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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Six Short Plays, Complete, by John Galsworthy
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: Six Short Plays, Complete
+
+Author: John Galsworthy
+
+Release Date: October 27, 2006 [EBook #5060]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SIX SHORT PLAYS, COMPLETE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+SIX SHORT PLAYS OF GALSWORTHY
+
+By John Galsworthy
+
+
+ Contents:
+
+ The First and The Last
+ The Little Man
+ Hall-marked
+ Defeat
+ The Sun
+ Punch and Go
+
+
+
+
+THE FIRST AND THE LAST
+
+A DRAMA IN THREE SCENES
+
+
+
+
+PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+KEITH DARRANT, K.C.
+LARRY DARRANT, His Brother.
+WANDA.
+
+
+
+SCENE I. KEITH'S Study.
+
+SCENE II. WANDA's Room.
+
+SCENE III. The Same.
+
+Between SCENE I. and SCENE II.--Thirty hours.
+Between SCENE II. and SCENE III.--Two months.
+
+
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+It is six o'clock of a November evening, in KEITH DARRANT'S
+study. A large, dark-curtained room where the light from a single
+reading-lamp falling on Turkey carpet, on books beside a large
+armchair, on the deep blue-and-gold coffee service, makes a sort of
+oasis before a log fire. In red Turkish slippers and an old brown
+velvet coat, KEITH DARRANT sits asleep. He has a dark, clean-cut,
+clean-shaven face, dark grizzling hair, dark twisting eyebrows.
+
+ [The curtained door away out in the dim part of the room behind
+ him is opened so softly that he does not wake. LARRY DARRANT
+ enters and stands half lost in the curtain over the door. A
+ thin figure, with a worn, high cheek-boned face, deep-sunk blue
+ eyes and wavy hair all ruffled--a face which still has a certain
+ beauty. He moves inwards along the wall, stands still again and
+ utters a gasping sigh. KEITH stirs in his chair.]
+
+KEITH. Who's there?
+
+LARRY. [In a stifled voice] Only I--Larry.
+
+KEITH. [Half-waked] Come in! I was asleep. [He does not turn his
+head, staring sleepily at the fire.]
+
+ The sound of LARRY's breathing can be heard.
+
+ [Turning his head a little] Well, Larry, what is it?
+
+ LARRY comes skirting along the wall, as if craving its support,
+ outside the radius of the light.
+
+ [Staring] Are you ill?
+
+ LARRY stands still again and heaves a deep sigh.
+
+KEITH. [Rising, with his back to the fire, and staring at his
+brother] What is it, man? [Then with a brutality born of nerves
+suddenly ruffled] Have you committed a murder that you stand there
+like a fish?
+
+LARRY. [In a whisper] Yes, Keith.
+
+KEITH. [With vigorous disgust] By Jove! Drunk again! [In a
+voice changed by sudden apprehension] What do you mean by coming
+here in this state? I told you---- If you weren't my brother----!
+Come here, where I can we you! What's the matter with you, Larry?
+
+ [With a lurch LARRY leaves the shelter of the wall and sinks into
+ a chair in the circle of light.]
+
+LARRY. It's true.
+
+ [KEITH steps quickly forward and stares down into his brother's
+ eyes, where is a horrified wonder, as if they would never again
+ get on terms with his face.]
+
+KEITH. [Angry, bewildered-in a low voice] What in God's name is
+this nonsense?
+
+ [He goes quickly over to the door and draws the curtain aside, to
+ see that it is shut, then comes back to LARRY, who is huddling
+ over the fire.]
+
+Come, Larry! Pull yourself together and drop exaggeration! What on
+earth do you mean?
+
+LARRY. [In a shrill outburst] It's true, I tell you; I've killed a
+man.
+
+KEITH. [Bracing himself; coldly] Be quiet!
+
+ LARRY lifts his hands and wrings them.
+
+[Utterly taken aback] Why come here and tell me this?
+
+LARRY. Whom should I tell, Keith? I came to ask what I'm to do--
+give myself up, or what?
+
+KEITH. When--when--what----?
+
+LARRY. Last night.
+
+KEITH. Good God! How? Where? You'd better tell me quietly from
+the beginning. Here, drink this coffee; it'll clear your head.
+
+ He pours out and hands him a cup of coffee. LARRY drinks it
+ off.
+
+LARRY. My head! Yes! It's like this, Keith--there's a girl----
+
+KEITH. Women! Always women, with you! Well?
+
+LARRY. A Polish girl. She--her father died over here when she was
+sixteen, and left her all alone. There was a mongrel living in the
+same house who married her--or pretended to. She's very pretty,
+Keith. He left her with a baby coming. She lost it, and nearly
+starved. Then another fellow took her on, and she lived with him two
+years, till that brute turned up again and made her go back to him.
+He used to beat her black and blue. He'd left her again when--I met
+her. She was taking anybody then. [He stops, passes his hand over
+his lips, looks up at KEITH, and goes on defiantly] I never met a
+sweeter woman, or a truer, that I swear. Woman! She's only twenty
+now! When I went to her last night, that devil had found her out
+again. He came for me--a bullying, great, hulking brute. Look!
+[He touches a dark mark on his forehead] I took his ugly throat, and
+when I let go--[He stops and his hands drop.]
+
+KEITH. Yes?
+
+LARRY. [In a smothered voice] Dead, Keith. I never knew till
+afterwards that she was hanging on to him--to h-help me. [Again he
+wrings his hands.]
+
+KEITH. [In a hard, dry voice] What did you do then?
+
+LARRY. We--we sat by it a long time.
+
+KEITH. Well?
+
+LARRY. Then I carried it on my back down the street, round a corner,
+to an archway.
+
+KEITH. How far?
+
+LARRY. About fifty yards.
+
+KEITH. Was--did anyone see?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. What time?
+
+LARRY. Three in the morning.
+
+KEITH. And then?
+
+LARRY. Went back to her.
+
+KEITH. Why--in heaven's name?
+
+LARRY. She way lonely and afraid. So was I, Keith.
+
+KEITH. Where is this place?
+
+LARRY. Forty-two Borrow Square, Soho.
+
+KEITH. And the archway?
+
+LARRY. Corner of Glove Lane.
+
+KEITH. Good God! Why, I saw it in the paper this morning. They
+were talking of it in the Courts! [He snatches the evening paper
+from his armchair, and runs it over anal reads] Here it is again.
+"Body of a man was found this morning under an archway in Glove Lane.
+From marks about the throat grave suspicion of foul play are
+entertained. The body had apparently been robbed." My God!
+[Suddenly he turns] You saw this in the paper and dreamed it.
+D'you understand, Larry?--you dreamed it.
+
+LARRY. [Wistfully] If only I had, Keith!
+
+ [KEITH makes a movement of his hands almost like his brother's.]
+
+KEITH. Did you take anything from the-body?
+
+LARRY. [Drawing au envelope from his pocket] This dropped out while
+we were struggling.
+
+KEITH. [Snatching it and reading] "Patrick Walenn"--Was that his
+name? "Simon's Hotel, Farrier Street, London." [Stooping, he puts it
+in the fire] No!--that makes me----[He bends to pluck it out, stays
+his hand, and stamps it suddenly further in with his foot] What in
+God's name made you come here and tell me? Don't you know I'm--I'm
+within an ace of a Judgeship?
+
+LARRY. [Simply] Yes. You must know what I ought to do. I didn't,
+mean to kill him, Keith. I love the girl--I love her. What shall I
+do?
+
+KEITH. Love!
+
+LARRY. [In a flash] Love!--That swinish brute! A million creatures
+die every day, and not one of them deserves death as he did. But but
+I feel it here. [Touching his heart] Such an awful clutch, Keith.
+Help me if you can, old man. I may be no good, but I've never hurt a
+fly if I could help it. [He buries his face in his hands.]
+
+KEITH. Steady, Larry! Let's think it out. You weren't seen, you
+say?
+
+LARRY. It's a dark place, and dead night.
+
+KEITH. When did you leave the girl again?
+
+LARRY. About seven.
+
+KEITH. Where did you go?
+
+LARRY. To my rooms.
+
+KEITH. To Fitzroy Street?
+
+LARRY. Yes.
+
+KEITH. What have you done since?
+
+LARRY. Sat there--thinking.
+
+KEITH. Not been out?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Not seen the girl?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head.]
+
+Will she give you away?
+
+LARRY. Never.
+
+KEITH. Or herself hysteria?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Who knows of your relations with her?
+
+LARRY. No one.
+
+KEITH. No one?
+
+LARRY. I don't know who should, Keith.
+
+KEITH. Did anyone see you go in last night, when you first went to
+her?
+
+LARRY. No. She lives on the ground floor. I've got keys.
+
+KEITH. Give them to me.
+
+ LARRY takes two keys from his pocket and hands them to his
+ brother.
+
+LARRY. [Rising] I can't be cut off from her!
+
+KEITH. What! A girl like that?
+
+LARRY. [With a flash] Yes, a girl like that.
+
+KEITH. [Moving his hand to put down old emotion] What else have you
+that connects you with her?
+
+LARRY. Nothing.
+
+KEITH. In your rooms?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head.]
+
+Photographs? Letters?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Sure?
+
+LARRY. Nothing.
+
+KEITH. No one saw you going back to her?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head. ]
+Nor leave in the morning? You can't be certain.
+
+LARRY. I am.
+
+KEITH. You were fortunate. Sit down again, man. I must think.
+
+ He turns to the fire and leans his elbows on the mantelpiece and
+ his head on his hands. LARRY Sits down again obediently.
+
+KEITH. It's all too unlikely. It's monstrous!
+
+LARRY. [Sighing it out] Yes.
+
+KEITH. This Walenn--was it his first reappearance after an absence?
+
+LARRY. Yes.
+
+KEITH. How did he find out where she was?
+
+LARRY. I don't know.
+
+KEITH. [Brutally] How drunk were you?
+
+LARRY. I was not drunk.
+
+KEITH. How much had you drunk, then?
+
+LARRY. A little claret--nothing!
+
+KEITH. You say you didn't mean to kill him.
+
+LARRY. God knows.
+
+KEITH. That's something.
+
+LARRY. He hit me. [He holds up his hands] I didn't know I was so
+strong.
+
+KEITH. She was hanging on to him, you say?--That's ugly.
+
+LARRY. She was scared for me.
+
+KEITH. D'you mean she--loves you?
+
+LARRY. [Simply] Yes, Keith.
+
+KEITH. [Brutally] Can a woman like that love?
+
+LARRY. [Flashing out] By God, you are a stony devil! Why not?
+
+KEITH. [Dryly] I'm trying to get at truth. If you want me to help,
+I must know everything. What makes you think she's fond of you?
+
+LARRY. [With a crazy laugh] Oh, you lawyer! Were you never in a
+woman's arms?
+
+KEITH. I'm talking of love.
+
+LARRY. [Fiercely] So am I. I tell you she's devoted. Did you ever
+pick up a lost dog? Well, she has the lost dog's love for me. And I
+for her; we picked each other up. I've never felt for another woman
+what I feel for her--she's been the saving of me!
+
+KEITH. [With a shrug] What made you choose that archway?
+
+LARRY. It was the first dark place.
+
+KEITH. Did his face look as if he'd been strangled?
+
+LARRY. Don't!
+
+KEITH. Did it?
+
+ [LARRY bows his head.]
+
+Very disfigured?
+
+LARRY. Yes.
+
+KEITH. Did you look to see if his clothes were marked?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Why not?
+
+LARRY. [In an outburst] I'm not made of iron, like you. Why not?
+If you had done it----!
+
+KEITH. [Holding up his hand] You say he was disfigured. Would he
+be recognisable?
+
+LARRY. [Wearily] I don't know.
+
+KEITH. When she lived with him last--where was that?
+
+LARRY. In Pimlico, I think.
+
+KEITH. Not Soho?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head.]
+
+How long has she been at this Soho place?
+
+LARRY. Nearly a year.
+
+KEITH. Living this life?
+
+LARRY. Till she met me.
+
+KEITH. Till, she met you? And you believe----?
+
+LARRY. [Starting up] Keith!
+
+KEITH. [Again raising his hand] Always in the same rooms?
+
+LARRY. [Subsiding] Yes.
+
+KEITH. What was he? A professional bully?
+
+ [LARRY nods.]
+
+Spending most of his time abroad, I suppose.
+
+LARRY. I think so.
+
+KEITH. Can you say if he was known to the police?
+
+LARRY. I've never heard.
+
+ KEITH turns away and walks up and down; then, stopping at
+ LARRY's chair, he speaks.
+
+KEITH. Now listen, Larry. When you leave here, go straight home,
+and stay there till I give you leave to go out again. Promise.
+
+LARRY. I promise.
+
+KEITH. Is your promise worth anything?
+
+LARRY. [With one of his flashes] "Unstable as water, he shall not
+excel!"
+
+KEITH. Exactly. But if I'm to help you, you must do as I say.
+I must have time to think this out. Have you got money?
+
+LARRY. Very little.
+
+KEITH. [Grimly] Half-quarter day--yes, your quarter's always spent
+by then. If you're to get away--never mind, I can manage the money.
+
+LARRY. [Humbly] You're very good, Keith; you've always been very
+good to me--I don't know why.
+
+KEITH. [Sardonically] Privilege of A brother. As it happens, I'm
+thinking of myself and our family. You can't indulge yourself in
+killing without bringing ruin. My God! I suppose you realise that
+you've made me an accessory after the fact--me, King's counsel--sworn
+to the service of the Law, who, in a year or two, will have the
+trying of cases like yours! By heaven, Larry, you've surpassed
+yourself!
+
+LARRY. [Bringing out a little box] I'd better have done with it.
+
+KErra. You fool! Give that to me.
+
+LARRY. [With a strange smite] No. [He holds up a tabloid between
+finger and thumb] White magic, Keith! Just one--and they may do
+what they like to you, and you won't know it. Snap your fingers at
+all the tortures. It's a great comfort! Have one to keep by you?
+
+KEITH. Come, Larry! Hand it over.
+
+LARRY. [Replacing the box] Not quite! You've never killed a man,
+you see. [He gives that crazy laugh.] D'you remember that hammer
+when we were boys and you riled me, up in the long room? I had luck
+then. I had luck in Naples once. I nearly killed a driver for
+beating his poor brute of a horse. But now--! My God! [He covers
+his face.]
+
+ KEITH touched, goes up and lays a hand on his shoulder.
+
+KEITH. Come, Larry! Courage!
+
+ LARRY looks up at him.
+
+LARRY. All right, Keith; I'll try.
+
+KEITH. Don't go out. Don't drink. Don't talk. Pull yourself
+together!
+
+LARRY. [Moving towards the door] Don't keep me longer than you can
+help, Keith.
+
+KEITH. No, no. Courage!
+
+ LARRY reaches the door, turns as if to say something-finds no
+ words, and goes.
+
+[To the fire] Courage! My God! I shall need it!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+ At out eleven o'clock the following night an WANDA'S room on the
+ ground floor in Soho. In the light from one close-shaded
+ electric bulb the room is but dimly visible. A dying fire burns
+ on the left. A curtained window in the centre of the back wall.
+ A door on the right. The furniture is plush-covered and
+ commonplace, with a kind of shabby smartness. A couch, without
+ back or arms, stands aslant, between window and fire.
+
+ [On this WANDA is sitting, her knees drawn up under her, staring
+ at the embers. She has on only her nightgown and a wrapper over
+ it; her bare feet are thrust into slippers. Her hands are
+ crossed and pressed over her breast. She starts and looks up,
+ listening. Her eyes are candid and startled, her face alabaster
+ pale, and its pale brown hair, short and square-cut, curls
+ towards her bare neck. The startled dark eyes and the faint
+ rose of her lips are like colour-staining on a white mask.]
+
+ [Footsteps as of a policeman, very measured, pass on the
+ pavement outside, and die away. She gets up and steals to the
+ window, draws one curtain aside so that a chink of the night is
+ seen. She opens the curtain wider, till the shape of a bare,
+ witch-like tree becomes visible in the open space of the little
+ Square on the far side of the road. The footsteps are heard
+ once more coming nearer. WANDA closes the curtains and cranes
+ back. They pass and die again. She moves away and looking down
+ at the floor between door and couch, as though seeing something
+ there; shudders; covers her eyes; goes back to the couch and
+ down again just as before, to stare at the embers. Again she is
+ startled by noise of the outer door being opened. She springs
+ up, runs and turns the light by a switch close to the door. By
+ the glimmer of the fire she can just be seen standing by the
+ dark window-curtains, listening. There comes the sound of
+ subdued knocking on her door. She stands in breathless terror.
+ The knocking is repeated. The sound of a latchkey in the door
+ is heard. Her terror leaves her. The door opens; a man enters
+ in a dark, fur overcoat.]
+
+WANDA. [In a voice of breathless relief, with a rather foreign
+accent] Oh! it's you, Larry! Why did you knock? I was so
+frightened. Come in! [She crosses quickly, and flings her arms
+round his neck] [Recoiling--in a terror-stricken whisper] Oh! Who
+is it?
+
+KEITH. [In a smothered voice] A friend of Larry's. Don't be
+frightened.
+
+ She has recoiled again to the window; and when he finds the
+ switch and turns the light up, she is seen standing there
+ holding her dark wrapper up to her throat, so that her face has
+ an uncanny look of being detached from the body.
+
+[Gently] You needn't be afraid. I haven't come to do you harm--
+quite the contrary. [Holding up the keys] Larry wouldn't have given
+me these, would he, if he hadn't trusted me?
+
+ WANDA does not move, staring like a spirit startled out of the
+ flesh.
+
+[After looking round him] I'm sorry to have startled you.
+
+WANDA. [In a whisper] Who are you, please?
+
+KEITH. Larry's brother.
+
+ WANDA, with a sigh of utter relief, steals forward to the couch
+ and sinks down. KEITH goes up to her.
+
+He'd told me.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping her hands round her knees.] Yes?
+
+KEITH. An awful business!
+
+WANDA. Yes; oh, yes! Awful--it is awful!
+
+KEITH. [Staring round him again.] In this room?
+
+WANDA. Just where you are standing. I see him now, always falling.
+
+KEITH. [Moved by the gentle despair in her voice] You--look very
+young. What's your name?
+
+WANDA. Wanda.
+
+KEITH. Are you fond of Larry?
+
+WANDA. I would die for him!
+
+ [A moment's silence.]
+
+KEITH. I--I've come to see what you can do to save him.
+
+WANDA, [Wistfully] You would not deceive me. You are really his
+brother?
+
+KEITH. I swear it.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping her hands] If I can save him! Won't you sit down?
+
+KEITH. [Drawing up a chair and sitting] This, man, your--your
+husband, before he came here the night before last--how long since
+you saw him?
+
+WANDA. Eighteen month.
+
+KEITH. Does anyone about here know you are his wife?
+
+WANDA. No. I came here to live a bad life. Nobody know me. I am
+quite alone.
+
+KEITH. They've discovered who he was--you know that?
+
+WANDA. No; I have not dared to go out.
+
+KEITH: Well, they have; and they'll look for anyone connected with
+him, of course.
+
+WANDA. He never let people think I was married to him. I don't know
+if I was--really. We went to an office and signed our names; but he
+was a wicked man. He treated many, I think, like me.
+
+KEITH. Did my brother ever see him before?
+
+WANDA. Never! And that man first went for him.
+
+KEITH. Yes. I saw the mark. Have you a servant?
+
+WANDA. No. A woman come at nine in the morning for an hour.
+
+KEITH. Does she know Larry?
+
+WANDA. No. He is always gone.
+
+KEITH. Friends--acquaintances?
+
+WANDA. No; I am verree quiet. Since I know your brother, I see no
+one, sare.
+
+KEITH. [Sharply] Do you mean that?
+
+WANDA. Oh, yes! I love him. Nobody come here but him for a long
+time now.
+
+KEITH. How long?
+
+WANDA. Five month.
+
+KEITH. So you have not been out since----?
+
+ [WANDA shakes her head.]
+
+What have you been doing?
+
+WANDA. [Simply] Crying. [Pressing her hands to her breast] He is
+in danger because of me. I am so afraid for him.
+
+KEITH. [Checking her emotion] Look at me.
+
+ [She looks at him.]
+
+If the worst comes, and this man is traced to you, can you trust
+yourself not to give Larry away?
+
+WANDA. [Rising and pointing to the fire] Look! I have burned all
+the things he have given me--even his picture. Now I have nothing
+from him.
+
+KEITH. [Who has risen too] Good! One more question. Do the police
+know you--because--of your life?
+
+ [She looks at him intently, and shakes her, head.]
+
+You know where Larry lives?
+
+WANDA. Yes.
+
+KEITH. You mustn't go there, and he mustn't come to you.
+
+ [She bows her head; then, suddenly comes close to him.]
+
+WANDA. Please do not take him from me altogether. I will be so
+careful. I will not do anything to hurt him. But if I cannot see
+him sometimes, I shall die. Please do not take him from me.
+
+ [She catches his hand and presses it desperately between her
+ own.]
+
+KEITH. Leave that to me. I'm going to do all I can.
+
+WANDA. [Looking up into his face] But you will be kind?
+
+ Suddenly she bends and kisses his hand. KEITH draws his hand
+ away, and she recoils a little humbly, looking up at him again.
+ Suddenly she stands rigid, listening.
+
+[In a whisper] Listen! Someone--out there!
+
+ She darts past him and turns out the light. There is a knock on
+ the door. They are now close together between door and window.
+
+ [Whispering] Oh! Who is it?
+
+KEITH. [Under his breath] You said no one comes but Larry.
+
+WANDA. Yes, and you have his keys. Oh! if it is Larry! I must open!
+
+ KEITH shrinks back against the wall. WANDA goes to the door.
+
+[Opening the door an inch] Yes? Please? Who?
+
+ A thin streak of light from a bull's-eye lantern outside plays
+ over the wall. A Policeman's voice says: "All right, Miss.
+ Your outer door's open. You ought to keep it shut after dark,
+ you know."
+
+WANDA. Thank you, air.
+
+ [The sound of retreating footsteps, of the outer door closing.
+ WANDA shuts the door.]
+
+A policeman!
+
+KEITH. [Moving from the wall] Curse! I must have left that door.
+[Suddenly-turning up the light] You told me they didn't know you.
+
+WANDA. [Sighing] I did not think they did, sir. It is so long I
+was not out in the town; not since I had Larry.
+
+ KEITH gives her an intent look, then crosses to the fire. He
+ stands there a moment, looking down, then turns to the girl, who
+ has crept back to the couch.
+
+KEITH. [Half to himself] After your life, who can believe---? Look
+here! You drifted together and you'll drift apart, you know. Better
+for him to get away and make a clean cut of it.
+
+WANDA. [Uttering a little moaning sound] Oh, sir! May I not love,
+because I have been bad? I was only sixteen when that man spoiled
+me. If you knew----
+
+KEITH. I'm thinking of Larry. With you, his danger is much greater.
+There's a good chance as things are going. You may wreck it. And
+for what? Just a few months more of--well--you know.
+
+WANDA. [Standing at the head of the couch and touching her eyes with
+her hands] Oh, sir! Look! It is true. He is my life. Don't take
+him away from me.
+
+KEITH. [Moved and restless] You must know what Larry is. He'll
+never stick to you.
+
+WANDA. [Simply] He will, sir.
+
+KEITH. [Energetically] The last man on earth to stick to anything!
+But for the sake of a whim he'll risk his life and the honour of all
+his family. I know him.
+
+WANDA. No, no, you do not. It is I who know him.
+
+KEITH. Now, now! At any moment they may find out your connection
+with that man. So long as Larry goes on with you, he's tied to this
+murder, don't you see?
+
+WANDA. [Coming close to him] But he love me. Oh, sir! he love me!
+
+KEITH. Larry has loved dozens of women.
+
+WANDA. Yes, but----[Her face quivers].
+
+KEITH. [Brusquely] Don't cry! If I give you money, will you
+disappear, for his sake?
+
+WANDA. [With a moan] It will be in the water, then. There will be
+no cruel men there.
+
+KEITH. Ah! First Larry, then you! Come now. It's better for you
+both. A few months, and you'll forget you ever met.
+
+WANDA. [Looking wildly up] I will go if Larry say I must. But not
+to live. No! [Simply] I could not, sir.
+
+ [KEITH, moved, is silent.]
+
+I could not live without Larry. What is left for a girl like me--
+when she once love? It is finish.
+
+KEITH. I don't want you to go back to that life.
+
+WANDA. No; you do not care what I do. Why should you? I tell you I
+will go if Larry say I must.
+
+KEITH. That's not enough. You know that. You must take it out of
+his hands. He will never give up his present for the sake of his
+future. If you're as fond of him as you say, you'll help to save
+him.
+
+WANDA. [Below her breath] Yes! Oh, yes! But do not keep him long
+from me--I beg! [She sinks to the floor and clasps his knees.]
+
+KEITH. Well, well! Get up.
+
+ [There is a tap on the window-pane]
+
+Listen!
+
+ [A faint, peculiar whistle. ]
+
+WANDA. [Springing up] Larry! Oh, thank God!
+
+ [She runs to the door, opens it, and goes out to bring him in.
+ KEITH stands waiting, facing the open doorway.]
+
+ [LARRY entering with WANDA just behind him.]
+
+LARRY. Keith!
+
+KEITH. [Grimly] So much for your promise not to go out!
+
+LARRY. I've been waiting in for you all day. I couldn't stand it
+any longer.
+
+KEITH. Exactly!
+
+LARRY. Well, what's the sentence, brother? Transportation for life
+and then to be fined forty pounds'?
+
+KEITH. So you can joke, can you?
+
+LARRY. Must.
+
+KEITH. A boat leaves for the Argentine the day after to-morrow; you
+must go by it.
+
+LARRY. [Putting his arms round WANDA, who is standing motionless
+with her eyes fixed on him] Together, Keith?
+
+KEITH. You can't go together. I'll send her by the next boat.
+
+LARRY. Swear?
+
+KEITH. Yes. You're lucky they're on a false scent.
+
+LARRY. What?
+
+KEITH. You haven't seen it?
+
+LARRY. I've seen nothing, not even a paper.
+
+KEITH. They've taken up a vagabond who robbed the body. He pawned a
+snake-shaped ring, and they identified this Walenn by it. I've been
+down and seen him charged myself.
+
+LARRY. With murder?
+
+WANDA. [Faintly] Larry!
+
+KEITH. He's in no danger. They always get the wrong man first.
+It'll do him no harm to be locked up a bit--hyena like that. Better
+in prison, anyway, than sleeping out under archways in this weather.
+
+LARRY. What was he like, Keith?
+
+KEITH. A little yellow, ragged, lame, unshaven scarecrow of a chap.
+They were fools to think he could have had the strength.
+
+LARRY. What! [In an awed voice] Why, I saw him--after I left you
+last night.
+
+KEITH. You? Where?
+
+LARRY. By the archway.
+
+KEITH. You went back there?
+
+LARRY. It draws you, Keith.
+
+KErra. You're mad, I think.
+
+LARRY. I talked to him, and he said, "Thank you for this little
+chat. It's worth more than money when you're down." Little grey man
+like a shaggy animal. And a newspaper boy came up and said: "That's
+right, guv'nors! 'Ere's where they found the body--very spot. They
+'yn't got 'im yet."
+
+ [He laughs; and the terrified girl presses herself against him.]
+
+An innocent man!
+
+KEITH. He's in no danger, I tell you. He could never have
+strangled----Why, he hadn't the strength of a kitten. Now, Larry!
+I'll take your berth to-morrow. Here's money [He brings out a pile
+of notes and puts them on the couch] You can make a new life of it
+out there together presently, in the sun.
+
+LARRY. [In a whisper] In the sun! "A cup of wine and thou."
+[Suddenly] How can I, Keith? I must see how it goes with that poor
+devil.
+
+KEITH. Bosh! Dismiss it from your mind; there's not nearly enough
+evidence.
+
+LARRY. Not?
+
+KEITH. No. You've got your chance. Take it like a man.
+
+LARRY. [With a strange smile--to the girl] Shall we, Wanda?
+
+WANDA. Oh, Larry!
+
+LARRY. [Picking the notes up from the couch] Take them back, Keith.
+
+KEITH. What! I tell you no jury would convict; and if they did, no
+judge would hang. A ghoul who can rob a dead body, ought to be in
+prison. He did worse than you.
+
+LARRY. It won't do, Keith. I must see it out.
+
+KEITH. Don't be a fool!
+
+LARRY. I've still got some kind of honour. If I clear out before I
+know, I shall have none--nor peace. Take them, Keith, or I'll put
+them in the fire.
+
+KEITH. [Taking back the notes; bitterly] I suppose I may ask you
+not to be entirely oblivious of our name. Or is that unworthy of
+your honour?
+
+LARRY. [Hanging his head] I'm awfully sorry, Keith; awfully sorry,
+old man.
+
+KEITH. [sternly] You owe it to me--to our name--to our dead mother
+--to do nothing anyway till we see what happens.
+
+LARRY. I know. I'll do nothing without you, Keith.
+
+KEITH. [Taking up his hat] Can I trust you? [He stares hard at his
+brother.]
+
+LARRY. You can trust me.
+
+KEITH. Swear?
+
+LARRY. I swear.
+
+KEITH. Remember, nothing! Good night!
+
+LARRY. Good night!
+
+ KEITH goes. LARRY Sits down on the couch sand stares at the
+ fire. The girl steals up and slips her arms about him.
+
+LARRY. An innocent man!
+
+WANDA. Oh, Larry! But so are you. What did we want--to kill that
+man? Never! Oh! kiss me!
+
+ [LARRY turns his face. She kisses his lips.]
+
+I have suffered so--not seein' you. Don't leave me again--don't!
+Stay here. Isn't it good to be together?--Oh! Poor Larry! How
+tired you look!--Stay with me. I am so frightened all alone. So
+frightened they will take you from me.
+
+LARRY. Poor child!
+
+WANDA. No, no! Don't look like that!
+
+LARRY. You're shivering.
+
+WANDA. I will make up the fire. Love me, Larry! I want to forget.
+
+LARRY. The poorest little wretch on God's earth--locked up--for me!
+A little wild animal, locked up. There he goes, up and down, up and
+down--in his cage--don't you see him?--looking for a place to gnaw
+his way through--little grey rat. [He gets up and roams about.]
+
+WANDA. No, no! I can't bear it! Don't frighten me more!
+
+ [He comes back and takes her in his arms.]
+
+LARRY. There, there! [He kisses her closed eyes.]
+
+WANDA. [Without moving] If we could sleep a little--wouldn't it be
+nice?
+
+LARRY. Sleep?
+
+WANDA. [Raising herself] Promise to stay with me--to stay here for
+good, Larry. I will cook for you; I will make you so comfortable.
+They will find him innocent. And then--Oh, Larry! in the sun-right
+away--far from this horrible country. How lovely! [Trying to get
+him to look at her] Larry!
+
+LARRY. [With a movement to free 'himself] To the edge of the
+world-and---over!
+
+WANDA. No, no! No, no! You don't want me to die, Larry, do you? I
+shall if you leave me. Let us be happy! Love me!
+
+LARRY. [With a laugh] Ah! Let's be happy and shut out the sight of
+him. Who cares? Millions suffer for no mortal reason. Let's be
+strong, like Keith. No! I won't leave you, Wanda. Let's forget
+everything except ourselves. [Suddenly] There he goes-up and down!
+
+WANDA. [Moaning] No, no! See! I will pray to the Virgin. She will
+pity us!
+
+ She falls on her knees and clasps her hands, praying. Her lips
+ move. LARRY stands motionless, with arms crossed, and on his
+ face are yearning and mockery, love and despair.
+
+LARRY. [Whispering] Pray for us! Bravo! Pray away!
+
+ [Suddenly the girl stretches out her arms and lifts her face
+ with a look of ecstasy.]
+
+What?
+
+WANDA. She is smiling! We shall be happy soon.
+
+LARRY. [Bending down over her] Poor child! When we die, Wanda,
+let's go together. We should keep each other warm out in the dark.
+
+WANDA. [Raising her hands to his face] Yes! oh, yes! If you die I
+could not--I could not go on living!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+SCENE III.
+
+TWO MONTHS LATER
+
+ WANDA'S room. Daylight is just beginning to fail of a January
+ afternoon. The table is laid for supper, with decanters of
+ wine.
+
+ WANDA is standing at the window looking out at the wintry trees
+ of the Square beyond the pavement. A newspaper Boy's voice is
+ heard coming nearer.
+
+VOICE. Pyper! Glove Lyne murder! Trial and verdict! [Receding]
+Verdict! Pyper!
+
+ WANDA throws up the window as if to call to him, checks herself,
+ closes it and runs to the door. She opens it, but recoils into
+ the room. KEITH is standing there. He comes in.
+
+KEITH. Where's Larry?
+
+WANDA. He went to the trial. I could not keep him from it. The
+trial--Oh! what has happened, sir?
+
+KEITH. [Savagely] Guilty! Sentence of death! Fools!--idiots!
+
+WANDA. Of death! [For a moment she seems about to swoon.]
+
+KEITH. Girl! girl! It may all depend on you. Larry's still living
+here?
+
+WANDA. Yes.
+
+KEITH. I must wait for him.
+
+WANDA. Will you sit down, please?
+
+KEITH. [Shaking his head] Are you ready to go away at any time?
+
+WANDA. Yes, yes; always I am ready.
+
+KEITH. And he?
+
+WANDA. Yes--but now! What will he do? That poor man!
+
+KEITH. A graveyard thief--a ghoul!
+
+WANDA. Perhaps he was hungry. I have been hungry: you do things
+then that you would not. Larry has thought of him in prison so much
+all these weeks. Oh! what shall we do now?
+
+KEITH. Listen! Help me. Don't let Larry out of your sight. I must
+see how things go. They'll never hang this wretch. [He grips her
+arms] Now, we must stop Larry from giving himself up. He's fool
+enough. D'you understand?
+
+WANDA. Yes. But why has he not come in? Oh! If he have, already!
+
+KEITH. [Letting go her arms] My God! If the police come--find me
+here--[He moves to the door] No, he wouldn't without seeing you
+first. He's sure to come. Watch him like a lynx. Don't let him go
+without you.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping her hands on her breast] I will try, sir.
+
+KEITH. Listen!
+
+ [A key is heard in the lock.]
+
+It's he!
+
+ LARRY enters. He is holding a great bunch of pink lilies and
+ white narcissus. His face tells nothing. KEITH looks from him
+ to the girl, who stands motionless.
+
+LARRY. Keith! So you've seen?
+
+KEITH. The thing can't stand. I'll stop it somehow. But you must
+give me time, Larry.
+
+LARRY. [Calmly] Still looking after your honour, KEITH!
+
+KEITH. [Grimly] Think my reasons what you like.
+
+WANDA. [Softly] Larry!
+
+ [LARRY puts his arm round her.]
+
+LARRY. Sorry, old man.
+
+KEITH. This man can and shall get off. I want your solemn promise
+that you won't give yourself up, nor even go out till I've seen you
+again.
+
+LARRY. I give it.
+
+KEITH. [Looking from one to the other] By the memory of our mother,
+swear that.
+
+LARRY. [With a smile] I swear.
+
+KEITH. I have your oath--both of you--both of you. I'm going at
+once to see what can be done.
+
+LARRY. [Softly] Good luck, brother.
+
+ KEITH goes out.
+
+WANDA. [Putting her hands on LARRY's breast] What does it mean?
+
+LARRY. Supper, child--I've had nothing all day. Put these lilies in
+water.
+
+ [She takes the lilies and obediently puts them into a vase.
+ LARRY pours wine into a deep-coloured glass and drinks it off.]
+
+We've had a good time, Wanda. Best time I ever had, these last two
+months; and nothing but the bill to pay.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping him desperately] Oh, Larry! Larry!
+
+LARRY. [Holding her away to look at her.] Take off those things and
+put on a bridal garment.
+
+WANDA. Promise me--wherever you go, I go too. Promise! Larry, you
+think I haven't seen, all these weeks. But I have seen everything;
+all in your heart, always. You cannot hide from me. I knew--I knew!
+Oh, if we might go away into the sun! Oh! Larry--couldn't we? [She
+searches his eyes with hers--then shuddering] Well! If it must be
+dark--I don't care, if I may go in your arms. In prison we could not
+be together. I am ready. Only love me first. Don't let me cry
+before I go. Oh! Larry, will there be much pain?
+
+LARRY. [In a choked voice] No pain, my pretty.
+
+WANDA. [With a little sigh] It is a pity.
+
+LARRY. If you had seen him, as I have, all day, being tortured.
+Wanda,--we shall be out of it. [The wine mounting to his head] We
+shall be free in the dark; free of their cursed inhumanities. I hate
+this world--I loathe it! I hate its God-forsaken savagery; its pride
+and smugness! Keith's world--all righteous will-power and success.
+We're no good here, you and I--we were cast out at birth--soft,
+will-less--better dead. No fear, Keith! I'm staying indoors. [He
+pours wine into two glasses] Drink it up!
+
+
+ [Obediently WANDA drinks, and he also.]
