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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The A.E.F., by Heywood Broun
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license
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+
+Title: The A.E.F.
+ With General Pershing and the American Forces
+
+Author: Heywood Broun
+
+Release Date: March 7, 2012 [EBook #39072]
+
+Language: English
+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE A.E.F. ***
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+Produced by Chuck Greif and the Online Distributed
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+
+
+THE A. E. F.
+
+
+
+
+THE A. E. F.
+
+WITH GENERAL PERSHING
+AND THE AMERICAN FORCES
+
+BY
+
+HEYWOOD BROUN
+
+[Illustration: colophon]
+
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY
+
+NEW YORK LONDON
+
+1918
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1918, BY
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY
+
+Printed in the United States of America
+
+TO
+
+RUTH HALE
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+CHAPTER PAGE
+
+I. THE BIG POND 1
+
+II. THE A. E. F. 11
+
+III. LAFAYETTE, NOUS VOILÀ 25
+
+IV. THE FRANCO-AMERICAN HONEYMOON 36
+
+V. WITHIN SOUND OF THE GUNS 56
+
+VI. SUNNY FRANCE 74
+
+VII. PERSHING 92
+
+VIII. MEN WITH MEDALS 102
+
+IX. LETTERS HOME 115
+
+X. MARINES 126
+
+XI. FIELD PIECES AND BIG GUNS 136
+
+XII. OUR AVIATORS AND A FEW OTHERS 147
+
+XIII. HOSPITALS AND ENGINEERS 164
+
+XIV. WE VISIT THE FRENCH ARMY 177
+
+XV. VERDUN 192
+
+XVI. WE VISIT THE BRITISH ARMY 200
+
+XVII. BACK FROM PRISON 221
+
+XVIII. FINISHING TOUCHES 227
+
+XIX. THE AMERICAN ARMY MARCHES TO THE TRENCHES 250
+
+XX. TRENCH LIFE 260
+
+XXI. THE VETERANS RETURN 281
+
+Some of the material in this book is reprinted through the courtesy of
+the _New York Tribune_.
+
+
+
+
+THE A. E. F.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+THE BIG POND
+
+
+"Voilà un sousmarin," said a sailor, as he stuck his head through the
+doorway of the smoking room. The man with aces and eights dropped, but
+the player across the table had three sevens, and he waited for a
+translation. It came from the little gun on the afterdeck. The gun said
+"Bang!" and in a few seconds it repeated "Bang!" I heard the second shot
+from my stateroom, but before I had adjusted my lifebelt the gun fired
+at the submarine once more.
+
+A cheer followed this shot. No Yale eleven, or even Harvard for that
+matter, ever heard such a cheer. It was as if the shout for the first
+touchdown and for the last one and for all the field goals and long
+gains had been thrown into one. There was something in the cheer, too,
+of a long drawn "ho-old 'em."
+
+I looked out the porthole and asked an ambulance man: "Did we get her
+then?"
+
+"No, but we almost did," he answered. "There she is," he added. "That's
+the periscope."
+
+Following the direction of his finger I found a stray beanpole thrust
+somewhat carelessly into the ocean. It came out of a wave top with a
+rakish tilt. Probably ours was the angle, for the steamer was cutting
+the ocean into jigsaw sections as we careened away for dear life, now
+with a zig and then with a zag, seeking safety in drunken flight. When I
+reached the deck, steamer and passengers seemed to be doing as well as
+could be expected, and even better.
+
+The periscope was falling astern, and the three hundred passengers,
+mostly ambulance drivers and Red Cross nurses, were lined along the
+rail, rooting. Some of the girls stood on top of the rail and others
+climbed up to the lifeboats, which were as good as a row of boxes. It
+was distinctly a home team crowd. Nobody cheered for the submarine. The
+only passenger who showed fright was a chap who rushed up and down the
+deck loudly shouting: "Don't get excited."
+
+"Give 'em hell," said a home town fan and shook his fist in the
+direction of the submarine. The gunner fired his fourth shot and this
+time he was far short in his calculation.
+
+"It's a question of whether we get her first or she gets us, isn't it?"
+asked an old lady in about the tone she would have used in asking a
+popular lecturer whether or not he thought Hamlet was really mad. Such
+neutrality was beyond me. I couldn't help expressing a fervent hope that
+the contest would be won by our steamer. It was the bulliest sort of a
+game, and a pleasant afternoon, too, but one passenger was no more than
+mildly interested. W. K. Vanderbilt did not put on a life preserver nor
+did he leave his deck chair. He sat up just a bit and watched the whole
+affair tolerantly. After all the submarine captain was a stranger to
+him.
+
+Our fifth and final shot was the best. It hit the periscope or
+thereabouts. The shell did not rebound and there was a patch of oil on
+the surface of the water. The beanpole disappeared. The captain left the
+bridge and went to the smoking room. He called for cognac.
+
+"Il est mort," said he, with a sweep of his right hand.
+
+"He says we sunk her," explained the man who spoke French.
+
+The captain said the submarine had fired one torpedo and had missed the
+steamer by about ninety feet. The U-boat captain must have taken his eye
+off the boat, or sliced or committed some technical blunder or other,
+for he missed an easy shot. Even German efficiency cannot eradicate the
+blessed amateur. May his thumbs never grow less!
+
+We looked at the chart and found that our ship was more than seven
+hundred miles from the nearest land. It seemed a lonely ocean.
+
+One man came through the crisis with complete triumph. As soon as the
+submarine was sighted, the smoking room steward locked the cigar chest
+and the wine closet. Not until then did he go below for his lifebelt.
+
+Reviewing my own emotions, I found that I had not been frightened quite
+as badly as I expected. The submarine didn't begin to scare me as much
+as the first act of "The Thirteenth Chair," but still I could hardly lay
+claim to calm, for I had not spoken one of the appropriate speeches
+which came to my mind after the attack. The only thing to which I could
+point with pride was the fact that before putting on my lifebelt I
+paused to open a box of candy, and went on deck to face destruction, or
+what not, with a caramel between my teeth. But before the hour was up I
+was sunk indeed.
+
+It was submarine this and sousmarin that in the smoking room. The
+U-boats lurked in every corner. One man had seen two and at the next
+table was a chap who had seen three. There was the fellow who had
+sighted the periscope first of all, the man who had seen the wake of the
+torpedo, and the littlest ambulance driver who had sighted the submarine
+through the bathroom window while immersed in the tub. He was the man
+who had started for the deck with nothing more about him than a lifebelt
+and had been turned back.
+
+"I wonder," said a passenger, "whether those submarines have wireless?
+Do you suppose now that boat could send messages on ahead and ask other
+U-boats to look after us?" And just then the gun on the forward deck
+went "Bang."
+
+It was the meanest and most inappropriate sound I ever heard. It was an
+anti-climax of the most vicious sort. It was bad form, bad art, bad
+everything. I felt a little sick, and one of the contributing emotions
+was a sort of fearfully poignant boredom. I tried to remember just what
+the law of averages was and to compute as rapidly as possible the
+chances of the vessel to complete two more days of travel if attacked by
+a submarine every hour.
+
+"The ocean is full of the damn things," said the man at the next table
+petulantly.
+
+This time the thing was a black object not more than fifty yards away.
+The captain signaled the gunner not to fire again and he let it be known
+that this was nothing but a barrel. Later it was rumored that it was a
+mine, but then there were all sorts of rumors during those last two days
+when we ran along with lifeboats swung out. There was much talk of a
+convoy, but none appeared.
+
+Many passengers slept on deck and some went to meals with their
+lifebelts on. Everybody jumped when a plate was dropped and there was
+always the possibility of starting a panic by slamming a door. And so we
+cheered when the steamer came to the mouth of the river which leads to
+Bordeaux. We cheered for France from friendship. We cheered from
+surprise and joy when the American flag went up to the top of a high
+mast and we cheered a little from sheer relief because we had left the
+sea and the U-boats behind us.
+
+They had been with us not a little from the beginning. Even on the first
+day out from New York the ship ran with all lights out and portholes
+shielded. Later passengers were forbidden to smoke on deck at night and
+once there was a lifeboat drill of a sort, but the boats were not swung
+out in the davits until after we met the submarine.
+
+Early in the voyage an old lady complained to the purser because a young
+man in the music room insisted on playing the Dead March from "Saul."
+There was more cheerful music. The ambulance drivers saw to that. We had
+an Amherst unit and one from Leland Stanford and the boys were nineteen
+or thereabouts. It is well enough to say that all the romance has gone
+out of modern war, but you can't convince a nineteen-year-older of that
+when he has his first khaki on his back and his first anti-typhoid
+inoculation in his arm. They boasted of these billion germs and they
+swaggered and played banjos and sang songs. Mostly they sang at night on
+the pitch black upper deck. The littlest ambulance driver had a nice
+tenor voice and on still nights he did not care what submarine commander
+knew that he "learned about women from her." He and his companions
+rocked the stars with "She knifed me one night." Daytimes they studied
+French from the ground up. It was the second day out that I heard a
+voice from just outside my porthole inquire "E-S-T--what's that and how
+do you say it?" Later on the littlest ambulance driver had made marked
+progress and was explaining "Mon oncle a une bonne fille, mais mon père
+est riche."
+
+Romance was not hard to find on the vessel. The slow waiter who limped
+had been wounded at the Marne, and the little fat stewardess had spent
+twenty-two days aboard the German raider _Eitel Friedrich_. There were
+French soldiers in the steerage and one of them had the Croix de Guerre
+with four palms. He had been wounded three times.
+
+But when the ship came up the river the littlest ambulance driver--the
+one who knew "est" and women--summed things up and decided that he was
+glad to be an American. He looked around the deck at the Red Cross
+nurses and others who had stood along the rail and cheered in the
+submarine fight, and he said:
+
+"I never would have thought it of 'em. It's kinda nice to know American
+women have got so much nerve."
+
+The littlest ambulance driver drew himself up to his full five feet four
+and brushed his new uniform once again.
+
+"Yes, sir," he said, "we men have certainly got to hand it to the girls
+on this boat." And as he went down the gangplank he was humming: "And I
+learned about women from her."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+THE A. E. F.
+
+
+The dawn was gray and so was the ship, but the eye picked her out of the
+mist because of two broad yellow stripes which ran the whole length of
+the upper decks. As the ship warped into the pier the stripes of yellow
+became so many layers of men in khaki, each motionless and each gazing
+toward the land.
+
+"Say," cried a voice across the diminishing strip of water, "what place
+is this anyhow?" The reply came back from newspapermen whose only
+companions on the pier were two French soldiers and a little group of
+German prisoners.
+
+"Well," said the voice from the ship, "this ought to be better than the
+Texas border."
+
+The American regulars had come to France.
+
+The two French soldiers looked at the men on the transport and cheered,
+flinging their caps in the air. The Germans just looked. They were
+engaged in moving rails and after lifting one they would pause and gaze
+into space for many minutes until the guards told them to get to work
+again. But now the guards were so interested that the Germans prolonged
+the rest interval and stared at the ship. News that ships were in was
+carried through the town and people came running to the pier. There were
+women and children and old men and a few soldiers.
+
+Nobody had known the Americans were coming. Even the mayor was surprised
+and had to run home to get his red sash and his high hat. Children on
+the way to school did not go further than the quay, for back of the
+ship, creeping into the slip, were other ships with troops and torpedo
+boat destroyers and a cruiser.
+
+Just before the gangplank was lowered the band on the first transport
+played "The Star Spangled Banner." The men on the ship stood at
+attention. The crowds on shore only watched. They did not know our
+national anthem yet. Next the band played "The Marseillaise," and the
+hats of the crowd came off. As the last note died away one of the
+Americans relaxed from attention and leaned over the rail toward a small
+group of newspapermen from America.
+
+"Do they allow enlisted men to drink in the saloons in this town?" he
+asked.
+
+Somebody else wanted to know, "Is there any place in town where a fellow
+can get a piece of pie?" A sailor was anxious to rent a bicycle or a
+horse and "ride somewhere." Later the universal question became, "Don't
+any of these people speak American?"
+
+The men were hustled off the ship and marched into the long street which
+runs parallel with the docks. They passed within a few feet of the
+Germans. There was less than the length of a bayonet between them but
+the doughboys did credit to their brief training. They kept their eyes
+straight ahead.
+
+"How do they look?" one of the newspapermen asked a German sergeant in
+the group of prisoners.
+
+"Oh, they look all right," he said professionally, "but you can't tell
+yet. I'd want to see them in action first."
+
+"They don't lift their knees high enough," he added and grinned at his
+little joke.
+
+A French soldier came up then and expostulated. He said that we must not
+talk to the Germans and set his prisoners back to their task of lifting
+rails. There were guards at both ends of the street, but scores of
+children slipped by them and began to talk to the soldiers. There were
+hardly half a dozen men in the first regiment who understood French.
+Veterans of the Mexican border tried a little bad Spanish and when that
+didn't work they fell back to signs. The French made an effort to meet
+the visitors half way. I saw a boy extend his reader to a soldier and
+explain that a fearfully homely picture which looked like a caterpillar
+was a "chenille." The boy added that the chenille was so ugly that it
+was without doubt German and no good. Children also pointed out familiar
+objects in the book such as "Chats" and "Chiens," but as one soldier
+said: "I don't care about those things, sonny: haven't you got a roast
+chicken or an apple pie in that book?"
+
+Some officers had tried to teach their men a little French on the trip
+across, but not much seemed to stick. The men were not over curious as
+to this strange language. One old sergeant went to his lieutenant and
+said: "You know, sir, I've served in China and the Philippines and Cuba.
+I've been up against this foreign language proposition before and I know
+just what I need. If you'll write down a few words for me and tell me
+how they're pronounced I won't have to bother you any more. I want 'Give
+me a plate of ham and eggs. How much? What's your name?' and 'Do you
+love me, kid?'"
+
+The vocabulary of the officers did not seem very much more extensive
+than that of the men. While the troops were disembarking officers were
+striving to get supplies started for the camp several miles outside the
+city. All the American motor trucks had been shipped on the slowest
+steamer of the convoy but the French came to our aid. "I have just one
+order," said the French officer, who met the first unit of the American
+Expeditionary Army, "there is no American and no French now. There is
+only ours."
+
+Although the officer was kind enough to make ownership of all available
+motor trucks common, he could not do as much for the language of the
+poilus who drove them. I found the American motor truck chief hopelessly
+entangled.
+
+"Have you enough gasoline to go to the camp and back?" he inquired of
+the driver of the first camion to be loaded. The Frenchman shrugged his
+shoulders to indicate that he did not comprehend. The officer smiled
+tolerantly and spoke with gentle firmness as if to a wayward child.
+"Have you enough gasoline?" he said. Again the Frenchman's shoulders
+went up. "Have you enough gasoline?" repeated the officer, only this
+time he spoke loudly and fiercely as if talking to his wife. Even yet
+the Frenchman did not understand. Inspiration came to the American
+officer. Suddenly he gesticulated with both hands and began to imitate
+George Beban as the French waiter in one of the old Weber and Fields
+shows. "'Ave you enough of ze gaz-o-leene?" he piped mincingly. Then an
+interpreter came.
+
+After several companies had disembarked the march to camp began, up the
+main street and along the fine shore road which skirts the bay. The band
+struck up "Stars and Stripes Forever" and away they went. They did not
+march well, these half green companies who had rolled about the seas so
+long, but they held the eyes of all and the hearts of some. They
+glorified even cheap tunes such as "If You Don't Like Your Uncle Sammy
+Go Back to Your Home Across the Sea," and Sousa seemed a very master of
+fire when the men paraded to his marches. These American units did not
+give the impression of compactness which one gets from Frenchmen on the
+march. The longer stride gives the doughboy an uneven gait. He looks
+like a man walking across a plowed field and yet you cannot miss a sense
+of power. You feel that he will get there even if his goal is the red
+sun itself at the back of the hills.
+
+There was no long drawn cheer from the people who lined the streets to
+see the Americans pass. Even crowds in Paris do not cheer like that.
+Instead individuals called out phrases of greeting and there was much
+handclapping. Although mixed in point of service the men ran to type as
+far as build went. They amazed the French by their height, although some
+of the organizations which followed the first division are better
+physically. Of course these American troops are actually taller than the
+French and in addition they are thin enough to accentuate their height.
+It was easy to pick out the youngsters, most of whom found their packs a
+little heavy. They would stand up straighter though when an old sergeant
+moved alongside and growled a word or two. It was easy to see that these
+sergeants were of the old army. They were all lank men, boiled red from
+within and without. They had put deserts and jungles under foot and no
+distance would seem impossible for them along the good roads of France.
+
+As ship after ship came in more troops marched to camp. The streets were
+filled with the clatter of the big boots of doughboys throughout the
+morning and well into the afternoon. There were American army mules,
+too, and although the natives had seen the animal before in French
+service, he attracted no end of attention. In his own particular army
+the mule seems more picturesque. He has never learned French. It seems
+to break his spirit, but he pranced and kicked and played the very devil
+under the stimulus of the loud endearments of the American mule drivers.
+
+The French were also interested in a company of American negroes
+specially recruited for stevedore service. The negroes had been
+outfitted with old cavalry overcoats of a period shortly after the Civil
+War. They were blue coats with gold buttons and the lining was a
+tasteful but hardly somber shade of crimson. Nor were the negroes
+without picturesque qualities even when they had shed their coats and
+gone to work. Their working shirts of white were inked all over with
+pious sentences calculated to last through the submarine zone, but piety
+was mixed. One big negro, for instance, had written upon his shirt:
+"The Lord is my shepherd," but underneath he had drawn a large starfish
+for luck. A few daring ones had ornamented themselves with skulls and
+crossbones. To the negroes fell the bitterest disappointment of the
+American landing in France. Two Savannah stevedores caught sight of a
+black soldier in the French uniform and rushed up to exchange greetings.
+The Senegalese shrugged his shoulders and turned away from the flood of
+English.
+
+"That," said one of the American darkies, "is the most ignorantest and
+stuck up nigger I ever did see." They were not yet ready to believe that
+the negro race had let itself in for the amazing complications of a
+foreign language.
+
+Later in the day the town was full of the eddies which occur when two
+languages meet head on, for almost all the soldiers and sailors received
+leave to come to town. They wanted beer and champagne and cognac,
+chocolate, cake, crackers, pears, apples, cherries, picture postcards,
+sardines, rings, cigarettes, and books of French and English phrases.
+The phrase books were usually an afterthought, so commerce was
+conducted with difficulty. A few of the shopkeepers equipped themselves
+with dictionaries and painstakingly worked out the proper reply for each
+customer. Signs were much more effective and when it came to purchase,
+the sailor or soldier simply held out a handful of American money and
+the storekeeper took a little. To the credit of the shopkeepers of the
+nameless port, let it be said that they seemed in every case to take no
+more than an approximation of the right amount. Fortunately the late
+unpleasantness at Babel was not absolutely thoroughgoing and there are
+words in French which offer no great difficulty to the American. The
+entente cordiale is furthered by words such as "chocolat," "sandwich,"
+"biere" and "bifstek." The difficulties of "vin" are not insurmountable
+either.
+
+"A funny people," was the comment of one doughboy, "when I ask for
+'sardines' I get 'em all right, but when I say 'cheese' or 'canned
+peaches' I don't get anything."
+
+Another complained, "I don't understand these people at all. They spell
+some of their words all right, but they haven't got the sense to say 'em
+that way." He could see no reason why "vin" should sound like "van."
+
+Another objection of the invading army was that the townsfolk demanded
+whole sentences of French. Mixtures seemed incomprehensible to them and
+the officer who kept crying out, "Madame, where are my oeufs?" got no
+satisfaction whatever.
+
+Late in the afternoon phrase books began to appear, but they did not
+help a great deal because by the time the right phrase had been found
+some fellow who used only sign language had slipped in ahead of the
+student. Then, too, some of the books seemed hardly adapted for present
+conditions. One officer was distinctly annoyed because the first
+sentence he found in a chapter headed war terms was, "Where is the grand
+stand?" But the book which seemed to fall furthest short of promise was
+a pamphlet entitled, "Just the French You Want to Know."
+
+"Look at this," said an indignant owner. "Le travail assure la santé et
+la bien-être, il élève et fortifie l'âme, il adoucit les souffrances,
+chasse l'ennui, et plaisir sans pareil, il est encore le sel des autres
+plaisirs. Go on with it. Look at what all that means--'Work assures
+health and well being, it elevates and fortifies the soul, drives away
+ennui, alleviates suffering, and, a pleasure without an equal, it is
+still the salt of all other pleasures'--what do you think of that? Just
+the French you want to know! I don't want to address the graduating
+class, I want to tell a barber to leave it long on top, but trim it
+pretty close around the edges."
+
+The happy purchaser of the book did not throw it away, however, until he
+turned to the chapter headed "At the Tailor's" and found that the first
+sentence set down in French meant, "The bodice is too tight in front,
+and it is uncomfortable under the arms. It is a little too low-necked,
+and the sleeves are not wide enough."
+
+Sundown sent most of the soldiers scurrying back to camp, but the port
+lacked no life that night, for sailors came ashore in increasing numbers
+and American officers were everywhere. The two hotels--the Grand and
+the Grand Hotel des Messageries, known to the army as the Grand and
+Miserable Hotel--were thronged. Generals and Admirals rushed about to
+conferences and in the middle of all the confusion a young second
+lieutenant sat at the piano in the parlor of the Grand and played
+Schumann's "Warum" over and over again as if his heart would break for
+homesickness. The sailors and a few soldiers who seemed to have business
+in the town had no trouble in making themselves at home.
+
+"Mademoiselle, donnez moi un baiser, s'il vous plait," said one of the
+apt pupils to the pretty barmaid at the Café du Centre.
+
+But she said: "Mais non."
+
+Crowds began to collect just off the main street. I hurried over to one
+group of sailors, convinced that something important was going on, since
+French soldiers and civilians stood about six deep. History was being
+made indeed. For the first time "craps" was being played on French
+soil.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+LAFAYETTE, NOUS VOILÀ
+
+
+The navy was the first to take Paris. While the doughboys were still at
+the port crowding themselves into camp, lucky sailors were on their way
+to let the French capital see the American uniform. I came up on the
+night train with a crowd of them. Their pockets bulged with money, tins
+of salmon, ham and truffled chicken. They had chocolate in their hats
+and boxes of fancy crackers under their arms, while cigars and
+cigarettes poked out of their blouses. They would have nothing to do
+with French tobacco, but favored a popular American brand which sells
+for a quarter in New York and twice as much over here. One almost
+expected each sailor to produce a roast turkey or a pheasant from up his
+sleeve at meal time, but it was pretty much all meal time for these men
+who were making their shore leave an intensive affair. One was a very
+new sailor and he was rejoicing to find land under his feet again.
+
+"Oh, boy!" he said, when I asked him about his ship, "that old tub had
+two more movements than a hula dancer."
+
+The little group in my compartment was sampling some champagne which
+hospitable folk at the port had given them. It was not real champagne,
+to be sure, but a cheaper white wine with twice as many bubbles and at
+least as much noise. It sufficed very well, since it was ostentation
+rather than thirst which spurred the sailors on and they spread their
+hospitality throughout the train. A few French soldiers headed back for
+the trenches were the traveling companions of the Americans. The poilus
+were decidedly friendly but somewhat amazed at the big men who made so
+much noise with their jokes and their songs. Of course the French were
+called upon to sample the various tinned and bottled goods which the
+sailors were carrying. It was "have a swig of this, Froggy" or "get
+yourself around that, Frenchy." The Americans were still just a bit
+condescending to their brothers in arms. They had not yet seen them in
+action. Of course there was much comparison of equipment and the sailors
+all tried on the trench helmets of the French and found them too small.
+The entente grew and presently there was an allied concert. The sailors
+sang, "What a Wonderful Mother You'd Make," and the French replied with
+the Verdun song, "Ils Ne Passeront Pas," and later with "Madelon."
+
+I heard that song many times afterwards and it always brings to mind a
+picture of dusty French soldiers marching with their short, quick, eager
+stride. They are always dusty. All summer long they wear big overcoats
+which come below the knee. Dust settles and multiplies and if you see a
+French regiment marching in the spring rainy season, it will still be
+dusty. Perhaps their souls are a little dusty now, but it is French
+dust. And as they march they sing as the men sang to the newly arrived
+Americans in the train that night:
+
+ For all the soldiers, on their holidays,
+ There is a place, just tucked in by the woods,
+ A house with ivy growing on the walls--
+ A cabaret--"Aux Toulourous"--the goods!
+ The girl who serves is young and sweet as love,
+ She's light as any butterfly in Spring,
+ Her eyes have got a sparkle like her wine.
+ We call her Madelon--it's got a swing!
+ The soldiers' girl! She leads us all a dance!
+ She's only Madelon, but she's Romance!
+
+ When Madelon comes out to serve us drinks,
+ We always know she's coming by her song!
+ And every man, he tells his little tale,
+ And Madelon, she listens all day long.
+ Our Madelon is never too severe--
+ A kiss or two is nothing much to her--
+ She laughs us up to love and life and God--
+ Madelon! Madelon! Madelon!
+
+ We all have girls for keeps that wait at home
+ Who'll marry us when fighting time is done;
+ But they are far away--too far to tell
+ What happens in these days of cut-and-run.
+ We sigh away such days as best we can,
+ And pray for time to bring us nearer home,
+ But tales like ours won't wait till then to tell--
+ We have to run and boast to Madelon.
+ We steal a kiss--she takes it all in play;
+ We dream she is that other--far away.
+ A corp'ral with a feather in his cap
+ Went courting Madelon one summer's day,
+ And, mad with love, he swore she was superb,
+ And he would wed her any day she'd say.
+ But Madelon was not for any such--
+ She danced away and laughed: "My stars above!
+ Why, how could I consent to marry you,
+ When I have my whole regiment to love?
+ I could not choose just one and leave the rest.
+ I am the soldiers' girl--I like that best!"
+
+ When Madelon comes out to serve us drinks,
+ We always know she's coming by her song!
+ And every man, he tells his little tale,
+ And Madelon, she listens all day long.
+ Our Madelon is never too severe--
+ A kiss or two is nothing much to her--
+ She laughs us up to love and life and God--
+ Madelon! Madelon! Madelon!
+
+When the train came into Paris early the next morning the sailors were
+singing the chorus with the poilus. They parted company at the quai
+d'Orsay. The soldiers went to the front; the sailors turned to Paris. It
+was a Paris such as no one had ever seen before. The "bannière etoilée"
+was everywhere. We call it the Stars and Stripes. Little flags were
+stuck rakishly behind the ears of disreputable Parisian cab horses;
+bigger flags were in the windows of the shops and on top of buildings,
+but the biggest American flag of all hung on the Strassburg monument
+which shed its mourning when the war began.
+
+Two days later all the flags were fluttering, for on the morning of the
+third of July the doughboys came to Paris. It made no difference that
+they were only a battalion. When the French saw them they thought of
+armies and of new armies, for these were the first soldiers in many
+months who smiled as they marched. The train was late, but the crowd
+waited outside the Gare d'Austerlitz for more than two hours. French Red
+Cross nurses were waiting at the station, and the doughboys had their
+first experience with French rations, for they began the long day with
+"petit déjeuner." Men brought up on ham and eggs and flapjacks and
+oatmeal and even breakfast pie, found war bread and coffee a scant
+repast, but the ration proved more popular than was expected when it was
+found that the coffee was charged with cognac. It was a stronger
+stimulant, though, which sent the men up on the tips of their toes as
+they swung down the street covering thirty-two inches with each stride.
+For the first time they heard the roar of a crowd. It was not the steady
+roar such as comes from American throats. It was split up into "Vive les
+Etats Unis!" and "Vive l'Amérique!" with an occasional "Vive le
+President Wilson!" This appearance was only a dress rehearsal and the
+troops were hurried through little frequented streets to a barracks to
+await the morning of the Fourth.
+
+Paris began the great day by waking Pershing with music. The band of the
+republican guard was at the gate of his house a little after eight
+o'clock. The rest of Paris seemed to have had no trouble in arousing
+itself without music, for already several hundred thousand persons were
+crowded about the General's hotel. First there were trumpets; then
+brasses blared and drums rumbled. The General proved himself a light
+sleeper and a quick dresser. Before the last note of the fanfare died
+away he was at the window and bowing to the crowd. This time there was a
+solid roar, for everybody shouted "Vive Pershing." The band cut through
+the din. There were a few strange variations and uncertainties in the
+tune, but it was unmistakably "The Star Spangled Banner." Only a handful
+in the crowd knew the American National anthem, but they shouted
+"Chapeau, chapeau" so hard that everybody took up the cry and took off
+his hat. There was a fine indefinite noisy roar which would have done
+credit to a double header crowd at the Polo Grounds when Pershing left
+his hotel for the "Invalides," where the march of the Americans was to
+begin. It was pleasant to observe at that moment that our commander has
+as straight a back as any man in the allied armies can boast.
+
+At least four hundred thousand people were crowded around the
+"Invalides." They had plenty of chance to shout. They were able to keep
+their enthusiasm within bounds when first Poincaré appeared and then
+Painlevé. The next celebrity was Papa Joffre and hats went into the air.
+There was an interval of waiting then and a bit of a riot. An old man
+who found the elbows of his neighbors disagreeable, exclaimed: "Oh, let
+me have peace!" Somebody who heard the word "peace" shouted: "He's a
+pacifist," and people near at hand began to hit at him. He was saved by
+the coming of the American soldiers. "Vive les Teddies," shouted the
+crowd and forgot the old man.
+
+The crowd made way for the Americans as they marched toward the
+"Invalides" and into the court yard where the trophies won from the
+Germans are displayed. "You will bring more from the Boche," shouted a
+Frenchman. French and American flags floated above the guns and
+aeroplanes and minenwerfers. During the short ceremony the American
+soldiers looked about curiously at the trophies and up at the dome above
+the tomb of Napoleon. Many knew him by reputation and some had heard
+that he was buried there.
+
+After a short ceremony the Americans marched out of the "Invalides" and
+toward the Picpus cemetery. The crowds had increased. It was hard
+marching now. French children ran in between the legs of the soldiers.
+French soldiers and civilians crowded in upon them. It was impossible to
+keep ranks. Now the men in khaki were just a little brown stream
+twisting and turning in an effort to get onward. People threw roses at
+the soldiers and they stuffed them into their hats and in the gun
+barrels. It was reported from several sources that one or two soldiers
+who were forced out of ranks were kissed, but no one would admit it
+afterwards. The youngsters in the ranks tried their best to keep a
+military countenance. They endeavored to achieve an expression which
+should be polite but firm, an air of having been through the same
+experience many times before. Only one or two old sergeants succeeded.
+The rest blushed under the cheers and entangling interest of the crowd
+and they could not keep the grins away when people shouted "Vive les
+Teddies" or threw roses at them. On that morning it was great to be
+young and a doughboy.
+
+On and on they went past high walls and gardens to the edge of the city
+to a cemetery. There were speeches here and they were mostly French.
+Ribot spoke and Painlevé and Pershing. His was English and he said: "I
+hope, and I would like to say it that here on the soil of France and in
+the school of the French heroes, our American soldiers may learn to
+battle and to vanquish for the liberty of the world."
+
+But the speech which left the deepest impression was the shortest of
+all. Colonel Stanton stood before the tomb of Lafayette and made a
+quick, sharp gesture which was broad enough to include the youngsters
+from Alabama and Texas and Massachusetts and Ohio and the rest.
+"Lafayette, we're here!" he said.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+THE FRANCO-AMERICAN HONEYMOON
+
+
+The day after the Americans marched in Paris one of the French
+newspapers referred to the doughboys as "Roman Cæsars clad in khaki."
+The city set itself to liking the soldiers and everything American and
+succeeded admirably. Even the taxicab drivers refrained from
+overcharging Americans very much. School children studied the history of
+America and "The Star Spangled Banner." There were pictures of President
+Wilson and General Pershing in many shops and some had framed
+translations of the President's message to Congress. In fact, so eager
+were the French to take America to their hearts that they even made
+desperate efforts to acquire a working knowledge of baseball.
+_Excelsior_, an illustrated French daily, carried an action picture
+taken during a game played between American ambulance drivers just
+outside of Paris. The picture was entitled: "A player goes to catch the
+ball, which has been missed by the catcher," and underneath ran the
+following explanation: "We have given in our number of yesterday the
+rules of baseball, the American national game, of which a game, which is
+perhaps the first ever played in France, took place yesterday at
+Colombes between the soldiers of the American ambulances. Here is an
+aspect of the game. The pitcher, or thrower of balls, whom one sees in
+the distance, has sent the ball. The catcher, or 'attrapeur,' who should
+restrike the ball with his wooden club, has missed it, and a player
+placed behind him has seized it in its flight."
+
+The next day _L'Intransigeant_ undertook the even more hazardous task of
+explaining American baseball slang. During the parade on the Fourth of
+July some Americans had greeted the doughboys with shouts of "ataboy." A
+French journalist heard and was puzzled. He returned to his office and
+looked in English dictionaries and various works of reference without
+enlightenment. Several English friends were unable to help him and an
+American who had lived in Paris for thirty years was equally at sea. But
+the reporter worked it out all by himself and the next day he wrote:
+"Parisians have been puzzled by the phrase 'ataboy' which Americans are
+prone to employ in moments of stress or emotion. The phrase is
+undoubtedly a contraction of 'at her boy' and may be closely
+approximated by 'au travail, garçon.'" The writer followed with a brief
+history of the friendly relations of France and America and paid a
+glowing tribute to the memory of Lafayette.
+
+The name for the American soldiers gave the French press and public no
+end of trouble. They began enthusiastically enough by calling them the
+"Teddies," but General Pershing, when interviewed one day, said that he
+did not think this name quite fitting as it had "no national
+significance." The French then followed the suggestion of one of the
+American correspondents and began to call the soldiers "Sammies," or as
+the French pronounce it, "Sammees." Although this name received much
+attention in French and American newspapers it has never caught the
+fancy of the soldiers in the American Expeditionary Army. Officers and
+men cordially despise it and no soldier ever refers to himself or a
+comrade as a "Sammy." American officers have not been unmindful of the
+usefulness of a name for our soldiers. Major General Sibert, who
+commanded the first division when it arrived in France, posted a notice
+at headquarters which read: "The English soldier is called Tommy. The
+French soldier is called poilu. The Commanding General would like
+suggestions for a name for the American soldier." At the end of the week
+the following names had been written in answer to the General's request:
+"Yank, Yankee, Johnnie, Johnny Yank, Broncho, Nephew, Gringo, Liberty
+Boy, Doughboy."
+
+Now Doughboy is a name which the soldiers use, but strictly speaking, it
+refers only to an infantryman. The origin of the name is shrouded in
+mystery. One officer, probably an infantryman, has written, that the
+infantrymen are called doughboys because they are the flower of the
+army. Another story has it that during some maneuvers in Texas an
+artilleryman, comfortably perched on a gun, saw a soldier hiking by in
+the thick sticky Texas mud. The mud was up to the shoetops of the
+infantryman and the upper part which had dried looked almost white.
+"Say," shouted the artilleryman, "what've you been doing? Walking in
+dough?" And so the men who march have been doughboys ever since.
+
+Paris did not let the lack of a name come between her and the soldiers.
+The theaters gave the Americans almost as much recognition as the press.
+No musical show was complete without an American finale and each
+soubrette learned a little English, "I give you kees," or something like
+that, to please the doughboys. The vaudeville shows, such as those
+provided at the Olympia or the Alhambra, gave an even greater proportion
+of English speech. The Alhambra was filled with Tommies and doughboys on
+the night I went. Now and again the comedians had lapses of language and
+the Americans were forced to let jokes go zipping by without response.
+It was a pity, too, for they were good jokes even if French. Presently,
+however, a fat comedian fell off a ladder and laughter became general
+and international. The show was more richly endowed with actresses than
+actors. The management was careful to state that all the male performers
+had fulfilled their military obligations. Thus, under the picture of
+Maurice Chevalier, a clever comedian and dancer, one read that Mons.
+Chevalier was wounded at the battle of Cutry, when a bullet passed
+between his lungs. The story added that he was captured by the Germans
+and held prisoner for twenty-six months before he escaped. It did not
+seem surprising therefore that Chevalier should be the gayest of funny
+men. Twenty-six months of imprisonment would work wonders with ever so
+many comedians back home.
+
+And yet we Americans missed the old patter until there came a breath
+from across the sea. A low comedian came out and said to his partner in
+perfectly good English: "Well, didja like the show?" His partner said he
+didn't like the show. "Well, didja notice the trained seals?" persisted
+the low comedian and the lower comedian answered: "No, the wind was
+against 'em." Laughter long delayed overcame us then, but it was mingled
+with tears. We felt that we were home again. The French are a wonderful
+people and all that, of course, but they're so darn far away.
+
+Later there was a man who imitated Eddie Foy imperfectly and a bad
+bicycle act in which the performers called the orchestra leader
+"Professor" and shouted "Ready" to each other just before missing each
+trick. This bucked the Americans up so much that a lapse into French
+with Suzanne Valroger "dans son repertoire" failed to annoy anybody very
+much. The doughboys didn't care whether she came back with her
+repertoire or on it. Some Japanese acrobats and a Swedish contortionist
+completed the performance. There are two such international music halls
+in Paris as well as a musical comedy of a sort called "The Good Luck
+Girl." The feature of this performance is an act in which a young lady
+swings over the audience and invites the soldiers to capture the shoe
+dangling from her right foot. The shoe is supposed to be very lucky and
+soldiers try hard to get it, standing up in their seats and snatching as
+the girl swings by. An American sergeant was the winner the night I went
+to the show, for he climbed upon a comrade's shoulder and had the
+slipper off before the girl had time to swing out very far. Later, when
+he went to the trenches, the sergeant took the shoe with him and he says
+that up to date he has no reason to doubt the value of the charm.
+
+The most elaborate spectacle inspired by the coming of the Americans was
+at the Folies Bergères which sent its chorus out for the final number
+all spangled with stars. The leader of the chorus was an enormous woman,
+at least six feet tall, who carried an immense American flag. She almost
+took the head off a Canadian one night as he dozed in a stage box and
+failed to notice the violent manner in which the big flag was being
+swung. He awoke just in time to dodge and then he shook an accusing
+finger at the Amazon. "Why aren't you in khaki?" he said.
+
+Restaurants as well as theaters were liberally sprinkled with men in the
+American uniform. The enlisted men ate for the most part in French
+barracks and seemed to fare well enough, although one doughboy, after
+being served with spinach as a separate course, complained: "I do wish
+they'd get all the stuff on the table at once like we do in the army. I
+don't want to be surprised, I want to be fed." A young first lieutenant
+was scornful of French claims to master cookery. "Why, they don't know
+how to fry eggs," he said. "I've asked for fried eggs again and again
+and do you know what they do? They put 'em in a little dish and bake
+'em."
+
+Yet, barring this curious and barbarous custom in the cooking of eggs,
+the French chefs were able to charm the palates of Americans even in a
+year which bristled with food restrictions. There were two meatless days
+a week, sugar was issued in rations of a pound a month per person and
+bread was gray and gritty. The French were always able to get around
+these handicaps. The food director, for instance, called the ice cream
+makers together and ordered them to cease making their product in order
+to save sugar.
+
+"We have been using a substitute for sugar for seven months," replied
+the merchants.
+
+"Well, then," said the food director, "it will save eggs."
+
+"We have hit upon a method which makes eggs unnecessary," replied the
+ice cream makers.
+
+"At any rate," persisted the food director, "my order will save
+unnecessary consumption of milk."
+
+"We use a substitute for that, too," the confectioners answered, and
+they were allowed to go on with their trade.
+
+The cooks are even more ingenious than the confectioners. As long as
+they have the materials with which to compound sauces, meat makes little
+difference. War bread might be terrapin itself after a French chef has
+softened and sabled it with thick black dressing. Americans found that
+the French took food much more seriously than we do in America. Patrons
+always reviewed the _carte du jour_ carefully before making a selection.
+It was not enough to get something which would do. The meal would fall
+something short of success if the diner did not succeed in getting what
+he wanted most. No waiter ever hurried a soldier who was engaged in the
+task of composing a dinner. He might be a man who was going back to the
+trenches the next day and in such a case this last good meal would not
+be a matter to be entered upon lightly. After all, if it is a last
+dinner a man wants to consider carefully, whether he shall order
+_contrefilet à la Bourguignon_ or _poulet roti à l'Espagnol_.
+
+Whatever may be his demeanor while engaged in the business of making war
+or ordering a meal, the Frenchman makes his permission a real vacation.
+He talks a good deal of shop. The man at the next table is telling of a
+German air raid, only, naturally, he calls them Boches. A prison camp,
+he explains, was brilliantly illuminated so that the Boche prisoners
+might not escape under the cover of darkness. One night the enemy
+aviators came over that way and mistook the prison camp for a railroad
+station. They dropped a number of bombs and killed ten of their
+comrades. Everybody at the soldier's table regarded this as a good joke,
+more particularly as the narrator vivified the incident by rolling his
+war bread into pellets and bombarding the table by way of illustration,
+accompanied by loud cries of "Plop! Plop!"
+
+Practically every man on permission in Paris is making love to someone
+and usually in an open carriage or at the center table of a large
+restaurant. Nobody even turns around to look if a soldier walks along a
+street with his arm about a girl's waist. American officers, however,
+frowned on such exhibitions of demonstrativeness by doughboys and in one
+provincial town a colonel issued an order: "American soldiers will not
+place their arms around the waists of young ladies while walking in any
+of the principal thoroughfares of this town."
+
+Still it was not possible to regulate romance entirely out of existence.
+"There was a girl used to pass my car every morning," said a sergeant
+chauffeur, "and she was so good looking that I got a man to teach me
+_'bon jour,'_ and I used to smile at her and say that when she went by
+and she'd say _'bon jour'_ and smile back. One morning I got an apple
+and I handed it to her and said '_pour vous_' like I'd been taught. She
+took it and came right back with, 'Oh, I'm ever so much obliged,' and
+there like a chump I'd been holding myself down to '_bon jour_' for two
+weeks."
+
+There could be no question of the devotion of Paris to the American
+army. Indeed, so rampant was affection that it was occasionally
+embarrassing. One officer slipped in alighting from the elevator of his
+hotel and sprained his ankle rather badly. He was hobbling down one of
+the boulevards that afternoon with the aid of a cane when a large
+automobile dashed up to the curb and an elderly French lady who was the
+sole occupant beckoned to him and cried: "_Premier blessé_." The officer
+hesitated and a man who was passing stepped up and said: "May I
+interpret for you?" The officer said he would be much obliged. The
+volunteer interpreter talked to the old lady for a moment and then he
+turned and explained: "Madame is desirous of taking you in her car
+wherever you want to go, because she says she is anxious to do something
+for the first American soldier wounded on the soil of France."
+
+The devotion of Paris was so obvious that it palled on one or two who
+grew fickle. I saw a doughboy sitting in front of the Café de la Paix
+one bright afternoon. He was drinking champagne of a sort and smoking a
+large cigar. The sun shone on one of the liveliest streets of a still
+gay Paris. It was a street made brave with bright uniforms. Brighter
+eyes of obvious non-combatants gazed at him with admiration. I was
+sitting at the next table and I leaned over and asked: "How do you like
+Paris?"
+
+He let the smoke roll lazily out of his mouth and shook his head. "I
+wish I was back in El Paso," he said.
+
+I found another soldier who was longing for Terre Haute. Him I came upon
+in the lounging room of a music hall called the Olympia. Two palpably
+pink ladies sat at the bar drinking cognac. From his table a few feet
+away the American soldier looked at them with high disfavor. Surprise,
+horror and indignation swept across his face in three waves as the one
+called Julie began to puff a cigarette after giving a light to Margot.
+He looked away at last when he could stand no more, and recognizing me
+as a fellow countryman, he began his protest.
+
+"I don't like this Paris," he said. "I'm in the medical corps," he
+continued. "My home's in Terre Haute. In Indiana, you know. I worked in
+a drug store there before I joined the army. I had charge of the biggest
+soda fountain in town. We used to have as many as three men working
+there in summer sometimes. Right at a good business corner, you know. I
+suppose we had almost as many men customers as ladies."
+
+"Why don't you like Paris?" I interrupted.
+
+"Well, it's like this," he answered. "Nobody can say I'm narrow. I
+believe in people having a good time, but----" and he leaned nearer
+confidentially, "I don't like this Bohemia. I'd heard about it, of
+course, but I didn't know it was so bad. You see that girl there, the
+one in the blue dress smoking a cigarette, sitting right up to the bar.
+Well, you may believe it or not, but when I first sat down she came
+right over here and said, 'Hello, American. You nice boy. I nice girl.
+You buy me a drink.' I never saw her before in my life, you understand,
+and I didn't even look at her till she spoke to me. I told her to go
+away or I'd call a policeman and have her arrested. I've been in Paris a
+week now, but I don't think I'll ever get used to this Bohemia business.
+It's too effusive, that's what I call it. I'd just like to see them try
+to get away with some of that business in Terre Haute."
+
+Some of the visiting soldiers took more kindly to Paris as witness the
+plaint of a middle-aged Franco-American in the employ of the Y. M. C.
+A.:
+
+"I'm a guide for the Young Men's Christian Association here in Paris,"
+he said, "but I'm a little bit afraid I'm going to lose my job. They
+make up parties of soldiers at the Y. M. C. A. headquarters every day
+and turn them over to me to show around the city. Well, Monday I started
+out with twelve and came back with five and today I finished up with
+three out of eight. I can't help it. I've got no authority over them,
+and if they want to leave the party, what can I do? But it makes trouble
+for me at headquarters. Now, today, for instance, I took them first of
+all to the Place Vendome. There were seven infantrymen and an
+artilleryman. They seemed to be interested in the column when I told
+them that it was made out of cannon captured by Napoleon. They wanted to
+know how many cannon it took and what caliber they were and all that.
+Everything went all right until we started for the Madeleine. We passed
+a café on the way and one of the soldiers asked: 'What's this "vin" I
+see around on shops?' I told him that it was the French word for wine
+and that it was pronounced almost like our word 'van' only a little bit
+more nasal. They all looked at the sign then, and another soldier said:
+'I suppose that "bières" there is "beers," isn't it?'
+
+"I told him that it was and another guessed that 'brune ou blonde' must
+mean 'dark or light.' When I said that it did, he wanted to know if he
+couldn't stop and have one. I told him that I couldn't wait for him, as
+the whole trip was on a schedule and we had to be at the Madeleine at
+three o'clock. 'Well,' he said, 'I guess it'll be there tomorrow,' and
+he went into the café. Another soldier said: 'Save a "blonde" for me,'
+and followed him, and that was two gone.
+
+"After I had showed the rest the Madeleine I told them that I was going
+to take them to St. Augustin. The artilleryman wanted to know if that
+was another church. I said it was and he said he guessed he'd had enough
+for a day. I tried to interest him in the paintings in the chapel by
+Bouguereau and Brisset, but he said he wasn't used to walking so much
+anyway. He was no doughboy, he said, and he left us. We lost another
+fellow at Maxim's and the fifth one disappeared in broad daylight on the
+Boulevard Malesherbes. He can count up to twenty in French and he knows
+how to say: 'Oú est l'hotel St. Anne?' which is army headquarters, so I
+guess he's all right, but I haven't an idea in the world what became of
+him."
+
+The high tide in the American conquest of Paris came one afternoon in
+July. I got out of a taxicab in front of the American headquarters in
+the Rue Constantine and found that a big crowd had gathered in the
+Esplanade des Invalides. Now and again the crowd would give ground to
+make room for an American soldier running at top speed. One of them
+stood almost at the entrance of the courtyard of "Invalides." His back
+was turned toward the tomb of Napoleon and he was knocking out flies in
+the direction of the Seine. Unfortunately it was a bit far to the river
+and no baseball has yet been knocked into that stream. It was a new
+experience for Napoleon though. He has heard rifles and machine guns and
+other loud reports in the streets of Paris, but for the first time there
+came to his ears the loud sharp crack of a bat swung against a baseball.
+Since he could not see from out the tomb the noise may have worried the
+emperor. Perhaps he thought it was the British winning new battles on
+other cricket fields. But again he might not worry about that now. He
+might hop up on one toe as a French caricaturist pictured him and cry:
+"Vive l'Angleterre."
+
+One of the men in the crowd which watched the batting practice was a
+French soldier headed back for the front. At any rate he had his steel
+helmet on and his equipment was on his back. His stripes showed that he
+had been in the war three years and he had the croix de guerre with two
+palms and the medaille militaire. His interest in the game grew so high
+at last that he put down his pack and his helmet and joined the
+outfielders. The second or third ball hit came in his direction. He ran
+about in a short circle under the descending ball and at the last moment
+he thrust both hands in front of his face. The ball came between them
+and hit him in the nose, knocking him down.
+
+His nose was a little bloody, but he was up in an instant grinning. He
+left the field to pick up his trench hat and his equipment. The
+Americans shouted to him to come back. He understood the drift of their
+invitation, but he shook his head. "C'est dangéreux," he said, and
+started for the station to catch his train for the front.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+WITHIN SOUND OF THE GUNS
+
+
+The men had traveled to Paris in passenger coaches, but when it came
+time to move the first division to its training area in the Vosges our
+soldiers rode like all the other allied armies in the famous cars upon
+which are painted "Hommes 36; chevaux en long, 8." And, of course,
+anybody who knows French understands the caption to mean that the horses
+must be put in lengthwise and not folded. No restrictions are mentioned
+as to the method of packing the "hommes."
+
+The journey lay through gorgeous rolling country which was all a sparkle
+at this season of the year. Presently the vineyards were left behind and
+the hills became higher. Now and again there were fringes of pine trees.
+At one point it was possible to see a French captive balloon floating
+just beyond the hilltops, but we could not hear the guns yet. French
+soldiers in troop trains and camps near the track cheered the Americans
+and even a few of the Germans inside a big stockade waved at the men who
+were moving forward to study war. The trains stopped at a little town
+which lay at the foot of a hill. It was a mean little town, but on the
+hill was the fine old tower of a castle which had once dominated the
+surrounding country.
+
+From this town, which was chosen as divisional headquarters, regiments
+were sent northeast and northwest into tiny villages which were no more
+than a single line of houses along the roadway. A few one-story wooden
+barracks had been built for the Americans, but ninety per cent. of the
+men went into billets. They were quartered in the lofts of barns of the
+better sort. The billeting officers would not consider sheds where
+cattle had been kept. Few troops had been quartered in this part of the
+country previously and so the barns were moderately clean.
+
+The effort to make cleanliness and sanitation something more than
+relative terms was the first thing which really threatened
+Franco-American amity. The decision of American officers that all manure
+piles must be removed from in front of dwelling houses met a startled
+and universal protest. Elderly Frenchwomen explained with great feeling
+that the manure piles had been there as long as they could remember and
+that no one had ever come to any harm from them. The American officers
+insisted, and at last a grudging consent was forced. I saw one old lady
+almost on the point of tears as she watched the invaders demolish her
+manure pile. At last she could stand no more. "They make a lot of dust,"
+she said critically, and went into the house.
+
+A few days after the Americans arrived in camp came their instructors. A
+crack division of Alpine Chasseurs was chosen to teach the Americans.
+Nobody called these men froggies. They called them "chassers." It was
+enough to see them march to know that they were fighting men. Their
+stride was short and quick. Each step was taken as if the marcher was
+eager to have it over and done with so that he could take another. Even
+their buglers won admiration, for they had a trick of throwing their
+instruments in the air and catching them again that brought envy to the
+heart of every American band. Indeed, a good deal of friendly rivalry
+developed from the beginning and in the early days, at least, the French
+had all the better of it. They could lift heavier weights than our men,
+who averaged much younger. Little Frenchmen standing five feet three or
+four would seize a rifle close to the end of the bayonet and slowly
+raise it with stiff arm to horizontal and down again. American farmer
+boys tried and failed. Of course, this was a crack French division which
+drew its men from various organizations, while our division was just the
+average lot and perhaps not quite that since there was a larger
+percentage of recruits than is usually found in the regular army.
+
+Although our men were somewhat outclassed by their instructors in these
+early days, they were game in their effort to keep up competition.
+Almost the first work to which the troops were set was trench digging.
+This is one of the most important arts of war and also the most
+tiresome. Somebody has said of the Canadians: "They will die in the last
+ditch, but they won't dig it." The Americans have a similar aversion for
+work with pick and shovel, but trench digging came to them as a
+competition. I saw a battalion of the chasseurs and a battalion of
+marines set to work in a field where every other blow of the pick hit a
+rock. There was no chance to loaf, for when a marine looked over his
+shoulder he could see the French picks going for dear life down at the
+other end of the trench. At four-thirty the men were told to call it a
+day. The chasseurs leaped out of their trench; threw down their tools,
+and began to sing at top voice a popular Parisian love ditty entitled
+"Il faut de l'amour." One of the French officers told me afterwards that
+it was the invariable custom of his men to sing at the end of work, but
+the marines thought the "chassers" were merely showing off the excellent
+nature of their wind. More slowly the Americans clambered out of their
+trench, but they were ready when the last French note died away and
+piped up somewhat breathlessly: "Hail! Hail! the gang's all here!"
+
+American company commanders were quick to appreciate the value of
+organized singing in the training of troops, and for the next few days
+the doughboys were drilled to lift their voices as well as their picks.
+Most of all, music was appreciated in the long hikes of the early
+training period. A good song did much to make a marching man forget that
+he had a fifty-pound pack on his back.
+
+"I know I'm beginning to get a real company now," one captain told me,
+"because whenever they're beginning to feel tired they start to sing and
+freshen up." "No," he said, in reply to a question, "they didn't just
+start. It needed a little fixing. I noticed that when the Frenchmen
+stopped work they always started back to camp singing. 'We can do that,'
+I told my men when we started back. 'Let's hear a little noise.' Nothing
+happened. Nobody wanted to begin. They were scared the others would
+laugh at them. I can't carry a tune two feet, but I just struck up
+'We'll hang the damned old Kaiser to a sour apple tree' to the tune of
+'John Brown's Body.' A few joined in, but most of them wouldn't open
+their mouths. I told 'em, 'I'm just going to keep on marching this
+company until everybody's in on the song. I don't care if we have to
+march all night.' That got 'em going. Now they like it. They're thinking
+up new songs every day. I can save my voice now."
+
+One of the reasons for sending the men into the Vosges for training was
+to get them within sound of the guns, but it was almost a week before we
+heard any of the doings at the front. It was at night time that we first
+heard the guns. It was a still, windless night and along about eight
+o'clock they began. You couldn't be quite sure whether you heard them or
+felt them, but something was stirring. It felt or sounded a good deal as
+if some giant across the hills had slammed the door of his castle as he
+left home to take the morning train for business. Up at the northern end
+of the training area the sound of the guns was much more distinct. In
+fact, they were loud enough some nights to become identified in the mind
+as events and not mere rumblings. A Sammy up in that village stopped
+our car one morning and asked if we couldn't give him a newspaper.
+
+"I suppose you want to know how the baseball games are coming out,"
+somebody suggested.
+
+"To hell with baseball, I want to know about the war," said the soldier.
+"I'm with these mules," he said, pointing to half a dozen animals
+tethered on the bank of a canal. "I've been with them right from the
+beginning. I came over on the same steamer with 'em. I rode up with 'em
+in the train from ---- and here we are again. I don't hear nothing. They
+could capture Berlin and nobody'd tell me about it. All I do is feed
+these damned mules. 'Big Bill,' that one on the end, is sick, and I've
+got to hang around and give him a pill every six hours. I wish he'd
+choke. I don't like him as well as the rest of the mules and I hate 'em
+all.
+
+"It'll be fine, won't it, when somebody asks me: 'Daddy, what did you do
+in the great war?' and I say: 'Oh, I sat up with a sick mule.'"
+
+Back of the hills from some indefinite distance came the sound of big
+guns. They raged persistently for ten minutes and then quit. "Big Bill"
+began to rear around and kick. The soldier cursed him.
+
+"Those guns were going like that all night, but mostly around two
+o'clock," he said. "Nobody around here knows anything about it. I wish I
+could get hold of an American paper and find out something about that
+fight. I've sent to Memphis for _The News Scimitar_, but somehow it
+don't seem to get here. I wish those guns was near enough to drop
+something over here on the mules, especially 'Big Bill,' but I'm out of
+luck."
+
+The nearest approach of the war was in the air. It wasn't long before
+German planes began to scout over the territory occupied by the
+Americans. One battalion almost saw an air fight. It would have seen it
+if the Major hadn't said "Attention!" just then. The battalion was
+drilling in a big open meadow when there came from the East first a
+whirr and then a machine. The machine, flying high, circled the field.
+The soldiers who were standing at ease stared up at the visitor, but it
+was too high to see the identifying marks. Soon there was no doubt that
+the machine was German, for little white splotches appeared in the sky.
+It looked as if Charlie Chaplin had thrown a cream pie at heaven and it
+had splattered. An anti-aircraft gun concealed in a woods several miles
+away was firing at the Boche. Presently the firing ceased and there was
+a whirr from the West. A French plane flew straight in the direction of
+the German, who climbed higher and higher. As the planes drew nearer it
+was possible to see machine gun flashes, but just then the Major called
+his men to attention. Regulations provide that eyes must look straight
+ahead, but it was a hard test for recruits and there may have been one
+or two who stole a glance up there where the planes were fighting. In
+each case an officer was on the culprit like a flash.
+
+"Keep your head still," shouted a lieutenant. "That's a private fight.
+It's got nothing to do with you."
+
+Soon the German turned and flew back in the direction of his own lines
+and when the necks of the doughboys were unfettered and they could look
+up again the sky was clear. Even the cream puff splotches were gone.
+
+On another afternoon a Boche plane flew over the entire American area.
+It circled a field in divisional headquarters where a baseball game was
+in progress and flew home.
+
+"I know why that German flew home after he reached ----," an officer
+explained. "Don't you see? He was trying to find out if we were
+Americans and that baseball game proved it to him."
+
+The greatest aerial display occurred on a morning when a French officer
+was instructing an American company in the art of trench digging. He
+spoke no English, but an interpreter of a sort was making what shift he
+could. The doughboys tried to look interested and didn't succeed. It was
+harder when out from behind a cloud came one aeroplane, then another and
+another. When half a dozen had appeared from behind the cloud one
+doughboy could stand the strain no longer.
+
+"Look," he shouted, "they're hatching them up there."
+
+The French instructor finally granted a recess of ten minutes but
+before the time was up the planes had maneuvered out of sight. In spite
+of all the German activity in the air only one attempt was made to bomb
+the Americans during the summer. A single bomb was dropped on a village
+where the marines were stationed, but it did no damage.
+
+The second week in the training area found the doughboys increasing
+their curriculum to include bombs and machine guns. It had not been
+possible to do much in the finer arts of war previously because of the
+absence of interpreters. A number of these had been mobilized now but
+they varied in quality. As one American officer put it, "Interpreters
+may be divided into three classes: those who know no English; those who
+know no French; and those who know neither."
+
+However, the Americans managed to get their instruction in some way or
+other. No interpreters were needed with the machine guns. Instead each
+American company was divided up into little groups and a chasseur placed
+at the head of each group. I watched the instruction and found that
+little language was needed. The Frenchman would take a machine gun or
+automatic rifle apart and holding up each part give its French name. The
+Americans paid no particular attention to the outlandish terms which the
+French used for their machine gun parts, but they were alert to notice
+the manner in which the gun was put together and in the group in which I
+was standing two Americans were able to put the gun together without
+having any parts left over after a single demonstration.
+
+Of course, a little language was used. Some of the marines had picked up
+a little very villainous French in Hayti and they made what shift they
+could with that. A few French Canadians and an occasional man from New
+Orleans could converse with the chasseurs and one or two phrases had
+been acquired by men hitherto entirely ignorant of French.
+"Qu'est-ce-que c'est?" was used by the purists as their form of
+interrogation, but there were others who tried to make "combien" do the
+work. "Combien," which we pronounced "come bean," was stretched for many
+purposes. I have heard it used and accepted as an equivalent for
+"whereabouts," "what did you say," "why," "which one" and "will you
+please show us once more how to put that machine gun together."
+
+Not only did the Americans show an aptitude for getting the hang of the
+mechanism of the machine gun and the automatic rifle, but they shot well
+with them after a little bit of practice.
+
+The first man I watched at work with the automatic rifle was green. He
+had taken the gun apart and put it together again with an occasional
+"regardez" and bit of demonstration from one of the Frenchmen, but the
+weapon was not yet his pal. He picked the gun up somewhat gingerly and
+aimed at the line of targets a couple of hundred yards away. Then he
+pulled the trigger and the bucking thing, which seemed to be intent on
+wriggling out of his arms, sprayed the top of the hill with bullets. The
+French instructor made a laughing comment and an American who spoke the
+language explained, "He says you ought to be in the anti-aircraft
+service."
+
+The next man to try his luck was a non-commissioned officer long in the
+army. He patted the gun and wooed it a little in whispers before he
+shot. It was a French gun, to be sure, but the language of firearms is
+international. "Behave, Betsy," he said and she did. He sprayed shots
+along the line of targets at the bottom of the hill as the gun clattered
+away with all the clamor of a riveting machine at seven in the morning.
+When they looked at the targets they found he had scored thirty hits out
+of thirty-four and some were bull's-eyes. The French instructor was so
+pleased that he stepped forward as if to hug the ancient sergeant but
+the veteran's look of horror dissuaded him.
+
+Bombing proved the most popular part of training and particularly as
+soon as it was possible to work with the live article. First of all
+dummy bombs were issued. A French officer carefully explained that the
+bomb should be thrown after four moves, counting one, two, three, four,
+as he posed something like a shot putter before he let the bomb go with
+an overhand, stiff, armed fling. He illustrated the method several
+times, but the first American to throw sent the bomb spinning out on a
+line just as if he were hurrying a throw to first from deep short. The
+Frenchman reproved him and explained carefully that, although it might
+be possible to throw a bomb a long way in the manner in which a baseball
+is thrown, it was necessary for a bomber to hurl many missiles and that
+he must preserve his arm. He also pointed out that the bomb would never
+land in the trenches of the enemy unless it was thrown with a
+considerable arc.
+
+The men then kept to the exercises laid down by the instructor, but just
+before they stopped one or two could not resist the temptation of again
+"putting something on to it" and letting the bomb sail out fast. One
+lefthander who had pitched for a season in the Southern League was
+anxious to make some experiments to see if he couldn't throw a bomb with
+an out curve but he was informed that such an accomplishment would have
+no military utility.
+
+The first American wounded in France was the victim of a bombing
+accident. A soldier threw a live bomb more than thirty meters from a
+trench. When the bomb burst a fragment came whirling back in some
+curious manner and fell into a box of grenades upon which a lieutenant
+was sitting. The fragment cut the pin of one of the bombs and the whole
+box went off with a bang. The lieutenant received only a slight cut on
+his forehead, but a French interpreter thirty yards away was knocked
+unconscious and lost the sight of his right eye. This Frenchman had
+spent two years under fire at Verdun without being scratched and here
+was his first wound come upon him on a quiet afternoon in a meadow miles
+from the lines.
+
+The men threw bombs from deep trenches and they were instructed to keep
+cover closely after hurling a grenade just as if there was a German
+trench across the way. But curiosity was too strong for them. Each
+wanted to see where his particular bomb hit and how much earth it would
+tear up. The bombs made only small scars in the earth, but they sent
+fragments of steel casing flying in all directions and several men were
+cut about the face by splinters.
+
+The seeming inability of the American to visualize battle conditions in
+training retards his progress in spite of his aptitude in other
+directions. A French officer was directing a platoon of Americans one
+day in skirmishing. They were to fire a round, run forward twenty paces,
+throw themselves flat and run forward again. One doughboy would raise
+himself up on his elbows and look about. The Frenchman, very much
+excited, ran over to him and said, "You must keep your head down or you
+will get shot. You must remember that bullets are flying all about you."
+
+As soon as the instructor's back was turned the soldier was up on his
+elbows again. "Hell," he said, "there ain't any bullets."
+
+In later phases of training the inferiority of the American to the
+French in imagination showed clearly. French veterans or recruits for
+that matter could work themselves up to a frenzy in sham battles and
+dash into an empty trench with a shout as if it were filled with
+Germans. Americans could not do that. They found it difficult to forget
+that practice was just practice.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+SUNNY FRANCE
+
+
+Later on "Sunny France" became a mocking byword uttered by wet and muddy
+men, but during the early days in the training area no one had any just
+complaint about the weather. Come to think of it there wasn't anything
+very wrong with those early days in rural France. Five o'clock was
+pretty early for getting up but the sun could do it and keep cheerful.
+It was glorious country with hills and forests and plowed fields and red
+roofed villages and smooth white roads. The country people didn't throw
+their hats in the air like Parisians, but they were kindly though calm.
+
+"Down in ----," said a little doughboy who came from an Indiana farm,
+"everybody you meet says 'bon jour' to you whether they know you or not.
+That means 'good morning.' I was in Chicago once and they don't do it
+there."
+
+It wasn't Eden though. There was the tobacco situation against that
+theory. To a good many soldiers, pleasant weather and kindly folk and
+ample rations meant nothing much. These were minor things. The
+quartermaster had no Bull Durham. When the supply of American tobacco
+and cigarettes ran out the men tried the French products but not for
+long. "So they call these Grenades," muttered a soldier as he examined a
+popular French brand of cigarettes, "I guess that's because you'd better
+throw 'em away right after you set 'em going."
+
+French matches were less popular than French tobacco. The kind they sold
+in our town and thereabouts were all tipped with sulphur and usually
+exploded with a blue flame maiming the smoker and amusing the
+spectators. Political economists and others interested in the law of
+supply and demand may be interested to know that when the tobacco famine
+was at its height a package of Bull Durham worth five cents in America
+was sold by one soldier to another for five francs. This shortage has
+since been relieved from several sources, but there has never been more
+tobacco than the soldiers could smoke.
