I have not
+for more than three years been able to eat a potato. One of my
+relations was, about that date, choked by a piece of potato, and
+since then I have never touched them, especially when fried in a
+great deal of butter.
+
+We had some cheese, for which Earl Granville's family motto would
+serve as literal description. You might bend it, but could not
+break it. I never was partial to bent cheese, but we made a fair
+appearance with this part of the feast, owing to the arrival of
+G.'s dog, a miserable-looking cur, attracted to the banquet-hall
+by unwonted savours. He seemed to like the cheese; and G., when he
+came in with the coffee, was more than ever pleased with our
+appreciation of the good things provided for us.
+
+"Rosbif and chiss--ha!" he said, breaking forth into English, and
+smiling knowingly upon us.
+
+He felt he had probed the profoundest depths of the Englishman's
+gastronomical weakness.
+
+With the appearance of the coffee the real pleasure of the evening
+commenced. Along nearly the whole of one side of the banquet-hall
+ran a fireplace, a recess of the proportions of a spare bedroom in
+an ordinary English house. There were no "dogs" or other contrivance
+for minimising the spontaneity of a fire. There are granite quarries
+near, and these had contributed an enormous block which formed a
+hearth raised about six inches above the level of the floor. On this
+an armful of brushwood was placed; and the match applied, it began
+to burn with cheerful crackling laughter and pleasant flame,
+filling the room with a fragrant perfume. For all other light a
+feeble oil lamp twinkled high up on the wall, and a candle burned
+on the table where we had so luxuriantly dined.
+
+The fitful light shone on the oil paintings which partly hid the
+damp on the walls. There was a picture (not a bad one) of St.
+Sebastian pierced with arrows, and in his death-agony turning
+heavenward a beautiful face. There was the portrait of another
+monk holding on to a ladder, each rung of which was labelled with
+a cardinal virtue. There was a crucifixion or two, and what
+elsewhere might well pass for a family portrait--an elderly lady,
+with a cap of the period, nursing a spaniel. The damp had spared
+the spaniel whilst it made grave ravages upon the lady, eating
+a portion of her cheek and the whole of her left ear.
+
+G. having the dinner off his mind, and having, as was gathered
+from a fearsome clattering in the back premises, washed up the
+dishes, wandered about the shadows in the background and showed
+a disposition for conversation. It was now he unfolded that dream
+of the hotel some day to be built up here, with the porter in the
+hall, the waiters buzzing round, the old man, his father, in the
+receipt of custom, and he (G.) exercising his great natural talents
+in supervising the making of soup, the frying of potatoes, and
+the selection of elastic cheeses. He showed, with pardonable pride,
+a visitors' book in which was written "Leopold, Prince of Great
+Britain and Ireland." His Royal Highness came here one rainy day
+in 1876, riding on a mule, and escorted by a bedraggled suite.
+
+Did they partake of any refreshments?
+
+No; the father, G. frankly admits, lost his head in the excitement
+of the moment--a confession which confirms the impression that, on
+a much less auspicious occasion, it has been thought desirable that
+a younger and stronger man should assume the direction of affairs.
+To proffer Royalty _potage au riz_ on such brief notice was of course
+out of the question. But the fatuous old gentleman had permitted a
+Prince of Great Britain and Ireland to descend the mountain without
+having tasted any other of the comestibles which were doubtless on
+hand at the time, and portions of which most probably remain to
+this day.
+
+About eight o'clock there were indications from the shadowy
+portions of the banqueting chamber that G. was getting sleepy, and
+that the hour had arrived when it was usual for residents to retire
+for the night. Even on the top of a mountain one cannot go to bed
+at eight o'clock, and we affected to disregard these signals.
+Beginning gently, the yawns increased in intensity till they became
+phenomenal. At nine o'clock G. pointedly compared the hour of the
+day as between his watch and mine.
+
+It was hard to leave a bright wood fire and go to bed at nine
+o'clock; but G. was irresistible. He literally yawned us out of
+the room, up the staircase, and into the bed-chamber. There was a
+key hanging by the outside of the door the size of a small club,
+and weighing several pounds. On the inside the keyhole, contrary to
+habitude, was in the centre of the door. From this point of approach
+it was, however, useful rather for ventilation than for any other
+purpose, since the key would not enter. Looking about for some means
+of securing the door against possible intrusions on the part of G.
+with a new soup, I discovered the trunk of a young tree standing
+against the wall. The next discovery was recesses in the wall on
+either side of the door, which suggested the evident purpose of the
+colossal bar. With this across the door one might sleep in peace,
+and I did till eight o'clock in the morning.
+
+G. had been instructed to call us at sunrise if the morning were
+fair. As it happened, our ill luck of the evening was repeated in
+the morning. A thick mist obscured all around us, though as we
+passed down to civilisation and Lugano the sun, growing stronger,
+lifted wreaths of white mist, and showed valley, and lake, and
+town bathed in glorious light.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+THE PRINCE OF WALES
+
+We in this country have grown accustomed to the existence of the
+Prince of Wales, and his personality, real and fabulous, is not
+unfamiliar on the other side of the Atlantic. But if we come to
+think of it, it is a very strange phenomenon. The only way to
+realise its immensity is to conceive its creation today, supposing
+that heretofore through the history of England there had been
+no such institution. A child is born in accidental circumstances
+and with chance connections that might just as reasonably have
+fallen to the lot of some other entity. He grows from childhood
+through youth into manhood, and all the stages, with increasing
+devotion and deference, he is made the object of reverential
+solicitude. All his wants are provided for, even anticipated. He
+is the first person to be considered wherever he goes. Men who
+have won renown in Parliament, in the camp, in literature, doff
+their hats at his coming, and high-born ladies curtsey.
+
+It is all very strange; but so is the rising of the sun and the
+sequence of the moon. We grow accustomed to everything and take
+the Prince of Wales like the solar system as a matter of course.
+
+Reflection on the singularity of his position leads to sincere
+admiration of the manner in which the Prince fills it. Take it for
+all in all, there is no post in English public life so difficult
+to fill, not only without reproach, but with success. Day and night
+the Prince lives under the bull's-eye light of the lantern of a
+prying public. He is more talked about, written about, and pulled
+about than any Englishman, except, perhaps, Mr. Gladstone. But Mr.
+Gladstone stands on level ground with his countrymen. If he is
+attacked or misrepresented, he can hit back again. The position of
+the Prince of Wales imposes upon him the impassivity of the target
+used in ordinary rifle practice. Whatever is said or written about
+him, he can make no reply, and the happy result which in the main
+follows upon this necessary attitude suggests that it might with
+advantage be more widely adopted.
+
+Probably in the dead, unhappy night when the rain was on the roof
+and the Tranby Croft scandal was on everybody's tongue, the Prince
+of Wales had some bad quarters of an hour. But whatever he felt or
+suffered, he made no sign. To see him sitting in the chair on the
+bench in court whilst that famous trial was proceeding, no one, not
+having prior knowledge of the fact, would have guessed that he had
+the slightest personal interest in the affair. There was danger of
+his even over-doing the attitude of indifference. But he escaped it,
+and was exactly as smiling, debonair and courtly as if he were in
+his box at the theatre watching the development of some quite other
+dramatic performance. He has all the courage of his race, and his
+long training has steeled his nerves.
+
+It would be so easy for the Prince of Wales to make mistakes that
+would alienate from him the affection which is now his in unstinted
+measure. There are plenty of precedents, and a fatal fulness of
+exemplars. Take, for example, his relations with political life. It
+would not be possible for him now, as a Prince of Wales did at the
+beginning of the century, to form a Parliamentary party, and
+control votes in the House of Commons by cabals hatched at
+Marlborough House. But he might, if he were so disposed, in less
+occult ways meddle in politics. As a matter of fact, noteworthy and
+of highest honour to the Prince, the outside public have not the
+slightest idea to which side of politics his mind is biassed. They
+know all about his private life, what he eats, and how much; how he
+dresses, whom he talks to, what he does from the comparatively
+early hour at which he rises to the decidedly late one at which he
+goes to bed. But in all the gossip daily poured forth about him
+there is never a hint as to whether he prefers the politics of Tory
+or Liberal, the company of Lord Salisbury or Mr. Gladstone.
+
+In a country where every man in whatever station of life is a keen
+politician, this is a great thing to say for one in the position of
+the Prince of Wales.
+
+This absolute impartiality of attitude does not arise from
+indifference to politics or to the current of political warfare.
+The Prince is a Peer of Parliament, sits as Duke of Cornwall, and
+under that name figures in the division lists on the rare occasions
+when he votes. When any important debate is taking place in the
+House, he is sure to be found in his corner seat on the front Cross
+Bench, an attentive listener. Nor does he confine his attention to
+proceedings in the House of Lords. In the Commons there is no more
+familiar figure than his seated in the Peers' Gallery over the
+clock, with folded hands irreproachably gloved, resting on the
+rail before him as he leans forward and watches with keen interest
+the sometimes tumultuous scene.
+
+Thus he sat one afternoon in the spring of the session of 1875. He
+had come down to hear a speech with which his friend, Mr. Chaplin,
+was known to be primed. The House was crowded in every part, a
+number of Peers forming the Prince's suite in the gallery, while
+the lofty figure of Count Munster, German Ambassador, towered at
+his right hand, divided by the partition between the Peers'
+Gallery and that set apart for distinguished strangers. It was a
+great occasion for Mr. Chaplin, who sat below the gangway visibly
+pluming himself and almost audibly purring in anticipation of
+coming triumph. But a few days earlier the eminent orator had the
+misfortune to incur the resentment of Mr. Joseph Gillis Biggar.
+All unknown to him, Joseph Gillis was now lying in wait, and just
+as the Speaker was about to call on the orator of the evening,
+the Member for Cavan rose and observed,--
+
+"Mr. Speaker, Sir, I believe there are strangers in the house."
+
+The House of Commons, tied and bound by its own archaic
+regulations, had no appeal against the whim of the indomitable
+Joey B. He had spied strangers in due form, and out they must go.
+So they filed forth, the Prince of Wales at the head of them, the
+proud English Peers following, and by another exit the Envoy of the
+most potent sovereign of the Continent, representative of a nation
+still flushed with the overthrow of France--all publicly and
+peremptorily expelled at the raising of the finger of an uneducated,
+obscure Irishman, who, when not concerned with the affairs of the
+Imperial Parliament, was curing bacon at Belfast and selling it at
+enhanced prices to the Saxon in the Liverpool market.
+
+The Prince of Wales bore this unparalleled indignity with the good
+humour which is one of his richest endowments. He possesses in rare
+degree the faculty of being amused and interested. The British
+workman, who insists on his day's labour being limited by eight
+hours, would go into armed revolt if he were called upon to toil
+through so long a day as the Prince habitually faces. Some of its
+engagements are terribly boring, but the Prince smiles his way
+through what would kill an ordinary man. His manner is charmingly
+unaffected, and through all the varying duties and circumstances of
+the day he manages to say and do the right thing. It is not a heroic
+life, but it is in its way a useful one, and must be exceedingly hard
+to live.
+
+Watching the Prince of Wales moving through an assemblage, whether
+it be as he enters a public meeting or as he strolls about the
+greensward at Marlborough House on the occasion of a garden party,
+the observer may get some faint idea of the strain ever upon him. You
+can see his eyes glancing rapidly along the line of the crowd in
+search of some one whom he can make happy for the day by a smile or a
+nod of recognition. If there were one there who might expect the
+honour, and who was passed over, the Prince knows full well how sore
+would be the heart-burning.
+
+There is nothing prettier at the garden party than to see him walking
+through the crowd of brave men and fair women with the Queen on his
+arm. Her Majesty used in days gone by to be habile enough at the
+performance of this imperative duty laid upon Royalty of singling
+out persons for recognition. Now, when he is in her company, the
+Prince of Wales does it for her. Escorting her, bare-headed,
+through the throng; he glances swiftly to right or left, and when he
+sees some one whom he thinks the Queen should smile upon he whispers
+the name. The Queen thereupon does her share in contributing to the
+sum of human happiness.
+
+It is, as I began by saying, all very strange if we look calmly at it.
+But, in the present order of things, it has to be done. It is the
+Prince of Wales's daily work, and it is impossible to conceive it
+accomplished with fuller appearance of real pleasure on the part of
+the active agent.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+A HISTORIC CROWD.
+
+"I very much regret that so much of your valuable time has been
+absorbed," said the Lord Chief Justice, speaking to the Tichborne
+Jury, as the massive form of the Claimant vanished through the side
+door, never more to enter the Court of Queen's Bench; "but it will
+be a consolation to you to think that your names will be associated
+in history with the most remarkable trial that has ever occurred in
+the annals of England."
+
+There was another jury outside Sir Alexander Cockburn's immediate
+observation that always struck me, and I saw a good deal of it, as
+not the least notable feature in the great trial that at one time
+engrossed the attention of the English-speaking race. That was the
+crowd that gathered outside the Courts of Justice, then still an
+adjunct of Westminster Hall.
+
+As there never was before a trial like that of the Claimant, so
+there never was a crowd like this. It had followed him through all
+the vicissitudes of his appeal to the jury of his countrymen, and
+of his countrymen's subsequently handing him over to another jury
+upon a fresh appeal. It began to flood the broad spaces at the
+bottom of Parliament Street in far-off days when the case of
+Tichborne _v._ Lushington was opened in the Sessions House, and it
+continued without weariness or falling-off all through the progress
+of the civil suit, beginning again with freshened zeal with the
+commencement of the criminal trial.
+
+Like the Severn, Palace Yard filled twice a day whilst the blue
+brougham had its daily mission to perform, the crowd assembling in
+the morning to welcome the coming Claimant, and foregathering in
+the evening to speed him on his departure westward. It ranged in
+numbers from 5000 down to 1000. Put the average at 3000, multiply
+it by 291, the aggregate number of days which the Claimant was
+before the Courts in his varied character of plaintiff and
+defendant, and we have 873,000 as the total of the assemblage.
+
+As a rule, the congregation of Monday was the largest of the week.
+Why this should be, students of the manners of this notable crowd
+were not agreed. Some held that the circumstance was to be accounted
+for by the fact that two days had elapsed during which the Claimant
+was not on view, and that on Monday the crowd came back, like a
+giant refreshed, to the feast, which, by regular repetition, had
+partially palled on Friday's appetite. Others found the desired
+explanation in the habit which partly obtains among the labouring
+classes of taking Monday as a second day of rest in the week, and
+of devoting a portion of it to the duty of going down to Westminster
+Hall to cheer "Sir Roger."
+
+Probably both causes united to bring together the greater crowd of
+Monday afternoons. It must not be supposed that the mob was composed
+wholly or principally of what are called the working classes. When
+an hon. member rose in the House of Commons, and complained of the
+inconvenience occasioned to legislators by the "Tichborne crowd,"
+another member observed that, relative numbers considered, the House
+of Commons contributed as much to swell the throng as any other
+section of the people. During the last months of the trial, if any
+class predominated it was that which came from the provinces. The
+Claimant was undoubtedly one of the sights of London and before his
+greater attraction the traditional Monument which elsewhere--
+
+ "Lifts its tall head and like a bully lies,"
+
+sank into absolute insignificance. Not to have seen the Claimant,
+argued the London of the period unknown. Fashionably dressed ladies
+and exquisitely attired gentlemen battled for front places upon the
+pavement with sturdy agriculturists who had brought their wives and
+daughters to see "Sir Roger," and who had not the slightest
+intention of going back till they had accomplished their desire.
+
+It came to pass that there were some two hundred faces in the crowd
+familiar to the police as daily attendants at the four o'clock
+festival in Palace Yard. Day after day, they came to feast their
+eyes on the portly figure of "Sir Roger," and, having gazed their
+fill, went away, to return again on the morrow. There was one aged
+gentleman whose grey gaiters, long-tailed coat, and massive umbrella
+were as familiar in Palace Yard as are the features on the clock-face
+in the tower. He came up from somewhere in the country in the days
+when Kenealy commenced his first speech, and, being a hale old man,
+he survived long enough to be in the neighbourhood when the learned
+gentleman had finished his second. At the outset, he was wont to
+fight gallantly for a place of vantage in the ranks near the arch-way
+of the Hall. Then, before the advances of younger and stouter
+newcomers, he faded away into the background. Towards the end, he
+wandered about outside the railings in Bridge Street, and, as the
+clock struck four, got the umbrella as near as its natural
+obstructiveness would permit to the carriage-gate whence the
+Claimant's brougham was presently to issue.
+
+At first the police authorities dealt with the assembly in the
+ordinary manner, a more or less sufficient force being told off for
+the duty of keeping the thoroughfare clear. It soon became manifest
+that the Tichborne crowd, like everything else in connection with
+the trial, required especial treatment, and accordingly a carefully
+elaborated scheme was prepared. Superintendent Denning had under his
+command, for the preservation of peace and order in Palace Yard and
+the adjacent thoroughfares, not less than sixty men. One or two were
+stationed in the justice-chamber itself, and must by the time the
+verdict had been delivered have got pretty well up in the details of
+the case. Others guarded the entrance-door; others lined the passage
+into the yard, others were disposed about the yard itself; whilst,
+after three o'clock, two strong companies stood in reserve in the
+sheds that flank the entrance to the Hall. At half past three the
+crowd began to assemble, building itself up upon the little nucleus
+that had been hanging about all day. The favourite standpoint,
+especially in the cold, uncertain winter weather that marked the
+conclusion of the trial, was inside Westminster Hall, where the
+people were massed on the far side of a temporary barricade which
+the Tichborne case called into being, the railing of which was worn
+black by the touch of the hands of the faithful.
+
+Outside, in the yard, the crowd momentarily thickened till it formed
+a dense lane, opening out from the front of the Hall, and turning to
+the left down to the south carriage-gate. The railings in Bridge
+Street and St. Margaret's Street were banked with people, and ranks
+were formed on the pavement in front of the grass-plot. At a quarter
+to four the policemen under the shed received the word of command,
+and marched out into St. Margaret's Street, some filing off to take
+charge of the gates, whilst the rest were drawn up on the pavement
+opposite and at the corner of Bridge Street, with the mission of
+preventing rushes after the Claimant's carriage as it drove through.
+A few minutes later the distinguished vehicle itself--a plain,
+dark-blue brougham, drawn by a finely bred bay mare--drove into the
+yard, and, taking up its position a little on one side of the entrance
+to the Hall, became the object of curious and respectful consideration.
+As the great clock boomed four strokes, the doors of the Court opened,
+and the privileged few who had been present at the day's proceedings
+issued forth.
+
+The excitement increased as the Court emptied, culminating when,
+after a brief lull, the Claimant himself appeared, and waddled down
+the living lane that marked the route to his carriage. There was
+much cheering and a great amount of pocket-handkerchief waving,
+which "Sir Roger" acknowledged by raising his hat and smiling that
+"smile of peculiar sweetness and grace" which Dr. Kenealy brought
+under the notice of the three judges and a special jury. As the
+Claimant walked through the doorway, closely followed by the
+Inspector, the policemen on guard suddenly closed the doors, and
+the public within Westminster Hall found themselves netted and
+hopelessly frustrated in what was evidently their intention of
+rushing out and sharing the outside crowd's privilege of staring
+at the Claimant, as he actually stepped into his carriage.
+
+The outside throng in Palace Yard, meanwhile, made the most of
+their special privilege, crowding round "Sir Roger" and cheering
+in a manner that made the bay mare plunge and rear. With the least
+possible delay, the Claimant is got into the brougham, the door is
+banged to, and the bay mare is driven swiftly through the Yard, the
+crowd closing in behind. But when they reach the gates, and essay
+to pass and flood the streets beyond, where the gigantic umbrella
+of the aged gentleman looms uplifted over the shoulders of the line
+of police like the section of a windmill sail, the iron gates are
+swung to, and this, the second and larger portion of the crowd, is
+likewise safely trapped, and can gaze upon the retreating brougham
+only through iron bars that, in this instance at least, "do make a
+cage." There are not many people outside, for it is hard to catch
+even a passing glimpse of the occupant of the carriage as it drives
+swiftly westward to Pimlico, finally pulling up in a broad street of
+a severely respectable appearance, not to be marred even by the near
+contiguity of Millbank convict prison.
+
+Here also is a crowd, though only a small one, and select to wit,
+being composed chiefly of well-dressed ladies, forming part of a
+band of pilgrims who daily walked up and down the street, waiting
+and watching the outgoing and incoming of "Sir Roger." They are
+rewarded by the polite upraising of "Sir Roger's" hat, and a further
+diffusion of the sweet and gracious smile; and having seen the door
+shut upon the portly form, and having watched the brougham drive
+off, they, too, go their way, and the drama is over for the day.
+
+But the crowd in and about Palace Yard have not accomplished their
+mission when they have seen the blue brougham fade in the distance.
+There is the "Doctor" to come yet, and all the cheering has to be
+repeated, even with added volume of sound. When the Claimant has
+got clear away, and the crowd have had a moment or two of
+breathing-time, the "Doctor" walks forth from the counsels'
+entrance, and is received with a burst of cheering and clapping
+of hands, which, "just like Sir Roger", he acknowledges by raising
+his hat, but, unlike him, permits no trace of a smile to illumine
+his face. Without looking right or left, the "Doctor" walks
+northward, raising his hat as he passes the caged and cheering
+crowd in Palace Yard. With the same grave countenance, not moved in
+the slightest degree by the comical effect of the big men in the
+crowd at his heels waving their hats over his head, the "Doctor"
+crosses Bridge Street, and walks into Parliament Street, as far as
+the Treasury, where a cab is waiting. Into this he gets with much
+deliberation, and, with a final waving of his hat, and always with
+the same imperturbable countenance, is driven off, and Parliament
+Street, subsiding from the turmoil in which the running, laughing,
+shouting mob have temporarily thrown it, finds time to wonder
+whether it would not have been more convenient for all concerned if
+the "Doctor's" cab had picked him up at the door of Westminster Hall.
+
+Slowly approached the end of this marvellous, and to a succeeding
+generation almost incredible, and altogether inexplicable,
+phenomenon. It came about noon, on Saturday, the final day of
+February, 1874.
+
+A few minutes before ten o'clock on that morning the familiar bay
+mare and the well-known blue brougham--where are they now?--appeared
+in sight, with a contingent of volunteer running footmen, who
+cheered "Sir Roger" with unabated enthusiasm. As the carriage passed
+through into the yard, a cordon of police promptly drew up behind it
+across the gateway, and stopped the crowd that would have entered
+with it. But inside there was, within reasonable limits, no
+restraint upon the movements of the Claimant's admirers, who lustily
+cheered, and wildly waved their hats, drowning in the greater sound
+the hisses that came from a portion of the assemblage. The Claimant
+looked many shades graver than in the days when Kenealy's speech
+was in progress. Nevertheless, he smiled acknowledgment of the
+reception, and repeatedly raised his hat. When he had passed in,
+the throng in Palace Yard rapidly vanished, not more than a couple
+of hundred remaining in a state of vague expectation. Westminster
+Hall itself continued to be moderately full, a compact section of
+the crowd that had secured places of vantage between the barricade
+and the temporary telegraph station evidently being prepared to see
+it out at whatever hour the end might come.
+
+For the next hour there was scarcely any movement in the Hall, save
+that occasioned by persons who lounged in, looked round, and either
+ranged themselves in the ranks behind the policemen, or strolled
+out again, holding to the generally prevalent belief that if they
+returned at two o'clock they would still have sufficient hours to
+wait. In the Yard a thin line extended from the side of the Hall
+gateway backwards to the railings in St. Margaret's Street, with
+another line drawn up across the far edge of the broad carriage-way
+before the entrance. There was no ostentatious show of police, but
+they had a way of silently filing out from under the sheds or out
+of the Commons' gateway in proportion as the crowd thickened, which
+conveyed the impression that there was a force somewhere about that
+would prove sufficient to meet any emergency. As a matter of fact,
+Mr. Superintendent Denning had under his command three hundred men,
+who had marched down to Westminster Hall at six o'clock in the
+morning, and were chiefly disposed in reserve, ready for action as
+circumstances might dictate.
+
+At half-past eleven, there being not more than three or four hundred
+people in Palace Yard, a number of Press messengers, rushing
+helter-skelter out of the court and into waiting cabs, indicated the
+arrival of some critical juncture within the jealously guarded
+portals. Presently it was whispered that the Lord Chief Justice had
+finished his summing up, and that Mr. Justice Mellor was addressing
+the jury. A buzz of conversation rose and fell in the Hall, and the
+ranks drew closer up, waiting in silence the consummation that could
+not now be far distant.
+
+The news spread with surprising swiftness, not only in Palace Yard,
+but throughout Bridge Street and St. Margaret's Street, and the
+railings looking thence into the yard became gradually banked with
+rows of earnest faces. Little groups formed on the pavement about
+the corners of Parliament Street. Faces appeared at the windows of
+the houses overlooking the Yard, and the whole locality assumed an
+aspect of grave and anxious expectation. A few minutes after the
+clock in the tower had slowly boomed forth twelve strokes it was
+known in the Bail Court, where a dozen rapid hands were writing out
+words the echo of which had scarcely died away in the inner court,
+that the Judges had finished their task, and that the Jury had
+retired to consider their verdict. It was known also in the lobbies,
+where a throng of gowned and wigged barristers were assembled,
+hanging on as the fringe of the densely packed audience that sat
+behind the Claimant, and overflowed by the opened doorway. Thence
+it reached the crowd outside, and after the first movement and hum
+of conversation had subsided, a dead silence fell upon Westminster
+Hall, and all eyes were fixed upon the door by which, at any moment,
+messengers might issue with the word or words up to the utterance of
+which by the Foreman of the Jury the great trial slowly dragged its
+length.
+
+Half an hour later the door burst open, and messengers came leaping
+in breathless haste down the steps and across the Hall, shouting as
+they ran,--
+
+"Guilty! Guilty on all counts!" The words were taken up by the
+crowd, and passed from mouth to mouth in voices scarcely above a
+whisper. It was a flock of junior barristers, issuing from the
+court, radiant and laughing, who brought the next news.
+
+"Fourteen years! Fourteen years!" they called out.
+
+This time the crowd in Westminster Hall took up the cry in louder
+tones, and there was some attempt at cheering, but it did not
+prevail. The less dense crowd in the Yard received the intelligence
+without any demonstration and after a brief pause made off with one
+consent for the judges' entrance in St. Margaret's Street, where,
+peradventure, they might see the prisoner taken away, or at least
+would catch a glimpse of the judges and counsel.
+
+From this hour up to nearly four o'clock the crowd, in numbers far
+exceeding those present at the first intimation of the verdict and
+sentence, hung about St. Margaret's Street and Palace Yard waiting
+for the coming forth of the prisoner, who had long ago been safely
+lodged in Newgate. They did not know that as soon as the convict
+was given in charge of the tipstaff of the court he was led away by
+Inspector Denning, along a carefully planned and circuitous route
+that entirely baffled the curiosity of the waiting crowd. Through the
+Court of Exchequer the prisoner and his guards went, by the members'
+private staircase, across the lobby, along the corridor, through the
+smoking-room into the Commons Courtyard, where a plain police
+omnibus was in waiting with an escort of eleven men. In this the
+prisoner took his seat, and was driven through the Victoria Tower
+gate _en route_ for Newgate. He accompanied his custodians as quietly
+as if they were conducting him to his brougham, and only once broke
+the silence of the journey to Newgate.
+
+"It's very hot," he said, as he panted along the passages of the
+House of Commons, "and I am so fat."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+WITH PEGGOTTY AND HAM.
+
+A careful survey of the map of Kent will disclose Lydd lying within
+four miles of the coast, in the most southerly portion of the
+promontory tipped by Dungeness. Lydd has now its own branch line
+from Ashford, but when I first knew it the nearest point by rail on
+one hand was Folkestone, and on the other Appledore. Between these
+several points lies a devious road, sometimes picking its way
+through the marshes, and occasionally breaking in upon a sinking
+village, which it would probably be delightful to dwell in if it
+did not lie so low, was not so damp, and did not furnish the
+inhabitants with an opportunity for obtaining remarkably close
+acquaintance with the symptoms of the ague. Few of the marsh towns
+are more picturesque than Lydd, owing to the sturdy independence
+shown by the architects of the houses, and to the persistent and
+successful efforts made to avoid anything like a straight line in
+the formation of the streets. The houses cluster "anyhow" round the
+old church, and seem to have dropped accidentally down in all sorts
+of odd nooks and corners. They face all ways, and stand at angles,
+several going the length of turning their backs upon the streets and
+placidly opening out from their front door into the nearest field.
+
+In the main street, through which her Majesty's cart passes, and
+along which all the posting is done, a serious attempt has made at
+the production of something like an ordinary street. But even here
+the approach to regularity is a failure, owing to some of the houses
+along the line putting forth a porch, or blooming into a row of
+utterly unnecessary pillars before the parlour windows. In short,
+Lydd, being entirely out of the tracks of the world, cares little for
+what other towns may do, and has just built its houses where and how
+it pleased. Between Dungeness and Lydd there is an expanse of shingle
+which makes the transit an arduous undertaking, and one not to be
+accomplished easily without the aid of "backstays" (pronounced
+"backster"), a simple contrivance somewhat upon the principle of
+snowshoes. When the proneness to slip off the unaccustomed foot has
+been overcome, backstays are not so awkward as they look. A couple of
+flat pieces of inch-thick wood, four inches wide by six long, with a
+loop of leather defectively fastened for the insertion of the foot
+went to make up the pair of "backsters" by whose assistance I
+succeeded in traversing two miles of rough, loose shingle that
+separates the southern and eastern edge of Lydd marsh from the sea.