+
+Now go and make yourself beautiful.
+
+WANDA. [Seizing him in her arms] Oh, Larry!
+
+LARRY. [Touching her face and hair] Hanged by the neck until he's
+dead--for what I did.
+
+ [WANDA takes a long look at his face, slips her arms from him,
+ and goes out through the curtains below the fireplace.]
+
+ [LARRY feels in his pocket, brings out the little box, opens it,
+ fingers the white tabloids.]
+
+LARRY. Two each--after food. [He laughs and puts back the box] Oh!
+my girl!
+
+ [The sound of a piano playing a faint festive tune is heard afar
+ off. He mutters, staring at the fire.]
+
+ [Flames-flame, and flicker-ashes.]
+
+"No more, no more, the moon is dead, And all the people in it."
+
+ [He sits on the couch with a piece of paper on his knees, adding
+ a few words with a stylo pen to what is already written.]
+
+ [The GIRL, in a silk wrapper, coming back through the curtains,
+ watches him.]
+
+LARRY. [Looking up] It's all here--I've confessed. [Reading]
+
+"Please bury us together."
+"LAURENCE DARRANT.
+"January 28th, about six p.m."
+
+They'll find us in the morning. Come and have supper, my dear love.
+
+ [The girl creeps forward. He rises, puts his arm round her, and
+ with her arm twined round him, smiling into each other's faces,
+ they go to the table and sit down.]
+
+ The curtain falls for a few seconds to indicate the passage of
+ three hours. When it rises again, the lovers are lying on the
+ couch, in each other's arms, the lilies stream about them. The
+ girl's bare arm is round LARRY'S neck. Her eyes are closed; his
+ are open and sightless. There is no light but fire-light.
+
+ A knocking on the door and the sound of a key turned in the
+ lock. KEITH enters. He stands a moment bewildered by the
+ half-light, then calls sharply: "Larry!" and turns up the light.
+ Seeing the forms on the couch, he recoils a moment. Then,
+ glancing at the table and empty decanters, goes up to the couch.
+
+KEITH. [Muttering] Asleep! Drunk! Ugh!
+
+ [Suddenly he bends, touches LARRY, and springs back.]
+
+What! [He bends again, shakes him and calls] Larry! Larry!
+
+ [Then, motionless, he stares down at his brother's open,
+ sightless eyes. Suddenly he wets his finger and holds it to the
+ girl's lips, then to LARRY'S.]
+
+ [He bends and listens at their hearts; catches sight of the
+ little box lying between them and takes it up.]
+
+My God!
+
+ [Then, raising himself, he closes his brother's eyes, and as he
+ does so, catches sight of a paper pinned to the couch; detaches
+ it and reads:]
+
+"I, Lawrence Darrant, about to die by my own hand confess that I----"
+
+ [He reads on silently, in horror; finishes, letting the paper
+ drop, and recoils from the couch on to a chair at the
+ dishevelled supper table. Aghast, he sits there. Suddenly he
+ mutters:]
+
+If I leave that there--my name--my whole future!
+
+ [He springs up, takes up the paper again, and again reads.]
+
+My God! It's ruin!
+
+ [He makes as if to tear it across, stops, and looks down at
+ those two; covers his eyes with his hand; drops the paper and
+ rushes to the door. But he stops there and comes back,
+ magnetised, as it were, by that paper. He takes it up once more
+ and thrusts it into his pocket.]
+
+ [The footsteps of a Policeman pass, slow and regular, outside.
+ His face crisps and quivers; he stands listening till they die
+ away. Then he snatches the paper from his pocket, and goes past
+ the foot of the couch to the fore.]
+
+All my----No! Let him hang!
+
+ [He thrusts the paper into the fire, stamps it down with his
+ foot, watches it writhe and blacken. Then suddenly clutching
+ his head, he turns to the bodies on the couch. Panting and like
+ a man demented, he recoils past the head of the couch, and
+ rushing to the window, draws the curtains and throws the window
+ up for air. Out in the darkness rises the witch-like skeleton
+ tree, where a dark shape seems hanging. KEITH starts back.]
+
+What's that? What----!
+
+ [He shuts the window and draws the dark curtains across it
+ again.]
+
+Fool! Nothing!
+
+ [Clenching his fists, he draws himself up, steadying himself
+ with all his might. Then slowly he moves to the door, stands a
+ second like a carved figure, his face hard as stone.]
+
+ [Deliberately he turns out the light, opens the door, and goes.]
+
+ [The still bodies lie there before the fire which is licking at
+ the last blackened wafer.]
+
+
+CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE LITTLE MAN
+
+A FARCICAL MORALITY IN THREE SCENES
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+THE LITTLE MAN.
+THE AMERICAN.
+THE ENGLISHMAN.
+THE ENGLISHWOMAN.
+THE GERMAN.
+THE DUTCH BOY.
+THE MOTHER.
+THE BABY.
+THE WAITER.
+THE STATION OFFICIAL.
+THE POLICEMAN.
+THE PORTER.
+
+
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+ Afternoon, on the departure platform of an Austrian railway
+ station. At several little tables outside the buffet persons
+ are taking refreshment, served by a pale young waiter. On a
+ seat against the wall of the buffet a woman of lowly station is
+ sitting beside two large bundles, on one of which she has placed
+ her baby, swathed in a black shawl.
+
+WAITER. [Approaching a table whereat sit an English traveller and
+his wife] Two coffee?
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Paying] Thanks. [To his wife, in an Oxford voice]
+Sugar?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [In a Cambridge voice] One.
+
+AMERICAN TRAVELLER. [With field-glasses and a pocket camera from
+another table] Waiter, I'd like to have you get my eggs. I've been
+sitting here quite a while.
+
+WAITER. Yes, sare.
+
+GERMAN TRAVELLER. 'Kellner, bezahlen'! [His voice is, like his
+moustache, stiff and brushed up at the ends. His figure also is
+stiff and his hair a little grey; clearly once, if not now, a
+colonel.]
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+ [The baby on the bundle wails. The mother takes it up to soothe
+ it. A young, red-cheeked Dutchman at the fourth table stops
+ eating and laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. My eggs! Get a wiggle on you!
+
+WAITER. Yes, sare. [He rapidly recedes.]
+
+ [A LITTLE MAN in a soft hat is seen to the right of tables. He
+ stands a moment looking after the hurrying waiter, then seats
+ himself at the fifth table.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Looking at his watch] Ten minutes more.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Bother!
+
+AMERICAN. [Addressing them] 'Pears as if they'd a prejudice against
+eggs here, anyway.
+
+ [The ENGLISH look at him, but do not speak. ]
+
+GERMAN. [In creditable English] In these places man can get
+nothing.
+
+ [The WAITER comes flying back with a compote for the DUTCH
+ YOUTH, who pays.]
+
+GERMAN. 'Kellner, bezahlen'!
+
+WAITER. 'Eine Krone sechzig'.
+
+ [The GERMAN pays.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Rising, and taking out his watch--blandly] See here. If
+I don't get my eggs before this watch ticks twenty, there'll be
+another waiter in heaven.
+
+WAITER. [Flying] 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+AMERICAN. [Seeking sympathy] I'm gettin' kind of mad!
+
+ [The ENGLISHMAN halves his newspaper and hands the advertisement
+ half to his wife. The BABY wails. The MOTHER rocks it.]
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH stops eating and laughs. The GERMAN lights a
+ cigarette. The LITTLE MAN sits motionless, nursing his hat.
+ The WAITER comes flying back with the eggs and places them
+ before the AMERICAN.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Putting away his watch] Good! I don't like trouble.
+How much?
+
+ [He pays and eats. The WAITER stands a moment at the edge of
+ the platform and passes his hand across his brow. The LITTLE
+ MAN eyes him and speaks gently.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Herr Ober!
+
+ [The WAITER turns.]
+
+Might I have a glass of beer?
+
+WAITER. Yes, sare.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Thank you very much.
+
+ [The WAITER goes.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Pausing in the deglutition of his eggs--affably] Pardon
+me, sir; I'd like to have you tell me why you called that little bit
+of a feller "Herr Ober." Reckon you would know what that means?
+Mr. Head Waiter.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Yes, yes.
+
+AMERICAN. I smile.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Oughtn't I to call him that?
+
+GERMAN. [Abruptly] 'Nein--Kellner'.
+
+AMERICAN. Why, yes! Just "waiter."
+
+ [The ENGLISHWOMAN looks round her paper for a second. The DUTCH
+ YOUTH stops eating and laughs. The LITTLE MAN gazes from face
+ to face and nurses his hat.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
+
+GERMAN. Gott!
+
+AMERICAN. In my country we're very democratic--but that's quite a
+proposition.
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Handling coffee-pot, to his wife] More?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. No, thanks.
+
+GERMAN. [Abruptly] These fellows--if you treat them in this manner,
+at once they take liberties. You see, you will not get your beer.
+
+ [As he speaks the WAITER returns, bringing the LITTLE MAN'S
+ beer, then retires.]
+
+AMERICAN. That 'pears to be one up to democracy. [To the LITTLE
+MAN] I judge you go in for brotherhood?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Startled] Oh, no!
+
+AMERICAN. I take considerable stock in Leo Tolstoi myself. Grand
+man--grand-souled apparatus. But I guess you've got to pinch those
+waiters some to make 'em skip. [To the ENGLISH, who have carelessly
+looked his way for a moment] You'll appreciate that, the way he
+acted about my eggs.
+
+ [The ENGLISH make faint motions with their chins and avert their
+ eyes.]
+
+ [To the WAITER, who is standing at the door of the buffet]
+
+Waiter! Flash of beer--jump, now!
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+GERMAN. 'Cigarren'!
+
+WAITER. 'Schon'!
+
+ [He disappears.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Affably--to the LITTLE MAN] Now, if I don't get that
+flash of beer quicker'n you got yours, I shall admire.
+
+GERMAN. [Abruptly] Tolstoi is nothing 'nichts'! No good! Ha?
+
+AMERICAN. [Relishing the approach of argument] Well, that is a
+matter of temperament. Now, I'm all for equality. See that poor
+woman there--very humble woman--there she sits among us with her
+baby. Perhaps you'd like to locate her somewhere else?
+
+GERMAN. [Shrugging]. Tolstoi is 'sentimentalisch'. Nietzsche is
+the true philosopher, the only one.
+
+AMERICAN. Well, that's quite in the prospectus--very stimulating
+party--old Nietch--virgin mind. But give me Leo! [He turns to the
+red-cheeked YOUTH] What do you opine, sir? I guess by your labels
+you'll be Dutch. Do they read Tolstoi in your country?
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. That is a very luminous answer.
+
+GERMAN. Tolstoi is nothing. Man should himself express. He must
+push--he must be strong.
+
+AMERICAN. That is so. In America we believe in virility; we like a
+man to expand. But we believe in brotherhood too. We draw the line
+at niggers; but we aspire. Social barriers and distinctions we've
+not much use for.
+
+ENGLISHMAN. Do you feel a draught?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [With a shiver of her shoulder toward the AMERICAN] I
+do--rather.
+
+GERMAN. Wait! You are a young people.
+
+AMERICAN. That is so; there are no flies on us. [To the LITTLE MAN,
+who has been gazing eagerly from face to face] Say! I'd like to
+have you give us your sentiments in relation to the duty of man.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN, fidgets, and is about to opens his mouth.]
+
+AMERICAN. For example--is it your opinion that we should kill off
+the weak and diseased, and all that can't jump around?
+
+GERMAN. [Nodding] 'Ja, ja'! That is coming.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Looking from face to face] They might be me.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Reproving him with a look] That's true humility.
+'Tisn't grammar. Now, here's a proposition that brings it nearer the
+bone: Would you step out of your way to help them when it was liable
+to bring you trouble?
+
+GERMAN. 'Nein, nein'! That is stupid.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Eager but wistful] I'm afraid not. Of course one
+wants to--There was St Francis d'Assisi and St Julien L'Hospitalier,
+and----
+
+AMERICAN. Very lofty dispositions. Guess they died of them. [He
+rises] Shake hands, sir--my name is--[He hands a card] I am an
+ice-machine maker. [He shakes the LITTLE MAN's hand] I like your
+sentiments--I feel kind of brotherly. [Catching sight of the WAITER
+appearing in the doorway] Waiter; where to h-ll is that glass of
+beer?
+
+GERMAN. Cigarren!
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Consulting watch] Train's late.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Really! Nuisance!
+
+ [A station POLICEMAN, very square and uniformed, passes and
+ repasses.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Resuming his seat--to the GERMAN] Now, we don't have so
+much of that in America. Guess we feel more to trust in human
+nature.
+
+GERMAN. Ah! ha! you will bresently find there is nothing in him
+but self.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Wistfully] Don't you believe in human nature?
+
+AMERICAN. Very stimulating question.
+
+ [He looks round for opinions. The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Holding out his half of the paper to his wife] Swap!
+
+ [His wife swaps.]
+
+GERMAN. In human nature I believe so far as I can see him--no more.
+
+AMERICAN. Now that 'pears to me kind o' blasphemy. I believe in
+heroism. I opine there's not one of us settin' around here that's
+not a hero--give him the occasion.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Oh! Do you believe that?
+
+AMERICAN. Well! I judge a hero is just a person that'll help
+another at the expense of himself. Take that poor woman there.
+Well, now, she's a heroine, I guess. She would die for her baby any
+old time.
+
+GERMAN. Animals will die for their babies. That is nothing.
+
+AMERICAN. I carry it further. I postulate we would all die for that
+baby if a locomotive was to trundle up right here and try to handle
+it. [To the GERMAN] I guess you don't know how good you are. [As
+the GERMAN is twisting up the ends of his moustache--to the
+ENGLISHWOMAN] I should like to have you express an opinion, ma'am.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. I beg your pardon.
+
+AMERICAN. The English are very humanitarian; they have a very high
+sense of duty. So have the Germans, so have the Americans. [To the
+DUTCH YOUTH] I judge even in your little country they have that.
+This is an epoch of equality and high-toned ideals. [To the LITTLE
+MAN] What is your nationality, sir?
+
+LITTLE MAN. I'm afraid I'm nothing particular. My father was
+half-English and half-American, and my mother half-German and
+half-Dutch.
+
+AMERICAN. My! That's a bit streaky, any old way. [The POLICEMAN
+passes again] Now, I don't believe we've much use any more for those
+gentlemen in buttons. We've grown kind of mild--we don't think of
+self as we used to do.
+
+ [The WAITER has appeared in the doorway.]
+
+GERMAN. [In a voice of thunder] 'Cigarren! Donnerwetter'!
+
+AMERICAN. [Shaking his fist at the vanishing WAITER] That flash of
+beer!
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+AMERICAN. A little more, and he will join George Washington! I was
+about to remark when he intruded: In this year of grace 1913 the
+kingdom of Christ is quite a going concern. We are mighty near
+universal brotherhood. The colonel here [He indicates the GERMAN] is
+a man of blood and iron, but give him an opportunity to be
+magnanimous, and he'll be right there. Oh, sir! yep!
+
+ [The GERMAN, with a profound mixture of pleasure and cynicism,
+ brushes up the ends of his moustache.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. I wonder. One wants to, but somehow--[He shakes his
+head.]
+
+AMERICAN. You seem kind of skeery about that. You've had experience,
+maybe. I'm an optimist--I think we're bound to make the devil hum in
+the near future. I opine we shall occasion a good deal of trouble to
+that old party. There's about to be a holocaust of selfish
+interests. The colonel there with old-man Nietch he won't know
+himself. There's going to be a very sacred opportunity.
+
+ [As he speaks, the voice of a RAILWAY OFFICIAL is heard an the
+ distance calling out in German. It approaches, and the words
+ become audible.]
+
+GERMAN. [Startled] 'Der Teufel'! [He gets up, and seizes the bag
+beside him.]
+
+ [The STATION OFFICIAL has appeared; he stands for a moment
+ casting his commands at the seated group. The DUTCH YOUTH also
+ rises, and takes his coat and hat. The OFFICIAL turns on his
+ heel and retires still issuing directions.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. What does he say?
+
+GERMAN. Our drain has come in, de oder platform; only one minute we
+haf.
+
+ [All, have risen in a fluster.]
+
+AMERICAN. Now, that's very provoking. I won't get that flash of
+beer.
+
+ [There is a general scurry to gather coats and hats and wraps,
+ during which the lowly WOMAN is seen making desperate attempts
+ to deal with her baby and the two large bundles. Quite
+ defeated, she suddenly puts all down, wrings her hands, and
+ cries out: "Herr Jesu! Hilfe!" The flying procession turn
+ their heads at that strange cry.]
+
+AMERICAN. What's that? Help?
+
+ [He continues to run. The LITTLE MAN spins round, rushes back,
+ picks up baby and bundle on which it was seated.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Come along, good woman, come along!
+
+ [The WOMAN picks up the other bundle and they run.]
+
+ [The WAITER, appearing in the doorway with the bottle of beer,
+ watches with his tired smile.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+ A second-class compartment of a corridor carriage, in motion.
+ In it are seated the ENGLISHMAN and his WIFE, opposite each
+ other at the corridor end, she with her face to the engine, he
+ with his back. Both are somewhat protected from the rest of the
+ travellers by newspapers. Next to her sits the GERMAN, and
+ opposite him sits the AMERICAN; next the AMERICAN in one window
+ corner is seated the DUTCH YOUTH; the other window corner is
+ taken by the GERMAN'S bag. The silence is only broken by the
+ slight rushing noise of the train's progression and the
+ crackling of the English newspapers.
+
+AMERICAN. [Turning to the DUTCH YOUTH] Guess I'd like that window
+raised; it's kind of chilly after that old run they gave us.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs, and goes through the motions of raising
+ the window. The ENGLISH regard the operation with uneasy
+ irritation. The GERMAN opens his bag, which reposes on the
+ corner seat next him, and takes out a book.]
+
+AMERICAN. The Germans are great readers. Very stimulating practice.
+I read most anything myself!
+
+ [The GERMAN holds up the book so that the title may be read.]
+
+"Don Quixote"--fine book. We Americans take considerable stock in
+old man Quixote. Bit of a wild-cat--but we don't laugh at him.
+
+GERMAN. He is dead. Dead as a sheep. A good thing, too.
+
+AMERICAN. In America we have still quite an amount of chivalry.
+
+GERMAN. Chivalry is nothing 'sentimentalisch'. In modern days--no
+good. A man must push, he must pull.
+
+AMERICAN. So you say. But I judge your form of chivalry is
+sacrifice to the state. We allow more freedom to the individual
+soul. Where there's something little and weak, we feel it kind of
+noble to give up to it. That way we feel elevated.
+
+ [As he speaks there is seen in the corridor doorway the LITTLE
+ MAN, with the WOMAN'S BABY still on his arm and the bundle held
+ in the other hand. He peers in anxiously. The ENGLISH, acutely
+ conscious, try to dissociate themselves from his presence with
+ their papers. The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+GERMAN. 'Ach'! So!
+
+AMERICAN. Dear me!
+
+LITTLE MAN. Is there room? I can't find a seat.
+
+AMERICAN. Why, yes! There's a seat for one.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Depositing bundle outside, and heaving BABY] May I?
+
+AMERICAN. Come right in!
+
+ [The GERMAN sulkily moves his bag. The LITTLE MAN comes in and
+ seats himself gingerly.]
+
+AMERICAN. Where's the mother?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Ruefully] Afraid she got left behind.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs. The ENGLISH unconsciously emerge from
+ their newspapers.]
+
+AMERICAN. My! That would appear to be quite a domestic incident.
+
+ [The ENGLISHMAN suddenly utters a profound "Ha, Ha!" and
+ disappears behind his paper. And that paper and the one
+ opposite are seen to shake, and little sguirls and squeaks
+ emerge.]
+
+GERMAN. And you haf got her bundle, and her baby. Ha! [He cackles
+drily.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] I smile. I guess Providence has played it
+pretty low down on you. It's sure acted real mean.
+
+ [The BABY wails, and the LITTLE MAN jigs it with a sort of
+ gentle desperation, looking apologetically from face to face.
+ His wistful glance renews the fore of merriment wherever it
+ alights. The AMERICAN alone preserves a gravity which seems
+ incapable of being broken.]
+
+AMERICAN. Maybe you'd better get off right smart and restore that
+baby. There's nothing can act madder than a mother.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Poor thing, yes! What she must be suffering!
+
+ [A gale of laughter shakes the carriage. The ENGLISH for a
+ moment drop their papers, the better to indulge. The LITTLE MAN
+ smiles a wintry smile.]
+
+AMERICAN. [In a lull] How did it eventuate?
+
+LITTLE MAN. We got there just as the train was going to start; and I
+jumped, thinking I could help her up. But it moved too quickly,
+and--and left her.
+
+ [The gale of laughter blows up again.]
+
+AMERICAN. Guess I'd have thrown the baby out to her.
+
+LITTLE MAN. I was afraid the poor little thing might break.
+
+ [The Baby wails; the LITTLE MAN heaves it; the gale of laughter
+ blows.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] It's highly entertaining--not for the baby.
+What kind of an old baby is it, anyway? [He sniff's] I judge it's a
+bit--niffy.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Afraid I've hardly looked at it yet.
+
+AMERICAN. Which end up is it?
+
+LITTLE MAM. Oh! I think the right end. Yes, yes, it is.
+
+AMERICAN. Well, that's something. Maybe you should hold it out of
+window a bit. Very excitable things, babies!
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [Galvanized] No, no!
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Touching her knee] My dear!
+
+AMERICAN. You are right, ma'am. I opine there's a draught out
+there. This baby is precious. We've all of us got stock in this
+baby in a manner of speaking. This is a little bit of universal
+brotherhood. Is it a woman baby?
+
+LITTLE MAN. I--I can only see the top of its head.
+
+AMERICAN. You can't always tell from that. It looks kind of
+over-wrapped up. Maybe it had better be unbound.
+
+GERMAN. 'Nein, nein, nein'!
+
+AMERICAN. I think you are very likely right, colonel. It might be a
+pity to unbind that baby. I guess the lady should be consulted in
+this matter.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Yes, yes, of course----!
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Touching her] Let it be! Little beggar seems all
+right.
+
+AMERICAN. That would seem only known to Providence at this moment.
+I judge it might be due to humanity to look at its face.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Gladly] It's sucking my' finger. There, there--nice
+little thing--there!
+
+AMERICAN. I would surmise in your leisure moments you have created
+babies, sir?
+
+LITTLE MAN. Oh! no--indeed, no.
+
+AMERICAN. Dear me!--That is a loss. [Addressing himself to the
+carriage at large] I think we may esteem ourselves fortunate to have
+this little stranger right here with us. Demonstrates what a hold
+the little and weak have upon us nowadays. The colonel here--a man
+of blood and iron--there he sits quite calm next door to it. [He
+sniffs] Now, this baby is rather chastening--that is a sign of
+grace, in the colonel--that is true heroism.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Faintly] I--I can see its face a little now.
+
+ [All bend forward.]
+
+AMERICAN. What sort of a physiognomy has it, anyway?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Still faintly] I don't see anything but--but spots.
+
+GERMAN. Oh! Ha! Pfui!
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. I am told that is not uncommon amongst babies. Perhaps we
+could have you inform us, ma'am.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Yes, of course--only what sort of----
+
+LITTLE MAN. They seem all over its----[At the slight recoil of
+everyone] I feel sure it's--it's quite a good baby underneath.
+
+AMERICAN. That will be rather difficult to come at. I'm just a bit
+sensitive. I've very little use for affections of the epidermis.
+
+GERMAN. Pfui! [He has edged away as far as he can get, and is
+lighting a big cigar]
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH draws his legs back.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Also taking out a cigar] I guess it would be well to
+fumigate this carriage. Does it suffer, do you think?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Peering] Really, I don't--I'm not sure--I know so
+little about babies. I think it would have a nice expression--if--if
+it showed.
+
+AMERICAN. Is it kind of boiled looking?
+
+LITTLE MAN. Yes--yes, it is.
+
+AMERICAN. [Looking gravely round] I judge this baby has the
+measles.
+
+ [The GERMAN screws himself spasmodically against the arm of the
+ ENGLISHWOMAN'S seat.]
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Poor little thing! Shall I----?
+
+ [She half rises.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Touching her] No, no----Dash it!
+
+AMERICAN. I honour your emotion, ma'am. It does credit to us all.
+But I sympathize with your husband too. The measles is a very
+important pestilence in connection with a grown woman.
+
+LITTLE MAN. It likes my finger awfully. Really, it's rather a sweet
+baby.
+
+AMERICAN. [Sniffing] Well, that would appear to be quite a
+question. About them spots, now? Are they rosy?
+
+LITTLE MAN. No-o; they're dark, almost black.
+
+GERMAN. Gott! Typhus! [He bounds up on to the arm of the
+ENGLISHWOMAN'S Seat.]
+
+AMERICAN. Typhus! That's quite an indisposition!
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH rises suddenly, and bolts out into the
+ corridor. He is followed by the GERMAN, puffing clouds of
+ smoke. The ENGLISH and AMERICAN sit a moment longer without
+ speaking. The ENGLISHWOMAN'S face is turned with a curious
+ expression--half pity, half fear--towards the LITTLE MAN. Then
+ the ENGLISHMAN gets up.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. Bit stuffy for you here, dear, isn't it?
+
+ [He puts his arm through hers, raises her, and almost pushes her
+ through the doorway. She goes, still looking back.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] There's nothing I admire more'n courage. Guess
+I'll go and smoke in the corridor.
+
+ [As he goes out the LITTLE MAN looks very wistfully after him.
+ Screwing up his mouth and nose, he holds the BABY away from him
+ and wavers; then rising, he puts it on the seat opposite and
+ goes through the motions of letting down the window. Having
+ done so he looks at the BABY, who has begun to wail. Suddenly
+ he raises his hands and clasps them, like a child praying.
+ Since, however, the BABY does not stop wailing, he hovers over
+ it in indecision; then, picking it up, sits down again to dandle
+ it, with his face turned toward the open window. Finding that
+ it still wails, he begins to sing to it in a cracked little
+ voice. It is charmed at once. While he is singing, the
+ AMERICAN appears in the corridor. Letting down the passage
+ window, he stands there in the doorway with the draught blowing
+ his hair and the smoke of his cigar all about him. The LITTLE
+ MAN stops singing and shifts the shawl higher to protect the
+ BABY'S head from the draught.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] This is the most sublime spectacle I have ever
+envisaged. There ought to be a record of this.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN looks at him, wondering. You are typical, sir,
+ of the sentiments of modern Christianity. You illustrate the
+ deepest feelings in the heart of every man.]
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN rises with the BABY and a movement of approach.]
+
+Guess I'm wanted in the dining-car.
+
+ [He vanishes. The LITTLE MAN sits down again, but back to the
+ engine, away from the draught, and looks out of the window,
+ patiently jogging the BABY On his knee.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+SCENE III
+
+ An arrival platform. The LITTLE MAN, with the BABY and the
+ bundle, is standing disconsolate, while travellers pass and
+ luggage is being carried by. A STATION OFFICIAL, accompanied by
+ a POLICEMAN, appears from a doorway, behind him.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Consulting telegram in his hand] 'Das ist der Herr'.
+
+ [They advance to the LITTLE MAN.]
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Sie haben einen Buben gestohlen'?
+
+LITTLE MAN. I only speak English and American.
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Dies ist nicht Ihr Bube'?
+
+ [He touches the Baby.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Shaking his head] Take care--it's ill.
+
+ [The man does not understand.]
+
+Ill--the baby----
+
+OFFICIAL. [Shaking his head] 'Verstehe nicht'. Dis is nod your baby?
+No?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Shaking his head violently] No, it is not. No.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Tapping the telegram] Gut! You are 'rested. [He signs
+to the POLICEMAN, who takes the LITTLE MAN's arm.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Why? I don't want the poor baby.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Lifting the bundle] 'Dies ist nicht Ihr Gepack'--pag?
+
+LITTLE Mary. No.
+
+OFFICIAL. Gut! You are 'rested.
+
+LITTLE MAN. I only took it for the poor woman. I'm not a thief--
+I'm--I'm----
+
+OFFICIAL. [Shaking head] Verstehe nicht.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN tries to tear his hair. The disturbed BABY
+ wails.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Dandling it as best he can] There, there--poor, poor!
+
+OFFICIAL. Halt still! You are 'rested. It is all right.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Where is the mother?
+
+OFFICIAL. She comet by next drain. Das telegram say: 'Halt einen
+Herren mit schwarzem Buben and schwarzem Gepack'. 'Rest gentleman
+mit black baby and black--pag.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN turns up his eyes to heaven.]
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Komm mit us'.
+
+ [They take the LITTLE MAN toward the door from which they have
+ come. A voice stops them.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Speaking from as far away as may be] Just a moment!
+
+ [The OFFICIAL stops; the LITTLE MAN also stops and sits down on
+ a bench against the wall. The POLICEMAN stands stolidly beside
+ him. The AMERICAN approaches a step or two, beckoning; the
+ OFFICIAL goes up to him.]
+
+AMERICAN. Guess you've got an angel from heaven there! What's the
+gentleman in buttons for?
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Was ist das'?
+
+AMERICAN. Is there anybody here that can understand American?
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Verstehe nicht'.
+
+AMERICAN. Well, just watch my gestures. I was saying [He points to
+the LITTLE MAN, then makes gestures of flying] you have an angel
+from heaven there. You have there a man in whom Gawd [He points
+upward] takes quite an amount of stock. You have no call to arrest
+him. [He makes the gesture of arrest] No, Sir. Providence has
+acted pretty mean, loading off that baby on him. [He makes the
+motion of dandling] The little man has a heart of gold. [He points
+to his heart, and takes out a gold coin.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Thinking he is about to be bribed] 'Aber, das ist zu
+viel'!
+
+AMERICAN. Now, don't rattle me! [Pointing to the LITTLE MAN] Man
+[Pointing to his heart] 'Herz' [Pointing to the coin] 'von' Gold.
+This is a flower of the field--he don't want no gentleman in buttons
+to pluck him up.
+
+ [A little crowd is gathering, including the Two ENGLISH, the
+ GERMAN, and the DUTCH YOUTH.]
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Verstehe absolut nichts'. [He taps the telegram] 'Ich muss
+mein' duty do.
+
+AMERICAN. But I'm telling you. This is a white man. This is
+probably the whitest man on Gawd's earth.
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Das macht nichts'--gut or no gut, I muss mein duty do.
+[He turns to go toward the LITTLE MAN.]
+
+AMERICAN. Oh! Very well, arrest him; do your duty. This baby has
+typhus.
+
+ [At the word "typhus" the OFFICIAL stops.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Making gestures] First-class typhus, black typhus,
+schwarzen typhus. Now you have it. I'm kind o' sorry for you and
+the gentleman in buttons. Do your duty!
+
+OFFICIAL. Typhus? Der Bub--die baby hat typhus?
+
+AMERICAN. I'm telling you.
+
+OFFICIAL. Gott im Himmel!
+
+AMERICAN. [Spotting the GERMAN in the little throng] here's a
+gentleman will corroborate me.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Much disturbed, and signing to the POLICEMAN to stand
+clear] Typhus! 'Aber das ist grasslich'!
+
+AMERICAN. I kind o' thought you'd feel like that.
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Die Sanitatsmachine! Gleich'!
+
+ [A PORTER goes to get it. From either side the broken half-moon
+ of persons stand gazing at the LITTLE MAN, who sits unhappily
+ dandling the BABY in the centre.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Raising his hands] 'Was zu thun'?
+
+AMERICAN. Guess you'd better isolate the baby.
+
+ [A silence, during which the LITTLE MAN is heard faintly
+ whistling and clucking to the BABY.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Referring once more to his telegram]
+
+"'Rest gentleman mit black baby." [Shaking his head] Wir must de
+gentleman hold. [To the GERMAN] 'Bitte, mein Herr, sagen Sie ihm,
+den Buben zu niedersetzen'. [He makes the gesture of deposit.]
+
+GERMAN. [To the LITTLE MAN] He say: Put down the baby.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN shakes his head, and continues to dandle the
+ BABY.]
+
+OFFICIAL. You must.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN glowers, in silence.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [In background--muttering] Good man!
+
+GERMAN. His spirit ever denies.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Again making his gesture] 'Aber er muss'!
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN makes a face at him.]
+
+'Sag' Ihm': Instantly put down baby, and komm' mit us.
+
+ [The BABY wails.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Leave the poor ill baby here alone? Be--be--be d---d to
+you!
+
+AMERICAN. [Jumping on to a trunk--with enthusiasm] Bully!
+
+ [The ENGLISH clap their hands; the DUTCH YOUTH laughs. The
+ OFFICIAL is muttering, greatly incensed.]
+
+AMERICAN. What does that body-snatcher say?
+
+GERMAN. He say this man use the baby to save himself from arrest.
+Very smart he say.
+
+AMERICAN. I judge you do him an injustice. [Showing off the LITTLE
+MAN with a sweep of his arm.] This is a white man. He's got a black
+baby, and he won' leave it in the lurch. Guess we would all act
+noble that way, give us the chance.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN rises, holding out the BABY, and advances a step
+ or two. The half-moon at once gives, increasing its size; the
+ AMERICAN climbs on to a higher trunk. The LITTLE MAN retires
+ and again sits down.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Addressing the OFFICIAL] Guess you'd better go out of
+business and wait for the mother.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Stamping his foot] Die Mutter sall 'rested be for taking
+out baby mit typhus. Ha! [To the LITTLE MAN] Put ze baby down!
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN smiles.]
+
+Do you 'ear?
+
+AMERICAN. [Addressing the OFFICIAL] Now, see here. 'Pears to me
+you don't suspicion just how beautiful this is. Here we have a man
+giving his life for that old baby that's got no claim on him. This
+is not a baby of his own making. No, sir, this is a very Christ-like
+proposition in the gentleman.
+
+OFFICIAL. Put ze baby down, or ich will goummand someone it to do.
+
+AMERICAN. That will be very interesting to watch.
+
+OFFICIAL. [To POLICEMAN] Dake it vrom him.
+
+ [The POLICEMAN mutters, but does not.]
+
+AMERICAN. [To the German] Guess I lost that.
+
+GERMAN. He say he is not his officier.
+
+AMERICAN. That just tickles me to death.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Looking round] Vill nobody dake ze Bub'?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [Moving a step faintly] Yes--I----
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Grasping her arm]. By Jove! Will you!
+
+OFFICIAL. [Gathering himself for a great effort to take the BABY,
+and advancing two steps] Zen I goummand you--[He stops and his voice
+dies away] Zit dere!
+
+AMERICAN. My! That's wonderful. What a man this is! What a
+sublime sense of duty!
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs. The OFFICIAL turns on him, but as he
+ does so the MOTHER of the Busy is seen hurrying.]
+
+MOTHER. 'Ach! Ach! Mei' Bubi'!
+
+ [Her face is illumined; she is about to rush to the LITTLE MAN.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [To the POLICEMAN] 'Nimm die Frau'!
+
+ [The POLICEMAN catches hold of the WOMAN.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [To the frightened WOMAN] 'Warum haben Sie einen Buben mit
+Typhus mit ausgebracht'?
+
+AMERICAN. [Eagerly, from his perch] What was that? I don't want to
+miss any.
+
+GERMAN. He say: Why did you a baby with typhus with you bring out?
+
+AMERICAN. Well, that's quite a question.
+
+ [He takes out the field-glasses slung around him and adjusts
+ them on the BABY.]
+
+MOTHER. [Bewildered] Mei' Bubi--Typhus--aber Typhus? [She shakes
+her head violently] 'Nein, nein, nein! Typhus'!
+
+OFFICIAL. Er hat Typhus.
+
+MOTHER. [Shaking her head] 'Nein, nein, nein'!
+
+AMERICAN. [Looking through his glasses] Guess she's kind of right!
+I judge the typhus is where the baby' slobbered on the shawl, and
+it's come off on him.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Turning on him furiously] Er hat Typhus.
+
+AMERICAN. Now, that's where you slop over. Come right here.
+
+ [The OFFICIAL mounts, and looks through the glasses.]
+
+AMERICAN. [To the LITTLE MAN] Skin out the baby's leg. If we don't
+locate spots on that, it'll be good enough for me.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN fumbles Out the BABY'S little white foot.]
+
+MOTHER. Mei' Bubi! [She tries to break away.]
+
+AMERICAN. White as a banana. [To the OFFICIAL--affably] Guess
+you've made kind of a fool of us with your old typhus.
+
+OFFICIAL. Lass die Frau!
+
+ [The POLICEMAN lets her go, and she rushes to her BABY.]
+
+MOTHER. Mei' Bubi!
+
+ [The BABY, exchanging the warmth of the LITTLE MAN for the
+ momentary chill of its MOTHER, wails.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Descending and beckoning to the POLICEMAN] 'Sie wollen
+den Herrn accusiren'?
+
+ [The POLICEMAN takes the LITTLE MAN's arm.]
+
+AMERICAN. What's that? They goin' to pitch him after all?