+
+Reading matter was also ardently desired during the early months in the
+Vosges. An enterprising storekeeper in one town sent a hurry call to
+Paris for English books and a week later she proudly displayed the
+following volumes on her shelves: "The Life of Dean Stanley," "Sermons
+by the Rev. C. H. Spurgeon," "The Jubilee Book of Cricket," "The
+Reminiscences of Sir Henry Hawkins (Lord of Brampton)," and "The
+Recollections of the Rt. Hon. Sir Algernon West."
+
+A few companies had libraries of their own. I wonder who made the
+selection of titles. The volumes I picked out at random in one village
+were: "The Family Life of Heinrich Heine," "Fourteen Weeks in
+Astronomy," "Recollections and Letters of Renan," "Education and the
+Higher Life," "Bible Stories for the Young," and "Henry the Eighth and
+His Six Wives." The librarian said that the last was the most popular
+book in the collection although several readers admitted that it did
+not come up to expectations. Just as I was going out the top sergeant
+came in to return a book. I asked him what it was. He said, "It's a book
+called 'When Patty Went to College.'"
+
+Our town was big and had moving pictures twice a week, but up the line
+in the little villages there was no such source of amusement. After the
+men had been in training for a week or more, a French Red Cross outfit
+stopped at one of the villages with a traveling movie outfit and
+announced that they would show a picture that night. According to the
+announcement the picture was "Charlot en 'Le Vagabond.'" It sounded
+foreign and forbidding. The doughboys anticipated trouble with the
+titles and the closeups of what the heroine wrote and all the various
+printed words which go to make a moving picture intelligible. Still they
+were patient when the title of the picture was flashed on the screen and
+they tried to look interested. The first scene was a road winding up to
+a distant hill and down the highway with eccentric gait there walked a
+little man strangely reminiscent. He drew nearer and nearer and as the
+figure came into full view the soldier in front of me could stand the
+strain no longer. He jumped to his feet.
+
+"I'm a son of a gun," he shouted, "if it isn't Charlie Chaplin."
+
+Recognition upon the part of the audience was instantaneous and
+enthusiasm unbounded. If the Americans go out tomorrow and capture
+Berlin they cannot possibly show more joy than they did at the sight of
+Charlie Chaplin in France. Never again will the French be able to fool
+them by disguising him as "Charlot."
+
+After a bit the soldiers learned to entertain themselves and several
+companies developed a number of talented performers. The first company
+show I attended mixed boxing and music. They began with boxing. There
+was a short intermission during which the first tenor fixed up a bloody
+nose. He had received a bit the worst of it in the heavyweight bout. The
+other members of the quartet gave him cotton and encouragement. Finally
+he put on his shirt and hitching up his voice, began, "Naught but a few
+faded roses can my sweet story tell." His comrades joined him at "My
+heart was ever light," and they finished the ballad in perfect
+alignment.
+
+Almost all the songs were sentimental and many were old. They had
+"Dearie," and "Where the River Shannon Flows," and that one about
+Ireland falling out of Heaven (just as if the devil himself had not done
+the very same thing). Later there were "Mother Machree" and "Old
+Kentucky Home." Patriotism was not neglected. "When I Get Back Home
+Again to the U.S.A." was the favorite among the recent war songs. The
+only savor of army life in the program on this particular evening was in
+a couple of Mexican songs brought up from the border by men who went to
+get Villa. They brought back "Cucaracha" with all its seventeen obscene
+Spanish verses. There was also one parody inspired by this war and sung
+to the tune of "My Little Girl, I'm Dreaming of You." It went something
+like this:
+
+ America, I'm dreaming of you
+ And I long for you each day
+ America, I'm fighting for you
+ Tho' you're many miles away
+ We'll knock the block right off the Kaiser
+ And we'll drive them 'cross the Rhine--
+ And then we'll sail back home to you, dear
+ To the tune of "Wacht am Rhein"!
+
+The American soldier does not seem to be much of a song maker. Songs by
+soldiers and for soldiers are not common with us yet. We have nothing as
+close to the spirit of the trenches as the British ditty "I want to go
+home," which always leaves the auditor in doubt as to whether he should
+take it seriously and weep or humorously and laugh. Possibly there is
+something of both elements in the song. The mixture has been typical of
+the British attitude toward the war. Here is the song:
+
+ I want to go 'ome
+ I want to go 'ome
+ The Maxims they spit
+ And the Johnsons they roar
+ I don't want to go to the front any more
+ Oh take me over the seas
+ Where the Alley-mans can't get at me
+ Oh my; I don't want to die,
+ I want to go 'ome.
+
+The American army is still looking for a song. None of the new ones has
+achieved universal popularity. However the many who heard the quartet of
+Company L sing on this particular evening seemed to have no objection to
+the old songs. In fact they were new to many in the audience for as the
+concert went on French soldiers joined the audience and townspeople hung
+about the edges of the crowd. They listened politely and applauded,
+though indeed one must get a strange impression of America if his
+introduction is through our popular songs. Such a foreigner is in danger
+of believing that ours is a June land in which the moon is always
+shining upon a young person known as "little girl." Yet the French
+expressed no astonishment at the songs. Only one feature puzzled them
+profoundly. At the end of a particularly effective song the captain
+said, "Those men sang that very well. Bring 'em each a glass of water."
+
+No villager could quite understand why a man who had committed no more
+palpable crime than tenor singing should be forced to partake of a
+drink which is cold, tasteless and watery.
+
+Most the villages in our part of France had only one dimension. They
+consisted of a line of houses on either side of the roadway and they
+were always huddled together. Land is too valuable in France to waste it
+on lawns and suchlike. Some of the villages were tiny and shabby, but
+none was too small or too mean to be without its little café. It took
+the doughboys some little time to get over their interest in the
+startling fact that champagne was within the reach of the working man,
+but they went back to beer in due course and now champagne is among the
+things which shopkeepers must not sell to American soldiers. The
+prohibition of the sale of cognac and champagne is all that the army
+needs. Beer and light wines are not a menace to the health or behavior
+of our army. Beer is by far the most popular drink and it would be an
+ambitious man indeed who would seek the slightest deviation from
+sobriety in the thin war beer of France. He might drown.
+
+Absolute prohibition for the army in France would be well nigh
+impossible. It would mean that every inn and shop and railroad station
+and farmhouse would have to be classed as out of bounds. In fact
+prohibition could not be enforced unless our soldiers were ordered never
+to venture within four walls. Wine is to be had under every roof in
+France and you can get it also in not a few places where the roof has
+been shot to pieces. The French are interested in temperance just now.
+On many walls posters are exhibited showing a German soldier and a black
+bottle with the caption, "They are both the enemies of France," but when
+a Frenchman talks of temperance or prohibition or the abolition of the
+liquor traffic he never thinks of including wine or beer. The civil
+authorities of France would not be much use in helping the American army
+enforce a bone-dry order. They simply wouldn't understand it.
+
+There was some excessive drinking when the army first came to France but
+it has been checked. A number of influences have made for discretion.
+One of the most potent is the opportunity for promotion in an army in
+the field. Officers have been quick to point this out to their men. One
+captain called his company together in the early days and said, "Some of
+the men in this company are going out and getting pinko, stinko, sloppy
+drunk. Any man who gets drunk goes in the guard house of course and more
+than that he will get no promotion from me. I'm going to pick my
+sergeants from the fellows that have got sense. You may notice that some
+of the men who drink are old soldiers. Don't take an example from that.
+Remember that's why they're old soldiers. There isn't any sense in
+blowing all your money in for booze. Now if I took my pay in a lump at
+the end of a month I could buy every café in this town and I could stay
+drunk for a year. That would be fine business, wouldn't it?"
+
+"I guess maybe I exaggerated a little about the length of time I could
+stay drunk," the captain told me afterwards, "but do you know that talk
+seems to have done the trick."
+
+One factor which worked for temperance was the French fashion of making
+drinking deliberate and social. When an American can be induced to sit
+down to his potion he is comparatively safe. These little village cafés
+did no harm after the first brief period when the American soldier had
+his fling and they served the good purpose of encouraging fraternization
+between doughboy and poilu.
+
+The contact with French soldiers brought no great vocabulary to our men
+but if they learned few words they did get the hang of making their
+wants understood. In a week or two innkeepers or women in shops had no
+trouble at all in attending to the wants of Americans. Probably the
+French people made somewhat faster linguistic progress than the
+soldiers. The Americans were willing to be met at least halfway. When I
+asked one doughboy, "How do you get along with the French? Can you make
+them understand you?" he said, "Why, they're coming along pretty well. I
+think most of 'em will pick it up in time."
+
+But there was one French word the soldiers had to learn. That was
+"fineesh." The children forced that word upon them. They were always at
+the heels of the American soldiers. They galloped the doughboys up and
+down the village streets in furious piggyback charges. They borrowed jam
+from company cooks and rode in the supply trucks. Of course there had to
+be an end to the rides, sometimes, and even to the jam and the only way
+to convince the children of France that an absolute unshakable limit had
+been reached was to thrust two hands aloft and cry "fineesh." The old
+women liked the doughboys too because they would draw water from the
+wells for them and occasionally lend a hand in moving wood or wheat or
+fodder. Nor do I mean to imply that the younger women of the little
+villages did not esteem the doughboys. "Tell 'em back home that there
+aren't any good looking women in France," was the message that ever so
+many soldiers asked me to convey to anxious individuals in America. I
+hand the message on but must refuse to pass upon its sincerity.
+
+American officers got along well with the French but they never reached
+the same degree of chumminess that the men did. They met French officers
+at more or less formal luncheons and had to go through a routine of
+speeches largely concerned with Lafayette and Rochambeau and Washington.
+Poilus and doughboys did not go so far back for their subjects of
+conversation. The American enlisted man had a great advantage over his
+officer in the matter of language. He might know less French, but he was
+much more ready to experiment. An officer did not like to make mistakes.
+His was defensive French, a weapon to be used guardedly in cases of
+extreme need. When a visiting officer hurled a compliment at him he
+replied, but he seldom took the initiative. After all he was an American
+officer and he feared to make himself ridiculous by poor pronunciation
+and worse grammar. The soldier had no such scruples. He saw no reason
+why he should be any more abashed by French grammar than by English and
+as for pronunciation he followed the advice of a little pamphlet called
+"The American in France" which was rushed out by some French firm for
+sale to the American army. In the matter of pronunciation the book said,
+"Since pronunciation is the most difficult part of any language the
+publishers of this book have decided to omit it." The soldiers were
+ready to adopt this method and only wished that it could be extended to
+other things. To trench digging for instance.
+
+The most daring man in the use of an unfamiliar language was not a
+soldier but a second lieutenant. He took great pride in his talent for
+pantomime and asserted that his vocabulary of some thirty words and his
+gestures filled all his needs. He was somewhat startled though on an
+afternoon when he went into a shop to purchase "B.V.D.'s" and found the
+store in charge of the young daughter of the proprietor. Pantomime
+seemed hardly the thing and so he paused long to think up a word for the
+garment he wanted or some approximation. At last he smiled and exclaimed
+brightly, "Chemise pour jambes, s'il vous plait."
+
+Stores were not the strong point of our bit of France. We soon came to
+regard our town as a metropolis because people journeyed there to make
+"shopping tours." One afternoon I marked fifteen visiting soldiers with
+their eyes glued against a shop window which displayed half a dozen
+electric flashlights, two quarts of champagne, a French-English
+dictionary and a limited assortment of postcards. These, of course, were
+barred from the mail by censorship but the soldiers collected them to be
+taken home after the war.
+
+"These French postcards aren't exactly what some of the boys back home
+are going to expect," one soldier admitted. "I went to three shops now
+but the others have been ahead of me and all I could get was these two.
+One's a picture called 'l'eglise' and the other's 'la maison de Jeanne
+d'Arc.'"
+
+The shops had hard work in keeping up with more commodities than picture
+postcards. There seemed to be an insatiable demand for canned peaches
+and sardines. Somehow or other men who have been on a long march simply
+crave either sardines or canned peaches. The doughboys did a good deal
+of eating at their own expense. Army food was plentiful and moderately
+varied. Beans and corned beef hash were served a good many times
+perhaps, but there was no lack of fresh meat and there was plenty of jam
+and of carrots and onions and heavy gravy. Food, however, was an outlet
+for spending money and in some villages the men got so eager that they
+would buy anything. Little traveling shops in wagons came through the
+smaller villages in the northern part of the training area loaded with
+all sorts of gimcracks intended for the peasant trade. The peddlers had
+no time to put in a special line for the soldiers. They found that it
+was not necessary. Desperate men with pockets full of money would
+purchase even the imitation tortoise shell sidecombs which the itinerant
+merchants had to sell.
+
+The purchasing capacity of the soldier was not limited to his pay alone.
+The villagers were wildly excited about the white bread issued to the
+American army. It was the first they had seen since the second year of
+the war. One old lady seized a loaf which was presented to her and
+crying "il est beau," sat down upon a doorstep and began to eat the
+bread as if it were cake. The rate of exchange fluctuated somewhat but
+there were days when a loaf of white bread could be exchanged for a
+whole roast chicken.
+
+The eagerness of the American soldier to spend his money had the result
+of tempting French storekeepers to raise their prices and as the cost of
+living mounted the civilian population began to complain. Even the
+soldiers had suspicions at last that they were being charged too much in
+some stores and the American officers took over price control as another
+of their many responsibilities.
+
+"I went to the mayor," one town major explained, "and I said, 'Look
+here, Bill, I don't mind 'the shopkeepers putting a little something
+over. All I ask is that they just act reasonable. They'll get all the
+money in time anyhow, and so I wish you'd tip them off not to be in so
+much of a hurry.' He couldn't talk any English, that mayor couldn't, but
+the interpreter told him about it and he went right to the front for us.
+From that day to this we've had only one complaint about anything in our
+village. That came from an old lady who had some doughboys billeted in a
+barn next to the shed where she kept her sheep. She came to me and said
+the soldiers talked so much at night that the sheep couldn't sleep."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+PERSHING
+
+
+Nobody will ever call him "Papa" Pershing. He is a stepfather to the
+inefficient and even when he is pleased he says little. In the matter of
+giving praise the General is a homeopath. For that reason he can gain
+enormous effect in the rare moments when he chooses to compliment a man
+or an organization. Pershing believes that discipline is the foundation
+of an army.
+
+"I think," said one young American officer, "that his favorite military
+leader is Joshua because he made the sun and the moon stand at
+attention." In other words Pershing is a soldiers' soldier. No man can
+strike such hard blows as he does and leave no scars. There are men here
+and there in the army who do not love him but their criticism almost
+invariably ends, "but I guess I'll have to admit that he's a good
+soldier."
+
+Pershing is not a disciplinarian merely for the sake of discipline but
+he believes that it is the gauge of the temper of any military
+organization. His interest in detail is insatiable. He can read a man's
+soul through his boots or his buttons. Next to the Kaiser, Pershing
+hates nothing so much as rust and dust and dirt. Perhaps round shoulders
+should go in the list as well, and pockets. Certainly he makes good the
+things he preaches. There is no finer figure in any army in Europe. The
+General is fit from the tip of his glistening boots to his hat top. We
+saw him once after he had walked through a front line trench on a rainy
+day. There were sections of that trench where the mud was over a man's
+shoetops and the back area which had to be crossed before the trench
+system was reached was a great lake of casual water fed at its fringes
+by roaring rain torrents. And yet the general came out of the trench
+without a speck of mud on his boots in spite of the fact that he had
+plunged along with no apparent regard for his footing.
+
+There was dust behind him, though, on the afternoon he first came to
+the training area to see his men. News reached our town that the general
+was up in the northern end of the training zone and moving fast. An
+officer passing by gave me a lift in his car and when we arrived at the
+next village half a dozen soldiers who were sitting on a bench jumped up
+for dear life and jarred themselves to the very heels with the stiffest
+of military salutes.
+
+The officer grinned. "Pershing's in town," he said and so he was.
+
+We found him in a kitchen talking about onions to a cook. He asked each
+soldier in turn what sort of food he was getting. Some were too
+frightened to do more than mumble an inaudible answer. A few said, "Very
+good, sir." And one or two had complaints. The General listened to the
+complaints attentively and in each case pressed his questions so as to
+make the soldier be absolutely concrete in his answers. Next he turned
+upon an officer and wanted to know just what the sewage system of the
+town was. The officer was a dashing major and he seemed ill at ease when
+Pershing asked how many days a week he inspected the garbage dump.
+
+"That isn't enough," said the General when the major answered. "I want
+you to pay more attention to those things."
+
+From the kitchen he went into every billet in the village. In two he
+climbed up the ladders to see what sort of sleeping quarters the men had
+in their lofts. In one billet a soldier stole a look over his shoulder
+at the General as he passed. Pershing turned immediately.
+
+"That's not the way to be a soldier," he said. "You haven't learned the
+first principle of being a soldier." He turned to a second lieutenant.
+"This man doesn't stand at attention properly," he explained. "I want
+you to make him stand at attention for five minutes."
+
+The next offender was a captain who had one hand in his pocket while
+giving an order. The General spoke to him just as severely as he had to
+the enlisted man. Then he was into his car and away to the next village.
+
+Pershing is always on the move. One of his aides told me that he never
+had more than five minutes' notice of where the General was going or
+how long he would stay. No man in the army has covered so much territory
+as Pershing. He has been in practically every village occupied by the
+American troops. He has inspected every hospital and every training
+camp. One day he will be at a port looking at the accommodations which
+are being made for incoming vessels and on the next he will have jumped
+from the base to a front line trench. He has been on all the Western
+fronts except the Italian. His French and British and Belgian hosts find
+him a most ambitious guest. He wants to see everything. Once while
+observing a French offensive he expressed a desire to go forward and see
+a line of trenches which had just been captured from the Germans. The
+French tried to dissuade him but the General complained that he could
+not see just how things were going from any other position and so into
+the German trench he went.
+
+Pershing has developed in France. Like every other man in the American
+army he has had to study modern warfare, but more than that he has
+caught something of the spirit of the French. He has acquired some of
+their ability to put a gesture into command, to utilize personality in
+the inspiration of troops. He is not yet the equal of the French in this
+respect. Joffre, for instance, fully realized the military usefulness of
+his enormous popularity and capitalized it. It was not mere luck that he
+became a tradition. Pétain, while by no means the equal of Joffre on the
+personal side, knows how to talk to soldiers and to townsfolk and to
+make himself a big human force.
+
+While he is still a homeopath, General Pershing realizes more than he
+ever did before the value of a pat on the back given at the right time.
+I saw him do one of those little gracious things in a base hospital
+which was caring for the first American wounded. A youthful doughboy was
+lying flat on his back wondering just how long it was going to be before
+supper time came round when all of a sudden there was a clatter at the
+door. The doughboy was afraid it was going to be some more nurses and
+doctors. They had bothered him a lot by bandaging up his arm every
+little while and it hurt, but when he looked up at the foot of his bed
+there stood the man with four stars on his shoulders. The little
+doughboy grinned a bit nervously. He thought it was funny that he should
+be lying on his back and General Pershing standing up.
+
+The General was somewhat nervous and embarrassed, too. He still lacks a
+little of the French feeling for the dramatic in the doing of these
+little things. He had to clear his throat once and then he said, "I want
+to congratulate you. I envy you. There isn't a man in the army who
+wouldn't like to be in your place. You have brought home to the people
+of America the fact that we are in the war."
+
+The doughboy didn't say anything, but the nurse who made the rounds that
+evening wondered why a patient who was doing so well should have a pulse
+hitting up to ninety-six.
+
+Earlier in the summer General Pershing encountered some far more
+embarrassing tests. He had to handle bouquets. The donor was usually a
+French girl and a very little one. When Pershing and Pétain made a joint
+trip through the American army zone there were two little girls and two
+bouquets in each village. General Pétain, after receiving his bouquet,
+would bend over gracefully and kiss the little girl, adding one or two
+kindly phrases immediately following "ma petite." General Pershing began
+by patting the little girls on the head, but he realized it was not
+enough and after a bit he began to kiss them, too; only once or twice he
+got tangled up in their hats and found it hard to maintain military
+dignity. He handled the flowers gingerly. He seemed to regard each
+bouquet as a bomb which would explode in five seconds but each time
+there was some aide ready to step forward and relieve him.
+
+The attitude of the average West Pointer towards his men is generally
+speaking the same as that of General Pershing. Some observers think the
+West Point attitude too strict, but I was inclined to believe that the
+men from the academy handled men better than the reserve officers. They
+are strict, it is true, but at the same time they have been trained to
+look after the needs of their men closely. The trouble with the average
+reserve officer is that he has not had time to learn how much he must
+father his men and mother them, too, for that matter. He does not know
+probably just how dependent the average soldier is upon his officer.
+
+Perhaps the strictest officer of all is the man who was once a non-com.
+The former doughboy knows the tricks of the enlisted man and he is
+determined that nobody shall put anything over on him. He is often just
+a little bit afraid that the soldiers are going to trade on the fact
+that he was once an enlisted man. I once saw a soldier offer some cigars
+to two officers. One of the officers was a West Pointer and he laughed
+and took a cigar but the former non-com. refused very sternly. He could
+not afford to be indebted to an enlisted man.
+
+I do not wish to imply that the men who come up from the ranks do not
+make good officers. As a matter of fact they are among the best, once
+their preliminary self-consciousness has worn off. The transition from
+stripes to bars is perfect torture to some of them. One company had a
+crack soldier who had been a sergeant for seven years. He was
+recommended for promotion and was sent to an officers' training school
+in France. He did very well but just a week before he was to receive his
+commission he succeeded in gaining permission to be dropped from the
+school and go back to his old company as sergeant. At the last minute he
+had decided that he did not want to be an officer.
+
+I watched him put a company through its drill two days after his return.
+They moved with spirit and precision under his commands but when it was
+all over I found one reason why he didn't want to be an officer.
+
+"That was very good today," he said. "You done well."
+
+The first lieutenant smiled. He had a right to smile, too, for the
+return of the sergeant to his company had almost cut his work in half.
+He knew his value well enough.
+
+"The best I can do is teach the men," he said. "It takes an old sergeant
+to learn them."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+MEN WITH MEDALS
+
+
+General Pétain was the first of many famous Frenchmen who came to see
+the American troops in training. He also had the additional object of
+reviewing the chasseurs and of distributing medals, for this crack
+division had been withdrawn from one of the most active sectors to
+instruct the doughboys. General Pershing accompanied Pétain. The blue
+devils were drawn up in formation in the middle of a big meadow cupped
+within hills. The seven men who were to be honored stood in a line in
+front of the division. Six were officers and they awaited the pleasure
+of the general with their swords held at attention. The seventh man who
+stood at the right of the little line was an old sergeant with a great
+flowing gray and white mustache. The rifle which he held in front of him
+overtopped him by at least a foot.
+
+The ceremony began with a fanfare by the trumpeters. As the last notes
+came tumbling back from the hills Pétain moved forward. We found that he
+was not so tall as Pershing nor quite as straight. The French leader is
+also a little gray and about his waist there is just a suggestion of the
+white man's burden. But he is soldierly for all that and his eyes are
+marvelously keen and steady. His tailor deserved a decoration. The
+general wore only one medal, but that was as large as the badge of a
+country sheriff. It was a great silver shield hung about his neck and
+indicated that he was a commander of the Legion of Honor. He stopped in
+front of the first officer in the little line waiting to be honored and
+spoke to him for a moment. Then he pinned a red ribbon on his coat and
+kissed the man first on the left cheek and then on the right. The
+doughboys looked on in amazement.
+
+"Well, I'll be damned," said one under his breath, "it's true."
+
+Four men received the red ribbons, but the other three were down only
+for the military medal which is a high decoration but less esteemed
+than the Legion of Honor. No kisses went with the green and yellow
+ribbons of the military medal but only handshakes. Pétain stopped in
+front of the old sergeant at the end of the line and looked at him for a
+minute without speaking. Then he called an orderly.
+
+"This man has three palms on his croix de guerre," said Pétain.
+
+Now a palm means that soldier has been cited for conspicuous bravery in
+the report of the entire army.
+
+"The military medal is not enough for this man," continued Pétain. "Step
+forward," he said.
+
+The old sergeant trembled a little as he stood a tiny, solitary gray
+figure in front of the whole division.
+
+"Bring back the trumpets," Pétain commanded and for the lone poilu the
+fanfare was sounded again.
+
+"I make you a chevalier of the Legion of Honor," said the commander in
+chief of the French army to the old sergeant, and after he had pinned
+the red ribbon to his breast he added a hug to the conventional two
+kisses. The poilu moved back to the ranks steadily, but as soon as the
+general had turned his back the sergeant pulled out his handkerchief and
+wept. The soldiers greeted their comrade with cheers and laughter.
+
+"Now," said Pétain turning to Pershing, "let's take it easy for a little
+while. I've seen plenty of reviews."
+
+The French general walked across the space cleared for the review and
+began to talk with people in the fringe of spectators gathered around
+the edge of the meadow. He talked easily without any seeming
+condescension.
+
+"How are you, my little man?" he said, patting a boy on the head. "In
+what military class are you?"
+
+Encouraged by his father the boy said that he was in the class of 1928.
+
+"Oh," said the general, "that's a long time off. We shall have beaten
+the Boches before then."
+
+Next it was a peasant girl who attracted his attention.
+
+"Where have you come from?" he inquired with as much apparent interest
+as if he were talking with a soldier just back from Berlin. "That was a
+long walk just to see soldiers," he said when the girl told him that she
+lived in a little village about ten miles distant. "But we are glad to
+have you here," he added.
+
+And so he moved on down the line with handshakes for the grownups, pats
+on the head for little boys and kisses for little girls. He turned back
+to his reviewing station then and the French troops swept by with brave
+display: They were very smart and brisk, horse, foot and artillery, but
+Pétain found a few things to criticize although he mingled praise
+generously with censure. He told the officers to know their men and to
+get on such terms with them that the soldiers would not be afraid to
+speak freely. He told of reforms which he planned to introduce in the
+French army. He favored longer leaves from the front, he said, and
+better transportation for the poilus.
+
+"I shall have time tables made for the men on leave," he said and then
+for an instant he became the shrewd French business man rather than the
+dashing general.
+
+"I have figured out," he explained, "that the army can afford to sell
+these time tables for five sous. It wouldn't do to give them away.
+Nobody would value them then."
+
+A week later we had another visitor. French generals and all their
+resplendent aides clicked their heels together and stood at attention as
+this civilian passed by. He was a short stoutish man in blue serge
+knickerbockers and a dark yachting cap. His tailor deserved no
+decoration for this seemed a secondary sort of costume and headgear in a
+group loaded down with gold braid and valor medals. But their swords
+flashed for the man in the yachting cap and a great general saw him into
+his car, for the stoutish visitor was the President of the French
+Republic. Generals Pétain and Pershing accompanied Poincaré in his car
+up to the drill ground. It was an American division which marched this
+morning. In fact it was the same unit which had marched through the
+streets of the port only a few months before. They had grown browner and
+straighter since that day and they looked taller. Group consciousness
+had dawned in them now. The only lack of discipline was shown by the
+mules. It must be admitted that the mule morale left much to be desired.
+Many were new to the task of dragging machine guns and those that did
+not sulk tried to run away. Strong arms and stronger words prevailed
+upon them.
+
+"Remember," the driver would plead, "you have a part in making the world
+safe for democracy," and in a trice all the evil would flee from the
+eyes and the heels of the unruly animals.
+
+A number of bands helped to keep the men swinging into the face of a
+driving rain. The French officers who accompanied Pétain and Poincaré
+were somewhat surprised when one regiment went by to the tune of
+"Tannenbaum," but General Pershing explained that it had been played in
+America for years under the name of "Maryland, My Maryland." He had a
+harder task some minutes later when a band struck up a regimental hymn
+called "Happy Heinie," which borrows largely from "Die Wacht am Rhein"
+for its chorus.
+
+As soon as the troops marched by, General Pershing sent orders for all
+the officers to assemble. They gathered in a great half circle before
+the French President who spoke to them slowly and with much earnestness.
+Indeed, he spoke so slowly that fair scholars could follow his
+discourse. Even those who could grasp no more than such words as
+"Lafayette" and "President Wilson" and "la guerre" listened with
+apparent interest. M. Poincaré called attention to the fact that the day
+was the anniversary of the Battle of the Marne and also the birthday of
+Lafayette. These days, he said, linked together the two nations which
+were making a common cause in the struggle for civilization and he ended
+with a dramatic sweep of his arm as he exclaimed, "Long live the free
+United States." However, he called it Les Etats Unis which made it more
+difficult.
+
+"What did he say?" a group of doughboys asked a sergeant chauffeur who
+had been stationed near enough to hear the speech. "I didn't get it
+all," said the sergeant, "but it sounded a good deal like 'give 'em
+hell.'"
+
+The President and his party spent the rest of the afternoon inspecting
+the billets of the Americans. In one barn Poincaré insisted on climbing
+up a ladder to see the quarters at close range and as he climbed slowly
+and clumsily it came to my mind that the presidential waist line, the
+knickerbockers and the yachting cap were all symbols of the fact that
+France even in war was still a civil democracy.
+
+Still it must be admitted that the next civilian we saw was more warlike
+than any of the soldiers. The only military equipment worn by Georges
+Clemenceau was a pair of leather puttees which didn't quite fit, but he
+had eyes and eyebrows and a jaw which all combined to suggest pugnacity.
+He was not then premier and indeed he had been in political retirement
+for some time, but he made a greater impression on the soldiers than any
+of our visitors because he spoke in English. It was on September 16,
+1917, that Clemenceau saw American soldiers, but he had seen them once
+before and that was in Richmond in 1864 when Grant marched into the
+city. Clemenceau was then a school teacher in America. The old Frenchman
+watched the sons and grandsons of those dead and gone fighters and
+expressed the wish that he might see American troops once again when
+they marched into Berlin.
+
+The doughboys he saw in France were not the seasoned troops which swung
+by him on those dusty Virginia roads so many years ago, but in their
+hands were new weapons which might have turned the tide at Bull Run and
+changed Gettysburg from victory into a rout. Certainly Pickett would
+have never swept up to the Union lines if there had been machine guns
+such as those with which the rookies blistered the targets for the
+edification of the distinguished guests and the bombs which sent the
+pebbles sky high might have given pause even to Stonewall Jackson.
+
+There were sports as well as military exercises in the program arranged
+for Clemenceau. There were footraces and a tug of war and boxing
+matches. In one of these American blood was freely shed on French soil
+for a middleweight against whom the tide of battle was turning butted
+his opponent and cut his forehead.
+
+I did not see Joffre when he paid a visit to the army zone and reviewed
+the troops but he left a glamor for us all in our messroom where he had
+dinner with General Pershing. It was a reporterless dinner so it meant
+less to us than to Henriette who served the dinner for the two generals.
+Nothing much had ever happened to Henriette before. She looked like
+Jeanne d'Arc, but the only voices she ever heard cried, "L'eau chaude,
+Henriette," or "Hot water" or "OEufs" or "Eggs." And if they were not
+wanted right away they must be had "toute de suite."
+
+It was Henriette who brushed the boots and cleaned the dishes and swept
+the floors and every night she waited on peasants and peddlers and
+reporters. Once she had a major in the reserve corps. He was attached to
+the quartermaster's department. But on the historic night she stood at
+the right elbow of General Joffre and the left elbow of General
+Pershing. I was away at the time and the correspondents were telling me
+about it before dinner. While we were talking she came into the room
+with the roast veal and I said, "Henriette, they tell me that while I
+was away you waited upon Marshal Joffre and General Pershing."
+
+One of the men at the table made a warning gesture, but it was too late.
+Henrietta put the hot veal down to cool on a side table and pointed to
+the seat nearest the window. A large man from a press association sat
+there but she looked through him and saw the hero of the Marne.
+"Maréchal Joffre là," said Henriette. She turned to a nearer seat and
+pointing to the shrinking representative of the Chicago _Tribune_
+explained, "General Pearshing ici."
+
+One of the men rose from the table then and got the veal. Something was
+said about fried potatoes, but Henriette remained to tell me about the
+historic dinner. She admitted that she was very nervous at first. That
+was increased by the fact that General "Pearshing" ate none of his
+pickled snails. The Maréchal had fifteen. The soup went well, Henriette
+said, and General Pearshing cheered her up enormously by his conduct
+with the mutton. The chicken was also a success. After the chicken the
+generals held their glasses in the air and stood up. Henriette noticed
+that when Maréchal Joffre stood up he was "gros comme une maison."
+
+As he left the room Maréchal Joffre pinched her cheek but the mark was
+gone before she could show it to the cook. For all that Henriette had
+something to show that she waited upon generals at the famous dinner.
+She opened a new locket which she wore around her neck and took out a
+small piece of gilt paper. She would not let me touch it, but when I
+looked closely I saw that it had printed upon it "Romeo and Juliet."
+
+"It's the band off the cigar Pershing smoked at the dinner," explained
+one of the correspondents. Henriette put the treasure back in her locket
+and sighed. "Je suis très contente," she said.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+LETTERS HOME
+
+
+The British army tells a story of a soldier who had been at the front
+for a year and a half without ever once writing home. This state of
+affairs was called to the attention of his officer who summoned the
+soldier and asked him if he had no relatives. The Tommy admitted that he
+had a mother and an aunt.
+
+"I want you to go back to quarters," said the captain, "and stay there
+until you've written a letter. Then bring it to me."
+
+The soldier was gone for two hours and then he returned and handed the
+officer a single sheet of letter paper. His note read, "Dear Ma--This
+war is a blighter. Tell auntie. With love--Alfred."
+
+It was different in the American army. The doughboys wrote to their
+families to the second and third cousin. One soldier turned fifty-two
+letters over to his lieutenant for censorship in a single day. The men
+hardly seemed to need the suggestion posted on the wall of every
+Y.M.C.A. hut: "Remember to write to mother today." Of course it was not
+always mother. I came upon a couple of lieutenants one afternoon hard at
+work on an enormous batch of letters. It was originally intended that
+the chaplain should censor all the mail for the regiment but it was
+found that the task would be far beyond the powers of any one man. In
+time the job came to absorb a large part of the energy of the junior
+officers.
+
+"This," said one of the officers, "is the fifth soldier who's written
+that 'our officers are brave, intelligent and kind!' I know I'm brave
+and intelligent, but I'm not so damned kind," and he ripped out half a
+page of over faithful description of the country.
+
+"The man I have here," said the second officer, "has got a joke. He
+says, 'If I ever get home the Statue of Liberty will have to turn round
+if she ever wants to see me again.' It was all right the first time, but
+now I've got to his tenth letter and he's still using it."
+
+It has been found that more than fifty per cent. of the mail sent home
+consists of love letters. The fact that they have to be censored does
+not cramp the style of the writers in the least. One letter was so
+ardent as to arouse admiration. "This man writes the best love letter I
+ever read," said a lieutenant, looking up. "The only trouble is that
+he's writing to five girls at once and he uses the same model every
+time. Two of the girls live in the same town at that."
+
+Most of the letters were cheerful. Some courageously so. One man who was
+near death from tuberculosis wrote home once a day recounting imaginary
+events which had happened outside the walls of his hospital. In his
+letters he would send himself on long marches over the hills of France
+and describe the woods and meadows and plowed fields as they looked to
+him on bright mornings. He described in detail work which he was doing
+in bombing and the only complaint he ever made was on a day when he had
+coughed himself to such weakness that he could hardly finish his daily
+letter. He wrote to his mother then and asked her to excuse the
+briefness of his note. He explained that he was pretty well fagged out
+from a long afternoon of bayonet drill.
+
+The soldiers frequently commented on the kindliness of the French people
+and they were also fond of boasting, with perhaps doubtful
+justification, that they were already proficient in the French language.
+A few were desirous of giving the folk back home a thrill. One man
+working as company cook at a port in France, some three or four hundred
+miles from the firing line, wrote a weekly letter describing all sorts
+of war activities. He made up air raids and heavy bombardments and
+fairly tore up the village in which he was living. Curiously enough he
+never made himself conspicuous in these actions. According to the
+letters he was just there with the rest taking the "strafing" as best he
+could.
+
+The officer who censored his first warlike letter cut out all the
+imaginative flights, but two days later the soldier wrote another letter
+even more thrilling. He complained that it was difficult to write
+because the explosion of big shells nearby made the house rock.
+
+The lieutenant called him up then and said, "You're writing a lot of
+lies home, aren't you?"
+
+"Yes, sir," said the soldier.
+
+"Well, what are you doing it for?" continued the officer.
+
+The soldier shifted about in embarrassment and then he said, "Well, you
+see, sir, those letters are to my father. He went into the Union army
+when he was sixteen and fought all through the last two years of the
+war. He lives in a little town in Ohio and the people there call him
+'Fighting Bill' on account of what he did in the Civil War. Well, when I
+went away to this war he began to go round town and tell everybody that
+I was going to do fighting that would make 'em all forget about the
+Civil War. He used to say that I came of fighting stock and that I'd
+make 'em sit up and take notice. It would be pretty tough for him, sir,
+if I had to write home and say that I was cooking down in a town where
+you can't even hear the guns."
+
+"That's all right," said the lieutenant, "but some of the people who've
+got sons in this regiment will be doing a lot of worrying long before
+they have any need to."
+
+"No, sir," said the soldier, "my father don't know what regiment I'm
+with. I was transferred when I got over here and the only address he's
+got is the military post office number."
+
+"I don't know what to say in that case," replied the lieutenant. "It's a
+cinch you're not giving away any military information and I can't see
+how you're giving, any aid and comfort to the enemy. I guess you can go
+on with that battle stuff. Make the bombardments just as hard as you
+like, but keep the casualties light."
+
+In contrast to the attitude of the veteran back in Ohio was a letter
+which a captain received from the mother of one of his men.
+
+"My son is only nineteen," she wrote. "He has never been away from home
+before and it breaks my heart that he should be in France. It may sound
+foolish but I want to ask you a favor. When he was a little boy I used
+to let him come into the kitchen and bake himself little cakes. I think
+he would remember some of that still. Can't you use him in the bakery or
+the kitchen or some place so he won't have to be put in the firing line
+or in the trenches? I will pray for you, captain, and I pray to God we
+may have peace for all the world soon."
+
+The captain read the letter and then he burned it up. "If the rest of
+the men in the company heard of that they would jolly the life out of
+that boy," he said. But he sat down and wrote to the mother, "Your boy
+is well and I think he is enjoying his work. I cannot promise to do what
+you ask because your son is one of the best soldiers in my company. We
+are all in this together and must share the dangers. I pray with you
+that there may be peace and victory soon."
+
+No complete story of America's part in the war will ever be written
+until somebody has made a collection and read thousands of the letters
+home. The doughboy is strangely inarticulate. He can't or he won't tell
+you how he felt when he first landed in France, or heard the big guns
+or went to the trenches. He is afraid to be caught in a sentimental pose
+but this fear leaves him when he writes. In his letters he will pose at
+times. This is not uncommon. Many a man who would never think of saving
+anything about "saving France" will write about it in rounded sentences.
+His deepest and frankest thoughts will come out in letters.
+
+Of course the censors stand between these makers of history and
+posterity. We must wait for our chronicles of the war because of the
+censor. The newspaper stories about our troops in France on their
+tremendous errand should ring like the chronicle of an old crusade, but
+it is hard for the chronicler to bring a tingle when he must write or
+cable "Richard the deleted hearted."
+
+When a censor wants to kill a story he usually says, "Don't you know
+that your story may possibly give information to the Germans?" The
+correspondent then withdraws his story in confusion. Of course what he
+should answer is, "Very well, that story may give information to the
+Germans, but it will also give information to the Americans and just
+now that is much more important."
+
+There are certain military reasons for not naming units and not naming
+individuals, but the war is not being fought by the army alone. If the
+country is to be enlisted to its fullest capacity it must have names.
+The national character cannot be changed in a few months or a year. The
+newspapers have brought us up on names. It is too much to expect that
+the folk back home can keep up on their toes if the men they know go
+away into a great silence as soon as they cross the ocean and are not
+heard of again unless their names appear in casualty lists. We can't do
+less for our war heroes than we have done for Ty Cobb and Christy
+Mathewson and Smokey Joe Wood. That is not only for the sake of the
+people back home, but for those at the front as well. They like to know
+that people are hearing about them. It is not encouraging to them to
+receive papers and learn that "certain units have done something." Just
+as soon as possible they want to see the name of their regiment and of D
+company and K and F and H. The English name their units after a battle
+and so must we. And we must have plenty of names. It helped Ty Cobb not
+a little in the business of being Ty that thousands of columns of
+newspaper space had built up a tradition behind him. When Joe Wood got
+in a hole it is more than probable that he realized that he must and
+would get himself out again because he was "Smokey Joe." We must do as
+much for private Alexander Brown and corporal James Kelly, and for
+sergeants and major generals, too. We are not a folk who thrive on
+reticence. It is true that we like to blow our own horn but it must be
+remembered that Joshua brought down a great fortress in that manner. The
+trumpets are needed for America. We cannot fight our best to the sound
+of muffled drums.
+
+The man abroad who is sending back the stories of the war must deal with
+the French censor as well as the American, and that reminds us of
+Pétain's mustache. When the great general came to our camp all the
+newspaper stories about his visit were sent to the French military
+censor. All were allowed to pass in due course except one. The
+correspondent concerned went around to find out what was wrong.
+
+"I'm sorry," said the censor, "but I cannot allow this cable message to
+go in its present form. You have spoken of General Pétain's white
+mustache. I might stretch a point and allow you to say General Pétain's
+gray mustache, but I should much prefer to have you say General Pétain's
+blonde mustache."
+
+"Make it green with small purple spots, if you like," said the
+correspondent, "but let my story go."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+MARINES
+
+
+"They tell me," said a young marine in his best confidential and earnest
+manner, "that the Kaiser isn't afraid of the American army, but that he
+is afraid of the marines."
+
+The youngster was hazy as to the source of his information, but he never
+doubted that it was accurate. He felt sure that the Kaiser had heard of
+the marines. Weren't they "first to fight"? And if he didn't fear them
+yet, he would. At least he would when Company D got into action.
+
+No unit in the American army today has the group consciousness of the
+marines. It is difficult to understand just how this has happened.
+Everybody knows that once a regiment, or a division, or even an army,
+has acquired a tradition, that tradition will live long after every man
+who established it has gone. There is, for instance, the Foreign Legion
+of the French army. Thousands and thousands of men have poured through
+this organization. Sickness and shrapnel, the exigencies of the service
+and what not have swept the veterans away again and again, but it is
+still the Foreign Legion. Some of its new recruits will be negro
+horseboys who have missed their ships at one of the ports through
+overprotracted sprees; there will be a gentleman adventurer or two, and
+a fine collection of assorted ruffians. But in a month each will be a
+legionary.
+
+I saw an American negro in a village of France who had been a legionary
+until a wound had stiffened a knee too much to permit him to engage in
+further service. He was a shambling, shuffling, whining, servile negro,
+abjectly sure that some kind white gentleman would give him a pair of
+shoes, or at least a couple of francs. But he had the Croix de Guerre
+and the Medaille Militaire. He had not cringed while he was a legionary.
+
+The tradition of this organization, however, is based on battle service.
+The Legion has seen all the hardest fighting. The tradition of our
+marines rests on something else. They have seen service, of course, but
+it has not been considerable. Their group feeling was at first sheerly
+defensive. There was a time when the marine was a friend of no one in
+the service. He was neither soldier nor sailor. Many of the marine
+officers were men who had been unable to get appointments at West Point
+or Annapolis, or, having done so, had failed to hold the pace at the
+academies. And so the spirit of the officers and the men was that they
+would show the army and the navy of just what stuff a marine was made.
+And they have. It is true that the army and the navy have ceased long
+since to look down upon the marine, but the pressure of handicap has
+been maintained among the marines in France just the same.
+
+It is largely accidental. For instance, when the American troops were
+first billeted in the training area the marines were placed at the upper
+end of the triangle miles further from the field of divisional maneuvers
+than any of their comrades. And so, if Joffre, or Pétain, or
+Clemenceau, or Poincaré, or any of the others came to review the first
+American expeditionary unit, the marines had to march twenty-two miles
+in a day in addition to the ground which they would cover in the review.
+Curiously enough, this did not inspire them with a hatred of the
+reviews, nor did they complain of their lot. They merely took the
+attitude that a few miles more or less made no difference to a marine.
+
+I remember a story a young officer told me about his first hike with the
+marines in France. They had eleven miles to do in the morning and as
+many more in the afternoon, after a brief review. The young officer
+appeared with a pair of light shoes with a flexible sole.
+
+"Look here," said the major, "you'd better put on heavier shoes."
+
+"I think these will suffice, sir," said the young lieutenant. "You see,
+they're modeled on the principle of an Indian moccasin--full freedom for
+the foot, you know."
+
+The major grinned. "Come around and see me this evening," he said, "and
+tell me what you think of the Indians." The man with the moccasin style
+shoe did well enough until the company was in sight of the home village.
+Unfortunately, a halt was called at a point where a brook ran close to
+the road.
+
+The sight of the cool stream made the lieutenant's feet burn and ache
+worse than ever. "I had just about made up my mind to turn my men over
+to the sergeant and limp home, after a crack at the brook," said the
+lieutenant, "when I heard one of the men say that he was tired. There
+was an old sergeant on him like a flash. He was one of the oldest men in
+the regiment. He had never voted the prohibition ticket and rheumatism
+was only one of his ailments, but he hopped right on the kid who said he
+was tired. 'Where do you get off to be a marine?' he said. 'Why, we
+don't call a hike like this marching in the marines. Look here.' And the
+old fellow did a series of jig steps to show that the march was nothing
+to him.
+
+"Well," said the young officer, "I didn't turn the men over to the
+sergeant and I didn't bathe my feet in the brook. I marched in ahead of
+them. You see, I thought to myself, I guess my feet will drop off all
+right before I get there, but I can't very well stop. After all, I'm a
+marine."
+
+Even the Germans did their best to make the marines feel that they were
+troops apart from the others. Only one raid was attempted during the
+summer and then it was the village of the marines upon which a bomb was
+dropped. It injured no one and did ever so much to increase the pride of
+marines, who would remark to less fortunate organizations in the
+training area: "What do you know about aeroplanes?"
+
+When it came time to dig practice trenches, other regiments were content
+to put in the better part of the morning and afternoon upon the work,
+but the marines went to the task of digging in day and night shifts.
+There was a Sunday upon which Pershing announced that he would inspect
+the American troops in their billets. Through some mistake or other he
+arrived in the camp of the marines eight hours behind schedule, but the
+men were still standing under arms without a sign of weariness when he
+arrived. Historical tradition lent itself to maintaining the morale of
+the marines, for their village was once the site of a famous Roman camp
+and one of the men in digging a trench one day came across a segment of
+green metal that the marines assert roundly was part of a Roman sword.
+In a year or two it will be sure to be identified as Cæsar's.
+
+The marines were exclusive and original even in the matter of mascots.
+The doughboys had dogs and cats and a rather mangy lion for pets but no
+other fighting organization in the world has an anteater. The marines
+picked Jimmy up at Vera Cruz and he began to prove his worth as a mascot
+immediately. He was with them when the city was taken. Later he stopped
+off at Hayti and aided in subduing the rebels. He is said to be the only
+anteater who has been through two campaigns. Army life has broadened
+Jimmy. He has learned to eat hardtack and frogs and cornbeef and pie and
+beetles and slum and omelettes. As a matter of fact Jimmy will eat
+almost anything but ants. Of course he wouldn't refuse some tempting
+morsel simply because of the presence of ants, but he no longer finds
+any satisfaction in making an entire meal of the pesky insects. He won't
+forage for them. Things like hardtack and pie, Jimmy finds, will stand
+still and give a hungry man a chance. Lack of practice has somewhat
+impaired the speed of Jimmy and even if he wanted to revert to type it
+is probable that he could catch nothing but the older and less edible
+ants. Of course he does not want to go back to an ant diet. He feels
+that it would be a reflection on the hospitality of his friends, the
+marines.
+
+The marines are equally tactful. In spite of his decline as an
+entomologist Jimmy remains by courtesy an anteater and is always so
+termed when exhibited to visitors. He has two tricks. He will squeal if
+his tail is pulled ever so gently and he will demolish and put out
+burning cigars or cigarettes. The latter trick is his favorite. He
+stamps out the glowing tobacco with his forepaws and tears the cigar or
+cigarette to pieces. The stunt is no longer universally popular. The
+marine who dropped a hundred franc note by mistake just in front of
+Jimmy says that teaching tricks to anteaters is all foolishness.
+
+However, Jimmy has picked up a few stunts on his own account. It is not
+thought probable that any marine ever encouraged him in his habit of
+biting enlisted men of the regular army and reserve officers. There is a
+belief that Jimmy works on broad general principles, and many marines
+fear that they will no longer be immune from his teeth if the
+distinctive forest green of their organization is abandoned for the
+conventional khaki of the rest of the army.
+
+Some little time before the American troops first went into the
+trenches, the marines were scattered into small detachments for police
+duty. Many of them have since been brought together again. There is, of
+course, a good deal of stuff and nonsense in stories about soldiers
+saying, "We want to get a crack at them," and all that, but it is
+literally and exactly true that the marines, both officers and men, were
+deeply disappointed when they could not go to the front with the others.
+Their professional pride was hurt.
+
+Still they did not whine, but went about their traditional police work
+with vigor. I was in a base hospital one day when a doughboy came in all
+gory about the head. "What happened to you?" a doctor asked. "A marine
+told me to button up my overcoat," said the doughboy, "and I started to
+argue with him."
+
+There are not many American army songs yet, but the marines did not wait
+until the war for theirs. Most of it I have forgotten, but one of the
+stunning couplets of the chorus is:
+
+ If the army or the navy ever gaze on heaven's scenes
+ They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+FIELD PIECES AND BIG GUNS
+
+
+War seemed less remote in the artillery camp than in any other section
+of the American training area for the roar of the guns filled the air
+every morning and they sounded just as ominous as if they were in
+earnest. They were firing in the direction of Germany at that, but it
+was a good many score of miles out of range. Just the same the French
+were particular about the point. "We always point the guns toward
+Germany even in practice if we can," said a French instructing officer,
+"it's just as well to start right."
+
+The camp consisted of a number of brick barracks and the soldiers and
+officers were well housed. It was located in wild country, though, where
+it was possible to find ranges up to twelve thousand yards. Scrubby
+woods covered part of the ranges and the observation points towered up
+a good deal higher than would be safe at the front. We went through the
+woods the morning after our arrival and heard a perfect bedlam of fire
+from the guns. There was the sharp decisive note of the seventy-five
+which speaks quickly and in anger and the more deliberate boom of the
+one hundred and fifty-five howitzer. This was a colder note but it was
+none the less ominous. It had an air of premeditated wrath about it. The
+shell from the seventy-five might get to its destination first but the
+one hundred and fifty-five would create more havoc upon arrival. A
+sentry warned us to take the left hand road at a fork in the woods and
+presently we came upon one of the observation towers. It was crammed
+with officers armed with field glasses. Every now and then they would
+write things on paper. They seemed like so many reporters at a baseball
+game recording hits and errors. When we got to the top of the tower we
+found that large maps were part of the equipment as well as field
+glasses. These were wonderfully accurate maps with every prominent tree
+and church spire and house top indicated. The officers were ranging
+from the maps. The French theory of artillery work was not new to the
+American officers, but this was almost the first chance they had ever
+had to work it out for we have no maps in America suitable for ranging.
+
+According to theory the battery should first fire short and then long
+and then split the bracket and land upon the target or thereabouts. The
+men had not been working long and they were still a little more
+proficient in firing short or long than in splitting the bracket. Later
+the American artillery gave a very good account of itself at the school.
+The French instructors told one particular battery that they were able
+to fire the seventy-five faster than it had ever been fired in France
+before. Perhaps there was just a shade of the over-statement of French
+politeness in that, but it was without doubt an excellent battery. In
+the lulls between fire could be heard the drone of aeroplanes for a
+number of officers were flying to learn the principles of aerial
+observation in its uses for fire control. Turning around we could also
+see a large captive balloon. All the junior officers were allowed to
+express a preference as to which branch of artillery work they preferred
+and, although observation is the most dangerous of all, fully
+seventy-five per cent, of the men indicated it as their choice.
+
+Some American officers in other sections of the training area came to
+the conclusion in time that we should go to the English for instruction
+in some of the phases of modern warfare. We did in fact turn to the
+English finally for bayonet instruction and a certain number of officers
+thought that the English would also be useful to us in bombing, but I
+never heard any question raised but that we must continue to go to the
+French for instruction in field artillery until such time as we had
+schools of our own.
+
+The difference in language made occasional difficulties of course. "It
+took us a couple of days to realize that when our instructor spoke of a
+'rangerrang' he meant a 'range error,'" said one American officer, "but
+now we get on famously."
+
+We left the men in the tower with their maps and their glasses and went
+down to see the guns. Our guide took us straight in front of the one
+hundred and fifty-fives while they were firing, which was safe enough as
+they were tossing their shells high in the air. It was better fun,
+though, to stand behind these big howitzers, for by fixing your eye on a
+point well up over the horizon it was possible to see the projectile in
+flight. The shell did not seem to be moving very fast once it was
+located. It looked for all the world as if the gunners were batting out
+flies and this was the baseball which was sailing along.
+
+The French officer who was showing us about said that he could see the
+projectile as it left the mouth of the gun, but though the rest of us
+tried, we could see nothing but the flash. Later we stood behind the
+seventy-fives but since their trajectory is so much lower it is not
+possible to see the shell which they fire. They seemed to make more
+noise than the bigger guns. Fortunately it is no longer considered bad
+form to stick your fingers in your ears when a gun goes off. Most of the
+officers and men in this particular battery were as careful to shut out
+the sound of the cannon as schoolgirls at a Civil War play. Not only did
+they stuff their fingers in their ears, but they stood up on their toes
+to lessen the vibration.
+
+Guns have changed, however, since Civil War days. They are no longer
+drab. Camouflage has attended to that. The guns we saw were streaked
+with red and blue and yellow and orange. They were giddy enough to have
+stood as columns in the Purple Poodle or any of the Greenwich Village
+restaurants.
+
+Before we left the camp we met Major General Peyton C. March, the new
+chief of staff, who was then an artillery officer. We agreed that he was
+an able soldier because he told us that he did not believe in
+censorship. Regarding one slight phase of the training he bound us to
+secrecy, but for the rest he said: "You may say anything you like about
+my camp, good or bad. I believe that free and full reports in the
+American newspapers are a good thing for our army."
+
+We traveled many miles from the field gun school before we came to the
+camp of the heavies. This, too, was a French school which had been
+partially taken over by the Americans. The work was less interesting
+here, for the men were not firing the guns yet, but studying their
+mechanism and going through the motions of putting them in action. Many
+of the officers attached to the heavies were coast artillerymen and
+there was a liberal sprinkling of young reserve officers who had come
+over after a little preliminary training at Fortress Monroe. The General
+in charge of the camp told us that these new officers would soon be as
+good as the best because the most important requirement was a technical
+education and these men had all had college scientific training or its
+equivalent. Just then they were all at school again cramming with all
+the available textbooks about French big guns. They did not need to
+depend on textbooks alone, for the camp contained types of most styles
+of French artillery.
+
+The pride of the contingent was a monster mounted on railroad trucks. It
+fired a projectile weighing 1800 pounds. After the French custom, the
+big howitzer had been honored by a name. "Mosquito" was painted on the
+carriage in huge green letters.
+
+"We call her mosquito," explained a French officer, "because she
+stings."
+
+"Mosquito" had buzzed no less than three hundred times at Verdun, but
+she had a number of stings left. The Americans detailed with the gun
+were loud in its praises and asserted that it was the finest weapon in
+the world. There were other guns, though, which had their partisans.
+Some swore by "Petite Lulu," a squat howitzer, which could throw a shell
+high enough to clear Pike's Peak and still have something to spare.
+There were champions also of "Gaby," a long nosed creature which
+outranged all the rest. Marcel could talk a little faster than any gun
+in camp, but her words carried less weight.
+
+All the menial work about the camp was done by German prisoners. I was
+walking through the camp one day when I saw a little tow-headed soldier
+sitting at the doorstep of his barracks watching a file of Germans
+shuffle by. They were men who had started to war with guns on their
+shoulders, but now they carried brooms.
+
+"Do you ever speak to the German prisoners?" I asked the soldier.
+
+"Oh, yes," said the youngster; "some of them speak English, and they say
+'Hello' to me and I say 'Hello' back to them. I feel sorry for them."
+
+The little soldier looked at the shabby procession again and then he
+leaned over to me confidentially and said with great earnestness as if
+he had made up the phrase on the spot: "You know I have no quarrel with
+the German people."
+
+When we got home after our trips to the artillery camps we found an old
+man in a French uniform eagerly waiting to see us. He told us that he
+was an American, and more than that, a Californian. His name was George
+La Messneger and he was sixty-seven years old. He was French by birth
+and had fought in the Franco-Prussian war, but the next year he went to
+California and lived in Los Angeles until the outbreak of the great war.
+Although more than sixty, La Messneger was accepted by a French
+recruiting officer and he was in Verdun two weeks after he arrived in
+France. Three days later he was wounded and when we met him he had added
+to his adventures by winning a promotion to sous-lieutenant and gaining
+the croix de guerre and the medaille militaire.
+
+Old George came to be a frequent visitor, but though we urged him on he
+would never tell us much about the war. He wanted to talk about
+California.
+
+"I tell the men in my regiment," George would begin, "that out in Los
+Angeles we cut alfalfa five times a year, but they won't believe me."
+
+Gently we tried to lead George back to the war and his experiences. "How
+did you get the military medal, lieutenant?" somebody asked.
+
+"Oh, that was at Verdun," replied the old man.
+
+"It must have been pretty hot up there," said another correspondent.
+
+"Yes," said George, and he began to muse. We imagined that he was
+thinking of those hot days in February when all the guns, big and
+little, were turned loose.
+
+"Yes," said George, "it was pretty hot," and we drew our chairs closer.
+"You know," continued the old man, "a lot of people will tell you that
+Los Angeles is hot. Don't pay any attention to them. I've lived there
+forty years, and I've slept with a blanket pretty much all the time. The
+nights are always cool."
+
+I had heard George before and I knew that he was gone for the evening
+now. As I tiptoed out of the room the old soldier in French horizon blue
+was just warming up to his favorite topic. "San Francisco's nothing,"
+said George, dismissing the city with as much scorn as if it had been
+Berlin or Munich. He talked with such vehemence that all his medals
+rattled.
+
+"We're nearer the Panama Canal," said George, "we're nearer China and
+Japan, and as for harbors----"
+
+But just then the door closed.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+OUR AVIATORS AND A FEW OTHERS
+
+
+At first the ace is low. Our young aviators who will be among the most
+romantic heroes of them all begin humbly on the ground. The American
+army now has the largest flying field in France for its very own, but
+during summer and early autumn many of our men trained in the French
+schools. There his groundling days try the aviator's dignity. He must
+hop before he can fly and perhaps "hop" is too dignified a word. When we
+visited one of the biggest schools, all the new pupils were practicing
+in a ridiculous clipped wing Bleriot called a penguin. This machine was
+a groundhog which scurried over the earth at a speed of twenty or thirty
+miles an hour. It never left the grass tops and yet it provided a
+certain amount of excitement for its pilot, or maybe rider would be
+better.
+
+The favorite trick of the penguin is to turn suddenly in a short half
+circle and collapse on its side. It takes a good deal of skill to keep
+it straight and when the aviator has learned that much he is allowed to
+make a trip in a machine which leaps a little in the air every now and
+then, only to flop to earth again. Then he is ready to fly a Bleriot,
+though, of course, his first trips are made as a passenger. Very little
+time is spent in flying. Staying up in the air is no great trick. It's
+the coming down which gives the trouble. And so the student is eternally
+trying landings. He smashes a good many machines and here the French
+show their keen realization of the mental factor in flying.
+
+"I made a bad landing one day," an American student named Billy Parker
+told me, "and smashed my machine up good and proper. I thought I'd
+killed myself, but they dragged me out from under the junk, picked the
+pieces of wood and aluminum out of my head, stuffed some cotton into my
+nose to check the bleeding and in fifteen minutes they had a new machine
+out and had me up in the air again."
+
+Parker said he felt a bit queer when he got up in the air again. "I had
+a sort of feeling that I belonged down on the ground and not up there,"
+he said. "That was peculiar because usually the air feels very stable
+and friendly. You hate to come down, but this time I was anxious to get
+back and after circling the field once I came down. My landing was all
+right, too, and since then I've never had that scared feeling about the
+air."
+
+The French theory is that the mistake must be corrected immediately. The
+man who has had a smash-up is apt to get air shy if he has a chance to
+brood over his mishap for a day or two.
+
+The last test of the preliminary school is a thirty mile flight with
+three landings. After he has done that the student goes to Pau for his
+test in acrobatics. The chief stunt set for him here is a vrille. The
+student is required to put his machine into a spin at a height of about
+8500 feet and bring it out again. The trick is not particularly
+difficult if the man keeps his head, but the tendency is to turn on the
+power which only accelerates the fall and some are killed at Pau. My
+friend caught malaria as soon as he got there and was allowed to take
+things easily for a week. Finally his test was set for Wednesday. On
+Monday morning the man who slept in the cot to his left went out for his
+test and was killed and on Tuesday the man from the right hand cot was
+killed. Death came very close to the young American. He and a French
+student arrived at the training ground at about the same time. Two
+machines were ready. The instructor hesitated a second and then assigned
+the American to the machine at the right. A few minutes later the
+Frenchman was killed when a wing came off his machine as soon as he
+began his vrille. Fortunately Parker did not know that until after he
+had passed his own test. He saw one other man killed before he left Pau
+and that horrified him more than the accident on the morning of his
+trial.
+
+"The judge who decided whether you passed your test was a little
+Frenchman with a monocle," he said. "He sat in a rocking chair at the
+edge of the field and you had to do the vrille straight in front of him
+or it didn't count. He simply wouldn't turn to look at a flyer. I was
+standing beside him when one fellow got rattled in the middle of a
+vrille and put his power on. Even at that he almost lifted his machine
+out but she came down too fast for him. There was a big smash-up and
+people came running out to the wreck. They sent for a doctor and then
+for a priest, but the terrible little man never moved from his chair.
+'You see,' he cried to me, 'he was stupid! stupid!' This flying test had
+come to seem nothing more than an examination bluebook to him. A fellow
+passed or he flunked and that was all there was to it."
+
+Luck plays its biggest part in a flier's early days at the front. He has
+a lot to learn after he gets there, but the French do not nurse him
+along much. He has to take his chances. It may be that he will get in
+some very tight place before he has learned the fine points and a future
+star will be lost at the outset of his career. On the other hand he may
+come up against German fliers as green as himself and gradually gain a
+technique before he is called upon to face an enemy ace or a superior
+combination of planes. At the front as in the schools the French pay
+keen attention to the mental state of the fliers.
+
+"There was always champagne at mess and they kept the graphophone
+playing all through dinner any night a man from our squadron didn't come
+back," an aviator said to me. "One afternoon we lost two men and before
+dinner they took a leaf out of the table. Our commander didn't want us
+to notice any empty seats or the extra space."
+
+It is difficult to say which nation has the most daring aviators, but
+that honor probably belongs to the English. I asked a Frenchman about it
+and he said: "The English do most of the things you would call stunts.
+There was one, for instance, that made a landing on a German aviation
+field and after firing a few rounds at the aerodrome flew away again.
+That was a stunt. But we think the English are fools with their
+sportsmanship and all that. It doesn't work now. We look at it a little
+differently. We cannot take fool chances. If you take a fool chance you
+are very likely to get killed. That is not nice, of course. We do not
+like to be killed, but more than that, it is one less man for France. We
+must wait until there is a fair show."
+
+"And when is that?" I asked.
+
+"When there are not more than four Germans against you," said the
+careful Frenchman.
+
+The warlike spirit of the French aviators extended even to the servants
+at the preliminary school which we visited. The Americans there were all
+quartered in one big room and their general man of all work was a little
+Annamite from French-Indo-China. Hy seemed the most peaceful member of a
+peace-loving race as he moved about the barracks just before dawn every
+morning waking up the students with a smiling "Bon jour" and an equally
+good-natured "Café." One day he had a holiday and after borrowing a
+uniform he went to a photographer's in the nearest town. From the
+photographer he borrowed a rifle, a cutlass and a pistol. He thrust the
+cutlass into his belt and shouldered the other two weapons. After he had
+assumed a fighting face the picture was taken.
+
+The next day Hy varied the routine. He began with "Bon jour" as usual,
+but before he said "Café" he drew from behind his back the photograph,
+and pointing to it proudly, exclaimed, "brave soldat."
+
+We went from the French school to the big field where the American camp
+was under construction. The bulk of the work was being done by German
+prisoners. One of these, a sergeant, had been a well known architect in
+Munich. The American workers consulted him now and then in regard to
+some building problem and he always gave them good advice. He took
+almost a professional pride in the growing buildings even if they were
+designed to house the men who will one day be the eyes of the American
+army. We asked another prisoner how he got along with the Americans and
+he replied: "Oh, some of them aren't half bad." A third spoke to us in
+meager broken English, although he said that he had lived five years in
+Buffalo. "Are you going back to Germany after the war?" we asked him.
+"Nein," he replied decisively, "Chicago."
+
+Most prisoners professed to be confident that Germany would win the war
+and they all based their faith on the submarine. As we started to go the
+man from Buffalo suddenly held out his hand and said: "So long." Several
+of the correspondents shook hands with him much to the horror of a young
+American in the French flying corps who accompanied us.
+
+"You mustn't do that," he explained. "Any Frenchman who saw you do that
+would be very much shocked."
+
+I remembered then that when I saw German prisoners in any of the large
+towns the French inhabitants took great pains to ignore them. I never
+heard French people jeer at their prisoners. Their attitude was one of
+complete aloofness. Once I saw prisoners in a big railroad station and
+the crowds swept by on either side without a glance as if these men from
+Prussia had been so many trunks or trucks or benches.
+
+If the young Americans at the school had not been so busy learning the
+business of flying they could have formed a cracker jack nine or eight
+or eleven, as the squad included some of the most famous of our college
+athletes.
