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+Title: The Asses of Balaam
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+
+<div class="tr"><p class="center">Transcriber's Note:</p>
+<p class="center">This etext was produced from Analog Science Fact &nbsp; Fiction October 1961. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.</p></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="figleft" style="width: 300px;">
+<img src="images/image_001.jpg" width="300" height="364" alt="" />
+</div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="p1">
+THE<br /><br />
+ASSES<br /><br />
+OF<br /><br />
+BALAAM
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>By DAVID GORDON</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>Illustrated by Schoenherr</h3>
+
+
+
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><i>The remarkable characteristic of Balaam's ass was that it
+was more perceptive than its master. Sometimes a child is
+more perceptive&mdash;because more straightforward and
+logical&mdash;than an adult....</i></p></div>
+
+<div class="figright" style="width: 300px;">
+<img src="images/image_002.jpg" width="300" height="462" alt="" />
+</div>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><i>It is written in the Book of Numbers that Balaam, a wise
+man of the Moabites, having been ordered by the King of Moab
+to put a curse upon the invading Israelites, mounted himself
+upon an ass and rode forth toward the camp of the Children
+of Israel. On the road, he met an angel with drawn sword,
+barring the way. Balaam, not seeing or recognizing the
+angel, kept urging his ass forward, but the ass recognized
+the angel and turned aside. Balaam smote the beast and
+forced it to return to the path, and again the angel blocked
+the way with drawn sword. And again the ass turned aside,
+despite the beating from Balaam, who, in his blindness, was
+unable to see the angel.</i></p>
+
+<p><i>When the ass stopped for the third time and lay down,
+refusing to go further, Balaam waxed exceeding wrath and
+smote again the animal with a stick.</i></p>
+
+<p><i>Then the ass spoke and said: "Why dost thou beat me? I have
+always obeyed thee and never have I failed thee. Have I ever
+been known to fail thee?"</i></p>
+
+<p><i>And Balaam answered: "No." And at that moment his eyes were
+opened and he saw the angel before him.</i></p></div>
+
+<p class="f1">&mdash;STUDIES IN SCRIPTURE</p>
+
+<p class="f1">by Ceggawynn of Eboricum</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figleft1"><img src="images/image_w.jpg" alt="W" width="51" height="50" /></div>
+<p>ith the careful precision of controlled anger, Dodeth Pell rippled a
+stomp along his right side.
+<i>Clop</i>clopclop<i>clop</i>-clopclop-<i>clop</i>clop-clop<i>clop</i>clopclop....
+Each of his twelve right feet came down in turn while he glared across the
+business bench at Wygor Bedis. He started the ripple again, while he
+waited for Wygor's answer. The ripple was a good deal more effective than
+just tapping one's fingers, and equally as satisfying.</p>
+
+<p>Wygor Bedis twitched his mouth and allowed his eyelids to slide up
+over his eyeballs in a slow blink before answering. Dodeth had simply
+asked, "Why wasn't this reported to me before?" But Wygor couldn't
+find the answer as simply as that. Not that he didn't have a good
+answer; it was just that he wanted to couch it in exactly the right
+terms. Dodeth had a way with raking sarcasm that made a person tend
+to cringe.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth was perfectly well aware of that. He hadn't been in the
+Executive Office of Predator Council all these years for nothing; he
+knew how to handle people&mdash;when to praise them, when to flatter them,
+when to rebuke them, and when to drag them unmercifully over the
+shell-bed.</p>
+
+<p>He waited, his right legs marching out their steady rhythm.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Wygor at last, "it was just that I couldn't see any point
+in bothering you with it at that point. I mean, <i>one</i> specimen&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Of an entirely new species!" snapped Dodeth in a sudden interruption.
+His legs stopped their rhythmic tramp. His voice rose from its usual
+eight-thousand-cycle rumble to a shrill squeak. "Fry it, Wygor, if you
+weren't such a good field man, I'd have sacked you long ago! Your
+trouble is that you have a penchant for bringing me problems that you
+ought to be able to solve by yourself and then flipping right over on
+your back and holding off on some information that ought to be brought
+to my attention immediately!"</p>
+
+<p>There wasn't much Wygor could say to that, so he didn't try. He simply
+waited for the raking to come, and, sure enough, it came.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth's voice lowered itself to a soft purr. "The next time you have
+to do anything as complicated as setting a snith-trap, you just hump
+right down here and ask me, and I'll tell you all about it. On the
+other hand, if the lower levels all suddenly become infested with
+shelks at the same time, why, you just take care of that little detail
+yourself, eh? The only other alternative is to learn to think."</p>
+
+<p>Wygor winced a trifle and kept his mouth shut.</p>
+
+<p>Having delivered himself of his jet of acid, Dodeth Pell looked down
+at the data booklet that Wygor had handed him. "Fortunately," he said,
+"there doesn't seem to be much to worry about. Only the Universal
+Motivator knows how this thing could have spawned, but it doesn't
+appear to be very efficient."</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir, it doesn't," said Wygor, taking heart from his superior's
+mild tone. "The eating orifice is oddly placed, and the teeth are
+obviously for grinding purposes."</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinking more of the method of locomotion," Dodeth said. "I
+believe this is a record, although I'll have to look in the files to
+make sure. I think that six locomotive limbs is the least I've ever
+heard of on an animal that size."</p>
+
+<p>"I've checked the files," said Wygor. "There was a four-limbed
+leaf-eater recorded seven hundred years ago&mdash;four locomotive limbs,
+that is, and two grasping. But it was only as big as your hand."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth looked through the three pages of the booklet. There wasn't
+much there, really, but he knew Wygor well enough to know that all the
+data he had thus far was there. The only thing that rankled was that
+Wygor had delayed for three work periods before reporting the
+intrusion of the new beast, and now five of them had been spotted.</p>
+
+<p>He looked at the page which showed the three bathygraphs that had been
+taken of the new animals from a distance. There was something odd
+about them, and Dodeth couldn't, for the hide of him, figure out what
+it was. It aroused an odd fear in him, and made him want to burrow
+deeper into the ground.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't see what keeps 'em from falling over," he said at last. "Are
+they as slow-moving as they look?"</p>
+
+<p>"They don't move very fast," Wygor admitted, "but we haven't seen any
+of them startled yet. I don't see how they could run very fast,
+though. It must take every bit of awareness they have to stay balanced
+on two legs."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth sighed whistlingly and pushed the data booklet back across the
+business bench to Wygor. "All right; I'll file the preliminary
+spotting report. Now get out there and get me some pertinent data on
+this queer beast. Scramble off."</p>
+
+<p>"Right away, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"And ... Wygor&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's apparent that we have a totally new species here. It will be
+called a <i>wygorex</i>, of course, but it would be better if we waited
+until we could make a full report to the Keepers. So don't let any of
+this out&mdash;especially to the other Septs."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly not, sir; not a whistle. Anything else?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just keep me posted, that's all. Scramble off."</p>
+
+<p>After Wygor had obediently scrambled off, Dodeth relaxed all his knees
+and sank to his belly in thought.</p>
+
+<p>His job was not an easy one. He would like to have his office get full
+credit for discovering a new species, just as Wygor had&mdash;understandably
+enough&mdash;wanted to get his share of the credit. On the other hand, one had
+to be careful that holding back information did not constitute any danger
+to the Balance. Above all, the Balance must be preserved. Even the snith
+had its place in the Ecological Balance of the World&mdash;although one didn't
+like to think about sniths as being particularly useful.</p>
+
+<p>After all, every animal, every planet had its place in the scheme;
+each contributed its little bit to maintaining the Balance. Each had
+its niche in the ecological architecture, as Dodeth liked to think of
+it. The trouble was that the Balance was a shifting, swinging,
+ever-changing thing. Living tissues carried the genes of heredity in
+them, and living tissues are notoriously plastic under the influence
+of the proper radiation or particle bombardment. And animals <i>would</i>
+cross the poles.</p>
+
+<p>The World had been excellently designed by the Universal Motivator for
+the development and evolution of life. Again, the concept of the
+Balance showed in His mighty works. Suppose, for instance, that the
+World rotated more rapidly about its axis, thereby exposing the whole
+surface periodically to the deadly radiation of the Blue Sun, instead
+of having a rotation period that, combined with the eccentricity of
+the World's orbit, gave it just enough libration to expose only
+sixty-three per cent to the rays, leaving the remaining thirty-seven
+per cent in twilight or darkness. Or suppose the orbit were so nearly
+circular that there were no perceptible libration at all; one side
+would burn eternally, and the other side would freeze, since there
+would be no seasonal winds blowing first east, then west, bringing the
+warmth of the Blue Sun from the other side.</p>
+
+<p>Or, again, suppose there were no Moon and no Yellow Sun to give light
+to the dark side. Who could live in an everlasting night?</p>
+
+<p>Or suppose that the magnetic field of the World were too weak to focus
+the majority of the Blue Sun's output of electrons and ions on the
+poles. How could life have evolved at all?</p>
+
+<p>Balance. And the Ultimate Universal Motivator had put part of the
+responsibility into the hands of His only intelligent species. And a
+part of that part had been put into the hands of Dodeth Pell as the
+head of Predator Control.</p>
+
+<p>Fry it! Something was niggling at the back of Dodeth's mind, and no
+amount of philosophizing would shake it. He reached into the drawer of
+the business bench and pulled out the duplicate of Wygor's data
+booklet. He flipped it open and looked at the bathygraphs again.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>There was no single thing about them that he could pinpoint, but the
+beasts just didn't <i>look</i> right. Dodeth Pell had seen many monstrous
+animals in his life, but none like this.</p>
+
+<p>Most people disliked and were disgusted by a snith because of the
+uncanny resemblance the stupid beast had to the appearance of Dodeth's
+own race. There could be no question of the genetic linkage between
+the two species, but, in spite of the physical similarities, their
+actions were controlled almost entirely by instinct instead of reason.