+
+ [The MOTHER, still hugging her BABY, who has stopped crying,
+ gazes at the LITTLE MAN, who sits dazedly looking up. Suddenly
+ she drops on her knees, and with her free hand lifts his booted
+ foot and kisses it.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Waving his hat] Ra! Ra! [He descends swiftly, goes up
+to the LITTLE MAN, whose arm the POLICEMAN has dropped, and takes his
+hand] Brother; I am proud to know you. This is one of the greatest
+moments I have ever experienced. [Displaying the LITTLE MAN to the
+assembled company] I think I sense the situation when I say that we
+all esteem it an honour to breathe the rather inferior atmosphere of
+this station here Along with our little friend. I guess we shall all
+go home and treasure the memory of his face as the whitest thing in
+our museum of recollections. And perhaps this good woman will also
+go home and wash the face of our little brother here. I am inspired
+with a new faith in mankind. Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to present
+to you a sure-enough saint--only wants a halo, to be transfigured.
+[To the LITTLE MAN] Stand right up.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN stands up bewildered. They come about him. The
+ OFFICIAL bows to him, the POLICEMAN salutes him. The DUTCH
+ YOUTH shakes his head and laughs. The GERMAN draws himself up
+ very straight, and bows quickly twice. The ENGLISHMAN and his
+ WIFE approach at least two steps, then, thinking better of it,
+ turn to each other and recede. The MOTHER kisses his hand. The
+ PORTER returning with the Sanitatsmachine, turns it on from
+ behind, and its pinkish shower, goldened by a ray of sunlight,
+ falls around the LITTLE MAN's head, transfiguring it as he
+ stands with eyes upraised to see whence the portent comes.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Rushing forward and dropping on his knees] Hold on just
+a minute! Guess I'll take a snapshot of the miracle. [He adjusts
+his pocket camera] This ought to look bully!
+
+
+
+
+CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+FROM THE SERIES OF SIX SHORT PLAYS
+
+
+Four of the SIX SHORT PLAYS
+
+
+CONTENTS:
+
+ HALL-MARKED
+ DEFEAT
+ THE SUN
+ PUNCH AND GO
+
+
+
+
+HALL-MARKED
+
+A SATIRIC TRIFLE
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+HERSELF.
+LADY ELLA.
+THE SQUIRE.
+THE MAID.
+MAUD.
+THE RECTOR.
+THE DOCTOR.
+THE CABMAN.
+HANNIBAL and EDWARD
+
+
+
+
+ HALL-MARKED
+
+
+ The scene is the sitting-room and verandah of HER bungalow.
+
+ The room is pleasant, and along the back, where the verandah
+ runs, it seems all window, both French and casement. There is a
+ door right and a door left. The day is bright; the time
+ morning.
+
+ [HERSELF, dripping wet, comes running along the verandah,
+ through the French window, with a wet Scotch terrier in her
+ arms. She vanishes through the door left. A little pause, and
+ LADY ELLA comes running, dry, thin, refined, and agitated. She
+ halts where the tracks of water cease at the door left. A
+ little pause, and MAUD comes running, fairly dry, stolid,
+ breathless, and dragging a bull-dog, wet, breathless, and stout,
+ by the crutch end of her 'en-tout-cas'].
+
+LADY ELLA. Don't bring Hannibal in till I know where she's put
+Edward!
+
+MAUD. [Brutally, to HANNIBAL] Bad dog! Bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Maud, do take him out! Tie him up. Here! [She takes
+out a lace handkerchief ] No--something stronger! Poor darling
+Edward! [To HANNIBAL] You are a bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+MAUD. Edward began it, Ella. [To HANNIBAL] Bad dog! Bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Tie him up outside. Here, take my scarf. Where is my
+poor treasure? [She removes her scarf] Catch! His ear's torn; I
+saw it.
+
+MAUD. [Taking the scarf, to HANNIBAL] Now!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+ [She ties the scarf to his collar]
+
+He smells horrible. Bad dog--getting into ponds to fight!
+
+LADY ELLA. Tie him up, Maud. I must try in here.
+
+ [Their husbands, THE SQUIRE and THE RECTOR, come hastening along
+ the verandah.]
+
+MAUD. [To THE RECTOR] Smell him, Bertie! [To THE SQUIRE] You
+might have that pond drained, Squire!
+
+ [She takes HANNIBAL out, and ties him to the verandah. THE
+ SQUIRE and RECTOR Come in. LADY ELLA is knocking on the door
+ left.]
+
+HER VOICE. All right! I've bound him up!
+
+LADY ELLA. May I come in?
+
+HER VOICE. Just a second! I've got nothing on.
+
+ [LADY ELLA recoils. THE SQUIRE and RECTOR make an involuntary
+ movement of approach.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! There you are!
+
+THE RECTOR. [Doubtfully] I was just going to wade in----
+
+LADY ELLA. Hannibal would have killed him, if she hadn't rushed in!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Done him good, little beast!
+
+LADY ELLA. Why didn't you go in, Tommy?
+
+THE SQUIRE. Well, I would--only she----
+
+LADY ELLA. I can't think how she got Edward out of Hannibal's awful
+mouth!
+
+MAUD. [Without--to HANNIBAL, who is snuffling on the verandah and
+straining at the scarf] Bad dog!
+
+LADY ELLA. We must simply thank her tremendously! I shall never
+forget the way she ran in, with her skirts up to her waist!
+
+THE SQUIRE. By Jove! No. It was topping.
+
+LADY ELLA. Her clothes must be ruined. That pond--ugh! [She
+wrinkles her nose] Tommy, do have it drained.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Dreamily] I don't remember her face in church.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ah! Yes. Who is she? Pretty woman!
+
+LADY ELLA. I must get the Vet. to Edward. [To THE SQUIRE] Tommy,
+do exert yourself!
+
+ [MAUD re-enters.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right! [Exerting himself] Here's a bell!
+
+HER VOICE. [Through the door] The bleeding's stopped. Shall I send
+him in to you?
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh, please! Poor darling!
+
+ [They listen.]
+
+ [LADY ELLA, prepares to receive EDWARD. THE SQUIRE and RECTOR
+ stand transfixed. The door opens, and a bare arm gently pushes
+ EDWARD forth. He is bandaged with a smooth towel. There is a
+ snuffle--HANNIBAL has broken the scarf, outside.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [Aghast] Look! Hannibal's loose! Maud--Tommy. [To THE
+RECTOR] You!
+
+ [The THREE rush to prevent HANNIBAL from re-entering.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [To EDWARD] Yes, I know--you'd like to! You SHALL bite
+him when it's safe. Oh! my darling, you DO----[She sniffs].
+
+ [MAUD and THE SQUIRE re-enter.]
+
+Have you tied him properly this time?
+
+MAUD. With Bertie's braces.
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! but----
+
+MAUD. It's all right; they're almost leather.
+
+ [THE RECTOR re-enters, with a slight look of insecurity.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Rector, are you sure it's safe?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Hitching at his trousers] No, indeed, LADY Ella--I----
+
+LADY ELLA. Tommy, do lend a hand!
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right, Ella; all right! He doesn't mean what you
+mean!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Transferring EDWARD to THE SQUIRE] Hold him, Tommy.
+He's sure to smell out Hannibal!
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Taking EDWARD by the collar, and holding his own nose]
+Jove! Clever if he can smell anything but himself. Phew! She ought
+to have the Victoria Cross for goin' in that pond.
+
+ [The door opens, and HERSELF appears; a fine, frank, handsome
+ woman, in a man's orange-coloured motor-coat, hastily thrown on
+ over the substrata of costume.]
+
+SHE. So very sorry--had to have a bath, and change, of course!
+
+LADY ELLA. We're so awfully grateful to you. It was splendid.
+
+MAUD. Quite.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Rather holding himself together] Heroic! I was just
+myself about to----
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Restraining EDWARD] Little beast will fight--must
+apologise--you were too quick for me----
+
+ [He looks up at her. She is smiling, and regarding the wounded
+ dog, her head benevolently on one side.]
+
+SHE. Poor dears! They thought they were so safe in that nice pond!
+
+LADY ELLA. Is he very badly torn?
+
+SHE. Rather nasty. There ought to be a stitch or two put in his
+ear.
+
+LADY ELLA. I thought so. Tommy, do----
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right. Am I to let him go?
+
+LADY ELLA. No.
+
+MAUD. The fly's outside. Bertie, run and tell Jarvis to drive in
+for the Vet.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Gentle and embarrassed] Run? Well, Maud--I----
+
+SHE. The doctor would sew it up. My maid can go round.
+
+ [HANNIBAL. appears at the open casement with the broken braces
+ dangling from his collar.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Look! Catch him! Rector!
+
+MAUD. Bertie! Catch him!
+
+ [THE RECTOR seizes HANNIBAL, but is seen to be in difficulties
+ with his garments. HERSELF, who has gone out left, returns,
+ with a leather strop in one hand and a pair of braces in the
+ other.]
+
+SHE. Take this strop--he can't break that. And would these be any
+good to you?
+
+ [SHE hands the braces to MAUD and goes out on to the verandah
+ and hastily away. MAUD, transferring the braces to the RECTOR,
+ goes out, draws HANNIBAL from the casement window, and secures
+ him with the strap. THE RECTOR sits suddenly with the braces in
+ his hands. There is a moment's peace.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Splendid, isn't she? I do admire her.
+
+THE SQUIRE. She's all there.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Feelingly] Most kind.
+
+ [He looks ruefully at the braces and at LADY ELLA. A silence.
+ MAUD reappears at the door and stands gazing at the braces.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Suddenly] Eh?
+
+MAUD. Yes.
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Looking at his wife] Ah!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Absorbed in EDWARD] Poor darling!
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Bluntly] Ella, the Rector wants to get up!
+
+THE RECTOR. [Gently] Perhaps--just for a moment----
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! [She turns to the wall.]
+
+ [THE RECTOR, screened by his WIFE, retires on to the verandah to
+ adjust his garments.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Meditating] So she's married!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Absorbed in EDWARD] Why?
+
+THE SQUIRE. Braces.
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! Yes. We ought to ask them to dinner, Tommy.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ah! Yes. Wonder who they are?
+
+ [THE RECTOR and MAUD reappear.]
+
+THE RECTOR. Really very good of her to lend her husband's--I was--
+er--quite----
+
+MAUD. That'll do, Bertie.
+
+ [THEY see HER returning along the verandah, followed by a sandy,
+ red-faced gentleman in leather leggings, with a needle and
+ cotton in his hand.]
+
+HERSELF. Caught the doctor just starting, So lucky!
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! Thank goodness!
+
+DOCTOR. How do, Lady Ella? How do, Squire?--how do, Rector? [To
+MAUD] How de do? This the beastie? I see. Quite! Who'll hold him
+for me?
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! I!
+
+HERSELF. D'you know, I think I'd better. It's so dreadful when it's
+your own, isn't it? Shall we go in here, doctor? Come along, pretty
+boy!
+
+ [She takes EDWARD, and they pass into the room, left.]
+
+LADY ELLA. I dreaded it. She is splendid!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Dogs take to her. That's a sure sign.
+
+THE RECTOR. Little things--one can always tell.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Something very attractive about her--what! Fine build
+of woman.
+
+MAUD. I shall get hold of her for parish work.
+
+THE RECTOR. Ah! Excellent--excellent! Do!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Wonder if her husband shoots? She seems
+quite-er--quite----
+
+LADY ELLA. [Watching the door] Quite! Altogether charming; one of
+the nicest faces I ever saw.
+
+ [THE DOCTOR comes out alone.]
+
+Oh! Doctor--have you? is it----?
+
+DOCTOR. Right as rain! She held him like an angel--he just licked
+her, and never made a sound.
+
+LADY ELLA. Poor darling! Can I----
+
+ [She signs toward the door.]
+
+DOCTOR. Better leave 'em a minute. She's moppin' 'im off. [He
+wrinkles his nose] Wonderful clever hands!
+
+THE SQUIRE. I say--who is she?
+
+DOCTOR. [Looking from face to face with a dubious and rather
+quizzical expression] Who? Well--there you have me! All I know is
+she's a first-rate nurse--been helpin' me with a case in Ditch Lane.
+Nice woman, too--thorough good sort! Quite an acquisition here.
+H'm! [Again that quizzical glance] Excuse me hurryin' off--very
+late. Good-bye, Rector. Good-bye, Lady Ella. Good-bye!
+
+ [He goes. A silence.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! I suppose we ought to be a bit careful.
+
+ [JARVIS, flyman of the old school, has appeared on the
+ verandah.]
+
+JARVIS. [To THE RECTOR] Beg pardon, sir. Is the little dog all
+right?
+
+MAUD. Yes.
+
+JARVIS. [Touching his hat] Seein' you've missed your train, m'm,
+shall I wait, and take you 'ome again?
+
+MAUD. No.
+
+JARVIS. Cert'nly, m'm. [He touches his hat with a circular gesture,
+and is about to withdraw.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh, Jarvis--what's the name of the people here?
+
+JARVIS. Challenger's the name I've driven 'em in, my lady.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Challenger? Sounds like a hound. What's he like?
+
+JARVIS. [Scratching his head] Wears a soft 'at, sir.
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Ah!
+
+JARVIS. Very nice gentleman, very nice lady. 'Elped me with my old
+mare when she 'ad the 'ighsteria last week--couldn't 'a' been kinder
+if they'd 'a' been angels from 'eaven. Wonderful fond o' dumb
+animals, the two of 'em. I don't pay no attention to gossip, meself.
+
+MAUD. Gossip? What gossip?
+
+JARVIS. [Backing] Did I make use of the word, m'm? You'll excuse
+me, I'm sure. There's always talk where there's newcomers. I takes
+people as I finds 'em.
+
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes, yes, Jarvis--quite--quite right!
+
+JARVIS. Yes, sir. I've--I've got a 'abit that way at my time o'
+life.
+
+MAUD. [Sharply] How long have they been here, Jarvis?
+
+JARVIS. Well---er--a matter of three weeks, m'm.
+
+ [A slight involuntary stir.]
+
+[Apologetic] Of course, in my profession I can't afford to take
+notice of whether there's the trifle of a ring between 'em, as the
+sayin' is. 'Tisn't 'ardly my business like.
+
+ [A silence.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [Suddenly] Er--thank you, Jarvis; you needn't wait.
+
+JARVIS. No, m'lady. Your service, sir--service, m'm.
+
+ [He goes. A silence.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Drawing a little closer] Three weeks? I say--er--
+wasn't there a book?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Abstracted] Three weeks----I certainly haven't seen
+them in church.
+
+MAUD. A trifle of a ring!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Impulsively] Oh, bother! I'm sure she's all right.
+And if she isn't, I don't care. She's been much too splendid.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Must think of the village. Didn't quite like the
+doctor's way of puttin' us off.
+
+LADY ELLA. The poor darling owes his life to her.
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Dash it! Yes! Can't forget the way she ran into
+that stinkin' pond.
+
+MAUD. Had she a wedding-ring on?
+
+ [They look at each other, but no one knows.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Well, I'm not going to be ungrateful.
+
+THE SQUIRE. It'd be dashed awkward--mustn't take a false step, Ella.
+
+THE RECTOR. And I've got his braces! [He puts his hand to his
+waist.]
+
+MAUD. [Warningly] Bertie!
+
+THE SQUIRE. That's all right, Rector--we're goin' to be perfectly
+polite, and--and--thank her, and all that.
+
+LADY ELLA. We can see she's a good sort. What does it matter?
+
+MAUD. My dear Ella! "What does it matter!" We've got to know.
+
+THE RECTOR. We do want light.
+
+THE SQUIRE. I'll ring the bell. [He rings.]
+
+ [They look at each other aghast.]
+
+LADY ELLA. What did you ring for, Tommy?
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Flabbergasted] God knows!
+
+MAUD. Somebody'll come.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Rector--you--you've got to----
+
+MAUD. Yes, Bertie.
+
+THE RECTOR. Dear me! But--er--what--er----How?
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Deeply-to himself] The whole thing's damn delicate.
+
+ [The door right is opened and a MAID appears. She is a
+ determined-looking female. They face her in silence.]
+
+THE RECTOR. Er--er----your master is not in?
+
+THE MAID. No. 'E's gone up to London.
+
+THE RECTOR. Er----Mr Challenger, I think?
+
+THE MAID. Yes.
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes! Er----quite so
+
+THE MAID. [Eyeing them] D'you want--Mrs Challenger?
+
+THE RECTOR. Ah! Not precisely----
+
+THE SQUIRE. [To him in a low, determined voice] Go on.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Desperately] I asked because there was a--a--Mr.
+Challenger I used to know in the 'nineties, and I thought--you
+wouldn't happen to know how long they've been married? My friend
+marr----
+
+THE MAID. Three weeks.
+
+THE RECTOR. Quite so--quite so! I shall hope it will turn out to
+be----Er--thank you--Ha!
+
+LADY ELLA. Our dog has been fighting with the Rector's, and Mrs
+Challenger rescued him; she's bathing his ear. We're waiting to
+thank her. You needn't----
+
+THE MAID. [Eyeing them] No.
+
+ [She turns and goes out.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. Phew! What a gorgon! I say, Rector, did you really
+know a Challenger in the 'nineties?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Wiping his brow] No.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ha! Jolly good!
+
+LADY ELLA. Well, you see!--it's all right.
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes, indeed. A great relief!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Moving to the door] I must go in now.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Hold on! You goin' to ask 'em to--to--anything?
+
+LADY ELLA. Yes.
+
+MAUD. I shouldn't.
+
+LADY ELLA. Why not? We all like the look of her.
+
+THE RECTOR. I think we should punish ourselves for entertaining that
+uncharitable thought.
+
+LADY ELLA. Yes. It's horrible not having the courage to take people
+as they are.
+
+THE SQUIRE. As they are? H'm! How can you till you know?
+
+LADY ELLA. Trust our instincts, of course.
+
+THE SQUIRE. And supposing she'd turned out not married--eh!
+
+LADY ELLA! She'd still be herself, wouldn't she?
+
+MAUD. Ella!
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Don't know about that.
+
+LADY ELLA. Of course she would, Tommy.
+
+THE RECTOR. [His hand stealing to his waist] Well! It's a great
+weight off my----!
+
+LADY ELLA. There's the poor darling snuffling. I must go in.
+
+ [She knocks on the door. It is opened, and EDWARD comes out
+ briskly, with a neat little white pointed ear-cap on one ear.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Precious!
+
+ [SHE HERSELF Comes out, now properly dressed in flax-blue
+ linen.]
+
+LADY ELLA. How perfectly sweet of you to make him that!
+
+SHE. He's such a dear. And the other poor dog?
+
+MAUD. Quite safe, thanks to your strop.
+
+ [HANNIBAL appears at the window, with the broken strop dangling.
+ Following her gaze, they turn and see him.]
+
+MAUD. Oh! There, he's broken it. Bertie!
+
+SHE. Let me! [She seizes HANNIBAL.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. We're really most tremendously obliged to you. Afraid
+we've been an awful nuisance.
+
+SHE. Not a bit. I love dogs.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Hope to make the acquaintance of Mr----of your husband.
+
+LADY ELLA. [To EDWARD, who is straining]
+
+ [Gently, darling! Tommy, take him.]
+
+ [THE SQUIRE does so.]
+
+MAUD. [Approaching HANNIBAL.] Is he behaving?
+
+ [She stops short, and her face suddenly shoots forward at HER
+ hands that are holding HANNIBAL'S neck.]
+
+SHE. Oh! yes--he's a love.
+
+MAUD. [Regaining her upright position, and pursing her lips; in a
+peculiar voice] Bertie, take Hannibal.
+
+THE RECTOR takes him.
+
+LADY ELLA. [Producing a card] I can't be too grateful for all
+you've done for my poor darling. This is where we live. Do come--
+and see----
+
+ [MAUD, whose eyes have never left those hands, tweaks LADY
+ ELLA's dress.]
+
+LADY ELLA. That is--I'm--I----
+
+ [HERSELF looks at LADY ELLA in surprise.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. I don't know if your husband shoots, but if----
+
+ [MAUD, catching his eye, taps the third finger of her left
+ hand.]
+
+--er--he--does--er--er----
+
+ [HERSELF looks at THE SQUIRE surprised.]
+
+MAUD. [Turning to her husband, repeats the gesture with the low and
+simple word] Look!
+
+THE RECTOR. [With round eyes, severely] Hannibal! [He lifts him
+bodily and carries him away.]
+
+MAUD. Don't squeeze him, Bertie!
+
+ [She follows through the French window.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Abruptly--of the unoffending EDWARD] That dog'll be
+forgettin' himself in a minute.
+
+ [He picks up EDWARD and takes him out.]
+
+ [LADY ELLA is left staring.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [At last] You mustn't think, I----You mustn't think, we
+----Oh! I must just see they--don't let Edward get at Hannibal.
+
+ [She skims away.]
+
+ [HERSELF is left staring after LADY ELLA, in surprise.]
+
+SHE. What is the matter with them?
+
+ [The door is opened.]
+
+THE MAID. [Entering and holding out a wedding-ring--severely] You
+left this, m'm, in the bathroom.
+
+SHE. [Looking, startled, at her finger] Oh! [Taking it] I hadn't
+missed it. Thank you, Martha.
+
+ [THE MAID goes.]
+
+ [A hand, slipping in at the casement window, softly lays a pair
+ of braces on the windowsill. SHE looks at the braces, then at
+ the ring. HER lip curls.]
+
+Sue. [Murmuring deeply] Ah!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+DEFEAT
+
+A TINY DRAMA
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+THE OFFICER.
+THE GIRL.
+
+
+ DEFEAT
+
+ During the Great War. Evening.
+
+
+
+ An empty room. The curtains drawn and gas turned low. The
+ furniture and walls give a colour-impression as of greens and
+ beetroot. There is a prevalence of plush. A fireplace on the
+ Left, a sofa, a small table; the curtained window is at the
+ back. On the table, in a common pot, stands a little plant of
+ maidenhair fern, fresh and green.
+
+ Enter from the door on the Right, a GIRL and a YOUNG OFFICER in
+ khaki. The GIRL wears a discreet dark dress, hat, and veil, and
+ stained yellow gloves. The YOUNG OFFICER is tall, with a fresh
+ open face, and kindly eager blue eyes; he is a little lame. The
+ GIRL, who is evidently at home, moves towards the gas jet to
+ turn it up, then changes her mind, and going to the curtains,
+ draws them apart and throws up the window. Bright moonlight
+ comes flooding in. Outside are seen the trees of a little
+ Square. She stands gazing out, suddenly turns inward with a
+ shiver.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I say; what's the matter? You were crying when I spoke
+to you.
+
+GIRL. [With a movement of recovery] Oh! nothing. The beautiful
+evening-that's all.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Looking at her] Cheer up!
+
+GIRL. [Taking of hat and veil; her hair is yellowish and crinkly]
+Cheer up! You are not lonelee, like me.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Limping to the window--doubtfully] I say, how did you
+how did you get into this? Isn't it an awfully hopeless sort of
+life?
+
+GIRL. Yees, it ees. You haf been wounded?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Just out of hospital to-day.
+
+GIRL. The horrible war--all the misery is because of the war. When
+will it end?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Leaning against the window-sill, looking at her
+attentively] I say, what nationality are you?
+
+GIRL. [With a quick look and away] Rooshian.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Really! I never met a Russian girl. [The GIRL gives him
+another quick look] I say, is it as bad as they make out?
+
+GIRL. [Slipping her hand through his arm] Not when I haf anyone as
+ni-ice as you; I never haf had, though. [She smiles, and her smile,
+like her speech, is slow and confining] You stopped because I was
+sad, others stop because I am gay. I am not fond of men at all.
+When you know--you are not fond of them.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Well, you hardly know them at their best, do you? You
+should see them in the trenches. By George! They're simply
+splendid--officers and men, every blessed soul. There's never been
+anything like it--just one long bit of jolly fine self-sacrifice;
+it's perfectly amazing.
+
+GIRL. [Turning her blue-grey eyes on him] I expect you are not the
+last at that. You see in them what you haf in yourself, I think.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, not a bit; you're quite out! I assure you when we
+made the attack where I got wounded there wasn't a single man in my
+regiment who wasn't an absolute hero. The way they went in--never
+thinking of themselves--it was simply ripping.
+
+GIRL. [In a queer voice] It is the same too, perhaps, with--the
+enemy.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, yes! I know that.
+
+GIRL. Ah! You are not a mean man. How I hate mean men!
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh! they're not mean really--they simply don't
+understand.
+
+GIRL. Oh! You are a babee--a good babee aren't you?
+
+ [The YOUNG OFFICER doesn't like this, and frowns. The GIRL
+ looks a little scared.]
+
+GIRL. [Clingingly] But I li-ke you for it. It is so good to find a
+ni-ice man.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Abruptly] About being lonely? Haven't you any Russian
+friends?
+
+GIRL. [Blankly] Rooshian? No. [Quickly] The town is so beeg.
+Were you at the concert before you spoke to me?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes.
+
+GIRL. I too. I lofe music.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I suppose all Russians do.
+
+GIRL. [With another quick look tat him] I go there always when I
+haf the money.
+
+YOUNG OFF. What! Are you as badly on the rocks as that?
+
+GIRL. Well, I haf just one shilling now!
+
+ [She laughs bitterly. The laugh upsets him; he sits on the
+ window-sill, and leans forward towards her.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. I say, what's your name?
+
+GIRL. May. Well, I call myself that. It is no good asking yours.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With a laugh] You're a distrustful little soul; aren't
+you?
+
+GIRL. I haf reason to be, don't you think?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes. I suppose you're bound to think us all brutes.
+
+GIRL. [Sitting on a chair close to the window where the moonlight
+falls on one powdered cheek] Well, I haf a lot of reasons to be
+afraid all my time. I am dreadfully nervous now; I am not trusding
+anybody. I suppose you haf been killing lots of Germans?
+
+YOUNG OFF. We never know, unless it happens to be hand to hand; I
+haven't come in for that yet.
+
+GIRL. But you would be very glad if you had killed some.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, glad? I don't think so. We're all in the same boat,
+so far as that's concerned. We're not glad to kill each other--not
+most of us. We do our job--that's all.
+
+GIRL. Oh! It is frightful. I expect I haf my brothers killed.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Don't you get any news ever?
+
+GIRL. News? No indeed, no news of anybody in my country. I might
+not haf a country; all that I ever knew is gone; fader, moder,
+sisters, broders, all; never any more I shall see them, I suppose,
+now. The war it breaks and breaks, it breaks hearts. [She gives a
+little snarl] Do you know what I was thinking when you came up to
+me? I was thinking of my native town, and the river in the
+moonlight. If I could see it again I would be glad. Were you ever
+homeseeck?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I have been--in the trenches. But one's ashamed
+with all the others.
+
+GIRL. Ah! Yees! Yees! You are all comrades there. What is it
+like for me here, do you think, where everybody hates and despises
+me, and would catch me and put me in prison, perhaps. [Her breast
+heaves.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Leaning forward and patting her knee] Sorry--sorry.
+
+GIRL. [In a smothered voice] You are the first who has been kind to
+me for so long! I will tell you the truth--I am not Rooshian at all
+--I am German.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Staring] My dear girl, who cares. We aren't fighting
+against women.
+
+GIRL. [Peering at him] Another man said that to me. But he was
+thinkin' of his fun. You are a veree ni-ice boy; I am so glad I met
+you. You see the good in people, don't you? That is the first thing
+in the world--because--there is really not much good in people, you
+know.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Smiling] You are a dreadful little cynic! But of
+course you are!
+
+GIRL. Cyneec? How long do you think I would live if I was not a
+cyneec? I should drown myself to-morrow. Perhaps there are good
+people, but, you see, I don't know them.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I know lots.
+
+GIRL. [Leaning towards him] Well now--see, ni-ice boy--you haf
+never been in a hole, haf you?
+
+YOUNG OFF. I suppose not a real hole.
+
+GIRL. No, I should think not, with your face. Well, suppose I am
+still a good girl, as I was once, you know; and you took me to your
+mother and your sisters and you said: "Here is a little German girl
+that has no work, and no money, and no friends." They will say: "Oh!
+how sad! A German girl!" And they will go and wash their hands.
+
+ [The OFFICER, is silent, staring at her.]
+
+GIRL. You see.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Muttering] I'm sure there are people.
+
+GIRL. No. They would not take a German, even if she was good.
+Besides, I don't want to be good any more--I am not a humbug; I have
+learned to be bad. Aren't you going to kees me, ni-ice boy?
+
+She puts her face close to his. Her eyes trouble him; he draws back.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Don't. I'd rather not, if you don't mind. [She looks at
+him fixedly, with a curious inquiring stare] It's stupid. I don't
+know--but you see, out there, and in hospital, life's different.
+It's--it's--it isn't mean, you know. Don't come too close.
+
+GIRL. Oh! You are fun----[She stops] Eesn't it light. No Zeps
+to-night. When they burn--what a 'orrble death! And all the people
+cheer. It is natural. Do you hate us veree much?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Turning sharply] Hate? I don't know.
+
+GIRL. I don't hate even the English--I despise them. I despise my
+people too; even more, because they began this war. Oh! I know that.
+I despise all the peoples. Why haf they made the world so miserable
+--why haf they killed all our lives--hundreds and thousands and
+millions of lives--all for noting? They haf made a bad world--
+everybody hating, and looking for the worst everywhere. They haf
+made me bad, I know. I believe no more in anything. What is there
+to believe in? Is there a God? No! Once I was teaching little
+English children their prayers--isn't that funnee? I was reading to
+them about Christ and love. I believed all those things. Now I
+believe noting at all--no one who is not a fool or a liar can
+believe. I would like to work in a 'ospital; I would like to go and
+'elp poor boys like you. Because I am a German they would throw me
+out a 'undred times, even if I was good. It is the same in Germany,
+in France, in Russia, everywhere. But do you think I will believe in
+Love and Christ and God and all that--Not I! I think we are animals
+--that's all! Oh, yes! you fancy it is because my life has spoiled
+me. It is not that at all--that is not the worst thing in life. The
+men I take are not ni-ice, like you, but it's their nature; and--they
+help me to live, which is something for me, anyway. No, it is the
+men who think themselves great and good and make the war with their
+talk and their hate, killing us all--killing all the boys like you,
+and keeping poor People in prison, and telling us to go on hating;
+and all these dreadful cold-blood creatures who write in the papers
+--the same in my country--just the same; it is because of all of them
+that I think we are only animals.
+
+ [The YOUNG OFFICER gets up, acutely miserable.]
+
+ [She follows him with her eyes.]
+
+GIRL. Don't mind me talkin', ni-ice boy. I don't know anyone to
+talk to. If you don't like it, I can be quiet as a mouse.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, go on! Talk away; I'm not obliged to believe you,
+and I don't.
+
+ [She, too, is on her feet now, leaning against the wall; her
+ dark dress and white face just touched by the slanting
+ moonlight. Her voice comes again, slow and soft and bitter.]
+
+GIRL. Well, look here, ni-ice boy, what sort of world is it, where
+millions are being tortured, for no fault of theirs, at all? A
+beautiful world, isn't it? 'Umbog! Silly rot, as you boys call it.
+You say it is all "Comrades" and braveness out there at the front,
+and people don't think of themselves. Well, I don't think of myself
+veree much. What does it matter? I am lost now, anyway. But I
+think of my people at 'ome; how they suffer and grieve. I think of
+all the poor people there, and here, how lose those they love, and
+all the poor prisoners. Am I not to think of them? And if I do, how
+am I to believe it a beautiful world, ni-ice boy?
+
+ [He stands very still, staring at her.]
+
+GIRL. Look here! We haf one life each, and soon it is over. Well,
+I think that is lucky.
+
+YOUNG OFF. No! There's more than that.
+
+GIRL. [Softly] Ah! You think the war is fought for the future; you
+are giving your lives for a better world, aren't you?
+
+YOUNG OFF. We must fight till we win.
+
+GIRL. Till you win. My people think that too. All the peoples
+think that if they win the world will be better. But it will not,
+you know; it will be much worse, anyway.
+
+ [He turns away from her, and catches up his cap. Her voice
+ follows him.]
+
+GIRL. I don't care which win. I don't care if my country is beaten.
+I despise them all--animals--animals. Ah! Don't go, ni-ice boy; I
+will be quiet now.
+
+ [He has taken some notes from his tunic pocket; he puts then on
+ the table and goes up to her.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. Good-night.
+
+GIRL. [Plaintively] Are you really going? Don't you like me
+enough?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I like you.
+
+GIRL. It is because I am German, then?
+
+YOUNG OFF. No.
+
+GIRL. Then why won't you stay?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With a shrug] If you must know--because you upset me.
+
+GIRL. Won't you kees me once?
+
+ [He bends, puts his lips to her forehead. But as he takes them
+ away she throws her head back, presses her mouth to his, and
+ clings to him.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Sitting down suddenly] Don't! I don't want to feel a
+brute.
+
+GIRL. [Laughing] You are a funny boy; but you are veree good. Talk
+to me a little, then. No one talks to me. Tell me, haf you seen
+many German prisoners?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Sighing] A good many.
+
+GIRL. Any from the Rhine?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I think so.
+
+GIRL. Were they veree sad?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Some were; some were quite glad to be taken.
+
+GIRL. Did you ever see the Rhine? It will be wonderful to-night.
+The moonlight will be the same there, and in Rooshia too, and France,
+everywhere; and the trees will look the same as here, and people will
+meet under them and make love just as here. Oh! isn't it stupid, the
+war? As if it were not good to be alive!
+
+YOUNG OFF. You can't tell how good it is to be alive till you're
+facing death. You don't live till then. And when a whole lot of you
+feel like that--and are ready to give their lives for each other,
+it's worth all the rest of life put together.
+
+ [He stops, ashamed of such, sentiment before this girl, who
+ believes in nothing.]
+
+GIRL. [Softly] How were you wounded, ni-ice boy?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Attacking across open ground: four machine bullets got me
+at one go off.
+
+GIRL. Weren't you veree frightened when they ordered you to attack?
+
+ [He shakes his head and laughs.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. It was great. We did laugh that morning. They got me
+much too soon, though--a swindle.
+
+GIRL. [Staring at him] You laughed?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes. And what do you think was the first thing I was
+conscious of next morning? My old Colonel bending over me and giving
+me a squeeze of lemon. If you knew my Colonel you'd still believe in
+things. There is something, you know, behind all this evil. After
+all, you can only die once, and, if it's for your country--all the
+better!
+
+ [Her face, in the moonlight, with, intent eyes touched up with
+ black, has a most strange, other-world look.]
+
+GIRL. No; I believe in nothing, not even in my country. My heart is
+dead.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes; you think so, but it isn't, you know, or you
+wouldn't have 'been crying when I met you.
+
+GIRL. If it were not dead, do you think I could live my life-walking
+the streets every night, pretending to like strange men; never
+hearing a kind word; never talking, for fear I will be known for a
+German? Soon I shall take to drinking; then I shall be "Kaput" veree
+quick. You see, I am practical; I see things clear. To-night I am a
+little emotional; the moon is funny, you know. But I live for myself
+only, now. I don't care for anything or anybody.
+
+YOUNG OFF. All the same; just now you were pitying your folk at
+home, and prisoners and that.
+
+GIRL. Yees; because they suffer. Those who suffer are like me--I
+pity myself, that's all; I am different from your English women. I
+see what I am doing; I do not let my mind become a turnip just
+because I am no longer moral.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Nor your heart either, for all you say.
+
+GIRL. Ni-ice boy, you are veree obstinate. But all that about love
+is 'umbog. We love ourselves, noting more.
+
+ At that intense soft bitterness in her voice, he gets up,
+ feeling stifled, and stands at the window. A newspaper boy some
+ way off is calling his wares. The GIRL's fingers slip between
+ his own, and stay unmoving. He looks round into her face. In
+ spite of make-up it has a queer, unholy, touching beauty.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With an outburst] No; we don't only love ourselves;
+there is more. I can't explain, but there's something great; there's
+kindness--and--and-----
+
+ [The shouting of newspaper boys grows louder and their cries,
+ passionately vehement, clash into each other and obscure each
+ word. His head goes up to listen; her hand tightens within his
+ arm--she too is listening. The cries come nearer, hoarser, more
+ shrill and clamorous; the empty moonlight outside seems suddenly
+ crowded with figures, footsteps, voices, and a fierce distant
+ cheering. "Great victory--great victory! Official! British!
+ 'Eavy defeat of the 'Uns! Many thousand prisoners! 'Eavy
+ defeat!" It speeds by, intoxicating, filling him with a fearful
+ joy; he leans far out, waving his cap and cheering like a
+ madman; the night seems to flutter and vibrate and answer. He
+ turns to rush down into the street, strikes against something
+ soft, and recoils. The GIRL stands with hands clenched, and
+ face convulsed, panting. All confused with the desire to do
+ something, he stoops to kiss her hand. She snatches away her
+ fingers, sweeps up the notes he has put down, and holds them out
+ to him.]
+
+GIRL. Take them--I will not haf your English money--take them.
+
+ Suddenly she tears them across, twice, thrice, lets the bits.
