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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Tales of the Wonder Club, Volume III, by
+M. Y. Halidom (pseud. Dryasdust)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: Tales of the Wonder Club, Volume III
+
+Author: M. Y. Halidom (pseud. Dryasdust)
+
+Release Date: July 14, 2011 [EBook #36731]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TALES OF THE WONDER CLUB ***
+
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+Produced by Greg Weeks and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
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+
+ [Illustration: THE ABDUCTION]
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: THE FIRE]
+
+
+
+ TALES OF
+ THE WONDER CLUB.
+
+ BY
+ DRYASDUST.
+
+ VOL. III.
+
+ ILLUSTRATED BY
+ JOHN JELLICOE and VAL PRINCE,
+ AFTER DESIGNS BY THE AUTHOR.
+
+ HARRISON & SONS, 59, PALL MALL,
+ _Booksellers to the Queen and H.R.H. the Prince of Wales._
+
+ _All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ PRINTED BY A. HUDSON AND CO.,
+ 160 WANDSWORTH ROAD, S.W.
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+ THE ABDUCTION _Frontispiece_
+ THE FIRE _Title Page_
+ THE CURIOSITY SHOP _Preface_
+ THE GIPSY QUEEN 389
+ THE DUEL 603
+ THE QUAKER 658
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THE CURIOSITY SHOP]
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE TO VOL. III.
+
+
+Before taking leave of his readers, the author would inform them that at
+the commencement of these "Tales," the earlier ones dating some thirty
+years back, nothing was further from his intentions than rushing into
+print, although repeatedly persuaded to do so by certain well-meaning
+friends, who from time to time were permitted to peruse the hidden MSS.
+The tales, nearly all of them, were written when the author was living
+abroad, and to beguile a period of enforced idleness, which otherwise
+would have been intolerable.
+
+Never in his wildest dreams did he meditate inflicting them on the
+public mind. Partly, it may be, that he thought with Lord Tennyson, that
+"fame is half disfame," and that "in making many books there is no end,"
+as Solomon teaches. Or it may be that he didn't care to augment that
+already numerous class who are said "to rush on where angels fear to
+tread." However this might be, time passed and the tales began to
+accumulate, when the author conceived the idea of stringing them
+together in a decameron, and later still of illustrating them with his
+own designs. Still years rolled on, and the tales, long abandoned, were
+consigned to the limbo of a mysterious black box, where they remained
+all but forgotten till many years later.
+
+"Why on earth don't you publish them?" was the constant cry of those few
+who were taken into the writer's confidence.
+
+The author answered by a modest shrug of self-depreciation, and still
+the unfinished MSS. lay at the bottom of the black box. The fact was
+that a weight of inertia oppressed him, added to a total lack of
+experience in business matters of this kind, which prevented him from
+taking the first step. He recoiled from the thought of calling on a
+publisher and presenting his own MSS., and being occupied in other ways
+besides writing, he begrudged the time lost in hunting up printers,
+publishers, and engravers, together with all the delays _contretemps_,
+and disappointments attendant on red tape.
+
+What he wanted was a factotum, "an all round man," who would take, so to
+speak, the dirty work off his hands. Where was such a man to be found?
+He knew of none. The author is a man of unusually retired habits, and
+associates with but few of his kind. By proclaiming his want openly,
+doubtless, many would have presented themselves for the task, but in
+matters of this sort a certain amount of intimacy with the person
+employed seems to be necessary; at least, so the author thought, and
+thus time rolled on, and the "Tales" were no nearer publication than
+they were years ago, and might still have remained in this state for
+years longer but for an unforeseen incident. One morning, whilst taking
+a constitutional in a neighbouring suburb, the author's attention was
+attracted by a strange-looking stringed instrument of undoubted
+antiquity, in the window of an old curiosity shop. He would enquire the
+price of it. The proprietor, a weasel-faced little man, with a polished
+bald head, foxy beard streaked with grey, and a nose rather red at the
+tip, stood at the door of his shop. His ferret eyes spotted a customer.
+
+"What is the price of that instrument?"
+
+"One guinea."
+
+"I'll take it. Wrap it up in paper."
+
+"Right you are, sir. Good morning, sir. Thank you."
+
+And off trudged the author with this new acquisition to his collection
+of curios.
+
+Little did he imagine at the time what an important part this same
+weasely little man was destined to play in the drama of his every day
+life. Soon after this a second visit was paid to the shop. It was a
+strange place, choked with odd lumber, where any curio might be
+obtained, from a mermaid to a mummy. A stuffed crocodile hung in the
+window. There were cases of stuffed birds and animals, dummies in
+costume, old pictures, antique furniture, armour, weapons, coins, and
+postage stamps. A third and fourth visit succeeded, and after almost
+every visit the author's collection was enriched by some new curio. At
+length, so frequent became these visits to the curio shop, that hardly a
+day passed without the author putting in an appearance. Some two years
+may thus have passed away, during which time the author had ample
+opportunity of studying this human weasel. He learned that he was a
+bum-bailiff, a commission agent, etc., ready to undertake any odd job
+for money.
+
+Here, then, at last, was the very man. The author accordingly propounded
+his plan of publishing the "Tales." That weasel nose sniffed business.
+With alacrity he seized the MSS., and donning a new top hat, which he
+did whenever he desired to create an impression of respectability, he
+climbed to the top of a 'bus, and was soon landed in the thick of our
+metropolis. From that time all has been comparatively plain sailing.
+"_Ce n' est que le premier pas qui coûte_," and cost it did, readers,
+you may be certain of that.
+
+ THE AUTHOR.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THE GIPSY QUEEN]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+THE GIPSY QUEEN.--MR. BLACKDEED'S NEW PLAY.
+
+
+It was Monday morning. Our members assembled as usual at the breakfast
+table, after which the host entered with the newspaper, to show his
+guests an account of some political event of great importance. The
+appearance of a newspaper in the club was a thing of great rarity, as we
+have already hinted that politics were only permitted occasionally on
+sufferance. As Mr. Oldstone was commonly looked up to as the head of the
+club, if not altogether on account of his age, still as one who was most
+rigid against any infringement of discipline and decorum, each member
+glanced timidly towards this worthy, as if to ask his consent and
+absolution, which having given with a solemn nod of his head, the other
+members seized with eagerness the mystic folio, and having spread it out
+upon the table, huddled one behind the other to get the first look at
+its contents.
+
+As for our artist, he had "metal more attractive," as Mr. Blackdeed
+might have observed. Nothing would satisfy him but a good long sitting
+from his enchantress, Helen. So stealing from the company, engrossed as
+they were with their politics, he retired to his chamber, where he set
+his palette; and, placing Helen's portrait on the easel, he called his
+model, who came without much pressing, and having placed her in the old
+carved high-backed chair, he commenced work. The portrait waxes apace.
+Our host's daughter is in her very best looks. The painter's hand is
+inspired not merely by the love of art--great, though that love
+undoubtedly is with all artists--but spurred on by another, perhaps more
+powerful feeling, which lends such temper to our artist's ordinary
+faculties, as to render the painter himself, a rare occurrence, utterly
+amazed at his own powers. The first hour passes away like five minutes.
+Scarce a word has been spoken on either side. To those who feel they
+love, few words are necessary, and in many cases, perhaps the fewer the
+better. This was a case in point. Our couple loved. Why should we deny
+it? How futile, indeed, for lovers themselves to deny it to the world?
+How utterly hopeless a task it is for lovers to attempt to conceal their
+love one for the other, even _when_ they intend to do so! Murder will
+out sooner or later. In this, as in many other cases, love given vent to
+in words could be productive of no good to either party; and, therefore,
+as we said before, the fewer words spoken, the better.
+
+But what do I say? Will nature be subdued by mere obstinate silence?
+Will not the trampled down heart rebel and burst its fetters, seeking an
+outlet in the powerful upheavings of the breast; the electric flashes
+of the impassioned eye that the strongest efforts of our feeble will in
+vain endeavour to render cold and indifferent; the involuntary blush,
+the haggard cheek, the pensive look; the smothered sigh--have they no
+language? Nay, your very silence speaks for itself. Oh, youth! if you
+would hide your passion, do so by flight, there is no other way.
+
+This is what McGuilp felt. As for Helen, poor child, her virgin heart
+was a stranger to the tender passion. She had heard of love, but just
+heard of it vaguely as the world speaks of it, without being able to
+realise its power. She would have been incapable of analysing her own
+feelings, but a mysterious languishing softness welled forth from her
+large blue eyes, which whispered to the painter's heart things that it
+dare not acknowledge to her own. Strange, awful, mysterious passion;
+instilling thy subtle poison into the veins of thy willing victims.
+Merciless poisoned dart! Swift as thou art deep, inextricable as thou
+art unerring--who can escape thee?
+
+But let us leave the enamoured couple to themselves for a while. Far be
+it from us to play the spy upon their actions, and let us return to the
+club-room, where the members, having exhausted their newspaper, are
+interrupted in the midst of a political discussion by an authorative
+thump on the table from Mr. Oldstone, who reminds the company that Mr.
+Blackdeed has not yet discharged his debt to the club--viz., the recital
+of his new play, that he had just finished preparing for the stage.
+
+"Ay, ay, the play, the play!" shouted several voices.
+
+"Now then. Blackdeed," said Parnassus, "the play is the thing, you
+know."
+
+Our dramatist, with some show of modest reluctance, or, as Mr Parnassus
+observed, "with sweet reluctant amorous delay," produced his manuscript
+from his ample pocket, inwardly, nothing loath to declaim his late
+effusion before the august assembly, seated himself with an air of
+dignity, and having waited till the whole club was fairly settled, and
+all attention, he thus began:
+
+
+
+THE GIPSY QUEEN.
+
+
+DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.
+
+ DON DIEGO.
+ DON SILVIO.
+ DON PASCUAL, son of Don Diego, in love with Inez.
+ PEDRO, servant to Don Silvio.
+ JUAN, servant to Don Diego.
+ DON ALFONSO, friend to Don Pascual, and student of Salamanca.
+ DONNA INEZ, only daughter of Don Silvio.
+ DONNA RODRIGUEZ, nurse to Donna Inez.
+ LADY ABBESS, sister to Don Silvio.
+ GIPSY QUEEN, Pepa.
+ MIGUEL, a Priest.
+
+ Another Priest, Gipsies, Soldiers, Guests, Attendants, and Populace.
+
+ The Scene is laid in Spain in the mountains of Grenada. In Scene III.
+ of Act I., in Salamanca.
+
+
+
+ACT I.
+
+
+SCENE I.--_Study of Don Silvio, with large open window, through which is
+seen the castle of Don Diego on the opposite mountain peak. Don Silvio
+is discovered at a table covered with books, papers, and scientific
+instruments. Strewn about the floor and on shelves are various objects
+of natural science. Don Silvio closes a book he has been reading and
+advances._
+
+ D. SIL. In vain the consolations of deep science,
+ The chiding voice of grave philosophy,
+ To wean us from our earthly fond affections,
+ When once deep-rooted in our bosom's core.
+ Paternal love, surviving youthful passion,
+ As autumn's deep'ning tints the summer's green,
+ Remains mature till the cold wintry blast
+ Of death hath scattered its last quivering leaf,
+ And driven us, whither? I have a daughter,
+ Than whom no saint in heaven purer is.
+ Fair and virtuous Inez! Sole object left
+ Me now to love on earth of all my kin.
+ An old man's pride, and only legacy
+ Of my late spouse, the sainted Dorothea.
+ Who, giving birth to this fair angel, left,
+ After ten years of childless married life,
+ This, my poor helpless babe, but in exchange
+ For her own precious self. Long unconsoled
+ For this, my doleful loss, I sought once more
+ Relief from sorrow in those studies deep,
+ Abandoned since my manhood's prime, when I
+ In Salamanca's university,
+ Did strive for honors, my child consigning
+ To a certain faithful old retainer,
+ The good Rodriguez, who in lieu of mother
+ Did rear the tender babe until it grew
+ To years maturer, when I thought it fit
+ To rescue her from out the hands of one
+ Who, whatsoe'er her care maternal be,
+ Is yet too full of vanity to make
+ A good instructress to my only child,
+ Whom I designed to educate in mode
+ Far different from that in which Rodriguez
+ And all her worldly tribe would seek to do.
+ With this my aim in view, I took the child
+ Away from home whilst yet her mind was tender,
+ And placing her under my sister's care,
+ The Lady Abbess of Saint Ursula--
+ A convent distant thirty miles from hence--
+ I left her until she should reach such age
+ As maidens having made due preparations
+ Are deemed fit to marry. Scarce sixteen
+ Is now my daughter Inez; far too young
+ To face without a guide the many wiles
+ And dire temptations of this giddy world;
+ I fain would keep her longer there, but then,
+ Then comes the thought that harasses my soul.
+ Having in youth squandered my patrimony,
+ Wasting my substance that I might procure
+ Expensive books and likewise instruments
+ I needed in the fond pursuits of science,
+ In gratifiying literary tastes,
+ And other fancies, thus I soon became
+ Deeply indebted to my richer neighbour,
+ The valiant Don Diego, who, much loath
+ To see an old house ruined, hath full oft
+ From time to time with liberal hand advanced
+ Such sums as I could ne'er hope to repay.
+ This knew he, too, full well, and having seen
+ Once my little daughter at the castle,
+ And fancying much her beauty, thereupon
+ Did make what he then doubtless did consider
+ An offer fair and not to be refused
+ By me, a desperate man--his debtor, too--
+ An offer, namely, for my daughter's hand
+ When she should have attained her sixteenth year;
+ And this he gave me well to understand
+ Would be the only way that he'd consent
+ To counsel all my former debts to him;
+ Refusing this, I knew th' alternative.
+ Don Diego is a soldier fierce and proud
+ As he is courageous, stern and merciless
+ Towards those who thwart his will. What could I do?
+ Unable to pay and in his power,
+ Groaning 'neath a sense of obligation;
+ Allured, too, perhaps, by prospects flattering
+ In worldly sense to her, a poor man's daughter,
+ I e'en consented. In an evil hour
+ I gave my word to friend Diego,
+ A man of my own years, whose castle stands
+ Upon the opposite peak. Behold it.
+ A man, I say, who might be her grandsire;
+ Nor is it mere disparity of years
+ That makes the gap to gape between the pair.
+ Besides his age, and now decaying health,
+ Don Diego all his youth has led a life
+ The most licentious. Rumours strange and wild
+ Are busy with his name, for it is known
+ That he esteems the holy love of woman
+ But as a flower to pluck and cast aside.
+ He hath no reverence for religious rites,
+ And thinks of matrimony but as a bond,
+ Of all bonds easiest broke. With thoughts like these
+ How shall it fare then with my poor daughter
+ When once the knot is tied? His temper then
+ Is stern and imperious, blunt and rude.
+ Accustomed to command, he reigns alone
+ Amidst a flattering troup of followers,
+ Like petty tyrant, treating men as serfs.
+ In boasting moods he vaunts of ancestry
+ Who never thwarted were in lust or hate,
+ And to this man shall I consign my daughter?
+ No, no, it was an evil hour when I
+ O'er hastily did consent to sacrifice
+ My lovely Inez, purest of her sex,
+ To this man's savage and rapacious lust.
+ Repentance came too late, for he doth hold
+ Me still to my promise, and all in vain
+ Are pleadings of my daughter's tender age.
+ The promise of her hand at some time hence,
+ When she to riper womanhood hath grown,
+ Excuse or promise unavailing both,
+ For he, with military punctilio
+ And lustful hot impatience, doth demand
+ Her hand at once, and will brook no delay.
+ He called on me of late, and from his mien
+ I saw there was but little left to hope.
+ A father's tears, as ever, failed to soften
+ His all too stubborn nature, and at length
+ He threatened me with ruin or with death
+ And forcible abduction of my daughter
+ If on a certain day ('tis now at hand)
+ I gave not him my daughter for his wife.
+ As yet my child knows nothing of this plan,
+ But now the time draws near when she must know.
+ How can I face my daughter? How can I
+ With humble, piteous whine, say, "Inez,
+ Thy father is ruined, an thou heed him not?
+ Save him by the sacrifice of thyself."
+ Or else, with imperious and austere brow,
+ Say, "Inez, I command thee as a father
+ To wed the man I've chosen thee--Don Diego.
+ Obedience is a filial duty, and
+ Thy father better knows what's for thy good
+ Than thou thyself. At once prepare, obey!"
+ Or should I, contrary to precepts taught
+ Once by myself when she was yet a child,
+ When I have preached 'gainst vanities and pomps,
+ Empty frivolities and lust of greed,
+ Can I now plead thus, and say, "Daughter mine,
+ Behold what a grand thing it is to be
+ One of the great ones of the earth, and move
+ For ever midst the gay and high-born throng
+ Of lords and ladies without care or pain,
+ With means at hand to gratify each wish,
+ To live the mistress of a noble castle,
+ With serfs at thy command, with gold, with jewels,
+ Dress at thy caprice, and hear around thee
+ Ravishing strains of music in thy halls;
+ Thy gardens, parks, and pleasure grounds rivalling
+ Those of the noblest peers, exciting envy
+ Of all thy neighbours, and this, yes, all this,
+ Thou hast but to reach out thy hand to take;
+ Accept the old Don Diego for thy spouse,
+ His castle's thine, and all that therein is;
+ Don't be a fool and throw this chance away
+ Because, forsooth, he's old, somewhat infirm,
+ Unfair to view, irascible and stern,
+ And recklessly give up thy giddy heart
+ To some young spendthrift, all because he's fair;
+ Throw not such a glorious chance away,
+ But make thy father's fortune and thine own?"
+ Is this the strain that I could use to her
+ After my virtuous lessons and wise saws?
+ Could she not answer, "Father, is it thou--
+ Thou who dids't ever counsel me to shun
+ The whispered words of gallants with the wiles
+ And impious vanities of this base world,
+ Dids't inculcate obedience, filial love,
+ As primary virtues ever with the young?
+ Was it that I might blindly, passively
+ Submit my will to thine? Shunning fresh youth;
+ That at thy bidding I might give my hand,
+ Loathing, yet passively, unto a man
+ Whose years do full quadruple mine, and all
+ Because this man has wealth and I have none?
+ Is this thy virtue, father? This the end
+ Of all thy teachings, that I should become
+ The minion, yes, the minion of a dotard?"
+ And would she not be right? Could I look up
+ Into her angel's face unblushingly,
+ And with a base hypocrisy reply,
+ "My child, 'tis for thy good. Such is the world."
+ Would she believe me? Would she not despise
+ Me and my words, see through my selfishness?
+ Yet what to do I know not. I am lost.
+ Would not the world itself proclaim me base?
+ Would not the mockers say, "Behold the sage,
+ The philosophic, wise Don Silvio,
+ He who despises wealth and this world's pomp,
+ Yet sells his daughter for Don Diego's gold?"
+ Thus run I counter both to God and man,
+ And mine own conscience. Crushing my child's heart
+ That I might save my own grey head from ruin.
+ Help me, ye saints! for I have need of guidance. [_Kneeling._
+ Soul of my blest departed Dorothea!
+ Assist me with thy counsels, and send down
+ From that high heaven where thou in peace doth dwell
+ A blessing on thy daughter and her sire;
+ It cannot, sure, be that our Inez shall
+ Unwillingly and loathingly consent
+ To wed a vicious dotard for his gold. [_Rising._
+ Time wanes, and with my part I must go through;
+ Then, as to the rest, let heaven think on't.
+ I know not if I meditate aright;
+ Nay, I know I am wrong, but I've no choice.
+ Hola! Rodriguez!--Rodriguez, I say!
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ.
+
+ How now, Rodriguez, did'st not hear me call?
+
+ ROD. Indeed, my lord, I came as soon as I
+ Did hear you, but it may be that of late
+ I have grown a little hard of hearing;
+ Rodriguez now is getting old. How many
+ Years is it I have served your lordship here?
+
+ D. SIL. Cease thy prating tongue, and now lend thine ear.
+
+ ROD. I'm all attention, good my lord, proceed.
+
+ D. SIL. Well then, here is a letter I have written
+ To thy young mistress, bidding her return
+ With fullest speed to the paternal roof.
+
+ ROD. What! my young mistress Inez coming home
+ After full five years' stay within the walls,
+ The gloomy walls, of grim St. Ursula!
+ Poor soul! she'll scarce remember old Rodriguez.
+ How I long to see her! How she'll have grown.
+ Time will have wrought great changes. But a child
+ She was when first she left her father's hall,
+ And now returns a woman. Pretty dear!
+ Shall I ever forget how she did cry
+ At leaving me? For you must know, Señor,
+ That ever with a mother's tender care
+ I've cherished her as were she child of mine,
+ And she, sweet soul, ne'er having known her mother,
+ Looked for no other mother than myself.
+ And mother she would call me when a babe,
+ Until she grew and first began to learn
+ The death of your good lady Dorothea--
+ Peace be to her soul, the dear sweet lady--
+ Then she learned to call me Nurse Rodriguez.
+ Dear little soul! When I did see her last
+ She had her mother's brow, her mother's hair,
+ Her eyes, too, and her tiny foot and hand;
+ Her smile was all her mother's, yet methinks
+ Something about the nose and mouth and chin
+ Was from your lordship. How I wonder now
+ If she be changed, if she do remember
+ How I was wont to dance her on my knee
+ To still her cries with sweets, and how she'd ask
+ Me to tell her all about her mother--
+ How she looked and spoke, and how she dressed?
+ I told her all I knew. What I knew not
+ That straight I did invent to please the child,
+ And oftimes on a chilly wintry night
+ Of storm and tempest, when the lightning's flash
+ Lit up with lurid glare the outward gloom,
+ And the loud thunder, like to wake the dead,
+ Shook the old castle walls to their foundation,
+ On such nights as these, when sleep would desert
+ Her downy pillow, I would lift her thus,
+ And wrapping her up in my ample shawl,
+ I'd draw her to the fire. Then, whilst the warmth
+ Of the genial element diffused
+ Itself throughout the chamber, rendering
+ By the contrast of the black storm without
+ Its growing blaze more grateful, then would I
+ Beguile the night with tales of ghosts and ghouls,
+ Of elves and fairies, and hobgoblins grim,
+ Of witches, wizards, vampires, dwarfs, and giants,
+ Pirates, brigands, and unburied corpses,
+ Whose restless spirits, ever hovering near,
+ Render the place accursed, and bring ill
+ To happen unto those who wander there.
+ Wraiths and doubles, and corpse candles glim'ring
+ O'er unhallowed graves. Of secret murders,
+ Of spells, enchantment, and of hidden treasure,
+ Fights of knights and dragons, Christian damsels
+ Rescued from Moorish captors by their lovers,
+ Tales of the Inquisition and its tortures,
+ Of dungeons dark and drear, and skeletons
+ Found bleak and bare, laden with rusty chains
+ That ever and anon at midnight's hour
+ Were heard to move and shake, with many a tale
+ Of the wild gipsy tribes that roam these mountains,
+ Of haunted houses and weird palaces,
+ That at the magician's word sink 'neath the ground,
+ Of devils and of fiends--
+
+ D. SIL. And all the lore
+ That gossips love to frighten children with.
+ Wretch and most wicked beldam! Is it thus
+ By giving reins to thine accursed tongue
+ That thou hast sought to poison my child's mind?
+ Is this why every eve when it grew dark
+ I've seen her shudder and look o'er her shoulder?
+ Why she would never enter a dark room?
+ Why, as I've watched beside her tiny crib,
+ I've seen her start in sleep with stifled sob?
+ When I have watched her wan and haggard cheek,
+ Her thoughtful mien, her dreamy vacant stare,
+ Until I've fancied her in a decline,
+ And feared she would not long be left to cheer
+ My gloomy hearth; then was it this, I say,
+ Thy foolish wicked lies, torturing thus
+ Her tender infant brain? I say, for shame!
+ In good time I rescued her from thy hands.
+
+ ROD. I'm sure my lord, I've always sought to--
+
+ D. SIL. Hush!
+ And give me no more of thy silly prate,
+ I've some affairs on hand, and must away,
+ O'er long thou hast detained me with thy cant.
+ Here, take this note, bid Pedro start at once
+ And bear this safely to my daughter there,
+ For to-night at the hostel he must sleep,
+ To-morrow early he must start towards home,
+ Accompanying my daughter by the way. [_Going._
+
+ ROD. My lord, I'll see to't.
+
+ D. SIL. And hark! Rodriguez,
+ There's one thing I would caution you against.
+
+ ROD. And that is, my lord?
+
+ D. SIL. And that is, I say,
+ That when my daughter home arrives to-morrow,
+ You fill not her head with foolish stories
+ And antiquated superstitions.
+ Above all, talk to her not of gallants,
+ Of tournaments, elopements, serenades,
+ Or anecdotes of thine own frivolous life.
+
+ RON. My lord! my lord!
+
+ D. SIL. Once for all, I repeat,
+ Detail not all the follies of thy youth;
+ Talk to her not of dress or finery,
+ Nor all the gilded pageantries of courts,
+ Or such like vanities; and now, adieu,
+ I must go hence. Think well of what I've said. [_Exit._
+
+ ROD. (_Alone._) Poor, poor gentleman, I fear he's going;
+ He's growing old now, is my poor master,
+ And folks when they grow old are ever childish.
+ He ne'er has been the same since the departure
+ Of my poor mistress, Lady Dorothea.
+ What said he about my frivolous life?
+ Who can cast a stone at Dame Rodriguez?
+ Oh, his head's gone; that's very clear, alas!
+ _My_ life! 'Twere well he thought about his own,
+ Spent here mid dusty books and parchments old,
+ With dirty bottles and queer instruments.
+ As no one ever saw the like before.
+ What he does with them, who can understand?
+ Shut up here like a hermit all day long.
+ A plague on him, and all his crotchety ways!
+ Wait till my mistress Inez doth return;
+ She will enliven him, and 'twixt us two,
+ We'll make a clearance of this dusty cell.
+ "Talk to her not of dress!" Poor silly man!
+ Why, how on earth is the poor child to know,
+ Shut up these five years in those convent walls,
+ Of all the latest fashions of the day?
+ How should she dress herself without the aid
+ Of old Rodriguez? See how these men are.
+ Do we live in a world or do we not?
+ I should not do my duty to his child
+ Were I to listen to him. No I must,
+ The instant she arrives, take her in hand.
+ "Talk to her not of gallants!" Why, forsooth?
+ Must the poor child see no society?
+ Is this hall a convent or a desert?
+ Was she not born to marry and to mix
+ With other ladies of her state and rank?
+ How should she find a husband without me?
+ She's growing up now, and has no mother,
+ And as for her poor father, he'd as soon
+ Think of flying as of his daughter's weal.
+ No, no; but I will teach her how to cut
+ A figure in this world as best becomes
+ Her rank and station. I will teach her, too,
+ What colours best become her, and how I,
+ I, Rodriguez, figured once in youth,
+ When I with train of yellow and scarlet silk,
+ And stomacher of green, sleeves of sky-blue,
+ First did meet my Carlos at the bull-fight.
+ I'll teach her how to dress, to use the fan--
+ Thus, also thus, and thus, and how to draw,
+ With well-feigned coyness, the mantilla, thus,
+ Across her face, leaving one eye exposed,
+ And ogle, so, the gallants as they pass.
+ A few good lessons taken from an adept
+ Will soon prepare her for society.
+
+ PEDRO. (_Without._) Rodriguez, Hola! Rodriguez, What ho!
+
+ _Enter_ PEDRO.
+
+ ROD. Donna Rodriguez, an it please you, sir.
+
+ PED. Well then, be it so, Donna Rodriguez,
+ I've just met master coming from the castle,
+ Apparently in no good humour. He
+ Asked me if you'd given me a letter
+ Addressed to Donna Inez at the convent,
+ And bid me thither haste without delay,
+ Threatening me with mine instant dismissal
+ Should Mistress Inez fail to arrive to-morrow,
+ And thus with hasty step and moody brow
+ He passed me by, as if old retainers
+ Had not their privileges, eh? Rodriguez--
+ Donna Rodriguez, I should say. Pardon me.
+
+ ROD. Here is the letter; you had best be off.
+ Stay, Pedro. Did master look so savage?
+
+ PED. Even so.
+
+ ROD. Something must have angered him.
+ Prithee, good Pedro, hast thou not of late
+ Noted a change in poor Don Silvio?
+
+ PED. Faith, I cannot tell. Since I have known him
+ He hath been always the same moody man.
+
+ ROD. But has he not of late seemed more estranged,
+ More dull, more gloomy, just as if there were
+ Something of unusual import that
+ Were hanging o'er him?
+
+ PED. In truth I know not.
+
+ ROD. He sees no company.
+
+ PED. That's nothing new.
+
+ ROD. I mean--save that of that old haughty Don,
+ Old Don Diego from the neighbouring castle,
+ Who ne'er vouchsafes me word, but when he comes
+ Passes me by as the veriest slut,
+ With not so much as "Good-day, Rodriguez,"
+ But asks me sternly if my master's in.
+ His visits have been frequent here of late.
+ What think'st thou is the meaning of all this?
+
+ PED. In faith, I know not, and do not much care.
+
+ ROD. Ha! thou carest not? Come now, good Pedro,
+ Wilt thou that I confide a secret to thee?
+
+ PED. A secret that shall increase my wages,
+ Take more work off my shoulders? Then declare 't;
+ If it be ought else, then keep your secret.
+ I am tired of ever being the slave and drudge
+ Of my old master for such paltry pay.
+ I've served here now some twenty years and more.
+ But matters were not always thus. I've seen
+ The castle walls look handsomer in my day.
+ In Lady Dorothea's time I never
+ Had to wait for my wages, and my suit
+ Was always clean and new. Then were there more
+ Servants in the castle who took near all
+ The work off my hands. Now that they're dismissed
+ The burden of the household falls on me,
+ And the wages, 'stead of waxing more,
+ I have to wait for. I know not how long 'tis
+ I have not seen the colour of his gold.
+ Why, the castle's gone to rack and ruin.
+ I am ashamed to meet my former friends,
+ The well-fed menials of Don Diego's hall,
+ When they with grave and supercilious smile
+ Do thus accost me, "Ha! good man, Pedro,
+ How fares it with thee and thy poor master?
+ Thy suit, methinks, grows musty, like his castle,
+ And, to speak truth, I once have seen thee fatter."
+ Then straight they talk about their master's bounty.
+ "Look how we fare," say they; "an I were thou
+ I'd strike for higher wages or else leave."
+ And all these taunts I have to bear--for what?
+
+ ROD. Well, well, I fare but as yourself; but hark--
+ Something's astir within the castle.
+
+ PED. (_Turning round timidly._) Where?
+
+ ROD. Bah! I mean something's about to happen
+ In this old hall, an I do not mistake.
+ A _change_.
+
+ PED. For the better? Out with it, Rodriguez.
+ Be quick, for with this note I must away. [_Going._
+
+ ROD. Just so; the letter. What think'st thou there's in 't?
+
+ PED. I never play the spy. Money, think you?
+ [_Holding it up to the light._
+
+ ROD. I trow not. I spoke but of it's import.
+
+ PED. Marry, what should it be but just to bid
+ Young Mistress Inez home without delay?
+
+ ROD. Exactly; and canst divine the motive?
+
+ PED. Faith! Perhaps the charges of the convent
+ Have grown too costly for the miser's purse,
+ Or 't may be having stayed there her full time,
+ She now returns unto her father's hall.
+
+ ROD. Not altogether that, for I well know
+ Don Silvio would fain have kept her longer.
+ Hark, Pedro! thou know'st that I've always been
+ A faithful follower of this ancient house,
+ And no time-server as some others are.
+
+ PED. (_Aside._) Humph! That's meant for me. Time-server, forsooth!
+
+ ROD. Ill would 't become a faithful old retainer
+ Not to take interest in her lord's affairs,
+ So with this sense of duty upmost, aye,
+ And marking something most unusual
+ In these frequent visits of Don Diego,
+ Then hearing once his voice in angry tones,
+ And that of our poor master, trembling, meek,
+ I naturally bent my ear until
+ It level stood with the chamber's keyhole.
+
+ PED. Naturally, Donna Rodriguez. Well?
+
+ ROD. Ha! Now you take more interest in my tale.
+ Well, then I heard the whining piteous tones
+ Of our old master's voice in broken sobs.
+ "Think of her tender age, and your own years.
+ Can this disparity between you both,
+ This forced consent on her part, bring to her
+ Ought but unhappiness? Prithee, reflect.
+ Think of a father's feelings, and forbear."
+ "Think of your debts, old man, and of your past,"
+ Now said a sterner voice; "and if you fail
+ To have your daughter all in readiness
+ The next time that I call, so the wedding
+ May be solemnised within my private chapel
+ At whatsoever hour I please, hark ye!
+ I'll sell your ruined castle o'er your head,
+ Drive you houseless into the open air
+ To beg your bread; by force abduct your daughter,
+ And----
+
+ PED. Did he say that?
+
+ ROD. Ay, he did, indeed.
+
+ _Enter_ DON SILVIO _musingly behind--he stops and listens_.
+
+ PED. Why then he'll do 't; that is, if our old lord
+ Do not peaceably give up his daughter.
+
+ ROD. Oh, it's horrible, horrible. Poor child!
+
+ PED. Horrible for us to be turned adrift.
+ Poor child, indeed! the best thing that could hap,
+ I wish the little jade no better luck.
+ The daughter of a threadbare miser. _She_
+ Turn up her nose at such a match as this!
+ I can't think what our master's scruples are
+ To such a union. Luck seems on his side.
+
+ ROD. Hush. You forget her age, the poor dear child
+ Has scarce arrived at puberty, and then
+ Knows nothing of the world, but cometh straight
+ From that old convent without time to taste
+ The sweets of life, or choose from out the crowd
+ Of motley youths who _should_ encompass her
+ One of her choice, befitting more her age
+ Than this grey, grim, and surly Don Diego.
+
+ PED. Don Diego is a proper gentleman.
+ A trifle old, perhaps; so much the better,
+ He will but die the sooner, and so leave
+ Our Inez mistress of his lordly hall.
+ Once left a widow, young and rich, she then
+ May marry any gallant that she likes.
+ First let her fill her mouth and clothe her back,
+ Then indulge her own caprice at leisure.
+ I'm for Don Diego, and will help his plan
+ With all my power.
+
+ ROD. Oh! you men, you men,
+ You're all alike, and have no sentiments.
+ Just such a one is master, who would sell
+ His only child to pay his debts withal.
+
+ PED. Why, how can he help it? Debts must be paid.
+ And when the debt is cancelled in this way
+ I fancy I can see the old miser chuckle
+ To himself at having got off so cheap.
+
+ DON SILVIO _advances in their midst_.
+
+ D. SIL. Discussing matters that concern ye not,
+ Eavesdropping hounds, unmannered miscreants!
+ Is this your duty and your gratitude?
+ Knaves that ye are, and base-born time-servers,
+ Off with ye both! Thou, Pedro, lazy lout,
+ Off to the convent, as I bade thee. Fly!
+ Rouse not my wrath; and thou, thou gossiping hag,
+ Back to thy room and give thy tongue a rest,
+ Else it will swell and choke thee. Would it might.
+
+ [_Exeunt severally Pedro and Rodriguez. Don Silvio throws
+ himself into an armchair, and covers his face with his
+ hands._
+
+
+SCENE II.--_Interior of the Convent of St. Ursula. Inez discovered
+pacing up and down dejectedly._
+
+ INEZ. 'Tis passing strange that all these five long years
+ That I have lived within these convent walls,
+ A stranger to the world without, unless
+ To the narrow limits of our garden.
+ I ne'er remember to have passed a night
+ Like last night was. Most strange and fearful dreams
+ Disturbed my slumber, robbing me of rest;
+ Confused they were, and I can scarce recall
+ Aught of their substance, but methought that I
+ Was caught and roughly handled by rude men
+ With dark ferocious faces. By their dress
+ I should have deemed them gipsies; then methought
+ I saw a female--tall, majestic, old,
+ Or middle-aged, in strange and wild attire,
+ Who spoke to me, and questioned me in proud,
+ Yet calm and kindly accents, and that she
+ Rebuked the ruffians, so that they fell back
+ And did no harm to me; yet still I sat
+ Surrounded by the band, which kept close guard.
+ My fear was very great, so that I think
+ I must have fainted, for I knew no more.
+ It was a dream most unaccountable.
+ My aunt, the Lady Abbess, says that dreams
+ Are sent us oftimes by the saints to warn,
+ Guide, and admonish us. That holy men,
+ Ay, and women, too, have had many things
+ Revealed to them in dreams and visions.
+ Old nurse Rodriguez, too, I can recall,
+ Oft would relate me hers, and would declare
+ They all came true, or bore some hidden sense
+ That none save gifted sybils could explain.
+ And now, although my memory's much confused,
+ Methinks Rodriguez formed part of my dream.
+
+ _Enter_ LADY ABBESS.
+
+ LADY AB. What! Inez, musing--art not well, my child?
+
+ INEZ. I've slept badly, aunt, and have a headache.
+
+ LADY AB. Here's that will cure it.
+
+ INEZ. What! A letter?
+
+ LADY AB. Ay, from thy father; it was hither brought
+ By an old servitor.
+
+ INEZ. The good Pedro?
+
+ LADY AB. I think the same; I've seen his face before.
+ Thou know'st, Inez, that it is my custom
+ To break the seal of all the letters that
+ Come here directed to my novices,
+ To prevent clandestine correspondence;
+ But knowing well my brother's handwriting,
+ And being well informed of the contents
+ By this same Pedro, I deemed it useless.
+ Read it then, dear, thyself.
+
+ INEZ. (_Reads._) "My dearest child,
+ The time has now come round when thou should'st end
+ Thy course of studies at St. Ursula's.
+ It is my wish that thou at once take leave
+ For ever of thy aunt, the Lady Abbess,
+ And without more delay prepare to start
+ In the company of my servant Pedro.
+ See that thou be not tardy, but straightway,
+ Quick after the perusal of these lines,
+ Set off upon thy journey, for I have
+ Much to say to thee. Greet my good sister.
+ Your loving father,
+ Silvio."
+ Dearest aunt,
+ I know not if I should laugh for joy or weep,
+ For, returning home to see my father,
+ I needs must bid farewell to you, who e'er
+ Have been a mother to me.
+
+ LADY AB. Dearest child!
+ I am full loath to part with thee, but still,
+ In obedience to thy father's orders,
+ Thou must not tarry. Take my blessing then,
+ And may the blessed Virgin and the saints
+ Protect thee from all harm upon the road.
+ Kiss me, my Inez, and now straight commence
+ To get thy baggage ready.
+
+ INEZ. And Pedro?
+
+ LADY AB. He is without. I'll call him. What! Pedro.
+
+ _Enter_ PEDRO.
+
+ PED. Gracious Donna Inez, I kiss your hands.
+
+ INEZ. Ah, good Pedro, sure thou scarce knowest me;
+ These many years have wrought a change in us.
+ How leftest thou my father? Well, I hope;
+ And nurse Rodriguez, she, I hope, is well.
+
+ PED. Excellent well, most gracious lady, both.
+
+ INEZ. I'm glad of 't. And thou thyself, good Pedro?
+
+ PED. I thank the Lord, good lady, I'm not worse--
+ I'm getting old.
+
+ LADY AB. That is the fate of all;
+ We cannot aye be young.
+
+ PED. True, good lady.
+
+ INEZ. And now, Pedro, do thou wait here until
+ I shall return. I'll try not to be long;
+ I've my baggage yet to pack, and to say
+ Some words in private to our Lady Abbess
+ [_Exeunt Inez and Lady Abbess._
+
+ PED. Why, how the little wench has grown, i' faith!
+ But I'd have known her anywhere, I would,
+ So strong is the resemblance to her mother--
+ Her voice, her very manner too's the same
+ As Lady Dorothy's when first I knew her.
+ Ah, those were merry days. Would I could live
+ Them o'er again. Let me see. What was it
+ The gipsy beldam told me by the road?
+ Ha! I remember. When about half-way
+ Between the castle and St. Ursula,
+ While jogging through a bleak and bare ravine
+ Upon my mule, and leading on the other,
+ A crone stood in my path--a gipsy crone.
+ I know not how old; but past middle age.
+ Still, from her mien, which was majestic, proud,
+ I think she had been handsome in her youth.
+ "Good morrow, Pedro," said the crone. "Speed well"
+ "Good morrow, Dame," said I. "You know me, then?"
+ "And have done long. Gipsies know everything.
+ Wilt have a proof of it? Wilt know thy fortune?
+ Show me thy palm," she said. "My palm!" said I,
+ "Know thou, good gipsy, I have nought withal
+ To pay thee." "Never mind for that," she said;
+ "I love to gossip with an old retainer.
+ Thy gossip shall repay me. Quick, thy palm."
+ Then tracing with her gaunt and taloned finger
+ A mystic sign across the line of life,
+ "Not always thus, good Pedro, hast thou been.
+ Thou hast a master who but ill repays
+ Thy manifold and useful services.
+ Thou hadst a mistress once, but she is gone;
+ With her decease good luck hath fled the house,
+ But times will change, and luck will reappear,
+ And thou shalt live content to good old age."
+ I recollect no more of what she said,
+ But mighty promises she made of luck.
+ Then straightway she did ask me of my lord--
+ How he fared, and also of Don Diego.
+ "Excellent well," said I, and here I laughed.
+ "Too well, too well, for one with head so white."
+ "How mean'st thou?" she said, with searching gaze.
+ "Why, marry thus!" said I; "they say Don Diego----
+ Hush, but this is a secret (here I winked)
+ That old Don Diego, spite his years, doth think
+ To take to him a young and pretty wife."
+ Here the crone started somewhat, as I thought,
+ And o'er her bronzed features came a flush
+ Like burnished copper, and her eagle eye
+ Flashed as with fire; but in an instant
+ Her cheeks grew ashen pale and her lips trembled.
+ Why I know not; but deeming her unwell,
+ I offered her a sip of wine from out
+ The gourd I carried at my saddle's flank;
+ But she declined. "No wine," saith she, "hath ever
+ Passed my lips since I was born. Shall I
+ Break through my abstinence in hoary age?"
+ Then seeming quite recovered, "Well," she said,
+ "What was it of Don Diego, thou wert saying?
+ Thou saidst, he thought to take to him a wife.
+ Can this be true? Who may the lady be?"
+ Then, mocking her, I said, "Thou knowest all things,
+ Know'st thou not, the lady is our Inez,
+ The daughter of my old lord Don Silvio.
+ Still in her teens, and staying with her aunt,
+ Lady Superior at St Ursula's,
+ From here some fifteen miles, whither I go
+ By order of her father, at full speed
+ To carry back his daughter to his hall?
+ And know'st thou not the wedding day is fixed,
+ And all in readiness, but that our Inez
+ As yet knows nought o't; but that to-morrow,
+ When at eve I bring her to her father,
+ She will soon learn it all, and willy, nilly,
+ Will have to wed the old man for his gold?"'
+ All this I told her. Then she said, "True, true,
+ The stars already have revealed so much;
+ But mark me, Pedro, mark me well, I say,
+ For I know all things. It shall never be
+ It will not happen. The stars forbid it."
+ "What! Don Diego's wedding," said I. "We'll see."
+ And off I trotted till I reached the convent.
+
+ _Re-enter_ LADY ABBESS _and_ INEZ.
+
+ LADY AB. And now, dear Inez, now that all's prepared
+ For thy long homeward journey, one more kiss.
+ Salute thy father, and bear well in mind
+ All I have taught thee. When thou hast arrived
+ Write to me straight to say that thou art safe.
+ Thou, Pedro, do thy duty towards thy charge.
+ And, Inez, love, thou'lt think of me sometimes,
+ And should chance ever bring thee by this way,
+ Thou'lt come and see me, eh? And now farewell.
+ I dare not keep thee longer. Bless thee, Inez.
+ Adieu; the saints protect thee. Go in peace. [_Embracing her._
+
+ INEZ. Farewell, kind aunt, farewell.
+ [_Exeunt Lady Abbess and Inez weeping, Pedro following._
+
+
+
+ACT II.
+
+
+SCENE I.--_A country inn in the Sierra Nevada. A table spread under a
+vine._
+
+ _Enter_ DON ALFONSO _and_ DON PASCUAL.
+
+ D. PAS. Must thou then really leave me and return
+ To Salamanca to resume thy studies?
+ Alas! to think that thou shouldst go alone,
+ And that I dare not bear thee company.
+ Tell me, Alfonso, think'st thou the police
+ Are ever on my track, or else that they
+ Have now given up all strict and diligent search,
+ Some weeks having passed o'er since the fatal deed?
+
+ D. ALF. I would not counsel thee yet to return.
+ Too many rash deeds have been done of late
+ For the law to lie much longer passive;
+ Besides, the man you murdered was a count,
+ A great hidalgo, and of haughty race;
+ His family will leave no stone unturned
+ Until this murdered member is avenged.
+
+ D. PAS. Murdered! say'st thou again? 'Twas in a duel.
+
+ D. ALF. Murder or homicide, 'twill go ill with thee,
+ An thou fall'st in the clutches of the law.
+ In good time thou leftest Salamanca.
+ But live and learn; I did ever tell thee
+ Thou wast over ready with thy weapon.
+ What! For a hasty word said in hot blood
+ Must thou be ever quarte, and tierce, and thrust?
+
+ D. PAS. Hold, friend, but you must know the case was thus--
+ I met Count Pablo----
+
+ D. ALF. I know the story.
+ The count was stern and haughty as thyself,
+ Nor made allowances for others' pride;
+ He could not brook the independent gaze
+ Of one whom, perhaps, he deemed of lower birth;
+ This led to altercation and fierce looks
+ (I own him wrong, for he began the quarrel),
+ But it was thou who wast the first to challenge;
+ And all for a word, too.
+
+ D. PAS. And was that nought?
+ Nought, the being called a gipsy bastard?
+ What! Call'st thou that a trifle? Bastard! Ugh!
+ I swear, that had he been ten times my friend,
+ I would have slain him. Bastard! Gipsy, too!
+ What! Are we Spaniards of so fair a skin
+ That he would have me pale-eyed, flaxen-haired,
+ Like the barbarians of northern climes?
+ May not a Spaniard have an olive skin
+ And jetty eye without being gipsy called?
+ A mystery, I know, hangs o'er my birth;
+ I ne'er knew my parents. Some secret hand
+ Doth forward me remittances at times,
+ That I might be enabled to pursue
+ My studies at the university.
+ I cannot think it is my spurious father,
+ For I do well remember me of one--
+ Indeed, I think that she was not my mother.
+ Although she treated me as her own son--
+ A lady of high rank and ample means,
+ A widow, too, with kind and gentle ways.
+ I knew not then that she was not my mother;
+ But dying when I yet was but a child,
+ I was put early to a seminary.
+ It may be I inherited her fortune,
+ And out of this expenses are disbursed.
+ When young I made no strict inquiries
+ As to my origin. Those around me
+ Told me but little, but I think I heard
+ I was adopted by this widow lady.
+ More I ne'er cared to know, until of late,
+ Being stung by the count's taunt of spurious birth,
+ I challenged him and killed him in a duel.
+ And now I fain would have the myst'ry cleared,
+ E'en should the certain knowledge gall my soul
+ And I in truth should be a gipsy bastard.
+ It may be that he spoke the truth. But how
+ Did he come to know of it? Or, if truth,
+ That truth was spoke in insult, and so ta'en.
+ He who would call me gipsy, let him fear
+ My gipsy blood. Let who would call me bastard
+ Prepare to feel the sting a bastard feels.
+ [_Touching his sword hilt._
+
+ D. ALF. Chafe not thyself; the deed is done. No more
+ Mar not the precious moments of our parting
+ With fiery words, like braggadocio,
+ Or vain lamentings of the fatal past,
+ But let us rather draw unto the table,
+ And o'er a merry flask of Val de Peñas
+ Strive to forget all sorrow.
+
+ D. PAS. So say I; [_Seating themselves at the table._
+ And here's to thy safe journey and return
+ To thy most beloved Salamanca.
+ And here's to the eyes that await thee there.
+ Here's also to the delicate moustache----
+
+ D. ALF. Enough, enough, my friend. Such toasts as these
+ Keep for thyself. I've other ends in view.
+ I have to carve my passage through the world,
+ To which no syren's eyes must be a hindrance.
+ Wish me but success in all my studies.
+
+ D. PAS. Ay, so I do, Alfonso, from my heart.
+
+ D. ALF. As to thyself, Pascual, as it seems
+ Thou art but little formed for study, being
+ Of a too warm and hasty temperament
+ To find much solace in the student's page,
+ Preferring lone rambles and sylvan sports
+ To the uncertain fame a scholar seeks.
+ To thee, and such as thee, the love of woman
+ Thy ardent nature will not fail to find
+ Out of the many one whom thou canst love.
+ May she be virtuous as she is fair,
+ And worthy of thy love as thou of hers.
+
+ D. PAS. I thank thee, but as yet my heart is whole.
+ May I dare hope yet that a time may come
+ When a woman's love and a happy home
+ To thee may not be all contemptible.
+ Heigho!
+
+ D. ALF. Thou sighest. Sure thou art in love.
+
+ D. PAS. Not so, my friend, not yet.
+
+ D. ALF. Then wherefore sigh?
+
+ D. PAS. Thou hast awoke strange mem'ries in my mind--
+ Events long past that I'd but all forgot.
+ 'Tis nothing, thou'lt say--mere childish fancy.
+ Prithee, friend Alfonso, tell me one thing.
+ Dost really think I come of gipsy blood?
+
+ D. ALF. What! Is it there the shoe still pinches? Ha!
+ Fill up another bumper of this wine
+ And wash down the word, else it will choke thee.
+
+ D. PAS. Nay, I am serious, and would have thy word.
+ Tell me in honour, now, what thou dost think.
+
+ D. ALF. Bah! What matters it? Thou art somewhat dark;
+ But, as thou well sayst, so are all our race.
+
+ D. PAS. True. But what think'st thou?
+
+ D. ALF. Faith! I cannot tell.
+ Perhaps over dark for a Castilian.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha! Say'st thou so? I've long thought so myself.
+ And what confirms me in the thought is this,
+ That ever since my earliest youth I've felt
+ A strange affection for these gipsy tribes--
+ A sympathy for their wild wandering life
+ And fierce impatience at the cold restraints
+ By which well-bred society doth cramp
+ Our fervid passions. Friend, thou knowest me well.
+ Thou sayest well I am not formed for study,
+ That is to say, such studies as thine own--
+ Th' intricacies of law, philosophy,
+ The mysteries of theology, and all
+ The lore for which you students sap your youth.
+ My book is nature. In the open fields
+ I've loved to lie at night and watch the stars,
+ The various aspects of the changing moon,
+ Or on the giddy mountain peak at morn
+ To view the first beams of the rising sun
+ As from the rosy horizon it climbs
+ Up towards the purple zenith. At midday
+ I love to rest me in the sylvan shade
+ And watch the deer grazing on the rich turf,
+ Or else in company of some jovial friends,
+ Hunt these poor denizens from their peaceful haunts,
+ And, heated with the chase, dismount and slake
+ My parching thirst from out the neighbouring brook.
+ Full oft in my wild wanderings I have passed
+ Through desert places, where no dwelling was,
+ And, overcome by hunger and fatigue,
+ Have well nigh fainted, but in such cases,
+ When human hospitality doth fail
+ Nature comes to the rescue and procures
+ Its roots and berries, sometimes luscious fruit:
+ And thus I've journeyed often from my youth,
+ Encountering many dangers in my path.
+ Twice captured by the brigands, nor set free
+ Without heavy ransom. More than once
+ I've 'scaped unaided from the blades of ruffians,
+ But not unscathed, and fighting hand to hand.
+ I've also fallen in with the gipsy tribes,
+ And lived among them, too, in early youth,
+ Till I became familiar with their tongue,
+ Their life and customs, for when yet a child
+ They stole me from my friends, whoe'er they were,
+ But I was rescued, and the dusky tribe
+ Were driven out from that part of the land.
+ Among my early reminiscences
+ I can recall the tall and bronzed form
+ Of one who should have been the queen of them,
+ For so I've heard her styled. I met her oft;
+ And when I first remember her she bore
+ A countenance as beautiful as day.
+ I have not seen her now for many years.
+ When last I met her I could plainly see
+ That time and trouble and a roving life
+ Had left their stamp upon her dusky brow.
+ But I had nought to fear from _her_. The crone
+ Would call me to her and caress me, too;
+ Call me endearing names, and, as a proof
+ Of further love, she gave this ring to me;
+ Made me swear it ne'er should leave my finger,
+ And that some day it would protect my life.
+ For should I fall in with the gipsy band,
+ On seeing this token they would let me pass
+ Without let or hindrance, so she said.
+ For years I have not seen the gipsy band,
+ And therefore have not put it to the proof;
+ But still I've kept my vow, and from that time
+ I ne'er have doffed it. And now tell me, friend,
+ If what I've just told you does not prove
+ Me sprung from gipsy blood?
+
+ D. ALF. We cannot help
+ Our birth. What matters it our parentage?
+
+ D. PAS. Thou seest not, then, what it is that galls me.
+ List. If I be of gipsy origin,
+ I must be likewise bastard, for whoe'er
+ Did hear of legal marriage in a case
+ Of love 'twixt Christian and a gipsy maid?
+ Knowest thou not what the term "bastard" means?
+ Could I once but meet my spurious father,
+ He should account for sending me adrift
+ And nameless through the world, or I'd know why.
+ For know, whate'er my origin may be,
+ I have been brought up as a gentleman,
+ And hope to marry one of gentle blood.
+ What proud Castilian family would mate
+ A cherished daughter to a lineage soiled?
+
+ D. ALF. I do acknowledge thy perplexity.
+ But bastard though thou beest, thou'rt still a man.
+ Would'st 'rase the bar sinister from thy shield,
+ Or, what is much the same, cast it i' the shade,
+ So that it appear not for the lustre
+ Of thy many and resplendent virtues?
+ Make thy name famous. Fame, however bought,
+ Hath ne'er failed to win the heart of woman.
+ A woman's heart being once securely won,
+ The vict'ry's thine. Th' obstacles that follow
+ Thou'lt find will not be insurmountable;
+ I mean, to gain the parents' full consent.
+ But he must fight who'd win. And now, adieu
+ I have no time to tarry longer. See,
+ My mule is saddled, and I must away.
+ Detain me not, my friend, for I would fain
+ Reach the adjacent township ere nightfall.
+
+ D. PAS. Bless thee, Alfonso, and fortune speed thee.
+
+ D. ALF. The like to thee, Pascual, from my heart.
+
+ [_They embrace. Exit Alfonso. Pascual remains behind and
+ waves his handkerchief from the terrace._
+
+ D. PAS. Adios! He is gone. His ambling mule
+ Has borne its gallant freight far out of sight.
+ Farewell, Alfonso. Fortune be thy guide,
+ Truest of comrades, best of counsellors,
+ Ride _thou_, my friend, towards fame, whilst I, Pascual,
+ Like Cain, must roam the earth, a vagabond,
+ Flying the face of man, by man pursued;
+ A price set on my head. Not merely bastard,
+ But vagabond! What was't he said of fame?
+ He mocked me. Fame for an outlawed gipsy!
+ An it be not such fame the gallows brings,
+ Write me down lucky. Would not an attempt
+ To bring my name to light sign my death warrant?
+ My friend thought not of this. For such as I
+ The monast'ry's sequestered cell were good,
+ Rather than fame. But courage yet! I feel
+ The blood of our dark race boil in my veins,
+ And cry shame on my fears. Then fame be it,
+ But not that fame Alfonso wrings from books.
+ Not that for me. The valour of my arm,
+ The patient wasting of my hardy frame
+ Shall win the fame I seek. For I recall
+ The words long spoken, and but all forgot,
+ By that same gipsy queen when first she gazed
+ Into my infant palm. "Hail to thee, child!
+ For thou beneath a lucky star was born.
+ Fortune," she said, "hath marked thee for her own."
+ These are the words. I cannot choose, but trust.
+ Shine out, my star, since thou dost lead me on,
+ For as the loadstone draws the unwilling steel
+ Unto itself, so man is led by fate.
+ Avaunt, base fear, and fortune, thus I seize thee. [_Exit._
+
+
+SCENE II.--_A wild ravine. Gipsies, headed by the Gipsy Queen, in
+ambush._
+
+ GIP. Q. This way she comes. Now to your work; but mark!
+ Exceed not my commands. Do her no harm,
+ Show yourselves loyal to your queen, as men,
+ And not wild beasts.
+
+ SEVERAL GIPSIES. Queen, thou shalt be obeyed.
+
+ _Enter_ DONNA INEZ _and_ PEDRO, _on mules_.
+
+ PED. Cheer up, fair mistress. Banish idle fears.
+ Already we've accomplished half our journey.
+ Ere sundown we'll have reached your father's castle.
+ So follow me. Fear not. And as for dreams,
+ They are all vain, and bred of convent fare--
+ Sickly disease engendered in the mind
+ By monkish legends and low superstition,
+ Unworthy ladies of your rank. Look ye!
+ I, Pedro, now am old, and yet I never
+ Have known a dream of mine that did come true.
+ No, my young mistress, take Pedro's word for't,
+ All dreaming is unhealthy--a bad sign.
+ Live well, sleep soundly, and you'll dream no more.
+ Dreams proceed but from impaired digestion.
+ Take my advice and give no heed to them.
+ [_Gipsies advance suddenly and seize the bridles._
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Hola! there, good people. Halt and dismount!
+ [_Inez screams and falls against Pedro._
+
+ INEZ. Pedro, protect me. Oh, holy Virgin!
+ Oh, blessed saints and souls in purgatory!
+ Have mercy on us, or we're lost, O God!
+ Pedro, dost hear? Assist me. Fly! Call. Help!
+
+ PED. Help, help! To the rescue, I say. What ho!
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Any attempt at flight or cry for help
+ Is vain, and may prove fatal. Come, dismount.
+
+ INEZ. Oh, saints! The very faces, I declare,
+ That I saw in my dream--and dreams are false.
+ Holy Virgin, protect us. Help, I say!
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. Ay, call upon your saints. Call on, call on!
+ And see if they'll come to your assistance.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. An you cease not your screaming, you'll be gagged.
+ [_Pedro and Inez dismount._
+
+ GIP. Q. Come, no rough treatment to this young lady,
+ Or it will be the worse for some of you.
+ Tie up the mules and bind the serving man,
+ That he escape not, and so call for help.
+ As to this damsel, leave her all to me.
+ (_To Inez_) Young lady, have no fear, for I am one
+ Who can command th' entire gipsy band,
+ Who are my serfs and tremble at my frown.
+ An you be docile, they shall do no harm.
+ Raise but your voice, and I will have you bound.
+ But I, the gipsy queen, would be your friend;
+ And soon you shall acknowledge me as such;
+ But not just now. (_To the gipsies_) Bind not the young lady
+ Unless she call for help or attempt to escape.
+ (_To Inez_) And you, young lady, courage. Tremble not.
+ Think not I crave your pelf or trinkets rare.
+ I have no need. Thyself 'tis I'ld detain.
+
+ INEZ. And why, O strange, O dread, mysterious queen,
+ All powerful amongst thy dusky band,
+ If, as thou sayst, thou hast no need of pelf,
+ And canst and wilt protect me from the hands
+ Of thy half-savage subjects, wherefore then
+ Detain a poor and simple maiden bound
+ For her paternal castle, having left
+ The Convent of St. Ursula this morn?
+
+ GIP. Q. Oh, of your story I am well informed.
+ Better, perchance, than what you are yourself.
+ For am I not a gipsy? Know we not
+ By the aspect of the heavenly bodies
+ All events that are about to happen?
+ As to my object in detaining you
+ Let it suffice you I have an object,
+ Which you shall know hereafter. (_To gipsies_) Guard her close.
+ Methought I did hear footsteps, but 'tis nought.
+
+ _Enter hastily_ PASCUAL _with a drawn sword_.
+
+ PAS. This way I heard the cries. How now! What's this?
+ Hell and furies! A chaste and lovely maid
+ Attacked by dusky ruffians! Halt! Forbear!
+ For, by my soul, I swear I will not leave
+ One black hide whole among ye, an ye dare
+ To touch a single hair of her fair head.
+
+ GIP. Q. Disarm that vain and too hot-headed youth.
+
+ [_Gipsies surround Pascual, who defends himself desperately,
+ killing and wounding some of the nearest. Gipsies back a
+ few paces. Pascual follows, and cuts through them._
+
+ Unto him, cowards! Seize the presumptuous fool.
+ Hear ye not, slaves? What! Is a single arm,
+ And that, too, of a pampered gentleman,
+ Too much for ye? Shame on ye, cowards, slaves!
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Yield, fellow! and put up thy silly skewer,
+ An thou be not a-weary of thy life.
+
+ PAS. Never! Whilst yet a drop of my heart's blood
+ Flows freely in my veins. By heaven, I swear
+ I will release yon damsel ere I die!
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Why, who is this, though clad in costly gear,
+ Doth fight as desperately as one of us?
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. Beware, young man! We do not seek thy life;
+ Yield up thyself. Ask pardon of our queen,
+ And we will let thee live.
+
+ PAS. (_Still fighting._) Base curs, avaunt!
+ My life is nothing. Take it an ye list,
+ Though ye shall buy it dearly. 'Twill console
+ My parting spirit somewhat but to know
+ That it hath rid the surface of the earth
+ Of even a few of such vile scum as ye.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Such words to us! Have at thee then, proud youth.
+
+ [_Wounds Pascual on the head, whilst others attempt to bind
+ him, but he liberates himself and continues fighting._
+
+ INEZ. He bleeds! he bleeds! Saints, help the noble youth
+ Who, at the cost of his young precious life,
+ Would save us both. I fear he's killed. Oh, help!
+ [_Screams and faints._
+
+ GIP. Q. Hush! minion, or that cry will be thy last.
+
+ A WOUNDED GIPSY. Look, she faints!
+
+ ANOTHER GIPSY. Bah! 'tis but a trick to 'scape
+ The easier in the confusion.
+ Look well to her.
+
+ GIP. Q. Make room for me, ye slaves.
+ I fear no mortal man. Leave him to me.
+ Sirrah! put down your sword.
+
+ PAS. Never, vile crone.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Disarming him with her staff._) Then there it lies, thou
+ vain, presumptuous youth.
+ [_Murmurs of applause among the gipsies._
+
+ PAS. Disarmed! And by a woman! Ha! I faint. [_Staggers and falls._
+
+ GIP. Q. He faints from loss of blood. Bind up his wounds.
+ He hath fought well. I tell ye, dusky slaves,
+ This youth to-day hath put ye all to shame.
+ Do him no hurt. I e'er respect the brave.
+ He in a sacred cause fought valiantly;
+ And, faithful to his generous Christian creed,
+ Did seek to wrest the innocent from wrong.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Thou wert not wont to praise the Christians, Queen,
+
+ GIP. Q. I praise that creed that shows forth in its works
+ The principles of manhood. Would that thine
+ Had taught thee what this Christian's has
+ taught him.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. (_To Second Gipsy_). The queen doth mock us, calls us
+ cowards, slaves;
+ And yet we did our best; but, to say sooth,
+ He set upon us in such furious haste,
+ Such blind and desperate rage, that we did gape
+ With sheer wonder, and stand aghast with awe
+ At's prowess, when we should have been fighting.
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Ay, none but a madman tired of his life
+ Had fought so desperately.
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. The maid recovers.
+
+ INEZ. (_Recovering._) Where am I? Ah! then 'tis no dream; 'tis true.
+ Where's my preserver? Let me straight to him,
+ That I may thank him on my bended knees
+ For all his deeds to-day.
+
+ A GIPSY. There, low he lies.
+
+ INEZ. (_Rising and advancing towards Pascual_). What! dead! Oh,
+ heavens! Grant it be not so.
+ Look, now he moves; then life is not extinct.
+ Thank God for this! Hail, generous friend! What cheer?
+
+ PAS. 'Tis but a bruise, fair maid; 'twill soon be well.
+
+ INEZ. God grant it may.
+
+ GIP. Q. Here, girl, take this balsam.
+ It is a gipsy cure for all such wounds.
+ One fair action doth demand another:
+ For you he shed his blood, thinking that we
+ Did mean you harm. (How should he tell, poor youth?)
+ Return now you the courtesy, fair maid;
+ Bind up his wounds. Anon I will assist.
+
+ [_Inez commences binding up Pascual's head. The gipsies
+ retire a few paces. The Gipsy Queen fetches water in a
+ gourd._
+
+ Quaff from this gourd, young man. The flowing rill
+ Doth yield thee medicine. [_Pascual drinks._
+ Ha! what is this?
+ Shade of my father Djâbel! it is _he_!
+ My long lost son! my own, my valiant boy:
+ Methought I knew that semi-gipsy form.
+ The very ring, too, wrought in virgin gold
+ And graven o'er with mystic hieroglyphics--
+ An heirloom of our tribe that I him gave
+ With my maternal blessing years gone by,
+ And he hath kept till now. God, I thank thee.
+ Oh, how I long to press him to this breast!
+ This breast that nurtured him and gave him strength!
+ But patience; too precipitous a step
+ May mar my plans. Enough, I've found my son.
+ Oh, ye great Powers that move earth and heaven,
+ Accept a mother's thanks! I faint for joy.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. How far'st thou, noble Queen? Thou art not well.
+
+ GIP. Q. Nay, marry, I am well. I'm over well. [_Staggering._
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Look to our queen. She faints. Art wounded, queen?
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Mastering herself._) Nay, look, I faint not. I am very well.
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. Some strong emotion seems to have stirred our Queen
+ But yet she masters it. How brave a spirit!
+
+ [_Gipsies retire some paces and converse in groups. Gipsy
+ Queen remains a little distance off, watching Inez and
+ Pascual. A hunter passes above unseen._
+
+ HUNTER. (_Aside._) What's this? Whom have the gipsies captured now?
+ A fair maid and a gallant cavalier;
+ And who is he, yon serving-man, bound there?
+ I ought to know his face. Why is not he
+ Don Silvio's servant Pedro? Sure it is,
+ For oft I've parleyed with him when at times
+ I've brought the game up to his master's hall.
+ And these two gentle-folks I ween must be
+ Guests at Don Silvio's castle. Ah, the knaves!
+ The arrant gipsy knaves! I'll dog them yet.
+ I've my own private wrongs that seek redress:
+ And I'll be even with them, by the saints!
+ At once I'll off unto Don Silvio's hall,
+ And warn him of the danger to his guests.
+ It may be he'll reward me slightly, though
+ They say that his is but a stingy house.
+ Still, this much for humanity I'll do. [_Exit._
+
+ D. PAS. (_to Inez._) Nay, I assure you, dearest----
+
+ INEZ. Hush! Señor.
+ It ill becomes a maid of gentle blood
+ Unblushingly to listen to the vows
+ And fervid protestations of a knight
+ Upon such slight acquaintance.
+
+ D. PAS. Lovely child!
+ Bid me but hope, and I will rest content.
+
+ INEZ. Nay, talk not thus, Señor. Pray calm yourself.
+ Bethink you that your wound is not yet healed.
+ You're faint from loss of blood. These ecstacies
+ May e'en prove fatal. Do thyself no harm.
+
+ D. PAS. I feel recovered in that thou bidst me live;
+ And so will do thy bidding, fairest maid,
+ And live but for thy service and thy love.
+
+ INEZ. Good saints in Heaven! Will nothing calm thy tongue?
+ Hush, hush, Señor, I pray. I may not listen.
+ I am your debtor, or I'd take offence
+ At too much boldness.
+
+ D. PAS. Be not harsh, fair maid,
+ I meant not to be overbold. I swear
+ I would the tongue that could give thee offence
+ Were wrenched from out my throat. Oh, pity me!
+ It was thy beauty that inflamed me so.
+
+ INEZ. If so, I must retire, and leave you to
+ The care and guidance of the gipsy queen.
+
+ D. PAS. Thou couldst not be so cruel. What! debar
+ Your wounded knight, in this wild barren spot,
+ From the sunshine of those heavenly orbs.
+ Then bid me bleed to death. My life is thine.
+
+ INEZ. (_Aside_) Poor youth! How full of passion are his words!
+ I feel he loves me, and I do repent
+ That I have spoke too harshly. Woe is me!
+ (_Aloud._ ) Fret not. I did but threaten, gentle youth!
+ I will not leave thee.
+
+ D. PAS. Oh, say that again.
+ Thou wilt not leave me.
+
+ INEZ. (_Confused._) That is, not yet.
+ I mean----
+
+ D. PAS. Nay, qualify not what was once well said;
+ I hold thee to thy word. Thou must not leave me.
+
+ INEZ. Thou wouldst extort a promise. Be but calm,
+ Obey my orders until thou be well,
+ And I know not what I may not promise.
+
+ D. PAS. I will obey thee, maid.
+
+ INEZ. Then now be still.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) Drift on, young turtle doves, adown the stream
+ The balmy course the stars map out for ye.
+ Pepa can look on at the joys of others
+ That were denied herself, unenvying.
+ But mark, Pascual, if thou dost inherit
+ But one drop of thy hated father's blood,
+ Whose cursed name shall ne'er more pass my lips,
+ And thou, with subtle wile, like to thy sire,
+ Should first attempt to gain the trusting love
+ Of this fair damsel, and then betray her,
+ I, Pepa, though thy mother, with this hand
+ Will quench that spark of life I gave to thee.
+
+
+SCENE III.--_Study of Don Silvio. D. Silvio is discovered pacing up and
+down dejectedly._
+
+ D. SIL. The day wears on, and still there is no sign
+ Of Pedro and my daughter. 'Tis full time.
+ It wants an hour to sundown; and ere then
+ I dread another visit from Don Diego;
+ Before this sand is spent he will be here.
+ He never yet did come behind his time.
+ Hark! I hear footsteps in the corridor.
+ 'Tis he. He's come for news about my daughter.
+ This the very night, too, of the wedding.
+ What shall I say to him, or how shall I----?
+
+ _An abrupt knock at the door of the study, and enter_ DON DIEGO.
+
+ D. DIE. Well, friend Silvio, well. Art thou nigh prepared?
+ Where is the gentle Inez? Bring her forth.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Humbly._) Worthy Don Diego, I do much regret
+ My daughter Inez has not yet arrived.
+
+ D. DIE. Not yet arrived! Why it's long past the time.
+
+ D. SIL. I doubt not but what she will soon be here.
+
+ D. DIE. Soon! Didst thou say soon? Ay, marry ought she,
+ An she left St. Ursula's at daybreak.
+ Stay, this casement that opens towards the west
+ Ought to command a wide extensive view.
+ Lo! yonder lies the road that she should come;
+ My sight is good, an yet I see no one.
+ (_Suspiciously_) Hark ye, Don Silvio. Some new wile is this.
+
+ D. SIL. Nay, on mine honour, Diego. Think not thus.
+ Be patient yet awhile and thou shalt see----
+
+ D. DIE. Patience! What, patience! But I'll have my bond.
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ _frantically_.
+
+ ROD. Oh, holy Virgin and good saints in Heaven!
+ Oh, blessed martyrs! Souls in Purgatory!
+ Would that Rodriguez ne'er had seen this day!
+ Oh, holy saints! Have mercy on us now!
+
+ D. SIL. How now, Rodriguez! What means all this riot?
+
+ ROD. Oh, peace! my master! Hold me ere I faint.
+
+ D. SIL. Speak! Rodriguez.
+
+ ROD. Alack! Alack! the day.
+
+ D. SIL. Nay, cease thy sobs, and more explicit be.
+
+ ROD. Oh, holy San Antonio be our guide!
+ My master, what ill luck's befallen the house!
+
+ D. DIE. Explain thyself, vile hag, and prate no more!
+
+ ROD. Oh, mercy on us! I can't speak for sobbing.
+ Oh, what disaster! Oh, what dire mishap!
+ Help us, ye saints.
+
+ D. DIE. This is past all bearing!
+ Speak out, thou limb of Satan, or I swear
+ By the foul fiend that 'gat thee, I will force
+ The lying words from out thy strumpet's throat.
+
+ ROD. Nay, good my liege, be calm. I'll tell you all.
+ The Lady Inez----
+
+ D. DIE. Ha! and what of her?
+
+ ROD. In sooth, my lord, but I am very faint.
+
+ D. SIL. AND D. DIE. (_Angrily._) Speak out! Speak out! Alack!
+ and well-a-day!
+
+ D. DIE. Zounds!
+
+ ROD. The Lady Inez and good Pedro
+ Started from St. Ursula's this morning
+ Upon their mules, and were about half-way
+ Upon their journey, when from ambush sprang
+ Some dusky ruffians of the gipsy band,
+ Who, having bound, robbed, and detained the pair----
+
+ D. SIL. My daughter captured by the gipsies! Oh!
+ [_Groans bitterly._
+
+ D. DIE. Foul hag, thou liest. Now hark ye, Silvio.
+ This is some farce got up to play me false.
+ But think not, sirrah, to elude me thus.
+ [_Drawing his sword and seizing Don Silvio by the throat._
+
+ Traitor! tell me where hast hid thy daughter.
+
+ ROD. (_Rallying, and throwing herself between them._)
+ Help! Murder! Help! Oh, help! What ho! Help! Help!
+ Don Silvio to the rescue! Help! I say.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Leaving hold of Don Silvio, fells Rodriguez with the pommel
+ of his sword._) Peace, harlot, or this blade shall make thee dumb.
+ Arise, and tell me whence thou hadst this news.
+ Beware now how thou tell me aught but truth,
+ For by this hand! an thou dost play me false,
+ I'll have thee burnt alive, or gibbetted
+ From the highest turret of this castle.
+
+ ROD. My noble liege, would that it were not true.
+ A hunter, an eye-witness of the scene,
+ Did bring the news unto your servant Juan.
+
+ D. DIE. My servant Juan! Why, then the tale is true!
+ No serf of mine would dare tell _me_ a lie.
+ Go, call him hither.
+
+ ROD. He is at the door. [_Exit Rodriguez._
+
+ _Enter_ JUAN.
+
+ D. DIE. How now, Juan! Say, can this wild tale be true?
+ What has happened to the Lady Inez?
+
+ JUAN. My lord, as I heard it you shall hear it.
+ A certain hunter----
+
+ D. DIE. Stay, where is this man?
+
+ JUAN. He is without, my lord.
+
+ D. DIE. Then call him here.
+ [_Exit Juan and re-enter with hunter._
+
+ HUNTER. (_Bowing to Don, Diego and Don Silvio._) My noble lords----
+
+ D. DIE. Hold! sirrah. Say, can'st thou
+ Upon thy oath affirm, thy hopes of Heaven,
+ That thou wert an eye-witness to this scene?
+ If so, relate to us in fewest words
+ How the case happened, and the where, the when.
+
+ HUNT. Then thus it came about, my liege. As I
+ Was wandering, towards mid-day, among the
+ Many rocks and fissures of these mountainous ranges,
+ Armed with my carbine, in search of game,
+ As is my daily wont, I came upon
+ A deep ravine, yet hidden from my sight
+ By thorns and bushes and like obstacles,
+ When soon I heard the hum of human voices.
+ The spot, if I may judge well, I should say
+ Was half-way 'twixt St. Ursula's and here.
+ Well, trampling down the brambles, I stood firm
+ Upon the brink of a steep precipice;
+ And lo! beneath me was the gipsy gang,
+ And chief amongst them, one tall stately form,
+ A woman's that would seem to be their queen.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Confused_) Ahem! Didst say the queen?
+
+ HUNT. Ay, my good lord.
+ And 'mongst the tribe I saw as captives, soon,
+ A gentle damsel and young cavalier.
+
+ D. DIE. How, sayest thou, Sirrah? A young cavalier!
+ Sure, 'twas an aged servitor you saw.
+
+ HUNT. An aged serving-man, 'tis true, there was,
+ And tightly-bound that he could not escape;
+ I knew him instantly. 'Twas Pedro here,
+ Don Silvio's servant.
+
+ D. SIL. Alas! alas! 'tis true. I was in hopes,
+ When the hunter spoke of a young gallant,
+ That he had mistaken some other travellers
+ For my daughter Inez and my servant.
+ But since he saith he knoweth Pedro----
+
+ D. DIE. Hold!
+ The case is not quite clear to me e'en now,
+ Silvio! Who's this gallant, as ye term him?
+ Speak, for ye ought to know.
+
+ D. SIL. No, faith, not I.
+
+ D. DIE. Proceed then, hunter, with thy story. Quick.
+
+ HUNT. Well then, my lord, knowing good Pedro's face,
+ I did presume that the young gentle pair
+ Were visitors, bound for Don Silvio's castle.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Musingly._) Young gentle pair--ahem! Well, man, proceed.
+
+ HUNT. I watched in silence, and they saw me not;
+ But still, from out my ambush I did take
+ The whole scene in, and it appeared to me
+ That the young knight must have resistance made,
+ For low he lay, sore wounded in the head,
+ While ever and anon the gentle maid
+ Would dress his wound, and gaze with tearful eye
+ And such a fond affection on her knight.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Aside to Don Silvio._) Traitor, thou shalt account to me
+ for this.
+ (_Aloud to Hunter._) Well, man, proceed. Hast thou ought more to say?
+
+ HUNT. But little good, my lord; but as I stood
+ Watching this trusting, loving, pair----
+
+ D. DIE. (_Aside._) Damnation!
+
+ HUNT. I thought my heart would bleed from tenderness.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Laughs diabolically_). Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
+
+ HUNT. So, rising to my feet,
+ But still unseen of any, I did haste,
+ As was my bounden duty, to this castle,
+ T'inform my lord, Don Silvio, of the fate
+ Impending both his servant and his guests.
+
+ D. DIE. Good; look ye, fellow. An thy tale be true,
+ Prepare to marshal me the way thyself,
+ Without loss of a moment, and may be
+ That thou shalt taste my bounty.
+
+ HUNT. Good, my lord;
+ The sun hath set, and it is growing dark.
+
+ D. DIE. No matter, thou shalt have the better pay.
+
+ HUNT. As my lord wills.
+
+ D. DIE. And Juan, see my charger
+ Be forthwith saddled. Bid my men-at-arms
+ To mount, armed cap-à-pie; whilst such amongst
+ The populace as thou canst muster, quick
+ Arm thou with pikes and loaded carabines,
+ And bid them follow me, their lord, Don Diego.
+ Lose not one precious moment, but set forth.
+ [_Exeunt Juan and Hunter._
+ What, gipsies! vagrants! bastard heathen dogs!
+ _I'll_ clear the country of this filthy scum,
+ Were it but for the sake of Christendom;
+ Maybe that some day they will dub me saint. [_Exit._
+
+ [_Don Silvio makes a gesture of despair, and curtain falls._
+
+END OF ACT II.
+
+
+
+ACT III.
+
+
+SCENE I.--_Outside the castle of Don Silvio. The castle of Don Diego
+seen in the background, upon the opposite peak of the mountain. Time:
+Sunrise. Don Silvio and Donna Rodriguez._
+
+ D. SIL. My tears still blind my eyes. Look out, Rodriguez,
+ And see if there be traces of my daughter.
+ Alas! alas! this hoary head is bowed
+ As 'neath the weight of yet a score of years.
+ Oh, Inez, Inez! What a fate is thine!
+ An thy young life be spared, could ought repay
+ Th' injury done thine honour at the hands
+ Of these bold, lawless, gipsies? Woe is me!
+ Let me not think on't, or I shall go mad.
+
+ ROD. My lord, as I stand gazing towards the west,
+ Methinks I see a dusty cloud advance;
+ As were't a troup of horsemen at full speed,
+ And bearing towards the castle. Now I see
+ The limbs of horses and the arms of men;
+ The sound of human voices, too, I hear,
+ And, as they still approach, the distant tramp
+ Of horses' hoofs is plainly audible.
+ And now, unless my eyesight play me false,
+ Foremost among a file of glittering pikes,
+ I do discern Don Diego's waving plume.
+ 'Tis he! and bearing at his saddle bow
+ My mistress Inez. Oh, thank God! she's safe.
+ Do you not hear, my master, what I say?
+ Your daughter's safe! Come, cheer up, good my lord.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Musingly_). Safe! didst thou say! My daughter's honour safe?
+
+ ROD. How say you, sir? Her honor! Nay, her life?
+
+ D. SIL. (_Musingly_). Life without honor!
+
+ ROD. Sure, my lord's not well!
+ (_Aside._) The blow has been too much for him, and turned
+ His aged head. Oh, my poor, poor master!
+ I tell him of his daughter's safe return,
+ And straight he 'gins to prate about her honor.
+ (_Aloud._) Look! look! Señor, at yonder cavalcade,
+ How it sweeps along; and now, behold,
+ Next to Don Diego is his servant Juan;
+ And there is Pedro. Bless his good old soul!
+ There the valiant hunter. Then all the crowd
+ Of vassals and retainers, and the guard, [_Cheers without._
+ With the armed populace. Hark! What cheering!
+
+ D. SIL. Is it, indeed, my daughter? Let me see;
+ 'Tis she, 'tis she; Oh, Inez!
+
+ _Enter_ INEZ, _accompanied by_ DON DIEGO. _Behind_, PEDRO,
+ JUAN, HUNTER, _and_ ATTENDANTS.
+
+ INEZ. (_Embracing Don Silvio._) Father! Father!
+
+ ROD. My little mistress, Inez! What, no kiss
+ For poor old nurse Rodriguez!
+
+ INEZ. (_Embracing Rodriguez._) Good Rodriguez!
+
+ [_Don Diego comes forward, whilst Inez in the background
+ appears to be relating her adventures to Don Silvio and
+ Donna Rodriguez._
+
+ D. DIE. (_Sotto._) What work I had to quell the dusky band,
+ And carry off my prize. God only knows
+ How the black caitiffs fought! Like demons damned;
+ Incited on by their own swarthy queen,
+ My former love. Bah! why recall the past,
+ The ebullitions of a youthful lust,
+ Now five-and-twenty years agone and more?
+ And that at such a moment, too, as this,
+ When, acting bridegroom for the second time,
+ I now do lay my heart and hand, my wealth,
+ My land, and castle, all my fair domain
+ At fair Inez' feet. Poor Silvio's daughter!
+ A few hour's more, and she will be my own.
+ In my own private chapel at midnight,
+ And not one minute later, there a priest
+ Of my own choice, shall join our hands together.
+ 'Twixt this and then, I must so use the time
+ To win her fairly, and by wiles t'efface
+ The prejudice young hearts by Nature have
+ Against old age. If needs be, I must use
+ Dissimulation and well act the saint,
+ That she may not give credit to the tales
+ That idle gossip may have crammed her with
+ Against my moral character. And now
+ I do bethink me that the readiest way
+ Of all to win her over to my will
+ Would be to tempt with goodly bribe her nurse
+ (What will not such a woman do for gold?)
+ To speak some little word in praise of me;
+ Talk of my love for her, my name, my fame,
+ My wealth, my virtues. How this match of hers
+ Will please her aged father. And again,
+ Should she be coy, and wickedly refuse
+ The fortune heaven has strewed along her path,
+ Let her reflect upon the consequences.
+ I would act fair with her, for I'd be loath
+ To lead to the altar an unwilling bride
+ In sight of all my vassals and retainers.
+ Yet, an she yield not (for as yet it seems
+ She looks with cold suspicion on my suit),
+ Why, then; why, then, however loath to use it,
+ Force must accomplish all when goodwill fails.
+ I cannot well expect much help at sixty
+ From youthful graces, as when first I wooed
+ My gipsy queen. _There!_ ever and anon
+ From out the past these memories will arise,
+ Like phantoms, threatening whether I will or no.
+ Avaunt! begone! And yet I cannot choose
+ But call to mind how, middle in the fray,
+ The dead and wounded lying all around,
+ Her dusky form arose before my path,
+ And all undaunted stood with staff in hand
+ And glance so terrible, I would as lief
+ Meet with the King of Terrors face to face
+ As that same virago. Yet there she stood,
+ And with uplifted arm, in clear tones cried,
+ "Traitor, beware! Thy star is on the wane,
+ Think not to conquer always, for a hand
+ Mightier than thine shall yet subdue thee.
+ Blood is on thy hand. Thine own blood shall flow.
+ The stars foretell thy downfall, so look to it."
+ I heard no more, for I had barely placed
+ My Lady Inez at my saddle bow,
+ Mid smoke of carbines and the clash of arms:
+ Myself with drawn sword cutting right and left,
+ So could but pay slight heed to what she said,
+ And set off homeward with my goodly prize,
+ Leaving the baffled foe behind to moan.
+ Yet, through the smoke and dust of horses' hoofs,
+ Still, for a time, I heard the hellish cry:
+ "Vengeance on the traitor! Vengeance, vengeance!"
+ I know not why her words cut deeper than
+ Had they been the words of any other;
+ But from _her_ lips they came with such a force,
+ They seemed to rend the air, and enter deep
+ Into the very caverns of my soul,
+ Turning my blood to milk, so that my arm
+ Fell nerveless to my side, and my good blade
+ Did well-nigh drop from out my hand. But hush!
+ It never must be known that Don Diego,
+ Though old in years, quailed before tongue of woman.
+ Bah! away with all fear of childish threats.
+ And, swarthy hag! do thou thy devilmost.
+
+ [_Inez comes forward, between Don Silvio and Rodriguez. Don
+ Silvio motions for Rodriguez to retire. Exeunt Rodriguez
+ and attendants._
+
+ INEZ. Nay, one thing still doth mar the joy I feel
+ At having passed the dangers of last night.
+ Though I stand safely on my father's hearth,
+ And see him 'live and well, and know that I
+ Have henceforth naught to fear, yet still my thoughts
+ Will ever wander towards the gipsy camp,
+ Close by the couch of that brave youth who fought
+ At cost of his own life, to rescue me
+ From out their hands.
+
+ D. DIE. How say you, lady fair?
+ What youth? You dream. 'Twas I who rescued you.
+
+ INEZ. Your pardon, sir; but I was safe already.
+ I thank you for your courtesy, the same.
+ You thought to rescue me.
+
+ D DIE. How now? _Thought to?_
+
+ D. SIL. Friend Diego, the tale runs thus: My daughter,
+ Accompanied by our old serving man,
+ Had hardly been attacked by the gang
+ And forced to dismount, when a comely youth
+ Of gentle blood----
+
+ D. DIE. Ay, ay, the hunter's story!
+
+ D. SIL. Just so. Well, my daughter says the gipsies
+ Meant her no harm. Merely would detain her.
+
+ D. DIE. _Meant her no harm!_ Ha, ha! Gipsies ne'er do.
+ _Merely detain her!_ Good again! Ha, ha!
+ Only so long as they might hope to get
+ A pretty ransom. Why, friend Silvio?
+
+ D. SIL. The pelf and trinkets that she had upon her
+ Were not demanded.
+
+ D. DIE. No; 'twas nought to what
+ They looked forward to as goodly ransom.
+
+ INEZ. Of their motives I know nothing; but she
+ Who seemed to be the queen of all the tribe
+ Did use to me such courtesy and kindness
+ As had she been my mother. Even when
+ That noble youth, thinking us in danger,
+ Rushed in upon them, killing and maiming
+ All who dared withstand him, till at length
+ Himself, poor soul! fell wounded in my cause.
+ E'en then the queen herself had pity on him,
+ And helped me bind his wounds.
+
+ D. DIE. What of all this?
+
+ INEZ. To show you gipsies have good qualities
+ E'en as Christians.
+
+ D. DIE. Bah! traitors, all of them.
+ But, what of this young man? This--this----
+
+ INEZ. Ah! _he_,
+ The noble youth whose bandaged head I still
+ Was tending when you did separate us,
+ And bore me off? Did you not see him then?
+
+ D. DIE. Ay, some such bastard gipsy dog I saw.
+ What! _he_ of noble blood! _He_ a Castilian!
+ Some half-bred gipsy. Lady, sure it was
+ A worse breed, far, than the pure gipsy born.
+ What! think you, that because of borrowed plumes
+ The jay will pass for peacock? Or that he,
+ A base-born mongrel gipsy, just because
+ Decked in the garments of some plundered lord,
+ Could e'er deceive the eyes of men like us?
+ Nay, lady, I do compassionate you.
+ You are young, and the world to you is fresh,
+ You know not of its wiles, its vice, its crimes,
+ But take all men to be just as they seem.
+ Take my experience, lady. I am old.
+ Not _old_; but old enough to know the world
+ And all its hollowness; and so most fit
+ To guide and counsel inexperienced youth.
+ Lean then on me, lady. I'll be your staff;
+ And trust me faithfully when I tell you
+ Not all the learning of the convent cell
+ Is worth one ace of that we gain by age.
+
+ INEZ. Enough, sir. That the world is full of sin
+ And treachery I ever have been told.
+ My aunt, the Lady Abbess, oft would say
+ We ever should distrust the tongue of men
+ When most persuasive, be they young or old.
+
+ D. SIL. Come, Inez, thou art tired, and need rest
+ After thy troubles and fatigues. (_To Don Diego._) My friend,
+ You will excuse my daughter for a while,
+ I've much to say to her in private.
+
+ D. DIE. Good. [_Exeunt Don Silvio and Inez._
+ Now for my ally. What ho! Rodriguez!
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ.
+
+ ROD. Here I am, good my lord.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Caressingly._) Good Rodriguez,
+ I know that thou'rt a good and trusty friend
+ Unto this house. That thou lov'st well thy lord
+ And also thy young mistress, unto whom
+ From childhood thou hast acted as a mother.
+
+ ROD. Well, sir, I've always tried to do my best.
+
+ D. DIE. I know it. I know it both by report
+ And mine own observation. Wherefore, now
+ Full persuaded of thy many virtues----
+
+ ROD. Oh, my lord!
+
+ D. DIE. Nay, 'tis nothing but the truth.
+ I say, once more, persuaded beyond doubt
+ Of thy rare merits and good qualities
+ And of the value of one such as thou
+ To my old and long loved friend Don Silvio,
+ I do repent me of the hasty words
+ That lately 'scaped my too impatient tongue.
+
+ ROD. My lord, pray say no more. Rodriguez ever
+ Remains your humble servant. (_Aside._) Really he
+ Is not so bad as once I thought he was.
+
+ D. DIE. Believe me, that those words but rose in haste,
+ From o'er anxiety about the fate
+ Of thy young mistress, whom thou lovest so well.
+ Whom I, too, love so well. I, too, Don Diego.
+
+ ROD. I doubt not, sir, with a true father's love.
+
+ D. DIE. Hark ye! Rodriguez, I must not waste time
+ In coming to the point; but silence keep.
+
+ ROD. Ay, my lord. Who better than Rodriguez
+ At a secret.
+
+ D. DIE. Ha! Sayest thou so, brave wench?
+ Then list to me, and thou shalt never want
+ For bit or sup, kirtel, or farthingale,
+ As long thou livest. First accept this purse.
+ [_Gives a heavy purse._
+
+ ROD. Oh, my good lord! My generous, noble, lord!
+ What can I do to deserve your bounty?
+ (_Aside._) Well, I remember to have heard folks say,
+ "The devil's not so black as he is painted."
+
+ D. DIE. Rodriguez, hark! What thou hast in that purse
+ Is nothing unto that which thou may'st earn,
+ If thou succeedest in the task I set.
+
+ ROD. Proceed, my lord. I'm all attention. Speak.
+
+ D. DIE. Know then that I love thy mistress Inez.
+ Ay, with the passion of a younger man.
+ Count not my age--the heart is never old.
+ I've sought her of her father, and 'twas settled
+ She should be mine on her arrival home
+ After her studies at St. Ursula's,
+ Ay, on the very day. So ran the 'pact.
+ The marriage, therefore, I have said takes place
+ This very night, at midnight, in my chapel.
+ All is prepared.
+
+ ROD. 'Tis over soon, my lord.
+
+ D. DIE. Peace! peace! I'll brook no waiting, no delay;
+ I've sworn it shall be so, and it shall be.
+ What care I, think'st thou, if the wedding dress,
+ Or this or that be ready, so _I_ be?
+ Thou knowest our acquaintance is but short;
+ She scarce has seen my face. No matter that.
+ Now listen. What I ask of thee is this:
+ Do thou use all thy influence with the child,
+ T'induce her to look kindly on my suit,
+ And to her father's prayers and tears add thine.
+ But leave her not until she do consent.
+ And should she e'en at the eleventh hour
+ Be obdurate, why then, as last resource,
+ Tell her her father's life hangs on a thread.
+ Say that his castle and all that he hath
+ Will instantly be sold over his head;
+ And he and she, and you two servants both
+ Sent all adrift at once, to beg your bread.
+ If that work not, then must I fain use force,
+ And that were against me. So, Rodriguez,
+ Kind Rodriguez, I pray thee do thy best.
+
+ ROD. My lord, you ever shall have my good word
+ What I can do I will. Albeit, I think
+ Your grace is over hasty in the matter.
+ A little time----
+
+ D. DIE. No, faith, not one minute
+ Past the hour fixed. So see to't. I will now
+ Off to the castle, leaving thee one hour
+ T'exercise thy powers of persuasion
+ On thy young noble mistress. After that
+ I shall appear again and try what I
+ Myself can do to win her virgin heart.
+ Use all thy art and strength. Till then, adieu. [_Exit._
+
+ ROD. A pretty fix, forsooth! _Use all my art!_
+ I love the dear child well, and would, I'm sure,
+ Do all I could to help her to a state
+ Worthy the better days of this old house.
+ The Lady of Don Diego! That sounds well.
+ Mistress of his castle and his servants,
+ But wedded to a man who's old enough
+ To be her grandsire! Had he been a gallant--
+ Yet his money's good. Humph! I suppose I must.
+ [_Exit slowly; counting her money._
+
+
+SCENE II.--_The Ravine. Time: Sunrise. Don Pascual sleeping. The Gipsy
+Queen standing near, watching him. The Gipsy Camp in the background._
+
+ D. PAS. (_In his sleep._) Oh, Inez, Inez! (_Waking with a start._) Ha!
+ was that a dream?
+
+ GIP. Q. He wakes.
+
+ D. PED. Oh, that I had thus slumbered on,
+ Feeling her soothing presence, and so died,
+ Rather than waken to this cold, bleak, world.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) How I do long to open all my heart!
+ Unmask this stern exterior, and make
+ Him master of the secret of his birth.
+ His wound's but slight, I think he'll bear the news.
+ I'll try. (_To Don Pascual_) Young man! Say, how goes it with thee?
+
+ D. PAS. I thank thee, mother, I have soundly slept;
+ My wound's already healed. The gipsy balm
+ Hath wrought a miracle.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) He calls me mother.
+ See how the native gipsy blood's instinct
+ Speaks through the lips of half-unconscious sense.
+ I'll wager he already half divines
+ His occult parentage.
+
+ D. PAS. (_Looking around him._) Mother, where's Inez?
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) Mother again; but Inez fills his thoughts.
+ Hast thou no mem'ry, youth, of last nights fray? [_Aloud._
+
+ D. PAS. But little, mother; all is still confused.
+
+ GIP. Q. Then be thou patient, for I've much to tell.
+ But say, how is't, thou ever call'st me mother?
+
+ D. PAS. In faith I know not how my careless tongue
+ Could shape a word so tender to thee, Queen,
+ Who art a stranger to me. Yet I feel,
+ And felt from the first moment that I gazed
+ Upon thy dusky brow, a mother's heart
+ Did beat for me within that hardy breast.
+ Why I know not. I, too, who never knew
+ A mother's love, whose infant steps were led
+ By other than a mother's hand. A good
+ Kind lady, long since dead, adopted me,
+ And dying, left me all her patrimony,
+ Which hitherto has been doled out to me
+ By guardians, until I should come of age.
+ One Father Miguel, whom I seldom saw,
+ Paid my expenses at the seminary;
+ But when I asked him questions of my birth
+ I never got intelligent response,
+ So that I long have thought some mystery
+ Doth underly the subject of my birth.
+
+ GIP Q. I knew the Lady Angela, and loved her.
+
+ D. PAS. Good Heavens! What, that name! The lady who----
+
+ GIP. Q. Adopted thee and Father Miguel too.
+
+ D. PAS. And Father Miguel!
+
+ GIP. Q. Does that surprise thee?
+ I could tell thee more.
+
+ D. PAS. More than that! Ay, then
+ Who knows thou may'st not discover
+ The secret of my birth.
+
+ GIP. Q. Secrets as strange
+ Have often been discovered by gipsies.
+ Am I not a gipsy? Can I not read
+ The destinies of all, mapped out for thee
+ By the great heavenly bodies? Think'st thou that
+ Our meeting was not fashioned by the stars
+ And known to me beforehand?
+
+ D. PAS. Even that!
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, and your meeting with the Lady Inez.
+
+ D. PAS. That, too! Nay, tell me more. I fain would hear.
+
+ GIP. Q. Not so fast. Thou'rt o'er excitable.
+ Calm thyself first an thou wouldst hear more
+ Of that young damsel. But of her anon.
+
+ D. PAS. Weird and mysterious being, as I read
+ Thy mystic brow a whisper seems to say
+ I've seen thee once before. Say, art thou not
+ That crone who ever haunts me in my dreams,
+ Known in my youth, who once gave me this ring?
+
+ GIP. Q. The same, the same! I've watched thee from a child.
+
+ D. PAS. And by that ring thou knowest me.
+
+ GIP. Q. 'Tis true.
+
+ D. PAS. Ay, now I know thee. Tell me now, O Queen,
+ Why tookest thou an interest in my fate?
+
+ GIP. Q. The tale is long and sad, but thou must hear.
+ Be patient and lend an attentive ear.
+ Know, then, that in Grenada's lofty range
+ There stands a twin-peaked mountain doubly-crowned,
+ With two grim feudal castles, old, yet strong.
+ The owners of these fortresses of yore
+ Were aye at feud, until at last the one
+ Subdued the other. Ever since that day
+ The victor's star in the ascendant seemed,
+ For though in later times they turned to friends,
+ Who had been foes, and were allied together
+ In skirmishes with castles neighbouring,
+ In which they came off gainers, still, the one--
+ The larger and the richer one, I mean,
+ The whilom victor of the other peak--
+ Did e'er with haughty overbearing sneer
+ Upon his humbler neighbour, and would bind
+ The poorer lord with obligations strong,
+ For favours often granted, till at last
+ The lesser lord became dependent on
+ The greater one, and ever poorer grew
+ And more dependent, and so stands the case.
+ Things will not long be thus. A change will come.
+ The Fates predict it, and the proud one's star
+ Already's on the wane.
+
+ D. PAS. In sooth, good Queen!
+ But tell me what has this to do with me?
+
+ GIP. Q. Peace! It concerns thee much, as thou shalt hear.
+ The father of the present owner of
+ The richer castle, Don Fernando height,
+ I do remember well when but a child.
+ A warrior proud was he, like all his race.
+ His son, the present lord, is like him. He
+ Whose name I've vowed shall ne'er more pass my lips.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha!
+
+ GIP. Q. Interrupt me not. Thou soon shalt hear.
+ This lord, who shall be nameless, in his youth
+ (He now is old) did love a gipsy maid,
+ Who, in the freshness of her virgin heart,
+ Returned his passion, being but a child,
+ Whilst he, the villain, was a full-grown man
+ Of forty years and over. Still he bore
+ His years so lightly that he younger seemed.
+ With passion fierce he wooed the gipsy maid,
+ And pleaded in such moving tropes his love,
+ That the young gipsy's heart--not then of stone,
+ Though long since turned to flint--did melt, and he,
+ Seeing his prey secure, did plot her ruin.
+ But the child had a father, old and wise,
+ Of royal blood, too, known as King Djâbel,
+ And proud, too, of his lineage and his race.
+ He thought it lowering to true gipsy blood
+ To mate with pale-faced Christians, even though
+ 'Twere to a Christian king and by the church,
+ Drawn up with legal document and signed
+ In all due form, and when he heard that I
+ Did to a Christian's love lend listening ear.
+
+ D. PAS. You? _You_, O Queen, then, were the gipsy maid.
+ You're speaking of yourself. I understand.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Starting_) My tongue has tripped, and traitor turned. Why
+ then
+ Pursue my tale under false colours? Aye,
+ Know that I, Pepa, was the gipsy maid
+ Once beloved of that false Don Diego.
+
+ D. PAS. Don Diego.
+
+ GIP. Q. Ha! My tongue has tripped again.
+ I vowed that name should ne'er more pass my lips.
+ Well, this false lord, with subtle wiles and arts
+ Did so win my young heart, that King Djâbel,
+ Furious at first at what he deemed a stain
+ Upon his lineage, threatened me with death,
+ And would have killed me, had I brought dishonour
+ On his fair name. But deem not that I fell.
+ I loved him--and how dearly! But he found
+ That the proud gipsy maid, though young, would not
+ Barter her honour. Not for wealth untold.
+ He then made promises that I should be
+ Mistress of all his castle and his lands
+ After his father's death. Till then, he said,
+ Our match must be clandestine, as his father
+ Would disinherit him were he to know
+ That his son were wedded to a gipsy.
+ Our plans were well nigh ripe, for oft we met
+ In secret, and had full time to discuss
+ Our future prospects, left quite undisturbed.
+ But one day King Djâbel, suspecting guile,
+ Did lie in wait for us, and with drawn blade
+ From ambush out did spring upon the pair,
+ And straight did fall upon this haughty lord,
+ The would-be dishonourer of his child.
+ But Pepa threw herself between her lover
+ And angered father, and so stayed the blow
+ And clinging to him, ever called upon
+ Her furious sire to spare the gentle lord,
+ And bid him smite _her_ breast if _one_ must die.
+ But Djâbel loved his daughter, and did pause,
+ Touched for a moment with her pleading prayer.
+ When, seeing him more calm, the wily don
+ Did straight, in full and flowing courteous speech,
+ Declare his love for me, and how he sought
+ Not to make me his minion, but his wife.
+ But Djâbel, answering with haughty scorn,
+ Said: "Go back to thy castle, Christian lord,
+ And wed some damsel of the pale-faced herd.
+ No blood of thine must mar our gipsy race."
+ The don's eye flashed. He would have spoken words
+ Full of wild fury and deep bitterness;
+ But Pepa interposed again, and flung
+ Herself on bended knees before her sire,
+ And begged her knight kneel too, and join her prayer.
+ The don at first loathing much to grovel
+ Down in the dust before a gipsy chief,
+ Whom he esteemed a savage, yet did yield,
+ And for my sake did bend his haughty knee.
+ And thus we knelt together, clinging to
+ King Djâbel's robe and choked with sobs and tears,
+ Did pray and plead, and plead and pray for long,
+ But all in vain our pleading and our prayers,
+ For dark as midnight grew King Djâbel's brow,
+ And stern his glance of cold and deep disdain,
+ Saying: "Humblest thou thyself, O haughty don?
+ Methinks thou might'st have spared thyself the pains.
+ Rise from the dust. Thy prayers are but as the wind
+ That blows against the granite mountain's side,
+ Yet harms it not, nor will it budge an inch,
+ E'en though it blow a hurricane. So I
+ Remain unmoved by all thy puny prayers."
+ Stung to the quick, and rendered desperate,
+ The haughty don with one bound sprang erect,
+ And darting lightning flashes from his eye,
+ Blushing the while at having bent the knee,
+ Humbling himself in vain, now cried aloud,
+ "Have at thee, then, dark chief, for _one_ must die.
+ I fear thee not, and will not lose my hold
+ Upon thy daughter, whom I love as life.
+ Give her me, an it please thee, but if not
+ I'll wrest her from thee, so do thou thy worst."
+ Then straight the fray began. Each drew his blade
+ And fell upon the other, whilst my tears
+ And screams availed not, for the two were locked
+ Firm in each other's grasp, and tugged and pulled
+ In equal match, whilst I with streaming hair,
+ Torn robe, and tearful eyes, did cry aloud
+ For help in vain, till this poor frame, o'erwrought
+ With multiplex emotions, did give way,
+ And, swooning, I fell heavily at their feet,
+ Grasping my father's garment in my fall.
+ The fight was stayed awhile, and each took breath.
+ "Look to your daughter, chieftain," were the first
+ Words that I heard on wakening from my swoon.
+ And soon as e'er my tongue was loose, I cried,
+ In accents feeble still, "Oh, father, stay
+ This wicked brawl. Say, dost thou love thy child?"
+ With heaving breast and eyes suffused with tears,
+ And choking sobs, I seized his hand, and cried,
+ "Spare my young life. I love this Christian lord,
+ An thou do aught to him, 'twill be my death.
+ Canst see thy darling wither, droop, and die,
+ Or, stung to madness, seek a violent death?
+ Now mark well what I say, O most dread King.
+ Shouldst thou be guilty of this Señor's blood,
+ Know me no more for daughter, for I vow
+ Or him or none to wed, and should he fall,
+ And by thy hand, I too will follow next.
+ The oath is sworn." Then from my father's eye
+ A tear fell, which he brushing soon away,
+ As if he deemed it shame for man to weep,
+ And changing to a lighter mood, he cried:
+ "Girl, thou hast conquered. Christian knight, thy hand.
+ Let all broils cease between us. Thou hast fought
+ And won my daughter fairly, showing courage
+ Worthy a gipsy born. Therefore no more
+ Will I withhold consent unto this match.
+ But, mark me well, Sir Knight, this marriage must
+ Be, though clandestine, legally up-drawn,
+ That no base shuffling subterfuge may e'er
+ In after years crop up to thwart the bond."
+ Thus spake the king Djâbel. My Christian knight
+ Did vow upon his honour all should be
+ Exact as nicest lawyer could require.
+ Alas, for human villainy! What snares
+ And wiles beset the simple, trusting heart.
+ I loved him, and did lend a willing ear
+ To all his schemes, spite my father's counsel,
+ Suspecting nothing. What should I, poor child,
+ Know of the world and all its hollowness?
+ But King Djâbel, suspecting treachery
+ E'en from the first, and well upon his guard--
+ For little trust he placed in Christian wight--
+ Did stand aloof, and watched things from afar.
+ "Now will I try the faith of this same knight,"
+ He said, and with a frankness ably feigned,
+ He bid my lord take all things in _his_ hands,
+ Saying he trusted him in all, but he,
+ For his part, was a very simple man,
+ Unskilled in the world's usances and all
+ That appertains to life 'neath governments,
+ 'Pon seeing which, the wily Christian lord
+ Straight sought to profit by his innocence;
+ Betray the hand that trusted him, and thought
+ The dusky king, the dark barbarian,
+ Would fall an easy prey into his hands.
+ Howbeit, King Djâbel, like crafty foe,
+ Though simple seeming, sent abroad his spies,
+ Whilst he himself was absent. From these men--
+ Men whom he trusted--he was well informed
+ That this proud don had formed the fell design
+ That a false priest should join our hands together.
+
+ D. PAS. Villain!
+
+ GIP. Q. Thou speakest sooth, for villainy
+ More base or perjured never sprang from hell.
+ I thought he loved me, but I found too late
+ He sought to spurn me from him soon as e'er
+ His lust was sated. So he straightway wrote
+ To some base profligate and spendthrift friend
+ Who owed him money, promising that he
+ Would cancel all his debt and yet advance
+ Another round sum, if, peradventure,
+ He should so aid him in his hellish plot
+ As to enact the part of holy priest,
+ And satisfy the claims of King Djâbel,
+ Whilst he himself should be no longer bound
+ To me by law than it should seem him fit,
+ E'en as I were but his base concubine.
+ You see, he loved me not, e'en from the first,
+ Despite his protestations, since he could
+ In base cold blood conceive such dire deceit.
+ But this I knew not at the time, nor all
+ The foul devices of his reptile heart.
+ But fondly thinking that he loved me as
+ I then loved him, I listened to his suit;
+ Nor was I undeceived, till, ah! too late.
+
+ D. PAS. This is most monstrous! Noble Queen, I vow
+ Your sorrows move me to forget mine own.
+ I would I had the traitor by the throat,
+ That I might show him once how I esteem
+ Him and his villainy. Nay, 'tis a crime
+ That calls aloud to Heaven for vengeance.
+ Thou art nought to me Queen, but yet I feel
+ The wrong done towards thee e'en as though thou wert
+ My own true flesh and blood. I'd do as much
+ E'en wert thou thrice mine enemy. I swear
+ That should this traitor ever cross my path,
+ Or he or the false priest (I care not which--
+ Aye, both together, for 'tis nought to me),
+ By Heaven I swear----
+
+ GIP. Q. Hold! Heaven's instruments
+ Are ever preordained. Thou canst not move
+ One single step; nay, more, not e'en thy pulse
+ Could throb again but for the will of Heaven.
+ Leave him to Fate, for vengeance due will fall
+ In time, and from that quarter Heaven wills.
+
+ D. PAS. True Queen, but tell me more, I fain would know,
+ What said your royal sire King Djâbel?
+
+ GIP. Q. Then list, and thou shalt hear how Djâbel's spies
+ Did intercept the lines that this false lord
+ Wrote to his profligate and perjured friend,
+ So that he received them not. But now mark
+ What did my royal father? First he went
+ To seek a Christian priest, long known to him,
+ Albeit, unknown to this same haughty don;
+ To him he showed the lines, and through his aid.
+ Was writ an answer to this foul epistle,
+ As coming from the friend of this false lord.
+ This priest was father Miguel.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha! that name.
+ Why beats my heart as it ne'er throbbed before?
+ Say, what is this new light that bursts upon
+ My whilom darkened soul? What power is this
+ That stirs my thoughts within me? But proceed.
+ I must, and will know more. Proceed, O Queen.
+ My frame doth tremble in expectancy
+ For thy next word. Tell me, oh, tell me if----
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) Already he doth divine what I would say;
+ Be still, my heart, and give me strength to tell it.
+ (_Aloud._) This letter, then, by Father Miguel forged,
+ Ran thus in substance. Making first excuse
+ That sudden illness made him keep his bed,
+ But though unable to oblige his friend,
+ Did, ne'ertheless, not to disappoint him,
+ (Hearing the case was urgent, and not knowing
+ How long it might be e'er he should recover)
+ He thought to do not wrong in sending one,
+ A trusty friend and boon companion,
+ One, Don Elviro hight, to act as proxy;
+ This was the name that Father Miguel bore
+ To mask his own. Then straightway he set forth
+ T'wards the inn, from which the letter dated,
+ The while my lord, who, reading in hot haste
+ The letter through, and doubting not that he
+ Were aught else than what the letter stated
+ (To wit, Elviro, and no priest at all).
+ So sure was he of this, suspecting nought,
+ He fondly welcomed him, and many a joke
+ They cracked together o'er the heartless scheme.
+ Don Miguel acting well his part throughout
+ With ribald jest, and oft full merrily
+ Alluding to his tonsure newly shorn,
+ Asked of his patron how he liked his garb,
+ And if he did not look a priest indeed.
+ At this his lord laughed heartily, and thus
+ Time passed away till I should don the veil,
+ And we were married before witnesses.
+ The ceremony over, all passed o'er
+ Right merrily, nor knows my lord e'en now,
+ Not even to this day, that he is married.
+
+ D. PAS. Well done, by Heaven! And Father Miguel hail!
+ So was the base would-be seducer paid
+ Back in his own base coin. This should e'er be.
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, but thinkest thou I knew aught of this,
+ Or was partaker in Don Miguel's scheme?
+ Oh, no; of this my father told me nought,
+ Nor knew I aught of all this base intrigue,
+ This would-be marriage false, by false priest blessed,
+ Till later years; in fact, until the time
+ That King Djâbel upon his death bed lay.
+ He then confessed to me the foul design
+ By him so ably thwarted. But e'en then
+ The traitor had abandoned me already.
+ He thought his marriage false, and told me plain
+ I had no hold on him. I sought my sire,
+ And then the truth came out. The blow was great,
+ To find myself abandoned and deceived
+ By him I loved and trusted, e'en though I
+ Knew well that I stood right before the law,
+ He had no right to leave me, that I knew.
+ 'Twas heartless, as I then was big with child;
+ His father, too, was dead, old Don Fernand,
+ And I, by rights, his castle should have shared,
+ As he had promised, but old King Djâbel
+ Did counsel me, "Be patient yet awhile;
+ A day will come when thou shalt vengeance take.
+ Nature hath made me prophet. I can see
+ Now that my sun is sinking far beyond
+ This earthly sphere, all that shall come to pass
+ In future years. Delay thy vengeance, then,
+ Still a few years, and I will be thy guide;
+ I, Djâbel, from over this side the grave
+ Will guide thy steps and shape thy destinies
+ Until the hour arrive." Thus spake Djâbel,
+ And falling back upon his rugged couch,
+ Did breathe his last, clasping my hand in his;
+ He now sleeps with his fathers. Rest his soul!
+ And I, now left an orphan, and so young;
+ Abandoned, too, by the base man I loved,
+ How fared it with me, being then with child?
+ The days of mourning for my father o'er,
+ I could not keep my mind from wandering back
+ To our first days of courtship, when my lord
+ First wooed me, and did win my virgin heart.
+ I dwelt upon the memory of his words--
+ How he had promised me in days of yore,
+ His father being dead, old Don Fernand,
+ That I should mistress of his castle be.
+ How had he kept his promise? Don Fernand
+ Was long since dead, yet he no offer made
+ About his castle, but did keep me e'er
+ Within a little cottage that he built
+ During his father's lifetime for me, when
+ We first were married. Here I lived content,
+ For he then oft would visit me, and when
+ He came not, yet I had full trust in him,
+ And waited patiently, beguiling time
+ By tending flowers in my garden home,
+ For this was aye my passion from a child,
+ And thus the hours passed full happily.
+ But one day, seeing my lord with murky brow,
+ And not divining what the cause mote be,
+ I, with fond heart and young simplicity,
+ Did offer all that consolation
+ That loving wife will offer to her lord
+ In moments of deep sadness. But he spurned
+ Me coldly from him, and when I did ask
+ In what way I had my lord offended,
+ Deigning no direct reply, made answer,
+ He loved me not. I had no hold on him,
+ Should ne'er be mistress of his father's hall,
+ Our marriage being but a mockery,
+ To last as long as it should please himself.
+ He left me with a laugh of bitter scorn,
+ Whilst I, as if by lightning struck, did fall
+ Flat to the earth, and waking, sought my sire.
+ Thou knowest how my father, dying, left
+ A promise he would ever guide my steps
+ In hour of vengeance; so I patience kept.
+ Meanwhile our son was born. That son _art thou_!
+
+ D. PAS. Oh, mother! mother!
+ [_They embrace and weep on each others' necks._
+ (_On recovering._) I did half divine
+ The truth from the beginning of thy tale,
+ But at the name of Father Miguel
+ My heart did smite so loud against my ribs
+ As like to burst them; e'en as were it charged
+ From Heaven with joyful tidings to my soul.
+ I ever knew that man in some strange way
+ Was mixed up in the mystery of my birth.
+
+ GIP. Q. 'Twas he that christened thee, abandoned by
+ Thy all unworthy father. He that holds
+ Proofs that our marriage valid is by law,
+ Without which proofs thou'dst been born a bastard,
+ A stray, an outcast, slave to this world's scorn.
+ The Lady Angela, that kind, good soul,
+ Whose counsellor and priest Don Miguel was,
+ Knew all thy history, and pitied thee.
+ She was thy godmother while at the font.
+ Don Miguel marked thee with the Christian's sign,
+ And being a widow lady without heirs,
+ And rich withal, she straightway did resolve
+ T'adopt thee, and 'neath Father Miguel's care
+ To have thee educated as a priest.
+ Poor pious soul! But thou know'st best of all
+ How thine own wilful temper at the school--
+ Thy wild, impatient, roving gipsy blood,--
+ Did give small promise for a like career,
+ Which Father Miguel seeing from the first
+ (Though not until repeated efforts made
+ To tame thy stubborn nature proved in vain)
+ Did finally, now weary of his charge,
+ Abandon thee unto thine own wild ways,
+ Doling the money out from time to time,
+ Till thou should'st come of age. That time has come.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha! ha! I well do call to mind the time
+ When Father Miguel, with church dogmas sought
+ To warp my stubborn brain, and if I asked
+ Him to explain some of that lore he taught,
+ And fain would burden my poor skull withal,
+ Then straight it was a mystery. I must
+ Have faith, he said; nor ask the reason why.
+ Against this answer my young soul rebelled.
+ And long and fierce the battles that we fought.
+ He called me insubordinate and rude.
+ Said I lacked discipline, humility,
+ That I must subjugate my intellect
+ Unto the church's dictates, threatening me
+ With purgatory and everlasting fire
+ Unless I thought as he did, branding me
+ As atheist, Jew, or heretic, whilst I
+ Called him a fool. Then losing all control
+ Over his passions, this good, holy man
+ Did raise his hand to strike me, seeing which
+ I seized a knife and threw it at his head,
+ Leaving a scar upon his cheek; then laughed.
+ As I grew older matters mended not,
+ So he sent me to a seminary,
+ Thinking to curb my will by discipline;
+ But they soon found the worse they treated me
+ The worse was I, and so all gave me up.
+ 'Tis years since we have met. We were not formed
+ To live together. Greater opposites
+ In character Nature ne'er formed from clay.
+ I owe the holy man no grudge; not I.
+ He did his best, I mine to understand him.
+ We were formed differently from our birth.
+
+ GIP. Q. A wild boy thou wert ever. That is true.
+ I've watched thee oft when thou thought'st me afar.
+ Thou knew'st me not for mother, nor would I
+ Unveil the myst'ry of thy parentage,
+ Nor bring disgrace on Lady Angela,
+ Who had so kindly offered to adopt
+ Thee, the poor outcast gipsy's mongrel son,
+ And rear him like the proudest of the land.
+ Why should I, with my narrow, selfish love,
+ Oppose a barrier to my son's advance,
+ Refuse the lady's bounty, and drag down
+ My son unto the level of myself.
+ A wand'ring gipsy! Yet I loved thee. Ay,
+ I loved thee e'en with more than mother's love.
+ I would that all should love thee. As for those
+ Who loved thee not, these I vowed should fear thee.
+ I'ld see thee feared and envied, proud and great
+ High up above thy fellows; and for this
+ I smothered in my heart all outward show
+ Of my affection, and so hid myself.
+ Still, I was near and watched thee day by day
+ Expand as the young plant before the sun.
+ And I was happy in my heart of hearts
+ To know that thou wert happy, and to know
+ I was thy mother, though thou knew'st it not.
+ And so for years I've watched thee, till thine own
+ Wild wand'ring nature bid thee roam abroad.
+ 'Twas then for years that I lost sight of thee;
+ This also was predicted by the stars,
+ And so I gave to thee this gipsy ring
+ That I might know thee when we met again.
+
+ D. PAS. Ay, I do mind me well, when yet a child,
+ How once a gipsy gave it me, and bid
+ Me wear it ever, and 'twould bring me luck;
+ And how I, childlike, straight returned home,
+ Pleased with the gift, to show my mother, or
+ The lady whom I thought my mother then.
+ But tell me, queen or mother, which thou wilt,
+ Why, if as I think, all thy tale be true
+ And thou wert really married to Don Diego,
+ Knowing the law to be upon thy side,
+ Why didst thou not at once set up thy claim
+ Of lawful wife, instead of waiting now,
+ A score of years and more! Thou could'st have claimed----
+
+ GIP. Q. Thou askest me why I did not avail
+ Myself of that protection that the law
+ In my case would enforce. I'll tell thee, then.
+ I was, indeed, then counselled so to do
+ By Father Miguel and some other friends,
+ Who knew that legal marriage was performed;
+ But being mindful of the promise made
+ Unto my father on his bed of death,
+ And having strict confidence in his words,
+ Those deep prophetic words which never erred,
+ Then finding, too, when I did scan the stars
+ Good reason his for bidding me postpone
+ My vengeance for a season less ill-starred.
+
+ D. PAS. What saw'st thou, mother, in the stars to make
+ Thee to abandon all thy rightful claims
+ And crave the charity of an alien?
+
+ GIP. Q. I craved no charity. The lady who
+ Did stand to thee in lieu of mother, came
+ Herself and craved of me permission
+ To take thee home and rear thee as her child;
+ Which offer I, though with much reluctance,
+ At length accepted, ever mindful of
+ The brilliant future that the stars foretold.
+
+ D. PAS. What sign was that that caused thee then such fear?
+
+ GIP. Q. A star malefic in thy house of life;
+ Threatening thee with speedy violent death
+ From some traitor's hand. That hand, thy father's.
+ Had I ta'en counsel of well-meaning friends
+ And urged my rights, ay, had I moved a step,
+ Thy life and mine had dearly paid for it.
+
+ D. PAS. How this may be, I know not. If the stars
+ Do really rule our destinies, or if
+ Thy woman's fears but made thee dread contact
+ With men in power. Have we not the law?
+
+ GIP. Q. Justice may be bought. The oppressor's star
+ Was then in the ascendant. 'Tis no more.
+ Now mark, and I will show thee how the stars
+ Have worked and ripened for my just revenge.
+ Thou knowest well, 'tis now full many years
+ I have lost sight of thee, though I have learned
+ From Father Miguel thou wast still alive;
+ The stars foretold our meeting. Until now
+ I've waited for thee, and the stars likewise
+ Predicted that almost at the same time
+ Another I should meet, whose destiny
+ Did figure so in thy young house of life.
+
+ D. PAS. What! The Lady Inez?
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, even she.
+
+ D. PAS. Then Heav'n be praised for happier destiny
+ Ne'er fell to lot of man.
+
+ GIP. Q. Nay, not so fast;
+ There're dangers still to pass, and thou must bear
+ Thyself right bravely if thou would'st succeed.
+
+ D. PAS. Dost doubt my courage, mother? My good blade
+ Shall carve me fortune wheresoe'er it turns.
+
+ GIP. Q. Hot headed youth! Guard well thy strength until
+ 'Tis needed. Thou art weak from loss of blood,
+ And need'st repose e'er thou set forth to work.
+ The sun is high in heaven. Ere nightfall
+ Thou wilt have need of all thy youthful strength.
+ Ere midnight I will lead thee to a wood,
+ Accompanied by all my followers,
+ From thence we must ascend a rugged path
+ That leads to the tyrant's stronghold.
+
+ D. PAS. What tyrant?
+
+ GIP. Q. The nameless. Thy rival and thy father.
+
+ D. PAS. Don Diego! 'Twas he, then, that yester-eve
+ Did snatch the Lady Inez from my breast
+ As I lay faint and bleeding?
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, e'en he;
+ And now he fain would marry her perforce,
+ With or without her answer; he has sworn
+ To wed her straight, scarce struck the midnight hour,
+ And hurries on with most indecent haste
+ This mockery of a marriage 'gainst the will
+ And inclinations of the girl herself,
+ And also 'gainst the wishes of her sire,
+ Whom, poor man, the tyrant holds in 's power,
+ As hawk doth hold a dove, obliging him
+ To give consent to this most monstrous match
+ With his fair daughter, only late arrived
+ Home from the convent of St. Ursula
+ (Albeit he knows not, I've the proofs in hand
+ Of our real marriage. Read them an you list)
+ [_Handing papers to Don Pascual._
+ He needs must hasten on his base design,
+ For fear of interruption. Be it ours
+ To baulk this rabid eagle of his prey,
+ Snatch from his reeking claws the innocent lamb,
+ And rescue chastity from guilt's device.
+ Let this be Pepa's mission upon earth,
+ To succour virtue and avenge the wrong,
+ And thou, Pascual, stand thou me true in this,
+ Let no wrong pass, but quickly search it out,
+ And boldly in the light of day proclaim
+ The tyrant's wrong, in spite of odds or force.
+
+ D. PAS. Mother, I swear. Fear not thou'lt find me apt;
+ My sword is at thy service, e'en had I
+ No more incentive to avenge thee than
+ The sense of wrong that ever stirs my blood.
+ But now I have my own more selfish ends
+ To serve. The maid 'fore all most near my heart
+ To rescue from the talons of a foe;
+ The mother, too, who gave me birth to shield
+ From foul dishonour, and the tyrant who
+ Begat me, yet fain would dub me bastard,
+ Still to chastise. With these wrongs to redress,
+ Or e'en the half, what coward would not turn brave?
+ What mouse would not turn lion? Rest in peace,
+ This night thou art avenged. Pascual doth swear it.
+
+ GIP. Q. Spoke like my own true son. And now to rest;
+ Thou needest sleep, to calm thy jaded nerves,
+ And brace thee for the work thou hast to-night.
+
+ [_They embrace. Pascual throws himself upon his couch. Gipsy
+ Queen sits watching him. Scene changes._
+
+
+SCENE III.--_Inez' bedchamber in Don Silvio's castle; an old four posted
+bed, with faded hangings--old faded tapestry. A prie-dieu in front of a
+picture of our Lady of Pain. Crucifixes and pious relics adorn the
+chambers. Don Silvio is discovered pleading earnestly. Inez weeping._
+
+ INEZ. (_Tearing herself away._) Cease, father, cease; I cannot, dare
+ not yield.
+ How can you ask me, after all you've said?
+ What! Wed a man I never saw before,
+ A man whose age, too, full quadruples mine!
+ And at a moment's notice! Fie! for shame!
+ Was it for this then that you call'dst me home,
+ To barter soul and body for mere gold?
+ Is it not thus the lowest of our sex,
+ Led on by glitter to fill Satan's ranks,
+ Fall, ne'er to rise again? Ah! woe is me.
+ Think, father, think. What could such union be
+ Before the eyes of Heaven? Would it not
+ Be foul adultery, base, incestuous lust?
+ And this you'ld have from me, your only child?
+ Oh, father! 'twas not thus that you once spake.
+ Where are your noble maxims, father, now?
+ Alas! alas! all scattered to the winds
+ Before the first blast of the tempting fiend.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Aside._) Now this is most just, by Heav'n! that I be
+ Thus by my own child humbled and reproved,
+ For falling back from truth in hour of trial.
+ Dear inn'cent soul! How could she yield to terms
+ Alike repugnant to her virgin heart
+ As mine own conscience? But, then, what to do?
+ Ah! cursed be the hour I gave consent
+ Unto that monstrous pact! What would I give
+ Now to undo the same, were't in my power?
+ But my inexorable foe has sworn
+ To have his bond, and Diego never jests.
+ Most dire necessity doth bid me save
+ Myself and household from disgrace and death.
+ Ay, from starvation. Nothing short of that
+ Should make me recreant to my conscience law.
+ She, young and hopeful, realises not
+ The want and misery that must ensue
+ To us on her refusal. Be it so.
+ Occasion presses. Time must not be lost.
+ I will try again, though conscience brand me.
+ (_Aloud._) Inez!
+
+ INEZ. Father!
+
+ D. SIL. Bethink thee, yet, my child.
+
+ INEZ. Parent, no more!
+
+ D. SIL. What am I, then, to do?
+ I, thy poor agèd father, sent abroad
+ To beg my bread. No shelter from the wind
+ And rain. No food; no hospitable roof.
+ Our servants, too, must all our ills endure;
+ And all through thee, through thine own obdurate heart.
+ But 'twill not serve thee. Not one whit, for though
+ Thou still resist, Don Diego will use force;
+ His myrmidons----
+
+ INEZ. I fear them not, when God is on our side.