+They were like some sort of idiot parody of intelligent beings.</p>
+
+<p>But it was their similarity which made them loathsome. Why should
+Dodeth Pell feel a like emotion when he saw the bathygraphs of the
+two-legged thing? Certainly there was no similarity.</p>
+
+<p>Wait a minute!</p>
+
+<p>He looked carefully at the three-dimensional pictures again.</p>
+
+<p>Fry it! He couldn't be sure&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>After all, he wasn't a geneticist. Checking the files wouldn't be
+enough; he wouldn't know how to ask the proper cross-filing questions.</p>
+
+<p>He lolled his tongue out and absently rasped at a slight itch on the
+back of his hand while he thought.</p>
+
+<p>If his hunch were correct, then it was time to call in outside help
+now, instead of waiting for more information. Still, he needn't
+necessarily call in official expert help just yet. If he could just
+get a lead&mdash;enough to verify or disprove the possibility of his hunch
+being correct&mdash;that would be enough for a day or two, until Wygor got
+more data.</p>
+
+<p>There was always Yerdeth, an older parabrother on his prime-father's
+side. Yerdeth had studied genetics&mdash;theoretical, not applied&mdash;with the
+thought of going into Control, and kept on dabbling in it even after
+he had discovered that his talents lay in the robot design field.</p>
+
+<p>"Ardan!" he said sharply.</p>
+
+<p>At the other end of the office, the robot assistant ceased his work
+for a moment. "Yes, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Come here a minute; I want you to look at something."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The robot's segmented body was built very much like Dodeth's own,
+except that instead of the twelve pairs of legs that supported
+Dodeth's body, the robot was equipped with wheels, each suspended
+separately and equipped with its individual power source. Ardan rolled
+sedately across the floor, his metallic body gleaming in the light
+from the low ceiling. He came to a halt in front of Dodeth's business
+bench.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth handed Ardan the thin data booklet. "Scan through that."</p>
+
+<p>Ardan went through it rapidly, his eyes carefully scanning each page,
+his brain recording everything permanently. After a few seconds, he
+looked back up at Dodeth. "A new species."</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. Did you notice anything odd about their appearance?"</p>
+
+<p>"Naturally," said Ardan. "Since their like has never been seen before,
+it is axiomatic that they would appear odd."</p>
+
+<p><i>Fry it!</i> Dodeth thought. He should have known better than to ask a
+question like that of Ardan. To ask it to determine what might be
+called second-order strangeness in a pattern that was strange in the
+first place was asking too much of a robot.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, then. Make an appointment for this evening with Yerdeth
+Pell. I would like to see him at his home if it is convenient."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the robot.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Evening was four work-periods away, and even after Yerdeth had granted
+the appointment, Dodeth found himself fidgeting in anticipation.</p>
+
+<p>Twice, during the following work periods, Wygor came in with more
+information. He had gone above ground with a group of protection
+robots, finally, to take a look at the new animals himself, but he
+hadn't yet managed to obtain enough data to make a definitive report
+on the strange beasts.</p>
+
+<p>But the lack of data was, in itself, significant.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth usually liked to walk through the broad tunnels of the main
+thoroughfares, since he didn't particularly care to ride robot-back
+for so short a distance, but this time he was in such a hurry to see
+Yerdeth that he decided to let Ardan take him.</p>
+
+<p>He climbed aboard, clamped his legs to the robot's sides, and said:
+"To Yerdeth Pell's."</p>
+
+<p>The robot said "Yes, sir," and rolled out to the side tunnel that led
+toward one of the main robot tunnels. When they finally came to a
+tunnel labeled <i>Robots and Passengers Only</i>, Ardan rolled into it and
+revved his wheels up to high speed, shooting down the tunnelway at a
+much higher velocity than Dodeth could possibly have run.</p>
+
+<p>The tunnelway was crowded with passenger-carrying robots, and with
+robots alone, carrying out orders from their masters. But there was no
+danger; no robot could harm any of Dodeth's race, nor could any robot
+stand idly by while someone was harmed. Even in the most crowded of
+conditions, every robot in the area had one thing foremost in his
+mind: the safety of every human within sight or hearing.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth ignored the traffic altogether. He had other things to think
+about, and he knew&mdash;without even bothering to consider it&mdash;that Ardan
+could be relied upon to take care of everything. Even if it cost him
+his own pseudolife, Ardan would do everything in his power to preserve
+the safety and health of his passenger. Once in a while, in unusual
+circumstances, a robot would even disobey orders to save a life, for
+obedience was strictly secondary to the sanctity of human life, just
+as the robot's desire to preserve his own pseudoliving existence was
+outranked by the desire to obey.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth thought about his job, but he carefully kept his mind off the
+new beasts. He knew that fussing in his mind over them wouldn't do him
+any good until he had more to work with&mdash;things which only his
+parabrother, Yerdeth, could supply him. Besides, there was the
+problem of what to do about the hurkle breeding sites, which were
+being encroached upon by the quiggies. Some of the swamps on the
+surface, especially those that approached the Hot Belts, were being
+dried out and filled with dust, which decreased the area where the
+hurkle could lay its eggs, but increased the nesting sites for
+quiggies.</p>
+
+<p>That, of course, was a yearly cycle, in general. As the Blue Sun moved
+from one side to the other, and the winds shifted accordingly, the
+swamps near the Twilight Border would dry out or fill up accordingly.
+But this year the eastern swamps weren't filling up as they should,
+and some precautionary measures would have to be taken to prevent too
+great a shift in the hurkle-quiggie balance.</p>
+
+<p>Then there was the compensating migratory shift of the Hotland
+beasts&mdash;those which lived in the areas where the slanting rays of the
+Blue Sun could actually touch them, and which could not stand the, to
+them, terrible cold of the Darklands. Instead, they moved back and
+forth with the Blue Sun and remained in their own area&mdash;a hot, dry,
+fiery-bright hinterland occupied only by gnurrs, gpoles, and other
+horrendous beasts.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond those areas, according to the robot patrols which had
+reconnoitered there, nothing lived. Nothing could. No protoplasmic
+being could exist under the direct rays of the Blue Sun. Even the
+metal-and-translite bodies of a robot wouldn't long protect the
+sensitive mechanisms within from the furnace heat of the huge star.</p>
+
+<p>Each species had its niche in the World. Some, like the hurkle, lived
+in swamp water. Others lived in lakes and streams. Still others flew
+in the skies or roamed the surface or climbed the great trees. Some,
+like Dodeth's own people, lived beneath the surface.</p>
+
+<p>The one thing an intelligent species had to be most careful about was
+not to disturb the balance with their abilities, but to work to
+preserve it. In the past, there had been those who had built cities on
+the surface, but the cities had removed the natural growth from large
+areas, which, in turn, had forced the city people to import their food
+from outside the cities. And that had meant an enforced increase in
+the cultivation of the remaining soil, which destroyed the habitats of
+other animals, besides depleting the soil itself. The only sensible
+way was to live <i>under</i> the farmlands, so that no man was ever more
+than a few hundred feet from the food supply. The Universal Motivator
+had chosen that their species should evolve in burrows beneath the
+surface, and if that was the niche chosen for Dodeth's people, then
+that was obviously where they should remain to keep the Balance.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, the snith, too, was an underground animal, though the
+tunnels were unlined. The snith's tunnels ran between and around the
+armored tunnels of Dodeth's people, so that each city surrounded the
+other without contact&mdash;if the burrows of the snith could properly be
+called a city.</p>
+
+<p>"Yerdeth Pell's residence," said Ardan.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, yes." Dodeth, his thoughts interrupted, slid off the back of
+the robot and flexed his legs. "Wait here, Ardan. I'll be back in an
+hour or so." Then he scrambled over to the door which led to Yerdeth's
+apartment.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<img src="images/image_003.jpg" width="500" height="457" alt="" />
+</div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Twenty minutes later, Yerdeth Pell looked up from the data book
+facsimiles and scanned Dodeth's face with appraising eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Very cute," he said at last, with a slight chuckle. "Now, what I want
+to know is: is someone playing a joke on you, or are you playing a
+joke on me?"</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth's eyelids slid upwards in a fast blink of surprise. "What do
+you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, these bathygraphs." Yerdeth rapped the bathygraphs with a
+wrinkled, horny hand. He was a good deal older than Dodeth, and his
+voice had a tendency to rasp a little when the frequency went above
+twenty thousand cycles. "They're very good, of course. <i>Very</i> good.
+The models have very fine detail to them. The eyes, especially are
+good; they look as if they really <i>ought</i> to be built that way." He
+smiled and looked up at Dodeth.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth resisted an urge to ripple a stomp. "Well?" he said
+impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they can't be real, you know," Yerdeth replied mildly.</p>
+
+<p>"Why not?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come, now, Dodeth. What did it evolve from? An animal doesn't
+just spring out of nowhere, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"New species are discovered occasionally," Dodeth said. "And there are
+plenty of mutants and just plain freaks."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, certainly. But you don't hatch a snith out of a hurkle
+egg. Where are your intermediate stages?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is it possible that we might have missed the intermediate stage?"</p>
+
+<p>"I said 'stages'. Plural. Pick any known animal&mdash;<i>any</i> one&mdash;and tell
+me how many genetic changes would have to take place before you'd come
+up with an animal anything like this one." Again he tapped the
+bathygraph. "Take that eye, for instance. The lid goes down instead of
+up, but you notice that there's a smaller lid at the bottom that
+<i>does</i> go up, a little ways. The closest thing to an eye like that is
+on the hugl, which has eyelids on top that lower a little. But the
+hugl has eighteen segments; sixteen pairs of legs and two pairs of
+feeding claws. Besides, it's only the size of your thumb-joint. What
+kind of gene mutation would it take to change that into an animal like
+the one in this picture?</p>
+
+<p>"And look at the size of the thing. If it weren't in that awkward
+vertical position, if it were stretched out on the ground, it'd be a
+long as a human. Look at the size of those legs!</p>
+
+<p>"Or, take another thing. In order to walk on those two legs, the
+changes in skeletal and visceral structure would have to be
+tremendous."</p>
+
+<p>"Couldn't we have missed the intermediate stages, then?" Dodeth asked
+stubbornly. "We've missed the intermediates before, I dare say."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps we have," Yerdeth admitted, "but if you boys in the
+Ecological Corps have been on your toes for the past thousand years,
+we haven't missed many. And it would take at least that long for
+something like this to evolve from anything we know."</p>
+
+<p>"Even under direct polar bombardment?"</p>
+
+<p>"Even under direct polar bombardment. The radiation up here is strong
+enough to sterilize a race within a very few generations. And what
+would they eat? Not many plants survive there, you know.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't say it's flatly im<i>possi</i>ble, you understand. If a female
+of some animal or other, carrying a freshly-fertilized zygote, and her
+species happened to have all the necessary potential characteristics,
+and a flood of ionizing radiation went through the zygote at exactly
+the right time, and it managed to hit just the right genes in just the
+right way ... well I'm sure you can see the odds against it are
+tremendous. I wouldn't even want to guess at the order of magnitude of
+the exponent. I'd have to put on a ten in order to give you the odds
+against it."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth didn't quite get that last statement, but he let it pass. "I
+am going to pull somebody's legs off, one by one, come next work
+period," he said coldly. "One ... by ... one."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>He didn't, though. Rather than accuse Wygor, it would be better if
+Wygor were allowed to accuse himself. Dodeth merely wanted to wait for
+the opportunity to present itself. And then&mdash;ah, <i>then</i> there would be
+a roasting!</p>
+
+<p>The opportunity came in the latter part of the next work period.
+Wygor, who had purportedly been up on the surface for another field
+trip, scuttled excitedly into Dodeth's office, wildly waving some
+bathygraph sheets.</p>
+
+<p>"Dodeth, sir! Look! I came down as soon as I saw it! I've got the
+'graphs right here! Horrible!"</p>
+
+<p>Before Dodeth could say anything, Wygor had spread the sheets out
+fan-wise on his business bench. Dodeth looked at them and experienced
+a moment of horror himself before he realized that these were&mdash;these
+<i>must</i> be&mdash;doctored bathygraphs. Even so, he gave an involuntary gasp.</p>
+
+<p>The first 'graphs had been taken from an aerial reconnaissance robot
+winging in low over the treetops. The others were taken from a higher
+altitude. They all showed the same carnage.</p>
+
+<p>An area of several thousand square feet&mdash;<i>tens</i> of thousands!&mdash;had
+been cleared of trees! They had been ruthlessly cut down and stacked.