+
+The lighthouse stands on the farthest point, jutting into the sea,
+and has at the right of it West Bay, and on the left East Bay. A
+signboard on the top of a pole stuck in the shingle, almost within
+hail of the lighthouse, announces the proximity of "The Pilot." "The
+Pilot" is a small shanty run up on the shingle, and possessed of
+accommodation about equal in extent to that afforded by the
+residence of the Peggottys. Reminiscences of the well-known abode on
+the beach at Yarmouth are further favoured, as we draw nearer, by
+the appearance of the son of the house, who comes lounging out in a
+pilot-cloth suit, with a telescope under his arm, and a smile of
+welcome upon his bright, honest face. This must be Ham, who we find
+occupies the responsible position of signalman at this station, and
+frequently has the current of his life stirred by the appearance of
+strange sail upon the horizon. Peggotty, his father, is the proprietor
+of "The Pilot," which hostelry drives a more or less extensive trade
+in malt liquor with the eight men constituting the garrison of a
+neighbouring fort, supplemented by such stray customers as wind and
+tide may bring in.
+
+I made the acquaintance of the Peggotty family and was made free of
+the cabin many years ago, in the dark winter time when the _Northfleet_
+went down off Dungeness, and over three hundred passengers were lost.
+All the coast was then alive with expectancy of some moment finding
+the sea crowded with the bodies of the drowned. The nine days during
+which, according to all experience at Dungeness, the sea might hold
+its dead were past, and at any moment the resurrection might
+commence. But it never came, and other theories had to be broached
+to explain the unprecedented circumstance. The most generally
+acceptable, because the most absolutely irrefragable, was that the
+dead men and women had been carried away by an under-current out
+into the Atlantic, and for ever lost amid its wilds.
+
+My old friend Peggotty tells me, in a quiet, matter-of-fact manner,
+a story much more weird than this. He says that after we watchers
+had left the scene, the divers got fairly to work and attained a
+fair run of the ship. They found she lay broadside on to a bank of
+sand, by the edge of which she had sunk till it overtopped her
+decks. By the action of the tide the sand had drifted over the ship,
+and had even at that early date commenced to bury her. The bodies
+of the passengers were there by the hundred, all huddled together
+on the lee-side.
+
+"The divers could not see them," Peggotty adds, "for what with the
+mud and sand the water is pretty thick down there. But they could
+feel them well enough--an arm sticking out there, and a knee sticking
+out here, and sometimes half a body clear of the silt, owing to lying
+one over another. They could have got them all up easy enough, and
+would, too, if they had been paid for it. They were told that they
+were to have a pound apiece for all they brought up. They sent up
+one, but there was no money for it, and no one particularly glad to
+see it, and so they left them all there, snug enough as far as
+burying goes. The diving turned out a poor affair altogether. The
+cargo wasn't much good for bringing up, bein' chiefly railway iron,
+spades, and such like. There were one or two sales at Dover of odd
+stores they brought up, but it didn't fetch in much altogether, and
+they soon gave up the job as a bad un."
+
+The years have brought little change to this strange out-of-the-way
+corner of the world, an additional wreck or two being scarcely a
+noteworthy incident. The section of an old boat in which, with
+fortuitous bits of building tacked on at odd times as necessity has
+arisen, the Peggottys live is as brightly tarred as ever, and still
+stoutly braves the gales in which many a fine ship has foundered
+just outside the front door. One peculiarity of the otherwise
+desirable residence is that, with the wind blowing either from the
+eastward, westward, or southward, Mrs. Peggotty will never allow
+the front door to be opened. As these quarters of the wind
+comprehend a considerable stretch of possible weather, the
+consequence is that the visitor approaching the house in the usual
+manner is on eight days out of ten disturbed by the apparition of
+Peggotty at the little look-out window, violently, and to the
+stranger, mysteriously, beckoning him away to the northward,
+apparently in the direction of the lighthouse.
+
+This means, however, only that he is to go round by the back, and
+the _detour_ is not to be regretted, as it leads by Peggotty's garden,
+which in its way is a marvel, a monument of indomitable struggle
+with adverse circumstances. It is not a large plot of ground, and
+perhaps looks unduly small by reason of being packed in by a high
+paling, made of the staves of wrecked barrels and designed to keep
+the sand and grit from blowing across it. But it is large enough
+to produce a serviceable crop of potatoes, which, with peas and
+beans galore occupy the centre beds, Peggotty indulging a weakness
+for wallflowers and big red tulips on the narrow fringe of soil
+running under the shadow of the palings. The peculiarity about the
+garden is that every handful of soil that lies upon it has been
+carried on Peggotty's back across the four-mile waste of shingle
+that separates the sea-coast from Lydd. That is, perhaps, as severe
+a test as could be applied to a man's predilection for a garden.
+There are many people who like to have a bit of garden at the back
+of their house. But how many would gratify their taste at the expense
+of bringing the soil on their own backs, plodding on "backstays"
+over four miles of loose shingle?
+
+One important change has happened in this little household since I
+last sat by its hearthstone. Ham is married, and is, in some
+incomprehensible manner, understood to reside both at Lydd with
+Mrs. Ham and at the cabin with his mother. As for Mrs. Peggotty,
+she is as lively and as "managing" as ever--perhaps a trifle smaller
+in appearance, and with her smooth clean face more than ever
+suggestive of the idea of a pebble smoothed and shaped by the action
+of the tide.
+
+I find on chatting with Peggotty that the old gentleman's mind is in
+somewhat of a chaotic state with respect to the wrecks that abound
+in the bay. He has been here for forty-eight years, and the fact is,
+in that time, he has seen so many wrecks that the timbers are, as it
+were, floating in an indistinguishable mass through his mind, and
+when he tries to recall events connected with them, the jib-boom of
+"the _Rhoda_ brig" gets mixed up with the rigging of "the _Spendthrift_,"
+and "the _Branch_, a coal-loaded brig," that came to grief thirty years
+ago, gets inextricably mixed up with the "Rooshian wessel." But,
+looking with far-away gaze towards the Ness Lighthouse, and sweeping
+slowly round as far east as New Romney, Peggotty can tot off a number
+of wrecks, now to be seen at low water, which with others, the names
+whereof he "can't just remember," bring the total past a score.
+
+The first he sees on this side of the lighthouse is the _Mary_, a bit
+of black hull that has been lying there for more than twenty years.
+She was "bound somewheres in France," and running round the Ness,
+looking for shelter in the bay, stuck fast in the sand, "and broke
+up in less than no time." She was loaded with linseed and
+millstones, which I suspect, from a slight tinge of sadness in
+Peggotty's voice as he mentioned the circumstance, is not for people
+living on the coast the best cargo which ships that _will_ go down in
+the bay might be loaded with. Indeed, I may remark that though
+Peggotty, struggling with the recollections of nearly fifty years,
+frequently fails to remember the name of the ship whose wreck shows
+up through the sand, the nature of her cargo comes back to him with
+singular freshness.
+
+Near the _Mary_ is another French ship, which had been brought to
+anchor there in order that the captain might run ashore and visit
+the ship's agent at Lydd. Whilst he was ashore a gale of wind came
+on "easterdly"; ship drifted down on Ness Point, and knocked right
+up on the shore, the crew scrambling out on to dry land as she went
+to pieces. Another bit of wreck over there is all that is left of the
+_Westbourne_, of Chichester, coal-laden. She was running for Ness Point
+at night, and, getting too far in, struck where she lay, and all the
+crew save one were drowned. Nearer is the _Branch_, also a coal-loaded
+brig, a circumstance which suggests to Peggotty the parenthetical
+remark that "at times there is a good deal of coal about the shingle."
+A little more to the east is "the Rooshian wessel _Nicholas I._," in
+which Peggotty has a special interest so strong that he forgets to
+mention what her cargo was. It is forty-six years since _Nicholas I._
+came to grief; and no other help being near, the whole of the crew
+were saved through the instrumentality of Peggotty's dog. It was
+broad daylight, with a sea running no boat could live in. The
+"Rooshian" was rapidly breaking up, and the crew were shrieking in
+an unknown tongue, the little group on shore well knowing that the
+unfamiliar sound was a cry for help. Peggotty's Newfoundland dog was
+there, barking with mad delight at the huge waves that came tumbling
+on the shore, when it occurred to Peggotty that perhaps the dog
+could swim out to the drowning men. So he signalled him off, and in
+the dog went, gallantly buffeting the waves till it reached the ship.
+The Russian sailors tied a piece of rope to a stick, put the stick in
+the dog's mouth, and he, leaping overboard, carried it safely to
+shore, and a line of communication being thus formed, every soul on
+board was saved.
+
+"They've got it in the school-books for the little children to
+read," Peggotty says, permitting himself to indulge in the
+slightest possible chuckle. I could not ascertain what particular
+school-book was meant, because last winter, when another Russian
+ship came ashore here and was totally wrecked, Peggotty presented
+the captain with his only copy of the work as a souvenir of the
+compulsory visit. But when we returned to the cabin, Mrs. Peggotty
+brought down a faded, yellow, much-worn copy of the _Kent Herald_,
+in which an account of the incident appears among other items of
+the local news of the day.
+
+Further eastward are the remains of a West Indiaman, loaded with
+mahogany and turtles, the latter disappearing in a manner still a
+marvel at Dungeness, whilst of the former a good deal of salvage
+money was made. It is not far from this wreck that the Russian
+last-mentioned came to grief. She met her fate in a peculiarly sad
+manner. The _Alliance_, a tar-loaded vessel, drifting inwards before
+a strong east wind, began to burn pitch barrels as a signal for
+assistance. The Russian, thinking she was on fire, ran down to her
+assistance, and took the ground close by. Both ships were totally
+wrecked, and the crews saved with no other property save
+the clothes they stood in.
+
+Still glancing from Dungeness eastward, we see at every hundred
+yards a black mass of timber, sometimes showing the full length of
+a ship, oftener only a few jagged ribs marking where the carcase
+lies deeply embedded. Each has its name and its history, and is a
+memento of some terrible disaster in which strong ships have been
+broken up as if they were built of cardboard, and through which
+men and women have not always successfully struggled for life.
+
+"We don't have so much loss of life in this bay as in the west bay
+round the point," said Ham. "Here, you see, when there's been a
+rumpus, the water quiets soon after, and the shipwrecked folk can
+take to their boats; on the other side the water is rougher, and
+there's less chance for them. There was one wreck here not long
+since, though, when all hands were lost. It was a Danish ship that
+came running down one stormy night, and run ashore there before
+she could make the light. We saw her flash her flare-up lights,
+and made ready to help her, but before we could get up she went to
+pieces, and what is most singular, never since has a body been seen
+from the wreck. Ah, sir, it's a bad spot. Often between Saturday
+and Monday you'll see three fine ships all stranded together on this
+beach. When there's a big wreck like the _Northfleet_ over there,
+everybody talks about it, and all the world knows full particulars.
+But there's many and many a shipwreck here the newspapers never
+notice, and hundreds of ships get on, and with luck get off, without
+a word being said anywhere."
+
+"There's mother signallin' the heggs and bakin is done," said
+Peggotty, looking back at the cabin, where a white apron waved out
+of one of the port-holes that served for window.
+
+So we turned and left this haunted spot, where, with the ebbing
+tide, twenty-three wrecks, one after the other, thrust forth a
+rugged rib or a jagged spar to remind the passer-by of a tragedy.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+TO THOSE ABOUT TO BECOME JOURNALISTS.
+
+AN OPEN LETTER.
+
+My dear young friends,__
+I suppose no one not prominently engaged in journalism knows how
+widely spread is the human conviction that, failing all else, any
+one can "write for the papers," making a lucrative living on easy
+terms, amid agreeable circumstances. I have often wondered how
+Dickens, familiar as he was with this frailty, did not make use of
+it in the closing epoch of Micawber's life before he quitted
+England. Knowing what he did, as letters coming to light at this
+day testify, it would seem to be the most natural thing in the
+world that finally, nothing else having turned up, it should occur
+to Dickens that Mr. Micawber would join the Press--probably as
+editor, certainly on the editorial staff, possibly as dramatic
+critic, a position which involves a free run of the theatres and a
+more than nodding acquaintance with the dramatic stars of the day.
+
+Perhaps Dickens avoided this episode because it was too literally
+near the truth in the life of the person who, all unconsciously,
+stood as the lay figure of David Copperfield's incomparable friend.
+It is, I believe, not generally known that Charles Dickens's father
+did in his last desolate days become a member of the Press. When
+Dickens was made editor of the Daily News, he thoughtfully provided
+for his father by installing him leader of the Parliamentary Corps
+of that journal. The old gentleman, of course, knew nothing of
+journalism, was not even capable of shorthand. Providentially he
+was not required to take notes, but generally to overlook things,
+a post which exactly suited Mr. Micawber. So he was inducted, and
+filled the office even for a short time after his son had
+impetuously vacated the editorial chair. Only the other day there
+died an original member of the _Daily News_ Parliamentary Corps, who
+told me he quite well remembered his first respected leader, his
+grandly vague conception of his duties, and his almost ducal manner
+of not performing them.
+
+Of the many letters that come to me with the assurance that I have
+in my possession blank appointments on the editorial and reportorial
+staff of all contemporary journals paying good salaries, the saddest
+are those written by more than middle-aged men with families. Some
+have for years been earning a precarious living as reporters or
+sub-editors on obscure papers, and now find themselves adrift;
+others are men who, having vainly knocked at all other gates, are
+flushed by the happy thought that at least they can write
+acceptably for the newspapers; others, again, already engaged in
+daily work, are anxious to burn the midnight oil, and so add
+something to a scanty income. These last are chiefly clergymen and
+schoolmasters--educated men with a love of letters and the idea that,
+since it is easy and pleasant to read, it must be easy to write, and
+that in the immensity of newspapers and periodical literature there
+would be not only room, but eager welcome for them.
+
+This class of correspondents is curiously alike in one feature.
+There is an almost sprightliness in their conviction that what they
+can write in these circumstances would exactly suit any paper, daily
+or weekly, morning or evening. All they have to do is to give up
+their odd savings of time to the work; all you--their hapless
+correspondent--have to do is to fill up one of those blank
+appointments with which your desk is clogged, and send it to them
+by first post.
+
+There is no other profession in the world thus viewed by outsiders.
+No one supposes he can make boots, cut clothes, or paint the outside
+of a house without having served some sort of apprenticeship, not to
+mention the possession of special aptitude. Any one can, right off--,
+become a journalist. Such as these, and all those about to become
+journalists, I would advise to study a book published several years
+ago. It is the _Life of James MacDonell_, a name which, before this
+book was published, was an idle sound to the outer world, though to
+contemporary workers in the inner circle of the Press Macdonell was
+known as one of the ablest and most brilliant of modern journalists.
+In these short and simple annals, the aspirant who imagines the
+successful journalist's life is all beer and skittles will discover
+what patient study, what self-denial, what strenuous effort, and,
+more essential than all, what rare natural gifts are needed to
+achieve the position into which Macdonell toiled.
+
+It is this last consideration that makes me doubt whether there is
+any utility in offering practical hints "To Those about to become
+Journalists." If a boy or youth has in him the journalistic faculty,
+it will come out, whatever unpromising or adverse circumstances he
+may be born to. If he has it not, he had very much better take to
+joinering or carpentering, to clerking, or to the dispensation of
+goods over the retail counter. Journalism is an honourable and,
+for those specially adapted, a lucrative profession. But it is a
+poor business for the man who has mistaken his way into it. The
+very fact that it has such strong allurement for human nature makes
+harder the struggle for life with those engaged in its pursuit. I
+gather from facts brought under my personal notice that at the
+present time there are, proportionately with its numbers, more
+unemployed in the business of journalism than in any other, not
+exceeding that of the dockers. When a vacancy occurs on any staff,
+the rush to fill it is tremendous. Where no vacancy exists the
+knocking at the doors is incessant. All the gates are thronged
+with suitors, and the accommodation is exceedingly limited.
+
+The first thing the youth who turns his face earnestly towards
+journalism should convince himself of is, that the sole guiding
+principle controlling admission to the Press or advance in its ranks
+is merit. This, as your communications, my dear young friends, have
+convinced me, is a statement in direct contravention of general
+belief. You are convinced that it is all done by patronage, and that
+if only some one in authority will interest himself in you, you
+straightway enter upon a glorious career. There is, however, no
+royal road to advancement on the Press. Proprietors and editors
+simply could not afford it. Living as newspapers do in the fierce
+light focussed from a million eyes, fighting daily with keen
+competition, the instinct of self-preservation compels their
+directors to engage the highest talent where it is discoverable,
+and, failing that, the most sedulously nurtured skill. For this they
+will pay almost anything; and they ask nothing more, neither
+blood-relationship, social distinction, nor even academic training.
+In journalism, more than in any other profession, not excepting the
+Bar, a man gets on by his own effort, and only by that. Of course,
+proprietors, and even editors, may, if the commercial prosperity of
+their journal permit the self-indulgence, find salaried situations
+for brothers, sons, or nephews or may oblige old friends in the
+same direction. Charles Dickens, as we have seen, made his father
+manager of the Parliamentary Corps of the _Daily News_. But that did
+not make him a journalist, nor did he, after his son's severance of
+his connection with the paper, long retain the post.
+
+This line of reflection is, I am afraid, not encouraging to you, my
+dear young friends; but it leads up to one fact in which I trust
+you will be justified in finding ground for hope. Amongst the crowd
+struggling to obtain a footing within the pale of journalism, the
+reiterated rebuffs they meet with naturally lead to the conviction
+that it is a sort of close borough, those already in possession
+jealously resenting the efforts of outsiders to breach its sacred
+portals. Nothing could be further removed from the fact. A nugget of
+gold is not more pleasing to the sight of the anxious miner than is
+the discovery by the editor or manager of a newspaper of a new light
+in the world of journalism. This I put in the forefront of friendly
+words of advice to those about to enter journalism. Get rid of the
+fatal idea that some one will open the door for you and land you
+safely inside. You must force the door yourself with incessant
+knocking if need be, prepared for searching inquiry as to your right
+to enter, but certain of a hearty welcome and fraternal assistance
+when you have proved your right.
+
+As an ounce of example is worth a ton of precept, I may perhaps
+mention that in a journalistic career now extending over just
+twenty-five years, I never but once received anything in the way of
+patronage, and that was extended at the very outset only after a
+severe test of the grounds upon which recommendation could be made.
+My parents, in their wisdom, destined me for a commercial career.
+If I had followed the bent given me when I left school, I should
+now have been a very indifferent clerk in the hide and valonia
+business. But like you, my dear young friends, I felt that my true
+vocation was journalism, and I determined to be a journalist.
+
+I will tell you exactly how I did it. Like you, I meant to be an
+editor some day, but also, I trust, like you, I felt that it would
+be convenient, if not necessary to start by being a reporter. So I
+began to study shorthand, teaching myself by Pitman's system. When,
+after infinite pains, I had mastered this mystery, I began to look
+out for an opening on the Press. I had no friends in journalism, not
+the remotest acquaintance. I made the tour of the newspaper offices
+in the town where I lived, was more or less courteously received,
+and uniformly assured that there was no opening. One exception was
+made by a dear friend whose name is to-day known and honoured
+throughout Great Britain, who was then the young assistant-editor of
+a local daily paper. He gave me some trial work to do, and was so
+far satisfied that he promised me the first vacancy on the junior
+staff of reporters.
+
+That was excellent, but I did not sit down waiting till fortune
+dropped the promised plum into my mouth. I got at all the newspapers
+within reach, searched for advertisements for reporters, answered
+them day after day, week after week, even month after month,
+without response. At last a cautious inquiry came. The reply was
+deemed satisfactory, and I got my chance.
+
+This, dear young friends, is the short and simple annal of my start
+in journalism, and you will see that the pathway is equally open to
+you.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+A CINQUE PORT.
+
+Skulls piled roof high in the vault beneath the church tower supply
+the only show thing Hythe possesses. There is some doubt as to their
+precise nationality, but of their existence there can be none, as any
+visitor to the town may see for himself on payment of sixpence
+(parties of three or more eighteenpence). It is known how within a
+time to which memory distinctly goes the skulls were found down upon
+the beach, whole piles of them, thick as shingle on this coast. The
+explanation of their tenancy of British ground is popularly referred
+to the time, now nearly nine hundred years gone by, when Earl Godwin,
+being exiled, made a raid on this conveniently accessible part of
+England, and after a hard fight captured all the vessels lying in
+the haven. Others find in the peculiar formation of the crania proof
+positive that the skulls originally came from Denmark.
+
+But Saxon or Dane, or whatever they be, it is certain the skulls
+were picked up on the beach, and after an interval were, with some
+dim notion of decency, carried up to the church, where they lay
+neglected in a vault. The church also going to decay, the
+determination was taken to rebuild it, and being sorely pressed for
+funds a happy thought occurred to a practical vicar. He had the
+skulls piled up wall-like in an accessible chamber, caused the
+passages to be swept and garnished, and then put on the impost
+mentioned above, the receipts helping to liquidate the debt on
+the building fund. Thus, by a strange irony of fate, after eight
+centuries, all that is left of these heathens brings in sixpences
+to build up a Christian church.
+
+A good deal has happened in Hythe since the skulls first began to
+bleach on the inhospitable shore. When Earl Godwin suddenly
+appeared with his helm hard up for Hythe, the little town on the
+hill faced one of the best havens on the coast. It was, as every
+one knows, one of the Cinque Ports, and at the time of the
+Conqueror undertook to furnish, as its quota of armament, five
+ships, one hundred and five men, and five boys. Even in the time
+of Elizabeth there was a fair harbour here. But long ago the sea
+changed all that. It occupied itself in its leisure moments by
+bringing up illimitable shingle, with which it filled up all water
+ways, and cut Hythe off from communication with the sea as
+completely as if it were Canterbury.
+
+It is not without a feeling of humiliation that a burgess of the
+once proud port of Hythe can watch the process of the occasional
+importation of household coal. Where Earl Godwin swooped down over
+twenty fathoms of water the little collier now painfully picks her
+way at high water. On shore stand the mariners of Hythe (in number
+four), manning the capstan. When the collier gets within a certain
+distance a hawser is thrown out, the capstan turns more or less
+merrily round, and the collier is beached, so that at low water
+she will stand high and dry.
+
+Thus ignominiously is coal landed at one of the Cinque Ports.
+
+Of course this change in the water approaches has altogether
+revolutionised the character of the place. Hythe is a port without
+imports or exports, a harbour in which nothing takes refuge but
+shingle. It has not even fishing boats, for lack of place to moor
+them in. It is on the greatest water highway of the world, and yet
+has no part in its traffic. Standing on the beach you may see day
+after day a never-ending fleet of ships sailing up or down as the
+wind blows east or west. But, like the Levite in the parable, they
+all pass by on the other side. Hythe has nothing to do but to stand
+on the beach with its hands in its pockets and lazily watch them.
+
+Thus cut off from the world by sea, and by land leading nowhere in
+particular except to Romney Marshes, Hythe has preserved in an
+unusual degree the flavour of our earlier English world. There have
+indeed been times when endeavour was made to profit by this
+isolation. As one of the Cinque Ports Hythe has since Parliaments
+first sat had the privilege of returning representatives. In the
+time of James II. it seems to have occurred to the Mayor (an
+ancestor of one of the members for West Kent in a recent
+Parliament), that since a member had to be returned to Parliament
+much trouble would be saved, and no one in London would be any the
+wiser, if he quietly, in his capacity as returning officer,
+returned himself. But some envious Radical setting on the opposite
+benches, was too sharp for him, and we find the sequel of the story
+set forth in the Journals of the House of Commons under date 1685,
+where it is written--
+
+"Information given that the Mayor of Hythe had returned himself:
+Resolved by the House of Commons that Mr. Julius Deedes, the Mayor,
+is not duly elected. New writ ordered in his stead."
+
+Hythe is a little better known now, but not much. And yet for many
+reasons its acquaintance is worth forming. The town itself, lying
+snugly at the foot of the hill crowned by the old church, is full
+of those bits of colour and quaintnesses of wall and gable-end
+which good people cross the Channel to see. In the High-street there
+is a building the like of which probably does not anywhere exist. It
+is now a fish-shop, not too well stocked, where a few dried herrings
+hang on a string under massive eaves that have seen the birth and
+death of centuries. From the centre of the roof there rises a sort
+of watch-tower, whence, before the houses on the more modern side of
+the street were built, when the sea swept over what is now
+meadow-land, keen eyes could scan the bay on the look out for
+inconvenient visitors connected with the coastguard. When the sea
+prevented Hythe honestly earning its living in deep-keeled boats, it
+perforce took to smuggling, a business in which this old watch-tower
+played a prominent part.
+
+This is a special though neglected bit of house architecture in
+Hythe. But everywhere, save in the quarters by the railway station
+or the Parade, where new residences are beginning to spring up, the
+eye is charmed by old brown houses roofed with red tiles, often
+standing tree-shaded in a bountiful flower garden, and always
+preserving their own lines of frontage and their own angle of gable,
+with delightful indifference to the geometric scale of their
+neighbour.
+
+The South-Eastern Railway Company have laid their iron hand on
+Hythe, and its old-world stillness is already on Bank Holidays and
+other bleak periods of the passing year broken by the babble of
+the excursionist. In its characteristically quiet way Hythe has
+long been known as what is called a watering-place. When I first
+knew it, it had a Parade, on which were built eight or ten houses,
+whither in the season came quiet families, with children and
+nurses. For a few weeks they gave to the sea frontage quite a
+lively appearance, which the mariners (when they were not manning
+the capstan) contemplated with complacency, and said to each other
+that Hythe was "looking up." For the convenience of these visitors
+some enterprising person embarked on the purchase of three bathing
+machines, and there are traditions of times when these were all in
+use at the same hour--so great was the influx of visitors.
+
+Also there is a "bathing establishment" built a long way after
+the model of the Pavilion at Brighton. The peculiarity of this
+bathing establishment is or was when I first knew the charming
+place that regularly at the end of September the pump gets out of
+order, and the new year is far advanced before the solitary plumber
+of the place gets it put right. He begins to walk dreamily round
+the place at Easter. At Whitsuntide he brings down an iron vessel
+containing unmelted solder, and early in July the pump is mended.
+
+This mending of the pump is one of the epochs of Hythe, a sure
+harbinger of the approaching season. In July "The Families" begin
+to come down, and the same people come every year, for visitors to
+Hythe share in the privilege of the inhabitants, inasmuch as they
+never--or hardly ever--die. Of late years, since the indefatigable
+Town Clerk has succeeded in waking up the inhabitants to the
+possibilities of the great future that lies before their town, not
+only has a new system of drainage and water been introduced, but a
+register has been kept of the death-rate. From a return, published
+by the Medical Officer of Health, it appears that the death-rate of
+Hythe was 9.3 per 1000. Of sixty-three people who died in a year out
+of a population of some four thousand, twenty-three were upwards of
+sixty years of age, many of them over eighty. Perhaps the best
+proof of the healthfulness of Hythe is to be found in a stroll
+through the churchyard, whence it would appear that only very
+young children or very old people are carried up the hill.
+
+The difficulty about Hythe up to recent times has been the
+comparative absence of accommodation for visitors. Its fame has
+been slowly growing as The Families have spread it within their
+own circles. But it was no use for strangers to go to Hythe, since
+they could not be taken in. This is slowly changing. Eligible
+building sites are offered, villas have been run up along the
+Sandgate Road, and an hotel has been built by the margin of the
+sea. When news reached the tower of the church that down on the
+beach there had risen a handsome hotel, fitted with all the
+luxuries of modern life, it is no wonder that the skulls turned
+on each other and--as Longfellow in the "Skeleton in Armour" puts
+it--
+
+ "Then from those cavernous eyes
+ Pale flashes seem to rise,
+ As when the northern skies
+ Gleam In December."
+
+This is surely the beginning of the end. Having been endowed with a
+railway which brings passengers down from London in a little over
+two hours, Hythe is now dowered with an hotel in which they may dine
+and sleep. The existence of the hotel being necessarily admitted,
+prejudice must not prevent the further admission that it is
+exceedingly well done. Architecturally it is a curiosity, seeing
+that though it presents a stately and substantial front neither
+stone nor brick enters into its composition. It is made entirely
+of shingle mixed with mortar, the whole forming a concrete
+substance as durable as granite. The first pebble of the new hotel
+was laid quite a respectable number of years ago, the ceremony
+furnishing an almost dangerous flux of excitement to the mariners
+at the capstan. It has grown up slowly, as becomes an undertaking
+connected with Hythe. But it is finished now, handsome without,
+comfortable within, with views from the front stretching seawards
+from Dungeness to Folkestone, and at the back across green pastures,
+glimpses are caught through the trees of the red-tiled town.