+ This is a trial, and we must have faith.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Desperate._) My child! Will nothing move thee? On thy head
+ Will be thy father's blood. My life's at stake.
+
+ INEZ. Think of thy soul, old man, and trust in God.
+ Thou, who didst teach mine infant lips to pray,
+ Canst thou not pray, or wilt thou learn of me
+ Now thou art old? Hast thou no faith, father?
+
+ D. SIL. Alas! alas! 'Tis many years these knees
+ Have bowed no more in prayer. When I was young,
+ And yet had faith, 'twas then I used to pray.
+
+ INEZ. But now; Oh, father! Heaven! What can have caused
+ This falling off of piety in age?
+ For years not bent the knee unto thy God!
+ I wonder not He hath abandoned thee.
+ Come, learn of me. Look here. Gaze on this form,
+
+ [_Snatches a crucifix from the wall, and thrusts it into Don
+ Silvio's unwilling hands._
+
+ This bleeding image. See this crown of thorns,
+ These nails, that side thrust; and then learn how He
+ Suffered and died for us. Canst thou not bear
+ One little pang an 't be the will of Heaven?
+ What is thy grief to His, who suffered more
+ Than mortal man e'er suffered? Father, pray
+ God will not desert those who trust in Him.
+
+ D. SIL. Nay, thou art young and hopeful. I am old.
+
+ INEZ. Kneel, father, kneel; and look not so downcast.
+ Behold the blessed Virgin Mary, pierced
+ And sorrowing for our sins. Come, father, kneel.
+ Do as I do, and throw thyself before
+ This blessed image, and repeat these words.
+
+ [_Throws herself on the prie-dieu, and clasps her hands together
+ in front of the picture of our Lady of Pain. Don Silvio still
+ standing._
+
+ Oh! Holy Virgin, Mother of our Lord;
+ Chosen of God, immaculate, Divine;
+ Thou, who hast promised aye to intercede
+ With thy dear Son, the living God of Heaven
+ For us poor mortals when oppressed with woe,
+ From that high heaven where thou sittest enthroned
+ 'Midst glorious angels, mercifully look down
+ Upon thy humble votaries, who groan
+ 'Neath the oppression of a tyrant world.
+ Oh! thou who never turnest a deaf ear
+ Unto a suppliant's prayer, send down thy grace,
+ And succour her from evil men's designs
+ Who puts her trust in thee. Thwart thou their schemes,
+ And, for the glory of thy holy name,
+ Avenge thy handmaid's wrongs, and punish those
+ Who, strong in the abuse of worldly power,
+ Would fain defile the virgin chastity
+ Of her who seeks thy aid; rain down thy grace.
+ Oh! Holy Mother, who canst never see
+ The wrong to triumph and the right to fall,
+ Soften my father's heart, and let him kneel
+ To thee, and join with me in heartfelt prayer
+ And supplication, that the evils which
+ Do threaten us alike may be withdrawn.
+
+ [_Don Silvio drops crucifix, and exit slowly and moodily._
+
+ Oh, Holy Saints! Oh, Holy Virgin Mother!
+ Look down in pity on this suppliant pair,
+ Who all unworthy are to raise our eyes
+ To that high Heaven, whence thou art, and seek
+ Thy aid and guidance, strengthen us, O Lord!
+ Strengthen our faith, and let our trust in Thee
+ Never abate, e'en in temptation's hour.
+
+ [_Draws forth a rosary, and remains for some time counting her
+ beads. Then rises._
+
+ I thank thee, Holy Virgin. Thou hast heard
+ The prayer of faith, and----(_looking round her_) What! my father
+ gone!
+ Too proud to pray, alas! Oh, Heaven grant
+ My doting father more humility,
+ More faith, more hope; and aye within this breast
+ Keep thou _my_ faith alive, lest Satan send
+ Some emissary forth to thwart thy will.
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ, _smiling towards_ INEZ, _who starts, looks
+ suspiciously at her, and shudders_.
+
+ ROD. What! my young mistress taken by surprise,
+ And scared at poor Rodriguez! I've no doubt
+ Some transient fever, brought on by the shock
+ You late have suffered, made you shiver so.
+ Come to old Rodriguez, my pretty bird,
+ Pour forth into old nurse's willing ear
+ All its past troubles. Did the gipsy gang
+ Run off with pretty darling, and insult
+ Her and old Pedro! Sweetest, grieve no more
+ Now all is over, but take courage from
+ Old nurse Rodriguez, who was ever wont
+ To smooth its pillow, and to share its griefs.
+
+ INEZ. Good nurse, Rodriguez, 'tis not, as you think,
+ The gipsy tribe that causes me this dread.
+ I have another and a secret grief
+ I daren't divulge to thee. Nay, leave me, pray.
+
+ ROD. What! my young mistress has a secret grief;
+ And I, poor old Rodriguez, am debarred
+ From sharing it. Leave you alone, forsooth!
+ Leave my young mistress Inez all alone,
+ To brood and mope over her secret grief!
+ Never! You ill know nurse Rodriguez, child.
+
+ INEZ. (_Aside._) This is intolerable.
+
+ ROD. As you say,
+ It cannot be about the gipsy tribe
+ My darling frets. The danger's gone and past,
+ Thanks to the noble conduct of my lord,
+ The brave and gallant Don Diego, who
+ At risk of his own life, with sword in hand,
+ Did rescue you from the dark gipsy gang.
+ 'Twas bravely done. And how he wears his years!
+ Just like a stripling--and how fine a man;
+ How courteous, too, and what a merry eye
+ He has for all his favourites. I'm sure
+ That you yourself are one, judging from how
+ [_Inez draws back scornfully._
+ He looks at you askance, then turns away
+ And sighs so deeply, little thinking that
+ Rodriguez guesses what he bears within.
+
+ INEZ. Rodriguez, silence! Of this trash no more.
+
+ ROD. Nay, Mistress Inez; pray not angered be
+ With poor old nurse. She loves a jest at times.
+
+ INEZ. I'm in no jesting mood, I promise you.
+ I pray you, leave me.
+
+ ROD. There you are again,
+ Wishing me to leave you alone to mope;
+ But, dear, Rodriguez better knows than leave
+ Her little mistress all uncomforted.
+ Away with nasty grief, and courage take
+ From kind old nurse, and, like her, merry be.
+
+ INEZ. Your consolation, nurse, is, perhaps, well meant.
+ Albeit, at present, 'tis superfluous.
+
+ ROD. What! Hoity, toity! child; would'st have me see
+ My little Inez pining and downcast,
+ E'en though it be for nought at all; and ne'er
+ Say word to cheer her? Nay, 'tis my duty
+ To my mistress. So here I mean to stick
+ Until I've made you laugh. Come now, madam.
+
+ INEZ. (_Aside._) She's insupportable.
+
+ ROD. Were I a maid once more, I'd show you how
+ I'd laugh and enjoy the world. Not as you,
+ Pent up these years within a convent cell,
+ Till you've grown musty. A pest on convents all!
+ Keep them for cripples and incurables.
+ For those who from birth so ill-favoured are,
+ They find not husbands. These may chant and sing,
+ And moan and fast, an't please them; but, for you,
+ A maid of Lady Inez's beauty, jammed
+ Within these walls--'tis sacrilege, I ween.
+
+ INEZ. Rodriguez, now you must not lightly talk
+ Against those holy women, who have fled
+ All worldly joys to win the peace of Heaven.
+
+ ROD. Each to their taste. For me, I love the world.
+
+ INEZ. I know it, nurse; but at your age 'twere fit
+ You'd higher thoughts.
+
+ ROD. At _my_ age! Pooh! tut, tut!
+ Those with a merry heart are never old.
+ Look at Don Diego, how he bears himself,
+ And all because he has a merry heart.
+ Had he been priest or monk, he had been old
+ At thirty. But just look how proud his step,
+ How clear his eye, how red his manly cheek.
+ Were I a maid once more, just of your age,
+ I straight should lose my heart, and that's a fact.
+ Heigh ho!
+
+ INEZ. A truce to this unseemly banter.
+ Nor dare to name that man to me again.
+
+ ROD. That man! What, poor Don Diego? In what way
+ Hath he offended, that you treat him thus?
+ I'm sure he is not conscious of his fault,
+ Or he would die with grief; the dear, good man,
+ Fond of you as he is, as all can see.
+
+ INEZ. Rodriguez, cease! I'll hear no more, I've said.
+ And let me tell you, nurse, now once for all,
+ It ill becomes thy years and sex, t'enact
+ A part, of all parts most contemptible.
+
+ ROD. What part, my pretty child? Don't so misjudge
+ Poor nurse Rodriguez as to think that she
+ Could counsel you for aught but for your good
+ Remember, you are young, my mistress dear,
+ And have yet to unlearn your convent life,
+ That so ill fits you for our merry world.
+ Your father, poor mistaken man----
+
+ INEZ. Hold there,
+ And reverence my father as thy lord.
+
+ ROD. Ne'er doubt me, mistress mine, but e'en my lord
+ Would counsel you as I would counsel you.
+
+ INEZ. Thou speak'st of counsel. How would'st counsel me?
+
+ ROD. Nay, then, nought 'gainst your interests; that's clear.
+ Had I your youth and beauty, and your chance,
+ I'd have a care, nor throw such chance away.
+ Lend not the ear to ev'ry stripling, child,
+ Because he's smooth of mien, but look behind
+ The outer gloss, and seek for solid gold.
+
+ INEZ. Your counsel, nurse, is mercenary.
+
+ ROD. Tut, tut.
+ We've got to live; to live we've got to eat;
+ Then comes our dress, our servants, and what else
+ May appertain unto a lady born,
+ As was your mother, Lady Dorothea,--
+ Of blessed mem'ry,--when this ancient hall
+ Looked livelier than at the present day.
+ Now hark! my dear young mistress, and attend
+ To these my words, as were they from the lips
+ Of your own sainted mother, who looks down
+ From her high post, and sees all that we do.
+ What, think you, would your fondest mother say,
+ To see this castle go to rack and ruin,
+ Her darling child descend in social scale,
+ Because she would espouse some popinjay.
+ Whose wealth was all he carried on his back?
+ When she could get a chance to marry one
+ (A goodly man, if more mature in years)
+ A great hidalgo, and of wealth untold,
+ By means of which she could redeem this hall,
+ And make it worthy of its better days;
+ Pay off her father's debts, and thus content
+ Him and his household, and all else beside.
+ Why, marry, 'twere rank madness to let slip
+ Such glorious chance, and such a chance have you.
+
+ INEZ. Enough.
+
+ ROD. Nay, I _will_ speak in duty bound,
+ And tell you, willy-nilly, that the man
+ Who thus would lay his riches at the feet
+ Of my poor master's daughter is none else
+ Than noble Lord Don Diego.
+
+ INEZ. I have said
+ I will not have thee mention that man's name;
+ I did divine thy mission from the first,
+ And doubt me not that thou wert amply paid
+ To play the go-between; but learn for once,
+ Base woman, that my heart must not be bought;
+ The purest gift of Heaven was not made
+ To be an article of merchandise.
+ My heart's in mine own keeping, and must ne'er
+ Be given up save to the man I love.
+ Though this pile fall to ruins o'er our heads;
+ Though hunger threaten; though my father's life
+ And other lives at stake be; nay, e'en though
+ This robe be turned to rags and I be sent
+ Abroad to beg my bread, and from the cold
+ Night storm or tempest ne'er a shelter find;
+ Nay, come what will, nought 'gainst the will of Heaven
+ Must e'er be done to suit the present hour.
+
+ ROD. Nay, speak not thus, young mistress, but be calm;
+ Rodriguez, too, was once a girl and thought,
+ E'en as you do now.
+
+ INEZ. More's the pity then
+ That years, instead of bringing purer thoughts,
+ Should cancel all the purity of youth.
+
+ ROD. Nay, mistress mine, what I would say is this:
+ That being in youth, even as yourself,
+ More swayed by my heart than my interests,
+ I gave my heart unto the man I loved,
+ Disdaining higher offer, but soon found
+ Cause to repent for having thrown away
+ A better chance; for Carlos, when he saw
+ That I had nought, and he had nought, he 'gan
+ To lose the love he had for me, and then
+ He beat me, and we quarrelled. Soon he died.
+ And being left destitute, was fain t'accept
+ The place of servant in your father's house.
+
+ INEZ. And by this tale of sorrows thou would'st prove
+ That we in this life are in duty bound
+ To sell our souls unto the highest bidder.
+ Away with such foul subtleties, with which
+ The arch-fiend baits his hook to tempt God's own.
+ Give me the quiet of a convent cell,
+ Rather than rank and splendour with disgrace.
+
+ ROD. Disgrace! Nay, honour. When the knot is tied
+ You will be held in honour by the world.
+ It is not mere protection that is offered,
+ But legal marriage. There's the difference.
+
+ INEZ. The marriage that 'fore Heaven legal is,
+ Is that in which two souls are joined in one,
+ And not the forced and bitter mockery
+ Born of man's interest, by him approved.
+ Such match as thou would'st counsel were no match,
+ But lust and policy combined in one;
+ Most foul adultery in Heaven's eyes,
+ Ay, e'en despite the blessing of the church.
+ But, to cut short this most distasteful theme,
+ Perhaps thou'lt tell me, as an after-clause
+ Included in the pact, should I accept
+ This offer that Don Diego deigns to make,
+ 'Twere necessary that this match take place
+ This night at midnight, without more delay.
+
+ ROD. Why, some such clause there is, I must confess,
+ A mere caprice. What matters it? But then
+ The offer is so splendid. Only think!
+
+ INEZ. In case of my refusing him. What then?
+
+ ROD. You surely would not think of such a thing,
+ If you knew how he loved you.
+
+ INEZ. Still I ask,
+ What's the alternative should I refuse?
+
+ ROD. I would not counsel you to brave his ire.
+ He loves you most devotedly, I know,
+ And 'tis for that he'd hasten on the match,
+ 'Tis over-eagerness and fear to lose
+ His prize. A groundless fear, I do admit.
+ But he was ever an eccentric man:
+ A good man though.
+
+ INEZ. So all I have to fear
+ Is but his ire?
+
+ ROD. I know not though what form
+ His ire might take. He's powerful and great,
+ Accustomed to obedience, to command,
+ Like all great military leaders who
+ Hold up their heads above their fellow-men.
+ He _might_ use force. I would not you advise
+ To thwart his will, but quietly to yield.
+
+ INEZ. And art thou woman, who would'st counsel me,
+ Through fear of violence of mortal man,
+ To so offend against all chastity
+ As yield obedience to this man's lust?
+ A veteran full four times mine own age,
+ And that, in all hot haste this very night,
+ When I have scarce had time to see his face!
+ Is't this that thou call'st love? Now fie! Now fie!
+ I did think better of thee, nurse Rodriguez,
+ Than that thy tongue could have been bought for gold
+ In such base cause. But since 'tis come to this--
+ Away from me! and tell the fiend who sent thee,
+ Inez would rather die a thousand deaths
+ Than barter her virtue for all his gold.
+
+ ROD. I dare not tell him so, my pretty bird.
+
+ INEZ. Then send him here, I'll tell him so myself.
+ I fear no man when God is on my side.
+
+ ROD. Nay, mistress, dear, forbear. You know him not.
+
+ INEZ. Yet thou would'st have me marry him. For shame!
+
+ ROD. I know not what to say. 'Twas urgency,
+ Most dire necessity, that made me speak;
+ Fear for your father's life, mine own, and Pedro's,
+ And last, not least, yourself, my darling child.
+ I am bewildered and half gone mad.
+ What shall we do? Oh, Heaven grant us help.
+
+ INEZ. I trust as ever in the help of Heaven.
+ Sustain us, Lord, in our adversity,
+ And let us lack not faith. [_A knock at the door._
+ Oh, holy saints!
+
+ PEDRO. (_Without._) Rodriguez! What ho! Donna Rodriguez!
+ My lord Don Diego awaiteth thee below.
+
+ ROD. I come, I come. (_Aside._) Ah me! what shall I say? [_Exit._
+
+ INEZ. Now, saints protect us! Holy Virgin, thou
+ Be still my guide, nor let me pray in vain.
+
+ [_Inez throws herself half fainting on the prie-dieu, and the
+ scene closes._
+
+
+SCENE IV.--_A Wood of chestnuts. Moonlight. Gipsies in ambush. Don
+Diego's castle seen towering above the trees._
+
+ _Enter_ GIPSY QUEEN _and_ PASCUAL.
+
+ GIP. Q. Behold the spot I told thee of, from whence
+ We must begin th' ascent. (_To Gipsies._) Is all prepared?
+
+ GIPSIES TOGETHER. Ay, Queen.
+
+ GIP. Q. And Father Miguel?
+
+ A GIPSY. He comes anon.
+
+ D. PAS. What, even Father Miguel! Will he join?
+
+ GIP. Q. He is, as ever, our most staunch ally,
+ And doth possess a keen and ready wit
+ In time of need. A soft and oily tongue
+ And gentle manner, that may well disarm
+ All base suspicion. Such sound policy
+ As may enable him to win the day,
+ When all such brainless braggadocio
+ As thine might fail.
+
+ D. PAS. Bravo, Father Miguel!
+ An he be practised in the use of 's tongue,
+ As I am in the use of my good blade
+ We shall do well together.
+
+ GIP. Q. See, he comes.
+
+ _Enter_ FATHER MIGUEL. _He walks straight up to_ GIPSY QUEEN.
+
+ F'TH. M. Pepa, well met. Is this young man your son?
+
+ D. PAS. (_Stepping forward._) Ay, holy father. Dost remember me?
+
+ F'TH. M. But little, son. It is so many years
+ We have not met, and thou art altered much.
+ Thou wert then but a lad--a naughty lad,
+ A very naughty lad.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
+ The accusation, I admit, is just,
+ But hope, after to-night, that we may learn
+ To know each other better.
+
+ F'TH. M. So say I.
+ And now, for what doth most concern us all.
+
+ TO GIPSY QUEEN. I doubt not this youth's courage. Nay, his fault,
+ An I remember right in days gone by.
+ Was being too precipitous and rash.
+ Now listen, both of ye, to what I say;
+ We must not mar our plot with useless show
+ Of ill-timed valour, but hoard well our strength
+ Till needed, and if possible dispense
+ With blood and slaughter, which God grant we may.
+
+ D. PAS. How, holy father? I don't understand.
+ Are we not here assembled to attack
+ The tyrant's stronghold. Are the men-at-arms
+ That guard the castle made of such poor stuff,
+ As let a powerful and armed band
+ Approach without resistance. Think you, _he_
+ The man that I blush to call my father,
+ Is so utterly without resources
+ As let us tamely rob him of his prize,
+ Under his very nose, and not resent?
+ Too old a fox, I ween, our veteran foe,
+ For to be caught asleep.
+
+ F'TH. M. Nay, hear me, son.
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, true my, son. Have patience and attend
+ To the good father's counsel.
+
+ D. PAS. Father, speak.
+
+ F'TH. M. I have bethought me of a scheme, which, if
+ Well carried out, will bring us through the guard
+ Without the loss of blood. Once entered in,
+ And passed the threshold, let me lead the way.
+ Your mother will present herself anon,
+ Assert her rights in presence of them all;
+ _You_ then will follow, ready to protect
+ Yourself and us, should an assault be made
+ Upon our persons. (_To Gipsies._) You bold gipsies all,
+ Keep close at hand a little in the rear
+ Ready for action, but beware to lift
+ A finger until called upon to fight
+ Through grim necessity. D'ye hear me all?
+
+ GIPSIES (_Together._) Ay, ay, Sir Priest.
+
+ D. PAS. You have not told us yet
+ The means you will adopt to pass the guards
+ Without resistance.
+
+ F'TH M. Listen, then, awhile.
+ I have to aid me in this daring plot
+ A tried and trusty friend, a mountaineer;
+ This peasant hath across his shoulders slung
+ A keg of choicest wine, by me well drugged
+ With such a potent powder, that one drop
+ But taken on the tongue were full enough
+ In a few minutes to induce a sleep
+ So dull, lethargic, heavy, and profound,
+ That earth might quake, winds blow, and thunder growl,
+ And yet the victims of this potent drug
+ Would still sleep on, their long and death-like sleep,
+ And much I doubt me if the archangel's trump
+ Would fully wake them.
+
+ D. PAS. 'Tis not poison, father?
+
+ F'TH. M. Nay, 'tis harmless. How could you think that I,
+ As priest, could do aught to take human life?
+ I come to hinder carnage, not to slay.
+
+ D. PAS. This may be difficult, though, nevertheless,
+ The men are many. There are always dogs
+ That bark and bellow at the foe's approach.
+
+ F'TH. M. Leave all to me, my son. As for the dogs,
+ I've poison brought, most instantaneous,
+ With which I've baited meat, that I have now
+ About my person, whilst this peasant here.
+ What ho! Felipe!
+
+ _Enter a_ PEASANT _with a keg of wine slung round him_.
+
+ This same honest man
+ Will go ahead with me, but as we near
+ The castle we will separate, and choose
+ Two divers paths, so that in case we meet
+ With any man we seem not to belong
+ One to the other. He will chant an air
+ Such as our mountaineers are wont to sing,
+ And go his way, as one who's light of heart;
+ Myself, will pass on by another route,
+ To meet the peasant at a given point
+ Close to the castle and within the hearing
+ Of all the soldiers; and if accosted,
+ I have my answer ready. Do not fear.
+ When within hearing of the men-at-arms,
+ I shall call out to this same mountaineer,
+ As to a stranger: "Hold, friend. Where bound?"
+ "To the next village, father," shall he say?
+ "Trav'lling with wine. A buyer wants to try
+ A sample, and I bring him of the best."
+ "Ha!" shall I say, "then, prithee, let me taste.
+ I, too, would buy a barrel, but for _me_
+ It must be good indeed, else, keep your wine."
+ Then shall I feign to drink and smack my lips,
+ Swearing 'tis nectar worthy of a king,
+ And straight make offer to buy all he has,
+ While trudging on together by the way.
+ Presently we will come upon the guards,
+ Some of whom know me well. Suspecting nought,
+ These men will easily be lured to try
+ The vaunted liquor. Having gone the round
+ Of seneschal and warder and the rest,
+ I shall find access to the castle hall
+ Without much trouble, offr'ing as excuse,
+ I come to let Don Diego taste the wine.
+ Once entered fairly in the castle hall,
+ Ere long all hands will sound as dead men sleep,
+ Then shall I blow this whistle. At the sound,
+ March on, and fear not, for the game is ours.
+
+ D. PAS. Hail! Father Miguel! once again I say.
+
+ F'TH. M. Now to our task. 'Tis just about the hour,
+ And better be too early than too late.
+
+ D. PAS. True, holy father.
+
+ F'TH. M. Well, go softly on
+ Ahead, whilst you all keep well in the rear,
+ Advance ye not until ye hear this call.
+ [_Exeunt_ FATHER MIGUEL _and_ FELIPE.
+
+ D. PAS. Why, what an acquisition to our cause
+ Is this same priest! I vow I know not how
+ We should have done without him.
+
+ GIP. Q. You say well.
+ Besides our cause, that he has much at heart,
+ He revels in all plotting and intrigue.
+
+ D. PAS. It suits his peculiar genius. Why,
+ He might have been prime minister of Spain,
+ This same poor unknown priest.
+ [_A distant mountaineer's chant is heard._
+
+ GIP. Q. Hark! Do you hear?
+
+ D. PAS. Ay. The mountaineer's chant. The game's begun.
+
+ GIP. Q. List patiently, and we shall hear anon
+ Don Miguel's whistle. Silence, all of ye.
+
+ [_A long pause. All place themselves in listening attitude.
+ Gipsy Queen advances slowly. Pascual in the background,
+ still listening._
+
+ GIP. Q. The hour fast draws near when my intent,
+ That purpose that the heav'ns have writ in blood,
+ Must be accomplished. Be still, my heart.
+ Shade of my father Djâbel, stand thou near;
+ Nerve thou this arm so that it shall not fail,
+ For work is to be done, and that right soon.
+ That man is doomed, and by this hand he dies;
+ Heav'n hear my oath! Respond, ye elements.
+
+ [_Sky grows dark. Thunder and lightning. Owls and bats flit
+ about. Commotion in the camp._
+
+ The oath is writ in Heav'n. Recording sprites
+ Have taken down the gipsy's oath of blood;
+ And now shall all men see, all nations tell,
+ How, from the ashes of this trampled heart
+ Did all triumphant rise the gipsy queen.
+ [_A distant whistle heard._
+
+ D. PAS. The signal, mother! Didst hear the signal?
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, son. Onward, then;
+ I'll lead the way myself. Be firm and true.
+
+ [_The ascent begins, led by the Gipsy Queen, and the scene
+ closes._
+
+
+SCENE V.--_A hall in Don Diego's castle communicating with the chapel.
+The chapel is in the centre of the background. Through curtains is
+disclosed the altar lighted up, and a priest ready to officiate. In the
+hall, which is illuminated, a long table is spread with fruit and other
+delicacies. Music. Enter guests, discoursing animatedly and laughing._
+
+ FIRST GUEST. (_To his Partner._) Have you yet seen the bride? They
+ say she's fair.
+
+ PARTNER. They say so, but I have not seen her yet.
+ Howbeit, a friend of mine who knew her well
+ When at the Convent of Saint Ursula,
+ Says she is over young. Just turned sixteen;
+ And how a man of Lord Don Diego's years
+ Could fall in love with such a chit, beats me.
+ [_They pass on. Two other guests advance._
+
+ LADY OF SECOND GUEST. (_To her Partner._) Ay, true, I think it
+ would more seemly be
+ Were he to marry one of years more ripe.
+
+ SECOND GUEST. (_To his Lady._) The older that men grow the more
+ they're pleased
+ With youth. I'm sure I should be so myself.
+ [_They pass on. Third couple advance._
+
+ THIRD GUEST. (_To his Lady._) Nay, who'd have thought that poor Don
+ Silvio
+ Could thus so easily pay off his debts?
+ He's in luck's way. As for the blushing bride,
+ Not every day doth heaven rain such fortune.
+
+ LADY. (_To Third Guest._) Yet they say that she is most unwilling.
+
+ THIRD GUEST. Then, she's a fool.
+ [_They pass on. Fourth couple advance._
+
+ LADY. (_To Fourth Guest._) Nay; I have heard it said
+ She weeps and frets, and hath so desp'rate grown,
+ That nought save violence could aught avail
+ To lead her to the altar.
+
+ FOURTH GUEST. What a girl!
+ To throw away so glorious a chance!
+ [_They pass on. Two gentlemen meeting._
+
+ FIRST GENT. What, comrade, you invited! Ha, ha, ha!
+ The old boy's got some life in him as yet.
+
+ SECOND GENT. And good taste, too. I just now caught a glimpse
+ Of the fair bride; and, zounds! I do begrudge
+ Her to the veteran. I myself would choose
+ Just such an one, and were it not her face
+ Were marred by excess of weeping.
+
+ FIRST GENT. Indeed!
+ Ha! ha! I never could make out why girls
+ Cry at their wedding. Just the very thing
+ They've looked for, prayed for, schemed for all their lives;
+ Yet, when it comes to don the bridal veil
+ And figure at the altar, then comes straight
+ A bucketful of tears. Hypocrisy!
+
+ _Enter_ DON DIEGO, _followed by_ DON SILVIO _pleading_.
+
+ SECOND GENT. Here comes the bridegroom; and, as it would seem,
+ Not in the best of humours. Let's withdraw. [_They pass on._
+
+ D. DIE. (_To Don Silvio._) Silvio, no more! I'll not be flouted thus
+ Before my guests, in mine own castle, too.
+ I've said that it shall be, and it _shall_ be.
+ I ne'er take back my word. So bid her haste,
+ And put a better face upon the matter.
+ The time is up, and all my guests attend.
+ Go, bring her, then. (_To Guests._) Friends! welcome to this hall.
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Long live Lord Don Diego, with much happiness!
+
+ D. DIE. Thank ye, my friends. I do regret to say,
+ 'Fore this august and gracious company,
+ That we are likely to experience,
+ This night, some difficulty on the part
+ Of our fair bride. Some singular caprice;
+ Transient, no doubt, but not the less unfit
+ For gay festivity. The fact is that
+ My youthful bride is of a temperament
+ Too highly wrought and o'er hysterical.
+ She only late hath left her convent cell;
+ Her education, therefore, until now
+ Hath rendered her unfit to face the world.
+ Impressionable natures, as we know,
+ Recoil before aught that can cause a strong
+ And powerful emotion. 'Tis the shock
+ They dread. 'Tis nothing. Nay, I do condole
+ With her; ay, from the bottom of my heart.
+ But yet I think it not well to indulge
+ Young folk in such caprice. Therefore, should I,
+ My honoured guests, be forced to assume
+ An air of stern severity unmeet
+ This gay assembly, deem it but as naught;
+ 'Tis firmness that is needed in this case.
+ We men must not be conquered by caprice.
+ As for the girl herself, she loves me well;
+ Nay, passionately.
+
+ INEZ. (_Within, distractedly._) No! 'tis false, 'tis false.
+ [_Titter and commotion among the guests._
+
+ D. DIE. (_To Don Silvio._) Silvio! Why stand you there, with folded
+ hands?
+ Did I not tell you to lead forth the bride?
+
+ D. SIL. She says she _will_ not come.
+
+ D. DIE. _Will_ not? Ha! ha!
+ This to my face! _Will_ not, indeed. We'll see.
+ My worthy guests, bear with me if I lose
+ My wonted patience, and in haste let slip
+ Some casual word that may seem unfit
+ The presence of guests so illustrious.
+ My temper's somewhat choleric, and if
+ My will is thwarted I may lose restraint.
+ Silvio, bring forth the maiden straight, I say,
+ Or I will have her dragged to me by force.
+
+ INEZ. (_Within._) Oh, mercy! Mercy! Heaven hear my prayer.
+
+ A GENTLEMAN. Poor little jade! How I do pity her.
+
+ A LADY. And so do I. It makes my heart quite bleed.
+
+ D. DIE. A truce to this. Ho! pages, drag her forth.
+
+ [_Exeunt two pages, who re-enter, dragging Inez in, who utters
+ a piercing scream. She is dressed in a white dressing gown,
+ her hair dishevelled, and grasping a crucifix. Father Miguel
+ and Gipsy Queen appear at the open door cautiously. Behind
+ lurk Don Pascual and Gipsies._
+
+ INEZ. "Oh, Holy Virgin! Save me; save me yet.
+ Thou wilt not thus abandon me."
+
+ D. DIE. (_Seizing her by the hair, and dragging her towards the
+ Chapel._) So jade,
+ Since thou hast deemed fit to flout me thus
+ Before my guests, and spurn'st my tenderness,
+ Learn how obedience can be enforced.
+ Come priest. Be ready.
+
+ A GUEST. Nay, but this is rape!
+ I cannot stay and see injustice done.
+ I repent me that I was invited.
+
+ ANOTHER GUEST. True, and so do I. This is no marriage,
+ But filthy lust and mere abuse of power.
+
+ D. DIE. (_To Guards._) Help! Hell and Furies! or I'll have her
+ drugged.
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Shame! Shame! Down with Don Diego.
+ Seize the tyrant.
+
+ D. DIE. What! Flouted by my very guests. What next?
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Virtue to the rescue! Save the maiden!
+
+ _Enter_ GIPSY QUEEN _hurriedly, and stands fixing_ DON DIEGO
+ _with her eye, who recoils_.
+
+ GIP. Q. Hold! I forbid the banns.
+
+ INEZ. Thanks, Holy Virgin,
+ That hast heard my prayer, and sent an angel
+ Down from your high Heaven in hour of need.
+ What glorious halo do I see around
+ That sainted vision!
+ [_Inez falls fainting into the arms of Don Silvio._
+
+ D. DIE. Nay, this is madness.
+
+ GIP. Q. Hear me, swarthy hag. This castle is mine,
+ And not for such as thee. Begone, I say,
+ Or I will have thee hanged, ere breaks the dawn,
+ From the loftiest turret of this pile.
+
+ GIP. Q. Villain, I fear no threats.
+ Look on this bond.
+
+ D. DIE. What folly's this? Say, who let these men in?
+
+ F'TH. M. (_Advancing._) I, Don Miguel, whom you basely thought
+ To use as instrument in your foul plot,
+ Twenty-two years ago, when you did plan
+ The mockery of a marriage to induce
+ This trusting gipsy to accede to what
+ Your own dark soul did lust for; thinking that
+ 'Twere easy work to dupe the innocent.
+ So, writing to a worthless boon companion,
+ Already in your debt, you promised him
+ To cancel all his debt, and further add
+ Another sum in recompense, were he
+ To condescend to sink himself so low
+ As to enact the part of priest in this
+ False marriage. But that letter never reached
+ Its destination. Djâbel, gipsy king,
+ This woman's father, once suspecting guile,
+ As well he might, did send his spies abroad,
+ And so this letter, fell into my hands.
+ I quick conceived the plan to pen reply,
+ As coming from the tool you sought to use,
+ In which 'twas stated that he lay in bed,
+ Ill of a fever, and so could not come,
+ And therefore he would send a substitute
+ To act for him. That substitute was I.
+ I, Father Miguel, with dissembling mien,
+ By you too fully trusted, had access
+ Unto your presence, as you fondly thought,
+ To help you in your plot of the feigned match.
+ But know, base villain, you alone were duped,
+ Your marriage was a real one, and holds good.
+
+ D. DIE. This is some false concocted tale, got up
+ For some hellish purpose.
+
+ PRIEST. (_At the altar, advances._) Lord Don Diego,
+ I tell you this is no invented tale,
+ This Father Miguel is well known to me,
+ A worthy priest of our most holy Church.
+ The bond is valid.
+
+ D. DIE. Flouted on all sides!
+ How now! Do I dream? Am I master here,
+ Or am I not?
+
+ F'TH. M. Another Master there's
+ Above us all, more powerful than thou,
+ Dispensing justice and avenging wrong.
+
+ D. DIE. What cant is this? Ho! guards, cut down the rabble.
+
+ [_Some halberdiers advance. D. Pascual and gipsies put
+ themselves on the defensive._
+
+ F'TH. M. Raise but a finger, or cause to be raised
+ An arm in thy defence, and dread the worst.
+
+ D. DIE. This from a shaven crown! A pretty plight
+ For feudal lord to be in! What ho! guards.
+ [_A skirmish ensues, and guards are beaten back by gipsies._
+ On, cowards, on! Where are my men-at-arms?
+
+ F'TH. M. All drugged, and powerless by my device.
+ They sleep like dead men. Seek no help from them.
+
+ D. DIE. Damnation! Am I worsted by a priest
+ And gang of squalid gipsies? Ho! my men,
+ Go, rouse the sluggards! Bring my armour, quick.
+
+ F'TH. M. (_To Guards._) Budge but an inch, and not a man of ye shall
+ see to-morrow's sun.
+
+ D. DIE. How now! Who's he
+ That threatens and gives orders in my hall?
+ Have I no friends among these honoured guests
+ To save me from these insults? Who am I?
+
+ F'TH. M. A sinner, made amenable to law.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Laughs diabolically._) Ha, ha! This craven's insolence
+ is such
+ It well nigh moves my laughter. How now! guests,
+ Not one sword drawn! No single arm upraised.
+
+ A GUEST. My Lord Don Diego, in a cause that's just
+ My sword is at your service. So say all
+ The others. But we will not fight for wrong.
+ Let us be first persuaded if this priest
+ Have right upon his side. Show us the bond.
+
+ D. DIE. The bond is but a forgery.
+
+ D. PAS. 'Tis false,
+ Thou lying knave. I'll make thee eat thy words.
+
+ D. DIE. Who is this mongrel gipsy, bold of tongue,
+ Who beards us with drawn sword.
+
+ F'TH. M. Your lawful son,
+ Of this poor gipsy born in holy marriage.
+
+ D. DIE. The tale is too preposterous.
+
+ OFFICIATING PRIEST. Nay, look
+ Well on the bond, Don Diego.
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Ay, the bond.
+
+ D. DIE (_To Officiating Priest._) And thou, Sir Shaveling, didst thou
+ not come here
+ To-night to draw up deed of legal marriage?
+ And dost thou now come forward and take part
+ With this base priest, who for some plan of his----
+
+ OFF. PRIEST. My compliance was but in appearance.
+ I came, well knowing of your former marriage,
+ Twenty-two years ago, as saith the bond,
+ With her they call the Gipsy Queen. All this
+ I had from Father Miguel; and besides,
+ Have well perused the bond, which, being valid,
+ I could not undertake to tie the knot
+ In conscience, and have no intent to do 't.
+
+ D. DIE. I was but mocked, then?
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Come, the bond! the bond!
+
+ D. DIE. Give me the bond. I'll soon cut short this work.
+
+ [_Snatches the bond from the hands of Gipsy Queen. Glances
+ hastily over it, and proceeds to tear it._
+
+ 'Tis false. This is no signature of mine.
+
+ GIP. Q. Darest to deny thy bond? Die, villain, then,
+ In this thy perjury! [_Stabs Don Diego._
+
+ D. DIE. Help! help! I bleed. [_Falls._
+
+ GUARDS. Don Diego to the rescue! Seize the hag.
+ [_Guards and a few guests lay hands on Gipsy Queen._
+
+ D. PAS. (_Furiously._) Leave go, my mother. He that lays a hand
+ Upon her person, I'll send straight to hell.
+
+ A GUEST. (_Advancing with drawn sword._) Secure this furious and
+ audacious youth.
+
+ D. PAS. Have at thee, then. [_Kills guest._
+
+ GUEST I die. [_Dies._
+
+ TWO GUESTS. (_Advancing._) Hold him! hold him!
+
+ [_Both guests attack Pascual at once, but are driven back.
+ Guards come up and attempt to seize him. Gipsies attack
+ guards, and a general skirmish ensues. Two guards are
+ killed by gipsies. One gipsy falls. Don Silvio bears off
+ Inez in the confusion._
+
+ F'TH. M. Peace, brethren, for a while, and no more blood.
+
+ A GUEST. Look to Don Diego, friends, and seize the hag.
+
+ [_All surround Gipsy Queen, who stabs herself and falls. All
+ draw back._
+
+ GIP. Q. This life is forfeit. I for vengeance lived;
+ My mission is accomplished upon earth.
+ I vowed to heaven. Heaven has heard my prayer.
+ And I depart.
+
+ D. PAS. (_Rushes up, and throws himself beside the Gipsy Queen._) Oh,
+ mother! dear mother.
+
+ D. DIE. Help! help! Who has put out the lights and left
+ Me all in darkness?
+
+ A GUEST. No one, noble lord.
+
+ F'TH. M. 'Tis but the darkness of thine own dark soul,
+ Now upon the brink of eternity;
+ I counsel thee, confess, and then receive
+ The consolation that the Church affords.
+
+ D. DIE. Water! I thirst. Alas! how grim is death!
+ I am afraid to die. I burn! I burn!
+ How hideous all the forms that flit around;
+
+ OFFICIATING PRIEST. My lord Don Diego, prithee die not thus;
+ But ask forgiveness first, of all you've wronged.
+
+ D. DIE. Good father, willingly; but who would grant
+ Forgiveness unto such a wretch as I?
+
+ GIP. Q. I, Pepa, thy true wife, forgiveness grants,
+ And craves the like from thee.
+
+ D. DIE. What! Pepa, _thou_;
+ Thou canst forgive me? Thou, my poor wronged wife.
+ Let us exchange forgiveness then, for I
+ Have well deserved this blow. Come round me, friends,
+ Whilst breath yet lasts, and witness bear to this.
+ I leave my castle, all my lands and goods,
+ Unto my lawful son. How is he called?
+
+ F'TH. M. Pascual.
+
+ D. DIE. Son Pascual, thy hand. Forgive the wrongs
+ I've done thee, e'en as thou thyself wouldst hope
+ In thy last hour to be forgiven. Hold,
+ There's still another I have deeply wronged,
+ From whom I'd crave forgiveness. Bring her here.
+
+ F'TH. M. (_To Attendant._) Don Diego means the Lady Inez. Haste
+ And bring her hither, with Don Silvio. [_Exit Attendants._
+
+ _Enter_ DON SILVIO, _supporting_ INEZ.
+
+ D. DIE. Behold me, Inez, penitent, subdued.
+ Art thou content that heaven hath heard thy prayer?
+ I've wronged thee much. I frankly do confess.
+ Forgive me, Inez child, ere I depart
+ An thou canst.
+
+ INEZ. I do. [_Giving her hand and sobbing._
+
+ D. DIE. And friend Silvio,
+ The like I'd have from thee, and all I've wronged.
+
+ D. SIL. Friend Diego, take his hand. I would not add
+ One pang to that which thine own heart must feel,
+ By holding back my pardon at the last.
+ Therefore, with all my heart I pardon thee.
+
+ D. DIE. Thanks, old friend, Silvio; I already feel
+ Better prepared to die. Farewell, my friends.
+ [_Inez for the first time perceiving Pascual._
+
+ INEZ. Pascual!
+
+ D. PAS. Inez!
+
+ D. DIE. Come now, my children both,
+ I know your minds. Come let me join your hands.
+
+ [_Pascual and Inez kneel beside Don Diego, who joins their
+ hands._
+
+ Receive my blessing, children, and forgive
+ A poor old sinner when he is no more.
+ Pray for my soul, and ere this clay be cold,
+ Let this hand clasp thy mother's, son Pascual.
+ Pepa, thy hand.
+
+ GIP. Q. Diego, with all my heart.
+ [_Pascual joins their hands._
+ Let us die thus, and hand in hand to heaven
+ Let our souls soar. Kiss me, my children, both.
+ Look how my father Djâbel smiles on us,
+ And beckons us away from earth. Adios.
+ [_Don Diego and Gipsy Queen expire._
+
+ [_Guests kneel and pray. Curtain._
+
+
+END OF THE GIPSY QUEEN.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+At the conclusion of the play our tragedian rolled up his MS. and
+returned it to his pocket, while various were the expressions of
+approval from the members of the club.
+
+All now seemed to look towards Mr. Oldstone for his criticism of the
+play before pronouncing any decided opinion of their own. This was a
+deference they paid him as chairman, and because he was the oldest
+member present. It was evident that this worthy was accustomed to be
+appealed to in matters of importance, and expected it in the present
+instance in particular, for he had already stretched out his legs,
+thrown himself back in his arm-chair, closed his eyes, and clasped his
+hands together over his comely paunch, while his thumbs performed a
+rotary motion, one round the other, a sure sign with him that whatever
+his lips might utter would be the result of deep thought and mature
+deliberation. Our members awaited in silence the words of wisdom about
+to issue from the lips of the oracle.
+
+To fill up the time in the interim, Professor Cyanite filled up a pipe
+of tobacco, and was about to light it. Mr. Crucible drew out his snuff
+box, and was preparing to take a copious pinch. Dr. Bleedem looked at
+his watch, when suddenly a knock at the door caused the members to raise
+their heads.
+
+"Come in!" cried several voices at once. The door opened, and Helen
+stood in the doorway.
+
+"If you please, gentlemen," said the girl, blushing, and with charming
+modesty, "Mr. McGuilp says that he has finished my portrait, and would
+the gentlemen of the club like to look at it before it gets too dark."
+
+"Of course we will, my dear, of course we will," answered Mr. Oldstone,
+his fingers immediately unclasping themselves and grasping the arms of
+the chair, preparatory to rising to his feet.
+
+"Come along, gentlemen." No further invitation was needed. Professor
+Cyanite laid down his pipe unlighted. Mr. Crucible replaced the grains
+of snuff, he had intended conveying to his nose, back into his snuff
+box, which he closed with a snap and returned to his pocket. There was
+a general stir among the members, who rose and followed Helen to the
+room upstairs, that our artist had _pro tem._ transformed into a studio.
+
+Jack Hearty and his spouse were already in the room when the members of
+the club appeared at the door.
+
+"Yes, that's our Helen, to a T, and no mistake," he was saying. "Well,
+its just wonderful, and as like her mother, when she was her age, as one
+egg is to another. Eh? Molly," said he, addressing his spouse.
+
+"Beg pardon, sir. I hope no offence," continued the landlord, turning
+deferentially towards our artist.
+
+"But what might such a picture be worth, if I might ask?"
+
+"The wealth of the universe wouldn't purchase it, my good host," replied
+McGuilp. "It is the best thing I ever did, and that perhaps I ever shall
+do. No, this one is not for sale. I do not say but that at some future
+time I might do another from it, and then----"
+
+At this juncture, the members of the club, headed by Mr. Oldstone,
+entered the studio. Our host and hostess respectfully withdrew, in order
+to give the gentlemen a better chance of examining the picture, but even
+then the room was as crowded as an exhibition on a private view day. Mr.
+Oldstone had placed himself in front of the easel, and was soon loud in
+his expressions of enthusiasm.
+
+"Excellent! most excellent! Beautiful! beautiful! beautiful! What flesh
+tints! What colouring! What refinement of drawing and expression! As a
+likeness it is perfect, there is no gainsaying. Then, the pose--simple,
+graceful, and natural. My dear young friend," he said, shaking our
+artist by the hand, and seeming overcome by emotion, "Do you know _what_
+you have realised? Why, it is the hand of a master!" etc., etc.
+
+Then each of the members in turn made their own remarks upon the
+portrait.
+
+"What a picture of life and health!" cried Dr. Bleedem.
+
+"What a face for the stage!" remarked the tragedian.
+
+"Ah! why was not I born a painter?" sighed Mr. Parnassus.
+
+The analytical chemist made a few scientific remarks upon the properties
+of pigments, in which Professor Cyanite joined, whilst our artist
+silently removed the colours from his palette.
+
+"And what do you propose doing with the portrait, Mr.--er--Mr. McGuilp?"
+inquired Mr. Hardcase. "Keep it," replied our artist, laconically.
+
+"What! _keep_ it all to yourself!" exclaimed Mr. Oldstone. "For your own
+selfish gratification, thereby depriving others of the pleasure to be
+derived therefrom! Mr. McGuilp, I am surprised at you. Gentlemen,"
+proceeded the antiquary, addressing his fellow members, "I protest
+against this decision of our young friend. That picture does not leave
+this inn if _I_ can help it. Mr. McGuilp, your price. What is it? We
+will all club together and buy it, won't we gentlemen?"
+
+"Ay, ay! so say we all," cried several voices at once.
+
+"Impossible, my dear sir--impossible," remonstrated our artist.
+
+"_Impossible!_ Why?"
+
+"I feel I shall never surpass this," answered McGuilp. "It is a sample
+work. I can make use of it in many ways as a study. But this I will do.
+I will protract my stay yet a few days, though I have already remained
+longer than I intended, and I will make a copy of the picture, which it
+shall be my pleasure to present to the honoured members of this club."
+Murmurs of applause and thanks followed this speech, after which the
+company dispersed until dinner-time.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+The next morning broke dark and gloomy. Our artist rose from his couch
+languid and unrefreshed. His face was pale and haggard, with dark
+circles round his eyes. What had transpired? Had he received a second
+visit from the headless lady? Not so. What then? He had slept
+indifferently, having been kept awake by his own distracting thoughts.
+If he chanced to close his eyes for a moment his peace was disturbed by
+the most chaotic and depressing dreams. Was he unwell? Did the fare at
+the inn disagree with him? He made no complaints. Then why this strange
+squeamishness--these wild chaotic dreams, through all of which _one_
+face in particular seemed always to the fore? Sometimes happy and
+smiling, full of life and health, then sad and downcast--again looking
+at him with pleading eyes, yet always the same face. Whose face this was
+we will leave our readers to conjecture.
+
+"Bah!" soliloquised our artist, as he placed one foot upon the floor, "a
+chit of a girl like that, and at _my_ age too."
+
+He wasn't much past eight and twenty, true, but then the girl running in
+his thoughts was barely sixteen. In love? Not he. She was a dear, sweet
+child, it was true, and pure as an angel; but her education, her extreme
+youth, her position, her surroundings--no, no.
+
+Now he was quite out of bed. His shaving water stood ready for him
+outside. He opened the door ajar, and took it in. Then placing the jug
+on the table, he proceeded to strop his razors. As he did so, he caught
+a glimpse of his face in the mirror, and started.
+
+"I'll tell you what it is, Vandyke, my boy," he said, accosting his own
+reflection in the glass, "you are looking worse than I thought. Come,
+cheer up, and make the best of things. It would never do for the members
+of the club to notice anything, and by putting two and two together,
+guess at the reason _why_. No, I must dissemble."
+
+Now, men of the world are shrewd observers, and a very slight clue is
+often enough. Here, for instance, was a case of two young persons, both
+good looking, being thrown together under circumstances peculiarly
+favourable for a flirtation, being alone and unobserved. Well, what
+then? Need they necessarily fall in love with each other? Not
+_necessarily_ perhaps, says the world, but in all probability they
+_will_. Time and opportunity alone being necessary to bring the matter
+about. So the world may perhaps not be so very far wrong in its
+deductions.
+
+Having now mixed up an abundant lather, McGuilp rubbed it well over his
+chin and lower part of his face. Then inserting his razor in the hot
+water, he, with as steady a hand as possible under the circumstances,
+proceeded to reap the hirsute stubble from its native habitat until the
+operation was completed to his satisfaction. Having at length finished
+his toilet with even more than usual precision, he called up a cheerful
+look to his countenance, and joined the rest of the members at the
+breakfast-table, with an hilarity and jocoseness of manner which took
+them all in.
+
+The breakfast was sumptuous as usual. The table groaned under every
+delicacy of the season, and our members, having seated themselves, did
+ample honour to the repast. A yule log blazed on the hearth, and a
+general air of comfort pervaded the inn, as if to make up for the murky
+weather without. Yet, despite these creature comforts, and the hearty
+appreciation of them by our members, there was one present whose
+appetite failed him. In spite of his forced hilarity, which he now found
+it difficult to sustain, for sad thoughts would obtrude themselves, our
+artist but pecked at his food.
+
+The fumes of the eggs and bacon sickened him. The kippered herrings were
+an offence unto his nostrils. He loathed such gross cheer. His toast and
+roll were but nibbled at, his cup of coffee barely sipped, yet keep up
+appearances he must. So he talked a good deal of vapid nonsense, made
+trivial remarks about the weather, etc., which served to put the rest of
+the members off the scent, engrossed as each was with his own favourite
+dish. The professional eye of Dr. Bleedem, however, was more on the
+alert, and not so easily deceived.
+
+"You are not looking so well this morning, Mr. McGuilp," he said, eyeing
+his patient critically.
+
+Our artist hastened to assure him that he never felt better in his life.
+This remark, however, fell flat upon the doctor's ears, and he proceeded
+as if he had not heard him.
+
+"You have eaten nothing. I notice that you only play with your food.
+Now, when a patient plays with his food, it is a sure sign that there is
+something wrong. You should take----"
+
+"Oh! I don't want any medicine, thank you," interrupted McGuilp. "I
+assure you I am all right. A little loss of appetite, as you say;
+perhaps from the sudden change in the weather, which always affects me
+more or less. The fact is, I didn't sleep very well last night, and----"
+
+"Yes, I can see _that_," continued Dr. Bleedem.
+
+By this time the other members were getting interested, and our artist
+found himself suddenly the cynosure for all the scrutiny of the club.
+How he cursed the doctor's officiousness! Why couldn't he mind his own
+business?
+
+"Yes, now you mention it, doctor, I can see that our young friend does
+_not_ seem quite up to the mark to-day," remarked Mr. Oldstone.
+
+"By his appearance I should say the young gentleman had something on his
+mind," suggested Mr. Hardcase. "His countenance seems sicklied o'er
+with the pale cast of thought," quoted Mr. Blackdeed from his favourite
+author.
+
+Then each member had something to say in turn, till our artist felt
+himself blushing up to the roots of his hair. In vain did he give
+himself a twisted pinch in the fleshy part of his leg under the table.
+The blush would rise, and there was no checking it. He fancied he could
+see the members give side glances one to the other, or trying to conceal
+a smile; but this may have been imagination.
+
+Breakfast being now over, each member rose from the table, some
+gathering round the fire, one or two of them peering out into the murky
+gloom. Then Helen entered to clear away the breakfast things. She, too,
+seemed less lively than her wont, her face paler, and she went about her
+domestic duties mechanically, with downcast eyes.
+
+"Why, Helen, my girl," exclaimed Dr. Bleedem, "you don't look as bright
+as usual. Have _you_ been having a sleepless night? Have _you_ been
+losing your appetite?"
+
+The girl looked up confusedly, and a deep blush suffused her face and
+neck. The fame of Dr. Bleedem was great in the neighbourhood. She
+believed herself to be in the presence of a man who could read the
+secrets of her inmost soul, and that all attempts to mask them from his
+scrutinising gaze would be worse than useless.
+
+"What has come to you young people of late, I don't know," continued Dr.
+Bleedem. "Now, here is Mr. McGuilp, he, too, has been losing his
+appetite, and suffering from insomnia."
+
+Oh! how our artist wished that the ground would open at his feet and
+swallow him up. In vain he trod on his toes and turned his face towards
+the window, as if peering into the snow that was now falling fast. His
+ears continued to burn like fire, and all he could do, by mopping his
+forehead with his pocket-handkerchief, was inadequate to keep back the
+traitor blush.
+
+"Oh! oh!" muttered Dr. Bleedem to himself, whilst gazing from one to the
+other. "Is that the way the wind lies?"
+
+The members now began to look sideways, one at the other. One of them
+raised his eyebrows; another winked; a third suppressed a titter; but as
+this all took place behind our artist's back, who was still looking out
+intently at the snow, there was nothing to wound his sensibilities.
+
+At length Mr. Oldstone broke the silence. "When are you thinking of
+beginning the copy of our Helen's picture, Mr. McGuilp?"
+
+"I? Oh yes, just so," replied our artist, waking up out of a reverie.
+"Well, the fact is, we are most unfortunate in the weather. It is
+impossible to begin if it continues like this. Should it clear up later,
+I will at once set to work."
+
+"Good. And now gentlemen, what do you all propose doing to while away
+the time? A rubber of whist, a game of chess, backgammon, or what?"
+inquired the antiquary.
+
+After a little discussion, it was decided that Dr. Bleedem, Professor
+Cyanite, Mr. Crucible, and Mr. Oldstone, should form a party at whist.
+Mr. Blackdeed and Mr. Hardcase played a game of chess, while the poet
+and the painter, not being disposed to join in any game, retired into a
+corner together, and were soon deep in a discussion upon the arts of
+painting and poetry. A couple of hours passed away, and still the
+members were absorbed, each in his favourite pursuit, when the weather
+began to clear up, and the sun shone brightly.
+
+This decided our artist to set about his allotted task; so breaking off
+the conversation with his poet friend, he repaired to the studio, and
+placing a clean canvas, the same size as that of the portrait, upon the
+easel, he commenced his copy; and here we will leave him to continue his
+task for the present.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Over a fortnight had passed since we left our artist at his work. The
+task was now completed. He had found it necessary to have one or two
+extra sittings from Helen herself on the copy, just to give more truth
+to it, as he said. However, as everything on this earth comes to an end,
+there was an end also to these sittings.
+
+"Helen," said our artist to his model at the last, "I must go. My
+affairs call me back to Italy. I have been keeping my studio on all this
+time, and I have certain business to settle which will brook no delay."
+
+Helen's countenance fell, and her lip quivered. Her eyes grew moist and
+downcast. In a voice that she endeavoured to render firm, she ventured
+to inquire: "And will it be for long, sir?"
+
+"For very long, Helen? Perhaps for ever."
+
+Helen had no answer to this. Her sobs were choking her. The tears stole
+silently down her cheeks, but she whisked them away with her
+handkerchief, and did her best to appear outwardly calm.
+
+Our artist, too, felt a lump in his throat, and his eyes suffused with
+tears.
+
+"Perhaps, sir," meekly suggested the girl, "when you have settled all
+your affairs abroad, you may think of taking a holiday, and be paying us
+a flying visit, just to see Mr. Oldstone and the other gentlemen, you
+know. I'm sure both father and mother will be glad to see you again."
+
+"I am afraid not, Helen. I am afraid not," and our artist slowly and
+sadly shook his head.
+
+"What! _never_--never again!" almost shrieked the child.
+
+Here she broke down completely. All restraint and propriety flew to the
+winds. Nature, till now trampled upon and held in abeyance, at this
+point rebelled and relieved herself in a torrent of the bitterest sobs
+and tears.
+
+"Helen! dear Helen! What is this?" cried McGuilp, running to her
+assistance, his own tears falling fast the while!
+
+"Oh! what a brute I have been! Quick, rouse yourself. There are
+footsteps in the passage. Somebody is coming." Thus warned, there was a
+sudden mopping of eyes and blowing of noses, when the door opened, and
+Dame Hearty presented herself to ask if Helen could be spared to assist
+her in the kitchen.
+
+"Oh! certainly," replied our artist, averting his face and busying
+himself with putting away his palette and brushes, whilst assuming a
+firm voice. "Yes," continued he, still turning his back, "I think I may
+say that I have finished with her now. This is the last sitting in fact.
+There is the copy I intend to present to the club. This one here is the
+first one, which I am going to keep for myself. Which of the two do you
+prefer, Dame Hearty?"
+
+In this way he rattled on to hide his confusion. Helen had slipped
+noiselessly away, bathed her face in cold water, and returned to the
+kitchen.
+
+"Well, sir," replied Dame Hearty, in answer to our artist's question, "I
+really don't know what to say. They are both so lovely, there's not a
+pin to choose between them."
+
+Then, scanning our artist's countenance, she observed:
+
+"You appear to have a bad cold, sir."
+
+"I am afraid I have, Dame Hearty," said McGuilp; "the weather has been
+very uncertain, and I think I must have committed some imprudence."
+
+"Let me make you a basin of gruel, sir. No? It's a capital thing, and
+you should keep out of all draughts, and----"
+
+"And keep my bed, perhaps you'll tell me, my good woman," interrupted
+McGuilp. "No, no; I've no time to coddle. Do you know, Dame Hearty, I
+must be off to-morrow to London by the stage, as I have to return to
+Rome without further delay. Already I am long after my time."
+
+"So soon! Why, you _have_ paid us a short visit," exclaimed the hostess.
+"Well, sir, you knows best. All I can say is that my husband and I will
+be most glad to see you again, when next you be passing this way."
+
+A knock at the door, and our host entered to ask if he might be allowed
+to see the copy.
+
+"Certainly, my good host, here it is," said McGuilp.
+
+Jack Hearty went into ecstacies over it, saying he didn't know which he
+liked best.
+
+"Mr. McGuilp says he is off again to-morrow, Jack," began our hostess.
+
+"Yes," broke in McGuilp. "What time does the stage start? Early? I'd
+better begin my packing at once," and off he went to his bedroom to make
+preparations.
+
+The fact was, he wanted to be alone, for it was an effort to keep up a
+cheerful appearance with a sad heart. He locked himself within his room,
+and having collected together a few articles of clothing--enough to
+fill his valise, he threw himself into an arm-chair and gave himself up
+to meditation.
+
+It will be remembered a few pages back that our artist accused himself
+of behaving like a brute towards his model. In this he did himself
+injustice. He had never deliberately set about gaining the affections of
+this simple village maiden. Any base design against her was the farthest
+from his thoughts. He admired her innocence and beauty, and wished that
+it might never lose its unsullied purity. He had never dreamed of
+actually falling in love with her, child as she was, and his conduct had
+been always that of a fond parent towards a pretty child. He little
+recked of any danger, either to her or to himself, but he found her
+beauty gain upon him day by day, till at length he was fairly in the
+toils. Yet he had never spoken to her of love. No, not a word. He
+_would_ not. He had no desire that the girl should fall in love with
+him, nor would it be politic for him to fall in love with her. Wrong her
+he would not. Marry her he could not. For, besides hampering himself as
+a struggling artist with a wife and family, he dreaded quarrelling with
+almost the only relation he had living: a rich uncle; from whom he had
+expectations, and who would most decidedly consider that he had dragged
+the family name in the mire by marrying the daughter of a country
+innkeeper. In what way, then, it will be asked, did he think he had
+acted brutally towards the girl? This is what he blamed himself for:
+First, for allowing himself to be carried away with feelings of love
+towards the girl, however secretly; and then for incautiously allowing
+her to discover his secret. For, although he had not spoken of love, you
+may depend upon it that he had _looked_ it, and it was not difficult for
+her to read in his burning glances the secret of his soul. Love leads to
+love. He, too, read in the soft eyes, the heaving bosom, the stifled
+sigh, the deepening blush, and other tell-tale signs that she loved
+_him_. Thus, each had learned the other's secret. They had spoken to
+each other with their eyes, and thus just as much mischief had been
+wrought as if the most courtly phrases had been used. He had not
+intended that his glances should be understood, but they _were_. Thus he
+blamed himself.
+
+Matters being thus, there was no other remedy but flight. It would be a
+wrench, both for himself and for the girl, but the kindest thing in the
+end. In fact, it was his only course. So, having hurriedly finished his
+packing, he went downstairs to inform the members of the club of his
+intention.
+
+It may easily be conceived how unwelcome was the news, for our artist
+had made himself extremely popular with all, and was looked upon as a
+great acquisition as a story-teller. Mr. Oldstone, in particular,
+exhausted all his powers of persuasion to yet delay his departure, but
+he found him obdurate. The good antiquary, who was an old bachelor, had
+grown to love our artist as a son; and now that the hour of parting had
+come, it rent him sore.
+
+In the evening a farewell carousal was given in his honour, in which
+several bowls of punch were discussed; much tobacco smoked; a few
+speeches made; several anecdotes related; a song or two; besides some
+atrocious puns, with much laughter and witty conversation, until the
+utterance of all grew somewhat thick; and we regret to add that the
+worthy chairman, in his laudable attempts to do honour to his young
+protégé, had to be assisted upstairs and put to bed in a state decidedly
+mellow.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+The next morning broke clear and frosty, without a cloud in the sky.
+
+"What bitter mockery!" thought McGuilp, as he looked on the beaming face
+of Nature, and contrasted it with the feelings he bore hidden in his
+breast. "A day like yesterday would have been more in harmony with my
+soul." The sun actually smiled on his departure.
+
+"Good morning, my young friend!" cried the cheery voice of Mr. Oldstone
+as they entered the breakfast room together; "it is a fine day for you."
+
+Our artist nodded assent, and having shaken hands with all the members
+in turn, seated himself at the breakfast table, and tried to keep up a
+cheerful appearance, but his smile was hollow, and his face was pale.
+
+"I wish you would let me give you a little opening medicine, Mr.
+McGuilp," broke in Dr. Bleedem, in the midst of a lull in the
+conversation; "it would soon set you to rights."
+
+Our artist persisted that he _was_ all right, and required nothing.
+
+"H'm, h'm," muttered the doctor to himself with a shake of the head, as
+much as to say, "You don't fool _me_."
+
+Conversation then took a general turn, and our artist was allowed to
+finish his meal unmolested.
+
+Breakfast was hardly concluded when a horn was heard in the distance.
+"There's the stage!" cried one of the members.
+
+"'The horn, the horn, the lusty horn,'" quoted Mr. Blackdeed from his
+great poet; but the quotation fell flat on the ears of our artist, who
+had grown a shade paler.
+
+"I am quite sure, Mr. McGuilp," went on the irrepressible Doctor
+Bleedem, "that if you were to follow my advice----"
+
+"There, that's enough, Bleedem. Leave the boy alone," broke in Mr.
+Oldstone. "Here comes the stage. God bless you, my boy. Take an old
+man's blessing with you. I know I shan't see you again this side of
+Time. I'm getting old; I know it; I feel it. But write me as soon as you
+get to Rome to say you have arrived safely; and here is a letter to my
+old friend Rustcoin, which please give him with your own hands when you
+see him. There, good-bye, good-bye." Here the kind old antiquary mopped
+his eyes, gave our artist a fatherly pat on the back, and followed him
+to the door.
+
+"Good-bye, sir, and I hope we shall meet again." This was all our artist
+could find to say.
+
+The coach had now driven up, and McGuilp had to undergo once more the
+ordeal of shaking hands. This was rather a trial, for although there
+could be no doubt as to the sincerity of the regret that each member
+felt at his departure, and the cordiality of their good wishes, yet
+there was one thought alone that now occupied his mind, viz., that of
+tearing himself away from his fair model.
+
+Whether the members guessed this, and out of bare humanity wished to
+give him a chance to say a few words alone with his lady-love, we know
+not; but, having wished their guest God-speed, they left him, and
+surrounded the coach. Some of them patted the smoking horses; one had a
+word with the driver; others seemed to scrutinise the travellers and the
+vehicle. Our host and hostess stood at the door of the inn, and wished
+their late guest a happy journey and a speedy return, to which our
+artist responded by a hearty shake of the hand and a few appropriate
+words.
+
+The landlord was then called off to serve the driver with a mug of ale,
+but before he went he called out to his daughter, who was hiding herself
+behind her mother in the passage, "Now, then, Helen, my girl, the
+gentleman is going, and wants to bid you good-bye."
+
+Helen now came forward, pale and trembling, while Dame Hearty, perhaps
+guessing the state of things, prudently retired, thus leaving the young
+couple to say a word to each other in private.
+
+"Good-bye, Helen, my girl, and may God bless you," was all our artist
+could trust himself to say at the last; but his sad glance and the
+tender squeeze he gave her dimpled hand spoke volumes.
+
+"Good-bye, sir," faltered the child, now choking with sobs; "good-bye,
+and may you be happy." Then breaking down altogether, she rushed inside
+and was seen no more. Our artist looked after her for a moment as if
+dazed.
+
+"Now, then, sir," cried the driver, "come along if you're coming; we're
+off."
+
+McGuilp, thus roused, threw his cloak around him, pressed his hat over
+his eyes, and hastily mounted. Crack went the whip, off went the horses,
+and our artist was swiftly borne from the scene where he had passed so
+many happy hours, midst cheering and waving of hats, to which he
+graciously, but with an aching heart, responded. He was now alone with
+his own thoughts, and barely glancing at the shifting wintry landscape
+as it flashed passed him, was in no humour to exchange commonplaces with
+his fellow passengers. Here we will leave him for the present, and
+return to our inn.
+
+The members of the club, with the exception of our antiquary, who had
+remained behind to finish a letter for the post, had resolved upon a
+woodland ramble, and were chatting lightly by the way.
+
+"Yes, yes; there is no doubt about the poor lad being hard hit," said
+one. "I noticed it from the first."
+
+"So did I," put in another. "In good time he bolted, for these sort of
+things never end well when allowed to go on ahead."
+
+"Of course, marrying her would be out of the question altogether,
+looking at it from any point of view," remarked a third; "besides,
+there's her age. Why, she's a mere child."
+
+"True," observed a fourth, "and even supposing her to have been of a
+marriageable age, he, being but a struggling artist, wholly dependent on
+his profession, and doomed to eke out a precarious living by the sale of
+his pictures, what else but misery could there be in store for either of
+them by such a union?"
+
+But here we will leave them to continue their ramble and their gossip.
+
+It has been stated above that our antiquary had remained behind to
+finish a letter. Having waved his last adieus to his young protégé, and
+waited till the coach had disappeared in the distance, he returned to
+the breakfast room with a sigh, muttering to himself, "Poor boy! poor
+boy!" He then collected his writing materials, but the breakfast things
+had not yet been cleared away.
+
+Presently Helen entered, and proceeded to clear the table. Her face was
+pale, but calm; her eyes downcast. Our antiquary appeared not to notice
+her overmuch, but was secretly scanning her countenance. At length, when
+the table was quite clear, and Helen returned with a fresh log for the
+fire, he slowly advanced towards her, and placing his right hand on her
+head and his left on her right shoulder, whilst he toyed for a moment
+with her bright curls, he remained for some moments in silence. The
+action was that of one invoking a blessing. Then seizing her right hand
+in both of his, and raising it to his breast, he gave it a gentle
+squeeze; then dropped it and turned away, still without a word.
+
+Now, poor Helen's heart was full to overflowing, in spite of her
+outwardly calm demeanour. She was in possession of a weighty secret,
+which seemed too heavy for her to bear alone. Yet who was there to share
+it with her? She had no friend of her own age to whom she could open her
+heart and into whose sympathetic ears she could pour forth her woes. Her
+parents, much as she loved and respected them, did not seem to her to be
+the sort of people likely to give her that sympathy she yearned for.
+They would laugh at her, reprove her perhaps, and tell her roughly to
+get all that rubbish out of her head at once, etc. Not a soul had she in
+the world to whom she could cling, or from whom she could expect one ray
+of comfort. As to her secret being discovered by the other members of
+the club, this she dreaded most of all. She could imagine their banter,
+their coldness, or their sneers. Dr. Bleedem, too, who would prescribe
+her physic, and promise to make her all right again, provided she
+followed his course of treatment.
+
+Love is by nature reticent, and not willing to make its secret common
+property. Rather than divulge its sacred feelings to the first
+light-hearted outsider it will prefer--oh, how infinitely!--to bear its
+own burden alone--aye, if need be, even to the grave.
+
+Never before in all her life did Helen need a friend and comforter as
+she did now, when, lo, in the very nick of time, there came to her this
+kindly old man whom she had known from her earliest childhood, who had
+dandled her on his knee, and never passed her without a kind word. He,
+who seemed to have read her heart, now came forward with his silent
+blessing, like an angel sent from Heaven to comfort her. This was just
+what she needed. This mute expression of sympathy from someone whom she
+felt could understand her. She construed his silence thus: "There,
+there, my pretty child; we understand each other, don't we? You see,
+I've guessed your secret, and you may be sure that it will be safe in my
+keeping. I am not surprised. These things are common to youth, and very
+hard to bear for the time, but take comfort. Everything has its day.
+This, too, will pass in time. Cheer up; try and forget it. What! you
+can't? Oh, yes you will--not all at once--no; but take courage. This is
+your first great grief; but the world is full of trials, and we are sent
+here on purpose to bear them. No one escapes them altogether; but rest
+assured that you will always find a friend and comforter in Obadiah
+Oldstone."
+
+This, and much more, did the child understand by the antiquary's silent
+magnetic touch. Her heart overflowed with gratitude, and she was unable
+longer to control herself, but, bursting into the most passionate sobs,
+she covered her face with her hands and was making for the door when
+Oldstone called her back.
+
+A Spanish proverb says, "He who loves you will make you weep." Helen had
+proved the truth of this adage.
+
+"Come, my girl," said Oldstone; "am I such an ogre that I need scare
+you? Come to an old man, and pour forth all its pretty griefs. We used
+to be such friends, you know. Did you think I didn't guess your secret
+all along? We old men of the world have sharp eyes, and very little
+escapes us. Well, well; I am not surprised, you know. The young man who
+left this morning was comely, and a gentleman, besides a man of talent
+and resources. It is not difficult to understand how a young and
+susceptible child like yourself, having never seen anyone else but old
+fogies like us, should suddenly take a fancy to a smart young----
+
+"Oh! sir," broke in Helen, in agony, "he is gone--gone for ever, and I
+_did_ love him so."
+
+"Love! my child! why, at your age you oughtn't to know the meaning of
+the word."
+
+"I didn't, sir, till quite lately. I had heard of it from others, and
+read about it in books; but, oh! Mr. Oldstone, I didn't know it was like
+this."
+
+Here the poor distracted girl began beating her breast with her clenched
+fist, and gazing upwards with tearful eyes, in which there was an
+expression of the wildest despair, till the kind old man began to be
+seriously alarmed for her sanity.
+
+"Hush! hush! my girl," he said in soothing tones; "don't give way so.
+Calm yourself."
+
+"How can I be calm," screamed the girl, "when he has gone for ever, and
+I shall never, never see him again!"
+
+"Well, my dear, and a good job too. The best thing that could happen to
+you both," said the antiquary, "though you won't think so now; but mark
+my word, Helen, this will pass over, and the sooner the better for you
+both, for these sort of cases lead to no good, you may depend upon it."
+
+"Why, sir," asked the girl, "is it then a sin to love?"
+
+"A sin, my precious!" exclaimed Oldstone; "no, I can't say that.
+But--but--there is always danger in it."
+
+"What danger, sir?"
+
+"Well, my dear, there are certain things that are very difficult to
+explain to one so young. When you grow older----"
+
+"Oh! sir, why cannot you tell me now--you, who know the danger?"
+
+"Yes, my dear, I should just think I did," observed the antiquary.
+"There are shoals and pitfalls that beset the young, and they would do
+well to listen to the voice of warning ere it is too late, and profit by
+the experience of others, rather than trouble themselves about the _why_
+and the _wherefore_ of everything."
+
+"Then you mean to say that love _is_ wrong after all," observed Helen.
+
+"Not as long as it remains love," replied Oldstone, "but people may
+_make_ it so."
+
+"How? I don't understand."
+
+"Perhaps not, my dear. You have much to learn yet. I mean, people _will_
+talk, and you can't stop them. The world can only judge by appearances.
+It _might_ misjudge you. It might put a false construction on your
+conduct, however innocent."
+
+"But that would be wrong, unjust, and cruel."
+
+"Perhaps so, my dear. It very often is."
+
+"Are the gentlemen of the club the world?"
+
+"Yes, part of it."
+
+"Would they tell stories about me?"
+
+"If they thought they saw anything suspicious in your conduct."
+
+Helen reflected for a moment and then said, "I don't know what they
+could find suspicious in my conduct."
+
+"No, my pet, neither do I," answered the kind old man with a benevolent
+smile. "The fact is, there are so many people in the world who find
+other people's business more interesting than their own; and even when
+they are unable to find a flaw in their neighbour's character, they will
+make one. Therefore, avoid the appearance of evil."
+
+"Still, I don't understand," began Helen.
+
+"No, my dear, and what's more, I can't explain," observed the old man.
+"But _this_ I can tell you. The brute world, in cases of love, exacts
+marriage as the hallmark of respectability. It can see nothing but harm
+in the love of two young pure souls, however platonic--I mean innocent.
+They look upon it as dangerous, to say the least, and the only way to
+satisfy them and avoid scandal is to _marry_."
+
+"I never thought about marrying," said Helen. "Cannot two persons love
+each other just the same without either thinking of marriage?"
+
+"They _could_ I suppose, but the world would soon make it hot for them.
+They would have to pay for defying the world."
+
+"Pay!"
+
+"Yes, and dearly too. Pay for it by seeing the finger of scorn
+directed towards them--the cold shoulder of respectability and
+self-righteousness; by being forced to listen to vile gossip and
+scandalous reports; shunned by those far viler than themselves; bear up
+against the ribald jeers of the vile populace, till their lives become a
+burden to them, and they would finally be compelled to confess that they
+would have done better for their own peace and comfort if they had
+humoured the vile rabble and _married_."
+
+"Does love without marriage mean all that?"
+
+"I am afraid it does, my girl; I am afraid it does. At least, I wouldn't
+advise you to brave the world. It isn't worth it. If you can't marry,
+you had better not encourage love."
+
+"I don't see that it matters to them if I love or if I don't," observed
+the girl.
+
+"Neither do I, my dear," answered her counsellor, "and if people would
+mind their own business, the world would be happier."
+
+"It seems so mean and paltry to be always prying into other people's
+affairs. I can't tell why they do it. I am sure I should never take the
+trouble. How is it, Mr. Oldstone?"
+
+"My dear," replied the old man, "I can't tell you how these things are,
+but so they are."
+
+At this juncture the voice of Dame Hearty was heard calling for her
+daughter. The door then opened, and the head of our hostess appeared.
+
+"Come now, Helen," cried our worthy dame, rather petulantly, "I have
+been looking for you all over the house. You knew I was waiting for you
+in the kitchen."
+
+"Don't blame her, mother," interceded the kind antiquary. "It is all
+_my_ fault. I have been detaining her perhaps over long, just for a
+friendly chat."
+
+"Oh, very well, sir," replied the landlady with a bland smile, "but if
+you don't mind me taking her away now, as I am rather behind-hand with
+the work."
+
+"Certainly, Dame Hearty," said Mr. Oldstone, with a wave of the hand.
+
+Helen followed her mother, and the door closed behind them. Then our
+antiquary occupied himself vigorously with his writing, until the other
+members of the club returned from their ramble, hungry for their mid-day
+meal.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+It is not our object to weary the reader with superfluous details
+relating to the doings and sayings of the members of the club, nor to
+follow up the story of their lives from day to day. We will, therefore,
+suppose some two years to have passed away since our artist's departure
+for Rome. In two years' time much may transpire, _i.e._, in a large town
+where there is much business and traffic. In this ancient hostelry,
+however, situated about a mile from any habitable dwelling, things went
+on from year to year in much the same monotonous way. Jack Hearty was
+just as genial and attentive as ever, and looked no older. Dame Hearty
+was just as active, bustling, and good-humoured. And Helen, what of her?
+Ah! here _was_ a change. Was she falling into a decline? Did her cheek
+grow paler and paler, her step listless, her eye vacant, her manner
+distracted? No; nothing of the sort. All these signs had vanished long
+ago, thanks to a course of steel that Dr. Bleedem had prescribed for
+her, and insisted on her taking. What a feather in the good doctor's cap
+it was when he saw the sallow, sunken face fill out, the rose of perfect
+health once more return to her cheek, the elasticity to her step, and
+the merry ring to her voice. No wonder he blew his own trumpet. Who
+would not have done the same?
+
+But there was one among the members who smiled quietly, and with an air
+of superiority, whenever the doctor vaunted himself.
+
+"I don't know what you mean, sir," said Dr. Bleedem, one day, irritated
+at what he conceived to be an expression of incredulity on our
+antiquary's countenance, "but if you think that my medicine did not
+effect the marvellous cure we have been discussing, I should like to
+know what did, that's all."
+
+"Well, sir," replied Mr. Oldstone, still with a quizzical look in his
+eye, "I said nothing."
+
+The doctor, far from being pacified, gave a snort, then resumed
+severely, "And I'll tell you what it is, Oldstone, if you don't take
+more care of your constitution, you won't last much longer. You may
+depend upon that. If you pass many more nights like that one on the eve
+of Mr. McGuilp's departure, and think that you know better than I do,
+your sand will run speedily down. Then will follow a state of utter
+prostration--the death rattle--the silent tomb. Ha! ha! how will you
+like that?"
+
+Having thus delivered himself, this son of Æsculapius felt better, and
+deeming he had completely vanquished his antagonist, he proceeded to
+fill his yard of clay with some of his most pungent tobacco, lighted it,
+and throwing himself back in his chair, and crossing his legs, gave
+several defiant puffs at his pipe, causing the smoke to stream through
+his nostrils, which gave him somewhat the appearance of a fiery dragon.
+
+"Well, man," said Mr. Oldstone, meekly, "don't croak like a bird of ill
+omen. It is like having the skeleton at the feast, as was the custom
+amongst the ancient Egyptians."
+
+"Yes, by Gumdragon! it is," assented the leech, "and it would be good
+for several of you if you profited by the lesson, for I could mention
+some who have progressed precious little since those times."
+
+"Come, come, doctor," insisted Oldstone, "I've seen you yourself take
+very kindly to your little glass of punch at our convivial meetings."
+(Here the antiquary winked furtively at some of the older members, as if
+he had scored something.)
+
+"No, sir; never to the extent of being carried to bed helplessly drunk,
+as I have seen you, sir--not unfrequently, I regret to say," replied the
+doctor, indignantly.
+
+A general laugh from all the members of the club, in which our antiquary
+heartily joined, was a signal for a cessation of hostilities, and good
+humour was restored.
+
+It may interest our readers, before we go further, to learn some news of
+our artist since his departure. According to his promise he had written,
+first from London and later from Rome, to announce his safe arrival. He
+had written many times since, and always to Mr. Oldstone. His first
+letters had been short, and contained little more than the bare news we
+have stated; desiring, at the same time, to be remembered to all the
+inmates of the hostel, including our landlord and his family.
+
+These letters were promptly and voluminously replied to by our
+antiquary, who, besides local news, of which there was certainly a
+dearth, managed to fill up his letters with wise saws and some fatherly
+advice, delicately, not obtrusively given--such as is not unbecoming
+from an elderly man towards one considerably his junior. The tone of
+these letters seemed to call for a reply something in the same spirit.
+It was impossible for our artist to ignore the fact that the old man had
+taken a prodigious liking to him--loved him, in fact, as we have said,
+like a son. He could not reply curtly or coldly to words that so
+evidently came from the good man's heart, so he sat him down and penned
+equally long epistles, relating his adventures, the people he had met,
+and the places he had seen; thanking our antiquary at the same time for
+the kindly interest he had always taken in him.
+
+It soon became apparent to our artist, from sundry hints carefully
+worded by his antiquarian friend, that the latter was no stranger to the
+secret he held within his breast. He doubted not but that all the
+members of the club knew it, and this thought caused him some annoyance;
+but there was something in the veiled sympathy of this fatherly old man,
+with his covert innuendos, his tact and discretion, that touched him
+deeply, and made it impossible not to open his heart to him and pour
+forth the secrets of his soul.
+
+The ice was broken. Letters poured in thicker than ever, and the other
+members, recognising always the same handwriting, wondered what there
+could be so much in common between a young man like McGuilp and one of
+Mr. Oldstone's years. Moreover, they noticed that the antiquary never
+vouchsafed to read these letters aloud, merely certain portions here and
+there, where it referred to themselves, and these were short enough,
+while they watched their aged member as he gloated over page after page
+of close writing with evident satisfaction. There seemed a certain want
+of confidence in this, which each secretly resented; but they said
+nothing, merely venting their spleen among themselves by alluding to our
+artist as "the old un's protégé."
+
+Now, about a year previous, Mr. Oldstone had received some important
+news from his young friend in Rome. He had lately completed a life-size
+half-length portrait, in which he had made use of the study he had taken
+of our landlord's daughter. The head he had copied from this study, but
+he had added a figure, which made it more interesting as a picture. The
+work had been finished in Rome, and sent to England to be exhibited at
+the Royal Academy, then held at Somerset House. It had not only been
+accepted, but hung upon the line, besides receiving high eulogiums from
+the President, Sir Joshua Reynolds, who, on a private view day, had been
+observed holding forth before a knot of students and expatiating upon
+the merits of this _chef d'oeuvre_.
+
+One of the students, a friend of our artist, had written to him to
+congratulate him on his success, at the same time enclosing him a slip
+from the _Athenæum_, being a critique in which his work was extolled to
+the skies, and alluded to as _the_ picture of the season, and the
+painter as "a great genius who had taken the world by storm, and had
+already reached the temple of fame."
+
+This excerpt our artist in his turn enclosed to his friend Oldstone, and
+wound up his letter by saying that the picture had already been sold for
+a considerable sum to Lord Landborough, a great patron of art, who
+possessed a magnificent gallery at his country seat, Feathernest, in
+Middleshire, filled with the choicest specimens of ancient and modern
+art, in which company our artist's picture, which he had chosen to
+designate "The Landlord's Daughter," was destined to find a place. In a
+postscript he referred to having just read an account of a visit from
+their Majesties King George III. and Queen Charlotte to Somerset House.
+They had taken their eldest son, George, Prince of Wales, with them to
+see the pictures. It is reported that the young prince was so enamoured
+of the portrait entitled "The Landlord's Daughter," that he cried when
+they took him away, and said that he wanted her for his nurse. His
+Majesty, ever indulgent towards his children, suggested that to discover
+the original of the portrait would not be impossible, in which case----.
+But here his royal spouse interposed, and with a vicious tap at her
+snuff-box declared she would never allow such a face in _her_
+household--not _she_. So the King of England caved in.
+
+Now, our antiquary affected no secrecy with regard to this particular
+letter. There was no reason for it. On the contrary, it treated of a
+public event which, in all probability, the members of the club would
+read for themselves in the papers, so calling our host and hostess as
+well as their daughter together, he began thus in the presence of all:
+
+"You remember Mr. McGuilp, Jack?"
+
+"Ay, sir, sure enough," responded our host. "I hope he is very well."
+
+"I believe so, Jack," said Oldstone. "Now listen to this, all of you."
+
+Here he read the letter aloud, from beginning to end, adding, at its
+conclusion, on his own account, "There, I knew my boy had it in him. I
+saw it from the first, as soon as I set eyes on the portrait he painted
+of our Helen."
+
+"Never blush, girl!" ventured Mr. Parnassus, but a stern look from Mr.
+Oldstone checked further banter.
+
+"Well, well, well!" muttered our landlord. "To think that _our_ daughter
+should have her portrait exhibited at the Royal Academy. That the Royal
+family should see it, and, moreover, that it should have been bought by
+a peer of the realm, and paid for money down. Why! it passes belief.
+Don't it Molly?" Our hostess thus appealed to by her spouse, admitted
+that it _did_ seem strange, and suggested that perhaps all that got
+into the papers might not be true. The suggestion was instantly howled
+down. Cries of "Yes, yes, every word of it," from Mr. Crucible.
+"Especially that part where the Queen wouldn't have such a face about
+her at any price," chimed in Professor Cyanite.
+
+"Just like the old cat, jealous of her husband," added Mr. Blackdeed.
+
+"Exactly so," agreed Dr. Bleedem.
+
+"Gentlemen, gentlemen, a truce to this," now interrupted Mr. Oldstone.
+"I propose that we meet together this evening at eight o'clock, over a
+steaming bowl of rum punch, such as our good host here understands so
+well how to brew, and that we drink to the health of our artist friend,
+with a three times three." This proposition was unanimously applauded,
+and subsequently carried out. We much fear that on this occasion our
+worthy chairman was again carried away rather too much by his--emotion.
+
+The next morning our antiquary came down late for breakfast, rather
+muddled in the upper regions, with, moreover, several sharp twinges of
+gout, which reminded him that he was not so young as he used to be. His
+coffee had got cold, and he had been left to finish his breakfast alone,
+all the other members having been drawn away to their several
+avocations.
+
+"Do you want anything, sir?" asked Helen, appearing at the door.
+
+"Well, yes, my girl," answered Oldstone. "I want you to sit down here,
+and keep me company."
+
+"I can't stay for long, sir," replied Helen. "Mother is sure to be
+calling me."
+
+"No matter. Wait till she calls. Now, Helen, tell me, what do you think
+of that letter I read out to you yesterday--eh?"
+
+For answer Helen rubbed her hands together for joy, and flushed all over
+her face. Then clasping her hands upon her breast, and looking upwards,
+muttered as if unconscious of anyone's presence, "I _knew_, I knew he
+loved me!"
+
+"Yes, I am afraid he does, you dangerous young puss," observed Oldstone.
+"Too much so for his peace of mind, poor boy!"
+
+"Perhaps, but not more than _I_ love _him_. _That_ were impossible."
+
+"And you're not afraid of confessing as much to _me_, you brazen hussy?"
+demanded the old man, playfully chucking her under the chin.
+
+"To _you_, you know I am not," replied the girl. "To you, sir, I feel I
+could, nay, I _must_, tell everything, and oh! it _is_ such a comfort to
+have a real true friend from whom one need hide nothing!"
+
+"Well, well, my dear," said Oldstone, "I am sure I have always wished to
+be your true friend, but whether I am doing right in encouraging you in
+a passion which cannot end wisely----"
+
+"It need never end," interrupted Helen. "I will love him eternally, even
+if he should cease to love _me_."
+
+"You would!" exclaimed the antiquary with surprise, looking at her
+curiously.
+
+"Yes, sir, I would. What of that?"
+
+"But if he could not marry you," rejoined her counsellor.
+
+"Didn't I tell you that the thought of marriage never entered my head,"
+persisted the girl.
+
+"You did, my child, but it won't do in this world," and the old man
+shook his head.
+
+"What! can I not love the man of my choice--especially if I know that he
+loves me? Who will prevent me loving him, thinking of him, praying for
+him, _dying_ for him, if need be? Who shall tear his image from my
+heart, through whatever trials I may have to pass for _his_ sake?"
+
+"Helen, you are a noble girl?" cried our antiquary with enthusiasm. I
+have no more arguments to use. I wish there were a few more like you in
+the world. But hark ye, my child, there are others who have felt like
+yourself for a time--but how long has it lasted?
+
+"The greater part of your sex, I fear, find it easy to overthrow an old
+love for a new one. Then follow other new ones in succession, till they
+end perhaps in marrying someone they don't love, and can't love; all for
+wealth, title, or position."
+
+"You surely don't think _I_ could be so base, Mr. Oldstone," cried the
+girl, recoiling in horror.
+
+"No, my dear. That is the very last thing I should believe of _you_,"
+replied her friend.
+
+"I am glad of that," said the girl.
+
+"Helen!" cried the voice of Dame Hearty, outside; "Where are you?"
+"Here, mother," answered her daughter. "I was only having a word with
+Mr. Oldstone," and she hurried away, leaving the antiquary alone with
+his writing materials.
+
+The breakfast having been cleared away, Oldstone drew his chair up to
+the table and proceeded to pen a reply to his young protégé. When the
+letter was concluded, our antiquary reperused it, carefully dotting each
+_i_ and crossing each _t_, until he found no more to correct.
+
+If our reader is not more scrupulous than we are ourselves, he will
+join us, in imagination, in an act not generally considered
+respectable--viz., that of playing the spy on the old man, by peering
+over his shoulder, and reading what he has written, before he folds it
+up, seals it, and sends it to the post.
+
+ _Letter from Mr. Oldstone to Mr. Vandyke McGuilp._
+
+ "MY DEAR BOY,
+
+ "I cannot express to you the joy and pride I felt in perusing your
+ last letter, and I hasten to offer you my best congratulations, and I
+ think I may add those of the rest of our members, on having achieved
+ what I must needs call such unprecedented success. I read your letter,
+ together with the critique from the _Athenæum_ enclosed, aloud, before
+ the whole club, our worthy host and his family being also present. You
+ should have seen the blush that suffused our dear Helen's cheek at the
+ mention of the success of her portrait. It was as if she had said,
+ 'Lo, he has become great, and all through _me_. _My_ face it was that
+ inspired him to achieve such fame. _My_ prayers and good wishes that
+ buoyed him up with energy to thus distinguish himself!' Some such
+ thoughts must have passed through her mind, if I am any reader of
+ faces--and I think I am.
+
+ "One of the younger members seemed disposed to offer some banter, but
+ I frowned him down. I never will sanction any unseemly levity towards
+ that girl, or allow her to be treated as if she were a mere hackneyed
+ barmaid, used to the coarse jokes of any Tom, Dick or Harry. To me she
+ is something very precious, and I love her as my own child. Poor
+ little one! She always comes to me for sympathy in her troubles. Not
+ even to her own parents will she confide everything--much less to the
+ other members. If you were to see the change that has come over her of
+ late! She has lost all that raw awkwardness so common to growing
+ girls, and has now developed into mature womanhood.
+
+ "Since your departure, young man, I could not but pity the poor child
+ with her sunken cheek, her downcast eyes, and listless manner. I knew
+ she had a secret that weighed upon her, and I guessed what it was. I
+ came forward to offer her my friendship and advice, and encouraged her
+ to open her heart to me. The poor child's gratitude was so touching!
+ There _must_ be an outburst when the heart is full, and she could
+ confide in no one else.
+
+ "Ever since she found she had a true friend to lean on, I have noticed
+ a marked change in the girl. The rose returned to her cheek, the light
+ to her eye, an expression came into her face that I never observed
+ before--nay, a variety of expressions which seem to chase each other
+ with marvellous rapidity over a countenance lovely, intelligent, and
+ pure.
+
+ "Dr. Bleedem, poor man! seeing her looking mopish, prescribed her a
+ course of steel medicine. She declares that he only gave her one dose,
+ which he made her take in his presence. The rest of the medicine he
+ left her to take by herself. Now the girl insists positively that, not
+ liking the medicine, she threw it all away.
+
+ "Dr. Bleedem, of course, is under the impression that she took it all,
+ and naturally attributes her sudden change of health for the better to
+ his drugs. I am of opinion that it was medicine of another sort that
+ brought back the roses to her cheek. She is now eighteen, and by our
+ peasantry would be considered of a marriageable age; but oh! I _do_
+ begrudge her to any of these country bumpkins, who come in for their
+ mug of ale and their chaff. There is no one for miles round anything
+ like good enough for her. Of one thing, however, I feel quite certain,
+ and that is, that she would never allow herself to be coaxed, cajoled,
+ or threatened into marrying any man whom she did not love, however
+ advantageous the match might appear in the eyes of the world. No, the
+ girl has character, and would never give her hand where she had not
+ set her affections. She would far sooner not marry at all. Whoever
+ should win her affections will be a lucky man, for he will get a
+ treasure in such a wife.
+
+ "Excuse the wanderings of an old dotard, my friend, but when I once
+ get upon this topic, I am inexhaustible; and as for local news, there
+ simply is none. When last I spoke to Helen about writing to you, she
+ desired me to send her duty to you. Pretty soul! _duty_ indeed. Now,
+ my dear boy, I must really draw this epistle to a close. Trusting that
+ you are enjoying the best of health and spirits, and wishing you
+ continued and ever increasing success in your art.
+
+ "I remain,
+ "Your doting but affectionate old friend,
+ "OBADIAH OLDSTONE."
+
+We have said that Mr. Oldstone was prompt in answering the letters of
+his protégé. Neither was our artist, as a rule, tardy in answering those
+of his aged friend. Seldom more than a month passed between a letter and
+its answer, on either side. Yet to this letter no reply came. Month
+followed month, and no tidings arrived of our artist. Such delay was
+most unusual, and Mr. Oldstone now began to be seriously alarmed. What
+had happened to the boy? Was he ill? He knew by experience that the
+summer months in Rome were extremely unhealthy, on account of the
+malaria. Was he laid up with Roman fever? Had he met with an accident?
+Or was there anything in the tone of his letter that had given offence?
+He tried to recollect. No, he thought not; in fact, he did not know what
+to think. The gloomiest fancies rushed across his mind as he paced the
+breakfast room alone.
+
+Presently his eye caught the portrait of Helen, that McGuilp had
+presented to the club, and which he, Oldstone, had with his own hands
+hung up over the mantel. "Ah! my pretty puss," said he, addressing the
+painted canvas smiling down at him, "I dare not infect you with my
+fears. I don't want to make _you_ unhappy."
+
+Just then the door gaped ajar, and the original of the portrait appeared
+at the opening. As the antiquary had not yet noticed her, his eyes being
+still fixed on the portrait, Helen stepped into the room and closed the
+door behind her. Then, walking straight up to Oldstone, she said,
+"Please sir, has anything happened?"
+
+"Happened, my dear! What should happen in this dead-and-alive place?
+Nothing ever happens here."
+
+"Ah! sir," rejoined Helen, "you but evade my question. You know what I
+would ask."
+
+"My dear, how should I?" demanded her friend and counsellor, with most
+provoking _sang froid_.
+
+A gesture of impatience escaped the girl. Then fixing her eyes steadily
+on those of the antiquary, as if to read his inmost soul, she said with
+some approach to severity in her tone, "Mr. Oldstone, you are keeping
+something from me. Something has happened to Mr. McGuilp, and you won't
+tell me what it is."
+
+"On my honour, my sweet child," replied her friend, "I know no more than
+you do yourself. I wish I did. Here have I been waiting now about six
+months for a reply to my letter, when he used often to write by return
+of post. I can't make head or tail of it."
+
+"Then something _is_ wrong, you may depend upon it," cried the girl.
+"Oh, dear! oh, dear! Surely he is laid up with some dreadful
+illness--away from me, and in a strange country, with no one to attend
+upon him. Oh, merciful Heaven! help him! Oh, help him. Whatever it is,
+let me know the worst!"
+
+"I don't want to frighten you, my pet," broke in Oldstone; "but I own I
+am much perplexed myself. Perhaps he never received the letter.
+Sometimes letters get lost. At any rate, we'll hope for the best."
+
+"Oh, sir, sir!" cried the girl in agony, "do you think that likely?"
+
+"Certainly, my dear. Why not? All sorts of things happen to prevent
+letters arriving--especially those sent abroad. Vessels go down at sea;
+the mail may be detained by an accident. Who can tell? Come, cheer up,
+girl; there is no good in brooding. If I don't hear from him in another
+week I'll write again."
+
+"Why not write at once, sir?"
+
+"Not a bad idea, Helen; so I will."
+
+At this juncture voices and footsteps were heard outside. The other
+members of the club had just returned in time for their mid-day meal. So
+the letter was postponed.
+
+Helen ran to lay the cloth, and the repast was served. The meal being
+over, pipes were lit, and some desultory conversation ensued,
+interspersed with wonderments about our artist's long silence and
+suggestions as to the reason of it. The weather still being fine, the
+members suggested a stroll, so off they went together, Mr. Oldstone
+being also of the party. Thus, what with one interruption and what with
+another, the writing of the letter was put off for that day.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+
+
+Next morning, in the middle of breakfast, a knock was heard at the door,
+and our landlord let himself in with the newspaper in his hand and an
+expression like a sphinx on his face. He closed the door quietly after
+him, and walking up to Mr. Oldstone presented him with the paper, at the
+same time silently pointing out to him a paragraph that he had already
+marked with his thumb-nail. The door was no sooner closed than it
+silently re-opened, apparently by itself, and remained some three or
+four inches ajar. Few noticed this, or would have given it a thought if
+they had. Their attention was rivetted on Mr. Oldstone, as he settled
+his spectacles on his nose preparatory to reading out some tit-bit of
+news.
+
+"Eh! What!" exclaimed the antiquary, trembling, and turning pale with
+extreme emotion. "Just listen to this, gentlemen, all of you:--
+
+ "'CAPTURED BY THE BRIGANDS.
+
+ "'The well-known artist, Mr. Vandyke McGuilp, whose picture of "The
+ Landlord's Daughter" caused such a _furore_ last exhibition at the
+ Royal Academy, whilst taking a trip in the Sabine Mountains, in the
+ vicinity of Rome, to recuperate his health, was suddenly surrounded by
+ a band of brigands, about twelve in number, who sprang upon him from
+ an ambush and compelled him to surrender. The painter was alone and
+ unarmed, besides being hampered by the materials of his art. All
+ resistance would have been worse than useless, so, finding himself
+ perfectly defenceless, he had no choice but to "stand and deliver."
+ They seized his gold watch and other trinkets, as well as all the coin
+ that he carried about him. Not satisfied with this, they forced him to
+ tramp with them high up in the fastnesses of the mountains, where he
+ still remains in daily and hourly peril of his life. The brigand chief
+ has demanded an exorbitant ransom, and threatens that if it does not
+ arrive within five days they will cut off his ears and send them to
+ his friends in a letter. Any attempt at rescue, they declare, will at
+ once seal the fate of their captive. His position is one to cause the
+ greatest anxiety to his friends, as the barbarity of these desperadoes
+ is well known.'"
+
+Our antiquary had proceeded thus far when all present were startled by a
+smothered shriek, which was followed by a dull thud, as from a heavy
+fall. All rushed to the door, and flung it open. Helen had fainted.
+
+Need we relate with what agility Dr. Bleedem leapt to the fore; how
+carefully he raised the slim form in his arms, cut her stay lace, and
+applied restoratives; then, finally, with the assistance of our host,
+carried his patient upstairs, where he deposited her on her own little
+bed, administering in every way to her comfort--this we will leave to
+the imagination of the reader--whilst, in the breakfast-room below, the
+various members talked to each other in subdued tones, and Mr. Oldstone
+looked thoughtful.
+
+"Humph! I think I can see through the spoke of _that_ wheel," muttered
+Mr. Hardcase to his neighbour.
+
+"Yes, a dreadful blow though, poor girl!" sighed Mr. Parnassus.
+
+"Quite dramatic in its effect," remarked Mr. Blackdeed.
+
+A snort came from Mr. Oldstone, who had turned his back on the group and
+begun reperusing the newspaper that he had thrust into his capacious
+pocket, when Dr. Bleedem re-entered the room.
+
+"Well, doctor," inquired Professor Cyanite, "and what of your patient?"
+
+"Recovered now, of course, but dreadfully shaken," replied our medico.
+"The nervous system has sustained a terrible shock. Luckily, she has
+suffered no injuries from her fall."
+
+"Poor young thing!" observed Mr. Crucible, compassionately. "Well, who
+can wonder at it?"
+
+During these remarks, to which Mr. Oldstone paid no attention whatever,
+being absorbed in the reperusal of his newspaper, he was suddenly
+observed to flush as with pleasure. His brow cleared, his eye sparkled.
+Then, suddenly rising from his chair, he crumpled up his paper, thrust
+it again into his pocket, rubbed his hands with satisfaction, then with
+a relieved expression in his face he slowly left the room without a
+word.
+
+"Wonder what's come over Oldstone!" muttered one of them. "He seems
+quite himself again."
+
+No sooner was our antiquary outside the door than he beckoned the
+landlord aside, who was still looking grave, and asked him how he had
+left his daughter.
+
+"Dreadful cut up like, sir, 'bout somethin' or other," replied that
+worthy, "but Dr. Bleedem says as how we ain't got no call to be afeared,
+and that when she has finished the cordial she'll come round agin as
+right as a trivet."
+
+"Now look here, Jack," began our antiquary, rubbing his hands together
+cheerily, and with difficulty repressing his delight. "What'll you bet
+that in five minutes time I don't bring her round again, cordial or no
+cordial?"
+
+"Do you think you could, sir?" asked our host, somewhat incredulously,
+yet becoming infected, in spite of himself, by Mr. Oldstone's assurance
+and good humour.
+
+"I do, mine host, most certainly I do," replied the antiquary.
+
+"Can I see the patient?"
+
+"Willingly, sir," rejoined the landlord. "There is her room," and
+pointed to the door.
+
+"Now, Jack, you shall see which is the best doctor, Bleedem or I. If in
+five minutes I don't lead her out by the hand, smiling and in her right
+mind, my name's not Obadiah Oldstone."
+
+Here, he opened Helen's chamber door, and for the space of five minutes
+was closeted with her, leaving our host completely bewildered. The girl
+started at seeing her friend and adviser enter her chamber, and looked
+at him inquiringly. "Helen, my pet," he began, "I am the bearer of good
+news--news that will do you more good than any cordial Dr. Bleedem can
+give you."
+
+The girl looked hopeful, seeing her counsellor's cheerful manner, though
+her eyes were still red and swollen with weeping. "Tell me, tell me!"
+she cried in agony.
+
+"Patience, patience," replied the antiquary, in the most provoking
+manner; "all in due time. Well, my dear," he continued, "all that I read
+out in the paper this morning, and which you unfortunately overheard
+(Oh! you wicked puss, for playing the eavesdropper); well, child, all
+that happened a fortnight ago. Since then there is later news. The boy
+has been rescued by a band of carabineers who have long been on the
+track of the brigands, who were taken completely by surprise. A skirmish
+took place, and the brigands were exterminated to a man; a few only of
+the carabineers being wounded. Your friend, Mr. Vandyke McGuilp, was at
+once set at liberty, and he is now enjoying the best of health and
+spirits. So cheer up, girl."
+
+"Oh! sir," cried Helen, half laughing and half crying, "you are not
+trying to comfort me by----."
+
+"By a false report," broke in Oldstone. "Certainly not, child. Here,
+read for yourself. Can't you believe me?"
+
+Helen took up the paper with trembling hands, and ran her eyes eagerly
+over the column. Then with a sweet smile and sign of relief she sank
+back on her cushions, crying, "Thank God." She then burst out again into
+a fresh fit of weeping, from sheer weakness, which, however, soon
+changed into a laugh. Then rousing herself, she leapt from her bed,
+bathed her face with cold water, and having dried it, she seized the
+hand of her aged friend and counsellor and kissed it, saying, "God bless
+you, sir. You were ever my good angel."
+
+"Then follow me downstairs, and look as beaming as you can. Your parents
+will wonder at the change, but I shall say nothing." Seizing her hand,
+Oldstone led her down the flight of steps, at the foot of which stood
+her father, watch in hand.
+
+"There, Jack," said the antiquary in triumph, "What did I say? Have I
+been successful? Look at her, and tell me if I am a good doctor or no."
+
+Our host scanned his daughter's now happy features, then turning to Mr.
+Oldstone, he said, "Well, sir, its just wonderful! It's like witchcraft
+a'most. I don't know what you have been doing to her, sir, but I never
+see such a change in my life."
+
+Here Dame Hearty made her appearance, caressed her daughter, and began
+to ask questions.
+
+"Now, no questions, Dame Hearty, from either you or your husband," broke
+in Oldstone. "That's our secret. You may, if you like, set it down to
+Dr. Bleedem's cordial."
+
+"Well, we won't bother her, if as how you don't wish it, sir," answered
+her father. Helen then followed her mother into the kitchen, and was
+soon slaving away harder than she had ever done before in her life.
+
+"Well, boys," said Mr. Oldstone, cheerily, addressing his fellow-members
+as they looked enquiringly at him on his return, "I suppose you want to
+know the reason of the change in my countenance since the morning. Well,
+take this paper and read for yourselves. You will see where I have
+marked it." Here he handed the paper to Mr. Hardcase, who, taking it
+from him, proceeded to read the account of our artist's fortunate rescue
+from the brigands by the carabineers, which we need not repeat.
+
+"Ah!" observed the lawyer, at the conclusion, "this accounts for
+everything. Now, Oldstone, if you had read this article first, and the
+other afterwards, we should have been spared a scene."
+
+Oldstone answered with something like a snort, "Bah! who could tell that
+the girl was eavesdropping?" Then noticing the quizzical expression on
+the faces of some of the members, and guessing that they were about to
+make Helen's little love episode a subject for discussion or banter, he
+raised his hand as if in prohibition, being determined to nip it in the
+bud, and bringing it down with a bang on the table, he began,
+"Gentlemen, to change the conversation, I propose that we celebrate our
+young friend McGuilp's miraculous escape from his captors by assembling
+this evening round a merry bowl of punch--eh, doctor?--and drinking his
+health with a three times three."
+
+"Take care, Oldstone!" remonstrated Dr. Bleedem; but the rest of the
+members applauded the proposition of the chairman, and prevailed. In
+fact, a merry evening was spent, when our artist's health was drunk, as
+proposed, as well as that of all his family and belongings. Our host was
+then called in, and had to drain a glass to the health and prosperity of
+our artist. Dame Hearty was next called in, and had to do the same. One
+of the members voted for Helen also drinking the toast.
+
+Before Oldstone could offer any opposition, our landlord called out,
+"Now, then, Helen, my girl, come and drink to the health and prosperity
+of Mr. McGuilp, your portrait painter, with a hip, hip, hip,
+hurrah!--d'ye hear? Come, now, you can't get out of it."
+
+The girl would willingly have hidden herself, and had literally to be
+dragged in by her father, blushing and timid. Loud cheers greeted the
+girl's appearance, and a glass was filled for her from the punch-bowl by
+Mr. Oldstone himself with the silver ladle, at the bottom of which a
+golden guinea had been inlaid.
+
+"All right, my girl," said Mr. Oldstone, "toss it off. No harm in just
+one glass. Now, then, all--to the health of our absent artist friend,
+Mr. Vandyke McGuilp, and all his belongings--also to his speedy
+return--with a hip, hip, hip, hurrah!"
+
+With a charming modesty and grace, like that of a high-born lady, did
+this simple country girl join in the toast proposed; then, putting down
+her glass on the table, she curtseyed elegantly to the company, and
+wishing them all good-night retired.
+
+Loud applause followed this flying visit of Helen to their orgie, and
+they would have recalled her; but a glance from Mr. Oldstone kept them
+in check. At midnight the party broke up, and each returned to his bed
+comfortable, without having indulged to excess, and even Mr. Oldstone
+walked bravely off to his bed unassisted.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+
+A week had passed since our last chapter. Our antiquary, finding himself
+once more alone, had brought out his writing materials, determined no
+longer to put off his much-delayed letter to his friend, when a smart
+tap at the door, and immediately afterwards the entry of our host's
+pretty daughter, caused him to look up. She appeared more radiant than
+ever, and held up a bulky epistle with a foreign post mark. Full well
+she knew the handwriting. It was addressed to Mr. Oldstone, as usual, so
+she placed it in his hands.
+
+"At last!" exclaimed the antiquary. "Now we shall see for ourselves. Sit
+down, my girl, sit down."
+
+The invitation had been hardly given when the daughter of our host had
+already seated herself, and leaning her elbow on the table and her head
+in her hand, looked all attention.
+
+Oldstone broke the seal, put on his spectacles, and thus began:--
+
+ _Letter from Mr. Vandyke McGuilp to Mr. Oldstone._
+
+ "Rome, Oct. --, 17--.
+
+ "MY ESTEEMED FRIEND,
+
+ "I offer you my most humble apologies for my delay in answering your
+ interesting and most welcome letter, which, in fact, I have only just
+ received. You will see by what follows that there were some
+ extenuating circumstances, which may go far towards exculpating my
+ apparent neglect. Your letter arrived at the 'Café Greco,' where I
+ usually have my letters directed, the day after my departure from
+ Rome. They could not forward it, not knowing my whereabouts, so I did
+ not get it until after my return.
+
+ "I must now go back some months to explain to you how, from over
+ anxiety about finishing a picture, I had put off my trip for the
+ summer so late as to be about the last man left in Rome; for all those
+ who can abandon the Eternal City before the great heat comes on. At
+ the time I speak of I actually believe there were more statues in Rome
+ than living men. The models even had all returned to their respective
+ villages, and the steps of the Spanish Staircase in the Piazza di
+ Spagna were deserted. You may remember, sir, how even in your day they
+ congregated in groups on this broad and elegant flight of steps,
+ waiting for custom, lighting up the scene with their bright costumes.
+ Well, the heat grew at length unbearable, till, what with over-work
+ and the climate, I found myself prostrate with Roman fever. I was
+ necessarily confined to my bed, and it was with difficulty that I
+ could find a doctor. At last they sent me a Capuchin friar, who
+ professed to have some knowledge of medical science--very limited, I
+ should imagine, though perhaps enough for my purpose. He prescribed
+ me medicine, and sent to attend upon me the cobbler's wife, who lives
+ on the ground floor, and who makes my bed and sweeps out my room for
+ me. The poor old woman has a sick husband, and looks far from healthy
+ herself. She is yellow, almost toothless, with a strong beard, very
+ far from clean--and oh! her breath! There, I will say no more. The
+ poor old thing did her best, no doubt, and I don't want to be
+ ungrateful. I couldn't help wishing, I remember, that instead of being
+ laid up here I could have been laid up in England--somewhere in the
+ country--say at the 'Headless Lady,' and had the pretty Helen to wait
+ upon me. It would be worth while getting ill then."
+
+"Stay," broke in Helen; "does he say that? Let me see. You are not
+joking with me, sir?"
+
+"No, my dear," answered Oldstone, "I am not joking. You may see for
+yourself; but I don't know if I ought to read you all this nonsense.
+Won't it content you just to know that he is alive and well?"
+
+Without heeding her friend and counsellor, Helen rubbed her hands
+together with glee, and laughed, saying, "Oh! I _do_ wish he would come
+and be ill in our house--oh! no, I don't mean that, do I? I mean that he
+would come and live here altogether, without being ill, and that I could
+be with him always, all day long, and never leave him."
+
+"Yes, my dear," replied Oldstone; "I know what you mean. You would
+like--there, never mind. The thing can't be, so what is the use of
+thinking about him?"
+
+"Why not, if it makes me happy?" was the rejoinder.
+
+"There, there, I can never argue with a woman," muttered Oldstone. "I've
+a good mind not to read you any more of his nonsense."
+
+"Mr. Oldstone," cried Helen, "you know you couldn't be so cruel."
+
+"Well, my dear," asked her friend, "what more do you want to know? I
+can't wade knee-deep through all this. There isn't time. Your mother
+will be calling you soon."
+
+"Oh, yes, sir, please. Just a little more before mother calls. Then I'll
+go at once," pleaded Helen, coaxingly.
+
+The antiquary was as wax in her hands. "Well, then, he goes on to say:"
+
+"As soon as I was fairly recovered, I thought I would delay my holiday
+no longer, and accordingly took the diligence, only too glad to leave
+the infected city behind me, and to breathe a little fresh mountain air.
+What a complete change of climate I experienced high up in these
+mountain regions! And, oh! I cannot describe to you the extreme beauty
+and wildness of the scenery; the quaintness of some of these mountain
+villages, and the primitive state of their inhabitants! I had not been
+long in one of these out-of-the-way places when one morning I was
+tramping along in search of the picturesque, laden with my painting
+materials, when from behind some rocky crags some dozen brigands
+surrounded me.
+
+"'_Faccia in terra_' (face on the ground), cried the brigand chief and
+the rest of the band in chorus, as they levelled their carbines at me.
+
+"I was alone and unarmed, so had no choice but to do as I was commanded,
+so I prostrated myself, face to the ground. Several brigands came
+forward to search me, robbed me of my gold watch and all my loose cash.
+Then they opened my pocket-book, where, besides finding paper money,
+they came upon my passport. This they handed to their chief.
+
+"'So,' said he, after perusing it; 'so it seems you are an Englishman.
+Good. The English are rich. You must put up with our company until your
+friends can disburse the sum of ten thousand pounds sterling.'
+
+"In vain I tried to explain to him that I was only a poor artist, who
+earned his living by the sweat of his brow. I saw I was not believed.
+
+"'But you have rich friends,' he persisted. 'I know it by your face; so
+you don't fool me.'
+
+"He then made a sign for me to follow them, so I had to tramp higher and
+higher up into the mountains, till I was ready to drop, while these well
+trained mountaineers leapt from crag to crag with the agility of a
+chamois, till they reached a cave, where they halted."
+
+"There, Helen, run along," said Mr. Oldstone, as he had got thus far.
+"There's your mother calling you."
+
+Off rushed Helen to her mother, who was waiting for her at the door of
+the kitchen.
+
+"Come, girl," cried Dame Hearty, "I can't think what you find to talk
+about with Mr. Oldstone every day. You are quite losing your head. Now,
+set to work, for we are terribly behind-hand."
+
+The door once closed upon Helen, our antiquary read his friend's letter
+slowly through to the end. It gave an elaborate account of our artist's
+experience with the brigands, which we need not relate. Stay!--here was
+something at the end of the letter, marked "Private," that promised to
+be interesting. What could it be?
+
+ "(_Private._)--I must now touch upon a subject which causes me the
+ greatest anxiety. A report has reached me through an artist friend,
+ who was staying on a visit to Lord Landborough, who, you will
+ remember, bought my picture entitled 'The Landlord's Daughter.'
+ Amongst other visitors at his country seat who were there at the time
+ was one Lord Scampford, a young sprig of nobility, rich, accomplished,
+ but of infamous character; a gamester, and a profligate of the first
+ water, who had become so enamoured of my portrait of Helen, then
+ hanging on the walls of the Academy, that in his cups he swore, by
+ Gumdragon, that he would search the world over to find out the
+ original, and that, willy-nilly, he would make her his paramour.
+ Likewise, he would shoot any man dead who dared to stand in his way.
+ Turning to my friend, he asked him if he knew the painter of the work:
+ and upon his answering in the affirmative, he next asked him if he
+ knew the model who had sat for the picture. This my friend was unable
+ to tell him, as he was ignorant himself who it was. He then asked for
+ my address, and being informed I lived in Rome, he at once set out for
+ Italy, and, in fact, arrived here, and called upon me at my studio,
+ but was denied admittance, as I was then laid up with the fever. After
+ I had recovered, I heard that he had been the round of all the
+ studios, and that of every artist he had been asking if, perchance,
+ they could tell him where I had got my model from. Not one of them
+ knew. Shortly after his arrival I heard that he had received a letter
+ which necessitated his immediate return to England.
+
+ "This letter, it seems, was from his valet, a big powerful man, who
+ generally accompanied him as his bully, and who aids him in his
+ nefarious schemes. This man he had left behind him in England, with
+ orders to scour the country for miles round about London, and to
+ inform himself at every wayside inn, if the original of the picture on
+ the Academy walls lived there. For a long time his search was
+ fruitless. At last chance came to his aid. On one of his visits to the
+ Royal Academy, just to refresh his memory of the features in the
+ picture, he overheard a broadbacked old farmer, just up from the
+ country, say to his wife,
+
+ "'Why, dash my wig, Sally, if here ain't the face of dear little Helen
+ Hearty, daughter of my old friend, Jack Hearty, as keeps the 'Headless
+ Lady,' at the cross-roads.'
+
+ "Upon hearing this, the valet stepped forward. 'Do I understand you to
+ say that you know the original of this portrait?' he asked.
+
+ "'Know her!' exclaimed the farmer, 'Ay, marry do I. Why she is my
+ God-daughter? I've danced her on my knee since she were a kid, bless
+ her heart! And now I remember, I did hear as how one o' them paintin'
+ fellers--limners, they call 'em, was a puttin' up at the 'Headless
+ Lady,' and a paintin' 'er likeness. Well, now, I never!--eh Sally?'
+
+ "'Dear me!' remarked the valet, 'How _very_ strange! Really, this is
+ _most_ interesting. Tell me, good man, what part of the country is
+ this you speak of?'
+
+ "'What! the hostel of the 'Headless Lady'? Why, at the
+ cross-roads-parish of Littleboro', near Muddleton, on Slush
+ Slopshire.'
+
+ "'Ah, in that part, I see. Fine country they tell me, about there.
+ Bracing air, good shooting--eh?' inquired the valet, as he opened his
+ pocket-book and jotted down all the farmer told him.
+
+ "'Yes, sir, good air, good shooting, and as fine a bit of country,
+ though I ses it, as shouldn't, seeing as how its my birthplace.'
+
+ "Here, the valet took out his watch, and exclaimed, 'God bless my
+ soul! How time flies! Why, it's just upon one o'clock, and I had an
+ appointment at twelve, on urgent business. Good-day, my friend.
+ Good-day, Ma'am,' addressing himself to the farmer's wife, and off he
+ goes.
+
+ "'A pleasant, affable gentleman,' remarked the countryman to the wife
+ of his bosom.
+
+ "'Ah, just ain't un,' acquiesced his spouse.
+
+ "That very day the valet penned a note to his lord and master, who
+ returned to England in a great hurry at the news. You may imagine, my
+ friend, what anxiety I feel, knowing that villain to be at large, and
+ ready at any time to swoop down like a vulture into your peaceful
+ dovecot and carry on his work of destruction, whilst I, being so far
+ away, am unable to strike a blow in her defence. Though, God knows, I
+ would willingly lay down my life, rather than that dear child should
+ come to any harm. I write at once, having only just heard the news.
+ God grant I may be in time for my warning to be of some avail. For all
+ I know, the villain may be there before this letter arrives. I tremble
+ at the thought. He is sure to travel in his own private coach,
+ accompanied by his bully, and, doubtless, both of them will be armed
+ to the teeth. You had better warn Jack Hearty at once, in order that
+ he may put his daughter out of harm's way, until he has taken his
+ departure. His lordship will stick at nothing--even at drugging her,
+ and carrying her off insensible, and being armed, it will be dangerous
+ work to oppose him. I would advise Jack Hearty, as soon as he can find
+ an opportunity to extract the bullets from his horse pistols, for
+ depend upon it he means mischief. This is all the advice I can give
+ him. Do whatever you can to frustrate the plot of this villian, and
+ write me the result. No time for more. With kind remembrances to all
+ your friends, as well as to our worthy host and family,
+
+ "Your anxious friend,
+ "VANDYKE MCGUILP."
+
+"Dear! dear! dear!" muttered Oldstone to himself. "This is terrible news
+indeed. I must seek Jack Hearty at once, and inform him." Then,
+thrusting the letter into his pocket, and with a troubled expression on
+his face, he left the room, and beckoning to the landlord, whom he found
+outside, he took him by the arm and walked with him some considerable
+distance down one of the cross-roads, and read to him the latter part of
+our artist's letter. The landlord looked grave and stern.
+
+"Humph," he grunted at length, "and this is all through me allowin' my
+daughter's portrait to be exhibited at the Royal Academy. If I had only
+known!"
+
+"Look here, Jack," said Oldstone. "This is a thing that no one could
+foresee. Let us now think of the remedy."
+
+"What remedy?" asked Jack, gloomily. "Can I refuse to take a traveller
+in--a nobleman, too, with a handle to his name?"
+
+"It is a desperate case, and we must be on the alert," observed
+Oldstone. "I would suggest that we take Dr. Bleedem into our
+confidence."
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Perhaps he may be able to administer to them both a sleeping draught on
+going to bed, and whilst they are both sound asleep, you can enter their
+rooms and extract the bullets from their pistols, so that if perchance
+they should attempt to use them against us, we shall have nothing to
+fear on that score."
+
+"The very thing!" exclaimed our host. "Let us seek the doctor at once."
+
+This was done. At first the man of medicine hummed and hawed, put on a
+look of importance, and talked of his reputation, etc., but at length
+allowed himself to be over-ruled, seeing the extreme urgency of the
+case, and consented to give the landlord a little harmless sleeping
+dose, which he could mix with their wine or whatever they called for.
+
+Dr. Bleedem now went inside, presumably to concoct the charm by which
+occult power the evil designs of their enemies were to be frustrated,
+leaving our host and the antiquary discoursing together outside in low
+tones. As these two individuals were gazing towards the horizon, a small
+cloud of dust was presently discernible.
+
+"Seems to be coming this way," said our host, after a pause. "Wonder
+if----"
+
+"Ah, just so," broke in Oldstone. "Shouldn't wonder if it _were_ our
+expected guest. He won't make any unnecessary delay, I warrant."
+
+"Sure enough it's a carriage and pair with a liveried coachman and
+footman," observed the landlord. "How they tear along! Oh, it's his
+lordship, without doubt. I must go and warn my daughter."
+
+Our host was somewhat tardy in arriving at this decision, for a stately
+carriage emblazoned with an escutcheon with innumerable quarterings, and
+surmounted by a coronet, had now driven up to the door of the inn, and
+both Dame Hearty and Helen were on the doorstep to welcome the new
+arrivals.
+
+A gorgeous footman descended to open the carriage door, and out stepped
+a young man of middle height, slim and somewhat graceful of figure,
+dressed in the very height of fashion. Behind him stepped a
+powerfully-built man, respectably dressed in black, with a plebeian and
+repulsive countenance.
+
+Our landlord came forward and saluted both guests gravely.
+
+"We want two bedrooms and a sitting-room, landlord, and should like to
+dine in an hour," said Lord Scampford; for it was none other. Then
+putting up his spy-glass, he gazed at Helen from head to foot in an
+impertinent manner, and the two men exchanged a look of intelligence.
+The coachman and footman likewise followed their lord's gaze, and smiled
+approvingly.
+
+Our antiquary was making his observations in the background whilst Jack
+Hearty was busying himself with the luggage. As our host passed his
+daughter in the passage he found time to say, _sotto voce_, "Helen, my
+girl, shut yourself up in your room till I call you. I want to speak to
+you."
+
+Now it was not often that her father spoke to her in so serious a tone,
+and these words, coupled with the impression she had already formed of
+Lord Scampford and his companion, which was not a favourable one, caused
+her to tremble and turn pale. She knew there was much in the world that
+she could not understand, and it seemed to be considered wise not to
+make enquiries. She asked no question therefore, but shut herself up
+within her room as desired. No sooner was the landlord able to break
+away from his new customers, than he ascended to his daughter's chamber
+and knocked at the door. Helen unlocked it, and her father entered.
+
+"My daughter," he said, "I wish you to keep as much to yourself as
+possible during the stay of these gentlemen below. I have my reasons. I
+know more than you do, so do not ask why. Enough that it is my wish."
+
+In the good old times, parents' commands were not disputed, but humbly
+and reverently obeyed. So Helen, with downcast eyes and hands crossed
+upon her breast, answered respectfully, "It is well, sir."
+
+"If, by any chance, they should cross your path while you are engaged in
+your household duties," continued her father, "and should address you,
+let your answers be short, though civil. Remain not long in their
+presence, but speedily withdraw. Moreover, if they should be sitting
+over their wine and should invite you to drink, to pledge them in a
+toast, drink not. No, not even a _sip_ to please them. My daughter,
+there is danger ahead, and I warn you beforehand. You are young and
+unversed in the wickedness of the world, but obey me to the letter and
+you are safe. Heed not their advances or their flattery, but shun them
+as a pest."
+
+Having thus delivered himself, our worthy host turned on his heel and
+left the chamber.
+
+"I understand nothing, sir, but I obey," answered Helen, dutifully.
+
+That evening Dame Hearty herself served his lordship and the man whom he
+was pleased to represent as his friend. Many were the questions that
+were put to our hostess about her daughter, and many the subterfuges she
+had to resort to in order to prevent Helen from putting in an
+appearance. Whilst thus engaged in conversation with the landlady, Jack
+Hearty found it no difficult task to enter the sleeping room of his
+guests and to extract all the bullets from their pistols, without having
+recourse to Dr. Bleedem's potent charm. The evening passed over quietly,
+and there was no appearance of Helen.
+
+A week now passed by, and neither Lord Scampford nor his man seemed to
+be able to make any headway. "Tell you what it is, Tuppings," said his
+lordship one day to his bully, deeming himself unheard, although every
+word fell distinctly on the ears of our host, "I am getting tired of
+these eternal subterfuges. It's enough to kill a man outright with
+_ennui_, to vegetate day after day in this wilderness; yet leave the
+place without her I _will_ not."
+
+"You may depend upon it, my lord," said the man in black, "that they
+knew of our coming beforehand, and have been forewarned."
+
+"I wish I knew who it was," rejoined his lordship; "I'ld be even with
+him. The only person interested in the matter would be Lord Dodgemore,
+who naturally would do all in his power to make me lose my wager. I
+laid him a thousand pounds that I would make her my mistress within a
+fortnight, and I don't intend to become the laughing-stock of my friends
+on my return."
+
+"Then your lordship has not a moment to lose. Half the time has already
+slipped by, and we are no nearer than on the evening of our arrival,"
+murmured the bully.
+
+"That we are being hoaxed is as plain as a pike-staff," observed his
+lordship.
+
+"On our first evening the girl was engaged serving the members of the
+club. The next day she was indisposed and confined to her room. After
+that she was on a visit to her aunt, who is ill, and what with one
+excuse and then another--oh! it's sickening. I came across the little
+jade unexpectedly the other day, and tried to detain her with a little
+pleasant chat. You should have seen the dignified air she put on, as
+with a 'by your leave, my lord, I am overpressed for time,' she
+curtesyed and passed by. What has come to these simple seeming rustics
+of late I am at a loss to imagine."
+
+"If your lordship should deign to follow my advice----"
+
+"Well."
+
+"I would suggest that we should take the bull by the horns and make
+short work of it."
+
+"How?"
+
+"Pick the lock of her bedroom door. Gag her and carry her out of bed
+downstairs, wrap a warm cloak around her, and lift her into the
+carriage, which must be waiting for us only a few paces off. Then, head
+for the nearest township, and so on, to London. In case of opposition on
+the way, we have our pistols. But hush! I thought I heard footsteps."
+
+"Tut! the walls are thick enough in this antique hostelry," said his
+lordship. "Never fear."
