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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Peter Plymley's Letters, by Sydney Smith,
+Edited by Henry Morley
+
+
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+Title: Peter Plymley's Letters
+ and Selected Essays
+
+
+Author: Sydney Smith
+
+Editor: Henry Morley
+
+Release Date: September 8, 2014 [eBook #4063]
+[This file was first posted on 29 October 2001]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1893 Cassell & Company edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ CASSELL’S NATIONAL LIBRARY
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+
+ PETER PLYMLEY’S LETTERS
+ AND
+ SELECTED ESSAYS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+ SYDNEY SMITH
+
+ [Picture: Decorative graphic]
+
+ CASSELL & COMPANY LIMITED
+ _LONDON PARIS & MELBOURNE_
+ 1893
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+
+SYDNEY SMITH, of the same age as Walter Scott, was born at Woodford, in
+Essex, in the year 1771, and he died of heart disease, aged seventy-four,
+on the 22nd of February, 1845. His father was a clever man of wandering
+habits who, when he settled in England, reduced his means by buying,
+altering, spoiling, and then selling about nineteen different places in
+England. His mother was of a French family from Languedoc, that had been
+driven to England by the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes. Sydney
+Smith’s grandfather, upon the mother’s side, could speak no English, and
+he himself ascribed some of his gaiety to the French blood in his veins.
+
+He was one of four sons. His eldest brother Robert—known as Bobus—was
+sent to Eton, where he joined Canning, Frere, and John Smith, in writing
+the Eton magazine, the _Microcosm_; and at Cambridge Bobus afterwards was
+known as a fine Latin scholar. Sydney Smith went first to a school at
+Southampton, and then to Winchester, where he became captain of the
+school. Then he was sent for six months to Normandy for a last polish to
+his French before he went on to New College, Oxford. When he had
+obtained his fellowship there, his father left him to his own resources.
+His eldest brother had been trained for the bar, his two younger brothers
+were sent out to India, and Sydney, against his own wish, yielded to the
+strong desire of his father that he should take orders as a clergyman.
+Accordingly, in 1794, he became curate of the small parish of
+Netherhaven, in Wiltshire. Meat came to Netherhaven only once a week in
+a butcher’s cart from Salisbury, and the curate often dined upon potatoes
+flavoured with ketchup.
+
+The only educated neighbour was Mr. Hicks Beach, the squire, who at first
+formally invited the curate to dinner on Sundays, and soon found his wit,
+sense, and high culture so delightful, that the acquaintance ripened into
+friendship. After two years in the curacy, Sydney Smith gave it up and
+went abroad with the squire’s son. “When first I went into the Church,”
+he wrote afterwards, “I had a curacy in the middle of Salisbury Plain;
+the parish was Netherhaven, near Amesbury. The squire of the parish, Mr.
+Beach, took a fancy to me, and after I had served it two years, he
+engaged me as tutor to his eldest son, and it was arranged that I and his
+son should proceed to the University of Weimar in Saxony. We set out,
+but before reaching our destination Germany was disturbed by war, and, in
+stress of politics, we put into Edinburgh, where I remained five years.”
+
+Young Michael Beach, who had little taste for study, lived with Sydney
+Smith as his tutor, and found him a wise guide and pleasant friend. When
+Michael went to the University, his brother William was placed under the
+same good care. Sydney Smith, about the same time, went to London to be
+married. His wife’s rich brother quarrelled with her for marrying a man
+who said that his only fortune consisted in six small silver teaspoons.
+One day after their happy marriage he ran in to his wife and threw them
+in her lap, saying, “There, Kate, you lucky girl, I give you all my
+fortune!” The lucky girl had a small fortune of her own which her
+husband had strictly secured to herself and her children. Mr. Beach
+recognised the value of Sydney Smith’s influence over his son by a
+wedding gift of £750. In 1802 a daughter was born, and in the same year
+Sydney Smith joined Francis Jeffrey and other friends, who then
+maintained credit for Edinburgh as the Modern Athens, in the founding of
+_The Edinburgh Review_, to which the papers in this volume, added to the
+Peter Plymley Letters, were contributed. The Rev. Sydney Smith preached
+sometimes in the Episcopal Church at Edinburgh, and presently had, in
+addition to William Beach, a son of Mr. Gordon, of Ellon Castle, placed
+under his care, receiving £400 a year for each of the young men.
+
+In 1803 Sydney Smith left Edinburgh for London, where he wrote busily in
+_The Edinburgh Review_, but remained poor for many years. His wit
+brought friends, and the marriage of his eldest brother with Lord
+Holland’s aunt quickened the growth of a strong friendship with Lord
+Holland. Through the good offices of Lord Holland, Sydney Smith
+obtained, in 1806, aged thirty-five, the living of Foston-le-Clay, in
+Yorkshire. In the next year appeared the first letter of Peter Plymley
+to his brother Abraham on the subject of the Irish Catholics.
+
+These letters fell, we are told, like sparks on a heap of gunpowder. All
+London, and soon all England, was alive to the sound reason recommended
+by a lively wit. Sydney Smith lived to be recognised as first among the
+social wits, and it was always the chief praise of his wit that wisdom
+was the soul of it. Peter Plymley’s letters, and Sydney Smith’s articles
+on the same subject in _The Edinburgh Review_ were the most powerful aids
+furnished by the pen to the solution of the burning question of their
+time. Lord Murray called the Plymley letters “after Pascal’s letters the
+most instructive piece of wisdom in the form of irony ever written.”
+Worldly wealth came later; but in wit, wisdom, and kindly helpful
+cheerfulness, from youth to age, Sydney Smith’s life was rich.
+
+ H. M.
+
+
+
+
+LETTERS ON THE SUBJECT OF THE CATHOLICS.
+
+
+ TO
+ MY BROTHER ABRAHAM,
+ WHO LIVES IN THE COUNTRY.
+ BY PETER PLYMLEY.
+
+
+
+LETTER I.
+
+
+DEAR ABRAHAM,—A worthier and better man than yourself does not exist; but
+I have always told you, from the time of our boyhood, that you were a bit
+of a goose. Your parochial affairs are governed with exemplary order and
+regularity; you are as powerful in the vestry as Mr. Perceval is in the
+House of Commons,—and, I must say, with much more reason; nor do I know
+any church where the faces and smock-frocks of the congregation are so
+clean, or their eyes so uniformly directed to the preacher. There is
+another point, upon which I will do you ample justice; and that is, that
+the eyes so directed towards you are wide open; for the rustic has, in
+general, good principles, though he cannot control his animal habits;
+and, however loud he may snore, his face is perpetually turned towards
+the fountain of orthodoxy.
+
+Having done you this act of justice, I shall proceed, according to our
+ancient intimacy and familiarity, to explain to you my opinions about the
+Catholics, and to reply to yours.
+
+In the first place, my sweet Abraham, the Pope is not landed—nor are
+there any curates sent out after him—nor has he been hid at St. Albans by
+the Dowager Lady Spencer—nor dined privately at Holland House—nor been
+seen near Dropmore. If these fears exist (which I do not believe), they
+exist only in the mind of the Chancellor of the Exchequer; they emanate
+from his zeal for the Protestant interest; and, though they reflect the
+highest honour upon the delicate irritability of his faith, must
+certainly be considered as more ambiguous proofs of the sanity and vigour
+of his understanding. By this time, however, the best-informed clergy in
+the neighbourhood of the metropolis are convinced that the rumour is
+without foundation; and though the Pope is probably hovering about our
+coast in a fishing-smack, it is most likely he will fall a prey to the
+vigilance of our cruisers; and it is certain that he has not yet polluted
+the Protestantism of our soil.
+
+Exactly in the same manner, the story of the wooden gods seized at
+Charing Cross, by an order from the Foreign Office, turns out to be
+without the shadow of a foundation; instead of the angels and archangels,
+mentioned by the informer, nothing was discovered but a wooden image of
+Lord Mulgrave, going down to Chatham, as a head-piece for the _Spanker_
+gun-vessel; it was an exact resemblance of his Lordship in his military
+uniform; and _therefore_ as little like a god as can well be imagined.
+
+Having set your fears at rest, as to the extent of the conspiracy formed
+against the Protestant religion, I will now come to the argument itself.
+
+You say these men interpret the scriptures in an unorthodox manner, and
+that they eat their god.—Very likely. All this may seem very important
+to you, who live fourteen miles from a market-town, and, from long
+residence upon your living, are become a kind of holy vegetable; and in a
+theological sense it is highly important. But I want soldiers and
+sailors for the state; I want to make a greater use than I now can do of
+a poor country full of men; I want to render the military service popular
+among the Irish; to check the power of France; to make every possible
+exertion for the safety of Europe, which in twenty years’ time will be
+nothing but a mass of French slaves: and then you, and ten other such
+boobies as you, call out—“For God’s sake, do not think of raising cavalry
+and infantry in Ireland! . . . They interpret the Epistle to Timothy in a
+different manner from what we do! . . . They eat a bit of wafer every
+Sunday, which they call their God!” . . . I wish to my soul they would
+eat you, and such reasoners as you are. What! when Turk, Jew, Heretic,
+Infidel, Catholic, Protestant, are all combined against this country;
+when men of every religious persuasion, and no religious persuasion; when
+the population of half the globe is up in arms against us; are we to
+stand examining our generals and armies as a bishop examines a candidate
+for holy orders; and to suffer no one to bleed for England who does not
+agree with you about the second of Timothy? You talk about the
+Catholics! If you and your brotherhood have been able to persuade the
+country into a continuation of this grossest of all absurdities, you have
+ten times the power which the Catholic clergy ever had in their best
+days. Louis XIV., when he revoked the Edict of Nantes, never thought of
+preventing the Protestants from fighting his battles; and gained
+accordingly some of his most splendid victories by the talents of his
+Protestant generals. No power in Europe, but yourselves, has ever
+thought for these hundred years past, of asking whether a bayonet is
+Catholic, or Presbyterian or Lutheran; but whether it is sharp and
+well-tempered. A bigot delights in public ridicule; for he begins to
+think he is a martyr. I can promise you the full enjoyment of this
+pleasure, from one extremity of Europe to the other.
+
+I am as disgusted with the nonsense of the Roman Catholic religion as you
+can be: and no man who talks such nonsense shall ever tithe the product
+of the earth, nor meddle with the ecclesiastical establishment in any
+shape; but what have I to do with the speculative nonsense of his
+theology, when the object is to elect the mayor of a county town, or to
+appoint a colonel of a marching regiment? Will a man discharge the
+solemn impertinences of the one office with less zeal, or shrink from the
+bloody boldness of the other with greater timidity, because the blockhead
+thinks he can eat angels in muffins and chew a spiritual nature in the
+crumpets which he buys from the baker’s shop? I am sorry there should be
+such impious folly in the world, but I should be ten times a greater fool
+than he is, if I refused, till he had made a solemn protestation that the
+crumpet was spiritless and the muffin nothing but a human muffin, to lead
+him out against the enemies of the state. Your whole argument is wrong:
+the state has nothing whatever to do with theological errors which do not
+violate the common rules of morality, and militate against the fair power
+of the ruler: it leaves all these errors to you, and to such as you. You
+have every tenth porker in your parish for refuting them; and take care
+that you are vigilant and logical in the task.
+
+I love the Church as well as you do; but you totally mistake the nature
+of an establishment, when you contend that it ought to be connected with
+the military and civil career of every individual in the state. It is
+quite right that there should be one clergyman to every parish
+interpreting the Scriptures after a particular manner, ruled by a regular
+hierarchy, and paid with a rich proportion of haycocks and wheatsheafs.
+When I have laid this foundation for a rational religion in the
+state—when I have placed ten thousand well-educated men in different
+parts of the kingdom to preach it up, and compelled everybody to pay
+them, whether they hear them or not—I have taken such measures as I know
+must always procure an immense majority in favour of the Established
+Church; but I can go no further. I cannot set up a civil inquisition,
+and say to one, you shall not be a butcher, because you are not orthodox;
+and prohibit another from brewing, and a third from administering the
+law, and a fourth from defending the country. If common justice did not
+prohibit me from such a conduct, common sense would. The advantage to be
+gained by quitting the heresy would make it shameful to abandon it; and
+men who had once left the Church would continue in such a state of
+alienation from a point of honour, and transmit that spirit to their
+latest posterity. This is just the effect your disqualifying laws have
+produced. They have fed Dr. Rees, and Dr. Kippis; crowded the
+congregations of the Old Jewry to suffocation: and enabled every
+sublapsarian, and superlapsarian, and semi-pelagian clergyman, to build
+himself a neat brick chapel, and live with some distant resemblance to
+the state of a gentleman.
+
+You say the King’s coronation oath will not allow him to consent to any
+relaxation of the Catholic laws.—Why not relax the Catholic laws as well
+as the laws against Protestant dissenters? If one is contrary to his
+oath, the other must be so too; for the spirit of the oath is, to defend
+the Church establishment, which the Quaker and the Presbyterian differ
+from as much or more than the Catholic; and yet his Majesty has repealed
+the Corporation and Test Act in Ireland, and done more for the Catholics
+of both kingdoms than had been done for them since the Reformation. In
+1778 the ministers said nothing about the royal conscience; in 1793 no
+conscience; in 1804 no conscience; the common feeling of humanity and
+justice then seem to have had their fullest influence upon the advisers
+of the Crown; but in 1807—a year, I suppose, eminently fruitful in moral
+and religious scruples (as some years are fruitful in apples, some in
+hops),—it is contended by the well-paid John Bowles, and by Mr. Perceval
+(who tried to be well paid), that this is now perjury which we had
+hitherto called policy and benevolence. Religious liberty has never made
+such a stride as under the reign of his present Majesty; nor is there any
+instance in the annals of our history, where so many infamous and
+damnable laws have been repealed as those against the Catholics which
+have been put an end to by him; and then, at the close of this useful
+policy, his advisers discover that the very measures of concession and
+indulgence, or (to use my own language) the measures of justice, which he
+has been pursuing through the whole of his reign, are contrary to the
+oath he takes at its commencement! That oath binds his Majesty not to
+consent to any measure contrary to the interest of the Established
+Church; but who is to judge of the tendency of each particular measure?
+Not the King alone: it can never be the intention of this law that the
+King, who listens to the advice of his Parliament upon a read bill,
+should reject it upon the most important of all measures. Whatever be
+his own private judgment of the tendency of any ecclesiastical bill, he
+complies most strictly with his oath, if he is guided in that particular
+point by the advice of his Parliament, who may be presumed to understand
+its tendency better than the King, or any other individual. You say, if
+Parliament had been unanimous in their opinion of the absolute necessity
+for Lord Howick’s bill, and the King had thought it pernicious, he would
+have been perjured if he had not rejected it. I say, on the contrary,
+his Majesty would have acted in the most conscientious manner, and have
+complied most scrupulously with his oath, if he had sacrificed his own
+opinion to the opinion of the great council of the nation; because the
+probability was that such opinion was better than his own; and upon the
+same principle, in common life, you give up your opinion to your
+physician, your lawyer, and your builder.
+
+You admit this bill did not compel the King to elect Catholic officers,
+but only gave him the option of doing so if he pleased; but you add, that
+the King was right in not trusting such dangerous power to himself or his
+successors. Now you are either to suppose that the King for the time
+being has a zeal for the Catholic establishment, or that he has not. If
+he has not, where is the danger of giving such an option? If you suppose
+that he may be influenced by such an admiration of the Catholic religion,
+why did his present Majesty, in the year 1804, consent to that bill which
+empowered the Crown to station ten thousand Catholic soldiers in any part
+of the kingdom, and place them absolutely at the disposal of the Crown?
+If the King of England for the time being is a good Protestant, there can
+be no danger in making the Catholic _eligible_ to anything: if he is not,
+no power can possibly be so dangerous as that conveyed by the bill last
+quoted; to which, in point of peril, Lord Howick’s bill is a mere joke.
+But the real fact is, one bill opened a door to his Majesty’s advisers
+for trick, jobbing, and intrigue; the other did not.
+
+Besides, what folly to talk to me of an oath, which, under all possible
+circumstances, is to prevent the relaxation of the Catholic laws! for
+such a solemn appeal to God sets all conditions and contingencies at
+defiance. Suppose Bonaparte was to retrieve the only very great blunder
+he has made, and were to succeed, after repeated trials, in making an
+impression upon Ireland, do you think we should hear any thing of the
+impediment of a coronation oath? or would the spirit of this country
+tolerate for an hour such ministers, and such unheard-of nonsense, if the
+most distant prospect existed of conciliating the Catholics by every
+species even of the most abject concession? And yet, if your argument is
+good for anything, the coronation oath ought to reject, at such a moment,
+every tendency to conciliation, and to bind Ireland for ever to the crown
+of France.
+
+I found in your letter the usual remarks about fire, fagot, and bloody
+Mary. Are you aware, my dear Priest, that there were as many persons put
+to death for religious opinions under the mild Elizabeth as under the
+bloody Mary? The reign of the former was, to be sure, ten times as long;
+but I only mention the fact, merely to show you that something depends
+upon the age in which men live, as well as on their religious opinions.
+Three hundred years ago men burnt and hanged each other for these
+opinions. Time has softened Catholic as well as Protestant: they both
+required it; though each perceives only his own improvement, and is blind
+to that of the other. We are all the creatures of circumstances. I know
+not a kinder and better man than yourself; but you, if you had lived in
+those times, would certainly have roasted your Catholic: and I promise
+you, if the first exciter of this religious mob had been as powerful then
+as he is now, you would soon have been elevated to the mitre. I do not
+go the length of saying that the world has suffered as much from
+Protestant as from Catholic persecution; far from it: but you should
+remember the Catholics had all the power, when the idea first started up
+in the world that there could be two modes of faith; and that it was much
+more natural they should attempt to crush this diversity of opinion by
+great and cruel efforts, than that the Protestants should rage against
+those who differed from them, when the very basis of their system was
+complete freedom in all spiritual matters.
+
+I cannot extend my letter any further at present, but you shall soon hear
+from me again. You tell me I am a party man. I hope I shall always be
+so, when I see my country in the hands of a pert London joker and a
+second-rate lawyer. Of the first, no other good is known than that he
+makes pretty Latin verses; the second seems to me to have the head of a
+country parson and the tongue of an Old Bailey lawyer.
+
+If I could see good measures pursued, I care not a farthing who is in
+power; but I have a passionate love for common justice, and for common
+sense, and I abhor and despise every man who builds up his political
+fortune upon their ruin.
+
+God bless you, reverend Abraham, and defend you from the Pope, and all of
+us from that administration who seek power by opposing a measure which
+Burke, Pitt, and Fox all considered as absolutely necessary to the
+existence of the country.
+
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+
+DEAR ABRAHAM,—The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon earth
+has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the offices
+whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is no law which
+prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could be no such law;
+because it is impossible to find out what passes in the interior of any
+man’s mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to exclude all men from
+certain offices who contended for the legality of taking tithes: the only
+mode of discovering that fervid love of decimation which I know you to
+possess would be to tender you an oath “against that damnable doctrine,
+that it is lawful for a spiritual man to take, abstract, appropriate,
+subduct, or lead away the tenth calf, sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck,”
+&c., &c., &c., and every other animal that ever existed, which of course
+the lawyers would take care to enumerate. Now this oath I am sure you
+would rather die than take; and so the Catholic is excluded from
+Parliament because he will not swear that he disbelieves the leading
+doctrines of his religion! The Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths
+which oppress him; your answer is that he does not respect oaths. Then
+why subject him to the test of oaths? The oaths keep him out of
+Parliament; why, then, he respects them. Turn which way you will, either
+your laws are nugatory, or the Catholic is bound by religious obligations
+as you are; but no eel in the well-sanded fist of a cook-maid, upon the
+eve of being skinned, ever twisted and writhed as an orthodox parson does
+when he is compelled by the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour
+of a dissenter.
+
+I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the Scarlet
+Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid it will induce
+His Majesty’s Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce several severe
+bills against popery, if that is the case; and though he will have the
+decency to appoint a previous committee of inquiry as to the fact, the
+committee will be garbled, and the report inflammatory. Leaving this to
+be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to inform you, that,
+previously to the bill last passed in favour of the Catholics, at the
+suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his satisfaction, the opinions of six of
+the most celebrated of the foreign Catholic universities were taken as to
+the right of the Pope to interfere in the temporal concerns of any
+country. The answer cannot possibly leave the shadow of a doubt, even in
+the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr. Rennel would be compelled to admit it,
+if three Bishops lay dead at the very moment the question were put to
+him. To this answer might be added also the solemn declaration and
+signature of all the Catholics in Great Britain.
+
+I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all deny
+it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most decided
+manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual head of their
+Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed upon by mere
+names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing who is
+the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the head of
+the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the Quaker
+Church? Is not the General Assembly at the head of the Church of
+Scotland? How is the government disturbed by these many-headed Churches?
+or in what way is the power of the Crown augmented by this almost nominal
+dignity?
+
+The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops: and
+if the government would take half the pains to keep the Catholics out of
+the arms of France that it does to widen Temple Bar, or improve Snow
+Hill, the King would get into his hands the appointments of the titular
+Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C-’s sisters enjoy pensions more than
+sufficient to place the two greatest dignitaries of the Irish Catholic
+Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.
+
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would be
+easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve enough
+of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to satisfy the
+scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination remained with the
+Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the very name of Ireland
+is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to common feeling, common
+prudence, and common sense, and to act with the barbarity of tyrants and
+the fatuity of idiots.
+
+Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human beings,
+increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence, who, if firmly
+united with this country, would set at defiance the power of France, and
+if once wrested from their alliance with England, would in three years
+render its existence as an independent nation absolutely impossible. You
+speak of danger to the Establishment: I request to know when the
+Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche was in Bantry Bay,
+and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts of the Jesuits, were
+half so terrible? Mr. Perceval and his parsons forget all this, in their
+horror lest twelve or fourteen old women may be converted to holy water
+and Catholic nonsense. They never see that, while they are saving these
+venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland may be lost, England broken
+down, and the Protestant Church, with all its deans, prebendaries,
+Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the vortex of oblivion.
+
+Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr. Duigenan.
+I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied its present
+strength and condition with no common labour. Be assured Ireland does
+not contain at this moment less than five millions of people. There were
+returned in the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000 houses, and there is
+no kind of question that there were about 50,000 houses omitted in that
+return. Taking, however, only the number returned for the tax, and
+allowing the average of six to a house (a very small average for a
+potato-fed people), this brings the population to 4,200,000 people in the
+year 1791: and it can be shown from the clearest evidence (and Mr.
+Newenham in his book shows it), that Ireland for the last fifty years has
+increased in its population at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which
+leaves the present population of Ireland at about five millions, after
+every possible deduction for _existing circumstances_, _just and
+necessary wars_, _monstrous and unnatural rebellions_, and all other
+sources of human destruction. Of this population, two out of ten are
+Protestants; and the half of the Protestant population are Dissenters,
+and as inimical to the Church as the Catholics themselves. In this state
+of things thumbscrews and whipping—admirable engines of policy as they
+must be considered to be—will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will
+hang over you; they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter
+to give them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner, your
+claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of these
+present men may not bring on such another crisis of public affairs!
+
+What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?—Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The most
+ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more than twenty
+members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the other, if
+the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect. Do you mean that
+these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the tithes from
+the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic clergy? Do you mean that
+a Catholic general would march his army into the House of Commons, and
+purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr. Duigenan? or, that the theological
+writers would become all of a sudden more acute or more learned, if the
+present civil incapacities were removed? Do you fear for your tithes, or
+your doctrines, or your person, or the English Constitution? Every fear,
+taken separately, is so glaringly absurd, that no man has the folly or
+the boldness to state it. Every one conceals his ignorance, or his
+baseness, in a stupid general panic, which, when called on, he is utterly
+incapable of explaining. Whatever you think of the Catholics, there they
+are—you cannot get rid of them; your alternative is to give them a lawful
+place for stating their grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not
+admit them to the House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in
+Potatoe Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as
+they would be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of
+security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament,
+looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that such a
+wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness and ignorance
+to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you neglect them? They
+are too numerous for both these expedients. What remains to be done is
+obvious to every human being—but to that man who, instead of being a
+Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of us and our children, and for the
+ruin of Troy and the misery of good old Priam and his sons, become a
+legislator and a politician.
+
+A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble noblemen in
+Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation of political
+power; whereas, there is no more distinction between these two things
+than there is between him who makes the distinction and a booby. If I
+strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty
+stripes . . . I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you live
+shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but you, who
+are a Catholic . . . I do not persecute! What barbarous nonsense is
+this! as if degradation was not as great an evil as bodily pain or as
+severe poverty: as if I could not be as great a tyrant by saying, You
+shall not enjoy—as by saying, You shall suffer. The English, I believe,
+are as truly religious as any nation in Europe; I know no greater
+blessing; but it carries with it this evil in its train, that any villain
+who will bawl out, “_The Church is in danger_!” may get a place and a
+good pension; and that any administration who will do the same thing may
+bring a set of men into power who, at a moment of stationary and passive
+piety, would be hooted by the very boys in the streets. But it is not
+all religion; it is, in great part, the narrow and exclusive spirit which
+delights to keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom from
+other human beings. “Your religion has always been degraded; you are in
+the dust, and I will take care you never rise again. I should enjoy less
+the possession of an earthly good by every additional person to whom it
+was extended.” You may not be aware of it yourself, most reverend
+Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics upon the same
+principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham or a
+gooseberry dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they secure to
+her a certain flavour, but because they remind her that her neighbours
+want it:—a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a priest; venial
+when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical and execrable when
+it narrows the boon of religious freedom.
+
+You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present prime
+minister. Grant you all that you write—I say, I fear he will ruin
+Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true interest of
+his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval, and
+kind to the Master Percevals! These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious public
+danger; but somehow or another (if public and private virtues must always
+be incompatible), I should prefer that he destroyed the domestic
+happiness of Wood or Cockell, owed for the veal of the preceding year,
+whipped his boys, and saved his country.
+
+The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused several
+Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of either
+religion; and the report to have been published with accompanying plates.
+If the viscera, and other organs of life, had been found to be the same
+as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions of nerves, arteries, cerebrum,
+and cerebellum, had been the same as we are provided with, or as the
+Dissenters are now known to possess; then, indeed, they might have met
+Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence, and convinced the country at large of
+the strong probability that the Catholics are really human creatures,
+endowed with the feelings of men, and entitled to all their rights. But
+instead of this wise and prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his usual
+precipitation, brings forward a bill in their favour, without offering
+the slightest proof to the country that they were anything more than
+horses and oxen. The person who shows the lama at the corner of
+Piccadilly has the precaution to write up—_Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to
+be a real quadruped_, so his Lordship might have said—_Allowed by the
+bench of Bishops to be real human creatures_. . . . I could write you
+twenty letters upon this subject; but I am tired, and so I suppose are
+you. Our friendship is now of forty years’ standing; you know me to be a
+truly religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a party. I love
+the king, but I love the people as well as the king; and if I am sorry to
+see his old age molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions of
+Catholics baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord Grenville,
+and Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if I abhor . . .
+it is because I know there is but one man among them who is not laughing
+at the enormous folly and credulity of the country, and that he is an
+ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and frivolous jester,
+of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly, learn, my dear Abraham,
+that this political Killigrew, just before the breaking-up of the last
+administration, was in actual treaty with them for a place; and if they
+had survived twenty-four hours longer, he would have been now declaiming
+against the cry of No Popery! instead of inflaming it. With this
+practical comment on the baseness of human nature, I bid you adieu!
+
+
+
+LETTER III.
+
+
+ALL that I have so often told you, Mr. Abraham Plymley, is now come to
+pass. The Scythians, in whom you and the neighbouring country gentleman
+placed such confidence, are smitten hip and thigh; their Beningsen put to
+open shame; their magazines of train oil intercepted, and we are waking
+from our disgraceful drunkenness to all the horrors of Mr. Perceval and
+Mr. Canning . . . We shall now see if a nation is to be saved by
+school-boy jokes and doggrel rhymes, by affronting petulance, and by the
+tones and gesticulations of Mr. Pitt. But these are not all the
+auxiliaries on which we have to depend; to these his colleague will add
+the strictest attention to the smaller parts of ecclesiastical
+government, to hassocks, to psalters, and to surplices; in the last
+agonies of England, he will bring in a bill to regulate Easter-offerings:
+and he will adjust the stipends of curates, when the flag of France is
+unfurled on the hills of Kent. Whatever can be done by very mistaken
+notions of the piety of a Christian, and by a very wretched imitation of
+the eloquence of Mr. Pitt, will be done by these two gentlemen. After
+all, if they both really were what they both either wish to be, or wish
+to be thought; if the one were an enlightened Christian who drew from the
+Gospel the toleration, the charity, and the sweetness which it contains;
+and if the other really possessed any portion of the great understanding
+of his Nisus who guarded him from the weapons of the Whigs, I should
+still doubt if they could save us. But I am sure we are not to be saved
+by religious hatred, and by religious trifling; by any psalmody, however
+sweet; or by any persecution, however sharp; I am certain the sounds of
+Mr. Pitt’s voice, and the measure of his tones, and the movement of his
+arms, will do nothing for us; when these tones and movements, and voice
+brings us always declamation without sense or knowledge, and ridicule
+without good humour or conciliation. Oh, Mr. Plymley, this never will
+do. Mrs. Abraham Plymley, my sister, will be led away captive by an
+amorous Gaul; and Joel Plymley your firstborn, will be a French drummer.
+
+Out of sight, out of mind, seems to be a proverb which applies to enemies
+as well as friends. Because the French army was no longer seen from the
+cliffs of Dover; because the sound of cannon was no longer heard by the
+debauched London bathers on the Sussex coast; because the _Morning Post_
+no longer fixed the invasion sometimes for Monday, sometimes for Tuesday,
+sometimes (positively for the last time of invading) on Saturday; because
+all these causes of terror were suspended, you conceived the power of
+Bonaparte to be at an end, and were setting off for Paris with Lord
+Hawkesbury the conqueror. This is precisely the method in which the
+English have acted during the whole of the revolutionary war. If Austria
+or Prussia armed, doctors of divinity immediately printed those passages
+out of Habakkuk, in which the destruction of the Usurper by General Mack,
+and the Duke of Brunswick, are so clearly predicted. If Bonaparte
+halted, there was a mutiny or a dysentery. If any one of his generals
+were eaten up by the light troops of Russia, and picked (as their manner
+is) to the bone, the sanguine spirit of this country displayed itself in
+all its glory. What scenes of infamy did the Society for the Suppression
+of Vice lay open to our astonished eyes! tradesmen’s daughters dancing,
+pots of beer carried out between the first and second lesson, and dark
+and distant rumours of indecent prints. Clouds of Mr. Canning’s cousins
+arrived by the waggon; all the contractors left their cards with Mr.
+Rose; and every plunderer of the public crawled out of his hole, like
+slugs, and grubs, and worms after a shower of rain.
+
+If my voice could have been heard at the late changes, I should have
+said, “Gently, patience, stop a little; the time is not yet come; the mud
+of Poland will harden, and the bowels of the French grenadiers will
+recover their tone. When honesty, good sense, and liberality have
+extricated you out of your present embarrassment, then dismiss them as a
+matter of course; but you cannot spare them just now; don’t be in too
+great a hurry, or there will be no monarch to flatter, and no country to
+pillage; only submit for a little time to be respected abroad, overlook
+the painful absence of the tax-gatherer for a few years, bear up nobly
+under the increase of freedom and of liberal policy for a little time,
+and I promise you, at the expiration of that period, you shall be
+plundered, insulted, disgraced, and restrained to your heart’s content.
+Do not imagine I have any intention of putting servility and canting
+hypocrisy permanently out of place, or of filling up with courage and
+sense those offices which naturally devolve upon decorous imbecility and
+flexible cunning: give us only a little time to keep off the hussars of
+France, and then the jobbers and jesters shall return to their
+birthright, and public virtue be called by its own name of fanaticism.”
+Such is the advice I would have offered to my infatuated countrymen: but
+it rained very hard in November, Brother Abraham, and the bowels of our
+enemies were loosened, and we put our trust in white fluxes and wet mud;
+and there is nothing now to oppose to the conqueror of the world but a
+small table wit, and the sallow Surveyor of the Meltings.
+
+You ask me, if I think it possible for this country to survive the recent
+misfortunes of Europe?—I answer you, without the slightest degree of
+hesitation: that if Bonaparte lives, and a great deal is not immediately
+done for the conciliation of the Catholics, it does seem to me absolutely
+impossible but that we must perish; and take this with you, that we shall
+perish without exciting the slightest feeling of present or future
+compassion, but fall amidst the hootings and revilings of Europe, as a
+nation of blockheads, Methodists, and old women. If there were any great
+scenery, any heroic feelings, any blaze of ancient virtue, any exalted
+death, any termination of England that would be ever remembered, ever
+honoured in that western world, where liberty is now retiring, conquest
+would be more tolerable, and ruin more sweet; but it is doubly miserable
+to become slaves abroad, because we would be tyrants at home; to
+persecute, when we are contending against persecution; and to perish,
+because we have raised up worse enemies within, from our own bigotry,
+than we are exposed to without, from the unprincipled ambition of France.
+It is indeed a most silly and affecting spectacle to rage at such a
+moment against our own kindred and our own blood; to tell them they
+cannot be honourable in war, because they are conscientious in religion;
+to stipulate (at the very moment when we should buy their hearts and
+swords at any price) that they must hold up the right hand in prayer, and
+not the left; and adore one common God, by turning to the east rather
+than to the west.
+
+What is it the Catholics ask of you? Do not exclude us from the honours
+and emoluments of the state because we worship God in one way, and you
+worship Him in another. In a period of the deepest peace, and the
+fattest prosperity, this would be a fair request; it should be granted,
+if Lord Hawkesbury had reached Paris, if Mr. Canning’s interpreter had
+threatened the Senate in an opening speech, or Mr. Perceval explained to
+them the improvements he meant to introduce into the Catholic religion;
+but to deny the Irish this justice now, in the present state of Europe,
+and in the summer months, just as the season for destroying kingdoms is
+coming on, is (beloved Abraham), whatever you may think of it, little
+short of positive insanity.
+
+Here is a frigate attacked by a corsair of immense strength and size,
+rigging cut, masts in danger of coming by the board, four foot water in
+the hold, men dropping off very fast; in this dreadful situation how do
+you think the Captain acts (whose name shall be Perceval)? He calls all
+hands upon deck; talks to them of King, country, glory, sweethearts, gin,
+French prison, wooden shoes, Old England, and hearts of oak; they give
+three cheers, rush to their guns, and, after a tremendous conflict,
+succeed in beating off the enemy. Not a syllable of all this; this is
+not the manner in which the honourable Commander goes to work: the first
+thing he does is to secure twenty or thirty of his prime sailors who
+happen to be Catholics, to clap them in irons, and set over them a guard
+of as many Protestants; having taken this admirable method of defending
+himself against his infidel opponents, he goes upon deck, reminds the
+sailors in a very bitter harangue, that they are of different religions;
+exhorts the Episcopal gunner not to trust to the Presbyterian
+quartermaster; issues positive orders that the Catholics should be fired
+at upon the first appearance of discontent; rushes through blood and
+brains, examining his men in the Catechism and thirty-nine Articles, and
+positively forbids every one to sponge or ram who has not taken the
+Sacrament according to the Church of England. Was it right to take out a
+captain made of excellent British stuff, and to put in such a man as
+this? Is not he more like a parson, or a talking lawyer, than a
+thorough-bred seaman? And built as she is of heart of oak, and admirably
+manned, is it possible, with such a captain, to save this ship from going
+to the bottom?
+
+You have an argument, I perceive, in common with many others, against the
+Catholics, that their demands complied with would only lead to further
+exactions, and that it is better to resist them now, before anything is
+conceded, than hereafter, when it is found that all concessions are in
+vain. I wish the Chancellor of the Exchequer, who uses this reasoning to
+exclude others from their just rights, had tried its efficacy, not by his
+understanding, but by (what are full of much better things) his pockets.
+Suppose the person to whom he applied for the meltings had withstood
+every plea of wife and fourteen children, no business, and good
+character, and refused him this paltry little office because he might
+hereafter attempt to get hold of the revenues of the Duchy of Lancaster
+for life? would not Mr. Perceval have contended eagerly against the
+injustice of refusing moderate requests, because immoderate ones may
+hereafter be made? Would he not have said, and said truly, Leave such
+exorbitant attempts as these to the general indignation of the Commons,
+who will take care to defeat them when they do occur; but do not refuse
+me the Irons and the Meltings now, because I may totally lose sight of
+all moderation hereafter? Leave hereafter to the spirit and the wisdom
+of hereafter; and do not be niggardly now from the apprehension that men
+as wise as you should be profuse in times to come.
+
+You forget, Brother Abraham, that is a vast art, where quarrels cannot be
+avoided, to turn public opinion in your favour and to the prejudice of
+your enemy; a vast privilege to feel that you are in the right, and to
+make him feel that he is in the wrong: a privilege which makes you more
+than a man, and your antagonist less; and often secures victory by
+convincing him who contends that he must submit to injustice if he
+submits to defeat. Open every rank in the army and the navy to the
+Catholic; let him purchase at the same price as the Protestant (if either
+Catholic or Protestant can purchase such refined pleasures) the privilege
+of hearing Lord Castlereagh speak for three hours; keep his clergy from
+starving, soften some of the most odious powers of the tithing-man, and
+you will for ever lay this formidable question to rest. But if I am
+wrong, and you must quarrel at last, quarrel upon just rather than unjust
+grounds; divide the Catholic and unite the Protestant; be just, and your
+own exertions will be more formidable and their exertions less
+formidable; be just, and you will take away from their party all the best
+and wisest understandings of both persuasions, and knit them firmly to
+your own cause. “Thrice is he armed who has his quarrel just;” and ten
+times as much may he be taxed. In the beginning of any war, however
+destitute of common sense, every mob will roar, and every Lord of the
+Bedchamber address; but if you are engaged in a war that is to last for
+years, and to require important sacrifices, take care to make the justice
+of your case so clear and so obvious that it cannot be mistaken by the
+most illiterate country gentleman who rides the earth. Nothing, in fact,
+can be so grossly absurd as the argument which says I will deny justice
+to you now, because I suspect future injustice from you. At this rate,
+you may lock a man up in your stable, and refuse to let him out, because
+you suspect that he has an intention, at some future period, of robbing
+your hen-roost. You may horsewhip him at Lady Day, because you believe
+he will affront you at Midsummer. You may commit a greater evil, to
+guard against a less which is merely contingent, and may never happen.
+You may do what you have done a century ago in Ireland, make the
+Catholics worse than Helots, because you suspected that they might
+hereafter aspire to be more than fellow citizens; rendering their
+sufferings certain from your jealousy, while yours were only doubtful
+from their ambition; an ambition sure to be excited by the very measures
+which were taken to prevent it.
+
+The physical strength of the Catholics will not be greater because you
+give them a share of political power. You may by these means turn rebels
+into friends; but I do not see how you make rebels more formidable. If
+they taste of the honey of lawful power, they will love the hive from
+whence they procure it; if they will struggle with us like men in the
+same state for civil influence, we are safe. All that I dread is the
+physical strength of four millions of men combined with an invading
+French army. If you are to quarrel at last with this enormous
+population, still put it off as long as you can; you must gain, and
+cannot lose, by the delay. The state of Europe cannot be worse; the
+conviction which the Catholics entertain of your tyranny and injustice
+cannot be more alarming, nor the opinions of your own people more
+divided. Time, which produces such effect upon brass and marble, may
+inspire one Minister with modesty and another with compassion; every
+circumstance may be better; some certainly will be so, none can be worse;
+and after all the evil may never happen.
+
+You have got hold, I perceive, of all the vulgar English stories
+respecting the hereditary transmission of forfeited property, and
+seriously believe that every Catholic beggar wears the terriers of his
+father’s land next his skin, and is only waiting for better times to cut
+the throat of the Protestant possessor, and get drunk in the hall of his
+ancestors. There is one irresistible answer to this mistake, and that
+is, that the forfeited lands are purchased indiscriminately by Catholic
+and Protestant, and that the Catholic purchaser never objects to such a
+title. Now the land so purchased by a Catholic is either his own family
+estate, or it is not. If it is, you suppose him so desirous of coming
+into possession that he resorts to the double method of rebellion and
+purchase; if it is not his own family estate of which he becomes the
+purchaser, you suppose him first to purchase, then to rebel, in order to
+defeat the purchase. These things may happen in Ireland, but it is
+totally impossible they can happen anywhere else. In fact, what land can
+any man of any sect purchase in Ireland, but forfeited property? In all
+other oppressed countries which I have ever heard of, the rapacity of the
+conqueror was bounded by the territorial limits in which the objects of
+his avarice were contained; but Ireland has been actually confiscated
+twice over, as a cat is twice killed by a wicked parish boy.
+
+I admit there is a vast luxury in selecting a particular set of
+Christians, and in worrying them as a boy worries a puppy dog; it is an
+amusement in which all the young English are brought up from their
+earliest days. I like the idea of saying to men who use a different
+hassock from me, that till they change their hassock they shall never be
+Colonels, Aldermen, or Parliament-men. While I am gratifying my personal
+insolence respecting religious forms, I fondle myself into an idea that I
+am religious, and that I am doing my duty in the most exemplary, as I
+certainly am in the most easy, way. But then, my good Abraham, this
+sport, admirable as it is, is become, with respect to the Catholics, a
+little dangerous; and if we are not extremely careful in taking the
+amusement, we shall tumble into the holy water and be drowned. As it
+seems necessary to your idea of an established church to have somebody to
+worry and torment, suppose we were to select for this purpose William
+Wilberforce, Esq., and the patent Christians of Clapham. We shall by
+this expedient enjoy the same opportunity for cruelty and injustice,
+without being exposed to the same risks: we will compel them to abjure
+vital clergymen by a public test, to deny that the said William
+Wilberforce has any power of working miracles, touching for barrenness or
+any other infirmity, or that he is endowed with any preternatural gift
+whatever. We will swear them to the doctrine of good works, compel them
+to preach common sense, and to hear it; to frequent Bishops, Deans, and
+other High Churchmen; and to appear, once in the quarter at the least, at
+some melodrame, opera, pantomime, or other light scenical representation;
+in short, we will gratify the love of insolence and power; we will enjoy
+the old orthodox sport of witnessing the impotent anger of men compelled
+to submit to civil degradation, or to sacrifice their notions of truth to
+ours. And all this we may do without the slightest risk, because their
+numbers are, as yet, not very considerable. Cruelty and injustice must,
+of course, exist; but why connect them with danger? Why torture a
+bulldog when you can get a frog or a rabbit? I am sure my proposal will
+meet with the most universal approbation. Do not be apprehensive of any
+opposition from ministers. If it is a case of hatred, we are sure that
+one man will defend it by the Gospel: if it abridges human freedom, we
+know that another will find precedents for it in the Revolution.
+
+In the name of Heaven, what are we to gain by suffering Ireland to be
+rode by that faction which now predominates over it? Why are we to
+endanger our own Church and State, not for 500,000 Episcopalians, but for
+ten or twelve great Orange families, who have been sucking the blood of
+that country for these hundred years last past? and the folly of the
+Orangemen in playing this game themselves, is almost as absurd as ours in
+playing it for them. They ought to have the sense to see that their
+business now is to keep quietly the lands and beeves of which the fathers
+of the Catholics were robbed in days of yore; they must give to their
+descendants the sop of political power: by contending with them for
+names, they will lose realities, and be compelled to beg their potatoes
+in a foreign land, abhorred equally by the English, who have witnessed
+their oppression, and by the Catholic Irish, who have smarted under them.
+
+
+
+LETTER IV.
+
+
+THEN comes Mr. Isaac Hawkins Brown (the gentleman who danced so badly at
+the Court of Naples), and asks if it is not an anomaly to educate men in
+another religion than your own. It certainly is our duty to get rid of
+error, and, above all, of religious error; but this is not to be done
+_per saltum_, or the measure will miscarry, like the Queen. It may be
+very easy to dance away the royal embryo of a great kingdom; but Mr.
+Hawkins Brown must look before he leaps, when his object is to crush an
+opposite sect in religion; false steps aid the one effect as much as they
+are fatal to the other: it will require not only the lapse of Mr. Hawkins
+Brown, but the lapse of centuries, before the absurdities of the Catholic
+religion are laughed at as much as they deserve to be; but surely, in the
+meantime, the Catholic religion is better than none; four millions of
+Catholics are better than four millions of wild beasts; two hundred
+priests educated by our own government are better than the same number
+educated by the man who means to destroy us.
+
+The whole sum now appropriated by Government to the religious education
+of four millions of Christians is £13,000; a sum about one hundred times
+as large being appropriated in the same country to about one-eighth part
+of this number of Protestants. When it was proposed to raise this grant
+from £8,000 to £13,000, its present amount, this sum was objected to by
+that most indulgent of Christians, Mr. Spencer Perceval, as enormous; he
+himself having secured for his own eating and drinking, and the eating
+and drinking of the Master and Miss Percevals, the reversionary sum of
+£21,000 a year of the public money, and having just failed in a desperate
+and rapacious attempt to secure to himself for life the revenues of the
+Duchy of Lancaster: and the best of it is, that this minister, after
+abusing his predecessors for their impious bounty to the Catholics, has
+found himself compelled, from the apprehension of immediate danger, to
+grant the sum in question, thus dissolving his pearl in vinegar, and
+destroying all the value of the gift by the virulence and reluctance with
+which it was granted.
+
+I hear from some persons in Parliament, and from others in the sixpenny
+societies for debate, a great deal about unalterable laws passed at the
+Revolution. When I hear any man talk of an unalterable law, the only
+effect it produces upon me is to convince me that he is an unalterable
+fool. A law passed when there was Germany, Spain, Russia, Sweden,
+Holland, Portugal, and Turkey; when there was a disputed succession; when
+four or five hundred acres were won and lost after ten years’ hard
+fighting; when armies were commanded by the sons of kings, and campaigns
+passed in an interchange of civil letters and ripe fruit; and for these
+laws, when the whole state of the world is completely changed, we are
+now, according to my Lord Hawkesbury, to hold ourselves ready to perish.
+It is no mean misfortune, in times like these, to be forced to say
+anything about such men as Lord Hawkesbury, and to be reminded that we
+are governed by them, but as I am driven to it, I must take the liberty
+of observing that the wisdom and liberality of my Lord Hawkesbury are of
+that complexion which always shrinks from the present exercise of these
+virtues by praising the splendid examples of them in ages past. If he
+had lived at such periods, he would have opposed the Revolution by
+praising the Reformation, and the Reformation by speaking handsomely of
+the Crusades. He gratifies his natural antipathy to great and courageous
+measures by playing off the wisdom and courage which have ceased to
+influence human affairs against that wisdom and courage which living men
+would employ for present happiness. Besides, it happens unfortunately
+for the Warden of the Cinque Ports, that to the principal incapacities
+under which the Irish suffer, they were subjected after that great and
+glorious revolution, to which we are indebted for so many blessings, and
+his Lordship for the termination of so many periods. The Catholics were
+not excluded from the Irish House of Commons, or military commands,
+before the 3rd and 4th of William and Mary, and the 1st and 2nd of Queen
+Anne.
+
+If the great mass of the people, environed as they are on every side with
+Jenkinsons, Percevals, Melvilles, and other perils, were to pray for
+divine illumination and aid, what more could Providence in its mercy do
+than send them the example of Scotland? For what a length of years was
+it attempted to compel the Scotch to change their religion: horse, foot,
+artillery, and armed Prebendaries, were sent out after the Presbyterian
+parsons and their congregations. The Percevals of those days called for
+blood: this call is never made in vain, and blood was shed; but, to the
+astonishment and horror of the Percevals of those days, they could not
+introduce the book of Common Prayer, nor prevent that metaphysical people
+from going to heaven their true way, instead of our true way. With a
+little oatmeal for food, and a little sulphur for friction, allaying
+cutaneous irritation with the one hand, and holding his Calvinistical
+creed in the other, Sawney ran away to his flinty hills, sung his psalm
+out of tune his own way, and listened to his sermon of two hours long,
+amid the rough and imposing melancholy of the tallest thistles. But
+Sawney brought up his unbreeched offspring in a cordial hatred of his
+oppressors; and Scotland was as much a part of the weakness of England
+then as Ireland is at this moment. The true and the only remedy was
+applied; the Scotch were suffered to worship God after their own tiresome
+manner, without pain, penalty, or privation. No lightning descended from
+heaven: the country was not ruined; the world is not yet come to an end;
+the dignitaries who foretold all these consequences are utterly
+forgotten, and Scotland has ever since been an increasing source of
+strength to Great Britain. In the six hundredth year of our empire over
+Ireland we are making laws to transport a man if he is found out of his
+house after eight o’clock at night. That this is necessary I know too
+well; but tell me why it is necessary. It is not necessary in Greece,
+where the Turks are masters.
+
+Are you aware that there is at this moment a universal clamour throughout
+the whole of Ireland against the Union? It is now one month since I
+returned from that country; I have never seen so extraordinary, so
+alarming, and so rapid a change in the sentiments of any people. Those
+who disliked the Union before are quite furious against it now; those who
+doubted doubt no more; those who were friendly to it have exchanged that
+friendship for the most rooted aversion; in the midst of all this (which
+is by far the most alarming symptom), there is the strongest disposition
+on the part of the northern Dissenters to unite with the Catholics,
+irritated by the faithless injustice with which they have been treated.
+If this combination does take place (mark what I say to you), you will
+have meetings all over Ireland for the cry of _No Union_; that cry will
+spread like wild-fire, and blaze over every opposition; and if this be
+the case, there is no use in mincing the matter; Ireland is gone, and the
+death-blow of England is struck; and this event may happen
+_instantly_—before Mr. Canning and Mr. Hookham Frere have turned Lord
+Howick’s last speech into doggerel rhymne; before “_the near and dear
+relations_” have received another quarter of their pension, or Mr.
+Perceval conducted the Curates’ Salary Bill safely to a third reading.
+If the mind of the English people, cursed as they now are with that
+madness of religious dissension which has been breathed into them for the
+purposes of private ambition, can be alarmed by any remembrances, and
+warned by any events, they should never forget how nearly Ireland was
+lost to this country during the American war; that it was saved merely by
+the jealousy of the Protestant Irish towards the Catholics, then a much
+more insignificant and powerless body than they now are. The Catholic
+and the Dissenter have since combined together against you. Last war,
+the winds, those ancient and unsubsidised allies of England; the winds,
+upon which English ministers depend as much for saving kingdoms as
+washerwomen do for drying clothes; the winds stood your friends: the
+French could only get into Ireland in small numbers, and the rebels were
+defeated. Since then, all the remaining kingdoms of Europe have been
+destroyed; and the Irish see that their national independence is gone,
+without having received any single one of those advantages which they
+were taught to expect from the sacrifice. All good things were to flow
+from the Union; they have none of them gained anything. Every man’s
+pride is wounded by it; no man’s interest is promoted. In the seventh
+year of that union four million Catholics, lured by all kinds of promises
+to yield up the separate dignity and sovereignty of their country, are
+forced to squabble with such a man as Mr. Spencer Perceval for five
+thousand pounds with which to educate their children in their own mode of
+worship, he, the same Mr. Spencer, having secured to his own Protestant
+self a reversionary portion of the public money amounting to four times
+that sum. A senior Proctor of the University of Oxford, the head of a
+house, or the examining chaplain to a bishop, may believe these things
+can last; but every man of the world, whose understanding has been
+exercised in the business of life, must see (and see with a breaking
+heart) that they will soon come to a fearful termination.
+
+Our conduct to Ireland during the whole of this war has been that of a
+man who subscribes to hospitals, weeps at charity sermons, carries out
+broth and blankets to beggars, and then comes home and beats his wife and
+children. We had compassion for the victims of all other oppression and
+injustice except our own. If Switzerland was threatened, away went a
+Treasury Clerk with a hundred thousand pounds for Switzerland; large bags
+of money were kept constantly under sailing orders; upon the slightest
+demonstration towards Naples, down went Sir William Hamilton upon his
+knees, and begged for the love of St. Januarius they would help us off
+with a little money; all the arts of Machiavel were resorted to to
+persuade Europe to borrow; troops were sent off in all directions to save
+the Catholic and Protestant world; the Pope himself was guarded by a
+regiment of English dragoons; if the Grand Lama had been at hand, he
+would have had another; every Catholic clergyman who had the good fortune
+to be neither English nor Irish was immediately provided with lodging,
+soap, crucifix, missal, chapel-beads, relics, and holy water; if Turks
+had landed, Turks would have received an order from the Treasury for
+coffee, opium, korans, and seraglios. In the midst of all this fury of
+saving and defending this crusade for conscience and Christianity, there
+was a universal agreement among all descriptions of people to continue
+every species of internal persecution, to deny at home every just right
+that had been denied before, to pummel poor Dr. Abraham Rees and his
+Dissenters, and to treat the unhappy Catholics of Ireland as if their
+tongues were mute, their heels cloven, their nature brutal, and
+designedly subjected by Providence to their Orange masters.
+
+How would my admirable brother, the Rev. Abraham Plymley, like to be
+marched to a Catholic chapel, to be sprinkled with the sanctified
+contents of a pump, to hear a number of false quantities in the Latin
+tongue, and to see a number of persons occupied in making right angles
+upon the breast and forehead? And if all this would give you so much
+pain, what right have you to march Catholic soldiers to a place of
+worship, where there is no aspersion, no rectangular gestures, and where
+they understand every word they hear, having first, in order to get him
+to enlist, made a solemn promise to the contrary? Can you wonder, after
+this, that the Catholic priest stops the recruiting in Ireland, as he is
+now doing to a most alarming degree?
+
+The late question concerning military rank did not individually affect
+the lowest persons of the Catholic persuasion; but do you imagine they do
+not sympathise with the honour and disgrace of their superiors? Do you
+think that satisfaction and dissatisfaction do not travel down from Lord
+Fingal to the most potato-less Catholic in Ireland, and that the glory or
+shame of the sect is not felt by many more than these conditions
+personally and corporeally affect? Do you suppose that the detection of
+Sir Henry Mildmay, and the disappointment of Mr. Perceval _in the matter_
+of the Duchy of Lancaster, did not affect every dabbler in public
+property? Depend upon it these things were felt through all the
+gradations of small plunderers, down to him who filches a pound of
+tobacco from the King’s warehouses; while, on the contrary, the acquittal
+of any noble and official thief would not fail to diffuse the most
+heart-felt satisfaction over the larcenous and burglarious world.
+Observe, I do not say because the lower Catholics are affected by what
+concerns their superiors, that they are not affected by what concerns
+themselves. There is no disguising the horrid truth, _there must be some
+relaxation with respect to tithe_: this is the cruel and heart-rending
+price which must be paid for national preservation. I feel how little
+existence will be worth having, if any alteration, however slight, is
+made in the property of Irish rectors; I am conscious how much such
+changes must affect the daily and hourly comforts of every Englishman; I
+shall feel too happy if they leave Europe untouched, and are not
+ultimately fatal to the destinies of America; but I am madly bent upon
+keeping foreign enemies out of the British empire, and my limited
+understanding presents me with no other means of effecting my object.
+
+You talk of waiting till another reign before any alteration is made; a
+proposal full of good sense and good nature, if the measure in question
+were to pull down St. James’s Palace, or to alter Kew Gardens. Will
+Bonaparte agree to put off his intrigues, and his invasion of Ireland?
+If so, I will overlook the question of justice, and finding the danger
+suspended, agree to the delay. I sincerely hope this reign may last many
+years, yet the delay of a single session of Parliament may be fatal; but
+if another year elapse without some serious concession made to the
+Catholics, I believe, before God, that all future pledges and concessions
+will be made in vain. I do not think that peace will do you any good
+under such circumstances. If Bonaparte give you a respite, it will only
+be to get ready the gallows on which he means to hang you. The Catholic
+and the Dissenter can unite in peace as well as war. If they do, the
+gallows is ready, and your executioner, in spite of the most solemn
+promises, will turn you off the next hour.
+
+With every disposition to please (where to please within fair and
+rational limits is a high duty), it is impossible for public men to be
+long silent about the Catholics; pressing evils are not got rid of,
+because they are not talked of. A man may command his family to say
+nothing more about the stone and surgical operations; but the ponderous
+malice still lies upon the nerve, and gets so big, that the patient
+breaks his own law of silence, clamours for the knife, and expires under
+its late operation. Believe me, you talk folly when you talk of
+suppressing the Catholic question. I wish to God the case admitted of
+such a remedy; bad as it is, it does not admit of it. If the wants of
+the Catholics are not heard in the manly tones of Lord Grenville, or the
+servile drawl of Lord Castlereagh, they will be heard ere long in the
+madness of mobs, and the conflicts of armed men.
+
+I observe it is now universally the fashion to speak of the first
+personage in the state as the great obstacle to the measure. In the
+first place, I am not bound to believe such rumours because I hear them;
+and in the next place, I object to such language, as unconstitutional.
+Whoever retains his situation in the ministry while the incapacities of
+the Catholics remain, is the advocate for those incapacities; and to him,
+and to him only, am I to look for responsibility. But waive this
+question of the Catholics, and put a general case:—How is a minister of
+this country to act when the conscientious scruples of his Sovereign
+prevent the execution of a measure deemed by him absolutely necessary to
+the safety of the country? His conduct is quite clear—he should resign.
+But what is his successor to do?—Resign. But is the King to be left
+without ministers, and is he in this manner to be compelled to act
+against his own conscience? Before I answer this, pray tell me in my
+turn what better defence is there against the machinations of a wicked,
+or the errors of a weak Monarch, than the impossibility of finding a
+minister who will lend himself to vice and folly? Every English Monarch,
+in such a predicament, would sacrifice his opinions and views to such a
+clear expression of the public will; and it is one method in which the
+Constitution aims at bringing about such a sacrifice. You may say, if
+you please, the ruler of a state is forced to give up his object when the
+natural love of place and power will tempt no one to assist him in its
+attainment; this may be force; but it is force without injury, and
+therefore without blame. I am not to be beat out of these obvious
+reasonings, and ancient constitutional provisions, by the term
+conscience. There is no fantasy, however wild, that a man may not
+persuade himself that he cherishes from motives of conscience; eternal
+war against impious France, or rebellious America, or Catholic Spain, may
+in times to come be scruples of conscience. One English Monarch may,
+from scruples of conscience, wish to abolish every trait of religious
+persecution; another Monarch may deem it his absolute and indispensable
+duty to make a slight provision for Dissenters out of the revenues of the
+Church of England. So that you see, Brother Abraham, there are cases
+where it would be the duty of the best and most loyal subjects to oppose
+the conscientious scruples of their Sovereign, still taking care that
+their actions were constitutional and their modes respectful. Then you
+come upon me with personal questions, and say that no such dangers are to
+be apprehended now under our present gracious Sovereign, of whose good
+qualities we must be all so well convinced. All these sorts of
+discussions I beg leave to decline. What I have said upon constitutional
+topics, I mean of course for general, not for particular application. I
+agree with you in all the good you have said of the powers that be, and I
+avail myself of the opportunity of pointing out general dangers to the
+Constitution, at a moment when we are so completely exempted from their
+present influence. I cannot finish this letter without expressing my
+surprise and pleasure at your abuse of the servile addresses poured in
+upon the throne, nor can I conceive a greater disgust to a Monarch, with
+a true English heart, than to see such a question as that of Catholic
+Emancipation argued, not with a reference to its justice or importance,
+but universally considered to be of no further consequence than as it
+affects his own private feelings. That these sentiments should be mine
+is not wonderful; but how they came to be yours does, I confess, fill me
+with surprise. Are you moved by the arrival of the Irish Brigade at
+Antwerp, and the amorous violence which awaits Mrs. Plymley?
+
+
+
+LETTER V.
+
+
+DEAR ABRAHAM,—I never met a parson in my life who did not consider the
+Corporation and Test Acts as the great bulwarks of the Church; and yet it
+is now just sixty-four years since bills of indemnity to destroy their
+penal effects, or, in other words, to repeal them, have been passed
+annually as a matter of course.
+
+ _Heu vatum ignar mentes_.
+
+These bulwarks, without which no clergyman thinks he could sleep with his
+accustomed soundness, have actually not been in existence since any man
+now living has taken holy orders. Every year the Indemnity Act pardons
+past breaches of these two laws, and prevents any fresh actions of
+informers from coming to a conclusion before the period for the next
+indemnity bill arrives; so that these penalties, by which alone the
+Church remains in existence, have not had one moment’s operation for
+sixty-four years. You will say the legislature, during the whole of this
+period, has reserved to itself the discretion of suspending or not
+suspending. But had not the legislature the right of re-enacting, if it
+was necessary? And now when you have kept the rod over these people
+(with the most scandalous abuse of all principle) for sixty-four years,
+and not found it necessary to strike once, is not that the best of all
+reasons why the rod should be laid aside? You talk to me of a very
+valuable hedge running across your fields which you would not part with
+on any account. I go down, expecting to find a limit impervious to
+cattle, and highly useful for the preservation of property; but, to my
+utter astonishment, I find that the hedge was cut down half a century
+ago, and that every year the shoots are clipped the moment they appear
+above ground: it appears, upon further inquiry, that the hedge never
+ought to have existed at all; that it originated in the malice of
+antiquated quarrels, and was cut down because it subjected you to vast
+inconvenience, and broke up your intercourse with a country absolutely
+necessary to your existence. If the remains of this hedge serve only to
+keep up an irritation in your neighbours, and to remind them of the feuds
+of former times, good nature and good sense teach you that you ought to
+grub it up, and cast it into the oven. This is the exact state of these
+two laws; and yet it is made a great argument against concession to the
+Catholics, that it involves their repeal; which is to say, Do not make me
+relinquish a folly that will lead to my ruin; because, if you do, I must
+give up other follies ten times greater than this.
+
+I confess, with all our bulwarks and hedges, it mortifies me to the quick
+to contrast with our matchless stupidity and inimitable folly the conduct
+of Bonaparte upon the subject of religious persecution. At the moment
+when we are tearing the crucifixes from the necks of the Catholics, and
+washing pious mud from the foreheads of the Hindoos; at that moment this
+man is assembling the very Jews at Paris, and endeavouring to give them
+stability and importance. I shall never be reconciled to mending shoes
+in America; but I see it must be my lot, and I will then take a dreadful
+revenge upon Mr. Perceval, if I catch him preaching within ten miles of
+me. I cannot for the soul of me conceive whence this man has gained his
+notions of Christianity: he has the most evangelical charity for errors
+in arithmetic, and the most inveterate malice against errors in
+conscience. While he rages against those whom in the true spirit of the
+Gospel he ought to indulge, he forgets the only instance of severity
+which that Gospel contains, and leaves the jobbers, contractors, and
+money-changers at their seats, without a single stripe.
+
+You cannot imagine, you say, that England will ever be ruined and
+conquered; and for no other reason that I can find, but because it seems
+so very odd it should be ruined and conquered. Alas! so reasoned, in
+their time, the Austrian, Russian, and Prussian Plymleys. But the
+English are brave: so were all these nations. You might get together a
+hundred thousand men individually brave; but without generals capable of
+commanding such a machine, it would be as useless as a first-rate
+man-of-war manned by Oxford clergymen or Parisian shopkeepers. I do not
+say this to the disparagement of English officers: they have had no means
+of acquiring experience; but I do say it to create alarm; for we do not
+appear to me to be half alarmed enough, or to entertain that sense of our
+danger which leads to the most obvious means of self-defence. As for the
+spirit of the peasantry in making a gallant defence behind hedge-rows,
+and through plate-racks and hen-coops, highly as I think of their
+bravery, I do not know any nation in Europe so likely to be struck with
+the panic as the English; and this from their total unacquaintance with
+the science of war. Old wheat and beans blazing for twenty miles round;
+cart mares shot; sows of Lord Somerville’s breed running wild over the
+country; the minister of the parish wounded sorely in his hinder parts;
+Mrs. Plymley in fits. All these scenes of war an Austrian or a Russian
+has seen three or four times over: but it is now three centuries since an
+English pig has fallen in a fair battle upon English ground, or a
+farm-house been rifled, or a clergyman’s wife been subjected to any other
+proposals of love than the connubial endearments of her sleek and
+orthodox mate. The old edition of Plutarch’s Lives, which lies in the
+corner of your parlour window, has contributed to work you up to the most
+romantic expectations of our Roman behaviour. You are persuaded that
+Lord Amherst will defend Kew Bridge like Cocles; that some maid of honour
+will break away from her captivity, and swim over the Thames; that the
+Duke of York will burn his capitulating hand; and little Mr. Sturges
+Bourne give forty years’ purchase for Moulsham Hall, while the French are
+encamped upon it. I hope we shall witness all this, if the French do
+come; but in the meantime I am so enchanted with the ordinary English
+behaviour of these invaluable persons, that I earnestly pray no
+opportunity may be given them for Roman valour, and for those very
+un-Roman pensions which they would all, of course, take especial care to
+claim in consequence. But whatever was our conduct, if every ploughman
+was as great a hero as he who was called from his oxen to save Rome from
+her enemies, I should still say, that at such a crisis you want the
+affections of all your subjects in both islands: there is no spirit which
+you must alienate, no art you must avert, every man must feel he has a
+country, and that there is an urgent and pressing cause why he should
+expose himself to death.
+
+The effects of penal laws in matters of religion are never confined to
+those limits in which the legislature intended they should be placed: it
+is not only that I am excluded from certain offices and dignities because
+I am a Catholic, but the exclusion carries with it a certain stigma,
+which degrades me in the eyes of the monopolising sect, and the very name
+of my religion becomes odious. These effects are so very striking in
+England, that I solemnly believe blue and red baboons to be more popular
+here than Catholics and Presbyterians; they are more understood, and
+there is a greater disposition to do something for them. When a country
+squire hears of an ape, his first feeling is to give it nuts and apples;
+when he hears of a Dissenter, his immediate impulse is to commit it to
+the county gaol, to shave its head, to alter its customary food, and to
+have it privately whipped. This is no caricature, but an accurate
+picture of national feelings, as they degrade and endanger us at this
+very moment. The Irish Catholic gentleman would bear his legal
+disabilities with greater temper, if these were all he had to bear—if
+they did not enable every Protestant cheese-monger and tide-waiter to
+treat him with contempt. He is branded on the forehead with a red-hot
+iron, and treated like a spiritual felon, because in the highest of all
+considerations he is led by the noblest of all guides, his own
+disinterested conscience.
+
+Why are nonsense and cruelty a bit the better because they are enacted?
+If Providence, which gives wine and oil, had blessed us with that
+tolerant spirit which makes the countenance more pleasant and the heart
+more glad than these can do; if our Statute Book had never been defiled
+with such infamous laws, the sepulchral Spencer Perceval would have been
+hauled through the dirtiest horse-pond in Hampstead, had he ventured to
+propose them. But now persecution is good, because it exists; every law
+which originated in ignorance and malice, and gratifies the passions from
+whence it sprang, we call the wisdom of our ancestors: when such laws are
+repealed, they will be cruelty and madness; till they are repealed, they
+are policy and caution.
+
+I was somewhat amused with the imputation brought against the Catholics
+by the University of Oxford, that they are enemies to liberty. I
+immediately turned to my “History of England,” and marked as an
+historical error that passage in which it is recorded that, in the reign
+of Queen Anne, the famous degree of the University of Oxford respecting
+passive obedience, was ordered by the House of Lords to be burnt by the
+hands of the common hangman, as contrary to the liberty of the subject
+and the law of the land. Nevertheless, I wish, whatever be the modesty
+of those who impute, that the imputation was a little more true, the
+Catholic cause would not be quite so desperate with the present.
+Administration. I fear, however, that the hatred to liberty in these
+poor devoted wretches may ere long appear more doubtful than it is at
+present to the Vice-Chancellor and his Clergy, inflamed as they doubtless
+are with classical examples of republican virtue, and panting, as they
+always have been, to reduce the power of the Crown within narrower and
+safer limits. What mistaken zeal to attempt to connect one religion with
+freedom and another with slavery! Who laid the foundations of English
+liberty? What was the mixed religion of Switzerland? What has the
+Protestant religion done for liberty in Denmark, in Sweden, throughout
+the north of Germany, and in Prussia? The purest religion in the world,
+in my humble opinion, is the religion of the Church of England: for its
+preservation (so far as it is exercised without intruding upon the
+liberties of others) I am ready at this moment to venture my present
+life, and but through that religion I have no hopes of any other; yet I
+am not forced to be silly because I am pious; nor will I ever join in
+eulogiums on my faith which every man of common reading and common sense
+can so easily refute.
+
+You have either done too much for the Catholics, worthy Abraham, or too
+little; if you had intended to refuse them political power, you should
+have refused them civil rights. After you had enabled them to acquire
+property, after you had conceded to them all that you did concede in ’78
+and ’93, the rest is wholly out of your power: you may choose whether you
+will give the rest in an honourable or a disgraceful mode, but it is
+utterly out of your power to withhold it.
+
+In the last year, land to the amount of _eight hundred thousand pounds_
+was purchased by the Catholics in Ireland. Do you think it possible to
+be-Perceval, and be-Canning, and be-Castlereagh, such a body of men as
+this out of their common rights, and their common sense? Mr. George
+Canning may laugh and joke at the idea of Protestant bailiffs ravishing
+Catholic ladies, under the 9th clause of the Sunset Bill; but if some
+better remedy be not applied to the distractions of Ireland than the
+jocularity of Mr. Canning, they will soon put an end to his pension, and
+to the pension of those “near and dear relatives,” for whose eating,
+drinking, washing, and clothing, every man in the United Kingdoms now
+pays his two-pence or three-pence a year. You may call these
+observations coarse, if you please; but I have no idea that the Sophias
+and Carolines of any man breathing are to eat national veal, to drink
+public tea, to wear Treasury ribands, and then that we are to be told
+that it is coarse to animadvert upon this pitiful and eleemosynary
+splendour. If this is right, why not mention it? If it is wrong, why
+should not he who enjoys the ease of supporting his sisters in this
+manner bear the shame of it? Everybody seems hitherto to have spared a
+man who never spares anybody.
+
+As for the enormous wax candles, and superstitious mummeries, and painted
+jackets of the Catholic priests, I fear them not. Tell me that the world
+will return again under the influence of the smallpox; that Lord
+Castlereagh will hereafter oppose the power of the Court; that Lord
+Howick and Mr. Grattan will do each of them a mean and dishonourable
+action; that anybody who has heard Lord Redesdale speak once will
+knowingly and willingly hear him again; that Lord Eldon has assented to
+the fact of two and two making four, without shedding tears, or
+expressing the smallest doubt or scruple; tell me any other thing absurd
+or incredible, but, for the love of common sense, let me hear no more of
+the danger to be apprehended from the general diffusion of Popery. It is
+too absurd to be reasoned upon; every man feels it is nonsense when he
+hears it stated, and so does every man while he is stating it.
+
+I cannot imagine why the friends to the Church Establishment should enter
+in such a horror of seeing the doors of Parliament flung open to the
+Catholics, and view so passively the enjoyment of that right by the
+Presbyterians and by every other species of Dissenter. In their tenets,
+in their Church Government, in the nature of their endowments, the
+Dissenters are infinitely more distant from the Church of England than
+the Catholics are; yet the Dissenters have never been excluded from
+Parliament. There are 45 members in one House, and 16 in the other, who
+always are Dissenters. There is no law which would prevent every member
+of the Lords and Commons from being Dissenters. The Catholics could not
+bring into Parliament half the number of the Scotch members; and yet one
+exclusion is of such immense importance, because it has taken place; and
+the other no human being thinks of, because no one is accustomed to it.
+I have often thought, if the _wisdom of our ancestors_ had excluded all
+persons with red hair from the House of Commons, of the throes and
+convulsions it would occasion to restore them to their natural rights.
+What mobs and riots would it produce! To what infinite abuse and obloquy
+would the capillary patriot be exposed; what wormwood would distil from
+Mr. Perceval, what froth would drop from Mr. Canning; how (I will not say
+_my_, but _our_ Lord Hawkesbury, for he belongs to us all)—how our Lord
+Hawkesbury would work away about the hair of King William and Lord
+Somers, and the authors of the great and glorious Revolution; how Lord
+Eldon would appeal to the Deity and his own virtues, and to the hair of
+his children: some would say that red-haired men were superstitious; some
+would prove they were atheists; they would be petitioned against as the
+friends of slavery, and the advocates for revolt; in short, such a
+corruptor of the heart and understanding is the spirit of persecution,
+that these unfortunate people (conspired against by their fellow-subjects
+of every complexion), if they did not emigrate to countries where hair of
+another colour was persecuted, would be driven to the falsehood of
+perukes, or the hypocrisy of the Tricosian fluid.
+
+As for the dangers of the Church (in spite of the staggering events which
+have lately taken place), I have not yet entirely lost my confidence in
+the power of common sense, and I believe the Church to be in no danger at
+all; but if it is, that danger is not from the Catholics, but from the
+Methodists, and from that patent Christianity which has been for some
+time manufacturing at Clapham, to the prejudice of the old and admirable
+article prepared by the Church. I would counsel my lords the Bishops to
+keep their eyes upon that holy village, and its vicinity; they will find
+there a zeal in making converts far superior to anything which exists
+among the Catholics; a contempt for the great mass of English clergy,
+much more rooted and profound; and a regular fund to purchase livings for
+those groaning and garrulous gentlemen whom they denominate (by a
+standing sarcasm against the regular Church) Gospel preachers and vital
+clergymen. I am too firm a believer in the general propriety and
+respectability of the English clergy, to believe they have much to fear
+either from old nonsense or from new; but if the Church must be supposed
+to be in danger, I prefer that nonsense which is grown half venerable
+from time, the force of which I have already tried and baffled, which at
+least has some excuse in the dark and ignorant ages in which it
+originated. The religious enthusiasm manufactured by living men before
+my own eyes disgusts my understanding as much, influences my imagination
+not at all, and excites my apprehensions much more.
+
+I may have seemed to you to treat the situation of public affairs with
+some degree of levity; but I feel it deeply, and with nightly and daily
+anguish; because I know Ireland; I have known it all my life; I love it,
+and I foresee the crisis to which it will soon be exposed. Who can doubt
+but that Ireland will experience ultimately from France a treatment to
+which the conduct they have experienced from England is the love of a
+parent, or a brother? Who can doubt but that five years after he has got
+hold of the country, Ireland will be tossed away by Bonaparte as a
+present to some one of his ruffian generals, who will knock the head of
+Mr. Keogh against the head of Cardinal Troy, shoot twenty of the most
+noisy blockheads of the Roman persuasion, wash his pug-dogs in holy
+water, and confiscate the salt butter of the Milesian republic to the
+last tub? But what matters this? or who is wise enough in Ireland to
+heed it? or when had common sense much influence with my poor dear Irish?
+Mr. Perceval does not know the Irish; but I know them, and I know that at
+every rash and mad hazard they will break the Union, revenge their
+wounded pride and their insulted religion, and fling themselves into the
+open arms of France, sure of dying in the embrace. And now, what means
+have you of guarding against this coming evil, upon which the future
+happiness or misery of every Englishman depends? Have you a single ally
+in the whole world? Is there a vulnerable point in the French empire
+where the astonishing resources of that people can be attracted and
+employed? Have you a ministry wise enough to comprehend the danger,
+manly enough to believe unpleasant intelligence, honest enough to state
+their apprehensions at the peril of their places? Is there anywhere the
+slightest disposition to join any measure of love, or conciliation, or
+hope, with that dreadful bill which the distractions of Ireland have
+rendered necessary? At the very moment that the last Monarchy in Europe
+has fallen, are we not governed by a man of pleasantry, and a man of
+theology? In the six hundredth year of our empire over Ireland, have we
+any memorial of ancient kindness to refer to? any people, any zeal, any
+country on which we can depend? Have we any hope, but in the winds of
+heaven and the tides of the sea? any prayer to prefer to the Irish, but
+that they should forget and forgive their oppressors, who, in the very
+moment that they are calling upon them for their exertions, solemnly
+assure them that the oppression shall still remain?
+
+Abraham, farewell! If I have tired you, remember how often you have
+tired me and others. I do not think we really differ in politics so much
+as you suppose; or at least, if we do, that difference is in the means,
+and not in the end. We both love the Constitution, respect the King, and
+abhor the French. But though you love the Constitution, you would
+perpetuate the abuses which have been engrafted upon it; though you
+respect the King, you would confirm his scruples against the Catholics;
+though you abhor the French, you would open to them the conquest of
+Ireland. My method of respecting my sovereign is by protecting his
+honour, his empire, and his lasting happiness; I evince my love of the
+Constitution by making it the guardian of all men’s rights and the source
+of their freedom; and I prove my abhorrence of the French, by uniting
+against them the disciples of every church in the only remaining nation
+in Europe. As for the men of whom I have been compelled in this age of
+mediocrity to say so much, they cannot of themselves be worth a moment’s
+consideration, to you, to me, or to anybody. In a year after their death
+they will be forgotten as completely as if they had never been; and are
+now of no further importance than as they are the mere vehicles of
+carrying into effect the common-place and mischievous prejudices of the
+times in which they live.
+
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+
+DEAR ABRAHAM,—What amuses me the most is to hear of the _indulgences_
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not being
+satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me that a man is
+obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is impossible to
+bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the whole of your conduct
+towards him; for you may have taken from him so much in the first
+instance that, in spite of a long series of restitution, a vast latitude
+for petition may still remain behind.
+
+There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on one day
+in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common expense: by an
+extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord Hawkesbury would call the
+wisdom of the village ancestors, the inhabitants of three of the streets,
+about a hundred years ago, seized upon the inhabitants of the fourth
+street, bound them hand and foot, laid them upon their backs, and
+compelled them to look on while the rest were stuffing themselves with
+beef and beer; the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted street,
+though they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were treated
+precisely in the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom; and, as
+the manner of our nature is, it was considered as the most sacred of all
+duties to keep these poor fellows without their annual dinner. The
+village was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing could induce them
+to resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a disbeliever in
+Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who wished to succeed
+in his election had nothing to do but to represent his antagonist as an
+abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition, endanger his life, and
+throw the village into a state of the most dreadful commotion. By
+degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew to be so well peopled, and
+its inhabitants so firmly united, that their oppressors, more afraid of
+injustice, were more disposed to be just. At the next dinner they are
+unbound, the year after allowed to sit upright, then a bit of bread and a
+glass of water; till at last, after a long series of concessions, they
+are emboldened to ask, in pretty plain terms, that they may be allowed to
+sit down at the bottom of the table, and to fill their bellies as well as
+the rest. Forthwith a general cry of shame and scandal: “Ten years ago,
+were you not laid upon your backs? Don’t you remember what a great thing
+you thought it to get a piece of bread? How thankful you were for cheese
+parings? Have you forgotten that memorable era, when the lord of the
+manor interfered to obtain for you a slice of the public pudding? And
+now, with an audacity only equalled by your ingratitude, you have the
+impudence to ask for knives and forks, and to request, in terms too plain
+to be mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest, and be
+indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half a dozen
+dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has been thrown
+open to you in the utmost profusion; you have potatoes, and carrots, suet
+dumplings, sops in the pan, and delicious toast and water in incredible
+quantities. Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are ours; and if you were
+not the most restless and dissatisfied of human beings, you would never
+think of aspiring to enjoy them.”
+
+Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very insult
+which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are surprised
+that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for perfect
+justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will not be
+contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He would be a
+very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who, though an inhabitant
+of the village, have preserved, thank God, some sense of justice) most
+earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere in their just
+demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share of a dinner for
+which they pay as much as the others; and if they see a little attenuated
+lawyer squabbling at the head of their opponents, let them desire him to
+empty his pockets, and to pull out all the pieces of duck, fowl, and
+pudding which he has filched from the public feast, to carry home to his
+wife and children.
+
+You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this country to
+the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary concession was
+ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland ever ask that was
+granted? What did she ever demand that was not refused? How did she get
+her Mutiny Bill—a limited Parliament—a repeal of Poyning’s Law—a
+constitution? Not by the concessions of England, but by her fears. When
+Ireland asked for all these things upon her knees, her petitions were
+rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she demanded them with the
+voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted with every mark of
+consternation and dismay. Ask of Lord Auckland the fatal consequences of
+trifling with such a people as the Irish. He himself was the organ of
+these refusals. As secretary to the Lord Lieutenant, the insolence and
+the tyranny of this country passed through his hands. Ask him if he
+remembers the consequences. Ask him if he has forgotten that memorable
+evening when he came down booted and mantled to the House of Commons,
+when he told the House he was about to set off for Ireland that night,
+and declared before God, if he did not carry with him a compliance with
+all their demands, Ireland was for ever lost to this country. The
+present generation have forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and
+I know, hasty and undignified as the submission of England then was, that
+Lord Auckland was right, that the delay of a single day might very
+probably have separated the two peoples for ever. The terms submission
+and fear are galling terms when applied from the lesser nation to the
+greater; but it is the plain historical truth, it is the natural
+consequence of injustice, it is the predicament in which every country
+places itself which leaves such a mass of hatred and discontent by its
+side. No empire is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the
+strength of China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to
+the bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are strong
+enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will act over
+again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and precipitate
+submission which disgraced you before America, and before the volunteers
+of Ireland. We shall live to hear the Hampstead Protestant pronouncing
+such extravagant panegyrics upon holy water, and paying such fulsome
+compliments to the thumbs and offals of departed saints, that parties
+will change sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam Whitbread take a
+spell at No Popery. The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike employed in teaching
+his country justice when Ireland was weak, and dignity when Ireland was
+strong. We are fast pacing round the same miserable circle of ruin and
+imbecility. Alas! where is our guide?
+
+You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would be
+better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that the
+Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How often
+have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and thoughtless squire,
+and from the thriving English shopkeeper, who has never felt the rod of
+an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a millstone about your neck!
+Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand? I agree with you most
+cordially that, governed as Ireland now is, it would be a vast accession
+of strength if the waves of the sea were to rise and engulf her
+to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as we are to all the world, the
+annihilation of one of the most fertile islands on the face of the globe,
+containing five millions of human creatures, would be one of the most
+solid advantages which could happen to this country. I doubt very much,
+in spite of all the just abuse which has been lavished upon Bonaparte,
+whether there is any one of his conquered countries the blotting out of
+which would be as beneficial to him as the destruction of Ireland would
+be to us: of countries I speak differing in language from the French,
+little habituated to their intercourse, and inflamed with all the
+resentments of a recently-conquered people. Why will you attribute the
+turbulence of our people to any cause but the right—to any cause but your
+own scandalous oppression? If you tie your horse up to a gate, and beat
+him cruelly, is he vicious because he kicks you? If you have plagued and
+worried a mastiff dog for years, is he mad because he flies at you
+whenever he sees you? Hatred is an active, troublesome passion. Depend
+upon it, whole nations have always some reason for their hatred. Before
+you refer the turbulence of the Irish to incurable defects in their
+character, tell me if you have treated them as friends and equals? Have
+you protected their commerce? Have you respected their religion? Have
+you been as anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all this.
+What then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of the
+country twice over: you have massacred and exported her inhabitants: you
+have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil privilege: you have at
+every period made her commerce and manufactures slavishly subordinate to
+your own: and yet the hatred which the Irish bear to you is the result of
+an original turbulence of character, and of a primitive, obdurate
+wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation. The embroidered inanities
+and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning are really not powerful
+enough to make me believe this; nor is there any authority on earth
+(always excepting the Dean of Christ Church) which could make it credible
+to me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is not a “ha’porth of bread to
+all this sugar and sack.” I love not the cretaceous and incredible
+countenance of his colleague. The only opinion in which I agree with
+these two gentlemen is that which they entertain of each other. I am
+sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and the unbalanced accounts of
+Melville, were far better than the perils of this new ignorance:—
+
+ Nonne fuit satiùs, ristes Amaryllidis iras
+ Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?
+ Quamvis ille _niger_?
+
+In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved upon,
+induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the expedition sailed
+comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article, public or private,
+alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you tell me, justified us
+in doing this. Just God! do we think only of the state of the world when
+there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder, and for plunder; and do
+we forget the state of the world when we are called upon to be wise, and
+good, and just? Does the state of the world never remind us that we have
+four millions of subjects whose injuries we ought to atone for, and whose
+affections we ought to conciliate? Does the state of the world never
+warn us to lay aside our infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who
+acknowledges a God, and can grasp a sword? Did it never occur to this
+administration that they might virtuously get hold of a force ten times
+greater than the force of the Danish fleet? Was there no other way of
+protecting Ireland but by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and
+by making the earth a den of robbers? See what the men whom you have
+supplanted would have done. They would have rendered the invasion of
+Ireland impossible, by restoring to the Catholics their long-lost rights:
+they would have acted in such a manner that the French would neither have
+wished for invasion nor dared to attempt it: they would have increased
+the permanent strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because they are
+solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to tolerate all
+religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects, is to oppose some
+of the worst passions of our nature—to plunder and to oppress is to
+gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for ever
+blasted the fame of England to obtain them. Were the fleets of Holland,
+France, and Spain destroyed by larceny? You resisted the power of 150
+sail of the line by sheer courage, and violated every principle of morals
+from the dread of fifteen hulks, while the expedition itself cost you
+three times more than the value of the larcenous matter brought away.
+The French trample on the laws of God and man, not for old cordage, but
+for kingdoms, and always take care to be well paid for their crimes. We
+contrive, under the present administration, to unite moral with
+intellectual deficiency, and to grow weaker and worse by the same action.
+If they had any evidence of the intended hostility of the Danes, why was
+it not produced? Why have the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an
+indignation against this country beyond the reach of all subsequent
+information? Are these times, do you imagine, when we can trifle with a
+year of universal hatred, dally with the curses of Europe, and then
+regain a lost character at pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations
+of the Foreign Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary
+Rose? Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers as these that
+the dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of
+French knaves; it is not in their presence that the serpent of Moses will
+ever swallow up the serpents of the magician.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics from
+fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four millions of
+disaffected people within twenty miles of your own coast. I fairly
+confess that the dread which I have of their physical power is with me a
+very strong motive for listening to their claims. To talk of not acting
+from fear, is mere parliamentary cant. From what motive but fear, I
+should be glad to know, have all the improvements in our constitution
+proceeded? I question if any justice has ever been done to large masses
+of mankind from any other motive. By what other motives can the
+plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be governed in their
+intercourse _with each other_? If I say, Give this people what they ask
+because it is just, do you think I should get ten people to listen to me?
+Would not the lesser of the two Jenkinsons be the first to treat me with
+contempt? The only true way to make the mass of mankind see the beauty
+of justice is by showing to them, in pretty plain terms, the consequences
+of injustice. If any body of French troops land in Ireland, the whole
+population of that country will rise against you to a man, and you could
+not possibly survive such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of
+my soul, do I believe to be the present state of that country; and so far
+does it appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to concede
+anything to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their
+present just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal of the
+said Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty’s councils, I think, whatever might
+be the effect upon the destinies of Europe, and however it might retard
+our own individual destruction, that the prayer of the petition should be
+instantly complied with. Canning’s crocodile tears should not move me;
+the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him. I would tear him
+from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge him in the fishy fumes
+of the dirtiest of all his Cinque Ports.
+
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+
+DEAR ABRAHAM,—In the correspondence which is passing between us, you are
+perpetually alluding to the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to the
+dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the discretion and
+sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that I have listened to
+him long and often with the greatest attention; I have used every
+exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him, and it appears to me
+impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic without perceiving that he
+is eminently deficient in those solid and serious qualities upon which,
+and upon which alone, the confidence of a great country can properly
+repose. He sweats and labours, and works for sense, and Mr. Ellis seems
+always to think it is coming, but it does not come; the machine can’t
+draw up what is not to be found in the spring; Providence has made him a
+light, jesting, paragraph-writing man, and that he will remain to his
+dying day. When he is jocular he is strong, when he is serious he is
+like Samson in a wig; any ordinary person is a match for him: a song, an
+ironical letter, a burlesque ode, an attack in the newspaper upon
+Nicoll’s eye, a smart speech of twenty minutes, full of gross
+misrepresentations and clever turns, excellent language, a spirited
+manner, lucky quotation, success in provoking dull men, some half
+information picked up in Pall Mall in the morning; these are your
+friend’s natural weapons; all these things he can do: here I allow him to
+be truly great; nay, I will be just, and go still further, if he would
+confine himself to these things, and consider the _facete_ and the
+playful to be the basis of his character, he would, for that species of
+man, be universally regarded as a person of a very good understanding;
+call him a legislator, a reasoner, and the conductor of the affairs of a
+great nation, and it seems to me as absurd as if a butterfly were to
+teach bees to make honey. That he is an extraordinary writer of small
+poetry, and a diner out of the highest lustre, I do most readily admit.
+After George Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has been no such man for
+this half-century. The Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable
+as well as a highly agreeable man in private life; but you may as well
+feed me with decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of Ireland
+by the resources of his _sense_ and his _discretion_. It is only the
+public situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me or induces
+me to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody cares about
+the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get there? Nor do I
+attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of utility, as a
+burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke, for fear it should flood a
+province.
+
+The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic proprietors,
+and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and but a few, who
+would follow the fortunes of England at all events: there is another set
+of men who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too much property and
+too much character to lose, not to wait for some very favourable event
+before they show themselves; but the great mass of Catholic population,
+upon the slightest appearance of a French force in that country, would
+rise upon you to a man. It is the most mistaken policy to conceal the
+plain truth. There is no loyalty among the Catholics: they detest you as
+their worst oppressors, and they will continue to detest you till you
+remove the cause of their hatred. It is in your power in six months’
+time to produce a total revolution of opinions among this people; and in
+some future letter I will show you that this is clearly the case. At
+present, see what a dreadful in state Ireland is in. The common toast
+among the low Irish is, the feast of the _passover_. Some allusion to
+_Bonaparte_, in a play lately acted at Dublin, produced thunders of
+applause from the pit and the galleries; and a politician should not be
+inattentive to the public feelings expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval
+thinks he has disarmed the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than
+he has resigned a shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish
+peasant fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up
+the lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack
+his cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which they
+are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add four
+millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength. Nightly visits,
+Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a knife and fork,
+the odious vigour of the _evangelical_ Perceval—acts of Parliament, drawn
+up by some English attorney, to save you from the hatred of four millions
+of people—the guarding yourselves from universal disaffection by a
+police; a confidence in the little cunning of Bow Street, when you might
+rest your security upon the eternal basis of the best feelings: this is
+the meanness and madness to which nations are reduced when they lose
+sight of the first elements of justice, without which a country can be no
+more secure than it can be healthy without air. I sicken at such policy
+and such men. The fact is, the Ministers know nothing about the present
+state of Ireland; Mr. Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord Castlereagh a
+few general officers, who take care, of course, to report what is
+pleasant rather than what is true. As for the joyous and lepid consul,
+he jokes upon neutral flags and frauds, jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes
+upon northern and western and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble
+upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of the
+slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the state
+of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and is the
+
+ “_Bourn_ from whom no traveller returns.”
+
+The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I _believe_, blown over.
+You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are become so much
+more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may perhaps be
+tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are you secure from
+the efforts which the French may make to throw a body of troops into
+Ireland? and do you consider that event to be difficult and improbable?
+From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you have above three thousand
+miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve or fourteen harbours quite capable
+of containing a sufficient force for the powerful invasion of Ireland.
+The nearest of these harbours is not two days’ sail from the southern
+coast of Ireland, with a fair leading wind; and the furthest not ten.
