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-
-<h1>Shipping Clerk</h1>
-
-<p>By WILLIAM MORRISON</p>
-
-<p>[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from<br />
-Galaxy Science Fiction June 1952.<br />
-Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that<br />
-the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph3"><i>If Ollie knew the work he was doing, he would<br />
-have resigned&mdash;if resigning were possible!</i></p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>If there had ever been a time when Ollie Keith hadn't been hungry, it
-was so far in the past that he couldn't remember it. He was hungry now
-as he walked through the alley, his eyes shifting lusterlessly from one
-heap of rubbish to the next. He was hungry through and through, all
-one hundred and forty pounds of him, the flesh distributed so gauntly
-over his tall frame that in spots it seemed about to wear through, as
-his clothes had. That it hadn't done so in forty-two years sometimes
-struck Ollie as in the nature of a miracle.</p>
-
-<p>He worked for a junk collector and he was unsuccessful in his present
-job, as he had been at everything else. Ollie had followed the first
-part of the rags-to-riches formula with classic exactness. He had been
-born to rags, and then, as if that hadn't been enough, his parents had
-died, and he had been left an orphan. He should have gone to the big
-city, found a job in the rich merchant's counting house, and saved the
-pretty daughter, acquiring her and her fortune in the process.</p>
-
-<p>It hadn't worked out that way. In the orphanage where he had spent so
-many unhappy years, both his food and his education had been skimped.
-He had later been hired out to a farmer, but he hadn't been strong
-enough for farm labor, and he had been sent back.</p>
-
-<p>His life since then had followed an unhappy pattern. Lacking strength
-and skill, he had been unable to find and hold a good job. Without a
-good job, he had been unable to pay for the food and medical care, and
-for the training he would have needed to acquire strength and skill.
-Once, in the search for food and training, he had offered himself to
-the Army, but the doctors who examined him had quickly turned thumbs
-down, and the Army had rejected him with contempt. They wanted better
-human material than that.</p>
-
-<p>How he had managed to survive at all to the present was another
-miracle. By this time, of course, he knew, as the radio comic put it,
-that he wasn't long for this world. And to make the passage to another
-world even easier, he had taken to drink. Rot gut stilled the pangs of
-hunger even more effectively than inadequate food did. And it gave
-him the first moments of happiness, spurious though they were, that he
-could remember.</p>
-
-<p>Now, as he sought through the heaps of rubbish for usable rags or
-redeemable milk bottles, his eyes lighted on something unexpected.
-Right at the edge of the curb lay a small nut, species indeterminate.
-If he had his usual luck, it would turn out to be withered inside, but
-at least he could hope for the best.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>He picked up the nut, banged it futilely against the ground, and then
-looked around for a rock with which to crack it. None was in sight.
-Rather fearfully, he put it in his mouth and tried to crack it between
-his teeth. His teeth were in as poor condition as the rest of him, and
-the chances were that they would crack before the nut did.</p>
-
-<p>The nut slipped and Ollie gurgled, threw his hands into the air and
-almost choked. Then he got it out of his windpipe and, a second later,
-breathed easily. The nut was in his stomach, still uncracked. And
-Ollie, it seemed to him, was hungrier than ever.</p>
-
-<p>The alley was a failure. His life had been a progression from rags to
-rags, and these last rags were inferior to the first. There were no
-milk bottles, there was no junk worth salvaging.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of the alley was a barber shop, and here Ollie had a great
-and unexpected stroke of luck. He found a bottle. The bottle was no
-container for milk and it wasn't empty. It was standing on a small
-table near an open window in the rear of the barber shop. Ollie found
-that he could get it by simply stretching out his long, gaunt arm for
-it, without climbing in through the window at all.</p>
-
-<p>He took a long swig, and then another. The liquor tasted far better
-than anything he had ever bought.</p>
-
-<p>When he returned the bottle to its place, it was empty.</p>
-
-<p>Strangely enough, despite its excellent quality, or perhaps, he
-thought, <i>because</i> of it, the whiskey failed to have its usual effect
-on him. It left him completely sober and clear-eyed, but hungrier than
-ever.</p>
-
-<p>In his desperation, Ollie did something that he seldom dared to do. He
-went into a restaurant, not too good a restaurant or he would never
-have been allowed to take a seat, and ordered a meal he couldn't pay
-for.</p>
-
-<p>He knew what would happen, of course, after he had eaten. He would
-put on an act about having lost his money, but that wouldn't fool the
-manager for more than one second. If the man was feeling good and
-needed help, he'd let Ollie work the price out washing dishes. If he
-was a little grumpy and had all the dishwashers he needed, he'd have
-them boot the tar out of Ollie and then turn him over to the police.</p>
-
-<p>The soup was thick and tasty, although tasty in a way that no gourmet
-would have appreciated. The mess was food, however, and Ollie gulped it
-down gratefully. But it did nothing to satisfy his hunger. Likewise,
-the stew had every possible leftover thrown into it, and none of it
-gave Ollie any feeling of satisfaction. Even the dessert and the muddy
-coffee left him as empty as before.</p>
-
-<p>The waiter had been in the back room with the cook. Now Ollie saw him
-signal to the manager, and watched the manager hasten back. He closed
-his eyes. They were onto him; there was no doubt about it. For a
-moment he considered trying to get out of the front door before they
-closed in, but there was another waiter present, keeping an eye on the
-patrons, and he knew that he would never make it. He took a deep breath
-and waited for the roof to fall in on him.</p>
-
-<p>He heard the manager's foot-steps and opened his eyes. The manager
-said, "Uh&mdash;look, bud, about that meal you ate&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Not bad," observed Ollie brightly.</p>
-
-<p>"Glad you liked it."</p>
-
-<p>He noticed little beads of sweat on the manager's forehead, and
-wondered what had put them there. He said, "Only trouble is, it ain't
-fillin'. I'm just as hungry as I was before."</p>
-
-<p>"It didn't fill you up, huh? That's too bad. I'll tell you what I'll
-do. Rather than see you go away dissatisfied, I won't charge you for
-the meal. Not a cent."</p>
-
-<p>Ollie blinked. This made no sense whatever. All the same, if not for
-the gnawing in his stomach, he would have picked himself up and run. As
-it was, he said, "Thanks. Guess in that case I'll have another order of
-stew. Maybe this time it'll stick to my ribs."</p>
-
-<p>"Not the stew," replied the manager nervously. "You had the last that
-was left. Try the roast beef."</p>
-
-<p>"Hmm, that's more than I was gonna spend."</p>
-
-<p>"No charge," said the manager. "For you, no charge at all."</p>
-
-<p>"Then gimme a double order. I feel starved."</p>
-
-<p>The double order went down the hatch, yet Ollie felt just as empty as
-ever. But he was afraid to press his luck too far, and after he had
-downed one more dessert&mdash;also without charge&mdash;he reluctantly picked
-himself up and walked out. He was too hungry to spend any more time
-wondering why he had got a free meal.</p>
-
-<p>In the back room of the restaurant, the manager sank weakly into a
-chair. "I was afraid he was going to insist on paying for it. Then we'd
-really have been on a spot."</p>
-
-<p>"Guess he was too glad to get it for free," the cook said.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if anything happens to him now, it'll happen away from here."</p>
-
-<p>"Suppose they take a look at what's in his stomach."</p>
-
-<p>"He still won't be able to sue us. What did you do with the rest of
-that stew?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's in the garbage."</p>
-
-<p>"Cover it up. We don't want dead cats and dogs all over the place.
-And next time you reach for the salt, make sure there isn't an insect
-powder label on it."</p>
-
-<p>"It was an accident; it could happen to anybody," said the cook
-philosophically. "You know, maybe we shouldn't have let that guy go
-away. Maybe we ought to have sent him to a doctor."</p>
-
-<p>"And pay his bills? Don't be a sap. From now on, he's on his own.
-Whatever happens to him, we don't know anything about it. We never saw
-him before."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The only thing that was happening to Ollie was that he was getting
-hungrier and hungrier. He had, in fact, never before been so ravenous.