+Bushes and vines had gone with them, and the grass had been crushed
+and plowed up by the dragging of the great fallen trees. And there
+were obvious signs that the work was still going on. In the close-ups,
+he could see the bipedal beasts wielding cutting instruments.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth forced himself to calmness and glared at the bathygraphs. Fry
+it, they <i>had</i> to be fakes. A new species might appear only once in a
+hundred years, but according to Yerdeth, this couldn't possibly be a
+new species. What was Wygor's purpose in lying, though? Why should he
+falsify data? And it must be he; he had said that he had seen the
+beasts himself. Well, Dodeth would have to find out.</p>
+
+<p>"Tool users, eh?" he said, amazed at the calmness of his voice. Such
+animals weren't unusual. The sniths used tools for digging and even
+for fighting each other. And the hurkles dammed up small streams with
+logs to increase their marshland. It wasn't immediately apparent what
+these beasts were up to, but it was far too destructive to allow it to
+go on.</p>
+
+<p>But, fry it all, it <i>couldn't</i> be going on!</p>
+
+<p>There were only two alternatives. Either Wygor was a liar or Yerdeth
+didn't know what he was talking about. And there was only one way of
+finding out which was which.</p>
+
+<p>"Ardan! Get my equipment ready! We're going on a field trip! Wygor,
+you get the rest of the expedition ready; you and I are going up to
+see what all this is about." He jabbed at the communicator button.
+"Fry it! Why should this have to happen in my sector? Hello! Give me
+an inter-city connection. I want to talk to Baythim Venns,
+co-ordinator of Ecological Control, in Faisalla."</p>
+
+<p>He looked up at Wygor. "Scatter off, fry it! I want to&mdash;Oh, hello,
+Baythim, sir. Dodeth. Have you had any reports on a new species&mdash;a
+bipedal one? What? No, sir; I'm not kidding. One of my men has brought
+in 'graphs of the thing. Frankly, I'm inclined to think it's a hoax of
+some kind, but I'd like to ask you to check to see if it's been
+reported in any of the other areas. We're located a little out of the
+way here, and I thought perhaps some of the stations farther north or
+south had seen it. Yes. That's right: two locomotive limbs, two
+handling limbs. Big as a human, and they hold their bodies
+perpendicular to the ground. Yes, sir, I know it sounds silly, and I'm
+going out to check the story now, but you ought to see these
+bathygraphs. If it's a hoax, there's an expert behind it. Very well,
+sir; I'll wait."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth scowled. Baythim had sounded as if he, Dodeth, had lost his
+senses.</p>
+
+<p><i>Maybe I have</i>, he thought. <i>Maybe I'll start running around
+mindlessly and get shot down by some patrol robot who thinks I'm a
+snith.</i></p>
+
+<p>Maybe he should have investigated first and then called, when he was
+sure, one way or another. Maybe he should have told Baythim he was
+certain it was a hoax, instead of hedging his bets. Maybe a lot of
+things, but it was too&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Hello? Yes, sir. None, eh? Yes, sir. Yes, sir; I'll give you a call
+as soon as I've checked. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth felt like an absolute fool. Individually and collectively, he
+consigned to the frying pan Baythim, Wygor, Yerdeth, the new beast&mdash;if
+it existed&mdash;and finally, himself.</p>
+
+<p>By the time he had finished his all-encompassing curse, his two dozen
+pistoning legs had nearly brought him to the equipment room, where
+Ardan and Wygor were waiting.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Four hours and more of steady traveling did very little to sweeten
+Dodeth Pell's temper. The armored car was uncomfortable, and the
+silence within it was even more uncomfortable. He did not at all feel
+like making small talk with Wygor, and he had nothing as yet to say to
+Ardan or the patrol robots who were rolling along with the armored
+car.</p>
+
+<p>One thing he had to admit: Wygor certainly didn't act like a man who
+was being carried to his own doom&mdash;which he certainly was if this was
+hoax. Wygor would lose all position and be reduced to living off his
+civil insurance. He would be pitied by all and respected by none.</p>
+
+<p>But he didn't look as though that worried him at all.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth contented himself with looking at the scenery. The car was not
+yet into the forest country; this was all rolling grassland. Off to
+one side, a small herd of grazing grancos lifted their graceful heads
+to watch the passage of the expedition, then lowered them again to
+feed. A fanged zitibanth, disturbed in the act of stalking the
+grancos, stiffened all his legs and froze for a moment, looking
+balefully at the car and the robots, then went on about his business.</p>
+
+<p>When they came to the forest, the going became somewhat harder.
+Centuries ago, those who had tried to build cities on the surface had
+also built paved strips to make travel by car easier and smoother, and
+Dodeth almost wished there were one leading to the target area.</p>
+
+<p>Fry it, he <i>hated</i> traveling! Especially in a lurching armored car. He
+wished he were bored enough or tired enough to go to sleep.</p>
+
+<p>At last&mdash;at <i>long</i> last&mdash;Wygor ordered the car to stop. "We're within
+two miles of the clearing, sir," he told Dodeth.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," Dodeth said morosely. "We'll go the rest of the way on
+foot. I don't want to startle them at this stage of the game, so keep
+it quiet and stay hidden. Tell the patrol robots to spread out, and
+tell them I want all the movie shots we can get. I want all the
+Keepers to see these things in action. Got that? Then let's get
+moving."</p>
+
+<p>They crept forward through the forest, Dodeth and Ardan taking the
+right, while Wygor and his own robot, Arsam, stayed a few yards away
+to the left. They were all expert woodsmen&mdash;Dodeth and Wygor by
+training and experience, and the robots by indoctrination.</p>
+
+<p>Even so, Dodeth never felt completely comfortable above ground, with
+nothing over his head but the clouded sky.</p>
+
+<p>The team had purposely chosen to approach from a small rise, where
+they could look down on the clearing without being seen. And when they
+reached the incline that led up to the ridge, one of the armed patrol
+robots who had been in the lead took a look over the ridge and then
+scuttled back to Dodeth. "They're there, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"What are they doing?" Dodeth asked, scarcely daring to believe.</p>
+
+<p>"Feeding, I believe, sir. They aren't cutting down any trees now;
+they're just sitting on one of the logs, feeding themselves with their
+handling limbs."</p>
+
+<p>"How many are there?"</p>
+
+<p>"Twenty, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll take a look." He scrambled up the ridge and peeked over.</p>
+
+<p>And there they were, less than a quarter of a mile away.</p>
+
+<p>Dazedly, Dodeth took a pair of field glasses from Ardan and focused
+them on the group.</p>
+
+<p>Oh, they were real, all right. No doubt of that. None whatever.
+Mechanically, he counted them. Twenty. Most of them were feeding, but
+four of them seemed to be standing a little apart from the others,
+watching the forest, acting as lookouts.</p>
+
+<p><i>Typical herd action</i>, Dodeth thought.</p>
+
+<p>He wished Yerdeth were here; he'd show that fool what good his
+ten-to-the-billionth odds were.</p>
+
+<p>And yet, in another way, Dodeth had the feeling that his parabrother
+was right. How could the life of the World have suddenly evolved such
+creatures? For they looked even more impossible when seen in the
+flesh.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Their locomotive limbs ended in lumpy protuberances that showed no
+sign of toes, and they were covered all over with a dull gray hide,
+except for the hands at the ends of their handling limbs and the necks
+and the faces of their oddly-shaped heads, where the skin ranged in
+color from a pinkish an to a definitive brown, depending on the
+individual. There was no hair anywhere on their bodies except on the
+top and back of their heads. No, wait&mdash;there were two long tufts above
+each eye. They&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Do you see what they're <i>eating</i>?" Wygor's voice whispered.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth hadn't. He'd been too busy looking at the things themselves.
+But when he did notice, he made a noise like a throttled "<i>Geep!</i>"</p>
+
+<p><i>Hurkles!</i></p>
+
+<p>There were few enough of the animals&mdash;only a few small population was
+needed to keep the Balance, but they were important. And the swamps
+were drying up, and the quiggies were moving in on them, and <i>now</i>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth made a hasty count. Twenty! By the Universal Motivator, these
+predators had eaten a hurkle apiece!</p>
+
+<p>Overhead, the Yellow Sun, a distant dot of intensely bright light,
+shed its wan glow over the ghastly scene. Dodeth wished the Moon were
+out; its much brighter light would have shown him more detail.</p>
+
+<p>But he could see well enough to count the gnawed skeletons of the
+little, harmless hurkles. Even the Moon, which wouldn't bring morning
+for another fifteen work periods yet, couldn't have made it any
+plainer that these beasts were deadly dangerous to the Balance.</p>
+
+<p>"How often do they eat?" he asked in a strained voice.</p>
+
+<p>It was Wygor's robot, Arsam, who answered. "About three times every
+work period. They sleep then. Their metabolic cycle seems to be timed
+about the same as yours, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Gaw!</i>" said Dodeth. "Sixty hurkles per sleep period! Why, they'll
+have the whole hurkle population eaten before long! Wygor! As soon as
+we can get shots of all this, we're going back! There's not a moment
+to lose! This is the most deadly dangerous thing that has ever
+happened to the World!"</p>
+
+<p>"Fry me, yes," Wygor said in an awed voice. "Three hurkles in one
+period."</p>
+
+<p>"Allow me to correct you, sir," said the patrol robot. "They do not
+eat that many hurkles. They eat other things besides."</p>
+
+<p>"Like what, for instance?" Dodeth asked in a choked voice.</p>
+
+<p>The robot told him, and Dodeth groaned. "Omnivores! That's even worse!
+Ardan, pass the word to the scouts to get their pictures and meet at
+that tree down there behind us in ten minutes. We've got to get back
+to the city!"</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Dodeth Pell laid his palms flat on the speaker's bench and looked
+around at the assembled Keepers of the Balance, wise and prudence
+thinkers, who had spent lifetimes in ecological service and had shown
+their capabilities many times over.</p>
+
+<p>"And that's the situation, sirs," he said, after a significant pause.
+"The moving and still bathygraphs, the data sheets, and the samplings
+of the area all tell the same story. I do not feel that I, alone, can
+make the decision. Emotionally, I must admit, I am tempted to destroy
+all twenty of the monsters. Intellectually, I realize that we should
+attempt to capture at least one family group&mdash;if we can discover what
+constitutes a family group in this species. Unfortunately, we cannot
+tell the sexes apart by visual inspection; the sex organs themselves
+must be hidden in the folds of that gray hide. And this is evidently
+not their breeding season, for we have seen no sign of sexual
+activity.</p>
+
+<p>"We have very little time, sirs, it seems to me. The damage they have
+already done will take years to repair, and the danger of upsetting
+the Balance irreparably grows exponentially greater with every passing
+work period.</p>
+
+<p>"Sirs, I ask your advice and your decision."</p>
+
+<p>There was a murmur of approval for his presentation as he came down
+from the speakers bench. Then the Keepers went into their respective
+committee meetings so discuss the various problems of detail that had
+arisen out of the one great problem.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth went into an anteroom and tried to relax and get a little
+sleep&mdash;though he doubted he'd get any. His nerves were too much on
+edge.</p>
+
+<p>Ardan woke him gently. "Your breakfast, sir."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth blinked and jerked his head up. "Oh. Uhum. Ardan! Have the
+Keepers reached any decision yet?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir; not yet. The data are still coming in."</p>
+
+<p>It was three more work periods before the Keepers called Dodeth Pell
+before them again. Dodeth could almost read the decision on their
+faces&mdash;there was both sadness and determination there.</p>
+
+<p>"It was an uncomfortable decision, Dodeth Pell," said the Eldest
+Keeper without preliminary, "but a necessary one. We can find no place
+in the Ecological Balance for this species. We have already ordered a
+patrol column of two hundred fully-armed pesticide robots to destroy
+the animals. Two are to be captured alive, if possible, but, if not,
+the bodies will be brought to the biological laboratories for study.