+
+We also visited an English aerodrome which was not far from our
+headquarters. This was a camp from which planes started for raids into
+Germany. The men who were carrying on this work were all youngsters. I
+saw no one who seemed to be more than twenty-five. Just the day before
+we arrived the Germans had discovered their whereabouts and had raided
+the hangars. One man had been killed and two planes wrecked. Machine gun
+bullets had left holes in all the buildings about the place. The English
+officer smiled when we looked about. "Oh, yes," he said, "the Hun was
+over last night and gave us a bit of a bounce." His slang was fluent but
+puzzling. He was explaining why he and his fellow aviators flew at a
+certain height on raids. "You see," he said, "the Hun can't get his hate
+up as far as that."
+
+The bombing machines of the squadron were huge, powerful planes, but
+they all had pet names painted upon them such as "Bessie" and "Baby" and
+"Winifred" which had been twice to Stuttgart. These English fliers were
+a quiet, reticent crowd who became fearfully embarrassed if anybody
+tried to draw them out on the subject of their exploits. One of them
+went over to an American Red Cross hospital nearby a few days after our
+visit and played bridge with three American doctors there. He had been a
+rather frequent visitor and a keen and eager player, so they were
+somewhat surprised when he told them at nine o'clock that he would have
+to go. He was three francs behind and started to fumble around in his
+pockets to find the change. "Oh, never mind," said one of the doctors.
+"Some other night will do. You'll be over here again pretty soon, I
+hope."
+
+"Oh, no," said the young Englishman, "I'd rather pay up now. Sorry to
+toddle off so early. Beastly nuisance, you know, but I've got to go over
+and bomb Metz to-night."
+
+Much more would be heard of the flying exploits of the English if their
+individual reticence were not combined with a governmental policy of not
+announcing the names of the fliers who bring down enemy planes.
+Unfortunately, the American army seems prepared to follow this example.
+One of the high officers in the American air service in France said that
+he did not intend to treat aviators like prima donnas. He added that he
+thought it was a big mistake to advertise aces. However, the Germans
+play up their star airmen in the newspapers and on the moving picture
+screen and it must be admitted that they have not made many mistakes
+from a purely military point of view.
+
+Inevitably, however, the status of the flier is changing. Nobody regrets
+this more than the aviators of France. The French army used to have a
+saying, "all aviators are a little crazy," and nobody believed it so
+thoroughly as the aviators. They took great pride in being unlike other
+people in a war which was all cramped up into schedule. An aviator got
+up when he felt like it and flew when the mood was on. If he felt
+depressed, or unlucky, or out of sorts, he rolled over and went to sleep
+again. Nobody said anything about it. When he fought the battle was a
+duel with an opponent who was also a knight and sportsman although a
+Boche.
+
+But there was no keeping efficiency out of the air. The German brought
+it there. He discovered that two planes were better than one and three
+even better. He introduced teamwork and the lone French errants of the
+air began to be picked off by groups of Germans who would send one
+machine after another diving down on a single foe. The Flying Circus and
+other aerial teams of the Germans have not only driven chivalry from the
+air, but they have taken a good deal of the joy out of flying. Very
+reluctantly the French have adopted squadron flying and the airman now
+finds himself obeying commands just as if he were an infantryman or an
+artillerist. Even the civilian population has begun to show that it
+realized the change in the status of the aviator. There was, for
+instance, poor Navarre, the finest flier in the army, who was sent to
+prison because he came to Paris on a spree and ran down three gendarmes
+with his racing auto. French aviators cannot see the sense of punishing
+Navarre. I only heard one aviator who had any excuse to offer for the
+civilian authorities.
+
+"After all," he said, "they showed a little judgment. They did not
+arrest Navarre until he had run down three gendarmes."
+
+Although many men in the army have longer lists of fallen Germans to
+their credit, no Frenchman has ever flown with the grace and skill of
+Navarre. The great Guynemer was only a fair flier and owed his success
+to his skill as a gunner. But Navarre was master of all the tricks. Upon
+one occasion he bet a companion that he could make a landing on an army
+blanket. The blanket was duly fastened in the middle of the field and
+away flew the aviator. His preliminary calculation was just a bit off
+and at the last minute he nosed sharply down and wrecked the machine.
+But he hit the blanket and won the bet.
+
+Next to Germany, America has done most to take romance out of the air,
+so the Frenchmen say. The American air student attends lectures and
+learns about meteorology and physics. He learns how to take a motor
+apart and put it together again. In fact, he is versed in all the theory
+of flying long before he is allowed to venture in the air. Of course
+this is the best system. It would be the system of any nation which had
+the opportunity of taking its time, yet the scholarly approach cannot
+fail to dim adventure a little bit. Launcelot would have been a somewhat
+less dashing knight if he had begun his training in chivalry by learning
+the minimum number of foot pounds necessary to unhorse an opponent or
+the relative resilience of chain mail and armor. Yet not all the
+training in the world can take the stunt spirit out of the young
+American aviator. One who shipped as a passenger with a Frenchman bound
+for a bombing raid, paid for his passage by crawling out along the
+fuselage of the machine to release a bomb which had stuck. But it was a
+little incident back of the lines which gave me the best insight into
+the character of the American aviator. I know a young aviator of
+twenty-five who is already a major and the commander of a squadron. He
+wasn't particularly old for his years, either. I remember he told us
+with great glee how he and another young aviation officer had nailed the
+purser in his cabin one night during the trip across. Yet he could be
+stern upon occasion. He was walking along the field one day when he saw
+a plane looping. He was surprised because the French instructor attached
+to the squadron had told them that the type of machine which they were
+using would not do the loop the loop. It didn't have sufficient power,
+he said, nor would it stand the strain.
+
+"It made five loops," said the major in telling the story, "and they
+were dandies, too, as good as I ever saw. I thought it was the
+Frenchman, of course, but I asked somebody and he said, 'No, it's
+Harry.' When he came down I bawled him out. 'You were told not to do
+that, weren't you?' I asked him. He said, 'Yes, sir.' 'Well, what did
+you do it for?' I asked him. 'I guess it was because the Frenchman told
+me it was impossible,' he said. I told him that he would have to turn
+his machine over to another man and that other disciplinary measures
+would be applied. He's in disgrace still and I suppose I've got to keep
+it up for a while. That's all right, good discipline and all that sort
+of thing, you know, but there's one thing I can't take away from him,
+and nobody else can. He's the only man in France that ever looped that
+type of machine. He did it. By golly, I envy him, but I don't dare let
+him know it."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+HOSPITALS AND ENGINEERS
+
+
+Some of the compliments the mannerly French poured out upon the army
+left the Americans feeling that they didn't quite deserve them. Others
+they could take standing. Well to the front of the second lot were all
+the good words for the medical corps. A leading writer for a big
+Parisian afternoon paper took the first three columns of his first page
+to say with undisguised emotion that the French government not merely
+could, with profit, but should and must pattern after the American Army
+Medical Service.
+
+One good army hospital in France is like another and so let it be the
+New York Post Graduate unit which was picked at random for the purpose
+of a visit. We straggled off the train with two old peasant women whose
+absorbed faces under their peaked white caps did not encourage us to
+ask our way of them, and one poilu, bent under the astonishing
+miscellany of the home-going French soldier. He lost his chance to
+escape us by eyeing us with frank if friendly curiosity. Could he direct
+us to the American Army Hospital, we asked, and he wrinkled his weather
+worn nose. No, he hadn't been home since the Americans had come to war,
+but, of course, there was only one building in town big enough and new
+enough to be used by the Americans. If we should turn to the left and
+then to the right and then to the left again we would come to the school
+and there he thought we would find the Americans. We did. To the far end
+of the little town we trudged till we came to a low stone building, gray
+and white, of good stout masonry. We knew it was the American hospital
+because over the arched entrance there hung a "bannière etoilée."
+
+We neared the entrance to the tune of some trumpet blasts, not very well
+played, and we peered from arch to inner court yard just in time to see
+a swarm of khaki-half-clad soldiers running out from barracks. By the
+time they reached the mess door they were khaki-clad. The officer who
+came to take us about explained that on Sunday mornings everybody slept
+late and dressed on the way to breakfast and that discipline was better
+on week days. Then he told us that of all the privates in that unit not
+one had ever been a soldier before. They had been picked for medical
+service first and military service at such time as the officers had
+learned enough to teach it to them. I remember later that one of the
+soldiers objected privately to being drilled by a dentist.
+
+Nine-tenths of the men were fresh out of college, the officer told us,
+and half the other tenth were freshmen or sophomores. Many of the
+enlisted men, we were told, had left incomes in the tens of thousands
+and a few in the hundreds of thousands. The enlisted personnel included
+one matinee idol, one young New York dramatic critic, two middling well
+known young authors, a composer of good but saleable music, and a golfer
+who gets two in the national rating.
+
+The wards were not very different from those of a New York hospital
+back home, except that they housed a strange mixture of patients. About
+half were American soldiers and the rest were civilians from the country
+round about. The French civilians were convinced that though the
+American doctors might cure them with their marvelous medicines and
+speckless cleanliness they would surely kill them with air. This
+particular base hospital was fulfilling two functions for the civilian
+population. It was seeking to take out adenoids and let in air. A great
+New York specialist was attending to the adenoids and making progress.
+It was not always possible to convince the patient that it would do him
+any good to have his adenoids removed, but if the operation gave the
+kind American doctor any pleasure he was willing to let him go ahead.
+The air campaign was making slower progress. Dislike of air is centuries
+old in France and it has become an instinct with the race. I rode in a
+railroad car with a French aviator on a balmy day of early autumn and
+his first act upon entering the compartment was to close both windows.
+Everybody in this part of France has his bed placed inside a closet and
+at night he closes the doors.
+
+Worst of all were the extra precautions against air which the French
+peasants took in case of illness. The young French doctors were at the
+front and the old men who remained always began the treatment of a case
+by advising the patient's relatives to close all the windows and start a
+fire.
+
+At the call of sick babies and old folk of the countryside came
+aristocrats of the New York medical profession whose fees at home would
+have bought the house in which the patient lived. Later, of course, the
+doctors of the hospital will be more rushed by the necessities of the
+soldiers.
+
+"This is hardly more than a germ of what we plan," a doctor explained to
+us. "Do you see those tents?" He pointed across a small field. "Those
+are American engineers and they're going to do nothing for the next few
+months but build additions to this hospital. Every time I go 'way for a
+day I come back to find that they've added a thousand beds to the
+capacity we're planning for. We will extend all the way across the
+fields over to that road before they're done with us." He spoke in a
+joyful voice as if nothing in the world was quite so inspiring as a huge
+hospital filled with patients. That was the professional touch. I
+remember the story one of the doctors told us about a young surgeon who
+was sent up to the French front to help handle the cases after a big
+drive. One of his first patients was a German prisoner who had been shot
+just above the elbow and bayoneted in the stomach. The doctor had no
+great trouble with the elbow and he did what he could for the abdominal
+wound.
+
+"I could save that man all right if it wasn't for that bayonet wound,"
+he said to another American doctor close at hand, and then he added in a
+reproachful voice as he pointed to the gash: "That's an awful dangerous
+place to stab a man."
+
+There were no wounded at the hospital at the time of our visit, but some
+of the soldiers in the medical ward were very sick. There was one boy
+there, who has since mended and gone away, whose recovery seemed
+hopeless. The doctor in charge saw that something was troubling the
+young soldier and so he came to him and told him that he was aggravating
+his illness by this worry or desire.
+
+"Whatever this thing is, you must tell me," said the doctor.
+
+"Do you think I'm going to die?" the boy asked anxiously.
+
+"Oh, I wouldn't say that," the doctor answered a little evasively.
+
+"I knew I was pretty sick," said the boy, catching the evasiveness of
+the doctor's tone, "and if you think I'm going to die and won't ever get
+back home again, there's just one thing I want to ask you to do for me."
+
+"What's that?" said the doctor.
+
+"Couldn't you fix it up for me just once to have ham and eggs and apple
+pie for breakfast?"
+
+The most important thing in the case of all the sick men was to keep
+them from brooding about home. The doctors made a point of getting
+around and talking to the patients to cheer them up. One of them
+complained of homesickness.
+
+"Yes," said the doctor, "I suppose we all have people back there that we
+miss."
+
+"You can just bet I do," said the sick soldier, "I've got the finest
+wife in the world in Des Moines and two children and a Ford."
+
+The health of the staff was excellent, but sometimes they felt homesick,
+too. The enlisted men gave a show the night I was at the hospital and
+during the course of the performance everybody wept or at least got
+moist eyed because the play was about New York. It was laid in a year as
+nameless as the place where the hospital is located. All the program
+said was: "The bachelor apartments of Schuyler Van Allen on a fine June
+night a few weeks after the end of the war." Schuyler had just come back
+from Europe and he found his apartment with everything just as it was on
+the night he had sailed for France. There was the daily paper he had
+left behind with the date May 8, 1917, and he looked at the old sheet
+and mused as he read some of the headlines:
+
+"Kaiser Calls on Troops to Stand Firm," read Schuyler. "The Kaiser," he
+said to himself, and then he added: "I wonder whatever became of him."
+
+The audience laughed at that, but in a moment the doctors and the nurses
+and the patients who weren't sick enough to stay in bed wept. It was all
+because Schuyler looked out of the window and said to his friend: "Oh,
+it's great to be on Fifth Avenue again. I want to see it in every light
+and at every hour of the day. It was fairly blazing tonight with the
+same old hurrying crowd jamming the traffic at Forty-second Street and
+the same old mob pushing and shoving its way into the Grand Central
+subway station." The mention of the subway was too much for the
+audience. By this time the nurse who sat in front of me was dabbing
+violently at her eyes with her pocket handkerchief. She was breaking my
+heart and I leaned forward and asked: "What part of New York do you come
+from?"
+
+"I wasn't ever in New York," she said. "I come from Lima, Ohio."
+
+Like the medical corps, the engineers were peculiarly American and
+peculiarly efficient as well. We first came upon them when we saw a
+tall, stringy man looking out of the window of a little locomotive which
+pulled a train up to a point at the French front. We thought he was an
+American because his jaws were moving back and forth slowly and
+meditatively. Inquiry brought confirmation.
+
+"Sure, I'm an American," said the man in the blue jumpers. "I guess I've
+kicked a hobo off the train for every telegraph pole back on the old
+Rock Island, but this is the toughest railroading job I've struck yet."
+
+The man in the locomotive was a member of an American regiment of
+railroad engineers which had taken over an important military road. They
+had the honor to be the first American troops at the French front who
+came under fire. The engineers were willing to admit that while washouts
+and spreading rails were old stories to them, they did get a bit of a
+thrill the first time they found their tracks torn up by shellfire. But
+the aeroplanes were worse.
+
+"One night," said our friend the engineer, "there was one of those
+flying machines just followed along with us and every time we fired the
+engine and the sparks flew up she'd drop a bomb on us or shoot at us
+with her machine gun. We tried to hit it up a bit, but she kept right up
+with us. They didn't hit us, but once they got so rough we just slowed
+down and laid under the engine for a spell until they decided to quit
+picking on us."
+
+This regiment of railroad engineers was the huskiest outfit I saw in
+France. It was carefully selected from the railroads running into
+Chicago. Of the men originally selected only about one-seventh were
+taken because the railroads found so many men who were eager to go. One
+company boasted one hundred and twenty-five six-footers and all were
+two-fisted fighters. The discipline of the regiment, of course, was not
+that of an infantry unit. I watched an animated discussion between a
+captain and his men as to where some material should be placed when the
+regiment first moved into a new camp.
+
+"You've got the wrong dope about that, Bill," said a private to his
+captain very earnestly. The officer looked at him severely.
+
+"I've told you before about this discipline business, Harry," he said.
+"Any time you want to kick about my orders you call me mister." It is
+hard for a railroad man to realize that a couple of silver bars have
+changed a yardmaster into a captain.
+
+The regiment set great store by the number thirteen. It was put into
+service on a Friday the thirteenth and it left its American base in two
+sections of thirteen cars each. The locomotives' headlight numbers each
+totaled thirteen and the thirteenth of a month found the regiment
+arriving at its European port of entry. The thirteenth of the next month
+found the regiment starting for its French base and when the camp was
+reached a group of interpreters was waiting.
+
+"How many are you?" asked the colonel.
+
+"Myself and twelve companions," replied one of the Frenchmen.
+
+The regiment will never forget the first night at its French base. It
+arrived at midnight but crowds thronged the darkened streets and gave
+the big Americans an enthusiastic greeting, although it was forbidden to
+talk above undertones. Since they could not hurrah for the soldiers,
+the villagers hugged them, and from black windows roses were pelted on
+shadowy figures who tramped up the street to the low rumble of a muffled
+band.
+
+"Great people, these French, so demonstrative," said a captain, who was
+once a trainmaster in a Texas town.
+
+"I was in the theater the other night," he said, "and a couple of
+performers on the stage started to sing 'Madelon.' Well, I'd heard it
+before and I knew the chorus, so when they got that far along I joined
+in. Well, there was a young girl sitting next me and when she saw that I
+knew the song she just threw her arms around my neck and kissed me.
+
+"And now," said the captain, "everybody in the regiment's after me to
+teach 'em that song."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+WE VISIT THE FRENCH ARMY
+
+
+"The Germans haven't thrown a single shell into Rheims today," said our
+conducting officer apologetically. "Yesterday," he continued more
+cheerfully, "they sent more than five hundred big ones and they wounded
+two of my officers."
+
+We left the little inn at the fringe of the town and rode into the
+square in front of the cathedral. At the door the officer turned us over
+to the curator. The old man led us up the aisle to a point not far from
+the altar. Here he stopped, and pointing to a great shell hole in the
+floor said: "On this spot in the year 496 Clovis, the King of the
+Franks, was baptized by the blessed St. Remi with oil which was brought
+from heaven in a holy flask by a dove."
+
+Something flew over the cathedral just then, but we knew it was not a
+dove. It whistled like a strong wind, and presently the shop of a
+confectioner some ten blocks away folded up with a ripping, smashing
+sound. Clovis, with his fourteen centuries wrapped about him, was safe
+enough. He had quit the spot in time. But a younger man ducked. The old
+guide did not even look up.
+
+"The first stone of the present cathedral was laid in May, 1212, by the
+Archbishop Alberic de Humbert," he said.
+
+Another big shell tore the sky, and this time the smash was nearer. It
+seemed certainly no more than nine blocks away. The young man began to
+calculate. He figured that he was seven centuries down, while the
+Germans had nine blocks to go. That was something, but the guide failed
+to keep up his pace through the centuries. There were no more happy
+hiatuses.
+
+"Scholars dispute," he continued, "as to who was the architect of the
+cathedral. Some say it was designed by Robert de Coucy; others name
+Bernard de Soissons, but certain authorities hold to Gauthier de Reims
+and Jean d'Orbais." Two more shells crossed the cathedral. The
+controversy seemed regrettable and the young man shifted constantly from
+foot to foot. He appeared to feel that there was less chance of being
+hit if he were on the wing, so to speak.
+
+"One or two have named Jean Loups," said the guide, but he shook his
+head even as he mentioned him. It was evident that he had no patience
+with Loups or his backers. Indeed, the heresy threw him off his stride,
+and the next smash which came during the lull was more significant than
+any of the others. The crash was the peculiarly disagreeable one which
+occurs when a large shell strikes a small hardware store. Even the guide
+noticed this shell. It reminded him of the war.
+
+"Since April," he said, "the Germans have been bombarding Rheims with
+naval guns. All the shells which they fire now are .320 or larger. They
+fire about 150 shells a day at the city, mostly in the afternoon, and
+they usually aim at the cathedral or some place near by."
+
+The young man noted by his watch that it was just half-past one.
+
+"A week ago the Germans fired a .320 shell through the roof, but it did
+not explode. I will show it to you, but first I must ask you to touch
+nothing, not even a piece of glass, for we want to put everything back
+again that we can after the war."
+
+On the floor there was evidence that some patient hand had made a
+beginning of seeking to fit together in proper sequence all the
+available tiny glass fragments from the shattered rose windows. It was a
+pitiful jigsaw puzzle, which would not work. The curator stepped briskly
+up the nave, and at the end of a hundred paces he stopped.
+
+"This is the most dangerous portion of the cathedral," he explained.
+"Most of the big shells have come in here." And he pointed to three
+great holes in the ceiling. Then he showed us the monstrous shell which
+had not exploded and the fragments of others which had. Down toward the
+west end of town fresh fragments were being made. Each hole in the
+cathedral roof sounded a different note as the shells raced overhead.
+But the old curator was musing again. He had forgotten the war, even
+though the smashed and twisted bits of iron and stone from yesterday's
+clean hit lay at his feet.
+
+"The first stone of the present cathedral was laid in May, 1212, by the
+Archbishop Alberic de Humbert," he said. "Alberic gave all the money he
+could gather and the chapter presented its treasury, and all about the
+clergy appealed for funds in the name of God. Kings of France and mighty
+lords made contributions, and each year there was a great pilgrimage,
+headed by the image of the Blessed Virgin, through all the villages. And
+the building grew and sculptors from all parts of France came and
+embellished it and in 1430 it was finished. You see, gentlemen," he
+said, "it took more than two hundred years to build our cathedral."
+
+We left the cathedral then and paused for a minute in the square before
+the statue of Jeanne d'Arc, who brought her king to Rheims and had him
+crowned. In some parts of France devout persons speak of the Jeanne
+statue in Rheims as a miracle because, although the cathedral has been
+scarred and shattered and every building round the square badly
+damaged, the statue of Jeanne is untouched. I looked closely and found
+the miracle was not perfect. A tiny bit of the scabbard of Jeanne had
+been snipped off by a flying shrapnel fragment, but the sword of Jeanne,
+which is raised high above her head, has not a nick in it.
+
+Crossing the square we went into the office of _L'Eclaireur de l'Est_.
+This daily newspaper has no humorous column, no editorials, no sporting
+page and no dramatic reviews, and yet is probably the most difficult
+journal in the world to edit. The chief reportorial task of the staff of
+_L'Eclaireur_ is to count the number of shells which fall into the city
+each day. That doesn't sound hard. The reporter can hear them all from
+his desk and many he can see, for the cathedral just across the street
+is still the favorite target of the Germans. Sometimes the reporter does
+not have to look so far. The office of _L'Eclaireur_ has been hit eleven
+times during the bombardment and three members of the staff have been
+killed. One big shell fell in the composing room and so now the paper
+is set by hand. It is a single sheet and the circulation is limited to
+the three or four thousand civilians, who have stuck to Rheims
+throughout the bombardment. One of the few who remain is a man who keeps
+a picture postcard shop in a building next door to the newspaper office.
+His roof has been knocked down about his head and his business is hardly
+thriving. I asked him why he remained.
+
+"I started to go away several months ago after one day when they put
+some gas shells into the town," he said. "The very next morning I put
+all my things into a cart and started up that street there. I had gone
+just about to the third street when a shell hit the house behind me. It
+killed my horse and wrecked the wagon and so I picked up my things and
+came back. It seemed to me I wasn't meant to go away from Rheims."
+
+The shelling increased in violence before we left the office of
+_L'Eclaireur_. One shell was certainly not more than a hundred and fifty
+yards away, but the work went on without interruption. The printers who
+were setting ads never looked up. Mostly these advertisements were of
+houses in Rheims which were renting lower than ever before. If there was
+anyone in the visiting party who felt uncomfortable he was unwilling to
+show it, for just outside the door of the newspaper office there sat an
+old lady with a lapful of fancy work. A shell came from over the hills
+and, in the seconds while it whistled and then smashed, the old lady
+threaded her needle.
+
+A day later, when some of us were willing to confess that of all
+miserable sounds the whistling of a shell was the meanest, we found a
+curious kink in the brain of everyone. It was the universal experience
+that the slightest bit of cover, however inadequate, gave a sense of
+safety out of all proportion to its utility. Thus we all felt much more
+uncomfortable in the square than when we stood in the composing room of
+the newspaper which was shielded by the remains of a glass skylight. The
+same curious psychological twist can be found among soldiers at the
+front. Again and again men will be found taking apparent comfort in the
+fact that half an inch of tin roof protects them from the shells of the
+Germans.
+
+One is always taken from the cathedral of Rheims to the wine cellars.
+The children of darkness are invariably wiser than the children of light
+and the champagne merchants have not suffered as the churchmen have.
+Their business places have been knocked about their heads, but their
+treasures are underground deep enough to defy the biggest shells. In the
+cellar of a single company which we visited there were 12,000,000 quarts
+of wine. Even the German invasion at the beginning of the war failed to
+deplete this stock. Hundreds of people live in these cellars, which are
+laid out in avenues and streets. We came first to New York, a street
+with tier upon tier of wine bottles; then to Boston, then to Buenos
+Ayres, then to Montreal. One of the visitors explained that the street
+named New York contained the wine destined to be shipped to that city,
+while Buenos Ayres contained the consignment for the Argentine capital,
+and so on. We nodded acceptance of the theory, but the next wine-laden
+street was called Carnot and the next was Jeanne d'Arc.
+
+From the cellars we made a journey to a battery of French .75's. It was
+a peaceful military station, for so well were the guns concealed that
+they seemed exempt from German fire, in spite of the fact that they had
+been in place for half a year. The men sat about underground playing
+cards and reading newspapers, but the commander of the battery was
+unwilling that we should go with such a peaceful impression of his guns.
+He brought his men to action with a word or two and sent six shells
+sailing at the German first line trenches for our benefit. We left, half
+deafened, but delighted.
+
+No child could be more eager to show a toy than is a French officer to
+let a visitor see in some small fashion how the war wags. We went from
+the battery to a first line trench. It was slow work down miles and
+miles of camouflaged road to the communicating trench, and all along the
+line we were stopped by kindly Frenchmen, who wanted us to see how their
+dugouts were decorated or the nature of their dining room or the first
+aid dressing station or any little detail of the war with which they
+were directly concerned. Much can be done with a dugout when a few back
+numbers of _La Vie Parisienne_ are available. Still, this scheme of
+decoration may be carried too far. I will never forget the face of a Y.
+M. C. A. man who joined us at a French officers' mess one day. It was a
+low ceilinged room, with pine walls, but not an inch of wall was
+visible, for a complete papering of _La Vie Parisienne_ pictures had
+been provided. Among the ladies thus drafted for decorative purposes
+there was perhaps chiffon enough to make a single arm brassard.
+
+Trenches, save in the very active sectors, give the visitor a sense of
+security. Open places are the ones which try the nerves of civilians,
+and it was pleasant to walk with a wall of earth on either hand, even if
+some of us did have to stoop a bit. From the point where we entered the
+communication trench to the front line was probably not more than half a
+mile as the crow flies--if, indeed, he is foolish enough to travel over
+trenches--but the sunken pathway turned and twisted to such an extent
+that it must have been two miles before we struck even the third line.
+Here we were held while ever so many dugouts and kitchens and gas alarm
+stations and telephones were exhibited for us. They were all included in
+the routine of war, but of a sudden romance popped up from underground.
+The conducting officer paused at the entrance of a passage. "Another
+dugout" we thought.
+
+"Bring them up!" said the officer to a soldier, and the poilu scrambled
+down the steps and came up with a bird cage containing two birds.
+
+"These are the last resort," explained the officer. "We send messages
+from the trenches by telephone, if we can. If the wires are destroyed we
+use flashes from a light, but if that station is also broken and we must
+have help the birds are freed."
+
+Neither pigeon seemed in the least puffed up over the responsibility
+which rested upon him.
+
+The German trenches were just 400 yards away from the first lines of the
+French. It was possible to see them by peering over the rim of the
+trench, but we quickly ducked down again. Presently we grew less
+cautious, and one or two tried to stare the Germans out of countenance.
+If they could see that strangers were peeping at them they paid no
+attention.
+
+The French officer in charge seemed embarrassed. He explained that it
+was an exceptionally quiet day. Only the day before the Germans had been
+active with trench mortars, and he couldn't understand why they were
+sulking now. Possibly the bombardment from the French .75's, which had
+been going on all day, had softened them a bit. He looked about the
+trench dejectedly. The soldiers of the front line were playing cards,
+eating soup or modeling little grotesque figures out of the soft rock
+which lined the walls of the trenches. He called sharply to a soldier,
+who fetched a box of rifle grenades out of a cubbyhole and sent half a
+dozen, one after the other, spinning at the German lines. Probably they
+fell short, or perhaps the Germans were simply sullen. At any rate, they
+paid no attention. They were not disposed into being prodded to show
+off for American visitors.
+
+The officer suddenly thought up a method to retrieve the lost reputation
+of his trench. If we could only stay until dark he would send us all out
+on a patroling party right up to the wire in front of the German first
+line. We declined, and made some little haste to leave this ever so
+obliging officer. In another moment we feared he would organize an
+exhibition offensive for our benefit and reserve us places in the first
+wave.
+
+If things were quiet on the ground there was plenty of activity aloft.
+It was a clear day, and both sides had big sausage balloons up for
+observation. Once a German plane tried to attack a French sausage, but
+it was driven off, and all day long the Germans sought without success
+to wing the balloon with one of their long range guns. In that
+particular sector on that particular day the French unquestionably had
+the mastery of the air. We saw four of their 'planes in the air to every
+one German, and once a fleet of five cruised over the German lines. The
+Boche opened on them with shrapnel. It was a clear day, without a
+breath of wind, and the white puffs clung to the sky at the point where
+they broke. Presently the French planes swooped much lower, and the
+Germans opened on them with machine guns. Somebody has said that machine
+gun fire sounds as if a crazy carpenter was shingling a roof, and
+somebody else has compared the noise to a typewriter being operated in
+an upper room, but it is still more like a riveting machine. It has a
+business-like, methodical sound to me. To my ear there is no malice in a
+machine gun, but then I have never heard it from an aeroplane.
+
+The officer in charge accompanied us to the end of the communicating
+trench.
+
+"Where are you going?" he asked.
+
+We told him that we were going directly to Paris.
+
+"Have a good time," he said, "but leave one dinner and one drink for
+me."
+
+"You are going to Paris?" we asked.
+
+He looked over toward the German wire and smiled a little. "I may," he
+said.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+VERDUN
+
+
+From the hills around Verdun we saw the earth as it must have looked on
+perhaps the fourth day of creation week. It was all frowsy mud and
+slime. Man was down deep in the dust from which he will spring again
+some day. There was not even a foothold for poppies on the hills around
+Verdun, for mingled with the old earth scars were fresh ones, and there
+will be more tomorrow.
+
+The Germans have been pushed back of the edges of the bowl in which
+Verdun lies, and now their only eyes are aeroplanes. Big naval guns are
+required to reach the city itself, but the Germans are not content to
+leave the battered town alone. They bang away at ruins and kick a city
+which is down. They fire, too, at the citadel, but do no more than
+scratch the top of this great underground fortress.
+
+Our guide and mentor at Verdun was a distinguished colonel, very
+learned in military tactics and familiar with every phase of the various
+Verdun campaigns. The extent of his information was borne home to us the
+first day of the trip, for he stood the party on top of Fort Souville
+and carried on a technical talk in French for more than half an hour,
+while German shells, breaking a few hundred yards away, sought in vain
+to interrupt him.
+
+From the top of Souville it was possible to see gun flashes and to spy,
+now and again, aeroplanes which darted back and forth all day, but not a
+soldier of either side was to be seen through the strongest glasses. On
+no front have men dug in so deeply as at Verdun. They have good reason
+to snuggle into the earth, for the French have a story that one of their
+projectiles killed men in a dugout seventy-five feet below the surface.
+They thought that this terrific penetration must have been due to the
+fact that the shell hit fairly upon a crack in the concrete and wedged
+its way through.
+
+Barring plumbing, which is always an after thought in France, the French
+make the underground dwellings of the soldiers moderately comfortable.
+There are ventilating plants and electric lights, and in the citadel a
+motion picture theater. In one underground stronghold we found the
+telephone central for all the various positions around Verdun. We
+wondered whether or not he was ever obliged to report, "Your party
+doesn't answer."
+
+We traveled far underground, and at last the colonel brought us out
+again near the high, bare spot where the automobiles had been left. As
+we walked down the road there was a particularly vicious bang some place
+to our left.
+
+"That wasn't very far away," said the colonel.
+
+This was the first shell which had stirred him to interest or attention.
+Presently there came another bang, and this seemed just as loud. The
+colonel paused thoughtfully.
+
+"Maybe one of their aeroplanes has seen us and spotted us for the
+artillery," he said. "Tell the chauffeurs to turn the cars around at
+once, and we'll go."
+
+The chauffeurs turned the cars with commendable alacrity and the
+colonel walked slowly toward them. But his roving glance rested for an
+instant upon a little ridge across the valley to his left which brought
+memories to his mind and he stopped in the middle of the road and began:
+"In the Spring of 1915----" On and on he went in his beautiful French
+and described some small affair which might have influenced the entire
+subsequent course of events. It seemed that if the Germans had varied
+their plan a little the French defensive scheme would have been upset
+and all sorts of things would have happened. At the end of twenty
+minutes he had done full justice to the subject and then he recollected.
+
+"We'd better go now," he said, "the Germans may have spotted us."
+
+We messed with the French officers in the citadel that night and found
+that they were ready to converse on almost any subject but the war.
+Literature was their favorite topic. Although the colonel spoke no
+English, he was familiar with much American literature in translation.
+Poe he knew well, and he had read a few things of Mark Twain's.
+Somebody mentioned William James, and a captain quoted at length from
+an essay called "A Moral Equivalent for War." The lieutenant on my right
+wanted to know whether Americans still read Walt Whitman, and I wondered
+whether the same familiarity with French literature would be encountered
+in any American mess. This little lieutenant had been a professor or
+instructor some place or other when the war began and had several
+poetical dramas in verse to his credit. He had written a play called
+"Dionysius" in rhymed couplets. At the beginning of the war he had
+enlisted as a private and had seen much hard service, which had brought
+him two wounds, a medal and a commission. He hoped ardently to survive
+the war, for he felt that he could write ever so much better because he
+had been thrown into close relationship with peasants and laborers. He
+found their talk meaty, and at times rich in poetry. One day, he
+remembered, his regiment had marched along a country road in a fine
+spring dawn. His comrade to the right, a Parisian peddler, remarked as
+they passed a gleaming forest: "There is a wood where God has slept."
+The little lieutenant said that if he had the luck to live through the
+war he was going to write plays without a thought of the Greeks and
+their mythology. He hoped, if he should live, to write for the many as
+well as the few. I wondered to myself just what sort of plays one of our
+American highbrows would write if he served a campaign with the 69th or
+drove an army mule.
+
+The French army tries to let the men at the front live a little better
+than elsewhere if it is possible to get the food up to them. In the
+citadel at Verdun the men dine in style now that the incoming roads are
+pretty much immune from shell fire. Our luncheon with the officers on
+the night of the twenty-fifth of September, for instance, consisted of
+hors d'oeuvres, omelette aux fines herbes, bifsteck, pommes
+parmentier, confitures, dessert, café, champagne and pinard. And for
+dinner we had potage vermicelli, oefs bechamel, jambon aux epinards,
+chouxfleur au jus, duchesse chocolat, fruits, dessert, café and, of
+course, champagne and pinard.
+
+We spent the night in the citadel and a little after midnight the German
+planes came over. They bombed the town and dropped a few missiles on the
+citadel, but they did no more than dent the roof a bit. Our rooms were
+almost fifty meters underground and the bombs sounded little louder than
+heavy rain on the roof. Certainly they did not disturb the Frenchman
+just down the hall. His snores were ever so much louder than the German
+bombs.
+
+On the morning of our second day we crossed the Meuse and drove down
+heavily camouflaged roads to Charny. Five hundred yards away a French
+battery was under heavy bombardment from big German guns. We could see
+the earth fly up from hits close to the gun emplacements. Five hundred
+yards away men were being killed and wounded, but the soldiers in Charny
+loafed about and smoked and chatted and paid no attention. This
+bombardment was not in their lives at all. The men of the battery might
+have been the folk who walk upside down on the other side of the earth.
+
+"The last time I came to Charny," said the Colonel, "I had to get in a
+dugout and stay five hours because the Germans bombarded it so hard.
+
+"But that was in the afternoon," he reassured us; "the Germans never
+bombard Charny in the morning."
+
+We stood and watched the two sheets of fire poured upon the battery
+until somebody called attention to the fact that it was almost noon and
+we returned to the citadel. And at two o'clock that afternoon we stood
+on a hilltop overlooking the valley and sure enough the Germans were
+giving Charny its daily strafe. Shells were bursting all around the
+peaceful road we had traveled in the morning. Probably by now the men in
+the battery were idling about and taking their ease. After all there is
+something to be said for a foe who plays a system.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+WE VISIT THE BRITISH ARMY
+
+
+He was twenty-six and a major, but he was three years old in the big
+war, and that is the only age which counts today in the British army.
+The little major was the first man I ever met who professed a genuine
+enthusiasm for war. It had found him a black sheep in the most remote
+region of a big British colony and had tossed him into command of
+himself and of others. Utterly useless in the pursuit of peace, war had
+proved a sufficiently compelling schoolmaster to induce the study of
+many complicated mechanical problems, of subtler ones of psychology, not
+to mention two languages. It is true that his German was limited to
+"Throw up your hands" and "Come out or we'll bomb you," but he could
+carry on a friendly and fairly extensive conversation in French. The
+tuition fee was two wounds.
+
+He was a fine, fair sample of the slashing, swanking British army which
+backs its boasts with battalions and makes its light words good with
+heavy guns. We rode together in a train for several hours on the way to
+the British front and when I told him I was a newspaper man he was eager
+to tell me something of what the British army had done, was doing and
+would do.
+
+"If they'd cut out wire and trenches and machine guns and general
+staffs," said the little major, "we'd win in two months." Without these
+concessions he did not expect to see the end for at least a year.
+However, he was concerned for the most part with more concrete things
+than predictions, and I'd best let him wander on as he did that
+afternoon with no interruption save an occasional question. He was
+returning to the front after being wounded. There had been boating and
+swimming and tennis and "a deuced pretty girl" down there at the resort
+where he had been recuperating, and yet he was glad to be back.
+
+"You see," the little major explained, "I have been in all the shows
+from the beginning and I'd feel pretty rotten if they were to pull
+anything off without me. The C.O. wants me back. I have a letter here
+from him. He tells me to take all the time I need, but to get back as
+soon as I can. The C.O. and I have been together from the beginning. It
+isn't that the new fellow isn't all right. Quite likely he's a better
+officer than I am, but the C.O. wants the old fellows that he's seen in
+other shows and knows all about. That's why I want to get back. I want
+to see what the new fellow's doing with my men."
+
+He limped a little still, and I pressed him to tell me about his wound.
+It seemed he got it in "the April show."
+
+"There was a bit of luck about that," he said. "I happened to take my
+Webley with me when we went over, as well as my cane. They've got a
+silly rule now that officers mustn't carry canes in an attack and that
+they must wear Tommies' tunics, so the Fritzies can't spot them. They
+say we lose too many officers because they expose themselves. Nobody
+pays much attention to that rule. You won't find many officers in
+Tommies' tunics, but you will find 'em out in front with their canes.
+
+"And there's sense to it. I've always said that I wouldn't ask my men to
+go any place I wasn't willing to go and to go first. 'Come on,' that's
+what we say in the British army. The Germans drive their men from
+behind. Some of their officers are very brave, you know, but that's the
+system. I remember in one show we were stuck at the third line of barbed
+wire. The guns hadn't touched it, but it wasn't their fault. There was a
+German officer there, and he stood up on the parapet, and directed the
+machine gun fire. He'd point every place we were a little thick and then
+they'd let us have it. We got him, though. I got a machine gunner on
+him. Just peppered him. He was a mighty brave officer."
+
+I reminded the little major that I wanted to hear about his wound.
+
+"We were coming through a German trench that had been pretty well
+cleaned out, but close up against the back there was a soldier hiding.
+When I came by he cut at me with his bayonet. He only got me in the
+fleshy part of my leg, and I turned and let him have it with my Webley.
+Blew the top of his head right off. Silly ass, wasn't he? Must have
+known he'd be killed."
+
+I asked him if his wound hurt, and he said no, and that he was able to
+walk back, and felt quite chipper until the last mile.
+
+"The first thing a wounded man wants to do," he explained, "is to get
+away. If he's been hit he gets a sudden crazy fear that he's going to
+get it again. Most wounds don't hurt much, and as soon as a man's out of
+fire and puts a cigarette in his mouth he cheers up. He's at his best if
+it's a blighty hit."
+
+Here I was forced to interrupt for information.
+
+"A blighty hit! Don't you know what that is? It's from the song they
+sing now, 'Carry Me Back to Blighty.' Blighty's England. I think it's a
+Hindustani word that means home, but I won't be sure about that. Anyhow,
+a blighty hit's not bad enough to keep you in France, but bad enough to
+send you to England. Those are the slow injuries that aren't so very
+dangerous.
+
+"Next to getting to Blighty a fellow wants a cigarette. I never saw a
+man hit so bad he couldn't smoke. I saw a British 'plane coming down one
+day and the tail of it was red. The Germans fix up their machines like
+that, but I knew this wasn't paint on a British plane. He made a tiptop
+landing, and when he got out we saw part of his shoulder was shot away
+and he had a hole in the top of his head. 'That was a close call,' he
+said, and he took out a cigarette, lighted it and took two puffs. Then
+he keeled over."
+
+The little major and I got out to stretch our legs at a station
+platform, and I noticed that salutes were punctiliously given and
+returned. "I suppose," I said, quoting a bit of misinformation somebody
+had supplied, "that out at the front all this saluting is cut out."
+
+"No, sir," said the little major sternly. "Somebody told that to the
+last batch of recruits that was sent over, but we taught 'em better
+soon. They don't get the lay of it quite. It isn't me they salute; it's
+the King's uniform. Of course, I don't expect a man to salute if I pass
+him in a trench; but if he's smoking a cigarette I expect him to throw
+it away and I expect him to straighten up.
+
+"You've got to let up on some things, of course. There's shaving now. I
+expect my men to shave every day when they're not in the line, but you
+can't expect that in the trenches. Naturally, I shave myself every day
+anyhow, but I'm lenient with the men. I don't insist on their shaving
+more than every other day."
+
+When I got to the château where the visiting correspondents stay I found
+the officers at mess. There were four British officers, a Roumanian
+general, a member of Parliament, a Dutch painter and an American
+newspaperman. As at Verdun the conversation had swung around to
+literature. It all began because somebody said something about Shaw
+having put up at the château when he visited the front.
+
+"Awful ass," said an English officer who had met the playwright out
+there. "He was no end of nuisance for us. Why, when he got out here we
+found he was a vegetarian, and we had to chase around and have
+omelettes fixed up for him every day."
+
+"I censored his stuff," said another. "I didn't think much of it, but I
+made almost no changes. Some of it was a little subtle, but I let it get
+by."
+
+"I heard him out here," said a third officer, "and he talked no end of
+rot. He said the Germans had made a botch of destroying towns. He said
+he could have done more damage to Arras with a hammer than the Germans
+did with their shells. Of course, he couldn't begin to do it with a
+hammer, and, anyway, he wouldn't be let. I suppose he never thought of
+that. Then he said that the Germans were doing us a great favor by their
+air raids. He said they were smashing up things that were ugly and
+unsanitary. That's silly. We could pull them down ourselves, you know,
+and, anyhow, in the last raid they hit the postoffice."
+
+"The old boy's got nerve, though," interrupted another officer. "I was
+out at the front with him near Arras and there was some pretty lively
+shelling going on around us. I told him to put on his tin hat, but he
+wouldn't do it. I said, 'Those German shell splinters may get you,' and
+he laughed and said if the Germans did anything to him they'd be mighty
+ungrateful, after all he'd done for them. He don't know the Boche."
+
+"He told me," added a British journalist, "'when I want to know about
+war I talk to soldiers.' I asked him: 'Do you mean officers or Tommies?'
+He said that he meant Tommies.
+
+"Now you know how much reliance you can put in what a Tommy says. He'll
+either say what he thinks you want him to say or what he thinks you
+don't want him to say. I told Shaw that, but he paid no attention."
+
+Here the first officer chimed in again. "Well, I stick to what I've said
+right along. I don't see where Shaw's funny. I think he's silly."
+
+The major who sat at the head of the table deftly turned the
+conversation away from literary controversy. "What did you think of
+Conan Doyle?" he said.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Bright and early next morning we started out to follow in the footsteps
+of Shaw. We went through country which had been shocked and shaken by
+both sides in their battles and then dynamited in addition by the
+retreating Germans. I stood in Peronne which the Germans had dynamited
+with the greatest care. They left the town for dead, but against a
+shattered wall was a sign which read, "Regimental cinema tonight at the
+Splinters--CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN SHANGHAIED." This was first aid. A frozen
+man is rubbed with snow and a town which has suffered German
+frightfulness is regaled with Charlie Chaplin.
+
+Life will come back to that town in time and to others. After all life
+is a rubber band and it will be just as it was only an instant after
+they let go. We turned down the road to Arras and drove between fields
+which had been burned to cinders and trodden into mud by men and guns
+only a few weeks ago. Now the poppies were sweeping all before them.
+Into the trenches they went and over. First line, second line, third
+line, each fell in turn to the redcoats. They were so thick that the
+earth seemed to bleed for its wounds.
+
+Presently we were in Arras and our officer led us into the cathedral.
+"We won't stay in here long," said the officer. "The Germans drop a
+shell in here every now and then and the next one may bring the rest of
+the walls down. People keep away from here." This indeed seemed a very
+citadel of destruction and loneliness, but as we turned to go we heard a
+mournful noise from an inner room. We investigated and found a Tommy
+practicing on the cornet. He was playing a piece entitled, "Progressive
+Exercises for the Cornet--Number One." He stood up and saluted.
+
+"Have the Germans bombarded the town at all today?" the captain asked.
+
+"Yes, sir," said the Tommy. "They bombarded the square out in front here
+this morning."
+
+"Did they get anybody?"
+
+"No, sir, only a Frenchman, sir," replied the Tommy with stiff
+formality.
+
+"Was there any other activity?"
+
+"Yes, sir, there were some aeroplanes over about an hour ago and they
+dropped some bombs in there," said the Tommy indicating a street just
+back of the cathedral.
+
+"And what were we doing?" persisted the captain.
+
+"We were trying out some new anti-aircraft ammunition," explained the
+Tommy patiently, "but I don't think it was any good, sir, because most
+of it came down and buried itself over there," and he indicated a spot
+some fifteen or twenty feet from his music room.
+
+The captain could think of no more inquiries just then and the soldier
+quickly folded up his cornet and his music and after saluting with
+decent haste left the cathedral. For the sake of his music he was
+willing to endure shells and bombs and shrapnel fragments but questions
+put him off his stride entirely. He fled, perhaps, to some shell hole
+for solitude.
+
+From the cathedral we went to the town hall. Here again one could not
+but be impressed with the futility of destruction. The Germans have torn
+the building cruelly with their shells and their dynamite, but beauty is
+tough. Dynamite a bakeshop and you have only a mess. Shell a tailor's
+and rubbish is left. But it is different when you begin to turn your
+guns against cathedrals and town halls. If a structure is built
+beautifully it will break beautifully. The dynamite has cut fine lines
+in the jagged ruins of the Town Hall. The Germans have smashed
+everything but the soul of the building. They didn't get that. It was
+not for want of trying, but dynamite has its limitations.
+
+We got up to the lines the next day and had a fine view of the opposing
+trench systems for ten or twelve miles. Our box seat was on top of a
+hill just back of Messines ridge. We saw a duel between two aeroplanes,
+the explosion of a munitions dump, and no end of big gun firing but the
+officer who conducted us said that it was a dull morning. Our day on the
+hill was a clear one after three days of low clouds, and all the fliers
+were out in force. Almost two dozen British 'planes were to be seen from
+the hilltop, as well as several captive balloons. Although the English
+'planes flew well over the German lines, they drew no fire, but
+presently the sky began to grow woolly. Little round white patches
+appeared, one against the other, cutting the sky into great flannel
+figures. Then we saw above it all a 'plane so high as to be hardly
+visible. Indeed, we should not have seen it but for the telltale
+shrapnel. These were our guns, and this was no friend. Now it was almost
+over our heads. It seemed intent upon attacking one of the British
+captive balloons, which could only stand and wait. The guns were
+snarling now. We were close enough to hear the anger in every shot. The
+shrapnel broke behind, below, above and in front of the aeroplane, but
+on it sailed, untouched, like a glass ball in a Buffalo Bill shooting
+trick.
+
+Yet here was no poor marksmanship, for at ten thousand feet the air
+pilot has forty seconds to dodge each shell. He merely has to watch the
+flash of the gun and then dive or rise or slide to right or left.
+Sometimes, indeed, the shrapnel lays a finger on him, but he whirls away
+out of its grip like a quarterback in a broken field. The guns stopped
+firing, although the German was still above the British lines. Somebody
+was up to tackle him at closer range. Where our 'plane came from we did
+not know. The sky was filled all morning with English fliers, but each
+appeared to have definite work in hand, and not one paid the slightest
+attention to the German intruder. This was a special assignment. When we
+caught sight of the English flier he had maneuvered into a position
+behind his German adversary. We caught the flashes from the machine
+guns, but we could hear no sound of the fight above us. The 'planes
+darted forward and back. They were clever little bantams, these, and
+neither was able to put in a finishing blow. Our stolid guiding officer
+was up on his toes now and rooting as if it were some sporting event in
+progress. Looking upward at his comrade, ten thousand feet aloft, he
+cried: "Let him have it!"
+
+The hostile attitude of the spectators or something else discouraged the
+German and he turned and made for his own lines. The Englishman pursued
+him for a time and then gave up the chase. The consensus of opinion was
+that the Briton had won the decision on points.
+
+"They've been making a dead set for our balloons all week," said an
+English soldier after the German 'plane had been driven away.
+
+"If they get the balloon does that mean that they get the observer?" I
+asked in my ignorance.
+
+"Lord bless you no," said the soldier. "No danger for 'im, sir. He just
+jumps out with a parachute."
+
+Next we turned our attention to the big gun firing. We could see the
+flash of the guns of both sides and hear the whistle of the shells.
+After the flash one might mark the result if he had a sharp eye. There
+was no trouble in following the progress of one particular British shell
+for an instant after the flash a high column of smoke arose above a town
+which the Germans held. A minute or so later we had our own column for a
+German shell hit one of the many munition dumps scattered about behind
+the British front. Our own hill was pocked with shell holes and the
+tower near which we stood was nibbled nigh to bits and we had a wakeful,
+stimulating feeling that almost any minute something might drop on or
+near us. The Tommy with whom we shared the view undeceived us.
+
+"This hill!" he said. "Why there was a time when it was as much as your
+life was worth to stand up here and now the place's nothing but a
+bloomin' Cook's tour resort."
+
+Our last day with the army was spent at the University of Death and
+Destruction where the men from England take their final courses in
+warfare. We began with a class which was having a lesson in defense
+against bombs. A tin can exploded at the feet of a Scotchman and
+peppered his bare legs. Five hundred soldiers roared with laughter, for
+the man in the kilt had flunked his recitation in "Trench Raiding."
+Officially the Scot was dead, for the tin can represented a German bomb.
+They were cramming for war in the big training camp and they played
+roughly. The imitation bombs carried a charge of powder generous enough
+to insure wholesome respect. The Scot, indeed, had to retire to have a
+dressing made.
+
+The trench in which the class was hard at work was perfect in almost
+every detail, save that it lacked a back wall. This was removed for the
+sake of the audience. An instructor stood outside and every now and
+again he would toss a bomb at his pupils. He played no favorites. The
+good and the bad scholar each had his chance. In order to pass the
+course the soldier had to show that he knew what to do to meet the bomb
+attack. He might take shelter in the traverse; he might kick the bomb
+far away; or, with a master's degree in view, he might pick up the
+imitation bomb and hurl it far away before it could explode. Speed and
+steady nerves were required for this trick. An explosion might easily
+blow off a finger or two. Yet, after all, it was practice. Later there
+might be other bombs designed for bigger game than fingers.
+
+We followed the students from bombs to bayonets. The men with the cold
+steel were charging into dummies marked with circles to represent spots
+where hits were likely to be vital. It looked for all the world like
+football practice and the men went after the dummies as the tacklers
+used to do at Soldiers' Field of an afternoon when the coach had pinned
+blue sweaters and white "Y's" on the straw men. There was the same
+severely serious spirit. In a larger field a big class was having
+instruction in attack. Before them were three lines of trenches
+protected by barbed wire ankle high. At a signal they left their trench
+and darted forward to the next one. Here they paused for a moment and
+then set sail for the second trench. At another signal they were out of
+that and into a third trench. From here they blazed away at some targets
+on the hill representing Germans and consolidated their positions.
+Instructors followed the charge along the road which bordered the
+instruction field. They mingled praise and blame, but ever they shouted
+for speed. "Make this go now," would be the cry, and to a luckless wight
+who had been upset by barbed wire and sent sprawling: "What do you mean
+by lying there, anyhow?"
+
+It was a New Zealand company which I saw, and in the class were a number
+of Maoris. These were fine, husky men of the type seen in the Hawaiian
+Islands. All played the game hard, but none seemed so imaginatively
+stirred by it as the Maoris. They were fairly carried away by the
+enthusiasm of a charge, and left their trenches each time shouting at
+top voice. The capture of the third trench by no means satisfied them.
+They wanted to go on and on. If the officer had not called a halt
+there's no telling but that they might have invaded the next field and
+bayoneted the bombardiers. Over the hill there was a rattle of machine
+guns and beyond that a more scattering volume of musketry. We stopped
+and watched the men at their rifle practice.
+
+"You wouldn't believe it," said the instructor, "but we've got to keep
+hammering it home to men that rifles are meant to shoot with. For a time
+you heard nothing but bayonets. A gun might have been nothing more than
+a pike. Later everything was bombs, and sometimes soldiers just stood
+and waited till the Boches got close, so that they could peg something
+at 'em. But when these men go away they're going to know that the bombs
+and the bayonet are the frill. It's the shooting that counts."
+
+We saw a good deal of the British army during our trip but the thing
+which gave me the clearest insight into the fundamental fighting,
+sporting spirit of the army was a story which an officer told me of an
+incident which occurred in the sector where he was stationed. An
+enlisted man and an officer were trapped during a daylight patrol when a
+mist lifted and they had to take shelter in a shell hole. They lay there
+for some hours, and then the soldier endeavored to make a break back for
+his own trenches. No sooner had his head and shoulders appeared above
+the shell hole than a German machine gun pattered away at him. He was
+hit and the officer started to climb up to his assistance.
+
+"No, don't come," said the soldier. "They got me, sir." He put his hand
+up and indicated a wound on the left hand side of his chest. "It was a
+damn good shot," he said.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+BACK FROM PRISON
+
+
+France has a better right to fight than any nation in the world because
+she can wage war, even a slow and bitter war, with a gesture. Misery
+does not blind the French to the dramatic. Even the tears and the
+heartache are made to count for France. We saw wounded men come back
+from German prison camps and Lyons made the coming of these wrecked and
+shattered soldiers a pageant. Gray men, grim men, silent men stood up
+and shouted like boys in the bleachers because there was someone there
+to greet them with the right word. There is always somebody in France
+who has that word.
+
+This time it was a lieutenant colonel of artillery. He was a man big as
+Jess Willard and his voice boomed through the station like one of his
+own huge howitzers as he swung his arm above his head and said to the
+men from Germany: "I want you all to join with me in a great cry. Open
+your throats as well as your hearts. The cry we want to hear from you is
+one that you want to give because for so long a time you have been
+forbidden to cry 'Vive la France.'" The big man shouted as he said it,
+but this time the howitzer voice was not heard above the roar of other
+voices.
+
+The French soldiers who came back from Germany had been for some little
+time in a recuperation camp in Switzerland. A few were lame, many were
+thin and peaked and almost all were gray, but the Lyonnaise said that
+this was not nearly so bad as the last train load of men from German
+prisons. There were no madmen this time.
+
+The windows of the cars were crowded with faces as the train came slowly
+into the station. There was no shouting until the big man made his
+speech. Some of the returned prisoners waved their hands, but most of
+them greeted the soldiers and the crowds which waited for them with
+formal salutes. A file of soldiers was drawn up along the platform and
+outside the station was a squad of cavalry trying to stand just as
+motionless as the infantry. There were horns and trumpets inside the
+station and out and they blew a nipping, rollicking tune as the train
+rolled in. The wounded men, all but a few on stretchers, descended from
+the cars in military order. Lame men with canes hopped and skipped in
+order to keep step with their more nimble comrades.
+
+There was an old woman in black who darted out from the crowd and wanted
+to throw her arms around the neck of a young soldier, but he waved to
+her not to come. You see she still thought of him as a boy, but that had
+been three years ago. He was a marching man now and it would never do to
+break the formation. Group by group they came from the train with a new
+blare of the trumpets for each unit. There were 416 French soldiers,
+thirty-seven French officers and seventeen Belgians. They marched past
+the receiving group of officers and saluted punctiliously, though it was
+a little bit hard because their arms were full of flowers. When they had
+all been gathered in the waiting room of the station the big colonel
+made his speech. He did not speak very long because the returned
+soldiers could see out of the corner of their eyes that just across the
+room were big tables with scores of expectant and anticipatory bottles
+of champagne. But there was fizz, too, to the talk of the big colonel. I
+had the speech translated for me afterwards but I guessed that some of
+it was about the Germans, for I caught the phrase "inhuman cruelty."
+
+"You have a right to feel now that you are back on the soil of France
+after all these years of inhuman cruelty that your work is done," said
+the colonel, "but there is still something that you must do. There is
+something that you ought to do. You will tell everybody of the wrongs
+the Germans have inflicted upon you. You will tell exactly what they
+have done and you will thus serve France by increasing the hatred
+between our people and their people."
+
+The soldiers and the crowd cheered then almost as loudly as they did
+later in the great shout of "Vive la France." The gray men, the grim men
+and the silent men were stirred by what the colonel said because they
+did and will forever have a quarrel with the German people.
+
+"We are doubly glad to welcome you back to France because our hearts
+have been so cheered by the coming of America," continued the colonel.
+"Victory seems nearer and nearer and vengeance for all the things you
+have endured." It was then that he snatched the great shout of "Vive la
+France" from the crowd.
+
+As the din died down the corks began to pop and men who a little time
+before had not even been sure of a proper ration of water began to gulp
+champagne out of tin cups. The sting of the wine, the excitement and the
+din were too much for one returned prisoner. He had scarcely lifted his
+glass to his lips than he fell over in a heap and there was one more
+weary wanderer to make his return sickabed in a stretcher. But the rest
+marched better as they came out of the station with band tunes blaring
+in their ears and God knows what tunes singing in their hearts as they
+clanked along the cobbles. For they had been dead men and they were back
+in France and there was sun in the sky. When they crossed the bridge
+they broke ranks. The old woman in black was there and for just a minute
+the marching man became a boy again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+FINISHING TOUCHES
+
+
+The American army had begun to find itself when October came round.
+Perhaps it had not yet gained a complete army consciousness, but there
+could be no doubt about company spirit. Chaps who had been civilians
+only a few months before now spoke of "my company" as if they had grown
+up with the outfit. They were also ready to declare loudly and profanely
+in public places that H or L or K or I, as the case might be, was the
+best company in the army. Some were willing to let the remark stand for
+the world.
+
+Too much credit cannot be given to the captains of the first American
+Expeditionary Force. A captain commands more men now than ever before in
+the American army and he has more power. This was particularly true in
+France where many companies had a little village to themselves. The
+captain, therefore, was not only a military leader, a father confessor,
+and a gents' furnisher, but also an ambassador to the people of a small
+section of France. The colonels and majors and the rest are the fellows
+who think up things to be done, but it is the captains who do them.
+
+Of course that wasn't the way the junior officers looked at it. A man
+who was a first lieutenant when the army came to France told us: "A
+first lieutenant is supposed to know everything and do everything; a
+captain is supposed to know everything and do nothing, and a major is
+supposed to know nothing and do nothing."
+
+We were delighted early this year when we heard that he had been made a
+major, for we immediately sat down and telegraphed to him: "After what
+you told us this summer, we are sure you will be an excellent major."
+
+By October much of the feeling between the officers of the regular army
+and the reserve had been smoothed out, but it was not like that in the
+early days. Once when a young reserve major was put in command of a
+battalion, a regular army captain who was much his senior in years
+observed: "I think there ought to be an army regulation that no reserve
+officer shall be appointed to command a battalion without the consent of
+his parents or guardian." But as the work grew harder and harder many
+little jealousies of the army were simply sweated out. It was easy to do
+that, for the American army woke up, or rather was awakened, every
+morning at five o'clock. There was a Kansas farmer in one company who
+was always up and waiting for the buglers. He said that the schedule of
+the American army always left him at a loss as to what to do with his
+mornings. But for the rest the trumpeters were compelled to blow their
+loudest. Roll call was at five-thirty and this was followed with setting
+up exercises designed to give the men an appetite for the six o'clock
+breakfast. This was almost always a hearty meal. The poilus who began
+the day with a cup of black coffee and a little war bread were amazed to
+see the doughboys start off at daylight with Irish stew, or bacon or ham
+or mush and occasionally eggs in addition to white bread and coffee.
+
+After breakfast came sick call, at which men who felt unable to drill
+for any reason were obliged to talk it over with the doctor. Those who
+had no ailments went to work vigorously in making up their cots and
+cleaning their quarters. At seven they fell in and marched away to the
+training ground. Mornings were usually devoted to bombing, machine gun
+and automatic rifle practice. A little after eleven the doughboys
+started back to their billets for dinner. This was likely to consist of
+beans and boiled beef or salmon, or there would be a stew again or
+corned beef hash. The most prevalent vegetables were potatoes and canned
+corn. Dinner might also include a pudding, nearly always rice or canned
+fruit. Sometimes there was jam and, of course, coffee and bread were
+abundant.
+
+During the latter part of the training period the home dinner was often
+omitted in favor of a meal prepared at the training ground. The
+afternoon work began a little before two. Rifle practice, drills and
+bayonet work were usually the phases of warfare undertaken at this time
+of day. Labor ceased at four with supper, which was much the same sort
+of meal as dinner, at five-thirty. After supper the soldier's time was
+pretty much his own. He could loaf about the town hall and listen to the
+army band play selections from "The Fair Co-ed," "The Prince of Pilsen"
+or any one of a score of comic operas long dead and forgotten by
+everyone but army bandmasters, or he could go to the Y.M.C.A. and read
+or write letters or play checkers or perhaps pool of the sort which is
+possible on a small portable table. He was due back in quarters and in
+bed at nine and he was always asleep at one minute and thirty seconds
+after nine.
+
+The training hours became more crowded, if not longer, as the time drew
+nearer when the American army should go to the front. Everybody was
+anxious that they should make a good showing. Trench problems had to be
+considered and gas and bayonet work which was the phase in which the
+training was lagging somewhat. It was also considered useful that the
+men should have some experience with shell fire before they heard guns
+fired in anger, and so it was arranged that a sham battle should take
+place in which the French would fire a barrage over the heads of the
+American troops. The first plan was that the doughboys should advance
+behind this barrage as in actual warfare and attack a system of practice
+trenches. Later it was decided that it was not worth while to risk
+possible casualties, as the men could learn almost as much although held
+four or five hundred yards behind the barrage.
+
+The bombardment began with thirty-six shots to the minute and was
+gradually raised to fifty-two. The doughboys were allowed to sit down to
+watch the show. Our soldiers seemed a bit unfeeling, for not one
+expressed any regret at the destruction of Hindenburg, Ludendorff, and
+Mackensen, although they had spent many a happy afternoon under the
+broiling sun constructing this elaborate trench system. None of the men
+seemed disturbed, either, by the unfamiliar whistling sounds over head.
+All the doughboys wore steel helmets but two were slightly injured by
+small fragments from shells which fell a little short. In both cases the
+wounded man had lowered the protective value of his helmet somewhat by
+sitting on it. After the first interest in the show wore off many proved
+their ability to steal naps in spite of the bickering of the big guns.
+The marines, for instance, had marched eighteen miles after rising at
+3:30 in the morning, and although the marine corps is singularly hardy,
+a few made up lost sleep. The patter of the French seventy-fives was no
+more than rain on the roof to these men when they could find sufficient
+cover to sleep unobserved.
+
+The most fortunate soldiers were those who were stationed in a fringe of
+woods which bordered on the big meadow. Here the doughboys did a little
+shooting on their own account when no officers were at hand. In a sudden
+lull of gunfire I heard a voice say: "Shoot it all," and there was a
+rattle of dice in the bottom of a steel helmet.
+
+When the bombardment was at its height a big hawk sailed over the field
+full in the pathway of hundreds of shells. He circled about calmly in
+spite of the shrieking things which whizzed by him and then he turned
+contemptuously and flew away very slowly. Perhaps he was disappointed
+because it was only a sham battle.
+
+Of course some of the officers saw the real thing. Many made trips to
+the French front and a few fired some shots at the German lines just to
+set a good precedent. American officers attended all the French
+offensives of the summer as invited guests. Brigadier General George
+Duncan and Lieutenant Colonel Campbell King were cited by the French
+army for the croix de guerre after they had spent some thrilling hours
+at Verdun. The awards were largely complimentary, of course, but the
+American officers saw plenty of action. According to the French officers
+General Duncan was at an advanced observation post when the Germans
+spotted it and began pouring in shell. One fragment hit the General's
+hat and the colonel in charge advised him that it would be well to move
+back to a safer point of vantage. Duncan replied that this was the first
+show he had ever seen and that he did not want to give up his front row
+seat if he could help it.
+
+Lieutenant Colonel King paid visits to the first aid dressing stations
+under heavy fire and encouraged the wounded with words of good cheer in
+bad French. The night before the attack his dugout was flooded with
+poison vapor from German gas shells, but he awoke in time to arouse his
+two companions, who got their masks on in time to prevent injury.