+
+They little knew that there was a sliding panel high up over the
+bedstead his lordship occupied, which was covered by a bad picture of
+His Majesty George II. on horseback, and which could be reached by a
+secret staircase within the thickness of the wall.
+
+"So that is their little game, is it?" muttered our host to himself, who
+had been eavesdropping. "All right, my men, all right."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+
+It was the midnight hour, and the sky dark as pitch. The wind howled
+dismally through the trees, and seemed to shake the very foundations of
+this ancient hostelry. All the inmates of the 'Headless Lady' had
+retired to rest; that is to say, all the members of the club. Our host
+above was stirring, and had not yet made up his mind to go to roost. In
+fact, he seemed disposed to make a night of it, and enjoy himself as
+much as circumstances would permit.
+
+The wind dashed the sleet against the window panes, and the ground was
+getting fast covered with snow. But our host stirred the fire, put on a
+fresh log, and filled himself up a glass of his own home brewed ale.
+First he took a sip, then setting his glass down, he next walked
+leisurely into the room adjoining for his tobacco box, with the
+intention of filling his yard of clay. His back was no sooner turned
+than the bulky figure of a man, in his stockinged feet, tripped lightly
+across the hall, and, quick as thought, dexterously emptied a white
+powder into the glass our host had left standing, then as speedily
+vanished.
+
+He had hardly disappeared, when our host, suspecting nothing,
+re-appeared upon the scene, and proceeded to fill his churchwarden with
+some of his strongest tobacco. He then lighted his pipe by the fire, and
+throwing himself into an easy chair, puffed away complacently for a
+time. He was apparently musing, when, as if suddenly recollecting that
+his glass was at his elbow, he raised it to his lips and drained it to
+the dregs; making a wry face, as if he had just tossed off a dose of
+physic. He was on the point of filling up again from the jug close at
+hand, when a yawn escaped him. He had grown unaccountably sleepy. This
+feeling he at first endeavored to combat by having recourse to his snuff
+box, but the effect of the pungent herb was only temporary, for soon his
+eyelids fell, as if weighed down with lead, and he was now snoring loud,
+and as utterly oblivious as a corpse.
+
+"I've drugged the old boy," said the man in black to his master, with a
+chuckle. "It's all plain sailing now. We've only got to pick the lock of
+the lady's room, stuff a handkerchief in her mouth, and carry her
+downstairs. The carriage is in readiness outside. Quick! Let's up and be
+doing."
+
+Upstairs tripped the ruffianly bully as lightly and noiselessly as a
+grasshopper, followed closely by his aristocratic patron, and in a
+moment the two men stood before the chamber of the unconscious sleeper.
+It was locked, as they had anticipated; but with a deftness that argued
+much practice in this art, the bully soon succeeded in causing the lock
+to yield, and the door swung noiselessly back on its hinges. Aided by
+the light of a taper, which his lordship carried, the ruffian was
+enabled to make straight for the bed, and seizing the fair sleeper
+roughly in his powerful arms, was in the act of rushing downstairs with
+her when a shriek, so loud and piercing that it bid fair to waken the
+dead, resounded through the walls of this ancient hostel, startling from
+their sleep all its inmates, save our host, who was still as fast in the
+arms of Morpheus as when we left him.
+
+"Damnation!" cried the bully, between his teeth, as he thrust a
+handkerchief into his victim's mouth, and hurried with her towards the
+hall door, whilst Lord Scampford followed close at his heels, a horse
+pistol in either hand.
+
+The door of the inn was soon unbolted, and before any of the household
+could hurry to the spot, the pair of scoundrels were already outside in
+the bleak night air, and hailing his lordship's carriage, which now drew
+up. The liveried footman had opened the door of the carriage, and in
+another moment it would have closed securely upon these two arrant
+scoundrels and their helpless victim, while a crack of the coachman's
+whip would have carried them miles out of reach of all human opposition,
+had not at this juncture something quite unforeseen occurred.
+
+[Illustration: THE DUEL]
+
+From out the darkness a cloaked figure, with broad sombrero drawn down
+tightly over his eyes, suddenly emerged, and with a well-directed blow
+from a leaden-headed cane upon the bare head of the man in black, felled
+the gigantic bully, who measured his full length upon the ground covered
+with snow, still clasping in his arms the terrified and trembling form
+of our heroine, whose shrieks of "murder" and cries for help at length
+brought all the members of the club to the spot.
+
+Before they arrived, however, the mysterious stranger, who had so
+opportunely come to the rescue, had succeeded in releasing Helen from
+the clasp of the unconscious ruffian, and carried her inside, but not
+before Lord Scampford had discharged his brace of horse pistols at
+him--we need not say without any effect, save that of startling the
+horses so terribly that they became perfectly unmanageable, and bolted
+with the carriage, before the footman had time to spring to the box. His
+lordship, finding his pistols useless, flung them from him, and drawing
+his rapier, made for the stranger, who likewise drew _his_ sword, and a
+skirmish ensued.
+
+At this moment all the inmates of "The Headless Lady" hurried
+downstairs, half dressed, with lighted candles, and armed with what
+weapons of offence they could first lay their hands upon. One carried a
+torch, by the light of which the spectators could clearly note the
+position of affairs. Lord Scampford and the Unknown were still in the
+thick of the fray, and appeared well matched, when suddenly an opening
+presented itself, and the sword of the Unknown pierced the heart of his
+lordship, who fell back lifeless on the snow.
+
+The greatest confusion reigned. Questions were asked on all hands, and
+no one seemed to be wiser than his neighbour, yet the main facts of the
+case were apparent to all. Helen had retreated hurriedly to her chamber,
+and locked herself in afresh. Our host seemed not yet sufficiently
+conscious to be able to take in the situation. It was not till the small
+hours of the morning that each returned to his bed. On looking round for
+the stranger he had vanished.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Now, it will readily be imagined that at the breakfast table next
+morning, at which our members assembled rather late, little else was
+discussed save the adventures of the previous night.
+
+"The scoundrels!" thundered out Mr. Oldstone, with an indignant snort.
+
+"The villains!" chimed in Professor Cyanite and Mr. Crucible together.
+
+"The world is well rid of such a pair of jail birds," said Mr. Hardcase;
+"only it is a pity that they were allowed to cheat the gallows."
+
+"Poor Helen!" sighed Parnassus; "I think there is matter for an epic
+poem in her misadventure."
+
+"You are right," agreed Mr. Blackdeed. "The incident was pre-eminently
+dramatic; just suited to the stage, and would certainly bring down the
+house. I intend to dramatise it at my earliest convenience."
+
+"And how is our patient, Dame Hearty?" enquired Dr. Bleedem of our
+hostess, who was waiting upon the members at table this morning instead
+of her daughter.
+
+"Still very feverish, doctor," was the reply. "The poor child has caught
+a dreadful cold from being turned out of her warm bed and carried into
+the cold night air and the snow by those ruffians, and she with scarce a
+stitch of clothing on."
+
+"Poor dear!" cried Dr. Bleedem, compassionately. "I'll come and see how
+she is getting on after breakfast."
+
+"Why, doctor," observed Mr. Crucible, "you've got your work pretty well
+cut out for you. There's his lordship--well, you can dissect him; and
+his man, too, for the matter of that. Then there's the coachman, who was
+brought back here in his lordship's carriage early this morning, with
+his shoulder-blade broken; then the horses, with their knees broken: and
+now it's our sweet Helen----"
+
+"Say, doctor," broke in Professor Cyanite, "was that rascally bully
+sufficiently conscious before his death to give an account of himself?"
+
+"Oh, yes, he was conscious, though he hadn't time to say much. I saw
+from the first that the case was fatal. He admitted that he had been a
+d----d scoundrel, but added that his lordship was every whit as bad--and
+worse. He alleged that had he taken a situation as servant under an
+honest man, instead of entering the service of an unprincipled rake and
+debauchee like Lord Scampford, that he himself might have become an
+honest man. He showed some contrition for the part he had played last
+night, and begged me to ask the lady's forgiveness for the same, as well
+as to pray for his soul. Then his mind seemed to wander, and he called
+out: 'There's his lordship! I see him enveloped in a sheet of flame,
+with fire issuing from his eyes and mouth, and from the tips of his
+fingers. He is beckoning to me! He is calling me down to Hell! How
+horrible the forms that hover round me. Mercy! mercy! Oh! my God,' Here
+he uttered a despairing groan, and spoke no more."
+
+"Ha! Quite dramatic again," remarked the tragedian, who had no thought
+but what had reference to the stage; "the repentant sinner on his
+death-bed--excellent! I will take a note of that, and introduce it into
+my next play."
+
+"Then there is the rescuer; you forget him," observed the poet. "The
+mysterious stranger, with cloak and slouched hat, appearing on the spot
+in the very nick of time to succour Beauty in distress."
+
+"True, true," assented the tragedian; "I had nigh forgot. If this
+episode wouldn't bring down the house I don't know what would."
+
+"I wonder who he was," observed Mr. Oldstone. "His sudden appearance was
+most remarkable; his disappearance no less so."
+
+In the middle of this discussion, the door opened, and our host entered
+with a letter, which he handed to the antiquary, who mechanically put
+it in his pocket as of no immediate importance, without even looking at
+the handwriting, while he joined in the merry banter of the other
+members, who, as soon as our landlord made his appearance fixed upon him
+at once as the butt of their satire.
+
+"Hullo, Jack!" cried one, "got over your little nap at last, eh?"
+
+"That last glass of your home-brewed ale, by way of a night cap was most
+effectual," jeered another.
+
+Our host, however, did not view the matter by any means in the light of
+a joke, and answered savagely, "Ah! the dastardly cowards! They _did_ me
+at last. Can't make out how they found time to do it. Such a trick was
+never played me before, and I'll take jolly good care they don't catch
+me again."
+
+"Well, that's not likely under the circumstances, is it, Jack?" replied
+Mr. Hardcase.
+
+"Just like these lawyer fellows," observed Professor Cyanite, "they are
+always tripping one up."
+
+"Nor yet anyone else," persisted the landlord. Then added, "To think
+that _my_ daughter who has been brought up from a kid under my very
+eyes, and never seen no one save her parents and you gentlemen of the
+club, who have always treated her with courtesy as though she were a
+high born lady--she, what's never heard a word in her life as she didn't
+oughter have heard--what never knowed nothink of the ways of this wicked
+world--that _she_, poor child, should be subjected to outrage from two
+ruffianly bullies--one o' them a peer of the realm, forsooth, and all on
+account of her picter being exhibited at that d----d Royal Academy!" He
+concluded with a thump of his fist on the breakfast table that set all
+the cups and saucers rattling, and felt better afterwards.
+
+"Yes, it was a narrow shave. Wasn't it, Jack?" remarked Parnassus. "If
+it hadn't been for that stranger----"
+
+"Ah! I'ld like to find out who _he_ was. _That_ I would. Can any of you
+gentlemen guess?" demanded our host.
+
+"Not I."
+
+"Nor I," replied several voices at once.
+
+"Why on earth don't he show hisself?" asked Jack. "Well, he's a trump,
+whoever he is, say I."
+
+The company now broke up, and the members of the club began to set about
+their several avocations. Dr. Bleedem went upstairs to visit his fair
+patient, and Mr. Oldstone found himself once more alone. He paced the
+room slowly, with his hands clasped behind his back and his chin upon
+his breast, as if lost in a reverie. Then suddenly blurted out, with a
+snort, "The d----d rascals! The double-dyed sons of Belial! To dare to
+carry off _my_ Helen! That sweet child that I love as if she were my own
+flesh and blood. And how nearly they succeeded!" Here his eyes filled
+with tears, and thrusting his hand into his large pocket in search of
+his handkerchief, his fingers clutched something crisp, and he
+recollected the letter that Jack Hearty had put into his hand at
+breakfast. "Some shoemaker's bill, I suppose," he muttered, as he mopped
+his eyes with his handkerchief. "Hullo!" he exclaimed, glancing at the
+handwriting. "What! am I dreaming? Isn't this the writing of my young
+friend Vandyke McGuilp? But how? I am only just in possession of his
+letter from Rome, and this letter bears no postmark, being brought here
+by some casual messenger. Then he must be _here_! Don't understand it at
+all." Here he broke the seal and read as follows:
+
+ "_Letter from Mr. Vandyke McGuilp to Mr. Oldstone_
+
+ "MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+ "I am nearer to you than you imagine. I send these lines by a boy from
+ a neighbouring village, where I slept last night, but which I leave
+ this morning, without being able to call upon you, as I have important
+ family business in the adjacent county of ---- which I cannot afford
+ to neglect. I had no sooner sent off to you my last letter, dated from
+ Rome, when I received orders to return post haste to England at all
+ costs, as my uncle had been taken suddenly ill, and now lies on his
+ death-bed. He is not expected to last long, and I must be in the house
+ when he dies, and remain till the funeral is over.
+
+ "I daren't risk seeing you even for a moment, but I _had_ to be very
+ near you last night, though you knew me not. I had heard from the
+ gossip of the village that a grand carriage and pair with liveried
+ coachman and footman were putting up at 'The Headless Lady,' and I
+ guessed the worst and prepared myself accordingly to frustrate the
+ diabolical plans of those villains. If I were to be hanged to-morrow
+ for it, I should die happy in the consciousness of having rescued
+ innocence from the clutches of vice.
+
+ "Immediately after the fray I reported myself to the authorities, who
+ will by this time have sent over a constable to the hostel to
+ interview his lordship's coachman and footman. For the present I am
+ free, but I am bound to appear when called for at the next assizes.
+ Matters are apt to go hard with a commoner like myself when the slain
+ man happens to be a person of title; but I have hopes, as both the
+ serving men are bound to give evidence that my act was to protect
+ innocence; also that Lord Scampford first drew his sword upon me,
+ having previously attempted to shoot me. No more for the present. With
+ kind remembrances to all,--I remain,
+
+ "Your very faithful friend,
+ "VANDYKE MCGUILP."
+
+Our antiquary had hardly finished reading the letter, and thrust it into
+his pocket, when Dr. Bleedem re-entered the room with a very serious
+expression on his face.
+
+"Well, doctor," said Mr. Oldstone cheerily, not noticing his
+countenance, "What news?"
+
+"Bad, bad, very bad indeed," replied the leech gravely. "She is in a
+high fever and delirious. Quite off her head. If I ever get her through
+this----"
+
+"Good heavens! doctor," ejaculated Oldstone, "you don't mean to say that
+there is any actual danger of her life?"
+
+"Very considerable danger, I am afraid," responded the physician. "She
+will require the most careful nursing, such as I am afraid she is not
+likely to get even from her own mother."
+
+"Doctor, you frighten me," cried Oldstone. "Surely someone can be found
+to attend upon her to relieve her mother."
+
+"They are a rough lot about here, and not always dependable," answered
+Bleedem. "It must be someone who will remain with her all night long
+without going to sleep. If she ever _should_ get over it----"
+
+"Nonsense! doctor. She _must_ get over it, if _I_ myself have to sit up
+to attend upon her."
+
+"Well, well, we must see how we can manage; but it is a very bad case,
+for besides the chill she caught, which was of itself enough, there was,
+in addition, the mental shock to the nervous system. She is so
+delicately organised."
+
+"Poor dear! poor dear!" whimpered Oldstone. "If _she_ dies under your
+treatment, doctor, I shall never----"
+
+"Under _my_ treatment!" exclaimed Dr. Bleedem, with vehemence. "God
+bless the man! She'ld die all the sooner under anyone else's. Do you
+think I shan't do my best to bring her round--if it were only for my
+reputation. If _I_ fail, no man in the whole wide world will be able to
+save her."
+
+Our antiquary then, by way of changing the conversation, fearing he had
+somewhat nettled the physician, inquired, "By the way, doctor, did she
+discourse much during her delirium?"
+
+"Lord, yes; a lot of rubbish, of course," replied the leech. "Imagined
+she was undergoing again the adventure of last night. Thought Lord
+Scampford was after her with his bully. Stretched out her arms for
+succour towards an imaginary angel, whom she said had been sent down
+from heaven to protect her; ever and anon confounding him with Mr.
+McGuilp."
+
+Here the man of medicine indulged in the ghost of a smile.
+
+"Did she indeed, doctor? Well, this is most interesting. Now, while you
+have a moment of leisure, oblige me by reading this letter."
+
+Here the antiquary handed over the epistle of our artist to Dr. Bleedem.
+
+The physician seized it gravely, read it through in silence to the end;
+re-read it, slowly folded it up, and returned it to Oldstone.
+
+"Humph! remarkable--very," he observed, after a pause.
+
+Further discussion on the subject was checked by the entry of the other
+members for their mid-day meal, during which no secret was made as to
+the identity of the mysterious stranger.
+
+"Well, well, well," cried our host, when the mystery had been cleared
+up. "If I didn't half suspect it all along. Why, bless my soul, if I
+think there could be found another man in the world capable of it. Eh,
+Molly?"
+
+As for our hostess, she went right off into hysterics, and Mr. Oldstone
+was not the only member of the club who was visibly affected.
+
+A month had passed over, and it was now time for the case of that
+memorable night to be tried at the assizes. Our host, the two serving
+men, and every member of the club had received a summons to appear as
+witnesses. Helen herself would have been obliged to put in an
+appearance, had not Dr. Bleedem signed a certificate that her state of
+health prevented her from attending. The greatest excitement prevailed
+when our artist appeared in court. Nearly all were prepossessed in his
+favour, and several women were overheard to express hopes that they
+would not hang so good-looking a man. The two serving men were then
+called, one after the other, and both deposed that their deceased
+master, Lord Scampford, had first drawn his sword on the gentleman, who
+was forced to act on the defensive.
+
+The case was soon settled. The jury brought it in as justifiable
+homicide, and in spite of some ineffectual opposition on the part of the
+family of the defunct Lord Scampford, who wondered what had come of
+nobility in these times, when a mere commoner like the defendant could
+waylay and assassinate a peer of the realm and get off unscathed, etc.,
+etc. In spite, however, of all opposition, our artist was acquitted and
+left the court without a stain on his character, amid the cheers and
+congratulations of the crowd. As he left the court house he was
+accompanied to the "Headless Lady" by all the members of the club, who
+vied with each other in the cordiality of their welcome.
+
+Many changes of importance had taken place of late. Our artist's
+relative had long since breathed his last, and he now slept with his
+fathers. His nephew had sat up with him to the end, and was chief
+mourner at his funeral. The will of deceased had been read, and our
+friend Vandyke McGuilp was known to have inherited his entire fortune,
+which was considerable, so that the once struggling limner was now
+little short of a millionaire.
+
+A sudden change for the better had taken place in the health of our
+heroine, which now mended apace in a way that surprised the doctor.
+Still, it was deemed advisable, for the present, to keep her in
+ignorance of her hero's arrival on the scene.
+
+After some discussion on the subject, _i.e._, when her medical attendant
+pronounced her out of all danger, it was generally agreed upon that
+considering the great confidence which had always existed between Mr.
+Oldstone and the daughter of our host, that he should be the man
+entrusted to break the joyful news to the patient.
+
+Our antiquary accordingly bent him to the task; so mounting the
+staircase, he tapped at the patient's door. On entering the chamber, he
+was greeted by a beaming smile from its fair occupant.
+
+"Why! my pretty pet!" cried the old man, cheerily, "what a time it seems
+since I saw you last! Why! you _are_ pulled down, poor dear."
+
+"Am I?" answered Helen. "I am feeling much better now, though; and I am
+getting tired of lying in bed all day. I feel quite well now, and want
+to get up."
+
+"Don't do anything without Dr. Bleedem's permission," remonstrated
+Oldstone, "or you may throw yourself back, and then what should we all
+do without you?"
+
+"Yes, Dr. Bleedem says I have been most seriously ill--that he has just
+rescued me from the jaws of death."
+
+"Ah!" remarked the antiquary with a quiet smile, "and someone else
+rescued you quite lately from something very like the jaws of
+death--only worse," he added, in a low tone.
+
+"Oh!" she cried, covering her face with her hands, as if to shut out
+some horrible vision; "don't mention those two villainous men, or I
+shall go mad."
+
+"No, no; we won't mention them again. They have gone to their account at
+last--and--there, there, let us not judge, but try to forgive, as we
+ourselves would wish to be forgiven," said Oldstone.
+
+"But what harm had I done them? Why should they--I mean, what did they
+want to do to me?" asked the girl, ingenuously.
+
+"_Do_ to you, silly child! He! he! What all wicked men seek to do when
+they get the chance," replied her friend. "Let us not talk of them, but
+rather of the brave man who rescued you in the very nick of time from a
+living death."
+
+"I understand nothing of their object, and I can't get anyone to explain
+to me; but I want to know more of the brave man who, at the risk of his
+own life, came to my assistance."
+
+"Perhaps I can tell you something of _him_, too," said Oldstone,
+mysteriously. "Did you note him well?"
+
+"Not I. How could I? I was half fainting when he carried me into the
+hall. Besides, he was so muffled up in a cloak and hat that I was unable
+to see his face."
+
+"True; neither could any of us--he was so successfully disguised. But we
+have discovered since who he was, for all that."
+
+"Then you have seen him--spoken to him? Please convey him my most
+sincere thanks and blessings for his heroic conduct towards a perfect
+stranger."
+
+"Perhaps you would like to thank him yourself--some day--when you are
+able to get up, and feel quite well again," suggested Oldstone.
+
+"I suppose I ought," replied Helen. "I feel most grateful to him, I am
+sure; for don't I owe him my life? But I am so shy with
+strangers--and--and I don't know what to say," pleaded the girl. Then,
+at length, "Tell me what manner of man he is?"
+
+"Oh! he's a gentleman," replied Oldstone; "you may depend upon
+that--and, what is more, he's young, and, _I_ think, very good-looking.
+I am sure you would say so, too."
+
+Here a knowing look came into the antiquary's face, which puzzled the
+patient, who, with eyes and mouth wide open, appeared to scan his
+countenance as if to read the very secrets of his soul. Then, like a
+Pythoness of old, suddenly inspired, she exclaimed, "I have it! In vain
+you try to keep it from me. Mr. McGuilp has returned. It was _he_----"
+
+Oldstone marvelled at her penetration, but replied only by a succession
+of little nods of his head, fixing his eyes steadily, yet laughingly,
+upon her the while.
+
+"I knew it; I knew it!" she exclaimed. "My dreams confirmed it. Oh, God
+be praised," and she clasped her hands in ecstasy.
+
+"Calm yourself; calm yourself, my sweet one," began Oldstone, now
+seriously alarmed lest the patient should suffer a relapse, "What would
+Dr. Bleedem say to me if he knew I had been so precipitate?"
+
+"Dr. Bleedem! Does _he_ then know of our----?"
+
+"Oh! I never said anything to him about it, you may be sure. What I mean
+is--he wishes you to be spared all emotion, lest you should throw
+yourself back, and all his care be in vain."
+
+"Oh! no fear of that," replied Helen. "I feel so much better since you
+told me. Stay!--if you have seen him, he is here. Perhaps in this very
+inn--tell me!"
+
+"Well, not very far off, I dare say," said Oldstone, cautiously.
+
+"Mr. Oldstone!" cried the girl, "you can hide nothing from me. I _know_
+he is here, and I _insist_ upon seeing him."
+
+"My dear! my dear! How can you? Just think! You must wait till you are
+well enough to get up," protested her friend and counsellor. "Dr.
+Bleedem will decide all that."
+
+"I want to see him _now_, _this instant_."
+
+"What! In your bedroom!" exclaimed Oldstone. "My dear child! It's not
+proper."
+
+"Then why do you come yourself, and Dr. Bleedem?"
+
+"That is a very different matter? I am an old man, and Dr. Bleedem is
+your medical attendant," replied the antiquary. "Mr. McGuilp is
+young--and people _might_ talk."
+
+"Nonsense! If you don't let me see him, I'll make myself ill and die,"
+exclaimed the patient, petulantly.
+
+The antiquary began to be alarmed, but tried to pacify her by saying he
+would see Dr. Bleedem, and consult with him as to what were best to be
+done.
+
+As he did so, the doctor mounted the stairs. He came to administer a
+cordial.
+
+"She seems much better now, doctor," remarked Mr. Oldstone.
+
+Here a muttered consultation took place just outside the patient's door.
+After which the physician entered the sick-room, and finding his
+patient's nerves somewhat excited, administered a calm soothing dose
+which sent her off into a peaceful sleep, while our antiquary sought his
+young protégé, and explained that, owing to the patient having taken a
+composing draught, the doctor's advice was, that he had better postpone
+his visit till the morrow.
+
+Our artist's disappointment at being refused an interview with his
+_inamorata_ after so long an absence may be imagined, but he was
+consoled in a measure by the doctor's promise that she would be well
+enough to see him on the following day. On one thing he had thoroughly
+made up his mind, and that was to ask her in marriage of her father. He
+had never ceased to love her all the time he had been absent, but up to
+the present he had no position to offer her. Were she to marry one of
+the many country bumpkins who flocked around her, it would be affluence
+to what he could have offered her. He could not afford to have
+quarrelled with his only relative. The consequences would have been
+fatal. Now everything had changed. He was rich, and could afford to
+please himself. Therefore on the morrow he was resolved to speak to her
+father.
+
+It will readily be imagined that our artist's return to his native land,
+to say nothing of the chain of events that followed--his heroism, his
+trial and acquittal, were events that could not be passed over without
+celebration. Therefore it is needless to say that the evening was spent
+round the merry punch bowl, as usual on festive occasions.
+
+Mr. Oldstone was again elected chairman, which post none of the members
+felt inclined to dispute with him. The evening opened with a
+congratulatory speech from the chairman, addressed to our artist, to
+which he replied with brevity and grace. To say that his health was
+drunk with the usual three times three would be superfluous.
+
+Jack Hearty was called in to join in the toast and invited to take a
+seat, while our artist was called upon by the members of the club to
+give an account of his adventures among the brigands, which he did in a
+manner so graphic, and with such grace and easy command of language,
+that the company remained spellbound, drinking in every detail of his
+narrative, whether it were a description of natural scenery or
+climate--the dress or physiognomy of his captors--their attitudes, their
+language, or what not. Nothing was forgotten. His trials and privations,
+his thoughts of home, and the friends he had left behind him. (He
+mentioned nothing of the girl he left behind him). Then he described the
+final tussle with the carabineers, and his subsequent rescue. Thus he
+rambled on in one continual flow of diction like a mill stream without
+interruption, carried away by his enthusiasm in such a manner as to
+leave no doubt in the minds of his hearers as to his having taken part
+himself in the adventures he described.
+
+"Now, mine host," said the chairman, at the conclusion of this somewhat
+prolonged narrative, "what do you say to that?"
+
+"Well, well, well," replied that worthy, musingly. "To think that all
+that should have happened to one of my gentlemen customers, what's been
+in furren parts. Why, it beats the story books out and out. Blessed if I
+can't see it all a goin' on before my very eyes."
+
+"True, Jack," agreed Mr. Oldstone, "such is the power of our young
+friend's eloquence, that one feels that we ourselves have taken part in
+it."
+
+"Might I point out to the company," began Mr. Blackdeed, "the intensely
+dramatic situation of----"
+
+"Also the highly poetical episode----" broke in Mr. Parnassus.
+
+"And if you had been there," interrupted our artist in his turn, "you
+would have noticed the vivid colouring, the fine grouping of the
+figures, the chiaroscuro--the fantastic light and shade that would have
+impressed the scene upon your memory in a way never to be forgotten."
+
+"Hark at him! Hark at him!" cried several members at once, as they
+refilled their glasses from the punch-bowl.
+
+The conversation then drifted towards more recent adventures, and our
+artist explained in full his sudden appearance on the spot in time to
+frustrate the designs of the ravishers, and rescue innocence from
+pollution.
+
+"And to think that you rescued _my_ daughter from those ruffians, sir,
+and at the risk of your own life, too. Why it was admirable! But there,
+sir, I can't find no words to thank you with--that I can't."
+
+Here our worthy host became very moist; but the chairman filled up his
+glass again for him, which he tossed off at a gulp, and felt better.
+
+"And now, gentlemen," said the chairman, rising, "just one more toast
+before I dismiss this honourable meeting, which I am sure you will all
+join in. Here is 'Health, long life, and happiness, both to the rescuer
+and the rescued!'"--(Shouts of "Hear, hear!" and "Yes; none but the
+brave deserve the fair.")--"Then, here goes with a 'Hip! hip!
+hip!--hurrah!'"
+
+Our artist, somewhat taken aback, blushed up to his scalp, and drank off
+the toast good humouredly, after which there was shaking of hands all
+round, and every one retired to his dormitory in a comfortable frame of
+mind and body.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+
+Need it be told how, on the following morning, as soon after breakfast
+as convenient, our artist--and now rich land-proprietor--beckoned to our
+host of the "Headless Lady," and with trembling lips and palpitating
+heart seized him by the arm, and walked with him for a good pace down
+the long, straight road leading up to the door of the inn? Or how the
+members of the club, who happened to be looking through the
+diamond-shaped panes of the old-fashioned bow window in that direction,
+remarked one to the other how mighty intimate our hero had suddenly
+become with his landlord, and their wonderments as to what he could find
+to talk to him about so confidentially?
+
+Suddenly our host was observed to start, slap his thigh, then, with a
+hand upon each bent knee, he peers steadily into the face of his
+interlocutor, who is placing a hand upon his shoulder. Our host, now
+changing his position, extends a broad, fleshy palm towards his
+customer, which our artist clasps in his long, slender fingers with a
+more than usual hearty shake.
+
+"Why, if they are not patting each other on the back, and laughing,"
+exclaimed Parnassus. "What _can_ be up?"
+
+"Well, that's queer," observed the Professor. "Um--m--m--m?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Whilst this dumb show was being enacted Dame Hearty entered her
+daughter's bedroom to announce to her that she had Dr. Bleedem's full
+permission to get up and dress herself; which permission, we may easily
+guess, was promptly taken advantage of. So jumping suddenly out of bed
+with the agility of youth, she quickly set about her toilet and
+ablutions.
+
+"There is one thing," began her parent, "I wish to speak to you about."
+
+"Yes, mother," responded Helen, absently, brushing out her curls before
+the glass with unusual despatch, and without turning towards her parent.
+
+"Nay, hear me, girl," continued Dame Hearty; "it is seriously I would
+speak."
+
+"Say on, then, madam; I am listening."
+
+"I am aware--ahem!--I have long taken note," continued her mother, "of a
+growing intimacy--a friendship, I may say, and perhaps something
+more--between you and this Mr. McGuilp, our guest. I know that he has
+done us all a great service--a service that none of us can ever forget,
+and you in particular, since he saved your life. It is therefore only
+natural and proper that you should feel grateful towards him, and
+regard him in the light of a friend, and as a friend, I hope, we shall
+ever esteem him; but listen, now, my girl, to what I say. A _too_
+intimate friendship between a young couple, out of different stations in
+life, such as in the case of yourself, who are only the daughter of a
+country inn-keeper, and a gentleman born and educated like Mr. McGuilp,
+who is, besides, enormously rich, having inherited all his uncle's
+fortune and estates, and consequently moves in the very best society.
+Such intimacies are dangerous, and may lead on to trouble before you are
+aware."
+
+"How, mother?"
+
+"Bless the child!" answered her mother, impatiently, "must I tell you
+everything? Must I make you as wise as myself? No; there are things I
+can't discuss with you. What I want of you is to be patient, and obey."
+
+"You--all of you--treat me like a child," broke in Helen, reproachfully.
+
+"And so you are," retorted her mother; "therefore take advice. The
+feeling that the world calls _love_--love, I say, that speaks not of
+marriage is denounced as _sin_ by the laws of God and man."
+
+"Well, that's strange," mused Helen. "Then, one may not love a friend, a
+parent, a child, without marrying them?"
+
+"I have no time to quibble," replied her mother, with some asperity,
+"but would simply remark that whatever your feelings may be towards Mr.
+McGuilp, or his towards _you_, nothing but harm and unhappiness can be
+the lot of you both--without marriage. Now, you can't well expect a rich
+gentleman like Mr. McGuilp to displease all his friends by marrying a
+penniless girl like yourself--country bred, without education, who knows
+nothing of the world and society, when he could marry some high-born
+lady out of his own class--some rich heiress, educated and accomplished,
+who would grace the society to which he belongs. He might be a great man
+in the county, and enter Parliament, with such a wife, while you would
+only drag him down to your level."
+
+Helen had already hidden her face in her hands, and her bare shoulders
+heaved convulsively, while the hot tears trickled through her fingers.
+
+"Cease, mother! Oh! cease, in pity!" she cried. "I cannot bear it."
+
+Her anguish would have wrung the heart of a stone, and her parent being
+a really tender-hearted woman, deeply sympathised with her daughter,
+though she felt it her duty to be firm, "For what could it all end in?"
+she argued.
+
+At this juncture, the voice of our host was heard at the bottom of the
+staircase calling out, "Molly, my dear! Mr. McGuilp wants to speak to
+you."
+
+"In one moment, Jack," answered his spouse. Then to her daughter, "Dry
+your eyes, my girl. Bathe your face and follow me. Mr. McGuilp doubtless
+wants to see you. You have much to thank him for, and do it with grace,
+but mind what I have said."
+
+With this parting admonition she left the room and hurried downstairs,
+whilst Helen deftly finished her toilet, and with one last look at the
+glass to ascertain that her eyes bore no traces of weeping, she was
+preparing to descend the stairs, when her attention was attracted by
+sounds from below that she was at a loss to account for. There was a
+jumble of human voices, but above them all was the voice of her mother,
+now screaming, now half laughing and half crying, whilst that of Dr.
+Bleedem was heard giving orders to her father, and all seemed bustle and
+confusion. Dame Hearty was in hysterics.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"And you really do mean it, Mr. McGuilp?" asked, in a sweet voice, a
+bright-faced country girl of eighteen summers of a slim young man in the
+garb of a gentleman, who followed her through the narrow mossy pathway
+of a wood adjacent to the inn at the cross roads.
+
+"Mean it, my angel! Why, of course I do, and feel proud at the very
+thought of you being all my own. Only don't call me any more 'Mr.
+McGuilp,' or 'Sir.' It hurts my feelings. Call me 'Van'--just 'Van' as
+my friends and relatives have ever called me."
+
+"Van, let it be then," quoth the maiden, "_dear_ Van, my own sweet love
+for ever and ever! Oh! Van, you _have_ made me so happy! And my parents,
+how you must have surprised them when you told them! Poor mother! No
+wonder she went into highstrikes!"
+
+"Hysterics," corrected her lover.
+
+"Well, that's what they call them here," answered the girl; "but you
+will correct me every time I make a mistake, won't you Van?"
+
+"With pleasure, dearest," replied her suitor.
+
+"And nothing can ever come between us now? Nothing can part us?"
+
+"Nothing but death," was the reply.
+
+A shade of sadness passed momentarily over the girl's features as she
+asked, "Must it all end with that?"
+
+"Death ends everything," replied the young man: "that is to say,
+everything earthly."
+
+"Then is there _no_ love beyond the grave?" asked Helen.
+
+"Oh! let us hope so," responded our artist. "I, for one, have the very
+strongest persuasion that there is. Love such as ours is not merely of
+earth."
+
+"Dear, _dear_ Van!" cried the maiden, in ecstasy, "I will believe all
+you tell me. _I_ know nothing, but I _feel_ you are right. Yes, we shall
+still continue to love even beyond the grave. Oh! Van, how have I
+deserved all this happiness?"
+
+"Your sweetness, your goodness, your beauty, your love, amply
+counterpoise anything _I_ can give you, my angel," said her lover.
+
+"How kind you are to talk like that Van! How you _must_ love me to go
+against the wishes of your friends and leave everything and everybody
+for me!" exclaimed the girl. Then added, "You are _quite_ sure that you
+won't be ashamed of me before all the grand people you will meet? That
+you will be able to pardon any little slip of the tongue, my country
+manners, and everything else?"
+
+"Everything, everything, dear. Besides, your education will begin from
+to-day. You will improve yourself in the arts of reading and writing.
+Learn grammar, history, geography, and other things. I will have you
+well taught at once, whilst I am away in town to make preparations for
+our wedding. I must go about the licence, and through other formalities;
+buy the wedding-ring; your dress--for, of course, as _my_ wife, you must
+now dress as beseems a lady, and leave off this simple garb; and yet it
+seems a pity, for I have always known you thus. Still, for the sake of
+public opinion--to avoid misunderstanding----"
+
+"I care nothing about all that," broke in Helen.
+
+"No, my darling; not yet. You do not understand. But in time you will
+find that you have to."
+
+"Well, I will do anything to please you, Van."
+
+"My own darling!" said her lover, encircling his arm around her waist.
+
+Well, my readers, and if their lips _did_ meet; what of it? It is a way
+that lips have under the circumstances.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"And now, gentlemen, and members of the Wonder Club, let me introduce
+you to the future Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp," said our artist, on his return
+from his walk, as he entered the club room, leading his fiancée by the
+hand.
+
+Taken completely by surprise, each member rose from his chair, bowed,
+smiled, and offered his congratulations. Mr. Oldstone was particularly
+moist on this occasion.
+
+"Oh! my dear boy, how I congratulate you; and you too, my pretty child!
+Bless you, my children, both!"
+
+Then he took out his handkerchief and mopped his eyes.
+
+"Dear me, what an old fool I am!" he muttered, in parenthesis.
+
+Chairs were immediately placed for the engaged couple, amid boisterous
+cheering and banter from all the members of the club at once, whilst the
+bride elect laughed, blushed, and looked very happy. The father and
+mother of the bride next entered, and joined in the general hubbub.
+
+Of course, this was too great an event not to be celebrated with all due
+honours. Therefore Mr. Oldstone proposed that they should all meet once
+again that evening round the steaming punch-bowl; Helen and her parents
+being also of the company.
+
+"Just to drink to the health of the bride elect," explained Mr. Oldstone
+with an appealing look towards Dr. Bleedem. And it was so.
+
+That the bride's health was drunk that evening with a "Hip, hip,
+hurrah!" goes without saying. How Mr. McGuilp started on the morrow for
+town on business connected with his approaching marriage; his return;
+his sojourn at the "Headless Lady" until the grand event came off; how
+he occupied his spare time partly in painting a portrait of his friend
+Mr. Oldstone, which was followed in due time by portraits of his future
+father and mother-in-law, and in imparting instruction to his fair
+bride; likewise, how, when unavoidably absent on business, Mr. Oldstone
+would enact the rôle of instructor to the fair bride of his protégé, so
+that no time should be lost in fitting her for her exalted station; how
+Helen improved daily in intelligence and knowledge under such careful
+tuition, are matters of history.
+
+All unpleasant experiences of the past had been forgotten in the joy
+attending the great approaching event.
+
+Coffins had been made for the bodies of the two malefactors. The corpse
+of Lord Scampford had been placed in his lordship's carriage and driven
+by his coachman (whose shoulder blade was now quite well), and
+accompanied by his footman to London, where it was consigned to the
+family vault of the Scampfords, while that of his partner in crime
+filled a nameless grave in a corner of the old churchyard at
+Littleboro'.
+
+Some procrastination and unexpected delays _would_ occur, however, in
+spite of all our hero could do to hurry on the event, for we know that
+"the course of true love never _did_ run smooth," but at length the
+happy day arrived. How merrily pealed the bells from the ruined tower
+of the picturesque old parish church of Littleboro' on that sunny morn!
+How gay the peasantry looked in their holiday attire! Proud, indeed,
+were our host and hostess as a splendid equipage with coachman and
+footman, each adorned with a huge nosegay, drove up to the door of the
+"Headless Lady" to convey the fair bride, who was attired in the most
+approved fashion of the period, and accompanied by her father and
+mother, both clad in gala, to the church.
+
+How the yokels did gape as they recognised in the magnificently attired
+bride poor Nell Hearty, maid of the inn at the cross roads, whom they
+had seen full oft to feed the pigs, milk the cows, scrub the steps, wash
+and hang out the clothes, and who had served them with many a pint of
+her father's home brewed ale. It was a thing not well understood--had no
+right to be, doubtless they thought. The little church was crammed.
+Needless to say that every member of the Wonder Club was present, and,
+lo, here comes the vicar of Littleboro', that aged and somewhat infirm
+cleric of benevolent aspect, and all the aristocracy of the place.
+
+The service begins. Mr. Parnassus has been chosen as best man, and has
+composed an ode for the occasion. Mr. Oldstone has begged the honour of
+giving away the bride, which duty he performs with great dignity. A dead
+silence reigns as the bridegroom places the ring on the chubby finger of
+his bride. The benediction is given, the register is signed, _et c'est
+une affaire fini_. The bridal pair march out of church to the joyous
+strains of the organ, treading beneath their feet along the aisle the
+flowers that friendly rustics have strewn across their path. Bride and
+bridegroom then step into their carriage and drive back to the house of
+the bride, where a sumptuous wedding breakfast awaits them. Nor were the
+wedding presents wanting. The members of the club had subscribed, and
+presented the pair with a handsome punch-bowl and silver ladle with the
+usual golden guinea inlaid in the scoop. The parents of the bride
+presented their daughter with a handsome piece of carved oak furniture
+called a "brideswain," dating back as far as the commonwealth, which
+contained linen, goblets, and other useful articles.
+
+The old broadbacked farmer, the bride's godfather, who was present, and
+whom our readers will recollect was the innocent cause of the disasters
+that followed, in that, in his simplicity, he had put Lord Scampford's
+bully into possession of the secret of Helen's address, that day at the
+Royal Academy; well, the bride's godfather and his spouse between them
+presented the couple with a metal dish and cover, besides a case
+containing a carving knife, fork, and steel. The bride's aunt, whom we
+have mentioned as an invalid, sent an expensive old-fashioned china tea
+service and sundry chimney ornaments, while her friends in humbler
+circumstances each contributed their little mite.
+
+The breakfast went off merrily. The speeches and the toasts, who shall
+describe?
+
+At length the hour of parting arrived. The carriage drove up, and the
+bridal pair entered amid showers of rice and old slippers. Our hero and
+heroine were about to set out on a continental tour for their honeymoon,
+and intended visiting the eternal city.
+
+Perhaps the most touching incident of all occurred at the last moment,
+just as the happy pair were entering their carriage.
+
+Mr. Oldstone, who had been very moist on the occasion, drew off his
+antique ring, of which we have heard so much, from his forefinger and
+placed it on that of his protégé, saying with much emotion: "Take it, my
+son; take it with an old man's blessing. Preserve it as an heirloom, for
+I shall never wear it more."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Poor old man!" said our artist with some emotion, when they had left
+the home of the bride a mile behind. "To think that he should make _me_
+this valuable present, and that I hadn't time to thank him at the last.
+I must write to him on the very first opportunity. Why, Helen, can you
+guess the value of this gem? I would sooner possess this ring than all
+the money he has in the world. I never thought he would give it away to
+anyone during his lifetime. Did you ever hear the legend attached to
+it?"
+
+"Well, yes; I think I _was_ present when Mr. Oldstone told his story,"
+said Helen; "but I am sure I don't recollect anything about it now. You
+shall tell it to me over again some other time, darling."
+
+"With pleasure, dearest," replied her husband. "It is a long story, and
+at present we have so many other things to think of, haven't we, love?"
+
+"Yes, dear," was the reply.
+
+"And you think you will continue to love me as much as you did at first,
+darling?" demanded the newly married man of his young wife.
+
+"Oh! Van; how can you ask such a question?" exclaimed the bride. "Why, I
+love you more and more every minute."
+
+"Then give hubby a pretty kiss," was the rejoinder.
+
+Two pouting rosebuds were thrust upwards into the husband's face, upon
+which he settled like a bee upon a flower extracting nectar and
+ambrosia; and thus we will leave them.
+
+
+
+
+L'ENVOI.
+
+
+A universal gloom pervaded the precincts of the Wonder Club since the
+departure of the happy pair, which none felt more than Mr. Oldstone. Not
+but that he was delighted at the union of his protégé with the
+landlord's pretty daughter, whom he begrudged to anyone short of a
+gentleman. That his dear Helen, whom he loved as his own child, should
+have had the good fortune to marry, not only a gentleman, but the very
+one that he himself would have singled out for her, was the realization
+of his happiest dreams. He knew they were happy, and revelled in the
+thought of their happiness. Still, they had gone out of his life and
+formed one of their own, apart. Her sunny smile would no more light up
+the dingy walls of the old hostel. He would hear no more the ring of her
+merry laugh, could no longer peer into her deep blue eyes, nor delight
+in her exquisitely white teeth, her rosy cheeks or coral lips; and added
+to this, his health that had for some time past been failing him, now
+thoroughly broke down, and he knew his end was not far off. So he penned
+a letter to his friend Rustcoin, who was still living in Rome, to come
+over to see him before he died, as he had much to say to him.
+
+Besides the breaking down of our antiquary's health, the club itself, as
+if by one accord, began to break up. Mr. Blackdeed went to London and
+became manager of a large theatre. Dr. Bleedem also retired to a
+fashionable quarter of the metropolis, where he soon had an extensive
+practice. Mr. Parnassus became editor of a paper at Bath, and published
+a volume of poems. Professor Cyanite and Mr. Crucible likewise
+disappeared. The former travelled about the country giving lectures on
+geology. The latter bought a house near town, where he pursued his
+studies in chemistry.
+
+Thus our antiquary was now left quite alone; _i.e._, with the exception
+of Mr. Hardcase. He managed to pass the time by writing voluminously, as
+if he intended to finish some important work before he died. In his
+intervals of rest from his labours, he would frequently take solitary
+rambles in the woods adjacent to the inn, or along one of the cross
+roads. On one of these excursions his footsteps led him to the old
+churchyard of Littleboro' with its old yews and cypress. As he entered
+the gate, the sexton was at work digging a grave. The man ceased his
+labour at his approach; and, seating himself on the edge, began to fill
+his pipe, which he next lighted and began puffing at, apparently
+oblivious of anybody's presence.
+
+It must be stated that the sexton was looked upon as a character in the
+village. Certainly he was a strange looking object. He was very old and
+decrepit, exceedingly bow-legged, had a bald, mis-shapen head. Was
+toothless, hollow-eyed, with features that suggested a skull. He was
+stone deaf, and had, moreover, acquired a habit of uttering his thoughts
+aloud, whoever might be present, perfectly unconscious that he could be
+overheard. If addressed, he never gave himself any trouble to catch the
+meaning of his interlocutor, but always fluked an answer such as he
+deemed ought to fit the question.
+
+Thus, when our antiquary approached with a "Good morning, Delves. Hard
+at work, I see. Whose grave may you be working at, now?" he received for
+answer, "Thank you, sir; I'm very well. Yes, as you say, it _be_
+remarkable fine weather for this time o' the year, sure_ly_."
+
+"But I didn't make any remark about the weather, Delves," persisted
+Oldstone. "You didn't understand me."
+
+The sexton made no reply, nor looked the antiquary in the face, but
+muttered very audibly to himself, "That be one o' them old fools of the
+Wonder Club--_Wonder Club_, indeed; ha! ha!" Here he gave vent to a
+mocking laugh. Then, "He should see some o' my wonders."
+
+Our antiquary was accustomed to the eccentricities of this worthy, who
+was generally looked upon as a harmless idiot; but when he heard the
+Wonder Club sneered at, he took deep offence, and was about to utter
+some rebuke, when the grave-digger began muttering again to himself, and
+Oldstone, whose curiosity was being roused, forbore to speak, and
+thought he would listen instead.
+
+"A little knows I seed un's corpse candle last night, he, he! Ay, he'll
+be the next. They can't, none o' them, fool me. Whenever they've got to
+die, old Delves allers sees their corpse candles fust. Wasn't I right
+before Lord Scampford and his bully met with their death, eh? Didn't I
+say that only one on' o' 'em ud be buried in this here churchyard, and
+wasn't one on 'em buried in that there corner just as I prognosticated,
+and didn't I see the corpse candle of 'is lordship go along the road
+towards London? They allers lets me know beforehand, my customers. Now,
+there's this here gent, the _h_antiquary, as they calls him--if I didn't
+see 'uns corpse candle last night a leavin' the _h_inn o' the ''Eadless
+Lady,' and settle down on this wery spot where 'e's a standin', I'll be
+shot, that's all. If a's not doo to-morrer, or next day, 'e's doo within
+this week. I never knowed one live more nor a week after I'd seen 'uns
+corpse candle."
+
+Our antiquary, now intensely interested, determined to interrogate him
+anew, so he bawled out as loud as he could in his ear, making a trumpet
+of his hands, "Whose grave did you say that was?"
+
+"Yourn, zur," replied the sexton, with a grin.
+
+"Mine!" exclaimed the antiquary, starting back: "but I'm not dead yet."
+
+"Not dead yet--ain't ye; he, he! Well, you soon will be; ho, ho! I'll
+give ye three days. I don't think ye'll last longer nor that; but
+there's where you've got to lie, willy-nilly," said the sexton, pointing
+to the grave.
+
+"You are making very sure of me," remarked the antiquary, with a grim
+smile.
+
+"Ay, by ----, I am," rejoined the grave-digger, "for when I've once seen
+a man's corpse candle----"
+
+There is no knowing how much longer the conversation might have lasted,
+if at this moment two villagers had not entered the churchyard, so
+Oldstone, not wishing to be overheard, nodded to the sexton, and added,
+"Till we meet again." He then bent his steps towards the inn, and,
+arriving there, was greeted by his friend Rustcoin, who had just
+arrived. It was years since these two friends had met, and doubtless
+each found the other vastly changed.
+
+"Why, surely, old friend, you are not so bad as you try to make out,"
+observed Rustcoin. "You look hale and hearty still. You are up, and
+walking about."
+
+"Well, do you know how much longer they give me to live?" asked
+Oldstone.
+
+"No. Who?" inquired Rustcoin. "The doctor?"
+
+"Well, not exactly. A prophet."
+
+"A prophet, eh? That's interesting; and who may this prophet be, if I
+might ask?"
+
+"The grave-digger."
+
+"The grave-digger! What does he know about it?"
+
+"Says he saw my corpse candle last night, and he is at this moment
+digging my grave on the strength of it."
+
+"My dear fellow, you're joking. Pray, don't give these sort of people
+any encouragement in their antiquated superstitions. You were always
+given a little that way yourself, I remember."
+
+"Come, let's go inside, and have lunch together. You are, doubtless,
+hungry," said Oldstone. "We'll have a good long chat over our meal."
+Then leaning on his friend's arm, both entered the inn.
+
+Our host and hostess were, of course, delighted at the arrival of the
+long-absent member, and many allusions were made to old times. Dame
+Hearty hastily laid the cloth, brought in the lunch of cold beef and
+pickles, the remains of a rabbit pie, some bread and cheese, with a jug
+of nut-brown ale, home-brewed and left the two companions to themselves.
+
+"And so our young friend, Vandyke McGuilp, has gone and made a d----d
+fool of himself," said Rustcoin, after a pause in the conversation.
+"Well, I thought him a more sensible man. What! one of _his_ talent and
+position to sink himself to the level of a dish-clout! Why! it's sheer
+madness."
+
+"My dear fellow; don't talk like that," cried Oldstone. "If you'd only
+seen the girl, I assure you----"
+
+"Bah! I make no doubt but that she's pretty--that's not the point. You
+won't pretend that she was any better educated than the rest of her
+class," maintained Rustcoin.
+
+"Educated! _educated!_" exclaimed Oldstone. "She had something in her
+far beyond what _you_ would call education--by which you probably mean
+book learning, or that flimsy social veneer which anyone can acquire
+who chooses to move within the radius of a certain narrow circle, where
+all is artificial, unreal, cold, hypocritical, and false. This is a girl
+of character, truth-loving, sweet, and unselfish--pure as an
+angel--intelligent, and with fine sensibilities."
+
+"Nonsense," broke in Rustcoin, testily. "These country wenches are ever
+stubborn, hard-headed, self-interested, exacting, undocile, unteachable.
+Peasant she was born, and peasant she will remain to the end of her
+days. God help the poor idiot with such a one for a mate! She may be
+well enough as a wife to some country bumpkin, but for any rational
+being to hamper himself with one of these clods----"
+
+"But she's not one of these clods," persisted Oldstone. "I tell you this
+is quite an exceptional case."
+
+"Just because she is pretty, forsooth," interposed Rustcoin. "I believe
+you are gone on her yourself."
+
+"Oh! as for me--I love her as my own daughter," replied Oldstone. "I've
+seen her grow up from a child, and have had plenty of time to study her
+disposition. I have ever found her dutiful to her parents, diligent in
+her duties, naturally intelligent, and of the highest principle. Her
+surroundings have not been altogether those that fall to the lot of a
+girl of that class, and she possesses all the qualities that any
+rational man should expect in a wife."
+
+"Such a paragon as you describe, I confess, never came within my
+experience, and I have gone through something in my youth. More than
+once I have been on the point of making a fool of myself. At the time, I
+thought my goddess the most perfect being in creation, but I was soon
+undeceived in every case, and now I thank my stars that I have always
+managed to steer clear of trouble, and have remained an old bachelor."
+
+It was the third day since Rustcoin had appeared upon the scene, since
+which time Oldstone had been sinking fast. At this moment he was seated,
+propped up by cushions, in an easy chair, in dressing gown and night
+cap. His friend Rustcoin was by his side, receiving instructions as to
+the publication of a pile of MSS, whilst Mr. Hardcase, the lawyer, whom
+we have mentioned as still being on the spot after the others had left,
+was now engaged in putting the antiquary's will into legal form.
+
+Dr. Bleedem having retired to London, his successor, Dr. Dosemore, had
+been called in to attend the patient. He could do no more however than
+his predecessor had done--viz., to warn him of his approaching end
+informing him that he would succumb to internal gout, which would
+encroach upon his system, until it reached the heart, when it would take
+him off suddenly. The new doctor had just left the room, and the
+antiquary was addressing his old friend in feeble tones, as follows:--
+
+"This pile of MSS," he said, "is a collection of tales, which I have
+jotted down from memory as nearly as possible in the words of the
+narrators, and which I desire to be bound and published, under the
+title of 'Tales of the Wonder Club, by Dryasdust.' I believe I am
+conferring a boon upon society in rescuing these precious documents from
+oblivion, and publishing them broadcast, for the benefit of humanity at
+large. See that they be illustrated by the first artists of the day, so
+that the book may obtain all the readier sale. So shall my soul rest in
+peace, and my blessing remain with those I leave behind. Tell my young
+friend Vandyke that my last thoughts were of him and his fair bride."
+Then extending one hand to his friend Rustcoin and the other to the
+lawyer, he sank back on his cushions and spoke no more.
+
+"So he has gone at last, the poor old gentleman," said Hardcase,
+disengaging his hand from that of the corpse.
+
+"Ay, just _three days_ from my arrival, as predicted by the
+sexton--strange, isn't it?" remarked Rustcoin. "What a fine old head it
+is. It's a pity a cast should not be taken of it. I should so like to
+possess a bust of my old friend."
+
+"Nothing is easier," said the lawyer. "I will get the new doctor to take
+one. I know he can, because he told me so."
+
+Dr. Dosemore was immediately recalled, and before the day was over, a
+successful mould was taken of the face, which, with as little delay as
+possible, Rustcoin despatched to Rome, to a sculptor friend of his of
+some renown, with injunctions to execute for him a bust of his old
+friend, in the best Carrara marble, with pedestal of scagliola.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The bell was tolling at the old church of Littleboro'. A solemn
+procession, all clad in deep mourning, entered the churchyard gate, and
+followed the coffin to the grave. The sexton was at his post, bearing a
+certain air of triumph about him, as if he were saying to himself,
+"There, I told you so. They can't none of 'em fool me. What I perdicts
+is _sartin_."
+
+The same old vicar who so lately had joined together the hands of our
+hero and heroine in holy matrimony has now a sadder task to perform. Our
+host and hostess, of course, are present, as well as our friends
+Hardcase, Rustcoin, and the new doctor, besides several strangers. All
+stand reverently bareheaded during the reading of the burial service,
+until the usual three handfuls of earth are strewn upon the coffin,
+after which the sexton, with a deft and businesslike, though hardly a
+reverent manner, tumbles the earth hurriedly on to the top of the
+coffin, and all is over.
+
+Soon after the ceremony Rustcoin and Hardcase take leave of each other,
+and likewise of our host and hostess, when each departs by a different
+route. Rustcoin returns no more to Rome, but settles in York, his native
+town, where he purchased a house, which he has been at some pains to fit
+up according to his tastes. Over the mantelpiece in his study hangs the
+portrait of his brother antiquary, painted by our artist, Vandyke
+McGuilp, while in a corner of the room is a well executed bust in the
+best Carrara white marble, representing the same features. He has also
+inherited the whole of his friend Oldstone's collection of antiquities,
+which are now added to his own, and make, together, a very respectable
+museum, which he is ever proud of showing to his visitors when they
+call.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Let us now return to the hostel of the "Headless Lady," where our host
+and hostess are left alone in their glory, for even Mr. Hardcase has at
+length taken his departure and settled in some neighbouring town. They
+are seated at some distance apart from each other, no longer looking
+tenderly and lovingly into each others' faces as of yore, but askance,
+as if they had had some matrimonial quarrel, which neither felt inclined
+to be the first to make up. Jack Hearty's hands are thrust deeply into
+his pockets, his legs extended, his brows knit, and his eyes fixed upon
+the ground; while his spouse, usually so active and so busy, to whom
+nothing was greater pain than being forced to be idle, was now lolling
+in a listless attitude, her arms dangling idly at her sides with an
+expression on her face of the most intense boredom. One who knew them
+both would no longer recognise in these two melancholy persons our
+jovial host and hostess of former days.
+
+"Tell you what it is, Molly," began Jack, at length, "D----d if I don't
+think this house is haunted."
+
+"Why so, Jack?" enquired the dame, wearily.
+
+"Have you not noticed since Mr. Oldstone's death--nay, before--ever
+since our dear Helen left her home, that a curse seems to have fallen
+upon this house?" demanded Jack.
+
+"True, I feel an unaccountable depression of spirits, but still I
+thought it nothing but the weather," rejoined his spouse.
+
+"It's not that only," persisted her husband. "Fair or foul weather, it
+is just the same to me. See how our custom has fallen off."
+
+"Naturally; now that the members of the club have all departed," replied
+Molly. "It's lonely like, not seeing a human face all day long."
+
+"It's worse than that," continued Jack. "Haven't you felt--well, I don't
+know how to say it--as if--as if--some danger were hanging over our
+heads?"
+
+"Lor, Jack!" cried our hostess, "Who'ld ever have thought to hear _you_
+talk like that? Well, Jack, to tell you the truth--though I never liked
+to mention the matter before, for fear you should laugh at me--I confess
+I never _have_ felt quite myself since the night of that tragedy."
+
+"That's it. Depend upon it," said her husband. "The spot has become
+accursed. I lose my appetite and sleep; feel weak and nervous; start at
+the merest sound, while ever and anon I have the sensation as if
+someone were looking over my shoulder. If perchance I shut my eyes, I
+see before me all that took place upon that fearful night. I hear the
+stairs creak, and see that ruffian clasping our dear Helen in his arms.
+I hear her screams for help, whilst I seem to see myself lying drugged
+and helpless, incapable of running to her assistance."
+
+"Oh, Jack! and so have I," replied his spouse. "I too have dreamed that
+dream. It will not go from me. Each time I close my eyes---- Hark! What
+was that? A footstep, I'll be sworn."
+
+"Ay, ay," assented Jack; "I hear them oft, myself."
+
+It was now growing late, and our host went to fetch a jug of his own nut
+brown ale, and filled himself up a glass, which he drained at a draught,
+then filled himself up another.
+
+"You drink more than you used to, Jack," remarked the wife of his bosom.
+"I've seen you look very muddled of late. Don't let it grow upon you.
+Don't, now, there's a dear."
+
+But to his wife's tender injunctions he turned a deaf ear, and continued
+to fill up again and again, and yet again, until he was perfectly
+mellow.
+
+"Oh! Jack, Jack," cried Dame Hearty, despairingly, "I knew how it would
+be. Don't, don't; you'll break my heart."
+
+"What the ---- does it matter to you?" demanded her husband, "'s long 's
+I leave you alone (hic)."
+
+Here some altercation took place between the two which we will not
+record; as, in such moods, our landlord was rarely very choice in his
+language. It was with considerable difficulty that Dame Hearty succeeded
+at length in getting her worse half upstairs and to bed.
+
+We grieve to be obliged to record that on the following night there was
+a repetition of this painful scene, and the night after that, too. In
+spite of his poor wife's prayers and entreaties, he grew from bad to
+worse. Jack Hearty had become a confirmed drunkard. When in his cups his
+nature appeared completely changed. He who, up to the present, had
+enjoyed the reputation of being the kindest and most loving of husbands,
+the most genial of men, had now become morose, coarse, blasphemous,
+cantankerous, and cruel. His poor wife was in despair, and could do
+nothing but cry or go into hysterics.
+
+It was one stormy night, when our host of the "Headless Lady" had
+dragged himself upstairs more intoxicated than ever, that he let fall
+the candle, which immediately set fire to the bed curtains, and in an
+instant the room was in flames. Our host was so dazed as to be incapable
+of saving himself, and if it had not been for Dame Hearty's presence of
+mind, who managed to drag her husband downstairs in time, both might
+have perished in the flames.
+
+The position of the inn, as we know, was isolated. Before help could be
+procured the fine old hostel, that had stood for centuries, and whose
+walls had resounded so long with the mirth and laughter of our jovial
+members, was now a charred and shapeless ruin.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Well, Jack, I hope you're satisfied now," said his better-half, as the
+loving couple tucked themselves into a spare bed at the house of a
+neighbour, who had taken them in out of charity.
+
+Our host was now quite sober, having had to walk a mile at least through
+the bleak wind and driving snow, so he turned, in a humbled and penitent
+manner, towards his wife, crying, "Oh, Molly, Molly, how can you ever
+forgive me? Oh! what a fool I have been! If I had only listened to you
+at first. But, there--it's the drink--the cursed drink--that makes a
+beast of a man. I vow I will never touch a drop of drink again as long
+as I live."
+
+"Dear Jack, I believe you," replied his spouse. "Be your old self
+again," and with one loving kiss all past troubles were forgotten.
+
+"Ah! Molly, Molly, you're something like a wife. Never will I for the
+future give you any cause for complaint."
+
+And he kept his word. Jack Hearty was a reformed man.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+We now approach the end of our story. Our hero and heroine, after a
+prolonged honeymoon in the sunny south, which to Helen was like a dream
+of Paradise, found themselves reluctantly compelled to return to England
+in order to superintend certain matters of business connected with their
+country house and estate. Soon after their return, our married couple,
+wishing to give the old people an agreeable surprise, proposed paying
+them a visit in their carriage and pair, at their old home, the
+"Headless Lady." What was their surprise and dismay, on their arrival,
+to find, in lieu of the time honoured hostel, _a blackened ruin_!
+
+"Good Heavens!" cried husband and wife, simultaneously, "what can have
+become of the old people?" Tears started to the eyes of Helen at the
+thought of the scenes of her childhood and of the many happy hours she
+had spent within those old walls; but anxiety for the fate of her
+parents filled her soul. Enquiries having been made, Jack Hearty and his
+wife were tracked to the house of a neighbour in the village.
+
+"Father! Mother!" cried the grand lady, stepping out of her carriage;
+and, throwing all ceremony to the winds, she embraced them both with the
+fondest affection, while the liveried coachman and footman exchanged
+glances together.
+
+"Tell us how all this has happened," said our artist; "but first step
+into the carriage, and we will drive home. You must come and stay with
+us."
+
+Neither his father nor his mother-in-law possessed anything but what
+they stood upright in, and were not long in making up their minds, so
+stepping into the carriage, and waving an adieu to their hospitable
+neighbours, were soon borne out of sight.
+
+"Well, Jack," said our artist to his father-in-law, after he had
+listened to a detailed account of the latter's misadventure, as they
+were sitting together that evening in the cosy parlour of our hero's
+country house, the two ladies having retired to the drawing-room to
+enjoy their own private gossip, "of course I am sorry for your loss, and
+for the old inn itself, which I had calculated making a picture of some
+day; but really, under the circumstances, I look upon it as
+providential."
+
+"Providential!" exclaimed the _ci-devant_ landlord, in astonishment.
+"What! the destruction of the home of my fathers by fire, through my
+idiotic folly and besotted drunkenness, providential!"
+
+"Jack, my boy, you were but the instrument, and no responsible agent,"
+continued his son-in-law. "From what you tell me, the house was most
+undoubtedly haunted--the air vitiated and poisoned as by a pestilence,
+from having been the seat of deep crime. I know something of these
+phenomena, and I have always heard and read that there is no thorough or
+lasting purification in such cases save by _fire_. Take, for example,
+the Fire of London. That broke out, providentially, after the Plague, in
+order to purify the City. The burning of your inn was a necessity, as it
+had been rendered uninhabitable through being haunted, and you were
+chosen as the instrument."
+
+"Why! Good Heavens!" cried Jack Hearty, drawing his chair suddenly
+back, and looking straight into the face of his son-in-law, while a fat
+hand rested on each stout knee. "To think that that should never have
+occurred to me before! Why, of course, it must have been so. I see it
+all as plain as a pike-staff."
+
+"You were not yourself, Jack, on that occasion," pursued our artist.
+"You were _beside_ yourself, which means that your will, already
+unfeebled, was subjugated by some outside power--viz., the will of some
+disembodied spirit stronger than your own, who made use of you as his
+instrument."
+
+"It is quite true, sir," replied Jack, "I was _not_ myself at the time.
+Well, well--it is some consolation to think it _had_ to be done, and
+that there was no way out of it."
+
+Here the ladies re-entered the room, and the conversation took another
+turn.
+
+"Now, Jack," proposed McGuilp, before all present, "since matters have
+turned out thus, what do you say to becoming steward of my estate--my
+man of business--caretaker of my house when I am away, and live here
+with the missus to the end of your days?"
+
+"Oh, sir!" exclaimed Jack Hearty and his wife together, "you overwhelm
+us with kindness. How can we ever repay you our debt of gratitude?" and
+tears started to the eyes of the old couple.
+
+"Then so be it," said the now rich landowner.
+
+"Dear, _dear_, Van!" exclaimed his young wife, as she threw herself upon
+his neck and covered him with kisses. "You have made me _so_ happy."
+
+And so it was that the little family party jogged on from day to day as
+united as birds in a nest.
+
+Jack Hearty was a good man of business, and an honest, and the post
+suited him to a T. Dame Hearty's delight was naturally to cook and to
+wash, or in undertaking any of those rough duties that she had been
+accustomed to in her former life, but as these were not
+necessary--others having been engaged for that purpose, she was
+entrusted with the keys of the house, and became an excellent
+housekeeper, loved and respected by those under her.
+
+Had our artist entirely abandoned art now that he had succeeded to his
+uncle's fortune and estate? Far from it. First and foremost among the
+improvements that he made was the building of a spacious studio, which
+he fitted up in a manner worthy of his taste and his means. In this he
+executed his great picture, which created such a _furore_ on the
+following year at the Royal Academy, entitled, "Captured by the
+Brigands." The English captive in the composition was a faithful
+likeness of our artist himself, whilst the bronzed features of his
+captors, which were deeply impressed upon his memory were as like to the
+originals, our artist assures us, as if they had sat for them. The time
+is represented as towards evening. The light and shade powerful. The
+whole effect of the picture weird and unearthly. An offer had been made
+for it, but the would-be buyer was informed that it was not for sale. So
+it was hung up in the parlour of the artist's own country house,
+according to the wish of his loving wife, who liked constantly to be
+reminded of this weird episode in the life of the man she loved.
+
+Time wore on, and not a quarrel, not a difference of opinion even arose
+to mar the happiness of this loving pair, when one fine morning a great
+event transpired. The lady of this household presented her liege lord
+with a son and heir, a fine healthy boy, who was christened John, after
+his grandfather, and never called other than Jack by his parents.
+Despite her household duties, Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp always managed to
+find time to pursue her studies, while her natural intelligence and
+application were such that the progress she made under her husband's
+tuition, was simply marvellous. In a few years the McGuilps purchased a
+house in town in a fashionable quarter, and the "at homes" or
+"conversaziones," as they were called in those days, of Mrs. Vandyke
+McGuilp, were the talk of all the _elite_. Helen now felt herself called
+upon to enact the _rôle_ of a grand lady, and in this her natural
+dignity, intelligence, and sweetness of disposition, enabled her to
+succeed to perfection.
+
+Little more remains to be told. After a few seasons in town, and having
+run the usual curriculum of operas, balls, parties, concerts, visiting,
+and even presentation at court, the sameness and artificiality of such
+an existence palled upon these two artless and ingenuous lovers of
+nature, so the house in town was at length given up, and our artist
+retired into the country, where he gave up his time more thoroughly to
+the study of his art, working ever with increased ardour through the
+kind encouragement and sympathy of his loving wife.
+
+Nor was Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp forgetful of her old friends. She fondly
+cherished the memory of her dear Mr. Oldstone, her friend and adviser,
+and it grieved her that she had not been able to be near him and attend
+upon him during his last moments on earth. She had also made the
+acquaintance of Mr. Rustcoin, who frequently called upon them. Had even
+been to their "at homes" when they lived in London. This gentleman had
+become quite reconciled to the idea of his friend Vandyke McGuilp's
+marriage with the daughter of a country innkeeper, and agreed with his
+friend Oldstone that this was quite an exceptional case. He had even
+been heard to declare before a company of friends that the most charming
+woman he had ever met for intelligence, natural grace, sound sense, good
+heartedness, tact, and _savoir faire_, was the wife of his friend Mr.
+Vandyke McGuilp.
+
+A few years later, when it fell to Mr. Rustcoin's turn to pay the debt
+of nature, this gentleman recollecting how fondly the memory of his
+friend Oldstone was cherished by those two charming people, the
+McGuilps, having presented his large collection of antiquities to his
+native city of York, bequeathed to our friends both the bust and the oil
+picture of his brother antiquary, which latter, our readers will
+remember, was painted by the hand of our artist himself.
+
+Our friend Rustcoin has now long gone to his rest, and both bust and
+portrait of Mr. Oldstone adorn the country mansion of the McGuilps.
+Among other cherished relics of their friend is a bound and illustrated
+work conspicuously placed in their library, entitled: "Tales of the
+Wonder Club," by Dryasdust, out of which volume little Jack McGuilp
+often pesters his mother to read a story to him.
+
+
+
+
+CONCLUSION.
+
+
+In conclusion, let me beg the reader to accompany me in imagination to
+the site of the once far-famed old Elizabethan hostelry, "The Headless
+Lady" and what do we see? Alas! not even the old blackened ruin is there
+to mark the spot. All, _all_, has been swept away by the ruthless hand
+of modern civilisation.
+
+ "She cries, a thousand types are gone,
+ I care for nothing, all shall go."
+ TENNYSON.
+
+How is the whole face of the country changed! The stately elms and
+beeches, with the rooks' nests lodging in their branches, have been cut
+down to satisfy the greed of this utilitarian age. The land has been
+bought up in our time by a railway company, and crowded trains, with
+their screeching railway whistle, rush over the very site of this
+ancient hostelry, whose walls once resounded with the songs and applause
+of our friends of the "Wonder Club." Not even the picturesque old church
+of Littleborough has been spared. Being pronounced unsafe, it was pulled
+down, and on its site erected a modern Baptist chapel, in all that
+unsightly ugliness of style so cherished by dissenters. How strange that
+religious bodies should have such execrable taste. Telegraph lines cross
+and recross each other in every direction, and railway bridges, tunnels
+and aqueducts abound on all hands.
+
+[Illustration: THE QUAKER]
+
+The town of Muddleton-upon-Slush, once little more than a village, has
+swelled to the proportions of a prosperous factory town, with its smoky
+chimneys, its gasometers, its rows upon rows of jerry-built houses, its
+new town hall, its salvation army barracks, its police station, its
+chapels of every conceivable denomination, to say nothing of its
+numerous public-houses, young men's Christian association, its baths and
+wash-houses, its low theatre, where questionable pieces are represented
+by indifferent actors to pander to the modern taste. Then its placards
+and pictorial advertisements, who shall tell? But, enough. As for the
+old fashioned honest English rustic of the past, with his sturdiness of
+character and devout unquestioning faith in matters of religion, _his_
+genus is quite extinct; you may possibly stumble upon his fossil in a
+stratum of London blue clay. He has been superseded by quite a distinct
+species--the modern blackguard, with his blatant scepticism and
+blasphemous irreligion.
+
+It might have been some forty years ago since the author, who was
+travelling on a matter of urgent business on this line, was roused in
+the midst of a reverie by the guard calling out, "Muddleton-upon-Slush!
+Any passengers for Muddleton?" As this was my destination I descended,
+and was about to cross the railway bridge when I observed an aged and
+reverend looking individual, whose low crowned hat with its broad brim,
+and the severe cut of whose sad coloured clothes proclaimed him a member
+of the "Society of Friends," a genuine quaker of the true old fashioned
+stamp, long since extinct. He was in earnest discourse with the porter,
+and as I passed him I caught these words, uttered in tones deliberate
+and slow, as one who has the whole day before him, and sees no necessity
+for hurry, and which contrasted strangely with the bustle and confusion
+going on around him.
+
+"Prithee, friend, canst thou direct me to the ancient hostel of the
+'Headless Lady'?"
+
+"The _what_? The ''Eadless Lady.' No, sir. There ain't no public 'ouse
+about 'ere of that name," was the porter's curt reply. "But if it's a
+glass of _h_ale you want, sir, there's the '_H_angel and the _H_eagle,'
+the '_H_elephant and Castle,' and the----"
+
+"Doubtless, friend," interrupted the reverend individual, "there are
+enough and to spare of those abominations, those dens of iniquity that
+the lost sheep of the house of Israel denominate public houses; but
+know, friend, that it is not ale I seek, seeing that I am a follower of
+one Rechab, who, as doubtless thou wilt have read in Holy Writ, indulged
+neither in wine nor strong drink."
+
+The porter's face throughout this sententious speech was a study. His
+eyes and mouth gradually opened till they reached their utmost limit.
+Then suddenly recollecting that his manner might appear rude, he broke
+in with:
+
+"Well, sir, if you should prefer a good rump steak and a cup of tea, I
+could recommend----"
+
+"Verily, friend," again interrupted the quaker, "thou comprehendest me
+not, for neither doth my soul hanker after the fleshpots of Egypt, but
+having a taste for antiquarian lore, I would fain revisit that spot of
+historic interest once seen in my youth, but of which I have now no
+clear recollection, namely the hostel of the 'Headless Lady.'"
+
+"''Eadless Lady'! ''_Eadless Lady_'! Why, God bless my soul, sir, where
+_h_ever do you 'ail from? Why, now I come to think of it, I remember to
+have 'eerd my grandfather speak of it. Lor, sir, it's been burnt down
+this 'alf a century ago."
+
+"Burnt down!" exclaimed the antiquary, in extreme vexation.
+
+"Yessir," replied the porter, briskly, "burnt down by the landlord
+hisself, when in his cups, as I've heered say--down to the wery ground.
+There, sir, is the spot, where I'm p'inting. Yessir, that's where it
+stood. This here line runs right bang over the wery site of it."
+
+"Bless me!" cried the disappointed quaker in dismay, "and have I left my
+peaceful home, that I havn't stirred out of for years to hear this?
+Verily, all is vanity."
+
+Here he would have begun a homily on the evils of intemperance, had not
+the guard interrupted him with:
+
+"Yessir, I remember to have 'eerd my grandfather say, when I was a kid,
+on'y so high" (here he lowered the palm of his hand to within a couple
+of feet of the platform), "as 'ow the 'ouse was 'aunted by the ghost of
+a nun, as valked about vith 'er 'ead _h_under 'er _h_arm, but that's a
+long while ago, that is. No, sir, you may depend upon it, there _h_ain't
+no 'eadless ladies valking about now, sir. _Ve_ don't believe in 'em
+nowadays."
+
+With this, he took up a rasping iron bell, which he rang so vigorously
+that the peaceful quaker was fain to stop his ears and hurry from the
+spot as fast as his legs could carry him.
+
+"Poor old gent," muttered the porter, to himself, as he looked after
+him, "'e _h_ain't _h_up to date, no 'ow."
+
+
+FINIS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES:
+
+
+1. Passages in italics are surrounded by _underscores_.
+
+2. Images have been moved from the middle of a paragraph to the closest
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+5. The following misprints have been corrected:
+ "importaut" corrected to "important" (page vii)
+ "Ron" corrected to "Rod" (page 405)
+ "litttle" corrected to "little" (page 441)
+ "Senor" corrected to "Señor" (page 453)
+ "vengance" corrected to "vengeance" (page 487)
+ "portégé" corrected to "protégé" (page 562)
+ "my" corrected to "may" (page 597)
+ "upon upon" corrected to "upon" (page 603)
+ "physican" corrected to "physician" (page 619)
+
+6. Other than the corrections listed above, printer's inconsistencies in
+spelling, hyphenation, and ligature usage have been retained.
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+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 1024px;">
+<a name="Frontispiece" id="Frontispiece"></a>
+<img src="images/dtwc000p0.jpg" width="1024" height="667" alt="The Abduction" title="The Abduction" />
+</div>
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 670px;">
+<a name="Title" id="Title"></a>
+<img src="images/dtwc000p1.jpg" width="670" height="1024" alt="The Fire" title="The Fire" />
+</div>
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+
+<h1>TALES OF<br />
+THE WONDER CLUB.</h1>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h5>BY</h5>
+<h2>DRYASDUST.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>VOL. III.</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h5>ILLUSTRATED BY</h5>
+
+<h3><span class="smcap">JOHN JELLICOE and VAL PRINCE,</span></h3>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">After Designs by the Author.</span></h4>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h4>HARRISON &amp; SONS, 59, PALL MALL,<br />
+<small><i>Booksellers to the Queen and H.R.H. the Prince of Wales.</i><br />
+<br />
+<i>All rights reserved.</i></small></h4>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h5>LONDON:<br />
+PRINTED BY A. HUDSON AND CO.,<br />
+160 WANDSWORTH ROAD, S.W.</h5>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<h2>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.</h2>
+
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align='left'>&nbsp;</td><td align='right'><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Abduction</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#Frontispiece"><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Fire</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#Title"><i>Title Page</i></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Curiosity Shop</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#Preface"><i>Preface</i></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Gipsy Queen</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#p389">389</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Duel</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#p603">603</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Quaker</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#p658">658</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 683px;">
+<a name="Preface" id="Preface"></a>
+<img src="images/dtwc005p.jpg" width="683" height="1024" alt="The Curiosity Shop" title="The Curiosity Shop" />
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>v</span></p>
+<h2>PREFACE TO VOL. III.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Before taking leave of his readers, the author would
+inform them that at the commencement of these
+"Tales," the earlier ones dating some thirty years back,
+nothing was further from his intentions than rushing
+into print, although repeatedly persuaded to do so by
+certain well-meaning friends, who from time to time
+were permitted to peruse the hidden MSS. The tales,
+nearly all of them, were written when the author was
+living abroad, and to beguile a period of enforced
+idleness, which otherwise would have been intolerable.</p>
+
+<p>Never in his wildest dreams did he meditate inflicting
+them on the public mind. Partly, it may be, that he
+thought with Lord Tennyson, that "fame is half disfame,"
+and that "in making many books there is no
+end," as Solomon teaches. Or it may be that he didn't
+care to augment that already numerous class who are
+said "to rush on where angels fear to tread." However
+this might be, time passed and the tales began to
+accumulate, when the author conceived the idea of
+stringing them together in a decameron, and later still<span class='pagenum'>vi</span>
+of illustrating them with his own designs. Still years
+rolled on, and the tales, long abandoned, were consigned
+to the limbo of a mysterious black box, where they
+remained all but forgotten till many years later.</p>
+
+<p>"Why on earth don't you publish them?" was the
+constant cry of those few who were taken into the
+writer's confidence.</p>
+
+<p>The author answered by a modest shrug of self-depreciation,
+and still the unfinished MSS. lay at the
+bottom of the black box. The fact was that a weight
+of inertia oppressed him, added to a total lack of
+experience in business matters of this kind, which prevented
+him from taking the first step. He recoiled
+from the thought of calling on a publisher and presenting
+his own MSS., and being occupied in other
+ways besides writing, he begrudged the time lost in
+hunting up printers, publishers, and engravers, together
+with all the delays <i>contretemps</i>, and disappointments
+attendant on red tape.</p>
+
+<p>What he wanted was a factotum, "an all round
+man," who would take, so to speak, the dirty work off
+his hands. Where was such a man to be found? He
+knew of none. The author is a man of unusually
+retired habits, and associates with but few of his kind.
+By proclaiming his want openly, doubtless, many would
+have presented themselves for the task, but in matters
+of this sort a certain amount of intimacy with the
+person employed seems to be necessary; at least, so
+the author thought, and thus time rolled on, and the<span class='pagenum'>vii</span>
+"Tales" were no nearer publication than they were
+years ago, and might still have remained in this state
+for years longer but for an unforeseen incident. One
+morning, whilst taking a constitutional in a neighbouring
+suburb, the author's attention was attracted by
+a strange-looking stringed instrument of undoubted
+antiquity, in the window of an old curiosity shop. He
+would enquire the price of it. The proprietor, a weasel-faced
+little man, with a polished bald head, foxy beard
+streaked with grey, and a nose rather red at the tip,
+stood at the door of his shop. His ferret eyes spotted
+a customer.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the price of that instrument?"</p>
+
+<p>"One guinea."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll take it. Wrap it up in paper."</p>
+
+<p>"Right you are, sir. Good morning, sir. Thank
+you."</p>
+
+<p>And off trudged the author with this new acquisition
+to his collection of curios.</p>
+
+<p>Little did he imagine at the time what an important
+part this same weasely little man was destined to play in
+the drama of his every day life. Soon after this a
+second visit was paid to the shop. It was a strange
+place, choked with odd lumber, where any curio might
+be obtained, from a mermaid to a mummy. A stuffed
+crocodile hung in the window. There were cases of
+stuffed birds and animals, dummies in costume, old
+pictures, antique furniture, armour, weapons, coins, and
+postage stamps. A third and fourth visit succeeded,<span class='pagenum'>viii</span>
+and after almost every visit the author's collection was
+enriched by some new curio. At length, so frequent
+became these visits to the curio shop, that hardly a day
+passed without the author putting in an appearance.
+Some two years may thus have passed away, during
+which time the author had ample opportunity of studying
+this human weasel. He learned that he was a
+bum-bailiff, a commission agent, etc., ready to undertake
+any odd job for money.</p>
+
+<p>Here, then, at last, was the very man. The author
+accordingly propounded his plan of publishing the
+"Tales." That weasel nose sniffed business. With
+alacrity he seized the MSS., and donning a new top
+hat, which he did whenever he desired to create an
+impression of respectability, he climbed to the top of a
+'bus, and was soon landed in the thick of our metropolis.
+From that time all has been comparatively plain
+sailing. "<i>Ce n' est que le premier pas qui co&ucirc;te</i>," and
+cost it did, readers, you may be certain of that.</p>
+
+<p style='text-align: right'>
+<span class="smcap">The Author</span>.</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 1024px;">
+<a name="p389" id="p389"></a>
+<img src="images/dtwc389p.jpg" width="1024" height="707" alt="The Gipsy Queen" title="The Gipsy Queen" />
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>389</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER VI.</h2>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">The Gipsy Queen.&mdash;Mr. Blackdeed's New Play.</span></h4>
+
+
+<p>It was Monday morning. Our members assembled
+as usual at the breakfast table, after which the host
+entered with the newspaper, to show his guests an
+account of some political event of great importance.
+The appearance of a newspaper in the club was a thing
+of great rarity, as we have already hinted that politics
+were only permitted occasionally on sufferance. As
+Mr. Oldstone was commonly looked up to as the head
+of the club, if not altogether on account of his age,
+still as one who was most rigid against any infringement
+of discipline and decorum, each member glanced
+timidly towards this worthy, as if to ask his consent
+and absolution, which having given with a solemn
+nod of his head, the other members seized with eagerness
+the mystic folio, and having spread it out upon
+the table, huddled one behind the other to get the first
+look at its contents.</p>
+
+<p>As for our artist, he had "metal more attractive," as
+Mr. Blackdeed might have observed. Nothing would
+satisfy him but a good long sitting from his enchantress,<span class='pagenum'>390</span>
+Helen. So stealing from the company, engrossed as
+they were with their politics, he retired to his chamber,
+where he set his palette; and, placing Helen's portrait
+on the easel, he called his model, who came without
+much pressing, and having placed her in the old carved
+high-backed chair, he commenced work. The portrait
+waxes apace. Our host's daughter is in her very best
+looks. The painter's hand is inspired not merely by
+the love of art&mdash;great, though that love undoubtedly is
+with all artists&mdash;but spurred on by another, perhaps
+more powerful feeling, which lends such temper to our
+artist's ordinary faculties, as to render the painter himself,
+a rare occurrence, utterly amazed at his own powers.
+The first hour passes away like five minutes. Scarce a
+word has been spoken on either side. To those who
+feel they love, few words are necessary, and in many
+cases, perhaps the fewer the better. This was a case in
+point. Our couple loved. Why should we deny it?
+How futile, indeed, for lovers themselves to deny it to
+the world? How utterly hopeless a task it is for lovers
+to attempt to conceal their love one for the other, even
+<i>when</i> they intend to do so! Murder will out sooner or
+later. In this, as in many other cases, love given vent
+to in words could be productive of no good to either
+party; and, therefore, as we said before, the fewer
+words spoken, the better.</p>
+
+<p>But what do I say? Will nature be subdued by
+mere obstinate silence? Will not the trampled down
+heart rebel and burst its fetters, seeking an outlet in the<span class='pagenum'>391</span>
+powerful upheavings of the breast; the electric flashes
+of the impassioned eye that the strongest efforts of our
+feeble will in vain endeavour to render cold and indifferent;
+the involuntary blush, the haggard cheek, the
+pensive look; the smothered sigh&mdash;have they no language?
+Nay, your very silence speaks for itself. Oh,
+youth! if you would hide your passion, do so by flight,
+there is no other way.</p>
+
+<p>This is what McGuilp felt. As for Helen, poor
+child, her virgin heart was a stranger to the tender
+passion. She had heard of love, but just heard of it
+vaguely as the world speaks of it, without being able to
+realise its power. She would have been incapable of
+analysing her own feelings, but a mysterious languishing
+softness welled forth from her large blue eyes, which
+whispered to the painter's heart things that it dare not
+acknowledge to her own. Strange, awful, mysterious
+passion; instilling thy subtle poison into the veins of
+thy willing victims. Merciless poisoned dart! Swift as
+thou art deep, inextricable as thou art unerring&mdash;who
+can escape thee?</p>
+
+<p>But let us leave the enamoured couple to themselves
+for a while. Far be it from us to play the spy upon
+their actions, and let us return to the club-room, where
+the members, having exhausted their newspaper, are
+interrupted in the midst of a political discussion by an
+authorative thump on the table from Mr. Oldstone, who
+reminds the company that Mr. Blackdeed has not yet
+discharged his debt to the club&mdash;viz., the recital of his<span class='pagenum'>392</span>
+new play, that he had just finished preparing for the
+stage.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay, the play, the play!" shouted several voices.</p>
+
+<p>"Now then. Blackdeed," said Parnassus, "the play
+is the thing, you know."</p>
+
+<p>Our dramatist, with some show of modest reluctance,
+or, as Mr Parnassus observed, "with sweet reluctant
+amorous delay," produced his manuscript from his
+ample pocket, inwardly, nothing loath to declaim his
+late effusion before the august assembly, seated himself
+with an air of dignity, and having waited till the whole
+club was fairly settled, and all attention, he thus began:</p>
+
+
+
+<h3>THE GIPSY QUEEN.</h3>
+
+
+<h4>DRAMATIS PERSON&AElig;.</h4>
+
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Don Diego</span>.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Don Silvio</span>.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Don Pascual</span>, son of Don Diego, in love with Inez.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Pedro</span>, servant to Don Silvio.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Juan</span>, servant to Don Diego.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Don Alfonso</span>, friend to Don Pascual, and student of Salamanca.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Donna Inez</span>, only daughter of Don Silvio.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Donna Rodriguez</span>, nurse to Donna Inez.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Lady Abbess</span>, sister to Don Silvio.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Gipsy Queen</span>, Pepa.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Miguel</span>, a Priest.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>Another Priest, Gipsies, Soldiers, Guests, Attendants, and Populace.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>The Scene is laid in Spain in the mountains of Grenada. In Scene III. of Act I., in Salamanca.</td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>393</span></p>
+
+<h4>ACT I.</h4>
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene I.</span>&mdash;<i>Study of Don Silvio, with large open window,
+through which is seen the castle of Don Diego on
+the opposite mountain peak. Don Silvio is discovered
+at a table covered with books, papers, and scientific
+instruments. Strewn about the floor and on shelves
+are various objects of natural science. Don Silvio
+closes a book he has been reading and advances.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> In vain the consolations of deep science,<br />
+The chiding voice of grave philosophy,<br />
+To wean us from our earthly fond affections,<br />
+When once deep-rooted in our bosom's core.<br />
+Paternal love, surviving youthful passion,<br />
+As autumn's deep'ning tints the summer's green,<br />
+Remains mature till the cold wintry blast<br />
+Of death hath scattered its last quivering leaf,<br />
+And driven us, whither? I have a daughter,<br />
+Than whom no saint in heaven purer is.<br />
+Fair and virtuous Inez! Sole object left<br />
+Me now to love on earth of all my kin.<br />
+An old man's pride, and only legacy<br />
+Of my late spouse, the sainted Dorothea.<br />
+Who, giving birth to this fair angel, left,<br />
+After ten years of childless married life,<br />
+This, my poor helpless babe, but in exchange<br />
+For her own precious self. Long unconsoled<br />
+For this, my doleful loss, I sought once more<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>394</span>Relief from sorrow in those studies deep,<br />
+Abandoned since my manhood's prime, when I<br />
+In Salamanca's university,<br />
+Did strive for honors, my child consigning<br />
+To a certain faithful old retainer,<br />
+The good Rodriguez, who in lieu of mother<br />
+Did rear the tender babe until it grew<br />
+To years maturer, when I thought it fit<br />
+To rescue her from out the hands of one<br />
+Who, whatsoe'er her care maternal be,<br />
+Is yet too full of vanity to make<br />
+A good instructress to my only child,<br />
+Whom I designed to educate in mode<br />
+Far different from that in which Rodriguez<br />
+And all her worldly tribe would seek to do.<br />
+With this my aim in view, I took the child<br />
+Away from home whilst yet her mind was tender,<br />
+And placing her under my sister's care,<br />
+The Lady Abbess of Saint Ursula&mdash;<br />
+A convent distant thirty miles from hence&mdash;<br />
+I left her until she should reach such age<br />
+As maidens having made due preparations<br />
+Are deemed fit to marry. Scarce sixteen<br />
+Is now my daughter Inez; far too young<br />
+To face without a guide the many wiles<br />
+And dire temptations of this giddy world;<br />
+I fain would keep her longer there, but then,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>395</span>Then comes the thought that harasses my soul.<br />
+Having in youth squandered my patrimony,<br />
+Wasting my substance that I might procure<br />
+Expensive books and likewise instruments<br />
+I needed in the fond pursuits of science,<br />
+In gratifiying literary tastes,<br />
+And other fancies, thus I soon became<br />
+Deeply indebted to my richer neighbour,<br />
+The valiant Don Diego, who, much loath<br />
+To see an old house ruined, hath full oft<br />
+From time to time with liberal hand advanced<br />
+Such sums as I could ne'er hope to repay.<br />
+This knew he, too, full well, and having seen<br />
+Once my little daughter at the castle,<br />
+And fancying much her beauty, thereupon<br />
+Did make what he then doubtless did consider<br />
+An offer fair and not to be refused<br />
+By me, a desperate man&mdash;his debtor, too&mdash;<br />
+An offer, namely, for my daughter's hand<br />
+When she should have attained her sixteenth year;<br />
+And this he gave me well to understand<br />
+Would be the only way that he'd consent<br />
+To counsel all my former debts to him;<br />
+Refusing this, I knew th' alternative.<br />
+Don Diego is a soldier fierce and proud<br />
+As he is courageous, stern and merciless<br />
+Towards those who thwart his will. What could I do?<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>396</span>Unable to pay and in his power,<br />
+Groaning 'neath a sense of obligation;<br />
+Allured, too, perhaps, by prospects flattering<br />
+In worldly sense to her, a poor man's daughter,<br />
+I e'en consented. In an evil hour<br />
+I gave my word to friend Diego,<br />
+A man of my own years, whose castle stands<br />
+Upon the opposite peak. Behold it.<br />
+A man, I say, who might be her grandsire;<br />
+Nor is it mere disparity of years<br />
+That makes the gap to gape between the pair.<br />
+Besides his age, and now decaying health,<br />
+Don Diego all his youth has led a life<br />
+The most licentious. Rumours strange and wild<br />
+Are busy with his name, for it is known<br />
+That he esteems the holy love of woman<br />
+But as a flower to pluck and cast aside.<br />
+He hath no reverence for religious rites,<br />
+And thinks of matrimony but as a bond,<br />
+Of all bonds easiest broke. With thoughts like these<br />
+How shall it fare then with my poor daughter<br />
+When once the knot is tied? His temper then<br />
+Is stern and imperious, blunt and rude.<br />
+Accustomed to command, he reigns alone<br />
+Amidst a flattering troup of followers,<br />
+Like petty tyrant, treating men as serfs.<br />
+In boasting moods he vaunts of ancestry<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>397</span>Who never thwarted were in lust or hate,<br />
+And to this man shall I consign my daughter?<br />
+No, no, it was an evil hour when I<br />
+O'er hastily did consent to sacrifice<br />
+My lovely Inez, purest of her sex,<br />
+To this man's savage and rapacious lust.<br />
+Repentance came too late, for he doth hold<br />
+Me still to my promise, and all in vain<br />
+Are pleadings of my daughter's tender age.<br />
+The promise of her hand at some time hence,<br />
+When she to riper womanhood hath grown,<br />
+Excuse or promise unavailing both,<br />
+For he, with military punctilio<br />
+And lustful hot impatience, doth demand<br />
+Her hand at once, and will brook no delay.<br />
+He called on me of late, and from his mien<br />
+I saw there was but little left to hope.<br />
+A father's tears, as ever, failed to soften<br />
+His all too stubborn nature, and at length<br />
+He threatened me with ruin or with death<br />
+And forcible abduction of my daughter<br />
+If on a certain day ('tis now at hand)<br />
+I gave not him my daughter for his wife.<br />
+As yet my child knows nothing of this plan,<br />
+But now the time draws near when she must know.<br />
+How can I face my daughter? How can I<br />
+With humble, piteous whine, say, "Inez,<br />
+Thy father is ruined, an thou heed him not?<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>398</span>Save him by the sacrifice of thyself."<br />
+Or else, with imperious and austere brow,<br />
+Say, "Inez, I command thee as a father<br />
+To wed the man I've chosen thee&mdash;Don Diego.<br />
+Obedience is a filial duty, and<br />
+Thy father better knows what's for thy good<br />
+Than thou thyself. At once prepare, obey!"<br />
+Or should I, contrary to precepts taught<br />
+Once by myself when she was yet a child,<br />
+When I have preached 'gainst vanities and pomps,<br />
+Empty frivolities and lust of greed,<br />
+Can I now plead thus, and say, "Daughter mine,<br />
+Behold what a grand thing it is to be<br />
+One of the great ones of the earth, and move<br />
+For ever midst the gay and high-born throng<br />
+Of lords and ladies without care or pain,<br />
+With means at hand to gratify each wish,<br />
+To live the mistress of a noble castle,<br />
+With serfs at thy command, with gold, with jewels,<br />
+Dress at thy caprice, and hear around thee<br />
+Ravishing strains of music in thy halls;<br />
+Thy gardens, parks, and pleasure grounds rivalling<br />
+Those of the noblest peers, exciting envy<br />
+Of all thy neighbours, and this, yes, all this,<br />
+Thou hast but to reach out thy hand to take;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>399</span>Accept the old Don Diego for thy spouse,<br />
+His castle's thine, and all that therein is;<br />
+Don't be a fool and throw this chance away<br />
+Because, forsooth, he's old, somewhat infirm,<br />
+Unfair to view, irascible and stern,<br />
+And recklessly give up thy giddy heart<br />
+To some young spendthrift, all because he's fair;<br />
+Throw not such a glorious chance away,<br />
+But make thy father's fortune and thine own?"<br />
+Is this the strain that I could use to her<br />
+After my virtuous lessons and wise saws?<br />
+Could she not answer, "Father, is it thou&mdash;<br />
+Thou who dids't ever counsel me to shun<br />
+The whispered words of gallants with the wiles<br />
+And impious vanities of this base world,<br />
+Dids't inculcate obedience, filial love,<br />
+As primary virtues ever with the young?<br />
+Was it that I might blindly, passively<br />
+Submit my will to thine? Shunning fresh youth;<br />
+That at thy bidding I might give my hand,<br />
+Loathing, yet passively, unto a man<br />
+Whose years do full quadruple mine, and all<br />
+Because this man has wealth and I have none?<br />
+Is this thy virtue, father? This the end<br />
+Of all thy teachings, that I should become<br />
+The minion, yes, the minion of a dotard?"<br />
+And would she not be right? Could I look up<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>400</span>Into her angel's face unblushingly,<br />
+And with a base hypocrisy reply,<br />
+"My child, 'tis for thy good. Such is the world."<br />
+Would she believe me? Would she not despise<br />
+Me and my words, see through my selfishness?<br />
+Yet what to do I know not. I am lost.<br />
+Would not the world itself proclaim me base?<br />
+Would not the mockers say, "Behold the sage,<br />
+The philosophic, wise Don Silvio,<br />
+He who despises wealth and this world's pomp,<br />
+Yet sells his daughter for Don Diego's gold?"<br />
+Thus run I counter both to God and man,<br />
+And mine own conscience. Crushing my child's heart<br />
+That I might save my own grey head from ruin.<br />
+Help me, ye saints! for I have need of guidance. <span class="ralign">[<i>Kneeling.</i></span><br />
+Soul of my blest departed Dorothea!<br />
+Assist me with thy counsels, and send down<br />
+From that high heaven where thou in peace doth dwell<br />
+A blessing on thy daughter and her sire;<br />
+It cannot, sure, be that our Inez shall<br />
+Unwillingly and loathingly consent<br />
+To wed a vicious dotard for his gold. <span class="ralign">[<i>Rising.</i></span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>401</span>Time wanes, and with my part I must go through;<br />
+Then, as to the rest, let heaven think on't.<br />
+I know not if I meditate aright;<br />
+Nay, I know I am wrong, but I've no choice.<br />
+Hola! Rodriguez!&mdash;Rodriguez, I say!</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Rodriguez</span>.</p>
+<p>How now, Rodriguez, did'st not hear me call?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Indeed, my lord, I came as soon as I<br />
+Did hear you, but it may be that of late<br />
+I have grown a little hard of hearing;<br />
+Rodriguez now is getting old. How many<br />
+Years is it I have served your lordship here?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Cease thy prating tongue, and now lend thine ear.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I'm all attention, good my lord, proceed.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Well then, here is a letter I have written<br />
+To thy young mistress, bidding her return<br />
+With fullest speed to the paternal roof.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> What! my young mistress Inez coming home<br />
+After full five years' stay within the walls,<br />
+The gloomy walls, of grim St. Ursula!<br />
+Poor soul! she'll scarce remember old Rodriguez.<br />
+How I long to see her! How she'll have grown.<br />
+Time will have wrought great changes. But a child<br />
+She was when first she left her father's hall,<br />
+And now returns a woman. Pretty dear!<br />
+Shall I ever forget how she did cry<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>402</span>At leaving me? For you must know, Se&ntilde;or,<br />
+That ever with a mother's tender care<br />
+I've cherished her as were she child of mine,<br />
+And she, sweet soul, ne'er having known her mother,<br />
+Looked for no other mother than myself.<br />
+And mother she would call me when a babe,<br />
+Until she grew and first began to learn<br />
+The death of your good lady Dorothea&mdash;<br />
+Peace be to her soul, the dear sweet lady&mdash;<br />
+Then she learned to call me Nurse Rodriguez.<br />
+Dear little soul! When I did see her last<br />
+She had her mother's brow, her mother's hair,<br />
+Her eyes, too, and her tiny foot and hand;<br />
+Her smile was all her mother's, yet methinks<br />
+Something about the nose and mouth and chin<br />
+Was from your lordship. How I wonder now<br />
+If she be changed, if she do remember<br />
+How I was wont to dance her on my knee<br />
+To still her cries with sweets, and how she'd ask<br />
+Me to tell her all about her mother&mdash;<br />
+How she looked and spoke, and how she dressed?<br />
+I told her all I knew. What I knew not<br />
+That straight I did invent to please the child,<br />
+And oftimes on a chilly wintry night<br />
+Of storm and tempest, when the lightning's flash<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>403</span>Lit up with lurid glare the outward gloom,<br />
+And the loud thunder, like to wake the dead,<br />
+Shook the old castle walls to their foundation,<br />
+On such nights as these, when sleep would desert<br />
+Her downy pillow, I would lift her thus,<br />
+And wrapping her up in my ample shawl,<br />
+I'd draw her to the fire. Then, whilst the warmth<br />
+Of the genial element diffused<br />
+Itself throughout the chamber, rendering<br />
+By the contrast of the black storm without<br />
+Its growing blaze more grateful, then would I<br />
+Beguile the night with tales of ghosts and ghouls,<br />
+Of elves and fairies, and hobgoblins grim,<br />
+Of witches, wizards, vampires, dwarfs, and giants,<br />
+Pirates, brigands, and unburied corpses,<br />
+Whose restless spirits, ever hovering near,<br />
+Render the place accursed, and bring ill<br />
+To happen unto those who wander there.<br />
+Wraiths and doubles, and corpse candles glim'ring<br />
+O'er unhallowed graves. Of secret murders,<br />
+Of spells, enchantment, and of hidden treasure,<br />
+Fights of knights and dragons, Christian damsels<br />
+Rescued from Moorish captors by their lovers,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>404</span>Tales of the Inquisition and its tortures,<br />
+Of dungeons dark and drear, and skeletons<br />
+Found bleak and bare, laden with rusty chains<br />
+That ever and anon at midnight's hour<br />
+Were heard to move and shake, with many a tale<br />
+Of the wild gipsy tribes that roam these mountains,<br />
+Of haunted houses and weird palaces,<br />
+That at the magician's word sink 'neath the ground,<br />
+Of devils and of fiends&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">And all the lore</span><br />
+That gossips love to frighten children with.<br />
+Wretch and most wicked beldam! Is it thus<br />
+By giving reins to thine accursed tongue<br />
+That thou hast sought to poison my child's mind?<br />
+Is this why every eve when it grew dark<br />
+I've seen her shudder and look o'er her shoulder?<br />
+Why she would never enter a dark room?<br />
+Why, as I've watched beside her tiny crib,<br />
+I've seen her start in sleep with stifled sob?<br />
+When I have watched her wan and haggard cheek,<br />
+Her thoughtful mien, her dreamy vacant stare,<br />
+Until I've fancied her in a decline,<br />
+And feared she would not long be left to cheer<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>405</span>My gloomy hearth; then was it this, I say,<br />
+Thy foolish wicked lies, torturing thus<br />
+Her tender infant brain? I say, for shame!<br />
+In good time I rescued her from thy hands.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I'm sure my lord, I've always sought to&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 14em;">Hush!</span><br />
+And give me no more of thy silly prate,<br />
+I've some affairs on hand, and must away,<br />
+O'er long thou hast detained me with thy cant.<br />
+Here, take this note, bid Pedro start at once<br />
+And bear this safely to my daughter there,<br />
+For to-night at the hostel he must sleep,<br />
+To-morrow early he must start towards home,<br />
+Accompanying my daughter by the way. <span class="ralign">[<i>Going.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My lord, I'll see to't.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">And hark! Rodriguez,</span><br />
+There's one thing I would caution you against.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> And that is, my lord?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">And that is, I say,</span><br />
+That when my daughter home arrives to-morrow,<br />
+You fill not her head with foolish stories<br />
+And antiquated superstitions.<br />
+Above all, talk to her not of gallants,<br />
+Of tournaments, elopements, serenades,<br />
+Or anecdotes of thine own frivolous life.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My lord! my lord!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Once for all, I repeat,</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>406</span>Detail not all the follies of thy youth;<br />
+Talk to her not of dress or finery,<br />
+Nor all the gilded pageantries of courts,<br />
+Or such like vanities; and now, adieu,<br />
+I must go hence. Think well of what I've said. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> (<i>Alone.</i>) Poor, poor gentleman, I fear he's going;<br />
+He's growing old now, is my poor master,<br />
+And folks when they grow old are ever childish.<br />
+He ne'er has been the same since the departure<br />
+Of my poor mistress, Lady Dorothea.<br />
+What said he about my frivolous life?<br />
+Who can cast a stone at Dame Rodriguez?<br />
+Oh, his head's gone; that's very clear, alas!<br />
+<i>My</i> life! 'Twere well he thought about his own,<br />
+Spent here mid dusty books and parchments old,<br />
+With dirty bottles and queer instruments.<br />
+As no one ever saw the like before.<br />
+What he does with them, who can understand?<br />
+Shut up here like a hermit all day long.<br />
+A plague on him, and all his crotchety ways!<br />
+Wait till my mistress Inez doth return;<br />
+She will enliven him, and 'twixt us two,<br />
+We'll make a clearance of this dusty cell.<br />
+"Talk to her not of dress!" Poor silly man!<br />
+Why, how on earth is the poor child to know,<br />
+Shut up these five years in those convent walls,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>407</span>Of all the latest fashions of the day?<br />
+How should she dress herself without the aid<br />
+Of old Rodriguez? See how these men are.<br />
+Do we live in a world or do we not?<br />
+I should not do my duty to his child<br />
+Were I to listen to him. No I must,<br />
+The instant she arrives, take her in hand.<br />
+"Talk to her not of gallants!" Why, forsooth?<br />
+Must the poor child see no society?<br />
+Is this hall a convent or a desert?<br />
+Was she not born to marry and to mix<br />
+With other ladies of her state and rank?<br />
+How should she find a husband without me?<br />
+She's growing up now, and has no mother,<br />
+And as for her poor father, he'd as soon<br />
+Think of flying as of his daughter's weal.<br />
+No, no; but I will teach her how to cut<br />
+A figure in this world as best becomes<br />
+Her rank and station. I will teach her, too,<br />
+What colours best become her, and how I,<br />
+I, Rodriguez, figured once in youth,<br />
+When I with train of yellow and scarlet silk,<br />
+And stomacher of green, sleeves of sky-blue,<br />
+First did meet my Carlos at the bull-fight.<br />
+I'll teach her how to dress, to use the fan&mdash;<br />
+Thus, also thus, and thus, and how to draw,<br />
+With well-feigned coyness, the mantilla, thus,<br />
+Across her face, leaving one eye exposed,<br />
+And ogle, so, the gallants as they pass.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>408</span>A few good lessons taken from an adept<br />
+Will soon prepare her for society.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Pedro.</span> (<i>Without.</i>) Rodriguez, Hola! Rodriguez, What ho!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Pedro</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Donna Rodriguez, an it please you, sir.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Well then, be it so, Donna Rodriguez,<br />
+I've just met master coming from the castle,<br />
+Apparently in no good humour. He<br />
+Asked me if you'd given me a letter<br />
+Addressed to Donna Inez at the convent,<br />
+And bid me thither haste without delay,<br />
+Threatening me with mine instant dismissal<br />
+Should Mistress Inez fail to arrive to-morrow,<br />
+And thus with hasty step and moody brow<br />
+He passed me by, as if old retainers<br />
+Had not their privileges, eh? Rodriguez&mdash;<br />
+Donna Rodriguez, I should say. Pardon me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Here is the letter; you had best be off.<br />
+Stay, Pedro. Did master look so savage?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Even so.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Something must have angered him.</span><br />
+Prithee, good Pedro, hast thou not of late<br />
+Noted a change in poor Don Silvio?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Faith, I cannot tell. Since I have known him<br />
+He hath been always the same moody man.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> But has he not of late seemed more estranged,<br />
+More dull, more gloomy, just as if there were<br />
+Something of unusual import that<br />
+Were hanging o'er him?<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>409</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">In truth I know not.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> He sees no company.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">That's nothing new.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I mean&mdash;save that of that old haughty Don,<br />
+Old Don Diego from the neighbouring castle,<br />
+Who ne'er vouchsafes me word, but when he comes<br />
+Passes me by as the veriest slut,<br />
+With not so much as "Good-day, Rodriguez,"<br />
+But asks me sternly if my master's in.<br />
+His visits have been frequent here of late.<br />
+What think'st thou is the meaning of all this?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> In faith, I know not, and do not much care.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Ha! thou carest not? Come now, good Pedro,<br />
+Wilt thou that I confide a secret to thee?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> A secret that shall increase my wages,<br />
+Take more work off my shoulders? Then declare 't;<br />
+If it be ought else, then keep your secret.<br />
+I am tired of ever being the slave and drudge<br />
+Of my old master for such paltry pay.<br />
+I've served here now some twenty years and more.<br />
+But matters were not always thus. I've seen<br />
+The castle walls look handsomer in my day.<br />
+In Lady Dorothea's time I never<br />
+Had to wait for my wages, and my suit<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>410</span>Was always clean and new. Then were there more<br />
+Servants in the castle who took near all<br />
+The work off my hands. Now that they're dismissed<br />
+The burden of the household falls on me,<br />
+And the wages, 'stead of waxing more,<br />
+I have to wait for. I know not how long 'tis<br />
+I have not seen the colour of his gold.<br />
+Why, the castle's gone to rack and ruin.<br />
+I am ashamed to meet my former friends,<br />
+The well-fed menials of Don Diego's hall,<br />
+When they with grave and supercilious smile<br />
+Do thus accost me, "Ha! good man, Pedro,<br />
+How fares it with thee and thy poor master?<br />
+Thy suit, methinks, grows musty, like his castle,<br />
+And, to speak truth, I once have seen thee fatter."<br />
+Then straight they talk about their master's bounty.<br />
+"Look how we fare," say they; "an I were thou<br />
+I'd strike for higher wages or else leave."<br />
+And all these taunts I have to bear&mdash;for what?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Well, well, I fare but as yourself; but hark&mdash;<br />
+Something's astir within the castle.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> (<i>Turning round timidly.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Where?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Bah! I mean something's about to happen<br />
+In this old hall, an I do not mistake.<br />
+A <i>change</i>.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>411</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">For the better? Out with it, Rodriguez.</span><br />
+Be quick, for with this note I must away. <span class="ralign">[<i>Going.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Just so; the letter. What think'st thou there's in 't?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> I never play the spy. Money, think you? <span class="ralign">[<i>Holding it up to the light.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I trow not. I spoke but of it's import.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Marry, what should it be but just to bid<br />
+Young Mistress Inez home without delay?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Exactly; and canst divine the motive?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Faith! Perhaps the charges of the convent<br />
+Have grown too costly for the miser's purse,<br />
+Or 't may be having stayed there her full time,<br />
+She now returns unto her father's hall.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Not altogether that, for I well know<br />
+Don Silvio would fain have kept her longer.<br />
+Hark, Pedro! thou know'st that I've always been<br />
+A faithful follower of this ancient house,<br />
+And no time-server as some others are.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) Humph! That's meant for me. Time-server, forsooth!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Ill would 't become a faithful old retainer<br />
+Not to take interest in her lord's affairs,<br />
+So with this sense of duty upmost, aye,<br />
+And marking something most unusual<br />
+In these frequent visits of Don Diego,<br />
+Then hearing once his voice in angry tones,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>412</span>And that of our poor master, trembling, meek,<br />
+I naturally bent my ear until<br />
+It level stood with the chamber's keyhole.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Naturally, Donna Rodriguez. Well?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Ha! Now you take more interest in my tale.<br />
+Well, then I heard the whining piteous tones<br />
+Of our old master's voice in broken sobs.<br />
+"Think of her tender age, and your own years.<br />
+Can this disparity between you both,<br />
+This forced consent on her part, bring to her<br />
+Ought but unhappiness? Prithee, reflect.<br />
+Think of a father's feelings, and forbear."<br />
+"Think of your debts, old man, and of your past,"<br />
+Now said a sterner voice; "and if you fail<br />
+To have your daughter all in readiness<br />
+The next time that I call, so the wedding<br />
+May be solemnised within my private chapel<br />
+At whatsoever hour I please, hark ye!<br />
+I'll sell your ruined castle o'er your head,<br />
+Drive you houseless into the open air<br />
+To beg your bread; by force abduct your daughter,<br />
+And&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Did he say that?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Ay, he did, indeed.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Don Silvio</span> <i>musingly behind&mdash;he stops and listens</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Why then he'll do 't; that is, if our old lord<br />
+Do not peaceably give up his daughter.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, it's horrible, horrible. Poor child!<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>413</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Horrible for us to be turned adrift.<br />
+Poor child, indeed! the best thing that could hap,<br />
+I wish the little jade no better luck.<br />
+The daughter of a threadbare miser. <i>She</i><br />
+Turn up her nose at such a match as this!<br />
+I can't think what our master's scruples are<br />
+To such a union. Luck seems on his side.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Hush. You forget her age, the poor dear child<br />
+Has scarce arrived at puberty, and then<br />
+Knows nothing of the world, but cometh straight<br />
+From that old convent without time to taste<br />
+The sweets of life, or choose from out the crowd<br />
+Of motley youths who <i>should</i> encompass her<br />
+One of her choice, befitting more her age<br />
+Than this grey, grim, and surly Don Diego.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Don Diego is a proper gentleman.<br />
+A trifle old, perhaps; so much the better,<br />
+He will but die the sooner, and so leave<br />
+Our Inez mistress of his lordly hall.<br />
+Once left a widow, young and rich, she then<br />
+May marry any gallant that she likes.<br />
+First let her fill her mouth and clothe her back,<br />
+Then indulge her own caprice at leisure.<br />
+I'm for Don Diego, and will help his plan<br />
+With all my power.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>414</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Oh! you men, you men,</span><br />
+You're all alike, and have no sentiments.<br />
+Just such a one is master, who would sell<br />
+His only child to pay his debts withal.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Why, how can he help it? Debts must be paid.<br />
+And when the debt is cancelled in this way<br />
+I fancy I can see the old miser chuckle<br />
+To himself at having got off so cheap.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><span class="smcap">Don Silvio</span> <i>advances in their midst</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Discussing matters that concern ye not,<br />
+Eavesdropping hounds, unmannered miscreants!<br />
+Is this your duty and your gratitude?<br />
+Knaves that ye are, and base-born time-servers,<br />
+Off with ye both! Thou, Pedro, lazy lout,<br />
+Off to the convent, as I bade thee. Fly!<br />
+Rouse not my wrath; and thou, thou gossiping hag,<br />
+Back to thy room and give thy tongue a rest,<br />
+Else it will swell and choke thee. Would it might.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Exeunt severally Pedro and Rodriguez.
+Don Silvio throws himself into an
+armchair, and covers his face with
+his hands.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>415</span></p>
+
+<p class="iblockquot">
+<span class="smcap">Scene II.</span>&mdash;<i>Interior of the Convent of St. Ursula.