+ flutter to the floor, and turns her back on him. He stands
+ looking at her leaning against the plush-covered table, her head
+ down, a dark figure in a dark room, with the moonlight
+ sharpening her outline. Hardly a moment he stays, then makes
+ for the door. When he is gone, she still stands there, her chin
+ on her breast, with the sound in her ears of cheering, of
+ hurrying feet, and voices crying: "'Eavy Defeat!" stands, in the
+ centre of a pattern made by the fragments of the torn-up notes,
+ staring out unto the moonlight, seeing not this hated room and
+ the hated Square outside, but a German orchard, and herself, a
+ little girl, plucking apples, a big dog beside her; and a
+ hundred other pictures, such as the drowning see. Then she
+ sinks down on the floor, lays her forehead on the dusty carpet,
+ and presses her body to it. Mechanically, she sweeps together
+ the scattered fragments of notes, assembling them with the dust
+ into a little pile, as of fallen leaves, and dabbling in it with
+ her fingers, while the tears run down her cheeks.
+
+GIRL. Defeat! Der Vaterland! Defeat! . . . One shillin'!
+
+ [Then suddenly, in the moonlight, she sits up, and begins to
+ sing with all her might "Die Wacht am Rhein." And outside men
+ pass, singing: "Rule, Britannia!"]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE SUN
+
+A SCENE
+
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+THE GIRL.
+THE MAN.
+THE SOLDIER.
+
+
+ THE SUN
+
+ A Girl, sits crouched over her knees on a stile close to a
+ river. A MAN with a silver badge stands beside her, clutching
+ the worn top plank. THE GIRL'S level brows are drawn together;
+ her eyes see her memories. THE MAN's eyes see THE GIRL; he has
+ a dark, twisted face. The bright sun shines; the quiet river
+ flows; the Cuckoo is calling; the mayflower is in bloom along
+ the hedge that ends in the stile on the towing-path.
+
+THE GIRL. God knows what 'e'll say, Jim.
+
+THE MAN. Let 'im. 'E's come too late, that's all.
+
+THE GIRL. He couldn't come before. I'm frightened. 'E was fond o'
+me.
+
+THE MAN. And aren't I fond of you?
+
+THE GIRL. I ought to 'a waited, Jim; with 'im in the fightin'.
+
+THE MAN. [Passionately] And what about me? Aren't I been in the
+fightin'--earned all I could get?
+
+THE GIRL. [Touching him] Ah!
+
+THE MAN. Did you--? [He cannot speak the words.]
+
+THE GIRL. Not like you, Jim--not like you.
+
+THE MAN. Have a spirit, then.
+
+THE GIRL. I promised him.
+
+THE MAN. One man's luck's another's poison.
+
+THE GIRL. I ought to 'a waited. I never thought he'd come back from
+the fightin'.
+
+THE MAN. [Grimly] Maybe 'e'd better not 'ave.
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking back along the tow-path] What'll he be like, I
+wonder?
+
+THE MAN. [Gripping her shoulder] Daisy, don't you never go back on
+me, or I should kill you, and 'im too.
+
+ [THE GIRL looks at him, shivers, and puts her lips to his.]
+
+THE GIRL. I never could.
+
+THE MAN. Will you run for it? 'E'd never find us!
+
+ [THE GIRL shakes her head.]
+
+THE MAN [Dully] What's the good o' stayin'? The world's wide.
+
+THE GIRL. I'd rather have it off me mind, with him home.
+
+THE MAN. [Clenching his hands] It's temptin' Providence.
+
+THE GIRL. What's the time, Jim?
+
+THE MAN. [Glancing at the sun] 'Alf past four.
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking along the towing-path] He said four o'clock.
+Jim, you better go.
+
+THE MAN. Not I. I've not got the wind up. I've seen as much of
+hell as he has, any day. What like is he?
+
+THE GIRL. [Dully] I dunno, just. I've not seen him these three
+years. I dunno no more, since I've known you.
+
+THE MAN. Big or little chap?
+
+THE GIRL. 'Bout your size. Oh! Jim, go along!
+
+THE MAN. No fear! What's a blighter like that to old Fritz's
+shells? We didn't shift when they was comin'. If you'll go, I'll
+go; not else.
+
+ [Again she shakes her head.]
+
+THE GIRL. Jim, do you love me true?
+
+ [For answer THE MAN takes her avidly in his arms.]
+
+I ain't ashamed--I ain't ashamed. If 'e could see me 'eart.
+
+THE MAN. Daisy! If I'd known you out there, I never could 'a stuck
+it. They'd 'a got me for a deserter. That's how I love you!
+
+THE GIRL. Jim, don't lift your hand to 'im! Promise!
+
+THE MAN. That's according.
+
+THE GIRL. Promise!
+
+THE MAN. If 'e keeps quiet, I won't. But I'm not accountable--not
+always, I tell you straight--not since I've been through that.
+
+THE GIRL. [With a shiver] Nor p'raps he isn't.
+
+THE MAN. Like as not. It takes the lynch pins out, I tell you.
+
+THE GIRL. God 'elp us!
+
+THE MAN. [Grimly] Ah! We said that a bit too often. What we want
+we take, now; there's no one else to give it us, and there's no
+fear'll stop us; we seen the bottom of things.
+
+THE GIRL. P'raps he'll say that too.
+
+THE MAN. Then it'll be 'im or me.
+
+THE GIRL. I'm frightened:
+
+THE MAN. [Tenderly] No, Daisy, no! The river's handy. One more or
+less. 'E shan't 'arm you; nor me neither. [He takes out a knife.]
+
+THE GIRL. [Seizing his hand] Oh, no! Give it to me, Jim!
+
+THE MAN. [Smiling] No fear! [He puts it away] Shan't 'ave no need
+for it like as not. All right, little Daisy; you can't be expected
+to see things like what we do. What's life, anyway? I've seen a
+thousand lives taken in five minutes. I've seen dead men on the
+wires like flies on a flypaper. I've been as good as dead meself a
+hundred times. I've killed a dozen men. It's nothin'. He's safe,
+if 'e don't get my blood up. If he does, nobody's safe; not 'im, nor
+anybody else; not even you. I'm speakin' sober.
+
+THE GIRL. [Softly] Jim, you won't go fightin' in the sun, with the
+birds all callin'?
+
+THE MAN. That depends on 'im. I'm not lookin' for it. Daisy, I
+love you. I love your hair. I love your eyes. I love you.
+
+THE GIRL. And I love you, Jim. I don't want nothin' more than you
+in all the world.
+
+THE MAN. Amen to that, my dear. Kiss me close!
+
+ The sound of a voice singing breaks in on their embrace. THE
+ GIRL starts from his arms, and looks behind her along the
+ towing-path. THE MAN draws back against, the hedge, fingering
+ his side, where the knife is hidden. The song comes nearer.
+
+
+ "I'll be right there to-night,
+ Where the fields are snowy white;
+ Banjos ringing, darkies singing,
+ All the world seems bright."
+
+THE GIRL. It's him!
+
+THE MAN. Don't get the wind up, Daisy. I'm here!
+
+ [The singing stops. A man's voice says "Christ! It's Daisy;
+ it's little Daisy 'erself!" THE GIRL stands rigid. The figure
+ of a soldier appears on the other side of the stile. His cap is
+ tucked into his belt, his hair is bright in the sunshine; he is
+ lean, wasted, brown, and laughing.]
+
+SOLDIER. Daisy! Daisy! Hallo, old pretty girl!
+
+ [THE GIRL does not move, barring the way, as it were.]
+
+THE GIRL. Hallo, Jack! [Softly] I got things to tell you!
+
+SOLDIER. What sort o' things, this lovely day? Why, I got things
+that'd take me years to tell. Have you missed me, Daisy?
+
+THE GIRL. You been so long.
+
+SOLDIER. So I 'ave. My Gawd! It's a way they 'ave in the Army. I
+said when I got out of it I'd laugh. Like as the sun itself I used
+to think of you, Daisy, when the trumps was comin' over, and the wind
+was up. D'you remember that last night in the wood? "Come back and
+marry me quick, Jack." Well, here I am--got me pass to heaven. No
+more fightin', no more drillin', no more sleepin' rough. We can get
+married now, Daisy. We can live soft an' 'appy. Give us a kiss, my
+dear.
+
+THE GIRL. [Drawing back] No.
+
+SOLDIER. [Blankly] Why not?
+
+ [THE MAN, with a swift movement steps along the hedge to THE
+ GIRL'S side.]
+
+THE MAN. That's why, soldier.
+
+SOLDIER. [Leaping over the stile] 'Oo are you, Pompey? The sun
+don't shine in your inside, do it? 'Oo is he, Daisy?
+
+THE GIRL. My man.
+
+SOLDIER. Your-man! Lummy! "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a
+thief!" Well, mate! So you've been through it, too. I'm laughin'
+this mornin' as luck will 'ave it. Ah! I can see your knife.
+
+THE MAN. [Who has half drawn his knife] Don't laugh at me, I tell
+you.
+
+SOLDIER. Not at you, not at you. [He looks from one to the other]
+I'm laughin' at things in general. Where did you get it, mate?
+
+THE MAN. [Watchfully] Through the lung.
+
+SOLDIER. Think o' that! An' I never was touched. Four years an'
+never was touched. An' so you've come an' took my girl! Nothin'
+doin'! Ha! [Again he looks from one to the other-then away] Well!
+The world's before me! [He laughs] I'll give you Daisy for a lung
+protector.
+
+THE MAN. [Fiercely] You won't. I've took her.
+
+SOLDIER. That's all right, then. You keep 'er. I've got a laugh in
+me you can't put out, black as you look! Good-bye, little Daisy!
+
+ [THE GIRL makes a movement towards him.]
+
+THE MAN. Don't touch 'im!
+
+ [THE GIRL stands hesitating, and suddenly bursts into tears.]
+
+SOLDIER. Look 'ere, mate; shake 'ands! I don't want to see a girl
+cry, this day of all, with the sun shinin'. I seen too much of
+sorrer. You and me've been at the back of it. We've 'ad our whack.
+Shake!
+
+THE MAN. Who are you kiddin'? You never loved 'er!
+
+SOLDIER. [After a long moment's pause] Oh! I thought I did.
+
+THE MAN. I'll fight you for her.
+
+ [He drops his knife. ]
+
+SOLDIER. [Slowly] Mate, you done your bit, an' I done mine. It's
+took us two ways, seemin'ly.
+
+THE GIRL. [Pleading] Jim!
+
+THE MAN. [With clenched fists] I don't want 'is charity. I only
+want what I can take.
+
+SOLDIER. Daisy, which of us will you 'ave?
+
+THE GIRL. [Covering her face] Oh! Him!
+
+SOLDIER. You see, mate! Put your 'ands down. There's nothin' for
+it but a laugh. You an' me know that. Laugh, mate!
+
+THE MAN. You blarsted----!
+
+ [THE GIRL springs to him and stops his mouth.]
+
+SOLDIER. It's no use, mate. I can't do it. I said I'd laugh
+to-day, and laugh I will. I've come through that, an' all the stink
+of it; I've come through sorrer. Never again! Cheerio, mate! The
+sun's a-shinin'! He turns away.
+
+THE GIRL. Jack, don't think too 'ard of me!
+
+SOLDIER. [Looking back] No fear, my dear! Enjoy your fancy! So
+long! Gawd bless you both!
+
+He sings, and goes along the path, and the song fades away.
+
+ "I'll be right there to-night
+ Where the fields are snowy white;
+ Banjos ringing, darkies singing
+ All the world seems bright!"
+
+
+
+THE MAN. 'E's mad!
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking down the path with her hands clasped] The sun has
+touched 'im, Jim!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+PUNCH AND GO
+
+A LITTLE COMEDY
+
+"Orpheus with his lute made trees
+And the mountain tope that freeze....."
+
+
+
+
+PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+JAMES G. FRUST ..............The Boss
+E. BLEWITT VANE .............The Producer
+MR. FORESON .................The Stage Manager
+"ELECTRICS"..................The Electrician
+"PROPS" .....................The Property Man
+HERBERT .....................The Call Boy
+
+
+
+
+OF THE PLAY WITHIN THE PLAY
+
+GUY TOONE ...................The Professor
+VANESSA HELLGROVE ...........The Wife
+GEORGE FLEETWAY .............Orpheus
+MAUDE HOPKINS ...............The Faun
+
+
+
+
+SCENE: The Stage of a Theatre.
+
+Action continuous, though the curtain is momentarily lowered
+according to that action.
+
+
+
+ PUNCH AND GO
+
+ The Scene is the stage of the theatre set for the dress
+ rehearsal of the little play: "Orpheus with his Lute." The
+ curtain is up and the audience, though present, is not supposed
+ to be. The set scene represents the end section of a room, with
+ wide French windows, Back Centre, fully opened on to an apple
+ orchard in bloom. The Back Wall with these French windows, is
+ set only about ten feet from the footlights, and the rest of the
+ stage is orchard. What is visible of the room would indicate
+ the study of a writing man of culture. ( Note.--If found
+ advantageous for scenic purposes, this section of room can be
+ changed to a broad verandah or porch with pillars supporting its
+ roof.) In the wall, Stage Left, is a curtained opening, across
+ which the curtain is half drawn. Stage Right of the French
+ windows is a large armchair turned rather towards the window,
+ with a book rest attached, on which is a volume of the
+ Encyclopedia Britannica, while on a stool alongside are writing
+ materials such as a man requires when he writes with a pad on
+ his knees. On a little table close by is a reading-lamp with a
+ dark green shade. A crude light from the floats makes the stage
+ stare; the only person on it is MR FORESON, the stage manager,
+ who is standing in the centre looking upwards as if waiting for
+ someone to speak. He is a short, broad man, rather blank, and
+ fatal. From the back of the auditorium, or from an empty box,
+ whichever is most convenient, the producer, MR BLEWITT VANE, a
+ man of about thirty four, with his hair brushed back, speaks.
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson?
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. We'll do that lighting again.
+
+ [FORESON walks straight of the Stage into the wings Right.]
+
+ [A pause.]
+
+Mr Foreson! [Crescendo] Mr Foreson.
+
+ [FORESON walks on again from Right and shades his eyes.]
+
+VANE. For goodness sake, stand by! We'll do that lighting again.
+Check your floats.
+
+FORESON. [Speaking up into the prompt wings] Electrics!
+
+VOICE OF ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Give it us again. Check your floats.
+
+ [The floats go down, and there is a sudden blinding glare of
+ blue lights, in which FORESON looks particularly ghastly.]
+
+VANE. Great Scott! What the blazes! Mr Foreson!
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the wings Left. Crescendo.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. Tell Miller to come down.
+
+FORESON. Electrics! Mr Blewitt Vane wants to speak to you. Come
+down!
+
+VANE. Tell Herbert to sit in that chair.
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the Right wings.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. Don't go off the stage. [FORESON mutters.]
+
+ [ELECTRICS appears from the wings, Stage Left. He is a dark,
+ thin-faced man with rather spikey hair.]
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes, Mr Vane?
+
+VANE. Look!
+
+ELECTRICS. That's what I'd got marked, Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Once for all, what I want is the orchard in full moonlight,
+and the room dark except for the reading lamp. Cut off your front
+battens.
+
+ [ELECTRICS withdraws Left. FORESON walks off the Stage into the
+ Right wings.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. See this marked right. Now, come on with it! I want to get
+some beauty into this!
+
+ [While he is speaking, HERBERT, the call boy, appears from the
+ wings Right, a mercurial youth of about sixteen with a wide
+ mouth.]
+
+FORESON. [Maliciously] Here you are, then, Mr Vane. Herbert, sit
+in that chair.
+
+ [HERBERT sits an the armchair, with an air of perfect peace.]
+
+VANE. Now! [All the lights go out. In a wail] Great Scott!
+
+ [A throaty chuckle from FORESON in the darkness. The light
+ dances up, flickers, shifts, grows steady, falling on the
+ orchard outside. The reading lamp darts alight and a piercing
+ little glare from it strikes into the auditorium away from
+ HERBERT.]
+
+[In a terrible voice] Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Look--at--that--shade!
+
+ [FORESON mutters, walks up to it and turns it round so that the
+ light shines on HERBERT'S legs.]
+
+On his face, on his face!
+
+ [FORESON turns the light accordingly.]
+
+FORESON. Is that what you want, Mr Vane?
+
+VANE. Yes. Now, mark that!
+
+FORESON. [Up into wings Right] Electrics!
+
+ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Mark that!
+
+VANE. My God!
+
+ [The blue suddenly becomes amber.]
+
+ [The blue returns. All is steady. HERBERT is seen diverting
+ himself with an imaginary cigar.]
+
+Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Ask him if he's got that?
+
+FORESON. Have you got that?
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes.
+
+VANE. Now pass to the change. Take your floats off altogether.
+
+FORESON. [Calling up] Floats out. [They go out.]
+
+VANE. Cut off that lamp. [The lamp goes out] Put a little amber in
+your back batten. Mark that! Now pass to the end. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Black out
+
+FORESON. [Calling up] Black out!
+
+ [The lights go out.]
+
+VANE. Give us your first lighting-lamp on. And then the two
+changes. Quick as you can. Put some pep into it. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Stand for me where Miss Hellgrove comes in. FORESON crosses
+to the window. No, no!--by the curtain.
+
+ [FORESON takes his stand by the curtain; and suddenly the three
+ lighting effects are rendered quickly and with miraculous
+ exactness.]
+
+Good! Leave it at that. We'll begin. Mr Foreson, send up to Mr
+Frust.
+
+ [He moves from the auditorium and ascends on to the Stage, by
+ some steps Stage Right.]
+
+FORESON. Herb! Call the boss, and tell beginners to stand by.
+Sharp, now!
+
+ [HERBERT gets out of the chair, and goes off Right.]
+
+ [FORESON is going off Left as VANE mounts the Stage.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. I want "Props."
+
+FORESON. [In a stentorian voice] "Props!"
+
+ [Another moth-eaten man appears through the French windows.]
+
+VANE. Is that boulder firm?
+
+PROPS. [Going to where, in front of the back-cloth, and apparently
+among its apple trees, lies the counterfeitment of a mossy boulder;
+he puts his foot on it] If, you don't put too much weight on it,
+sir.
+
+VANE. It won't creak?
+
+PROPS. Nao. [He mounts on it, and a dolorous creaking arises.]
+
+VANE. Make that right. Let me see that lute.
+
+ [PROPS produces a property lute. While they scrutinize it, a
+ broad man with broad leathery clean-shaven face and small mouth,
+ occupied by the butt end of a cigar, has come on to the stage
+ from Stage Left, and stands waiting to be noticed.]
+
+PROPS. [Attracted by the scent of the cigar] The Boss, Sir.
+
+VANE. [Turning to "PROPS"] That'll do, then.
+
+ ["PROPS" goes out through the French windows.]
+
+VANE. [To FRUST] Now, sir, we're all ready for rehearsal of
+"Orpheus with his Lute."
+
+FRUST. [In a cosmopolitan voice] "Orphoos with his loot!" That his
+loot, Mr Vane? Why didn't he pinch something more precious? Has
+this high-brow curtain-raiser of yours got any "pep" in it?
+
+VANE. It has charm.
+
+FRUST. I'd thought of "Pop goes the Weasel" with little Miggs. We
+kind of want a cock-tail before "Louisa loses," Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Well, sir, you'll see.
+
+FRUST. This your lighting? It's a bit on the spiritool side. I've
+left my glass. Guess I'll sit in the front row. Ha'f a minute. Who
+plays this Orphoos?
+
+VANE. George Fleetway.
+
+FRUST. Has he got punch?
+
+VANE. It's a very small part.
+
+FRUST. Who are the others?
+
+VANE. Guy Toone plays the Professor; Vanessa Hellgrove his wife;
+Maude Hopkins the faun.
+
+FRUST. H'm! Names don't draw.
+
+VANE. They're not expensive, any of them. Miss Hellgrove's a find,
+I think.
+
+FRUST. Pretty?
+
+VANE. Quite.
+
+FRUST. Arty?
+
+VANE. [Doubtfully] No. [With resolution] Look here, Mr FRUST,
+it's no use your expecting another "Pop goes the Weasel."
+
+FRUST. We-ell, if it's got punch and go, that'll be enough for me.
+Let's get to it!
+
+ [He extinguishes his cigar and descends the steps and sits in
+ the centre of the front row of the stalls.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson?
+
+FORESON. [Appearing through curtain, Right] Sir?
+
+VANE. Beginners. Take your curtain down.
+
+ [He descends the steps and seats himself next to FRUST. The
+ curtain goes down.]
+
+ [A woman's voice is heard singing very beautifully Sullivan's
+ song: "Orpheus with his lute, with his lute made trees and the
+ mountain tops that freeze'." etc.]
+
+FRUST. Some voice!
+
+ The curtain rises. In the armchair the PROFESSOR is yawning,
+ tall, thin, abstracted, and slightly grizzled in the hair. He
+ has a pad of paper over his knee, ink on the stool to his right
+ and the Encyclopedia volume on the stand to his left-barricaded
+ in fact by the article he is writing. He is reading a page over
+ to himself, but the words are drowned in the sound of the song
+ his WIFE is singing in the next room, partly screened off by the
+ curtain. She finishes, and stops. His voice can then be heard
+ conning the words of his article.
+
+PROF. "Orpheus symbolized the voice of Beauty, the call of life,
+luring us mortals with his song back from the graves we dig for
+ourselves. Probably the ancients realized this neither more nor less
+than we moderns. Mankind has not changed. The civilized being still
+hides the faun and the dryad within its broadcloth and its silk. And
+yet"--[He stops, with a dried-up air-rather impatiently] Go on, my
+dear! It helps the atmosphere.
+
+ [The voice of his WIFE begins again, gets as far as "made them
+ sing" and stops dead, just as the PROFESSOR's pen is beginning
+ to scratch. And suddenly, drawing the curtain further aside]
+
+ [SHE appears. Much younger than the PROFESSOR, pale, very
+ pretty, of a Botticellian type in face, figure, and in her
+ clinging cream-coloured frock. She gazes at her abstracted
+ husband; then swiftly moves to the lintel of the open window,
+ and stands looking out.]
+
+THE WIFE. God! What beauty!
+
+PROF. [Looking Up] Umm?
+
+THE WIFE. I said: God! What beauty!
+
+PROF. Aha!
+
+THE WIFE. [Looking at him] Do you know that I have to repeat
+everything to you nowadays?
+
+PROF. What?
+
+THE WIFE. That I have to repeat----
+
+PROF. Yes; I heard. I'm sorry. I get absorbed.
+
+THE WIFE. In all but me.
+
+PROF. [Startled] My dear, your song was helping me like anything to
+get the mood. This paper is the very deuce--to balance between the
+historical and the natural.
+
+THE WIFE. Who wants the natural?
+
+PROF. [Grumbling] Umm! Wish I thought that! Modern taste!
+History may go hang; they're all for tuppence-coloured sentiment
+nowadays.
+
+THE WIFE. [As if to herself] Is the Spring sentiment?
+
+PROF. I beg your pardon, my dear; I didn't catch.
+
+WIFE. [As if against her will--urged by some pent-up force] Beauty,
+beauty!
+
+PROF. That's what I'm trying to say here. The Orpheus legend
+symbolizes to this day the call of Beauty! [He takes up his pen,
+while she continues to stare out at the moonlight. Yawning] Dash
+it! I get so sleepy; I wish you'd tell them to make the after-dinner
+coffee twice as strong.
+
+WIFE. I will.
+
+PROF. How does this strike you? [Conning] "Many Renaissance
+pictures, especially those of Botticelli, Francesca and Piero di
+Cosimo were inspired by such legends as that of Orpheus, and we owe a
+tiny gem--like Raphael 'Apollo and Marsyas' to the same Pagan
+inspiration."
+
+WIFE. We owe it more than that--rebellion against the dry-as-dust.
+
+PROF. Quite. I might develop that: "We owe it our revolt against
+the academic; or our disgust at 'big business,' and all the grossness
+of commercial success. We owe----". [His voice peters out.]
+
+WIFE. It--love.
+
+PROF. [Abstracted] Eh!
+
+WIFE. I said: We owe it love.
+
+PROF. [Rather startled] Possibly. But--er [With a dry smile]
+I mustn't say that here--hardly!
+
+WIFE. [To herself and the moonlight] Orpheus with his lute!
+
+PROF. Most people think a lute is a sort of flute. [Yawning
+heavily] My dear, if you're not going to sing again, d'you mind
+sitting down? I want to concentrate.
+
+WIFE. I'm going out.
+
+PROF. Mind the dew!
+
+WIFE. The Christian virtues and the dew.
+
+PROF. [With a little dry laugh] Not bad! Not bad! The Christian
+virtues and the dew. [His hand takes up his pen, his face droops
+over his paper, while his wife looks at him with a very strange face]
+"How far we can trace the modern resurgence against the Christian
+virtues to the symbolic figures of Orpheus, Pan, Apollo, and Bacchus
+might be difficult to estimate, but----"
+
+ [During those words his WIFE has passed through the window into
+ the moonlight, and her voice rises, singing as she goes:
+ "Orpheus with his lute, with his lute made trees . . ."]
+
+PROF. [Suddenly aware of something] She'll get her throat bad.
+[He is silent as the voice swells in the distance] Sounds queer at
+night-H'm! [He is silent--Yawning. The voice dies away. Suddenly
+his head nods; he fights his drowsiness; writes a word or two, nods
+again, and in twenty seconds is asleep.]
+
+ [The Stage is darkened by a black-out. FRUST's voice is heard
+ speaking.]
+
+FRUST. What's that girl's name?
+
+VANE. Vanessa Hellgrove.
+
+FRUST. Aha!
+
+ [The Stage is lighted up again. Moonlight bright on the
+ orchard; the room in darkness where the PROFESSOR'S figure is
+ just visible sleeping in the chair, and screwed a little more
+ round towards the window. From behind the mossy boulder a
+ faun-like figure uncurls itself and peeps over with ears
+ standing up and elbows leaning on the stone, playing a rustic
+ pipe; and there are seen two rabbits and a fox sitting up and
+ listening. A shiver of wind passes, blowing petals from the
+ apple-trees.]
+
+ [The FAUN darts his head towards where, from Right, comes slowly
+ the figure of a Greek youth, holding a lute or lyre which his
+ fingers strike, lifting out little wandering strains as of wind
+ whinnying in funnels and odd corners. The FAUN darts down
+ behind the stone, and the youth stands by the boulder playing
+ his lute. Slowly while he plays the whitened trunk of an
+ apple-tree is seen, to dissolve into the body of a girl with
+ bare arms and feet, her dark hair unbound, and the face of the
+ PROFESSOR'S WIFE. Hypnotized, she slowly sways towards him,
+ their eyes fixed on each other, till she is quite close. Her
+ arms go out to him, cling round his neck and, their lips meet.
+ But as they meet there comes a gasp and the PROFESSOR with
+ rumpled hair is seen starting from his chair, his hands thrown
+ up; and at his horrified "Oh!" the Stage is darkened with a
+ black-out.]
+
+ [The voice of FRUST is heard speaking.]
+
+FRUST. Gee!
+
+ The Stage is lighted up again, as in the opening scene. The
+ PROFESSOR is seen in his chair, with spilt sheets of paper round
+ him, waking from a dream. He shakes himself, pinches his leg,
+ stares heavily round into the moonlight, rises.
+
+PROF. Phew! Beastly dream! Boof! H'm! [He moves to the window
+and calls.] Blanche! Blanche! [To himself] Made trees-made trees!
+[Calling] Blanche!
+
+WIFE's VOICE. Yes.
+
+PROF. Where are you?
+
+WIFE. [Appearing by the stone with her hair down] Here!
+
+PROF. I say--I---I've been asleep--had a dream. Come in. I'll tell
+you.
+
+ [She comes, and they stand in the window.]
+
+PROF. I dreamed I saw a-faun on that boulder blowing on a pipe. [He
+looks nervously at the stone] With two damned little rabbits and a
+fox sitting up and listening. And then from out there came our
+friend Orpheus playing on his confounded lute, till he actually
+turned that tree there into you. And gradually he-he drew you like a
+snake till you--er--put your arms round his neck and--er--kissed him.
+Boof! I woke up. Most unpleasant. Why! Your hair's down!
+
+WIFE. Yes.
+
+PROF. Why?
+
+WIFE. It was no dream. He was bringing me to life.
+
+PROF. What on earth?
+
+WIFE. Do you suppose I am alive? I'm as dead as Euridice.
+
+PROF. Good heavens, Blanche, what's the matter with you to-night?
+
+WIFE. [Pointing to the litter of papers] Why don't we live, instead
+of writing of it? [She points out unto the moonlight] What do we
+get out of life? Money, fame, fashion, talk, learning? Yes. And
+what good are they? I want to live!
+
+PROF. [Helplessly] My dear, I really don't know what you mean.
+
+WIFE. [Pointing out into the moonlight] Look! Orpheus with his
+lute, and nobody can see him. Beauty, beauty, beauty--we let it go.
+[With sudden passion] Beauty, love, the spring. They should be in
+us, and they're all outside.
+
+PROF. My dear, this is--this is--awful. [He tries to embrace her.]
+
+WIFE. [Avoiding him--an a stilly voice] Oh! Go on with your
+writing!
+
+PROF. I'm--I'm upset. I've never known you so--so----
+
+WIFE. Hysterical? Well! It's over. I'll go and sing.
+
+PROF. [Soothingly] There, there! I'm sorry, darling; I really am.
+You're kipped--you're kipped. [He gives and she accepts a kiss]
+Better?
+
+ [He gravitates towards his papers.]
+
+All right, now?
+
+WIFE. [Standing still and looking at him] Quite!
+
+PROF. Well, I'll try and finish this to-night; then, to-morrow we
+might have a jaunt. How about a theatre? There's a thing--they say
+--called "Chinese Chops," that's been running years.
+
+WIFE. [Softly to herself as he settles down into his chair] Oh!
+God!
+
+ [While he takes up a sheet of paper and adjusts himself, she
+ stands at the window staring with all her might at the boulder,
+ till from behind it the faun's head and shoulders emerge once
+ more.]
+
+PROF. Very queer the power suggestion has over the mind. Very
+queer! There's nothing really in animism, you know, except the
+curious shapes rocks, trees and things take in certain lights--effect
+they have on our imagination. [He looks up] What's the matter now?
+
+WIFE. [Startled] Nothing! Nothing!
+
+ [Her eyes waver to him again, and the FAUN vanishes. She turns
+ again to look at the boulder; there is nothing there; a little
+ shiver of wind blows some petals off the trees. She catches one
+ of them, and turning quickly, goes out through the curtain.]
+
+PROF. [Coming to himself and writing] "The Orpheus legend is the--
+er--apotheosis of animism. Can we accept----" [His voice is lost in
+the sound of his WIFE'S voice beginning again: "Orpheus with his
+lute--with his lute made trees----" It dies in a sob. The PROFESSOR
+looks up startled, as the curtain falls].
+
+FRUST. Fine! Fine!
+
+VANE. Take up the curtain. Mr Foreson?
+
+ [The curtain goes up.]
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Everybody on.
+
+ [He and FRUST leave their seats and ascend on to the Stage, on
+ which are collecting the four Players.]
+
+VANE. Give us some light.
+
+FORESON. Electrics! Turn up your floats!
+
+ [The footlights go up, and the blue goes out; the light is crude
+ as at the beginning.]
+
+FRUST. I'd like to meet Miss Hellgrove. [She comes forward eagerly
+and timidly. He grasps her hand] Miss Hellgrove, I want to say I
+thought that fine--fine. [Her evident emotion and pleasure warm him
+so that he increases his grasp and commendation] Fine. It quite got
+my soft spots. Emotional. Fine!
+
+MISS H. Oh! Mr Frust; it means so much to me. Thank you!
+
+FRUST. [A little balder in the eye, and losing warmth] Er--fine!
+[His eye wanders] Where's Mr Flatway?
+
+VANE. Fleetway.
+
+ [FLEETWAY comes up.]
+
+FRUST. Mr Fleetway, I want to say I thought your Orphoos very
+remarkable. Fine.
+
+FLEETWAY. Thank you, sir, indeed--so glad you liked it.
+
+FRUST. [A little balder in the eye] There wasn't much to it, but
+what there was was fine. Mr Toone.
+
+ [FLEETWAY melts out and TOONE is precipitated.]
+
+Mr Toone, I was very pleased with your Professor--quite a
+character-study. [TOONE bows and murmurs] Yes, sir! I thought it
+fine. [His eye grows bald] Who plays the goat?
+
+MISS HOPK. [Appearing suddenly between the windows] I play the
+faun, Mr Frost.
+
+FORESON. [Introducing] Miss Maude 'Opkins.
+
+FRUST. Miss Hopkins, I guess your fawn was fine.
+
+MISS HOPK. Oh! Thank you, Mr Frost. How nice of you to say so. I
+do so enjoy playing him.
+
+FRUST. [His eye growing bald] Mr Foreson, I thought the way you
+fixed that tree was very cunning; I certainly did. Got a match?
+
+ [He takes a match from FORESON, and lighting a very long cigar,
+ walks up Stage through the French windows followed by FORESON,
+ and examines the apple-tree.]
+
+ [The two Actors depart, but Miss HELLGROVE runs from where she
+ has been lingering, by the curtain, to VANE, Stage Right.]
+
+MISS H. Oh! Mr Vane--do you think? He seemed quite--Oh! Mr Vane
+[ecstatically] If only----
+
+VANE. [Pleased and happy] Yes, yes. All right--you were splendid.
+He liked it. He quite----
+
+MISS H. [Clasping her hand] How wonderful Oh, Mr Vane, thank you!
+
+ [She clasps his hands; but suddenly, seeing that FRUST is coming
+ back, fits across into the curtain and vanishes.]
+
+ [The Stage, in the crude light, as empty now save for FRUST,
+ who, in the French windows, Centre, is mumbling his cigar; and
+ VANE, Stage Right, who is looking up into the wings, Stage
+ Left.]
+
+VANE. [Calling up] That lighting's just right now, Miller. Got it
+marked carefully?
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes, Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Good. [To FRUST who as coming down] Well, sir? So glad----
+
+FRUST. Mr Vane, we got little Miggs on contract?
+
+VANE. Yes.
+
+FRUST. Well, I liked that little pocket piece fine. But I'm blamed
+if I know what it's all about.
+
+VANE. [A little staggered] Why! Of course it's a little allegory.
+The tragedy of civilization--all real feeling for Beauty and Nature
+kept out, or pent up even in the cultured.
+
+FRUST. Ye-ep. [Meditatively] Little Miggs'd be fine in "Pop goes
+the Weasel."
+
+VANE. Yes, he'd be all right, but----
+
+FRUST. Get him on the 'phone, and put it into rehearsal right now.
+
+VANE. What! But this piece--I--I----!
+
+FRUST. Guess we can't take liberties with our public, Mr Vane. They
+want pep.
+
+VANE. [Distressed] But it'll break that girl's heart. I--really--I
+can't----
+
+FRUST. Give her the part of the 'tweeny in "Pop goes".
+
+VANE. Mr Frust, I--I beg. I've taken a lot of trouble with this
+little play. It's good. It's that girl's chance--and I----
+
+FRUST. We-ell! I certainly thought she was fine. Now, you 'phone
+up Miggs, and get right along with it. I've only one rule, sir!
+Give the Public what it wants; and what the Public wants is punch and
+go. They've got no use for Beauty, Allegory, all that high-brow
+racket. I know 'em as I know my hand.
+
+ [During this speech MISS HELLGROVE is seen listening by the
+ French window, in distress, unnoticed by either of them.]
+
+VANE. Mr Frost, the Public would take this, I'm sure they would; I'm
+convinced of it. You underrate them.
+
+FRUST. Now, see here, Mr Blewitt Vane, is this my theatre? I tell
+you, I can't afford luxuries.
+
+VANE. But it--it moved you, sir; I saw it. I was watching.
+
+FRUST. [With unmoved finality] Mr Vane, I judge I'm not the average
+man. Before "Louisa Loses" the Public'll want a stimulant. "Pop
+goes the Weasel" will suit us fine. So--get right along with it.
+I'll go get some lunch.
+
+ [As he vanishes into the wings, Left, MISS HELLGROVE covers her
+ face with her hands. A little sob escaping her attracts VANE'S
+ attention. He takes a step towards her, but she flies.]
+
+VANE. [Dashing his hands through his hair till it stands up]
+Damnation!
+
+ [FORESON walks on from the wings, Right.]
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. "Punch and go!" That superstition!
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the wings, Left.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. This is scrapped. [With savagery] Tell 'em to set the first
+act of "Louisa Loses," and put some pep into it.
+
+ [He goes out through the French windows with the wind still in
+ his hair.]
+
+FORESON. [In the centre of the Stage] Electrics!
+
+ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Where's Charlie?
+
+ELECTRICS. Gone to his dinner.
+
+FORESON. Anybody on the curtain?
+
+A VOICE. Yes, Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Put your curtain down.
+
+ [He stands in the centre of the Stage with eyes uplifted as the
+ curtain descends.]