+Five ships of the line, for so very short a passage, might carry five or
+six thousand troops with cannon and ammunition; and Ireland presents to
+their attack a southern coast of more than 500 miles, abounding in deep
+bays, admirable harbours, and disaffected inhabitants. Your blockading
+ships may be forced to come home for provisions and repairs, or they may
+be blown off in a gale of wind and compelled to bear away for their own
+coast; and you will observe that the very same wind which locks you up in
+the British Channel, when you are got there, is evidently favourable for
+the invasion of Ireland. And yet this is called Government, and the
+people huzza Mr. Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after
+day to such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The
+British empire at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom—if the
+wind blows gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from the
+other, it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most holy
+of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we curse
+ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the unavailing
+satisfaction of Mr. Perceval’s head. Such a state of political existence
+is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad young fool standing upon
+one foot, and peeping down the crater of Mount Ætna, not the conduct of a
+wise and sober people deciding upon their best and dearest interests: and
+in the name, the much-injured name, of heaven, what is it all for that we
+expose ourselves to these dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin?
+Is it that we may acquire more territory? Is it that we may strengthen
+what we have already acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set
+of Irishmen may torture another set of Irishmen—that Sir Phelim
+O’Callaghan may continue to whip Sir Toby M’Tackle, his next door
+neighbour, and continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these are
+the measures which the honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this
+is the Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed by a slave,
+Goliath smitten by a stripling, Pyrrhus died by the hand of a woman;
+tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed Minerva leaps forth in
+the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of God, a pleasant man is come
+out against thee, and thou shalt be laid low by a joker of jokes, and he
+shall talk his pleasant talk against thee, and thou shalt be no more!
+
+You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships and
+sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain, but there
+remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain, Holland, and
+Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do you think, too,
+that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year? Do you suppose, with
+all Europe at his feet, that he can find any difficulty in obtaining
+timber, and that money will not procure for him any quantity of naval
+stores he may want? The mere machine, the empty ship, he can build as
+well, and as quickly, as you can; and though he may not find enough of
+practised sailors to man large fighting-fleets—it is not possible to
+conceive that he can want sailors for such sort of purposes as I have
+stated. He is at present the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand
+miles of sea-coast, and yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the
+invasion of Ireland. Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met at
+sea by any number of our ships at all comparable to them in point of
+force, would be immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon
+their power of resistance, only upon their power of escaping unobserved.
+If experience has taught us anything, it is the impossibility of
+perpetual blockades. The instances are innumerable, during the course of
+this war, where whole fleets have sailed in and out of harbour, in spite
+of every vigilance used to prevent it. I shall only mention those cases
+where Ireland is concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships of the line,
+and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest, without having seen an
+English ship in their passage. It blew a storm when they were off shore,
+and therefore England still continues to be an independent kingdom. You
+will observe that at the very time the French fleet sailed out of Brest
+Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising off there with a powerful squadron,
+and still, from the particular circumstances of the weather, found it
+impossible to prevent the French from coming out. During the time that
+Admiral Colpoys was cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships
+of the line, passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very
+moment when the French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport
+with his fleet was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for
+several days could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral
+Colpoys, totally unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord
+Bridport, at the change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they
+got safe back to Brest, without having seen a single one of those
+floating bulwarks, the possession of which we believe will enable us with
+impunity to set justice and common sense at defiance.
+
+Such is the miserable and precarious state of an anemocracy, of a people
+who put their trust in hurricanes, and are governed by wind. In August,
+1798, three forty-gun frigates landed 1,100 men under Humbert, making the
+passage from Rochelle to Killala without seeing any English ship. In
+October of the same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay
+with 2,000 troops; and though they did not land their troops, they
+returned to France in safety. In the same month, a line-of-battle ship,
+eight stout frigates, and a brig, all full of troops and stores, reached
+the coast of Ireland, and were fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed,
+after an obstinate engagement, by Sir John Warren.
+
+If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous experiments, did
+make good its landing, take with you, if you please, this _prècis_ of its
+exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded by a soldier raised from the
+ranks, put to rout a select army of 6,000 men, commanded by General Lake,
+seized their ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced 150 miles into a
+country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and at last surrendered
+to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely and cautiously advancing
+at the head of all his chivalry and of an immense army to oppose him.
+You must excuse these details about Ireland, but it appears to me to be
+of all other subjects the most important. If we conciliate Ireland, we
+can do nothing amiss; if we do not, we can do nothing well. If Ireland
+was friendly, we might equally set at defiance the talents of Bonaparte
+and the blunders of his rival, Mr. Canning; we could then support the
+ruinous and silly bustle of our useless expeditions, and the almost
+incredible ignorance of our commercial orders in council. Let the
+present administration give up but this one point, and there is nothing
+which I would not consent to grant them. Mr. Perceval shall have full
+liberty to insult the tomb of Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent
+Dissenter in Great Britain; Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums;
+Mr. Rose receive permission to prefix to his name the appellative of
+virtuous; and to the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money
+shall be well and truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr.
+George Canning, but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a
+white horse, and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done to
+the statesman who hath written “The Needy Knife-Grinder,” and the German
+play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from me again; it
+is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.
+
+
+
+
+LETTER VIII.
+
+
+NOTHING can be more erroneous than to suppose that Ireland is not bigger
+than the Isle of Wight, or of more consequence than Guernsey or Jersey;
+and yet I am almost inclined to believe, from the general supineness
+which prevails here respecting the dangerous state of that country, that
+such is the rank which it holds in our statistical tables. I have been
+writing to you a great deal about Ireland, and perhaps it may be of some
+use to state to you concisely the nature and resources of the country
+which has been the subject of our long and strange correspondence. There
+were returned, as I have before observed, to the hearth tax in 1791,
+701,102 houses, which Mr. Newenham shows from unquestionable documents to
+be nearly 80,000 below the real number of houses in that country. There
+are 27,457 square English miles in Ireland, and more than five millions
+of people.
+
+By the last survey it appears that the inhabited houses in England and
+Wales amount to 1,574,902, and the population to 9,343,578, which gives
+an average of 5.875 to each house, in a country where the density of
+population is certainly less considerable than in Ireland. It is
+commonly supposed that two-fifths of the army and navy are Irishmen, at
+periods when political disaffection does not avert the Catholics from the
+service. The current value of Irish exports in 1807 was £9,314,854 17s.
+7d.; a state of commerce about equal to the commerce of England in the
+middle of the reign of George II. The tonnage of ships entered inward
+and cleared outward in the trade of Ireland, in 1807, amounted to
+1,567,430 tons. The quantity of home spirits exported amounted to 10,284
+gallons in 1796, and to 930,800 gallons in 1804. Of the exports which I
+have stated, provisions amounted to four millions, and linen to about
+four millions and a half. There was exported from Ireland, upon an
+average of two years ending in January, 1804, 591,274 barrels of barley,
+oats, and wheat; and by weight 910,848 cwts. of flour, oatmeal, barley,
+oats, and wheat. The amount of butter exported in 1804, from Ireland,
+was worth, in money, £1,704,680 sterling. The importation of ale and
+beer, from the immense manufactures now carrying on of these articles,
+was diminished to 3,209 barrels, in the year 1804, from 111,920 barrels,
+which was the average importation per annum, taking from three years
+ending in 1792; and at present there is an export trade of porter. On an
+average of three years, ending March, 1783, there were imported into
+Ireland, of cotton wool, 3,326 cwts., of cotton yarn, 5,405 lbs.; but on
+an average of three years, ending January, 1803, there were imported, of
+the first article, 13,159 cwts., and of the latter, 628,406 lbs. It is
+impossible to conceive any manufacture more flourishing. The export of
+linen has increased in Ireland from 17,776,862 yards, the average in
+1770, to 43,534,971 yards, the amount in 1805. The tillage of Ireland
+has more than trebled within the last twenty-one years. The importation
+of coals has increased from 230,000 tons in 1783, to 417,030 in 1804; of
+tobacco, from 3,459,861 lbs. in 1783, to 6,611,543 in 1804; of tea, from
+1,703,855 lbs. in 1783, to 3,358,256 in 1804; of sugar, from 143,117
+cwts. in 1782, to 309,076 in 1804. Ireland now supports a funded debt of
+above 64 millions, and it is computed that more than three millions’ of
+money are annually remitted to Irish absentees resident in this country.
+In Mr. Foster’s report, of 100 folio pages, presented to the House of
+Commons in the year 1806, the total expenditure of Ireland is stated at
+£9,760,013. Ireland has increased about two-thirds in its population
+within twenty-five years, and yet, and in about the same space of time,
+its exports of beef, bullocks, cows, pork, swine, butter, wheat, barley,
+and oats, collectively taken, have doubled; and this, in spite of two
+years’ famine, and the presence of an immense army, that is always at
+hand to guard the most valuable appanage of our empire from joining our
+most inveterate enemies. Ireland has the greatest possible facilities
+for carrying on commerce with the whole of Europe. It contains, within a
+circuit of 750 miles, 66 secure harbours, and presents a western frontier
+against Great Britain, reaching from the Firth of Clyde north to the
+Bristol Channel south, and varying in distance from 20 to 100 miles; so
+that the subjugation of Ireland would compel us to guard with ships and
+soldiers a new line of coast, certainly amounting, with all its
+sinuosities, to more than 700 miles—an addition of polemics, in our
+present state of hostility with all the world, which must highly gratify
+the vigorists, and give them an ample opportunity of displaying that
+foolish energy upon which their claims to distinction are founded. Such
+is the country which the Right Reverend the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+would drive into the arms of France, and for the conciliation of which we
+are requested to wait, as if it were one of those sinecure places which
+were given to Mr. Perceval snarling at the breast, and which cannot be
+abolished till his decease.
+
+How sincerely and fervently have I often wished that the Emperor of the
+French had thought as Mr. Spencer Perceval does upon the subject of
+government; that he had entertained doubts and scruples upon the
+propriety of admitting the Protestants to an equality of rights with the
+Catholics, and that he had left in the middle of his empire these
+vigorous seeds of hatred and disaffection! But the world was never yet
+conquered by a blockhead. One of the very first measures we saw him
+recurring to was the complete establishment of religious liberty: if his
+subjects fought and paid as he pleased, he allowed them to believe as
+they pleased: the moment I saw this, my best hopes were lost. I
+perceived in a moment the kind of man we had to do with. I was well
+aware of the miserable ignorance and folly of this country upon the
+subject of toleration; and every year has been adding to the success of
+that game, which it was clear he had the will and the ability to play
+against us.
+
+You say Bonaparte is not in earnest upon the subject of religion, and
+that this is the cause of his tolerant spirit; but is it possible you can
+intend to give us such dreadful and unamiable notions of religion. Are
+we to understand that the moment a man is sincere he is narrow-minded;
+that persecution is the child of belief; and that a desire to leave all
+men in the quiet and unpunished exercise of their own creed can only
+exist in the mind of an infidel? Thank God! I know many men whose
+principles are as firm as they are expanded, who cling tenaciously to
+their own modification of the Christian faith, without the slightest
+disposition to force that modification upon other people. If Bonaparte
+is liberal in subjects of religion because he has no religion, is this a
+reason why we should be illiberal because we are Christians? If he owes
+this excellent quality to a vice, is that any reason why we may not owe
+it to a virtue? Toleration is a great good, and a good to be imitated,
+let it come from whom it will. If a sceptic is tolerant, it only shows
+that he is not foolish in practice as well as erroneous in theory. If a
+religious man is tolerant, it evinces that he is religious from thought
+and inquiry, because he exhibits in his conduct one of the most beautiful
+and important consequences of a religious mind—an inviolable charity to
+all the honest varieties of human opinion.
+
+Lord Sidmouth, and all the anti-Catholic people, little foresee that they
+will hereafter be the sport of the antiquary; that their prophecies of
+ruin and destruction from Catholic emancipation will be clapped into the
+notes of some quaint history, and be matter of pleasantry even to the
+sedulous housewife and the rural dean. There is always a copious supply
+of Lord Sidmouths in the world; nor is there one single source of human
+happiness against which they have not uttered the most lugubrious
+predictions. Turnpike roads, navigable canals, inoculation, hops,
+tobacco, the Reformation, the Revolution—there are always a set of worthy
+and moderately-gifted men, who bawl out death and ruin upon every
+valuable change which the varying aspect of human affairs absolutely and
+imperiously requires. I have often thought that it would be extremely
+useful to make a collection of the hatred and abuse that all those
+changes have experienced, which are now admitted to be marked
+improvements in our condition. Such a history might make folly a little
+more modest, and suspicious of its own decisions.
+
+Ireland, you say, since the Union is to be considered as a part of the
+whole kingdom; and therefore, however Catholics may predominate in that
+particular spot, yet, taking the whole empire together, they are to be
+considered as a much more insignificant quota of the population.
+Consider them in what light you please, as part of the whole, or by
+themselves, or in what manner may be most consentaneous to the devices of
+your holy mind—I say in a very few words, if you do not relieve these
+people from the civil incapacities to which they are exposed, you will
+lose them; or you must employ great strength and much treasure in
+watching over them. In the present state of the world you can afford to
+do neither the one nor the other. Having stated this, I shall leave you
+to be ruined, Puffendorf in hand (as Mr. Secretary Canning says), and to
+lose Ireland, just as you have found out what proportion the aggrieved
+people should bear to the whole population before their calamities meet
+with redress. As for your parallel cases, I am no more afraid of
+deciding upon them than I am upon their prototype. If ever any one
+heresy should so far spread itself over the principality of Wales that
+the Established Church were left in a minority of one to four; if you had
+subjected these heretics to very severe civil privations; if the
+consequence of such privations were a universal state of disaffection
+among that caseous and wrathful people; and if at the same time you were
+at war with all the world, how can you doubt for a moment that I would
+instantly restore them to a state of the most complete civil liberty?
+What matters it under what name you put the same case? Common sense is
+not changed by appellations. I have said how I would act to Ireland, and
+I would act so to all the world.
+
+I admit that, to a certain degree, the Government will lose the
+affections of the Orangemen by emancipating the Catholics; much less,
+however, at present, than three years past. The few men, who have
+ill-treated the whole crew, live in constant terror that the oppressed
+people will rise upon them and carry the ship into Brest:—they begin to
+find that it is a very tiresome thing to sleep every night with cocked
+pistols under their pillows, and to breakfast, dine, and sup with drawn
+hangers. They suspect that the privilege of beating and kicking the rest
+of the sailors is hardly worth all this anxiety, and that if the ship
+does ever fall into the hands of the disaffected, all the cruelties which
+they have experienced will be thoroughly remembered and amply repaid. To
+a short period of disaffection among the Orangemen I confess I should not
+much object: my love of poetical justice does carry me as far as that;
+one summer’s whipping, only one: the thumb-screw for a short season; a
+little light easy torturing between Ladyday and Michaelmas; a short
+specimen of Mr. Perceval’s rigour. I have malice enough to ask this
+slight atonement for the groans and shrieks of the poor Catholics,
+unheard by any human tribunal, but registered by the Angel of God against
+their Protestant and enlightened oppressors.
+
+Besides, if you who count ten so often can count five, you must perceive
+that it is better to have four friends and one enemy than four enemies
+and one friend; and the more violent the hatred of the Orangemen, the
+more certain the reconciliation of the Catholics. The disaffection of
+the Orangemen will be the Irish rainbow: when I see it I shall be sure
+that the storm is over.
+
+If these incapacities, from which the Catholics ask to be relieved, were
+to the mass of them only a mere feeling of pride, and if the question
+were respecting the attainment of privileges which could be of importance
+only to the highest of the sect, I should still say that the pride of the
+mass was very naturally wounded by the degradation of their superiors.
+Indignity to George Rose would be felt by the smallest nummary gentleman
+in the king’s employ; and Mr. John Bannister could not be indifferent to
+anything which happened to Mr. Canning. But the truth is, it is a most
+egregious mistake to suppose that the Catholics are contending merely for
+the fringes and feathers of their chiefs. I will give you a list in my
+next Letter of those privations which are represented to be of no
+consequence to anybody but Lord Fingal, and some twenty or thirty of the
+principal persons of their sect. In the meantime, adieu, and be wise.
+
+
+
+LETTER IX.
+
+
+DEAR ABRAHAM,—No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer,
+Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary of
+State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy, Teller or
+Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Custos Rotulorum of
+Counties, Chief Governor’s Secretary, Privy Councillor, King’s Counsel,
+Serjeant, Attorney, Solicitor-General, Master in Chancery, Provost or
+Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin, Postmaster-General, Master and
+Lieutenant-General of Ordnance, Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff,
+Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor, Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other
+officer in a City, or a Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a
+Protestant, and no priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a
+gamekeeper, or have for sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores;
+no Catholic can present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in
+order to obtain that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic
+jurors is made higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation of the
+ancient rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who shall take an
+oath prescribed by 13 and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the
+plums out of the pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics, I
+know not what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be (I
+allow) nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of Catholics were
+contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or pall-bearers to the
+country; but surely no man will contend that every barrister may not
+speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne Judge; and that every
+shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his exclusion from borough
+offices.
+
+One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in Ireland
+is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy Sheriff.
+Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the obstacles which
+this opposes to the fair administration of justice. The formation of
+juries is now entirely in the hands of the Protestants; the lives,
+liberties, and properties of the Catholics in the hands of the juries;
+and this is the arrangement for the administration of justice in a
+country where religious prejudices are inflamed to the greatest degree of
+animosity! In this country, if a man be a foreigner, if he sell
+slippers, and sealing wax, and artificial flowers, we are so tender of
+human life that we take care half the number of persons who are to decide
+upon his fate should be men of similar prejudices and feelings with
+himself: but a poor Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals,
+and destroyed according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of
+the Lord, and with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the
+length of saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no
+doubt that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most
+unpardonable breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant panel.
+I can easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves
+very conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I
+blame the law which does not guard the Catholic against the probable
+tenor of those feelings which must unconsciously influence the judgments
+of mankind. I detest that state of society which extends unequal degrees
+of protection to different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot describe
+to you the contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a statesman,
+defends a system which fills the heart of every Irishman with treason,
+and makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.
+
+I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter of
+romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a parish
+where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty Protestants, the
+Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting at which no Catholic
+has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per
+acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the church—and
+how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained? A Protestant
+plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a Protestant carpenter
+is convinced the timbers are not sound; and the glazier who hates holy
+water (as an accoucheur hates celibacy, because he gets nothing by it) is
+employed to put in new sashes.
+
+The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They have a
+power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for roads,
+bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. “You suffer the
+road to be brought through my park, and I will have the bridge
+constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to your
+house. You do my job, and I will do yours.” These are the sweet and
+interesting subjects which occasionally occupy Milesian gentlemen while
+they are attendant upon this grand inquest of justice. But there is a
+religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly gratifying to Mr.
+Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who believes in seven sacraments
+can carry a public road, or bridge, one yard out of the direction most
+beneficial to the public, and that nobody can cheat the public who does
+not expound the Scriptures in the purest and most orthodox manner. This
+will give pleasure to Mr. Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these
+topics I appeal to the justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson.
+I ask him if the human mind can experience a more dreadful sensation than
+to see its own jobs refused, and the jobs of another religion perpetually
+succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which
+dooms a man through life to a lean and plunderless integrity. He knows
+that human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint a
+political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug expectations
+and cruel disappointments. These are a few of many dreadful
+inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from the laws by
+which they are at present oppressed. Besides, look at human nature: what
+is the history of all professions? Joel is to be brought up to the bar:
+has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his being Chancellor? Do not his
+two shrivelled aunts live in the certainty of seeing him in that
+situation, and of cutting out with their own hands his equity
+habiliments? And I could name a certain minister of the Gospel who does
+not, in the bottom of his heart, much differ from these opinions. Do you
+think that the fathers and mothers of the holy Catholic Church are not as
+absurd as Protestant papas and mammas? The probability I admit to be, in
+each particular case, that the sweet little blockhead will in fact never
+get a brief;—but I will venture to say, there is not a parent from the
+Giant’s Causeway to Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is
+the unfortunate victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of
+positive law could prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from rising to
+the highest honours of the State. So with the army and parliament; in
+fact, few are excluded; but, in imagination, all: you keep twenty or
+thirty Catholics out, and you lose the affections of four millions; and,
+let me tell you, that recent circumstances have by no means tended to
+diminish in the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own rank
+which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe to taxing
+John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the _Anti-Jacobin_,
+to managing the affairs of Europe—these are leaps which seem to justify
+the fondest dreams of mothers and of aunts.
+
+I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are exposed
+amount to such intolerable grievances, that the strength and industry of
+a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing prosperity of Ireland
+fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I repeat again, what I have
+often stated in the course of our correspondence, that your laws against
+the Catholics are exactly in that state in which you have neither the
+benefits of rigour nor of liberality: every law which prevented the
+Catholic from gaining strength and wealth is repealed; every law which
+can irritate remains; if you were determined to insult the Catholics, you
+should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give them strength, you
+should have ceased to insult them—at present your conduct is pure,
+unadulterated folly.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says, “We heard nothing about the Catholics till we began
+to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in part from
+this oppression they began to be disaffected.” This is very true; but it
+proves just what I have said, that you have either done too much or too
+little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so depraved a
+courtier that he would load the Catholics with their ancient chains, what
+absurdity it is, then, not to render their dispositions friendly, when
+you leave their arms and legs free!
+
+You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the present
+reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any business; they
+were absolutely annihilated, had had no more agency in the country than
+so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave’s eloquence and Lord
+Camden’s wit; the legislative bodies did not know of their existence.
+For these twenty-five years last past the Catholics have been engaged in
+commerce; within that period the commerce of Ireland has doubled—there
+are four Catholics at work for one Protestant, and eight Catholics at
+work for one Episcopalian. Of course, the proportion which Catholic
+wealth bears to Protestant wealth is every year altering rapidly in
+favour of the Catholics. I have already told you what their purchases of
+land were the last year: since that period I have been at some pains to
+find out the actual state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon
+such a subject to arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to
+believe that there are at present 2,000 Catholics in Ireland, possessing
+an income of £500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of one, two,
+three, and four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen and twenty
+thousand per annum:—and this is the kingdom, and these the people, for
+whose conciliation we are to wait Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury
+why! As for me, I never think of the situation of Ireland without
+feeling the same necessity for immediate interference as I should do if I
+saw blood flowing from a great artery. I rush towards it with the
+instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and have no
+other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no more.
+
+I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the loyal
+indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last ministry to
+do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry in the country
+was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch used ill in his old
+age, and that they would stand by him to the last drop of their blood. I
+respect good feelings, however erroneous be the occasions on which they
+display themselves; and therefore I saw in all this as much to admire as
+to blame. It was a species of affection, however, which reminded me very
+forcibly of the attachment displayed by the servants of the Russian
+ambassador at the beginning of the last century. His Excellency happened
+to fall down in a kind of apoplectic fit, when he was paying a morning
+visit in the house of an acquaintance. The confusion was of course very
+great, and messengers were despatched in every direction to find a
+surgeon: who, upon his arrival, declared that his Excellency must be
+immediately blooded, and prepared himself forthwith to perform the
+operation: the barbarous servants of the embassy, who were there in great
+numbers, no sooner saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of their
+master with a sharp, shining instrument, than they drew their swords, put
+themselves in an attitude of defence, and swore in pure Sclavonic, “that
+they would murder any man who attempted to do him the slightest injury:
+he had been a very good master to them, and they would not desert him in
+his misfortunes, or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his
+guard, and incapable of defending himself.” By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his Excellency,
+relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection, was, after much
+difficulty, restored to life.
+
+There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of plausibility
+in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an answer: You know that
+the Catholics now vote for members of parliament in Ireland, and that
+they outnumber the Protestants in a very great proportion; if you allow
+Catholics to sit in parliament, religion will be found to influence votes
+more than property, and the greater part of the 100 Irish members who are
+returned to parliament will be Catholics. Add to these the Catholic
+members who are returned in England, and you will have a phalanx of
+heretical strength which every minister will be compelled to respect, and
+occasionally to conciliate by concessions incompatible with the interests
+of the Protestant Church. The fact is, however, that you are at this
+moment subjected to every danger of this kind which you can possibly
+apprehend hereafter. If the spiritual interests of the voters are more
+powerful than their temporal interests, they can bind down their
+representatives to support any measures favourable to the Catholic
+religion, and they can change the objects of their choice till they have
+found Protestant members (as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to
+their wishes. If the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the
+Catholics from uniting for a common political object, then the danger you
+fear cannot exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the better of acres,
+then the danger at present exists, from the right of voting already given
+to the Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in
+Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most
+numerous, and where the members returned must of course be Protestants.
+In the other seventy representations the wealth of the Protestants is
+opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all the seventy members
+returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they must still plot the
+destruction of our religion in the midst of 588 Protestants. Such
+terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless aunt—when they fall
+from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they are nauseous,
+antiperistaltic, and emetical.
+
+How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty’s
+Ministers their perfect readiness _to vest in his Majesty_, _either with
+the consent of the Pope_, _or without it if it cannot be obtained_, _the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy_. The Catholic prelacy in Ireland
+consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of Galway, a dignitary
+enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of Roman Catholic priests in
+Ireland exceeds one thousand. The expenses of his peculiar worship are,
+to a substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to a
+labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per annum; this
+includes the contribution of the whole family, and for this the priest is
+bound to attend them when sick, and to confess them when they apply to
+him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to celebrate divine service,
+and to preach on Sundays and holydays.
+
+In the northern district a priest gains from £30 to £50; in the other
+parts of Ireland from £60 to £90 per annum. The best paid Catholic
+bishops receive about £400 per annum; the others from £300 to £350. My
+plan is very simple: I would have 300 Catholic parishes at £100 per
+annum, 300 at £200 per annum, and 400 at £300 per annum; this, for the
+whole thousand parishes, would amount to £190,000. To the prelacy I
+would allot £20,000 in unequal proportions, from £1,000 to £500; and I
+would appropriate £40,000 more for the support of Catholic schools, and
+the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+£250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our genuine, good
+English _just and necessary wars_. The clergy should all receive their
+salaries at the Bank of Ireland, and I would place the whole patronage in
+the hands of the Crown. Now, I appeal to any human being, except Spencer
+Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the disaffection of a
+clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated bounty of the Crown,
+and whether Ignatius Loyala himself, if he were a living blockhead
+instead of a dead saint, could withstand the temptation of bouncing from
+£100 a year at Sligo, to £300 in Tipperary? This is the miserable sum of
+money for which the merchants and landowners and nobility of England are
+exposing themselves to the tremendous peril of losing Ireland. The
+sinecure places of the Roses and the Percevals, and the “dear and near
+relations,” put up to auction at thirty years’ purchase, would almost
+amount to the money.
+
+I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly, for the
+good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally reasonable to expect
+that he should do so for the Protestant pews, and Protestant brick and
+mortar? On an Irish Sabbath, the bell of a neat parish church often
+summons to church only the parson and an occasionally conforming clerk;
+while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics are huddled together
+in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the storms of heaven. Can
+anything be more distressing than to see a venerable man pouring forth
+sublime truths in tattered breeches, and depending for his food upon the
+little offal he gets from his parishioners? I venerate a human being who
+starves for his principles, let them be what they may; but starving for
+anything is not at all to the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict
+principles, and good pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one he keeps
+in great measure for the faults of his enemies, the other for himself.
+
+There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never settled
+nor even seen. In that province in Munster, and in parts of Leinster,
+the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in these tracts the
+churches are frequently shut for want of a congregation, or opened to an
+assemblage of from six to twenty persons. Of what Protestants there are
+in Ireland, the greatest part are gathered together in Ulster, or they
+live in towns. In the country of the other three provinces the Catholics
+see no other religion but their own, and are at the least as fifteen to
+one Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam they are sixty to one; in the
+parish of St. Mulins, diocese of Leghlin, there are four thousand
+Catholics and one Protestant; in the town of Grasgenamana, in the county
+of Kilkenny, there are between four and five hundred Catholic houses, and
+three Protestant houses. In the parish of Allen, county Kildare, there
+is no Protestant, though it is very populous. In the parish of Arlesin,
+Queen’s County, the proportion is one hundred to one. In the whole
+county of Kilkenny, by actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in the
+diocese of Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to one, by
+ditto. These I give you as a few specimens of the present state of
+Ireland; and yet there are men impudent and ignorant enough to contend
+that such evils require no remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth
+in Hampstead can find none but the cautery and the knife.
+
+ —“Omne per ignem
+ Excoquitur vitium.”
+
+I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in Ireland.
+If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I walked to
+church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my own begetting,
+with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly combed; if the
+Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort—how awfully would I
+pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the cabins of the
+poor, brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of Ireland! How easy it is
+to shed human blood; how easy it is to persuade ourselves that it is our
+duty to do so, and that the decision has cost us a severe struggle; how
+much in all ages have wounds and shrieks and tears been the cheap and
+vulgar resources of the rulers of mankind; how difficult and how noble it
+is to govern in kindness and to found an empire upon the everlasting
+basis of justice and affection! But what do men call vigour? To let
+loose hussars and to bring up artillery, to govern with lighted matches,
+and to cut, and push, and prime; I call this not vigour, but the _sloth
+of cruelty and ignorance_. The vigour I love consists in finding out
+wherein subjects are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying the temper
+and genius of a people, in consulting their prejudices, in selecting
+proper persons to lead and manage them, in the laborious, watchful, and
+difficult task of increasing public happiness by allaying each particular
+discontent. In this way Hoche pacified La Vendée—and in this way only
+will Ireland ever be subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval, is
+imbecility and meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not
+insulted, the people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by
+horses, and cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?
+
+
+
+LETTER X. AND LAST.
+
+
+YOU must observe that all I have said of the effects which will be
+produced by giving salaries to the Catholic clergy, only proceeds upon
+the supposition that the emanciptaion of the laity is effected:—without
+that, I am sure there is not a clergyman in Ireland who would receive a
+shilling from government; he could not do so, without an entire loss of
+credit among the members of his own persuasion.
+
+What you say of the moderation of the Irish Protestant clergy in
+collecting tithes, is, I believe, strictly true. Instead of collecting
+what the law enables them to collect, I believe they seldom or ever
+collect more than two-thirds; and I entirely agree with you, that the
+abolition of agistment tithe in Ireland by a vote of the Irish House of
+Commons, and without any remuneration to the Church, was a most
+scandalous and Jacobinical measure. I do not blame the Irish clergy; but
+I submit to your common sense, if it be possible to explain to an Irish
+peasant upon what principle of justice, or common sense, he is to pay
+every tenth potato in his little garden to a clergyman in whose religion
+nobody believes for twenty miles around him, and who has nothing to
+preach to but bare walls? It is true, if the tithes are bought up, the
+cottager must pay more rent to his landlord; but the same thing done in
+the shape of rent is less odious than when it is done in the shape of
+tithe. I do not want to take a shilling out of the pockets of the
+clergy, but to leave the substance of things, and to change their names.
+I cannot see the slightest reason why the Irish labourer is to be
+relieved from the real onus, or from anything else but the name of tithe.
+At present he rents only nine-tenths of the produce of the land, which is
+all that belongs to the owner; this he has at the market price; if the
+landowner purchase the other tenth of the Church, of course he has a
+right to make a correspondent advance upon his tenant.
+
+I very much doubt, if you were to lay open all civil offices to the
+Catholics, and to grant salaries to their clergy, in the manner I have
+stated, if the Catholic laity would give themselves much trouble about
+the advance of their Church; for they would pay the same tithes under one
+system that they do under another. If you were to bring the Catholics
+into the daylight of the world, to the high situations of the army, the
+navy, and the bar, numbers of them would come over to the Established
+Church, and do as other people do; instead of that, you set a mark of
+infamy upon them, rouse every passion of our nature in favour of their
+creed, and then wonder that men are blind to the follies of the Catholic
+religion. There are hardly any instances of old and rich families among
+the Protestant Dissenters: when a man keeps a coach, and lives in good
+company, he comes to church, and gets ashamed of the meeting-house; if
+this is not the case with the father, it is almost always the case with
+the son. These things would never be so if the Dissenters were in
+_practice_ as much excluded from all the concerns of civil life as the
+Catholics are. If a rich young Catholic were in Parliament, he would
+belong to White’s and to Brookes’s, would keep race-horses, would walk up
+and down Pall Mall, be exonerated of his ready money and his
+constitution, become as totally devoid of morality, honesty, knowledge,
+and civility as Protestant loungers in Pall Mall, and return home with a
+supreme contempt for Father O’Leary and Father O’Callaghan. I am
+astonished at the madness of the Catholic clergy in not perceiving that
+Catholic emancipation is Catholic infidelity; that to entangle their
+people in the intrigues of a Protestant parliament, and a Protestant
+court, is to ensure the loss of every man of fashion and consequence in
+their community. The true receipt for preserving their religion, is Mr.
+Perceval’s receipt for destroying it: it is to deprive every rich
+Catholic of all the objects of secular ambition, to separate him from the
+Protestant, and to shut him up in his castle with priests and relics.
+
+We are told, in answer to all our arguments, that this is not a fit
+period—that a period of universal war is not the proper time for
+dangerous innovations in the constitution: this is as much as to say,
+that the worst time for making friends is the period when you have made
+many enemies; that it is the greatest of all errors to stop when you are
+breathless, and to lie down when you are fatigued. Of one thing I am
+quite certain: if the safety of Europe is once completely restored, the
+Catholics may for ever bid adieu to the slightest probability of
+effecting their object. Such men as hang about a court not only are deaf
+to the suggestions of mere justice, but they despise justice; they detest
+the word _right_; the only word which rouses them is _peril_; where they
+can oppress with impunity, they oppress for ever, and call it loyalty and
+wisdom.
+
+I am so far from conceiving the legitimate strength of the Crown would be
+diminished by these abolitions of civil incapacities in consequence of
+religious opinions, that my only objection to the increase of religious
+freedom is, that it would operate as a diminution of political freedom;
+the power of the Crown is so overbearing at this period, that almost the
+only steady opposers of its fatal influence are men disgusted by
+religious intolerance. Our establishments are so enormous, and so
+utterly disproportioned to our population, that every second or third man
+you meet in society gains something from the public; my brother the
+commissioner,—my nephew the police justice,—purveyor of small beer to the
+army in Ireland,—clerk of the mouth,—yeoman to the left hand,—these are
+the obstacles which common sense and justice have now to overcome. Add
+to this that the King, old and infirm, excites a principle of very
+amiable generosity in his favour; that he has led a good, moral, and
+religious life, equally removed from profligacy and methodistical
+hypocrisy; that he has been a good husband, a good father, and a good
+master; that he dresses plain, loves hunting and farming, fates the
+French, and is in all his opinions and habits, quite English:—these
+feelings are heightened by the present situation of the world, and the
+yet unexploded clamour of Jacobinism. In short, from the various sources
+of interest, personal regard, and national taste, such a tempest of
+loyalty has set in upon the people that the 47th proposition in Euclid
+might now be voted down with as much ease as any proposition in politics;
+and therefore if Lord Hawkesbury hates the abstract truths of science as
+much as he hates concrete truth in human affairs, now is his time for
+getting rid of the multiplication table, and passing a vote of censure
+upon the pretensions of the _hypotenuse_. Such is the history of English
+parties at this moment: you cannot seriously suppose that the people care
+for such men as Lord Hawkesbury, Mr. Canning, and Mr. Perceval on their
+own account; you cannot really believe them to be so degraded as to look
+to their safety from a man who proposes to subdue Europe by keeping it
+without Jesuit’s Bark. The people at present have one passion, and but
+one—
+
+ “A Jove principium, Jovis omnia plena.”
+
+They care no more for the ministers I have mentioned, than they do for
+those sturdy royalists who for £60 per annum stand behind his Majesty’s
+carriage, arrayed in scarlet and in gold. If the present ministers
+opposed the Court instead of flattering it, they would not command twenty
+votes.
+
+Do not imagine by these observations that I am not loyal; without joining
+in the common cant of the best of kings, I respect the King most
+sincerely as a good man. His religion is better than the religion of Mr.
+Perceval, his old morality very superior to the old morality of Mr.
+Canning, and I am quite certain he has a safer understanding than both of
+them put together. Loyalty within the bounds of reason and moderation is
+one of the great instruments of human happiness; but the love of the king
+may easily become more strong than the love of the kingdom, and we may
+lose sight of the public welfare in our exaggerated admiration of him who
+is appointed to reign only for its promotion and support. I detest
+Jacobinism; and if I am doomed to be a slave at all, I would rather be
+the slave of a king than a cobbler. God save the King, you say, warms
+your heart like the sound of a trumpet. I cannot make use of so violent
+a metaphor; but I am delighted to hear it, when it is the cry of genuine
+affection; I am delighted to hear it when they hail not only the
+individual man, but the outward and living sign of all English blessings.
+These are noble feelings, and the heart of every good man must go with
+them; but God save the King, in these times, too often means God save my
+pension and my place, God give my sisters an allowance out of the privy
+purse—make me clerk of the irons, let me survey the meltings, let me live
+upon the fruits of other men’s industry, and fatten upon the plunder of
+the public.
+
+What is it possible to say to such a man as the Gentleman of Hampstead,
+who really believes it feasible to convert the four million Irish
+Catholics to the Protestant religion, and considers this as the best
+remedy for the disturbed state of Ireland? It is not possible to answer
+such a man with arguments; we must come out against him with beads and a
+cowl, and push him into an hermitage. It is really such trash, that it
+is an abuse of the privilege of reasoning to reply to it. Such a project
+is well worthy the statesman who would bring the French to reason by
+keeping them without rhubarb, and exhibit to mankind the awful spectacle
+of a nation deprived of neutral salts. This is not the dream of a wild
+apothecary indulging in his own opium; this is not the distempered fancy
+of a pounder of drugs, delirious from smallness of profits; but it is the
+sober, deliberate, and systematic scheme of a man to whom the public
+safety is intrusted, and whose appointment is considered by many as a
+masterpiece of political sagacity. What a sublime thought, that no purge
+can now be taken between the Weser and the Garonne; that the bustling
+pestle is still, the canorous mortar mute, and the bowels of mankind
+locked up for fourteen degrees of latitude! When, I should be curious to
+know, were all the powers of crudity and flatulence fully explained to
+his Majesty’s ministers? At what period was this great plan of conquest
+and constipation fully developed? In whose mind was the idea of
+destroying the pride and the plasters of France first engendered?
+Without castor oil they might for some months, to be sure, have carried
+on a lingering war! but can they do without bark? Will the people live
+under a government where antimonial powders cannot be procured? Will
+they bear the loss of mercury? “There’s the rub.” Depend upon it, the
+absence of the materia medica will soon bring them to their senses, and
+the cry of _Bourbon and bolus_ burst forth from the Baltic to the
+Mediterranean.
+
+You ask me for any precedent in our history where the oath of supremacy
+has been dispensed with. It was dispensed with to the Catholics of
+Canada in 1774. They are only required to take a simple oath of
+allegiance. The same, I believe, was the case in Corsica. The reason of
+such exemption was obvious; you could not possibly have retained either
+of these countries without it. And what did it signify, whether you
+retained them or not? In cases where you might have been foolish without
+peril you were wise; when nonsense and bigotry threaten you with
+destruction, it is impossible to bring you back to the alphabet of
+justice and common sense. If men are to be fools, I would rather they
+were fools in little matters than in great; dulness turned up with
+temerity is a livery all the worse for the facings; and the most
+tremendous of all things is the magnanimity of the dunce.
+
+It is not by any means necessary, as you contend, to repeal the Test Act
+if you give relief to the Catholic: what the Catholics ask for is to be
+put on a footing with the Protestant Dissenters, which would be done by
+repealing that part of the law which compels them to take the oath of
+supremacy and to make the declaration against transubstantiation: they
+would then come into Parliament as all other Dissenters are allowed to
+do, and the penal laws to which they were exposed for taking office would
+be suspended every year, as they have been for this half century past
+towards Protestant Dissenters. Perhaps, after all, this is the best
+method—to continue the persecuting law, and to suspend it every year—a
+method which, while it effectually destroys the persecution itself,
+leaves to the great mass of mankind the exquisite gratification of
+supposing that they are enjoying some advantage from which a particular
+class of their fellow creatures are excluded. We manage the Corporation
+and Test Acts at present much in the same manner as if we were to
+persuade parish boys who had been in the habit of beating an ass to spare
+the animal, and beat the skin of an ass stuffed with straw; this would
+preserve the semblance of tormenting without the reality, and keep boy
+and beast in good humour.
+
+How can you imagine that a provision for the Catholic clergy affects the
+5th article of the Union? Surely I am preserving the Protestant Church
+in Ireland if I put it in a better condition than that in which it now
+is. A tithe proctor in Ireland collects his tithes with a blunderbuss,
+and carries his tenth hay-cock by storm, sword in hand: to give him equal
+value in a more pacific shape cannot, I should imagine, be considered as
+injurious to the Church of Ireland; and what right has that Church to
+complain if Parliament chooses to fix upon the empire the burden of
+supporting a double ecclesiastical establishment? Are the revenues of
+the Irish Protestant clergy in the slightest degree injured by such
+provision? On the contrary, is it possible to confer a more serious
+benefit upon that Church than by quieting and contenting those who are at
+work for its destruction?
+
+It is impossible to think of the affairs of Ireland without being
+forcibly struck with the parallel of Hungary. Of her seven millions of
+inhabitants, one half were Protestants, Calvinists, and Lutherans, many
+of the Greek Church, and many Jews: such was the state of their religious
+dissensions that Mahomet had often been called in to the aid of Calvin,
+and the crescent often glittered on the walls of Buda and Presburg. At
+last, in 1791, during the most violent crisis of disturbance, a Diet was
+called, and by a great majority of voices a decree was passed, which
+secured to all the contending sects the fullest and freest exercise of
+religious worship and education; ordained—let it be heard in
+Hampstead—that churches and chapels should be erected for all on the most
+perfectly equal terms; that the Protestants of both confessions should
+depend upon their spiritual superiors alone; liberated them from swearing
+by the usual oath, “the Holy Virgin Mary, the saints, and chosen of God;”
+and then the decree adds, “that _public offices and honours_, _high or
+low_, _great or small_, _shall be given to natural-born Hungarians who
+deserve well of their country_, _and possess the other qualifications_,
+_let their religion be what it may_.” Such was the line of policy
+pursued in a Diet consisting of four hundred members, in a state whose
+form of government approaches nearer to our own than any other, having a
+Roman Catholic establishment of great wealth and power, and under the
+influence of one of the most bigoted Catholic Courts in Europe. This
+measure has now the experience of eighteen years in its favour; it has
+undergone a trial of fourteen years of revolution such as the world never
+witnessed, and more than equal to a century less convulsed: What have
+been its effects? When the French advanced like a torrent within a few
+days’ march of Vienna, the Hungarians rose in a mass; they formed what
+they called the sacred insurrection, to defend their sovereign, their
+rights and liberties, now common to all; and the apprehension of their
+approach dictated to the reluctant Bonaparte the immediate signature of
+the treaty of _Leoben_. The Romish hierarchy of Hungary exists in all
+its former splendour and opulence; never has the slightest attempt been
+made to diminish it; and those revolutionary principles, to which so
+large a portion of civilised Europe has been sacrificed, have here failed
+in making the smallest successful inroad.
+
+The whole history of this proceeding of the Hungarian Diet is so
+extraordinary, and such an admirable comment upon the Protestantism of
+Mr. Spencer Perceval, that I must compel you to read a few short extracts
+from the law itself:—“The Protestants of both confessions shall, in
+religious matters, depend upon their own spiritual superiors alone. The
+Protestants may likewise retain their trivial and grammar schools. The
+Church dues which the Protestants have hitherto paid to the Catholic
+parish priests, schoolmasters, or other such officers, either in money,
+productions, or labour, shall in future entirely cease, and after three
+months from the publishing of this law, be no more anywhere demanded. In
+the building or repairing of churches, parsonage-houses, and schools, the
+Protestants are not obliged to assist the Catholics with labour, nor the
+Catholics the Protestants. The pious foundations and donations of the
+Protestants which already exist, or which in future may be made for their
+churches, ministers, schools and students, hospitals, orphan houses, and
+poor, cannot be taken from them under any pretext, nor yet the care of
+them; but rather the unimpeded administration shall be intrusted to those
+from among them to whom it legally belongs, and those foundations which
+may have been taken from them under the last government shall be returned
+to them without delay. All affairs of marriage of the Protestants are
+left to their own consistories; all landlords and masters of families,
+under the penalty of public prosecution, are ordered not to prevent their
+subjects and servants, whether they be Catholic or Protestant, from the
+observance of the festivals and ceremonies of their religion,” etc. etc.
+etc.—By what strange chances are mankind influenced! A little Catholic
+barrister of Vienna might have raised the cry of _No Protestantism_, and
+Hungary would have panted for the arrival of a French army as much as
+Ireland does at this moment; arms would have been searched for; Lutheran
+and Calvinist houses entered in the dead of the night; and the strength
+of Austria exhausted in guarding a country from which, under the present
+liberal system, she may expect in the moment of danger the most powerful
+aid: and let it be remembered that this memorable example of political
+wisdom took place at a period when many great monarchies were yet
+unconquered in Europe; in a country where the two religious parties were
+equal in number; and where it is impossible to suppose indifference in
+the party which relinquished its exclusive privileges. Under all these
+circumstances the measure was carried in the Hungarian Diet by a majority
+of 280 to 120. In a few weeks we shall see every concession denied to
+the Catholics by a much larger majority of Protestants, at a moment when
+every other power is subjugated but ourselves, and in a country where the
+oppressed are four times as numerous as their oppressors. So much for
+the wisdom of our ancestors—so much for the nineteenth century—so much
+for the superiority of the English over all the nations of the Continent.
+
+Are you not sensible, let me ask you, of the absurdity of trusting the
+lowest Catholics with offices correspondent to their situation in life,
+and of denying such privileges to the higher. A Catholic may serve in
+the militia, but a Catholic cannot come into Parliament; in the latter
+case you suspect combination, and in the former case you suspect no
+combination; you deliberately arm ten or twenty thousand of the lowest of
+the Catholic people; and the moment you come to a class of men whose
+education, honour, and talents seem to render all mischief less probable,
+then you see the danger of employing a Catholic, and cling to your
+investigating tests and disabling laws. If you tell me you have enough
+of members of Parliament and not enough of militia without the Catholics,
+I beg leave to remind you that, by employing the physical force of any
+sect at the same time when you leave them in a state of utter
+disaffection, you are not adding strength to your armies, but weakness
+and ruin. If you want the vigour of their common people, you must not
+disgrace their nobility and insult their priesthood.
+
+I thought that the terror of the Pope had been confined to the limits of
+the nursery, and merely employed as a means to induce young master to
+enter into his small-clothes with greater speed and to eat his breakfast
+with greater attention to decorum. For these purposes the name of the
+Pope is admirable; but why push it beyond? Why not leave to Lord
+Hawkesbury all further enumeration of the Pope’s powers? For a whole
+century you have been exposed to the enmity of France, and your
+succession was disputed in two rebellions: what could the Pope do at the
+period when there was a serious struggle whether England should be
+Protestant or Catholic, and when the issue was completely doubtful?
+Could the Pope induce the Irish to rise in 1715? Could he induce them to
+rise in 1745? You had no Catholic enemy when half this island was in
+arms; and what did the Pope attempt in the last rebellion in Ireland?
+But if he had as much power over the minds of the Irish as Mr.
+Wilberforce has over the mind of a young Methodist converted the
+preceding quarter, is this a reason why we are to disgust men who may be
+acted upon in such a manner by a foreign power? or is it not an
+additional reason why we should raise up every barrier of affection and
+kindness against the mischief of foreign influence? But the true answer
+is, the mischief does not exist. Gog and Magog have produced as much
+influence upon human affairs as the Pope has done for this half century
+past; and by spoiling him of his possessions, and degrading him in the
+eyes of all Europe, Bonaparte has not taken quite the proper method of
+increasing his influence.
+
+But why not a Catholic king as well as a Catholic member of Parliament,
+or of the Cabinet?—Because it is probable that the one would be
+mischievous and the other not. A Catholic king might struggle against
+the Protestantism of the country, and if the struggle were not successful
+it would at least be dangerous; but the efforts of any other Catholic
+would be quite insignificant, and his hope of success so small, that it
+is quite improbable the effort would ever be made: my argument is, that
+in so Protestant a country as Great Britain, the character of her
+parliaments and her cabinet could not be changed by the few Catholics who
+would ever find their way to the one or the other. But the power of the
+Crown is immeasurably greater than the power which the Catholics could
+obtain from any other species of authority in the state; and it does not
+follow because the lesser degree of power is innocent that the greater
+should be so too. As for the stress you lay upon the danger of a
+Catholic chancellor, I have not the least hesitation in saying that his
+appointment would not do a ten thousandth part of the mischief to the
+English Church that might be done by a Methodistical chancellor of the
+true Clapham breed; and I request to know if it is really so very
+necessary that a chancellor should be of the religion of the Church of
+England, how many chancellors you have had within the last century who
+have been bred up in the Presbyterian religion? And again, how many you
+have had who notoriously have been without any religion at all?
+
+Why are you to suppose that eligibility and election are the same thing,
+and that all the cabinet _will_ be Catholics whenever all the cabinet
+_may_ be Catholics? You have a right, you say, to suppose an extreme
+case, and to argue upon it—so have I: and I will suppose that the hundred
+Irish members will one day come down in a body and pass a law compelling
+the King to reside in Dublin. I will suppose that the Scotch members, by
+a similar stratagem, will lay England under a large contribution of meal
+and sulphur: no measure is without objection if you sweep the whole
+horizon for danger; it is not sufficient to tell me of what may happen,
+but you must show me a rational probability that it will happen: after
+all, I might, contrary to my real opinion, admit all your dangers to
+exist; it is enough for me to contend that all other dangers taken
+together are not equal to the danger of losing Ireland from disaffection
+and invasion.
+
+I am astonished to see you, and many good and well-meaning clergymen
+beside you, painting the Catholics in such detestable colours;
+two-thirds, at least, of Europe are Catholics—they are Christians, though
+mistaken Christians; how can I possibly admit that any sect of
+Christians, and, above all, that the oldest and the most numerous sect of
+Christians are incapable of fulfilling the common duties and relations of
+life: though I do differ from them in many particulars, God forbid I
+should give such a handle to infidelity, and subscribe to such blasphemy
+against our common religion?
+
+Do you think mankind never change their opinions without formally
+expressing and confessing that change? When you quote the decisions of
+ancient Catholic councils, are you prepared to defend all the decrees of
+English convocations and universities since the reign of Queen Elizabeth?
+I could soon make you sick of your uncandid industry against the
+Catholics, and bring you to allow that it is better to forget times past,
+and to judge and be judged by present opinions and present practice.
+
+I must beg to be excused from explaining and refuting all the mistakes
+about the Catholics made by my Lord Redesdale; and I must do that
+nobleman the justice to say, that he has been treated with great
+disrespect. Could anything be more indecent than to make it a morning
+lounge in Dublin to call upon his Lordship, and to cram him with
+Arabian-night stories about the Catholics? Is this proper behaviour to
+the representative of Majesty, the child of Themis, and the keeper of the
+conscience in West Britain? Whoever reads the Letters of the Catholic
+Bishops, in the appendix to Sir John Hippesly’s very sensible book, will
+see to what an excess this practice must have been carried with the
+pleasing and Protestant nobleman whose name I have mentioned, and from
+thence I wish you to receive your answer about excommunication, and all
+the trash which is talked against the Catholics.
+
+A sort of notion has, by some means or another, crept into the world that
+difference of religion would render men unfit to perform together the
+offices of common and civil life: that Brother Wood and Brother Grose
+could not travel together the same circuit if they differed in creed, nor
+Cockell and Mingay be engaged in the same cause, if Cockell was a
+Catholic and Mingay a Muggletonian. It is supposed that Huskisson and
+Sir Harry Englefield would squabble behind the Speaker’s chair about the
+council of Lateran, and many a turnpike bill miscarry by the sarcastical
+controversies of Mr. Hawkins Brown and Sir John Throckmorton upon the
+real presence. I wish I could see some of these symptoms of earnestness
+upon the subject of religion; but it really seems to me that, in the
+present state of society, men no more think about inquiring concerning
+each other’s faith than they do concerning the colour of each other’s
+skins. There may have been times in England when the quarter sessions
+would have been disturbed by theological polemics; but now, after a
+Catholic justice had once been seen on the bench, and it had been clearly
+ascertained that he spoke English, had no tail, only a single row of
+teeth, and that he loved port wine—after all the scandalous and infamous
+reports of his physical conformation had been clearly proved to be
+false—he would be reckoned a jolly fellow, and very superior in flavour
+to a sly Presbyterian. Nothing, in fact, can be more uncandid and
+unphilosophical than to say that a man has a tail, because you cannot
+agree within him upon religious subjects; it appears to be ludicrous: but
+I am convinced it has done infinite mischief to the Catholics, and made a
+very serious impression upon the minds of many gentlemen of large landed
+property.
+
+In talking of the impossibility of Catholic and Protestant living
+together with equal privilege under the same government, do you forget
+the Cantons of Switzerland? You might have seen there a Protestant
+congregation going into a church which had just been quitted by a
+Catholic congregation; and I will venture to say that the Swiss Catholics
+were more bigoted to their religion than any people in the whole world.
+Did the kings of Prussia ever refuse to employ a Catholic? Would
+Frederick the Great have rejected an able man on this account? We have
+seen Prince Czartorinski, a Catholic Secretary of State in Russia; in
+former times a Greek patriarch and an apostolic vicar acted together in
+the most perfect harmony in Venice; and we have seen the Emperor of
+Germany in modern times intrusting the care of his person and the command
+of his guard to a Protestant Prince, Frederick of Wittenberg. But what
+are all these things to Mr. Perceval? He has looked at human nature from
+the top of Hampstead Hill, and has not a thought beyond the little sphere
+of his own vision. “The snail,” say the Hindoos, “sees nothing but his
+own shell, and thinks it the grandest palace in the universe.”
+
+I now take a final leave of this subject of Ireland; the only difficulty
+in discussing it is a want of resistance, a want of something difficult
+to unravel, and something dark to illumine. To agitate such a question
+is to beat the air with a club, and cut down gnats with a scimitar; it is
+a prostitution of industry, and a waste of strength. If a man say, I
+have a good place, and I do not choose to lose it, this mode of arguing
+upon the Catholic question I can well understand; but that any human
+being with an understanding two degrees elevated above that of an
+Anabaptist preacher, should conscientiously contend for the expediency
+and propriety of leaving the Irish Catholics in their present state, and
+of subjecting us to such tremendous peril in the present condition of the
+world, it is utterly out of my power to conceive. Such a measure as the
+Catholic question is entirely beyond the common game of politics; it is a
+measure in which all parties ought to acquiesce, in order to preserve the
+place where and the stake for which they play. If Ireland is gone, where
+are jobs? where are reversions? where is my brother Lord Arden? where are
+my dear and near relations? The game is up, and the Speaker of the house
+of Commons will be sent as a present to the menagerie at Paris. We talk
+of waiting from particular considerations, as if centuries of joy and
+prosperity were before us: in the next ten years our fate must be
+decided; we shall know, long before that period, whether we can bear up
+against the miseries by which we are threatened or not; and yet, in the
+very midst of our crisis, we are enjoined to abstain from the most
+certain means of increasing our strength, and advised to wait for the
+remedy till the disease is removed by death or health. And now, instead
+of the plain and manly policy of increasing unanimity at home, by
+equalising rights and privileges, what is the ignorant, arrogant, and
+wicked system which has been pursued? Such a career of madness and of
+folly was, I believe, never run in so short a period. The vigour of the
+ministry is like the vigour of a grave-digger—the tomb becomes more ready
+and more wide for every effort which they make. There is nothing which
+it is worth while either to take or to retain, and a constant train of
+ruinous expeditions have been kept up. Every Englishman felt proud of
+the integrity of his country; the character of the country is lost for
+ever. It is of the utmost consequence to a commercial people at war with
+the greatest part of Europe, that there should be a free entry of
+neutrals into the enemy’s ports; the neutrals who earned our manufactures
+we have not only excluded, but we have compelled them to declare war
+against us. It was our interest to make a good peace, or convince our
+own people that it could not be obtained; we have not made a peace, and
+we have convinced the people of nothing but of the arrogance of the
+Foreign Secretary: and all this has taken place in the short space of a
+year, because a King’s Bench barrister and a writer of epigrams, turned
+into Ministers of State, were determined to show country gentlemen that
+the late administration had no vigour. In the meantime commerce stands
+still, manufactures perish, Ireland is more and more irritated, India is
+threatened, fresh taxes are accumulated upon the wretched people, the war
+is carried on without it being possible to conceive any one single object
+which a rational being can propose to himself by its continuation; and in
+the midst of this unparalleled insanity we are told that the Continent is
+to be reconquered by the want of rhubarb and plums. A better spirit than
+exists in the English people never existed in any people in the world: it
+has been misdirected, and squandered upon party purposes in the most
+degrading and scandalous manner; they have been led to believe that they
+were benefiting the commerce of England by destroying the commerce of
+America, that they were defending their Sovereign by perpetuating the
+bigoted oppression of their fellow-subjects; their rulers and their
+guides have told them that they would equal the vigour of France by
+equalling her atrocity; and they have gone on wasting that opulence,
+patience, and courage, which, if husbanded by prudent and moderate
+counsels, might have proved the salvation of mankind. The same policy of
+turning the good qualities of Englishmen to their own destruction, which
+made Mr. Pitt omnipotent, continues his power to those who resemble him
+only in his vices; advantage is taken of the loyalty of Englishmen to
+make them meanly submissive; their piety is turned into persecution,
+their courage into useless and obstinate contention; they are plundered
+because they are ready to pay, and soothed into asinine stupidity because
+they are full of virtuous patience. If England must perish at last, so
+let it be: that event is in the hands of God; we must dry up our tears
+and submit. But that England should perish swindling and stealing; that
+it should perish waging war against lazar houses and hospitals; that it
+should perish persecuting with monastic bigotry; that it should calmly
+give itself up to be ruined by the flashy arrogance of one man, and the
+narrow fanaticism of another; these events are within the power of human
+beings, and I did not think that the magnanimity of Englishmen would ever
+stoop to such degradations.
+
+ _Longum Vale!_
+
+ PETER PLYMLEY.
+
+
+
+
+HISTORICAL APOLOGY FOR THE IRISH CATHOLICS.
+
+
+_Historical Apology for The Irish Catholics_. By WILLIAM PARNELL,
+Esquire. Fitzpatrick, Dublin. 1807.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+IF ever a nation exhibited symptoms of downright madness, or utter
+stupidity, we conceive these symptoms may be easily recognised in the
+conduct of this country upon the Catholic question. A man has a wound in
+his great toe, and a violent and perilous fever at the same time; and he
+refuses to take the medicines for the fever because it will disconcert
+the toe! The mournful and folly-stricken blockhead forgets that his toe
+cannot survive him; that if he dies, there can be no digital life apart
+from him: yet he lingers and fondles over this last part of his body,
+soothing it madly with little plasters, and anile fomentations, while the
+neglected fever rages in his entrails, and burns away his whole life. If
+the comparatively little questions of Establishment are all that this
+country is capable of discussing or regarding, for God’s sake let us
+remember that the foreign conquest, which destroys all, destroys this
+beloved _toe_ also. Pass over freedom, industry, and science—and look
+upon this great empire, by which we are about to be swallowed up, only as
+it affects the manner of collecting tithes, and of reading the
+liturgy—still, if all goes, these must go too; and even, for their
+interests, it is worth while to conciliate Ireland, to avert the
+hostility, and to employ the strength of the Catholic population. We
+plead the question as the sincerest friends to the Establishment;—as
+wishing to it all the prosperity and duration its warmest advocates can
+desire,—but remembering always what these advocates seem to forget, that
+the Establishment cannot be threatened by any danger so great as the
+perdition of the kingdom in which it is established.
+
+We are truly glad to agree so entirely with Mr. Parnell upon this great
+question; we admire his way of thinking, and most cordially recommend his
+work to the attention of the public. The general conclusion which he
+attempts to prove is this: that religious sentiment, however perverted by
+bigotry or fanaticism, has always a _tendency_ to moderation; that it
+seldom assumes any great portion of activity or enthusiasm, except from
+novelty of opinion, or from opposition, contumely, and persecution, when
+novelty ceases; that a Government has little to fear from any religious
+sect, except while that sect is new. Give a Government only time, and,
+provided it has the good sense to treat folly with forbearance, it must
+ultimately prevail. When, therefore, a sect is found, after a lapse of
+years, to be ill-disposed to the Government, we may be certain that
+Government has widened its separation by marked distinctions, roused its
+resentment by contumely, or supported its enthusiasm by persecution.
+
+The _particular_ conclusion Mr. Parnell attempts to prove is, that the
+Catholic religion in Ireland had sunk into torpor and inactivity, till
+Government roused it with the lash: that even then, from the respect and
+attachment which men are always inclined to show towards government,
+there still remained a large body of loyal Catholics; that these only
+decreased in number from the rapid increase of persecution; and that,
+after all, the effects which the resentment of the Roman Catholics had in
+creating rebellions had been very much exaggerated.
+
+In support of these two conclusions, Mr. Parnell takes a survey of the
+history of Ireland, from the conquest under Henry to the rebellion under
+Charles I., passing very rapidly over the period which preceded the
+Reformation, and dwelling principally upon the various rebellions which
+broke out in Ireland between the Reformation and the grand rebellion in
+the reign of Charles I. The celebrated conquest of Ireland by Henry II.
+extended only to a very few counties in Leinster; nine-tenths of the
+whole kingdom were left, as he found them, under the dominion of their
+native princes. The influence of example was as strong in this as in
+most other instances; and great numbers of the English settlers who came
+over under various adventures resigned their pretensions to superior
+civilisation, cast off their lower garments, and lapsed into the nudity
+and barbarism of the Irish. The limit which divided the possessions of
+the English settler from those of the native Irish was called _the pale_;
+and the expressions of inhabitants _within the pale_, and _without the
+pale_, were the terms by which the two nations were distinguished. It is
+almost superfluous to state, that the most bloody and pernicious warfare
+was carried on upon the borders—sometimes for something, sometimes for
+nothing—most commonly for cows. The Irish, over whom the sovereigns of
+England affected a sort of nominal dominion, were entirely governed by
+their own laws, and so very little connection had they with the justice
+of the invading country, that it was as lawful to kill an Irishman as it
+was to kill a badger or a fox. The instances are innumerable, where the
+defendant has pleaded that the deceased was an Irishman, and that
+therefore defendant had a right to kill him—and upon the proof of
+Hibernicism, acquittal followed of course.
+
+When the English army mustered in any great strength, the Irish
+chieftains would do exterior homage to the English Crown; and they very
+frequently, by this artifice, averted from their country the miseries of
+invasion: but they remained completely unsubdued, till the rebellion
+which took place in the reign of Queen Elizabeth, of which that politic
+woman availed herself to the complete subjugation of Ireland. In
+speaking of the Irish about the reign of Elizabeth or James I., we must
+not draw our comparisons from England, but from New Zealand; they were
+not civilised men, but savages; and if we reason about their conduct, we
+must reason of them as savages.
+
+ “After reading every account of Irish history,” says Mr. Parnell,
+ “one great perplexity appears to remain: How does it happen, that,
+ from the first invasion of the English till the reign of James I.,
+ Ireland seems not to have made the smallest progress in civilisation
+ or wealth?
+
+ “That it was divided into a number of small principalities, which
+ waged constant war on each other—or that the appointment of the
+ chieftains was elective—do not appear sufficient reasons, although
+ these are the only ones assigned by those who have been at the
+ trouble of considering the subject: neither are the confiscations of
+ property quite sufficient to account for the effect. There have been
+ great confiscations in other countries, and still they have
+ flourished; the petty states of Greece were quite analogous to the
+ chiefries, as they were called, in Ireland; and yet they seemed to
+ flourish almost in proportion to their dissensions. Poland felt the
+ bad effects of an elective monarchy more than any other country; and
+ yet, in point of civilisation, it maintained a very respectable rank
+ among the nations of Europe; but Ireland never, for an instant, made
+ any progress in improvement, till the reign of James I.
+
+ “It is scarcely credible, that in a climate like that of Ireland, and
+ at a period so far advanced in civilisation as the end of Elizabeth’s
+ reign, the greater part of the natives should go naked. Yet this is
+ rendered certain by the testimony of an eye-witness, Fynes Moryson.
+ ‘In the remote parts,’ he says, ‘where the English laws and manners
+ are unknown, the very chief of the Irish, as well men as women, go
+ naked in the winter time, only having their privy parts covered with
+ a rag of linen, and their bodies with a loose mantle. This I speak
+ of my own experience; yet remember that a Bohemian baron coming out
+ of Scotland to us by the north parts of the wild Irish, told me in
+ great earnestness, that he, coming to the house of O’Kane, a great
+ lord amongst them, was met at the door by sixteen women, all naked,
+ excepting their loose mantles, whereof eight or ten were very fair;
+ with which strange sight his eyes being dazzled, they led him into
+ the house, and then sitting down by the fire, with crossed legs, like
+ tailors, and so low as could not but offend chaste eyes, desired him
+ to sit down with them. Soon after, O’Kane, the lord of the country,
+ came in all naked, except a loose mantle and shoes, which he put off
+ as soon as he came in; and, entertaining the Baron after his best
+ manner in the Latin tongue, desired him to put off his apparel, which
+ he thought to be a burden to him, and to sit naked.
+
+ “‘To conclude, men and women at night going to sleep, he thus naked
+ in a round circle about the fire, with their feet towards it. They
+ fold their heads and their upper parts in woollen mantles, first
+ steeped in water to keep them warm; for they say, that woollen cloth,
+ wetted, preserves heat (as linen, wetted, preserves cold), when the
+ smoke of their bodies has warmed the woollen cloth.’
+
+ “The cause of this extreme poverty, and of its long continuance, we
+ must conclude, arose from the peculiar laws of property which were in
+ force under the Irish dynasties. These laws have been described by
+ most writers as similar to the Kentish custom of gavelkind; and,
+ indeed, so little attention was paid to the subject, that were it not
+ for the researches of Sir J. Davis, the knowledge of this singular
+ usage would have been entirely lost.
+
+ “The Brehon law of property, he tells us, was similar to the custom
+ (as the English lawyers term it) of hodge-podge. When any one of the
+ sept died, his lands did not descend to his sons, but were divided
+ among the whole sept: and, for this purpose, the chief of the sept
+ made a new division of the whole lands belonging to the sept, and
+ gave every one his part according to seniority. So that no man had a
+ property which could descend to his children; and even during his own
+ life his possession of any particular spot was quite uncertain, being
+ liable to be constantly shuffled and changed by new partitions. The
+ consequence of this was that there was not a house of brick or stone
+ among the Irish down to the reign of Henry VII.; not even a garden or
+ orchard, or well-fenced or improved field; neither village or town,
+ or in any respect the least provision for posterity. This monstrous
+ custom, so opposite to the natural feelings of mankind, was probably
+ perpetuated by the policy of the chiefs. In the first place the
+ power of partitioning being lodged in their hands, made them the most
+ absolute of tyrants, being the dispensers of the property as well as
+ of the liberty of their subjects. In the second place, it had the
+ appearance of adding to the number of their savage armies; for where
+ there was no improvement or tillage, war was pursued as an
+ occupation.
+
+ “In the early history of Ireland, we find several instances of
+ chieftains discountenancing tillage; and so late as Elizabeth’s
+ reign, Moryson says, that ‘Sir Neal Garve restrained his people from
+ ploughing, that they might assist him to do any mischief.’”—(pp.
+ 99–102).
+
+These quotations and observations will enable us to state a few plain
+facts for the recollection of our English readers:—1st, Ireland was never
+subdued till the rebellion in the reign of Queen Elizabeth. 2nd, For
+four hundred years before that period the two nations had been almost
+constantly at war; and in consequence of this, a deep and irreconcilable
+hatred existed between the people within and without the pale. 3rd, The
+Irish, at the accession of Queen Elizabeth, were unquestionably the most
+barbarous people in Europe. So much for what had happened previous to
+the reign of Queen Elizabeth; and let any man, who has the most
+superficial knowledge of human affairs, determine whether national
+hatred, proceeding from such powerful causes, could possibly have been
+kept under by the defeat of one single rebellion—whether it would not
+have been easy to have foreseen, at that period, that a proud, brave,
+half-savage people, would cherish the memory of their wrongs for
+centuries to come, and break forth into arms at every period when they
+were particularly exasperated by oppression, or invited by opportunity.
+If the Protestant religion had spread in Ireland as it did in England,
+and if there had never been any difference of faith between the two
+countries—can it be believed that the Irish, ill-treated and infamously
+governed as they have been, would never have made any efforts to shake
+off the yoke of England? Surely there are causes enough to account for
+their impatience of that yoke, without endeavouring to inflame the zeal
+of ignorant people against the Catholic religion, and to make that mode
+of faith responsible for all the butchery which the Irish and English for
+these last two centuries have exercised upon each other. Everybody, of
+course, must admit, that if to the causes of hatred already specified
+there be added the additional cause of religious distinction, this last
+will give greater force (and what is of more consequence to observe, give
+a _name_) to the whole aggregate motive. But what Mr. Parnell contends
+for, and clearly and decisively proves, is that many of those sanguinary
+scenes attributed to the Catholic religion are to be partly imputed to
+causes totally disconnected from religion; that the unjust invasion, and
+the tyrannical, infamous policy of the English, are to take their full
+share of blame with the sophisms and plots of Catholic priests. In the
+reign of Henry VIII., Mr. Parnell shows that feudal submission was
+readily paid to him by all the Irish chiefs; that the Reformation was
+received without the slightest opposition; and that the troubles which
+took place at that period in Ireland are to be entirely attributed to the
+ambition and injustice of Henry. In the reign of Queen Mary there was no
+recrimination upon the Protestants—a striking proof that the bigotry of
+the Catholic religion had not at that period risen to any great height in
+Ireland. The insurrections of the various Irish princes were as numerous
+during this reign as they had been in the two preceding reigns—a
+circumstance rather difficult of explanation, if, as is commonly
+believed, the Catholic religion was at that period the main-spring of
+men’s actions.
+
+In the reign of Elizabeth, the Catholic in the pale regularly fought
+against the Catholic out of the pale. O’Sullivan, a bigoted Papist,
+reproaches them with doing so. Speaking of the reign of James I., he
+says, “And now the eyes even of the English Irish (the Catholics of the
+pale) were opened; and they cursed their former folly for helping the
+heretic.” The English Government were so sensible of the loyalty of the
+Irish English Catholics that they entrusted them with the most
+confidential services. The Earl of Kildare was the principal instrument
+in waging war against the chieftains of Leix and Offal. William
+O’Bourge, another Catholic, was created Lord Castle Connel for his
+eminent services; and MacGully Patrick, a priest, was the State spy. We
+presume that this wise and _manly_ conduct of Queen Elizabeth was utterly
+unknown both to the Pastrycook and the Secretary of State, who have
+published upon the dangers of employing Catholics even against foreign
+enemies; and in those publications have said a great deal about the
+wisdom of our ancestors—the usual topic whenever the folly of their
+descendants is to be defended. To whatever other of our ancestors they
+may allude, they may spare all compliments to this illustrious Princess,
+who would certainly have kept the worthy confectioner to the composition
+of tarts, and most probably furnished him with the productions of the
+Right Honourable Secretary as the means of conveying those juicy
+delicacies to a hungry and discerning public.
+
+In the next two reigns, Mr. Parnell shows by what injudicious measures of
+the English Government the spirit of Catholic opposition was gradually
+formed; for that it did produce powerful effects at a subsequent period
+he does not deny; but contends only (as we have before stated) that these
+effects have been much overrated, and ascribed _solely_ to the Catholic
+religion when other causes have at least had an equal agency in bringing
+them about. He concludes with some general remarks on the dreadful state
+of Ireland, and the contemptible folly and bigotry of the English—remarks
+full of truth, of good sense, and of political courage. How melancholy
+to reflect, that there would be still some chance of saving England from
+the general wreck of empires, but that it may not be saved, because one
+politician will lose two thousand a year by it, and another three
+thousand—a third a place in reversion, and a fourth a pension for his
+aunt! Alas! these are the powerful causes which have always settled the
+destiny of great kingdoms, and which may level Old England, with all its
+boasted freedom, and boasted wisdom, to the dust. Nor is it the least
+singular, among the political phenomena of the present day, that the sole
+consideration which seems to influence the unbigoted part of the English
+people, in this great question of Ireland, is a regard for the personal
+feelings of the Monarch. Nothing is said or thought of the enormous risk
+to which Ireland is exposed—nothing of the gross injustice with which the
+Catholics are treated—nothing of the lucrative apostasy of those from
+whom they experience this treatment: but the only concern by which we all
+seem to be agitated is, that the King must not be vexed in his old age.
+We have a great respect for the King; and wish him all the happiness
+compatible with the happiness of his people. But these are not times to
+pay foolish compliments to kings, or the sons of kings, or to anybody
+else; this journal (the _Edinburgh Review_) has always preserved its
+character for courage and honesty; and it shall do so to the last. If
+the people of this country are solely occupied in considering what is
+personally agreeable to the King, without considering what is for his
+permanent good, and for the safety of his dominions; if all public men,
+quitting the common vulgar scramble for emolument, do not concur in
+conciliating the people of Ireland; if the unfounded alarms, and the
+comparatively trifling interests of the clergy, are to supersede the
+great question of freedom or slavery, it does appear to us quite
+impossible that so mean and so foolish a people can escape that
+destruction which is ready to burst upon them—a destruction so imminent
+that it can only be averted by arming all in our defence who would
+evidently be sharers in our ruin—and by such a change of system as may
+save us from the hazard of being ruined by the ignorance and cowardice of
+any general, by the bigotry or the ambition of any minister, or by the
+well-meaning scruples of any human being, let his dignity be what it may.
+These minor and domestic dangers we must endeavour firmly and temperately
+to avert as we best can; but at all hazards we must keep out the
+destroyer from among us, or perish like wise and brave men in the
+attempt.
+
+
+
+
+IRELAND AND ENGLAND.
+
+
+1. _Whitelaw’s History of the City of Dublin_. 4to. Cadell and Davies.
+
+2. _Observations on the State of Ireland_, _principally directed to its
+Agriculture and Rural Population_; _in a Series of Letters written on a
+Tour through that Country_. In 2 vols. By J. C. CURWEN, Esq., M.P.
+London, 1818.
+
+3. _Gamble’s Views of Society in Ireland_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THESE are all the late publications that treat of Irish interests in
+general, and none of them are of first-rate importance. Mr. Gamble’s
+“Travels in Ireland” are of a very ordinary description, low scenes and
+low humour making up the principal part of the narrative. There are
+readers, however, whom it will amuse; and the reading market becomes more
+and more extensive, and embraces a greater variety of persons every day.
+Mr. Whitelaw’s “History of Dublin” is a book of great accuracy and
+research, highly creditable to the industry, good sense, and benevolence
+of its author. Of the “Travels” of Mr. Christian Curwen we hardly know
+what to say. He is bold and honest in his politics, a great enemy to
+abuses, vapid in his levity and pleasantry, and infinitely too much
+inclined to declaim upon commonplace topics of morality and benevolence.
+But, with these drawbacks, the book is not ill-written, and may be
+advantageously read by those who are desirous of information upon the
+present state of Ireland.
+
+So great and so long has been the misgovernment of that country, that we
+verily believe the empire would be much stronger if everything was open
+sea between England and the Atlantic, and if _skates and cod-fish_ swam
+over the fair land of Ulster. Such jobbing, such profligacy, so much
+direct tyranny and oppression, such an abuse of God’s gifts, such a
+profanation of God’s name for the purposes of bigotry and party spirit,
+cannot be exceeded in the history of civilised Europe, and will long
+remain a monument of infamy and shame to England. But it will be more
+useful to suppress the indignation which the very name of Ireland
+inspires, and to consider impartially those causes which have marred this
+fair portion of the creation, and kept it wild and savage in the midst of
+improving Europe.
+
+The great misfortune of Ireland is that the mass of the people have been
+given up for a century to a handful of Protestants, by whom they have
+been treated as _Helots_, and subjected to every species of persecution
+and disgrace. The sufferings of the Catholics have been so loudly
+chanted in the very streets, that it is almost needless to remind our
+readers that, during the reigns of George I. and George II., the Irish
+Roman Catholics were disabled from holding any civil or military office,
+from voting at elections, from admission into corporations, from
+practising law or physic. A younger brother, by turning Protestant,
+might deprive his elder brother of his birthright; by the same process he
+might force his father, under the name of a liberal provision, to yield
+up to him a part of his landed property; and, if an eldest son, he might,
+in the same way, reduce his father’s fee-simple to a life-estate. A
+Papist was disabled from purchasing freehold lands, and even from holding
+long leases; and any person might take his Catholic neighbour’s house by
+paying £5 for it. If the child of a Catholic father turned Protestant he
+was taken away from his father and put into the hands of a Protestant
+relation. No Papist could purchase a freehold or lease for more than
+thirty years, or inherit from an intestate Protestant, nor from an
+intestate Catholic, nor dwell in Limerick or Galway, nor hold an
+advowson, nor buy an annuity for life. £50 was given for discovering a
+Popish archbishop, £30 for a Popish clergyman, and 10s. for a
+schoolmaster. No one was allowed to be trustee for Catholics; no
+Catholic was allowed to take more than two apprentices; no Papist to be
+solicitor, sheriff, or to serve on Grand Juries. Horses of Papists might
+be seized for the militia, for which militia Papists were to pay double,
+and to find Protestant substitutes. Papists were prohibited from being
+present at vestries, or from being high or petty constables: and, when
+resident in towns, they were compelled to find Protestant watchmen.
+Barristers and solicitors marrying Catholics were exposed to the
+penalties of Catholics. Persons plundered by privateers during a war
+with any Popish prince were reimbursed by a levy on the Catholic
+inhabitants where they lived. All Popish priests celebrating marriages
+contrary to 12 Geo. I., cap 3, were to be _hanged_!
+
+The greater part of these incapacities are removed, though many of a very
+serious and oppressive nature still remain. But the grand misfortune is
+that the spirit which these oppressive laws engendered remains. The
+Protestant still looks upon the Catholic as a degraded being. The
+Catholic does not yet consider himself upon an equality with his former
+tyrant and taskmaster. That religious hatred which required all the
+prohibiting vigilance of the law for its restraint has found in the law
+its strongest support; and the spirit which the law first exasperated and
+embittered continues to act long after the original _stimulus_ is
+withdrawn. The law which prevented Catholics from serving on Grand
+Juries is repealed; but Catholics are not called upon Grand Juries in the
+proportion in which they are entitled by their rank and fortune. The
+Duke of Bedford did all he could to give them the benefit of those laws
+which are already passed in their favour. But power is seldom entrusted
+in this country to one of the Duke of Bedford’s liberality, and
+everything has fallen back in the hands of his successors into the
+ancient division of the privileged and degraded castes. We do not mean
+to cast any reflection upon the present Secretary for Ireland, whom we
+believe to be upon this subject a very liberal politician, and on all
+subjects an honourable and excellent man. The Government under which he
+serves allows him to indulge in a little harmless liberality; but it is
+perfectly understood that nothing is intended to be done for the
+Catholics; that no loaves and fishes will be lost by indulgence in
+Protestant insolence and tyranny; and, therefore, among the generality of
+Irish Protestants, insolence, tyranny, and exclusion continue to operate.
+However eligible the Catholic may be, he is not elected; whatever
+barriers may be thrown down, he does not advance a step. He was first
+kept out by law; he is now kept out by opinion and habit. They have been
+so long in chains that nobody believes they are capable of using their
+hands and feet.
+
+It is not, however, the only or the worst misfortune of the Catholics
+that the relaxations of the law are hitherto of little benefit to them;
+the law is not yet sufficiently relaxed. A Catholic, as everybody knows,
+cannot be made sheriff; cannot be in parliament; cannot be a director of
+the Irish Bank; cannot fill the great departments of the law, the army,
+and the navy; is cut off from all the high objects of human ambition, and
+treated as a marked and degraded person.
+
+The common admission now is that the Catholics are to the Protestants in
+Ireland as about four to one, of which Protestants not more than _one
+half_ belong to the Church of Ireland. This, then, is one of the most
+striking features in the state of Ireland. That the great mass of the
+population is completely subjugated and overawed by a handful of
+comparatively recent settlers, in whom all the power and patronage of the
+country is vested, who have been reluctantly compelled to desist from
+still greater abuses of authority, and who look with trembling
+apprehension to the increasing liberality of the parliament and the
+country towards these unfortunate persons whom they have always looked
+upon as their property and their prey.
+
+Whatever evils may result from these proportions between the oppressor
+and oppressed—to whatever dangers a country so situated may be considered
+to be exposed, these evils and dangers are rapidly increasing in Ireland.
+The proportion of Catholics to Protestants is infinitely greater now than
+it was thirty years ago, and is becoming more and more favourable to the
+former. By a return made to the Irish House of Lords in 1732 the
+proportion of Catholics to Protestants was not two to one. It is now (as
+we have already observed) four to one; and the causes which have thus
+altered the proportions in favour of the Catholics are sufficiently
+obvious to any one acquainted with the state of Ireland. The Roman
+Catholic priest resides; his income entirely depends upon the number of
+his flock; and he must exert himself or he starves. There is some chance
+of success, therefore, in _his_ efforts to convert; but the Protestant
+clergyman, if he were equally eager, has little or no probability of
+persuading so much larger a proportion of the population to come over to
+his Church. The Catholic clergyman belongs to a religion that has always
+been more desirous of gaining proselytes than the Protestant Church; and
+he is animated by a sense of injury and a desire of revenge. Another
+reason for the disproportionate increase of Catholics is that the
+Catholics will marry upon means which the Protestant considers as
+insufficient for marriage. A few potatoes and a shed of turf are all
+that Luther has left for the Romanist; and, when the latter gets these,
+he instantly begins upon the great Irish manufacture of children. But a
+Protestant belongs to the sect that eats the fine flour and heaves the
+bran to others; he must have comforts, and he does not marry till he gets
+them. He would be ashamed if he were seen living as a Catholic lives.
+This is the principal reason why the Protestants who remain attached to
+their Church do not increase so fast as the Catholics. But in common
+minds, daily scenes, the example of the majority, the power of imitation,
+decide their habits, religious as well as civil. A Protestant labourer
+who works among Catholics soon learns to think and act and talk as they
+do; he is not proof against the eternal panegyric which he hears of
+Father O’Leary. His Protestantism is rubbed away, and he goes at last,
+after some little resistance, to the chapel where he sees everybody else
+going.
+
+These eight Catholics not only hate the ninth man, the Protestant of the
+Establishment, for the unjust privileges he enjoys—not only remember that
+the lands of their father were given to his father—but they find
+themselves forced to pay for the support of his religion. In the
+wretched state of poverty in which the lower orders of Irish are plunged,
+it is not without considerable effort that they can pay the few shillings
+necessary for the support of their Catholic priest; and when this is
+effected, a tenth of the potatoes in the garden are to be set out for the
+support of a persuasion, the introduction of which into Ireland they
+consider as the great cause of their political inferiority, and all their
+manifold wretchedness. In England a labourer can procure constant
+employment, or he can, at the worst, obtain relief from his parish.
+Whether tithe operates as a tax upon him, is known only to the political
+economist: if he does pay it, he does not know that he pays it, and the
+burden of supporting the Clergy is at least kept out of his view. But in
+Ireland, the only method in which a poor man lives is by taking a small
+portion of land in which he can grow potatoes: seven or eight months out
+of twelve, in many parts of Ireland, there is no constant employment of
+the poor; and the potato farm is all that shelters them from absolute
+famine. If the Pope were to come in person, seize upon every tenth
+potato, the poor peasant would scarcely endure it. With what patience,
+then, can he see it tossed into the cart of the heretic rector, who has a
+church without a congregation, and a revenue without duties? We do not
+say whether these things are right or wrong, whether they want a remedy
+at all, or what remedy they want; but we paint them in those colours in
+which they appear to the eye of poverty and ignorance, without saying
+whether those colours are false or true. Nor is the case at all
+comparable to that of Dissenters paying tithe in England; which case is
+precisely the reverse of what happens in Ireland, for it is the
+contribution of a very small minority to the religion of a very large
+majority; and the numbers on either side make all the difference in the
+argument. To exasperate the poor Catholic still more, the rich graziers
+of the parish, or the squire in his parish, pay no tithe at all for their
+grass land. Agistment tithe is abolished in Ireland, and the burthen of
+supporting two Churches seems to devolve upon the poorer Catholics,
+struggling with plough and spade in small scraps of dearly-rented land.
+Tithes seem to be collected in a more harsh manner than they are
+collected in England. The minute sub-divisions of land in Ireland—the
+little connection which the Protestant clergyman commonly has with the
+Catholic population of his parish—have made the introduction of tithe
+proctors very general, sometimes as the agent of the clergyman, sometimes
+as the lessee or middleman between the clergyman and the cultivator of
+the land, but, in either case, practised, dexterous estimators of tithe.
+The English clergymen in general are far from exacting the whole of what
+is due to them, but sacrifice a little to the love of popularity or to
+the dread of odium. A system of tithe-proctors established all over
+England (as it is in Ireland), would produce general disgust and
+alienation from the Established Church.
+
+ “During the administration of Lord Halifax,” says Mr. Hardy, in
+ quoting the opinion of Lord Charlemont upon tithes paid by Catholics,
+ “Ireland was dangerously disturbed in its southern and northern
+ regions. In the south principally, in the counties of Kilkenny,
+ Limerick, Cork, and Tipperary, the White Boys now made their first
+ appearance; those White Boys who have ever since occasionally
+ disturbed the public tranquillity, without any rational method having
+ been as yet pursued to eradicate this disgraceful evil. When we
+ consider that the very same district has been for the long space of
+ seven-and-twenty years liable to frequent returns of the same
+ disorder into which it has continually relapsed, in spite of all the
+ violent remedies from time to time administered by our political
+ quacks, we cannot doubt but that some real, peculiar, and topical
+ cause must exist, and yet neither the removal, nor even the
+ investigation of this cause, has ever once been seriously attempted.
+ Laws of the most sanguinary and unconstitutional nature have been
+ enacted; the country has been disgraced and exasperated by frequent
+ and bloody executions; and the gibbet, that perpetual resource of
+ weak and cruel legislators, has groaned under the multitude of
+ starving criminals; yet, while the cause is suffered to exist, the
+ effects will ever follow. The amputation of limbs will never
+ eradicate a prurient humour, which must be sought in its source and
+ there remedied.”
+
+ “I wish,” continues Mr. Wakefield, “for the sake of humanity and for
+ the honour of the Irish character, that the gentlemen of that country
+ would take this matter into their serious consideration. Let them
+ only for a moment place themselves in the situation of the
+ half-famished cotter, surrounded by a wretched family clamorous for
+ food, and judge what his feelings must be when he sees the tenth part
+ of the produce of his potato garden exposed at harvest time to public
+ _cant_, or if he have given a promissory note for the payment of a
+ certain sum of money to compensate for such tithe when it becomes
+ due, to hear the heart-rending cries of his offspring clinging round
+ him, and lamenting for the milk of which they are deprived by the
+ cows being driven to the pound to be sold to discharge the debt.
+ Such accounts are not the creations of fancy; the facts do exist, and
+ are but too common in Ireland. Were one of them transferred to
+ canvas by the hand of genius, and exhibited to English humanity, that
+ heart must be callous indeed that could refuse its sympathy. I have
+ seen the cow, the favourite cow, driven away, accompanied by the
+ sighs, the tears, and the imprecations of a whole family, who were
+ paddling after, through wet and dirt, to take their last affectionate
+ farewell of this their only friend and benefactor at the pound gate.
+ I have heard with emotions which I can scarcely describe, deep curses
+ repeated from village to village as the cavalcade proceeded. I have
+ witnessed the group pass the domain walls of the opulent grazier,
+ whose numerous herds were cropping the most luxuriant pastures, while
+ he was secure from any demand for the tithe of their food, looking on
+ with the most unfeeling indifference.”—Ibid., p. 486.
+
+In Munster, where tithe of potatoes is exacted, risings against the
+system have constantly occurred during the last forty years. In Ulster,
+where no such tithe is required, these insurrections are unknown. The
+double Church which Ireland supports, and that painful visible
+contribution towards it which the poor Irishman is compelled to make from
+his miserable pittance, is one great cause of those never-ending
+insurrections, burnings, murders, and robberies, which have laid waste
+that ill-fated country for so many years. The unfortunate consequence of
+the civil disabilities, and the Church payments under which the Catholics
+labour, is a rooted antipathy to this country. They hate the English
+Government from historical recollection, actual suffering, and
+disappointed hope, and till they are better treated they will continue to
+hate it. At this moment, in a period of the most profound peace, there
+are twenty-five thousand of the best disciplined and best appointed
+troops in the world in Ireland, with bayonets fixed, presented arms, and
+in the attitude of present war: nor is there a man too much—nor would
+Ireland be tenable without them. When it was necessary last year (or
+thought necessary) to put down the children of reform, we were forced to
+make a new levy of troops in this country; not a man could be spared from
+Ireland. The moment they had embarked, Peep-of-Day Boys, Heart-of-Oak
+Boys, Twelve-o’-clock Boys, Heart-of-Flint Boys, and all the bloody
+boyhood of the Bog of Allen, would have proceeded to the ancient work of
+riot, rapine, and disaffection. Ireland, in short, till her wrongs are
+redressed and a more liberal policy is adopted towards her, will always
+be a cause of anxiety and suspicion to this country, and in some moment
+of our weakness and depression, will forcibly extort what she would now
+receive with gratitude and exultation.
+
+Ireland is situated close to another island of greater size, speaking the
+same language, very superior in civilisation, and the seat of government.
+The consequence of this is the emigration of the richest and most
+powerful part of the community—a vast drain of wealth—and the absence of
+all that wholesome influence which the representatives of ancient
+families, residing upon their estates, produce upon their tenantry and
+dependents. Can any man imagine that the scenes which have been acted in
+Ireland, within these last twenty years, would have taken place, if such
+vast proprietors as the Duke of Devonshire, the Marquis of Hertford, the
+Marquis of Lansdowne, Earl Fitzwilliam, and many other men of equal
+wealth, had been in the constant habit of residing upon their Irish as
+they are upon their English estates? Is it of no consequence to the
+order and the civilisation of a large district, whether the great mansion
+is inhabited by an insignificant, perhaps a mischievous attorney, in the
+shape of agent, or whether the first and greatest men of the United
+Kingdoms, after the business of Parliament is over, come with their
+friends and families, to exercise hospitality, to spend large revenues,
+to diffuse information, and to improve manners? This evil is a very
+serious one to Ireland; and, as far as we see, incurable. For if the
+present large estates were, by the dilapidation of families, to be broken
+to pieces and sold, others equally great would, in the free circulation
+of property, speedily accumulate; and the moment any possessor arrived at
+a certain pitch of fortune, he would probably choose to reside in the
+better country—near the Parliament, or the Court.
+
+This absence of great proprietors in Ireland necessarily brings with it,
+or if not necessarily, has actually brought with it, the employment of
+the middlemen, which forms one other standing and regular Irish
+grievance. We are well aware of all that can be said in defence of
+middlemen; that they stand between the little farmer and the great
+proprietor as the shopkeeper does between the manufacturer and consumer;
+and, in fact, by their intervention, save time, and therefore expense.