+
+Now that suitable accommodation is provided for stray visitors,
+Hythe, with its clean beach, its parade that will presently join
+hands with Sandgate, its excellent bathing, and its bracing air,
+may look to take high rank among watering places suburban to
+London. But there are greater charms even than these in the
+immediate neighbourhood. With some knowledge of English watering
+places, I solemnly declare that none is set in a country of such
+beauty as is spread behind Hythe. Unlike the neighbourhood of
+most watering places, the country immediately at the back of the
+town is hilly and well wooded. Long shady roads lead past blooming
+gardens or through rich farms, till they end in some sleepy village
+or hamlet, the world forgetting, by the world forgot. In late July
+the country is perfect in its loveliness. The fields and woods are
+not so flowery as in May, though by way of compensation the gardens
+are rich in roses. Still there are sufficient wild flowers to
+gladden the eye wherever it turns. From the hedgerows big white
+convolvulus stare with wonder-wide eyes, the honeysuckle is out,
+the wild geranium blooms in the long grass, the blackberry bushes
+are in full flower, and the poppies blaze forth in great clusters
+at every turn of the road. The corn is only just beginning to turn
+a faint yellow, but the haymakers are at work, and every breath of
+the joyous wind carries the sweet scent of hay.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+OYSTERS AND ARCACHON.
+
+If the name had not been appropriated elsewhere, Arcachon might
+well be called the Salt Lake City. It lies on the south shore of
+a basin sixty-eight miles in circumference, into which, through a
+narrow opening, the Bay of Biscay rolls its illimitable waters.
+Little more than thirty years ago the town was represented by half
+a dozen huts inhabited by fishermen. It was a terribly lonely place,
+with the smooth lake in front of it, the Atlantic thundering on the
+dunes beyond, and in the rear the melancholy desert of sand known as
+the Landes.
+
+The Landes is peopled by a strange race, of whom the traveller
+speeding along the railway to-day may catch occasional glimpses.
+Early in the century the department was literally a sandy plain,
+about as productive as Sahara, and in the summer time nearly as hot.
+But folks must live, and they exist on the Landes, picking up a
+scanty living, and occasionally dying for lack of water. One initial
+difficulty in the way of getting along in the Landes is the sheer
+impossibility of walking. When the early settler left his hut to pay
+a morning call or walk about his daily duties, he sank ankle deep in
+sand.
+
+But the human mind invariably rises superior to difficulties of this
+character.
+
+What the "backstay" is to the inhabitant of the district around Lydd,
+the stilts are to the lonely dwellers in the Landes. The peasants of
+the department are not exactly born on stilts, but a child learns to
+walk on them about the age that his British brother is beginning to
+toddle on foot.
+
+Stilts have the elementary recommendation of overcoming the difficulty
+of moving about in the Landes. In addition, they raise a man to a
+commanding altitude, and enable him to go about his daily business at
+a pace forbidden to ordinary pedestrians. The stilts are, in truth,
+a modern realisation of the gift of the seven-league boots. They are
+so much a part of the daily life of the people that, except when he
+stoops his head to enter his hut, the peasant of the Landes would as
+soon think of taking off his legs by way of resting himself as of
+removing his stilts. The shepherds, out all day tending their sheep,
+might, if they pleased, stretch themselves at full length on the grey
+sand, making a pillow of the low bushes. But they prefer to stand;
+and you may see them, reclining against a third pole stuck in the
+ground at the rear, contentedly knitting stockings, keeping the while
+one eye upon the flock of sheep anxiously nibbling at the meagre grass.
+
+Next to the shepherds, the most remarkable live stock in the Landes
+are the sheep. Such a melancholy careworn flock! poor relations of
+the plump Southdown that grazes on fat Sussex wolds. Long-legged,
+scraggy-necked, anxious-eyed, the sheep of the Landes bear eloquent
+testimony to the penury of the place and the difficulty of making both
+ends meet--which in their case implies the burrowing of the nose in
+tufts of sand-girt grass. To abide among such sheep through the long
+day should be enough to make any man melancholy. But the peasant of
+the Landes, who is used to his stilts, also grows accustomed to his
+sheep, and they all live together more or less happily ever afterwards.
+
+The Landes is quite a prosperous province to-day compared with what it
+was in the time of Louis XVI. During the First Empire there was what
+we would call a Minister of Woods and Forests named Bremontier. He
+looked over the Landes and found it to be nothing more than a waste of
+shifting sand. Rescued from the sea by a mere freak of nature, it might,
+for all practical purposes, have been much more usefully employed if
+covered a few fathoms deep with salt water. To M. Bremontier came the
+happy idea of planting the waste land with fir trees. Nothing else
+would grow, the fir tree might. And it did. To-day the vast extent of
+the Landes is almost entirely covered with dark forests in perpetual
+verdure.
+
+These have transformed the district, adding not only to the improvement
+of its sanitary condition, but creating a new source of wealth. Out of
+the boundless vistas of fir trees there ever flows a constant stream of
+resin, which brings in large revenues. Passing through the forest by
+the railway line from La Mothe to Arcachon, one sees every tree marked
+with a deep cut. It looks as if the woodman had been about, picking out
+trees ready for the axe, and had come to the conclusion that they might
+be cut down _en bloc_. But these marks are indications of the process
+of milking the forests. It is a very simple affair, to which mankind
+contributes a mere trifle. In order to get at the resin a piece of bark
+is cut off from each tree. Out of the wound the resin flows, falling
+into a hole dug in the ground at the roots. When this is full it is
+emptied into cans and carried off to the big reservoir: when one wound
+in the tree is healed another is cut above it, and so the tree is
+finally drained.
+
+Besides this revenue from resin immense sums are obtained from the sale
+of timber; and thus the Landes, which a hundred years ago seemed to be
+an inconvenient freak of nature afflicting complaining France, has been
+turned into a money-yielding department.
+
+The firs which fringe the seacoast by the long strip of land that lies
+between the mouth of the Gironde and the town of Bayonne have much to
+do with the prosperity of Arcachon. The salt lake, with its little
+cluster of fishermen's cottages, lies within a couple of hours'
+journey by rail from Bordeaux, a toiling, prosperous place, which,
+seated on the broad Garonne, longed for the sea. Some one discovered
+that there was excellent bathing at Arcachon, the bed of the salt
+lake sloping gently upwards in smooth and level sands. Then the doctors
+took note of the beneficial effects of the fir trees which environed
+the place. The aromatic scent they distilled was declared to be good
+for weak chests, and, almost by magic, Arcachon began to grow.
+
+By swift degrees the little cluster of fishermen's cottages spread till
+it became a town--of one street truly, but the street is a mile and a
+half long, skirting the seashore and backed by the fir forests. Bordeaux
+took Arcachon by storm. A railway was made, and all through the summer
+months the population poured into the long street, filling it beyond
+all moderate notions of capacity. The rush came so soon, and Arcachon
+was built in such a hurry, that the houses have a casual appearance,
+recalling the towns one comes upon in the Far West of America, which
+yesterday were villages, and to-day have a town-hall, a bank, many
+grog-shops, a church or two, and four or five daily newspapers.
+
+A vast number of the dwellings are of the proportion of pill-boxes. Some
+are literally composed of two closets, one called a bedroom and the
+other a sitting-room; or, oftener still, both used as bedrooms. Others
+are built in terraces a storey high and a few feet wide, with the name
+of the proprietor painted over the liliputian trap-door that serves for
+entrance hall. The idea is that you live at ease and in comfort at
+Bordeaux, and just run down to Arcachon for a bath. There are no
+bathing machines or tents; but all along the shore, in supplement of the
+liliputian houses that serve a double debt to pay--being residences at
+night and bathing-machines by day,--stand rows of sentry-boxes, whence
+the bather emerges arrayed in more or less bewitching attire. The water
+is very shallow, and enterprising persons of either sex spend hours of
+the summer day in paddling about in their bathing costumes.
+
+It is a pretty, lively scene. For background the long straggling town;
+in the foreground the motley groups of bathers, the far-reaching smooth
+surface of the lake; and, beyond, the broad Atlantic, thundering
+impotently upon the barricade of sandhills that makes possible the
+peace of Arcachon.
+
+Like all watering-places, Arcachon lives two lives. In summer-time it
+springs into active bustle, with house-room at a premium, and the shops
+and streets filled with a gay crowd. It affects to have a winter season,
+and is, indeed, ostentatiously divided into two localities, one called
+the winter-town and the other the summer-town. The former is situated
+on the higher ground at the back of the town, and consists of villa
+residences built on plots reclaimed from the fir forest.
+
+This is well enough in the winter-time, many English people flocking
+thither attracted by the shelter and scent of the fir trees; but
+Arcachon itself--the long unlovely street--is in the winter months
+steeped in the depths of desolation. The shops are deserted, the
+pill-boxes have their lids put on, and everywhere forlorn signs hang
+forth announcing that here is a _maison_ or an _appartement a louer_.
+
+All through the winter months, shut up between sea and sand, Arcachon
+is A Town to Let.
+
+Deprived in the winter months of the flock of holiday makers, Arcachon
+makes money in quite another way. Just as suddenly as it bloomed forth
+a fashionable watering-place, it has grown into an oyster park of
+world-wide renown. Last year the Arcachon oyster beds produced not
+less than three hundred million oysters, the cultivators taking in
+round figures a million francs. The oysters are distributed through
+various markets, but the greatest customer is London, whither there
+come every year fifty millions of the dainty bivalve.
+
+"And what do they call your oysters in London?" I asked M. Faure, the
+energetic gentleman who has established this new trade between the
+Gironde and the Thames.
+
+"They call them 'Natives'," he said, with a sly twinkle.
+
+The Arcachon oyster, if properly packed, can live eight days out of the
+water, a period more than sufficient to allow for its transit by the
+weekly steamers that trade between Bordeaux and London. A vast quantity
+go to Marenne in the Charente lnferieure, where they fatten more
+successfully than in the salt lake, and acquire that green colour which
+makes them so much esteemed and so costly in the restaurants at Paris.
+
+Oysters have, probably since the time of the Deluge, congregated in the
+Basin d'Arcachon; but it is only within the last thirty years the
+industry has been developed and placed on a footing that made possible
+the growth of today. Up to the year 1860 oysters were left to their own
+sweet will in the matter of creating a bed. When they settled upon a
+place it was diligently cultivated, but the lead was absolutely left to
+the oyster. Dr. Lalanne, in the intervals of a large medical practice at
+La Teste, a little place on the margin of the Basin, observed that
+oysters were often found attached to a piece of a wreck floating in the
+middle of the water far remote from the beds.
+
+This led him to study more closely the reproductive habits of the
+oyster. He discovered that the eggs after incubation remained suspended
+in the water for a space of from three to five days. Thus, for some
+time after the _frai_ season, practically the whole of the water in the
+Basin d'Arcachon was thick with oysters' eggs. Dr. Lalanne conceived
+the idea of providing this vast wealth with other means of establishing
+itself than were offered by a casual piece of wreck. What was wanted
+was something to which the eggs, floating in the water, could attach
+themselves, and remain till they were developed beyond the state of
+_ova_. After various experiments Dr. Lalanne adapted to the purpose
+the hollow roof tile in use everywhere in the South of France.
+
+These are laid in blocks, each containing one hundred and twelve tiles,
+enclosed in a wooden framework. In June, when the oysters lay their
+eggs, these blocks of tiles are dropped into the water by the oyster
+beds. The eggs floating about, find the crusty surface of the tiles a
+convenient resting-place, and attach themselves by millions. Six months
+later the tiles, being examined, are found to be covered by oysters
+grown to the size of a silver sixpence. The tiles are taken up and the
+little oysters scraped off, a process facilitated by the fact that the
+tiles have in the first instance been coated with a solution of lime,
+which rubs off, carrying the tender oyster with it.
+
+The infant oysters are next placed in iron network cases, through which
+the water freely passes, whilst the young things are protected from
+crabs and other natural enemies. At the end of a year or eighteen
+months, they have so far grown as to be trusted out on their own
+account. They are accordingly strewn on the broad oyster beds, to fatten
+for another year or eighteen months, when they are ready for the waiting
+_gourmet_. Your oyster is fit to eat at eighteen months of age; but
+there is more of it when it is three years old.
+
+We sailed out from Arcachon across the lake to the oyster park. Here
+the water is so shallow that the men who tend the beds walk about them
+in waterproof boots coming up to their knees. This part of the bay is
+dotted with boats with white canopies. Seen at anchor from Arcachon
+they look like boats laid up for the winter season; but every one is
+tenanted night and day. They are the homes of the guardians of the
+oyster beds, who keep watch and ward through the long winter.
+
+Even more disastrous than possible visits from a male poacher are the
+incursions of a large flat sea-fish, known at Arcachon as the _there_,
+with us the ray. This gentleman has a colossal appetite for oysters.
+Scorning to deal with them by the dozen, he devours them by the
+thousand, asking neither for the succulent lemon nor the grosser
+addition of Chili vinegar. His action with the oyster is exceedingly
+summary. He breaks the shell with a vigorous blow of his tail, and
+gobbles up the contents. As it is stated by reputable authorities
+that the _there_ can dispose of 100,000 oysters in a day, it is clear
+that the tapping must be pretty persistent.
+
+This selfish brute, regardless of the fact that we pay a minimum three
+shillings a dozen for oysters in London, is happily circumvented by
+an exceedingly simple device. Rowing about the oyster beds at Arcachon
+one notices that they are fringed with small twigs of fir trees. The
+natural supposition is that these are to mark the boundary of the
+various oyster beds; but it is in truth designed to keep out the
+_there_. This blundering fish, bearing down on the oyster bed in search
+of luncheon, comes upon the palisade of loosely planted twigs. Nothing
+in the world would be easier than for him to steer between the openings,
+of which there are abundance. But though he has stomach enough for a
+hundred thousand oysters, he has not brains enough to understand that
+by a little manoeuvring he might get at his meal. Repelled by the open
+network of twigs, he swims forlornly round and round the beds, so near
+and yet so far, with what anguish of heart only the lover of oysters
+can fathom.
+
+The oyster beds at Arcachon belong to the State, and are leased to
+private persons, the leading company, which has created the British
+trade, having its headquarters at La Teste. The wholesale price of
+oysters at Arcachon is from a sovereign to forty shillings a thousand,
+according to size. In the long street they sell retail at from twopence
+to eightpence a dozen, thus realising what seems to-day the hopeless
+dream of the British oyster-eater.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+CHRISTMAS EVE AT WATTS'S.
+
+Wandering out of the High Street, Rochester, on the afternoon before
+Christmas Day, by a narrow passage to the left I came upon the old
+Cathedral. The doors were open, and as they were the only doors in
+Rochester open to me, except, perhaps, those of the tramp house at the
+Union, I entered, and sat down as near as befitted my condition. The
+afternoon service was going on, and even to tired limbs and an empty
+stomach it was restful and soothing to hear the sweet voices of the
+surpliced choristers, and the grand deep tones of the organ, echoing
+through the fretted roof, and rolling round the long pillared aisles.
+There were not ten people there besides myself, the clergy and the choir
+forming the bulk of the assembly. As soon as the service had been gone
+through, the clergy and the choir filed out, and the lay people one by
+one departed.
+
+I should have liked to sit where I was all night. It was at least warm
+and sheltered, and I have slept on worse beds than may be made of half
+a dozen Cathedral chairs. But presently the verger came round, and
+perceiving at a glance that I was not a person likely to possess a
+superfluous sixpence, asked me if I was going to sit there all night.
+I said I was if he didn't mind; but he did, and there was nothing for
+it but to clear out.
+
+"Haven't you got nowhere to go to?" asked the man, as I moved slowly
+off.
+
+"Nowhere in particular," I answered.
+
+"That's a bad look-out for Christmas-eve. Why don't you go over to
+Watts's?"
+
+"What's Watts's?"
+
+"It's a house in High Street, where you'll get a good supper, a bed,
+and a fourpenny-bit in the morning if you can show you'em an honest man,
+and not a regular tramp. There's old Watts's muniment down by the side
+of the choir. A reglar brick he was, who not only wrote beautiful hymns,
+but gave away his money for the relief of the pore."
+
+My heart warmed to the good old Doctor whose hymns I had learnt in
+my youth, little thinking that the day would come when I should be
+thankful to him for more substantial nourishment. I had intended to
+go in the ordinary way to get a night's lodging in the casual ward;
+but Watts's was evidently a better game, and getting from the verger
+minute directions how to proceed in order to gain admittance to
+Watts's, I left the Cathedral.
+
+The verger was not a bad-hearted fellow, I am sure, though he did speak
+roughly to me at first. He seemed struck with the fact that a man not
+too well clad, who had nowhere particular to sleep on the eve of
+Christmas Day, could scarcely be expected to be "merry." All the time
+he was talking about Watts's he was fumbling in his waistcoat pocket,
+and I know he was feeling if he had there a threepenny-bit. But if he
+had, it didn't come immediately handy, and before he got hold of it
+the thought of the sufficient provision which awaited me at Watts's
+afforded vicarious satisfaction to his charitable feelings, and he
+was content with bidding me a kindly good-night, as he pointed my road
+down the lane to the police-office, where, it seemed, Dr. Watts's guests
+had to put in a preliminary appearance.
+
+Crossing High Street, passing through a sort of courtyard, and down some
+steps, I reached a snug-looking house, which I had some difficulty in
+believing was a police-office. But it was, and the first thing I saw was
+seven men lounging about the yard. They didn't seem like regular tramps,
+but they had a look as if they had walked far, and each man carried a
+little bundle and a stick. The verger had told me that only six men per
+night were admitted to Watts's, and there were seven already.
+
+"Are you for Watts's?" one of them, a little, sharp-looking fellow, with
+short light hair pasted down over his forehead, asked me, seeing me
+hesitate.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, it ain't no go to-night. There's seven here, and fust come,
+fust served."
+
+"Don't believe him, young 'un," said an elderly man, "it's all one what
+time you come, so as it's afore half-past five you'll take your chance
+with the rest of us."
+
+It was not yet five, so I loafed about with the rest of them, being
+scowled upon by all except the elderly man till the arrival of two other
+travellers removed to them the weight of the odium I had lightly borne.
+At a quarter to six a police-sergeant appeared at the door of the office
+and said:
+
+"Now then."
+
+This was generally interpreted as a signal to advance, and we stood
+forward in an irregular line. The sergeant looked around us sternly
+till his eye lighted upon the elderly man.
+
+"So you're trying it on again, are you?"
+
+"I've not been here for two months, if I may never sleep in a bed
+again," whimpered the elderly man.
+
+"You was here last Monday week that I know of, and may be since. Off you
+go!" and the elderly gentleman went off with an alacrity that rather
+reduced the wonderment I had felt at his disinterested intervention to
+prevent my losing a chance, suggesting, as it did, that he felt the
+probability of gaining admission was exceedingly remote.
+
+I was the next upon whom the eye of the police-sergeant loweringly fell.
+
+"What do you want?"
+
+"A night's lodging at Watts's."
+
+"Watts's is for decent workmen on the tramp. You ain't a labourer. Show
+me your hands." I held out my hands, and the police-sergeant examined
+the palms critically.
+
+"What are you?"
+
+"A paper stainer."
+
+"Where have you been to?"
+
+"I came from Canterbury last."
+
+"Where do you work?"
+
+"In London when I can find work."
+
+"Where are you going now?"
+
+"To London."
+
+"How much money have you got?"
+
+"Three-halfpence."
+
+"Humph!"
+
+I don't know whether a murder had recently been committed in Kent, and
+whether I in some degree answered to the description of the supposed
+murderer. If it were so, the unfortunate circumstance will explain why
+the sergeant should have run me through and through with his eyes whilst
+propounding these queries, and why he should have made them in such a
+gruff voice. However, he seemed to have finally arrived at the
+conclusion that I was not the person wanted for the murder, and after a
+brief pause he said, "Go inside."
+
+I went inside, into one of the snuggest little police-offices I have
+seen in the course of some tramping, and took the liberty of warming
+myself by the cosy fire, whilst the remaining applicants for admission
+to Watts's were being put through a sort of minor catechism such as that
+I had survived. Presently the sergeant came in with the selected five of
+my yard companions, and, taking us one by one, entered in a book, under
+the date "24th December," our several names, ages, birthplaces and
+occupations, also the names of the last place we had come from, and the
+next whither we were going. Then, taking up a scrap of blue paper with
+some printed words on it, and filling in figures, a date, and a
+signature, he bade us follow him.
+
+Out of the snug police-office--which put utterly in the shade the
+comforts of the cathedral regarded as a sleeping place--across the
+courtyard, which somebody said faced the Sessions House, down High
+Street to the left till we stopped before an old-fashioned white house
+with a projecting lamp lit above the doorway, shining full on an
+inscription graven in stone. I read it then and copied it when I left
+the house next morning. It ran thus:--
+
+ RICHARD WATTS, Esqr.
+ by his will dated 22 Aug., 1579,
+ founded this charity
+ for six poor travellers,
+ who not being Rogues, or Proctors,
+ may receive gratis, for one Night,
+ Lodging, Entertainment,
+ and four pence each.
+ In testimony of his Munificence,
+ in honour of his Memory,
+ and inducement to his Example,
+ Nathl. Hood, Esq., the present Mayor,
+ has caused this stone,
+ gratefully to be renewed,
+ and inscribed,
+ A.D. 1771.
+
+It was not Dr. Watts, then, as the verger had given me to understand. I
+was sorry, for it had seemed like going to the house of an old friend,
+and I had meant after supper to recite "How doth the little Busy Bee"
+for the edification of my fellow-guests, and to tell them what I had
+learnt long ago of the good writer's life and labours.
+
+"Here we are again, Mrs. Kercham," said our conductor, stepping into the
+low hall of the white house.
+
+"Yes, here you are again," replied an old lady, dressed in black, and
+wearing a widow's cap. "Have you got 'em all to-night?"
+
+"Yes, six--all tidy men. Can you write, Mr. Paper Stainer?"
+
+I could write, and did, setting forth, in a book which lay on a table in
+a room labelled "Office," my name, age, occupation, and the town whence
+I had last come. Three of the other guests followed my example. Two
+could not write; and the sergeant, paying me a compliment on my
+beautiful clerkly handwriting, asked me to fill in the particulars for
+them. This ceremony over, we were shown into our bedrooms, and told to
+give ourselves "a good wash." My room was on the ground-floor, out in
+the yard: and I hope I may never be shown into a worse. It was not
+large, being about eight feet square, nor was it very high. The walls
+were whitewashed, and the floor clean. A single small window, deep set
+in the thick stone-built walls, looked out on to the yard, and by it
+stood the solitary piece of furniture, a somewhat rickety Windsor chair.
+I except the bed, which was supposed to stand in a corner, but actually
+covered nearly the whole of the floor. The bedstead was of iron, and, I
+should imagine, was one of the earliest constructions of the sort ever
+sold in this country.
+
+"I put on three blankets, being Christmas-time, though the weather is
+not according; so you can take one off if you like."
+
+"Thank you, ma'am; I'll leave it till I go to bed, if you please." Much
+reason had I subsequently to be thankful for my caution.
+
+After having washed, I came out, and was told to go into a room, facing
+my bedroom, on the other side of the yard. Here I found three of my
+fellow-guests sitting by a fire, and in a few minutes the other two
+arrived, all looking very clean and (speaking for myself particularly)
+feeling ravenously hungry. The chamber, which had "Travellers' Room"
+painted over the doorway, was about twelve or thirteen feet long and
+eight wide, and, like our bedrooms, was not remarkable for variety of
+furniture. A plain deal table stood at one end, and then there were
+two benches, and that's all. Over the mantelpiece a large card hung
+with the following inscription:--
+
+"Persons accepting this charity are each supplied with a supper,
+consisting of half a pound of meat, one pound of bread, and half a pint
+of porter at seven o'clock in the evening, and fourpence on leaving the
+house in the morning. The additional comfort of a good fire is given
+during the winter months, from October 18th till March 10th, for the
+purpose of drying their clothes and supplying hot water for their use.
+They go to bed at eight o'clock."
+
+This was satisfactory, except inasmuch as it appeared that supper was
+not to be forthcoming till seven o'clock, and it was now only twenty
+minutes past six. This forty minutes promised to be harder to bear
+than the hunger of the long day; but the pain was averted by the
+appearance at half-past six of a pleasant-looking young woman,
+carrying a plate of cold roast beef in each hand. These she put down
+on the table, supplementing them in course of time with four similar
+plates, six small loaves, and as many mugs of porter.
+
+It does not become guests to dictate arrangements, but if the worshipful
+trustees of Watts's knew how tantalising it is to a hungry man to see
+cold roast beef brought in in a slow and deliberate manner, they would
+buy a large tray for the use of the pleasant young person, and let the
+feast burst at once upon the vision of the guests.
+
+Sharp on the stroke of seven we drew the benches up to the table, and
+Mrs. Kercham, standing at one end and leaning over, said grace.
+Impatiently hungry as I was, I could not help noticing the precise
+terms in which the good matron implored a blessing. I suppose she had
+had her tea in the parlour. At any rate, she was not going to favour
+us with her company, and so, bending over our plates of cold beef, she
+lifted up her voice and said with emphasis,--
+
+"For what _you_ are about to receive out of His bountiful goodness may
+the Lord make you truly thankful."
+
+I write the personal pronoun with a capital letter, not being quite
+certain from Mrs. Kercham's rapid enunciation whether the bountiful
+goodness was Mr. Watts's or the Lord's.
+
+Six emphatic "Amens!" followed, and before the sound had died away
+six able-bodied men had fallen-to upon the beef and the bread in a
+manner that would have done kind Master Watts's heart good had he
+beheld them.
+
+I think I had done first, for I remember when I looked round the table
+my fellow-guests were still eating and washing their suppers down with
+economical draughts from the half-pint mugs of porter. They--I think I
+may say we--did credit to the selection of the police sergeant, and, so
+far as appearances went, fulfilled one of the requirements of Master
+Watts, there being nothing of the rogue in our faces, if I except a
+slight hint in the physiognomy of the little man with the fair hair
+plastered down over his forehead, and perhaps I am prejudiced against
+him.
+
+It was a little after seven when the plates were all polished, the mugs
+drained, and nothing but a few crumbs left to tell where a loaf had
+stood. The pleasant young person coming in to clear the table, we drew
+up round the fire, and for the first time in our more than two hours'
+companionship began to exchange remarks.
+
+They were of the briefest and most commonplace character, and attempts
+made to get up a general conversation signally failed. "What do you
+do?" "Where do you come from?" "Things hard down there?" were staple
+questions, with an occasional "Did you hear tell of Joe Mackin on the
+road?" or "Was Bill O'Brien there at the time?" From the replies to
+these inquiries I learnt that my companions were respectively a fitter,
+a painter, a waiter, and two indefinitely self-described as "labourers."
+They had walked since morning from Faversham, from Sittingbourne, from
+Gravesend, and from Greenwich, and, sitting close around the fire,
+soon began to testify to their weariness by nodding, and even snoring.
+
+"Well, lads, I'm off, goodnight," said the painter, yawning and
+stretching himself out of the room.
+
+One by one the remaining four quickly followed, and before what I had
+on entering regarded as the absurdly early hour of eight o'clock had
+struck, five of Watts's guests had gone to bed, and the sixth was
+sitting looking drowsily in the fire, and thinking what a jolly
+Christmas he was having.
+
+I was awakened by a familiar voice inquiring whether I was "going to
+sit up all night," and opening my eyes beheld the matron standing by me
+with a shovelful of coal in one hand and a small jug in the other. Her
+voice was sharp, but her look was kind, and I was not a bit surprised
+when she threw the coal on the fire, and, putting down the jug, which
+evidently contained porter, said she would bring a glass in a minute.
+
+"I'm not going to bed myself for a bit, and if you like to sit by the
+fire and smoke a pipe and drink a glass whilst I mend a stocking or
+two, you'll be company."
+
+So we sat together by Master Watts's fire, and whilst I drank his
+porter and smoked my own tobacco, the matron mended her stockings, and
+told me a good deal about the trials she had gone through in a life
+that would never again see its sixtieth year. Forty years she had
+spent under the roof of Watts's, and knew all about the old man's
+will, and how he ordered that after the re-marriage or the death of
+his wife, his principal dwelling-house, called Satis, on Boley Hill,
+with the house adjoining, the closes, orchards, and appurtenances,
+his plate and his furniture, should be sold, and the proceeds be
+placed out at usury by the Mayor and citizens of Rochester for the
+perpetual support of an alms-house then erected and standing near
+the Market Cross; and how he further ordained that there should be
+added thereto six rooms, "with a chimney in each," and with
+convenient places for six good mattresses or flock beds, and other
+good and sufficient furniture for the lodgment of poor wayfarers
+for a single night.
+
+Had she many people come to see the quaint old place beside those
+whom the police-sergeant brought every night?
+
+Not many. The visitors' book had been twenty years in the house,
+and it was not nearly full of names.
+
+I took up the book, and carelessly turning back the leaves came upon
+the signature "Charles Dickens," with "Mark Lemon" written underneath.
+
+I know Dickens pretty well--his books, I mean, of course--and said,
+with a gratified start, "Ha! has Dickens been here?"
+
+"Yes, he has," said the matron, in her sharpest tones, "and a pretty
+pack of lies he told about it. Stop a bit."
+
+I stopped accordingly whilst the old lady flew out of the room, and
+flying back again with a well-worn pamphlet in her hand, shoved it at
+me, saying, "Read that." I opened it, and found it to be the Christmas
+number of _Household Words_ for 1854. It was entitled "The Seven Poor
+Travellers," and the opening chapter, in Mr Dickens's well-known style,
+described by name, and in detail, the very house in which I had taken
+my supper.