-He felt as if he hadn't eaten in years.</p>
-
-<p>He had met with two strokes of luck&mdash;the accessible bottle and the
-incredibly generous manager. They had left him just as hungry and
-thirsty as before. Now he encountered a third gift of fortune. On the
-plate glass window of a restaurant was the flamboyant announcement:
-<span class="smcap">eating contest tonight at monte's restaurant! For the Championship
-of the World! Entries Being Taken now! No Charge if you Eat Enough for
-at Least Three People.</span></p>
-
-<p>Ollie's face brightened. The way he felt, he could have eaten enough
-for a hundred. The fact that the contestants, as he saw upon reading
-further, would be limited to hard-boiled eggs made no difference to
-him. For once he would have a chance to eat everything he could get
-down his yawning gullet.</p>
-
-<p>That night it was clear that neither the judges nor the audience
-thought much of Ollie as an eater. Hungry he undoubtedly was, but it
-was obvious that his stomach had shrunk from years of disuse, and
-besides, he didn't have the build of a born eater. He was long and
-skinny, whereas the other contestants seemed almost as broad and wide
-as they were tall. In gaining weight, as in so many other things, the
-motto seemed to be that those who already had would get more. Ollie
-had too little to start with.</p>
-
-<p>In order to keep the contest from developing an anticlimax, they
-started with Ollie, believing that he would be lucky if he ate ten eggs.</p>
-
-<p>Ollie was so ravenous that he found it difficult to control himself,
-and he made a bad impression by gulping the first egg as fast as he
-could. A real eater would have let the egg slide down rapidly yet
-gently, without making an obvious effort. This uncontrolled, amateur
-speed, thought the judges, could only lead to a stomachache.</p>
-
-<p>Ollie devoured the second egg, the third, the fourth, and the rest of
-his allotted ten. At that point, one of the judges asked, "How do you
-feel?"</p>
-
-<p>"Hungry."</p>
-
-<p>"Stomach hurt?"</p>
-
-<p>"Only from hunger. It feels like it got nothin' in it. Somehow, them
-eggs don't fill me up."</p>
-
-<p>Somebody in the audience laughed. The judges exchanged glances and
-ordered more eggs brought on. From the crowd of watchers, cries of
-encouragement came to Ollie. At this stage, there was still nobody who
-thought that he had a chance.</p>
-
-<p>Ollie proceeded to go through twenty eggs, forty, sixty, a hundred. By
-that time, the judges and the crowd were in a state of unprecedented
-excitement.</p>
-
-<p>Again a judge demanded, "How do you feel?"</p>
-
-<p>"Still hungry. They don't fill me up at all."</p>
-
-<p>"But those are large eggs. Do you know how much a hundred of them
-weigh? Over fifteen pounds!"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't care how much they weigh. I'm still hungry."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you mind if we weigh you?"</p>
-
-<p>"So long as you don't stop givin' me eggs, okay."</p>
-
-<p>They brought out a scale and Ollie stepped on it. He weighed one
-hundred and thirty-nine pounds, on the nose.</p>
-
-<p>Then he started eating eggs again. At the end of his second hundred,
-they weighed him once more. Ollie weighed one hundred thirty-eight and
-three-quarters.</p>
-
-<p>The judges stared at each other and then at Ollie. For a moment the
-entire audience sat in awed silence, as if watching a miracle. Then the
-mood of awe passed.</p>
-
-<p>One of the judges said wisely, "He palms them and slips them to a
-confederate."</p>
-
-<p>"Out here on the stage?" demanded another judge. "Where's his
-confederate? Besides, you can see for yourself that he eats them. You
-can watch them going down his throat."</p>
-
-<p>"But that's impossible. If they really went down his throat, he'd gain
-weight."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know how he does it," admitted the other. "But he does."</p>
-
-<p>"The man is a freak. Let's get some doctors over here."</p>
-
-<p>Ollie ate another hundred and forty-three eggs, and then had to stop
-because the restaurant ran out of them. The other contestants never
-even had a chance to get started.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>When the doctor came and they told him the story, his first impulse
-seemed to be to grin. He knew a practical joke when he heard one. But
-they put Ollie on the scales&mdash;by this time he weighed only a hundred
-thirty-eight and a quarter pounds&mdash;and fed him a two pound loaf of
-bread. Then they weighed him again.</p>
-
-<p>He was an even one hundred and thirty-eight.</p>
-
-<p>"At this rate, he'll starve to death," said the doctor, who opened his
-little black bag and proceeded to give Ollie a thorough examination.</p>
-
-<p>Ollie was very unhappy about it because it interfered with his eating,
-and he felt more hungry than ever. But they promised to feed him
-afterward and, more or less unwillingly, he submitted.</p>
-
-<p>"Bad teeth, enlarged heart, lesion on each lung, flat feet, hernia,
-displaced vertebrae&mdash;you name it and he has it," said the doctor.
-"Where the devil did he come from?"</p>
-
-<p>Ollie was working on an order of roast beef and was too busy to reply.</p>
-
-<p>Somebody said, "He's a rag-picker. I've seen him around."</p>
-
-<p>"When did he start this eating spree?"</p>
-
-<p>With stuffed mouth, Ollie mumbled, "Today."</p>
-
-<p>"Today, eh? What happened today that makes you able to eat so much?"</p>
-
-<p>"I just feel hungry."</p>
-
-<p>"I can see that. Look, how about going over to the hospital so we can
-really examine you?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, sir," said Ollie. "You ain't pokin' no needles into me."</p>
-
-<p>"No needles," agreed the doctor hastily. If there was no other way to
-get blood samples, they could always drug him with morphine and he'd
-never know what had happened. "We'll just look at you. And we'll feed
-you all you can eat."</p>
-
-<p>"All I can eat? It's a deal!"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The humor was crude, but it put the point across&mdash;the photographer
-assigned to the contest had snapped a picture of Ollie in the middle of
-gulping two eggs. One was traveling down his gullet, causing a lump in
-his throat, and the other was being stuffed into his mouth at the same
-time. The caption writer had entitled the shot: <span class="smcap">the man who broke
-the icebox at monte's</span>, and the column alongside was headed, Eats
-Three Hundred and Forty-three Eggs. "I'm Hungry!" He Says.</p>
-
-<p>Zolto put the paper down. "This is the one," he said to his wife.
-"There can be no doubt that this person has found it."</p>
-
-<p>"I knew it was no longer in the alley," said Pojim. Ordinarily a comely
-female, she was now deep in thought, and succeeded in looking beautiful
-and pensive at the same time. "How are we to get it back without
-exciting unwelcome attention?"</p>
-
-<p>"Frankly," said Zolto, "I don't know. But we'd better think of a way.
-He must have mistaken it for a nut and swallowed it. Undoubtedly the
-hospital attendants will take X-rays of him and discover it."</p>
-
-<p>"They won't know what it is."</p>
-
-<p>"They will operate to remove it, and then they will find out."</p>
-
-<p>Pojim nodded. "What I don't understand," she said, "is why it had this
-effect. When we lost it, it was locked."</p>
-
-<p>"He must have opened it by accident. Some of these creatures, I have
-noticed, have a habit of trying to crack nuts with their teeth. He must
-have bitten on the proper switch."</p>
-
-<p>"The one for inanimate matter? I think, Zolto, that you're right. The
-stomach contents are collapsed and passed into our universe through
-the transfer. But the stomach itself, being part of a living creature,
-cannot pass through the same switch. And the poor creature continually
-loses weight because of metabolism. Especially, of course, when he
-eats."</p>
-
-<p>"Poor creature, you call him? You're too soft-hearted, Pojim. What do
-you think we'll be if we don't get the transfer back?"</p>
-
-<p>He hunched up his shoulders and laughed.</p>
-
-<p>Pojim said, "Control yourself, Zolto. When you laugh, you don't look
-human, and you certainly don't sound it."</p>
-
-<p>"What difference does it make? We're alone."</p>
-
-<p>"You can never tell when we'll be overheard."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't change the subject. What are we supposed to do about the
-transfer?"</p>
-
-<p>"We'll think of a way," said Pojim, but he could see she was worried.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>In the hospital, they had put Ollie into a bed. They had wanted a nurse
-to bathe him, but he had objected violently to this indignity, and
-finally they had sent in a male orderly to do the job. Now, bathed,
-shaven and wearing a silly little nightgown that made him ashamed to
-look at himself, he was lying in bed, slowly starving to death.</p>
-
-<p>A dozen empty plates, the remains of assorted specialties of the
-hospital, filled with vitamins and other good things, lay around him.