+Another American officer who shall be nameless found it difficult to sit
+back as a spectator when so much was going on. He was a brigadier
+general, but this was his first taste of war on a big scale. The French
+offensive aroused his enthusiasm so much that he said to a fellow
+American officer: "Nobody's watching us now, let's sneak up ahead there
+and throw a few bombs." The second officer, who was only a captain,
+reminded him of his rank.
+
+"I can't help that," said the General, "I've just got to try and see if
+I can't bomb a few squareheads." Discipline was overlooked for a moment
+then as the captain restrained the General with physical force from
+going forward to try out his arm.
+
+The British now seem to be able to give the Germans more than they want
+in gas, but this superiority did not come until late in the year.
+American officers who went to the front returned with a profound respect
+for German gas and, in fact, all gas. This feeling was reflected in the
+thoroughgoing training which the men received in gas and masks. It began
+with lectures by the company commanders in which it is certain no very
+optimistic picture of poison vapor was painted. Then came long drills in
+putting on the mask in three counts and holding the breath during the
+adjustment. The contrivance used was not a little like a catcher's mask
+and this simplified the problem somewhat. The men carried the masks with
+them everywhere and developed great speed in getting under protection.
+Conscientious officers harassed their men by calling out "gas attack" at
+unexpected moments such as when men were shaving or eating or sleeping.
+Finally the doughboys were actually sent through gas.
+
+Big air-proof cellars were constructed in each village and here the
+tests were held. As a matter of fact, the gas used was a form of tear
+gas, calculated to irritate the eyes and nose and perhaps to cause
+blindness for a few hours. It would not cause permanent injury even if
+a mask were improperly adjusted. The comparative harmlessness of the
+test vapor was kept secret. When the men went down the steps they
+thought that one whiff of the air in the cellar would be fatal and so
+they were most careful that each strap should be in its place. Most of
+them had shaved twice over on the morning of the test so that the mask
+should fit closely to the side of the face.
+
+The first man to go in was a captain and when he came out again
+obviously alive and seemingly healthy, the doughboys were ready to take
+a chance. A young soldier in the second batch to visit the gas chamber
+had taken the tales of the vapor horrors a bit too much to heart. He
+became panicstricken after one minute in the underground vault and had
+to be helped out, faint and trembling.
+
+"What's the matter?" said his officer. "Are you afraid?"
+
+"Yes, sir," the boy answered frankly. "But I want to try it again," he
+added quickly. He did, too. And what is more, he remained in for an
+extra period as self-discipline for his soul. When he came out he leaned
+against a fence and was sick, but he was triumphant because he had
+proved to himself that his second wind of grit was stronger than his
+nerves or his stomach.
+
+As the afternoon wore on a trip through the gas chamber became a lark
+rather than an adventure and each batch before it went in was greeted by
+such remarks as "Never mind the good-byes, Snooty! Just pay me that $2
+you owe me before you check off."
+
+"Who invented this gas stuff, anyway?" asked a fat soldier, as he sat in
+the stifling vault, puffing and perspiring. "The Germans," he was told.
+
+"Well," he panted, "I'm going to give 'em hell for this."
+
+There was other practice which seemed less warlike. Particular attention
+was paid to signaling and men on hilltops stood and waved their arms at
+each other from dawn until sunset. I stood one bright day with an expert
+who was trying the utmost capacity of the man stationed on the hill
+across the valley. The officer made the little flags whirl through the
+air like bunting on a battleship. He looked across the peaceful
+countryside and saw war dangers on every hand. The gas attack which his
+flags predicted seemed nothing more to me than the dust raised by a
+passing army truck. He signaled that the tanks were coming, but they
+mooed as they moved and the aeroplanes of which he spoke in dots and
+dashes cawed most distinctly. With a twist of his wrist he would summon
+a battery and with another send them back again. There was an emphatic
+whip and swirl of color, and in answer to the signal mythical infantry
+swarmed over theoretical trenches to attack shadow soldiers. The task of
+the receiving soldier was made more difficult because every now and then
+the officer would vary his military messages with "Double-header at the
+Polo Grounds today" or "Please pass the biscuits." But the soldier read
+them all correctly. Biscuits were just as easy for him as bullets.
+
+The men were also tested for their ability to carry oral messages. As a
+result of this drill there were several new mule drivers. The test
+message was, "Major Blank sends his compliments to Captain Nameless and
+orders him to move L company one-half mile to the east and support K
+company in the attack." After giving out this message the officer moved
+to the top of a hill to receive it. The first soldier who came up had
+difficulty in delivering the message because English seemed more alien
+to him than Italian. He had it all right at that, except that he made it
+a mile and a half. The next three delivered the message correctly, but
+then a large soldier came panting up, fairly bursting with excitement,
+and exclaimed: "The major says he hopes you're feeling all right and
+please take your company a mile to the east and attack K company." The
+names of such careless messengers were noted down so that they might not
+cause blunders in battle.
+
+Precaution was taken against another source of mistakes by sending
+American officers out to drill French units. A few found no trouble in
+giving orders which the poilus could understand, but some had bad cases
+of stage fright.
+
+"I almost wiped out a French battalion," said one young West Pointer. "I
+got 'em started all right with 'avance' and they went off at a great
+clip. I noticed that there was a cliff right ahead of us and I began to
+try and think how you said 'halt' in French. I couldn't remember and I
+didn't want to get out in front and flag 'em by waving my arms, so we
+just kept marching right on toward the cliff. They had their orders and
+they kept on going. It began to look as if we'd all march right off the
+cliff just to satisfy their pride and mine, but a French lieutenant came
+to the rescue with 'a gauche en quatre!' I didn't know that one, but I
+was a goat just the same. I could have gotten away with 'halt' all
+right, because I found out afterwards that it's 'halte' in French and
+that sounds almost the same."
+
+The British as well as the French helped in the final polishing of the
+doughboys who were to go to the trenches. An English major and three
+sergeants came to camp to teach bayonet work. They brought a healthy
+touch of blunt criticism. The major told some young officers who were
+studying in a training school that he wanted a trench dug. He told them
+the length and the depth which he wanted and the time at which he
+expected it to be finished. It was not done at the appointed hour. "Oh,
+I say, that's rotten, you know!" exclaimed the big Englishman. The
+American officer in charge was somewhat startled. The French were always
+careful to phrase unfavorable criticism in pleasant words and there were
+times when the sting was not felt. A rebuke so directly expressed
+surprised the American so much that he started to make excuses for his
+men. He explained that the soil in which they were digging was full of
+rocks. The British major cut him short.
+
+"Never mind about the excuses," he said, "that was rotten work and you
+know it."
+
+Curiously enough the American army got along very well with this
+particular instructor and he on his part had the highest praise for the
+capabilities of the American after he had sized them up in training. He
+was more successful than the French in wheedling the Americans into
+visualizing actual war conditions in their practice.
+
+"Never let your men remember that they are charging dummies," said the
+visiting major to an American officer. "Make them think the straw men
+are Germans. It can be done even without the use of dummies. Watch me."
+
+A remarkable demonstration followed. The major sent for a little Cockney
+sergeant. "Now," he said, "this stick of mine with a knob on the end is
+a German. Show these Americans how you would go after him."
+
+The little sergeant did some brisk work in slashing at the end of the
+stick with his bayonet but the big major was not content. "Remember," he
+said, "this is a German," and then he would add suddenly every now and
+again: "Look out, my lad--he's coming at you!"
+
+And bye-and-bye the insinuation began to take effect. The little man had
+spent two years on the line and it was easy to see that bit by bit he
+was beginning to visualize the stick with a cloth knob as a Boche
+adversary. His thrusts grew fiercer and fiercer. The point of his
+bayonet flashed into the cloth knob again and again. He was trembling
+with rage as he played the battle game. As he finally flung himself upon
+the stick and knocked it out of the major's hands the officer called a
+halt.
+
+"There," he said to the Americans, "if your men are to train well,
+you've got to make them believe it's true, and you can do it."
+
+The British added lots of snap to the American training because they
+knew how to arouse the competitive spirit. They made even the most
+routine sort of a drill a game, and whether the men were bayoneting
+dummies or shooting at tin cans the little Britishers kept them at top
+speed by stirring up rivalry between the various organizations.
+Sometimes the slang was a bit puzzling. The marines, for instance,
+didn't know just what their bayonet instructor meant when he said: "Come
+on, you dreadnoughts, give 'em the old 'kamerad.'"
+
+Curiously enough the other specialty in addition to bayonet work which
+the British taught the doughboys was organized recreation. Thus a
+British sergeant would take his squad from practicing the grimmest
+feature of all war training and set the men to tossing beanbags or
+playing leapfrog. Prisoner's base, red rover and a score of games played
+in the streets of every American city were used to bring relaxation to
+the soldiers. There were other rough and tumble games in which the
+players buffeted each other assiduously in a neutral part of the body
+with knotted towels. The emphasis was put upon the ludicrous in all
+these games.
+
+"This may seem childish and silly to you," said the major, "but we have
+found on the line that the quickest way to bring back the spirit of a
+regiment which has been battered in battle is to take the men as soon as
+they come from the trenches and set them to playing these foolish little
+games which they knew when they were lads. When we get them to laughing
+again we know we've made them forget the fight."
+
+Mostly it wasn't play. There were long mornings and afternoons spent in
+battalion problems in which the doughboys again and again captured the
+position made up of the trenches Roosevelt, Taft and Wilson. One general
+pointed out that communication between Roosevelt and Taft would be
+necessarily difficult and between Roosevelt and Wilson all but
+impossible. The doughboys overcame these difficulties as they advanced
+under theoretical barrages and hurled live bombs into the trenches or
+thereabouts.
+
+The last set event of the training period was a big field meet in which
+picked companies competed in military events. The meet began with
+musketry and worked through bayonets, hand grenades, automatic rifles,
+and machine guns, ending with trench digging. It was supposed that this
+would be the least exciting, but two companies came up to the last event
+tied for the point trophy. Honor and a big silver trophy and everything
+hung on this last event and the men could not have worked harder if they
+had been under German shellfire. Partisans of both sides stood nearby
+and shouted encouragement to their friends and heavy banter at the foe.
+There was organized cheering and singing, too, and a couple of bands
+blared while the competitors lay prone and hacked away at the tough
+soil. One band played "Won't You Come and Waltz With Me?" while the
+other favored "Sweet Rosie O'Grady." Neither seemed particularly
+pertinent, but there wasn't much sense of the appropriate in the third
+band, either, which played "Dearie," while the soldiers were stabbing
+imitation Boches in the bayonet contest.
+
+The champions of the pick and shovel brushed some of the dirt off their
+uniforms and lined up to receive the prize, which was a big silver salad
+bowl. The best bayoneters got a sugar shaker and there were mugs and
+wrist watches and plain watches and all sorts of things from the
+commander and from General Sibert and General Castelnau. No sooner were
+the prizes distributed than news came that the White Sox had won the
+first game of the world series from the Giants and then there was more
+cheering. The winning company went back to camp in a big truck loudly
+and tunefully proclaiming to the natives: "We got style, all the while,
+all the while."
+
+The Germans contributed one post graduate phase of training which was
+not on the program. Shortly before the troops went to the front a
+Zeppelin was brought down in a town within marching distance of the
+American training zone. The big balloon could not have been better
+placed if its landing had been directed by a Coney Island showman. It
+was perched on two hills just by the side of a road and visitors came
+from miles about to look at the monster. Early comers reaped a rich
+harvest of souvenirs. "I only had to get three more screws loose and I'd
+have had the steering wheel if a French soldier hadn't come up and
+stopped me," complained an American correspondent.
+
+The chasseurs left to go back into the line before the Americans started
+for the front. The departure of the chasseurs caused genuine regret, for
+in addition to a profound respect for their military ability, the
+American officers and men had a warm personal feeling for the troops who
+taught them the first rudiments of the modern art of war. In all the
+camps there were ceremonies for the soldiers who were leaving drills and
+practice attacks and sham battles to go back wherever shock troops were
+needed.
+
+"When you see us later on some time," said an American officer, "we hope
+to make you proud of your pupils."
+
+Although the French had already given the Americans all the fundamentals
+they would need they spent their last few hours in giving them some of
+the fine points and a minute description of just what conditions they
+might expect at the front.
+
+"When you go up there," said a French officer, "the soldiers you come to
+relieve will say that you are late. They will say that they have been
+waiting a long time and they will go out very quickly. Always we find
+when we come in that the troops in the trench have been waiting a long
+time and always they go out very quickly."
+
+As the sturdy Frenchmen marched away their cries of "bonne chance"
+mingled with equally hearty shouts of "good luck."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE AMERICAN ARMY MARCHES TO THE TRENCHES
+
+
+THE chief press officer told us that we could spend the first night in
+the trenches with the American army. There were eight correspondents and
+we went jingling up to the front with gas masks and steel helmets hung
+about our necks and canned provisions in our pockets. It was dusk when
+we left ----. Bye-and-bye we could hear the guns plainly and the villages
+through which we traveled all showed their share of shelling. The front
+was still a few miles ahead of us, but we left the cars in the square of
+a large village and started to walk the rest of the way. We got no
+further than just beyond the town. An American officer stood at the foot
+of an old sign post which gave the distance to Metz, but not the
+difficulties. He asked us our destination and when we told him that we
+were going to spend the first night in the trenches with the American
+army he wouldn't hear of it.
+
+"There'll be trouble enough up there," he said, "without newspapermen."
+
+He was a nervous man, this major. Every now and then he would look at
+his watch. When he looked for the fourth time within two minutes he felt
+that we deserved an explanation.
+
+"I'm a little nervous," he said, "because the Boches are so quiet
+tonight. I've been up here looking around for almost a week and every
+night the Germans have done some shelling." He looked at his watch
+again. "The first company of my battalion must be going in now." He
+stood and listened for six or seven seconds but there wasn't a sound. "I
+wonder what those Germans are up to?" he continued. "I don't like it. I
+wish they'd shoot a little. This business now doesn't seem natural."
+
+We turned back toward the town and left the major at his post still
+listening for some sound from up there. Soon we heard a noise, but it
+came from the opposite direction. Soldiers were coming. There was a bend
+in the road where it straightened out in the last two miles to the
+trenches. It was so dark that we could not see the men until they were
+almost up to us. The Americans were marching to the front. The French
+had instructed them and the British and now they were ready to learn
+just what the Germans could teach them.
+
+The night was as thick as the mud. The darkness seemed to close behind
+each line of men as they went by. Even the usual marching rhythm was
+missing. The mud took care of that. The doughboys would have sung if
+they could. Shells wouldn't have been much worse than the silence. One
+soldier did begin in a low voice, "Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are
+marching." An officer called, "Cut out that noise." There was no tramp,
+tramp, tramp on that road. Feet came down squish, squish, squish. There
+was also the sound of the wind. That wasn't very cheerful, either, for
+it was rising and beginning to moan a little. It seemed to get hold of
+the darkness and pile it up in drifts against the camouflage screens
+which lined the road.
+
+At the spot where the road turned there was a café and across the road
+a military moving picture theater. The door of the café was open and a
+big patch of light fell across the road. The doughboys had to go through
+the patch of light and it was almost impossible not to turn a bit and
+look through the door. There was red wine and white to be had for the
+asking there, and persuasion would bring an omelette. The waitress was
+named Marie, but they called her Madelon. She was eighteen and had black
+hair with red ribbons. She could talk a little English, too, but nobody
+came to the door of the café to see the soldiers go by. There had been a
+good many who passed the door of that café in three years.
+
+The pictures could not be seen from the road, but we could hear the hum
+of the machine which made them move. Presently, we went to the door and
+looked. The theater was packed with French soldiers who were back from
+the front to rest. American troops were going into the trenches for the
+first time. Our little group of civilians had come thousands of miles to
+see this thing, but the poilus did not stop to watch marching men. They
+paid their 10 centimes and went into the picture show. They had an
+American Western film that night, and French soldiers who only the day
+before had been face to face with Germans, shelled and gassed and
+harassed from aeroplanes, thrilled as Indians chased cowboys across a
+canvas screen. It grew more exciting presently, for the United States
+cavalry came riding up across the screen and at the head of the
+cavalcade rode Lieutenant Wallace Kirke. The villain had spread the
+story that he wasn't game, but there was nothing to that. The poilus
+realized that before the film was done and so did the Indians.
+
+Meanwhile the doughboys were marching by as silently as the soldiers on
+the screen, for this wasn't a movie-house where they synchronized bugle
+calls and rifle fire to the progress of the film. At one point in the
+story there was some gun thunder, but it came at a time when the
+orchestra should have been playing "Hearts and Flowers" for the love
+scene in the garden. Of course, these were German guns, and they were
+fired with the usual German disregard for art.
+
+Probably the men who were marching to the trenches would have enjoyed
+the scene of the home-coming of the cavalry, when Lieutenant Wallace
+Kirke confounded the villain, who actually held a commission as major in
+the United States army. However, the doughboys might have spotted him
+for a villain from the beginning, on account of his wretched saluting.
+The director should have spoken to him about that.
+
+The marching men looked at the theater as they passed by, but only one
+soldier spoke. He said: "I certainly would like to know for sure whether
+I'll ever get to go to the movies again."
+
+They went a couple of hundred yards more without a word, and then a
+soldier who couldn't stand the silence any longer shouted, "Whoopee!
+Whoopee!" It was too dark to conduct an investigation and too close to
+the line to administer any rebuke loud enough to be effective, and so
+the nearest officer just glared in the general direction of the
+offender. A little bit further on the soldiers found that the road was
+pock-marked here and there with shell holes. They began to realize the
+importance of silence then, for they knew that where a shell had gone
+once it could go again. It was necessary to walk carefully, for the road
+was covered with casual water in every hollow, and there was no seeing a
+hole until you stepped in it. They managed, however, to avoid the deeper
+holes and to jump most of the pools.
+
+That is, the infantry did. Late that night a teamster reported that he
+had driven his four mules into a shell hole and broken the rear axle of
+his wagon.
+
+"Why didn't you send a man out ahead to look out for shell holes?" asked
+the officer.
+
+"I did," said the soldier. "He fell in first."
+
+Presently the marching men came to the beginning of the trench system,
+and they were glad to get a wall on either side of them. There was no
+scramble, however, to be the first man in, and even the major of the
+battalion has forgotten the name of the first soldier to set foot in the
+French trenches. Some twenty or thirty men claim the honor, but it will
+be difficult to settle the matter with historical accuracy. A Middle
+Western farm boy, an Irishman with red hair or a German-American would
+seem to fit the circumstances best, but it's all a matter of choice. As
+the Americans came in the French marched out.
+
+A trench during a relief is no good place for a demonstration, but some
+of the poilus paused to shake hands with the Americans. There were
+rumors that one or two doughboys had been kissed, but I was unable to
+substantiate these reports. Probably they are not true, for it would not
+be the sort of thing a company would forget.
+
+Although the trenches for the most part were far from the German lines,
+there was noise enough to attract attention over the way. The Germans
+did not seem to know what was going on, but they wanted to know, and
+they sent up a number of star shells. These are the shells which explode
+to release a bright light suspended from a little silk parachute. These
+parachutes hung in the air for several minutes and brightly illumined No
+Man's Land. It was impossible to keep the Americans entirely quiet then.
+Some said "Oh!" and others exclaimed "Ah!" after the manner of crowds at
+a fire-works show.
+
+Persiflage of this kind helped to make the men feel at home. Indeed,
+the trenches did not seem altogether unfamiliar, after all their days
+and nights in the practice trenches back in camp. The men were a little
+nervous, though, and took it out in smoking one cigarette after another.
+They shielded the light under their trench helmets. After an hour or so
+a green rocket went up and all the soldiers in the American trenches put
+on their gas masks. They had been drilled for weeks in getting them on
+fast and a green rocket was the signal agreed upon as the warning for an
+attack. Presently the word came from the trenches that the masks were
+not necessary. There had been no attack. The rocket came from the German
+trenches. It was quiet then all along the short trench line with the
+exception of an occasional rifle shot. The wind was making a good deal
+of noise out in the mess of weeds just beyond the wire and it sounded
+like Germans to some of the boys. It was clearer now and a sharp eyed
+man could see the stakes of the wire. They were a bit ominous, too.
+
+"I was looking at one of those stakes," a doughboy told me, "and I kept
+alooking and alooking and all of a sudden it grew a pair of shoulders
+and a helmet and I let go at it."
+
+There were others who suffered from the same optical illusion that
+night, but let it be said to their credit that when a working party
+examined the wire several days later they found some stakes which had
+been riddled through and through with bullets.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+TRENCH LIFE
+
+
+They dragged the gun up by hand to fire the first shot in the war for
+the American army. The lieutenant in charge of the battery told us about
+it. He was standing on top of the gun emplacement and the historic
+seventy-five and a few others were being used every little while to fire
+other shots at the German lines. He had to pause, therefore, now and
+then in telling us history to make a little more.
+
+"I put it up to my men," said the lieutenant, "that we would have to
+wait a little for the horses and if we wanted to be sure of firing the
+first shot it would be a good stunt to drag the gun into place
+ourselves. We had a little talk and everybody was anxious for our
+battery to get in the first shot, so we decided to go through with it
+and not wait for the horses. We dragged the gun up at night and I can
+tell you that the last mile and a half took some pulling. Excuse me a
+second----" He leaned down to the pit and began to shout figures. He
+made them quick and snappy like a football signal and he looked exactly
+like a quarterback with the tin hat on his head which might have been a
+leather head guard. There was a sort of eagerness about him, too, as if
+the ball was on the five-yard line with one minute more to play. It was
+all in his manner. Everything he said was professional enough. After the
+string of figures he shouted "watch your bubble" and then he went on
+with the story.
+
+"We fired the first shot at exactly six twenty-seven in the morning," he
+said. "It was a shrapnel shell." He turned to the gunners again. "Ready
+to fire," he shouted down to the men in the pit. "You needn't put your
+fingers in your ears just yet," he told us.
+
+"It was pretty foggy when we got up to the front and we thought first
+we'd just have to blaze away in the general direction of the Germans
+without any particular observation. But all of a sudden the fog lifted
+and right from here we could see a bunch of Germans out fixing their
+wire. I gave 'em shrapnel and they scattered back to their dugouts like
+prairie dogs. It was great!"
+
+The lieutenant smiled at the recollection of the adventure. It meant as
+much to him as a sixty-yard run in the Princeton game or a touchdown
+against Yale. He was fortunate enough to be still getting a tingle out
+of the war that had nothing to do with the cold wind that was coming
+over No Man's Land. A moment later he grinned again and he suddenly
+called, "Fire," and the roar of the gun under our feet came quicker than
+we could get our fingers in our ears.
+
+The gun had earned a rest now and we went down and looked at it. The
+gunners had chalked a name on the carriage and we found that this
+seventy-five which fired the first shot against the Germans was called
+Heinie. We wanted to know the name of the man who fired the first shot.
+Our consciences were troubling us about that. This was our first day up
+with the guns in the American sector and the men had been in two days.
+There were drawbacks in writing the war correspondence from a distance
+as we had been compelled to do up to this time. We'd heard, of course,
+that the first gun had been fired and that made it imperative that the
+story should be "reconstructed," as the modern newspaperman says when
+he's writing about something which he didn't see. Of course, everybody
+back home would want to know who fired the first shot. Censorship
+prevented the use of the name, but we couldn't blame the censors for
+that, because when we wrote the stories we didn't know his name or
+anything about him. With just one dissenting vote the correspondents
+decided that the man who fired the first shot must have been a
+red-headed Irishman. And so it was cabled. Now we wanted to know whether
+he was.
+
+The lieutenant told us the name, but that didn't settle the question. It
+was a more or less non-committal name and the officer volunteered to
+find out for us. He led the party over to the mouth of another dugout
+and called down: "Sergeant ----, there's some newspapermen here and they
+want to know whether you're Irish."
+
+Immediately there was a scrambling noise down in the dugout and up came
+the gunner on the run. "I am not," he said.
+
+"Haven't you got an Irish father or mother or aren't any of your people
+Irish?" asked one of the correspondents hopefully. He was committed to
+the red-headed story and he was not prepared to give up yet. "Not one of
+'em," said the sergeant, "I haven't got a drop of Irish blood in me. I
+come from South Bend, Indiana."
+
+The party left the gunner rather disconsolately. That is, all but the
+hopeful correspondent. "He's Irish, all right," he said. We turned on
+the optimist.
+
+"Didn't you hear him say he wasn't Irish?" we shouted.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," answered the optimist, "you didn't expect he was
+going to admit it. They never do."
+
+"Say," inquired another reporter, "did anybody notice what was the color
+of the sergeant's hair?"
+
+I had, but I said nothing. There had been disillusion enough for one
+day. It was black with a little gray around the temples.
+
+The lieutenant took us to his dugout and we tried to get some copy out
+of him. A man from an evening newspaper spoiled our chances right away.
+
+"I suppose," he said, "that you made a little speech to the men before
+they fired that first shot?"
+
+The little lieutenant was professional in an instant. He felt a sudden
+fear that his manner or his youth had led us to picture him as a
+romantic figure.
+
+"What would I make a speech for?" he inquired coldly.
+
+"Well," said the reporter, "I should think you'd want to say something.
+You were going to fire the first shot of the war, and more than that,
+you were going to fire the first shot in anger which the American army
+has ever fired in Europe. Of course, I didn't mean a speech exactly, but
+you must have said something."
+
+"No," answered the officer, "I just gave 'em the range and then I said
+'ready to fire' and then, 'fire.' It was just like this afternoon. We
+made it perfectly regular."
+
+"In the army a thing like that's just part of the day's work," the
+lieutenant added, with an attempted assumption of great sophistication
+in regard to war matters, as if this was at least his twentieth
+campaign.
+
+And yet I think that if we had heard our little quarterback give his
+order at six twenty-seven on that misty morning there would have been
+something in his voice when he said "fire" which would have betrayed him
+to us. I think it must have been a little sharper, a little faster and a
+little louder for this first shot than it will be when he calls "fire"
+for the thousand-and-tenth round.
+
+The guns had decided to call it a day by this time and so we headed for
+the trenches. We had to travel across a big bare stretch of country
+which was wind-swept and rain-soaked on this particular afternoon. Every
+now and then somebody fell into a shell hole, for the meadow was well
+slashed up, although there didn't seem to be anything much to shoot at.
+On the whole, the sector chosen for the first Americans in the trenches
+might well be called a quiet front. There was shelling back and forth
+each day, but many places were immune. Some villages just back of the
+French lines had not been fired at for almost a year, although they were
+within easy range of field pieces, and the French in return didn't fire
+at villages in the German lines. This was by tacit agreement. Both sides
+had held the lines in this part of the country lightly and both sides
+were content to sit tight and not stir up trouble.
+
+Things livened up after the Americans came in because the Germans soon
+found out that new troops were opposing them and they wanted to identify
+the units. Some of the increasing liveliness was also due to the fact
+that American gunners were anxious to get practice and fired much more
+than the French had done. Indeed, an American officer earned a rebuke
+from his superiors because he fired into a German village which had been
+hitherto immune. This was a mistake, for the Germans immediately
+retaliated by shelling a French village and the civilian population was
+forced to move out. For more than a year they had lived close to the
+battle lines in comparative safety. On the night the American troops
+moved in to the trenches a baby was born in a village less than a mile
+from one of our battalion headquarters. Major General Sibert became her
+godfather and the child was christened Unis in honor of Les Etats Unis.
+
+The increase in artillery activity had hardly begun on the day we paid
+our visit. No German shells fell near us as we crossed the meadow, but
+when we reached a battalion headquarters the major in charge pointed
+with pride to a German shell which had landed on top of his kitchen that
+morning. The rain had played him a good service, for the shell simply
+buried itself, fragments and all. He did not seem properly appreciative
+of the weather. "All Gaul," he said, "is divided into three parts and
+two of them are water."
+
+Still, we found ourselves drier in the trenches than out of them. They
+were floored with boards and well lined. As trenches go they were good,
+but, of course, that isn't saying a great deal. We were the first
+newspapermen to enter the American trenches and so we wanted to see the
+first line, although it was growing dark. We wound around and around
+for many yards and it was hard walking for some of us, as the French had
+built these trenches for short men. It was necessary to walk with a
+crouch like an Indian on the movie warpath. This was according to
+instructions, but we may have been unduly cautious, for not a hostile
+shot was fired while we were in the first line. It was barely possible
+to see the German trenches through the mist and still more difficult to
+realize that there was a menace in the untidy welts of mud which lay at
+the other side of the meadow. But the point from which we looked across
+to the German line was the very salient where the Germans made their
+first raid a week later and captured twelve men, killed three, and
+wounded five.
+
+The doughboys wouldn't let us go without pointing out all the sights. To
+the right was the apple tree. Here the Germans used to come on Mondays,
+Wednesdays and Fridays and the French on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
+Saturdays, and gather fruit without molestation so long as not more than
+two came at a time. This was another tacit agreement in this quiet
+front, for the tree was in easy rifle range. One of the doughboys
+unwittingly broke that custom by taking a shot at two Germans who went
+to get apples.
+
+"I like apples myself," he said, "and I just couldn't lie still and
+watch a squarehead carry them away by the armful."
+
+The Hindenburg Rathskeller lay to the left of our trench, but it was
+only dimly visible through the rain. This battered building was once a
+tiny roadside café. Now patrols take shelter behind its walls at night
+and try to find cheer in the room where only a few broken bottles
+remain. The poilus maintain that on dark nights the ghosts of cognac, of
+burgundy and even champagne flit about in and out of the broken windows
+and that a lucky soldier may sometimes detect, by an inner warmth and
+tingle, the ghost of some drink that is gone. Sometimes it is a German
+patrol which spends the night in No Man's Café. It is more or less a
+custom to allow whichever side gets to the café first to hold it for the
+night, since it is a strong defensive position in the dark. The night
+before our visit an American patrol reached the café and found that the
+Germans who had been there the night before had placed above the
+shattered door of the little inn a sign which read: "Hindenburg
+Rathskeller." Silently but swiftly one of the doughboys scratched out
+the name with a pencil and left a sign of his own. When next the Germans
+came they found that Hindenburg Rathskeller had become the Baltimore
+Dairy Lunch.
+
+Several hundred yards behind the Baltimore Dairy Lunch is another ruined
+house and it was here that the Americans killed their first German. Even
+on clear days Germans in groups of not more than two would sometimes
+come from their trenches to the house. The French thought that they had
+a machine gun there, but it was not worth while to waste shells on
+parties of one or two and as the range was almost 1700 yards the Germans
+felt comparatively immune from rifle fire. Two doughboys saw a German
+walking along the road one bright morning and as they had telescopic
+sights on their rifles they were anxious to try a shot. One of the men
+was a sergeant and the other a corporal.
+
+"That's my German," said the sergeant.
+
+"I saw him first," objected the corporal, and so they agreed to count
+five and then fire together. One or both of them hit him, for down he
+came.
+
+When we got back to the second line the men were having supper. The food
+supplied to the soldiers in the trenches was hot and adequate and
+moderately abundant. A few of the men complained that they got only two
+meals a day, but I found that there was an early ration of coffee and
+bread which these soldiers did not count as enough of a breakfast to be
+mentioned as a meal. This comes at dawn and then there are meals at
+about eleven and five. One of the men with whom I talked was mournful.
+
+"We don't get anything much but slum," he said, when I asked him, "How's
+the food?" That did not sound appetizing until I found out that slum was
+a stew made of beef and potatoes and carrots and lots of onions. We ate
+some and it was very good, but perhaps it does pall a little after the
+third or fourth day. It forms the main staple of army diet in the
+trenches, for it is not possible to give the men in the line any great
+variety of food. The most tragic story in connection with food which we
+heard concerned a company which was just beginning dinner when a gas
+alarm was sounded. The men had been carefully trained to drop everything
+and adjust their masks when this alarm was sounded. So down went their
+mess tins, spilling slum on the trench floor as the masks were quickly
+fastened. Five minutes later word came that the gas alarm was a mistake.
+
+Before we left we saw a patrol start out. The doughboys took to
+patrolling eagerly and officers who asked for volunteers were always
+swamped with requests from men who wanted to go. One lieutenant was
+surprised to have a large fat cook come to him to say that he would not
+be happy unless allowed to make a trip across No Man's Land to the
+German wire. When the officer asked him why he was so anxious to go, he
+said: "Well, you see, I promised to get a German helmet and an overcoat
+for a girl for Christmas and I haven't got much time left."
+
+It was dark when we left the trenches and started cross country. The
+German guns had begun to fire a little. They were spasmodically
+shelling a clump of woods half a mile away and seemed indifferent to
+correspondents. But by this time the weather was actively hostile. The
+rain had changed to snow and the wind had risen to a gale. Every shell
+hole had become a trap to catch the unwary and wet him to the waist.
+Little brooks were carrying on like rivers and amateur lakes were
+everywhere. We walked and walked and suddenly the French lieutenant who
+was guiding us paused and explained that he hadn't the least idea where
+we were. Nothing could be seen through the driving snow and there was no
+certainty that we hadn't turned completely around. We wondered if there
+were any gaps in the wire and if it would be possible to walk into the
+German lines by mistake. We also wondered whether the Kaiser's three
+hundred marks for the first American would stand if the prisoner was
+only a reporter. Just then there was a sudden sharp rift in the mist
+ahead of us. A big flash cut through the snow and fog and after a second
+we heard a bang behind us.
+
+"Those are American guns," said our guide, and we made for them. We
+were lost again once or twice, but each time we just stood and waited
+for the flash from the battery until we reached our base. Shortly after
+we arrived the shelling ceased. There was hardly a warlike sound. It was
+a quiet night on a tranquil front. The weather was too bad even for
+fighting.
+
+We went to the hospital in the little town and were allowed to look at
+the first German prisoner. He was a pretty sick boy when we saw him. He
+gave his age when examined as nineteen, but he looked younger and not
+very dangerous, for he was just coming out of the ether. The American
+doctors were giving him the best of care. He had a room to himself and
+his own nurse. The doughboys had captured him close to the American
+wire. There had been great rivalry as to which company would get the
+first prisoner, but he came almost unsought. The patrol was back to its
+own wire when the soldiers heard the noise of somebody moving about to
+the left. He was making no effort to walk quietly. As he came over a
+little hillock his outline could be seen for a second and one of the
+Americans called out to him to halt. He turned and started to run, but a
+doughboy fired and hit him in the leg and another soldier's bullet came
+through his back. The patrol carried the prisoner to the trench. He
+seemed much more dazed by surprise than by the pain of his wounds.
+"You're not French," he said several times as the curious Americans
+gathered about him in a close, dim circle illuminated by pocket flash
+lamps. The prisoner next guessed that they were English and when the
+soldiers told him that they were Americans he said that he and his
+comrades did not know that Americans were in the line opposite them.
+Somebody gave him a cigarette and he grew more chipper in spite of his
+wounds. He began to talk, saying: "Ich bin ein esel."
+
+There were several Americans who had enough German for that and they
+asked him why. The prisoner explained that he had been assigned to
+deliver letters to the soldiers. Some of the letters were for men in a
+distant trench which slanted toward the French line, and so to save time
+he had taken a short cut through No Man's Land. It was a dark night but
+he thought he knew the way. He kept bearing to the left. Now, he said,
+he knew he should have turned to the right. He said it would be a lesson
+to him. The next morning we heard that the German had died and would be
+buried with full military honors.
+
+There was another patient whom we were interested in seeing. Lieutenant
+Devere H. Harden was the first American officer wounded in the war. His
+wound was not a very bad one and the doctors allowed us to crowd about
+his bed and ask questions. In spite of the British saying, "you never
+hear a shell that hits you," Harden said he both saw and heard his
+particular shell. He thought it would have scored a direct hit on his
+head if he had not fallen flat. As it was the projectile exploded almost
+fifty feet away from him and his wound was caused by a fragment which
+flew back and lodged behind his knee. He did not know that he had been
+hit, but sought shelter in a dugout. Just as he got to the door he felt
+a pain in his knee and fell over. He noticed then that his leg was
+bleeding a little. A French officer ran over to him and said: "You are
+a very lucky man."
+
+"How is that?" asked Harden.
+
+"Why, you're the first American to be wounded and I'm going to recommend
+to the general that he put up a tablet right here with your name on it
+and the date and 'first American to shed his blood for France.'"
+
+The thought of the tablet didn't cheer the lieutenant up half so much as
+when we prevailed on the doctors to let him take some cigarettes from us
+and begin smoking again. By this time we had almost forgotten about the
+slum of earlier in the evening and so we stopped at the first café we
+came to on the road back to the correspondents' headquarters. Several
+American soldiers were sitting around a small stove in the kitchen, and
+although they said nothing, an old woman was cooking omelettes and small
+steaks and distributing them about to the rightful owners without the
+slightest mistake. At least there were no complaints. Perhaps the
+doughboys were afraid of the old woman for whenever one of them got in
+her way she would say nothing but push him violently in the chest with
+both hands. He would then step back and the cooking would go on.
+
+Presently a noisy soldier came roaring into the kitchen. It took him
+just half a minute to get acquainted and about that much more time to
+tell us that he was driving a four mule team with rations. We asked him
+if he had gotten near the front and he snorted scornfully. He told us
+that the night before he had almost driven into the German lines.
+According to his story, he lost his way in the dark and drove past the
+third line trench, the second line and the first line and started
+rumbling along an old road which cut straight across No Man's Land and
+into the German lines.
+
+"I was going along," he said, "and a doughboy out in a listening post, I
+guess it must have been, jumped up and waved both his hands at me to go
+back. 'What's the matter?' I asked him, just natural, like I'm talking
+to you, and he just mumbles at me. 'You're going right toward the German
+lines,' he says. 'For God's sake turn round and go back and don't speak
+above a whisper.'
+
+"'Whisper, Hell!' I says to him, kind of mad, 'I gotta turn four mules
+around.'"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+THE VETERANS RETURN
+
+
+When the first contingent of doughboys came out of the trenches I went
+to a French officer whom I knew well and asked him what he thought of
+the Americans.
+
+"Remember," I told him, "I don't want you to dress up an opinion for me.
+Tell me what you really thought of our men when you saw them up there.
+What did the French say about them?"
+
+"Truly, I think they are very good," the Frenchman told me. Then he
+corrected himself. "I mean I think they will be very good. They are
+something like the Canadians. They were pretty jumpy at first, but that
+doesn't do any harm. The soldiers up there, they wanted to fire when the
+grass was moving and they did sometimes, without getting any orders.
+They got over that pretty soon. By the third night they were pretty
+well settled. Of course, they can shoot better than our men and they are
+bigger and stronger, but in some things we have the advantage. You
+Americans are much more excitable than we French."
+
+As a rule French and British officers were inclined to be optimistic
+about the Americans. They were impressed by their physique. The first of
+the Canadians were probably a little huskier than the Americans and the
+early contingents of Australians and New Zealanders were at least as
+good, but now all the rest are falling off in their physical standards
+on account of losses, while the most recent American arrivals in France
+are better than any of our earlier contingents.
+
+The American is potentially a good soldier, but it is a long cry of
+preëminence. Any nation which establishes itself as the best in the
+field will have to perform marvelous deeds. The chances are that nobody
+will touch the high water mark of the French. After all, in her finest
+moments, France has a positive genius for warfare. Her best troops
+possess a combination of patience in defense and dash in attack. France
+has a fighting tradition which we do not possess. We must gain that
+before we can rival her.
+
+From the point of view of the newspaperman the Frenchman is the ideal
+soldier of the world. Not only can he fight, but he can tell you about
+it. There is no trouble in getting a poilu to talk. He has opinions on
+every subject under the sun. The only difficulty is in understanding him
+once you have got him started. The doughboys, on the other hand, are
+usually reticent. They're always afraid of being detected in some
+sentimental or heroic pose and so they adopt a belittling attitude
+toward anything which happens as protection. The first men who came back
+from the trenches were not quite like that. These doughboys were more
+like Rossetti's angels. "The wonder was not yet quite gone from that
+still look" of theirs.
+
+They did not minimize their experiences. I think I understand now what
+Secretary Baker meant when he said that some of the most thrilling
+stories of the war would come in letters from the soldiers. We went to
+the major of a battalion which had just come back from the front to its
+billets.
+
+"No, nothing much happened while we were up there," he said. "They
+didn't shell us very hard; they didn't try any raids or any gas and the
+aeroplanes let us alone."
+
+Then we tried the soldiers. "Yes, sir, we certainly did see some
+aeroplanes," said a doughboy. "Why, one day there was two hundred and
+twenty-five flew over my head. I think the French brought down twenty of
+them, but I didn't see that." Another told how two hundred and fifty
+Germans had started to attack the Americans. "Our artillery put a
+barrage on them and in a couple of minutes all but three of them were
+dead."
+
+"Did you see those Germans yourself?" we asked him sternly.
+
+"No," he admitted, "it was a little bit down to our left but I heard
+about it."
+
+There were other stories which may have grown in the telling, but they
+sounded more plausible. One concerned a soldier who had his hyphen shot
+away at the front. This man was of German parentage and his father was
+in the German army. Before he went to the trenches he used to dwell on
+what a terrible thing it was for him to be fighting against his father
+and Fatherland. He declared that if it were possible he was going to
+play a passive part in the war. But in the course of time he went into
+the first line and no sooner was he in than he peeked over the top to
+have a look at the folks from the old home. "Pat, pat, pat!" a stream of
+bullets from a machine gun went by his head. The German-American gave a
+grunt of surprise and then a yell of rage and jumped over the parapet
+and began firing his rifle in the direction of the machine gun. He must
+have made a lucky hit for by some chance or other the machine gun ceased
+firing and the doughboy crawled back into the trench unharmed. He was
+still mad and kept mumbling, "I didn't do anything but look at 'em and
+they went and shot at me."
+
+A story better authenticated concerns a visit which General Pershing
+paid to the trenches. A young captain took his responsibilities much to
+heart and wanted to leave nothing to his subordinates. He was on the
+rush constantly from one point to another and at the end of fifty-two
+hours of unceasing toil he went to his dugout to get three hours' sleep.
+He had hardly started to snore when there was a knock and a doughboy
+came in to complain that he had sore feet and what should he do. A few
+minutes later it was another who wanted to know where he could get
+additional candles. Rid of him, the captain really began to sleep, only
+to be awakened by a knock at the door and a voice, "Is this the company
+commander?"
+
+"Yes," said the irritated captain, "and what the hell do you want?"
+
+The door opened and the strictest disciplinarian in the American army
+permitted himself the shadow of a smile. "I'm General Pershing," he
+said.
+
+One battalion came back from the front with an additional member. He was
+a large dog of uncertain breed who had deserted from the German lines.
+At least it was hard to say whether he belonged to the German army or
+the French. The French first saw him one afternoon when he came
+lumbering across No Man's Land and pushed himself through the wire in a
+place where it had grown a bit slack. One French soldier fired at him.
+The poilu thought it might be a new trick of the Germans. For all he
+knew a couple of Boches might have been concealed inside the big hound.
+He was no marksman, this soldier, for he missed the dog who promptly
+turned sharply to the left and came in at another point in the trenches.
+The soldiers made him welcome although there was some discussion as to
+what his nationality might be. It was evident that he had come across
+from the German lines, but it was possible that he was a French dog
+captured in one of the villages which fell to the invaders. The men in
+the front line tried him with all the German they knew--"You German
+pig," "what's your regiment?" "damn the Kaiser," "to Berlin," and a few
+others. He indicated no understanding of the phrases. Later he was taken
+further back and examined at length by an intelligence officer but no
+single German word could be found which he seemed to recognize. On the
+other hand it was ascertained that he was equally ignorant of French.
+However, he understood signs, would bark for a bone and never missed an
+invitation to eat.
+
+During the first week of his stay the soldiers were generous in giving
+him a share of their rations. Later he became an old friend and did not
+fare so well. One night he disappeared and an outpost saw him lumbering
+back to the German lines. The Boches were out on patrol that night and
+apparently the big dog reached their lines without being fired upon. He
+was gone three weeks and then he returned for a long stay with the
+French. So it went on. He never affiliated himself permanently with
+either army and he never gave away secrets. Possibly his coming gave
+some sign of declining morale across the way for when the men became
+cross and testy the big dog simply changed sides. There was never any
+indication that he had been underfed even when rumors were strongest
+about the food shortage in Germany. The Boches took a pride in belying
+these stories, as best they could, by keeping the hound sleek and fat.
+
+The French called him Quatre Cent Vingt after the big gun but nobody
+knew for certain his German alias. Once when he left the German lines in
+broad daylight the Boches all along the line were heard whistling for
+him to come back, but no one called him by name. The French chose to
+believe that across the way he was known as "Kamerad," but there was no
+evidence on this point. It is true that he would stand on his hind legs
+and wave his paws when anybody said "Kamerad," but this was a trick and
+took teaching.
+
+He must have heard somehow or other about the coming of the Americans
+for he left the Germans at noon one day when the doughboys had hardly
+become settled in their new home. A French interpreter vouched for him
+and he was allowed free access to third line, second line, first line
+and, what he valued much more, to the company kitchen. Here for the
+first time he tasted slum. Soldiers are fond of belittling this
+combination of beef, onions, potatoes and carrots but Quatre Cent Vingt
+was frank in his admiration of the dish. Naturally, free-born American
+citizens could not be expected to know him by his outlandish French
+name or any abbreviation of it and he became Big Ed in honor of the mess
+sergeant. Hitherto Quatre Cent Vingt had been careful to show no favors.
+He had been the company's dog but he became so distinctly partial to the
+mess sergeant that the soldier took him over as his own and when the
+company went away Quatre Cent Vingt went too, following closely behind a
+rolling kitchen.
+
+The experience in the trenches made American soldiers a little more
+expressive than they had been before but the national character remained
+baffling. As a nation we unquestionably have personality but our army is
+somewhat lacking in this quality even among its leaders. Pershing is a
+personality, of course, and Bullard and Sibert and March, but for the
+rest all major generals seemed much alike to us. Sibert we remembered
+because he was a quiet, kindly man who got the things he wanted without
+much fuss. He was among the thinkers of the army. Mostly he was
+listening to other people, but when he talked he wasted no words.
+Undoubtedly he was one of the best loved men in the army for he combined
+with his efficiency and his kindliness an occasional playful flash of
+humor. I remember a visit which three American newspaperwomen paid to
+him one day at his headquarters. The conversation had scarcely begun
+when one of the women somewhat tactlessly remarked, "General, this is a
+young man's war, isn't it?"
+
+General Sibert is husky enough but he is a bit gray and he smiled
+quizzically as he looked at his questioner over the top of a big pair of
+horn-rimmed glasses.
+
+"When I was a cadet at West Point," said General Sibert, "I used to
+console myself with the thought that Napoleon was winning battles when
+he was thirty. Now, I find that my mind dwells more on the fact that
+Hindenburg is seventy."
+
+Robert H. Bullard is probably the most picturesque figure in the
+American army. He has a reputation as a fighter and a daredevil and he
+is still one of the best polo players and broadsword experts in the
+American army. They say that when a second lieutenant swore at him one
+day in the heat of a game he made no complaint but laid for the young
+man later on and sent him sprawling off his horse in a wild scrimmage.
+He will fight broadsword duels with anybody regardless of rank if his
+opponent promises to be a man who can test his mettle. And yet it was a
+bit surprising that when the command of one of the crack divisions in
+France was open, General Pershing chose Bullard for the command because
+Major General Robert H. Bullard is perhaps the worst dressed major
+general in the American army. A poilu in one of the provincial cities
+mistook him for an American enlisted man and talked to him with great
+freedom for more than half an hour before an excited French officer
+rushed up and told him that the man with whom he was talking so
+familiarly was an American general.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," said Bullard, "I wanted to hear what he had to
+say. Come around to my headquarters sometime and tell me some more."
+
+On another occasion I saw an American captain suffer acutely because
+Bullard appeared at a public Franco-American function with two days'
+growth of beard. "What kind of an aide can he have," moaned the
+captain. "I was on his staff for two years and I never let him come out
+like that. I always had him fixed up when there was anything important
+on."
+
+Tall, spare, hawk-featured and straight, Bullard represents a type of
+officer who has a large part to play in the American army. It is around
+such men that tradition grows and tradition is the marrow of an army. It
+was Bullard, too, who gave the best expression to the hope and purpose
+of the American army which I heard in France. He had said that what the
+American army must always maintain as its most important asset was the
+offensive spirit and when we asked him just what that was he lapsed into
+a story which was always his favorite device for exposition.
+
+"There was once a Spanish farmer," said General Bullard, "who lived in a
+small house in the country with his pious wife. One day he came rushing
+out of the house with a valise in his hand and his good wife stopped him
+and asked, 'Where are you going?' 'I'm going to Seville,' said the
+farmer bustling right past her. 'You mean God willing,' suggested his
+pious wife. 'No,' replied the farmer, 'I just mean that I'm going.'
+
+"The Lord was angered by this impiety and He promptly changed the farmer
+into a frog. His wife could tell that it was her husband all right
+because he was bigger than any of the other frogs and more noisy. She
+went to the edge of the pond every day and prayed that her husband might
+be forgiven. And one morning--it was the first day of the second
+year--the big frog suddenly began to swell and get bigger and bigger
+until he wasn't a frog any more, but a man. And he hopped out of the
+pond and stood on the bank beside his wife. Without stopping to kiss her
+or thank her or anything he ran straight into the house and came out
+with a valise in his hand.
+
+"'Where are you going?' his wife asked in terror.
+
+"'To Seville,' he said.
+
+"She wrung her hands. 'You mean God willing,' she cried.
+
+"'No,' thundered the farmer, 'to Seville or back to the frog pond!'"
+
+In the main, however, American officers and soldiers were not very
+successful in expressing their feelings and ideals in regard to the war.
+One of the Y. M. C. A. huts carried on an anonymous symposium on the
+subject "Why I joined the army." Only a few of the answers came from the
+heart. Most of the rest were of two types. One sort was swanking and
+swaggering, in which the writer unconsciously melodramatized himself,
+and the other was cynical, in which the writer betrayed the fact that he
+was afraid of being melodramatic. Thus there was one man who answered,
+"To fight for my country, the good old United States, the land of the
+free and the starry flag that I love so well." "Because I was crazy,"
+wrote another and it is probable that neither reason really represented
+the exact feeling of the man in question.
+
+Some were distinctly utilitarian such as that of the soldier who wrote
+"To improve my mind by visiting the famous churches and art galleries of
+the old world." There was also a simplicity and directness in "to put
+Malden on the map." But the two which seemed to be the truest of all
+were, "Because they said I wasn't game and I am too" and "Because she'll
+be sorry when she sees my name in the list of the fellows that got
+killed."
+
+For a time I was all muddled up about the American reaction to the war.
+Sometimes we seemed helplessly provincial and then along would come some
+glorious unhelpless assertiveness. This would probably be in something
+to do with plumbing or doctoring. Even our friends in Europe are
+inclined to put us down as materialists. They think we love money more
+than anything else in the world. I don't believe this is true. I think
+we use money only as a symbol and that even if we don't express them, or
+if we express them badly, the American who fights has not forgotten to
+pack his ideals. A young American officer brought that home to me one
+day in Paris. He was a doctor from a thriving factory town upstate.
+
+"You know," he began, "this war is costing me thousands of dollars. I
+was getting along great back home. A lot of factories had me for their
+doctor. My practice was worth $15,000 a year. It was all paid up, too,
+you know, workman's compensation stuff. I'll bet it won't be worth a
+nickel when I get back."
+
+He sat and drummed on the table and looked out on the street and a
+couple of Portuguese went by in their slate gray uniforms and then some
+Russians, with their marvelous tunics, which Bakst might have designed;
+there were French aviators in black and red, and rollicking Australians,
+an Italian, looking glum, and a Roumanian with a girl on his arm.
+
+"Did you ever read 'Ivanhoe'?" said the man with the $15,000 practice,
+fiercely and suddenly.
+
+I nodded.
+
+"Well," he said, "when I was a boy I read that book five times. I
+thought it was the greatest book in the world, and I guess it is, and
+all this reminds me of 'Ivanhoe.'"
+
+"Of 'Ivanhoe'?" I said.
+
+"Yes, you know, all this," and he made an expansive gesture, "Verdun,
+and Joffre, and 'they shall not pass,' and Napoleon's tomb, and war
+bread, and all the men with medals and everything. Great stuff!
+There'll never be anything like it in the world again. I tell you it's
+better than 'Ivanhoe.' Everything's happening and I'm in it. I'm in a
+little of it, anyway. And if I have a chance to get in something big I
+don't care what happens. No, sir, if I could just help to give the old
+Boche a good wallop I wouldn't care if I never got back. Why, I wouldn't
+miss this for ----" His eyes were sparkling with excitement now and he
+was straining for adequate expression. He brought his fist down on the
+table until the glasses rattled. "I wouldn't miss this for $50,000
+cash," he said.
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+Title: The A.E.F.
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+<a href="images/cover_lg.jpg">
+<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="367" height="550" alt="image of the book&#39;s cover" title="image of the book&#39;s cover" /></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="cb">THE A. E. F.</p>
+
+<p class="figcenter">
+<a href="images/frontispiece_lg.jpg">
+<img src="images/frontispiece_sml.jpg" width="388" height="550" alt="Frontispiece, Photo of General Pershing;
+Commanding the A. E. F." title="Frontispiece, Photo of General Pershing;
+Commanding the A. E. F." /></a>
+<br />
+<span class="caption">General Pershing<br />
+Commanding the A. E. F.</span>
+</p>
+
+<h1>
+THE A. E. F.<br />
+<small>WITH GENERAL PERSHING<br />
+AND THE AMERICAN FORCES</small></h1>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="cb">BY<br />
+HEYWOOD BROUN<br />
+<br /><br />
+<img src="images/colophon.png" width="50" height="63" alt="colophon" title="colophon" />
+<br />
+<br /><br /><br />
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY<br />
+NEW YORK <span style="margin-left: 4em;">LONDON</span><br />
+1918<br />
+<br /><br /><br />
+<small>C<small>OPYRIGHT</small>, 1918, B<small>Y</small><br />
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY</small><br />
+<br /><br /><br />
+<small>Printed in the United States of America</small><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="cb">
+TO<br />
+<br />
+RUTH HALE<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="CONTENTS">
+
+<tr><td><small>CHAPTER</small></td><td>&nbsp;</td><td align="right">PAGE</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">I.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">The Big Pond</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_001">1</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">II.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">The A. E. F.</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_011">11</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">III.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Lafayette, Nous Voilà</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_025">25</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">IV.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">The Franco-american Honeymoon</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_036">36</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">V.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Within Sound of the Guns</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_056">56</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">VI.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Sunny France</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_074">74</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">VII.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Pershing</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_092">92</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">VIII.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Men With Medals</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_102">102</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">IX.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Letters Home</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_115">115</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">X.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Marines</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_126">126</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">XI.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Field Pieces and Big Guns</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_136">136</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">XII.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Our Aviators and a Few Others</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_147">147</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">XIII.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Hospitals and Engineers</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_164">164</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">XIV.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">We Visit the French Army</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_177">177</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">XV.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Verdun</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_192">192</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">XVI.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">We Visit the British Army</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_200">200</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">XVII.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Back From Prison</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_221">221</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">XVIII.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Finishing Touches</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_227">227</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">XIX.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">The American Army Marches To The
+Trenches</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_250">250</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XX">XX.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">Trench Life</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_260">260</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">XXI.</a></td><td><span class="smcap">The Veterans Return</span></td><td align="right" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_281">281</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="c">Some of the material in this book is reprinted through the courtesy of
+the <i>New York Tribune</i>.<a name="page_001" id="page_001"></a></p>
+
+<h1>THE A. E. F.</h1>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I<br /><br />
+<small>THE BIG POND</small></h2>
+
+<p>"V<small>OILÀ UN SOUSMARIN</small>," said a sailor, as he stuck his head through the
+doorway of the smoking room. The man with aces and eights dropped, but
+the player across the table had three sevens, and he waited for a
+translation. It came from the little gun on the afterdeck. The gun said
+"Bang!" and in a few seconds it repeated "Bang!" I heard the second shot
+from my stateroom, but before I had adjusted my lifebelt the gun fired
+at the submarine once more.</p>
+
+<p>A cheer followed this shot. No Yale eleven, or even Harvard for that
+matter, ever heard such a cheer. It was as if the shout for the first
+touchdown and for the last one and for all the field goals and long
+gains had been<a name="page_002" id="page_002"></a> thrown into one. There was something in the cheer, too,
+of a long drawn "ho-old 'em."</p>
+
+<p>I looked out the porthole and asked an ambulance man: "Did we get her
+then?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, but we almost did," he answered. "There she is," he added. "That's
+the periscope."</p>
+
+<p>Following the direction of his finger I found a stray beanpole thrust
+somewhat carelessly into the ocean. It came out of a wave top with a
+rakish tilt. Probably ours was the angle, for the steamer was cutting
+the ocean into jigsaw sections as we careened away for dear life, now
+with a zig and then with a zag, seeking safety in drunken flight. When I
+reached the deck, steamer and passengers seemed to be doing as well as
+could be expected, and even better.</p>
+
+<p>The periscope was falling astern, and the three hundred passengers,
+mostly ambulance drivers and Red Cross nurses, were lined along the
+rail, rooting. Some of the girls stood on top of the rail and others
+climbed up to the lifeboats, which were as good as a row of boxes. It
+was distinctly a home team crowd.<a name="page_003" id="page_003"></a> Nobody cheered for the submarine. The
+only passenger who showed fright was a chap who rushed up and down the
+deck loudly shouting: "Don't get excited."</p>
+
+<p>"Give 'em hell," said a home town fan and shook his fist in the
+direction of the submarine. The gunner fired his fourth shot and this
+time he was far short in his calculation.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a question of whether we get her first or she gets us, isn't it?"
+asked an old lady in about the tone she would have used in asking a
+popular lecturer whether or not he thought Hamlet was really mad. Such
+neutrality was beyond me. I couldn't help expressing a fervent hope that
+the contest would be won by our steamer. It was the bulliest sort of a
+game, and a pleasant afternoon, too, but one passenger was no more than
+mildly interested. W. K. Vanderbilt did not put on a life preserver nor
+did he leave his deck chair. He sat up just a bit and watched the whole
+affair tolerantly. After all the submarine captain was a stranger to
+him.</p>
+
+<p>Our fifth and final shot was the best. It hit the periscope or
+thereabouts. The shell did not<a name="page_004" id="page_004"></a> rebound and there was a patch of oil on
+the surface of the water. The beanpole disappeared. The captain left the
+bridge and went to the smoking room. He called for cognac.</p>
+
+<p>"Il est mort," said he, with a sweep of his right hand.</p>
+
+<p>"He says we sunk her," explained the man who spoke French.</p>
+
+<p>The captain said the submarine had fired one torpedo and had missed the
+steamer by about ninety feet. The U-boat captain must have taken his eye
+off the boat, or sliced or committed some technical blunder or other,
+for he missed an easy shot. Even German efficiency cannot eradicate the
+blessed amateur. May his thumbs never grow less!</p>
+
+<p>We looked at the chart and found that our ship was more than seven
+hundred miles from the nearest land. It seemed a lonely ocean.</p>
+
+<p>One man came through the crisis with complete triumph. As soon as the
+submarine was sighted, the smoking room steward locked the cigar chest
+and the wine closet. Not until then did he go below for his lifebelt.</p>
+
+<p>Reviewing my own emotions, I found that I<a name="page_005" id="page_005"></a> had not been frightened quite
+as badly as I expected. The submarine didn't begin to scare me as much
+as the first act of "The Thirteenth Chair," but still I could hardly lay
+claim to calm, for I had not spoken one of the appropriate speeches
+which came to my mind after the attack. The only thing to which I could
+point with pride was the fact that before putting on my lifebelt I
+paused to open a box of candy, and went on deck to face destruction, or
+what not, with a caramel between my teeth. But before the hour was up I
+was sunk indeed.</p>
+
+<p>It was submarine this and sousmarin that in the smoking room. The
+U-boats lurked in every corner. One man had seen two and at the next
+table was a chap who had seen three. There was the fellow who had
+sighted the periscope first of all, the man who had seen the wake of the
+torpedo, and the littlest ambulance driver who had sighted the submarine
+through the bathroom window while immersed in the tub. He was the man
+who had started for the deck with nothing more about him than a lifebelt
+and had been turned back.<a name="page_006" id="page_006"></a></p>
+
+<p>"I wonder," said a passenger, "whether those submarines have wireless?
+Do you suppose now that boat could send messages on ahead and ask other
+U-boats to look after us?" And just then the gun on the forward deck
+went "Bang."</p>
+
+<p>It was the meanest and most inappropriate sound I ever heard. It was an
+anti-climax of the most vicious sort. It was bad form, bad art, bad
+everything. I felt a little sick, and one of the contributing emotions
+was a sort of fearfully poignant boredom. I tried to remember just what
+the law of averages was and to compute as rapidly as possible the
+chances of the vessel to complete two more days of travel if attacked by
+a submarine every hour.</p>
+
+<p>"The ocean is full of the damn things," said the man at the next table
+petulantly.</p>
+
+<p>This time the thing was a black object not more than fifty yards away.
+The captain signaled the gunner not to fire again and he let it be known
+that this was nothing but a barrel. Later it was rumored that it was a
+mine, but then there were all sorts of rumors during those last two days
+when we ran along<a name="page_007" id="page_007"></a> with lifeboats swung out. There was much talk of a
+convoy, but none appeared.</p>
+
+<p>Many passengers slept on deck and some went to meals with their
+lifebelts on. Everybody jumped when a plate was dropped and there was
+always the possibility of starting a panic by slamming a door. And so we
+cheered when the steamer came to the mouth of the river which leads to
+Bordeaux. We cheered for France from friendship. We cheered from
+surprise and joy when the American flag went up to the top of a high
+mast and we cheered a little from sheer relief because we had left the
+sea and the U-boats behind us.</p>
+
+<p>They had been with us not a little from the beginning. Even on the first
+day out from New York the ship ran with all lights out and portholes
+shielded. Later passengers were forbidden to smoke on deck at night and
+once there was a lifeboat drill of a sort, but the boats were not swung
+out in the davits until after we met the submarine.</p>
+
+<p>Early in the voyage an old lady complained to the purser because a young
+man in the music<a name="page_008" id="page_008"></a> room insisted on playing the Dead March from "Saul."
+There was more cheerful music. The ambulance drivers saw to that. We had
+an Amherst unit and one from Leland Stanford and the boys were nineteen
+or thereabouts. It is well enough to say that all the romance has gone
+out of modern war, but you can't convince a nineteen-year-older of that
+when he has his first khaki on his back and his first anti-typhoid
+inoculation in his arm. They boasted of these billion germs and they
+swaggered and played banjos and sang songs. Mostly they sang at night on
+the pitch black upper deck. The littlest ambulance driver had a nice
+tenor voice and on still nights he did not care what submarine commander
+knew that he "learned about women from her." He and his companions
+rocked the stars with "She knifed me one night." Daytimes they studied
+French from the ground up. It was the second day out that I heard a
+voice from just outside my porthole inquire "E-S-T&mdash;what's that and how
+do you say it?" Later on the littlest ambulance driver had made marked
+progress and<a name="page_009" id="page_009"></a> was explaining "Mon oncle a une bonne fille, mais mon père
+est riche."</p>
+
+<p>Romance was not hard to find on the vessel. The slow waiter who limped
+had been wounded at the Marne, and the little fat stewardess had spent
+twenty-two days aboard the German raider <i>Eitel Friedrich</i>. There were
+French soldiers in the steerage and one of them had the Croix de Guerre
+with four palms. He had been wounded three times.</p>
+
+<p>But when the ship came up the river the littlest ambulance driver&mdash;the
+one who knew "est" and women&mdash;summed things up and decided that he was
+glad to be an American. He looked around the deck at the Red Cross
+nurses and others who had stood along the rail and cheered in the
+submarine fight, and he said:</p>
+
+<p>"I never would have thought it of 'em. It's kinda nice to know American
+women have got so much nerve."</p>
+
+<p>The littlest ambulance driver drew himself up to his full five feet four
+and brushed his new uniform once again.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," he said, "we men have certainly<a name="page_010" id="page_010"></a> got to hand it to the girls
+on this boat." And as he went down the gangplank he was humming: "And I
+learned about women from her."<a name="page_011" id="page_011"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II<br /><br />
+<small>THE A. E. F.</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> dawn was gray and so was the ship, but the eye picked her out of the
+mist because of two broad yellow stripes which ran the whole length of
+the upper decks. As the ship warped into the pier the stripes of yellow
+became so many layers of men in khaki, each motionless and each gazing
+toward the land.</p>
+
+<p>"Say," cried a voice across the diminishing strip of water, "what place
+is this anyhow?" The reply came back from newspapermen whose only
+companions on the pier were two French soldiers and a little group of
+German prisoners.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the voice from the ship, "this ought to be better than the
+Texas border."</p>
+
+<p>The American regulars had come to France.</p>
+
+<p>The two French soldiers looked at the men<a name="page_012" id="page_012"></a> on the transport and cheered,
+flinging their caps in the air. The Germans just looked. They were
+engaged in moving rails and after lifting one they would pause and gaze
+into space for many minutes until the guards told them to get to work
+again. But now the guards were so interested that the Germans prolonged
+the rest interval and stared at the ship. News that ships were in was
+carried through the town and people came running to the pier. There were
+women and children and old men and a few soldiers.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody had known the Americans were coming. Even the mayor was surprised
+and had to run home to get his red sash and his high hat. Children on
+the way to school did not go further than the quay, for back of the
+ship, creeping into the slip, were other ships with troops and torpedo
+boat destroyers and a cruiser.</p>
+
+<p>Just before the gangplank was lowered the band on the first transport
+played "The Star Spangled Banner." The men on the ship stood at
+attention. The crowds on shore only watched. They did not know our
+national<a name="page_013" id="page_013"></a> anthem yet. Next the band played "The Marseillaise," and the
+hats of the crowd came off. As the last note died away one of the
+Americans relaxed from attention and leaned over the rail toward a small
+group of newspapermen from America.</p>
+
+<p>"Do they allow enlisted men to drink in the saloons in this town?" he
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>Somebody else wanted to know, "Is there any place in town where a fellow
+can get a piece of pie?" A sailor was anxious to rent a bicycle or a
+horse and "ride somewhere." Later the universal question became, "Don't
+any of these people speak American?"</p>
+
+<p>The men were hustled off the ship and marched into the long street which
+runs parallel with the docks. They passed within a few feet of the
+Germans. There was less than the length of a bayonet between them but
+the doughboys did credit to their brief training. They kept their eyes
+straight ahead.</p>
+
+<p>"How do they look?" one of the newspapermen asked a German sergeant in
+the group of prisoners.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, they look all right," he said professionally,<a name="page_014" id="page_014"></a> "but you can't tell
+yet. I'd want to see them in action first."</p>
+
+<p>"They don't lift their knees high enough," he added and grinned at his
+little joke.</p>
+
+<p>A French soldier came up then and expostulated. He said that we must not
+talk to the Germans and set his prisoners back to their task of lifting
+rails. There were guards at both ends of the street, but scores of
+children slipped by them and began to talk to the soldiers. There were
+hardly half a dozen men in the first regiment who understood French.