+
+THE END
+
+
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+SIX SHORT PLAYS, Complete
+
+By John Galsworthy
+
+
+Contents:
+ The First and Last
+ The Little Man
+ Hall-Marked
+ Defeat
+ The Sun
+ Punch and Go
+
+
+
+
+THE FIRST AND THE LAST
+
+A Drama In Three Scenes
+
+
+
+
+PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+KEITH DARRANT, K.C.
+LARRY DARRANT, His Brother.
+WANDA.
+
+
+
+SCENE I. KEITH'S Study.
+
+SCENE II. WANDA's Room.
+
+SCENE III. The Same.
+
+Between SCENE I. and SCENE II.--Thirty hours.
+Between SCENE II. and SCENE III.--Two months.
+
+
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+It is six o'clock of a November evening, in KEITH DARRANT'S
+study. A large, dark-curtained room where the light from a single
+reading-lamp falling on Turkey carpet, on books beside a large
+armchair, on the deep blue-and-gold coffee service, makes a sort of
+oasis before a log fire. In red Turkish slippers and an old brown
+velvet coat, KEITH DARRANT sits asleep. He has a dark, clean-cut,
+clean-shaven face, dark grizzling hair, dark twisting eyebrows.
+
+ [The curtained door away out in the dim part of the room behind
+ him is opened so softly that he does not wake. LARRY DARRANT
+ enters and stands half lost in the curtain over the door. A
+ thin figure, with a worn, high cheek-boned face, deep-sunk blue
+ eyes and wavy hair all ruffled--a face which still has a certain
+ beauty. He moves inwards along the wall, stands still again and
+ utters a gasping sigh. KEITH stirs in his chair.]
+
+KEITH. Who's there?
+
+LARRY. [In a stifled voice] Only I--Larry.
+
+KEITH. [Half-waked] Come in! I was asleep. [He does not turn his
+head, staring sleepily at the fire.]
+
+ The sound of LARRY's breathing can be heard.
+
+ [Turning his head a little] Well, Larry, what is it?
+
+ LARRY comes skirting along the wall, as if craving its support,
+ outside the radius of the light.
+
+ [Staring] Are you ill?
+
+ LARRY stands still again and heaves a deep sigh.
+
+KEITH. [Rising, with his back to the fire, and staring at his
+brother] What is it, man? [Then with a brutality born of nerves
+suddenly ruffled] Have you committed a murder that you stand there
+like a fish?
+
+LARRY. [In a whisper] Yes, Keith.
+
+KEITH. [With vigorous disgust] By Jove! Drunk again! [In a
+voice changed by sudden apprehension] What do you mean by coming
+here in this state? I told you---- If you weren't my brother----!
+Come here, where I can we you! What's the matter with you, Larry?
+
+ [With a lurch LARRY leaves the shelter of the wall and sinks into
+ a chair in the circle of light.]
+
+LARRY. It's true.
+
+ [KEITH steps quickly forward and stares down into his brother's
+ eyes, where is a horrified wonder, as if they would never again
+ get on terms with his face.]
+
+KEITH. [Angry, bewildered-in a low voice] What in God's name is
+this nonsense?
+
+ [He goes quickly over to the door and draws the curtain aside, to
+ see that it is shut, then comes back to LARRY, who is huddling
+ over the fire.]
+
+Come, Larry! Pull yourself together and drop exaggeration! What on
+earth do you mean?
+
+LARRY. [In a shrill outburst] It's true, I tell you; I've killed a
+man.
+
+KEITH. [Bracing himself; coldly] Be quiet!
+
+ LARRY lifts his hands and wrings them.
+
+[Utterly taken aback] Why come here and tell me this?
+
+LARRY. Whom should I tell, Keith? I came to ask what I'm to do--
+give myself up, or what?
+
+KEITH. When--when--what----?
+
+LARRY. Last night.
+
+KEITH. Good God! How? Where? You'd better tell me quietly from
+the beginning. Here, drink this coffee; it'll clear your head.
+
+ He pours out and hands him a cup of coffee. LARRY drinks it
+ off.
+
+LARRY. My head! Yes! It's like this, Keith--there's a girl----
+
+KEITH. Women! Always women, with you! Well?
+
+LARRY. A Polish girl. She--her father died over here when she was
+sixteen, and left her all alone. There was a mongrel living in the
+same house who married her--or pretended to. She's very pretty,
+Keith. He left her with a baby coming. She lost it, and nearly
+starved. Then another fellow took her on, and she lived with him two
+years, till that brute turned up again and made her go back to him.
+He used to beat her black and blue. He'd left her again when--I met
+her. She was taking anybody then. [He stops, passes his hand over
+his lips, looks up at KEITH, and goes on defiantly] I never met a
+sweeter woman, or a truer, that I swear. Woman! She's only twenty
+now! When I went to her last night, that devil had found her out
+again. He came for me--a bullying, great, hulking brute. Look!
+[He touches a dark mark on his forehead] I took his ugly throat, and
+when I let go--[He stops and his hands drop.]
+
+KEITH. Yes?
+
+LARRY. [In a smothered voice] Dead, Keith. I never knew till
+afterwards that she was hanging on to him--to h-help me. [Again he
+wrings his hands.]
+
+KEITH. [In a hard, dry voice] What did you do then?
+
+LARRY. We--we sat by it a long time.
+
+KEITH. Well?
+
+LARRY. Then I carried it on my back down the street, round a corner,
+to an archway.
+
+KEITH. How far?
+
+LARRY. About fifty yards.
+
+KEITH. Was--did anyone see?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. What time?
+
+LARRY. Three in the morning.
+
+KEITH. And then?
+
+LARRY. Went back to her.
+
+KEITH. Why--in heaven's name?
+
+LARRY. She way lonely and afraid. So was I, Keith.
+
+KEITH. Where is this place?
+
+LARRY. Forty-two Borrow Square, Soho.
+
+KEITH. And the archway?
+
+LARRY. Corner of Glove Lane.
+
+KEITH. Good God! Why, I saw it in the paper this morning. They
+were talking of it in the Courts! [He snatches the evening paper
+from his armchair, and runs it over anal reads] Here it is again.
+"Body of a man was found this morning under an archway in Glove Lane.
+>From marks about the throat grave suspicion of foul play are
+entertained. The body had apparently been robbed. "My God!
+[Suddenly he turns] You saw this in the paper and dreamed it. D'you
+understand, Larry?--you dreamed it.
+
+LARRY. [Wistfully] If only I had, Keith!
+
+ [KEITH makes a movement of his hands almost like his brother's.]
+
+KEITH. Did you take anything from the-body?
+
+LARRY. [Drawing au envelope from his pocket] This dropped out while
+we were struggling.
+
+KEITH. [Snatching it and reading] "Patrick Walenn"--Was that his
+name? "Simon's Hotel, Farrier Street, London." [Stooping, he puts it
+in the fire] No!--that makes me----[He bends to pluck it out, stays
+his hand, and stamps it suddenly further in with his foot] What in
+God's name made you come here and tell me? Don't you know I'm--I'm
+within an ace of a Judgeship?
+
+LARRY. [Simply] Yes. You must know what I ought to do. I didn't,
+mean to kill him, Keith. I love the girl--I love her. What shall I
+do?
+
+KEITH. Love!
+
+LARRY. [In a flash] Love!--That swinish brute! A million creatures
+die every day, and not one of them deserves death as he did. But but
+I feel it here. [Touching his heart] Such an awful clutch, Keith.
+Help me if you can, old man. I may be no good, but I've never hurt a
+fly if I could help it. [He buries his face in his hands.]
+
+KEITH. Steady, Larry! Let's think it out. You weren't seen, you
+say?
+
+LARRY. It's a dark place, and dead night.
+
+KEITH. When did you leave the girl again?
+
+LARRY. About seven.
+
+KEITH. Where did you go?
+
+LARRY. To my rooms.
+
+KEITH. To Fitzroy Street?
+
+LARRY. Yes.
+
+KEITH. What have you done since?
+
+LARRY. Sat there--thinking.
+
+KEITH. Not been out?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Not seen the girl?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head.]
+
+Will she give you away?
+
+LARRY. Never.
+
+KEITH. Or herself hysteria?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Who knows of your relations with her?
+
+LARRY. No one.
+
+KEITH. No one?
+
+LARRY. I don't know who should, Keith.
+
+KEITH. Did anyone see you go in last night, when you first went to
+her?
+
+LARRY. No. She lives on the ground floor. I've got keys.
+
+KEITH. Give them to me.
+
+ LARRY takes two keys from his pocket and hands them to his
+ brother.
+
+LARRY. [Rising] I can't be cut off from her!
+
+KEITH. What! A girl like that?
+
+LARRY. [With a flash] Yes, a girl like that.
+
+KEITH. [Moving his hand to put down old emotion] What else have you
+that connects you with her?
+
+LARRY. Nothing.
+
+KEITH. In your rooms?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head.]
+
+Photographs? Letters?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Sure?
+
+LARRY. Nothing.
+
+KEITH. No one saw you going back to her?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head. ]
+Nor leave in the morning? You can't be certain.
+
+LARRY. I am.
+
+KEITH. You were fortunate. Sit down again, man. I must think.
+
+ He turns to the fire and leans his elbows on the mantelpiece and
+ his head on his hands. LARRY Sits down again obediently.
+
+KEITH. It's all too unlikely. It's monstrous!
+
+LARRY. [Sighing it out] Yes.
+
+KEITH. This Walenn--was it his first reappearance after an absence?
+
+LARRY. Yes.
+
+KEITH. How did he find out where she was?
+
+LARRY. I don't know.
+
+KEITH. [Brutally] How drunk were you?
+
+LARRY. I was not drunk.
+
+KEITH. How much had you drunk, then?
+
+LARRY. A little claret--nothing!
+
+KEITH. You say you didn't mean to kill him.
+
+LARRY. God knows.
+
+KEITH. That's something.
+
+LARRY. He hit me. [He holds up his hands] I didn't know I was so
+strong.
+
+KEITH. She was hanging on to him, you say?--That's ugly.
+
+LARRY. She was scared for me.
+
+KEITH. D'you mean she--loves you?
+
+LARRY. [Simply] Yes, Keith.
+
+KEITH. [Brutally] Can a woman like that love?
+
+LARRY. [Flashing out] By God, you are a stony devil! Why not?
+
+KEITH. [Dryly] I'm trying to get at truth. If you want me to help,
+I must know everything. What makes you think she's fond of you?
+
+LARRY. [With a crzay laugh] Oh, you lawyer! Were you never in a
+woman's arms?
+
+KEITH. I'm talking of love.
+
+LARRY. [Fiercely] So am I. I tell you she's devoted. Did you ever
+pick up a lost dog? Well, she has the lost dog's love for me. And I
+for her; we picked each other up. I've never felt for another woman
+what I feel for her--she's been the saving of me!
+
+KEITH. [With a shrug] What made you choose that archway?
+
+LARRY. It was the first dark place.
+
+KEITH. Did his face look as if he'd been strangled?
+
+LARRY. Don't!
+
+KEITH. Did it?
+
+ [LARRY bows his head.]
+
+Very disfigured?
+
+LARRY. Yes.
+
+KEITH. Did you look to see if his clothes were marked?
+
+LARRY. No.
+
+KEITH. Why not?
+
+LARRY. [In an outburst] I'm not made of iron, like you. Why not?
+If you had done it----!
+
+KEITH. [Holding up his hand] You say he was disfigured. Would he
+be recognisable?
+
+LARRY. [Wearily] I don't know.
+
+KEITH. When she lived with him last--where was that?
+
+LARRY. In Pimlico, I think.
+
+KEITH. Not Soho?
+
+ [LARRY shakes his head.]
+
+How long has she been at this Soho place?
+
+LARRY. Nearly a year.
+
+KEITH. Living this life?
+
+LARRY. Till she met me.
+
+KEITH. Till, she met you? And you believe----?
+
+LARRY. [Starting up] Keith!
+
+KEITH. [Again raising his hand] Always in the same rooms?
+
+LARRY. [Subsiding] Yes.
+
+KEITH. What was he? A professional bully?
+
+ [LARRY nods.]
+
+Spending most of his time abroad, I suppose.
+
+LARRY. I think so.
+
+KEITH. Can you say if he was known to the police?
+
+LARRY. I've never heard.
+
+ KEITH turns away and walks up and down; then, stopping at
+ LARRY's chair, he speaks.
+
+KEITH. Now listen, Larry. When you leave here, go straight home,
+and stay there till I give you leave to go out again. Promise.
+
+LARRY. I promise.
+
+KEITH. Is your promise worth anything?
+
+LARRY. [With one of his flashes] "Unstable as water, he shall not
+excel!"
+
+KEITH. Exactly. But if I'm to help you, you must do as I say.
+I must have time to think this out. Have you got money?
+
+LARRY. Very little.
+
+KEITH. [Grimly] Half-quarter day--yes, your quarter's always spent
+by then. If you're to get away--never mind, I can manage the money.
+
+LARRY. [Humbly] You're very good, Keith; you've always been very
+good to me--I don't know why.
+
+KEITH. [Sardonically] Privilege of A brother. As it happens, I'm
+thinking of myself and our family. You can't indulge yourself in
+killing without bringing ruin. My God! I suppose you realise that
+you've made me an accessory after the fact--me, King's counsel--sworn
+to the service of the Law, who, in a year or two, will have the
+trying of cases like yours! By heaven, Larry, you've surpassed
+yourself!
+
+LARRY. [Bringing out a little box] I'd better have done with it.
+
+KErra. You fool! Give that to me.
+
+LARRY. [With a strange smite] No. [He holds up a tabloid between
+finger and thumb] White magic, Keith! Just one--and they may do
+what they like to you, and you won't know it. Snap your fingers at
+all the tortures. It's a great comfort! Have one to keep by you?
+
+KEITH. Come, Larry! Hand it over.
+
+LARRY. [Replacing the box] Not quite! You've never killed a man,
+you see. [He gives that crazy laugh.] D'you remember that hammer
+when we were boys and you riled me, up in the long room? I had luck
+then. I had luck in Naples once. I nearly killed a driver for
+beating his poor brute of a horse. But now--! My God! [He covers
+his face.]
+
+ KEITH touched, goes up and lays a hand on his shoulder.
+
+KEITH. Come, Larry! Courage!
+
+ LARRY looks up at him.
+
+LARRY. All right, Keith; I'll try.
+
+KEITH. Don't go out. Don't drink. Don't talk. Pull yourself
+together!
+
+LARRY. [Moving towards the door] Don't keep me longer than you can
+help, Keith.
+
+KEITH. No, no. Courage!
+
+ LARRY reaches the door, turns as if to say something-finds no
+ words, and goes.
+
+[To the fire] Courage! My God! I shall need it!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+ At out eleven o'clock the following night an WANDA'S room on the
+ ground floor in Soho. In the light from one close-shaded
+ electric bulb the room is but dimly visible. A dying fire burns
+ on the left. A curtained window in the centre of the back wall.
+ A door on the right. The furniture is plush-covered and
+ commonplace, with a kind of shabby smartness. A couch, without
+ back or arms, stands aslant, between window and fire.
+
+ [On this WANDA is sitting, her knees drawn up under her, staring
+ at the embers. She has on only her nightgown and a wrapper over
+ it; her bare feet are thrust into slippers. Her hands are
+ crossed and pressed over her breast. She starts and looks up,
+ listening. Her eyes are candid and startled, her face alabaster
+ pale, and its pale brown hair, short and square-cut, curls
+ towards her bare neck. The startled dark eyes and the faint
+ rose of her lips are like colour-staining on a white mask.]
+
+ [Footsteps as of a policeman, very measured, pass on the
+ pavement outside, and die away. She gets up and steals to the
+ window, draws one curtain aside so that a chink of the night is
+ seen. She opens the curtain wider, till the shape of a bare,
+ witch-like tree becomes visible in the open space of the little
+ Square on the far side of the road. The footsteps are heard
+ once more coming nearer. WANDA closes the curtains and cranes
+ back. They pass and die again. She moves away and looking down
+ at the floor between door and couch, as though seeing something
+ there; shudders; covers her eyes; goes back to the couch and
+ down again just as before, to stare at the embers. Again she is
+ startled by noise of the outer door being opened. She springs
+ up, runs and turns the light by a switch close to the door. By
+ the glimmer of the fire she can just be seen standing by the
+ dark window-curtains, listening. There comes the sound of
+ subdued knocking on her door. She stands in breathless terror.
+ The knocking is repeated. The sound of a latchkey in the door
+ is heard. Her terror leaves her. The door opens; a man enters
+ in a dark, fur overcoat.]
+
+WANDA. [In a voice of breathless relief, with a rather foreign
+accent] Oh! it's you, Larry! Why did you knock? I was so
+frightened. Come in! [She crosses quickly, and flings her arms
+round his neck] [Recoiling--in a terror-stricken whisper] Oh! Who
+is it?
+
+KEITH. [In a smothered voice] A friend of Larry's. Don't be
+frightened.
+
+ She has recoiled again to the window; and when he finds the
+ switch and turns the light up, she is seen standing there
+ holding her dark wrapper up to her throat, so that her face has
+ an uncanny look of being detached from the body.
+
+[Gently] You needn't be afraid. I haven't come to do you harm--
+quite the contrary. [Holding up the keys] Larry wouldn't have given
+me these, would he, if he hadn't trusted me?
+
+ WANDA does not move, staring like a spirit startled out of the
+ flesh.
+
+[After looking round him] I'm sorry to have startled you.
+
+WANDA. [In a whisper] Who are you, please?
+
+KEITH. Larry's brother.
+
+ WANDA, with a sigh of utter relief, steals forward to the couch
+ and sinks down. KEITH goes up to her.
+
+He'd told me.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping her hands round her knees.] Yes?
+
+KEITH. An awful business!
+
+WANDA. Yes; oh, yes! Awful--it is awful!
+
+KEITH. [Staring round him again.] In this room?
+
+WANDA. Just where you are standing. I see him now, always falling.
+
+KEITH. [Moved by the gentle despair in her voice] You--look very
+young. What's your name?
+
+WANDA. Wanda.
+
+KEITH. Are you fond of Larry?
+
+WANDA. I would die for him!
+
+ [A moment's silence.]
+
+KEITH. I--I've come to see what you can do to save him.
+
+WANDA, [Wistfully] You would not deceive me. You are really his
+brother?
+
+KEITH. I swear it.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping her hands] If I can save him! Won't you sit down?
+
+KEITH. [Drawing up a chair and sitting] This, man, your--your
+husband, before he came here the night before last--how long since
+you saw him?
+
+WANDA. Eighteen month.
+
+KEITH. Does anyone about here know you are his wife?
+
+WANDA. No. I came here to live a bad life. Nobody know me. I am
+quite alone.
+
+KEITH. They've discovered who he was--you know that?
+
+WANDA. No; I have not dared to go out.
+
+KEITH: Well, they have; and they'll look for anyone connected with
+him, of course.
+
+WANDA. He never let people think I was married to him. I don't know
+if I was--really. We went to an office and signed our names; but he
+was a wicked man. He treated many, I think, like me.
+
+KEITH. Did my brother ever see him before?
+
+WANDA. Never! And that man first went for him.
+
+KEITH. Yes. I saw the mark. Have you a servant?
+
+WANDA. No. A woman come at nine in the morning for an hour.
+
+KEITH. Does she know Larry?
+
+WANDA. No. He is always gone.
+
+KEITH. Friends--acquaintances?
+
+WANDA. No; I am verree quiet. Since I know your brother, I see no
+one, sare.
+
+KEITH. [Sharply] Do you mean that?
+
+WANDA. Oh, yes! I love him. Nobody come here but him for a long
+time now.
+
+KEITH. How long?
+
+WANDA. Five month.
+
+KEITH. So you have not been out since----?
+
+ [WANDA shakes her head.]
+
+What have you been doing?
+
+WANDA. [Simply] Crying. [Pressing her hands to her breast] He is
+in danger because of me. I am so afraid for him.
+
+KEITH. [Checking her emotion] Look at me.
+
+ [She looks at him.]
+
+If the worst comes, and this man is traced to you, can you trust
+yourself not to give Larry away?
+
+WANDA. [Rising and pointing to the fire] Look! I have burned all
+the things he have given me--even his picture. Now I have nothing
+from him.
+
+KEITH. [Who has risen too] Good! One more question. Do the police
+know you--because--of your life?
+
+ [She looks at him intently, and shakes her, head.]
+
+You know where Larry lives?
+
+WANDA. Yes.
+
+KEITH. You mustn't go there, and he mustn't come to you.
+
+ [She bows her head; then, suddenly comes close to him.]
+
+WANDA. Please do not take him from me altogether. I will be so
+careful. I will not do anything to hurt him. But if I cannot see
+him sometimes, I shall die. Please do not take him from me.
+
+ [She catches his hand and presses it desperately between her
+ own.]
+
+KEITH. Leave that to me. I'm going to do all I can.
+
+WANDA. [Looking up into his face] But you will be kind?
+
+ Suddenly she bends and kisses his hand. KEITH draws his hand
+ away, and she recoils a little humbly, looking up at him again.
+ Suddenly she stands rigid, listening.
+
+[In a whisper] Listen! Someone--out there!
+
+ She darts past him and turns out the light. There is a knock on
+ the door. They are now close together between door and window.
+
+ [Whispering] Oh! Who is it?
+
+KEITH. [Under his breath] You said no one comes but Larry.
+
+WANDA. Yes, and you have his keys. Oh! if it is Larry! I must open!
+
+ KEITH shrinks back against the wall. WANDA goes to the door.
+
+[Opening the door an inch] Yes? Please? Who?
+
+ A thin streak of light from a bull's-eye lantern outside plays
+ over the wall. A Policeman's voice says: "All right, Miss.
+ Your outer door's open. You ought to keep it shut after dark,
+ you know."
+
+WANDA. Thank you, air.
+
+ [The sound of retreating footsteps, of the outer door closing.
+ WANDA shuts the door.]
+
+A policeman!
+
+KEITH. [Moving from the wall] Curse! I must have left that door.
+[Suddenly-turning up the light] You told me they didn't know you.
+
+WANDA. [Sighing] I did not think they did, sir. It is so long I
+was not out in the town; not since I had Larry.
+
+ KEITH gives her an intent look, then crosses to the fire. He
+ stands there a moment, looking down, then turns to the girl, who
+ has crept back to the couch.
+
+KEITH. [Half to himself] After your life, who can believe---? Look
+here! You drifted together and you'll drift apart, you know. Better
+for him to get away and make a clean cut of it.
+
+WANDA. [Uttering a little moaning sound] Oh, sir! May I not love,
+because I have been bad? I was only sixteen when that man spoiled
+me. If you knew----
+
+KEITH. I'm thinking of Larry. With you, his danger is much greater.
+There's a good chance as things are going. You may wreck it. And
+for what? Just a few months more of--well--you know.
+
+WANDA. [Standing at the head of the couch and touching her eyes with
+her hands] Oh, sir! Look! It is true. He is my life. Don't take
+him away from me.
+
+KEITH. [Moved and restless] You must know what Larry is. He'll
+never stick to you.
+
+WANDA. [Simply] He will, sir.
+
+KEITH. [Energetically] The last man on earth to stick to anything!
+But for the sake of a whim he'll risk his life and the honour of all
+his family. I know him.
+
+WANDA. No, no, you do not. It is I who know him.
+
+KEITH. Now, now! At any moment they may find out your connection
+with that man. So long as Larry goes on with you, he's tied to this
+murder, don't you see?
+
+WANDA. [Coming close to him] But he love me. Oh, sir! he love me!
+
+KEITH. Larry has loved dozens of women.
+
+WANDA. Yes, but----[Her face quivers].
+
+KEITH. [Brusquely] Don't cry! If I give you money, will you
+disappear, for his sake?
+
+WANDA. [With a moan] It will be in the water, then. There will be
+no cruel men there.
+
+KEITH. Ah! First Larry, then you! Come now. It's better for you
+both. A few months, and you'll forget you ever met.
+
+WANDA. [Looking wildly up] I will go if Larry say I must. But not
+to live. No! [Simply] I could not, sir.
+
+ [KEITH, moved, is silent.]
+
+I could not live without Larry. What is left for a girl like me--
+when she once love? It is finish.
+
+KEITH. I don't want you to go back to that life.
+
+WANDA. No; you do not care what I do. Why should you? I tell you I
+will go if Larry say I must.
+
+KEITH. That's not enough. You know that. You must take it out of
+his hands. He will never give up his present for the sake of his
+future. If you're as fond of him as you say, you'll help to save
+him.
+
+WANDA. [Below her breath] Yes! Oh, yes! But do not keep him long
+from me--I beg! [She sinks to the floor and clasps his knees.]
+
+KEITH. Well, well! Get up.
+
+ [There is a tap on the window-pane]
+
+Listen!
+
+ [A faint, peculiar whistle. ]
+
+WANDA. [Springing up] Larry! Oh, thank God!
+
+ [She runs to the door, opens it, and goes out to bring him in.
+ KEITH stands waiting, facing the open doorway.]
+
+ [LARRY entering with WANDA just behind him.]
+
+LARRY. Keith!
+
+KEITH. [Grimly] So much for your promise not to go out!
+
+LARRY. I've been waiting in for you all day. I couldn't stand it
+any longer.
+
+KEITH. Exactly!
+
+LARRY. Well, what's the sentence, brother? Transportation for life
+and then to be fined forty pounds'?
+
+KEITH. So you can joke, can you?
+
+LARRY. Must.
+
+KEITH. A boat leaves for the Argentine the day after to-morrow; you
+must go by it.
+
+LARRY. [Putting his arms round WANDA, who is standing motionless
+with her eyes fixed on him] Together, Keith?
+
+KEITH. You can't go together. I'll send her by the next boat.
+
+LARRY. Swear?
+
+KEITH. Yes. You're lucky they're on a false scent.
+
+LARRY. What?
+
+KEITH. You haven't seen it?
+
+LARRY. I've seen nothing, not even a paper.
+
+KEITH. They've taken up a vagabond who robbed the body. He pawned a
+snake-shaped ring, and they identified this Walenn by it. I've been
+down and seen him charged myself.
+
+LARRY. With murder?
+
+WANDA. [Faintly] Larry!
+
+KEITH. He's in no danger. They always get the wrong man first.
+It'll do him no harm to be locked up a bit--hyena like that. Better
+in prison, anyway, than sleeping out under archways in this weather.
+
+LARRY. What was he like, Keith?
+
+KEITH. A little yellow, ragged, lame, unshaven scarecrow of a chap.
+They were fools to think he could have had the strength.
+
+LARRY. What! [In an awed voice] Why, I saw him--after I left you
+last night.
+
+KEITH. You? Where?
+
+LARRY. By the archway.
+
+KEITH. You went back there?
+
+LARRY. It draws you, Keith.
+
+KErra. You're mad, I think.
+
+LARRY. I talked to him, and he said, "Thank you for this little
+chat. It's worth more than money when you're down." Little grey man
+like a shaggy animal. And a newspaper boy came up and said: "That's
+right, guv'nors! 'Ere's where they found the body--very spot. They
+'yn't got 'im yet."
+
+ [He laughs; and the terrified girl presses herself against him.]
+
+An innocent man!
+
+KEITH. He's in no danger, I tell you. He could never have
+strangled----Why, he hadn't the strength of a kitten. Now, Larry!
+I'll take your berth to-morrow. Here's money [He brings out a pile
+of notes and puts them on the couch] You can make a new life of it
+out there together presently, in the sun.
+
+LARRY. [In a whisper] In the sun! "A cup of wine and thou."
+[Suddenly] How can I, Keith? I must see how it goes with that poor
+devil.
+
+KEITH. Bosh! Dismiss it from your mind; there's not nearly enough
+evidence.
+
+LARRY. Not?
+
+KEITH. No. You've got your chance. Take it like a man.
+
+LARRY. [With a strange smile--to the girl] Shall we, Wanda?
+
+WANDA. Oh, Larry!
+
+LARRY. [Picking the notes up from the couch] Take them back, Keith.
+
+KEITH. What! I tell you no jury would convict; and if they did, no
+judge would hang. A ghoul who can rob a dead body, ought to be in
+prison. He did worse than you.
+
+LARRY. It won't do, Keith. I must see it out.
+
+KEITH. Don't be a fool!
+
+LARRY. I've still got some kind of honour. If I clear out before I
+know, I shall have none--nor peace. Take them, Keith, or I'll put
+them in the fire.
+
+KEITH. [Taking back the notes; bitterly] I suppose I may ask you
+not to be entirely oblivious of our name. Or is that unworthy of
+your honour?
+
+LARRY. [Hanging his head] I'm awfully sorry, Keith; awfully sorry,
+old man.
+
+KEITH. [sternly] You owe it to me--to our name--to our dead mother-
+-to do nothing anyway till we see what happens.
+
+LARRY. I know. I'll do nothing without you, Keith.
+
+KEITH. [Taking up his hat] Can I trust you? [He stares hard at his
+brother.]
+
+LARRY. You can trust me.
+
+KEITH. Swear?
+
+LARRY. I swear.
+
+KEITH. Remember, nothing! Good night!
+
+LARRY. Good night!
+
+ KEITH goes. LARRY Sits down on the couch sand stares at the
+ fire. The girl steals up and slips her arms about him.
+
+LARRY. An innocent man!
+
+WANDA. Oh, Larry! But so are you. What did we want--to kill that
+man? Never! Oh! kiss me!
+
+ [LARRY turns his face. She kisses his lips.]
+
+I have suffered so--not seein' you. Don't leave me again--don't!
+Stay here. Isn't it good to be together?--Oh! Poor Larry! How
+tired you look!--Stay with me. I am so frightened all alone. So
+frightened they will take you from me.
+
+LARRY. Poor child!
+
+WANDA. No, no! Don't look like that!
+
+LARRY. You're shivering.
+
+WANDA. I will make up the fire. Love me, Larry! I want to forget.
+
+LARRY. The poorest little wretch on God's earth--locked up--for me!
+A little wild animal, locked up. There he goes, up and down, up and
+down--in his cage--don't you see him?--looking for a place to gnaw
+his way through--little grey rat. [He gets up and roams about.]
+
+WANDA. No, no! I can't bear it! Don't frighten me more!
+
+ [He comes back and takes her in his arms.]
+
+LARRY. There, there! [He kisses her closed eyes.]
+
+WANDA. [Without moving] If we could sleep a little--wouldn't it be
+nice?
+
+LARRY. Sleep?
+
+WANDA. [Raising herself] Promise to stay with me--to stay here for
+good, Larry. I will cook for you; I will make you so comfortable.
+They will find him innocent. And then--Oh, Larry! in the sun-right
+away--far from this horrible country. How lovely! [Trying to get
+him to look at her] Larry!
+
+LARRY. [With a movement to free 'himself] To the edge of the
+world-and---over!
+
+WANDA. No, no! No, no! You don't want me to die, Larry, do you? I
+shall if you leave me. Let us be happy! Love me!
+
+LARRY. [With a laugh] Ah! Let's be happy and shut out the sight of
+him. Who cares? Millions suffer for no mortal reason. Let's be
+strong, like Keith. No! I won't leave you, Wanda. Let's forget
+everything except ourselves. [Suddenly] There he goes-up and down!
+
+WANDA. [Moaning] No, no! See! I will pray to the Virgin. She will
+pity us!
+
+ She falls on her knees and clasps her hands, praying. Her lips
+ move. LARRY stands motionless, with arms crossed, and on his
+ face are yearning and mockery, love and despair.
+
+LARRY. [Whispering] Pray for us! Bravo! Pray away!
+
+ [Suddenly the girl stretches out her arms and lifts her face
+ with a look of ecstasy.]
+
+What?
+
+WANDA. She is smiling! We shall be happy soon.
+
+LARRY. [Bending down over her] Poor child! When we die, Wanda,
+let's go together. We should keep each other warm out in the dark.
+
+WANDA. [Raising her hands to his face] Yes! oh, yes! If you die I
+could not--I could not go on living!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+SCENE III.
+
+TWO MONTHS LATER
+
+ WANDA'S room. Daylight is just beginning to fail of a January
+ afternoon. The table is laid for supper, with decanters of
+ wine.
+
+ WANDA is standing at the window looking out at the wintry trees
+ of the Square beyond the pavement. A newspaper Boy's voice is
+ heard coming nearer.
+
+VOICE. Pyper! Glove Lyne murder! Trial and verdict! [Receding]
+Verdict! Pyper!
+
+ WANDA throws up the window as if to call to him, checks herself,
+ closes it and runs to the door. She opens it, but recoils into
+ the room. KEITH is standing there. He comes in.
+
+KEITH. Where's Larry?
+
+WANDA. He went to the trial. I could not keep him from it. The
+trial--Oh! what has happened, sir?
+
+KEITH. [Savagely] Guilty! Sentence of death! Fools!--idiots!
+
+WANDA. Of death! [For a moment she seems about to swoon.]
+
+KEITH. Girl! girl! It may all depend on you. Larry's still living
+here?
+
+WANDA. Yes.
+
+KEITH. I must wait for him.
+
+WANDA. Will you sit down, please?
+
+KEITH. [Shaking his head] Are you ready to go away at any time?
+
+WANDA. Yes, yes; always I am ready.
+
+KEITH. And he?
+
+WANDA. Yes--but now! What will he do? That poor man!
+
+KEITH. A graveyard thief--a ghoul!
+
+WANDA. Perhaps he was hungry. I have been hungry: you do things
+then that you would not. Larry has thought of him in prison so much
+all these weeks. Oh! what shall we do now?
+
+KEITH. Listen! Help me. Don't let Larry out of your sight. I must
+see how things go. They'll never hang this wretch. [He grips her
+arms] Now, we must stop Larry from giving himself up. He's fool
+enough. D'you understand?
+
+WANDA. Yes. But why has he not come in? Oh! If he have, already!
+
+KEITH. [Letting go her arms] My God! If the police come--find me
+here--[He moves to the door] No, he wouldn't without seeing you
+first. He's sure to come. Watch him like a lynx. Don't let him go
+without you.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping her hands on her breast] I will try, sir.
+
+KEITH. Listen!
+
+ [A key is heard in the lock.]
+
+It's he!
+
+ LARRY enters. He is holding a great bunch of pink lilies and
+ white narcissus. His face tells nothing. KEITH looks from him
+ to the girl, who stands motionless.
+
+LARRY. Keith! So you've seen?
+
+KEITH. The thing can't stand. I'll stop it somehow. But you must
+give me time, Larry.
+
+LARRY. [Calmly] Still looking after your honour, KEITH!
+
+KEITH. [Grimly] Think my reasons what you like.
+
+WANDA. [Softly] Larry!
+
+ [LARRY puts his arm round her.]
+
+LARRY. Sorry, old man.
+
+KEITH. Tnis man can and shall get off. I want your solemn promise
+that you won't give yourself up, nor even go out till I've seen you
+again.
+
+LARRY. I give it.
+
+KEITH. [Looking from one to the other] By the memory of our mother,
+swear that.
+
+LARRY. [With a smile] I swear.
+
+KEITH. I have your oath--both of you--both of you. I'm going at
+once to see what can be done.
+
+LARRY. [Softly] Good luck, brother.
+
+ KEITH goes out.
+
+WANDA. [Putting her hands on LARRY's breast] What does it mean?
+
+LARRY. Supper, child--I've had nothing all day. Put these lilies in
+water.
+
+ [She takes the lilies and obediently puts them into a vase.
+ LARRY pours wine into a deep-coloured glass and drinks it off.]
+
+We've had a good time, Wanda. Best time I ever had, these last two
+months; and nothing but the bill to pay.
+
+WANDA. [Clasping him desperately] Oh, Larry! Larry!
+
+LARRY. [Holding her away to look at her.] Take off those things and
+put on a bridal garment.
+
+WANDA. Promise me--wherever you go, I go too. Promise! Larry, you
+think I haven't seen, all these weeks. But I have seen everything;
+all in your heart, always. You cannot hide from me. I knew--I knew!
+Oh, if we might go away into the sun! Oh! Larry--couldn't we? [She
+searches his eyes with hers--then shuddering] Well! If it must be
+dark--I don't care, if I may go in your arms. In prison we could not
+be together. I am ready. Only love me first. Don't let me cry
+before I go. Oh! Larry, will there be much pain?
+
+LARRY. [In a choked voice] No pain, my pretty.
+
+WANDA. [With a little sigh] It is a pity.
+
+LARRY. If you had seen him, as I have, all day, being tortured.
+Wanda,--we shall be out of it. [The wine mounting to his head] We
+shall be free in the dark; free of their cursed inhumanities. I hate
+this world--I loathe it! I hate its God-forsaken savagery; its pride
+and smugness! Keith's world--all righteous will-power and success.
+We're no good here, you and I--we were cast out at birth--soft,
+will-less--better dead. No fear, Keith! I'm staying indoors. [He
+pours wine into two glasses] Drink it up!
+
+
+ [Obediently WANDA drinks, and he also.]
+
+Now go and make yourself beautiful.
+
+WANDA. [Seizing him in her arms] Oh, Larry!
+
+LARRY. [Touching her face and hair] Hanged by the neck until he's
+dead--for what I did.