-Everything had tasted fine while going down, but nothing seemed to have
-stuck to him.</p>
-
-<p>All he could do was brood about the puzzled and anxious looks on the
-doctors' faces when they examined him.</p>
-
-<p>The attack came without warning. One moment Ollie was lying there
-unhappily, suffering hunger pangs, and the next moment somebody had
-punched him in the stomach. The shock made him start and then look
-down. But there was nobody near him. The doctors had left him alone
-while they looked up articles in textbooks and argued with each other.</p>
-
-<p>He felt another punch, and then another and another. He yelled in
-fright and pain.</p>
-
-<p>After five minutes, a nurse looked in and asked casually, "Did you
-call?"</p>
-
-<p>"My stomach!" groaned Ollie. "Somebody's hittin' me in my stomach!"</p>
-
-<p>"It's a tummyache," she said with a cheerful smile. "It should teach
-you not to wolf your food."</p>
-
-<p>Then she caught a glimpse of his stomach, from which Ollie, in his
-agony, had cast off the sheet, and she gulped. It was swollen like a
-watermelon&mdash;or, rather, like a watermelon with great warts. Lumps stuck
-out all over it.</p>
-
-<p>She rushed out, calling, "Doctor Manson! Doctor Manson!"</p>
-
-<p>When she returned with two doctors, Ollie was in such acute misery that
-he didn't even notice them. One doctor said, "Well, I'll be damned!"
-and began tapping the swollen stomach.</p>
-
-<p>The other doctor demanded, "When did this happen?"</p>
-
-<p>"Right now, I guess," replied the nurse. "Just a few minutes ago his
-stomach was as flat as the way it was when you saw it."</p>
-
-<p>"We'd better give him a shot of morphine to put him out of his pain,"
-said the first doctor, "and then we'll X-ray him."</p>
-
-<p>Ollie was in a semi-coma as they lifted him off his bed and wheeled him
-into the X-ray room. He didn't hear a word of the ensuing discussion
-about the photographs, although the doctors talked freely in front of
-him&mdash;freely and profanely.</p>
-
-<p>It was Dr. Manson who demanded, "What in God's name are those things,
-anyway?"</p>
-
-<p>"They look like pineapples and grapefruit," replied the bewildered
-X-ray specialist.</p>
-
-<p>"Square-edged pineapples? Grapefruit with one end pointed?"</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't say that's what they are," returned the other defensively. "I
-said that's what they look like. The grapefruit could be eggplant," he
-added in confusion.</p>
-
-<p>"Eggplant, my foot. How the devil did they get into his stomach,
-anyway? He's been eating like a pig, but even a pig couldn't have
-gotten those things down its throat."</p>
-
-<p>"Wake him up and ask him."</p>
-
-<p>"He doesn't know any more than we do," said the nurse. "He told me that
-it felt as if somebody was hitting him in the stomach. That's all he'd
-be able to tell us."</p>
-
-<p>"He's got the damnedest stomach I ever heard of," marveled Dr. Manson.
-"Let's open it up and take a look at it from the inside."</p>
-
-<p>"We'll have to get his consent," said the specialist nervously. "I know
-it would be interesting, but we can't cut into him unless he's willing."</p>
-
-<p>"It would be for his own good. We'd get that unsliced fruit salad out
-of him." Dr. Manson stared at the X-ray plates again. "Pineapples,
-grapefruit, something that looks like a banana with a small bush on
-top. Assorted large round objects. And what looks like a nut. A small
-nut."</p>
-
-<p>If Ollie had been aware, he might have told Dr. Manson that the nut
-was the kernel of the trouble. As it was, all he could do was groan.</p>
-
-<p>"He's coming to," said the nurse.</p>
-
-<p>"Good," asserted Dr. Manson. "Get a release, Nurse, and the minute he's
-capable of following directions, have him sign it."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>In the corridor outside, two white-clad interns stopped at the door of
-Ollie's room and listened. They could not properly have been described
-as man and woman, but at any rate one was male and the other female. If
-you didn't look at them too closely, they seemed to be human, which, of
-course, was what they wanted you to think.</p>
-
-<p>"Just as I said," observed Zolto. "They intend to operate. And their
-attention has already been drawn to the nut."</p>
-
-<p>"We can stop them by violence, if necessary. But I abhor violence."</p>
-
-<p>"I know, dear," Zolto said thoughtfully. "What has happened is clear
-enough. He kept sending all that food through, and our people analyzed
-it and discovered what it was. They must have been surprised to
-discover no message from us, but after a while they arrived at the
-conclusion that we needed some of our own food and they sent it to us.
-It's a good thing that they didn't send more of it at one time."</p>
-
-<p>"The poor man must be in agony as it is."</p>
-
-<p>"Never mind the poor man. Think of our own situation."</p>
-
-<p>"But don't you see, Zolto? His digestive juices can't dissolve such
-unfamiliar chemical constituents, and his stomach must be greatly
-irritated."</p>
-
-<p>She broke off for a moment as the nurse came past them, giving them
-only a casual glance. The X-ray specialist followed shortly, his face
-reflecting the bewilderment he felt as a result of studying the plate
-he was holding.</p>
-
-<p>"That leaves only Dr. Manson with him," said Zolto. "Pojim, I have a
-plan. Do you have any of those pandigestive tablets with you?"</p>
-
-<p>"I always carry them. I never know when in this world I'll run into
-something my stomach can't handle."</p>
-
-<p>"Fine." Zolto stepped back from the doorway, cleared his throat, and
-began to yell, "Calling Dr. Manson! Dr. Manson, report to surgery!"</p>
-
-<p>"You've been seeing too many of their movies," said Pojim.</p>
-
-<p>But Zolto's trick worked. They heard Dr. Manson mutter, "Damn!" and saw
-him rush into the corridor. He passed them without even noticing that
-they were there.</p>
-
-<p>"We have him to ourselves," said Zolto. "Quick, the tablets."</p>
-
-<p>They stepped into the room, where Zolto passed a small inhalator back
-and forth under Ollie's nose. Ollie jerked away from it, and his eyes
-opened.</p>
-
-<p>"Take this," said Pojim, with a persuasive smile. "It will ease your
-pain." And she put two tablets into Ollie's surprised mouth.</p>
-
-<p>Automatically, Ollie swallowed and the tablets sped down to meet the
-collection in his stomach. Pojim gave him another smile, and then she
-and Zolto were out of the room.</p>
-
-<p>To Ollie, things seemed to be happening in more and more bewildering
-fashion. No sooner had these strange doctors left than Dr. Manson came
-rushing back, cursing, in a way that would have shocked Hippocrates,
-the unknown idiot who had summoned him to surgery. Then the nurse
-came in, with a paper. Ollie gathered that he was being asked to sign
-something.</p>
-
-<p>He shook his head vigorously. "Not me. I don't sign <i>nothin'</i>, sister."</p>
-
-<p>"It's a matter of life and death. Your own life and death. We have to
-get those things out of your stomach."</p>
-
-<p>"No, sir, you're not cuttin' me open."</p>
-
-<p>Dr. Manson gritted his teeth in frustration. "You don't feel so much
-pain now because of the morphine I gave you. But it's going to wear off
-in a few minutes and then you'll be in agony again. You'll have to let
-us operate."</p>
-
-<p>"No, sir," repeated Ollie stubbornly. "You're not cuttin' me open."</p>
-
-<p>And then he almost leaped from his bed. His already distended stomach
-seemed to swell outward, and before the astonished eyes of doctor and
-nurse, a strange new bump appeared.</p>
-
-<p>"Help!" yelled Ollie.</p>
-
-<p>"That's exactly what we're trying to do," said Dr. Manson angrily.