+This may be true enough in the abstract; but the particular nature of
+land must be attended to. The object of the man who makes cloth is to
+sell his cloth at the present market, for as high a price as he can
+obtain. If that price is too high, it soon falls; but no injury is done
+to his machinery by the superior price he has enjoyed for a season—he is
+just as able to produce cloth with it, as if the profits he enjoyed had
+always been equally moderate; he has no fear, therefore, of the
+middleman, or of any species of moral machinery which may help to obtain
+for him the greatest present prices. The same would be the feeling of
+any one who let out a steam-engine, or any other machine, for the
+purposes of manufacture; he would naturally take the highest price he
+could get; for he might either let his machine for a price proportionate
+to the work it did, or the repairs, estimable with the greatest
+precision, might be thrown upon the tenant; in short, he could hardly ask
+any rent too high for his machine which a responsible person would give;
+dilapidation would be so visible, and so calculable in such instances,
+that any secondary lease, or subletting, would be rather an increase of
+security than a source of alarm. Any evil from such a practice would be
+improbable measurable, and remediable. In land, on the contrary, the
+object is not to get the highest prices absolutely, but to get the
+highest prices which will not injure the machine. One tenant may offer
+and pay double the rent of another, and in a few years leave the land in
+a state which will effectually bar all future offers of tenancy. It is
+of no use to fill a lease full of clauses and covenants; a tenant who
+pays more than he ought to pay, or who pays even to the last farthing
+which he ought to pay, will rob the land, and injure the machine, in
+spite of all the attorneys in England. He will rob it even if he means
+to remain upon it—driven on by present distress, and anxious to put off
+the day of defalcation and arrear. The damage is often difficult of
+detection—not easily calculated, not easily to be proved; such for which
+juries (themselves perhaps farmers) will not willingly give sufficient
+compensation. And if this be true in England, it is much more strikingly
+true in Ireland, where it is extremely difficult to obtain verdicts for
+breaches of covenant in leases.
+
+The only method, then, of guarding the machine from real injury, is by
+giving to the actual occupier such advantage in his contract, that he is
+unwilling to give it up—that he has a real interest in retaining it, and
+is not driven by the distresses of the present moment to destroy the
+future productiveness of the soil. Any rent which the landlord accepts
+more than this, or any system by which more rent than this is obtained,
+is to borrow money upon the most usurious and profligate interest—to
+increase the revenue of the present day by the absolute ruin of the
+property. Such is the effect produced by a middleman; he gives high
+prices that he may obtain higher from the occupier; more is paid by the
+actual occupier than is consistent with the safety and preservation of
+the machine; the land is run out, and, in the end, that maximum of rent
+we have described is not obtained; and not only is the property injured
+by such a system, but in Ireland the most shocking consequences ensue
+from it. There is little manufacture in Ireland; the price of labour is
+low, the demand for labour irregular. If a poor man be driven, by
+distress of rent, from his potato garden, he has no other resource—all is
+lost: he will do the impossible (as the French say) to retain it;
+subscribe any bond, and promise any rent. The middleman has no character
+to lose; and he knew, when he took up the occupation, that it was one
+with which pity had nothing to do. On he drives; and backward the poor
+peasant recedes, loses something at every step, till he comes to the very
+brink of despair; and then he recoils and murders his oppressor, and is a
+_White Boy_ or a _Right Boy_;—the soldier shoots him, and the judge hangs
+him.
+
+In the debate which took place in the Irish House of Commons, upon the
+Bill for preventing tumultuous risings and assemblies, on the 31st of
+January, 1787, the Attorney-General submitted to the House the following
+narrative of facts.
+
+ “The commencement,” said he, “was in one or two parishes in the
+ county of Kerry; and they proceeded thus. The people assembled in a
+ Catholic chapel, and there took an oath to obey the laws of Captain
+ Right, and to starve the clergy. They then proceeded to the next
+ parishes on the following Sunday, and there swore the people in the
+ same manner; with this addition, that they (the people last sworn)
+ should on the ensuing Sunday proceed to the chapels of their next
+ neighbouring parishes and swear the inhabitants of those parishes in
+ like manner. Proceeding in this manner, they very soon went through
+ the province of Munster. The first object was the _reformation of
+ tithes_. They swore not to give more than a certain price per acre,
+ not to assist or allow them to be assisted in drawing the tithe, and
+ to permit _no proctor_. They next took upon them to prevent the
+ collection of parish cesses, next to nominate parish clerks, and in
+ some cases curates, to say what church should or should not be
+ repaired, and in one case to threaten that they would burn a _new_
+ church if the _old_ one were not given for a mass-house. At last
+ they proceeded to regulate the price of lands, to raise the price of
+ labour, and to oppose the collection of the hearth-money and other
+ taxes. Bodies of 5,000 of them have been seen to march through the
+ country unarmed, and, if met by any magistrate, _they never offered
+ the smallest rudeness or offence_; on the contrary, they had allowed
+ persons charged with crimes to be taken from amongst them by the
+ magistrate _alone_, unaided by any force.
+
+ “The Attorney-General said he was well acquainted with the province
+ of Munster, and that it was impossible for human wretchedness to
+ _exceed that of the peasantry of that province_. The unhappy
+ tenantry were _ground to powder_ by relentless landlords; that, far
+ from being able to give the clergy their just dues, they had not food
+ or raiment for themselves—the landlord grasped the whole; and sorry
+ was he to add that, not satisfied with the present extortion, some
+ landlords had been so base as to instigate the insurgents to rob the
+ clergy of their tithes, not in order to alleviate the distresses of
+ the tenantry, but that they might add the clergy’s share to the cruel
+ rack-rents they already paid. The poor people of Munster lived in a
+ _more abject state of poverty than human nature could be supposed
+ equal to bear_.”—“Grattan’s Speeches,” vol. i., p. 292.
+
+We are not, of course, in such a discussion to be governed by names. A
+middleman might be tied up by the strongest legal restriction, as to the
+price he was to exact from the under-tenants, and then he would be no
+more pernicious to the estate than a steward. A steward might be
+protected in exactions as severe as the most rapacious middleman; and
+then, of course, it would be the same thing under another name. The
+practice to which we object is the too common method in Ireland of
+extorting the last farthing which the tenant is willing to give for land
+rather than quit it: and the machinery by which such practice is carried
+into effect is that of the middleman. It is not only that it ruins the
+land; it ruins the people also. They are made so poor—brought so near
+the ground—that they can sink no lower; and burst out at last into all
+the acts of desperation and revenge for which Ireland is so notorious.
+Men who have money in their pockets, and find that they are improving in
+their circumstances, don’t do these things. Opulence, or the hope of
+opulence or comfort, is the parent of decency, order, and submission to
+the laws. A landlord in Ireland understands the luxury of carriages and
+horses, but has no relish for the greater luxury of surrounding himself
+with a moral and grateful tenantry. The absent proprietor looks only to
+revenue, and cares nothing for the disorder and degradation of a country
+which he never means to visit. There are very honourable exceptions to
+this charge: but there are too many living instances that it is just.
+The rapacity of the Irish landlord induces him to allow of the extreme
+division of his lands. When the daughter marries, a little portion of
+the little farm is broken off—another corner for Patrick, and another for
+Dermot—till the land is broken into sections, upon one of which an
+English cow could not stand. Twenty mansions of misery are thus reared
+instead of one. A louder cry of oppression is lifted up to heaven, and
+fresh enemies to the English name and power are multiplied on the earth.
+The Irish gentleman, too, extremely desirous of political influence,
+multiplying freeholds, and splitting votes; and this propensity tends of
+course to increase the miserable redundance of living beings, under which
+Ireland is groaning. Among the manifold wretchedness to which the poor
+Irish tenant is liable, we must not pass over the practice of driving for
+rent. A lets land to B, who lets it to C, who lets it again to D. D
+pays C his rent, and C pays B. But if B fails to pay A, the cattle of B,
+C, D are all driven to the pound, and after the interval of a few days
+sold by auction. A general driving of this kind very frequently leads to
+a bloody insurrection. It may be ranked among the classical grievances
+of Ireland.
+
+Potatoes enter for a great deal into the present condition of Ireland.
+They are much cheaper than wheat; and it is so easy to rear a family upon
+them, that there is no cheek to population from the difficulty of
+procuring food. The population therefore goes on with a rapidity
+approaching almost to that of new countries, and in a much greater ratio
+than the improving agriculture and manufacturers of the country can find
+employment for it. All degrees of all nations begin with living in
+pig-styes. The king or the priest first gets out of them; then the
+noble, then the pauper; in proportion as each class becomes more and more
+opulent. Better tastes arise from better circumstances; and the luxury
+of one period is the wretchedness and poverty of another. English
+peasants, in the time of Henry VII., were lodged as badly as Irish
+peasants now are; but the population was limited by the difficulty of
+procuring a corn subsistence. The improvements of this kingdom were more
+rapid; the price of labour rose; and with it the luxury and comfort of
+the peasant, who is now decently lodged and clothed, and who would think
+himself in the last stage of wretchedness if he had nothing but an iron
+pot in a turf house, and plenty of potatoes in it. The use of the potato
+was introduced into Ireland when the wretched accommodation of her own
+peasantry bore some proportion to the state of those accommodations all
+over Europe. But they have increased their population so fast, and, in
+conjunction with the oppressive government of Ireland retarding
+improvement, have kept the price of labour so low, that the Irish poor
+have never been able to emerge from their mud cabins, or to acquire any
+taste for cleanliness and decency of appearance. Mr. Curwen has the
+following description of Irish cottages:—
+
+ “These mansions of miserable existence, for so they may truly be
+ described, conformably to our general estimation of those
+ indispensable comforts requisite to constitute the happiness of
+ rational beings, are most commonly composed of two rooms on the
+ ground floor, a most appropriate term, for they are literally on the
+ earth, the surface of which is not unfrequently reduced a foot or
+ more to save the expense of so much outward walling. The one is a
+ refectory, the other the dormitory. The furniture of the former, if
+ the owner ranks in the upper part of the scale of scantiness, will
+ consist of a kitchen dresser, well provided and highly decorated with
+ crockery—not less apparently the pride of the husband than the result
+ of female vanity in the wife: which, with a table, a chest, a few
+ stools, and an iron pot, complete the catalogue of conveniences
+ generally found as belonging to the cabin: while a spinning-wheel,
+ furnished by the Linen Board, and a loom, ornament vacant spaces that
+ otherwise would remain unfurnished. In fitting up the latter, which
+ cannot on any occasion or by any display add a feather to the weight
+ or importance expected to be excited by the appearance of the former,
+ the inventory is limited to one, and sometimes two beds, serving for
+ the repose of the whole family! However downy these may be to limbs
+ impatient for rest, their coverings appear to be very slight, and the
+ whole of the apartment created reflections of a very painful nature.
+ Under such privations, with a wet mud floor and a roof in tatters,
+ how idle the search for comforts!”—_Curwen_, _i._, pp. 112, 113.
+
+To this extract we shall add one more on the same subject.
+
+ “The gigantic figure, bareheaded before me, had a beard that would
+ not have disgraced an ancient Israelite—he was without shoes or
+ stockings—and almost a sans-culotte—with a coat, or rather a jacket,
+ that appeared as if the first blast of wind would tear it to tatters.
+ Though his garb was thus tattered, he had a manly commanding
+ countenance. I asked permission to see the inside of his cabin, to
+ which I received his most courteous assent. On stooping to enter at
+ the door I was stopped, and found that permission from another was
+ necessary before I could be admitted. A pig, which was fastened to a
+ stake driven into the floor, with length of rope sufficient to permit
+ him the enjoyment of sun and air, demanded some courtesy, which I
+ showed him, and was suffered to enter. The wife was engaged in
+ boiling thread, and by her side, near the fire, a lovely infant was
+ sleeping, without any covering, on a bare board. Whether the fire
+ gave additional glow to the countenance of the babe, or that Nature
+ impressed on its unconscious cheek a blush that the lot of man should
+ be exposed to such privations, I will not decide; but if the cause be
+ referable to the latter, it was in perfect unison with my own
+ feelings. Two or three other children crowded round the mother: on
+ their rosy countenances health seemed established in spite of filth
+ and ragged garments. The dress of the poor woman was barely
+ sufficient to satisfy decency. Her countenance bore the expression
+ of a set melancholy, tinctured with an appearance of ill health. The
+ hovel, which did not exceed twelve or fifteen feet in length and ten
+ in breadth, was half obscured by smoke—chimney or window I saw none;
+ the door served the various purposes of an inlet to light and the
+ outlet to smoke. The furniture consisted of two stools, an iron pot,
+ and a spinning-wheel, while a sack stuffed with straw, and a single
+ blanket laid on planks, served as a bed for the repose of the whole
+ family. Need I attempt to describe my sensations? The statement
+ alone cannot fail of conveying to a mind like yours an adequate idea
+ of them—I could not long remain a witness to this acme of human
+ misery. As I left the deplorable habitation the mistress followed me
+ to repeat her thanks for the trifle I had bestowed. This gave me an
+ opportunity of observing her person more particularly. She was a
+ tall figure, her countenance composed of interesting features, and
+ with every appearance of having once been handsome.
+
+ “Unwilling to quit the village without first satisfying myself
+ whether what I had seen was a solitary instance or a sample of its
+ general state, or whether the extremity of poverty I had just beheld
+ had arisen from peculiar improvidence and want of management in one
+ wretched family, I went into an adjoining habitation, where I found a
+ poor old woman of eighty, whose miserable existence was painfully
+ continued by the maintenance of her granddaughter. Their condition,
+ if possible, was more deplorable.”—_Curwen_, i., pp. 181–183.
+
+This wretchedness, of which all strangers who visit Ireland are so
+sensible, proceeds certainly in great measure from their accidental use
+of a food so cheap, that it encourages population to an extraordinary
+degree, lowers the price of labour, and leaves the multitudes which it
+calls into existence almost destitute of everything but food. Many more
+live in consequence of the introduction of potatoes; but all live in
+greater wretchedness. In the progress of population, the potato must of
+course become at last as difficult to be procured as any other food; and
+then let the political economist calculate what the immensity and
+wretchedness of a people must be, where the further progress of
+population is checked by the difficulty of procuring potatoes.
+
+The consequence of the long mismanagement and oppression of Ireland, and
+of the singular circumstances in which it is placed, is, that it is a
+semi-barbarous country—more shame to those who have thus ill-treated a
+fine country and a fine people; but it is part of the present case of
+Ireland. The barbarism of Ireland is evinced by the frequency and
+ferocity of duels—the hereditary clannish feuds of the common people and
+the fights to which they give birth—the atrocious cruelties practised in
+the insurrections of the common people—and their proneness to
+insurrection. The lower Irish live in a state of greater wretchedness
+than any other people in Europe inhabiting so fine a soil and climate.
+It is difficult, often impossible, to execute the processes of law. In
+cases where gentlemen are concerned, it is often not even attempted. The
+conduct of under-sheriffs is often very corrupt. We are afraid the
+magistracy of Ireland is very inferior to that of this country; the
+spirit of jobbing and bribery is very widely diffused, and upon occasions
+when the utmost purity prevails in the sister kingdom. Military force is
+necessary all over the country, and often for the most common and just
+operations of Government. The behaviour of the higher to the lower
+orders is much less gentle and decent than in England. Blows from
+superiors to inferiors are more frequent, and the punishment for such
+aggression more doubtful. The word _gentleman_ seems, in Ireland, to put
+an end to most processes at law. Arrest a gentleman!!!—take out a
+warrant against a gentleman—are modes of operation not very common in the
+administration of Irish justice. If a man strike the meanest peasant in
+England, he is either knocked down in his turn, or immediately taken
+before a magistrate. It is impossible to live in Ireland without
+perceiving the various points in which it is inferior in civilisation.
+Want of unity in feeling and interest among the people—irritability,
+violence, and revenge—want of comfort and cleanliness in the lower
+orders—habitual disobedience to the law—want of confidence in
+magistrates—corruption, venality, the perpetual necessity of recurring to
+military force—all carry back the observer to that remote and early
+condition of mankind, which an Englishman can learn only in the pages of
+the antiquary or the historian. We do not draw this picture for censure
+but for truth. We admire the Irish—feel the most sincere pity for the
+state of Ireland—and think the conduct of the English to that country to
+have been a system of atrocious cruelty and contemptible meanness. With
+such a climate, such a soil, and such a people, the inferiority of
+Ireland to the rest of Europe is directly chargeable to the long
+wickedness of the English Government.
+
+A direct consequence of the present uncivilised state of Ireland is, that
+very little English capital travels there. The man who deals in
+steam-engines, and warps and woofs, is naturally alarmed by Peep-of-Day
+Boys, and nocturnal Carders; his object is to buy and sell as quickly and
+quietly as he can, and he will naturally bear high taxes and rivalry in
+England, or emigrate to any part of the Continent, or to America, rather
+than plunge into the tumult of Irish politics and passions. There is
+nothing which Ireland wants more than large manufacturing towns to take
+off its superfluous population. But internal peace must come first, and
+then the arts of peace will follow. The foreign manufacturer will hardly
+think of embarking his capital where he cannot be sure that his existence
+is safe. Another check to the manufacturing greatness of Ireland is the
+scarcity, not of coal, but of good coal, cheaply raised—an article in
+which (in spite of papers in the Irish Transactions) they are lamentably
+inferior to the English.
+
+Another consequence from some of the causes we have stated is the extreme
+idleness of the Irish labourer. There is nothing of the value of which
+the Irish seem to have so little notion as that of time. They scratch,
+pick, dawdle, stare, gape, and do anything but strive and wrestle with
+the task before them. The most ludicrous of all human objects is an
+Irishman ploughing. A gigantic figure—a seven-foot machine for turning
+potatoes in human nature—wrapt up in an immense great-coat, and urging on
+two starved ponies, with dreadful imprecations and uplifted shillala.
+The Irish crow discerns a coming perquisite, and is not inattentive to
+the proceedings of the steeds. The furrow which is to be the depository
+of the future crop is not unlike, either in depth or regularity, to those
+domestic furrows which the nails of the meek and much-injured wife
+plough, in some family quarrel, upon the cheeks of the deservedly
+punished husband. The weeds seem to fall contentedly, knowing that they
+have fulfilled their destiny, and left behind them, for the resurrection
+of the ensuing spring, an abundant and healthy progeny. The whole is a
+scene of idleness, laziness, and poverty, of which it is impossible, in
+this active and enterprising country, to form the most distant
+conception; but strongly indicative of habits, whether secondary or
+original, which will long present a powerful impediment to the
+improvement of Ireland.
+
+The Irish character contributes something to retard the improvements of
+that country. The Irishman has many good qualities: he is brave, witty,
+generous, eloquent, hospitable, and open-hearted; but he is vain,
+ostentatious, extravagant, and fond of display, light in counsel,
+deficient in perseverance, without skill in private or public economy, an
+enjoyer, not an acquirer—one who despises the slow and patient
+virtues—who wants the superstructure without the foundation, the result
+without the previous operation, the oak without the acorn and the three
+hundred years of expectation. The Irish are irascible, prone to debt and
+to fight, and very impatient of the restraints of law. Such a people are
+not likely to keep their eyes steadily upon the main chance like the
+Scotch or the Dutch. England strove very hard at one period to compel
+the Scotch to pay a double Church, but Sawney took his pen and ink, and
+finding what a sum it amounted to became furious and drew his sword. God
+forbid the Irishman should do the same! The remedy now would be worse
+than the disease; but if the oppressions of England had been more
+steadily resisted a century ago, Ireland would not have been the scene of
+poverty, misery, and distress which it now is.
+
+The Catholic religion, among other causes, contributes to the
+backwardness and barbarism of Ireland. Its debasing superstition,
+childish ceremonies, and the profound submission to the priesthood which
+it teaches, all tend to darken men’s minds, to impede the progress of
+knowledge and inquiry, and to prevent Ireland from becoming as free, as
+powerful, and as rich as the sister kingdom. Though sincere friends to
+Catholic emancipation, we are no advocates for the Catholic religion. We
+should be very glad to see a general conversion to Protestantism among
+the Irish, but we do not think that violence, privations, and
+incapacities, are the proper methods of making proselytes.
+
+Such, then, is Ireland at this period—a land more barbarous than the rest
+of Europe, because it has been worse treated and more cruelly oppressed.
+Many of the incapacities and privations to which the Catholics were
+exposed have been removed by law, but in such instances they are still
+incapacitated and deprived by custom. Many cruel and oppressive laws are
+still enforced against them. A tenth part of the population engrosses
+all the honours of the country; the other nine pay a tenth of the product
+of the earth for the support of a religion in which they do not believe.
+There is little capital in the country. The great and rich men are
+called by business, or allured by pleasure, into England; their estates
+are given up to factors, and the utmost farthing of rent extorted from
+the poor, who, if they give up the land, cannot get employment in
+manufactures, or regular employment in husbandry. The common people use
+a sort of food so very cheap that they can rear families who cannot
+procure employment, and who have little more of the comforts of life than
+food. The Irish are light-minded—want of employment has made them idle;
+they are irritable and brave, have a keen remembrance of the past wrongs
+they have suffered, and the present wrongs they are suffering from
+England. The consequence of all this is, eternal riot and insurrection,
+a whole army of soldiers in time of profound peace, and general rebellion
+whenever England is busy with her other enemies or off her guard! And
+thus it will be, while the same causes continue to operate, for ages to
+come, and worse and worse as the rapidly increasing population of the
+Catholics becomes more and more numerous.
+
+The remedies are time and justice, and that justice consists in repealing
+all laws which make any distinction between the two religions; in placing
+over the government of Ireland, not the stupid, amiable, and
+insignificant noblemen who have too often been sent there, but men who
+feel deeply the wrongs of Ireland, and who have an ardent wish to heal
+them; who will take care that Catholics, when eligible, shall be elected;
+who will share the patronage of Ireland proportionally among the two
+parties, and give to just and liberal laws the same vigour of execution
+which has hitherto been reserved only for decrees of tyranny, and the
+enactments of oppression. The injustice and hardship of supporting two
+Churches must be put out of sight, if it cannot or ought not to be cured.
+The political economist, the moralist, and the satirist, must combine to
+teach moderation and superintendence to the great Irish proprietors.
+Public talk and clamour may do something for the poor Irish, as it did
+for the slaves in the West Indies. Ireland will become more quiet under
+such treatment, and then more rich, more comfortable, and more civilised;
+and the horrid spectacle of folly and tyranny, which it at present
+exhibits, may in time be removed from the eyes of Europe.
+
+There are two eminent Irishmen now in the House of Commons—Lord
+Castlereagh and Mr. Canning—who will subscribe to the justness of every
+syllable we have said upon this subject, and who have it in their power,
+by making it the condition of their remaining in office, to liberate
+their native country, and raise it to its just rank among the nations of
+the earth. Yet the Court buys them over, year after year, by the pomp
+and perquisites of office; and year after year they come into the House
+of Commons, feeling deeply, and describing powerfully, the injuries of
+five millions of their countrymen—and _continue_ members of a government
+that inflicts those evils, under the pitiful delusion that it is not a
+Cabinet Question, as if the scratchings and quarrellings of Kings and
+Queens could alone cement politicians together in indissoluble unity,
+while the fate and torture of one-third of the empire might be
+complimented away from one minister to another, without the smallest
+breach in their Cabinet alliance. Politicians, at least honest
+politicians, should be very flexible and accommodating in little things,
+very rigid and inflexible in great things. And is this _not_ a great
+thing? Who has painted it in finer and more commanding eloquence than
+Mr. Canning? Who has taken a more sensible and statesmanlike view of our
+miserable and cruel policy than Lord Castlereagh? You would think, to
+hear them, that the same planet could not contain them and the oppressors
+of their country—perhaps not the same solar system. Yet for money,
+claret, and patronage, they lend their countenance, assistance, and
+friendship to the Ministers who are the stern and inflexible enemies to
+the emancipation of Ireland!
+
+Thank God that all is not profligacy and corruption in the history of
+that devoted people—and that the name of Irishman does not always carry
+with it the idea of the oppressor or the oppressed—the plunderer or the
+plundered—the tyrant or the slave! Great men hallow a whole people, and
+lift up all who live in their time. What Irishman does not feel proud
+that he has lived in the days of GRATTAN? who has not turned to him for
+comfort, from the false friends and open enemies of Ireland? who did not
+remember him in the days of its burnings and wastings and murders? No
+Government ever dismayed him—the world could not bribe him—he thought
+only of Ireland—lived for no other object—dedicated to her his beautiful
+fancy, his elegant wit, his manly courage, and all the splendour of his
+astonishing eloquence. He was so born and so gifted that poetry,
+forensic skill, elegant literature, and all the highest attainments of
+human genius were within his reach; but he thought the noblest occupation
+of a man was to make other men happy and free; and in that straight line
+he went on for fifty years, without one side-look, without one yielding
+thought, without one motive in his heart which he might not have laid
+open to the view of God and man. He is gone!—but there is not a single
+day of his honest life of which every good Irishman would not be more
+proud than of the whole political existence of his countrymen—the annual
+deserters and betrayers of their native land.
+
+
+
+
+MOORE’S CAPTAIN ROCK.
+
+
+_Memoirs of Captain Rock_, _the celebrated Irish Chieftain_; _with some
+Account of his Ancestors_. Written by Himself. Fourth Edition. 12mo.
+London, 1824.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THIS agreeable and witty book is generally supposed to have been written
+by Mr. Thomas Moore, a gentleman of small stature, but full of genius,
+and a steady friend of all that is honourable and just. He has here
+borrowed the name of a celebrated Irish leader, to typify that spirit of
+violence and insurrection which is necessarily generated by systematic
+oppression, and rudely avenges its crimes; and the picture he has drawn
+of its prevalence in that unhappy country is at once piteous and
+frightful. Its effect in exciting our horror and indignation is in the
+long run increased, we think—though at first it may seem counteracted—by
+the tone of levity, and even jocularity, under which he has chosen to
+veil the deep sarcasm and substantial terrors of his story. We smile at
+first, and are amused, and wonder, as we proceed, that the humorous
+narrative should produce conviction and pity—shame, abhorrence, and
+despair.
+
+England seems to have treated Ireland much in the same way as Mrs.
+Brownrigg treated her apprentice—for which Mrs. Brownrigg is hanged in
+the first volume of the Newgate Calendar. Upon the whole, we think the
+apprentice is better off than the Irishman; as Mrs. Brownrigg merely
+starves and beats her, without any attempt to prohibit her from going to
+any shop, or praying at any church her apprentice might select: and once
+or twice, if we remember rightly, Brownrigg appears to have felt some
+compassion. Not so Old England, who indulges rather in a steady
+baseness, uniform brutality, and unrelenting oppression.
+
+Let us select from this entertaining little book a short history of dear
+Ireland, such as even some profligate idle member of the House of
+Commons, voting as his master bids him, may perchance throw his eye upon,
+and reflect for a moment upon the iniquity to which he lends his support.
+
+For some centuries after the reign of Henry II., the Irish were killed
+like game, by persons qualified or unqualified. Whether dogs were used
+does not appear quite certain, though it is probable they were, spaniels
+as well as pointers; and that, after a regular point by Basto, well
+backed by Ponto and Cæsar, Mr. O’Donnel or Mr. O’Leary bolted from the
+thicket, and were bagged by the English sportsman. With Henry II. came
+in tithes, to which, in all probability, about one million of lives may
+have been sacrificed in Ireland. In the reign of Edward I. the Irish who
+were settled near the English requested that the benefit of the English
+laws might be extended to them; but the remonstrance of the barons with
+the hesitating king was in substance this: “You have made us a present of
+these wild gentlemen, and we particularly request that no measures may be
+adopted to check us in that full range of tyranny and oppression in which
+we consider the value of such a gift to consist. You might as well give
+us sheep, and prevent us from shearing the wool, or roasting the meat.”
+This reasoning prevailed, and the Irish were kept to their barbarism, and
+the barons preserved their dive stock.
+
+ “Read ‘Orange faction’ (says Captain Rock) here and you have the
+ wisdom of our rulers, at the end of near six centuries, _in statu
+ quo_. The grand periodic year of the stoics, at the close of which
+ everything was to begin again, and the same events to be all reacted
+ in the same order, is, on a miniature scale, represented in the
+ history of the English Government in Ireland, every succeeding
+ century being but a new revolution of the same follies, the same
+ crimes, and the same turbulence that disgraced the former. But ‘Vive
+ l’ennemi!’ say I: whoever may suffer by such measures, Captain Rock,
+ at least, will prosper.
+
+ “And such was the result at the period of which I am speaking. The
+ rejection of a petition, so humble and so reasonable, was followed,
+ as a matter of course, by one of those daring rebellions into which
+ the revenge of an insulted people naturally breaks forth. The
+ M’Cartys, the O’Briens, and the other Macs and O’s, who have been
+ kept on the alert by similar causes ever since, flew to arms under
+ the command of a chieftain of my family; and, as the proffered
+ _handle_ of the sword had been rejected, made their inexorable
+ masters at least feel its _edge_.”—(_pp._ 23–25.)
+
+Fifty years afterwards the same request was renewed and refused. Up
+again rose Mac and O, a _just and necessary war_ ensued; and after the
+usual murders, the usual chains were replaced upon the Irishry. All
+Irishmen were excluded from every species of office. It was high treason
+to marry with the Irish blood, and highly penal to receive the Irish into
+religious houses. War was waged also against their Thomas Moores, Samuel
+Rogerses, and Walter Scotts, who went about the country harping and
+singing against English oppression. No such turbulent guests were to be
+received. The plan of making them poets-laureate, or converting them to
+loyalty by pensions of £100 per annum, had not then been thought of.
+They debarred the Irish even from the pleasure of running away, and fixed
+them to the soil like negroes.
+
+ “I have thus selected,” says the historian of Rock, “cursorily and at
+ random, a few features of the reigns preceding the Reformation, in
+ order to show what good use was made of those three or four hundred
+ years in attaching the Irish people to their English governors; and
+ by what a gentle course of alternatives they were prepared for the
+ inoculation of a new religion, which was now about to be attempted
+ upon them by the same skilful and friendly hands.
+
+ “Henry VII. appears to have been the first monarch to whom it
+ occurred, that matters were not managed exactly as they ought in this
+ part of his dominions; and we find him—with a simplicity which is
+ still fresh and youthful among our rulers—expressing his _surprise_
+ that his subjects of this land should be so prone to faction and
+ rebellion, and that so little advantage had been hitherto derived
+ from the acquisitions of his predecessor, notwithstanding the
+ fruitfulness and natural advantages of Ireland. Surprising, indeed,
+ that a policy, such as we have been describing, should not have
+ converted the whole country into a perfect Atlantis of
+ happiness—should not have made it like the imaginary island of Sir
+ Thomas More, where ‘_tota insula velut una familia est_!’—most
+ stubborn, truly, and ungrateful, must that people be, upon whom, up
+ to the very hour in which I write, such a long and unvarying course
+ of penal laws, confiscations, and Insurrection Acts has been tried,
+ without making them in the least degree in love with their rulers.
+
+ “Heloise tells her tutor, Abelard, that the correction which he
+ inflicted upon her only served to increase the ardour of her
+ affection for him; but bayonets and hemp are no such ‘_amoris
+ stimuli_.’ One more characteristic anecdote of those times and I
+ have done. At the battle of Knocktow, in the reign of Henry VII.,
+ when that remarkable man, the Earl of Kildare, assisted by the great
+ O’Neal and other Irish chiefs, gained a victory over Clanricard of
+ Connaught, most important to the English Government, Lord
+ Gormanstown, after the battle, in the first insolence of success,
+ said, turning to the Earl of Kildare, ‘We have now slaughtered our
+ enemies, but, to complete the good deed, we must proceed yet further,
+ and—cut the throats of those Irish of our own party!’ Who can wonder
+ that the Rock family were active in those times?”—(pp. 33, 35.)
+
+Henry VIII. persisted in all these outrages, and aggravated them by
+insulting the prejudices of the people. England is almost the only
+country in the world (even at present) where there is not some favourite
+religious sport, where absurd lies, little bits of cloth, feathers, rusty
+nails, splinters, and other invaluable relics, are treasured up, and in
+defence of which the whole population are willing to turn out and perish
+as one man. Such was the shrine of St. Kieran, the whole treasures of
+which the satellites of that corpulent tyrant turned out into the street,
+pillaged the sacred church of Clonmacnoise, scattered the holy nonsense
+of the priests to the winds, and burnt the real and venerable crosier of
+St. Patrick, fresh from the silversmith’s shop, and formed of the most
+costly materials. Modern princes change the uniform of regiments; Henry
+changed the religion of kingdoms, and was determined that the belief of
+the Irish should undergo a radical and Protestant conversion. With what
+success this attempt was made, the present state of Ireland is sufficient
+evidence.
+
+“Be not dismayed,” said Elizabeth, on hearing that O’Neal meditated some
+designs against her government; “tell my friends, if he arise, it will
+turn to their advantage—_there will be estates for those who want_.”
+Soon after this prophetic speech, Munster was destroyed by famine and the
+sword, and near 600,000 acres forfeited to the crown, and distributed
+among Englishmen. Sir Walter Raleigh (the virtuous and good) butchered
+the garrison of Limerick in cold blood, after Lord Deputy Gray had
+selected 700 to be hanged. There were, during the reign of Elizabeth,
+three invasions of Ireland by the Spaniards, produced principally by the
+absurd measures of this princess for the reformation of its religion.
+The Catholic clergy, in consequence of these measures, abandoned their
+cures, the churches fell to ruin, and the people were left without any
+means of instruction. Add to these circumstances the murder of M’Mahon,
+the imprisonment of O’Toole and O’Dogherty, and the kidnapping of
+O’Donnel—all truly Anglo-Hibernian proceedings. The execution of the
+laws was rendered detestable and intolerable by the queen’s officers of
+justice. The spirit raised by these transactions, besides innumerable
+smaller insurrections gave rise to the great wars of Desmond and Hugh
+O’Neal; which, after they had worn out the ablest generals, discomfited
+the choicest troops, exhausted the treasure, and embarrassed the
+operations of Elizabeth, were terminated by the destruction of these two
+ancient families, and by the confiscation of more than half the
+territorial surface of the island. The last two years of O’Neal’s wars
+cost Elizabeth £140,000 per annum, though the whole revenue of England at
+that period fell considerably short of £500,000. Essex, after the
+destruction of Norris, led into Ireland an army of above 20,000 men,
+which was totally baffled and destroyed by Tyrone, within two years of
+their landing. Such was the importance of Irish rebellions two centuries
+before the time in which we live. Sir G. Carew attempted to assassinate
+the Lugan Earl—Mountjoy compelled the Irish rebels to massacre each
+other. In the course of a few months 3,000 men were starved to death in
+Tyrone. Sir Arthur Chichester, Sir Richard Manson, and other commanders,
+saw three children feeding on the flesh of their dead mother. Such were
+the golden days of good Queen Bess!
+
+By the rebellions of Dogherty, in the reign of James I., six northern
+counties were confiscated, amounting to 500,000 acres. In the same
+manner, 64,000 acres were confiscated in Athlone. The whole of his
+confiscations amount to nearly a million acres; and if Leland means
+plantation acres, they constitute a twelfth of the whole kingdom
+according to Newenham, and a tenth according to Sir W. Petty. The most
+shocking and scandalous action in the reign of James, was his attack upon
+the whole property of the province of Connaught, which he would have
+effected, if he had not been bought off by a sum greater than he hoped to
+gain by his iniquity, besides the luxury of confiscation. The Irish,
+during the reign of James I., suffered under the _double_ evils of a
+licentious soldiery and a religious persecution.
+
+Charles I. took a bribe of £120,000 from his Irish subjects, to grant
+them what in those days were called _Graces_, but in these days would be
+denominated the Elements of Justice. The money was paid, but the graces
+were never granted. One of these graces was curious enough: “That the
+clergy were not to be permitted to keep henceforward any private prisons
+of their own, but delinquents were to be committed to the public jails.”
+The idea of a rector, with his own private jail full of Dissenters, is
+the most ludicrous piece of tyranny we ever heard of. The troops in the
+beginning of Charles’s reign were supported by the weekly fines levied
+upon the Catholics for non-attendance upon established worship. The
+Archbishop of Dublin went himself at the head of a file of musketeers, to
+disperse a Catholic congregation in Dublin—which object he effected after
+a considerable skirmish with the priests. “The favourite object” (says
+Dr. Leland, a Protestant clergyman, and dignitary of the Irish Church)
+“of the Irish Government and the English Parliament, was _the utter
+extermination_ of all the Catholic inhabitants of Ireland.” The great
+rebellion took place in this reign, and Ireland was one scene of blood
+and cruelty and confiscation.
+
+Cromwell began his career in Ireland by massacring for five days the
+garrison of Drogheda, to whom quarter had been promised. Two millions
+and a half of acres were confiscated. Whole towns were put up in lots,
+and sold. The Catholics were banished from three-fourths of the kingdom,
+and confined to Connaught. After a certain day, every Catholic found out
+of Connaught was to be punished with death. Fleetwood complains
+peevishly “that the people _do not transport readily_,” but adds, “_it is
+doubtless a work in which the Lord will appear_.” Ten thousand Irish
+were sent as recruits to the Spanish army.
+
+ “Such was _Cromwell’s_ way of settling the affairs of Ireland; and if
+ a nation _is_ to be ruined, this method is, perhaps, as good as any.
+ It is, at least, more humane than the slow, lingering process of
+ exclusion, disappointment, and degradation, by which their hearts are
+ worn out under more specious forms of tyranny; and that talent of
+ despatch which Molière attributes to one of his physicians is no
+ ordinary merit in a practitioner like Cromwell:—“C’est un homme
+ expéditif, qui aime à depêcher ses malades; et quand on à mourir,
+ cela se fait avec lui le plus vite du monde.” A certain military
+ Duke, who complains that Ireland is but half conquered, would, no
+ doubt, upon an emergency, try his hand in the same line of practice,
+ and, like that ‘stern hero’ Mirmillo, in the Dispensary,
+
+ “While others meanly take whole months to slay,
+ Despatch the grateful patient in a day!”
+
+ “Among other amiable enactments against the Catholics at this period,
+ the price of five pounds was set on the head of a Romish priest,
+ being exactly the same sum offered by the same legislators for the
+ head of a wolf. The Athenians, we are told, encouraged the
+ destruction of wolves by a similar reward (five drachms); but it does
+ not appear that these heathens bought up the heads of priests at the
+ same rate, such zeal in the cause of religion being reserved for
+ times of Christianity and Protestantism.”—(pp. 97–99.)
+
+Nothing can show more strongly the light in which the Irish were held by
+Cromwell than the correspondence with Henry Cromwell respecting the
+peopling of Jamaica from Ireland. Secretary Thurloe sends to Henry, the
+Lord Deputy in Ireland, to inform him that “a stock of Irish girls and
+Irish young men are wanting for the peopling of Jamaica.” The answer of
+Henry Cromwell is as follows:—“Concerning the supply of young men,
+although we must use force in taking them up, _yet it being so much for
+their own good_, and likely to be of so great advantage to the public, it
+is not the least doubted but that you may have such a number of them as
+you may think fit to make use of on this account.
+
+“I shall not need repeat anything respecting the girls, not doubting to
+answer your expectations to the full _in that_; and I think it might be
+of like advantage to your affairs there and ours here if you should think
+fit to send 1,500 or 2,000 boys to the place above mentioned. _We can
+well spare them_; and who knows but that it may be the means of making
+them Englishmen—I mean, rather, Christians? As for the girls, I suppose
+you will make provisions of clothes, and other accommodations for them.”
+Upon this, Thurloe informs Henry Cromwell that the council have voted
+4,000 _girls_, _and as many boys_, to go to Jamaica.
+
+Every Catholic priest found in Ireland was hanged, and five pounds paid
+to the informer.
+
+“About the years 1652 and 1653,” says Colonel Lawrence, in his _Interests
+of Ireland_, “the plague and famine had so swept away whole counties,
+that a man might travel twenty or thirty miles and not see a living
+creature, either man, or beast, or bird, they being all dead, or had
+quitted those desolate places. Our soldiers would tell stories of the
+places where they saw smoke—it was so rare to see either smoke by day or
+fire or candle by night.” In this manner did the Irish live and die
+under Cromwell, suffering by the sword, famine, pestilence, and
+persecution, beholding the confiscation of a kingdom and the banishment
+of a race. “So that there perished,” says Sir W. Petty, “in the year
+1641, 650,000 human beings, whose bloods somebody must atone for to God
+and the King!”
+
+In the reign of Charles II., by the Act of Settlement, four millions and
+a half of acres were for ever taken from the Irish. “This country,” says
+the Earl of Essex, Lord Lieutenant in 1675, “has been perpetually rent
+and torn since his Majesty’s restoration. I can compare it to nothing
+better than the flinging the reward on the death of a deer among the pack
+of hounds, where every one pulls and tears where he can for himself.”
+All wool grown in Ireland was, by Act of Parliament, compelled to be sold
+to England; and Irish cattle were excluded from England. The English,
+however, were pleased to accept 30,000 head of cattle, sent as a gift
+from Ireland to the sufferers in the great fire! and the first day of the
+Sessions, after this act of munificence, the Parliament passed fresh acts
+of exclusion against the productions of that country.
+
+“Among the many anomalous situations in which the Irish have been placed,
+by those ‘marriage vows, false as dicers’ oaths,’ which bind their
+country to England, the dilemma in which they found themselves at the
+Revolution was not the less perplexing or cruel. If they were loyal to
+the King _de jure_, they were hanged by the King _de facto_; and if they
+escaped with life from the King _de facto_, it was but to be plundered
+and proscribed by the King _de jure_ afterwards.
+
+ “‘Hac _gener_ atque _socer_ coeant mercede suorum.’—VIRGIL.
+
+ “‘In a manner so summary, prompt, and high mettled,
+ Twixt father and son-in-law matters were settled.’
+
+“In fact, most of the outlawries in Ireland were for treason committed
+the very day on which the Prince and Princess of Orange accepted the
+crown in the Banqueting-house; though the news of this event could not
+possibly have reached the other side of the Channel on the same day, and
+the Lord-Lieutenant of King James, with an army to enforce obedience, was
+at that time in actual possession of the government, so little was common
+sense consulted, or the mere decency of forms observed, by that rapacious
+spirit, which nothing less than the confiscation of the whole island
+could satisfy; and which having, in the reign of James I. and at the
+Restoration, despoiled the natives of no less than ten millions six
+hundred and thirty-six thousand eight hundred and thirty-seven acres, now
+added to its plunder one million sixty thousand seven hundred and
+ninety-two acres more, being the amount altogether (according to Lord
+Clare’s calculation) of the whole superficial contents of the island!
+
+ “Thus, not only had _all_ Ireland suffered confiscation in the course
+ of this century, but no inconsiderable portion of it had been twice
+ and even thrice confiscated. Well might Lord Clare say, ‘that the
+ situation of the Irish nation, at the Revolution, stands unparalleled
+ in the history of the inhabited world.’” (pp. 111–113.)
+
+By the Articles of Limerick, the Irish were promised the free exercise of
+their religion; but from that period to the year 1788, every year
+produced some fresh penalty against that religion, some liberty was
+abridged, some right impaired, or some suffering increased. By acts in
+King William’s reign, they were prevented from being solicitors. No
+Catholic was allowed to marry a Protestant; and any Catholic who sent a
+son to Catholic countries for education was to forfeit all his lands. In
+the reign of Queen Anne, any son of a Catholic who chose to turn
+Protestant got possession of the father’s estate. No Papist was allowed
+to purchase freehold property, or to take a lease for more than thirty
+years. If a Protestant dies intestate, the estate is to go to the next
+_Protestant_ heir, though all to the tenth generation should be Catholic.
+In the same manner, if a Catholic dies intestate, his estate is to go to
+the next Protestant. No Papist is to dwell in Limerick or Galway. No
+Papist is to take an annuity for life. The widow of a Papist turning
+Protestant to have a portion of the chattels of deceased in spite of any
+will. Every Papist teaching schools to be presented as a regular Popish
+convict. Prices of catching Catholic priests, from 50s. to £10,
+according to rank. Papists are to answer all questions respecting other
+Papists, or to be committed to jail for twelve months. No trust to be
+undertaken for Papists. No Papist to be on Grand Juries. Some notion
+may be formed of the spirit of those times, from an order of the House of
+Commons, “that the Sergeant-at-Arms should take into custody all Papists
+that should presume to come into _the gallery_!” (_Commons’ Journal_,
+vol. iii., fol. 976.) During this reign the English Parliament
+legislated as absolutely for Ireland as they do now for Rutlandshire, an
+evil not to be complained of, if they had done it as justly. In the
+reign of George I., the horses of Papists were seized for the militia,
+and rode by Protestants; towards which the Catholics paid double, and
+were compelled to find Protestant substitutes. They were prohibited from
+voting at vestries, or being high or petty constables. An act of the
+English Parliament in this reign opens as follows:—“Whereas attempts have
+been lately made to shake off the subjection of Ireland to the Imperial
+Crown of these realms, be it enacted,” etc. etc. In the reign of George
+II. four-sixths of the population were cut off from the right of voting
+at elections by the necessity under which they were placed of taking the
+oath of supremacy. Barristers and solicitors marrying Catholics are
+exposed to all the penalties of Catholics. Persons robbed by privateers
+during a war with a Catholic State are to be indemnified by a levy on the
+Catholic inhabitants of the neighbourhood. All marriages between
+Catholics and Protestants are annulled. All Popish priests celebrating
+them are to be hanged. “This system” (says Arthur Young) “has no other
+tendency than that of driving out of the kingdom all the personal wealth
+of the Catholics, and extinguishing their industry within it; and the
+face of the country, every object which presents itself to travellers,
+tells him how effectually this has been done.”—_Young’s Tour in Ireland_,
+vol. ii., p. 48.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Such is the history of Ireland—for we are now at our own times; and the
+only remaining question is, whether the system of improvement and
+conciliation begun in the reign of George III. shall be pursued, and the
+remaining incapacities of the Catholics removed, or all these concessions
+be made insignificant by an adherence to that spirit of proscription
+which they professed to abolish? Looking to the sense and reason of the
+thing, and to the ordinary working of humanity and justice, when
+assisted, as they are here, by self-interest and worldly policy, it might
+seem absurd to doubt of the result. But looking to the facts and the
+persons by which we are now surrounded, we are constrained to say that we
+greatly fear that these incapacities never will be removed till they are
+removed by fear. What else, indeed, can we expect when we see them
+opposed by such enlightened men as Mr. Peel—faintly assisted by men of
+such admirable genius as Mr. Canning—when Royal Dukes consider it as a
+compliment to the memory of their father to continue this miserable
+system of bigotry and exclusion, when men act ignominiously and
+contemptibly on this question, who do so on no other question, when
+almost the only persons zealously opposed to this general baseness and
+fatuity are a few Whigs and Reviewers, or here and there a virtuous poet
+like Mr. Moore? We repeat again, that the measure never will be effected
+but by fear. In the midst of one of our just and necessary wars, the
+Irish Catholics will compel this country to grant them a great deal more
+than they at present require or even contemplate. We regret most
+severely the protraction of the disease, and the danger of the remedy;
+but in this way it is that human affairs are carried on!
+
+We are sorry we have nothing for which to praise Administration on the
+subject of the Catholic question, but it is but justice to say, that they
+have been very zealous and active in detecting fiscal abuses in Ireland,
+in improving mercantile regulations, and in detecting Irish jobs. The
+commission on which Mr. Wallace presided has been of the greatest
+possible utility, and does infinite credit to the Government. The name
+of Mr. Wallace in any commission has now become a pledge to the public
+that there is a real intention to investigate and correct abuse. He
+stands in the singular predicament of being equally trusted by the rulers
+and the ruled. It is a new era in Government when such men are called
+into action; and if there were not proclaimed and fatal limits to that
+ministerial liberality, which, so far as it goes, we welcome without a
+grudge and praise without a sneer, we might yet hope that, for the sake
+of mere consistency, they might be led to falsify our forebodings. But
+alas! there are motives more immediate, and therefore irresistible; and
+the time is not yet come when it will be believed easier to govern
+Ireland by the love of the many than by the power of the few, when the
+paltry and dangerous machinery of bigoted faction and prostituted
+patronage may be dispensed with, and the vessel of the State be propelled
+by the natural current of popular interests and the breath of popular
+applause. In the meantime, we cannot resist the temptation of gracing
+our conclusion with the following beautiful passage, in which the author
+alludes to the hopes that were raised at another great era of partial
+concession and liberality, that of the revolution of 1782, when, also,
+benefits were conferred which proved abortive because they were
+incomplete, and balm poured into the wound, where the envenomed shaft was
+yet left to rankle.
+
+ “And here,” says the gallant Captain Rock, “as the free confession of
+ weakness constitutes the chief charm and use of biography, I will
+ candidly own that the dawn of prosperity and concord which I now saw
+ breaking over the fortunes of my country, so dazzled and deceived my
+ youthful eyes, and so unsettled every hereditary notion of what I
+ owed to my name and family, that—shall I confess it—I even hailed
+ with pleasure the prospects of peace and freedom that seemed opening
+ around me; nay, was ready, in the boyish enthusiasm of the moment, to
+ sacrifice all my own personal interest in all future riots and
+ rebellions to the one bright, seducing object of my country’s liberty
+ and repose.
+
+ “When I contemplated such a man as the venerable Charlemont, whose
+ nobility was to the people like a fort over a valley, elevated above
+ them solely for their defence; who introduced the polish of the
+ courtier into the camp of the freeman, and served his country with
+ all that pure Platonic devotion which a true knight in the time of
+ chivalry proffered to his mistress; when I listened to the eloquence
+ of Grattan, the very music of freedom, her first fresh matin song,
+ after a long night of slavery, degradation, and sorrow; when I saw
+ the bright offerings which he brought to the shrine of his
+ country—wisdom, genius, courage, and patience, invigorated and
+ embellished by all those social and domestic virtues, without which
+ the loftiest talents stand isolated in the moral waste around them,
+ like the pillars of Palmyra towering in a wilderness!—when I
+ reflected on all this, it not only disheartened me for the mission of
+ discord which I had undertaken, but made me secretly hope that it
+ might be rendered unnecessary; and that a country which could produce
+ such men and achieve such a revolution, might yet—in spite of the
+ joint efforts of the Government and my family—take her rank in the
+ scale of nations, and be happy!
+
+ “My father, however, who saw the momentary dazzle by which I was
+ affected, soon drew me out of this false light of hope in which I lay
+ basking, and set the truth before me in a way but too convincing and
+ ominous. ‘Be not deceived, boy,’ he would say, ‘by the fallacious
+ appearances before you. Eminently great and good as is the man to
+ whom Ireland owes this short era of glory, _our_ work, believe me,
+ will last longer than his. We have a power on our side that “will
+ not willingly let us die;” and, long after Grattan shall have
+ disappeared from earth like that arrow shot into the clouds by
+ Alcestes, effecting nothing, but leaving a long train of light behind
+ him, the family of the ROCKS will continue to flourish in all their
+ native glory, upheld by the ever-watchful care of the Legislature,
+ and fostered by that “nursing-mother of Liberty,” the Church.’”
+
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+Title: Peter Plymley's Letters
+ and Selected Essays
+
+
+Author: Sydney Smith
+
+Editor: Henry Morley
+
+Release Date: September 8, 2014 [eBook #4063]
+[This file was first posted on 29 October 2001]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1893 Cassell &amp; Company edition by
+David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">CASSELL&rsquo;S NATIONAL LIBRARY</span></p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<h1><span class="smcap">Peter Plymley&rsquo;s Letters</span><br
+/>
+<span class="smcap">and</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">SELECTED ESSAYS</span></h1>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY</span><br
+/>
+SYDNEY SMITH</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/tpb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Decorative graphic"
+title=
+"Decorative graphic"
+ src="images/tps.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">CASSELL &amp; COMPANY <span
+class="smcap">Limited</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall"><i>LONDON&nbsp; PARIS&nbsp; &amp;
+MELBOURNE</i></span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">1893</span></p>
+<h2>INTRODUCTION.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sydney Smith</span>, of the same age as
+Walter Scott, was born at Woodford, in Essex, in the year 1771,
+and he died of heart disease, aged seventy-four, on the 22nd of
+February, 1845.&nbsp; His father was a clever man of wandering
+habits who, when he settled in England, reduced his means by
+buying, altering, spoiling, and then selling about nineteen
+different places in England.&nbsp; His mother was of a French
+family from Languedoc, that had been driven to England by the
+Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.&nbsp; Sydney Smith&rsquo;s
+grandfather, upon the mother&rsquo;s side, could speak no
+English, and he himself ascribed some of his gaiety to the French
+blood in his veins.</p>
+<p>He was one of four sons.&nbsp; His eldest brother
+Robert&mdash;known as Bobus&mdash;was sent to Eton, where he
+joined Canning, Frere, and John Smith, in writing the Eton
+magazine, the <i>Microcosm</i>; and at Cambridge Bobus afterwards
+was known as a fine Latin scholar.&nbsp; Sydney Smith went first
+to a school at Southampton, and then to Winchester, where he
+became captain of the school.&nbsp; Then he was sent for six
+months to Normandy for a last polish to his French before he went
+on to New College, Oxford.&nbsp; When he had obtained his
+fellowship there, his father left him to his own resources.&nbsp;
+His eldest brother had been trained for the bar, his two younger
+brothers were sent out to India, and Sydney, against his own
+wish, yielded to the strong desire of his father that he should
+take orders as a clergyman.&nbsp; Accordingly, in 1794, he became
+curate of the small parish of Netherhaven, in Wiltshire.&nbsp;
+Meat came to Netherhaven only once a week in a butcher&rsquo;s
+cart from Salisbury, and the curate often dined upon potatoes
+flavoured with ketchup.</p>
+<p>The only educated neighbour was Mr. Hicks Beach, the squire,
+who at first formally invited the curate to dinner on Sundays,
+and soon found his wit, sense, and high culture so delightful,
+that the acquaintance ripened into friendship.&nbsp; After two
+years in the curacy, Sydney Smith gave it up and went abroad with
+the squire&rsquo;s son.&nbsp; &ldquo;When first I went into the
+Church,&rdquo; he wrote afterwards, &ldquo;I had a curacy in the
+middle of Salisbury Plain; the parish was Netherhaven, near
+Amesbury.&nbsp; The squire of the parish, Mr. Beach, took a fancy
+to me, and after I had served it two years, he engaged me as
+tutor to his eldest son, and it was arranged that I and his son
+should proceed to the University of Weimar in Saxony.&nbsp; We
+set out, but before reaching our destination Germany was
+disturbed by war, and, in stress of politics, we put into
+Edinburgh, where I remained five years.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Young Michael Beach, who had little taste for study, lived
+with Sydney Smith as his tutor, and found him a wise guide and
+pleasant friend.&nbsp; When Michael went to the University, his
+brother William was placed under the same good care.&nbsp; Sydney
+Smith, about the same time, went to London to be married.&nbsp;
+His wife&rsquo;s rich brother quarrelled with her for marrying a
+man who said that his only fortune consisted in six small silver
+teaspoons.&nbsp; One day after their happy marriage he ran in to
+his wife and threw them in her lap, saying, &ldquo;There, Kate,
+you lucky girl, I give you all my fortune!&rdquo;&nbsp; The lucky
+girl had a small fortune of her own which her husband had
+strictly secured to herself and her children.&nbsp; Mr. Beach
+recognised the value of Sydney Smith&rsquo;s influence over his
+son by a wedding gift of &pound;750.&nbsp; In 1802 a daughter was
+born, and in the same year Sydney Smith joined Francis Jeffrey
+and other friends, who then maintained credit for Edinburgh as
+the Modern Athens, in the founding of <i>The Edinburgh
+Review</i>, to which the papers in this volume, added to the
+Peter Plymley Letters, were contributed.&nbsp; The Rev. Sydney
+Smith preached sometimes in the Episcopal Church at Edinburgh,
+and presently had, in addition to William Beach, a son of Mr.
+Gordon, of Ellon Castle, placed under his care, receiving
+&pound;400 a year for each of the young men.</p>
+<p>In 1803 Sydney Smith left Edinburgh for London, where he wrote
+busily in <i>The Edinburgh Review</i>, but remained poor for many
+years.&nbsp; His wit brought friends, and the marriage of his
+eldest brother with Lord Holland&rsquo;s aunt quickened the
+growth of a strong friendship with Lord Holland.&nbsp; Through
+the good offices of Lord Holland, Sydney Smith obtained, in 1806,
+aged thirty-five, the living of Foston-le-Clay, in
+Yorkshire.&nbsp; In the next year appeared the first letter of
+Peter Plymley to his brother Abraham on the subject of the Irish
+Catholics.</p>
+<p>These letters fell, we are told, like sparks on a heap of
+gunpowder.&nbsp; All London, and soon all England, was alive to
+the sound reason recommended by a lively wit.&nbsp; Sydney Smith
+lived to be recognised as first among the social wits, and it was
+always the chief praise of his wit that wisdom was the soul of
+it.&nbsp; Peter Plymley&rsquo;s letters, and Sydney Smith&rsquo;s
+articles on the same subject in <i>The Edinburgh Review</i> were
+the most powerful aids furnished by the pen to the solution of
+the burning question of their time.&nbsp; Lord Murray called the
+Plymley letters &ldquo;after Pascal&rsquo;s letters the most
+instructive piece of wisdom in the form of irony ever
+written.&rdquo;&nbsp; Worldly wealth came later; but in wit,
+wisdom, and kindly helpful cheerfulness, from youth to age,
+Sydney Smith&rsquo;s life was rich.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">H. M.</p>
+<h2><span class="smcap">Letters on the Subject of the
+Catholics</span>.</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">TO</span><br
+/>
+MY BROTHER ABRAHAM,<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WHO LIVES IN THE COUNTRY.</span><br />
+BY PETER PLYMLEY.</p>
+<h3>LETTER I.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Abraham</span>,&mdash;A worthier and
+better man than yourself does not exist; but I have always told
+you, from the time of our boyhood, that you were a bit of a
+goose.&nbsp; Your parochial affairs are governed with exemplary
+order and regularity; you are as powerful in the vestry as Mr.
+Perceval is in the House of Commons,&mdash;and, I must say, with
+much more reason; nor do I know any church where the faces and
+smock-frocks of the congregation are so clean, or their eyes so
+uniformly directed to the preacher.&nbsp; There is another point,
+upon which I will do you ample justice; and that is, that the
+eyes so directed towards you are wide open; for the rustic has,
+in general, good principles, though he cannot control his animal
+habits; and, however loud he may snore, his face is perpetually
+turned towards the fountain of orthodoxy.</p>
+<p>Having done you this act of justice, I shall proceed,
+according to our ancient intimacy and familiarity, to explain to
+you my opinions about the Catholics, and to reply to yours.</p>
+<p>In the first place, my sweet Abraham, the Pope is not
+landed&mdash;nor are there any curates sent out after
+him&mdash;nor has he been hid at St. Albans by the Dowager Lady
+Spencer&mdash;nor dined privately at Holland House&mdash;nor been
+seen near Dropmore.&nbsp; If these fears exist (which I do not
+believe), they exist only in the mind of the Chancellor of the
+Exchequer; they emanate from his zeal for the Protestant
+interest; and, though they reflect the highest honour upon the
+delicate irritability of his faith, must certainly be considered
+as more ambiguous proofs of the sanity and vigour of his
+understanding.&nbsp; By this time, however, the best-informed
+clergy in the neighbourhood of the metropolis are convinced that
+the rumour is without foundation; and though the Pope is probably
+hovering about our coast in a fishing-smack, it is most likely he
+will fall a prey to the vigilance of our cruisers; and it is
+certain that he has not yet polluted the Protestantism of our
+soil.</p>
+<p>Exactly in the same manner, the story of the wooden gods
+seized at Charing Cross, by an order from the Foreign Office,
+turns out to be without the shadow of a foundation; instead of
+the angels and archangels, mentioned by the informer, nothing was
+discovered but a wooden image of Lord Mulgrave, going down to
+Chatham, as a head-piece for the <i>Spanker</i> gun-vessel; it
+was an exact resemblance of his Lordship in his military uniform;
+and <i>therefore</i> as little like a god as can well be
+imagined.</p>
+<p>Having set your fears at rest, as to the extent of the
+conspiracy formed against the Protestant religion, I will now
+come to the argument itself.</p>
+<p>You say these men interpret the scriptures in an unorthodox
+manner, and that they eat their god.&mdash;Very likely.&nbsp; All
+this may seem very important to you, who live fourteen miles from
+a market-town, and, from long residence upon your living, are
+become a kind of holy vegetable; and in a theological sense it is
+highly important.&nbsp; But I want soldiers and sailors for the
+state; I want to make a greater use than I now can do of a poor
+country full of men; I want to render the military service
+popular among the Irish; to check the power of France; to make
+every possible exertion for the safety of Europe, which in twenty
+years&rsquo; time will be nothing but a mass of French slaves:
+and then you, and ten other such boobies as you, call
+out&mdash;&ldquo;For God&rsquo;s sake, do not think of raising
+cavalry and infantry in Ireland! . . . They interpret the Epistle
+to Timothy in a different manner from what we do! . . . They eat
+a bit of wafer every Sunday, which they call their God!&rdquo; .
+. . I wish to my soul they would eat you, and such reasoners as
+you are.&nbsp; What! when Turk, Jew, Heretic, Infidel, Catholic,
+Protestant, are all combined against this country; when men of
+every religious persuasion, and no religious persuasion; when the
+population of half the globe is up in arms against us; are we to
+stand examining our generals and armies as a bishop examines a
+candidate for holy orders; and to suffer no one to bleed for
+England who does not agree with you about the second of
+Timothy?&nbsp; You talk about the Catholics!&nbsp; If you and
+your brotherhood have been able to persuade the country into a
+continuation of this grossest of all absurdities, you have ten
+times the power which the Catholic clergy ever had in their best
+days.&nbsp; Louis XIV., when he revoked the Edict of Nantes,
+never thought of preventing the Protestants from fighting his
+battles; and gained accordingly some of his most splendid
+victories by the talents of his Protestant generals.&nbsp; No
+power in Europe, but yourselves, has ever thought for these
+hundred years past, of asking whether a bayonet is Catholic, or
+Presbyterian or Lutheran; but whether it is sharp and
+well-tempered.&nbsp; A bigot delights in public ridicule; for he
+begins to think he is a martyr.&nbsp; I can promise you the full
+enjoyment of this pleasure, from one extremity of Europe to the
+other.</p>
+<p>I am as disgusted with the nonsense of the Roman Catholic
+religion as you can be: and no man who talks such nonsense shall
+ever tithe the product of the earth, nor meddle with the
+ecclesiastical establishment in any shape; but what have I to do
+with the speculative nonsense of his theology, when the object is
+to elect the mayor of a county town, or to appoint a colonel of a
+marching regiment?&nbsp; Will a man discharge the solemn
+impertinences of the one office with less zeal, or shrink from
+the bloody boldness of the other with greater timidity, because
+the blockhead thinks he can eat angels in muffins and chew a
+spiritual nature in the crumpets which he buys from the
+baker&rsquo;s shop?&nbsp; I am sorry there should be such impious
+folly in the world, but I should be ten times a greater fool than
+he is, if I refused, till he had made a solemn protestation that
+the crumpet was spiritless and the muffin nothing but a human
+muffin, to lead him out against the enemies of the state.&nbsp;
+Your whole argument is wrong: the state has nothing whatever to
+do with theological errors which do not violate the common rules
+of morality, and militate against the fair power of the ruler: it
+leaves all these errors to you, and to such as you.&nbsp; You
+have every tenth porker in your parish for refuting them; and
+take care that you are vigilant and logical in the task.</p>
+<p>I love the Church as well as you do; but you totally mistake
+the nature of an establishment, when you contend that it ought to
+be connected with the military and civil career of every
+individual in the state.&nbsp; It is quite right that there
+should be one clergyman to every parish interpreting the
+Scriptures after a particular manner, ruled by a regular
+hierarchy, and paid with a rich proportion of haycocks and
+wheatsheafs.&nbsp; When I have laid this foundation for a
+rational religion in the state&mdash;when I have placed ten
+thousand well-educated men in different parts of the kingdom to
+preach it up, and compelled everybody to pay them, whether they
+hear them or not&mdash;I have taken such measures as I know must
+always procure an immense majority in favour of the Established
+Church; but I can go no further.&nbsp; I cannot set up a civil
+inquisition, and say to one, you shall not be a butcher, because
+you are not orthodox; and prohibit another from brewing, and a
+third from administering the law, and a fourth from defending the
+country.&nbsp; If common justice did not prohibit me from such a
+conduct, common sense would.&nbsp; The advantage to be gained by
+quitting the heresy would make it shameful to abandon it; and men
+who had once left the Church would continue in such a state of
+alienation from a point of honour, and transmit that spirit to
+their latest posterity.&nbsp; This is just the effect your
+disqualifying laws have produced.&nbsp; They have fed Dr. Rees,
+and Dr. Kippis; crowded the congregations of the Old Jewry to
+suffocation: and enabled every sublapsarian, and superlapsarian,
+and semi-pelagian clergyman, to build himself a neat brick
+chapel, and live with some distant resemblance to the state of a
+gentleman.</p>
+<p>You say the King&rsquo;s coronation oath will not allow him to
+consent to any relaxation of the Catholic laws.&mdash;Why not
+relax the Catholic laws as well as the laws against Protestant
+dissenters?&nbsp; If one is contrary to his oath, the other must
+be so too; for the spirit of the oath is, to defend the Church
+establishment, which the Quaker and the Presbyterian differ from
+as much or more than the Catholic; and yet his Majesty has
+repealed the Corporation and Test Act in Ireland, and done more
+for the Catholics of both kingdoms than had been done for them
+since the Reformation.&nbsp; In 1778 the ministers said nothing
+about the royal conscience; in 1793 no conscience; in 1804 no
+conscience; the common feeling of humanity and justice then seem
+to have had their fullest influence upon the advisers of the
+Crown; but in 1807&mdash;a year, I suppose, eminently fruitful in
+moral and religious scruples (as some years are fruitful in
+apples, some in hops),&mdash;it is contended by the well-paid
+John Bowles, and by Mr. Perceval (who tried to be well paid),
+that this is now perjury which we had hitherto called policy and
+benevolence.&nbsp; Religious liberty has never made such a stride
+as under the reign of his present Majesty; nor is there any
+instance in the annals of our history, where so many infamous and
+damnable laws have been repealed as those against the Catholics
+which have been put an end to by him; and then, at the close of
+this useful policy, his advisers discover that the very measures
+of concession and indulgence, or (to use my own language) the
+measures of justice, which he has been pursuing through the whole
+of his reign, are contrary to the oath he takes at its
+commencement!&nbsp; That oath binds his Majesty not to consent to
+any measure contrary to the interest of the Established Church;
+but who is to judge of the tendency of each particular
+measure?&nbsp; Not the King alone: it can never be the intention
+of this law that the King, who listens to the advice of his
+Parliament upon a read bill, should reject it upon the most
+important of all measures.&nbsp; Whatever be his own private
+judgment of the tendency of any ecclesiastical bill, he complies
+most strictly with his oath, if he is guided in that particular
+point by the advice of his Parliament, who may be presumed to
+understand its tendency better than the King, or any other
+individual.&nbsp; You say, if Parliament had been unanimous in
+their opinion of the absolute necessity for Lord Howick&rsquo;s
+bill, and the King had thought it pernicious, he would have been
+perjured if he had not rejected it.&nbsp; I say, on the contrary,
+his Majesty would have acted in the most conscientious manner,
+and have complied most scrupulously with his oath, if he had
+sacrificed his own opinion to the opinion of the great council of
+the nation; because the probability was that such opinion was
+better than his own; and upon the same principle, in common life,
+you give up your opinion to your physician, your lawyer, and your
+builder.</p>
+<p>You admit this bill did not compel the King to elect Catholic
+officers, but only gave him the option of doing so if he pleased;
+but you add, that the King was right in not trusting such
+dangerous power to himself or his successors.&nbsp; Now you are
+either to suppose that the King for the time being has a zeal for
+the Catholic establishment, or that he has not.&nbsp; If he has
+not, where is the danger of giving such an option?&nbsp; If you
+suppose that he may be influenced by such an admiration of the
+Catholic religion, why did his present Majesty, in the year 1804,
+consent to that bill which empowered the Crown to station ten
+thousand Catholic soldiers in any part of the kingdom, and place
+them absolutely at the disposal of the Crown?&nbsp; If the King
+of England for the time being is a good Protestant, there can be
+no danger in making the Catholic <i>eligible</i> to anything: if
+he is not, no power can possibly be so dangerous as that conveyed
+by the bill last quoted; to which, in point of peril, Lord
+Howick&rsquo;s bill is a mere joke.&nbsp; But the real fact is,
+one bill opened a door to his Majesty&rsquo;s advisers for trick,
+jobbing, and intrigue; the other did not.</p>
+<p>Besides, what folly to talk to me of an oath, which, under all
+possible circumstances, is to prevent the relaxation of the
+Catholic laws! for such a solemn appeal to God sets all
+conditions and contingencies at defiance.&nbsp; Suppose Bonaparte
+was to retrieve the only very great blunder he has made, and were
+to succeed, after repeated trials, in making an impression upon
+Ireland, do you think we should hear any thing of the impediment
+of a coronation oath? or would the spirit of this country
+tolerate for an hour such ministers, and such unheard-of
+nonsense, if the most distant prospect existed of conciliating
+the Catholics by every species even of the most abject
+concession?&nbsp; And yet, if your argument is good for anything,
+the coronation oath ought to reject, at such a moment, every
+tendency to conciliation, and to bind Ireland for ever to the
+crown of France.</p>
+<p>I found in your letter the usual remarks about fire, fagot,
+and bloody Mary.&nbsp; Are you aware, my dear Priest, that there
+were as many persons put to death for religious opinions under
+the mild Elizabeth as under the bloody Mary?&nbsp; The reign of
+the former was, to be sure, ten times as long; but I only mention
+the fact, merely to show you that something depends upon the age
+in which men live, as well as on their religious opinions.&nbsp;
+Three hundred years ago men burnt and hanged each other for these
+opinions.&nbsp; Time has softened Catholic as well as Protestant:
+they both required it; though each perceives only his own
+improvement, and is blind to that of the other.&nbsp; We are all
+the creatures of circumstances.&nbsp; I know not a kinder and
+better man than yourself; but you, if you had lived in those
+times, would certainly have roasted your Catholic: and I promise
+you, if the first exciter of this religious mob had been as
+powerful then as he is now, you would soon have been elevated to
+the mitre.&nbsp; I do not go the length of saying that the world
+has suffered as much from Protestant as from Catholic
+persecution; far from it: but you should remember the Catholics
+had all the power, when the idea first started up in the world
+that there could be two modes of faith; and that it was much more
+natural they should attempt to crush this diversity of opinion by
+great and cruel efforts, than that the Protestants should rage
+against those who differed from them, when the very basis of
+their system was complete freedom in all spiritual matters.</p>
+<p>I cannot extend my letter any further at present, but you
+shall soon hear from me again.&nbsp; You tell me I am a party
+man.&nbsp; I hope I shall always be so, when I see my country in
+the hands of a pert London joker and a second-rate lawyer.&nbsp;
+Of the first, no other good is known than that he makes pretty
+Latin verses; the second seems to me to have the head of a
+country parson and the tongue of an Old Bailey lawyer.</p>
+<p>If I could see good measures pursued, I care not a farthing
+who is in power; but I have a passionate love for common justice,
+and for common sense, and I abhor and despise every man who
+builds up his political fortune upon their ruin.</p>
+<p>God bless you, reverend Abraham, and defend you from the Pope,
+and all of us from that administration who seek power by opposing
+a measure which Burke, Pitt, and Fox all considered as absolutely
+necessary to the existence of the country.</p>
+<h3>LETTER II.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Abraham</span>,&mdash;The Catholic
+not respect an oath! why not?&nbsp; What upon earth has kept him
+out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the offices whence he
+is excluded, but his respect for oaths?&nbsp; There is no law
+which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament.&nbsp; There
+could be no such law; because it is impossible to find out what
+passes in the interior of any man&rsquo;s mind.&nbsp; Suppose it
+were in contemplation to exclude all men from certain offices who
+contended for the legality of taking tithes: the only mode of
+discovering that fervid love of decimation which I know you to
+possess would be to tender you an oath &ldquo;against that
+damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a spiritual man to take,
+abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away the tenth calf,
+sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck,&rdquo; &amp;c., &amp;c., &amp;c.,
+and every other animal that ever existed, which of course the
+lawyers would take care to enumerate.&nbsp; Now this oath I am
+sure you would rather die than take; and so the Catholic is
+excluded from Parliament because he will not swear that he
+disbelieves the leading doctrines of his religion!&nbsp; The
+Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths which oppress him; your
+answer is that he does not respect oaths.&nbsp; Then why subject
+him to the test of oaths?&nbsp; The oaths keep him out of
+Parliament; why, then, he respects them.&nbsp; Turn which way you
+will, either your laws are nugatory, or the Catholic is bound by
+religious obligations as you are; but no eel in the well-sanded
+fist of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned, ever twisted
+and writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is compelled by
+the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour of a
+dissenter.</p>
+<p>I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the
+Scarlet Lady of Babylon.&nbsp; I hope it is not so; because I am
+afraid it will induce His Majesty&rsquo;s Chancellor of the
+Exchequer to introduce several severe bills against popery, if
+that is the case; and though he will have the decency to appoint
+a previous committee of inquiry as to the fact, the committee
+will be garbled, and the report inflammatory.&nbsp; Leaving this
+to be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to inform you,
+that, previously to the bill last passed in favour of the
+Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his
+satisfaction, the opinions of six of the most celebrated of the
+foreign Catholic universities were taken as to the right of the
+Pope to interfere in the temporal concerns of any country.&nbsp;
+The answer cannot possibly leave the shadow of a doubt, even in
+the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr. Rennel would be compelled to
+admit it, if three Bishops lay dead at the very moment the
+question were put to him.&nbsp; To this answer might be added
+also the solemn declaration and signature of all the Catholics in
+Great Britain.</p>
+<p>I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted
+such a dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but
+they all deny it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in
+the most decided manner you can devise.&nbsp; They obey the Pope
+as the spiritual head of their Church; but are you really so
+foolish as to be imposed upon by mere names?&nbsp; What matters
+it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing who is the spiritual
+head of any Church?&nbsp; Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the head of
+the Church of Clapham?&nbsp; Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the
+Quaker Church?&nbsp; Is not the General Assembly at the head of
+the Church of Scotland?&nbsp; How is the government disturbed by
+these many-headed Churches? or in what way is the power of the
+Crown augmented by this almost nominal dignity?</p>
+<p>The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the
+bishops: and if the government would take half the pains to keep
+the Catholics out of the arms of France that it does to widen
+Temple Bar, or improve Snow Hill, the King would get into his
+hands the appointments of the titular Bishops of Ireland.&nbsp;
+Both Mr. C-&rsquo;s sisters enjoy pensions more than sufficient
+to place the two greatest dignitaries of the Irish Catholic
+Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.</p>
+<p>Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing
+would be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to
+preserve enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the
+Pope to satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real
+nomination remained with the Crown.&nbsp; But, as I have before
+said, the moment the very name of Ireland is mentioned, the
+English seem to bid adieu to common feeling, common prudence, and
+common sense, and to act with the barbarity of tyrants and the
+fatuity of idiots.</p>
+<p>Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman
+Catholic religion, remember they are the follies of four millions
+of human beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and
+intelligence, who, if firmly united with this country, would set
+at defiance the power of France, and if once wrested from their
+alliance with England, would in three years render its existence
+as an independent nation absolutely impossible.&nbsp; You speak
+of danger to the Establishment: I request to know when the
+Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche was in
+Bantry Bay, and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts of
+the Jesuits, were half so terrible?&nbsp; Mr. Perceval and his
+parsons forget all this, in their horror lest twelve or fourteen
+old women may be converted to holy water and Catholic
+nonsense.&nbsp; They never see that, while they are saving these
+venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland may be lost, England
+broken down, and the Protestant Church, with all its deans,
+prebendaries, Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the vortex of
+oblivion.</p>
+<p>Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of
+Dr. Duigenan.&nbsp; I have been in every corner of Ireland, and
+have studied its present strength and condition with no common
+labour.&nbsp; Be assured Ireland does not contain at this moment
+less than five millions of people.&nbsp; There were returned in
+the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000 houses, and there is no
+kind of question that there were about 50,000 houses omitted in
+that return.&nbsp; Taking, however, only the number returned for
+the tax, and allowing the average of six to a house (a very small
+average for a potato-fed people), this brings the population to
+4,200,000 people in the year 1791: and it can be shown from the
+clearest evidence (and Mr. Newenham in his book shows it), that
+Ireland for the last fifty years has increased in its population
+at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which leaves the present
+population of Ireland at about five millions, after every
+possible deduction for <i>existing circumstances</i>, <i>just and
+necessary wars</i>, <i>monstrous and unnatural rebellions</i>,
+and all other sources of human destruction.&nbsp; Of this
+population, two out of ten are Protestants; and the half of the
+Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical to the
+Church as the Catholics themselves.&nbsp; In this state of things
+thumbscrews and whipping&mdash;admirable engines of policy as
+they must be considered to be&mdash;will not ultimately
+avail.&nbsp; The Catholics will hang over you; they will watch
+for the moment, and compel you hereafter to give them ten times
+as much, against your will, as they would now be contented with,
+if it were voluntarily surrendered.&nbsp; Remember what happened
+in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit
+manner, your claim of Sovereignty over her.&nbsp; God Almighty
+grant the folly of these present men may not bring on such
+another crisis of public affairs!</p>
+<p>What are your dangers which threaten the
+Establishment?&mdash;Reduce this declamation to a point, and let
+us understand what you mean.&nbsp; The most ample allowance does
+not calculate that there would be more than twenty members who
+were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the other, if the
+Catholic emancipation were carried into effect.&nbsp; Do you mean
+that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the
+tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic
+clergy?&nbsp; Do you mean that a Catholic general would march his
+army into the House of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and
+Dr. Duigenan? or, that the theological writers would become all
+of a sudden more acute or more learned, if the present civil
+incapacities were removed?&nbsp; Do you fear for your tithes, or
+your doctrines, or your person, or the English
+Constitution?&nbsp; Every fear, taken separately, is so glaringly
+absurd, that no man has the folly or the boldness to state
+it.&nbsp; Every one conceals his ignorance, or his baseness, in a
+stupid general panic, which, when called on, he is utterly
+incapable of explaining.&nbsp; Whatever you think of the
+Catholics, there they are&mdash;you cannot get rid of them; your
+alternative is to give them a lawful place for stating their
+grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them to the
+House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe
+Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as
+they would be in Westminster.&nbsp; Nothing would give me such an
+idea of security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in
+Parliament, looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and
+proper organ of their party.&nbsp; I should have thought it the
+height of good fortune that such a wish existed on their part,
+and the very essence of madness and ignorance to reject it.&nbsp;
+Can you murder the Catholics?&nbsp; Can you neglect them?&nbsp;
+They are too numerous for both these expedients.&nbsp; What
+remains to be done is obvious to every human being&mdash;but to
+that man who, instead of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the
+curse of us and our children, and for the ruin of Troy and the
+misery of good old Priam and his sons, become a legislator and a
+politician.</p>
+<p>A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble
+noblemen in Great Britain, between persecution and the
+deprivation of political power; whereas, there is no more
+distinction between these two things than there is between him
+who makes the distinction and a booby.&nbsp; If I strip off the
+relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty stripes .
+. . I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you live
+shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but
+you, who are a Catholic . . . I do not persecute!&nbsp; What
+barbarous nonsense is this! as if degradation was not as great an
+evil as bodily pain or as severe poverty: as if I could not be as
+great a tyrant by saying, You shall not enjoy&mdash;as by saying,
+You shall suffer.&nbsp; The English, I believe, are as truly
+religious as any nation in Europe; I know no greater blessing;
+but it carries with it this evil in its train, that any villain
+who will bawl out, &ldquo;<i>The Church is in danger</i>!&rdquo;
+may get a place and a good pension; and that any administration
+who will do the same thing may bring a set of men into power who,
+at a moment of stationary and passive piety, would be hooted by
+the very boys in the streets.&nbsp; But it is not all religion;
+it is, in great part, the narrow and exclusive spirit which
+delights to keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom
+from other human beings.&nbsp; &ldquo;Your religion has always
+been degraded; you are in the dust, and I will take care you
+never rise again.&nbsp; I should enjoy less the possession of an
+earthly good by every additional person to whom it was
+extended.&rdquo;&nbsp; You may not be aware of it yourself, most
+reverend Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics
+upon the same principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the
+receipt for a ham or a gooseberry dumpling: she values her
+receipts, not because they secure to her a certain flavour, but
+because they remind her that her neighbours want it:&mdash;a
+feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a priest; venial
+when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical and
+execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.</p>
+<p>You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the
+present prime minister.&nbsp; Grant you all that you
+write&mdash;I say, I fear he will ruin Ireland, and pursue a line
+of policy destructive to the true interest of his country: and
+then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval, and kind to
+the Master Percevals!&nbsp; These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious
+public danger; but somehow or another (if public and private
+virtues must always be incompatible), I should prefer that he
+destroyed the domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell, owed for the
+veal of the preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his
+country.</p>
+<p>The late administration did not do right; they did not build
+their measures upon the solid basis of facts.&nbsp; They should
+have caused several Catholics to have been dissected after death
+by surgeons of either religion; and the report to have been
+published with accompanying plates.&nbsp; If the viscera, and
+other organs of life, had been found to be the same as in
+Protestant bodies; if the provisions of nerves, arteries,
+cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as we are provided
+with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess; then,
+indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence,
+and convinced the country at large of the strong probability that
+the Catholics are really human creatures, endowed with the
+feelings of men, and entitled to all their rights.&nbsp; But
+instead of this wise and prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his
+usual precipitation, brings forward a bill in their favour,
+without offering the slightest proof to the country that they
+were anything more than horses and oxen.&nbsp; The person who
+shows the lama at the corner of Piccadilly has the precaution to
+write up&mdash;<i>Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to be a real
+quadruped</i>, so his Lordship might have said&mdash;<i>Allowed
+by the bench of Bishops to be real human creatures</i>. . .
+.&nbsp; I could write you twenty letters upon this subject; but I
+am tired, and so I suppose are you.&nbsp; Our friendship is now
+of forty years&rsquo; standing; you know me to be a truly
+religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a
+party.&nbsp; I love the king, but I love the people as well as
+the king; and if I am sorry to see his old age molested, I am
+much more sorry to see four millions of Catholics baffled in
+their just expectations.&nbsp; If I love Lord Grenville, and Lord
+Howick, it is because they love their country; if I abhor . . .
+it is because I know there is but one man among them who is not
+laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country, and
+that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot.&nbsp; As for the
+light and frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to
+think so highly, learn, my dear Abraham, that this political
+Killigrew, just before the breaking-up of the last
+administration, was in actual treaty with them for a place; and
+if they had survived twenty-four hours longer, he would have been
+now declaiming against the cry of No Popery! instead of inflaming
+it.&nbsp; With this practical comment on the baseness of human
+nature, I bid you adieu!</p>
+<h3>LETTER III.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">All</span> that I have so often told you,
+Mr. Abraham Plymley, is now come to pass.&nbsp; The Scythians, in
+whom you and the neighbouring country gentleman placed such
+confidence, are smitten hip and thigh; their Beningsen put to
+open shame; their magazines of train oil intercepted, and we are
+waking from our disgraceful drunkenness to all the horrors of Mr.
+Perceval and Mr. Canning . . . We shall now see if a nation is to
+be saved by school-boy jokes and doggrel rhymes, by affronting
+petulance, and by the tones and gesticulations of Mr. Pitt.&nbsp;
+But these are not all the auxiliaries on which we have to depend;
+to these his colleague will add the strictest attention to the
+smaller parts of ecclesiastical government, to hassocks, to
+psalters, and to surplices; in the last agonies of England, he
+will bring in a bill to regulate Easter-offerings: and he will
+adjust the stipends of curates, when the flag of France is
+unfurled on the hills of Kent.&nbsp; Whatever can be done by very
+mistaken notions of the piety of a Christian, and by a very
+wretched imitation of the eloquence of Mr. Pitt, will be done by
+these two gentlemen.&nbsp; After all, if they both really were
+what they both either wish to be, or wish to be thought; if the
+one were an enlightened Christian who drew from the Gospel the
+toleration, the charity, and the sweetness which it contains; and
+if the other really possessed any portion of the great
+understanding of his Nisus who guarded him from the weapons of
+the Whigs, I should still doubt if they could save us.&nbsp; But
+I am sure we are not to be saved by religious hatred, and by
+religious trifling; by any psalmody, however sweet; or by any
+persecution, however sharp; I am certain the sounds of Mr.
+Pitt&rsquo;s voice, and the measure of his tones, and the
+movement of his arms, will do nothing for us; when these tones
+and movements, and voice brings us always declamation without
+sense or knowledge, and ridicule without good humour or
+conciliation.&nbsp; Oh, Mr. Plymley, this never will do.&nbsp;
+Mrs. Abraham Plymley, my sister, will be led away captive by an
+amorous Gaul; and Joel Plymley your firstborn, will be a French
+drummer.</p>
+<p>Out of sight, out of mind, seems to be a proverb which applies
+to enemies as well as friends.&nbsp; Because the French army was
+no longer seen from the cliffs of Dover; because the sound of
+cannon was no longer heard by the debauched London bathers on the
+Sussex coast; because the <i>Morning Post</i> no longer fixed the
+invasion sometimes for Monday, sometimes for Tuesday, sometimes
+(positively for the last time of invading) on Saturday; because
+all these causes of terror were suspended, you conceived the
+power of Bonaparte to be at an end, and were setting off for
+Paris with Lord Hawkesbury the conqueror.&nbsp; This is precisely
+the method in which the English have acted during the whole of
+the revolutionary war.&nbsp; If Austria or Prussia armed, doctors
+of divinity immediately printed those passages out of Habakkuk,
+in which the destruction of the Usurper by General Mack, and the
+Duke of Brunswick, are so clearly predicted.&nbsp; If Bonaparte
+halted, there was a mutiny or a dysentery.&nbsp; If any one of
+his generals were eaten up by the light troops of Russia, and
+picked (as their manner is) to the bone, the sanguine spirit of
+this country displayed itself in all its glory.&nbsp; What scenes
+of infamy did the Society for the Suppression of Vice lay open to
+our astonished eyes! tradesmen&rsquo;s daughters dancing, pots of
+beer carried out between the first and second lesson, and dark
+and distant rumours of indecent prints.&nbsp; Clouds of Mr.
+Canning&rsquo;s cousins arrived by the waggon; all the
+contractors left their cards with Mr. Rose; and every plunderer
+of the public crawled out of his hole, like slugs, and grubs, and
+worms after a shower of rain.</p>
+<p>If my voice could have been heard at the late changes, I
+should have said, &ldquo;Gently, patience, stop a little; the
+time is not yet come; the mud of Poland will harden, and the
+bowels of the French grenadiers will recover their tone.&nbsp;
+When honesty, good sense, and liberality have extricated you out
+of your present embarrassment, then dismiss them as a matter of
+course; but you cannot spare them just now; don&rsquo;t be in too
+great a hurry, or there will be no monarch to flatter, and no
+country to pillage; only submit for a little time to be respected
+abroad, overlook the painful absence of the tax-gatherer for a
+few years, bear up nobly under the increase of freedom and of
+liberal policy for a little time, and I promise you, at the
+expiration of that period, you shall be plundered, insulted,
+disgraced, and restrained to your heart&rsquo;s content.&nbsp; Do
+not imagine I have any intention of putting servility and canting
+hypocrisy permanently out of place, or of filling up with courage
+and sense those offices which naturally devolve upon decorous
+imbecility and flexible cunning: give us only a little time to
+keep off the hussars of France, and then the jobbers and jesters
+shall return to their birthright, and public virtue be called by
+its own name of fanaticism.&rdquo;&nbsp; Such is the advice I
+would have offered to my infatuated countrymen: but it rained
+very hard in November, Brother Abraham, and the bowels of our
+enemies were loosened, and we put our trust in white fluxes and
+wet mud; and there is nothing now to oppose to the conqueror of
+the world but a small table wit, and the sallow Surveyor of the
+Meltings.</p>
+<p>You ask me, if I think it possible for this country to survive
+the recent misfortunes of Europe?&mdash;I answer you, without the
+slightest degree of hesitation: that if Bonaparte lives, and a
+great deal is not immediately done for the conciliation of the
+Catholics, it does seem to me absolutely impossible but that we
+must perish; and take this with you, that we shall perish without
+exciting the slightest feeling of present or future compassion,
+but fall amidst the hootings and revilings of Europe, as a nation
+of blockheads, Methodists, and old women.&nbsp; If there were any
+great scenery, any heroic feelings, any blaze of ancient virtue,
+any exalted death, any termination of England that would be ever
+remembered, ever honoured in that western world, where liberty is
+now retiring, conquest would be more tolerable, and ruin more
+sweet; but it is doubly miserable to become slaves abroad,
+because we would be tyrants at home; to persecute, when we are
+contending against persecution; and to perish, because we have
+raised up worse enemies within, from our own bigotry, than we are
+exposed to without, from the unprincipled ambition of
+France.&nbsp; It is indeed a most silly and affecting spectacle
+to rage at such a moment against our own kindred and our own
+blood; to tell them they cannot be honourable in war, because
+they are conscientious in religion; to stipulate (at the very
+moment when we should buy their hearts and swords at any price)
+that they must hold up the right hand in prayer, and not the
+left; and adore one common God, by turning to the east rather
+than to the west.</p>
+<p>What is it the Catholics ask of you?&nbsp; Do not exclude us
+from the honours and emoluments of the state because we worship
+God in one way, and you worship Him in another.&nbsp; In a period
+of the deepest peace, and the fattest prosperity, this would be a
+fair request; it should be granted, if Lord Hawkesbury had
+reached Paris, if Mr. Canning&rsquo;s interpreter had threatened
+the Senate in an opening speech, or Mr. Perceval explained to
+them the improvements he meant to introduce into the Catholic
+religion; but to deny the Irish this justice now, in the present
+state of Europe, and in the summer months, just as the season for
+destroying kingdoms is coming on, is (beloved Abraham), whatever
+you may think of it, little short of positive insanity.</p>
+<p>Here is a frigate attacked by a corsair of immense strength
+and size, rigging cut, masts in danger of coming by the board,
+four foot water in the hold, men dropping off very fast; in this
+dreadful situation how do you think the Captain acts (whose name
+shall be Perceval)?&nbsp; He calls all hands upon deck; talks to
+them of King, country, glory, sweethearts, gin, French prison,
+wooden shoes, Old England, and hearts of oak; they give three
+cheers, rush to their guns, and, after a tremendous conflict,
+succeed in beating off the enemy.&nbsp; Not a syllable of all
+this; this is not the manner in which the honourable Commander
+goes to work: the first thing he does is to secure twenty or
+thirty of his prime sailors who happen to be Catholics, to clap
+them in irons, and set over them a guard of as many Protestants;
+having taken this admirable method of defending himself against
+his infidel opponents, he goes upon deck, reminds the sailors in
+a very bitter harangue, that they are of different religions;
+exhorts the Episcopal gunner not to trust to the Presbyterian
+quartermaster; issues positive orders that the Catholics should
+be fired at upon the first appearance of discontent; rushes
+through blood and brains, examining his men in the Catechism and
+thirty-nine Articles, and positively forbids every one to sponge
+or ram who has not taken the Sacrament according to the Church of
+England.&nbsp; Was it right to take out a captain made of
+excellent British stuff, and to put in such a man as this?&nbsp;
+Is not he more like a parson, or a talking lawyer, than a
+thorough-bred seaman?&nbsp; And built as she is of heart of oak,
+and admirably manned, is it possible, with such a captain, to
+save this ship from going to the bottom?</p>
+<p>You have an argument, I perceive, in common with many others,
+against the Catholics, that their demands complied with would
+only lead to further exactions, and that it is better to resist
+them now, before anything is conceded, than hereafter, when it is
+found that all concessions are in vain.&nbsp; I wish the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer, who uses this reasoning to exclude
+others from their just rights, had tried its efficacy, not by his
+understanding, but by (what are full of much better things) his
+pockets.&nbsp; Suppose the person to whom he applied for the
+meltings had withstood every plea of wife and fourteen children,
+no business, and good character, and refused him this paltry
+little office because he might hereafter attempt to get hold of
+the revenues of the Duchy of Lancaster for life? would not Mr.