+Inez discovered pacing up and down dejectedly.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> 'Tis passing strange that all these five long years<br />
+That I have lived within these convent walls,<br />
+A stranger to the world without, unless<br />
+To the narrow limits of our garden.<br />
+I ne'er remember to have passed a night<br />
+Like last night was. Most strange and fearful dreams<br />
+Disturbed my slumber, robbing me of rest;<br />
+Confused they were, and I can scarce recall<br />
+Aught of their substance, but methought that I<br />
+Was caught and roughly handled by rude men<br />
+With dark ferocious faces. By their dress<br />
+I should have deemed them gipsies; then methought<br />
+I saw a female&mdash;tall, majestic, old,<br />
+Or middle-aged, in strange and wild attire,<br />
+Who spoke to me, and questioned me in proud,<br />
+Yet calm and kindly accents, and that she<br />
+Rebuked the ruffians, so that they fell back<br />
+And did no harm to me; yet still I sat<br />
+Surrounded by the band, which kept close guard.<br />
+My fear was very great, so that I think<br />
+I must have fainted, for I knew no more.<br />
+It was a dream most unaccountable.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>416</span>My aunt, the Lady Abbess, says that dreams<br />
+Are sent us oftimes by the saints to warn,<br />
+Guide, and admonish us. That holy men,<br />
+Ay, and women, too, have had many things<br />
+Revealed to them in dreams and visions.<br />
+Old nurse Rodriguez, too, I can recall,<br />
+Oft would relate me hers, and would declare<br />
+They all came true, or bore some hidden sense<br />
+That none save gifted sybils could explain.<br />
+And now, although my memory's much confused,<br />
+Methinks Rodriguez formed part of my dream.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Abbess</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> What! Inez, musing&mdash;art not well, my child?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> I've slept badly, aunt, and have a headache.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> Here's that will cure it.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">What! A letter?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> Ay, from thy father; it was hither brought<br />
+By an old servitor.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">The good Pedro?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> I think the same; I've seen his face before.<br />
+Thou know'st, Inez, that it is my custom<br />
+To break the seal of all the letters that<br />
+Come here directed to my novices,<br />
+To prevent clandestine correspondence;<br />
+But knowing well my brother's handwriting,<br />
+And being well informed of the contents<br />
+By this same Pedro, I deemed it useless.<br />
+Read it then, dear, thyself.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>417</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Reads.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 5em;">"My dearest child,</span><br />
+The time has now come round when thou should'st end<br />
+Thy course of studies at St. Ursula's.<br />
+It is my wish that thou at once take leave<br />
+For ever of thy aunt, the Lady Abbess,<br />
+And without more delay prepare to start<br />
+In the company of my servant Pedro.<br />
+See that thou be not tardy, but straightway,<br />
+Quick after the perusal of these lines,<br />
+Set off upon thy journey, for I have<br />
+Much to say to thee. Greet my good sister.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 6em;">Your loving father,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 11em;">Silvio."</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;">Dearest aunt,</span><br />
+I know not if I should laugh for joy or weep,<br />
+For, returning home to see my father,<br />
+I needs must bid farewell to you, who e'er<br />
+Have been a mother to me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Dearest child!</span><br />
+I am full loath to part with thee, but still,<br />
+In obedience to thy father's orders,<br />
+Thou must not tarry. Take my blessing then,<br />
+And may the blessed Virgin and the saints<br />
+Protect thee from all harm upon the road.<br />
+Kiss me, my Inez, and now straight commence<br />
+To get thy baggage ready.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">And Pedro?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> He is without. I'll call him. What! Pedro.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>418</span></p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Pedro</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Gracious Donna Inez, I kiss your hands.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Ah, good Pedro, sure thou scarce knowest me;<br />
+These many years have wrought a change in us.<br />
+How leftest thou my father? Well, I hope;<br />
+And nurse Rodriguez, she, I hope, is well.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Excellent well, most gracious lady, both.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> I'm glad of 't. And thou thyself, good Pedro?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> I thank the Lord, good lady, I'm not worse&mdash;<br />
+I'm getting old.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">That is the fate of all;</span><br />
+We cannot aye be young.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">True, good lady.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> And now, Pedro, do thou wait here until<br />
+I shall return. I'll try not to be long;<br />
+I've my baggage yet to pack, and to say<br />
+Some words in private to our Lady Abbess. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Inez and Lady Abbess.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Why, how the little wench has grown, i' faith!<br />
+But I'd have known her anywhere, I would,<br />
+So strong is the resemblance to her mother&mdash;<br />
+Her voice, her very manner too's the same<br />
+As Lady Dorothy's when first I knew her.<br />
+Ah, those were merry days. Would I could live<br />
+Them o'er again. Let me see. What was it<br />
+The gipsy beldam told me by the road?<br />
+Ha! I remember. When about half-way<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>419</span>Between the castle and St. Ursula,<br />
+While jogging through a bleak and bare ravine<br />
+Upon my mule, and leading on the other,<br />
+A crone stood in my path&mdash;a gipsy crone.<br />
+I know not how old; but past middle age.<br />
+Still, from her mien, which was majestic, proud,<br />
+I think she had been handsome in her youth.<br />
+"Good morrow, Pedro," said the crone. "Speed well"<br />
+"Good morrow, Dame," said I. "You know me, then?"<br />
+"And have done long. Gipsies know everything.<br />
+Wilt have a proof of it? Wilt know thy fortune?<br />
+Show me thy palm," she said. "My palm!" said I,<br />
+"Know thou, good gipsy, I have nought withal<br />
+To pay thee." "Never mind for that," she said;<br />
+"I love to gossip with an old retainer.<br />
+Thy gossip shall repay me. Quick, thy palm."<br />
+Then tracing with her gaunt and taloned finger<br />
+A mystic sign across the line of life,<br />
+"Not always thus, good Pedro, hast thou been.<br />
+Thou hast a master who but ill repays<br />
+Thy manifold and useful services.<br />
+Thou hadst a mistress once, but she is gone;<br />
+With her decease good luck hath fled the house,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>420</span>But times will change, and luck will reappear,<br />
+And thou shalt live content to good old age."<br />
+I recollect no more of what she said,<br />
+But mighty promises she made of luck.<br />
+Then straightway she did ask me of my lord&mdash;<br />
+How he fared, and also of Don Diego.<br />
+"Excellent well," said I, and here I laughed.<br />
+"Too well, too well, for one with head so white."<br />
+"How mean'st thou?" she said, with searching gaze.<br />
+"Why, marry thus!" said I; "they say Don Diego&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+Hush, but this is a secret (here I winked)<br />
+That old Don Diego, spite his years, doth think<br />
+To take to him a young and pretty wife."<br />
+Here the crone started somewhat, as I thought,<br />
+And o'er her bronzed features came a flush<br />
+Like burnished copper, and her eagle eye<br />
+Flashed as with fire; but in an instant<br />
+Her cheeks grew ashen pale and her lips trembled.<br />
+Why I know not; but deeming her unwell,<br />
+I offered her a sip of wine from out<br />
+The gourd I carried at my saddle's flank;<br />
+But she declined. "No wine," saith she, "hath ever<br />
+Passed my lips since I was born. Shall I<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>421</span>Break through my abstinence in hoary age?"<br />
+Then seeming quite recovered, "Well," she said,<br />
+"What was it of Don Diego, thou wert saying?<br />
+Thou saidst, he thought to take to him a wife.<br />
+Can this be true? Who may the lady be?"<br />
+Then, mocking her, I said, "Thou knowest all things,<br />
+Know'st thou not, the lady is our Inez,<br />
+The daughter of my old lord Don Silvio.<br />
+Still in her teens, and staying with her aunt,<br />
+Lady Superior at St Ursula's,<br />
+From here some fifteen miles, whither I go<br />
+By order of her father, at full speed<br />
+To carry back his daughter to his hall?<br />
+And know'st thou not the wedding day is fixed,<br />
+And all in readiness, but that our Inez<br />
+As yet knows nought o't; but that to-morrow,<br />
+When at eve I bring her to her father,<br />
+She will soon learn it all, and willy, nilly,<br />
+Will have to wed the old man for his gold?"'<br />
+All this I told her. Then she said, "True, true,<br />
+The stars already have revealed so much;<br />
+But mark me, Pedro, mark me well, I say,<br />
+For I know all things. It shall never be<br />
+It will not happen. The stars forbid it."<br />
+"What! Don Diego's wedding," said I. "We'll see."<br />
+And off I trotted till I reached the convent.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>422</span></p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Re-enter</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Abbess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Inez</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Lady Ab.</span> And now, dear Inez, now that all's prepared<br />
+For thy long homeward journey, one more kiss.<br />
+Salute thy father, and bear well in mind<br />
+All I have taught thee. When thou hast arrived<br />
+Write to me straight to say that thou art safe.<br />
+Thou, Pedro, do thy duty towards thy charge.<br />
+And, Inez, love, thou'lt think of me sometimes,<br />
+And should chance ever bring thee by this way,<br />
+Thou'lt come and see me, eh? And now farewell.<br />
+I dare not keep thee longer. Bless thee, Inez.<br />
+Adieu; the saints protect thee. Go in peace. <span class="ralign">[<i>Embracing her.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Farewell, kind aunt, farewell.</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Exeunt Lady Abbess and Inez weeping, Pedro following.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 15%;" />
+<h3>ACT II.</h3>
+
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene I.</span>&mdash;<i>A country inn in the Sierra Nevada. A table
+spread under a vine.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Don Alfonso</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Don Pascual</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Must thou then really leave me and return<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>423</span>To Salamanca to resume thy studies?<br />
+Alas! to think that thou shouldst go alone,<br />
+And that I dare not bear thee company.<br />
+Tell me, Alfonso, think'st thou the police<br />
+Are ever on my track, or else that they<br />
+Have now given up all strict and diligent search,<br />
+Some weeks having passed o'er since the fatal deed?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> I would not counsel thee yet to return.<br />
+Too many rash deeds have been done of late<br />
+For the law to lie much longer passive;<br />
+Besides, the man you murdered was a count,<br />
+A great hidalgo, and of haughty race;<br />
+His family will leave no stone unturned<br />
+Until this murdered member is avenged.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Murdered! say'st thou again? 'Twas in a duel.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> Murder or homicide, 'twill go ill with thee,<br />
+An thou fall'st in the clutches of the law.<br />
+In good time thou leftest Salamanca.<br />
+But live and learn; I did ever tell thee<br />
+Thou wast over ready with thy weapon.<br />
+What! For a hasty word said in hot blood<br />
+Must thou be ever quarte, and tierce, and thrust?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Hold, friend, but you must know the case was thus&mdash;<br />
+I met Count Pablo&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">I know the story.</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>424</span>The count was stern and haughty as thyself,<br />
+Nor made allowances for others' pride;<br />
+He could not brook the independent gaze<br />
+Of one whom, perhaps, he deemed of lower birth;<br />
+This led to altercation and fierce looks<br />
+(I own him wrong, for he began the quarrel),<br />
+But it was thou who wast the first to challenge;<br />
+And all for a word, too.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">And was that nought?</span><br />
+Nought, the being called a gipsy bastard?<br />
+What! Call'st thou that a trifle? Bastard! Ugh!<br />
+I swear, that had he been ten times my friend,<br />
+I would have slain him. Bastard! Gipsy, too!<br />
+What! Are we Spaniards of so fair a skin<br />
+That he would have me pale-eyed, flaxen-haired,<br />
+Like the barbarians of northern climes?<br />
+May not a Spaniard have an olive skin<br />
+And jetty eye without being gipsy called?<br />
+A mystery, I know, hangs o'er my birth;<br />
+I ne'er knew my parents. Some secret hand<br />
+Doth forward me remittances at times,<br />
+That I might be enabled to pursue<br />
+My studies at the university.<br />
+I cannot think it is my spurious father,<br />
+For I do well remember me of one&mdash;<br />
+Indeed, I think that she was not my mother.<br />
+Although she treated me as her own son&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>425</span>A lady of high rank and ample means,<br />
+A widow, too, with kind and gentle ways.<br />
+I knew not then that she was not my mother;<br />
+But dying when I yet was but a child,<br />
+I was put early to a seminary.<br />
+It may be I inherited her fortune,<br />
+And out of this expenses are disbursed.<br />
+When young I made no strict inquiries<br />
+As to my origin. Those around me<br />
+Told me but little, but I think I heard<br />
+I was adopted by this widow lady.<br />
+More I ne'er cared to know, until of late,<br />
+Being stung by the count's taunt of spurious birth,<br />
+I challenged him and killed him in a duel.<br />
+And now I fain would have the myst'ry cleared,<br />
+E'en should the certain knowledge gall my soul<br />
+And I in truth should be a gipsy bastard.<br />
+It may be that he spoke the truth. But how<br />
+Did he come to know of it? Or, if truth,<br />
+That truth was spoke in insult, and so ta'en.<br />
+He who would call me gipsy, let him fear<br />
+My gipsy blood. Let who would call me bastard<br />
+Prepare to feel the sting a bastard feels. <span class="ralign">[<i>Touching his sword hilt.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> Chafe not thyself; the deed is done. No more<br />
+Mar not the precious moments of our parting<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>426</span>With fiery words, like braggadocio,<br />
+Or vain lamentings of the fatal past,<br />
+But let us rather draw unto the table,<br />
+And o'er a merry flask of Val de Pe&ntilde;as<br />
+Strive to forget all sorrow.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">So say I;</span> <span class="ralign">[<i>Seating themselves at the table.</i></span><br />
+And here's to thy safe journey and return<br />
+To thy most beloved Salamanca.<br />
+And here's to the eyes that await thee there.<br />
+Here's also to the delicate moustache&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> Enough, enough, my friend. Such toasts as these<br />
+Keep for thyself. I've other ends in view.<br />
+I have to carve my passage through the world,<br />
+To which no syren's eyes must be a hindrance.<br />
+Wish me but success in all my studies.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ay, so I do, Alfonso, from my heart.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> As to thyself, Pascual, as it seems<br />
+Thou art but little formed for study, being<br />
+Of a too warm and hasty temperament<br />
+To find much solace in the student's page,<br />
+Preferring lone rambles and sylvan sports<br />
+To the uncertain fame a scholar seeks.<br />
+To thee, and such as thee, the love of woman<br />
+Thy ardent nature will not fail to find<br />
+Out of the many one whom thou canst love.<br />
+May she be virtuous as she is fair,<br />
+And worthy of thy love as thou of hers.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>427</span><span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> I thank thee, but as yet my heart is whole.<br />
+May I dare hope yet that a time may come<br />
+When a woman's love and a happy home<br />
+To thee may not be all contemptible.<br />
+Heigho!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Thou sighest. Sure thou art in love.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Not so, my friend, not yet.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Then wherefore sigh?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Thou hast awoke strange mem'ries in my mind&mdash;<br />
+Events long past that I'd but all forgot.<br />
+'Tis nothing, thou'lt say&mdash;mere childish fancy.<br />
+Prithee, friend Alfonso, tell me one thing.<br />
+Dost really think I come of gipsy blood?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> What! Is it there the shoe still pinches? Ha!<br />
+Fill up another bumper of this wine<br />
+And wash down the word, else it will choke thee.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Nay, I am serious, and would have thy word.<br />
+Tell me in honour, now, what thou dost think.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> Bah! What matters it? Thou art somewhat dark;<br />
+But, as thou well sayst, so are all our race.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> True. But what think'st thou?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Faith! I cannot tell.</span><br />
+Perhaps over dark for a Castilian.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ha! Say'st thou so? I've long thought so myself.<br />
+And what confirms me in the thought is this,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>428</span>That ever since my earliest youth I've felt<br />
+A strange affection for these gipsy tribes&mdash;<br />
+A sympathy for their wild wandering life<br />
+And fierce impatience at the cold restraints<br />
+By which well-bred society doth cramp<br />
+Our fervid passions. Friend, thou knowest me well.<br />
+Thou sayest well I am not formed for study,<br />
+That is to say, such studies as thine own&mdash;<br />
+Th' intricacies of law, philosophy,<br />
+The mysteries of theology, and all<br />
+The lore for which you students sap your youth.<br />
+My book is nature. In the open fields<br />
+I've loved to lie at night and watch the stars,<br />
+The various aspects of the changing moon,<br />
+Or on the giddy mountain peak at morn<br />
+To view the first beams of the rising sun<br />
+As from the rosy horizon it climbs<br />
+Up towards the purple zenith. At midday<br />
+I love to rest me in the sylvan shade<br />
+And watch the deer grazing on the rich turf,<br />
+Or else in company of some jovial friends,<br />
+Hunt these poor denizens from their peaceful haunts,<br />
+And, heated with the chase, dismount and slake<br />
+My parching thirst from out the neighbouring brook.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>429</span>Full oft in my wild wanderings I have passed<br />
+Through desert places, where no dwelling was,<br />
+And, overcome by hunger and fatigue,<br />
+Have well nigh fainted, but in such cases,<br />
+When human hospitality doth fail<br />
+Nature comes to the rescue and procures<br />
+Its roots and berries, sometimes luscious fruit:<br />
+And thus I've journeyed often from my youth,<br />
+Encountering many dangers in my path.<br />
+Twice captured by the brigands, nor set free<br />
+Without heavy ransom. More than once<br />
+I've 'scaped unaided from the blades of ruffians,<br />
+But not unscathed, and fighting hand to hand.<br />
+I've also fallen in with the gipsy tribes,<br />
+And lived among them, too, in early youth,<br />
+Till I became familiar with their tongue,<br />
+Their life and customs, for when yet a child<br />
+They stole me from my friends, whoe'er they were,<br />
+But I was rescued, and the dusky tribe<br />
+Were driven out from that part of the land.<br />
+Among my early reminiscences<br />
+I can recall the tall and bronzed form<br />
+Of one who should have been the queen of them,<br />
+For so I've heard her styled. I met her oft;<br />
+And when I first remember her she bore<br />
+A countenance as beautiful as day.<br />
+I have not seen her now for many years.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>430</span>When last I met her I could plainly see<br />
+That time and trouble and a roving life<br />
+Had left their stamp upon her dusky brow.<br />
+But I had nought to fear from <i>her</i>. The crone<br />
+Would call me to her and caress me, too;<br />
+Call me endearing names, and, as a proof<br />
+Of further love, she gave this ring to me;<br />
+Made me swear it ne'er should leave my finger,<br />
+And that some day it would protect my life.<br />
+For should I fall in with the gipsy band,<br />
+On seeing this token they would let me pass<br />
+Without let or hindrance, so she said.<br />
+For years I have not seen the gipsy band,<br />
+And therefore have not put it to the proof;<br />
+But still I've kept my vow, and from that time<br />
+I ne'er have doffed it. And now tell me, friend,<br />
+If what I've just told you does not prove<br />
+Me sprung from gipsy blood?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">We cannot help</span><br />
+Our birth. What matters it our parentage?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Thou seest not, then, what it is that galls me.<br />
+List. If I be of gipsy origin,<br />
+I must be likewise bastard, for whoe'er<br />
+Did hear of legal marriage in a case<br />
+Of love 'twixt Christian and a gipsy maid?<br />
+Knowest thou not what the term "bastard" means?<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>431</span>Could I once but meet my spurious father,<br />
+He should account for sending me adrift<br />
+And nameless through the world, or I'd know why.<br />
+For know, whate'er my origin may be,<br />
+I have been brought up as a gentleman,<br />
+And hope to marry one of gentle blood.<br />
+What proud Castilian family would mate<br />
+A cherished daughter to a lineage soiled?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> I do acknowledge thy perplexity.<br />
+But bastard though thou beest, thou'rt still a man.<br />
+Would'st 'rase the bar sinister from thy shield,<br />
+Or, what is much the same, cast it i' the shade,<br />
+So that it appear not for the lustre<br />
+Of thy many and resplendent virtues?<br />
+Make thy name famous. Fame, however bought,<br />
+Hath ne'er failed to win the heart of woman.<br />
+A woman's heart being once securely won,<br />
+The vict'ry's thine. Th' obstacles that follow<br />
+Thou'lt find will not be insurmountable;<br />
+I mean, to gain the parents' full consent.<br />
+But he must fight who'd win. And now, adieu<br />
+I have no time to tarry longer. See,<br />
+My mule is saddled, and I must away.<br />
+Detain me not, my friend, for I would fain<br />
+Reach the adjacent township ere nightfall.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>432</span><span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Bless thee, Alfonso, and fortune speed thee.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Alf.</span> The like to thee, Pascual, from my heart.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>They embrace. Exit Alfonso. Pascual
+remains behind and waves his handkerchief
+from the terrace.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Adios! He is gone. His ambling mule<br />
+Has borne its gallant freight far out of sight.<br />
+Farewell, Alfonso. Fortune be thy guide,<br />
+Truest of comrades, best of counsellors,<br />
+Ride <i>thou</i>, my friend, towards fame, whilst I, Pascual,<br />
+Like Cain, must roam the earth, a vagabond,<br />
+Flying the face of man, by man pursued;<br />
+A price set on my head. Not merely bastard,<br />
+But vagabond! What was't he said of fame?<br />
+He mocked me. Fame for an outlawed gipsy!<br />
+An it be not such fame the gallows brings,<br />
+Write me down lucky. Would not an attempt<br />
+To bring my name to light sign my death warrant?<br />
+My friend thought not of this. For such as I<br />
+The monast'ry's sequestered cell were good,<br />
+Rather than fame. But courage yet! I feel<br />
+The blood of our dark race boil in my veins,<br />
+And cry shame on my fears. Then fame be it,<br />
+But not that fame Alfonso wrings from books.<br />
+Not that for me. The valour of my arm,<br />
+The patient wasting of my hardy frame<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>433</span>Shall win the fame I seek. For I recall<br />
+The words long spoken, and but all forgot,<br />
+By that same gipsy queen when first she gazed<br />
+Into my infant palm. "Hail to thee, child!<br />
+For thou beneath a lucky star was born.<br />
+Fortune," she said, "hath marked thee for her own."<br />
+These are the words. I cannot choose, but trust.<br />
+Shine out, my star, since thou dost lead me on,<br />
+For as the loadstone draws the unwilling steel<br />
+Unto itself, so man is led by fate.<br />
+Avaunt, base fear, and fortune, thus I seize thee. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene II.</span>&mdash;<i>A wild ravine. Gipsies, headed by the
+Gipsy Queen, in ambush.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> This way she comes. Now to your work; but mark!<br />
+Exceed not my commands. Do her no harm,<br />
+Show yourselves loyal to your queen, as men,<br />
+And not wild beasts.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Several Gipsies.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Queen, thou shalt be obeyed.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Donna Inez</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Pedro</span>, <i>on mules</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Cheer up, fair mistress. Banish idle fears.<br />
+Already we've accomplished half our journey.<br />
+Ere sundown we'll have reached your father's castle.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>434</span>So follow me. Fear not. And as for dreams,<br />
+They are all vain, and bred of convent fare&mdash;<br />
+Sickly disease engendered in the mind<br />
+By monkish legends and low superstition,<br />
+Unworthy ladies of your rank. Look ye!<br />
+I, Pedro, now am old, and yet I never<br />
+Have known a dream of mine that did come true.<br />
+No, my young mistress, take Pedro's word for't,<br />
+All dreaming is unhealthy&mdash;a bad sign.<br />
+Live well, sleep soundly, and you'll dream no more.<br />
+Dreams proceed but from impaired digestion.<br />
+Take my advice and give no heed to them.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Gipsies advance suddenly and seize the
+bridles.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> Hola! there, good people. Halt and dismount!</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Inez screams and falls against Pedro.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Pedro, protect me. Oh, holy Virgin!<br />
+Oh, blessed saints and souls in purgatory!<br />
+Have mercy on us, or we're lost, O God!<br />
+Pedro, dost hear? Assist me. Fly! Call. Help!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Ped.</span> Help, help! To the rescue, I say. What ho!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Second Gipsy.</span> Any attempt at flight or cry for help<br />
+Is vain, and may prove fatal. Come, dismount.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Oh, saints! The very faces, I declare,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>435</span>That I saw in my dream&mdash;and dreams are false.<br />
+Holy Virgin, protect us. Help, I say!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Third Gipsy.</span> Ay, call upon your saints. Call on, call on!<br />
+And see if they'll come to your assistance.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> An you cease not your screaming, you'll be gagged.</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Pedro and Inez dismount.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Come, no rough treatment to this young lady,<br />
+Or it will be the worse for some of you.<br />
+Tie up the mules and bind the serving man,<br />
+That he escape not, and so call for help.<br />
+As to this damsel, leave her all to me.<br />
+(<i>To Inez</i>) Young lady, have no fear, for I am one<br />
+Who can command th' entire gipsy band,<br />
+Who are my serfs and tremble at my frown.<br />
+An you be docile, they shall do no harm.<br />
+Raise but your voice, and I will have you bound.<br />
+But I, the gipsy queen, would be your friend;<br />
+And soon you shall acknowledge me as such;<br />
+But not just now. (<i>To the gipsies</i>) Bind not the young lady<br />
+Unless she call for help or attempt to escape.<br />
+(<i>To Inez</i>) And you, young lady, courage. Tremble not.<br />
+Think not I crave your pelf or trinkets rare.<br />
+I have no need. Thyself 'tis I'ld detain.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> And why, O strange, O dread, mysterious queen,<br />
+All powerful amongst thy dusky band,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>436</span>If, as thou sayst, thou hast no need of pelf,<br />
+And canst and wilt protect me from the hands<br />
+Of thy half-savage subjects, wherefore then<br />
+Detain a poor and simple maiden bound<br />
+For her paternal castle, having left<br />
+The Convent of St. Ursula this morn?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Oh, of your story I am well informed.<br />
+Better, perchance, than what you are yourself.<br />
+For am I not a gipsy? Know we not<br />
+By the aspect of the heavenly bodies<br />
+All events that are about to happen?<br />
+As to my object in detaining you<br />
+Let it suffice you I have an object,<br />
+Which you shall know hereafter. (<i>To gipsies</i>) Guard her close.<br />
+Methought I did hear footsteps, but 'tis nought.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter hastily</i> <span class="smcap">Pascual</span> <i>with a drawn sword</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Pas.</span> This way I heard the cries. How now! What's this?<br />
+Hell and furies! A chaste and lovely maid<br />
+Attacked by dusky ruffians! Halt! Forbear!<br />
+For, by my soul, I swear I will not leave<br />
+One black hide whole among ye, an ye dare<br />
+To touch a single hair of her fair head.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Disarm that vain and too hot-headed youth.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Gipsies surround Pascual, who defends
+himself desperately, killing and wounding
+some of the nearest. Gipsies back
+a few paces. Pascual follows, and
+cuts through them.</i></p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>437</span>
+Unto him, cowards! Seize the presumptuous fool.<br />
+Hear ye not, slaves? What! Is a single arm,<br />
+And that, too, of a pampered gentleman,<br />
+Too much for ye? Shame on ye, cowards, slaves!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> Yield, fellow! and put up thy silly skewer,<br />
+An thou be not a-weary of thy life.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Pas.</span> Never! Whilst yet a drop of my heart's blood<br />
+Flows freely in my veins. By heaven, I swear<br />
+I will release yon damsel ere I die!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Second Gipsy.</span> Why, who is this, though clad in costly gear,<br />
+Doth fight as desperately as one of us?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Third Gipsy.</span> Beware, young man! We do not seek thy life;<br />
+Yield up thyself. Ask pardon of our queen,<br />
+And we will let thee live.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Pas.</span> (<i>Still fighting.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Base curs, avaunt!</span><br />
+My life is nothing. Take it an ye list,<br />
+Though ye shall buy it dearly. 'Twill console<br />
+My parting spirit somewhat but to know<br />
+That it hath rid the surface of the earth<br />
+Of even a few of such vile scum as ye.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> Such words to us! Have at thee then, proud youth.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Wounds Pascual on the head, whilst
+others attempt to bind him, but he
+liberates himself and continues fighting.</i></p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>438</span>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> He bleeds! he bleeds! Saints, help the noble youth<br />
+Who, at the cost of his young precious life,<br />
+Would save us both. I fear he's killed. Oh, help! <span class="ralign">[<i>Screams and faints.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Hush! minion, or that cry will be thy last.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Wounded Gipsy.</span> Look, she faints!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Another Gipsy.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Bah! 'tis but a trick to 'scape</span><br />
+The easier in the confusion.<br />
+Look well to her.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Make room for me, ye slaves.</span><br />
+I fear no mortal man. Leave him to me.<br />
+Sirrah! put down your sword.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">Never, vile crone.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Disarming him with her staff.</i>)<br />
+Then there it lies, thou vain, presumptuous youth.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Murmurs of applause among the gipsies.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Pas.</span> Disarmed! And by a woman! Ha! I faint. <span class="ralign">[<i>Staggers and falls.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> He faints from loss of blood. Bind up his wounds.<br />
+He hath fought well. I tell ye, dusky slaves,<br />
+This youth to-day hath put ye all to shame.<br />
+Do him no hurt. I e'er respect the brave.<br />
+He in a sacred cause fought valiantly;<br />
+And, faithful to his generous Christian creed,<br />
+Did seek to wrest the innocent from wrong.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> Thou wert not wont to praise the Christians, Queen,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>439</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> I praise that creed that shows forth in its works<br />
+The principles of manhood. Would that thine<br />
+Had taught thee what this Christian's has taught him.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> (<i>To Second Gipsy</i>). The queen doth mock us, calls us cowards, slaves;<br />
+And yet we did our best; but, to say sooth,<br />
+He set upon us in such furious haste,<br />
+Such blind and desperate rage, that we did gape<br />
+With sheer wonder, and stand aghast with awe<br />
+At's prowess, when we should have been fighting.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Second Gipsy.</span> Ay, none but a madman tired of his life<br />
+Had fought so desperately.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Third Gipsy.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">The maid recovers.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Recovering.</i>) Where am I? Ah! then 'tis no dream; 'tis true.<br />
+Where's my preserver? Let me straight to him,<br />
+That I may thank him on my bended knees<br />
+For all his deeds to-day.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Gipsy.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">There, low he lies.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Rising and advancing towards Pascual</i>). What! dead! Oh, heavens! Grant it be not so.<br />
+Look, now he moves; then life is not extinct.<br />
+Thank God for this! Hail, generous friend! What cheer?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Pas.</span> 'Tis but a bruise, fair maid; 'twill soon be well.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> God grant it may.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>440</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Here, girl, take this balsam.</span><br />
+It is a gipsy cure for all such wounds.<br />
+One fair action doth demand another:<br />
+For you he shed his blood, thinking that we<br />
+Did mean you harm. (How should he tell, poor youth?)<br />
+Return now you the courtesy, fair maid;<br />
+Bind up his wounds. Anon I will assist.
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Inez commences binding up Pascual's head.
+The gipsies retire a few paces. The
+Gipsy Queen fetches water in a gourd.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+Quaff from this gourd, young man. The flowing rill<br />
+Doth yield thee medicine. <span class="ralign">[<i>Pascual drinks.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Ha! what is this?</span><br />
+Shade of my father Dj&acirc;bel! it is <i>he</i>!<br />
+My long lost son! my own, my valiant boy:<br />
+Methought I knew that semi-gipsy form.<br />
+The very ring, too, wrought in virgin gold<br />
+And graven o'er with mystic hieroglyphics&mdash;<br />
+An heirloom of our tribe that I him gave<br />
+With my maternal blessing years gone by,<br />
+And he hath kept till now. God, I thank thee.<br />
+Oh, how I long to press him to this breast!<br />
+This breast that nurtured him and gave him strength!<br />
+But patience; too precipitous a step<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>441</span>May mar my plans. Enough, I've found my son.<br />
+Oh, ye great Powers that move earth and heaven,<br />
+Accept a mother's thanks! I faint for joy.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gipsy.</span> How far'st thou, noble Queen? Thou art not well.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Nay, marry, I am well. I'm over well. <span class="ralign">[<i>Staggering.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Second Gipsy.</span> Look to our queen. She faints. Art wounded, queen?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Mastering herself.</i>) Nay, look, I faint not. I am very well.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Third Gipsy.</span> Some strong emotion seems to have stirred our Queen<br />
+But yet she masters it. How brave a spirit!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Gipsies retire some paces and converse in
+groups. Gipsy Queen remains a
+little distance off, watching Inez and
+Pascual. A hunter passes above unseen.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Hunter.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) What's this? Whom have the gipsies captured now?<br />
+A fair maid and a gallant cavalier;<br />
+And who is he, yon serving-man, bound there?<br />
+I ought to know his face. Why is not he<br />
+Don Silvio's servant Pedro? Sure it is,<br />
+For oft I've parleyed with him when at times<br />
+I've brought the game up to his master's hall.<br />
+And these two gentle-folks I ween must be<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>442</span>Guests at Don Silvio's castle. Ah, the knaves!<br />
+The arrant gipsy knaves! I'll dog them yet.<br />
+I've my own private wrongs that seek redress:<br />
+And I'll be even with them, by the saints!<br />
+At once I'll off unto Don Silvio's hall,<br />
+And warn him of the danger to his guests.<br />
+It may be he'll reward me slightly, though<br />
+They say that his is but a stingy house.<br />
+Still, this much for humanity I'll do. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> (<i>to Inez.</i>) Nay, I assure you, dearest&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 12em;">Hush! Se&ntilde;or.</span><br />
+It ill becomes a maid of gentle blood<br />
+Unblushingly to listen to the vows<br />
+And fervid protestations of a knight<br />
+Upon such slight acquaintance.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">Lovely child!</span><br />
+Bid me but hope, and I will rest content.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Nay, talk not thus, Se&ntilde;or. Pray calm yourself.<br />
+Bethink you that your wound is not yet healed.<br />
+You're faint from loss of blood. These ecstacies<br />
+May e'en prove fatal. Do thyself no harm.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> I feel recovered in that thou bidst me live;<br />
+And so will do thy bidding, fairest maid,<br />
+And live but for thy service and thy love.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Good saints in Heaven! Will nothing calm thy tongue?<br />
+Hush, hush, Se&ntilde;or, I pray. I may not listen.<br />
+I am your debtor, or I'd take offence<br />
+At too much boldness.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Be not harsh, fair maid,</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>443</span>I meant not to be overbold. I swear<br />
+I would the tongue that could give thee offence<br />
+Were wrenched from out my throat. Oh, pity me!<br />
+It was thy beauty that inflamed me so.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> If so, I must retire, and leave you to<br />
+The care and guidance of the gipsy queen.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Thou couldst not be so cruel. What! debar<br />
+Your wounded knight, in this wild barren spot,<br />
+From the sunshine of those heavenly orbs.<br />
+Then bid me bleed to death. My life is thine.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Aside</i>) Poor youth! How full of passion are his words!<br />
+I feel he loves me, and I do repent<br />
+That I have spoke too harshly. Woe is me!<br />
+(<i>Aloud.</i> ) Fret not. I did but threaten, gentle youth!<br />
+I will not leave thee.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Oh, say that again.</span><br />
+Thou wilt not leave me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Confused.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 3em;">That is, not yet.</span><br />
+I mean&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Nay, qualify not what was once well said;<br />
+I hold thee to thy word. Thou must not leave me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Thou wouldst extort a promise. Be but calm,<br />
+Obey my orders until thou be well,<br />
+And I know not what I may not promise.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>444</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> I will obey thee, maid.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Then now be still.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) Drift on, young turtle doves, adown the stream<br />
+The balmy course the stars map out for ye.<br />
+Pepa can look on at the joys of others<br />
+That were denied herself, unenvying.<br />
+But mark, Pascual, if thou dost inherit<br />
+But one drop of thy hated father's blood,<br />
+Whose cursed name shall ne'er more pass my lips,<br />
+And thou, with subtle wile, like to thy sire,<br />
+Should first attempt to gain the trusting love<br />
+Of this fair damsel, and then betray her,<br />
+I, Pepa, though thy mother, with this hand<br />
+Will quench that spark of life I gave to thee.<br />
+</p></div>
+
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene III.</span>&mdash;<i>Study of Don Silvio. D. Silvio is discovered
+pacing up and down dejectedly.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> The day wears on, and still there is no sign<br />
+Of Pedro and my daughter. 'Tis full time.<br />
+It wants an hour to sundown; and ere then<br />
+I dread another visit from Don Diego;<br />
+Before this sand is spent he will be here.<br />
+He never yet did come behind his time.<br />
+Hark! I hear footsteps in the corridor.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>445</span>'Tis he. He's come for news about my daughter.<br />
+This the very night, too, of the wedding.<br />
+What shall I say to him, or how shall I&mdash;&mdash;?<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>An abrupt knock at the door of the study, and enter</i> <span class="smcap">Don Diego</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Well, friend Silvio, well. Art thou nigh prepared?<br />
+Where is the gentle Inez? Bring her forth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> (<i>Humbly.</i>) Worthy Don Diego, I do much regret<br />
+My daughter Inez has not yet arrived.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Not yet arrived! Why it's long past the time.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> I doubt not but what she will soon be here.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Soon! Didst thou say soon? Ay, marry ought she,<br />
+An she left St. Ursula's at daybreak.<br />
+Stay, this casement that opens towards the west<br />
+Ought to command a wide extensive view.<br />
+Lo! yonder lies the road that she should come;<br />
+My sight is good, an yet I see no one.<br />
+(<i>Suspiciously</i>) Hark ye, Don Silvio. Some new wile is this.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Nay, on mine honour, Diego. Think not thus.<br />
+Be patient yet awhile and thou shalt see&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Patience! What, patience! But I'll have my bond.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Rodriguez</span> <i>frantically</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class='pagenum'>446</span><span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, holy Virgin and good saints in Heaven!<br />
+Oh, blessed martyrs! Souls in Purgatory!<br />
+Would that Rodriguez ne'er had seen this day!<br />
+Oh, holy saints! Have mercy on us now!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> How now, Rodriguez! What means all this riot?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, peace! my master! Hold me ere I faint.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Speak! Rodriguez.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Alack! Alack! the day.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Nay, cease thy sobs, and more explicit be.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, holy San Antonio be our guide!<br />
+My master, what ill luck's befallen the house!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Explain thyself, vile hag, and prate no more!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, mercy on us! I can't speak for sobbing.<br />
+Oh, what disaster! Oh, what dire mishap!<br />
+Help us, ye saints.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">This is past all bearing!</span><br />
+Speak out, thou limb of Satan, or I swear<br />
+By the foul fiend that 'gat thee, I will force<br />
+The lying words from out thy strumpet's throat.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Nay, good my liege, be calm. I'll tell you all.<br />
+The Lady Inez&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Ha! and what of her?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> In sooth, my lord, but I am very faint.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil. and D. Die.</span> (<i>Angrily.</i>) Speak out! Speak out!<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Alack! and well-a-day!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Zounds!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">The Lady Inez and good Pedro</span><br />
+Started from St. Ursula's this morning<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>447</span>Upon their mules, and were about half-way<br />
+Upon their journey, when from ambush sprang<br />
+Some dusky ruffians of the gipsy band,<br />
+Who, having bound, robbed, and detained the pair&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> My daughter captured by the gipsies! Oh! <span class="ralign">[<i>Groans bitterly.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Foul hag, thou liest. Now hark ye, Silvio.<br />
+This is some farce got up to play me false.<br />
+But think not, sirrah, to elude me thus.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Drawing his sword and seizing Don Silvio by the throat.</i></p>
+<p>Traitor! tell me where hast hid thy daughter.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> (<i>Rallying, and throwing herself between them.</i>)<br />
+Help! Murder! Help! Oh, help! What ho! Help! Help!<br />
+Don Silvio to the rescue! Help! I say.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Leaving hold of Don Silvio, fells Rodriguez
+with the pommel of his sword.</i>)<br />
+Peace, harlot, or this blade shall make thee dumb.<br />
+Arise, and tell me whence thou hadst this news.<br />
+Beware now how thou tell me aught but truth,<br />
+For by this hand! an thou dost play me false,<br />
+I'll have thee burnt alive, or gibbetted<br />
+From the highest turret of this castle.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My noble liege, would that it were not true.<br />
+A hunter, an eye-witness of the scene,<br />
+Did bring the news unto your servant Juan.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>448</span>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> My servant Juan! Why, then the tale is true!<br />
+No serf of mine would dare tell <i>me</i> a lie.<br />
+Go, call him hither.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">He is at the door.</span> <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Rodriguez.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Juan</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> How now, Juan! Say, can this wild tale be true?<br />
+What has happened to the Lady Inez?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Juan.</span> My lord, as I heard it you shall hear it.<br />
+A certain hunter&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Stay, where is this man?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Juan.</span> He is without, my lord.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">Then call him here.</span></p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Exit Juan and re-enter with hunter.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Hunter.</span> (<i>Bowing to Don, Diego and Don Silvio.</i>) My noble lords&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Hold! sirrah. Say, can'st thou</span><br />
+Upon thy oath affirm, thy hopes of Heaven,<br />
+That thou wert an eye-witness to this scene?<br />
+If so, relate to us in fewest words<br />
+How the case happened, and the where, the when.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> Then thus it came about, my liege. As I<br />
+Was wandering, towards mid-day, among the<br />
+Many rocks and fissures of these mountainous ranges,<br />
+Armed with my carbine, in search of game,<br />
+As is my daily wont, I came upon<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>449</span>A deep ravine, yet hidden from my sight<br />
+By thorns and bushes and like obstacles,<br />
+When soon I heard the hum of human voices.<br />
+The spot, if I may judge well, I should say<br />
+Was half-way 'twixt St. Ursula's and here.<br />
+Well, trampling down the brambles, I stood firm<br />
+Upon the brink of a steep precipice;<br />
+And lo! beneath me was the gipsy gang,<br />
+And chief amongst them, one tall stately form,<br />
+A woman's that would seem to be their queen.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Confused</i>) Ahem! Didst say the queen?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Ay, my good lord.</span><br />
+And 'mongst the tribe I saw as captives, soon,<br />
+A gentle damsel and young cavalier.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> How, sayest thou, Sirrah? A young cavalier!<br />
+Sure, 'twas an aged servitor you saw.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> An aged serving-man, 'tis true, there was,<br />
+And tightly-bound that he could not escape;<br />
+I knew him instantly. 'Twas Pedro here,<br />
+Don Silvio's servant.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Alas! alas! 'tis true. I was in hopes,<br />
+When the hunter spoke of a young gallant,<br />
+That he had mistaken some other travellers<br />
+For my daughter Inez and my servant.<br />
+But since he saith he knoweth Pedro&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 14em;">Hold!</span><br />
+The case is not quite clear to me e'en now,<br />
+Silvio! Who's this gallant, as ye term him?<br />
+Speak, for ye ought to know.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>450</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">No, faith, not I.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Proceed then, hunter, with thy story. Quick.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> Well then, my lord, knowing good Pedro's face,<br />
+I did presume that the young gentle pair<br />
+Were visitors, bound for Don Silvio's castle.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Musingly.</i>) Young gentle pair&mdash;ahem! Well, man, proceed.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> I watched in silence, and they saw me not;<br />
+But still, from out my ambush I did take<br />
+The whole scene in, and it appeared to me<br />
+That the young knight must have resistance made,<br />
+For low he lay, sore wounded in the head,<br />
+While ever and anon the gentle maid<br />
+Would dress his wound, and gaze with tearful eye<br />
+And such a fond affection on her knight.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Aside to Don Silvio.</i>) Traitor, thou shalt account to me for this.<br />
+(<i>Aloud to Hunter.</i>) Well, man, proceed. Hast thou ought more to say?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> But little good, my lord; but as I stood<br />
+Watching this trusting, loving, pair&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 9em;">Damnation!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> I thought my heart would bleed from tenderness.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Laughs diabolically</i>). Ha, ha! Ha, ha!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">So, rising to my feet,</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>451</span>But still unseen of any, I did haste,<br />
+As was my bounden duty, to this castle,<br />
+T'inform my lord, Don Silvio, of the fate<br />
+Impending both his servant and his guests.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Good; look ye, fellow. An thy tale be true,<br />
+Prepare to marshal me the way thyself,<br />
+Without loss of a moment, and may be<br />
+That thou shalt taste my bounty.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> <span style="margin-left: 11em;">Good, my lord;</span><br />
+The sun hath set, and it is growing dark.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> No matter, thou shalt have the better pay.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Hunt.</span> As my lord wills.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">And Juan, see my charger</span><br />
+Be forthwith saddled. Bid my men-at-arms<br />
+To mount, armed cap-&agrave;-pie; whilst such amongst<br />
+The populace as thou canst muster, quick<br />
+Arm thou with pikes and loaded carabines,<br />
+And bid them follow me, their lord, Don Diego.<br />
+Lose not one precious moment, but set forth. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Juan and Hunter.</i></span><br />
+What, gipsies! vagrants! bastard heathen dogs!<br />
+<i>I'll</i> clear the country of this filthy scum,<br />
+Were it but for the sake of Christendom;<br />
+Maybe that some day they will dub me saint. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span></p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Don Silvio makes a gesture of despair, and
+curtain falls.</i></p>
+
+</div>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">End of Act II.</span></h4>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 15%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>452</span></p>
+<h3>ACT III.</h3>
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene I.</span>&mdash;<i>Outside the castle of Don Silvio. The castle
+of Don Diego seen in the background, upon the
+opposite peak of the mountain. Time: Sunrise.
+Don Silvio and Donna Rodriguez.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> My tears still blind my eyes. Look out, Rodriguez,<br />
+And see if there be traces of my daughter.<br />
+Alas! alas! this hoary head is bowed<br />
+As 'neath the weight of yet a score of years.<br />
+Oh, Inez, Inez! What a fate is thine!<br />
+An thy young life be spared, could ought repay<br />
+Th' injury done thine honour at the hands<br />
+Of these bold, lawless, gipsies? Woe is me!<br />
+Let me not think on't, or I shall go mad.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My lord, as I stand gazing towards the west,<br />
+Methinks I see a dusty cloud advance;<br />
+As were't a troup of horsemen at full speed,<br />
+And bearing towards the castle. Now I see<br />
+The limbs of horses and the arms of men;<br />
+The sound of human voices, too, I hear,<br />
+And, as they still approach, the distant tramp<br />
+Of horses' hoofs is plainly audible.<br />
+And now, unless my eyesight play me false,<br />
+Foremost among a file of glittering pikes,<br />
+I do discern Don Diego's waving plume.<br />
+'Tis he! and bearing at his saddle bow<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>453</span>My mistress Inez. Oh, thank God! she's safe.<br />
+Do you not hear, my master, what I say?<br />
+Your daughter's safe! Come, cheer up, good my lord.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> (<i>Musingly</i>). Safe! didst thou say! My daughter's honour safe?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> How say you, sir? Her honor! Nay, her life?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> (<i>Musingly</i>). Life without honor!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Sure, my lord's not well!</span><br />
+(<i>Aside.</i>) The blow has been too much for him, and turned<br />
+His aged head. Oh, my poor, poor master!<br />
+I tell him of his daughter's safe return,<br />
+And straight he 'gins to prate about her honor.<br />
+(<i>Aloud.</i>) Look! look! Se&ntilde;or, at yonder cavalcade,<br />
+How it sweeps along; and now, behold,<br />
+Next to Don Diego is his servant Juan;<br />
+And there is Pedro. Bless his good old soul!<br />
+There the valiant hunter. Then all the crowd<br />
+Of vassals and retainers, and the guard, <span class="ralign">[<i>Cheers without.</i></span><br />
+With the armed populace. Hark! What cheering!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Is it, indeed, my daughter? Let me see;<br />
+'Tis she, 'tis she; Oh, Inez!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Inez</span>, <i>accompanied by</i> <span class="smcap">Don Diego</span>. <i>Behind</i>,
+<span class="smcap">Pedro</span>, <span class="smcap">Juan</span>, <span class="smcap">Hunter</span>, <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Attendants</span>.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>454</span>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Embracing Don Silvio.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Father! Father!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My little mistress, Inez! What, no kiss<br />
+For poor old nurse Rodriguez!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Embracing Rodriguez.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Good Rodriguez!</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Don Diego comes forward, whilst Inez in
+the background appears to be relating
+her adventures to Don Silvio and
+Donna Rodriguez.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Sotto.</i>) What work I had to quell the dusky band,<br />
+And carry off my prize. God only knows<br />
+How the black caitiffs fought! Like demons damned;<br />
+Incited on by their own swarthy queen,<br />
+My former love. Bah! why recall the past,<br />
+The ebullitions of a youthful lust,<br />
+Now five-and-twenty years agone and more?<br />
+And that at such a moment, too, as this,<br />
+When, acting bridegroom for the second time,<br />
+I now do lay my heart and hand, my wealth,<br />
+My land, and castle, all my fair domain<br />
+At fair Inez' feet. Poor Silvio's daughter!<br />
+A few hour's more, and she will be my own.<br />
+In my own private chapel at midnight,<br />
+And not one minute later, there a priest<br />
+Of my own choice, shall join our hands together.<br />
+'Twixt this and then, I must so use the time<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>455</span>To win her fairly, and by wiles t'efface<br />
+The prejudice young hearts by Nature have<br />
+Against old age. If needs be, I must use<br />
+Dissimulation and well act the saint,<br />
+That she may not give credit to the tales<br />
+That idle gossip may have crammed her with<br />
+Against my moral character. And now<br />
+I do bethink me that the readiest way<br />
+Of all to win her over to my will<br />
+Would be to tempt with goodly bribe her nurse<br />
+(What will not such a woman do for gold?)<br />
+To speak some little word in praise of me;<br />
+Talk of my love for her, my name, my fame,<br />
+My wealth, my virtues. How this match of hers<br />
+Will please her aged father. And again,<br />
+Should she be coy, and wickedly refuse<br />
+The fortune heaven has strewed along her path,<br />
+Let her reflect upon the consequences.<br />
+I would act fair with her, for I'd be loath<br />
+To lead to the altar an unwilling bride<br />
+In sight of all my vassals and retainers.<br />
+Yet, an she yield not (for as yet it seems<br />
+She looks with cold suspicion on my suit),<br />
+Why, then; why, then, however loath to use it,<br />
+Force must accomplish all when goodwill fails.<br />
+I cannot well expect much help at sixty<br />
+From youthful graces, as when first I wooed<br />
+My gipsy queen. <i>There!</i> ever and anon<br />
+From out the past these memories will arise,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>456</span>Like phantoms, threatening whether I will or no.<br />
+Avaunt! begone! And yet I cannot choose<br />
+But call to mind how, middle in the fray,<br />
+The dead and wounded lying all around,<br />
+Her dusky form arose before my path,<br />
+And all undaunted stood with staff in hand<br />
+And glance so terrible, I would as lief<br />
+Meet with the King of Terrors face to face<br />
+As that same virago. Yet there she stood,<br />
+And with uplifted arm, in clear tones cried,<br />
+"Traitor, beware! Thy star is on the wane,<br />
+Think not to conquer always, for a hand<br />
+Mightier than thine shall yet subdue thee.<br />
+Blood is on thy hand. Thine own blood shall flow.<br />
+The stars foretell thy downfall, so look to it."<br />
+I heard no more, for I had barely placed<br />
+My Lady Inez at my saddle bow,<br />
+Mid smoke of carbines and the clash of arms:<br />
+Myself with drawn sword cutting right and left,<br />
+So could but pay slight heed to what she said,<br />
+And set off homeward with my goodly prize,<br />
+Leaving the baffled foe behind to moan.<br />
+Yet, through the smoke and dust of horses' hoofs,<br />
+Still, for a time, I heard the hellish cry:<br />
+"Vengeance on the traitor! Vengeance, vengeance!"<br />
+I know not why her words cut deeper than<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>457</span>Had they been the words of any other;<br />
+But from <i>her</i> lips they came with such a force,<br />
+They seemed to rend the air, and enter deep<br />
+Into the very caverns of my soul,<br />
+Turning my blood to milk, so that my arm<br />
+Fell nerveless to my side, and my good blade<br />
+Did well-nigh drop from out my hand. But hush!<br />
+It never must be known that Don Diego,<br />
+Though old in years, quailed before tongue of woman.<br />
+Bah! away with all fear of childish threats.<br />
+And, swarthy hag! do thou thy devilmost.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Inez comes forward, between Don Silvio
+and Rodriguez. Don Silvio motions
+for Rodriguez to retire. Exeunt Rodriguez
+and attendants.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Nay, one thing still doth mar the joy I feel<br />
+At having passed the dangers of last night.<br />
+Though I stand safely on my father's hearth,<br />
+And see him 'live and well, and know that I<br />
+Have henceforth naught to fear, yet still my thoughts<br />
+Will ever wander towards the gipsy camp,<br />
+Close by the couch of that brave youth who fought<br />
+At cost of his own life, to rescue me<br />
+From out their hands.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">How say you, lady fair?</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>458</span>What youth? You dream. 'Twas I who rescued you.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Your pardon, sir; but I was safe already.<br />
+I thank you for your courtesy, the same.<br />
+You thought to rescue me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">How now? <i>Thought to?</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Friend Diego, the tale runs thus: My daughter,<br />
+Accompanied by our old serving man,<br />
+Had hardly been attacked by the gang<br />
+And forced to dismount, when a comely youth<br />
+Of gentle blood&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Ay, ay, the hunter's story!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Just so. Well, my daughter says the gipsies<br />
+Meant her no harm. Merely would detain her.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <i>Meant her no harm!</i> Ha, ha! Gipsies ne'er do.<br />
+<i>Merely detain her!</i> Good again! Ha, ha!<br />
+Only so long as they might hope to get<br />
+A pretty ransom. Why, friend Silvio?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> The pelf and trinkets that she had upon her<br />
+Were not demanded.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">No; 'twas nought to what</span><br />
+They looked forward to as goodly ransom.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Of their motives I know nothing; but she<br />
+Who seemed to be the queen of all the tribe<br />
+Did use to me such courtesy and kindness<br />
+As had she been my mother. Even when<br />
+That noble youth, thinking us in danger,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>459</span>Rushed in upon them, killing and maiming<br />
+All who dared withstand him, till at length<br />
+Himself, poor soul! fell wounded in my cause.<br />
+E'en then the queen herself had pity on him,<br />
+And helped me bind his wounds.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 11em;">What of all this?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> To show you gipsies have good qualities<br />
+E'en as Christians.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Bah! traitors, all of them.</span><br />
+But, what of this young man? This&mdash;this&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 14em;">Ah! <i>he</i>,</span><br />
+The noble youth whose bandaged head I still<br />
+Was tending when you did separate us,<br />
+And bore me off? Did you not see him then?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Ay, some such bastard gipsy dog I saw.<br />
+What! <i>he</i> of noble blood! <i>He</i> a Castilian!<br />
+Some half-bred gipsy. Lady, sure it was<br />
+A worse breed, far, than the pure gipsy born.<br />
+What! think you, that because of borrowed plumes<br />
+The jay will pass for peacock? Or that he,<br />
+A base-born mongrel gipsy, just because<br />
+Decked in the garments of some plundered lord,<br />
+Could e'er deceive the eyes of men like us?<br />
+Nay, lady, I do compassionate you.<br />
+You are young, and the world to you is fresh,<br />
+You know not of its wiles, its vice, its crimes,<br />
+But take all men to be just as they seem.<br />
+Take my experience, lady. I am old.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>460</span>Not <i>old</i>; but old enough to know the world<br />
+And all its hollowness; and so most fit<br />
+To guide and counsel inexperienced youth.<br />
+Lean then on me, lady. I'll be your staff;<br />
+And trust me faithfully when I tell you<br />
+Not all the learning of the convent cell<br />
+Is worth one ace of that we gain by age.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Enough, sir. That the world is full of sin<br />
+And treachery I ever have been told.<br />
+My aunt, the Lady Abbess, oft would say<br />
+We ever should distrust the tongue of men<br />
+When most persuasive, be they young or old.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Come, Inez, thou art tired, and need rest<br />
+After thy troubles and fatigues. (<i>To Don Diego.</i>) My friend,<br />
+You will excuse my daughter for a while,<br />
+I've much to say to her in private.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 11em;">Good.</span> <span class="ralign">[<i>Exeunt Don Silvio and Inez.</i></span><br />
+Now for my ally. What ho! Rodriguez!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Rodriguez</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Here I am, good my lord.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Caressingly.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 4em;">Good Rodriguez,</span><br />
+I know that thou'rt a good and trusty friend<br />
+Unto this house. That thou lov'st well thy lord<br />
+And also thy young mistress, unto whom<br />
+From childhood thou hast acted as a mother.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Well, sir, I've always tried to do my best.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>461</span><span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> I know it. I know it both by report<br />
+And mine own observation. Wherefore, now<br />
+Full persuaded of thy many virtues&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, my lord!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Nay, 'tis nothing but the truth.</span><br />
+I say, once more, persuaded beyond doubt<br />
+Of thy rare merits and good qualities<br />
+And of the value of one such as thou<br />
+To my old and long loved friend Don Silvio,<br />
+I do repent me of the hasty words<br />
+That lately 'scaped my too impatient tongue.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My lord, pray say no more. Rodriguez ever<br />
+Remains your humble servant. (<i>Aside.</i>) Really he<br />
+Is not so bad as once I thought he was.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Believe me, that those words but rose in haste,<br />
+From o'er anxiety about the fate<br />
+Of thy young mistress, whom thou lovest so well.<br />
+Whom I, too, love so well. I, too, Don Diego.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I doubt not, sir, with a true father's love.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Hark ye! Rodriguez, I must not waste time<br />
+In coming to the point; but silence keep.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Ay, my lord. Who better than Rodriguez<br />
+At a secret.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Ha! Sayest thou so, brave wench?</span><br />
+Then list to me, and thou shalt never want<br />
+For bit or sup, kirtel, or farthingale,<br />
+As long thou livest. First accept this purse. <span class="ralign">[<i>Gives a heavy purse.</i></span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>462</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Oh, my good lord! My generous, noble, lord!<br />
+What can I do to deserve your bounty?<br />
+(<i>Aside.</i>) Well, I remember to have heard folks say,<br />
+"The devil's not so black as he is painted."<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Rodriguez, hark! What thou hast in that purse<br />
+Is nothing unto that which thou may'st earn,<br />
+If thou succeedest in the task I set.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Proceed, my lord. I'm all attention. Speak.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Know then that I love thy mistress Inez.<br />
+Ay, with the passion of a younger man.<br />
+Count not my age&mdash;the heart is never old.<br />
+I've sought her of her father, and 'twas settled<br />
+She should be mine on her arrival home<br />
+After her studies at St. Ursula's,<br />
+Ay, on the very day. So ran the 'pact.<br />
+The marriage, therefore, I have said takes place<br />
+This very night, at midnight, in my chapel.<br />
+All is prepared.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">'Tis over soon, my lord.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Peace! peace! I'll brook no waiting, no delay;<br />
+I've sworn it shall be so, and it shall be.<br />
+What care I, think'st thou, if the wedding dress,<br />
+Or this or that be ready, so <i>I</i> be?<br />
+Thou knowest our acquaintance is but short;<br />
+She scarce has seen my face. No matter that.<br />
+Now listen. What I ask of thee is this:<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>463</span>Do thou use all thy influence with the child,<br />
+T'induce her to look kindly on my suit,<br />
+And to her father's prayers and tears add thine.<br />
+But leave her not until she do consent.<br />
+And should she e'en at the eleventh hour<br />
+Be obdurate, why then, as last resource,<br />
+Tell her her father's life hangs on a thread.<br />
+Say that his castle and all that he hath<br />
+Will instantly be sold over his head;<br />
+And he and she, and you two servants both<br />
+Sent all adrift at once, to beg your bread.<br />
+If that work not, then must I fain use force,<br />
+And that were against me. So, Rodriguez,<br />
+Kind Rodriguez, I pray thee do thy best.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> My lord, you ever shall have my good word<br />
+What I can do I will. Albeit, I think<br />
+Your grace is over hasty in the matter.<br />
+A little time&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">No, faith, not one minute</span><br />
+Past the hour fixed. So see to't. I will now<br />
+Off to the castle, leaving thee one hour<br />
+T'exercise thy powers of persuasion<br />
+On thy young noble mistress. After that<br />
+I shall appear again and try what I<br />
+Myself can do to win her virgin heart.<br />
+Use all thy art and strength. Till then, adieu. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> A pretty fix, forsooth! <i>Use all my art!</i><br />
+I love the dear child well, and would, I'm sure,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>464</span>Do all I could to help her to a state<br />
+Worthy the better days of this old house.<br />
+The Lady of Don Diego! That sounds well.<br />
+Mistress of his castle and his servants,<br />
+But wedded to a man who's old enough<br />
+To be her grandsire! Had he been a gallant&mdash;<br />
+Yet his money's good. Humph! I suppose I must.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Exit slowly; counting her money.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene II.</span>&mdash;<i>The Ravine. Time: Sunrise. Don Pascual
+sleeping. The Gipsy Queen standing near, watching
+him. The Gipsy Camp in the background.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> (<i>In his sleep.</i>) Oh, Inez, Inez! (<i>Waking with a start.</i>) Ha! was that a dream?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> He wakes.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Ped.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Oh, that I had thus slumbered on,</span><br />
+Feeling her soothing presence, and so died,<br />
+Rather than waken to this cold, bleak, world.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) How I do long to open all my heart!<br />
+Unmask this stern exterior, and make<br />
+Him master of the secret of his birth.<br />
+His wound's but slight, I think he'll bear the news.<br />
+I'll try. (<i>To Don Pascual</i>) Young man! Say, how goes it with thee?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> I thank thee, mother, I have soundly slept;<br />
+My wound's already healed. The gipsy balm<br />
+Hath wrought a miracle.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>465</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 4em;">He calls me mother.</span><br />
+See how the native gipsy blood's instinct<br />
+Speaks through the lips of half-unconscious sense.<br />
+I'll wager he already half divines<br />
+His occult parentage.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> (<i>Looking around him.</i>) Mother, where's Inez?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) Mother again; but Inez fills his thoughts.<br />
+Hast thou no mem'ry, youth, of last nights fray? <span class="ralign">[<i>Aloud.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> But little, mother; all is still confused.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Then be thou patient, for I've much to tell.<br />
+But say, how is't, thou ever call'st me mother?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> In faith I know not how my careless tongue<br />
+Could shape a word so tender to thee, Queen,<br />
+Who art a stranger to me. Yet I feel,<br />
+And felt from the first moment that I gazed<br />
+Upon thy dusky brow, a mother's heart<br />
+Did beat for me within that hardy breast.<br />
+Why I know not. I, too, who never knew<br />
+A mother's love, whose infant steps were led<br />
+By other than a mother's hand. A good<br />
+Kind lady, long since dead, adopted me,<br />
+And dying, left me all her patrimony,<br />
+Which hitherto has been doled out to me<br />
+By guardians, until I should come of age.<br />
+One Father Miguel, whom I seldom saw,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>466</span>Paid my expenses at the seminary;<br />
+But when I asked him questions of my birth<br />
+I never got intelligent response,<br />
+So that I long have thought some mystery<br />
+Doth underly the subject of my birth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> I knew the Lady Angela, and loved her.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Good Heavens! What, that name! The lady who&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Adopted thee and Father Miguel too.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> And Father Miguel!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Does that surprise thee?</span><br />
+I could tell thee more.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">More than that! Ay, then</span><br />
+Who knows thou may'st not discover<br />
+The secret of my birth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Secrets as strange</span><br />
+Have often been discovered by gipsies.<br />
+Am I not a gipsy? Can I not read<br />
+The destinies of all, mapped out for thee<br />
+By the great heavenly bodies? Think'st thou that<br />
+Our meeting was not fashioned by the stars<br />
+And known to me beforehand?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">Even that!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Ay, and your meeting with the Lady Inez.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> That, too! Nay, tell me more. I fain would hear.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Not so fast. Thou'rt o'er excitable.<br />
+Calm thyself first an thou wouldst hear more<br />
+Of that young damsel. But of her anon.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>467</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Weird and mysterious being, as I read<br />
+Thy mystic brow a whisper seems to say<br />
+I've seen thee once before. Say, art thou not<br />
+That crone who ever haunts me in my dreams,<br />
+Known in my youth, who once gave me this ring?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> The same, the same! I've watched thee from a child.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> And by that ring thou knowest me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">'Tis true.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ay, now I know thee. Tell me now, O Queen,<br />
+Why tookest thou an interest in my fate?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> The tale is long and sad, but thou must hear.<br />
+Be patient and lend an attentive ear.<br />
+Know, then, that in Grenada's lofty range<br />
+There stands a twin-peaked mountain doubly-crowned,<br />
+With two grim feudal castles, old, yet strong.<br />
+The owners of these fortresses of yore<br />
+Were aye at feud, until at last the one<br />
+Subdued the other. Ever since that day<br />
+The victor's star in the ascendant seemed,<br />
+For though in later times they turned to friends,<br />
+Who had been foes, and were allied together<br />
+In skirmishes with castles neighbouring,<br />
+In which they came off gainers, still, the one&mdash;<br />
+The larger and the richer one, I mean,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>468</span>The whilom victor of the other peak&mdash;<br />
+Did e'er with haughty overbearing sneer<br />
+Upon his humbler neighbour, and would bind<br />
+The poorer lord with obligations strong,<br />
+For favours often granted, till at last<br />
+The lesser lord became dependent on<br />
+The greater one, and ever poorer grew<br />
+And more dependent, and so stands the case.<br />
+Things will not long be thus. A change will come.<br />
+The Fates predict it, and the proud one's star<br />
+Already's on the wane.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">In sooth, good Queen!</span><br />
+But tell me what has this to do with me?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Peace! It concerns thee much, as thou shalt hear.<br />
+The father of the present owner of<br />
+The richer castle, Don Fernando height,<br />
+I do remember well when but a child.<br />
+A warrior proud was he, like all his race.<br />
+His son, the present lord, is like him. He<br />
+Whose name I've vowed shall ne'er more pass my lips.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ha!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Interrupt me not. Thou soon shalt hear.</span><br />
+This lord, who shall be nameless, in his youth<br />
+(He now is old) did love a gipsy maid,<br />
+Who, in the freshness of her virgin heart,<br />
+Returned his passion, being but a child,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>469</span>Whilst he, the villain, was a full-grown man<br />
+Of forty years and over. Still he bore<br />
+His years so lightly that he younger seemed.<br />
+With passion fierce he wooed the gipsy maid,<br />
+And pleaded in such moving tropes his love,<br />
+That the young gipsy's heart&mdash;not then of stone,<br />
+Though long since turned to flint&mdash;did melt, and he,<br />
+Seeing his prey secure, did plot her ruin.<br />
+But the child had a father, old and wise,<br />
+Of royal blood, too, known as King Dj&acirc;bel,<br />
+And proud, too, of his lineage and his race.<br />
+He thought it lowering to true gipsy blood<br />
+To mate with pale-faced Christians, even though<br />
+'Twere to a Christian king and by the church,<br />
+Drawn up with legal document and signed<br />
+In all due form, and when he heard that I<br />
+Did to a Christian's love lend listening ear.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> You? <i>You</i>, O Queen, then, were the gipsy maid.<br />
+You're speaking of yourself. I understand.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Starting</i>) My tongue has tripped, and traitor turned. Why then<br />
+Pursue my tale under false colours? Aye,<br />
+Know that I, Pepa, was the gipsy maid<br />
+Once beloved of that false Don Diego.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Don Diego.</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>470</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 4em;">Ha! My tongue has tripped again.</span><br />
+I vowed that name should ne'er more pass my lips.<br />
+Well, this false lord, with subtle wiles and arts<br />
+Did so win my young heart, that King Dj&acirc;bel,<br />
+Furious at first at what he deemed a stain<br />
+Upon his lineage, threatened me with death,<br />
+And would have killed me, had I brought dishonour<br />
+On his fair name. But deem not that I fell.<br />
+I loved him&mdash;and how dearly! But he found<br />
+That the proud gipsy maid, though young, would not<br />
+Barter her honour. Not for wealth untold.<br />
+He then made promises that I should be<br />
+Mistress of all his castle and his lands<br />
+After his father's death. Till then, he said,<br />
+Our match must be clandestine, as his father<br />
+Would disinherit him were he to know<br />
+That his son were wedded to a gipsy.<br />
+Our plans were well nigh ripe, for oft we met<br />
+In secret, and had full time to discuss<br />
+Our future prospects, left quite undisturbed.<br />
+But one day King Dj&acirc;bel, suspecting guile,<br />
+Did lie in wait for us, and with drawn blade<br />
+From ambush out did spring upon the pair,<br />
+And straight did fall upon this haughty lord,<br />
+The would-be dishonourer of his child.<br />
+But Pepa threw herself between her lover<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>471</span>And angered father, and so stayed the blow<br />
+And clinging to him, ever called upon<br />
+Her furious sire to spare the gentle lord,<br />
+And bid him smite <i>her</i> breast if <i>one</i> must die.<br />
+But Dj&acirc;bel loved his daughter, and did pause,<br />
+Touched for a moment with her pleading prayer.<br />
+When, seeing him more calm, the wily don<br />
+Did straight, in full and flowing courteous speech,<br />
+Declare his love for me, and how he sought<br />
+Not to make me his minion, but his wife.<br />
+But Dj&acirc;bel, answering with haughty scorn,<br />
+Said: "Go back to thy castle, Christian lord,<br />
+And wed some damsel of the pale-faced herd.<br />
+No blood of thine must mar our gipsy race."<br />
+The don's eye flashed. He would have spoken words<br />
+Full of wild fury and deep bitterness;<br />
+But Pepa interposed again, and flung<br />
+Herself on bended knees before her sire,<br />
+And begged her knight kneel too, and join her prayer.<br />
+The don at first loathing much to grovel<br />
+Down in the dust before a gipsy chief,<br />
+Whom he esteemed a savage, yet did yield,<br />
+And for my sake did bend his haughty knee.<br />
+And thus we knelt together, clinging to<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>472</span>King Dj&acirc;bel's robe and choked with sobs and tears,<br />
+Did pray and plead, and plead and pray for long,<br />
+But all in vain our pleading and our prayers,<br />
+For dark as midnight grew King Dj&acirc;bel's brow,<br />
+And stern his glance of cold and deep disdain,<br />
+Saying: "Humblest thou thyself, O haughty don?<br />
+Methinks thou might'st have spared thyself the pains.<br />
+Rise from the dust. Thy prayers are but as the wind<br />
+That blows against the granite mountain's side,<br />
+Yet harms it not, nor will it budge an inch,<br />
+E'en though it blow a hurricane. So I<br />
+Remain unmoved by all thy puny prayers."<br />
+Stung to the quick, and rendered desperate,<br />
+The haughty don with one bound sprang erect,<br />
+And darting lightning flashes from his eye,<br />
+Blushing the while at having bent the knee,<br />
+Humbling himself in vain, now cried aloud,<br />
+"Have at thee, then, dark chief, for <i>one</i> must die.<br />
+I fear thee not, and will not lose my hold<br />
+Upon thy daughter, whom I love as life.<br />
+Give her me, an it please thee, but if not<br />
+I'll wrest her from thee, so do thou thy worst."<br />
+Then straight the fray began. Each drew his blade<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>473</span>And fell upon the other, whilst my tears<br />
+And screams availed not, for the two were locked<br />
+Firm in each other's grasp, and tugged and pulled<br />
+In equal match, whilst I with streaming hair,<br />
+Torn robe, and tearful eyes, did cry aloud<br />
+For help in vain, till this poor frame, o'erwrought<br />
+With multiplex emotions, did give way,<br />
+And, swooning, I fell heavily at their feet,<br />
+Grasping my father's garment in my fall.<br />
+The fight was stayed awhile, and each took breath.<br />
+"Look to your daughter, chieftain," were the first<br />
+Words that I heard on wakening from my swoon.<br />
+And soon as e'er my tongue was loose, I cried,<br />
+In accents feeble still, "Oh, father, stay<br />
+This wicked brawl. Say, dost thou love thy child?"<br />
+With heaving breast and eyes suffused with tears,<br />
+And choking sobs, I seized his hand, and cried,<br />
+"Spare my young life. I love this Christian lord,<br />
+An thou do aught to him, 'twill be my death.<br />
+Canst see thy darling wither, droop, and die,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>474</span>Or, stung to madness, seek a violent death?<br />
+Now mark well what I say, O most dread King.<br />
+Shouldst thou be guilty of this Se&ntilde;or's blood,<br />
+Know me no more for daughter, for I vow<br />
+Or him or none to wed, and should he fall,<br />
+And by thy hand, I too will follow next.<br />
+The oath is sworn." Then from my father's eye<br />
+A tear fell, which he brushing soon away,<br />
+As if he deemed it shame for man to weep,<br />
+And changing to a lighter mood, he cried:<br />
+"Girl, thou hast conquered. Christian knight, thy hand.<br />
+Let all broils cease between us. Thou hast fought<br />
+And won my daughter fairly, showing courage<br />
+Worthy a gipsy born. Therefore no more<br />
+Will I withhold consent unto this match.<br />
+But, mark me well, Sir Knight, this marriage must<br />
+Be, though clandestine, legally up-drawn,<br />
+That no base shuffling subterfuge may e'er<br />
+In after years crop up to thwart the bond."<br />
+Thus spake the king Dj&acirc;bel. My Christian knight<br />
+Did vow upon his honour all should be<br />
+Exact as nicest lawyer could require.<br />
+Alas, for human villainy! What snares<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>475</span>And wiles beset the simple, trusting heart.<br />
+I loved him, and did lend a willing ear<br />
+To all his schemes, spite my father's counsel,<br />
+Suspecting nothing. What should I, poor child,<br />
+Know of the world and all its hollowness?<br />
+But King Dj&acirc;bel, suspecting treachery<br />
+E'en from the first, and well upon his guard&mdash;<br />
+For little trust he placed in Christian wight&mdash;<br />
+Did stand aloof, and watched things from afar.<br />
+"Now will I try the faith of this same knight,"<br />
+He said, and with a frankness ably feigned,<br />
+He bid my lord take all things in <i>his</i> hands,<br />
+Saying he trusted him in all, but he,<br />
+For his part, was a very simple man,<br />
+Unskilled in the world's usances and all<br />
+That appertains to life 'neath governments,<br />
+'Pon seeing which, the wily Christian lord<br />
+Straight sought to profit by his innocence;<br />
+Betray the hand that trusted him, and thought<br />
+The dusky king, the dark barbarian,<br />
+Would fall an easy prey into his hands.<br />
+Howbeit, King Dj&acirc;bel, like crafty foe,<br />
+Though simple seeming, sent abroad his spies,<br />
+Whilst he himself was absent. From these men&mdash;<br />
+Men whom he trusted&mdash;he was well informed<br />
+That this proud don had formed the fell design<br />
+That a false priest should join our hands together.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>476</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Villain!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Thou speakest sooth, for villainy</span><br />
+More base or perjured never sprang from hell.<br />
+I thought he loved me, but I found too late<br />
+He sought to spurn me from him soon as e'er<br />
+His lust was sated. So he straightway wrote<br />
+To some base profligate and spendthrift friend<br />
+Who owed him money, promising that he<br />
+Would cancel all his debt and yet advance<br />
+Another round sum, if, peradventure,<br />
+He should so aid him in his hellish plot<br />
+As to enact the part of holy priest,<br />
+And satisfy the claims of King Dj&acirc;bel,<br />
+Whilst he himself should be no longer bound<br />
+To me by law than it should seem him fit,<br />
+E'en as I were but his base concubine.<br />
+You see, he loved me not, e'en from the first,<br />
+Despite his protestations, since he could<br />
+In base cold blood conceive such dire deceit.<br />
+But this I knew not at the time, nor all<br />
+The foul devices of his reptile heart.<br />
+But fondly thinking that he loved me as<br />
+I then loved him, I listened to his suit;<br />
+Nor was I undeceived, till, ah! too late.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> This is most monstrous! Noble Queen, I vow<br />
+Your sorrows move me to forget mine own.<br />
+I would I had the traitor by the throat,<br />
+That I might show him once how I esteem<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>477</span>Him and his villainy. Nay, 'tis a crime<br />
+That calls aloud to Heaven for vengeance.<br />
+Thou art nought to me Queen, but yet I feel<br />
+The wrong done towards thee e'en as though thou wert<br />
+My own true flesh and blood. I'd do as much<br />
+E'en wert thou thrice mine enemy. I swear<br />
+That should this traitor ever cross my path,<br />
+Or he or the false priest (I care not which&mdash;<br />
+Aye, both together, for 'tis nought to me),<br />
+By Heaven I swear&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Hold! Heaven's instruments</span><br />
+Are ever preordained. Thou canst not move<br />
+One single step; nay, more, not e'en thy pulse<br />
+Could throb again but for the will of Heaven.<br />
+Leave him to Fate, for vengeance due will fall<br />
+In time, and from that quarter Heaven wills.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> True Queen, but tell me more, I fain would know,<br />
+What said your royal sire King Dj&acirc;bel?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Then list, and thou shalt hear how Dj&acirc;bel's spies<br />
+Did intercept the lines that this false lord<br />
+Wrote to his profligate and perjured friend,<br />
+So that he received them not. But now mark<br />
+What did my royal father? First he went<br />
+To seek a Christian priest, long known to him,<br />
+Albeit, unknown to this same haughty don;<br />
+To him he showed the lines, and through his aid.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>478</span>Was writ an answer to this foul epistle,<br />
+As coming from the friend of this false lord.<br />
+This priest was father Miguel.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Ha! that name.</span><br />
+Why beats my heart as it ne'er throbbed before?<br />
+Say, what is this new light that bursts upon<br />
+My whilom darkened soul? What power is this<br />
+That stirs my thoughts within me? But proceed.<br />
+I must, and will know more. Proceed, O Queen.<br />
+My frame doth tremble in expectancy<br />
+For thy next word. Tell me, oh, tell me if&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) Already he doth divine what I would say;<br />
+Be still, my heart, and give me strength to tell it.<br />
+(<i>Aloud.</i>) This letter, then, by Father Miguel forged,<br />
+Ran thus in substance. Making first excuse<br />
+That sudden illness made him keep his bed,<br />
+But though unable to oblige his friend,<br />
+Did, ne'ertheless, not to disappoint him,<br />
+(Hearing the case was urgent, and not knowing<br />
+How long it might be e'er he should recover)<br />
+He thought to do not wrong in sending one,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>479</span>A trusty friend and boon companion,<br />
+One, Don Elviro hight, to act as proxy;<br />
+This was the name that Father Miguel bore<br />
+To mask his own. Then straightway he set forth<br />
+T'wards the inn, from which the letter dated,<br />
+The while my lord, who, reading in hot haste<br />
+The letter through, and doubting not that he<br />
+Were aught else than what the letter stated<br />
+(To wit, Elviro, and no priest at all).<br />
+So sure was he of this, suspecting nought,<br />
+He fondly welcomed him, and many a joke<br />
+They cracked together o'er the heartless scheme.<br />
+Don Miguel acting well his part throughout<br />
+With ribald jest, and oft full merrily<br />
+Alluding to his tonsure newly shorn,<br />
+Asked of his patron how he liked his garb,<br />
+And if he did not look a priest indeed.<br />
+At this his lord laughed heartily, and thus<br />
+Time passed away till I should don the veil,<br />
+And we were married before witnesses.<br />
+The ceremony over, all passed o'er<br />
+Right merrily, nor knows my lord e'en now,<br />
+Not even to this day, that he is married.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Well done, by Heaven! And Father Miguel hail!<br />
+So was the base would-be seducer paid<br />
+Back in his own base coin. This should e'er be.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>480</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Ay, but thinkest thou I knew aught of this,<br />
+Or was partaker in Don Miguel's scheme?<br />
+Oh, no; of this my father told me nought,<br />
+Nor knew I aught of all this base intrigue,<br />
+This would-be marriage false, by false priest blessed,<br />
+Till later years; in fact, until the time<br />
+That King Dj&acirc;bel upon his death bed lay.<br />
+He then confessed to me the foul design<br />
+By him so ably thwarted. But e'en then<br />
+The traitor had abandoned me already.<br />
+He thought his marriage false, and told me plain<br />
+I had no hold on him. I sought my sire,<br />
+And then the truth came out. The blow was great,<br />
+To find myself abandoned and deceived<br />
+By him I loved and trusted, e'en though I<br />
+Knew well that I stood right before the law,<br />
+He had no right to leave me, that I knew.<br />
+'Twas heartless, as I then was big with child;<br />
+His father, too, was dead, old Don Fernand,<br />
+And I, by rights, his castle should have shared,<br />
+As he had promised, but old King Dj&acirc;bel<br />
+Did counsel me, "Be patient yet awhile;<br />
+A day will come when thou shalt vengeance take.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>481</span>Nature hath made me prophet. I can see<br />
+Now that my sun is sinking far beyond<br />
+This earthly sphere, all that shall come to pass<br />
+In future years. Delay thy vengeance, then,<br />
+Still a few years, and I will be thy guide;<br />
+I, Dj&acirc;bel, from over this side the grave<br />
+Will guide thy steps and shape thy destinies<br />
+Until the hour arrive." Thus spake Dj&acirc;bel,<br />
+And falling back upon his rugged couch,<br />
+Did breathe his last, clasping my hand in his;<br />
+He now sleeps with his fathers. Rest his soul!<br />
+And I, now left an orphan, and so young;<br />
+Abandoned, too, by the base man I loved,<br />
+How fared it with me, being then with child?<br />
+The days of mourning for my father o'er,<br />
+I could not keep my mind from wandering back<br />
+To our first days of courtship, when my lord<br />
+First wooed me, and did win my virgin heart.<br />
+I dwelt upon the memory of his words&mdash;<br />
+How he had promised me in days of yore,<br />
+His father being dead, old Don Fernand,<br />
+That I should mistress of his castle be.<br />
+How had he kept his promise? Don Fernand<br />
+Was long since dead, yet he no offer made<br />
+About his castle, but did keep me e'er<br />
+Within a little cottage that he built<br />
+During his father's lifetime for me, when<br />
+We first were married. Here I lived content,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>482</span>For he then oft would visit me, and when<br />
+He came not, yet I had full trust in him,<br />
+And waited patiently, beguiling time<br />
+By tending flowers in my garden home,<br />
+For this was aye my passion from a child,<br />
+And thus the hours passed full happily.<br />
+But one day, seeing my lord with murky brow,<br />
+And not divining what the cause mote be,<br />
+I, with fond heart and young simplicity,<br />
+Did offer all that consolation<br />
+That loving wife will offer to her lord<br />
+In moments of deep sadness. But he spurned<br />
+Me coldly from him, and when I did ask<br />
+In what way I had my lord offended,<br />
+Deigning no direct reply, made answer,<br />
+He loved me not. I had no hold on him,<br />
+Should ne'er be mistress of his father's hall,<br />
+Our marriage being but a mockery,<br />
+To last as long as it should please himself.<br />
+He left me with a laugh of bitter scorn,<br />
+Whilst I, as if by lightning struck, did fall<br />
+Flat to the earth, and waking, sought my sire.<br />
+Thou knowest how my father, dying, left<br />
+A promise he would ever guide my steps<br />
+In hour of vengeance; so I patience kept.<br />
+Meanwhile our son was born. That son <i>art thou</i>!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Oh, mother! mother!</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>They embrace and weep on each others' necks.</i></p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>483</span>(<i>On recovering.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 3em;">I did half divine</span><br />
+The truth from the beginning of thy tale,<br />
+But at the name of Father Miguel<br />
+My heart did smite so loud against my ribs<br />
+As like to burst them; e'en as were it charged<br />
+From Heaven with joyful tidings to my soul.<br />
+I ever knew that man in some strange way<br />
+Was mixed up in the mystery of my birth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> 'Twas he that christened thee, abandoned by<br />
+Thy all unworthy father. He that holds<br />
+Proofs that our marriage valid is by law,<br />
+Without which proofs thou'dst been born a bastard,<br />
+A stray, an outcast, slave to this world's scorn.<br />
+The Lady Angela, that kind, good soul,<br />
+Whose counsellor and priest Don Miguel was,<br />
+Knew all thy history, and pitied thee.<br />
+She was thy godmother while at the font.<br />
+Don Miguel marked thee with the Christian's sign,<br />
+And being a widow lady without heirs,<br />
+And rich withal, she straightway did resolve<br />
+T'adopt thee, and 'neath Father Miguel's care<br />
+To have thee educated as a priest.<br />
+Poor pious soul! But thou know'st best of all<br />
+How thine own wilful temper at the school&mdash;<br />
+Thy wild, impatient, roving gipsy blood,&mdash;<br />
+Did give small promise for a like career,<br />
+Which Father Miguel seeing from the first<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>484</span>(Though not until repeated efforts made<br />
+To tame thy stubborn nature proved in vain)<br />
+Did finally, now weary of his charge,<br />
+Abandon thee unto thine own wild ways,<br />
+Doling the money out from time to time,<br />
+Till thou should'st come of age. That time has come.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ha! ha! I well do call to mind the time<br />
+When Father Miguel, with church dogmas sought<br />
+To warp my stubborn brain, and if I asked<br />
+Him to explain some of that lore he taught,<br />
+And fain would burden my poor skull withal,<br />
+Then straight it was a mystery. I must<br />
+Have faith, he said; nor ask the reason why.<br />
+Against this answer my young soul rebelled.<br />
+And long and fierce the battles that we fought.<br />
+He called me insubordinate and rude.<br />
+Said I lacked discipline, humility,<br />
+That I must subjugate my intellect<br />
+Unto the church's dictates, threatening me<br />
+With purgatory and everlasting fire<br />
+Unless I thought as he did, branding me<br />
+As atheist, Jew, or heretic, whilst I<br />
+Called him a fool. Then losing all control<br />
+Over his passions, this good, holy man<br />
+Did raise his hand to strike me, seeing which<br />
+I seized a knife and threw it at his head,<br />
+Leaving a scar upon his cheek; then laughed.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>485</span>As I grew older matters mended not,<br />
+So he sent me to a seminary,<br />
+Thinking to curb my will by discipline;<br />
+But they soon found the worse they treated me<br />
+The worse was I, and so all gave me up.<br />
+'Tis years since we have met. We were not formed<br />
+To live together. Greater opposites<br />
+In character Nature ne'er formed from clay.<br />
+I owe the holy man no grudge; not I.<br />
+He did his best, I mine to understand him.<br />
+We were formed differently from our birth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> A wild boy thou wert ever. That is true.<br />
+I've watched thee oft when thou thought'st me afar.<br />
+Thou knew'st me not for mother, nor would I<br />
+Unveil the myst'ry of thy parentage,<br />
+Nor bring disgrace on Lady Angela,<br />
+Who had so kindly offered to adopt<br />
+Thee, the poor outcast gipsy's mongrel son,<br />
+And rear him like the proudest of the land.<br />
+Why should I, with my narrow, selfish love,<br />
+Oppose a barrier to my son's advance,<br />
+Refuse the lady's bounty, and drag down<br />
+My son unto the level of myself.<br />
+A wand'ring gipsy! Yet I loved thee. Ay,<br />
+I loved thee e'en with more than mother's love.<br />
+I would that all should love thee. As for those<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>486</span>Who loved thee not, these I vowed should fear thee.<br />
+I'ld see thee feared and envied, proud and great<br />
+High up above thy fellows; and for this<br />
+I smothered in my heart all outward show<br />
+Of my affection, and so hid myself.<br />
+Still, I was near and watched thee day by day<br />
+Expand as the young plant before the sun.<br />
+And I was happy in my heart of hearts<br />
+To know that thou wert happy, and to know<br />
+I was thy mother, though thou knew'st it not.<br />
+And so for years I've watched thee, till thine own<br />
+Wild wand'ring nature bid thee roam abroad.<br />
+'Twas then for years that I lost sight of thee;<br />
+This also was predicted by the stars,<br />
+And so I gave to thee this gipsy ring<br />
+That I might know thee when we met again.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ay, I do mind me well, when yet a child,<br />
+How once a gipsy gave it me, and bid<br />
+Me wear it ever, and 'twould bring me luck;<br />
+And how I, childlike, straight returned home,<br />
+Pleased with the gift, to show my mother, or<br />
+The lady whom I thought my mother then.<br />
+But tell me, queen or mother, which thou wilt,<br />
+Why, if as I think, all thy tale be true<br />
+And thou wert really married to Don Diego,<br />
+Knowing the law to be upon thy side,<br />
+Why didst thou not at once set up thy claim<br />
+Of lawful wife, instead of waiting now,<br />
+A score of years and more! Thou could'st have claimed&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>487</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Thou askest me why I did not avail<br />
+Myself of that protection that the law<br />
+In my case would enforce. I'll tell thee, then.<br />
+I was, indeed, then counselled so to do<br />
+By Father Miguel and some other friends,<br />
+Who knew that legal marriage was performed;<br />
+But being mindful of the promise made<br />
+Unto my father on his bed of death,<br />
+And having strict confidence in his words,<br />
+Those deep prophetic words which never erred,<br />
+Then finding, too, when I did scan the stars<br />
+Good reason his for bidding me postpone<br />
+My vengeance for a season less ill-starred.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> What saw'st thou, mother, in the stars to make<br />
+Thee to abandon all thy rightful claims<br />
+And crave the charity of an alien?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> I craved no charity. The lady who<br />
+Did stand to thee in lieu of mother, came<br />
+Herself and craved of me permission<br />
+To take thee home and rear thee as her child;<br />
+Which offer I, though with much reluctance,<br />
+At length accepted, ever mindful of<br />
+The brilliant future that the stars foretold.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> What sign was that that caused thee then such fear?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> A star malefic in thy house of life;<br />
+Threatening thee with speedy violent death<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>488</span>From some traitor's hand. That hand, thy father's.<br />
+Had I ta'en counsel of well-meaning friends<br />
+And urged my rights, ay, had I moved a step,<br />
+Thy life and mine had dearly paid for it.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> How this may be, I know not. If the stars<br />
+Do really rule our destinies, or if<br />
+Thy woman's fears but made thee dread contact<br />
+With men in power. Have we not the law?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Justice may be bought. The oppressor's star<br />
+Was then in the ascendant. 'Tis no more.<br />
+Now mark, and I will show thee how the stars<br />
+Have worked and ripened for my just revenge.<br />
+Thou knowest well, 'tis now full many years<br />
+I have lost sight of thee, though I have learned<br />
+From Father Miguel thou wast still alive;<br />
+The stars foretold our meeting. Until now<br />
+I've waited for thee, and the stars likewise<br />
+Predicted that almost at the same time<br />
+Another I should meet, whose destiny<br />
+Did figure so in thy young house of life.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> What! The Lady Inez?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Ay, even she.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Then Heav'n be praised for happier destiny<br />
+Ne'er fell to lot of man.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Nay, not so fast;</span><br />
+There're dangers still to pass, and thou must bear<br />
+Thyself right bravely if thou would'st succeed.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Dost doubt my courage, mother? My good blade<br />
+Shall carve me fortune wheresoe'er it turns.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>489</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Hot headed youth! Guard well thy strength until<br />
+'Tis needed. Thou art weak from loss of blood,<br />
+And need'st repose e'er thou set forth to work.<br />
+The sun is high in heaven. Ere nightfall<br />
+Thou wilt have need of all thy youthful strength.<br />
+Ere midnight I will lead thee to a wood,<br />
+Accompanied by all my followers,<br />
+From thence we must ascend a rugged path<br />
+That leads to the tyrant's stronghold.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">What tyrant?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> The nameless. Thy rival and thy father.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Don Diego! 'Twas he, then, that yester-eve<br />
+Did snatch the Lady Inez from my breast<br />
+As I lay faint and bleeding?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Ay, e'en he;</span><br />
+And now he fain would marry her perforce,<br />
+With or without her answer; he has sworn<br />
+To wed her straight, scarce struck the midnight hour,<br />
+And hurries on with most indecent haste<br />
+This mockery of a marriage 'gainst the will<br />
+And inclinations of the girl herself,<br />
+And also 'gainst the wishes of her sire,<br />
+Whom, poor man, the tyrant holds in 's power,<br />
+As hawk doth hold a dove, obliging him<br />
+To give consent to this most monstrous match<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>490</span>With his fair daughter, only late arrived<br />
+Home from the convent of St. Ursula<br />
+(Albeit he knows not, I've the proofs in hand<br />
+Of our real marriage. Read them an you list)</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Handing papers to Don Pascual.</i></p>
+<p>He needs must hasten on his base design,<br />
+For fear of interruption. Be it ours<br />
+To baulk this rabid eagle of his prey,<br />
+Snatch from his reeking claws the innocent lamb,<br />
+And rescue chastity from guilt's device.<br />
+Let this be Pepa's mission upon earth,<br />
+To succour virtue and avenge the wrong,<br />
+And thou, Pascual, stand thou me true in this,<br />
+Let no wrong pass, but quickly search it out,<br />
+And boldly in the light of day proclaim<br />
+The tyrant's wrong, in spite of odds or force.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Mother, I swear. Fear not thou'lt find me apt;<br />
+My sword is at thy service, e'en had I<br />
+No more incentive to avenge thee than<br />
+The sense of wrong that ever stirs my blood.<br />
+But now I have my own more selfish ends<br />
+To serve. The maid 'fore all most near my heart<br />
+To rescue from the talons of a foe;<br />
+The mother, too, who gave me birth to shield<br />
+From foul dishonour, and the tyrant who<br />
+Begat me, yet fain would dub me bastard,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>491</span>Still to chastise. With these wrongs to redress,<br />
+Or e'en the half, what coward would not turn brave?<br />
+What mouse would not turn lion? Rest in peace,<br />
+This night thou art avenged. Pascual doth swear it.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Spoke like my own true son. And now to rest;<br />
+Thou needest sleep, to calm thy jaded nerves,<br />
+And brace thee for the work thou hast to-night.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>They embrace. Pascual throws himself
+upon his couch. Gipsy Queen sits
+watching him. Scene changes.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene III.</span>&mdash;<i>Inez' bedchamber in Don Silvio's castle; an
+old four posted bed, with faded hangings&mdash;old faded
+tapestry. A prie-dieu in front of a picture of our
+Lady of Pain. Crucifixes and pious relics adorn
+the chambers. Don Silvio is discovered pleading
+earnestly. Inez weeping.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Tearing herself away.</i>) Cease, father, cease; I cannot, dare not yield.<br />
+How can you ask me, after all you've said?<br />
+What! Wed a man I never saw before,<br />
+A man whose age, too, full quadruples mine!<br />
+And at a moment's notice! Fie! for shame!<br />
+Was it for this then that you call'dst me home,<br />
+To barter soul and body for mere gold?<br />
+Is it not thus the lowest of our sex,<br />
+Led on by glitter to fill Satan's ranks,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>492</span>Fall, ne'er to rise again? Ah! woe is me.<br />
+Think, father, think. What could such union be<br />
+Before the eyes of Heaven? Would it not<br />
+Be foul adultery, base, incestuous lust?<br />
+And this you'ld have from me, your only child?<br />
+Oh, father! 'twas not thus that you once spake.<br />
+Where are your noble maxims, father, now?<br />
+Alas! alas! all scattered to the winds<br />
+Before the first blast of the tempting fiend.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) Now this is most just, by Heav'n! that I be<br />
+Thus by my own child humbled and reproved,<br />
+For falling back from truth in hour of trial.<br />
+Dear inn'cent soul! How could she yield to terms<br />
+Alike repugnant to her virgin heart<br />
+As mine own conscience? But, then, what to do?<br />
+Ah! cursed be the hour I gave consent<br />
+Unto that monstrous pact! What would I give<br />
+Now to undo the same, were't in my power?<br />
+But my inexorable foe has sworn<br />
+To have his bond, and Diego never jests.<br />
+Most dire necessity doth bid me save<br />
+Myself and household from disgrace and death.<br />
+Ay, from starvation. Nothing short of that<br />
+Should make me recreant to my conscience law.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>493</span>She, young and hopeful, realises not<br />
+The want and misery that must ensue<br />
+To us on her refusal. Be it so.<br />
+Occasion presses. Time must not be lost.<br />
+I will try again, though conscience brand me.<br />
+(<i>Aloud.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Inez!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Father!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Bethink thee, yet, my child.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Parent, no more!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> What am I, then, to do?<br />
+I, thy poor ag&egrave;d father, sent abroad<br />
+To beg my bread. No shelter from the wind<br />
+And rain. No food; no hospitable roof.<br />
+Our servants, too, must all our ills endure;<br />
+And all through thee, through thine own obdurate heart.<br />
+But 'twill not serve thee. Not one whit, for though<br />
+Thou still resist, Don Diego will use force;<br />
+His myrmidons&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> I fear them not, when God is on our side.<br />
+This is a trial, and we must have faith.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> (<i>Desperate.</i>) My child! Will nothing move thee? On thy head<br />
+Will be thy father's blood. My life's at stake.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Think of thy soul, old man, and trust in God.<br />
+Thou, who didst teach mine infant lips to pray,<br />
+Canst thou not pray, or wilt thou learn of me<br />
+Now thou art old? Hast thou no faith, father?<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>494</span><span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Alas! alas! 'Tis many years these knees<br />
+Have bowed no more in prayer. When I was young,<br />
+And yet had faith, 'twas then I used to pray.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> But now; Oh, father! Heaven! What can have caused<br />
+This falling off of piety in age?<br />
+For years not bent the knee unto thy God!<br />
+I wonder not He hath abandoned thee.<br />
+Come, learn of me. Look here. Gaze on this form,</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Snatches a crucifix from the wall, and thrusts it into Don Silvio's unwilling
+hands.</i></p>
+<p>This bleeding image. See this crown of thorns,<br />
+These nails, that side thrust; and then learn how He<br />
+Suffered and died for us. Canst thou not bear<br />
+One little pang an 't be the will of Heaven?<br />
+What is thy grief to His, who suffered more<br />
+Than mortal man e'er suffered? Father, pray<br />
+God will not desert those who trust in Him.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Nay, thou art young and hopeful. I am old.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Kneel, father, kneel; and look not so downcast.<br />
+Behold the blessed Virgin Mary, pierced<br />
+And sorrowing for our sins. Come, father, kneel.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>495</span>Do as I do, and throw thyself before<br />
+This blessed image, and repeat these words.</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Throws herself on the prie-dieu, and clasps her hands together
+in front of the picture of our Lady of Pain. Don Silvio still standing.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+Oh! Holy Virgin, Mother of our Lord;<br />
+Chosen of God, immaculate, Divine;<br />
+Thou, who hast promised aye to intercede<br />
+With thy dear Son, the living God of Heaven<br />
+For us poor mortals when oppressed with woe,<br />
+From that high heaven where thou sittest enthroned<br />
+'Midst glorious angels, mercifully look down<br />
+Upon thy humble votaries, who groan<br />
+'Neath the oppression of a tyrant world.<br />
+Oh! thou who never turnest a deaf ear<br />
+Unto a suppliant's prayer, send down thy grace,<br />
+And succour her from evil men's designs<br />
+Who puts her trust in thee. Thwart thou their schemes,<br />
+And, for the glory of thy holy name,<br />
+Avenge thy handmaid's wrongs, and punish those<br />
+Who, strong in the abuse of worldly power,<br />
+Would fain defile the virgin chastity<br />
+Of her who seeks thy aid; rain down thy grace.<br />
+Oh! Holy Mother, who canst never see<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>496</span>The wrong to triumph and the right to fall,<br />
+Soften my father's heart, and let him kneel<br />
+To thee, and join with me in heartfelt prayer<br />
+And supplication, that the evils which<br />
+Do threaten us alike may be withdrawn.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Don Silvio drops crucifix, and exit slowly
+and moodily.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+Oh, Holy Saints! Oh, Holy Virgin Mother!<br />
+Look down in pity on this suppliant pair,<br />
+Who all unworthy are to raise our eyes<br />
+To that high Heaven, whence thou art, and seek<br />
+Thy aid and guidance, strengthen us, O Lord!<br />
+Strengthen our faith, and let our trust in Thee<br />
+Never abate, e'en in temptation's hour.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Draws forth a rosary, and remains for
+some time counting her beads. Then
+rises.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+I thank thee, Holy Virgin. Thou hast heard<br />
+The prayer of faith, and&mdash;&mdash;(<i>looking round her</i>) What! my father gone!<br />
+Too proud to pray, alas! Oh, Heaven grant<br />
+My doting father more humility,<br />
+More faith, more hope; and aye within this breast<br />
+Keep thou <i>my</i> faith alive, lest Satan send<br />
+Some emissary forth to thwart thy will.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Rodriguez</span>, <i>smiling towards</i> <span class="smcap">Inez</span>, <i>who starts,
+looks suspiciously at her, and shudders</i>.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>497</span>
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> What! my young mistress taken by surprise,<br />
+And scared at poor Rodriguez! I've no doubt<br />
+Some transient fever, brought on by the shock<br />
+You late have suffered, made you shiver so.<br />
+Come to old Rodriguez, my pretty bird,<br />
+Pour forth into old nurse's willing ear<br />
+All its past troubles. Did the gipsy gang<br />
+Run off with pretty darling, and insult<br />
+Her and old Pedro! Sweetest, grieve no more<br />
+Now all is over, but take courage from<br />
+Old nurse Rodriguez, who was ever wont<br />
+To smooth its pillow, and to share its griefs.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Good nurse, Rodriguez, 'tis not, as you think,<br />
+The gipsy tribe that causes me this dread.<br />
+I have another and a secret grief<br />
+I daren't divulge to thee. Nay, leave me, pray.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> What! my young mistress has a secret grief;<br />
+And I, poor old Rodriguez, am debarred<br />
+From sharing it. Leave you alone, forsooth!<br />
+Leave my young mistress Inez all alone,<br />
+To brood and mope over her secret grief!<br />
+Never! You ill know nurse Rodriguez, child.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) This is intolerable.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">As you say,</span><br />
+It cannot be about the gipsy tribe<br />
+My darling frets. The danger's gone and past,<br />
+Thanks to the noble conduct of my lord,<br />
+The brave and gallant Don Diego, who<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>498</span>At risk of his own life, with sword in hand,<br />
+Did rescue you from the dark gipsy gang.<br />
+'Twas bravely done. And how he wears his years!<br />
+Just like a stripling&mdash;and how fine a man;<br />
+How courteous, too, and what a merry eye<br />
+He has for all his favourites. I'm sure<br />
+That you yourself are one, judging from how <span class="ralign">[<i>Inez draws back scornfully.</i></span><br />
+He looks at you askance, then turns away<br />
+And sighs so deeply, little thinking that<br />
+Rodriguez guesses what he bears within.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Rodriguez, silence! Of this trash no more.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Nay, Mistress Inez; pray not angered be<br />
+With poor old nurse. She loves a jest at times.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> I'm in no jesting mood, I promise you.<br />
+I pray you, leave me.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">There you are again,</span><br />
+Wishing me to leave you alone to mope;<br />
+But, dear, Rodriguez better knows than leave<br />
+Her little mistress all uncomforted.<br />
+Away with nasty grief, and courage take<br />
+From kind old nurse, and, like her, merry be.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Your consolation, nurse, is, perhaps, well meant.<br />
+Albeit, at present, 'tis superfluous.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> What! Hoity, toity! child; would'st have me see<br />
+My little Inez pining and downcast,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>499</span>E'en though it be for nought at all; and ne'er<br />
+Say word to cheer her? Nay, 'tis my duty<br />
+To my mistress. So here I mean to stick<br />
+Until I've made you laugh. Come now, madam.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Aside.</i>) She's insupportable.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Were I a maid once more, I'd show you how<br />
+I'd laugh and enjoy the world. Not as you,<br />
+Pent up these years within a convent cell,<br />
+Till you've grown musty. A pest on convents all!<br />
+Keep them for cripples and incurables.<br />
+For those who from birth so ill-favoured are,<br />
+They find not husbands. These may chant and sing,<br />
+And moan and fast, an't please them; but, for you,<br />
+A maid of Lady Inez's beauty, jammed<br />
+Within these walls&mdash;'tis sacrilege, I ween.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Rodriguez, now you must not lightly talk<br />
+Against those holy women, who have fled<br />
+All worldly joys to win the peace of Heaven.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Each to their taste. For me, I love the world.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> I know it, nurse; but at your age 'twere fit<br />
+You'd higher thoughts.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">At <i>my</i> age! Pooh! tut, tut!</span><br />
+Those with a merry heart are never old.<br />
+Look at Don Diego, how he bears himself,<br />
+And all because he has a merry heart.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>500</span>Had he been priest or monk, he had been old<br />
+At thirty. But just look how proud his step,<br />
+How clear his eye, how red his manly cheek.<br />
+Were I a maid once more, just of your age,<br />
+I straight should lose my heart, and that's a fact.<br />
+Heigh ho!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> A truce to this unseemly banter.<br />
+Nor dare to name that man to me again.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> That man! What, poor Don Diego? In what way<br />
+Hath he offended, that you treat him thus?<br />
+I'm sure he is not conscious of his fault,<br />
+Or he would die with grief; the dear, good man,<br />
+Fond of you as he is, as all can see.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Rodriguez, cease! I'll hear no more, I've said.<br />
+And let me tell you, nurse, now once for all,<br />
+It ill becomes thy years and sex, t'enact<br />
+A part, of all parts most contemptible.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> What part, my pretty child? Don't so misjudge<br />
+Poor nurse Rodriguez as to think that she<br />
+Could counsel you for aught but for your good<br />
+Remember, you are young, my mistress dear,<br />
+And have yet to unlearn your convent life,<br />
+That so ill fits you for our merry world.<br />
+Your father, poor mistaken man&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 13em;">Hold there,</span><br />
+And reverence my father as thy lord.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>501</span><span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Ne'er doubt me, mistress mine, but e'en my lord<br />
+Would counsel you as I would counsel you.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Thou speak'st of counsel. How would'st counsel me?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Nay, then, nought 'gainst your interests; that's clear.<br />
+Had I your youth and beauty, and your chance,<br />
+I'd have a care, nor throw such chance away.<br />
+Lend not the ear to ev'ry stripling, child,<br />
+Because he's smooth of mien, but look behind<br />
+The outer gloss, and seek for solid gold.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Your counsel, nurse, is mercenary.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 12em;">Tut, tut.</span><br />
+We've got to live; to live we've got to eat;<br />
+Then comes our dress, our servants, and what else<br />
+May appertain unto a lady born,<br />
+As was your mother, Lady Dorothea,&mdash;<br />
+Of blessed mem'ry,&mdash;when this ancient hall<br />
+Looked livelier than at the present day.<br />
+Now hark! my dear young mistress, and attend<br />
+To these my words, as were they from the lips<br />
+Of your own sainted mother, who looks down<br />
+From her high post, and sees all that we do.<br />
+What, think you, would your fondest mother say,<br />
+To see this castle go to rack and ruin,<br />
+Her darling child descend in social scale,<br />
+Because she would espouse some popinjay.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>502</span>Whose wealth was all he carried on his back?<br />
+When she could get a chance to marry one<br />
+(A goodly man, if more mature in years)<br />
+A great hidalgo, and of wealth untold,<br />
+By means of which she could redeem this hall,<br />
+And make it worthy of its better days;<br />
+Pay off her father's debts, and thus content<br />
+Him and his household, and all else beside.<br />
+Why, marry, 'twere rank madness to let slip<br />
+Such glorious chance, and such a chance have you.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Enough.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Nay, I <i>will</i> speak in duty bound,</span><br />
+And tell you, willy-nilly, that the man<br />
+Who thus would lay his riches at the feet<br />
+Of my poor master's daughter is none else<br />
+Than noble Lord Don Diego.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 11em;">I have said</span><br />
+I will not have thee mention that man's name;<br />
+I did divine thy mission from the first,<br />
+And doubt me not that thou wert amply paid<br />
+To play the go-between; but learn for once,<br />
+Base woman, that my heart must not be bought;<br />
+The purest gift of Heaven was not made<br />
+To be an article of merchandise.<br />
+My heart's in mine own keeping, and must ne'er<br />
+Be given up save to the man I love.<br />
+Though this pile fall to ruins o'er our heads;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>503</span>Though hunger threaten; though my father's life<br />
+And other lives at stake be; nay, e'en though<br />
+This robe be turned to rags and I be sent<br />
+Abroad to beg my bread, and from the cold<br />
+Night storm or tempest ne'er a shelter find;<br />
+Nay, come what will, nought 'gainst the will of Heaven<br />
+Must e'er be done to suit the present hour.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Nay, speak not thus, young mistress, but be calm;<br />
+Rodriguez, too, was once a girl and thought,<br />
+E'en as you do now.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">More's the pity then</span><br />
+That years, instead of bringing purer thoughts,<br />
+Should cancel all the purity of youth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Nay, mistress mine, what I would say is this:<br />
+That being in youth, even as yourself,<br />
+More swayed by my heart than my interests,<br />
+I gave my heart unto the man I loved,<br />
+Disdaining higher offer, but soon found<br />
+Cause to repent for having thrown away<br />
+A better chance; for Carlos, when he saw<br />
+That I had nought, and he had nought, he 'gan<br />
+To lose the love he had for me, and then<br />
+He beat me, and we quarrelled. Soon he died.<br />
+And being left destitute, was fain t'accept<br />
+The place of servant in your father's house.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> And by this tale of sorrows thou would'st prove<br />
+That we in this life are in duty bound<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>504</span>To sell our souls unto the highest bidder.<br />
+Away with such foul subtleties, with which<br />
+The arch-fiend baits his hook to tempt God's own.<br />
+Give me the quiet of a convent cell,<br />
+Rather than rank and splendour with disgrace.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Disgrace! Nay, honour. When the knot is tied<br />
+You will be held in honour by the world.<br />
+It is not mere protection that is offered,<br />
+But legal marriage. There's the difference.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> The marriage that 'fore Heaven legal is,<br />
+Is that in which two souls are joined in one,<br />
+And not the forced and bitter mockery<br />
+Born of man's interest, by him approved.<br />
+Such match as thou would'st counsel were no match,<br />
+But lust and policy combined in one;<br />
+Most foul adultery in Heaven's eyes,<br />
+Ay, e'en despite the blessing of the church.<br />
+But, to cut short this most distasteful theme,<br />
+Perhaps thou'lt tell me, as an after-clause<br />
+Included in the pact, should I accept<br />
+This offer that Don Diego deigns to make,<br />
+'Twere necessary that this match take place<br />
+This night at midnight, without more delay.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Why, some such clause there is, I must confess,<br />
+A mere caprice. What matters it? But then<br />
+The offer is so splendid. Only think!<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>505</span><span class="charnam">Inez.</span> In case of my refusing him. What then?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> You surely would not think of such a thing,<br />
+If you knew how he loved you.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 11em;">Still I ask,</span><br />
+What's the alternative should I refuse?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I would not counsel you to brave his ire.<br />
+He loves you most devotedly, I know,<br />
+And 'tis for that he'd hasten on the match,<br />
+'Tis over-eagerness and fear to lose<br />
+His prize. A groundless fear, I do admit.<br />
+But he was ever an eccentric man:<br />
+A good man though.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">So all I have to fear</span><br />
+Is but his ire?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">I know not though what form</span><br />
+His ire might take. He's powerful and great,<br />
+Accustomed to obedience, to command,<br />
+Like all great military leaders who<br />
+Hold up their heads above their fellow-men.<br />
+He <i>might</i> use force. I would not you advise<br />
+To thwart his will, but quietly to yield.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> And art thou woman, who would'st counsel me,<br />
+Through fear of violence of mortal man,<br />
+To so offend against all chastity<br />
+As yield obedience to this man's lust?<br />
+A veteran full four times mine own age,<br />
+And that, in all hot haste this very night,<br />
+When I have scarce had time to see his face!<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>506</span>Is't this that thou call'st love? Now fie! Now fie!<br />
+I did think better of thee, nurse Rodriguez,<br />
+Than that thy tongue could have been bought for gold<br />
+In such base cause. But since 'tis come to this&mdash;<br />
+Away from me! and tell the fiend who sent thee,<br />
+Inez would rather die a thousand deaths<br />
+Than barter her virtue for all his gold.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I dare not tell him so, my pretty bird.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Then send him here, I'll tell him so myself.<br />
+I fear no man when God is on my side.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> Nay, mistress, dear, forbear. You know him not.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Yet thou would'st have me marry him. For shame!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I know not what to say. 'Twas urgency,<br />
+Most dire necessity, that made me speak;<br />
+Fear for your father's life, mine own, and Pedro's,<br />
+And last, not least, yourself, my darling child.<br />
+I am bewildered and half gone mad.<br />
+What shall we do? Oh, Heaven grant us help.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> I trust as ever in the help of Heaven.<br />
+Sustain us, Lord, in our adversity,<br />
+And let us lack not faith. <span class="ralign">[<i>A knock at the door.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;">Oh, holy saints!</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>507</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Pedro.</span> (<i>Without.</i>) Rodriguez! What ho! Donna Rodriguez!<br />
+My lord Don Diego awaiteth thee below.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Rod.</span> I come, I come. (<i>Aside.</i>) Ah me! what shall I say? <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Now, saints protect us! Holy Virgin, thou<br />
+Be still my guide, nor let me pray in vain.</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Inez throws herself half fainting on the
+prie-dieu, and the scene closes.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene IV.</span>&mdash;<i>A Wood of chestnuts. Moonlight. Gipsies
+in ambush. Don Diego's castle seen towering above
+the trees.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Gipsy Queen</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Pascual</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Behold the spot I told thee of, from whence<br />
+We must begin th' ascent. (<i>To Gipsies.</i>) Is all prepared?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gipsies Together.</span> Ay, Queen.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> And Father Miguel?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Gipsy.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">He comes anon.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> What, even Father Miguel! Will he join?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> He is, as ever, our most staunch ally,<br />
+And doth possess a keen and ready wit<br />
+In time of need. A soft and oily tongue<br />
+And gentle manner, that may well disarm<br />
+All base suspicion. Such sound policy<br />
+As may enable him to win the day,<br />
+When all such brainless braggadocio<br />
+As thine might fail.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>508</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Bravo, Father Miguel!</span><br />
+An he be practised in the use of 's tongue,<br />
+As I am in the use of my good blade<br />
+We shall do well together.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">See, he comes.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Father Miguel</span>. <i>He walks straight up to</i>
+<span class="smcap">Gipsy Queen</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Pepa, well met. Is this young man your son?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> (<i>Stepping forward.</i>) Ay, holy father. Dost remember me?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> But little, son. It is so many years<br />
+We have not met, and thou art altered much.<br />
+Thou wert then but a lad&mdash;a naughty lad,<br />
+A very naughty lad.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Ha, ha! Ha, ha!</span><br />
+The accusation, I admit, is just,<br />
+But hope, after to-night, that we may learn<br />
+To know each other better.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">So say I.</span><br />
+And now, for what doth most concern us all.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">To Gipsy Queen.</span> I doubt not this youth's courage. Nay, his fault,<br />
+An I remember right in days gone by.<br />
+Was being too precipitous and rash.<br />
+Now listen, both of ye, to what I say;<br />
+We must not mar our plot with useless show<br />
+Of ill-timed valour, but hoard well our strength<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>509</span>Till needed, and if possible dispense<br />
+With blood and slaughter, which God grant we may.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> How, holy father? I don't understand.<br />
+Are we not here assembled to attack<br />
+The tyrant's stronghold. Are the men-at-arms<br />
+That guard the castle made of such poor stuff,<br />
+As let a powerful and armed band<br />
+Approach without resistance. Think you, <i>he</i><br />
+The man that I blush to call my father,<br />
+Is so utterly without resources<br />
+As let us tamely rob him of his prize,<br />
+Under his very nose, and not resent?<br />
+Too old a fox, I ween, our veteran foe,<br />
+For to be caught asleep.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Nay, hear me, son.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Ay, true my, son. Have patience and attend<br />
+To the good father's counsel.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 10em;">Father, speak.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> I have bethought me of a scheme, which, if<br />
+Well carried out, will bring us through the guard<br />
+Without the loss of blood. Once entered in,<br />
+And passed the threshold, let me lead the way.<br />
+Your mother will present herself anon,<br />
+Assert her rights in presence of them all;<br />
+<i>You</i> then will follow, ready to protect<br />
+Yourself and us, should an assault be made<br />
+Upon our persons. (<i>To Gipsies.</i>) You bold gipsies all,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>510</span>Keep close at hand a little in the rear<br />
+Ready for action, but beware to lift<br />
+A finger until called upon to fight<br />
+Through grim necessity. D'ye hear me all?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gipsies</span> (<i>Together.</i>) Ay, ay, Sir Priest.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">You have not told us yet</span><br />
+The means you will adopt to pass the guards<br />
+Without resistance.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> <span style="margin-left: 4em;">Listen, then, awhile.</span><br />
+I have to aid me in this daring plot<br />
+A tried and trusty friend, a mountaineer;<br />
+This peasant hath across his shoulders slung<br />
+A keg of choicest wine, by me well drugged<br />
+With such a potent powder, that one drop<br />
+But taken on the tongue were full enough<br />
+In a few minutes to induce a sleep<br />
+So dull, lethargic, heavy, and profound,<br />
+That earth might quake, winds blow, and thunder growl,<br />
+And yet the victims of this potent drug<br />
+Would still sleep on, their long and death-like sleep,<br />
+And much I doubt me if the archangel's trump<br />
+Would fully wake them.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">'Tis not poison, father?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Nay, 'tis harmless. How could you think that I,<br />
+As priest, could do aught to take human life?<br />
+I come to hinder carnage, not to slay.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>511</span><span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> This may be difficult, though, nevertheless,<br />
+The men are many. There are always dogs<br />
+That bark and bellow at the foe's approach.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Leave all to me, my son. As for the dogs,<br />
+I've poison brought, most instantaneous,<br />
+With which I've baited meat, that I have now<br />
+About my person, whilst this peasant here.<br />
+What ho! Felipe!</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter a</i> <small>PEASANT</small> <i>with a keg of wine slung round him</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">This same honest man</span><br />
+Will go ahead with me, but as we near<br />
+The castle we will separate, and choose<br />
+Two divers paths, so that in case we meet<br />
+With any man we seem not to belong<br />
+One to the other. He will chant an air<br />
+Such as our mountaineers are wont to sing,<br />
+And go his way, as one who's light of heart;<br />
+Myself, will pass on by another route,<br />
+To meet the peasant at a given point<br />
+Close to the castle and within the hearing<br />
+Of all the soldiers; and if accosted,<br />
+I have my answer ready. Do not fear.<br />
+When within hearing of the men-at-arms,<br />
+I shall call out to this same mountaineer,<br />
+As to a stranger: "Hold, friend. Where bound?"<br />
+"To the next village, father," shall he say?<br />
+"Trav'lling with wine. A buyer wants to try<br />
+A sample, and I bring him of the best."<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>512</span>"Ha!" shall I say, "then, prithee, let me taste.<br />
+I, too, would buy a barrel, but for <i>me</i><br />
+It must be good indeed, else, keep your wine."<br />
+Then shall I feign to drink and smack my lips,<br />
+Swearing 'tis nectar worthy of a king,<br />
+And straight make offer to buy all he has,<br />
+While trudging on together by the way.<br />
+Presently we will come upon the guards,<br />
+Some of whom know me well. Suspecting nought,<br />
+These men will easily be lured to try<br />
+The vaunted liquor. Having gone the round<br />
+Of seneschal and warder and the rest,<br />
+I shall find access to the castle hall<br />
+Without much trouble, offr'ing as excuse,<br />
+I come to let Don Diego taste the wine.<br />
+Once entered fairly in the castle hall,<br />
+Ere long all hands will sound as dead men sleep,<br />
+Then shall I blow this whistle. At the sound,<br />
+March on, and fear not, for the game is ours.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Hail! Father Miguel! once again I say.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Now to our task. 'Tis just about the hour,<br />
+And better be too early than too late.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> True, holy father.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Well, go softly on</span><br />
+Ahead, whilst you all keep well in the rear,<br />
+Advance ye not until ye hear this call.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Exeunt</i> <span class="smcap">Father Miguel</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Felipe</span>.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>513</span>
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Why, what an acquisition to our cause<br />
+Is this same priest! I vow I know not how<br />
+We should have done without him.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;">You say well.</span><br />
+Besides our cause, that he has much at heart,<br />
+He revels in all plotting and intrigue.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> It suits his peculiar genius. Why,<br />
+He might have been prime minister of Spain,<br />
+This same poor unknown priest.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>A distant mountaineer's chant is heard.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Hark! Do you hear?</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Ay. The mountaineer's chant. The game's begun.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> List patiently, and we shall hear anon<br />
+Don Miguel's whistle. Silence, all of ye.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>A long pause. All place themselves in
+listening attitude. Gipsy Queen advances
+slowly. Pascual in the background,
+still listening.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> The hour fast draws near when my intent,<br />
+That purpose that the heav'ns have writ in blood,<br />
+Must be accomplished. Be still, my heart.<br />
+Shade of my father Dj&acirc;bel, stand thou near;<br />
+Nerve thou this arm so that it shall not fail,<br />
+For work is to be done, and that right soon.<br />
+That man is doomed, and by this hand he dies;<br />
+Heav'n hear my oath! Respond, ye elements.
+<span class='pagenum'>514</span></p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Sky grows dark. Thunder and lightning.
+Owls and bats flit about. Commotion
+in the camp.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+The oath is writ in Heav'n. Recording sprites<br />
+Have taken down the gipsy's oath of blood;<br />
+And now shall all men see, all nations tell,<br />
+How, from the ashes of this trampled heart<br />
+Did all triumphant rise the gipsy queen.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>A distant whistle heard.</i></p>
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> The signal, mother! Didst hear the signal?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 4em;">Ay, son. Onward, then;</span><br />
+I'll lead the way myself. Be firm and true.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>The ascent begins, led by the Gipsy Queen,
+and the scene closes.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="iblockquot"><span class="smcap">Scene V.</span>&mdash;<i>A hall in Don Diego's castle communicating
+with the chapel. The chapel is in the centre of the
+background. Through curtains is disclosed the altar
+lighted up, and a priest ready to officiate. In the
+hall, which is illuminated, a long table is spread
+with fruit and other delicacies. Music. Enter
+guests, discoursing animatedly and laughing.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">First Guest.</span> (<i>To his Partner.</i>) Have you yet seen the bride? They say she's fair.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Partner.</span> They say so, but I have not seen her yet.<br />
+Howbeit, a friend of mine who knew her well<br />
+When at the Convent of Saint Ursula,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>515</span>Says she is over young. Just turned sixteen;<br />
+And how a man of Lord Don Diego's years<br />
+Could fall in love with such a chit, beats me.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>They pass on. Two other guests advance.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Lady of Second Guest.</span> (<i>To her Partner.</i>) Ay, true, I think it would more seemly be<br />
+Were he to marry one of years more ripe.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Second Guest.</span> (<i>To his Lady.</i>) The older that men grow the more they're pleased<br />
+With youth. I'm sure I should be so myself.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>They pass on. Third couple advance.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Third Guest.</span> (<i>To his Lady.</i>) Nay, who'd have thought that poor Don Silvio<br />
+Could thus so easily pay off his debts?<br />
+He's in luck's way. As for the blushing bride,<br />
+Not every day doth heaven rain such fortune.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Lady.</span> (<i>To Third Guest.</i>) Yet they say that she is most unwilling.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Third Guest.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Then, she's a fool.</span></p>
+<p class="right">[<i>They pass on. Fourth couple advance.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Lady.</span> (<i>To Fourth Guest.</i>) Nay; I have heard it said<br />
+She weeps and frets, and hath so desp'rate grown,<br />
+That nought save violence could aught avail<br />
+To lead her to the altar.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Fourth Guest.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">What a girl!</span><br />
+To throw away so glorious a chance!</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>They pass on. Two gentlemen meeting.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">First Gent.</span> What, comrade, you invited! Ha, ha, ha!<br />
+The old boy's got some life in him as yet.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>516</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Second Gent.</span> And good taste, too. I just now caught a glimpse<br />
+Of the fair bride; and, zounds! I do begrudge<br />
+Her to the veteran. I myself would choose<br />
+Just such an one, and were it not her face<br />
+Were marred by excess of weeping.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">First Gent.</span> <span style="margin-left: 11em;">Indeed!</span><br />
+Ha! ha! I never could make out why girls<br />
+Cry at their wedding. Just the very thing<br />
+They've looked for, prayed for, schemed for all their lives;<br />
+Yet, when it comes to don the bridal veil<br />
+And figure at the altar, then comes straight<br />
+A bucketful of tears. Hypocrisy!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Don Diego</span>, <i>followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Don Silvio</span> <i>pleading</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Second Gent.</span> Here comes the bridegroom; and, as it would seem,<br />
+Not in the best of humours. Let's withdraw.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>They pass on.</i></p>
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>To Don Silvio.</i>) Silvio, no more! I'll not be flouted thus<br />
+Before my guests, in mine own castle, too.<br />
+I've said that it shall be, and it <i>shall</i> be.<br />
+I ne'er take back my word. So bid her haste,<br />
+And put a better face upon the matter.<br />
+The time is up, and all my guests attend.<br />
+Go, bring her, then. (<i>To Guests.</i>) Friends! welcome to this hall.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>517</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Guests All.</span> Long live Lord Don Diego, with much happiness!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Thank ye, my friends. I do regret to say,<br />
+'Fore this august and gracious company,<br />
+That we are likely to experience,<br />
+This night, some difficulty on the part<br />
+Of our fair bride. Some singular caprice;<br />
+Transient, no doubt, but not the less unfit<br />
+For gay festivity. The fact is that<br />
+My youthful bride is of a temperament<br />
+Too highly wrought and o'er hysterical.<br />
+She only late hath left her convent cell;<br />
+Her education, therefore, until now<br />
+Hath rendered her unfit to face the world.<br />
+Impressionable natures, as we know,<br />
+Recoil before aught that can cause a strong<br />
+And powerful emotion. 'Tis the shock<br />
+They dread. 'Tis nothing. Nay, I do condole<br />
+With her; ay, from the bottom of my heart.<br />
+But yet I think it not well to indulge<br />
+Young folk in such caprice. Therefore, should I,<br />
+My honoured guests, be forced to assume<br />
+An air of stern severity unmeet<br />
+This gay assembly, deem it but as naught;<br />
+'Tis firmness that is needed in this case.<br />
+We men must not be conquered by caprice.<br />
+As for the girl herself, she loves me well;<br />
+Nay, passionately.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>518</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Within, distractedly.</i>) No! 'tis false, 'tis false.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Titter and commotion among the guests.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>To Don Silvio.</i>) Silvio! Why stand you there, with folded hands?<br />
+Did I not tell you to lead forth the bride?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> She says she <i>will</i> not come.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 9em;"><i>Will</i> not? Ha! ha!</span><br />
+This to my face! <i>Will</i> not, indeed. We'll see.<br />
+My worthy guests, bear with me if I lose<br />
+My wonted patience, and in haste let slip<br />
+Some casual word that may seem unfit<br />
+The presence of guests so illustrious.<br />
+My temper's somewhat choleric, and if<br />
+My will is thwarted I may lose restraint.<br />
+Silvio, bring forth the maiden straight, I say,<br />
+Or I will have her dragged to me by force.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> (<i>Within.</i>) Oh, mercy! Mercy! Heaven hear my prayer.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Gentleman.</span> Poor little jade! How I do pity her.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Lady.</span> And so do I. It makes my heart quite bleed.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> A truce to this. Ho! pages, drag her forth.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Exeunt two pages, who re-enter, dragging
+Inez in, who utters a piercing scream.
+She is dressed in a white dressing
+gown, her hair dishevelled, and grasping
+a crucifix. Father Miguel and
+Gipsy Queen appear at the open door
+cautiously. Behind lurk Don Pascual
+and Gipsies.</i></p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>519</span>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> "Oh, Holy Virgin! Save me; save me yet.<br />
+Thou wilt not thus abandon me."<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Seizing her by the hair, and dragging her towards the Chapel.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 2em;">So jade,</span><br />
+Since thou hast deemed fit to flout me thus<br />
+Before my guests, and spurn'st my tenderness,<br />
+Learn how obedience can be enforced.<br />
+Come priest. Be ready.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Guest.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Nay, but this is rape!</span><br />
+I cannot stay and see injustice done.<br />
+I repent me that I was invited.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Another Guest.</span> True, and so do I. This is no marriage,<br />
+But filthy lust and mere abuse of power.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>To Guards.</i>) Help! Hell and Furies! or I'll have her drugged.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Guests All.</span> Shame! Shame! Down with Don Diego.<br />
+Seize the tyrant.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> What! Flouted by my very guests. What next?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Guests All.</span> Virtue to the rescue! Save the maiden!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Gipsy Queen</span> <i>hurriedly, and stands fixing</i> <span class="smcap">Don
+Diego</span> <i>with her eye, who recoils</i>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Hold! I forbid the banns.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Thanks, Holy Virgin,</span><br />
+That hast heard my prayer, and sent an angel<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>520</span>Down from your high Heaven in hour of need.<br />
+What glorious halo do I see around<br />
+That sainted vision!</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Inez falls fainting into the arms of Don Silvio.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">Nay, this is madness.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Hear me, swarthy hag. This castle is mine,<br />
+And not for such as thee. Begone, I say,<br />
+Or I will have thee hanged, ere breaks the dawn,<br />
+From the loftiest turret of this pile.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Villain, I fear no threats.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 6em;">Look on this bond.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> What folly's this? Say, who let these men in?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> (<i>Advancing.</i>) I, Don Miguel, whom you basely thought<br />
+To use as instrument in your foul plot,<br />
+Twenty-two years ago, when you did plan<br />
+The mockery of a marriage to induce<br />
+This trusting gipsy to accede to what<br />
+Your own dark soul did lust for; thinking that<br />
+'Twere easy work to dupe the innocent.<br />
+So, writing to a worthless boon companion,<br />
+Already in your debt, you promised him<br />
+To cancel all his debt, and further add<br />
+Another sum in recompense, were he<br />
+To condescend to sink himself so low<br />
+As to enact the part of priest in this<br />
+False marriage. But that letter never reached<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>521</span>Its destination. Dj&acirc;bel, gipsy king,<br />
+This woman's father, once suspecting guile,<br />
+As well he might, did send his spies abroad,<br />
+And so this letter, fell into my hands.<br />
+I quick conceived the plan to pen reply,<br />
+As coming from the tool you sought to use,<br />
+In which 'twas stated that he lay in bed,<br />
+Ill of a fever, and so could not come,<br />
+And therefore he would send a substitute<br />
+To act for him. That substitute was I.<br />
+I, Father Miguel, with dissembling mien,<br />
+By you too fully trusted, had access<br />
+Unto your presence, as you fondly thought,<br />
+To help you in your plot of the feigned match.<br />
+But know, base villain, you alone were duped,<br />
+Your marriage was a real one, and holds good.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> This is some false concocted tale, got up<br />
+For some hellish purpose.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Priest.</span> (<i>At the altar, advances.</i>) Lord Don Diego,<br />
+I tell you this is no invented tale,<br />
+This Father Miguel is well known to me,<br />
+A worthy priest of our most holy Church.<br />
+The bond is valid.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Flouted on all sides!</span><br />
+How now! Do I dream? Am I master here,<br />
+Or am I not?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Another Master there's</span><br />
+Above us all, more powerful than thou,<br />
+Dispensing justice and avenging wrong.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>522</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> What cant is this? Ho! guards, cut down the rabble.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Some halberdiers advance. D. Pascual
+and gipsies put themselves on the
+defensive.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Raise but a finger, or cause to be raised<br />
+An arm in thy defence, and dread the worst.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> This from a shaven crown! A pretty plight<br />
+For feudal lord to be in! What ho! guards.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>A skirmish ensues, and guards are beaten
+back by gipsies.</i></p>
+<p>On, cowards, on! Where are my men-at-arms?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> All drugged, and powerless by my device.<br />
+They sleep like dead men. Seek no help from them.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Damnation! Am I worsted by a priest<br />
+And gang of squalid gipsies? Ho! my men,<br />
+Go, rouse the sluggards! Bring my armour, quick.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> (<i>To Guards.</i>) Budge but an inch, and not a man of ye shall see to-morrow's sun.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">How now! Who's he</span><br />
+That threatens and gives orders in my hall?<br />
+Have I no friends among these honoured guests<br />
+To save me from these insults? Who am I?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> A sinner, made amenable to law.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> (<i>Laughs diabolically.</i>) Ha, ha! This craven's insolence is such<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>523</span>It well nigh moves my laughter. How now! guests,<br />
+Not one sword drawn! No single arm upraised.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Guest.</span> My Lord Don Diego, in a cause that's just<br />
+My sword is at your service. So say all<br />
+The others. But we will not fight for wrong.<br />
+Let us be first persuaded if this priest<br />
+Have right upon his side. Show us the bond.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> The bond is but a forgery.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">'Tis false,</span><br />
+Thou lying knave. I'll make thee eat thy words.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Who is this mongrel gipsy, bold of tongue,<br />
+Who beards us with drawn sword.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Your lawful son,</span><br />
+Of this poor gipsy born in holy marriage.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> The tale is too preposterous.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Officiating Priest.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Nay, look</span><br />
+Well on the bond, Don Diego.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Guests All.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">Ay, the bond.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die</span> (<i>To Officiating Priest.</i>) And thou, Sir Shaveling, didst thou not come here<br />
+To-night to draw up deed of legal marriage?<br />
+And dost thou now come forward and take part<br />
+With this base priest, who for some plan of his&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>524</span><span class="charnam">Off. Priest.</span> My compliance was but in appearance.<br />
+I came, well knowing of your former marriage,<br />
+Twenty-two years ago, as saith the bond,<br />
+With her they call the Gipsy Queen. All this<br />
+I had from Father Miguel; and besides,<br />
+Have well perused the bond, which, being valid,<br />
+I could not undertake to tie the knot<br />
+In conscience, and have no intent to do 't.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> I was but mocked, then?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Guests All.</span> <span style="margin-left: 6em;">Come, the bond! the bond!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Give me the bond. I'll soon cut short this work.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Snatches the bond from the hands of Gipsy
+Queen. Glances hastily over it, and
+proceeds to tear it.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+'Tis false. This is no signature of mine.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> Darest to deny thy bond? Die, villain, then,<br />
+In this thy perjury! <span class="ralign">[<i>Stabs Don Diego.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Help! help! I bleed.</span> <span class="ralign">[<i>Falls.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Guards.</span> Don Diego to the rescue! Seize the hag.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Guards and a few guests lay hands on Gipsy Queen.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> (<i>Furiously.</i>) Leave go, my mother. He that lays a hand<br />
+Upon her person, I'll send straight to hell.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Guest.</span> (<i>Advancing with drawn sword.</i>) Secure this furious and audacious youth.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> Have at thee, then. <span class="ralign">[<i>Kills guest.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Guest</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">I die.</span> <span class="ralign">[<i>Dies.</i></span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'>525</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">Two Guests.</span> (<i>Advancing.</i>) <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Hold him! hold him!</span></p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Both guests attack Pascual at once, but
+are driven back. Guards come up
+and attempt to seize him. Gipsies
+attack guards, and a general skirmish
+ensues. Two guards are killed by
+gipsies. One gipsy falls. Don Silvio
+bears off Inez in the confusion.</i></p>
+
+<p><span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Peace, brethren, for a while, and no more blood.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Guest.</span> Look to Don Diego, friends, and seize the hag.</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>All surround Gipsy Queen, who stabs
+herself and falls. All draw back.</i></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> This life is forfeit. I for vengeance lived;<br />
+My mission is accomplished upon earth.<br />
+I vowed to heaven. Heaven has heard my prayer.<br />
+And I depart.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> (<i>Rushes up, and throws himself beside the Gipsy Queen.</i>) Oh, mother! dear mother.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Help! help! Who has put out the lights and left<br />
+Me all in darkness?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">A Guest.</span> <span style="margin-left: 7em;">No one, noble lord.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> 'Tis but the darkness of thine own dark soul,<br />
+Now upon the brink of eternity;<br />
+I counsel thee, confess, and then receive<br />
+The consolation that the Church affords.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>526</span><br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Water! I thirst. Alas! how grim is death!<br />
+I am afraid to die. I burn! I burn!<br />
+How hideous all the forms that flit around;<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Officiating Priest.</span> My lord Don Diego, prithee die not thus;<br />
+But ask forgiveness first, of all you've wronged.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Good father, willingly; but who would grant<br />
+Forgiveness unto such a wretch as I?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> I, Pepa, thy true wife, forgiveness grants,<br />
+And craves the like from thee.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 8em;">What! Pepa, <i>thou</i>;</span><br />
+Thou canst forgive me? Thou, my poor wronged wife.<br />
+Let us exchange forgiveness then, for I<br />
+Have well deserved this blow. Come round me, friends,<br />
+Whilst breath yet lasts, and witness bear to this.<br />
+I leave my castle, all my lands and goods,<br />
+Unto my lawful son. How is he called?<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> Pascual.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Son Pascual, thy hand. Forgive the wrongs<br />
+I've done thee, e'en as thou thyself wouldst hope<br />
+In thy last hour to be forgiven. Hold,<br />
+There's still another I have deeply wronged,<br />
+From whom I'd crave forgiveness. Bring her here.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='pagenum'>527</span><span class="charnam">F'th. M.</span> (<i>To Attendant.</i>) Don Diego means the Lady Inez. Haste<br />
+And bring her hither, with Don Silvio. <span class="ralign">[<i>Exit Attendants.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="blockquot"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Don Silvio</span>, <i>supporting</i> <span class="smcap">Inez</span>.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Behold me, Inez, penitent, subdued.<br />
+Art thou content that heaven hath heard thy prayer?<br />
+I've wronged thee much. I frankly do confess.<br />
+Forgive me, Inez child, ere I depart<br />
+An thou canst.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> <span style="margin-left: 4em;">I do.</span></p>
+ <p class="right">[<i>Giving her hand and sobbing.</i></p>
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">And friend Silvio,</span><br />
+The like I'd have from thee, and all I've wronged.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Sil.</span> Friend Diego, take his hand. I would not add<br />
+One pang to that which thine own heart must feel,<br />
+By holding back my pardon at the last.<br />
+Therefore, with all my heart I pardon thee.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> Thanks, old friend, Silvio; I already feel<br />
+Better prepared to die. Farewell, my friends.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Inez for the first time perceiving Pascual.</i></p>
+<p>
+<span class="charnam">Inez.</span> Pascual!<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Pas.</span> <span style="margin-left: 3em;">Inez!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">D. Die.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Come now, my children both,</span><br />
+I know your minds. Come let me join your hands.</p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Pascual and Inez kneel beside Don Diego,
+who joins their hands.</i></p>
+<p><span class='pagenum'>528</span>
+Receive my blessing, children, and forgive<br />
+A poor old sinner when he is no more.<br />
+Pray for my soul, and ere this clay be cold,<br />
+Let this hand clasp thy mother's, son Pascual.<br />
+Pepa, thy hand.<br />
+<br />
+<span class="charnam">Gip. Q.</span> <span style="margin-left: 5em;">Diego, with all my heart.</span></p>
+<p class="right">[<i>Pascual joins their hands.</i></p>
+<p>Let us die thus, and hand in hand to heaven<br />
+Let our souls soar. Kiss me, my children, both.<br />
+Look how my father Dj&acirc;bel smiles on us,<br />
+And beckons us away from earth. Adios.</p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Don Diego and Gipsy Queen expire.</i></p>
+
+<p class="right">[<i>Guests kneel and pray. Curtain.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">End of the Gipsy Queen.</span></h4>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>At the conclusion of the play our tragedian rolled
+up his MS. and returned it to his pocket, while various
+were the expressions of approval from the members of
+the club.</p>
+
+<p>All now seemed to look towards Mr. Oldstone for
+his criticism of the play before pronouncing any decided
+opinion of their own. This was a deference they paid
+him as chairman, and because he was the oldest
+member present. It was evident that this worthy was
+accustomed to be appealed to in matters of importance,
+and expected it in the present instance in particular,<span class='pagenum'>529</span>
+for he had already stretched out his legs, thrown himself
+back in his arm-chair, closed his eyes, and clasped his
+hands together over his comely paunch, while his
+thumbs performed a rotary motion, one round the
+other, a sure sign with him that whatever his lips might
+utter would be the result of deep thought and mature
+deliberation. Our members awaited in silence the words
+of wisdom about to issue from the lips of the oracle.</p>
+
+<p>To fill up the time in the interim, Professor Cyanite
+filled up a pipe of tobacco, and was about to light it.