+Within a few hours, the species will be nearly or completely extinct.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way, you may tell your assistant, Wygor, that the animal will
+go down in the files as <i>wygorex</i>. A unique distinction for him, in
+many ways, but not, I fear, a happy one."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth nodded silently. Now that the decision had been made, he felt
+rather bad about it. Something in him rebelled at the thought of a
+species becoming extinct, no matter how great the need. He wondered
+if it would be possible for the biologists and the geneticists to
+trace the evolution of the animal. He hoped so. At least they deserved
+that much.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Dodeth Pell delayed returning to his own city; he wanted to wait until
+the final results had been brought in before he returned to his
+duties. The delay turned out to be a little longer than he
+expected&mdash;much longer, in fact. The communicator in his temporary room
+buzzed, and when he answered, Wygor's voice came to him, a rush of
+excited words that didn't make any sense at all at first. And when it
+did make sense he didn't believe it.</p>
+
+<p>"What?" he squealed. "<i>What?</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"I said," Wygor repeated, "that the report has come back from the
+pesticide column! They've found no trace of any such animal as we've
+described! They're nowhere to be found, in or near the clearing!"</p>
+
+<p>"I think," said Dodeth very calmly, "that I'll take a little trip over
+to the Brightside and take up permanent residence there. It's going to
+be pretty hot for me around here before long."</p>
+
+<p>And he cut the connection without waiting for Wygor's answer.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>The armored car jounced across the grassland at high speed. Behind it,
+two more cars followed, each taking care not to run exactly in the
+tracks of the one ahead, so that there would be as little damage as
+possible done to the grass.</p>
+
+<p>In the lead car, Dodeth Pell watched the forest loom nearer, wondering
+what sort of madness he would find there this time. Beside him, the
+Eldest Keeper dozed gently, in the way that only the very young or the
+very old can doze. It was just as well; Dodeth didn't feel much like
+talking.</p>
+
+<p>This time, as they approached the clearing, he didn't bother to tell
+the car to stop two miles away. If the animals were gone, there was no
+point in being cautious. All through the wooded area, he could see
+occasional members of the pesticide robots. He told the car to stop at
+the base of the little rise that he used before as a vantage point.
+Then, without further preliminaries, he got out of the car and marched
+up the slope to take a look at the clearing. Overhead, the burning
+spark of the Yellow Sun cast its pale radiance over the landscape.</p>
+
+<p>At the ridge, he stopped suddenly and ducked his head. Then he grabbed
+his field glasses and took a good look.</p>
+
+<p>The animals had built themselves a few crude-looking shelters out of
+the logs, but he hardly noticed that.</p>
+
+<p>There were four of the animals, in plain sight, standing guard!</p>
+
+<p>The others were obviously inside the rude huts, asleep!</p>
+
+<p>Great galloping fungus blight! Was he out of his mind? What was going
+on around here? Couldn't the robots <i>see</i> the beasts?</p>
+
+<p>"That's very odd," said the voice of the Eldest Keeper in puzzled
+tones. "I thought the robots said they'd gone away. Lend me your field
+glasses."</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<img src="images/image_004.jpg" width="500" height="483" alt="" />
+</div>
+
+<p>As he handed the powerful glasses over to the Keeper, who had followed
+him up the hill, Dodeth said: "I'm glad you can see them. I thought
+maybe my brain had been short-circuited."</p>
+
+<p>"I can see them," said the Eldest Keeper, peering through the glasses.
+Then he handed them back to Dodeth. "Let's get back down to the car. I
+want to find out what's going on around here."</p>
+
+<p>At the car, the Eldest Keeper just scowled for a moment, looking very
+worried. By this time, the other two cars had pulled up nearby,
+discharging their cargo of two more Keepers apiece. While the Eldest
+Keeper talked in low tones with his colleagues, Dodeth stalked over to
+one of the pesticide robots who was prowling nearby.</p>
+
+<p>"Found anything useful?" he asked sarcastically, knowing that sarcasm
+was useless on a robot.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not looking for anything useful, sir. I'm looking for the animals
+we are supposed to destroy."</p>
+
+<p>"You come over and tell the Eldest Keeper that," Dodeth said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," the robot agreed promptly, rolling along beside Dodeth as
+he returned to where the Keepers were waiting.</p>
+
+<p>"What's going on here?" the Eldest demanded curtly of the robot. "Why
+haven't you destroyed the animals?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because we can't find them, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"What's your name?" the Eldest snapped.</p>
+
+<p>"Arike, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, Arike," said the Eldest somewhat angrily. "Stand by for
+orders. You'll repeat them to the other robots, understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the robot.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, then," said the Eldest. "First, you take a run up that
+hill and look into that clearing. You'll see those creatures in there
+all right."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. I've seen those creatures in there."</p>
+
+<p>The Eldest Keeper exploded. "Then get in there and obey your orders!
+Don't you realize that their very existence threatens the life of all
+of us? They must be eliminated before our whole culture is destroyed!
+Do you understand? Obey!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the robot. His voice sounded odd, but he spun around
+and went to pass the word on to the other robots. Within minutes, more
+and more of the pesticide robots were swarming towards and into the
+clearing. They could hear rumbling noises from the clearing&mdash;low
+grunts that were evidently made by animals who were trapped by the
+encircling robots.</p>
+
+<p>And then there was a vast silence.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth and the Keepers waited.</p>
+
+<p>Not a shot was fired.</p>
+
+<p>It was as though a great, sound-proof blanket had been flung over the
+whole area.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"What in the Unknown Name of the Universal Motivator is going on
+around here?" said Dodeth in a hushed tone. He wondered how many times
+he had asked himself that.</p>
+
+<p>"We may as well take a look," said the Eldest Keeper.</p>
+
+<p>Two hundred pesticide robots were ranged around the perimeter of the
+clearing, their weapons facing inward. Not a one of them moved.</p>
+
+<p>Inside the circle of machines, the twenty wygorex stood motionless,
+watching the ring of robots. Now and then, one of them gave a deep,
+coughing rumble, but otherwise they made no noise.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth Pell could stand it no longer. "Robots!" He shouted as loudly
+as he could, his voice shrill with urgency. "I order you to fire!"</p>
+
+<p>It was as though he hadn't said a word. Both robots and wygorex
+ignored him completely.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth turned and yelled to one one of the patrol robots that was
+standing nearby. "You! What's your name?"</p>
+
+<p>"Arvam, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Arvam, can you tell what it is those things have done to the robots?"</p>
+
+<p>"They haven't done anything, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Then why don't the robots fire as they've been told?" Dodeth didn't
+want to admit it, even to himself, but he was badly frightened. He had
+never heard of a robot behaving this way before.</p>
+
+<p>"They can't, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"They <i>can't</i>? Don't they realize that if those things aren't killed,
+we may all die?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't know that," said the patrol robot. "If we do not kill them,
+then you may be killed, and you have ordered us to kill them, but if
+we obey your orders, then we will kill them, and that will mean that
+you won't be killed, but they will, so we can't do that, but if we
+don't then you <i>will</i> be killed, and we must obey, and that means we
+must, but we can't, but if we don't we will, and we can't so we must
+but we can't but if we don't you will so we must but we can't but
+we&mdash;" He kept repeating it over and over again, on and on and on.</p>
+
+<p>"Stop that!" snapped Dodeth.</p>
+
+<p>But the robot didn't even seem to hear.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth was really frightened now. He looked back at the five keepers
+and scuttled toward them.</p>
+
+<p>"What's wrong with the robots?" he asked shrilly. "They've never
+failed us before!"</p>
+
+<p>The Elder Keeper looked at him. "What makes you think they've failed
+us now?" he asked softly.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth gaped speechlessly. The Eldest didn't seem to be making any
+more sense than the patrol robot had.</p>
+
+<p>"No," the Keeper went on, "they haven't failed us. They have served us
+well. They have pointed out to us something which we have failed to
+see, and, in doing so, have saved us from making a catastrophic
+error."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't understand," said Dodeth.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll explain," the Elder Keeper said, "but first go over to that
+patrol robot and tell him quietly that the situation has changed.
+Tell him that we are no longer in any danger from the wygorex. Then
+bring him over here."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Dodeth did as he was told, without understanding at all.</p>
+
+<p>"I still don't understand, sir," he said bewilderedly.</p>
+
+<p>"Dodeth, what would happen if I told Arvam, here, to fire on you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why ... why, he'd <i>refuse</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Why should he?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because I'm <i>human</i>! That's the most basic robot command."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," the Eldest said, eying Dodeth shrewdly. "You might not
+be a human. You might be a snith. You <i>look</i> like a snith."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth swallowed the insult, wondering what the Eldest meant.</p>
+
+<p>"Arvam," the Eldest Keeper said to the robot, "doesn't he look like a
+snith to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," Arvam agreed.</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth swallowed that one, too.</p>
+
+<p>"Then how do you know he <i>isn't</i> a snith, Arvam?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because he behaves like a human, sir. A snith does not behave like a
+human."</p>
+
+<p>"And if something does behave like a human, what then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Anything that behaves like a human is human, sir."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth suddenly felt as though his eyes had suddenly focused after
+being unfocused for a long time. He gestured toward the clearing. "You
+mean those ... those <i>things</i> ... are ... <i>human</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes sir," said Arvam solidly.</p>
+
+<p>"But they don't even <i>talk</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"Pardon me for correcting you sir, but they do. I cannot understand
+their speech, but the pattern is clearly recognizable as speech. Most
+of their conversation is carried on in tones of subsonic frequency, so
+your ears cannot hear it. Apparently, your voices are supersonic to
+them."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll be fried," said Dodeth. He looked at the Elder Keeper.
+"That's why the robots reported they couldn't find any <i>animal</i> of
+that description in the vicinity."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly. There weren't any."</p>
+
+<p>"And we were so fooled by their monstrous appearance that we didn't
+pay any attention to their actions," said Dodeth.</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly."</p>
+
+<p>"But this makes the puzzle even <i>worse</i>," said Dodeth. "How could such
+a creature evolve?"</p>
+
+<p>"Look!" interrupted one of the other Keepers, pointing. "Up there in
+the sky!"</p>
+
+<p>All eyes turned toward the direction the finger pointed.</p>
+
+<p>It was a silvery speck in the sky that moved and became larger.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think they're from our World at all," said the Eldest Keeper.
+He turned to the patrol robot. "Arvam, go down and tell the pesticide
+robots that there is no danger to us. They're still confused, and I
+have a feeling that the humans in that ship up there might not like it
+if we are caught pointing guns at their friends."</p>
+
+<p>As Arvam rolled off, Dodeth said "Another World?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why not?" asked the Eldest. "The Moon, after all, is another World,
+smaller than ours, to be sure, and airless, but still another World.
+We haven't thought too much about other Worlds because we have our own
+World to take care of. But there was a time, back in the days of the
+builders of the surface cities, when our people dreamed such things.