+Perceval have contended eagerly against the injustice of refusing
+moderate requests, because immoderate ones may hereafter be
+made?&nbsp; Would he not have said, and said truly, Leave such
+exorbitant attempts as these to the general indignation of the
+Commons, who will take care to defeat them when they do occur;
+but do not refuse me the Irons and the Meltings now, because I
+may totally lose sight of all moderation hereafter?&nbsp; Leave
+hereafter to the spirit and the wisdom of hereafter; and do not
+be niggardly now from the apprehension that men as wise as you
+should be profuse in times to come.</p>
+<p>You forget, Brother Abraham, that is a vast art, where
+quarrels cannot be avoided, to turn public opinion in your favour
+and to the prejudice of your enemy; a vast privilege to feel that
+you are in the right, and to make him feel that he is in the
+wrong: a privilege which makes you more than a man, and your
+antagonist less; and often secures victory by convincing him who
+contends that he must submit to injustice if he submits to
+defeat.&nbsp; Open every rank in the army and the navy to the
+Catholic; let him purchase at the same price as the Protestant
+(if either Catholic or Protestant can purchase such refined
+pleasures) the privilege of hearing Lord Castlereagh speak for
+three hours; keep his clergy from starving, soften some of the
+most odious powers of the tithing-man, and you will for ever lay
+this formidable question to rest.&nbsp; But if I am wrong, and
+you must quarrel at last, quarrel upon just rather than unjust
+grounds; divide the Catholic and unite the Protestant; be just,
+and your own exertions will be more formidable and their
+exertions less formidable; be just, and you will take away from
+their party all the best and wisest understandings of both
+persuasions, and knit them firmly to your own cause.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Thrice is he armed who has his quarrel just;&rdquo; and
+ten times as much may he be taxed.&nbsp; In the beginning of any
+war, however destitute of common sense, every mob will roar, and
+every Lord of the Bedchamber address; but if you are engaged in a
+war that is to last for years, and to require important
+sacrifices, take care to make the justice of your case so clear
+and so obvious that it cannot be mistaken by the most illiterate
+country gentleman who rides the earth.&nbsp; Nothing, in fact,
+can be so grossly absurd as the argument which says I will deny
+justice to you now, because I suspect future injustice from
+you.&nbsp; At this rate, you may lock a man up in your stable,
+and refuse to let him out, because you suspect that he has an
+intention, at some future period, of robbing your
+hen-roost.&nbsp; You may horsewhip him at Lady Day, because you
+believe he will affront you at Midsummer.&nbsp; You may commit a
+greater evil, to guard against a less which is merely contingent,
+and may never happen.&nbsp; You may do what you have done a
+century ago in Ireland, make the Catholics worse than Helots,
+because you suspected that they might hereafter aspire to be more
+than fellow citizens; rendering their sufferings certain from
+your jealousy, while yours were only doubtful from their
+ambition; an ambition sure to be excited by the very measures
+which were taken to prevent it.</p>
+<p>The physical strength of the Catholics will not be greater
+because you give them a share of political power.&nbsp; You may
+by these means turn rebels into friends; but I do not see how you
+make rebels more formidable.&nbsp; If they taste of the honey of
+lawful power, they will love the hive from whence they procure
+it; if they will struggle with us like men in the same state for
+civil influence, we are safe.&nbsp; All that I dread is the
+physical strength of four millions of men combined with an
+invading French army.&nbsp; If you are to quarrel at last with
+this enormous population, still put it off as long as you can;
+you must gain, and cannot lose, by the delay.&nbsp; The state of
+Europe cannot be worse; the conviction which the Catholics
+entertain of your tyranny and injustice cannot be more alarming,
+nor the opinions of your own people more divided.&nbsp; Time,
+which produces such effect upon brass and marble, may inspire one
+Minister with modesty and another with compassion; every
+circumstance may be better; some certainly will be so, none can
+be worse; and after all the evil may never happen.</p>
+<p>You have got hold, I perceive, of all the vulgar English
+stories respecting the hereditary transmission of forfeited
+property, and seriously believe that every Catholic beggar wears
+the terriers of his father&rsquo;s land next his skin, and is
+only waiting for better times to cut the throat of the Protestant
+possessor, and get drunk in the hall of his ancestors.&nbsp;
+There is one irresistible answer to this mistake, and that is,
+that the forfeited lands are purchased indiscriminately by
+Catholic and Protestant, and that the Catholic purchaser never
+objects to such a title.&nbsp; Now the land so purchased by a
+Catholic is either his own family estate, or it is not.&nbsp; If
+it is, you suppose him so desirous of coming into possession that
+he resorts to the double method of rebellion and purchase; if it
+is not his own family estate of which he becomes the purchaser,
+you suppose him first to purchase, then to rebel, in order to
+defeat the purchase.&nbsp; These things may happen in Ireland,
+but it is totally impossible they can happen anywhere else.&nbsp;
+In fact, what land can any man of any sect purchase in Ireland,
+but forfeited property?&nbsp; In all other oppressed countries
+which I have ever heard of, the rapacity of the conqueror was
+bounded by the territorial limits in which the objects of his
+avarice were contained; but Ireland has been actually confiscated
+twice over, as a cat is twice killed by a wicked parish boy.</p>
+<p>I admit there is a vast luxury in selecting a particular set
+of Christians, and in worrying them as a boy worries a puppy dog;
+it is an amusement in which all the young English are brought up
+from their earliest days.&nbsp; I like the idea of saying to men
+who use a different hassock from me, that till they change their
+hassock they shall never be Colonels, Aldermen, or
+Parliament-men.&nbsp; While I am gratifying my personal insolence
+respecting religious forms, I fondle myself into an idea that I
+am religious, and that I am doing my duty in the most exemplary,
+as I certainly am in the most easy, way.&nbsp; But then, my good
+Abraham, this sport, admirable as it is, is become, with respect
+to the Catholics, a little dangerous; and if we are not extremely
+careful in taking the amusement, we shall tumble into the holy
+water and be drowned.&nbsp; As it seems necessary to your idea of
+an established church to have somebody to worry and torment,
+suppose we were to select for this purpose William Wilberforce,
+Esq., and the patent Christians of Clapham.&nbsp; We shall by
+this expedient enjoy the same opportunity for cruelty and
+injustice, without being exposed to the same risks: we will
+compel them to abjure vital clergymen by a public test, to deny
+that the said William Wilberforce has any power of working
+miracles, touching for barrenness or any other infirmity, or that
+he is endowed with any preternatural gift whatever.&nbsp; We will
+swear them to the doctrine of good works, compel them to preach
+common sense, and to hear it; to frequent Bishops, Deans, and
+other High Churchmen; and to appear, once in the quarter at the
+least, at some melodrame, opera, pantomime, or other light
+scenical representation; in short, we will gratify the love of
+insolence and power; we will enjoy the old orthodox sport of
+witnessing the impotent anger of men compelled to submit to civil
+degradation, or to sacrifice their notions of truth to
+ours.&nbsp; And all this we may do without the slightest risk,
+because their numbers are, as yet, not very considerable.&nbsp;
+Cruelty and injustice must, of course, exist; but why connect
+them with danger?&nbsp; Why torture a bulldog when you can get a
+frog or a rabbit?&nbsp; I am sure my proposal will meet with the
+most universal approbation.&nbsp; Do not be apprehensive of any
+opposition from ministers.&nbsp; If it is a case of hatred, we
+are sure that one man will defend it by the Gospel: if it
+abridges human freedom, we know that another will find precedents
+for it in the Revolution.</p>
+<p>In the name of Heaven, what are we to gain by suffering
+Ireland to be rode by that faction which now predominates over
+it?&nbsp; Why are we to endanger our own Church and State, not
+for 500,000 Episcopalians, but for ten or twelve great Orange
+families, who have been sucking the blood of that country for
+these hundred years last past? and the folly of the Orangemen in
+playing this game themselves, is almost as absurd as ours in
+playing it for them.&nbsp; They ought to have the sense to see
+that their business now is to keep quietly the lands and beeves
+of which the fathers of the Catholics were robbed in days of
+yore; they must give to their descendants the sop of political
+power: by contending with them for names, they will lose
+realities, and be compelled to beg their potatoes in a foreign
+land, abhorred equally by the English, who have witnessed their
+oppression, and by the Catholic Irish, who have smarted under
+them.</p>
+<h3>LETTER IV.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Then</span> comes Mr. Isaac Hawkins Brown
+(the gentleman who danced so badly at the Court of Naples), and
+asks if it is not an anomaly to educate men in another religion
+than your own.&nbsp; It certainly is our duty to get rid of
+error, and, above all, of religious error; but this is not to be
+done <i>per saltum</i>, or the measure will miscarry, like the
+Queen.&nbsp; It may be very easy to dance away the royal embryo
+of a great kingdom; but Mr. Hawkins Brown must look before he
+leaps, when his object is to crush an opposite sect in religion;
+false steps aid the one effect as much as they are fatal to the
+other: it will require not only the lapse of Mr. Hawkins Brown,
+but the lapse of centuries, before the absurdities of the
+Catholic religion are laughed at as much as they deserve to be;
+but surely, in the meantime, the Catholic religion is better than
+none; four millions of Catholics are better than four millions of
+wild beasts; two hundred priests educated by our own government
+are better than the same number educated by the man who means to
+destroy us.</p>
+<p>The whole sum now appropriated by Government to the religious
+education of four millions of Christians is &pound;13,000; a sum
+about one hundred times as large being appropriated in the same
+country to about one-eighth part of this number of
+Protestants.&nbsp; When it was proposed to raise this grant from
+&pound;8,000 to &pound;13,000, its present amount, this sum was
+objected to by that most indulgent of Christians, Mr. Spencer
+Perceval, as enormous; he himself having secured for his own
+eating and drinking, and the eating and drinking of the Master
+and Miss Percevals, the reversionary sum of &pound;21,000 a year
+of the public money, and having just failed in a desperate and
+rapacious attempt to secure to himself for life the revenues of
+the Duchy of Lancaster: and the best of it is, that this
+minister, after abusing his predecessors for their impious bounty
+to the Catholics, has found himself compelled, from the
+apprehension of immediate danger, to grant the sum in question,
+thus dissolving his pearl in vinegar, and destroying all the
+value of the gift by the virulence and reluctance with which it
+was granted.</p>
+<p>I hear from some persons in Parliament, and from others in the
+sixpenny societies for debate, a great deal about unalterable
+laws passed at the Revolution.&nbsp; When I hear any man talk of
+an unalterable law, the only effect it produces upon me is to
+convince me that he is an unalterable fool.&nbsp; A law passed
+when there was Germany, Spain, Russia, Sweden, Holland, Portugal,
+and Turkey; when there was a disputed succession; when four or
+five hundred acres were won and lost after ten years&rsquo; hard
+fighting; when armies were commanded by the sons of kings, and
+campaigns passed in an interchange of civil letters and ripe
+fruit; and for these laws, when the whole state of the world is
+completely changed, we are now, according to my Lord Hawkesbury,
+to hold ourselves ready to perish.&nbsp; It is no mean
+misfortune, in times like these, to be forced to say anything
+about such men as Lord Hawkesbury, and to be reminded that we are
+governed by them, but as I am driven to it, I must take the
+liberty of observing that the wisdom and liberality of my Lord
+Hawkesbury are of that complexion which always shrinks from the
+present exercise of these virtues by praising the splendid
+examples of them in ages past.&nbsp; If he had lived at such
+periods, he would have opposed the Revolution by praising the
+Reformation, and the Reformation by speaking handsomely of the
+Crusades.&nbsp; He gratifies his natural antipathy to great and
+courageous measures by playing off the wisdom and courage which
+have ceased to influence human affairs against that wisdom and
+courage which living men would employ for present
+happiness.&nbsp; Besides, it happens unfortunately for the Warden
+of the Cinque Ports, that to the principal incapacities under
+which the Irish suffer, they were subjected after that great and
+glorious revolution, to which we are indebted for so many
+blessings, and his Lordship for the termination of so many
+periods.&nbsp; The Catholics were not excluded from the Irish
+House of Commons, or military commands, before the 3rd and 4th of
+William and Mary, and the 1st and 2nd of Queen Anne.</p>
+<p>If the great mass of the people, environed as they are on
+every side with Jenkinsons, Percevals, Melvilles, and other
+perils, were to pray for divine illumination and aid, what more
+could Providence in its mercy do than send them the example of
+Scotland?&nbsp; For what a length of years was it attempted to
+compel the Scotch to change their religion: horse, foot,
+artillery, and armed Prebendaries, were sent out after the
+Presbyterian parsons and their congregations.&nbsp; The Percevals
+of those days called for blood: this call is never made in vain,
+and blood was shed; but, to the astonishment and horror of the
+Percevals of those days, they could not introduce the book of
+Common Prayer, nor prevent that metaphysical people from going to
+heaven their true way, instead of our true way.&nbsp; With a
+little oatmeal for food, and a little sulphur for friction,
+allaying cutaneous irritation with the one hand, and holding his
+Calvinistical creed in the other, Sawney ran away to his flinty
+hills, sung his psalm out of tune his own way, and listened to
+his sermon of two hours long, amid the rough and imposing
+melancholy of the tallest thistles.&nbsp; But Sawney brought up
+his unbreeched offspring in a cordial hatred of his oppressors;
+and Scotland was as much a part of the weakness of England then
+as Ireland is at this moment.&nbsp; The true and the only remedy
+was applied; the Scotch were suffered to worship God after their
+own tiresome manner, without pain, penalty, or privation.&nbsp;
+No lightning descended from heaven: the country was not ruined;
+the world is not yet come to an end; the dignitaries who foretold
+all these consequences are utterly forgotten, and Scotland has
+ever since been an increasing source of strength to Great
+Britain.&nbsp; In the six hundredth year of our empire over
+Ireland we are making laws to transport a man if he is found out
+of his house after eight o&rsquo;clock at night.&nbsp; That this
+is necessary I know too well; but tell me why it is
+necessary.&nbsp; It is not necessary in Greece, where the Turks
+are masters.</p>
+<p>Are you aware that there is at this moment a universal clamour
+throughout the whole of Ireland against the Union?&nbsp; It is
+now one month since I returned from that country; I have never
+seen so extraordinary, so alarming, and so rapid a change in the
+sentiments of any people.&nbsp; Those who disliked the Union
+before are quite furious against it now; those who doubted doubt
+no more; those who were friendly to it have exchanged that
+friendship for the most rooted aversion; in the midst of all this
+(which is by far the most alarming symptom), there is the
+strongest disposition on the part of the northern Dissenters to
+unite with the Catholics, irritated by the faithless injustice
+with which they have been treated.&nbsp; If this combination does
+take place (mark what I say to you), you will have meetings all
+over Ireland for the cry of <i>No Union</i>; that cry will spread
+like wild-fire, and blaze over every opposition; and if this be
+the case, there is no use in mincing the matter; Ireland is gone,
+and the death-blow of England is struck; and this event may
+happen <i>instantly</i>&mdash;before Mr. Canning and Mr. Hookham
+Frere have turned Lord Howick&rsquo;s last speech into doggerel
+rhymne; before &ldquo;<i>the near and dear relations</i>&rdquo;
+have received another quarter of their pension, or Mr. Perceval
+conducted the Curates&rsquo; Salary Bill safely to a third
+reading.&nbsp; If the mind of the English people, cursed as they
+now are with that madness of religious dissension which has been
+breathed into them for the purposes of private ambition, can be
+alarmed by any remembrances, and warned by any events, they
+should never forget how nearly Ireland was lost to this country
+during the American war; that it was saved merely by the jealousy
+of the Protestant Irish towards the Catholics, then a much more
+insignificant and powerless body than they now are.&nbsp; The
+Catholic and the Dissenter have since combined together against
+you.&nbsp; Last war, the winds, those ancient and unsubsidised
+allies of England; the winds, upon which English ministers depend
+as much for saving kingdoms as washerwomen do for drying clothes;
+the winds stood your friends: the French could only get into
+Ireland in small numbers, and the rebels were defeated.&nbsp;
+Since then, all the remaining kingdoms of Europe have been
+destroyed; and the Irish see that their national independence is
+gone, without having received any single one of those advantages
+which they were taught to expect from the sacrifice.&nbsp; All
+good things were to flow from the Union; they have none of them
+gained anything.&nbsp; Every man&rsquo;s pride is wounded by it;
+no man&rsquo;s interest is promoted.&nbsp; In the seventh year of
+that union four million Catholics, lured by all kinds of promises
+to yield up the separate dignity and sovereignty of their
+country, are forced to squabble with such a man as Mr. Spencer
+Perceval for five thousand pounds with which to educate their
+children in their own mode of worship, he, the same Mr. Spencer,
+having secured to his own Protestant self a reversionary portion
+of the public money amounting to four times that sum.&nbsp; A
+senior Proctor of the University of Oxford, the head of a house,
+or the examining chaplain to a bishop, may believe these things
+can last; but every man of the world, whose understanding has
+been exercised in the business of life, must see (and see with a
+breaking heart) that they will soon come to a fearful
+termination.</p>
+<p>Our conduct to Ireland during the whole of this war has been
+that of a man who subscribes to hospitals, weeps at charity
+sermons, carries out broth and blankets to beggars, and then
+comes home and beats his wife and children.&nbsp; We had
+compassion for the victims of all other oppression and injustice
+except our own.&nbsp; If Switzerland was threatened, away went a
+Treasury Clerk with a hundred thousand pounds for Switzerland;
+large bags of money were kept constantly under sailing orders;
+upon the slightest demonstration towards Naples, down went Sir
+William Hamilton upon his knees, and begged for the love of St.
+Januarius they would help us off with a little money; all the
+arts of Machiavel were resorted to to persuade Europe to borrow;
+troops were sent off in all directions to save the Catholic and
+Protestant world; the Pope himself was guarded by a regiment of
+English dragoons; if the Grand Lama had been at hand, he would
+have had another; every Catholic clergyman who had the good
+fortune to be neither English nor Irish was immediately provided
+with lodging, soap, crucifix, missal, chapel-beads, relics, and
+holy water; if Turks had landed, Turks would have received an
+order from the Treasury for coffee, opium, korans, and
+seraglios.&nbsp; In the midst of all this fury of saving and
+defending this crusade for conscience and Christianity, there was
+a universal agreement among all descriptions of people to
+continue every species of internal persecution, to deny at home
+every just right that had been denied before, to pummel poor Dr.
+Abraham Rees and his Dissenters, and to treat the unhappy
+Catholics of Ireland as if their tongues were mute, their heels
+cloven, their nature brutal, and designedly subjected by
+Providence to their Orange masters.</p>
+<p>How would my admirable brother, the Rev. Abraham Plymley, like
+to be marched to a Catholic chapel, to be sprinkled with the
+sanctified contents of a pump, to hear a number of false
+quantities in the Latin tongue, and to see a number of persons
+occupied in making right angles upon the breast and
+forehead?&nbsp; And if all this would give you so much pain, what
+right have you to march Catholic soldiers to a place of worship,
+where there is no aspersion, no rectangular gestures, and where
+they understand every word they hear, having first, in order to
+get him to enlist, made a solemn promise to the contrary?&nbsp;
+Can you wonder, after this, that the Catholic priest stops the
+recruiting in Ireland, as he is now doing to a most alarming
+degree?</p>
+<p>The late question concerning military rank did not
+individually affect the lowest persons of the Catholic
+persuasion; but do you imagine they do not sympathise with the
+honour and disgrace of their superiors?&nbsp; Do you think that
+satisfaction and dissatisfaction do not travel down from Lord
+Fingal to the most potato-less Catholic in Ireland, and that the
+glory or shame of the sect is not felt by many more than these
+conditions personally and corporeally affect?&nbsp; Do you
+suppose that the detection of Sir Henry Mildmay, and the
+disappointment of Mr. Perceval <i>in the matter</i> of the Duchy
+of Lancaster, did not affect every dabbler in public
+property?&nbsp; Depend upon it these things were felt through all
+the gradations of small plunderers, down to him who filches a
+pound of tobacco from the King&rsquo;s warehouses; while, on the
+contrary, the acquittal of any noble and official thief would not
+fail to diffuse the most heart-felt satisfaction over the
+larcenous and burglarious world.&nbsp; Observe, I do not say
+because the lower Catholics are affected by what concerns their
+superiors, that they are not affected by what concerns
+themselves.&nbsp; There is no disguising the horrid truth,
+<i>there must be some relaxation with respect to tithe</i>: this
+is the cruel and heart-rending price which must be paid for
+national preservation.&nbsp; I feel how little existence will be
+worth having, if any alteration, however slight, is made in the
+property of Irish rectors; I am conscious how much such changes
+must affect the daily and hourly comforts of every Englishman; I
+shall feel too happy if they leave Europe untouched, and are not
+ultimately fatal to the destinies of America; but I am madly bent
+upon keeping foreign enemies out of the British empire, and my
+limited understanding presents me with no other means of
+effecting my object.</p>
+<p>You talk of waiting till another reign before any alteration
+is made; a proposal full of good sense and good nature, if the
+measure in question were to pull down St. James&rsquo;s Palace,
+or to alter Kew Gardens.&nbsp; Will Bonaparte agree to put off
+his intrigues, and his invasion of Ireland?&nbsp; If so, I will
+overlook the question of justice, and finding the danger
+suspended, agree to the delay.&nbsp; I sincerely hope this reign
+may last many years, yet the delay of a single session of
+Parliament may be fatal; but if another year elapse without some
+serious concession made to the Catholics, I believe, before God,
+that all future pledges and concessions will be made in
+vain.&nbsp; I do not think that peace will do you any good under
+such circumstances.&nbsp; If Bonaparte give you a respite, it
+will only be to get ready the gallows on which he means to hang
+you.&nbsp; The Catholic and the Dissenter can unite in peace as
+well as war.&nbsp; If they do, the gallows is ready, and your
+executioner, in spite of the most solemn promises, will turn you
+off the next hour.</p>
+<p>With every disposition to please (where to please within fair
+and rational limits is a high duty), it is impossible for public
+men to be long silent about the Catholics; pressing evils are not
+got rid of, because they are not talked of.&nbsp; A man may
+command his family to say nothing more about the stone and
+surgical operations; but the ponderous malice still lies upon the
+nerve, and gets so big, that the patient breaks his own law of
+silence, clamours for the knife, and expires under its late
+operation.&nbsp; Believe me, you talk folly when you talk of
+suppressing the Catholic question.&nbsp; I wish to God the case
+admitted of such a remedy; bad as it is, it does not admit of
+it.&nbsp; If the wants of the Catholics are not heard in the
+manly tones of Lord Grenville, or the servile drawl of Lord
+Castlereagh, they will be heard ere long in the madness of mobs,
+and the conflicts of armed men.</p>
+<p>I observe it is now universally the fashion to speak of the
+first personage in the state as the great obstacle to the
+measure.&nbsp; In the first place, I am not bound to believe such
+rumours because I hear them; and in the next place, I object to
+such language, as unconstitutional.&nbsp; Whoever retains his
+situation in the ministry while the incapacities of the Catholics
+remain, is the advocate for those incapacities; and to him, and
+to him only, am I to look for responsibility.&nbsp; But waive
+this question of the Catholics, and put a general case:&mdash;How
+is a minister of this country to act when the conscientious
+scruples of his Sovereign prevent the execution of a measure
+deemed by him absolutely necessary to the safety of the
+country?&nbsp; His conduct is quite clear&mdash;he should
+resign.&nbsp; But what is his successor to
+do?&mdash;Resign.&nbsp; But is the King to be left without
+ministers, and is he in this manner to be compelled to act
+against his own conscience?&nbsp; Before I answer this, pray tell
+me in my turn what better defence is there against the
+machinations of a wicked, or the errors of a weak Monarch, than
+the impossibility of finding a minister who will lend himself to
+vice and folly?&nbsp; Every English Monarch, in such a
+predicament, would sacrifice his opinions and views to such a
+clear expression of the public will; and it is one method in
+which the Constitution aims at bringing about such a
+sacrifice.&nbsp; You may say, if you please, the ruler of a state
+is forced to give up his object when the natural love of place
+and power will tempt no one to assist him in its attainment; this
+may be force; but it is force without injury, and therefore
+without blame.&nbsp; I am not to be beat out of these obvious
+reasonings, and ancient constitutional provisions, by the term
+conscience.&nbsp; There is no fantasy, however wild, that a man
+may not persuade himself that he cherishes from motives of
+conscience; eternal war against impious France, or rebellious
+America, or Catholic Spain, may in times to come be scruples of
+conscience.&nbsp; One English Monarch may, from scruples of
+conscience, wish to abolish every trait of religious persecution;
+another Monarch may deem it his absolute and indispensable duty
+to make a slight provision for Dissenters out of the revenues of
+the Church of England.&nbsp; So that you see, Brother Abraham,
+there are cases where it would be the duty of the best and most
+loyal subjects to oppose the conscientious scruples of their
+Sovereign, still taking care that their actions were
+constitutional and their modes respectful.&nbsp; Then you come
+upon me with personal questions, and say that no such dangers are
+to be apprehended now under our present gracious Sovereign, of
+whose good qualities we must be all so well convinced.&nbsp; All
+these sorts of discussions I beg leave to decline.&nbsp; What I
+have said upon constitutional topics, I mean of course for
+general, not for particular application.&nbsp; I agree with you
+in all the good you have said of the powers that be, and I avail
+myself of the opportunity of pointing out general dangers to the
+Constitution, at a moment when we are so completely exempted from
+their present influence.&nbsp; I cannot finish this letter
+without expressing my surprise and pleasure at your abuse of the
+servile addresses poured in upon the throne, nor can I conceive a
+greater disgust to a Monarch, with a true English heart, than to
+see such a question as that of Catholic Emancipation argued, not
+with a reference to its justice or importance, but universally
+considered to be of no further consequence than as it affects his
+own private feelings.&nbsp; That these sentiments should be mine
+is not wonderful; but how they came to be yours does, I confess,
+fill me with surprise.&nbsp; Are you moved by the arrival of the
+Irish Brigade at Antwerp, and the amorous violence which awaits
+Mrs. Plymley?</p>
+<h3>LETTER V.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Abraham</span>,&mdash;I never met a
+parson in my life who did not consider the Corporation and Test
+Acts as the great bulwarks of the Church; and yet it is now just
+sixty-four years since bills of indemnity to destroy their penal
+effects, or, in other words, to repeal them, have been passed
+annually as a matter of course.</p>
+<blockquote><p><i>Heu vatum ignar mentes</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>These bulwarks, without which no clergyman thinks he could
+sleep with his accustomed soundness, have actually not been in
+existence since any man now living has taken holy orders.&nbsp;
+Every year the Indemnity Act pardons past breaches of these two
+laws, and prevents any fresh actions of informers from coming to
+a conclusion before the period for the next indemnity bill
+arrives; so that these penalties, by which alone the Church
+remains in existence, have not had one moment&rsquo;s operation
+for sixty-four years.&nbsp; You will say the legislature, during
+the whole of this period, has reserved to itself the discretion
+of suspending or not suspending.&nbsp; But had not the
+legislature the right of re-enacting, if it was necessary?&nbsp;
+And now when you have kept the rod over these people (with the
+most scandalous abuse of all principle) for sixty-four years, and
+not found it necessary to strike once, is not that the best of
+all reasons why the rod should be laid aside?&nbsp; You talk to
+me of a very valuable hedge running across your fields which you
+would not part with on any account.&nbsp; I go down, expecting to
+find a limit impervious to cattle, and highly useful for the
+preservation of property; but, to my utter astonishment, I find
+that the hedge was cut down half a century ago, and that every
+year the shoots are clipped the moment they appear above ground:
+it appears, upon further inquiry, that the hedge never ought to
+have existed at all; that it originated in the malice of
+antiquated quarrels, and was cut down because it subjected you to
+vast inconvenience, and broke up your intercourse with a country
+absolutely necessary to your existence.&nbsp; If the remains of
+this hedge serve only to keep up an irritation in your
+neighbours, and to remind them of the feuds of former times, good
+nature and good sense teach you that you ought to grub it up, and
+cast it into the oven.&nbsp; This is the exact state of these two
+laws; and yet it is made a great argument against concession to
+the Catholics, that it involves their repeal; which is to say, Do
+not make me relinquish a folly that will lead to my ruin;
+because, if you do, I must give up other follies ten times
+greater than this.</p>
+<p>I confess, with all our bulwarks and hedges, it mortifies me
+to the quick to contrast with our matchless stupidity and
+inimitable folly the conduct of Bonaparte upon the subject of
+religious persecution.&nbsp; At the moment when we are tearing
+the crucifixes from the necks of the Catholics, and washing pious
+mud from the foreheads of the Hindoos; at that moment this man is
+assembling the very Jews at Paris, and endeavouring to give them
+stability and importance.&nbsp; I shall never be reconciled to
+mending shoes in America; but I see it must be my lot, and I will
+then take a dreadful revenge upon Mr. Perceval, if I catch him
+preaching within ten miles of me.&nbsp; I cannot for the soul of
+me conceive whence this man has gained his notions of
+Christianity: he has the most evangelical charity for errors in
+arithmetic, and the most inveterate malice against errors in
+conscience.&nbsp; While he rages against those whom in the true
+spirit of the Gospel he ought to indulge, he forgets the only
+instance of severity which that Gospel contains, and leaves the
+jobbers, contractors, and money-changers at their seats, without
+a single stripe.</p>
+<p>You cannot imagine, you say, that England will ever be ruined
+and conquered; and for no other reason that I can find, but
+because it seems so very odd it should be ruined and
+conquered.&nbsp; Alas! so reasoned, in their time, the Austrian,
+Russian, and Prussian Plymleys.&nbsp; But the English are brave:
+so were all these nations.&nbsp; You might get together a hundred
+thousand men individually brave; but without generals capable of
+commanding such a machine, it would be as useless as a first-rate
+man-of-war manned by Oxford clergymen or Parisian
+shopkeepers.&nbsp; I do not say this to the disparagement of
+English officers: they have had no means of acquiring experience;
+but I do say it to create alarm; for we do not appear to me to be
+half alarmed enough, or to entertain that sense of our danger
+which leads to the most obvious means of self-defence.&nbsp; As
+for the spirit of the peasantry in making a gallant defence
+behind hedge-rows, and through plate-racks and hen-coops, highly
+as I think of their bravery, I do not know any nation in Europe
+so likely to be struck with the panic as the English; and this
+from their total unacquaintance with the science of war.&nbsp;
+Old wheat and beans blazing for twenty miles round; cart mares
+shot; sows of Lord Somerville&rsquo;s breed running wild over the
+country; the minister of the parish wounded sorely in his hinder
+parts; Mrs. Plymley in fits.&nbsp; All these scenes of war an
+Austrian or a Russian has seen three or four times over: but it
+is now three centuries since an English pig has fallen in a fair
+battle upon English ground, or a farm-house been rifled, or a
+clergyman&rsquo;s wife been subjected to any other proposals of
+love than the connubial endearments of her sleek and orthodox
+mate.&nbsp; The old edition of Plutarch&rsquo;s Lives, which lies
+in the corner of your parlour window, has contributed to work you
+up to the most romantic expectations of our Roman
+behaviour.&nbsp; You are persuaded that Lord Amherst will defend
+Kew Bridge like Cocles; that some maid of honour will break away
+from her captivity, and swim over the Thames; that the Duke of
+York will burn his capitulating hand; and little Mr. Sturges
+Bourne give forty years&rsquo; purchase for Moulsham Hall, while
+the French are encamped upon it.&nbsp; I hope we shall witness
+all this, if the French do come; but in the meantime I am so
+enchanted with the ordinary English behaviour of these invaluable
+persons, that I earnestly pray no opportunity may be given them
+for Roman valour, and for those very un-Roman pensions which they
+would all, of course, take especial care to claim in
+consequence.&nbsp; But whatever was our conduct, if every
+ploughman was as great a hero as he who was called from his oxen
+to save Rome from her enemies, I should still say, that at such a
+crisis you want the affections of all your subjects in both
+islands: there is no spirit which you must alienate, no art you
+must avert, every man must feel he has a country, and that there
+is an urgent and pressing cause why he should expose himself to
+death.</p>
+<p>The effects of penal laws in matters of religion are never
+confined to those limits in which the legislature intended they
+should be placed: it is not only that I am excluded from certain
+offices and dignities because I am a Catholic, but the exclusion
+carries with it a certain stigma, which degrades me in the eyes
+of the monopolising sect, and the very name of my religion
+becomes odious.&nbsp; These effects are so very striking in
+England, that I solemnly believe blue and red baboons to be more
+popular here than Catholics and Presbyterians; they are more
+understood, and there is a greater disposition to do something
+for them.&nbsp; When a country squire hears of an ape, his first
+feeling is to give it nuts and apples; when he hears of a
+Dissenter, his immediate impulse is to commit it to the county
+gaol, to shave its head, to alter its customary food, and to have
+it privately whipped.&nbsp; This is no caricature, but an
+accurate picture of national feelings, as they degrade and
+endanger us at this very moment.&nbsp; The Irish Catholic
+gentleman would bear his legal disabilities with greater temper,
+if these were all he had to bear&mdash;if they did not enable
+every Protestant cheese-monger and tide-waiter to treat him with
+contempt.&nbsp; He is branded on the forehead with a red-hot
+iron, and treated like a spiritual felon, because in the highest
+of all considerations he is led by the noblest of all guides, his
+own disinterested conscience.</p>
+<p>Why are nonsense and cruelty a bit the better because they are
+enacted?&nbsp; If Providence, which gives wine and oil, had
+blessed us with that tolerant spirit which makes the countenance
+more pleasant and the heart more glad than these can do; if our
+Statute Book had never been defiled with such infamous laws, the
+sepulchral Spencer Perceval would have been hauled through the
+dirtiest horse-pond in Hampstead, had he ventured to propose
+them.&nbsp; But now persecution is good, because it exists; every
+law which originated in ignorance and malice, and gratifies the
+passions from whence it sprang, we call the wisdom of our
+ancestors: when such laws are repealed, they will be cruelty and
+madness; till they are repealed, they are policy and caution.</p>
+<p>I was somewhat amused with the imputation brought against the
+Catholics by the University of Oxford, that they are enemies to
+liberty.&nbsp; I immediately turned to my &ldquo;History of
+England,&rdquo; and marked as an historical error that passage in
+which it is recorded that, in the reign of Queen Anne, the famous
+degree of the University of Oxford respecting passive obedience,
+was ordered by the House of Lords to be burnt by the hands of the
+common hangman, as contrary to the liberty of the subject and the
+law of the land.&nbsp; Nevertheless, I wish, whatever be the
+modesty of those who impute, that the imputation was a little
+more true, the Catholic cause would not be quite so desperate
+with the present.&nbsp; Administration.&nbsp; I fear, however,
+that the hatred to liberty in these poor devoted wretches may ere
+long appear more doubtful than it is at present to the
+Vice-Chancellor and his Clergy, inflamed as they doubtless are
+with classical examples of republican virtue, and panting, as
+they always have been, to reduce the power of the Crown within
+narrower and safer limits.&nbsp; What mistaken zeal to attempt to
+connect one religion with freedom and another with slavery!&nbsp;
+Who laid the foundations of English liberty?&nbsp; What was the
+mixed religion of Switzerland?&nbsp; What has the Protestant
+religion done for liberty in Denmark, in Sweden, throughout the
+north of Germany, and in Prussia?&nbsp; The purest religion in
+the world, in my humble opinion, is the religion of the Church of
+England: for its preservation (so far as it is exercised without
+intruding upon the liberties of others) I am ready at this moment
+to venture my present life, and but through that religion I have
+no hopes of any other; yet I am not forced to be silly because I
+am pious; nor will I ever join in eulogiums on my faith which
+every man of common reading and common sense can so easily
+refute.</p>
+<p>You have either done too much for the Catholics, worthy
+Abraham, or too little; if you had intended to refuse them
+political power, you should have refused them civil rights.&nbsp;
+After you had enabled them to acquire property, after you had
+conceded to them all that you did concede in &rsquo;78 and
+&rsquo;93, the rest is wholly out of your power: you may choose
+whether you will give the rest in an honourable or a disgraceful
+mode, but it is utterly out of your power to withhold it.</p>
+<p>In the last year, land to the amount of <i>eight hundred
+thousand pounds</i> was purchased by the Catholics in
+Ireland.&nbsp; Do you think it possible to be-Perceval, and
+be-Canning, and be-Castlereagh, such a body of men as this out of
+their common rights, and their common sense?&nbsp; Mr. George
+Canning may laugh and joke at the idea of Protestant bailiffs
+ravishing Catholic ladies, under the 9th clause of the Sunset
+Bill; but if some better remedy be not applied to the
+distractions of Ireland than the jocularity of Mr. Canning, they
+will soon put an end to his pension, and to the pension of those
+&ldquo;near and dear relatives,&rdquo; for whose eating,
+drinking, washing, and clothing, every man in the United Kingdoms
+now pays his two-pence or three-pence a year.&nbsp; You may call
+these observations coarse, if you please; but I have no idea that
+the Sophias and Carolines of any man breathing are to eat
+national veal, to drink public tea, to wear Treasury ribands, and
+then that we are to be told that it is coarse to animadvert upon
+this pitiful and eleemosynary splendour.&nbsp; If this is right,
+why not mention it?&nbsp; If it is wrong, why should not he who
+enjoys the ease of supporting his sisters in this manner bear the
+shame of it?&nbsp; Everybody seems hitherto to have spared a man
+who never spares anybody.</p>
+<p>As for the enormous wax candles, and superstitious mummeries,
+and painted jackets of the Catholic priests, I fear them
+not.&nbsp; Tell me that the world will return again under the
+influence of the smallpox; that Lord Castlereagh will hereafter
+oppose the power of the Court; that Lord Howick and Mr. Grattan
+will do each of them a mean and dishonourable action; that
+anybody who has heard Lord Redesdale speak once will knowingly
+and willingly hear him again; that Lord Eldon has assented to the
+fact of two and two making four, without shedding tears, or
+expressing the smallest doubt or scruple; tell me any other thing
+absurd or incredible, but, for the love of common sense, let me
+hear no more of the danger to be apprehended from the general
+diffusion of Popery.&nbsp; It is too absurd to be reasoned upon;
+every man feels it is nonsense when he hears it stated, and so
+does every man while he is stating it.</p>
+<p>I cannot imagine why the friends to the Church Establishment
+should enter in such a horror of seeing the doors of Parliament
+flung open to the Catholics, and view so passively the enjoyment
+of that right by the Presbyterians and by every other species of
+Dissenter.&nbsp; In their tenets, in their Church Government, in
+the nature of their endowments, the Dissenters are infinitely
+more distant from the Church of England than the Catholics are;
+yet the Dissenters have never been excluded from
+Parliament.&nbsp; There are 45 members in one House, and 16 in
+the other, who always are Dissenters.&nbsp; There is no law which
+would prevent every member of the Lords and Commons from being
+Dissenters.&nbsp; The Catholics could not bring into Parliament
+half the number of the Scotch members; and yet one exclusion is
+of such immense importance, because it has taken place; and the
+other no human being thinks of, because no one is accustomed to
+it.&nbsp; I have often thought, if the <i>wisdom of our
+ancestors</i> had excluded all persons with red hair from the
+House of Commons, of the throes and convulsions it would occasion
+to restore them to their natural rights.&nbsp; What mobs and
+riots would it produce!&nbsp; To what infinite abuse and obloquy
+would the capillary patriot be exposed; what wormwood would
+distil from Mr. Perceval, what froth would drop from Mr. Canning;
+how (I will not say <i>my</i>, but <i>our</i> Lord Hawkesbury,
+for he belongs to us all)&mdash;how our Lord Hawkesbury would
+work away about the hair of King William and Lord Somers, and the
+authors of the great and glorious Revolution; how Lord Eldon
+would appeal to the Deity and his own virtues, and to the hair of
+his children: some would say that red-haired men were
+superstitious; some would prove they were atheists; they would be
+petitioned against as the friends of slavery, and the advocates
+for revolt; in short, such a corruptor of the heart and
+understanding is the spirit of persecution, that these
+unfortunate people (conspired against by their fellow-subjects of
+every complexion), if they did not emigrate to countries where
+hair of another colour was persecuted, would be driven to the
+falsehood of perukes, or the hypocrisy of the Tricosian
+fluid.</p>
+<p>As for the dangers of the Church (in spite of the staggering
+events which have lately taken place), I have not yet entirely
+lost my confidence in the power of common sense, and I believe
+the Church to be in no danger at all; but if it is, that danger
+is not from the Catholics, but from the Methodists, and from that
+patent Christianity which has been for some time manufacturing at
+Clapham, to the prejudice of the old and admirable article
+prepared by the Church.&nbsp; I would counsel my lords the
+Bishops to keep their eyes upon that holy village, and its
+vicinity; they will find there a zeal in making converts far
+superior to anything which exists among the Catholics; a contempt
+for the great mass of English clergy, much more rooted and
+profound; and a regular fund to purchase livings for those
+groaning and garrulous gentlemen whom they denominate (by a
+standing sarcasm against the regular Church) Gospel preachers and
+vital clergymen.&nbsp; I am too firm a believer in the general
+propriety and respectability of the English clergy, to believe
+they have much to fear either from old nonsense or from new; but
+if the Church must be supposed to be in danger, I prefer that
+nonsense which is grown half venerable from time, the force of
+which I have already tried and baffled, which at least has some
+excuse in the dark and ignorant ages in which it
+originated.&nbsp; The religious enthusiasm manufactured by living
+men before my own eyes disgusts my understanding as much,
+influences my imagination not at all, and excites my
+apprehensions much more.</p>
+<p>I may have seemed to you to treat the situation of public
+affairs with some degree of levity; but I feel it deeply, and
+with nightly and daily anguish; because I know Ireland; I have
+known it all my life; I love it, and I foresee the crisis to
+which it will soon be exposed.&nbsp; Who can doubt but that
+Ireland will experience ultimately from France a treatment to
+which the conduct they have experienced from England is the love
+of a parent, or a brother?&nbsp; Who can doubt but that five
+years after he has got hold of the country, Ireland will be
+tossed away by Bonaparte as a present to some one of his ruffian
+generals, who will knock the head of Mr. Keogh against the head
+of Cardinal Troy, shoot twenty of the most noisy blockheads of
+the Roman persuasion, wash his pug-dogs in holy water, and
+confiscate the salt butter of the Milesian republic to the last
+tub?&nbsp; But what matters this? or who is wise enough in
+Ireland to heed it? or when had common sense much influence with
+my poor dear Irish?&nbsp; Mr. Perceval does not know the Irish;
+but I know them, and I know that at every rash and mad hazard
+they will break the Union, revenge their wounded pride and their
+insulted religion, and fling themselves into the open arms of
+France, sure of dying in the embrace.&nbsp; And now, what means
+have you of guarding against this coming evil, upon which the
+future happiness or misery of every Englishman depends?&nbsp;
+Have you a single ally in the whole world?&nbsp; Is there a
+vulnerable point in the French empire where the astonishing
+resources of that people can be attracted and employed?&nbsp;
+Have you a ministry wise enough to comprehend the danger, manly
+enough to believe unpleasant intelligence, honest enough to state
+their apprehensions at the peril of their places?&nbsp; Is there
+anywhere the slightest disposition to join any measure of love,
+or conciliation, or hope, with that dreadful bill which the
+distractions of Ireland have rendered necessary?&nbsp; At the
+very moment that the last Monarchy in Europe has fallen, are we
+not governed by a man of pleasantry, and a man of theology?&nbsp;
+In the six hundredth year of our empire over Ireland, have we any
+memorial of ancient kindness to refer to? any people, any zeal,
+any country on which we can depend?&nbsp; Have we any hope, but
+in the winds of heaven and the tides of the sea? any prayer to
+prefer to the Irish, but that they should forget and forgive
+their oppressors, who, in the very moment that they are calling
+upon them for their exertions, solemnly assure them that the
+oppression shall still remain?</p>
+<p>Abraham, farewell!&nbsp; If I have tired you, remember how
+often you have tired me and others.&nbsp; I do not think we
+really differ in politics so much as you suppose; or at least, if
+we do, that difference is in the means, and not in the end.&nbsp;
+We both love the Constitution, respect the King, and abhor the
+French.&nbsp; But though you love the Constitution, you would
+perpetuate the abuses which have been engrafted upon it; though
+you respect the King, you would confirm his scruples against the
+Catholics; though you abhor the French, you would open to them
+the conquest of Ireland.&nbsp; My method of respecting my
+sovereign is by protecting his honour, his empire, and his
+lasting happiness; I evince my love of the Constitution by making
+it the guardian of all men&rsquo;s rights and the source of their
+freedom; and I prove my abhorrence of the French, by uniting
+against them the disciples of every church in the only remaining
+nation in Europe.&nbsp; As for the men of whom I have been
+compelled in this age of mediocrity to say so much, they cannot
+of themselves be worth a moment&rsquo;s consideration, to you, to
+me, or to anybody.&nbsp; In a year after their death they will be
+forgotten as completely as if they had never been; and are now of
+no further importance than as they are the mere vehicles of
+carrying into effect the common-place and mischievous prejudices
+of the times in which they live.</p>
+<h3>LETTER VI.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Abraham</span>,&mdash;What amuses me
+the most is to hear of the <i>indulgences</i> which the Catholics
+have received, and their exorbitance in not being satisfied with
+those indulgences: now if you complain to me that a man is
+obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is
+impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the
+whole of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from
+him so much in the first instance that, in spite of a long series
+of restitution, a vast latitude for petition may still remain
+behind.</p>
+<p>There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants,
+on one day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the
+common expense: by an extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord
+Hawkesbury would call the wisdom of the village ancestors, the
+inhabitants of three of the streets, about a hundred years ago,
+seized upon the inhabitants of the fourth street, bound them hand
+and foot, laid them upon their backs, and compelled them to look
+on while the rest were stuffing themselves with beef and beer;
+the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted street, though
+they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were treated
+precisely in the same manner.&nbsp; The tyranny grew into a
+custom; and, as the manner of our nature is, it was considered as
+the most sacred of all duties to keep these poor fellows without
+their annual dinner.&nbsp; The village was so tenacious of this
+practice, that nothing could induce them to resign it; every
+enemy to it was looked upon as a disbeliever in Divine
+Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who wished to succeed
+in his election had nothing to do but to represent his antagonist
+as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition, endanger
+his life, and throw the village into a state of the most dreadful
+commotion.&nbsp; By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew
+to be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that
+their oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to
+be just.&nbsp; At the next dinner they are unbound, the year
+after allowed to sit upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of
+water; till at last, after a long series of concessions, they are
+emboldened to ask, in pretty plain terms, that they may be
+allowed to sit down at the bottom of the table, and to fill their
+bellies as well as the rest.&nbsp; Forthwith a general cry of
+shame and scandal: &ldquo;Ten years ago, were you not laid upon
+your backs?&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you remember what a great thing you
+thought it to get a piece of bread?&nbsp; How thankful you were
+for cheese parings?&nbsp; Have you forgotten that memorable era,
+when the lord of the manor interfered to obtain for you a slice
+of the public pudding?&nbsp; And now, with an audacity only
+equalled by your ingratitude, you have the impudence to ask for
+knives and forks, and to request, in terms too plain to be
+mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest, and be
+indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half a
+dozen dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has
+been thrown open to you in the utmost profusion; you have
+potatoes, and carrots, suet dumplings, sops in the pan, and
+delicious toast and water in incredible quantities.&nbsp; Beef,
+mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are ours; and if you were not the
+most restless and dissatisfied of human beings, you would never
+think of aspiring to enjoy them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very
+insult which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics?&nbsp;
+You are surprised that men who have tasted of partial justice
+should ask for perfect justice; that he who has been robbed of
+coat and cloak will not be contented with the restitution of one
+of his garments.&nbsp; He would be a very lazy blockhead if he
+were content, and I (who, though an inhabitant of the village,
+have preserved, thank God, some sense of justice) most earnestly
+counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere in their just
+demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share of a
+dinner for which they pay as much as the others; and if they see
+a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of their
+opponents, let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to pull
+out all the pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has
+filched from the public feast, to carry home to his wife and
+children.</p>
+<p>You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this
+country to the Irish before the Union.&nbsp; I deny that any
+voluntary concession was ever made by England to Ireland.&nbsp;
+What did Ireland ever ask that was granted?&nbsp; What did she
+ever demand that was not refused?&nbsp; How did she get her
+Mutiny Bill&mdash;a limited Parliament&mdash;a repeal of
+Poyning&rsquo;s Law&mdash;a constitution?&nbsp; Not by the
+concessions of England, but by her fears.&nbsp; When Ireland
+asked for all these things upon her knees, her petitions were
+rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she demanded them
+with the voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted with every
+mark of consternation and dismay.&nbsp; Ask of Lord Auckland the
+fatal consequences of trifling with such a people as the
+Irish.&nbsp; He himself was the organ of these refusals.&nbsp; As
+secretary to the Lord Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny
+of this country passed through his hands.&nbsp; Ask him if he
+remembers the consequences.&nbsp; Ask him if he has forgotten
+that memorable evening when he came down booted and mantled to
+the House of Commons, when he told the House he was about to set
+off for Ireland that night, and declared before God, if he did
+not carry with him a compliance with all their demands, Ireland
+was for ever lost to this country.&nbsp; The present generation
+have forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and I know,
+hasty and undignified as the submission of England then was, that
+Lord Auckland was right, that the delay of a single day might
+very probably have separated the two peoples for ever.&nbsp; The
+terms submission and fear are galling terms when applied from the
+lesser nation to the greater; but it is the plain historical
+truth, it is the natural consequence of injustice, it is the
+predicament in which every country places itself which leaves
+such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side.&nbsp; No empire
+is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength of
+China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep.&nbsp; By refusing them justice now when you
+are strong enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you
+will act over again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean
+and precipitate submission which disgraced you before America,
+and before the volunteers of Ireland.&nbsp; We shall live to hear
+the Hampstead Protestant pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics
+upon holy water, and paying such fulsome compliments to the
+thumbs and offals of departed saints, that parties will change
+sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam Whitbread take a spell
+at No Popery.&nbsp; The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike employed in
+teaching his country justice when Ireland was weak, and dignity
+when Ireland was strong.&nbsp; We are fast pacing round the same
+miserable circle of ruin and imbecility.&nbsp; Alas! where is our
+guide?</p>
+<p>You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it
+would be better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the
+sea; that the Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and
+barbarians.&nbsp; How often have I heard these sentiments fall
+from the plump and thoughtless squire, and from the thriving
+English shopkeeper, who has never felt the rod of an Orange
+master upon his back.&nbsp; Ireland a millstone about your
+neck!&nbsp; Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand?&nbsp; I
+agree with you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now is,
+it would be a vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea
+were to rise and engulf her to-morrow.&nbsp; At this moment,
+opposed as we are to all the world, the annihilation of one of
+the most fertile islands on the face of the globe, containing
+five millions of human creatures, would be one of the most solid
+advantages which could happen to this country.&nbsp; I doubt very
+much, in spite of all the just abuse which has been lavished upon
+Bonaparte, whether there is any one of his conquered countries
+the blotting out of which would be as beneficial to him as the
+destruction of Ireland would be to us: of countries I speak
+differing in language from the French, little habituated to their
+intercourse, and inflamed with all the resentments of a
+recently-conquered people.&nbsp; Why will you attribute the
+turbulence of our people to any cause but the right&mdash;to any
+cause but your own scandalous oppression?&nbsp; If you tie your
+horse up to a gate, and beat him cruelly, is he vicious because
+he kicks you?&nbsp; If you have plagued and worried a mastiff dog
+for years, is he mad because he flies at you whenever he sees
+you?&nbsp; Hatred is an active, troublesome passion.&nbsp; Depend
+upon it, whole nations have always some reason for their
+hatred.&nbsp; Before you refer the turbulence of the Irish to
+incurable defects in their character, tell me if you have treated
+them as friends and equals?&nbsp; Have you protected their
+commerce?&nbsp; Have you respected their religion?&nbsp; Have you
+been as anxious for their freedom as your own?&nbsp; Nothing of
+all this.&nbsp; What then?&nbsp; Why you have confiscated the
+territorial surface of the country twice over: you have massacred
+and exported her inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of
+them of every civil privilege: you have at every period made her
+commerce and manufactures slavishly subordinate to your own: and
+yet the hatred which the Irish bear to you is the result of an
+original turbulence of character, and of a primitive, obdurate
+wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation.&nbsp; The
+embroidered inanities and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning
+are really not powerful enough to make me believe this; nor is
+there any authority on earth (always excepting the Dean of Christ
+Church) which could make it credible to me.&nbsp; I am sick of
+Mr. Canning.&nbsp; There is not a &ldquo;ha&rsquo;porth of bread
+to all this sugar and sack.&rdquo;&nbsp; I love not the
+cretaceous and incredible countenance of his colleague.&nbsp; The
+only opinion in which I agree with these two gentlemen is that
+which they entertain of each other.&nbsp; I am sure that the
+insolence of Mr. Pitt, and the unbalanced accounts of Melville,
+were far better than the perils of this new ignorance:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>Nonne fuit sati&ugrave;s, ristes Amaryllidis
+iras<br />
+Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?<br />
+Quamvis ille <i>niger</i>?</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles
+of the Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is
+resolved upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet.&nbsp;
+After the expedition sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit,
+containing no article, public or private, alluding to
+Ireland.&nbsp; The state of the world, you tell me, justified us
+in doing this.&nbsp; Just God! do we think only of the state of
+the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder,
+and for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world when we
+are called upon to be wise, and good, and just?&nbsp; Does the
+state of the world never remind us that we have four millions of
+subjects whose injuries we ought to atone for, and whose
+affections we ought to conciliate?&nbsp; Does the state of the
+world never warn us to lay aside our infernal bigotry, and to arm
+every man who acknowledges a God, and can grasp a sword?&nbsp;
+Did it never occur to this administration that they might
+virtuously get hold of a force ten times greater than the force
+of the Danish fleet?&nbsp; Was there no other way of protecting
+Ireland but by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and by
+making the earth a den of robbers?&nbsp; See what the men whom
+you have supplanted would have done.&nbsp; They would have
+rendered the invasion of Ireland impossible, by restoring to the
+Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have acted in such a
+manner that the French would neither have wished for invasion nor
+dared to attempt it: they would have increased the permanent
+strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied.&nbsp; Nothing of this kind your friends have done,
+because they are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind;
+because, to tolerate all religions, and to equalise civil rights
+to all sects, is to oppose some of the worst passions of our
+nature&mdash;to plunder and to oppress is to gratify them
+all.&nbsp; They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for ever
+blasted the fame of England to obtain them.&nbsp; Were the fleets
+of Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by larceny?&nbsp; You
+resisted the power of 150 sail of the line by sheer courage, and
+violated every principle of morals from the dread of fifteen
+hulks, while the expedition itself cost you three times more than
+the value of the larcenous matter brought away.&nbsp; The French
+trample on the laws of God and man, not for old cordage, but for
+kingdoms, and always take care to be well paid for their
+crimes.&nbsp; We contrive, under the present administration, to
+unite moral with intellectual deficiency, and to grow weaker and
+worse by the same action.&nbsp; If they had any evidence of the
+intended hostility of the Danes, why was it not produced?&nbsp;
+Why have the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an
+indignation against this country beyond the reach of all
+subsequent information?&nbsp; Are these times, do you imagine,
+when we can trifle with a year of universal hatred, dally with
+the curses of Europe, and then regain a lost character at
+pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations of the Foreign
+Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary
+Rose?&nbsp; Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers
+as these that the dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal
+the dexterity of French knaves; it is not in their presence that
+the serpent of Moses will ever swallow up the serpents of the
+magician.</p>
+<p>Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the
+Catholics from fear.&nbsp; What! not even justice?&nbsp; Why
+not?&nbsp; There are four millions of disaffected people within
+twenty miles of your own coast.&nbsp; I fairly confess that the
+dread which I have of their physical power is with me a very
+strong motive for listening to their claims.&nbsp; To talk of not
+acting from fear, is mere parliamentary cant.&nbsp; From what
+motive but fear, I should be glad to know, have all the
+improvements in our constitution proceeded?&nbsp; I question if
+any justice has ever been done to large masses of mankind from
+any other motive.&nbsp; By what other motives can the plunderers
+of the Baltic suppose nations to be governed in their intercourse
+<i>with each other</i>?&nbsp; If I say, Give this people what
+they ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten people
+to listen to me?&nbsp; Would not the lesser of the two Jenkinsons
+be the first to treat me with contempt?&nbsp; The only true way
+to make the mass of mankind see the beauty of justice is by
+showing to them, in pretty plain terms, the consequences of
+injustice.&nbsp; If any body of French troops land in Ireland,
+the whole population of that country will rise against you to a
+man, and you could not possibly survive such an event three
+years.&nbsp; Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I believe to be
+the present state of that country; and so far does it appear to
+me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to concede anything to
+such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their
+present just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal
+of the said Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty&rsquo;s councils, I
+think, whatever might be the effect upon the destinies of Europe,
+and however it might retard our own individual destruction, that
+the prayer of the petition should be instantly complied
+with.&nbsp; Canning&rsquo;s crocodile tears should not move me;
+the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him.&nbsp; I
+would tear him from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge
+him in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of all his Cinque
+Ports.</p>
+<h3>LETTER VII.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Abraham</span>,&mdash;In the
+correspondence which is passing between us, you are perpetually
+alluding to the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to the dangers
+of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the
+discretion and sound sense of this gentleman.&nbsp; I can only
+say, that I have listened to him long and often with the greatest
+attention; I have used every exertion in my power to take a fair
+measure of him, and it appears to me impossible to hear him upon
+any arduous topic without perceiving that he is eminently
+deficient in those solid and serious qualities upon which, and
+upon which alone, the confidence of a great country can properly
+repose.&nbsp; He sweats and labours, and works for sense, and Mr.
+Ellis seems always to think it is coming, but it does not come;
+the machine can&rsquo;t draw up what is not to be found in the
+spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting,
+paragraph-writing man, and that he will remain to his dying
+day.&nbsp; When he is jocular he is strong, when he is serious he
+is like Samson in a wig; any ordinary person is a match for him:
+a song, an ironical letter, a burlesque ode, an attack in the
+newspaper upon Nicoll&rsquo;s eye, a smart speech of twenty
+minutes, full of gross misrepresentations and clever turns,
+excellent language, a spirited manner, lucky quotation, success
+in provoking dull men, some half information picked up in Pall
+Mall in the morning; these are your friend&rsquo;s natural
+weapons; all these things he can do: here I allow him to be truly
+great; nay, I will be just, and go still further, if he would
+confine himself to these things, and consider the <i>facete</i>
+and the playful to be the basis of his character, he would, for
+that species of man, be universally regarded as a person of a
+very good understanding; call him a legislator, a reasoner, and
+the conductor of the affairs of a great nation, and it seems to
+me as absurd as if a butterfly were to teach bees to make
+honey.&nbsp; That he is an extraordinary writer of small poetry,
+and a diner out of the highest lustre, I do most readily
+admit.&nbsp; After George Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has
+been no such man for this half-century.&nbsp; The Foreign
+Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as well as a highly
+agreeable man in private life; but you may as well feed me with
+decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of Ireland by the
+resources of his <i>sense</i> and his <i>discretion</i>.&nbsp; It
+is only the public situation which this gentleman holds which
+entitles me or induces me to say so much about him.&nbsp; He is a
+fly in amber, nobody cares about the fly; the only question is,
+How the devil did it get there?&nbsp; Nor do I attack him for the
+love of glory, but from the love of utility, as a burgomaster
+hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke, for fear it should flood a
+province.</p>
+<p>The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics.&nbsp; As for me, I shall go straight forward to my
+object, and state what I have no manner of doubt, from an
+intimate knowledge of Ireland, to be the plain truth.&nbsp; Of
+the great Roman Catholic proprietors, and of the Catholic
+prelates, there may be a few, and but a few, who would follow the
+fortunes of England at all events: there is another set of men
+who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too much property
+and too much character to lose, not to wait for some very
+favourable event before they show themselves; but the great mass
+of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of a French
+force in that country, would rise upon you to a man.&nbsp; It is
+the most mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth.&nbsp; There
+is no loyalty among the Catholics: they detest you as their worst
+oppressors, and they will continue to detest you till you remove
+the cause of their hatred.&nbsp; It is in your power in six
+months&rsquo; time to produce a total revolution of opinions
+among this people; and in some future letter I will show you that
+this is clearly the case.&nbsp; At present, see what a dreadful
+in state Ireland is in.&nbsp; The common toast among the low
+Irish is, the feast of the <i>passover</i>.&nbsp; Some allusion
+to <i>Bonaparte</i>, in a play lately acted at Dublin, produced
+thunders of applause from the pit and the galleries; and a
+politician should not be inattentive to the public feelings
+expressed in theatres.&nbsp; Mr. Perceval thinks he has disarmed
+the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has resigned
+a shilling of his own public emoluments.&nbsp; An Irish peasant
+fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up
+the lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to
+ransack his cottage at pleasure.&nbsp; Be just and kind to the
+Irish, and you will indeed disarm them; rescue them from the
+degraded servitude in which they are held by a handful of their
+own countrymen, and you will add four millions of brave and
+affectionate men to your strength.&nbsp; Nightly visits,
+Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a knife
+and fork, the odious vigour of the <i>evangelical</i>
+Perceval&mdash;acts of Parliament, drawn up by some English
+attorney, to save you from the hatred of four millions of
+people&mdash;the guarding yourselves from universal disaffection
+by a police; a confidence in the little cunning of Bow Street,
+when you might rest your security upon the eternal basis of the
+best feelings: this is the meanness and madness to which nations
+are reduced when they lose sight of the first elements of
+justice, without which a country can be no more secure than it
+can be healthy without air.&nbsp; I sicken at such policy and
+such men.&nbsp; The fact is, the Ministers know nothing about the
+present state of Ireland; Mr. Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord
+Castlereagh a few general officers, who take care, of course, to
+report what is pleasant rather than what is true.&nbsp; As for
+the joyous and lepid consul, he jokes upon neutral flags and
+frauds, jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes upon northern and western
+and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble upon any subject;
+nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of the slightest
+use.&nbsp; Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the
+state of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and
+is the</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<i>Bourn</i> from whom no traveller
+returns.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I
+<i>believe</i>, blown over.&nbsp; You have so strong an army in
+Ireland, and the Irish are become so much more cunning from the
+last insurrection, that you may perhaps be tolerably secure just
+at present from that evil: but are you secure from the efforts
+which the French may make to throw a body of troops into Ireland?
+and do you consider that event to be difficult and
+improbable?&nbsp; From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you
+have above three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve
+or fourteen harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient
+force for the powerful invasion of Ireland.&nbsp; The nearest of
+these harbours is not two days&rsquo; sail from the southern
+coast of Ireland, with a fair leading wind; and the furthest not
+ten.&nbsp; Five ships of the line, for so very short a passage,
+might carry five or six thousand troops with cannon and
+ammunition; and Ireland presents to their attack a southern coast
+of more than 500 miles, abounding in deep bays, admirable
+harbours, and disaffected inhabitants.&nbsp; Your blockading
+ships may be forced to come home for provisions and repairs, or
+they may be blown off in a gale of wind and compelled to bear
+away for their own coast; and you will observe that the very same
+wind which locks you up in the British Channel, when you are got
+there, is evidently favourable for the invasion of Ireland.&nbsp;
+And yet this is called Government, and the people huzza Mr.
+Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after day to
+such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a
+risk.&nbsp; The British empire at this moment is in the state of
+a peach-blossom&mdash;if the wind blows gently from one quarter,
+it survives; if furiously from the other, it perishes.&nbsp; A
+stiff breeze may set in from the north, the Rochefort squadron
+will be taken, and the Minister will be the most holy of men: if
+it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we curse
+ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval&rsquo;s head.&nbsp; Such
+a state of political existence is scarcely credible: it is the
+action of a mad young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping
+down the crater of Mount &AElig;tna, not the conduct of a wise
+and sober people deciding upon their best and dearest interests:
+and in the name, the much-injured name, of heaven, what is it all
+for that we expose ourselves to these dangers?&nbsp; Is it that
+we may sell more muslin?&nbsp; Is it that we may acquire more
+territory?&nbsp; Is it that we may strengthen what we have
+already acquired?&nbsp; No; nothing of all this; but that one set
+of Irishmen may torture another set of Irishmen&mdash;that Sir
+Phelim O&rsquo;Callaghan may continue to whip Sir Toby
+M&rsquo;Tackle, his next door neighbour, and continue to ravish
+his Catholic daughters; and these are the measures which the
+honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this is the
+Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte.&nbsp; Pompey was killed by a
+slave, Goliath smitten by a stripling, Pyrrhus died by the hand
+of a woman; tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed
+Minerva leaps forth in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge
+of God, a pleasant man is come out against thee, and thou shalt
+be laid low by a joker of jokes, and he shall talk his pleasant
+talk against thee, and thou shalt be no more!</p>
+<p>You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast,
+Bonaparte has neither ships nor sailors: but this is a
+mistake.&nbsp; He has not ships and sailors to contest the empire
+of the seas with Great Britain, but there remains quite
+sufficient of the navies of France, Spain, Holland, and Denmark,
+for these short excursions and invasions.&nbsp; Do you think,
+too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year?&nbsp; Do
+you suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure
+for him any quantity of naval stores he may want?&nbsp; The mere
+machine, the empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as
+you can; and though he may not find enough of practised sailors
+to man large fighting-fleets&mdash;it is not possible to conceive
+that he can want sailors for such sort of purposes as I have
+stated.&nbsp; He is at present the despotic monarch of above
+twenty thousand miles of sea-coast, and yet you suppose he cannot
+procure sailors for the invasion of Ireland.&nbsp; Believe, if
+you please, that such a fleet met at sea by any number of our
+ships at all comparable to them in point of force, would be
+immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon their power
+of resistance, only upon their power of escaping
+unobserved.&nbsp; If experience has taught us anything, it is the
+impossibility of perpetual blockades.&nbsp; The instances are
+innumerable, during the course of this war, where whole fleets
+have sailed in and out of harbour, in spite of every vigilance
+used to prevent it.&nbsp; I shall only mention those cases where
+Ireland is concerned.&nbsp; In December, 1796, seven ships of the
+line, and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest, without
+having seen an English ship in their passage.&nbsp; It blew a
+storm when they were off shore, and therefore England still
+continues to be an independent kingdom.&nbsp; You will observe
+that at the very time the French fleet sailed out of Brest
+Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising off there with a powerful
+squadron, and still, from the particular circumstances of the
+weather, found it impossible to prevent the French from coming
+out.&nbsp; During the time that Admiral Colpoys was cruising off
+Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line, passed him,
+and got safe into the harbour.&nbsp; At the very moment when the
+French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his
+fleet was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for
+several days could not stir to the assistance of Ireland.&nbsp;
+Admiral Colpoys, totally unable to find the French fleet, came
+home.&nbsp; Lord Bridport, at the change of the wind, cruised for
+them in vain, and they got safe back to Brest, without having
+seen a single one of those floating bulwarks, the possession of
+which we believe will enable us with impunity to set justice and
+common sense at defiance.</p>
+<p>Such is the miserable and precarious state of an anemocracy,
+of a people who put their trust in hurricanes, and are governed
+by wind.&nbsp; In August, 1798, three forty-gun frigates landed
+1,100 men under Humbert, making the passage from Rochelle to
+Killala without seeing any English ship.&nbsp; In October of the
+same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay with
+2,000 troops; and though they did not land their troops, they
+returned to France in safety.&nbsp; In the same month, a
+line-of-battle ship, eight stout frigates, and a brig, all full
+of troops and stores, reached the coast of Ireland, and were
+fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed, after an obstinate
+engagement, by Sir John Warren.</p>
+<p>If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous
+experiments, did make good its landing, take with you, if you
+please, this <i>pr&egrave;cis</i> of its exploits: eleven hundred
+men, commanded by a soldier raised from the ranks, put to rout a
+select army of 6,000 men, commanded by General Lake, seized their
+ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced 150 miles into a
+country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and at last
+surrendered to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely and
+cautiously advancing at the head of all his chivalry and of an
+immense army to oppose him.&nbsp; You must excuse these details
+about Ireland, but it appears to me to be of all other subjects
+the most important.&nbsp; If we conciliate Ireland, we can do
+nothing amiss; if we do not, we can do nothing well.&nbsp; If
+Ireland was friendly, we might equally set at defiance the
+talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his rival, Mr. Canning;
+we could then support the ruinous and silly bustle of our useless
+expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our
+commercial orders in council.&nbsp; Let the present
+administration give up but this one point, and there is nothing
+which I would not consent to grant them.&nbsp; Mr. Perceval shall
+have full liberty to insult the tomb of Mr. Fox, and to torment
+every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain; Lord Camden shall have
+large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive permission to prefix to
+his name the appellative of virtuous; and to the Viscount
+Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well and truly
+paid into his hand.&nbsp; Lastly, what remains to Mr. George
+Canning, but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a
+white horse, and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be
+done to the statesman who hath written &ldquo;The Needy
+Knife-Grinder,&rdquo; and the German play?&nbsp; Adieu only for
+the present; you shall soon hear from me again; it is a subject
+upon which I cannot long be silent.</p>
+<h2>LETTER VIII.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nothing</span> can be more erroneous than
+to suppose that Ireland is not bigger than the Isle of Wight, or
+of more consequence than Guernsey or Jersey; and yet I am almost
+inclined to believe, from the general supineness which prevails
+here respecting the dangerous state of that country, that such is
+the rank which it holds in our statistical tables.&nbsp; I have
+been writing to you a great deal about Ireland, and perhaps it
+may be of some use to state to you concisely the nature and
+resources of the country which has been the subject of our long
+and strange correspondence.&nbsp; There were returned, as I have
+before observed, to the hearth tax in 1791, 701,102 houses, which
+Mr. Newenham shows from unquestionable documents to be nearly
+80,000 below the real number of houses in that country.&nbsp;
+There are 27,457 square English miles in Ireland, and more than
+five millions of people.</p>
+<p>By the last survey it appears that the inhabited houses in
+England and Wales amount to 1,574,902, and the population to
+9,343,578, which gives an average of 5.875 to each house, in a
+country where the density of population is certainly less
+considerable than in Ireland.&nbsp; It is commonly supposed that
+two-fifths of the army and navy are Irishmen, at periods when
+political disaffection does not avert the Catholics from the
+service.&nbsp; The current value of Irish exports in 1807 was
+&pound;9,314,854 17s. 7d.; a state of commerce about equal to the
+commerce of England in the middle of the reign of George
+II.&nbsp; The tonnage of ships entered inward and cleared outward
+in the trade of Ireland, in 1807, amounted to 1,567,430
+tons.&nbsp; The quantity of home spirits exported amounted to
+10,284 gallons in 1796, and to 930,800 gallons in 1804.&nbsp; Of
+the exports which I have stated, provisions amounted to four
+millions, and linen to about four millions and a half.&nbsp;
+There was exported from Ireland, upon an average of two years
+ending in January, 1804, 591,274 barrels of barley, oats, and
+wheat; and by weight 910,848 cwts. of flour, oatmeal, barley,
+oats, and wheat.&nbsp; The amount of butter exported in 1804,
+from Ireland, was worth, in money, &pound;1,704,680
+sterling.&nbsp; The importation of ale and beer, from the immense
+manufactures now carrying on of these articles, was diminished to
+3,209 barrels, in the year 1804, from 111,920 barrels, which was
+the average importation per annum, taking from three years ending
+in 1792; and at present there is an export trade of porter.&nbsp;
+On an average of three years, ending March, 1783, there were
+imported into Ireland, of cotton wool, 3,326 cwts., of cotton
+yarn, 5,405 lbs.; but on an average of three years, ending
+January, 1803, there were imported, of the first article, 13,159
+cwts., and of the latter, 628,406 lbs.&nbsp; It is impossible to
+conceive any manufacture more flourishing.&nbsp; The export of
+linen has increased in Ireland from 17,776,862 yards, the average
+in 1770, to 43,534,971 yards, the amount in 1805.&nbsp; The
+tillage of Ireland has more than trebled within the last
+twenty-one years.&nbsp; The importation of coals has increased
+from 230,000 tons in 1783, to 417,030 in 1804; of tobacco, from
+3,459,861 lbs. in 1783, to 6,611,543 in 1804; of tea, from
+1,703,855 lbs. in 1783, to 3,358,256 in 1804; of sugar, from
+143,117 cwts. in 1782, to 309,076 in 1804.&nbsp; Ireland now
+supports a funded debt of above 64 millions, and it is computed
+that more than three millions&rsquo; of money are annually
+remitted to Irish absentees resident in this country.&nbsp; In
+Mr. Foster&rsquo;s report, of 100 folio pages, presented to the
+House of Commons in the year 1806, the total expenditure of
+Ireland is stated at &pound;9,760,013.&nbsp; Ireland has
+increased about two-thirds in its population within twenty-five
+years, and yet, and in about the same space of time, its exports
+of beef, bullocks, cows, pork, swine, butter, wheat, barley, and
+oats, collectively taken, have doubled; and this, in spite of two
+years&rsquo; famine, and the presence of an immense army, that is
+always at hand to guard the most valuable appanage of our empire
+from joining our most inveterate enemies.&nbsp; Ireland has the
+greatest possible facilities for carrying on commerce with the
+whole of Europe.&nbsp; It contains, within a circuit of 750
+miles, 66 secure harbours, and presents a western frontier
+against Great Britain, reaching from the Firth of Clyde north to
+the Bristol Channel south, and varying in distance from 20 to 100
+miles; so that the subjugation of Ireland would compel us to
+guard with ships and soldiers a new line of coast, certainly
+amounting, with all its sinuosities, to more than 700
+miles&mdash;an addition of polemics, in our present state of
+hostility with all the world, which must highly gratify the
+vigorists, and give them an ample opportunity of displaying that
+foolish energy upon which their claims to distinction are
+founded.&nbsp; Such is the country which the Right Reverend the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer would drive into the arms of France,
+and for the conciliation of which we are requested to wait, as if
+it were one of those sinecure places which were given to Mr.
+Perceval snarling at the breast, and which cannot be abolished
+till his decease.</p>
+<p>How sincerely and fervently have I often wished that the
+Emperor of the French had thought as Mr. Spencer Perceval does
+upon the subject of government; that he had entertained doubts
+and scruples upon the propriety of admitting the Protestants to
+an equality of rights with the Catholics, and that he had left in
+the middle of his empire these vigorous seeds of hatred and
+disaffection!&nbsp; But the world was never yet conquered by a
+blockhead.&nbsp; One of the very first measures we saw him
+recurring to was the complete establishment of religious liberty:
+if his subjects fought and paid as he pleased, he allowed them to
+believe as they pleased: the moment I saw this, my best hopes
+were lost.&nbsp; I perceived in a moment the kind of man we had
+to do with.&nbsp; I was well aware of the miserable ignorance and
+folly of this country upon the subject of toleration; and every
+year has been adding to the success of that game, which it was
+clear he had the will and the ability to play against us.</p>
+<p>You say Bonaparte is not in earnest upon the subject of
+religion, and that this is the cause of his tolerant spirit; but
+is it possible you can intend to give us such dreadful and
+unamiable notions of religion.&nbsp; Are we to understand that
+the moment a man is sincere he is narrow-minded; that persecution
+is the child of belief; and that a desire to leave all men in the
+quiet and unpunished exercise of their own creed can only exist
+in the mind of an infidel?&nbsp; Thank God! I know many men whose
+principles are as firm as they are expanded, who cling
+tenaciously to their own modification of the Christian faith,
+without the slightest disposition to force that modification upon
+other people.&nbsp; If Bonaparte is liberal in subjects of
+religion because he has no religion, is this a reason why we
+should be illiberal because we are Christians?&nbsp; If he owes
+this excellent quality to a vice, is that any reason why we may
+not owe it to a virtue?&nbsp; Toleration is a great good, and a
+good to be imitated, let it come from whom it will.&nbsp; If a
+sceptic is tolerant, it only shows that he is not foolish in
+practice as well as erroneous in theory.&nbsp; If a religious man
+is tolerant, it evinces that he is religious from thought and
+inquiry, because he exhibits in his conduct one of the most
+beautiful and important consequences of a religious mind&mdash;an
+inviolable charity to all the honest varieties of human
+opinion.</p>
+<p>Lord Sidmouth, and all the anti-Catholic people, little
+foresee that they will hereafter be the sport of the antiquary;
+that their prophecies of ruin and destruction from Catholic
+emancipation will be clapped into the notes of some quaint
+history, and be matter of pleasantry even to the sedulous
+housewife and the rural dean.&nbsp; There is always a copious
+supply of Lord Sidmouths in the world; nor is there one single
+source of human happiness against which they have not uttered the
+most lugubrious predictions.&nbsp; Turnpike roads, navigable
+canals, inoculation, hops, tobacco, the Reformation, the
+Revolution&mdash;there are always a set of worthy and
+moderately-gifted men, who bawl out death and ruin upon every
+valuable change which the varying aspect of human affairs
+absolutely and imperiously requires.&nbsp; I have often thought
+that it would be extremely useful to make a collection of the
+hatred and abuse that all those changes have experienced, which
+are now admitted to be marked improvements in our
+condition.&nbsp; Such a history might make folly a little more
+modest, and suspicious of its own decisions.</p>
+<p>Ireland, you say, since the Union is to be considered as a
+part of the whole kingdom; and therefore, however Catholics may
+predominate in that particular spot, yet, taking the whole empire
+together, they are to be considered as a much more insignificant
+quota of the population.&nbsp; Consider them in what light you
+please, as part of the whole, or by themselves, or in what manner
+may be most consentaneous to the devices of your holy
+mind&mdash;I say in a very few words, if you do not relieve these
+people from the civil incapacities to which they are exposed, you
+will lose them; or you must employ great strength and much
+treasure in watching over them.&nbsp; In the present state of the
+world you can afford to do neither the one nor the other.&nbsp;
+Having stated this, I shall leave you to be ruined, Puffendorf in
+hand (as Mr. Secretary Canning says), and to lose Ireland, just
+as you have found out what proportion the aggrieved people should
+bear to the whole population before their calamities meet with
+redress.&nbsp; As for your parallel cases, I am no more afraid of
+deciding upon them than I am upon their prototype.&nbsp; If ever
+any one heresy should so far spread itself over the principality
+of Wales that the Established Church were left in a minority of
+one to four; if you had subjected these heretics to very severe
+civil privations; if the consequence of such privations were a
+universal state of disaffection among that caseous and wrathful
+people; and if at the same time you were at war with all the
+world, how can you doubt for a moment that I would instantly
+restore them to a state of the most complete civil liberty?&nbsp;
+What matters it under what name you put the same case?&nbsp;
+Common sense is not changed by appellations.&nbsp; I have said
+how I would act to Ireland, and I would act so to all the
+world.</p>
+<p>I admit that, to a certain degree, the Government will lose
+the affections of the Orangemen by emancipating the Catholics;
+much less, however, at present, than three years past.&nbsp; The
+few men, who have ill-treated the whole crew, live in constant
+terror that the oppressed people will rise upon them and carry
+the ship into Brest:&mdash;they begin to find that it is a very
+tiresome thing to sleep every night with cocked pistols under
+their pillows, and to breakfast, dine, and sup with drawn
+hangers.&nbsp; They suspect that the privilege of beating and
+kicking the rest of the sailors is hardly worth all this anxiety,
+and that if the ship does ever fall into the hands of the
+disaffected, all the cruelties which they have experienced will
+be thoroughly remembered and amply repaid.&nbsp; To a short
+period of disaffection among the Orangemen I confess I should not
+much object: my love of poetical justice does carry me as far as
+that; one summer&rsquo;s whipping, only one: the thumb-screw for
+a short season; a little light easy torturing between Ladyday and
+Michaelmas; a short specimen of Mr. Perceval&rsquo;s
+rigour.&nbsp; I have malice enough to ask this slight atonement
+for the groans and shrieks of the poor Catholics, unheard by any
+human tribunal, but registered by the Angel of God against their
+Protestant and enlightened oppressors.</p>
+<p>Besides, if you who count ten so often can count five, you
+must perceive that it is better to have four friends and one
+enemy than four enemies and one friend; and the more violent the
+hatred of the Orangemen, the more certain the reconciliation of
+the Catholics.&nbsp; The disaffection of the Orangemen will be
+the Irish rainbow: when I see it I shall be sure that the storm
+is over.</p>
+<p>If these incapacities, from which the Catholics ask to be
+relieved, were to the mass of them only a mere feeling of pride,
+and if the question were respecting the attainment of privileges
+which could be of importance only to the highest of the sect, I
+should still say that the pride of the mass was very naturally
+wounded by the degradation of their superiors.&nbsp; Indignity to
+George Rose would be felt by the smallest nummary gentleman in
+the king&rsquo;s employ; and Mr. John Bannister could not be
+indifferent to anything which happened to Mr. Canning.&nbsp; But
+the truth is, it is a most egregious mistake to suppose that the
+Catholics are contending merely for the fringes and feathers of
+their chiefs.&nbsp; I will give you a list in my next Letter of
+those privations which are represented to be of no consequence to
+anybody but Lord Fingal, and some twenty or thirty of the
+principal persons of their sect.&nbsp; In the meantime, adieu,
+and be wise.</p>
+<h3>LETTER IX.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Abraham</span>,&mdash;No Catholic can
+be chief Governor or Governor of this kingdom, Chancellor or
+Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer, Chief of any of
+the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Puisne Judge,
+Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary of State,
+Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy, Teller or
+Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Custos
+Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor&rsquo;s Secretary, Privy
+Councillor, King&rsquo;s Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney,
+Solicitor-General, Master in Chancery, Provost or Fellow of
+Trinity College, Dublin, Postmaster-General, Master and
+Lieutenant-General of Ordnance, Commander-in-Chief, General on
+the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor, Bailiff, Recorder,
+Burgess, or any other officer in a City, or a Corporation.&nbsp;
+No Catholic can be guardian to a Protestant, and no priest
+guardian at all; no Catholic can be a gamekeeper, or have for
+sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores; no Catholic can
+present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in order to
+obtain that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic
+jurors is made higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation
+of the ancient rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who
+shall take an oath prescribed by 13 and 14 George III.&nbsp; Now
+if this is not picking the plums out of the pudding and leaving
+the mere batter to the Catholics, I know not what is.&nbsp; If it
+were merely the Privy Council, it would be (I allow) nothing but
+a point of honour for which the mass of Catholics were
+contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or pall-bearers to
+the country; but surely no man will contend that every barrister
+may not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne Judge;
+and that every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his
+exclusion from borough offices.</p>
+<p>One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer
+in Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and
+Deputy Sheriff.&nbsp; Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can
+conceive the obstacles which this opposes to the fair
+administration of justice.&nbsp; The formation of juries is now
+entirely in the hands of the Protestants; the lives, liberties,
+and properties of the Catholics in the hands of the juries; and
+this is the arrangement for the administration of justice in a
+country where religious prejudices are inflamed to the greatest
+degree of animosity!&nbsp; In this country, if a man be a
+foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and artificial
+flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care half
+the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and
+destroyed according to the manner of that gentleman in the name
+of the Lord, and with all the insulting forms of justice.&nbsp; I
+do not go the length of saying that deliberate and wilful
+injustice is done.&nbsp; I have no doubt that the Orange Deputy
+Sheriff thinks it would be a most unpardonable breach of his duty
+if he did not summon a Protestant panel.&nbsp; I can easily
+believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves very
+conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I
+blame the law which does not guard the Catholic against the
+probable tenor of those feelings which must unconsciously
+influence the judgments of mankind.&nbsp; I detest that state of
+society which extends unequal degrees of protection to different
+creeds and persuasions; and I cannot describe to you the contempt
+I feel for a man who, calling himself a statesman, defends a
+system which fills the heart of every Irishman with treason, and
+makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.</p>
+<p>I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere
+matter of romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of
+Fingal?&nbsp; In a parish where there are four thousand Catholics
+and fifty Protestants, the Protestants may meet together in a
+vestry meeting at which no Catholic has the right to vote, and
+tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per acre, or in the
+pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the church&mdash;and
+how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained?&nbsp; A
+Protestant plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a
+Protestant carpenter is convinced the timbers are not sound; and
+the glazier who hates holy water (as an accoucheur hates
+celibacy, because he gets nothing by it) is employed to put in
+new sashes.</p>
+<p>The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of
+jobbing.&nbsp; They have a power of making a county rate to a
+considerable extent for roads, bridges, and other objects of
+general accommodation.&nbsp; &ldquo;You suffer the road to be
+brought through my park, and I will have the bridge constructed
+in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to your
+house.&nbsp; You do my job, and I will do yours.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+These are the sweet and interesting subjects which occasionally
+occupy Milesian gentlemen while they are attendant upon this
+grand inquest of justice.&nbsp; But there is a religion, it
+seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly gratifying to Mr.
+Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who believes in seven
+sacraments can carry a public road, or bridge, one yard out of
+the direction most beneficial to the public, and that nobody can
+cheat the public who does not expound the Scriptures in the
+purest and most orthodox manner.&nbsp; This will give pleasure to
+Mr. Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these topics I appeal
+to the justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson.&nbsp; I
+ask him if the human mind can experience a more dreadful
+sensation than to see its own jobs refused, and the jobs of
+another religion perpetually succeeding?&nbsp; I ask him his
+opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which dooms a man through
+life to a lean and plunderless integrity.&nbsp; He knows that
+human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint
+a political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug
+expectations and cruel disappointments.&nbsp; These are a few of
+many dreadful inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks
+suffer from the laws by which they are at present
+oppressed.&nbsp; Besides, look at human nature: what is the
+history of all professions?&nbsp; Joel is to be brought up to the
+bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his being
+Chancellor?&nbsp; Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the
+certainty of seeing him in that situation, and of cutting out
+with their own hands his equity habiliments?&nbsp; And I could
+name a certain minister of the Gospel who does not, in the bottom
+of his heart, much differ from these opinions.&nbsp; Do you think
+that the fathers and mothers of the holy Catholic Church are not
+as absurd as Protestant papas and mammas?&nbsp; The probability I
+admit to be, in each particular case, that the sweet little
+blockhead will in fact never get a brief;&mdash;but I will
+venture to say, there is not a parent from the Giant&rsquo;s
+Causeway to Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is
+the unfortunate victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short
+of positive law could prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy
+from rising to the highest honours of the State.&nbsp; So with
+the army and parliament; in fact, few are excluded; but, in
+imagination, all: you keep twenty or thirty Catholics out, and
+you lose the affections of four millions; and, let me tell you,
+that recent circumstances have by no means tended to diminish in
+the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own rank
+which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe
+to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the
+<i>Anti-Jacobin</i>, to managing the affairs of
+Europe&mdash;these are leaps which seem to justify the fondest
+dreams of mothers and of aunts.</p>
+<p>I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are
+exposed amount to such intolerable grievances, that the strength
+and industry of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing
+prosperity of Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary.&nbsp;
+But I repeat again, what I have often stated in the course of our
+correspondence, that your laws against the Catholics are exactly
+in that state in which you have neither the benefits of rigour
+nor of liberality: every law which prevented the Catholic from
+gaining strength and wealth is repealed; every law which can
+irritate remains; if you were determined to insult the Catholics,
+you should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give them
+strength, you should have ceased to insult them&mdash;at present
+your conduct is pure, unadulterated folly.</p>
+<p>Lord Hawkesbury says, &ldquo;We heard nothing about the
+Catholics till we began to mitigate the laws against them; when
+we relieved them in part from this oppression they began to be
+disaffected.&rdquo;&nbsp; This is very true; but it proves just
+what I have said, that you have either done too much or too
+little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so depraved a
+courtier that he would load the Catholics with their ancient
+chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render their
+dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs
+free!</p>
+<p>You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but
+nobody knows or cares what passes in Ireland.&nbsp; At the
+beginning of the present reign no Catholic could realise
+property, or carry on any business; they were absolutely
+annihilated, had had no more agency in the country than so many
+trees.&nbsp; They were like Lord Mulgrave&rsquo;s eloquence and
+Lord Camden&rsquo;s wit; the legislative bodies did not know of
+their existence.&nbsp; For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled&mdash;there are four Catholics at
+work for one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one
+Episcopalian.&nbsp; Of course, the proportion which Catholic
+wealth bears to Protestant wealth is every year altering rapidly
+in favour of the Catholics.&nbsp; I have already told you what
+their purchases of land were the last year: since that period I
+have been at some pains to find out the actual state of the
+Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon such a subject to arrive
+at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to believe that
+there are at present 2,000 Catholics in Ireland, possessing an
+income of &pound;500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of
+one, two, three, and four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen
+and twenty thousand per annum:&mdash;and this is the kingdom, and
+these the people, for whose conciliation we are to wait Heaven
+knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury why!&nbsp; As for me, I never
+think of the situation of Ireland without feeling the same
+necessity for immediate interference as I should do if I saw
+blood flowing from a great artery.&nbsp; I rush towards it with
+the instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death,
+and have no other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient
+may be no more.</p>
+<p>I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to
+witness the loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made
+by the last ministry to do something for the relief of
+Ireland.&nbsp; The general cry in the country was, that they
+would not see their beloved Monarch used ill in his old age, and
+that they would stand by him to the last drop of their
+blood.&nbsp; I respect good feelings, however erroneous be the
+occasions on which they display themselves; and therefore I saw
+in all this as much to admire as to blame.&nbsp; It was a species
+of affection, however, which reminded me very forcibly of the
+attachment displayed by the servants of the Russian ambassador at
+the beginning of the last century.&nbsp; His Excellency happened
+to fall down in a kind of apoplectic fit, when he was paying a
+morning visit in the house of an acquaintance.&nbsp; The
+confusion was of course very great, and messengers were
+despatched in every direction to find a surgeon: who, upon his
+arrival, declared that his Excellency must be immediately
+blooded, and prepared himself forthwith to perform the operation:
+the barbarous servants of the embassy, who were there in great
+numbers, no sooner saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of
+their master with a sharp, shining instrument, than they drew
+their swords, put themselves in an attitude of defence, and swore
+in pure Sclavonic, &ldquo;that they would murder any man who
+attempted to do him the slightest injury: he had been a very good
+master to them, and they would not desert him in his misfortunes,
+or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his guard, and
+incapable of defending himself.&rdquo;&nbsp; By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his
+Excellency, relieved from superfluous blood and perilous
+affection, was, after much difficulty, restored to life.</p>
+<p>There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of
+parliament in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in
+a very great proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in
+parliament, religion will be found to influence votes more than
+property, and the greater part of the 100 Irish members who are
+returned to parliament will be Catholics.&nbsp; Add to these the
+Catholic members who are returned in England, and you will have a
+phalanx of heretical strength which every minister will be
+compelled to respect, and occasionally to conciliate by
+concessions incompatible with the interests of the Protestant
+Church.&nbsp; The fact is, however, that you are at this moment
+subjected to every danger of this kind which you can possibly
+apprehend hereafter.&nbsp; If the spiritual interests of the
+voters are more powerful than their temporal interests, they can
+bind down their representatives to support any measures
+favourable to the Catholic religion, and they can change the
+objects of their choice till they have found Protestant members
+(as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to their wishes.&nbsp;
+If the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the
+Catholics from uniting for a common political object, then the
+danger you fear cannot exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the
+better of acres, then the danger at present exists, from the
+right of voting already given to the Catholics, and it will not
+be increased by allowing them to sit in parliament.&nbsp; There
+are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in Ireland for
+cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most numerous,
+and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants.&nbsp; In the other seventy representations the
+wealth of the Protestants is opposed to the number of the
+Catholics; and if all the seventy members returned were of the
+Catholic persuasion, they must still plot the destruction of our
+religion in the midst of 588 Protestants.&nbsp; Such terrors
+would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless aunt&mdash;when they
+fall from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they are
+nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.</p>
+<p>How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid effects which
+would be produced by the emancipation?&nbsp; In the first place,
+to my certain knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed
+to his Majesty&rsquo;s Ministers their perfect readiness <i>to
+vest in his Majesty</i>, <i>either with the consent of the
+Pope</i>, <i>or without it if it cannot be obtained</i>, <i>the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy</i>.&nbsp; The Catholic
+prelacy in Ireland consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden
+of Galway, a dignitary enjoying Catholic jurisdiction.&nbsp; The
+number of Roman Catholic priests in Ireland exceeds one
+thousand.&nbsp; The expenses of his peculiar worship are, to a
+substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to a
+labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per
+annum; this includes the contribution of the whole family, and
+for this the priest is bound to attend them when sick, and to
+confess them when they apply to him; he is also to keep his
+chapel in order, to celebrate divine service, and to preach on
+Sundays and holydays.</p>
+<p>In the northern district a priest gains from &pound;30 to
+&pound;50; in the other parts of Ireland from &pound;60 to
+&pound;90 per annum.&nbsp; The best paid Catholic bishops receive
+about &pound;400 per annum; the others from &pound;300 to
+&pound;350.&nbsp; My plan is very simple: I would have 300
+Catholic parishes at &pound;100 per annum, 300 at &pound;200 per
+annum, and 400 at &pound;300 per annum; this, for the whole
+thousand parishes, would amount to &pound;190,000.&nbsp; To the
+prelacy I would allot &pound;20,000 in unequal proportions, from
+&pound;1,000 to &pound;500; and I would appropriate &pound;40,000
+more for the support of Catholic schools, and the repairs of
+Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+&pound;250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our
+genuine, good English <i>just and necessary wars</i>.&nbsp; The
+clergy should all receive their salaries at the Bank of Ireland,
+and I would place the whole patronage in the hands of the
+Crown.&nbsp; Now, I appeal to any human being, except Spencer
+Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the disaffection
+of a clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated bounty
+of the Crown, and whether Ignatius Loyala himself, if he were a
+living blockhead instead of a dead saint, could withstand the
+temptation of bouncing from &pound;100 a year at Sligo, to
+&pound;300 in Tipperary?&nbsp; This is the miserable sum of money
+for which the merchants and landowners and nobility of England
+are exposing themselves to the tremendous peril of losing
+Ireland.&nbsp; The sinecure places of the Roses and the
+Percevals, and the &ldquo;dear and near relations,&rdquo; put up
+to auction at thirty years&rsquo; purchase, would almost amount
+to the money.</p>
+<p>I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect
+that a Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and
+pleasantly, for the good of the Protestant religion; but is it
+equally reasonable to expect that he should do so for the
+Protestant pews, and Protestant brick and mortar?&nbsp; On an
+Irish Sabbath, the bell of a neat parish church often summons to
+church only the parson and an occasionally conforming clerk;
+while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics are huddled
+together in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the storms of
+heaven.&nbsp; Can anything be more distressing than to see a
+venerable man pouring forth sublime truths in tattered breeches,
+and depending for his food upon the little offal he gets from his
+parishioners?&nbsp; I venerate a human being who starves for his
+principles, let them be what they may; but starving for anything
+is not at all to the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict
+principles, and good pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one
+he keeps in great measure for the faults of his enemies, the
+other for himself.</p>
+<p>There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was
+never settled nor even seen.&nbsp; In that province in Munster,
+and in parts of Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles
+are Catholics; in these tracts the churches are frequently shut
+for want of a congregation, or opened to an assemblage of from
+six to twenty persons.&nbsp; Of what Protestants there are in
+Ireland, the greatest part are gathered together in Ulster, or
+they live in towns.&nbsp; In the country of the other three
+provinces the Catholics see no other religion but their own, and
+are at the least as fifteen to one Protestant.&nbsp; In the
+diocese of Tuam they are sixty to one; in the parish of St.