+Mr. Crucible drew out his snuff box, and was preparing
+to take a copious pinch. Dr. Bleedem looked at his
+watch, when suddenly a knock at the door caused the
+members to raise their heads.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in!" cried several voices at once. The
+door opened, and Helen stood in the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>"If you please, gentlemen," said the girl, blushing,
+and with charming modesty, "Mr. McGuilp says that
+he has finished my portrait, and would the gentlemen
+of the club like to look at it before it gets too dark."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course we will, my dear, of course we will,"
+answered Mr. Oldstone, his fingers immediately unclasping
+themselves and grasping the arms of the chair,
+preparatory to rising to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Come along, gentlemen." No further invitation
+was needed. Professor Cyanite laid down his pipe
+unlighted. Mr. Crucible replaced the grains of snuff, he
+had intended conveying to his nose, back into his snuff
+box, which he closed with a snap and returned to his<span class='pagenum'>530</span>
+pocket. There was a general stir among the members,
+who rose and followed Helen to the room upstairs, that
+our artist had <i>pro tem.</i> transformed into a studio.</p>
+
+<p>Jack Hearty and his spouse were already in the
+room when the members of the club appeared at the
+door.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, that's our Helen, to a T, and no mistake,"
+he was saying. "Well, its just wonderful, and as like
+her mother, when she was her age, as one egg is to
+another. Eh? Molly," said he, addressing his spouse.</p>
+
+<p>"Beg pardon, sir. I hope no offence," continued
+the landlord, turning deferentially towards our artist.</p>
+
+<p>"But what might such a picture be worth, if I might
+ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"The wealth of the universe wouldn't purchase
+it, my good host," replied McGuilp. "It is the best
+thing I ever did, and that perhaps I ever shall do. No,
+this one is not for sale. I do not say but that at some
+future time I might do another from it, and then&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>At this juncture, the members of the club, headed
+by Mr. Oldstone, entered the studio. Our host and
+hostess respectfully withdrew, in order to give the
+gentlemen a better chance of examining the picture, but
+even then the room was as crowded as an exhibition on
+a private view day. Mr. Oldstone had placed himself
+in front of the easel, and was soon loud in his expressions
+of enthusiasm.</p>
+
+<p>"Excellent! most excellent! Beautiful! beautiful!
+beautiful! What flesh tints! What colouring! What<span class='pagenum'>531</span>
+refinement of drawing and expression! As a likeness
+it is perfect, there is no gainsaying. Then,
+the pose&mdash;simple, graceful, and natural. My dear
+young friend," he said, shaking our artist by the hand,
+and seeming overcome by emotion, "Do you know
+<i>what</i> you have realised? Why, it is the hand of a
+master!" etc., etc.</p>
+
+<p>Then each of the members in turn made their own
+remarks upon the portrait.</p>
+
+<p>"What a picture of life and health!" cried Dr.
+Bleedem.</p>
+
+<p>"What a face for the stage!" remarked the
+tragedian.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! why was not I born a painter?" sighed Mr.
+Parnassus.</p>
+
+<p>The analytical chemist made a few scientific
+remarks upon the properties of pigments, in which
+Professor Cyanite joined, whilst our artist silently
+removed the colours from his palette.</p>
+
+<p>"And what do you propose doing with the portrait,
+Mr.&mdash;er&mdash;Mr. McGuilp?" inquired Mr. Hardcase.
+"Keep it," replied our artist, laconically.</p>
+
+<p>"What! <i>keep</i> it all to yourself!" exclaimed Mr.
+Oldstone. "For your own selfish gratification, thereby
+depriving others of the pleasure to be derived therefrom!
+Mr. McGuilp, I am surprised at you. Gentlemen,"
+proceeded the antiquary, addressing his fellow members,
+"I protest against this decision of our young
+friend. That picture does not leave this inn if <i>I</i> can<span class='pagenum'>532</span>
+help it. Mr. McGuilp, your price. What is it? We
+will all club together and buy it, won't we gentlemen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay! so say we all," cried several voices at
+once.</p>
+
+<p>"Impossible, my dear sir&mdash;impossible," remonstrated
+our artist.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Impossible!</i> Why?"</p>
+
+<p>"I feel I shall never surpass this," answered McGuilp.
+"It is a sample work. I can make use of it in many ways
+as a study. But this I will do. I will protract my stay
+yet a few days, though I have already remained longer
+than I intended, and I will make a copy of the picture,
+which it shall be my pleasure to present to the honoured
+members of this club." Murmurs of applause and
+thanks followed this speech, after which the company
+dispersed until dinner-time.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>533</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER VIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The next morning broke dark and gloomy. Our artist
+rose from his couch languid and unrefreshed. His face
+was pale and haggard, with dark circles round his eyes.
+What had transpired? Had he received a second visit
+from the headless lady? Not so. What then? He
+had slept indifferently, having been kept awake by his
+own distracting thoughts. If he chanced to close his
+eyes for a moment his peace was disturbed by the
+most chaotic and depressing dreams. Was he unwell?
+Did the fare at the inn disagree with him? He made
+no complaints. Then why this strange squeamishness&mdash;these
+wild chaotic dreams, through all of which <i>one</i> face
+in particular seemed always to the fore? Sometimes
+happy and smiling, full of life and health, then sad and
+downcast&mdash;again looking at him with pleading eyes,
+yet always the same face. Whose face this was we will
+leave our readers to conjecture.</p>
+
+<p>"Bah!" soliloquised our artist, as he placed one
+foot upon the floor, "a chit of a girl like that, and at <i>my</i>
+age too."<span class='pagenum'>534</span></p>
+
+<p>He wasn't much past eight and twenty, true, but
+then the girl running in his thoughts was barely
+sixteen. In love? Not he. She was a dear, sweet
+child, it was true, and pure as an angel; but her
+education, her extreme youth, her position, her
+surroundings&mdash;no, no.</p>
+
+<p>Now he was quite out of bed. His shaving water
+stood ready for him outside. He opened the door ajar,
+and took it in. Then placing the jug on the table, he
+proceeded to strop his razors. As he did so, he caught
+a glimpse of his face in the mirror, and started.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what it is, Vandyke, my boy," he said,
+accosting his own reflection in the glass, "you are
+looking worse than I thought. Come, cheer up, and
+make the best of things. It would never do for the
+members of the club to notice anything, and by putting
+two and two together, guess at the reason <i>why</i>. No, I
+must dissemble."</p>
+
+<p>Now, men of the world are shrewd observers, and a
+very slight clue is often enough. Here, for instance,
+was a case of two young persons, both good looking,
+being thrown together under circumstances peculiarly
+favourable for a flirtation, being alone and unobserved.
+Well, what then? Need they necessarily fall in love
+with each other? Not <i>necessarily</i> perhaps, says the
+world, but in all probability they <i>will</i>. Time and
+opportunity alone being necessary to bring the matter
+about. So the world may perhaps not be so very far
+wrong in its deductions.<span class='pagenum'>535</span></p>
+
+<p>Having now mixed up an abundant lather, McGuilp
+rubbed it well over his chin and lower part of his face.
+Then inserting his razor in the hot water, he, with as
+steady a hand as possible under the circumstances,
+proceeded to reap the hirsute stubble from its native
+habitat until the operation was completed to his
+satisfaction. Having at length finished his toilet with
+even more than usual precision, he called up a cheerful
+look to his countenance, and joined the rest of the
+members at the breakfast-table, with an hilarity and
+jocoseness of manner which took them all in.</p>
+
+<p>The breakfast was sumptuous as usual. The table
+groaned under every delicacy of the season, and our
+members, having seated themselves, did ample honour
+to the repast. A yule log blazed on the hearth, and a
+general air of comfort pervaded the inn, as if to make up
+for the murky weather without. Yet, despite these
+creature comforts, and the hearty appreciation of them
+by our members, there was one present whose appetite
+failed him. In spite of his forced hilarity, which he
+now found it difficult to sustain, for sad thoughts would
+obtrude themselves, our artist but pecked at his food.</p>
+
+<p>The fumes of the eggs and bacon sickened him.
+The kippered herrings were an offence unto his nostrils.
+He loathed such gross cheer. His toast and roll were but
+nibbled at, his cup of coffee barely sipped, yet keep up
+appearances he must. So he talked a good deal of
+vapid nonsense, made trivial remarks about the weather,
+etc., which served to put the rest of the members off<span class='pagenum'>536</span>
+the scent, engrossed as each was with his own favourite
+dish. The professional eye of Dr. Bleedem, however,
+was more on the alert, and not so easily deceived.</p>
+
+<p>"You are not looking so well this morning, Mr.
+McGuilp," he said, eyeing his patient critically.</p>
+
+<p>Our artist hastened to assure him that he never
+felt better in his life. This remark, however, fell flat
+upon the doctor's ears, and he proceeded as if he had
+not heard him.</p>
+
+<p>"You have eaten nothing. I notice that you only
+play with your food. Now, when a patient plays with
+his food, it is a sure sign that there is something wrong.
+You should take&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I don't want any medicine, thank you,"
+interrupted McGuilp. "I assure you I am all right. A
+little loss of appetite, as you say; perhaps from the
+sudden change in the weather, which always affects me
+more or less. The fact is, I didn't sleep very well last
+night, and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I can see <i>that</i>," continued Dr. Bleedem.</p>
+
+<p>By this time the other members were getting interested,
+and our artist found himself suddenly the cynosure for all
+the scrutiny of the club. How he cursed the doctor's
+officiousness! Why couldn't he mind his own business?</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, now you mention it, doctor, I can see that our
+young friend does <i>not</i> seem quite up to the mark to-day,"
+remarked Mr. Oldstone.</p>
+
+<p>"By his appearance I should say the young gentleman
+had something on his mind," suggested Mr.<span class='pagenum'>537</span>
+Hardcase. "His countenance seems sicklied o'er with
+the pale cast of thought," quoted Mr. Blackdeed from
+his favourite author.</p>
+
+<p>Then each member had something to say in turn,
+till our artist felt himself blushing up to the roots of his
+hair. In vain did he give himself a twisted pinch in
+the fleshy part of his leg under the table. The blush
+would rise, and there was no checking it. He fancied
+he could see the members give side glances one to the
+other, or trying to conceal a smile; but this may have
+been imagination.</p>
+
+<p>Breakfast being now over, each member rose from
+the table, some gathering round the fire, one or two of
+them peering out into the murky gloom. Then Helen
+entered to clear away the breakfast things. She, too,
+seemed less lively than her wont, her face paler, and she
+went about her domestic duties mechanically, with
+downcast eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, Helen, my girl," exclaimed Dr. Bleedem,
+"you don't look as bright as usual. Have <i>you</i> been
+having a sleepless night? Have <i>you</i> been losing your
+appetite?"</p>
+
+<p>The girl looked up confusedly, and a deep blush
+suffused her face and neck. The fame of Dr. Bleedem
+was great in the neighbourhood. She believed herself
+to be in the presence of a man who could read the
+secrets of her inmost soul, and that all attempts to mask
+them from his scrutinising gaze would be worse than
+useless.<span class='pagenum'>538</span></p>
+
+<p>"What has come to you young people of late, I
+don't know," continued Dr. Bleedem. "Now, here is
+Mr. McGuilp, he, too, has been losing his appetite, and
+suffering from insomnia."</p>
+
+<p>Oh! how our artist wished that the ground would open
+at his feet and swallow him up. In vain he trod on his
+toes and turned his face towards the window, as if peering
+into the snow that was now falling fast. His ears
+continued to burn like fire, and all he could do, by
+mopping his forehead with his pocket-handkerchief, was
+inadequate to keep back the traitor blush.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! oh!" muttered Dr. Bleedem to himself,
+whilst gazing from one to the other. "Is that the way
+the wind lies?"</p>
+
+<p>The members now began to look sideways, one
+at the other. One of them raised his eyebrows;
+another winked; a third suppressed a titter; but as this
+all took place behind our artist's back, who was still
+looking out intently at the snow, there was nothing to
+wound his sensibilities.</p>
+
+<p>At length Mr. Oldstone broke the silence. "When
+are you thinking of beginning the copy of our Helen's
+picture, Mr. McGuilp?"</p>
+
+<p>"I? Oh yes, just so," replied our artist, waking up
+out of a reverie. "Well, the fact is, we are most
+unfortunate in the weather. It is impossible to begin
+if it continues like this. Should it clear up later, I
+will at once set to work."</p>
+
+<p>"Good. And now gentlemen, what do you all<span class='pagenum'>539</span>
+propose doing to while away the time? A rubber of
+whist, a game of chess, backgammon, or what?" inquired
+the antiquary.</p>
+
+<p>After a little discussion, it was decided that Dr.
+Bleedem, Professor Cyanite, Mr. Crucible, and Mr.
+Oldstone, should form a party at whist. Mr. Blackdeed
+and Mr. Hardcase played a game of chess, while the
+poet and the painter, not being disposed to join in any
+game, retired into a corner together, and were soon deep
+in a discussion upon the arts of painting and poetry.
+A couple of hours passed away, and still the members
+were absorbed, each in his favourite pursuit, when the
+weather began to clear up, and the sun shone brightly.</p>
+
+<p>This decided our artist to set about his allotted
+task; so breaking off the conversation with his poet
+friend, he repaired to the studio, and placing a clean
+canvas, the same size as that of the portrait, upon the
+easel, he commenced his copy; and here we will leave
+him to continue his task for the present.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>Over a fortnight had passed since we left our artist
+at his work. The task was now completed. He had
+found it necessary to have one or two extra sittings from
+Helen herself on the copy, just to give more truth to it,
+as he said. However, as everything on this earth comes
+to an end, there was an end also to these sittings.</p>
+
+<p>"Helen," said our artist to his model at the last,<span class='pagenum'>540</span>
+"I must go. My affairs call me back to Italy. I have
+been keeping my studio on all this time, and I have
+certain business to settle which will brook no delay."</p>
+
+<p>Helen's countenance fell, and her lip quivered.
+Her eyes grew moist and downcast. In a voice that
+she endeavoured to render firm, she ventured to inquire:
+"And will it be for long, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"For very long, Helen? Perhaps for ever."</p>
+
+<p>Helen had no answer to this. Her sobs were
+choking her. The tears stole silently down her cheeks,
+but she whisked them away with her handkerchief, and
+did her best to appear outwardly calm.</p>
+
+<p>Our artist, too, felt a lump in his throat, and his
+eyes suffused with tears.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps, sir," meekly suggested the girl, "when
+you have settled all your affairs abroad, you may think
+of taking a holiday, and be paying us a flying visit,
+just to see Mr. Oldstone and the other gentlemen,
+you know. I'm sure both father and mother will be
+glad to see you again."</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid not, Helen. I am afraid not," and
+our artist slowly and sadly shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"What! <i>never</i>&mdash;never again!" almost shrieked the
+child.</p>
+
+<p>Here she broke down completely. All restraint
+and propriety flew to the winds. Nature, till now
+trampled upon and held in abeyance, at this point
+rebelled and relieved herself in a torrent of the bitterest
+sobs and tears.<span class='pagenum'>541</span></p>
+
+<p>"Helen! dear Helen! What is this?" cried
+McGuilp, running to her assistance, his own tears
+falling fast the while!</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! what a brute I have been! Quick, rouse
+yourself. There are footsteps in the passage. Somebody
+is coming." Thus warned, there was a sudden
+mopping of eyes and blowing of noses, when the door
+opened, and Dame Hearty presented herself to ask if
+Helen could be spared to assist her in the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! certainly," replied our artist, averting his face
+and busying himself with putting away his palette and
+brushes, whilst assuming a firm voice. "Yes," continued
+he, still turning his back, "I think I may say that I have
+finished with her now. This is the last sitting in fact.
+There is the copy I intend to present to the club.
+This one here is the first one, which I am going to keep
+for myself. Which of the two do you prefer, Dame
+Hearty?"</p>
+
+<p>In this way he rattled on to hide his confusion.
+Helen had slipped noiselessly away, bathed her face in
+cold water, and returned to the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir," replied Dame Hearty, in answer to our
+artist's question, "I really don't know what to say.
+They are both so lovely, there's not a pin to choose
+between them."</p>
+
+<p>Then, scanning our artist's countenance, she observed:</p>
+
+<p>"You appear to have a bad cold, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid I have, Dame Hearty," said McGuilp;<span class='pagenum'>542</span>
+"the weather has been very uncertain, and I think I
+must have committed some imprudence."</p>
+
+<p>"Let me make you a basin of gruel, sir. No? It's
+a capital thing, and you should keep out of all draughts,
+and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And keep my bed, perhaps you'll tell me, my
+good woman," interrupted McGuilp. "No, no; I've no
+time to coddle. Do you know, Dame Hearty, I must
+be off to-morrow to London by the stage, as I have to
+return to Rome without further delay. Already I am
+long after my time."</p>
+
+<p>"So soon! Why, you <i>have</i> paid us a short visit,"
+exclaimed the hostess. "Well, sir, you knows best. All
+I can say is that my husband and I will be most glad to
+see you again, when next you be passing this way."</p>
+
+<p>A knock at the door, and our host entered to ask if
+he might be allowed to see the copy.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, my good host, here it is," said McGuilp.</p>
+
+<p>Jack Hearty went into ecstacies over it, saying he
+didn't know which he liked best.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. McGuilp says he is off again to-morrow, Jack,"
+began our hostess.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," broke in McGuilp. "What time does the
+stage start? Early? I'd better begin my packing at
+once," and off he went to his bedroom to make preparations.</p>
+
+<p>The fact was, he wanted to be alone, for it was an
+effort to keep up a cheerful appearance with a sad heart.
+He locked himself within his room, and having collected<span class='pagenum'>543</span>
+together a few articles of clothing&mdash;enough to fill his
+valise, he threw himself into an arm-chair and gave
+himself up to meditation.</p>
+
+<p>It will be remembered a few pages back that our
+artist accused himself of behaving like a brute towards
+his model. In this he did himself injustice. He had
+never deliberately set about gaining the affections of this
+simple village maiden. Any base design against her
+was the farthest from his thoughts. He admired her
+innocence and beauty, and wished that it might never
+lose its unsullied purity. He had never dreamed of
+actually falling in love with her, child as she was, and
+his conduct had been always that of a fond parent
+towards a pretty child. He little recked of any danger,
+either to her or to himself, but he found her beauty
+gain upon him day by day, till at length he was fairly in
+the toils. Yet he had never spoken to her of love. No,
+not a word. He <i>would</i> not. He had no desire that
+the girl should fall in love with him, nor would it be
+politic for him to fall in love with her. Wrong her he
+would not. Marry her he could not. For, besides
+hampering himself as a struggling artist with a wife and
+family, he dreaded quarrelling with almost the only
+relation he had living: a rich uncle; from whom he
+had expectations, and who would most decidedly consider
+that he had dragged the family name in the mire
+by marrying the daughter of a country innkeeper. In
+what way, then, it will be asked, did he think he had
+acted brutally towards the girl? This is what he blamed<span class='pagenum'>544</span>
+himself for: First, for allowing himself to be carried
+away with feelings of love towards the girl, however
+secretly; and then for incautiously allowing her to discover
+his secret. For, although he had not spoken of
+love, you may depend upon it that he had <i>looked</i> it, and
+it was not difficult for her to read in his burning glances
+the secret of his soul. Love leads to love. He, too,
+read in the soft eyes, the heaving bosom, the stifled sigh,
+the deepening blush, and other tell-tale signs that she
+loved <i>him</i>. Thus, each had learned the other's secret.
+They had spoken to each other with their eyes, and
+thus just as much mischief had been wrought as if the
+most courtly phrases had been used. He had not
+intended that his glances should be understood, but
+they <i>were</i>. Thus he blamed himself.</p>
+
+<p>Matters being thus, there was no other remedy but
+flight. It would be a wrench, both for himself and for
+the girl, but the kindest thing in the end. In fact, it
+was his only course. So, having hurriedly finished his
+packing, he went downstairs to inform the members of
+the club of his intention.</p>
+
+<p>It may easily be conceived how unwelcome was the
+news, for our artist had made himself extremely popular
+with all, and was looked upon as a great acquisition as
+a story-teller. Mr. Oldstone, in particular, exhausted all
+his powers of persuasion to yet delay his departure, but
+he found him obdurate. The good antiquary, who was
+an old bachelor, had grown to love our artist as a son; and
+now that the hour of parting had come, it rent him sore.<span class='pagenum'>545</span></p>
+
+<p>In the evening a farewell carousal was given in his
+honour, in which several bowls of punch were discussed;
+much tobacco smoked; a few speeches made; several
+anecdotes related; a song or two; besides some atrocious
+puns, with much laughter and witty conversation,
+until the utterance of all grew somewhat thick; and we
+regret to add that the worthy chairman, in his laudable
+attempts to do honour to his young prot&eacute;g&eacute;, had to be
+assisted upstairs and put to bed in a state decidedly
+mellow.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>546</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER IX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The next morning broke clear and frosty, without a
+cloud in the sky.</p>
+
+<p>"What bitter mockery!" thought McGuilp, as he
+looked on the beaming face of Nature, and contrasted it
+with the feelings he bore hidden in his breast. "A day
+like yesterday would have been more in harmony with
+my soul." The sun actually smiled on his departure.</p>
+
+<p>"Good morning, my young friend!" cried the
+cheery voice of Mr. Oldstone as they entered the
+breakfast room together; "it is a fine day for you."</p>
+
+<p>Our artist nodded assent, and having shaken hands
+with all the members in turn, seated himself at the
+breakfast table, and tried to keep up a cheerful appearance,
+but his smile was hollow, and his face was pale.</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you would let me give you a little opening
+medicine, Mr. McGuilp," broke in Dr. Bleedem, in the
+midst of a lull in the conversation; "it would soon set
+you to rights."</p>
+
+<p>Our artist persisted that he <i>was</i> all right, and
+required nothing.<span class='pagenum'>547</span></p>
+
+<p>"H'm, h'm," muttered the doctor to himself with a
+shake of the head, as much as to say, "You don't fool
+<i>me</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Conversation then took a general turn, and our
+artist was allowed to finish his meal unmolested.</p>
+
+<p>Breakfast was hardly concluded when a horn was
+heard in the distance. "There's the stage!" cried one
+of the members.</p>
+
+<p>"'The horn, the horn, the lusty horn,'" quoted Mr.
+Blackdeed from his great poet; but the quotation fell
+flat on the ears of our artist, who had grown a shade
+paler.</p>
+
+<p>"I am quite sure, Mr. McGuilp," went on the
+irrepressible Doctor Bleedem, "that if you were to
+follow my advice&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"There, that's enough, Bleedem. Leave the boy
+alone," broke in Mr. Oldstone. "Here comes the
+stage. God bless you, my boy. Take an old man's
+blessing with you. I know I shan't see you again this
+side of Time. I'm getting old; I know it; I feel it.
+But write me as soon as you get to Rome to say you
+have arrived safely; and here is a letter to my old
+friend Rustcoin, which please give him with your own
+hands when you see him. There, good-bye, good-bye."
+Here the kind old antiquary mopped his eyes, gave our
+artist a fatherly pat on the back, and followed him to
+the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye, sir, and I hope we shall meet again."
+This was all our artist could find to say.<span class='pagenum'>548</span></p>
+
+<p>The coach had now driven up, and McGuilp had to
+undergo once more the ordeal of shaking hands. This
+was rather a trial, for although there could be no doubt
+as to the sincerity of the regret that each member felt at
+his departure, and the cordiality of their good wishes,
+yet there was one thought alone that now occupied his
+mind, viz., that of tearing himself away from his fair
+model.</p>
+
+<p>Whether the members guessed this, and out of bare
+humanity wished to give him a chance to say a few
+words alone with his lady-love, we know not; but,
+having wished their guest God-speed, they left him, and
+surrounded the coach. Some of them patted the
+smoking horses; one had a word with the driver;
+others seemed to scrutinise the travellers and the
+vehicle. Our host and hostess stood at the door of
+the inn, and wished their late guest a happy journey
+and a speedy return, to which our artist responded by a
+hearty shake of the hand and a few appropriate words.</p>
+
+<p>The landlord was then called off to serve the driver
+with a mug of ale, but before he went he called out to
+his daughter, who was hiding herself behind her mother
+in the passage, "Now, then, Helen, my girl, the gentleman
+is going, and wants to bid you good-bye."</p>
+
+<p>Helen now came forward, pale and trembling, while
+Dame Hearty, perhaps guessing the state of things,
+prudently retired, thus leaving the young couple to say
+a word to each other in private.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye, Helen, my girl, and may God bless<span class='pagenum'>549</span>
+you," was all our artist could trust himself to say at the
+last; but his sad glance and the tender squeeze he gave
+her dimpled hand spoke volumes.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye, sir," faltered the child, now choking
+with sobs; "good-bye, and may you be happy." Then
+breaking down altogether, she rushed inside and was
+seen no more. Our artist looked after her for a moment
+as if dazed.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, then, sir," cried the driver, "come along if
+you're coming; we're off."</p>
+
+<p>McGuilp, thus roused, threw his cloak around him,
+pressed his hat over his eyes, and hastily mounted.
+Crack went the whip, off went the horses, and our artist
+was swiftly borne from the scene where he had passed
+so many happy hours, midst cheering and waving of
+hats, to which he graciously, but with an aching heart,
+responded. He was now alone with his own thoughts,
+and barely glancing at the shifting wintry landscape as
+it flashed passed him, was in no humour to exchange
+commonplaces with his fellow passengers. Here we
+will leave him for the present, and return to our inn.</p>
+
+<p>The members of the club, with the exception of our
+antiquary, who had remained behind to finish a letter
+for the post, had resolved upon a woodland ramble, and
+were chatting lightly by the way.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes; there is no doubt about the poor lad
+being hard hit," said one. "I noticed it from the first."</p>
+
+<p>"So did I," put in another. "In good time he
+bolted, for these sort of things never end well when
+allowed to go on ahead."<span class='pagenum'>550</span></p>
+
+<p>"Of course, marrying her would be out of the question
+altogether, looking at it from any point of view,"
+remarked a third; "besides, there's her age. Why,
+she's a mere child."</p>
+
+<p>"True," observed a fourth, "and even supposing
+her to have been of a marriageable age, he, being but a
+struggling artist, wholly dependent on his profession,
+and doomed to eke out a precarious living by the sale
+of his pictures, what else but misery could there be in
+store for either of them by such a union?"</p>
+
+<p>But here we will leave them to continue their
+ramble and their gossip.</p>
+
+<p>It has been stated above that our antiquary had
+remained behind to finish a letter. Having waved his
+last adieus to his young prot&eacute;g&eacute;, and waited till the
+coach had disappeared in the distance, he returned to
+the breakfast room with a sigh, muttering to himself,
+"Poor boy! poor boy!" He then collected his writing
+materials, but the breakfast things had not yet been
+cleared away.</p>
+
+<p>Presently Helen entered, and proceeded to clear
+the table. Her face was pale, but calm; her eyes
+downcast. Our antiquary appeared not to notice her
+overmuch, but was secretly scanning her countenance.
+At length, when the table was quite clear, and Helen
+returned with a fresh log for the fire, he slowly advanced
+towards her, and placing his right hand on her head
+and his left on her right shoulder, whilst he toyed for a
+moment with her bright curls, he remained for some<span class='pagenum'>551</span>
+moments in silence. The action was that of one invoking
+a blessing. Then seizing her right hand in both of his,
+and raising it to his breast, he gave it a gentle squeeze;
+then dropped it and turned away, still without a word.</p>
+
+<p>Now, poor Helen's heart was full to overflowing, in
+spite of her outwardly calm demeanour. She was in
+possession of a weighty secret, which seemed too heavy
+for her to bear alone. Yet who was there to share it
+with her? She had no friend of her own age to whom
+she could open her heart and into whose sympathetic
+ears she could pour forth her woes. Her parents,
+much as she loved and respected them, did not seem to
+her to be the sort of people likely to give her that
+sympathy she yearned for. They would laugh at her,
+reprove her perhaps, and tell her roughly to get all that
+rubbish out of her head at once, etc. Not a soul had
+she in the world to whom she could cling, or from whom
+she could expect one ray of comfort. As to her secret
+being discovered by the other members of the club,
+this she dreaded most of all. She could imagine their
+banter, their coldness, or their sneers. Dr. Bleedem,
+too, who would prescribe her physic, and promise to
+make her all right again, provided she followed his
+course of treatment.</p>
+
+<p>Love is by nature reticent, and not willing to make
+its secret common property. Rather than divulge its
+sacred feelings to the first light-hearted outsider it will
+prefer&mdash;oh, how infinitely!&mdash;to bear its own burden
+alone&mdash;aye, if need be, even to the grave.<span class='pagenum'>552</span></p>
+
+<p>Never before in all her life did Helen need a friend
+and comforter as she did now, when, lo, in the very nick
+of time, there came to her this kindly old man whom
+she had known from her earliest childhood, who had
+dandled her on his knee, and never passed her without
+a kind word. He, who seemed to have read her heart,
+now came forward with his silent blessing, like an angel
+sent from Heaven to comfort her. This was just what
+she needed. This mute expression of sympathy from
+someone whom she felt could understand her. She
+construed his silence thus: "There, there, my pretty
+child; we understand each other, don't we? You see,
+I've guessed your secret, and you may be sure that it
+will be safe in my keeping. I am not surprised. These
+things are common to youth, and very hard to bear for
+the time, but take comfort. Everything has its day.
+This, too, will pass in time. Cheer up; try and forget
+it. What! you can't? Oh, yes you will&mdash;not all at
+once&mdash;no; but take courage. This is your first great
+grief; but the world is full of trials, and we are sent
+here on purpose to bear them. No one escapes them
+altogether; but rest assured that you will always find a
+friend and comforter in Obadiah Oldstone."</p>
+
+<p>This, and much more, did the child understand by
+the antiquary's silent magnetic touch. Her heart overflowed
+with gratitude, and she was unable longer to control
+herself, but, bursting into the most passionate sobs,
+she covered her face with her hands and was making
+for the door when Oldstone called her back.<span class='pagenum'>553</span></p>
+
+<p>A Spanish proverb says, "He who loves you will
+make you weep." Helen had proved the truth of this
+adage.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, my girl," said Oldstone; "am I such an
+ogre that I need scare you? Come to an old man,
+and pour forth all its pretty griefs. We used to be such
+friends, you know. Did you think I didn't guess your
+secret all along? We old men of the world have sharp
+eyes, and very little escapes us. Well, well; I am not
+surprised, you know. The young man who left this
+morning was comely, and a gentleman, besides a man
+of talent and resources. It is not difficult to understand
+how a young and susceptible child like yourself, having
+never seen anyone else but old fogies like us, should
+suddenly take a fancy to a smart young&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! sir," broke in Helen, in agony, "he is gone&mdash;gone
+for ever, and I <i>did</i> love him so."</p>
+
+<p>"Love! my child! why, at your age you oughtn't to
+know the meaning of the word."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't, sir, till quite lately. I had heard of it
+from others, and read about it in books; but, oh! Mr.
+Oldstone, I didn't know it was like this."</p>
+
+<p>Here the poor distracted girl began beating her
+breast with her clenched fist, and gazing upwards with
+tearful eyes, in which there was an expression of the
+wildest despair, till the kind old man began to be
+seriously alarmed for her sanity.</p>
+
+<p>"Hush! hush! my girl," he said in soothing tones;
+"don't give way so. Calm yourself."<span class='pagenum'>554</span></p>
+
+<p>"How can I be calm," screamed the girl, "when
+he has gone for ever, and I shall never, never see him
+again!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my dear, and a good job too. The best
+thing that could happen to you both," said the antiquary,
+"though you won't think so now; but mark my word,
+Helen, this will pass over, and the sooner the better for
+you both, for these sort of cases lead to no good, you
+may depend upon it."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, sir," asked the girl, "is it then a sin to
+love?"</p>
+
+<p>"A sin, my precious!" exclaimed Oldstone; "no, I
+can't say that. But&mdash;but&mdash;there is always danger in it."</p>
+
+<p>"What danger, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my dear, there are certain things that are
+very difficult to explain to one so young. When you
+grow older&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! sir, why cannot you tell me now&mdash;you, who
+know the danger?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, my dear, I should just think I did," observed
+the antiquary. "There are shoals and pitfalls that
+beset the young, and they would do well to listen to the
+voice of warning ere it is too late, and profit by the
+experience of others, rather than trouble themselves
+about the <i>why</i> and the <i>wherefore</i> of everything."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you mean to say that love <i>is</i> wrong after all,"
+observed Helen.</p>
+
+<p>"Not as long as it remains love," replied Oldstone,
+"but people may <i>make</i> it so."<span class='pagenum'>555</span></p>
+
+<p>"How? I don't understand."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps not, my dear. You have much to learn
+yet. I mean, people <i>will</i> talk, and you can't stop them.
+The world can only judge by appearances. It <i>might</i>
+misjudge you. It might put a false construction on
+your conduct, however innocent."</p>
+
+<p>"But that would be wrong, unjust, and cruel."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps so, my dear. It very often is."</p>
+
+<p>"Are the gentlemen of the club the world?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, part of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Would they tell stories about me?"</p>
+
+<p>"If they thought they saw anything suspicious in
+your conduct."</p>
+
+<p>Helen reflected for a moment and then said, "I don't
+know what they could find suspicious in my conduct."</p>
+
+<p>"No, my pet, neither do I," answered the kind old
+man with a benevolent smile. "The fact is, there are
+so many people in the world who find other people's
+business more interesting than their own; and even
+when they are unable to find a flaw in their neighbour's
+character, they will make one. Therefore, avoid the
+appearance of evil."</p>
+
+<p>"Still, I don't understand," began Helen.</p>
+
+<p>"No, my dear, and what's more, I can't explain,"
+observed the old man. "But <i>this</i> I can tell you. The
+brute world, in cases of love, exacts marriage as the
+hallmark of respectability. It can see nothing but
+harm in the love of two young pure souls, however
+platonic&mdash;I mean innocent. They look upon it as<span class='pagenum'>556</span>
+dangerous, to say the least, and the only way to satisfy
+them and avoid scandal is to <i>marry</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"I never thought about marrying," said Helen.
+"Cannot two persons love each other just the same
+without either thinking of marriage?"</p>
+
+<p>"They <i>could</i> I suppose, but the world would soon
+make it hot for them. They would have to pay for
+defying the world."</p>
+
+<p>"Pay!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and dearly too. Pay for it by seeing the
+finger of scorn directed towards them&mdash;the cold shoulder
+of respectability and self-righteousness; by being forced
+to listen to vile gossip and scandalous reports; shunned
+by those far viler than themselves; bear up against the
+ribald jeers of the vile populace, till their lives become
+a burden to them, and they would finally be compelled
+to confess that they would have done better for their
+own peace and comfort if they had humoured the vile
+rabble and <i>married</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Does love without marriage mean all that?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid it does, my girl; I am afraid it does.
+At least, I wouldn't advise you to brave the world. It
+isn't worth it. If you can't marry, you had better not
+encourage love."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see that it matters to them if I love or if I
+don't," observed the girl.</p>
+
+<p>"Neither do I, my dear," answered her counsellor,
+"and if people would mind their own business, the
+world would be happier."<span class='pagenum'>557</span></p>
+
+<p>"It seems so mean and paltry to be always prying
+into other people's affairs. I can't tell why they do it.
+I am sure I should never take the trouble. How is it,
+Mr. Oldstone?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear," replied the old man, "I can't tell you
+how these things are, but so they are."</p>
+
+<p>At this juncture the voice of Dame Hearty was
+heard calling for her daughter. The door then opened,
+and the head of our hostess appeared.</p>
+
+<p>"Come now, Helen," cried our worthy dame, rather
+petulantly, "I have been looking for you all over the
+house. You knew I was waiting for you in the kitchen."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't blame her, mother," interceded the kind
+antiquary. "It is all <i>my</i> fault. I have been detaining
+her perhaps over long, just for a friendly chat."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, very well, sir," replied the landlady with a
+bland smile, "but if you don't mind me taking her
+away now, as I am rather behind-hand with the work."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, Dame Hearty," said Mr. Oldstone, with
+a wave of the hand.</p>
+
+<p>Helen followed her mother, and the door closed
+behind them. Then our antiquary occupied himself
+vigorously with his writing, until the other members of
+the club returned from their ramble, hungry for their
+mid-day meal.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>558</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER X.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It is not our object to weary the reader with superfluous
+details relating to the doings and sayings of the
+members of the club, nor to follow up the story of their
+lives from day to day. We will, therefore, suppose
+some two years to have passed away since our artist's
+departure for Rome. In two years' time much may
+transpire, <i>i.e.</i>, in a large town where there is much
+business and traffic. In this ancient hostelry, however,
+situated about a mile from any habitable dwelling, things
+went on from year to year in much the same monotonous
+way. Jack Hearty was just as genial and attentive
+as ever, and looked no older. Dame Hearty was just
+as active, bustling, and good-humoured. And Helen,
+what of her? Ah! here <i>was</i> a change. Was she
+falling into a decline? Did her cheek grow paler and
+paler, her step listless, her eye vacant, her manner distracted?
+No; nothing of the sort. All these signs had
+vanished long ago, thanks to a course of steel that Dr.
+Bleedem had prescribed for her, and insisted on her
+taking. What a feather in the good doctor's cap it was
+when he saw the sallow, sunken face fill out, the rose of
+perfect health once more return to her cheek, the<span class='pagenum'>559</span>
+elasticity to her step, and the merry ring to her voice.
+No wonder he blew his own trumpet. Who would not
+have done the same?</p>
+
+<p>But there was one among the members who smiled
+quietly, and with an air of superiority, whenever the
+doctor vaunted himself.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know what you mean, sir," said Dr.
+Bleedem, one day, irritated at what he conceived to be
+an expression of incredulity on our antiquary's countenance,
+"but if you think that my medicine did not effect
+the marvellous cure we have been discussing, I should
+like to know what did, that's all."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir," replied Mr. Oldstone, still with a
+quizzical look in his eye, "I said nothing."</p>
+
+<p>The doctor, far from being pacified, gave a snort,
+then resumed severely, "And I'll tell you what it is,
+Oldstone, if you don't take more care of your constitution,
+you won't last much longer. You may depend
+upon that. If you pass many more nights like that one
+on the eve of Mr. McGuilp's departure, and think that you
+know better than I do, your sand will run speedily down.
+Then will follow a state of utter prostration&mdash;the death
+rattle&mdash;the silent tomb. Ha! ha! how will you like
+that?"</p>
+
+<p>Having thus delivered himself, this son of &AElig;sculapius
+felt better, and deeming he had completely vanquished
+his antagonist, he proceeded to fill his yard of clay with
+some of his most pungent tobacco, lighted it, and
+throwing himself back in his chair, and crossing his<span class='pagenum'>560</span>
+legs, gave several defiant puffs at his pipe, causing the
+smoke to stream through his nostrils, which gave him
+somewhat the appearance of a fiery dragon.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, man," said Mr. Oldstone, meekly, "don't
+croak like a bird of ill omen. It is like having the
+skeleton at the feast, as was the custom amongst the
+ancient Egyptians."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, by Gumdragon! it is," assented the leech,
+"and it would be good for several of you if you profited
+by the lesson, for I could mention some who have progressed
+precious little since those times."</p>
+
+<p>"Come, come, doctor," insisted Oldstone, "I've
+seen you yourself take very kindly to your little glass of
+punch at our convivial meetings." (Here the antiquary
+winked furtively at some of the older members, as if he
+had scored something.)</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir; never to the extent of being carried to bed
+helplessly drunk, as I have seen you, sir&mdash;not unfrequently,
+I regret to say," replied the doctor, indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>A general laugh from all the members of the club,
+in which our antiquary heartily joined, was a signal for a
+cessation of hostilities, and good humour was restored.</p>
+
+<p>It may interest our readers, before we go further, to
+learn some news of our artist since his departure. According
+to his promise he had written, first from London and
+later from Rome, to announce his safe arrival. He had
+written many times since, and always to Mr. Oldstone.
+His first letters had been short, and contained little more
+than the bare news we have stated; desiring, at the same<span class='pagenum'>561</span>
+time, to be remembered to all the inmates of the hostel,
+including our landlord and his family.</p>
+
+<p>These letters were promptly and voluminously replied
+to by our antiquary, who, besides local news, of which
+there was certainly a dearth, managed to fill up his
+letters with wise saws and some fatherly advice,
+delicately, not obtrusively given&mdash;such as is not unbecoming
+from an elderly man towards one considerably
+his junior. The tone of these letters seemed to call for
+a reply something in the same spirit. It was impossible
+for our artist to ignore the fact that the old man had
+taken a prodigious liking to him&mdash;loved him, in fact, as
+we have said, like a son. He could not reply curtly or
+coldly to words that so evidently came from the good
+man's heart, so he sat him down and penned equally
+long epistles, relating his adventures, the people he had
+met, and the places he had seen; thanking our antiquary at
+the same time for the kindly interest he had always
+taken in him.</p>
+
+<p>It soon became apparent to our artist, from sundry
+hints carefully worded by his antiquarian friend, that the
+latter was no stranger to the secret he held within his
+breast. He doubted not but that all the members of
+the club knew it, and this thought caused him some
+annoyance; but there was something in the veiled
+sympathy of this fatherly old man, with his covert
+innuendos, his tact and discretion, that touched him
+deeply, and made it impossible not to open his heart to
+him and pour forth the secrets of his soul.<span class='pagenum'>562</span></p>
+
+<p>The ice was broken. Letters poured in thicker than
+ever, and the other members, recognising always the
+same handwriting, wondered what there could be so
+much in common between a young man like McGuilp
+and one of Mr. Oldstone's years. Moreover, they
+noticed that the antiquary never vouchsafed to read
+these letters aloud, merely certain portions here and
+there, where it referred to themselves, and these were
+short enough, while they watched their aged member as
+he gloated over page after page of close writing with
+evident satisfaction. There seemed a certain want of
+confidence in this, which each secretly resented; but
+they said nothing, merely venting their spleen among
+themselves by alluding to our artist as "the old un's
+prot&eacute;g&eacute;."</p>
+
+<p>Now, about a year previous, Mr. Oldstone had
+received some important news from his young friend in
+Rome. He had lately completed a life-size half-length
+portrait, in which he had made use of the study he had
+taken of our landlord's daughter. The head he had
+copied from this study, but he had added a figure,
+which made it more interesting as a picture. The work
+had been finished in Rome, and sent to England to be
+exhibited at the Royal Academy, then held at Somerset
+House. It had not only been accepted, but hung upon
+the line, besides receiving high eulogiums from the
+President, Sir Joshua Reynolds, who, on a private view
+day, had been observed holding forth before a knot of
+students and expatiating upon the merits of this <i>chef
+d'&#339;uvre</i>.<span class='pagenum'>563</span></p>
+
+<p>One of the students, a friend of our artist, had
+written to him to congratulate him on his success, at
+the same time enclosing him a slip from the <i>Athen&aelig;um</i>,
+being a critique in which his work was extolled to the
+skies, and alluded to as <i>the</i> picture of the season, and
+the painter as "a great genius who had taken the world
+by storm, and had already reached the temple of fame."</p>
+
+<p>This excerpt our artist in his turn enclosed to his
+friend Oldstone, and wound up his letter by saying that
+the picture had already been sold for a considerable
+sum to Lord Landborough, a great patron of art, who
+possessed a magnificent gallery at his country seat,
+Feathernest, in Middleshire, filled with the choicest
+specimens of ancient and modern art, in which company
+our artist's picture, which he had chosen to
+designate "The Landlord's Daughter," was destined to
+find a place. In a postscript he referred to having just
+read an account of a visit from their Majesties King
+George III. and Queen Charlotte to Somerset House.
+They had taken their eldest son, George, Prince of
+Wales, with them to see the pictures. It is reported
+that the young prince was so enamoured of the portrait
+entitled "The Landlord's Daughter," that he cried when
+they took him away, and said that he wanted her for his
+nurse. His Majesty, ever indulgent towards his children,
+suggested that to discover the original of the portrait
+would not be impossible, in which case&mdash;&mdash;. But here
+his royal spouse interposed, and with a vicious tap at
+her snuff-box declared she would never allow such a face<span class='pagenum'>564</span>
+in <i>her</i> household&mdash;not <i>she</i>. So the King of England
+caved in.</p>
+
+<p>Now, our antiquary affected no secrecy with regard
+to this particular letter. There was no reason for it.
+On the contrary, it treated of a public event which, in
+all probability, the members of the club would read for
+themselves in the papers, so calling our host and hostess
+as well as their daughter together, he began thus in the
+presence of all:</p>
+
+<p>"You remember Mr. McGuilp, Jack?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, sir, sure enough," responded our host. "I
+hope he is very well."</p>
+
+<p>"I believe so, Jack," said Oldstone. "Now listen
+to this, all of you."</p>
+
+<p>Here he read the letter aloud, from beginning to
+end, adding, at its conclusion, on his own account,
+"There, I knew my boy had it in him. I saw it from
+the first, as soon as I set eyes on the portrait he
+painted of our Helen."</p>
+
+<p>"Never blush, girl!" ventured Mr. Parnassus, but
+a stern look from Mr. Oldstone checked further banter.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, well!" muttered our landlord. "To
+think that <i>our</i> daughter should have her portrait
+exhibited at the Royal Academy. That the Royal
+family should see it, and, moreover, that it should have
+been bought by a peer of the realm, and paid for
+money down. Why! it passes belief. Don't it Molly?"
+Our hostess thus appealed to by her spouse, admitted
+that it <i>did</i> seem strange, and suggested that perhaps all<span class='pagenum'>565</span>
+that got into the papers might not be true. The
+suggestion was instantly howled down. Cries of "Yes,
+yes, every word of it," from Mr. Crucible. "Especially
+that part where the Queen wouldn't have such a face
+about her at any price," chimed in Professor Cyanite.</p>
+
+<p>"Just like the old cat, jealous of her husband,"
+added Mr. Blackdeed.</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly so," agreed Dr. Bleedem.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen, gentlemen, a truce to this," now interrupted
+Mr. Oldstone. "I propose that we meet together
+this evening at eight o'clock, over a steaming bowl of
+rum punch, such as our good host here understands so
+well how to brew, and that we drink to the health of
+our artist friend, with a three times three." This
+proposition was unanimously applauded, and subsequently
+carried out. We much fear that on this
+occasion our worthy chairman was again carried away
+rather too much by his&mdash;emotion.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning our antiquary came down late for
+breakfast, rather muddled in the upper regions, with,
+moreover, several sharp twinges of gout, which reminded
+him that he was not so young as he used to be. His
+coffee had got cold, and he had been left to finish his
+breakfast alone, all the other members having been
+drawn away to their several avocations.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you want anything, sir?" asked Helen,
+appearing at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, yes, my girl," answered Oldstone. "I want
+you to sit down here, and keep me company."<span class='pagenum'>566</span></p>
+
+<p>"I can't stay for long, sir," replied Helen. "Mother
+is sure to be calling me."</p>
+
+<p>"No matter. Wait till she calls. Now, Helen, tell
+me, what do you think of that letter I read out to you
+yesterday&mdash;eh?"</p>
+
+<p>For answer Helen rubbed her hands together for
+joy, and flushed all over her face. Then clasping her
+hands upon her breast, and looking upwards, muttered
+as if unconscious of anyone's presence, "I <i>knew</i>, I
+knew he loved me!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I am afraid he does, you dangerous young
+puss," observed Oldstone. "Too much so for his
+peace of mind, poor boy!"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps, but not more than <i>I</i> love <i>him</i>. <i>That</i>
+were impossible."</p>
+
+<p>"And you're not afraid of confessing as much to <i>me</i>,
+you brazen hussy?" demanded the old man, playfully
+chucking her under the chin.</p>
+
+<p>"To <i>you</i>, you know I am not," replied the girl. "To
+you, sir, I feel I could, nay, I <i>must</i>, tell everything, and
+oh! it <i>is</i> such a comfort to have a real true friend from
+whom one need hide nothing!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, my dear," said Oldstone, "I am sure I
+have always wished to be your true friend, but whether
+I am doing right in encouraging you in a passion which
+cannot end wisely&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"It need never end," interrupted Helen. "I will
+love him eternally, even if he should cease to love <i>me</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"You would!" exclaimed the antiquary with
+surprise, looking at her curiously.<span class='pagenum'>567</span></p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir, I would. What of that?"</p>
+
+<p>"But if he could not marry you," rejoined her
+counsellor.</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't I tell you that the thought of marriage
+never entered my head," persisted the girl.</p>
+
+<p>"You did, my child, but it won't do in this world,"
+and the old man shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"What! can I not love the man of my choice&mdash;especially
+if I know that he loves me? Who will
+prevent me loving him, thinking of him, praying for
+him, <i>dying</i> for him, if need be? Who shall tear his
+image from my heart, through whatever trials I may
+have to pass for <i>his</i> sake?"</p>
+
+<p>"Helen, you are a noble girl?" cried our antiquary
+with enthusiasm. I have no more arguments to use. I
+wish there were a few more like you in the world. But
+hark ye, my child, there are others who have felt like
+yourself for a time&mdash;but how long has it lasted?</p>
+
+<p>"The greater part of your sex, I fear, find it easy to
+overthrow an old love for a new one. Then follow
+other new ones in succession, till they end perhaps in
+marrying someone they don't love, and can't love; all
+for wealth, title, or position."</p>
+
+<p>"You surely don't think <i>I</i> could be so base, Mr.
+Oldstone," cried the girl, recoiling in horror.</p>
+
+<p>"No, my dear. That is the very last thing I should
+believe of <i>you</i>," replied her friend.</p>
+
+<p>"I am glad of that," said the girl.</p>
+
+<p>"Helen!" cried the voice of Dame Hearty, outside;<span class='pagenum'>568</span>
+"Where are you?" "Here, mother," answered her
+daughter. "I was only having a word with Mr.
+Oldstone," and she hurried away, leaving the antiquary
+alone with his writing materials.</p>
+
+<p>The breakfast having been cleared away, Oldstone
+drew his chair up to the table and proceeded to pen a
+reply to his young prot&eacute;g&eacute;. When the letter was
+concluded, our antiquary reperused it, carefully dotting
+each <i>i</i> and crossing each <i>t</i>, until he found no more to
+correct.</p>
+
+<p>If our reader is not more scrupulous than we are
+ourselves, he will join us, in imagination, in an act not
+generally considered respectable&mdash;viz., that of playing
+the spy on the old man, by peering over his shoulder,
+and reading what he has written, before he folds it up,
+seals it, and sends it to the post.</p>
+
+<div class="bblockquot">
+
+<p class="center"><i>Letter from Mr. Oldstone to Mr. Vandyke McGuilp.</i></p>
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My Dear Boy</span>,</p>
+
+<p> &nbsp; &nbsp; "I cannot express to you the joy and pride I
+felt in perusing your last letter, and I hasten to offer you
+my best congratulations, and I think I may add those
+of the rest of our members, on having achieved what I
+must needs call such unprecedented success. I read
+your letter, together with the critique from the
+<i>Athen&aelig;um</i> enclosed, aloud, before the whole club, our
+worthy host and his family being also present. You
+should have seen the blush that suffused our dear
+Helen's cheek at the mention of the success of her<span class='pagenum'>569</span>
+portrait. It was as if she had said, 'Lo, he has become
+great, and all through <i>me</i>. <i>My</i> face it was that
+inspired him to achieve such fame. <i>My</i> prayers and
+good wishes that buoyed him up with energy to thus
+distinguish himself!' Some such thoughts must have
+passed through her mind, if I am any reader of faces&mdash;and
+I think I am.</p>
+
+<p>"One of the younger members seemed disposed to
+offer some banter, but I frowned him down. I never
+will sanction any unseemly levity towards that girl, or
+allow her to be treated as if she were a mere hackneyed
+barmaid, used to the coarse jokes of any Tom, Dick or
+Harry. To me she is something very precious, and I
+love her as my own child. Poor little one! She
+always comes to me for sympathy in her troubles. Not
+even to her own parents will she confide everything&mdash;much
+less to the other members. If you were to see
+the change that has come over her of late! She has
+lost all that raw awkwardness so common to growing
+girls, and has now developed into mature womanhood.</p>
+
+<p>"Since your departure, young man, I could not but
+pity the poor child with her sunken cheek, her downcast
+eyes, and listless manner. I knew she had a secret
+that weighed upon her, and I guessed what it was. I
+came forward to offer her my friendship and advice,
+and encouraged her to open her heart to me. The
+poor child's gratitude was so touching! There <i>must</i> be
+an outburst when the heart is full, and she could
+confide in no one else.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>570</span>"Ever
+since she found she had a true friend to lean
+on, I have noticed a marked change in the girl. The
+rose returned to her cheek, the light to her eye, an
+expression came into her face that I never observed
+before&mdash;nay, a variety of expressions which seem to
+chase each other with marvellous rapidity over a
+countenance lovely, intelligent, and pure.</p>
+
+<p>"Dr. Bleedem, poor man! seeing her looking mopish,
+prescribed her a course of steel medicine. She declares
+that he only gave her one dose, which he made her
+take in his presence. The rest of the medicine he left
+her to take by herself. Now the girl insists positively
+that, not liking the medicine, she threw it all away.</p>
+
+<p>"Dr. Bleedem, of course, is under the impression
+that she took it all, and naturally attributes her sudden
+change of health for the better to his drugs. I am of
+opinion that it was medicine of another sort that
+brought back the roses to her cheek. She is now
+eighteen, and by our peasantry would be considered of
+a marriageable age; but oh! I <i>do</i> begrudge her to any
+of these country bumpkins, who come in for their mug
+of ale and their chaff. There is no one for miles round
+anything like good enough for her. Of one thing,
+however, I feel quite certain, and that is, that she would
+never allow herself to be coaxed, cajoled, or threatened
+into marrying any man whom she did not love, however
+advantageous the match might appear in the eyes of the
+world. No, the girl has character, and would never
+give her hand where she had not set her affections.<span class='pagenum'>571</span>
+She would far sooner not marry at all. Whoever
+should win her affections will be a lucky man, for he
+will get a treasure in such a wife.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse the wanderings of an old dotard, my friend,
+but when I once get upon this topic, I am inexhaustible;
+and as for local news, there simply is none. When last
+I spoke to Helen about writing to you, she desired me
+to send her duty to you. Pretty soul! <i>duty</i> indeed.
+Now, my dear boy, I must really draw this epistle to a
+close. Trusting that you are enjoying the best of health
+and spirits, and wishing you continued and ever
+increasing success in your art.</p>
+
+<p style='text-align: right'>
+"I remain, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
+"Your doting but affectionate old friend,<br />
+"<span class="smcap">Obadiah Oldstone</span>." &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>We have said that Mr. Oldstone was prompt in
+answering the letters of his prot&eacute;g&eacute;. Neither was our
+artist, as a rule, tardy in answering those of his aged
+friend. Seldom more than a month passed between a
+letter and its answer, on either side. Yet to this letter
+no reply came. Month followed month, and no
+tidings arrived of our artist. Such delay was most
+unusual, and Mr. Oldstone now began to be seriously
+alarmed. What had happened to the boy? Was he
+ill? He knew by experience that the summer months
+in Rome were extremely unhealthy, on account of
+the malaria. Was he laid up with Roman fever? Had
+he met with an accident? Or was there anything in<span class='pagenum'>572</span>
+the tone of his letter that had given offence? He tried
+to recollect. No, he thought not; in fact, he did not
+know what to think. The gloomiest fancies rushed
+across his mind as he paced the breakfast room alone.</p>
+
+<p>Presently his eye caught the portrait of Helen, that
+McGuilp had presented to the club, and which he,
+Oldstone, had with his own hands hung up over the
+mantel. "Ah! my pretty puss," said he, addressing
+the painted canvas smiling down at him, "I dare not
+infect you with my fears. I don't want to make <i>you</i>
+unhappy."</p>
+
+<p>Just then the door gaped ajar, and the original of
+the portrait appeared at the opening. As the antiquary
+had not yet noticed her, his eyes being still fixed on the
+portrait, Helen stepped into the room and closed the
+door behind her. Then, walking straight up to Oldstone,
+she said, "Please sir, has anything happened?"</p>
+
+<p>"Happened, my dear! What should happen in this
+dead-and-alive place? Nothing ever happens here."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! sir," rejoined Helen, "you but evade my
+question. You know what I would ask."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear, how should I?" demanded her friend
+and counsellor, with most provoking <i>sang froid</i>.</p>
+
+<p>A gesture of impatience escaped the girl. Then
+fixing her eyes steadily on those of the antiquary, as if
+to read his inmost soul, she said with some approach to
+severity in her tone, "Mr. Oldstone, you are keeping
+something from me. Something has happened to Mr.
+McGuilp, and you won't tell me what it is."<span class='pagenum'>573</span></p>
+
+<p>"On my honour, my sweet child," replied her
+friend, "I know no more than you do yourself. I wish
+I did. Here have I been waiting now about six months
+for a reply to my letter, when he used often to write by
+return of post. I can't make head or tail of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Then something <i>is</i> wrong, you may depend upon
+it," cried the girl. "Oh, dear! oh, dear! Surely he is
+laid up with some dreadful illness&mdash;away from me, and
+in a strange country, with no one to attend upon him.
+Oh, merciful Heaven! help him! Oh, help him. Whatever
+it is, let me know the worst!"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to frighten you, my pet," broke in
+Oldstone; "but I own I am much perplexed myself.
+Perhaps he never received the letter. Sometimes letters
+get lost. At any rate, we'll hope for the best."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, sir, sir!" cried the girl in agony, "do you
+think that likely?"</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, my dear. Why not? All sorts of things
+happen to prevent letters arriving&mdash;especially those sent
+abroad. Vessels go down at sea; the mail may be
+detained by an accident. Who can tell? Come, cheer
+up, girl; there is no good in brooding. If I don't hear
+from him in another week I'll write again."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not write at once, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bad idea, Helen; so I will."</p>
+
+<p>At this juncture voices and footsteps were heard outside.
+The other members of the club had just returned
+in time for their mid-day meal. So the letter was postponed.<span class='pagenum'>574</span></p>
+
+<p>Helen ran to lay the cloth, and the repast was served.
+The meal being over, pipes were lit, and some desultory
+conversation ensued, interspersed with wonderments
+about our artist's long silence and suggestions as to the
+reason of it. The weather still being fine, the members
+suggested a stroll, so off they went together, Mr. Oldstone
+being also of the party. Thus, what with one
+interruption and what with another, the writing of the
+letter was put off for that day.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>575</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Next morning, in the middle of breakfast, a knock
+was heard at the door, and our landlord let himself in
+with the newspaper in his hand and an expression like
+a sphinx on his face. He closed the door quietly after
+him, and walking up to Mr. Oldstone presented him
+with the paper, at the same time silently pointing out to
+him a paragraph that he had already marked with his
+thumb-nail. The door was no sooner closed than it
+silently re-opened, apparently by itself, and remained
+some three or four inches ajar. Few noticed this, or
+would have given it a thought if they had. Their
+attention was rivetted on Mr. Oldstone, as he settled his
+spectacles on his nose preparatory to reading out some
+tit-bit of news.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh! What!" exclaimed the antiquary, trembling,
+and turning pale with extreme emotion. "Just listen to
+this, gentlemen, all of you:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="bblockquot">
+<p class="center">
+"'<span class="smcap">Captured by the Brigands.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>"'The well-known artist, Mr. Vandyke McGuilp,
+whose picture of "The Landlord's Daughter" caused
+such a <i>furore</i> last exhibition at the Royal Academy,
+whilst taking a trip in the Sabine Mountains, in the<span class='pagenum'>576</span>
+vicinity of Rome, to recuperate his health, was suddenly
+surrounded by a band of brigands, about twelve in
+number, who sprang upon him from an ambush and
+compelled him to surrender. The painter was alone
+and unarmed, besides being hampered by the materials
+of his art. All resistance would have been worse than
+useless, so, finding himself perfectly defenceless, he had
+no choice but to "stand and deliver." They seized his
+gold watch and other trinkets, as well as all the coin
+that he carried about him. Not satisfied with this, they
+forced him to tramp with them high up in the fastnesses
+of the mountains, where he still remains in daily and
+hourly peril of his life. The brigand chief has demanded
+an exorbitant ransom, and threatens that if it does not
+arrive within five days they will cut off his ears and send
+them to his friends in a letter. Any attempt at rescue,
+they declare, will at once seal the fate of their captive.
+His position is one to cause the greatest anxiety to his
+friends, as the barbarity of these desperadoes is well
+known.'"</p></div>
+
+<p>Our antiquary had proceeded thus far when all
+present were startled by a smothered shriek, which was
+followed by a dull thud, as from a heavy fall. All rushed
+to the door, and flung it open. Helen had fainted.</p>
+
+<p>Need we relate with what agility Dr. Bleedem leapt
+to the fore; how carefully he raised the slim form in his
+arms, cut her stay lace, and applied restoratives; then,
+finally, with the assistance of our host, carried his
+patient upstairs, where he deposited her on her own<span class='pagenum'>577</span>
+little bed, administering in every way to her comfort&mdash;this
+we will leave to the imagination of the reader&mdash;whilst,
+in the breakfast-room below, the various members
+talked to each other in subdued tones, and Mr.
+Oldstone looked thoughtful.</p>
+
+<p>"Humph! I think I can see through the spoke of
+<i>that</i> wheel," muttered Mr. Hardcase to his neighbour.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, a dreadful blow though, poor girl!" sighed
+Mr. Parnassus.</p>
+
+<p>"Quite dramatic in its effect," remarked Mr.
+Blackdeed.</p>
+
+<p>A snort came from Mr. Oldstone, who had turned
+his back on the group and begun reperusing the
+newspaper that he had thrust into his capacious pocket,
+when Dr. Bleedem re-entered the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, doctor," inquired Professor Cyanite, "and
+what of your patient?"</p>
+
+<p>"Recovered now, of course, but dreadfully shaken,"
+replied our medico. "The nervous system has sustained
+a terrible shock. Luckily, she has suffered no injuries
+from her fall."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor young thing!" observed Mr. Crucible,
+compassionately. "Well, who can wonder at it?"</p>
+
+<p>During these remarks, to which Mr. Oldstone paid
+no attention whatever, being absorbed in the reperusal
+of his newspaper, he was suddenly observed to flush as
+with pleasure. His brow cleared, his eye sparkled.
+Then, suddenly rising from his chair, he crumpled
+up his paper, thrust it again into his pocket, rubbed his<span class='pagenum'>578</span>
+hands with satisfaction, then with a relieved expression
+in his face he slowly left the room without a word.</p>
+
+<p>"Wonder what's come over Oldstone!" muttered
+one of them. "He seems quite himself again."</p>
+
+<p>No sooner was our antiquary outside the door than
+he beckoned the landlord aside, who was still looking
+grave, and asked him how he had left his daughter.</p>
+
+<p>"Dreadful cut up like, sir, 'bout somethin' or other,"
+replied that worthy, "but Dr. Bleedem says as how we
+ain't got no call to be afeared, and that when she has
+finished the cordial she'll come round agin as right as
+a trivet."</p>
+
+<p>"Now look here, Jack," began our antiquary,
+rubbing his hands together cheerily, and with difficulty
+repressing his delight. "What'll you bet that in five
+minutes time I don't bring her round again, cordial or
+no cordial?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think you could, sir?" asked our host,
+somewhat incredulously, yet becoming infected, in spite
+of himself, by Mr. Oldstone's assurance and good humour.</p>
+
+<p>"I do, mine host, most certainly I do," replied the
+antiquary.</p>
+
+<p>"Can I see the patient?"</p>
+
+<p>"Willingly, sir," rejoined the landlord. "There is
+her room," and pointed to the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Jack, you shall see which is the best doctor,
+Bleedem or I. If in five minutes I don't lead her out
+by the hand, smiling and in her right mind, my name's
+not Obadiah Oldstone."<span class='pagenum'>579</span></p>
+
+<p>Here, he opened Helen's chamber door, and for the
+space of five minutes was closeted with her, leaving our
+host completely bewildered. The girl started at seeing
+her friend and adviser enter her chamber, and looked at
+him inquiringly. "Helen, my pet," he began, "I am
+the bearer of good news&mdash;news that will do you more
+good than any cordial Dr. Bleedem can give you."</p>
+
+<p>The girl looked hopeful, seeing her counsellor's
+cheerful manner, though her eyes were still red and
+swollen with weeping. "Tell me, tell me!" she cried
+in agony.</p>
+
+<p>"Patience, patience," replied the antiquary, in the
+most provoking manner; "all in due time. Well, my
+dear," he continued, "all that I read out in the paper
+this morning, and which you unfortunately overheard
+(Oh! you wicked puss, for playing the eavesdropper);
+well, child, all that happened a fortnight ago. Since
+then there is later news. The boy has been rescued
+by a band of carabineers who have long been on the
+track of the brigands, who were taken completely by
+surprise. A skirmish took place, and the brigands
+were exterminated to a man; a few only of the
+carabineers being wounded. Your friend, Mr. Vandyke
+McGuilp, was at once set at liberty, and he is now
+enjoying the best of health and spirits. So cheer up,
+girl."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! sir," cried Helen, half laughing and half
+crying, "you are not trying to comfort me by&mdash;&mdash;."</p>
+
+<p>"By a false report," broke in Oldstone. "Certainly<span class='pagenum'>580</span>
+not, child. Here, read for yourself. Can't you believe
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>Helen took up the paper with trembling hands, and
+ran her eyes eagerly over the column. Then with a
+sweet smile and sign of relief she sank back on her
+cushions, crying, "Thank God." She then burst out
+again into a fresh fit of weeping, from sheer weakness,
+which, however, soon changed into a laugh. Then
+rousing herself, she leapt from her bed, bathed her face
+with cold water, and having dried it, she seized the hand
+of her aged friend and counsellor and kissed it, saying,
+"God bless you, sir. You were ever my good angel."</p>
+
+<p>"Then follow me downstairs, and look as beaming
+as you can. Your parents will wonder at the change, but
+I shall say nothing." Seizing her hand, Oldstone led
+her down the flight of steps, at the foot of which stood
+her father, watch in hand.</p>
+
+<p>"There, Jack," said the antiquary in triumph,
+"What did I say? Have I been successful? Look at
+her, and tell me if I am a good doctor or no."</p>
+
+<p>Our host scanned his daughter's now happy features,
+then turning to Mr. Oldstone, he said, "Well, sir, its
+just wonderful! It's like witchcraft a'most. I don't
+know what you have been doing to her, sir, but I never
+see such a change in my life."</p>
+
+<p>Here Dame Hearty made her appearance, caressed
+her daughter, and began to ask questions.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, no questions, Dame Hearty, from either you
+or your husband," broke in Oldstone. "That's our secret.<span class='pagenum'>581</span>
+You may, if you like, set it down to Dr. Bleedem's
+cordial."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we won't bother her, if as how you don't
+wish it, sir," answered her father. Helen then followed
+her mother into the kitchen, and was soon slaving
+away harder than she had ever done before in her life.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, boys," said Mr. Oldstone, cheerily, addressing
+his fellow-members as they looked enquiringly at
+him on his return, "I suppose you want to know the
+reason of the change in my countenance since the
+morning. Well, take this paper and read for yourselves.
+You will see where I have marked it." Here he handed
+the paper to Mr. Hardcase, who, taking it from him,
+proceeded to read the account of our artist's fortunate
+rescue from the brigands by the carabineers, which we
+need not repeat.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" observed the lawyer, at the conclusion,
+"this accounts for everything. Now, Oldstone, if you
+had read this article first, and the other afterwards, we
+should have been spared a scene."</p>
+
+<p>Oldstone answered with something like a snort,
+"Bah! who could tell that the girl was eavesdropping?"
+Then noticing the quizzical expression on the faces of
+some of the members, and guessing that they were
+about to make Helen's little love episode a subject for
+discussion or banter, he raised his hand as if in prohibition,
+being determined to nip it in the bud, and
+bringing it down with a bang on the table, he began,
+"Gentlemen, to change the conversation, I propose<span class='pagenum'>582</span>
+that we celebrate our young friend McGuilp's miraculous
+escape from his captors by assembling this evening
+round a merry bowl of punch&mdash;eh, doctor?&mdash;and drinking
+his health with a three times three."</p>
+
+<p>"Take care, Oldstone!" remonstrated Dr. Bleedem;
+but the rest of the members applauded the proposition
+of the chairman, and prevailed. In fact, a merry evening
+was spent, when our artist's health was drunk, as
+proposed, as well as that of all his family and belongings.
+Our host was then called in, and had to drain a
+glass to the health and prosperity of our artist. Dame
+Hearty was next called in, and had to do the same. One
+of the members voted for Helen also drinking the toast.</p>
+
+<p>Before Oldstone could offer any opposition, our
+landlord called out, "Now, then, Helen, my girl, come
+and drink to the health and prosperity of Mr. McGuilp,
+your portrait painter, with a hip, hip, hip, hurrah!&mdash;d'ye
+hear? Come, now, you can't get out of it."</p>
+
+<p>The girl would willingly have hidden herself, and
+had literally to be dragged in by her father, blushing
+and timid. Loud cheers greeted the girl's appearance,
+and a glass was filled for her from the punch-bowl by
+Mr. Oldstone himself with the silver ladle, at the bottom
+of which a golden guinea had been inlaid.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, my girl," said Mr. Oldstone, "toss it off.
+No harm in just one glass. Now, then, all&mdash;to the
+health of our absent artist friend, Mr. Vandyke
+McGuilp, and all his belongings&mdash;also to his speedy
+return&mdash;with a hip, hip, hip, hurrah!"<span class='pagenum'>583</span></p>
+
+<p>With a charming modesty and grace, like that of a
+high-born lady, did this simple country girl join in the
+toast proposed; then, putting down her glass on the
+table, she curtseyed elegantly to the company, and
+wishing them all good-night retired.</p>
+
+<p>Loud applause followed this flying visit of Helen to
+their orgie, and they would have recalled her; but a
+glance from Mr. Oldstone kept them in check. At
+midnight the party broke up, and each returned to his
+bed comfortable, without having indulged to excess,
+and even Mr. Oldstone walked bravely off to his bed
+unassisted.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>584</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>A week had passed since our last chapter. Our
+antiquary, finding himself once more alone, had brought
+out his writing materials, determined no longer to put off
+his much-delayed letter to his friend, when a smart tap
+at the door, and immediately afterwards the entry of our
+host's pretty daughter, caused him to look up. She
+appeared more radiant than ever, and held up a bulky
+epistle with a foreign post mark. Full well she knew
+the handwriting. It was addressed to Mr. Oldstone, as
+usual, so she placed it in his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"At last!" exclaimed the antiquary. "Now we
+shall see for ourselves. Sit down, my girl, sit down."</p>
+
+<p>The invitation had been hardly given when the
+daughter of our host had already seated herself, and
+leaning her elbow on the table and her head in her
+hand, looked all attention.</p>
+
+<p>Oldstone broke the seal, put on his spectacles, and
+thus began:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="bblockquot">
+<p class="center"><i>Letter from Mr. Vandyke McGuilp to Mr. Oldstone.</i></p>
+
+<p style='text-align: right'>"Rome, Oct. &mdash;, 17&mdash;. &nbsp; &nbsp; </p>
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My Esteemed Friend</span>,</p>
+
+<p> &nbsp; &nbsp; "I offer you my most humble apologies for my<span class='pagenum'>585</span>
+delay in answering your interesting and most welcome
+letter, which, in fact, I have only just received. You
+will see by what follows that there were some extenuating
+circumstances, which may go far towards exculpating
+my apparent neglect. Your letter arrived at the
+'Caf&eacute; Greco,' where I usually have my letters directed,
+the day after my departure from Rome. They could
+not forward it, not knowing my whereabouts, so I did
+not get it until after my return.</p>
+
+<p>"I must now go back some months to explain to
+you how, from over anxiety about finishing a picture, I
+had put off my trip for the summer so late as to be about
+the last man left in Rome; for all those who can abandon
+the Eternal City before the great heat comes on. At
+the time I speak of I actually believe there were more
+statues in Rome than living men. The models even
+had all returned to their respective villages, and the steps
+of the Spanish Staircase in the Piazza di Spagna were
+deserted. You may remember, sir, how even in your
+day they congregated in groups on this broad and
+elegant flight of steps, waiting for custom, lighting up
+the scene with their bright costumes. Well, the heat
+grew at length unbearable, till, what with over-work and
+the climate, I found myself prostrate with Roman fever.
+I was necessarily confined to my bed, and it was with
+difficulty that I could find a doctor. At last they sent
+me a Capuchin friar, who professed to have some knowledge
+of medical science&mdash;very limited, I should imagine,
+though perhaps enough for my purpose. He prescribed<span class='pagenum'>586</span>
+me medicine, and sent to attend upon me the cobbler's
+wife, who lives on the ground floor, and who makes my
+bed and sweeps out my room for me. The poor old
+woman has a sick husband, and looks far from healthy
+herself. She is yellow, almost toothless, with a strong
+beard, very far from clean&mdash;and oh! her breath! There,
+I will say no more. The poor old thing did her best, no
+doubt, and I don't want to be ungrateful. I couldn't
+help wishing, I remember, that instead of being laid up
+here I could have been laid up in England&mdash;somewhere
+in the country&mdash;say at the 'Headless Lady,' and had the
+pretty Helen to wait upon me. It would be worth
+while getting ill then."</p></div>
+
+<p>"Stay," broke in Helen; "does he say that? Let
+me see. You are not joking with me, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, my dear," answered Oldstone, "I am not
+joking. You may see for yourself; but I don't know if
+I ought to read you all this nonsense. Won't it content
+you just to know that he is alive and well?"</p>
+
+<p>Without heeding her friend and counsellor, Helen
+rubbed her hands together with glee, and laughed, saying,
+"Oh! I <i>do</i> wish he would come and be ill in our
+house&mdash;oh! no, I don't mean that, do I? I mean
+that he would come and live here altogether, without
+being ill, and that I could be with him always, all day
+long, and never leave him."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, my dear," replied Oldstone; "I know what
+you mean. You would like&mdash;there, never mind. The
+thing can't be, so what is the use of thinking about him?"<span class='pagenum'>587</span></p>
+
+<p>"Why not, if it makes me happy?" was the rejoinder.</p>
+
+<p>"There, there, I can never argue with a woman,"
+muttered Oldstone. "I've a good mind not to read
+you any more of his nonsense."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Oldstone," cried Helen, "you know you
+couldn't be so cruel."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my dear," asked her friend, "what more do
+you want to know? I can't wade knee-deep through
+all this. There isn't time. Your mother will be calling
+you soon."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, sir, please. Just a little more before
+mother calls. Then I'll go at once," pleaded Helen,
+coaxingly.</p>
+
+<p>The antiquary was as wax in her hands. "Well,
+then, he goes on to say:"</p>
+
+<div class="bblockquot">
+<p>"As soon as I was fairly recovered, I thought I
+would delay my holiday no longer, and accordingly took
+the diligence, only too glad to leave the infected city
+behind me, and to breathe a little fresh mountain air.
+What a complete change of climate I experienced high
+up in these mountain regions! And, oh! I cannot
+describe to you the extreme beauty and wildness of the
+scenery; the quaintness of some of these mountain
+villages, and the primitive state of their inhabitants!
+I had not been long in one of these out-of-the-way
+places when one morning I was tramping along in search
+of the picturesque, laden with my painting materials,
+when from behind some rocky crags some dozen
+brigands surrounded me.<span class='pagenum'>588</span></p>
+
+<p>"'<i>Faccia in terra</i>' (face on the ground), cried the
+brigand chief and the rest of the band in chorus, as
+they levelled their carbines at me.</p>
+
+<p>"I was alone and unarmed, so had no choice but to
+do as I was commanded, so I prostrated myself, face to
+the ground. Several brigands came forward to search
+me, robbed me of my gold watch and all my loose cash.
+Then they opened my pocket-book, where, besides finding
+paper money, they came upon my passport. This
+they handed to their chief.</p>
+
+<p>"'So,' said he, after perusing it; 'so it seems you
+are an Englishman. Good. The English are rich.
+You must put up with our company until your friends
+can disburse the sum of ten thousand pounds sterling.'</p>
+
+<p>"In vain I tried to explain to him that I was only a
+poor artist, who earned his living by the sweat of his
+brow. I saw I was not believed.</p>
+
+<p>"'But you have rich friends,' he persisted. 'I know
+it by your face; so you don't fool me.'</p>
+
+<p>"He then made a sign for me to follow them, so I
+had to tramp higher and higher up into the mountains,
+till I was ready to drop, while these well trained
+mountaineers leapt from crag to crag with the agility
+of a chamois, till they reached a cave, where they halted."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>"There, Helen, run along," said Mr. Oldstone, as he
+had got thus far. "There's your mother calling you."</p>
+
+<p>Off rushed Helen to her mother, who was waiting
+for her at the door of the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, girl," cried Dame Hearty, "I can't think<span class='pagenum'>589</span>
+what you find to talk about with Mr. Oldstone every
+day. You are quite losing your head. Now, set to
+work, for we are terribly behind-hand."</p>
+
+<p>The door once closed upon Helen, our antiquary
+read his friend's letter slowly through to the end. It
+gave an elaborate account of our artist's experience with
+the brigands, which we need not relate. Stay!&mdash;here
+was something at the end of the letter, marked "Private,"
+that promised to be interesting. What could it be?</p>
+
+<div class="bblockquot"><p>"(<i>Private.</i>)&mdash;I must now touch upon a subject
+which causes me the greatest anxiety. A report has
+reached me through an artist friend, who was staying on
+a visit to Lord Landborough, who, you will remember,
+bought my picture entitled 'The Landlord's Daughter.'
+Amongst other visitors at his country seat who were there
+at the time was one Lord Scampford, a young sprig of
+nobility, rich, accomplished, but of infamous character;
+a gamester, and a profligate of the first water, who had
+become so enamoured of my portrait of Helen, then
+hanging on the walls of the Academy, that in his cups
+he swore, by Gumdragon, that he would search the
+world over to find out the original, and that, willy-nilly,
+he would make her his paramour. Likewise, he would
+shoot any man dead who dared to stand in his way.
+Turning to my friend, he asked him if he knew the
+painter of the work: and upon his answering in the
+affirmative, he next asked him if he knew the model who
+had sat for the picture. This my friend was unable to
+tell him, as he was ignorant himself who it was. He<span class='pagenum'>590</span>
+then asked for my address, and being informed I lived
+in Rome, he at once set out for Italy, and, in fact,
+arrived here, and called upon me at my studio, but was
+denied admittance, as I was then laid up with the fever.
+After I had recovered, I heard that he had been the
+round of all the studios, and that of every artist he had
+been asking if, perchance, they could tell him where I had
+got my model from. Not one of them knew. Shortly
+after his arrival I heard that he had received a letter
+which necessitated his immediate return to England.</p>
+
+<p>"This letter, it seems, was from his valet, a big
+powerful man, who generally accompanied him as his
+bully, and who aids him in his nefarious schemes. This
+man he had left behind him in England, with orders to
+scour the country for miles round about London, and
+to inform himself at every wayside inn, if the original
+of the picture on the Academy walls lived there. For a
+long time his search was fruitless. At last chance
+came to his aid. On one of his visits to the Royal
+Academy, just to refresh his memory of the features in
+the picture, he overheard a broadbacked old farmer, just
+up from the country, say to his wife,</p>
+
+<p>"'Why, dash my wig, Sally, if here ain't the face of
+dear little Helen Hearty, daughter of my old friend, Jack
+Hearty, as keeps the 'Headless Lady,' at the cross-roads.'</p>
+
+<p>"Upon hearing this, the valet stepped forward. 'Do
+I understand you to say that you know the original of
+this portrait?' he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"'Know her!' exclaimed the farmer, 'Ay, marry<span class='pagenum'>591</span>
+do I. Why she is my God-daughter? I've danced her
+on my knee since she were a kid, bless her heart! And
+now I remember, I did hear as how one o' them paintin'
+fellers&mdash;limners, they call 'em, was a puttin' up at the
+'Headless Lady,' and a paintin' 'er likeness. Well,
+now, I never!&mdash;eh Sally?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Dear me!' remarked the valet, 'How <i>very</i>
+strange! Really, this is <i>most</i> interesting. Tell me, good
+man, what part of the country is this you speak of?'</p>
+
+<p>"'What! the hostel of the 'Headless Lady'?
+Why, at the cross-roads-parish of Littleboro', near
+Muddleton, on Slush Slopshire.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Ah, in that part, I see. Fine country they tell
+me, about there. Bracing air, good shooting&mdash;eh?'
+inquired the valet, as he opened his pocket-book and
+jotted down all the farmer told him.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes, sir, good air, good shooting, and as fine a
+bit of country, though I ses it, as shouldn't, seeing as
+how its my birthplace.'</p>
+
+<p>"Here, the valet took out his watch, and exclaimed,
+'God bless my soul! How time flies! Why, it's just
+upon one o'clock, and I had an appointment at twelve,
+on urgent business. Good-day, my friend. Good-day,
+Ma'am,' addressing himself to the farmer's wife, and off
+he goes.</p>
+
+<p>"'A pleasant, affable gentleman,' remarked the
+countryman to the wife of his bosom.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ah, just ain't un,' acquiesced his spouse.</p>
+
+<p>"That very day the valet penned a note to his lord
+<span class='pagenum'>592</span>
+and master, who returned to England in a great hurry
+at the news. You may imagine, my friend, what anxiety
+I feel, knowing that villain to be at large, and ready at
+any time to swoop down like a vulture into your peaceful
+dovecot and carry on his work of destruction, whilst I,
+being so far away, am unable to strike a blow in her
+defence. Though, God knows, I would willingly lay
+down my life, rather than that dear child should come
+to any harm. I write at once, having only just heard
+the news. God grant I may be in time for my warning
+to be of some avail. For all I know, the villain may be
+there before this letter arrives. I tremble at the
+thought. He is sure to travel in his own private coach,
+accompanied by his bully, and, doubtless, both of them
+will be armed to the teeth. You had better warn Jack
+Hearty at once, in order that he may put his daughter
+out of harm's way, until he has taken his departure.
+His lordship will stick at nothing&mdash;even at drugging
+her, and carrying her off insensible, and being armed, it
+will be dangerous work to oppose him. I would advise
+Jack Hearty, as soon as he can find an opportunity to
+extract the bullets from his horse pistols, for depend
+upon it he means mischief. This is all the advice I
+can give him. Do whatever you can to frustrate the
+plot of this villian, and write me the result. No time
+for more. With kind remembrances to all your friends,
+as well as to our worthy host and family,</p>
+
+<p style='text-align: right'>
+"Your anxious friend, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
+"<span class="smcap">Vandyke McGuilp</span>." &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
+</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'>593</span></p>
+
+<p>"Dear! dear! dear!" muttered Oldstone to himself.
+"This is terrible news indeed. I must seek Jack Hearty
+at once, and inform him." Then, thrusting the letter
+into his pocket, and with a troubled expression on his
+face, he left the room, and beckoning to the landlord,
+whom he found outside, he took him by the arm and
+walked with him some considerable distance down one
+of the cross-roads, and read to him the latter part of our
+artist's letter. The landlord looked grave and stern.</p>
+
+<p>"Humph," he grunted at length, "and this is all
+through me allowin' my daughter's portrait to be
+exhibited at the Royal Academy. If I had only
+known!"</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Jack," said Oldstone. "This is a
+thing that no one could foresee. Let us now think of
+the remedy."</p>
+
+<p>"What remedy?" asked Jack, gloomily. "Can I
+refuse to take a traveller in&mdash;a nobleman, too, with a
+handle to his name?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is a desperate case, and we must be on the
+alert," observed Oldstone. "I would suggest that we
+take Dr. Bleedem into our confidence."</p>
+
+<p>"Why?"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps he may be able to administer to them
+both a sleeping draught on going to bed, and whilst
+they are both sound asleep, you can enter their rooms
+and extract the bullets from their pistols, so that if perchance
+they should attempt to use them against us, we
+shall have nothing to fear on that score."<span class='pagenum'>594</span></p>
+
+<p>"The very thing!" exclaimed our host. "Let us
+seek the doctor at once."</p>
+
+<p>This was done. At first the man of medicine
+hummed and hawed, put on a look of importance, and
+talked of his reputation, etc., but at length allowed himself
+to be over-ruled, seeing the extreme urgency of the
+case, and consented to give the landlord a little harmless
+sleeping dose, which he could mix with their wine
+or whatever they called for.</p>
+
+<p>Dr. Bleedem now went inside, presumably to concoct
+the charm by which occult power the evil designs
+of their enemies were to be frustrated, leaving our host
+and the antiquary discoursing together outside in low
+tones. As these two individuals were gazing towards
+the horizon, a small cloud of dust was presently discernible.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to be coming this way," said our host, after
+a pause. "Wonder if&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, just so," broke in Oldstone. "Shouldn't
+wonder if it <i>were</i> our expected guest. He won't make
+any unnecessary delay, I warrant."</p>
+
+<p>"Sure enough it's a carriage and pair with a liveried
+coachman and footman," observed the landlord. "How
+they tear along! Oh, it's his lordship, without doubt.
+I must go and warn my daughter."</p>
+
+<p>Our host was somewhat tardy in arriving at this
+decision, for a stately carriage emblazoned with an
+escutcheon with innumerable quarterings, and surmounted
+by a coronet, had now driven up to the door<span class='pagenum'>595</span>
+of the inn, and both Dame Hearty and Helen were on
+the doorstep to welcome the new arrivals.</p>
+
+<p>A gorgeous footman descended to open the carriage
+door, and out stepped a young man of middle height,
+slim and somewhat graceful of figure, dressed in the
+very height of fashion. Behind him stepped a powerfully-built
+man, respectably dressed in black, with a
+plebeian and repulsive countenance.</p>
+
+<p>Our landlord came forward and saluted both guests
+gravely.</p>
+
+<p>"We want two bedrooms and a sitting-room, landlord,
+and should like to dine in an hour," said Lord
+Scampford; for it was none other. Then putting up
+his spy-glass, he gazed at Helen from head to foot in
+an impertinent manner, and the two men exchanged a
+look of intelligence. The coachman and footman likewise
+followed their lord's gaze, and smiled approvingly.</p>
+
+<p>Our antiquary was making his observations in the
+background whilst Jack Hearty was busying himself
+with the luggage. As our host passed his daughter in
+the passage he found time to say, <i>sotto voce</i>, "Helen,
+my girl, shut yourself up in your room till I call you.
+I want to speak to you."</p>
+
+<p>Now it was not often that her father spoke to her in
+so serious a tone, and these words, coupled with the
+impression she had already formed of Lord Scampford
+and his companion, which was not a favourable one,
+caused her to tremble and turn pale. She knew there
+was much in the world that she could not understand,<span class='pagenum'>596</span>
+and it seemed to be considered wise not to make
+enquiries. She asked no question therefore, but shut
+herself up within her room as desired. No sooner was
+the landlord able to break away from his new customers,
+than he ascended to his daughter's chamber and
+knocked at the door. Helen unlocked it, and her
+father entered.</p>
+
+<p>"My daughter," he said, "I wish you to keep as
+much to yourself as possible during the stay of these
+gentlemen below. I have my reasons. I know more than
+you do, so do not ask why. Enough that it is my wish."</p>
+
+<p>In the good old times, parents' commands were not
+disputed, but humbly and reverently obeyed. So Helen,
+with downcast eyes and hands crossed upon her breast,
+answered respectfully, "It is well, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"If, by any chance, they should cross your path
+while you are engaged in your household duties," continued
+her father, "and should address you, let your
+answers be short, though civil. Remain not long
+in their presence, but speedily withdraw. Moreover,
+if they should be sitting over their wine and should
+invite you to drink, to pledge them in a toast, drink not.
+No, not even a <i>sip</i> to please them. My daughter, there
+is danger ahead, and I warn you beforehand. You are
+young and unversed in the wickedness of the world,
+but obey me to the letter and you are safe. Heed not
+their advances or their flattery, but shun them as a pest."</p>
+
+<p>Having thus delivered himself, our worthy host
+turned on his heel and left the chamber.<span class='pagenum'>597</span></p>
+
+<p>"I understand nothing, sir, but I obey," answered
+Helen, dutifully.</p>
+
+<p>That evening Dame Hearty herself served his
+lordship and the man whom he was pleased to represent
+as his friend. Many were the questions that were put
+to our hostess about her daughter, and many the
+subterfuges she had to resort to in order to prevent
+Helen from putting in an appearance. Whilst thus
+engaged in conversation with the landlady, Jack Hearty
+found it no difficult task to enter the sleeping room of
+his guests and to extract all the bullets from their
+pistols, without having recourse to Dr. Bleedem's
+potent charm. The evening passed over quietly, and
+there was no appearance of Helen.</p>
+
+<p>A week now passed by, and neither Lord Scampford
+nor his man seemed to be able to make any headway.
+"Tell you what it is, Tuppings," said his lordship one
+day to his bully, deeming himself unheard, although
+every word fell distinctly on the ears of our host, "I
+am getting tired of these eternal subterfuges. It's
+enough to kill a man outright with <i>ennui</i>, to vegetate
+day after day in this wilderness; yet leave the place
+without her I <i>will</i> not."</p>
+
+<p>"You may depend upon it, my lord," said the man
+in black, "that they knew of our coming beforehand,
+and have been forewarned."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish I knew who it was," rejoined his lordship;
+"I'ld be even with him. The only person interested in
+the matter would be Lord Dodgemore, who naturally<span class='pagenum'>598</span>
+would do all in his power to make me lose my wager.
+I laid him a thousand pounds that I would make her
+my mistress within a fortnight, and I don't intend to
+become the laughing-stock of my friends on my
+return."</p>
+
+<p>"Then your lordship has not a moment to lose.
+Half the time has already slipped by, and we are no
+nearer than on the evening of our arrival," murmured
+the bully.</p>
+
+<p>"That we are being hoaxed is as plain as a pike-staff,"
+observed his lordship.</p>
+
+<p>"On our first evening the girl was engaged serving
+the members of the club. The next day she was
+indisposed and confined to her room. After that she
+was on a visit to her aunt, who is ill, and what with one
+excuse and then another&mdash;oh! it's sickening. I came
+across the little jade unexpectedly the other day, and
+tried to detain her with a little pleasant chat. You
+should have seen the dignified air she put on, as with a
+'by your leave, my lord, I am overpressed for time,'
+she curtesyed and passed by. What has come to these
+simple seeming rustics of late I am at a loss to
+imagine."</p>
+
+<p>"If your lordship should deign to follow my
+advice&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well."</p>
+
+<p>"I would suggest that we should take the bull by the
+horns and make short work of it."</p>
+
+<p>"How?"<span class='pagenum'>599</span></p>
+
+<p>"Pick the lock of her bedroom door. Gag her
+and carry her out of bed downstairs, wrap a warm
+cloak around her, and lift her into the carriage, which
+must be waiting for us only a few paces off. Then,
+head for the nearest township, and so on, to London.
+In case of opposition on the way, we have our pistols.
+But hush! I thought I heard footsteps."</p>
+
+<p>"Tut! the walls are thick enough in this antique
+hostelry," said his lordship. "Never fear."</p>
+
+<p>They little knew that there was a sliding panel high
+up over the bedstead his lordship occupied, which was
+covered by a bad picture of His Majesty George II.
+on horseback, and which could be reached by a secret
+staircase within the thickness of the wall.</p>
+
+<p>"So that is their little game, is it?" muttered our
+host to himself, who had been eavesdropping. "All
+right, my men, all right."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>600</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It was the midnight hour, and the sky dark as pitch.
+The wind howled dismally through the trees, and
+seemed to shake the very foundations of this ancient
+hostelry. All the inmates of the 'Headless Lady' had
+retired to rest; that is to say, all the members of the
+club. Our host above was stirring, and had not yet
+made up his mind to go to roost. In fact, he seemed
+disposed to make a night of it, and enjoy himself as
+much as circumstances would permit.</p>
+
+<p>The wind dashed the sleet against the window
+panes, and the ground was getting fast covered with
+snow. But our host stirred the fire, put on a fresh log,
+and filled himself up a glass of his own home brewed
+ale. First he took a sip, then setting his glass down,
+he next walked leisurely into the room adjoining for
+his tobacco box, with the intention of filling his yard of
+clay. His back was no sooner turned than the bulky
+figure of a man, in his stockinged feet, tripped lightly
+across the hall, and, quick as thought, dexterously
+emptied a white powder into the glass our host had
+left standing, then as speedily vanished.<span class='pagenum'>601</span></p>
+
+<p>He had hardly disappeared, when our host, suspecting
+nothing, re-appeared upon the scene, and proceeded
+to fill his churchwarden with some of his strongest
+tobacco. He then lighted his pipe by the fire, and
+throwing himself into an easy chair, puffed away
+complacently for a time. He was apparently musing,
+when, as if suddenly recollecting that his glass was at
+his elbow, he raised it to his lips and drained it to the
+dregs; making a wry face, as if he had just tossed off a
+dose of physic. He was on the point of filling up again
+from the jug close at hand, when a yawn escaped him.
+He had grown unaccountably sleepy. This feeling he
+at first endeavored to combat by having recourse to his
+snuff box, but the effect of the pungent herb was only
+temporary, for soon his eyelids fell, as if weighed down
+with lead, and he was now snoring loud, and as utterly
+oblivious as a corpse.</p>
+
+<p>"I've drugged the old boy," said the man in black
+to his master, with a chuckle. "It's all plain sailing
+now. We've only got to pick the lock of the lady's
+room, stuff a handkerchief in her mouth, and carry her
+downstairs. The carriage is in readiness outside.
+Quick! Let's up and be doing."</p>
+
+<p>Upstairs tripped the ruffianly bully as lightly and
+noiselessly as a grasshopper, followed closely by his
+aristocratic patron, and in a moment the two men stood
+before the chamber of the unconscious sleeper. It was
+locked, as they had anticipated; but with a deftness that
+argued much practice in this art, the bully soon<span class='pagenum'>602</span>
+succeeded in causing the lock to yield, and the door
+swung noiselessly back on its hinges. Aided by the
+light of a taper, which his lordship carried, the ruffian
+was enabled to make straight for the bed, and seizing
+the fair sleeper roughly in his powerful arms, was in the
+act of rushing downstairs with her when a shriek, so
+loud and piercing that it bid fair to waken the dead,
+resounded through the walls of this ancient hostel,
+startling from their sleep all its inmates, save our host,
+who was still as fast in the arms of Morpheus as when
+we left him.</p>
+
+<p>"Damnation!" cried the bully, between his teeth,
+as he thrust a handkerchief into his victim's mouth,
+and hurried with her towards the hall door, whilst Lord
+Scampford followed close at his heels, a horse pistol in
+either hand.</p>
+
+<p>The door of the inn was soon unbolted, and before
+any of the household could hurry to the spot, the pair
+of scoundrels were already outside in the bleak night air,
+and hailing his lordship's carriage, which now drew up.
+The liveried footman had opened the door of the
+carriage, and in another moment it would have closed
+securely upon these two arrant scoundrels and their helpless
+victim, while a crack of the coachman's whip would
+have carried them miles out of reach of all human
+opposition, had not at this juncture something quite
+unforeseen occurred.</p>
+
+<p>From out the darkness a cloaked figure, with broad
+sombrero drawn down tightly over his eyes, suddenly
+<span class='pagenum'>603</span>
+emerged, and with a well-directed blow from a leaden-headed
+cane upon the bare head of the man in black,
+felled the gigantic bully, who measured his full length
+upon the ground covered with snow, still clasping in his
+arms the terrified and trembling form of our heroine,
+whose shrieks of "murder" and cries for help at length
+brought all the members of the club to the spot.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 1024px;">
+<a name="p603" id="p603"></a>
+<img src="images/dtwc603p.jpg" width="1024" height="688" alt="The Duel" title="The Duel" />
+</div>
+
+<p>Before they arrived, however, the mysterious stranger,
+who had so opportunely come to the rescue, had
+succeeded in releasing Helen from the clasp of the
+unconscious ruffian, and carried her inside, but not
+before Lord Scampford had discharged his brace of
+horse pistols at him&mdash;we need not say without any
+effect, save that of startling the horses so terribly that
+they became perfectly unmanageable, and bolted with
+the carriage, before the footman had time to spring to the
+box. His lordship, finding his pistols useless, flung them
+from him, and drawing his rapier, made for the stranger,
+who likewise drew <i>his</i> sword, and a skirmish ensued.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment all the inmates of "The Headless
+Lady" hurried downstairs, half dressed, with lighted
+candles, and armed with what weapons of offence they
+could first lay their hands upon. One carried a
+torch, by the light of which the spectators could clearly
+note the position of affairs. Lord Scampford and the
+Unknown were still in the thick of the fray, and appeared
+well matched, when suddenly an opening presented
+itself, and the sword of the Unknown pierced the heart
+of his lordship, who fell back lifeless on the snow.<span class='pagenum'>604</span></p>
+
+<p>The greatest confusion reigned. Questions were
+asked on all hands, and no one seemed to be wiser
+than his neighbour, yet the main facts of the case were
+apparent to all. Helen had retreated hurriedly to her
+chamber, and locked herself in afresh. Our host seemed
+not yet sufficiently conscious to be able to take in the
+situation. It was not till the small hours of the morning
+that each returned to his bed. On looking round
+for the stranger he had vanished.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>Now, it will readily be imagined that at the breakfast
+table next morning, at which our members assembled
+rather late, little else was discussed save the adventures
+of the previous night.</p>
+
+<p>"The scoundrels!" thundered out Mr. Oldstone,
+with an indignant snort.</p>
+
+<p>"The villains!" chimed in Professor Cyanite and
+Mr. Crucible together.</p>
+
+<p>"The world is well rid of such a pair of jail birds,"
+said Mr. Hardcase; "only it is a pity that they were
+allowed to cheat the gallows."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor Helen!" sighed Parnassus; "I think there
+is matter for an epic poem in her misadventure."</p>
+
+<p>"You are right," agreed Mr. Blackdeed. "The
+incident was pre-eminently dramatic; just suited to
+the stage, and would certainly bring down the house.
+I intend to dramatise it at my earliest convenience."<span class='pagenum'>605</span></p>
+
+<p>"And how is our patient, Dame Hearty?" enquired
+Dr. Bleedem of our hostess, who was waiting upon the
+members at table this morning instead of her daughter.</p>
+
+<p>"Still very feverish, doctor," was the reply. "The
+poor child has caught a dreadful cold from being turned
+out of her warm bed and carried into the cold night air
+and the snow by those ruffians, and she with scarce a
+stitch of clothing on."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor dear!" cried Dr. Bleedem, compassionately.
+"I'll come and see how she is getting on after breakfast."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, doctor," observed Mr. Crucible, "you've got
+your work pretty well cut out for you. There's his lordship&mdash;well,
+you can dissect him; and his man, too, for
+the matter of that. Then there's the coachman, who
+was brought back here in his lordship's carriage early
+this morning, with his shoulder-blade broken; then the
+horses, with their knees broken: and now it's our sweet
+Helen&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Say, doctor," broke in Professor Cyanite, "was
+that rascally bully sufficiently conscious before his death
+to give an account of himself?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, he was conscious, though he hadn't time
+to say much. I saw from the first that the case was
+fatal. He admitted that he had been a d&mdash;&mdash;d
+scoundrel, but added that his lordship was every whit
+as bad&mdash;and worse. He alleged that had he taken a
+situation as servant under an honest man, instead of
+entering the service of an unprincipled rake and<span class='pagenum'>606</span>
+debauchee like Lord Scampford, that he himself might
+have become an honest man. He showed some contrition
+for the part he had played last night, and begged
+me to ask the lady's forgiveness for the same, as well as
+to pray for his soul. Then his mind seemed to wander,
+and he called out: 'There's his lordship! I see him
+enveloped in a sheet of flame, with fire issuing from his
+eyes and mouth, and from the tips of his fingers. He
+is beckoning to me! He is calling me down to Hell!
+How horrible the forms that hover round me. Mercy!
+mercy! Oh! my God,' Here he uttered a despairing
+groan, and spoke no more."</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! Quite dramatic again," remarked the
+tragedian, who had no thought but what had reference
+to the stage; "the repentant sinner on his
+death-bed&mdash;excellent! I will take a note of that, and
+introduce it into my next play."</p>
+
+<p>"Then there is the rescuer; you forget him,"
+observed the poet. "The mysterious stranger, with
+cloak and slouched hat, appearing on the spot in the
+very nick of time to succour Beauty in distress."</p>
+
+<p>"True, true," assented the tragedian; "I had nigh
+forgot. If this episode wouldn't bring down the house
+I don't know what would."</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder who he was," observed Mr. Oldstone.
+"His sudden appearance was most remarkable; his disappearance
+no less so."</p>
+
+<p>In the middle of this discussion, the door opened,
+and our host entered with a letter, which he handed to<span class='pagenum'>607</span>
+the antiquary, who mechanically put it in his pocket as
+of no immediate importance, without even looking at the
+handwriting, while he joined in the merry banter of the
+other members, who, as soon as our landlord made his
+appearance fixed upon him at once as the butt of their
+satire.</p>
+
+<p>"Hullo, Jack!" cried one, "got over your little nap
+at last, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"That last glass of your home-brewed ale, by way
+of a night cap was most effectual," jeered another.</p>
+
+<p>Our host, however, did not view the matter by any
+means in the light of a joke, and answered savagely,
+"Ah! the dastardly cowards! They <i>did</i> me at last.
+Can't make out how they found time to do it. Such a
+trick was never played me before, and I'll take jolly
+good care they don't catch me again."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that's not likely under the circumstances,
+is it, Jack?" replied Mr. Hardcase.</p>
+
+<p>"Just like these lawyer fellows," observed Professor
+Cyanite, "they are always tripping one up."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor yet anyone else," persisted the landlord. Then
+added, "To think that <i>my</i> daughter who has been
+brought up from a kid under my very eyes, and never
+seen no one save her parents and you gentlemen of the
+club, who have always treated her with courtesy as
+though she were a high born lady&mdash;she, what's never
+heard a word in her life as she didn't oughter have
+heard&mdash;what never knowed nothink of the ways of this
+wicked world&mdash;that <i>she</i>, poor child, should be subjected<span class='pagenum'>608</span>
+to outrage from two ruffianly bullies&mdash;one o' them a
+peer of the realm, forsooth, and all on account of her
+picter being exhibited at that d&mdash;&mdash;d Royal Academy!"
+He concluded with a thump of his fist on the breakfast
+table that set all the cups and saucers rattling, and felt
+better afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it was a narrow shave. Wasn't it, Jack?"
+remarked Parnassus. "If it hadn't been for that
+stranger&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! I'ld like to find out who <i>he</i> was. <i>That</i> I
+would. Can any of you gentlemen guess?" demanded
+our host.</p>
+
+<p>"Not I."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor I," replied several voices at once.</p>
+
+<p>"Why on earth don't he show hisself?" asked
+Jack. "Well, he's a trump, whoever he is, say I."</p>
+
+<p>The company now broke up, and the members of
+the club began to set about their several avocations.
+Dr. Bleedem went upstairs to visit his fair patient, and
+Mr. Oldstone found himself once more alone. He
+paced the room slowly, with his hands clasped behind
+his back and his chin upon his breast, as if lost in a
+reverie. Then suddenly blurted out, with a snort, "The
+d&mdash;&mdash;d rascals! The double-dyed sons of Belial!
+To dare to carry off <i>my</i> Helen! That sweet child that
+I love as if she were my own flesh and blood. And how
+nearly they succeeded!" Here his eyes filled with
+tears, and thrusting his hand into his large pocket in
+search of his handkerchief, his fingers clutched something
+<span class='pagenum'>609</span>
+crisp, and he recollected the letter that Jack
+Hearty had put into his hand at breakfast. "Some
+shoemaker's bill, I suppose," he muttered, as he mopped
+his eyes with his handkerchief. "Hullo!" he exclaimed,
+glancing at the handwriting. "What! am I dreaming?
+Isn't this the writing of my young friend Vandyke
+McGuilp? But how? I am only just in possession of
+his letter from Rome, and this letter bears no postmark,
+being brought here by some casual messenger. Then
+he must be <i>here</i>! Don't understand it at all." Here
+he broke the seal and read as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="bblockquot">
+<p class="center">"<i>Letter from Mr. Vandyke McGuilp to Mr. Oldstone</i></p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My Dear Friend</span>,</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "I am nearer to you than you imagine. I
+send these lines by a boy from a neighbouring village,
+where I slept last night, but which I leave this morning,
+without being able to call upon you, as I have important
+family business in the adjacent county of &mdash;&mdash; which
+I cannot afford to neglect. I had no sooner
+sent off to you my last letter, dated from Rome, when I
+received orders to return post haste to England at all
+costs, as my uncle had been taken suddenly ill, and
+now lies on his death-bed. He is not expected to last
+long, and I must be in the house when he dies, and
+remain till the funeral is over.</p>
+
+<p>"I daren't risk seeing you even for a moment, but I
+<i>had</i> to be very near you last night, though you knew
+me not. I had heard from the gossip of the village that<span class='pagenum'>610</span>
+a grand carriage and pair with liveried coachman and
+footman were putting up at 'The Headless Lady,' and
+I guessed the worst and prepared myself accordingly to
+frustrate the diabolical plans of those villains. If I were
+to be hanged to-morrow for it, I should die happy in
+the consciousness of having rescued innocence from the
+clutches of vice.</p>
+
+<p>"Immediately after the fray I reported myself to
+the authorities, who will by this time have sent over a
+constable to the hostel to interview his lordship's coachman
+and footman. For the present I am free, but I am
+bound to appear when called for at the next assizes.
+Matters are apt to go hard with a commoner like
+myself when the slain man happens to be a person of
+title; but I have hopes, as both the serving men are
+bound to give evidence that my act was to protect
+innocence; also that Lord Scampford first drew his
+sword upon me, having previously attempted to shoot
+me. No more for the present. With kind remembrances
+to all,&mdash;I remain,</p>
+
+<p style='text-align: right'>
+"Your very faithful friend, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
+"<span class="smcap">Vandyke McGuilp</span>." &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Our antiquary had hardly finished reading the letter,
+and thrust it into his pocket, when Dr. Bleedem re-entered
+the room with a very serious expression on his
+face.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, doctor," said Mr. Oldstone cheerily, not
+noticing his countenance, "What news?"<span class='pagenum'>611</span></p>
+
+<p>"Bad, bad, very bad indeed," replied the leech
+gravely. "She is in a high fever and delirious. Quite
+off her head. If I ever get her through this&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good heavens! doctor," ejaculated Oldstone, "you
+don't mean to say that there is any actual danger of her
+life?"</p>
+
+<p>"Very considerable danger, I am afraid," responded
+the physician. "She will require the most careful
+nursing, such as I am afraid she is not likely to get
+even from her own mother."</p>
+
+<p>"Doctor, you frighten me," cried Oldstone. "Surely
+someone can be found to attend upon her to relieve her
+mother."</p>
+
+<p>"They are a rough lot about here, and not always
+dependable," answered Bleedem. "It must be someone
+who will remain with her all night long without going to
+sleep. If she ever <i>should</i> get over it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense! doctor. She <i>must</i> get over it, if <i>I</i> myself
+have to sit up to attend upon her."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, we must see how we can manage; but
+it is a very bad case, for besides the chill she caught,
+which was of itself enough, there was, in addition, the
+mental shock to the nervous system. She is so delicately
+organised."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor dear! poor dear!" whimpered Oldstone.
+"If <i>she</i> dies under your treatment, doctor, I shall
+never&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Under <i>my</i> treatment!" exclaimed Dr. Bleedem,
+with vehemence. "God bless the man! She'ld die<span class='pagenum'>612</span>
+all the sooner under anyone else's. Do you think I
+shan't do my best to bring her round&mdash;if it were only
+for my reputation. If <i>I</i> fail, no man in the whole wide
+world will be able to save her."</p>
+
+<p>Our antiquary then, by way of changing the conversation,
+fearing he had somewhat nettled the physician,
+inquired, "By the way, doctor, did she discourse much
+during her delirium?"</p>
+
+<p>"Lord, yes; a lot of rubbish, of course," replied the
+leech. "Imagined she was undergoing again the adventure
+of last night. Thought Lord Scampford was after
+her with his bully. Stretched out her arms for succour
+towards an imaginary angel, whom she said had been
+sent down from heaven to protect her; ever and anon
+confounding him with Mr. McGuilp."</p>
+
+<p>Here the man of medicine indulged in the ghost of
+a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Did she indeed, doctor? Well, this is most
+interesting. Now, while you have a moment of leisure,
+oblige me by reading this letter."</p>
+
+<p>Here the antiquary handed over the epistle of our
+artist to Dr. Bleedem.</p>
+
+<p>The physician seized it gravely, read it through in
+silence to the end; re-read it, slowly folded it up, and
+returned it to Oldstone.</p>
+
+<p>"Humph! remarkable&mdash;very," he observed, after a
+pause.</p>
+
+<p>Further discussion on the subject was checked by
+the entry of the other members for their mid-day meal,<span class='pagenum'>613</span>
+during which no secret was made as to the identity of
+the mysterious stranger.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, well," cried our host, when the mystery
+had been cleared up. "If I didn't half suspect it all
+along. Why, bless my soul, if I think there could be
+found another man in the world capable of it. Eh,
+Molly?"</p>
+
+<p>As for our hostess, she went right off into hysterics,
+and Mr. Oldstone was not the only member of the club
+who was visibly affected.</p>
+
+<p>A month had passed over, and it was now time for
+the case of that memorable night to be tried at the
+assizes. Our host, the two serving men, and every
+member of the club had received a summons to appear
+as witnesses. Helen herself would have been obliged
+to put in an appearance, had not Dr. Bleedem signed a
+certificate that her state of health prevented her from
+attending. The greatest excitement prevailed when
+our artist appeared in court. Nearly all were prepossessed
+in his favour, and several women were overheard
+to express hopes that they would not hang so
+good-looking a man. The two serving men were then
+called, one after the other, and both deposed that their
+deceased master, Lord Scampford, had first drawn his
+sword on the gentleman, who was forced to act on the
+defensive.</p>
+
+<p>The case was soon settled. The jury brought it in
+as justifiable homicide, and in spite of some ineffectual
+opposition on the part of the family of the defunct Lord<span class='pagenum'>614</span>
+Scampford, who wondered what had come of nobility
+in these times, when a mere commoner like the defendant
+could waylay and assassinate a peer of the realm
+and get off unscathed, etc., etc. In spite, however, of
+all opposition, our artist was acquitted and left the court
+without a stain on his character, amid the cheers and
+congratulations of the crowd. As he left the court
+house he was accompanied to the "Headless Lady" by
+all the members of the club, who vied with each other
+in the cordiality of their welcome.</p>
+
+<p>Many changes of importance had taken place of
+late. Our artist's relative had long since breathed his
+last, and he now slept with his fathers. His nephew had
+sat up with him to the end, and was chief mourner at
+his funeral. The will of deceased had been read, and
+our friend Vandyke McGuilp was known to have
+inherited his entire fortune, which was considerable, so
+that the once struggling limner was now little short of a
+millionaire.</p>
+
+<p>A sudden change for the better had taken place in
+the health of our heroine, which now mended apace in
+a way that surprised the doctor. Still, it was deemed
+advisable, for the present, to keep her in ignorance of
+her hero's arrival on the scene.</p>
+
+<p>After some discussion on the subject, <i>i.e.</i>, when her
+medical attendant pronounced her out of all danger, it
+was generally agreed upon that considering the great
+confidence which had always existed between Mr. Oldstone
+and the daughter of our host, that he should be<span class='pagenum'>615</span>
+the man entrusted to break the joyful news to the
+patient.</p>
+
+<p>Our antiquary accordingly bent him to the task; so
+mounting the staircase, he tapped at the patient's door.
+On entering the chamber, he was greeted by a beaming
+smile from its fair occupant.</p>
+
+<p>"Why! my pretty pet!" cried the old man, cheerily,
+"what a time it seems since I saw you last! Why!
+you <i>are</i> pulled down, poor dear."</p>
+
+<p>"Am I?" answered Helen. "I am feeling much
+better now, though; and I am getting tired of lying in
+bed all day. I feel quite well now, and want to get up."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't do anything without Dr. Bleedem's permission,"
+remonstrated Oldstone, "or you may throw
+yourself back, and then what should we all do without
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Dr. Bleedem says I have been most seriously
+ill&mdash;that he has just rescued me from the jaws of death."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" remarked the antiquary with a quiet smile,
+"and someone else rescued you quite lately from something
+very like the jaws of death&mdash;only worse," he added,
+in a low tone.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" she cried, covering her face with her hands,
+as if to shut out some horrible vision; "don't mention
+those two villainous men, or I shall go mad."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no; we won't mention them again. They
+have gone to their account at last&mdash;and&mdash;there, there,
+let us not judge, but try to forgive, as we ourselves
+would wish to be forgiven," said Oldstone.<span class='pagenum'>616</span></p>
+
+<p>"But what harm had I done them? Why should
+they&mdash;I mean, what did they want to do to me?" asked
+the girl, ingenuously.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Do</i> to you, silly child! He! he! What all
+wicked men seek to do when they get the chance,"
+replied her friend. "Let us not talk of them, but
+rather of the brave man who rescued you in the very
+nick of time from a living death."</p>
+
+<p>"I understand nothing of their object, and I can't
+get anyone to explain to me; but I want to know more
+of the brave man who, at the risk of his own life, came
+to my assistance."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I can tell you something of <i>him</i>, too," said
+Oldstone, mysteriously. "Did you note him well?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not I. How could I? I was half fainting when
+he carried me into the hall. Besides, he was so muffled
+up in a cloak and hat that I was unable to see his face."</p>
+
+<p>"True; neither could any of us&mdash;he was so successfully
+disguised. But we have discovered since who he
+was, for all that."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you have seen him&mdash;spoken to him? Please
+convey him my most sincere thanks and blessings for
+his heroic conduct towards a perfect stranger."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps you would like to thank him yourself&mdash;some
+day&mdash;when you are able to get up, and feel quite
+well again," suggested Oldstone.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose I ought," replied Helen. "I feel most
+grateful to him, I am sure; for don't I owe him my
+life? But I am so shy with strangers&mdash;and&mdash;and I<span class='pagenum'>617</span>
+don't know what to say," pleaded the girl. Then, at
+length, "Tell me what manner of man he is?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! he's a gentleman," replied Oldstone; "you
+may depend upon that&mdash;and, what is more, he's young,
+and, <i>I</i> think, very good-looking. I am sure you would
+say so, too."</p>
+
+<p>Here a knowing look came into the antiquary's
+face, which puzzled the patient, who, with eyes and
+mouth wide open, appeared to scan his countenance as
+if to read the very secrets of his soul. Then, like a
+Pythoness of old, suddenly inspired, she exclaimed,
+"I have it! In vain you try to keep it from me. Mr.
+McGuilp has returned. It was <i>he</i>&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Oldstone marvelled at her penetration, but replied
+only by a succession of little nods of his head, fixing his
+eyes steadily, yet laughingly, upon her the while.</p>
+
+<p>"I knew it; I knew it!" she exclaimed. "My
+dreams confirmed it. Oh, God be praised," and she
+clasped her hands in ecstasy.</p>
+
+<p>"Calm yourself; calm yourself, my sweet one,"
+began Oldstone, now seriously alarmed lest the patient
+should suffer a relapse, "What would Dr. Bleedem
+say to me if he knew I had been so precipitate?"</p>
+
+<p>"Dr. Bleedem! Does <i>he</i> then know of our&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I never said anything to him about it, you
+may be sure. What I mean is&mdash;he wishes you to be
+spared all emotion, lest you should throw yourself back,
+and all his care be in vain."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! no fear of that," replied Helen. "I feel so<span class='pagenum'>618</span>
+much better since you told me. Stay!&mdash;if you have seen
+him, he is here. Perhaps in this very inn&mdash;tell me!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, not very far off, I dare say," said Oldstone,
+cautiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Oldstone!" cried the girl, "you can hide
+nothing from me. I <i>know</i> he is here, and I <i>insist</i> upon
+seeing him."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear! my dear! How can you? Just think!
+You must wait till you are well enough to get up,"
+protested her friend and counsellor. "Dr. Bleedem
+will decide all that."</p>
+
+<p>"I want to see him <i>now</i>, <i>this instant</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"What! In your bedroom!" exclaimed Oldstone.
+"My dear child! It's not proper."</p>
+
+<p>"Then why do you come yourself, and Dr.
+Bleedem?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is a very different matter? I am an old
+man, and Dr. Bleedem is your medical attendant,"
+replied the antiquary. "Mr. McGuilp is young&mdash;and
+people <i>might</i> talk."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense! If you don't let me see him, I'll make
+myself ill and die," exclaimed the patient, petulantly.</p>
+
+<p>The antiquary began to be alarmed, but tried to
+pacify her by saying he would see Dr. Bleedem, and
+consult with him as to what were best to be done.</p>
+
+<p>As he did so, the doctor mounted the stairs. He
+came to administer a cordial.</p>
+
+<p>"She seems much better now, doctor," remarked
+Mr. Oldstone.<span class='pagenum'>619</span></p>
+
+<p>Here a muttered consultation took place just
+outside the patient's door. After which the physician
+entered the sick-room, and finding his patient's nerves
+somewhat excited, administered a calm soothing dose
+which sent her off into a peaceful sleep, while our
+antiquary sought his young prot&eacute;g&eacute;, and explained that,
+owing to the patient having taken a composing draught,
+the doctor's advice was, that he had better postpone
+his visit till the morrow.</p>
+
+<p>Our artist's disappointment at being refused an
+interview with his <i>inamorata</i> after so long an absence
+may be imagined, but he was consoled in a measure by
+the doctor's promise that she would be well enough to
+see him on the following day. On one thing he had
+thoroughly made up his mind, and that was to ask her
+in marriage of her father. He had never ceased to
+love her all the time he had been absent, but up to the
+present he had no position to offer her. Were she to
+marry one of the many country bumpkins who flocked
+around her, it would be affluence to what he could have
+offered her. He could not afford to have quarrelled
+with his only relative. The consequences would have
+been fatal. Now everything had changed. He was
+rich, and could afford to please himself. Therefore on
+the morrow he was resolved to speak to her father.</p>
+
+<p>It will readily be imagined that our artist's return to
+his native land, to say nothing of the chain of events
+that followed&mdash;his heroism, his trial and acquittal, were
+events that could not be passed over without celebration.<span class='pagenum'>620</span>
+Therefore it is needless to say that the evening was spent
+round the merry punch bowl, as usual on festive occasions.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Oldstone was again elected chairman, which
+post none of the members felt inclined to dispute with
+him. The evening opened with a congratulatory speech
+from the chairman, addressed to our artist, to which he
+replied with brevity and grace. To say that his health
+was drunk with the usual three times three would be
+superfluous.</p>
+
+<p>Jack Hearty was called in to join in the toast and
+invited to take a seat, while our artist was called upon
+by the members of the club to give an account of his
+adventures among the brigands, which he did in a
+manner so graphic, and with such grace and easy
+command of language, that the company remained
+spellbound, drinking in every detail of his narrative,
+whether it were a description of natural scenery or
+climate&mdash;the dress or physiognomy of his captors&mdash;their
+attitudes, their language, or what not. Nothing was
+forgotten. His trials and privations, his thoughts of
+home, and the friends he had left behind him. (He
+mentioned nothing of the girl he left behind him).
+Then he described the final tussle with the carabineers,
+and his subsequent rescue. Thus he rambled on in
+one continual flow of diction like a mill stream without
+interruption, carried away by his enthusiasm in such a
+manner as to leave no doubt in the minds of his hearers
+as to his having taken part himself in the adventures he
+described.<span class='pagenum'>621</span></p>
+
+<p>"Now, mine host," said the chairman, at the
+conclusion of this somewhat prolonged narrative, "what
+do you say to that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, well," replied that worthy, musingly.
+"To think that all that should have happened to one
+of my gentlemen customers, what's been in furren parts.
+Why, it beats the story books out and out. Blessed if
+I can't see it all a goin' on before my very eyes."</p>
+
+<p>"True, Jack," agreed Mr. Oldstone, "such is the
+power of our young friend's eloquence, that one feels
+that we ourselves have taken part in it."</p>
+
+<p>"Might I point out to the company," began Mr.
+Blackdeed, "the intensely dramatic situation of&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Also the highly poetical episode&mdash;&mdash;" broke in
+Mr. Parnassus.</p>
+
+<p>"And if you had been there," interrupted our
+artist in his turn, "you would have noticed the vivid
+colouring, the fine grouping of the figures, the chiaroscuro&mdash;the
+fantastic light and shade that would have
+impressed the scene upon your memory in a way never
+to be forgotten."</p>
+
+<p>"Hark at him! Hark at him!" cried several members
+at once, as they refilled their glasses from the
+punch-bowl.</p>
+
+<p>The conversation then drifted towards more recent
+adventures, and our artist explained in full his sudden
+appearance on the spot in time to frustrate the designs
+of the ravishers, and rescue innocence from pollution.</p>
+
+<p>"And to think that you rescued <i>my</i> daughter from<span class='pagenum'>622</span>
+those ruffians, sir, and at the risk of your own life, too.
+Why it was admirable! But there, sir, I can't find
+no words to thank you with&mdash;that I can't."</p>
+
+<p>Here our worthy host became very moist; but the
+chairman filled up his glass again for him, which he
+tossed off at a gulp, and felt better.</p>
+
+<p>"And now, gentlemen," said the chairman, rising,
+"just one more toast before I dismiss this honourable
+meeting, which I am sure you will all join in. Here is
+'Health, long life, and happiness, both to the rescuer
+and the rescued!'"&mdash;(Shouts of "Hear, hear!" and
+"Yes; none but the brave deserve the fair.")&mdash;"Then,
+here goes with a 'Hip! hip! hip!&mdash;hurrah!'"</p>
+
+<p>Our artist, somewhat taken aback, blushed up to his
+scalp, and drank off the toast good humouredly, after
+which there was shaking of hands all round, and every
+one retired to his dormitory in a comfortable frame of
+mind and body.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>623</span></p>
+<h2>CHAPTER XIV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Need it be told how, on the following morning, as
+soon after breakfast as convenient, our artist&mdash;and now
+rich land-proprietor&mdash;beckoned to our host of the
+"Headless Lady," and with trembling lips and palpitating
+heart seized him by the arm, and walked with
+him for a good pace down the long, straight road leading
+up to the door of the inn? Or how the members
+of the club, who happened to be looking through the
+diamond-shaped panes of the old-fashioned bow window
+in that direction, remarked one to the other how mighty
+intimate our hero had suddenly become with his landlord,
+and their wonderments as to what he could find to
+talk to him about so confidentially?</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly our host was observed to start, slap his
+thigh, then, with a hand upon each bent knee, he peers
+steadily into the face of his interlocutor, who is placing
+a hand upon his shoulder. Our host, now changing his
+position, extends a broad, fleshy palm towards his customer,
+which our artist clasps in his long, slender fingers
+with a more than usual hearty shake.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, if they are not patting each other on the<span class='pagenum'>624</span>
+back, and laughing," exclaimed Parnassus. "What <i>can</i>
+be up?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that's queer," observed the Professor. "Um&mdash;m&mdash;m&mdash;m?"</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+
+<p>Whilst this dumb show was being enacted Dame
+Hearty entered her daughter's bedroom to announce to
+her that she had Dr. Bleedem's full permission to get
+up and dress herself; which permission, we may easily
+guess, was promptly taken advantage of. So jumping
+suddenly out of bed with the agility of youth, she
+quickly set about her toilet and ablutions.</p>
+
+<p>"There is one thing," began her parent, "I wish to
+speak to you about."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, mother," responded Helen, absently, brushing
+out her curls before the glass with unusual despatch,
+and without turning towards her parent.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, hear me, girl," continued Dame Hearty; "it
+is seriously I would speak."</p>
+
+<p>"Say on, then, madam; I am listening."</p>
+
+<p>"I am aware&mdash;ahem!&mdash;I have long taken note,"
+continued her mother, "of a growing intimacy&mdash;a
+friendship, I may say, and perhaps something more&mdash;between
+you and this Mr. McGuilp, our guest. I know
+that he has done us all a great service&mdash;a service that
+none of us can ever forget, and you in particular, since
+he saved your life. It is therefore only natural and
+proper that you should feel grateful towards him, and<span class='pagenum'>625</span>
+regard him in the light of a friend, and as a friend,
+I hope, we shall ever esteem him; but listen, now, my
+girl, to what I say. A <i>too</i> intimate friendship between a
+young couple, out of different stations in life, such as in
+the case of yourself, who are only the daughter of a
+country inn-keeper, and a gentleman born and educated
+like Mr. McGuilp, who is, besides, enormously rich,
+having inherited all his uncle's fortune and estates, and
+consequently moves in the very best society. Such
+intimacies are dangerous, and may lead on to trouble
+before you are aware."</p>
+
+<p>"How, mother?"</p>
+
+<p>"Bless the child!" answered her mother, impatiently,
+"must I tell you everything? Must I make you as
+wise as myself? No; there are things I can't discuss
+with you. What I want of you is to be patient, and obey."</p>
+
+<p>"You&mdash;all of you&mdash;treat me like a child," broke in
+Helen, reproachfully.</p>
+
+<p>"And so you are," retorted her mother; "therefore
+take advice. The feeling that the world calls <i>love</i>&mdash;love,
+I say, that speaks not of marriage is denounced as
+<i>sin</i> by the laws of God and man."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that's strange," mused Helen. "Then, one
+may not love a friend, a parent, a child, without marrying
+them?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have no time to quibble," replied her mother,
+with some asperity, "but would simply remark that
+whatever your feelings may be towards Mr. McGuilp, or
+his towards <i>you</i>, nothing but harm and unhappiness can<span class='pagenum'>626</span>
+be the lot of you both&mdash;without marriage. Now, you
+can't well expect a rich gentleman like Mr. McGuilp to
+displease all his friends by marrying a penniless girl
+like yourself&mdash;country bred, without education, who
+knows nothing of the world and society, when he could
+marry some high-born lady out of his own class&mdash;some
+rich heiress, educated and accomplished, who would
+grace the society to which he belongs. He might be a
+great man in the county, and enter Parliament, with
+such a wife, while you would only drag him down to
+your level."</p>
+
+<p>Helen had already hidden her face in her hands, and
+her bare shoulders heaved convulsively, while the hot
+tears trickled through her fingers.</p>
+
+<p>"Cease, mother! Oh! cease, in pity!" she cried.
