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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Fanny's First Novel, by Frank Frankfort Moore
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-FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL
-
-By Frank Frankfort Moore.
-
-Author of “The Jessamy Bride,” “A Nest of Linnets,” “I Forbid the
-'Banns,” Etc.
-
-London: Hutchinson & Co. Paternoster Row, E. C.
-
-1913
-
-
-[Illustration: 0001]
-
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-
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-
-FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-|INDEED, I am not quite assured in my mind that the influence of Mr.
-Garrick upon such a family as ours is healthy,” said Mrs. Burney, when
-the breakfast cups had been removed and the maid had left the room
-in the little house in St. Martin's Street, off Leicester Fields. Dr.
-Burney, the music-master, had not to hurry away this day: his first
-lesson did not begin until noon; it was to be given at the mansion of
-Mr. Thrale, the brewer, at Streatham, and the carriage was not to
-call for him for another hour. He was glancing at the _Advertiser_ in
-unaccustomed indolence, but when his wife had spoken he glanced up from
-the paper and an expression of amused surprise was upon his face. His
-daughter Fanny glanced up from the work-basket which her mother had
-placed ready for her the moment that the breakfast-table had been
-cleared, and the expression upon little Miss Burney's face was one that
-had something of fright in it. She was too short-sighted to see the wink
-which her brother James, lieutenant in His Majesty's navy, gave her, for
-their stepmother had her back turned to him. But Mrs. Burney, without
-seeing him, knew that, as he himself would phrase it, he had tipped
-Fanny a wink. She turned quickly round upon him, and if she had
-previously any doubt on this point, it was at once dispelled by the
-solemnity of his face.
-
-Dr. Burney gave a laugh.
-
-“The influence of Mr. Garrick is like that of the air we breathe,” said
-he. “It is not to be resisted by the age we live in, leaving family
-matters out of the question altogether: the Burney family must inhale
-as much of the spirit of Mr. Garrick as the rest of the town-they cannot
-help themselves, _ces pauvres Burneys!_ they cannot live without Mr.
-Garrick.”
-
-Mrs. Burney shook her head solemnly; so did Lieutenant James Burney, for
-he had all his life been under the influence of Mr. Garrick, when the
-atmosphere brought by Mr. Garrick was one of comedy.
-
-“My meaning is that Mr. Garrick is not content to allow simple people
-such as ourselves to live as simple people,” said Mrs. Burney. “I
-protest that I have felt it: the moment he enters our house we seem to
-be in a new world-whatsoever world it is his whim to carry us to.”
-
-“That is the truth, my dear-he can do what he pleases with us and with
-all the thousands who have flocked to his playhouse since his Goodman's
-Fields days--he has made a fortune as a courier; transporting people
-to another world for an hour or two every night--a world that is less
-humdrum than this in which four beats go to every bar and every crotchet
-goes to a beat! Dear soul! he has made our hearts beat at times beyond
-all computation of time and space.”
-
-“You will herring-bone the edges neatly, Fanny: I noticed some lack of
-neatness in the last of the napery that left your hand, my dear,” said
-Mrs. Burney, bending over her stepdaughter at her work-basket; and,
-indeed, it seemed that the caution was not unnecessary, for Fanny's eyes
-were gleaming and she was handling her work with as great indifference
-(for the moment) as though she esteemed plain sewing something of
-drudgery rather than a delight. And now, having administered her timely
-caution, the good lady turned to her husband, saying:
-
-“To my mind what you have claimed for Mr. Garrick but adds emphasis to
-my contention that his visits have a disturbing influence upon a homely
-family, taking them out of themselves, so to speak, and transporting
-them far beyond the useful work of their daily life. I have noticed with
-pain for some time past that Fanny's heart has not been in her work:
-her cross-stitch has been wellnigh slovenly, and her herring-boning has
-really been indifferent--I say it with sorrow; but dear Fanny is too
-good a girl to take offence at my strictures, which she knows are honest
-and meant for her good.”
-
-“Madam,” said Lieutenant Burney, “I pray you to give me leave to bear
-you out; but at the same time to make excuses for Fan. I must do so in
-justice to her, for the blame rests with me so far as the herring-boning
-is concerned. I confess, with tears in my eyes, that 'twas I who
-provided her with the last models for her herring-boning; and 'twas
-surely some demon in my breast that prompted me to substitute the
-skeleton of one of the South Sea fishes which I hooked when becalmed
-with Captain Cook within sight of Otaheite, for the true herring whose
-backbone is a model of regularity to be followed by all workers with the
-needle, when deprived of the flesh, which is the staple fare of hundreds
-of honest families and, while nourishing them amply, prevents their
-thoughts from carrying them beyond the region pervaded by the smell of
-their cooking.”