+Veterans of the Mexican border tried a little bad Spanish and when that
+didn't work they fell back to signs. The French made an effort to meet
+the visitors half way. I saw a boy extend his reader to a soldier and
+explain that a fearfully homely picture which looked like a caterpillar
+was a "chenille." The boy added that the chenille was so ugly that it
+was without doubt German and no good. Children also pointed out familiar
+objects in the book such as "Chats" and "Chiens," but as one soldier
+said: "I don't care about those<a name="page_015" id="page_015"></a> things, sonny: haven't you got a roast
+chicken or an apple pie in that book?"</p>
+
+<p>Some officers had tried to teach their men a little French on the trip
+across, but not much seemed to stick. The men were not over curious as
+to this strange language. One old sergeant went to his lieutenant and
+said: "You know, sir, I've served in China and the Philippines and Cuba.
+I've been up against this foreign language proposition before and I know
+just what I need. If you'll write down a few words for me and tell me
+how they're pronounced I won't have to bother you any more. I want 'Give
+me a plate of ham and eggs. How much? What's your name?' and 'Do you
+love me, kid?'"</p>
+
+<p>The vocabulary of the officers did not seem very much more extensive
+than that of the men. While the troops were disembarking officers were
+striving to get supplies started for the camp several miles outside the
+city. All the American motor trucks had been shipped on the slowest
+steamer of the convoy but the French came to our aid. "I have just one
+order," said the French officer, who met<a name="page_016" id="page_016"></a> the first unit of the American
+Expeditionary Army, "there is no American and no French now. There is
+only ours."</p>
+
+<p>Although the officer was kind enough to make ownership of all available
+motor trucks common, he could not do as much for the language of the
+poilus who drove them. I found the American motor truck chief hopelessly
+entangled.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you enough gasoline to go to the camp and back?" he inquired of
+the driver of the first camion to be loaded. The Frenchman shrugged his
+shoulders to indicate that he did not comprehend. The officer smiled
+tolerantly and spoke with gentle firmness as if to a wayward child.
+"Have you enough gasoline?" he said. Again the Frenchman's shoulders
+went up. "Have you enough gasoline?" repeated the officer, only this
+time he spoke loudly and fiercely as if talking to his wife. Even yet
+the Frenchman did not understand. Inspiration came to the American
+officer. Suddenly he gesticulated with both hands and began to imitate
+George Beban as the French waiter in one of the old Weber<a name="page_017" id="page_017"></a> and Fields
+shows. "'Ave you enough of ze gaz-o-leene?" he piped mincingly. Then an
+interpreter came.</p>
+
+<p>After several companies had disembarked the march to camp began, up the
+main street and along the fine shore road which skirts the bay. The band
+struck up "Stars and Stripes Forever" and away they went. They did not
+march well, these half green companies who had rolled about the seas so
+long, but they held the eyes of all and the hearts of some. They
+glorified even cheap tunes such as "If You Don't Like Your Uncle Sammy
+Go Back to Your Home Across the Sea," and Sousa seemed a very master of
+fire when the men paraded to his marches. These American units did not
+give the impression of compactness which one gets from Frenchmen on the
+march. The longer stride gives the doughboy an uneven gait. He looks
+like a man walking across a plowed field and yet you cannot miss a sense
+of power. You feel that he will get there even if his goal is the red
+sun itself at the back of the hills.</p>
+
+<p>There was no long drawn cheer from the<a name="page_018" id="page_018"></a> people who lined the streets to
+see the Americans pass. Even crowds in Paris do not cheer like that.
+Instead individuals called out phrases of greeting and there was much
+handclapping. Although mixed in point of service the men ran to type as
+far as build went. They amazed the French by their height, although some
+of the organizations which followed the first division are better
+physically. Of course these American troops are actually taller than the
+French and in addition they are thin enough to accentuate their height.
+It was easy to pick out the youngsters, most of whom found their packs a
+little heavy. They would stand up straighter though when an old sergeant
+moved alongside and growled a word or two. It was easy to see that these
+sergeants were of the old army. They were all lank men, boiled red from
+within and without. They had put deserts and jungles under foot and no
+distance would seem impossible for them along the good roads of France.</p>
+
+<p>As ship after ship came in more troops marched to camp. The streets were
+filled with the clatter of the big boots of doughboys<a name="page_019" id="page_019"></a> throughout the
+morning and well into the afternoon. There were American army mules,
+too, and although the natives had seen the animal before in French
+service, he attracted no end of attention. In his own particular army
+the mule seems more picturesque. He has never learned French. It seems
+to break his spirit, but he pranced and kicked and played the very devil
+under the stimulus of the loud endearments of the American mule drivers.</p>
+
+<p>The French were also interested in a company of American negroes
+specially recruited for stevedore service. The negroes had been
+outfitted with old cavalry overcoats of a period shortly after the Civil
+War. They were blue coats with gold buttons and the lining was a
+tasteful but hardly somber shade of crimson. Nor were the negroes
+without picturesque qualities even when they had shed their coats and
+gone to work. Their working shirts of white were inked all over with
+pious sentences calculated to last through the submarine zone, but piety
+was mixed. One big negro, for instance, had written upon<a name="page_020" id="page_020"></a> his shirt:
+"The Lord is my shepherd," but underneath he had drawn a large starfish
+for luck. A few daring ones had ornamented themselves with skulls and
+crossbones. To the negroes fell the bitterest disappointment of the
+American landing in France. Two Savannah stevedores caught sight of a
+black soldier in the French uniform and rushed up to exchange greetings.
+The Senegalese shrugged his shoulders and turned away from the flood of
+English.</p>
+
+<p>"That," said one of the American darkies, "is the most ignorantest and
+stuck up nigger I ever did see." They were not yet ready to believe that
+the negro race had let itself in for the amazing complications of a
+foreign language.</p>
+
+<p>Later in the day the town was full of the eddies which occur when two
+languages meet head on, for almost all the soldiers and sailors received
+leave to come to town. They wanted beer and champagne and cognac,
+chocolate, cake, crackers, pears, apples, cherries, picture postcards,
+sardines, rings, cigarettes, and books of French and English phrases.
+The<a name="page_021" id="page_021"></a> phrase books were usually an afterthought, so commerce was
+conducted with difficulty. A few of the shopkeepers equipped themselves
+with dictionaries and painstakingly worked out the proper reply for each
+customer. Signs were much more effective and when it came to purchase,
+the sailor or soldier simply held out a handful of American money and
+the storekeeper took a little. To the credit of the shopkeepers of the
+nameless port, let it be said that they seemed in every case to take no
+more than an approximation of the right amount. Fortunately the late
+unpleasantness at Babel was not absolutely thoroughgoing and there are
+words in French which offer no great difficulty to the American. The
+entente cordiale is furthered by words such as "chocolat," "sandwich,"
+"biere" and "bifstek." The difficulties of "vin" are not insurmountable
+either.</p>
+
+<p>"A funny people," was the comment of one doughboy, "when I ask for
+'sardines' I get 'em all right, but when I say 'cheese' or 'canned
+peaches' I don't get anything."</p>
+
+<p>Another complained, "I don't understand<a name="page_022" id="page_022"></a> these people at all. They spell
+some of their words all right, but they haven't got the sense to say 'em
+that way." He could see no reason why "vin" should sound like "van."</p>
+
+<p>Another objection of the invading army was that the townsfolk demanded
+whole sentences of French. Mixtures seemed incomprehensible to them and
+the officer who kept crying out, "Madame, where are my &oelig;ufs?" got no
+satisfaction whatever.</p>
+
+<p>Late in the afternoon phrase books began to appear, but they did not
+help a great deal because by the time the right phrase had been found
+some fellow who used only sign language had slipped in ahead of the
+student. Then, too, some of the books seemed hardly adapted for present
+conditions. One officer was distinctly annoyed because the first
+sentence he found in a chapter headed war terms was, "Where is the grand
+stand?" But the book which seemed to fall furthest short of promise was
+a pamphlet entitled, "Just the French You Want to Know."</p>
+
+<p>"Look at this," said an indignant owner. "Le travail assure la santé et
+la bien-être, il<a name="page_023" id="page_023"></a> élève et fortifie l'âme, il adoucit les souffrances,
+chasse l'ennui, et plaisir sans pareil, il est encore le sel des autres
+plaisirs. Go on with it. Look at what all that means&mdash;'Work assures
+health and well being, it elevates and fortifies the soul, drives away
+ennui, alleviates suffering, and, a pleasure without an equal, it is
+still the salt of all other pleasures'&mdash;what do you think of that? Just
+the French you want to know! I don't want to address the graduating
+class, I want to tell a barber to leave it long on top, but trim it
+pretty close around the edges."</p>
+
+<p>The happy purchaser of the book did not throw it away, however, until he
+turned to the chapter headed "At the Tailor's" and found that the first
+sentence set down in French meant, "The bodice is too tight in front,
+and it is uncomfortable under the arms. It is a little too low-necked,
+and the sleeves are not wide enough."</p>
+
+<p>Sundown sent most of the soldiers scurrying back to camp, but the port
+lacked no life that night, for sailors came ashore in increasing numbers
+and American officers were<a name="page_024" id="page_024"></a> everywhere. The two hotels&mdash;the Grand and
+the Grand Hotel des Messageries, known to the army as the Grand and
+Miserable Hotel&mdash;were thronged. Generals and Admirals rushed about to
+conferences and in the middle of all the confusion a young second
+lieutenant sat at the piano in the parlor of the Grand and played
+Schumann's "Warum" over and over again as if his heart would break for
+homesickness. The sailors and a few soldiers who seemed to have business
+in the town had no trouble in making themselves at home.</p>
+
+<p>"Mademoiselle, donnez moi un baiser, s'il vous plait," said one of the
+apt pupils to the pretty barmaid at the Café du Centre.</p>
+
+<p>But she said: "Mais non."</p>
+
+<p>Crowds began to collect just off the main street. I hurried over to one
+group of sailors, convinced that something important was going on, since
+French soldiers and civilians stood about six deep. History was being
+made indeed. For the first time "craps" was being played on French
+soil.<a name="page_025" id="page_025"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III<br /><br />
+<small>LAFAYETTE, NOUS VOILÀ</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> navy was the first to take Paris. While the doughboys were still at
+the port crowding themselves into camp, lucky sailors were on their way
+to let the French capital see the American uniform. I came up on the
+night train with a crowd of them. Their pockets bulged with money, tins
+of salmon, ham and truffled chicken. They had chocolate in their hats
+and boxes of fancy crackers under their arms, while cigars and
+cigarettes poked out of their blouses. They would have nothing to do
+with French tobacco, but favored a popular American brand which sells
+for a quarter in New York and twice as much over here. One almost
+expected each sailor to produce a roast turkey or a pheasant from up his
+sleeve at meal time, but it was pretty much all meal time for these men
+who were making their<a name="page_026" id="page_026"></a> shore leave an intensive affair. One was a very
+new sailor and he was rejoicing to find land under his feet again.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, boy!" he said, when I asked him about his ship, "that old tub had
+two more movements than a hula dancer."</p>
+
+<p>The little group in my compartment was sampling some champagne which
+hospitable folk at the port had given them. It was not real champagne,
+to be sure, but a cheaper white wine with twice as many bubbles and at
+least as much noise. It sufficed very well, since it was ostentation
+rather than thirst which spurred the sailors on and they spread their
+hospitality throughout the train. A few French soldiers headed back for
+the trenches were the traveling companions of the Americans. The poilus
+were decidedly friendly but somewhat amazed at the big men who made so
+much noise with their jokes and their songs. Of course the French were
+called upon to sample the various tinned and bottled goods which the
+sailors were carrying. It was "have a swig of this, Froggy" or "get
+yourself around that, Frenchy." The Americans were<a name="page_027" id="page_027"></a> still just a bit
+condescending to their brothers in arms. They had not yet seen them in
+action. Of course there was much comparison of equipment and the sailors
+all tried on the trench helmets of the French and found them too small.
+The entente grew and presently there was an allied concert. The sailors
+sang, "What a Wonderful Mother You'd Make," and the French replied with
+the Verdun song, "Ils Ne Passeront Pas," and later with "Madelon."</p>
+
+<p>I heard that song many times afterwards and it always brings to mind a
+picture of dusty French soldiers marching with their short, quick, eager
+stride. They are always dusty. All summer long they wear big overcoats
+which come below the knee. Dust settles and multiplies and if you see a
+French regiment marching in the spring rainy season, it will still be
+dusty. Perhaps their souls are a little dusty now, but it is French
+dust. And as they march they sing as the men sang to the newly arrived
+Americans in the train that night:<a name="page_028" id="page_028"></a></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">For all the soldiers, on their holidays,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">There is a place, just tucked in by the woods,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A house with ivy growing on the walls&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A cabaret&mdash;"Aux Toulourous"&mdash;the goods!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">The girl who serves is young and sweet as love,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">She's light as any butterfly in Spring,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Her eyes have got a sparkle like her wine.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We call her Madelon&mdash;it's got a swing!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">The soldiers' girl! She leads us all a dance!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">She's only Madelon, but she's Romance!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">When Madelon comes out to serve us drinks,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We always know she's coming by her song!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And every man, he tells his little tale,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And Madelon, she listens all day long.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Our Madelon is never too severe&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A kiss or two is nothing much to her&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">She laughs us up to love and life and God&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Madelon! Madelon! Madelon!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We all have girls for keeps that wait at home</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Who'll marry us when fighting time is done;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">But they are far away&mdash;too far to tell</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">What happens in these days of cut-and-run.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We sigh away such days as best we can,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And pray for time to bring us nearer home,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">But tales like ours won't wait till then to tell&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We have to run and boast to Madelon.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We steal a kiss&mdash;she takes it all in play;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We dream she is that other&mdash;far away.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A corp'ral with a feather in his cap</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Went courting Madelon one summer's day,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And, mad with love, he swore she was superb,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And he would wed her any day she'd say.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">But Madelon was not for any such&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">She danced away and laughed: "My stars above!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Why, how could I consent to marry you,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">When I have my whole regiment to love?</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">I could not choose just one and leave the rest.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">I am the soldiers' girl&mdash;I like that best!"</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">When Madelon comes out to serve us drinks,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We always know she's coming by her song!</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And every man, he tells his little tale,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And Madelon, she listens all day long.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Our Madelon is never too severe&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">A kiss or two is nothing much to her&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">She laughs us up to love and life and God&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Madelon! Madelon! Madelon!</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>When the train came into Paris early the next morning the sailors were
+singing the chorus with the poilus. They parted company at the quai
+d'Orsay. The soldiers went to the front; the sailors turned to Paris. It
+was a Paris such as no one had ever seen before. The "bannière etoilée"
+was everywhere. We call it the Stars and Stripes. Little flags were
+stuck rakishly behind the ears of disreputable<a name="page_030" id="page_030"></a> Parisian cab horses;
+bigger flags were in the windows of the shops and on top of buildings,
+but the biggest American flag of all hung on the Strassburg monument
+which shed its mourning when the war began.</p>
+
+<p>Two days later all the flags were fluttering, for on the morning of the
+third of July the doughboys came to Paris. It made no difference that
+they were only a battalion. When the French saw them they thought of
+armies and of new armies, for these were the first soldiers in many
+months who smiled as they marched. The train was late, but the crowd
+waited outside the Gare d'Austerlitz for more than two hours. French Red
+Cross nurses were waiting at the station, and the doughboys had their
+first experience with French rations, for they began the long day with
+"petit déjeuner." Men brought up on ham and eggs and flapjacks and
+oatmeal and even breakfast pie, found war bread and coffee a scant
+repast, but the ration proved more popular than was expected when it was
+found that the coffee was charged with cognac. It was a stronger
+stimulant, though, which<a name="page_031" id="page_031"></a> sent the men up on the tips of their toes as
+they swung down the street covering thirty-two inches with each stride.
+For the first time they heard the roar of a crowd. It was not the steady
+roar such as comes from American throats. It was split up into "Vive les
+Etats Unis!" and "Vive l'Amérique!" with an occasional "Vive le
+President Wilson!" This appearance was only a dress rehearsal and the
+troops were hurried through little frequented streets to a barracks to
+await the morning of the Fourth.</p>
+
+<p>Paris began the great day by waking Pershing with music. The band of the
+republican guard was at the gate of his house a little after eight
+o'clock. The rest of Paris seemed to have had no trouble in arousing
+itself without music, for already several hundred thousand persons were
+crowded about the General's hotel. First there were trumpets; then
+brasses blared and drums rumbled. The General proved himself a light
+sleeper and a quick dresser. Before the last note of the fanfare died
+away he was at the window and bowing to the crowd. This time there was a
+solid<a name="page_032" id="page_032"></a> roar, for everybody shouted "Vive Pershing." The band cut through
+the din. There were a few strange variations and uncertainties in the
+tune, but it was unmistakably "The Star Spangled Banner." Only a handful
+in the crowd knew the American National anthem, but they shouted
+"Chapeau, chapeau" so hard that everybody took up the cry and took off
+his hat. There was a fine indefinite noisy roar which would have done
+credit to a double header crowd at the Polo Grounds when Pershing left
+his hotel for the "Invalides," where the march of the Americans was to
+begin. It was pleasant to observe at that moment that our commander has
+as straight a back as any man in the allied armies can boast.</p>
+
+<p>At least four hundred thousand people were crowded around the
+"Invalides." They had plenty of chance to shout. They were able to keep
+their enthusiasm within bounds when first Poincaré appeared and then
+Painlevé. The next celebrity was Papa Joffre and hats went into the air.
+There was an interval of waiting then and a bit of a riot. An old man<a name="page_033" id="page_033"></a>
+who found the elbows of his neighbors disagreeable, exclaimed: "Oh, let
+me have peace!" Somebody who heard the word "peace" shouted: "He's a
+pacifist," and people near at hand began to hit at him. He was saved by
+the coming of the American soldiers. "Vive les Teddies," shouted the
+crowd and forgot the old man.</p>
+
+<p>The crowd made way for the Americans as they marched toward the
+"Invalides" and into the court yard where the trophies won from the
+Germans are displayed. "You will bring more from the Boche," shouted a
+Frenchman. French and American flags floated above the guns and
+aeroplanes and minenwerfers. During the short ceremony the American
+soldiers looked about curiously at the trophies and up at the dome above
+the tomb of Napoleon. Many knew him by reputation and some had heard
+that he was buried there.</p>
+
+<p>After a short ceremony the Americans marched out of the "Invalides" and
+toward the Picpus cemetery. The crowds had increased. It was hard
+marching now. French children ran in between the legs of the soldiers.<a name="page_034" id="page_034"></a>
+French soldiers and civilians crowded in upon them. It was impossible to
+keep ranks. Now the men in khaki were just a little brown stream
+twisting and turning in an effort to get onward. People threw roses at
+the soldiers and they stuffed them into their hats and in the gun
+barrels. It was reported from several sources that one or two soldiers
+who were forced out of ranks were kissed, but no one would admit it
+afterwards. The youngsters in the ranks tried their best to keep a
+military countenance. They endeavored to achieve an expression which
+should be polite but firm, an air of having been through the same
+experience many times before. Only one or two old sergeants succeeded.
+The rest blushed under the cheers and entangling interest of the crowd
+and they could not keep the grins away when people shouted "Vive les
+Teddies" or threw roses at them. On that morning it was great to be
+young and a doughboy.</p>
+
+<p>On and on they went past high walls and gardens to the edge of the city
+to a cemetery. There were speeches here and they were<a name="page_035" id="page_035"></a> mostly French.
+Ribot spoke and Painlevé and Pershing. His was English and he said: "I
+hope, and I would like to say it that here on the soil of France and in
+the school of the French heroes, our American soldiers may learn to
+battle and to vanquish for the liberty of the world."</p>
+
+<p>But the speech which left the deepest impression was the shortest of
+all. Colonel Stanton stood before the tomb of Lafayette and made a
+quick, sharp gesture which was broad enough to include the youngsters
+from Alabama and Texas and Massachusetts and Ohio and the rest.
+"Lafayette, we're here!" he said.<a name="page_036" id="page_036"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV<br /><br />
+<small>THE FRANCO-AMERICAN HONEYMOON</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> day after the Americans marched in Paris one of the French
+newspapers referred to the doughboys as "Roman Cæsars clad in khaki."
+The city set itself to liking the soldiers and everything American and
+succeeded admirably. Even the taxicab drivers refrained from
+overcharging Americans very much. School children studied the history of
+America and "The Star Spangled Banner." There were pictures of President
+Wilson and General Pershing in many shops and some had framed
+translations of the President's message to Congress. In fact, so eager
+were the French to take America to their hearts that they even made
+desperate efforts to acquire a working knowledge of baseball.
+<i>Excelsior</i>, an illustrated French daily, carried an action picture
+taken during a game played between<a name="page_037" id="page_037"></a> American ambulance drivers just
+outside of Paris. The picture was entitled: "A player goes to catch the
+ball, which has been missed by the catcher," and underneath ran the
+following explanation: "We have given in our number of yesterday the
+rules of baseball, the American national game, of which a game, which is
+perhaps the first ever played in France, took place yesterday at
+Colombes between the soldiers of the American ambulances. Here is an
+aspect of the game. The pitcher, or thrower of balls, whom one sees in
+the distance, has sent the ball. The catcher, or 'attrapeur,' who should
+restrike the ball with his wooden club, has missed it, and a player
+placed behind him has seized it in its flight."</p>
+
+<p>The next day <i>L'Intransigeant</i> undertook the even more hazardous task of
+explaining American baseball slang. During the parade on the Fourth of
+July some Americans had greeted the doughboys with shouts of "ataboy." A
+French journalist heard and was puzzled. He returned to his office and
+looked in English dictionaries and various<a name="page_038" id="page_038"></a> works of reference without
+enlightenment. Several English friends were unable to help him and an
+American who had lived in Paris for thirty years was equally at sea. But
+the reporter worked it out all by himself and the next day he wrote:
+"Parisians have been puzzled by the phrase 'ataboy' which Americans are
+prone to employ in moments of stress or emotion. The phrase is
+undoubtedly a contraction of 'at her boy' and may be closely
+approximated by 'au travail, garçon.'" The writer followed with a brief
+history of the friendly relations of France and America and paid a
+glowing tribute to the memory of Lafayette.</p>
+
+<p>The name for the American soldiers gave the French press and public no
+end of trouble. They began enthusiastically enough by calling them the
+"Teddies," but General Pershing, when interviewed one day, said that he
+did not think this name quite fitting as it had "no national
+significance." The French then followed the suggestion of one of the
+American correspondents and began to call the soldiers "Sammies," or as
+the French pronounce it,<a name="page_039" id="page_039"></a> "Sammees." Although this name received much
+attention in French and American newspapers it has never caught the
+fancy of the soldiers in the American Expeditionary Army. Officers and
+men cordially despise it and no soldier ever refers to himself or a
+comrade as a "Sammy." American officers have not been unmindful of the
+usefulness of a name for our soldiers. Major General Sibert, who
+commanded the first division when it arrived in France, posted a notice
+at headquarters which read: "The English soldier is called Tommy. The
+French soldier is called poilu. The Commanding General would like
+suggestions for a name for the American soldier." At the end of the week
+the following names had been written in answer to the General's request:
+"Yank, Yankee, Johnnie, Johnny Yank, Broncho, Nephew, Gringo, Liberty
+Boy, Doughboy."</p>
+
+<p>Now Doughboy is a name which the soldiers use, but strictly speaking, it
+refers only to an infantryman. The origin of the name is shrouded in
+mystery. One officer, probably an infantryman, has written, that the
+infantrymen<a name="page_040" id="page_040"></a> are called doughboys because they are the flower of the
+army. Another story has it that during some maneuvers in Texas an
+artilleryman, comfortably perched on a gun, saw a soldier hiking by in
+the thick sticky Texas mud. The mud was up to the shoetops of the
+infantryman and the upper part which had dried looked almost white.
+"Say," shouted the artilleryman, "what've you been doing? Walking in
+dough?" And so the men who march have been doughboys ever since.</p>
+
+<p>Paris did not let the lack of a name come between her and the soldiers.
+The theaters gave the Americans almost as much recognition as the press.
+No musical show was complete without an American finale and each
+soubrette learned a little English, "I give you kees," or something like
+that, to please the doughboys. The vaudeville shows, such as those
+provided at the Olympia or the Alhambra, gave an even greater proportion
+of English speech. The Alhambra was filled with Tommies and doughboys on
+the night I went. Now and again the comedians had lapses of language and
+the Americans were forced to<a name="page_041" id="page_041"></a> let jokes go zipping by without response.
+It was a pity, too, for they were good jokes even if French. Presently,
+however, a fat comedian fell off a ladder and laughter became general
+and international. The show was more richly endowed with actresses than
+actors. The management was careful to state that all the male performers
+had fulfilled their military obligations. Thus, under the picture of
+Maurice Chevalier, a clever comedian and dancer, one read that Mons.
+Chevalier was wounded at the battle of Cutry, when a bullet passed
+between his lungs. The story added that he was captured by the Germans
+and held prisoner for twenty-six months before he escaped. It did not
+seem surprising therefore that Chevalier should be the gayest of funny
+men. Twenty-six months of imprisonment would work wonders with ever so
+many comedians back home.</p>
+
+<p>And yet we Americans missed the old patter until there came a breath
+from across the sea. A low comedian came out and said to his partner in
+perfectly good English: "Well, didja like the show?" His partner said he
+didn't like the show. "Well, didja notice the trained<a name="page_042" id="page_042"></a> seals?" persisted
+the low comedian and the lower comedian answered: "No, the wind was
+against 'em." Laughter long delayed overcame us then, but it was mingled
+with tears. We felt that we were home again. The French are a wonderful
+people and all that, of course, but they're so darn far away.</p>
+
+<p>Later there was a man who imitated Eddie Foy imperfectly and a bad
+bicycle act in which the performers called the orchestra leader
+"Professor" and shouted "Ready" to each other just before missing each
+trick. This bucked the Americans up so much that a lapse into French
+with Suzanne Valroger "dans son repertoire" failed to annoy anybody very
+much. The doughboys didn't care whether she came back with her
+repertoire or on it. Some Japanese acrobats and a Swedish contortionist
+completed the performance. There are two such international music halls
+in Paris as well as a musical comedy of a sort called "The Good Luck
+Girl." The feature of this performance is an act in which a young lady
+swings over the audience and invites the soldiers to capture the shoe
+dangling from her right foot. The<a name="page_043" id="page_043"></a> shoe is supposed to be very lucky and
+soldiers try hard to get it, standing up in their seats and snatching as
+the girl swings by. An American sergeant was the winner the night I went
+to the show, for he climbed upon a comrade's shoulder and had the
+slipper off before the girl had time to swing out very far. Later, when
+he went to the trenches, the sergeant took the shoe with him and he says
+that up to date he has no reason to doubt the value of the charm.</p>
+
+<p>The most elaborate spectacle inspired by the coming of the Americans was
+at the Folies Bergères which sent its chorus out for the final number
+all spangled with stars. The leader of the chorus was an enormous woman,
+at least six feet tall, who carried an immense American flag. She almost
+took the head off a Canadian one night as he dozed in a stage box and
+failed to notice the violent manner in which the big flag was being
+swung. He awoke just in time to dodge and then he shook an accusing
+finger at the Amazon. "Why aren't you in khaki?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>Restaurants as well as theaters were liberally sprinkled with men in the
+American uniform.<a name="page_044" id="page_044"></a> The enlisted men ate for the most part in French
+barracks and seemed to fare well enough, although one doughboy, after
+being served with spinach as a separate course, complained: "I do wish
+they'd get all the stuff on the table at once like we do in the army. I
+don't want to be surprised, I want to be fed." A young first lieutenant
+was scornful of French claims to master cookery. "Why, they don't know
+how to fry eggs," he said. "I've asked for fried eggs again and again
+and do you know what they do? They put 'em in a little dish and bake
+'em."</p>
+
+<p>Yet, barring this curious and barbarous custom in the cooking of eggs,
+the French chefs were able to charm the palates of Americans even in a
+year which bristled with food restrictions. There were two meatless days
+a week, sugar was issued in rations of a pound a month per person and
+bread was gray and gritty. The French were always able to get around
+these handicaps. The food director, for instance, called the ice cream
+makers together and ordered them to cease making their product in order
+to save sugar.<a name="page_045" id="page_045"></a></p>
+
+<p>"We have been using a substitute for sugar for seven months," replied
+the merchants.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then," said the food director, "it will save eggs."</p>
+
+<p>"We have hit upon a method which makes eggs unnecessary," replied the
+ice cream makers.</p>
+
+<p>"At any rate," persisted the food director, "my order will save
+unnecessary consumption of milk."</p>
+
+<p>"We use a substitute for that, too," the confectioners answered, and
+they were allowed to go on with their trade.</p>
+
+<p>The cooks are even more ingenious than the confectioners. As long as
+they have the materials with which to compound sauces, meat makes little
+difference. War bread might be terrapin itself after a French chef has
+softened and sabled it with thick black dressing. Americans found that
+the French took food much more seriously than we do in America. Patrons
+always reviewed the <i>carte du jour</i> carefully before making a selection.
+It was not enough to get something which would do. The meal would fall
+something short of success if<a name="page_046" id="page_046"></a> the diner did not succeed in getting what
+he wanted most. No waiter ever hurried a soldier who was engaged in the
+task of composing a dinner. He might be a man who was going back to the
+trenches the next day and in such a case this last good meal would not
+be a matter to be entered upon lightly. After all, if it is a last
+dinner a man wants to consider carefully, whether he shall order
+<i>contrefilet à la Bourguignon</i> or <i>poulet roti à l'Espagnol</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever may be his demeanor while engaged in the business of making war
+or ordering a meal, the Frenchman makes his permission a real vacation.
+He talks a good deal of shop. The man at the next table is telling of a
+German air raid, only, naturally, he calls them Boches. A prison camp,
+he explains, was brilliantly illuminated so that the Boche prisoners
+might not escape under the cover of darkness. One night the enemy
+aviators came over that way and mistook the prison camp for a railroad
+station. They dropped a number of bombs and killed ten of their
+comrades. Everybody at the soldier's table regarded this as a good joke,
+more particularly as the narrator<a name="page_047" id="page_047"></a> vivified the incident by rolling his
+war bread into pellets and bombarding the table by way of illustration,
+accompanied by loud cries of "Plop! Plop!"</p>
+
+<p>Practically every man on permission in Paris is making love to someone
+and usually in an open carriage or at the center table of a large
+restaurant. Nobody even turns around to look if a soldier walks along a
+street with his arm about a girl's waist. American officers, however,
+frowned on such exhibitions of demonstrativeness by doughboys and in one
+provincial town a colonel issued an order: "American soldiers will not
+place their arms around the waists of young ladies while walking in any
+of the principal thoroughfares of this town."</p>
+
+<p>Still it was not possible to regulate romance entirely out of existence.
+"There was a girl used to pass my car every morning," said a sergeant
+chauffeur, "and she was so good looking that I got a man to teach me
+<i>'bon jour,'</i> and I used to smile at her and say that when she went by
+and she'd say <i>'bon jour'</i> and smile back. One morning I got an apple
+and I<a name="page_048" id="page_048"></a> handed it to her and said '<i>pour vous</i>' like I'd been taught. She
+took it and came right back with, 'Oh, I'm ever so much obliged,' and
+there like a chump I'd been holding myself down to '<i>bon jour</i>' for two
+weeks."</p>
+
+<p>There could be no question of the devotion of Paris to the American
+army. Indeed, so rampant was affection that it was occasionally
+embarrassing. One officer slipped in alighting from the elevator of his
+hotel and sprained his ankle rather badly. He was hobbling down one of
+the boulevards that afternoon with the aid of a cane when a large
+automobile dashed up to the curb and an elderly French lady who was the
+sole occupant beckoned to him and cried: "<i>Premier blessé</i>." The officer
+hesitated and a man who was passing stepped up and said: "May I
+interpret for you?" The officer said he would be much obliged. The
+volunteer interpreter talked to the old lady for a moment and then he
+turned and explained: "Madame is desirous of taking you in her car
+wherever you want to go, because she says she is anxious to do something
+for the first American soldier wounded on the soil of France."<a name="page_049" id="page_049"></a></p>
+
+<p>The devotion of Paris was so obvious that it palled on one or two who
+grew fickle. I saw a doughboy sitting in front of the Café de la Paix
+one bright afternoon. He was drinking champagne of a sort and smoking a
+large cigar. The sun shone on one of the liveliest streets of a still
+gay Paris. It was a street made brave with bright uniforms. Brighter
+eyes of obvious non-combatants gazed at him with admiration. I was
+sitting at the next table and I leaned over and asked: "How do you like
+Paris?"</p>
+
+<p>He let the smoke roll lazily out of his mouth and shook his head. "I
+wish I was back in El Paso," he said.</p>
+
+<p>I found another soldier who was longing for Terre Haute. Him I came upon
+in the lounging room of a music hall called the Olympia. Two palpably
+pink ladies sat at the bar drinking cognac. From his table a few feet
+away the American soldier looked at them with high disfavor. Surprise,
+horror and indignation swept across his face in three waves as the one
+called Julie began to puff a cigarette after giving a light to Margot.
+He looked away at<a name="page_050" id="page_050"></a> last when he could stand no more, and recognizing me
+as a fellow countryman, he began his protest.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't like this Paris," he said. "I'm in the medical corps," he
+continued. "My home's in Terre Haute. In Indiana, you know. I worked in
+a drug store there before I joined the army. I had charge of the biggest
+soda fountain in town. We used to have as many as three men working
+there in summer sometimes. Right at a good business corner, you know. I
+suppose we had almost as many men customers as ladies."</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you like Paris?" I interrupted.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's like this," he answered. "Nobody can say I'm narrow. I
+believe in people having a good time, but&mdash;&mdash;" and he leaned nearer
+confidentially, "I don't like this Bohemia. I'd heard about it, of
+course, but I didn't know it was so bad. You see that girl there, the
+one in the blue dress smoking a cigarette, sitting right up to the bar.
+Well, you may believe it or not, but when I first sat down she came
+right over here and said, 'Hello, American. You nice boy. I nice girl.
+You<a name="page_051" id="page_051"></a> buy me a drink.' I never saw her before in my life, you understand,
+and I didn't even look at her till she spoke to me. I told her to go
+away or I'd call a policeman and have her arrested. I've been in Paris a
+week now, but I don't think I'll ever get used to this Bohemia business.
+It's too effusive, that's what I call it. I'd just like to see them try
+to get away with some of that business in Terre Haute."</p>
+
+<p>Some of the visiting soldiers took more kindly to Paris as witness the
+plaint of a middle-aged Franco-American in the employ of the Y. M. C.
+A.:</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a guide for the Young Men's Christian Association here in Paris,"
+he said, "but I'm a little bit afraid I'm going to lose my job. They
+make up parties of soldiers at the Y. M. C. A. headquarters every day
+and turn them over to me to show around the city. Well, Monday I started
+out with twelve and came back with five and today I finished up with
+three out of eight. I can't help it. I've got no authority over them,
+and if they want to leave the party, what can I do? But it makes trouble
+for me at headquarters. Now, today,<a name="page_052" id="page_052"></a> for instance, I took them first of
+all to the Place Vendome. There were seven infantrymen and an
+artilleryman. They seemed to be interested in the column when I told
+them that it was made out of cannon captured by Napoleon. They wanted to
+know how many cannon it took and what caliber they were and all that.
+Everything went all right until we started for the Madeleine. We passed
+a café on the way and one of the soldiers asked: 'What's this "vin" I
+see around on shops?' I told him that it was the French word for wine
+and that it was pronounced almost like our word 'van' only a little bit
+more nasal. They all looked at the sign then, and another soldier said:
+'I suppose that "bières" there is "beers," isn't it?'</p>
+
+<p>"I told him that it was and another guessed that 'brune ou blonde' must
+mean 'dark or light.' When I said that it did, he wanted to know if he
+couldn't stop and have one. I told him that I couldn't wait for him, as
+the whole trip was on a schedule and we had to be at the Madeleine at
+three o'clock. 'Well,' he said, 'I guess it'll be there tomorrow,' and
+he went into<a name="page_053" id="page_053"></a> the café. Another soldier said: 'Save a "blonde" for me,'
+and followed him, and that was two gone.</p>
+
+<p>"After I had showed the rest the Madeleine I told them that I was going
+to take them to St. Augustin. The artilleryman wanted to know if that
+was another church. I said it was and he said he guessed he'd had enough
+for a day. I tried to interest him in the paintings in the chapel by
+Bouguereau and Brisset, but he said he wasn't used to walking so much
+anyway. He was no doughboy, he said, and he left us. We lost another
+fellow at Maxim's and the fifth one disappeared in broad daylight on the
+Boulevard Malesherbes. He can count up to twenty in French and he knows
+how to say: 'Oú est l'hotel St. Anne?' which is army headquarters, so I
+guess he's all right, but I haven't an idea in the world what became of
+him."</p>
+
+<p>The high tide in the American conquest of Paris came one afternoon in
+July. I got out of a taxicab in front of the American headquarters in
+the Rue Constantine and found that a big crowd had gathered in the
+Esplanade<a name="page_054" id="page_054"></a> des Invalides. Now and again the crowd would give ground to
+make room for an American soldier running at top speed. One of them
+stood almost at the entrance of the courtyard of "Invalides." His back
+was turned toward the tomb of Napoleon and he was knocking out flies in
+the direction of the Seine. Unfortunately it was a bit far to the river
+and no baseball has yet been knocked into that stream. It was a new
+experience for Napoleon though. He has heard rifles and machine guns and
+other loud reports in the streets of Paris, but for the first time there
+came to his ears the loud sharp crack of a bat swung against a baseball.
+Since he could not see from out the tomb the noise may have worried the
+emperor. Perhaps he thought it was the British winning new battles on
+other cricket fields. But again he might not worry about that now. He
+might hop up on one toe as a French caricaturist pictured him and cry:
+"Vive l'Angleterre."</p>
+
+<p>One of the men in the crowd which watched the batting practice was a
+French soldier headed back for the front. At any rate he had his steel
+helmet on and his equipment was on<a name="page_055" id="page_055"></a> his back. His stripes showed that he
+had been in the war three years and he had the croix de guerre with two
+palms and the medaille militaire. His interest in the game grew so high
+at last that he put down his pack and his helmet and joined the
+outfielders. The second or third ball hit came in his direction. He ran
+about in a short circle under the descending ball and at the last moment
+he thrust both hands in front of his face. The ball came between them
+and hit him in the nose, knocking him down.</p>
+
+<p>His nose was a little bloody, but he was up in an instant grinning. He
+left the field to pick up his trench hat and his equipment. The
+Americans shouted to him to come back. He understood the drift of their
+invitation, but he shook his head. "C'est dangéreux," he said, and
+started for the station to catch his train for the front.<a name="page_056" id="page_056"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V<br /><br />
+<small>WITHIN SOUND OF THE GUNS</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> men had traveled to Paris in passenger coaches, but when it came
+time to move the first division to its training area in the Vosges our
+soldiers rode like all the other allied armies in the famous cars upon
+which are painted "Hommes 36; chevaux en long, 8." And, of course,
+anybody who knows French understands the caption to mean that the horses
+must be put in lengthwise and not folded. No restrictions are mentioned
+as to the method of packing the "hommes."</p>
+
+<p>The journey lay through gorgeous rolling country which was all a sparkle
+at this season of the year. Presently the vineyards were left behind and
+the hills became higher. Now and again there were fringes of pine trees.
+At one point it was possible to see a French captive balloon floating
+just beyond the hilltops,<a name="page_057" id="page_057"></a> but we could not hear the guns yet. French
+soldiers in troop trains and camps near the track cheered the Americans
+and even a few of the Germans inside a big stockade waved at the men who
+were moving forward to study war. The trains stopped at a little town
+which lay at the foot of a hill. It was a mean little town, but on the
+hill was the fine old tower of a castle which had once dominated the
+surrounding country.</p>
+
+<p>From this town, which was chosen as divisional headquarters, regiments
+were sent northeast and northwest into tiny villages which were no more
+than a single line of houses along the roadway. A few one-story wooden
+barracks had been built for the Americans, but ninety per cent. of the
+men went into billets. They were quartered in the lofts of barns of the
+better sort. The billeting officers would not consider sheds where
+cattle had been kept. Few troops had been quartered in this part of the
+country previously and so the barns were moderately clean.</p>
+
+<p>The effort to make cleanliness and sanitation something more than
+relative terms was<a name="page_058" id="page_058"></a> the first thing which really threatened
+Franco-American amity. The decision of American officers that all manure
+piles must be removed from in front of dwelling houses met a startled
+and universal protest. Elderly Frenchwomen explained with great feeling
+that the manure piles had been there as long as they could remember and
+that no one had ever come to any harm from them. The American officers
+insisted, and at last a grudging consent was forced. I saw one old lady
+almost on the point of tears as she watched the invaders demolish her
+manure pile. At last she could stand no more. "They make a lot of dust,"
+she said critically, and went into the house.</p>
+
+<p>A few days after the Americans arrived in camp came their instructors. A
+crack division of Alpine Chasseurs was chosen to teach the Americans.
+Nobody called these men froggies. They called them "chassers." It was
+enough to see them march to know that they were fighting men. Their
+stride was short and quick. Each step was taken as if the marcher was
+eager to have it over and done with so that he could take another. Even
+their buglers won<a name="page_059" id="page_059"></a> admiration, for they had a trick of throwing their
+instruments in the air and catching them again that brought envy to the
+heart of every American band. Indeed, a good deal of friendly rivalry
+developed from the beginning and in the early days, at least, the French
+had all the better of it. They could lift heavier weights than our men,
+who averaged much younger. Little Frenchmen standing five feet three or
+four would seize a rifle close to the end of the bayonet and slowly
+raise it with stiff arm to horizontal and down again. American farmer
+boys tried and failed. Of course, this was a crack French division which
+drew its men from various organizations, while our division was just the
+average lot and perhaps not quite that since there was a larger
+percentage of recruits than is usually found in the regular army.</p>
+
+<p>Although our men were somewhat outclassed by their instructors in these
+early days, they were game in their effort to keep up competition.
+Almost the first work to which the troops were set was trench digging.
+This is one of the most important arts of war and also<a name="page_060" id="page_060"></a> the most
+tiresome. Somebody has said of the Canadians: "They will die in the last
+ditch, but they won't dig it." The Americans have a similar aversion for
+work with pick and shovel, but trench digging came to them as a
+competition. I saw a battalion of the chasseurs and a battalion of
+marines set to work in a field where every other blow of the pick hit a
+rock. There was no chance to loaf, for when a marine looked over his
+shoulder he could see the French picks going for dear life down at the
+other end of the trench. At four-thirty the men were told to call it a
+day. The chasseurs leaped out of their trench; threw down their tools,
+and began to sing at top voice a popular Parisian love ditty entitled
+"Il faut de l'amour." One of the French officers told me afterwards that
+it was the invariable custom of his men to sing at the end of work, but
+the marines thought the "chassers" were merely showing off the excellent
+nature of their wind. More slowly the Americans clambered out of their
+trench, but they were ready when the last French note died<a name="page_061" id="page_061"></a> away and
+piped up somewhat breathlessly: "Hail! Hail! the gang's all here!"</p>
+
+<p>American company commanders were quick to appreciate the value of
+organized singing in the training of troops, and for the next few days
+the doughboys were drilled to lift their voices as well as their picks.
+Most of all, music was appreciated in the long hikes of the early
+training period. A good song did much to make a marching man forget that
+he had a fifty-pound pack on his back.</p>
+
+<p>"I know I'm beginning to get a real company now," one captain told me,
+"because whenever they're beginning to feel tired they start to sing and
+freshen up." "No," he said, in reply to a question, "they didn't just
+start. It needed a little fixing. I noticed that when the Frenchmen
+stopped work they always started back to camp singing. 'We can do that,'
+I told my men when we started back. 'Let's hear a little noise.' Nothing
+happened. Nobody wanted to begin. They were scared the others would
+laugh at them. I can't carry a tune two feet, but I just struck up
+'We'll hang the damned old Kaiser to a sour apple<a name="page_062" id="page_062"></a> tree' to the tune of
+'John Brown's Body.' A few joined in, but most of them wouldn't open
+their mouths. I told 'em, 'I'm just going to keep on marching this
+company until everybody's in on the song. I don't care if we have to
+march all night.' That got 'em going. Now they like it. They're thinking
+up new songs every day. I can save my voice now."</p>
+
+<p>One of the reasons for sending the men into the Vosges for training was
+to get them within sound of the guns, but it was almost a week before we
+heard any of the doings at the front. It was at night time that we first
+heard the guns. It was a still, windless night and along about eight
+o'clock they began. You couldn't be quite sure whether you heard them or
+felt them, but something was stirring. It felt or sounded a good deal as
+if some giant across the hills had slammed the door of his castle as he
+left home to take the morning train for business. Up at the northern end
+of the training area the sound of the guns was much more distinct. In
+fact, they were loud enough some nights to become identified in the mind
+as events and not mere rumblings. A Sammy<a name="page_063" id="page_063"></a> up in that village stopped
+our car one morning and asked if we couldn't give him a newspaper.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose you want to know how the baseball games are coming out,"
+somebody suggested.</p>
+
+<p>"To hell with baseball, I want to know about the war," said the soldier.
+"I'm with these mules," he said, pointing to half a dozen animals
+tethered on the bank of a canal. "I've been with them right from the
+beginning. I came over on the same steamer with 'em. I rode up with 'em
+in the train from &mdash;&mdash; and here we are again. I don't hear nothing. They
+could capture Berlin and nobody'd tell me about it. All I do is feed
+these damned mules. 'Big Bill,' that one on the end, is sick, and I've
+got to hang around and give him a pill every six hours. I wish he'd
+choke. I don't like him as well as the rest of the mules and I hate 'em
+all.</p>
+
+<p>"It'll be fine, won't it, when somebody asks me: 'Daddy, what did you do
+in the great war?' and I say: 'Oh, I sat up with a sick mule.'"</p>
+
+<p>Back of the hills from some indefinite distance<a name="page_064" id="page_064"></a> came the sound of big
+guns. They raged persistently for ten minutes and then quit. "Big Bill"
+began to rear around and kick. The soldier cursed him.</p>
+
+<p>"Those guns were going like that all night, but mostly around two
+o'clock," he said. "Nobody around here knows anything about it. I wish I
+could get hold of an American paper and find out something about that
+fight. I've sent to Memphis for <i>The News Scimitar</i>, but somehow it
+don't seem to get here. I wish those guns was near enough to drop
+something over here on the mules, especially 'Big Bill,' but I'm out of
+luck."</p>
+
+<p>The nearest approach of the war was in the air. It wasn't long before
+German planes began to scout over the territory occupied by the
+Americans. One battalion almost saw an air fight. It would have seen it
+if the Major hadn't said "Attention!" just then. The battalion was
+drilling in a big open meadow when there came from the East first a
+whirr and then a machine. The machine, flying high, circled the field.
+The soldiers who were standing at ease stared up at the visitor, but it
+was too<a name="page_065" id="page_065"></a> high to see the identifying marks. Soon there was no doubt that
+the machine was German, for little white splotches appeared in the sky.
+It looked as if Charlie Chaplin had thrown a cream pie at heaven and it
+had splattered. An anti-aircraft gun concealed in a woods several miles
+away was firing at the Boche. Presently the firing ceased and there was
+a whirr from the West. A French plane flew straight in the direction of
+the German, who climbed higher and higher. As the planes drew nearer it
+was possible to see machine gun flashes, but just then the Major called
+his men to attention. Regulations provide that eyes must look straight
+ahead, but it was a hard test for recruits and there may have been one
+or two who stole a glance up there where the planes were fighting. In
+each case an officer was on the culprit like a flash.</p>
+
+<p>"Keep your head still," shouted a lieutenant. "That's a private fight.
+It's got nothing to do with you."</p>
+
+<p>Soon the German turned and flew back in the direction of his own lines
+and when the necks of the doughboys were unfettered and<a name="page_066" id="page_066"></a> they could look
+up again the sky was clear. Even the cream puff splotches were gone.</p>
+
+<p>On another afternoon a Boche plane flew over the entire American area.
+It circled a field in divisional headquarters where a baseball game was
+in progress and flew home.</p>
+
+<p>"I know why that German flew home after he reached &mdash;&mdash;," an officer
+explained. "Don't you see? He was trying to find out if we were
+Americans and that baseball game proved it to him."</p>
+
+<p>The greatest aerial display occurred on a morning when a French officer
+was instructing an American company in the art of trench digging. He
+spoke no English, but an interpreter of a sort was making what shift he
+could. The doughboys tried to look interested and didn't succeed. It was
+harder when out from behind a cloud came one aeroplane, then another and
+another. When half a dozen had appeared from behind the cloud one
+doughboy could stand the strain no longer.</p>
+
+<p>"Look," he shouted, "they're hatching them up there."</p>
+
+<p>The French instructor finally granted a recess<a name="page_067" id="page_067"></a> of ten minutes but
+before the time was up the planes had maneuvered out of sight. In spite
+of all the German activity in the air only one attempt was made to bomb
+the Americans during the summer. A single bomb was dropped on a village
+where the marines were stationed, but it did no damage.</p>
+
+<p>The second week in the training area found the doughboys increasing
+their curriculum to include bombs and machine guns. It had not been
+possible to do much in the finer arts of war previously because of the
+absence of interpreters. A number of these had been mobilized now but
+they varied in quality. As one American officer put it, "Interpreters
+may be divided into three classes: those who know no English; those who
+know no French; and those who know neither."</p>
+
+<p>However, the Americans managed to get their instruction in some way or
+other. No interpreters were needed with the machine guns. Instead each
+American company was divided up into little groups and a chasseur placed
+at the head of each group. I watched the instruction and found that
+little language<a name="page_068" id="page_068"></a> was needed. The Frenchman would take a machine gun or
+automatic rifle apart and holding up each part give its French name. The
+Americans paid no particular attention to the outlandish terms which the
+French used for their machine gun parts, but they were alert to notice
+the manner in which the gun was put together and in the group in which I
+was standing two Americans were able to put the gun together without
+having any parts left over after a single demonstration.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, a little language was used. Some of the marines had picked up
+a little very villainous French in Hayti and they made what shift they
+could with that. A few French Canadians and an occasional man from New
+Orleans could converse with the chasseurs and one or two phrases had
+been acquired by men hitherto entirely ignorant of French.
+"Qu'est-ce-que c'est?" was used by the purists as their form of
+interrogation, but there were others who tried to make "combien" do the
+work. "Combien," which we pronounced "come bean," was stretched for many
+purposes. I have heard it used and accepted as an equivalent<a name="page_069" id="page_069"></a> for
+"whereabouts," "what did you say," "why," "which one" and "will you
+please show us once more how to put that machine gun together."</p>
+
+<p>Not only did the Americans show an aptitude for getting the hang of the
+mechanism of the machine gun and the automatic rifle, but they shot well
+with them after a little bit of practice.</p>
+
+<p>The first man I watched at work with the automatic rifle was green. He
+had taken the gun apart and put it together again with an occasional
+"regardez" and bit of demonstration from one of the Frenchmen, but the
+weapon was not yet his pal. He picked the gun up somewhat gingerly and
+aimed at the line of targets a couple of hundred yards away. Then he
+pulled the trigger and the bucking thing, which seemed to be intent on
+wriggling out of his arms, sprayed the top of the hill with bullets. The
+French instructor made a laughing comment and an American who spoke the
+language explained, "He says you ought to be in the anti-aircraft
+service."</p>
+
+<p>The next man to try his luck was a non-commissioned<a name="page_070" id="page_070"></a> officer long in the
+army. He patted the gun and wooed it a little in whispers before he
+shot. It was a French gun, to be sure, but the language of firearms is
+international. "Behave, Betsy," he said and she did. He sprayed shots
+along the line of targets at the bottom of the hill as the gun clattered
+away with all the clamor of a riveting machine at seven in the morning.
+When they looked at the targets they found he had scored thirty hits out
+of thirty-four and some were bull's-eyes. The French instructor was so
+pleased that he stepped forward as if to hug the ancient sergeant but
+the veteran's look of horror dissuaded him.</p>
+
+<p>Bombing proved the most popular part of training and particularly as
+soon as it was possible to work with the live article. First of all
+dummy bombs were issued. A French officer carefully explained that the
+bomb should be thrown after four moves, counting one, two, three, four,
+as he posed something like a shot putter before he let the bomb go with
+an overhand, stiff, armed fling. He illustrated the method several
+times, but the first American<a name="page_071" id="page_071"></a> to throw sent the bomb spinning out on a
+line just as if he were hurrying a throw to first from deep short. The
+Frenchman reproved him and explained carefully that, although it might
+be possible to throw a bomb a long way in the manner in which a baseball
+is thrown, it was necessary for a bomber to hurl many missiles and that
+he must preserve his arm. He also pointed out that the bomb would never
+land in the trenches of the enemy unless it was thrown with a
+considerable arc.</p>
+
+<p>The men then kept to the exercises laid down by the instructor, but just
+before they stopped one or two could not resist the temptation of again
+"putting something on to it" and letting the bomb sail out fast. One
+lefthander who had pitched for a season in the Southern League was
+anxious to make some experiments to see if he couldn't throw a bomb with
+an out curve but he was informed that such an accomplishment would have
+no military utility.</p>
+
+<p>The first American wounded in France was the victim of a bombing
+accident. A soldier threw a live bomb more than thirty meters from a
+trench. When the bomb burst a fragment<a name="page_072" id="page_072"></a> came whirling back in some
+curious manner and fell into a box of grenades upon which a lieutenant
+was sitting. The fragment cut the pin of one of the bombs and the whole
+box went off with a bang. The lieutenant received only a slight cut on
+his forehead, but a French interpreter thirty yards away was knocked
+unconscious and lost the sight of his right eye. This Frenchman had
+spent two years under fire at Verdun without being scratched and here
+was his first wound come upon him on a quiet afternoon in a meadow miles
+from the lines.</p>
+
+<p>The men threw bombs from deep trenches and they were instructed to keep
+cover closely after hurling a grenade just as if there was a German
+trench across the way. But curiosity was too strong for them. Each
+wanted to see where his particular bomb hit and how much earth it would
+tear up. The bombs made only small scars in the earth, but they sent
+fragments of steel casing flying in all directions and several men were
+cut about the face by splinters.</p>
+
+<p>The seeming inability of the American to<a name="page_073" id="page_073"></a> visualize battle conditions in
+training retards his progress in spite of his aptitude in other
+directions. A French officer was directing a platoon of Americans one
+day in skirmishing. They were to fire a round, run forward twenty paces,
+throw themselves flat and run forward again. One doughboy would raise
+himself up on his elbows and look about. The Frenchman, very much
+excited, ran over to him and said, "You must keep your head down or you
+will get shot. You must remember that bullets are flying all about you."</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the instructor's back was turned the soldier was up on his
+elbows again. "Hell," he said, "there ain't any bullets."</p>
+
+<p>In later phases of training the inferiority of the American to the
+French in imagination showed clearly. French veterans or recruits for
+that matter could work themselves up to a frenzy in sham battles and
+dash into an empty trench with a shout as if it were filled with
+Germans. Americans could not do that. They found it difficult to forget
+that practice was just practice.<a name="page_074" id="page_074"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI<br /><br />
+<small>SUNNY FRANCE</small></h2>
+
+<p>L<small>ATER</small> on "Sunny France" became a mocking byword uttered by wet and muddy
+men, but during the early days in the training area no one had any just
+complaint about the weather. Come to think of it there wasn't anything
+very wrong with those early days in rural France. Five o'clock was
+pretty early for getting up but the sun could do it and keep cheerful.
+It was glorious country with hills and forests and plowed fields and red
+roofed villages and smooth white roads. The country people didn't throw
+their hats in the air like Parisians, but they were kindly though calm.</p>
+
+<p>"Down in &mdash;&mdash;," said a little doughboy who came from an Indiana farm,
+"everybody you meet says 'bon jour' to you whether they know you or not.
+That means 'good morning.' I<a name="page_075" id="page_075"></a> was in Chicago once and they don't do it
+there."</p>
+
+<p>It wasn't Eden though. There was the tobacco situation against that
+theory. To a good many soldiers, pleasant weather and kindly folk and
+ample rations meant nothing much. These were minor things. The
+quartermaster had no Bull Durham. When the supply of American tobacco
+and cigarettes ran out the men tried the French products but not for
+long. "So they call these Grenades," muttered a soldier as he examined a
+popular French brand of cigarettes, "I guess that's because you'd better
+throw 'em away right after you set 'em going."</p>
+
+<p>French matches were less popular than French tobacco. The kind they sold
+in our town and thereabouts were all tipped with sulphur and usually
+exploded with a blue flame maiming the smoker and amusing the
+spectators. Political economists and others interested in the law of
+supply and demand may be interested to know that when the tobacco famine
+was at its height a package of Bull Durham worth five cents in America
+was sold by<a name="page_076" id="page_076"></a> one soldier to another for five francs. This shortage has
+since been relieved from several sources, but there has never been more
+tobacco than the soldiers could smoke.</p>
+
+<p>Reading matter was also ardently desired during the early months in the
+Vosges. An enterprising storekeeper in one town sent a hurry call to
+Paris for English books and a week later she proudly displayed the
+following volumes on her shelves: "The Life of Dean Stanley," "Sermons
+by the Rev. C. H. Spurgeon," "The Jubilee Book of Cricket," "The
+Reminiscences of Sir Henry Hawkins (Lord of Brampton)," and "The
+Recollections of the Rt. Hon. Sir Algernon West."</p>
+
+<p>A few companies had libraries of their own. I wonder who made the
+selection of titles. The volumes I picked out at random in one village
+were: "The Family Life of Heinrich Heine," "Fourteen Weeks in
+Astronomy," "Recollections and Letters of Renan," "Education and the
+Higher Life," "Bible Stories for the Young," and "Henry the Eighth and
+His Six Wives." The librarian said that the last was the most popular
+book in the collection although<a name="page_077" id="page_077"></a> several readers admitted that it did
+not come up to expectations. Just as I was going out the top sergeant
+came in to return a book. I asked him what it was. He said, "It's a book
+called 'When Patty Went to College.'"</p>
+
+<p>Our town was big and had moving pictures twice a week, but up the line
+in the little villages there was no such source of amusement. After the
+men had been in training for a week or more, a French Red Cross outfit
+stopped at one of the villages with a traveling movie outfit and
+announced that they would show a picture that night. According to the
+announcement the picture was "Charlot en 'Le Vagabond.'" It sounded
+foreign and forbidding. The doughboys anticipated trouble with the
+titles and the closeups of what the heroine wrote and all the various
+printed words which go to make a moving picture intelligible. Still they
+were patient when the title of the picture was flashed on the screen and
+they tried to look interested. The first scene was a road winding up to
+a distant hill and down the highway with eccentric gait there walked a
+little man strangely reminiscent.<a name="page_078" id="page_078"></a> He drew nearer and nearer and as the
+figure came into full view the soldier in front of me could stand the
+strain no longer. He jumped to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a son of a gun," he shouted, "if it isn't Charlie Chaplin."</p>
+
+<p>Recognition upon the part of the audience was instantaneous and
+enthusiasm unbounded. If the Americans go out tomorrow and capture
+Berlin they cannot possibly show more joy than they did at the sight of
+Charlie Chaplin in France. Never again will the French be able to fool
+them by disguising him as "Charlot."</p>
+
+<p>After a bit the soldiers learned to entertain themselves and several
+companies developed a number of talented performers. The first company
+show I attended mixed boxing and music. They began with boxing. There
+was a short intermission during which the first tenor fixed up a bloody
+nose. He had received a bit the worst of it in the heavyweight bout. The
+other members of the quartet gave him cotton and encouragement. Finally
+he put on his shirt and hitching up his voice,<a name="page_079" id="page_079"></a> began, "Naught but a few
+faded roses can my sweet story tell." His comrades joined him at "My
+heart was ever light," and they finished the ballad in perfect
+alignment.</p>
+
+<p>Almost all the songs were sentimental and many were old. They had
+"Dearie," and "Where the River Shannon Flows," and that one about
+Ireland falling out of Heaven (just as if the devil himself had not done
+the very same thing). Later there were "Mother Machree" and "Old
+Kentucky Home." Patriotism was not neglected. "When I Get Back Home
+Again to the U.S.A." was the favorite among the recent war songs. The
+only savor of army life in the program on this particular evening was in
+a couple of Mexican songs brought up from the border by men who went to
+get Villa. They brought back "Cucaracha" with all its seventeen obscene
+Spanish verses. There was also one parody inspired by this war and sung
+to the tune of "My Little Girl, I'm Dreaming of You." It went something
+like this:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">America, I'm dreaming of you</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And I long for you each day</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">America, I'm fighting for you</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Tho' you're many miles away</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">We'll knock the block right off the Kaiser</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And we'll drive them 'cross the Rhine&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And then we'll sail back home to you, dear</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">To the tune of "Wacht am Rhein"!</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>The American soldier does not seem to be much of a song maker. Songs by
+soldiers and for soldiers are not common with us yet. We have nothing as
+close to the spirit of the trenches as the British ditty "I want to go
+home," which always leaves the auditor in doubt as to whether he should
+take it seriously and weep or humorously and laugh. Possibly there is
+something of both elements in the song. The mixture has been typical of
+the British attitude toward the war. Here is the song:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">I want to go 'ome</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">I want to go 'ome</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">The Maxims they spit</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">And the Johnsons they roar</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">I don't want to go to the front any more</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Oh take me over the seas</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Where the Alley-mans can't get at me</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Oh my; I don't want to die,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">I want to go 'ome.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_081" id="page_081"></a></p>
+
+<p>The American army is still looking for a song. None of the new ones has
+achieved universal popularity. However the many who heard the quartet of
+Company L sing on this particular evening seemed to have no objection to
+the old songs. In fact they were new to many in the audience for as the
+concert went on French soldiers joined the audience and townspeople hung
+about the edges of the crowd. They listened politely and applauded,
+though indeed one must get a strange impression of America if his
+introduction is through our popular songs. Such a foreigner is in danger
+of believing that ours is a June land in which the moon is always
+shining upon a young person known as "little girl." Yet the French
+expressed no astonishment at the songs. Only one feature puzzled them
+profoundly. At the end of a particularly effective song the captain
+said, "Those men sang that very well. Bring 'em each a glass of water."</p>
+
+<p>No villager could quite understand why a man who had committed no more
+palpable crime than tenor singing should be forced to<a name="page_082" id="page_082"></a> partake of a
+drink which is cold, tasteless and watery.</p>
+
+<p>Most the villages in our part of France had only one dimension. They
+consisted of a line of houses on either side of the roadway and they
+were always huddled together. Land is too valuable in France to waste it
+on lawns and suchlike. Some of the villages were tiny and shabby, but
+none was too small or too mean to be without its little café. It took
+the doughboys some little time to get over their interest in the
+startling fact that champagne was within the reach of the working man,
+but they went back to beer in due course and now champagne is among the
+things which shopkeepers must not sell to American soldiers. The
+prohibition of the sale of cognac and champagne is all that the army
+needs. Beer and light wines are not a menace to the health or behavior
+of our army. Beer is by far the most popular drink and it would be an
+ambitious man indeed who would seek the slightest deviation from
+sobriety in the thin war beer of France. He might drown.</p>
+
+<p>Absolute prohibition for the army in France<a name="page_083" id="page_083"></a> would be well nigh
+impossible. It would mean that every inn and shop and railroad station
+and farmhouse would have to be classed as out of bounds. In fact
+prohibition could not be enforced unless our soldiers were ordered never
+to venture within four walls. Wine is to be had under every roof in
+France and you can get it also in not a few places where the roof has
+been shot to pieces. The French are interested in temperance just now.
+On many walls posters are exhibited showing a German soldier and a black
+bottle with the caption, "They are both the enemies of France," but when
+a Frenchman talks of temperance or prohibition or the abolition of the
+liquor traffic he never thinks of including wine or beer. The civil
+authorities of France would not be much use in helping the American army
+enforce a bone-dry order. They simply wouldn't understand it.</p>
+
+<p>There was some excessive drinking when the army first came to France but
+it has been checked. A number of influences have made for discretion.
+One of the most potent is the opportunity for promotion in an army in
+the<a name="page_084" id="page_084"></a> field. Officers have been quick to point this out to their men. One
+captain called his company together in the early days and said, "Some of
+the men in this company are going out and getting pinko, stinko, sloppy
+drunk. Any man who gets drunk goes in the guard house of course and more
+than that he will get no promotion from me. I'm going to pick my
+sergeants from the fellows that have got sense. You may notice that some
+of the men who drink are old soldiers. Don't take an example from that.