+"I cannot bear it."</p>
+
+<p>Her anguish would have wrung the heart of a stone,
+and her parent being a really tender-hearted woman,
+deeply sympathised with her daughter, though she felt
+it her duty to be firm, "For what could it all end in?"
+she argued.</p>
+
+<p>At this juncture, the voice of our host was heard at
+the bottom of the staircase calling out, "Molly, my
+dear! Mr. McGuilp wants to speak to you."</p>
+
+<p>"In one moment, Jack," answered his spouse. Then
+to her daughter, "Dry your eyes, my girl. Bathe your
+face and follow me. Mr. McGuilp doubtless wants to
+see you. You have much to thank him for, and do it
+with grace, but mind what I have said."<span class='pagenum'>627</span></p>
+
+<p>With this parting admonition she left the room and
+hurried downstairs, whilst Helen deftly finished her
+toilet, and with one last look at the glass to ascertain
+that her eyes bore no traces of weeping, she was preparing
+to descend the stairs, when her attention was
+attracted by sounds from below that she was at a loss
+to account for. There was a jumble of human voices,
+but above them all was the voice of her mother, now
+screaming, now half laughing and half crying, whilst
+that of Dr. Bleedem was heard giving orders to her
+father, and all seemed bustle and confusion. Dame
+Hearty was in hysterics.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>"And you really do mean it, Mr. McGuilp?" asked,
+in a sweet voice, a bright-faced country girl of eighteen
+summers of a slim young man in the garb of a gentleman,
+who followed her through the narrow mossy pathway
+of a wood adjacent to the inn at the cross roads.</p>
+
+<p>"Mean it, my angel! Why, of course I do, and
+feel proud at the very thought of you being all my own.
+Only don't call me any more 'Mr. McGuilp,' or 'Sir.'
+It hurts my feelings. Call me 'Van'&mdash;just 'Van' as
+my friends and relatives have ever called me."</p>
+
+<p>"Van, let it be then," quoth the maiden, "<i>dear</i> Van,
+my own sweet love for ever and ever! Oh! Van, you
+<i>have</i> made me so happy! And my parents, how you
+must have surprised them when you told them! Poor
+mother! No wonder she went into highstrikes!"<span class='pagenum'>628</span></p>
+
+<p>"Hysterics," corrected her lover.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that's what they call them here," answered
+the girl; "but you will correct me every time I make a
+mistake, won't you Van?"</p>
+
+<p>"With pleasure, dearest," replied her suitor.</p>
+
+<p>"And nothing can ever come between us now?
+Nothing can part us?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing but death," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>A shade of sadness passed momentarily over the
+girl's features as she asked, "Must it all end with that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Death ends everything," replied the young man:
+"that is to say, everything earthly."</p>
+
+<p>"Then is there <i>no</i> love beyond the grave?" asked
+Helen.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! let us hope so," responded our artist. "I, for
+one, have the very strongest persuasion that there is.
+Love such as ours is not merely of earth."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear, <i>dear</i> Van!" cried the maiden, in ecstasy, "I
+will believe all you tell me. <i>I</i> know nothing, but I <i>feel</i>
+you are right. Yes, we shall still continue to love even
+beyond the grave. Oh! Van, how have I deserved all
+this happiness?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your sweetness, your goodness, your beauty, your
+love, amply counterpoise anything <i>I</i> can give you, my
+angel," said her lover.</p>
+
+<p>"How kind you are to talk like that Van! How
+you <i>must</i> love me to go against the wishes of your
+friends and leave everything and everybody for me!"
+exclaimed the girl. Then added, "You are <i>quite</i> sure<span class='pagenum'>629</span>
+that you won't be ashamed of me before all the grand
+people you will meet? That you will be able to pardon
+any little slip of the tongue, my country manners, and
+everything else?"</p>
+
+<p>"Everything, everything, dear. Besides, your education
+will begin from to-day. You will improve yourself
+in the arts of reading and writing. Learn grammar,
+history, geography, and other things. I will have you
+well taught at once, whilst I am away in town to make
+preparations for our wedding. I must go about the
+licence, and through other formalities; buy the wedding-ring;
+your dress&mdash;for, of course, as <i>my</i> wife, you must
+now dress as beseems a lady, and leave off this simple
+garb; and yet it seems a pity, for I have always known
+you thus. Still, for the sake of public opinion&mdash;to
+avoid misunderstanding&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I care nothing about all that," broke in Helen.</p>
+
+<p>"No, my darling; not yet. You do not understand.
+But in time you will find that you have to."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I will do anything to please you, Van."</p>
+
+<p>"My own darling!" said her lover, encircling his
+arm around her waist.</p>
+
+<p>Well, my readers, and if their lips <i>did</i> meet; what of
+it? It is a way that lips have under the circumstances.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>"And now, gentlemen, and members of the Wonder
+Club, let me introduce you to the future Mrs. Vandyke
+McGuilp," said our artist, on his return from his walk,<span class='pagenum'>630</span>
+as he entered the club room, leading his fianc&eacute;e by
+the hand.</p>
+
+<p>Taken completely by surprise, each member rose
+from his chair, bowed, smiled, and offered his congratulations.
+Mr. Oldstone was particularly moist on this
+occasion.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! my dear boy, how I congratulate you; and
+you too, my pretty child! Bless you, my children,
+both!"</p>
+
+<p>Then he took out his handkerchief and mopped his
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me, what an old fool I am!" he muttered, in
+parenthesis.</p>
+
+<p>Chairs were immediately placed for the engaged
+couple, amid boisterous cheering and banter from all the
+members of the club at once, whilst the bride elect
+laughed, blushed, and looked very happy. The father
+and mother of the bride next entered, and joined in the
+general hubbub.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, this was too great an event not to be
+celebrated with all due honours. Therefore Mr.
+Oldstone proposed that they should all meet once again
+that evening round the steaming punch-bowl; Helen
+and her parents being also of the company.</p>
+
+<p>"Just to drink to the health of the bride elect,"
+explained Mr. Oldstone with an appealing look towards
+Dr. Bleedem. And it was so.</p>
+
+<p>That the bride's health was drunk that evening with
+a "Hip, hip, hurrah!" goes without saying. How Mr.<span class='pagenum'>631</span>
+McGuilp started on the morrow for town on business
+connected with his approaching marriage; his return;
+his sojourn at the "Headless Lady" until the grand
+event came off; how he occupied his spare time partly
+in painting a portrait of his friend Mr. Oldstone, which
+was followed in due time by portraits of his future father
+and mother-in-law, and in imparting instruction to his
+fair bride; likewise, how, when unavoidably absent on
+business, Mr. Oldstone would enact the r&ocirc;le of instructor
+to the fair bride of his prot&eacute;g&eacute;, so that no time should
+be lost in fitting her for her exalted station; how
+Helen improved daily in intelligence and knowledge
+under such careful tuition, are matters of history.</p>
+
+<p>All unpleasant experiences of the past had been
+forgotten in the joy attending the great approaching
+event.</p>
+
+<p>Coffins had been made for the bodies of the two
+malefactors. The corpse of Lord Scampford had been
+placed in his lordship's carriage and driven by his
+coachman (whose shoulder blade was now quite well),
+and accompanied by his footman to London, where it
+was consigned to the family vault of the Scampfords,
+while that of his partner in crime filled a nameless grave
+in a corner of the old churchyard at Littleboro'.</p>
+
+<p>Some procrastination and unexpected delays <i>would</i>
+occur, however, in spite of all our hero could do to
+hurry on the event, for we know that "the course of
+true love never <i>did</i> run smooth," but at length the
+happy day arrived. How merrily pealed the bells from<span class='pagenum'>632</span>
+the ruined tower of the picturesque old parish church
+of Littleboro' on that sunny morn! How gay the
+peasantry looked in their holiday attire! Proud,
+indeed, were our host and hostess as a splendid
+equipage with coachman and footman, each adorned
+with a huge nosegay, drove up to the door of the
+"Headless Lady" to convey the fair bride, who was
+attired in the most approved fashion of the period, and
+accompanied by her father and mother, both clad in
+gala, to the church.</p>
+
+<p>How the yokels did gape as they recognised in the
+magnificently attired bride poor Nell Hearty, maid of
+the inn at the cross roads, whom they had seen full oft
+to feed the pigs, milk the cows, scrub the steps, wash
+and hang out the clothes, and who had served them
+with many a pint of her father's home brewed ale. It
+was a thing not well understood&mdash;had no right to be,
+doubtless they thought. The little church was crammed.
+Needless to say that every member of the Wonder Club
+was present, and, lo, here comes the vicar of Littleboro',
+that aged and somewhat infirm cleric of benevolent
+aspect, and all the aristocracy of the place.</p>
+
+<p>The service begins. Mr. Parnassus has been chosen
+as best man, and has composed an ode for the occasion.
+Mr. Oldstone has begged the honour of giving away the
+bride, which duty he performs with great dignity. A
+dead silence reigns as the bridegroom places the ring
+on the chubby finger of his bride. The benediction is
+given, the register is signed, <i>et c'est une affaire fini</i>. The<span class='pagenum'>633</span>
+bridal pair march out of church to the joyous strains of
+the organ, treading beneath their feet along the aisle the
+flowers that friendly rustics have strewn across their
+path. Bride and bridegroom then step into their
+carriage and drive back to the house of the bride, where
+a sumptuous wedding breakfast awaits them. Nor were
+the wedding presents wanting. The members of the
+club had subscribed, and presented the pair with a
+handsome punch-bowl and silver ladle with the usual
+golden guinea inlaid in the scoop. The parents of the
+bride presented their daughter with a handsome piece
+of carved oak furniture called a "brideswain," dating
+back as far as the commonwealth, which contained
+linen, goblets, and other useful articles.</p>
+
+<p>The old broadbacked farmer, the bride's godfather,
+who was present, and whom our readers will recollect
+was the innocent cause of the disasters that followed,
+in that, in his simplicity, he had put Lord Scampford's
+bully into possession of the secret of Helen's address,
+that day at the Royal Academy; well, the bride's godfather
+and his spouse between them presented the
+couple with a metal dish and cover, besides a case containing
+a carving knife, fork, and steel. The bride's
+aunt, whom we have mentioned as an invalid, sent an
+expensive old-fashioned china tea service and sundry
+chimney ornaments, while her friends in humbler circumstances
+each contributed their little mite.</p>
+
+<p>The breakfast went off merrily. The speeches and
+the toasts, who shall describe?<span class='pagenum'>634</span></p>
+
+<p>At length the hour of parting arrived. The carriage
+drove up, and the bridal pair entered amid showers of
+rice and old slippers. Our hero and heroine were
+about to set out on a continental tour for their honeymoon,
+and intended visiting the eternal city.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the most touching incident of all occurred
+at the last moment, just as the happy pair were entering
+their carriage.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Oldstone, who had been very moist on the
+occasion, drew off his antique ring, of which we have
+heard so much, from his forefinger and placed it on
+that of his prot&eacute;g&eacute;, saying with much emotion:
+"Take it, my son; take it with an old man's blessing.
+Preserve it as an heirloom, for I shall never wear it
+more."</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>"Poor old man!" said our artist with some emotion,
+when they had left the home of the bride a mile behind.
+"To think that he should make <i>me</i> this valuable
+present, and that I hadn't time to thank him at the last.
+I must write to him on the very first opportunity. Why,
+Helen, can you guess the value of this gem? I would
+sooner possess this ring than all the money he has in
+the world. I never thought he would give it away to
+anyone during his lifetime. Did you ever hear the
+legend attached to it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, yes; I think I <i>was</i> present when Mr.
+Oldstone told his story," said Helen; "but I am sure I<span class='pagenum'>635</span>
+don't recollect anything about it now. You shall tell it
+to me over again some other time, darling."</p>
+
+<p>"With pleasure, dearest," replied her husband. "It
+is a long story, and at present we have so many other
+things to think of, haven't we, love?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, dear," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"And you think you will continue to love me as
+much as you did at first, darling?" demanded the newly
+married man of his young wife.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! Van; how can you ask such a question?"
+exclaimed the bride. "Why, I love you more and more
+every minute."</p>
+
+<p>"Then give hubby a pretty kiss," was the rejoinder.</p>
+
+<p>Two pouting rosebuds were thrust upwards into the
+husband's face, upon which he settled like a bee upon
+a flower extracting nectar and ambrosia; and thus we
+will leave them.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>636</span></p>
+<h2>L'ENVOI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>A universal gloom pervaded the precincts of the
+Wonder Club since the departure of the happy pair,
+which none felt more than Mr. Oldstone. Not but that
+he was delighted at the union of his prot&eacute;g&eacute; with the
+landlord's pretty daughter, whom he begrudged to anyone
+short of a gentleman. That his dear Helen, whom
+he loved as his own child, should have had the good
+fortune to marry, not only a gentleman, but the very
+one that he himself would have singled out for her, was
+the realization of his happiest dreams. He knew they
+were happy, and revelled in the thought of their happiness.
+Still, they had gone out of his life and formed
+one of their own, apart. Her sunny smile would no
+more light up the dingy walls of the old hostel. He
+would hear no more the ring of her merry laugh, could
+no longer peer into her deep blue eyes, nor delight in
+her exquisitely white teeth, her rosy cheeks or coral lips;
+and added to this, his health that had for some time
+past been failing him, now thoroughly broke down, and
+he knew his end was not far off. So he penned a letter
+to his friend Rustcoin, who was still living in Rome, to
+come over to see him before he died, as he had much
+to say to him.<span class='pagenum'>637</span></p>
+
+<p>Besides the breaking down of our antiquary's health,
+the club itself, as if by one accord, began to break up.
+Mr. Blackdeed went to London and became manager of
+a large theatre. Dr. Bleedem also retired to a fashionable
+quarter of the metropolis, where he soon had an
+extensive practice. Mr. Parnassus became editor of a
+paper at Bath, and published a volume of poems.
+Professor Cyanite and Mr. Crucible likewise disappeared.
+The former travelled about the country
+giving lectures on geology. The latter bought a house
+near town, where he pursued his studies in chemistry.</p>
+
+<p>Thus our antiquary was now left quite alone; <i>i.e.</i>,
+with the exception of Mr. Hardcase. He managed to
+pass the time by writing voluminously, as if he intended
+to finish some important work before he died. In his
+intervals of rest from his labours, he would frequently
+take solitary rambles in the woods adjacent to the inn,
+or along one of the cross roads. On one of these
+excursions his footsteps led him to the old churchyard
+of Littleboro' with its old yews and cypress. As he
+entered the gate, the sexton was at work digging a
+grave. The man ceased his labour at his approach;
+and, seating himself on the edge, began to fill his pipe,
+which he next lighted and began puffing at, apparently
+oblivious of anybody's presence.</p>
+
+<p>It must be stated that the sexton was looked upon
+as a character in the village. Certainly he was a strange
+looking object. He was very old and decrepit, exceedingly
+bow-legged, had a bald, mis-shapen head. Was<span class='pagenum'>638</span>
+toothless, hollow-eyed, with features that suggested a
+skull. He was stone deaf, and had, moreover, acquired
+a habit of uttering his thoughts aloud, whoever might be
+present, perfectly unconscious that he could be overheard.
+If addressed, he never gave himself any trouble
+to catch the meaning of his interlocutor, but always fluked
+an answer such as he deemed ought to fit the question.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, when our antiquary approached with a "Good
+morning, Delves. Hard at work, I see. Whose grave
+may you be working at, now?" he received for answer,
+"Thank you, sir; I'm very well. Yes, as you say, it <i>be</i>
+remarkable fine weather for this time o' the year, sure<i>ly</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"But I didn't make any remark about the weather,
+Delves," persisted Oldstone. "You didn't understand
+me."</p>
+
+<p>The sexton made no reply, nor looked the antiquary
+in the face, but muttered very audibly to himself, "That
+be one o' them old fools of the Wonder Club&mdash;<i>Wonder
+Club</i>, indeed; ha! ha!" Here he gave vent to a
+mocking laugh. Then, "He should see some o' my
+wonders."</p>
+
+<p>Our antiquary was accustomed to the eccentricities
+of this worthy, who was generally looked upon as a
+harmless idiot; but when he heard the Wonder Club
+sneered at, he took deep offence, and was about to utter
+some rebuke, when the grave-digger began muttering
+again to himself, and Oldstone, whose curiosity was
+being roused, forbore to speak, and thought he would
+listen instead.<span class='pagenum'>639</span></p>
+
+<p>"A little knows I seed un's corpse candle last night,
+he, he! Ay, he'll be the next. They can't, none o'
+them, fool me. Whenever they've got to die, old Delves
+allers sees their corpse candles fust. Wasn't I right
+before Lord Scampford and his bully met with their
+death, eh? Didn't I say that only one on' o' 'em ud be
+buried in this here churchyard, and wasn't one on 'em
+buried in that there corner just as I prognosticated, and
+didn't I see the corpse candle of 'is lordship go along
+the road towards London? They allers lets me know
+beforehand, my customers. Now, there's this here gent,
+the <i>h</i>antiquary, as they calls him&mdash;if I didn't see 'uns
+corpse candle last night a leavin' the <i>h</i>inn o' the
+''Eadless Lady,' and settle down on this wery spot
+where 'e's a standin', I'll be shot, that's all. If a's not
+doo to-morrer, or next day, 'e's doo within this week.
+I never knowed one live more nor a week after I'd seen
+'uns corpse candle."</p>
+
+<p>Our antiquary, now intensely interested, determined
+to interrogate him anew, so he bawled out as loud as he
+could in his ear, making a trumpet of his hands, "Whose
+grave did you say that was?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yourn, zur," replied the sexton, with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Mine!" exclaimed the antiquary, starting back:
+"but I'm not dead yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Not dead yet&mdash;ain't ye; he, he! Well, you soon
+will be; ho, ho! I'll give ye three days. I don't think
+ye'll last longer nor that; but there's where you've got
+to lie, willy-nilly," said the sexton, pointing to the grave.<span class='pagenum'>640</span></p>
+
+<p>"You are making very sure of me," remarked the
+antiquary, with a grim smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, by &mdash;&mdash;, I am," rejoined the grave-digger,
+"for when I've once seen a man's corpse candle&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There is no knowing how much longer the conversation
+might have lasted, if at this moment two villagers
+had not entered the churchyard, so Oldstone, not wishing
+to be overheard, nodded to the sexton, and added,
+"Till we meet again." He then bent his steps towards
+the inn, and, arriving there, was greeted by his friend
+Rustcoin, who had just arrived. It was years since
+these two friends had met, and doubtless each found
+the other vastly changed.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, surely, old friend, you are not so bad as you
+try to make out," observed Rustcoin. "You look hale
+and hearty still. You are up, and walking about."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, do you know how much longer they give me
+to live?" asked Oldstone.</p>
+
+<p>"No. Who?" inquired Rustcoin. "The doctor?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, not exactly. A prophet."</p>
+
+<p>"A prophet, eh? That's interesting; and who
+may this prophet be, if I might ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"The grave-digger."</p>
+
+<p>"The grave-digger! What does he know about it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Says he saw my corpse candle last night, and he
+is at this moment digging my grave on the strength
+of it."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear fellow, you're joking. Pray, don't give
+these sort of people any encouragement in their anti<span class='pagenum'>641</span>quated
+superstitions. You were always given a little
+that way yourself, I remember."</p>
+
+<p>"Come, let's go inside, and have lunch together.
+You are, doubtless, hungry," said Oldstone. "We'll
+have a good long chat over our meal." Then leaning
+on his friend's arm, both entered the inn.</p>
+
+<p>Our host and hostess were, of course, delighted at
+the arrival of the long-absent member, and many
+allusions were made to old times. Dame Hearty
+hastily laid the cloth, brought in the lunch of cold beef
+and pickles, the remains of a rabbit pie, some bread
+and cheese, with a jug of nut-brown ale, home-brewed
+and left the two companions to themselves.</p>
+
+<p>"And so our young friend, Vandyke McGuilp, has
+gone and made a d&mdash;&mdash;d fool of himself," said Rustcoin,
+after a pause in the conversation. "Well, I thought
+him a more sensible man. What! one of <i>his</i> talent
+and position to sink himself to the level of a dish-clout!
+Why! it's sheer madness."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear fellow; don't talk like that," cried Oldstone.
+"If you'd only seen the girl, I assure you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Bah! I make no doubt but that she's pretty&mdash;that's
+not the point. You won't pretend that she was
+any better educated than the rest of her class," maintained
+Rustcoin.</p>
+
+<p>"Educated! <i>educated!</i>" exclaimed Oldstone. "She
+had something in her far beyond what <i>you</i> would call
+education&mdash;by which you probably mean book learning,
+or that flimsy social veneer which anyone can acquire<span class='pagenum'>642</span>
+who chooses to move within the radius of a certain
+narrow circle, where all is artificial, unreal, cold, hypocritical,
+and false. This is a girl of character, truth-loving,
+sweet, and unselfish&mdash;pure as an angel&mdash;intelligent,
+and with fine sensibilities."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense," broke in Rustcoin, testily. "These
+country wenches are ever stubborn, hard-headed, self-interested,
+exacting, undocile, unteachable. Peasant
+she was born, and peasant she will remain to the end of
+her days. God help the poor idiot with such a one for
+a mate! She may be well enough as a wife to some
+country bumpkin, but for any rational being to hamper
+himself with one of these clods&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But she's not one of these clods," persisted
+Oldstone. "I tell you this is quite an exceptional
+case."</p>
+
+<p>"Just because she is pretty, forsooth," interposed
+Rustcoin. "I believe you are gone on her yourself."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! as for me&mdash;I love her as my own daughter,"
+replied Oldstone. "I've seen her grow up from a child,
+and have had plenty of time to study her disposition.
+I have ever found her dutiful to her parents, diligent in
+her duties, naturally intelligent, and of the highest
+principle. Her surroundings have not been altogether
+those that fall to the lot of a girl of that class, and she
+possesses all the qualities that any rational man should
+expect in a wife."</p>
+
+<p>"Such a paragon as you describe, I confess, never
+came within my experience, and I have gone through<span class='pagenum'>643</span>
+something in my youth. More than once I have been
+on the point of making a fool of myself. At the time,
+I thought my goddess the most perfect being in creation,
+but I was soon undeceived in every case, and now I
+thank my stars that I have always managed to steer
+clear of trouble, and have remained an old bachelor."</p>
+
+<p>It was the third day since Rustcoin had appeared
+upon the scene, since which time Oldstone had been
+sinking fast. At this moment he was seated, propped
+up by cushions, in an easy chair, in dressing gown
+and night cap. His friend Rustcoin was by his side,
+receiving instructions as to the publication of a pile
+of MSS, whilst Mr. Hardcase, the lawyer, whom we
+have mentioned as still being on the spot after the
+others had left, was now engaged in putting the
+antiquary's will into legal form.</p>
+
+<p>Dr. Bleedem having retired to London, his successor,
+Dr. Dosemore, had been called in to attend the patient.
+He could do no more however than his predecessor
+had done&mdash;viz., to warn him of his approaching end
+informing him that he would succumb to internal
+gout, which would encroach upon his system, until it
+reached the heart, when it would take him off suddenly.
+The new doctor had just left the room, and the
+antiquary was addressing his old friend in feeble tones,
+as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"This pile of MSS," he said, "is a collection of
+tales, which I have jotted down from memory as
+nearly as possible in the words of the narrators, and<span class='pagenum'>644</span>
+which I desire to be bound and published, under the
+title of 'Tales of the Wonder Club, by Dryasdust.' I
+believe I am conferring a boon upon society in rescuing
+these precious documents from oblivion, and publishing
+them broadcast, for the benefit of humanity at large.
+See that they be illustrated by the first artists of the
+day, so that the book may obtain all the readier sale.
+So shall my soul rest in peace, and my blessing remain
+with those I leave behind. Tell my young friend
+Vandyke that my last thoughts were of him and
+his fair bride." Then extending one hand to his friend
+Rustcoin and the other to the lawyer, he sank back on
+his cushions and spoke no more.</p>
+
+<p>"So he has gone at last, the poor old gentleman,"
+said Hardcase, disengaging his hand from that of the
+corpse.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, just <i>three days</i> from my arrival, as predicted
+by the sexton&mdash;strange, isn't it?" remarked Rustcoin.
+"What a fine old head it is. It's a pity a cast should
+not be taken of it. I should so like to possess a bust of
+my old friend."</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing is easier," said the lawyer. "I will get
+the new doctor to take one. I know he can, because
+he told me so."</p>
+
+<p>Dr. Dosemore was immediately recalled, and before
+the day was over, a successful mould was taken of the
+face, which, with as little delay as possible, Rustcoin
+despatched to Rome, to a sculptor friend of his of
+some renown, with injunctions to execute for him a<span class='pagenum'>645</span>
+bust of his old friend, in the best Carrara marble, with
+pedestal of scagliola.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>The bell was tolling at the old church of Littleboro'.
+A solemn procession, all clad in deep
+mourning, entered the churchyard gate, and followed
+the coffin to the grave. The sexton was at his post,
+bearing a certain air of triumph about him, as if he
+were saying to himself, "There, I told you so. They
+can't none of 'em fool me. What I perdicts is <i>sartin</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The same old vicar who so lately had joined together
+the hands of our hero and heroine in holy matrimony
+has now a sadder task to perform. Our host and
+hostess, of course, are present, as well as our friends
+Hardcase, Rustcoin, and the new doctor, besides several
+strangers. All stand reverently bareheaded during the
+reading of the burial service, until the usual three handfuls
+of earth are strewn upon the coffin, after which the
+sexton, with a deft and businesslike, though hardly a
+reverent manner, tumbles the earth hurriedly on to the
+top of the coffin, and all is over.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after the ceremony Rustcoin and Hardcase
+take leave of each other, and likewise of our host and
+hostess, when each departs by a different route. Rustcoin
+returns no more to Rome, but settles in York, his
+native town, where he purchased a house, which he has
+been at some pains to fit up according to his tastes.
+Over the mantelpiece in his study hangs the portrait of<span class='pagenum'>646</span>
+his brother antiquary, painted by our artist, Vandyke
+McGuilp, while in a corner of the room is a well
+executed bust in the best Carrara white marble, representing
+the same features. He has also inherited the
+whole of his friend Oldstone's collection of antiquities,
+which are now added to his own, and make, together, a
+very respectable museum, which he is ever proud of
+showing to his visitors when they call.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>Let us now return to the hostel of the "Headless
+Lady," where our host and hostess are left alone in their
+glory, for even Mr. Hardcase has at length taken his
+departure and settled in some neighbouring town. They
+are seated at some distance apart from each other, no
+longer looking tenderly and lovingly into each others'
+faces as of yore, but askance, as if they had had some
+matrimonial quarrel, which neither felt inclined to be the
+first to make up. Jack Hearty's hands are thrust deeply
+into his pockets, his legs extended, his brows knit, and
+his eyes fixed upon the ground; while his spouse,
+usually so active and so busy, to whom nothing was
+greater pain than being forced to be idle, was now
+lolling in a listless attitude, her arms dangling idly at
+her sides with an expression on her face of the most
+intense boredom. One who knew them both would no
+longer recognise in these two melancholy persons our
+jovial host and hostess of former days.<span class='pagenum'>647</span></p>
+
+<p>"Tell you what it is, Molly," began Jack, at length,
+"D&mdash;&mdash;d if I don't think this house is haunted."</p>
+
+<p>"Why so, Jack?" enquired the dame, wearily.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you not noticed since Mr. Oldstone's death&mdash;nay,
+before&mdash;ever since our dear Helen left her home,
+that a curse seems to have fallen upon this house?"
+demanded Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"True, I feel an unaccountable depression of spirits,
+but still I thought it nothing but the weather," rejoined
+his spouse.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not that only," persisted her husband. "Fair
+or foul weather, it is just the same to me. See how
+our custom has fallen off."</p>
+
+<p>"Naturally; now that the members of the club have
+all departed," replied Molly. "It's lonely like, not
+seeing a human face all day long."</p>
+
+<p>"It's worse than that," continued Jack. "Haven't
+you felt&mdash;well, I don't know how to say it&mdash;as if&mdash;as
+if&mdash;some danger were hanging over our heads?"</p>
+
+<p>"Lor, Jack!" cried our hostess, "Who'ld ever have
+thought to hear <i>you</i> talk like that? Well, Jack, to tell
+you the truth&mdash;though I never liked to mention the
+matter before, for fear you should laugh at me&mdash;I confess
+I never <i>have</i> felt quite myself since the night of that
+tragedy."</p>
+
+<p>"That's it. Depend upon it," said her husband.
+"The spot has become accursed. I lose my appetite
+and sleep; feel weak and nervous; start at the merest
+sound, while ever and anon I have the sensation as if<span class='pagenum'>648</span>
+someone were looking over my shoulder. If perchance
+I shut my eyes, I see before me all that took place upon
+that fearful night. I hear the stairs creak, and see that
+ruffian clasping our dear Helen in his arms. I hear her
+screams for help, whilst I seem to see myself lying
+drugged and helpless, incapable of running to her
+assistance."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Jack! and so have I," replied his spouse.
+"I too have dreamed that dream. It will not go from
+me. Each time I close my eyes&mdash;&mdash; Hark! What was
+that? A footstep, I'll be sworn."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay," assented Jack; "I hear them oft, myself."</p>
+
+<p>It was now growing late, and our host went to fetch
+a jug of his own nut brown ale, and filled himself up a
+glass, which he drained at a draught, then filled himself
+up another.</p>
+
+<p>"You drink more than you used to, Jack," remarked
+the wife of his bosom. "I've seen you look very muddled
+of late. Don't let it grow upon you. Don't, now,
+there's a dear."</p>
+
+<p>But to his wife's tender injunctions he turned a deaf
+ear, and continued to fill up again and again, and yet
+again, until he was perfectly mellow.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! Jack, Jack," cried Dame Hearty, despairingly,
+"I knew how it would be. Don't, don't; you'll break
+my heart."</p>
+
+<p>"What the &mdash;&mdash; does it matter to you?" demanded
+her husband, "'s long 's I leave you alone (hic)."</p>
+
+<p>Here some altercation took place between the two<span class='pagenum'>649</span>
+which we will not record; as, in such moods, our
+landlord was rarely very choice in his language. It
+was with considerable difficulty that Dame Hearty
+succeeded at length in getting her worse half upstairs
+and to bed.</p>
+
+<p>We grieve to be obliged to record that on the
+following night there was a repetition of this painful
+scene, and the night after that, too. In spite of his
+poor wife's prayers and entreaties, he grew from bad to
+worse. Jack Hearty had become a confirmed drunkard.
+When in his cups his nature appeared completely
+changed. He who, up to the present, had enjoyed the
+reputation of being the kindest and most loving of
+husbands, the most genial of men, had now become
+morose, coarse, blasphemous, cantankerous, and cruel.
+His poor wife was in despair, and could do nothing but
+cry or go into hysterics.</p>
+
+<p>It was one stormy night, when our host of the
+"Headless Lady" had dragged himself upstairs more
+intoxicated than ever, that he let fall the candle, which
+immediately set fire to the bed curtains, and in an
+instant the room was in flames. Our host was so dazed
+as to be incapable of saving himself, and if it had not
+been for Dame Hearty's presence of mind, who managed
+to drag her husband downstairs in time, both might
+have perished in the flames.</p>
+
+<p>The position of the inn, as we know, was isolated.
+Before help could be procured the fine old hostel, that
+had stood for centuries, and whose walls had resounded<span class='pagenum'>650</span>
+so long with the mirth and laughter of our jovial
+members, was now a charred and shapeless ruin.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>"Well, Jack, I hope you're satisfied now," said his
+better-half, as the loving couple tucked themselves into
+a spare bed at the house of a neighbour, who had taken
+them in out of charity.</p>
+
+<p>Our host was now quite sober, having had to walk a
+mile at least through the bleak wind and driving snow,
+so he turned, in a humbled and penitent manner,
+towards his wife, crying, "Oh, Molly, Molly, how can
+you ever forgive me? Oh! what a fool I have been!
+If I had only listened to you at first. But, there&mdash;it's
+the drink&mdash;the cursed drink&mdash;that makes a beast of a
+man. I vow I will never touch a drop of drink again
+as long as I live."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear Jack, I believe you," replied his spouse.
+"Be your old self again," and with one loving kiss all
+past troubles were forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! Molly, Molly, you're something like a wife.
+Never will I for the future give you any cause for complaint."</p>
+
+<p>And he kept his word. Jack Hearty was a reformed
+man.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 25%;' />
+
+<p>We now approach the end of our story. Our hero
+and heroine, after a prolonged honeymoon in the sunny<span class='pagenum'>651</span>
+south, which to Helen was like a dream of Paradise,
+found themselves reluctantly compelled to return to
+England in order to superintend certain matters of
+business connected with their country house and estate.
+Soon after their return, our married couple, wishing to
+give the old people an agreeable surprise, proposed paying
+them a visit in their carriage and pair, at their old
+home, the "Headless Lady." What was their surprise
+and dismay, on their arrival, to find, in lieu of the time
+honoured hostel, <i>a blackened ruin</i>!</p>
+
+<p>"Good Heavens!" cried husband and wife, simultaneously,
+"what can have become of the old people?"
+Tears started to the eyes of Helen at the thought of the
+scenes of her childhood and of the many happy hours
+she had spent within those old walls; but anxiety for
+the fate of her parents filled her soul. Enquiries having
+been made, Jack Hearty and his wife were tracked to
+the house of a neighbour in the village.</p>
+
+<p>"Father! Mother!" cried the grand lady, stepping
+out of her carriage; and, throwing all ceremony to the
+winds, she embraced them both with the fondest
+affection, while the liveried coachman and footman
+exchanged glances together.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell us how all this has happened," said our artist;
+"but first step into the carriage, and we will drive
+home. You must come and stay with us."</p>
+
+<p>Neither his father nor his mother-in-law possessed
+anything but what they stood upright in, and were not
+long in making up their minds, so stepping into the<span class='pagenum'>652</span>
+carriage, and waving an adieu to their hospitable neighbours,
+were soon borne out of sight.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Jack," said our artist to his father-in-law,
+after he had listened to a detailed account of the latter's
+misadventure, as they were sitting together that evening
+in the cosy parlour of our hero's country house, the two
+ladies having retired to the drawing-room to enjoy their
+own private gossip, "of course I am sorry for your loss,
+and for the old inn itself, which I had calculated making
+a picture of some day; but really, under the circumstances,
+I look upon it as providential."</p>
+
+<p>"Providential!" exclaimed the <i>ci-devant</i> landlord,
+in astonishment. "What! the destruction of the home
+of my fathers by fire, through my idiotic folly and
+besotted drunkenness, providential!"</p>
+
+<p>"Jack, my boy, you were but the instrument, and
+no responsible agent," continued his son-in-law. "From
+what you tell me, the house was most undoubtedly
+haunted&mdash;the air vitiated and poisoned as by a pestilence,
+from having been the seat of deep crime. I know
+something of these phenomena, and I have always heard
+and read that there is no thorough or lasting purification
+in such cases save by <i>fire</i>. Take, for example, the Fire
+of London. That broke out, providentially, after the
+Plague, in order to purify the City. The burning of
+your inn was a necessity, as it had been rendered
+uninhabitable through being haunted, and you were
+chosen as the instrument."</p>
+
+<p>"Why! Good Heavens!" cried Jack Hearty,<span class='pagenum'>653</span>
+drawing his chair suddenly back, and looking straight
+into the face of his son-in-law, while a fat hand rested
+on each stout knee. "To think that that should never
+have occurred to me before! Why, of course, it must
+have been so. I see it all as plain as a pike-staff."</p>
+
+<p>"You were not yourself, Jack, on that occasion,"
+pursued our artist. "You were <i>beside</i> yourself, which
+means that your will, already unfeebled, was subjugated
+by some outside power&mdash;viz., the will of some disembodied
+spirit stronger than your own, who made use
+of you as his instrument."</p>
+
+<p>"It is quite true, sir," replied Jack, "I was <i>not</i> myself
+at the time. Well, well&mdash;it is some consolation to think
+it <i>had</i> to be done, and that there was no way out of it."</p>
+
+<p>Here the ladies re-entered the room, and the
+conversation took another turn.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Jack," proposed McGuilp, before all present,
+"since matters have turned out thus, what do you say to
+becoming steward of my estate&mdash;my man of business&mdash;caretaker
+of my house when I am away, and live here
+with the missus to the end of your days?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, sir!" exclaimed Jack Hearty and his wife
+together, "you overwhelm us with kindness. How
+can we ever repay you our debt of gratitude?" and
+tears started to the eyes of the old couple.</p>
+
+<p>"Then so be it," said the now rich landowner.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear, <i>dear</i>, Van!" exclaimed his young wife, as
+she threw herself upon his neck and covered him with
+kisses. "You have made me <i>so</i> happy."<span class='pagenum'>654</span></p>
+
+<p>And so it was that the little family party jogged on
+from day to day as united as birds in a nest.</p>
+
+<p>Jack Hearty was a good man of business, and an
+honest, and the post suited him to a T. Dame Hearty's
+delight was naturally to cook and to wash, or in undertaking
+any of those rough duties that she had been
+accustomed to in her former life, but as these were
+not necessary&mdash;others having been engaged for that
+purpose, she was entrusted with the keys of the house,
+and became an excellent housekeeper, loved and
+respected by those under her.</p>
+
+<p>Had our artist entirely abandoned art now that he
+had succeeded to his uncle's fortune and estate? Far
+from it. First and foremost among the improvements
+that he made was the building of a spacious studio,
+which he fitted up in a manner worthy of his taste and
+his means. In this he executed his great picture, which
+created such a <i>furore</i> on the following year at the Royal
+Academy, entitled, "Captured by the Brigands." The
+English captive in the composition was a faithful likeness
+of our artist himself, whilst the bronzed features of his
+captors, which were deeply impressed upon his memory
+were as like to the originals, our artist assures us, as if
+they had sat for them. The time is represented as
+towards evening. The light and shade powerful. The
+whole effect of the picture weird and unearthly. An
+offer had been made for it, but the would-be buyer was
+informed that it was not for sale. So it was hung up in
+the parlour of the artist's own country house, according<span class='pagenum'>655</span>
+to the wish of his loving wife, who liked constantly to be
+reminded of this weird episode in the life of the man
+she loved.</p>
+
+<p>Time wore on, and not a quarrel, not a difference
+of opinion even arose to mar the happiness of this
+loving pair, when one fine morning a great event
+transpired. The lady of this household presented her
+liege lord with a son and heir, a fine healthy boy, who
+was christened John, after his grandfather, and never
+called other than Jack by his parents. Despite her
+household duties, Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp always
+managed to find time to pursue her studies, while her
+natural intelligence and application were such that
+the progress she made under her husband's tuition,
+was simply marvellous. In a few years the McGuilps
+purchased a house in town in a fashionable quarter,
+and the "at homes" or "conversaziones," as they were
+called in those days, of Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp, were
+the talk of all the <i>elite</i>. Helen now felt herself called
+upon to enact the <i>r&ocirc;le</i> of a grand lady, and in this her
+natural dignity, intelligence, and sweetness of disposition,
+enabled her to succeed to perfection.</p>
+
+<p>Little more remains to be told. After a few seasons
+in town, and having run the usual curriculum of operas,
+balls, parties, concerts, visiting, and even presentation
+at court, the sameness and artificiality of such an existence
+palled upon these two artless and ingenuous lovers
+of nature, so the house in town was at length given up,
+and our artist retired into the country, where he gave<span class='pagenum'>656</span>
+up his time more thoroughly to the study of his art,
+working ever with increased ardour through the kind
+encouragement and sympathy of his loving wife.</p>
+
+<p>Nor was Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp forgetful of her old
+friends. She fondly cherished the memory of her dear
+Mr. Oldstone, her friend and adviser, and it grieved her
+that she had not been able to be near him and attend
+upon him during his last moments on earth. She had
+also made the acquaintance of Mr. Rustcoin, who frequently
+called upon them. Had even been to their
+"at homes" when they lived in London. This gentleman
+had become quite reconciled to the idea of his
+friend Vandyke McGuilp's marriage with the daughter
+of a country innkeeper, and agreed with his friend
+Oldstone that this was quite an exceptional case. He
+had even been heard to declare before a company of
+friends that the most charming woman he had ever
+met for intelligence, natural grace, sound sense, good
+heartedness, tact, and <i>savoir faire</i>, was the wife of his
+friend Mr. Vandyke McGuilp.</p>
+
+<p>A few years later, when it fell to Mr. Rustcoin's turn
+to pay the debt of nature, this gentleman recollecting
+how fondly the memory of his friend Oldstone was
+cherished by those two charming people, the McGuilps,
+having presented his large collection of antiquities to his
+native city of York, bequeathed to our friends both the
+bust and the oil picture of his brother antiquary, which
+latter, our readers will remember, was painted by the
+hand of our artist himself<span class='pagenum'>657</span>.</p>
+
+<p>Our friend Rustcoin has now long gone to his rest,
+and both bust and portrait of Mr. Oldstone adorn the
+country mansion of the McGuilps. Among other
+cherished relics of their friend is a bound and illustrated
+work conspicuously placed in their library, entitled:
+"Tales of the Wonder Club," by Dryasdust, out of
+which volume little Jack McGuilp often pesters his
+mother to read a story to him.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'>658</span></p>
+<h2>CONCLUSION.</h2>
+
+
+<p>In conclusion, let me beg the reader to accompany
+me in imagination to the site of the once far-famed old
+Elizabethan hostelry, "The Headless Lady" and what
+do we see? Alas! not even the old blackened ruin is
+there to mark the spot. All, <i>all</i>, has been swept away
+by the ruthless hand of modern civilisation.</p>
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align='left'>"She cries, a thousand types are gone,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>I care for nothing, all shall go."</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='right'><span class="smcap">Tennyson.</span></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 657px;">
+<a name="p658" id="p658"></a>
+<img src="images/dtwc658p.jpg" width="657" height="1024" alt="The Quaker" title="The Quaker" />
+</div>
+
+<p>How is the whole face of the country changed!
+The stately elms and beeches, with the rooks' nests
+lodging in their branches, have been cut down to satisfy
+the greed of this utilitarian age. The land has been
+bought up in our time by a railway company, and
+crowded trains, with their screeching railway whistle,
+rush over the very site of this ancient hostelry, whose
+walls once resounded with the songs and applause of
+our friends of the "Wonder Club." Not even the
+picturesque old church of Littleborough has been spared.
+Being pronounced unsafe, it was pulled down, and on
+<span class='pagenum'>659</span>
+its site erected a modern Baptist chapel, in all that
+unsightly ugliness of style so cherished by dissenters.
+How strange that religious bodies should have such
+execrable taste. Telegraph lines cross and recross each
+other in every direction, and railway bridges, tunnels
+and aqueducts abound on all hands.</p>
+
+<p>The town of Muddleton-upon-Slush, once little more
+than a village, has swelled to the proportions of a
+prosperous factory town, with its smoky chimneys, its
+gasometers, its rows upon rows of jerry-built houses, its
+new town hall, its salvation army barracks, its police
+station, its chapels of every conceivable denomination, to
+say nothing of its numerous public-houses, young men's
+Christian association, its baths and wash-houses, its low
+theatre, where questionable pieces are represented by
+indifferent actors to pander to the modern taste. Then
+its placards and pictorial advertisements, who shall tell?
+But, enough. As for the old fashioned honest English
+rustic of the past, with his sturdiness of character and
+devout unquestioning faith in matters of religion, <i>his</i>
+genus is quite extinct; you may possibly stumble upon
+his fossil in a stratum of London blue clay. He has
+been superseded by quite a distinct species&mdash;the modern
+blackguard, with his blatant scepticism and blasphemous
+irreligion.</p>
+
+<p>It might have been some forty years ago since the
+author, who was travelling on a matter of urgent business
+on this line, was roused in the midst of a reverie
+by the guard calling out, "Muddleton-upon-Slush!<span class='pagenum'>660</span>
+Any passengers for Muddleton?" As this was my
+destination I descended, and was about to cross the
+railway bridge when I observed an aged and reverend
+looking individual, whose low crowned hat with its
+broad brim, and the severe cut of whose sad coloured
+clothes proclaimed him a member of the "Society of
+Friends," a genuine quaker of the true old fashioned
+stamp, long since extinct. He was in earnest discourse
+with the porter, and as I passed him I caught these
+words, uttered in tones deliberate and slow, as one who
+has the whole day before him, and sees no necessity for
+hurry, and which contrasted strangely with the bustle
+and confusion going on around him.</p>
+
+<p>"Prithee, friend, canst thou direct me to the ancient
+hostel of the 'Headless Lady'?"</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>what</i>? The ''Eadless Lady.' No, sir.
+There ain't no public 'ouse about 'ere of that name,"
+was the porter's curt reply. "But if it's a glass of <i>h</i>ale
+you want, sir, there's the '<i>H</i>angel and the <i>H</i>eagle,' the
+'<i>H</i>elephant and Castle,' and the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Doubtless, friend," interrupted the reverend individual,
+"there are enough and to spare of those abominations,
+those dens of iniquity that the lost sheep of the
+house of Israel denominate public houses; but know,
+friend, that it is not ale I seek, seeing that I am a
+follower of one Rechab, who, as doubtless thou wilt
+have read in Holy Writ, indulged neither in wine nor
+strong drink."</p>
+
+<p>The porter's face throughout this sententious speech<span class='pagenum'>661</span>
+was a study. His eyes and mouth gradually opened
+till they reached their utmost limit. Then suddenly
+recollecting that his manner might appear rude, he
+broke in with:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir, if you should prefer a good rump steak
+and a cup of tea, I could recommend&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Verily, friend," again interrupted the quaker,
+"thou comprehendest me not, for neither doth my soul
+hanker after the fleshpots of Egypt, but having a taste
+for antiquarian lore, I would fain revisit that spot of
+historic interest once seen in my youth, but of which I
+have now no clear recollection, namely the hostel of the
+'Headless Lady.'"</p>
+
+<p>"''Eadless Lady'! ''<i>Eadless Lady</i>'! Why, God
+bless my soul, sir, where <i>h</i>ever do you 'ail from? Why,
+now I come to think of it, I remember to have 'eerd
+my grandfather speak of it. Lor, sir, it's been burnt
+down this 'alf a century ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Burnt down!" exclaimed the antiquary, in extreme
+vexation.</p>
+
+<p>"Yessir," replied the porter, briskly, "burnt down
+by the landlord hisself, when in his cups, as I've heered
+say&mdash;down to the wery ground. There, sir, is the spot,
+where I'm p'inting. Yessir, that's where it stood.
+This here line runs right bang over the wery site of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Bless me!" cried the disappointed quaker in
+dismay, "and have I left my peaceful home, that I
+havn't stirred out of for years to hear this? Verily, all
+is vanity."<span class='pagenum'>662</span></p>
+
+<p>Here he would have begun a homily on the evils of
+intemperance, had not the guard interrupted him with:</p>
+
+<p>"Yessir, I remember to have 'eerd my grandfather
+say, when I was a kid, on'y so high" (here he lowered
+the palm of his hand to within a couple of feet of the
+platform), "as 'ow the 'ouse was 'aunted by the ghost of
+a nun, as valked about vith 'er 'ead <i>h</i>under 'er <i>h</i>arm,
+but that's a long while ago, that is. No, sir, you may
+depend upon it, there <i>h</i>ain't no 'eadless ladies valking
+about now, sir. <i>Ve</i> don't believe in 'em nowadays."</p>
+
+<p>With this, he took up a rasping iron bell, which he
+rang so vigorously that the peaceful quaker was fain to
+stop his ears and hurry from the spot as fast as his legs
+could carry him.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor old gent," muttered the porter, to himself, as
+he looked after him, "'e <i>h</i>ain't <i>h</i>up to date, no 'ow."</p>
+
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">Finis.</span></h4>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+<div class="notebox">
+<h4>TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES:</h4>
+
+<p>1. Images have been moved from the middle of a paragraph to the closest
+paragraph break.</p>
+
+<p>2. Punctuation has been normalized.</p>
+
+<p>3. Other than the corrections listed below, printer's inconsistencies in
+spelling, hyphenation, and ligature usage have been retained:</p>
+
+<p>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "importaut" corrected to "important" (page vii)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "Ron" corrected to "Rod" (page 405)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "litttle" corrected to "little" (page 441)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "Senor" corrected to "Se&ntilde;or" (page 453)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "vengance" corrected to "vengeance" (page 487)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "port&eacute;g&eacute;" corrected to "prot&eacute;g&eacute;" (page 562)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "my" corrected to "may" (page 597)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "upon upon" corrected to "upon" (page 603)<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "physican" corrected to "physician" (page 619)
+</p>
+</div>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Tales of the Wonder Club, Volume III, by
+M. Y. Halidom (pseud. Dryasdust)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: Tales of the Wonder Club, Volume III
+
+Author: M. Y. Halidom (pseud. Dryasdust)
+
+Release Date: July 14, 2011 [EBook #36731]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TALES OF THE WONDER CLUB ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Greg Weeks and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: THE ABDUCTION]
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: THE FIRE]
+
+
+
+ TALES OF
+ THE WONDER CLUB.
+
+ BY
+ DRYASDUST.
+
+ VOL. III.
+
+ ILLUSTRATED BY
+ JOHN JELLICOE and VAL PRINCE,
+ AFTER DESIGNS BY THE AUTHOR.
+
+ HARRISON & SONS, 59, PALL MALL,
+ _Booksellers to the Queen and H.R.H. the Prince of Wales._
+
+ _All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ PRINTED BY A. HUDSON AND CO.,
+ 160 WANDSWORTH ROAD, S.W.
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+ THE ABDUCTION _Frontispiece_
+ THE FIRE _Title Page_
+ THE CURIOSITY SHOP _Preface_
+ THE GIPSY QUEEN 389
+ THE DUEL 603
+ THE QUAKER 658
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THE CURIOSITY SHOP]
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE TO VOL. III.
+
+
+Before taking leave of his readers, the author would inform them that at
+the commencement of these "Tales," the earlier ones dating some thirty
+years back, nothing was further from his intentions than rushing into
+print, although repeatedly persuaded to do so by certain well-meaning
+friends, who from time to time were permitted to peruse the hidden MSS.
+The tales, nearly all of them, were written when the author was living
+abroad, and to beguile a period of enforced idleness, which otherwise
+would have been intolerable.
+
+Never in his wildest dreams did he meditate inflicting them on the
+public mind. Partly, it may be, that he thought with Lord Tennyson, that
+"fame is half disfame," and that "in making many books there is no end,"
+as Solomon teaches. Or it may be that he didn't care to augment that
+already numerous class who are said "to rush on where angels fear to
+tread." However this might be, time passed and the tales began to
+accumulate, when the author conceived the idea of stringing them
+together in a decameron, and later still of illustrating them with his
+own designs. Still years rolled on, and the tales, long abandoned, were
+consigned to the limbo of a mysterious black box, where they remained
+all but forgotten till many years later.
+
+"Why on earth don't you publish them?" was the constant cry of those few
+who were taken into the writer's confidence.
+
+The author answered by a modest shrug of self-depreciation, and still
+the unfinished MSS. lay at the bottom of the black box. The fact was
+that a weight of inertia oppressed him, added to a total lack of
+experience in business matters of this kind, which prevented him from
+taking the first step. He recoiled from the thought of calling on a
+publisher and presenting his own MSS., and being occupied in other ways
+besides writing, he begrudged the time lost in hunting up printers,
+publishers, and engravers, together with all the delays _contretemps_,
+and disappointments attendant on red tape.
+
+What he wanted was a factotum, "an all round man," who would take, so to
+speak, the dirty work off his hands. Where was such a man to be found?
+He knew of none. The author is a man of unusually retired habits, and
+associates with but few of his kind. By proclaiming his want openly,
+doubtless, many would have presented themselves for the task, but in
+matters of this sort a certain amount of intimacy with the person
+employed seems to be necessary; at least, so the author thought, and
+thus time rolled on, and the "Tales" were no nearer publication than
+they were years ago, and might still have remained in this state for
+years longer but for an unforeseen incident. One morning, whilst taking
+a constitutional in a neighbouring suburb, the author's attention was
+attracted by a strange-looking stringed instrument of undoubted
+antiquity, in the window of an old curiosity shop. He would enquire the
+price of it. The proprietor, a weasel-faced little man, with a polished
+bald head, foxy beard streaked with grey, and a nose rather red at the
+tip, stood at the door of his shop. His ferret eyes spotted a customer.
+
+"What is the price of that instrument?"
+
+"One guinea."
+
+"I'll take it. Wrap it up in paper."
+
+"Right you are, sir. Good morning, sir. Thank you."
+
+And off trudged the author with this new acquisition to his collection
+of curios.
+
+Little did he imagine at the time what an important part this same
+weasely little man was destined to play in the drama of his every day
+life. Soon after this a second visit was paid to the shop. It was a
+strange place, choked with odd lumber, where any curio might be
+obtained, from a mermaid to a mummy. A stuffed crocodile hung in the
+window. There were cases of stuffed birds and animals, dummies in
+costume, old pictures, antique furniture, armour, weapons, coins, and
+postage stamps. A third and fourth visit succeeded, and after almost
+every visit the author's collection was enriched by some new curio. At
+length, so frequent became these visits to the curio shop, that hardly a
+day passed without the author putting in an appearance. Some two years
+may thus have passed away, during which time the author had ample
+opportunity of studying this human weasel. He learned that he was a
+bum-bailiff, a commission agent, etc., ready to undertake any odd job
+for money.
+
+Here, then, at last, was the very man. The author accordingly propounded
+his plan of publishing the "Tales." That weasel nose sniffed business.
+With alacrity he seized the MSS., and donning a new top hat, which he
+did whenever he desired to create an impression of respectability, he
+climbed to the top of a 'bus, and was soon landed in the thick of our
+metropolis. From that time all has been comparatively plain sailing.
+"_Ce n' est que le premier pas qui coute_," and cost it did, readers,
+you may be certain of that.
+
+ THE AUTHOR.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THE GIPSY QUEEN]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+THE GIPSY QUEEN.--MR. BLACKDEED'S NEW PLAY.
+
+
+It was Monday morning. Our members assembled as usual at the breakfast
+table, after which the host entered with the newspaper, to show his
+guests an account of some political event of great importance. The
+appearance of a newspaper in the club was a thing of great rarity, as we
+have already hinted that politics were only permitted occasionally on
+sufferance. As Mr. Oldstone was commonly looked up to as the head of the
+club, if not altogether on account of his age, still as one who was most
+rigid against any infringement of discipline and decorum, each member
+glanced timidly towards this worthy, as if to ask his consent and
+absolution, which having given with a solemn nod of his head, the other
+members seized with eagerness the mystic folio, and having spread it out
+upon the table, huddled one behind the other to get the first look at
+its contents.
+
+As for our artist, he had "metal more attractive," as Mr. Blackdeed
+might have observed. Nothing would satisfy him but a good long sitting
+from his enchantress, Helen. So stealing from the company, engrossed as
+they were with their politics, he retired to his chamber, where he set
+his palette; and, placing Helen's portrait on the easel, he called his
+model, who came without much pressing, and having placed her in the old
+carved high-backed chair, he commenced work. The portrait waxes apace.
+Our host's daughter is in her very best looks. The painter's hand is
+inspired not merely by the love of art--great, though that love
+undoubtedly is with all artists--but spurred on by another, perhaps more
+powerful feeling, which lends such temper to our artist's ordinary
+faculties, as to render the painter himself, a rare occurrence, utterly
+amazed at his own powers. The first hour passes away like five minutes.
+Scarce a word has been spoken on either side. To those who feel they
+love, few words are necessary, and in many cases, perhaps the fewer the
+better. This was a case in point. Our couple loved. Why should we deny
+it? How futile, indeed, for lovers themselves to deny it to the world?
+How utterly hopeless a task it is for lovers to attempt to conceal their
+love one for the other, even _when_ they intend to do so! Murder will
+out sooner or later. In this, as in many other cases, love given vent to
+in words could be productive of no good to either party; and, therefore,
+as we said before, the fewer words spoken, the better.
+
+But what do I say? Will nature be subdued by mere obstinate silence?
+Will not the trampled down heart rebel and burst its fetters, seeking an
+outlet in the powerful upheavings of the breast; the electric flashes
+of the impassioned eye that the strongest efforts of our feeble will in
+vain endeavour to render cold and indifferent; the involuntary blush,
+the haggard cheek, the pensive look; the smothered sigh--have they no
+language? Nay, your very silence speaks for itself. Oh, youth! if you
+would hide your passion, do so by flight, there is no other way.
+
+This is what McGuilp felt. As for Helen, poor child, her virgin heart
+was a stranger to the tender passion. She had heard of love, but just
+heard of it vaguely as the world speaks of it, without being able to
+realise its power. She would have been incapable of analysing her own
+feelings, but a mysterious languishing softness welled forth from her
+large blue eyes, which whispered to the painter's heart things that it
+dare not acknowledge to her own. Strange, awful, mysterious passion;
+instilling thy subtle poison into the veins of thy willing victims.
+Merciless poisoned dart! Swift as thou art deep, inextricable as thou
+art unerring--who can escape thee?
+
+But let us leave the enamoured couple to themselves for a while. Far be
+it from us to play the spy upon their actions, and let us return to the
+club-room, where the members, having exhausted their newspaper, are
+interrupted in the midst of a political discussion by an authorative
+thump on the table from Mr. Oldstone, who reminds the company that Mr.
+Blackdeed has not yet discharged his debt to the club--viz., the recital
+of his new play, that he had just finished preparing for the stage.
+
+"Ay, ay, the play, the play!" shouted several voices.
+
+"Now then. Blackdeed," said Parnassus, "the play is the thing, you
+know."
+
+Our dramatist, with some show of modest reluctance, or, as Mr Parnassus
+observed, "with sweet reluctant amorous delay," produced his manuscript
+from his ample pocket, inwardly, nothing loath to declaim his late
+effusion before the august assembly, seated himself with an air of
+dignity, and having waited till the whole club was fairly settled, and
+all attention, he thus began:
+
+
+
+THE GIPSY QUEEN.
+
+
+DRAMATIS PERSONAE.
+
+ DON DIEGO.
+ DON SILVIO.
+ DON PASCUAL, son of Don Diego, in love with Inez.
+ PEDRO, servant to Don Silvio.
+ JUAN, servant to Don Diego.
+ DON ALFONSO, friend to Don Pascual, and student of Salamanca.
+ DONNA INEZ, only daughter of Don Silvio.
+ DONNA RODRIGUEZ, nurse to Donna Inez.
+ LADY ABBESS, sister to Don Silvio.
+ GIPSY QUEEN, Pepa.
+ MIGUEL, a Priest.
+
+ Another Priest, Gipsies, Soldiers, Guests, Attendants, and Populace.
+
+ The Scene is laid in Spain in the mountains of Grenada. In Scene III.
+ of Act I., in Salamanca.
+
+
+
+ACT I.
+
+
+SCENE I.--_Study of Don Silvio, with large open window, through which is
+seen the castle of Don Diego on the opposite mountain peak. Don Silvio
+is discovered at a table covered with books, papers, and scientific
+instruments. Strewn about the floor and on shelves are various objects
+of natural science. Don Silvio closes a book he has been reading and
+advances._
+
+ D. SIL. In vain the consolations of deep science,
+ The chiding voice of grave philosophy,
+ To wean us from our earthly fond affections,
+ When once deep-rooted in our bosom's core.
+ Paternal love, surviving youthful passion,
+ As autumn's deep'ning tints the summer's green,
+ Remains mature till the cold wintry blast
+ Of death hath scattered its last quivering leaf,
+ And driven us, whither? I have a daughter,
+ Than whom no saint in heaven purer is.
+ Fair and virtuous Inez! Sole object left
+ Me now to love on earth of all my kin.
+ An old man's pride, and only legacy
+ Of my late spouse, the sainted Dorothea.
+ Who, giving birth to this fair angel, left,
+ After ten years of childless married life,
+ This, my poor helpless babe, but in exchange
+ For her own precious self. Long unconsoled
+ For this, my doleful loss, I sought once more
+ Relief from sorrow in those studies deep,
+ Abandoned since my manhood's prime, when I
+ In Salamanca's university,
+ Did strive for honors, my child consigning
+ To a certain faithful old retainer,
+ The good Rodriguez, who in lieu of mother
+ Did rear the tender babe until it grew
+ To years maturer, when I thought it fit
+ To rescue her from out the hands of one
+ Who, whatsoe'er her care maternal be,
+ Is yet too full of vanity to make
+ A good instructress to my only child,
+ Whom I designed to educate in mode
+ Far different from that in which Rodriguez
+ And all her worldly tribe would seek to do.
+ With this my aim in view, I took the child
+ Away from home whilst yet her mind was tender,
+ And placing her under my sister's care,
+ The Lady Abbess of Saint Ursula--
+ A convent distant thirty miles from hence--
+ I left her until she should reach such age
+ As maidens having made due preparations
+ Are deemed fit to marry. Scarce sixteen
+ Is now my daughter Inez; far too young
+ To face without a guide the many wiles
+ And dire temptations of this giddy world;
+ I fain would keep her longer there, but then,
+ Then comes the thought that harasses my soul.
+ Having in youth squandered my patrimony,
+ Wasting my substance that I might procure
+ Expensive books and likewise instruments
+ I needed in the fond pursuits of science,
+ In gratifiying literary tastes,
+ And other fancies, thus I soon became
+ Deeply indebted to my richer neighbour,
+ The valiant Don Diego, who, much loath
+ To see an old house ruined, hath full oft
+ From time to time with liberal hand advanced
+ Such sums as I could ne'er hope to repay.
+ This knew he, too, full well, and having seen
+ Once my little daughter at the castle,
+ And fancying much her beauty, thereupon
+ Did make what he then doubtless did consider
+ An offer fair and not to be refused
+ By me, a desperate man--his debtor, too--
+ An offer, namely, for my daughter's hand
+ When she should have attained her sixteenth year;
+ And this he gave me well to understand
+ Would be the only way that he'd consent
+ To counsel all my former debts to him;
+ Refusing this, I knew th' alternative.
+ Don Diego is a soldier fierce and proud
+ As he is courageous, stern and merciless
+ Towards those who thwart his will. What could I do?
+ Unable to pay and in his power,
+ Groaning 'neath a sense of obligation;
+ Allured, too, perhaps, by prospects flattering
+ In worldly sense to her, a poor man's daughter,
+ I e'en consented. In an evil hour
+ I gave my word to friend Diego,
+ A man of my own years, whose castle stands
+ Upon the opposite peak. Behold it.
+ A man, I say, who might be her grandsire;
+ Nor is it mere disparity of years
+ That makes the gap to gape between the pair.
+ Besides his age, and now decaying health,
+ Don Diego all his youth has led a life
+ The most licentious. Rumours strange and wild
+ Are busy with his name, for it is known
+ That he esteems the holy love of woman
+ But as a flower to pluck and cast aside.
+ He hath no reverence for religious rites,
+ And thinks of matrimony but as a bond,
+ Of all bonds easiest broke. With thoughts like these
+ How shall it fare then with my poor daughter
+ When once the knot is tied? His temper then
+ Is stern and imperious, blunt and rude.
+ Accustomed to command, he reigns alone
+ Amidst a flattering troup of followers,
+ Like petty tyrant, treating men as serfs.
+ In boasting moods he vaunts of ancestry
+ Who never thwarted were in lust or hate,
+ And to this man shall I consign my daughter?
+ No, no, it was an evil hour when I
+ O'er hastily did consent to sacrifice
+ My lovely Inez, purest of her sex,
+ To this man's savage and rapacious lust.
+ Repentance came too late, for he doth hold
+ Me still to my promise, and all in vain
+ Are pleadings of my daughter's tender age.
+ The promise of her hand at some time hence,
+ When she to riper womanhood hath grown,
+ Excuse or promise unavailing both,
+ For he, with military punctilio
+ And lustful hot impatience, doth demand
+ Her hand at once, and will brook no delay.
+ He called on me of late, and from his mien
+ I saw there was but little left to hope.
+ A father's tears, as ever, failed to soften
+ His all too stubborn nature, and at length
+ He threatened me with ruin or with death
+ And forcible abduction of my daughter
+ If on a certain day ('tis now at hand)
+ I gave not him my daughter for his wife.
+ As yet my child knows nothing of this plan,
+ But now the time draws near when she must know.
+ How can I face my daughter? How can I
+ With humble, piteous whine, say, "Inez,
+ Thy father is ruined, an thou heed him not?
+ Save him by the sacrifice of thyself."
+ Or else, with imperious and austere brow,
+ Say, "Inez, I command thee as a father
+ To wed the man I've chosen thee--Don Diego.
+ Obedience is a filial duty, and
+ Thy father better knows what's for thy good
+ Than thou thyself. At once prepare, obey!"
+ Or should I, contrary to precepts taught
+ Once by myself when she was yet a child,
+ When I have preached 'gainst vanities and pomps,
+ Empty frivolities and lust of greed,
+ Can I now plead thus, and say, "Daughter mine,
+ Behold what a grand thing it is to be
+ One of the great ones of the earth, and move
+ For ever midst the gay and high-born throng
+ Of lords and ladies without care or pain,
+ With means at hand to gratify each wish,
+ To live the mistress of a noble castle,
+ With serfs at thy command, with gold, with jewels,
+ Dress at thy caprice, and hear around thee
+ Ravishing strains of music in thy halls;
+ Thy gardens, parks, and pleasure grounds rivalling
+ Those of the noblest peers, exciting envy
+ Of all thy neighbours, and this, yes, all this,
+ Thou hast but to reach out thy hand to take;
+ Accept the old Don Diego for thy spouse,
+ His castle's thine, and all that therein is;
+ Don't be a fool and throw this chance away
+ Because, forsooth, he's old, somewhat infirm,
+ Unfair to view, irascible and stern,
+ And recklessly give up thy giddy heart
+ To some young spendthrift, all because he's fair;
+ Throw not such a glorious chance away,
+ But make thy father's fortune and thine own?"
+ Is this the strain that I could use to her
+ After my virtuous lessons and wise saws?
+ Could she not answer, "Father, is it thou--
+ Thou who dids't ever counsel me to shun
+ The whispered words of gallants with the wiles
+ And impious vanities of this base world,
+ Dids't inculcate obedience, filial love,
+ As primary virtues ever with the young?
+ Was it that I might blindly, passively
+ Submit my will to thine? Shunning fresh youth;
+ That at thy bidding I might give my hand,
+ Loathing, yet passively, unto a man
+ Whose years do full quadruple mine, and all
+ Because this man has wealth and I have none?
+ Is this thy virtue, father? This the end
+ Of all thy teachings, that I should become
+ The minion, yes, the minion of a dotard?"
+ And would she not be right? Could I look up
+ Into her angel's face unblushingly,
+ And with a base hypocrisy reply,
+ "My child, 'tis for thy good. Such is the world."
+ Would she believe me? Would she not despise
+ Me and my words, see through my selfishness?
+ Yet what to do I know not. I am lost.
+ Would not the world itself proclaim me base?
+ Would not the mockers say, "Behold the sage,
+ The philosophic, wise Don Silvio,
+ He who despises wealth and this world's pomp,
+ Yet sells his daughter for Don Diego's gold?"
+ Thus run I counter both to God and man,
+ And mine own conscience. Crushing my child's heart
+ That I might save my own grey head from ruin.
+ Help me, ye saints! for I have need of guidance. [_Kneeling._
+ Soul of my blest departed Dorothea!
+ Assist me with thy counsels, and send down
+ From that high heaven where thou in peace doth dwell
+ A blessing on thy daughter and her sire;
+ It cannot, sure, be that our Inez shall
+ Unwillingly and loathingly consent
+ To wed a vicious dotard for his gold. [_Rising._
+ Time wanes, and with my part I must go through;
+ Then, as to the rest, let heaven think on't.
+ I know not if I meditate aright;
+ Nay, I know I am wrong, but I've no choice.
+ Hola! Rodriguez!--Rodriguez, I say!
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ.
+
+ How now, Rodriguez, did'st not hear me call?
+
+ ROD. Indeed, my lord, I came as soon as I
+ Did hear you, but it may be that of late
+ I have grown a little hard of hearing;
+ Rodriguez now is getting old. How many
+ Years is it I have served your lordship here?
+
+ D. SIL. Cease thy prating tongue, and now lend thine ear.
+
+ ROD. I'm all attention, good my lord, proceed.
+
+ D. SIL. Well then, here is a letter I have written
+ To thy young mistress, bidding her return
+ With fullest speed to the paternal roof.
+
+ ROD. What! my young mistress Inez coming home
+ After full five years' stay within the walls,
+ The gloomy walls, of grim St. Ursula!
+ Poor soul! she'll scarce remember old Rodriguez.
+ How I long to see her! How she'll have grown.
+ Time will have wrought great changes. But a child
+ She was when first she left her father's hall,
+ And now returns a woman. Pretty dear!
+ Shall I ever forget how she did cry
+ At leaving me? For you must know, Senor,
+ That ever with a mother's tender care
+ I've cherished her as were she child of mine,
+ And she, sweet soul, ne'er having known her mother,
+ Looked for no other mother than myself.
+ And mother she would call me when a babe,
+ Until she grew and first began to learn
+ The death of your good lady Dorothea--
+ Peace be to her soul, the dear sweet lady--
+ Then she learned to call me Nurse Rodriguez.
+ Dear little soul! When I did see her last
+ She had her mother's brow, her mother's hair,
+ Her eyes, too, and her tiny foot and hand;
+ Her smile was all her mother's, yet methinks
+ Something about the nose and mouth and chin
+ Was from your lordship. How I wonder now
+ If she be changed, if she do remember
+ How I was wont to dance her on my knee
+ To still her cries with sweets, and how she'd ask
+ Me to tell her all about her mother--
+ How she looked and spoke, and how she dressed?
+ I told her all I knew. What I knew not
+ That straight I did invent to please the child,
+ And oftimes on a chilly wintry night
+ Of storm and tempest, when the lightning's flash
+ Lit up with lurid glare the outward gloom,
+ And the loud thunder, like to wake the dead,
+ Shook the old castle walls to their foundation,
+ On such nights as these, when sleep would desert
+ Her downy pillow, I would lift her thus,
+ And wrapping her up in my ample shawl,
+ I'd draw her to the fire. Then, whilst the warmth
+ Of the genial element diffused
+ Itself throughout the chamber, rendering
+ By the contrast of the black storm without
+ Its growing blaze more grateful, then would I
+ Beguile the night with tales of ghosts and ghouls,
+ Of elves and fairies, and hobgoblins grim,
+ Of witches, wizards, vampires, dwarfs, and giants,
+ Pirates, brigands, and unburied corpses,
+ Whose restless spirits, ever hovering near,
+ Render the place accursed, and bring ill
+ To happen unto those who wander there.
+ Wraiths and doubles, and corpse candles glim'ring
+ O'er unhallowed graves. Of secret murders,
+ Of spells, enchantment, and of hidden treasure,
+ Fights of knights and dragons, Christian damsels
+ Rescued from Moorish captors by their lovers,
+ Tales of the Inquisition and its tortures,
+ Of dungeons dark and drear, and skeletons
+ Found bleak and bare, laden with rusty chains
+ That ever and anon at midnight's hour
+ Were heard to move and shake, with many a tale
+ Of the wild gipsy tribes that roam these mountains,
+ Of haunted houses and weird palaces,
+ That at the magician's word sink 'neath the ground,
+ Of devils and of fiends--
+
+ D. SIL. And all the lore
+ That gossips love to frighten children with.
+ Wretch and most wicked beldam! Is it thus
+ By giving reins to thine accursed tongue
+ That thou hast sought to poison my child's mind?
+ Is this why every eve when it grew dark
+ I've seen her shudder and look o'er her shoulder?
+ Why she would never enter a dark room?
+ Why, as I've watched beside her tiny crib,
+ I've seen her start in sleep with stifled sob?
+ When I have watched her wan and haggard cheek,
+ Her thoughtful mien, her dreamy vacant stare,
+ Until I've fancied her in a decline,
+ And feared she would not long be left to cheer
+ My gloomy hearth; then was it this, I say,
+ Thy foolish wicked lies, torturing thus
+ Her tender infant brain? I say, for shame!
+ In good time I rescued her from thy hands.
+
+ ROD. I'm sure my lord, I've always sought to--
+
+ D. SIL. Hush!
+ And give me no more of thy silly prate,
+ I've some affairs on hand, and must away,
+ O'er long thou hast detained me with thy cant.
+ Here, take this note, bid Pedro start at once
+ And bear this safely to my daughter there,
+ For to-night at the hostel he must sleep,
+ To-morrow early he must start towards home,
+ Accompanying my daughter by the way. [_Going._
+
+ ROD. My lord, I'll see to't.
+
+ D. SIL. And hark! Rodriguez,
+ There's one thing I would caution you against.
+
+ ROD. And that is, my lord?
+
+ D. SIL. And that is, I say,
+ That when my daughter home arrives to-morrow,
+ You fill not her head with foolish stories
+ And antiquated superstitions.
+ Above all, talk to her not of gallants,
+ Of tournaments, elopements, serenades,
+ Or anecdotes of thine own frivolous life.
+
+ RON. My lord! my lord!
+
+ D. SIL. Once for all, I repeat,
+ Detail not all the follies of thy youth;
+ Talk to her not of dress or finery,
+ Nor all the gilded pageantries of courts,
+ Or such like vanities; and now, adieu,
+ I must go hence. Think well of what I've said. [_Exit._
+
+ ROD. (_Alone._) Poor, poor gentleman, I fear he's going;
+ He's growing old now, is my poor master,
+ And folks when they grow old are ever childish.
+ He ne'er has been the same since the departure
+ Of my poor mistress, Lady Dorothea.
+ What said he about my frivolous life?
+ Who can cast a stone at Dame Rodriguez?
+ Oh, his head's gone; that's very clear, alas!
+ _My_ life! 'Twere well he thought about his own,
+ Spent here mid dusty books and parchments old,
+ With dirty bottles and queer instruments.
+ As no one ever saw the like before.
+ What he does with them, who can understand?
+ Shut up here like a hermit all day long.
+ A plague on him, and all his crotchety ways!
+ Wait till my mistress Inez doth return;
+ She will enliven him, and 'twixt us two,
+ We'll make a clearance of this dusty cell.
+ "Talk to her not of dress!" Poor silly man!
+ Why, how on earth is the poor child to know,
+ Shut up these five years in those convent walls,
+ Of all the latest fashions of the day?
+ How should she dress herself without the aid
+ Of old Rodriguez? See how these men are.
+ Do we live in a world or do we not?
+ I should not do my duty to his child
+ Were I to listen to him. No I must,
+ The instant she arrives, take her in hand.
+ "Talk to her not of gallants!" Why, forsooth?
+ Must the poor child see no society?
+ Is this hall a convent or a desert?
+ Was she not born to marry and to mix
+ With other ladies of her state and rank?
+ How should she find a husband without me?
+ She's growing up now, and has no mother,
+ And as for her poor father, he'd as soon
+ Think of flying as of his daughter's weal.
+ No, no; but I will teach her how to cut
+ A figure in this world as best becomes
+ Her rank and station. I will teach her, too,
+ What colours best become her, and how I,
+ I, Rodriguez, figured once in youth,
+ When I with train of yellow and scarlet silk,
+ And stomacher of green, sleeves of sky-blue,
+ First did meet my Carlos at the bull-fight.
+ I'll teach her how to dress, to use the fan--
+ Thus, also thus, and thus, and how to draw,
+ With well-feigned coyness, the mantilla, thus,
+ Across her face, leaving one eye exposed,
+ And ogle, so, the gallants as they pass.
+ A few good lessons taken from an adept
+ Will soon prepare her for society.
+
+ PEDRO. (_Without._) Rodriguez, Hola! Rodriguez, What ho!
+
+ _Enter_ PEDRO.
+
+ ROD. Donna Rodriguez, an it please you, sir.
+
+ PED. Well then, be it so, Donna Rodriguez,
+ I've just met master coming from the castle,
+ Apparently in no good humour. He
+ Asked me if you'd given me a letter
+ Addressed to Donna Inez at the convent,
+ And bid me thither haste without delay,
+ Threatening me with mine instant dismissal
+ Should Mistress Inez fail to arrive to-morrow,
+ And thus with hasty step and moody brow
+ He passed me by, as if old retainers
+ Had not their privileges, eh? Rodriguez--
+ Donna Rodriguez, I should say. Pardon me.
+
+ ROD. Here is the letter; you had best be off.
+ Stay, Pedro. Did master look so savage?
+
+ PED. Even so.
+
+ ROD. Something must have angered him.
+ Prithee, good Pedro, hast thou not of late
+ Noted a change in poor Don Silvio?
+
+ PED. Faith, I cannot tell. Since I have known him
+ He hath been always the same moody man.
+
+ ROD. But has he not of late seemed more estranged,
+ More dull, more gloomy, just as if there were
+ Something of unusual import that
+ Were hanging o'er him?
+
+ PED. In truth I know not.
+
+ ROD. He sees no company.
+
+ PED. That's nothing new.
+
+ ROD. I mean--save that of that old haughty Don,
+ Old Don Diego from the neighbouring castle,
+ Who ne'er vouchsafes me word, but when he comes
+ Passes me by as the veriest slut,
+ With not so much as "Good-day, Rodriguez,"
+ But asks me sternly if my master's in.
+ His visits have been frequent here of late.
+ What think'st thou is the meaning of all this?
+
+ PED. In faith, I know not, and do not much care.
+
+ ROD. Ha! thou carest not? Come now, good Pedro,
+ Wilt thou that I confide a secret to thee?
+
+ PED. A secret that shall increase my wages,
+ Take more work off my shoulders? Then declare 't;
+ If it be ought else, then keep your secret.
+ I am tired of ever being the slave and drudge
+ Of my old master for such paltry pay.
+ I've served here now some twenty years and more.
+ But matters were not always thus. I've seen
+ The castle walls look handsomer in my day.
+ In Lady Dorothea's time I never
+ Had to wait for my wages, and my suit
+ Was always clean and new. Then were there more
+ Servants in the castle who took near all
+ The work off my hands. Now that they're dismissed
+ The burden of the household falls on me,
+ And the wages, 'stead of waxing more,
+ I have to wait for. I know not how long 'tis
+ I have not seen the colour of his gold.
+ Why, the castle's gone to rack and ruin.
+ I am ashamed to meet my former friends,
+ The well-fed menials of Don Diego's hall,
+ When they with grave and supercilious smile
+ Do thus accost me, "Ha! good man, Pedro,
+ How fares it with thee and thy poor master?
+ Thy suit, methinks, grows musty, like his castle,
+ And, to speak truth, I once have seen thee fatter."
+ Then straight they talk about their master's bounty.
+ "Look how we fare," say they; "an I were thou
+ I'd strike for higher wages or else leave."
+ And all these taunts I have to bear--for what?
+
+ ROD. Well, well, I fare but as yourself; but hark--
+ Something's astir within the castle.
+
+ PED. (_Turning round timidly._) Where?
+
+ ROD. Bah! I mean something's about to happen
+ In this old hall, an I do not mistake.
+ A _change_.
+
+ PED. For the better? Out with it, Rodriguez.
+ Be quick, for with this note I must away. [_Going._
+
+ ROD. Just so; the letter. What think'st thou there's in 't?
+
+ PED. I never play the spy. Money, think you?
+ [_Holding it up to the light._
+
+ ROD. I trow not. I spoke but of it's import.
+
+ PED. Marry, what should it be but just to bid
+ Young Mistress Inez home without delay?
+
+ ROD. Exactly; and canst divine the motive?
+
+ PED. Faith! Perhaps the charges of the convent
+ Have grown too costly for the miser's purse,
+ Or 't may be having stayed there her full time,
+ She now returns unto her father's hall.
+
+ ROD. Not altogether that, for I well know
+ Don Silvio would fain have kept her longer.
+ Hark, Pedro! thou know'st that I've always been
+ A faithful follower of this ancient house,
+ And no time-server as some others are.
+
+ PED. (_Aside._) Humph! That's meant for me. Time-server, forsooth!
+
+ ROD. Ill would 't become a faithful old retainer
+ Not to take interest in her lord's affairs,
+ So with this sense of duty upmost, aye,
+ And marking something most unusual
+ In these frequent visits of Don Diego,
+ Then hearing once his voice in angry tones,
+ And that of our poor master, trembling, meek,
+ I naturally bent my ear until
+ It level stood with the chamber's keyhole.
+
+ PED. Naturally, Donna Rodriguez. Well?
+
+ ROD. Ha! Now you take more interest in my tale.
+ Well, then I heard the whining piteous tones
+ Of our old master's voice in broken sobs.
+ "Think of her tender age, and your own years.
+ Can this disparity between you both,
+ This forced consent on her part, bring to her
+ Ought but unhappiness? Prithee, reflect.
+ Think of a father's feelings, and forbear."
+ "Think of your debts, old man, and of your past,"
+ Now said a sterner voice; "and if you fail
+ To have your daughter all in readiness
+ The next time that I call, so the wedding
+ May be solemnised within my private chapel
+ At whatsoever hour I please, hark ye!
+ I'll sell your ruined castle o'er your head,
+ Drive you houseless into the open air
+ To beg your bread; by force abduct your daughter,
+ And----
+
+ PED. Did he say that?
+
+ ROD. Ay, he did, indeed.
+
+ _Enter_ DON SILVIO _musingly behind--he stops and listens_.
+
+ PED. Why then he'll do 't; that is, if our old lord
+ Do not peaceably give up his daughter.
+
+ ROD. Oh, it's horrible, horrible. Poor child!
+
+ PED. Horrible for us to be turned adrift.
+ Poor child, indeed! the best thing that could hap,
+ I wish the little jade no better luck.
+ The daughter of a threadbare miser. _She_
+ Turn up her nose at such a match as this!
+ I can't think what our master's scruples are
+ To such a union. Luck seems on his side.
+
+ ROD. Hush. You forget her age, the poor dear child
+ Has scarce arrived at puberty, and then
+ Knows nothing of the world, but cometh straight
+ From that old convent without time to taste
+ The sweets of life, or choose from out the crowd
+ Of motley youths who _should_ encompass her
+ One of her choice, befitting more her age
+ Than this grey, grim, and surly Don Diego.
+
+ PED. Don Diego is a proper gentleman.
+ A trifle old, perhaps; so much the better,
+ He will but die the sooner, and so leave
+ Our Inez mistress of his lordly hall.
+ Once left a widow, young and rich, she then
+ May marry any gallant that she likes.
+ First let her fill her mouth and clothe her back,
+ Then indulge her own caprice at leisure.
+ I'm for Don Diego, and will help his plan
+ With all my power.
+
+ ROD. Oh! you men, you men,
+ You're all alike, and have no sentiments.
+ Just such a one is master, who would sell
+ His only child to pay his debts withal.
+
+ PED. Why, how can he help it? Debts must be paid.
+ And when the debt is cancelled in this way
+ I fancy I can see the old miser chuckle
+ To himself at having got off so cheap.
+
+ DON SILVIO _advances in their midst_.
+
+ D. SIL. Discussing matters that concern ye not,
+ Eavesdropping hounds, unmannered miscreants!
+ Is this your duty and your gratitude?
+ Knaves that ye are, and base-born time-servers,
+ Off with ye both! Thou, Pedro, lazy lout,
+ Off to the convent, as I bade thee. Fly!
+ Rouse not my wrath; and thou, thou gossiping hag,
+ Back to thy room and give thy tongue a rest,
+ Else it will swell and choke thee. Would it might.
+
+ [_Exeunt severally Pedro and Rodriguez. Don Silvio throws
+ himself into an armchair, and covers his face with his
+ hands._
+
+
+SCENE II.--_Interior of the Convent of St. Ursula. Inez discovered
+pacing up and down dejectedly._
+
+ INEZ. 'Tis passing strange that all these five long years
+ That I have lived within these convent walls,
+ A stranger to the world without, unless
+ To the narrow limits of our garden.
+ I ne'er remember to have passed a night
+ Like last night was. Most strange and fearful dreams
+ Disturbed my slumber, robbing me of rest;
+ Confused they were, and I can scarce recall
+ Aught of their substance, but methought that I
+ Was caught and roughly handled by rude men
+ With dark ferocious faces. By their dress
+ I should have deemed them gipsies; then methought
+ I saw a female--tall, majestic, old,
+ Or middle-aged, in strange and wild attire,
+ Who spoke to me, and questioned me in proud,
+ Yet calm and kindly accents, and that she
+ Rebuked the ruffians, so that they fell back
+ And did no harm to me; yet still I sat
+ Surrounded by the band, which kept close guard.
+ My fear was very great, so that I think
+ I must have fainted, for I knew no more.
+ It was a dream most unaccountable.
+ My aunt, the Lady Abbess, says that dreams
+ Are sent us oftimes by the saints to warn,
+ Guide, and admonish us. That holy men,
+ Ay, and women, too, have had many things
+ Revealed to them in dreams and visions.
+ Old nurse Rodriguez, too, I can recall,
+ Oft would relate me hers, and would declare
+ They all came true, or bore some hidden sense
+ That none save gifted sybils could explain.
+ And now, although my memory's much confused,
+ Methinks Rodriguez formed part of my dream.
+
+ _Enter_ LADY ABBESS.
+
+ LADY AB. What! Inez, musing--art not well, my child?
+
+ INEZ. I've slept badly, aunt, and have a headache.
+
+ LADY AB. Here's that will cure it.
+
+ INEZ. What! A letter?
+
+ LADY AB. Ay, from thy father; it was hither brought
+ By an old servitor.
+
+ INEZ. The good Pedro?
+
+ LADY AB. I think the same; I've seen his face before.
+ Thou know'st, Inez, that it is my custom
+ To break the seal of all the letters that
+ Come here directed to my novices,
+ To prevent clandestine correspondence;
+ But knowing well my brother's handwriting,
+ And being well informed of the contents
+ By this same Pedro, I deemed it useless.
+ Read it then, dear, thyself.
+
+ INEZ. (_Reads._) "My dearest child,
+ The time has now come round when thou should'st end
+ Thy course of studies at St. Ursula's.
+ It is my wish that thou at once take leave
+ For ever of thy aunt, the Lady Abbess,
+ And without more delay prepare to start
+ In the company of my servant Pedro.
+ See that thou be not tardy, but straightway,
+ Quick after the perusal of these lines,
+ Set off upon thy journey, for I have
+ Much to say to thee. Greet my good sister.
+ Your loving father,
+ Silvio."
+ Dearest aunt,
+ I know not if I should laugh for joy or weep,
+ For, returning home to see my father,
+ I needs must bid farewell to you, who e'er
+ Have been a mother to me.
+
+ LADY AB. Dearest child!
+ I am full loath to part with thee, but still,
+ In obedience to thy father's orders,
+ Thou must not tarry. Take my blessing then,
+ And may the blessed Virgin and the saints
+ Protect thee from all harm upon the road.
+ Kiss me, my Inez, and now straight commence
+ To get thy baggage ready.
+
+ INEZ. And Pedro?
+
+ LADY AB. He is without. I'll call him. What! Pedro.
+
+ _Enter_ PEDRO.
+
+ PED. Gracious Donna Inez, I kiss your hands.
+
+ INEZ. Ah, good Pedro, sure thou scarce knowest me;
+ These many years have wrought a change in us.
+ How leftest thou my father? Well, I hope;
+ And nurse Rodriguez, she, I hope, is well.
+
+ PED. Excellent well, most gracious lady, both.
+
+ INEZ. I'm glad of 't. And thou thyself, good Pedro?
+
+ PED. I thank the Lord, good lady, I'm not worse--
+ I'm getting old.
+
+ LADY AB. That is the fate of all;
+ We cannot aye be young.
+
+ PED. True, good lady.
+
+ INEZ. And now, Pedro, do thou wait here until
+ I shall return. I'll try not to be long;
+ I've my baggage yet to pack, and to say
+ Some words in private to our Lady Abbess
+ [_Exeunt Inez and Lady Abbess._
+
+ PED. Why, how the little wench has grown, i' faith!
+ But I'd have known her anywhere, I would,
+ So strong is the resemblance to her mother--
+ Her voice, her very manner too's the same
+ As Lady Dorothy's when first I knew her.
+ Ah, those were merry days. Would I could live
+ Them o'er again. Let me see. What was it
+ The gipsy beldam told me by the road?
+ Ha! I remember. When about half-way
+ Between the castle and St. Ursula,
+ While jogging through a bleak and bare ravine
+ Upon my mule, and leading on the other,
+ A crone stood in my path--a gipsy crone.
+ I know not how old; but past middle age.
+ Still, from her mien, which was majestic, proud,
+ I think she had been handsome in her youth.
+ "Good morrow, Pedro," said the crone. "Speed well"
+ "Good morrow, Dame," said I. "You know me, then?"
+ "And have done long. Gipsies know everything.
+ Wilt have a proof of it? Wilt know thy fortune?
+ Show me thy palm," she said. "My palm!" said I,
+ "Know thou, good gipsy, I have nought withal
+ To pay thee." "Never mind for that," she said;
+ "I love to gossip with an old retainer.
+ Thy gossip shall repay me. Quick, thy palm."
+ Then tracing with her gaunt and taloned finger
+ A mystic sign across the line of life,
+ "Not always thus, good Pedro, hast thou been.
+ Thou hast a master who but ill repays
+ Thy manifold and useful services.
+ Thou hadst a mistress once, but she is gone;
+ With her decease good luck hath fled the house,
+ But times will change, and luck will reappear,
+ And thou shalt live content to good old age."
+ I recollect no more of what she said,
+ But mighty promises she made of luck.
+ Then straightway she did ask me of my lord--
+ How he fared, and also of Don Diego.
+ "Excellent well," said I, and here I laughed.
+ "Too well, too well, for one with head so white."
+ "How mean'st thou?" she said, with searching gaze.
+ "Why, marry thus!" said I; "they say Don Diego----
+ Hush, but this is a secret (here I winked)
+ That old Don Diego, spite his years, doth think
+ To take to him a young and pretty wife."
+ Here the crone started somewhat, as I thought,
+ And o'er her bronzed features came a flush
+ Like burnished copper, and her eagle eye
+ Flashed as with fire; but in an instant
+ Her cheeks grew ashen pale and her lips trembled.
+ Why I know not; but deeming her unwell,
+ I offered her a sip of wine from out
+ The gourd I carried at my saddle's flank;
+ But she declined. "No wine," saith she, "hath ever
+ Passed my lips since I was born. Shall I
+ Break through my abstinence in hoary age?"
+ Then seeming quite recovered, "Well," she said,
+ "What was it of Don Diego, thou wert saying?
+ Thou saidst, he thought to take to him a wife.
+ Can this be true? Who may the lady be?"
+ Then, mocking her, I said, "Thou knowest all things,
+ Know'st thou not, the lady is our Inez,
+ The daughter of my old lord Don Silvio.
+ Still in her teens, and staying with her aunt,
+ Lady Superior at St Ursula's,
+ From here some fifteen miles, whither I go
+ By order of her father, at full speed
+ To carry back his daughter to his hall?
+ And know'st thou not the wedding day is fixed,
+ And all in readiness, but that our Inez
+ As yet knows nought o't; but that to-morrow,
+ When at eve I bring her to her father,
+ She will soon learn it all, and willy, nilly,
+ Will have to wed the old man for his gold?"'
+ All this I told her. Then she said, "True, true,
+ The stars already have revealed so much;
+ But mark me, Pedro, mark me well, I say,
+ For I know all things. It shall never be
+ It will not happen. The stars forbid it."
+ "What! Don Diego's wedding," said I. "We'll see."
+ And off I trotted till I reached the convent.
+
+ _Re-enter_ LADY ABBESS _and_ INEZ.
+
+ LADY AB. And now, dear Inez, now that all's prepared
+ For thy long homeward journey, one more kiss.
+ Salute thy father, and bear well in mind
+ All I have taught thee. When thou hast arrived
+ Write to me straight to say that thou art safe.
+ Thou, Pedro, do thy duty towards thy charge.
+ And, Inez, love, thou'lt think of me sometimes,
+ And should chance ever bring thee by this way,
+ Thou'lt come and see me, eh? And now farewell.
+ I dare not keep thee longer. Bless thee, Inez.
+ Adieu; the saints protect thee. Go in peace. [_Embracing her._
+
+ INEZ. Farewell, kind aunt, farewell.
+ [_Exeunt Lady Abbess and Inez weeping, Pedro following._
+
+
+
+ACT II.
+
+
+SCENE I.--_A country inn in the Sierra Nevada. A table spread under a
+vine._
+
+ _Enter_ DON ALFONSO _and_ DON PASCUAL.
+
+ D. PAS. Must thou then really leave me and return
+ To Salamanca to resume thy studies?
+ Alas! to think that thou shouldst go alone,
+ And that I dare not bear thee company.
+ Tell me, Alfonso, think'st thou the police
+ Are ever on my track, or else that they
+ Have now given up all strict and diligent search,
+ Some weeks having passed o'er since the fatal deed?
+
+ D. ALF. I would not counsel thee yet to return.
+ Too many rash deeds have been done of late
+ For the law to lie much longer passive;
+ Besides, the man you murdered was a count,
+ A great hidalgo, and of haughty race;
+ His family will leave no stone unturned
+ Until this murdered member is avenged.
+
+ D. PAS. Murdered! say'st thou again? 'Twas in a duel.
+
+ D. ALF. Murder or homicide, 'twill go ill with thee,
+ An thou fall'st in the clutches of the law.
+ In good time thou leftest Salamanca.
+ But live and learn; I did ever tell thee
+ Thou wast over ready with thy weapon.
+ What! For a hasty word said in hot blood
+ Must thou be ever quarte, and tierce, and thrust?
+
+ D. PAS. Hold, friend, but you must know the case was thus--
+ I met Count Pablo----
+
+ D. ALF. I know the story.
+ The count was stern and haughty as thyself,
+ Nor made allowances for others' pride;
+ He could not brook the independent gaze
+ Of one whom, perhaps, he deemed of lower birth;
+ This led to altercation and fierce looks
+ (I own him wrong, for he began the quarrel),
+ But it was thou who wast the first to challenge;
+ And all for a word, too.
+
+ D. PAS. And was that nought?
+ Nought, the being called a gipsy bastard?
+ What! Call'st thou that a trifle? Bastard! Ugh!
+ I swear, that had he been ten times my friend,
+ I would have slain him. Bastard! Gipsy, too!
+ What! Are we Spaniards of so fair a skin
+ That he would have me pale-eyed, flaxen-haired,
+ Like the barbarians of northern climes?
+ May not a Spaniard have an olive skin
+ And jetty eye without being gipsy called?
+ A mystery, I know, hangs o'er my birth;
+ I ne'er knew my parents. Some secret hand
+ Doth forward me remittances at times,
+ That I might be enabled to pursue
+ My studies at the university.
+ I cannot think it is my spurious father,
+ For I do well remember me of one--
+ Indeed, I think that she was not my mother.
+ Although she treated me as her own son--
+ A lady of high rank and ample means,
+ A widow, too, with kind and gentle ways.
+ I knew not then that she was not my mother;
+ But dying when I yet was but a child,
+ I was put early to a seminary.
+ It may be I inherited her fortune,
+ And out of this expenses are disbursed.
+ When young I made no strict inquiries
+ As to my origin. Those around me
+ Told me but little, but I think I heard
+ I was adopted by this widow lady.
+ More I ne'er cared to know, until of late,
+ Being stung by the count's taunt of spurious birth,
+ I challenged him and killed him in a duel.
+ And now I fain would have the myst'ry cleared,
+ E'en should the certain knowledge gall my soul
+ And I in truth should be a gipsy bastard.
+ It may be that he spoke the truth. But how
+ Did he come to know of it? Or, if truth,
+ That truth was spoke in insult, and so ta'en.
+ He who would call me gipsy, let him fear
+ My gipsy blood. Let who would call me bastard
+ Prepare to feel the sting a bastard feels.
+ [_Touching his sword hilt._
+
+ D. ALF. Chafe not thyself; the deed is done. No more
+ Mar not the precious moments of our parting
+ With fiery words, like braggadocio,
+ Or vain lamentings of the fatal past,
+ But let us rather draw unto the table,
+ And o'er a merry flask of Val de Penas
+ Strive to forget all sorrow.
+
+ D. PAS. So say I; [_Seating themselves at the table._
+ And here's to thy safe journey and return
+ To thy most beloved Salamanca.
+ And here's to the eyes that await thee there.
+ Here's also to the delicate moustache----
+
+ D. ALF. Enough, enough, my friend. Such toasts as these
+ Keep for thyself. I've other ends in view.
+ I have to carve my passage through the world,
+ To which no syren's eyes must be a hindrance.
+ Wish me but success in all my studies.
+
+ D. PAS. Ay, so I do, Alfonso, from my heart.
+
+ D. ALF. As to thyself, Pascual, as it seems
+ Thou art but little formed for study, being
+ Of a too warm and hasty temperament
+ To find much solace in the student's page,
+ Preferring lone rambles and sylvan sports
+ To the uncertain fame a scholar seeks.
+ To thee, and such as thee, the love of woman
+ Thy ardent nature will not fail to find
+ Out of the many one whom thou canst love.
+ May she be virtuous as she is fair,
+ And worthy of thy love as thou of hers.
+
+ D. PAS. I thank thee, but as yet my heart is whole.
+ May I dare hope yet that a time may come
+ When a woman's love and a happy home
+ To thee may not be all contemptible.
+ Heigho!
+
+ D. ALF. Thou sighest. Sure thou art in love.
+
+ D. PAS. Not so, my friend, not yet.
+
+ D. ALF. Then wherefore sigh?
+
+ D. PAS. Thou hast awoke strange mem'ries in my mind--
+ Events long past that I'd but all forgot.
+ 'Tis nothing, thou'lt say--mere childish fancy.
+ Prithee, friend Alfonso, tell me one thing.
+ Dost really think I come of gipsy blood?
+
+ D. ALF. What! Is it there the shoe still pinches? Ha!
+ Fill up another bumper of this wine
+ And wash down the word, else it will choke thee.
+
+ D. PAS. Nay, I am serious, and would have thy word.
+ Tell me in honour, now, what thou dost think.
+
+ D. ALF. Bah! What matters it? Thou art somewhat dark;
+ But, as thou well sayst, so are all our race.
+
+ D. PAS. True. But what think'st thou?
+
+ D. ALF. Faith! I cannot tell.
+ Perhaps over dark for a Castilian.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha! Say'st thou so? I've long thought so myself.
+ And what confirms me in the thought is this,
+ That ever since my earliest youth I've felt
+ A strange affection for these gipsy tribes--
+ A sympathy for their wild wandering life
+ And fierce impatience at the cold restraints
+ By which well-bred society doth cramp
+ Our fervid passions. Friend, thou knowest me well.
+ Thou sayest well I am not formed for study,
+ That is to say, such studies as thine own--
+ Th' intricacies of law, philosophy,
+ The mysteries of theology, and all
+ The lore for which you students sap your youth.
+ My book is nature. In the open fields
+ I've loved to lie at night and watch the stars,
+ The various aspects of the changing moon,
+ Or on the giddy mountain peak at morn
+ To view the first beams of the rising sun
+ As from the rosy horizon it climbs
+ Up towards the purple zenith. At midday
+ I love to rest me in the sylvan shade
+ And watch the deer grazing on the rich turf,
+ Or else in company of some jovial friends,
+ Hunt these poor denizens from their peaceful haunts,
+ And, heated with the chase, dismount and slake
+ My parching thirst from out the neighbouring brook.
+ Full oft in my wild wanderings I have passed
+ Through desert places, where no dwelling was,
+ And, overcome by hunger and fatigue,
+ Have well nigh fainted, but in such cases,
+ When human hospitality doth fail
+ Nature comes to the rescue and procures
+ Its roots and berries, sometimes luscious fruit:
+ And thus I've journeyed often from my youth,
+ Encountering many dangers in my path.
+ Twice captured by the brigands, nor set free
+ Without heavy ransom. More than once
+ I've 'scaped unaided from the blades of ruffians,
+ But not unscathed, and fighting hand to hand.
+ I've also fallen in with the gipsy tribes,
+ And lived among them, too, in early youth,
+ Till I became familiar with their tongue,
+ Their life and customs, for when yet a child
+ They stole me from my friends, whoe'er they were,
+ But I was rescued, and the dusky tribe
+ Were driven out from that part of the land.
+ Among my early reminiscences
+ I can recall the tall and bronzed form
+ Of one who should have been the queen of them,
+ For so I've heard her styled. I met her oft;
+ And when I first remember her she bore
+ A countenance as beautiful as day.
+ I have not seen her now for many years.
+ When last I met her I could plainly see
+ That time and trouble and a roving life
+ Had left their stamp upon her dusky brow.
+ But I had nought to fear from _her_. The crone
+ Would call me to her and caress me, too;
+ Call me endearing names, and, as a proof
+ Of further love, she gave this ring to me;
+ Made me swear it ne'er should leave my finger,
+ And that some day it would protect my life.
+ For should I fall in with the gipsy band,
+ On seeing this token they would let me pass
+ Without let or hindrance, so she said.
+ For years I have not seen the gipsy band,
+ And therefore have not put it to the proof;
+ But still I've kept my vow, and from that time
+ I ne'er have doffed it. And now tell me, friend,
+ If what I've just told you does not prove
+ Me sprung from gipsy blood?
+
+ D. ALF. We cannot help
+ Our birth. What matters it our parentage?
+
+ D. PAS. Thou seest not, then, what it is that galls me.
+ List. If I be of gipsy origin,
+ I must be likewise bastard, for whoe'er
+ Did hear of legal marriage in a case
+ Of love 'twixt Christian and a gipsy maid?
+ Knowest thou not what the term "bastard" means?
+ Could I once but meet my spurious father,
+ He should account for sending me adrift
+ And nameless through the world, or I'd know why.
+ For know, whate'er my origin may be,
+ I have been brought up as a gentleman,
+ And hope to marry one of gentle blood.
+ What proud Castilian family would mate
+ A cherished daughter to a lineage soiled?
+
+ D. ALF. I do acknowledge thy perplexity.
+ But bastard though thou beest, thou'rt still a man.
+ Would'st 'rase the bar sinister from thy shield,
+ Or, what is much the same, cast it i' the shade,
+ So that it appear not for the lustre
+ Of thy many and resplendent virtues?
+ Make thy name famous. Fame, however bought,
+ Hath ne'er failed to win the heart of woman.
+ A woman's heart being once securely won,
+ The vict'ry's thine. Th' obstacles that follow
+ Thou'lt find will not be insurmountable;
+ I mean, to gain the parents' full consent.
+ But he must fight who'd win. And now, adieu
+ I have no time to tarry longer. See,
+ My mule is saddled, and I must away.
+ Detain me not, my friend, for I would fain
+ Reach the adjacent township ere nightfall.
+
+ D. PAS. Bless thee, Alfonso, and fortune speed thee.
+
+ D. ALF. The like to thee, Pascual, from my heart.
+
+ [_They embrace. Exit Alfonso. Pascual remains behind and
+ waves his handkerchief from the terrace._
+
+ D. PAS. Adios! He is gone. His ambling mule
+ Has borne its gallant freight far out of sight.
+ Farewell, Alfonso. Fortune be thy guide,
+ Truest of comrades, best of counsellors,
+ Ride _thou_, my friend, towards fame, whilst I, Pascual,
+ Like Cain, must roam the earth, a vagabond,
+ Flying the face of man, by man pursued;
+ A price set on my head. Not merely bastard,
+ But vagabond! What was't he said of fame?
+ He mocked me. Fame for an outlawed gipsy!
+ An it be not such fame the gallows brings,
+ Write me down lucky. Would not an attempt
+ To bring my name to light sign my death warrant?
+ My friend thought not of this. For such as I
+ The monast'ry's sequestered cell were good,
+ Rather than fame. But courage yet! I feel
+ The blood of our dark race boil in my veins,
+ And cry shame on my fears. Then fame be it,
+ But not that fame Alfonso wrings from books.
+ Not that for me. The valour of my arm,
+ The patient wasting of my hardy frame
+ Shall win the fame I seek. For I recall
+ The words long spoken, and but all forgot,
+ By that same gipsy queen when first she gazed
+ Into my infant palm. "Hail to thee, child!
+ For thou beneath a lucky star was born.
+ Fortune," she said, "hath marked thee for her own."
+ These are the words. I cannot choose, but trust.
+ Shine out, my star, since thou dost lead me on,
+ For as the loadstone draws the unwilling steel
+ Unto itself, so man is led by fate.
+ Avaunt, base fear, and fortune, thus I seize thee. [_Exit._
+
+
+SCENE II.--_A wild ravine. Gipsies, headed by the Gipsy Queen, in
+ambush._
+
+ GIP. Q. This way she comes. Now to your work; but mark!
+ Exceed not my commands. Do her no harm,
+ Show yourselves loyal to your queen, as men,
+ And not wild beasts.
+
+ SEVERAL GIPSIES. Queen, thou shalt be obeyed.
+
+ _Enter_ DONNA INEZ _and_ PEDRO, _on mules_.
+
+ PED. Cheer up, fair mistress. Banish idle fears.
+ Already we've accomplished half our journey.
+ Ere sundown we'll have reached your father's castle.
+ So follow me. Fear not. And as for dreams,
+ They are all vain, and bred of convent fare--
+ Sickly disease engendered in the mind
+ By monkish legends and low superstition,
+ Unworthy ladies of your rank. Look ye!
+ I, Pedro, now am old, and yet I never
+ Have known a dream of mine that did come true.
+ No, my young mistress, take Pedro's word for't,
+ All dreaming is unhealthy--a bad sign.
+ Live well, sleep soundly, and you'll dream no more.
+ Dreams proceed but from impaired digestion.
+ Take my advice and give no heed to them.
+ [_Gipsies advance suddenly and seize the bridles._
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Hola! there, good people. Halt and dismount!
+ [_Inez screams and falls against Pedro._
+
+ INEZ. Pedro, protect me. Oh, holy Virgin!
+ Oh, blessed saints and souls in purgatory!
+ Have mercy on us, or we're lost, O God!
+ Pedro, dost hear? Assist me. Fly! Call. Help!
+
+ PED. Help, help! To the rescue, I say. What ho!
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Any attempt at flight or cry for help
+ Is vain, and may prove fatal. Come, dismount.
+
+ INEZ. Oh, saints! The very faces, I declare,
+ That I saw in my dream--and dreams are false.
+ Holy Virgin, protect us. Help, I say!
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. Ay, call upon your saints. Call on, call on!
+ And see if they'll come to your assistance.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. An you cease not your screaming, you'll be gagged.
+ [_Pedro and Inez dismount._
+
+ GIP. Q. Come, no rough treatment to this young lady,
+ Or it will be the worse for some of you.
+ Tie up the mules and bind the serving man,
+ That he escape not, and so call for help.
+ As to this damsel, leave her all to me.
+ (_To Inez_) Young lady, have no fear, for I am one
+ Who can command th' entire gipsy band,
+ Who are my serfs and tremble at my frown.
+ An you be docile, they shall do no harm.
+ Raise but your voice, and I will have you bound.
+ But I, the gipsy queen, would be your friend;
+ And soon you shall acknowledge me as such;
+ But not just now. (_To the gipsies_) Bind not the young lady
+ Unless she call for help or attempt to escape.
+ (_To Inez_) And you, young lady, courage. Tremble not.
+ Think not I crave your pelf or trinkets rare.
+ I have no need. Thyself 'tis I'ld detain.
+
+ INEZ. And why, O strange, O dread, mysterious queen,
+ All powerful amongst thy dusky band,
+ If, as thou sayst, thou hast no need of pelf,
+ And canst and wilt protect me from the hands
+ Of thy half-savage subjects, wherefore then
+ Detain a poor and simple maiden bound
+ For her paternal castle, having left
+ The Convent of St. Ursula this morn?
+
+ GIP. Q. Oh, of your story I am well informed.
+ Better, perchance, than what you are yourself.
+ For am I not a gipsy? Know we not
+ By the aspect of the heavenly bodies
+ All events that are about to happen?
+ As to my object in detaining you
+ Let it suffice you I have an object,
+ Which you shall know hereafter. (_To gipsies_) Guard her close.
+ Methought I did hear footsteps, but 'tis nought.
+
+ _Enter hastily_ PASCUAL _with a drawn sword_.
+
+ PAS. This way I heard the cries. How now! What's this?
+ Hell and furies! A chaste and lovely maid
+ Attacked by dusky ruffians! Halt! Forbear!
+ For, by my soul, I swear I will not leave
+ One black hide whole among ye, an ye dare
+ To touch a single hair of her fair head.
+
+ GIP. Q. Disarm that vain and too hot-headed youth.
+
+ [_Gipsies surround Pascual, who defends himself desperately,
+ killing and wounding some of the nearest. Gipsies back a
+ few paces. Pascual follows, and cuts through them._
+
+ Unto him, cowards! Seize the presumptuous fool.
+ Hear ye not, slaves? What! Is a single arm,
+ And that, too, of a pampered gentleman,
+ Too much for ye? Shame on ye, cowards, slaves!
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Yield, fellow! and put up thy silly skewer,
+ An thou be not a-weary of thy life.
+
+ PAS. Never! Whilst yet a drop of my heart's blood
+ Flows freely in my veins. By heaven, I swear
+ I will release yon damsel ere I die!
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Why, who is this, though clad in costly gear,
+ Doth fight as desperately as one of us?
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. Beware, young man! We do not seek thy life;
+ Yield up thyself. Ask pardon of our queen,
+ And we will let thee live.
+
+ PAS. (_Still fighting._) Base curs, avaunt!
+ My life is nothing. Take it an ye list,
+ Though ye shall buy it dearly. 'Twill console
+ My parting spirit somewhat but to know
+ That it hath rid the surface of the earth
+ Of even a few of such vile scum as ye.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Such words to us! Have at thee then, proud youth.
+
+ [_Wounds Pascual on the head, whilst others attempt to bind
+ him, but he liberates himself and continues fighting._
+
+ INEZ. He bleeds! he bleeds! Saints, help the noble youth
+ Who, at the cost of his young precious life,
+ Would save us both. I fear he's killed. Oh, help!
+ [_Screams and faints._
+
+ GIP. Q. Hush! minion, or that cry will be thy last.
+
+ A WOUNDED GIPSY. Look, she faints!
+
+ ANOTHER GIPSY. Bah! 'tis but a trick to 'scape
+ The easier in the confusion.
+ Look well to her.
+
+ GIP. Q. Make room for me, ye slaves.
+ I fear no mortal man. Leave him to me.
+ Sirrah! put down your sword.
+
+ PAS. Never, vile crone.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Disarming him with her staff._) Then there it lies, thou
+ vain, presumptuous youth.
+ [_Murmurs of applause among the gipsies._
+
+ PAS. Disarmed! And by a woman! Ha! I faint. [_Staggers and falls._
+
+ GIP. Q. He faints from loss of blood. Bind up his wounds.
+ He hath fought well. I tell ye, dusky slaves,
+ This youth to-day hath put ye all to shame.
+ Do him no hurt. I e'er respect the brave.
+ He in a sacred cause fought valiantly;
+ And, faithful to his generous Christian creed,
+ Did seek to wrest the innocent from wrong.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. Thou wert not wont to praise the Christians, Queen,
+
+ GIP. Q. I praise that creed that shows forth in its works
+ The principles of manhood. Would that thine
+ Had taught thee what this Christian's has
+ taught him.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. (_To Second Gipsy_). The queen doth mock us, calls us
+ cowards, slaves;
+ And yet we did our best; but, to say sooth,
+ He set upon us in such furious haste,
+ Such blind and desperate rage, that we did gape
+ With sheer wonder, and stand aghast with awe
+ At's prowess, when we should have been fighting.
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Ay, none but a madman tired of his life
+ Had fought so desperately.
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. The maid recovers.
+
+ INEZ. (_Recovering._) Where am I? Ah! then 'tis no dream; 'tis true.
+ Where's my preserver? Let me straight to him,
+ That I may thank him on my bended knees
+ For all his deeds to-day.
+
+ A GIPSY. There, low he lies.
+
+ INEZ. (_Rising and advancing towards Pascual_). What! dead! Oh,
+ heavens! Grant it be not so.
+ Look, now he moves; then life is not extinct.
+ Thank God for this! Hail, generous friend! What cheer?
+
+ PAS. 'Tis but a bruise, fair maid; 'twill soon be well.
+
+ INEZ. God grant it may.
+
+ GIP. Q. Here, girl, take this balsam.
+ It is a gipsy cure for all such wounds.
+ One fair action doth demand another:
+ For you he shed his blood, thinking that we
+ Did mean you harm. (How should he tell, poor youth?)
+ Return now you the courtesy, fair maid;
+ Bind up his wounds. Anon I will assist.
+
+ [_Inez commences binding up Pascual's head. The gipsies
+ retire a few paces. The Gipsy Queen fetches water in a
+ gourd._
+
+ Quaff from this gourd, young man. The flowing rill
+ Doth yield thee medicine. [_Pascual drinks._
+ Ha! what is this?
+ Shade of my father Djabel! it is _he_!
+ My long lost son! my own, my valiant boy:
+ Methought I knew that semi-gipsy form.
+ The very ring, too, wrought in virgin gold
+ And graven o'er with mystic hieroglyphics--
+ An heirloom of our tribe that I him gave
+ With my maternal blessing years gone by,
+ And he hath kept till now. God, I thank thee.
+ Oh, how I long to press him to this breast!
+ This breast that nurtured him and gave him strength!
+ But patience; too precipitous a step
+ May mar my plans. Enough, I've found my son.
+ Oh, ye great Powers that move earth and heaven,
+ Accept a mother's thanks! I faint for joy.
+
+ FIRST GIPSY. How far'st thou, noble Queen? Thou art not well.
+
+ GIP. Q. Nay, marry, I am well. I'm over well. [_Staggering._
+
+ SECOND GIPSY. Look to our queen. She faints. Art wounded, queen?
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Mastering herself._) Nay, look, I faint not. I am very well.
+
+ THIRD GIPSY. Some strong emotion seems to have stirred our Queen
+ But yet she masters it. How brave a spirit!
+
+ [_Gipsies retire some paces and converse in groups. Gipsy
+ Queen remains a little distance off, watching Inez and
+ Pascual. A hunter passes above unseen._
+
+ HUNTER. (_Aside._) What's this? Whom have the gipsies captured now?
+ A fair maid and a gallant cavalier;
+ And who is he, yon serving-man, bound there?
+ I ought to know his face. Why is not he
+ Don Silvio's servant Pedro? Sure it is,
+ For oft I've parleyed with him when at times
+ I've brought the game up to his master's hall.
+ And these two gentle-folks I ween must be
+ Guests at Don Silvio's castle. Ah, the knaves!
+ The arrant gipsy knaves! I'll dog them yet.
+ I've my own private wrongs that seek redress:
+ And I'll be even with them, by the saints!
+ At once I'll off unto Don Silvio's hall,
+ And warn him of the danger to his guests.
+ It may be he'll reward me slightly, though
+ They say that his is but a stingy house.
+ Still, this much for humanity I'll do. [_Exit._
+
+ D. PAS. (_to Inez._) Nay, I assure you, dearest----
+
+ INEZ. Hush! Senor.
+ It ill becomes a maid of gentle blood
+ Unblushingly to listen to the vows
+ And fervid protestations of a knight
+ Upon such slight acquaintance.
+
+ D. PAS. Lovely child!
+ Bid me but hope, and I will rest content.
+
+ INEZ. Nay, talk not thus, Senor. Pray calm yourself.
+ Bethink you that your wound is not yet healed.
+ You're faint from loss of blood. These ecstacies
+ May e'en prove fatal. Do thyself no harm.
+
+ D. PAS. I feel recovered in that thou bidst me live;
+ And so will do thy bidding, fairest maid,
+ And live but for thy service and thy love.
+
+ INEZ. Good saints in Heaven! Will nothing calm thy tongue?
+ Hush, hush, Senor, I pray. I may not listen.
+ I am your debtor, or I'd take offence
+ At too much boldness.
+
+ D. PAS. Be not harsh, fair maid,
+ I meant not to be overbold. I swear
+ I would the tongue that could give thee offence
+ Were wrenched from out my throat. Oh, pity me!
+ It was thy beauty that inflamed me so.
+
+ INEZ. If so, I must retire, and leave you to
+ The care and guidance of the gipsy queen.
+
+ D. PAS. Thou couldst not be so cruel. What! debar
+ Your wounded knight, in this wild barren spot,
+ From the sunshine of those heavenly orbs.
+ Then bid me bleed to death. My life is thine.
+
+ INEZ. (_Aside_) Poor youth! How full of passion are his words!
+ I feel he loves me, and I do repent
+ That I have spoke too harshly. Woe is me!
+ (_Aloud._ ) Fret not. I did but threaten, gentle youth!
+ I will not leave thee.
+
+ D. PAS. Oh, say that again.
+ Thou wilt not leave me.
+
+ INEZ. (_Confused._) That is, not yet.
+ I mean----
+
+ D. PAS. Nay, qualify not what was once well said;
+ I hold thee to thy word. Thou must not leave me.
+
+ INEZ. Thou wouldst extort a promise. Be but calm,
+ Obey my orders until thou be well,
+ And I know not what I may not promise.
+
+ D. PAS. I will obey thee, maid.
+
+ INEZ. Then now be still.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) Drift on, young turtle doves, adown the stream
+ The balmy course the stars map out for ye.
+ Pepa can look on at the joys of others
+ That were denied herself, unenvying.
+ But mark, Pascual, if thou dost inherit
+ But one drop of thy hated father's blood,
+ Whose cursed name shall ne'er more pass my lips,
+ And thou, with subtle wile, like to thy sire,
+ Should first attempt to gain the trusting love
+ Of this fair damsel, and then betray her,
+ I, Pepa, though thy mother, with this hand
+ Will quench that spark of life I gave to thee.
+
+
+SCENE III.--_Study of Don Silvio. D. Silvio is discovered pacing up and
+down dejectedly._
+
+ D. SIL. The day wears on, and still there is no sign
+ Of Pedro and my daughter. 'Tis full time.
+ It wants an hour to sundown; and ere then
+ I dread another visit from Don Diego;
+ Before this sand is spent he will be here.
+ He never yet did come behind his time.
+ Hark! I hear footsteps in the corridor.
+ 'Tis he. He's come for news about my daughter.
+ This the very night, too, of the wedding.
+ What shall I say to him, or how shall I----?
+
+ _An abrupt knock at the door of the study, and enter_ DON DIEGO.
+
+ D. DIE. Well, friend Silvio, well. Art thou nigh prepared?
+ Where is the gentle Inez? Bring her forth.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Humbly._) Worthy Don Diego, I do much regret
+ My daughter Inez has not yet arrived.
+
+ D. DIE. Not yet arrived! Why it's long past the time.
+
+ D. SIL. I doubt not but what she will soon be here.
+
+ D. DIE. Soon! Didst thou say soon? Ay, marry ought she,
+ An she left St. Ursula's at daybreak.
+ Stay, this casement that opens towards the west
+ Ought to command a wide extensive view.
+ Lo! yonder lies the road that she should come;
+ My sight is good, an yet I see no one.
+ (_Suspiciously_) Hark ye, Don Silvio. Some new wile is this.
+
+ D. SIL. Nay, on mine honour, Diego. Think not thus.
+ Be patient yet awhile and thou shalt see----
+
+ D. DIE. Patience! What, patience! But I'll have my bond.
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ _frantically_.
+
+ ROD. Oh, holy Virgin and good saints in Heaven!
+ Oh, blessed martyrs! Souls in Purgatory!
+ Would that Rodriguez ne'er had seen this day!
+ Oh, holy saints! Have mercy on us now!
+
+ D. SIL. How now, Rodriguez! What means all this riot?
+
+ ROD. Oh, peace! my master! Hold me ere I faint.
+
+ D. SIL. Speak! Rodriguez.
+
+ ROD. Alack! Alack! the day.
+
+ D. SIL. Nay, cease thy sobs, and more explicit be.
+
+ ROD. Oh, holy San Antonio be our guide!
+ My master, what ill luck's befallen the house!
+
+ D. DIE. Explain thyself, vile hag, and prate no more!
+
+ ROD. Oh, mercy on us! I can't speak for sobbing.
+ Oh, what disaster! Oh, what dire mishap!
+ Help us, ye saints.
+
+ D. DIE. This is past all bearing!
+ Speak out, thou limb of Satan, or I swear
+ By the foul fiend that 'gat thee, I will force
+ The lying words from out thy strumpet's throat.
+
+ ROD. Nay, good my liege, be calm. I'll tell you all.
+ The Lady Inez----
+
+ D. DIE. Ha! and what of her?
+
+ ROD. In sooth, my lord, but I am very faint.
+
+ D. SIL. AND D. DIE. (_Angrily._) Speak out! Speak out! Alack!
+ and well-a-day!
+
+ D. DIE. Zounds!
+
+ ROD. The Lady Inez and good Pedro
+ Started from St. Ursula's this morning
+ Upon their mules, and were about half-way
+ Upon their journey, when from ambush sprang
+ Some dusky ruffians of the gipsy band,
+ Who, having bound, robbed, and detained the pair----
+
+ D. SIL. My daughter captured by the gipsies! Oh!
+ [_Groans bitterly._
+
+ D. DIE. Foul hag, thou liest. Now hark ye, Silvio.
+ This is some farce got up to play me false.
+ But think not, sirrah, to elude me thus.
+ [_Drawing his sword and seizing Don Silvio by the throat._
+
+ Traitor! tell me where hast hid thy daughter.
+
+ ROD. (_Rallying, and throwing herself between them._)
+ Help! Murder! Help! Oh, help! What ho! Help! Help!
+ Don Silvio to the rescue! Help! I say.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Leaving hold of Don Silvio, fells Rodriguez with the pommel
+ of his sword._) Peace, harlot, or this blade shall make thee dumb.
+ Arise, and tell me whence thou hadst this news.
+ Beware now how thou tell me aught but truth,
+ For by this hand! an thou dost play me false,
+ I'll have thee burnt alive, or gibbetted
+ From the highest turret of this castle.
+
+ ROD. My noble liege, would that it were not true.
+ A hunter, an eye-witness of the scene,
+ Did bring the news unto your servant Juan.
+
+ D. DIE. My servant Juan! Why, then the tale is true!
+ No serf of mine would dare tell _me_ a lie.
+ Go, call him hither.
+
+ ROD. He is at the door. [_Exit Rodriguez._
+
+ _Enter_ JUAN.
+
+ D. DIE. How now, Juan! Say, can this wild tale be true?
+ What has happened to the Lady Inez?
+
+ JUAN. My lord, as I heard it you shall hear it.
+ A certain hunter----
+
+ D. DIE. Stay, where is this man?
+
+ JUAN. He is without, my lord.
+
+ D. DIE. Then call him here.
+ [_Exit Juan and re-enter with hunter._
+
+ HUNTER. (_Bowing to Don, Diego and Don Silvio._) My noble lords----
+
+ D. DIE. Hold! sirrah. Say, can'st thou
+ Upon thy oath affirm, thy hopes of Heaven,
+ That thou wert an eye-witness to this scene?
+ If so, relate to us in fewest words
+ How the case happened, and the where, the when.
+
+ HUNT. Then thus it came about, my liege. As I
+ Was wandering, towards mid-day, among the
+ Many rocks and fissures of these mountainous ranges,
+ Armed with my carbine, in search of game,
+ As is my daily wont, I came upon
+ A deep ravine, yet hidden from my sight
+ By thorns and bushes and like obstacles,
+ When soon I heard the hum of human voices.
+ The spot, if I may judge well, I should say
+ Was half-way 'twixt St. Ursula's and here.
+ Well, trampling down the brambles, I stood firm
+ Upon the brink of a steep precipice;
+ And lo! beneath me was the gipsy gang,
+ And chief amongst them, one tall stately form,
+ A woman's that would seem to be their queen.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Confused_) Ahem! Didst say the queen?
+
+ HUNT. Ay, my good lord.
+ And 'mongst the tribe I saw as captives, soon,
+ A gentle damsel and young cavalier.
+
+ D. DIE. How, sayest thou, Sirrah? A young cavalier!
+ Sure, 'twas an aged servitor you saw.
+
+ HUNT. An aged serving-man, 'tis true, there was,
+ And tightly-bound that he could not escape;
+ I knew him instantly. 'Twas Pedro here,
+ Don Silvio's servant.
+
+ D. SIL. Alas! alas! 'tis true. I was in hopes,
+ When the hunter spoke of a young gallant,
+ That he had mistaken some other travellers
+ For my daughter Inez and my servant.
+ But since he saith he knoweth Pedro----
+
+ D. DIE. Hold!
+ The case is not quite clear to me e'en now,
+ Silvio! Who's this gallant, as ye term him?
+ Speak, for ye ought to know.
+
+ D. SIL. No, faith, not I.
+
+ D. DIE. Proceed then, hunter, with thy story. Quick.
+
+ HUNT. Well then, my lord, knowing good Pedro's face,
+ I did presume that the young gentle pair
+ Were visitors, bound for Don Silvio's castle.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Musingly._) Young gentle pair--ahem! Well, man, proceed.
+
+ HUNT. I watched in silence, and they saw me not;
+ But still, from out my ambush I did take
+ The whole scene in, and it appeared to me
+ That the young knight must have resistance made,
+ For low he lay, sore wounded in the head,
+ While ever and anon the gentle maid
+ Would dress his wound, and gaze with tearful eye
+ And such a fond affection on her knight.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Aside to Don Silvio._) Traitor, thou shalt account to me
+ for this.
+ (_Aloud to Hunter._) Well, man, proceed. Hast thou ought more to say?