+But our Moon was the only one close enough, and there was no point in
+going to a place which is even more hellish than our Brightside.</p>
+
+<p>"But suppose the Yellow Sun also has a planet&mdash;or maybe even one of
+the more distant suns, which are hardly more than glimmers of light.
+They came, and they landed a few of their party to make a small
+clearing. Then the ship went somewhere else&mdash;to the dark side of our
+Moon, maybe, I don't know. But they were within calling range, for the
+ship was called as soon as trouble appeared.</p>
+
+<p>"We don't know anything about them yet, but we will. And we've got to
+show them that we, too, are human. We have a job ahead of us&mdash;a job of
+communication.</p>
+
+<p>"But we also have a great future if we handle things right."</p>
+
+<p>Dodeth watched the ship, now grown to a silvery globe of tremendous
+size, drift slowly downward toward the clearing. He felt an inward
+glow of intense anticipation, and he fidgeted impatiently as he waited
+to see what would happen next.</p>
+
+<p>He rippled a stomp.</p>
+
+
+<h3>THE END</h3>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
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+ on this publication was renewed.
+
+
+ THE
+
+ ASSES
+
+ OF
+
+ BALAAM
+
+
+
+ By DAVID GORDON
+
+
+ Illustrated by Schoenherr
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+ _The remarkable characteristic of Balaam's ass was that it
+ was more perceptive than its master. Sometimes a child is
+ more perceptive--because more straightforward and
+ logical--than an adult...._
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ _It is written in the Book of Numbers that Balaam, a wise
+ man of the Moabites, having been ordered by the King of Moab
+ to put a curse upon the invading Israelites, mounted himself
+ upon an ass and rode forth toward the camp of the Children
+ of Israel. On the road, he met an angel with drawn sword,
+ barring the way. Balaam, not seeing or recognizing the
+ angel, kept urging his ass forward, but the ass recognized
+ the angel and turned aside. Balaam smote the beast and
+ forced it to return to the path, and again the angel blocked
+ the way with drawn sword. And again the ass turned aside,
+ despite the beating from Balaam, who, in his blindness, was
+ unable to see the angel._
+
+ _When the ass stopped for the third time and lay down,
+ refusing to go further, Balaam waxed exceeding wrath and
+ smote again the animal with a stick._
+
+ _Then the ass spoke and said: "Why dost thou beat me? I have
+ always obeyed thee and never have I failed thee. Have I ever
+ been known to fail thee?_"
+
+ _And Balaam answered: "No." And at that moment his eyes were
+ opened and he saw the angel before him._
+
+ --STUDIES IN SCRIPTURE
+
+ by Ceggawynn of Eboricum
+
+
+With the careful precision of controlled anger, Dodeth
+Pell rippled a stomp along his right side.
+_Clop_clopclop_clop_-clopclop-_clop_clop-clop_clop_clopclop....
+Each of his twelve right feet came down in turn while he glared across the
+business bench at Wygor Bedis. He started the ripple again, while he
+waited for Wygor's answer. The ripple was a good deal more effective than
+just tapping one's fingers, and equally as satisfying.
+
+Wygor Bedis twitched his mouth and allowed his eyelids to slide up
+over his eyeballs in a slow blink before answering. Dodeth had simply
+asked, "Why wasn't this reported to me before?" But Wygor couldn't
+find the answer as simply as that. Not that he didn't have a good
+answer; it was just that he wanted to couch it in exactly the right
+terms. Dodeth had a way with raking sarcasm that made a person tend
+to cringe.
+
+Dodeth was perfectly well aware of that. He hadn't been in the
+Executive Office of Predator Council all these years for nothing; he
+knew how to handle people--when to praise them, when to flatter them,
+when to rebuke them, and when to drag them unmercifully over the
+shell-bed.
+
+He waited, his right legs marching out their steady rhythm.
+
+"Well," said Wygor at last, "it was just that I couldn't see any point
+in bothering you with it at that point. I mean, _one_ specimen--"
+
+"Of an entirely new species!" snapped Dodeth in a sudden interruption.
+His legs stopped their rhythmic tramp. His voice rose from its usual
+eight-thousand-cycle rumble to a shrill squeak. "Fry it, Wygor, if you
+weren't such a good field man, I'd have sacked you long ago! Your
+trouble is that you have a penchant for bringing me problems that you
+ought to be able to solve by yourself and then flipping right over on
+your back and holding off on some information that ought to be brought
+to my attention immediately!"
+
+There wasn't much Wygor could say to that, so he didn't try. He simply
+waited for the raking to come, and, sure enough, it came.
+
+Dodeth's voice lowered itself to a soft purr. "The next time you have
+to do anything as complicated as setting a snith-trap, you just hump
+right down here and ask me, and I'll tell you all about it. On the
+other hand, if the lower levels all suddenly become infested with
+shelks at the same time, why, you just take care of that little detail
+yourself, eh? The only other alternative is to learn to think."
+
+Wygor winced a trifle and kept his mouth shut.
+
+Having delivered himself of his jet of acid, Dodeth Pell looked down
+at the data booklet that Wygor had handed him. "Fortunately," he said,
+"there doesn't seem to be much to worry about. Only the Universal
+Motivator knows how this thing could have spawned, but it doesn't
+appear to be very efficient."
+
+"No, sir, it doesn't," said Wygor, taking heart from his superior's
+mild tone. "The eating orifice is oddly placed, and the teeth are
+obviously for grinding purposes."
+
+"I was thinking more of the method of locomotion," Dodeth said. "I
+believe this is a record, although I'll have to look in the files to
+make sure. I think that six locomotive limbs is the least I've ever
+heard of on an animal that size."
+
+"I've checked the files," said Wygor. "There was a four-limbed
+leaf-eater recorded seven hundred years ago--four locomotive limbs,
+that is, and two grasping. But it was only as big as your hand."
+
+Dodeth looked through the three pages of the booklet. There wasn't
+much there, really, but he knew Wygor well enough to know that all the
+data he had thus far was there. The only thing that rankled was that
+Wygor had delayed for three work periods before reporting the
+intrusion of the new beast, and now five of them had been spotted.
+
+He looked at the page which showed the three bathygraphs that had been
+taken of the new animals from a distance. There was something odd
+about them, and Dodeth couldn't, for the hide of him, figure out what
+it was. It aroused an odd fear in him, and made him want to burrow
+deeper into the ground.
+
+"I can't see what keeps 'em from falling over," he said at last. "Are
+they as slow-moving as they look?"
+
+"They don't move very fast," Wygor admitted, "but we haven't seen any
+of them startled yet. I don't see how they could run very fast,
+though. It must take every bit of awareness they have to stay balanced
+on two legs."
+
+Dodeth sighed whistlingly and pushed the data booklet back across the
+business bench to Wygor. "All right; I'll file the preliminary
+spotting report. Now get out there and get me some pertinent data on
+this queer beast. Scramble off."
+
+"Right away, sir."
+
+"And ... Wygor--"
+
+"Yes, sir?"
+
+"It's apparent that we have a totally new species here. It will be
+called a _wygorex_, of course, but it would be better if we waited
+until we could make a full report to the Keepers. So don't let any of
+this out--especially to the other Septs."
+
+"Certainly not, sir; not a whistle. Anything else?"
+
+"Just keep me posted, that's all. Scramble off."
+
+After Wygor had obediently scrambled off, Dodeth relaxed all his knees
+and sank to his belly in thought.
+
+His job was not an easy one. He would like to have his office get full
+credit for discovering a new species, just as Wygor had--understandably
+enough--wanted to get his share of the credit. On the other hand, one had
+to be careful that holding back information did not constitute any danger
+to the Balance. Above all, the Balance must be preserved. Even the snith
+had its place in the Ecological Balance of the World--although one didn't
+like to think about sniths as being particularly useful.
+
+After all, every animal, every planet had its place in the scheme;
+each contributed its little bit to maintaining the Balance. Each had
+its niche in the ecological architecture, as Dodeth liked to think of
+it. The trouble was that the Balance was a shifting, swinging,
+ever-changing thing. Living tissues carried the genes of heredity in
+them, and living tissues are notoriously plastic under the influence
+of the proper radiation or particle bombardment. And animals _would_
+cross the poles.
+
+The World had been excellently designed by the Universal Motivator for
+the development and evolution of life. Again, the concept of the
+Balance showed in His mighty works. Suppose, for instance, that the
+World rotated more rapidly about its axis, thereby exposing the whole
+surface periodically to the deadly radiation of the Blue Sun, instead
+of having a rotation period that, combined with the eccentricity of
+the World's orbit, gave it just enough libration to expose only
+sixty-three per cent to the rays, leaving the remaining thirty-seven
+per cent in twilight or darkness. Or suppose the orbit were so nearly
+circular that there were no perceptible libration at all; one side
+would burn eternally, and the other side would freeze, since there
+would be no seasonal winds blowing first east, then west, bringing the
+warmth of the Blue Sun from the other side.
+
+Or, again, suppose there were no Moon and no Yellow Sun to give light
+to the dark side. Who could live in an everlasting night?
+
+Or suppose that the magnetic field of the World were too weak to focus
+the majority of the Blue Sun's output of electrons and ions on the
+poles. How could life have evolved at all?
+
+Balance. And the Ultimate Universal Motivator had put part of the
+responsibility into the hands of His only intelligent species. And a
+part of that part had been put into the hands of Dodeth Pell as the
+head of Predator Control.
+
+Fry it! Something was niggling at the back of Dodeth's mind, and no
+amount of philosophizing would shake it. He reached into the drawer of
+the business bench and pulled out the duplicate of Wygor's data
+booklet. He flipped it open and looked at the bathygraphs again.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There was no single thing about them that he could pinpoint, but the
+beasts just didn't _look_ right. Dodeth Pell had seen many monstrous
+animals in his life, but none like this.
+
+Most people disliked and were disgusted by a snith because of the
+uncanny resemblance the stupid beast had to the appearance of Dodeth's
+own race. There could be no question of the genetic linkage between
+the two species, but, in spite of the physical similarities, their
+actions were controlled almost entirely by instinct instead of reason.
+They were like some sort of idiot parody of intelligent beings.
+
+But it was their similarity which made them loathsome. Why should
+Dodeth Pell feel a like emotion when he saw the bathygraphs of the
+two-legged thing? Certainly there was no similarity.
+
+Wait a minute!
+
+He looked carefully at the three-dimensional pictures again.
+
+Fry it! He couldn't be sure--
+
+After all, he wasn't a geneticist. Checking the files wouldn't be
+enough; he wouldn't know how to ask the proper cross-filing questions.
+
+He lolled his tongue out and absently rasped at a slight itch on the
+back of his hand while he thought.
+
+If his hunch were correct, then it was time to call in outside help
+now, instead of waiting for more information. Still, he needn't
+necessarily call in official expert help just yet. If he could just
+get a lead--enough to verify or disprove the possibility of his hunch
+being correct--that would be enough for a day or two, until Wygor got
+more data.
+
+There was always Yerdeth, an older parabrother on his prime-father's
+side. Yerdeth had studied genetics--theoretical, not applied--with the
+thought of going into Control, and kept on dabbling in it even after
+he had discovered that his talents lay in the robot design field.
+
+"Ardan!" he said sharply.