+
+It was a charming narrative, I, poor waif and stray, felt a strong
+personal regard for the great novelist as I read the cheery story in
+which he sets forth how, calling at the house on the afternoon before
+Christmas-day, he obtained permission to give a Christmas feast to the
+six Poor Travellers; how he ordered the materials for the feast to be
+sent in from his own inn; how, when the feast was set upon the table,
+"finer beef, a finer turkey, a greater prodigality of sauce and gravy,"
+he never saw; and how "it made my heart rejoice to see the wonderful
+justice my travellers did to everything set before them." All this and
+much more, including "a jug of wassail" and the "hot plum-pudding and
+mince pies," which "a wall-eyed young man connected with the fly
+department at the hotel was, at a given signal, to dash into the
+kitchen, seize, and speed with to Dr. Watts's Charity," was painted
+with a warmth and colour that made my mouth water, even after the plate
+of cold beef, the small loaf, and the unaccustomed allowance of porter.
+
+"How like Dickens!" I exclaimed, with wet eyes, as I finished the
+recital; "and he even waited in Rochester all night to give his poor
+Travellers 'hot coffee and piles of bread and butter in the morning!'"
+
+"Get along with you! he didn't do nothing of the sort."
+
+"What! didn't he come here, as he says, and give the poor Travellers a
+Christmas treat?"
+
+Not a bit of it; as the matron, with indignation that seemed to have
+lost nothing by lapse of years, forthwith demonstrated. There had been
+no supper, no wassail, no hot coffee in the morning, and, in truth, no
+meeting between Charles Dickens and the Travellers, at Christmas or at
+any other time.
+
+Indeed, the visitors' book testified that the visit had been paid on
+May 11th, 1854, and not at Christmastide at all.
+
+It was time to go to bed after that, and I left the matron to cool down
+from the boiling-point to which she had been suddenly lifted at sight
+of the ghost of 1854. My little room looked cheerless enough in the
+candlelight, but I had brought sleep with me as a companion, and knew
+that I should soon be as happy as if my bed were of down, and the
+roof-tree that of Buckingham Palace.
+
+And so in sooth I would have been but for the chimney. Why did the
+otherwise unexceptional Master Watts insist upon the chimney? Such a
+chimney it was, too, yawning across the full length of one side of the
+room, and open straight up to the cold sky. There was--what I forgot
+to mention in the inventory--a sort of tall clothes-horse standing
+before the enormous aperture, and after trying various devices to keep
+the wind out, I at last bethought me of the supernumerary blanket, and,
+throwing it over the clothes-horse, I leaned it against the chimney
+board. This served admirably as long as it kept its feet, and when it
+blew down, as it did occasionally during the night, it only meant
+putting up and refixing it, and the exercise prevented heavy sleeping.
+
+At seven in the morning we were called up, and after another "good
+wash," went our ways, each with fourpence sterling in his hand, the
+parting gift of hospitable Master Watts.
+
+"Good-bye, paper-stainer," said the matron, as, after looking up and
+down High Street, I strode off towards the bridge, Londonwards. "Come
+and see us again if you are passing this way."
+
+"Thank you,--I will," I said.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+NIGHT AND DAY ON THE CARS IN CANADA.
+
+"Porter!"
+
+The voice broke the stillness of a long night, and suddenly woke me out
+of a deep sleep. There was a moment's pause, and then the voice, which
+sounded singularly near to my bed-curtains, spoke again.
+
+"Porter!"
+
+"Yes, sah!"
+
+"You have given me the wrong boots."
+
+From the foot of my bed, as it seemed, there came another voice which
+said, with querulous emphasis, "These are not my boots."
+
+Then followed explanations, apologies, and interchange of boots; and
+before the parleying had come to an end I was sufficiently awake to
+remember that on the previous night I had gone to bed in a Pullman car
+at Montreal, and had been speeding all night towards Halifax. It had
+been mild autumnal weather in Montreal, and the snow, which a week ago
+had fallen to the depth of two or three inches, had melted and been
+trodden out of sight save for the sprinkling which remained on the
+crest of Mount Royal. Here, as a glance through the window disclosed,
+we were again in the land of snow. It was not deep, for winter had not
+yet set in, and the sleighs, joyfully brought out at the first fall,
+had been relegated to summer quarters. But there was quite enough about
+to give the country a cheerful wintry aspect, the morning sun shining
+merrily over the white fields and the leafless trees, bare save for the
+foliage with which the snowflakes had endowed them. It may have been an
+equally fine morning in Montreal, but it is certain it seemed twice as
+bright and fresh here, and we began to realise something of those
+exhilarating properties of the Canadian air of which we had fondly read.
+
+On this long journey eastward travellers do not enter the city of
+Quebec. They pass by on the other side of the river, and thus gain the
+advantage of seeing Quebec as a picture should be seen, from a
+convenient distance. Moreover, like many celebrated paintings, Quebec
+will not stand inspection at the length of the nose. But even taken in
+detail, walking through its narrow and steep streets, there is much to
+delight the eye. It has quaint old houses, and shops with pea green
+shutters, over which flaunt crazy, large-lettered signs that it could
+have entered into the heart of none but a Frenchman to devise. Save for
+the absence of the blouse and the sabot you might, picking your way
+through the mud in a street in the lower part of the city, imagine
+yourself in some quarters of Dieppe or Calais, or any other of the
+busier towns in the north of France. The peaked roofs, the unexpected
+balconies, the ill-regulated gables, and the general individuality of
+the houses are pleasing to the eye wearied with the prim monotony of
+English street architecture.
+
+Quebec, to be seen at its best, should be gazed at from the harbour, or
+from the other side of the river. This morning it is glorious, with its
+streets in the snow, its many spires in the sunlight, and the blue haze
+of the hills in the distance. We make our first stoppage at Point Levi,
+the station for Quebec, and here are twenty minutes for breakfast. The
+whereabouts of breakfast is indicated by a youth, who from the steps of
+an "hotel" at the station gate stolidly rings a bell. The passengers
+enter, and are shown into a room, in the centre of which is a large
+stove. The atmosphere is simply horrible. The double windows are up for
+the still dallying winter, and, as the drops of dirty moisture which
+stand on the panes testify, they are hermetically closed. The kitchen
+leads out of the room by what is apparently the only open door in the
+house, every other being jealously closed lest peradventure a whiff of
+fresh air should get in. It is impossible to eat, and one is glad to
+pay for the untasted food and get out into the open air before the
+power of respiration is permanently injured.
+
+It was said this is the only place where there would be any chance of
+breakfast, nothing to eat till Trois Pistoles is reached, late in the
+afternoon. Happily this information turned out ill-founded. At L'Islet,
+a little station reached at eleven o'clock a stoppage was made at an
+unpretentious but clean and fresh restaurant, where the people speak
+French and know how to make soup.
+
+A few years ago a journey by rail between Montreal and Halifax, without
+break save what is necessary for replenishing the engine stores, would
+have been impossible. The Grand Trunk, spanning the breadth of the more
+favoured provinces of Ontario and Quebec, leaves New Brunswick and Nova
+Scotia without other means of intercommunication than is afforded by its
+many rivers and its questionable roads. For many years Canadian
+statesmen, and all others interested in the practical confederation of
+the various provinces that make up the Dominion, felt that the primary
+and surest bond of union would be a railway. The military authorities
+were even more urgent as to the necessity of connecting Quebec and
+Halifax, and at one time a military road was seriously talked about.
+Long ago a railway was projected, and in 1846-8 a survey was carried out
+with that object. From that date up to 1869, when the road was actually
+commenced, the matter was fitfully discussed, and it was only in 1876
+that the railway was opened.
+
+It is only a single line, and as a commercial undertaking is not likely
+to pay at that, passing as it does through long miles of territory where
+"still stands the forest primeval." It was made by the Dominion
+Government in pursuance of a high national policy, and it adequately and
+admirably meets the ends for which it was devised. The total length from
+Riviere du Loup to Halifax is 561 miles. There is a spur running down to
+St. John, in the Bay of Fundy, eighty-nine miles long, another branch
+fifty-two miles long to Pictou, a great coal district opposite the
+southern end of Prince Edward Island; while a third span of eleven
+miles, branching off at Monckton and finishing at Point du Char, meets
+the steamers for Prince Edward Island, making a total length of 713
+miles. The rails are steel, and the road is, mile for mile, as well made
+as any in England. The carriages are on the American principle--the long
+waggons capable of seating fifty or sixty persons, with an open passage
+down the centre, through which the conductor and ticket collector
+periodically walk. The carriages are heated to distraction by means of a
+huge stove at either end. It is possible to open the windows, but that
+is to be easily accomplished only after an apprenticeship too long for
+the stay of the average traveller. After a painful hour one gets
+accustomed to the atmosphere of the place, as it is happily possible to
+grow accustomed to any atmosphere. But the effect of these fierce stoves
+and obstinate windows must be permanently deleterious.
+
+The Pullman car has fortunately come to make railway travelling in
+America endurable. Apart from other considerations, the inevitable stove
+is better managed. You are thoroughly warmed,---occasionally, it is
+true, parboiled. But there is at least freedom from the sulphurous
+atmosphere which pervades the ordinary car, with its two infernal
+machines, one at either end. In addition, the Pullman cars have more
+luxurious fittings, and are hung on smoother springs. It is at night
+their value becomes higher, and travellers are inclined to lie awake and
+wonder how their fathers and elder brothers managed to travel in the
+pre-Pullman era.
+
+Life is too short to limit travel on this continent to the daytime.
+Travelling eight hours a day by rail, which we in England think a pretty
+good allowance, it would take just five days to go from Montreal to
+Halifax. Thanks to the Pullman car and its adequate sleeping
+accommodation, a business man may leave Montreal at ten o'clock at
+night, say on Monday, and be in Halifax in time to transact business
+shortly after noon on Wednesday. Thus he loses only a day, for he must
+sleep somewhere, and he might find many a worse bed than is made up for
+him on a Pullman. The arrangements for ventilation leave nothing to be
+desired save a little less apprehension on the part of Canadians of the
+supposed malign influence of fresh air. If you can get the ventilators
+kept open you may sleep with impunity. But, as far as a desire for
+preserving the goodwill of my immediate neighbours controls me, I would,
+being in Canada, as soon pick a pocket as open a window. One night,
+before the beds were made up I secretly approached the coloured
+gentleman in charge of the carriage and heavily bribed him to open the
+ventilators. This he faithfully did, as I saw, but when I awoke this
+morning, half stifled in the heavy atmosphere, I found every ventilator
+closed.
+
+After leaving Quebec, and for a far-reaching run, the railway skirts the
+river St. Lawrence, of which we get glimpses near and far as we pass.
+The time is not far distant when this mighty river will be frozen to the
+distance of fully a mile out, and men may skate where Atlantic steamers
+sail. At present the river is free, but the frost comes like a thief in
+the night, and the wary shipmasters have already gone into winter
+quarters. The railway people are also preparing for the too familiar
+terrors of the Canadian winter. As we steamed out of Quebec we saw the
+snow-ploughs conveniently shunted, ready for use at a moment's notice.
+The snowsheds are a permanent institution on the Intercolonial Railway.
+The train passes through them sometimes for the length of half a mile.
+They are simply wooden erections like a box, built in parts of the line
+where the snow is likely to drift. Passing swiftly through them just now
+you catch glimmers of light through the crevices. Presently, when the
+snow comes, these will be effectually closed up. Snow will lie a hundred
+feet thick on either side, to the full height of the shed, and the
+train, as watched from the line, will seem to vanish in an illimitable
+snow mound.
+
+This is as yet in the future. At present the landscape has all the
+beauty that snow can give without the monotony of the unrelieved waste
+of white. Mounds of brown earth, tufts of grass, bits of road, roofs of
+houses, and belts of pine showing above the sprinkling of snow, give
+colour to the landscape. One divines already why Canadians, in building
+their houses, paint a door, or a side of a chimney, or a gable-end, red
+or chocolate, whilst all the rest is white. This looks strange in the
+summer, or in the bleak interregnum when neither the sun nor the
+north-east wind can be said absolutely to reign. But in the winter, when
+far as the eye can roam it is wearied with sight of the everlasting
+snow, a patch of red or of warm brown on the scarcely less white houses
+is a surprising relief.
+
+The country in the neighbourhood of Riviere du Loup, where the Grand
+Trunk finishes and the Intercolonial begins, is filled with comfortable
+homesteads. The line runs through a valley between two ranges of hills.
+All about the slopes on the river side stand snug little houses, each
+within its own grounds, each having a peaked roof, which strives more or
+less effectually to rival the steepness of its neighbour. The houses
+straggle for miles down the line, as if they had started out from Quebec
+with the intention of founding a town for themselves, and had stopped on
+the way, beguiled by the beauty of the situation. Sometimes a little
+group stand together, when be sure you shall find a church, curiously
+small but exceedingly ornate in its architecture. The spires are coated
+with a glazed tile, which catches whatever sunlight there may be about,
+and glistens strangely in the landscape.
+
+The first day following the first night of our journey closed in a
+manner befitting its rare beauty. The sun went down amid a glow of
+grandeur that illuminated all the world to the west, transfigured the
+blue mountains veined with snow, and spread a soft roseate blush over
+the white lowlands. We went to bed in New Brunswick still in the hilly
+country named by the colonists Northumberland. We awoke to find
+ourselves in the narrow neck of land which connects Nova Scotia with the
+continent. It was like going to bed in Sweden in December, and waking in
+Ireland in September. The snow was melted, the sun was hidden behind the
+one thin cloud that spread from horizon to horizon, and the sharp, brisk
+air of yesterday was exchanged for a cold, wet atmosphere, that
+distilled itself in dank drops on the window-panes. The aspect of the
+country was also changed. The ground was sodden, the grass brown with
+perpetual wet. In one field we saw the hapless haycocks floating in
+water. Thus it was through Nova Scotia into Halifax--water everywhere on
+the ground, and threatening rain in the air.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+EASTER ON LES AVANTS.
+
+We nearly lost our Naturalist between Paris and Lausanne. It was felt at
+the time, more especially by the latest additions to the party, that
+this would have been a great calamity. Habits, long acquired, of
+stopping by the roadside and minutely examining weeds or bits of stone,
+are not to be eradicated in a night's journey by rail. Accordingly,
+wherever the train stopped the Naturalist was, at the last moment,
+discovered to be absent, and search parties were organised with a
+promptness that, before we reached Dijon, had become quite creditable.
+But the success achieved begat a condition of confidence that nearly
+proved fatal. In travelling on a French line there is only one thing
+more remarkable than the leisurely way in which an express train gets
+under way after having stopped at a station, and that is the excitement
+that pervades the neighbourhood ten minutes before the train starts. Men
+in uniform go about shrieking _"En voiture, messieurs, en voiture!"_ in
+a manner that suggests to the English traveller that the train is
+actually in motion, and that his passage is all but lost.
+
+It was this habitude that led to our excitement at Melun. We had, after
+superhuman efforts, got the Naturalist into the carriage, and had
+breathlessly fallen back in the seat, expecting the train to move
+forthwith. Ten minutes later it slowly steamed out of the station,
+accompanied by the sound of the tootling horn and enveloped in thick
+clouds of poisonous smoke. This sort of thing happening at one or two
+other stations, we were induced to give our Naturalist an extra five
+minutes to gather some fresh specimen of a rare grass growing between
+the rails or some curious insect embedded in the bookstall. It was at
+Sens that, growing bolder with success, we nearly did lose him,
+dragging him in at the last moment, amid a scene of excitement that
+could be equalled elsewhere only on the supposition that the station
+was on fire and that five kegs of gunpowder were in the booking-office.
+
+Shortly after leaving Dijon a conviction began to spread that perhaps if
+the fates had proved adverse, and we had lost him somewhere under
+circumstances that would have permitted him to come on by a morning
+train, we might have borne up against the calamity. Amongst a
+miscellaneous and imposing collection of scientific instruments, he was
+the pleased possessor of an aneroid. This I am sure is an excellent and
+even indispensable instrument at certain crises. But when you have been
+so lucky as to get to sleep in a railway carriage on a long night
+journey, to be awakened every quarter of an hour to be informed "how
+high you are now" grows wearisome before morning.
+
+It was the Chancery Barrister who was partly responsible for this. He
+found it impossible to sleep, and our Naturalist, fastening upon him,
+kept him carefully posted up in particulars of the increasing altitude.
+This was the kind of thing that broke in upon our slumbers all through
+the night:--
+
+Our Naturalist: "1200 feet above the level of the sea."
+
+The Chancery Barrister (in provokingly sleepy tone): "Ah!"
+
+Then we turn over, and fall asleep again. A quarter of an hour later:
+
+Our Naturalist: "1500 feet now."
+
+Chancery Barrister: "Really!"
+
+Another fitful slumber, broken by a strong presentiment that the
+demoniacal aneroid is being again produced.
+
+Our Naturalist (exultantly, as if he had privately arranged the incline,
+and was justly boastful of his success): "2100 feet."
+
+Chancery Barrister (evidently feeling that something extra is expected of
+him): "No, _really_ now!"
+
+This kind of thing through what should be the silent watches of the
+night is to be deprecated, as tending to bring science into disrepute.
+
+There was a good deal of excitement about the baggage. We were a
+personally conducted party to the extent that the Hon. Member who had
+suggested the trip, had undertaken the general direction, or had had
+the office thrust upon him. Feeling his responsibility, he had,
+immediately on arriving at Calais, changed some English money. This
+was found very convenient. Nobody had any francs except the Member, so
+we freely borrowed from him to meet trifling exigencies.
+
+With the object of arriving at the best possible means of dealing with
+the vexed question of luggage, a variety of expedients had been tried.
+The Chancery Barrister, having read many moving narratives of raids made
+upon registered luggage in the secrecy of the luggage van, had adopted a
+course which displayed a profound knowledge of human nature. He had
+argued with himself (as if he were a judge in chambers) that what proved
+an irresistible temptation to foreign guards and other railway officials
+was the appearance of boxes and portmanteaux iron-clasped,
+leather-strapped, and double-locked. The inference naturally was that
+they contained much that was valuable. Now, he had pointed out to
+himself, if you take a directly opposite course, and, as it were, invite
+the gentleman in charge of your luggage to open your portmanteau, he
+will think you have nothing in it worth his attention, and will pass on
+to others more jealously guarded. You can't very well leave your box
+open, as the things might tumble out. So, as a happy compromise, he had
+duly locked and strapped his portmanteau, and then tied the key to the
+handle.
+
+As he observes, with the shrewd perception that will inevitably lead him
+to the Woolsack, "You are really helpless, and can do nothing to prevent
+these gentlemen from helping themselves. If you leave the key there,
+there is a fair chance of their treating your property as the Levite
+treated the Good Samaritan. If not, your box will be decently opened
+instead of having the lock broken or the hinges wrenched off."
+
+That was a good idea, and proved triumphantly successful; for, on
+arrival at Montreux, the Chancery Barrister's portmanteau turned up all
+right, the key innocently reposing on the handle, and, as subsequent
+investigation showed, the contents untouched.
+
+Our Manufacturer had a still better way, though, as was urged, he comes
+from Yorkshire, and we of the southern part of the island have no chance
+in competition with the race. He lost his luggage somewhere between
+Dover and Paris, and has ever since been free from all care on the
+subject.
+
+Perhaps it was the influence of these varied incidents that led to a
+scene of some excitement on our arrival at Montreux station. There,
+what was left of our luggage was disgorged, and of fourteen packages
+registered, only nine were visible to the naked eye. It was then the
+Patriarch came to the front and displayed some of those qualities which
+subsequently found a fuller field amid the solitude of the Alps.
+
+We call him the Patriarch because he is a grandfather. In other respects
+he is the youngest of the party, the first on the highest peak, the
+first down in the afternoon with his ready order for "tea for ten," of
+which, if the party is late in arriving and he finds time hang heavy on
+his hands, he will genially drink five cups himself. With the care of
+half a dozen colossal commercial undertakings upon his mind, he is as
+merry as a boy and as playful as a kitten. But when once aroused his
+anger is terrible.
+
+His thunder and lightning played around the station-master at Montreux
+on the discovery of the absence of five packages. The Patriarch has a
+wholesome faith in the all-sufficiency of the English language. The
+station-master's sole lingual accomplishment was French. This
+concatenation of circumstances might with ordinary persons have led to
+some diminution of the force of adjuration. But probably the
+station-master lost little of the meaning the Patriarch desired to
+convey. This tended in the direction of showing the utter incapacity
+of the Swiss or French nature to manage a railway, and the discreditable
+incompetency of the officials of whatever grade. The station-master was
+properly abashed before the torrent of indignant speech. But he had his
+turn presently. Calmer inspection disclosed the fact that all the
+fourteen packets were delivered. It was delightful to see how the
+station-master, immediately assuming the offensive, followed the
+Patriarch about with gesticulation indicative of the presence of the
+baggage, and with taunting speech designed to make the Patriarch
+withdraw his remarks--whatever they might have been. On this point
+the station-master was not clear, but he had a shrewd suspicion that
+they were not complimentary. The Patriarch, however, now retired upon
+his dignity.
+
+It was, as he said, no use arguing with fellows like this.
+
+Les Avants sit high up among the mountains at the back of Montreux.
+It seems madness to go there at a time when fires are still cheerful
+and when the leaves have not yet put forth their greenness. But, as
+was made apparent in due time, Les Avants, at no time inconveniently
+cold, would be, but for the winds that blow over the snow-clad hills
+surprisingly hot. To build an hotel here seems a perilously bold
+undertaking. It is not on the way to anywhere, and people going from
+the outer world must march up the hill, and, when they are tired of it,
+must needs, like the Duke of York in his famous military expedition,
+march down again. None but a Swiss would build an hotel here, and few
+but English would frequent it. Yet the shrewdness of the proprietor has
+been amply justified, and Les Avants is becoming in increasing degree
+a favourite pilgrimage.
+
+The hotel was built nearly twenty years ago. Previously the little
+valley it dominates had been planted with one or two chalets which
+for more than half a century have looked out upon the deathless snows
+of the Dent du Midi. There is one which has rudely carved over the
+lintel of its door the date 1816. Noting which, the Chancery Barrister,
+with characteristic accuracy, observed that "five centuries look down
+upon us."
+
+Our landlord is an enterprising man. His business in life is to keep an
+hotel, and the height of his ambition is to keep it well. Only a
+fortnight ago he returned from a grand tour of the winter
+watering-places, from the Bay of Biscay to the Bay of Genoa. The
+ordinary attractions of the show places from Biarritz to Bordighera had
+no lure for him. What he studied were the hotels and their various modes
+of management. He told us, with a flush of pride on his sun-tanned
+cheek, that he travelled as an ordinary tourist. There was no hint of
+his condition or the object of his journey, no appeal to confraternity
+with a view to getting bed and breakfast at trade prices, or some
+reduction on the _table d'hote_ charges. He travelled as a sort of Haroun
+al Raschid among innkeepers, haughtily paying his bills, and possibly
+feeing the waiters. He is a very good sort of a fellow, attentive and
+obliging, and it is odd how we all agree in the hope that he was from
+time to time over-charged.
+
+It is a fair prospect looked out upon from the bedroom window on our
+arrival. Almost at our feet, it seems, is the Lake of Geneva, though
+we remember the wearisome climb up the hill, and know it must be miles
+away. On the other side are the snow-clad hills that reach down to
+Savoy on the east, and are crowned by the heights of the Dent du Midi
+on the west. On the left, flanking our own place of abode, rise up the
+grim heights of the Roches de Naye, and, still farther back, the Dent
+du Jaman--a terrible tooth this, which draws attention from all the
+country round, and excites the wildest ambition of the tourist. The man
+or woman resting within a circuit of ten miles of Montreux, who has not
+touched the topmost heights of the Dent du Jaman, goes home a crushed
+person. A very small proportion do it, but every one talks of doing
+it---which, unless the weather be favourable, is perhaps the wiser
+thing to do. It fills a large place in the conversation as well as in
+the landscape, and it will be a bad thing for the Lake of Geneva if
+this tooth should ever be drawn.
+
+Lovely as was the scene in the fresh morning air, with the glistening
+snow, the dark pines on the lower hills, the blue lake, and the
+greyish upland, they did but serve to frame the picture of the
+Patriarch as he sat upon the bench in the front of the hotel. A short
+jacket of blue serge, knickerbockers of the same material, displaying
+the proportions of a notable pair of legs, the whole crowned by a
+chimney-pot hat, went to make up a remarkable figure. The Patriarch
+had in his hand a blue net for catching butterflies. The Naturalist
+had excited his imagination by stories of the presence of the
+"Camberwell Beauty," a rare and beautiful species of butterfly, of
+which he was determined to take home a specimen. In later days he
+was fair to see with his hat thrown back on his brow, his net in his
+hand: and his stout legs twinkling in their haste to come up with a
+butterfly.
+
+The Alps have witnessed many strange sights since first they uplifted
+their heads to heaven. But it is calculated that the Patriarch was
+the first who brought under their notice the chimney-pot hat of the
+civilised Englishman.
+
+This haste to be up on the first morning was a faithful precursor of
+the indomitable vitality of the Patriarch. He was always first up and
+first off, and, amongst many charming peculiarities, was his
+indifference as to which way the road lay. We generally had a guide
+with us, and nothing was more common in toiling up a mountain side
+than to discover the guide half a mile to the left and the Patriarch
+half a mile to the right, something after the fashion of the letter Y,
+we being at the stem. We saw a good deal more of the country than we
+otherwise should have done, owing to the constant necessity of going
+after the Patriarch and bringing him back. Sometimes he got away by
+himself, at others he deluded some hapless member of the company into
+following him. One young man, just called to the bar, had a promising
+career almost cut short on the second day. In the innocence of his
+heart he had followed the Patriarch, who led him through an apparently
+impassable pine forest on to the crest of a remote hill, whence he
+crawled down an hour late for luncheon, the Patriarch having arrived
+ten minutes before him, and having already had his knife into every
+receptacle for food that was spread out, from the loaf of bread to the
+box of sardines, from the preserved peaches to the cup without a handle
+that held the butter.
+
+Walking up the hill behind the hotel on the way to the Jaman, the Member
+had a happy idea. "Why," he asked, "should not the Parliamentary Session
+be movable, like a reading party? Say the Bankruptcy Bill is referred
+to a grand committee. What is to prevent them coming right off here and
+settling down for a fortnight or three weeks, or in fact whatever time
+might be necessary thoroughly to discuss the measure?"
+
+They might do worse, we agreed, as we walked on, carefully selecting
+the shady side of the road, and thinking of dear friends shivering in
+England. The blue haze under which we know the lake lies; the Alps all
+around, their green sides laced with snow and their heads covered with
+it; the fleckless blue sky; the brown rocks, and over all and through
+all the murmuring music of the invisible stream, as it trickles on its
+way down the gorge, would be better accompaniments to a good grind at a
+difficult Bill than any to be found within the precincts of Westminster.
+
+"You remember what Virgil says?" the Chancery Barrister strikes in.
+
+Divers things of diverse character we have discovered invariably remind
+the Chancery Barrister of Virgil or Horace, occasionally perchance of
+an English poet. This is very pleasant, and none the less so because
+the reminiscences come slowly, gathering strength as they advance, like
+the Chancery Barrister's laugh, which begins like the pattering of rain
+on leaves, and ends in the roar of a thunderstorm. The Chancery
+Barrister takes his jokes gently to begin with: he sees them afar off,
+and, closing one eye, begins to smile. The smile broadens to a grin, the
+grin becomes a cachinnation, then, as he hugs the fun, the cachinnation
+deepens to a roar of laughter, and the thing is complete.
+
+It is thus with his quotations, though these are not always
+completed--at least, not in accordance with recognised authorities. As
+one of the ladies says, with that kindliness peculiar to the sex, "The
+Chancery Barrister is most original when he is making a quotation."
+
+"What's that Wolsey says about the pomps and vanities of this world?"
+"'Vain pomps and vanities of this world,'" the Chancery Barrister
+begins, and we know we are in for a quotation. "No, not pomps and
+vanities. 'Vain pomps and glories of this world' (that's it)--"
+
+ "'Vain pomp and glory of this world, I hate ye.
+ I feel my heart new opened. O how wretched
+ Is the poor man that hangs on princes' favours!
+ There is betwixt the smile we would aspire to,
+ That sweet aspect of princes and their ruin,
+ More pangs and fears than wars or women have.'"
+
+It's odd how one thing leads to another. By the time the Chancery
+Barrister has got his quotation right, the Patriarch is half a mile
+ahead in the wrong direction, and we all have to go and look for him.
+
+The Col de Jaman is the salvation of many tourists. Not being regular
+Alpine climbers, they start over the Dent and get as far as the Col,
+rest awhile just under the great mountain molar, and come down. We had
+a splendid day for our expedition. It had been freezing hard in the
+night, and when we reached the snow region we found the pines frosted.
+On the Col a beneficent commune has built some chalets furnished with
+plentiful supply of firewood. Out of the sun it was bitterly cold, and
+we were glad to light a fire, which crackled and roared up the broad
+chimney and made a pretty accompaniment to the Chancery Barrister's
+song about the Jolly Young Waterman. He sang it all in one key, and
+that the wrong one. But it was a well-meant effort, and we all joined
+in the chorus.