+Mulins, diocese of Leghlin, there are four thousand Catholics and
+one Protestant; in the town of Grasgenamana, in the county of
+Kilkenny, there are between four and five hundred Catholic
+houses, and three Protestant houses.&nbsp; In the parish of
+Allen, county Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it is very
+populous.&nbsp; In the parish of Arlesin, Queen&rsquo;s County,
+the proportion is one hundred to one.&nbsp; In the whole county
+of Kilkenny, by actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in
+the diocese of Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to
+one, by ditto.&nbsp; These I give you as a few specimens of the
+present state of Ireland; and yet there are men impudent and
+ignorant enough to contend that such evils require no remedy, and
+that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead can find none but
+the cautery and the knife.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&mdash;&ldquo;Omne per ignem<br />
+Excoquitur vitium.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at
+hearing Mr. Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of
+vigour in Ireland.&nbsp; If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed
+meats and claret; if I walked to church every Sunday before
+eleven young gentlemen of my own begetting, with their faces
+washed, and their hair pleasingly combed; if the Almighty had
+blessed me with every earthly comfort&mdash;how awfully would I
+pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the cabins
+of the poor, brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of
+Ireland!&nbsp; How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy it is
+to persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that the
+decision has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages have
+wounds and shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar resources
+of the rulers of mankind; how difficult and how noble it is to
+govern in kindness and to found an empire upon the everlasting
+basis of justice and affection!&nbsp; But what do men call
+vigour?&nbsp; To let loose hussars and to bring up artillery, to
+govern with lighted matches, and to cut, and push, and prime; I
+call this not vigour, but the <i>sloth of cruelty and
+ignorance</i>.&nbsp; The vigour I love consists in finding out
+wherein subjects are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying
+the temper and genius of a people, in consulting their
+prejudices, in selecting proper persons to lead and manage them,
+in the laborious, watchful, and difficult task of increasing
+public happiness by allaying each particular discontent.&nbsp; In
+this way Hoche pacified La Vend&eacute;e&mdash;and in this way
+only will Ireland ever be subdued.&nbsp; But this, in the eyes of
+Mr. Perceval, is imbecility and meanness.&nbsp; Houses are not
+broken open, women are not insulted, the people seem all to be
+happy; they are not rode over by horses, and cut by whips.&nbsp;
+Do you call this vigour?&nbsp; Is this government?</p>
+<h3>LETTER X.&nbsp; AND LAST.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">You</span> must observe that all I have
+said of the effects which will be produced by giving salaries to
+the Catholic clergy, only proceeds upon the supposition that the
+emanciptaion of the laity is effected:&mdash;without that, I am
+sure there is not a clergyman in Ireland who would receive a
+shilling from government; he could not do so, without an entire
+loss of credit among the members of his own persuasion.</p>
+<p>What you say of the moderation of the Irish Protestant clergy
+in collecting tithes, is, I believe, strictly true.&nbsp; Instead
+of collecting what the law enables them to collect, I believe
+they seldom or ever collect more than two-thirds; and I entirely
+agree with you, that the abolition of agistment tithe in Ireland
+by a vote of the Irish House of Commons, and without any
+remuneration to the Church, was a most scandalous and Jacobinical
+measure.&nbsp; I do not blame the Irish clergy; but I submit to
+your common sense, if it be possible to explain to an Irish
+peasant upon what principle of justice, or common sense, he is to
+pay every tenth potato in his little garden to a clergyman in
+whose religion nobody believes for twenty miles around him, and
+who has nothing to preach to but bare walls?&nbsp; It is true, if
+the tithes are bought up, the cottager must pay more rent to his
+landlord; but the same thing done in the shape of rent is less
+odious than when it is done in the shape of tithe.&nbsp; I do not
+want to take a shilling out of the pockets of the clergy, but to
+leave the substance of things, and to change their names.&nbsp; I
+cannot see the slightest reason why the Irish labourer is to be
+relieved from the real onus, or from anything else but the name
+of tithe.&nbsp; At present he rents only nine-tenths of the
+produce of the land, which is all that belongs to the owner; this
+he has at the market price; if the landowner purchase the other
+tenth of the Church, of course he has a right to make a
+correspondent advance upon his tenant.</p>
+<p>I very much doubt, if you were to lay open all civil offices
+to the Catholics, and to grant salaries to their clergy, in the
+manner I have stated, if the Catholic laity would give themselves
+much trouble about the advance of their Church; for they would
+pay the same tithes under one system that they do under
+another.&nbsp; If you were to bring the Catholics into the
+daylight of the world, to the high situations of the army, the
+navy, and the bar, numbers of them would come over to the
+Established Church, and do as other people do; instead of that,
+you set a mark of infamy upon them, rouse every passion of our
+nature in favour of their creed, and then wonder that men are
+blind to the follies of the Catholic religion.&nbsp; There are
+hardly any instances of old and rich families among the
+Protestant Dissenters: when a man keeps a coach, and lives in
+good company, he comes to church, and gets ashamed of the
+meeting-house; if this is not the case with the father, it is
+almost always the case with the son.&nbsp; These things would
+never be so if the Dissenters were in <i>practice</i> as much
+excluded from all the concerns of civil life as the Catholics
+are.&nbsp; If a rich young Catholic were in Parliament, he would
+belong to White&rsquo;s and to Brookes&rsquo;s, would keep
+race-horses, would walk up and down Pall Mall, be exonerated of
+his ready money and his constitution, become as totally devoid of
+morality, honesty, knowledge, and civility as Protestant loungers
+in Pall Mall, and return home with a supreme contempt for Father
+O&rsquo;Leary and Father O&rsquo;Callaghan.&nbsp; I am astonished
+at the madness of the Catholic clergy in not perceiving that
+Catholic emancipation is Catholic infidelity; that to entangle
+their people in the intrigues of a Protestant parliament, and a
+Protestant court, is to ensure the loss of every man of fashion
+and consequence in their community.&nbsp; The true receipt for
+preserving their religion, is Mr. Perceval&rsquo;s receipt for
+destroying it: it is to deprive every rich Catholic of all the
+objects of secular ambition, to separate him from the Protestant,
+and to shut him up in his castle with priests and relics.</p>
+<p>We are told, in answer to all our arguments, that this is not
+a fit period&mdash;that a period of universal war is not the
+proper time for dangerous innovations in the constitution: this
+is as much as to say, that the worst time for making friends is
+the period when you have made many enemies; that it is the
+greatest of all errors to stop when you are breathless, and to
+lie down when you are fatigued.&nbsp; Of one thing I am quite
+certain: if the safety of Europe is once completely restored, the
+Catholics may for ever bid adieu to the slightest probability of
+effecting their object.&nbsp; Such men as hang about a court not
+only are deaf to the suggestions of mere justice, but they
+despise justice; they detest the word <i>right</i>; the only word
+which rouses them is <i>peril</i>; where they can oppress with
+impunity, they oppress for ever, and call it loyalty and
+wisdom.</p>
+<p>I am so far from conceiving the legitimate strength of the
+Crown would be diminished by these abolitions of civil
+incapacities in consequence of religious opinions, that my only
+objection to the increase of religious freedom is, that it would
+operate as a diminution of political freedom; the power of the
+Crown is so overbearing at this period, that almost the only
+steady opposers of its fatal influence are men disgusted by
+religious intolerance.&nbsp; Our establishments are so enormous,
+and so utterly disproportioned to our population, that every
+second or third man you meet in society gains something from the
+public; my brother the commissioner,&mdash;my nephew the police
+justice,&mdash;purveyor of small beer to the army in
+Ireland,&mdash;clerk of the mouth,&mdash;yeoman to the left
+hand,&mdash;these are the obstacles which common sense and
+justice have now to overcome.&nbsp; Add to this that the King,
+old and infirm, excites a principle of very amiable generosity in
+his favour; that he has led a good, moral, and religious life,
+equally removed from profligacy and methodistical hypocrisy; that
+he has been a good husband, a good father, and a good master;
+that he dresses plain, loves hunting and farming, fates the
+French, and is in all his opinions and habits, quite
+English:&mdash;these feelings are heightened by the present
+situation of the world, and the yet unexploded clamour of
+Jacobinism.&nbsp; In short, from the various sources of interest,
+personal regard, and national taste, such a tempest of loyalty
+has set in upon the people that the 47th proposition in Euclid
+might now be voted down with as much ease as any proposition in
+politics; and therefore if Lord Hawkesbury hates the abstract
+truths of science as much as he hates concrete truth in human
+affairs, now is his time for getting rid of the multiplication
+table, and passing a vote of censure upon the pretensions of the
+<i>hypotenuse</i>.&nbsp; Such is the history of English parties
+at this moment: you cannot seriously suppose that the people care
+for such men as Lord Hawkesbury, Mr. Canning, and Mr. Perceval on
+their own account; you cannot really believe them to be so
+degraded as to look to their safety from a man who proposes to
+subdue Europe by keeping it without Jesuit&rsquo;s Bark.&nbsp;
+The people at present have one passion, and but one&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A Jove principium, Jovis omnia
+plena.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>They care no more for the ministers I have mentioned, than
+they do for those sturdy royalists who for &pound;60 per annum
+stand behind his Majesty&rsquo;s carriage, arrayed in scarlet and
+in gold.&nbsp; If the present ministers opposed the Court instead
+of flattering it, they would not command twenty votes.</p>
+<p>Do not imagine by these observations that I am not loyal;
+without joining in the common cant of the best of kings, I
+respect the King most sincerely as a good man.&nbsp; His religion
+is better than the religion of Mr. Perceval, his old morality
+very superior to the old morality of Mr. Canning, and I am quite
+certain he has a safer understanding than both of them put
+together.&nbsp; Loyalty within the bounds of reason and
+moderation is one of the great instruments of human happiness;
+but the love of the king may easily become more strong than the
+love of the kingdom, and we may lose sight of the public welfare
+in our exaggerated admiration of him who is appointed to reign
+only for its promotion and support.&nbsp; I detest Jacobinism;
+and if I am doomed to be a slave at all, I would rather be the
+slave of a king than a cobbler.&nbsp; God save the King, you say,
+warms your heart like the sound of a trumpet.&nbsp; I cannot make
+use of so violent a metaphor; but I am delighted to hear it, when
+it is the cry of genuine affection; I am delighted to hear it
+when they hail not only the individual man, but the outward and
+living sign of all English blessings.&nbsp; These are noble
+feelings, and the heart of every good man must go with them; but
+God save the King, in these times, too often means God save my
+pension and my place, God give my sisters an allowance out of the
+privy purse&mdash;make me clerk of the irons, let me survey the
+meltings, let me live upon the fruits of other men&rsquo;s
+industry, and fatten upon the plunder of the public.</p>
+<p>What is it possible to say to such a man as the Gentleman of
+Hampstead, who really believes it feasible to convert the four
+million Irish Catholics to the Protestant religion, and considers
+this as the best remedy for the disturbed state of Ireland?&nbsp;
+It is not possible to answer such a man with arguments; we must
+come out against him with beads and a cowl, and push him into an
+hermitage.&nbsp; It is really such trash, that it is an abuse of
+the privilege of reasoning to reply to it.&nbsp; Such a project
+is well worthy the statesman who would bring the French to reason
+by keeping them without rhubarb, and exhibit to mankind the awful
+spectacle of a nation deprived of neutral salts.&nbsp; This is
+not the dream of a wild apothecary indulging in his own opium;
+this is not the distempered fancy of a pounder of drugs,
+delirious from smallness of profits; but it is the sober,
+deliberate, and systematic scheme of a man to whom the public
+safety is intrusted, and whose appointment is considered by many
+as a masterpiece of political sagacity.&nbsp; What a sublime
+thought, that no purge can now be taken between the Weser and the
+Garonne; that the bustling pestle is still, the canorous mortar
+mute, and the bowels of mankind locked up for fourteen degrees of
+latitude!&nbsp; When, I should be curious to know, were all the
+powers of crudity and flatulence fully explained to his
+Majesty&rsquo;s ministers?&nbsp; At what period was this great
+plan of conquest and constipation fully developed?&nbsp; In whose
+mind was the idea of destroying the pride and the plasters of
+France first engendered?&nbsp; Without castor oil they might for
+some months, to be sure, have carried on a lingering war! but can
+they do without bark?&nbsp; Will the people live under a
+government where antimonial powders cannot be procured?&nbsp;
+Will they bear the loss of mercury?&nbsp; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s
+the rub.&rdquo;&nbsp; Depend upon it, the absence of the materia
+medica will soon bring them to their senses, and the cry of
+<i>Bourbon and bolus</i> burst forth from the Baltic to the
+Mediterranean.</p>
+<p>You ask me for any precedent in our history where the oath of
+supremacy has been dispensed with.&nbsp; It was dispensed with to
+the Catholics of Canada in 1774.&nbsp; They are only required to
+take a simple oath of allegiance.&nbsp; The same, I believe, was
+the case in Corsica.&nbsp; The reason of such exemption was
+obvious; you could not possibly have retained either of these
+countries without it.&nbsp; And what did it signify, whether you
+retained them or not?&nbsp; In cases where you might have been
+foolish without peril you were wise; when nonsense and bigotry
+threaten you with destruction, it is impossible to bring you back
+to the alphabet of justice and common sense.&nbsp; If men are to
+be fools, I would rather they were fools in little matters than
+in great; dulness turned up with temerity is a livery all the
+worse for the facings; and the most tremendous of all things is
+the magnanimity of the dunce.</p>
+<p>It is not by any means necessary, as you contend, to repeal
+the Test Act if you give relief to the Catholic: what the
+Catholics ask for is to be put on a footing with the Protestant
+Dissenters, which would be done by repealing that part of the law
+which compels them to take the oath of supremacy and to make the
+declaration against transubstantiation: they would then come into
+Parliament as all other Dissenters are allowed to do, and the
+penal laws to which they were exposed for taking office would be
+suspended every year, as they have been for this half century
+past towards Protestant Dissenters.&nbsp; Perhaps, after all,
+this is the best method&mdash;to continue the persecuting law,
+and to suspend it every year&mdash;a method which, while it
+effectually destroys the persecution itself, leaves to the great
+mass of mankind the exquisite gratification of supposing that
+they are enjoying some advantage from which a particular class of
+their fellow creatures are excluded.&nbsp; We manage the
+Corporation and Test Acts at present much in the same manner as
+if we were to persuade parish boys who had been in the habit of
+beating an ass to spare the animal, and beat the skin of an ass
+stuffed with straw; this would preserve the semblance of
+tormenting without the reality, and keep boy and beast in good
+humour.</p>
+<p>How can you imagine that a provision for the Catholic clergy
+affects the 5th article of the Union?&nbsp; Surely I am
+preserving the Protestant Church in Ireland if I put it in a
+better condition than that in which it now is.&nbsp; A tithe
+proctor in Ireland collects his tithes with a blunderbuss, and
+carries his tenth hay-cock by storm, sword in hand: to give him
+equal value in a more pacific shape cannot, I should imagine, be
+considered as injurious to the Church of Ireland; and what right
+has that Church to complain if Parliament chooses to fix upon the
+empire the burden of supporting a double ecclesiastical
+establishment?&nbsp; Are the revenues of the Irish Protestant
+clergy in the slightest degree injured by such provision?&nbsp;
+On the contrary, is it possible to confer a more serious benefit
+upon that Church than by quieting and contenting those who are at
+work for its destruction?</p>
+<p>It is impossible to think of the affairs of Ireland without
+being forcibly struck with the parallel of Hungary.&nbsp; Of her
+seven millions of inhabitants, one half were Protestants,
+Calvinists, and Lutherans, many of the Greek Church, and many
+Jews: such was the state of their religious dissensions that
+Mahomet had often been called in to the aid of Calvin, and the
+crescent often glittered on the walls of Buda and Presburg.&nbsp;
+At last, in 1791, during the most violent crisis of disturbance,
+a Diet was called, and by a great majority of voices a decree was
+passed, which secured to all the contending sects the fullest and
+freest exercise of religious worship and education;
+ordained&mdash;let it be heard in Hampstead&mdash;that churches
+and chapels should be erected for all on the most perfectly equal
+terms; that the Protestants of both confessions should depend
+upon their spiritual superiors alone; liberated them from
+swearing by the usual oath, &ldquo;the Holy Virgin Mary, the
+saints, and chosen of God;&rdquo; and then the decree adds,
+&ldquo;that <i>public offices and honours</i>, <i>high or
+low</i>, <i>great or small</i>, <i>shall be given to natural-born
+Hungarians who deserve well of their country</i>, <i>and possess
+the other qualifications</i>, <i>let their religion be what it
+may</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Such was the line of policy pursued in a
+Diet consisting of four hundred members, in a state whose form of
+government approaches nearer to our own than any other, having a
+Roman Catholic establishment of great wealth and power, and under
+the influence of one of the most bigoted Catholic Courts in
+Europe.&nbsp; This measure has now the experience of eighteen
+years in its favour; it has undergone a trial of fourteen years
+of revolution such as the world never witnessed, and more than
+equal to a century less convulsed: What have been its
+effects?&nbsp; When the French advanced like a torrent within a
+few days&rsquo; march of Vienna, the Hungarians rose in a mass;
+they formed what they called the sacred insurrection, to defend
+their sovereign, their rights and liberties, now common to all;
+and the apprehension of their approach dictated to the reluctant
+Bonaparte the immediate signature of the treaty of
+<i>Leoben</i>.&nbsp; The Romish hierarchy of Hungary exists in
+all its former splendour and opulence; never has the slightest
+attempt been made to diminish it; and those revolutionary
+principles, to which so large a portion of civilised Europe has
+been sacrificed, have here failed in making the smallest
+successful inroad.</p>
+<p>The whole history of this proceeding of the Hungarian Diet is
+so extraordinary, and such an admirable comment upon the
+Protestantism of Mr. Spencer Perceval, that I must compel you to
+read a few short extracts from the law itself:&mdash;&ldquo;The
+Protestants of both confessions shall, in religious matters,
+depend upon their own spiritual superiors alone.&nbsp; The
+Protestants may likewise retain their trivial and grammar
+schools.&nbsp; The Church dues which the Protestants have
+hitherto paid to the Catholic parish priests, schoolmasters, or
+other such officers, either in money, productions, or labour,
+shall in future entirely cease, and after three months from the
+publishing of this law, be no more anywhere demanded.&nbsp; In
+the building or repairing of churches, parsonage-houses, and
+schools, the Protestants are not obliged to assist the Catholics
+with labour, nor the Catholics the Protestants.&nbsp; The pious
+foundations and donations of the Protestants which already exist,
+or which in future may be made for their churches, ministers,
+schools and students, hospitals, orphan houses, and poor, cannot
+be taken from them under any pretext, nor yet the care of them;
+but rather the unimpeded administration shall be intrusted to
+those from among them to whom it legally belongs, and those
+foundations which may have been taken from them under the last
+government shall be returned to them without delay.&nbsp; All
+affairs of marriage of the Protestants are left to their own
+consistories; all landlords and masters of families, under the
+penalty of public prosecution, are ordered not to prevent their
+subjects and servants, whether they be Catholic or Protestant,
+from the observance of the festivals and ceremonies of their
+religion,&rdquo; etc. etc. etc.&mdash;By what strange chances are
+mankind influenced!&nbsp; A little Catholic barrister of Vienna
+might have raised the cry of <i>No Protestantism</i>, and Hungary
+would have panted for the arrival of a French army as much as
+Ireland does at this moment; arms would have been searched for;
+Lutheran and Calvinist houses entered in the dead of the night;
+and the strength of Austria exhausted in guarding a country from
+which, under the present liberal system, she may expect in the
+moment of danger the most powerful aid: and let it be remembered
+that this memorable example of political wisdom took place at a
+period when many great monarchies were yet unconquered in Europe;
+in a country where the two religious parties were equal in
+number; and where it is impossible to suppose indifference in the
+party which relinquished its exclusive privileges.&nbsp; Under
+all these circumstances the measure was carried in the Hungarian
+Diet by a majority of 280 to 120.&nbsp; In a few weeks we shall
+see every concession denied to the Catholics by a much larger
+majority of Protestants, at a moment when every other power is
+subjugated but ourselves, and in a country where the oppressed
+are four times as numerous as their oppressors.&nbsp; So much for
+the wisdom of our ancestors&mdash;so much for the nineteenth
+century&mdash;so much for the superiority of the English over all
+the nations of the Continent.</p>
+<p>Are you not sensible, let me ask you, of the absurdity of
+trusting the lowest Catholics with offices correspondent to their
+situation in life, and of denying such privileges to the
+higher.&nbsp; A Catholic may serve in the militia, but a Catholic
+cannot come into Parliament; in the latter case you suspect
+combination, and in the former case you suspect no combination;
+you deliberately arm ten or twenty thousand of the lowest of the
+Catholic people; and the moment you come to a class of men whose
+education, honour, and talents seem to render all mischief less
+probable, then you see the danger of employing a Catholic, and
+cling to your investigating tests and disabling laws.&nbsp; If
+you tell me you have enough of members of Parliament and not
+enough of militia without the Catholics, I beg leave to remind
+you that, by employing the physical force of any sect at the same
+time when you leave them in a state of utter disaffection, you
+are not adding strength to your armies, but weakness and
+ruin.&nbsp; If you want the vigour of their common people, you
+must not disgrace their nobility and insult their priesthood.</p>
+<p>I thought that the terror of the Pope had been confined to the
+limits of the nursery, and merely employed as a means to induce
+young master to enter into his small-clothes with greater speed
+and to eat his breakfast with greater attention to decorum.&nbsp;
+For these purposes the name of the Pope is admirable; but why
+push it beyond?&nbsp; Why not leave to Lord Hawkesbury all
+further enumeration of the Pope&rsquo;s powers?&nbsp; For a whole
+century you have been exposed to the enmity of France, and your
+succession was disputed in two rebellions: what could the Pope do
+at the period when there was a serious struggle whether England
+should be Protestant or Catholic, and when the issue was
+completely doubtful?&nbsp; Could the Pope induce the Irish to
+rise in 1715?&nbsp; Could he induce them to rise in 1745?&nbsp;
+You had no Catholic enemy when half this island was in arms; and
+what did the Pope attempt in the last rebellion in Ireland?&nbsp;
+But if he had as much power over the minds of the Irish as Mr.
+Wilberforce has over the mind of a young Methodist converted the
+preceding quarter, is this a reason why we are to disgust men who
+may be acted upon in such a manner by a foreign power? or is it
+not an additional reason why we should raise up every barrier of
+affection and kindness against the mischief of foreign
+influence?&nbsp; But the true answer is, the mischief does not
+exist.&nbsp; Gog and Magog have produced as much influence upon
+human affairs as the Pope has done for this half century past;
+and by spoiling him of his possessions, and degrading him in the
+eyes of all Europe, Bonaparte has not taken quite the proper
+method of increasing his influence.</p>
+<p>But why not a Catholic king as well as a Catholic member of
+Parliament, or of the Cabinet?&mdash;Because it is probable that
+the one would be mischievous and the other not.&nbsp; A Catholic
+king might struggle against the Protestantism of the country, and
+if the struggle were not successful it would at least be
+dangerous; but the efforts of any other Catholic would be quite
+insignificant, and his hope of success so small, that it is quite
+improbable the effort would ever be made: my argument is, that in
+so Protestant a country as Great Britain, the character of her
+parliaments and her cabinet could not be changed by the few
+Catholics who would ever find their way to the one or the
+other.&nbsp; But the power of the Crown is immeasurably greater
+than the power which the Catholics could obtain from any other
+species of authority in the state; and it does not follow because
+the lesser degree of power is innocent that the greater should be
+so too.&nbsp; As for the stress you lay upon the danger of a
+Catholic chancellor, I have not the least hesitation in saying
+that his appointment would not do a ten thousandth part of the
+mischief to the English Church that might be done by a
+Methodistical chancellor of the true Clapham breed; and I request
+to know if it is really so very necessary that a chancellor
+should be of the religion of the Church of England, how many
+chancellors you have had within the last century who have been
+bred up in the Presbyterian religion?&nbsp; And again, how many
+you have had who notoriously have been without any religion at
+all?</p>
+<p>Why are you to suppose that eligibility and election are the
+same thing, and that all the cabinet <i>will</i> be Catholics
+whenever all the cabinet <i>may</i> be Catholics?&nbsp; You have
+a right, you say, to suppose an extreme case, and to argue upon
+it&mdash;so have I: and I will suppose that the hundred Irish
+members will one day come down in a body and pass a law
+compelling the King to reside in Dublin.&nbsp; I will suppose
+that the Scotch members, by a similar stratagem, will lay England
+under a large contribution of meal and sulphur: no measure is
+without objection if you sweep the whole horizon for danger; it
+is not sufficient to tell me of what may happen, but you must
+show me a rational probability that it will happen: after all, I
+might, contrary to my real opinion, admit all your dangers to
+exist; it is enough for me to contend that all other dangers
+taken together are not equal to the danger of losing Ireland from
+disaffection and invasion.</p>
+<p>I am astonished to see you, and many good and well-meaning
+clergymen beside you, painting the Catholics in such detestable
+colours; two-thirds, at least, of Europe are Catholics&mdash;they
+are Christians, though mistaken Christians; how can I possibly
+admit that any sect of Christians, and, above all, that the
+oldest and the most numerous sect of Christians are incapable of
+fulfilling the common duties and relations of life: though I do
+differ from them in many particulars, God forbid I should give
+such a handle to infidelity, and subscribe to such blasphemy
+against our common religion?</p>
+<p>Do you think mankind never change their opinions without
+formally expressing and confessing that change?&nbsp; When you
+quote the decisions of ancient Catholic councils, are you
+prepared to defend all the decrees of English convocations and
+universities since the reign of Queen Elizabeth?&nbsp; I could
+soon make you sick of your uncandid industry against the
+Catholics, and bring you to allow that it is better to forget
+times past, and to judge and be judged by present opinions and
+present practice.</p>
+<p>I must beg to be excused from explaining and refuting all the
+mistakes about the Catholics made by my Lord Redesdale; and I
+must do that nobleman the justice to say, that he has been
+treated with great disrespect.&nbsp; Could anything be more
+indecent than to make it a morning lounge in Dublin to call upon
+his Lordship, and to cram him with Arabian-night stories about
+the Catholics?&nbsp; Is this proper behaviour to the
+representative of Majesty, the child of Themis, and the keeper of
+the conscience in West Britain?&nbsp; Whoever reads the Letters
+of the Catholic Bishops, in the appendix to Sir John
+Hippesly&rsquo;s very sensible book, will see to what an excess
+this practice must have been carried with the pleasing and
+Protestant nobleman whose name I have mentioned, and from thence
+I wish you to receive your answer about excommunication, and all
+the trash which is talked against the Catholics.</p>
+<p>A sort of notion has, by some means or another, crept into the
+world that difference of religion would render men unfit to
+perform together the offices of common and civil life: that
+Brother Wood and Brother Grose could not travel together the same
+circuit if they differed in creed, nor Cockell and Mingay be
+engaged in the same cause, if Cockell was a Catholic and Mingay a
+Muggletonian.&nbsp; It is supposed that Huskisson and Sir Harry
+Englefield would squabble behind the Speaker&rsquo;s chair about
+the council of Lateran, and many a turnpike bill miscarry by the
+sarcastical controversies of Mr. Hawkins Brown and Sir John
+Throckmorton upon the real presence.&nbsp; I wish I could see
+some of these symptoms of earnestness upon the subject of
+religion; but it really seems to me that, in the present state of
+society, men no more think about inquiring concerning each
+other&rsquo;s faith than they do concerning the colour of each
+other&rsquo;s skins.&nbsp; There may have been times in England
+when the quarter sessions would have been disturbed by
+theological polemics; but now, after a Catholic justice had once
+been seen on the bench, and it had been clearly ascertained that
+he spoke English, had no tail, only a single row of teeth, and
+that he loved port wine&mdash;after all the scandalous and
+infamous reports of his physical conformation had been clearly
+proved to be false&mdash;he would be reckoned a jolly fellow, and
+very superior in flavour to a sly Presbyterian.&nbsp; Nothing, in
+fact, can be more uncandid and unphilosophical than to say that a
+man has a tail, because you cannot agree within him upon
+religious subjects; it appears to be ludicrous: but I am
+convinced it has done infinite mischief to the Catholics, and
+made a very serious impression upon the minds of many gentlemen
+of large landed property.</p>
+<p>In talking of the impossibility of Catholic and Protestant
+living together with equal privilege under the same government,
+do you forget the Cantons of Switzerland?&nbsp; You might have
+seen there a Protestant congregation going into a church which
+had just been quitted by a Catholic congregation; and I will
+venture to say that the Swiss Catholics were more bigoted to
+their religion than any people in the whole world.&nbsp; Did the
+kings of Prussia ever refuse to employ a Catholic?&nbsp; Would
+Frederick the Great have rejected an able man on this
+account?&nbsp; We have seen Prince Czartorinski, a Catholic
+Secretary of State in Russia; in former times a Greek patriarch
+and an apostolic vicar acted together in the most perfect harmony
+in Venice; and we have seen the Emperor of Germany in modern
+times intrusting the care of his person and the command of his
+guard to a Protestant Prince, Frederick of Wittenberg.&nbsp; But
+what are all these things to Mr. Perceval?&nbsp; He has looked at
+human nature from the top of Hampstead Hill, and has not a
+thought beyond the little sphere of his own vision.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;The snail,&rdquo; say the Hindoos, &ldquo;sees nothing but
+his own shell, and thinks it the grandest palace in the
+universe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I now take a final leave of this subject of Ireland; the only
+difficulty in discussing it is a want of resistance, a want of
+something difficult to unravel, and something dark to
+illumine.&nbsp; To agitate such a question is to beat the air
+with a club, and cut down gnats with a scimitar; it is a
+prostitution of industry, and a waste of strength.&nbsp; If a man
+say, I have a good place, and I do not choose to lose it, this
+mode of arguing upon the Catholic question I can well understand;
+but that any human being with an understanding two degrees
+elevated above that of an Anabaptist preacher, should
+conscientiously contend for the expediency and propriety of
+leaving the Irish Catholics in their present state, and of
+subjecting us to such tremendous peril in the present condition
+of the world, it is utterly out of my power to conceive.&nbsp;
+Such a measure as the Catholic question is entirely beyond the
+common game of politics; it is a measure in which all parties
+ought to acquiesce, in order to preserve the place where and the
+stake for which they play.&nbsp; If Ireland is gone, where are
+jobs? where are reversions? where is my brother Lord Arden? where
+are my dear and near relations?&nbsp; The game is up, and the
+Speaker of the house of Commons will be sent as a present to the
+menagerie at Paris.&nbsp; We talk of waiting from particular
+considerations, as if centuries of joy and prosperity were before
+us: in the next ten years our fate must be decided; we shall
+know, long before that period, whether we can bear up against the
+miseries by which we are threatened or not; and yet, in the very
+midst of our crisis, we are enjoined to abstain from the most
+certain means of increasing our strength, and advised to wait for
+the remedy till the disease is removed by death or health.&nbsp;
+And now, instead of the plain and manly policy of increasing
+unanimity at home, by equalising rights and privileges, what is
+the ignorant, arrogant, and wicked system which has been
+pursued?&nbsp; Such a career of madness and of folly was, I
+believe, never run in so short a period.&nbsp; The vigour of the
+ministry is like the vigour of a grave-digger&mdash;the tomb
+becomes more ready and more wide for every effort which they
+make.&nbsp; There is nothing which it is worth while either to
+take or to retain, and a constant train of ruinous expeditions
+have been kept up.&nbsp; Every Englishman felt proud of the
+integrity of his country; the character of the country is lost
+for ever.&nbsp; It is of the utmost consequence to a commercial
+people at war with the greatest part of Europe, that there should
+be a free entry of neutrals into the enemy&rsquo;s ports; the
+neutrals who earned our manufactures we have not only excluded,
+but we have compelled them to declare war against us.&nbsp; It
+was our interest to make a good peace, or convince our own people
+that it could not be obtained; we have not made a peace, and we
+have convinced the people of nothing but of the arrogance of the
+Foreign Secretary: and all this has taken place in the short
+space of a year, because a King&rsquo;s Bench barrister and a
+writer of epigrams, turned into Ministers of State, were
+determined to show country gentlemen that the late administration
+had no vigour.&nbsp; In the meantime commerce stands still,
+manufactures perish, Ireland is more and more irritated, India is
+threatened, fresh taxes are accumulated upon the wretched people,
+the war is carried on without it being possible to conceive any
+one single object which a rational being can propose to himself
+by its continuation; and in the midst of this unparalleled
+insanity we are told that the Continent is to be reconquered by
+the want of rhubarb and plums.&nbsp; A better spirit than exists
+in the English people never existed in any people in the world:
+it has been misdirected, and squandered upon party purposes in
+the most degrading and scandalous manner; they have been led to
+believe that they were benefiting the commerce of England by
+destroying the commerce of America, that they were defending
+their Sovereign by perpetuating the bigoted oppression of their
+fellow-subjects; their rulers and their guides have told them
+that they would equal the vigour of France by equalling her
+atrocity; and they have gone on wasting that opulence, patience,
+and courage, which, if husbanded by prudent and moderate
+counsels, might have proved the salvation of mankind.&nbsp; The
+same policy of turning the good qualities of Englishmen to their
+own destruction, which made Mr. Pitt omnipotent, continues his
+power to those who resemble him only in his vices; advantage is
+taken of the loyalty of Englishmen to make them meanly
+submissive; their piety is turned into persecution, their courage
+into useless and obstinate contention; they are plundered because
+they are ready to pay, and soothed into asinine stupidity because
+they are full of virtuous patience.&nbsp; If England must perish
+at last, so let it be: that event is in the hands of God; we must
+dry up our tears and submit.&nbsp; But that England should perish
+swindling and stealing; that it should perish waging war against
+lazar houses and hospitals; that it should perish persecuting
+with monastic bigotry; that it should calmly give itself up to be
+ruined by the flashy arrogance of one man, and the narrow
+fanaticism of another; these events are within the power of human
+beings, and I did not think that the magnanimity of Englishmen
+would ever stoop to such degradations.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Longum Vale!</i></p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Peter
+Plymley</span>.</p>
+<h2><span class="smcap">Historical Apology for the Irish
+Catholics</span>.</h2>
+<p><i>Historical Apology for The Irish Catholics</i>.&nbsp; By
+<span class="smcap">William Parnell</span>, Esquire.&nbsp;
+Fitzpatrick, Dublin.&nbsp; 1807.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><span class="smcap">If</span> ever a nation exhibited symptoms
+of downright madness, or utter stupidity, we conceive these
+symptoms may be easily recognised in the conduct of this country
+upon the Catholic question.&nbsp; A man has a wound in his great
+toe, and a violent and perilous fever at the same time; and he
+refuses to take the medicines for the fever because it will
+disconcert the toe!&nbsp; The mournful and folly-stricken
+blockhead forgets that his toe cannot survive him; that if he
+dies, there can be no digital life apart from him: yet he lingers
+and fondles over this last part of his body, soothing it madly
+with little plasters, and anile fomentations, while the neglected
+fever rages in his entrails, and burns away his whole life.&nbsp;
+If the comparatively little questions of Establishment are all
+that this country is capable of discussing or regarding, for
+God&rsquo;s sake let us remember that the foreign conquest, which
+destroys all, destroys this beloved <i>toe</i> also.&nbsp; Pass
+over freedom, industry, and science&mdash;and look upon this
+great empire, by which we are about to be swallowed up, only as
+it affects the manner of collecting tithes, and of reading the
+liturgy&mdash;still, if all goes, these must go too; and even,
+for their interests, it is worth while to conciliate Ireland, to
+avert the hostility, and to employ the strength of the Catholic
+population.&nbsp; We plead the question as the sincerest friends
+to the Establishment;&mdash;as wishing to it all the prosperity
+and duration its warmest advocates can desire,&mdash;but
+remembering always what these advocates seem to forget, that the
+Establishment cannot be threatened by any danger so great as the
+perdition of the kingdom in which it is established.</p>
+<p>We are truly glad to agree so entirely with Mr. Parnell upon
+this great question; we admire his way of thinking, and most
+cordially recommend his work to the attention of the
+public.&nbsp; The general conclusion which he attempts to prove
+is this: that religious sentiment, however perverted by bigotry
+or fanaticism, has always a <i>tendency</i> to moderation; that
+it seldom assumes any great portion of activity or enthusiasm,
+except from novelty of opinion, or from opposition, contumely,
+and persecution, when novelty ceases; that a Government has
+little to fear from any religious sect, except while that sect is
+new.&nbsp; Give a Government only time, and, provided it has the
+good sense to treat folly with forbearance, it must ultimately
+prevail.&nbsp; When, therefore, a sect is found, after a lapse of
+years, to be ill-disposed to the Government, we may be certain
+that Government has widened its separation by marked
+distinctions, roused its resentment by contumely, or supported
+its enthusiasm by persecution.</p>
+<p>The <i>particular</i> conclusion Mr. Parnell attempts to prove
+is, that the Catholic religion in Ireland had sunk into torpor
+and inactivity, till Government roused it with the lash: that
+even then, from the respect and attachment which men are always
+inclined to show towards government, there still remained a large
+body of loyal Catholics; that these only decreased in number from
+the rapid increase of persecution; and that, after all, the
+effects which the resentment of the Roman Catholics had in
+creating rebellions had been very much exaggerated.</p>
+<p>In support of these two conclusions, Mr. Parnell takes a
+survey of the history of Ireland, from the conquest under Henry
+to the rebellion under Charles I., passing very rapidly over the
+period which preceded the Reformation, and dwelling principally
+upon the various rebellions which broke out in Ireland between
+the Reformation and the grand rebellion in the reign of Charles
+I.&nbsp; The celebrated conquest of Ireland by Henry II. extended
+only to a very few counties in Leinster; nine-tenths of the whole
+kingdom were left, as he found them, under the dominion of their
+native princes.&nbsp; The influence of example was as strong in
+this as in most other instances; and great numbers of the English
+settlers who came over under various adventures resigned their
+pretensions to superior civilisation, cast off their lower
+garments, and lapsed into the nudity and barbarism of the
+Irish.&nbsp; The limit which divided the possessions of the
+English settler from those of the native Irish was called <i>the
+pale</i>; and the expressions of inhabitants <i>within the
+pale</i>, and <i>without the pale</i>, were the terms by which
+the two nations were distinguished.&nbsp; It is almost
+superfluous to state, that the most bloody and pernicious warfare
+was carried on upon the borders&mdash;sometimes for something,
+sometimes for nothing&mdash;most commonly for cows.&nbsp; The
+Irish, over whom the sovereigns of England affected a sort of
+nominal dominion, were entirely governed by their own laws, and
+so very little connection had they with the justice of the
+invading country, that it was as lawful to kill an Irishman as it
+was to kill a badger or a fox.&nbsp; The instances are
+innumerable, where the defendant has pleaded that the deceased
+was an Irishman, and that therefore defendant had a right to kill
+him&mdash;and upon the proof of Hibernicism, acquittal followed
+of course.</p>
+<p>When the English army mustered in any great strength, the
+Irish chieftains would do exterior homage to the English Crown;
+and they very frequently, by this artifice, averted from their
+country the miseries of invasion: but they remained completely
+unsubdued, till the rebellion which took place in the reign of
+Queen Elizabeth, of which that politic woman availed herself to
+the complete subjugation of Ireland.&nbsp; In speaking of the
+Irish about the reign of Elizabeth or James I., we must not draw
+our comparisons from England, but from New Zealand; they were not
+civilised men, but savages; and if we reason about their conduct,
+we must reason of them as savages.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;After reading every account of Irish
+history,&rdquo; says Mr. Parnell, &ldquo;one great perplexity
+appears to remain: How does it happen, that, from the first
+invasion of the English till the reign of James I., Ireland seems
+not to have made the smallest progress in civilisation or
+wealth?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That it was divided into a number of small
+principalities, which waged constant war on each other&mdash;or
+that the appointment of the chieftains was elective&mdash;do not
+appear sufficient reasons, although these are the only ones
+assigned by those who have been at the trouble of considering the
+subject: neither are the confiscations of property quite
+sufficient to account for the effect.&nbsp; There have been great
+confiscations in other countries, and still they have flourished;
+the petty states of Greece were quite analogous to the chiefries,
+as they were called, in Ireland; and yet they seemed to flourish
+almost in proportion to their dissensions.&nbsp; Poland felt the
+bad effects of an elective monarchy more than any other country;
+and yet, in point of civilisation, it maintained a very
+respectable rank among the nations of Europe; but Ireland never,
+for an instant, made any progress in improvement, till the reign
+of James I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is scarcely credible, that in a climate like that of
+Ireland, and at a period so far advanced in civilisation as the
+end of Elizabeth&rsquo;s reign, the greater part of the natives
+should go naked.&nbsp; Yet this is rendered certain by the
+testimony of an eye-witness, Fynes Moryson.&nbsp; &lsquo;In the
+remote parts,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;where the English laws and
+manners are unknown, the very chief of the Irish, as well men as
+women, go naked in the winter time, only having their privy parts
+covered with a rag of linen, and their bodies with a loose
+mantle.&nbsp; This I speak of my own experience; yet remember
+that a Bohemian baron coming out of Scotland to us by the north
+parts of the wild Irish, told me in great earnestness, that he,
+coming to the house of O&rsquo;Kane, a great lord amongst them,
+was met at the door by sixteen women, all naked, excepting their
+loose mantles, whereof eight or ten were very fair; with which
+strange sight his eyes being dazzled, they led him into the
+house, and then sitting down by the fire, with crossed legs, like
+tailors, and so low as could not but offend chaste eyes, desired
+him to sit down with them.&nbsp; Soon after, O&rsquo;Kane, the
+lord of the country, came in all naked, except a loose mantle and
+shoes, which he put off as soon as he came in; and, entertaining
+the Baron after his best manner in the Latin tongue, desired him
+to put off his apparel, which he thought to be a burden to him,
+and to sit naked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;To conclude, men and women at night going to
+sleep, he thus naked in a round circle about the fire, with their
+feet towards it.&nbsp; They fold their heads and their upper
+parts in woollen mantles, first steeped in water to keep them
+warm; for they say, that woollen cloth, wetted, preserves heat
+(as linen, wetted, preserves cold), when the smoke of their
+bodies has warmed the woollen cloth.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The cause of this extreme poverty, and of its long
+continuance, we must conclude, arose from the peculiar laws of
+property which were in force under the Irish dynasties.&nbsp;
+These laws have been described by most writers as similar to the
+Kentish custom of gavelkind; and, indeed, so little attention was
+paid to the subject, that were it not for the researches of Sir
+J. Davis, the knowledge of this singular usage would have been
+entirely lost.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Brehon law of property, he tells us, was similar to
+the custom (as the English lawyers term it) of hodge-podge.&nbsp;
+When any one of the sept died, his lands did not descend to his
+sons, but were divided among the whole sept: and, for this
+purpose, the chief of the sept made a new division of the whole
+lands belonging to the sept, and gave every one his part
+according to seniority.&nbsp; So that no man had a property which
+could descend to his children; and even during his own life his
+possession of any particular spot was quite uncertain, being
+liable to be constantly shuffled and changed by new
+partitions.&nbsp; The consequence of this was that there was not
+a house of brick or stone among the Irish down to the reign of
+Henry VII.; not even a garden or orchard, or well-fenced or
+improved field; neither village or town, or in any respect the
+least provision for posterity.&nbsp; This monstrous custom, so
+opposite to the natural feelings of mankind, was probably
+perpetuated by the policy of the chiefs.&nbsp; In the first place
+the power of partitioning being lodged in their hands, made them
+the most absolute of tyrants, being the dispensers of the
+property as well as of the liberty of their subjects.&nbsp; In
+the second place, it had the appearance of adding to the number
+of their savage armies; for where there was no improvement or
+tillage, war was pursued as an occupation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In the early history of Ireland, we find several
+instances of chieftains discountenancing tillage; and so late as
+Elizabeth&rsquo;s reign, Moryson says, that &lsquo;Sir Neal Garve
+restrained his people from ploughing, that they might assist him
+to do any mischief.&rsquo;&rdquo;&mdash;(pp. 99&ndash;102).</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>These quotations and observations will enable us to state a
+few plain facts for the recollection of our English
+readers:&mdash;1st, Ireland was never subdued till the rebellion
+in the reign of Queen Elizabeth.&nbsp; 2nd, For four hundred
+years before that period the two nations had been almost
+constantly at war; and in consequence of this, a deep and
+irreconcilable hatred existed between the people within and
+without the pale.&nbsp; 3rd, The Irish, at the accession of Queen
+Elizabeth, were unquestionably the most barbarous people in
+Europe.&nbsp; So much for what had happened previous to the reign
+of Queen Elizabeth; and let any man, who has the most superficial
+knowledge of human affairs, determine whether national hatred,
+proceeding from such powerful causes, could possibly have been
+kept under by the defeat of one single rebellion&mdash;whether it
+would not have been easy to have foreseen, at that period, that a
+proud, brave, half-savage people, would cherish the memory of
+their wrongs for centuries to come, and break forth into arms at
+every period when they were particularly exasperated by
+oppression, or invited by opportunity.&nbsp; If the Protestant
+religion had spread in Ireland as it did in England, and if there
+had never been any difference of faith between the two
+countries&mdash;can it be believed that the Irish, ill-treated
+and infamously governed as they have been, would never have made
+any efforts to shake off the yoke of England?&nbsp; Surely there
+are causes enough to account for their impatience of that yoke,
+without endeavouring to inflame the zeal of ignorant people
+against the Catholic religion, and to make that mode of faith
+responsible for all the butchery which the Irish and English for
+these last two centuries have exercised upon each other.&nbsp;
+Everybody, of course, must admit, that if to the causes of hatred
+already specified there be added the additional cause of
+religious distinction, this last will give greater force (and
+what is of more consequence to observe, give a <i>name</i>) to
+the whole aggregate motive.&nbsp; But what Mr. Parnell contends
+for, and clearly and decisively proves, is that many of those
+sanguinary scenes attributed to the Catholic religion are to be
+partly imputed to causes totally disconnected from religion; that
+the unjust invasion, and the tyrannical, infamous policy of the
+English, are to take their full share of blame with the sophisms
+and plots of Catholic priests.&nbsp; In the reign of Henry VIII.,
+Mr. Parnell shows that feudal submission was readily paid to him
+by all the Irish chiefs; that the Reformation was received
+without the slightest opposition; and that the troubles which
+took place at that period in Ireland are to be entirely
+attributed to the ambition and injustice of Henry.&nbsp; In the
+reign of Queen Mary there was no recrimination upon the
+Protestants&mdash;a striking proof that the bigotry of the
+Catholic religion had not at that period risen to any great
+height in Ireland.&nbsp; The insurrections of the various Irish
+princes were as numerous during this reign as they had been in
+the two preceding reigns&mdash;a circumstance rather difficult of
+explanation, if, as is commonly believed, the Catholic religion
+was at that period the main-spring of men&rsquo;s actions.</p>
+<p>In the reign of Elizabeth, the Catholic in the pale regularly
+fought against the Catholic out of the pale.&nbsp;
+O&rsquo;Sullivan, a bigoted Papist, reproaches them with doing
+so.&nbsp; Speaking of the reign of James I., he says, &ldquo;And
+now the eyes even of the English Irish (the Catholics of the
+pale) were opened; and they cursed their former folly for helping
+the heretic.&rdquo;&nbsp; The English Government were so sensible
+of the loyalty of the Irish English Catholics that they entrusted
+them with the most confidential services.&nbsp; The Earl of
+Kildare was the principal instrument in waging war against the
+chieftains of Leix and Offal.&nbsp; William O&rsquo;Bourge,
+another Catholic, was created Lord Castle Connel for his eminent
+services; and MacGully Patrick, a priest, was the State
+spy.&nbsp; We presume that this wise and <i>manly</i> conduct of
+Queen Elizabeth was utterly unknown both to the Pastrycook and
+the Secretary of State, who have published upon the dangers of
+employing Catholics even against foreign enemies; and in those
+publications have said a great deal about the wisdom of our
+ancestors&mdash;the usual topic whenever the folly of their
+descendants is to be defended.&nbsp; To whatever other of our
+ancestors they may allude, they may spare all compliments to this
+illustrious Princess, who would certainly have kept the worthy
+confectioner to the composition of tarts, and most probably
+furnished him with the productions of the Right Honourable
+Secretary as the means of conveying those juicy delicacies to a
+hungry and discerning public.</p>
+<p>In the next two reigns, Mr. Parnell shows by what injudicious
+measures of the English Government the spirit of Catholic
+opposition was gradually formed; for that it did produce powerful
+effects at a subsequent period he does not deny; but contends
+only (as we have before stated) that these effects have been much
+overrated, and ascribed <i>solely</i> to the Catholic religion
+when other causes have at least had an equal agency in bringing
+them about.&nbsp; He concludes with some general remarks on the
+dreadful state of Ireland, and the contemptible folly and bigotry
+of the English&mdash;remarks full of truth, of good sense, and of
+political courage.&nbsp; How melancholy to reflect, that there
+would be still some chance of saving England from the general
+wreck of empires, but that it may not be saved, because one
+politician will lose two thousand a year by it, and another three
+thousand&mdash;a third a place in reversion, and a fourth a
+pension for his aunt!&nbsp; Alas! these are the powerful causes
+which have always settled the destiny of great kingdoms, and
+which may level Old England, with all its boasted freedom, and
+boasted wisdom, to the dust.&nbsp; Nor is it the least singular,
+among the political phenomena of the present day, that the sole
+consideration which seems to influence the unbigoted part of the
+English people, in this great question of Ireland, is a regard
+for the personal feelings of the Monarch.&nbsp; Nothing is said
+or thought of the enormous risk to which Ireland is
+exposed&mdash;nothing of the gross injustice with which the
+Catholics are treated&mdash;nothing of the lucrative apostasy of
+those from whom they experience this treatment: but the only
+concern by which we all seem to be agitated is, that the King
+must not be vexed in his old age.&nbsp; We have a great respect
+for the King; and wish him all the happiness compatible with the
+happiness of his people.&nbsp; But these are not times to pay
+foolish compliments to kings, or the sons of kings, or to anybody
+else; this journal (the <i>Edinburgh Review</i>) has always
+preserved its character for courage and honesty; and it shall do
+so to the last.&nbsp; If the people of this country are solely
+occupied in considering what is personally agreeable to the King,
+without considering what is for his permanent good, and for the
+safety of his dominions; if all public men, quitting the common
+vulgar scramble for emolument, do not concur in conciliating the
+people of Ireland; if the unfounded alarms, and the comparatively
+trifling interests of the clergy, are to supersede the great
+question of freedom or slavery, it does appear to us quite
+impossible that so mean and so foolish a people can escape that
+destruction which is ready to burst upon them&mdash;a destruction
+so imminent that it can only be averted by arming all in our
+defence who would evidently be sharers in our ruin&mdash;and by
+such a change of system as may save us from the hazard of being
+ruined by the ignorance and cowardice of any general, by the
+bigotry or the ambition of any minister, or by the well-meaning
+scruples of any human being, let his dignity be what it
+may.&nbsp; These minor and domestic dangers we must endeavour
+firmly and temperately to avert as we best can; but at all
+hazards we must keep out the destroyer from among us, or perish
+like wise and brave men in the attempt.</p>
+<h2><span class="smcap">Ireland and England</span>.</h2>
+<p>1.&nbsp; <i>Whitelaw&rsquo;s History of the City of
+Dublin</i>. 4to.&nbsp; Cadell and Davies.</p>
+<p>2.&nbsp; <i>Observations on the State of Ireland</i>,
+<i>principally directed to its Agriculture and Rural
+Population</i>; <i>in a Series of Letters written on a Tour
+through that Country</i>.&nbsp; In 2 vols.&nbsp; By J. C. <span
+class="smcap">Curwen</span>, Esq., M.P.&nbsp; London, 1818.</p>
+<p>3.&nbsp; <i>Gamble&rsquo;s Views of Society in
+Ireland</i>.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><span class="smcap">These</span> are all the late publications
+that treat of Irish interests in general, and none of them are of
+first-rate importance.&nbsp; Mr. Gamble&rsquo;s &ldquo;Travels in
+Ireland&rdquo; are of a very ordinary description, low scenes and
+low humour making up the principal part of the narrative.&nbsp;
+There are readers, however, whom it will amuse; and the reading
+market becomes more and more extensive, and embraces a greater
+variety of persons every day.&nbsp; Mr. Whitelaw&rsquo;s
+&ldquo;History of Dublin&rdquo; is a book of great accuracy and
+research, highly creditable to the industry, good sense, and
+benevolence of its author.&nbsp; Of the &ldquo;Travels&rdquo; of
+Mr. Christian Curwen we hardly know what to say.&nbsp; He is bold
+and honest in his politics, a great enemy to abuses, vapid in his
+levity and pleasantry, and infinitely too much inclined to
+declaim upon commonplace topics of morality and
+benevolence.&nbsp; But, with these drawbacks, the book is not
+ill-written, and may be advantageously read by those who are
+desirous of information upon the present state of Ireland.</p>
+<p>So great and so long has been the misgovernment of that
+country, that we verily believe the empire would be much stronger
+if everything was open sea between England and the Atlantic, and
+if <i>skates and cod-fish</i> swam over the fair land of
+Ulster.&nbsp; Such jobbing, such profligacy, so much direct
+tyranny and oppression, such an abuse of God&rsquo;s gifts, such
+a profanation of God&rsquo;s name for the purposes of bigotry and
+party spirit, cannot be exceeded in the history of civilised
+Europe, and will long remain a monument of infamy and shame to
+England.&nbsp; But it will be more useful to suppress the
+indignation which the very name of Ireland inspires, and to
+consider impartially those causes which have marred this fair
+portion of the creation, and kept it wild and savage in the midst
+of improving Europe.</p>
+<p>The great misfortune of Ireland is that the mass of the people
+have been given up for a century to a handful of Protestants, by
+whom they have been treated as <i>Helots</i>, and subjected to
+every species of persecution and disgrace.&nbsp; The sufferings
+of the Catholics have been so loudly chanted in the very streets,
+that it is almost needless to remind our readers that, during the
+reigns of George I. and George II., the Irish Roman Catholics
+were disabled from holding any civil or military office, from
+voting at elections, from admission into corporations, from
+practising law or physic.&nbsp; A younger brother, by turning
+Protestant, might deprive his elder brother of his birthright; by
+the same process he might force his father, under the name of a
+liberal provision, to yield up to him a part of his landed
+property; and, if an eldest son, he might, in the same way,
+reduce his father&rsquo;s fee-simple to a life-estate.&nbsp; A
+Papist was disabled from purchasing freehold lands, and even from
+holding long leases; and any person might take his Catholic
+neighbour&rsquo;s house by paying &pound;5 for it.&nbsp; If the
+child of a Catholic father turned Protestant he was taken away
+from his father and put into the hands of a Protestant
+relation.&nbsp; No Papist could purchase a freehold or lease for
+more than thirty years, or inherit from an intestate Protestant,
+nor from an intestate Catholic, nor dwell in Limerick or Galway,
+nor hold an advowson, nor buy an annuity for life.&nbsp;
+&pound;50 was given for discovering a Popish archbishop,
+&pound;30 for a Popish clergyman, and 10s. for a
+schoolmaster.&nbsp; No one was allowed to be trustee for
+Catholics; no Catholic was allowed to take more than two
+apprentices; no Papist to be solicitor, sheriff, or to serve on
+Grand Juries.&nbsp; Horses of Papists might be seized for the
+militia, for which militia Papists were to pay double, and to
+find Protestant substitutes.&nbsp; Papists were prohibited from
+being present at vestries, or from being high or petty
+constables: and, when resident in towns, they were compelled to
+find Protestant watchmen.&nbsp; Barristers and solicitors
+marrying Catholics were exposed to the penalties of
+Catholics.&nbsp; Persons plundered by privateers during a war
+with any Popish prince were reimbursed by a levy on the Catholic
+inhabitants where they lived.&nbsp; All Popish priests
+celebrating marriages contrary to 12 Geo. I., cap 3, were to be
+<i>hanged</i>!</p>
+<p>The greater part of these incapacities are removed, though
+many of a very serious and oppressive nature still remain.&nbsp;
+But the grand misfortune is that the spirit which these
+oppressive laws engendered remains.&nbsp; The Protestant still
+looks upon the Catholic as a degraded being.&nbsp; The Catholic
+does not yet consider himself upon an equality with his former
+tyrant and taskmaster.&nbsp; That religious hatred which required
+all the prohibiting vigilance of the law for its restraint has
+found in the law its strongest support; and the spirit which the
+law first exasperated and embittered continues to act long after
+the original <i>stimulus</i> is withdrawn.&nbsp; The law which
+prevented Catholics from serving on Grand Juries is repealed; but
+Catholics are not called upon Grand Juries in the proportion in
+which they are entitled by their rank and fortune.&nbsp; The Duke
+of Bedford did all he could to give them the benefit of those
+laws which are already passed in their favour.&nbsp; But power is
+seldom entrusted in this country to one of the Duke of
+Bedford&rsquo;s liberality, and everything has fallen back in the
+hands of his successors into the ancient division of the
+privileged and degraded castes.&nbsp; We do not mean to cast any
+reflection upon the present Secretary for Ireland, whom we
+believe to be upon this subject a very liberal politician, and on
+all subjects an honourable and excellent man.&nbsp; The
+Government under which he serves allows him to indulge in a
+little harmless liberality; but it is perfectly understood that
+nothing is intended to be done for the Catholics; that no loaves
+and fishes will be lost by indulgence in Protestant insolence and
+tyranny; and, therefore, among the generality of Irish
+Protestants, insolence, tyranny, and exclusion continue to
+operate.&nbsp; However eligible the Catholic may be, he is not
+elected; whatever barriers may be thrown down, he does not
+advance a step.&nbsp; He was first kept out by law; he is now
+kept out by opinion and habit.&nbsp; They have been so long in
+chains that nobody believes they are capable of using their hands
+and feet.</p>
+<p>It is not, however, the only or the worst misfortune of the
+Catholics that the relaxations of the law are hitherto of little
+benefit to them; the law is not yet sufficiently relaxed.&nbsp; A
+Catholic, as everybody knows, cannot be made sheriff; cannot be
+in parliament; cannot be a director of the Irish Bank; cannot
+fill the great departments of the law, the army, and the navy; is
+cut off from all the high objects of human ambition, and treated
+as a marked and degraded person.</p>
+<p>The common admission now is that the Catholics are to the
+Protestants in Ireland as about four to one, of which Protestants
+not more than <i>one half</i> belong to the Church of
+Ireland.&nbsp; This, then, is one of the most striking features
+in the state of Ireland.&nbsp; That the great mass of the
+population is completely subjugated and overawed by a handful of
+comparatively recent settlers, in whom all the power and
+patronage of the country is vested, who have been reluctantly
+compelled to desist from still greater abuses of authority, and
+who look with trembling apprehension to the increasing liberality
+of the parliament and the country towards these unfortunate
+persons whom they have always looked upon as their property and
+their prey.</p>
+<p>Whatever evils may result from these proportions between the
+oppressor and oppressed&mdash;to whatever dangers a country so
+situated may be considered to be exposed, these evils and dangers
+are rapidly increasing in Ireland.&nbsp; The proportion of
+Catholics to Protestants is infinitely greater now than it was
+thirty years ago, and is becoming more and more favourable to the
+former.&nbsp; By a return made to the Irish House of Lords in
+1732 the proportion of Catholics to Protestants was not two to
+one.&nbsp; It is now (as we have already observed) four to one;
+and the causes which have thus altered the proportions in favour
+of the Catholics are sufficiently obvious to any one acquainted
+with the state of Ireland.&nbsp; The Roman Catholic priest
+resides; his income entirely depends upon the number of his
+flock; and he must exert himself or he starves.&nbsp; There is
+some chance of success, therefore, in <i>his</i> efforts to
+convert; but the Protestant clergyman, if he were equally eager,
+has little or no probability of persuading so much larger a
+proportion of the population to come over to his Church.&nbsp;
+The Catholic clergyman belongs to a religion that has always been
+more desirous of gaining proselytes than the Protestant Church;
+and he is animated by a sense of injury and a desire of
+revenge.&nbsp; Another reason for the disproportionate increase
+of Catholics is that the Catholics will marry upon means which
+the Protestant considers as insufficient for marriage.&nbsp; A
+few potatoes and a shed of turf are all that Luther has left for
+the Romanist; and, when the latter gets these, he instantly
+begins upon the great Irish manufacture of children.&nbsp; But a
+Protestant belongs to the sect that eats the fine flour and
+heaves the bran to others; he must have comforts, and he does not
+marry till he gets them.&nbsp; He would be ashamed if he were
+seen living as a Catholic lives.&nbsp; This is the principal
+reason why the Protestants who remain attached to their Church do
+not increase so fast as the Catholics.&nbsp; But in common minds,
+daily scenes, the example of the majority, the power of
+imitation, decide their habits, religious as well as civil.&nbsp;
+A Protestant labourer who works among Catholics soon learns to
+think and act and talk as they do; he is not proof against the
+eternal panegyric which he hears of Father O&rsquo;Leary.&nbsp;
+His Protestantism is rubbed away, and he goes at last, after some
+little resistance, to the chapel where he sees everybody else
+going.</p>
+<p>These eight Catholics not only hate the ninth man, the
+Protestant of the Establishment, for the unjust privileges he
+enjoys&mdash;not only remember that the lands of their father
+were given to his father&mdash;but they find themselves forced to
+pay for the support of his religion.&nbsp; In the wretched state
+of poverty in which the lower orders of Irish are plunged, it is
+not without considerable effort that they can pay the few
+shillings necessary for the support of their Catholic priest; and
+when this is effected, a tenth of the potatoes in the garden are
+to be set out for the support of a persuasion, the introduction
+of which into Ireland they consider as the great cause of their
+political inferiority, and all their manifold wretchedness.&nbsp;
+In England a labourer can procure constant employment, or he can,
+at the worst, obtain relief from his parish.&nbsp; Whether tithe
+operates as a tax upon him, is known only to the political
+economist: if he does pay it, he does not know that he pays it,
+and the burden of supporting the Clergy is at least kept out of
+his view.&nbsp; But in Ireland, the only method in which a poor
+man lives is by taking a small portion of land in which he can
+grow potatoes: seven or eight months out of twelve, in many parts
+of Ireland, there is no constant employment of the poor; and the
+potato farm is all that shelters them from absolute famine.&nbsp;
+If the Pope were to come in person, seize upon every tenth
+potato, the poor peasant would scarcely endure it.&nbsp; With
+what patience, then, can he see it tossed into the cart of the
+heretic rector, who has a church without a congregation, and a
+revenue without duties?&nbsp; We do not say whether these things
+are right or wrong, whether they want a remedy at all, or what
+remedy they want; but we paint them in those colours in which
+they appear to the eye of poverty and ignorance, without saying
+whether those colours are false or true.&nbsp; Nor is the case at
+all comparable to that of Dissenters paying tithe in England;
+which case is precisely the reverse of what happens in Ireland,
+for it is the contribution of a very small minority to the
+religion of a very large majority; and the numbers on either side
+make all the difference in the argument.&nbsp; To exasperate the
+poor Catholic still more, the rich graziers of the parish, or the
+squire in his parish, pay no tithe at all for their grass
+land.&nbsp; Agistment tithe is abolished in Ireland, and the
+burthen of supporting two Churches seems to devolve upon the
+poorer Catholics, struggling with plough and spade in small
+scraps of dearly-rented land.&nbsp; Tithes seem to be collected
+in a more harsh manner than they are collected in England.&nbsp;
+The minute sub-divisions of land in Ireland&mdash;the little
+connection which the Protestant clergyman commonly has with the
+Catholic population of his parish&mdash;have made the
+introduction of tithe proctors very general, sometimes as the
+agent of the clergyman, sometimes as the lessee or middleman
+between the clergyman and the cultivator of the land, but, in
+either case, practised, dexterous estimators of tithe.&nbsp; The
+English clergymen in general are far from exacting the whole of
+what is due to them, but sacrifice a little to the love of
+popularity or to the dread of odium.&nbsp; A system of
+tithe-proctors established all over England (as it is in
+Ireland), would produce general disgust and alienation from the
+Established Church.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;During the administration of Lord
+Halifax,&rdquo; says Mr. Hardy, in quoting the opinion of Lord
+Charlemont upon tithes paid by Catholics, &ldquo;Ireland was
+dangerously disturbed in its southern and northern regions.&nbsp;
+In the south principally, in the counties of Kilkenny, Limerick,
+Cork, and Tipperary, the White Boys now made their first
+appearance; those White Boys who have ever since occasionally
+disturbed the public tranquillity, without any rational method
+having been as yet pursued to eradicate this disgraceful
+evil.&nbsp; When we consider that the very same district has been
+for the long space of seven-and-twenty years liable to frequent
+returns of the same disorder into which it has continually
+relapsed, in spite of all the violent remedies from time to time
+administered by our political quacks, we cannot doubt but that
+some real, peculiar, and topical cause must exist, and yet
+neither the removal, nor even the investigation of this cause,
+has ever once been seriously attempted.&nbsp; Laws of the most
+sanguinary and unconstitutional nature have been enacted; the
+country has been disgraced and exasperated by frequent and bloody
+executions; and the gibbet, that perpetual resource of weak and
+cruel legislators, has groaned under the multitude of starving
+criminals; yet, while the cause is suffered to exist, the effects
+will ever follow.&nbsp; The amputation of limbs will never
+eradicate a prurient humour, which must be sought in its source
+and there remedied.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish,&rdquo; continues Mr. Wakefield, &ldquo;for the
+sake of humanity and for the honour of the Irish character, that
+the gentlemen of that country would take this matter into their
+serious consideration.&nbsp; Let them only for a moment place
+themselves in the situation of the half-famished cotter,
+surrounded by a wretched family clamorous for food, and judge
+what his feelings must be when he sees the tenth part of the
+produce of his potato garden exposed at harvest time to public
+<i>cant</i>, or if he have given a promissory note for the
+payment of a certain sum of money to compensate for such tithe
+when it becomes due, to hear the heart-rending cries of his
+offspring clinging round him, and lamenting for the milk of which
+they are deprived by the cows being driven to the pound to be
+sold to discharge the debt.&nbsp; Such accounts are not the
+creations of fancy; the facts do exist, and are but too common in
+Ireland.&nbsp; Were one of them transferred to canvas by the hand
+of genius, and exhibited to English humanity, that heart must be
+callous indeed that could refuse its sympathy.&nbsp; I have seen
+the cow, the favourite cow, driven away, accompanied by the
+sighs, the tears, and the imprecations of a whole family, who
+were paddling after, through wet and dirt, to take their last
+affectionate farewell of this their only friend and benefactor at
+the pound gate.&nbsp; I have heard with emotions which I can
+scarcely describe, deep curses repeated from village to village
+as the cavalcade proceeded.&nbsp; I have witnessed the group pass
+the domain walls of the opulent grazier, whose numerous herds
+were cropping the most luxuriant pastures, while he was secure
+from any demand for the tithe of their food, looking on with the
+most unfeeling indifference.&rdquo;&mdash;Ibid., p. 486.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In Munster, where tithe of potatoes is exacted, risings
+against the system have constantly occurred during the last forty
+years.&nbsp; In Ulster, where no such tithe is required, these
+insurrections are unknown.&nbsp; The double Church which Ireland
+supports, and that painful visible contribution towards it which
+the poor Irishman is compelled to make from his miserable
+pittance, is one great cause of those never-ending insurrections,
+burnings, murders, and robberies, which have laid waste that
+ill-fated country for so many years.&nbsp; The unfortunate
+consequence of the civil disabilities, and the Church payments
+under which the Catholics labour, is a rooted antipathy to this
+country.&nbsp; They hate the English Government from historical
+recollection, actual suffering, and disappointed hope, and till
+they are better treated they will continue to hate it.&nbsp; At
+this moment, in a period of the most profound peace, there are
+twenty-five thousand of the best disciplined and best appointed
+troops in the world in Ireland, with bayonets fixed, presented
+arms, and in the attitude of present war: nor is there a man too
+much&mdash;nor would Ireland be tenable without them.&nbsp; When
+it was necessary last year (or thought necessary) to put down the
+children of reform, we were forced to make a new levy of troops
+in this country; not a man could be spared from Ireland.&nbsp;
+The moment they had embarked, Peep-of-Day Boys, Heart-of-Oak
+Boys, Twelve-o&rsquo;-clock Boys, Heart-of-Flint Boys, and all
+the bloody boyhood of the Bog of Allen, would have proceeded to
+the ancient work of riot, rapine, and disaffection.&nbsp;
+Ireland, in short, till her wrongs are redressed and a more
+liberal policy is adopted towards her, will always be a cause of
+anxiety and suspicion to this country, and in some moment of our
+weakness and depression, will forcibly extort what she would now
+receive with gratitude and exultation.</p>
+<p>Ireland is situated close to another island of greater size,
+speaking the same language, very superior in civilisation, and
+the seat of government.&nbsp; The consequence of this is the
+emigration of the richest and most powerful part of the
+community&mdash;a vast drain of wealth&mdash;and the absence of
+all that wholesome influence which the representatives of ancient
+families, residing upon their estates, produce upon their
+tenantry and dependents.&nbsp; Can any man imagine that the
+scenes which have been acted in Ireland, within these last twenty
+years, would have taken place, if such vast proprietors as the
+Duke of Devonshire, the Marquis of Hertford, the Marquis of
+Lansdowne, Earl Fitzwilliam, and many other men of equal wealth,
+had been in the constant habit of residing upon their Irish as
+they are upon their English estates?&nbsp; Is it of no
+consequence to the order and the civilisation of a large
+district, whether the great mansion is inhabited by an
+insignificant, perhaps a mischievous attorney, in the shape of
+agent, or whether the first and greatest men of the United
+Kingdoms, after the business of Parliament is over, come with
+their friends and families, to exercise hospitality, to spend
+large revenues, to diffuse information, and to improve
+manners?&nbsp; This evil is a very serious one to Ireland; and,
+as far as we see, incurable.&nbsp; For if the present large
+estates were, by the dilapidation of families, to be broken to
+pieces and sold, others equally great would, in the free
+circulation of property, speedily accumulate; and the moment any
+possessor arrived at a certain pitch of fortune, he would
+probably choose to reside in the better country&mdash;near the
+Parliament, or the Court.</p>
+<p>This absence of great proprietors in Ireland necessarily
+brings with it, or if not necessarily, has actually brought with
+it, the employment of the middlemen, which forms one other
+standing and regular Irish grievance.&nbsp; We are well aware of
+all that can be said in defence of middlemen; that they stand
+between the little farmer and the great proprietor as the
+shopkeeper does between the manufacturer and consumer; and, in
+fact, by their intervention, save time, and therefore
+expense.&nbsp; This may be true enough in the abstract; but the
+particular nature of land must be attended to.&nbsp; The object
+of the man who makes cloth is to sell his cloth at the present
+market, for as high a price as he can obtain.&nbsp; If that price
+is too high, it soon falls; but no injury is done to his
+machinery by the superior price he has enjoyed for a
+season&mdash;he is just as able to produce cloth with it, as if
+the profits he enjoyed had always been equally moderate; he has
+no fear, therefore, of the middleman, or of any species of moral
+machinery which may help to obtain for him the greatest present
+prices.&nbsp; The same would be the feeling of any one who let
+out a steam-engine, or any other machine, for the purposes of
+manufacture; he would naturally take the highest price he could
+get; for he might either let his machine for a price
+proportionate to the work it did, or the repairs, estimable with
+the greatest precision, might be thrown upon the tenant; in
+short, he could hardly ask any rent too high for his machine
+which a responsible person would give; dilapidation would be so
+visible, and so calculable in such instances, that any secondary
+lease, or subletting, would be rather an increase of security
+than a source of alarm.&nbsp; Any evil from such a practice would
+be improbable measurable, and remediable.&nbsp; In land, on the
+contrary, the object is not to get the highest prices absolutely,
+but to get the highest prices which will not injure the
+machine.&nbsp; One tenant may offer and pay double the rent of
+another, and in a few years leave the land in a state which will
+effectually bar all future offers of tenancy.&nbsp; It is of no
+use to fill a lease full of clauses and covenants; a tenant who
+pays more than he ought to pay, or who pays even to the last
+farthing which he ought to pay, will rob the land, and injure the
+machine, in spite of all the attorneys in England.&nbsp; He will
+rob it even if he means to remain upon it&mdash;driven on by
+present distress, and anxious to put off the day of defalcation
+and arrear.&nbsp; The damage is often difficult of
+detection&mdash;not easily calculated, not easily to be proved;
+such for which juries (themselves perhaps farmers) will not
+willingly give sufficient compensation.&nbsp; And if this be true
+in England, it is much more strikingly true in Ireland, where it
+is extremely difficult to obtain verdicts for breaches of
+covenant in leases.</p>
+<p>The only method, then, of guarding the machine from real
+injury, is by giving to the actual occupier such advantage in his
+contract, that he is unwilling to give it up&mdash;that he has a
+real interest in retaining it, and is not driven by the
+distresses of the present moment to destroy the future
+productiveness of the soil.&nbsp; Any rent which the landlord
+accepts more than this, or any system by which more rent than
+this is obtained, is to borrow money upon the most usurious and
+profligate interest&mdash;to increase the revenue of the present
+day by the absolute ruin of the property.&nbsp; Such is the
+effect produced by a middleman; he gives high prices that he may
+obtain higher from the occupier; more is paid by the actual
+occupier than is consistent with the safety and preservation of
+the machine; the land is run out, and, in the end, that maximum
+of rent we have described is not obtained; and not only is the
+property injured by such a system, but in Ireland the most
+shocking consequences ensue from it.&nbsp; There is little
+manufacture in Ireland; the price of labour is low, the demand
+for labour irregular.&nbsp; If a poor man be driven, by distress
+of rent, from his potato garden, he has no other
+resource&mdash;all is lost: he will do the impossible (as the
+French say) to retain it; subscribe any bond, and promise any
+rent.&nbsp; The middleman has no character to lose; and he knew,
+when he took up the occupation, that it was one with which pity
+had nothing to do.&nbsp; On he drives; and backward the poor
+peasant recedes, loses something at every step, till he comes to
+the very brink of despair; and then he recoils and murders his
+oppressor, and is a <i>White Boy</i> or a <i>Right
+Boy</i>;&mdash;the soldier shoots him, and the judge hangs
+him.</p>
+<p>In the debate which took place in the Irish House of Commons,
+upon the Bill for preventing tumultuous risings and assemblies,
+on the 31st of January, 1787, the Attorney-General submitted to
+the House the following narrative of facts.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The commencement,&rdquo; said he,
+&ldquo;was in one or two parishes in the county of Kerry; and
+they proceeded thus.&nbsp; The people assembled in a Catholic
+chapel, and there took an oath to obey the laws of Captain Right,
+and to starve the clergy.&nbsp; They then proceeded to the next
+parishes on the following Sunday, and there swore the people in
+the same manner; with this addition, that they (the people last
+sworn) should on the ensuing Sunday proceed to the chapels of
+their next neighbouring parishes and swear the inhabitants of
+those parishes in like manner.&nbsp; Proceeding in this manner,
+they very soon went through the province of Munster.&nbsp; The
+first object was the <i>reformation of tithes</i>.&nbsp; They
+swore not to give more than a certain price per acre, not to
+assist or allow them to be assisted in drawing the tithe, and to
+permit <i>no proctor</i>.&nbsp; They next took upon them to
+prevent the collection of parish cesses, next to nominate parish
+clerks, and in some cases curates, to say what church should or
+should not be repaired, and in one case to threaten that they
+would burn a <i>new</i> church if the <i>old</i> one were not
+given for a mass-house.&nbsp; At last they proceeded to regulate
+the price of lands, to raise the price of labour, and to oppose
+the collection of the hearth-money and other taxes.&nbsp; Bodies
+of 5,000 of them have been seen to march through the country
+unarmed, and, if met by any magistrate, <i>they never offered the
+smallest rudeness or offence</i>; on the contrary, they had
+allowed persons charged with crimes to be taken from amongst them
+by the magistrate <i>alone</i>, unaided by any force.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Attorney-General said he was well acquainted with
+the province of Munster, and that it was impossible for human
+wretchedness to <i>exceed that of the peasantry of that
+province</i>.&nbsp; The unhappy tenantry were <i>ground to
+powder</i> by relentless landlords; that, far from being able to
+give the clergy their just dues, they had not food or raiment for
+themselves&mdash;the landlord grasped the whole; and sorry was he
+to add that, not satisfied with the present extortion, some
+landlords had been so base as to instigate the insurgents to rob
+the clergy of their tithes, not in order to alleviate the
+distresses of the tenantry, but that they might add the
+clergy&rsquo;s share to the cruel rack-rents they already
+paid.&nbsp; The poor people of Munster lived in a <i>more abject
+state of poverty than human nature could be supposed equal to
+bear</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Grattan&rsquo;s Speeches,&rdquo;
+vol. i., p. 292.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>We are not, of course, in such a discussion to be governed by
+names.&nbsp; A middleman might be tied up by the strongest legal
+restriction, as to the price he was to exact from the
+under-tenants, and then he would be no more pernicious to the
+estate than a steward.&nbsp; A steward might be protected in
+exactions as severe as the most rapacious middleman; and then, of
+course, it would be the same thing under another name.&nbsp; The
+practice to which we object is the too common method in Ireland
+of extorting the last farthing which the tenant is willing to
+give for land rather than quit it: and the machinery by which
+such practice is carried into effect is that of the
+middleman.&nbsp; It is not only that it ruins the land; it ruins
+the people also.&nbsp; They are made so poor&mdash;brought so
+near the ground&mdash;that they can sink no lower; and burst out
+at last into all the acts of desperation and revenge for which
+Ireland is so notorious.&nbsp; Men who have money in their
+pockets, and find that they are improving in their circumstances,
+don&rsquo;t do these things.&nbsp; Opulence, or the hope of
+opulence or comfort, is the parent of decency, order, and
+submission to the laws.&nbsp; A landlord in Ireland understands
+the luxury of carriages and horses, but has no relish for the
+greater luxury of surrounding himself with a moral and grateful
+tenantry.&nbsp; The absent proprietor looks only to revenue, and
+cares nothing for the disorder and degradation of a country which
+he never means to visit.&nbsp; There are very honourable
+exceptions to this charge: but there are too many living
+instances that it is just.&nbsp; The rapacity of the Irish
+landlord induces him to allow of the extreme division of his
+lands.&nbsp; When the daughter marries, a little portion of the
+little farm is broken off&mdash;another corner for Patrick, and
+another for Dermot&mdash;till the land is broken into sections,
+upon one of which an English cow could not stand.&nbsp; Twenty
+mansions of misery are thus reared instead of one.&nbsp; A louder
+cry of oppression is lifted up to heaven, and fresh enemies to
+the English name and power are multiplied on the earth.&nbsp; The
+Irish gentleman, too, extremely desirous of political influence,
+multiplying freeholds, and splitting votes; and this propensity
+tends of course to increase the miserable redundance of living
+beings, under which Ireland is groaning.&nbsp; Among the manifold
+wretchedness to which the poor Irish tenant is liable, we must
+not pass over the practice of driving for rent.&nbsp; A lets land
+to B, who lets it to C, who lets it again to D.&nbsp; D pays C
+his rent, and C pays B.&nbsp; But if B fails to pay A, the cattle
+of B, C, D are all driven to the pound, and after the interval of
+a few days sold by auction.&nbsp; A general driving of this kind
+very frequently leads to a bloody insurrection.&nbsp; It may be
+ranked among the classical grievances of Ireland.</p>
+<p>Potatoes enter for a great deal into the present condition of
+Ireland.&nbsp; They are much cheaper than wheat; and it is so
+easy to rear a family upon them, that there is no cheek to
+population from the difficulty of procuring food.&nbsp; The
+population therefore goes on with a rapidity approaching almost
+to that of new countries, and in a much greater ratio than the
+improving agriculture and manufacturers of the country can find
+employment for it.&nbsp; All degrees of all nations begin with
+living in pig-styes.&nbsp; The king or the priest first gets out
+of them; then the noble, then the pauper; in proportion as each
+class becomes more and more opulent.&nbsp; Better tastes arise
+from better circumstances; and the luxury of one period is the
+wretchedness and poverty of another.&nbsp; English peasants, in
+the time of Henry VII., were lodged as badly as Irish peasants
+now are; but the population was limited by the difficulty of
+procuring a corn subsistence.&nbsp; The improvements of this
+kingdom were more rapid; the price of labour rose; and with it
+the luxury and comfort of the peasant, who is now decently lodged
+and clothed, and who would think himself in the last stage of
+wretchedness if he had nothing but an iron pot in a turf house,
+and plenty of potatoes in it.&nbsp; The use of the potato was
+introduced into Ireland when the wretched accommodation of her
+own peasantry bore some proportion to the state of those
+accommodations all over Europe.&nbsp; But they have increased
+their population so fast, and, in conjunction with the oppressive
+government of Ireland retarding improvement, have kept the price
+of labour so low, that the Irish poor have never been able to
+emerge from their mud cabins, or to acquire any taste for
+cleanliness and decency of appearance.&nbsp; Mr. Curwen has the
+following description of Irish cottages:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;These mansions of miserable existence, for
+so they may truly be described, conformably to our general
+estimation of those indispensable comforts requisite to
+constitute the happiness of rational beings, are most commonly
+composed of two rooms on the ground floor, a most appropriate
+term, for they are literally on the earth, the surface of which
+is not unfrequently reduced a foot or more to save the expense of
+so much outward walling.&nbsp; The one is a refectory, the other
+the dormitory.&nbsp; The furniture of the former, if the owner
+ranks in the upper part of the scale of scantiness, will consist
+of a kitchen dresser, well provided and highly decorated with
+crockery&mdash;not less apparently the pride of the husband than
+the result of female vanity in the wife: which, with a table, a
+chest, a few stools, and an iron pot, complete the catalogue of
+conveniences generally found as belonging to the cabin: while a
+spinning-wheel, furnished by the Linen Board, and a loom,
+ornament vacant spaces that otherwise would remain
+unfurnished.&nbsp; In fitting up the latter, which cannot on any
+occasion or by any display add a feather to the weight or
+importance expected to be excited by the appearance of the
+former, the inventory is limited to one, and sometimes two beds,
+serving for the repose of the whole family!&nbsp; However downy
+these may be to limbs impatient for rest, their coverings appear
+to be very slight, and the whole of the apartment created
+reflections of a very painful nature.&nbsp; Under such
+privations, with a wet mud floor and a roof in tatters, how idle
+the search for comforts!&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Curwen</i>, <i>i.</i>,
+pp. 112, 113.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>To this extract we shall add one more on the same subject.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The gigantic figure, bareheaded before me,
+had a beard that would not have disgraced an ancient
+Israelite&mdash;he was without shoes or stockings&mdash;and
+almost a sans-culotte&mdash;with a coat, or rather a jacket, that
+appeared as if the first blast of wind would tear it to
+tatters.&nbsp; Though his garb was thus tattered, he had a manly
+commanding countenance.&nbsp; I asked permission to see the
+inside of his cabin, to which I received his most courteous
+assent.&nbsp; On stooping to enter at the door I was stopped, and
+found that permission from another was necessary before I could
+be admitted.&nbsp; A pig, which was fastened to a stake driven
+into the floor, with length of rope sufficient to permit him the
+enjoyment of sun and air, demanded some courtesy, which I showed
+him, and was suffered to enter.&nbsp; The wife was engaged in
+boiling thread, and by her side, near the fire, a lovely infant
+was sleeping, without any covering, on a bare board.&nbsp;
+Whether the fire gave additional glow to the countenance of the
+babe, or that Nature impressed on its unconscious cheek a blush
+that the lot of man should be exposed to such privations, I will
+not decide; but if the cause be referable to the latter, it was
+in perfect unison with my own feelings.&nbsp; Two or three other
+children crowded round the mother: on their rosy countenances
+health seemed established in spite of filth and ragged
+garments.&nbsp; The dress of the poor woman was barely sufficient
+to satisfy decency.&nbsp; Her countenance bore the expression of
+a set melancholy, tinctured with an appearance of ill
+health.&nbsp; The hovel, which did not exceed twelve or fifteen
+feet in length and ten in breadth, was half obscured by
+smoke&mdash;chimney or window I saw none; the door served the
+various purposes of an inlet to light and the outlet to
+smoke.&nbsp; The furniture consisted of two stools, an iron pot,
+and a spinning-wheel, while a sack stuffed with straw, and a
+single blanket laid on planks, served as a bed for the repose of
+the whole family.&nbsp; Need I attempt to describe my
+sensations?&nbsp; The statement alone cannot fail of conveying to
+a mind like yours an adequate idea of them&mdash;I could not long
+remain a witness to this acme of human misery.&nbsp; As I left
+the deplorable habitation the mistress followed me to repeat her
+thanks for the trifle I had bestowed.&nbsp; This gave me an
+opportunity of observing her person more particularly.&nbsp; She
+was a tall figure, her countenance composed of interesting
+features, and with every appearance of having once been
+handsome.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Unwilling to quit the village without first satisfying
+myself whether what I had seen was a solitary instance or a
+sample of its general state, or whether the extremity of poverty
+I had just beheld had arisen from peculiar improvidence and want
+of management in one wretched family, I went into an adjoining
+habitation, where I found a poor old woman of eighty, whose
+miserable existence was painfully continued by the maintenance of
+her granddaughter.&nbsp; Their condition, if possible, was more
+deplorable.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Curwen</i>, i., pp.