-"Only you won't let us. Now sign that paper, man, and stop your
-nonsense."</p>
-
-<p>Ollie groaned and signed. The next moment he was being rushed into the
-operating room.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The morphine was wearing off rapidly, and he lay, still groaning, on
-the table. From the ceiling, bright lights beat down upon him. Near his
-head the anesthetist stood with his cone of sleep poised in readiness.
-At one side a happy Dr. Manson was slipping rubber gloves on his
-antiseptic hands, while the attentive nurses and assistants waited.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/illus.jpg" width="352" height="500" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>Two interns were standing near the doorway. One of them, Zolto, said
-softly, "We may have to use violence after all. They must not find it."</p>
-
-<p>"I should have given him a third tablet," said Pojim, the other intern,
-regretfully. "Who would have suspected that the action would be so
-slow?"</p>
-
-<p>They fell silent. Zolto slipped a hand into his pocket and grasped the
-weapon, the one he had hoped he wouldn't have to use.</p>
-
-<p>Dr. Manson nodded curtly and said, "Anesthetic."</p>
-
-<p>And then, as the anesthetist bent forward, it happened. Ollie's
-uncovered stomach, lying there in wait for the knife, seemed to heave
-and boil. Ollie shrieked and, as the assembled medicos watched in dazed
-fascination, the knobs and bumps smoothed out. The whole stomach began
-to shrink, like a cake falling in when some one has slammed the oven
-door. The pandigestive tablets had finally acted.</p>
-
-<p>Ollie sat up. He forgot that he was wearing the skimpy and shameless
-nightgown, forgot, too, that he had a roomful of spectators. He pushed
-away the anesthetist who tried to stop him.</p>
-
-<p>"I feel fine," he said.</p>
-
-<p>"Lie down," ordered Dr. Manson sternly. "We're going to operate and
-find out what's wrong with you."</p>
-
-<p>"You're not cuttin' into me," said Ollie. He swung his feet to
-the floor and stood up. "There ain't nothin' wrong with me. I feel
-wonderful. For the first time in my life I ain't hungry, and I'm
-spoilin' for trouble. Don't nobody try to stop me."</p>
-
-<p>He started to march across the floor, pushing his way through the
-protesting doctors.</p>
-
-<p>"This way," said one of the interns near the door. "We'll get your
-clothes." Ollie looked at her in suspicion, but she went on, "Remember?
-I'm the one who gave you the tablets to make the pain go away."</p>
-
-<p>"They sure worked," said Ollie happily, and allowed himself to be led
-along.</p>
-
-<p>He heard the uproar behind him, but he paid no attention. Whatever
-they wanted, he was getting out of here, fast. There might have been
-trouble, but at a critical point the public address system swung into
-operation, thanks to the foresight of his intern friends, who had
-rigged up a special portable attachment to the microphone. It started
-calling Dr. Manson, calling Dr. Kolanyi, calling Dr. Pumber, and all
-the others.</p>
-
-<p>In the confusion, Ollie escaped and found himself, for the first time
-in his life, a passenger in a taxicab. With him were the two friendly
-interns, no longer in white.</p>
-
-<p>"Just in case any more of those lumps appear in your stomach," said
-the female, "you'd better take another couple of tablets."</p>
-
-<p>She was so persuasive that Ollie put up only token resistance. The
-tablets went down his stomach, and then he settled back to enjoy the
-cab ride. It was only later that he wondered where they were taking
-him. By that time, he was too sleepy to wonder very much.</p>
-
-<p>With the aid of the first two tablets, he had digested the equivalent
-of a tremendous meal. The blood coursed merrily in his veins and
-arteries, and he had a warm sensation of well-being.</p>
-
-<p>As the taxi sped along, his eyes closed.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"You transmitted the message in one of the latter tablets?" asked Zolto
-in their native tongue.</p>
-
-<p>"I have explained all that has happened," replied his wife. "They will
-stop sending food and wait for other directives."</p>
-
-<p>"Good. Now we'll have to get the transfer out of him as soon as
-possible. We ourselves can operate and he will never be the wiser."</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder," said Pojim. "Once we have the transfer, it will only be a
-nuisance to us. We'll have to guard it carefully and be in continual
-fear of losing it. Perhaps it would be more sensible to leave it inside
-him."</p>
-
-<p>"Inside him? Pojim, my sweet, have you taken leave of your senses?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not at all. It is easier to guard a man than a tiny object. I took
-a look at one of the X-ray plates, and it is clear that the transfer
-switch has adhered to his stomach. It will remain there indefinitely.
-Suppose we focus a transpositor on that stomach of his. Then, as
-the objects we want arrive from our own universe in their collapsed
-condition, we can transpose them into our laboratory, enlarge them, and
-send them off to Aldebaran, where they are needed."</p>
-
-<p>"But suppose that he and that stomach of his move around!"</p>
-
-<p>"He will stay in one place if we treat him well. Don't you see, Zolto?
-He is a creature who has always lacked food. We shall supply him such
-food as his own kind have never dreamed of, complete with pandigestion
-fluid. At the same time, we shall set him to doing light work in order
-to keep him busy. Much of his task will involve studying and improving
-himself. And at night we shall receive the things we need from our own
-universe."</p>
-
-<p>"And when we have enough to supply the colony on Aldebaran II?"</p>
-
-<p>"Then it will be time enough to remove the transfer switch."</p>
-
-<p>Zolto laughed. It was a laugh that would have been curiously out of
-place in a human being, and if the taxi driver hadn't been so busy
-steering his way through traffic, he would have turned around to look.
-Pojim sensed the danger, and held up a warning finger.</p>
-
-<p>Zolto subsided. "You have remarkable ideas, my wife. Still, I see no
-reason why this should not work. Let us try it."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Ollie awoke to a new life. He was feeling better than he had ever
-felt in his entire miserable existence. The two interns who had come
-along with him had been transformed magically into a kindly lady and
-gentleman, who wished to hire him to do easy work at an excellent
-salary. Ollie let himself be hired.</p>
-
-<p>He had his choice of things to eat now, but, strangely enough, he no
-longer had his old hunger. It was as if he were being fed from some
-hidden source, and he ate, one might almost have said, for the looks of
-it. The little he did consume, however, seemed to go a long way.</p>
-
-<p>He gained weight, his muscles hardened, his old teeth fell out and new
-ones appeared. He himself was astonished at this latter phenomenon, but
-after his previous experience at the hospital, he kept his astonishment
-to himself. The spots on his lungs disappeared, his spine straightened.
-After a time he reached a weight of a hundred and ninety pounds, and
-his eyes were bright and clear. At night he slept the sleep of the
-just&mdash;or the drugged.</p>
-
-<p>At first he was happy. But after several months, there came a feeling
-of boredom. He sought out Mr. and Mrs. Zolto, and said, "I'm sorry, I
-can't stay here any longer."</p>
-
-<p>"Why?" asked the lady.</p>
-
-<p>"There's no room here, ma'am, for advancement," he said, almost
-apologetically. "I've been studyin' and I got ideas about things I can
-do. All sorts of ideas."</p>
-
-<p>Pojim and Zolto, who had planted the ideas, nodded solemnly.</p>
-
-<p>Pojim said, "We're glad to hear that, Ollie. The fact is that we
-ourselves had decided to move to&mdash;to a warmer climate, some distance
-away from here. We were wondering how you'd get along without us."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you worry about me. I'll do fine."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, that's splendid. But it would be convenient to us if you could
-wait till tomorrow. We'd like to give you something to remember us by."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll be glad to wait, ma'am."</p>
-
-<p>That night Ollie had a strange nightmare. He dreamed that he was on
-the operating table again, and that the doctors and nurses were once
-more closing in on him. He opened his mouth to scream, but no sound
-came out. And then the two interns were there, once more wearing their
-uniforms.</p>
-
-<p>The female said, "It's all right. It's perfectly all right. We're just
-removing the transfer switch. In the morning you won't even remember
-what happened."</p>
-
-<p>And, in fact, in the morning he didn't. He had only a vague feeling
-that something <i>had</i> happened.</p>
-
-<p>They shook hands with him and they gave him a very fine letter of
-reference, in case he tried to get another job, and Mrs. Zolto
-presented him with an envelope in which there were several bills whose
-size later made his eyes almost pop out of his head.</p>
-
-<p>He walked down the street as if it belonged to him, or were going to.