+
+ HUNT. But little good, my lord; but as I stood
+ Watching this trusting, loving, pair----
+
+ D. DIE. (_Aside._) Damnation!
+
+ HUNT. I thought my heart would bleed from tenderness.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Laughs diabolically_). Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
+
+ HUNT. So, rising to my feet,
+ But still unseen of any, I did haste,
+ As was my bounden duty, to this castle,
+ T'inform my lord, Don Silvio, of the fate
+ Impending both his servant and his guests.
+
+ D. DIE. Good; look ye, fellow. An thy tale be true,
+ Prepare to marshal me the way thyself,
+ Without loss of a moment, and may be
+ That thou shalt taste my bounty.
+
+ HUNT. Good, my lord;
+ The sun hath set, and it is growing dark.
+
+ D. DIE. No matter, thou shalt have the better pay.
+
+ HUNT. As my lord wills.
+
+ D. DIE. And Juan, see my charger
+ Be forthwith saddled. Bid my men-at-arms
+ To mount, armed cap-a-pie; whilst such amongst
+ The populace as thou canst muster, quick
+ Arm thou with pikes and loaded carabines,
+ And bid them follow me, their lord, Don Diego.
+ Lose not one precious moment, but set forth.
+ [_Exeunt Juan and Hunter._
+ What, gipsies! vagrants! bastard heathen dogs!
+ _I'll_ clear the country of this filthy scum,
+ Were it but for the sake of Christendom;
+ Maybe that some day they will dub me saint. [_Exit._
+
+ [_Don Silvio makes a gesture of despair, and curtain falls._
+
+END OF ACT II.
+
+
+
+ACT III.
+
+
+SCENE I.--_Outside the castle of Don Silvio. The castle of Don Diego
+seen in the background, upon the opposite peak of the mountain. Time:
+Sunrise. Don Silvio and Donna Rodriguez._
+
+ D. SIL. My tears still blind my eyes. Look out, Rodriguez,
+ And see if there be traces of my daughter.
+ Alas! alas! this hoary head is bowed
+ As 'neath the weight of yet a score of years.
+ Oh, Inez, Inez! What a fate is thine!
+ An thy young life be spared, could ought repay
+ Th' injury done thine honour at the hands
+ Of these bold, lawless, gipsies? Woe is me!
+ Let me not think on't, or I shall go mad.
+
+ ROD. My lord, as I stand gazing towards the west,
+ Methinks I see a dusty cloud advance;
+ As were't a troup of horsemen at full speed,
+ And bearing towards the castle. Now I see
+ The limbs of horses and the arms of men;
+ The sound of human voices, too, I hear,
+ And, as they still approach, the distant tramp
+ Of horses' hoofs is plainly audible.
+ And now, unless my eyesight play me false,
+ Foremost among a file of glittering pikes,
+ I do discern Don Diego's waving plume.
+ 'Tis he! and bearing at his saddle bow
+ My mistress Inez. Oh, thank God! she's safe.
+ Do you not hear, my master, what I say?
+ Your daughter's safe! Come, cheer up, good my lord.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Musingly_). Safe! didst thou say! My daughter's honour safe?
+
+ ROD. How say you, sir? Her honor! Nay, her life?
+
+ D. SIL. (_Musingly_). Life without honor!
+
+ ROD. Sure, my lord's not well!
+ (_Aside._) The blow has been too much for him, and turned
+ His aged head. Oh, my poor, poor master!
+ I tell him of his daughter's safe return,
+ And straight he 'gins to prate about her honor.
+ (_Aloud._) Look! look! Senor, at yonder cavalcade,
+ How it sweeps along; and now, behold,
+ Next to Don Diego is his servant Juan;
+ And there is Pedro. Bless his good old soul!
+ There the valiant hunter. Then all the crowd
+ Of vassals and retainers, and the guard, [_Cheers without._
+ With the armed populace. Hark! What cheering!
+
+ D. SIL. Is it, indeed, my daughter? Let me see;
+ 'Tis she, 'tis she; Oh, Inez!
+
+ _Enter_ INEZ, _accompanied by_ DON DIEGO. _Behind_, PEDRO,
+ JUAN, HUNTER, _and_ ATTENDANTS.
+
+ INEZ. (_Embracing Don Silvio._) Father! Father!
+
+ ROD. My little mistress, Inez! What, no kiss
+ For poor old nurse Rodriguez!
+
+ INEZ. (_Embracing Rodriguez._) Good Rodriguez!
+
+ [_Don Diego comes forward, whilst Inez in the background
+ appears to be relating her adventures to Don Silvio and
+ Donna Rodriguez._
+
+ D. DIE. (_Sotto._) What work I had to quell the dusky band,
+ And carry off my prize. God only knows
+ How the black caitiffs fought! Like demons damned;
+ Incited on by their own swarthy queen,
+ My former love. Bah! why recall the past,
+ The ebullitions of a youthful lust,
+ Now five-and-twenty years agone and more?
+ And that at such a moment, too, as this,
+ When, acting bridegroom for the second time,
+ I now do lay my heart and hand, my wealth,
+ My land, and castle, all my fair domain
+ At fair Inez' feet. Poor Silvio's daughter!
+ A few hour's more, and she will be my own.
+ In my own private chapel at midnight,
+ And not one minute later, there a priest
+ Of my own choice, shall join our hands together.
+ 'Twixt this and then, I must so use the time
+ To win her fairly, and by wiles t'efface
+ The prejudice young hearts by Nature have
+ Against old age. If needs be, I must use
+ Dissimulation and well act the saint,
+ That she may not give credit to the tales
+ That idle gossip may have crammed her with
+ Against my moral character. And now
+ I do bethink me that the readiest way
+ Of all to win her over to my will
+ Would be to tempt with goodly bribe her nurse
+ (What will not such a woman do for gold?)
+ To speak some little word in praise of me;
+ Talk of my love for her, my name, my fame,
+ My wealth, my virtues. How this match of hers
+ Will please her aged father. And again,
+ Should she be coy, and wickedly refuse
+ The fortune heaven has strewed along her path,
+ Let her reflect upon the consequences.
+ I would act fair with her, for I'd be loath
+ To lead to the altar an unwilling bride
+ In sight of all my vassals and retainers.
+ Yet, an she yield not (for as yet it seems
+ She looks with cold suspicion on my suit),
+ Why, then; why, then, however loath to use it,
+ Force must accomplish all when goodwill fails.
+ I cannot well expect much help at sixty
+ From youthful graces, as when first I wooed
+ My gipsy queen. _There!_ ever and anon
+ From out the past these memories will arise,
+ Like phantoms, threatening whether I will or no.
+ Avaunt! begone! And yet I cannot choose
+ But call to mind how, middle in the fray,
+ The dead and wounded lying all around,
+ Her dusky form arose before my path,
+ And all undaunted stood with staff in hand
+ And glance so terrible, I would as lief
+ Meet with the King of Terrors face to face
+ As that same virago. Yet there she stood,
+ And with uplifted arm, in clear tones cried,
+ "Traitor, beware! Thy star is on the wane,
+ Think not to conquer always, for a hand
+ Mightier than thine shall yet subdue thee.
+ Blood is on thy hand. Thine own blood shall flow.
+ The stars foretell thy downfall, so look to it."
+ I heard no more, for I had barely placed
+ My Lady Inez at my saddle bow,
+ Mid smoke of carbines and the clash of arms:
+ Myself with drawn sword cutting right and left,
+ So could but pay slight heed to what she said,
+ And set off homeward with my goodly prize,
+ Leaving the baffled foe behind to moan.
+ Yet, through the smoke and dust of horses' hoofs,
+ Still, for a time, I heard the hellish cry:
+ "Vengeance on the traitor! Vengeance, vengeance!"
+ I know not why her words cut deeper than
+ Had they been the words of any other;
+ But from _her_ lips they came with such a force,
+ They seemed to rend the air, and enter deep
+ Into the very caverns of my soul,
+ Turning my blood to milk, so that my arm
+ Fell nerveless to my side, and my good blade
+ Did well-nigh drop from out my hand. But hush!
+ It never must be known that Don Diego,
+ Though old in years, quailed before tongue of woman.
+ Bah! away with all fear of childish threats.
+ And, swarthy hag! do thou thy devilmost.
+
+ [_Inez comes forward, between Don Silvio and Rodriguez. Don
+ Silvio motions for Rodriguez to retire. Exeunt Rodriguez
+ and attendants._
+
+ INEZ. Nay, one thing still doth mar the joy I feel
+ At having passed the dangers of last night.
+ Though I stand safely on my father's hearth,
+ And see him 'live and well, and know that I
+ Have henceforth naught to fear, yet still my thoughts
+ Will ever wander towards the gipsy camp,
+ Close by the couch of that brave youth who fought
+ At cost of his own life, to rescue me
+ From out their hands.
+
+ D. DIE. How say you, lady fair?
+ What youth? You dream. 'Twas I who rescued you.
+
+ INEZ. Your pardon, sir; but I was safe already.
+ I thank you for your courtesy, the same.
+ You thought to rescue me.
+
+ D DIE. How now? _Thought to?_
+
+ D. SIL. Friend Diego, the tale runs thus: My daughter,
+ Accompanied by our old serving man,
+ Had hardly been attacked by the gang
+ And forced to dismount, when a comely youth
+ Of gentle blood----
+
+ D. DIE. Ay, ay, the hunter's story!
+
+ D. SIL. Just so. Well, my daughter says the gipsies
+ Meant her no harm. Merely would detain her.
+
+ D. DIE. _Meant her no harm!_ Ha, ha! Gipsies ne'er do.
+ _Merely detain her!_ Good again! Ha, ha!
+ Only so long as they might hope to get
+ A pretty ransom. Why, friend Silvio?
+
+ D. SIL. The pelf and trinkets that she had upon her
+ Were not demanded.
+
+ D. DIE. No; 'twas nought to what
+ They looked forward to as goodly ransom.
+
+ INEZ. Of their motives I know nothing; but she
+ Who seemed to be the queen of all the tribe
+ Did use to me such courtesy and kindness
+ As had she been my mother. Even when
+ That noble youth, thinking us in danger,
+ Rushed in upon them, killing and maiming
+ All who dared withstand him, till at length
+ Himself, poor soul! fell wounded in my cause.
+ E'en then the queen herself had pity on him,
+ And helped me bind his wounds.
+
+ D. DIE. What of all this?
+
+ INEZ. To show you gipsies have good qualities
+ E'en as Christians.
+
+ D. DIE. Bah! traitors, all of them.
+ But, what of this young man? This--this----
+
+ INEZ. Ah! _he_,
+ The noble youth whose bandaged head I still
+ Was tending when you did separate us,
+ And bore me off? Did you not see him then?
+
+ D. DIE. Ay, some such bastard gipsy dog I saw.
+ What! _he_ of noble blood! _He_ a Castilian!
+ Some half-bred gipsy. Lady, sure it was
+ A worse breed, far, than the pure gipsy born.
+ What! think you, that because of borrowed plumes
+ The jay will pass for peacock? Or that he,
+ A base-born mongrel gipsy, just because
+ Decked in the garments of some plundered lord,
+ Could e'er deceive the eyes of men like us?
+ Nay, lady, I do compassionate you.
+ You are young, and the world to you is fresh,
+ You know not of its wiles, its vice, its crimes,
+ But take all men to be just as they seem.
+ Take my experience, lady. I am old.
+ Not _old_; but old enough to know the world
+ And all its hollowness; and so most fit
+ To guide and counsel inexperienced youth.
+ Lean then on me, lady. I'll be your staff;
+ And trust me faithfully when I tell you
+ Not all the learning of the convent cell
+ Is worth one ace of that we gain by age.
+
+ INEZ. Enough, sir. That the world is full of sin
+ And treachery I ever have been told.
+ My aunt, the Lady Abbess, oft would say
+ We ever should distrust the tongue of men
+ When most persuasive, be they young or old.
+
+ D. SIL. Come, Inez, thou art tired, and need rest
+ After thy troubles and fatigues. (_To Don Diego._) My friend,
+ You will excuse my daughter for a while,
+ I've much to say to her in private.
+
+ D. DIE. Good. [_Exeunt Don Silvio and Inez._
+ Now for my ally. What ho! Rodriguez!
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ.
+
+ ROD. Here I am, good my lord.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Caressingly._) Good Rodriguez,
+ I know that thou'rt a good and trusty friend
+ Unto this house. That thou lov'st well thy lord
+ And also thy young mistress, unto whom
+ From childhood thou hast acted as a mother.
+
+ ROD. Well, sir, I've always tried to do my best.
+
+ D. DIE. I know it. I know it both by report
+ And mine own observation. Wherefore, now
+ Full persuaded of thy many virtues----
+
+ ROD. Oh, my lord!
+
+ D. DIE. Nay, 'tis nothing but the truth.
+ I say, once more, persuaded beyond doubt
+ Of thy rare merits and good qualities
+ And of the value of one such as thou
+ To my old and long loved friend Don Silvio,
+ I do repent me of the hasty words
+ That lately 'scaped my too impatient tongue.
+
+ ROD. My lord, pray say no more. Rodriguez ever
+ Remains your humble servant. (_Aside._) Really he
+ Is not so bad as once I thought he was.
+
+ D. DIE. Believe me, that those words but rose in haste,
+ From o'er anxiety about the fate
+ Of thy young mistress, whom thou lovest so well.
+ Whom I, too, love so well. I, too, Don Diego.
+
+ ROD. I doubt not, sir, with a true father's love.
+
+ D. DIE. Hark ye! Rodriguez, I must not waste time
+ In coming to the point; but silence keep.
+
+ ROD. Ay, my lord. Who better than Rodriguez
+ At a secret.
+
+ D. DIE. Ha! Sayest thou so, brave wench?
+ Then list to me, and thou shalt never want
+ For bit or sup, kirtel, or farthingale,
+ As long thou livest. First accept this purse.
+ [_Gives a heavy purse._
+
+ ROD. Oh, my good lord! My generous, noble, lord!
+ What can I do to deserve your bounty?
+ (_Aside._) Well, I remember to have heard folks say,
+ "The devil's not so black as he is painted."
+
+ D. DIE. Rodriguez, hark! What thou hast in that purse
+ Is nothing unto that which thou may'st earn,
+ If thou succeedest in the task I set.
+
+ ROD. Proceed, my lord. I'm all attention. Speak.
+
+ D. DIE. Know then that I love thy mistress Inez.
+ Ay, with the passion of a younger man.
+ Count not my age--the heart is never old.
+ I've sought her of her father, and 'twas settled
+ She should be mine on her arrival home
+ After her studies at St. Ursula's,
+ Ay, on the very day. So ran the 'pact.
+ The marriage, therefore, I have said takes place
+ This very night, at midnight, in my chapel.
+ All is prepared.
+
+ ROD. 'Tis over soon, my lord.
+
+ D. DIE. Peace! peace! I'll brook no waiting, no delay;
+ I've sworn it shall be so, and it shall be.
+ What care I, think'st thou, if the wedding dress,
+ Or this or that be ready, so _I_ be?
+ Thou knowest our acquaintance is but short;
+ She scarce has seen my face. No matter that.
+ Now listen. What I ask of thee is this:
+ Do thou use all thy influence with the child,
+ T'induce her to look kindly on my suit,
+ And to her father's prayers and tears add thine.
+ But leave her not until she do consent.
+ And should she e'en at the eleventh hour
+ Be obdurate, why then, as last resource,
+ Tell her her father's life hangs on a thread.
+ Say that his castle and all that he hath
+ Will instantly be sold over his head;
+ And he and she, and you two servants both
+ Sent all adrift at once, to beg your bread.
+ If that work not, then must I fain use force,
+ And that were against me. So, Rodriguez,
+ Kind Rodriguez, I pray thee do thy best.
+
+ ROD. My lord, you ever shall have my good word
+ What I can do I will. Albeit, I think
+ Your grace is over hasty in the matter.
+ A little time----
+
+ D. DIE. No, faith, not one minute
+ Past the hour fixed. So see to't. I will now
+ Off to the castle, leaving thee one hour
+ T'exercise thy powers of persuasion
+ On thy young noble mistress. After that
+ I shall appear again and try what I
+ Myself can do to win her virgin heart.
+ Use all thy art and strength. Till then, adieu. [_Exit._
+
+ ROD. A pretty fix, forsooth! _Use all my art!_
+ I love the dear child well, and would, I'm sure,
+ Do all I could to help her to a state
+ Worthy the better days of this old house.
+ The Lady of Don Diego! That sounds well.
+ Mistress of his castle and his servants,
+ But wedded to a man who's old enough
+ To be her grandsire! Had he been a gallant--
+ Yet his money's good. Humph! I suppose I must.
+ [_Exit slowly; counting her money._
+
+
+SCENE II.--_The Ravine. Time: Sunrise. Don Pascual sleeping. The Gipsy
+Queen standing near, watching him. The Gipsy Camp in the background._
+
+ D. PAS. (_In his sleep._) Oh, Inez, Inez! (_Waking with a start._) Ha!
+ was that a dream?
+
+ GIP. Q. He wakes.
+
+ D. PED. Oh, that I had thus slumbered on,
+ Feeling her soothing presence, and so died,
+ Rather than waken to this cold, bleak, world.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) How I do long to open all my heart!
+ Unmask this stern exterior, and make
+ Him master of the secret of his birth.
+ His wound's but slight, I think he'll bear the news.
+ I'll try. (_To Don Pascual_) Young man! Say, how goes it with thee?
+
+ D. PAS. I thank thee, mother, I have soundly slept;
+ My wound's already healed. The gipsy balm
+ Hath wrought a miracle.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) He calls me mother.
+ See how the native gipsy blood's instinct
+ Speaks through the lips of half-unconscious sense.
+ I'll wager he already half divines
+ His occult parentage.
+
+ D. PAS. (_Looking around him._) Mother, where's Inez?
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) Mother again; but Inez fills his thoughts.
+ Hast thou no mem'ry, youth, of last nights fray? [_Aloud._
+
+ D. PAS. But little, mother; all is still confused.
+
+ GIP. Q. Then be thou patient, for I've much to tell.
+ But say, how is't, thou ever call'st me mother?
+
+ D. PAS. In faith I know not how my careless tongue
+ Could shape a word so tender to thee, Queen,
+ Who art a stranger to me. Yet I feel,
+ And felt from the first moment that I gazed
+ Upon thy dusky brow, a mother's heart
+ Did beat for me within that hardy breast.
+ Why I know not. I, too, who never knew
+ A mother's love, whose infant steps were led
+ By other than a mother's hand. A good
+ Kind lady, long since dead, adopted me,
+ And dying, left me all her patrimony,
+ Which hitherto has been doled out to me
+ By guardians, until I should come of age.
+ One Father Miguel, whom I seldom saw,
+ Paid my expenses at the seminary;
+ But when I asked him questions of my birth
+ I never got intelligent response,
+ So that I long have thought some mystery
+ Doth underly the subject of my birth.
+
+ GIP Q. I knew the Lady Angela, and loved her.
+
+ D. PAS. Good Heavens! What, that name! The lady who----
+
+ GIP. Q. Adopted thee and Father Miguel too.
+
+ D. PAS. And Father Miguel!
+
+ GIP. Q. Does that surprise thee?
+ I could tell thee more.
+
+ D. PAS. More than that! Ay, then
+ Who knows thou may'st not discover
+ The secret of my birth.
+
+ GIP. Q. Secrets as strange
+ Have often been discovered by gipsies.
+ Am I not a gipsy? Can I not read
+ The destinies of all, mapped out for thee
+ By the great heavenly bodies? Think'st thou that
+ Our meeting was not fashioned by the stars
+ And known to me beforehand?
+
+ D. PAS. Even that!
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, and your meeting with the Lady Inez.
+
+ D. PAS. That, too! Nay, tell me more. I fain would hear.
+
+ GIP. Q. Not so fast. Thou'rt o'er excitable.
+ Calm thyself first an thou wouldst hear more
+ Of that young damsel. But of her anon.
+
+ D. PAS. Weird and mysterious being, as I read
+ Thy mystic brow a whisper seems to say
+ I've seen thee once before. Say, art thou not
+ That crone who ever haunts me in my dreams,
+ Known in my youth, who once gave me this ring?
+
+ GIP. Q. The same, the same! I've watched thee from a child.
+
+ D. PAS. And by that ring thou knowest me.
+
+ GIP. Q. 'Tis true.
+
+ D. PAS. Ay, now I know thee. Tell me now, O Queen,
+ Why tookest thou an interest in my fate?
+
+ GIP. Q. The tale is long and sad, but thou must hear.
+ Be patient and lend an attentive ear.
+ Know, then, that in Grenada's lofty range
+ There stands a twin-peaked mountain doubly-crowned,
+ With two grim feudal castles, old, yet strong.
+ The owners of these fortresses of yore
+ Were aye at feud, until at last the one
+ Subdued the other. Ever since that day
+ The victor's star in the ascendant seemed,
+ For though in later times they turned to friends,
+ Who had been foes, and were allied together
+ In skirmishes with castles neighbouring,
+ In which they came off gainers, still, the one--
+ The larger and the richer one, I mean,
+ The whilom victor of the other peak--
+ Did e'er with haughty overbearing sneer
+ Upon his humbler neighbour, and would bind
+ The poorer lord with obligations strong,
+ For favours often granted, till at last
+ The lesser lord became dependent on
+ The greater one, and ever poorer grew
+ And more dependent, and so stands the case.
+ Things will not long be thus. A change will come.
+ The Fates predict it, and the proud one's star
+ Already's on the wane.
+
+ D. PAS. In sooth, good Queen!
+ But tell me what has this to do with me?
+
+ GIP. Q. Peace! It concerns thee much, as thou shalt hear.
+ The father of the present owner of
+ The richer castle, Don Fernando height,
+ I do remember well when but a child.
+ A warrior proud was he, like all his race.
+ His son, the present lord, is like him. He
+ Whose name I've vowed shall ne'er more pass my lips.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha!
+
+ GIP. Q. Interrupt me not. Thou soon shalt hear.
+ This lord, who shall be nameless, in his youth
+ (He now is old) did love a gipsy maid,
+ Who, in the freshness of her virgin heart,
+ Returned his passion, being but a child,
+ Whilst he, the villain, was a full-grown man
+ Of forty years and over. Still he bore
+ His years so lightly that he younger seemed.
+ With passion fierce he wooed the gipsy maid,
+ And pleaded in such moving tropes his love,
+ That the young gipsy's heart--not then of stone,
+ Though long since turned to flint--did melt, and he,
+ Seeing his prey secure, did plot her ruin.
+ But the child had a father, old and wise,
+ Of royal blood, too, known as King Djabel,
+ And proud, too, of his lineage and his race.
+ He thought it lowering to true gipsy blood
+ To mate with pale-faced Christians, even though
+ 'Twere to a Christian king and by the church,
+ Drawn up with legal document and signed
+ In all due form, and when he heard that I
+ Did to a Christian's love lend listening ear.
+
+ D. PAS. You? _You_, O Queen, then, were the gipsy maid.
+ You're speaking of yourself. I understand.
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Starting_) My tongue has tripped, and traitor turned. Why
+ then
+ Pursue my tale under false colours? Aye,
+ Know that I, Pepa, was the gipsy maid
+ Once beloved of that false Don Diego.
+
+ D. PAS. Don Diego.
+
+ GIP. Q. Ha! My tongue has tripped again.
+ I vowed that name should ne'er more pass my lips.
+ Well, this false lord, with subtle wiles and arts
+ Did so win my young heart, that King Djabel,
+ Furious at first at what he deemed a stain
+ Upon his lineage, threatened me with death,
+ And would have killed me, had I brought dishonour
+ On his fair name. But deem not that I fell.
+ I loved him--and how dearly! But he found
+ That the proud gipsy maid, though young, would not
+ Barter her honour. Not for wealth untold.
+ He then made promises that I should be
+ Mistress of all his castle and his lands
+ After his father's death. Till then, he said,
+ Our match must be clandestine, as his father
+ Would disinherit him were he to know
+ That his son were wedded to a gipsy.
+ Our plans were well nigh ripe, for oft we met
+ In secret, and had full time to discuss
+ Our future prospects, left quite undisturbed.
+ But one day King Djabel, suspecting guile,
+ Did lie in wait for us, and with drawn blade
+ From ambush out did spring upon the pair,
+ And straight did fall upon this haughty lord,
+ The would-be dishonourer of his child.
+ But Pepa threw herself between her lover
+ And angered father, and so stayed the blow
+ And clinging to him, ever called upon
+ Her furious sire to spare the gentle lord,
+ And bid him smite _her_ breast if _one_ must die.
+ But Djabel loved his daughter, and did pause,
+ Touched for a moment with her pleading prayer.
+ When, seeing him more calm, the wily don
+ Did straight, in full and flowing courteous speech,
+ Declare his love for me, and how he sought
+ Not to make me his minion, but his wife.
+ But Djabel, answering with haughty scorn,
+ Said: "Go back to thy castle, Christian lord,
+ And wed some damsel of the pale-faced herd.
+ No blood of thine must mar our gipsy race."
+ The don's eye flashed. He would have spoken words
+ Full of wild fury and deep bitterness;
+ But Pepa interposed again, and flung
+ Herself on bended knees before her sire,
+ And begged her knight kneel too, and join her prayer.
+ The don at first loathing much to grovel
+ Down in the dust before a gipsy chief,
+ Whom he esteemed a savage, yet did yield,
+ And for my sake did bend his haughty knee.
+ And thus we knelt together, clinging to
+ King Djabel's robe and choked with sobs and tears,
+ Did pray and plead, and plead and pray for long,
+ But all in vain our pleading and our prayers,
+ For dark as midnight grew King Djabel's brow,
+ And stern his glance of cold and deep disdain,
+ Saying: "Humblest thou thyself, O haughty don?
+ Methinks thou might'st have spared thyself the pains.
+ Rise from the dust. Thy prayers are but as the wind
+ That blows against the granite mountain's side,
+ Yet harms it not, nor will it budge an inch,
+ E'en though it blow a hurricane. So I
+ Remain unmoved by all thy puny prayers."
+ Stung to the quick, and rendered desperate,
+ The haughty don with one bound sprang erect,
+ And darting lightning flashes from his eye,
+ Blushing the while at having bent the knee,
+ Humbling himself in vain, now cried aloud,
+ "Have at thee, then, dark chief, for _one_ must die.
+ I fear thee not, and will not lose my hold
+ Upon thy daughter, whom I love as life.
+ Give her me, an it please thee, but if not
+ I'll wrest her from thee, so do thou thy worst."
+ Then straight the fray began. Each drew his blade
+ And fell upon the other, whilst my tears
+ And screams availed not, for the two were locked
+ Firm in each other's grasp, and tugged and pulled
+ In equal match, whilst I with streaming hair,
+ Torn robe, and tearful eyes, did cry aloud
+ For help in vain, till this poor frame, o'erwrought
+ With multiplex emotions, did give way,
+ And, swooning, I fell heavily at their feet,
+ Grasping my father's garment in my fall.
+ The fight was stayed awhile, and each took breath.
+ "Look to your daughter, chieftain," were the first
+ Words that I heard on wakening from my swoon.
+ And soon as e'er my tongue was loose, I cried,
+ In accents feeble still, "Oh, father, stay
+ This wicked brawl. Say, dost thou love thy child?"
+ With heaving breast and eyes suffused with tears,
+ And choking sobs, I seized his hand, and cried,
+ "Spare my young life. I love this Christian lord,
+ An thou do aught to him, 'twill be my death.
+ Canst see thy darling wither, droop, and die,
+ Or, stung to madness, seek a violent death?
+ Now mark well what I say, O most dread King.
+ Shouldst thou be guilty of this Senor's blood,
+ Know me no more for daughter, for I vow
+ Or him or none to wed, and should he fall,
+ And by thy hand, I too will follow next.
+ The oath is sworn." Then from my father's eye
+ A tear fell, which he brushing soon away,
+ As if he deemed it shame for man to weep,
+ And changing to a lighter mood, he cried:
+ "Girl, thou hast conquered. Christian knight, thy hand.
+ Let all broils cease between us. Thou hast fought
+ And won my daughter fairly, showing courage
+ Worthy a gipsy born. Therefore no more
+ Will I withhold consent unto this match.
+ But, mark me well, Sir Knight, this marriage must
+ Be, though clandestine, legally up-drawn,
+ That no base shuffling subterfuge may e'er
+ In after years crop up to thwart the bond."
+ Thus spake the king Djabel. My Christian knight
+ Did vow upon his honour all should be
+ Exact as nicest lawyer could require.
+ Alas, for human villainy! What snares
+ And wiles beset the simple, trusting heart.
+ I loved him, and did lend a willing ear
+ To all his schemes, spite my father's counsel,
+ Suspecting nothing. What should I, poor child,
+ Know of the world and all its hollowness?
+ But King Djabel, suspecting treachery
+ E'en from the first, and well upon his guard--
+ For little trust he placed in Christian wight--
+ Did stand aloof, and watched things from afar.
+ "Now will I try the faith of this same knight,"
+ He said, and with a frankness ably feigned,
+ He bid my lord take all things in _his_ hands,
+ Saying he trusted him in all, but he,
+ For his part, was a very simple man,
+ Unskilled in the world's usances and all
+ That appertains to life 'neath governments,
+ 'Pon seeing which, the wily Christian lord
+ Straight sought to profit by his innocence;
+ Betray the hand that trusted him, and thought
+ The dusky king, the dark barbarian,
+ Would fall an easy prey into his hands.
+ Howbeit, King Djabel, like crafty foe,
+ Though simple seeming, sent abroad his spies,
+ Whilst he himself was absent. From these men--
+ Men whom he trusted--he was well informed
+ That this proud don had formed the fell design
+ That a false priest should join our hands together.
+
+ D. PAS. Villain!
+
+ GIP. Q. Thou speakest sooth, for villainy
+ More base or perjured never sprang from hell.
+ I thought he loved me, but I found too late
+ He sought to spurn me from him soon as e'er
+ His lust was sated. So he straightway wrote
+ To some base profligate and spendthrift friend
+ Who owed him money, promising that he
+ Would cancel all his debt and yet advance
+ Another round sum, if, peradventure,
+ He should so aid him in his hellish plot
+ As to enact the part of holy priest,
+ And satisfy the claims of King Djabel,
+ Whilst he himself should be no longer bound
+ To me by law than it should seem him fit,
+ E'en as I were but his base concubine.
+ You see, he loved me not, e'en from the first,
+ Despite his protestations, since he could
+ In base cold blood conceive such dire deceit.
+ But this I knew not at the time, nor all
+ The foul devices of his reptile heart.
+ But fondly thinking that he loved me as
+ I then loved him, I listened to his suit;
+ Nor was I undeceived, till, ah! too late.
+
+ D. PAS. This is most monstrous! Noble Queen, I vow
+ Your sorrows move me to forget mine own.
+ I would I had the traitor by the throat,
+ That I might show him once how I esteem
+ Him and his villainy. Nay, 'tis a crime
+ That calls aloud to Heaven for vengeance.
+ Thou art nought to me Queen, but yet I feel
+ The wrong done towards thee e'en as though thou wert
+ My own true flesh and blood. I'd do as much
+ E'en wert thou thrice mine enemy. I swear
+ That should this traitor ever cross my path,
+ Or he or the false priest (I care not which--
+ Aye, both together, for 'tis nought to me),
+ By Heaven I swear----
+
+ GIP. Q. Hold! Heaven's instruments
+ Are ever preordained. Thou canst not move
+ One single step; nay, more, not e'en thy pulse
+ Could throb again but for the will of Heaven.
+ Leave him to Fate, for vengeance due will fall
+ In time, and from that quarter Heaven wills.
+
+ D. PAS. True Queen, but tell me more, I fain would know,
+ What said your royal sire King Djabel?
+
+ GIP. Q. Then list, and thou shalt hear how Djabel's spies
+ Did intercept the lines that this false lord
+ Wrote to his profligate and perjured friend,
+ So that he received them not. But now mark
+ What did my royal father? First he went
+ To seek a Christian priest, long known to him,
+ Albeit, unknown to this same haughty don;
+ To him he showed the lines, and through his aid.
+ Was writ an answer to this foul epistle,
+ As coming from the friend of this false lord.
+ This priest was father Miguel.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha! that name.
+ Why beats my heart as it ne'er throbbed before?
+ Say, what is this new light that bursts upon
+ My whilom darkened soul? What power is this
+ That stirs my thoughts within me? But proceed.
+ I must, and will know more. Proceed, O Queen.
+ My frame doth tremble in expectancy
+ For thy next word. Tell me, oh, tell me if----
+
+ GIP. Q. (_Aside._) Already he doth divine what I would say;
+ Be still, my heart, and give me strength to tell it.
+ (_Aloud._) This letter, then, by Father Miguel forged,
+ Ran thus in substance. Making first excuse
+ That sudden illness made him keep his bed,
+ But though unable to oblige his friend,
+ Did, ne'ertheless, not to disappoint him,
+ (Hearing the case was urgent, and not knowing
+ How long it might be e'er he should recover)
+ He thought to do not wrong in sending one,
+ A trusty friend and boon companion,
+ One, Don Elviro hight, to act as proxy;
+ This was the name that Father Miguel bore
+ To mask his own. Then straightway he set forth
+ T'wards the inn, from which the letter dated,
+ The while my lord, who, reading in hot haste
+ The letter through, and doubting not that he
+ Were aught else than what the letter stated
+ (To wit, Elviro, and no priest at all).
+ So sure was he of this, suspecting nought,
+ He fondly welcomed him, and many a joke
+ They cracked together o'er the heartless scheme.
+ Don Miguel acting well his part throughout
+ With ribald jest, and oft full merrily
+ Alluding to his tonsure newly shorn,
+ Asked of his patron how he liked his garb,
+ And if he did not look a priest indeed.
+ At this his lord laughed heartily, and thus
+ Time passed away till I should don the veil,
+ And we were married before witnesses.
+ The ceremony over, all passed o'er
+ Right merrily, nor knows my lord e'en now,
+ Not even to this day, that he is married.
+
+ D. PAS. Well done, by Heaven! And Father Miguel hail!
+ So was the base would-be seducer paid
+ Back in his own base coin. This should e'er be.
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, but thinkest thou I knew aught of this,
+ Or was partaker in Don Miguel's scheme?
+ Oh, no; of this my father told me nought,
+ Nor knew I aught of all this base intrigue,
+ This would-be marriage false, by false priest blessed,
+ Till later years; in fact, until the time
+ That King Djabel upon his death bed lay.
+ He then confessed to me the foul design
+ By him so ably thwarted. But e'en then
+ The traitor had abandoned me already.
+ He thought his marriage false, and told me plain
+ I had no hold on him. I sought my sire,
+ And then the truth came out. The blow was great,
+ To find myself abandoned and deceived
+ By him I loved and trusted, e'en though I
+ Knew well that I stood right before the law,
+ He had no right to leave me, that I knew.
+ 'Twas heartless, as I then was big with child;
+ His father, too, was dead, old Don Fernand,
+ And I, by rights, his castle should have shared,
+ As he had promised, but old King Djabel
+ Did counsel me, "Be patient yet awhile;
+ A day will come when thou shalt vengeance take.
+ Nature hath made me prophet. I can see
+ Now that my sun is sinking far beyond
+ This earthly sphere, all that shall come to pass
+ In future years. Delay thy vengeance, then,
+ Still a few years, and I will be thy guide;
+ I, Djabel, from over this side the grave
+ Will guide thy steps and shape thy destinies
+ Until the hour arrive." Thus spake Djabel,
+ And falling back upon his rugged couch,
+ Did breathe his last, clasping my hand in his;
+ He now sleeps with his fathers. Rest his soul!
+ And I, now left an orphan, and so young;
+ Abandoned, too, by the base man I loved,
+ How fared it with me, being then with child?
+ The days of mourning for my father o'er,
+ I could not keep my mind from wandering back
+ To our first days of courtship, when my lord
+ First wooed me, and did win my virgin heart.
+ I dwelt upon the memory of his words--
+ How he had promised me in days of yore,
+ His father being dead, old Don Fernand,
+ That I should mistress of his castle be.
+ How had he kept his promise? Don Fernand
+ Was long since dead, yet he no offer made
+ About his castle, but did keep me e'er
+ Within a little cottage that he built
+ During his father's lifetime for me, when
+ We first were married. Here I lived content,
+ For he then oft would visit me, and when
+ He came not, yet I had full trust in him,
+ And waited patiently, beguiling time
+ By tending flowers in my garden home,
+ For this was aye my passion from a child,
+ And thus the hours passed full happily.
+ But one day, seeing my lord with murky brow,
+ And not divining what the cause mote be,
+ I, with fond heart and young simplicity,
+ Did offer all that consolation
+ That loving wife will offer to her lord
+ In moments of deep sadness. But he spurned
+ Me coldly from him, and when I did ask
+ In what way I had my lord offended,
+ Deigning no direct reply, made answer,
+ He loved me not. I had no hold on him,
+ Should ne'er be mistress of his father's hall,
+ Our marriage being but a mockery,
+ To last as long as it should please himself.
+ He left me with a laugh of bitter scorn,
+ Whilst I, as if by lightning struck, did fall
+ Flat to the earth, and waking, sought my sire.
+ Thou knowest how my father, dying, left
+ A promise he would ever guide my steps
+ In hour of vengeance; so I patience kept.
+ Meanwhile our son was born. That son _art thou_!
+
+ D. PAS. Oh, mother! mother!
+ [_They embrace and weep on each others' necks._
+ (_On recovering._) I did half divine
+ The truth from the beginning of thy tale,
+ But at the name of Father Miguel
+ My heart did smite so loud against my ribs
+ As like to burst them; e'en as were it charged
+ From Heaven with joyful tidings to my soul.
+ I ever knew that man in some strange way
+ Was mixed up in the mystery of my birth.
+
+ GIP. Q. 'Twas he that christened thee, abandoned by
+ Thy all unworthy father. He that holds
+ Proofs that our marriage valid is by law,
+ Without which proofs thou'dst been born a bastard,
+ A stray, an outcast, slave to this world's scorn.
+ The Lady Angela, that kind, good soul,
+ Whose counsellor and priest Don Miguel was,
+ Knew all thy history, and pitied thee.
+ She was thy godmother while at the font.
+ Don Miguel marked thee with the Christian's sign,
+ And being a widow lady without heirs,
+ And rich withal, she straightway did resolve
+ T'adopt thee, and 'neath Father Miguel's care
+ To have thee educated as a priest.
+ Poor pious soul! But thou know'st best of all
+ How thine own wilful temper at the school--
+ Thy wild, impatient, roving gipsy blood,--
+ Did give small promise for a like career,
+ Which Father Miguel seeing from the first
+ (Though not until repeated efforts made
+ To tame thy stubborn nature proved in vain)
+ Did finally, now weary of his charge,
+ Abandon thee unto thine own wild ways,
+ Doling the money out from time to time,
+ Till thou should'st come of age. That time has come.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha! ha! I well do call to mind the time
+ When Father Miguel, with church dogmas sought
+ To warp my stubborn brain, and if I asked
+ Him to explain some of that lore he taught,
+ And fain would burden my poor skull withal,
+ Then straight it was a mystery. I must
+ Have faith, he said; nor ask the reason why.
+ Against this answer my young soul rebelled.
+ And long and fierce the battles that we fought.
+ He called me insubordinate and rude.
+ Said I lacked discipline, humility,
+ That I must subjugate my intellect
+ Unto the church's dictates, threatening me
+ With purgatory and everlasting fire
+ Unless I thought as he did, branding me
+ As atheist, Jew, or heretic, whilst I
+ Called him a fool. Then losing all control
+ Over his passions, this good, holy man
+ Did raise his hand to strike me, seeing which
+ I seized a knife and threw it at his head,
+ Leaving a scar upon his cheek; then laughed.
+ As I grew older matters mended not,
+ So he sent me to a seminary,
+ Thinking to curb my will by discipline;
+ But they soon found the worse they treated me
+ The worse was I, and so all gave me up.
+ 'Tis years since we have met. We were not formed
+ To live together. Greater opposites
+ In character Nature ne'er formed from clay.
+ I owe the holy man no grudge; not I.
+ He did his best, I mine to understand him.
+ We were formed differently from our birth.
+
+ GIP. Q. A wild boy thou wert ever. That is true.
+ I've watched thee oft when thou thought'st me afar.
+ Thou knew'st me not for mother, nor would I
+ Unveil the myst'ry of thy parentage,
+ Nor bring disgrace on Lady Angela,
+ Who had so kindly offered to adopt
+ Thee, the poor outcast gipsy's mongrel son,
+ And rear him like the proudest of the land.
+ Why should I, with my narrow, selfish love,
+ Oppose a barrier to my son's advance,
+ Refuse the lady's bounty, and drag down
+ My son unto the level of myself.
+ A wand'ring gipsy! Yet I loved thee. Ay,
+ I loved thee e'en with more than mother's love.
+ I would that all should love thee. As for those
+ Who loved thee not, these I vowed should fear thee.
+ I'ld see thee feared and envied, proud and great
+ High up above thy fellows; and for this
+ I smothered in my heart all outward show
+ Of my affection, and so hid myself.
+ Still, I was near and watched thee day by day
+ Expand as the young plant before the sun.
+ And I was happy in my heart of hearts
+ To know that thou wert happy, and to know
+ I was thy mother, though thou knew'st it not.
+ And so for years I've watched thee, till thine own
+ Wild wand'ring nature bid thee roam abroad.
+ 'Twas then for years that I lost sight of thee;
+ This also was predicted by the stars,
+ And so I gave to thee this gipsy ring
+ That I might know thee when we met again.
+
+ D. PAS. Ay, I do mind me well, when yet a child,
+ How once a gipsy gave it me, and bid
+ Me wear it ever, and 'twould bring me luck;
+ And how I, childlike, straight returned home,
+ Pleased with the gift, to show my mother, or
+ The lady whom I thought my mother then.
+ But tell me, queen or mother, which thou wilt,
+ Why, if as I think, all thy tale be true
+ And thou wert really married to Don Diego,
+ Knowing the law to be upon thy side,
+ Why didst thou not at once set up thy claim
+ Of lawful wife, instead of waiting now,
+ A score of years and more! Thou could'st have claimed----
+
+ GIP. Q. Thou askest me why I did not avail
+ Myself of that protection that the law
+ In my case would enforce. I'll tell thee, then.
+ I was, indeed, then counselled so to do
+ By Father Miguel and some other friends,
+ Who knew that legal marriage was performed;
+ But being mindful of the promise made
+ Unto my father on his bed of death,
+ And having strict confidence in his words,
+ Those deep prophetic words which never erred,
+ Then finding, too, when I did scan the stars
+ Good reason his for bidding me postpone
+ My vengeance for a season less ill-starred.
+
+ D. PAS. What saw'st thou, mother, in the stars to make
+ Thee to abandon all thy rightful claims
+ And crave the charity of an alien?
+
+ GIP. Q. I craved no charity. The lady who
+ Did stand to thee in lieu of mother, came
+ Herself and craved of me permission
+ To take thee home and rear thee as her child;
+ Which offer I, though with much reluctance,
+ At length accepted, ever mindful of
+ The brilliant future that the stars foretold.
+
+ D. PAS. What sign was that that caused thee then such fear?
+
+ GIP. Q. A star malefic in thy house of life;
+ Threatening thee with speedy violent death
+ From some traitor's hand. That hand, thy father's.
+ Had I ta'en counsel of well-meaning friends
+ And urged my rights, ay, had I moved a step,
+ Thy life and mine had dearly paid for it.
+
+ D. PAS. How this may be, I know not. If the stars
+ Do really rule our destinies, or if
+ Thy woman's fears but made thee dread contact
+ With men in power. Have we not the law?
+
+ GIP. Q. Justice may be bought. The oppressor's star
+ Was then in the ascendant. 'Tis no more.
+ Now mark, and I will show thee how the stars
+ Have worked and ripened for my just revenge.
+ Thou knowest well, 'tis now full many years
+ I have lost sight of thee, though I have learned
+ From Father Miguel thou wast still alive;
+ The stars foretold our meeting. Until now
+ I've waited for thee, and the stars likewise
+ Predicted that almost at the same time
+ Another I should meet, whose destiny
+ Did figure so in thy young house of life.
+
+ D. PAS. What! The Lady Inez?
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, even she.
+
+ D. PAS. Then Heav'n be praised for happier destiny
+ Ne'er fell to lot of man.
+
+ GIP. Q. Nay, not so fast;
+ There're dangers still to pass, and thou must bear
+ Thyself right bravely if thou would'st succeed.
+
+ D. PAS. Dost doubt my courage, mother? My good blade
+ Shall carve me fortune wheresoe'er it turns.
+
+ GIP. Q. Hot headed youth! Guard well thy strength until
+ 'Tis needed. Thou art weak from loss of blood,
+ And need'st repose e'er thou set forth to work.
+ The sun is high in heaven. Ere nightfall
+ Thou wilt have need of all thy youthful strength.
+ Ere midnight I will lead thee to a wood,
+ Accompanied by all my followers,
+ From thence we must ascend a rugged path
+ That leads to the tyrant's stronghold.
+
+ D. PAS. What tyrant?
+
+ GIP. Q. The nameless. Thy rival and thy father.
+
+ D. PAS. Don Diego! 'Twas he, then, that yester-eve
+ Did snatch the Lady Inez from my breast
+ As I lay faint and bleeding?
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, e'en he;
+ And now he fain would marry her perforce,
+ With or without her answer; he has sworn
+ To wed her straight, scarce struck the midnight hour,
+ And hurries on with most indecent haste
+ This mockery of a marriage 'gainst the will
+ And inclinations of the girl herself,
+ And also 'gainst the wishes of her sire,
+ Whom, poor man, the tyrant holds in 's power,
+ As hawk doth hold a dove, obliging him
+ To give consent to this most monstrous match
+ With his fair daughter, only late arrived
+ Home from the convent of St. Ursula
+ (Albeit he knows not, I've the proofs in hand
+ Of our real marriage. Read them an you list)
+ [_Handing papers to Don Pascual._
+ He needs must hasten on his base design,
+ For fear of interruption. Be it ours
+ To baulk this rabid eagle of his prey,
+ Snatch from his reeking claws the innocent lamb,
+ And rescue chastity from guilt's device.
+ Let this be Pepa's mission upon earth,
+ To succour virtue and avenge the wrong,
+ And thou, Pascual, stand thou me true in this,
+ Let no wrong pass, but quickly search it out,
+ And boldly in the light of day proclaim
+ The tyrant's wrong, in spite of odds or force.
+
+ D. PAS. Mother, I swear. Fear not thou'lt find me apt;
+ My sword is at thy service, e'en had I
+ No more incentive to avenge thee than
+ The sense of wrong that ever stirs my blood.
+ But now I have my own more selfish ends
+ To serve. The maid 'fore all most near my heart
+ To rescue from the talons of a foe;
+ The mother, too, who gave me birth to shield
+ From foul dishonour, and the tyrant who
+ Begat me, yet fain would dub me bastard,
+ Still to chastise. With these wrongs to redress,
+ Or e'en the half, what coward would not turn brave?
+ What mouse would not turn lion? Rest in peace,
+ This night thou art avenged. Pascual doth swear it.
+
+ GIP. Q. Spoke like my own true son. And now to rest;
+ Thou needest sleep, to calm thy jaded nerves,
+ And brace thee for the work thou hast to-night.
+
+ [_They embrace. Pascual throws himself upon his couch. Gipsy
+ Queen sits watching him. Scene changes._
+
+
+SCENE III.--_Inez' bedchamber in Don Silvio's castle; an old four posted
+bed, with faded hangings--old faded tapestry. A prie-dieu in front of a
+picture of our Lady of Pain. Crucifixes and pious relics adorn the
+chambers. Don Silvio is discovered pleading earnestly. Inez weeping._
+
+ INEZ. (_Tearing herself away._) Cease, father, cease; I cannot, dare
+ not yield.
+ How can you ask me, after all you've said?
+ What! Wed a man I never saw before,
+ A man whose age, too, full quadruples mine!
+ And at a moment's notice! Fie! for shame!
+ Was it for this then that you call'dst me home,
+ To barter soul and body for mere gold?
+ Is it not thus the lowest of our sex,
+ Led on by glitter to fill Satan's ranks,
+ Fall, ne'er to rise again? Ah! woe is me.
+ Think, father, think. What could such union be
+ Before the eyes of Heaven? Would it not
+ Be foul adultery, base, incestuous lust?
+ And this you'ld have from me, your only child?
+ Oh, father! 'twas not thus that you once spake.
+ Where are your noble maxims, father, now?
+ Alas! alas! all scattered to the winds
+ Before the first blast of the tempting fiend.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Aside._) Now this is most just, by Heav'n! that I be
+ Thus by my own child humbled and reproved,
+ For falling back from truth in hour of trial.
+ Dear inn'cent soul! How could she yield to terms
+ Alike repugnant to her virgin heart
+ As mine own conscience? But, then, what to do?
+ Ah! cursed be the hour I gave consent
+ Unto that monstrous pact! What would I give
+ Now to undo the same, were't in my power?
+ But my inexorable foe has sworn
+ To have his bond, and Diego never jests.
+ Most dire necessity doth bid me save
+ Myself and household from disgrace and death.
+ Ay, from starvation. Nothing short of that
+ Should make me recreant to my conscience law.
+ She, young and hopeful, realises not
+ The want and misery that must ensue
+ To us on her refusal. Be it so.
+ Occasion presses. Time must not be lost.
+ I will try again, though conscience brand me.
+ (_Aloud._) Inez!
+
+ INEZ. Father!
+
+ D. SIL. Bethink thee, yet, my child.
+
+ INEZ. Parent, no more!
+
+ D. SIL. What am I, then, to do?
+ I, thy poor aged father, sent abroad
+ To beg my bread. No shelter from the wind
+ And rain. No food; no hospitable roof.
+ Our servants, too, must all our ills endure;
+ And all through thee, through thine own obdurate heart.
+ But 'twill not serve thee. Not one whit, for though
+ Thou still resist, Don Diego will use force;
+ His myrmidons----
+
+ INEZ. I fear them not, when God is on our side.
+ This is a trial, and we must have faith.
+
+ D. SIL. (_Desperate._) My child! Will nothing move thee? On thy head
+ Will be thy father's blood. My life's at stake.
+
+ INEZ. Think of thy soul, old man, and trust in God.
+ Thou, who didst teach mine infant lips to pray,
+ Canst thou not pray, or wilt thou learn of me
+ Now thou art old? Hast thou no faith, father?
+
+ D. SIL. Alas! alas! 'Tis many years these knees
+ Have bowed no more in prayer. When I was young,
+ And yet had faith, 'twas then I used to pray.
+
+ INEZ. But now; Oh, father! Heaven! What can have caused
+ This falling off of piety in age?
+ For years not bent the knee unto thy God!
+ I wonder not He hath abandoned thee.
+ Come, learn of me. Look here. Gaze on this form,
+
+ [_Snatches a crucifix from the wall, and thrusts it into Don
+ Silvio's unwilling hands._
+
+ This bleeding image. See this crown of thorns,
+ These nails, that side thrust; and then learn how He
+ Suffered and died for us. Canst thou not bear
+ One little pang an 't be the will of Heaven?
+ What is thy grief to His, who suffered more
+ Than mortal man e'er suffered? Father, pray
+ God will not desert those who trust in Him.
+
+ D. SIL. Nay, thou art young and hopeful. I am old.
+
+ INEZ. Kneel, father, kneel; and look not so downcast.
+ Behold the blessed Virgin Mary, pierced
+ And sorrowing for our sins. Come, father, kneel.
+ Do as I do, and throw thyself before
+ This blessed image, and repeat these words.
+
+ [_Throws herself on the prie-dieu, and clasps her hands together
+ in front of the picture of our Lady of Pain. Don Silvio still
+ standing._
+
+ Oh! Holy Virgin, Mother of our Lord;
+ Chosen of God, immaculate, Divine;
+ Thou, who hast promised aye to intercede
+ With thy dear Son, the living God of Heaven
+ For us poor mortals when oppressed with woe,
+ From that high heaven where thou sittest enthroned
+ 'Midst glorious angels, mercifully look down
+ Upon thy humble votaries, who groan
+ 'Neath the oppression of a tyrant world.
+ Oh! thou who never turnest a deaf ear
+ Unto a suppliant's prayer, send down thy grace,
+ And succour her from evil men's designs
+ Who puts her trust in thee. Thwart thou their schemes,
+ And, for the glory of thy holy name,
+ Avenge thy handmaid's wrongs, and punish those
+ Who, strong in the abuse of worldly power,
+ Would fain defile the virgin chastity
+ Of her who seeks thy aid; rain down thy grace.
+ Oh! Holy Mother, who canst never see
+ The wrong to triumph and the right to fall,
+ Soften my father's heart, and let him kneel
+ To thee, and join with me in heartfelt prayer
+ And supplication, that the evils which
+ Do threaten us alike may be withdrawn.
+
+ [_Don Silvio drops crucifix, and exit slowly and moodily._
+
+ Oh, Holy Saints! Oh, Holy Virgin Mother!
+ Look down in pity on this suppliant pair,
+ Who all unworthy are to raise our eyes
+ To that high Heaven, whence thou art, and seek
+ Thy aid and guidance, strengthen us, O Lord!
+ Strengthen our faith, and let our trust in Thee
+ Never abate, e'en in temptation's hour.
+
+ [_Draws forth a rosary, and remains for some time counting her
+ beads. Then rises._
+
+ I thank thee, Holy Virgin. Thou hast heard
+ The prayer of faith, and----(_looking round her_) What! my father
+ gone!
+ Too proud to pray, alas! Oh, Heaven grant
+ My doting father more humility,
+ More faith, more hope; and aye within this breast
+ Keep thou _my_ faith alive, lest Satan send
+ Some emissary forth to thwart thy will.
+
+ _Enter_ RODRIGUEZ, _smiling towards_ INEZ, _who starts, looks
+ suspiciously at her, and shudders_.
+
+ ROD. What! my young mistress taken by surprise,
+ And scared at poor Rodriguez! I've no doubt
+ Some transient fever, brought on by the shock
+ You late have suffered, made you shiver so.
+ Come to old Rodriguez, my pretty bird,
+ Pour forth into old nurse's willing ear
+ All its past troubles. Did the gipsy gang
+ Run off with pretty darling, and insult
+ Her and old Pedro! Sweetest, grieve no more
+ Now all is over, but take courage from
+ Old nurse Rodriguez, who was ever wont
+ To smooth its pillow, and to share its griefs.
+
+ INEZ. Good nurse, Rodriguez, 'tis not, as you think,
+ The gipsy tribe that causes me this dread.
+ I have another and a secret grief
+ I daren't divulge to thee. Nay, leave me, pray.
+
+ ROD. What! my young mistress has a secret grief;
+ And I, poor old Rodriguez, am debarred
+ From sharing it. Leave you alone, forsooth!
+ Leave my young mistress Inez all alone,
+ To brood and mope over her secret grief!
+ Never! You ill know nurse Rodriguez, child.
+
+ INEZ. (_Aside._) This is intolerable.
+
+ ROD. As you say,
+ It cannot be about the gipsy tribe
+ My darling frets. The danger's gone and past,
+ Thanks to the noble conduct of my lord,
+ The brave and gallant Don Diego, who
+ At risk of his own life, with sword in hand,
+ Did rescue you from the dark gipsy gang.
+ 'Twas bravely done. And how he wears his years!
+ Just like a stripling--and how fine a man;
+ How courteous, too, and what a merry eye
+ He has for all his favourites. I'm sure
+ That you yourself are one, judging from how
+ [_Inez draws back scornfully._
+ He looks at you askance, then turns away
+ And sighs so deeply, little thinking that
+ Rodriguez guesses what he bears within.
+
+ INEZ. Rodriguez, silence! Of this trash no more.
+
+ ROD. Nay, Mistress Inez; pray not angered be
+ With poor old nurse. She loves a jest at times.
+
+ INEZ. I'm in no jesting mood, I promise you.
+ I pray you, leave me.
+
+ ROD. There you are again,
+ Wishing me to leave you alone to mope;
+ But, dear, Rodriguez better knows than leave
+ Her little mistress all uncomforted.
+ Away with nasty grief, and courage take
+ From kind old nurse, and, like her, merry be.
+
+ INEZ. Your consolation, nurse, is, perhaps, well meant.
+ Albeit, at present, 'tis superfluous.
+
+ ROD. What! Hoity, toity! child; would'st have me see
+ My little Inez pining and downcast,
+ E'en though it be for nought at all; and ne'er
+ Say word to cheer her? Nay, 'tis my duty
+ To my mistress. So here I mean to stick
+ Until I've made you laugh. Come now, madam.
+
+ INEZ. (_Aside._) She's insupportable.
+
+ ROD. Were I a maid once more, I'd show you how
+ I'd laugh and enjoy the world. Not as you,
+ Pent up these years within a convent cell,
+ Till you've grown musty. A pest on convents all!
+ Keep them for cripples and incurables.
+ For those who from birth so ill-favoured are,
+ They find not husbands. These may chant and sing,
+ And moan and fast, an't please them; but, for you,
+ A maid of Lady Inez's beauty, jammed
+ Within these walls--'tis sacrilege, I ween.
+
+ INEZ. Rodriguez, now you must not lightly talk
+ Against those holy women, who have fled
+ All worldly joys to win the peace of Heaven.
+
+ ROD. Each to their taste. For me, I love the world.
+
+ INEZ. I know it, nurse; but at your age 'twere fit
+ You'd higher thoughts.
+
+ ROD. At _my_ age! Pooh! tut, tut!
+ Those with a merry heart are never old.
+ Look at Don Diego, how he bears himself,
+ And all because he has a merry heart.
+ Had he been priest or monk, he had been old
+ At thirty. But just look how proud his step,
+ How clear his eye, how red his manly cheek.
+ Were I a maid once more, just of your age,
+ I straight should lose my heart, and that's a fact.
+ Heigh ho!
+
+ INEZ. A truce to this unseemly banter.
+ Nor dare to name that man to me again.
+
+ ROD. That man! What, poor Don Diego? In what way
+ Hath he offended, that you treat him thus?
+ I'm sure he is not conscious of his fault,
+ Or he would die with grief; the dear, good man,
+ Fond of you as he is, as all can see.
+
+ INEZ. Rodriguez, cease! I'll hear no more, I've said.
+ And let me tell you, nurse, now once for all,
+ It ill becomes thy years and sex, t'enact
+ A part, of all parts most contemptible.
+
+ ROD. What part, my pretty child? Don't so misjudge
+ Poor nurse Rodriguez as to think that she
+ Could counsel you for aught but for your good
+ Remember, you are young, my mistress dear,
+ And have yet to unlearn your convent life,
+ That so ill fits you for our merry world.
+ Your father, poor mistaken man----
+
+ INEZ. Hold there,
+ And reverence my father as thy lord.
+
+ ROD. Ne'er doubt me, mistress mine, but e'en my lord
+ Would counsel you as I would counsel you.
+
+ INEZ. Thou speak'st of counsel. How would'st counsel me?
+
+ ROD. Nay, then, nought 'gainst your interests; that's clear.
+ Had I your youth and beauty, and your chance,
+ I'd have a care, nor throw such chance away.
+ Lend not the ear to ev'ry stripling, child,
+ Because he's smooth of mien, but look behind
+ The outer gloss, and seek for solid gold.
+
+ INEZ. Your counsel, nurse, is mercenary.
+
+ ROD. Tut, tut.
+ We've got to live; to live we've got to eat;
+ Then comes our dress, our servants, and what else
+ May appertain unto a lady born,
+ As was your mother, Lady Dorothea,--
+ Of blessed mem'ry,--when this ancient hall
+ Looked livelier than at the present day.
+ Now hark! my dear young mistress, and attend
+ To these my words, as were they from the lips
+ Of your own sainted mother, who looks down
+ From her high post, and sees all that we do.
+ What, think you, would your fondest mother say,
+ To see this castle go to rack and ruin,
+ Her darling child descend in social scale,
+ Because she would espouse some popinjay.
+ Whose wealth was all he carried on his back?
+ When she could get a chance to marry one
+ (A goodly man, if more mature in years)
+ A great hidalgo, and of wealth untold,
+ By means of which she could redeem this hall,
+ And make it worthy of its better days;
+ Pay off her father's debts, and thus content
+ Him and his household, and all else beside.
+ Why, marry, 'twere rank madness to let slip
+ Such glorious chance, and such a chance have you.
+
+ INEZ. Enough.
+
+ ROD. Nay, I _will_ speak in duty bound,
+ And tell you, willy-nilly, that the man
+ Who thus would lay his riches at the feet
+ Of my poor master's daughter is none else
+ Than noble Lord Don Diego.
+
+ INEZ. I have said
+ I will not have thee mention that man's name;
+ I did divine thy mission from the first,
+ And doubt me not that thou wert amply paid
+ To play the go-between; but learn for once,
+ Base woman, that my heart must not be bought;
+ The purest gift of Heaven was not made
+ To be an article of merchandise.
+ My heart's in mine own keeping, and must ne'er
+ Be given up save to the man I love.
+ Though this pile fall to ruins o'er our heads;
+ Though hunger threaten; though my father's life
+ And other lives at stake be; nay, e'en though
+ This robe be turned to rags and I be sent
+ Abroad to beg my bread, and from the cold
+ Night storm or tempest ne'er a shelter find;
+ Nay, come what will, nought 'gainst the will of Heaven
+ Must e'er be done to suit the present hour.
+
+ ROD. Nay, speak not thus, young mistress, but be calm;
+ Rodriguez, too, was once a girl and thought,
+ E'en as you do now.
+
+ INEZ. More's the pity then
+ That years, instead of bringing purer thoughts,
+ Should cancel all the purity of youth.
+
+ ROD. Nay, mistress mine, what I would say is this:
+ That being in youth, even as yourself,
+ More swayed by my heart than my interests,
+ I gave my heart unto the man I loved,
+ Disdaining higher offer, but soon found
+ Cause to repent for having thrown away
+ A better chance; for Carlos, when he saw
+ That I had nought, and he had nought, he 'gan
+ To lose the love he had for me, and then
+ He beat me, and we quarrelled. Soon he died.
+ And being left destitute, was fain t'accept
+ The place of servant in your father's house.
+
+ INEZ. And by this tale of sorrows thou would'st prove
+ That we in this life are in duty bound
+ To sell our souls unto the highest bidder.
+ Away with such foul subtleties, with which
+ The arch-fiend baits his hook to tempt God's own.
+ Give me the quiet of a convent cell,
+ Rather than rank and splendour with disgrace.
+
+ ROD. Disgrace! Nay, honour. When the knot is tied
+ You will be held in honour by the world.
+ It is not mere protection that is offered,
+ But legal marriage. There's the difference.
+
+ INEZ. The marriage that 'fore Heaven legal is,
+ Is that in which two souls are joined in one,
+ And not the forced and bitter mockery
+ Born of man's interest, by him approved.
+ Such match as thou would'st counsel were no match,
+ But lust and policy combined in one;
+ Most foul adultery in Heaven's eyes,
+ Ay, e'en despite the blessing of the church.
+ But, to cut short this most distasteful theme,
+ Perhaps thou'lt tell me, as an after-clause
+ Included in the pact, should I accept
+ This offer that Don Diego deigns to make,
+ 'Twere necessary that this match take place
+ This night at midnight, without more delay.
+
+ ROD. Why, some such clause there is, I must confess,
+ A mere caprice. What matters it? But then
+ The offer is so splendid. Only think!
+
+ INEZ. In case of my refusing him. What then?
+
+ ROD. You surely would not think of such a thing,
+ If you knew how he loved you.
+
+ INEZ. Still I ask,
+ What's the alternative should I refuse?
+
+ ROD. I would not counsel you to brave his ire.
+ He loves you most devotedly, I know,
+ And 'tis for that he'd hasten on the match,
+ 'Tis over-eagerness and fear to lose
+ His prize. A groundless fear, I do admit.
+ But he was ever an eccentric man:
+ A good man though.
+
+ INEZ. So all I have to fear
+ Is but his ire?
+
+ ROD. I know not though what form
+ His ire might take. He's powerful and great,
+ Accustomed to obedience, to command,
+ Like all great military leaders who
+ Hold up their heads above their fellow-men.
+ He _might_ use force. I would not you advise
+ To thwart his will, but quietly to yield.
+
+ INEZ. And art thou woman, who would'st counsel me,
+ Through fear of violence of mortal man,
+ To so offend against all chastity
+ As yield obedience to this man's lust?
+ A veteran full four times mine own age,
+ And that, in all hot haste this very night,
+ When I have scarce had time to see his face!
+ Is't this that thou call'st love? Now fie! Now fie!
+ I did think better of thee, nurse Rodriguez,
+ Than that thy tongue could have been bought for gold
+ In such base cause. But since 'tis come to this--
+ Away from me! and tell the fiend who sent thee,
+ Inez would rather die a thousand deaths
+ Than barter her virtue for all his gold.
+
+ ROD. I dare not tell him so, my pretty bird.
+
+ INEZ. Then send him here, I'll tell him so myself.
+ I fear no man when God is on my side.
+
+ ROD. Nay, mistress, dear, forbear. You know him not.
+
+ INEZ. Yet thou would'st have me marry him. For shame!
+
+ ROD. I know not what to say. 'Twas urgency,
+ Most dire necessity, that made me speak;
+ Fear for your father's life, mine own, and Pedro's,
+ And last, not least, yourself, my darling child.
+ I am bewildered and half gone mad.
+ What shall we do? Oh, Heaven grant us help.
+
+ INEZ. I trust as ever in the help of Heaven.
+ Sustain us, Lord, in our adversity,
+ And let us lack not faith. [_A knock at the door._
+ Oh, holy saints!
+
+ PEDRO. (_Without._) Rodriguez! What ho! Donna Rodriguez!
+ My lord Don Diego awaiteth thee below.
+
+ ROD. I come, I come. (_Aside._) Ah me! what shall I say? [_Exit._
+
+ INEZ. Now, saints protect us! Holy Virgin, thou
+ Be still my guide, nor let me pray in vain.
+
+ [_Inez throws herself half fainting on the prie-dieu, and the
+ scene closes._
+
+
+SCENE IV.--_A Wood of chestnuts. Moonlight. Gipsies in ambush. Don
+Diego's castle seen towering above the trees._
+
+ _Enter_ GIPSY QUEEN _and_ PASCUAL.
+
+ GIP. Q. Behold the spot I told thee of, from whence
+ We must begin th' ascent. (_To Gipsies._) Is all prepared?
+
+ GIPSIES TOGETHER. Ay, Queen.
+
+ GIP. Q. And Father Miguel?
+
+ A GIPSY. He comes anon.
+
+ D. PAS. What, even Father Miguel! Will he join?
+
+ GIP. Q. He is, as ever, our most staunch ally,
+ And doth possess a keen and ready wit
+ In time of need. A soft and oily tongue
+ And gentle manner, that may well disarm
+ All base suspicion. Such sound policy
+ As may enable him to win the day,
+ When all such brainless braggadocio
+ As thine might fail.
+
+ D. PAS. Bravo, Father Miguel!
+ An he be practised in the use of 's tongue,
+ As I am in the use of my good blade
+ We shall do well together.
+
+ GIP. Q. See, he comes.
+
+ _Enter_ FATHER MIGUEL. _He walks straight up to_ GIPSY QUEEN.
+
+ F'TH. M. Pepa, well met. Is this young man your son?
+
+ D. PAS. (_Stepping forward._) Ay, holy father. Dost remember me?
+
+ F'TH. M. But little, son. It is so many years
+ We have not met, and thou art altered much.
+ Thou wert then but a lad--a naughty lad,
+ A very naughty lad.
+
+ D. PAS. Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
+ The accusation, I admit, is just,
+ But hope, after to-night, that we may learn
+ To know each other better.
+
+ F'TH. M. So say I.
+ And now, for what doth most concern us all.
+
+ TO GIPSY QUEEN. I doubt not this youth's courage. Nay, his fault,
+ An I remember right in days gone by.
+ Was being too precipitous and rash.
+ Now listen, both of ye, to what I say;
+ We must not mar our plot with useless show
+ Of ill-timed valour, but hoard well our strength
+ Till needed, and if possible dispense
+ With blood and slaughter, which God grant we may.
+
+ D. PAS. How, holy father? I don't understand.
+ Are we not here assembled to attack
+ The tyrant's stronghold. Are the men-at-arms
+ That guard the castle made of such poor stuff,
+ As let a powerful and armed band
+ Approach without resistance. Think you, _he_
+ The man that I blush to call my father,
+ Is so utterly without resources
+ As let us tamely rob him of his prize,
+ Under his very nose, and not resent?
+ Too old a fox, I ween, our veteran foe,
+ For to be caught asleep.
+
+ F'TH. M. Nay, hear me, son.
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, true my, son. Have patience and attend
+ To the good father's counsel.
+
+ D. PAS. Father, speak.
+
+ F'TH. M. I have bethought me of a scheme, which, if
+ Well carried out, will bring us through the guard
+ Without the loss of blood. Once entered in,
+ And passed the threshold, let me lead the way.
+ Your mother will present herself anon,
+ Assert her rights in presence of them all;
+ _You_ then will follow, ready to protect
+ Yourself and us, should an assault be made
+ Upon our persons. (_To Gipsies._) You bold gipsies all,
+ Keep close at hand a little in the rear
+ Ready for action, but beware to lift
+ A finger until called upon to fight
+ Through grim necessity. D'ye hear me all?
+
+ GIPSIES (_Together._) Ay, ay, Sir Priest.
+
+ D. PAS. You have not told us yet
+ The means you will adopt to pass the guards
+ Without resistance.
+
+ F'TH M. Listen, then, awhile.
+ I have to aid me in this daring plot
+ A tried and trusty friend, a mountaineer;
+ This peasant hath across his shoulders slung
+ A keg of choicest wine, by me well drugged
+ With such a potent powder, that one drop
+ But taken on the tongue were full enough
+ In a few minutes to induce a sleep
+ So dull, lethargic, heavy, and profound,
+ That earth might quake, winds blow, and thunder growl,
+ And yet the victims of this potent drug
+ Would still sleep on, their long and death-like sleep,
+ And much I doubt me if the archangel's trump
+ Would fully wake them.
+
+ D. PAS. 'Tis not poison, father?
+
+ F'TH. M. Nay, 'tis harmless. How could you think that I,
+ As priest, could do aught to take human life?
+ I come to hinder carnage, not to slay.
+
+ D. PAS. This may be difficult, though, nevertheless,
+ The men are many. There are always dogs
+ That bark and bellow at the foe's approach.
+
+ F'TH. M. Leave all to me, my son. As for the dogs,
+ I've poison brought, most instantaneous,
+ With which I've baited meat, that I have now
+ About my person, whilst this peasant here.
+ What ho! Felipe!
+
+ _Enter a_ PEASANT _with a keg of wine slung round him_.
+
+ This same honest man
+ Will go ahead with me, but as we near
+ The castle we will separate, and choose
+ Two divers paths, so that in case we meet
+ With any man we seem not to belong
+ One to the other. He will chant an air
+ Such as our mountaineers are wont to sing,
+ And go his way, as one who's light of heart;
+ Myself, will pass on by another route,
+ To meet the peasant at a given point
+ Close to the castle and within the hearing
+ Of all the soldiers; and if accosted,
+ I have my answer ready. Do not fear.
+ When within hearing of the men-at-arms,
+ I shall call out to this same mountaineer,
+ As to a stranger: "Hold, friend. Where bound?"
+ "To the next village, father," shall he say?
+ "Trav'lling with wine. A buyer wants to try
+ A sample, and I bring him of the best."
+ "Ha!" shall I say, "then, prithee, let me taste.
+ I, too, would buy a barrel, but for _me_
+ It must be good indeed, else, keep your wine."
+ Then shall I feign to drink and smack my lips,
+ Swearing 'tis nectar worthy of a king,
+ And straight make offer to buy all he has,
+ While trudging on together by the way.
+ Presently we will come upon the guards,
+ Some of whom know me well. Suspecting nought,
+ These men will easily be lured to try
+ The vaunted liquor. Having gone the round
+ Of seneschal and warder and the rest,
+ I shall find access to the castle hall
+ Without much trouble, offr'ing as excuse,
+ I come to let Don Diego taste the wine.
+ Once entered fairly in the castle hall,
+ Ere long all hands will sound as dead men sleep,
+ Then shall I blow this whistle. At the sound,
+ March on, and fear not, for the game is ours.
+
+ D. PAS. Hail! Father Miguel! once again I say.
+
+ F'TH. M. Now to our task. 'Tis just about the hour,
+ And better be too early than too late.
+
+ D. PAS. True, holy father.
+
+ F'TH. M. Well, go softly on
+ Ahead, whilst you all keep well in the rear,
+ Advance ye not until ye hear this call.
+ [_Exeunt_ FATHER MIGUEL _and_ FELIPE.
+
+ D. PAS. Why, what an acquisition to our cause
+ Is this same priest! I vow I know not how
+ We should have done without him.
+
+ GIP. Q. You say well.
+ Besides our cause, that he has much at heart,
+ He revels in all plotting and intrigue.
+
+ D. PAS. It suits his peculiar genius. Why,
+ He might have been prime minister of Spain,
+ This same poor unknown priest.
+ [_A distant mountaineer's chant is heard._
+
+ GIP. Q. Hark! Do you hear?
+
+ D. PAS. Ay. The mountaineer's chant. The game's begun.
+
+ GIP. Q. List patiently, and we shall hear anon
+ Don Miguel's whistle. Silence, all of ye.
+
+ [_A long pause. All place themselves in listening attitude.
+ Gipsy Queen advances slowly. Pascual in the background,
+ still listening._
+
+ GIP. Q. The hour fast draws near when my intent,
+ That purpose that the heav'ns have writ in blood,
+ Must be accomplished. Be still, my heart.
+ Shade of my father Djabel, stand thou near;
+ Nerve thou this arm so that it shall not fail,
+ For work is to be done, and that right soon.
+ That man is doomed, and by this hand he dies;
+ Heav'n hear my oath! Respond, ye elements.
+
+ [_Sky grows dark. Thunder and lightning. Owls and bats flit
+ about. Commotion in the camp._
+
+ The oath is writ in Heav'n. Recording sprites
+ Have taken down the gipsy's oath of blood;
+ And now shall all men see, all nations tell,
+ How, from the ashes of this trampled heart
+ Did all triumphant rise the gipsy queen.
+ [_A distant whistle heard._
+
+ D. PAS. The signal, mother! Didst hear the signal?
+
+ GIP. Q. Ay, son. Onward, then;
+ I'll lead the way myself. Be firm and true.
+
+ [_The ascent begins, led by the Gipsy Queen, and the scene
+ closes._
+
+
+SCENE V.--_A hall in Don Diego's castle communicating with the chapel.
+The chapel is in the centre of the background. Through curtains is
+disclosed the altar lighted up, and a priest ready to officiate. In the
+hall, which is illuminated, a long table is spread with fruit and other
+delicacies. Music. Enter guests, discoursing animatedly and laughing._
+
+ FIRST GUEST. (_To his Partner._) Have you yet seen the bride? They
+ say she's fair.
+
+ PARTNER. They say so, but I have not seen her yet.
+ Howbeit, a friend of mine who knew her well
+ When at the Convent of Saint Ursula,
+ Says she is over young. Just turned sixteen;
+ And how a man of Lord Don Diego's years
+ Could fall in love with such a chit, beats me.
+ [_They pass on. Two other guests advance._
+
+ LADY OF SECOND GUEST. (_To her Partner._) Ay, true, I think it
+ would more seemly be
+ Were he to marry one of years more ripe.
+
+ SECOND GUEST. (_To his Lady._) The older that men grow the more
+ they're pleased
+ With youth. I'm sure I should be so myself.
+ [_They pass on. Third couple advance._
+
+ THIRD GUEST. (_To his Lady._) Nay, who'd have thought that poor Don
+ Silvio
+ Could thus so easily pay off his debts?
+ He's in luck's way. As for the blushing bride,
+ Not every day doth heaven rain such fortune.
+
+ LADY. (_To Third Guest._) Yet they say that she is most unwilling.
+
+ THIRD GUEST. Then, she's a fool.
+ [_They pass on. Fourth couple advance._
+
+ LADY. (_To Fourth Guest._) Nay; I have heard it said
+ She weeps and frets, and hath so desp'rate grown,
+ That nought save violence could aught avail
+ To lead her to the altar.
+
+ FOURTH GUEST. What a girl!
+ To throw away so glorious a chance!
+ [_They pass on. Two gentlemen meeting._
+
+ FIRST GENT. What, comrade, you invited! Ha, ha, ha!
+ The old boy's got some life in him as yet.
+
+ SECOND GENT. And good taste, too. I just now caught a glimpse
+ Of the fair bride; and, zounds! I do begrudge
+ Her to the veteran. I myself would choose
+ Just such an one, and were it not her face
+ Were marred by excess of weeping.
+
+ FIRST GENT. Indeed!
+ Ha! ha! I never could make out why girls
+ Cry at their wedding. Just the very thing
+ They've looked for, prayed for, schemed for all their lives;
+ Yet, when it comes to don the bridal veil
+ And figure at the altar, then comes straight
+ A bucketful of tears. Hypocrisy!
+
+ _Enter_ DON DIEGO, _followed by_ DON SILVIO _pleading_.
+
+ SECOND GENT. Here comes the bridegroom; and, as it would seem,
+ Not in the best of humours. Let's withdraw. [_They pass on._
+
+ D. DIE. (_To Don Silvio._) Silvio, no more! I'll not be flouted thus
+ Before my guests, in mine own castle, too.
+ I've said that it shall be, and it _shall_ be.
+ I ne'er take back my word. So bid her haste,
+ And put a better face upon the matter.
+ The time is up, and all my guests attend.
+ Go, bring her, then. (_To Guests._) Friends! welcome to this hall.
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Long live Lord Don Diego, with much happiness!
+
+ D. DIE. Thank ye, my friends. I do regret to say,
+ 'Fore this august and gracious company,
+ That we are likely to experience,
+ This night, some difficulty on the part
+ Of our fair bride. Some singular caprice;
+ Transient, no doubt, but not the less unfit
+ For gay festivity. The fact is that
+ My youthful bride is of a temperament
+ Too highly wrought and o'er hysterical.
+ She only late hath left her convent cell;
+ Her education, therefore, until now
+ Hath rendered her unfit to face the world.
+ Impressionable natures, as we know,
+ Recoil before aught that can cause a strong
+ And powerful emotion. 'Tis the shock
+ They dread. 'Tis nothing. Nay, I do condole
+ With her; ay, from the bottom of my heart.
+ But yet I think it not well to indulge
+ Young folk in such caprice. Therefore, should I,
+ My honoured guests, be forced to assume
+ An air of stern severity unmeet
+ This gay assembly, deem it but as naught;
+ 'Tis firmness that is needed in this case.
+ We men must not be conquered by caprice.
+ As for the girl herself, she loves me well;
+ Nay, passionately.
+
+ INEZ. (_Within, distractedly._) No! 'tis false, 'tis false.
+ [_Titter and commotion among the guests._
+
+ D. DIE. (_To Don Silvio._) Silvio! Why stand you there, with folded
+ hands?
+ Did I not tell you to lead forth the bride?
+
+ D. SIL. She says she _will_ not come.
+
+ D. DIE. _Will_ not? Ha! ha!
+ This to my face! _Will_ not, indeed. We'll see.
+ My worthy guests, bear with me if I lose
+ My wonted patience, and in haste let slip
+ Some casual word that may seem unfit
+ The presence of guests so illustrious.
+ My temper's somewhat choleric, and if
+ My will is thwarted I may lose restraint.
+ Silvio, bring forth the maiden straight, I say,
+ Or I will have her dragged to me by force.
+
+ INEZ. (_Within._) Oh, mercy! Mercy! Heaven hear my prayer.
+
+ A GENTLEMAN. Poor little jade! How I do pity her.
+
+ A LADY. And so do I. It makes my heart quite bleed.
+
+ D. DIE. A truce to this. Ho! pages, drag her forth.
+
+ [_Exeunt two pages, who re-enter, dragging Inez in, who utters
+ a piercing scream. She is dressed in a white dressing gown,
+ her hair dishevelled, and grasping a crucifix. Father Miguel
+ and Gipsy Queen appear at the open door cautiously. Behind
+ lurk Don Pascual and Gipsies._
+
+ INEZ. "Oh, Holy Virgin! Save me; save me yet.
+ Thou wilt not thus abandon me."
+
+ D. DIE. (_Seizing her by the hair, and dragging her towards the
+ Chapel._) So jade,
+ Since thou hast deemed fit to flout me thus
+ Before my guests, and spurn'st my tenderness,
+ Learn how obedience can be enforced.
+ Come priest. Be ready.
+
+ A GUEST. Nay, but this is rape!
+ I cannot stay and see injustice done.
+ I repent me that I was invited.
+
+ ANOTHER GUEST. True, and so do I. This is no marriage,
+ But filthy lust and mere abuse of power.
+
+ D. DIE. (_To Guards._) Help! Hell and Furies! or I'll have her
+ drugged.
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Shame! Shame! Down with Don Diego.
+ Seize the tyrant.
+
+ D. DIE. What! Flouted by my very guests. What next?
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Virtue to the rescue! Save the maiden!
+
+ _Enter_ GIPSY QUEEN _hurriedly, and stands fixing_ DON DIEGO
+ _with her eye, who recoils_.
+
+ GIP. Q. Hold! I forbid the banns.
+
+ INEZ. Thanks, Holy Virgin,
+ That hast heard my prayer, and sent an angel
+ Down from your high Heaven in hour of need.
+ What glorious halo do I see around
+ That sainted vision!
+ [_Inez falls fainting into the arms of Don Silvio._
+
+ D. DIE. Nay, this is madness.
+
+ GIP. Q. Hear me, swarthy hag. This castle is mine,
+ And not for such as thee. Begone, I say,
+ Or I will have thee hanged, ere breaks the dawn,
+ From the loftiest turret of this pile.
+
+ GIP. Q. Villain, I fear no threats.
+ Look on this bond.
+
+ D. DIE. What folly's this? Say, who let these men in?
+
+ F'TH. M. (_Advancing._) I, Don Miguel, whom you basely thought
+ To use as instrument in your foul plot,
+ Twenty-two years ago, when you did plan
+ The mockery of a marriage to induce
+ This trusting gipsy to accede to what
+ Your own dark soul did lust for; thinking that
+ 'Twere easy work to dupe the innocent.
+ So, writing to a worthless boon companion,
+ Already in your debt, you promised him
+ To cancel all his debt, and further add
+ Another sum in recompense, were he
+ To condescend to sink himself so low
+ As to enact the part of priest in this
+ False marriage. But that letter never reached
+ Its destination. Djabel, gipsy king,
+ This woman's father, once suspecting guile,
+ As well he might, did send his spies abroad,
+ And so this letter, fell into my hands.
+ I quick conceived the plan to pen reply,
+ As coming from the tool you sought to use,
+ In which 'twas stated that he lay in bed,
+ Ill of a fever, and so could not come,
+ And therefore he would send a substitute
+ To act for him. That substitute was I.
+ I, Father Miguel, with dissembling mien,
+ By you too fully trusted, had access
+ Unto your presence, as you fondly thought,
+ To help you in your plot of the feigned match.
+ But know, base villain, you alone were duped,
+ Your marriage was a real one, and holds good.
+
+ D. DIE. This is some false concocted tale, got up
+ For some hellish purpose.
+
+ PRIEST. (_At the altar, advances._) Lord Don Diego,
+ I tell you this is no invented tale,
+ This Father Miguel is well known to me,
+ A worthy priest of our most holy Church.
+ The bond is valid.
+
+ D. DIE. Flouted on all sides!
+ How now! Do I dream? Am I master here,
+ Or am I not?
+
+ F'TH. M. Another Master there's
+ Above us all, more powerful than thou,
+ Dispensing justice and avenging wrong.
+
+ D. DIE. What cant is this? Ho! guards, cut down the rabble.
+
+ [_Some halberdiers advance. D. Pascual and gipsies put
+ themselves on the defensive._
+
+ F'TH. M. Raise but a finger, or cause to be raised
+ An arm in thy defence, and dread the worst.
+
+ D. DIE. This from a shaven crown! A pretty plight
+ For feudal lord to be in! What ho! guards.
+ [_A skirmish ensues, and guards are beaten back by gipsies._
+ On, cowards, on! Where are my men-at-arms?
+
+ F'TH. M. All drugged, and powerless by my device.
+ They sleep like dead men. Seek no help from them.
+
+ D. DIE. Damnation! Am I worsted by a priest
+ And gang of squalid gipsies? Ho! my men,
+ Go, rouse the sluggards! Bring my armour, quick.
+
+ F'TH. M. (_To Guards._) Budge but an inch, and not a man of ye shall
+ see to-morrow's sun.
+
+ D. DIE. How now! Who's he
+ That threatens and gives orders in my hall?
+ Have I no friends among these honoured guests
+ To save me from these insults? Who am I?
+
+ F'TH. M. A sinner, made amenable to law.
+
+ D. DIE. (_Laughs diabolically._) Ha, ha! This craven's insolence
+ is such
+ It well nigh moves my laughter. How now! guests,
+ Not one sword drawn! No single arm upraised.
+
+ A GUEST. My Lord Don Diego, in a cause that's just
+ My sword is at your service. So say all
+ The others. But we will not fight for wrong.
+ Let us be first persuaded if this priest
+ Have right upon his side. Show us the bond.
+
+ D. DIE. The bond is but a forgery.
+
+ D. PAS. 'Tis false,
+ Thou lying knave. I'll make thee eat thy words.
+
+ D. DIE. Who is this mongrel gipsy, bold of tongue,
+ Who beards us with drawn sword.
+
+ F'TH. M. Your lawful son,
+ Of this poor gipsy born in holy marriage.
+
+ D. DIE. The tale is too preposterous.
+
+ OFFICIATING PRIEST. Nay, look
+ Well on the bond, Don Diego.
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Ay, the bond.
+
+ D. DIE (_To Officiating Priest._) And thou, Sir Shaveling, didst thou
+ not come here
+ To-night to draw up deed of legal marriage?
+ And dost thou now come forward and take part
+ With this base priest, who for some plan of his----
+
+ OFF. PRIEST. My compliance was but in appearance.
+ I came, well knowing of your former marriage,
+ Twenty-two years ago, as saith the bond,
+ With her they call the Gipsy Queen. All this
+ I had from Father Miguel; and besides,
+ Have well perused the bond, which, being valid,
+ I could not undertake to tie the knot
+ In conscience, and have no intent to do 't.
+
+ D. DIE. I was but mocked, then?
+
+ GUESTS ALL. Come, the bond! the bond!
+
+ D. DIE. Give me the bond. I'll soon cut short this work.
+
+ [_Snatches the bond from the hands of Gipsy Queen. Glances
+ hastily over it, and proceeds to tear it._
+
+ 'Tis false. This is no signature of mine.
+
+ GIP. Q. Darest to deny thy bond? Die, villain, then,
+ In this thy perjury! [_Stabs Don Diego._
+
+ D. DIE. Help! help! I bleed. [_Falls._
+
+ GUARDS. Don Diego to the rescue! Seize the hag.
+ [_Guards and a few guests lay hands on Gipsy Queen._
+
+ D. PAS. (_Furiously._) Leave go, my mother. He that lays a hand
+ Upon her person, I'll send straight to hell.
+
+ A GUEST. (_Advancing with drawn sword._) Secure this furious and
+ audacious youth.
+
+ D. PAS. Have at thee, then. [_Kills guest._
+
+ GUEST I die. [_Dies._
+
+ TWO GUESTS. (_Advancing._) Hold him! hold him!
+
+ [_Both guests attack Pascual at once, but are driven back.
+ Guards come up and attempt to seize him. Gipsies attack
+ guards, and a general skirmish ensues. Two guards are
+ killed by gipsies. One gipsy falls. Don Silvio bears off
+ Inez in the confusion._
+
+ F'TH. M. Peace, brethren, for a while, and no more blood.
+
+ A GUEST. Look to Don Diego, friends, and seize the hag.
+
+ [_All surround Gipsy Queen, who stabs herself and falls. All
+ draw back._
+
+ GIP. Q. This life is forfeit. I for vengeance lived;
+ My mission is accomplished upon earth.
+ I vowed to heaven. Heaven has heard my prayer.
+ And I depart.
+
+ D. PAS. (_Rushes up, and throws himself beside the Gipsy Queen._) Oh,
+ mother! dear mother.
+
+ D. DIE. Help! help! Who has put out the lights and left
+ Me all in darkness?
+
+ A GUEST. No one, noble lord.
+
+ F'TH. M. 'Tis but the darkness of thine own dark soul,
+ Now upon the brink of eternity;
+ I counsel thee, confess, and then receive
+ The consolation that the Church affords.
+
+ D. DIE. Water! I thirst. Alas! how grim is death!
+ I am afraid to die. I burn! I burn!
+ How hideous all the forms that flit around;
+
+ OFFICIATING PRIEST. My lord Don Diego, prithee die not thus;
+ But ask forgiveness first, of all you've wronged.
+
+ D. DIE. Good father, willingly; but who would grant
+ Forgiveness unto such a wretch as I?
+
+ GIP. Q. I, Pepa, thy true wife, forgiveness grants,
+ And craves the like from thee.
+
+ D. DIE. What! Pepa, _thou_;
+ Thou canst forgive me? Thou, my poor wronged wife.
+ Let us exchange forgiveness then, for I
+ Have well deserved this blow. Come round me, friends,
+ Whilst breath yet lasts, and witness bear to this.
+ I leave my castle, all my lands and goods,
+ Unto my lawful son. How is he called?
+
+ F'TH. M. Pascual.
+
+ D. DIE. Son Pascual, thy hand. Forgive the wrongs
+ I've done thee, e'en as thou thyself wouldst hope
+ In thy last hour to be forgiven. Hold,
+ There's still another I have deeply wronged,
+ From whom I'd crave forgiveness. Bring her here.
+
+ F'TH. M. (_To Attendant._) Don Diego means the Lady Inez. Haste
+ And bring her hither, with Don Silvio. [_Exit Attendants._
+
+ _Enter_ DON SILVIO, _supporting_ INEZ.
+
+ D. DIE. Behold me, Inez, penitent, subdued.
+ Art thou content that heaven hath heard thy prayer?
+ I've wronged thee much. I frankly do confess.
+ Forgive me, Inez child, ere I depart
+ An thou canst.
+
+ INEZ. I do. [_Giving her hand and sobbing._
+
+ D. DIE. And friend Silvio,
+ The like I'd have from thee, and all I've wronged.
+
+ D. SIL. Friend Diego, take his hand. I would not add
+ One pang to that which thine own heart must feel,
+ By holding back my pardon at the last.
+ Therefore, with all my heart I pardon thee.
+
+ D. DIE. Thanks, old friend, Silvio; I already feel
+ Better prepared to die. Farewell, my friends.
+ [_Inez for the first time perceiving Pascual._
+
+ INEZ. Pascual!
+
+ D. PAS. Inez!
+
+ D. DIE. Come now, my children both,
+ I know your minds. Come let me join your hands.
+
+ [_Pascual and Inez kneel beside Don Diego, who joins their
+ hands._
+
+ Receive my blessing, children, and forgive
+ A poor old sinner when he is no more.
+ Pray for my soul, and ere this clay be cold,
+ Let this hand clasp thy mother's, son Pascual.
+ Pepa, thy hand.
+
+ GIP. Q. Diego, with all my heart.
+ [_Pascual joins their hands._
+ Let us die thus, and hand in hand to heaven
+ Let our souls soar. Kiss me, my children, both.
+ Look how my father Djabel smiles on us,
+ And beckons us away from earth. Adios.
+ [_Don Diego and Gipsy Queen expire._
+
+ [_Guests kneel and pray. Curtain._
+
+
+END OF THE GIPSY QUEEN.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+At the conclusion of the play our tragedian rolled up his MS. and
+returned it to his pocket, while various were the expressions of
+approval from the members of the club.
+
+All now seemed to look towards Mr. Oldstone for his criticism of the
+play before pronouncing any decided opinion of their own. This was a
+deference they paid him as chairman, and because he was the oldest
+member present. It was evident that this worthy was accustomed to be
+appealed to in matters of importance, and expected it in the present
+instance in particular, for he had already stretched out his legs,
+thrown himself back in his arm-chair, closed his eyes, and clasped his
+hands together over his comely paunch, while his thumbs performed a
+rotary motion, one round the other, a sure sign with him that whatever
+his lips might utter would be the result of deep thought and mature
+deliberation. Our members awaited in silence the words of wisdom about
+to issue from the lips of the oracle.
+
+To fill up the time in the interim, Professor Cyanite filled up a pipe
+of tobacco, and was about to light it. Mr. Crucible drew out his snuff
+box, and was preparing to take a copious pinch. Dr. Bleedem looked at
+his watch, when suddenly a knock at the door caused the members to raise
+their heads.
+
+"Come in!" cried several voices at once. The door opened, and Helen
+stood in the doorway.
+
+"If you please, gentlemen," said the girl, blushing, and with charming
+modesty, "Mr. McGuilp says that he has finished my portrait, and would
+the gentlemen of the club like to look at it before it gets too dark."
+
+"Of course we will, my dear, of course we will," answered Mr. Oldstone,
+his fingers immediately unclasping themselves and grasping the arms of
+the chair, preparatory to rising to his feet.
+
+"Come along, gentlemen." No further invitation was needed. Professor
+Cyanite laid down his pipe unlighted. Mr. Crucible replaced the grains
+of snuff, he had intended conveying to his nose, back into his snuff
+box, which he closed with a snap and returned to his pocket. There was
+a general stir among the members, who rose and followed Helen to the
+room upstairs, that our artist had _pro tem._ transformed into a studio.
+
+Jack Hearty and his spouse were already in the room when the members of
+the club appeared at the door.
+
+"Yes, that's our Helen, to a T, and no mistake," he was saying. "Well,
+its just wonderful, and as like her mother, when she was her age, as one
+egg is to another. Eh? Molly," said he, addressing his spouse.
+
+"Beg pardon, sir. I hope no offence," continued the landlord, turning
+deferentially towards our artist.
+
+"But what might such a picture be worth, if I might ask?"
+
+"The wealth of the universe wouldn't purchase it, my good host," replied
+McGuilp. "It is the best thing I ever did, and that perhaps I ever shall
+do. No, this one is not for sale. I do not say but that at some future
+time I might do another from it, and then----"
+
+At this juncture, the members of the club, headed by Mr. Oldstone,
+entered the studio. Our host and hostess respectfully withdrew, in order
+to give the gentlemen a better chance of examining the picture, but even
+then the room was as crowded as an exhibition on a private view day. Mr.
+Oldstone had placed himself in front of the easel, and was soon loud in
+his expressions of enthusiasm.
+
+"Excellent! most excellent! Beautiful! beautiful! beautiful! What flesh
+tints! What colouring! What refinement of drawing and expression! As a
+likeness it is perfect, there is no gainsaying. Then, the pose--simple,
+graceful, and natural. My dear young friend," he said, shaking our
+artist by the hand, and seeming overcome by emotion, "Do you know _what_
+you have realised? Why, it is the hand of a master!" etc., etc.
+
+Then each of the members in turn made their own remarks upon the
+portrait.
+
+"What a picture of life and health!" cried Dr. Bleedem.
+
+"What a face for the stage!" remarked the tragedian.
+
+"Ah! why was not I born a painter?" sighed Mr. Parnassus.
+
+The analytical chemist made a few scientific remarks upon the properties
+of pigments, in which Professor Cyanite joined, whilst our artist
+silently removed the colours from his palette.
+
+"And what do you propose doing with the portrait, Mr.--er--Mr. McGuilp?"
+inquired Mr. Hardcase. "Keep it," replied our artist, laconically.
+
+"What! _keep_ it all to yourself!" exclaimed Mr. Oldstone. "For your own
+selfish gratification, thereby depriving others of the pleasure to be
+derived therefrom! Mr. McGuilp, I am surprised at you. Gentlemen,"
+proceeded the antiquary, addressing his fellow members, "I protest
+against this decision of our young friend. That picture does not leave
+this inn if _I_ can help it. Mr. McGuilp, your price. What is it? We
+will all club together and buy it, won't we gentlemen?"
+
+"Ay, ay! so say we all," cried several voices at once.
+
+"Impossible, my dear sir--impossible," remonstrated our artist.
+
+"_Impossible!_ Why?"
+
+"I feel I shall never surpass this," answered McGuilp. "It is a sample
+work. I can make use of it in many ways as a study. But this I will do.
+I will protract my stay yet a few days, though I have already remained
+longer than I intended, and I will make a copy of the picture, which it
+shall be my pleasure to present to the honoured members of this club."
+Murmurs of applause and thanks followed this speech, after which the
+company dispersed until dinner-time.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+The next morning broke dark and gloomy. Our artist rose from his couch
+languid and unrefreshed. His face was pale and haggard, with dark
+circles round his eyes. What had transpired? Had he received a second
+visit from the headless lady? Not so. What then? He had slept
+indifferently, having been kept awake by his own distracting thoughts.
+If he chanced to close his eyes for a moment his peace was disturbed by
+the most chaotic and depressing dreams. Was he unwell? Did the fare at
+the inn disagree with him? He made no complaints. Then why this strange
+squeamishness--these wild chaotic dreams, through all of which _one_
+face in particular seemed always to the fore? Sometimes happy and
+smiling, full of life and health, then sad and downcast--again looking
+at him with pleading eyes, yet always the same face. Whose face this was
+we will leave our readers to conjecture.
+
+"Bah!" soliloquised our artist, as he placed one foot upon the floor, "a
+chit of a girl like that, and at _my_ age too."
+
+He wasn't much past eight and twenty, true, but then the girl running in
+his thoughts was barely sixteen. In love? Not he. She was a dear, sweet
+child, it was true, and pure as an angel; but her education, her extreme
+youth, her position, her surroundings--no, no.
+
+Now he was quite out of bed. His shaving water stood ready for him
+outside. He opened the door ajar, and took it in. Then placing the jug
+on the table, he proceeded to strop his razors. As he did so, he caught
+a glimpse of his face in the mirror, and started.
+
+"I'll tell you what it is, Vandyke, my boy," he said, accosting his own
+reflection in the glass, "you are looking worse than I thought. Come,
+cheer up, and make the best of things. It would never do for the members
+of the club to notice anything, and by putting two and two together,
+guess at the reason _why_. No, I must dissemble."
+
+Now, men of the world are shrewd observers, and a very slight clue is
+often enough. Here, for instance, was a case of two young persons, both
+good looking, being thrown together under circumstances peculiarly
+favourable for a flirtation, being alone and unobserved. Well, what
+then? Need they necessarily fall in love with each other? Not
+_necessarily_ perhaps, says the world, but in all probability they
+_will_. Time and opportunity alone being necessary to bring the matter
+about. So the world may perhaps not be so very far wrong in its
+deductions.
+
+Having now mixed up an abundant lather, McGuilp rubbed it well over his
+chin and lower part of his face. Then inserting his razor in the hot
+water, he, with as steady a hand as possible under the circumstances,
+proceeded to reap the hirsute stubble from its native habitat until the
+operation was completed to his satisfaction. Having at length finished
+his toilet with even more than usual precision, he called up a cheerful
+look to his countenance, and joined the rest of the members at the
+breakfast-table, with an hilarity and jocoseness of manner which took
+them all in.
+
+The breakfast was sumptuous as usual. The table groaned under every
+delicacy of the season, and our members, having seated themselves, did
+ample honour to the repast. A yule log blazed on the hearth, and a
+general air of comfort pervaded the inn, as if to make up for the murky
+weather without. Yet, despite these creature comforts, and the hearty
+appreciation of them by our members, there was one present whose
+appetite failed him. In spite of his forced hilarity, which he now found
+it difficult to sustain, for sad thoughts would obtrude themselves, our
+artist but pecked at his food.
+
+The fumes of the eggs and bacon sickened him. The kippered herrings were
+an offence unto his nostrils. He loathed such gross cheer. His toast and
+roll were but nibbled at, his cup of coffee barely sipped, yet keep up
+appearances he must. So he talked a good deal of vapid nonsense, made
+trivial remarks about the weather, etc., which served to put the rest of
+the members off the scent, engrossed as each was with his own favourite
+dish. The professional eye of Dr. Bleedem, however, was more on the
+alert, and not so easily deceived.
+
+"You are not looking so well this morning, Mr. McGuilp," he said, eyeing
+his patient critically.
+
+Our artist hastened to assure him that he never felt better in his life.
+This remark, however, fell flat upon the doctor's ears, and he proceeded
+as if he had not heard him.
+
+"You have eaten nothing. I notice that you only play with your food.
+Now, when a patient plays with his food, it is a sure sign that there is
+something wrong. You should take----"
+
+"Oh! I don't want any medicine, thank you," interrupted McGuilp. "I
+assure you I am all right. A little loss of appetite, as you say;
+perhaps from the sudden change in the weather, which always affects me
+more or less. The fact is, I didn't sleep very well last night, and----"
+
+"Yes, I can see _that_," continued Dr. Bleedem.
+
+By this time the other members were getting interested, and our artist
+found himself suddenly the cynosure for all the scrutiny of the club.
+How he cursed the doctor's officiousness! Why couldn't he mind his own
+business?
+
+"Yes, now you mention it, doctor, I can see that our young friend does
+_not_ seem quite up to the mark to-day," remarked Mr. Oldstone.
+
+"By his appearance I should say the young gentleman had something on his
+mind," suggested Mr. Hardcase. "His countenance seems sicklied o'er
+with the pale cast of thought," quoted Mr. Blackdeed from his favourite
+author.
+
+Then each member had something to say in turn, till our artist felt
+himself blushing up to the roots of his hair. In vain did he give
+himself a twisted pinch in the fleshy part of his leg under the table.
+The blush would rise, and there was no checking it. He fancied he could
+see the members give side glances one to the other, or trying to conceal
+a smile; but this may have been imagination.
+
+Breakfast being now over, each member rose from the table, some
+gathering round the fire, one or two of them peering out into the murky
+gloom. Then Helen entered to clear away the breakfast things. She, too,
+seemed less lively than her wont, her face paler, and she went about her
+domestic duties mechanically, with downcast eyes.
+
+"Why, Helen, my girl," exclaimed Dr. Bleedem, "you don't look as bright
+as usual. Have _you_ been having a sleepless night? Have _you_ been
+losing your appetite?"
+
+The girl looked up confusedly, and a deep blush suffused her face and
+neck. The fame of Dr. Bleedem was great in the neighbourhood. She
+believed herself to be in the presence of a man who could read the
+secrets of her inmost soul, and that all attempts to mask them from his
+scrutinising gaze would be worse than useless.
+
+"What has come to you young people of late, I don't know," continued Dr.
+Bleedem. "Now, here is Mr. McGuilp, he, too, has been losing his
+appetite, and suffering from insomnia."
+
+Oh! how our artist wished that the ground would open at his feet and
+swallow him up. In vain he trod on his toes and turned his face towards
+the window, as if peering into the snow that was now falling fast. His
+ears continued to burn like fire, and all he could do, by mopping his
+forehead with his pocket-handkerchief, was inadequate to keep back the
+traitor blush.
+
+"Oh! oh!" muttered Dr. Bleedem to himself, whilst gazing from one to the
+other. "Is that the way the wind lies?"
+
+The members now began to look sideways, one at the other. One of them
+raised his eyebrows; another winked; a third suppressed a titter; but as
+this all took place behind our artist's back, who was still looking out
+intently at the snow, there was nothing to wound his sensibilities.
+
+At length Mr. Oldstone broke the silence. "When are you thinking of
+beginning the copy of our Helen's picture, Mr. McGuilp?"
+
+"I? Oh yes, just so," replied our artist, waking up out of a reverie.
+"Well, the fact is, we are most unfortunate in the weather. It is
+impossible to begin if it continues like this. Should it clear up later,
+I will at once set to work."
+
+"Good. And now gentlemen, what do you all propose doing to while away
+the time? A rubber of whist, a game of chess, backgammon, or what?"
+inquired the antiquary.
+
+After a little discussion, it was decided that Dr. Bleedem, Professor
+Cyanite, Mr. Crucible, and Mr. Oldstone, should form a party at whist.
+Mr. Blackdeed and Mr. Hardcase played a game of chess, while the poet
+and the painter, not being disposed to join in any game, retired into a
+corner together, and were soon deep in a discussion upon the arts of
+painting and poetry. A couple of hours passed away, and still the
+members were absorbed, each in his favourite pursuit, when the weather
+began to clear up, and the sun shone brightly.
+
+This decided our artist to set about his allotted task; so breaking off
+the conversation with his poet friend, he repaired to the studio, and
+placing a clean canvas, the same size as that of the portrait, upon the
+easel, he commenced his copy; and here we will leave him to continue his
+task for the present.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Over a fortnight had passed since we left our artist at his work. The
+task was now completed. He had found it necessary to have one or two
+extra sittings from Helen herself on the copy, just to give more truth
+to it, as he said. However, as everything on this earth comes to an end,
+there was an end also to these sittings.
+
+"Helen," said our artist to his model at the last, "I must go. My
+affairs call me back to Italy. I have been keeping my studio on all this
+time, and I have certain business to settle which will brook no delay."
+
+Helen's countenance fell, and her lip quivered. Her eyes grew moist and
+downcast. In a voice that she endeavoured to render firm, she ventured
+to inquire: "And will it be for long, sir?"
+
+"For very long, Helen? Perhaps for ever."
+
+Helen had no answer to this. Her sobs were choking her. The tears stole
+silently down her cheeks, but she whisked them away with her
+handkerchief, and did her best to appear outwardly calm.
+
+Our artist, too, felt a lump in his throat, and his eyes suffused with
+tears.
+
+"Perhaps, sir," meekly suggested the girl, "when you have settled all
+your affairs abroad, you may think of taking a holiday, and be paying us
+a flying visit, just to see Mr. Oldstone and the other gentlemen, you
+know. I'm sure both father and mother will be glad to see you again."
+
+"I am afraid not, Helen. I am afraid not," and our artist slowly and
+sadly shook his head.
+
+"What! _never_--never again!" almost shrieked the child.
+
+Here she broke down completely. All restraint and propriety flew to the
+winds. Nature, till now trampled upon and held in abeyance, at this
+point rebelled and relieved herself in a torrent of the bitterest sobs
+and tears.
+
+"Helen! dear Helen! What is this?" cried McGuilp, running to her
+assistance, his own tears falling fast the while!
+
+"Oh! what a brute I have been! Quick, rouse yourself. There are
+footsteps in the passage. Somebody is coming." Thus warned, there was a
+sudden mopping of eyes and blowing of noses, when the door opened, and
+Dame Hearty presented herself to ask if Helen could be spared to assist
+her in the kitchen.
+
+"Oh! certainly," replied our artist, averting his face and busying
+himself with putting away his palette and brushes, whilst assuming a
+firm voice. "Yes," continued he, still turning his back, "I think I may
+say that I have finished with her now. This is the last sitting in fact.
+There is the copy I intend to present to the club. This one here is the
+first one, which I am going to keep for myself. Which of the two do you
+prefer, Dame Hearty?"
+
+In this way he rattled on to hide his confusion. Helen had slipped
+noiselessly away, bathed her face in cold water, and returned to the
+kitchen.
+
+"Well, sir," replied Dame Hearty, in answer to our artist's question, "I
+really don't know what to say. They are both so lovely, there's not a
+pin to choose between them."
+
+Then, scanning our artist's countenance, she observed:
+
+"You appear to have a bad cold, sir."
+
+"I am afraid I have, Dame Hearty," said McGuilp; "the weather has been
+very uncertain, and I think I must have committed some imprudence."
+
+"Let me make you a basin of gruel, sir. No? It's a capital thing, and
+you should keep out of all draughts, and----"
+
+"And keep my bed, perhaps you'll tell me, my good woman," interrupted
+McGuilp. "No, no; I've no time to coddle. Do you know, Dame Hearty, I
+must be off to-morrow to London by the stage, as I have to return to
+Rome without further delay. Already I am long after my time."
+
+"So soon! Why, you _have_ paid us a short visit," exclaimed the hostess.
+"Well, sir, you knows best. All I can say is that my husband and I will
+be most glad to see you again, when next you be passing this way."
+
+A knock at the door, and our host entered to ask if he might be allowed
+to see the copy.
+
+"Certainly, my good host, here it is," said McGuilp.
+
+Jack Hearty went into ecstacies over it, saying he didn't know which he
+liked best.
+
+"Mr. McGuilp says he is off again to-morrow, Jack," began our hostess.
+
+"Yes," broke in McGuilp. "What time does the stage start? Early? I'd
+better begin my packing at once," and off he went to his bedroom to make
+preparations.
+
+The fact was, he wanted to be alone, for it was an effort to keep up a
+cheerful appearance with a sad heart. He locked himself within his room,
+and having collected together a few articles of clothing--enough to
+fill his valise, he threw himself into an arm-chair and gave himself up
+to meditation.
+
+It will be remembered a few pages back that our artist accused himself
+of behaving like a brute towards his model. In this he did himself
+injustice. He had never deliberately set about gaining the affections of
+this simple village maiden. Any base design against her was the farthest
+from his thoughts. He admired her innocence and beauty, and wished that
+it might never lose its unsullied purity. He had never dreamed of
+actually falling in love with her, child as she was, and his conduct had
+been always that of a fond parent towards a pretty child. He little
+recked of any danger, either to her or to himself, but he found her
+beauty gain upon him day by day, till at length he was fairly in the
+toils. Yet he had never spoken to her of love. No, not a word. He
+_would_ not. He had no desire that the girl should fall in love with
+him, nor would it be politic for him to fall in love with her. Wrong her
+he would not. Marry her he could not. For, besides hampering himself as
+a struggling artist with a wife and family, he dreaded quarrelling with
+almost the only relation he had living: a rich uncle; from whom he had
+expectations, and who would most decidedly consider that he had dragged
+the family name in the mire by marrying the daughter of a country
+innkeeper. In what way, then, it will be asked, did he think he had
+acted brutally towards the girl? This is what he blamed himself for:
+First, for allowing himself to be carried away with feelings of love
+towards the girl, however secretly; and then for incautiously allowing
+her to discover his secret. For, although he had not spoken of love, you
+may depend upon it that he had _looked_ it, and it was not difficult for
+her to read in his burning glances the secret of his soul. Love leads to
+love. He, too, read in the soft eyes, the heaving bosom, the stifled
+sigh, the deepening blush, and other tell-tale signs that she loved
+_him_. Thus, each had learned the other's secret. They had spoken to
+each other with their eyes, and thus just as much mischief had been
+wrought as if the most courtly phrases had been used. He had not
+intended that his glances should be understood, but they _were_. Thus he
+blamed himself.
+
+Matters being thus, there was no other remedy but flight. It would be a
+wrench, both for himself and for the girl, but the kindest thing in the
+end. In fact, it was his only course. So, having hurriedly finished his
+packing, he went downstairs to inform the members of the club of his
+intention.
+
+It may easily be conceived how unwelcome was the news, for our artist
+had made himself extremely popular with all, and was looked upon as a
+great acquisition as a story-teller. Mr. Oldstone, in particular,
+exhausted all his powers of persuasion to yet delay his departure, but
+he found him obdurate. The good antiquary, who was an old bachelor, had
+grown to love our artist as a son; and now that the hour of parting had
+come, it rent him sore.
+
+In the evening a farewell carousal was given in his honour, in which
+several bowls of punch were discussed; much tobacco smoked; a few
+speeches made; several anecdotes related; a song or two; besides some
+atrocious puns, with much laughter and witty conversation, until the
+utterance of all grew somewhat thick; and we regret to add that the
+worthy chairman, in his laudable attempts to do honour to his young
+protege, had to be assisted upstairs and put to bed in a state decidedly
+mellow.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+The next morning broke clear and frosty, without a cloud in the sky.
+
+"What bitter mockery!" thought McGuilp, as he looked on the beaming face
+of Nature, and contrasted it with the feelings he bore hidden in his
+breast. "A day like yesterday would have been more in harmony with my
+soul." The sun actually smiled on his departure.
+
+"Good morning, my young friend!" cried the cheery voice of Mr. Oldstone
+as they entered the breakfast room together; "it is a fine day for you."
+
+Our artist nodded assent, and having shaken hands with all the members
+in turn, seated himself at the breakfast table, and tried to keep up a
+cheerful appearance, but his smile was hollow, and his face was pale.
+
+"I wish you would let me give you a little opening medicine, Mr.
+McGuilp," broke in Dr. Bleedem, in the midst of a lull in the
+conversation; "it would soon set you to rights."
+
+Our artist persisted that he _was_ all right, and required nothing.
+
+"H'm, h'm," muttered the doctor to himself with a shake of the head, as
+much as to say, "You don't fool _me_."
+
+Conversation then took a general turn, and our artist was allowed to
+finish his meal unmolested.
+
+Breakfast was hardly concluded when a horn was heard in the distance.
+"There's the stage!" cried one of the members.
+
+"'The horn, the horn, the lusty horn,'" quoted Mr. Blackdeed from his
+great poet; but the quotation fell flat on the ears of our artist, who
+had grown a shade paler.
+
+"I am quite sure, Mr. McGuilp," went on the irrepressible Doctor
+Bleedem, "that if you were to follow my advice----"
+
+"There, that's enough, Bleedem. Leave the boy alone," broke in Mr.
+Oldstone. "Here comes the stage. God bless you, my boy. Take an old
+man's blessing with you. I know I shan't see you again this side of
+Time. I'm getting old; I know it; I feel it. But write me as soon as you
+get to Rome to say you have arrived safely; and here is a letter to my
+old friend Rustcoin, which please give him with your own hands when you
+see him. There, good-bye, good-bye." Here the kind old antiquary mopped
+his eyes, gave our artist a fatherly pat on the back, and followed him
+to the door.
+
+"Good-bye, sir, and I hope we shall meet again." This was all our artist
+could find to say.
+
+The coach had now driven up, and McGuilp had to undergo once more the
+ordeal of shaking hands. This was rather a trial, for although there
+could be no doubt as to the sincerity of the regret that each member
+felt at his departure, and the cordiality of their good wishes, yet
+there was one thought alone that now occupied his mind, viz., that of
+tearing himself away from his fair model.
+
+Whether the members guessed this, and out of bare humanity wished to
+give him a chance to say a few words alone with his lady-love, we know
+not; but, having wished their guest God-speed, they left him, and
+surrounded the coach. Some of them patted the smoking horses; one had a
+word with the driver; others seemed to scrutinise the travellers and the
+vehicle. Our host and hostess stood at the door of the inn, and wished
+their late guest a happy journey and a speedy return, to which our
+artist responded by a hearty shake of the hand and a few appropriate
+words.
+
+The landlord was then called off to serve the driver with a mug of ale,
+but before he went he called out to his daughter, who was hiding herself
+behind her mother in the passage, "Now, then, Helen, my girl, the
+gentleman is going, and wants to bid you good-bye."
+
+Helen now came forward, pale and trembling, while Dame Hearty, perhaps
+guessing the state of things, prudently retired, thus leaving the young
+couple to say a word to each other in private.
+
+"Good-bye, Helen, my girl, and may God bless you," was all our artist
+could trust himself to say at the last; but his sad glance and the
+tender squeeze he gave her dimpled hand spoke volumes.
+
+"Good-bye, sir," faltered the child, now choking with sobs; "good-bye,
+and may you be happy." Then breaking down altogether, she rushed inside
+and was seen no more. Our artist looked after her for a moment as if
+dazed.
+
+"Now, then, sir," cried the driver, "come along if you're coming; we're
+off."
+
+McGuilp, thus roused, threw his cloak around him, pressed his hat over
+his eyes, and hastily mounted. Crack went the whip, off went the horses,
+and our artist was swiftly borne from the scene where he had passed so
+many happy hours, midst cheering and waving of hats, to which he
+graciously, but with an aching heart, responded. He was now alone with
+his own thoughts, and barely glancing at the shifting wintry landscape
+as it flashed passed him, was in no humour to exchange commonplaces with
+his fellow passengers. Here we will leave him for the present, and
+return to our inn.
+
+The members of the club, with the exception of our antiquary, who had
+remained behind to finish a letter for the post, had resolved upon a
+woodland ramble, and were chatting lightly by the way.
+
+"Yes, yes; there is no doubt about the poor lad being hard hit," said
+one. "I noticed it from the first."
+
+"So did I," put in another. "In good time he bolted, for these sort of
+things never end well when allowed to go on ahead."
+
+"Of course, marrying her would be out of the question altogether,
+looking at it from any point of view," remarked a third; "besides,
+there's her age. Why, she's a mere child."
+
+"True," observed a fourth, "and even supposing her to have been of a
+marriageable age, he, being but a struggling artist, wholly dependent on
+his profession, and doomed to eke out a precarious living by the sale of
+his pictures, what else but misery could there be in store for either of
+them by such a union?"
+
+But here we will leave them to continue their ramble and their gossip.
+
+It has been stated above that our antiquary had remained behind to
+finish a letter. Having waved his last adieus to his young protege, and
+waited till the coach had disappeared in the distance, he returned to
+the breakfast room with a sigh, muttering to himself, "Poor boy! poor
+boy!" He then collected his writing materials, but the breakfast things
+had not yet been cleared away.
+
+Presently Helen entered, and proceeded to clear the table. Her face was
+pale, but calm; her eyes downcast. Our antiquary appeared not to notice
+her overmuch, but was secretly scanning her countenance. At length, when
+the table was quite clear, and Helen returned with a fresh log for the
+fire, he slowly advanced towards her, and placing his right hand on her
+head and his left on her right shoulder, whilst he toyed for a moment
+with her bright curls, he remained for some moments in silence. The
+action was that of one invoking a blessing. Then seizing her right hand
+in both of his, and raising it to his breast, he gave it a gentle
+squeeze; then dropped it and turned away, still without a word.
+
+Now, poor Helen's heart was full to overflowing, in spite of her
+outwardly calm demeanour. She was in possession of a weighty secret,
+which seemed too heavy for her to bear alone. Yet who was there to share
+it with her? She had no friend of her own age to whom she could open her
+heart and into whose sympathetic ears she could pour forth her woes. Her
+parents, much as she loved and respected them, did not seem to her to be
+the sort of people likely to give her that sympathy she yearned for.
+They would laugh at her, reprove her perhaps, and tell her roughly to
+get all that rubbish out of her head at once, etc. Not a soul had she in
+the world to whom she could cling, or from whom she could expect one ray
+of comfort. As to her secret being discovered by the other members of
+the club, this she dreaded most of all. She could imagine their banter,
+their coldness, or their sneers. Dr. Bleedem, too, who would prescribe
+her physic, and promise to make her all right again, provided she
+followed his course of treatment.
+
+Love is by nature reticent, and not willing to make its secret common
+property. Rather than divulge its sacred feelings to the first
+light-hearted outsider it will prefer--oh, how infinitely!--to bear its
+own burden alone--aye, if need be, even to the grave.
+
+Never before in all her life did Helen need a friend and comforter as
+she did now, when, lo, in the very nick of time, there came to her this
+kindly old man whom she had known from her earliest childhood, who had
+dandled her on his knee, and never passed her without a kind word. He,
+who seemed to have read her heart, now came forward with his silent
+blessing, like an angel sent from Heaven to comfort her. This was just
+what she needed. This mute expression of sympathy from someone whom she
+felt could understand her. She construed his silence thus: "There,
+there, my pretty child; we understand each other, don't we? You see,
+I've guessed your secret, and you may be sure that it will be safe in my
+keeping. I am not surprised. These things are common to youth, and very
+hard to bear for the time, but take comfort. Everything has its day.
+This, too, will pass in time. Cheer up; try and forget it. What! you
+can't? Oh, yes you will--not all at once--no; but take courage. This is
+your first great grief; but the world is full of trials, and we are sent
+here on purpose to bear them. No one escapes them altogether; but rest
+assured that you will always find a friend and comforter in Obadiah
+Oldstone."
+
+This, and much more, did the child understand by the antiquary's silent
+magnetic touch. Her heart overflowed with gratitude, and she was unable
+longer to control herself, but, bursting into the most passionate sobs,
+she covered her face with her hands and was making for the door when
+Oldstone called her back.
+
+A Spanish proverb says, "He who loves you will make you weep." Helen had
+proved the truth of this adage.
+
+"Come, my girl," said Oldstone; "am I such an ogre that I need scare
+you? Come to an old man, and pour forth all its pretty griefs. We used
+to be such friends, you know. Did you think I didn't guess your secret
+all along? We old men of the world have sharp eyes, and very little
+escapes us. Well, well; I am not surprised, you know. The young man who
+left this morning was comely, and a gentleman, besides a man of talent
+and resources. It is not difficult to understand how a young and
+susceptible child like yourself, having never seen anyone else but old
+fogies like us, should suddenly take a fancy to a smart young----
+
+"Oh! sir," broke in Helen, in agony, "he is gone--gone for ever, and I
+_did_ love him so."
+
+"Love! my child! why, at your age you oughtn't to know the meaning of
+the word."
+
+"I didn't, sir, till quite lately. I had heard of it from others, and
+read about it in books; but, oh! Mr. Oldstone, I didn't know it was like
+this."
+
+Here the poor distracted girl began beating her breast with her clenched
+fist, and gazing upwards with tearful eyes, in which there was an
+expression of the wildest despair, till the kind old man began to be
+seriously alarmed for her sanity.
+
+"Hush! hush! my girl," he said in soothing tones; "don't give way so.
+Calm yourself."
+
+"How can I be calm," screamed the girl, "when he has gone for ever, and
+I shall never, never see him again!"
+
+"Well, my dear, and a good job too. The best thing that could happen to
+you both," said the antiquary, "though you won't think so now; but mark
+my word, Helen, this will pass over, and the sooner the better for you
+both, for these sort of cases lead to no good, you may depend upon it."
+
+"Why, sir," asked the girl, "is it then a sin to love?"
+
+"A sin, my precious!" exclaimed Oldstone; "no, I can't say that.
+But--but--there is always danger in it."
+
+"What danger, sir?"
+
+"Well, my dear, there are certain things that are very difficult to
+explain to one so young. When you grow older----"
+
+"Oh! sir, why cannot you tell me now--you, who know the danger?"
+
+"Yes, my dear, I should just think I did," observed the antiquary.
+"There are shoals and pitfalls that beset the young, and they would do
+well to listen to the voice of warning ere it is too late, and profit by
+the experience of others, rather than trouble themselves about the _why_
+and the _wherefore_ of everything."
+
+"Then you mean to say that love _is_ wrong after all," observed Helen.
+
+"Not as long as it remains love," replied Oldstone, "but people may
+_make_ it so."
+
+"How? I don't understand."
+
+"Perhaps not, my dear. You have much to learn yet. I mean, people _will_
+talk, and you can't stop them. The world can only judge by appearances.
+It _might_ misjudge you. It might put a false construction on your
+conduct, however innocent."
+
+"But that would be wrong, unjust, and cruel."
+
+"Perhaps so, my dear. It very often is."
+
+"Are the gentlemen of the club the world?"
+
+"Yes, part of it."
+
+"Would they tell stories about me?"
+
+"If they thought they saw anything suspicious in your conduct."
+
+Helen reflected for a moment and then said, "I don't know what they
+could find suspicious in my conduct."
+
+"No, my pet, neither do I," answered the kind old man with a benevolent
+smile. "The fact is, there are so many people in the world who find
+other people's business more interesting than their own; and even when
+they are unable to find a flaw in their neighbour's character, they will
+make one. Therefore, avoid the appearance of evil."
+
+"Still, I don't understand," began Helen.
+
+"No, my dear, and what's more, I can't explain," observed the old man.
+"But _this_ I can tell you. The brute world, in cases of love, exacts
+marriage as the hallmark of respectability. It can see nothing but harm
+in the love of two young pure souls, however platonic--I mean innocent.
+They look upon it as dangerous, to say the least, and the only way to
+satisfy them and avoid scandal is to _marry_."
+
+"I never thought about marrying," said Helen. "Cannot two persons love
+each other just the same without either thinking of marriage?"
+
+"They _could_ I suppose, but the world would soon make it hot for them.
+They would have to pay for defying the world."
+
+"Pay!"
+
+"Yes, and dearly too. Pay for it by seeing the finger of scorn
+directed towards them--the cold shoulder of respectability and
+self-righteousness; by being forced to listen to vile gossip and
+scandalous reports; shunned by those far viler than themselves; bear up
+against the ribald jeers of the vile populace, till their lives become a
+burden to them, and they would finally be compelled to confess that they
+would have done better for their own peace and comfort if they had
+humoured the vile rabble and _married_."
+
+"Does love without marriage mean all that?"
+
+"I am afraid it does, my girl; I am afraid it does. At least, I wouldn't
+advise you to brave the world. It isn't worth it. If you can't marry,
+you had better not encourage love."
+
+"I don't see that it matters to them if I love or if I don't," observed
+the girl.
+
+"Neither do I, my dear," answered her counsellor, "and if people would
+mind their own business, the world would be happier."
+
+"It seems so mean and paltry to be always prying into other people's
+affairs. I can't tell why they do it. I am sure I should never take the
+trouble. How is it, Mr. Oldstone?"
+
+"My dear," replied the old man, "I can't tell you how these things are,
+but so they are."
+
+At this juncture the voice of Dame Hearty was heard calling for her
+daughter. The door then opened, and the head of our hostess appeared.
+
+"Come now, Helen," cried our worthy dame, rather petulantly, "I have
+been looking for you all over the house. You knew I was waiting for you
+in the kitchen."
+
+"Don't blame her, mother," interceded the kind antiquary. "It is all
+_my_ fault. I have been detaining her perhaps over long, just for a
+friendly chat."
+
+"Oh, very well, sir," replied the landlady with a bland smile, "but if
+you don't mind me taking her away now, as I am rather behind-hand with
+the work."
+
+"Certainly, Dame Hearty," said Mr. Oldstone, with a wave of the hand.
+
+Helen followed her mother, and the door closed behind them. Then our
+antiquary occupied himself vigorously with his writing, until the other
+members of the club returned from their ramble, hungry for their mid-day
+meal.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+It is not our object to weary the reader with superfluous details
+relating to the doings and sayings of the members of the club, nor to
+follow up the story of their lives from day to day. We will, therefore,
+suppose some two years to have passed away since our artist's departure
+for Rome. In two years' time much may transpire, _i.e._, in a large town
+where there is much business and traffic. In this ancient hostelry,
+however, situated about a mile from any habitable dwelling, things went
+on from year to year in much the same monotonous way. Jack Hearty was
+just as genial and attentive as ever, and looked no older. Dame Hearty
+was just as active, bustling, and good-humoured. And Helen, what of her?
+Ah! here _was_ a change. Was she falling into a decline? Did her cheek
+grow paler and paler, her step listless, her eye vacant, her manner
+distracted? No; nothing of the sort. All these signs had vanished long
+ago, thanks to a course of steel that Dr. Bleedem had prescribed for
+her, and insisted on her taking. What a feather in the good doctor's cap
+it was when he saw the sallow, sunken face fill out, the rose of perfect
+health once more return to her cheek, the elasticity to her step, and
+the merry ring to her voice. No wonder he blew his own trumpet. Who
+would not have done the same?
