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Major Reynolds + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Such Blooming Talk + +Author: L. Major Reynolds + +Release Date: July 8, 2009 [EBook #29356] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUCH BLOOMING TALK *** + + + + +Produced by Greg Weeks, Stephen Blundell and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + +</pre> + + +<div class="bk1"><p><i><small>A bit of levity never hurt anyone—even a science fiction editor, writer +or reader, we hope. And a laugh has been known to lighten a heavy load +and even change the path of history. So—we give you this brief moment +with an amazed scientist and his startling creations—for a brief chuckle.</small></i></p></div> + +<div class="bk2"><h1><b>such<br /> +blooming<br /> +talk</b></h1> + +<h2><small><i>by ... L. Major Reynolds</i></small></h2> + +<p class="pr1"><big><b>Henderson's lovely flowers were going to bring +him fame—until they walked and talked too much.</b></big></p></div> + +<p class="cap"><span class="smcap">The ringing</span> of the door bell +cut into Henderson's concentration +and he made a gesture of +irritation with one outflung hand. +But he didn't raise his head or +shift his eyes one iota from the +tiny green thing on his laboratory +table. Tensely absorbed, he stood +watching the small miracle he had +made and emotion approaching +exultation gripped him.</p> + +<p>He slid one hand toward a +switch, never moving his eyes +from the table. The infinitesimal +movement of his hand increased +the power throb in the machine at +his side so imperceptibly that only +he could be aware of it.</p> + +<p>Suddenly his breath exploded +in what was almost a squeal of +delight.</p> + +<p>The small green plant on the +table was with great effort extending +a pair of tiny rootlets and +was trying to use them to walk!</p> + +<p>As Henderson watched, spellbound, +the sudden cessation of the +doorbell's ring went unnoticed. +He stood there, willing with every +cell of his body the miracle that +would make that small shred of +green take the first vital step.</p> + +<p>Slowly, slowly it struggled to +an upright position, stood wavering. +Henderson increased the +power with a trembling hand and +almost forgot to breathe as he +waited for the miracle which followed.</p> + +<p>Several more rootlets abruptly +appeared, and now the plant balanced +itself easily on the bare +table. Then slowly, as a long +minute passed, one of the roots +made an uncertain step, then +another and another, until it was +walking unsteadily across the surface +of the table!</p> + +<p>Henderson, his face—even his +lips—white with excitement, now +reached for another switch. Before +turning it on he adjusted a +tiny microphone on the edge of +the table. Then he turned the +screw switch ...</p> + +<p>Instantaneously the laboratory +was filled with a rustling. Then +there came a series of tiny squeaks +that sounded strangely like a voice +speaking. Henderson sat spellbound, +watching, listening ...</p> + +<p>The door bell rang again, but +this time he didn't even hear it. +Nothing could break the spell +which held him in his seat before +the first talking and walking plant +the world had ever known.</p> + +<p>He picked up an alternate +phase microphone and spoke into +it. His voice issued from a tiny +speaker beside the plant as a +small whisper of itself.</p> + +<p>"Man!" his voice whispered, +"Man!" He nearly yelled his delight +as the small green thing +echoed the word!</p> + +<p>He shut off the mike, then, and +got busy. He sat down and began +to plan a vocabulary to educate +his plant. When that was done he +would stun the world with a +demonstration of his genius ...</p> + +<p>It was some time before he +realized there was a ghost of a +voice coming from someplace in +the room. He looked at the plant +on the table, but it was standing +quiescent.</p> + +<p>Henderson stared around the +laboratory, frowning. Then a +movement at the window caught +his eye.</p> + +<p>His mother's prize geranium +was struggling to free itself from +the soil in the window box! And +it was muttering! Henderson +blushed as he made out some of +the words the flower was muttering. +That plant had been in the +room with him during some of his +most dismal scientific failures, and +it evidently had a good memory. +He watched wild-eyed as the plant +struggled to lift its roots from the +earth ...</p> + +<p>One root finally came loose +with an audible <span class="smcapl">POP</span>, accompanied +by a squeaking streak of profanity. +Another and another root +worked free, and suddenly the +geranium was standing on the +edge of the box. Its bright red +blossom turned from side to side. +There were no eyes visible but +Henderson had the chilly feeling +that the flower was surveying the +room. Then, after a moment, the +plant jumped to the sill of the +window, from there to the seat +of a chair. Then it slid down one +of the legs of the chair to the +floor.</p> + +<p>It shook its leaves, lifted its +blossom upward at the amazed +Henderson frozen in his chair, +and the tiny squeaking voice said +cheerily, "Hi, Pal!" Then it started +walking across the floor, toward +the door, muttering, "Somebody's +got to answer that damned door +bell."</p> + +<p>Henderson's legs came unfroze +as it went through the doorway +and he made a wild dash after +the walking geranium. It was +padding down the hall, its roots +making little patting sounds on +the linoleum as he passed it.</p> + +<p>Henderson opened the door, +and only then did he begin to +realize the scope his rays must +have!</p> + +<p>He stood, jaws agape, looking +down at the rose-bush which +stood outside the door. His mouth +opened and words tried to come +out. But the bush spoke first.</p> + +<p>"I've been ringing this bell for +hours," it said petulantly. "Some +nasty boys have been picking my +roses and I'm getting sore!"</p> + +<p>Henderson fainted then, and +the last thing he remembered was +the voice of the geranium saying:</p> + +<p>"Hi, Babe, come on in. I been +watching <i>you</i> for a long time!"</p> + +<div class="trn"><div class="figt"><a href="images/001-2.jpg"><img src="images/001-1.jpg" width="140" height="200" alt="" title="" /></a></div> + +<p><b><big>Transcriber's Note:</big></b></p> + +<p>This etext was produced from <i>Fantastic Universe</i> March 1954. +Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. +copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling and +typographical errors have been corrected without note.