-Gone was the slouch, gone the bleariness of the eyes, gone the hangdog
-look.</p>
-
-<p>Gone was all memory of the dismal past.</p>
-
-<p>And then Ollie had a strange feeling. At first it seemed so peculiar
-that he couldn't figure out what it was. It started in his stomach,
-which seemed to turn over and almost tie itself into a knot. He felt a
-twinge of pain and winced almost perceptibly.</p>
-
-<p>It took him several minutes to realize what it was.</p>
-
-<p>For the first time in months, he was hungry.</p>
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-<pre>
-
-
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- By WILLIAM MORRISON
-
- [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
- Galaxy Science Fiction June 1952.
- Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
- the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
-
-
-
-
- If Ollie knew the work he was doing, he would
- have resigned--if resigning were possible!
-
-
-If there had ever been a time when Ollie Keith hadn't been hungry, it
-was so far in the past that he couldn't remember it. He was hungry now
-as he walked through the alley, his eyes shifting lusterlessly from one
-heap of rubbish to the next. He was hungry through and through, all
-one hundred and forty pounds of him, the flesh distributed so gauntly
-over his tall frame that in spots it seemed about to wear through, as
-his clothes had. That it hadn't done so in forty-two years sometimes
-struck Ollie as in the nature of a miracle.
-
-He worked for a junk collector and he was unsuccessful in his present
-job, as he had been at everything else. Ollie had followed the first
-part of the rags-to-riches formula with classic exactness. He had been
-born to rags, and then, as if that hadn't been enough, his parents had
-died, and he had been left an orphan. He should have gone to the big
-city, found a job in the rich merchant's counting house, and saved the
-pretty daughter, acquiring her and her fortune in the process.
-
-It hadn't worked out that way. In the orphanage where he had spent so
-many unhappy years, both his food and his education had been skimped.
-He had later been hired out to a farmer, but he hadn't been strong
-enough for farm labor, and he had been sent back.
-
-His life since then had followed an unhappy pattern. Lacking strength
-and skill, he had been unable to find and hold a good job. Without a
-good job, he had been unable to pay for the food and medical care, and
-for the training he would have needed to acquire strength and skill.
-Once, in the search for food and training, he had offered himself to
-the Army, but the doctors who examined him had quickly turned thumbs
-down, and the Army had rejected him with contempt. They wanted better
-human material than that.
-
-How he had managed to survive at all to the present was another
-miracle. By this time, of course, he knew, as the radio comic put it,
-that he wasn't long for this world. And to make the passage to another
-world even easier, he had taken to drink. Rot gut stilled the pangs of
-hunger even more effectively than inadequate food did. And it gave
-him the first moments of happiness, spurious though they were, that he
-could remember.
-
-Now, as he sought through the heaps of rubbish for usable rags or
-redeemable milk bottles, his eyes lighted on something unexpected.
-Right at the edge of the curb lay a small nut, species indeterminate.
-If he had his usual luck, it would turn out to be withered inside, but
-at least he could hope for the best.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He picked up the nut, banged it futilely against the ground, and then
-looked around for a rock with which to crack it. None was in sight.
-Rather fearfully, he put it in his mouth and tried to crack it between
-his teeth. His teeth were in as poor condition as the rest of him, and
-the chances were that they would crack before the nut did.
-
-The nut slipped and Ollie gurgled, threw his hands into the air and
-almost choked. Then he got it out of his windpipe and, a second later,
-breathed easily. The nut was in his stomach, still uncracked. And
-Ollie, it seemed to him, was hungrier than ever.
-
-The alley was a failure. His life had been a progression from rags to
-rags, and these last rags were inferior to the first. There were no
-milk bottles, there was no junk worth salvaging.
-
-At the end of the alley was a barber shop, and here Ollie had a great
-and unexpected stroke of luck. He found a bottle. The bottle was no
-container for milk and it wasn't empty. It was standing on a small
-table near an open window in the rear of the barber shop. Ollie found
-that he could get it by simply stretching out his long, gaunt arm for
-it, without climbing in through the window at all.
-
-He took a long swig, and then another. The liquor tasted far better
-than anything he had ever bought.
-
-When he returned the bottle to its place, it was empty.
-
-Strangely enough, despite its excellent quality, or perhaps, he
-thought, _because_ of it, the whiskey failed to have its usual effect
-on him. It left him completely sober and clear-eyed, but hungrier than
-ever.
-
-In his desperation, Ollie did something that he seldom dared to do. He
-went into a restaurant, not too good a restaurant or he would never
-have been allowed to take a seat, and ordered a meal he couldn't pay
-for.
-
-He knew what would happen, of course, after he had eaten. He would
-put on an act about having lost his money, but that wouldn't fool the
-manager for more than one second. If the man was feeling good and
-needed help, he'd let Ollie work the price out washing dishes. If he
-was a little grumpy and had all the dishwashers he needed, he'd have
-them boot the tar out of Ollie and then turn him over to the police.
-
-The soup was thick and tasty, although tasty in a way that no gourmet
-would have appreciated. The mess was food, however, and Ollie gulped it
-down gratefully. But it did nothing to satisfy his hunger. Likewise,
-the stew had every possible leftover thrown into it, and none of it
-gave Ollie any feeling of satisfaction. Even the dessert and the muddy
-coffee left him as empty as before.
-
-The waiter had been in the back room with the cook. Now Ollie saw him
-signal to the manager, and watched the manager hasten back. He closed
-his eyes. They were onto him; there was no doubt about it. For a
-moment he considered trying to get out of the front door before they
-closed in, but there was another waiter present, keeping an eye on the
-patrons, and he knew that he would never make it. He took a deep breath
-and waited for the roof to fall in on him.
-
-He heard the manager's foot-steps and opened his eyes. The manager
-said, "Uh--look, bud, about that meal you ate--"
-
-"Not bad," observed Ollie brightly.
-
-"Glad you liked it."
-
-He noticed little beads of sweat on the manager's forehead, and
-wondered what had put them there. He said, "Only trouble is, it ain't
-fillin'. I'm just as hungry as I was before."
-
-"It didn't fill you up, huh? That's too bad. I'll tell you what I'll
-do. Rather than see you go away dissatisfied, I won't charge you for
-the meal. Not a cent."
-
-Ollie blinked. This made no sense whatever. All the same, if not for
-the gnawing in his stomach, he would have picked himself up and run. As
-it was, he said, "Thanks. Guess in that case I'll have another order of
-stew. Maybe this time it'll stick to my ribs."
-
-"Not the stew," replied the manager nervously. "You had the last that
-was left. Try the roast beef."
-
-"Hmm, that's more than I was gonna spend."
-
-"No charge," said the manager. "For you, no charge at all."
-
-"Then gimme a double order. I feel starved."
-
-The double order went down the hatch, yet Ollie felt just as empty as
-ever. But he was afraid to press his luck too far, and after he had
-downed one more dessert--also without charge--he reluctantly picked
-himself up and walked out. He was too hungry to spend any more time
-wondering why he had got a free meal.
-
-In the back room of the restaurant, the manager sank weakly into a
-chair. "I was afraid he was going to insist on paying for it. Then we'd
-really have been on a spot."
-
-"Guess he was too glad to get it for free," the cook said.
-
-"Well, if anything happens to him now, it'll happen away from here."