+
+There's some talk to-day of a startling episode at an hotel up the
+Rhone Valley. A Russian gentleman was sitting sipping his tea, when
+there approached him a lady, who addressed him in three languages.
+His replies not being satisfactory she shot him. This is cited by the
+Chancery Barrister as showing the advantage of an early acquaintance
+with foreign languages, and the desirableness of a pure accent.
+
+It is quite agreed that if our Naturalist had been in the Russian's
+place he would have been shot after the first question. This morning,
+on ringing for his bath, he was answered by a chambermaid with a "Pas
+encore." Why "not just yet" our Naturalist did not know. He was not
+unusually early. But he had done his duty. He had tried to get up and
+have his bath; it was not ready, so he might go back to bed with a
+quiet conscience. Presently came another knock, and our Naturalist,
+carefully robing himself, opened the door, and discovered the
+chambermaid standing there with a plate, a knife, and a breakfast roll.
+
+"What the dev----I mean _qu'c'est qu'c'est_?" he asked.
+
+"_Monsieur a demande le petit pain_," the girl replied, astonished at
+his astonishment.
+
+With great presence of mind he accepted the situation, took in the
+bread, and did without his bath. The Member says that, coming upon him
+suddenly amid the silence of the snow, he heard him practising the
+slightly different sounds of _pain_ and _bain_.
+
+Nothing but snow between the Col and the Dent du Jaman, but snow at its
+very best, hard and dry. Just before we reach the top we come upon a
+huge drift frozen hard and slippery. We might have gone round, but we
+decided to try and climb. The Patriarch of course was first, and
+achieved the task triumphantly. Others followed, and then came the
+Chancery Barrister. Another step, and he would have safely landed.
+But unhappily a quotation occurred to him.
+
+"This is jolly," he said, turning half round, with the proud
+consciousness that he was at the crest and that with another stride all
+would be well; "what's that Horace says about enjoying what you have?"
+
+ "'Me pascant olivae,
+ Me cichorea, levesque malvae,
+ Frui paratis, et valido mihi,
+ Latoe, dones, et, precor, integra
+ Cum----'"
+
+Here the most terrible contortion appeared on the generally pleasant
+countenance of the Chancery Barrister. He clutched desperately at the
+ice; but his suspicion was too true. He had begun to move downwards
+("When he got to _cum_ he came," the Member, who makes bad jokes, says),
+and with increasing impetus he slid down the bank. His face during the
+terrible moments when he was not quite certain where he would stop, or
+indeed whether he would ever stop, passed through a series of
+contortions highly interesting to those on the bank above.
+
+"_Me pascant olivae_!" cried the Member. "Olives are evidently no use as
+a support in a case like yours, and diachylon would be more use to you
+now than soft mallows."
+
+The Chancery Barrister, who had happily reached the bottom, walked round
+by a more accessible path, and nothing further either from Horace or
+Virgil occurred to him for more than an hour.
+
+Perhaps the difference in the weather had something to do with it, but
+we found the Dent du Jaman not nearly so difficult to climb as the
+Roches de Naye. After the scamper across the snow and the climb over
+this little ice-collar down which the Chancery Barrister had slipped,
+there is no more snow. We climb up by steps worn by the feet of many
+adventurers. The top is a level cone with an area not much greater
+than that of a moderate-sized dining-room. There was not a breath of
+wind, and the sun beat down with a warmth made all the more delicious
+by the recollection of the frozen region through which we had passed.
+The Dent is only a trifle above six thousand feet high, but the prospect
+as seen from it stretches far. Below is the Canton de Vaud, a portion of
+the Jura chain of mountains, the far-reaching Alps of the Savoy, a bit
+of the lake gleaming like an emerald under the white tops of the
+mountains, a cloud on the southern horizon that the guide tells us are
+the mountains of the Valais, and, still to the south just touched by the
+sun, glitter the snow summits of the Great St. Bernard.
+
+Coming down, we bivouac in the _chalet_, lighting up the fire again.
+Here, twelve hundred feet lower down, it is bitterly cold, in spite
+of, perhaps because of, the fire. The _chalet_ is built with commendable
+deference to the necessity for ventilation. The wind, smelling fire,
+comes rushing over the snow, and we are glad to put on coat and caps.
+The conversation turns to legal topics, and certain eminent personages
+are discussed with great severity. Of one it is roundly asserted that
+he is mad.
+
+"I am quite sure of it," said the Chancery Barrister, who has recovered
+his spirits with his footing, "and I'll tell you why. He seconded me
+for the Reform Club, and----"
+
+We all agree that this is quite enough; but the Chancery Barrister
+insists on proceeding with his narrative, of which it seems this was
+merely the introduction.
+
+We found our Naturalist of very little use. We had expected he would
+mount with us whatever heights we sought, and had pleasing views of
+his explaining the flora as we went along. But he always had some
+excuse that kept him on lower levels. One morning he declared he had
+passed a sleepless night owing to the efforts of two Scotch lads who
+occupied the room next to him. They had some taste for carpentering,
+and were addicted to getting up in the dead of the night and doing odd
+jobs about the room. At half-past five a.m. they left their couch and
+began playing Cain and Abel. Only the Naturalist protested there is no
+authority in Scripture for the fearful row Abel made when Cain got him
+down on his back.
+
+At other times our Naturalist had heard of a "Camberwell Beauty" in
+the neighbourhood, and must needs go and catch it, which, by the way,
+he never did. On the whole, we conclude our Naturalist is an impostor.
+
+We reserved the Roches de Naye till the last day. It was rather a
+stupendous undertaking, the landlord assuring us that four guides were
+necessary. One led a horse that no one would ride, one carried the
+indispensable luncheon-basket, and two fared forth at early morn to cut
+steps in the snow. The sun was shining when we started on this desperate
+enterprise, and it was hot enough as we toiled along the lower heights.
+But when we reached the snow level, the sun had gone in, having just
+shone long enough to make the snow wet. Then a cold bleak wind set in,
+and we began to think that, after all, there was more in the Naturalist
+than met the eye. Whilst we were toiling along, sometimes temporarily
+despairing, and generally up to our waists in snow, he was enjoying the
+comforts of the hotel, or strolling about in languid search of fabulous
+butterflies.
+
+Picking our way round a hill in which had been cut in the snow a ledge
+about two feet wide, we came in face of the slope we were to climb. Up
+at the top, looking like black ants, were the guides cutting a zigzag
+path in the snow. The Member observed that if any one were to offer
+him a sovereign and his board on condition of his climbing up this
+slope, he would prefer to remain in indigent circumstances. As we
+were getting nothing for the labour, were indeed paying for the
+privilege of undertaking it, we stuck at it, and after a steady climb
+reached the top, when the wind was worse than ever. It was past
+luncheon time, and every one was ferociously hungry; but it was agreed
+that if we camped here and lunched, we should never get to the top. So
+on we went, through the sloppy snow, pursued by the keen blast that
+cut through all possible clothing.
+
+It was a hard pull and not much to see for it, since clouds had rolled
+up from the west and hid the promised panorama. The wind was terrible,
+and there was no shelter. But we could hold out no longer, and the
+luncheon being laid upon the sloppy grass, the Patriarch, with his
+accustomed impartiality, went round with his knife.
+
+By this time we had induced him to take the sardines last, which he
+obligingly did.
+
+We ran most of the way back to the side of the hill where the snow had
+been cut. The exercise made us a little warmer; and the genial influence
+of the cold fowl, the hard-boiled eggs, the sardines and the thin red
+wine beginning to work, we were able to enjoy the spectacle of the
+Patriarch leading the first party down the perilous incline. We had
+ropes, but didn't think it worth while to be tied. The party was divided
+into two sections, half a dozen holding on to a rope. It must have been
+a beautiful sight from many a near mountain height to watch the
+Patriarch's chimney-pot hat slowly move downwards on the zigzag path.
+
+"What's that Virgil says about ranging mountain tops?" said the Chancery
+Barrister:
+
+ "Me Parnassi deserta per ardua dulcis
+ Raptat amor: juvat ire jugis, qua nulla priorum
+ Castaliam molli divertitur orbita clivo."
+
+He had got in the centre of the second party, and with two before him,
+three behind, and a firm grip on the rope, he thought it safe to quote
+poetry.
+
+We had eight days at Les Avants, of which this devoted to the ascent of
+the Roches was the only one the sun did not shine upon. Whether on
+mountain or in valley, what time the sun was shining it was delightfully
+warm. The narcissi were not yet out, but the fields were thick with
+their buds. How the place would look when their glory had burst forth on
+all the green Alps we could only imagine. But already everywhere bloomed
+the abundant marigolds, the hepaticae, the violets, the oxlips, the
+gentians, the primroses, and the forget-me-nots.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+THE BATTLE OF MERTHYR.
+
+"Well, sir, it is, as you say, a long time ago, but it was one of those
+things, look you, that a man meets with only once in his lifetime; and
+that being so, I might call it all to mind if I began slowly, and went
+on so as to keep my pipe alight to the end."
+
+The speaker was a little, white-haired miner, who had been employed for
+fifty years by the Crawshays, of Cyfarthfa. We were sitting in the
+sanctum of his kitchen, the beautifully sanded floor of which smote me
+with remorse, for I had walked up from Merthyr, and was painfully
+conscious of two muddy footprints in the doorway.
+
+Mrs. Morgan Griffiths, engaged upon the task of repairing Mr. Morgan
+Griffiths's hose, was seated in the middle of the room opposite the
+fireplace, having against the wall on either side of her a mahogany
+chest of drawers in resplendent state of polish. Mr. Morgan Griffiths
+sat beside the fireplace, with his pipe in one hand, the other resting
+affectionately upon another mahogany chest of drawers, also
+resplendently polished, standing in a recess at his left. The other side
+of the fireplace was occupied by the visitor, who, if he had turned his
+head a little to the right, might have seen his face reflected in the
+resplendent polish of a third mahogany chest of drawers, which somewhat
+inconveniently projected from the recess on the side of the fireplace.
+
+Apparently, every well-to-do Welsh collier marks his status in society
+by the possession of a mahogany chest of drawers--if mounted in brass
+so much the better--which it is the pride and privilege of his wife to
+keep in a state of resplendent polish. Mr. Morgan Griffiths having had a
+long run of prosperity, and being of a frugal mind, had launched out
+largely in the purchase of mahogany chests of drawers, and his kitchen
+may be said to bristle with them. Each had its history, and it was to
+the patient listening to the repetition thereof, and to the expenditure
+of much appreciative criticism upon the varied styles of architecture
+displayed in their construction, that I completely won Mr. Morgan
+Griffiths's confidence, and overcame the cautious fencing with which
+he met my first inquiries touching his recollection of the memorable
+Merthyr Riots of 1831.
+
+Perfect confidence reigned between us now, and I discovered that,
+though it is exceedingly hard to get a Welsh miner to talk freely to
+"a Saxon," when he opens his heart, and can look back for a period of
+fifty years, he is a very interesting companion.
+
+"Yes, it's a long time ago," Mr. Morgan Griffiths repeated, in short,
+clipping intonation of the English language I will not attempt to
+reproduce, "but I've often talked it over with Mrs. Morgan Griffiths,
+and I can see it all now. Times was sore bad, and there was a deal
+of poverty about. Bread was dear, and iron was cheap--at least so Mr.
+Crawshay said when we went up to ask him if he couldn't give us
+miners a trifle over the twelve or thirteen shillings a week we was
+earning. Everybody I knowed was in debt, and had been in debt for
+some time, and was getting further in every week. The shopkeepers
+up at Merthyr were getting uneasy about their money, and besides
+saying plump out to some of us that we couldn't have any more bread,
+or that, without money down on the nail, they served out all round
+summonses to what was called the Court of Requests. That was all
+very well, but as we couldn't get enough to eat from day to day
+upon our wages, it was pretty certain we couldn't go and pay up
+arrears. But the summonses came all the same, and it was a black
+look-out, I can tell you.
+
+"One day, in the middle of the summer of this year 1831, there was
+a great meeting out on Waun-hill of all the miners of the country.
+I can't rightly tell you the day of the month, but it was about
+three reeks after we rescued Thomas Llewellin, who had been sent
+to gaol on account of the row at Mr. Stephens's. We talked over
+our grievances together, and we made up our minds that we couldn't
+stand them any longer, though we meant no more mischief than our
+little Morgan who wasn't born then, me and Mrs. Morgan Griffiths
+not being married at the time, nor indeed set eyes on each other.
+After the row opposite the Bush Inn, I went back to my work till
+such time as the petition we had agreed to send to the King was
+written out by Owen Evans, and had come round to be signed by us
+all. But there was others not so peaceably minded, and a lot of
+them, meeting outside Merthyr, marched over the hill to Aberdare,
+where they went to Mr. Fothergill's and treated him pretty
+roughly. They ate up all the victuals in the house, and finished
+up all the beer, and then took a turn round the town collecting
+all the bread and cheese they could lay their hands on.
+
+"A lad sent by Mr. Fothergill came running over the mountain with
+a letter to the magistrates, telling them what was happening in
+Aberdare, and pressing them to send off for the soldiers. It was
+said the magistrates did this pretty quick, but we had no railways
+or telegraphs then, and, ride as quick as you might, the soldiers
+could not get here before morning. The men from Aberdare were back
+here the same night, and marched straight for the Court of Requests,
+where they made poor Coffin, the clerk, give up every scrap of book
+or paper he had about the Court's business, and they made a bonfire
+of them in the middle of the street. Then they came over here, and
+swore we should all turn out and join them.
+
+"I remember it well. I was just coming up from the pit to go to my
+tea, when they came bursting over the tips, shouting and waving
+their sticks, and wearing in their hats little bits of burnt paper
+from the bonfire opposite Coffin's house. They were most of them
+drunk, but they were very friendly with us, and only wanted us to
+leave off work and go along with them. I was a young fellow then,
+up to any lark, and didn't make much fuss about it. So off we
+went to Dowlais, freed the men there, and we all had a good drink
+together.
+
+"Next day the soldiers came in earnest: Scotchmen with petticoats
+on, and nasty-looking guns on their shoulders. I stood in a passage
+whilst they marched down High Street from Cyfarthfa way, and didn't
+like the look of things at all. But close upon their heels came all
+our fellows, with bludgeons in their hands, and one of them, a man
+from Dowlais, had tied a red pocket-handkerchief on a stick and waved
+it over his head like a flag. The soldiers tramped steadily along till
+they got just above the Castle Inn, and there they halted, our men
+pressing on till they filled the open place below the Castle, as well
+as crowding the street behind the soldiers, who looked to me, as I
+hung on by the hands and legs to a lamp-post, just like a patch of red
+in the centre of a great mass of black. The soldiers had some bread
+and cheese and beer served out to them, but they were a long time
+getting it; for as soon as any one came out of the Castle with a loaf
+of bread and a piece of cheese some of our men snatched it out of
+their hands and eat it, jeering at the soldiers and offering them bits.
+
+"The soldiers never said a word or budged an inch till the Sheriff
+looked out of the window and asked the little fellow who was their
+commander-in-chief to draw them up on the pavement close before the
+hotel. The little fellow said something to them; and they turned round
+their guns so as the butt ends were presented, and marched straight
+forward, as if our fellows were not on the pavement as thick as ants.
+There was a little stoppage owing to the men not being able to clear
+off because of the crowd on the right and left. But the thick ends of
+the guns went steadily on with the bare-legged silent soldiers after
+them, and in a few strides the pavement was clear, and the soldiers
+were eating their bread and cheese with their faces to the crowd, and
+a tight right-handed grip on their muskets.
+
+"The Sheriff got on a chair in the doorway of the Castle, with the
+soldiers well placed between him and us, and made a rigmaroling
+speech about law and order, and the King; but he said nothing about
+giving us more wages. Our master, Mr. Crawshay, was in the hotel too,
+and so was Mr. Guest, of Dowlais. Evan Jones, a man who had come over
+from Aberdare, got up on the shoulders of his mates and made a
+rattling speech all about our poor wages.
+
+"'Law and order's all very well," he said, "but can you live on twelve
+shillings a week, Mr. Sheriff, and bring up a lot of little sheriffs?'
+
+"Then we all shouted, and old Crawshay coming up to the doorway, I got
+down from the lamp-post, not wishing to let him see me there, though I
+was only standing on my rights. But Mr. William had a voice which,
+something like an old file at work, could go through any crowd, and I
+heard him in his quiet, stern way, just as if he was talking to his men
+on a pay-day, say it was no use them crowding there with sticks and
+stones to talk to him about wages.
+
+"'Go home, all of you' he said; 'go to bed; and when you are sober and
+in your senses, send us a deputation from each mine, and we'll see what
+can be done. But you won't be sensible for a fortnight after this mad
+acting; so let us say on this day fortnight you come with your
+deputation. Now go home, and don't make fools of yourselves any more.'
+
+"We always listened to what Mr. Crawshay said, though he might be a
+little hard sometimes, and this made us waver. But just then
+Lewis-yr-Helwyr, shouting out in Welsh, 'We ask for more wages and they
+give us soldiers,' leaped at the throat of the Scotchman nearest to him,
+and snatching the musket out of his hand, stuck the bayonet into him.
+
+"In the twinkling of an eye the great black mass jumped upon the little
+red patch I told you of, and a fearful struggle began. The attack was so
+sudden, and the soldiers were at the moment so earnest with their bread
+and cheese, that nearly all the front rank men lost their muskets and
+pressed backward on their comrades behind. These levelled their pieces
+over the front rank's shoulders and fired straight into the thick of us.
+The little officer had hardly given the word to fire when he was knocked
+down by a blow on the head, and a bayonet stuck into him, Our men
+pressed stoutly forward and, tumbling over the dead, fell upon the
+soldiers, who could move neither arm nor leg. The rear rank were, as
+fast as they could bustle, filing into the hotel, but not before they
+had managed to pass over their heads the little officer, who looked very
+sick, with the blood streaming down his face.
+
+"At last the soldiers all got inside the doorway of the hotel, where
+they stood fast like a wedge, two kneeling down shoulder to shoulder
+with their bayonets fixed, three others firing over their heads, and
+others behind handing up loaded guns as fast as they fired. There was a
+lane speedily made amongst us in front of the doorway; but we had won
+the fight for all that, and cheered like mad when the soldiers turned
+tail.
+
+"In a few minutes we shouted on the other side of our mouths. Without
+any notice the windows of every room in the hotel suddenly flew up, and
+out came from each the muzzles of a pair of muskets which flashed death
+down upon us at the rate of two men a minute; for as soon as the first
+couple of soldiers fired they retired and reloaded whilst two others
+took their places and blazed away. A rush was made to the back of the
+hotel, and we had got into the passage, when the bearded faces of the
+Scotchmen showed through the smoke with which the house was filled, and
+the leaders of our lot were shoved back at the point of the bayonet. At
+the same time the windows at the back of the house flew up as they had
+done in the front, and the muzzles of the muskets peeped out as they
+had done before.
+
+"This was getting rather hot for me. Men dead or dying were lying about
+everywhere around the Castle Inn. If I had been asked that night how
+many were killed, I think I should have said two hundred; but when the
+accounts came to be made up, it was found that not more than sixty or
+seventy were shot dead, though many more were wounded. I was neither
+hurt nor dead as yet, and I thought I had better go home if I wanted to
+keep so. I was below the Castle Inn at the time, and not caring to pass
+the windows with those deadly barrels peeping out I turned down High
+Street, and walked through the town. It was raining in torrents, and I
+never saw Merthyr look so wretched. Every shop was closed, and
+barricades placed across some of the windows of the private houses; and
+as I walked along, trying to look as if I hadn't been up at the Castle,
+I saw white faces peeping over window blinds.
+
+"Merthyr was trembling in its shoes that day, I can tell you; and it
+came out afterwards that every tradesman in the place had got together
+all the bread, cheese, meat, pies, and beer he could put his hands on,
+ready to throw out to the mob if they came knocking at his door.
+
+"It was late at night when I got home, having gone a long way round, and
+I saw nothing more of our fellows; but I heard that the wounded soldiers
+had been taken up to Penydarren House, which was fortified by their
+comrades, and held all night against our men. Somehow the word got
+passed round that we were to meet the next morning in a quiet place on
+the Brecon road, and when I got there I found our gallant fellows in
+great force. I, having neither sword nor gun, was told off with a lot of
+others to get up on the heights that bank the turnpike road near
+Coedycymmer, and roll down big stones, so that the fresh troops expected
+up from Brecon could not pass. This we did with a will; and when, in the
+afternoon, a lot of cavalry came up, we made it so hot for them, what
+with the stones rolled down from above and the musketry that came
+rattling up from our men who had guns, that they cleared off pretty
+smartly.
+
+"This cheered us greatly, and another lot of ours, who had been posted
+on the Swansea road to intercept troops coming up in that direction,
+soon after joined us, with news of a great victory, by which they had
+routed the soldiers and taken their swords and muskets. We thought
+Merthyr was ours, though I'm not sure that we quite knew what we were
+going to do with it. When somebody shouted, 'Let's go to Merthyr!' we
+all shouted with him, and ran along the road, intending to take
+Penydarren House by storm. On the way we met Evan Price and some others,
+who had been to see Mr. Guest, and had been promised fine things for the
+men if they would give up their arms and go peaceably to work. Some
+jumped at this offer and sneaked off; but I had got a sabre now, and was
+in for death or glory. There was a good many in the same boat, and on we
+went towards Penydarren House, enough of us to eat it up, if the walls
+had been built of boiled potatoes instead of bricks.
+
+"When we got in sight of the house, we found they were ready for us, and
+had got a lot of those soldiers drawn up in battle array. There was a
+deal of disputing amongst our leaders how the attack was to commence,
+and whilst they were chattering the men were dropping off in twos and
+threes, and in about an hour we were all gone, so nothing more was
+done that night.
+
+"We lay quietly in our own homes on Sunday, and on Monday had a great
+meeting on Waun-hill again, colliers coming up by thousands to join up
+from all parts around. Early in the forenoon we began to move down
+towards Merthyr, everybody in high spirits, shouting, waving caps, and
+brandishing swords. I saw one man get an awful backhanded cut on the
+cheek from an Aberdare collier, who was waving his sword about like a
+madman. Nobody knew exactly where we were going, or what we were going
+to do; but when we got as far as Dowlais we were saved the trouble of
+deciding, for there was Mr. Guest, with a great army of soldiers drawn
+up across the road. Mr. Guest was as cool as myself, and rode forward
+to meet us as if we were the best friends in the world. He made a good
+speech, begging us to think of our wives and families, and go quietly
+home whilst we had the chance. Nothing came of that, however, and he
+pulled out a paper, and read an Act of Parliament, after which he
+turned to the commander-in chief of the soldiers, and said he had done
+all a magistrate could do, and the soldiers must do the rest.
+
+"'Get ready,' shouts out the commander-in-chief; and the soldiers
+brought their muskets down with a flash like lightning, and a clash that
+made me feel uncomfortable, remembering what I had seen on the Friday.
+
+"'Present!'
+
+"There was ten murderous barrels looking straight at us. Another word,
+and we should have their contents amongst our clothes. It was an awful
+moment. I saw one black-bearded fellow had covered me as if I were a
+round target, and I said to myself as well as I could speak for my lips
+were like parched peas, 'Morgan Griffiths, twelve shillings a week and
+an allowance of coal is better than this'; and I'm not ashamed to own
+that I turned round and made my way through the crush of our men, which
+was getting less inconveniently pressing at the end nearest to the
+levelled barrels.
+
+"There was, to tell the truth, a good deal of movement towards the rear
+amongst our men, and when Mr. Guest saw this he rode up again, and,
+standing right between the guns and the front rank of our men, said
+something which I could not rightly hear, and then our men began running
+off faster than ever, so that in about half an hour the soldiers had the
+road to themselves.
+
+"That was not the last of the riots, but it is all I can tell you about
+them, for I had had quite enough of the business. There is something
+about the look of a row of muskets pointed at you, with ball inside the
+barrels and a steady finger on the triggers, which you don't care to see
+too often.
+
+"Anyhow, I went home, and there heard tell of more fighting all that
+week on the Brecon road, of Merthyr in a state of panic, and at last of
+Dick Penderyn and Lewis the Huntsman being taken, and the whole of our
+men scattered about the country, and hunted as if they were rats.
+
+"It was a bad business, sir--a very bad business, and I know no more
+than them as was shot down in the front of the Castle Hotel how it came
+about or what we meant to do. We were like a barrel of gunpowder that
+had been broken up and scattered about the road. A spark came, and
+poof!--we went off with a bang, and couldn't stop ourselves. Yes, this
+is a bad business, too, this strike of to-day, and there's a good many
+thousand men going about idle and hungry who were busy and full a month
+ago. I don't feel the bitterness of it myself so much, because I have a
+little store in the house. I had been saving it to buy another chest of
+drawers to stand there, opposite the door, but it's going out now in
+bread and meat, and I don't know whether I shall live to save up enough
+after the trouble's over, for I'm getting old now, look you."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+MOSQUITOES AND MONACO.
+
+Up to the end of October, in ordinary seasons, the mosquitoes hold
+their own against all comers along the full length of the Riviera. For
+some unexplained reasons they clear out earlier from Genoa, though the
+atmosphere may be as unbearably close as at other points of the coast
+which mosquitoes have in most melancholy manner marked as their own.
+Perhaps it is the noise of the city that scares them. The people live
+in the street as much as possible, and therein conduct their converse
+in highly-pitched notes. I have a strong suspicion that, like the
+habitation jointly rented by Messrs. Box and Cox, Genoa is tenanted by
+two distinct populations. One fills the place by day and throughout the
+evening up to about ten o'clock; after this hour it disappears, and
+there is a brief interval of rare repose. About 2 a.m. the Cox of this
+joint tenancy appears on the scene, and by four there is a full tide
+of bustle that murders sleep as effectually as was ever done by Macbeth.
+I do not wonder that the mosquitoes (who, I have the best reason to
+know, are insects of the finest discrimination and the most exacting
+good taste) quit Genoa at the earliest possible moment.
+
+The most delightful spot in or near the city is, to my mind, Campo
+Santo, the place where rich Genoese go when they die. The burial-ground
+is a large plot of ill-kept land, where weeds grow, and mean little
+crosses rear their heads. Round this run colonnades adorned with
+statuary, generally life-size, and frequently of striking merit.
+Originally, it is presumable that the sculptor's art was invoked in
+order to perpetuate the memory of the dead. There are in some of the
+recesses, either in the form of medallions or busts, life-like
+representations of those who have gone before. But the fashion of the
+day is improving upon this. In the newest sculptures there is
+exceedingly little of the dead, and as much as possible of the living.
+
+About half-way down the colonnade, entering from the right, there is a
+memorable group. A woman of middle age, portly presence and expansive
+dress, is discovered in the centre on her knees, with hands clasped.
+The figure is life-size and every detail of adornment, from the heavy
+bracelet on her wrist to the fine lace of her collar, is wrought from
+the imperishable marble. On her face is an expression of profound grief,
+tempered by the consciousness that her large earrings have been done
+justice to. Standing at a respectful distance behind her is a youth with
+bared head drooped, and a tear delicately chiselled in the eye nearest
+to the spectator. He carries his hat in his hand, displays much
+shirt-cuff; and the bell-shaped cut of the trouser lying over his dainty
+boot makes his foot look preciously small.
+
+These figures, both life-size, stand in an arched recess, and show to
+the best advantage. Just above the arch the more observant visitor will
+catch sight of a small medallion, modestly displaying, about half
+life-size, the face of an ordinary-looking man, who may have been a
+prosperous linendraper or a cheesefactor with whom the markets had gone
+well. This is presumably the deceased, and it is difficult to imagine
+anything more soothing to the feelings of his widow and son than to come
+here in the quiet evenings or peaceful mornings and contemplate their
+own life-sized figures so becomingly bereaved.
+
+Mosquitoes do not meddle with woe so sacred as this; but at San Remo,
+for example, which has no Campo Santo, they are having what is known in
+the American language as a high old time. Along the Riviera the shutters
+of the hotels are taken down in the first week of October. Then arrives
+the proprietor with the advance guard of servants, and the third cook;
+the _chef_ and his first lieutenant will not come till a month later. In
+the meantime the third cook can prepare the meals for the establishment
+and for any chance visitor whom evil fate may have led untimeously into
+these parts. Then begins the scrubbing down and the dusting, the
+bringing out of stored carpets, and the muffling of echoing corridors
+in brown matting. The season does not commence till November,
+coincidental with the departure of the mosquitoes. But there is enough
+to occupy the interval, and there are not wanting casual travellers
+whose bills suffice to cover current expenses. On these wayfarers the
+faithful mosquito preys with the desperate determination born of the
+conviction that time is getting a little short with him, and that his
+pleasant evenings are numbered.