+181&ndash;183.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This wretchedness, of which all strangers who visit Ireland
+are so sensible, proceeds certainly in great measure from their
+accidental use of a food so cheap, that it encourages population
+to an extraordinary degree, lowers the price of labour, and
+leaves the multitudes which it calls into existence almost
+destitute of everything but food.&nbsp; Many more live in
+consequence of the introduction of potatoes; but all live in
+greater wretchedness.&nbsp; In the progress of population, the
+potato must of course become at last as difficult to be procured
+as any other food; and then let the political economist calculate
+what the immensity and wretchedness of a people must be, where
+the further progress of population is checked by the difficulty
+of procuring potatoes.</p>
+<p>The consequence of the long mismanagement and oppression of
+Ireland, and of the singular circumstances in which it is placed,
+is, that it is a semi-barbarous country&mdash;more shame to those
+who have thus ill-treated a fine country and a fine people; but
+it is part of the present case of Ireland.&nbsp; The barbarism of
+Ireland is evinced by the frequency and ferocity of
+duels&mdash;the hereditary clannish feuds of the common people
+and the fights to which they give birth&mdash;the atrocious
+cruelties practised in the insurrections of the common
+people&mdash;and their proneness to insurrection.&nbsp; The lower
+Irish live in a state of greater wretchedness than any other
+people in Europe inhabiting so fine a soil and climate.&nbsp; It
+is difficult, often impossible, to execute the processes of
+law.&nbsp; In cases where gentlemen are concerned, it is often
+not even attempted.&nbsp; The conduct of under-sheriffs is often
+very corrupt.&nbsp; We are afraid the magistracy of Ireland is
+very inferior to that of this country; the spirit of jobbing and
+bribery is very widely diffused, and upon occasions when the
+utmost purity prevails in the sister kingdom.&nbsp; Military
+force is necessary all over the country, and often for the most
+common and just operations of Government.&nbsp; The behaviour of
+the higher to the lower orders is much less gentle and decent
+than in England.&nbsp; Blows from superiors to inferiors are more
+frequent, and the punishment for such aggression more
+doubtful.&nbsp; The word <i>gentleman</i> seems, in Ireland, to
+put an end to most processes at law.&nbsp; Arrest a
+gentleman!!!&mdash;take out a warrant against a
+gentleman&mdash;are modes of operation not very common in the
+administration of Irish justice.&nbsp; If a man strike the
+meanest peasant in England, he is either knocked down in his
+turn, or immediately taken before a magistrate.&nbsp; It is
+impossible to live in Ireland without perceiving the various
+points in which it is inferior in civilisation.&nbsp; Want of
+unity in feeling and interest among the
+people&mdash;irritability, violence, and revenge&mdash;want of
+comfort and cleanliness in the lower orders&mdash;habitual
+disobedience to the law&mdash;want of confidence in
+magistrates&mdash;corruption, venality, the perpetual necessity
+of recurring to military force&mdash;all carry back the observer
+to that remote and early condition of mankind, which an
+Englishman can learn only in the pages of the antiquary or the
+historian.&nbsp; We do not draw this picture for censure but for
+truth.&nbsp; We admire the Irish&mdash;feel the most sincere pity
+for the state of Ireland&mdash;and think the conduct of the
+English to that country to have been a system of atrocious
+cruelty and contemptible meanness.&nbsp; With such a climate,
+such a soil, and such a people, the inferiority of Ireland to the
+rest of Europe is directly chargeable to the long wickedness of
+the English Government.</p>
+<p>A direct consequence of the present uncivilised state of
+Ireland is, that very little English capital travels there.&nbsp;
+The man who deals in steam-engines, and warps and woofs, is
+naturally alarmed by Peep-of-Day Boys, and nocturnal Carders; his
+object is to buy and sell as quickly and quietly as he can, and
+he will naturally bear high taxes and rivalry in England, or
+emigrate to any part of the Continent, or to America, rather than
+plunge into the tumult of Irish politics and passions.&nbsp;
+There is nothing which Ireland wants more than large
+manufacturing towns to take off its superfluous population.&nbsp;
+But internal peace must come first, and then the arts of peace
+will follow.&nbsp; The foreign manufacturer will hardly think of
+embarking his capital where he cannot be sure that his existence
+is safe.&nbsp; Another check to the manufacturing greatness of
+Ireland is the scarcity, not of coal, but of good coal, cheaply
+raised&mdash;an article in which (in spite of papers in the Irish
+Transactions) they are lamentably inferior to the English.</p>
+<p>Another consequence from some of the causes we have stated is
+the extreme idleness of the Irish labourer.&nbsp; There is
+nothing of the value of which the Irish seem to have so little
+notion as that of time.&nbsp; They scratch, pick, dawdle, stare,
+gape, and do anything but strive and wrestle with the task before
+them.&nbsp; The most ludicrous of all human objects is an
+Irishman ploughing.&nbsp; A gigantic figure&mdash;a seven-foot
+machine for turning potatoes in human nature&mdash;wrapt up in an
+immense great-coat, and urging on two starved ponies, with
+dreadful imprecations and uplifted shillala.&nbsp; The Irish crow
+discerns a coming perquisite, and is not inattentive to the
+proceedings of the steeds.&nbsp; The furrow which is to be the
+depository of the future crop is not unlike, either in depth or
+regularity, to those domestic furrows which the nails of the meek
+and much-injured wife plough, in some family quarrel, upon the
+cheeks of the deservedly punished husband.&nbsp; The weeds seem
+to fall contentedly, knowing that they have fulfilled their
+destiny, and left behind them, for the resurrection of the
+ensuing spring, an abundant and healthy progeny.&nbsp; The whole
+is a scene of idleness, laziness, and poverty, of which it is
+impossible, in this active and enterprising country, to form the
+most distant conception; but strongly indicative of habits,
+whether secondary or original, which will long present a powerful
+impediment to the improvement of Ireland.</p>
+<p>The Irish character contributes something to retard the
+improvements of that country.&nbsp; The Irishman has many good
+qualities: he is brave, witty, generous, eloquent, hospitable,
+and open-hearted; but he is vain, ostentatious, extravagant, and
+fond of display, light in counsel, deficient in perseverance,
+without skill in private or public economy, an enjoyer, not an
+acquirer&mdash;one who despises the slow and patient
+virtues&mdash;who wants the superstructure without the
+foundation, the result without the previous operation, the oak
+without the acorn and the three hundred years of
+expectation.&nbsp; The Irish are irascible, prone to debt and to
+fight, and very impatient of the restraints of law.&nbsp; Such a
+people are not likely to keep their eyes steadily upon the main
+chance like the Scotch or the Dutch.&nbsp; England strove very
+hard at one period to compel the Scotch to pay a double Church,
+but Sawney took his pen and ink, and finding what a sum it
+amounted to became furious and drew his sword.&nbsp; God forbid
+the Irishman should do the same!&nbsp; The remedy now would be
+worse than the disease; but if the oppressions of England had
+been more steadily resisted a century ago, Ireland would not have
+been the scene of poverty, misery, and distress which it now
+is.</p>
+<p>The Catholic religion, among other causes, contributes to the
+backwardness and barbarism of Ireland.&nbsp; Its debasing
+superstition, childish ceremonies, and the profound submission to
+the priesthood which it teaches, all tend to darken men&rsquo;s
+minds, to impede the progress of knowledge and inquiry, and to
+prevent Ireland from becoming as free, as powerful, and as rich
+as the sister kingdom.&nbsp; Though sincere friends to Catholic
+emancipation, we are no advocates for the Catholic
+religion.&nbsp; We should be very glad to see a general
+conversion to Protestantism among the Irish, but we do not think
+that violence, privations, and incapacities, are the proper
+methods of making proselytes.</p>
+<p>Such, then, is Ireland at this period&mdash;a land more
+barbarous than the rest of Europe, because it has been worse
+treated and more cruelly oppressed.&nbsp; Many of the
+incapacities and privations to which the Catholics were exposed
+have been removed by law, but in such instances they are still
+incapacitated and deprived by custom.&nbsp; Many cruel and
+oppressive laws are still enforced against them.&nbsp; A tenth
+part of the population engrosses all the honours of the country;
+the other nine pay a tenth of the product of the earth for the
+support of a religion in which they do not believe.&nbsp; There
+is little capital in the country.&nbsp; The great and rich men
+are called by business, or allured by pleasure, into England;
+their estates are given up to factors, and the utmost farthing of
+rent extorted from the poor, who, if they give up the land,
+cannot get employment in manufactures, or regular employment in
+husbandry.&nbsp; The common people use a sort of food so very
+cheap that they can rear families who cannot procure employment,
+and who have little more of the comforts of life than food.&nbsp;
+The Irish are light-minded&mdash;want of employment has made them
+idle; they are irritable and brave, have a keen remembrance of
+the past wrongs they have suffered, and the present wrongs they
+are suffering from England.&nbsp; The consequence of all this is,
+eternal riot and insurrection, a whole army of soldiers in time
+of profound peace, and general rebellion whenever England is busy
+with her other enemies or off her guard!&nbsp; And thus it will
+be, while the same causes continue to operate, for ages to come,
+and worse and worse as the rapidly increasing population of the
+Catholics becomes more and more numerous.</p>
+<p>The remedies are time and justice, and that justice consists
+in repealing all laws which make any distinction between the two
+religions; in placing over the government of Ireland, not the
+stupid, amiable, and insignificant noblemen who have too often
+been sent there, but men who feel deeply the wrongs of Ireland,
+and who have an ardent wish to heal them; who will take care that
+Catholics, when eligible, shall be elected; who will share the
+patronage of Ireland proportionally among the two parties, and
+give to just and liberal laws the same vigour of execution which
+has hitherto been reserved only for decrees of tyranny, and the
+enactments of oppression.&nbsp; The injustice and hardship of
+supporting two Churches must be put out of sight, if it cannot or
+ought not to be cured.&nbsp; The political economist, the
+moralist, and the satirist, must combine to teach moderation and
+superintendence to the great Irish proprietors.&nbsp; Public talk
+and clamour may do something for the poor Irish, as it did for
+the slaves in the West Indies.&nbsp; Ireland will become more
+quiet under such treatment, and then more rich, more comfortable,
+and more civilised; and the horrid spectacle of folly and
+tyranny, which it at present exhibits, may in time be removed
+from the eyes of Europe.</p>
+<p>There are two eminent Irishmen now in the House of
+Commons&mdash;Lord Castlereagh and Mr. Canning&mdash;who will
+subscribe to the justness of every syllable we have said upon
+this subject, and who have it in their power, by making it the
+condition of their remaining in office, to liberate their native
+country, and raise it to its just rank among the nations of the
+earth.&nbsp; Yet the Court buys them over, year after year, by
+the pomp and perquisites of office; and year after year they come
+into the House of Commons, feeling deeply, and describing
+powerfully, the injuries of five millions of their
+countrymen&mdash;and <i>continue</i> members of a government that
+inflicts those evils, under the pitiful delusion that it is not a
+Cabinet Question, as if the scratchings and quarrellings of Kings
+and Queens could alone cement politicians together in
+indissoluble unity, while the fate and torture of one-third of
+the empire might be complimented away from one minister to
+another, without the smallest breach in their Cabinet
+alliance.&nbsp; Politicians, at least honest politicians, should
+be very flexible and accommodating in little things, very rigid
+and inflexible in great things.&nbsp; And is this <i>not</i> a
+great thing?&nbsp; Who has painted it in finer and more
+commanding eloquence than Mr. Canning?&nbsp; Who has taken a more
+sensible and statesmanlike view of our miserable and cruel policy
+than Lord Castlereagh?&nbsp; You would think, to hear them, that
+the same planet could not contain them and the oppressors of
+their country&mdash;perhaps not the same solar system.&nbsp; Yet
+for money, claret, and patronage, they lend their countenance,
+assistance, and friendship to the Ministers who are the stern and
+inflexible enemies to the emancipation of Ireland!</p>
+<p>Thank God that all is not profligacy and corruption in the
+history of that devoted people&mdash;and that the name of
+Irishman does not always carry with it the idea of the oppressor
+or the oppressed&mdash;the plunderer or the plundered&mdash;the
+tyrant or the slave!&nbsp; Great men hallow a whole people, and
+lift up all who live in their time.&nbsp; What Irishman does not
+feel proud that he has lived in the days of <span
+class="smcap">Grattan</span>? who has not turned to him for
+comfort, from the false friends and open enemies of Ireland? who
+did not remember him in the days of its burnings and wastings and
+murders?&nbsp; No Government ever dismayed him&mdash;the world
+could not bribe him&mdash;he thought only of Ireland&mdash;lived
+for no other object&mdash;dedicated to her his beautiful fancy,
+his elegant wit, his manly courage, and all the splendour of his
+astonishing eloquence.&nbsp; He was so born and so gifted that
+poetry, forensic skill, elegant literature, and all the highest
+attainments of human genius were within his reach; but he thought
+the noblest occupation of a man was to make other men happy and
+free; and in that straight line he went on for fifty years,
+without one side-look, without one yielding thought, without one
+motive in his heart which he might not have laid open to the view
+of God and man.&nbsp; He is gone!&mdash;but there is not a single
+day of his honest life of which every good Irishman would not be
+more proud than of the whole political existence of his
+countrymen&mdash;the annual deserters and betrayers of their
+native land.</p>
+<h2><span class="smcap">Moore&rsquo;s Captain Rock</span>.</h2>
+<p><i>Memoirs of Captain Rock</i>, <i>the celebrated Irish
+Chieftain</i>; <i>with some Account of his Ancestors</i>.&nbsp;
+Written by Himself.&nbsp; Fourth Edition.&nbsp; 12mo.&nbsp;
+London, 1824.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><span class="smcap">This</span> agreeable and witty book is
+generally supposed to have been written by Mr. Thomas Moore, a
+gentleman of small stature, but full of genius, and a steady
+friend of all that is honourable and just.&nbsp; He has here
+borrowed the name of a celebrated Irish leader, to typify that
+spirit of violence and insurrection which is necessarily
+generated by systematic oppression, and rudely avenges its
+crimes; and the picture he has drawn of its prevalence in that
+unhappy country is at once piteous and frightful.&nbsp; Its
+effect in exciting our horror and indignation is in the long run
+increased, we think&mdash;though at first it may seem
+counteracted&mdash;by the tone of levity, and even jocularity,
+under which he has chosen to veil the deep sarcasm and
+substantial terrors of his story.&nbsp; We smile at first, and
+are amused, and wonder, as we proceed, that the humorous
+narrative should produce conviction and pity&mdash;shame,
+abhorrence, and despair.</p>
+<p>England seems to have treated Ireland much in the same way as
+Mrs. Brownrigg treated her apprentice&mdash;for which Mrs.
+Brownrigg is hanged in the first volume of the Newgate
+Calendar.&nbsp; Upon the whole, we think the apprentice is better
+off than the Irishman; as Mrs. Brownrigg merely starves and beats
+her, without any attempt to prohibit her from going to any shop,
+or praying at any church her apprentice might select: and once or
+twice, if we remember rightly, Brownrigg appears to have felt
+some compassion.&nbsp; Not so Old England, who indulges rather in
+a steady baseness, uniform brutality, and unrelenting
+oppression.</p>
+<p>Let us select from this entertaining little book a short
+history of dear Ireland, such as even some profligate idle member
+of the House of Commons, voting as his master bids him, may
+perchance throw his eye upon, and reflect for a moment upon the
+iniquity to which he lends his support.</p>
+<p>For some centuries after the reign of Henry II., the Irish
+were killed like game, by persons qualified or unqualified.&nbsp;
+Whether dogs were used does not appear quite certain, though it
+is probable they were, spaniels as well as pointers; and that,
+after a regular point by Basto, well backed by Ponto and
+C&aelig;sar, Mr. O&rsquo;Donnel or Mr. O&rsquo;Leary bolted from
+the thicket, and were bagged by the English sportsman.&nbsp; With
+Henry II. came in tithes, to which, in all probability, about one
+million of lives may have been sacrificed in Ireland.&nbsp; In
+the reign of Edward I. the Irish who were settled near the
+English requested that the benefit of the English laws might be
+extended to them; but the remonstrance of the barons with the
+hesitating king was in substance this: &ldquo;You have made us a
+present of these wild gentlemen, and we particularly request that
+no measures may be adopted to check us in that full range of
+tyranny and oppression in which we consider the value of such a
+gift to consist.&nbsp; You might as well give us sheep, and
+prevent us from shearing the wool, or roasting the
+meat.&rdquo;&nbsp; This reasoning prevailed, and the Irish were
+kept to their barbarism, and the barons preserved their dive
+stock.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Read &lsquo;Orange faction&rsquo; (says
+Captain Rock) here and you have the wisdom of our rulers, at the
+end of near six centuries, <i>in statu quo</i>.&nbsp; The grand
+periodic year of the stoics, at the close of which everything was
+to begin again, and the same events to be all reacted in the same
+order, is, on a miniature scale, represented in the history of
+the English Government in Ireland, every succeeding century being
+but a new revolution of the same follies, the same crimes, and
+the same turbulence that disgraced the former.&nbsp; But
+&lsquo;Vive l&rsquo;ennemi!&rsquo; say I: whoever may suffer by
+such measures, Captain Rock, at least, will prosper.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And such was the result at the period of which I am
+speaking.&nbsp; The rejection of a petition, so humble and so
+reasonable, was followed, as a matter of course, by one of those
+daring rebellions into which the revenge of an insulted people
+naturally breaks forth.&nbsp; The M&rsquo;Cartys, the
+O&rsquo;Briens, and the other Macs and O&rsquo;s, who have been
+kept on the alert by similar causes ever since, flew to arms
+under the command of a chieftain of my family; and, as the
+proffered <i>handle</i> of the sword had been rejected, made
+their inexorable masters at least feel its
+<i>edge</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;(<i>pp.</i> 23&ndash;25.)</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Fifty years afterwards the same request was renewed and
+refused.&nbsp; Up again rose Mac and O, a <i>just and necessary
+war</i> ensued; and after the usual murders, the usual chains
+were replaced upon the Irishry.&nbsp; All Irishmen were excluded
+from every species of office.&nbsp; It was high treason to marry
+with the Irish blood, and highly penal to receive the Irish into
+religious houses.&nbsp; War was waged also against their Thomas
+Moores, Samuel Rogerses, and Walter Scotts, who went about the
+country harping and singing against English oppression.&nbsp; No
+such turbulent guests were to be received.&nbsp; The plan of
+making them poets-laureate, or converting them to loyalty by
+pensions of &pound;100 per annum, had not then been thought
+of.&nbsp; They debarred the Irish even from the pleasure of
+running away, and fixed them to the soil like negroes.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I have thus selected,&rdquo; says the
+historian of Rock, &ldquo;cursorily and at random, a few features
+of the reigns preceding the Reformation, in order to show what
+good use was made of those three or four hundred years in
+attaching the Irish people to their English governors; and by
+what a gentle course of alternatives they were prepared for the
+inoculation of a new religion, which was now about to be
+attempted upon them by the same skilful and friendly hands.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Henry VII. appears to have been the first monarch to
+whom it occurred, that matters were not managed exactly as they
+ought in this part of his dominions; and we find him&mdash;with a
+simplicity which is still fresh and youthful among our
+rulers&mdash;expressing his <i>surprise</i> that his subjects of
+this land should be so prone to faction and rebellion, and that
+so little advantage had been hitherto derived from the
+acquisitions of his predecessor, notwithstanding the fruitfulness
+and natural advantages of Ireland.&nbsp; Surprising, indeed, that
+a policy, such as we have been describing, should not have
+converted the whole country into a perfect Atlantis of
+happiness&mdash;should not have made it like the imaginary island
+of Sir Thomas More, where &lsquo;<i>tota insula velut una familia
+est</i>!&rsquo;&mdash;most stubborn, truly, and ungrateful, must
+that people be, upon whom, up to the very hour in which I write,
+such a long and unvarying course of penal laws, confiscations,
+and Insurrection Acts has been tried, without making them in the
+least degree in love with their rulers.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Heloise tells her tutor, Abelard, that the correction
+which he inflicted upon her only served to increase the ardour of
+her affection for him; but bayonets and hemp are no such
+&lsquo;<i>amoris stimuli</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; One more
+characteristic anecdote of those times and I have done.&nbsp; At
+the battle of Knocktow, in the reign of Henry VII., when that
+remarkable man, the Earl of Kildare, assisted by the great
+O&rsquo;Neal and other Irish chiefs, gained a victory over
+Clanricard of Connaught, most important to the English
+Government, Lord Gormanstown, after the battle, in the first
+insolence of success, said, turning to the Earl of Kildare,
+&lsquo;We have now slaughtered our enemies, but, to complete the
+good deed, we must proceed yet further, and&mdash;cut the throats
+of those Irish of our own party!&rsquo;&nbsp; Who can wonder that
+the Rock family were active in those times?&rdquo;&mdash;(pp. 33,
+35.)</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Henry VIII. persisted in all these outrages, and aggravated
+them by insulting the prejudices of the people.&nbsp; England is
+almost the only country in the world (even at present) where
+there is not some favourite religious sport, where absurd lies,
+little bits of cloth, feathers, rusty nails, splinters, and other
+invaluable relics, are treasured up, and in defence of which the
+whole population are willing to turn out and perish as one
+man.&nbsp; Such was the shrine of St. Kieran, the whole treasures
+of which the satellites of that corpulent tyrant turned out into
+the street, pillaged the sacred church of Clonmacnoise, scattered
+the holy nonsense of the priests to the winds, and burnt the real
+and venerable crosier of St. Patrick, fresh from the
+silversmith&rsquo;s shop, and formed of the most costly
+materials.&nbsp; Modern princes change the uniform of regiments;
+Henry changed the religion of kingdoms, and was determined that
+the belief of the Irish should undergo a radical and Protestant
+conversion.&nbsp; With what success this attempt was made, the
+present state of Ireland is sufficient evidence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Be not dismayed,&rdquo; said Elizabeth, on hearing that
+O&rsquo;Neal meditated some designs against her government;
+&ldquo;tell my friends, if he arise, it will turn to their
+advantage&mdash;<i>there will be estates for those who
+want</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Soon after this prophetic speech, Munster
+was destroyed by famine and the sword, and near 600,000 acres
+forfeited to the crown, and distributed among Englishmen.&nbsp;
+Sir Walter Raleigh (the virtuous and good) butchered the garrison
+of Limerick in cold blood, after Lord Deputy Gray had selected
+700 to be hanged.&nbsp; There were, during the reign of
+Elizabeth, three invasions of Ireland by the Spaniards, produced
+principally by the absurd measures of this princess for the
+reformation of its religion.&nbsp; The Catholic clergy, in
+consequence of these measures, abandoned their cures, the
+churches fell to ruin, and the people were left without any means
+of instruction.&nbsp; Add to these circumstances the murder of
+M&rsquo;Mahon, the imprisonment of O&rsquo;Toole and
+O&rsquo;Dogherty, and the kidnapping of O&rsquo;Donnel&mdash;all
+truly Anglo-Hibernian proceedings.&nbsp; The execution of the
+laws was rendered detestable and intolerable by the queen&rsquo;s
+officers of justice.&nbsp; The spirit raised by these
+transactions, besides innumerable smaller insurrections gave rise
+to the great wars of Desmond and Hugh O&rsquo;Neal; which, after
+they had worn out the ablest generals, discomfited the choicest
+troops, exhausted the treasure, and embarrassed the operations of
+Elizabeth, were terminated by the destruction of these two
+ancient families, and by the confiscation of more than half the
+territorial surface of the island.&nbsp; The last two years of
+O&rsquo;Neal&rsquo;s wars cost Elizabeth &pound;140,000 per
+annum, though the whole revenue of England at that period fell
+considerably short of &pound;500,000.&nbsp; Essex, after the
+destruction of Norris, led into Ireland an army of above 20,000
+men, which was totally baffled and destroyed by Tyrone, within
+two years of their landing.&nbsp; Such was the importance of
+Irish rebellions two centuries before the time in which we
+live.&nbsp; Sir G. Carew attempted to assassinate the Lugan
+Earl&mdash;Mountjoy compelled the Irish rebels to massacre each
+other.&nbsp; In the course of a few months 3,000 men were starved
+to death in Tyrone.&nbsp; Sir Arthur Chichester, Sir Richard
+Manson, and other commanders, saw three children feeding on the
+flesh of their dead mother.&nbsp; Such were the golden days of
+good Queen Bess!</p>
+<p>By the rebellions of Dogherty, in the reign of James I., six
+northern counties were confiscated, amounting to 500,000
+acres.&nbsp; In the same manner, 64,000 acres were confiscated in
+Athlone.&nbsp; The whole of his confiscations amount to nearly a
+million acres; and if Leland means plantation acres, they
+constitute a twelfth of the whole kingdom according to Newenham,
+and a tenth according to Sir W. Petty.&nbsp; The most shocking
+and scandalous action in the reign of James, was his attack upon
+the whole property of the province of Connaught, which he would
+have effected, if he had not been bought off by a sum greater
+than he hoped to gain by his iniquity, besides the luxury of
+confiscation.&nbsp; The Irish, during the reign of James I.,
+suffered under the <i>double</i> evils of a licentious soldiery
+and a religious persecution.</p>
+<p>Charles I. took a bribe of &pound;120,000 from his Irish
+subjects, to grant them what in those days were called
+<i>Graces</i>, but in these days would be denominated the
+Elements of Justice.&nbsp; The money was paid, but the graces
+were never granted.&nbsp; One of these graces was curious enough:
+&ldquo;That the clergy were not to be permitted to keep
+henceforward any private prisons of their own, but delinquents
+were to be committed to the public jails.&rdquo;&nbsp; The idea
+of a rector, with his own private jail full of Dissenters, is the
+most ludicrous piece of tyranny we ever heard of.&nbsp; The
+troops in the beginning of Charles&rsquo;s reign were supported
+by the weekly fines levied upon the Catholics for non-attendance
+upon established worship.&nbsp; The Archbishop of Dublin went
+himself at the head of a file of musketeers, to disperse a
+Catholic congregation in Dublin&mdash;which object he effected
+after a considerable skirmish with the priests.&nbsp; &ldquo;The
+favourite object&rdquo; (says Dr. Leland, a Protestant clergyman,
+and dignitary of the Irish Church) &ldquo;of the Irish Government
+and the English Parliament, was <i>the utter extermination</i> of
+all the Catholic inhabitants of Ireland.&rdquo;&nbsp; The great
+rebellion took place in this reign, and Ireland was one scene of
+blood and cruelty and confiscation.</p>
+<p>Cromwell began his career in Ireland by massacring for five
+days the garrison of Drogheda, to whom quarter had been
+promised.&nbsp; Two millions and a half of acres were
+confiscated.&nbsp; Whole towns were put up in lots, and
+sold.&nbsp; The Catholics were banished from three-fourths of the
+kingdom, and confined to Connaught.&nbsp; After a certain day,
+every Catholic found out of Connaught was to be punished with
+death.&nbsp; Fleetwood complains peevishly &ldquo;that the people
+<i>do not transport readily</i>,&rdquo; but adds, &ldquo;<i>it is
+doubtless a work in which the Lord will appear</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Ten thousand Irish were sent as recruits to the Spanish army.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Such was <i>Cromwell&rsquo;s</i> way of
+settling the affairs of Ireland; and if a nation <i>is</i> to be
+ruined, this method is, perhaps, as good as any.&nbsp; It is, at
+least, more humane than the slow, lingering process of exclusion,
+disappointment, and degradation, by which their hearts are worn
+out under more specious forms of tyranny; and that talent of
+despatch which Moli&egrave;re attributes to one of his physicians
+is no ordinary merit in a practitioner like
+Cromwell:&mdash;&ldquo;C&rsquo;est un homme exp&eacute;ditif, qui
+aime &agrave; dep&ecirc;cher ses malades; et quand on &agrave;
+mourir, cela se fait avec lui le plus vite du monde.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+A certain military Duke, who complains that Ireland is but half
+conquered, would, no doubt, upon an emergency, try his hand in
+the same line of practice, and, like that &lsquo;stern
+hero&rsquo; Mirmillo, in the Dispensary,</p>
+<p>&ldquo;While others meanly take whole months to slay,<br />
+Despatch the grateful patient in a day!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Among other amiable enactments against the Catholics at
+this period, the price of five pounds was set on the head of a
+Romish priest, being exactly the same sum offered by the same
+legislators for the head of a wolf.&nbsp; The Athenians, we are
+told, encouraged the destruction of wolves by a similar reward
+(five drachms); but it does not appear that these heathens bought
+up the heads of priests at the same rate, such zeal in the cause
+of religion being reserved for times of Christianity and
+Protestantism.&rdquo;&mdash;(pp. 97&ndash;99.)</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Nothing can show more strongly the light in which the Irish
+were held by Cromwell than the correspondence with Henry Cromwell
+respecting the peopling of Jamaica from Ireland.&nbsp; Secretary
+Thurloe sends to Henry, the Lord Deputy in Ireland, to inform him
+that &ldquo;a stock of Irish girls and Irish young men are
+wanting for the peopling of Jamaica.&rdquo;&nbsp; The answer of
+Henry Cromwell is as follows:&mdash;&ldquo;Concerning the supply
+of young men, although we must use force in taking them up,
+<i>yet it being so much for their own good</i>, and likely to be
+of so great advantage to the public, it is not the least doubted
+but that you may have such a number of them as you may think fit
+to make use of on this account.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shall not need repeat anything respecting the girls,
+not doubting to answer your expectations to the full <i>in
+that</i>; and I think it might be of like advantage to your
+affairs there and ours here if you should think fit to send 1,500
+or 2,000 boys to the place above mentioned.&nbsp; <i>We can well
+spare them</i>; and who knows but that it may be the means of
+making them Englishmen&mdash;I mean, rather, Christians?&nbsp; As
+for the girls, I suppose you will make provisions of clothes, and
+other accommodations for them.&rdquo;&nbsp; Upon this, Thurloe
+informs Henry Cromwell that the council have voted 4,000
+<i>girls</i>, <i>and as many boys</i>, to go to Jamaica.</p>
+<p>Every Catholic priest found in Ireland was hanged, and five
+pounds paid to the informer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;About the years 1652 and 1653,&rdquo; says Colonel
+Lawrence, in his <i>Interests of Ireland</i>, &ldquo;the plague
+and famine had so swept away whole counties, that a man might
+travel twenty or thirty miles and not see a living creature,
+either man, or beast, or bird, they being all dead, or had
+quitted those desolate places.&nbsp; Our soldiers would tell
+stories of the places where they saw smoke&mdash;it was so rare
+to see either smoke by day or fire or candle by
+night.&rdquo;&nbsp; In this manner did the Irish live and die
+under Cromwell, suffering by the sword, famine, pestilence, and
+persecution, beholding the confiscation of a kingdom and the
+banishment of a race.&nbsp; &ldquo;So that there perished,&rdquo;
+says Sir W. Petty, &ldquo;in the year 1641, 650,000 human beings,
+whose bloods somebody must atone for to God and the
+King!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the reign of Charles II., by the Act of Settlement, four
+millions and a half of acres were for ever taken from the
+Irish.&nbsp; &ldquo;This country,&rdquo; says the Earl of Essex,
+Lord Lieutenant in 1675, &ldquo;has been perpetually rent and
+torn since his Majesty&rsquo;s restoration.&nbsp; I can compare
+it to nothing better than the flinging the reward on the death of
+a deer among the pack of hounds, where every one pulls and tears
+where he can for himself.&rdquo;&nbsp; All wool grown in Ireland
+was, by Act of Parliament, compelled to be sold to England; and
+Irish cattle were excluded from England.&nbsp; The English,
+however, were pleased to accept 30,000 head of cattle, sent as a
+gift from Ireland to the sufferers in the great fire! and the
+first day of the Sessions, after this act of munificence, the
+Parliament passed fresh acts of exclusion against the productions
+of that country.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Among the many anomalous situations in which the Irish
+have been placed, by those &lsquo;marriage vows, false as
+dicers&rsquo; oaths,&rsquo; which bind their country to England,
+the dilemma in which they found themselves at the Revolution was
+not the less perplexing or cruel.&nbsp; If they were loyal to the
+King <i>de jure</i>, they were hanged by the King <i>de
+facto</i>; and if they escaped with life from the King <i>de
+facto</i>, it was but to be plundered and proscribed by the King
+<i>de jure</i> afterwards.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Hac <i>gener</i> atque <i>socer</i>
+coeant mercede suorum.&rsquo;&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Virgil</span>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;In a manner so summary, prompt, and high
+mettled,<br />
+Twixt father and son-in-law matters were settled.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;In fact, most of the outlawries in Ireland were for
+treason committed the very day on which the Prince and Princess
+of Orange accepted the crown in the Banqueting-house; though the
+news of this event could not possibly have reached the other side
+of the Channel on the same day, and the Lord-Lieutenant of King
+James, with an army to enforce obedience, was at that time in
+actual possession of the government, so little was common sense
+consulted, or the mere decency of forms observed, by that
+rapacious spirit, which nothing less than the confiscation of the
+whole island could satisfy; and which having, in the reign of
+James I. and at the Restoration, despoiled the natives of no less
+than ten millions six hundred and thirty-six thousand eight
+hundred and thirty-seven acres, now added to its plunder one
+million sixty thousand seven hundred and ninety-two acres more,
+being the amount altogether (according to Lord Clare&rsquo;s
+calculation) of the whole superficial contents of the island!</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Thus, not only had <i>all</i> Ireland
+suffered confiscation in the course of this century, but no
+inconsiderable portion of it had been twice and even thrice
+confiscated.&nbsp; Well might Lord Clare say, &lsquo;that the
+situation of the Irish nation, at the Revolution, stands
+unparalleled in the history of the inhabited
+world.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; (pp. 111&ndash;113.)</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>By the Articles of Limerick, the Irish were promised the free
+exercise of their religion; but from that period to the year
+1788, every year produced some fresh penalty against that
+religion, some liberty was abridged, some right impaired, or some
+suffering increased.&nbsp; By acts in King William&rsquo;s reign,
+they were prevented from being solicitors.&nbsp; No Catholic was
+allowed to marry a Protestant; and any Catholic who sent a son to
+Catholic countries for education was to forfeit all his
+lands.&nbsp; In the reign of Queen Anne, any son of a Catholic
+who chose to turn Protestant got possession of the father&rsquo;s
+estate.&nbsp; No Papist was allowed to purchase freehold
+property, or to take a lease for more than thirty years.&nbsp; If
+a Protestant dies intestate, the estate is to go to the next
+<i>Protestant</i> heir, though all to the tenth generation should
+be Catholic.&nbsp; In the same manner, if a Catholic dies
+intestate, his estate is to go to the next Protestant.&nbsp; No
+Papist is to dwell in Limerick or Galway.&nbsp; No Papist is to
+take an annuity for life.&nbsp; The widow of a Papist turning
+Protestant to have a portion of the chattels of deceased in spite
+of any will.&nbsp; Every Papist teaching schools to be presented
+as a regular Popish convict.&nbsp; Prices of catching Catholic
+priests, from 50s. to &pound;10, according to rank.&nbsp; Papists
+are to answer all questions respecting other Papists, or to be
+committed to jail for twelve months.&nbsp; No trust to be
+undertaken for Papists.&nbsp; No Papist to be on Grand
+Juries.&nbsp; Some notion may be formed of the spirit of those
+times, from an order of the House of Commons, &ldquo;that the
+Sergeant-at-Arms should take into custody all Papists that should
+presume to come into <i>the gallery</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+(<i>Commons&rsquo; Journal</i>, vol. iii., fol. 976.)&nbsp;
+During this reign the English Parliament legislated as absolutely
+for Ireland as they do now for Rutlandshire, an evil not to be
+complained of, if they had done it as justly.&nbsp; In the reign
+of George I., the horses of Papists were seized for the militia,
+and rode by Protestants; towards which the Catholics paid double,
+and were compelled to find Protestant substitutes.&nbsp; They
+were prohibited from voting at vestries, or being high or petty
+constables.&nbsp; An act of the English Parliament in this reign
+opens as follows:&mdash;&ldquo;Whereas attempts have been lately
+made to shake off the subjection of Ireland to the Imperial Crown
+of these realms, be it enacted,&rdquo; etc. etc.&nbsp; In the
+reign of George II. four-sixths of the population were cut off
+from the right of voting at elections by the necessity under
+which they were placed of taking the oath of supremacy.&nbsp;
+Barristers and solicitors marrying Catholics are exposed to all
+the penalties of Catholics.&nbsp; Persons robbed by privateers
+during a war with a Catholic State are to be indemnified by a
+levy on the Catholic inhabitants of the neighbourhood.&nbsp; All
+marriages between Catholics and Protestants are annulled.&nbsp;
+All Popish priests celebrating them are to be hanged.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;This system&rdquo; (says Arthur Young) &ldquo;has no other
+tendency than that of driving out of the kingdom all the personal
+wealth of the Catholics, and extinguishing their industry within
+it; and the face of the country, every object which presents
+itself to travellers, tells him how effectually this has been
+done.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Young&rsquo;s Tour in Ireland</i>, vol.
+ii., p. 48.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Such is the history of Ireland&mdash;for we are now at our own
+times; and the only remaining question is, whether the system of
+improvement and conciliation begun in the reign of George III.
+shall be pursued, and the remaining incapacities of the Catholics
+removed, or all these concessions be made insignificant by an
+adherence to that spirit of proscription which they professed to
+abolish?&nbsp; Looking to the sense and reason of the thing, and
+to the ordinary working of humanity and justice, when assisted,
+as they are here, by self-interest and worldly policy, it might
+seem absurd to doubt of the result.&nbsp; But looking to the
+facts and the persons by which we are now surrounded, we are
+constrained to say that we greatly fear that these incapacities
+never will be removed till they are removed by fear.&nbsp; What
+else, indeed, can we expect when we see them opposed by such
+enlightened men as Mr. Peel&mdash;faintly assisted by men of such
+admirable genius as Mr. Canning&mdash;when Royal Dukes consider
+it as a compliment to the memory of their father to continue this
+miserable system of bigotry and exclusion, when men act
+ignominiously and contemptibly on this question, who do so on no
+other question, when almost the only persons zealously opposed to
+this general baseness and fatuity are a few Whigs and Reviewers,
+or here and there a virtuous poet like Mr. Moore?&nbsp; We repeat
+again, that the measure never will be effected but by fear.&nbsp;
+In the midst of one of our just and necessary wars, the Irish
+Catholics will compel this country to grant them a great deal
+more than they at present require or even contemplate.&nbsp; We
+regret most severely the protraction of the disease, and the
+danger of the remedy; but in this way it is that human affairs
+are carried on!</p>
+<p>We are sorry we have nothing for which to praise
+Administration on the subject of the Catholic question, but it is
+but justice to say, that they have been very zealous and active
+in detecting fiscal abuses in Ireland, in improving mercantile
+regulations, and in detecting Irish jobs.&nbsp; The commission on
+which Mr. Wallace presided has been of the greatest possible
+utility, and does infinite credit to the Government.&nbsp; The
+name of Mr. Wallace in any commission has now become a pledge to
+the public that there is a real intention to investigate and
+correct abuse.&nbsp; He stands in the singular predicament of
+being equally trusted by the rulers and the ruled.&nbsp; It is a
+new era in Government when such men are called into action; and
+if there were not proclaimed and fatal limits to that ministerial
+liberality, which, so far as it goes, we welcome without a grudge
+and praise without a sneer, we might yet hope that, for the sake
+of mere consistency, they might be led to falsify our
+forebodings.&nbsp; But alas! there are motives more immediate,
+and therefore irresistible; and the time is not yet come when it
+will be believed easier to govern Ireland by the love of the many
+than by the power of the few, when the paltry and dangerous
+machinery of bigoted faction and prostituted patronage may be
+dispensed with, and the vessel of the State be propelled by the
+natural current of popular interests and the breath of popular
+applause.&nbsp; In the meantime, we cannot resist the temptation
+of gracing our conclusion with the following beautiful passage,
+in which the author alludes to the hopes that were raised at
+another great era of partial concession and liberality, that of
+the revolution of 1782, when, also, benefits were conferred which
+proved abortive because they were incomplete, and balm poured
+into the wound, where the envenomed shaft was yet left to
+rankle.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;And here,&rdquo; says the gallant Captain
+Rock, &ldquo;as the free confession of weakness constitutes the
+chief charm and use of biography, I will candidly own that the
+dawn of prosperity and concord which I now saw breaking over the
+fortunes of my country, so dazzled and deceived my youthful eyes,
+and so unsettled every hereditary notion of what I owed to my
+name and family, that&mdash;shall I confess it&mdash;I even
+hailed with pleasure the prospects of peace and freedom that
+seemed opening around me; nay, was ready, in the boyish
+enthusiasm of the moment, to sacrifice all my own personal
+interest in all future riots and rebellions to the one bright,
+seducing object of my country&rsquo;s liberty and repose.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When I contemplated such a man as the venerable
+Charlemont, whose nobility was to the people like a fort over a
+valley, elevated above them solely for their defence; who
+introduced the polish of the courtier into the camp of the
+freeman, and served his country with all that pure Platonic
+devotion which a true knight in the time of chivalry proffered to
+his mistress; when I listened to the eloquence of Grattan, the
+very music of freedom, her first fresh matin song, after a long
+night of slavery, degradation, and sorrow; when I saw the bright
+offerings which he brought to the shrine of his
+country&mdash;wisdom, genius, courage, and patience, invigorated
+and embellished by all those social and domestic virtues, without
+which the loftiest talents stand isolated in the moral waste
+around them, like the pillars of Palmyra towering in a
+wilderness!&mdash;when I reflected on all this, it not only
+disheartened me for the mission of discord which I had
+undertaken, but made me secretly hope that it might be rendered
+unnecessary; and that a country which could produce such men and
+achieve such a revolution, might yet&mdash;in spite of the joint
+efforts of the Government and my family&mdash;take her rank in
+the scale of nations, and be happy!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My father, however, who saw the momentary dazzle by
+which I was affected, soon drew me out of this false light of
+hope in which I lay basking, and set the truth before me in a way
+but too convincing and ominous.&nbsp; &lsquo;Be not deceived,
+boy,&rsquo; he would say, &lsquo;by the fallacious appearances
+before you.&nbsp; Eminently great and good as is the man to whom
+Ireland owes this short era of glory, <i>our</i> work, believe
+me, will last longer than his.&nbsp; We have a power on our side
+that &ldquo;will not willingly let us die;&rdquo; and, long after
+Grattan shall have disappeared from earth like that arrow shot
+into the clouds by Alcestes, effecting nothing, but leaving a
+long train of light behind him, the family of the <span
+class="smcap">Rocks</span> will continue to flourish in all their
+native glory, upheld by the ever-watchful care of the
+Legislature, and fostered by that &ldquo;nursing-mother of
+Liberty,&rdquo; the Church.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
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+PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS AND SELECTED ESSAYS
+
+
+
+
+Contents:
+ Introduction
+ Peter Plymley's Letters
+ Historical Apology For The Irish Catholics
+ Ireland and England
+ Moore's Captain Rock
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+
+
+Sydney Smith, of the same age as Walter Scott, was born at Woodford,
+in Essex, in the year 1771, and he died of heart disease, aged
+seventy-four, on the 22nd of February, 1845. His father was a
+clever man of wandering habits who, when he settled in England,
+reduced his means by buying, altering, spoiling, and then selling
+about nineteen different places in England. His mother was of a
+French family from Languedoc, that had been driven to England by the
+Revocation of the Edict of Nantes. Sydney Smith's grandfather, upon
+the mother's side, could speak no English, and he himself ascribed
+some of his gaiety to the French blood in his veins.
+
+He was one of four sons. His eldest brother Robert--known as Bobus-
+-was sent to Eton, where he joined Canning, Frere, and John Smith,
+in writing the Eton magazine, the Microcosm; and at Cambridge Bobus
+afterwards was known as a fine Latin scholar. Sydney Smith went
+first to a school at Southampton, and then to Winchester, where he
+became captain of the school. Then he was sent for six months to
+Normandy for a last polish to his French before he went on to New
+College, Oxford. When he had obtained his fellowship there, his
+father left him to his own resources. His eldest brother had been
+trained for the bar, his two younger brothers were sent out to
+India, and Sydney, against his own wish, yielded to the strong
+desire of his father that he should take orders as a clergyman.
+Accordingly, in 1794, he became curate of the small parish of
+Netherhaven, in Wiltshire. Meat came to Netherhaven only once a
+week in a butcher's cart from Salisbury, and the curate often dined
+upon potatoes flavoured with ketchup.
+
+The only educated neighbour was Mr. Hicks Beach, the squire, who at
+first formally invited the curate to dinner on Sundays, and soon
+found his wit, sense, and high culture so delightful, that the
+acquaintance ripened into friendship. After two years in the
+curacy, Sydney Smith gave it up and went abroad with the squire's
+son. "When first I went into the Church," he wrote afterwards, "I
+had a curacy in the middle of Salisbury Plain; the parish was
+Netherhaven, near Amesbury. The squire of the parish, Mr. Beach,
+took a fancy to me, and after I had served it two years, he engaged
+me as tutor to his eldest son, and it was arranged that I and his
+son should proceed to the University of Weimar in Saxony. We set
+out, but before reaching our destination Germany was disturbed by
+war, and, in stress of politics, we put into Edinburgh, where I
+remained five years."
+
+Young Michael Beach, who had little taste for study, lived with
+Sydney Smith as his tutor, and found him a wise guide and pleasant
+friend. When Michael went to the University, his brother William
+was placed under the same good care. Sydney Smith, about the same
+time, went to London to be married. His wife's rich brother
+quarrelled with her for marrying a man who said that his only
+fortune consisted in six small silver teaspoons. One day after
+their happy marriage he ran in to his wife and threw them in her
+lap, saying, "There, Kate, you lucky girl, I give you all my
+fortune!" The lucky girl had a small fortune of her own which her
+husband had strictly secured to herself and her children. Mr. Beach
+recognised the value of Sydney Smith's influence over his son by a
+wedding gift of 750 pounds. In 1802 a daughter was born, and in the
+same year Sydney Smith joined Francis Jeffrey and other friends, who
+then maintained credit for Edinburgh as the Modern Athens, in the
+founding of The Edinburgh Review, to which the papers in this
+volume, added to the Peter Plymley Letters, were contributed. The
+Rev. Sydney Smith preached sometimes in the Episcopal Church at
+Edinburgh, and presently had, in addition to William Beach, a son of
+Mr. Gordon, of Ellon Castle, placed under his care, receiving 400
+pounds a year for each of the young men.
+
+In 1803 Sydney Smith left Edinburgh for London, where he wrote
+busily in The Edinburgh Review, but remained poor for many years.
+His wit brought friends, and the marriage of his eldest brother with
+Lord Holland's aunt quickened the growth of a strong friendship with
+Lord Holland. Through the good offices of Lord Holland, Sydney
+Smith obtained, in 1806, aged thirty-five, the living of Foston-le-
+Clay, in Yorkshire. In the next year appeared the first letter of
+Peter Plymley to his brother Abraham on the subject of the Irish
+Catholics.
+
+These letters fell, we are told, like sparks on a heap of gunpowder.
+All London, and soon all England, was alive to the sound reason
+recommended by a lively wit. Sydney Smith lived to be recognised as
+first among the social wits, and it was always the chief praise of
+his wit that wisdom was the soul of it. Peter Plymley's letters,
+and Sydney Smith's articles on the same subject in The Edinburgh
+Review were the most powerful aids furnished by the pen to the
+solution of the burning question of their time. Lord Murray called
+the Plymley letters "after Pascal's letters the most instructive
+piece of wisdom in the form of irony ever written." Worldly wealth
+came later; but in wit, wisdom, and kindly helpful cheerfulness,
+from youth to age, Sydney Smith's life was rich.
+
+H. M.
+
+
+
+LETTERS ON THE SUBJECT OF THE CATHOLICS.
+TO MY BROTHER ABRAHAM,
+WHO LIVES IN THE COUNTRY.
+BY PETER PLYMLEY.
+
+
+
+LETTER I.
+
+
+
+Dear Abraham,--A worthier and better man than yourself does not
+exist; but I have always told you, from the time of our boyhood,
+that you were a bit of a goose. Your parochial affairs are governed
+with exemplary order and regularity; you are as powerful in the
+vestry as Mr. Perceval is in the House of Commons,--and, I must say,
+with much more reason; nor do I know any church where the faces and
+smock-frocks of the congregation are so clean, or their eyes so
+uniformly directed to the preacher. There is another point, upon
+which I will do you ample justice; and that is, that the eyes so
+directed towards you are wide open; for the rustic has, in general,
+good principles, though he cannot control his animal habits; and,
+however loud he may snore, his face is perpetually turned towards
+the fountain of orthodoxy.
+
+Having done you this act of justice, I shall proceed, according to
+our ancient intimacy and familiarity, to explain to you my opinions
+about the Catholics, and to reply to yours.
+
+In the first place, my sweet Abraham, the Pope is not landed--nor
+are there any curates sent out after him--nor has he been hid at St.
+Albans by the Dowager Lady Spencer--nor dined privately at Holland
+House--nor been seen near Dropmore. If these fears exist (which I
+do not believe), they exist only in the mind of the Chancellor of
+the Exchequer; they emanate from his zeal for the Protestant
+interest; and, though they reflect the highest honour upon the
+delicate irritability of his faith, must certainly be considered as
+more ambiguous proofs of the sanity and vigour of his understanding.
+By this time, however, the best-informed clergy in the neighbourhood
+of the metropolis are convinced that the rumour is without
+foundation; and though the Pope is probably hovering about our coast
+in a fishing-smack, it is most likely he will fall a prey to the
+vigilance of our cruisers; and it is certain that he has not yet
+polluted the Protestantism of our soil.
+
+Exactly in the same manner, the story of the wooden gods seized at
+Charing Cross, by an order from the Foreign Office, turns out to be
+without the shadow of a foundation; instead of the angels and
+archangels, mentioned by the informer, nothing was discovered but a
+wooden image of Lord Mulgrave, going down to Chatham, as a head-
+piece for the Spanker gun-vessel; it was an exact resemblance of his
+Lordship in his military uniform; and THEREFORE as little like a god
+as can well be imagined.
+
+Having set your fears at rest, as to the extent of the conspiracy
+formed against the Protestant religion, I will now come to the
+argument itself.
+
+You say these men interpret the scriptures in an unorthodox manner,
+and that they eat their god.--Very likely. All this may seem very
+important to you, who live fourteen miles from a market-town, and,
+from long residence upon your living, are become a kind of holy
+vegetable; and in a theological sense it is highly important. But I
+want soldiers and sailors for the state; I want to make a greater
+use than I now can do of a poor country full of men; I want to
+render the military service popular among the Irish; to check the
+power of France; to make every possible exertion for the safety of
+Europe, which in twenty years' time will be nothing but a mass of
+French slaves: and then you, and ten other such boobies as you,
+call out--"For God's sake, do not think of raising cavalry and
+infantry in Ireland! . . . They interpret the Epistle to Timothy in
+a different manner from what we do! . . . They eat a bit of wafer
+every Sunday, which they call their God!" . . . I wish to my soul
+they would eat you, and such reasoners as you are. What! when Turk,
+Jew, Heretic, Infidel, Catholic, Protestant, are all combined
+against this country; when men of every religious persuasion, and no
+religious persuasion; when the population of half the globe is up in
+arms against us; are we to stand examining our generals and armies
+as a bishop examines a candidate for holy orders; and to suffer no
+one to bleed for England who does not agree with you about the
+second of Timothy? You talk about the Catholics! If you and your
+brotherhood have been able to persuade the country into a
+continuation of this grossest of all absurdities, you have ten times
+the power which the Catholic clergy ever had in their best days.
+Louis XIV., when he revoked the Edict of Nantes, never thought of
+preventing the Protestants from fighting his battles; and gained
+accordingly some of his most splendid victories by the talents of
+his Protestant generals. No power in Europe, but yourselves, has
+ever thought for these hundred years past, of asking whether a
+bayonet is Catholic, or Presbyterian or Lutheran; but whether it is
+sharp and well-tempered. A bigot delights in public ridicule; for
+he begins to think he is a martyr. I can promise you the full
+enjoyment of this pleasure, from one extremity of Europe to the
+other.
+
+I am as disgusted with the nonsense of the Roman Catholic religion
+as you can be: and no man who talks such nonsense shall ever tithe
+the product of the earth, nor meddle with the ecclesiastical
+establishment in any shape; but what have I to do with the
+speculative nonsense of his theology, when the object is to elect
+the mayor of a county town, or to appoint a colonel of a marching
+regiment? Will a man discharge the solemn impertinences of the one
+office with less zeal, or shrink from the bloody boldness of the
+other with greater timidity, because the blockhead thinks he can eat
+angels in muffins and chew a spiritual nature in the crumpets which
+he buys from the baker's shop? I am sorry there should be such
+impious folly in the world, but I should be ten times a greater fool
+than he is, if I refused, till he had made a solemn protestation
+that the crumpet was spiritless and the muffin nothing but a human
+muffin, to lead him out against the enemies of the state. Your
+whole argument is wrong: the state has nothing whatever to do with
+theological errors which do not violate the common rules of
+morality, and militate against the fair power of the ruler: it
+leaves all these errors to you, and to such as you. You have every
+tenth porker in your parish for refuting them; and take care that
+you are vigilant and logical in the task.
+
+I love the Church as well as you do; but you totally mistake the
+nature of an establishment, when you contend that it ought to be
+connected with the military and civil career of every individual in
+the state. It is quite right that there should be one clergyman to
+every parish interpreting the Scriptures after a particular manner,
+ruled by a regular hierarchy, and paid with a rich proportion of
+haycocks and wheatsheafs. When I have laid this foundation for a
+rational religion in the state--when I have placed ten thousand
+well-educated men in different parts of the kingdom to preach it up,
+and compelled everybody to pay them, whether they hear them or not--
+I have taken such measures as I know must always procure an immense
+majority in favour of the Established Church; but I can go no
+further. I cannot set up a civil inquisition, and say to one, you
+shall not be a butcher, because you are not orthodox; and prohibit
+another from brewing, and a third from administering the law, and a
+fourth from defending the country. If common justice did not
+prohibit me from such a conduct, common sense would. The advantage
+to be gained by quitting the heresy would make it shameful to
+abandon it; and men who had once left the Church would continue in
+such a state of alienation from a point of honour, and transmit that
+spirit to their latest posterity. This is just the effect your
+disqualifying laws have produced. They have fed Dr. Rees, and Dr.
+Kippis; crowded the congregations of the Old Jewry to suffocation:
+and enabled every sublapsarian, and superlapsarian, and semi-
+pelagian clergyman, to build himself a neat brick chapel, and live
+with some distant resemblance to the state of a gentleman.
+
+You say the King's coronation oath will not allow him to consent to
+any relaxation of the Catholic laws.--Why not relax the Catholic
+laws as well as the laws against Protestant dissenters? If one is
+contrary to his oath, the other must be so too; for the spirit of
+the oath is, to defend the Church establishment, which the Quaker
+and the Presbyterian differ from as much or more than the Catholic;
+and yet his Majesty has repealed the Corporation and Test Act in
+Ireland, and done more for the Catholics of both kingdoms than had
+been done for them since the Reformation. In 1778 the ministers
+said nothing about the royal conscience; in 1793 no conscience; in
+1804 no conscience; the common feeling of humanity and justice then
+seem to have had their fullest influence upon the advisers of the
+Crown; but in 1807--a year, I suppose, eminently fruitful in moral
+and religious scruples (as some years are fruitful in apples, some
+in hops),--it is contended by the well-paid John Bowles, and by Mr.
+Perceval (who tried to be well paid), that this is now perjury which
+we had hitherto called policy and benevolence. Religious liberty
+has never made such a stride as under the reign of his present
+Majesty; nor is there any instance in the annals of our history,
+where so many infamous and damnable laws have been repealed as those
+against the Catholics which have been put an end to by him; and
+then, at the close of this useful policy, his advisers discover that
+the very measures of concession and indulgence, or (to use my own
+language) the measures of justice, which he has been pursuing
+through the whole of his reign, are contrary to the oath he takes at
+its commencement! That oath binds his Majesty not to consent to any
+measure contrary to the interest of the Established Church; but who
+is to judge of the tendency of each particular measure? Not the
+King alone: it can never be the intention of this law that the
+King, who listens to the advice of his Parliament upon a read bill,
+should reject it upon the most important of all measures. Whatever
+be his own private judgment of the tendency of any ecclesiastical
+bill, he complies most strictly with his oath, if he is guided in
+that particular point by the advice of his Parliament, who may be
+presumed to understand its tendency better than the King, or any
+other individual. You say, if Parliament had been unanimous in
+their opinion of the absolute necessity for Lord Howick's bill, and
+the King had thought it pernicious, he would have been perjured if
+he had not rejected it. I say, on the contrary, his Majesty would
+have acted in the most conscientious manner, and have complied most
+scrupulously with his oath, if he had sacrificed his own opinion to
+the opinion of the great council of the nation; because the
+probability was that such opinion was better than his own; and upon
+the same principle, in common life, you give up your opinion to your
+physician, your lawyer, and your builder.
+
+You admit this bill did not compel the King to elect Catholic
+officers, but only gave him the option of doing so if he pleased;
+but you add, that the King was right in not trusting such dangerous
+power to himself or his successors. Now you are either to suppose
+that the King for the time being has a zeal for the Catholic
+establishment, or that he has not. If he has not, where is the
+danger of giving such an option? If you suppose that he may be
+influenced by such an admiration of the Catholic religion, why did
+his present Majesty, in the year 1804, consent to that bill which
+empowered the Crown to station ten thousand Catholic soldiers in any
+part of the kingdom, and place them absolutely at the disposal of
+the Crown? If the King of England for the time being is a good
+Protestant, there can be no danger in making the Catholic ELIGIBLE
+to anything: if he is not, no power can possibly be so dangerous as
+that conveyed by the bill last quoted; to which, in point of peril,
+Lord Howick's bill is a mere joke. But the real fact is, one bill
+opened a door to his Majesty's advisers for trick, jobbing, and
+intrigue; the other did not.
+
+Besides, what folly to talk to me of an oath, which, under all
+possible circumstances, is to prevent the relaxation of the Catholic
+laws! for such a solemn appeal to God sets all conditions and
+contingencies at defiance. Suppose Bonaparte was to retrieve the
+only very great blunder he has made, and were to succeed, after
+repeated trials, in making an impression upon Ireland, do you think
+we should hear any thing of the impediment of a coronation oath? or
+would the spirit of this country tolerate for an hour such
+ministers, and such unheard-of nonsense, if the most distant
+prospect existed of conciliating the Catholics by every species even
+of the most abject concession? And yet, if your argument is good
+for anything, the coronation oath ought to reject, at such a moment,
+every tendency to conciliation, and to bind Ireland for ever to the
+crown of France.
+
+I found in your letter the usual remarks about fire, fagot, and
+bloody Mary. Are you aware, my dear Priest, that there were as many
+persons put to death for religious opinions under the mild Elizabeth
+as under the bloody Mary? The reign of the former was, to be sure,
+ten times as long; but I only mention the fact, merely to show you
+that something depends upon the age in which men live, as well as on
+their religious opinions. Three hundred years ago men burnt and
+hanged each other for these opinions. Time has softened Catholic as
+well as Protestant: they both required it; though each perceives
+only his own improvement, and is blind to that of the other. We are
+all the creatures of circumstances. I know not a kinder and better
+man than yourself; but you, if you had lived in those times, would
+certainly have roasted your Catholic: and I promise you, if the
+first exciter of this religious mob had been as powerful then as he
+is now, you would soon have been elevated to the mitre. I do not go
+the length of saying that the world has suffered as much from
+Protestant as from Catholic persecution; far from it: but you
+should remember the Catholics had all the power, when the idea first
+started up in the world that there could be two modes of faith; and
+that it was much more natural they should attempt to crush this
+diversity of opinion by great and cruel efforts, than that the
+Protestants should rage against those who differed from them, when
+the very basis of their system was complete freedom in all spiritual
+matters.
+
+I cannot extend my letter any further at present, but you shall soon
+hear from me again. You tell me I am a party man. I hope I shall
+always be so, when I see my country in the hands of a pert London
+joker and a second-rate lawyer. Of the first, no other good is
+known than that he makes pretty Latin verses; the second seems to me
+to have the head of a country parson and the tongue of an Old Bailey
+lawyer.
+
+If I could see good measures pursued, I care not a farthing who is
+in power; but I have a passionate love for common justice, and for
+common sense, and I abhor and despise every man who builds up his
+political fortune upon their ruin.
+
+God bless you, reverend Abraham, and defend you from the Pope, and
+all of us from that administration who seek power by opposing a
+measure which Burke, Pitt, and Fox all considered as absolutely
+necessary to the existence of the country.
+
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+
+
+Dear Abraham,--The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon
+earth has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the
+offices whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is
+no law which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could
+be no such law; because it is impossible to find out what passes in
+the interior of any man's mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to
+exclude all men from certain offices who contended for the legality
+of taking tithes: the only mode of discovering that fervid love of
+decimation which I know you to possess would be to tender you an
+oath "against that damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a
+spiritual man to take, abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away
+the tenth calf, sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck," &c., &c., &c., and
+every other animal that ever existed, which of course the lawyers
+would take care to enumerate. Now this oath I am sure you would
+rather die than take; and so the Catholic is excluded from
+Parliament because he will not swear that he disbelieves the leading
+doctrines of his religion! The Catholic asks you to abolish some
+oaths which oppress him; your answer is that he does not respect
+oaths. Then why subject him to the test of oaths? The oaths keep
+him out of Parliament; why, then, he respects them. Turn which way
+you will, either your laws are nugatory, or the Catholic is bound by
+religious obligations as you are; but no eel in the well-sanded fist
+of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned, ever twisted and
+writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is compelled by the gripe
+of reason to admit anything in favour of a dissenter.
+
+I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the
+Scarlet Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid
+it will induce His Majesty's Chancellor of the Exchequer to
+introduce several severe bills against popery, if that is the case;
+and though he will have the decency to appoint a previous committee
+of inquiry as to the fact, the committee will be garbled, and the
+report inflammatory. Leaving this to be settled as he pleases to
+settle it, I wish to inform you, that, previously to the bill last
+passed in favour of the Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt,
+and for his satisfaction, the opinions of six of the most celebrated
+of the foreign Catholic universities were taken as to the right of
+the Pope to interfere in the temporal concerns of any country. The
+answer cannot possibly leave the shadow of a doubt, even in the mind
+of Baron Maseres; and Dr. Rennel would be compelled to admit it, if
+three Bishops lay dead at the very moment the question were put to
+him. To this answer might be added also the solemn declaration and
+signature of all the Catholics in Great Britain.
+
+I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all
+deny it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most
+decided manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual
+head of their Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed
+upon by mere names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a
+farthing who is the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr.
+Wilberforce at the head of the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom
+at the head of the Quaker Church? Is not the General Assembly at
+the head of the Church of Scotland? How is the government disturbed
+by these many-headed Churches? or in what way is the power of the
+Crown augmented by this almost nominal dignity?
+
+The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops:
+and if the government would take half the pains to keep the
+Catholics out of the arms of France that it does to widen Temple
+Bar, or improve Snow Hill, the King would get into his hands the
+appointments of the titular Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C-'s
+sisters enjoy pensions more than sufficient to place the two
+greatest dignitaries of the Irish Catholic Church entirely at the
+disposal of the Crown.
+
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would
+be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve
+enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to
+satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination
+remained with the Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the
+very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to
+common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with
+the barbarity of tyrants and the fatuity of idiots.
+
+Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human
+beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence,
+who, if firmly united with this country, would set at defiance the
+power of France, and if once wrested from their alliance with
+England, would in three years render its existence as an independent
+nation absolutely impossible. You speak of danger to the
+Establishment: I request to know when the Establishment was ever so
+much in danger as when Hoche was in Bantry Bay, and whether all the
+books of Bossuet, or the arts of the Jesuits, were half so terrible?
+Mr. Perceval and his parsons forget all this, in their horror lest
+twelve or fourteen old women may be converted to holy water and
+Catholic nonsense. They never see that, while they are saving these
+venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland may be lost, England broken
+down, and the Protestant Church, with all its deans, prebendaries,
+Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the vortex of oblivion.
+
+Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr.
+Duigenan. I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied
+its present strength and condition with no common labour. Be
+assured Ireland does not contain at this moment less than five
+millions of people. There were returned in the year 1791 to the
+hearth tax 701,000 houses, and there is no kind of question that
+there were about 50,000 houses omitted in that return. Taking,
+however, only the number returned for the tax, and allowing the
+average of six to a house (a very small average for a potato-fed
+people), this brings the population to 4,200,000 people in the year
+1791: and it can be shown from the clearest evidence (and Mr.
+Newenham in his book shows it), that Ireland for the last fifty
+years has increased in its population at the rate of 50 or 60,000
+per annum; which leaves the present population of Ireland at about
+five millions, after every possible deduction for EXISTING
+CIRCUMSTANCES, JUST AND NECESSARY WARS, MONSTROUS AND UNNATURAL
+REBELLIONS, and all other sources of human destruction. Of this
+population, two out of ten are Protestants; and the half of the
+Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical to the Church
+as the Catholics themselves. In this state of things thumbscrews
+and whipping--admirable engines of policy as they must be considered
+to be--will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will hang over you;
+they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter to give
+them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner,
+your claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of
+these present men may not bring on such another crisis of public
+affairs!
+
+What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?--Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The
+most ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more
+than twenty members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten
+in the other, if the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect.
+Do you mean that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take
+away the tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic
+clergy? Do you mean that a Catholic general would march his army
+into the House of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr.
+Duigenan? or, that the theological writers would become all of a
+sudden more acute or more learned, if the present civil incapacities
+were removed? Do you fear for your tithes, or your doctrines, or
+your person, or the English Constitution? Every fear, taken
+separately, is so glaringly absurd, that no man has the folly or the
+boldness to state it. Every one conceals his ignorance, or his
+baseness, in a stupid general panic, which, when called on, he is
+utterly incapable of explaining. Whatever you think of the
+Catholics, there they are--you cannot get rid of them; your
+alternative is to give them a lawful place for stating their
+grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them to the
+House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe Place,
+Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as they would
+be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of security
+as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament, looked
+upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that
+such a wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness
+and ignorance to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you
+neglect them? They are too numerous for both these expedients.
+What remains to be done is obvious to every human being--but to that
+man who, instead of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of
+us and our children, and for the ruin of Troy and the misery of good
+old Priam and his sons, become a legislator and a politician.
+
+A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble
+noblemen in Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation
+of political power; whereas, there is no more distinction between
+these two things than there is between him who makes the distinction
+and a booby. If I strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic,
+and give him twenty stripes . . . I persecute; if I say, Everybody
+in the town where you live shall be a candidate for lucrative and
+honourable offices, but you, who are a Catholic . . . I do not
+persecute! What barbarous nonsense is this! as if degradation was
+not as great an evil as bodily pain or as severe poverty: as if I
+could not be as great a tyrant by saying, You shall not enjoy--as by
+saying, You shall suffer. The English, I believe, are as truly
+religious as any nation in Europe; I know no greater blessing; but
+it carries with it this evil in its train, that any villain who will
+bawl out, "The Church is in danger!" may get a place and a good
+pension; and that any administration who will do the same thing may
+bring a set of men into power who, at a moment of stationary and
+passive piety, would be hooted by the very boys in the streets. But
+it is not all religion; it is, in great part, the narrow and
+exclusive spirit which delights to keep the common blessings of sun
+and air and freedom from other human beings. "Your religion has
+always been degraded; you are in the dust, and I will take care you
+never rise again. I should enjoy less the possession of an earthly
+good by every additional person to whom it was extended." You may
+not be aware of it yourself, most reverend Abraham, but you deny
+their freedom to the Catholics upon the same principle that Sarah
+your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham or a gooseberry
+dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they secure to her a
+certain flavour, but because they remind her that her neighbours
+want it:- a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a priest;
+venial when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical and
+execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.
+
+You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present
+prime minister. Grant you all that you write--I say, I fear he will
+ruin Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true
+interest of his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to
+Mrs. Perceval, and kind to the Master Percevals! These are,
+undoubtedly, the first qualifications to be looked to in a time of
+the most serious public danger; but somehow or another (if public
+and private virtues must always be incompatible), I should prefer
+that he destroyed the domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell, owed
+for the veal of the preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his
+country.
+
+The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused
+several Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of
+either religion; and the report to have been published with
+accompanying plates. If the viscera, and other organs of life, had
+been found to be the same as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions
+of nerves, arteries, cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as
+we are provided with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess;
+then, indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud
+eminence, and convinced the country at large of the strong
+probability that the Catholics are really human creatures, endowed
+with the feelings of men, and entitled to all their rights. But
+instead of this wise and prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his
+usual precipitation, brings forward a bill in their favour, without
+offering the slightest proof to the country that they were anything
+more than horses and oxen. The person who shows the lama at the
+corner of Piccadilly has the precaution to write up--ALLOWED BY SIR
+JOSEPH BANKS TO BE A REAL QUADRUPED, so his Lordship might have
+said--ALLOWED BY THE BENCH OF BISHOPS TO BE REAL HUMAN CREATURES. .
+. . I could write you twenty letters upon this subject; but I am
+tired, and so I suppose are you. Our friendship is now of forty
+years' standing; you know me to be a truly religious man; but I
+shudder to see religion treated like a cockade, or a pint of beer,
+and made the instrument of a party. I love the king, but I love the
+people as well as the king; and if I am sorry to see his old age
+molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions of Catholics
+baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord Grenville, and
+Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if I abhor . . .
+it is because I know there is but one man among them who is not
+laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country, and
+that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and
+frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly,
+learn, my dear Abraham, that this political Killigrew, just before
+the breaking-up of the last administration, was in actual treaty
+with them for a place; and if they had survived twenty-four hours
+longer, he would have been now declaiming against the cry of No
+Popery! instead of inflaming it. With this practical comment on the
+baseness of human nature, I bid you adieu!
+
+
+
+LETTER III.
+
+
+
+All that I have so often told you, Mr. Abraham Plymley, is now come
+to pass. The Scythians, in whom you and the neighbouring country
+gentleman placed such confidence, are smitten hip and thigh; their
+Beningsen put to open shame; their magazines of train oil
+intercepted, and we are waking from our disgraceful drunkenness to
+all the horrors of Mr. Perceval and Mr Canning . . . We shall now
+see if a nation is to be saved by school-boy jokes and doggrel
+rhymes, by affronting petulance, and by the tones and gesticulations
+of Mr. Pitt. But these are not all the auxiliaries on which we have
+to depend; to these his colleague will add the strictest attention
+to the smaller parts of ecclesiastical government, to hassocks, to
+psalters, and to surplices; in the last agonies of England, he will
+bring in a bill to regulate Easter-offerings: and he will adjust
+the stipends of curates, when the flag of France is unfurled on the
+hills of Kent. Whatever can be done by very mistaken notions of the
+piety of a Christian, and by a very wretched imitation of the
+eloquence of Mr. Pitt, will be done by these two gentlemen. After
+all, if they both really were what they both either wish to be, or
+wish to be thought; if the one were an enlightened Christian who
+drew from the Gospel the toleration, the charity, and the sweetness
+which it contains; and if the other really possessed any portion of
+the great understanding of his Nisus who guarded him from the
+weapons of the Whigs, I should still doubt if they could save us.
+But I am sure we are not to be saved by religious hatred, and by
+religious trifling; by any psalmody, however sweet; or by any
+persecution, however sharp; I am certain the sounds of Mr. Pitt's
+voice, and the measure of his tones, and the movement of his arms,
+will do nothing for us; when these tones and movements, and voice
+brings us always declamation without sense or knowledge, and
+ridicule without good humour or conciliation. Oh, Mr. Plymley, this
+never will do. Mrs. Abraham Plymley, my sister, will be led away
+captive by an amorous Gaul; and Joel Plymley your firstborn, will be
+a French drummer.
+
+Out of sight, out of mind, seems to be a proverb which applies to
+enemies as well as friends. Because the French army was no longer
+seen from the cliffs of Dover; because the sound of cannon was no
+longer heard by the debauched London bathers on the Sussex coast;
+because the Morning Post no longer fixed the invasion sometimes for
+Monday, sometimes for Tuesday, sometimes (positively for the last
+time of invading) on Saturday; because all these causes of terror
+were suspended, you conceived the power of Bonaparte to be at an
+end, and were setting off for Paris with Lord Hawkesbury the
+conqueror. This is precisely the method in which the English have
+acted during the whole of the revolutionary war. If Austria or
+Prussia armed, doctors of divinity immediately printed those
+passages out of Habakkuk, in which the destruction of the Usurper by
+General Mack, and the Duke of Brunswick, are so clearly predicted.
+If Bonaparte halted, there was a mutiny or a dysentery. If any one
+of his generals were eaten up by the light troops of Russia, and
+picked (as their manner is) to the bone, the sanguine spirit of this
+country displayed itself in all its glory. What scenes of infamy
+did the Society for the Suppression of Vice lay open to our
+astonished eyes! tradesmen's daughters dancing, pots of beer carried
+out between the first and second lesson, and dark and distant
+rumours of indecent prints. Clouds of Mr. Canning's cousins arrived
+by the waggon; all the contractors left their cards with Mr. Rose;
+and every plunderer of the public crawled out of his hole, like
+slugs, and grubs, and worms after a shower of rain.
+
+If my voice could have been heard at the late changes, I should have
+said, "Gently, patience, stop a little; the time is not yet come;
+the mud of Poland will harden, and the bowels of the French
+grenadiers will recover their tone. When honesty, good sense, and
+liberality have extricated you out of your present embarrassment,
+then dismiss them as a matter of course; but you cannot spare them
+just now; don't be in too great a hurry, or there will be no monarch
+to flatter, and no country to pillage; only submit for a little time
+to be respected abroad, overlook the painful absence of the tax-
+gatherer for a few years, bear up nobly under the increase of
+freedom and of liberal policy for a little time, and I promise you,
+at the expiration of that period, you shall be plundered, insulted,
+disgraced, and restrained to your heart's content. Do not imagine I
+have any intention of putting servility and canting hypocrisy
+permanently out of place, or of filling up with courage and sense
+those offices which naturally devolve upon decorous imbecility and
+flexible cunning: give us only a little time to keep off the
+hussars of France, and then the jobbers and jesters shall return to
+their birthright, and public virtue be called by its own name of
+fanaticism." Such is the advice I would have offered to my
+infatuated countrymen: but it rained very hard in November, Brother
+Abraham, and the bowels of our enemies were loosened, and we put our
+trust in white fluxes and wet mud; and there is nothing now to
+oppose to the conqueror of the world but a small table wit, and the
+sallow Surveyor of the Meltings.
+
+You ask me, if I think it possible for this country to survive the
+recent misfortunes of Europe?--I answer you, without the slightest
+degree of hesitation: that if Bonaparte lives, and a great deal is
+not immediately done for the conciliation of the Catholics, it does
+seem to me absolutely impossible but that we must perish; and take
+this with you, that we shall perish without exciting the slightest
+feeling of present or future compassion, but fall amidst the
+hootings and revilings of Europe, as a nation of blockheads,
+Methodists, and old women. If there were any great scenery, any
+heroic feelings, any blaze of ancient virtue, any exalted death, any
+termination of England that would be ever remembered, ever honoured
+in that western world, where liberty is now retiring, conquest would
+be more tolerable, and ruin more sweet; but it is doubly miserable
+to become slaves abroad, because we would be tyrants at home; to
+persecute, when we are contending against persecution; and to
+perish, because we have raised up worse enemies within, from our own
+bigotry, than we are exposed to without, from the unprincipled
+ambition of France. It is indeed a most silly and affecting
+spectacle to rage at such a moment against our own kindred and our
+own blood; to tell them they cannot be honourable in war, because
+they are conscientious in religion; to stipulate (at the very moment
+when we should buy their hearts and swords at any price) that they
+must hold up the right hand in prayer, and not the left; and adore
+one common God, by turning to the east rather than to the west.
+
+What is it the Catholics ask of you? Do not exclude us from the
+honours and emoluments of the state because we worship God in one
+way, and you worship Him in another. In a period of the deepest
+peace, and the fattest prosperity, this would be a fair request; it
+should be granted, if Lord Hawkesbury had reached Paris, if Mr.
+Canning's interpreter had threatened the Senate in an opening
+speech, or Mr. Perceval explained to them the improvements he meant
+to introduce into the Catholic religion; but to deny the Irish this
+justice now, in the present state of Europe, and in the summer
+months, just as the season for destroying kingdoms is coming on, is
+(beloved Abraham), whatever you may think of it, little short of
+positive insanity.
+
+Here is a frigate attacked by a corsair of immense strength and
+size, rigging cut, masts in danger of coming by the board, four foot
+water in the hold, men dropping off very fast; in this dreadful
+situation how do you think the Captain acts (whose name shall be
+Perceval)? He calls all hands upon deck; talks to them of King,
+country, glory, sweethearts, gin, French prison, wooden shoes, Old
+England, and hearts of oak; they give three cheers, rush to their
+guns, and, after a tremendous conflict, succeed in beating off the
+enemy. Not a syllable of all this; this is not the manner in which
+the honourable Commander goes to work: the first thing he does is
+to secure twenty or thirty of his prime sailors who happen to be
+Catholics, to clap them in irons, and set over them a guard of as
+many Protestants; having taken this admirable method of defending
+himself against his infidel opponents, he goes upon deck, reminds
+the sailors in a very bitter harangue, that they are of different
+religions; exhorts the Episcopal gunner not to trust to the
+Presbyterian quartermaster; issues positive orders that the
+Catholics should be fired at upon the first appearance of
+discontent; rushes through blood and brains, examining his men in
+the Catechism and thirty-nine Articles, and positively forbids every
+one to sponge or ram who has not taken the Sacrament according to
+the Church of England. Was it right to take out a captain made of
+excellent British stuff, and to put in such a man as this? Is not
+he more like a parson, or a talking lawyer, than a thorough-bred
+seaman? And built as she is of heart of oak, and admirably manned,
+is it possible, with such a captain, to save this ship from going to
+the bottom?
+
+You have an argument, I perceive, in common with many others,
+against the Catholics, that their demands complied with would only
+lead to further exactions, and that it is better to resist them now,
+before anything is conceded, than hereafter, when it is found that
+all concessions are in vain. I wish the Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, who uses this reasoning to exclude others from their just
+rights, had tried its efficacy, not by his understanding, but by
+(what are full of much better things) his pockets. Suppose the
+person to whom he applied for the meltings had withstood every plea
+of wife and fourteen children, no business, and good character, and
+refused him this paltry little office because he might hereafter
+attempt to get hold of the revenues of the Duchy of Lancaster for
+life? would not Mr. Perceval have contended eagerly against the
+injustice of refusing moderate requests, because immoderate ones may
+hereafter be made? Would he not have said, and said truly, Leave
+such exorbitant attempts as these to the general indignation of the
+Commons, who will take care to defeat them when they do occur; but
+do not refuse me the Irons and the Meltings now, because I may
+totally lose sight of all moderation hereafter? Leave hereafter to
+the spirit and the wisdom of hereafter; and do not be niggardly now
+from the apprehension that men as wise as you should be profuse in
+times to come.
+
+You forget, Brother Abraham, that is a vast art, where quarrels
+cannot be avoided, to turn public opinion in your favour and to the
+prejudice of your enemy; a vast privilege to feel that you are in
+the right, and to make him feel that he is in the wrong: a
+privilege which makes you more than a man, and your antagonist less;
+and often secures victory by convincing him who contends that he
+must submit to injustice if he submits to defeat. Open every rank
+in the army and the navy to the Catholic; let him purchase at the
+same price as the Protestant (if either Catholic or Protestant can
+purchase such refined pleasures) the privilege of hearing Lord
+Castlereagh speak for three hours; keep his clergy from starving,
+soften some of the most odious powers of the tithing-man, and you
+will for ever lay this formidable question to rest. But if I am
+wrong, and you must quarrel at last, quarrel upon just rather than
+unjust grounds; divide the Catholic and unite the Protestant; be
+just, and your own exertions will be more formidable and their
+exertions less formidable; be just, and you will take away from
+their party all the best and wisest understandings of both
+persuasions, and knit them firmly to your own cause. "Thrice is he
+armed who has his quarrel just;" and ten times as much may he be
+taxed. In the beginning of any war, however destitute of common
+sense, every mob will roar, and every Lord of the Bedchamber
+address; but if you are engaged in a war that is to last for years,
+and to require important sacrifices, take care to make the justice
+of your case so clear and so obvious that it cannot be mistaken by
+the most illiterate country gentleman who rides the earth. Nothing,
+in fact, can be so grossly absurd as the argument which says I will
+deny justice to you now, because I suspect future injustice from
+you. At this rate, you may lock a man up in your stable, and refuse
+to let him out, because you suspect that he has an intention, at
+some future period, of robbing your hen-roost. You may horsewhip
+him at Lady Day, because you believe he will affront you at
+Midsummer. You may commit a greater evil, to guard against a less
+which is merely contingent, and may never happen. You may do what
+you have done a century ago in Ireland, make the Catholics worse
+than Helots, because you suspected that they might hereafter aspire
+to be more than fellow citizens; rendering their sufferings certain
+from your jealousy, while yours were only doubtful from their
+ambition; an ambition sure to be excited by the very measures which
+were taken to prevent it.
+
+The physical strength of the Catholics will not be greater because
+you give them a share of political power. You may by these means
+turn rebels into friends; but I do not see how you make rebels more
+formidable. If they taste of the honey of lawful power, they will
+love the hive from whence they procure it; if they will struggle
+with us like men in the same state for civil influence, we are safe.
+All that I dread is the physical strength of four millions of men
+combined with an invading French army. If you are to quarrel at
+last with this enormous population, still put it off as long as you
+can; you must gain, and cannot lose, by the delay. The state of
+Europe cannot be worse; the conviction which the Catholics entertain
+of your tyranny and injustice cannot be more alarming, nor the
+opinions of your own people more divided. Time, which produces such
+effect upon brass and marble, may inspire one Minister with modesty
+and another with compassion; every circumstance may be better; some
+certainly will be so, none can be worse; and after all the evil may
+never happen.
+
+You have got hold, I perceive, of all the vulgar English stories
+respecting the hereditary transmission of forfeited property, and
+seriously believe that every Catholic beggar wears the terriers of
+his father's land next his skin, and is only waiting for better
+times to cut the throat of the Protestant possessor, and get drunk
+in the hall of his ancestors. There is one irresistible answer to
+this mistake, and that is, that the forfeited lands are purchased
+indiscriminately by Catholic and Protestant, and that the Catholic
+purchaser never objects to such a title. Now the land so purchased
+by a Catholic is either his own family estate, or it is not. If it
+is, you suppose him so desirous of coming into possession that he
+resorts to the double method of rebellion and purchase; if it is not
+his own family estate of which he becomes the purchaser, you suppose
+him first to purchase, then to rebel, in order to defeat the
+purchase. These things may happen in Ireland, but it is totally
+impossible they can happen anywhere else. In fact, what land can
+any man of any sect purchase in Ireland, but forfeited property? In
+all other oppressed countries which I have ever heard of, the
+rapacity of the conqueror was bounded by the territorial limits in
+which the objects of his avarice were contained; but Ireland has
+been actually confiscated twice over, as a cat is twice killed by a
+wicked parish boy.
+
+I admit there is a vast luxury in selecting a particular set of
+Christians, and in worrying them as a boy worries a puppy dog; it is
+an amusement in which all the young English are brought up from
+their earliest days. I like the idea of saying to men who use a
+different hassock from me, that till they change their hassock they
+shall never be Colonels, Aldermen, or Parliament-men. While I am
+gratifying my personal insolence respecting religious forms, I
+fondle myself into an idea that I am religious, and that I am doing
+my duty in the most exemplary, as I certainly am in the most easy,
+way. But then, my good Abraham, this sport, admirable as it is, is
+become, with respect to the Catholics, a little dangerous; and if we
+are not extremely careful in taking the amusement, we shall tumble
+into the holy water and be drowned. As it seems necessary to your
+idea of an established church to have somebody to worry and torment,
+suppose we were to select for this purpose William Wilberforce,
+Esq., and the patent Christians of Clapham. We shall by this
+expedient enjoy the same opportunity for cruelty and injustice,
+without being exposed to the same risks: we will compel them to
+abjure vital clergymen by a public test, to deny that the said
+William Wilberforce has any power of working miracles, touching for
+barrenness or any other infirmity, or that he is endowed with any
+preternatural gift whatever. We will swear them to the doctrine of
+good works, compel them to preach common sense, and to hear it; to
+frequent Bishops, Deans, and other High Churchmen; and to appear,
+once in the quarter at the least, at some melodrame, opera,
+pantomime, or other light scenical representation; in short, we will
+gratify the love of insolence and power; we will enjoy the old
+orthodox sport of witnessing the impotent anger of men compelled to
+submit to civil degradation, or to sacrifice their notions of truth
+to ours. And all this we may do without the slightest risk, because
+their numbers are, as yet, not very considerable. Cruelty and
+injustice must, of course, exist; but why connect them with danger?
+Why torture a bulldog when you can get a frog or a rabbit? I am
+sure my proposal will meet with the most universal approbation. Do
+not be apprehensive of any opposition from ministers. If it is a
+case of hatred, we are sure that one man will defend it by the
+Gospel: if it abridges human freedom, we know that another will
+find precedents for it in the Revolution.
+
+In the name of Heaven, what are we to gain by suffering Ireland to
+be rode by that faction which now predominates over it? Why are we
+to endanger our own Church and State, not for 500,000 Episcopalians,
+but for ten or twelve great Orange families, who have been sucking
+the blood of that country for these hundred years last past? and the
+folly of the Orangemen in playing this game themselves, is almost as
+absurd as ours in playing it for them. They ought to have the sense
+to see that their business now is to keep quietly the lands and
+beeves of which the fathers of the Catholics were robbed in days of
+yore; they must give to their descendants the sop of political
+power: by contending with them for names, they will lose realities,
+and be compelled to beg their potatoes in a foreign land, abhorred
+equally by the English, who have witnessed their oppression, and by
+the Catholic Irish, who have smarted under them.
+
+
+
+LETTER IV.
+
+
+
+Then comes Mr. Isaac Hawkins Brown (the gentleman who danced so
+badly at the Court of Naples), and asks if it is not an anomaly to
+educate men in another religion than your own. It certainly is our
+duty to get rid of error, and, above all, of religious error; but
+this is not to be done per saltum, or the measure will miscarry,
+like the Queen. It may be very easy to dance away the royal embryo
+of a great kingdom; but Mr. Hawkins Brown must look before he leaps,
+when his object is to crush an opposite sect in religion; false
+steps aid the one effect as much as they are fatal to the other: it
+will require not only the lapse of Mr. Hawkins Brown, but the lapse
+of centuries, before the absurdities of the Catholic religion are
+laughed at as much as they deserve to be; but surely, in the
+meantime, the Catholic religion is better than none; four millions
+of Catholics are better than four millions of wild beasts; two
+hundred priests educated by our own government are better than the
+same number educated by the man who means to destroy us.
+
+The whole sum now appropriated by Government to the religious
+education of four millions of Christians is 13,000 pounds; a sum
+about one hundred times as large being appropriated in the same
+country to about one-eighth part of this number of Protestants.
+When it was proposed to raise this grant from 8,000 pounds to 13,000
+pounds, its present amount, this sum was objected to by that most
+indulgent of Christians, Mr. Spencer Perceval, as enormous; he
+himself having secured for his own eating and drinking, and the
+eating and drinking of the Master and Miss Percevals, the
+reversionary sum of 21,000 pounds a year of the public money, and
+having just failed in a desperate and rapacious attempt to secure to
+himself for life the revenues of the Duchy of Lancaster: and the
+best of it is, that this minister, after abusing his predecessors
+for their impious bounty to the Catholics, has found himself
+compelled, from the apprehension of immediate danger, to grant the
+sum in question, thus dissolving his pearl in vinegar, and
+destroying all the value of the gift by the virulence and reluctance
+with which it was granted.
+
+I hear from some persons in Parliament, and from others in the
+sixpenny societies for debate, a great deal about unalterable laws
+passed at the Revolution. When I hear any man talk of an
+unalterable law, the only effect it produces upon me is to convince
+me that he is an unalterable fool. A law passed when there was
+Germany, Spain, Russia, Sweden, Holland, Portugal, and Turkey; when
+there was a disputed succession; when four or five hundred acres
+were won and lost after ten years' hard fighting; when armies were
+commanded by the sons of kings, and campaigns passed in an
+interchange of civil letters and ripe fruit; and for these laws,
+when the whole state of the world is completely changed, we are now,
+according to my Lord Hawkesbury, to hold ourselves ready to perish.
+It is no mean misfortune, in times like these, to be forced to say
+anything about such men as Lord Hawkesbury, and to be reminded that
+we are governed by them, but as I am driven to it, I must take the
+liberty of observing that the wisdom and liberality of my Lord
+Hawkesbury are of that complexion which always shrinks from the
+present exercise of these virtues by praising the splendid examples
+of them in ages past. If he had lived at such periods, he would
+have opposed the Revolution by praising the Reformation, and the
+Reformation by speaking handsomely of the Crusades. He gratifies
+his natural antipathy to great and courageous measures by playing
+off the wisdom and courage which have ceased to influence human
+affairs against that wisdom and courage which living men would
+employ for present happiness. Besides, it happens unfortunately for
+the Warden of the Cinque Ports, that to the principal incapacities
+under which the Irish suffer, they were subjected after that great
+and glorious revolution, to which we are indebted for so many
+blessings, and his Lordship for the termination of so many periods.
+The Catholics were not excluded from the Irish House of Commons, or
+military commands, before the 3rd and 4th of William and Mary, and
+the 1st and 2nd of Queen Anne.
+
+If the great mass of the people, environed as they are on every side
+with Jenkinsons, Percevals, Melvilles, and other perils, were to
+pray for divine illumination and aid, what more could Providence in
+its mercy do than send them the example of Scotland? For what a
+length of years was it attempted to compel the Scotch to change
+their religion: horse, foot, artillery, and armed Prebendaries,
+were sent out after the Presbyterian parsons and their
+congregations. The Percevals of those days called for blood: this
+call is never made in vain, and blood was shed; but, to the
+astonishment and horror of the Percevals of those days, they could
+not introduce the book of Common Prayer, nor prevent that
+metaphysical people from going to heaven their true way, instead of
+our true way. With a little oatmeal for food, and a little sulphur
+for friction, allaying cutaneous irritation with the one hand, and
+holding his Calvinistical creed in the other, Sawney ran away to his
+flinty hills, sung his psalm out of tune his own way, and listened
+to his sermon of two hours long, amid the rough and imposing
+melancholy of the tallest thistles. But Sawney brought up his
+unbreeched offspring in a cordial hatred of his oppressors; and
+Scotland was as much a part of the weakness of England then as
+Ireland is at this moment. The true and the only remedy was
+applied; the Scotch were suffered to worship God after their own
+tiresome manner, without pain, penalty, or privation. No lightning
+descended from heaven: the country was not ruined; the world is not
+yet come to an end; the dignitaries who foretold all these
+consequences are utterly forgotten, and Scotland has ever since been
+an increasing source of strength to Great Britain. In the six
+hundredth year of our empire over Ireland we are making laws to
+transport a man if he is found out of his house after eight o'clock
+at night. That this is necessary I know too well; but tell me why
+it is necessary. It is not necessary in Greece, where the Turks are
+masters.
+
+Are you aware that there is at this moment a universal clamour
+throughout the whole of Ireland against the Union? It is now one
+month since I returned from that country; I have never seen so
+extraordinary, so alarming, and so rapid a change in the sentiments
+of any people. Those who disliked the Union before are quite
+furious against it now; those who doubted doubt no more; those who
+were friendly to it have exchanged that friendship for the most
+rooted aversion; in the midst of all this (which is by far the most
+alarming symptom), there is the strongest disposition on the part of
+the northern Dissenters to unite with the Catholics, irritated by
+the faithless injustice with which they have been treated. If this
+combination does take place (mark what I say to you), you will have
+meetings all over Ireland for the cry of No Union; that cry will
+spread like wild-fire, and blaze over every opposition; and if this
+be the case, there is no use in mincing the matter; Ireland is gone,
+and the death-blow of England is struck; and this event may happen
+INSTANTLY--before Mr. Canning and Mr. Hookham Frere have turned Lord
+Howick's last speech into doggerel rhymne; before "the near and dear
+relations" have received another quarter of their pension, or Mr.
+Perceval conducted the Curates' Salary Bill safely to a third
+reading. If the mind of the English people, cursed as they now are
+with that madness of religious dissension which has been breathed
+into them for the purposes of private ambition, can be alarmed by
+any remembrances, and warned by any events, they should never forget
+how nearly Ireland was lost to this country during the American war;
+that it was saved merely by the jealousy of the Protestant Irish
+towards the Catholics, then a much more insignificant and powerless
+body than they now are. The Catholic and the Dissenter have since
+combined together against you. Last war, the winds, those ancient
+and unsubsidised allies of England; the winds, upon which English
+ministers depend as much for saving kingdoms as washerwomen do for
+drying clothes; the winds stood your friends: the French could only
+get into Ireland in small numbers, and the rebels were defeated.
+Since then, all the remaining kingdoms of Europe have been
+destroyed; and the Irish see that their national independence is
+gone, without having received any single one of those advantages
+which they were taught to expect from the sacrifice. All good
+things were to flow from the Union; they have none of them gained
+anything. Every man's pride is wounded by it; no man's interest is
+promoted. In the seventh year of that union four million Catholics,
+lured by all kinds of promises to yield up the separate dignity and
+sovereignty of their country, are forced to squabble with such a man
+as Mr. Spencer Perceval for five thousand pounds with which to
+educate their children in their own mode of worship, he, the same
+Mr. Spencer, having secured to his own Protestant self a
+reversionary portion of the public money amounting to four times
+that sum. A senior Proctor of the University of Oxford, the head of
+a house, or the examining chaplain to a bishop, may believe these
+things can last; but every man of the world, whose understanding has
+been exercised in the business of life, must see (and see with a
+breaking heart) that they will soon come to a fearful termination.