-
-"Suppose they take a look at what's in his stomach."
-
-"He still won't be able to sue us. What did you do with the rest of
-that stew?"
-
-"It's in the garbage."
-
-"Cover it up. We don't want dead cats and dogs all over the place.
-And next time you reach for the salt, make sure there isn't an insect
-powder label on it."
-
-"It was an accident; it could happen to anybody," said the cook
-philosophically. "You know, maybe we shouldn't have let that guy go
-away. Maybe we ought to have sent him to a doctor."
-
-"And pay his bills? Don't be a sap. From now on, he's on his own.
-Whatever happens to him, we don't know anything about it. We never saw
-him before."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The only thing that was happening to Ollie was that he was getting
-hungrier and hungrier. He had, in fact, never before been so ravenous.
-He felt as if he hadn't eaten in years.
-
-He had met with two strokes of luck--the accessible bottle and the
-incredibly generous manager. They had left him just as hungry and
-thirsty as before. Now he encountered a third gift of fortune. On the
-plate glass window of a restaurant was the flamboyant announcement:
-EATING CONTEST TONIGHT AT MONTE'S RESTAURANT! FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP
-OF THE WORLD! ENTRIES BEING TAKEN NOW! NO CHARGE IF YOU EAT ENOUGH FOR
-AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE.
-
-Ollie's face brightened. The way he felt, he could have eaten enough
-for a hundred. The fact that the contestants, as he saw upon reading
-further, would be limited to hard-boiled eggs made no difference to
-him. For once he would have a chance to eat everything he could get
-down his yawning gullet.
-
-That night it was clear that neither the judges nor the audience
-thought much of Ollie as an eater. Hungry he undoubtedly was, but it
-was obvious that his stomach had shrunk from years of disuse, and
-besides, he didn't have the build of a born eater. He was long and
-skinny, whereas the other contestants seemed almost as broad and wide
-as they were tall. In gaining weight, as in so many other things, the
-motto seemed to be that those who already had would get more. Ollie
-had too little to start with.
-
-In order to keep the contest from developing an anticlimax, they
-started with Ollie, believing that he would be lucky if he ate ten eggs.
-
-Ollie was so ravenous that he found it difficult to control himself,
-and he made a bad impression by gulping the first egg as fast as he
-could. A real eater would have let the egg slide down rapidly yet
-gently, without making an obvious effort. This uncontrolled, amateur
-speed, thought the judges, could only lead to a stomachache.
-
-Ollie devoured the second egg, the third, the fourth, and the rest of
-his allotted ten. At that point, one of the judges asked, "How do you
-feel?"
-
-"Hungry."
-
-"Stomach hurt?"
-
-"Only from hunger. It feels like it got nothin' in it. Somehow, them
-eggs don't fill me up."
-
-Somebody in the audience laughed. The judges exchanged glances and
-ordered more eggs brought on. From the crowd of watchers, cries of
-encouragement came to Ollie. At this stage, there was still nobody who
-thought that he had a chance.
-
-Ollie proceeded to go through twenty eggs, forty, sixty, a hundred. By
-that time, the judges and the crowd were in a state of unprecedented
-excitement.
-
-Again a judge demanded, "How do you feel?"
-
-"Still hungry. They don't fill me up at all."
-
-"But those are large eggs. Do you know how much a hundred of them
-weigh? Over fifteen pounds!"
-
-"I don't care how much they weigh. I'm still hungry."
-
-"Do you mind if we weigh you?"
-
-"So long as you don't stop givin' me eggs, okay."
-
-They brought out a scale and Ollie stepped on it. He weighed one
-hundred and thirty-nine pounds, on the nose.
-
-Then he started eating eggs again. At the end of his second hundred,
-they weighed him once more. Ollie weighed one hundred thirty-eight and
-three-quarters.
-
-The judges stared at each other and then at Ollie. For a moment the
-entire audience sat in awed silence, as if watching a miracle. Then the
-mood of awe passed.
-
-One of the judges said wisely, "He palms them and slips them to a
-confederate."
-
-"Out here on the stage?" demanded another judge. "Where's his
-confederate? Besides, you can see for yourself that he eats them. You
-can watch them going down his throat."
-
-"But that's impossible. If they really went down his throat, he'd gain
-weight."
-
-"I don't know how he does it," admitted the other. "But he does."
-
-"The man is a freak. Let's get some doctors over here."
-
-Ollie ate another hundred and forty-three eggs, and then had to stop
-because the restaurant ran out of them. The other contestants never
-even had a chance to get started.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When the doctor came and they told him the story, his first impulse
-seemed to be to grin. He knew a practical joke when he heard one. But
-they put Ollie on the scales--by this time he weighed only a hundred
-thirty-eight and a quarter pounds--and fed him a two pound loaf of
-bread. Then they weighed him again.
-
-He was an even one hundred and thirty-eight.
-
-"At this rate, he'll starve to death," said the doctor, who opened his
-little black bag and proceeded to give Ollie a thorough examination.
-
-Ollie was very unhappy about it because it interfered with his eating,
-and he felt more hungry than ever. But they promised to feed him
-afterward and, more or less unwillingly, he submitted.
-
-"Bad teeth, enlarged heart, lesion on each lung, flat feet, hernia,
-displaced vertebrae--you name it and he has it," said the doctor.
-"Where the devil did he come from?"
-
-Ollie was working on an order of roast beef and was too busy to reply.
-
-Somebody said, "He's a rag-picker. I've seen him around."
-
-"When did he start this eating spree?"
-
-With stuffed mouth, Ollie mumbled, "Today."
-
-"Today, eh? What happened today that makes you able to eat so much?"
-
-"I just feel hungry."
-
-"I can see that. Look, how about going over to the hospital so we can
-really examine you?"
-
-"No, sir," said Ollie. "You ain't pokin' no needles into me."
-
-"No needles," agreed the doctor hastily. If there was no other way to
-get blood samples, they could always drug him with morphine and he'd
-never know what had happened. "We'll just look at you. And we'll feed
-you all you can eat."
-
-"All I can eat? It's a deal!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-The humor was crude, but it put the point across--the photographer
-assigned to the contest had snapped a picture of Ollie in the middle of
-gulping two eggs. One was traveling down his gullet, causing a lump in
-his throat, and the other was being stuffed into his mouth at the same
-time. The caption writer had entitled the shot: THE MAN WHO BROKE
-THE ICEBOX AT MONTE'S, and the column alongside was headed, Eats
-Three Hundred and Forty-three Eggs. "I'm Hungry!" He Says.
-
-Zolto put the paper down. "This is the one," he said to his wife.
-"There can be no doubt that this person has found it."
-
-"I knew it was no longer in the alley," said Pojim. Ordinarily a comely
-female, she was now deep in thought, and succeeded in looking beautiful
-and pensive at the same time. "How are we to get it back without
-exciting unwelcome attention?"
-
-"Frankly," said Zolto, "I don't know. But we'd better think of a way.
-He must have mistaken it for a nut and swallowed it. Undoubtedly the
-hospital attendants will take X-rays of him and discover it."
-
-"They won't know what it is."
-
-"They will operate to remove it, and then they will find out."
-
-Pojim nodded. "What I don't understand," she said, "is why it had this
-effect. When we lost it, it was locked."
-
-"He must have opened it by accident. Some of these creatures, I have
-noticed, have a habit of trying to crack nuts with their teeth. He must
-have bitten on the proper switch."
-
-"The one for inanimate matter? I think, Zolto, that you're right. The
-stomach contents are collapsed and passed into our universe through
-the transfer. But the stomach itself, being part of a living creature,
-cannot pass through the same switch. And the poor creature continually
-loses weight because of metabolism. Especially, of course, when he
-eats."
-
-"Poor creature, you call him? You're too soft-hearted, Pojim. What do
-you think we'll be if we don't get the transfer back?"
-
-He hunched up his shoulders and laughed.
-
-Pojim said, "Control yourself, Zolto. When you laugh, you don't look
-human, and you certainly don't sound it."