+
+ [WANDA takes a long look at his face, slips her arms from him,
+ and goes out through the curtains below the fireplace.]
+
+ [LARRY feels in his pocket, brings out the little box, opens it,
+ fingers the white tabloids.]
+
+LARRY. Two each--after food. [He laughs and puts back the box] Oh!
+my girl!
+
+ [The sound of a piano playing a faint festive tune is heard afar
+ off. He mutters, staring at the fire.]
+
+ [Flames-flame, and flicker-ashes.]
+
+"No more, no more, the moon is dead, And all the people in it."
+
+ [He sits on the couch with a piece of paper on his knees, adding
+ a few words with a stylo pen to what is already written.]
+
+ [The GIRL, in a silk wrapper, coming back through the curtains,
+ watches him.]
+
+LARRY. [Looking up] It's all here--I've confessed. [Reading]
+
+"Please bury us together."
+"LAURENCE DARRANT.
+"January 28th, about six p.m."
+
+They'll find us in the morning. Come and have supper, my dear love.
+
+ [The girl creeps forward. He rises, puts his arm round her, and
+ with her arm twined round him, smiling into each other's faces,
+ they go to the table and sit down.]
+
+ The curtain falls for a few seconds to indicate the passage of
+ three hours. When it rises again, the lovers are lying on the
+ couch, in each other's arms, the lilies stream about them. The
+ girl's bare arm is round LARRY'S neck. Her eyes are closed; his
+ are open and sightless. There is no light but fire-light.
+
+ A knocking on the door and the sound of a key turned in the
+ lock. KEITH enters. He stands a moment bewildered by the half-
+ light, then calls sharply: "Larry!" and turns up the light.
+ Seeing the forms on the couch, he recoils a moment. Then,
+ glancing at the table and empty decanters, goes up to the couch.
+
+KEITH. [Muttering] Asleep! Drunk! Ugh!
+
+ [Suddenly he bends, touches LARRY, and springs back.]
+
+What! [He bends again, shakes him and calls] Larry! Larry!
+
+ [Then, motionless, he stares down at his brother's open,
+ sightless eyes. Suddenly he wets his finger and holds it to the
+ girl's lips, then to LARRY'S.]
+
+ [He bends and listens at their hearts; catches sight of the
+ little box lying between them and takes it up.]
+
+My God!
+
+ [Then, raising himself, he closes his brother's eyes, and as he
+ does so, catches sight of a paper pinned to the couch; detaches
+ it and reads:]
+
+"I, Lawrence Darrant, about to die by my own hand confess that I----"
+
+ [He reads on silently, in horror; finishes, letting the paper
+ drop, and recoils from the couch on to a chair at the
+ dishevelled supper table. Aghast, he sits there. Suddenly he
+ mutters:]
+
+If I leave that there--my name--my whole future!
+
+ [He springs up, takes up the paper again, and again reads.]
+
+My God! It's ruin!
+
+ [He makes as if to tear it across, stops, and looks down at
+ those two; covers his eyes with his hand; drops the paper and
+ rushes to the door. But he stops there and comes back,
+ magnetised, as it were, by that paper. He takes it up once more
+ and thrusts it into his pocket.]
+
+ [The footsteps of a Policeman pass, slow and regular, outside.
+ His face crisps and quivers; he stands listening till they die
+ away. Then he snatches the paper from his pocket, and goes past
+ the foot of the couch to the fore.]
+
+All my----No! Let him hang!
+
+ [He thrusts the paper into the fire, stamps it down with his
+ foot, watches it writhe and blacken. Then suddenly clutching
+ his head, he turns to the bodies on the couch. Panting and like
+ a man demented, he recoils past the head of the couch, and
+ rushing to the window, draws the curtains and throws the window
+ up for air. Out in the darkness rises the witch-like skeleton
+ tree, where a dark shape seems hanging. KEITH starts back.]
+
+What's that? What----!
+
+ [He shuts the window and draws the dark curtains across it
+ again.]
+
+Fool! Nothing!
+
+ [Clenching his fists, he draws himself up, steadying himself
+ with all his might. Then slowly he moves to the door, stands a
+ second like a carved figure, his face hard as stone.]
+
+ [Deliberately he turns out the light, opens the door, and goes.]
+
+ [The still bodies lie there before the fire which is licking at
+ the last blackened wafer.]
+
+
+CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of THE FIRST AND LAST (play)
+by John Galsworthy.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE LITTLE MAN
+
+A FARCICAL MORALITY IN THREE SCENES
+
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+THE LITTLE MAN.
+THE AMERICAN.
+THE ENGLISHMAN.
+THE ENGLISHWOMAN.
+THE GERMAN.
+THE DUTCH BOY.
+THE MOTHER.
+THE BABY.
+THE WAITER.
+THE STATION OFFICIAL.
+THE POLICEMAN.
+THE PORTER.
+
+
+
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+ Afternoon, on the departure platform of an Austrian railway
+ station. At several little tables outside the buffet persons
+ are taking refreshment, served by a pale young waiter. On a
+ seat against the wall of the buffet a woman of lowly station is
+ sitting beside two large bundles, on one of which she has placed
+ her baby, swathed in a black shawl.
+
+WAITER. [Approaching a table whereat sit an English traveller and
+his wife] Two coffee?
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Paying] Thanks. [To his wife, in an Oxford voice]
+Sugar?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [In a Cambridge voice] One.
+
+AMERICAN TRAVELLER. [With field-glasses and a pocket camera from
+another table] Waiter, I'd like to have you get my eggs. I've been
+sitting here quite a while.
+
+WAITER. Yes, sare.
+
+GERMAN TRAVELLER. 'Kellner, bezahlen'! [His voice is, like his
+moustache, stiff and brushed up at the ends. His figure also is
+stiff and his hair a little grey; clearly once, if not now, a
+colonel.]
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+ [The baby on the bundle wails. The mother takes it up to soothe
+ it. A young, red-cheecked Dutchman at the fourth table stops
+ eating and laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. My eggs! Get a wiggle on you!
+
+WAITER. Yes, sare. [He rapidly recedes.]
+
+ [A LITTLE MAN in a soft hat is seen to the right of tables. He
+ stands a moment looking after the hurrying waiter, then seats
+ himself at the fifth table.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Looking at his watch] Ten minutes more.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Bother!
+
+AMERICAN. [Addressing them] 'Pears as if they'd a prejudice against
+eggs here, anyway.
+
+ [The ENGLISH look at him, but do not speak. ]
+
+GERMAN. [In creditable English] In these places man can get
+nothing.
+
+ [The WAITER comes flying back with a compote for the DUTCH
+ YOUTH, who pays.]
+
+GERMAN. 'Kellner, bezahlen'!
+
+WAITER. 'Eine Krone sechzig'.
+
+ [The GERMAN pays.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Rising, and taking out his watch--blandly] See here. If
+I don't get my eggs before this watch ticks twenty, there'll be
+another waiter in heaven.
+
+WAITER. [Flying] 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+AMERICAN. [Seeking sympathy] I'm gettin' kind of mad!
+
+ [The ENGLISHMAN halves his newspaper and hands the advertisement
+ half to his wife. The BABY wails. The MOTHER rocks it.]
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH stops eating and laughs. The GERMAN lights a
+ cigarette. The LITTLE MAN sits motionless, nursing his hat.
+ The WAITER comes flying back with the eggs and places them
+ before the AMERICAN.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Putting away his watch] Good! I don't like trouble.
+How much?
+
+ [He pays and eats. The WAITER stands a moment at the edge of
+ the platform and passes his hand across his brow. The LITTLE
+ MAN eyes him and speaks gently.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Herr Ober!
+
+ [The WAITER turns.]
+
+Might I have a glass of beer?
+
+WAITER. Yes, sare.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Thank you very much.
+
+ [The WAITER goes.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Pausing in the deglutition of his eggs--affably] Pardon
+me, sir; I'd like to have you tell me why you called that little bit
+of a feller "Herr Ober." Reckon you would know what that means?
+Mr. Head Waiter.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Yes, yes.
+
+AMERICAN. I smile.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Oughtn't I to call him that?
+
+GERMAN. [Abruptly] 'Nein--Kellner'.
+
+AMERICAN. Why, yes! Just "waiter."
+
+ [The ENGLISHWOMAN looks round her paper for a second. The DUTCH
+ YOUTH stops eating and laughs. The LITTLE MAN gazes from face
+ to face and nurses his hat.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
+
+GERMAN. Gott!
+
+AMERICAN. In my country we're very democratic--but that's quite a
+proposition.
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Handling coffee-pot, to his wife] More?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. No, thanks.
+
+GERMAN. [Abruptly] These fellows--if you treat them in this manner,
+at once they take liberties. You see, you will not get your beer.
+
+ [As he speaks the WAITER returns, bringing the LITTLE MAN'S
+ beer, then retires.]
+
+AMERICAN. That 'pears to be one up to democracy. [To the LITTLE
+MAN] I judge you go in for brotherhood?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Startled] Oh, no!
+
+AMERICAN. I take considerable stock in Leo Tolstoi myself. Grand
+man--grand-souled apparatus. But I guess you've got to pinch those
+waiters some to make 'em skip. [To the ENGLISH, who have carelessly
+looked his way for a moment] You'll appreciate that, the way he
+acted about my eggs.
+
+ [The ENGLISH make faint motions with their chins and avert their
+ eyes.]
+
+ [To the WAITER, who is standing at the door of the buffet]
+
+Waiter! Flash of beer--jump, now!
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+GERMAN. 'Cigarren'!
+
+WAITER. 'Schon'!
+
+ [He disappears.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Affably--to the LITTLE MAN] Now, if I don't get that
+flash of beer quicker'n you got yours, I shall admire.
+
+GERMAN. [Abruptly] Tolstoi is nothing 'nichts'! No good! Ha?
+
+AMERICAN. [Relishing the approach of argument] Well, that is a
+matter of temperament. Now, I'm all for equality. See that poor
+woman there--very humble woman--there she sits among us with her
+baby. Perhaps you'd like to locate her somewhere else?
+
+GERMAN. [Shrugging]. Tolstoi is 'sentimentalisch'. Nietzsche is
+the true philosopher, the only one.
+
+AMERICAN. Well, that's quite in the prospectus--very stimulating
+party--old Nietch--virgin mind. But give me Leo! [He turns to the
+red-cheeked YOUTH] What do you opine, sir? I guess by your labels
+you'll be Dutch. Do they read Tolstoi in your country?
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. That is a very luminous answer.
+
+GERMAN. Tolstoi is nothing. Man should himself express. He must
+push--he must be strong.
+
+AMERICAN. That is so. In America we believe in virility; we like a
+man to expand. But we believe in brotherhood too. We draw the line
+at niggers; but we aspire. Social barriers and distinctions we've
+not much use for.
+
+ENGLISHMAN. Do you feel a draught?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [With a shiver of her shoulder toward the AMERICAN] I
+do--rather.
+
+GERMAN. Wait! You are a young people.
+
+AMERICAN. That is so; there are no flies on us. [To the LITTLE MAN,
+who has been gazing eagerly from face to face] Say! I'd like to
+have you give us your sentiments in relation to the duty of man.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN, fidgets, and is about to opens his mouth.]
+
+AMERICAN. For example--is it your opinion that we should kill off
+the weak and diseased, and all that can't jump around?
+
+GERMAN. [Nodding] 'Ja, ja'! That is coming.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Looking from face to face] They might be me.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Reproving him with a look] That's true humility.
+'Tisn't grammar. Now, here's a proposition that brings it nearer the
+bone: Would you step out of your way to help them when it was liable
+to bring you trouble?
+
+GERMAN. 'Nein, nein'! That is stupid.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Eager but wistful] I'm afraid not. Of course one
+wants to--There was St Francis d'Assisi and St Julien L'Hospitalier,
+and----
+
+AMERICAN. Very lofty dispositions. Guess they died of them. [He
+rises] Shake hands, sir--my name is--[He hands a card] I am an
+ice-machine maker. [He shakes the LITTLE MAN's hand] I like your
+sentiments--I feel kind of brotherly. [Catching sight of the WAITER
+appearing in the doorway] Waiter; where to h-ll is that glass of
+beer?
+
+GERMAN. Cigarren!
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Consulting watch] Train's late.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Really! Nuisance!
+
+ [A station POLICEMAN, very square and uniformed, passes and
+ repasses.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Resuming his seat--to the GERMAN] Now, we don't have so
+much of that in America. Guess we feel more to trust in human
+nature.
+
+GERMAN. Ah! ha! you will bresently find there is nothing in him
+but self.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Wistfully] Don't you believe in human nature?
+
+AMERICAN. Very stimulating question.
+
+ [He looks round for opinions. The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Holding out his half of the paper to his wife] Swap!
+
+ [His wife swaps.]
+
+GERMAN. In human nature I believe so far as I can see him--no more.
+
+AMERICAN. Now that 'pears to me kind o' blasphemy. I believe in
+heroism. I opine there's not one of us settin' around here that's
+not a hero--give him the occasion.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Oh! Do you believe that?
+
+AMERICAN. Well! I judge a hero is just a person that'll help
+another at the expense of himself. Take that poor woman there.
+Well, now, she's a heroine, I guess. She would die for her baby any
+old time.
+
+GERMAN. Animals will die for their babies. That is nothing.
+
+AMERICAN. I carry it further. I postulate we would all die for that
+baby if a locomotive was to trundle up right here and try to handle
+it. [To the GERMAN] I guess you don't know how good you are. [As
+the GERMAN is twisting up the ends of his moustache--to the
+ENGLISHWOMAN] I should like to have you express an opinion, ma'am.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. I beg your pardon.
+
+AMERICAN. The English are very humanitarian; they have a very high
+sense of duty. So have the Germans, so have the Americans. [To the
+DUTCH YOUTH] I judge even in your little country they have that.
+This is an epoch of equality and high-toned ideals. [To the LITTLE
+MAN] What is your nationality, sir?
+
+LITTLE MAN. I'm afraid I'm nothing particular. My father was
+half-English and half-American, and my mother half-German and
+half-Dutch.
+
+AMERICAN. My! That's a bit streaky, any old way. [The POLICEMAN
+passes again] Now, I don't believe we've much use any more for those
+gentlemen in buttons. We've grown kind of mild--we don't think of
+self as we used to do.
+
+ [The WAITER has appeared in the doorway.]
+
+GERMAN. [In a voice of thunder] 'Cigarren! Donnerwetter'!
+
+AMERICAN. [Shaking his fist at the vanishing WAITER] That flash of
+beer!
+
+WAITER. 'Komm' gleich'!
+
+AMERICAN. A little more, and he will join George Washington! I was
+about to remark when he intruded: In this year of grace 1913 the
+kingdom of Christ is quite a going concern. We are mighty near
+universal brotherhood. The colonel here [He indicates the GERMAN] is
+a man of blood and iron, but give him an opportunity to be
+magnanimous, and he'll be right there. Oh, sir! yep!
+
+ [The GERMAN, with a profound mixture of pleasure and cynicism,
+ brushes up the ends of his moustache.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. I wonder. One wants to, but somehow--[He shakes his
+head.]
+
+AMERICAN. You seem kind of skeery about that. You've had experience,
+maybe. I'm an optimist--I think we're bound to make the devil hum in
+the near future. I opine we shall occasion a good deal of trouble to
+that old party. There's about to be a holocaust of selfish
+interests. The colonel there with old-man Nietch he won't know
+himself. There's going to be a very sacred opportunity.
+
+ [As he speaks, the voice of a RAILWAY OFFICIAL is heard an the
+ distance calling out in German. It approaches, and the words
+ become audible.]
+
+GERMAN. [Startled] 'Der Teufel'! [He gets up, and seizes the bag
+beside him.]
+
+ [The STATION OFFICIAL has appeared; he stands for a moment
+ casting his commands at the seated group. The DUTCH YOUTH also
+ rises, and takes his coat and hat. The OFFICIAL turns on his
+ heel and retires still issuing directions.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. What does he say?
+
+GERMAN. Our drain has come in, de oder platform; only one minute we
+haf.
+
+ [All, have risen in a fluster.]
+
+AMERICAN. Now, that's very provoking. I won't get that flash of
+beer.
+
+ [There is a general scurry to gather coats and hats and wraps,
+ during which the lowly WOMAN is seen making desperate attempts
+ to deal with her baby and the two large bundles. Quite
+ defeated, she suddenly puts all down, wrings her hands, and
+ cries out: "Herr Jesu! Hilfe!" The flying procession turn
+ their heads at that strange cry.]
+
+AMERICAN. What's that? Help?
+
+ [He continues to run. The LITTLE MAN spins round, rushes back,
+ picks up baby and bundle on which it was seated.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Come along, good woman, come along!
+
+ [The WOMAN picks up the other bundle and they run.]
+
+ [The WAITER, appearing in the doorway with the bottle of beer,
+ watches with his tired smile.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+ A second-class compartment of a corridor carriage, in motion.
+ In it are seated the ENGLISHMAN and his WIFE, opposite each
+ other at the corridor end, she with her face to the engine, he
+ with his back. Both are somewhat protected from the rest of the
+ travellers by newspapers. Next to her sits the GERMAN, and
+ opposite him sits the AMERICAN; next the AMERICAN in one window
+ corner is seated the DUTCH YOUTH; the other window corner is
+ taken by the GERMAN'S bag. The silence is only broken by the
+ slight rushing noise of the train's progression and the
+ crackling of the English newspapers.
+
+AMERICAN. [Turning to the DUTCH YOUTH] Guess I'd like that window
+raised; it's kind of chilly after that old run they gave us.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs, and goes through the motions of raising
+ the window. The ENGLISH regard the operation with uneasy
+ irritation. The GERMAN opens his bag, which reposes on the
+ corner seat next him, and takes out a book.]
+
+AMERICAN. The Germans are great readers. Very stimulating practice.
+I read most anything myself!
+
+ [The GERMAN holds up the book so that the title may be read.]
+
+"Don Quixote"--fine book. We Americans take considerable stock in
+old man Quixote. Bit of a wild-cat--but we don't laugh at him.
+
+GERMAN. He is dead. Dead as a sheep. A good thing, too.
+
+AMERICAN. In America we have still quite an amount of chivalry.
+
+GERMAN. Chivalry is nothing 'sentimentalisch'. In modern days--no
+good. A man must push, he must pull.
+
+AMERICAN. So you say. But I judge your form of chivalry is
+sacrifice to the state. We allow more freedom to the individual
+soul. Where there's something little and weak, we feel it kind of
+noble to give up to it. That way we feel elevated.
+
+ [As he speaks there is seen in the corridor doorway the LITTLE
+ MAN, with the WOMAN'S BABY still on his arm and the bundle held
+ in the other hand. He peers in anxiously. The ENGLISH, acutely
+ conscious, try to dissociate themselves from his presence with
+ their papers. The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+GERMAN. 'Ach'! So!
+
+AMERICAN. Dear me!
+
+LITTLE MAN. Is there room? I can't find a seat.
+
+AMERICAN. Why, yes! There's a seat for one.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Depositing bundle outside, and heaving BABY] May I?
+
+AMERICAN. Come right in!
+
+ [The GERMAN sulkily moves his bag. The LITTLE MAN comes in and
+ seats himself gingerly.]
+
+AMERICAN. Where's the mother?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Ruefully] Afraid she got left behind.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs. The ENGLISH unconsciously emerge from
+ their newspapers.]
+
+AMERICAN. My! That would appear to be quite a domestic incident.
+
+ [The ENGLISHMAN suddenly utters a profound "Ha, Ha!" and
+ disappears behind his paper. And that paper and the one
+ opposite are seen to shake, and little sguirls and squeaks
+ emerge.]
+
+GERMAN. And you haf got her bundle, and her baby. Ha! [He cackles
+drily.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] I smile. I guess Providence has played it
+pretty low down on you. It's sure acted real mean.
+
+ [The BABY wails, and the LITTLE MAN jigs it with a sort of
+ gentle desperation, looking apologetically from face to face.
+ His wistful glance renews the fore of merriment wherever it
+ alights. The AMERICAN alone preserves a gravity which seems
+ incapable of being broken.]
+
+AMERICAN. Maybe you'd better get off right smart and restore that
+baby. There's nothing can act madder than a mother.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Poor thing, yes! What she must be suffering!
+
+ [A gale of laughter shakes the carriage. The ENGLISH for a
+ moment drop their papers, the better to indulge. The LITTLE MAN
+ smiles a wintry smile.]
+
+AMERICAN. [In a lull] How did it eventuate?
+
+LITTLE MAN. We got there just as the train was going to start; and I
+jumped, thinking I could help her up. But it moved too quickly,
+and--and left her.
+
+ [The gale of laughter blows up again.]
+
+AMERICAN. Guess I'd have thrown the baby out to her.
+
+LITTLE MAN. I was afraid the poor little thing might break.
+
+ [The Baby wails; the LITTLE MAN heaves it; the gale of laughter
+ blows.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] It's highly entertaining--not for the baby.
+What kind of an old baby is it, anyway? [He sniff's] I judge it's a
+bit--niffy.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Afraid I've hardly looked at it yet.
+
+AMERICAN. Which end up is it?
+
+LITTLE MAM. Oh! I think the right end. Yes, yes, it is.
+
+AMERICAN. Well, that's something. Maybe you should hold it out of
+window a bit. Very excitable things, babies!
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [Galvanized] No, no!
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Touching her knee] My dear!
+
+AMERICAN. You are right, ma'am. I opine there's a draught out
+there. This baby is precious. We've all of us got stock in this
+baby in a manner of speaking. This is a little bit of universal
+brotherhood. Is it a woman baby?
+
+LITTLE MAN. I--I can only see the top of its head.
+
+AMERICAN. You can't always tell from that. It looks kind of
+over-wrapped up. Maybe it had better be unbound.
+
+GERMAN. 'Nein, nein, nein'!
+
+AMERICAN. I think you are very likely right, colonel. It might be a
+pity to unbind that baby. I guess the lady should be consulted in
+this matter.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Yes, yes, of course----!
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Touching her] Let it be! Little beggar seems all
+right.
+
+AMERICAN. That would seem only known to Providence at this moment.
+I judge it might be due to humanity to look at its face.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Gladly] It's sucking my' finger. There, there--nice
+little thing--there!
+
+AMERICAN. I would surmise in your leisure moments you have created
+babies, sir?
+
+LITTLE MAN. Oh! no--indeed, no.
+
+AMERICAN. Dear me!--That is a loss. [Addressing himself to the
+carriage at large] I think we may esteem ourselves fortunate to have
+this little stranger right here with us. Demonstrates what a hold
+the little and weak have upon us nowadays. The colonel here--a man
+of blood and iron--there he sits quite calm next door to it. [He
+sniffs] Now, this baby is rather chastening--that is a sign of
+grace, in the colonel--that is true heroism.
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Faintly] I--I can see its face a little now.
+
+ [All bend forward.]
+
+AMERICAN. What sort of a physiognomy has it, anyway?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Still faintly] I don't see anything but--but spots.
+
+GERMAN. Oh! Ha! Pfui!
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+AMERICAN. I am told that is not uncommon amongst babies. Perhaps we
+could have you inform us, ma'am.
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Yes, of course--only what sort of----
+
+LITTLE MAN. They seem all over its----[At the slight recoil of
+everyone] I feel sure it's--it's quite a good baby underneath.
+
+AMERICAN. That will be rather difficult to come at. I'm just a bit
+sensitive. I've very little use for affections of the epidermis.
+
+GERMAN. Pfui! [He has edged away as far as he can get, and is
+lighting a big cigar]
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH draws his legs back.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Also taking out a cigar] I guess it would be well to
+fumigate this carriage. Does it suffer, do you think?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Peering] Really, I don't--I'm not sure--I know so
+little about babies. I think it would have a nice expression--if--if
+it showed.
+
+AMERICAN. Is it kind of boiled looking?
+
+LITTLE MAN. Yes--yes, it is.
+
+AMERICAN. [Looking gravely round] I judge this baby has the
+measles.
+
+ [The GERMAN screws himself spasmodically against the arm of the
+ ENGLISHWOMAN'S seat.]
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. Poor little thing! Shall I----?
+
+ [She half rises.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Touching her] No, no----Dash it!
+
+AMERICAN. I honour your emotion, ma'am. It does credit to us all.
+But I sympathize with your husband too. The measles is a very
+important pestilence in connection with a grown woman.
+
+LITTLE MAN. It likes my finger awfully. Really, it's rather a sweet
+baby.
+
+AMERICAN. [Sniffing] Well, that would appear to be quite a
+question. About them spots, now? Are they rosy?
+
+LITTLE MAN. No-o; they're dark, almost black.
+
+GERMAN. Gott! Typhus! [He bounds up on to the arm of the
+ENGLISHWOMAN'S Seat.]
+
+AMERICAN. Typhus! That's quite an indisposition!
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH rises suddenly, and bolts out into the
+ corridor. He is followed by the GERMAN, puffing clouds of
+ smoke. The ENGLISH and AMERICAN sit a moment longer without
+ speaking. The ENGLISHWOMAN'S face is turned with a curious
+ expression--half pity, half fear--towards the LITTLE MAN. Then
+ the ENGLISHMAN gets up.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. Bit stuffy for you here, dear, isn't it?
+
+ [He puts his arm through hers, raises her, and almost pushes her
+ through the doorway. She goes, still looking back.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] There's nothing I admire more'n courage. Guess
+I'll go and smoke in the corridor.
+
+ [As he goes out the LITTLE MAN looks very wistfully after him.
+ Screwing up his mouth and nose, he holds the BABY away from him
+ and wavers; then rising, he puts it on the seat opposite and
+ goes through the motions of letting down the window. Having
+ done so he looks at the BABY, who has begun to wail. Suddenly
+ he raises his hands and clasps them, like a child praying.
+ Since, however, the BABY does not stop wailing, he hovers over
+ it in indecision; then, picking it up, sits down again to dandle
+ it, with his face turned toward the open window. Finding that
+ it still wails, he begins to sing to it in a cracked little
+ voice. It is charmed at once. While he is singing, the
+ AMERICAN appears in the corridor. Letting down the passage
+ window, he stands there in the doorway with the draught blowing
+ his hair and the smoke of his cigar all about him. The LITTLE
+ MAN stops singing and shifts the shawl higher to protect the
+ BABY'S head from the draught.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Gravely] This is the most sublime spectacle I have ever
+envisaged. There ought to be a record of this.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN looks at him, wondering. You are typical, sir,
+ of the sentiments of modern Christianity. You illustrate the
+ deepest feelings in the heart of every man.]
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN rises with the BABY and a movement of approach.]
+
+Guess I'm wanted in the dining-car.
+
+ [He vanishes. The LITTLE MAN sits down again, but back to the
+ engine, away from the draught, and looks out of the window,
+ patiently jogging the BABY On his knee.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+SCENE III
+
+ An arrival platform. The LITTLE MAN, with the BABY and the
+ bundle, is standing disconsolate, while travellers pass and
+ luggage is being carried by. A STATION OFFICIAL, accompanied by
+ a POLICEMAN, appears from a doorway, behind him.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Consulting telegram in his hand] 'Das ist der Herr'.
+
+ [They advance to the LITTLE MAN.]
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Sie haben einen Buben gestohlen'?
+
+LITTLE MAN. I only speak English and American.
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Dies ist nicht Ihr Bube'?
+
+ [He touches the Baby.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Shaking his head] Take care--it's ill.
+
+ [The man does not understand.]
+
+Ill--the baby----
+
+OFFICIAL. [Shaking his head] 'Verstehe nicht'. Dis is nod your baby?
+No?
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Shaking his head violently] No, it is not. No.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Tapping the telegram] Gut! You are 'rested. [He signs
+to the POLICEMAN, who takes the LITTLE MAN's arm.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Why? I don't want the poor baby.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Lifting the bundle] 'Dies ist nicht Ihr Gepack'--pag?
+
+LITTLE Mary. No.
+
+OFFICIAL. Gut! You are 'rested.
+
+LITTLE MAN. I only took it for the poor woman. I'm not a thief--
+I'm--I'm----
+
+OFFICIAL. [Shaking head] Verstehe nicht.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN tries to tear his hair. The disturbed BABY
+ wails.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. [Dandling it as best he can] There, there--poor, poor!
+
+OFFICIAL. Halt still! You are 'rested. It is all right.
+
+LITTLE MAN. Where is the mother?
+
+OFFICIAL. She comet by next drain. Das telegram say: 'Halt einen
+Herren mit schwarzem Buben and schwarzem Gepack'. 'Rest gentleman
+mit black baby and black--pag.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN turns up his eyes to heaven.]
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Komm mit us'.
+
+ [They take the LITTLE MAN toward the door from which they have
+ come. A voice stops them.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Speaking from as far away as may be] Just a moment!
+
+ [The OFFICIAL stops; the LITTLE MAN also stops and sits down on
+ a bench against the wall. The POLICEMAN stands stolidly beside
+ him. The AMERICAN approaches a step or two, beckoning; the
+ OFFICIAL goes up to him.]
+
+AMERICAN. Guess you've got an angel from heaven there! What's the
+gentleman in buttons for?
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Was ist das'?
+
+AMERICAN. Is there anybody here that can understand American?
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Verstehe nicht'.
+
+AMERICAN. Well, just watch my gestures. I was saying [He points to
+the LITTLE MAN, then makes gestures of flying] you have an angel
+from heaven there. You have there a man in whom Gawd [He points
+upward] takes quite an amount of stock. You have no call to arrest
+him. [He makes the gesture of arrest] No, Sir. Providence has
+acted pretty mean, loading off that baby on him. [He makes the
+motion of dandling] The little man has a heart of gold. [He points
+to his heart, and takes out a gold coin.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Thinking he is about to be bribed] 'Aber, das ist zu
+viel'!
+
+AMERICAN. Now, don't rattle me! [Pointing to the LITTLE MAN] Man
+[Pointing to his heart] 'Herz' [Pointing to the coin] 'von' Gold.
+This is a flower of the field--he don't want no gentleman in buttons
+to pluck him up.
+
+ [A little crowd is gathering, including the Two ENGLISH, the
+ GERMAN, and the DUTCH YOUTH.]
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Verstehe absolut nichts'. [He taps the telegram] 'Ich muss
+mein' duty do.
+
+AMERICAN. But I'm telling you. This is a white man. This is
+probably the whitest man on Gawd's earth.
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Das macht nichts'--gut or no gut, I muss mein duty do.
+[He turns to go toward the LITTLE MAN.]
+
+AMERICAN. Oh! Very well, arrest him; do your duty. This baby has
+typhus.
+
+ [At the word "typhus" the OFFICIAL stops.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Making gestures] First-class typhus, black typhus,
+schwarzen typhus. Now you have it. I'm kind o' sorry for you and
+the gentleman in buttons. Do your duty!
+
+OFFICIAL. Typhus? Der Bub--die baby hat typhus?
+
+AMERICAN. I'm telling you.
+
+OFFICIAL. Gott im Himmel!
+
+AMERICAN. [Spotting the GERMAN in the little throng] here's a
+gentleman will corroborate me.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Much disturbed, and signing to the POLICEMAN to stand
+clear] Typhus! 'Aber das ist grasslich'!
+
+AMERICAN. I kind o' thought you'd feel like that.
+
+OFFICIAL. 'Die Sanitatsmachine! Gleich'!
+
+ [A PORTER goes to get it. From either side the broken half-moon
+ of persons stand gazing at the LITTLE MAN, who sits unhappily
+ dandling the BABY in the centre.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Raising his hands] 'Was zu thun'?
+
+AMERICAN. Guess you'd better isolate the baby.
+
+ [A silence, during which the LITTLE MAN is heard faintly
+ whistling and clucking to the BABY.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Referring once more to his telegram]
+
+"'Rest gentleman mit black baby." [Shaking his head] Wir must de
+gentleman hold. [To the GERMAN] 'Bitte, mein Herr, sagen Sie ihm,
+den Buben zu niedersetzen'. [He makes the gesture of deposit.]
+
+GERMAN. [To the LITTLE MAN] He say: Put down the baby.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN shakes his head, and continues to dandle the
+ BABY.]
+
+OFFICIAL. You must.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN glowers, in silence.]
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [In background--muttering] Good man!
+
+GERMAN. His spirit ever denies.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Again making his gesture] 'Aber er muss'!
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN makes a face at him.]
+
+'Sag' Ihm': Instantly put down baby, and komm' mit us.
+
+ [The BABY wails.]
+
+LITTLE MAN. Leave the poor ill baby here alone? Be--be--be d---d to
+you!
+
+AMERICAN. [Jumping on to a trunk--with enthusiasm] Bully!
+
+ [The ENGLISH clap their hands; the DUTCH YOUTH laughs. The
+ OFFICIAL is muttering, greatly incensed.]
+
+AMERICAN. What does that body-snatcher say?
+
+GERMAN. He say this man use the baby to save himself from arrest.
+Very smart he say.
+
+AMERICAN. I judge you do him an injustice. [Showing off the LITTLE
+MAN with a sweep of his arm.] This is a white man. He's got a black
+baby, and he won' leave it in the lurch. Guess we would all act
+noble that way, give us the chance.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN rises, holding out the BABY, and advances a step
+ or two. The half-moon at once gives, increasing its size; the
+ AMERICAN climbs on to a higher trunk. The LITTLE MAN retires
+ and again sits down.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Addressing the OFFICIAL] Guess you'd better go out of
+business and wait for the mother.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Stamping his foot] Die Mutter sall 'rested be for taking
+out baby mit typhus. Ha! [To the LITTLE MAN] Put ze baby down!
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN smiles.]
+
+Do you 'ear?
+
+AMERICAN. [Addressing the OFFICIAL] Now, see here. 'Pears to me
+you don't suspicion just how beautiful this is. Here we have a man
+giving his life for that old baby that's got no claim on him. This
+is not a baby of his own making. No, sir, this is a very Christ-like
+proposition in the gentleman.
+
+OFFICIAL. Put ze baby down, or ich will gommand someone it to do.
+
+AMERICAN. That will be very interesting to watch.
+
+OFFICIAL. [To POLICEMAN] Dake it vrom him.
+
+ [The POLICEMAN mutters, but does not.]
+
+AMERICAN. [To the German] Guess I lost that.
+
+GERMAN. He say he is not his officier.
+
+AMERICAN. That just tickles me to death.
+
+OFFICIAL. [Looking round] Vill nobody dake ze Bub'?
+
+ENGLISHWOMAN. [Moving a step faintly] Yes--I----
+
+ENGLISHMAN. [Grasping her arm]. By Jove! Will you!
+
+OFFICIAL. [Gathering himself for a great effort to take the BABY,
+and advancing two steps] Zen I goummand you--[He stops and his voice
+dies away] Zit dere!
+
+AMERICAN. My! That's wonderful. What a man this is! What a
+sublime sense of duty!
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs. The OFFICIAL turns on him, but as he
+ does so the MOTHER of the Busy is seen hurrying.]
+
+MOTHER. 'Ach! Ach! Mei' Bubi'!
+
+ [Her face is illumined; she is about to rush to the LITTLE MAN.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [To the POLICEMAN] 'Nimm die Frau'!
+
+ [The POLICEMAN catches hold of the WOMAN.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [To the frightened WOMAN] 'Warum haben Sie einen Buben mit
+Typhus mit ausgebracht'?
+
+AMERICAN. [Eagerly, from his perch] What was that? I don't want to
+miss any.
+
+GERMAN. He say: Why did you a baby with typhus with you bring out?
+
+AMERICAN. Well, that's quite a question.
+
+ [He takes out the field-glasses slung around him and adjusts
+ them on the BABY.]
+
+MOTHER. [Bewildered] Mei' Bubi--Typhus--aber Typhus? [She shakes
+her head violently] 'Nein, nein, nein! Typhus'!
+
+OFFICIAL. Er hat Typhus.
+
+MOTHER. [Shaking her head] 'Nein, nein, nein'!
+
+AMERICAN. [Looking through his glasses] Guess she's kind of right!
+I judge the typhus is where the baby' slobbered on the shawl, and
+it's come off on him.
+
+ [The DUTCH YOUTH laughs.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Turning on him furiously] Er hat Typhus.
+
+AMERICAN. Now, that's where you slop over. Come right here.
+
+ [The OFFICIAL mounts, and looks through the glasses.]
+
+AMERICAN. [To the LITTLE MAN] Skin out the baby's leg. If we don't
+locate spots on that, it'll be good enough for me.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN fumbles Out the BABY'S little white foot.]
+
+MOTHER. Mei' Bubi! [She tries to break away.]
+
+AMERICAN. White as a banana. [To the OFFICIAL--affably] Guess
+you've made kind of a fool of us with your old typhus.
+
+OFFICIAL. Lass die Frau!
+
+ [The POLICEMAN lets her go, and she rushes to her BABY.]
+
+MOTHER. Mei' Bubi!
+
+ [The BABY, exchanging the warmth of the LITTLE MAN for the
+ momentary chill of its MOTHER, wails.]
+
+OFFICIAL. [Descending and beckoning to the POLICEMAN] 'Sie wollen
+den Herrn accusiren'?
+
+ [The POLICEMAN takes the LITTLE MAN's arm.]