</p></div> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Such Blooming Talk, by L. 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Major Reynolds + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Such Blooming Talk + +Author: L. Major Reynolds + +Release Date: July 8, 2009 [EBook #29356] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUCH BLOOMING TALK *** + + + + +Produced by Greg Weeks, Stephen Blundell and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + _A bit of levity never hurt anyone--even a science fiction editor, + writer or reader, we hope. And a laugh has been known to lighten a + heavy load and even change the path of history. So--we give you this + brief moment with an amazed scientist and his startling + creations--for a brief chuckle._ + + + such + blooming + talk + + _by ... L. Major Reynolds_ + + + Henderson's lovely flowers were going to bring + him fame--until they walked and talked too much. + + +The ringing of the door bell cut into Henderson's concentration and he +made a gesture of irritation with one outflung hand. But he didn't raise +his head or shift his eyes one iota from the tiny green thing on his +laboratory table. Tensely absorbed, he stood watching the small miracle +he had made and emotion approaching exultation gripped him. + +He slid one hand toward a switch, never moving his eyes from the table. +The infinitesimal movement of his hand increased the power throb in the +machine at his side so imperceptibly that only he could be aware of it. + +Suddenly his breath exploded in what was almost a squeal of delight. + +The small green plant on the table was with great effort extending a +pair of tiny rootlets and was trying to use them to walk! + +As Henderson watched, spellbound, the sudden cessation of the doorbell's +ring went unnoticed. He stood there, willing with every cell of his body +the miracle that would make that small shred of green take the first +vital step. + +Slowly, slowly it struggled to an upright position, stood wavering. +Henderson increased the power with a trembling hand and almost forgot to +breathe as he waited for the miracle which followed. + +Several more rootlets abruptly appeared, and now the plant balanced +itself easily on the bare table. Then slowly, as a long minute passed, +one of the roots made an uncertain step, then another and another, until +it was walking unsteadily across the surface of the table! + +Henderson, his face--even his lips--white with excitement, now reached +for another switch. Before turning it on he adjusted a tiny microphone +on the edge of the table. Then he turned the screw switch ... + +Instantaneously the laboratory was filled with a rustling. Then there +came a series of tiny squeaks that sounded strangely like a voice +speaking. Henderson sat spellbound, watching, listening ... + +The door bell rang again, but this time he didn't even hear it. Nothing +could break the spell which held him in his seat before the first +talking and walking plant the world had ever known. + +He picked up an alternate phase microphone and spoke into it. His voice +issued from a tiny speaker beside the plant as a small whisper of +itself. + +"Man!" his voice whispered, "Man!" He nearly yelled his delight as the +small green thing echoed the word! + +He shut off the mike, then, and got busy. He sat down and began to plan +a vocabulary to educate his plant. When that was done he would stun the +world with a demonstration of his genius ... + +It was some time before he realized there was a ghost of a voice coming +from someplace in the room. He looked at the plant on the table, but it +was standing quiescent. + +Henderson stared around the laboratory, frowning. Then a movement at the +window caught his eye. + +His mother's prize geranium was struggling to free itself from the soil +in the window box! And it was muttering! Henderson blushed as he made +out some of the words the flower was muttering. That plant had been in +the room with him during some of his most dismal scientific failures, +and it evidently had a good memory. He watched wild-eyed as the plant +struggled to lift its roots from the earth ... + +One root finally came loose with an audible POP, accompanied by a +squeaking streak of profanity. Another and another root worked free, and +suddenly the geranium was standing on the edge of the box. Its bright +red blossom turned from side to side. There were no eyes visible but +Henderson had the chilly feeling that the flower was surveying the room. +Then, after a moment, the plant jumped to the sill of the window, from +there to the seat of a chair. Then it slid down one of the legs of the +chair to the floor. + +It shook its leaves, lifted its blossom upward at the amazed Henderson +frozen in his chair, and the tiny squeaking voice said cheerily, "Hi, +Pal!" Then it started walking across the floor, toward the door, +muttering, "Somebody's got to answer that damned door bell." + +Henderson's legs came unfroze as it went through the doorway and he made +a wild dash after the walking geranium. It was padding down the hall, +its roots making little patting sounds on the linoleum as he passed it. + +Henderson opened the door, and only then did he begin to realize the +scope his rays must have! + +He stood, jaws agape, looking down at the rose-bush which stood outside +the door. His mouth opened and words tried to come out. But the bush +spoke first. + +"I've been ringing this bell for hours," it said petulantly. "Some nasty +boys have been picking my roses and I'm getting sore!" + +Henderson fainted then, and the last thing he remembered was the voice +of the geranium saying: + +"Hi, Babe, come on in. I been watching _you_ for a long time!" + + + + +Transcriber's Note: + + This etext was produced from _Fantastic Universe_ March 1954. + Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. + copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling and + typographical errors have been corrected without note. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Such Blooming Talk, by L. 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