+
+There are several ways of dealing with the mosquito, all more or less
+unsatisfactory. The commonest is to make careful examination before
+blowing out the candle, with intent to see that none of the enemy
+lingers within the curtains of the bed. This is good, as far as it
+goes. But, having spent half an hour with candle in hand inside the
+curtains, to the imminent danger of setting the premises on fire, and
+having convinced yourself that there is not a mosquito in the inclosure,
+and so blown out the candle and prepared to sleep, it requires a mind
+of singular equanimity forthwith to hear without emotion the too
+familiar whiz. At Bordighera the mosquitoes, disdaining strategic
+movements, openly flutter round the lamps on the dinner-table, and
+ladies sit at meat with blue gauze veils obscuring their charms. Half
+measures were evidently of no use in these circumstances, and I tried
+a whole one. Having shut the windows of the bedroom, I smoked several
+cigars, tobacco fumes being understood to have a dreamy influence on
+the mosquito. At Bordighera they had none. I next made a fire of a box
+of matches, and burnt on the embers a quantity of insect powder. This
+filled the chamber with an intolerable stench, which, whatever may be
+the case elsewhere, is much enjoyed by the Bordighera mosquito. These
+operations serve a useful purpose in occupying the mind and helping
+the night to pass away. But as direct deterrents they cannot
+conscientiously be recommended.
+
+There is one place along the Riviera where the mosquito is defied.
+Monaco has special attractions of its own which triumphantly
+withstand all countervailing influences. Other places along the
+coast are deserted from the end of June to the beginning of November.
+But Monaco, or rather the suburb of it situated on Monte Carlo,
+remains in full receipt of custom. In late October the place is
+enchanting. The wind, blowing across the sea from Africa, making the
+atmosphere heavy and sultry, has changed, coming now from the east
+and anon from the west. The heavy clouds that cast shadows of purple
+and reddish-brown on the sea have descended in a thunderstorm, lasting
+continuously for eight hours. Sky and sea vie in the production of
+larger expanse of undimmed blue. The well-ordered garden by the Casino
+is sweet with the breath of roses and heliotrope. The lawns have the
+fresh green look that we islanders associate with earliest summer. The
+palm-trees are at their best, and along the road leading down to the
+bathing place one walks under the shadow of oleanders in full and
+fragrant blossom. The warmth of the summer day is tempered by a
+delicious breeze, which falls at night, lest peradventure visitors
+should be incommoded by undue measure of cold.
+
+If there is an easily accessible Paradise on earth, it seems to be
+fixed at Monaco. Yet all these things are as nothing in the eyes of
+the people who have created and now maintain the place. It seems at
+first sight a marvel that the Administration should go to the expense
+of providing the costly appointments which crown its natural advantages.
+But the Administration know very well what they are about. When man or
+woman has been drawn into the feverish vortex that sweeps around the
+gaming tables, the fair scene outside the walls is not of the slightest
+consequence. It would be all the same to them if the gaming tables,
+instead of being set in a handsome apartment in a palace surrounded by
+one of the most beautiful scenes in Europe, were made of deal and
+spread in a hovel. But gamesters are, literally, soon played out at
+Monaco, and it is necessary to attract fresh moths to the gaudily
+glittering candle. Moreover, the tenure of the place is held by slender
+threads. What is thought of Monaco and its doings by those who have the
+fullest opportunity of studying them is shown by the fact that the
+Administration are pledged to refuse admission to the tables to any
+subject of the Prince of Monaco, or to any French subject of Nice or
+the department of the Maritime Alps. The proclamation of this fact
+cynically stares in the face all who enter the Casino. The local
+authorities will not have any of their own neighbours ruined. Let
+foreigners, or even Frenchmen of other departments, care for themselves.
+
+In face of this sentiment the Administration find it politic to
+propitiate the local authorities and the people, who, if they were
+aroused to a feeling of honest indignation at what daily passes beneath
+their notice, might sweep the pestilence out of their midst.
+Accordingly, whilst keeping the gaming rooms closed against natives
+resident in the department, the Administration throw open all the other
+pleasures of Monte Carlo, inviting the people of Monaco to stroll in
+their beautiful gardens, to listen to the concerts played twice a day by
+a superb band, and to make unfettered use of what is perhaps the best
+reading-room on the Continent. Monaco gets a good deal of pleasure out
+of Monte Carlo, which moreover brings much good money into the place.
+The Casino will surely at no distant day share the fate of the German
+gambling places. But, as surely, the initiative of this most desirable
+consummation will not come from Monaco.
+
+In the meanwhile, Monte Carlo, like the mosquitoes, is having a high
+good time. Night and day the tables are crowded, beginning briskly at
+eleven in the morning and closing wearily on the stroke of midnight.
+There are a good many English about, but they do not contribute largely
+to the funds of the amiable and enterprising Administration. English
+girls, favoured by an indulgent father or a good-natured brother, put
+down their five-franc pieces, and, having lost them, go away smiling.
+Sometimes the father or the brother may be discovered seated at the
+tables later in the day, looking a little flushed, and poorer by some
+sovereigns. But Great Britain and Ireland chiefly contribute spectators
+to the melancholy and monotonous scene.
+
+As usual, women are among the most reckless players. Looking in at two
+o'clock one afternoon I saw at one of the tables a well-dressed lady of
+about thirty, with a purseful of gold before her and a bundle of notes
+under her elbow. She was playing furiously, disdaining the mild
+excitement of the five-franc piece, always staking gold. She was losing,
+and boldly played on with an apparent composure belied by her flushed
+cheeks and flashing eyes. I saw her again at ten o'clock in the evening.
+She was playing at another table, having probably tried to retrieve her
+luck at each in succession. The bank notes were gone, and she had put
+away her purse, for it was easy to hold in her prettily-gloved hand her
+remaining store of gold. It was only eight hours since I had last seen
+her, but in the meantime she had aged by at least ten years. She sat
+looking fixedly on the table, from time to time moistening her dry lips
+with scarcely less dry tongue. Her face wore a look of infinite sadness,
+which might have been best relieved by a burst of tears. But her eyes
+were as dry as her lips, and she stared stonily, staking her napoleons
+till the last was gone. This accomplished, she rose with evident intent
+to leave the room, but catching sight of a friend at another table she
+borrowed a handful of napoleons, and finding another table played on
+as recklessly as before. In ten minutes she had lost all but a single
+gold piece. Leaving the table again, she held this up between her finger
+and thumb, and showed it to her friend with a hysterical little laugh.
+
+It was her last coin, and she evidently devised it for some such
+matter-of-fact purpose as paying her hotel bill. If she had turned her
+back on the table and walked straight out, she might have kept her
+purpose; but the ball was still rolling, and there remained a chance.
+She threw down the napoleon, and the croupier raked it in amid a heap of
+coin that might be better or even worse spared.
+
+This is one of the little dramas that take place every hour in this
+gilded hall, and I describe it in detail only because I chanced to be
+present at the first scene and the last. Sometimes the dramas become
+tragedies, and the Administration, who do all things handsomely, pay
+the funeral expenses, and beg as a slight acknowledgment of their
+considerate generosity that as little noise as possible may follow
+the echo of the pistol-shot.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+A WRECK IN THE NORTH SEA.
+
+One December afternoon in the year 1875, just as night was closing in,
+the steam-tug _Liverpool_, which had left Harwich at six o'clock in the
+morning, was seen steaming into the harbour with flag half-mast high.
+It was quite dark when she reached the quay, but there was light
+enough for the crowd collected to see rows of figures laid in the
+stern of the little steamer, the faces covered with blankets. These
+figures, as it presently was made known, were twelve dead bodies, the
+flotsam of the wreck of the _Deutschland_. When the tug arrived at the
+wreck she found her much as she had been left when the survivors had
+been brought off the previous day. The two masts and the funnel were
+all standing, the sails bellied out with the wind that blustered across
+the sandbank. The wind was so high and the sea so rough that Captain
+Corrington could not bring his tug alongside; but a boat was launched,
+under the charge of the chief mate and Captain Brickerstein, of the
+_Deutschland_. The chief officer and the engineer, with some sailors
+from the tug, rowed out and made fast to the wreck. It was low water,
+and the deck was dry. There were no bodies lying about the deck or near
+the ship; but on going below, in the saloon cabin there were found
+floating about eight women, a man, and two children. These were taken
+on board the boat, and further search in the fore-cabin led to the
+discovery of the dead body of a man, making twelve in all. One of the
+bodies was that of a lady who, when the wreck was first boarded, had
+been seen lying in her berth. She had since been washed out, and had
+she floated out by the companion-way or through the skylight might
+have drifted out to sea with others. Like all the bodies found, she
+was fully dressed. Indeed, as fuller information showed, there was an
+interval between the striking of the ship and her becoming water-logged
+sufficiently long to enable all to prepare for what might follow.
+
+According to the captain's narrative, the ill-fated vessel steamed out
+of Bremenhaven on Sunday morning with a strong east wind blowing and
+snow falling thickly. This continued throughout Sunday. All Sunday night
+the lead was thrown every half-hour, the last record showing seventeen
+fathoms of water. At four o'clock on Monday morning a light was seen,
+which the captain believed to be that of the _North Hinderfire_ ship, a
+supposition which tallied with the reckoning. The vessel was forging
+slowly ahead, when, at half-past five, a slight shock was felt. This
+was immediately succeeded by others, and the captain knew he had run
+on a bank. The order was passed to back the engines. This was
+immediately done, but before any way could be made the screw broke
+and the ship lay at the mercy of wind and waves. She was bumping
+heavily, and it was thought if sail were set she might be carried
+over the bank. This was tried, but without effect. The captain then
+ordered rockets to be sent up and a gun fired.
+
+In the meantime the boats were ordered to be swung out, but the sea was
+running so high that it was felt it would be madness to launch them. Two
+boats were, however, lowered without orders, one being immediately
+swamped, and six people who had got into her swept into the sea.
+Life-preservers were served out to each passenger. The women were
+ordered to keep below in the saloon, and the men marshalled on deck to
+take turns at the pumps. At night, when the tide rose, the women were
+brought up out of the cabin; some placed in the wheel-house, some on the
+bridge, and some on the rigging, where they remained till they were
+taken off by the tug that first came to the rescue of the hopeless folk.
+The whole of the mail was saved, the purser bringing it into the cabin,
+whence it was fished out and taken on board the tug.
+
+The passengers were all in bed when the ship struck, and were roused
+first by the bumping of the hull, and next by the cry that rang fore and
+aft for every man and woman to put on life-belts, of which there was a
+plentiful store in hand. The women jumped up and swarmed in the
+companion-way of the saloon, making for the deck, where they were met by
+the stewardess, who stood in the way, and half forced, half persuaded
+them to go back, telling them there was no danger. After the screw had
+broken, the engines also failed, and the sails proved useless.
+
+The male passengers then cheerfully formed themselves into gangs and
+worked at the pumps, but, as one said, they "were pumping at the North
+Sea," and as it was obviously impossible to make a clearance of that,
+the task was abandoned, and officers, crew, and passengers relapsed into
+a state of passive expectancy of succour from without. That this could
+not long be coming happily seemed certain. The rockets which had been
+sent up had been answered from the shore. The lightship which had helped
+to mislead the captain was plainly visible, and at least two ships
+sailed by so near that till they began hopelessly to fade away, one to
+the northward and the other to the southward, the passengers were sure
+those on board had seen the wreck, and were coming to their assistance.
+
+Perhaps it was this certainty of the nearness of succour that kept off
+either the shrieking or the stupor of despair. However that be, it is
+one of the most notable features about this fearful scene that, with a
+few exceptions, after the first shock everybody was throughout the first
+day wonderfully cool, patient, and self-possessed. There was no regular
+meal on Monday, but there was plenty to eat and drink, and the
+opportunity seems to have been generally, though moderately, improved.
+The women kept below all day, and, while the fires were going, were
+served with hot soup, meat, bread, and wine, and seemed to have been
+inclined to make the best of a bad job.
+
+Towards night the horror of the situation increased in a measure far
+beyond that marked by the darkness. All day long the sea had been
+washing over the ship, but by taking refuge in the berths and on the
+tables and benches in the saloon it had been possible to keep
+comparatively dry. As night fell the tide rose, and at midnight the
+water came rushing over the deck in huge volumes, filling the saloon,
+and making the cabins floating coffins. The women were ordered up and
+instructed to take to the rigging, but many of them, cowed by the
+wildness of the sea that now swept the deck fore and aft, and shuddering
+before the fury of the pitiless, sleet-laden gale, refused to leave the
+saloon.
+
+Then happened horrible scenes which the pen refuses to portray in their
+fulness. One woman, driven mad with fear and despair, deliberately hung
+herself from the roof of the saloon. A man, taking out his penknife, dug
+it into his wrist and worked it about as long as he had strength, dying
+where he fell. Another, incoherently calling on the wife and child he
+had left in Germany, rushed about with a bottle in his hand frantically
+shouting for paper and pencil. Somebody gave him both, and, scribbling a
+note, he corked it down in a bottle and threw it overboard, following it
+himself a moment later as a great wave came and swept him out of sight.
+
+There were five nuns on board who, by their terror-stricken conduct,
+seem to have added greatly to the weirdness of the scene. They were deaf
+to all entreaties to leave the saloon, and when, almost by main force,
+the stewardess (whose conduct throughout was plucky) managed to get them
+on to the companion-ladder, they sank down on the steps and stubbornly
+refused to go another step. They seemed to have returned to the saloon
+again shortly, for somewhere in the dead of the night, when the greater
+part of the crew and passengers were in the rigging, one was seen with
+her body half through the skylight, crying aloud in a voice heard above
+the storm, "Oh, my God, make it quick! make it quick!" At daylight, when
+the tide had ebbed, leaving the deck clear, some one from the rigging
+went down, and, looking into the cabin, saw the nuns floating about face
+upwards, all dead.
+
+There seems to have been a wonderful amount of unselfishness displayed,
+everybody cheering and trying to help every other body. One of the
+passengers--a cheery Teuton, named Adolph Herrmann--took a young
+American lady under his special charge. He helped her up the rigging
+and held her on there all through the night, and says she was as
+brave and as self-possessed as if they had been comfortably on shore.
+Some time during the night an unknown friend passed down to him a
+bottle of whisky. The cork was in the bottle, and as he was holding
+on to the rigging with one hand and had the other round the lady,
+there was some difficulty in getting at the contents of the bottle.
+This he finally solved by knocking the neck off, and then found
+himself in the dilemma of not being able to get the bottle to the
+lady's mouth.
+
+"You are pouring it down my neck," was her quiet response to his first
+essay. In the end he succeeded in aiming the whisky in the right
+direction, and after taking some himself, passed it on, feeling much
+refreshed.
+
+Just before a terrible accident occurred, which threatened death to
+one or both. The purser, who had fixed himself in the rigging some
+yards above them, getting numbed, loosed his hold, and falling headlong
+struck against the lady and bounded off into the sea. But Herrmann kept
+his hold, and the shock was scarcely noticed. On such a night all the
+obligations were not, as Herrmann gratefully acknowledges, on the one
+side; for when one of his feet got numbed, his companion, following his
+direction, stamped on it till circulation was restored.
+
+From their perilous post, with waves occasionally dashing up and
+blinding them with spray, they saw some terrible scenes below. A man
+tied to the mast nearer the deck had his head cut off by the waves,
+as Herrmann says, though probably a rope or a loose spar was the agent.
+Not far off, a little boy had his leg broken in the same manner. They
+could hear and see one of the nuns shrieking through the skylight, and
+when she was silenced the cry was taken up by a woman wailing from
+the wheelhouse,--
+
+"My child is drowned, my little one, Adam!"
+
+At daylight a sailor, running nimbly down the rigging, reached the poop,
+and, bending over, attempted to seize some of the half-drowned people
+who were floating about. Once he caught a little child by the clothes;
+but before he could secure it a wave carried it out of his grasp, and
+its shrieks were hushed in the roar of the waters. At nine o'clock, on
+the second morning of the wreck the tide had so far ebbed that the deck
+was clear, and, coming down from the rigging, the battered and shivering
+survivors began to think of getting breakfast. A provident sailor had,
+whilst it was possible, taken up aloft a couple of loaves of black
+bread, a ham, and some cheese. These were now brought out and fairly
+distributed.
+
+An hour and a half later all peril was over, and the gallant survivors
+were steaming for Harwich in the tug-boat _Liverpool_.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+A PEEP AT AN OLD HOUSE OF COMMONS FROM THE LADIES' GALLERY.
+
+"No," Mrs. Chiltern-Hundreds said when I asked, Was she in these days
+a constant visitor at the House of Commons? "Chiltern, you know, has
+accepted a place of profit under the Crown, and is no longer eligible
+to sit as a member. It is such trouble to get in, and when you are
+there the chances are that nothing is going on, so I have given it up.
+I remember very well the first time I was there. I wrote all about it
+to an old schoolfellow. If you are interested in the subject, I will
+show you a copy of what I then jotted down."
+
+I was much interested, and when I saw the letter was glad I had
+expressed my interest. The copy placed at my disposal was undated,
+but internal evidence showed that Mrs. Chiltern-Hundreds had paid her
+visit in the session of 1874, when Mr. Disraeli had for the first time
+in his history been returned to power as well as to office, and Mr.
+Gladstone, crushed by an overwhelming defeat, had written his famous
+letter to "My dear Granville," announcing his retirement from
+political life. Looking down through the _grille_, the visitor in the
+gallery saw many bearers of well-known names who have travelled far
+since that date, some beyond the grave. Here are Madame's notes
+written in her own angular handwriting:--
+
+"Be in the great hall at four o'clock."
+
+Those were Chiltern's words to me as he hurried off after luncheon,
+and here we were in the great hall, but there was no Chiltern,
+which was vexatious. True, it was half-past four, and he is such a
+stickler for what he calls punctuality, and has no sympathy with
+those delays which are inseparable from going out in a new bonnet.
+One of the strings----but there, what does it matter? Here we were
+standing in the great hall, where we had been told to come, and no
+one to meet us. There was a crowd of persons standing before the
+entrance to a corridor to the left of the hall. Two policemen were
+continually begging them to stand back and not block up the entrance,
+so that the members who were passing in and out (I dare say on the
+look-out for their wives, so that they should not be kept here a
+moment) might not be inconvenienced. It is really wonderful how
+careful the police about Westminster are of the sacred persons of
+members. If I cross the road at the bottom of Parliament Street by
+myself I may be run over by a hansom cab or even an omnibus, without
+the slightest compunction on the part of the police on duty there.
+But if Chiltern happens to be with me the whole of the traffic going
+east and west is stopped, and a policeman with outstretched hands
+stands waiting till we have gained the other side of the road.
+
+We were gazing up with the crowd at somebody who was lighting the
+big chandelier by swinging down from somewhere in the roof a sort
+of censer, when Chiltern came out of the corridor and positively
+began to scold us for being late. I thought that at the time very
+mean, as I was just going to scold him; but he knows the advantage
+of getting the first word. He says, Why were we half an hour late?
+and how could he meet us there at four if at that time we had not
+left home? But that's nonsense. Chiltern has naturally a great
+flow of words, which he has cultivated by close attendance upon
+his Parliamentary duties. But he is mistaken if he thinks I am a
+Resolution and am to be moved by being "spoken to."
+
+We walked through a gallery into a hall something like that in which
+Chiltern had kept us waiting, only much smaller. This was full of men
+chattering away in a manner of which an equal number of women would
+have been ashamed. There was one nice pleasant-looking gentleman
+carefully wrapped up in an overcoat with a fur collar and cuffs.
+That was Earl Granville, Chiltern said. I was glad to see his
+lordship looking so well and taking such care of himself. There
+was another peer there, a little man with a beaked nose, the only
+thing about him that reminded you of the Duke of Wellington. He had
+no overcoat, being evidently too young to need or care for such
+encumbrance. He wore a short surtout and a smart blue necktie, and
+frisked about the hall in quite a lively way. Chiltern said that he
+was Lord Hampton, with whom my great-grandfather went to Eton. He
+was at that time plain "John Russell" (not Lord John of course),
+and has for the last forty-five years been known as Sir John
+Pakington. But then Chiltern has a way of saying funny things, and
+I am not sure that he was in earnest in telling us that this active
+young man was really the veteran of Droitwich.
+
+From this hall, through a long carpeted passage, catching glimpses
+on the way of snug writing rooms, cosy libraries, and other devices
+for lightening senatorial labours, we arrived at a door over which
+was painted the legend "To the Ladies' Gallery." This opened on to a
+flight of steps at the top of which was another long corridor, and
+we found ourselves at last at the door of the Ladies' Gallery, where
+we were received by a smiling and obliging attendant.
+
+I expected to find a fine open gallery something like the orchestra
+at the Albert Hall, or at least like the dress circle at Drury Lane.
+Picture my disappointment when out of the bright light of the
+corridor we stepped into a sort of cage, with no light save what
+came through the trellis-work in front. I thought this was one of
+Chiltern's stupid practical jokes, and being a little cross through
+his having kept us waiting for such an unconscionable long time, was
+saying something to him when the smiling and obliging attendant said,
+"Hush-sh-sh!" and pointed to a placard on which was printed, like a
+spelling lesson, the impertinent injunction "Silence is requested."
+
+There was no doubt about it. This was the Ladies' Gallery of the British
+House of Commons, and a pretty place it is to which to invite ladies. I
+never was good at geometry and that sort of thing, and cannot say how
+many feet or how many furlongs the gallery is in length, but I counted
+fourteen chairs placed pretty close together, and covered with a hideous
+green damask. There are three rows of chairs, the two back rows being
+raised above the first the height of one step. As far as seeing into the
+House is concerned, one might as well sit down on the flight of steps in
+Westminster Hall as sit on a chair in the back row in the Ladies'
+Gallery. On the second row it is tolerable enough, or at least you get a
+good view of the little old gentleman with the sword by his side sitting
+in a chair at the far end of the House. I thought at first this was the
+Speaker, and wondered why gentlemen on the cross benches should turn
+their backs to him. But Chiltern said it was Lord Charles Russell,
+Sergeant-at-Arms, a much more important personage than the Speaker, who
+takes the Mace home with him every night, and is responsible for its due
+appearance on the table when the Speaker takes the chair.
+
+In the front row you can see well enough--what there is to be seen, for
+I confess that my notion of the majesty of the House of Commons is
+mightily modified since I beheld it with my own eyes. In the first place
+you are quite shut out of sight in the Ladies' Gallery, and I might have
+saved myself all the trouble of dressing, which made me a little late
+and gave Chiltern an opportunity of saying disagreeable things which he
+subsequently spread over a fortnight. I might have been wearing a
+coal-scuttle bonnet or a mushroom hat for all it mattered in a prison
+like this. There was sufficient light for me to see with satisfaction
+that other people had given themselves at least an equal amount of
+trouble. Two had arrived in charming evening dress, with the loveliest
+flowers in their hair. I dare say they were going out to dinner, and at
+least I hope so, for it is a disgraceful thing that women should be
+entrapped into spending their precious time dressing for a few hours'
+stay in a swept and garnished coal-hole like this.
+
+The smiling and obliging attendant offered me the consolation of knowing
+that the Gallery is quite a charming place compared with what it used to
+be. Thirty or forty years ago, whilst the business of Parliament was
+carried on in a temporary building, accommodation for ladies was
+provided in a narrow box stationed above the Strangers' Gallery, whence
+they peered into the House through pigeon holes something like what you
+see in the framework of a peep-show. The present Gallery formed part of
+the design of the new Houses, but when it was opened it was a vastly
+different place. It was much darker, had no ante-rooms worth speaking
+of, and the leading idea of a sheep-pen was preserved to the extent of
+dividing it into three boxes, each accommodating seven ladies. About
+twelve years ago one of the dividing walls was knocked down, and the
+Ladies' Gallery thrown into a single chamber, with a special pen to
+which admission is obtained only by order from the Speaker. Still much
+remained to be done to make it even such a place as it now is, and that
+work was done by that much--and, as Chiltern will always have it,
+_unjustly_--abused man, Mr. Ayrton. It was he who threw open the back of
+the Gallery, giving us some light and air, and it is to him that we
+ladies are indebted for the dressing-room and the tea-room.
+
+This being shut up is one reason why I was disappointed with the House
+of Commons. Another is with respect to the size of the chamber itself.
+It is wonderful to think how _big_ men can talk in a room like this. It
+is scarcely larger than a good-sized drawing-room. I must say for
+Chiltern that we got seats in the front row, and what there was to be
+seen we saw. Right opposite to us was a gallery with rows of men sitting
+six deep. It was "a big night," and there was not a seat to spare in
+this, which I suppose was the Strangers' Gallery. Everybody there had
+his hat off, and there was an official sitting on a raised chair in the
+middle of the top row, something like I saw the warders sitting amongst
+prisoners at Millbank one Sunday morning when Chiltern took me to see
+the Claimant repeating the responses to the Litany. The House itself is
+of oblong shape, with rows of benches on either side, cushioned in
+green leather and raised a little above each other. There are four of
+these rows on either side, with a broad passage between covered with
+neat matting.
+
+Chiltern says the floor is an open framework of iron, and that beneath
+is a labyrinth of chambers into which fresh air is pumped and forced in
+a gentle stream into the House, the vitiated atmosphere escaping by the
+roof. But then the same authority, when I asked him what the narrow band
+of red colour that ran along the matting about a pace in front of the
+benches on either side meant, gravely told me that if any member when
+addressing the House stepped out beyond that line, Lord Charles Russell
+would instantly draw his sword, shout his battle-cry, "Who goes Home!"
+and rushing upon the offender bear him off into custody.
+
+So you see it is difficult to know what to believe, and it is a pity
+people will not always say what they mean in plain English.
+
+Midway down each row of benches is a narrow passage that turned out
+to be "the gangway," of which you read and hear so much. I had always
+associated "the gangway" with a plank along which you walked to
+somewhere--perhaps on to the Treasury Bench. But it is only a small
+passage like a narrow aisle in a church. There is a good deal of
+significance about this gangway, for anybody who sits below it is
+supposed to be of an independent turn of mind, and not to be capable
+of purchase by Ministers present or prospective. Thus all the Irish
+members sit below the gangway, and so do Mr. Macdonald and Mr. Charles
+Lewis. It is an odd thing, Chiltern observes, that, notwithstanding
+this peculiarity, Ministries are invariably recruited from below the
+gangway. Sir Henry James sat there for many Sessions before he was
+made Solicitor-General, and there was no more prominent figure in
+recent years than that of the gentleman who used to be known as
+"Mr. Vernon Harcourt."
+
+On the conservative side this peculiarity is less marked than on the
+Liberal, though it was below the gangway on the Conservative side
+that on a memorable night more than a quarter of a century ago a
+certain dandified young man, with well-oiled locks and theatrically
+folded arms, stood, and, glaring upon a mocking House, told them that
+the time would come when they _should_ hear him. As a rule, the
+Conservatives make Ministers of men who have borne the heat and
+burden of the day on the back Ministerial benches. With the Liberals
+the pathway of promotion, Chiltern says, opens from below the gangway.
+Mr. Lowe came from there, so did Mr Goschen, Mr. Stansfeld, Mr.
+Childers, Mr. Foster, and even Mr. Gladstone himself. The worst thing
+a Liberal member who wants to become a Cabinet Minister or a Judge
+can do is to sit on the back Ministerial benches, vote as he is bidden,
+and hold his tongue when he is told. He should go and sit below the
+gangway, near Mr Goldsmid or Mr. Trevelyan, and in a candid, ingenuous,
+and truly patriotic manner make himself on every possible occasion as
+disagreeable to the leaders of his party as he can.
+
+I do not attempt to disguise the expectation I cherish of being some day
+wife of the First Lord of the Admiralty, or at least of the President of
+the Board of Trade; for there are few men who can, upon occasion, make
+themselves more disagreeable than Chiltern, who through these awkward
+bars I see sitting below the gangway on the left-hand side, and calling
+out "Hear, hear!" to Sir Stafford Northcote, who is saying something
+unpleasant about somebody on the front Opposition benches.
+
+The front seat by the table on the right-hand side is the Treasury
+bench, and the smiling and obliging attendant tells me the names of the
+occupants there and in other parts of the House. The gentleman at the
+end of the seat with the black patch over his eye is Lord Barrington,
+who, oddly enough, sits for the borough of Eye, and fills the useful
+office of Vice-Chamberlain. Next to him is Sir H. Selwin-Ibbetson,
+Under-Secretary of State for the Home Department, and whom I have
+heard genially described as "one of the prosiest speakers in the
+House." Next to him, with a paper in his hand and a smirk of supreme
+self-satisfaction on his face, is Mr. Cross, the Home Secretary.
+
+He sits beside a figure you would notice wherever you saw it. The
+legs are crossed, the arms folded, and the head bent down, showing
+from here one of the most remarkable styles of doing the human hair
+that ever I beheld. The hair is combed forward from the crown of the
+head and from partings on either side, and brought on to the forehead,
+where it is apparently pasted together in a looped curl.
+
+This is Mr. Disraeli, as I know without being told, though I see him
+now for the first time. He is wonderfully old-looking, with sunken
+cheeks and furrowed lines about the mouth and eyes. But his lofty
+brow does not seem to have a wrinkle on it, and his hands, when he
+draws them from under his arms and folds them before him, twiddling
+his thumbs the while, are as smooth and white as Coningsby's. He is
+marvellously motionless, sitting almost in the same position these
+two hours. But he is as watchful as he is quiet. I can see his eyes
+taking in all that goes on on the bench at the other side of the
+table, where right hon. gentlemen, full of restless energy, are
+constantly talking to each other, or passing notes across each other,
+or even pulling each other's coat-tails and loudly whispering
+promptings as in turn they rise and address the House.