+
+AMERICAN. What's that? They goin' to pitch him after all?
+
+ [The MOTHER, still hugging her BABY, who has stopped crying,
+ gazes at the LITTLE MAN, who sits dazedly looking up. Suddenly
+ she drops on her knees, and with her free hand lifts his booted
+ foot and kisses it.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Waving his hat] Ra! Ra! [He descends swiftly, goes up
+to the LITTLE MAN, whose arm the POLICEMAN has dropped, and takes his
+hand] Brother; I am proud to know you. This is one of the greatest
+moments I have ever experienced. [Displaying the LITTLE MAN to the
+assembled company] I think I sense the situation when I say that we
+all esteem it an honour to breathe the rather inferior atmosphere of
+this station here Along with our little friend. I guess we shall all
+go home and treasure the memory of his face as the whitest thing in
+our museum of recollections. And perhaps this good woman will also
+go home and wash the face of our little brother here. I am inspired
+with a new faith in mankind. Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to present
+to you a sure-enough saint--only wants a halo, to be transfigured.
+[To the LITTLE MAN] Stand right up.
+
+ [The LITTLE MAN stands up bewildered. They come about him. The
+ OFFICIAL bows to him, the POLICEMAN salutes him. The DUTCH
+ YOUTH shakes his head and laughs. The GERMAN draws himself up
+ very straight, and bows quickly twice. The ENGLISHMAN and his
+ WIFE approach at least two steps, then, thinking better of it,
+ turn to each other and recede. The MOTHER kisses his hand. The
+ PORTER returning with the Sanitatsmachine, turns it on from
+ behind, and its pinkish shower, goldened by a ray of sunlight,
+ falls around the LITTLE MAN's head, transfiguring it as he
+ stands with eyes upraised to see whence the portent comes.]
+
+AMERICAN. [Rushing forward and dropping on his knees] Hold on just
+a minute! Guess I'll take a snapshot of the miracle. [He adjusts
+his pocket camera] This ought to look bully!
+
+
+
+
+CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of THE LITTLE MAN (Play)
+by John Galsworthy.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+HALL-MARKED
+
+A SATIRIC TRIFLE
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+HERSELF.
+LADY ELLA.
+THE SQUIRE.
+THE MAID.
+MAUD.
+THE RECTOR.
+THE DOCTOR.
+THE CABMAN.
+HANNIBAL and EDWARD
+
+
+
+
+ HALL-MARKED
+
+
+ The scene is the sitting-room and verandah of HER bungalow.
+
+ The room is pleasant, and along the back, where the verandah
+ runs, it seems all window, both French and casement. There is a
+ door right and a door left. The day is bright; the time
+ morning.
+
+ [HERSELF, dripping wet, comes running along the verandah,
+ through the French window, with a wet Scotch terrier in her
+ arms. She vanishes through the door left. A little pause, and
+ LADY ELLA comes running, dry, thin, refined, and agitated. She
+ halts where the tracks of water cease at the door left. A
+ little pause, and MAUD comes running, fairly dry, stolid,
+ breathless, and dragging a bull-dog, wet, breathless, and stout,
+ by the crutch end of her 'en-tout-cas'].
+
+LADY ELLA. Don't bring Hannibal in till I know where she's put
+Edward!
+
+MAUD. [Brutally, to HANNIBAL] Bad dog! Bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Maud, do take him out! Tie him up. Here! [She takes
+out a lace handkerchief ] No--something stronger! Poor darling
+Edward! [To HANNIBAL] You are a bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+MAUD. Edward began it, Ella. [To HANNIBAL] Bad dog! Bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Tie him up outside. Here, take my scarf. Where is my
+poor treasure? [She removes her scarf] Catch! His ear's torn; I
+saw it.
+
+MAUD. [Taking the scarf, to HANNIBAL] Now!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+ [She ties the scarf to his collar]
+
+He smells horrible. Bad dog--getting into ponds to fight!
+
+LADY ELLA. Tie him up, Maud. I must try in here.
+
+ [Their husbands, THE SQUIRE and THE RECTOR, come hastening along
+ the verandah.]
+
+MAUD. [To THE RECTOR] Smell him, Bertie! [To THE SQUIRE] You
+might have that pond drained, Squire!
+
+ [She takes HANNIBAL out, and ties him to the verandah. THE
+ SQUIRE and RECTOR Come in. LADY ELLA is knocking on the door
+ left.]
+
+HER VOICE. All right! I've bound him up!
+
+LADY ELLA. May I come in?
+
+HER VOICE. Just a second! I've got nothing on.
+
+ [LADY ELLA recoils. THE SQUIRE and RECTOR make an involuntary
+ movement of approach.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! There you are!
+
+THE RECTOR. [Doubtfully] I was just going to wade in----
+
+LADY ELLA. Hannibal would have killed him, if she hadn't rushed in!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Done him good, little beast!
+
+LADY ELLA. Why didn't you go in, Tommy?
+
+THE SQUIRE. Well, I would--only she----
+
+LADY ELLA. I can't think how she got Edward out of Hannibal's awful
+mouth!
+
+MAUD. [Without--to HANNIBAL, who is snuffling on the verandah and
+straining at the scarf] Bad dog!
+
+LADY ELLA. We must simply thank her tremendously! I shall never
+forget the way she ran in, with her skirts up to her waist!
+
+THE SQUIRE. By Jove! No. It was topping.
+
+LADY ELLA. Her clothes must be ruined. That pond--ugh! [She
+wrinkles her nose] Tommy, do have it drained.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Dreamily] I don't remember her face in church.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ah! Yes. Who is she? Pretty woman!
+
+LADY ELLA. I must get the Vet. to Edward. [To THE SQUIRE] Tommy,
+do exert yourself!
+
+ [MAUD re-enters.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right! [Exerting himself] Here's a bell!
+
+HER VOICE. [Through the door] The bleeding's stopped. Shall I send
+him in to you?
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh, please! Poor darling!
+
+ [They listen.]
+
+ [LADY ELLA, prepares to receive EDWARD. THE SQUIRE and RECTOR
+ stand transfixed. The door opens, and a bare arm gently pushes
+ EDWARD forth. He is bandaged with a smooth towel. There is a
+ snuffle--HANNIBAL has broken the scarf, outside.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [Aghast] Look! Hannibal's loose! Maud--Tommy. [To THE
+RECTOR] You!
+
+ [The THREE rush to prevent HANNIBAL from re-entering.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [To EDWARD] Yes, I know--you'd like to! You SHALL bite
+him when it's safe. Oh! my darling, you DO----[She sniffs].
+
+ [MAUD and THE SQUIRE re-enter.]
+
+Have you tied him properly this time?
+
+MAUD. With Bertie's braces.
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! but----
+
+MAUD. It's all right; they're almost leather.
+
+ [THE RECTOR re-enters, with a slight look of insecurity.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Rector, are you sure it's safe?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Hitching at his trousers] No, indeed, LADY Ella--I----
+
+LADY ELLA. Tommy, do lend a hand!
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right, Ella; all right! He doesn't mean what you
+mean!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Transferring EDWARD to THE SQUIRE] Hold him, Tommy.
+He's sure to smell out Hannibal!
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Taking EDWARD by the collar, and holding his own nose]
+Jove! Clever if he can smell anything but himself. Phew! She ought
+to have the Victoria Cross for goin' in that pond.
+
+ [The door opens, and HERSELF appears; a fine, frank, handsome
+ woman, in a man's orange-coloured motor-coat, hastily thrown on
+ over the substrata of costume.]
+
+SHE. So very sorry--had to have a bath, and change, of course!
+
+LADY ELLA. We're so awfully grateful to you. It was splendid.
+
+MAUD. Quite.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Rather holding himself together] Heroic! I was just
+myself about to----
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Restraining EDWARD] Little beast will fight--must
+apologise--you were too quick for me----
+
+ [He looks up at her. She is smiling, and regarding the wounded
+ dog, her head benevolently on one side.]
+
+SHE. Poor dears! They thought they were so safe in that nice pond!
+
+LADY ELLA. Is he very badly torn?
+
+SHE. Rather nasty. There ought to be a stitch or two put in his
+ear.
+
+LADY ELLA. I thought so. Tommy, do----
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right. Am I to let him go?
+
+LADY ELLA. No.
+
+MAUD. The fly's outside. Bertie, run and tell Jarvis to drive in
+for the Vet.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Gentle and embarrassed] Run? Well, Maud--I----
+
+SHE. The doctor would sew it up. My maid can go round.
+
+ [HANNIBAL. appears at the open casement with the broken braces
+ dangling from his collar.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Look! Catch him! Rector!
+
+MAUD. Bertie! Catch him!
+
+ [THE RECTOR seizes HANNIBAL, but is seen to be in difficulties
+ with his garments. HERSELF, who has gone out left, returns,
+ with a leather strop in one hand and a pair of braces in the
+ other.]
+
+SHE. Take this strop--he can't break that. And would these be any
+good to you?
+
+ [SHE hands the braces to MAUD and goes out on to the verandah
+ and hastily away. MAUD, transferring the braces to the RECTOR,
+ goes out, draws HANNIBAL from the casement window, and secures
+ him with the strap. THE RECTOR sits suddenly with the braces in
+ his hands. There is a moment's peace.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Splendid, isn't she? I do admire her.
+
+THE SQUIRE. She's all there.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Feelingly] Most kind.
+
+ [He looks ruefully at the braces and at LADY ELLA. A silence.
+ MAUD reappears at the door and stands gazing at the braces.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Suddenly] Eh?
+
+MAUD. Yes.
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Looking at his wife] Ah!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Absorbed in EDWARD] Poor darling!
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Bluntly] Ella, the Rector wants to get up!
+
+THE RECTOR. [Gently] Perhaps--just for a moment----
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! [She turns to the wall.]
+
+ [THE RECTOR, screened by his WIFE, retires on to the verandah to
+ adjust his garments.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Meditating] So she's married!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Absorbed in EDWARD] Why?
+
+THE SQUIRE. Braces.
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! Yes. We ought to ask them to dinner, Tommy.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ah! Yes. Wonder who they are?
+
+ [THE RECTOR and MAUD reappear.]
+
+THE RECTOR. Really very good of her to lend her husband's--I was--
+er--quite----
+
+MAUD. That'll do, Bertie.
+
+ [THEY see HER returning along the verandah, followed by a sandy,
+ red-faced gentleman in leather leggings, with a needle and
+ cotton in his hand.]
+
+HERSELF. Caught the doctor just starting, So lucky!
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! Thank goodness!
+
+DOCTOR. How do, Lady Ella? How do, Squire?--how do, Rector? [To
+MAUD] How de do? This the beastie? I see. Quite! Who'll hold him
+for me?
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! I!
+
+HERSELF. D'you know, I think I'd better. It's so dreadful when it's
+your own, isn't it? Shall we go in here, doctor? Come along, pretty
+boy!
+
+ [She takes EDWARD, and they pass into the room, left.]
+
+LADY ELLA. I dreaded it. She is splendid!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Dogs take to her. That's a sure sign.
+
+THE RECTOR. Little things--one can always tell.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Something very attractive about her--what! Fine build
+of woman.
+
+MAUD. I shall get hold of her for parish work.
+
+THE RECTOR. Ah! Excellent--excellent! Do!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Wonder if her husband shoots? She seems
+quite-er--quite----
+
+LADY ELLA. [Watching the door] Quite! Altogether charming; one of
+the nicest faces I ever saw.
+
+ [THE DOCTOR comes out alone.]
+
+Oh! Doctor--have you? is it----?
+
+DOCTOR. Right as rain! She held him like an angel--he just licked
+her, and never made a sound.
+
+LADY ELLA. Poor darling! Can I----
+
+ [She signs toward the door.]
+
+DOCTOR. Better leave 'em a minute. She's moppin' 'im off. [He
+wrinkles his nose] Wonderful clever hands!
+
+THE SQUIRE. I say--who is she?
+
+DOCTOR. [Looking from face to face with a dubious and rather
+quizzical expression] Who? Well--there you have me! All I know is
+she's a first-rate nurse--been helpin' me with a case in Ditch Lane.
+Nice woman, too--thorough good sort! Quite an acquisition here.
+H'm! [Again that quizzical glance] Excuse me hurryin' off--very
+late. Good-bye, Rector. Good-bye, Lady Ella. Good-bye!
+
+ [He goes. A silence.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! I suppose we ought to be a bit careful.
+
+ [JARVIS, flyman of the old school, has appeared on the
+ verandah.]
+
+JARVIS. [To THE RECTOR] Beg pardon, sir. Is the little dog all
+right?
+
+MAUD. Yes.
+
+JARVIS. [Touching his hat] Seein' you've missed your train, m'm,
+shall I wait, and take you 'ome again?
+
+MAUD. No.
+
+JARVIS. Cert'nly, m'm. [He touches his hat with a circular gesture,
+and is about to withdraw.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh, Jarvis--what's the name of the people here?
+
+JARVIS. Challenger's the name I've driven 'em in, my lady.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Challenger? Sounds like a hound. What's he like?
+
+JARVIS. [Scratching his head] Wears a soft 'at, sir.
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Ah!
+
+JARVIS. Very nice gentleman, very nice lady. 'Elped me with my old
+mare when she 'ad the 'ighsteria last week--couldn't 'a' been kinder
+if they'd 'a' been angels from 'eaven. Wonderful fond o' dumb
+animals, the two of 'em. I don't pay no attention to gossip, meself.
+
+MAUD. Gossip? What gossip?
+
+JARVIS. [Backing] Did I make use of the word, m'm? You'll excuse
+me, I'm sure. There's always talk where there's newcomers. I takes
+people as I finds 'em.
+
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes, yes, Jarvis--quite--quite right!
+
+JARVIS. Yes, sir. I've--I've got a 'abit that way at my time o'
+life.
+
+MAUD. [Sharply] How long have they been here, Jarvis?
+
+JARVIS. Well---er--a matter of three weeks, m'm.
+
+ [A slight involuntary stir.]
+
+[Apologetic] Of course, in my profession I can't afford to take
+notice of whether there's the trifle of a ring between 'em, as the
+sayin' is. 'Tisn't 'ardly my business like.
+
+ [A silence.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [Suddenly] Er--thank you, Jarvis; you needn't wait.
+
+JARVIS. No, m'lady. Your service, sir--service, m'm.
+
+ [He goes. A silence.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Drawing a little closer] Three weeks? I say--er--
+wasn't. there a book?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Abstracted] Three weeks----I certainly haven't seen
+them in church.
+
+MAUD. A trifle of a ring!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Impulsively] Oh, bother! I'm sure she's all right.
+And if she isn't, I don't care. She's been much too splendid.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Must think of the village. Didn't quite like the
+doctor's way of puttin' us off.
+
+LADY ELLA. The poor darling owes his life to her.
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Dash it! Yes! Can't forget the way she ran into
+that stinkin' pond.
+
+MAUD. Had she a wedding-ring on?
+
+ [They look at each other, but no one knows.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Well, I'm not going to be ungrateful.
+
+THE SQUIRE. It'd be dashed awkward--mustn't take a false step, Ella.
+
+THE RECTOR. And I've got his braces! [He puts his hand to his
+waist.]
+
+MAUD. [Warningly] Bertie!
+
+THE SQUIRE. That's all right, Rector--we're goin' to be perfectly
+polite, and--and--thank her, and all that.
+
+LADY ELLA. We can see she's a good sort. What does it matter?
+
+MAUD. My dear Ella! "What does it matter!" We've got to know.
+
+THE RECTOR. We do want light.
+
+THE SQUIRE. I'll ring the bell. [He rings.]
+
+ [They look at each other aghast.]
+
+LADY ELLA. What did you ring for, Tommy?
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Flabbergasted] God knows!
+
+MAUD. Somebody'll come.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Rector--you--you've got to----
+
+MAUD. Yes, Bertie.
+
+THE RECTOR. Dear me! But--er--what--er----How?
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Deeply-to himself] The whole thing's damn delicate.
+
+ [The door right is opened and a MAID appears. She is a
+ determined-looking female. They face her in silence.]
+
+THE RECTOR. Er--er----your master is not in?
+
+THE MAID. No. 'E's gone up to London.
+
+THE RECTOR. Er----Mr Challenger, I think?
+
+THE MAID. Yes.
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes! Er----quite so
+
+THE MAID. [Eyeing them] D'you want--Mrs Challenger?
+
+THE RECTOR. Ah! Not precisely----
+
+THE SQUIRE. [To him in a low, determined voice] Go on.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Desperately] I asked because there was a--a--Mr.
+Challenger I used to know in the 'nineties, and I thought--you
+wouldn't happen to know how long they've been married? My friend
+marr----
+
+THE MAID. Three weeks.
+
+THE RECTOR. Quite so--quite so! I shall hope it will turn out to
+be----Er--thank you--Ha!
+
+LADY ELLA. Our dog has been fighting with the Rector's, and Mrs
+Challenger rescued him; she's bathing his ear. We're waiting to
+thank her. You needn't----
+
+THE MAID. [Eyeing them] No.
+
+ [She turns and goes out.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. Phew! What a gorgon! I say, Rector, did you really
+know a Challenger in the 'nineties?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Wiping his brow] No.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ha! Jolly good!
+
+LADY ELLA. Well, you see!--it's all right.
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes, indeed. A great relief!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Moving to the door] I must go in now.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Hold on! You goin' to ask 'em to--to--anything?
+
+LADY ELLA. Yes.
+
+MAUD. I shouldn't.
+
+LADY ELLA. Why not? We all like the look of her.
+
+THE RECTOR. I think we should punish ourselves for entertaining that
+uncharitable thought.
+
+LADY ELLA. Yes. It's horrible not having the courage to take people
+as they are.
+
+THE SQUIRE. As they are? H'm! How can you till you know?
+
+LADY ELLA. Trust our instincts, of course.
+
+THE SQUIRE. And supposing she'd turned out not married--eh!
+
+LADY ELLA! She'd still be herself, wouldn't she?
+
+MAUD. Ella!
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Don't know about that.
+
+LADY ELLA. Of course she would, Tommy.
+
+THE RECTOR. [His hand stealing to his waist] Well! It's a great
+weight off my----!
+
+LADY ELLA. There's the poor darling snuffling. I must go in.
+
+ [She knocks on the door. It is opened, and EDWARD comes out
+ briskly, with a neat little white pointed ear-cap on one ear.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Precious!
+
+ [SHE HERSELF Comes out, now properly dressed in flax-blue
+ linen.]
+
+LADY ELLA. How perfectly sweet of you to make him that!
+
+SHE. He's such a dear. And the other poor dog?
+
+MAUD. Quite safe, thanks to your strop.
+
+ [HANNIBAL appears at the window, with the broken strop dangling.
+ Following her gaze, they turn and see him.]
+
+MAUD. Oh! There, he's broken it. Bertie!
+
+SHE. Let me! [She seizes HANNIBAL.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. We're really most tremendously obliged to you. Afraid
+we've been an awful nuisance.
+
+SHE. Not a bit. I love dogs.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Hope to make the acquaintance of Mr----of your husband.
+
+LADY ELLA. [To EDWARD, who is straining]
+
+ [Gently, darling! Tommy, take him.]
+
+ [THE SQUIRE does so.]
+
+MAUD. [Approaching HANNIBAL.] Is he behaving?
+
+ [She stops short, and her face suddenly shoots forward at HER
+ hands that are holding HANNIBAL'S neck.]
+
+SHE. Oh! yes--he's a love.
+
+MAUD. [Regaining her upright position, and pursing her lips; in a
+peculiar voice] Bertie, take Hannibal.
+
+THE RECTOR takes him.
+
+LADY ELLA. [Producing a card] I can't be too grateful for all
+you've done for my poor darling. This is where we live. Do come--
+and see----
+
+ [MAUD, whose eyes have never left those hands, tweaks LADY
+ ELLA's dress.]
+
+LADY ELLA. That is--I'm--I----
+
+ [HERSELF looks at LADY ELLA in surprise.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. I don't know if your husband shoots, but if----
+
+ [MAUD, catching his eye, taps the third finger of her left
+ hand.]
+
+--er--he--does--er--er----
+
+ [HERSELF looks at THE SQUIRE surprised.]
+
+MAUD. [Turning to her husband, repeats the gesture with the low and
+simple word] Look!
+
+THE RECTOR. [With round eyes, severely] Hannibal! [He lifts him
+bodily and carries him away.]
+
+MAUD. Don't squeeze him, Bertie!
+
+ [She follows through the French window.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Abruptly--of the unoffending EDWARD] That dog'll be
+forgettin' himself in a minute.
+
+ [He picks up EDWARD and takes him out.]
+
+ [LADY ELLA is left staring.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [At last] You mustn't think, I----You mustn't think, we
+----Oh! I must just see they--don't let Edward get at Hannibal.
+
+ [She skims away.]
+
+ [HERSELF is left staring after LADY ELLA, in surprise.]
+
+SHE. What is the matter with them?
+
+ [The door is opened.]
+
+THE MAID. [Entering and holding out a wedding-ring--severely] You
+left this, m'm, in the bathroom.
+
+SHE. [Looking, startled, at her finger] Oh! [Taking it] I hadn't
+missed it. Thank you, Martha.
+
+ [THE MAID goes.]
+
+ [A hand, slipping in at the casement window, softly lays a pair
+ of braces on the windowsill. SHE looks at the braces, then at
+ the ring. HER lip curls.]
+
+Sue. [Murmuring deeply] Ah!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+DEFEAT
+
+A TINY DRAMA
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+THE OFFICER.
+THE GIRL.
+
+
+ DEFEAT
+
+ During the Great War. Evening.
+
+
+
+ An empty room. The curtains drawn and gas turned low. The
+ furniture and walls give a colour-impression as of greens and
+ beetroot. There is a prevalence of plush. A fireplace on the
+ Left, a sofa, a small table; the curtained window is at the
+ back. On the table, in a common pot, stands a little plant of
+ maidenhair fern, fresh and green.
+
+ Enter from the door on the Right, a GIRL and a YOUNG OFFICER in
+ khaki. The GIRL wears a discreet dark dress, hat, and veil, and
+ stained yellow gloves. The YOUNG OFFICER is tall, with a fresh
+ open face, and kindly eager blue eyes; he is a little lame. The
+ GIRL, who is evidently at home, moves towards the gas jet to
+ turn it up, then changes her mind, and going to the curtains,
+ draws them apart and throws up the window. Bright moonlight
+ comes flooding in. Outside are seen the trees of a little
+ Square. She stands gazing out, suddenly turns inward with a
+ shiver.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I say; what's the matter? You were crying when I spoke
+to you.
+
+GIRL. [With a movement of recovery] Oh! nothing. The beautiful
+evening-that's all.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Looking at her] Cheer up!
+
+GIRL. [Taking of hat and veil; her hair is yellowish and crinkly]
+Cheer up! You are not lonelee, like me.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Limping to the window--doubtfully] I say, how did you
+how did you get into this? Isn't it an awfully hopeless sort of
+life?
+
+GIRL. Yees, it ees. You haf been wounded?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Just out of hospital to-day.
+
+GIRL. The horrible war--all the misery is because of the war. When
+will it end?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Leaning against the window-sill, looking at her
+attentively] I say, what nationality are you?
+
+GIRL. [With a quick look and away] Rooshian.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Really! I never met a Russian girl. [The GIRL gives him
+another quick look] I say, is it as bad as they make out?
+
+GIRL. [Slipping her hand through his arm] Not when I haf anyone as
+ni-ice as you; I never haf had, though. [She smiles, and her smile,
+like her speech, is slow and confining] You stopped because I was
+sad, others stop because I am gay. I am not fond of men at all.
+When you know--you are not fond of them.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Well, you hardly know them at their best, do you? You
+should see them in the trenches. By George! They're simply
+splendid--officers and men, every blessed soul. There's never been
+anything like it--just one long bit of jolly fine self-sacrifice;
+it's perfectly amazing.
+
+GIRL. [Turning her blue-grey eyes on him] I expect you are not the
+last at that. You see in them what you haf in yourself, I think.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, not a bit; you're quite out! I assure you when we
+made the attack where I got wounded there wasn't a single man in my
+regiment who wasn't an absolute hero. The way they went in--never
+thinking of themselves--it was simply ripping.
+
+GIRL. [In a queer voice] It is the same too, perhaps, with--the
+enemy.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, yes! I know that.
+
+GIRL. Ah! You are not a mean man. How I hate mean men!
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh! they're not mean really--they simply don't
+understand.
+
+GIRL. Oh! You are a babee--a good babee aren't you?
+
+ [The YOUNG OFFICER doesn't like this, and frowns. The GIRL
+ looks a little scared.]
+
+GIRL. [Clingingly] But I li-ke you for it. It is so good to find a
+ni-ice man.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Abruptly] About being lonely? Haven't you any Russian
+friends?
+
+GIRL. [Blankly] Rooshian? No. [Quickly] The town is so beeg.
+Were you at the concert before you spoke to me?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes.
+
+GIRL. I too. I lofe music.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I suppose all Russians do.
+
+GIRL. [With another quick look tat him] I go there always when I
+haf the money.
+
+YOUNG OFF. What! Are you as badly on the rocks as that?
+
+GIRL. Well, I haf just one shilling now!
+
+ [She laughs bitterly. The laugh upsets him; he sits on the
+ window-sill, and leans forward towards her.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. I say, what's your name?
+
+GIRL. May. Well, I call myself that. It is no good asking yours.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With a laugh] You're a distrustful little soul; aren't
+you?
+
+GIRL. I haf reason to be, don't you think?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes. I suppose you're bound to think us all brutes.
+
+GIRL. [Sitting on a chair close to the window where the moonlight
+falls on one powdered cheek] Well, I haf a lot of reasons to be
+afraid all my time. I am dreadfully nervous now; I am not trusding
+anybody. I suppose you haf been killing lots of Germans?
+
+YOUNG OFF. We never know, unless it happens to be hand to hand; I
+haven't come in for that yet.
+
+GIRL. But you would be very glad if you had killed some.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, glad? I don't think so. We're all in the same boat,
+so far as that's concerned. We're not glad to kill each other--not
+most of us. We do our job--that's all.
+
+GIRL. Oh! It is frightful. I expect I haf my brothers killed.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Don't you get any news ever?
+
+GIRL. News? No indeed, no news of anybody in my country. I might
+not haf a country; all that I ever knew is gone; fader, moder,
+sisters, broders, all; never any more I shall see them, I suppose,
+now. The war it breaks and breaks, it breaks hearts. [She gives a
+little snarl] Do you know what I was thinking when you came up to
+me? I was thinking of my native town, and the river in the
+moonlight. If I could see it again I would be glad. Were you ever
+homeseeck?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I have been--in the trenches. But one's ashamed
+with all the others.
+
+GIRL. Ah! Yees! Yees! You are all comrades there. What is it
+like for me here, do you think, where everybody hates and despises
+me, and would catch me and put me in prison, perhaps. [Her breast
+heaves.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Leaning forward and patting her knee] Sorry--sorry.
+
+GIRL. [In a smothered voice] You are the first who has been kind to
+me for so long! I will tell you the truth--I am not Rooshian at all
+--I am German.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Staring] My dear girl, who cares. We aren't fighting
+against women.
+
+GIRL. [Peering at him] Another man said that to me. But he was
+thinkin' of his fun. You are a veree ni-ice boy; I am so glad I met
+you. You see the good in people, don't you? That is the first thing
+in the world--because--there is really not much good in people, you
+know.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Smiling] You are a dreadful little cynic! But of
+course you are!
+
+GIRL. Cyneec? How long do you think I would live if I was not a
+cyneec? I should drown myself to-morrow. Perhaps there are good
+people, but, you see, I don't know them.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I know lots.
+
+GIRL. [Leaning towards him] Well now--see, ni-ice boy--you haf
+never been in a hole, haf you?
+
+YOUNG OFF. I suppose not a real hole.
+
+GIRL. No, I should think not, with your face. Well, suppose I am
+still a good girl, as I was once, you know; and you took me to your
+mother and your sisters and you said: "Here is a little German girl
+that has no work, and no money, and no friends." They will say: "Oh!
+how sad! A German girl!" And they will go and wash their hands.
+
+ [The OFFICER, is silent, staring at her.]
+
+GIRL. You see.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Muttering] I'm sure there are people.
+
+GIRL. No. They would not take a German, even if she was good.
+Besides, I don't want to be good any more--I am not a humbug; I have
+learned to be bad. Aren't you going to kees me, ni-ice boy?
+
+She puts her face close to his. Her eyes trouble him; he draws back.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Don't. I'd rather not, if you don't mind. [She looks at
+him fixedly, with a curious inquiring stare] It's stupid. I don't
+know--but you see, out there, and in hospital, life's different.
+It's--it's--it isn't mean, you know. Don't come too close.
+
+GIRL. Oh! You are fun----[She stops] Eesn't it light. No Zeps
+to-night. When they burn--what a 'orrble death! And all the people
+cheer. It is natural. Do you hate us veree much?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Turning sharply] Hate? I don't know.
+
+GIRL. I don't hate even the English--I despise them. I despise my
+people too; even more, because they began this war. Oh! I know that.
+I despise all the peoples. Why haf they made the world so miserable
+--why haf they killed all our lives--hundreds and thousands and
+millions of lives--all for noting? They haf made a bad world--
+everybody hating, and looking for the worst everywhere. They haf
+made me bad, I know. I believe no more in anything. What is there
+to believe in? Is there a God? No! Once I was teaching little
+English children their prayers--isn't that funnee? I was reading to
+them about Christ and love. I believed all those things. Now I
+believe noting at all--no one who is not a fool or a liar can
+believe. I would like to work in a 'ospital; I would like to go and
+'elp poor boys like you. Because I am a German they would throw me
+out a 'undred times, even if I was good. It is the same in Germany,
+in France, in Russia, everywhere. But do you think I will believe in
+Love and Christ and God and all that--Not I! I think we are animals
+--that's all! Oh, yes! you fancy it is because my life has spoiled
+me. It is not that at all--that is not the worst thing in life. The
+men I take are not ni-ice, like you, but it's their nature; and--they
+help me to live, which is something for me, anyway. No, it is the
+men who think themselves great and good and make the war with their
+talk and their hate, killing us all--killing all the boys like you,
+and keeping poor People in prison, and telling us to go on hating;
+and all these dreadful cold-blood creatures who write in the papers
+--the same in my country--just the same; it is because of all of them
+that I think we are only animals.
+
+ [The YOUNG OFFICER gets up, acutely miserable.]
+
+ [She follows him with her eyes.]
+
+GIRL. Don't mind me talkin', ni-ice boy. I don't know anyone to
+talk to. If you don't like it, I can be quiet as a mouse.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, go on! Talk away; I'm not obliged to believe you,
+and I don't.
+
+ [She, too, is on her feet now, leaning against the wall; her
+ dark dress and white face just touched by the slanting
+ moonlight. Her voice comes again, slow and soft and bitter.]
+
+GIRL. Well, look here, ni-ice boy, what sort of world is it, where
+millions are being tortured, for no fault of theirs, at all? A
+beautiful world, isn't it? 'Umbog! Silly rot, as you boys call it.
+You say it is all "Comrades" and braveness out there at the front,
+and people don't think of themselves. Well, I don't think of myself
+veree much. What does it matter? I am lost now, anyway. But I
+think of my people at 'ome; how they suffer and grieve. I think of
+all the poor people there, and here, how lose those they love, and
+all the poor prisoners. Am I not to think of them? And if I do, how
+am I to believe it a beautiful world, ni-ice boy?
+
+ [He stands very still, staring at her.]
+
+GIRL. Look here! We haf one life each, and soon it is over. Well,
+I think that is lucky.
+
+YOUNG OFF. No! There's more than that.
+
+GIRL. [Softly] Ah! You think the war is fought for the future; you
+are giving your lives for a better world, aren't you?
+
+YOUNG OFF. We must fight till we win.
+
+GIRL. Till you win. My people think that too. All the peoples
+think that if they win the world will be better. But it will not,
+you know; it will be much worse, anyway.
+
+ [He turns away from her, and catches up his cap. Her voice
+ follows him.]
+
+GIRL. I don't care which win. I don't care if my country is beaten.
+I despise them all--animals--animals. Ah! Don't go, ni-ice boy; I
+will be quiet now.
+
+ [He has taken some notes from his tunic pocket; he puts then on
+ the table and goes up to her.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. Good-night.
+
+GIRL. [Plaintively] Are you really going? Don't you like me
+enough?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I like you.
+
+GIRL. It is because I am German, then?
+
+YOUNG OFF. No.
+
+GIRL. Then why won't you stay?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With a shrug] If you must know--because you upset me.
+
+GIRL. Won't you kees me once?
+
+ [He bends, puts his lips to her forehead. But as he takes them
+ away she throws her head back, presses her mouth to his, and
+ clings to him.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Sitting down suddenly] Don't! I don't want to feel a
+brute.
+
+GIRL. [Laughing] You are a funny boy; but you are veree good. Talk
+to me a little, then. No one talks to me. Tell me, haf you seen
+many German prisoners?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Sighing] A good many.
+
+GIRL. Any from the Rhine?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I think so.
+
+GIRL. Were they veree sad?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Some were; some were quite glad to be taken.
+
+GIRL. Did you ever see the Rhine? It will be wonderful to-night.
+The moonlight will be the same there, and in Rooshia too, and France,
+everywhere; and the trees will look the same as here, and people will
+meet under them and make love just as here. Oh! isn't it stupid, the
+war? As if it were not good to be alive!
+
+YOUNG OFF. You can't tell how good it is to be alive till you're
+facing death. You don't live till then. And when a whole lot of you
+feel like that--and are ready to give their lives for each other,
+it's worth all the rest of life put together.
+
+ [He stops, ashamed of such, sentiment before this girl, who
+ believes in nothing.]
+
+GIRL. [Softly] How were you wounded, ni-ice boy?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Attacking across open ground: four machine bullets got me
+at one go off.
+
+GIRL. Weren't you veree frightened when they ordered you to attack?
+
+ [He shakes his head and laughs.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. It was great. We did laugh that morning. They got me
+much too soon, though--a swindle.
+
+GIRL. [Staring at him] You laughed?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes. And what do you think was the first thing I was
+conscious of next morning? My old Colonel bending over me and giving
+me a squeeze of lemon. If you knew my Colonel you'd still believe in
+things. There is something, you know, behind all this evil. After
+all, you can only die once, and, if it's for your country--all the
+better!
+
+ [Her face, in the moonlight, with, intent eyes touched up with
+ black, has a most strange, other-world look.]
+
+GIRL. No; I believe in nothing, not even in my country. My heart is
+dead.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes; you think so, but it isn't, you know, or you
+wouldn't have 'been crying when I met you.
+
+GIRL. If it were not dead, do you think I could live my life-walking
+the streets every night, pretending to like strange men; never
+hearing a kind word; never talking, for fear I will be known for a
+German? Soon I shall take to drinking; then I shall be "Kaput" veree
+quick. You see, I am practical; I see things clear. To-night I am a
+little emotional; the moon is funny, you know. But I live for myself
+only, now. I don't care for anything or anybody.
+
+YOUNG OFF. All the same; just now you were pitying your folk at
+home, and prisoners and that.
+
+GIRL. Yees; because they suffer. Those who suffer are like me--I
+pity myself, that's all; I am different from your English women. I
+see what I am doing; I do not let my mind become a turnip just
+because I am no longer moral.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Nor your heart either, for all you say.
+
+GIRL. Ni-ice boy, you are veree obstinate. But all that about love
+is 'umbog. We love ourselves, noting more.
+
+ At that intense soft bitterness in her voice, he gets up,
+ feeling stifled, and stands at the window. A newspaper boy some
+ way off is calling his wares. The GIRL's fingers slip between
+ his own, and stay unmoving. He looks round into her face. In
+ spite of make-up it has a queer, unholy, touching beauty.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With an outburst] No; we don't only love ourselves;
+there is more. I can't explain, but there's something great; there's
+kindness--and--and-----
+
+ [The shouting of newspaper boys grows louder and their cries,
+ passionately vehement, clash into each other and obscure each
+ word. His head goes up to listen; her hand tightens within his
+ arm--she too is listening. The cries come nearer, hoarser, more
+ shrill and clamorous; the empty moonlight outside seems suddenly
+ crowded with figures, footsteps, voices, and a fierce distant
+ cheering. "Great victory--great victory! Official! British!
+ 'Eavy defeat of the 'Uns! Many thousand prisoners! 'Eavy
+ defeat!" It speeds by, intoxicating, filling him with a fearful
+ joy; he leans far out, waving his cap and cheering like a
+ madman; the night seems to flutter and vibrate and answer. He
+ turns to rush down into the street, strikes against something
+ soft, and recoils. The GIRL stands with hands clenched, and
+ face convulsed, panting. All confused with the desire to do
+ something, he stoops to kiss her hand. She snatches away her
+ fingers, sweeps up the notes he has put down, and holds them out
+ to him.]
+
+GIRL. Take them--I will not haf your English money--take them.
+
+ Suddenly she tears them across, twice, thrice, lets the bits.