+Remember that's why they're old soldiers. There isn't any sense in
+blowing all your money in for booze. Now if I took my pay in a lump at
+the end of a month I could buy every café in this town and I could stay
+drunk for a year. That would be fine business, wouldn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"I guess maybe I exaggerated a little about the length of time I could
+stay drunk," the captain told me afterwards, "but do you know that talk
+seems to have done the trick."</p>
+
+<p>One factor which worked for temperance was the French fashion of making
+drinking deliberate and social. When an American can<a name="page_085" id="page_085"></a> be induced to sit
+down to his potion he is comparatively safe. These little village cafés
+did no harm after the first brief period when the American soldier had
+his fling and they served the good purpose of encouraging fraternization
+between doughboy and poilu.</p>
+
+<p>The contact with French soldiers brought no great vocabulary to our men
+but if they learned few words they did get the hang of making their
+wants understood. In a week or two innkeepers or women in shops had no
+trouble at all in attending to the wants of Americans. Probably the
+French people made somewhat faster linguistic progress than the
+soldiers. The Americans were willing to be met at least halfway. When I
+asked one doughboy, "How do you get along with the French? Can you make
+them understand you?" he said, "Why, they're coming along pretty well. I
+think most of 'em will pick it up in time."</p>
+
+<p>But there was one French word the soldiers had to learn. That was
+"fineesh." The children forced that word upon them. They were always at
+the heels of the American soldiers.<a name="page_086" id="page_086"></a> They galloped the doughboys up and
+down the village streets in furious piggyback charges. They borrowed jam
+from company cooks and rode in the supply trucks. Of course there had to
+be an end to the rides, sometimes, and even to the jam and the only way
+to convince the children of France that an absolute unshakable limit had
+been reached was to thrust two hands aloft and cry "fineesh." The old
+women liked the doughboys too because they would draw water from the
+wells for them and occasionally lend a hand in moving wood or wheat or
+fodder. Nor do I mean to imply that the younger women of the little
+villages did not esteem the doughboys. "Tell 'em back home that there
+aren't any good looking women in France," was the message that ever so
+many soldiers asked me to convey to anxious individuals in America. I
+hand the message on but must refuse to pass upon its sincerity.</p>
+
+<p>American officers got along well with the French but they never reached
+the same degree of chumminess that the men did. They met French officers
+at more or less formal<a name="page_087" id="page_087"></a> luncheons and had to go through a routine of
+speeches largely concerned with Lafayette and Rochambeau and Washington.
+Poilus and doughboys did not go so far back for their subjects of
+conversation. The American enlisted man had a great advantage over his
+officer in the matter of language. He might know less French, but he was
+much more ready to experiment. An officer did not like to make mistakes.
+His was defensive French, a weapon to be used guardedly in cases of
+extreme need. When a visiting officer hurled a compliment at him he
+replied, but he seldom took the initiative. After all he was an American
+officer and he feared to make himself ridiculous by poor pronunciation
+and worse grammar. The soldier had no such scruples. He saw no reason
+why he should be any more abashed by French grammar than by English and
+as for pronunciation he followed the advice of a little pamphlet called
+"The American in France" which was rushed out by some French firm for
+sale to the American army. In the matter of pronunciation the book said,
+"Since pronunciation is the most difficult part<a name="page_088" id="page_088"></a> of any language the
+publishers of this book have decided to omit it." The soldiers were
+ready to adopt this method and only wished that it could be extended to
+other things. To trench digging for instance.</p>
+
+<p>The most daring man in the use of an unfamiliar language was not a
+soldier but a second lieutenant. He took great pride in his talent for
+pantomime and asserted that his vocabulary of some thirty words and his
+gestures filled all his needs. He was somewhat startled though on an
+afternoon when he went into a shop to purchase "B.V.D.'s" and found the
+store in charge of the young daughter of the proprietor. Pantomime
+seemed hardly the thing and so he paused long to think up a word for the
+garment he wanted or some approximation. At last he smiled and exclaimed
+brightly, "Chemise pour jambes, s'il vous plait."</p>
+
+<p>Stores were not the strong point of our bit of France. We soon came to
+regard our town as a metropolis because people journeyed there to make
+"shopping tours." One afternoon I marked fifteen visiting soldiers with
+their eyes glued against a shop window which<a name="page_089" id="page_089"></a> displayed half a dozen
+electric flashlights, two quarts of champagne, a French-English
+dictionary and a limited assortment of postcards. These, of course, were
+barred from the mail by censorship but the soldiers collected them to be
+taken home after the war.</p>
+
+<p>"These French postcards aren't exactly what some of the boys back home
+are going to expect," one soldier admitted. "I went to three shops now
+but the others have been ahead of me and all I could get was these two.
+One's a picture called 'l'eglise' and the other's 'la maison de Jeanne
+d'Arc.'"</p>
+
+<p>The shops had hard work in keeping up with more commodities than picture
+postcards. There seemed to be an insatiable demand for canned peaches
+and sardines. Somehow or other men who have been on a long march simply
+crave either sardines or canned peaches. The doughboys did a good deal
+of eating at their own expense. Army food was plentiful and moderately
+varied. Beans and corned beef hash were served a good many times
+perhaps, but there was no lack of fresh meat and there was plenty of jam
+and of carrots and onions<a name="page_090" id="page_090"></a> and heavy gravy. Food, however, was an outlet
+for spending money and in some villages the men got so eager that they
+would buy anything. Little traveling shops in wagons came through the
+smaller villages in the northern part of the training area loaded with
+all sorts of gimcracks intended for the peasant trade. The peddlers had
+no time to put in a special line for the soldiers. They found that it
+was not necessary. Desperate men with pockets full of money would
+purchase even the imitation tortoise shell sidecombs which the itinerant
+merchants had to sell.</p>
+
+<p>The purchasing capacity of the soldier was not limited to his pay alone.
+The villagers were wildly excited about the white bread issued to the
+American army. It was the first they had seen since the second year of
+the war. One old lady seized a loaf which was presented to her and
+crying "il est beau," sat down upon a doorstep and began to eat the
+bread as if it were cake. The rate of exchange fluctuated somewhat but
+there were days when a loaf of white bread could be exchanged for a
+whole roast chicken.<a name="page_091" id="page_091"></a></p>
+
+<p>The eagerness of the American soldier to spend his money had the result
+of tempting French storekeepers to raise their prices and as the cost of
+living mounted the civilian population began to complain. Even the
+soldiers had suspicions at last that they were being charged too much in
+some stores and the American officers took over price control as another
+of their many responsibilities.</p>
+
+<p>"I went to the mayor," one town major explained, "and I said, 'Look
+here, Bill, I don't mind 'the shopkeepers putting a little something
+over. All I ask is that they just act reasonable. They'll get all the
+money in time anyhow, and so I wish you'd tip them off not to be in so
+much of a hurry.' He couldn't talk any English, that mayor couldn't, but
+the interpreter told him about it and he went right to the front for us.
+From that day to this we've had only one complaint about anything in our
+village. That came from an old lady who had some doughboys billeted in a
+barn next to the shed where she kept her sheep. She came to me and said
+the soldiers talked so much at night that the sheep couldn't sleep."<a name="page_092" id="page_092"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII<br /><br />
+<small>PERSHING</small></h2>
+
+<p>N<small>OBODY</small> will ever call him "Papa" Pershing. He is a stepfather to the
+inefficient and even when he is pleased he says little. In the matter of
+giving praise the General is a homeopath. For that reason he can gain
+enormous effect in the rare moments when he chooses to compliment a man
+or an organization. Pershing believes that discipline is the foundation
+of an army.</p>
+
+<p>"I think," said one young American officer, "that his favorite military
+leader is Joshua because he made the sun and the moon stand at
+attention." In other words Pershing is a soldiers' soldier. No man can
+strike such hard blows as he does and leave no scars. There are men here
+and there in the army who do not love him but their criticism almost
+invariably ends, "but I guess I'll have to admit that he's a good
+soldier."<a name="page_093" id="page_093"></a></p>
+
+<p>Pershing is not a disciplinarian merely for the sake of discipline but
+he believes that it is the gauge of the temper of any military
+organization. His interest in detail is insatiable. He can read a man's
+soul through his boots or his buttons. Next to the Kaiser, Pershing
+hates nothing so much as rust and dust and dirt. Perhaps round shoulders
+should go in the list as well, and pockets. Certainly he makes good the
+things he preaches. There is no finer figure in any army in Europe. The
+General is fit from the tip of his glistening boots to his hat top. We
+saw him once after he had walked through a front line trench on a rainy
+day. There were sections of that trench where the mud was over a man's
+shoetops and the back area which had to be crossed before the trench
+system was reached was a great lake of casual water fed at its fringes
+by roaring rain torrents. And yet the general came out of the trench
+without a speck of mud on his boots in spite of the fact that he had
+plunged along with no apparent regard for his footing.</p>
+
+<p>There was dust behind him, though, on the<a name="page_094" id="page_094"></a> afternoon he first came to
+the training area to see his men. News reached our town that the general
+was up in the northern end of the training zone and moving fast. An
+officer passing by gave me a lift in his car and when we arrived at the
+next village half a dozen soldiers who were sitting on a bench jumped up
+for dear life and jarred themselves to the very heels with the stiffest
+of military salutes.</p>
+
+<p>The officer grinned. "Pershing's in town," he said and so he was.</p>
+
+<p>We found him in a kitchen talking about onions to a cook. He asked each
+soldier in turn what sort of food he was getting. Some were too
+frightened to do more than mumble an inaudible answer. A few said, "Very
+good, sir." And one or two had complaints. The General listened to the
+complaints attentively and in each case pressed his questions so as to
+make the soldier be absolutely concrete in his answers. Next he turned
+upon an officer and wanted to know just what the sewage system of the
+town was. The officer was a dashing major and he seemed ill at ease when
+Pershing<a name="page_095" id="page_095"></a> asked how many days a week he inspected the garbage dump.</p>
+
+<p>"That isn't enough," said the General when the major answered. "I want
+you to pay more attention to those things."</p>
+
+<p>From the kitchen he went into every billet in the village. In two he
+climbed up the ladders to see what sort of sleeping quarters the men had
+in their lofts. In one billet a soldier stole a look over his shoulder
+at the General as he passed. Pershing turned immediately.</p>
+
+<p>"That's not the way to be a soldier," he said. "You haven't learned the
+first principle of being a soldier." He turned to a second lieutenant.
+"This man doesn't stand at attention properly," he explained. "I want
+you to make him stand at attention for five minutes."</p>
+
+<p>The next offender was a captain who had one hand in his pocket while
+giving an order. The General spoke to him just as severely as he had to
+the enlisted man. Then he was into his car and away to the next village.</p>
+
+<p>Pershing is always on the move. One of his aides told me that he never
+had more than five minutes' notice of where the General was<a name="page_096" id="page_096"></a> going or
+how long he would stay. No man in the army has covered so much territory
+as Pershing. He has been in practically every village occupied by the
+American troops. He has inspected every hospital and every training
+camp. One day he will be at a port looking at the accommodations which
+are being made for incoming vessels and on the next he will have jumped
+from the base to a front line trench. He has been on all the Western
+fronts except the Italian. His French and British and Belgian hosts find
+him a most ambitious guest. He wants to see everything. Once while
+observing a French offensive he expressed a desire to go forward and see
+a line of trenches which had just been captured from the Germans. The
+French tried to dissuade him but the General complained that he could
+not see just how things were going from any other position and so into
+the German trench he went.</p>
+
+<p>Pershing has developed in France. Like every other man in the American
+army he has had to study modern warfare, but more than that he has
+caught something of the spirit of<a name="page_097" id="page_097"></a> the French. He has acquired some of
+their ability to put a gesture into command, to utilize personality in
+the inspiration of troops. He is not yet the equal of the French in this
+respect. Joffre, for instance, fully realized the military usefulness of
+his enormous popularity and capitalized it. It was not mere luck that he
+became a tradition. Pétain, while by no means the equal of Joffre on the
+personal side, knows how to talk to soldiers and to townsfolk and to
+make himself a big human force.</p>
+
+<p>While he is still a homeopath, General Pershing realizes more than he
+ever did before the value of a pat on the back given at the right time.
+I saw him do one of those little gracious things in a base hospital
+which was caring for the first American wounded. A youthful doughboy was
+lying flat on his back wondering just how long it was going to be before
+supper time came round when all of a sudden there was a clatter at the
+door. The doughboy was afraid it was going to be some more nurses and
+doctors. They had bothered him a lot by bandaging up his arm every
+little<a name="page_098" id="page_098"></a> while and it hurt, but when he looked up at the foot of his bed
+there stood the man with four stars on his shoulders. The little
+doughboy grinned a bit nervously. He thought it was funny that he should
+be lying on his back and General Pershing standing up.</p>
+
+<p>The General was somewhat nervous and embarrassed, too. He still lacks a
+little of the French feeling for the dramatic in the doing of these
+little things. He had to clear his throat once and then he said, "I want
+to congratulate you. I envy you. There isn't a man in the army who
+wouldn't like to be in your place. You have brought home to the people
+of America the fact that we are in the war."</p>
+
+<p>The doughboy didn't say anything, but the nurse who made the rounds that
+evening wondered why a patient who was doing so well should have a pulse
+hitting up to ninety-six.</p>
+
+<p>Earlier in the summer General Pershing encountered some far more
+embarrassing tests. He had to handle bouquets. The donor was usually a
+French girl and a very little one. When Pershing and Pétain made a joint
+trip<a name="page_099" id="page_099"></a> through the American army zone there were two little girls and two
+bouquets in each village. General Pétain, after receiving his bouquet,
+would bend over gracefully and kiss the little girl, adding one or two
+kindly phrases immediately following "ma petite." General Pershing began
+by patting the little girls on the head, but he realized it was not
+enough and after a bit he began to kiss them, too; only once or twice he
+got tangled up in their hats and found it hard to maintain military
+dignity. He handled the flowers gingerly. He seemed to regard each
+bouquet as a bomb which would explode in five seconds but each time
+there was some aide ready to step forward and relieve him.</p>
+
+<p>The attitude of the average West Pointer towards his men is generally
+speaking the same as that of General Pershing. Some observers think the
+West Point attitude too strict, but I was inclined to believe that the
+men from the academy handled men better than the reserve officers. They
+are strict, it is true, but at the same time they have been trained to
+look after the needs of their men closely.<a name="page_100" id="page_100"></a> The trouble with the average
+reserve officer is that he has not had time to learn how much he must
+father his men and mother them, too, for that matter. He does not know
+probably just how dependent the average soldier is upon his officer.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the strictest officer of all is the man who was once a non-com.
+The former doughboy knows the tricks of the enlisted man and he is
+determined that nobody shall put anything over on him. He is often just
+a little bit afraid that the soldiers are going to trade on the fact
+that he was once an enlisted man. I once saw a soldier offer some cigars
+to two officers. One of the officers was a West Pointer and he laughed
+and took a cigar but the former non-com. refused very sternly. He could
+not afford to be indebted to an enlisted man.</p>
+
+<p>I do not wish to imply that the men who come up from the ranks do not
+make good officers. As a matter of fact they are among the best, once
+their preliminary self-consciousness has worn off. The transition from
+stripes to bars is perfect torture to some of<a name="page_101" id="page_101"></a> them. One company had a
+crack soldier who had been a sergeant for seven years. He was
+recommended for promotion and was sent to an officers' training school
+in France. He did very well but just a week before he was to receive his
+commission he succeeded in gaining permission to be dropped from the
+school and go back to his old company as sergeant. At the last minute he
+had decided that he did not want to be an officer.</p>
+
+<p>I watched him put a company through its drill two days after his return.
+They moved with spirit and precision under his commands but when it was
+all over I found one reason why he didn't want to be an officer.</p>
+
+<p>"That was very good today," he said. "You done well."</p>
+
+<p>The first lieutenant smiled. He had a right to smile, too, for the
+return of the sergeant to his company had almost cut his work in half.
+He knew his value well enough.</p>
+
+<p>"The best I can do is teach the men," he said. "It takes an old sergeant
+to learn them."<a name="page_102" id="page_102"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII<br /><br />
+<small>MEN WITH MEDALS</small></h2>
+
+<p>G<small>ENERAL</small> P<small>ÉTAIN</small> was the first of many famous Frenchmen who came to see
+the American troops in training. He also had the additional object of
+reviewing the chasseurs and of distributing medals, for this crack
+division had been withdrawn from one of the most active sectors to
+instruct the doughboys. General Pershing accompanied Pétain. The blue
+devils were drawn up in formation in the middle of a big meadow cupped
+within hills. The seven men who were to be honored stood in a line in
+front of the division. Six were officers and they awaited the pleasure
+of the general with their swords held at attention. The seventh man who
+stood at the right of the little line was an old sergeant with a great
+flowing gray and white mustache. The rifle which he held in front of him
+overtopped him by at least a foot.<a name="page_103" id="page_103"></a></p>
+
+<p>The ceremony began with a fanfare by the trumpeters. As the last notes
+came tumbling back from the hills Pétain moved forward. We found that he
+was not so tall as Pershing nor quite as straight. The French leader is
+also a little gray and about his waist there is just a suggestion of the
+white man's burden. But he is soldierly for all that and his eyes are
+marvelously keen and steady. His tailor deserved a decoration. The
+general wore only one medal, but that was as large as the badge of a
+country sheriff. It was a great silver shield hung about his neck and
+indicated that he was a commander of the Legion of Honor. He stopped in
+front of the first officer in the little line waiting to be honored and
+spoke to him for a moment. Then he pinned a red ribbon on his coat and
+kissed the man first on the left cheek and then on the right. The
+doughboys looked on in amazement.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll be damned," said one under his breath, "it's true."</p>
+
+<p>Four men received the red ribbons, but the other three were down only
+for the military medal which is a high decoration but less esteemed<a name="page_104" id="page_104"></a>
+than the Legion of Honor. No kisses went with the green and yellow
+ribbons of the military medal but only handshakes. Pétain stopped in
+front of the old sergeant at the end of the line and looked at him for a
+minute without speaking. Then he called an orderly.</p>
+
+<p>"This man has three palms on his croix de guerre," said Pétain.</p>
+
+<p>Now a palm means that soldier has been cited for conspicuous bravery in
+the report of the entire army.</p>
+
+<p>"The military medal is not enough for this man," continued Pétain. "Step
+forward," he said.</p>
+
+<p>The old sergeant trembled a little as he stood a tiny, solitary gray
+figure in front of the whole division.</p>
+
+<p>"Bring back the trumpets," Pétain commanded and for the lone poilu the
+fanfare was sounded again.</p>
+
+<p>"I make you a chevalier of the Legion of Honor," said the commander in
+chief of the French army to the old sergeant, and after he had pinned
+the red ribbon to his breast he added a hug to the conventional two
+kisses.<a name="page_105" id="page_105"></a> The poilu moved back to the ranks steadily, but as soon as the
+general had turned his back the sergeant pulled out his handkerchief and
+wept. The soldiers greeted their comrade with cheers and laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," said Pétain turning to Pershing, "let's take it easy for a little
+while. I've seen plenty of reviews."</p>
+
+<p>The French general walked across the space cleared for the review and
+began to talk with people in the fringe of spectators gathered around
+the edge of the meadow. He talked easily without any seeming
+condescension.</p>
+
+<p>"How are you, my little man?" he said, patting a boy on the head. "In
+what military class are you?"</p>
+
+<p>Encouraged by his father the boy said that he was in the class of 1928.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said the general, "that's a long time off. We shall have beaten
+the Boches before then."</p>
+
+<p>Next it was a peasant girl who attracted his attention.</p>
+
+<p>"Where have you come from?" he inquired with as much apparent interest
+as if he were<a name="page_106" id="page_106"></a> talking with a soldier just back from Berlin. "That was a
+long walk just to see soldiers," he said when the girl told him that she
+lived in a little village about ten miles distant. "But we are glad to
+have you here," he added.</p>
+
+<p>And so he moved on down the line with handshakes for the grownups, pats
+on the head for little boys and kisses for little girls. He turned back
+to his reviewing station then and the French troops swept by with brave
+display: They were very smart and brisk, horse, foot and artillery, but
+Pétain found a few things to criticize although he mingled praise
+generously with censure. He told the officers to know their men and to
+get on such terms with them that the soldiers would not be afraid to
+speak freely. He told of reforms which he planned to introduce in the
+French army. He favored longer leaves from the front, he said, and
+better transportation for the poilus.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall have time tables made for the men on leave," he said and then
+for an instant he became the shrewd French business man rather than the
+dashing general.<a name="page_107" id="page_107"></a></p>
+
+<p>"I have figured out," he explained, "that the army can afford to sell
+these time tables for five sous. It wouldn't do to give them away.
+Nobody would value them then."</p>
+
+<p>A week later we had another visitor. French generals and all their
+resplendent aides clicked their heels together and stood at attention as
+this civilian passed by. He was a short stoutish man in blue serge
+knickerbockers and a dark yachting cap. His tailor deserved no
+decoration for this seemed a secondary sort of costume and headgear in a
+group loaded down with gold braid and valor medals. But their swords
+flashed for the man in the yachting cap and a great general saw him into
+his car, for the stoutish visitor was the President of the French
+Republic. Generals Pétain and Pershing accompanied Poincaré in his car
+up to the drill ground. It was an American division which marched this
+morning. In fact it was the same unit which had marched through the
+streets of the port only a few months before. They had grown browner and
+straighter since that day and they looked taller. Group consciousness
+had dawned in<a name="page_108" id="page_108"></a> them now. The only lack of discipline was shown by the
+mules. It must be admitted that the mule morale left much to be desired.
+Many were new to the task of dragging machine guns and those that did
+not sulk tried to run away. Strong arms and stronger words prevailed
+upon them.</p>
+
+<p>"Remember," the driver would plead, "you have a part in making the world
+safe for democracy," and in a trice all the evil would flee from the
+eyes and the heels of the unruly animals.</p>
+
+<p>A number of bands helped to keep the men swinging into the face of a
+driving rain. The French officers who accompanied Pétain and Poincaré
+were somewhat surprised when one regiment went by to the tune of
+"Tannenbaum," but General Pershing explained that it had been played in
+America for years under the name of "Maryland, My Maryland." He had a
+harder task some minutes later when a band struck up a regimental hymn
+called "Happy Heinie," which borrows largely from "Die Wacht am Rhein"
+for its chorus.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the troops marched by, General<a name="page_109" id="page_109"></a> Pershing sent orders for all
+the officers to assemble. They gathered in a great half circle before
+the French President who spoke to them slowly and with much earnestness.
+Indeed, he spoke so slowly that fair scholars could follow his
+discourse. Even those who could grasp no more than such words as
+"Lafayette" and "President Wilson" and "la guerre" listened with
+apparent interest. M. Poincaré called attention to the fact that the day
+was the anniversary of the Battle of the Marne and also the birthday of
+Lafayette. These days, he said, linked together the two nations which
+were making a common cause in the struggle for civilization and he ended
+with a dramatic sweep of his arm as he exclaimed, "Long live the free
+United States." However, he called it Les Etats Unis which made it more
+difficult.</p>
+
+<p>"What did he say?" a group of doughboys asked a sergeant chauffeur who
+had been stationed near enough to hear the speech. "I didn't get it
+all," said the sergeant, "but it sounded a good deal like 'give 'em
+hell.'"</p>
+
+<p>The President and his party spent the rest<a name="page_110" id="page_110"></a> of the afternoon inspecting
+the billets of the Americans. In one barn Poincaré insisted on climbing
+up a ladder to see the quarters at close range and as he climbed slowly
+and clumsily it came to my mind that the presidential waist line, the
+knickerbockers and the yachting cap were all symbols of the fact that
+France even in war was still a civil democracy.</p>
+
+<p>Still it must be admitted that the next civilian we saw was more warlike
+than any of the soldiers. The only military equipment worn by Georges
+Clemenceau was a pair of leather puttees which didn't quite fit, but he
+had eyes and eyebrows and a jaw which all combined to suggest pugnacity.
+He was not then premier and indeed he had been in political retirement
+for some time, but he made a greater impression on the soldiers than any
+of our visitors because he spoke in English. It was on September 16,
+1917, that Clemenceau saw American soldiers, but he had seen them once
+before and that was in Richmond in 1864 when Grant marched into the
+city. Clemenceau was then a school teacher in America. The old Frenchman
+watched the sons and grandsons<a name="page_111" id="page_111"></a> of those dead and gone fighters and
+expressed the wish that he might see American troops once again when
+they marched into Berlin.</p>
+
+<p>The doughboys he saw in France were not the seasoned troops which swung
+by him on those dusty Virginia roads so many years ago, but in their
+hands were new weapons which might have turned the tide at Bull Run and
+changed Gettysburg from victory into a rout. Certainly Pickett would
+have never swept up to the Union lines if there had been machine guns
+such as those with which the rookies blistered the targets for the
+edification of the distinguished guests and the bombs which sent the
+pebbles sky high might have given pause even to Stonewall Jackson.</p>
+
+<p>There were sports as well as military exercises in the program arranged
+for Clemenceau. There were footraces and a tug of war and boxing
+matches. In one of these American blood was freely shed on French soil
+for a middleweight against whom the tide of battle was turning butted
+his opponent and cut his forehead.<a name="page_112" id="page_112"></a></p>
+
+<p>I did not see Joffre when he paid a visit to the army zone and reviewed
+the troops but he left a glamor for us all in our messroom where he had
+dinner with General Pershing. It was a reporterless dinner so it meant
+less to us than to Henriette who served the dinner for the two generals.
+Nothing much had ever happened to Henriette before. She looked like
+Jeanne d'Arc, but the only voices she ever heard cried, "L'eau chaude,
+Henriette," or "Hot water" or "&OElig;ufs" or "Eggs." And if they were not
+wanted right away they must be had "toute de suite."</p>
+
+<p>It was Henriette who brushed the boots and cleaned the dishes and swept
+the floors and every night she waited on peasants and peddlers and
+reporters. Once she had a major in the reserve corps. He was attached to
+the quartermaster's department. But on the historic night she stood at
+the right elbow of General Joffre and the left elbow of General
+Pershing. I was away at the time and the correspondents were telling me
+about it before dinner. While we were talking she came into the room
+with the roast veal and I said, "Henriette,<a name="page_113" id="page_113"></a> they tell me that while I
+was away you waited upon Marshal Joffre and General Pershing."</p>
+
+<p>One of the men at the table made a warning gesture, but it was too late.
+Henrietta put the hot veal down to cool on a side table and pointed to
+the seat nearest the window. A large man from a press association sat
+there but she looked through him and saw the hero of the Marne.
+"Maréchal Joffre là," said Henriette. She turned to a nearer seat and
+pointing to the shrinking representative of the Chicago <i>Tribune</i>
+explained, "General Pearshing ici."</p>
+
+<p>One of the men rose from the table then and got the veal. Something was
+said about fried potatoes, but Henriette remained to tell me about the
+historic dinner. She admitted that she was very nervous at first. That
+was increased by the fact that General "Pearshing" ate none of his
+pickled snails. The Maréchal had fifteen. The soup went well, Henriette
+said, and General Pearshing cheered her up enormously by his conduct
+with the mutton. The chicken was also a success. After the<a name="page_114" id="page_114"></a> chicken the
+generals held their glasses in the air and stood up. Henriette noticed
+that when Maréchal Joffre stood up he was "gros comme une maison."</p>
+
+<p>As he left the room Maréchal Joffre pinched her cheek but the mark was
+gone before she could show it to the cook. For all that Henriette had
+something to show that she waited upon generals at the famous dinner.
+She opened a new locket which she wore around her neck and took out a
+small piece of gilt paper. She would not let me touch it, but when I
+looked closely I saw that it had printed upon it "Romeo and Juliet."</p>
+
+<p>"It's the band off the cigar Pershing smoked at the dinner," explained
+one of the correspondents. Henriette put the treasure back in her locket
+and sighed. "Je suis très contente," she said.<a name="page_115" id="page_115"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX<br /><br />
+<small>LETTERS HOME</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> British army tells a story of a soldier who had been at the front
+for a year and a half without ever once writing home. This state of
+affairs was called to the attention of his officer who summoned the
+soldier and asked him if he had no relatives. The Tommy admitted that he
+had a mother and an aunt.</p>
+
+<p>"I want you to go back to quarters," said the captain, "and stay there
+until you've written a letter. Then bring it to me."</p>
+
+<p>The soldier was gone for two hours and then he returned and handed the
+officer a single sheet of letter paper. His note read, "Dear Ma&mdash;This
+war is a blighter. Tell auntie. With love&mdash;Alfred."</p>
+
+<p>It was different in the American army. The doughboys wrote to their
+families to the second and third cousin. One soldier turned fifty-two
+letters over to his lieutenant for censorship<a name="page_116" id="page_116"></a> in a single day. The men
+hardly seemed to need the suggestion posted on the wall of every
+Y.M.C.A. hut: "Remember to write to mother today." Of course it was not
+always mother. I came upon a couple of lieutenants one afternoon hard at
+work on an enormous batch of letters. It was originally intended that
+the chaplain should censor all the mail for the regiment but it was
+found that the task would be far beyond the powers of any one man. In
+time the job came to absorb a large part of the energy of the junior
+officers.</p>
+
+<p>"This," said one of the officers, "is the fifth soldier who's written
+that 'our officers are brave, intelligent and kind!' I know I'm brave
+and intelligent, but I'm not so damned kind," and he ripped out half a
+page of over faithful description of the country.</p>
+
+<p>"The man I have here," said the second officer, "has got a joke. He
+says, 'If I ever get home the Statue of Liberty will have to turn round
+if she ever wants to see me again.' It was all right the first time, but
+now I've got to his tenth letter and he's still using it."<a name="page_117" id="page_117"></a></p>
+
+<p>It has been found that more than fifty per cent. of the mail sent home
+consists of love letters. The fact that they have to be censored does
+not cramp the style of the writers in the least. One letter was so
+ardent as to arouse admiration. "This man writes the best love letter I
+ever read," said a lieutenant, looking up. "The only trouble is that
+he's writing to five girls at once and he uses the same model every
+time. Two of the girls live in the same town at that."</p>
+
+<p>Most of the letters were cheerful. Some courageously so. One man who was
+near death from tuberculosis wrote home once a day recounting imaginary
+events which had happened outside the walls of his hospital. In his
+letters he would send himself on long marches over the hills of France
+and describe the woods and meadows and plowed fields as they looked to
+him on bright mornings. He described in detail work which he was doing
+in bombing and the only complaint he ever made was on a day when he had
+coughed himself to such weakness that he could hardly finish his daily
+letter. He wrote to his mother<a name="page_118" id="page_118"></a> then and asked her to excuse the
+briefness of his note. He explained that he was pretty well fagged out
+from a long afternoon of bayonet drill.</p>
+
+<p>The soldiers frequently commented on the kindliness of the French people
+and they were also fond of boasting, with perhaps doubtful
+justification, that they were already proficient in the French language.
+A few were desirous of giving the folk back home a thrill. One man
+working as company cook at a port in France, some three or four hundred
+miles from the firing line, wrote a weekly letter describing all sorts
+of war activities. He made up air raids and heavy bombardments and
+fairly tore up the village in which he was living. Curiously enough he
+never made himself conspicuous in these actions. According to the
+letters he was just there with the rest taking the "strafing" as best he
+could.</p>
+
+<p>The officer who censored his first warlike letter cut out all the
+imaginative flights, but two days later the soldier wrote another letter
+even more thrilling. He complained that it<a name="page_119" id="page_119"></a> was difficult to write
+because the explosion of big shells nearby made the house rock.</p>
+
+<p>The lieutenant called him up then and said, "You're writing a lot of
+lies home, aren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the soldier.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what are you doing it for?" continued the officer.</p>
+
+<p>The soldier shifted about in embarrassment and then he said, "Well, you
+see, sir, those letters are to my father. He went into the Union army
+when he was sixteen and fought all through the last two years of the
+war. He lives in a little town in Ohio and the people there call him
+'Fighting Bill' on account of what he did in the Civil War. Well, when I
+went away to this war he began to go round town and tell everybody that
+I was going to do fighting that would make 'em all forget about the
+Civil War. He used to say that I came of fighting stock and that I'd
+make 'em sit up and take notice. It would be pretty tough for him, sir,
+if I had to write home and say that I was cooking down in a town where
+you can't even hear the guns."<a name="page_120" id="page_120"></a></p>
+
+<p>"That's all right," said the lieutenant, "but some of the people who've
+got sons in this regiment will be doing a lot of worrying long before
+they have any need to."</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," said the soldier, "my father don't know what regiment I'm
+with. I was transferred when I got over here and the only address he's
+got is the military post office number."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know what to say in that case," replied the lieutenant. "It's a
+cinch you're not giving away any military information and I can't see
+how you're giving, any aid and comfort to the enemy. I guess you can go
+on with that battle stuff. Make the bombardments just as hard as you
+like, but keep the casualties light."</p>
+
+<p>In contrast to the attitude of the veteran back in Ohio was a letter
+which a captain received from the mother of one of his men.</p>
+
+<p>"My son is only nineteen," she wrote. "He has never been away from home
+before and it breaks my heart that he should be in France. It may sound
+foolish but I want to ask you a favor. When he was a little boy I used
+to<a name="page_121" id="page_121"></a> let him come into the kitchen and bake himself little cakes. I think
+he would remember some of that still. Can't you use him in the bakery or
+the kitchen or some place so he won't have to be put in the firing line
+or in the trenches? I will pray for you, captain, and I pray to God we
+may have peace for all the world soon."</p>
+
+<p>The captain read the letter and then he burned it up. "If the rest of
+the men in the company heard of that they would jolly the life out of
+that boy," he said. But he sat down and wrote to the mother, "Your boy
+is well and I think he is enjoying his work. I cannot promise to do what
+you ask because your son is one of the best soldiers in my company. We
+are all in this together and must share the dangers. I pray with you
+that there may be peace and victory soon."</p>
+
+<p>No complete story of America's part in the war will ever be written
+until somebody has made a collection and read thousands of the letters
+home. The doughboy is strangely inarticulate. He can't or he won't tell
+you how he felt when he first landed in France, or heard<a name="page_122" id="page_122"></a> the big guns
+or went to the trenches. He is afraid to be caught in a sentimental pose
+but this fear leaves him when he writes. In his letters he will pose at
+times. This is not uncommon. Many a man who would never think of saving
+anything about "saving France" will write about it in rounded sentences.
+His deepest and frankest thoughts will come out in letters.</p>
+
+<p>Of course the censors stand between these makers of history and
+posterity. We must wait for our chronicles of the war because of the
+censor. The newspaper stories about our troops in France on their
+tremendous errand should ring like the chronicle of an old crusade, but
+it is hard for the chronicler to bring a tingle when he must write or
+cable "Richard the deleted hearted."</p>
+
+<p>When a censor wants to kill a story he usually says, "Don't you know
+that your story may possibly give information to the Germans?" The
+correspondent then withdraws his story in confusion. Of course what he
+should answer is, "Very well, that story may give information to the
+Germans, but it will<a name="page_123" id="page_123"></a> also give information to the Americans and just
+now that is much more important."</p>
+
+<p>There are certain military reasons for not naming units and not naming
+individuals, but the war is not being fought by the army alone. If the
+country is to be enlisted to its fullest capacity it must have names.
+The national character cannot be changed in a few months or a year. The
+newspapers have brought us up on names. It is too much to expect that
+the folk back home can keep up on their toes if the men they know go
+away into a great silence as soon as they cross the ocean and are not
+heard of again unless their names appear in casualty lists. We can't do
+less for our war heroes than we have done for Ty Cobb and Christy
+Mathewson and Smokey Joe Wood. That is not only for the sake of the
+people back home, but for those at the front as well. They like to know
+that people are hearing about them. It is not encouraging to them to
+receive papers and learn that "certain units have done something." Just
+as soon as possible they want to see the name of their regiment and of D
+company and K and F<a name="page_124" id="page_124"></a> and H. The English name their units after a battle
+and so must we. And we must have plenty of names. It helped Ty Cobb not
+a little in the business of being Ty that thousands of columns of
+newspaper space had built up a tradition behind him. When Joe Wood got
+in a hole it is more than probable that he realized that he must and
+would get himself out again because he was "Smokey Joe." We must do as
+much for private Alexander Brown and corporal James Kelly, and for
+sergeants and major generals, too. We are not a folk who thrive on
+reticence. It is true that we like to blow our own horn but it must be
+remembered that Joshua brought down a great fortress in that manner. The
+trumpets are needed for America. We cannot fight our best to the sound
+of muffled drums.</p>
+
+<p>The man abroad who is sending back the stories of the war must deal with
+the French censor as well as the American, and that reminds us of
+Pétain's mustache. When the great general came to our camp all the
+newspaper stories about his visit were sent to the French military
+censor. All were allowed to<a name="page_125" id="page_125"></a> pass in due course except one. The
+correspondent concerned went around to find out what was wrong.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sorry," said the censor, "but I cannot allow this cable message to
+go in its present form. You have spoken of General Pétain's white
+mustache. I might stretch a point and allow you to say General Pétain's
+gray mustache, but I should much prefer to have you say General Pétain's
+blonde mustache."</p>
+
+<p>"Make it green with small purple spots, if you like," said the
+correspondent, "but let my story go."<a name="page_126" id="page_126"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X<br /><br />
+<small>MARINES</small></h2>
+
+<p>"They tell me," said a young marine in his best confidential and earnest
+manner, "that the Kaiser isn't afraid of the American army, but that he
+is afraid of the marines."</p>
+
+<p>The youngster was hazy as to the source of his information, but he never
+doubted that it was accurate. He felt sure that the Kaiser had heard of
+the marines. Weren't they "first to fight"? And if he didn't fear them
+yet, he would. At least he would when Company D got into action.</p>
+
+<p>No unit in the American army today has the group consciousness of the
+marines. It is difficult to understand just how this has happened.
+Everybody knows that once a regiment, or a division, or even an army,
+has acquired a tradition, that tradition will live long after every man
+who established it has gone.<a name="page_127" id="page_127"></a> There is, for instance, the Foreign Legion
+of the French army. Thousands and thousands of men have poured through
+this organization. Sickness and shrapnel, the exigencies of the service
+and what not have swept the veterans away again and again, but it is
+still the Foreign Legion. Some of its new recruits will be negro
+horseboys who have missed their ships at one of the ports through
+overprotracted sprees; there will be a gentleman adventurer or two, and
+a fine collection of assorted ruffians. But in a month each will be a
+legionary.</p>
+
+<p>I saw an American negro in a village of France who had been a legionary
+until a wound had stiffened a knee too much to permit him to engage in
+further service. He was a shambling, shuffling, whining, servile negro,
+abjectly sure that some kind white gentleman would give him a pair of
+shoes, or at least a couple of francs. But he had the Croix de Guerre
+and the Medaille Militaire. He had not cringed while he was a legionary.</p>
+
+<p>The tradition of this organization, however, is based on battle service.
+The Legion has<a name="page_128" id="page_128"></a> seen all the hardest fighting. The tradition of our
+marines rests on something else. They have seen service, of course, but
+it has not been considerable. Their group feeling was at first sheerly
+defensive. There was a time when the marine was a friend of no one in
+the service. He was neither soldier nor sailor. Many of the marine
+officers were men who had been unable to get appointments at West Point
+or Annapolis, or, having done so, had failed to hold the pace at the
+academies. And so the spirit of the officers and the men was that they
+would show the army and the navy of just what stuff a marine was made.
+And they have. It is true that the army and the navy have ceased long
+since to look down upon the marine, but the pressure of handicap has
+been maintained among the marines in France just the same.</p>
+
+<p>It is largely accidental. For instance, when the American troops were
+first billeted in the training area the marines were placed at the upper
+end of the triangle miles further from the field of divisional maneuvers
+than any of their comrades. And so, if<a name="page_129" id="page_129"></a> Joffre, or Pétain, or
+Clemenceau, or Poincaré, or any of the others came to review the first
+American expeditionary unit, the marines had to march twenty-two miles
+in a day in addition to the ground which they would cover in the review.
+Curiously enough, this did not inspire them with a hatred of the
+reviews, nor did they complain of their lot. They merely took the
+attitude that a few miles more or less made no difference to a marine.</p>
+
+<p>I remember a story a young officer told me about his first hike with the
+marines in France. They had eleven miles to do in the morning and as
+many more in the afternoon, after a brief review. The young officer
+appeared with a pair of light shoes with a flexible sole.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," said the major, "you'd better put on heavier shoes."</p>
+
+<p>"I think these will suffice, sir," said the young lieutenant. "You see,
+they're modeled on the principle of an Indian moccasin&mdash;full freedom for
+the foot, you know."</p>
+
+<p>The major grinned. "Come around and see me this evening," he said, "and
+tell me what you think of the Indians." The man with the<a name="page_130" id="page_130"></a> moccasin style
+shoe did well enough until the company was in sight of the home village.
+Unfortunately, a halt was called at a point where a brook ran close to
+the road.</p>
+
+<p>The sight of the cool stream made the lieutenant's feet burn and ache
+worse than ever. "I had just about made up my mind to turn my men over
+to the sergeant and limp home, after a crack at the brook," said the
+lieutenant, "when I heard one of the men say that he was tired. There
+was an old sergeant on him like a flash. He was one of the oldest men in
+the regiment. He had never voted the prohibition ticket and rheumatism
+was only one of his ailments, but he hopped right on the kid who said he
+was tired. 'Where do you get off to be a marine?' he said. 'Why, we
+don't call a hike like this marching in the marines. Look here.' And the
+old fellow did a series of jig steps to show that the march was nothing
+to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the young officer, "I didn't turn the men over to the
+sergeant and I didn't bathe my feet in the brook. I marched in ahead of
+them. You see, I thought to myself,<a name="page_131" id="page_131"></a> I guess my feet will drop off all
+right before I get there, but I can't very well stop. After all, I'm a
+marine."</p>
+
+<p>Even the Germans did their best to make the marines feel that they were
+troops apart from the others. Only one raid was attempted during the
+summer and then it was the village of the marines upon which a bomb was
+dropped. It injured no one and did ever so much to increase the pride of
+marines, who would remark to less fortunate organizations in the
+training area: "What do you know about aeroplanes?"</p>
+
+<p>When it came time to dig practice trenches, other regiments were content
+to put in the better part of the morning and afternoon upon the work,
+but the marines went to the task of digging in day and night shifts.
+There was a Sunday upon which Pershing announced that he would inspect
+the American troops in their billets. Through some mistake or other he
+arrived in the camp of the marines eight hours behind schedule, but the
+men were still standing under arms without a sign of weariness when he
+arrived. Historical tradition<a name="page_132" id="page_132"></a> lent itself to maintaining the morale of
+the marines, for their village was once the site of a famous Roman camp
+and one of the men in digging a trench one day came across a segment of
+green metal that the marines assert roundly was part of a Roman sword.
+In a year or two it will be sure to be identified as Cæsar's.</p>
+
+<p>The marines were exclusive and original even in the matter of mascots.
+The doughboys had dogs and cats and a rather mangy lion for pets but no
+other fighting organization in the world has an anteater. The marines
+picked Jimmy up at Vera Cruz and he began to prove his worth as a mascot
+immediately. He was with them when the city was taken. Later he stopped
+off at Hayti and aided in subduing the rebels. He is said to be the only
+anteater who has been through two campaigns. Army life has broadened
+Jimmy. He has learned to eat hardtack and frogs and cornbeef and pie and
+beetles and slum and omelettes. As a matter of fact Jimmy will eat
+almost anything but ants. Of course he wouldn't refuse some tempting
+morsel simply<a name="page_133" id="page_133"></a> because of the presence of ants, but he no longer finds
+any satisfaction in making an entire meal of the pesky insects. He won't
+forage for them. Things like hardtack and pie, Jimmy finds, will stand
+still and give a hungry man a chance. Lack of practice has somewhat
+impaired the speed of Jimmy and even if he wanted to revert to type it
+is probable that he could catch nothing but the older and less edible
+ants. Of course he does not want to go back to an ant diet. He feels
+that it would be a reflection on the hospitality of his friends, the
+marines.</p>
+
+<p>The marines are equally tactful. In spite of his decline as an
+entomologist Jimmy remains by courtesy an anteater and is always so
+termed when exhibited to visitors. He has two tricks. He will squeal if
+his tail is pulled ever so gently and he will demolish and put out
+burning cigars or cigarettes. The latter trick is his favorite. He
+stamps out the glowing tobacco with his forepaws and tears the cigar or
+cigarette to pieces. The stunt is no longer universally popular. The
+marine who dropped a hundred franc note by mistake just<a name="page_134" id="page_134"></a> in front of
+Jimmy says that teaching tricks to anteaters is all foolishness.</p>
+
+<p>However, Jimmy has picked up a few stunts on his own account. It is not
+thought probable that any marine ever encouraged him in his habit of
+biting enlisted men of the regular army and reserve officers. There is a
+belief that Jimmy works on broad general principles, and many marines
+fear that they will no longer be immune from his teeth if the
+distinctive forest green of their organization is abandoned for the
+conventional khaki of the rest of the army.</p>
+
+<p>Some little time before the American troops first went into the
+trenches, the marines were scattered into small detachments for police
+duty. Many of them have since been brought together again. There is, of
+course, a good deal of stuff and nonsense in stories about soldiers
+saying, "We want to get a crack at them," and all that, but it is
+literally and exactly true that the marines, both officers and men, were
+deeply disappointed when they could not go to the front with the others.
+Their professional pride was hurt.<a name="page_135" id="page_135"></a></p>
+
+<p>Still they did not whine, but went about their traditional police work
+with vigor. I was in a base hospital one day when a doughboy came in all
+gory about the head. "What happened to you?" a doctor asked. "A marine
+told me to button up my overcoat," said the doughboy, "and I started to
+argue with him."</p>
+
+<p>There are not many American army songs yet, but the marines did not wait
+until the war for theirs. Most of it I have forgotten, but one of the
+stunning couplets of the chorus is:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">If the army or the navy ever gaze on heaven's scenes</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_136" id="page_136"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI<br /><br />
+<small>FIELD PIECES AND BIG GUNS</small></h2>
+
+<p>W<small>AR</small> seemed less remote in the artillery camp than in any other section
+of the American training area for the roar of the guns filled the air
+every morning and they sounded just as ominous as if they were in
+earnest. They were firing in the direction of Germany at that, but it
+was a good many score of miles out of range. Just the same the French
+were particular about the point. "We always point the guns toward
+Germany even in practice if we can," said a French instructing officer,
+"it's just as well to start right."</p>
+
+<p>The camp consisted of a number of brick barracks and the soldiers and
+officers were well housed. It was located in wild country, though, where
+it was possible to find ranges up to twelve thousand yards. Scrubby
+woods covered part of the ranges and the observation<a name="page_137" id="page_137"></a> points towered up
+a good deal higher than would be safe at the front. We went through the
+woods the morning after our arrival and heard a perfect bedlam of fire
+from the guns. There was the sharp decisive note of the seventy-five
+which speaks quickly and in anger and the more deliberate boom of the
+one hundred and fifty-five howitzer. This was a colder note but it was
+none the less ominous. It had an air of premeditated wrath about it. The
+shell from the seventy-five might get to its destination first but the
+one hundred and fifty-five would create more havoc upon arrival. A
+sentry warned us to take the left hand road at a fork in the woods and
+presently we came upon one of the observation towers. It was crammed
+with officers armed with field glasses. Every now and then they would
+write things on paper. They seemed like so many reporters at a baseball
+game recording hits and errors. When we got to the top of the tower we
+found that large maps were part of the equipment as well as field
+glasses. These were wonderfully accurate maps with every prominent tree
+and church spire and<a name="page_138" id="page_138"></a> house top indicated. The officers were ranging
+from the maps. The French theory of artillery work was not new to the
+American officers, but this was almost the first chance they had ever
+had to work it out for we have no maps in America suitable for ranging.</p>
+
+<p>According to theory the battery should first fire short and then long
+and then split the bracket and land upon the target or thereabouts. The
+men had not been working long and they were still a little more
+proficient in firing short or long than in splitting the bracket. Later
+the American artillery gave a very good account of itself at the school.
+The French instructors told one particular battery that they were able
+to fire the seventy-five faster than it had ever been fired in France
+before. Perhaps there was just a shade of the over-statement of French
+politeness in that, but it was without doubt an excellent battery. In
+the lulls between fire could be heard the drone of aeroplanes for a
+number of officers were flying to learn the principles of aerial
+observation in its uses for fire control. Turning around we could also
+see a large captive balloon.<a name="page_139" id="page_139"></a> All the junior officers were allowed to
+express a preference as to which branch of artillery work they preferred
+and, although observation is the most dangerous of all, fully
+seventy-five per cent, of the men indicated it as their choice.</p>
+
+<p>Some American officers in other sections of the training area came to
+the conclusion in time that we should go to the English for instruction
+in some of the phases of modern warfare. We did in fact turn to the
+English finally for bayonet instruction and a certain number of officers
+thought that the English would also be useful to us in bombing, but I
+never heard any question raised but that we must continue to go to the
+French for instruction in field artillery until such time as we had
+schools of our own.</p>
+
+<p>The difference in language made occasional difficulties of course. "It
+took us a couple of days to realize that when our instructor spoke of a
+'rangerrang' he meant a 'range error,'" said one American officer, "but
+now we get on famously."</p>
+
+<p>We left the men in the tower with their<a name="page_140" id="page_140"></a> maps and their glasses and went
+down to see the guns. Our guide took us straight in front of the one
+hundred and fifty-fives while they were firing, which was safe enough as
+they were tossing their shells high in the air. It was better fun,
+though, to stand behind these big howitzers, for by fixing your eye on a
+point well up over the horizon it was possible to see the projectile in
+flight. The shell did not seem to be moving very fast once it was
+located. It looked for all the world as if the gunners were batting out
+flies and this was the baseball which was sailing along.</p>
+
+<p>The French officer who was showing us about said that he could see the
+projectile as it left the mouth of the gun, but though the rest of us
+tried, we could see nothing but the flash. Later we stood behind the
+seventy-fives but since their trajectory is so much lower it is not
+possible to see the shell which they fire. They seemed to make more
+noise than the bigger guns. Fortunately it is no longer considered bad
+form to stick your fingers in your ears when a gun goes off. Most of the
+officers and men in this particular battery were as<a name="page_141" id="page_141"></a> careful to shut out
+the sound of the cannon as schoolgirls at a Civil War play. Not only did
+they stuff their fingers in their ears, but they stood up on their toes
+to lessen the vibration.</p>
+
+<p>Guns have changed, however, since Civil War days. They are no longer
+drab. Camouflage has attended to that. The guns we saw were streaked
+with red and blue and yellow and orange. They were giddy enough to have
+stood as columns in the Purple Poodle or any of the Greenwich Village
+restaurants.</p>
+
+<p>Before we left the camp we met Major General Peyton C. March, the new
+chief of staff, who was then an artillery officer. We agreed that he was
+an able soldier because he told us that he did not believe in
+censorship. Regarding one slight phase of the training he bound us to
+secrecy, but for the rest he said: "You may say anything you like about
+my camp, good or bad. I believe that free and full reports in the
+American newspapers are a good thing for our army."</p>
+
+<p>We traveled many miles from the field gun school before we came to the
+camp of the heavies. This, too, was a French school which<a name="page_142" id="page_142"></a> had been
+partially taken over by the Americans. The work was less interesting
+here, for the men were not firing the guns yet, but studying their
+mechanism and going through the motions of putting them in action. Many
+of the officers attached to the heavies were coast artillerymen and
+there was a liberal sprinkling of young reserve officers who had come
+over after a little preliminary training at Fortress Monroe. The General
+in charge of the camp told us that these new officers would soon be as
+good as the best because the most important requirement was a technical
+education and these men had all had college scientific training or its
+equivalent. Just then they were all at school again cramming with all
+the available textbooks about French big guns. They did not need to
+depend on textbooks alone, for the camp contained types of most styles
+of French artillery.</p>
+
+<p>The pride of the contingent was a monster mounted on railroad trucks. It
+fired a projectile weighing 1800 pounds. After the French custom, the
+big howitzer had been honored<a name="page_143" id="page_143"></a> by a name. "Mosquito" was painted on the
+carriage in huge green letters.</p>
+
+<p>"We call her mosquito," explained a French officer, "because she
+stings."</p>
+
+<p>"Mosquito" had buzzed no less than three hundred times at Verdun, but
+she had a number of stings left. The Americans detailed with the gun
+were loud in its praises and asserted that it was the finest weapon in
+the world. There were other guns, though, which had their partisans.
+Some swore by "Petite Lulu," a squat howitzer, which could throw a shell
+high enough to clear Pike's Peak and still have something to spare.
+There were champions also of "Gaby," a long nosed creature which
+outranged all the rest. Marcel could talk a little faster than any gun
+in camp, but her words carried less weight.</p>
+
+<p>All the menial work about the camp was done by German prisoners. I was
+walking through the camp one day when I saw a little tow-headed soldier
+sitting at the doorstep of his barracks watching a file of Germans
+shuffle by. They were men who had started to war<a name="page_144" id="page_144"></a> with guns on their
+shoulders, but now they carried brooms.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you ever speak to the German prisoners?" I asked the soldier.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said the youngster; "some of them speak English, and they say
+'Hello' to me and I say 'Hello' back to them. I feel sorry for them."</p>
+
+<p>The little soldier looked at the shabby procession again and then he
+leaned over to me confidentially and said with great earnestness as if
+he had made up the phrase on the spot: "You know I have no quarrel with
+the German people."</p>
+
+<p>When we got home after our trips to the artillery camps we found an old
+man in a French uniform eagerly waiting to see us. He told us that he
+was an American, and more than that, a Californian. His name was George
+La Messneger and he was sixty-seven years old. He was French by birth
+and had fought in the Franco-Prussian war, but the next year he went to
+California and lived in Los Angeles until the outbreak of the great war.
+Although more than sixty, La Messneger<a name="page_145" id="page_145"></a> was accepted by a French
+recruiting officer and he was in Verdun two weeks after he arrived in
+France. Three days later he was wounded and when we met him he had added
+to his adventures by winning a promotion to sous-lieutenant and gaining
+the croix de guerre and the medaille militaire.</p>
+
+<p>Old George came to be a frequent visitor, but though we urged him on he
+would never tell us much about the war. He wanted to talk about
+California.</p>
+
+<p>"I tell the men in my regiment," George would begin, "that out in Los
+Angeles we cut alfalfa five times a year, but they won't believe me."</p>
+
+<p>Gently we tried to lead George back to the war and his experiences. "How
+did you get the military medal, lieutenant?" somebody asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that was at Verdun," replied the old man.</p>
+
+<p>"It must have been pretty hot up there," said another correspondent.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said George, and he began to muse. We imagined that he was
+thinking of those<a name="page_146" id="page_146"></a> hot days in February when all the guns, big and
+little, were turned loose.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said George, "it was pretty hot," and we drew our chairs closer.
+"You know," continued the old man, "a lot of people will tell you that
+Los Angeles is hot. Don't pay any attention to them. I've lived there
+forty years, and I've slept with a blanket pretty much all the time. The
+nights are always cool."</p>
+
+<p>I had heard George before and I knew that he was gone for the evening
+now. As I tiptoed out of the room the old soldier in French horizon blue
+was just warming up to his favorite topic. "San Francisco's nothing,"
+said George, dismissing the city with as much scorn as if it had been
+Berlin or Munich. He talked with such vehemence that all his medals
+rattled.</p>
+
+<p>"We're nearer the Panama Canal," said George, "we're nearer China and
+Japan, and as for harbors&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But just then the door closed.<a name="page_147" id="page_147"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII<br /><br />
+<small>OUR AVIATORS AND A FEW OTHERS</small></h2>
+
+<p>A<small>T</small> first the ace is low. Our young aviators who will be among the most
+romantic heroes of them all begin humbly on the ground. The American
+army now has the largest flying field in France for its very own, but
+during summer and early autumn many of our men trained in the French
+schools. There his groundling days try the aviator's dignity. He must
+hop before he can fly and perhaps "hop" is too dignified a word. When we
+visited one of the biggest schools, all the new pupils were practicing
+in a ridiculous clipped wing Bleriot called a penguin. This machine was
+a groundhog which scurried over the earth at a speed of twenty or thirty
+miles an hour. It never left the grass tops and yet it provided a
+certain amount of excitement for its pilot, or maybe rider would be
+better.<a name="page_148" id="page_148"></a></p>
+
+<p>The favorite trick of the penguin is to turn suddenly in a short half
+circle and collapse on its side. It takes a good deal of skill to keep
+it straight and when the aviator has learned that much he is allowed to
+make a trip in a machine which leaps a little in the air every now and
+then, only to flop to earth again. Then he is ready to fly a Bleriot,
+though, of course, his first trips are made as a passenger. Very little
+time is spent in flying. Staying up in the air is no great trick. It's
+the coming down which gives the trouble. And so the student is eternally
+trying landings. He smashes a good many machines and here the French
+show their keen realization of the mental factor in flying.</p>
+
+<p>"I made a bad landing one day," an American student named Billy Parker
+told me, "and smashed my machine up good and proper. I thought I'd
+killed myself, but they dragged me out from under the junk, picked the
+pieces of wood and aluminum out of my head, stuffed some cotton into my
+nose to check the bleeding and in fifteen minutes they had a new machine
+out and had me up in the air again."<a name="page_149" id="page_149"></a></p>
+
+<p>Parker said he felt a bit queer when he got up in the air again. "I had
+a sort of feeling that I belonged down on the ground and not up there,"
+he said. "That was peculiar because usually the air feels very stable
+and friendly. You hate to come down, but this time I was anxious to get
+back and after circling the field once I came down. My landing was all
+right, too, and since then I've never had that scared feeling about the
+air."</p>
+
+<p>The French theory is that the mistake must be corrected immediately. The
+man who has had a smash-up is apt to get air shy if he has a chance to
+brood over his mishap for a day or two.</p>
+
+<p>The last test of the preliminary school is a thirty mile flight with
+three landings. After he has done that the student goes to Pau for his
+test in acrobatics. The chief stunt set for him here is a vrille. The
+student is required to put his machine into a spin at a height of about
+8500 feet and bring it out again. The trick is not particularly
+difficult if the man keeps his head, but the tendency is to turn on the
+power which only accelerates the fall and some are<a name="page_150" id="page_150"></a> killed at Pau. My
+friend caught malaria as soon as he got there and was allowed to take
+things easily for a week. Finally his test was set for Wednesday. On
+Monday morning the man who slept in the cot to his left went out for his
+test and was killed and on Tuesday the man from the right hand cot was
+killed. Death came very close to the young American. He and a French
+student arrived at the training ground at about the same time. Two
+machines were ready. The instructor hesitated a second and then assigned
+the American to the machine at the right. A few minutes later the
+Frenchman was killed when a wing came off his machine as soon as he
+began his vrille. Fortunately Parker did not know that until after he
+had passed his own test. He saw one other man killed before he left Pau
+and that horrified him more than the accident on the morning of his
+trial.</p>
+
+<p>"The judge who decided whether you passed your test was a little
+Frenchman with a monocle," he said. "He sat in a rocking chair at the
+edge of the field and you had to do the vrille straight in front of him
+or it didn't count.<a name="page_151" id="page_151"></a> He simply wouldn't turn to look at a flyer. I was
+standing beside him when one fellow got rattled in the middle of a
+vrille and put his power on. Even at that he almost lifted his machine
+out but she came down too fast for him. There was a big smash-up and
+people came running out to the wreck. They sent for a doctor and then
+for a priest, but the terrible little man never moved from his chair.
+'You see,' he cried to me, 'he was stupid! stupid!' This flying test had
+come to seem nothing more than an examination bluebook to him. A fellow
+passed or he flunked and that was all there was to it."</p>
+
+<p>Luck plays its biggest part in a flier's early days at the front. He has
+a lot to learn after he gets there, but the French do not nurse him
+along much. He has to take his chances. It may be that he will get in
+some very tight place before he has learned the fine points and a future
+star will be lost at the outset of his career. On the other hand he may
+come up against German fliers as green as himself and gradually gain a
+technique before he is called upon to face an enemy ace or a superior
+combination<a name="page_152" id="page_152"></a> of planes. At the front as in the schools the French pay
+keen attention to the mental state of the fliers.</p>
+
+<p>"There was always champagne at mess and they kept the graphophone
+playing all through dinner any night a man from our squadron didn't come
+back," an aviator said to me. "One afternoon we lost two men and before
+dinner they took a leaf out of the table. Our commander didn't want us
+to notice any empty seats or the extra space."</p>
+
+<p>It is difficult to say which nation has the most daring aviators, but
+that honor probably belongs to the English. I asked a Frenchman about it
+and he said: "The English do most of the things you would call stunts.
+There was one, for instance, that made a landing on a German aviation
+field and after firing a few rounds at the aerodrome flew away again.
+That was a stunt. But we think the English are fools with their
+sportsmanship and all that. It doesn't work now. We look at it a little
+differently. We cannot take fool chances. If you take a fool chance you
+are very likely to get killed. That is not nice, of<a name="page_153" id="page_153"></a> course. We do not
+like to be killed, but more than that, it is one less man for France. We
+must wait until there is a fair show."</p>
+
+<p>"And when is that?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"When there are not more than four Germans against you," said the
+careful Frenchman.</p>
+
+<p>The warlike spirit of the French aviators extended even to the servants
+at the preliminary school which we visited. The Americans there were all
+quartered in one big room and their general man of all work was a little
+Annamite from French-Indo-China. Hy seemed the most peaceful member of a
+peace-loving race as he moved about the barracks just before dawn every
+morning waking up the students with a smiling "Bon jour" and an equally
+good-natured "Café." One day he had a holiday and after borrowing a
+uniform he went to a photographer's in the nearest town. From the
+photographer he borrowed a rifle, a cutlass and a pistol. He thrust the
+cutlass into his belt and shouldered the other two weapons. After he had
+assumed a fighting face the picture was taken.<a name="page_154" id="page_154"></a></p>
+
+<p>The next day Hy varied the routine. He began with "Bon jour" as usual,
+but before he said "Café" he drew from behind his back the photograph,
+and pointing to it proudly, exclaimed, "brave soldat."</p>
+
+<p>We went from the French school to the big field where the American camp
+was under construction. The bulk of the work was being done by German
+prisoners. One of these, a sergeant, had been a well known architect in
+Munich. The American workers consulted him now and then in regard to
+some building problem and he always gave them good advice. He took
+almost a professional pride in the growing buildings even if they were
+designed to house the men who will one day be the eyes of the American
+army. We asked another prisoner how he got along with the Americans and
+he replied: "Oh, some of them aren't half bad." A third spoke to us in
+meager broken English, although he said that he had lived five years in
+Buffalo. "Are you going back to Germany after the war?" we asked him.
+"Nein," he replied decisively, "Chicago."</p>
+
+<p>Most prisoners professed to be confident<a name="page_155" id="page_155"></a> that Germany would win the war
+and they all based their faith on the submarine. As we started to go the
+man from Buffalo suddenly held out his hand and said: "So long." Several
+of the correspondents shook hands with him much to the horror of a young
+American in the French flying corps who accompanied us.</p>
+
+<p>"You mustn't do that," he explained. "Any Frenchman who saw you do that
+would be very much shocked."</p>
+
+<p>I remembered then that when I saw German prisoners in any of the large
+towns the French inhabitants took great pains to ignore them. I never
+heard French people jeer at their prisoners. Their attitude was one of
+complete aloofness. Once I saw prisoners in a big railroad station and
+the crowds swept by on either side without a glance as if these men from
+Prussia had been so many trunks or trucks or benches.</p>
+
+<p>If the young Americans at the school had not been so busy learning the
+business of flying they could have formed a cracker jack nine<a name="page_156" id="page_156"></a> or eight
+or eleven, as the squad included some of the most famous of our college
+athletes.</p>
+
+<p>We also visited an English aerodrome which was not far from our
+headquarters. This was a camp from which planes started for raids into
+Germany. The men who were carrying on this work were all youngsters. I
+saw no one who seemed to be more than twenty-five. Just the day before
+we arrived the Germans had discovered their whereabouts and had raided
+the hangars. One man had been killed and two planes wrecked. Machine gun
+bullets had left holes in all the buildings about the place. The English
+officer smiled when we looked about. "Oh, yes," he said, "the Hun was
+over last night and gave us a bit of a bounce." His slang was fluent but
+puzzling. He was explaining why he and his fellow aviators flew at a
+certain height on raids. "You see," he said, "the Hun can't get his hate
+up as far as that."</p>
+
+<p>The bombing machines of the squadron were huge, powerful planes, but
+they all had pet names painted upon them such as "Bessie" and "Baby" and
+"Winifred" which had been twice to Stuttgart. These English fliers were
+a<a name="page_157" id="page_157"></a> quiet, reticent crowd who became fearfully embarrassed if anybody
+tried to draw them out on the subject of their exploits. One of them
+went over to an American Red Cross hospital nearby a few days after our
+visit and played bridge with three American doctors there. He had been a
+rather frequent visitor and a keen and eager player, so they were
+somewhat surprised when he told them at nine o'clock that he would have
+to go. He was three francs behind and started to fumble around in his
+pockets to find the change. "Oh, never mind," said one of the doctors.
+"Some other night will do. You'll be over here again pretty soon, I
+hope."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," said the young Englishman, "I'd rather pay up now. Sorry to
+toddle off so early. Beastly nuisance, you know, but I've got to go over
+and bomb Metz to-night."</p>
+
+<p>Much more would be heard of the flying exploits of the English if their
+individual reticence were not combined with a governmental policy of not
+announcing the names of the fliers who bring down enemy planes.
+Unfortunately, the American army seems prepared<a name="page_158" id="page_158"></a> to follow this example.