+
+At the other end of the office, the robot assistant ceased his work
+for a moment. "Yes, sir?"
+
+"Come here a minute; I want you to look at something."
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+The robot's segmented body was built very much like Dodeth's own,
+except that instead of the twelve pairs of legs that supported
+Dodeth's body, the robot was equipped with wheels, each suspended
+separately and equipped with its individual power source. Ardan rolled
+sedately across the floor, his metallic body gleaming in the light
+from the low ceiling. He came to a halt in front of Dodeth's business
+bench.
+
+Dodeth handed Ardan the thin data booklet. "Scan through that."
+
+Ardan went through it rapidly, his eyes carefully scanning each page,
+his brain recording everything permanently. After a few seconds, he
+looked back up at Dodeth. "A new species."
+
+"Exactly. Did you notice anything odd about their appearance?"
+
+"Naturally," said Ardan. "Since their like has never been seen before,
+it is axiomatic that they would appear odd."
+
+_Fry it!_ Dodeth thought. He should have known better than to ask a
+question like that of Ardan. To ask it to determine what might be
+called second-order strangeness in a pattern that was strange in the
+first place was asking too much of a robot.
+
+"Very well, then. Make an appointment for this evening with Yerdeth
+Pell. I would like to see him at his home if it is convenient."
+
+"Yes, sir," said the robot.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Evening was four work-periods away, and even after Yerdeth had granted
+the appointment, Dodeth found himself fidgeting in anticipation.
+
+Twice, during the following work periods, Wygor came in with more
+information. He had gone above ground with a group of protection
+robots, finally, to take a look at the new animals himself, but he
+hadn't yet managed to obtain enough data to make a definitive report
+on the strange beasts.
+
+But the lack of data was, in itself, significant.
+
+Dodeth usually liked to walk through the broad tunnels of the main
+thoroughfares, since he didn't particularly care to ride robot-back
+for so short a distance, but this time he was in such a hurry to see
+Yerdeth that he decided to let Ardan take him.
+
+He climbed aboard, clamped his legs to the robot's sides, and said:
+"To Yerdeth Pell's."
+
+The robot said "Yes, sir," and rolled out to the side tunnel that led
+toward one of the main robot tunnels. When they finally came to a
+tunnel labeled _Robots and Passengers Only_, Ardan rolled into it and
+revved his wheels up to high speed, shooting down the tunnelway at a
+much higher velocity than Dodeth could possibly have run.
+
+The tunnelway was crowded with passenger-carrying robots, and with
+robots alone, carrying out orders from their masters. But there was no
+danger; no robot could harm any of Dodeth's race, nor could any robot
+stand idly by while someone was harmed. Even in the most crowded of
+conditions, every robot in the area had one thing foremost in his
+mind: the safety of every human within sight or hearing.
+
+Dodeth ignored the traffic altogether. He had other things to think
+about, and he knew--without even bothering to consider it--that Ardan
+could be relied upon to take care of everything. Even if it cost him
+his own pseudolife, Ardan would do everything in his power to preserve
+the safety and health of his passenger. Once in a while, in unusual
+circumstances, a robot would even disobey orders to save a life, for
+obedience was strictly secondary to the sanctity of human life, just
+as the robot's desire to preserve his own pseudoliving existence was
+outranked by the desire to obey.
+
+Dodeth thought about his job, but he carefully kept his mind off the
+new beasts. He knew that fussing in his mind over them wouldn't do him
+any good until he had more to work with--things which only his
+parabrother, Yerdeth, could supply him. Besides, there was the
+problem of what to do about the hurkle breeding sites, which were
+being encroached upon by the quiggies. Some of the swamps on the
+surface, especially those that approached the Hot Belts, were being
+dried out and filled with dust, which decreased the area where the
+hurkle could lay its eggs, but increased the nesting sites for
+quiggies.
+
+That, of course, was a yearly cycle, in general. As the Blue Sun moved
+from one side to the other, and the winds shifted accordingly, the
+swamps near the Twilight Border would dry out or fill up accordingly.
+But this year the eastern swamps weren't filling up as they should,
+and some precautionary measures would have to be taken to prevent too
+great a shift in the hurkle-quiggie balance.
+
+Then there was the compensating migratory shift of the Hotland
+beasts--those which lived in the areas where the slanting rays of the
+Blue Sun could actually touch them, and which could not stand the, to
+them, terrible cold of the Darklands. Instead, they moved back and
+forth with the Blue Sun and remained in their own area--a hot, dry,
+fiery-bright hinterland occupied only by gnurrs, gpoles, and other
+horrendous beasts.
+
+Beyond those areas, according to the robot patrols which had
+reconnoitered there, nothing lived. Nothing could. No protoplasmic
+being could exist under the direct rays of the Blue Sun. Even the
+metal-and-translite bodies of a robot wouldn't long protect the
+sensitive mechanisms within from the furnace heat of the huge star.
+
+Each species had its niche in the World. Some, like the hurkle, lived
+in swamp water. Others lived in lakes and streams. Still others flew
+in the skies or roamed the surface or climbed the great trees. Some,
+like Dodeth's own people, lived beneath the surface.
+
+The one thing an intelligent species had to be most careful about was
+not to disturb the balance with their abilities, but to work to
+preserve it. In the past, there had been those who had built cities on
+the surface, but the cities had removed the natural growth from large
+areas, which, in turn, had forced the city people to import their food
+from outside the cities. And that had meant an enforced increase in
+the cultivation of the remaining soil, which destroyed the habitats of
+other animals, besides depleting the soil itself. The only sensible
+way was to live _under_ the farmlands, so that no man was ever more
+than a few hundred feet from the food supply. The Universal Motivator
+had chosen that their species should evolve in burrows beneath the
+surface, and if that was the niche chosen for Dodeth's people, then
+that was obviously where they should remain to keep the Balance.
+
+Of course, the snith, too, was an underground animal, though the
+tunnels were unlined. The snith's tunnels ran between and around the
+armored tunnels of Dodeth's people, so that each city surrounded the
+other without contact--if the burrows of the snith could properly be
+called a city.
+
+"Yerdeth Pell's residence," said Ardan.
+
+"Ah, yes." Dodeth, his thoughts interrupted, slid off the back of
+the robot and flexed his legs. "Wait here, Ardan. I'll be back in an
+hour or so." Then he scrambled over to the door which led to Yerdeth's
+apartment.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Twenty minutes later, Yerdeth Pell looked up from the data book
+facsimiles and scanned Dodeth's face with appraising eyes.
+
+"Very cute," he said at last, with a slight chuckle. "Now, what I want
+to know is: is someone playing a joke on you, or are you playing a
+joke on me?"
+
+Dodeth's eyelids slid upwards in a fast blink of surprise. "What do
+you mean?"
+
+"Why, these bathygraphs." Yerdeth rapped the bathygraphs with a
+wrinkled, horny hand. He was a good deal older than Dodeth, and his
+voice had a tendency to rasp a little when the frequency went above
+twenty thousand cycles. "They're very good, of course. _Very_ good.
+The models have very fine detail to them. The eyes, especially are
+good; they look as if they really _ought_ to be built that way." He
+smiled and looked up at Dodeth.
+
+Dodeth resisted an urge to ripple a stomp. "Well?" he said
+impatiently.
+
+"Well, they can't be real, you know," Yerdeth replied mildly.
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Oh, come, now, Dodeth. What did it evolve from? An animal doesn't
+just spring out of nowhere, you know."
+
+"New species are discovered occasionally," Dodeth said. "And there are
+plenty of mutants and just plain freaks."
+
+"Certainly, certainly. But you don't hatch a snith out of a hurkle
+egg. Where are your intermediate stages?"
+
+"Is it possible that we might have missed the intermediate stage?"
+
+"I said 'stages'. Plural. Pick any known animal--_any_ one--and tell
+me how many genetic changes would have to take place before you'd come
+up with an animal anything like this one." Again he tapped the
+bathygraph. "Take that eye, for instance. The lid goes down instead of
+up, but you notice that there's a smaller lid at the bottom that
+_does_ go up, a little ways. The closest thing to an eye like that is
+on the hugl, which has eyelids on top that lower a little. But the
+hugl has eighteen segments; sixteen pairs of legs and two pairs of
+feeding claws. Besides, it's only the size of your thumb-joint. What
+kind of gene mutation would it take to change that into an animal like
+the one in this picture?
+
+"And look at the size of the thing. If it weren't in that awkward
+vertical position, if it were stretched out on the ground, it'd be a
+long as a human. Look at the size of those legs!
+
+"Or, take another thing. In order to walk on those two legs, the
+changes in skeletal and visceral structure would have to be
+tremendous."
+
+"Couldn't we have missed the intermediate stages, then?" Dodeth asked
+stubbornly. "We've missed the intermediates before, I dare say."
+
+"Perhaps we have," Yerdeth admitted, "but if you boys in the
+Ecological Corps have been on your toes for the past thousand years,
+we haven't missed many. And it would take at least that long for
+something like this to evolve from anything we know."
+
+"Even under direct polar bombardment?"
+
+"Even under direct polar bombardment. The radiation up here is strong
+enough to sterilize a race within a very few generations. And what
+would they eat? Not many plants survive there, you know.
+
+"Oh, I don't say it's flatly im_possi_ble, you understand. If a female
+of some animal or other, carrying a freshly-fertilized zygote, and her
+species happened to have all the necessary potential characteristics,
+and a flood of ionizing radiation went through the zygote at exactly
+the right time, and it managed to hit just the right genes in just the
+right way ... well I'm sure you can see the odds against it are
+tremendous. I wouldn't even want to guess at the order of magnitude of
+the exponent. I'd have to put on a ten in order to give you the odds
+against it."
+
+Dodeth didn't quite get that last statement, but he let it pass. "I
+am going to pull somebody's legs off, one by one, come next work
+period," he said coldly. "One ... by ... one."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He didn't, though. Rather than accuse Wygor, it would be better if
+Wygor were allowed to accuse himself. Dodeth merely wanted to wait for
+the opportunity to present itself. And then--ah, _then_ there would be
+a roasting!
+
+The opportunity came in the latter part of the next work period.
+Wygor, who had purportedly been up on the surface for another field
+trip, scuttled excitedly into Dodeth's office, wildly waving some
+bathygraph sheets.
+
+"Dodeth, sir! Look! I came down as soon as I saw it! I've got the
+'graphs right here! Horrible!"
+
+Before Dodeth could say anything, Wygor had spread the sheets out
+fan-wise on his business bench. Dodeth looked at them and experienced
+a moment of horror himself before he realized that these were--these
+_must_ be--doctored bathygraphs. Even so, he gave an involuntary gasp.
+
+The first 'graphs had been taken from an aerial reconnaissance robot
+winging in low over the treetops. The others were taken from a higher
+altitude. They all showed the same carnage.
+
+An area of several thousand square feet--_tens_ of thousands!--had
+been cleared of trees! They had been ruthlessly cut down and stacked.
+Bushes and vines had gone with them, and the grass had been crushed
+and plowed up by the dragging of the great fallen trees. And there
+were obvious signs that the work was still going on. In the close-ups,
+he could see the bipedal beasts wielding cutting instruments.