+
+Our conduct to Ireland during the whole of this war has been that of
+a man who subscribes to hospitals, weeps at charity sermons, carries
+out broth and blankets to beggars, and then comes home and beats his
+wife and children. We had compassion for the victims of all other
+oppression and injustice except our own. If Switzerland was
+threatened, away went a Treasury Clerk with a hundred thousand
+pounds for Switzerland; large bags of money were kept constantly
+under sailing orders; upon the slightest demonstration towards
+Naples, down went Sir William Hamilton upon his knees, and begged
+for the love of St. Januarius they would help us off with a little
+money; all the arts of Machiavel were resorted to to persuade Europe
+to borrow; troops were sent off in all directions to save the
+Catholic and Protestant world; the Pope himself was guarded by a
+regiment of English dragoons; if the Grand Lama had been at hand, he
+would have had another; every Catholic clergyman who had the good
+fortune to be neither English nor Irish was immediately provided
+with lodging, soap, crucifix, missal, chapel-beads, relics, and holy
+water; if Turks had landed, Turks would have received an order from
+the Treasury for coffee, opium, korans, and seraglios. In the midst
+of all this fury of saving and defending this crusade for conscience
+and Christianity, there was a universal agreement among all
+descriptions of people to continue every species of internal
+persecution, to deny at home every just right that had been denied
+before, to pummel poor Dr. Abraham Rees and his Dissenters, and to
+treat the unhappy Catholics of Ireland as if their tongues were
+mute, their heels cloven, their nature brutal, and designedly
+subjected by Providence to their Orange masters.
+
+How would my admirable brother, the Rev. Abraham Plymley, like to be
+marched to a Catholic chapel, to be sprinkled with the sanctified
+contents of a pump, to hear a number of false quantities in the
+Latin tongue, and to see a number of persons occupied in making
+right angles upon the breast and forehead? And if all this would
+give you so much pain, what right have you to march Catholic
+soldiers to a place of worship, where there is no aspersion, no
+rectangular gestures, and where they understand every word they
+hear, having first, in order to get him to enlist, made a solemn
+promise to the contrary? Can you wonder, after this, that the
+Catholic priest stops the recruiting in Ireland, as he is now doing
+to a most alarming degree?
+
+The late question concerning military rank did not individually
+affect the lowest persons of the Catholic persuasion; but do you
+imagine they do not sympathise with the honour and disgrace of their
+superiors? Do you think that satisfaction and dissatisfaction do
+not travel down from Lord Fingal to the most potato-less Catholic in
+Ireland, and that the glory or shame of the sect is not felt by many
+more than these conditions personally and corporeally affect? Do
+you suppose that the detection of Sir Henry Mildmay, and the
+disappointment of Mr. Perceval IN THE MATTER of the Duchy of
+Lancaster, did not affect every dabbler in public property? Depend
+upon it these things were felt through all the gradations of small
+plunderers, down to him who filches a pound of tobacco from the
+King's warehouses; while, on the contrary, the acquittal of any
+noble and official thief would not fail to diffuse the most heart-
+felt satisfaction over the larcenous and burglarious world.
+Observe, I do not say because the lower Catholics are affected by
+what concerns their superiors, that they are not affected by what
+concerns themselves. There is no disguising the horrid truth, THERE
+MUST BE SOME RELAXATION WITH RESPECT TO TITHE: this is the cruel
+and heart-rending price which must be paid for national
+preservation. I feel how little existence will be worth having, if
+any alteration, however slight, is made in the property of Irish
+rectors; I am conscious how much such changes must affect the daily
+and hourly comforts of every Englishman; I shall feel too happy if
+they leave Europe untouched, and are not ultimately fatal to the
+destinies of America; but I am madly bent upon keeping foreign
+enemies out of the British empire, and my limited understanding
+presents me with no other means of effecting my object.
+
+You talk of waiting till another reign before any alteration is
+made; a proposal full of good sense and good nature, if the measure
+in question were to pull down St. James's Palace, or to alter Kew
+Gardens. Will Bonaparte agree to put off his intrigues, and his
+invasion of Ireland? If so, I will overlook the question of
+justice, and finding the danger suspended, agree to the delay. I
+sincerely hope this reign may last many years, yet the delay of a
+single session of Parliament may be fatal; but if another year
+elapse without some serious concession made to the Catholics, I
+believe, before God, that all future pledges and concessions will be
+made in vain. I do not think that peace will do you any good under
+such circumstances. If Bonaparte give you a respite, it will only
+be to get ready the gallows on which he means to hang you. The
+Catholic and the Dissenter can unite in peace as well as war. If
+they do, the gallows is ready, and your executioner, in spite of the
+most solemn promises, will turn you off the next hour.
+
+With every disposition to please (where to please within fair and
+rational limits is a high duty), it is impossible for public men to
+be long silent about the Catholics; pressing evils are not got rid
+of, because they are not talked of. A man may command his family to
+say nothing more about the stone and surgical operations; but the
+ponderous malice still lies upon the nerve, and gets so big, that
+the patient breaks his own law of silence, clamours for the knife,
+and expires under its late operation. Believe me, you talk folly
+when you talk of suppressing the Catholic question. I wish to God
+the case admitted of such a remedy; bad as it is, it does not admit
+of it. If the wants of the Catholics are not heard in the manly
+tones of Lord Grenville, or the servile drawl of Lord Castlereagh,
+they will be heard ere long in the madness of mobs, and the
+conflicts of armed men.
+
+I observe it is now universally the fashion to speak of the first
+personage in the state as the great obstacle to the measure. In the
+first place, I am not bound to believe such rumours because I hear
+them; and in the next place, I object to such language, as
+unconstitutional. Whoever retains his situation in the ministry
+while the incapacities of the Catholics remain, is the advocate for
+those incapacities; and to him, and to him only, am I to look for
+responsibility. But waive this question of the Catholics, and put a
+general case: --How is a minister of this country to act when the
+conscientious scruples of his Sovereign prevent the execution of a
+measure deemed by him absolutely necessary to the safety of the
+country? His conduct is quite clear--he should resign. But what is
+his successor to do?--Resign. But is the King to be left without
+ministers, and is he in this manner to be compelled to act against
+his own conscience? Before I answer this, pray tell me in my turn
+what better defence is there against the machinations of a wicked,
+or the errors of a weak Monarch, than the impossibility of finding a
+minister who will lend himself to vice and folly? Every English
+Monarch, in such a predicament, would sacrifice his opinions and
+views to such a clear expression of the public will; and it is one
+method in which the Constitution aims at bringing about such a
+sacrifice. You may say, if you please, the ruler of a state is
+forced to give up his object when the natural love of place and
+power will tempt no one to assist him in its attainment; this may be
+force; but it is force without injury, and therefore without blame.
+I am not to be beat out of these obvious reasonings, and ancient
+constitutional provisions, by the term conscience. There is no
+fantasy, however wild, that a man may not persuade himself that he
+cherishes from motives of conscience; eternal war against impious
+France, or rebellious America, or Catholic Spain, may in times to
+come be scruples of conscience. One English Monarch may, from
+scruples of conscience, wish to abolish every trait of religious
+persecution; another Monarch may deem it his absolute and
+indispensable duty to make a slight provision for Dissenters out of
+the revenues of the Church of England. So that you see, Brother
+Abraham, there are cases where it would be the duty of the best and
+most loyal subjects to oppose the conscientious scruples of their
+Sovereign, still taking care that their actions were constitutional
+and their modes respectful. Then you come upon me with personal
+questions, and say that no such dangers are to be apprehended now
+under our present gracious Sovereign, of whose good qualities we
+must be all so well convinced. All these sorts of discussions I beg
+leave to decline. What I have said upon constitutional topics, I
+mean of course for general, not for particular application. I agree
+with you in all the good you have said of the powers that be, and I
+avail myself of the opportunity of pointing out general dangers to
+the Constitution, at a moment when we are so completely exempted
+from their present influence. I cannot finish this letter without
+expressing my surprise and pleasure at your abuse of the servile
+addresses poured in upon the throne, nor can I conceive a greater
+disgust to a Monarch, with a true English heart, than to see such a
+question as that of Catholic Emancipation argued, not with a
+reference to its justice or importance, but universally considered
+to be of no further consequence than as it affects his own private
+feelings. That these sentiments should be mine is not wonderful;
+but how they came to be yours does, I confess, fill me with
+surprise. Are you moved by the arrival of the Irish Brigade at
+Antwerp, and the amorous violence which awaits Mrs. Plymley?
+
+
+
+LETTER V.
+
+
+
+Dear Abraham,--I never met a parson in my life who did not consider
+the Corporation and Test Acts as the great bulwarks of the Church;
+and yet it is now just sixty-four years since bills of indemnity to
+destroy their penal effects, or, in other words, to repeal them,
+have been passed annually as a matter of course.
+
+
+Heu vatum ignar mentes.
+
+
+These bulwarks, without which no clergyman thinks he could sleep
+with his accustomed soundness, have actually not been in existence
+since any man now living has taken holy orders. Every year the
+Indemnity Act pardons past breaches of these two laws, and prevents
+any fresh actions of informers from coming to a conclusion before
+the period for the next indemnity bill arrives; so that these
+penalties, by which alone the Church remains in existence, have not
+had one moment's operation for sixty-four years. You will say the
+legislature, during the whole of this period, has reserved to itself
+the discretion of suspending or not suspending. But had not the
+legislature the right of re-enacting, if it was necessary? And now
+when you have kept the rod over these people (with the most
+scandalous abuse of all principle) for sixty-four years, and not
+found it necessary to strike once, is not that the best of all
+reasons why the rod should be laid aside? You talk to me of a very
+valuable hedge running across your fields which you would not part
+with on any account. I go down, expecting to find a limit
+impervious to cattle, and highly useful for the preservation of
+property; but, to my utter astonishment, I find that the hedge was
+cut down half a century ago, and that every year the shoots are
+clipped the moment they appear above ground: it appears, upon
+further inquiry, that the hedge never ought to have existed at all;
+that it originated in the malice of antiquated quarrels, and was cut
+down because it subjected you to vast inconvenience, and broke up
+your intercourse with a country absolutely necessary to your
+existence. If the remains of this hedge serve only to keep up an
+irritation in your neighbours, and to remind them of the feuds of
+former times, good nature and good sense teach you that you ought to
+grub it up, and cast it into the oven. This is the exact state of
+these two laws; and yet it is made a great argument against
+concession to the Catholics, that it involves their repeal; which is
+to say, Do not make me relinquish a folly that will lead to my ruin;
+because, if you do, I must give up other follies ten times greater
+than this.
+
+I confess, with all our bulwarks and hedges, it mortifies me to the
+quick to contrast with our matchless stupidity and inimitable folly
+the conduct of Bonaparte upon the subject of religious persecution.
+At the moment when we are tearing the crucifixes from the necks of
+the Catholics, and washing pious mud from the foreheads of the
+Hindoos; at that moment this man is assembling the very Jews at
+Paris, and endeavouring to give them stability and importance. I
+shall never be reconciled to mending shoes in America; but I see it
+must be my lot, and I will then take a dreadful revenge upon Mr.
+Perceval, if I catch him preaching within ten miles of me. I cannot
+for the soul of me conceive whence this man has gained his notions
+of Christianity: he has the most evangelical charity for errors in
+arithmetic, and the most inveterate malice against errors in
+conscience. While he rages against those whom in the true spirit of
+the Gospel he ought to indulge, he forgets the only instance of
+severity which that Gospel contains, and leaves the jobbers,
+contractors, and money-changers at their seats, without a single
+stripe.
+
+You cannot imagine, you say, that England will ever be ruined and
+conquered; and for no other reason that I can find, but because it
+seems so very odd it should be ruined and conquered. Alas! so
+reasoned, in their time, the Austrian, Russian, and Prussian
+Plymleys. But the English are brave: so were all these nations.
+You might get together a hundred thousand men individually brave;
+but without generals capable of commanding such a machine, it would
+be as useless as a first-rate man-of-war manned by Oxford clergymen
+or Parisian shopkeepers. I do not say this to the disparagement of
+English officers: they have had no means of acquiring experience;
+but I do say it to create alarm; for we do not appear to me to be
+half alarmed enough, or to entertain that sense of our danger which
+leads to the most obvious means of self-defence. As for the spirit
+of the peasantry in making a gallant defence behind hedge-rows, and
+through plate-racks and hen-coops, highly as I think of their
+bravery, I do not know any nation in Europe so likely to be struck
+with the panic as the English; and this from their total
+unacquaintance with the science of war. Old wheat and beans blazing
+for twenty miles round; cart mares shot; sows of Lord Somerville's
+breed running wild over the country; the minister of the parish
+wounded sorely in his hinder parts; Mrs. Plymley in fits. All these
+scenes of war an Austrian or a Russian has seen three or four times
+over: but it is now three centuries since an English pig has fallen
+in a fair battle upon English ground, or a farm-house been rifled,
+or a clergyman's wife been subjected to any other proposals of love
+than the connubial endearments of her sleek and orthodox mate. The
+old edition of Plutarch's Lives, which lies in the corner of your
+parlour window, has contributed to work you up to the most romantic
+expectations of our Roman behaviour. You are persuaded that Lord
+Amherst will defend Kew Bridge like Cocles; that some maid of honour
+will break away from her captivity, and swim over the Thames; that
+the Duke of York will burn his capitulating hand; and little Mr.
+Sturges Bourne give forty years' purchase for Moulsham Hall, while
+the French are encamped upon it. I hope we shall witness all this,
+if the French do come; but in the meantime I am so enchanted with
+the ordinary English behaviour of these invaluable persons, that I
+earnestly pray no opportunity may be given them for Roman valour,
+and for those very un-Roman pensions which they would all, of
+course, take especial care to claim in consequence. But whatever
+was our conduct, if every ploughman was as great a hero as he who
+was called from his oxen to save Rome from her enemies, I should
+still say, that at such a crisis you want the affections of all your
+subjects in both islands: there is no spirit which you must
+alienate, no art you must avert, every man must feel he has a
+country, and that there is an urgent and pressing cause why he
+should expose himself to death.
+
+The effects of penal laws in matters of religion are never confined
+to those limits in which the legislature intended they should be
+placed: it is not only that I am excluded from certain offices and
+dignities because I am a Catholic, but the exclusion carries with it
+a certain stigma, which degrades me in the eyes of the monopolising
+sect, and the very name of my religion becomes odious. These
+effects are so very striking in England, that I solemnly believe
+blue and red baboons to be more popular here than Catholics and
+Presbyterians; they are more understood, and there is a greater
+disposition to do something for them. When a country squire hears
+of an ape, his first feeling is to give it nuts and apples; when he
+hears of a Dissenter, his immediate impulse is to commit it to the
+county gaol, to shave its head, to alter its customary food, and to
+have it privately whipped. This is no caricature, but an accurate
+picture of national feelings, as they degrade and endanger us at
+this very moment. The Irish Catholic gentleman would bear his legal
+disabilities with greater temper, if these were all he had to bear--
+if they did not enable every Protestant cheese-monger and tide-
+waiter to treat him with contempt. He is branded on the forehead
+with a red-hot iron, and treated like a spiritual felon, because in
+the highest of all considerations he is led by the noblest of all
+guides, his own disinterested conscience.
+
+Why are nonsense and cruelty a bit the better because they are
+enacted? If Providence, which gives wine and oil, had blessed us
+with that tolerant spirit which makes the countenance more pleasant
+and the heart more glad than these can do; if our Statute Book had
+never been defiled with such infamous laws, the sepulchral Spencer
+Perceval would have been hauled through the dirtiest horse-pond in
+Hampstead, had he ventured to propose them. But now persecution is
+good, because it exists; every law which originated in ignorance and
+malice, and gratifies the passions from whence it sprang, we call
+the wisdom of our ancestors: when such laws are repealed, they will
+be cruelty and madness; till they are repealed, they are policy and
+caution.
+
+I was somewhat amused with the imputation brought against the
+Catholics by the University of Oxford, that they are enemies to
+liberty. I immediately turned to my "History of England," and
+marked as an historical error that passage in which it is recorded
+that, in the reign of Queen Anne, the famous degree of the
+University of Oxford respecting passive obedience, was ordered by
+the House of Lords to be burnt by the hands of the common hangman,
+as contrary to the liberty of the subject and the law of the land.
+Nevertheless, I wish, whatever be the modesty of those who impute,
+that the imputation was a little more true, the Catholic cause would
+not be quite so desperate with the present. Administration. I
+fear, however, that the hatred to liberty in these poor devoted
+wretches may ere long appear more doubtful than it is at present to
+the Vice-Chancellor and his Clergy, inflamed as they doubtless are
+with classical examples of republican virtue, and panting, as they
+always have been, to reduce the power of the Crown within narrower
+and safer limits. What mistaken zeal to attempt to connect one
+religion with freedom and another with slavery! Who laid the
+foundations of English liberty? What was the mixed religion of
+Switzerland? What has the Protestant religion done for liberty in
+Denmark, in Sweden, throughout the north of Germany, and in Prussia?
+The purest religion in the world, in my humble opinion, is the
+religion of the Church of England: for its preservation (so far as
+it is exercised without intruding upon the liberties of others) I am
+ready at this moment to venture my present life, and but through
+that religion I have no hopes of any other; yet I am not forced to
+be silly because I am pious; nor will I ever join in eulogiums on my
+faith which every man of common reading and common sense can so
+easily refute.
+
+You have either done too much for the Catholics, worthy Abraham, or
+too little; if you had intended to refuse them political power, you
+should have refused them civil rights. After you had enabled them
+to acquire property, after you had conceded to them all that you did
+concede in '78 and '93, the rest is wholly out of your power: you
+may choose whether you will give the rest in an honourable or a
+disgraceful mode, but it is utterly out of your power to withhold
+it.
+
+In the last year, land to the amount of EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND
+POUNDS was purchased by the Catholics in Ireland. Do you think it
+possible to be-Perceval, and be-Canning, and be-Castlereagh, such a
+body of men as this out of their common rights, and their common
+sense? Mr. George Canning may laugh and joke at the idea of
+Protestant bailiffs ravishing Catholic ladies, under the 9th clause
+of the Sunset Bill; but if some better remedy be not applied to the
+distractions of Ireland than the jocularity of Mr. Canning, they
+will soon put an end to his pension, and to the pension of those
+"near and dear relatives," for whose eating, drinking, washing, and
+clothing, every man in the United Kingdoms now pays his two-pence or
+three-pence a year. You may call these observations coarse, if you
+please; but I have no idea that the Sophias and Carolines of any man
+breathing are to eat national veal, to drink public tea, to wear
+Treasury ribands, and then that we are to be told that it is coarse
+to animadvert upon this pitiful and eleemosynary splendour. If this
+is right, why not mention it? If it is wrong, why should not he who
+enjoys the ease of supporting his sisters in this manner bear the
+shame of it? Everybody seems hitherto to have spared a man who
+never spares anybody.
+
+As for the enormous wax candles, and superstitious mummeries, and
+painted jackets of the Catholic priests, I fear them not. Tell me
+that the world will return again under the influence of the
+smallpox; that Lord Castlereagh will hereafter oppose the power of
+the Court; that Lord Howick and Mr. Grattan will do each of them a
+mean and dishonourable action; that anybody who has heard Lord
+Redesdale speak once will knowingly and willingly hear him again;
+that Lord Eldon has assented to the fact of two and two making four,
+without shedding tears, or expressing the smallest doubt or scruple;
+tell me any other thing absurd or incredible, but, for the love of
+common sense, let me hear no more of the danger to be apprehended
+from the general diffusion of Popery. It is too absurd to be
+reasoned upon; every man feels it is nonsense when he hears it
+stated, and so does every man while he is stating it.
+
+I cannot imagine why the friends to the Church Establishment should
+enter in such a horror of seeing the doors of Parliament flung open
+to the Catholics, and view so passively the enjoyment of that right
+by the Presbyterians and by every other species of Dissenter. In
+their tenets, in their Church Government, in the nature of their
+endowments, the Dissenters are infinitely more distant from the
+Church of England than the Catholics are; yet the Dissenters have
+never been excluded from Parliament. There are 45 members in one
+House, and 16 in the other, who always are Dissenters. There is no
+law which would prevent every member of the Lords and Commons from
+being Dissenters. The Catholics could not bring into Parliament
+half the number of the Scotch members; and yet one exclusion is of
+such immense importance, because it has taken place; and the other
+no human being thinks of, because no one is accustomed to it. I
+have often thought, if the WISDOM OF OUR ANCESTORS had excluded all
+persons with red hair from the House of Commons, of the throes and
+convulsions it would occasion to restore them to their natural
+rights. What mobs and riots would it produce! To what infinite
+abuse and obloquy would the capillary patriot be exposed; what
+wormwood would distil from Mr. Perceval, what froth would drop from
+Mr. Canning; how (I will not say MY, but OUR Lord Hawkesbury, for he
+belongs to us all)--how our Lord Hawkesbury would work away about
+the hair of King William and Lord Somers, and the authors of the
+great and glorious Revolution; how Lord Eldon would appeal to the
+Deity and his own virtues, and to the hair of his children: some
+would say that red-haired men were superstitious; some would prove
+they were atheists; they would be petitioned against as the friends
+of slavery, and the advocates for revolt; in short, such a corruptor
+of the heart and understanding is the spirit of persecution, that
+these unfortunate people (conspired against by their fellow-subjects
+of every complexion), if they did not emigrate to countries where
+hair of another colour was persecuted, would be driven to the
+falsehood of perukes, or the hypocrisy of the Tricosian fluid.
+
+As for the dangers of the Church (in spite of the staggering events
+which have lately taken place), I have not yet entirely lost my
+confidence in the power of common sense, and I believe the Church to
+be in no danger at all; but if it is, that danger is not from the
+Catholics, but from the Methodists, and from that patent
+Christianity which has been for some time manufacturing at Clapham,
+to the prejudice of the old and admirable article prepared by the
+Church. I would counsel my lords the Bishops to keep their eyes
+upon that holy village, and its vicinity; they will find there a
+zeal in making converts far superior to anything which exists among
+the Catholics; a contempt for the great mass of English clergy, much
+more rooted and profound; and a regular fund to purchase livings for
+those groaning and garrulous gentlemen whom they denominate (by a
+standing sarcasm against the regular Church) Gospel preachers and
+vital clergymen. I am too firm a believer in the general propriety
+and respectability of the English clergy, to believe they have much
+to fear either from old nonsense or from new; but if the Church must
+be supposed to be in danger, I prefer that nonsense which is grown
+half venerable from time, the force of which I have already tried
+and baffled, which at least has some excuse in the dark and ignorant
+ages in which it originated. The religious enthusiasm manufactured
+by living men before my own eyes disgusts my understanding as much,
+influences my imagination not at all, and excites my apprehensions
+much more.
+
+I may have seemed to you to treat the situation of public affairs
+with some degree of levity; but I feel it deeply, and with nightly
+and daily anguish; because I know Ireland; I have known it all my
+life; I love it, and I foresee the crisis to which it will soon be
+exposed. Who can doubt but that Ireland will experience ultimately
+from France a treatment to which the conduct they have experienced
+from England is the love of a parent, or a brother? Who can doubt
+but that five years after he has got hold of the country, Ireland
+will be tossed away by Bonaparte as a present to some one of his
+ruffian generals, who will knock the head of Mr. Keogh against the
+head of Cardinal Troy, shoot twenty of the most noisy blockheads of
+the Roman persuasion, wash his pug-dogs in holy water, and
+confiscate the salt butter of the Milesian republic to the last tub?
+But what matters this? or who is wise enough in Ireland to heed it?
+or when had common sense much influence with my poor dear Irish?
+Mr. Perceval does not know the Irish; but I know them, and I know
+that at every rash and mad hazard they will break the Union, revenge
+their wounded pride and their insulted religion, and fling
+themselves into the open arms of France, sure of dying in the
+embrace. And now, what means have you of guarding against this
+coming evil, upon which the future happiness or misery of every
+Englishman depends? Have you a single ally in the whole world? Is
+there a vulnerable point in the French empire where the astonishing
+resources of that people can be attracted and employed? Have you a
+ministry wise enough to comprehend the danger, manly enough to
+believe unpleasant intelligence, honest enough to state their
+apprehensions at the peril of their places? Is there anywhere the
+slightest disposition to join any measure of love, or conciliation,
+or hope, with that dreadful bill which the distractions of Ireland
+have rendered necessary? At the very moment that the last Monarchy
+in Europe has fallen, are we not governed by a man of pleasantry,
+and a man of theology? In the six hundredth year of our empire over
+Ireland, have we any memorial of ancient kindness to refer to? any
+people, any zeal, any country on which we can depend? Have we any
+hope, but in the winds of heaven and the tides of the sea? any
+prayer to prefer to the Irish, but that they should forget and
+forgive their oppressors, who, in the very moment that they are
+calling upon them for their exertions, solemnly assure them that the
+oppression shall still remain?
+
+Abraham, farewell! If I have tired you, remember how often you have
+tired me and others. I do not think we really differ in politics so
+much as you suppose; or at least, if we do, that difference is in
+the means, and not in the end. We both love the Constitution,
+respect the King, and abhor the French. But though you love the
+Constitution, you would perpetuate the abuses which have been
+engrafted upon it; though you respect the King, you would confirm
+his scruples against the Catholics; though you abhor the French, you
+would open to them the conquest of Ireland. My method of respecting
+my sovereign is by protecting his honour, his empire, and his
+lasting happiness; I evince my love of the Constitution by making it
+the guardian of all men's rights and the source of their freedom;
+and I prove my abhorrence of the French, by uniting against them the
+disciples of every church in the only remaining nation in Europe.
+As for the men of whom I have been compelled in this age of
+mediocrity to say so much, they cannot of themselves be worth a
+moment's consideration, to you, to me, or to anybody. In a year
+after their death they will be forgotten as completely as if they
+had never been; and are now of no further importance than as they
+are the mere vehicles of carrying into effect the common-place and
+mischievous prejudices of the times in which they live.
+
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+
+
+Dear Abraham,--What amuses me the most is to hear of the INDULGENCES
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not
+being satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me
+that a man is obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it
+is impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the
+whole of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from him
+so much in the first instance that, in spite of a long series of
+restitution, a vast latitude for petition may still remain behind.
+
+There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on
+one day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common
+expense: by an extra-ordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord
+Hawkesbury would call the wisdom of the village ancestors, the
+inhabitants of three of the streets, about a hundred years ago,
+seized upon the inhabitants of the fourth street, bound them hand
+and foot, laid them upon their backs, and compelled them to look on
+while the rest were stuffing themselves with beef and beer; the next
+year the inhabitants of the persecuted street, though they
+contributed an equal quota of the expense, were treated precisely in
+the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom; and, as the manner
+of our nature is, it was considered as the most sacred of all duties
+to keep these poor fellows without their annual dinner. The village
+was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing could induce them to
+resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a disbeliever in
+Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who wished to
+succeed in his election had nothing to do but to represent his
+antagonist as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition,
+endanger his life, and throw the village into a state of the most
+dreadful commotion. By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew
+to be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that
+their oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to be
+just. At the next dinner they are unbound, the year after allowed
+to sit upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of water; till at
+last, after a long series of concessions, they are emboldened to
+ask, in pretty plain terms, that they may be allowed to sit down at
+the bottom of the table, and to fill their bellies as well as the
+rest. Forthwith a general cry of shame and scandal: "Ten years
+ago, were you not laid upon your backs? Don't you remember what a
+great thing you thought it to get a piece of bread? How thankful
+you were for cheese parings? Have you forgotten that memorable era,
+when the lord of the manor interfered to obtain for you a slice of
+the public pudding? And now, with an audacity only equalled by your
+ingratitude, you have the impudence to ask for knives and forks, and
+to request, in terms too plain to be mistaken, that you may sit down
+to table with the rest, and be indulged even with beef and beer:
+there are not more than half a dozen dishes which we have reserved
+for ourselves; the rest has been thrown open to you in the utmost
+profusion; you have potatoes, and carrots, suet dumplings, sops in
+the pan, and delicious toast and water in incredible quantities.
+Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are ours; and if you were not the
+most restless and dissatisfied of human beings, you would never
+think of aspiring to enjoy them."
+
+Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very
+insult which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are
+surprised that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for
+perfect justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will
+not be contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He
+would be a very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who,
+though an inhabitant of the village, have preserved, thank God, some
+sense of justice) most earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to
+persevere in their just demands, till they are admitted to a more
+complete share of a dinner for which they pay as much as the others;
+and if they see a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of
+their opponents, let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to
+pull out all the pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has
+filched from the public feast, to carry home to his wife and
+children.
+
+You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this
+country to the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary
+concession was ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland
+ever ask that was granted? What did she ever demand that was not
+refused? How did she get her Mutiny Bill--a limited Parliament--a
+repeal of Poyning's Law--a constitution? Not by the concessions of
+England, but by her fears. When Ireland asked for all these things
+upon her knees, her petitions were rejected with Percevalism and
+contempt; when she demanded them with the voice of 60,000 armed men,
+they were granted with every mark of consternation and dismay. Ask
+of Lord Auckland the fatal consequences of trifling with such a
+people as the Irish. He himself was the organ of these refusals.
+As secretary to the Lord Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny
+of this country passed through his hands. Ask him if he remembers
+the consequences. Ask him if he has forgotten that memorable
+evening when he came down booted and mantled to the House of
+Commons, when he told the House he was about to set off for Ireland
+that night, and declared before God, if he did not carry with him a
+compliance with all their demands, Ireland was for ever lost to this
+country. The present generation have forgotten this; but I have not
+forgotten it; and I know, hasty and undignified as the submission of
+England then was, that Lord Auckland was right, that the delay of a
+single day might very probably have separated the two peoples for
+ever. The terms submission and fear are galling terms when applied
+from the lesser nation to the greater; but it is the plain
+historical truth, it is the natural consequence of injustice, it is
+the predicament in which every country places itself which leaves
+such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side. No empire is
+powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength of
+China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are
+strong enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will
+act over again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and
+precipitate submission which disgraced you before America, and
+before the volunteers of Ireland. We shall live to hear the
+Hampstead Protestant pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics upon
+holy water, and paying such fulsome compliments to the thumbs and
+offals of departed saints, that parties will change sentiments, and
+Lord Henry Petty and Sam Whitbread take a spell at No Popery. The
+wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike employed in teaching his country justice
+when Ireland was weak, and dignity when Ireland was strong. We are
+fast pacing round the same miserable circle of ruin and imbecility.
+Alas! where is our guide?
+
+You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would
+be better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that
+the Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How
+often have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and
+thoughtless squire, and from the thriving English shopkeeper, who
+has never felt the rod of an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a
+millstone about your neck! Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your
+hand? I agree with you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now
+is, it would be a vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea
+were to rise and engulf her to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as
+we are to all the world, the annihilation of one of the most fertile
+islands on the face of the globe, containing five millions of human
+creatures, would be one of the most solid advantages which could
+happen to this country. I doubt very much, in spite of all the just
+abuse which has been lavished upon Bonaparte, whether there is any
+one of his conquered countries the blotting out of which would be as
+beneficial to him as the destruction of Ireland would be to us: of
+countries I speak differing in language from the French, little
+habituated to their intercourse, and inflamed with all the
+resentments of a recently-conquered people. Why will you attribute
+the turbulence of our people to any cause but the right--to any
+cause but your own scandalous oppression? If you tie your horse up
+to a gate, and beat him cruelly, is he vicious because he kicks you?
+If you have plagued and worried a mastiff dog for years, is he mad
+because he flies at you whenever he sees you? Hatred is an active,
+troublesome passion. Depend upon it, whole nations have always some
+reason for their hatred. Before you refer the turbulence of the
+Irish to incurable defects in their character, tell me if you have
+treated them as friends and equals? Have you protected their
+commerce? Have you respected their religion? Have you been as
+anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all this. What
+then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of the
+country twice over: you have massacred and exported her
+inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil
+privilege: you have at every period made her commerce and
+manufactures slavishly subordinate to your own: and yet the hatred
+which the Irish bear to you is the result of an original turbulence
+of character, and of a primitive, obdurate wildness, utterly
+incapable of civilisation. The embroidered inanities and the sixth-
+form effusions of Mr. Canning are really not powerful enough to make
+me believe this; nor is there any authority on earth (always
+excepting the Dean of Christ Church) which could make it credible to
+me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is not a "ha'porth of bread to
+all this sugar and sack." I love not the cretaceous and incredible
+countenance of his colleague. The only opinion in which I agree
+with these two gentlemen is that which they entertain of each other.
+I am sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and the unbalanced
+accounts of Melville, were far better than the perils of this new
+ignorance:-
+
+
+Nonne fuit satius, ristes Amaryllidis iras
+Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?
+Quamvis ille niger?
+
+
+In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved
+upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the
+expedition sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article,
+public or private, alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you
+tell me, justified us in doing this. Just God! do we think only of
+the state of the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for
+murder, and for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world
+when we are called upon to be wise, and good, and just? Does the
+state of the world never remind us that we have four millions of
+subjects whose injuries we ought to atone for, and whose affections
+we ought to conciliate? Does the state of the world never warn us
+to lay aside our infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who
+acknowledges a God, and can grasp a sword? Did it never occur to
+this administration that they might virtuously get hold of a force
+ten times greater than the force of the Danish fleet? Was there no
+other way of protecting Ireland but by bringing eternal shame upon
+Great Britain, and by making the earth a den of robbers? See what
+the men whom you have supplanted would have done. They would have
+rendered the invasion of Ireland impossible, by restoring to the
+Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have acted in such a
+manner that the French would neither have wished for invasion nor
+dared to attempt it: they would have increased the permanent
+strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because
+they are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to
+tolerate all religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects,
+is to oppose some of the worst passions of our nature--to plunder
+and to oppress is to gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of
+mobs, and they have for ever blasted the fame of England to obtain
+them. Were the fleets of Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by
+larceny? You resisted the power of 150 sail of the line by sheer
+courage, and violated every principle of morals from the dread of
+fifteen hulks, while the expedition itself cost you three times more
+than the value of the larcenous matter brought away. The French
+trample on the laws of God and man, not for old cordage, but for
+kingdoms, and always take care to be well paid for their crimes. We
+contrive, under the present administration, to unite moral with
+intellectual deficiency, and to grow weaker and worse by the same
+action. If they had any evidence of the intended hostility of the
+Danes, why was it not produced? Why have the nations of Europe been
+allowed to feel an indignation against this country beyond the reach
+of all subsequent information? Are these times, do you imagine,
+when we can trifle with a year of universal hatred, dally with the
+curses of Europe, and then regain a lost character at pleasure, by
+the parliamentary perspirations of the Foreign Secretary, or the
+solemn asseverations of the pecuniary Rose? Believe me, Abraham, it
+is not under such ministers as these that the dexterity of honest
+Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of French knaves; it is not
+in their presence that the serpent of Moses will ever swallow up the
+serpents of the magician.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics
+from fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four
+millions of disaffected people within twenty miles of your own
+coast. I fairly confess that the dread which I have of their
+physical power is with me a very strong motive for listening to
+their claims. To talk of not acting from fear, is mere
+parliamentary cant. From what motive but fear, I should be glad to
+know, have all the improvements in our constitution proceeded? I
+question if any justice has ever been done to large masses of
+mankind from any other motive. By what other motives can the
+plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be governed in their
+intercourse WITH EACH OTHER? If I say, Give this people what they
+ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten people to
+listen to me? Would not the lesser of the two Jenkinsons be the
+first to treat me with contempt? The only true way to make the mass
+of mankind see the beauty of justice is by showing to them, in
+pretty plain terms, the consequences of injustice. If any body of
+French troops land in Ireland, the whole population of that country
+will rise against you to a man, and you could not possibly survive
+such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I
+believe to be the present state of that country; and so far does it
+appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to concede
+anything to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to
+their present just demands, were to petition for the perpetual
+removal of the said Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty's councils, I
+think, whatever might be the effect upon the destinies of Europe,
+and however it might retard our own individual destruction, that the
+prayer of the petition should be instantly complied with. Canning's
+crocodile tears should not move me; the hoops of the maids of honour
+should not hide him. I would tear him from the banisters of the
+back stairs, and plunge him in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of
+all his Cinque Ports.
+
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+
+
+Dear Abraham,--In the correspondence which is passing between us,
+you are perpetually alluding to the Foreign Secretary; and in answer
+to the dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you
+have nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the
+discretion and sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that
+I have listened to him long and often with the greatest attention; I
+have used every exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him,
+and it appears to me impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic
+without perceiving that he is eminently deficient in those solid and
+serious qualities upon which, and upon which alone, the confidence
+of a great country can properly repose. He sweats and labours, and
+works for sense, and Mr. Ellis seems always to think it is coming,
+but it does not come; the machine can't draw up what is not to be
+found in the spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting,
+paragraph-writing man, and that he will remain to his dying day.
+When he is jocular he is strong, when he is serious he is like
+Samson in a wig; any ordinary person is a match for him: a song, an
+ironical letter, a burlesque ode, an attack in the newspaper upon
+Nicoll's eye, a smart speech of twenty minutes, full of gross
+misrepresentations and clever turns, excellent language, a spirited
+manner, lucky quotation, success in provoking dull men, some half
+information picked up in Pall Mall in the morning; these are your
+friend's natural weapons; all these things he can do: here I allow
+him to be truly great; nay, I will be just, and go still further, if
+he would confine himself to these things, and consider the facete
+and the playful to be the basis of his character, he would, for that
+species of man, be universally regarded as a person of a very good
+understanding; call him a legislator, a reasoner, and the conductor
+of the affairs of a great nation, and it seems to me as absurd as if
+a butterfly were to teach bees to make honey. That he is an
+extraordinary writer of small poetry, and a diner out of the highest
+lustre, I do most readily admit. After George Selwyn, and perhaps
+Tickell, there has been no such man for this half-century. The
+Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as well as a highly
+agreeable man in private life; but you may as well feed me with
+decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of Ireland by the
+resources of his SENSE and his DISCRETION. It is only the public
+situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me or induces me
+to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody cares about
+the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get there ? Nor
+do I attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of utility,
+as a burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke, for fear it should
+flood a province.
+
+The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic
+proprietors, and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and
+but a few, who would follow the fortunes of England at all events:
+there is another set of men who, thoroughly detesting this country,
+have too much property and too much character to lose, not to wait
+for some very favourable event before they show themselves; but the
+great mass of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of
+a French force in that country, would rise upon you to a man. It is
+the most mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth. There is no
+loyalty among the Catholics: they detest you as their worst
+oppressors, and they will continue to detest you till you remove the
+cause of their hatred. It is in your power in six months' time to
+produce a total revolution of opinions among this people; and in
+some future letter I will show you that this is clearly the case.
+At present, see what a dreadful in state Ireland is in. The common
+toast among the low Irish is, the feast of the PASSOVER. Some
+allusion to Bonaparte, in a play lately acted at Dublin, produced
+thunders of applause from the pit and the galleries; and a
+politician should not be inattentive to the public feelings
+expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval thinks he has disarmed the
+Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has resigned a
+shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish peasant fills the
+barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up the lock,
+buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack his
+cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which
+they are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add
+four millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength.
+Nightly visits, Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol,
+or a knife and fork, the odious vigour of the EVANGELICAL Perceval--
+acts of Parliament, drawn up by some English attorney, to save you
+from the hatred of four millions of people--the guarding yourselves
+from universal disaffection by a police; a confidence in the little
+cunning of Bow Street, when you might rest your security upon the
+eternal basis of the best feelings: this is the meanness and
+madness to which nations are reduced when they lose sight of the
+first elements of justice, without which a country can be no more
+secure than it can be healthy without air. I sicken at such policy
+and such men. The fact is, the Ministers know nothing about the
+present state of Ireland; Mr. Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord
+Castlereagh a few general officers, who take care, of course, to
+report what is pleasant rather than what is true. As for the joyous
+and lepid consul, he jokes upon neutral flags and frauds, jokes upon
+Irish rebels, jokes upon northern and western and southern foes, and
+gives himself no trouble upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of
+the idolatrous deputy of the slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he
+reads no memorials upon the state of Ireland, listens to no reports,
+asks no questions, and is the
+
+
+"BOURN from whom no traveller returns."
+
+
+The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I BELIEVE, blown
+over. You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are
+become so much more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may
+perhaps be tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are
+you secure from the efforts which the French may make to throw a
+body of troops into Ireland? and do you consider that event to be
+difficult and improbable? From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent,
+you have above three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve
+or fourteen harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient force
+for the powerful invasion of Ireland. The nearest of these harbours
+is not two days' sail from the southern coast of Ireland, with a
+fair leading wind; and the furthest not ten. Five ships of the
+line, for so very short a passage, might carry five or six thousand
+troops with cannon and ammunition; and Ireland presents to their
+attack a southern coast of more than 500 miles, abounding in deep
+bays, admirable harbours, and disaffected inhabitants. Your
+blockading ships may be forced to come home for provisions and
+repairs, or they may be blown off in a gale of wind and compelled to
+bear away for their own coast; and you will observe that the very
+same wind which locks you up in the British Channel, when you are
+got there, is evidently favourable for the invasion of Ireland. And
+yet this is called Government, and the people huzza Mr. Perceval for
+continuing to expose his country day after day to such tremendous
+perils as these; cursing the men who would have given up a question
+in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The British empire
+at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom--if the wind blows
+gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from the other,
+it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most
+holy of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we
+curse ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval's head. Such a state of
+political existence is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad
+young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping down the crater of
+Mount AEtna, not the conduct of a wise and sober people deciding
+upon their best and dearest interests: and in the name, the much-
+injured name, of heaven, what is it all for that we expose ourselves
+to these dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin? Is it that
+we may acquire more territory? Is it that we may strengthen what we
+have already acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set of
+Irishmen may torture another set of Irishmen--that Sir Phelim
+O'Callaghan may continue to whip Sir Toby M'Tackle, his next door
+neighbour, and continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these
+are the measures which the honest and consistent Secretary supports;
+and this is the Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother
+Abraham is to extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed
+by a slave, Goliath smitten by a stripling, Pyrrhus died by the hand
+of a woman; tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed
+Minerva leaps forth in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of
+God, a pleasant man is come out against thee, and thou shalt be laid
+low by a joker of jokes, and he shall talk his pleasant talk against
+thee, and thou shalt be no more!
+
+You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships
+and sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain,
+but there remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain,
+Holland, and Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do
+you think, too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year?
+Do you suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure for
+him any quantity of naval stores he may want? The mere machine, the
+empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as you can; and
+though he may not find enough of practised sailors to man large
+fighting-fleets--it is not possible to conceive that he can want
+sailors for such sort of purposes as I have stated. He is at
+present the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand miles of sea-
+coast, and yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the
+invasion of Ireland. Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met
+at sea by any number of our ships at all comparable to them in point
+of force, would be immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing
+upon their power of resistance, only upon their power of escaping
+unobserved. If experience has taught us anything, it is the
+impossibility of perpetual blockades. The instances are
+innumerable, during the course of this war, where whole fleets have
+sailed in and out of harbour, in spite of every vigilance used to
+prevent it. I shall only mention those cases where Ireland is
+concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships of the line, and ten
+transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest, without having seen an
+English ship in their passage. It blew a storm when they were off
+shore, and therefore England still continues to be an independent
+kingdom. You will observe that at the very time the French fleet
+sailed out of Brest Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising off there
+with a powerful squadron, and still, from the particular
+circumstances of the weather, found it impossible to prevent the
+French from coming out. During the time that Admiral Colpoys was
+cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line,
+passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very moment when
+the French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his
+fleet was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for several
+days could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral Colpoys,
+totally unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord Bridport,
+at the change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they got
+safe back to Brest, without having seen a single one of those
+floating bulwarks, the possession of which we believe will enable us
+with impunity to set justice and common sense at defiance.
+
+Such is the miserable and precarious state of an anemocracy, of a
+people who put their trust in hurricanes, and are governed by wind.
+In August, 1798, three forty-gun frigates landed 1,100 men under
+Humbert, making the passage from Rochelle to Killala without seeing
+any English ship. In October of the same year, four French frigates
+anchored in Killala Bay with 2,000 troops; and though they did not
+land their troops, they returned to France in safety. In the same
+month, a line-of-battle ship, eight stout frigates, and a brig, all
+full of troops and stores, reached the coast of Ireland, and were
+fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed, after an obstinate
+engagement, by Sir John Warren.
+
+If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous
+experiments, did make good its landing, take with you, if you
+please, this precis of its exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded
+by a soldier raised from the ranks, put to rout a select army of
+6,000 men, commanded by General Lake, seized their ordnance,
+ammunition, and stores, advanced 150 miles into a country containing
+an armed force of 150,000 men, and at last surrendered to the
+Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely and cautiously advancing at
+the head of all his chivalry and of an immense army to oppose him.
+You must excuse these details about Ireland, but it appears to me to
+be of all other subjects the most important. If we conciliate
+Ireland, we can do nothing amiss; if we do not, we can do nothing
+well. If Ireland was friendly, we might equally set at defiance the
+talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his rival, Mr. Canning; we
+could then support the ruinous and silly bustle of our useless
+expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our commercial
+orders in council. Let the present administration give up but this
+one point, and there is nothing which I would not consent to grant
+them. Mr. Perceval shall have full liberty to insult the tomb of
+Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain;
+Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive
+permission to prefix to his name the appellative of virtuous; and to
+the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well
+and truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr. George
+Canning, but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a
+white horse, and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done
+to the statesman who hath written "The Needy Knife-Grinder," and the
+German play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from
+me again; it is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.
+
+
+
+LETTER VIII.
+
+
+
+Nothing can be more erroneous than to suppose that Ireland is not
+bigger than the Isle of Wight, or of more consequence than Guernsey
+or Jersey; and yet I am almost inclined to believe, from the general
+supineness which prevails here respecting the dangerous state of
+that country, that such is the rank which it holds in our
+statistical tables. I have been writing to you a great deal about
+Ireland, and perhaps it may be of some use to state to you concisely
+the nature and resources of the country which has been the subject
+of our long and strange correspondence. There were returned, as I
+have before observed, to the hearth tax in 1791, 701,102 houses,
+which Mr. Newenham shows from unquestionable documents to be nearly
+80,000 below the real number of houses in that country. There are
+27,457 square English miles in Ireland, and more than five millions
+of people.
+
+By the last survey it appears that the inhabited houses in England
+and Wales amount to 1,574,902, and the population to 9,343,578,
+which gives an average of 5.875 to each house, in a country where
+the density of population is certainly less considerable than in
+Ireland. It is commonly supposed that two-fifths of the army and
+navy are Irishmen, at periods when political disaffection does not
+avert the Catholics from the service. The current value of Irish
+exports in 1807 was 9,314,854 pounds 17s. 7d.; a state of commerce
+about equal to the commerce of England in the middle of the reign of
+George II. The tonnage of ships entered inward and cleared outward
+in the trade of Ireland, in 1807, amounted to 1,567,430 tons. The
+quantity of home spirits exported amounted to 10,284 gallons in
+1796, and to 930,800 gallons in 1804. Of the exports which I have
+stated, provisions amounted to four millions, and linen to about
+four millions and a half. There was exported from Ireland, upon an
+average of two years ending in January, 1804, 591,274 barrels of
+barley, oats, and wheat; and by weight 910,848 cwts. of flour,
+oatmeal, barley, oats, and wheat. The amount of butter exported in
+1804, from Ireland, was worth, in money, 1,704,680 pounds sterling.
+The importation of ale and beer, from the immense manufactures now
+carrying on of these articles, was diminished to 3,209 barrels, in
+the year 1804, from 111,920 barrels, which was the average
+importation per annum, taking from three years ending in 1792; and
+at present there is an export trade of porter. On an average of
+three years, ending March, 1783, there were imported into Ireland,
+of cotton wool, 3,326 cwts., of cotton yarn, 5,405 lbs.; but on an
+average of three years, ending January, 1803, there were imported,
+of the first article, 13,159 cwts., and of the latter, 628,406 lbs.
+It is impossible to conceive any manufacture more flourishing. The
+export of linen has increased in Ireland from 17,776,862 yards, the
+average in 1770, to 43,534,971 yards, the amount in 1805. The
+tillage of Ireland has more than trebled within the last twenty-one
+years. The importation of coals has increased from 230,000 tons in
+1783, to 417,030 in 1804; of tobacco, from 3,459,861 lbs. in 1783,
+to 6,611,543 in 1804; of tea, from 1,703,855 lbs. in 1783, to
+3,358,256 in 1804; of sugar, from 143,117 cwts. in 1782, to 309,076
+in 1804. Ireland now supports a funded debt of above 64 millions,
+and it is computed that more than three millions' of money are
+annually remitted to Irish absentees resident in this country. In
+Mr. Foster's report, of 100 folio pages, presented to the House of
+Commons in the year 1806, the total expenditure of Ireland is stated
+at 9,760,013 pounds. Ireland has increased about two-thirds in its
+population within twenty-five years, and yet, and in about the same
+space of time, its exports of beef, bullocks, cows, pork, swine,
+butter, wheat, barley, and oats, collectively taken, have doubled;
+and this, in spite of two years' famine, and the presence of an
+immense army, that is always at hand to guard the most valuable
+appanage of our empire from joining our most inveterate enemies.
+Ireland has the greatest possible facilities for carrying on
+commerce with the whole of Europe. It contains, within a circuit of
+750 miles, 66 secure harbours, and presents a western frontier
+against Great Britain, reaching from the Firth of Clyde north to the
+Bristol Channel south, and varying in distance from 20 to 100 miles;
+so that the subjugation of Ireland would compel us to guard with
+ships and soldiers a new line of coast, certainly amounting, with
+all its sinuosities, to more than 700 miles--an addition of
+polemics, in our present state of hostility with all the world,
+which must highly gratify the vigorists, and give them an ample
+opportunity of displaying that foolish energy upon which their
+claims to distinction are founded. Such is the country which the
+Right Reverend the Chancellor of the Exchequer would drive into the
+arms of France, and for the conciliation of which we are requested
+to wait, as if it were one of those sinecure places which were given
+to Mr. Perceval snarling at the breast, and which cannot be
+abolished till his decease.
+
+How sincerely and fervently have I often wished that the Emperor of
+the French had thought as Mr. Spencer Perceval does upon the subject
+of government; that he had entertained doubts and scruples upon the
+propriety of admitting the Protestants to an equality of rights with
+the Catholics, and that he had left in the middle of his empire
+these vigorous seeds of hatred and disaffection! But the world was
+never yet conquered by a blockhead. One of the very first measures
+we saw him recurring to was the complete establishment of religious
+liberty: if his subjects fought and paid as he pleased, he allowed
+them to believe as they pleased: the moment I saw this, my best
+hopes were lost. I perceived in a moment the kind of man we had to
+do with. I was well aware of the miserable ignorance and folly of
+this country upon the subject of toleration; and every year has been
+adding to the success of that game, which it was clear he had the
+will and the ability to play against us.
+
+You say Bonaparte is not in earnest upon the subject of religion,
+and that this is the cause of his tolerant spirit; but is it
+possible you can intend to give us such dreadful and unamiable
+notions of religion. Are we to understand that the moment a man is
+sincere he is narrow-minded; that persecution is the child of
+belief; and that a desire to leave all men in the quiet and
+unpunished exercise of their own creed can only exist in the mind of
+an infidel? Thank God! I know many men whose principles are as firm
+as they are expanded, who cling tenaciously to their own
+modification of the Christian faith, without the slightest
+disposition to force that modification upon other people. If
+Bonaparte is liberal in subjects of religion because he has no
+religion, is this a reason why we should be illiberal because we are
+Christians? If he owes this excellent quality to a vice, is that
+any reason why we may not owe it to a virtue? Toleration is a great
+good, and a good to be imitated, let it come from whom it will. If
+a sceptic is tolerant, it only shows that he is not foolish in
+practice as well as erroneous in theory. If a religious man is
+tolerant, it evinces that he is religious from thought and inquiry,
+because he exhibits in his conduct one of the most beautiful and
+important consequences of a religious mind--an inviolable charity to
+all the honest varieties of human opinion.
+
+Lord Sidmouth, and all the anti-Catholic people, little foresee that
+they will hereafter be the sport of the antiquary; that their
+prophecies of ruin and destruction from Catholic emancipation will
+be clapped into the notes of some quaint history, and be matter of
+pleasantry even to the sedulous housewife and the rural dean. There
+is always a copious supply of Lord Sidmouths in the world; nor is
+there one single source of human happiness against which they have
+not uttered the most lugubrious predictions. Turnpike roads,
+navigable canals, inoculation, hops, tobacco, the Reformation, the
+Revolution--there are always a set of worthy and moderately-gifted
+men, who bawl out death and ruin upon every valuable change which
+the varying aspect of human affairs absolutely and imperiously
+requires. I have often thought that it would be extremely useful to
+make a collection of the hatred and abuse that all those changes
+have experienced, which are now admitted to be marked improvements
+in our condition. Such a history might make folly a little more
+modest, and suspicious of its own decisions.
+
+Ireland, you say, since the Union is to be considered as a part of
+the whole kingdom; and therefore, however Catholics may predominate
+in that particular spot, yet, taking the whole empire together, they
+are to be considered as a much more insignificant quota of the
+population. Consider them in what light you please, as part of the
+whole, or by themselves, or in what manner may be most consentaneous
+to the devices of your holy mind--I say in a very few words, if you
+do not relieve these people from the civil incapacities to which
+they are exposed, you will lose them; or you must employ great
+strength and much treasure in watching over them. In the present
+state of the world you can afford to do neither the one nor the
+other. Having stated this, I shall leave you to be ruined,
+Puffendorf in hand (as Mr. Secretary Canning says), and to lose
+Ireland, just as you have found out what proportion the aggrieved
+people should bear to the whole population before their calamities
+meet with redress. As for your parallel cases, I am no more afraid
+of deciding upon them than I am upon their prototype. If ever any
+one heresy should so far spread itself over the principality of
+Wales that the Established Church were left in a minority of one to
+four; if you had subjected these heretics to very severe civil
+privations; if the consequence of such privations were a universal
+state of disaffection among that caseous and wrathful people; and if
+at the same time you were at war with all the world, how can you
+doubt for a moment that I would instantly restore them to a state of
+the most complete civil liberty? What matters it under what name
+you put the same case? Common sense is not changed by appellations.
+I have said how I would act to Ireland, and I would act so to all
+the world.
+
+I admit that, to a certain degree, the Government will lose the
+affections of the Orangemen by emancipating the Catholics; much
+less, however, at present, than three years past. The few men, who
+have ill-treated the whole crew, live in constant terror that the
+oppressed people will rise upon them and carry the ship into Brest:
+--they begin to find that it is a very tiresome thing to sleep every
+night with cocked pistols under their pillows, and to breakfast,
+dine, and sup with drawn hangers. They suspect that the privilege
+of beating and kicking the rest of the sailors is hardly worth all
+this anxiety, and that if the ship does ever fall into the hands of
+the disaffected, all the cruelties which they have experienced will
+be thoroughly remembered and amply repaid. To a short period of
+disaffection among the Orangemen I confess I should not much object:
+my love of poetical justice does carry me as far as that; one
+summer's whipping, only one: the thumb-screw for a short season; a
+little light easy torturing between Ladyday and Michaelmas; a short
+specimen of Mr. Perceval's rigour. I have malice enough to ask this
+slight atonement for the groans and shrieks of the poor Catholics,
+unheard by any human tribunal, but registered by the Angel of God
+against their Protestant and enlightened oppressors.
+
+Besides, if you who count ten so often can count five, you must
+perceive that it is better to have four friends and one enemy than
+four enemies and one friend; and the more violent the hatred of the
+Orangemen, the more certain the reconciliation of the Catholics.
+The disaffection of the Orangemen will be the Irish rainbow: when I
+see it I shall be sure that the storm is over.
+
+If these incapacities, from which the Catholics ask to be relieved,
+were to the mass of them only a mere feeling of pride, and if the
+question were respecting the attainment of privileges which could be
+of importance only to the highest of the sect, I should still say
+that the pride of the mass was very naturally wounded by the
+degradation of their superiors. Indignity to George Rose would be
+felt by the smallest nummary gentleman in the king's employ; and Mr.
+John Bannister could not be indifferent to anything which happened
+to Mr. Canning. But the truth is, it is a most egregious mistake to
+suppose that the Catholics are contending merely for the fringes and
+feathers of their chiefs. I will give you a list in my next Letter
+of those privations which are represented to be of no consequence to
+anybody but Lord Fingal, and some twenty or thirty of the principal
+persons of their sect. In the meantime, adieu, and be wise.
+
+
+
+LETTER IX.
+
+
+
+Dear Abraham,--No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High
+Treasurer, Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the
+Rolls, Secretary of State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer
+or his Deputy, Teller or Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General,
+Governor or Custos Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor's
+Secretary, Privy Councillor, King's Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney,
+Solicitor-General, Master in Chancery, Provost or Fellow of Trinity
+College, Dublin, Postmaster-General, Master and Lieutenant-General
+of Ordnance, Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-
+Sheriff, Mayor, Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other officer in
+a City, or a Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a
+Protestant, and no priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a
+gamekeeper, or have for sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike
+stores; no Catholic can present to a living, unless he choose to
+turn Jew in order to obtain that privilege; the pecuniary
+qualification of Catholic jurors is made higher than that of
+Protestants, and no relaxation of the ancient rigorous code is
+permitted, unless to those who shall take an oath prescribed by 13
+and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the plums out of the
+pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics, I know not
+what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be (I allow)
+nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of Catholics were
+contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or pall-bearers to
+the country; but surely no man will contend that every barrister may
+not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne Judge; and that
+every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his exclusion from
+borough offices.
+
+One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in
+Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy
+Sheriff. Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the
+obstacles which this opposes to the fair administration of justice.
+The formation of juries is now entirely in the hands of the
+Protestants; the lives, liberties, and properties of the Catholics
+in the hands of the juries; and this is the arrangement for the
+administration of justice in a country where religious prejudices
+are inflamed to the greatest degree of animosity! In this country,
+if a man be a foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and
+artificial flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care
+half the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and destroyed
+according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of the Lord,
+and with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the length
+of saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no
+doubt that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most
+unpardonable breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant
+panel. I can easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct
+themselves very conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the
+crucifix; but I blame the law which does not guard the Catholic
+against the probable tenor of those feelings which must
+unconsciously influence the judgments of mankind. I detest that
+state of society which extends unequal degrees of protection to
+different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot describe to you the
+contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a statesman, defends
+a system which fills the heart of every Irishman with treason, and
+makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.
+
+I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter
+of romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a
+parish where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty
+Protestants, the Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting
+at which no Catholic has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in
+the parish 1s. 6d. per acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for
+the repairs of the church--and how has the necessity of these
+repairs been ascertained? A Protestant plumber has discovered that
+it wants new leading; a Protestant carpenter is convinced the
+timbers are not sound; and the glazier who hates holy water (as an
+accoucheur hates celibacy, because he gets nothing by it) is
+employed to put in new sashes.
+
+The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They
+have a power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for
+roads, bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. "You
+suffer the road to be brought through my park, and I will have the
+bridge constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful
+object to your house. You do my job, and I will do yours." These
+are the sweet and interesting subjects which occasionally occupy
+Milesian gentlemen while they are attendant upon this grand inquest
+of justice. But there is a religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it
+will be highly gratifying to Mr. Perceval to learn that no man in
+Ireland who believes in seven sacraments can carry a public road, or
+bridge, one yard out of the direction most beneficial to the public,
+and that nobody can cheat the public who does not expound the
+Scriptures in the purest and most orthodox manner. This will give
+pleasure to Mr. Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these
+topics I appeal to the justice and the proper feelings of Mr.
+Huskisson. I ask him if the human mind can experience a more
+dreadful sensation than to see its own jobs refused, and the jobs of
+another religion perpetually succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a
+jobless faith, of a creed which dooms a man through life to a lean
+and plunderless integrity. He knows that human nature cannot and
+will not bear it; and if we were to paint a political Tartarus, it
+would be an endless series of snug expectations and cruel
+disappointments. These are a few of many dreadful inconveniences
+which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from the laws by which they
+are at present oppressed. Besides, look at human nature: what is
+the history of all professions? Joel is to be brought up to the
+bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his being Chancellor?
+Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the certainty of seeing him
+in that situation, and of cutting out with their own hands his
+equity habiliments? And I could name a certain minister of the
+Gospel who does not, in the bottom of his heart, much differ from
+these opinions. Do you think that the fathers and mothers of the
+holy Catholic Church are not as absurd as Protestant papas and
+mammas? The probability I admit to be, in each particular case,
+that the sweet little blockhead will in fact never get a brief;--but
+I will venture to say, there is not a parent from the Giant's
+Causeway to Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is the
+unfortunate victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of
+positive law could prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from
+rising to the highest honours of the State. So with the army and
+parliament; in fact, few are excluded; but, in imagination, all:
+you keep twenty or thirty Catholics out, and you lose the affections
+of four millions; and, let me tell you, that recent circumstances
+have by no means tended to diminish in the minds of men that hope of
+elevation beyond their own rank which is so congenial to our nature:
+from pleading for John Roe to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr.
+Pitt and writing in the Anti-Jacobin, to managing the affairs of
+Europe--these are leaps which seem to justify the fondest dreams of
+mothers and of aunts.
+
+I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are
+exposed amount to such intolerable grievances, that the strength and
+industry of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing
+prosperity of Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I
+repeat again, what I have often stated in the course of our
+correspondence, that your laws against the Catholics are exactly in
+that state in which you have neither the benefits of rigour nor of
+liberality: every law which prevented the Catholic from gaining
+strength and wealth is repealed; every law which can irritate
+remains; if you were determined to insult the Catholics, you should
+have kept them weak; if you resolved to give them strength, you
+should have ceased to insult them--at present your conduct is pure,
+unadulterated folly.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says, "We heard nothing about the Catholics till we
+began to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in
+part from this oppression they began to be disaffected. This is
+very true; but it proves just what I have said, that you have either
+done too much or too little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon
+earth, so depraved a courtier that he would load the Catholics with
+their ancient chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render
+their dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs
+free!
+
+You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the
+present reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any
+business; they were absolutely annihilated, had had no more agency
+in the country than so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave's
+eloquence and Lord Camden's wit; the legislative bodies did not know
+of their existence. For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled--there are four Catholics at work
+for one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one
+Episcopalian. Of course, the proportion which Catholic wealth bears
+to Protestant wealth is every year altering rapidly in favour of the
+Catholics. I have already told you what their purchases of land
+were the last year: since that period I have been at some pains to
+find out the actual state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible
+upon such a subject to arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good
+reason to believe that there are at present 2,000 Catholics in
+Ireland, possessing an income of 500 pounds and upwards, many of
+these with incomes of one, two, three, and four thousand, and some
+amounting to fifteen and twenty thousand per annum:- and this is the
+kingdom, and these the people, for whose conciliation we are to wait
+Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury why! As for me, I never
+think of the situation of Ireland without feeling the same necessity
+for immediate interference as I should do if I saw blood flowing
+from a great artery. I rush towards it with the instinctive
+rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and have no other
+feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no more.
+
+I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the
+loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last
+ministry to do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry
+in the country was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch
+used ill in his old age, and that they would stand by him to the
+last drop of their blood. I respect good feelings, however
+erroneous be the occasions on which they display themselves; and
+therefore I saw in all this as much to admire as to blame. It was a
+species of affection, however, which reminded me very forcibly of
+the attachment displayed by the servants of the Russian ambassador
+at the beginning of the last century. His Excellency happened to
+fall down in a kind of apoplectic fit, when he was paying a morning
+visit in the house of an acquaintance. The confusion was of course
+very great, and messengers were despatched in every direction to
+find a surgeon: who, upon his arrival, declared that his Excellency
+must be immediately blooded, and prepared himself forthwith to
+perform the operation: the barbarous servants of the embassy, who
+were there in great numbers, no sooner saw the surgeon prepared to
+wound the arm of their master with a sharp, shining instrument, than
+they drew their swords, put themselves in an attitude of defence,
+and swore in pure Sclavonic, "that they would murder any man who
+attempted to do him the slightest injury: he had been a very good
+master to them, and they would not desert him in his misfortunes, or
+suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his guard, and
+incapable of defending himself." By good fortune, the secretary
+arrived about this period of the dispute, and his Excellency,
+relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection, was, after
+much difficulty, restored to life.
+
+There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of
+parliament in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in a
+very great proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in parliament,
+religion will be found to influence votes more than property, and
+the greater part of the 100 Irish members who are returned to
+parliament will be Catholics. Add to these the Catholic members who
+are returned in England, and you will have a phalanx of heretical
+strength which every minister will be compelled to respect, and
+occasionally to conciliate by concessions incompatible with the
+interests of the Protestant Church. The fact is, however, that you
+are at this moment subjected to every danger of this kind which you
+can possibly apprehend hereafter. If the spiritual interests of the
+voters are more powerful than their temporal interests, they can
+bind down their representatives to support any measures favourable
+to the Catholic religion, and they can change the objects of their
+choice till they have found Protestant members (as they easily may
+do) perfectly obedient to their wishes. If the superior possessions
+of the Protestants prevent the Catholics from uniting for a common
+political object, then the danger you fear cannot exist: if zeal,
+on the contrary, gets the better of acres, then the danger at
+present exists, from the right of voting already given to the
+Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats
+in Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the
+most numerous, and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants. In the other seventy representations the wealth of the
+Protestants is opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all
+the seventy members returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they
+must still plot the destruction of our religion in the midst of 588
+Protestants. Such terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a
+toothless aunt--when they fall from the lips of bearded and
+senatorial men, they are nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.
+
+How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty's
+Ministers their perfect readiness TO VEST IN HIS MAJESTY, EITHER
+WITH THE CONSENT OF THE POPE, OR WITHOUT IT IF IT CANNOT BE
+OBTAINED, THE NOMINATION OF THE CATHOLIC PRELACY. The Catholic
+prelacy in Ireland consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of
+Galway, a dignitary enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of
+Roman Catholic priests in Ireland exceeds one thousand. The
+expenses of his peculiar worship are, to a substantial farmer or
+mechanic, five shillings per annum; to a labourer (where he is not
+entirely excused) one shilling per annum; this includes the
+contribution of the whole family, and for this the priest is bound
+to attend them when sick, and to confess them when they apply to
+him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to celebrate divine
+service, and to preach on Sundays and holydays.
+
+In the northern district a priest gains from 30 to 50 pounds; in the
+other parts of Ireland from 60 to 90 pounds per annum. The best
+paid Catholic bishops receive about 400 pounds per annum; the others
+from 300 to 350 pounds. My plan is very simple: I would have 300
+Catholic parishes at 100 pounds per annum, 300 at 200 pounds per
+annum, and 400 at 300 pounds per annum; this, for the whole thousand
+parishes, would amount to 190,000 pounds. To the prelacy I would
+allot 20,000 pounds in unequal proportions, from 1,000 to 500
+pounds; and I would appropriate 40,000 pounds more for the support
+of Catholic schools, and the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole
+amount of which sum is 250,000 pounds, about the expense of three
+days of one of our genuine, good English JUST AND NECESSARY WARS.
+The clergy should all receive their salaries at the Bank of Ireland,
+and I would place the whole patronage in the hands of the Crown.
+Now, I appeal to any human being, except Spencer Perceval, Esq., of
+the parish of Hampstead, what the disaffection of a clergy would
+amount to, gaping after this graduated bounty of the Crown, and
+whether Ignatius Loyala himself, if he were a living blockhead
+instead of a dead saint, could withstand the temptation of bouncing
+from 100 pounds a year at Sligo, to 300 pounds in Tipperary? This
+is the miserable sum of money for which the merchants and landowners
+and nobility of England are exposing themselves to the tremendous
+peril of losing Ireland. The sinecure places of the Roses and the
+Percevals, and the "dear and near relations," put up to auction at
+thirty years' purchase, would almost amount to the money.
+
+I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly,
+for the good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally
+reasonable to expect that he should do so for the Protestant pews,
+and Protestant brick and mortar? On an Irish Sabbath, the bell of a
+neat parish church often summons to church only the parson and an
+occasionally conforming clerk; while, two hundred yards off, a
+thousand Catholics are huddled together in a miserable hovel, and
+pelted by all the storms of heaven. Can anything be more
+distressing than to see a venerable man pouring forth sublime truths
+in tattered breeches, and depending for his food upon the little
+offal he gets from his parishioners? I venerate a human being who
+starves for his principles, let them be what they may; but starving
+for anything is not at all to the taste of the honourable
+flagellants: strict principles, and good pay, is the motto of Mr.
+Perceval: the one he keeps in great measure for the faults of his
+enemies, the other for himself.
+
+There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never
+settled nor even seen. In that province in Munster, and in parts of
+Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in
+these tracts the churches are frequently shut for want of a
+congregation, or opened to an assemblage of from six to twenty
+persons. Of what Protestants there are in Ireland, the greatest
+part are gathered together in Ulster, or they live in towns. In the
+country of the other three provinces the Catholics see no other
+religion but their own, and are at the least as fifteen to one
+Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam they are sixty to one; in the
+parish of St. Mulins, diocese of Leghlin, there are four thousand
+Catholics and one Protestant; in the town of Grasgenamana, in the
+county of Kilkenny, there are between four and five hundred Catholic
+houses, and three Protestant houses. In the parish of Allen, county
+Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it is very populous. In the
+parish of Arlesin, Queen's County, the proportion is one hundred to
+one. In the whole county of Kilkenny, by actual enumeration, it is
+seventeen to one; in the diocese of Kilmacduagh, province of
+Connaught, fifty-two to one, by ditto. These I give you as a few
+specimens of the present state of Ireland; and yet there are men
+impudent and ignorant enough to contend that such evils require no
+remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead can find
+none but the cautery and the knife.
+
+
+- "Omne per ignem
+Excoquitur vitium."
+
+
+I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in
+Ireland. If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I
+walked to church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my
+own begetting, with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly
+combed; if the Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort--
+how awfully would I pause before I sent forth the flame and the
+sword over the cabins of the poor, brave, generous, open-hearted
+peasants of Ireland! How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy
+it is to persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that
+the decision has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages
+have wounds and shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar
+resources of the rulers of mankind; how difficult and how noble it
+is to govern in kindness and to found an empire upon the everlasting
+basis of justice and affection! But what do men call vigour? To
+let loose hussars and to bring up artillery, to govern with lighted
+matches, and to cut, and push, and prime; I call this not vigour,
+but the SLOTH OF CRUELTY AND IGNORANCE. The vigour I love consists
+in finding out wherein subjects are aggrieved, in relieving them, in
+studying the temper and genius of a people, in consulting their
+prejudices, in selecting proper persons to lead and manage them, in
+the laborious, watchful, and difficult task of increasing public
+happiness by allaying each particular discontent. In this way Hoche
+pacified La Vendee--and in this way only will Ireland ever be
+subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval, is imbecility and
+meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not insulted, the
+people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by horses, and
+cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?
+
+
+
+LETTER X. AND LAST.
+
+
+
+You must observe that all I have said of the effects which will be
+produced by giving salaries to the Catholic clergy, only proceeds
+upon the supposition that the emanciptaion of the laity is effected:
+--without that, I am sure there is not a clergyman in Ireland who
+would receive a shilling from government; he could not do so,
+without an entire loss of credit among the members of his own
+persuasion.
+
+What you say of the moderation of the Irish Protestant clergy in
+collecting tithes, is, I believe, strictly true. Instead of
+collecting what the law enables them to collect, I believe they
+seldom or ever collect more than two-thirds; and I entirely agree
+with you, that the abolition of agistment tithe in Ireland by a vote
+of the Irish House of Commons, and without any remuneration to the
+Church, was a most scandalous and Jacobinical measure. I do not
+blame the Irish clergy; but I submit to your common sense, if it be
+possible to explain to an Irish peasant upon what principle of
+justice, or common sense, he is to pay every tenth potato in his
+little garden to a clergyman in whose religion nobody believes for
+twenty miles around him, and who has nothing to preach to but bare
+walls? It is true, if the tithes are bought up, the cottager must
+pay more rent to his landlord; but the same thing done in the shape
+of rent is less odious than when it is done in the shape of tithe.
+I do not want to take a shilling out of the pockets of the clergy,
+but to leave the substance of things, and to change their names. I
+cannot see the slightest reason why the Irish labourer is to be
+relieved from the real onus, or from anything else but the name of
+tithe. At present he rents only nine-tenths of the produce of the
+land, which is all that belongs to the owner; this he has at the
+market price; if the landowner purchase the other tenth of the
+Church, of course he has a right to make a correspondent advance
+upon his tenant.
+
+I very much doubt, if you were to lay open all civil offices to the
+Catholics, and to grant salaries to their clergy, in the manner I
+have stated, if the Catholic laity would give themselves much
+trouble about the advance of their Church; for they would pay the
+same tithes under one system that they do under another. If you
+were to bring the Catholics into the daylight of the world, to the
+high situations of the army, the navy, and the bar, numbers of them
+would come over to the Established Church, and do as other people
+do; instead of that, you set a mark of infamy upon them, rouse every
+passion of our nature in favour of their creed, and then wonder that
+men are blind to the follies of the Catholic religion. There are
+hardly any instances of old and rich families among the Protestant
+Dissenters: when a man keeps a coach, and lives in good company, he
+comes to church, and gets ashamed of the meeting-house; if this is
+not the case with the father, it is almost always the case with the
+son. These things would never be so if the Dissenters were in
+PRACTICE as much excluded from all the concerns of civil life as the
+Catholics are. If a rich young Catholic were in Parliament, he
+would belong to White's and to Brookes's, would keep race-horses,
+would walk up and down Pall Mall, be exonerated of his ready money
+and his constitution, become as totally devoid of morality, honesty,
+knowledge, and civility as Protestant loungers in Pall Mall, and
+return home with a supreme contempt for Father O'Leary and Father
+O'Callaghan. I am astonished at the madness of the Catholic clergy
+in not perceiving that Catholic emancipation is Catholic infidelity;
+that to entangle their people in the intrigues of a Protestant
+parliament, and a Protestant court, is to ensure the loss of every
+man of fashion and consequence in their community. The true receipt
+for preserving their religion, is Mr. Perceval's receipt for
+destroying it: it is to deprive every rich Catholic of all the
+objects of secular ambition, to separate him from the Protestant,
+and to shut him up in his castle with priests and relics.
+
+We are told, in answer to all our arguments, that this is not a fit
+period--that a period of universal war is not the proper time for
+dangerous innovations in the constitution: this is as much as to
+say, that the worst time for making friends is the period when you
+have made many enemies; that it is the greatest of all errors to
+stop when you are breathless, and to lie down when you are fatigued.
+Of one thing I am quite certain: if the safety of Europe is once
+completely restored, the Catholics may for ever bid adieu to the
+slightest probability of effecting their object. Such men as hang
+about a court not only are deaf to the suggestions of mere justice,
+but they despise justice; they detest the word RIGHT; the only word
+which rouses them is PERIL; where they can oppress with impunity,
+they oppress for ever, and call it loyalty and wisdom.
+
+I am so far from conceiving the legitimate strength of the Crown
+would be diminished by these abolitions of civil incapacities in
+consequence of religious opinions, that my only objection to the
+increase of religious freedom is, that it would operate as a
+diminution of political freedom; the power of the Crown is so
+overbearing at this period, that almost the only steady opposers of
+its fatal influence are men disgusted by religious intolerance. Our
+establishments are so enormous, and so utterly disproportioned to
+our population, that every second or third man you meet in society
+gains something from the public; my brother the commissioner,--my
+nephew the police justice,--purveyor of small beer to the army in
+Ireland,--clerk of the mouth,--yeoman to the left hand,--these are
+the obstacles which common sense and justice have now to overcome.
+Add to this that the King, old and infirm, excites a principle of
+very amiable generosity in his favour; that he has led a good,
+moral, and religious life, equally removed from profligacy and
+methodistical hypocrisy; that he has been a good husband, a good
+father, and a good master; that he dresses plain, loves hunting and
+farming, fates the French, and is in all his opinions and habits,
+quite English: --these feelings are heightened by the present
+situation of the world, and the yet unexploded clamour of
+Jacobinism. In short, from the various sources of interest,
+personal regard, and national taste, such a tempest of loyalty has
+set in upon the people that the 47th proposition in Euclid might now
+be voted down with as much ease as any proposition in politics; and
+therefore if Lord Hawkesbury hates the abstract truths of science as
+much as he hates concrete truth in human affairs, now is his time
+for getting rid of the multiplication table, and passing a vote of
+censure upon the pretensions of the hypotenuse. Such is the history
+of English parties at this moment: you cannot seriously suppose
+that the people care for such men as Lord Hawkesbury, Mr. Canning,
+and Mr. Perceval on their own account; you cannot really believe
+them to be so degraded as to look to their safety from a man who
+proposes to subdue Europe by keeping it without Jesuit's Bark. The
+people at present have one passion, and but one -
+
+
+"A Jove principium, Jovis omnia plena."
+
+
+They care no more for the ministers I have mentioned, than they do
+for those sturdy royalists who for 60 pounds per annum stand behind
+his Majesty's carriage, arrayed in scarlet and in gold. If the
+present ministers opposed the Court instead of flattering it, they
+would not command twenty votes.
+
+Do not imagine by these observations that I am not loyal; without
+joining in the common cant of the best of kings, I respect the King
+most sincerely as a good man. His religion is better than the
+religion of Mr. Perceval, his old morality very superior to the old
+morality of Mr. Canning, and I am quite certain he has a safer
+understanding than both of them put together. Loyalty within the
+bounds of reason and moderation is one of the great instruments of
+human happiness; but the love of the king may easily become more
+strong than the love of the kingdom, and we may lose sight of the
+public welfare in our exaggerated admiration of him who is appointed
+to reign only for its promotion and support. I detest Jacobinism;
+and if I am doomed to be a slave at all, I would rather be the slave
+of a king than a cobbler. God save the King, you say, warms your
+heart like the sound of a trumpet. I cannot make use of so violent
+a metaphor; but I am delighted to hear it, when it is the cry of
+genuine affection; I am delighted to hear it when they hail not only
+the individual man, but the outward and living sign of all English
+blessings. These are noble feelings, and the heart of every good
+man must go with them; but God save the King, in these times, too
+often means God save my pension and my place, God give my sisters an
+allowance out of the privy purse--make me clerk of the irons, let me
+survey the meltings, let me live upon the fruits of other men's
+industry, and fatten upon the plunder of the public.
+
+What is it possible to say to such a man as the Gentleman of
+Hampstead, who really believes it feasible to convert the four
+million Irish Catholics to the Protestant religion, and considers
+this as the best remedy for the disturbed state of Ireland? It is
+not possible to answer such a man with arguments; we must come out
+against him with beads and a cowl, and push him into an hermitage.
+It is really such trash, that it is an abuse of the privilege of
+reasoning to reply to it. Such a project is well worthy the
+statesman who would bring the French to reason by keeping them
+without rhubarb, and exhibit to mankind the awful spectacle of a
+nation deprived of neutral salts. This is not the dream of a wild
+apothecary indulging in his own opium; this is not the distempered
+fancy of a pounder of drugs, delirious from smallness of profits;
+but it is the sober, deliberate, and systematic scheme of a man to
+whom the public safety is intrusted, and whose appointment is
+considered by many as a masterpiece of political sagacity. What a
+sublime thought, that no purge can now be taken between the Weser
+and the Garonne; that the bustling pestle is still, the canorous
+mortar mute, and the bowels of mankind locked up for fourteen
+degrees of latitude! When, I should be curious to know, were all
+the powers of crudity and flatulence fully explained to his
+Majesty's ministers? At what period was this great plan of conquest
+and constipation fully developed? In whose mind was the idea of
+destroying the pride and the plasters of France first engendered?
+Without castor oil they might for some months, to be sure, have
+carried on a lingering war! but can they do without bark? Will the
+people live under a government where antimonial powders cannot be
+procured? Will they bear the loss of mercury? "There's the rub."
+Depend upon it, the absence of the materia medica will soon bring
+them to their senses, and the cry of Bourbon and bolus burst forth
+from the Baltic to the Mediterranean.
+
+You ask me for any precedent in our history where the oath of
+supremacy has been dispensed with. It was dispensed with to the
+Catholics of Canada in 1774. They are only required to take a
+simple oath of allegiance. The same, I believe, was the case in
+Corsica. The reason of such exemption was obvious; you could not
+possibly have retained either of these countries without it. And
+what did it signify, whether you retained them or not? In cases
+where you might have been foolish without peril you were wise; when
+nonsense and bigotry threaten you with destruction, it is impossible
+to bring you back to the alphabet of justice and common sense. If
+men are to be fools, I would rather they were fools in little
+matters than in great; dulness turned up with temerity is a livery
+all the worse for the facings; and the most tremendous of all things
+is the magnanimity of the dunce.
+
+It is not by any means necessary, as you contend, to repeal the Test
+Act if you give relief to the Catholic: what the Catholics ask for
+is to be put on a footing with the Protestant Dissenters, which
+would be done by repealing that part of the law which compels them
+to take the oath of supremacy and to make the declaration against
+transubstantiation: they would then come into Parliament as all
+other Dissenters are allowed to do, and the penal laws to which they
+were exposed for taking office would be suspended every year, as
+they have been for this half century past towards Protestant
+Dissenters. Perhaps, after all, this is the best method--to
+continue the persecuting law, and to suspend it every year--a method
+which, while it effectually destroys the persecution itself, leaves
+to the great mass of mankind the exquisite gratification of
+supposing that they are enjoying some advantage from which a
+particular class of their fellow creatures are excluded. We manage
+the Corporation and Test Acts at present much in the same manner as
+if we were to persuade parish boys who had been in the habit of
+beating an ass to spare the animal, and beat the skin of an ass
+stuffed with straw; this would preserve the semblance of tormenting
+without the reality, and keep boy and beast in good humour.
+
+How can you imagine that a provision for the Catholic clergy affects
+the 5th article of the Union? Surely I am preserving the Protestant
+Church in Ireland if I put it in a better condition than that in
+which it now is. A tithe proctor in Ireland collects his tithes
+with a blunderbuss, and carries his tenth hay-cock by storm, sword
+in hand: to give him equal value in a more pacific shape cannot, I
+should imagine, be considered as injurious to the Church of Ireland;
+and what right has that Church to complain if Parliament chooses to
+fix upon the empire the burden of supporting a double ecclesiastical
+establishment? Are the revenues of the Irish Protestant clergy in
+the slightest degree injured by such provision? On the contrary, is
+it possible to confer a more serious benefit upon that Church than
+by quieting and contenting those who are at work for its
+destruction?
+
+It is impossible to think of the affairs of Ireland without being
+forcibly struck with the parallel of Hungary. Of her seven millions
+of inhabitants, one half were Protestants, Calvinists, and
+Lutherans, many of the Greek Church, and many Jews: such was the
+state of their religious dissensions that Mahomet had often been
+called in to the aid of Calvin, and the crescent often glittered on
+the walls of Buda and Presburg. At last, in 1791, during the most
+violent crisis of disturbance, a Diet was called, and by a great
+majority of voices a decree was passed, which secured to all the
+contending sects the fullest and freest exercise of religious
+worship and education; ordained--let it be heard in Hampstead--that
+churches and chapels should be erected for all on the most perfectly
+equal terms; that the Protestants of both confessions should depend
+upon their spiritual superiors alone; liberated them from swearing
+by the usual oath, "the Holy Virgin Mary, the saints, and chosen of
+God;" and then the decree adds, "that PUBLIC OFFICES AND HONOURS,
+HIGH OR LOW, GREAT OR SMALL, SHALL BE GIVEN TO NATURAL-BORN
+HUNGARIANS WHO DESERVE WELL OF THEIR COUNTRY, AND POSSESS THE OTHER
+QUALIFICATIONS, LET THEIR RELIGION BE WHAT IT MAY." Such was the
+line of policy pursued in a Diet consisting of four hundred members,
+in a state whose form of government approaches nearer to our own
+than any other, having a Roman Catholic establishment of great
+wealth and power, and under the influence of one of the most bigoted
+Catholic Courts in Europe. This measure has now the experience of
+eighteen years in its favour; it has undergone a trial of fourteen
+years of revolution such as the world never witnessed, and more than
+equal to a century less convulsed: What have been its effects?
+When the French advanced like a torrent within a few days' march of
+Vienna, the Hungarians rose in a mass; they formed what they called
+the sacred insurrection, to defend their sovereign, their rights and
+liberties, now common to all; and the apprehension of their approach
+dictated to the reluctant Bonaparte the immediate signature of the
+treaty of Leoben. The Romish hierarchy of Hungary exists in all its
+former splendour and opulence; never has the slightest attempt been
+made to diminish it; and those revolutionary principles, to which so
+large a portion of civilised Europe has been sacrificed, have here
+failed in making the smallest successful inroad.
+
+The whole history of this proceeding of the Hungarian Diet is so
+extraordinary, and such an admirable comment upon the Protestantism
+of Mr. Spencer Perceval, that I must compel you to read a few short
+extracts from the law itself: --"The Protestants of both confessions
+shall, in religious matters, depend upon their own spiritual
+superiors alone. The Protestants may likewise retain their trivial
+and grammar schools. The Church dues which the Protestants have
+hitherto paid to the Catholic parish priests, schoolmasters, or
+other such officers, either in money, productions, or labour, shall
+in future entirely cease, and after three months from the publishing
+of this law, be no more anywhere demanded. In the building or
+repairing of churches, parsonage-houses, and schools, the
+Protestants are not obliged to assist the Catholics with labour, nor
+the Catholics the Protestants. The pious foundations and donations
+of the Protestants which already exist, or which in future may be
+made for their churches, ministers, schools and students, hospitals,
+orphan houses, and poor, cannot be taken from them under any
+pretext, nor yet the care of them; but rather the unimpeded
+administration shall be intrusted to those from among them to whom
+it legally belongs, and those foundations which may have been taken
+from them under the last government shall be returned to them
+without delay. All affairs of marriage of the Protestants are left
+to their own consistories; all landlords and masters of families,
+under the penalty of public prosecution, are ordered not to prevent
+their subjects and servants, whether they be Catholic or Protestant,
+from the observance of the festivals and ceremonies of their
+religion," etc. etc. etc.--By what strange chances are mankind
+influenced! A little Catholic barrister of Vienna might have raised
+the cry of NO PROTESTANTISM, and Hungary would have panted for the
+arrival of a French army as much as Ireland does at this moment;
+arms would have been searched for; Lutheran and Calvinist houses
+entered in the dead of the night; and the strength of Austria
+exhausted in guarding a country from which, under the present
+liberal system, she may expect in the moment of danger the most
+powerful aid: and let it be remembered that this memorable example
+of political wisdom took place at a period when many great
+monarchies were yet unconquered in Europe; in a country where the
+two religious parties were equal in number; and where it is
+impossible to suppose indifference in the party which relinquished
+its exclusive privileges. Under all these circumstances the measure
+was carried in the Hungarian Diet by a majority of 280 to 120. In a
+few weeks we shall see every concession denied to the Catholics by a
+much larger majority of Protestants, at a moment when every other
+power is subjugated but ourselves, and in a country where the
+oppressed are four times as numerous as their oppressors. So much
+for the wisdom of our ancestors--so much for the nineteenth century-
+-so much for the superiority of the English over all the nations of
+the Continent.
+
+Are you not sensible, let me ask you, of the absurdity of trusting
+the lowest Catholics with offices correspondent to their situation
+in life, and of denying such privileges to the higher. A Catholic
+may serve in the militia, but a Catholic cannot come into
+Parliament; in the latter case you suspect combination, and in the
+former case you suspect no combination; you deliberately arm ten or
+twenty thousand of the lowest of the Catholic people; and the moment
+you come to a class of men whose education, honour, and talents seem
+to render all mischief less probable, then you see the danger of
+employing a Catholic, and cling to your investigating tests and
+disabling laws. If you tell me you have enough of members of
+Parliament and not enough of militia without the Catholics, I beg
+leave to remind you that, by employing the physical force of any
+sect at the same time when you leave them in a state of utter
+disaffection, you are not adding strength to your armies, but
+weakness and ruin. If you want the vigour of their common people,
+you must not disgrace their nobility and insult their priesthood.
+
+I thought that the terror of the Pope had been confined to the
+limits of the nursery, and merely employed as a means to induce
+young master to enter into his small-clothes with greater speed and
+to eat his breakfast with greater attention to decorum. For these
+purposes the name of the Pope is admirable; but why push it beyond?
+Why not leave to Lord Hawkesbury all further enumeration of the
+Pope's powers? For a whole century you have been exposed to the
+enmity of France, and your succession was disputed in two
+rebellions: what could the Pope do at the period when there was a
+serious struggle whether England should be Protestant or Catholic,
+and when the issue was completely doubtful? Could the Pope induce
+the Irish to rise in 1715? Could he induce them to rise in 1745?
+You had no Catholic enemy when half this island was in arms; and
+what did the Pope attempt in the last rebellion in Ireland? But if
+he had as much power over the minds of the Irish as Mr. Wilberforce
+has over the mind of a young Methodist converted the preceding
+quarter, is this a reason why we are to disgust men who may be acted
+upon in such a manner by a foreign power? or is it not an additional
+reason why we should raise up every barrier of affection and
+kindness against the mischief of foreign influence? But the true
+answer is, the mischief does not exist. Gog and Magog have produced
+as much influence upon human affairs as the Pope has done for this
+half century past; and by spoiling him of his possessions, and
+degrading him in the eyes of all Europe, Bonaparte has not taken
+quite the proper method of increasing his influence.
+
+But why not a Catholic king as well as a Catholic member of
+Parliament, or of the Cabinet?--Because it is probable that the one
+would be mischievous and the other not. A Catholic king might
+struggle against the Protestantism of the country, and if the
+struggle were not successful it would at least be dangerous; but the
+efforts of any other Catholic would be quite insignificant, and his
+hope of success so small, that it is quite improbable the effort
+would ever be made: my argument is, that in so Protestant a country
+as Great Britain, the character of her parliaments and her cabinet
+could not be changed by the few Catholics who would ever find their
+way to the one or the other. But the power of the Crown is
+immeasurably greater than the power which the Catholics could obtain
+from any other species of authority in the state; and it does not
+follow because the lesser degree of power is innocent that the
+greater should be so too. As for the stress you lay upon the danger
+of a Catholic chancellor, I have not the least hesitation in saying
+that his appointment would not do a ten thousandth part of the
+mischief to the English Church that might be done by a Methodistical
+chancellor of the true Clapham breed; and I request to know if it is
+really so very necessary that a chancellor should be of the religion
+of the Church of England, how many chancellors you have had within
+the last century who have been bred up in the Presbyterian religion?
+And again, how many you have had who notoriously have been without
+any religion at all?
+
+Why are you to suppose that eligibility and election are the same
+thing, and that all the cabinet WILL be Catholics whenever all the
+cabinet MAY be Catholics? You have a right, you say, to suppose an
+extreme case, and to argue upon it--so have I: and I will suppose
+that the hundred Irish members will one day come down in a body and
+pass a law compelling the King to reside in Dublin. I will suppose
+that the Scotch members, by a similar stratagem, will lay England
+under a large contribution of meal and sulphur: no measure is
+without objection if you sweep the whole horizon for danger; it is
+not sufficient to tell me of what may happen, but you must show me a
+rational probability that it will happen: after all, I might,
+contrary to my real opinion, admit all your dangers to exist; it is
+enough for me to contend that all other dangers taken together are
+not equal to the danger of losing Ireland from disaffection and
+invasion.
+
+I am astonished to see you, and many good and well-meaning clergymen
+beside you, painting the Catholics in such detestable colours; two-
+thirds, at least, of Europe are Catholics--they are Christians,
+though mistaken Christians; how can I possibly admit that any sect
+of Christians, and, above all, that the oldest and the most numerous
+sect of Christians are incapable of fulfilling the common duties and
+relations of life: though I do differ from them in many
+particulars, God forbid I should give such a handle to infidelity,
+and subscribe to such blasphemy against our common religion?