+One of the high officers in the American air service in France said that
+he did not intend to treat aviators like prima donnas. He added that he
+thought it was a big mistake to advertise aces. However, the Germans
+play up their star airmen in the newspapers and on the moving picture
+screen and it must be admitted that they have not made many mistakes
+from a purely military point of view.</p>
+
+<p>Inevitably, however, the status of the flier is changing. Nobody regrets
+this more than the aviators of France. The French army used to have a
+saying, "all aviators are a little crazy," and nobody believed it so
+thoroughly as the aviators. They took great pride in being unlike other
+people in a war which was all cramped up into schedule. An aviator got
+up when he felt like it and flew when the mood was on. If he felt
+depressed, or unlucky, or out of sorts, he rolled over and went to sleep
+again. Nobody said anything about it. When he fought the battle was a
+duel with an opponent who was also a knight and sportsman although a
+Boche.<a name="page_159" id="page_159"></a></p>
+
+<p>But there was no keeping efficiency out of the air. The German brought
+it there. He discovered that two planes were better than one and three
+even better. He introduced teamwork and the lone French errants of the
+air began to be picked off by groups of Germans who would send one
+machine after another diving down on a single foe. The Flying Circus and
+other aerial teams of the Germans have not only driven chivalry from the
+air, but they have taken a good deal of the joy out of flying. Very
+reluctantly the French have adopted squadron flying and the airman now
+finds himself obeying commands just as if he were an infantryman or an
+artillerist. Even the civilian population has begun to show that it
+realized the change in the status of the aviator. There was, for
+instance, poor Navarre, the finest flier in the army, who was sent to
+prison because he came to Paris on a spree and ran down three gendarmes
+with his racing auto. French aviators cannot see the sense of punishing
+Navarre. I only heard one aviator who had any excuse to offer for the
+civilian authorities.<a name="page_160" id="page_160"></a></p>
+
+<p>"After all," he said, "they showed a little judgment. They did not
+arrest Navarre until he had run down three gendarmes."</p>
+
+<p>Although many men in the army have longer lists of fallen Germans to
+their credit, no Frenchman has ever flown with the grace and skill of
+Navarre. The great Guynemer was only a fair flier and owed his success
+to his skill as a gunner. But Navarre was master of all the tricks. Upon
+one occasion he bet a companion that he could make a landing on an army
+blanket. The blanket was duly fastened in the middle of the field and
+away flew the aviator. His preliminary calculation was just a bit off
+and at the last minute he nosed sharply down and wrecked the machine.
+But he hit the blanket and won the bet.</p>
+
+<p>Next to Germany, America has done most to take romance out of the air,
+so the Frenchmen say. The American air student attends lectures and
+learns about meteorology and physics. He learns how to take a motor
+apart and put it together again. In fact, he is versed in all the theory
+of flying long before he is allowed to venture in the air. Of course
+this is<a name="page_161" id="page_161"></a> the best system. It would be the system of any nation which had
+the opportunity of taking its time, yet the scholarly approach cannot
+fail to dim adventure a little bit. Launcelot would have been a somewhat
+less dashing knight if he had begun his training in chivalry by learning
+the minimum number of foot pounds necessary to unhorse an opponent or
+the relative resilience of chain mail and armor. Yet not all the
+training in the world can take the stunt spirit out of the young
+American aviator. One who shipped as a passenger with a Frenchman bound
+for a bombing raid, paid for his passage by crawling out along the
+fuselage of the machine to release a bomb which had stuck. But it was a
+little incident back of the lines which gave me the best insight into
+the character of the American aviator. I know a young aviator of
+twenty-five who is already a major and the commander of a squadron. He
+wasn't particularly old for his years, either. I remember he told us
+with great glee how he and another young aviation officer had nailed the
+purser in his cabin one night during the trip across. Yet he could be
+stern upon occasion.<a name="page_162" id="page_162"></a> He was walking along the field one day when he saw
+a plane looping. He was surprised because the French instructor attached
+to the squadron had told them that the type of machine which they were
+using would not do the loop the loop. It didn't have sufficient power,
+he said, nor would it stand the strain.</p>
+
+<p>"It made five loops," said the major in telling the story, "and they
+were dandies, too, as good as I ever saw. I thought it was the
+Frenchman, of course, but I asked somebody and he said, 'No, it's
+Harry.' When he came down I bawled him out. 'You were told not to do
+that, weren't you?' I asked him. He said, 'Yes, sir.' 'Well, what did
+you do it for?' I asked him. 'I guess it was because the Frenchman told
+me it was impossible,' he said. I told him that he would have to turn
+his machine over to another man and that other disciplinary measures
+would be applied. He's in disgrace still and I suppose I've got to keep
+it up for a while. That's all right, good discipline and all that sort
+of thing, you know, but there's one thing I can't take away from him,
+and nobody<a name="page_163" id="page_163"></a> else can. He's the only man in France that ever looped that
+type of machine. He did it. By golly, I envy him, but I don't dare let
+him know it."<a name="page_164" id="page_164"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></a>CHAPTER XIII<br /><br />
+<small>HOSPITALS AND ENGINEERS</small></h2>
+
+<p>S<small>OME</small> of the compliments the mannerly French poured out upon the army
+left the Americans feeling that they didn't quite deserve them. Others
+they could take standing. Well to the front of the second lot were all
+the good words for the medical corps. A leading writer for a big
+Parisian afternoon paper took the first three columns of his first page
+to say with undisguised emotion that the French government not merely
+could, with profit, but should and must pattern after the American Army
+Medical Service.</p>
+
+<p>One good army hospital in France is like another and so let it be the
+New York Post Graduate unit which was picked at random for the purpose
+of a visit. We straggled off the train with two old peasant women whose
+absorbed faces under their peaked white caps<a name="page_165" id="page_165"></a> did not encourage us to
+ask our way of them, and one poilu, bent under the astonishing
+miscellany of the home-going French soldier. He lost his chance to
+escape us by eyeing us with frank if friendly curiosity. Could he direct
+us to the American Army Hospital, we asked, and he wrinkled his weather
+worn nose. No, he hadn't been home since the Americans had come to war,
+but, of course, there was only one building in town big enough and new
+enough to be used by the Americans. If we should turn to the left and
+then to the right and then to the left again we would come to the school
+and there he thought we would find the Americans. We did. To the far end
+of the little town we trudged till we came to a low stone building, gray
+and white, of good stout masonry. We knew it was the American hospital
+because over the arched entrance there hung a "bannière etoilée."</p>
+
+<p>We neared the entrance to the tune of some trumpet blasts, not very well
+played, and we peered from arch to inner court yard just in time to see
+a swarm of khaki-half-clad soldiers running out from barracks. By the
+time they<a name="page_166" id="page_166"></a> reached the mess door they were khaki-clad. The officer who
+came to take us about explained that on Sunday mornings everybody slept
+late and dressed on the way to breakfast and that discipline was better
+on week days. Then he told us that of all the privates in that unit not
+one had ever been a soldier before. They had been picked for medical
+service first and military service at such time as the officers had
+learned enough to teach it to them. I remember later that one of the
+soldiers objected privately to being drilled by a dentist.</p>
+
+<p>Nine-tenths of the men were fresh out of college, the officer told us,
+and half the other tenth were freshmen or sophomores. Many of the
+enlisted men, we were told, had left incomes in the tens of thousands
+and a few in the hundreds of thousands. The enlisted personnel included
+one matinee idol, one young New York dramatic critic, two middling well
+known young authors, a composer of good but saleable music, and a golfer
+who gets two in the national rating.</p>
+
+<p>The wards were not very different from<a name="page_167" id="page_167"></a> those of a New York hospital
+back home, except that they housed a strange mixture of patients. About
+half were American soldiers and the rest were civilians from the country
+round about. The French civilians were convinced that though the
+American doctors might cure them with their marvelous medicines and
+speckless cleanliness they would surely kill them with air. This
+particular base hospital was fulfilling two functions for the civilian
+population. It was seeking to take out adenoids and let in air. A great
+New York specialist was attending to the adenoids and making progress.
+It was not always possible to convince the patient that it would do him
+any good to have his adenoids removed, but if the operation gave the
+kind American doctor any pleasure he was willing to let him go ahead.
+The air campaign was making slower progress. Dislike of air is centuries
+old in France and it has become an instinct with the race. I rode in a
+railroad car with a French aviator on a balmy day of early autumn and
+his first act upon entering the compartment was to close both windows.<a name="page_168" id="page_168"></a>
+Everybody in this part of France has his bed placed inside a closet and
+at night he closes the doors.</p>
+
+<p>Worst of all were the extra precautions against air which the French
+peasants took in case of illness. The young French doctors were at the
+front and the old men who remained always began the treatment of a case
+by advising the patient's relatives to close all the windows and start a
+fire.</p>
+
+<p>At the call of sick babies and old folk of the countryside came
+aristocrats of the New York medical profession whose fees at home would
+have bought the house in which the patient lived. Later, of course, the
+doctors of the hospital will be more rushed by the necessities of the
+soldiers.</p>
+
+<p>"This is hardly more than a germ of what we plan," a doctor explained to
+us. "Do you see those tents?" He pointed across a small field. "Those
+are American engineers and they're going to do nothing for the next few
+months but build additions to this hospital. Every time I go 'way for a
+day I come back to find that they've added a thousand beds to<a name="page_169" id="page_169"></a> the
+capacity we're planning for. We will extend all the way across the
+fields over to that road before they're done with us." He spoke in a
+joyful voice as if nothing in the world was quite so inspiring as a huge
+hospital filled with patients. That was the professional touch. I
+remember the story one of the doctors told us about a young surgeon who
+was sent up to the French front to help handle the cases after a big
+drive. One of his first patients was a German prisoner who had been shot
+just above the elbow and bayoneted in the stomach. The doctor had no
+great trouble with the elbow and he did what he could for the abdominal
+wound.</p>
+
+<p>"I could save that man all right if it wasn't for that bayonet wound,"
+he said to another American doctor close at hand, and then he added in a
+reproachful voice as he pointed to the gash: "That's an awful dangerous
+place to stab a man."</p>
+
+<p>There were no wounded at the hospital at the time of our visit, but some
+of the soldiers in the medical ward were very sick. There was one boy
+there, who has since mended and gone away, whose recovery seemed
+hopeless. The<a name="page_170" id="page_170"></a> doctor in charge saw that something was troubling the
+young soldier and so he came to him and told him that he was aggravating
+his illness by this worry or desire.</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever this thing is, you must tell me," said the doctor.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think I'm going to die?" the boy asked anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I wouldn't say that," the doctor answered a little evasively.</p>
+
+<p>"I knew I was pretty sick," said the boy, catching the evasiveness of
+the doctor's tone, "and if you think I'm going to die and won't ever get
+back home again, there's just one thing I want to ask you to do for me."</p>
+
+<p>"What's that?" said the doctor.</p>
+
+<p>"Couldn't you fix it up for me just once to have ham and eggs and apple
+pie for breakfast?"</p>
+
+<p>The most important thing in the case of all the sick men was to keep
+them from brooding about home. The doctors made a point of getting
+around and talking to the patients to cheer them up. One of them
+complained of homesickness.<a name="page_171" id="page_171"></a></p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the doctor, "I suppose we all have people back there that we
+miss."</p>
+
+<p>"You can just bet I do," said the sick soldier, "I've got the finest
+wife in the world in Des Moines and two children and a Ford."</p>
+
+<p>The health of the staff was excellent, but sometimes they felt homesick,
+too. The enlisted men gave a show the night I was at the hospital and
+during the course of the performance everybody wept or at least got
+moist eyed because the play was about New York. It was laid in a year as
+nameless as the place where the hospital is located. All the program
+said was: "The bachelor apartments of Schuyler Van Allen on a fine June
+night a few weeks after the end of the war." Schuyler had just come back
+from Europe and he found his apartment with everything just as it was on
+the night he had sailed for France. There was the daily paper he had
+left behind with the date May 8, 1917, and he looked at the old sheet
+and mused as he read some of the headlines:</p>
+
+<p>"Kaiser Calls on Troops to Stand Firm," read Schuyler. "The Kaiser," he
+said to himself,<a name="page_172" id="page_172"></a> and then he added: "I wonder whatever became of him."</p>
+
+<p>The audience laughed at that, but in a moment the doctors and the nurses
+and the patients who weren't sick enough to stay in bed wept. It was all
+because Schuyler looked out of the window and said to his friend: "Oh,
+it's great to be on Fifth Avenue again. I want to see it in every light
+and at every hour of the day. It was fairly blazing tonight with the
+same old hurrying crowd jamming the traffic at Forty-second Street and
+the same old mob pushing and shoving its way into the Grand Central
+subway station." The mention of the subway was too much for the
+audience. By this time the nurse who sat in front of me was dabbing
+violently at her eyes with her pocket handkerchief. She was breaking my
+heart and I leaned forward and asked: "What part of New York do you come
+from?"</p>
+
+<p>"I wasn't ever in New York," she said. "I come from Lima, Ohio."</p>
+
+<p>Like the medical corps, the engineers were peculiarly American and
+peculiarly efficient as well. We first came upon them when we<a name="page_173" id="page_173"></a> saw a
+tall, stringy man looking out of the window of a little locomotive which
+pulled a train up to a point at the French front. We thought he was an
+American because his jaws were moving back and forth slowly and
+meditatively. Inquiry brought confirmation.</p>
+
+<p>"Sure, I'm an American," said the man in the blue jumpers. "I guess I've
+kicked a hobo off the train for every telegraph pole back on the old
+Rock Island, but this is the toughest railroading job I've struck yet."</p>
+
+<p>The man in the locomotive was a member of an American regiment of
+railroad engineers which had taken over an important military road. They
+had the honor to be the first American troops at the French front who
+came under fire. The engineers were willing to admit that while washouts
+and spreading rails were old stories to them, they did get a bit of a
+thrill the first time they found their tracks torn up by shellfire. But
+the aeroplanes were worse.</p>
+
+<p>"One night," said our friend the engineer, "there was one of those
+flying machines just followed along with us and every time we fired<a name="page_174" id="page_174"></a> the
+engine and the sparks flew up she'd drop a bomb on us or shoot at us
+with her machine gun. We tried to hit it up a bit, but she kept right up
+with us. They didn't hit us, but once they got so rough we just slowed
+down and laid under the engine for a spell until they decided to quit
+picking on us."</p>
+
+<p>This regiment of railroad engineers was the huskiest outfit I saw in
+France. It was carefully selected from the railroads running into
+Chicago. Of the men originally selected only about one-seventh were
+taken because the railroads found so many men who were eager to go. One
+company boasted one hundred and twenty-five six-footers and all were
+two-fisted fighters. The discipline of the regiment, of course, was not
+that of an infantry unit. I watched an animated discussion between a
+captain and his men as to where some material should be placed when the
+regiment first moved into a new camp.</p>
+
+<p>"You've got the wrong dope about that, Bill," said a private to his
+captain very earnestly. The officer looked at him severely.</p>
+
+<p>"I've told you before about this discipline<a name="page_175" id="page_175"></a> business, Harry," he said.
+"Any time you want to kick about my orders you call me mister." It is
+hard for a railroad man to realize that a couple of silver bars have
+changed a yardmaster into a captain.</p>
+
+<p>The regiment set great store by the number thirteen. It was put into
+service on a Friday the thirteenth and it left its American base in two
+sections of thirteen cars each. The locomotives' headlight numbers each
+totaled thirteen and the thirteenth of a month found the regiment
+arriving at its European port of entry. The thirteenth of the next month
+found the regiment starting for its French base and when the camp was
+reached a group of interpreters was waiting.</p>
+
+<p>"How many are you?" asked the colonel.</p>
+
+<p>"Myself and twelve companions," replied one of the Frenchmen.</p>
+
+<p>The regiment will never forget the first night at its French base. It
+arrived at midnight but crowds thronged the darkened streets and gave
+the big Americans an enthusiastic greeting, although it was forbidden to
+talk above undertones. Since they could not hurrah<a name="page_176" id="page_176"></a> for the soldiers,
+the villagers hugged them, and from black windows roses were pelted on
+shadowy figures who tramped up the street to the low rumble of a muffled
+band.</p>
+
+<p>"Great people, these French, so demonstrative," said a captain, who was
+once a trainmaster in a Texas town.</p>
+
+<p>"I was in the theater the other night," he said, "and a couple of
+performers on the stage started to sing 'Madelon.' Well, I'd heard it
+before and I knew the chorus, so when they got that far along I joined
+in. Well, there was a young girl sitting next me and when she saw that I
+knew the song she just threw her arms around my neck and kissed me.</p>
+
+<p>"And now," said the captain, "everybody in the regiment's after me to
+teach 'em that song."<a name="page_177" id="page_177"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></a>CHAPTER XIV<br /><br />
+<small>WE VISIT THE FRENCH ARMY</small></h2>
+
+<p>"The Germans haven't thrown a single shell into Rheims today," said our
+conducting officer apologetically. "Yesterday," he continued more
+cheerfully, "they sent more than five hundred big ones and they wounded
+two of my officers."</p>
+
+<p>We left the little inn at the fringe of the town and rode into the
+square in front of the cathedral. At the door the officer turned us over
+to the curator. The old man led us up the aisle to a point not far from
+the altar. Here he stopped, and pointing to a great shell hole in the
+floor said: "On this spot in the year 496 Clovis, the King of the
+Franks, was baptized by the blessed St. Remi with oil which was brought
+from heaven in a holy flask by a dove."</p>
+
+<p>Something flew over the cathedral just then, but we knew it was not a
+dove. It whistled<a name="page_178" id="page_178"></a> like a strong wind, and presently the shop of a
+confectioner some ten blocks away folded up with a ripping, smashing
+sound. Clovis, with his fourteen centuries wrapped about him, was safe
+enough. He had quit the spot in time. But a younger man ducked. The old
+guide did not even look up.</p>
+
+<p>"The first stone of the present cathedral was laid in May, 1212, by the
+Archbishop Alberic de Humbert," he said.</p>
+
+<p>Another big shell tore the sky, and this time the smash was nearer. It
+seemed certainly no more than nine blocks away. The young man began to
+calculate. He figured that he was seven centuries down, while the
+Germans had nine blocks to go. That was something, but the guide failed
+to keep up his pace through the centuries. There were no more happy
+hiatuses.</p>
+
+<p>"Scholars dispute," he continued, "as to who was the architect of the
+cathedral. Some say it was designed by Robert de Coucy; others name
+Bernard de Soissons, but certain authorities hold to Gauthier de Reims
+and Jean d'Orbais." Two more shells crossed the cathedral.<a name="page_179" id="page_179"></a> The
+controversy seemed regrettable and the young man shifted constantly from
+foot to foot. He appeared to feel that there was less chance of being
+hit if he were on the wing, so to speak.</p>
+
+<p>"One or two have named Jean Loups," said the guide, but he shook his
+head even as he mentioned him. It was evident that he had no patience
+with Loups or his backers. Indeed, the heresy threw him off his stride,
+and the next smash which came during the lull was more significant than
+any of the others. The crash was the peculiarly disagreeable one which
+occurs when a large shell strikes a small hardware store. Even the guide
+noticed this shell. It reminded him of the war.</p>
+
+<p>"Since April," he said, "the Germans have been bombarding Rheims with
+naval guns. All the shells which they fire now are .320 or larger. They
+fire about 150 shells a day at the city, mostly in the afternoon, and
+they usually aim at the cathedral or some place near by."</p>
+
+<p>The young man noted by his watch that it was just half-past one.<a name="page_180" id="page_180"></a></p>
+
+<p>"A week ago the Germans fired a .320 shell through the roof, but it did
+not explode. I will show it to you, but first I must ask you to touch
+nothing, not even a piece of glass, for we want to put everything back
+again that we can after the war."</p>
+
+<p>On the floor there was evidence that some patient hand had made a
+beginning of seeking to fit together in proper sequence all the
+available tiny glass fragments from the shattered rose windows. It was a
+pitiful jigsaw puzzle, which would not work. The curator stepped briskly
+up the nave, and at the end of a hundred paces he stopped.</p>
+
+<p>"This is the most dangerous portion of the cathedral," he explained.
+"Most of the big shells have come in here." And he pointed to three
+great holes in the ceiling. Then he showed us the monstrous shell which
+had not exploded and the fragments of others which had. Down toward the
+west end of town fresh fragments were being made. Each hole in the
+cathedral roof sounded a different note as the shells raced overhead.
+But the old curator was musing again. He had forgotten the war, even<a name="page_181" id="page_181"></a>
+though the smashed and twisted bits of iron and stone from yesterday's
+clean hit lay at his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"The first stone of the present cathedral was laid in May, 1212, by the
+Archbishop Alberic de Humbert," he said. "Alberic gave all the money he
+could gather and the chapter presented its treasury, and all about the
+clergy appealed for funds in the name of God. Kings of France and mighty
+lords made contributions, and each year there was a great pilgrimage,
+headed by the image of the Blessed Virgin, through all the villages. And
+the building grew and sculptors from all parts of France came and
+embellished it and in 1430 it was finished. You see, gentlemen," he
+said, "it took more than two hundred years to build our cathedral."</p>
+
+<p>We left the cathedral then and paused for a minute in the square before
+the statue of Jeanne d'Arc, who brought her king to Rheims and had him
+crowned. In some parts of France devout persons speak of the Jeanne
+statue in Rheims as a miracle because, although the cathedral has been
+scarred and shattered<a name="page_182" id="page_182"></a> and every building round the square badly
+damaged, the statue of Jeanne is untouched. I looked closely and found
+the miracle was not perfect. A tiny bit of the scabbard of Jeanne had
+been snipped off by a flying shrapnel fragment, but the sword of Jeanne,
+which is raised high above her head, has not a nick in it.</p>
+
+<p>Crossing the square we went into the office of <i>L'Eclaireur de l'Est</i>.
+This daily newspaper has no humorous column, no editorials, no sporting
+page and no dramatic reviews, and yet is probably the most difficult
+journal in the world to edit. The chief reportorial task of the staff of
+<i>L'Eclaireur</i> is to count the number of shells which fall into the city
+each day. That doesn't sound hard. The reporter can hear them all from
+his desk and many he can see, for the cathedral just across the street
+is still the favorite target of the Germans. Sometimes the reporter does
+not have to look so far. The office of <i>L'Eclaireur</i> has been hit eleven
+times during the bombardment and three members of the staff have been
+killed. One big shell fell in the composing<a name="page_183" id="page_183"></a> room and so now the paper
+is set by hand. It is a single sheet and the circulation is limited to
+the three or four thousand civilians, who have stuck to Rheims
+throughout the bombardment. One of the few who remain is a man who keeps
+a picture postcard shop in a building next door to the newspaper office.
+His roof has been knocked down about his head and his business is hardly
+thriving. I asked him why he remained.</p>
+
+<p>"I started to go away several months ago after one day when they put
+some gas shells into the town," he said. "The very next morning I put
+all my things into a cart and started up that street there. I had gone
+just about to the third street when a shell hit the house behind me. It
+killed my horse and wrecked the wagon and so I picked up my things and
+came back. It seemed to me I wasn't meant to go away from Rheims."</p>
+
+<p>The shelling increased in violence before we left the office of
+<i>L'Eclaireur</i>. One shell was certainly not more than a hundred and fifty
+yards away, but the work went on without interruption. The printers who
+were setting ads<a name="page_184" id="page_184"></a> never looked up. Mostly these advertisements were of
+houses in Rheims which were renting lower than ever before. If there was
+anyone in the visiting party who felt uncomfortable he was unwilling to
+show it, for just outside the door of the newspaper office there sat an
+old lady with a lapful of fancy work. A shell came from over the hills
+and, in the seconds while it whistled and then smashed, the old lady
+threaded her needle.</p>
+
+<p>A day later, when some of us were willing to confess that of all
+miserable sounds the whistling of a shell was the meanest, we found a
+curious kink in the brain of everyone. It was the universal experience
+that the slightest bit of cover, however inadequate, gave a sense of
+safety out of all proportion to its utility. Thus we all felt much more
+uncomfortable in the square than when we stood in the composing room of
+the newspaper which was shielded by the remains of a glass skylight. The
+same curious psychological twist can be found among soldiers at the
+front. Again and again men will be found taking apparent comfort in<a name="page_185" id="page_185"></a> the
+fact that half an inch of tin roof protects them from the shells of the
+Germans.</p>
+
+<p>One is always taken from the cathedral of Rheims to the wine cellars.
+The children of darkness are invariably wiser than the children of light
+and the champagne merchants have not suffered as the churchmen have.
+Their business places have been knocked about their heads, but their
+treasures are underground deep enough to defy the biggest shells. In the
+cellar of a single company which we visited there were 12,000,000 quarts
+of wine. Even the German invasion at the beginning of the war failed to
+deplete this stock. Hundreds of people live in these cellars, which are
+laid out in avenues and streets. We came first to New York, a street
+with tier upon tier of wine bottles; then to Boston, then to Buenos
+Ayres, then to Montreal. One of the visitors explained that the street
+named New York contained the wine destined to be shipped to that city,
+while Buenos Ayres contained the consignment for the Argentine capital,
+and so on. We nodded acceptance of the theory, but<a name="page_186" id="page_186"></a> the next wine-laden
+street was called Carnot and the next was Jeanne d'Arc.</p>
+
+<p>From the cellars we made a journey to a battery of French .75's. It was
+a peaceful military station, for so well were the guns concealed that
+they seemed exempt from German fire, in spite of the fact that they had
+been in place for half a year. The men sat about underground playing
+cards and reading newspapers, but the commander of the battery was
+unwilling that we should go with such a peaceful impression of his guns.
+He brought his men to action with a word or two and sent six shells
+sailing at the German first line trenches for our benefit. We left, half
+deafened, but delighted.</p>
+
+<p>No child could be more eager to show a toy than is a French officer to
+let a visitor see in some small fashion how the war wags. We went from
+the battery to a first line trench. It was slow work down miles and
+miles of camouflaged road to the communicating trench, and all along the
+line we were stopped by kindly Frenchmen, who wanted us to see how their
+dugouts were decorated or the nature of their<a name="page_187" id="page_187"></a> dining room or the first
+aid dressing station or any little detail of the war with which they
+were directly concerned. Much can be done with a dugout when a few back
+numbers of <i>La Vie Parisienne</i> are available. Still, this scheme of
+decoration may be carried too far. I will never forget the face of a Y.
+M. C. A. man who joined us at a French officers' mess one day. It was a
+low ceilinged room, with pine walls, but not an inch of wall was
+visible, for a complete papering of <i>La Vie Parisienne</i> pictures had
+been provided. Among the ladies thus drafted for decorative purposes
+there was perhaps chiffon enough to make a single arm brassard.</p>
+
+<p>Trenches, save in the very active sectors, give the visitor a sense of
+security. Open places are the ones which try the nerves of civilians,
+and it was pleasant to walk with a wall of earth on either hand, even if
+some of us did have to stoop a bit. From the point where we entered the
+communication trench to the front line was probably not more than half a
+mile as the crow flies&mdash;if, indeed, he is foolish enough to travel over
+trenches&mdash;but the sunken<a name="page_188" id="page_188"></a> pathway turned and twisted to such an extent
+that it must have been two miles before we struck even the third line.
+Here we were held while ever so many dugouts and kitchens and gas alarm
+stations and telephones were exhibited for us. They were all included in
+the routine of war, but of a sudden romance popped up from underground.
+The conducting officer paused at the entrance of a passage. "Another
+dugout" we thought.</p>
+
+<p>"Bring them up!" said the officer to a soldier, and the poilu scrambled
+down the steps and came up with a bird cage containing two birds.</p>
+
+<p>"These are the last resort," explained the officer. "We send messages
+from the trenches by telephone, if we can. If the wires are destroyed we
+use flashes from a light, but if that station is also broken and we must
+have help the birds are freed."</p>
+
+<p>Neither pigeon seemed in the least puffed up over the responsibility
+which rested upon him.</p>
+
+<p>The German trenches were just 400 yards away from the first lines of the
+French. It<a name="page_189" id="page_189"></a> was possible to see them by peering over the rim of the
+trench, but we quickly ducked down again. Presently we grew less
+cautious, and one or two tried to stare the Germans out of countenance.
+If they could see that strangers were peeping at them they paid no
+attention.</p>
+
+<p>The French officer in charge seemed embarrassed. He explained that it
+was an exceptionally quiet day. Only the day before the Germans had been
+active with trench mortars, and he couldn't understand why they were
+sulking now. Possibly the bombardment from the French .75's, which had
+been going on all day, had softened them a bit. He looked about the
+trench dejectedly. The soldiers of the front line were playing cards,
+eating soup or modeling little grotesque figures out of the soft rock
+which lined the walls of the trenches. He called sharply to a soldier,
+who fetched a box of rifle grenades out of a cubbyhole and sent half a
+dozen, one after the other, spinning at the German lines. Probably they
+fell short, or perhaps the Germans were simply sullen. At any rate, they
+paid no attention. They<a name="page_190" id="page_190"></a> were not disposed into being prodded to show
+off for American visitors.</p>
+
+<p>The officer suddenly thought up a method to retrieve the lost reputation
+of his trench. If we could only stay until dark he would send us all out
+on a patroling party right up to the wire in front of the German first
+line. We declined, and made some little haste to leave this ever so
+obliging officer. In another moment we feared he would organize an
+exhibition offensive for our benefit and reserve us places in the first
+wave.</p>
+
+<p>If things were quiet on the ground there was plenty of activity aloft.
+It was a clear day, and both sides had big sausage balloons up for
+observation. Once a German plane tried to attack a French sausage, but
+it was driven off, and all day long the Germans sought without success
+to wing the balloon with one of their long range guns. In that
+particular sector on that particular day the French unquestionably had
+the mastery of the air. We saw four of their 'planes in the air to every
+one German, and once a fleet of five cruised over the German lines. The
+Boche opened on them with<a name="page_191" id="page_191"></a> shrapnel. It was a clear day, without a
+breath of wind, and the white puffs clung to the sky at the point where
+they broke. Presently the French planes swooped much lower, and the
+Germans opened on them with machine guns. Somebody has said that machine
+gun fire sounds as if a crazy carpenter was shingling a roof, and
+somebody else has compared the noise to a typewriter being operated in
+an upper room, but it is still more like a riveting machine. It has a
+business-like, methodical sound to me. To my ear there is no malice in a
+machine gun, but then I have never heard it from an aeroplane.</p>
+
+<p>The officer in charge accompanied us to the end of the communicating
+trench.</p>
+
+<p>"Where are you going?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>We told him that we were going directly to Paris.</p>
+
+<p>"Have a good time," he said, "but leave one dinner and one drink for
+me."</p>
+
+<p>"You are going to Paris?" we asked.</p>
+
+<p>He looked over toward the German wire and smiled a little. "I may," he
+said.<a name="page_192" id="page_192"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></a>CHAPTER XV<br /><br />
+<small>VERDUN</small></h2>
+
+<p>F<small>ROM</small> the hills around Verdun we saw the earth as it must have looked on
+perhaps the fourth day of creation week. It was all frowsy mud and
+slime. Man was down deep in the dust from which he will spring again
+some day. There was not even a foothold for poppies on the hills around
+Verdun, for mingled with the old earth scars were fresh ones, and there
+will be more tomorrow.</p>
+
+<p>The Germans have been pushed back of the edges of the bowl in which
+Verdun lies, and now their only eyes are aeroplanes. Big naval guns are
+required to reach the city itself, but the Germans are not content to
+leave the battered town alone. They bang away at ruins and kick a city
+which is down. They fire, too, at the citadel, but do no more than
+scratch the top of this great underground fortress.</p>
+
+<p>Our guide and mentor at Verdun was a distinguished<a name="page_193" id="page_193"></a> colonel, very
+learned in military tactics and familiar with every phase of the various
+Verdun campaigns. The extent of his information was borne home to us the
+first day of the trip, for he stood the party on top of Fort Souville
+and carried on a technical talk in French for more than half an hour,
+while German shells, breaking a few hundred yards away, sought in vain
+to interrupt him.</p>
+
+<p>From the top of Souville it was possible to see gun flashes and to spy,
+now and again, aeroplanes which darted back and forth all day, but not a
+soldier of either side was to be seen through the strongest glasses. On
+no front have men dug in so deeply as at Verdun. They have good reason
+to snuggle into the earth, for the French have a story that one of their
+projectiles killed men in a dugout seventy-five feet below the surface.
+They thought that this terrific penetration must have been due to the
+fact that the shell hit fairly upon a crack in the concrete and wedged
+its way through.</p>
+
+<p>Barring plumbing, which is always an after thought in France, the French
+make the underground<a name="page_194" id="page_194"></a> dwellings of the soldiers moderately comfortable.
+There are ventilating plants and electric lights, and in the citadel a
+motion picture theater. In one underground stronghold we found the
+telephone central for all the various positions around Verdun. We
+wondered whether or not he was ever obliged to report, "Your party
+doesn't answer."</p>
+
+<p>We traveled far underground, and at last the colonel brought us out
+again near the high, bare spot where the automobiles had been left. As
+we walked down the road there was a particularly vicious bang some place
+to our left.</p>
+
+<p>"That wasn't very far away," said the colonel.</p>
+
+<p>This was the first shell which had stirred him to interest or attention.
+Presently there came another bang, and this seemed just as loud. The
+colonel paused thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe one of their aeroplanes has seen us and spotted us for the
+artillery," he said. "Tell the chauffeurs to turn the cars around at
+once, and we'll go."</p>
+
+<p>The chauffeurs turned the cars with commendable<a name="page_195" id="page_195"></a> alacrity and the
+colonel walked slowly toward them. But his roving glance rested for an
+instant upon a little ridge across the valley to his left which brought
+memories to his mind and he stopped in the middle of the road and began:
+"In the Spring of 1915&mdash;&mdash;" On and on he went in his beautiful French
+and described some small affair which might have influenced the entire
+subsequent course of events. It seemed that if the Germans had varied
+their plan a little the French defensive scheme would have been upset
+and all sorts of things would have happened. At the end of twenty
+minutes he had done full justice to the subject and then he recollected.</p>
+
+<p>"We'd better go now," he said, "the Germans may have spotted us."</p>
+
+<p>We messed with the French officers in the citadel that night and found
+that they were ready to converse on almost any subject but the war.
+Literature was their favorite topic. Although the colonel spoke no
+English, he was familiar with much American literature in translation.
+Poe he knew well, and he had read a few things of Mark Twain's.
+Somebody<a name="page_196" id="page_196"></a> mentioned William James, and a captain quoted at length from
+an essay called "A Moral Equivalent for War." The lieutenant on my right
+wanted to know whether Americans still read Walt Whitman, and I wondered
+whether the same familiarity with French literature would be encountered
+in any American mess. This little lieutenant had been a professor or
+instructor some place or other when the war began and had several
+poetical dramas in verse to his credit. He had written a play called
+"Dionysius" in rhymed couplets. At the beginning of the war he had
+enlisted as a private and had seen much hard service, which had brought
+him two wounds, a medal and a commission. He hoped ardently to survive
+the war, for he felt that he could write ever so much better because he
+had been thrown into close relationship with peasants and laborers. He
+found their talk meaty, and at times rich in poetry. One day, he
+remembered, his regiment had marched along a country road in a fine
+spring dawn. His comrade to the right, a Parisian peddler, remarked as
+they passed a gleaming forest: "There is a<a name="page_197" id="page_197"></a> wood where God has slept."
+The little lieutenant said that if he had the luck to live through the
+war he was going to write plays without a thought of the Greeks and
+their mythology. He hoped, if he should live, to write for the many as
+well as the few. I wondered to myself just what sort of plays one of our
+American highbrows would write if he served a campaign with the 69th or
+drove an army mule.</p>
+
+<p>The French army tries to let the men at the front live a little better
+than elsewhere if it is possible to get the food up to them. In the
+citadel at Verdun the men dine in style now that the incoming roads are
+pretty much immune from shell fire. Our luncheon with the officers on
+the night of the twenty-fifth of September, for instance, consisted of
+hors d'&oelig;uvres, omelette aux fines herbes, bifsteck, pommes
+parmentier, confitures, dessert, café, champagne and pinard. And for
+dinner we had potage vermicelli, &oelig;fs bechamel, jambon aux epinards,
+chouxfleur au jus, duchesse chocolat, fruits, dessert, café and, of
+course, champagne and pinard.<a name="page_198" id="page_198"></a></p>
+
+<p>We spent the night in the citadel and a little after midnight the German
+planes came over. They bombed the town and dropped a few missiles on the
+citadel, but they did no more than dent the roof a bit. Our rooms were
+almost fifty meters underground and the bombs sounded little louder than
+heavy rain on the roof. Certainly they did not disturb the Frenchman
+just down the hall. His snores were ever so much louder than the German
+bombs.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of our second day we crossed the Meuse and drove down
+heavily camouflaged roads to Charny. Five hundred yards away a French
+battery was under heavy bombardment from big German guns. We could see
+the earth fly up from hits close to the gun emplacements. Five hundred
+yards away men were being killed and wounded, but the soldiers in Charny
+loafed about and smoked and chatted and paid no attention. This
+bombardment was not in their lives at all. The men of the battery might
+have been the folk who walk upside down on the other side of the earth.<a name="page_199" id="page_199"></a></p>
+
+<p>"The last time I came to Charny," said the Colonel, "I had to get in a
+dugout and stay five hours because the Germans bombarded it so hard.</p>
+
+<p>"But that was in the afternoon," he reassured us; "the Germans never
+bombard Charny in the morning."</p>
+
+<p>We stood and watched the two sheets of fire poured upon the battery
+until somebody called attention to the fact that it was almost noon and
+we returned to the citadel. And at two o'clock that afternoon we stood
+on a hilltop overlooking the valley and sure enough the Germans were
+giving Charny its daily strafe. Shells were bursting all around the
+peaceful road we had traveled in the morning. Probably by now the men in
+the battery were idling about and taking their ease. After all there is
+something to be said for a foe who plays a system.<a name="page_200" id="page_200"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVI" id="CHAPTER_XVI"></a>CHAPTER XVI<br /><br />
+<small>WE VISIT THE BRITISH ARMY</small></h2>
+
+<p>H<small>E</small> was twenty-six and a major, but he was three years old in the big
+war, and that is the only age which counts today in the British army.
+The little major was the first man I ever met who professed a genuine
+enthusiasm for war. It had found him a black sheep in the most remote
+region of a big British colony and had tossed him into command of
+himself and of others. Utterly useless in the pursuit of peace, war had
+proved a sufficiently compelling schoolmaster to induce the study of
+many complicated mechanical problems, of subtler ones of psychology, not
+to mention two languages. It is true that his German was limited to
+"Throw up your hands" and "Come out or we'll bomb you," but he could
+carry on a friendly and fairly extensive conversation in French. The
+tuition fee was two wounds.<a name="page_201" id="page_201"></a></p>
+
+<p>He was a fine, fair sample of the slashing, swanking British army which
+backs its boasts with battalions and makes its light words good with
+heavy guns. We rode together in a train for several hours on the way to
+the British front and when I told him I was a newspaper man he was eager
+to tell me something of what the British army had done, was doing and
+would do.</p>
+
+<p>"If they'd cut out wire and trenches and machine guns and general
+staffs," said the little major, "we'd win in two months." Without these
+concessions he did not expect to see the end for at least a year.
+However, he was concerned for the most part with more concrete things
+than predictions, and I'd best let him wander on as he did that
+afternoon with no interruption save an occasional question. He was
+returning to the front after being wounded. There had been boating and
+swimming and tennis and "a deuced pretty girl" down there at the resort
+where he had been recuperating, and yet he was glad to be back.</p>
+
+<p>"You see," the little major explained, "I have been in all the shows
+from the beginning<a name="page_202" id="page_202"></a> and I'd feel pretty rotten if they were to pull
+anything off without me. The C.O. wants me back. I have a letter here
+from him. He tells me to take all the time I need, but to get back as
+soon as I can. The C.O. and I have been together from the beginning. It
+isn't that the new fellow isn't all right. Quite likely he's a better
+officer than I am, but the C.O. wants the old fellows that he's seen in
+other shows and knows all about. That's why I want to get back. I want
+to see what the new fellow's doing with my men."</p>
+
+<p>He limped a little still, and I pressed him to tell me about his wound.
+It seemed he got it in "the April show."</p>
+
+<p>"There was a bit of luck about that," he said. "I happened to take my
+Webley with me when we went over, as well as my cane. They've got a
+silly rule now that officers mustn't carry canes in an attack and that
+they must wear Tommies' tunics, so the Fritzies can't spot them. They
+say we lose too many officers because they expose themselves. Nobody
+pays much attention to that rule. You won't find many officers in
+Tommies' tunics,<a name="page_203" id="page_203"></a> but you will find 'em out in front with their canes.</p>
+
+<p>"And there's sense to it. I've always said that I wouldn't ask my men to
+go any place I wasn't willing to go and to go first. 'Come on,' that's
+what we say in the British army. The Germans drive their men from
+behind. Some of their officers are very brave, you know, but that's the
+system. I remember in one show we were stuck at the third line of barbed
+wire. The guns hadn't touched it, but it wasn't their fault. There was a
+German officer there, and he stood up on the parapet, and directed the
+machine gun fire. He'd point every place we were a little thick and then
+they'd let us have it. We got him, though. I got a machine gunner on
+him. Just peppered him. He was a mighty brave officer."</p>
+
+<p>I reminded the little major that I wanted to hear about his wound.</p>
+
+<p>"We were coming through a German trench that had been pretty well
+cleaned out, but close up against the back there was a soldier hiding.
+When I came by he cut at me with his bayonet. He only got me in the
+fleshy part of my<a name="page_204" id="page_204"></a> leg, and I turned and let him have it with my Webley.
+Blew the top of his head right off. Silly ass, wasn't he? Must have
+known he'd be killed."</p>
+
+<p>I asked him if his wound hurt, and he said no, and that he was able to
+walk back, and felt quite chipper until the last mile.</p>
+
+<p>"The first thing a wounded man wants to do," he explained, "is to get
+away. If he's been hit he gets a sudden crazy fear that he's going to
+get it again. Most wounds don't hurt much, and as soon as a man's out of
+fire and puts a cigarette in his mouth he cheers up. He's at his best if
+it's a blighty hit."</p>
+
+<p>Here I was forced to interrupt for information.</p>
+
+<p>"A blighty hit! Don't you know what that is? It's from the song they
+sing now, 'Carry Me Back to Blighty.' Blighty's England. I think it's a
+Hindustani word that means home, but I won't be sure about that. Anyhow,
+a blighty hit's not bad enough to keep you in France, but bad enough to
+send you to England. Those are the slow injuries that aren't so very
+dangerous.<a name="page_205" id="page_205"></a></p>
+
+<p>"Next to getting to Blighty a fellow wants a cigarette. I never saw a
+man hit so bad he couldn't smoke. I saw a British 'plane coming down one
+day and the tail of it was red. The Germans fix up their machines like
+that, but I knew this wasn't paint on a British plane. He made a tiptop
+landing, and when he got out we saw part of his shoulder was shot away
+and he had a hole in the top of his head. 'That was a close call,' he
+said, and he took out a cigarette, lighted it and took two puffs. Then
+he keeled over."</p>
+
+<p>The little major and I got out to stretch our legs at a station
+platform, and I noticed that salutes were punctiliously given and
+returned. "I suppose," I said, quoting a bit of misinformation somebody
+had supplied, "that out at the front all this saluting is cut out."</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," said the little major sternly. "Somebody told that to the
+last batch of recruits that was sent over, but we taught 'em better
+soon. They don't get the lay of it quite. It isn't me they salute; it's
+the King's uniform. Of course, I don't expect a man to salute if I pass
+him in a trench; but if he's<a name="page_206" id="page_206"></a> smoking a cigarette I expect him to throw
+it away and I expect him to straighten up.</p>
+
+<p>"You've got to let up on some things, of course. There's shaving now. I
+expect my men to shave every day when they're not in the line, but you
+can't expect that in the trenches. Naturally, I shave myself every day
+anyhow, but I'm lenient with the men. I don't insist on their shaving
+more than every other day."</p>
+
+<p>When I got to the château where the visiting correspondents stay I found
+the officers at mess. There were four British officers, a Roumanian
+general, a member of Parliament, a Dutch painter and an American
+newspaperman. As at Verdun the conversation had swung around to
+literature. It all began because somebody said something about Shaw
+having put up at the château when he visited the front.</p>
+
+<p>"Awful ass," said an English officer who had met the playwright out
+there. "He was no end of nuisance for us. Why, when he got out here we
+found he was a vegetarian, and we<a name="page_207" id="page_207"></a> had to chase around and have
+omelettes fixed up for him every day."</p>
+
+<p>"I censored his stuff," said another. "I didn't think much of it, but I
+made almost no changes. Some of it was a little subtle, but I let it get
+by."</p>
+
+<p>"I heard him out here," said a third officer, "and he talked no end of
+rot. He said the Germans had made a botch of destroying towns. He said
+he could have done more damage to Arras with a hammer than the Germans
+did with their shells. Of course, he couldn't begin to do it with a
+hammer, and, anyway, he wouldn't be let. I suppose he never thought of
+that. Then he said that the Germans were doing us a great favor by their
+air raids. He said they were smashing up things that were ugly and
+unsanitary. That's silly. We could pull them down ourselves, you know,
+and, anyhow, in the last raid they hit the postoffice."</p>
+
+<p>"The old boy's got nerve, though," interrupted another officer. "I was
+out at the front with him near Arras and there was some pretty lively
+shelling going on around us. I<a name="page_208" id="page_208"></a> told him to put on his tin hat, but he
+wouldn't do it. I said, 'Those German shell splinters may get you,' and
+he laughed and said if the Germans did anything to him they'd be mighty
+ungrateful, after all he'd done for them. He don't know the Boche."</p>
+
+<p>"He told me," added a British journalist, "'when I want to know about
+war I talk to soldiers.' I asked him: 'Do you mean officers or Tommies?'
+He said that he meant Tommies.</p>
+
+<p>"Now you know how much reliance you can put in what a Tommy says. He'll
+either say what he thinks you want him to say or what he thinks you
+don't want him to say. I told Shaw that, but he paid no attention."</p>
+
+<p>Here the first officer chimed in again. "Well, I stick to what I've said
+right along. I don't see where Shaw's funny. I think he's silly."</p>
+
+<p>The major who sat at the head of the table deftly turned the
+conversation away from literary controversy. "What did you think of
+Conan Doyle?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>Bright and early next morning we started<a name="page_209" id="page_209"></a> out to follow in the footsteps
+of Shaw. We went through country which had been shocked and shaken by
+both sides in their battles and then dynamited in addition by the
+retreating Germans. I stood in Peronne which the Germans had dynamited
+with the greatest care. They left the town for dead, but against a
+shattered wall was a sign which read, "Regimental cinema tonight at the
+Splinters&mdash;CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN SHANGHAIED." This was first aid. A frozen
+man is rubbed with snow and a town which has suffered German
+frightfulness is regaled with Charlie Chaplin.</p>
+
+<p>Life will come back to that town in time and to others. After all life
+is a rubber band and it will be just as it was only an instant after
+they let go. We turned down the road to Arras and drove between fields
+which had been burned to cinders and trodden into mud by men and guns
+only a few weeks ago. Now the poppies were sweeping all before them.
+Into the trenches they went and over. First line, second line, third
+line, each fell in turn to the redcoats. They were so thick that the
+earth seemed to bleed for its wounds.<a name="page_210" id="page_210"></a></p>
+
+<p>Presently we were in Arras and our officer led us into the cathedral.
+"We won't stay in here long," said the officer. "The Germans drop a
+shell in here every now and then and the next one may bring the rest of
+the walls down. People keep away from here." This indeed seemed a very
+citadel of destruction and loneliness, but as we turned to go we heard a
+mournful noise from an inner room. We investigated and found a Tommy
+practicing on the cornet. He was playing a piece entitled, "Progressive
+Exercises for the Cornet&mdash;Number One." He stood up and saluted.</p>
+
+<p>"Have the Germans bombarded the town at all today?" the captain asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the Tommy. "They bombarded the square out in front here
+this morning."</p>
+
+<p>"Did they get anybody?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir, only a Frenchman, sir," replied the Tommy with stiff
+formality.</p>
+
+<p>"Was there any other activity?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir, there were some aeroplanes over about an hour ago and they
+dropped some<a name="page_211" id="page_211"></a> bombs in there," said the Tommy indicating a street just
+back of the cathedral.</p>
+
+<p>"And what were we doing?" persisted the captain.</p>
+
+<p>"We were trying out some new anti-aircraft ammunition," explained the
+Tommy patiently, "but I don't think it was any good, sir, because most
+of it came down and buried itself over there," and he indicated a spot
+some fifteen or twenty feet from his music room.</p>
+
+<p>The captain could think of no more inquiries just then and the soldier
+quickly folded up his cornet and his music and after saluting with
+decent haste left the cathedral. For the sake of his music he was
+willing to endure shells and bombs and shrapnel fragments but questions
+put him off his stride entirely. He fled, perhaps, to some shell hole
+for solitude.</p>
+
+<p>From the cathedral we went to the town hall. Here again one could not
+but be impressed with the futility of destruction. The Germans have torn
+the building cruelly with their shells and their dynamite, but beauty is
+tough. Dynamite a bakeshop and you have only a mess. Shell a tailor's
+and rubbish is<a name="page_212" id="page_212"></a> left. But it is different when you begin to turn your
+guns against cathedrals and town halls. If a structure is built
+beautifully it will break beautifully. The dynamite has cut fine lines
+in the jagged ruins of the Town Hall. The Germans have smashed
+everything but the soul of the building. They didn't get that. It was
+not for want of trying, but dynamite has its limitations.</p>
+
+<p>We got up to the lines the next day and had a fine view of the opposing
+trench systems for ten or twelve miles. Our box seat was on top of a
+hill just back of Messines ridge. We saw a duel between two aeroplanes,
+the explosion of a munitions dump, and no end of big gun firing but the
+officer who conducted us said that it was a dull morning. Our day on the
+hill was a clear one after three days of low clouds, and all the fliers
+were out in force. Almost two dozen British 'planes were to be seen from
+the hilltop, as well as several captive balloons. Although the English
+'planes flew well over the German lines, they drew no fire, but
+presently the sky began to grow woolly. Little round white patches
+appeared, one against<a name="page_213" id="page_213"></a> the other, cutting the sky into great flannel
+figures. Then we saw above it all a 'plane so high as to be hardly
+visible. Indeed, we should not have seen it but for the telltale
+shrapnel. These were our guns, and this was no friend. Now it was almost
+over our heads. It seemed intent upon attacking one of the British
+captive balloons, which could only stand and wait. The guns were
+snarling now. We were close enough to hear the anger in every shot. The
+shrapnel broke behind, below, above and in front of the aeroplane, but
+on it sailed, untouched, like a glass ball in a Buffalo Bill shooting
+trick.</p>
+
+<p>Yet here was no poor marksmanship, for at ten thousand feet the air
+pilot has forty seconds to dodge each shell. He merely has to watch the
+flash of the gun and then dive or rise or slide to right or left.
+Sometimes, indeed, the shrapnel lays a finger on him, but he whirls away
+out of its grip like a quarterback in a broken field. The guns stopped
+firing, although the German was still above the British lines. Somebody
+was up to tackle him at closer range. Where our 'plane came from<a name="page_214" id="page_214"></a> we did
+not know. The sky was filled all morning with English fliers, but each
+appeared to have definite work in hand, and not one paid the slightest
+attention to the German intruder. This was a special assignment. When we
+caught sight of the English flier he had maneuvered into a position
+behind his German adversary. We caught the flashes from the machine
+guns, but we could hear no sound of the fight above us. The 'planes
+darted forward and back. They were clever little bantams, these, and
+neither was able to put in a finishing blow. Our stolid guiding officer
+was up on his toes now and rooting as if it were some sporting event in
+progress. Looking upward at his comrade, ten thousand feet aloft, he
+cried: "Let him have it!"</p>
+
+<p>The hostile attitude of the spectators or something else discouraged the
+German and he turned and made for his own lines. The Englishman pursued
+him for a time and then gave up the chase. The consensus of opinion was
+that the Briton had won the decision on points.</p>
+
+<p>"They've been making a dead set for our<a name="page_215" id="page_215"></a> balloons all week," said an
+English soldier after the German 'plane had been driven away.</p>
+
+<p>"If they get the balloon does that mean that they get the observer?" I
+asked in my ignorance.</p>
+
+<p>"Lord bless you no," said the soldier. "No danger for 'im, sir. He just
+jumps out with a parachute."</p>
+
+<p>Next we turned our attention to the big gun firing. We could see the
+flash of the guns of both sides and hear the whistle of the shells.
+After the flash one might mark the result if he had a sharp eye. There
+was no trouble in following the progress of one particular British shell
+for an instant after the flash a high column of smoke arose above a town
+which the Germans held. A minute or so later we had our own column for a
+German shell hit one of the many munition dumps scattered about behind
+the British front. Our own hill was pocked with shell holes and the
+tower near which we stood was nibbled nigh to bits and we had a wakeful,
+stimulating feeling that almost any minute something might drop on or<a name="page_216" id="page_216"></a>
+near us. The Tommy with whom we shared the view undeceived us.</p>
+
+<p>"This hill!" he said. "Why there was a time when it was as much as your
+life was worth to stand up here and now the place's nothing but a
+bloomin' Cook's tour resort."</p>
+
+<p>Our last day with the army was spent at the University of Death and
+Destruction where the men from England take their final courses in
+warfare. We began with a class which was having a lesson in defense
+against bombs. A tin can exploded at the feet of a Scotchman and
+peppered his bare legs. Five hundred soldiers roared with laughter, for
+the man in the kilt had flunked his recitation in "Trench Raiding."
+Officially the Scot was dead, for the tin can represented a German bomb.
+They were cramming for war in the big training camp and they played
+roughly. The imitation bombs carried a charge of powder generous enough
+to insure wholesome respect. The Scot, indeed, had to retire to have a
+dressing made.</p>
+
+<p>The trench in which the class was hard at work was perfect in almost
+every detail, save<a name="page_217" id="page_217"></a> that it lacked a back wall. This was removed for the
+sake of the audience. An instructor stood outside and every now and
+again he would toss a bomb at his pupils. He played no favorites. The
+good and the bad scholar each had his chance. In order to pass the
+course the soldier had to show that he knew what to do to meet the bomb
+attack. He might take shelter in the traverse; he might kick the bomb
+far away; or, with a master's degree in view, he might pick up the
+imitation bomb and hurl it far away before it could explode. Speed and
+steady nerves were required for this trick. An explosion might easily
+blow off a finger or two. Yet, after all, it was practice. Later there
+might be other bombs designed for bigger game than fingers.</p>
+
+<p>We followed the students from bombs to bayonets. The men with the cold
+steel were charging into dummies marked with circles to represent spots
+where hits were likely to be vital. It looked for all the world like
+football practice and the men went after the dummies as the tacklers
+used to do at Soldiers' Field of an afternoon when the coach had pinned
+blue<a name="page_218" id="page_218"></a> sweaters and white "Y's" on the straw men. There was the same
+severely serious spirit. In a larger field a big class was having
+instruction in attack. Before them were three lines of trenches
+protected by barbed wire ankle high. At a signal they left their trench
+and darted forward to the next one. Here they paused for a moment and
+then set sail for the second trench. At another signal they were out of
+that and into a third trench. From here they blazed away at some targets
+on the hill representing Germans and consolidated their positions.
+Instructors followed the charge along the road which bordered the
+instruction field. They mingled praise and blame, but ever they shouted
+for speed. "Make this go now," would be the cry, and to a luckless wight
+who had been upset by barbed wire and sent sprawling: "What do you mean
+by lying there, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>It was a New Zealand company which I saw, and in the class were a number
+of Maoris. These were fine, husky men of the type seen in the Hawaiian
+Islands. All played the game hard, but none seemed so imaginatively
+stirred<a name="page_219" id="page_219"></a> by it as the Maoris. They were fairly carried away by the
+enthusiasm of a charge, and left their trenches each time shouting at
+top voice. The capture of the third trench by no means satisfied them.
+They wanted to go on and on. If the officer had not called a halt
+there's no telling but that they might have invaded the next field and
+bayoneted the bombardiers. Over the hill there was a rattle of machine
+guns and beyond that a more scattering volume of musketry. We stopped
+and watched the men at their rifle practice.</p>
+
+<p>"You wouldn't believe it," said the instructor, "but we've got to keep
+hammering it home to men that rifles are meant to shoot with. For a time
+you heard nothing but bayonets. A gun might have been nothing more than
+a pike. Later everything was bombs, and sometimes soldiers just stood
+and waited till the Boches got close, so that they could peg something
+at 'em. But when these men go away they're going to know that the bombs
+and the bayonet are the frill. It's the shooting that counts."</p>
+
+<p>We saw a good deal of the British army during<a name="page_220" id="page_220"></a> our trip but the thing
+which gave me the clearest insight into the fundamental fighting,
+sporting spirit of the army was a story which an officer told me of an
+incident which occurred in the sector where he was stationed. An
+enlisted man and an officer were trapped during a daylight patrol when a
+mist lifted and they had to take shelter in a shell hole. They lay there
+for some hours, and then the soldier endeavored to make a break back for
+his own trenches. No sooner had his head and shoulders appeared above
+the shell hole than a German machine gun pattered away at him. He was
+hit and the officer started to climb up to his assistance.</p>
+
+<p>"No, don't come," said the soldier. "They got me, sir." He put his hand
+up and indicated a wound on the left hand side of his chest. "It was a
+damn good shot," he said.<a name="page_221" id="page_221"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></a>CHAPTER XVII<br /><br />
+<small>BACK FROM PRISON</small></h2>
+
+<p>F<small>RANCE</small> has a better right to fight than any nation in the world because
+she can wage war, even a slow and bitter war, with a gesture. Misery
+does not blind the French to the dramatic. Even the tears and the
+heartache are made to count for France. We saw wounded men come back
+from German prison camps and Lyons made the coming of these wrecked and
+shattered soldiers a pageant. Gray men, grim men, silent men stood up
+and shouted like boys in the bleachers because there was someone there
+to greet them with the right word. There is always somebody in France
+who has that word.</p>
+
+<p>This time it was a lieutenant colonel of artillery. He was a man big as
+Jess Willard and his voice boomed through the station like one of his
+own huge howitzers as he swung his<a name="page_222" id="page_222"></a> arm above his head and said to the
+men from Germany: "I want you all to join with me in a great cry. Open
+your throats as well as your hearts. The cry we want to hear from you is
+one that you want to give because for so long a time you have been
+forbidden to cry 'Vive la France.'" The big man shouted as he said it,
+but this time the howitzer voice was not heard above the roar of other
+voices.</p>
+
+<p>The French soldiers who came back from Germany had been for some little
+time in a recuperation camp in Switzerland. A few were lame, many were
+thin and peaked and almost all were gray, but the Lyonnaise said that
+this was not nearly so bad as the last train load of men from German
+prisons. There were no madmen this time.</p>
+
+<p>The windows of the cars were crowded with faces as the train came slowly
+into the station. There was no shouting until the big man made his
+speech. Some of the returned prisoners waved their hands, but most of
+them greeted the soldiers and the crowds which waited for them with
+formal salutes. A file of soldiers was drawn up along the platform<a name="page_223" id="page_223"></a> and
+outside the station was a squad of cavalry trying to stand just as
+motionless as the infantry. There were horns and trumpets inside the
+station and out and they blew a nipping, rollicking tune as the train
+rolled in. The wounded men, all but a few on stretchers, descended from
+the cars in military order. Lame men with canes hopped and skipped in
+order to keep step with their more nimble comrades.</p>
+
+<p>There was an old woman in black who darted out from the crowd and wanted
+to throw her arms around the neck of a young soldier, but he waved to
+her not to come. You see she still thought of him as a boy, but that had
+been three years ago. He was a marching man now and it would never do to
+break the formation. Group by group they came from the train with a new
+blare of the trumpets for each unit. There were 416 French soldiers,
+thirty-seven French officers and seventeen Belgians. They marched past
+the receiving group of officers and saluted punctiliously, though it was
+a little bit hard because their arms were full of flowers. When they had
+all been gathered in<a name="page_224" id="page_224"></a> the waiting room of the station the big colonel
+made his speech. He did not speak very long because the returned
+soldiers could see out of the corner of their eyes that just across the
+room were big tables with scores of expectant and anticipatory bottles
+of champagne. But there was fizz, too, to the talk of the big colonel. I
+had the speech translated for me afterwards but I guessed that some of
+it was about the Germans, for I caught the phrase "inhuman cruelty."</p>
+
+<p>"You have a right to feel now that you are back on the soil of France
+after all these years of inhuman cruelty that your work is done," said
+the colonel, "but there is still something that you must do. There is
+something that you ought to do. You will tell everybody of the wrongs
+the Germans have inflicted upon you. You will tell exactly what they
+have done and you will thus serve France by increasing the hatred
+between our people and their people."</p>
+
+<p>The soldiers and the crowd cheered then almost as loudly as they did
+later in the great shout of "Vive la France." The gray men, the grim men
+and the silent men were stirred by<a name="page_225" id="page_225"></a> what the colonel said because they
+did and will forever have a quarrel with the German people.</p>
+
+<p>"We are doubly glad to welcome you back to France because our hearts
+have been so cheered by the coming of America," continued the colonel.
+"Victory seems nearer and nearer and vengeance for all the things you
+have endured." It was then that he snatched the great shout of "Vive la
+France" from the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>As the din died down the corks began to pop and men who a little time
+before had not even been sure of a proper ration of water began to gulp
+champagne out of tin cups. The sting of the wine, the excitement and the
+din were too much for one returned prisoner. He had scarcely lifted his
+glass to his lips than he fell over in a heap and there was one more
+weary wanderer to make his return sickabed in a stretcher. But the rest
+marched better as they came out of the station with band tunes blaring
+in their ears and God knows what tunes singing in their hearts as they
+clanked along the cobbles. For they had been dead men and they were back
+in France and there was sun<a name="page_226" id="page_226"></a> in the sky. When they crossed the bridge
+they broke ranks. The old woman in black was there and for just a minute
+the marching man became a boy again.<a name="page_227" id="page_227"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVIII" id="CHAPTER_XVIII"></a>CHAPTER XVIII<br /><br />
+<small>FINISHING TOUCHES</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> American army had begun to find itself when October came round.
+Perhaps it had not yet gained a complete army consciousness, but there
+could be no doubt about company spirit. Chaps who had been civilians
+only a few months before now spoke of "my company" as if they had grown
+up with the outfit. They were also ready to declare loudly and profanely
+in public places that H or L or K or I, as the case might be, was the
+best company in the army. Some were willing to let the remark stand for
+the world.</p>
+
+<p>Too much credit cannot be given to the captains of the first American
+Expeditionary Force. A captain commands more men now than ever before in
+the American army and he has more power. This was particularly true in
+France where many companies had a little <a name="page_228" id="page_228"></a>village to themselves. The
+captain, therefore, was not only a military leader, a father confessor,
+and a gents' furnisher, but also an ambassador to the people of a small
+section of France. The colonels and majors and the rest are the fellows
+who think up things to be done, but it is the captains who do them.</p>
+
+<p>Of course that wasn't the way the junior officers looked at it. A man
+who was a first lieutenant when the army came to France told us: "A
+first lieutenant is supposed to know everything and do everything; a
+captain is supposed to know everything and do nothing, and a major is
+supposed to know nothing and do nothing."</p>
+
+<p>We were delighted early this year when we heard that he had been made a
+major, for we immediately sat down and telegraphed to him: "After what
+you told us this summer, we are sure you will be an excellent major."</p>
+
+<p>By October much of the feeling between the officers of the regular army
+and the reserve had been smoothed out, but it was not like that in the
+early days. Once when a young reserve major was put in command of a
+battalion, a<a name="page_229" id="page_229"></a> regular army captain who was much his senior in years
+observed: "I think there ought to be an army regulation that no reserve
+officer shall be appointed to command a battalion without the consent of
+his parents or guardian." But as the work grew harder and harder many
+little jealousies of the army were simply sweated out. It was easy to do
+that, for the American army woke up, or rather was awakened, every
+morning at five o'clock. There was a Kansas farmer in one company who
+was always up and waiting for the buglers. He said that the schedule of
+the American army always left him at a loss as to what to do with his
+mornings. But for the rest the trumpeters were compelled to blow their
+loudest. Roll call was at five-thirty and this was followed with setting
+up exercises designed to give the men an appetite for the six o'clock
+breakfast. This was almost always a hearty meal. The poilus who began
+the day with a cup of black coffee and a little war bread were amazed to
+see the doughboys start off at daylight with Irish stew, or bacon or ham
+or mush and occasionally eggs in addition to white bread and coffee.<a name="page_230" id="page_230"></a></p>
+
+<p>After breakfast came sick call, at which men who felt unable to drill
+for any reason were obliged to talk it over with the doctor. Those who
+had no ailments went to work vigorously in making up their cots and
+cleaning their quarters. At seven they fell in and marched away to the
+training ground. Mornings were usually devoted to bombing, machine gun
+and automatic rifle practice. A little after eleven the doughboys
+started back to their billets for dinner. This was likely to consist of
+beans and boiled beef or salmon, or there would be a stew again or
+corned beef hash. The most prevalent vegetables were potatoes and canned
+corn. Dinner might also include a pudding, nearly always rice or canned
+fruit. Sometimes there was jam and, of course, coffee and bread were
+abundant.</p>
+
+<p>During the latter part of the training period the home dinner was often
+omitted in favor of a meal prepared at the training ground. The
+afternoon work began a little before two. Rifle practice, drills and
+bayonet work were usually the phases of warfare undertaken at this time
+of day. Labor ceased at four with supper,<a name="page_231" id="page_231"></a> which was much the same sort
+of meal as dinner, at five-thirty. After supper the soldier's time was
+pretty much his own. He could loaf about the town hall and listen to the
+army band play selections from "The Fair Co-ed," "The Prince of Pilsen"
+or any one of a score of comic operas long dead and forgotten by
+everyone but army bandmasters, or he could go to the Y.M.C.A. and read
+or write letters or play checkers or perhaps pool of the sort which is
+possible on a small portable table. He was due back in quarters and in
+bed at nine and he was always asleep at one minute and thirty seconds
+after nine.</p>
+
+<p>The training hours became more crowded, if not longer, as the time drew
+nearer when the American army should go to the front. Everybody was
+anxious that they should make a good showing. Trench problems had to be
+considered and gas and bayonet work which was the phase in which the
+training was lagging somewhat. It was also considered useful that the
+men should have some experience with shell fire before they heard guns
+fired in anger, and so it was arranged that a sham battle should<a name="page_232" id="page_232"></a> take
+place in which the French would fire a barrage over the heads of the
+American troops. The first plan was that the doughboys should advance
+behind this barrage as in actual warfare and attack a system of practice
+trenches. Later it was decided that it was not worth while to risk
+possible casualties, as the men could learn almost as much although held
+four or five hundred yards behind the barrage.</p>
+
+<p>The bombardment began with thirty-six shots to the minute and was
+gradually raised to fifty-two. The doughboys were allowed to sit down to
+watch the show. Our soldiers seemed a bit unfeeling, for not one
+expressed any regret at the destruction of Hindenburg, Ludendorff, and
+Mackensen, although they had spent many a happy afternoon under the
+broiling sun constructing this elaborate trench system. None of the men
+seemed disturbed, either, by the unfamiliar whistling sounds over head.