-
-"What difference does it make? We're alone."
-
-"You can never tell when we'll be overheard."
-
-"Don't change the subject. What are we supposed to do about the
-transfer?"
-
-"We'll think of a way," said Pojim, but he could see she was worried.
-
- * * * * *
-
-In the hospital, they had put Ollie into a bed. They had wanted a nurse
-to bathe him, but he had objected violently to this indignity, and
-finally they had sent in a male orderly to do the job. Now, bathed,
-shaven and wearing a silly little nightgown that made him ashamed to
-look at himself, he was lying in bed, slowly starving to death.
-
-A dozen empty plates, the remains of assorted specialties of the
-hospital, filled with vitamins and other good things, lay around him.
-Everything had tasted fine while going down, but nothing seemed to have
-stuck to him.
-
-All he could do was brood about the puzzled and anxious looks on the
-doctors' faces when they examined him.
-
-The attack came without warning. One moment Ollie was lying there
-unhappily, suffering hunger pangs, and the next moment somebody had
-punched him in the stomach. The shock made him start and then look
-down. But there was nobody near him. The doctors had left him alone
-while they looked up articles in textbooks and argued with each other.
-
-He felt another punch, and then another and another. He yelled in
-fright and pain.
-
-After five minutes, a nurse looked in and asked casually, "Did you
-call?"
-
-"My stomach!" groaned Ollie. "Somebody's hittin' me in my stomach!"
-
-"It's a tummyache," she said with a cheerful smile. "It should teach
-you not to wolf your food."
-
-Then she caught a glimpse of his stomach, from which Ollie, in his
-agony, had cast off the sheet, and she gulped. It was swollen like a
-watermelon--or, rather, like a watermelon with great warts. Lumps stuck
-out all over it.
-
-She rushed out, calling, "Doctor Manson! Doctor Manson!"
-
-When she returned with two doctors, Ollie was in such acute misery that
-he didn't even notice them. One doctor said, "Well, I'll be damned!"
-and began tapping the swollen stomach.
-
-The other doctor demanded, "When did this happen?"
-
-"Right now, I guess," replied the nurse. "Just a few minutes ago his
-stomach was as flat as the way it was when you saw it."
-
-"We'd better give him a shot of morphine to put him out of his pain,"
-said the first doctor, "and then we'll X-ray him."
-
-Ollie was in a semi-coma as they lifted him off his bed and wheeled him
-into the X-ray room. He didn't hear a word of the ensuing discussion
-about the photographs, although the doctors talked freely in front of
-him--freely and profanely.
-
-It was Dr. Manson who demanded, "What in God's name are those things,
-anyway?"
-
-"They look like pineapples and grapefruit," replied the bewildered
-X-ray specialist.
-
-"Square-edged pineapples? Grapefruit with one end pointed?"
-
-"I didn't say that's what they are," returned the other defensively. "I
-said that's what they look like. The grapefruit could be eggplant," he
-added in confusion.
-
-"Eggplant, my foot. How the devil did they get into his stomach,
-anyway? He's been eating like a pig, but even a pig couldn't have
-gotten those things down its throat."
-
-"Wake him up and ask him."
-
-"He doesn't know any more than we do," said the nurse. "He told me that
-it felt as if somebody was hitting him in the stomach. That's all he'd
-be able to tell us."
-
-"He's got the damnedest stomach I ever heard of," marveled Dr. Manson.
-"Let's open it up and take a look at it from the inside."
-
-"We'll have to get his consent," said the specialist nervously. "I know
-it would be interesting, but we can't cut into him unless he's willing."
-
-"It would be for his own good. We'd get that unsliced fruit salad out
-of him." Dr. Manson stared at the X-ray plates again. "Pineapples,
-grapefruit, something that looks like a banana with a small bush on
-top. Assorted large round objects. And what looks like a nut. A small
-nut."
-
-If Ollie had been aware, he might have told Dr. Manson that the nut
-was the kernel of the trouble. As it was, all he could do was groan.
-
-"He's coming to," said the nurse.
-
-"Good," asserted Dr. Manson. "Get a release, Nurse, and the minute he's
-capable of following directions, have him sign it."
-
- * * * * *
-
-In the corridor outside, two white-clad interns stopped at the door of
-Ollie's room and listened. They could not properly have been described
-as man and woman, but at any rate one was male and the other female. If
-you didn't look at them too closely, they seemed to be human, which, of
-course, was what they wanted you to think.
-
-"Just as I said," observed Zolto. "They intend to operate. And their
-attention has already been drawn to the nut."
-
-"We can stop them by violence, if necessary. But I abhor violence."
-
-"I know, dear," Zolto said thoughtfully. "What has happened is clear
-enough. He kept sending all that food through, and our people analyzed
-it and discovered what it was. They must have been surprised to
-discover no message from us, but after a while they arrived at the
-conclusion that we needed some of our own food and they sent it to us.
-It's a good thing that they didn't send more of it at one time."
-
-"The poor man must be in agony as it is."
-
-"Never mind the poor man. Think of our own situation."
-
-"But don't you see, Zolto? His digestive juices can't dissolve such
-unfamiliar chemical constituents, and his stomach must be greatly
-irritated."
-
-She broke off for a moment as the nurse came past them, giving them
-only a casual glance. The X-ray specialist followed shortly, his face
-reflecting the bewilderment he felt as a result of studying the plate
-he was holding.
-
-"That leaves only Dr. Manson with him," said Zolto. "Pojim, I have a
-plan. Do you have any of those pandigestive tablets with you?"
-
-"I always carry them. I never know when in this world I'll run into
-something my stomach can't handle."
-
-"Fine." Zolto stepped back from the doorway, cleared his throat, and
-began to yell, "Calling Dr. Manson! Dr. Manson, report to surgery!"
-
-"You've been seeing too many of their movies," said Pojim.
-
-But Zolto's trick worked. They heard Dr. Manson mutter, "Damn!" and saw
-him rush into the corridor. He passed them without even noticing that
-they were there.
-
-"We have him to ourselves," said Zolto. "Quick, the tablets."
-
-They stepped into the room, where Zolto passed a small inhalator back
-and forth under Ollie's nose. Ollie jerked away from it, and his eyes
-opened.
-
-"Take this," said Pojim, with a persuasive smile. "It will ease your
-pain." And she put two tablets into Ollie's surprised mouth.
-
-Automatically, Ollie swallowed and the tablets sped down to meet the
-collection in his stomach. Pojim gave him another smile, and then she
-and Zolto were out of the room.
-
-To Ollie, things seemed to be happening in more and more bewildering
-fashion. No sooner had these strange doctors left than Dr. Manson came
-rushing back, cursing, in a way that would have shocked Hippocrates,
-the unknown idiot who had summoned him to surgery. Then the nurse
-came in, with a paper. Ollie gathered that he was being asked to sign
-something.
-
-He shook his head vigorously. "Not me. I don't sign _nothin'_, sister."
-
-"It's a matter of life and death. Your own life and death. We have to
-get those things out of your stomach."
-
-"No, sir, you're not cuttin' me open."
-
-Dr. Manson gritted his teeth in frustration. "You don't feel so much
-pain now because of the morphine I gave you. But it's going to wear off
-in a few minutes and then you'll be in agony again. You'll have to let
-us operate."
-
-"No, sir," repeated Ollie stubbornly. "You're not cuttin' me open."
-
-And then he almost leaped from his bed. His already distended stomach
-seemed to swell outward, and before the astonished eyes of doctor and
-nurse, a strange new bump appeared.
-
-"Help!" yelled Ollie.
-
-"That's exactly what we're trying to do," said Dr. Manson angrily.
-"Only you won't let us. Now sign that paper, man, and stop your
-nonsense."
-
-Ollie groaned and signed. The next moment he was being rushed into the
-operating room.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The morphine was wearing off rapidly, and he lay, still groaning, on
-the table. From the ceiling, bright lights beat down upon him. Near his
-head the anesthetist stood with his cone of sleep poised in readiness.