+
+I observe that Mr. Disraeli does not wear his hat in the House, and
+Chiltern, to whom I mention this when he comes up again, tells me
+that he and some half-dozen others never do. Since Mr Gladstone has
+retired from the cares of office he is sometimes, but very rarely,
+able to endure the weight of his hat on his head while sitting in
+the House; but, formerly, he never wore it in the presence of the
+Speaker. The rule is to wear your hat in the House, and a very odd
+effect it has to see men sitting about in a well-lighted and warm
+chamber with their hats on their heads.
+
+Chiltern tells me this peculiarity of wearing hats was very nearly
+the means of depriving Great Britain and Ireland of the presence in
+Parliament of Mr. John Martin. That distinguished politician, it
+appears, had never, before County Meath sent him to Parliament,
+worn a hat of the hideous shape which fashion entails upon our
+suffering male kindred. It is well known that when he was returned
+he declared that he would never sit at Westminster, the reason
+assigned for this eccentricity being that he recognised no
+Parliament in which the member for County Meath might sit other
+than one meeting of the classic ground of College Green. But
+Chiltern says that was only a poetical flight, the truth lying at
+the bottom of the hat.
+
+"Never," Mr. Martin is reported to have said to a Deputation of his
+constituents, "will I stoop to wear a top hat. I never had one on my
+head, and the Saxon shall never make me put it there."
+
+He was as good as his word when he first came to town, and was wont to
+appear in a low-crowned beaver hat of uncertain architecture. But after
+he had for some weeks assisted the process of Legislature under the
+shadow of this hat, the Speaker privately and in considerate terms
+conveyed to him a hint that, in the matter of hats at least, it was
+desirable to have uniformity in the House of Commons.
+
+Mr. Martin, who, in spite of his melodramatic speeches and his strong
+personal resemblance to Danny Man in the "Colleen Nawn," is, Chiltern
+says, really one of the gentlest and most docile of men, straightway
+abandoned the nondescript hat and sacrificed his inclinations and
+principles to the extent of buying what he calls "a top hat." But he
+has not taken kindly to it, and never will. It is always getting in his
+way, under his feet or between his knees, and he is apparently driven
+to observe the precaution of constantly holding it in his hands when it
+is not safely disposed on his head. It is always thus held before him,
+a hand firmly grasping the rim on either side, when he is making those
+terrible speeches we read, in which he proves that John Mitchel is an
+unoffending martyr, and that the English, to serve their private ends,
+introduced the famine in Ireland.
+
+Mr. Cowen, the member for Newcastle, shares Mr Martin's prejudices about
+hats, and up to the present time has not abandoned them. As we passed
+through the lobby on our way to the Gallery, Chiltern pointed him out to
+me. He was distinguished in the throng by wearing a round hat of soft
+felt, and he has never been seen at Westminster in any other. But at
+least he does not put it on his head in the House; and it is much better
+to sit upon than the tall hats on the top of which excited orators not
+unfrequently find themselves when, hotly concluding their perorations
+and unconscious of having left their hats just behind them, they throw
+themselves back on the bench from which they had erewhile risen to "say
+a few words."
+
+The gentleman on the left of the Premier is said to be Sir Stafford
+Northcote, but there is so little of his face to be seen through the
+abundance of whisker and moustache that I do not think any one has a
+right to speak positively on the matter. The smooth-faced man next to
+him is Mr. Gathorne Hardy. The tall, youthful-looking man on his left is
+Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, who, I suppose by instructions of the Cabinet,
+generally sits, as he does to-night, next to Mr. Ward Hunt. The Chief
+Secretary for Ireland is slim; not to put too fine a point on it, Mr.
+Ward Hunt is not, and the two manage to seat themselves with some
+approach to comfort. The First Lord of the Admiralty further eases the
+pressure on his colleagues by throwing his left arm over the back of the
+bench, where it hangs like a limb of some monumental tree.
+
+The carefully devised scheme for the disposition of Mr. Ward Hunt on the
+Treasury bench is completed by assigning the place on the other side of
+him to Sir Charles Adderley. The President of the Board of Trade,
+Chiltern says, is understood to have long passed the mental stage at
+which old John Willet had arrived when he was discovered sitting in his
+chair in the dismantled bar of the Maypole after the rioters had visited
+his hostelry. He is apparently unconscious of discomfort when crushed up
+or partially sat upon by his elephantine colleague, which is a fortunate
+circumstance.
+
+The stolid man with the straight back directly facing Mr Disraeli on the
+front bench opposite is the Marquis of Hartington. The gentleman with
+uncombed hair and squarely cut garments on the left of the Leader of the
+Opposition is Mr Forster. The big man further to the left, who sits with
+folded arms and wears a smile expressive of his satisfaction with all
+mankind, particularly with Sir William Harcourt, is the
+ex-Solicitor-General. The duck of a man with black hair, nicely oiled
+and sweetly waved, is Sir Henry James. Where have I seen him before? His
+face and figure and attitude seem strangely familiar to me. I have been
+shopping this morning, but I do not think I could have seen behind any
+milliner's or linendraper's counter a person like the hon. and learned
+gentleman the member for Taunton.
+
+Beyond this doughty knight, and last at this end of the bench, is a
+little man in spectacles, and with a preternatural look of wisdom on his
+face. He is the Right Hon. Lyon Playfair, and is said to have, next to
+Mr. Fawcett, the most remarkably retentive memory of any man in the
+House. Chiltern says he always writes his lectures before he delivers
+them to the House, sending the manuscript to the _Times_, and so accurate
+is his recitation that the editor has only to sprinkle the lecture with
+"Hear, hears!" and "Cheers" to make the thing complete.
+
+On the right-hand side of the Marquis of Hartington is Mr. Goschen. In
+fact, at the moment I happen to have reached him in my survey he is on
+his feet, asking a question of his "right hon. friend opposite." What a
+curious attitude the man stands in! Apparently the backs of his legs are
+glued to the bench from which he has risen, a device which enables him,
+as he speaks, to lean forward like a human Tower of Pisa. He is putting
+the simplest question in the world to the Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+but if he were a junior clerk asking his employer for the hand of his
+eldest daughter he could not look more sheepish. His hat is held in his
+left hand behind his back possibly with a view to assist in balancing
+him, and to avoid too much strain on the adhesive powers that keep the
+back of his legs firmly attached to the bench. With his right hand he
+is, when not pulling up his collar, feeling himself nervously round the
+waist, as if to make sure that he is there.
+
+Next to him are Mr. Dodson and Mr. Campbell-Bannerman, and, with these
+planted between him and actual or aspirant leaders of the Liberal party,
+sits Mr. Lowe. I cannot see much of his face from here, for he wears his
+hat and at the moment hangs his head. A little later on I both saw and
+heard him speak and a splendid speech he made, going right to the heart
+of the matter, laying it bare. His success as a debater is a marvellous
+triumph of mind over material influences. It would be hard to conceive
+a man having fewer of the outward graces of oratory than Mr Lowe. His
+utterance is hesitating, sometimes even to stuttering, he speaks
+hurriedly, and without emphasis; his manner is nervous and restless, and
+he is so short-sighted that the literary quotations with which his
+speeches abound are marred by painful efforts to read his notes. Yet how
+he rouses the House, moving it to cheers and laughter, and to the rapid
+interchange of volleys of "Hear, hear" from opposite sides of the House,
+which Chiltern says is the most exhilarating sound that can reach the
+ear of a speaker in the House of Commons. Mr. Lowe sits down with the
+same abruptness that marked his rising, and rather gets into his hat
+than puts it on, pushing his head so far into its depths that there is
+nothing of him left on view save what extends below the line of his
+white eyebrows.
+
+To the right of Mr. Lowe I see a figure which, foreshortened from my
+point of view, is chiefly distinguishable by a hat and pair of boots.
+Without absolute Quaker fashion about the cut of the hat or garments,
+there is a breadth about the former and a looseness about the latter
+suggestive of Quaker associations. Perhaps if my idea were mercilessly
+analysed it would appear that it has its growth in the knowledge that
+I am looking down on Mr. Bright, and that I know Mr. Bright is of
+Quaker parentage. But I am jotting down my impressions as I receive
+them. Mr. Bright does not address the House to-night, but he has made
+one or two short speeches this Session, and Chiltern, who has heard
+them, speaks quite sorrowfully of the evidence they give of failing
+physical power. The orator who once used to hold the House of Commons
+under his command with as much ease as Apollo held in hand the fiery
+coursers of the chariot of the sun, now stands before it on rare
+occasions with a manner more nervous than that in which some new
+members make their maiden speech. The bell-like tones of his voice are
+heard no more; he hesitates in choosing words, is not sure of the
+sequence of his phrases, and resumes his seat with evident
+gratefulness for the renewed rest.
+
+Chiltern adds that much of this nervousness is probably owing to a
+sensibility of the expectation which his rising arouses in the House,
+and a knowledge that he is not about to make the "great speech" looked
+for ever since he returned to his old place. But at best the matchless
+oratory of John Bright is already a tradition in the House of Commons,
+and it is but the ghost of the famous Tribune who now nightly haunts
+the scene of his former glories. Mr Gladstone was sitting next to Mr.
+Bright, in what the always smiling and obliging attendant tells me is
+a favourite attitude with him. His legs were stretched out, his hands
+loosely clasped before him, and his head thrown back, resting on the
+cushion at the back of the seat, so that the soft light from the
+illuminated roof shone full on his upturned face. It is a beautiful
+face, soft as a woman's, very pale and worn, with furrowed lines that
+tell of labour done and sorrow lived through.
+
+Here again I am conscious of the possibility of my impressions being
+moulded by my knowledge of facts; but I fancy I see a great alteration
+since last I looked on Mr. Gladstone's face, now two years ago. It was
+far away from here, in a big wooden building in a North Wales town. He
+was on a platform surrounded by grotesque men in blue gowns and caps,
+which marked high rank in Celtic bardship. At that time he was the
+nominal leader of a great majority that would not follow him, and
+president of a Ministry that thwarted all his steps. His face looked
+much harder then, and his eye glanced restlessly round, taking in
+every movement of the crowd in the pavilion. He seemed to exist in a
+hectic flush of life, and was utterly incapable of taking rest. Now his
+face, though still thin, has filled up. The lines on his brow and under
+his eyes, though too deeply furrowed to be eradicable, have been
+smoothed down, and there is about his face a sense of peace and a
+pleasant look of rest.
+
+Chiltern says that sometimes when Mr. Gladstone has been in the House
+this Session he has, during the progress of a debate, momentarily
+sprung into his old attitude of earnest, eager attention, and there
+have been critical moments when his interposition in debate has
+appeared imminent. But he has conquered the impulse, lain back again
+on the bench, and let the House go its own way. It is very odd,
+Chiltern says, to have him sitting there silent in the midst of so
+much talking. This was specially felt during the debate about those
+Irish Acts with which he had so much to do.
+
+Chiltern tells me that whilst the debate on the Irish Bill was going on
+there came from no one knows where, passed from hand to hand along the
+benches, a scrap of paper on which was written this verse from "In
+Memoriam":--
+
+ "At our old pastimes in the hall
+ We gambol'd making vain pretence
+ Of gladness, With an awful sense
+ Of one mute Shadow watching all."
+
+Although the gangway has a distinct and important significance in
+marking off _nuances_ of political parties, it appears that it does not
+follow as an inevitable sequence that because a man sits behind the
+Ministerial bench he is therefore a Taper or a Tadpole, or that because
+he takes up his quarters below the gangway he is a John Hampden. The
+distinction is more strongly marked on the Liberal side; but even there
+there are some honest men who usually obey the crack of the Whip. On the
+Conservative side the gangway has scarcely any significance, and though
+the Lewisian "Party," which consists solely of Charles, sits there, and
+from time to time reminds the world of its existence by loudly shouting
+in its ear, it may always be depended upon in a real party division to
+swell the Ministerial majority by one vote. The Scotch members, who sit
+chiefly on the Liberal side, spread themselves impartially over seats
+above and below the gangway. The Home Rule members, who also favour the
+Liberal side, sit together in a cluster below the gangway in defiant
+proximity to the Sergeant-at-Arms. They are rather noisy at times, and
+whenever Chiltern comes in late to dinner, or after going back stays
+till all hours in the morning, it is sure to be "those Irish fellows."
+But I think the House of Commons ought to be much obliged to Ireland for
+its contribution of members, and to resist to the last the principle of
+Home Rule. For it is not, as at present constituted, an assembly that
+can afford to lose any element that has about it a tinge of originality,
+a flash of humour, or an echo of eloquence.
+
+That, of course, is Chiltern's remark. I only know, for my part, that
+the Ladies' Gallery is a murky den, in which you can hear very little,
+not see much, and are yourself not seen at all.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+SOME PREACHERS I HAVE KNOWN.
+
+MR. MOODY.
+
+I heard Mr. Moody preach twice when he paid his first visit to this
+country. Borrowing an idea from another profession, he had a series of
+rehearsals before he came to London. It was in the Free Trade Hall,
+Manchester, and service opened at eight o'clock on a frosty morning in
+December. I had to stand during the whole of the service, one of a crowd
+wedged in the passages between the closely-packed benches. Every
+available seat had been occupied shortly after seven, when the doors
+were thrown open. The galleries were thronged, and even the balconies at
+the rear of the hall were full to overflowing. The audience were, I
+should say, pretty equally divided in the matter of sex, and were
+apparently of the class of small tradesmen, clerks, and well-to do
+mechanics; that was the general class of the morning congregation. But
+it must not therefore be understood that the upper class in Manchester
+stood aloof from the special services of the American gentlemen. At the
+afternoon meeting, elegantly attired ladies and gentlemen, wearing
+spotless kid gloves and coats of irreproachable cut, struggled for a
+place in the mighty throng that streamed into the hall.
+
+Punctually at eight o'clock the meeting was opened by one of the local
+clergymen, who prayed for a blessing on the day and the work, declaring,
+amid subdued but triumphant cries from portions of the congregation,
+that "the Lord has risen indeed! Now is the stone rolled away from the
+sepulchre, and the Kingdom of God is at hand." Mr. Moody, who sat at a
+small desk in front of the platform, advanced and gave out the hymn,
+"Guide us, O Thou Great Jehovah," the singing of which Mr. Sankey,
+sitting before a small harmonium, led and accompanied, the vast
+congregation joining with great heartiness.
+
+"Mr. Sankey will now sing a hymn by himself," said Mr. Moody; whereupon
+there was a movement in the hall, a rustling of dresses, and a general
+settling down to hear something special.
+
+The movement was so prolonged that Mr. Moody again stood up, and begged
+that every one would be "perfectly still whilst Mr. Sankey sang." There
+was another pause, Mr. Sankey waiting with marked punctiliousness till
+the last cougher had got over his difficulty. Presently the profound
+stillness was broken by the harmonium--"melodeon" is, I believe, the
+precise name of the instrument--softly sounding a bar of music. Then Mr.
+Sankey suddenly and loudly broke in with the first line of the hymn,
+"What are you going to do, brother?"
+
+Mr Sankey has a fairly good voice, which he used in what is called "an
+effective" manner, singing certain lines of the hymn _pianissimo_, and
+giving the recurrent line, "What are you going to do, brother?" _forte_,
+with a long dwelling on the monosyllable "do." When he reached the
+last verse, he, after a short pause, began to play a tune well known at
+these meetings, into which the congregation struck with a mighty voice
+that served to bring into stronger prominence the artificial character
+of the preceding performance. The words had a martial, inspiriting sound,
+and as the verse rolled forth, filling the great hall with a mighty
+musical noise, one could see the eyes of strong men fill with tears.
+
+ "Ho, my comrades! see the signal
+ Waving in the sky;
+ Reinforcements now appearing,
+ Victory is nigh!
+ 'Hold the fort, for I am coming,'
+ Jesus signals still;
+ Wave the answer back to Heaven,
+ 'By Thy grace we Will.'"
+
+The subject of Mr. Moody's address was "Daniel"--whom he once,
+referring to the prophet's position under King Darius, dubbed "the
+Bismarck of those times," and always called "Dan'l." One might converse
+for an hour with Mr. Moody without discovering from his accent that he
+comes from the United States. But it is unmistakable when he preaches,
+and especially in the colloquies supposed to have taken place between
+characters in the Bible and elsewhere.
+
+He began his discourse without other preface than a half apology for
+selecting a subject which, it might be supposed, everybody knew
+everything about. But, for his part, he liked to take out and look upon
+the photographs of old friends when they were far away, and he hoped his
+hearers would not think it waste of time to take another look at the
+picture of Dan'l. One peculiarity about Dan'l was that there was nothing
+against his character to be found all through the Bible. Nowadays, when
+men write biographies, they throw what they call the veil of charity
+over the dark spots in a career. But when God writes a man's life he
+puts it all in. So it happened that there are found very few, even of
+the best men in the Bible, without their times of sin. But Dan'l came out
+spotless, and the preacher attributed his exceptionally bright life
+to the power of saying "No."
+
+After this exordium, Mr. Moody proceeded to tell in his own words the
+story of the life of Daniel. Listening to him, it was not difficult to
+comprehend the secret of his power over the masses. Like Bunyan, he
+possesses the great gift of being able to realise things unseen, and to
+describe his vision in familiar language to those whom he addresses. His
+notion of "Babylon, that great city," would barely stand the test of
+historic research. But that there really was in far-off days a great
+city called Babylon, in which men bustled about, ate and drank, schemed
+and plotted, and were finally overruled by the visible hand of God, he
+made as clear to the listening congregation as if he were talking about
+Chicago.
+
+He filled the lay figures with life, clothed them with garments, and
+then made them talk to each other in the English language as it is
+to-day accented in some of the American States.
+
+On the previous night I had heard him deliver an address in one of the
+densely populated districts of Salford. Admission to the chapel in which
+the service was held was exclusively confined to women, and,
+notwithstanding it was Saturday night, there were at least a thousand
+sober-looking and respectably dressed women present. The subject of the
+discussion was Christ's conversation with Nicodemus--whose social
+position Mr. Moody incidentally made familiar to the congregation by
+observing, "if he had lived in these days, he would have been a doctor
+of divinity, Nicodemus, D. D, or perhaps LL D." His purpose was to make
+it clear that men are saved, not by any action of their own, but simply
+by faith. This he illustrated, among other ways, by introducing a
+domestic scene from the life of the children of Israel in the Wilderness
+at the time the brazen serpent was lifted up. The dramatis personae were
+a Young Convert, a Sceptic, and the Sceptic's Mother. The convert, who
+has been bitten by the serpent, and, having followed Moses' injunction,
+is cured, "comes along" and finds the sceptic lying down "badly bitten."
+He entreats him to look upon the brazen serpent which Moses has lifted
+up. But the sceptic has no faith in the alleged cure, and refuses.
+
+"Do you think," he says, "I'm going to be saved by looking at a brass
+serpent away off on a pole? No, no."
+
+"Wall, I dunno," says the young convert, "but I was saved that way
+myself. Don't you think you'd better try it?"
+
+The sceptic refuses, and his mother "comes along," and observes,
+--"Hadn't you better look at it, my boy?"
+
+"Well, mother, the fact is, if I could understand the f'losophy of it I
+would look up right off; but I don't see how a brass serpent away off on
+a pole can cure me."
+
+And so he dies in his unbelief.
+
+It seemed odd to hear this conversation from the Wilderness recited,
+word for word, in the American vernacular, and with a local colouring
+that suggested that both the sceptic and the young convert wore
+tail-coats, and that the mother had "come along" in a stuff dress. But
+when the preacher turned aside, and in a few words spoke of sons who
+would not hear the counsel of Christian mothers and refused to "look
+up and live," the silent tears that coursed down many a face in the
+congregation showed that his homely picture had been clear as the
+brazen serpent in the Wilderness to the eyes of faith before which
+it was held up.
+
+The story of Daniel is one peculiarly susceptible of Mr. Moody's usual
+method of treatment, and for three-quarters of an hour he kept the
+congregation at the morning meeting enthralled whilst he told how
+Daniel's simple faith triumphed over the machinations of the unbeliever.
+Mr. Moody's style is unlike that of most religious revivalists. He
+neither shouts nor gesticulates, and mentioned "hell" only once, and
+that in connection with the life the drunkard makes for himself. His
+manner is reflected by the congregation in respect of abstention from
+working themselves up into "a state." This makes all the more impressive
+the signs of genuine emotion which follow and accompany the preacher's
+utterance. When he was picturing the scene of Daniel translating the
+king's dream, rapidly reciting Daniel's account of the dream, and
+Nebuchadnezzar's quick and delighted ejaculation, "That's so!" "That's
+it!" as he recognised the incidents, I fancied it was not without
+difficulty some of the people, bending forward, listening with
+glistening eye and heightened colour, refrained from clapping their
+hands for glee that the faithful Daniel, the unyielding servant of
+God, had triumphed over tribulation, and had walked out of prison
+to take his place on the right hand of the king.
+
+There was not much exhortation throughout the discourse, not the
+slightest reference to any disputed point of doctrine. It was nothing
+more than a re-telling of the story of Daniel. But whilst
+Nebuchadnezzar, Daniel, Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego, Darius, and even
+the hundred and twenty princes, became for the congregation living and
+moving beings, all the ends of the narrative were, with probably
+unconscious, certainly unbetrayed, art, gathered together to lead up to
+the one lesson--that compromise, where truth and religion are concerned,
+is never worthy of those who profess to believe God's word.
+
+"I am sick of the shams of the present day," said Mr. Moody, bringing
+his discourse to a sudden close. "I am tired of the way men parley
+with the world whilst they are holding out their hands to be lifted
+into heaven. If we're gwine to be good Christians and God's people let
+us be so out-and-out."
+
+
+"BENDIGO."
+
+Bendigo, the erewhile famous champion of England, I one evening found in
+the pulpit at the London Cabman's Mission Hall. After quitting the ring,
+Bendigo took to politics; that is to say, he, for a consideration,
+directed at Parliamentary elections the proceedings of the "lambs" in
+his native town of Nottingham. Now he had given up even that
+worldliness, and had taken to preaching. His fame had brought together a
+large congregation. The Hall was crowded to overflowing, and the
+proceedings were, as one of the speakers described it, conducted "by
+shifts," the leaders, including Bendigo, going downstairs to address the
+crowd collected in the lower room after having spoken to the
+congregation in the regular meeting hall.
+
+The service was opened with prayer by Mr. John Dupee, superintendent of
+the Mission, after which the congregation vigorously joined in the
+singing of a hymn. A second hymn followed upon the reading of a psalm;
+and Mr. Dupee proceeded to say a few words about "our dear and saved
+brother, Bendigo." With a frankness that in no wise disconcerted the
+veteran prizefighter, Mr. Dupee discussed and described the condition
+in which he had lived up to about two years ago. The speaker was, it
+appeared, a fellow-townsman of Bendigo's, and his recollection of him
+went back for nearly forty years, at which time his state was so bad
+that Mr. Dupee, then a lad, used to walk behind him through the streets
+of Nottingham praying that he might be forgiven. Now he was saved, and,
+quoting the handbill that had advertised the meeting, Mr. Dupee hailed
+him as "a miracle of mercy, the greatest miracle of the nineteenth
+century," which view the congregation approved by fervent cries of
+"Praise the Lord!" "Hallelujah!"
+
+Whether Bendigo would stand steadfast in the new course he had begun
+to tread was a matter which--Mr. Dupee did not hide it--was freely
+discussed in the circles where the ex-champion was best known. But
+he had now gone straight for two years, and Mr. Dupee believed he
+would keep straight.
+
+Before introducing Bendigo to the meeting, Mr. Dupee said his own
+"brother Jim" would say a few words, his claim upon the attention of
+the congregation being enforced by the asseveration that he was "the
+next great miracle of the nineteenth century." From particulars which
+Mr. Dupee proceeded to give in relation to the early history of his
+brother, it would be difficult to decide whether he or Bendigo had
+the fuller claim to the title of the "wickedest man in Nottingham."
+A single anecdote told to the discredit of his early life must
+suffice in indication of its general character. He was, it appeared,
+always getting tipsy and arriving home at untimely hours.
+
+"One night," said the preacher, "he came home very late, and was
+kicking up an awful row in the street just before he came in. I
+opened the window, and, looking out, said to him very gently, 'Now
+Jim, do come in without waking mother.' And what d'ye think he said?
+Why, he said nothing, but just up with a brick and heaved it at me.
+That was Jim in the old days," he continued, turning to his brother
+with an admiring glance. "He always was lively as a sinner, and
+he's just the same now he's on his way to join the saints."
+
+"Jim" even at the outset fully justified this exordium by suddenly
+approaching the pulpit desk with his hands stretched out, singing the
+"Hallelujah band." In the course of an address delivered with much
+animation and filled with startling phrases, it became clear that
+"Jim" had been the immediate instrument of the conversion of Bendigo.
+He added considerably to the stock of information respecting the
+early life of that personage, and told in detail how better things
+began to dawn upon him.
+
+At the outset of his new career Bendigo's enthusiasm was somewhat
+misdirected, as was manifested at an infidel meeting he attended in
+company with his sponsor.
+
+"Who's them chaps on the platform?" said Bendigo to Jim.
+
+"Infidels," said Jim.
+
+"What's that?" queried Bendigo.
+
+"Why, fellows as don't believe in God or the devil."
+
+"Then come along, and we'll soon clear the platform," said Bendigo,
+beginning to strip.
+
+Jim's address lasted for nearly half an hour, and when at last brought
+to a conclusion he went below to "begin again" with the crowd in the
+lower room.
+
+Mr. Dupee again appeared at the desk and said they would sing a verse
+of a hymn, after which Bendigo would address them, and the plate would
+be handed round for a collection to cover the cost of the bills and of
+Bendigo's travelling expenses. The hymn was a well-known one, with, as
+given out by the preacher, an alteration in the second line thus:
+
+ "Praise God from whom all blessings flow,
+ Praise Him for brother Bendigo."
+
+This sung with mighty volume of sound, Bendigo, who had all this time
+been quietly seated on the platform, advanced, and began to speak in a
+simple, unaffected, but wholly unintelligent manner. He was decently
+dressed in a frock-coat, with black velveteen waistcoat buttoned over
+his broad chest. He was still, despite his threescore years, straight
+as a pole; and had a fine healthy looking face, that belied the fearful
+stories told by his friends of his dissipation. Except a certain
+flattening of the bridge of the nose, a slight indentation on the
+forehead between the eyebrows, and the crooked finger on his left hand,
+he bore no traces of many pitched fights of which he is the hero, and
+might in such an assembly have been taken for a mild-mannered family
+coachman.
+
+His address, though occasionally marked by the grotesque touches which
+characterised the remarks of the two preceding speakers, was not without
+touches of pathos.
+
+"I've been a fighting character," he said, and this was a periphrastic
+way of referring to his old occupation in which he evidently took great
+pleasure; "but now I'm a Miracle. What could I do? I was the
+youngest-born of twenty-one children, and the first thing done with me
+was to put me in a workhouse. There I got among fellows who brought me
+out, and I became a fighting character. Thirty years ago I came up to
+London to fight Ben Caunt, and I licked him. I'm sixty-three now, and
+I didn't think I should ever come up to London to fight for King Jesus.
+But here I am, and I wish I could read out of the blessed Book for then
+I could talk to you better. But I never learnt to read, though I'm
+hoping by listening to the conversation around me to pick up a good
+deal of the Bible, and then I'll talk to you better. I'm only two years
+old at present, and know no more than a baby. It's two years ago since
+Jesus came to me and had a bout with me, and I can tell you He licked
+me in the first round. He got me down on my knees the first go, and
+there I found grace. I've got a good many cups and belts which I won
+when I was a fighting character. Them cups and belts will fade, but
+there's a crown being prepared for old Bendigo that'll never fade."
+
+This and much more to the same purport the veteran said, and then Mr.
+Dupee interposed with more "few words," the plate was sent round, and
+the superintendent and Bendigo went downstairs to relieve "brother Jim,"
+the echo of whose stentorian voice had occasionally been wafted in at
+the open door whilst Bendigo was relating his experiences.
+
+"FIDDLER JOSS."
+
+It was at another Mission Chapel in Little Wild Street, Drury Lane, that
+I "sat under" Fiddler Joss. His "dictionary name," as in the course of
+the evening I learned from one of his friends, is Mr. Joseph Poole. The
+small bills which invited all into whose hands they might fall to "come
+and hear Fiddler Joss" added the injunction "Come early to secure a
+seat." The doors were opened at half-past six, and those who obeyed the
+injunction found themselves in a somewhat depressing minority. At
+half-past six there were not more than a score of people present, and
+these looked few indeed within the walls of the spacious chapel. It is a
+surprise to find so well-built, commodious, it may almost be added
+handsome, a building in such a poor neighbourhood, and bearing so humble
+a designation. It provides comfortable sitting room for twelve hundred
+persons. There is a neat, substantial gallery running round the hall,
+and forming at one end a circular pulpit, evidently designed after the
+fashion of Mr. Spurgeon's at the Tabernacle--a building of which the
+Mission Chapel is in many respects a miniature.
+
+The congregation began to drop in by degrees, and proved to be of a
+character altogether different from what might have been expected in
+such a place on such an occasion. Out of ten people perhaps one belonged
+to the class among which London missionaries are accustomed to labour.
+But while men and women of the "casual" order were almost entirely
+absent, and men of what is called in this connection "the working class"
+were few and far between, there entered by hundreds people who looked as
+if they were the responsible owners of snug little businesses in the
+provision, stationery, or "general" line. An air of profound
+respectability, combined with the enjoyment of creature comforts,
+prevailed.