+All the doughboys wore steel helmets but two were slightly injured by
+small fragments from shells which fell a little short. In both cases the
+wounded man had lowered the protective value of his helmet somewhat by<a name="page_233" id="page_233"></a>
+sitting on it. After the first interest in the show wore off many proved
+their ability to steal naps in spite of the bickering of the big guns.
+The marines, for instance, had marched eighteen miles after rising at
+3:30 in the morning, and although the marine corps is singularly hardy,
+a few made up lost sleep. The patter of the French seventy-fives was no
+more than rain on the roof to these men when they could find sufficient
+cover to sleep unobserved.</p>
+
+<p>The most fortunate soldiers were those who were stationed in a fringe of
+woods which bordered on the big meadow. Here the doughboys did a little
+shooting on their own account when no officers were at hand. In a sudden
+lull of gunfire I heard a voice say: "Shoot it all," and there was a
+rattle of dice in the bottom of a steel helmet.</p>
+
+<p>When the bombardment was at its height a big hawk sailed over the field
+full in the pathway of hundreds of shells. He circled about calmly in
+spite of the shrieking things which whizzed by him and then he turned
+contemptuously and flew away very slowly. Perhaps<a name="page_234" id="page_234"></a> he was disappointed
+because it was only a sham battle.</p>
+
+<p>Of course some of the officers saw the real thing. Many made trips to
+the French front and a few fired some shots at the German lines just to
+set a good precedent. American officers attended all the French
+offensives of the summer as invited guests. Brigadier General George
+Duncan and Lieutenant Colonel Campbell King were cited by the French
+army for the croix de guerre after they had spent some thrilling hours
+at Verdun. The awards were largely complimentary, of course, but the
+American officers saw plenty of action. According to the French officers
+General Duncan was at an advanced observation post when the Germans
+spotted it and began pouring in shell. One fragment hit the General's
+hat and the colonel in charge advised him that it would be well to move
+back to a safer point of vantage. Duncan replied that this was the first
+show he had ever seen and that he did not want to give up his front row
+seat if he could help it.</p>
+
+<p>Lieutenant Colonel King paid visits to the first aid dressing stations
+under heavy fire and<a name="page_235" id="page_235"></a> encouraged the wounded with words of good cheer in
+bad French. The night before the attack his dugout was flooded with
+poison vapor from German gas shells, but he awoke in time to arouse his
+two companions, who got their masks on in time to prevent injury.
+Another American officer who shall be nameless found it difficult to sit
+back as a spectator when so much was going on. He was a brigadier
+general, but this was his first taste of war on a big scale. The French
+offensive aroused his enthusiasm so much that he said to a fellow
+American officer: "Nobody's watching us now, let's sneak up ahead there
+and throw a few bombs." The second officer, who was only a captain,
+reminded him of his rank.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't help that," said the General, "I've just got to try and see if
+I can't bomb a few squareheads." Discipline was overlooked for a moment
+then as the captain restrained the General with physical force from
+going forward to try out his arm.</p>
+
+<p>The British now seem to be able to give the Germans more than they want
+in gas, but this superiority did not come until late in the year.<a name="page_236" id="page_236"></a>
+American officers who went to the front returned with a profound respect
+for German gas and, in fact, all gas. This feeling was reflected in the
+thoroughgoing training which the men received in gas and masks. It began
+with lectures by the company commanders in which it is certain no very
+optimistic picture of poison vapor was painted. Then came long drills in
+putting on the mask in three counts and holding the breath during the
+adjustment. The contrivance used was not a little like a catcher's mask
+and this simplified the problem somewhat. The men carried the masks with
+them everywhere and developed great speed in getting under protection.
+Conscientious officers harassed their men by calling out "gas attack" at
+unexpected moments such as when men were shaving or eating or sleeping.
+Finally the doughboys were actually sent through gas.</p>
+
+<p>Big air-proof cellars were constructed in each village and here the
+tests were held. As a matter of fact, the gas used was a form of tear
+gas, calculated to irritate the eyes and nose and perhaps to cause
+blindness for a few hours. It would not cause permanent injury even if<a name="page_237" id="page_237"></a>
+a mask were improperly adjusted. The comparative harmlessness of the
+test vapor was kept secret. When the men went down the steps they
+thought that one whiff of the air in the cellar would be fatal and so
+they were most careful that each strap should be in its place. Most of
+them had shaved twice over on the morning of the test so that the mask
+should fit closely to the side of the face.</p>
+
+<p>The first man to go in was a captain and when he came out again
+obviously alive and seemingly healthy, the doughboys were ready to take
+a chance. A young soldier in the second batch to visit the gas chamber
+had taken the tales of the vapor horrors a bit too much to heart. He
+became panicstricken after one minute in the underground vault and had
+to be helped out, faint and trembling.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" said his officer. "Are you afraid?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," the boy answered frankly. "But I want to try it again," he
+added quickly. He did, too. And what is more, he remained in for an
+extra period as self-discipline for his soul. When he came out he leaned
+against a fence<a name="page_238" id="page_238"></a> and was sick, but he was triumphant because he had
+proved to himself that his second wind of grit was stronger than his
+nerves or his stomach.</p>
+
+<p>As the afternoon wore on a trip through the gas chamber became a lark
+rather than an adventure and each batch before it went in was greeted by
+such remarks as "Never mind the good-byes, Snooty! Just pay me that $2
+you owe me before you check off."</p>
+
+<p>"Who invented this gas stuff, anyway?" asked a fat soldier, as he sat in
+the stifling vault, puffing and perspiring. "The Germans," he was told.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," he panted, "I'm going to give 'em hell for this."</p>
+
+<p>There was other practice which seemed less warlike. Particular attention
+was paid to signaling and men on hilltops stood and waved their arms at
+each other from dawn until sunset. I stood one bright day with an expert
+who was trying the utmost capacity of the man stationed on the hill
+across the valley. The officer made the little flags whirl through the
+air like bunting on a battleship. He looked across<a name="page_239" id="page_239"></a> the peaceful
+countryside and saw war dangers on every hand. The gas attack which his
+flags predicted seemed nothing more to me than the dust raised by a
+passing army truck. He signaled that the tanks were coming, but they
+mooed as they moved and the aeroplanes of which he spoke in dots and
+dashes cawed most distinctly. With a twist of his wrist he would summon
+a battery and with another send them back again. There was an emphatic
+whip and swirl of color, and in answer to the signal mythical infantry
+swarmed over theoretical trenches to attack shadow soldiers. The task of
+the receiving soldier was made more difficult because every now and then
+the officer would vary his military messages with "Double-header at the
+Polo Grounds today" or "Please pass the biscuits." But the soldier read
+them all correctly. Biscuits were just as easy for him as bullets.</p>
+
+<p>The men were also tested for their ability to carry oral messages. As a
+result of this drill there were several new mule drivers. The test
+message was, "Major Blank sends his compliments to Captain Nameless and
+orders him<a name="page_240" id="page_240"></a> to move L company one-half mile to the east and support K
+company in the attack." After giving out this message the officer moved
+to the top of a hill to receive it. The first soldier who came up had
+difficulty in delivering the message because English seemed more alien
+to him than Italian. He had it all right at that, except that he made it
+a mile and a half. The next three delivered the message correctly, but
+then a large soldier came panting up, fairly bursting with excitement,
+and exclaimed: "The major says he hopes you're feeling all right and
+please take your company a mile to the east and attack K company." The
+names of such careless messengers were noted down so that they might not
+cause blunders in battle.</p>
+
+<p>Precaution was taken against another source of mistakes by sending
+American officers out to drill French units. A few found no trouble in
+giving orders which the poilus could understand, but some had bad cases
+of stage fright.</p>
+
+<p>"I almost wiped out a French battalion," said one young West Pointer. "I
+got 'em started all right with 'avance' and they went off at a great
+clip. I noticed that there was a<a name="page_241" id="page_241"></a> cliff right ahead of us and I began to
+try and think how you said 'halt' in French. I couldn't remember and I
+didn't want to get out in front and flag 'em by waving my arms, so we
+just kept marching right on toward the cliff. They had their orders and
+they kept on going. It began to look as if we'd all march right off the
+cliff just to satisfy their pride and mine, but a French lieutenant came
+to the rescue with 'a gauche en quatre!' I didn't know that one, but I
+was a goat just the same. I could have gotten away with 'halt' all
+right, because I found out afterwards that it's 'halte' in French and
+that sounds almost the same."</p>
+
+<p>The British as well as the French helped in the final polishing of the
+doughboys who were to go to the trenches. An English major and three
+sergeants came to camp to teach bayonet work. They brought a healthy
+touch of blunt criticism. The major told some young officers who were
+studying in a training school that he wanted a trench dug. He told them
+the length and the depth which he wanted and the time at which he
+expected it to be finished. It was not done at the appointed hour. "Oh,
+I say,<a name="page_242" id="page_242"></a> that's rotten, you know!" exclaimed the big Englishman. The
+American officer in charge was somewhat startled. The French were always
+careful to phrase unfavorable criticism in pleasant words and there were
+times when the sting was not felt. A rebuke so directly expressed
+surprised the American so much that he started to make excuses for his
+men. He explained that the soil in which they were digging was full of
+rocks. The British major cut him short.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind about the excuses," he said, "that was rotten work and you
+know it."</p>
+
+<p>Curiously enough the American army got along very well with this
+particular instructor and he on his part had the highest praise for the
+capabilities of the American after he had sized them up in training. He
+was more successful than the French in wheedling the Americans into
+visualizing actual war conditions in their practice.</p>
+
+<p>"Never let your men remember that they are charging dummies," said the
+visiting major to an American officer. "Make them think the<a name="page_243" id="page_243"></a> straw men
+are Germans. It can be done even without the use of dummies. Watch me."</p>
+
+<p>A remarkable demonstration followed. The major sent for a little Cockney
+sergeant. "Now," he said, "this stick of mine with a knob on the end is
+a German. Show these Americans how you would go after him."</p>
+
+<p>The little sergeant did some brisk work in slashing at the end of the
+stick with his bayonet but the big major was not content. "Remember," he
+said, "this is a German," and then he would add suddenly every now and
+again: "Look out, my lad&mdash;he's coming at you!"</p>
+
+<p>And bye-and-bye the insinuation began to take effect. The little man had
+spent two years on the line and it was easy to see that bit by bit he
+was beginning to visualize the stick with a cloth knob as a Boche
+adversary. His thrusts grew fiercer and fiercer. The point of his
+bayonet flashed into the cloth knob again and again. He was trembling
+with rage as he played the battle game. As he finally flung himself upon
+the stick and knocked it out of the major's hands the officer called a
+halt.</p>
+
+<p>"There," he said to the Americans, "if your<a name="page_244" id="page_244"></a> men are to train well,
+you've got to make them believe it's true, and you can do it."</p>
+
+<p>The British added lots of snap to the American training because they
+knew how to arouse the competitive spirit. They made even the most
+routine sort of a drill a game, and whether the men were bayoneting
+dummies or shooting at tin cans the little Britishers kept them at top
+speed by stirring up rivalry between the various organizations.
+Sometimes the slang was a bit puzzling. The marines, for instance,
+didn't know just what their bayonet instructor meant when he said: "Come
+on, you dreadnoughts, give 'em the old 'kamerad.'"</p>
+
+<p>Curiously enough the other specialty in addition to bayonet work which
+the British taught the doughboys was organized recreation. Thus a
+British sergeant would take his squad from practicing the grimmest
+feature of all war training and set the men to tossing beanbags or
+playing leapfrog. Prisoner's base, red rover and a score of games played
+in the streets of every American city were used to bring relaxation to
+the soldiers. There were other rough and tumble games in which the
+players buffeted<a name="page_245" id="page_245"></a> each other assiduously in a neutral part of the body
+with knotted towels. The emphasis was put upon the ludicrous in all
+these games.</p>
+
+<p>"This may seem childish and silly to you," said the major, "but we have
+found on the line that the quickest way to bring back the spirit of a
+regiment which has been battered in battle is to take the men as soon as
+they come from the trenches and set them to playing these foolish little
+games which they knew when they were lads. When we get them to laughing
+again we know we've made them forget the fight."</p>
+
+<p>Mostly it wasn't play. There were long mornings and afternoons spent in
+battalion problems in which the doughboys again and again captured the
+position made up of the trenches Roosevelt, Taft and Wilson. One general
+pointed out that communication between Roosevelt and Taft would be
+necessarily difficult and between Roosevelt and Wilson all but
+impossible. The doughboys overcame these difficulties as they advanced
+under theoretical<a name="page_246" id="page_246"></a> barrages and hurled live bombs into the trenches or
+thereabouts.</p>
+
+<p>The last set event of the training period was a big field meet in which
+picked companies competed in military events. The meet began with
+musketry and worked through bayonets, hand grenades, automatic rifles,
+and machine guns, ending with trench digging. It was supposed that this
+would be the least exciting, but two companies came up to the last event
+tied for the point trophy. Honor and a big silver trophy and everything
+hung on this last event and the men could not have worked harder if they
+had been under German shellfire. Partisans of both sides stood nearby
+and shouted encouragement to their friends and heavy banter at the foe.
+There was organized cheering and singing, too, and a couple of bands
+blared while the competitors lay prone and hacked away at the tough
+soil. One band played "Won't You Come and Waltz With Me?" while the
+other favored "Sweet Rosie O'Grady." Neither seemed particularly
+pertinent, but there wasn't much sense of the appropriate in the third
+band, either, which<a name="page_247" id="page_247"></a> played "Dearie," while the soldiers were stabbing
+imitation Boches in the bayonet contest.</p>
+
+<p>The champions of the pick and shovel brushed some of the dirt off their
+uniforms and lined up to receive the prize, which was a big silver salad
+bowl. The best bayoneters got a sugar shaker and there were mugs and
+wrist watches and plain watches and all sorts of things from the
+commander and from General Sibert and General Castelnau. No sooner were
+the prizes distributed than news came that the White Sox had won the
+first game of the world series from the Giants and then there was more
+cheering. The winning company went back to camp in a big truck loudly
+and tunefully proclaiming to the natives: "We got style, all the while,
+all the while."</p>
+
+<p>The Germans contributed one post graduate phase of training which was
+not on the program. Shortly before the troops went to the front a
+Zeppelin was brought down in a town within marching distance of the
+American training zone. The big balloon could not have been better
+placed if its landing had been directed by a Coney Island showman. It
+was<a name="page_248" id="page_248"></a> perched on two hills just by the side of a road and visitors came
+from miles about to look at the monster. Early comers reaped a rich
+harvest of souvenirs. "I only had to get three more screws loose and I'd
+have had the steering wheel if a French soldier hadn't come up and
+stopped me," complained an American correspondent.</p>
+
+<p>The chasseurs left to go back into the line before the Americans started
+for the front. The departure of the chasseurs caused genuine regret, for
+in addition to a profound respect for their military ability, the
+American officers and men had a warm personal feeling for the troops who
+taught them the first rudiments of the modern art of war. In all the
+camps there were ceremonies for the soldiers who were leaving drills and
+practice attacks and sham battles to go back wherever shock troops were
+needed.</p>
+
+<p>"When you see us later on some time," said an American officer, "we hope
+to make you proud of your pupils."</p>
+
+<p>Although the French had already given the Americans all the fundamentals
+they would need they spent their last few hours in giving<a name="page_249" id="page_249"></a> them some of
+the fine points and a minute description of just what conditions they
+might expect at the front.</p>
+
+<p>"When you go up there," said a French officer, "the soldiers you come to
+relieve will say that you are late. They will say that they have been
+waiting a long time and they will go out very quickly. Always we find
+when we come in that the troops in the trench have been waiting a long
+time and always they go out very quickly."</p>
+
+<p>As the sturdy Frenchmen marched away their cries of "bonne chance"
+mingled with equally hearty shouts of "good luck."<a name="page_250" id="page_250"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX"></a>CHAPTER XIX<br /><br />
+<small>THE AMERICAN ARMY MARCHES TO THE TRENCHES</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HE</small> chief press officer told us that we could spend the first night in
+the trenches with the American army. There were eight correspondents and
+we went jingling up to the front with gas masks and steel helmets hung
+about our necks and canned provisions in our pockets. It was dusk when
+we left &mdash;&mdash;. Bye-and-bye we could hear the guns plainly and the villages
+through which we traveled all showed their share of shelling. The front
+was still a few miles ahead of us, but we left the cars in the square of
+a large village and started to walk the rest of the way. We got no
+further than just beyond the town. An American officer stood at the foot
+of an old sign post which gave the distance to Metz, but not the
+difficulties. He asked us our destination and when we told him that we
+were going to spend the first<a name="page_251" id="page_251"></a> night in the trenches with the American
+army he wouldn't hear of it.</p>
+
+<p>"There'll be trouble enough up there," he said, "without newspapermen."</p>
+
+<p>He was a nervous man, this major. Every now and then he would look at
+his watch. When he looked for the fourth time within two minutes he felt
+that we deserved an explanation.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a little nervous," he said, "because the Boches are so quiet
+tonight. I've been up here looking around for almost a week and every
+night the Germans have done some shelling." He looked at his watch
+again. "The first company of my battalion must be going in now." He
+stood and listened for six or seven seconds but there wasn't a sound. "I
+wonder what those Germans are up to?" he continued. "I don't like it. I
+wish they'd shoot a little. This business now doesn't seem natural."</p>
+
+<p>We turned back toward the town and left the major at his post still
+listening for some sound from up there. Soon we heard a noise, but it
+came from the opposite direction. Soldiers were coming. There was a bend
+in the<a name="page_252" id="page_252"></a> road where it straightened out in the last two miles to the
+trenches. It was so dark that we could not see the men until they were
+almost up to us. The Americans were marching to the front. The French
+had instructed them and the British and now they were ready to learn
+just what the Germans could teach them.</p>
+
+<p>The night was as thick as the mud. The darkness seemed to close behind
+each line of men as they went by. Even the usual marching rhythm was
+missing. The mud took care of that. The doughboys would have sung if
+they could. Shells wouldn't have been much worse than the silence. One
+soldier did begin in a low voice, "Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are
+marching." An officer called, "Cut out that noise." There was no tramp,
+tramp, tramp on that road. Feet came down squish, squish, squish. There
+was also the sound of the wind. That wasn't very cheerful, either, for
+it was rising and beginning to moan a little. It seemed to get hold of
+the darkness and pile it up in drifts against the camouflage screens
+which lined the road.</p>
+
+<p>At the spot where the road turned there was<a name="page_253" id="page_253"></a> a café and across the road
+a military moving picture theater. The door of the café was open and a
+big patch of light fell across the road. The doughboys had to go through
+the patch of light and it was almost impossible not to turn a bit and
+look through the door. There was red wine and white to be had for the
+asking there, and persuasion would bring an omelette. The waitress was
+named Marie, but they called her Madelon. She was eighteen and had black
+hair with red ribbons. She could talk a little English, too, but nobody
+came to the door of the café to see the soldiers go by. There had been a
+good many who passed the door of that café in three years.</p>
+
+<p>The pictures could not be seen from the road, but we could hear the hum
+of the machine which made them move. Presently, we went to the door and
+looked. The theater was packed with French soldiers who were back from
+the front to rest. American troops were going into the trenches for the
+first time. Our little group of civilians had come thousands of miles to
+see this thing, but the poilus did not stop to watch marching men. They
+paid their 10 centimes<a name="page_254" id="page_254"></a> and went into the picture show. They had an
+American Western film that night, and French soldiers who only the day
+before had been face to face with Germans, shelled and gassed and
+harassed from aeroplanes, thrilled as Indians chased cowboys across a
+canvas screen. It grew more exciting presently, for the United States
+cavalry came riding up across the screen and at the head of the
+cavalcade rode Lieutenant Wallace Kirke. The villain had spread the
+story that he wasn't game, but there was nothing to that. The poilus
+realized that before the film was done and so did the Indians.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the doughboys were marching by as silently as the soldiers on
+the screen, for this wasn't a movie-house where they synchronized bugle
+calls and rifle fire to the progress of the film. At one point in the
+story there was some gun thunder, but it came at a time when the
+orchestra should have been playing "Hearts and Flowers" for the love
+scene in the garden. Of course, these were German guns, and they were
+fired with the usual German disregard for art.</p>
+
+<p>Probably the men who were marching to the<a name="page_255" id="page_255"></a> trenches would have enjoyed
+the scene of the home-coming of the cavalry, when Lieutenant Wallace
+Kirke confounded the villain, who actually held a commission as major in
+the United States army. However, the doughboys might have spotted him
+for a villain from the beginning, on account of his wretched saluting.
+The director should have spoken to him about that.</p>
+
+<p>The marching men looked at the theater as they passed by, but only one
+soldier spoke. He said: "I certainly would like to know for sure whether
+I'll ever get to go to the movies again."</p>
+
+<p>They went a couple of hundred yards more without a word, and then a
+soldier who couldn't stand the silence any longer shouted, "Whoopee!
+Whoopee!" It was too dark to conduct an investigation and too close to
+the line to administer any rebuke loud enough to be effective, and so
+the nearest officer just glared in the general direction of the
+offender. A little bit further on the soldiers found that the road was
+pock-marked here and there with shell holes. They began to realize the
+importance of silence then, for they knew that where<a name="page_256" id="page_256"></a> a shell had gone
+once it could go again. It was necessary to walk carefully, for the road
+was covered with casual water in every hollow, and there was no seeing a
+hole until you stepped in it. They managed, however, to avoid the deeper
+holes and to jump most of the pools.</p>
+
+<p>That is, the infantry did. Late that night a teamster reported that he
+had driven his four mules into a shell hole and broken the rear axle of
+his wagon.</p>
+
+<p>"Why didn't you send a man out ahead to look out for shell holes?" asked
+the officer.</p>
+
+<p>"I did," said the soldier. "He fell in first."</p>
+
+<p>Presently the marching men came to the beginning of the trench system,
+and they were glad to get a wall on either side of them. There was no
+scramble, however, to be the first man in, and even the major of the
+battalion has forgotten the name of the first soldier to set foot in the
+French trenches. Some twenty or thirty men claim the honor, but it will
+be difficult to settle the matter with historical accuracy. A Middle
+Western farm boy, an Irishman with red hair or a German-American would
+seem to fit the circumstances best, but it's all a matter<a name="page_257" id="page_257"></a> of choice. As
+the Americans came in the French marched out.</p>
+
+<p>A trench during a relief is no good place for a demonstration, but some
+of the poilus paused to shake hands with the Americans. There were
+rumors that one or two doughboys had been kissed, but I was unable to
+substantiate these reports. Probably they are not true, for it would not
+be the sort of thing a company would forget.</p>
+
+<p>Although the trenches for the most part were far from the German lines,
+there was noise enough to attract attention over the way. The Germans
+did not seem to know what was going on, but they wanted to know, and
+they sent up a number of star shells. These are the shells which explode
+to release a bright light suspended from a little silk parachute. These
+parachutes hung in the air for several minutes and brightly illumined No
+Man's Land. It was impossible to keep the Americans entirely quiet then.
+Some said "Oh!" and others exclaimed "Ah!" after the manner of crowds at
+a fire-works show.</p>
+
+<p>Persiflage of this kind helped to make the<a name="page_258" id="page_258"></a> men feel at home. Indeed,
+the trenches did not seem altogether unfamiliar, after all their days
+and nights in the practice trenches back in camp. The men were a little
+nervous, though, and took it out in smoking one cigarette after another.
+They shielded the light under their trench helmets. After an hour or so
+a green rocket went up and all the soldiers in the American trenches put
+on their gas masks. They had been drilled for weeks in getting them on
+fast and a green rocket was the signal agreed upon as the warning for an
+attack. Presently the word came from the trenches that the masks were
+not necessary. There had been no attack. The rocket came from the German
+trenches. It was quiet then all along the short trench line with the
+exception of an occasional rifle shot. The wind was making a good deal
+of noise out in the mess of weeds just beyond the wire and it sounded
+like Germans to some of the boys. It was clearer now and a sharp eyed
+man could see the stakes of the wire. They were a bit ominous, too.</p>
+
+<p>"I was looking at one of those stakes," a doughboy told me, "and I kept
+alooking and<a name="page_259" id="page_259"></a> alooking and all of a sudden it grew a pair of shoulders
+and a helmet and I let go at it."</p>
+
+<p>There were others who suffered from the same optical illusion that
+night, but let it be said to their credit that when a working party
+examined the wire several days later they found some stakes which had
+been riddled through and through with bullets.<a name="page_260" id="page_260"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XX" id="CHAPTER_XX"></a>CHAPTER XX<br /><br />
+<small>TRENCH LIFE</small></h2>
+
+<p>T<small>HEY</small> dragged the gun up by hand to fire the first shot in the war for
+the American army. The lieutenant in charge of the battery told us about
+it. He was standing on top of the gun emplacement and the historic
+seventy-five and a few others were being used every little while to fire
+other shots at the German lines. He had to pause, therefore, now and
+then in telling us history to make a little more.</p>
+
+<p>"I put it up to my men," said the lieutenant, "that we would have to
+wait a little for the horses and if we wanted to be sure of firing the
+first shot it would be a good stunt to drag the gun into place
+ourselves. We had a little talk and everybody was anxious for our
+battery to get in the first shot, so we decided to go through with it
+and not wait for the horses. We dragged the gun up at night and I can
+tell you that the last mile and a half took some pulling.<a name="page_261" id="page_261"></a> Excuse me a
+second&mdash;&mdash;" He leaned down to the pit and began to shout figures. He
+made them quick and snappy like a football signal and he looked exactly
+like a quarterback with the tin hat on his head which might have been a
+leather head guard. There was a sort of eagerness about him, too, as if
+the ball was on the five-yard line with one minute more to play. It was
+all in his manner. Everything he said was professional enough. After the
+string of figures he shouted "watch your bubble" and then he went on
+with the story.</p>
+
+<p>"We fired the first shot at exactly six twenty-seven in the morning," he
+said. "It was a shrapnel shell." He turned to the gunners again. "Ready
+to fire," he shouted down to the men in the pit. "You needn't put your
+fingers in your ears just yet," he told us.</p>
+
+<p>"It was pretty foggy when we got up to the front and we thought first
+we'd just have to blaze away in the general direction of the Germans
+without any particular observation. But all of a sudden the fog lifted
+and right from here we could see a bunch of Germans out fixing their
+wire. I gave 'em shrapnel and they<a name="page_262" id="page_262"></a> scattered back to their dugouts like
+prairie dogs. It was great!"</p>
+
+<p>The lieutenant smiled at the recollection of the adventure. It meant as
+much to him as a sixty-yard run in the Princeton game or a touchdown
+against Yale. He was fortunate enough to be still getting a tingle out
+of the war that had nothing to do with the cold wind that was coming
+over No Man's Land. A moment later he grinned again and he suddenly
+called, "Fire," and the roar of the gun under our feet came quicker than
+we could get our fingers in our ears.</p>
+
+<p>The gun had earned a rest now and we went down and looked at it. The
+gunners had chalked a name on the carriage and we found that this
+seventy-five which fired the first shot against the Germans was called
+Heinie. We wanted to know the name of the man who fired the first shot.
+Our consciences were troubling us about that. This was our first day up
+with the guns in the American sector and the men had been in two days.
+There were drawbacks in writing the war correspondence from a distance
+as we had been compelled to do up to<a name="page_263" id="page_263"></a> this time. We'd heard, of course,
+that the first gun had been fired and that made it imperative that the
+story should be "reconstructed," as the modern newspaperman says when
+he's writing about something which he didn't see. Of course, everybody
+back home would want to know who fired the first shot. Censorship
+prevented the use of the name, but we couldn't blame the censors for
+that, because when we wrote the stories we didn't know his name or
+anything about him. With just one dissenting vote the correspondents
+decided that the man who fired the first shot must have been a
+red-headed Irishman. And so it was cabled. Now we wanted to know whether
+he was.</p>
+
+<p>The lieutenant told us the name, but that didn't settle the question. It
+was a more or less non-committal name and the officer volunteered to
+find out for us. He led the party over to the mouth of another dugout
+and called down: "Sergeant &mdash;&mdash;, there's some newspapermen here and they
+want to know whether you're Irish."</p>
+
+<p>Immediately there was a scrambling noise<a name="page_264" id="page_264"></a> down in the dugout and up came
+the gunner on the run. "I am not," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't you got an Irish father or mother or aren't any of your people
+Irish?" asked one of the correspondents hopefully. He was committed to
+the red-headed story and he was not prepared to give up yet. "Not one of
+'em," said the sergeant, "I haven't got a drop of Irish blood in me. I
+come from South Bend, Indiana."</p>
+
+<p>The party left the gunner rather disconsolately. That is, all but the
+hopeful correspondent. "He's Irish, all right," he said. We turned on
+the optimist.</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't you hear him say he wasn't Irish?" we shouted.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right," answered the optimist, "you didn't expect he was
+going to admit it. They never do."</p>
+
+<p>"Say," inquired another reporter, "did anybody notice what was the color
+of the sergeant's hair?"</p>
+
+<p>I had, but I said nothing. There had been disillusion enough for one
+day. It was black with a little gray around the temples.<a name="page_265" id="page_265"></a></p>
+
+<p>The lieutenant took us to his dugout and we tried to get some copy out
+of him. A man from an evening newspaper spoiled our chances right away.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose," he said, "that you made a little speech to the men before
+they fired that first shot?"</p>
+
+<p>The little lieutenant was professional in an instant. He felt a sudden
+fear that his manner or his youth had led us to picture him as a
+romantic figure.</p>
+
+<p>"What would I make a speech for?" he inquired coldly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the reporter, "I should think you'd want to say something.
+You were going to fire the first shot of the war, and more than that,
+you were going to fire the first shot in anger which the American army
+has ever fired in Europe. Of course, I didn't mean a speech exactly, but
+you must have said something."</p>
+
+<p>"No," answered the officer, "I just gave 'em the range and then I said
+'ready to fire' and then, 'fire.' It was just like this afternoon. We
+made it perfectly regular."<a name="page_266" id="page_266"></a></p>
+
+<p>"In the army a thing like that's just part of the day's work," the
+lieutenant added, with an attempted assumption of great sophistication
+in regard to war matters, as if this was at least his twentieth
+campaign.</p>
+
+<p>And yet I think that if we had heard our little quarterback give his
+order at six twenty-seven on that misty morning there would have been
+something in his voice when he said "fire" which would have betrayed him
+to us. I think it must have been a little sharper, a little faster and a
+little louder for this first shot than it will be when he calls "fire"
+for the thousand-and-tenth round.</p>
+
+<p>The guns had decided to call it a day by this time and so we headed for
+the trenches. We had to travel across a big bare stretch of country
+which was wind-swept and rain-soaked on this particular afternoon. Every
+now and then somebody fell into a shell hole, for the meadow was well
+slashed up, although there didn't seem to be anything much to shoot at.
+On the whole, the sector chosen for the first Americans in the trenches
+might well be called a quiet front. There was shelling back and forth
+each day,<a name="page_267" id="page_267"></a> but many places were immune. Some villages just back of the
+French lines had not been fired at for almost a year, although they were
+within easy range of field pieces, and the French in return didn't fire
+at villages in the German lines. This was by tacit agreement. Both sides
+had held the lines in this part of the country lightly and both sides
+were content to sit tight and not stir up trouble.</p>
+
+<p>Things livened up after the Americans came in because the Germans soon
+found out that new troops were opposing them and they wanted to identify
+the units. Some of the increasing liveliness was also due to the fact
+that American gunners were anxious to get practice and fired much more
+than the French had done. Indeed, an American officer earned a rebuke
+from his superiors because he fired into a German village which had been
+hitherto immune. This was a mistake, for the Germans immediately
+retaliated by shelling a French village and the civilian population was
+forced to move out. For more than a year they had lived close to the
+battle lines in comparative safety. On the night the American troops<a name="page_268" id="page_268"></a>
+moved in to the trenches a baby was born in a village less than a mile
+from one of our battalion headquarters. Major General Sibert became her
+godfather and the child was christened Unis in honor of Les Etats Unis.</p>
+
+<p>The increase in artillery activity had hardly begun on the day we paid
+our visit. No German shells fell near us as we crossed the meadow, but
+when we reached a battalion headquarters the major in charge pointed
+with pride to a German shell which had landed on top of his kitchen that
+morning. The rain had played him a good service, for the shell simply
+buried itself, fragments and all. He did not seem properly appreciative
+of the weather. "All Gaul," he said, "is divided into three parts and
+two of them are water."</p>
+
+<p>Still, we found ourselves drier in the trenches than out of them. They
+were floored with boards and well lined. As trenches go they were good,
+but, of course, that isn't saying a great deal. We were the first
+newspapermen to enter the American trenches and so we wanted to see the
+first line, although it was growing dark. We wound around and around<a name="page_269" id="page_269"></a>
+for many yards and it was hard walking for some of us, as the French had
+built these trenches for short men. It was necessary to walk with a
+crouch like an Indian on the movie warpath. This was according to
+instructions, but we may have been unduly cautious, for not a hostile
+shot was fired while we were in the first line. It was barely possible
+to see the German trenches through the mist and still more difficult to
+realize that there was a menace in the untidy welts of mud which lay at
+the other side of the meadow. But the point from which we looked across
+to the German line was the very salient where the Germans made their
+first raid a week later and captured twelve men, killed three, and
+wounded five.</p>
+
+<p>The doughboys wouldn't let us go without pointing out all the sights. To
+the right was the apple tree. Here the Germans used to come on Mondays,
+Wednesdays and Fridays and the French on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
+Saturdays, and gather fruit without molestation so long as not more than
+two came at a time. This was another tacit agreement in this quiet
+front, for the tree was in easy rifle range.<a name="page_270" id="page_270"></a> One of the doughboys
+unwittingly broke that custom by taking a shot at two Germans who went
+to get apples.</p>
+
+<p>"I like apples myself," he said, "and I just couldn't lie still and
+watch a squarehead carry them away by the armful."</p>
+
+<p>The Hindenburg Rathskeller lay to the left of our trench, but it was
+only dimly visible through the rain. This battered building was once a
+tiny roadside café. Now patrols take shelter behind its walls at night
+and try to find cheer in the room where only a few broken bottles
+remain. The poilus maintain that on dark nights the ghosts of cognac, of
+burgundy and even champagne flit about in and out of the broken windows
+and that a lucky soldier may sometimes detect, by an inner warmth and
+tingle, the ghost of some drink that is gone. Sometimes it is a German
+patrol which spends the night in No Man's Café. It is more or less a
+custom to allow whichever side gets to the café first to hold it for the
+night, since it is a strong defensive position in the dark. The night
+before our visit an American patrol reached the café and found that the
+Germans<a name="page_271" id="page_271"></a> who had been there the night before had placed above the
+shattered door of the little inn a sign which read: "Hindenburg
+Rathskeller." Silently but swiftly one of the doughboys scratched out
+the name with a pencil and left a sign of his own. When next the Germans
+came they found that Hindenburg Rathskeller had become the Baltimore
+Dairy Lunch.</p>
+
+<p>Several hundred yards behind the Baltimore Dairy Lunch is another ruined
+house and it was here that the Americans killed their first German. Even
+on clear days Germans in groups of not more than two would sometimes
+come from their trenches to the house. The French thought that they had
+a machine gun there, but it was not worth while to waste shells on
+parties of one or two and as the range was almost 1700 yards the Germans
+felt comparatively immune from rifle fire. Two doughboys saw a German
+walking along the road one bright morning and as they had telescopic
+sights on their rifles they were anxious to try a shot. One of the men
+was a sergeant and the other a corporal.</p>
+
+<p>"That's my German," said the sergeant.<a name="page_272" id="page_272"></a></p>
+
+<p>"I saw him first," objected the corporal, and so they agreed to count
+five and then fire together. One or both of them hit him, for down he
+came.</p>
+
+<p>When we got back to the second line the men were having supper. The food
+supplied to the soldiers in the trenches was hot and adequate and
+moderately abundant. A few of the men complained that they got only two
+meals a day, but I found that there was an early ration of coffee and
+bread which these soldiers did not count as enough of a breakfast to be
+mentioned as a meal. This comes at dawn and then there are meals at
+about eleven and five. One of the men with whom I talked was mournful.</p>
+
+<p>"We don't get anything much but slum," he said, when I asked him, "How's
+the food?" That did not sound appetizing until I found out that slum was
+a stew made of beef and potatoes and carrots and lots of onions. We ate
+some and it was very good, but perhaps it does pall a little after the
+third or fourth day. It forms the main staple of army diet in the
+trenches, for it is not possible to give the men in the line any great
+variety of food. The most<a name="page_273" id="page_273"></a> tragic story in connection with food which we
+heard concerned a company which was just beginning dinner when a gas
+alarm was sounded. The men had been carefully trained to drop everything
+and adjust their masks when this alarm was sounded. So down went their
+mess tins, spilling slum on the trench floor as the masks were quickly
+fastened. Five minutes later word came that the gas alarm was a mistake.</p>
+
+<p>Before we left we saw a patrol start out. The doughboys took to
+patrolling eagerly and officers who asked for volunteers were always
+swamped with requests from men who wanted to go. One lieutenant was
+surprised to have a large fat cook come to him to say that he would not
+be happy unless allowed to make a trip across No Man's Land to the
+German wire. When the officer asked him why he was so anxious to go, he
+said: "Well, you see, I promised to get a German helmet and an overcoat
+for a girl for Christmas and I haven't got much time left."</p>
+
+<p>It was dark when we left the trenches and started cross country. The
+German guns had<a name="page_274" id="page_274"></a> begun to fire a little. They were spasmodically
+shelling a clump of woods half a mile away and seemed indifferent to
+correspondents. But by this time the weather was actively hostile. The
+rain had changed to snow and the wind had risen to a gale. Every shell
+hole had become a trap to catch the unwary and wet him to the waist.
+Little brooks were carrying on like rivers and amateur lakes were
+everywhere. We walked and walked and suddenly the French lieutenant who
+was guiding us paused and explained that he hadn't the least idea where
+we were. Nothing could be seen through the driving snow and there was no
+certainty that we hadn't turned completely around. We wondered if there
+were any gaps in the wire and if it would be possible to walk into the
+German lines by mistake. We also wondered whether the Kaiser's three
+hundred marks for the first American would stand if the prisoner was
+only a reporter. Just then there was a sudden sharp rift in the mist
+ahead of us. A big flash cut through the snow and fog and after a second
+we heard a bang behind us.</p>
+
+<p>"Those are American guns," said our guide,<a name="page_275" id="page_275"></a> and we made for them. We
+were lost again once or twice, but each time we just stood and waited
+for the flash from the battery until we reached our base. Shortly after
+we arrived the shelling ceased. There was hardly a warlike sound. It was
+a quiet night on a tranquil front. The weather was too bad even for
+fighting.</p>
+
+<p>We went to the hospital in the little town and were allowed to look at
+the first German prisoner. He was a pretty sick boy when we saw him. He
+gave his age when examined as nineteen, but he looked younger and not
+very dangerous, for he was just coming out of the ether. The American
+doctors were giving him the best of care. He had a room to himself and
+his own nurse. The doughboys had captured him close to the American
+wire. There had been great rivalry as to which company would get the
+first prisoner, but he came almost unsought. The patrol was back to its
+own wire when the soldiers heard the noise of somebody moving about to
+the left. He was making no effort to walk quietly. As he came over a
+little hillock his outline could be seen for a second<a name="page_276" id="page_276"></a> and one of the
+Americans called out to him to halt. He turned and started to run, but a
+doughboy fired and hit him in the leg and another soldier's bullet came
+through his back. The patrol carried the prisoner to the trench. He
+seemed much more dazed by surprise than by the pain of his wounds.
+"You're not French," he said several times as the curious Americans
+gathered about him in a close, dim circle illuminated by pocket flash
+lamps. The prisoner next guessed that they were English and when the
+soldiers told him that they were Americans he said that he and his
+comrades did not know that Americans were in the line opposite them.
+Somebody gave him a cigarette and he grew more chipper in spite of his
+wounds. He began to talk, saying: "Ich bin ein esel."</p>
+
+<p>There were several Americans who had enough German for that and they
+asked him why. The prisoner explained that he had been assigned to
+deliver letters to the soldiers. Some of the letters were for men in a
+distant trench which slanted toward the French line, and so to save time
+he had taken a short cut through<a name="page_277" id="page_277"></a> No Man's Land. It was a dark night but
+he thought he knew the way. He kept bearing to the left. Now, he said,
+he knew he should have turned to the right. He said it would be a lesson
+to him. The next morning we heard that the German had died and would be
+buried with full military honors.</p>
+
+<p>There was another patient whom we were interested in seeing. Lieutenant
+Devere H. Harden was the first American officer wounded in the war. His
+wound was not a very bad one and the doctors allowed us to crowd about
+his bed and ask questions. In spite of the British saying, "you never
+hear a shell that hits you," Harden said he both saw and heard his
+particular shell. He thought it would have scored a direct hit on his
+head if he had not fallen flat. As it was the projectile exploded almost
+fifty feet away from him and his wound was caused by a fragment which
+flew back and lodged behind his knee. He did not know that he had been
+hit, but sought shelter in a dugout. Just as he got to the door he felt
+a pain in his knee and fell over. He noticed then that his leg was
+bleeding a little. A French officer<a name="page_278" id="page_278"></a> ran over to him and said: "You are
+a very lucky man."</p>
+
+<p>"How is that?" asked Harden.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you're the first American to be wounded and I'm going to recommend
+to the general that he put up a tablet right here with your name on it
+and the date and 'first American to shed his blood for France.'"</p>
+
+<p>The thought of the tablet didn't cheer the lieutenant up half so much as
+when we prevailed on the doctors to let him take some cigarettes from us
+and begin smoking again. By this time we had almost forgotten about the
+slum of earlier in the evening and so we stopped at the first café we
+came to on the road back to the correspondents' headquarters. Several
+American soldiers were sitting around a small stove in the kitchen, and
+although they said nothing, an old woman was cooking omelettes and small
+steaks and distributing them about to the rightful owners without the
+slightest mistake. At least there were no complaints. Perhaps the
+doughboys were afraid of the old woman for whenever one of them got in
+her way she would say nothing<a name="page_279" id="page_279"></a> but push him violently in the chest with
+both hands. He would then step back and the cooking would go on.</p>
+
+<p>Presently a noisy soldier came roaring into the kitchen. It took him
+just half a minute to get acquainted and about that much more time to
+tell us that he was driving a four mule team with rations. We asked him
+if he had gotten near the front and he snorted scornfully. He told us
+that the night before he had almost driven into the German lines.
+According to his story, he lost his way in the dark and drove past the
+third line trench, the second line and the first line and started
+rumbling along an old road which cut straight across No Man's Land and
+into the German lines.</p>
+
+<p>"I was going along," he said, "and a doughboy out in a listening post, I
+guess it must have been, jumped up and waved both his hands at me to go
+back. 'What's the matter?' I asked him, just natural, like I'm talking
+to you, and he just mumbles at me. 'You're going right toward the German
+lines,' he says.<a name="page_280" id="page_280"></a> 'For God's sake turn round and go back and don't speak
+above a whisper.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Whisper, Hell!' I says to him, kind of mad, 'I gotta turn four mules
+around.'"<a name="page_281" id="page_281"></a></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXI" id="CHAPTER_XXI"></a>CHAPTER XXI<br /><br />
+<small>THE VETERANS RETURN</small></h2>
+
+<p>W<small>HEN</small> the first contingent of doughboys came out of the trenches I went
+to a French officer whom I knew well and asked him what he thought of
+the Americans.</p>
+
+<p>"Remember," I told him, "I don't want you to dress up an opinion for me.
+Tell me what you really thought of our men when you saw them up there.
+What did the French say about them?"</p>
+
+<p>"Truly, I think they are very good," the Frenchman told me. Then he
+corrected himself. "I mean I think they will be very good. They are
+something like the Canadians. They were pretty jumpy at first, but that
+doesn't do any harm. The soldiers up there, they wanted to fire when the
+grass was moving and they did sometimes, without getting any orders.
+They got over that pretty soon. By the third night<a name="page_282" id="page_282"></a> they were pretty
+well settled. Of course, they can shoot better than our men and they are
+bigger and stronger, but in some things we have the advantage. You
+Americans are much more excitable than we French."</p>
+
+<p>As a rule French and British officers were inclined to be optimistic
+about the Americans. They were impressed by their physique. The first of
+the Canadians were probably a little huskier than the Americans and the
+early contingents of Australians and New Zealanders were at least as
+good, but now all the rest are falling off in their physical standards
+on account of losses, while the most recent American arrivals in France
+are better than any of our earlier contingents.</p>
+
+<p>The American is potentially a good soldier, but it is a long cry of
+preëminence. Any nation which establishes itself as the best in the
+field will have to perform marvelous deeds. The chances are that nobody
+will touch the high water mark of the French. After all, in her finest
+moments, France has a positive genius for warfare. Her best troops
+possess a combination of patience in defense and dash<a name="page_283" id="page_283"></a> in attack. France
+has a fighting tradition which we do not possess. We must gain that
+before we can rival her.</p>
+
+<p>From the point of view of the newspaperman the Frenchman is the ideal
+soldier of the world. Not only can he fight, but he can tell you about
+it. There is no trouble in getting a poilu to talk. He has opinions on
+every subject under the sun. The only difficulty is in understanding him
+once you have got him started. The doughboys, on the other hand, are
+usually reticent. They're always afraid of being detected in some
+sentimental or heroic pose and so they adopt a belittling attitude
+toward anything which happens as protection. The first men who came back
+from the trenches were not quite like that. These doughboys were more
+like Rossetti's angels. "The wonder was not yet quite gone from that
+still look" of theirs.</p>
+
+<p>They did not minimize their experiences. I think I understand now what
+Secretary Baker meant when he said that some of the most thrilling
+stories of the war would come in letters from the soldiers. We went to
+the major<a name="page_284" id="page_284"></a> of a battalion which had just come back from the front to its
+billets.</p>
+
+<p>"No, nothing much happened while we were up there," he said. "They
+didn't shell us very hard; they didn't try any raids or any gas and the
+aeroplanes let us alone."</p>
+
+<p>Then we tried the soldiers. "Yes, sir, we certainly did see some
+aeroplanes," said a doughboy. "Why, one day there was two hundred and
+twenty-five flew over my head. I think the French brought down twenty of
+them, but I didn't see that." Another told how two hundred and fifty
+Germans had started to attack the Americans. "Our artillery put a
+barrage on them and in a couple of minutes all but three of them were
+dead."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you see those Germans yourself?" we asked him sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he admitted, "it was a little bit down to our left but I heard
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>There were other stories which may have grown in the telling, but they
+sounded more plausible. One concerned a soldier who had his hyphen shot
+away at the front. This man was of German parentage and his father was<a name="page_285" id="page_285"></a>
+in the German army. Before he went to the trenches he used to dwell on
+what a terrible thing it was for him to be fighting against his father
+and Fatherland. He declared that if it were possible he was going to
+play a passive part in the war. But in the course of time he went into
+the first line and no sooner was he in than he peeked over the top to
+have a look at the folks from the old home. "Pat, pat, pat!" a stream of
+bullets from a machine gun went by his head. The German-American gave a
+grunt of surprise and then a yell of rage and jumped over the parapet
+and began firing his rifle in the direction of the machine gun. He must
+have made a lucky hit for by some chance or other the machine gun ceased
+firing and the doughboy crawled back into the trench unharmed. He was
+still mad and kept mumbling, "I didn't do anything but look at 'em and
+they went and shot at me."</p>
+
+<p>A story better authenticated concerns a visit which General Pershing
+paid to the trenches. A young captain took his responsibilities much to
+heart and wanted to leave nothing to his subordinates. He was on the<a name="page_286" id="page_286"></a>
+rush constantly from one point to another and at the end of fifty-two
+hours of unceasing toil he went to his dugout to get three hours' sleep.
+He had hardly started to snore when there was a knock and a doughboy
+came in to complain that he had sore feet and what should he do. A few
+minutes later it was another who wanted to know where he could get
+additional candles. Rid of him, the captain really began to sleep, only
+to be awakened by a knock at the door and a voice, "Is this the company
+commander?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the irritated captain, "and what the hell do you want?"</p>
+
+<p>The door opened and the strictest disciplinarian in the American army
+permitted himself the shadow of a smile. "I'm General Pershing," he
+said.</p>
+
+<p>One battalion came back from the front with an additional member. He was
+a large dog of uncertain breed who had deserted from the German lines.
+At least it was hard to say whether he belonged to the German army or
+the French. The French first saw him one afternoon when he came
+lumbering across No<a name="page_287" id="page_287"></a> Man's Land and pushed himself through the wire in a
+place where it had grown a bit slack. One French soldier fired at him.
+The poilu thought it might be a new trick of the Germans. For all he
+knew a couple of Boches might have been concealed inside the big hound.
+He was no marksman, this soldier, for he missed the dog who promptly
+turned sharply to the left and came in at another point in the trenches.
+The soldiers made him welcome although there was some discussion as to
+what his nationality might be. It was evident that he had come across
+from the German lines, but it was possible that he was a French dog
+captured in one of the villages which fell to the invaders. The men in
+the front line tried him with all the German they knew&mdash;"You German
+pig," "what's your regiment?" "damn the Kaiser," "to Berlin," and a few
+others. He indicated no understanding of the phrases. Later he was taken
+further back and examined at length by an intelligence officer but no
+single German word could be found which he seemed to recognize. On the
+other hand it was ascertained that he<a name="page_288" id="page_288"></a> was equally ignorant of French.
+However, he understood signs, would bark for a bone and never missed an
+invitation to eat.</p>
+
+<p>During the first week of his stay the soldiers were generous in giving
+him a share of their rations. Later he became an old friend and did not
+fare so well. One night he disappeared and an outpost saw him lumbering
+back to the German lines. The Boches were out on patrol that night and
+apparently the big dog reached their lines without being fired upon. He
+was gone three weeks and then he returned for a long stay with the
+French. So it went on. He never affiliated himself permanently with
+either army and he never gave away secrets. Possibly his coming gave
+some sign of declining morale across the way for when the men became
+cross and testy the big dog simply changed sides. There was never any
+indication that he had been underfed even when rumors were strongest
+about the food shortage in Germany. The Boches took a pride in belying
+these stories, as best they could, by keeping the hound sleek and fat.</p>
+
+<p>The French called him Quatre Cent Vingt<a name="page_289" id="page_289"></a> after the big gun but nobody
+knew for certain his German alias. Once when he left the German lines in
+broad daylight the Boches all along the line were heard whistling for
+him to come back, but no one called him by name. The French chose to
+believe that across the way he was known as "Kamerad," but there was no
+evidence on this point. It is true that he would stand on his hind legs
+and wave his paws when anybody said "Kamerad," but this was a trick and
+took teaching.</p>
+
+<p>He must have heard somehow or other about the coming of the Americans
+for he left the Germans at noon one day when the doughboys had hardly
+become settled in their new home. A French interpreter vouched for him
+and he was allowed free access to third line, second line, first line
+and, what he valued much more, to the company kitchen. Here for the
+first time he tasted slum. Soldiers are fond of belittling this
+combination of beef, onions, potatoes and carrots but Quatre Cent Vingt
+was frank in his admiration of the dish. Naturally, free-born American
+citizens could not be expected to know him by his outlandish<a name="page_290" id="page_290"></a> French
+name or any abbreviation of it and he became Big Ed in honor of the mess
+sergeant. Hitherto Quatre Cent Vingt had been careful to show no favors.
+He had been the company's dog but he became so distinctly partial to the
+mess sergeant that the soldier took him over as his own and when the
+company went away Quatre Cent Vingt went too, following closely behind a
+rolling kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>The experience in the trenches made American soldiers a little more
+expressive than they had been before but the national character remained
+baffling. As a nation we unquestionably have personality but our army is
+somewhat lacking in this quality even among its leaders. Pershing is a
+personality, of course, and Bullard and Sibert and March, but for the
+rest all major generals seemed much alike to us. Sibert we remembered
+because he was a quiet, kindly man who got the things he wanted without
+much fuss. He was among the thinkers of the army. Mostly he was
+listening to other people, but when he talked he wasted no words.
+Undoubtedly he was one of the best loved men in the army for he combined
+with<a name="page_291" id="page_291"></a> his efficiency and his kindliness an occasional playful flash of
+humor. I remember a visit which three American newspaperwomen paid to
+him one day at his headquarters. The conversation had scarcely begun
+when one of the women somewhat tactlessly remarked, "General, this is a
+young man's war, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>General Sibert is husky enough but he is a bit gray and he smiled
+quizzically as he looked at his questioner over the top of a big pair of
+horn-rimmed glasses.</p>
+
+<p>"When I was a cadet at West Point," said General Sibert, "I used to
+console myself with the thought that Napoleon was winning battles when
+he was thirty. Now, I find that my mind dwells more on the fact that
+Hindenburg is seventy."</p>
+
+<p>Robert H. Bullard is probably the most picturesque figure in the
+American army. He has a reputation as a fighter and a daredevil and he
+is still one of the best polo players and broadsword experts in the
+American army. They say that when a second lieutenant swore at him one
+day in the heat of a game he made no complaint but laid for the young
+man later<a name="page_292" id="page_292"></a> on and sent him sprawling off his horse in a wild scrimmage.
+He will fight broadsword duels with anybody regardless of rank if his
+opponent promises to be a man who can test his mettle. And yet it was a
+bit surprising that when the command of one of the crack divisions in
+France was open, General Pershing chose Bullard for the command because
+Major General Robert H. Bullard is perhaps the worst dressed major
+general in the American army. A poilu in one of the provincial cities
+mistook him for an American enlisted man and talked to him with great
+freedom for more than half an hour before an excited French officer
+rushed up and told him that the man with whom he was talking so
+familiarly was an American general.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right," said Bullard, "I wanted to hear what he had to
+say. Come around to my headquarters sometime and tell me some more."</p>
+
+<p>On another occasion I saw an American captain suffer acutely because
+Bullard appeared at a public Franco-American function with two days'
+growth of beard. "What kind<a name="page_293" id="page_293"></a> of an aide can he have," moaned the
+captain. "I was on his staff for two years and I never let him come out
+like that. I always had him fixed up when there was anything important
+on."</p>
+
+<p>Tall, spare, hawk-featured and straight, Bullard represents a type of
+officer who has a large part to play in the American army. It is around
+such men that tradition grows and tradition is the marrow of an army. It
+was Bullard, too, who gave the best expression to the hope and purpose
+of the American army which I heard in France. He had said that what the
+American army must always maintain as its most important asset was the
+offensive spirit and when we asked him just what that was he lapsed into
+a story which was always his favorite device for exposition.</p>
+
+<p>"There was once a Spanish farmer," said General Bullard, "who lived in a
+small house in the country with his pious wife. One day he came rushing
+out of the house with a valise in his hand and his good wife stopped him
+and asked, 'Where are you going?' 'I'm going to Seville,' said the
+farmer bustling right past<a name="page_294" id="page_294"></a> her. 'You mean God willing,' suggested his
+pious wife. 'No,' replied the farmer, 'I just mean that I'm going.'</p>
+
+<p>"The Lord was angered by this impiety and He promptly changed the farmer
+into a frog. His wife could tell that it was her husband all right
+because he was bigger than any of the other frogs and more noisy. She
+went to the edge of the pond every day and prayed that her husband might
+be forgiven. And one morning&mdash;it was the first day of the second
+year&mdash;the big frog suddenly began to swell and get bigger and bigger
+until he wasn't a frog any more, but a man. And he hopped out of the
+pond and stood on the bank beside his wife. Without stopping to kiss her
+or thank her or anything he ran straight into the house and came out
+with a valise in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"'Where are you going?' his wife asked in terror.</p>
+
+<p>"'To Seville,' he said.</p>
+
+<p>"She wrung her hands. 'You mean God willing,' she cried.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' thundered the farmer, 'to Seville or back to the frog pond!'"<a name="page_295" id="page_295"></a></p>
+
+<p>In the main, however, American officers and soldiers were not very
+successful in expressing their feelings and ideals in regard to the war.
+One of the Y. M. C. A. huts carried on an anonymous symposium on the
+subject "Why I joined the army." Only a few of the answers came from the
+heart. Most of the rest were of two types. One sort was swanking and
+swaggering, in which the writer unconsciously melodramatized himself,
+and the other was cynical, in which the writer betrayed the fact that he
+was afraid of being melodramatic. Thus there was one man who answered,
+"To fight for my country, the good old United States, the land of the
+free and the starry flag that I love so well." "Because I was crazy,"
+wrote another and it is probable that neither reason really represented
+the exact feeling of the man in question.</p>
+
+<p>Some were distinctly utilitarian such as that of the soldier who wrote
+"To improve my mind by visiting the famous churches and art galleries of
+the old world." There was also a simplicity and directness in "to put
+Malden on the map." But the two which seemed to<a name="page_296" id="page_296"></a> be the truest of all
+were, "Because they said I wasn't game and I am too" and "Because she'll
+be sorry when she sees my name in the list of the fellows that got
+killed."</p>
+
+<p>For a time I was all muddled up about the American reaction to the war.
+Sometimes we seemed helplessly provincial and then along would come some
+glorious unhelpless assertiveness. This would probably be in something
+to do with plumbing or doctoring. Even our friends in Europe are
+inclined to put us down as materialists. They think we love money more
+than anything else in the world. I don't believe this is true. I think
+we use money only as a symbol and that even if we don't express them, or
+if we express them badly, the American who fights has not forgotten to
+pack his ideals. A young American officer brought that home to me one
+day in Paris. He was a doctor from a thriving factory town upstate.</p>
+
+<p>"You know," he began, "this war is costing me thousands of dollars. I
+was getting along great back home. A lot of factories had me for their
+doctor. My practice was worth $15,000 a year. It was all paid up, too,
+you<a name="page_297" id="page_297"></a> know, workman's compensation stuff. I'll bet it won't be worth a
+nickel when I get back."</p>
+
+<p>He sat and drummed on the table and looked out on the street and a
+couple of Portuguese went by in their slate gray uniforms and then some
+Russians, with their marvelous tunics, which Bakst might have designed;
+there were French aviators in black and red, and rollicking Australians,
+an Italian, looking glum, and a Roumanian with a girl on his arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you ever read 'Ivanhoe'?" said the man with the $15,000 practice,
+fiercely and suddenly.</p>
+
+<p>I nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," he said, "when I was a boy I read that book five times. I
+thought it was the greatest book in the world, and I guess it is, and
+all this reminds me of 'Ivanhoe.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Of 'Ivanhoe'?" I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, you know, all this," and he made an expansive gesture, "Verdun,
+and Joffre, and 'they shall not pass,' and Napoleon's tomb, and war
+bread, and all the men with medals<a name="page_298" id="page_298"></a> and everything. Great stuff!
+There'll never be anything like it in the world again. I tell you it's
+better than 'Ivanhoe.' Everything's happening and I'm in it. I'm in a
+little of it, anyway. And if I have a chance to get in something big I
+don't care what happens. No, sir, if I could just help to give the old
+Boche a good wallop I wouldn't care if I never got back. Why, I wouldn't
+miss this for &mdash;&mdash;" His eyes were sparkling with excitement now and he
+was straining for adequate expression. He brought his fist down on the
+table until the glasses rattled. "I wouldn't miss this for $50,000
+cash," he said.<a name="page_299" id="page_299"></a></p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cb"><i>True Stories of the War</i></p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<p class="nind"><b>MEN, WOMEN AND WAR</b></p>
+
+<p class="adz">B<small>Y</small> W<small>ILL</small> I<small>RWIN</small>, <i>author of "The Latin at War.</i>"</p>
+
+<p class="adz">With the inquisitiveness of the reporter and the pen of an artist in
+words the author has in this book given us the human side of an inhuman
+war. He saw and understood the implacable German war machine; the
+Belgian fighting for his homeland; the regenerated French defending
+their country against the invader, and the imperturbable English,
+determined to maintain their honor even if the empire was threatened.</p>
+
+<p class="adz">"The splendid story of Ypres is the fullest outline of that battle that
+the present reviewer has seen. Mr. Irwin's book is all the better for
+not having been long. It has no dull pages."&mdash;<i>The New York Times</i>.</p>
+
+<p class="c">$1.10 <i>net</i></p>
+
+<p class="nind"><b>THE LATIN AT WAR</b></p>
+
+<p class="adz">B<small>Y</small> W<small>ILL</small> I<small>RWIN</small>, <i>author of "Men, Women and War.</i>"</p>
+
+<p class="adz">No correspondent "at the front" has found more stories of human interest
+than has Mr. Irwin. In this book he has set forth his experiences and
+observations in France and Italy during the year 1917, and discusses the
+social and economic conditions as seen through the eyes of civilians and
+soldiers he interviewed.</p>
+
+<p class="adz">"He makes you visualise while you read, because he visualized while he
+wrote."&mdash;<i>The Outlook</i>, New York.</p>
+
+<p class="adz">"It is a fascinating volume throughout; the more so because of the
+writer's unfailing sense of humor, of pathos, and of sympathy with human
+nature in all its phases and experiences."&mdash;<i>The New York Tribune</i>.</p>
+
+<p class="c">$1.75 <i>net</i></p>
+
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+
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+
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+
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+
+<p class="cb"><i><b>Important War Books</b></i></p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<p class="nind"><b>UNDER FOUR FLAGS FOR FRANCE</b></p>
+
+<p class="adz">B<small>Y</small> <span class="smcap">Captain George Clarke Musgrave</span></p>
+
+<p class="adz">What Captain Musgrave saw as an observer on the Western front since 1914
+is precisely what every American wants to know. He tells the story of
+the war to date, in simple, narrative form, intensely interesting and
+remarkably informative. If you want a true picture of all that has
+happened, and of the situation as it exists today, you will find it in
+this book.</p>
+
+<p class="c"><i>Illustrated</i>, $2.00 <i>net</i></p>
+
+<p class="nind"><b>TO BAGDAD WITH THE BRITISH</b></p>
+
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+
+<p class="adz">Here is the first accurate account of the thrilling campaign in
+Mesopotamia. The author was a member of the British Expeditionary Forces
+and saw the wild rout of the Turks from Kut-el-Amara to Bagdad. His book
+brings home the absorbing story of this important part of the war, and
+shows the real soldier Tommy Atkins is.</p>
+
+<p class="c"><i>Illustrated</i>, $1.50 <i>net</i></p>
+
+<p class="nind"><b>OUT THERE</b></p>
+
+<p class="adz">B<small>Y</small> <span class="smcap">Charles W. Whitehair</span></p>
+
+<p class="adz">This is a story by a Y.M.C.A. worker, who has seen service at the front
+with the English and French soldiers, in Egypt, Flanders, England and
+Scotland and who has witnessed some of the greatest battles of the
+present war.</p>
+
+<p class="c"><i>Illustrated</i>, $1.50 <i>net</i></p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<p class="c">THESE ARE APPLETON BOOKS <a name="page_301" id="page_301"></a><br />
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY.... NEW YORK</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="cb"><i><b>Important War Books</b></i></p>
+
+<p class="nind"><b>AMERICAN WOMEN AND THE WORLD WAR</b></p>
+
+<p class="adz">B<small>Y</small> <span class="smcap">Ida Clyde Clarke</span></p>
+
+<p class="adz">This is a splendid story, brimming with interest, telling how the women
+of America mobilized and organised almost over night, what they have
+accomplished and the work of the various women's organizations. Every
+woman can derive from it inspiration and information of particular value
+to these times.</p>
+
+<p class="c">$2.00 <i>net</i></p>
+
+<p class="nind"><b>GREAT BRITAIN'S PART</b></p>
+
+<p class="adz">B<small>Y</small> <span class="smcap">Paul D. Cravath</span></p>
+
+<p class="adz">In brief compass the author tells what Great Britain has done and is
+doing to help win the great war. The book is unique among war books
+because it is a story of organization rather than of battle front scenes
+and is a side of the war few other writers have more than touched upon.
+"It would be difficult to make language clearer or more effective.... It
+is a veritable pistol shot of alluring information."&mdash;<i>The Christian
+Intelligencer</i>, <i>New York</i>.</p>
+
+<p class="c">$1.00 <i>net</i></p>
+
+<p class="nind"><b>OUT OF THEIR OWN MOUTHS</b></p>
+
+<p>With an introduction by <span class="smcap">William Roscoe Thayer</span></p>
+
+<p class="adz">To prove conclusively the identity of the aggressors in the great war,
+and their ultimate aims this book has been prepared from the official
+documents, speeches, letters and hundreds of unofficial statements of
+German leaders. With few exceptions, the extracts included in this
+collection are taken directly from the German.</p>
+
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+appeared."&mdash;<i>The Springfield Union</i>.</p>
+
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+
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+
+<p class="c">THESE ARE APPLETON BOOKS <a name="page_302" id="page_302"></a><br />
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY.... NEW YORK</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary=""
+style="border:2px dotted black;padding:2%;">
+<tr><th align="center">These typographical errors were corrected by the etext transcriber:</th></tr>
+<tr><td>The corspondent=>The correspondent</td></tr>
+<tr><td>it was passible to see the projectile in flight=>it was possible to see the projectile in flight</td></tr>
+</table>
+
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+<a href="images/back_lg.jpg">
+<img src="images/back_sml.jpg" width="367" height="550" alt="image of the book&#39;s back cover" title="image of the book&#39;s back cover" /></a>
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