+
+But there was one among the members who smiled quietly, and with an air
+of superiority, whenever the doctor vaunted himself.
+
+"I don't know what you mean, sir," said Dr. Bleedem, one day, irritated
+at what he conceived to be an expression of incredulity on our
+antiquary's countenance, "but if you think that my medicine did not
+effect the marvellous cure we have been discussing, I should like to
+know what did, that's all."
+
+"Well, sir," replied Mr. Oldstone, still with a quizzical look in his
+eye, "I said nothing."
+
+The doctor, far from being pacified, gave a snort, then resumed
+severely, "And I'll tell you what it is, Oldstone, if you don't take
+more care of your constitution, you won't last much longer. You may
+depend upon that. If you pass many more nights like that one on the eve
+of Mr. McGuilp's departure, and think that you know better than I do,
+your sand will run speedily down. Then will follow a state of utter
+prostration--the death rattle--the silent tomb. Ha! ha! how will you
+like that?"
+
+Having thus delivered himself, this son of AEsculapius felt better, and
+deeming he had completely vanquished his antagonist, he proceeded to
+fill his yard of clay with some of his most pungent tobacco, lighted it,
+and throwing himself back in his chair, and crossing his legs, gave
+several defiant puffs at his pipe, causing the smoke to stream through
+his nostrils, which gave him somewhat the appearance of a fiery dragon.
+
+"Well, man," said Mr. Oldstone, meekly, "don't croak like a bird of ill
+omen. It is like having the skeleton at the feast, as was the custom
+amongst the ancient Egyptians."
+
+"Yes, by Gumdragon! it is," assented the leech, "and it would be good
+for several of you if you profited by the lesson, for I could mention
+some who have progressed precious little since those times."
+
+"Come, come, doctor," insisted Oldstone, "I've seen you yourself take
+very kindly to your little glass of punch at our convivial meetings."
+(Here the antiquary winked furtively at some of the older members, as if
+he had scored something.)
+
+"No, sir; never to the extent of being carried to bed helplessly drunk,
+as I have seen you, sir--not unfrequently, I regret to say," replied the
+doctor, indignantly.
+
+A general laugh from all the members of the club, in which our antiquary
+heartily joined, was a signal for a cessation of hostilities, and good
+humour was restored.
+
+It may interest our readers, before we go further, to learn some news of
+our artist since his departure. According to his promise he had written,
+first from London and later from Rome, to announce his safe arrival. He
+had written many times since, and always to Mr. Oldstone. His first
+letters had been short, and contained little more than the bare news we
+have stated; desiring, at the same time, to be remembered to all the
+inmates of the hostel, including our landlord and his family.
+
+These letters were promptly and voluminously replied to by our
+antiquary, who, besides local news, of which there was certainly a
+dearth, managed to fill up his letters with wise saws and some fatherly
+advice, delicately, not obtrusively given--such as is not unbecoming
+from an elderly man towards one considerably his junior. The tone of
+these letters seemed to call for a reply something in the same spirit.
+It was impossible for our artist to ignore the fact that the old man had
+taken a prodigious liking to him--loved him, in fact, as we have said,
+like a son. He could not reply curtly or coldly to words that so
+evidently came from the good man's heart, so he sat him down and penned
+equally long epistles, relating his adventures, the people he had met,
+and the places he had seen; thanking our antiquary at the same time for
+the kindly interest he had always taken in him.
+
+It soon became apparent to our artist, from sundry hints carefully
+worded by his antiquarian friend, that the latter was no stranger to the
+secret he held within his breast. He doubted not but that all the
+members of the club knew it, and this thought caused him some annoyance;
+but there was something in the veiled sympathy of this fatherly old man,
+with his covert innuendos, his tact and discretion, that touched him
+deeply, and made it impossible not to open his heart to him and pour
+forth the secrets of his soul.
+
+The ice was broken. Letters poured in thicker than ever, and the other
+members, recognising always the same handwriting, wondered what there
+could be so much in common between a young man like McGuilp and one of
+Mr. Oldstone's years. Moreover, they noticed that the antiquary never
+vouchsafed to read these letters aloud, merely certain portions here and
+there, where it referred to themselves, and these were short enough,
+while they watched their aged member as he gloated over page after page
+of close writing with evident satisfaction. There seemed a certain want
+of confidence in this, which each secretly resented; but they said
+nothing, merely venting their spleen among themselves by alluding to our
+artist as "the old un's protege."
+
+Now, about a year previous, Mr. Oldstone had received some important
+news from his young friend in Rome. He had lately completed a life-size
+half-length portrait, in which he had made use of the study he had taken
+of our landlord's daughter. The head he had copied from this study, but
+he had added a figure, which made it more interesting as a picture. The
+work had been finished in Rome, and sent to England to be exhibited at
+the Royal Academy, then held at Somerset House. It had not only been
+accepted, but hung upon the line, besides receiving high eulogiums from
+the President, Sir Joshua Reynolds, who, on a private view day, had been
+observed holding forth before a knot of students and expatiating upon
+the merits of this _chef d'oeuvre_.
+
+One of the students, a friend of our artist, had written to him to
+congratulate him on his success, at the same time enclosing him a slip
+from the _Athenaeum_, being a critique in which his work was extolled to
+the skies, and alluded to as _the_ picture of the season, and the
+painter as "a great genius who had taken the world by storm, and had
+already reached the temple of fame."
+
+This excerpt our artist in his turn enclosed to his friend Oldstone, and
+wound up his letter by saying that the picture had already been sold for
+a considerable sum to Lord Landborough, a great patron of art, who
+possessed a magnificent gallery at his country seat, Feathernest, in
+Middleshire, filled with the choicest specimens of ancient and modern
+art, in which company our artist's picture, which he had chosen to
+designate "The Landlord's Daughter," was destined to find a place. In a
+postscript he referred to having just read an account of a visit from
+their Majesties King George III. and Queen Charlotte to Somerset House.
+They had taken their eldest son, George, Prince of Wales, with them to
+see the pictures. It is reported that the young prince was so enamoured
+of the portrait entitled "The Landlord's Daughter," that he cried when
+they took him away, and said that he wanted her for his nurse. His
+Majesty, ever indulgent towards his children, suggested that to discover
+the original of the portrait would not be impossible, in which case----.
+But here his royal spouse interposed, and with a vicious tap at her
+snuff-box declared she would never allow such a face in _her_
+household--not _she_. So the King of England caved in.
+
+Now, our antiquary affected no secrecy with regard to this particular
+letter. There was no reason for it. On the contrary, it treated of a
+public event which, in all probability, the members of the club would
+read for themselves in the papers, so calling our host and hostess as
+well as their daughter together, he began thus in the presence of all:
+
+"You remember Mr. McGuilp, Jack?"
+
+"Ay, sir, sure enough," responded our host. "I hope he is very well."
+
+"I believe so, Jack," said Oldstone. "Now listen to this, all of you."
+
+Here he read the letter aloud, from beginning to end, adding, at its
+conclusion, on his own account, "There, I knew my boy had it in him. I
+saw it from the first, as soon as I set eyes on the portrait he painted
+of our Helen."
+
+"Never blush, girl!" ventured Mr. Parnassus, but a stern look from Mr.
+Oldstone checked further banter.
+
+"Well, well, well!" muttered our landlord. "To think that _our_ daughter
+should have her portrait exhibited at the Royal Academy. That the Royal
+family should see it, and, moreover, that it should have been bought by
+a peer of the realm, and paid for money down. Why! it passes belief.
+Don't it Molly?" Our hostess thus appealed to by her spouse, admitted
+that it _did_ seem strange, and suggested that perhaps all that got
+into the papers might not be true. The suggestion was instantly howled
+down. Cries of "Yes, yes, every word of it," from Mr. Crucible.
+"Especially that part where the Queen wouldn't have such a face about
+her at any price," chimed in Professor Cyanite.
+
+"Just like the old cat, jealous of her husband," added Mr. Blackdeed.
+
+"Exactly so," agreed Dr. Bleedem.
+
+"Gentlemen, gentlemen, a truce to this," now interrupted Mr. Oldstone.
+"I propose that we meet together this evening at eight o'clock, over a
+steaming bowl of rum punch, such as our good host here understands so
+well how to brew, and that we drink to the health of our artist friend,
+with a three times three." This proposition was unanimously applauded,
+and subsequently carried out. We much fear that on this occasion our
+worthy chairman was again carried away rather too much by his--emotion.
+
+The next morning our antiquary came down late for breakfast, rather
+muddled in the upper regions, with, moreover, several sharp twinges of
+gout, which reminded him that he was not so young as he used to be. His
+coffee had got cold, and he had been left to finish his breakfast alone,
+all the other members having been drawn away to their several
+avocations.
+
+"Do you want anything, sir?" asked Helen, appearing at the door.
+
+"Well, yes, my girl," answered Oldstone. "I want you to sit down here,
+and keep me company."
+
+"I can't stay for long, sir," replied Helen. "Mother is sure to be
+calling me."
+
+"No matter. Wait till she calls. Now, Helen, tell me, what do you think
+of that letter I read out to you yesterday--eh?"
+
+For answer Helen rubbed her hands together for joy, and flushed all over
+her face. Then clasping her hands upon her breast, and looking upwards,
+muttered as if unconscious of anyone's presence, "I _knew_, I knew he
+loved me!"
+
+"Yes, I am afraid he does, you dangerous young puss," observed Oldstone.
+"Too much so for his peace of mind, poor boy!"
+
+"Perhaps, but not more than _I_ love _him_. _That_ were impossible."
+
+"And you're not afraid of confessing as much to _me_, you brazen hussy?"
+demanded the old man, playfully chucking her under the chin.
+
+"To _you_, you know I am not," replied the girl. "To you, sir, I feel I
+could, nay, I _must_, tell everything, and oh! it _is_ such a comfort to
+have a real true friend from whom one need hide nothing!"
+
+"Well, well, my dear," said Oldstone, "I am sure I have always wished to
+be your true friend, but whether I am doing right in encouraging you in
+a passion which cannot end wisely----"
+
+"It need never end," interrupted Helen. "I will love him eternally, even
+if he should cease to love _me_."
+
+"You would!" exclaimed the antiquary with surprise, looking at her
+curiously.
+
+"Yes, sir, I would. What of that?"
+
+"But if he could not marry you," rejoined her counsellor.
+
+"Didn't I tell you that the thought of marriage never entered my head,"
+persisted the girl.
+
+"You did, my child, but it won't do in this world," and the old man
+shook his head.
+
+"What! can I not love the man of my choice--especially if I know that he
+loves me? Who will prevent me loving him, thinking of him, praying for
+him, _dying_ for him, if need be? Who shall tear his image from my
+heart, through whatever trials I may have to pass for _his_ sake?"
+
+"Helen, you are a noble girl?" cried our antiquary with enthusiasm. I
+have no more arguments to use. I wish there were a few more like you in
+the world. But hark ye, my child, there are others who have felt like
+yourself for a time--but how long has it lasted?
+
+"The greater part of your sex, I fear, find it easy to overthrow an old
+love for a new one. Then follow other new ones in succession, till they
+end perhaps in marrying someone they don't love, and can't love; all for
+wealth, title, or position."
+
+"You surely don't think _I_ could be so base, Mr. Oldstone," cried the
+girl, recoiling in horror.
+
+"No, my dear. That is the very last thing I should believe of _you_,"
+replied her friend.
+
+"I am glad of that," said the girl.
+
+"Helen!" cried the voice of Dame Hearty, outside; "Where are you?"
+"Here, mother," answered her daughter. "I was only having a word with
+Mr. Oldstone," and she hurried away, leaving the antiquary alone with
+his writing materials.
+
+The breakfast having been cleared away, Oldstone drew his chair up to
+the table and proceeded to pen a reply to his young protege. When the
+letter was concluded, our antiquary reperused it, carefully dotting each
+_i_ and crossing each _t_, until he found no more to correct.
+
+If our reader is not more scrupulous than we are ourselves, he will
+join us, in imagination, in an act not generally considered
+respectable--viz., that of playing the spy on the old man, by peering
+over his shoulder, and reading what he has written, before he folds it
+up, seals it, and sends it to the post.
+
+ _Letter from Mr. Oldstone to Mr. Vandyke McGuilp._
+
+ "MY DEAR BOY,
+
+ "I cannot express to you the joy and pride I felt in perusing your
+ last letter, and I hasten to offer you my best congratulations, and I
+ think I may add those of the rest of our members, on having achieved
+ what I must needs call such unprecedented success. I read your letter,
+ together with the critique from the _Athenaeum_ enclosed, aloud, before
+ the whole club, our worthy host and his family being also present. You
+ should have seen the blush that suffused our dear Helen's cheek at the
+ mention of the success of her portrait. It was as if she had said,
+ 'Lo, he has become great, and all through _me_. _My_ face it was that
+ inspired him to achieve such fame. _My_ prayers and good wishes that
+ buoyed him up with energy to thus distinguish himself!' Some such
+ thoughts must have passed through her mind, if I am any reader of
+ faces--and I think I am.
+
+ "One of the younger members seemed disposed to offer some banter, but
+ I frowned him down. I never will sanction any unseemly levity towards
+ that girl, or allow her to be treated as if she were a mere hackneyed
+ barmaid, used to the coarse jokes of any Tom, Dick or Harry. To me she
+ is something very precious, and I love her as my own child. Poor
+ little one! She always comes to me for sympathy in her troubles. Not
+ even to her own parents will she confide everything--much less to the
+ other members. If you were to see the change that has come over her of
+ late! She has lost all that raw awkwardness so common to growing
+ girls, and has now developed into mature womanhood.
+
+ "Since your departure, young man, I could not but pity the poor child
+ with her sunken cheek, her downcast eyes, and listless manner. I knew
+ she had a secret that weighed upon her, and I guessed what it was. I
+ came forward to offer her my friendship and advice, and encouraged her
+ to open her heart to me. The poor child's gratitude was so touching!
+ There _must_ be an outburst when the heart is full, and she could
+ confide in no one else.
+
+ "Ever since she found she had a true friend to lean on, I have noticed
+ a marked change in the girl. The rose returned to her cheek, the light
+ to her eye, an expression came into her face that I never observed
+ before--nay, a variety of expressions which seem to chase each other
+ with marvellous rapidity over a countenance lovely, intelligent, and
+ pure.
+
+ "Dr. Bleedem, poor man! seeing her looking mopish, prescribed her a
+ course of steel medicine. She declares that he only gave her one dose,
+ which he made her take in his presence. The rest of the medicine he
+ left her to take by herself. Now the girl insists positively that, not
+ liking the medicine, she threw it all away.
+
+ "Dr. Bleedem, of course, is under the impression that she took it all,
+ and naturally attributes her sudden change of health for the better to
+ his drugs. I am of opinion that it was medicine of another sort that
+ brought back the roses to her cheek. She is now eighteen, and by our
+ peasantry would be considered of a marriageable age; but oh! I _do_
+ begrudge her to any of these country bumpkins, who come in for their
+ mug of ale and their chaff. There is no one for miles round anything
+ like good enough for her. Of one thing, however, I feel quite certain,
+ and that is, that she would never allow herself to be coaxed, cajoled,
+ or threatened into marrying any man whom she did not love, however
+ advantageous the match might appear in the eyes of the world. No, the
+ girl has character, and would never give her hand where she had not
+ set her affections. She would far sooner not marry at all. Whoever
+ should win her affections will be a lucky man, for he will get a
+ treasure in such a wife.
+
+ "Excuse the wanderings of an old dotard, my friend, but when I once
+ get upon this topic, I am inexhaustible; and as for local news, there
+ simply is none. When last I spoke to Helen about writing to you, she
+ desired me to send her duty to you. Pretty soul! _duty_ indeed. Now,
+ my dear boy, I must really draw this epistle to a close. Trusting that
+ you are enjoying the best of health and spirits, and wishing you
+ continued and ever increasing success in your art.
+
+ "I remain,
+ "Your doting but affectionate old friend,
+ "OBADIAH OLDSTONE."
+
+We have said that Mr. Oldstone was prompt in answering the letters of
+his protege. Neither was our artist, as a rule, tardy in answering those
+of his aged friend. Seldom more than a month passed between a letter and
+its answer, on either side. Yet to this letter no reply came. Month
+followed month, and no tidings arrived of our artist. Such delay was
+most unusual, and Mr. Oldstone now began to be seriously alarmed. What
+had happened to the boy? Was he ill? He knew by experience that the
+summer months in Rome were extremely unhealthy, on account of the
+malaria. Was he laid up with Roman fever? Had he met with an accident?
+Or was there anything in the tone of his letter that had given offence?
+He tried to recollect. No, he thought not; in fact, he did not know what
+to think. The gloomiest fancies rushed across his mind as he paced the
+breakfast room alone.
+
+Presently his eye caught the portrait of Helen, that McGuilp had
+presented to the club, and which he, Oldstone, had with his own hands
+hung up over the mantel. "Ah! my pretty puss," said he, addressing the
+painted canvas smiling down at him, "I dare not infect you with my
+fears. I don't want to make _you_ unhappy."
+
+Just then the door gaped ajar, and the original of the portrait appeared
+at the opening. As the antiquary had not yet noticed her, his eyes being
+still fixed on the portrait, Helen stepped into the room and closed the
+door behind her. Then, walking straight up to Oldstone, she said,
+"Please sir, has anything happened?"
+
+"Happened, my dear! What should happen in this dead-and-alive place?
+Nothing ever happens here."
+
+"Ah! sir," rejoined Helen, "you but evade my question. You know what I
+would ask."
+
+"My dear, how should I?" demanded her friend and counsellor, with most
+provoking _sang froid_.
+
+A gesture of impatience escaped the girl. Then fixing her eyes steadily
+on those of the antiquary, as if to read his inmost soul, she said with
+some approach to severity in her tone, "Mr. Oldstone, you are keeping
+something from me. Something has happened to Mr. McGuilp, and you won't
+tell me what it is."
+
+"On my honour, my sweet child," replied her friend, "I know no more than
+you do yourself. I wish I did. Here have I been waiting now about six
+months for a reply to my letter, when he used often to write by return
+of post. I can't make head or tail of it."
+
+"Then something _is_ wrong, you may depend upon it," cried the girl.
+"Oh, dear! oh, dear! Surely he is laid up with some dreadful
+illness--away from me, and in a strange country, with no one to attend
+upon him. Oh, merciful Heaven! help him! Oh, help him. Whatever it is,
+let me know the worst!"
+
+"I don't want to frighten you, my pet," broke in Oldstone; "but I own I
+am much perplexed myself. Perhaps he never received the letter.
+Sometimes letters get lost. At any rate, we'll hope for the best."
+
+"Oh, sir, sir!" cried the girl in agony, "do you think that likely?"
+
+"Certainly, my dear. Why not? All sorts of things happen to prevent
+letters arriving--especially those sent abroad. Vessels go down at sea;
+the mail may be detained by an accident. Who can tell? Come, cheer up,
+girl; there is no good in brooding. If I don't hear from him in another
+week I'll write again."
+
+"Why not write at once, sir?"
+
+"Not a bad idea, Helen; so I will."
+
+At this juncture voices and footsteps were heard outside. The other
+members of the club had just returned in time for their mid-day meal. So
+the letter was postponed.
+
+Helen ran to lay the cloth, and the repast was served. The meal being
+over, pipes were lit, and some desultory conversation ensued,
+interspersed with wonderments about our artist's long silence and
+suggestions as to the reason of it. The weather still being fine, the
+members suggested a stroll, so off they went together, Mr. Oldstone
+being also of the party. Thus, what with one interruption and what with
+another, the writing of the letter was put off for that day.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+
+
+Next morning, in the middle of breakfast, a knock was heard at the door,
+and our landlord let himself in with the newspaper in his hand and an
+expression like a sphinx on his face. He closed the door quietly after
+him, and walking up to Mr. Oldstone presented him with the paper, at the
+same time silently pointing out to him a paragraph that he had already
+marked with his thumb-nail. The door was no sooner closed than it
+silently re-opened, apparently by itself, and remained some three or
+four inches ajar. Few noticed this, or would have given it a thought if
+they had. Their attention was rivetted on Mr. Oldstone, as he settled
+his spectacles on his nose preparatory to reading out some tit-bit of
+news.
+
+"Eh! What!" exclaimed the antiquary, trembling, and turning pale with
+extreme emotion. "Just listen to this, gentlemen, all of you:--
+
+ "'CAPTURED BY THE BRIGANDS.
+
+ "'The well-known artist, Mr. Vandyke McGuilp, whose picture of "The
+ Landlord's Daughter" caused such a _furore_ last exhibition at the
+ Royal Academy, whilst taking a trip in the Sabine Mountains, in the
+ vicinity of Rome, to recuperate his health, was suddenly surrounded by
+ a band of brigands, about twelve in number, who sprang upon him from
+ an ambush and compelled him to surrender. The painter was alone and
+ unarmed, besides being hampered by the materials of his art. All
+ resistance would have been worse than useless, so, finding himself
+ perfectly defenceless, he had no choice but to "stand and deliver."
+ They seized his gold watch and other trinkets, as well as all the coin
+ that he carried about him. Not satisfied with this, they forced him to
+ tramp with them high up in the fastnesses of the mountains, where he
+ still remains in daily and hourly peril of his life. The brigand chief
+ has demanded an exorbitant ransom, and threatens that if it does not
+ arrive within five days they will cut off his ears and send them to
+ his friends in a letter. Any attempt at rescue, they declare, will at
+ once seal the fate of their captive. His position is one to cause the
+ greatest anxiety to his friends, as the barbarity of these desperadoes
+ is well known.'"
+
+Our antiquary had proceeded thus far when all present were startled by a
+smothered shriek, which was followed by a dull thud, as from a heavy
+fall. All rushed to the door, and flung it open. Helen had fainted.
+
+Need we relate with what agility Dr. Bleedem leapt to the fore; how
+carefully he raised the slim form in his arms, cut her stay lace, and
+applied restoratives; then, finally, with the assistance of our host,
+carried his patient upstairs, where he deposited her on her own little
+bed, administering in every way to her comfort--this we will leave to
+the imagination of the reader--whilst, in the breakfast-room below, the
+various members talked to each other in subdued tones, and Mr. Oldstone
+looked thoughtful.
+
+"Humph! I think I can see through the spoke of _that_ wheel," muttered
+Mr. Hardcase to his neighbour.
+
+"Yes, a dreadful blow though, poor girl!" sighed Mr. Parnassus.
+
+"Quite dramatic in its effect," remarked Mr. Blackdeed.
+
+A snort came from Mr. Oldstone, who had turned his back on the group and
+begun reperusing the newspaper that he had thrust into his capacious
+pocket, when Dr. Bleedem re-entered the room.
+
+"Well, doctor," inquired Professor Cyanite, "and what of your patient?"
+
+"Recovered now, of course, but dreadfully shaken," replied our medico.
+"The nervous system has sustained a terrible shock. Luckily, she has
+suffered no injuries from her fall."
+
+"Poor young thing!" observed Mr. Crucible, compassionately. "Well, who
+can wonder at it?"
+
+During these remarks, to which Mr. Oldstone paid no attention whatever,
+being absorbed in the reperusal of his newspaper, he was suddenly
+observed to flush as with pleasure. His brow cleared, his eye sparkled.
+Then, suddenly rising from his chair, he crumpled up his paper, thrust
+it again into his pocket, rubbed his hands with satisfaction, then with
+a relieved expression in his face he slowly left the room without a
+word.
+
+"Wonder what's come over Oldstone!" muttered one of them. "He seems
+quite himself again."
+
+No sooner was our antiquary outside the door than he beckoned the
+landlord aside, who was still looking grave, and asked him how he had
+left his daughter.
+
+"Dreadful cut up like, sir, 'bout somethin' or other," replied that
+worthy, "but Dr. Bleedem says as how we ain't got no call to be afeared,
+and that when she has finished the cordial she'll come round agin as
+right as a trivet."
+
+"Now look here, Jack," began our antiquary, rubbing his hands together
+cheerily, and with difficulty repressing his delight. "What'll you bet
+that in five minutes time I don't bring her round again, cordial or no
+cordial?"
+
+"Do you think you could, sir?" asked our host, somewhat incredulously,
+yet becoming infected, in spite of himself, by Mr. Oldstone's assurance
+and good humour.
+
+"I do, mine host, most certainly I do," replied the antiquary.
+
+"Can I see the patient?"
+
+"Willingly, sir," rejoined the landlord. "There is her room," and
+pointed to the door.
+
+"Now, Jack, you shall see which is the best doctor, Bleedem or I. If in
+five minutes I don't lead her out by the hand, smiling and in her right
+mind, my name's not Obadiah Oldstone."
+
+Here, he opened Helen's chamber door, and for the space of five minutes
+was closeted with her, leaving our host completely bewildered. The girl
+started at seeing her friend and adviser enter her chamber, and looked
+at him inquiringly. "Helen, my pet," he began, "I am the bearer of good
+news--news that will do you more good than any cordial Dr. Bleedem can
+give you."
+
+The girl looked hopeful, seeing her counsellor's cheerful manner, though
+her eyes were still red and swollen with weeping. "Tell me, tell me!"
+she cried in agony.
+
+"Patience, patience," replied the antiquary, in the most provoking
+manner; "all in due time. Well, my dear," he continued, "all that I read
+out in the paper this morning, and which you unfortunately overheard
+(Oh! you wicked puss, for playing the eavesdropper); well, child, all
+that happened a fortnight ago. Since then there is later news. The boy
+has been rescued by a band of carabineers who have long been on the
+track of the brigands, who were taken completely by surprise. A skirmish
+took place, and the brigands were exterminated to a man; a few only of
+the carabineers being wounded. Your friend, Mr. Vandyke McGuilp, was at
+once set at liberty, and he is now enjoying the best of health and
+spirits. So cheer up, girl."
+
+"Oh! sir," cried Helen, half laughing and half crying, "you are not
+trying to comfort me by----."
+
+"By a false report," broke in Oldstone. "Certainly not, child. Here,
+read for yourself. Can't you believe me?"
+
+Helen took up the paper with trembling hands, and ran her eyes eagerly
+over the column. Then with a sweet smile and sign of relief she sank
+back on her cushions, crying, "Thank God." She then burst out again into
+a fresh fit of weeping, from sheer weakness, which, however, soon
+changed into a laugh. Then rousing herself, she leapt from her bed,
+bathed her face with cold water, and having dried it, she seized the
+hand of her aged friend and counsellor and kissed it, saying, "God bless
+you, sir. You were ever my good angel."
+
+"Then follow me downstairs, and look as beaming as you can. Your parents
+will wonder at the change, but I shall say nothing." Seizing her hand,
+Oldstone led her down the flight of steps, at the foot of which stood
+her father, watch in hand.
+
+"There, Jack," said the antiquary in triumph, "What did I say? Have I
+been successful? Look at her, and tell me if I am a good doctor or no."
+
+Our host scanned his daughter's now happy features, then turning to Mr.
+Oldstone, he said, "Well, sir, its just wonderful! It's like witchcraft
+a'most. I don't know what you have been doing to her, sir, but I never
+see such a change in my life."
+
+Here Dame Hearty made her appearance, caressed her daughter, and began
+to ask questions.
+
+"Now, no questions, Dame Hearty, from either you or your husband," broke
+in Oldstone. "That's our secret. You may, if you like, set it down to
+Dr. Bleedem's cordial."
+
+"Well, we won't bother her, if as how you don't wish it, sir," answered
+her father. Helen then followed her mother into the kitchen, and was
+soon slaving away harder than she had ever done before in her life.
+
+"Well, boys," said Mr. Oldstone, cheerily, addressing his fellow-members
+as they looked enquiringly at him on his return, "I suppose you want to
+know the reason of the change in my countenance since the morning. Well,
+take this paper and read for yourselves. You will see where I have
+marked it." Here he handed the paper to Mr. Hardcase, who, taking it
+from him, proceeded to read the account of our artist's fortunate rescue
+from the brigands by the carabineers, which we need not repeat.
+
+"Ah!" observed the lawyer, at the conclusion, "this accounts for
+everything. Now, Oldstone, if you had read this article first, and the
+other afterwards, we should have been spared a scene."
+
+Oldstone answered with something like a snort, "Bah! who could tell that
+the girl was eavesdropping?" Then noticing the quizzical expression on
+the faces of some of the members, and guessing that they were about to
+make Helen's little love episode a subject for discussion or banter, he
+raised his hand as if in prohibition, being determined to nip it in the
+bud, and bringing it down with a bang on the table, he began,
+"Gentlemen, to change the conversation, I propose that we celebrate our
+young friend McGuilp's miraculous escape from his captors by assembling
+this evening round a merry bowl of punch--eh, doctor?--and drinking his
+health with a three times three."
+
+"Take care, Oldstone!" remonstrated Dr. Bleedem; but the rest of the
+members applauded the proposition of the chairman, and prevailed. In
+fact, a merry evening was spent, when our artist's health was drunk, as
+proposed, as well as that of all his family and belongings. Our host was
+then called in, and had to drain a glass to the health and prosperity of
+our artist. Dame Hearty was next called in, and had to do the same. One
+of the members voted for Helen also drinking the toast.
+
+Before Oldstone could offer any opposition, our landlord called out,
+"Now, then, Helen, my girl, come and drink to the health and prosperity
+of Mr. McGuilp, your portrait painter, with a hip, hip, hip,
+hurrah!--d'ye hear? Come, now, you can't get out of it."
+
+The girl would willingly have hidden herself, and had literally to be
+dragged in by her father, blushing and timid. Loud cheers greeted the
+girl's appearance, and a glass was filled for her from the punch-bowl by
+Mr. Oldstone himself with the silver ladle, at the bottom of which a
+golden guinea had been inlaid.
+
+"All right, my girl," said Mr. Oldstone, "toss it off. No harm in just
+one glass. Now, then, all--to the health of our absent artist friend,
+Mr. Vandyke McGuilp, and all his belongings--also to his speedy
+return--with a hip, hip, hip, hurrah!"
+
+With a charming modesty and grace, like that of a high-born lady, did
+this simple country girl join in the toast proposed; then, putting down
+her glass on the table, she curtseyed elegantly to the company, and
+wishing them all good-night retired.
+
+Loud applause followed this flying visit of Helen to their orgie, and
+they would have recalled her; but a glance from Mr. Oldstone kept them
+in check. At midnight the party broke up, and each returned to his bed
+comfortable, without having indulged to excess, and even Mr. Oldstone
+walked bravely off to his bed unassisted.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+
+A week had passed since our last chapter. Our antiquary, finding himself
+once more alone, had brought out his writing materials, determined no
+longer to put off his much-delayed letter to his friend, when a smart
+tap at the door, and immediately afterwards the entry of our host's
+pretty daughter, caused him to look up. She appeared more radiant than
+ever, and held up a bulky epistle with a foreign post mark. Full well
+she knew the handwriting. It was addressed to Mr. Oldstone, as usual, so
+she placed it in his hands.
+
+"At last!" exclaimed the antiquary. "Now we shall see for ourselves. Sit
+down, my girl, sit down."
+
+The invitation had been hardly given when the daughter of our host had
+already seated herself, and leaning her elbow on the table and her head
+in her hand, looked all attention.
+
+Oldstone broke the seal, put on his spectacles, and thus began:--
+
+ _Letter from Mr. Vandyke McGuilp to Mr. Oldstone._
+
+ "Rome, Oct. --, 17--.
+
+ "MY ESTEEMED FRIEND,
+
+ "I offer you my most humble apologies for my delay in answering your
+ interesting and most welcome letter, which, in fact, I have only just
+ received. You will see by what follows that there were some
+ extenuating circumstances, which may go far towards exculpating my
+ apparent neglect. Your letter arrived at the 'Cafe Greco,' where I
+ usually have my letters directed, the day after my departure from
+ Rome. They could not forward it, not knowing my whereabouts, so I did
+ not get it until after my return.
+
+ "I must now go back some months to explain to you how, from over
+ anxiety about finishing a picture, I had put off my trip for the
+ summer so late as to be about the last man left in Rome; for all those
+ who can abandon the Eternal City before the great heat comes on. At
+ the time I speak of I actually believe there were more statues in Rome
+ than living men. The models even had all returned to their respective
+ villages, and the steps of the Spanish Staircase in the Piazza di
+ Spagna were deserted. You may remember, sir, how even in your day they
+ congregated in groups on this broad and elegant flight of steps,
+ waiting for custom, lighting up the scene with their bright costumes.
+ Well, the heat grew at length unbearable, till, what with over-work
+ and the climate, I found myself prostrate with Roman fever. I was
+ necessarily confined to my bed, and it was with difficulty that I
+ could find a doctor. At last they sent me a Capuchin friar, who
+ professed to have some knowledge of medical science--very limited, I
+ should imagine, though perhaps enough for my purpose. He prescribed
+ me medicine, and sent to attend upon me the cobbler's wife, who lives
+ on the ground floor, and who makes my bed and sweeps out my room for
+ me. The poor old woman has a sick husband, and looks far from healthy
+ herself. She is yellow, almost toothless, with a strong beard, very
+ far from clean--and oh! her breath! There, I will say no more. The
+ poor old thing did her best, no doubt, and I don't want to be
+ ungrateful. I couldn't help wishing, I remember, that instead of being
+ laid up here I could have been laid up in England--somewhere in the
+ country--say at the 'Headless Lady,' and had the pretty Helen to wait
+ upon me. It would be worth while getting ill then."
+
+"Stay," broke in Helen; "does he say that? Let me see. You are not
+joking with me, sir?"
+
+"No, my dear," answered Oldstone, "I am not joking. You may see for
+yourself; but I don't know if I ought to read you all this nonsense.
+Won't it content you just to know that he is alive and well?"
+
+Without heeding her friend and counsellor, Helen rubbed her hands
+together with glee, and laughed, saying, "Oh! I _do_ wish he would come
+and be ill in our house--oh! no, I don't mean that, do I? I mean that he
+would come and live here altogether, without being ill, and that I could
+be with him always, all day long, and never leave him."
+
+"Yes, my dear," replied Oldstone; "I know what you mean. You would
+like--there, never mind. The thing can't be, so what is the use of
+thinking about him?"
+
+"Why not, if it makes me happy?" was the rejoinder.
+
+"There, there, I can never argue with a woman," muttered Oldstone. "I've
+a good mind not to read you any more of his nonsense."
+
+"Mr. Oldstone," cried Helen, "you know you couldn't be so cruel."
+
+"Well, my dear," asked her friend, "what more do you want to know? I
+can't wade knee-deep through all this. There isn't time. Your mother
+will be calling you soon."
+
+"Oh, yes, sir, please. Just a little more before mother calls. Then I'll
+go at once," pleaded Helen, coaxingly.
+
+The antiquary was as wax in her hands. "Well, then, he goes on to say:"
+
+"As soon as I was fairly recovered, I thought I would delay my holiday
+no longer, and accordingly took the diligence, only too glad to leave
+the infected city behind me, and to breathe a little fresh mountain air.
+What a complete change of climate I experienced high up in these
+mountain regions! And, oh! I cannot describe to you the extreme beauty
+and wildness of the scenery; the quaintness of some of these mountain
+villages, and the primitive state of their inhabitants! I had not been
+long in one of these out-of-the-way places when one morning I was
+tramping along in search of the picturesque, laden with my painting
+materials, when from behind some rocky crags some dozen brigands
+surrounded me.
+
+"'_Faccia in terra_' (face on the ground), cried the brigand chief and
+the rest of the band in chorus, as they levelled their carbines at me.
+
+"I was alone and unarmed, so had no choice but to do as I was commanded,
+so I prostrated myself, face to the ground. Several brigands came
+forward to search me, robbed me of my gold watch and all my loose cash.
+Then they opened my pocket-book, where, besides finding paper money,
+they came upon my passport. This they handed to their chief.
+
+"'So,' said he, after perusing it; 'so it seems you are an Englishman.
+Good. The English are rich. You must put up with our company until your
+friends can disburse the sum of ten thousand pounds sterling.'
+
+"In vain I tried to explain to him that I was only a poor artist, who
+earned his living by the sweat of his brow. I saw I was not believed.
+
+"'But you have rich friends,' he persisted. 'I know it by your face; so
+you don't fool me.'
+
+"He then made a sign for me to follow them, so I had to tramp higher and
+higher up into the mountains, till I was ready to drop, while these well
+trained mountaineers leapt from crag to crag with the agility of a
+chamois, till they reached a cave, where they halted."
+
+"There, Helen, run along," said Mr. Oldstone, as he had got thus far.
+"There's your mother calling you."
+
+Off rushed Helen to her mother, who was waiting for her at the door of
+the kitchen.
+
+"Come, girl," cried Dame Hearty, "I can't think what you find to talk
+about with Mr. Oldstone every day. You are quite losing your head. Now,
+set to work, for we are terribly behind-hand."
+
+The door once closed upon Helen, our antiquary read his friend's letter
+slowly through to the end. It gave an elaborate account of our artist's
+experience with the brigands, which we need not relate. Stay!--here was
+something at the end of the letter, marked "Private," that promised to
+be interesting. What could it be?
+
+ "(_Private._)--I must now touch upon a subject which causes me the
+ greatest anxiety. A report has reached me through an artist friend,
+ who was staying on a visit to Lord Landborough, who, you will
+ remember, bought my picture entitled 'The Landlord's Daughter.'
+ Amongst other visitors at his country seat who were there at the time
+ was one Lord Scampford, a young sprig of nobility, rich, accomplished,
+ but of infamous character; a gamester, and a profligate of the first
+ water, who had become so enamoured of my portrait of Helen, then
+ hanging on the walls of the Academy, that in his cups he swore, by
+ Gumdragon, that he would search the world over to find out the
+ original, and that, willy-nilly, he would make her his paramour.
+ Likewise, he would shoot any man dead who dared to stand in his way.
+ Turning to my friend, he asked him if he knew the painter of the work:
+ and upon his answering in the affirmative, he next asked him if he
+ knew the model who had sat for the picture. This my friend was unable
+ to tell him, as he was ignorant himself who it was. He then asked for
+ my address, and being informed I lived in Rome, he at once set out for
+ Italy, and, in fact, arrived here, and called upon me at my studio,
+ but was denied admittance, as I was then laid up with the fever. After
+ I had recovered, I heard that he had been the round of all the
+ studios, and that of every artist he had been asking if, perchance,
+ they could tell him where I had got my model from. Not one of them
+ knew. Shortly after his arrival I heard that he had received a letter
+ which necessitated his immediate return to England.
+
+ "This letter, it seems, was from his valet, a big powerful man, who
+ generally accompanied him as his bully, and who aids him in his
+ nefarious schemes. This man he had left behind him in England, with
+ orders to scour the country for miles round about London, and to
+ inform himself at every wayside inn, if the original of the picture on
+ the Academy walls lived there. For a long time his search was
+ fruitless. At last chance came to his aid. On one of his visits to the
+ Royal Academy, just to refresh his memory of the features in the
+ picture, he overheard a broadbacked old farmer, just up from the
+ country, say to his wife,
+
+ "'Why, dash my wig, Sally, if here ain't the face of dear little Helen
+ Hearty, daughter of my old friend, Jack Hearty, as keeps the 'Headless
+ Lady,' at the cross-roads.'
+
+ "Upon hearing this, the valet stepped forward. 'Do I understand you to
+ say that you know the original of this portrait?' he asked.
+
+ "'Know her!' exclaimed the farmer, 'Ay, marry do I. Why she is my
+ God-daughter? I've danced her on my knee since she were a kid, bless
+ her heart! And now I remember, I did hear as how one o' them paintin'
+ fellers--limners, they call 'em, was a puttin' up at the 'Headless
+ Lady,' and a paintin' 'er likeness. Well, now, I never!--eh Sally?'
+
+ "'Dear me!' remarked the valet, 'How _very_ strange! Really, this is
+ _most_ interesting. Tell me, good man, what part of the country is
+ this you speak of?'
+
+ "'What! the hostel of the 'Headless Lady'? Why, at the
+ cross-roads-parish of Littleboro', near Muddleton, on Slush
+ Slopshire.'
+
+ "'Ah, in that part, I see. Fine country they tell me, about there.
+ Bracing air, good shooting--eh?' inquired the valet, as he opened his
+ pocket-book and jotted down all the farmer told him.
+
+ "'Yes, sir, good air, good shooting, and as fine a bit of country,
+ though I ses it, as shouldn't, seeing as how its my birthplace.'
+
+ "Here, the valet took out his watch, and exclaimed, 'God bless my
+ soul! How time flies! Why, it's just upon one o'clock, and I had an
+ appointment at twelve, on urgent business. Good-day, my friend.
+ Good-day, Ma'am,' addressing himself to the farmer's wife, and off he
+ goes.
+
+ "'A pleasant, affable gentleman,' remarked the countryman to the wife
+ of his bosom.
+
+ "'Ah, just ain't un,' acquiesced his spouse.
+
+ "That very day the valet penned a note to his lord and master, who
+ returned to England in a great hurry at the news. You may imagine, my
+ friend, what anxiety I feel, knowing that villain to be at large, and
+ ready at any time to swoop down like a vulture into your peaceful
+ dovecot and carry on his work of destruction, whilst I, being so far
+ away, am unable to strike a blow in her defence. Though, God knows, I
+ would willingly lay down my life, rather than that dear child should
+ come to any harm. I write at once, having only just heard the news.
+ God grant I may be in time for my warning to be of some avail. For all
+ I know, the villain may be there before this letter arrives. I tremble
+ at the thought. He is sure to travel in his own private coach,
+ accompanied by his bully, and, doubtless, both of them will be armed
+ to the teeth. You had better warn Jack Hearty at once, in order that
+ he may put his daughter out of harm's way, until he has taken his
+ departure. His lordship will stick at nothing--even at drugging her,
+ and carrying her off insensible, and being armed, it will be dangerous
+ work to oppose him. I would advise Jack Hearty, as soon as he can find
+ an opportunity to extract the bullets from his horse pistols, for
+ depend upon it he means mischief. This is all the advice I can give
+ him. Do whatever you can to frustrate the plot of this villian, and
+ write me the result. No time for more. With kind remembrances to all
+ your friends, as well as to our worthy host and family,
+
+ "Your anxious friend,
+ "VANDYKE MCGUILP."
+
+"Dear! dear! dear!" muttered Oldstone to himself. "This is terrible news
+indeed. I must seek Jack Hearty at once, and inform him." Then,
+thrusting the letter into his pocket, and with a troubled expression on
+his face, he left the room, and beckoning to the landlord, whom he found
+outside, he took him by the arm and walked with him some considerable
+distance down one of the cross-roads, and read to him the latter part of
+our artist's letter. The landlord looked grave and stern.
+
+"Humph," he grunted at length, "and this is all through me allowin' my
+daughter's portrait to be exhibited at the Royal Academy. If I had only
+known!"
+
+"Look here, Jack," said Oldstone. "This is a thing that no one could
+foresee. Let us now think of the remedy."
+
+"What remedy?" asked Jack, gloomily. "Can I refuse to take a traveller
+in--a nobleman, too, with a handle to his name?"
+
+"It is a desperate case, and we must be on the alert," observed
+Oldstone. "I would suggest that we take Dr. Bleedem into our
+confidence."
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Perhaps he may be able to administer to them both a sleeping draught on
+going to bed, and whilst they are both sound asleep, you can enter their
+rooms and extract the bullets from their pistols, so that if perchance
+they should attempt to use them against us, we shall have nothing to
+fear on that score."
+
+"The very thing!" exclaimed our host. "Let us seek the doctor at once."
+
+This was done. At first the man of medicine hummed and hawed, put on a
+look of importance, and talked of his reputation, etc., but at length
+allowed himself to be over-ruled, seeing the extreme urgency of the
+case, and consented to give the landlord a little harmless sleeping
+dose, which he could mix with their wine or whatever they called for.
+
+Dr. Bleedem now went inside, presumably to concoct the charm by which
+occult power the evil designs of their enemies were to be frustrated,
+leaving our host and the antiquary discoursing together outside in low
+tones. As these two individuals were gazing towards the horizon, a small
+cloud of dust was presently discernible.
+
+"Seems to be coming this way," said our host, after a pause. "Wonder
+if----"
+
+"Ah, just so," broke in Oldstone. "Shouldn't wonder if it _were_ our
+expected guest. He won't make any unnecessary delay, I warrant."
+
+"Sure enough it's a carriage and pair with a liveried coachman and
+footman," observed the landlord. "How they tear along! Oh, it's his
+lordship, without doubt. I must go and warn my daughter."
+
+Our host was somewhat tardy in arriving at this decision, for a stately
+carriage emblazoned with an escutcheon with innumerable quarterings, and
+surmounted by a coronet, had now driven up to the door of the inn, and
+both Dame Hearty and Helen were on the doorstep to welcome the new
+arrivals.
+
+A gorgeous footman descended to open the carriage door, and out stepped
+a young man of middle height, slim and somewhat graceful of figure,
+dressed in the very height of fashion. Behind him stepped a
+powerfully-built man, respectably dressed in black, with a plebeian and
+repulsive countenance.
+
+Our landlord came forward and saluted both guests gravely.
+
+"We want two bedrooms and a sitting-room, landlord, and should like to
+dine in an hour," said Lord Scampford; for it was none other. Then
+putting up his spy-glass, he gazed at Helen from head to foot in an
+impertinent manner, and the two men exchanged a look of intelligence.
+The coachman and footman likewise followed their lord's gaze, and smiled
+approvingly.
+
+Our antiquary was making his observations in the background whilst Jack
+Hearty was busying himself with the luggage. As our host passed his
+daughter in the passage he found time to say, _sotto voce_, "Helen, my
+girl, shut yourself up in your room till I call you. I want to speak to
+you."
+
+Now it was not often that her father spoke to her in so serious a tone,
+and these words, coupled with the impression she had already formed of
+Lord Scampford and his companion, which was not a favourable one, caused
+her to tremble and turn pale. She knew there was much in the world that
+she could not understand, and it seemed to be considered wise not to
+make enquiries. She asked no question therefore, but shut herself up
+within her room as desired. No sooner was the landlord able to break
+away from his new customers, than he ascended to his daughter's chamber
+and knocked at the door. Helen unlocked it, and her father entered.
+
+"My daughter," he said, "I wish you to keep as much to yourself as
+possible during the stay of these gentlemen below. I have my reasons. I
+know more than you do, so do not ask why. Enough that it is my wish."
+
+In the good old times, parents' commands were not disputed, but humbly
+and reverently obeyed. So Helen, with downcast eyes and hands crossed
+upon her breast, answered respectfully, "It is well, sir."
+
+"If, by any chance, they should cross your path while you are engaged in
+your household duties," continued her father, "and should address you,
+let your answers be short, though civil. Remain not long in their
+presence, but speedily withdraw. Moreover, if they should be sitting
+over their wine and should invite you to drink, to pledge them in a
+toast, drink not. No, not even a _sip_ to please them. My daughter,
+there is danger ahead, and I warn you beforehand. You are young and
+unversed in the wickedness of the world, but obey me to the letter and
+you are safe. Heed not their advances or their flattery, but shun them
+as a pest."
+
+Having thus delivered himself, our worthy host turned on his heel and
+left the chamber.
+
+"I understand nothing, sir, but I obey," answered Helen, dutifully.
+
+That evening Dame Hearty herself served his lordship and the man whom he
+was pleased to represent as his friend. Many were the questions that
+were put to our hostess about her daughter, and many the subterfuges she
+had to resort to in order to prevent Helen from putting in an
+appearance. Whilst thus engaged in conversation with the landlady, Jack
+Hearty found it no difficult task to enter the sleeping room of his
+guests and to extract all the bullets from their pistols, without having
+recourse to Dr. Bleedem's potent charm. The evening passed over quietly,
+and there was no appearance of Helen.
+
+A week now passed by, and neither Lord Scampford nor his man seemed to
+be able to make any headway. "Tell you what it is, Tuppings," said his
+lordship one day to his bully, deeming himself unheard, although every
+word fell distinctly on the ears of our host, "I am getting tired of
+these eternal subterfuges. It's enough to kill a man outright with
+_ennui_, to vegetate day after day in this wilderness; yet leave the
+place without her I _will_ not."
+
+"You may depend upon it, my lord," said the man in black, "that they
+knew of our coming beforehand, and have been forewarned."
+
+"I wish I knew who it was," rejoined his lordship; "I'ld be even with
+him. The only person interested in the matter would be Lord Dodgemore,
+who naturally would do all in his power to make me lose my wager. I
+laid him a thousand pounds that I would make her my mistress within a
+fortnight, and I don't intend to become the laughing-stock of my friends
+on my return."
+
+"Then your lordship has not a moment to lose. Half the time has already
+slipped by, and we are no nearer than on the evening of our arrival,"
+murmured the bully.
+
+"That we are being hoaxed is as plain as a pike-staff," observed his
+lordship.
+
+"On our first evening the girl was engaged serving the members of the
+club. The next day she was indisposed and confined to her room. After
+that she was on a visit to her aunt, who is ill, and what with one
+excuse and then another--oh! it's sickening. I came across the little
+jade unexpectedly the other day, and tried to detain her with a little
+pleasant chat. You should have seen the dignified air she put on, as
+with a 'by your leave, my lord, I am overpressed for time,' she
+curtesyed and passed by. What has come to these simple seeming rustics
+of late I am at a loss to imagine."
+
+"If your lordship should deign to follow my advice----"
+
+"Well."
+
+"I would suggest that we should take the bull by the horns and make
+short work of it."
+
+"How?"
+
+"Pick the lock of her bedroom door. Gag her and carry her out of bed
+downstairs, wrap a warm cloak around her, and lift her into the
+carriage, which must be waiting for us only a few paces off. Then, head
+for the nearest township, and so on, to London. In case of opposition on
+the way, we have our pistols. But hush! I thought I heard footsteps."
+
+"Tut! the walls are thick enough in this antique hostelry," said his
+lordship. "Never fear."
+
+They little knew that there was a sliding panel high up over the
+bedstead his lordship occupied, which was covered by a bad picture of
+His Majesty George II. on horseback, and which could be reached by a
+secret staircase within the thickness of the wall.
+
+"So that is their little game, is it?" muttered our host to himself, who
+had been eavesdropping. "All right, my men, all right."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+
+It was the midnight hour, and the sky dark as pitch. The wind howled
+dismally through the trees, and seemed to shake the very foundations of
+this ancient hostelry. All the inmates of the 'Headless Lady' had
+retired to rest; that is to say, all the members of the club. Our host
+above was stirring, and had not yet made up his mind to go to roost. In
+fact, he seemed disposed to make a night of it, and enjoy himself as
+much as circumstances would permit.
+
+The wind dashed the sleet against the window panes, and the ground was
+getting fast covered with snow. But our host stirred the fire, put on a
+fresh log, and filled himself up a glass of his own home brewed ale.
+First he took a sip, then setting his glass down, he next walked
+leisurely into the room adjoining for his tobacco box, with the
+intention of filling his yard of clay. His back was no sooner turned
+than the bulky figure of a man, in his stockinged feet, tripped lightly
+across the hall, and, quick as thought, dexterously emptied a white
+powder into the glass our host had left standing, then as speedily
+vanished.
+
+He had hardly disappeared, when our host, suspecting nothing,
+re-appeared upon the scene, and proceeded to fill his churchwarden with
+some of his strongest tobacco. He then lighted his pipe by the fire, and
+throwing himself into an easy chair, puffed away complacently for a
+time. He was apparently musing, when, as if suddenly recollecting that
+his glass was at his elbow, he raised it to his lips and drained it to
+the dregs; making a wry face, as if he had just tossed off a dose of
+physic. He was on the point of filling up again from the jug close at
+hand, when a yawn escaped him. He had grown unaccountably sleepy. This
+feeling he at first endeavored to combat by having recourse to his snuff
+box, but the effect of the pungent herb was only temporary, for soon his
+eyelids fell, as if weighed down with lead, and he was now snoring loud,
+and as utterly oblivious as a corpse.
+
+"I've drugged the old boy," said the man in black to his master, with a
+chuckle. "It's all plain sailing now. We've only got to pick the lock of
+the lady's room, stuff a handkerchief in her mouth, and carry her
+downstairs. The carriage is in readiness outside. Quick! Let's up and be
+doing."
+
+Upstairs tripped the ruffianly bully as lightly and noiselessly as a
+grasshopper, followed closely by his aristocratic patron, and in a
+moment the two men stood before the chamber of the unconscious sleeper.
+It was locked, as they had anticipated; but with a deftness that argued
+much practice in this art, the bully soon succeeded in causing the lock
+to yield, and the door swung noiselessly back on its hinges. Aided by
+the light of a taper, which his lordship carried, the ruffian was
+enabled to make straight for the bed, and seizing the fair sleeper
+roughly in his powerful arms, was in the act of rushing downstairs with
+her when a shriek, so loud and piercing that it bid fair to waken the
+dead, resounded through the walls of this ancient hostel, startling from
+their sleep all its inmates, save our host, who was still as fast in the
+arms of Morpheus as when we left him.
+
+"Damnation!" cried the bully, between his teeth, as he thrust a
+handkerchief into his victim's mouth, and hurried with her towards the
+hall door, whilst Lord Scampford followed close at his heels, a horse
+pistol in either hand.
+
+The door of the inn was soon unbolted, and before any of the household
+could hurry to the spot, the pair of scoundrels were already outside in
+the bleak night air, and hailing his lordship's carriage, which now drew
+up. The liveried footman had opened the door of the carriage, and in
+another moment it would have closed securely upon these two arrant
+scoundrels and their helpless victim, while a crack of the coachman's
+whip would have carried them miles out of reach of all human opposition,
+had not at this juncture something quite unforeseen occurred.
+
+[Illustration: THE DUEL]
+
+From out the darkness a cloaked figure, with broad sombrero drawn down
+tightly over his eyes, suddenly emerged, and with a well-directed blow
+from a leaden-headed cane upon the bare head of the man in black, felled
+the gigantic bully, who measured his full length upon the ground covered
+with snow, still clasping in his arms the terrified and trembling form
+of our heroine, whose shrieks of "murder" and cries for help at length
+brought all the members of the club to the spot.
+
+Before they arrived, however, the mysterious stranger, who had so
+opportunely come to the rescue, had succeeded in releasing Helen from
+the clasp of the unconscious ruffian, and carried her inside, but not
+before Lord Scampford had discharged his brace of horse pistols at
+him--we need not say without any effect, save that of startling the
+horses so terribly that they became perfectly unmanageable, and bolted
+with the carriage, before the footman had time to spring to the box. His
+lordship, finding his pistols useless, flung them from him, and drawing
+his rapier, made for the stranger, who likewise drew _his_ sword, and a
+skirmish ensued.
+
+At this moment all the inmates of "The Headless Lady" hurried
+downstairs, half dressed, with lighted candles, and armed with what
+weapons of offence they could first lay their hands upon. One carried a
+torch, by the light of which the spectators could clearly note the
+position of affairs. Lord Scampford and the Unknown were still in the
+thick of the fray, and appeared well matched, when suddenly an opening
+presented itself, and the sword of the Unknown pierced the heart of his
+lordship, who fell back lifeless on the snow.
+
+The greatest confusion reigned. Questions were asked on all hands, and
+no one seemed to be wiser than his neighbour, yet the main facts of the
+case were apparent to all. Helen had retreated hurriedly to her chamber,
+and locked herself in afresh. Our host seemed not yet sufficiently
+conscious to be able to take in the situation. It was not till the small
+hours of the morning that each returned to his bed. On looking round for
+the stranger he had vanished.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Now, it will readily be imagined that at the breakfast table next
+morning, at which our members assembled rather late, little else was
+discussed save the adventures of the previous night.
+
+"The scoundrels!" thundered out Mr. Oldstone, with an indignant snort.
+
+"The villains!" chimed in Professor Cyanite and Mr. Crucible together.
+
+"The world is well rid of such a pair of jail birds," said Mr. Hardcase;
+"only it is a pity that they were allowed to cheat the gallows."
+
+"Poor Helen!" sighed Parnassus; "I think there is matter for an epic
+poem in her misadventure."
+
+"You are right," agreed Mr. Blackdeed. "The incident was pre-eminently
+dramatic; just suited to the stage, and would certainly bring down the
+house. I intend to dramatise it at my earliest convenience."
+
+"And how is our patient, Dame Hearty?" enquired Dr. Bleedem of our
+hostess, who was waiting upon the members at table this morning instead
+of her daughter.
+
+"Still very feverish, doctor," was the reply. "The poor child has caught
+a dreadful cold from being turned out of her warm bed and carried into
+the cold night air and the snow by those ruffians, and she with scarce a
+stitch of clothing on."
+
+"Poor dear!" cried Dr. Bleedem, compassionately. "I'll come and see how
+she is getting on after breakfast."
+
+"Why, doctor," observed Mr. Crucible, "you've got your work pretty well
+cut out for you. There's his lordship--well, you can dissect him; and
+his man, too, for the matter of that. Then there's the coachman, who was
+brought back here in his lordship's carriage early this morning, with
+his shoulder-blade broken; then the horses, with their knees broken: and
+now it's our sweet Helen----"
+
+"Say, doctor," broke in Professor Cyanite, "was that rascally bully
+sufficiently conscious before his death to give an account of himself?"
+
+"Oh, yes, he was conscious, though he hadn't time to say much. I saw
+from the first that the case was fatal. He admitted that he had been a
+d----d scoundrel, but added that his lordship was every whit as bad--and
+worse. He alleged that had he taken a situation as servant under an
+honest man, instead of entering the service of an unprincipled rake and
+debauchee like Lord Scampford, that he himself might have become an
+honest man. He showed some contrition for the part he had played last
+night, and begged me to ask the lady's forgiveness for the same, as well
+as to pray for his soul. Then his mind seemed to wander, and he called
+out: 'There's his lordship! I see him enveloped in a sheet of flame,
+with fire issuing from his eyes and mouth, and from the tips of his
+fingers. He is beckoning to me! He is calling me down to Hell! How
+horrible the forms that hover round me. Mercy! mercy! Oh! my God,' Here
+he uttered a despairing groan, and spoke no more."
+
+"Ha! Quite dramatic again," remarked the tragedian, who had no thought
+but what had reference to the stage; "the repentant sinner on his
+death-bed--excellent! I will take a note of that, and introduce it into
+my next play."
+
+"Then there is the rescuer; you forget him," observed the poet. "The
+mysterious stranger, with cloak and slouched hat, appearing on the spot
+in the very nick of time to succour Beauty in distress."
+
+"True, true," assented the tragedian; "I had nigh forgot. If this
+episode wouldn't bring down the house I don't know what would."
+
+"I wonder who he was," observed Mr. Oldstone. "His sudden appearance was
+most remarkable; his disappearance no less so."
+
+In the middle of this discussion, the door opened, and our host entered
+with a letter, which he handed to the antiquary, who mechanically put
+it in his pocket as of no immediate importance, without even looking at
+the handwriting, while he joined in the merry banter of the other
+members, who, as soon as our landlord made his appearance fixed upon him
+at once as the butt of their satire.
+
+"Hullo, Jack!" cried one, "got over your little nap at last, eh?"
+
+"That last glass of your home-brewed ale, by way of a night cap was most
+effectual," jeered another.
+
+Our host, however, did not view the matter by any means in the light of
+a joke, and answered savagely, "Ah! the dastardly cowards! They _did_ me
+at last. Can't make out how they found time to do it. Such a trick was
+never played me before, and I'll take jolly good care they don't catch
+me again."
+
+"Well, that's not likely under the circumstances, is it, Jack?" replied
+Mr. Hardcase.
+
+"Just like these lawyer fellows," observed Professor Cyanite, "they are
+always tripping one up."
+
+"Nor yet anyone else," persisted the landlord. Then added, "To think
+that _my_ daughter who has been brought up from a kid under my very
+eyes, and never seen no one save her parents and you gentlemen of the
+club, who have always treated her with courtesy as though she were a
+high born lady--she, what's never heard a word in her life as she didn't
+oughter have heard--what never knowed nothink of the ways of this wicked
+world--that _she_, poor child, should be subjected to outrage from two
+ruffianly bullies--one o' them a peer of the realm, forsooth, and all on
+account of her picter being exhibited at that d----d Royal Academy!" He
+concluded with a thump of his fist on the breakfast table that set all
+the cups and saucers rattling, and felt better afterwards.
+
+"Yes, it was a narrow shave. Wasn't it, Jack?" remarked Parnassus. "If
+it hadn't been for that stranger----"
+
+"Ah! I'ld like to find out who _he_ was. _That_ I would. Can any of you
+gentlemen guess?" demanded our host.
+
+"Not I."
+
+"Nor I," replied several voices at once.
+
+"Why on earth don't he show hisself?" asked Jack. "Well, he's a trump,
+whoever he is, say I."
+
+The company now broke up, and the members of the club began to set about
+their several avocations. Dr. Bleedem went upstairs to visit his fair
+patient, and Mr. Oldstone found himself once more alone. He paced the
+room slowly, with his hands clasped behind his back and his chin upon
+his breast, as if lost in a reverie. Then suddenly blurted out, with a
+snort, "The d----d rascals! The double-dyed sons of Belial! To dare to
+carry off _my_ Helen! That sweet child that I love as if she were my own
+flesh and blood. And how nearly they succeeded!" Here his eyes filled
+with tears, and thrusting his hand into his large pocket in search of
+his handkerchief, his fingers clutched something crisp, and he
+recollected the letter that Jack Hearty had put into his hand at
+breakfast. "Some shoemaker's bill, I suppose," he muttered, as he mopped
+his eyes with his handkerchief. "Hullo!" he exclaimed, glancing at the
+handwriting. "What! am I dreaming? Isn't this the writing of my young
+friend Vandyke McGuilp? But how? I am only just in possession of his
+letter from Rome, and this letter bears no postmark, being brought here
+by some casual messenger. Then he must be _here_! Don't understand it at
+all." Here he broke the seal and read as follows:
+
+ "_Letter from Mr. Vandyke McGuilp to Mr. Oldstone_
+
+ "MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+ "I am nearer to you than you imagine. I send these lines by a boy from
+ a neighbouring village, where I slept last night, but which I leave
+ this morning, without being able to call upon you, as I have important
+ family business in the adjacent county of ---- which I cannot afford
+ to neglect. I had no sooner sent off to you my last letter, dated from
+ Rome, when I received orders to return post haste to England at all
+ costs, as my uncle had been taken suddenly ill, and now lies on his
+ death-bed. He is not expected to last long, and I must be in the house
+ when he dies, and remain till the funeral is over.
+
+ "I daren't risk seeing you even for a moment, but I _had_ to be very
+ near you last night, though you knew me not. I had heard from the
+ gossip of the village that a grand carriage and pair with liveried
+ coachman and footman were putting up at 'The Headless Lady,' and I
+ guessed the worst and prepared myself accordingly to frustrate the
+ diabolical plans of those villains. If I were to be hanged to-morrow
+ for it, I should die happy in the consciousness of having rescued
+ innocence from the clutches of vice.
+
+ "Immediately after the fray I reported myself to the authorities, who
+ will by this time have sent over a constable to the hostel to
+ interview his lordship's coachman and footman. For the present I am
+ free, but I am bound to appear when called for at the next assizes.
+ Matters are apt to go hard with a commoner like myself when the slain
+ man happens to be a person of title; but I have hopes, as both the
+ serving men are bound to give evidence that my act was to protect
+ innocence; also that Lord Scampford first drew his sword upon me,
+ having previously attempted to shoot me. No more for the present. With
+ kind remembrances to all,--I remain,
+
+ "Your very faithful friend,
+ "VANDYKE MCGUILP."
+
+Our antiquary had hardly finished reading the letter, and thrust it into
+his pocket, when Dr. Bleedem re-entered the room with a very serious
+expression on his face.
+
+"Well, doctor," said Mr. Oldstone cheerily, not noticing his
+countenance, "What news?"
+
+"Bad, bad, very bad indeed," replied the leech gravely. "She is in a
+high fever and delirious. Quite off her head. If I ever get her through
+this----"
+
+"Good heavens! doctor," ejaculated Oldstone, "you don't mean to say that
+there is any actual danger of her life?"
+
+"Very considerable danger, I am afraid," responded the physician. "She
+will require the most careful nursing, such as I am afraid she is not
+likely to get even from her own mother."
+
+"Doctor, you frighten me," cried Oldstone. "Surely someone can be found
+to attend upon her to relieve her mother."
+
+"They are a rough lot about here, and not always dependable," answered
+Bleedem. "It must be someone who will remain with her all night long
+without going to sleep. If she ever _should_ get over it----"
+
+"Nonsense! doctor. She _must_ get over it, if _I_ myself have to sit up
+to attend upon her."
+
+"Well, well, we must see how we can manage; but it is a very bad case,
+for besides the chill she caught, which was of itself enough, there was,
+in addition, the mental shock to the nervous system. She is so
+delicately organised."
+
+"Poor dear! poor dear!" whimpered Oldstone. "If _she_ dies under your
+treatment, doctor, I shall never----"
+
+"Under _my_ treatment!" exclaimed Dr. Bleedem, with vehemence. "God
+bless the man! She'ld die all the sooner under anyone else's. Do you
+think I shan't do my best to bring her round--if it were only for my
+reputation. If _I_ fail, no man in the whole wide world will be able to
+save her."
+
+Our antiquary then, by way of changing the conversation, fearing he had
+somewhat nettled the physician, inquired, "By the way, doctor, did she
+discourse much during her delirium?"
+
+"Lord, yes; a lot of rubbish, of course," replied the leech. "Imagined
+she was undergoing again the adventure of last night. Thought Lord
+Scampford was after her with his bully. Stretched out her arms for
+succour towards an imaginary angel, whom she said had been sent down
+from heaven to protect her; ever and anon confounding him with Mr.
+McGuilp."
+
+Here the man of medicine indulged in the ghost of a smile.
+
+"Did she indeed, doctor? Well, this is most interesting. Now, while you
+have a moment of leisure, oblige me by reading this letter."
+
+Here the antiquary handed over the epistle of our artist to Dr. Bleedem.
+
+The physician seized it gravely, read it through in silence to the end;
+re-read it, slowly folded it up, and returned it to Oldstone.
+
+"Humph! remarkable--very," he observed, after a pause.
+
+Further discussion on the subject was checked by the entry of the other
+members for their mid-day meal, during which no secret was made as to
+the identity of the mysterious stranger.
+
+"Well, well, well," cried our host, when the mystery had been cleared
+up. "If I didn't half suspect it all along. Why, bless my soul, if I
+think there could be found another man in the world capable of it. Eh,
+Molly?"
+
+As for our hostess, she went right off into hysterics, and Mr. Oldstone
+was not the only member of the club who was visibly affected.
+
+A month had passed over, and it was now time for the case of that
+memorable night to be tried at the assizes. Our host, the two serving
+men, and every member of the club had received a summons to appear as
+witnesses. Helen herself would have been obliged to put in an
+appearance, had not Dr. Bleedem signed a certificate that her state of
+health prevented her from attending. The greatest excitement prevailed
+when our artist appeared in court. Nearly all were prepossessed in his
+favour, and several women were overheard to express hopes that they
+would not hang so good-looking a man. The two serving men were then
+called, one after the other, and both deposed that their deceased
+master, Lord Scampford, had first drawn his sword on the gentleman, who
+was forced to act on the defensive.
+
+The case was soon settled. The jury brought it in as justifiable
+homicide, and in spite of some ineffectual opposition on the part of the
+family of the defunct Lord Scampford, who wondered what had come of
+nobility in these times, when a mere commoner like the defendant could
+waylay and assassinate a peer of the realm and get off unscathed, etc.,
+etc. In spite, however, of all opposition, our artist was acquitted and
+left the court without a stain on his character, amid the cheers and
+congratulations of the crowd. As he left the court house he was
+accompanied to the "Headless Lady" by all the members of the club, who
+vied with each other in the cordiality of their welcome.
+
+Many changes of importance had taken place of late. Our artist's
+relative had long since breathed his last, and he now slept with his
+fathers. His nephew had sat up with him to the end, and was chief
+mourner at his funeral. The will of deceased had been read, and our
+friend Vandyke McGuilp was known to have inherited his entire fortune,
+which was considerable, so that the once struggling limner was now
+little short of a millionaire.
+
+A sudden change for the better had taken place in the health of our
+heroine, which now mended apace in a way that surprised the doctor.
+Still, it was deemed advisable, for the present, to keep her in
+ignorance of her hero's arrival on the scene.
+
+After some discussion on the subject, _i.e._, when her medical attendant
+pronounced her out of all danger, it was generally agreed upon that
+considering the great confidence which had always existed between Mr.
+Oldstone and the daughter of our host, that he should be the man
+entrusted to break the joyful news to the patient.
+
+Our antiquary accordingly bent him to the task; so mounting the
+staircase, he tapped at the patient's door. On entering the chamber, he
+was greeted by a beaming smile from its fair occupant.
+
+"Why! my pretty pet!" cried the old man, cheerily, "what a time it seems
+since I saw you last! Why! you _are_ pulled down, poor dear."
+
+"Am I?" answered Helen. "I am feeling much better now, though; and I am
+getting tired of lying in bed all day. I feel quite well now, and want
+to get up."
+
+"Don't do anything without Dr. Bleedem's permission," remonstrated
+Oldstone, "or you may throw yourself back, and then what should we all
+do without you?"
+
+"Yes, Dr. Bleedem says I have been most seriously ill--that he has just
+rescued me from the jaws of death."
+
+"Ah!" remarked the antiquary with a quiet smile, "and someone else
+rescued you quite lately from something very like the jaws of
+death--only worse," he added, in a low tone.
+
+"Oh!" she cried, covering her face with her hands, as if to shut out
+some horrible vision; "don't mention those two villainous men, or I
+shall go mad."
+
+"No, no; we won't mention them again. They have gone to their account at
+last--and--there, there, let us not judge, but try to forgive, as we
+ourselves would wish to be forgiven," said Oldstone.
+
+"But what harm had I done them? Why should they--I mean, what did they
+want to do to me?" asked the girl, ingenuously.
+
+"_Do_ to you, silly child! He! he! What all wicked men seek to do when
+they get the chance," replied her friend. "Let us not talk of them, but
+rather of the brave man who rescued you in the very nick of time from a
+living death."
+
+"I understand nothing of their object, and I can't get anyone to explain
+to me; but I want to know more of the brave man who, at the risk of his
+own life, came to my assistance."
+
+"Perhaps I can tell you something of _him_, too," said Oldstone,
+mysteriously. "Did you note him well?"
+
+"Not I. How could I? I was half fainting when he carried me into the
+hall. Besides, he was so muffled up in a cloak and hat that I was unable
+to see his face."
+
+"True; neither could any of us--he was so successfully disguised. But we
+have discovered since who he was, for all that."
+
+"Then you have seen him--spoken to him? Please convey him my most
+sincere thanks and blessings for his heroic conduct towards a perfect
+stranger."
+
+"Perhaps you would like to thank him yourself--some day--when you are
+able to get up, and feel quite well again," suggested Oldstone.
+
+"I suppose I ought," replied Helen. "I feel most grateful to him, I am
+sure; for don't I owe him my life? But I am so shy with
+strangers--and--and I don't know what to say," pleaded the girl. Then,
+at length, "Tell me what manner of man he is?"
+
+"Oh! he's a gentleman," replied Oldstone; "you may depend upon
+that--and, what is more, he's young, and, _I_ think, very good-looking.
+I am sure you would say so, too."
+
+Here a knowing look came into the antiquary's face, which puzzled the
+patient, who, with eyes and mouth wide open, appeared to scan his
+countenance as if to read the very secrets of his soul. Then, like a
+Pythoness of old, suddenly inspired, she exclaimed, "I have it! In vain
+you try to keep it from me. Mr. McGuilp has returned. It was _he_----"
+
+Oldstone marvelled at her penetration, but replied only by a succession
+of little nods of his head, fixing his eyes steadily, yet laughingly,
+upon her the while.
+
+"I knew it; I knew it!" she exclaimed. "My dreams confirmed it. Oh, God
+be praised," and she clasped her hands in ecstasy.
+
+"Calm yourself; calm yourself, my sweet one," began Oldstone, now
+seriously alarmed lest the patient should suffer a relapse, "What would
+Dr. Bleedem say to me if he knew I had been so precipitate?"
+
+"Dr. Bleedem! Does _he_ then know of our----?"
+
+"Oh! I never said anything to him about it, you may be sure. What I mean
+is--he wishes you to be spared all emotion, lest you should throw
+yourself back, and all his care be in vain."
+
+"Oh! no fear of that," replied Helen. "I feel so much better since you
+told me. Stay!--if you have seen him, he is here. Perhaps in this very
+inn--tell me!"
+
+"Well, not very far off, I dare say," said Oldstone, cautiously.
+
+"Mr. Oldstone!" cried the girl, "you can hide nothing from me. I _know_
+he is here, and I _insist_ upon seeing him."
+
+"My dear! my dear! How can you? Just think! You must wait till you are
+well enough to get up," protested her friend and counsellor. "Dr.
+Bleedem will decide all that."
+
+"I want to see him _now_, _this instant_."
+
+"What! In your bedroom!" exclaimed Oldstone. "My dear child! It's not
+proper."
+
+"Then why do you come yourself, and Dr. Bleedem?"
+
+"That is a very different matter? I am an old man, and Dr. Bleedem is
+your medical attendant," replied the antiquary. "Mr. McGuilp is
+young--and people _might_ talk."
+
+"Nonsense! If you don't let me see him, I'll make myself ill and die,"
+exclaimed the patient, petulantly.
+
+The antiquary began to be alarmed, but tried to pacify her by saying he
+would see Dr. Bleedem, and consult with him as to what were best to be
+done.
+
+As he did so, the doctor mounted the stairs. He came to administer a
+cordial.
+
+"She seems much better now, doctor," remarked Mr. Oldstone.
+
+Here a muttered consultation took place just outside the patient's door.
+After which the physician entered the sick-room, and finding his
+patient's nerves somewhat excited, administered a calm soothing dose
+which sent her off into a peaceful sleep, while our antiquary sought his
+young protege, and explained that, owing to the patient having taken a
+composing draught, the doctor's advice was, that he had better postpone
+his visit till the morrow.
+
+Our artist's disappointment at being refused an interview with his
+_inamorata_ after so long an absence may be imagined, but he was
+consoled in a measure by the doctor's promise that she would be well
+enough to see him on the following day. On one thing he had thoroughly
+made up his mind, and that was to ask her in marriage of her father. He
+had never ceased to love her all the time he had been absent, but up to
+the present he had no position to offer her. Were she to marry one of
+the many country bumpkins who flocked around her, it would be affluence
+to what he could have offered her. He could not afford to have
+quarrelled with his only relative. The consequences would have been
+fatal. Now everything had changed. He was rich, and could afford to
+please himself. Therefore on the morrow he was resolved to speak to her
+father.
+
+It will readily be imagined that our artist's return to his native land,
+to say nothing of the chain of events that followed--his heroism, his
+trial and acquittal, were events that could not be passed over without
+celebration. Therefore it is needless to say that the evening was spent
+round the merry punch bowl, as usual on festive occasions.
+
+Mr. Oldstone was again elected chairman, which post none of the members
+felt inclined to dispute with him. The evening opened with a
+congratulatory speech from the chairman, addressed to our artist, to
+which he replied with brevity and grace. To say that his health was
+drunk with the usual three times three would be superfluous.
+
+Jack Hearty was called in to join in the toast and invited to take a
+seat, while our artist was called upon by the members of the club to
+give an account of his adventures among the brigands, which he did in a
+manner so graphic, and with such grace and easy command of language,
+that the company remained spellbound, drinking in every detail of his
+narrative, whether it were a description of natural scenery or
+climate--the dress or physiognomy of his captors--their attitudes, their
+language, or what not. Nothing was forgotten. His trials and privations,
+his thoughts of home, and the friends he had left behind him. (He
+mentioned nothing of the girl he left behind him). Then he described the
+final tussle with the carabineers, and his subsequent rescue. Thus he
+rambled on in one continual flow of diction like a mill stream without
+interruption, carried away by his enthusiasm in such a manner as to
+leave no doubt in the minds of his hearers as to his having taken part
+himself in the adventures he described.
+
+"Now, mine host," said the chairman, at the conclusion of this somewhat
+prolonged narrative, "what do you say to that?"
+
+"Well, well, well," replied that worthy, musingly. "To think that all
+that should have happened to one of my gentlemen customers, what's been
+in furren parts. Why, it beats the story books out and out. Blessed if I
+can't see it all a goin' on before my very eyes."
+
+"True, Jack," agreed Mr. Oldstone, "such is the power of our young
+friend's eloquence, that one feels that we ourselves have taken part in
+it."
+
+"Might I point out to the company," began Mr. Blackdeed, "the intensely
+dramatic situation of----"
+
+"Also the highly poetical episode----" broke in Mr. Parnassus.
+
+"And if you had been there," interrupted our artist in his turn, "you
+would have noticed the vivid colouring, the fine grouping of the
+figures, the chiaroscuro--the fantastic light and shade that would have
+impressed the scene upon your memory in a way never to be forgotten."
+
+"Hark at him! Hark at him!" cried several members at once, as they
+refilled their glasses from the punch-bowl.
+
+The conversation then drifted towards more recent adventures, and our
+artist explained in full his sudden appearance on the spot in time to
+frustrate the designs of the ravishers, and rescue innocence from
+pollution.
+
+"And to think that you rescued _my_ daughter from those ruffians, sir,
+and at the risk of your own life, too. Why it was admirable! But there,
+sir, I can't find no words to thank you with--that I can't."
+
+Here our worthy host became very moist; but the chairman filled up his
+glass again for him, which he tossed off at a gulp, and felt better.
+
+"And now, gentlemen," said the chairman, rising, "just one more toast
+before I dismiss this honourable meeting, which I am sure you will all
+join in. Here is 'Health, long life, and happiness, both to the rescuer
+and the rescued!'"--(Shouts of "Hear, hear!" and "Yes; none but the
+brave deserve the fair.")--"Then, here goes with a 'Hip! hip!
+hip!--hurrah!'"
+
+Our artist, somewhat taken aback, blushed up to his scalp, and drank off
+the toast good humouredly, after which there was shaking of hands all
+round, and every one retired to his dormitory in a comfortable frame of
+mind and body.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+
+Need it be told how, on the following morning, as soon after breakfast
+as convenient, our artist--and now rich land-proprietor--beckoned to our
+host of the "Headless Lady," and with trembling lips and palpitating
+heart seized him by the arm, and walked with him for a good pace down
+the long, straight road leading up to the door of the inn? Or how the
+members of the club, who happened to be looking through the
+diamond-shaped panes of the old-fashioned bow window in that direction,
+remarked one to the other how mighty intimate our hero had suddenly
+become with his landlord, and their wonderments as to what he could find
+to talk to him about so confidentially?
+
+Suddenly our host was observed to start, slap his thigh, then, with a
+hand upon each bent knee, he peers steadily into the face of his
+interlocutor, who is placing a hand upon his shoulder. Our host, now
+changing his position, extends a broad, fleshy palm towards his
+customer, which our artist clasps in his long, slender fingers with a
+more than usual hearty shake.
+
+"Why, if they are not patting each other on the back, and laughing,"
+exclaimed Parnassus. "What _can_ be up?"
+
+"Well, that's queer," observed the Professor. "Um--m--m--m?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Whilst this dumb show was being enacted Dame Hearty entered her
+daughter's bedroom to announce to her that she had Dr. Bleedem's full
+permission to get up and dress herself; which permission, we may easily
+guess, was promptly taken advantage of. So jumping suddenly out of bed
+with the agility of youth, she quickly set about her toilet and
+ablutions.
+
+"There is one thing," began her parent, "I wish to speak to you about."
+
+"Yes, mother," responded Helen, absently, brushing out her curls before
+the glass with unusual despatch, and without turning towards her parent.
+
+"Nay, hear me, girl," continued Dame Hearty; "it is seriously I would
+speak."
+
+"Say on, then, madam; I am listening."
+
+"I am aware--ahem!--I have long taken note," continued her mother, "of a
+growing intimacy--a friendship, I may say, and perhaps something
+more--between you and this Mr. McGuilp, our guest. I know that he has
+done us all a great service--a service that none of us can ever forget,
+and you in particular, since he saved your life. It is therefore only
+natural and proper that you should feel grateful towards him, and
+regard him in the light of a friend, and as a friend, I hope, we shall
+ever esteem him; but listen, now, my girl, to what I say. A _too_
+intimate friendship between a young couple, out of different stations in
+life, such as in the case of yourself, who are only the daughter of a
+country inn-keeper, and a gentleman born and educated like Mr. McGuilp,
+who is, besides, enormously rich, having inherited all his uncle's
+fortune and estates, and consequently moves in the very best society.
+Such intimacies are dangerous, and may lead on to trouble before you are
+aware."
+
+"How, mother?"
+
+"Bless the child!" answered her mother, impatiently, "must I tell you
+everything? Must I make you as wise as myself? No; there are things I
+can't discuss with you. What I want of you is to be patient, and obey."
+
+"You--all of you--treat me like a child," broke in Helen, reproachfully.
+
+"And so you are," retorted her mother; "therefore take advice. The
+feeling that the world calls _love_--love, I say, that speaks not of
+marriage is denounced as _sin_ by the laws of God and man."
+
+"Well, that's strange," mused Helen. "Then, one may not love a friend, a
+parent, a child, without marrying them?"
+
+"I have no time to quibble," replied her mother, with some asperity,
+"but would simply remark that whatever your feelings may be towards Mr.
+McGuilp, or his towards _you_, nothing but harm and unhappiness can be
+the lot of you both--without marriage. Now, you can't well expect a rich
+gentleman like Mr. McGuilp to displease all his friends by marrying a
+penniless girl like yourself--country bred, without education, who knows
+nothing of the world and society, when he could marry some high-born
+lady out of his own class--some rich heiress, educated and accomplished,
+who would grace the society to which he belongs. He might be a great man
+in the county, and enter Parliament, with such a wife, while you would
+only drag him down to your level."
+
+Helen had already hidden her face in her hands, and her bare shoulders
+heaved convulsively, while the hot tears trickled through her fingers.
+
+"Cease, mother! Oh! cease, in pity!" she cried. "I cannot bear it."
+
+Her anguish would have wrung the heart of a stone, and her parent being
+a really tender-hearted woman, deeply sympathised with her daughter,
+though she felt it her duty to be firm, "For what could it all end in?"
+she argued.
+
+At this juncture, the voice of our host was heard at the bottom of the
+staircase calling out, "Molly, my dear! Mr. McGuilp wants to speak to
+you."
+
+"In one moment, Jack," answered his spouse. Then to her daughter, "Dry
+your eyes, my girl. Bathe your face and follow me. Mr. McGuilp doubtless
+wants to see you. You have much to thank him for, and do it with grace,
+but mind what I have said."
+
+With this parting admonition she left the room and hurried downstairs,
+whilst Helen deftly finished her toilet, and with one last look at the
+glass to ascertain that her eyes bore no traces of weeping, she was
+preparing to descend the stairs, when her attention was attracted by
+sounds from below that she was at a loss to account for. There was a
+jumble of human voices, but above them all was the voice of her mother,
+now screaming, now half laughing and half crying, whilst that of Dr.
+Bleedem was heard giving orders to her father, and all seemed bustle and
+confusion. Dame Hearty was in hysterics.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"And you really do mean it, Mr. McGuilp?" asked, in a sweet voice, a
+bright-faced country girl of eighteen summers of a slim young man in the
+garb of a gentleman, who followed her through the narrow mossy pathway
+of a wood adjacent to the inn at the cross roads.
+
+"Mean it, my angel! Why, of course I do, and feel proud at the very
+thought of you being all my own. Only don't call me any more 'Mr.
+McGuilp,' or 'Sir.' It hurts my feelings. Call me 'Van'--just 'Van' as
+my friends and relatives have ever called me."
+
+"Van, let it be then," quoth the maiden, "_dear_ Van, my own sweet love
+for ever and ever! Oh! Van, you _have_ made me so happy! And my parents,
+how you must have surprised them when you told them! Poor mother! No
+wonder she went into highstrikes!"
+
+"Hysterics," corrected her lover.
+
+"Well, that's what they call them here," answered the girl; "but you
+will correct me every time I make a mistake, won't you Van?"
+
+"With pleasure, dearest," replied her suitor.
+
+"And nothing can ever come between us now? Nothing can part us?"
+
+"Nothing but death," was the reply.
+
+A shade of sadness passed momentarily over the girl's features as she
+asked, "Must it all end with that?"
+
+"Death ends everything," replied the young man: "that is to say,
+everything earthly."
+
+"Then is there _no_ love beyond the grave?" asked Helen.
+
+"Oh! let us hope so," responded our artist. "I, for one, have the very
+strongest persuasion that there is. Love such as ours is not merely of
+earth."
+
+"Dear, _dear_ Van!" cried the maiden, in ecstasy, "I will believe all
+you tell me. _I_ know nothing, but I _feel_ you are right. Yes, we shall
+still continue to love even beyond the grave. Oh! Van, how have I
+deserved all this happiness?"
+
+"Your sweetness, your goodness, your beauty, your love, amply
+counterpoise anything _I_ can give you, my angel," said her lover.
+
+"How kind you are to talk like that Van! How you _must_ love me to go
+against the wishes of your friends and leave everything and everybody
+for me!" exclaimed the girl. Then added, "You are _quite_ sure that you
+won't be ashamed of me before all the grand people you will meet? That
+you will be able to pardon any little slip of the tongue, my country
+manners, and everything else?"
+
+"Everything, everything, dear. Besides, your education will begin from
+to-day. You will improve yourself in the arts of reading and writing.
+Learn grammar, history, geography, and other things. I will have you
+well taught at once, whilst I am away in town to make preparations for
+our wedding. I must go about the licence, and through other formalities;
+buy the wedding-ring; your dress--for, of course, as _my_ wife, you must
+now dress as beseems a lady, and leave off this simple garb; and yet it
+seems a pity, for I have always known you thus. Still, for the sake of
+public opinion--to avoid misunderstanding----"
+
+"I care nothing about all that," broke in Helen.
+
+"No, my darling; not yet. You do not understand. But in time you will
+find that you have to."
+
+"Well, I will do anything to please you, Van."
+
+"My own darling!" said her lover, encircling his arm around her waist.
+
+Well, my readers, and if their lips _did_ meet; what of it? It is a way
+that lips have under the circumstances.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"And now, gentlemen, and members of the Wonder Club, let me introduce
+you to the future Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp," said our artist, on his return
+from his walk, as he entered the club room, leading his fiancee by the
+hand.
+
+Taken completely by surprise, each member rose from his chair, bowed,
+smiled, and offered his congratulations. Mr. Oldstone was particularly
+moist on this occasion.
+
+"Oh! my dear boy, how I congratulate you; and you too, my pretty child!
+Bless you, my children, both!"
+
+Then he took out his handkerchief and mopped his eyes.
+
+"Dear me, what an old fool I am!" he muttered, in parenthesis.
+
+Chairs were immediately placed for the engaged couple, amid boisterous
+cheering and banter from all the members of the club at once, whilst the
+bride elect laughed, blushed, and looked very happy. The father and
+mother of the bride next entered, and joined in the general hubbub.
+
+Of course, this was too great an event not to be celebrated with all due
+honours. Therefore Mr. Oldstone proposed that they should all meet once
+again that evening round the steaming punch-bowl; Helen and her parents
+being also of the company.
+
+"Just to drink to the health of the bride elect," explained Mr. Oldstone
+with an appealing look towards Dr. Bleedem. And it was so.
+
+That the bride's health was drunk that evening with a "Hip, hip,
+hurrah!" goes without saying. How Mr. McGuilp started on the morrow for
+town on business connected with his approaching marriage; his return;
+his sojourn at the "Headless Lady" until the grand event came off; how
+he occupied his spare time partly in painting a portrait of his friend
+Mr. Oldstone, which was followed in due time by portraits of his future
+father and mother-in-law, and in imparting instruction to his fair
+bride; likewise, how, when unavoidably absent on business, Mr. Oldstone
+would enact the role of instructor to the fair bride of his protege, so
+that no time should be lost in fitting her for her exalted station; how
+Helen improved daily in intelligence and knowledge under such careful
+tuition, are matters of history.
+
+All unpleasant experiences of the past had been forgotten in the joy
+attending the great approaching event.
+
+Coffins had been made for the bodies of the two malefactors. The corpse
+of Lord Scampford had been placed in his lordship's carriage and driven
+by his coachman (whose shoulder blade was now quite well), and
+accompanied by his footman to London, where it was consigned to the
+family vault of the Scampfords, while that of his partner in crime
+filled a nameless grave in a corner of the old churchyard at
+Littleboro'.
+
+Some procrastination and unexpected delays _would_ occur, however, in
+spite of all our hero could do to hurry on the event, for we know that
+"the course of true love never _did_ run smooth," but at length the
+happy day arrived. How merrily pealed the bells from the ruined tower
+of the picturesque old parish church of Littleboro' on that sunny morn!
+How gay the peasantry looked in their holiday attire! Proud, indeed,
+were our host and hostess as a splendid equipage with coachman and
+footman, each adorned with a huge nosegay, drove up to the door of the
+"Headless Lady" to convey the fair bride, who was attired in the most
+approved fashion of the period, and accompanied by her father and
+mother, both clad in gala, to the church.
+
+How the yokels did gape as they recognised in the magnificently attired
+bride poor Nell Hearty, maid of the inn at the cross roads, whom they
+had seen full oft to feed the pigs, milk the cows, scrub the steps, wash
+and hang out the clothes, and who had served them with many a pint of
+her father's home brewed ale. It was a thing not well understood--had no
+right to be, doubtless they thought. The little church was crammed.
+Needless to say that every member of the Wonder Club was present, and,
+lo, here comes the vicar of Littleboro', that aged and somewhat infirm
+cleric of benevolent aspect, and all the aristocracy of the place.
+
+The service begins. Mr. Parnassus has been chosen as best man, and has
+composed an ode for the occasion. Mr. Oldstone has begged the honour of
+giving away the bride, which duty he performs with great dignity. A dead
+silence reigns as the bridegroom places the ring on the chubby finger of
+his bride. The benediction is given, the register is signed, _et c'est
+une affaire fini_. The bridal pair march out of church to the joyous
+strains of the organ, treading beneath their feet along the aisle the
+flowers that friendly rustics have strewn across their path. Bride and
+bridegroom then step into their carriage and drive back to the house of
+the bride, where a sumptuous wedding breakfast awaits them. Nor were the
+wedding presents wanting. The members of the club had subscribed, and
+presented the pair with a handsome punch-bowl and silver ladle with the
+usual golden guinea inlaid in the scoop. The parents of the bride
+presented their daughter with a handsome piece of carved oak furniture
+called a "brideswain," dating back as far as the commonwealth, which
+contained linen, goblets, and other useful articles.
+
+The old broadbacked farmer, the bride's godfather, who was present, and
+whom our readers will recollect was the innocent cause of the disasters
+that followed, in that, in his simplicity, he had put Lord Scampford's
+bully into possession of the secret of Helen's address, that day at the
+Royal Academy; well, the bride's godfather and his spouse between them
+presented the couple with a metal dish and cover, besides a case
+containing a carving knife, fork, and steel. The bride's aunt, whom we
+have mentioned as an invalid, sent an expensive old-fashioned china tea
+service and sundry chimney ornaments, while her friends in humbler
+circumstances each contributed their little mite.
+
+The breakfast went off merrily. The speeches and the toasts, who shall
+describe?
+
+At length the hour of parting arrived. The carriage drove up, and the
+bridal pair entered amid showers of rice and old slippers. Our hero and
+heroine were about to set out on a continental tour for their honeymoon,
+and intended visiting the eternal city.
+
+Perhaps the most touching incident of all occurred at the last moment,
+just as the happy pair were entering their carriage.
+
+Mr. Oldstone, who had been very moist on the occasion, drew off his
+antique ring, of which we have heard so much, from his forefinger and
+placed it on that of his protege, saying with much emotion: "Take it, my
+son; take it with an old man's blessing. Preserve it as an heirloom, for
+I shall never wear it more."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Poor old man!" said our artist with some emotion, when they had left
+the home of the bride a mile behind. "To think that he should make _me_
+this valuable present, and that I hadn't time to thank him at the last.
+I must write to him on the very first opportunity. Why, Helen, can you
+guess the value of this gem? I would sooner possess this ring than all
+the money he has in the world. I never thought he would give it away to
+anyone during his lifetime. Did you ever hear the legend attached to
+it?"
+
+"Well, yes; I think I _was_ present when Mr. Oldstone told his story,"
+said Helen; "but I am sure I don't recollect anything about it now. You
+shall tell it to me over again some other time, darling."
+
+"With pleasure, dearest," replied her husband. "It is a long story, and
+at present we have so many other things to think of, haven't we, love?"
+
+"Yes, dear," was the reply.
+
+"And you think you will continue to love me as much as you did at first,
+darling?" demanded the newly married man of his young wife.
+
+"Oh! Van; how can you ask such a question?" exclaimed the bride. "Why, I
+love you more and more every minute."
+
+"Then give hubby a pretty kiss," was the rejoinder.
+
+Two pouting rosebuds were thrust upwards into the husband's face, upon
+which he settled like a bee upon a flower extracting nectar and
+ambrosia; and thus we will leave them.
+
+
+
+
+L'ENVOI.
+
+
+A universal gloom pervaded the precincts of the Wonder Club since the
+departure of the happy pair, which none felt more than Mr. Oldstone. Not
+but that he was delighted at the union of his protege with the
+landlord's pretty daughter, whom he begrudged to anyone short of a
+gentleman. That his dear Helen, whom he loved as his own child, should
+have had the good fortune to marry, not only a gentleman, but the very
+one that he himself would have singled out for her, was the realization
+of his happiest dreams. He knew they were happy, and revelled in the
+thought of their happiness. Still, they had gone out of his life and
+formed one of their own, apart. Her sunny smile would no more light up
+the dingy walls of the old hostel. He would hear no more the ring of her
+merry laugh, could no longer peer into her deep blue eyes, nor delight
+in her exquisitely white teeth, her rosy cheeks or coral lips; and added
+to this, his health that had for some time past been failing him, now
+thoroughly broke down, and he knew his end was not far off. So he penned
+a letter to his friend Rustcoin, who was still living in Rome, to come
+over to see him before he died, as he had much to say to him.
+
+Besides the breaking down of our antiquary's health, the club itself, as
+if by one accord, began to break up. Mr. Blackdeed went to London and
+became manager of a large theatre. Dr. Bleedem also retired to a
+fashionable quarter of the metropolis, where he soon had an extensive
+practice. Mr. Parnassus became editor of a paper at Bath, and published
+a volume of poems. Professor Cyanite and Mr. Crucible likewise
+disappeared. The former travelled about the country giving lectures on
+geology. The latter bought a house near town, where he pursued his
+studies in chemistry.
+
+Thus our antiquary was now left quite alone; _i.e._, with the exception
+of Mr. Hardcase. He managed to pass the time by writing voluminously, as
+if he intended to finish some important work before he died. In his
+intervals of rest from his labours, he would frequently take solitary
+rambles in the woods adjacent to the inn, or along one of the cross
+roads. On one of these excursions his footsteps led him to the old
+churchyard of Littleboro' with its old yews and cypress. As he entered
+the gate, the sexton was at work digging a grave. The man ceased his
+labour at his approach; and, seating himself on the edge, began to fill
+his pipe, which he next lighted and began puffing at, apparently
+oblivious of anybody's presence.
+
+It must be stated that the sexton was looked upon as a character in the
+village. Certainly he was a strange looking object. He was very old and
+decrepit, exceedingly bow-legged, had a bald, mis-shapen head. Was
+toothless, hollow-eyed, with features that suggested a skull. He was
+stone deaf, and had, moreover, acquired a habit of uttering his thoughts
+aloud, whoever might be present, perfectly unconscious that he could be
+overheard. If addressed, he never gave himself any trouble to catch the
+meaning of his interlocutor, but always fluked an answer such as he
+deemed ought to fit the question.
+
+Thus, when our antiquary approached with a "Good morning, Delves. Hard
+at work, I see. Whose grave may you be working at, now?" he received for
+answer, "Thank you, sir; I'm very well. Yes, as you say, it _be_
+remarkable fine weather for this time o' the year, sure_ly_."
+
+"But I didn't make any remark about the weather, Delves," persisted
+Oldstone. "You didn't understand me."
+
+The sexton made no reply, nor looked the antiquary in the face, but
+muttered very audibly to himself, "That be one o' them old fools of the
+Wonder Club--_Wonder Club_, indeed; ha! ha!" Here he gave vent to a
+mocking laugh. Then, "He should see some o' my wonders."
+
+Our antiquary was accustomed to the eccentricities of this worthy, who
+was generally looked upon as a harmless idiot; but when he heard the
+Wonder Club sneered at, he took deep offence, and was about to utter
+some rebuke, when the grave-digger began muttering again to himself, and
+Oldstone, whose curiosity was being roused, forbore to speak, and
+thought he would listen instead.
+
+"A little knows I seed un's corpse candle last night, he, he! Ay, he'll
+be the next. They can't, none o' them, fool me. Whenever they've got to
+die, old Delves allers sees their corpse candles fust. Wasn't I right
+before Lord Scampford and his bully met with their death, eh? Didn't I
+say that only one on' o' 'em ud be buried in this here churchyard, and
+wasn't one on 'em buried in that there corner just as I prognosticated,
+and didn't I see the corpse candle of 'is lordship go along the road
+towards London? They allers lets me know beforehand, my customers. Now,
+there's this here gent, the _h_antiquary, as they calls him--if I didn't
+see 'uns corpse candle last night a leavin' the _h_inn o' the ''Eadless
+Lady,' and settle down on this wery spot where 'e's a standin', I'll be
+shot, that's all. If a's not doo to-morrer, or next day, 'e's doo within
+this week. I never knowed one live more nor a week after I'd seen 'uns
+corpse candle."
+
+Our antiquary, now intensely interested, determined to interrogate him
+anew, so he bawled out as loud as he could in his ear, making a trumpet
+of his hands, "Whose grave did you say that was?"
+
+"Yourn, zur," replied the sexton, with a grin.
+
+"Mine!" exclaimed the antiquary, starting back: "but I'm not dead yet."
+
+"Not dead yet--ain't ye; he, he! Well, you soon will be; ho, ho! I'll
+give ye three days. I don't think ye'll last longer nor that; but
+there's where you've got to lie, willy-nilly," said the sexton, pointing
+to the grave.
+
+"You are making very sure of me," remarked the antiquary, with a grim
+smile.
+
+"Ay, by ----, I am," rejoined the grave-digger, "for when I've once seen
+a man's corpse candle----"
+
+There is no knowing how much longer the conversation might have lasted,
+if at this moment two villagers had not entered the churchyard, so
+Oldstone, not wishing to be overheard, nodded to the sexton, and added,
+"Till we meet again." He then bent his steps towards the inn, and,
+arriving there, was greeted by his friend Rustcoin, who had just
+arrived. It was years since these two friends had met, and doubtless
+each found the other vastly changed.
+
+"Why, surely, old friend, you are not so bad as you try to make out,"
+observed Rustcoin. "You look hale and hearty still. You are up, and
+walking about."
+
+"Well, do you know how much longer they give me to live?" asked
+Oldstone.
+
+"No. Who?" inquired Rustcoin. "The doctor?"
+
+"Well, not exactly. A prophet."
+
+"A prophet, eh? That's interesting; and who may this prophet be, if I
+might ask?"
+
+"The grave-digger."
+
+"The grave-digger! What does he know about it?"
+
+"Says he saw my corpse candle last night, and he is at this moment
+digging my grave on the strength of it."
+
+"My dear fellow, you're joking. Pray, don't give these sort of people
+any encouragement in their antiquated superstitions. You were always
+given a little that way yourself, I remember."
+
+"Come, let's go inside, and have lunch together. You are, doubtless,
+hungry," said Oldstone. "We'll have a good long chat over our meal."
+Then leaning on his friend's arm, both entered the inn.
+
+Our host and hostess were, of course, delighted at the arrival of the
+long-absent member, and many allusions were made to old times. Dame
+Hearty hastily laid the cloth, brought in the lunch of cold beef and
+pickles, the remains of a rabbit pie, some bread and cheese, with a jug
+of nut-brown ale, home-brewed and left the two companions to themselves.
+
+"And so our young friend, Vandyke McGuilp, has gone and made a d----d
+fool of himself," said Rustcoin, after a pause in the conversation.
+"Well, I thought him a more sensible man. What! one of _his_ talent and
+position to sink himself to the level of a dish-clout! Why! it's sheer
+madness."
+
+"My dear fellow; don't talk like that," cried Oldstone. "If you'd only
+seen the girl, I assure you----"
+
+"Bah! I make no doubt but that she's pretty--that's not the point. You
+won't pretend that she was any better educated than the rest of her
+class," maintained Rustcoin.
+
+"Educated! _educated!_" exclaimed Oldstone. "She had something in her
+far beyond what _you_ would call education--by which you probably mean
+book learning, or that flimsy social veneer which anyone can acquire
+who chooses to move within the radius of a certain narrow circle, where
+all is artificial, unreal, cold, hypocritical, and false. This is a girl
+of character, truth-loving, sweet, and unselfish--pure as an
+angel--intelligent, and with fine sensibilities."
+
+"Nonsense," broke in Rustcoin, testily. "These country wenches are ever
+stubborn, hard-headed, self-interested, exacting, undocile, unteachable.
+Peasant she was born, and peasant she will remain to the end of her
+days. God help the poor idiot with such a one for a mate! She may be
+well enough as a wife to some country bumpkin, but for any rational
+being to hamper himself with one of these clods----"
+
+"But she's not one of these clods," persisted Oldstone. "I tell you this
+is quite an exceptional case."
+
+"Just because she is pretty, forsooth," interposed Rustcoin. "I believe
+you are gone on her yourself."
+
+"Oh! as for me--I love her as my own daughter," replied Oldstone. "I've
+seen her grow up from a child, and have had plenty of time to study her
+disposition. I have ever found her dutiful to her parents, diligent in
+her duties, naturally intelligent, and of the highest principle. Her
+surroundings have not been altogether those that fall to the lot of a
+girl of that class, and she possesses all the qualities that any
+rational man should expect in a wife."
+
+"Such a paragon as you describe, I confess, never came within my
+experience, and I have gone through something in my youth. More than
+once I have been on the point of making a fool of myself. At the time, I
+thought my goddess the most perfect being in creation, but I was soon
+undeceived in every case, and now I thank my stars that I have always
+managed to steer clear of trouble, and have remained an old bachelor."
+
+It was the third day since Rustcoin had appeared upon the scene, since
+which time Oldstone had been sinking fast. At this moment he was seated,
+propped up by cushions, in an easy chair, in dressing gown and night
+cap. His friend Rustcoin was by his side, receiving instructions as to
+the publication of a pile of MSS, whilst Mr. Hardcase, the lawyer, whom
+we have mentioned as still being on the spot after the others had left,
+was now engaged in putting the antiquary's will into legal form.
+
+Dr. Bleedem having retired to London, his successor, Dr. Dosemore, had
+been called in to attend the patient. He could do no more however than
+his predecessor had done--viz., to warn him of his approaching end
+informing him that he would succumb to internal gout, which would
+encroach upon his system, until it reached the heart, when it would take
+him off suddenly. The new doctor had just left the room, and the
+antiquary was addressing his old friend in feeble tones, as follows:--
+
+"This pile of MSS," he said, "is a collection of tales, which I have
+jotted down from memory as nearly as possible in the words of the
+narrators, and which I desire to be bound and published, under the
+title of 'Tales of the Wonder Club, by Dryasdust.' I believe I am
+conferring a boon upon society in rescuing these precious documents from
+oblivion, and publishing them broadcast, for the benefit of humanity at
+large. See that they be illustrated by the first artists of the day, so
+that the book may obtain all the readier sale. So shall my soul rest in
+peace, and my blessing remain with those I leave behind. Tell my young
+friend Vandyke that my last thoughts were of him and his fair bride."
+Then extending one hand to his friend Rustcoin and the other to the
+lawyer, he sank back on his cushions and spoke no more.
+
+"So he has gone at last, the poor old gentleman," said Hardcase,
+disengaging his hand from that of the corpse.
+
+"Ay, just _three days_ from my arrival, as predicted by the
+sexton--strange, isn't it?" remarked Rustcoin. "What a fine old head it
+is. It's a pity a cast should not be taken of it. I should so like to
+possess a bust of my old friend."
+
+"Nothing is easier," said the lawyer. "I will get the new doctor to take
+one. I know he can, because he told me so."
+
+Dr. Dosemore was immediately recalled, and before the day was over, a
+successful mould was taken of the face, which, with as little delay as
+possible, Rustcoin despatched to Rome, to a sculptor friend of his of
+some renown, with injunctions to execute for him a bust of his old
+friend, in the best Carrara marble, with pedestal of scagliola.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The bell was tolling at the old church of Littleboro'. A solemn
+procession, all clad in deep mourning, entered the churchyard gate, and
+followed the coffin to the grave. The sexton was at his post, bearing a
+certain air of triumph about him, as if he were saying to himself,
+"There, I told you so. They can't none of 'em fool me. What I perdicts
+is _sartin_."
+
+The same old vicar who so lately had joined together the hands of our
+hero and heroine in holy matrimony has now a sadder task to perform. Our
+host and hostess, of course, are present, as well as our friends
+Hardcase, Rustcoin, and the new doctor, besides several strangers. All
+stand reverently bareheaded during the reading of the burial service,
+until the usual three handfuls of earth are strewn upon the coffin,
+after which the sexton, with a deft and businesslike, though hardly a
+reverent manner, tumbles the earth hurriedly on to the top of the
+coffin, and all is over.
+
+Soon after the ceremony Rustcoin and Hardcase take leave of each other,
+and likewise of our host and hostess, when each departs by a different
+route. Rustcoin returns no more to Rome, but settles in York, his native
+town, where he purchased a house, which he has been at some pains to fit
+up according to his tastes. Over the mantelpiece in his study hangs the
+portrait of his brother antiquary, painted by our artist, Vandyke
+McGuilp, while in a corner of the room is a well executed bust in the
+best Carrara white marble, representing the same features. He has also
+inherited the whole of his friend Oldstone's collection of antiquities,
+which are now added to his own, and make, together, a very respectable
+museum, which he is ever proud of showing to his visitors when they
+call.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Let us now return to the hostel of the "Headless Lady," where our host
+and hostess are left alone in their glory, for even Mr. Hardcase has at
+length taken his departure and settled in some neighbouring town. They
+are seated at some distance apart from each other, no longer looking
+tenderly and lovingly into each others' faces as of yore, but askance,
+as if they had had some matrimonial quarrel, which neither felt inclined
+to be the first to make up. Jack Hearty's hands are thrust deeply into
+his pockets, his legs extended, his brows knit, and his eyes fixed upon
+the ground; while his spouse, usually so active and so busy, to whom
+nothing was greater pain than being forced to be idle, was now lolling
+in a listless attitude, her arms dangling idly at her sides with an
+expression on her face of the most intense boredom. One who knew them
+both would no longer recognise in these two melancholy persons our
+jovial host and hostess of former days.
+
+"Tell you what it is, Molly," began Jack, at length, "D----d if I don't
+think this house is haunted."
+
+"Why so, Jack?" enquired the dame, wearily.
+
+"Have you not noticed since Mr. Oldstone's death--nay, before--ever
+since our dear Helen left her home, that a curse seems to have fallen
+upon this house?" demanded Jack.
+
+"True, I feel an unaccountable depression of spirits, but still I
+thought it nothing but the weather," rejoined his spouse.
+
+"It's not that only," persisted her husband. "Fair or foul weather, it
+is just the same to me. See how our custom has fallen off."
+
+"Naturally; now that the members of the club have all departed," replied
+Molly. "It's lonely like, not seeing a human face all day long."
+
+"It's worse than that," continued Jack. "Haven't you felt--well, I don't
+know how to say it--as if--as if--some danger were hanging over our
+heads?"
+
+"Lor, Jack!" cried our hostess, "Who'ld ever have thought to hear _you_
+talk like that? Well, Jack, to tell you the truth--though I never liked
+to mention the matter before, for fear you should laugh at me--I confess
+I never _have_ felt quite myself since the night of that tragedy."
+
+"That's it. Depend upon it," said her husband. "The spot has become
+accursed. I lose my appetite and sleep; feel weak and nervous; start at
+the merest sound, while ever and anon I have the sensation as if
+someone were looking over my shoulder. If perchance I shut my eyes, I
+see before me all that took place upon that fearful night. I hear the
+stairs creak, and see that ruffian clasping our dear Helen in his arms.
+I hear her screams for help, whilst I seem to see myself lying drugged
+and helpless, incapable of running to her assistance."
+
+"Oh, Jack! and so have I," replied his spouse. "I too have dreamed that
+dream. It will not go from me. Each time I close my eyes---- Hark! What
+was that? A footstep, I'll be sworn."
+
+"Ay, ay," assented Jack; "I hear them oft, myself."
+
+It was now growing late, and our host went to fetch a jug of his own nut
+brown ale, and filled himself up a glass, which he drained at a draught,
+then filled himself up another.
+
+"You drink more than you used to, Jack," remarked the wife of his bosom.
+"I've seen you look very muddled of late. Don't let it grow upon you.
+Don't, now, there's a dear."
+
+But to his wife's tender injunctions he turned a deaf ear, and continued
+to fill up again and again, and yet again, until he was perfectly
+mellow.
+
+"Oh! Jack, Jack," cried Dame Hearty, despairingly, "I knew how it would
+be. Don't, don't; you'll break my heart."
+
+"What the ---- does it matter to you?" demanded her husband, "'s long 's
+I leave you alone (hic)."
+
+Here some altercation took place between the two which we will not
+record; as, in such moods, our landlord was rarely very choice in his
+language. It was with considerable difficulty that Dame Hearty succeeded
+at length in getting her worse half upstairs and to bed.
+
+We grieve to be obliged to record that on the following night there was
+a repetition of this painful scene, and the night after that, too. In
+spite of his poor wife's prayers and entreaties, he grew from bad to
+worse. Jack Hearty had become a confirmed drunkard. When in his cups his
+nature appeared completely changed. He who, up to the present, had
+enjoyed the reputation of being the kindest and most loving of husbands,
+the most genial of men, had now become morose, coarse, blasphemous,
+cantankerous, and cruel. His poor wife was in despair, and could do
+nothing but cry or go into hysterics.
+
+It was one stormy night, when our host of the "Headless Lady" had
+dragged himself upstairs more intoxicated than ever, that he let fall
+the candle, which immediately set fire to the bed curtains, and in an
+instant the room was in flames. Our host was so dazed as to be incapable
+of saving himself, and if it had not been for Dame Hearty's presence of
+mind, who managed to drag her husband downstairs in time, both might
+have perished in the flames.
+
+The position of the inn, as we know, was isolated. Before help could be
+procured the fine old hostel, that had stood for centuries, and whose
+walls had resounded so long with the mirth and laughter of our jovial
+members, was now a charred and shapeless ruin.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Well, Jack, I hope you're satisfied now," said his better-half, as the
+loving couple tucked themselves into a spare bed at the house of a
+neighbour, who had taken them in out of charity.
+
+Our host was now quite sober, having had to walk a mile at least through
+the bleak wind and driving snow, so he turned, in a humbled and penitent
+manner, towards his wife, crying, "Oh, Molly, Molly, how can you ever
+forgive me? Oh! what a fool I have been! If I had only listened to you
+at first. But, there--it's the drink--the cursed drink--that makes a
+beast of a man. I vow I will never touch a drop of drink again as long
+as I live."
+
+"Dear Jack, I believe you," replied his spouse. "Be your old self
+again," and with one loving kiss all past troubles were forgotten.
+
+"Ah! Molly, Molly, you're something like a wife. Never will I for the
+future give you any cause for complaint."
+
+And he kept his word. Jack Hearty was a reformed man.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+We now approach the end of our story. Our hero and heroine, after a
+prolonged honeymoon in the sunny south, which to Helen was like a dream
+of Paradise, found themselves reluctantly compelled to return to England
+in order to superintend certain matters of business connected with their
+country house and estate. Soon after their return, our married couple,
+wishing to give the old people an agreeable surprise, proposed paying
+them a visit in their carriage and pair, at their old home, the
+"Headless Lady." What was their surprise and dismay, on their arrival,
+to find, in lieu of the time honoured hostel, _a blackened ruin_!
+
+"Good Heavens!" cried husband and wife, simultaneously, "what can have
+become of the old people?" Tears started to the eyes of Helen at the
+thought of the scenes of her childhood and of the many happy hours she
+had spent within those old walls; but anxiety for the fate of her
+parents filled her soul. Enquiries having been made, Jack Hearty and his
+wife were tracked to the house of a neighbour in the village.
+
+"Father! Mother!" cried the grand lady, stepping out of her carriage;
+and, throwing all ceremony to the winds, she embraced them both with the
+fondest affection, while the liveried coachman and footman exchanged
+glances together.
+
+"Tell us how all this has happened," said our artist; "but first step
+into the carriage, and we will drive home. You must come and stay with
+us."
+
+Neither his father nor his mother-in-law possessed anything but what
+they stood upright in, and were not long in making up their minds, so
+stepping into the carriage, and waving an adieu to their hospitable
+neighbours, were soon borne out of sight.
+
+"Well, Jack," said our artist to his father-in-law, after he had
+listened to a detailed account of the latter's misadventure, as they
+were sitting together that evening in the cosy parlour of our hero's
+country house, the two ladies having retired to the drawing-room to
+enjoy their own private gossip, "of course I am sorry for your loss, and
+for the old inn itself, which I had calculated making a picture of some
+day; but really, under the circumstances, I look upon it as
+providential."
+
+"Providential!" exclaimed the _ci-devant_ landlord, in astonishment.
+"What! the destruction of the home of my fathers by fire, through my
+idiotic folly and besotted drunkenness, providential!"
+
+"Jack, my boy, you were but the instrument, and no responsible agent,"
+continued his son-in-law. "From what you tell me, the house was most
+undoubtedly haunted--the air vitiated and poisoned as by a pestilence,
+from having been the seat of deep crime. I know something of these
+phenomena, and I have always heard and read that there is no thorough or
+lasting purification in such cases save by _fire_. Take, for example,
+the Fire of London. That broke out, providentially, after the Plague, in
+order to purify the City. The burning of your inn was a necessity, as it
+had been rendered uninhabitable through being haunted, and you were
+chosen as the instrument."
+
+"Why! Good Heavens!" cried Jack Hearty, drawing his chair suddenly
+back, and looking straight into the face of his son-in-law, while a fat
+hand rested on each stout knee. "To think that that should never have
+occurred to me before! Why, of course, it must have been so. I see it
+all as plain as a pike-staff."
+
+"You were not yourself, Jack, on that occasion," pursued our artist.
+"You were _beside_ yourself, which means that your will, already
+unfeebled, was subjugated by some outside power--viz., the will of some
+disembodied spirit stronger than your own, who made use of you as his
+instrument."
+
+"It is quite true, sir," replied Jack, "I was _not_ myself at the time.
+Well, well--it is some consolation to think it _had_ to be done, and
+that there was no way out of it."
+
+Here the ladies re-entered the room, and the conversation took another
+turn.
+
+"Now, Jack," proposed McGuilp, before all present, "since matters have
+turned out thus, what do you say to becoming steward of my estate--my
+man of business--caretaker of my house when I am away, and live here
+with the missus to the end of your days?"
+
+"Oh, sir!" exclaimed Jack Hearty and his wife together, "you overwhelm
+us with kindness. How can we ever repay you our debt of gratitude?" and
+tears started to the eyes of the old couple.
+
+"Then so be it," said the now rich landowner.
+
+"Dear, _dear_, Van!" exclaimed his young wife, as she threw herself upon
+his neck and covered him with kisses. "You have made me _so_ happy."
+
+And so it was that the little family party jogged on from day to day as
+united as birds in a nest.
+
+Jack Hearty was a good man of business, and an honest, and the post
+suited him to a T. Dame Hearty's delight was naturally to cook and to
+wash, or in undertaking any of those rough duties that she had been
+accustomed to in her former life, but as these were not
+necessary--others having been engaged for that purpose, she was
+entrusted with the keys of the house, and became an excellent
+housekeeper, loved and respected by those under her.
+
+Had our artist entirely abandoned art now that he had succeeded to his
+uncle's fortune and estate? Far from it. First and foremost among the
+improvements that he made was the building of a spacious studio, which
+he fitted up in a manner worthy of his taste and his means. In this he
+executed his great picture, which created such a _furore_ on the
+following year at the Royal Academy, entitled, "Captured by the
+Brigands." The English captive in the composition was a faithful
+likeness of our artist himself, whilst the bronzed features of his
+captors, which were deeply impressed upon his memory were as like to the
+originals, our artist assures us, as if they had sat for them. The time
+is represented as towards evening. The light and shade powerful. The
+whole effect of the picture weird and unearthly. An offer had been made
+for it, but the would-be buyer was informed that it was not for sale. So
+it was hung up in the parlour of the artist's own country house,
+according to the wish of his loving wife, who liked constantly to be
+reminded of this weird episode in the life of the man she loved.
+
+Time wore on, and not a quarrel, not a difference of opinion even arose
+to mar the happiness of this loving pair, when one fine morning a great
+event transpired. The lady of this household presented her liege lord
+with a son and heir, a fine healthy boy, who was christened John, after
+his grandfather, and never called other than Jack by his parents.
+Despite her household duties, Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp always managed to
+find time to pursue her studies, while her natural intelligence and
+application were such that the progress she made under her husband's
+tuition, was simply marvellous. In a few years the McGuilps purchased a
+house in town in a fashionable quarter, and the "at homes" or
+"conversaziones," as they were called in those days, of Mrs. Vandyke
+McGuilp, were the talk of all the _elite_. Helen now felt herself called
+upon to enact the _role_ of a grand lady, and in this her natural
+dignity, intelligence, and sweetness of disposition, enabled her to
+succeed to perfection.
+
+Little more remains to be told. After a few seasons in town, and having
+run the usual curriculum of operas, balls, parties, concerts, visiting,
+and even presentation at court, the sameness and artificiality of such
+an existence palled upon these two artless and ingenuous lovers of
+nature, so the house in town was at length given up, and our artist
+retired into the country, where he gave up his time more thoroughly to
+the study of his art, working ever with increased ardour through the
+kind encouragement and sympathy of his loving wife.
+
+Nor was Mrs. Vandyke McGuilp forgetful of her old friends. She fondly
+cherished the memory of her dear Mr. Oldstone, her friend and adviser,
+and it grieved her that she had not been able to be near him and attend
+upon him during his last moments on earth. She had also made the
+acquaintance of Mr. Rustcoin, who frequently called upon them. Had even
+been to their "at homes" when they lived in London. This gentleman had
+become quite reconciled to the idea of his friend Vandyke McGuilp's
+marriage with the daughter of a country innkeeper, and agreed with his
+friend Oldstone that this was quite an exceptional case. He had even
+been heard to declare before a company of friends that the most charming
+woman he had ever met for intelligence, natural grace, sound sense, good
+heartedness, tact, and _savoir faire_, was the wife of his friend Mr.
+Vandyke McGuilp.
+
+A few years later, when it fell to Mr. Rustcoin's turn to pay the debt
+of nature, this gentleman recollecting how fondly the memory of his
+friend Oldstone was cherished by those two charming people, the
+McGuilps, having presented his large collection of antiquities to his
+native city of York, bequeathed to our friends both the bust and the oil
+picture of his brother antiquary, which latter, our readers will
+remember, was painted by the hand of our artist himself.
+
+Our friend Rustcoin has now long gone to his rest, and both bust and
+portrait of Mr. Oldstone adorn the country mansion of the McGuilps.
+Among other cherished relics of their friend is a bound and illustrated
+work conspicuously placed in their library, entitled: "Tales of the
+Wonder Club," by Dryasdust, out of which volume little Jack McGuilp
+often pesters his mother to read a story to him.
+
+
+
+
+CONCLUSION.
+
+
+In conclusion, let me beg the reader to accompany me in imagination to
+the site of the once far-famed old Elizabethan hostelry, "The Headless
+Lady" and what do we see? Alas! not even the old blackened ruin is there
+to mark the spot. All, _all_, has been swept away by the ruthless hand
+of modern civilisation.
+
+ "She cries, a thousand types are gone,
+ I care for nothing, all shall go."
+ TENNYSON.
+
+How is the whole face of the country changed! The stately elms and
+beeches, with the rooks' nests lodging in their branches, have been cut
+down to satisfy the greed of this utilitarian age. The land has been
+bought up in our time by a railway company, and crowded trains, with
+their screeching railway whistle, rush over the very site of this
+ancient hostelry, whose walls once resounded with the songs and applause
+of our friends of the "Wonder Club." Not even the picturesque old church
+of Littleborough has been spared. Being pronounced unsafe, it was pulled
+down, and on its site erected a modern Baptist chapel, in all that
+unsightly ugliness of style so cherished by dissenters. How strange that
+religious bodies should have such execrable taste. Telegraph lines cross
+and recross each other in every direction, and railway bridges, tunnels
+and aqueducts abound on all hands.
+
+[Illustration: THE QUAKER]
+
+The town of Muddleton-upon-Slush, once little more than a village, has
+swelled to the proportions of a prosperous factory town, with its smoky
+chimneys, its gasometers, its rows upon rows of jerry-built houses, its
+new town hall, its salvation army barracks, its police station, its
+chapels of every conceivable denomination, to say nothing of its
+numerous public-houses, young men's Christian association, its baths and
+wash-houses, its low theatre, where questionable pieces are represented
+by indifferent actors to pander to the modern taste. Then its placards
+and pictorial advertisements, who shall tell? But, enough. As for the
+old fashioned honest English rustic of the past, with his sturdiness of
+character and devout unquestioning faith in matters of religion, _his_
+genus is quite extinct; you may possibly stumble upon his fossil in a
+stratum of London blue clay. He has been superseded by quite a distinct
+species--the modern blackguard, with his blatant scepticism and
+blasphemous irreligion.
+
+It might have been some forty years ago since the author, who was
+travelling on a matter of urgent business on this line, was roused in
+the midst of a reverie by the guard calling out, "Muddleton-upon-Slush!
+Any passengers for Muddleton?" As this was my destination I descended,
+and was about to cross the railway bridge when I observed an aged and
+reverend looking individual, whose low crowned hat with its broad brim,
+and the severe cut of whose sad coloured clothes proclaimed him a member
+of the "Society of Friends," a genuine quaker of the true old fashioned
+stamp, long since extinct. He was in earnest discourse with the porter,
+and as I passed him I caught these words, uttered in tones deliberate
+and slow, as one who has the whole day before him, and sees no necessity
+for hurry, and which contrasted strangely with the bustle and confusion
+going on around him.
+
+"Prithee, friend, canst thou direct me to the ancient hostel of the
+'Headless Lady'?"
+
+"The _what_? The ''Eadless Lady.' No, sir. There ain't no public 'ouse
+about 'ere of that name," was the porter's curt reply. "But if it's a
+glass of _h_ale you want, sir, there's the '_H_angel and the _H_eagle,'
+the '_H_elephant and Castle,' and the----"
+
+"Doubtless, friend," interrupted the reverend individual, "there are
+enough and to spare of those abominations, those dens of iniquity that
+the lost sheep of the house of Israel denominate public houses; but
+know, friend, that it is not ale I seek, seeing that I am a follower of
+one Rechab, who, as doubtless thou wilt have read in Holy Writ, indulged
+neither in wine nor strong drink."
+
+The porter's face throughout this sententious speech was a study. His
+eyes and mouth gradually opened till they reached their utmost limit.
+Then suddenly recollecting that his manner might appear rude, he broke
+in with:
+
+"Well, sir, if you should prefer a good rump steak and a cup of tea, I
+could recommend----"
+
+"Verily, friend," again interrupted the quaker, "thou comprehendest me
+not, for neither doth my soul hanker after the fleshpots of Egypt, but
+having a taste for antiquarian lore, I would fain revisit that spot of
+historic interest once seen in my youth, but of which I have now no
+clear recollection, namely the hostel of the 'Headless Lady.'"
+
+"''Eadless Lady'! ''_Eadless Lady_'! Why, God bless my soul, sir, where
+_h_ever do you 'ail from? Why, now I come to think of it, I remember to
+have 'eerd my grandfather speak of it. Lor, sir, it's been burnt down
+this 'alf a century ago."
+
+"Burnt down!" exclaimed the antiquary, in extreme vexation.
+
+"Yessir," replied the porter, briskly, "burnt down by the landlord
+hisself, when in his cups, as I've heered say--down to the wery ground.
+There, sir, is the spot, where I'm p'inting. Yessir, that's where it
+stood. This here line runs right bang over the wery site of it."
+
+"Bless me!" cried the disappointed quaker in dismay, "and have I left my
+peaceful home, that I havn't stirred out of for years to hear this?
+Verily, all is vanity."
+
+Here he would have begun a homily on the evils of intemperance, had not
+the guard interrupted him with:
+
+"Yessir, I remember to have 'eerd my grandfather say, when I was a kid,
+on'y so high" (here he lowered the palm of his hand to within a couple
+of feet of the platform), "as 'ow the 'ouse was 'aunted by the ghost of
+a nun, as valked about vith 'er 'ead _h_under 'er _h_arm, but that's a
+long while ago, that is. No, sir, you may depend upon it, there _h_ain't
+no 'eadless ladies valking about now, sir. _Ve_ don't believe in 'em
+nowadays."
+
+With this, he took up a rasping iron bell, which he rang so vigorously
+that the peaceful quaker was fain to stop his ears and hurry from the
+spot as fast as his legs could carry him.
+
+"Poor old gent," muttered the porter, to himself, as he looked after
+him, "'e _h_ain't _h_up to date, no 'ow."
+
+
+FINIS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES:
+
+
+1. Passages in italics are surrounded by _underscores_.
+
+2. Images have been moved from the middle of a paragraph to the closest
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+3. Punctuation has been normalized.
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+4. Certain words in the text use an oe ligature in the original.
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+5. The following misprints have been corrected:
+ "importaut" corrected to "important" (page vii)
+ "Ron" corrected to "Rod" (page 405)
+ "litttle" corrected to "little" (page 441)
+ "Senor" corrected to "Senor" (page 453)
+ "vengance" corrected to "vengeance" (page 487)
+ "portege" corrected to "protege" (page 562)
+ "my" corrected to "may" (page 597)
+ "upon upon" corrected to "upon" (page 603)
+ "physican" corrected to "physician" (page 619)
+
+6. Other than the corrections listed above, printer's inconsistencies in
+spelling, hyphenation, and ligature usage have been retained.
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