+
+Dodeth forced himself to calmness and glared at the bathygraphs. Fry
+it, they _had_ to be fakes. A new species might appear only once in a
+hundred years, but according to Yerdeth, this couldn't possibly be a
+new species. What was Wygor's purpose in lying, though? Why should he
+falsify data? And it must be he; he had said that he had seen the
+beasts himself. Well, Dodeth would have to find out.
+
+"Tool users, eh?" he said, amazed at the calmness of his voice. Such
+animals weren't unusual. The sniths used tools for digging and even
+for fighting each other. And the hurkles dammed up small streams with
+logs to increase their marshland. It wasn't immediately apparent what
+these beasts were up to, but it was far too destructive to allow it to
+go on.
+
+But, fry it all, it _couldn't_ be going on!
+
+There were only two alternatives. Either Wygor was a liar or Yerdeth
+didn't know what he was talking about. And there was only one way of
+finding out which was which.
+
+"Ardan! Get my equipment ready! We're going on a field trip! Wygor,
+you get the rest of the expedition ready; you and I are going up to
+see what all this is about." He jabbed at the communicator button.
+"Fry it! Why should this have to happen in my sector? Hello! Give me
+an inter-city connection. I want to talk to Baythim Venns,
+co-ordinator of Ecological Control, in Faisalla."
+
+He looked up at Wygor. "Scatter off, fry it! I want to--Oh, hello,
+Baythim, sir. Dodeth. Have you had any reports on a new species--a
+bipedal one? What? No, sir; I'm not kidding. One of my men has brought
+in 'graphs of the thing. Frankly, I'm inclined to think it's a hoax of
+some kind, but I'd like to ask you to check to see if it's been
+reported in any of the other areas. We're located a little out of the
+way here, and I thought perhaps some of the stations farther north or
+south had seen it. Yes. That's right: two locomotive limbs, two
+handling limbs. Big as a human, and they hold their bodies
+perpendicular to the ground. Yes, sir, I know it sounds silly, and I'm
+going out to check the story now, but you ought to see these
+bathygraphs. If it's a hoax, there's an expert behind it. Very well,
+sir; I'll wait."
+
+Dodeth scowled. Baythim had sounded as if he, Dodeth, had lost his
+senses.
+
+_Maybe I have_, he thought. _Maybe I'll start running around
+mindlessly and get shot down by some patrol robot who thinks I'm a
+snith._
+
+Maybe he should have investigated first and then called, when he was
+sure, one way or another. Maybe he should have told Baythim he was
+certain it was a hoax, instead of hedging his bets. Maybe a lot of
+things, but it was too--
+
+"Hello? Yes, sir. None, eh? Yes, sir. Yes, sir; I'll give you a call
+as soon as I've checked. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."
+
+Dodeth felt like an absolute fool. Individually and collectively, he
+consigned to the frying pan Baythim, Wygor, Yerdeth, the new beast--if
+it existed--and finally, himself.
+
+By the time he had finished his all-encompassing curse, his two dozen
+pistoning legs had nearly brought him to the equipment room, where
+Ardan and Wygor were waiting.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Four hours and more of steady traveling did very little to sweeten
+Dodeth Pell's temper. The armored car was uncomfortable, and the
+silence within it was even more uncomfortable. He did not at all feel
+like making small talk with Wygor, and he had nothing as yet to say to
+Ardan or the patrol robots who were rolling along with the armored
+car.
+
+One thing he had to admit: Wygor certainly didn't act like a man who
+was being carried to his own doom--which he certainly was if this was
+hoax. Wygor would lose all position and be reduced to living off his
+civil insurance. He would be pitied by all and respected by none.
+
+But he didn't look as though that worried him at all.
+
+Dodeth contented himself with looking at the scenery. The car was not
+yet into the forest country; this was all rolling grassland. Off to
+one side, a small herd of grazing grancos lifted their graceful heads
+to watch the passage of the expedition, then lowered them again to
+feed. A fanged zitibanth, disturbed in the act of stalking the
+grancos, stiffened all his legs and froze for a moment, looking
+balefully at the car and the robots, then went on about his business.
+
+When they came to the forest, the going became somewhat harder.
+Centuries ago, those who had tried to build cities on the surface had
+also built paved strips to make travel by car easier and smoother, and
+Dodeth almost wished there were one leading to the target area.
+
+Fry it, he _hated_ traveling! Especially in a lurching armored car. He
+wished he were bored enough or tired enough to go to sleep.
+
+At last--at _long_ last--Wygor ordered the car to stop. "We're within
+two miles of the clearing, sir," he told Dodeth.
+
+"All right," Dodeth said morosely. "We'll go the rest of the way on
+foot. I don't want to startle them at this stage of the game, so keep
+it quiet and stay hidden. Tell the patrol robots to spread out, and
+tell them I want all the movie shots we can get. I want all the
+Keepers to see these things in action. Got that? Then let's get
+moving."
+
+They crept forward through the forest, Dodeth and Ardan taking the
+right, while Wygor and his own robot, Arsam, stayed a few yards away
+to the left. They were all expert woodsmen--Dodeth and Wygor by
+training and experience, and the robots by indoctrination.
+
+Even so, Dodeth never felt completely comfortable above ground, with
+nothing over his head but the clouded sky.
+
+The team had purposely chosen to approach from a small rise, where
+they could look down on the clearing without being seen. And when they
+reached the incline that led up to the ridge, one of the armed patrol
+robots who had been in the lead took a look over the ridge and then
+scuttled back to Dodeth. "They're there, sir."
+
+"What are they doing?" Dodeth asked, scarcely daring to believe.
+
+"Feeding, I believe, sir. They aren't cutting down any trees now;
+they're just sitting on one of the logs, feeding themselves with their
+handling limbs."
+
+"How many are there?"
+
+"Twenty, sir."
+
+"I'll take a look." He scrambled up the ridge and peeked over.
+
+And there they were, less than a quarter of a mile away.
+
+Dazedly, Dodeth took a pair of field glasses from Ardan and focused
+them on the group.
+
+Oh, they were real, all right. No doubt of that. None whatever.
+Mechanically, he counted them. Twenty. Most of them were feeding, but
+four of them seemed to be standing a little apart from the others,
+watching the forest, acting as lookouts.
+
+_Typical herd action_, Dodeth thought.
+
+He wished Yerdeth were here; he'd show that fool what good his
+ten-to-the-billionth odds were.
+
+And yet, in another way, Dodeth had the feeling that his parabrother
+was right. How could the life of the World have suddenly evolved such
+creatures? For they looked even more impossible when seen in the
+flesh.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Their locomotive limbs ended in lumpy protuberances that showed no
+sign of toes, and they were covered all over with a dull gray hide,
+except for the hands at the ends of their handling limbs and the necks
+and the faces of their oddly-shaped heads, where the skin ranged in
+color from a pinkish an to a definitive brown, depending on the
+individual. There was no hair anywhere on their bodies except on the
+top and back of their heads. No, wait--there were two long tufts above
+each eye. They--
+
+"Do you see what they're _eating_?" Wygor's voice whispered.
+
+Dodeth hadn't. He'd been too busy looking at the things themselves.
+But when he did notice, he made a noise like a throttled "_Geep!_"
+
+_Hurkles!_
+
+There were few enough of the animals--only a few small population was
+needed to keep the Balance, but they were important. And the swamps
+were drying up, and the quiggies were moving in on them, and _now_--
+
+Dodeth made a hasty count. Twenty! By the Universal Motivator, these
+predators had eaten a hurkle apiece!
+
+Overhead, the Yellow Sun, a distant dot of intensely bright light,
+shed its wan glow over the ghastly scene. Dodeth wished the Moon were
+out; its much brighter light would have shown him more detail.
+
+But he could see well enough to count the gnawed skeletons of the
+little, harmless hurkles. Even the Moon, which wouldn't bring morning
+for another fifteen work periods yet, couldn't have made it any
+plainer that these beasts were deadly dangerous to the Balance.
+
+"How often do they eat?" he asked in a strained voice.
+
+It was Wygor's robot, Arsam, who answered. "About three times every
+work period. They sleep then. Their metabolic cycle seems to be timed
+about the same as yours, sir."
+
+"_Gaw!_" said Dodeth. "Sixty hurkles per sleep period! Why, they'll
+have the whole hurkle population eaten before long! Wygor! As soon as
+we can get shots of all this, we're going back! There's not a moment
+to lose! This is the most deadly dangerous thing that has ever
+happened to the World!"
+
+"Fry me, yes," Wygor said in an awed voice. "Three hurkles in one
+period."
+
+"Allow me to correct you, sir," said the patrol robot. "They do not
+eat that many hurkles. They eat other things besides."
+
+"Like what, for instance?" Dodeth asked in a choked voice.
+
+The robot told him, and Dodeth groaned. "Omnivores! That's even worse!
+Ardan, pass the word to the scouts to get their pictures and meet at
+that tree down there behind us in ten minutes. We've got to get back
+to the city!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dodeth Pell laid his palms flat on the speaker's bench and looked
+around at the assembled Keepers of the Balance, wise and prudence
+thinkers, who had spent lifetimes in ecological service and had shown
+their capabilities many times over.
+
+"And that's the situation, sirs," he said, after a significant pause.
+"The moving and still bathygraphs, the data sheets, and the samplings
+of the area all tell the same story. I do not feel that I, alone, can
+make the decision. Emotionally, I must admit, I am tempted to destroy
+all twenty of the monsters. Intellectually, I realize that we should
+attempt to capture at least one family group--if we can discover what
+constitutes a family group in this species. Unfortunately, we cannot
+tell the sexes apart by visual inspection; the sex organs themselves
+must be hidden in the folds of that gray hide. And this is evidently
+not their breeding season, for we have seen no sign of sexual
+activity.
+
+"We have very little time, sirs, it seems to me. The damage they have
+already done will take years to repair, and the danger of upsetting
+the Balance irreparably grows exponentially greater with every passing
+work period.
+
+"Sirs, I ask your advice and your decision."
+
+There was a murmur of approval for his presentation as he came down
+from the speakers bench. Then the Keepers went into their respective
+committee meetings so discuss the various problems of detail that had
+arisen out of the one great problem.
+
+Dodeth went into an anteroom and tried to relax and get a little
+sleep--though he doubted he'd get any. His nerves were too much on
+edge.
+
+Ardan woke him gently. "Your breakfast, sir."
+
+Dodeth blinked and jerked his head up. "Oh. Uhum. Ardan! Have the
+Keepers reached any decision yet?"
+
+"No, sir; not yet. The data are still coming in."
+
+It was three more work periods before the Keepers called Dodeth Pell
+before them again. Dodeth could almost read the decision on their
+faces--there was both sadness and determination there.
+
+"It was an uncomfortable decision, Dodeth Pell," said the Eldest
+Keeper without preliminary, "but a necessary one. We can find no place
+in the Ecological Balance for this species. We have already ordered a
+patrol column of two hundred fully-armed pesticide robots to destroy
+the animals. Two are to be captured alive, if possible, but, if not,
+the bodies will be brought to the biological laboratories for study.
+Within a few hours, the species will be nearly or completely extinct.
+
+"By the way, you may tell your assistant, Wygor, that the animal will
+go down in the files as _wygorex_. A unique distinction for him, in
+many ways, but not, I fear, a happy one."