+
+Do you think mankind never change their opinions without formally
+expressing and confessing that change? When you quote the decisions
+of ancient Catholic councils, are you prepared to defend all the
+decrees of English convocations and universities since the reign of
+Queen Elizabeth? I could soon make you sick of your uncandid
+industry against the Catholics, and bring you to allow that it is
+better to forget times past, and to judge and be judged by present
+opinions and present practice.
+
+I must beg to be excused from explaining and refuting all the
+mistakes about the Catholics made by my Lord Redesdale; and I must
+do that nobleman the justice to say, that he has been treated with
+great disrespect. Could anything be more indecent than to make it a
+morning lounge in Dublin to call upon his Lordship, and to cram him
+with Arabian-night stories about the Catholics? Is this proper
+behaviour to the representative of Majesty, the child of Themis, and
+the keeper of the conscience in West Britain? Whoever reads the
+Letters of the Catholic Bishops, in the appendix to Sir John
+Hippesly's very sensible book, will see to what an excess this
+practice must have been carried with the pleasing and Protestant
+nobleman whose name I have mentioned, and from thence I wish you to
+receive your answer about excommunication, and all the trash which
+is talked against the Catholics.
+
+A sort of notion has, by some means or another, crept into the world
+that difference of religion would render men unfit to perform
+together the offices of common and civil life: that Brother Wood
+and Brother Grose could not travel together the same circuit if they
+differed in creed, nor Cockell and Mingay be engaged in the same
+cause, if Cockell was a Catholic and Mingay a Muggletonian. It is
+supposed that Huskisson and Sir Harry Englefield would squabble
+behind the Speaker's chair about the council of Lateran, and many a
+turnpike bill miscarry by the sarcastical controversies of Mr.
+Hawkins Brown and Sir John Throckmorton upon the real presence. I
+wish I could see some of these symptoms of earnestness upon the
+subject of religion; but it really seems to me that, in the present
+state of society, men no more think about inquiring concerning each
+other's faith than they do concerning the colour of each other's
+skins. There may have been times in England when the quarter
+sessions would have been disturbed by theological polemics; but now,
+after a Catholic justice had once been seen on the bench, and it had
+been clearly ascertained that he spoke English, had no tail, only a
+single row of teeth, and that he loved port wine--after all the
+scandalous and infamous reports of his physical conformation had
+been clearly proved to be false--he would be reckoned a jolly
+fellow, and very superior in flavour to a sly Presbyterian.
+Nothing, in fact, can be more uncandid and unphilosophical than to
+say that a man has a tail, because you cannot agree within him upon
+religious subjects; it appears to be ludicrous: but I am convinced
+it has done infinite mischief to the Catholics, and made a very
+serious impression upon the minds of many gentlemen of large landed
+property.
+
+In talking of the impossibility of Catholic and Protestant living
+together with equal privilege under the same government, do you
+forget the Cantons of Switzerland? You might have seen there a
+Protestant congregation going into a church which had just been
+quitted by a Catholic congregation; and I will venture to say that
+the Swiss Catholics were more bigoted to their religion than any
+people in the whole world. Did the kings of Prussia ever refuse to
+employ a Catholic? Would Frederick the Great have rejected an able
+man on this account? We have seen Prince Czartorinski, a Catholic
+Secretary of State in Russia; in former times a Greek patriarch and
+an apostolic vicar acted together in the most perfect harmony in
+Venice; and we have seen the Emperor of Germany in modern times
+intrusting the care of his person and the command of his guard to a
+Protestant Prince, Frederick of Wittenberg. But what are all these
+things to Mr. Perceval? He has looked at human nature from the top
+of Hampstead Hill, and has not a thought beyond the little sphere of
+his own vision. "The snail," say the Hindoos, "sees nothing but his
+own shell, and thinks it the grandest palace in the universe."
+
+I now take a final leave of this subject of Ireland; the only
+difficulty in discussing it is a want of resistance, a want of
+something difficult to unravel, and something dark to illumine. To
+agitate such a question is to beat the air with a club, and cut down
+gnats with a scimitar; it is a prostitution of industry, and a waste
+of strength. If a man say, I have a good place, and I do not choose
+to lose it, this mode of arguing upon the Catholic question I can
+well understand; but that any human being with an understanding two
+degrees elevated above that of an Anabaptist preacher, should
+conscientiously contend for the expediency and propriety of leaving
+the Irish Catholics in their present state, and of subjecting us to
+such tremendous peril in the present condition of the world, it is
+utterly out of my power to conceive. Such a measure as the Catholic
+question is entirely beyond the common game of politics; it is a
+measure in which all parties ought to acquiesce, in order to
+preserve the place where and the stake for which they play. If
+Ireland is gone, where are jobs? where are reversions? where is my
+brother Lord Arden? where are my dear and near relations? The game
+is up, and the Speaker of the house of Commons will be sent as a
+present to the menagerie at Paris. We talk of waiting from
+particular considerations, as if centuries of joy and prosperity
+were before us: in the next ten years our fate must be decided; we
+shall know, long before that period, whether we can bear up against
+the miseries by which we are threatened or not; and yet, in the very
+midst of our crisis, we are enjoined to abstain from the most
+certain means of increasing our strength, and advised to wait for
+the remedy till the disease is removed by death or health. And now,
+instead of the plain and manly policy of increasing unanimity at
+home, by equalising rights and privileges, what is the ignorant,
+arrogant, and wicked system which has been pursued? Such a career
+of madness and of folly was, I believe, never run in so short a
+period. The vigour of the ministry is like the vigour of a grave-
+digger--the tomb becomes more ready and more wide for every effort
+which they make. There is nothing which it is worth while either to
+take or to retain, and a constant train of ruinous expeditions have
+been kept up. Every Englishman felt proud of the integrity of his
+country; the character of the country is lost for ever. It is of
+the utmost consequence to a commercial people at war with the
+greatest part of Europe, that there should be a free entry of
+neutrals into the enemy's ports; the neutrals who earned our
+manufactures we have not only excluded, but we have compelled them
+to declare war against us. It was our interest to make a good
+peace, or convince our own people that it could not be obtained; we
+have not made a peace, and we have convinced the people of nothing
+but of the arrogance of the Foreign Secretary: and all this has
+taken place in the short space of a year, because a King's Bench
+barrister and a writer of epigrams, turned into Ministers of State,
+were determined to show country gentlemen that the late
+administration had no vigour. In the meantime commerce stands
+still, manufactures perish, Ireland is more and more irritated,
+India is threatened, fresh taxes are accumulated upon the wretched
+people, the war is carried on without it being possible to conceive
+any one single object which a rational being can propose to himself
+by its continuation; and in the midst of this unparalleled insanity
+we are told that the Continent is to be reconquered by the want of
+rhubarb and plums. A better spirit than exists in the English
+people never existed in any people in the world: it has been
+misdirected, and squandered upon party purposes in the most
+degrading and scandalous manner; they have been led to believe that
+they were benefiting the commerce of England by destroying the
+commerce of America, that they were defending their Sovereign by
+perpetuating the bigoted oppression of their fellow-subjects; their
+rulers and their guides have told them that they would equal the
+vigour of France by equalling her atrocity; and they have gone on
+wasting that opulence, patience, and courage, which, if husbanded by
+prudent and moderate counsels, might have proved the salvation of
+mankind. The same policy of turning the good qualities of
+Englishmen to their own destruction, which made Mr. Pitt omnipotent,
+continues his power to those who resemble him only in his vices;
+advantage is taken of the loyalty of Englishmen to make them meanly
+submissive; their piety is turned into persecution, their courage
+into useless and obstinate contention; they are plundered because
+they are ready to pay, and soothed into asinine stupidity because
+they are full of virtuous patience. If England must perish at last,
+so let it be: that event is in the hands of God; we must dry up our
+tears and submit. But that England should perish swindling and
+stealing; that it should perish waging war against lazar houses and
+hospitals; that it should perish persecuting with monastic bigotry;
+that it should calmly give itself up to be ruined by the flashy
+arrogance of one man, and the narrow fanaticism of another; these
+events are within the power of human beings, and I did not think
+that the magnanimity of Englishmen would ever stoop to such
+degradations.
+
+Longum Vale!
+
+PETER PLYMLEY.
+
+
+
+HISTORICAL APOLOGY FOR THE IRISH CATHOLICS.
+
+
+
+Historical Apology for The Irish Catholics. By WILLIAM PARNELL,
+Esquire. Fitzpatrick, Dublin. 1807.
+
+If ever a nation exhibited symptoms of downright madness, or utter
+stupidity, we conceive these symptoms may be easily recognised in
+the conduct of this country upon the Catholic question. A man has a
+wound in his great toe, and a violent and perilous fever at the same
+time; and he refuses to take the medicines for the fever because it
+will disconcert the toe! The mournful and folly-stricken blockhead
+forgets that his toe cannot survive him; that if he dies, there can
+be no digital life apart from him: yet he lingers and fondles over
+this last part of his body, soothing it madly with little plasters,
+and anile fomentations, while the neglected fever rages in his
+entrails, and burns away his whole life. If the comparatively
+little questions of Establishment are all that this country is
+capable of discussing or regarding, for God's sake let us remember
+that the foreign conquest, which destroys all, destroys this beloved
+TOE also. Pass over freedom, industry, and science--and look upon
+this great empire, by which we are about to be swallowed up, only as
+it affects the manner of collecting tithes, and of reading the
+liturgy--still, if all goes, these must go too; and even, for their
+interests, it is worth while to conciliate Ireland, to avert the
+hostility, and to employ the strength of the Catholic population.
+We plead the question as the sincerest friends to the
+Establishment;--as wishing to it all the prosperity and duration its
+warmest advocates can desire,--but remembering always what these
+advocates seem to forget, that the Establishment cannot be
+threatened by any danger so great as the perdition of the kingdom in
+which it is established.
+
+We are truly glad to agree so entirely with Mr. Parnell upon this
+great question; we admire his way of thinking, and most cordially
+recommend his work to the attention of the public. The general
+conclusion which he attempts to prove is this: that religious
+sentiment, however perverted by bigotry or fanaticism, has always a
+TENDENCY to moderation.; that it seldom assumes any great portion of
+activity or enthusiasm, except from novelty of opinion, or from
+opposition, contumely, and persecution, when novelty ceases; that a
+Government has little to fear from any religious sect, except while
+that sect is new. Give a Government only time, and, provided it has
+the good sense to treat folly with forbearance, it must ultimately
+prevail. When, therefore, a sect is found, after a lapse of years,
+to be ill-disposed to the Government, we may be certain that
+Government has widened its separation by marked distinctions, roused
+its resentment by contumely, or supported its enthusiasm by
+persecution.
+
+The PARTICULAR conclusion Mr. Parnell attempts to prove is, that the
+Catholic religion in Ireland had sunk into torpor and inactivity,
+till Government roused it with the lash: that even then, from the
+respect and attachment which men are always inclined to show towards
+government, there still remained a large body of loyal Catholics;
+that these only decreased in number from the rapid increase of
+persecution; and that, after all, the effects which the resentment
+of the Roman Catholics had in creating rebellions had been very much
+exaggerated.
+
+In support of these two conclusions, Mr. Parnell takes a survey of
+the history of Ireland, from the conquest under Henry to the
+rebellion under Charles I., passing very rapidly over the period
+which preceded the Reformation, and dwelling principally upon the
+various rebellions which broke out in Ireland between the
+Reformation and the grand rebellion in the reign of Charles I. The
+celebrated conquest of Ireland by Henry II. extended only to a very
+few counties in Leinster; nine-tenths of the whole kingdom were
+left, as he found them, under the dominion of their native princes.
+The influence of example was as strong in this as in most other
+instances; and great numbers of the English settlers who came over
+under various adventures resigned their pretensions to superior
+civilisation, cast off their lower garments, and lapsed into the
+nudity and barbarism of the Irish. The limit which divided the
+possessions of the English settler from those of the native Irish
+was called THE PALE; and the expressions of inhabitants WITHIN THE
+PALE, and WITHOUT THE PALE, were the terms by which the two nations
+were distinguished. It is almost superfluous to state, that the
+most bloody and pernicious warfare was carried on upon the borders--
+sometimes for something, sometimes for nothing--most commonly for
+cows. The Irish, over whom the sovereigns of England affected a
+sort of nominal dominion, were entirely governed by their own laws,
+and so very little connection had they with the justice of the
+invading country, that it was as lawful to kill an Irishman as it
+was to kill a badger or a fox. The instances are innumerable, where
+the defendant has pleaded that the deceased was an Irishman, and
+that therefore defendant had a right to kill him--and upon the proof
+of Hibernicism, acquittal followed of course.
+
+When the English army mustered in any great strength, the Irish
+chieftains would do exterior homage to the English Crown; and they
+very frequently, by this artifice, averted from their country the
+miseries of invasion: but they remained completely unsubdued, till
+the rebellion which took place in the reign of Queen Elizabeth, of
+which that politic woman availed herself to the complete subjugation
+of Ireland. In speaking of the Irish about the reign of Elizabeth
+or James I., we must not draw our comparisons from England, but from
+New Zealand; they were not civilised men, but savages; and if we
+reason about their conduct, we must reason of them as savages.
+
+
+"After reading every account of Irish history," says Mr. Parnell,
+"one great perplexity appears to remain: How does it happen, that,
+from the first invasion of the English till the reign of James I.,
+Ireland seems not to have made the smallest progress in civilisation
+or wealth?
+
+"That it was divided into a number of small principalities, which
+waged constant war on each other--or that the appointment of the
+chieftains was elective--do not appear sufficient reasons, although
+these are the only ones assigned by those who have been at the
+trouble of considering the subject: neither are the confiscations
+of property quite sufficient to account for the effect. There have
+been great confiscations in other countries, and still they have
+flourished; the petty states of Greece were quite analogous to the
+chiefries, as they were called, in Ireland; and yet they seemed to
+flourish almost in proportion to their dissensions. Poland felt the
+bad effects of an elective monarchy more than any other country; and
+yet, in point of civilisation, it maintained a very respectable rank
+among the nations of Europe; but Ireland never, for an instant, made
+any progress in improvement, till the reign of James I.
+
+"It is scarcely credible, that in a climate like that of Ireland,
+and at a period so far advanced in civilisation as the end of
+Elizabeth's reign, the greater part of the natives should go naked.
+Yet this is rendered certain by the testimony of an eye-witness,
+Fynes Moryson. 'In the remote parts,' he says, 'where the English
+laws and manners are unknown, the very chief of the Irish, as well
+men as women, go naked in the winter time, only having their privy
+parts covered with a rag of linen, and their bodies with a loose
+mantle. This I speak of my own experience; yet remember that a
+Bohemian baron coming out of Scotland to us by the north parts of
+the wild Irish, told me in great earnestness, that he, coming to the
+house of O'Kane, a great lord amongst them, was met at the door by
+sixteen women, all naked, excepting their loose mantles, whereof
+eight or ten were very fair; with which strange sight his eyes being
+dazzled, they led him into the house, and then sitting down by the
+fire, with crossed legs, like tailors, and so low as could not but
+offend chaste eyes, desired him to sit down with them. Soon after,
+O'Kane, the lord of the country, came in all naked, except a loose
+mantle and shoes, which he put off as soon as he came in; and,
+entertaining the Baron after his best manner in the Latin tongue,
+desired him to put off his apparel, which he thought to be a burden
+to him, and to sit naked.
+
+"'To conclude, men and women at night going to sleep, he thus naked
+in a round circle about the fire, with their feet towards it. They
+fold their heads and their upper parts in woollen mantles, first
+steeped in water to keep them warm; for they say, that woollen
+cloth, wetted, preserves heat (as linen, wetted, preserves cold),
+when the smoke of their bodies has warmed the woollen cloth.'
+
+"The cause of this extreme poverty, and of its long continuance, we
+must conclude, arose from the peculiar laws of property which were
+in force under the Irish dynasties. These laws have been described
+by most writers as similar to the Kentish custom of gavelkind; and,
+indeed, so little attention was paid to the subject, that were it
+not for the researches of Sir J. Davis, the knowledge of this
+singular usage would have been entirely lost.
+
+"The Brehon law of property, he tells us, was similar to the custom
+(as the English lawyers term it) of hodge-podge. When any one of
+the sept died, his lands did not descend to his sons, but were
+divided among the whole sept: and, for this purpose, the chief of
+the sept made a new division of the whole lands belonging to the
+sept, and gave every one his part according to seniority. So that
+no man had a property which could descend to his children; and even
+during his own life his possession of any particular spot was quite
+uncertain, being liable to be constantly shuffled and changed by new
+partitions. The consequence of this was that there was not a house
+of brick or stone among the Irish down to the reign of Henry VII.;
+not even a garden or orchard, or well-fenced or improved field;
+neither village or town, or in any respect the least provision for
+posterity. This monstrous custom, so opposite to the natural
+feelings of mankind, was probably perpetuated by the policy of the
+chiefs. In the first place the power of partitioning being lodged
+in their hands, made them the most absolute of tyrants, being the
+dispensers of the property as well as of the liberty of their
+subjects. In the second place, it had the appearance of adding to
+the number of their savage armies; for where there was no
+improvement or tillage, war was pursued as an occupation.
+
+"In the early history of Ireland, we find several instances of
+chieftains discountenancing tillage; and so late as Elizabeth's
+reign, Moryson says, that 'Sir Neal Garve restrained his people from
+ploughing, that they might assist him to do any mischief.'"--(pp.
+99-102).
+
+
+These quotations and observations will enable us to state a few
+plain facts for the recollection of our English readers: --lst,
+Ireland was never subdued till the rebellion in the reign of Queen
+Elizabeth. 2nd, For four hundred years before that period the two
+nations had been almost constantly at war; and in consequence of
+this, a deep and irreconcilable hatred existed between the people
+within and without the pale. 3rd, The Irish, at the accession of
+Queen Elizabeth, were unquestionably the most barbarous people in
+Europe. So much for what had happened previous to the reign of
+Queen Elizabeth; and let any man, who has the most superficial
+knowledge of human affairs, determine whether national hatred,
+proceeding from such powerful causes, could possibly have been kept
+under by the defeat of one single rebellion--whether it would not
+have been easy to have foreseen, at that period, that a proud,
+brave, half-savage people, would cherish the memory of their wrongs
+for centuries to come, and break forth into arms at every period
+when they were particularly exasperated by oppression, or invited by
+opportunity. If the Protestant religion had spread in Ireland as it
+did in England, and if there had never been any difference of faith
+between the two countries--can it be believed that the Irish, ill-
+treated and infamously governed as they have been, would never have
+made any efforts to shake off the yoke of England? Surely there are
+causes enough to account for their impatience of that yoke, without
+endeavouring to inflame the zeal of ignorant people against the
+Catholic religion, and to make that mode of faith responsible for
+all the butchery which the Irish and English for these last two
+centuries have exercised upon each other. Everybody, of course,
+must admit, that if to the causes of hatred already specified there
+be added the additional cause of religious distinction, this last
+will give greater force (and what is of more consequence to observe,
+give a NAME) to the whole aggregate motive. But what Mr. Parnell
+contends for, and clearly and decisively proves, is that many of
+those sanguinary scenes attributed to the Catholic religion are to
+be partly imputed to causes totally disconnected from religion; that
+the unjust invasion, and the tyrannical, infamous policy of the
+English, are to take their full share of blame with the sophisms and
+plots of Catholic priests. In the reign of Henry VIII., Mr. Parnell
+shows that feudal submission was readily paid to him by all the
+Irish chiefs; that the Reformation was received without the
+slightest opposition; and that the troubles which took place at that
+period in Ireland are to be entirely attributed to the ambition and
+injustice of Henry. In the reign of Queen Mary there was no
+recrimination upon the Protestants--a striking proof that the
+bigotry of the Catholic religion had not at that period risen to any
+great height in Ireland. The insurrections of the various Irish
+princes were as numerous during this reign as they had been in the
+two preceding reigns--a circumstance rather difficult of
+explanation, if, as is commonly believed, the Catholic religion was
+at that period the main-spring of men's actions.
+
+In the reign of Elizabeth, the Catholic in the pale regularly fought
+against the Catholic out of the pale. O'Sullivan, a bigoted Papist,
+reproaches them with doing so. Speaking of the reign of James I.,
+he says, "And now the eyes even of the English Irish (the Catholics
+of the pale) were opened; and they cursed their former folly for
+helping the heretic." The English Government were so sensible of
+the loyalty of the Irish English Catholics that they entrusted them
+with the most confidential services. The Earl of Kildare was the
+principal instrument in waging war against the chieftains of Leix
+and Offal. William O'Bourge, another Catholic, was created Lord
+Castle Connel for his eminent services; and MacGully Patrick, a
+priest, was the State spy. We presume that this wise and MANLY
+conduct of Queen Elizabeth was utterly unknown both to the
+Pastrycook and the Secretary of State, who have published upon the
+dangers of employing Catholics even against foreign enemies; and in
+those publications have said a great deal about the wisdom of our
+ancestors--the usual topic whenever the folly of their descendants
+is to be defended. To whatever other of our ancestors they may
+allude, they may spare all compliments to this illustrious Princess,
+who would certainly have kept the worthy confectioner to the
+composition of tarts, and most probably furnished him with the
+productions of the Right Honourable Secretary as the means of
+conveying those juicy delicacies to a hungry and discerning public.
+
+In the next two reigns, Mr. Parnell shows by what injudicious
+measures of the English Government the spirit of Catholic opposition
+was gradually formed; for that it did produce powerful effects at a
+subsequent period he does not deny; but contends only (as we have
+before stated) that these effects have been much overrated, and
+ascribed SOLELY to the Catholic religion when other causes have at
+least had an equal agency in bringing them about. He concludes with
+some general remarks on the dreadful state of Ireland, and the
+contemptible folly and bigotry of the English--remarks full of
+truth, of good sense, and of political courage. How melancholy to
+reflect, that there would be still some chance of saving England
+from the general wreck of empires, but that it may not be saved,
+because one politician will lose two thousand a year by it, and
+another three thousand--a third a place in reversion, and a fourth a
+pension for his aunt! Alas! these are the powerful causes which
+have always settled the destiny of great kingdoms, and which may
+level Old England, with all its boasted freedom, and boasted wisdom,
+to the dust. Nor is it the least singular, among the political
+phenomena of the present day, that the sole consideration which
+seems to influence the unbigoted part of the English people, in this
+great question of Ireland, is a regard for the personal feelings of
+the Monarch. Nothing is said or thought of the enormous risk to
+which Ireland is exposed--nothing of the gross injustice with which
+the Catholics are treated--nothing of the lucrative apostasy of
+those from whom they experience this treatment: but the only
+concern by which we all seem to be agitated is, that the King must
+not be vexed in his old age. We have a great respect for the King;
+and wish him all the happiness compatible with the happiness of his
+people. But these are not times to pay foolish compliments to
+kings, or the sons of kings, or to anybody else; this journal (the
+Edinburgh Review) has always preserved its character for courage and
+honesty; and it shall do so to the last. If the people of this
+country are solely occupied in considering what is personally
+agreeable to the King, without considering what is for his permanent
+good, and for the safety of his dominions; if all public men,
+quitting the common vulgar scramble for emolument, do not concur in
+conciliating the people of Ireland; if the unfounded alarms, and the
+comparatively trifling interests of the clergy, are to supersede the
+great question of freedom or slavery, it does appear to us quite
+impossible that so mean and so foolish a people can escape that
+destruction which is ready to burst upon them--a destruction so
+imminent that it can only be averted by arming all in our defence
+who would evidently be sharers in our ruin--and by such a change of
+system as may save us from the hazard of being ruined by the
+ignorance and cowardice of any general, by the bigotry or the
+ambition of any minister, or by the well-meaning scruples of any
+human being, let his dignity be what it may. These minor and
+domestic dangers we must endeavour firmly and temperately to avert
+as we best can; but at all hazards we must keep out the destroyer
+from among us, or perish like wise and brave men in the attempt.
+
+
+
+IRELAND AND ENGLAND
+
+
+
+1. Whitelaw's History of the City of Dublin. 4to. Cadell and
+Davies.
+
+2. Observations on the State of Ireland, principally directed to
+its Agriculture and Rural Population; in a Series of Letters written
+on a Tour through that Country. In 2 vols. By J. C. Curwen, Esq.,
+M.P. London, 1818.
+
+3. Gamble's Views of Society in Ireland.
+
+These are all the late publications that treat of Irish interests in
+general, and none of them are of first-rate importance. Mr.
+Gamble's "Travels in Ireland" are of a very ordinary description,
+low scenes and low humour making up the principal part of the
+narrative. There are readers, however, whom it will amuse; and the
+reading market becomes more and more extensive, and embraces a
+greater variety of persons every day. Mr. Whitelaw's "History of
+Dublin" is a book of great accuracy and research, highly creditable
+to the industry, good sense, and benevolence of its author. Of the
+"Travels" of Mr. Christian Curwen we hardly know what to say. He is
+bold and honest in his politics, a great enemy to abuses, vapid in
+his levity and pleasantry, and infinitely too much inclined to
+declaim upon commonplace topics of morality and benevolence. But,
+with these drawbacks, the book is not ill-written, and may be
+advantageously read by those who are desirous of information upon
+the present state of Ireland.
+
+So great and so long has been the misgovernment of that country,
+that we verily believe the empire would be much stronger if
+everything was open sea between England and the Atlantic, and if
+SKATES AND COD-FISH swam over the fair land of Ulster. Such
+jobbing, such profligacy, so much direct tyranny and oppression,
+such an abuse of God's gifts, such a profanation of God's name for
+the purposes of bigotry and party spirit, cannot be exceeded in the
+history of civilised Europe, and will long remain a monument of
+infamy and shame to England. But it will be more useful to suppress
+the indignation which the very name of Ireland inspires, and to
+consider impartially those causes which have marred this fair
+portion of the creation, and kept it wild and savage in the midst of
+improving Europe.
+
+The great misfortune of Ireland is that the mass of the people have
+been given up for a century to a handful of Protestants, by whom
+they have been treated as Helots, and subjected to every species of
+persecution and disgrace. The sufferings of the Catholics have been
+so loudly chanted in the very streets, that it is almost needless to
+remind our readers that, during the reigns of George I. and George
+II., the Irish Roman Catholics were disabled from holding any civil
+or military office, from voting at elections, from admission into
+corporations, from practising law or physic. A younger brother, by
+turning Protestant, might deprive his elder brother of his
+birthright; by the same process he might force his father, under the
+name of a liberal provision, to yield up to him a part of his landed
+property; and, if an eldest son, he might, in the same way, reduce
+his father's fee-simple to a life-estate. A Papist was disabled
+from purchasing freehold lands, and even from holding long leases;
+and any person might take his Catholic neighbour's house by paying 5
+pounds for it. If the child of a Catholic father turned Protestant
+he was taken away from his father and put into the hands of a
+Protestant relation. No Papist could purchase a freehold or lease
+for more than thirty years, or inherit from an intestate Protestant,
+nor from an intestate Catholic, nor dwell in Limerick or Galway, nor
+hold an advowson, nor buy an annuity for life. 50 pounds was given
+for discovering a Popish archbishop, 30 pounds for a Popish
+clergyman, and 10s. for a schoolmaster. No one was allowed to be
+trustee for Catholics; no Catholic was allowed to take more than two
+apprentices; no Papist to be solicitor, sheriff, or to serve on
+Grand Juries. Horses of Papists might be seized for the militia,
+for which militia Papists were to pay double, and to find Protestant
+substitutes. Papists were prohibited from being present at
+vestries, or from being high or petty constables: and, when
+resident in towns, they were compelled to find Protestant watchmen.
+Barristers and solicitors marrying Catholics were exposed to the
+penalties of Catholics. Persons plundered by privateers during a
+war with any Popish prince were reimbursed by a levy on the Catholic
+inhabitants where they lived. All Popish priests celebrating
+marriages contrary to 12 Geo. I., cap 3, were to be HANGED!
+
+The greater part of these incapacities are removed, though many of a
+very serious and oppressive nature still remain. But the grand
+misfortune is that the spirit which these oppressive laws engendered
+remains. The Protestant still looks upon the Catholic as a degraded
+being. The Catholic does not yet consider himself upon an equality
+with his former tyrant and taskmaster. That religious hatred which
+required all the prohibiting vigilance of the law for its restraint
+has found in the law its strongest support; and the spirit which the
+law first exasperated and embittered continues to act long after the
+original stimulus is withdrawn. The law which prevented Catholics
+from serving on Grand Juries is repealed; but Catholics are not
+called upon Grand Juries in the proportion in which they are
+entitled by their rank and fortune. The Duke of Bedford did all he
+could to give them the benefit of those laws which are already
+passed in their favour. But power is seldom entrusted in this
+country to one of the Duke of Bedford's liberality, and everything
+has fallen back in the hands of his successors into the ancient
+division of the privileged and degraded castes. We do not mean to
+cast any reflection upon the present Secretary for Ireland, whom we
+believe to be upon this subject a very liberal politician, and on
+all subjects an honourable and excellent man. The Government under
+which he serves allows him to indulge in a little harmless
+liberality; but it is perfectly understood that nothing is intended
+to be done for the Catholics; that no loaves and fishes will be lost
+by indulgence in Protestant insolence and tyranny; and, therefore,
+among the generality of Irish Protestants, insolence, tyranny, and
+exclusion continue to operate. However eligible the Catholic may
+be, he is not elected; whatever barriers may be thrown down, he does
+not advance a step. He was first kept out by law; he is now kept
+out by opinion and habit. They have been so long in chains that
+nobody believes they are capable of using their hands and feet.
+
+It is not, however, the only or the worst misfortune of the
+Catholics that the relaxations of the law are hitherto of little
+benefit to them; the law is not yet sufficiently relaxed. A
+Catholic, as everybody knows, cannot be made sheriff; cannot be in
+parliament; cannot be a director of the Irish Bank; cannot fill the
+great departments of the law, the army, and the navy; is cut off
+from all the high objects of human ambition, and treated as a marked
+and degraded person.
+
+The common admission now is that the Catholics are to the
+Protestants in Ireland as about four to one, of which Protestants
+not more than ONE HALF belong to the Church of Ireland. This, then,
+is one of the most striking features in the state of Ireland. That
+the great mass of the population is completely subjugated and
+overawed by a handful of comparatively recent settlers, in whom all
+the power and patronage of the country is vested, who have been
+reluctantly compelled to desist from still greater abuses of
+authority, and who look with trembling apprehension to the
+increasing liberality of the parliament and the country towards
+these unfortunate persons whom they have always looked upon as their
+property and their prey.
+
+Whatever evils may result from these proportions between the
+oppressor and oppressed--to whatever dangers a country so situated
+may be considered to be exposed, these evils and dangers are rapidly
+increasing in Ireland. The proportion of Catholics to Protestants
+is infinitely greater now than it was thirty years ago, and is
+becoming more and more favourable to the former. By a return made
+to the Irish House of Lords in 1732 the proportion of Catholics to
+Protestants was not two to one. It is now (as we have already
+observed) four to one; and the causes which have thus altered the
+proportions in favour of the Catholics are sufficiently obvious to
+any one acquainted with the state of Ireland. The Roman Catholic
+priest resides; his income entirely depends upon the number of his
+flock; and he must exert himself or he starves. There is some
+chance of success, therefore, in HIS efforts to convert; but the
+Protestant clergyman, if he were equally eager, has little or no
+probability of persuading so much larger a proportion of the
+population to come over to his Church. The Catholic clergyman
+belongs to a religion that has always been more desirous of gaining
+proselytes than the Protestant Church; and he is animated by a sense
+of injury and a desire of revenge. Another reason for the
+disproportionate increase of Catholics is that the Catholics will
+marry upon means which the Protestant considers as insufficient for
+marriage. A few potatoes and a shed of turf are all that Luther has
+left for the Romanist; and, when the latter gets these, he instantly
+begins upon the great Irish manufacture of children. But a
+Protestant belongs to the sect that eats the fine flour and heaves
+the bran to others; he must have comforts, and he does not marry
+till he gets them. He would be ashamed if he were seen living as a
+Catholic lives. This is the principal reason why the Protestants
+who remain attached to their Church do not increase so fast as the
+Catholics. But in common minds, daily scenes, the example of the
+majority, the power of imitation, decide their habits, religious as
+well as civil. A Protestant labourer who works among Catholics soon
+learns to think and act and talk as they do; he is not proof against
+the eternal panegyric which he hears of Father O'Leary. His
+Protestantism is rubbed away, and he goes at last, after some little
+resistance, to the chapel where he sees everybody else going.
+
+These eight Catholics not only hate the ninth man, the Protestant of
+the Establishment, for the unjust privileges he enjoys--not only
+remember that the lands of their father were given to his father--
+but they find themselves forced to pay for the support of his
+religion. In the wretched state of poverty in which the lower
+orders of Irish are plunged, it is not without considerable effort
+that they can pay the few shillings necessary for the support of
+their Catholic priest; and when this is effected, a tenth of the
+potatoes in the garden are to be set out for the support of a
+persuasion, the introduction of which into Ireland they consider as
+the great cause of their political inferiority, and all their
+manifold wretchedness. In England a labourer can procure constant
+employment, or he can, at the worst, obtain relief from his parish.
+Whether tithe operates as a tax upon him, is known only to the
+political economist: if he does pay it, he does not know that he
+pays it, and the burden of supporting the Clergy is at least kept
+out of his view. But in Ireland, the only method in which a poor
+man lives is by taking a small portion of land in which he can grow
+potatoes: seven or eight months out of twelve, in many parts of
+Ireland, there is no constant employment of the poor; and the potato
+farm is all that shelters them from absolute famine. If the Pope
+were to come in person, seize upon every tenth potato, the poor
+peasant would scarcely endure it. With what patience, then, can he
+see it tossed into the cart of the heretic rector, who has a church
+without a congregation, and a revenue without duties? We do not say
+whether these things are right or wrong, whether they want a remedy
+at all, or what remedy they want; but we paint them in those colours
+in which they appear to the eye of poverty and ignorance, without
+saying whether those colours are false or true. Nor is the case at
+all comparable to that of Dissenters paying tithe in England; which
+case is precisely the reverse of what happens in Ireland, for it is
+the contribution of a very small minority to the religion of a very
+large majority; and the numbers on either side make all the
+difference in the argument. To exasperate the poor Catholic still
+more, the rich graziers of the parish, or the squire in his parish,
+pay no tithe at all for their grass land. Agistment tithe is
+abolished in Ireland, and the burthen of supporting two Churches
+seems to devolve upon the poorer Catholics, struggling with plough
+and spade in small scraps of dearly-rented land. Tithes seem to be
+collected in a more harsh manner than they are collected in England.
+The minute sub-divisions of land in Ireland--the little connection
+which the Protestant clergyman commonly has with the Catholic
+population of his parish--have made the introduction of tithe
+proctors very general, sometimes as the agent of the clergyman,
+sometimes as the lessee or middleman between the clergyman and the
+cultivator of the land, but, in either case, practised, dexterous
+estimators of tithe. The English clergymen in general are far from
+exacting the whole of what is due to them, but sacrifice a little to
+the love of popularity or to the dread of odium. A system of tithe-
+proctors established all over England (as it is in Ireland), would
+produce general disgust and alienation from the Established Church.
+
+
+"During the administration of Lord Halifax," says Mr. Hardy, in
+quoting the opinion of Lord Charlemont upon tithes paid by
+Catholics, "Ireland was dangerously disturbed in its southern and
+northern regions. In the south principally, in the counties of
+Kilkenny, Limerick, Cork, and Tipperary, the White Boys now made
+their first appearance; those White Boys who have ever since
+occasionally disturbed the public tranquillity, without any rational
+method having been as yet pursued to eradicate this disgraceful
+evil. When we consider that the very same district has been for the
+long space of seven-and-twenty years liable to frequent returns of
+the same disorder into which it has continually relapsed, in spite
+of all the violent remedies from time to time administered by our
+political quacks, we cannot doubt but that some real, peculiar, and
+topical cause must exist, and yet neither the removal, nor even the
+investigation of this cause, has ever once been seriously attempted.
+Laws of the most sanguinary and unconstitutional nature have been
+enacted; the country has been disgraced and exasperated by frequent
+and bloody executions; and the gibbet, that perpetual resource of
+weak and cruel legislators, has groaned under the multitude of
+starving criminals; yet, while the cause is suffered to exist, the
+effects will ever follow. The amputation of limbs will never
+eradicate a prurient humour, which must be sought in its source and
+there remedied."
+
+"I wish," continues Mr. Wakefield, "for the sake of humanity and for
+the honour of the Irish character, that the gentlemen of that
+country would take this matter into their serious consideration.
+Let them only for a moment place themselves in the situation of the
+half-famished cotter, surrounded by a wretched family clamorous for
+food, and judge what his feelings must be when he sees the tenth
+part of the produce of his potato garden exposed at harvest time to
+public CANT, or if he have given a promissory note for the payment
+of a certain sum of money to compensate for such tithe when it
+becomes due, to hear the heart-rending cries of his offspring
+clinging round him, and lamenting for the milk of which they are
+deprived by the cows being driven to the pound to be sold to
+discharge the debt. Such accounts are not the creations of fancy;
+the facts do exist, and are but too common in Ireland. Were one of
+them transferred to canvas by the hand of genius, and exhibited to
+English humanity, that heart must be callous indeed that could
+refuse its sympathy. I have seen the cow, the favourite cow, driven
+away, accompanied by the sighs, the tears, and the imprecations of a
+whole family, who were paddling after, through wet and dirt, to take
+their last affectionate farewell of this their only friend and
+benefactor at the pound gate. I have heard with emotions which I
+can scarcely describe, deep curses repeated from village to village
+as the cavalcade proceeded. I have witnessed the group pass the
+domain walls of the opulent grazier, whose numerous herds were
+cropping the most luxuriant pastures, while he was secure from any
+demand for the tithe of their food, looking on with the most
+unfeeling indifference."--Ibid., p. 486.
+
+
+In Munster, where tithe of potatoes is exacted, risings against the
+system have constantly occurred during the last forty years. In
+Ulster, where no such tithe is required, these insurrections are
+unknown. The double Church which Ireland supports, and that painful
+visible contribution towards it which the poor Irishman is compelled
+to make from his miserable pittance, is one great cause of those
+never-ending insurrections, burnings, murders, and robberies, which
+have laid waste that ill-fated country for so many years. The
+unfortunate consequence of the civil disabilities, and the Church
+payments under which the Catholics labour, is a rooted antipathy to
+this country. They hate the English Government from historical
+recollection, actual suffering, and disappointed hope, and till they
+are better treated they will continue to hate it. At this moment,
+in a period of the most profound peace, there are twenty-five
+thousand of the best disciplined and best appointed troops in the
+world in Ireland, with bayonets fixed, presented arms, and in the
+attitude of present war: nor is there a man too much--nor would
+Ireland be tenable without them. When it was necessary last year
+(or thought necessary) to put down the children of reform, we were
+forced to make a new levy of troops in this country; not a man could
+be spared from Ireland. The moment they had embarked, Peep-of-Day
+Boys, Heart-of-Oak Boys, Twelve-o'-clock Boys, Heart-of-Flint Boys,
+and all the bloody boyhood of the Bog of Allen, would have proceeded
+to the ancient work of riot, rapine, and disaffection. Ireland, in
+short, till her wrongs are redressed and a more liberal policy is
+adopted towards her, will always be a cause of anxiety and suspicion
+to this country, and in some moment of our weakness and depression,
+will forcibly extort what she would now receive with gratitude and
+exultation.
+
+Ireland is situated close to another island of greater size,
+speaking the same language, very superior in civilisation, and the
+seat of government. The consequence of this is the emigration of
+the richest and most powerful part of the community--a vast drain of
+wealth--and the absence of all that wholesome influence which the
+representatives of ancient families, residing upon their estates,
+produce upon their tenantry and dependents. Can any man imagine
+that the scenes which have been acted in Ireland, within these last
+twenty years, would have taken place, if such vast proprietors as
+the Duke of Devonshire, the Marquis of Hertford, the Marquis of
+Lansdowne, Earl Fitzwilliam, and many other men of equal wealth, had
+been in the constant habit of residing upon their Irish as they are
+upon their English estates? Is it of no consequence to the order
+and the civilisation of a large district, whether the great mansion
+is inhabited by an insignificant, perhaps a mischievous attorney, in
+the shape of agent, or whether the first and greatest men of the
+United Kingdoms, after the business of Parliament is over, come with
+their friends and families, to exercise hospitality, to spend large
+revenues, to diffuse information, and to improve manners? This evil
+is a very serious one to Ireland; and, as far as we see, incurable.
+For if the present large estates were, by the dilapidation of
+families, to be broken to pieces and sold, others equally great
+would, in the free circulation of property, speedily accumulate; and
+the moment any possessor arrived at a certain pitch of fortune, he
+would probably choose to reside in the better country--near the
+Parliament, or the Court.
+
+This absence of great proprietors in Ireland necessarily brings with
+it, or if not necessarily, has actually brought with it, the
+employment of the middlemen, which forms one other standing and
+regular Irish grievance. We are well aware of all that can be said
+in defence of middlemen; that they stand between the little farmer
+and the great proprietor as the shopkeeper does between the
+manufacturer and consumer; and, in fact, by their intervention, save
+time, and therefore expense. This may be true enough in the
+abstract; but the particular nature of land must be attended to.
+The object of the man who makes cloth is to sell his cloth at the
+present market, for as high a price as he can obtain. If that price
+is too high, it soon falls; but no injury is done to his machinery
+by the superior price he has enjoyed for a season--he is just as
+able to produce cloth with it, as if the profits he enjoyed had
+always been equally moderate; he has no fear, therefore, of the
+middleman, or of any species of moral machinery which may help to
+obtain for him the greatest present prices. The same would be the
+feeling of any one who let out a steam-engine, or any other machine,
+for the purposes of manufacture; he would naturally take the highest
+price he could get; for he might either let his machine for a price
+proportionate to the work it did, or the repairs, estimable with the
+greatest precision, might be thrown upon the tenant; in short, he
+could hardly ask any rent too high for his machine which a
+responsible person would give; dilapidation would be so visible, and
+so calculable in such instances, that any secondary lease, or
+subletting, would be rather an increase of security than a source of
+alarm. Any evil from such a practice would be improbable
+measurable, and remediable. In land, on the contrary, the object is
+not to get the highest prices absolutely, but to get the highest
+prices which will not injure the machine. One tenant may offer and
+pay double the rent of another, and in a few years leave the land in
+a state which will effectually bar all future offers of tenancy. It
+is of no use to fill a lease full of clauses and covenants; a tenant
+who pays more than he ought to pay, or who pays even to the last
+farthing which he ought to pay, will rob the land, and injure the
+machine, in spite of all the attorneys in England. He will rob it
+even if he means to remain upon it--driven on by present distress,
+and anxious to put off the day of defalcation and arrear. The
+damage is often difficult of detection--not easily calculated, not
+easily to be proved; such for which juries (themselves perhaps
+farmers) will not willingly give sufficient compensation. And if
+this be true in England, it is much more strikingly true in Ireland,
+where it is extremely difficult to obtain verdicts for breaches of
+covenant in leases.
+
+The only method, then, of guarding the machine from real injury, is
+by giving to the actual occupier such advantage in his contract,
+that he is unwilling to give it up--that he has a real interest in
+retaining it, and is not driven by the distresses of the present
+moment to destroy the future productiveness of the soil. Any rent
+which the landlord accepts more than this, or any system by which
+more rent than this is obtained, is to borrow money upon the most
+usurious and profligate interest--to increase the revenue of the
+present day by the absolute ruin of the property. Such is the
+effect produced by a middleman; he gives high prices that he may
+obtain higher from the occupier; more is paid by the actual occupier
+than is consistent with the safety and preservation of the machine;
+the land is run out, and, in the end, that maximum of rent we have
+described is not obtained; and not only is the property injured by
+such a system, but in Ireland the most shocking consequences ensue
+from it. There is little manufacture in Ireland; the price of
+labour is low, the demand for labour irregular. If a poor man be
+driven, by distress of rent, from his potato garden, he has no other
+resource--all is lost: he will do the impossible (as the French
+say) to retain it; subscribe any bond, and promise any rent. The
+middleman has no character to lose; and he knew, when he took up the
+occupation, that it was one with which pity had nothing to do. On
+he drives; and backward the poor peasant recedes, loses something at
+every step, till he comes to the very brink of despair; and then he
+recoils and murders his oppressor, and is a White Boy or a Right
+Boy;--the soldier shoots him, and the judge hangs him.
+
+In the debate which took place in the Irish House of Commons, upon
+the Bill for preventing tumultuous risings and assemblies, on the
+31st of January, 1787, the Attorney-General submitted to the House
+the following narrative of facts.
+
+
+"The commencement," said he, "was in one or two parishes in the
+county of Kerry; and they proceeded thus. The people assembled in a
+Catholic chapel, and there took an oath to obey the laws of Captain
+Right, and to starve the clergy. They then proceeded to the next
+parishes on the following Sunday, and there swore the people in the
+same manner; with this addition, that they (the people last sworn)
+should on the ensuing Sunday proceed to the chapels of their next
+neighbouring parishes and swear the inhabitants of those parishes in
+like manner. Proceeding in this manner, they very soon went through
+the province of Munster. The first object was the REFORMATION OF
+TITHES. They swore not to give more than a certain price per acre,
+not to assist or allow them to be assisted in drawing the tithe, and
+to permit NO PROCTOR. They next took upon them to prevent the
+collection of parish cesses, next to nominate parish clerks, and in
+some cases curates, to say what church should or should not be
+repaired, and in one case to threaten that they would burn a NEW
+church if the OLD one were not given for a mass-house. At last they
+proceeded to regulate the price of lands, to raise the price of
+labour, and to oppose the collection of the hearth-money and other
+taxes. Bodies of 5,000 of them have been seen to march through the
+country unarmed, and, if met by any magistrate, THEY NEVER OFFERED
+THE SMALLEST RUDENESS OR OFFENCE; on the contrary, they had allowed
+persons charged with crimes to be taken from amongst them by the
+magistrate ALONE, unaided by any force.
+
+"The Attorney-General said he was well acquainted with the province
+of Munster, and that it was impossible for human wretchedness to
+EXCEED THAT OF THE PEASANTRY OF THAT PROVINCE. The unhappy tenantry
+were GROUND TO POWDER by relentless landlords; that, far from being
+able to give the clergy their just dues, they had not food or
+raiment for themselves--the landlord grasped the whole; and sorry
+was he to add that, not satisfied with the present extortion, some
+landlords had been so base as to instigate the insurgents to rob the
+clergy of their tithes, not in order to alleviate the distresses of
+the tenantry, but that they might add the clergy's share to the
+cruel rack-rents they already paid. The poor people of Munster
+lived in a MORE ABJECT STATE OF POVERTY THAN HUMAN NATURE COULD BE
+SUPPOSED EQUAL TO BEAR."--"Grattan's Speeches," vol. i., p. 292.
+
+
+We are not, of course, in such a discussion to be governed by names.
+A middleman might be tied up by the strongest legal restriction, as
+to the price he was to exact from the under-tenants, and then he
+would be no more pernicious to the estate than a steward. A steward
+might be protected in exactions as severe as the most rapacious
+middleman; and then, of course, it would be the same thing under
+another name. The practice to which we object is the too common
+method in Ireland of extorting the last farthing which the tenant is
+willing to give for land rather than quit it: and the machinery by
+which such practice is carried into effect is that of the middleman.
+It is not only that it ruins the land; it ruins the people also.
+They are made so poor--brought so near the ground--that they can
+sink no lower; and burst out at last into all the acts of
+desperation and revenge for which Ireland is so notorious. Men who
+have money in their pockets, and find that they are improving in
+their circumstances, don't do these things. Opulence, or the hope
+of opulence or comfort, is the parent of decency, order, and
+submission to the laws. A landlord in Ireland understands the
+luxury of carriages and horses, but has no relish for the greater
+luxury of surrounding himself with a moral and grateful tenantry.
+The absent proprietor looks only to revenue, and cares nothing for
+the disorder and degradation of a country which he never means to
+visit. There are very honourable exceptions to this charge: but
+there are too many living instances that it is just. The rapacity
+of the Irish landlord induces him to allow of the extreme division
+of his lands. When the daughter marries, a little portion of the
+little farm is broken off--another corner for Patrick, and another
+for Dermot--till the land is broken into sections, upon one of which
+an English cow could not stand. Twenty mansions of misery are thus
+reared instead of one. A louder cry of oppression is lifted up to
+heaven, and fresh enemies to the English name and power are
+multiplied on the earth. The Irish gentleman, too, extremely
+desirous of political influence, multiplying freeholds, and
+splitting votes; and this propensity tends of course to increase the
+miserable redundance of living beings, under which Ireland is
+groaning. Among the manifold wretchedness to which the poor Irish
+tenant is liable, we must not pass over the practice of driving for
+rent. A lets land to B, who lets it to C, who lets it again to D.
+D pays C his rent, and C pays B. But if B fails to pay A, the
+cattle of B, C, D are all driven to the pound, and after the
+interval of a few days sold by auction. A general driving of this
+kind very frequently leads to a bloody insurrection. It may be
+ranked among the classical grievances of Ireland.
+
+Potatoes enter for a great deal into the present condition of
+Ireland. They are much cheaper than wheat; and it is so easy to
+rear a family upon them, that there is no cheek to population from
+the difficulty of procuring food. The population therefore goes on
+with a rapidity approaching almost to that of new countries, and in
+a much greater ratio than the improving agriculture and
+manufacturers of the country can find employment for it. All
+degrees of all nations begin with living in pig-styes. The king or
+the priest first gets out of them; then the noble, then the pauper;
+in proportion as each class becomes more and more opulent. Better
+tastes arise from better circumstances; and the luxury of one period
+is the wretchedness and poverty of another. English peasants, in
+the time of Henry VII., were lodged as badly as Irish peasants now
+are; but the population was limited by the difficulty of procuring a
+corn subsistence. The improvements of this kingdom were more rapid;
+the price of labour rose; and with it the luxury and comfort of the
+peasant, who is now decently lodged and clothed, and who would think
+himself in the last stage of wretchedness if he had nothing but an
+iron pot in a turf house, and plenty of potatoes in it. The use of
+the potato was introduced into Ireland when the wretched
+accommodation of her own peasantry bore some proportion to the state
+of those accommodations all over Europe. But they have increased
+their population so fast, and, in conjunction with the oppressive
+government of Ireland retarding improvement, have kept the price of
+labour so low, that the Irish poor have never been able to emerge
+from their mud cabins, or to acquire any taste for cleanliness and
+decency of appearance. Mr. Curwen has the following description of
+Irish cottages:-
+
+
+"These mansions of miserable existence, for so they may truly be
+described, conformably to our general estimation of those
+indispensable comforts requisite to constitute the happiness of
+rational beings, are most commonly composed of two rooms on the
+ground floor, a most appropriate term, for they are literally on the
+earth, the surface of which is not unfrequently reduced a foot or
+more to save the expense of so much outward walling. The one is a
+refectory, the other the dormitory. The furniture of the former, if
+the owner ranks in the upper part of the scale of scantiness, will
+consist of a kitchen dresser, well provided and highly decorated
+with crockery--not less apparently the pride of the husband than the
+result of female vanity in the wife: which, with a table, a chest,
+a few stools, and an iron pot, complete the catalogue of
+conveniences generally found as belonging to the cabin: while a
+spinning-wheel, furnished by the Linen Board, and a loom, ornament
+vacant spaces that otherwise would remain unfurnished. In fitting
+up the latter, which cannot on any occasion or by any display add a
+feather to the weight or importance expected to be excited by the
+appearance of the former, the inventory is limited to one, and
+sometimes two beds, serving for the repose of the whole family!
+However downy these may be to limbs impatient for rest, their
+coverings appear to be very slight, and the whole of the apartment
+created reflections of a very painful nature. Under such
+privations, with a wet mud floor and a roof in tatters, how idle the
+search for comforts!"--Curwen, i., pp. 112, 113.
+
+
+To this extract we shall add one more on the same subject.
+
+
+"The gigantic figure, bareheaded before me, had a beard that would
+not have disgraced an ancient Israelite--he was without shoes or
+stockings--and almost a sans-culotte--with a coat, or rather a
+jacket, that appeared as if the first blast of wind would tear it to
+tatters. Though his garb was thus tattered, he had a manly
+commanding countenance. I asked permission to see the inside of his
+cabin, to which I received his most courteous assent. On stooping
+to enter at the door I was stopped, and found that permission from
+another was necessary before I could be admitted. A pig, which was
+fastened to a stake driven into the floor, with length of rope
+sufficient to permit him the enjoyment of sun and air, demanded some
+courtesy, which I showed him, and was suffered to enter. The wife
+was engaged in boiling thread, and by her side, near the fire, a
+lovely infant was sleeping, without any covering, on a bare board.
+Whether the fire gave additional glow to the countenance of the
+babe, or that Nature impressed on its unconscious cheek a blush that
+the lot of man should be exposed to such privations, I will not
+decide; but if the cause be referable to the latter, it was in
+perfect unison with my own feelings. Two or three other children
+crowded round the mother: on their rosy countenances health seemed
+established in spite of filth and ragged garments. The dress of the
+poor woman was barely sufficient to satisfy decency. Her
+countenance bore the expression of a set melancholy, tinctured with
+an appearance of ill health. The hovel, which did not exceed twelve
+or fifteen feet in length and ten in breadth, was half obscured by
+smoke--chimney or window I saw none; the door served the various
+purposes of an inlet to light and the outlet to smoke. The
+furniture consisted of two stools, an iron pot, and a spinning-
+wheel, while a sack stuffed with straw, and a single blanket laid on
+planks, served as a bed for the repose of the whole family. Need I
+attempt to describe my sensations? The statement alone cannot fail
+of conveying to a mind like yours an adequate idea of them--I could
+not long remain a witness to this acme of human misery. As I left
+the deplorable habitation the mistress followed me to repeat her
+thanks for the trifle I had bestowed. This gave me an opportunity
+of observing her person more particularly. She was a tall figure,
+her countenance composed of interesting features, and with every
+appearance of having once been handsome.
+
+"Unwilling to quit the village without first satisfying myself
+whether what I had seen was a solitary instance or a sample of its
+general state, or whether the extremity of poverty I had just beheld
+had arisen from peculiar improvidence and want of management in one
+wretched family, I went into an adjoining habitation, where I found
+a poor old woman of eighty, whose miserable existence was painfully
+continued by the maintenance of her granddaughter. Their condition,
+if possible, was more deplorable."--Curwen, i., pp. 181-183.
+
+
+This wretchedness, of which all strangers who visit Ireland are so
+sensible, proceeds certainly in great measure from their accidental
+use of a food so cheap, that it encourages population to an
+extraordinary degree, lowers the price of labour, and leaves the
+multitudes which it calls into existence almost destitute of
+everything but food. Many more live in consequence of the
+introduction of potatoes; but all live in greater wretchedness. In
+the progress of population, the potato must of course become at last
+as difficult to be procured as any other food; and then let the
+political economist calculate what the immensity and wretchedness of
+a people must be, where the further progress of population is
+checked by the difficulty of procuring potatoes.
+
+The consequence of the long mismanagement and oppression of Ireland,
+and of the singular circumstances in which it is placed, is, that it
+is a semi-barbarous country--more shame to those who have thus ill-
+treated a fine country and a fine people; but it is part of the
+present case of Ireland. The barbarism of Ireland is evinced by the
+frequency and ferocity of duels--the hereditary clannish feuds of
+the common people and the fights to which they give birth--the
+atrocious cruelties practised in the insurrections of the common
+people--and their proneness to insurrection. The lower Irish live
+in a state of greater wretchedness than any other people in Europe
+inhabiting so fine a soil and climate. It is difficult, often
+impossible, to execute the processes of law. In cases where
+gentlemen are concerned, it is often not even attempted. The
+conduct of under-sheriffs is often very corrupt. We are afraid the
+magistracy of Ireland is very inferior to that of this country; the
+spirit of jobbing and bribery is very widely diffused, and upon
+occasions when the utmost purity prevails in the sister kingdom.
+Military force is necessary all over the country, and often for the
+most common and just operations of Government. The behaviour of the
+higher to the lower orders is much less gentle and decent than in
+England. Blows from superiors to inferiors are more frequent, and
+the punishment for such aggression more doubtful. The word
+GENTLEMAN seems, in Ireland, to put an end to most processes at law.
+Arrest a gentleman!!!--take out a warrant against a gentleman--are
+modes of operation not very common in the administration of Irish
+justice. If a man strike the meanest peasant in England, he is
+either knocked down in his turn, or immediately taken before a
+magistrate. It is impossible to live in Ireland without perceiving
+the various points in which it is inferior in civilisation. Want of
+unity in feeling and interest among the people--irritability,
+violence, and revenge--want of comfort and cleanliness in the lower
+orders--habitual disobedience to the law--want of confidence in
+magistrates--corruption, venality, the perpetual necessity of
+recurring to military force--all carry back the observer to that
+remote and early condition of mankind, which an Englishman can learn
+only in the pages of the antiquary or the historian. We do not draw
+this picture for censure but for truth. We admire the Irish--feel
+the most sincere pity for the state of Ireland--and think the
+conduct of the English to that country to have been a system of
+atrocious cruelty and contemptible meanness. With such a climate,
+such a soil, and such a people, the inferiority of Ireland to the
+rest of Europe is directly chargeable to the long wickedness of the
+English Government.
+
+A direct consequence of the present uncivilised state of Ireland is,
+that very little English capital travels there. The man who deals
+in steam-engines, and warps and woofs, is naturally alarmed by Peep-
+of-Day Boys, and nocturnal Carders; his object is to buy and sell as
+quickly and quietly as he can, and he will naturally bear high taxes
+and rivalry in England, or emigrate to any part of the Continent, or
+to America, rather than plunge into the tumult of Irish politics and
+passions. There is nothing which Ireland wants more than large
+manufacturing towns to take off its superfluous population. But
+internal peace must come first, and then the arts of peace will
+follow. The foreign manufacturer will hardly think of embarking his
+capital where he cannot be sure that his existence is safe. Another
+check to the manufacturing greatness of Ireland is the scarcity, not
+of coal, but of good coal, cheaply raised--an article in which (in
+spite of papers in the Irish Transactions) they are lamentably
+inferior to the English.
+
+Another consequence from some of the causes we have stated is the
+extreme idleness of the Irish labourer. There is nothing of the
+value of which the Irish seem to have so little notion as that of
+time. They scratch, pick, dawdle, stare, gape, and do anything but
+strive and wrestle with the task before them. The most ludicrous of
+all human objects is an Irishman ploughing. A gigantic figure--a
+seven-foot machine for turning potatoes in human nature--wrapt up in
+an immense great-coat, and urging on two starved ponies, with
+dreadful imprecations and uplifted shillala. The Irish crow
+discerns a coming perquisite, and is not inattentive to the
+proceedings of the steeds. The furrow which is to be the depository
+of the future crop is not unlike, either in depth or regularity, to
+those domestic furrows which the nails of the meek and much-injured
+wife plough, in some family quarrel, upon the cheeks of the
+deservedly punished husband. The weeds seem to fall contentedly,
+knowing that they have fulfilled their destiny, and left behind
+them, for the resurrection of the ensuing spring, an abundant and
+healthy progeny. The whole is a scene of idleness, laziness, and
+poverty, of which it is impossible, in this active and enterprising
+country, to form the most distant conception; but strongly
+indicative of habits, whether secondary or original, which will long
+present a powerful impediment to the improvement of Ireland.
+
+The Irish character contributes something to retard the improvements
+of that country. The Irishman has many good qualities: he is
+brave, witty, generous, eloquent, hospitable, and open-hearted; but
+he is vain, ostentatious, extravagant, and fond of display, light in
+counsel, deficient in perseverance, without skill in private or
+public economy, an enjoyer, not an acquirer--one who despises the
+slow and patient virtues--who wants the superstructure without the
+foundation, the result without the previous operation, the oak
+without the acorn and the three hundred years of expectation. The
+Irish are irascible, prone to debt and to fight, and very impatient
+of the restraints of law. Such a people are not likely to keep
+their eyes steadily upon the main chance like the Scotch or the
+Dutch. England strove very hard at one period to compel the Scotch
+to pay a double Church, but Sawney took his pen and ink, and finding
+what a sum it amounted to became furious and drew his sword. God
+forbid the Irishman should do the same! The remedy now would be
+worse than the disease; but if the oppressions of England had been
+more steadily resisted a century ago, Ireland would not have been
+the scene of poverty, misery, and distress which it now is.
+
+The Catholic religion, among other causes, contributes to the
+backwardness and barbarism of Ireland. Its debasing superstition,
+childish ceremonies, and the profound submission to the priesthood
+which it teaches, all tend to darken men's minds, to impede the
+progress of knowledge and inquiry, and to prevent Ireland from
+becoming as free, as powerful, and as rich as the sister kingdom.
+Though sincere friends to Catholic emancipation, we are no advocates
+for the Catholic religion. We should be very glad to see a general
+conversion to Protestantism among the Irish, but we do not think
+that violence, privations, and incapacities, are the proper methods
+of making proselytes.
+
+Such, then, is Ireland at this period--a land more barbarous than
+the rest of Europe, because it has been worse treated and more
+cruelly oppressed. Many of the incapacities and privations to which
+the Catholics were exposed have been removed by law, but in such
+instances they are still incapacitated and deprived by custom. Many
+cruel and oppressive laws are still enforced against them. A tenth
+part of the population engrosses all the honours of the country; the
+other nine pay a tenth of the product of the earth for the support
+of a religion in which they do not believe. There is little capital
+in the country. The great and rich men are called by business, or
+allured by pleasure, into England; their estates are given up to
+factors, and the utmost farthing of rent extorted from the poor,
+who, if they give up the land, cannot get employment in
+manufactures, or regular employment in husbandry. The common people
+use a sort of food so very cheap that they can rear families who
+cannot procure employment, and who have little more of the comforts
+of life than food. The Irish are light-minded--want of employment
+has made them idle; they are irritable and brave, have a keen
+remembrance of the past wrongs they have suffered, and the present
+wrongs they are suffering from England. The consequence of all this
+is, eternal riot and insurrection, a whole army of soldiers in time
+of profound peace, and general rebellion whenever England is busy
+with her other enemies or off her guard! And thus it will be, while
+the same causes continue to operate, for ages to come, and worse and
+worse as the rapidly increasing population of the Catholics becomes
+more and more numerous.
+
+The remedies are time and justice, and that justice consists in
+repealing all laws which make any distinction between the two
+religions; in placing over the government of Ireland, not the
+stupid, amiable, and insignificant noblemen who have too often been
+sent there, but men who feel deeply the wrongs of Ireland, and who
+have an ardent wish to heal them; who will take care that Catholics,
+when eligible, shall be elected; who will share the patronage of
+Ireland proportionally among the two parties, and give to just and
+liberal laws the same vigour of execution which has hitherto been
+reserved only for decrees of tyranny, and the enactments of
+oppression. The injustice and hardship of supporting two Churches
+must be put out of sight, if it cannot or ought not to be cured.
+The political economist, the moralist, and the satirist, must
+combine to teach moderation and superintendence to the great Irish
+proprietors. Public talk and clamour may do something for the poor
+Irish, as it did for the slaves in the West Indies. Ireland will
+become more quiet under such treatment, and then more rich, more
+comfortable, and more civilised; and the horrid spectacle of folly
+and tyranny, which it at present exhibits, may in time be removed
+from the eyes of Europe.
+
+There are two eminent Irishmen now in the House of Commons--Lord
+Castlereagh and Mr. Canning--who will subscribe to the justness of
+every syllable we have said upon this subject, and who have it in
+their power, by making it the condition of their remaining in
+office, to liberate their native country, and raise it to its just
+rank among the nations of the earth. Yet the Court buys them over,
+year after year, by the pomp and perquisites of office; and year
+after year they come into the House of Commons, feeling deeply, and
+describing powerfully, the injuries of five millions of their
+countrymen--and CONTINUE members of a government that inflicts those
+evils, under the pitiful delusion that it is not a Cabinet Question,
+as if the scratchings and quarrellings of Kings and Queens could
+alone cement politicians together in indissoluble unity, while the
+fate and torture of one-third of the empire might be complimented
+away from one minister to another, without the smallest breach in
+their Cabinet alliance. Politicians, at least honest politicians,
+should be very flexible and accommodating in little things, very
+rigid and inflexible in great things. And is this NOT a great
+thing? Who has painted it in finer and more commanding eloquence
+than Mr. Canning? Who has taken a more sensible and statesmanlike
+view of our miserable and cruel policy than Lord Castlereagh? You
+would think, to hear them, that the same planet could not contain
+them and the oppressors of their country--perhaps not the same solar
+system. Yet for money, claret, and patronage, they lend their
+countenance, assistance, and friendship to the Ministers who are the
+stern and inflexible enemies to the emancipation of Ireland!
+
+Thank God that all is not profligacy and corruption in the history
+of that devoted people--and that the name of Irishman does not
+always carry with it the idea of the oppressor or the oppressed--the
+plunderer or the plundered--the tyrant or the slave! Great men
+hallow a whole people, and lift up all who live in their time. What
+Irishman does not feel proud that he has lived in the days of
+GRATTAN? who has not turned to him for comfort, from the false
+friends and open enemies of Ireland? who did not remember him in the
+days of its burnings and wastings and murders? No Government ever
+dismayed him--the world could not bribe him--he thought only of
+Ireland--lived for no other object--dedicated to her his beautiful
+fancy, his elegant wit, his manly courage, and all the splendour of
+his astonishing eloquence. He was so born and so gifted that
+poetry, forensic skill, elegant literature, and all the highest
+attainments of human genius were within his reach; but he thought
+the noblest occupation of a man was to make other men happy and
+free; and in that straight line he went on for fifty years, without
+one side-look, without one yielding thought, without one motive in
+his heart which he might not have laid open to the view of God and
+man. He is gone!--but there is not a single day of his honest life
+of which every good Irishman would not be more proud than of the
+whole political existence of his countrymen--the annual deserters
+and betrayers of their native land.
+
+
+
+MOORE'S CAPTAIN ROCK.
+
+
+
+Memoirs of Captain Rock, the celebrated Irish Chieftain; with some
+Account of his Ancestors. Written by Himself. Fourth Edition.
+12mo. London, 1824.
+
+This agreeable and witty book is generally supposed to have been
+written by Mr. Thomas Moore, a gentleman of small stature, but full
+of genius, and a steady friend of all that is honourable and just.
+He has here borrowed the name of a celebrated Irish leader, to
+typify that spirit of violence and insurrection which is necessarily
+generated by systematic oppression, and rudely avenges its crimes;
+and the picture he has drawn of its prevalence in that unhappy
+country is at once piteous and frightful. Its effect in exciting
+our horror and indignation is in the long run increased, we think--
+though at first it may seem counteracted--by the tone of levity, and
+even jocularity, under which he has chosen to veil the deep sarcasm
+and substantial terrors of his story. We smile at first, and are
+amused, and wonder, as we proceed, that the humorous narrative
+should produce conviction and pity--shame, abhorrence, and despair.
+
+England seems to have treated Ireland much in the same way as Mrs.
+Brownrigg treated her apprentice--for which Mrs. Brownrigg is hanged
+in the first volume of the Newgate Calendar. Upon the whole, we
+think the apprentice is better off than the Irishman; as Mrs.
+Brownrigg merely starves and beats her, without any attempt to
+prohibit her from going to any shop, or praying at any church her
+apprentice might select: and once or twice, if we remember rightly,
+Brownrigg appears to have felt some compassion. Not so Old England,
+who indulges rather in a steady baseness, uniform brutality, and
+unrelenting oppression.
+
+Let us select from this entertaining little book a short history of
+dear Ireland, such as even some profligate idle member of the House
+of Commons, voting as his master bids him, may perchance throw his
+eye upon, and reflect for a moment upon the iniquity to which he
+lends his support.
+
+For some centuries after the reign of Henry II., the Irish were
+killed like game, by persons qualified or unqualified. Whether dogs
+were used does not appear quite certain, though it is probable they
+were, spaniels as well as pointers; and that, after a regular point
+by Basto, well backed by Ponto and Caesar, Mr. O'Donnel or Mr.
+O'Leary bolted from the thicket, and were bagged by the English
+sportsman. With Henry II. came in tithes, to which, in all
+probability, about one million of lives may have been sacrificed in
+Ireland. In the reign of Edward I. the Irish who were settled near
+the English requested that the benefit of the English laws might be
+extended to them; but the remonstrance of the barons with the
+hesitating king was in substance this: "You have made us a present
+of these wild gentlemen, and we particularly request that no
+measures may be adopted to check us in that full range of tyranny
+and oppression in which we consider the value of such a gift to
+consist. You might as well give us sheep, and prevent us from
+shearing the wool, or roasting the meat." This reasoning prevailed,
+and the Irish were kept to their barbarism, and the barons preserved
+their dive stock.
+
+
+"Read 'Orange faction' (says Captain Rock) here and you have the
+wisdom of our rulers, at the end of near six centuries, in statu
+quo. The grand periodic year of the stoics, at the close of which
+everything was to begin again, and the same events to be all reacted
+in the same order, is, on a miniature scale, represented in the
+history of the English Government in Ireland, every succeeding
+century being but a new revolution of the same follies, the same
+crimes, and the same turbulence that disgraced the former. But
+'Vive l'ennemi!' say I: whoever may suffer by such measures,
+Captain Rock, at least, will prosper.
+
+"And such was the result at the period of which I am speaking. The
+rejection of a petition, so humble and so reasonable, was followed,
+as a matter of course, by one of those daring rebellions into which
+the revenge of an insulted people naturally breaks forth. The
+M'Cartys, the O'Briens, and the other Macs and O's, who have been
+kept on the alert by similar causes ever since, flew to arms under
+the command of a chieftain of my family; and, as the proffered
+HANDLE of the sword had been rejected, made their inexorable masters
+at least feel its EDGE."--(pp. 23-25.)
+
+
+Fifty years afterwards the same request was renewed and refused. Up
+again rose Mac and O, a JUST AND NECESSARY WAR ensued; and after the
+usual murders, the usual chains were replaced upon the Irishry. All
+Irishmen were excluded from every species of office. It was high
+treason to marry with the Irish blood, and highly penal to receive
+the Irish into religious houses. War was waged also against their
+Thomas Moores, Samuel Rogerses, and Walter Scotts, who went about
+the country harping and singing against English oppression. No such
+turbulent guests were to be received. The plan of making them
+poets-laureate, or converting them to loyalty by pensions of 100
+pounds per annum, had not then been thought of. They debarred the
+Irish even from the pleasure of running away, and fixed them to the
+soil like negroes.
+
+
+"I have thus selected," says the historian of Rock, "cursorily and
+at random, a few features of the reigns preceding the Reformation,
+in order to show what good use was made of those three or four
+hundred years in attaching the Irish people to their English
+governors; and by what a gentle course of alternatives they were
+prepared for the inoculation of a new religion, which was now about
+to be attempted upon them by the same skilful and friendly hands.
+
+"Henry VII. appears to have been the first monarch to whom it
+occurred, that matters were not managed exactly as they ought in
+this part of his dominions; and we find him--with a simplicity which
+is still fresh and youthful among our rulers--expressing his
+SURPRISE that his subjects of this land should be so prone to
+faction and rebellion, and that so little advantage had been
+hitherto derived from the acquisitions of his predecessor,
+notwithstanding the fruitfulness and natural advantages of Ireland.
+Surprising, indeed, that a policy, such as we have been describing,
+should not have converted the whole country into a perfect Atlantis
+of happiness--should not have made it like the imaginary island of
+Sir Thomas More, where 'tota insula velut una familia est!'--most
+stubborn, truly, and ungrateful, must that people be, upon whom, up
+to the very hour in which I write, such a long and unvarying course
+of penal laws, confiscations, and Insurrection Acts has been tried,
+without making them in the least degree in love with their rulers.
+
+"Heloise tells her tutor, Abelard, that the correction which he
+inflicted upon her only served to increase the ardour of her
+affection for him; but bayonets and hemp are no such 'amoris
+stimuli.' One more characteristic anecdote of those times and I
+have done. At the battle of Knocktow, in the reign of Henry VII.,
+when that remarkable man, the Earl of Kildare, assisted by the great
+O'Neal and other Irish chiefs, gained a victory over Clanricard of
+Connaught, most important to the English Government, Lord
+Gormanstown, after the battle, in the first insolence of success,
+said, turning to the Earl of Kildare, 'We have now slaughtered our
+enemies, but, to complete the good deed, we must proceed yet
+further, and--cut the throats of those Irish of our own party!' Who
+can wonder that the Rock family were active in those times?"--(pp.
+33, 35.)
+
+Henry VIII. persisted in all these outrages, and aggravated them by
+insulting the prejudices of the people. England is almost the only
+country in the world (even at present) where there is not some
+favourite religious sport, where absurd lies, little bits of cloth,
+feathers, rusty nails, splinters, and other invaluable relics, are
+treasured up, and in defence of which the whole population are
+willing to turn out and perish as one man. Such was the shrine of
+St. Kieran, the whole treasures of which the satellites of that
+corpulent tyrant turned out into the street, pillaged the sacred
+church of Clonmacnoise, scattered the holy nonsense of the priests
+to the winds, and burnt the real and venerable crosier of St.
+Patrick, fresh from the silversmith's shop, and formed of the most
+costly materials. Modern princes change the uniform of regiments;
+Henry changed the religion of kingdoms, and was determined that the
+belief of the Irish should undergo a radical and Protestant
+conversion. With what success this attempt was made, the present
+state of Ireland is sufficient evidence.
+
+"Be not dismayed," said Elizabeth, on hearing that O'Neal meditated
+some designs against her government; "tell my friends, if he arise,
+it will turn to their advantage--THERE WILL BE ESTATES FOR THOSE WHO
+WANT." Soon after this prophetic speech, Munster was destroyed by
+famine and the sword, and near 600,000 acres forfeited to the crown,
+and distributed among Englishmen. Sir Walter Raleigh (the virtuous
+and good) butchered the garrison of Limerick in cold blood, after
+Lord Deputy Gray had selected 700 to be hanged. There were, during
+the reign of Elizabeth, three invasions of Ireland by the Spaniards,
+produced principally by the absurd measures of this princess for the
+reformation of its religion. The Catholic clergy, in consequence of
+these measures, abandoned their cures, the churches fell to ruin,
+and the people were left without any means of instruction. Add to
+these circumstances the murder of M'Mahon, the imprisonment of
+O'Toole and O'Dogherty, and the kidnapping of O'Donnel--all truly
+Anglo-Hibernian proceedings. The execution of the laws was rendered
+detestable and intolerable by the queen's officers of justice. The
+spirit raised by these transactions, besides innumerable smaller
+insurrections gave rise to the great wars of Desmond and Hugh
+O'Neal; which, after they had worn out the ablest generals,
+discomfited the choicest troops, exhausted the treasure, and
+embarrassed the operations of Elizabeth, were terminated by the
+destruction of these two ancient families, and by the confiscation
+of more than half the territorial surface of the island. The last
+two years of O'Neal's wars cost Elizabeth 140,000 pounds per annum,
+though the whole revenue of England at that period fell considerably
+short of 500,000 pounds. Essex, after the destruction of Norris,
+led into Ireland an army of above 20,000 men, which was totally
+baffled and destroyed by Tyrone, within two years of their landing.
+Such was the importance of Irish rebellions two centuries before the
+time in which we live. Sir G. Carew attempted to assassinate the
+Lugan Earl--Mountjoy compelled the Irish rebels to massacre each
+other. In the course of a few months 3,000 men were starved to
+death in Tyrone. Sir Arthur Chichester, Sir Richard Manson, and
+other commanders, saw three children feeding on the flesh of their
+dead mother. Such were the golden days of good Queen Bess!
+
+By the rebellions of Dogherty, in the reign of James I., six
+northern counties were confiscated, amounting to 500,000 acres. In
+the same manner, 64,000 acres were confiscated in Athlone. The
+whole of his confiscations amount to nearly a million acres; and if
+Leland means plantation acres, they constitute a twelfth of the
+whole kingdom according to Newenham, and a tenth according to Sir W.
+Petty. The most shocking and scandalous action in the reign of
+James, was his attack upon the whole property of the province of
+Connaught, which he would have effected, if he had not been bought
+off by a sum greater than he hoped to gain by his iniquity, besides
+the luxury of confiscation. The Irish, during the reign of James
+I., suffered under the DOUBLE evils of a licentious soldiery and a
+religious persecution.
+
+Charles I. took a bribe of 120,000 pounds from his Irish subjects,
+to grant them what in those days were called Graces, but in these
+days would be denominated the Elements of Justice. The money was
+paid, but the graces were never granted. One of these graces was
+curious enough: "That the clergy were not to be permitted to keep
+henceforward any private prisons of their own, but delinquents were
+to be committed to the public jails." The idea of a rector, with
+his own private jail full of Dissenters, is the most ludicrous piece
+of tyranny we ever heard of. The troops in the beginning of
+Charles's reign were supported by the weekly fines levied upon the
+Catholics for non-attendance upon established worship. The
+Archbishop of Dublin went himself at the head of a file of
+musketeers, to disperse a Catholic congregation in Dublin--which
+object he effected after a considerable skirmish with the priests.
+"The favourite object" (says Dr. Leland, a Protestant clergyman, and
+dignitary of the Irish Church) "of the Irish Government and the
+English Parliament, was THE UTTER EXTERMINATION of all the Catholic
+inhabitants of Ireland." The great rebellion took place in this
+reign, and Ireland was one scene of blood and cruelty and
+confiscation.
+
+Cromwell began his career in Ireland by massacring for five days the
+garrison of Drogheda, to whom quarter had been promised. Two
+millions and a half of acres were confiscated. Whole towns were put
+up in lots, and sold. The Catholics were banished from three-
+fourths of the kingdom, and confined to Connaught. After a certain
+day, every Catholic found out of Connaught was to be punished with
+death. Fleetwood complains peevishly "that the people DO NOT
+TRANSPORT READILY," but adds, "IT IS DOUBTLESS A WORK IN WHICH THE
+LORD WILL APPEAR." Ten thousand Irish were sent as recruits to the
+Spanish army.
+
+
+"Such was Cromwell's way of settling the affairs of Ireland; and if
+a nation IS to be ruined, this method is, perhaps, as good as any.
+It is, at least, more humane than the slow, lingering process of
+exclusion, disappointment, and degradation, by which their hearts
+are worn out under more specious forms of tyranny; and that talent
+of despatch which Moliere attributes to one of his physicians is no
+ordinary merit in a practitioner like Cromwell: --"C'est un homme
+expeditif, qui aime a depecher ses malades; et quand on a mourir,
+cela se fait avec lui le plus vite du monde." A certain military
+Duke, who complains that Ireland is but half conquered, would, no
+doubt, upon an emergency, try his hand in the same line of practice,
+and, like that 'stern hero' Mirmillo, in the Dispensary,
+
+
+"While others meanly take whole months to slay,
+Despatch the grateful patient in a day!"
+
+
+"Among other amiable enactments against the Catholics at this
+period, the price of five pounds was set on the head of a Romish
+priest, being exactly the same sum offered by the same legislators
+for the head of a wolf. The Athenians, we are told, encouraged the
+destruction of wolves by a similar reward (five drachms); but it
+does not appear that these heathens bought up the heads of priests
+at the same rate, such zeal in the cause of religion being reserved
+for times of Christianity and Protestantism."--(pp. 97-99.)
+
+
+Nothing can show more strongly the light in which the Irish were
+held by Cromwell than the correspondence with Henry Cromwell
+respecting the peopling of Jamaica from Ireland. Secretary Thurloe
+sends to Henry, the Lord Deputy in Ireland, to inform him that "a
+stock of Irish girls and Irish young men are wanting for the
+peopling of Jamaica." The answer of Henry Cromwell is as follows:-
+"Concerning the supply of young men, although we must use force in
+taking them up, YET IT BEING SO MUCH FOR THEIR OWN GOOD, and likely
+to be of so great advantage to the public, it is not the least
+doubted but that you may have such a number of them as you may think
+fit to make use of on this account.
+
+"I shall not need repeat anything respecting the girls, not doubting
+to answer your expectations to the full IN THAT; and I think it
+might be of like advantage to your affairs there and ours here if
+you should think fit to send 1,500 or 2,000 boys to the place above
+mentioned. WE CAN WELL SPARE THEM; and who knows but that it may be
+the means of making them Englishmen--I mean, rather, Christians? As
+for the girls, I suppose you will make provisions of clothes, and
+other accommodations for them." Upon this, Thurloe informs Henry
+Cromwell that the council have voted 4,000 GIRLS, AND AS MANY BOYS,
+to go to Jamaica.
+
+Every Catholic priest found in Ireland was hanged, and five pounds
+paid to the informer.
+
+
+"About the years 1652 and 1653," says Colonel Lawrence, in his
+Interests of Ireland, "the plague and famine had so swept away whole
+counties, that a man might travel twenty or thirty miles and not see
+a living creature, either man, or beast, or bird, they being all
+dead, or had quitted those desolate places. Our soldiers would tell
+stories of the places where they saw smoke--it was so rare to see
+either smoke by day or fire or candle by night." In this manner did
+the Irish live and die under Cromwell, suffering by the sword,
+famine, pestilence, and persecution, beholding the confiscation of a
+kingdom and the banishment of a race. "So that there perished,"
+says Sir W. Petty, "in the year 1641, 650,000 human beings, whose
+bloods somebody must atone for to God and the King!"
+
+In the reign of Charles II., by the Act of Settlement, four millions
+and a half of acres were for ever taken from the Irish. "This
+country," says the Earl of Essex, Lord Lieutenant in 1675, "has been
+perpetually rent and torn since his Majesty's restoration. I can
+compare it to nothing better than the flinging the reward on the
+death of a deer among the pack of hounds, where every one pulls and
+tears where he can for himself." All wool grown in Ireland was, by
+Act of Parliament, compelled to be sold to England; and Irish cattle
+were excluded from England. The English, however, were pleased to
+accept 30,000 head of cattle, sent as a gift from Ireland to the
+sufferers in the great fire! and the first day of the Sessions,
+after this act of munificence, the Parliament passed fresh acts of
+exclusion against the productions of that country.
+
+
+"Among the many anomalous situations in which the Irish have been
+placed, by those 'marriage vows, false as dicers' oaths,' which bind
+their country to England, the dilemma in which they found themselves
+at the Revolution was not the less perplexing or cruel. If they
+were loyal to the King de jure, they were hanged by the King de
+facto; and if they escaped with life from the King de facto, it was
+but to be plundered and proscribed by the King de jure afterwards.
+
+
+"'Hac gener atque socer coeant mercede suorum.'--VIRGIL.
+
+"'In a manner so summary, prompt, and high mettled,
+Twixt father and son-in-law matters were settled.'
+
+
+"In fact, most of the outlawries in Ireland were for treason
+committed the very day on which the Prince and Princess of Orange
+accepted the crown in the Banqueting-house; though the news of this
+event could not possibly have reached the other side of the Channel
+on the same day, and the Lord-Lieutenant of King James, with an army
+to enforce obedience, was at that time in actual possession of the
+government, so little was common sense consulted, or the mere
+decency of forms observed, by that rapacious spirit, which nothing
+less than the confiscation of the whole island could satisfy; and
+which having, in the reign of James I. and at the Restoration,
+despoiled the natives of no less than ten millions six hundred and
+thirty-six thousand eight hundred and thirty-seven acres, now added
+to its plunder one million sixty thousand seven hundred and ninety-
+two acres more, being the amount altogether (according to Lord
+Clare's calculation) of the whole superficial contents of the
+island!
+
+"Thus, not only had ALL Ireland suffered confiscation in the course
+of this century, but no inconsiderable portion of it had been twice
+and even thrice confiscated. Well might Lord Clare say, 'that the
+situation of the Irish nation, at the Revolution, stands
+unparalleled in the history of the inhabited world.'" (pp. 111-
+113.)
+
+
+By the Articles of Limerick, the Irish were promised the free
+exercise of their religion; but from that period to the year 1788,
+every year produced some fresh penalty against that religion, some
+liberty was abridged, some right impaired, or some suffering
+increased. By acts in King William's reign, they were prevented
+from being solicitors. No Catholic was allowed to marry a
+Protestant; and any Catholic who sent a son to Catholic countries
+for education was to forfeit all his lands. In the reign of Queen
+Anne, any son of a Catholic who chose to turn Protestant got
+possession of the father's estate. No Papist was allowed to
+purchase freehold property, or to take a lease for more than thirty
+years. If a Protestant dies intestate, the estate is to go to the
+next PROTESTANT heir, though all to the tenth generation should be
+Catholic. In the same manner, if a Catholic dies intestate, his
+estate is to go to the next Protestant. No Papist is to dwell in
+Limerick or Galway. No Papist is to take an annuity for life. The
+widow of a Papist turning Protestant to have a portion of the
+chattels of deceased in spite of any will. Every Papist teaching
+schools to be presented as a regular Popish convict. Prices of
+catching Catholic priests, from 50s. to 10 pounds, according to
+rank. Papists are to answer all questions respecting other Papists,
+or to be committed to jail for twelve months. No trust to be
+undertaken for Papists. No Papist to be on Grand Juries. Some
+notion may be formed of the spirit of those times, from an order of
+the House of Commons, "that the Sergeant-at-Arms should take into
+custody all Papists that should presume to come into THE GALLERY!"
+(Commons' Journal, vol. iii., fol. 976.) During this reign the
+English Parliament legislated as absolutely for Ireland as they do
+now for Rutlandshire, an evil not to be complained of, if they had
+done it as justly. In the reign of George I., the horses of Papists
+were seized for the militia, and rode by Protestants; towards which
+the Catholics paid double, and were compelled to find Protestant
+substitutes. They were prohibited from voting at vestries, or being
+high or petty constables. An act of the English Parliament in this
+reign opens as follows: --"Whereas attempts have been lately made to
+shake off the subjection of Ireland to the Imperial Crown of these
+realms, be it enacted," etc. etc. In the reign of George II. four-
+sixths of the population were cut off from the right of voting at
+elections by the necessity under which they were placed of taking
+the oath of supremacy. Barristers and solicitors marrying Catholics
+are exposed to all the penalties of Catholics. Persons robbed by
+privateers during a war with a Catholic State are to be indemnified
+by a levy on the Catholic inhabitants of the neighbourhood. All
+marriages between Catholics and Protestants are annulled. All
+Popish priests celebrating them are to be hanged. "This system"
+(says Arthur Young) "has no other tendency than that of driving out
+of the kingdom all the personal wealth of the Catholics, and
+extinguishing their industry within it; and the face of the country,
+every object which presents itself to travellers, tells him how
+effectually this has been done."--Young's Tour in Ireland, vol. ii.,
+p. 48.
+
+
+Such is the history of Ireland--for we are now at our own times; and
+the only remaining question is, whether the system of improvement
+and conciliation begun in the reign of George III. shall be pursued,
+and the remaining incapacities of the Catholics removed, or all
+these concessions be made insignificant by an adherence to that
+spirit of proscription which they professed to abolish? Looking to
+the sense and reason of the thing, and to the ordinary working of
+humanity and justice, when assisted, as they are here, by self-
+interest and worldly policy, it might seem absurd to doubt of the
+result. But looking to the facts and the persons by which we are
+now surrounded, we are constrained to say that we greatly fear that
+these incapacities never will be removed till they are removed by
+fear. What else, indeed, can we expect when we see them opposed by
+such enlightened men as Mr. Peel--faintly assisted by men of such
+admirable genius as Mr. Canning--when Royal Dukes consider it as a
+compliment to the memory of their father to continue this miserable
+system of bigotry and exclusion, when men act ignominiously and
+contemptibly on this question, who do so on no other question, when
+almost the only persons zealously opposed to this general baseness
+and fatuity are a few Whigs and Reviewers, or here and there a
+virtuous poet like Mr. Moore? We repeat again, that the measure
+never will be effected but by fear. In the midst of one of our just
+and necessary wars, the Irish Catholics will compel this country to
+grant them a great deal more than they at present require or even
+contemplate. We regret most severely the protraction of the
+disease, and the danger of the remedy; but in this way it is that
+human affairs are carried on!
+
+We are sorry we have nothing for which to praise Administration on
+the subject of the Catholic question, but it is but justice to say,
+that they have been very zealous and active in detecting fiscal
+abuses in Ireland, in improving mercantile regulations, and in
+detecting Irish jobs. The commission on which Mr. Wallace presided
+has been of the greatest possible utility, and does infinite credit
+to the Government. The name of Mr. Wallace in any commission has
+now become a pledge to the public that there is a real intention to
+investigate and correct abuse. He stands in the singular
+predicament of being equally trusted by the rulers and the ruled.
+It is a new era in Government when such men are called into action;
+and if there were not proclaimed and fatal limits to that
+ministerial liberality, which, so far as it goes, we welcome without
+a grudge and praise without a sneer, we might yet hope that, for the
+sake of mere consistency, they might be led to falsify our
+forebodings. But alas! there are motives more immediate, and
+therefore irresistible; and the time is not yet come when it will be
+believed easier to govern Ireland by the love of the many than by
+the power of the few, when the paltry and dangerous machinery of
+bigoted faction and prostituted patronage may be dispensed with, and
+the vessel of the State be propelled by the natural current of
+popular interests and the breath of popular applause. In the
+meantime, we cannot resist the temptation of gracing our conclusion
+with the following beautiful passage, in which the author alludes to
+the hopes that were raised at another great era of partial
+concession and liberality, that of the revolution of 1782, when,
+also, benefits were conferred which proved abortive because they
+were incomplete, and balm poured into the wound, where the envenomed
+shaft was yet left to rankle.
+
+
+"And here," says the gallant Captain Rock, "as the free confession
+of weakness constitutes the chief charm and use of biography, I will
+candidly own that the dawn of prosperity and concord which I now saw
+breaking over the fortunes of my country, so dazzled and deceived my
+youthful eyes, and so unsettled every hereditary notion of what I
+owed to my name and family, that--shall I confess it--I even hailed
+with pleasure the prospects of peace and freedom that seemed opening
+around me; nay, was ready, in the boyish enthusiasm of the moment,
+to sacrifice all my own personal interest in all future riots and
+rebellions to the one bright, seducing object of my country's
+liberty and repose.
+
+"When I contemplated such a man as the venerable Charlemont, whose
+nobility was to the people like a fort over a valley, elevated above
+them solely for their defence; who introduced the polish of the
+courtier into the camp of the freeman, and served his country with
+all that pure Platonic devotion which a true knight in the time of
+chivalry proffered to his mistress; when I listened to the eloquence
+of Grattan, the very music of freedom, her first fresh matin song,
+after a long night of slavery, degradation, and sorrow; when I saw
+the bright offerings which he brought to the shrine of his country--
+wisdom, genius, courage, and patience, invigorated and embellished
+by all those social and domestic virtues, without which the loftiest
+talents stand isolated in the moral waste around them, like the
+pillars of Palmyra towering in a wilderness!--when I reflected on
+all this, it not only disheartened me for the mission of discord
+which I had undertaken, but made me secretly hope that it might be
+rendered unnecessary; and that a country which could produce such
+men and achieve such a revolution, might yet--in spite of the joint
+efforts of the Government and my family--take her rank in the scale
+of nations, and be happy!
+
+"My father, however, who saw the momentary dazzle by which I was
+affected, soon drew me out of this false light of hope in which I
+lay basking, and set the truth before me in a way but too convincing
+and ominous. 'Be not deceived, boy,' he would say, 'by the
+fallacious appearances before you. Eminently great and good as is
+the man to whom Ireland owes this short era of glory, OUR work,
+believe me, will last longer than his. We have a power on our side
+that "will not willingly let us die;" and, long after Grattan shall
+have disappeared from earth like that arrow shot into the clouds by
+Alcestes, effecting nothing, but leaving a long train of light
+behind him, the family of the ROCKS will continue to flourish in all
+their native glory, upheld by the ever-watchful care of the
+Legislature, and fostered by that "nursing-mother of Liberty," the
+Church.'"
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg eText Peter Plymley's Letters etc.
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