-At one side a happy Dr. Manson was slipping rubber gloves on his
-antiseptic hands, while the attentive nurses and assistants waited.
-
-Two interns were standing near the doorway. One of them, Zolto, said
-softly, "We may have to use violence after all. They must not find it."
-
-"I should have given him a third tablet," said Pojim, the other intern,
-regretfully. "Who would have suspected that the action would be so
-slow?"
-
-They fell silent. Zolto slipped a hand into his pocket and grasped the
-weapon, the one he had hoped he wouldn't have to use.
-
-Dr. Manson nodded curtly and said, "Anesthetic."
-
-And then, as the anesthetist bent forward, it happened. Ollie's
-uncovered stomach, lying there in wait for the knife, seemed to heave
-and boil. Ollie shrieked and, as the assembled medicos watched in dazed
-fascination, the knobs and bumps smoothed out. The whole stomach began
-to shrink, like a cake falling in when some one has slammed the oven
-door. The pandigestive tablets had finally acted.
-
-Ollie sat up. He forgot that he was wearing the skimpy and shameless
-nightgown, forgot, too, that he had a roomful of spectators. He pushed
-away the anesthetist who tried to stop him.
-
-"I feel fine," he said.
-
-"Lie down," ordered Dr. Manson sternly. "We're going to operate and
-find out what's wrong with you."
-
-"You're not cuttin' into me," said Ollie. He swung his feet to
-the floor and stood up. "There ain't nothin' wrong with me. I feel
-wonderful. For the first time in my life I ain't hungry, and I'm
-spoilin' for trouble. Don't nobody try to stop me."
-
-He started to march across the floor, pushing his way through the
-protesting doctors.
-
-"This way," said one of the interns near the door. "We'll get your
-clothes." Ollie looked at her in suspicion, but she went on, "Remember?
-I'm the one who gave you the tablets to make the pain go away."
-
-"They sure worked," said Ollie happily, and allowed himself to be led
-along.
-
-He heard the uproar behind him, but he paid no attention. Whatever
-they wanted, he was getting out of here, fast. There might have been
-trouble, but at a critical point the public address system swung into
-operation, thanks to the foresight of his intern friends, who had
-rigged up a special portable attachment to the microphone. It started
-calling Dr. Manson, calling Dr. Kolanyi, calling Dr. Pumber, and all
-the others.
-
-In the confusion, Ollie escaped and found himself, for the first time
-in his life, a passenger in a taxicab. With him were the two friendly
-interns, no longer in white.
-
-"Just in case any more of those lumps appear in your stomach," said
-the female, "you'd better take another couple of tablets."
-
-She was so persuasive that Ollie put up only token resistance. The
-tablets went down his stomach, and then he settled back to enjoy the
-cab ride. It was only later that he wondered where they were taking
-him. By that time, he was too sleepy to wonder very much.
-
-With the aid of the first two tablets, he had digested the equivalent
-of a tremendous meal. The blood coursed merrily in his veins and
-arteries, and he had a warm sensation of well-being.
-
-As the taxi sped along, his eyes closed.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"You transmitted the message in one of the latter tablets?" asked Zolto
-in their native tongue.
-
-"I have explained all that has happened," replied his wife. "They will
-stop sending food and wait for other directives."
-
-"Good. Now we'll have to get the transfer out of him as soon as
-possible. We ourselves can operate and he will never be the wiser."
-
-"I wonder," said Pojim. "Once we have the transfer, it will only be a
-nuisance to us. We'll have to guard it carefully and be in continual
-fear of losing it. Perhaps it would be more sensible to leave it inside
-him."
-
-"Inside him? Pojim, my sweet, have you taken leave of your senses?"
-
-"Not at all. It is easier to guard a man than a tiny object. I took
-a look at one of the X-ray plates, and it is clear that the transfer
-switch has adhered to his stomach. It will remain there indefinitely.
-Suppose we focus a transpositor on that stomach of his. Then, as
-the objects we want arrive from our own universe in their collapsed
-condition, we can transpose them into our laboratory, enlarge them, and
-send them off to Aldebaran, where they are needed."
-
-"But suppose that he and that stomach of his move around!"
-
-"He will stay in one place if we treat him well. Don't you see, Zolto?
-He is a creature who has always lacked food. We shall supply him such
-food as his own kind have never dreamed of, complete with pandigestion
-fluid. At the same time, we shall set him to doing light work in order
-to keep him busy. Much of his task will involve studying and improving
-himself. And at night we shall receive the things we need from our own
-universe."
-
-"And when we have enough to supply the colony on Aldebaran II?"
-
-"Then it will be time enough to remove the transfer switch."
-
-Zolto laughed. It was a laugh that would have been curiously out of
-place in a human being, and if the taxi driver hadn't been so busy
-steering his way through traffic, he would have turned around to look.
-Pojim sensed the danger, and held up a warning finger.
-
-Zolto subsided. "You have remarkable ideas, my wife. Still, I see no
-reason why this should not work. Let us try it."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Ollie awoke to a new life. He was feeling better than he had ever
-felt in his entire miserable existence. The two interns who had come
-along with him had been transformed magically into a kindly lady and
-gentleman, who wished to hire him to do easy work at an excellent
-salary. Ollie let himself be hired.
-
-He had his choice of things to eat now, but, strangely enough, he no
-longer had his old hunger. It was as if he were being fed from some
-hidden source, and he ate, one might almost have said, for the looks of
-it. The little he did consume, however, seemed to go a long way.
-
-He gained weight, his muscles hardened, his old teeth fell out and new
-ones appeared. He himself was astonished at this latter phenomenon, but
-after his previous experience at the hospital, he kept his astonishment
-to himself. The spots on his lungs disappeared, his spine straightened.
-After a time he reached a weight of a hundred and ninety pounds, and
-his eyes were bright and clear. At night he slept the sleep of the
-just--or the drugged.
-
-At first he was happy. But after several months, there came a feeling
-of boredom. He sought out Mr. and Mrs. Zolto, and said, "I'm sorry, I
-can't stay here any longer."
-
-"Why?" asked the lady.
-
-"There's no room here, ma'am, for advancement," he said, almost
-apologetically. "I've been studyin' and I got ideas about things I can
-do. All sorts of ideas."
-
-Pojim and Zolto, who had planted the ideas, nodded solemnly.
-
-Pojim said, "We're glad to hear that, Ollie. The fact is that we
-ourselves had decided to move to--to a warmer climate, some distance
-away from here. We were wondering how you'd get along without us."
-
-"Don't you worry about me. I'll do fine."
-
-"Well, that's splendid. But it would be convenient to us if you could
-wait till tomorrow. We'd like to give you something to remember us by."
-
-"I'll be glad to wait, ma'am."
-
-That night Ollie had a strange nightmare. He dreamed that he was on
-the operating table again, and that the doctors and nurses were once
-more closing in on him. He opened his mouth to scream, but no sound
-came out. And then the two interns were there, once more wearing their
-uniforms.
-
-The female said, "It's all right. It's perfectly all right. We're just
-removing the transfer switch. In the morning you won't even remember
-what happened."
-
-And, in fact, in the morning he didn't. He had only a vague feeling
-that something _had_ happened.
-
-They shook hands with him and they gave him a very fine letter of
-reference, in case he tried to get another job, and Mrs. Zolto
-presented him with an envelope in which there were several bills whose
-size later made his eyes almost pop out of his head.
-
-He walked down the street as if it belonged to him, or were going to.
-Gone was the slouch, gone the bleariness of the eyes, gone the hangdog
-look.
-
-Gone was all memory of the dismal past.
-
-And then Ollie had a strange feeling. At first it seemed so peculiar
-that he couldn't figure out what it was. It started in his stomach,
-which seemed to turn over and almost tie itself into a knot. He felt a
-twinge of pain and winced almost perceptibly.
-
-It took him several minutes to realize what it was.
-
-For the first time in months, he was hungry.
-
-
-
-
-
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