+
+Dodeth nodded silently. Now that the decision had been made, he felt
+rather bad about it. Something in him rebelled at the thought of a
+species becoming extinct, no matter how great the need. He wondered
+if it would be possible for the biologists and the geneticists to
+trace the evolution of the animal. He hoped so. At least they deserved
+that much.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dodeth Pell delayed returning to his own city; he wanted to wait until
+the final results had been brought in before he returned to his
+duties. The delay turned out to be a little longer than he
+expected--much longer, in fact. The communicator in his temporary room
+buzzed, and when he answered, Wygor's voice came to him, a rush of
+excited words that didn't make any sense at all at first. And when it
+did make sense he didn't believe it.
+
+"What?" he squealed. "_What?_"
+
+"I said," Wygor repeated, "that the report has come back from the
+pesticide column! They've found no trace of any such animal as we've
+described! They're nowhere to be found, in or near the clearing!"
+
+"I think," said Dodeth very calmly, "that I'll take a little trip over
+to the Brightside and take up permanent residence there. It's going to
+be pretty hot for me around here before long."
+
+And he cut the connection without waiting for Wygor's answer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The armored car jounced across the grassland at high speed. Behind it,
+two more cars followed, each taking care not to run exactly in the
+tracks of the one ahead, so that there would be as little damage as
+possible done to the grass.
+
+In the lead car, Dodeth Pell watched the forest loom nearer, wondering
+what sort of madness he would find there this time. Beside him, the
+Eldest Keeper dozed gently, in the way that only the very young or the
+very old can doze. It was just as well; Dodeth didn't feel much like
+talking.
+
+This time, as they approached the clearing, he didn't bother to tell
+the car to stop two miles away. If the animals were gone, there was no
+point in being cautious. All through the wooded area, he could see
+occasional members of the pesticide robots. He told the car to stop at
+the base of the little rise that he used before as a vantage point.
+Then, without further preliminaries, he got out of the car and marched
+up the slope to take a look at the clearing. Overhead, the burning
+spark of the Yellow Sun cast its pale radiance over the landscape.
+
+At the ridge, he stopped suddenly and ducked his head. Then he grabbed
+his field glasses and took a good look.
+
+The animals had built themselves a few crude-looking shelters out of
+the logs, but he hardly noticed that.
+
+There were four of the animals, in plain sight, standing guard!
+
+The others were obviously inside the rude huts, asleep!
+
+Great galloping fungus blight! Was he out of his mind? What was going
+on around here? Couldn't the robots _see_ the beasts?
+
+"That's very odd," said the voice of the Eldest Keeper in puzzled
+tones. "I thought the robots said they'd gone away. Lend me your field
+glasses."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+As he handed the powerful glasses over to the Keeper, who had followed
+him up the hill, Dodeth said: "I'm glad you can see them. I thought
+maybe my brain had been short-circuited."
+
+"I can see them," said the Eldest Keeper, peering through the glasses.
+Then he handed them back to Dodeth. "Let's get back down to the car. I
+want to find out what's going on around here."
+
+At the car, the Eldest Keeper just scowled for a moment, looking very
+worried. By this time, the other two cars had pulled up nearby,
+discharging their cargo of two more Keepers apiece. While the Eldest
+Keeper talked in low tones with his colleagues, Dodeth stalked over to
+one of the pesticide robots who was prowling nearby.
+
+"Found anything useful?" he asked sarcastically, knowing that sarcasm
+was useless on a robot.
+
+"I'm not looking for anything useful, sir. I'm looking for the animals
+we are supposed to destroy."
+
+"You come over and tell the Eldest Keeper that," Dodeth said.
+
+"Yes, sir," the robot agreed promptly, rolling along beside Dodeth as
+he returned to where the Keepers were waiting.
+
+"What's going on here?" the Eldest demanded curtly of the robot. "Why
+haven't you destroyed the animals?"
+
+"Because we can't find them, sir."
+
+"What's your name?" the Eldest snapped.
+
+"Arike, sir."
+
+"All right, Arike," said the Eldest somewhat angrily. "Stand by for
+orders. You'll repeat them to the other robots, understand?"
+
+"Yes, sir," said the robot.
+
+"All right, then," said the Eldest. "First, you take a run up that
+hill and look into that clearing. You'll see those creatures in there
+all right."
+
+"Yes, sir. I've seen those creatures in there."
+
+The Eldest Keeper exploded. "Then get in there and obey your orders!
+Don't you realize that their very existence threatens the life of all
+of us? They must be eliminated before our whole culture is destroyed!
+Do you understand? Obey!"
+
+"Yes, sir," said the robot. His voice sounded odd, but he spun around
+and went to pass the word on to the other robots. Within minutes, more
+and more of the pesticide robots were swarming towards and into the
+clearing. They could hear rumbling noises from the clearing--low
+grunts that were evidently made by animals who were trapped by the
+encircling robots.
+
+And then there was a vast silence.
+
+Dodeth and the Keepers waited.
+
+Not a shot was fired.
+
+It was as though a great, sound-proof blanket had been flung over the
+whole area.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"What in the Unknown Name of the Universal Motivator is going on
+around here?" said Dodeth in a hushed tone. He wondered how many times
+he had asked himself that.
+
+"We may as well take a look," said the Eldest Keeper.
+
+Two hundred pesticide robots were ranged around the perimeter of the
+clearing, their weapons facing inward. Not a one of them moved.
+
+Inside the circle of machines, the twenty wygorex stood motionless,
+watching the ring of robots. Now and then, one of them gave a deep,
+coughing rumble, but otherwise they made no noise.
+
+Dodeth Pell could stand it no longer. "Robots!" He shouted as loudly
+as he could, his voice shrill with urgency. "I order you to fire!"
+
+It was as though he hadn't said a word. Both robots and wygorex
+ignored him completely.
+
+Dodeth turned and yelled to one of the patrol robots that was
+standing nearby. "You! What's your name?"
+
+"Arvam, sir."
+
+"Arvam, can you tell what it is those things have done to the robots?"
+
+"They haven't done anything, sir."
+
+"Then why don't the robots fire as they've been told?" Dodeth didn't
+want to admit it, even to himself, but he was badly frightened. He had
+never heard of a robot behaving this way before.
+
+"They can't, sir."
+
+"They _can't_? Don't they realize that if those things aren't killed,
+we may all die?"
+
+"I didn't know that," said the patrol robot. "If we do not kill them,
+then you may be killed, and you have ordered us to kill them, but if
+we obey your orders, then we will kill them, and that will mean that
+you won't be killed, but they will, so we can't do that, but if we
+don't then you _will_ be killed, and we must obey, and that means we
+must, but we can't, but if we don't we will, and we can't so we must
+but we can't but if we don't you will so we must but we can't but
+we--" He kept repeating it over and over again, on and on and on.
+
+"Stop that!" snapped Dodeth.
+
+But the robot didn't even seem to hear.
+
+Dodeth was really frightened now. He looked back at the five keepers
+and scuttled toward them.
+
+"What's wrong with the robots?" he asked shrilly. "They've never
+failed us before!"
+
+The Elder Keeper looked at him. "What makes you think they've failed
+us now?" he asked softly.
+
+Dodeth gaped speechlessly. The Eldest didn't seem to be making any
+more sense than the patrol robot had.
+
+"No," the Keeper went on, "they haven't failed us. They have served us
+well. They have pointed out to us something which we have failed to
+see, and, in doing so, have saved us from making a catastrophic
+error."
+
+"I don't understand," said Dodeth.
+
+"I'll explain," the Elder Keeper said, "but first go over to that
+patrol robot and tell him quietly that the situation has changed.
+Tell him that we are no longer in any danger from the wygorex. Then
+bring him over here."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dodeth did as he was told, without understanding at all.
+
+"I still don't understand, sir," he said bewilderedly.
+
+"Dodeth, what would happen if I told Arvam, here, to fire on you?"
+
+"Why ... why, he'd _refuse_."
+
+"Why should he?"
+
+"Because I'm _human_! That's the most basic robot command."
+
+"I don't know," the Eldest said, eying Dodeth shrewdly. "You might not
+be a human. You might be a snith. You _look_ like a snith."
+
+Dodeth swallowed the insult, wondering what the Eldest meant.
+
+"Arvam," the Eldest Keeper said to the robot, "doesn't he look like a
+snith to you?"
+
+"Yes, sir," Arvam agreed.
+
+Dodeth swallowed that one, too.
+
+"Then how do you know he _isn't_ a snith, Arvam?"
+
+"Because he behaves like a human, sir. A snith does not behave like a
+human."
+
+"And if something does behave like a human, what then?"
+
+"Anything that behaves like a human is human, sir."
+
+Dodeth suddenly felt as though his eyes had suddenly focused after
+being unfocused for a long time. He gestured toward the clearing. "You
+mean those ... those _things_ ... are ... _human_?"
+
+"Yes sir," said Arvam solidly.
+
+"But they don't even _talk_!"
+
+"Pardon me for correcting you sir, but they do. I cannot understand
+their speech, but the pattern is clearly recognizable as speech. Most
+of their conversation is carried on in tones of subsonic frequency, so
+your ears cannot hear it. Apparently, your voices are supersonic to
+them."
+
+"Well, I'll be fried," said Dodeth. He looked at the Elder Keeper.
+"That's why the robots reported they couldn't find any _animal_ of
+that description in the vicinity."
+
+"Certainly. There weren't any."
+
+"And we were so fooled by their monstrous appearance that we didn't
+pay any attention to their actions," said Dodeth.
+
+"Exactly."
+
+"But this makes the puzzle even _worse_," said Dodeth. "How could such
+a creature evolve?"
+
+"Look!" interrupted one of the other Keepers, pointing. "Up there in
+the sky!"
+
+All eyes turned toward the direction the finger pointed.
+
+It was a silvery speck in the sky that moved and became larger.
+
+"I don't think they're from our World at all," said the Eldest Keeper.
+He turned to the patrol robot. "Arvam, go down and tell the pesticide
+robots that there is no danger to us. They're still confused, and I
+have a feeling that the humans in that ship up there might not like it
+if we are caught pointing guns at their friends."
+
+As Arvam rolled off, Dodeth said "Another World?"
+
+"Why not?" asked the Eldest. "The Moon, after all, is another World,
+smaller than ours, to be sure, and airless, but still another World.
+We haven't thought too much about other Worlds because we have our own
+World to take care of. But there was a time, back in the days of the
+builders of the surface cities, when our people dreamed such things.
+But our Moon was the only one close enough, and there was no point in
+going to a place which is even more hellish than our Brightside.
+
+"But suppose the Yellow Sun also has a planet--or maybe even one of
+the more distant suns, which are hardly more than glimmers of light.
+They came, and they landed a few of their party to make a small
+clearing. Then the ship went somewhere else--to the dark side of our
+Moon, maybe, I don't know. But they were within calling range, for the
+ship was called as soon as trouble appeared.
+
+"We don't know anything about them yet, but we will. And we've got to
+show them that we, too, are human. We have a job ahead of us--a job of
+communication.
+
+"But we also have a great future if we handle things right."
+
+Dodeth watched the ship, now grown to a silvery globe of tremendous
+size, drift slowly downward toward the clearing. He felt an inward
+glow of intense anticipation, and he fidgeted impatiently as he waited
+to see what would happen next.
+
+He rippled a stomp.
+
+
+THE END
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
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