+
+Whilst waiting for seven o'clock, the hour for the service to commence,
+a voluntary choir sang hymns, and the rapidly growing congregation
+joined in fitful snatches of harmony. Little hymn-books with green paper
+backs were liberally distributed, and there was no excuse for silence on
+the score of unfamiliarity with the hymns selected. At seven o'clock the
+preacher of the evening appeared on the rostrum, accompanied by two
+gentlemen accustomed, it appeared, to take a leading part in conducting
+the service in the chapel. One gave out a hymn, reading it verse by
+verse, and starting the tune with stentorian voice. This concluded, his
+colleague prayed, in a loud voice, and with energetic action. "We must
+have souls to-night," he said, smiting the rail of the pulpit; "we must
+have souls--not by ones and twos--and we must have them to-night in this
+place. There is a drunkard in this place. Give us his soul, O God! There
+is a thief in this place; I do not know where he sits, but God knows. We
+want to benefit God, and we must have souls to-night, not by twos and
+threes, but in hundreds."
+
+After this there was another hymn, sung even with increased volume of
+sound. Energy was the predominant characteristic of the whole service,
+and it reached its height in the singing of hymns, when the congregation
+found the opportunity of joining their leaders in the devotional
+utterance. There were half a dozen women in the congregation who had
+solved the home difficulty about the baby by bringing it with them to
+chapel. The little ones, catching the enthusiasm of the place, joined
+audibly in all the acts of worship save in the singing. They crowed
+during the prayers, chattered during the reading of the lesson, and
+loudly wept at intervals throughout the sermon. But there was no room
+for their shrill voices in the mighty shout which threatened to rend the
+roof when hymns were sung.
+
+Fiddler Joss, being impressively introduced by one of the gentlemen in
+the pulpit, began without preface to read rapidly from the fifth chapter
+of Romans, a task he accomplished with the assistance of a pair of
+double eyeglasses. He formally appropriated no text, and it would be
+difficult to furnish any connected account of his sermon. Evidently
+accustomed to address open-air audiences, he spoke at the topmost pitch
+of a powerful voice. Without desire to misapply rules of criticism, and
+in furtherance of an honest intention to describe impressions in as
+simple a form as may be, it must be added that the sermon was as far
+above the heads of a mission-chapel congregation as was the pitch of the
+preacher's voice. Its key-note was struck by an anecdote which Joss
+introduced at the outset of his discourse. There was, he said, a
+clergyman walking down Cheapside one day, when he heard a man calling
+out, "Buy a pie." The clergyman looked at the man, and recognised in him
+a member of his church.
+
+"What, John," he said, "is this what you do in the weekdays?"
+
+"Yes," said the man, "I earn an honest living by selling pies."
+
+"Poor fellow," said the parson, "how I pity you."
+
+"Bother your pity; buy a pie," retorted the man.
+
+That, according to Fiddler Joss, is the way in which constituted
+authorities in church and chapel matters deal with the poor man in
+London and elsewhere. Mr. Methodist would not speak to Mr. Baptist, Mr.
+Wesleyan would have nothing to do with Mr. Congregationalist, Mr. High
+Church scoffed at Mr. Low Church, Mr. Low Church did not care what
+became of any of the rest, and among them all the poor man was utterly
+neglected.
+
+"How we pity you," these people said to the poor man.
+
+"Bother your pity," the poor man answered; "buy a pie."
+
+Beyond this central argument, affirmation, or illustration, Fiddler Joss
+did not get far in the course of the thirty-five minutes during which he
+addressed the congregation. At this period he suddenly stopped, and
+asked for the sympathy of his friends, explaining that he was subject to
+attacks of sickness, one of the legacies of the days of sin, when he was
+"five years drunk and never sober." After a pause he recommenced, and
+continued for some five minutes longer, when he abruptly wound up,
+apparently having got through only one half of his discourse.
+
+It is only fair to regard the sermon as an incomplete one, and to
+believe that the message which "Fiddler Joss" had entered St. Giles's to
+speak to the poor and suffering lay in the second and undelivered
+portion.
+
+DEAN STANLEY.
+
+On St. Andrew's Day, 1875, I was present at two memorable services in
+Westminster Abbey. For many years during Dean Stanley's reign this
+particular day had been set apart for the holding of special services
+on behalf of foreign missions. What made this occasion memorable in the
+annals of the Church was the fact that the evening lecture was delivered
+by Dr. Moffat, a Nonconformist minister who, in the year after the
+Battle of Waterloo, began his career as a missionary to South Africa,
+and finally closed his foreign labours in the year when Sedan was
+fought. As being the first time a Nonconformist minister had officiated
+in Westminster Abbey, the event created wide interest, and lost none of
+its importance by the remarkable sermon preached in the afternoon by
+Dean Stanley.
+
+The Dean took for his text two verses, one from the Old Testament, the
+other from the New. The first was from the 45th Psalm, and ran thus:
+"Instead of thy fathers shall be thy children, whom thou mayest make
+princes in all the earth." The second was the 16th verse of the 10th
+chapter of the Gospel of St. John: "And other sheep I have, which are
+not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear My
+voice; and there shall be one fold and one shepherd." Thus the verse
+runs in the ordinary translation, but the Dean preferred the word
+"flock" in place of fold, and used it throughout his discourse.
+Referring to an address recently delivered by Mr. W. E. Forster on
+"Our Colonies," the Dean observed that the right hon. gentleman had set
+himself the task of considering the question, "What were to be the
+future relations of the Mother Country to the Colonies?" The Dean
+proposed to follow the same course, with this difference: that the
+empire of which he had to speak was a spiritual empire, and the question
+he would consider was what ought to be the policy of the Church of
+England towards fellow-Christians separated from it on matters of form.
+
+There were, he said, three courses open to the Church. There was the
+policy of abstention and isolation; there was the policy of
+extermination or absorption; and there was a middle course, avoiding
+abstention and not aiming at absorption, which consisted of holding
+friendly and constant intercourse with Christians of other Churches,
+earnestly and lovingly endeavouring to create as many points of contact
+as were compatible with holding fast the truth. The errors of all
+religions run into each other, just as their truths do. There was, no
+doubt, some exaggeration in the statement of the Roman Catholic
+authority who declared that "there is but one bad religion, and that is
+the religion of the man who professes what he does not believe." But
+there was no reason why, because the Church of England had done in times
+past and was still doing grand work, there should be no place for the
+Nonconformists. Church people rejoiced, and Nonconformists might
+rejoice, that the prayers of the Church of England were enshrined in a
+Liturgy radiant with the traditions of a glorious past. But that was no
+reason why there should be no room where good work was being done for
+men who preferred the chances of extemporaneous prayer--a custom of
+Apostolic origin, and perhaps (very daintily this was put) fittest for
+the exigencies of special occasions.
+
+If some of the extremer Nonconformists, desirous of wrapping
+themselves in the mantle once worn by Churchmen, and possessed by a love
+for uniformity so exaggerated that they would tear down ancient
+institutions and reduce all Churches to the same level, there was no
+reason why Churchmen should return evil for evil and repay contumely
+with scorn. There was a nobler mission for Christians than that of
+seeking to exterminate each other, a higher object than that of
+endeavouring to sow the seeds of vulgar prejudice either against new
+discoveries or ancient institutions.
+
+DR. MOFFAT.
+
+Dean Stanley preached his sermon within the chancel, and it formed part
+of the customary afternoon service of the Church of England. Dr. Moffat
+delivered his lecture in the nave, its simple preface being the singing
+of the missionary hymn, "From Greenland's icy mountains."
+
+The pioneer of missionary labour in South Africa was at this time close
+upon his eightieth year, but he seemed to have thriven upon hard work,
+and showed no signs of physical weakness. His full, rich voice, musical
+with a northern accent, which long residence in South Africa had not
+robbed of a note, filled every corner of the long aisle, and no section
+of the vast congregation was disappointed by reason of not hearing.
+Wearing a plain Geneva robe with the purple hood of his academic degree,
+he stood at the lectern, situated not many paces from the grave where
+his friend and son-in-law, Dr. Livingstone, lies.
+
+Dean Stanley was one of many clergymen present, and occupied a seat just
+in front of the lectern.
+
+Dr. Moffat began by protesting that he was very nervous, because, having
+been accustomed for fifty years or more to speak and teach and preach in
+a language altogether different from European, he had contracted a habit
+of thinking in that language, and sometimes found it momentarily
+difficult to find the exact expression of his thoughts in English.
+
+"If I might," he said, with a touch of dry humour that frequently
+lighted up his discourse, "speak to you in the Betchuana tongue I could
+get along with ease. However, I will do what I can."
+
+The lecture resolved itself into a quiet, homely, and exceedingly
+interesting chat, chiefly about the Betchuanas, with whom Dr. Moffat
+longest laboured. When he arrived in the country, early in the present
+century, he found the people sunk in the densest ignorance. Unlike most
+heathen tribes, they had no idea of a God, no notion of a hereafter.
+There was not an idol to be found in all their province, and one the
+lecturer's daughter showed to an intelligent leader of the people
+excited his liveliest astonishment. He was, indeed, so hopelessly
+removed from a state of civilisation that he ridiculed the notion of any
+one worshipping a thing made with his own hands.
+
+Dr. Moffat seems to have been, on the whole, kindly received by the
+natives, though they could not make out what he wanted there. A special
+stumbling-block to them was, how it came to pass that when, as sometimes
+happened, he and Mrs Moffat were disrespectfully treated, they did not
+retaliate. This was satisfactorily explained to the popular mind by the
+assertion of a distinguished member of the community that the foreigners
+had run away from their country, and were content to bear any treatment
+rather than return to their own people, who would infallibly kill them.
+
+The great difficulty met by Dr. and Mrs. Moffat on the threshold of
+their mission was their ignorance of the native language. There were no
+interpreters, and there was nothing for it but to grub along, patiently
+picking up words as they went. The Betchuanas were willing to teach them
+as far as they could, occasionally relieving the monotony of the lesson
+by a little joke at the pupils' expense. Once, Dr. Moffat told his
+hearers, a sentence was written down on a piece of paper, and he was
+instructed to take it to an aged lady, who was to give him something he
+was in need of. He found the old lady, who was scarcely handsome, and
+was decidedly wrinkled, and upon presenting the paper "she blushed very
+much." It turned out that the missionary had been the unconscious bearer
+of a message asking the old lady to kiss him, "which," Dr. Moffat added,
+with a seriousness that appeared to indicate a sense of the awkwardness
+of the position still present in his mind, "I did not want to do at
+all."
+
+But he mastered the language at last, and then his moral mastery over
+the strange people amongst whom he had been thrown commenced. He found a
+firm ally in the Queen, who, first attracted by the flavour of the pills
+and other delicacies he was accustomed to administer to her in his
+capacity of physician, became his constant and powerful friend. Under
+her auspices Christianity flourished, and in Betchuana at the present
+time, where once a printed book was regarded as the white man's charm,
+thousands now are able to read and treasure the Bible as formerly they
+treasured the marks which testified to the number of enemies they had
+slain in battle. Peace reigns where once blood ran, and over a vast
+tract of country civilisation is closely following in the footsteps of
+the missionary.
+
+Dr. Moffat concluded a simple address, followed with intense interest by
+the congregation, by an earnest plea for help for foreign missions. "If
+every child of God in Europe and America," he said, "would give
+something to this mission, the dark cloud which lies over this neglected
+and mysterious continent would soon be lighted, and before many years
+are passed we might behold the blessed sight of all Africa stretching
+forth her hands to God."
+
+MR. SPURGEON.
+
+In a lane leading from the station at Addlestone is a massive oak,
+which, if the gossips of the neighbourhood be trustworthy, has seen some
+notable sights. It is said that under its far-reaching branches
+"Wycliffe has preached and Queen Elizabeth dined."
+
+Here one summer evening I first heard Mr. Spurgeon preach. The occasion
+was in connection with the building of a new Baptist Chapel, and when I
+arrived the foundation stone was being utilised as a receptacle for
+offerings, over which Mr. Spurgeon, sitting on the wall, and shaded from
+the sun by an umbrella reverently held over his head by a disciple,
+jovially presided.
+
+After tea a pulpit was extemporised, upon the model of the one at the
+Tabernacle, by covering an empty provision box with red baize, and
+fastening before it a wooden railing, also with its decent covering of
+baize. A pair of steps, constructed with a considerable amount of
+trouble, were placed in position before the rostrum; but when, a few
+minutes after seven o'clock, the preacher appeared, he scorned their
+assistance, and scrambled on to the box from the level of the field,
+grasping the rail as soon as he was in a position to face the
+congregation, as if he recognised in it a familiar friend, whose
+presence made him feel at home under the novel circumstances that
+surrounded him. There might, when Mr. Spurgeon stood up, have been
+some doubt whether his voice could be heard throughout the vast throng
+gathered in front of the tree. But the first tones of the speaker's
+voice dispelled uncertainty, and the congregation settled quietly down,
+whilst Mr. Spurgeon, with uplifted hands, besought "the Spirit of God to
+be with them, even as in their accustomed places of worship." A hymn was
+sung, a portion of the 55th chapter of Isaiah read, another prayer
+offered up, and the preacher commenced his Sermon.
+
+He took for his text a portion of the 36th verse of the 9th chapter of
+Matthew--"He was moved with compassion." At the outset he sketched, with
+rapid eloquence, the history of Jesus Christ. The first declaration that
+might have startled one not accustomed to the preacher's style of
+oratory was his expression of a preference for people who absolutely
+hated religion over those who simply regarded it with indifference.
+These former were people who showed they did think, and, like Saul of
+Tarsus, there was hope of their conversion.
+
+"It is," he said, "a great time when the Lord goes into the devil's
+army, and, looking around him, sees some lieutenant, and says to him,
+'Come along; you have served the black master long enough, I have need
+of you now.' It is astonishing how quietly he comes along, and what a
+valiant fight he fights on the side of his new master."
+
+Mr. Spurgeon had a protest to make against the practice of refusing to
+help the poor except through the machinery of the Poor Law. Referring to
+Christ's having compassionated the hungry crowd and fed them, he said:
+"If Jesus Christ were alive now and presumed to feed a crowd of people,
+He would be had up by some society or other, and prosecuted for
+encouraging mendicancy. If He were alive in these days He would, I much
+fear, have occasion to say, 'I was hungry, and ye fed Me not; thirsty,
+and ye gave Me no drink; destitute, and you told Me to go on the
+parish.'"
+
+He thought tracts were very good things in their way, but should not be
+relied upon solely as a means of bringing poor people to the Lord. "I
+believe a loaf of bread often contains the very essence of theology, and
+the Church of God ought to look to it that there are at her gates no,
+poor unfed, no sick untended." He was rather hard on "the clergy of all
+denominations," regretting to say that "as fish always stunk first at
+the head, so a Church when it goes wrong goes bad first among its
+ministers." He concluded by an eloquent appeal to his hearers to lose no
+time in seeking salvation, calling "heaven and earth, and this old tree,
+under which the Gospel was preached five hundred years ago, to bear
+witness that I have preached to you the word of God, in which alone
+salvation is to be found."
+
+The sermon occupied exactly an hour in the delivery, and was listened to
+throughout with profound attention. When it was over, Mr. Spurgeon held
+a sort of levee from the pulpit, the people pressing round to shake his
+hand, and it was nearly nine o'clock before the last of the congregation
+had passed away, leaving Wycliffe's Tree to its accustomed solitude.
+
+The next time I heard Mr. Spurgeon preach was in his famous church. The
+Tabernacle will hold six thousand people when full, and on this night it
+was thronged from door to door, and from floor to ceiling, with a
+congregation gathered together to "watch" whilst the Old Year died and
+the New was born. At eleven o'clock when Mr. Spurgeon, gownless and
+guiltless of white neck-tie, or other clerical insignia, unceremoniously
+walked on to the platform which serves him for pulpit, there was not a
+foot of vacant space in the vast area looked down upon from the
+galleries, for even the aisles were thronged. The capacious galleries
+that rise tier over tier to the roof were crowded in like manner, and
+the preacher stood, faced and surrounded by a congregation, the sight of
+which might well move to the utterance of words that burn a man who had
+within him a fount of thoughts that breathe.
+
+There was no other prelude to the service than the simply spoken
+invitation, "Let us pray," and the six thousand, declaring themselves
+"creatures of time," bent the knee with one accord to ask the "Lord of
+Eternity" to bless them in the coming year. After this a hymn was sung,
+Mr. Spurgeon reading out verse by verse, with occasional commentary, and
+not unfrequent directions to the congregation as to the manner of their
+singing.
+
+"Dear friends, the devil sometimes makes you lag half a note behind the
+leader. Just try if you can't prevail over him to-night, and keep up in
+proper time."
+
+There is no organ, nor even a tuning-fork, in use at the Tabernacle. But
+the difficulties, apparently insuperable under these circumstances, of
+leading so vast a congregation in the singing of unpractised tunes is
+almost overcome by the skilful generalship of the gentleman who steps
+forward to the rails beside the preacher's table, pitches the note,
+and leads the singing. The hymn brought to a conclusion, Mr. Spurgeon
+read and commented upon a passage of Scripture from the 25th of Matthew.
+Then another hymn. "Sing this verse very softly and solemnly," says the
+pastor; and the congregation in hushed tones, that seem to thrill all
+through the aisles and up through the crowded galleries, sing:
+
+ "Who of us death's awful road
+ In the coming year shall tread,
+ With Thy rod and staff, O God,
+ Comfort Thou his dying bed."
+
+After another prayer from the pastor, and one from one of the deacons
+who accompanied him on the platform and sat behind in the crimson velvet
+arm-chairs, a third hymn was sung, and Mr. Spurgeon began his short
+address.
+
+He took for text the 42nd verse of the 12th chapter of Exodus: "It is a
+night to be much observed unto the Lord for bringing them out from the
+land of Egypt: this is that night of the Lord to be observed of all the
+children of Israel in their generations." The night referred to in the
+text was that of the Passover--"a night of salvation, decision,
+emigration, and exultation," said the preacher, "and I pray God that
+this night, the last of a memorable year, may be the same for you, my
+friends. Oh for a grand emigration among you like that of the departure
+of the people of Israel--an emptying out of old Egypt, a robbing of
+Pharaoh of his slaves, and the devil of his dupes!"
+
+It was understood that Mr. Spurgeon was labouring under severe
+indisposition, and probably this fact gave to his brief address a tone
+comparatively quiet and unimpassioned. Only once did he rise to the
+fervent height of oratory to which his congregation are accustomed, and
+that at the close, when, with uplifted hands and louder voice, he
+apostrophised the parting year: "Thou art almost gone, and if thou goest
+now the tidings to the throne of God will be that such and such a soul
+is yet unsaved. Oh, stay yet a while, Year, that thou mayest carry with
+thee glad tidings that the soul is saved! Thy life is measured now by
+seconds, but all things are possible with God, and there is still time
+for the salvation of many souls."
+
+At five minutes to twelve the preacher paused, and bade his hearers "get
+away to the Throne of Grace, and in silent prayer beseech the Almighty
+to bless you with a rich and special blessing in the new year He is
+sending you."
+
+The congregation bent forward and a great silence was upon it, broken
+only by half-stifled coughing here and there, and once by the wailing of
+an infant in the gallery. The minutes passed slowly and solemnly as the
+Old Year's "face grew sharp and thin" under the ticking of the clock
+over the kneeling preacher and his deacons. The minutes dwindled down to
+seconds, and then--
+
+ "Alack, our friend is gone!
+ Close up his eyes, tie up his chin
+ Step from the corpse, and let him in
+ That standeth at the door."
+
+"Now, as we have passed into the New Year," said Mr. Spurgeon, advancing
+to the rails as the last stroke of midnight died away, "I do not think
+we can do better than join in singing 'Praise God from whom all
+blessings flow.'"
+
+No need now of instructions how to sing. The congregation were almost
+before the leader in raising the familiar strain, with which six
+thousand voices filled the spacious Tabernacle.
+
+Then came the benediction, and a cheery "I wish you all a happy New
+Year, my friends," from Mr. Spurgeon.
+
+A great shout of "The same to you!" arose in response from basement and
+galleries, and the congregation passed out into a morning so soft, and
+light, and mild, that it seemed as if the seasons were out of joint, and
+that the New Year had been born in the springtime.
+
+IN THE RAGGED CHURCH.
+
+The Ragged Church is one of the numerous by-paths through which the
+managers of the Field Lane Institution strive to approach and benefit
+the poor of London. It is situate in Little Saffron Hill, Farringdon
+Road, the service being held in a barn-like room, which on weekdays
+serves for school, and is capable of accommodating a thousand children.
+No money has been expended in architectural embellishment, and no
+question of a controversial character is likely to arise in connection
+with accessories in the shape of altar, surplice, or candles. The Ragged
+Church avoids these stumbling-blocks by the simple expedient of doing
+without candles, surplices, or altar. It does not even boast a pulpit,
+but draws the line so as to take in a harmonium, indispensable for
+leading the tunes. At one end of the room is a platform, on which the
+harmonium stands, and whereon the service is conducted.
+
+It is the congregation rather than the preacher that I remember best in
+connection with the Ragged Church. Half-past eleven is the hour for the
+commencement of service, and was fixed upon chiefly to suit the
+convenience of a portion of the congregation, who, having slept
+overnight in the casual wards, are considerately detained in them till
+eleven o'clock, by which time society is supposed to be comfortably
+seated in its own churches, and is thus saved the shock of suddenly
+coming upon Rags and Tatters going to church or elsewhither--Rags and
+Tatters, it being well understood, not always showing themselves proof
+against the temptation of improving the occasion by begging. At a
+quarter to eleven there filed into the church threescore little girls,
+all dressed in wincey dresses, with brown, furry jackets and little
+brown hats, a monotony of colour that served to bring into fuller
+contrast the red and black wool scarf each wore tightly tied round her
+neck. They all looked bright, clean, and happy, and one noted a
+considerable proportion of pretty-faced and delicately-limbed children.
+
+How they were born, or with what parentage, is in many cases a question
+to which the records of the institution supply no answer. They were
+simply "found" on a doorstep, or arrested when wandering about the
+street crying for the mother or the father who had cast them off. This
+class of school-girl is generally distinguished by the fineness of her
+Christian name, Blanche, and Lily, and Constance, being among the waifs
+and strays who have found a refuge with the kindly matron of the Field
+Lane Institution. There are others whose history is written plainly
+enough in the records of the police-courts.
+
+There is one, a prematurely aged little woman in her eleventh year, who,
+previous to being sent here, passed of her own free will night after
+night in the streets, living through the day on her wits, which are very
+sharp. Another, about the same age, when taken into custody on something
+more than suspicion of picking pockets, was found the possessor of no
+fewer than seven purses. A third, who is understood to be now in her
+ninth year, earned a handsome livelihood in the Haymarket by frequenting
+the public houses, and with dramatic gestures singing the more popular
+concert-hall songs. One of the most determined and head-strong young
+ladies of the establishment was not privileged to be present at the
+morning service, being, in fact, in bed, where she was detained with the
+hope that amid the silence and solitude of the empty chamber she might
+be brought to see in its true light the heinousness of the offence of
+wilfully depositing her boots in a pail of water.
+
+Conviction for offences against the law is by no means a general
+characteristic of the girls. For the most part, destitution has been the
+simple ground on which they have obtained admission to the institution.
+
+The girls being seated on the front benches to the right of the
+harmonium, the tramp of many feet was heard, and there entered by the
+opposite side of the church some sixty boys in corduroys, short jackets,
+and clean collars. They took up a position on the left of the harmonium,
+and, with one consent, gravely folded their arms. Their private history
+is, in its general features, much the same as that of the girls. All
+are sent hither by order of the police-court magistrate, but
+many have not committed any crime save the unpardonable one of being
+absolutely and hopelessly homeless. It is not difficult, stating the
+broad rule, to pick out from the boys those who have been convicted of
+crime. As compared with the rest they are generally brighter looking,
+and gifted with a stronger physique.
+
+The distinction was strongly marked by the conjunction of two boys who
+sat together on the front form. One who had stolen nothing less than a
+coalscuttle, observed projecting from an ironmonger's shop in Drury
+Lane, was a sturdy, ruddy-cheeked little man, who folded his arms in a
+composed manner, and listened with an inquiring interest to the words
+poured forth over his head from the platform. The boy next to him, a
+pale-faced, inert lad, who stared straight before him with lack-lustre
+eyes, had the saddest of all boys' histories. He was born in a casual
+ward, his father died in a casual ward, and his mother nightly haunts
+the streets of London in pursuance of an elaborately devised plan, by
+which she is able so to time her visits to the various casual wards as
+never to be turned away from any on the ground that she had slept there
+too recently.
+
+The foreground of the Ragged Church was bright enough, for whilst there
+is youth there is hope, and in the present case there is also the
+knowledge that these children are under guardianship at once kind and
+wise. Presently the back benches began to fill with a congregation such
+as no other church in London might show. Crushed-looking women in limp
+bonnets, scanty shawls, and much-patched dresses crept quietly in. With
+them, though not in their company, came men of all ages, and of a
+general level of ragged destitution--a gaunt, haggard, hungry, and
+hopeless congregation as ever went to church on a Sunday morning. Some
+had passed the night in the Refuge attached to the institution; many had
+come straight from the casual wards; others had spent the long hours
+since sundown in the streets; and one, a hale old man who diffused
+around him an air of respectability and comfort, was a lodger at
+Clerkenwell Workhouse. His snuff-coloured coat with two brass buttons at
+the back was the solitary whole garment visible in this section of the
+congregation.
+
+It was his "Sunday out" and having had his breakfast at the workhouse,
+he had, by way of distraction, come to spend the morning and eat his
+lunch at the Field Lane Institution.
+
+One man might be forgiven if he slept all through the sermon, for, as he
+explained, he had "passed a very bad night." He had settled himself to
+sleep on various doorsteps, with the fog for a blanket and the railings
+for pillow. But there appeared what in his experience was a quite
+uncommon activity on the part of the police, and he had been "moved on"
+from place to place till morning broke, and he had not slept a wink or
+had half an hour's rest for the sole of his foot.
+
+There were not many of the labouring class among the couple of hundred
+men who made up this miserable company. They were chiefly broken-down
+people, who, as tradesmen, clerks, or even professional men, had
+gradually sunk till they came to regard admission to the casual ward at
+night as the cherished hope that kept them up as they shuffled their
+way through the day. One man, who over a marvellous costume of rags
+carried the mark of respectability comprehended in a thin black silk
+necktie tied around a collarless neck, is the son of a late colonel of
+artillery, and has a brother at the present time a lieutenant in one of
+her Majesty's ships. After leading a reckless life, he turned his
+musical acquirements to account by joining the band of a marching
+regiment. Unfortunately, the death of his grandfather, two years ago,
+made him uncontrolled possessor of 500 pounds, and now he is dodging his
+way among the casual wards of London, holding on to respectability and
+his good connections by this poor black silk necktie.
+
+Among the congregation was a bright-eyed, honest-looking lad bearing the
+familiar name of John Smith. Three months ago he was earning his living
+in a Yorkshire coal pit, when a strike among the men threw him out of
+work. There being no prospect of doing anything in Yorkshire, he set out
+for London, having, as he said, "heard it was a great place, where work
+was plenty." With three shillings in his pocket he started from Leeds,
+and walked to London, doing the journey in nine days. He had neither
+recommendation nor introduction other than his bright, honest, and
+intelligent face, and that seems to have served him only to the extent
+of getting an odd job that occupied him two days.
+
+The service opened with singing, of which there was a plentiful
+repetition, the boys and girls in the foreground singing, the melancholy
+throng behind standing dumb. Hymn-books were supplied to them, and if
+they could read they might have found on the page from which the first
+hymn was taken a hymn so curiously infelicitous to the occasion that it
+is worth quoting a couple of verses. These are the two first:--
+
+ Let us gather up the sunbeams
+ Lying all around our path;
+ Let us keep the wheat and roses,
+ Casting out the thorns and chaff;
+ Let us find our sweetest comfort
+ In the blessings of to-day
+ With a patient hand removing
+ All the briars from the way.
+
+ Strange we never prize the music
+ Till the sweet-voiced bird has flown,
+ Strange that we should slight the violets
+ Till the lovely flowers are gone;
+ Strange that summer skies and sunshine
+ Never seem one half so fair
+ As when winter's snowy pinions
+ Shake the white down in the air.
+
+After the opening hymns _Sankey's Sacred Song-Book_, in which this rhymed
+nonsense appears, was abandoned, and the congregation took to the
+admirable little selection of hymns compiled for the use of the
+institution, containing much less sentiment, and perhaps on the whole
+more suitable. After prayer and a short address, the boys and girls
+filed out as they had come in. Then the rest of the congregation rose,
+and as they passed out received a large piece of bread, supplemented by
+the distribution from a room on a lower storey of a cup of hot cocoa.
+Stretching all down the long flight of stone steps, they drank their
+cocoa and greedily munched the bread, and when it was done passed out
+into the sabbath noon, to slouch about the great city till the doors of
+the casual wards were open.
+
+They had "gathered up all the sunbeams lying around their path" as far
+as the day had advanced, and there was no more for them till, at eight
+o'clock in the evening, the bread and tea should be set out before them
+under the workhouse roof.
+
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