+ flutter to the floor, and turns her back on him. He stands
+ looking at her leaning against the plush-covered table, her head
+ down, a dark figure in a dark room, with the moonlight
+ sharpening her outline. Hardly a moment he stays, then makes
+ for the door. When he is gone, she still stands there, her chin
+ on her breast, with the sound in her ears of cheering, of
+ hurrying feet, and voices crying: "'Eavy Defeat!" stands, in the
+ centre of a pattern made by the fragments of the torn-up notes,
+ staring out unto the moonlight, seeing not this hated room and
+ the hated Square outside, but a German orchard, and herself, a
+ little girl, plucking apples, a big dog beside her; and a
+ hundred other pictures, such as the drowning see. Then she
+ sinks down on the floor, lays her forehead on the dusty carpet,
+ and presses her body to it. Mechanically, she sweeps together
+ the scattered fragments of notes, assembling them with the dust
+ into a little pile, as of fallen leaves, and dabbling in it with
+ her fingers, while the tears run down her cheeks.
+
+GIRL. Defeat! Der Vaterland! Defeat!. . . . One shillin'!
+
+ [Then suddenly, in the moonlight, she sits up, and begins to
+ sing with all her might "Die Wacht am Rhein." And outside men
+ pass, singing: "Rule, Britannia!"]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE SUN
+
+A SCENE
+
+
+
+
+CHARACTERS
+
+THE GIRL.
+THE MAN.
+THE SOLDIER.
+
+
+ THE SUN
+
+ A Girl, sits crouched over her knees on a stile close to a
+ river. A MAN with a silver badge stands beside her, clutching
+ the worn top plank. THE GIRL'S level brows are drawn together;
+ her eyes see her memories. THE MAN's eyes see THE GIRL; he has
+ a dark, twisted face. The bright sun shines; the quiet river
+ flows; the Cuckoo is calling; the mayflower is in bloom along
+ the hedge that ends in the stile on the towing-path.
+
+THE GIRL. God knows what 'e'll say, Jim.
+
+THE MAN. Let 'im. 'E's come too late, that's all.
+
+THE GIRL. He couldn't come before. I'm frightened. 'E was fond o'
+me.
+
+THE MAN. And aren't I fond of you?
+
+THE GIRL. I ought to 'a waited, Jim; with 'im in the fightin'.
+
+THE MAN. [Passionately] And what about me? Aren't I been in the
+fightin'--earned all I could get?
+
+THE GIRL. [Touching him] Ah!
+
+THE MAN. Did you--? [He cannot speak the words.]
+
+THE GIRL. Not like you, Jim--not like you.
+
+THE MAN. Have a spirit, then.
+
+THE GIRL. I promised him.
+
+THE MAN. One man's luck's another's poison.
+
+THE GIRL. I ought to 'a waited. I never thought he'd come back from
+the fightin'.
+
+THE MAN. [Grimly] Maybe 'e'd better not 'ave.
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking back along the tow-path] What'll he be like, I
+wonder?
+
+THE MAN. [Gripping her shoulder] Daisy, don't you never go back on
+me, or I should kill you, and 'im too.
+
+ [THE GIRL looks at him, shivers, and puts her lips to his.]
+
+THE GIRL. I never could.
+
+THE MAN. Will you run for it? 'E'd never find us!
+
+ [THE GIRL shakes her head.]
+
+THE MAN [Dully] What's the good o' stayin'? The world's wide.
+
+THE GIRL. I'd rather have it off me mind, with him home.
+
+THE MAN. [Clenching his hands] It's temptin' Providence.
+
+THE GIRL. What's the time, Jim?
+
+THE MAN. [Glancing at the sun] 'Alf past four.
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking along the towing-path] He said four o'clock.
+Jim, you better go.
+
+THE MAN. Not I. I've not got the wind up. I've seen as much of
+hell as he has, any day. What like is he?
+
+THE GIRL. [Dully] I dunno, just. I've not seen him these three
+years. I dunno no more, since I've known you.
+
+THE MAN. Big or little chap?
+
+THE GIRL. 'Bout your size. Oh! Jim, go along!
+
+THE MAN. No fear! What's a blighter like that to old Fritz's
+shells? We didn't shift when they was comin'. If you'll go, I'll
+go; not else.
+
+ [Again she shakes her head.]
+
+THE GIRL. Jim, do you love me true?
+
+ [For answer THE MAN takes her avidly in his arms.]
+
+I ain't ashamed--I ain't ashamed. If 'e could see me 'eart.
+
+THE MAN. Daisy! If I'd known you out there, I never could 'a stuck
+it. They'd 'a got me for a deserter. That's how I love you!
+
+THE GIRL. Jim, don't lift your hand to 'im! Promise!
+
+THE MAN. That's according.
+
+THE GIRL. Promise!
+
+THE MAN. If 'e keeps quiet, I won't. But I'm not accountable--not
+always, I tell you straight--not since I've been through that.
+
+THE GIRL. [With a shiver] Nor p'raps he isn't.
+
+THE MAN. Like as not. It takes the lynch pins out, I tell you.
+
+THE GIRL. God 'elp us!
+
+THE MAN. [Grimly] Ah! We said that a bit too often. What we want
+we take, now; there's no one else to give it us, and there's no
+fear'll stop us; we seen the bottom of things.
+
+THE GIRL. P'raps he'll say that too.
+
+THE MAN. Then it'll be 'im or me.
+
+THE GIRL. I'm frightened:
+
+THE MAN. [Tenderly] No, Daisy, no! The river's handy. One more or
+less. 'E shan't 'arm you; nor me neither. [He takes out a knife.]
+
+THE GIRL. [Seizing his hand] Oh, no! Give it to me, Jim!
+
+THE MAN. [Smiling] No fear! [He puts it away] Shan't 'ave no need
+for it like as not. All right, little Daisy; you can't be expected
+to see things like what we do. What's life, anyway? I've seen a
+thousand lives taken in five minutes. I've seen dead men on the
+wires like flies on a flypaper. I've been as good as dead meself a
+hundred times. I've killed a dozen men. It's nothin'. He's safe,
+if 'e don't get my blood up. If he does, nobody's safe; not 'im, nor
+anybody else; not even you. I'm speakin' sober.
+
+THE GIRL. [Softly] Jim, you won't go fightin' in the sun, with the
+birds all callin'?
+
+THE MAN. That depends on 'im. I'm not lookin' for it. Daisy, I
+love you. I love your hair. I love your eyes. I love you.
+
+THE GIRL. And I love you, Jim. I don't want nothin' more than you
+in all the world.
+
+THE MAN. Amen to that, my dear. Kiss me close!
+
+ The sound of a voice singing breaks in on their embrace. THE
+ GIRL starts from his arms, and looks behind her along the
+ towing-path. THE MAN draws back against, the hedge, fingering
+ his side, where the knife is hidden. The song comes nearer.
+
+
+ "I'll be right there to-night,
+ Where the fields are snowy white;
+ Banjos ringing, darkies singing,
+ All the world seems bright."
+
+THE GIRL. It's him!
+
+THE MAN. Don't get the wind up, Daisy. I'm here!
+
+ [The singing stops. A man's voice says "Christ! It's Daisy;
+ it's little Daisy 'erself!" THE GIRL stands rigid. The figure
+ of a soldier appears on the other side of the stile. His cap is
+ tucked into his belt, his hair is bright in the sunshine; he is
+ lean, wasted, brown, and laughing.]
+
+SOLDIER. Daisy! Daisy! Hallo, old pretty girl!
+
+ [THE GIRL does not move, barring the way, as it were.]
+
+THE GIRL. Hallo, Jack! [Softly] I got things to tell you!
+
+SOLDIER. What sort o' things, this lovely day? Why, I got things
+that'd take me years to tell. Have you missed me, Daisy?
+
+THE GIRL. You been so long.
+
+SOLDIER. So I 'ave. My Gawd! It's a way they 'ave in the Army. I
+said when I got out of it I'd laugh. Like as the sun itself I used
+to think of you, Daisy, when the trumps was comin' over, and the wind
+was up. D'you remember that last night in the wood? "Come back and
+marry me quick, Jack." Well, here I am--got me pass to heaven. No
+more fightin', no more drillin', no more sleepin' rough. We can get
+married now, Daisy. We can live soft an' 'appy. Give us a kiss, my
+dear.
+
+THE GIRL. [Drawing back] No.
+
+SOLDIER. [Blankly] Why not?
+
+ [THE MAN, with a swift movement steps along the hedge to THE
+ GIRL'S side.]
+
+THE MAN. That's why, soldier.
+
+SOLDIER. [Leaping over the stile] 'Oo are you, Pompey? The sun
+don't shine in your inside, do it? 'Oo is he, Daisy?
+
+THE GIRL. My man.
+
+SOLDIER. Your-man! Lummy! "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a
+thief!" Well, mate! So you've been through it, too. I'm laughin'
+this mornin' as luck will 'ave it. Ah! I can see your knife.
+
+THE MAN. [Who has half drawn his knife] Don't laugh at me, I tell
+you.
+
+SOLDIER. Not at you, not at you. [He looks from one to the other]
+I'm laughin' at things in general. Where did you get it, mate?
+
+THE MAN. [Watchfully] Through the lung.
+
+SOLDIER. Think o' that! An' I never was touched. Four years an'
+never was touched. An' so you've come an' took my girl! Nothin'
+doin'! Ha! [Again he looks from one to the other-then away] Well!
+The world's before me! [He laughs] I'll give you Daisy for a lung
+protector.
+
+THE MAN. [Fiercely] You won't. I've took her.
+
+SOLDIER. That's all right, then. You keep 'er. I've got a laugh in
+me you can't put out, black as you look! Good-bye, little Daisy!
+
+ [THE GIRL makes a movement towards him.]
+
+THE MAN. Don't touch 'im!
+
+ [THE GIRL stands hesitating, and suddenly bursts into tears.]
+
+SOLDIER. Look 'ere, mate; shake 'ands! I don't want to see a girl
+cry, this day of all, with the sun shinin'. I seen too much of
+sorrer. You and me've been at the back of it. We've 'ad our whack.
+Shake!
+
+THE MAN. Who are you kiddin'? You never loved 'er!
+
+SOLDIER. [After a long moment's pause] Oh! I thought I did.
+
+THE MAN. I'll fight you for her.
+
+ [He drops his knife. ]
+
+SOLDIER. [Slowly] Mate, you done your bit, an' I done mine. It's
+took us two ways, seemin'ly.
+
+THE GIRL. [Pleading] Jim! `
+
+THE MAN. [With clenched fists] I don't want 'is charity. I only
+want what I can take.
+
+SOLDIER. Daisy, which of us will you 'ave?
+
+THE GIRL. [Covering her face] Oh! Him!
+
+SOLDIER. You see, mate! Put your 'ands down. There's nothin' for
+it but a laugh. You an' me know that. Laugh, mate!
+
+THE MAN. You blarsted----!
+
+ [THE GIRL springs to him and stops his mouth.]
+
+SOLDIER. It's no use, mate. I can't do it. I said I'd laugh
+to-day, and laugh I will. I've come through that, an' all the stink
+of it; I've come through sorrer. Never again! Cheerio, mate! The
+sun's a-shinin'! He turns away.
+
+THE GIRL. Jack, don't think too 'ard of me!
+
+SOLDIER. [Looking back] No fear, my dear! Enjoy your fancy! So
+long! Gawd bless you both!
+
+He sings, and goes along the path, and the song fades away.
+
+ "I'll be right there to-night
+ Where the fields are snowy white;
+ Banjos ringing, darkies singing
+ All the world seems bright!"
+
+
+
+THE MAN. 'E's mad!
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking down the path with her hands clasped] The sun has
+touched 'im, Jim!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+
+PUNCH AND GO
+
+A LITTLE COMEDY
+
+"Orpheus with his lute made trees
+And the mountain tope that freeze....."
+
+
+
+
+PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+JAMES G. FRUST ..............The Boss
+E. BLEWITT VANE .............The Producer
+MR. FORESON .................The Stage Manager
+"ELECTRICS"..................The Electrician
+"PROPS" .....................The Property Man
+HERBERT .....................The Call Boy
+
+
+
+
+OF THE PLAY WITHIN THE PLAY
+
+GUY TOONE ...................The Professor
+VANESSA HELLGROVE ...........The Wife
+GEORGE FLEETWAY .............Orpheus
+MAUDE HOPKINS ...............The Faun
+
+
+
+
+SCENE: The Stage of a Theatre.
+
+Action continuous, though the curtain is momentarily lowered
+according to that action.
+
+
+
+ PUNCH AND GO
+
+ The Scene is the stage of the theatre set for the dress
+ rehearsal of the little play: "Orpheus with his Lute." The
+ curtain is up and the audience, though present, is not supposed
+ to be. The set scene represents the end section of a room, with
+ wide French windows, Back Centre, fully opened on to an apple
+ orchard in bloom. The Back Wall with these French windows, is
+ set only about ten feet from the footlights, and the rest of the
+ stage is orchard. What is visible of the room would indicate
+ the study of a writing man of culture. ( Note.--If found
+ advantageous for scenic purposes, this section of room can be
+ changed to a broad verandah or porch with pillars supporting its
+ roof.) In the wall, Stage Left, is a curtained opening, across
+ which the curtain is half drawn. Stage Right of the French
+ windows is a large armchair turned rather towards the window,
+ with a book rest attached, on which is a volume of the
+ Encyclopedia Britannica, while on a stool alongside are writing
+ materials such as a man requires when he writes with a pad on
+ his knees. On a little table close by is a reading-lamp with a
+ dark green shade. A crude light from the floats makes the stage
+ stare; the only person on it is MR FORESON, the stage manager,
+ who is standing in the centre looking upwards as if waiting for
+ someone to speak. He is a short, broad man, rather blank, and
+ fatal. From the back of the auditorium, or from an empty box,
+ whichever is most convenient, the producer, MR BLEWITT VANE, a
+ man of about thirty four, with his hair brushed back, speaks.
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson?
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. We'll do that lighting again.
+
+ [FORESON walks straight of the Stage into the wings Right.]
+
+ [A pause.]
+
+Mr Foreson! [Crescendo] Mr Foreson.
+
+ [FORESON walks on again from Right and shades his eyes.]
+
+VANE. For goodness sake, stand by! We'll do that lighting again.
+Check your floats.
+
+FORESON. [Speaking up into the prompt wings] Electrics!
+
+VOICE OF ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Give it us again. Check your floats.
+
+ [The floats go down, and there is a sudden blinding glare of
+ blue lights, in which FORESON looks particularly ghastly.]
+
+VANE. Great Scott! What the blazes! Mr Foreson!
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the wings Left. Crescendo.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. Tell Miller to come down.
+
+FORESON. Electrics! Mr Blewitt Vane wants to speak to you. Come
+down!
+
+VANE. Tell Herbert to sit in that chair.
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the Right wings.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. Don't go off the stage. [FORESON mutters.]
+
+ [ELECTRICS appears from the wings, Stage Left. He is a dark,
+ thin-faced man with rather spikey hair.]
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes, Mr Vane?
+
+VANE. Look!
+
+ELECTRICS. That's what I'd got marked, Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Once for all, what I want is the orchard in full moonlight,
+and the room dark except for the reading lamp. Cut off your front
+battens.
+
+ [ELECTRICS withdraws Left. FORESON walks off the Stage into the
+ Right wings.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. See this marked right. Now, come on with it! I want to get
+some beauty into this!
+
+ [While he is speaking, HERBERT, the call boy, appears from the
+ wings Right, a mercurial youth of about sixteen with a wide
+ mouth.]
+
+FORESON. [Maliciously] Here you are, then, Mr Vane. Herbert, sit
+in that chair.
+
+ [HERBERT sits an the armchair, with an air of perfect peace.]
+
+VANE. Now! [All the lights go out. In a wail] Great Scott!
+
+ [A throaty chuckle from FORESON in the darkness. The light
+ dances up, flickers, shifts, grows steady, falling on the
+ orchard outside. The reading lamp darts alight and a piercing
+ little glare from it strikes into the auditorium away from
+ HERBERT.]
+
+[In a terrible voice] Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Look--at--that--shade!
+
+ [FORESON mutters, walks up to it and turns it round so that the
+ light shines on HERBERT'S legs.]
+
+On his face, on his face!
+
+ [FORESON turns the light accordingly.]
+
+FORESON. Is that what you want, Mr Vane?
+
+VANE. Yes. Now, mark that!
+
+FORESON. [Up into wings Right] Electrics!
+
+ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Mark that!
+
+VANE. My God!
+
+ [The blue suddenly becomes amber.]
+
+ [The blue returns. All is steady. HERBERT is seen diverting
+ himself with an imaginary cigar.]
+
+Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Ask him if he's got that?
+
+FORESON. Have you got that?
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes.
+
+VANE. Now pass to the change. Take your floats off altogether.
+
+FORESON. [Calling up] Floats out. [They go out.]
+
+VANE. Cut off that lamp. [The lamp goes out] Put a little amber in
+your back batten. Mark that! Now pass to the end. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Black out
+
+FORESON. [Calling up] Black out!
+
+ [The lights go out.]
+
+VANE. Give us your first lighting-lamp on. And then the two
+changes. Quick as you can. Put some pep into it. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Stand for me where Miss Hellgrove comes in. FORESON crosses
+to the window. No, no!--by the curtain.
+
+ [FORESON takes his stand by the curtain; and suddenly the three
+ lighting effects are rendered quickly and with miraculous
+ exactness.]
+
+Good! Leave it at that. We'll begin. Mr Foreson, send up to Mr
+Frust.
+
+ [He moves from the auditorium and ascends on to the Stage, by
+ some steps Stage Right.]
+
+FORESON. Herb! Call the boss, and tell beginners to stand by.
+Sharp, now!
+
+ [HERBERT gets out of the chair, and goes off Right.]
+
+ [FORESON is going off Left as VANE mounts the Stage.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. I want "Props."
+
+FORESON. [In a stentorian voice] "Props!"
+
+ [Another moth-eaten man appears through the French windows.]
+
+VANE. Is that boulder firm?
+
+PROPS. [Going to where, in front of the back-cloth, and apparently
+among its apple trees, lies the counterfeitment of a mossy boulder;
+he puts his foot on it] If, you don't put too much weight on it,
+sir.
+
+VANE. It won't creak?
+
+PROPS. Nao. [He mounts on it, and a dolorous creaking arises.]
+
+VANE. Make that right. Let me see that lute.
+
+ [PROPS produces a property lute. While they scrutinize it, a
+ broad man with broad leathery clean-shaven face and small mouth,
+ occupied by the butt end of a cigar, has come on to the stage
+ from Stage Left, and stands waiting to be noticed.]
+
+PROPS. [Attracted by the scent of the cigar] The Boss, Sir.
+
+VANE. [Turning to "PROPS"] That'll do, then.
+
+ ["PROPS" goes out through the French windows.]
+
+VANE. [To FRUST] Now, sir, we're all ready for rehearsal of
+"Orpheus with his Lute."
+
+FRUST. [In a cosmopolitan voice] "Orphoos with his loot!" That his
+loot, Mr Vane? Why didn't he pinch something more precious? Has
+this high-brow curtain-raiser of yours got any "pep" in it?
+
+VANE. It has charm.
+
+FRUST. I'd thought of "Pop goes the Weasel" with little Miggs. We
+kind of want a cock-tail before "Louisa loses," Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Well, sir, you'll see.
+
+FRUST. This your lighting? It's a bit on the spiritool side. I've
+left my glass. Guess I'll sit in the front row. Ha'f a minute. Who
+plays this Orphoos?
+
+VANE. George Fleetway.
+
+FRUST. Has he got punch?
+
+VANE. It's a very small part.
+
+FRUST. Who are the others?
+
+VANE. Guy Toone plays the Professor; Vanessa Hellgrove his wife;
+Maude Hopkins the faun.
+
+FRUST. H'm! Names don't draw.
+
+VANE. They're not expensive, any of them. Miss Hellgrove's a find,
+I think.
+
+FRUST. Pretty?
+
+VANE. Quite.
+
+FRUST. Arty?
+
+VANE. [Doubtfully] No. [With resolution] Look here, Mr FRUST,
+it's no use your expecting another "Pop goes the Weasel."
+
+FRUST. We-ell, if it's got punch and go, that'll be enough for me.
+Let's get to it!
+
+ [He extinguishes his cigar and descends the steps and sits in
+ the centre of the front row of the stalls.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson?
+
+FORESON. [Appearing through curtain, Right] Sir?
+
+VANE. Beginners. Take your curtain down.
+
+ [He descends the steps and seats himself next to FRUST. The
+ curtain goes down.]
+
+ [A woman's voice is heard singing very beautifully Sullivan's
+ song: "Orpheus with his lute, with his lute made trees and the
+ mountain tops that freeze'." etc.]
+
+FRUST. Some voice!
+
+ The curtain rises. In the armchair the PROFESSOR is yawning,
+ tall, thin, abstracted, and slightly grizzled in the hair. He
+ has a pad of paper over his knee, ink on the stool to his right
+ and the Encyclopedia volume on the stand to his left-barricaded
+ in fact by the article he is writing. He is reading a page over
+ to himself, but the words are drowned in the sound of the song
+ his WIFE is singing in the next room, partly screened off by the
+ curtain. She finishes, and stops. His voice can then be heard
+ conning the words of his article.
+
+PROF. "Orpheus symbolized the voice of Beauty, the call of life,
+luring us mortals with his song back from the graves we dig for
+ourselves. Probably the ancients realized this neither more nor less
+than we moderns. Mankind has not changed. The civilized being still
+hides the faun and the dryad within its broadcloth and its silk. And
+yet"--[He stops, with a dried-up air-rather impatiently] Go on, my
+dear! It helps the atmosphere.
+
+ [The voice of his WIFE begins again, gets as far as "made them
+ sing" and stops dead, just as the PROFESSOR's pen is beginning
+ to scratch. And suddenly, drawing the curtain further aside]
+
+ [SHE appears. Much younger than the PROFESSOR, pale, very
+ pretty, of a Botticellian type in face, figure, and in her
+ clinging cream-coloured frock. She gazes at her abstracted
+ husband; then swiftly moves to the lintel of the open window,
+ and stands looking out.]
+
+THE WIFE. God! What beauty!
+
+PROF. [Looking Up] Umm?
+
+THE WIFE. I said: God! What beauty!
+
+PROF. Aha!
+
+THE WIFE. [Looking at him] Do you know that I have to repeat
+everything to you nowadays?
+
+PROF. What?
+
+THE WIFE. That I have to repeat----
+
+PROF. Yes; I heard. I'm sorry. I get absorbed.
+
+THE WIFE. In all but me.
+
+PROF. [Startled] My dear, your song was helping me like anything to
+get the mood. This paper is the very deuce--to balance between the
+historical and the natural.
+
+THE WIFE. Who wants the natural?
+
+PROF. [Grumbling] Umm! Wish I thought that! Modern taste!
+History may go hang; they're all for tuppence-coloured sentiment
+nowadays.
+
+THE WIFE. [As if to herself] Is the Spring sentiment?
+
+PROF. I beg your pardon, my dear; I didn't catch.
+
+WIFE. [As if against her will--urged by some pent-up force] Beauty,
+beauty!
+
+PROF. That's what I'm, trying to say here. The Orpheus legend
+symbolizes to this day the call of Beauty! [He takes up his pen,
+while she continues to stare out at the moonlight. Yawning] Dash
+it! I get so sleepy; I wish you'd tell them to make the after-dinner
+coffee twice as strong.
+
+WIFE. I will.
+
+PROF. How does this strike you? [Conning] "Many Renaissance
+pictures, especially those of Botticelli, Francesca and Piero di
+Cosimo were inspired by such legends as that of Orpheus, and we owe a
+tiny gem--like Raphael 'Apollo and Marsyas' to the same Pagan
+inspiration."
+
+WIFE. We owe it more than that--rebellion against the dry-as-dust.
+
+PROF. Quite. I might develop that: "We owe it our revolt against
+the academic; or our disgust at 'big business,' and all the grossness
+of commercial success. We owe----". [His voice peters out.]
+
+WIFE. It--love.
+
+PROF. [Abstracted] Eh!
+
+WIFE. I said: We owe it love.
+
+PROF. [Rather startled] Possibly. But--er [With a dry smile]
+I mustn't say that here--hardly!
+
+WIFE. [To herself and the moonlight] Orpheus with his lute!
+
+PROF. Most people think a lute is a sort of flute. [Yawning
+heavily] My dear, if you're not going to sing again, d'you mind
+sitting down? I want to concentrate.
+
+WIFE. I'm going out.
+
+PROF. Mind the dew!
+
+WIFE. The Christian virtues and the dew.
+
+PROF. [With a little dry laugh] Not bad! Not bad! The Christian
+virtues and the dew. [His hand takes up his pen, his face droops
+over his paper, while his wife looks at him with a very strange face]
+"How far we can trace the modern resurgence against the Christian
+virtues to the symbolic figures of Orpheus, Pan, Apollo, and Bacchus
+might be difficult to estimate, but----"
+
+ [During those words his WIFE has passed through the window into
+ the moonlight, and her voice rises, singing as she goes:
+ "Orpheus with his lute, with his lute made trees . . ."]
+
+PROF. [Suddenly aware of something] She'll get her throat bad.
+[He is silent as the voice swells in the distance] Sounds queer at
+night-H'm! [He is silent--Yawning. The voice dies away. Suddenly
+his head nods; he fights his drowsiness; writes a word or two, nods
+again, and in twenty seconds is asleep.]
+
+ [The Stage is darkened by a black-out. FRUST's voice is heard
+ speaking.]
+
+FRUST. What's that girl's name?
+
+VANE. Vanessa Hellgrove.
+
+FRUST. Aha!
+
+ [The Stage is lighted up again. Moonlight bright on the
+ orchard; the room in darkness where the PROFESSOR'S figure is
+ just visible sleeping in the chair, and screwed a little more
+ round towards the window. From behind the mossy boulder a
+ faun-like figure uncurls itself and peeps over with ears
+ standing up and elbows leaning on the stone, playing a rustic
+ pipe; and there are seen two rabbits and a fox sitting up and
+ listening. A shiver of wind passes, blowing petals from the
+ apple-trees.]
+
+ [The FAUN darts his head towards where, from Right, comes slowly
+ the figure of a Greek youth, holding a lute or lyre which his
+ fingers strike, lifting out little wandering strains as of wind
+ whinnying in funnels and odd corners. The FAUN darts down
+ behind the stone, and the youth stands by the boulder playing
+ his lute. Slowly while he plays the whitened trunk of an
+ apple-tree is seen, to dissolve into the body of a girl with
+ bare arms and feet, her dark hair unbound, and the face of the
+ PROFESSOR'S WIFE. Hypnotized, she slowly sways towards him,
+ their eyes fixed on each other, till she is quite close. Her
+ arms go out to him, cling round his neck and, their lips meet.
+ But as they meet there comes a gasp and the PROFESSOR with
+ rumpled hair is seen starting from his chair, his hands thrown
+ up; and at his horrified "Oh!" the Stage is darkened with a
+ black-out.]
+
+ [The voice of FRUST is heard speaking.]
+
+FRUST. Gee!
+
+ The Stage is lighted up again, as in the opening scene. The
+ PROFESSOR is seen in his chair, with spilt sheets of paper round
+ him, waking from a dream. He shakes himself, pinches his leg,
+ stares heavily round into the moonlight, rises.
+
+PROF. Phew! Beastly dream! Boof! H'm! [He moves to the window
+and calls.] Blanche! Blanche! [To himself] Made trees-made trees!
+[Calling] Blanche!
+
+WIFE's VOICE. Yes.
+
+PROF. Where are you?
+
+WIFE. [Appearing by the stone with her hair down] Here!
+
+PROF. I say--I---I've been asleep--had a dream. Come in. I'll tell
+you.
+
+ [She comes, and they stand in the window.]
+
+PROF. I dreamed I saw a-faun on that boulder blowing on a pipe. [He
+looks nervously at the stone] With two damned little rabbits and a
+fox sitting up and listening. And then from out there came our
+friend Orpheus playing on his confounded lute, till he actually
+turned that tree there into you. And gradually he-he drew you like a
+snake till you--er--put your arms round his neck and--er--kissed him.
+Boof! I woke up. Most unpleasant. Why! Your hair's down!
+
+WIFE. Yes.
+
+PROF. Why?
+
+WIFE. It was no dream. He was bringing me to life.
+
+PROF. What on earth?
+
+WIFE. Do you suppose I am alive? I'm as dead as Euridice.
+
+PROF. Good heavens, Blanche, what's the matter with you to-night?
+
+WIFE. [Pointing to the litter of papers] Why don't we live, instead
+of writing of it? [She points out unto the moonlight] What do we
+get out of life? Money, fame, fashion, talk, learning? Yes. And
+what good are they? I want to live!
+
+PROF. [Helplessly] My dear, I really don't know what you mean.
+
+WIFE. [Pointing out into the moonlight] Look! Orpheus with his
+lute, and nobody can see him. Beauty, beauty, beauty--we let it go.
+[With sudden passion] Beauty, love, the spring. They should be in
+us, and they're all outside.
+
+PROF. My dear, this is--this is--awful. [He tries to embrace her.]
+
+WIFE. [Avoiding him--an a stilly voice] Oh! Go on with your
+writing!
+
+PROF. I'm--I'm upset. I've never known you so--so----
+
+WIFE. Hysterical? Well! It's over. I'll go and sing.
+
+PROF. [Soothingly] There, there! I'm sorry, darling; I really am.
+You're kipped--you're kipped. [He gives and she accepts a kiss]
+Better?
+
+ [He gravitates towards his papers.]
+
+All right, now?
+
+WIFE. [Standing still and looking at him] Quite!
+
+PROF. Well, I'll try and finish this to-night; then, to-morrow we
+might have a jaunt. How about a theatre? There's a thing--they say-
+-called "Chinese Chops," that's been running years.
+
+WIFE. [Softly to herself as he settles down into his chair] Oh!
+God!
+
+ [While he takes up a sheet of paper and adjusts himself, she
+ stands at the window staring with all her might at the boulder,
+ till from behind it the faun's head and shoulders emerge once
+ more.]
+
+PROF. Very queer the power suggestion has over the mind. Very
+queer! There's nothing really in animism, you know, except the
+curious shapes rocks, trees and things take in certain lights--effect
+they have on our imagination. [He looks up] What's the matter now?
+
+WIFE. [Startled] Nothing! Nothing!
+
+ [Her eyes waver to him again, and the FAUN vanishes. She turns
+ again to look at the boulder; there is nothing there; a little
+ shiver of wind blows some petals off the trees. She catches one
+ of them, and turning quickly, goes out through the curtain.]
+
+PROF. [Coming to himself and writing] "The Orpheus legend is the--
+er--apotheosis of animism. Can we accept----" [His voice is lost in
+the sound of his WIFE'S voice beginning again: "Orpheus with his
+lute--with his lute made trees----" It dies in a sob. The PROFESSOR
+looks up startled, as the curtain falls].
+
+FRUST. Fine! Fine!
+
+VANE. Take up the curtain. Mr Foreson?
+
+ [The curtain goes up.]
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Everybody on.
+
+ [He and FRUST leave their seats and ascend on to the Stage, on
+ which are collecting the four Players.]
+
+VANE. Give us some light.
+
+FORESON. Electrics! Turn up your floats!
+
+ [The footlights go up, and the blue goes out; the light is crude
+ as at the beginning.]
+
+FRUST. I'd like to meet Miss Hellgrove. [She comes forward eagerly
+and timidly. He grasps her hand] Miss Hellgrove, I want to say I
+thought that fine--fine. [Her evident emotion and pleasure warm him
+so that he increases his grasp and commendation] Fine. It quite got
+my soft spots. Emotional. Fine!
+
+MISS H. Oh! Mr Frust; it means so much to me. Thank you!
+
+FRUST. [A little balder in the eye, and losing warmth] Er--fine!
+[His eye wanders] Where's Mr Flatway?
+
+VANE. Fleetway.
+
+ [FLEETWAY comes up.]
+
+FRUST. Mr Fleetway, I want to say I thought your Orphoos very
+remarkable. Fine.
+
+FLEETWAY. Thank you, sir, indeed--so glad you liked it.
+
+FRUST. [A little balder in the eye] There wasn't much to it, but
+what there was was fine. Mr Toone.
+
+ [FLEETWAY melts out and TOONE is precipitated.]
+
+Mr Toone, I was very pleased with your Professor--quite a character-
+study. [TOONE bows and murmurs] Yes, sir! I thought it fine. [His
+eye grows bald] Who plays the goat?
+
+MISS HOPK. [Appearing suddenly between the windows] I play the
+faun, Mr Frost.
+
+FORESON. [Introducing] Miss Maude 'Opkins.
+
+FRUST. Miss Hopkins, I guess your fawn was fine.
+
+MISS HOPK. Oh! Thank you, Mr Frost. How nice of you to say so. I
+do so enjoy playing him.
+
+FRUST. [His eye growing bald] Mr Foreson, I thought the way you
+fixed that tree was very cunning; I certainly did. Got a match?
+
+ [He takes a match from FORESON, and lighting a very long cigar,
+ walks up Stage through the French windows followed by FORESON,
+ and examines the apple-tree.]
+
+ [The two Actors depart, but Miss HELLGROVE runs from where she
+ has been lingering, by the curtain, to VANE, Stage Right.]
+
+MISS H. Oh! Mr Vane--do you think? He seemed quite--Oh! Mr Vane
+[ecstatically] If only----
+
+VANE. [Pleased and happy] Yes, yes. All right--you were splendid.
+He liked it. He quite----
+
+MISS H. [Clasping her hand] How wonderful Oh, Mr Vane, thank you!
+
+ [She clasps his hands; but suddenly, seeing that FRUST is coming
+ back, fits across into the curtain and vanishes.]
+
+ [The Stage, in the crude light, as empty now save for FRUST,
+ who, in the French windows, Centre, is mumbling his cigar; and
+ VANE, Stage Right, who is looking up into the wings, Stage
+ Left.]
+
+VANE. [Calling up] That lighting's just right now, Miller. Got it
+marked carefully?
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes, Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Good. [To FRUST who as coming down] Well, sir? So glad----
+
+FRUST. Mr Vane, we got little Miggs on contract?
+
+VANE. Yes.
+
+FRUST. Well, I liked that little pocket piece fine. But I'm blamed
+if I know what it's all about.
+
+VANE. [A little staggered] Why! Of course it's a little allegory.
+The tragedy of civilization--all real feeling for Beauty and Nature
+kept out, or pent up even in the cultured.
+
+FRUST. Ye-ep. [Meditatively] Little Miggs'd be fine in "Pop goes
+the Weasel."
+
+VANE. Yes, he'd be all right, but----
+
+FRUST. Get him on the 'phone, and put it into rehearsal right now.
+
+VANE. What! But this piece--I--I----!
+
+FRUST. Guess we can't take liberties with our public, Mr Vane. They
+want pep.
+
+VANE. [Distressed] But it'll break that girl's heart. I--really--I
+can't----
+
+FRUST. Give her the part of the 'tweeny in "Pop goes".
+
+VANE. Mr Frust, I--I beg. I've taken a lot of trouble with this
+little play. It's good. It's that girl's chance--and I----
+
+FRUST. We-ell! I certainly thought she was fine. Now, you 'phone
+up Miggs, and get right along with it. I've only one rule, sir!
+Give the Public what it wants; and what the Public wants is punch and
+go. They've got no use for Beauty, Allegory, all that high-brow
+racket. I know 'em as I know my hand.
+
+ [During this speech MISS HELLGROVE is seen listening by the
+ French window, in distress, unnoticed by either of them.]
+
+VANE. Mr Frost, the Public would take this, I'm sure they would; I'm
+convinced of it. You underrate them.
+
+FRUST. Now, see here, Mr Blewitt Vane, is this my theatre? I tell
+you, I can't afford luxuries.
+
+VANE. But it--it moved you, sir; I saw it. I was watching.
+
+FRUST. [With unmoved finality] Mr Vane, I judge I'm not the average
+man. Before "Louisa Loses" the Public'll want a stimulant. "Pop
+goes the Weasel" will suit us fine. So--get right along with it.
+I'll go get some lunch.
+
+ [As he vanishes into the wings, Left, MISS HELLGROVE covers her
+ face with her hands. A little sob escaping her attracts VANE'S
+ attention. He takes a step towards her, but she flies.]
+
+VANE. [Dashing his hands through his hair till it stands up]
+Damnation!
+
+ [FORESON walks on from the wings, Right.]
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. "Punch and go!" That superstition!
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the wings, Left.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. This is scrapped. [With savagery] Tell 'em to set the first
+act of "Louisa Loses," and put some pep into it.
+
+ [He goes out through the French windows with the wind still in
+ his hair.]
+
+FORESON. [In the centre of the Stage] Electrics!
+
+ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Where's Charlie?
+
+ELECTRICS. Gone to his dinner.
+
+FORESON. Anybody on the curtain?
+
+A VOICE. Yes, Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Put your curtain down.
+
+ [He stands in the centre of the Stage with eyes uplifted as the
+ curtain descends.]
+
+
+
+
+
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