-
-“That were a wide enough area upon occasions for the most ambitious of
-thinkers,” said Dr. Burney, controlling his features, seeing that his
-wife took the ward-room humour of his son with dreadful seriousness.
-He made a sign to James to go no further--but James had gone round the
-world once, and he was not to be checked in a humbler excursion.
-
-“Yes, madam, 'tis my duty to confess that Fanny's model was the
-flying-fish, and not the simple Channel herring, hence the failure to
-achieve the beautiful regularity of design which exists in the backbone
-of the latter from the figurehead to the stern, larboard sloping in one
-direction and starboard in the other. If anyone be culpable 'tis myself,
-not Fanny; but I throw myself on your mercy, and only implore that the
-herring-boning of my sister will not result in a whaling for me.”
-
-Mrs. Burney looked seriously from her brother to Fanny, and getting no
-cue from either, began:
-
-“'Tis indeed honourable for you to endeavour by your confession to
-excuse the fault of your sister, James-----”
-
-“The traditions of the service, madam----” began the lieutenant, laying
-his hand on his heart; but he got no further, for Fanny could restrain
-herself no longer; she burst into a laugh and dropped her work, and her
-father rose, holding up his hand.
-
-“The jest has gone far enough, James,” he said. “We sleep in beds in
-this house and do not swing in hammocks. Keep your deep-sea jests until
-you are out of soundings, if it please you.”
-
-“I ask your pardon, sir,” said James; “but i' faith there's many a
-true word said in jest; and it seems to me that there's a moral in the
-parable of the young woman who took the flying-fish of the South Seas
-for her model rather than the herring of the three-fathom coast-line of
-the Channel; and that moral touches close upon the complaint made by our
-good mother against Mr. Garrick.”
-
-“Let it be so,” said Mrs. Burney, who was a clever enough woman to
-perceive that it would be unwise to make a grievance of the impudence
-of a young naval gentleman. “Let it be so; let it be that we are
-simple, homely, wholesome herrings, we are none the better for such a
-flying-fish as Mr. Garrick coming among us, giving us, it may be, the
-notion that our poor fins are wings, and so urging us to make fools of
-ourselves by emulating the eagle. The moral of your fable is that we
-should keep to our own element--is not that so, sir?”
-
-“I' faith, madam, I am not sure but that 'tis so, and I haul down my
-colours to you, and feel no dishonour in the act,” cried James. “Lord,
-where should we all be to-day if it were not for the good women who
-hold fast to the old traditions of the distaff and needle? They are the
-women who do more for the happiness of men than all who pass their time
-dipping quills in ink-horns or daubing paint upon good canvas that might
-with luck be hung from a stunsail boom and add another knot to the log
-of a frigate of seventy-two! Is there anyone who dines at the table of
-Sir Joshua Reynolds round the corner that does not wish with all his
-heart that his sister would sell her palette and buy a wine-glass or two
-with the proceeds? Why, when we went to dinner at Sir Joshua's yesterday
-there were not enough glasses to go round the table.”
-
-“There never are--that is well known,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-“Nay, nay; let us take to ourselves the reproof of Dr. Johnson to Mr.
-Boswell when he complained, loud enough almost for Sir Joshua himself to
-hear him, about the scarcity of service. 'Sir,' said Dr. Johnson, 'some
-who have the privilege of sitting at this table, and you are one of
-them, sir, will be wiser if they keep their ears open and their mouths
-shut than they would if they had the means of drinking all that you are
-longing to drink.'”
-
-“Mr. Boswell, in spite of the reproof, contrived to lurch from the table
-with more wine than wisdom 'tween decks,” remarked James.
-
-“He must have found a wine-glass,” said Miss Susy Burney, who had been
-quite silent but quite attentive to every word that had been spoken
-since breakfast-time.
-
-“And so the honour of Mrs. Reynolds's housekeeping is saved,” said Dr.
-Burney.
-
-“Nay, sir, is not Mr. Boswell a Scotsman?” cried the irrepressible
-James.
-
-“That is his lifelong sorrow, since he fancies it to be an insuperable
-barrier between his idol, Dr. Johnson, and himself,” replied his father.
-“But how does his Scotsmanship bear upon the wine-glass question?”
-
-“Ah, sir, without being versed in the subtleties of theology I make bold
-to think that Father Adam did not suffer hunger until knives and forks
-were invented,” said James. “Your drouthy Scot will drink straight from
-the bottle if no beaker be at hand. Oh, why was not Mr. Garrick at Sir
-Joshua's to rouse our spirits by his imitation of Mr. Boswell seeking
-for a wine-glass--and after?”
-
-“Mr. Boswell is too trivial a subject for Davy: I have seen him take off
-Dr. Johnson mixing a bowl of punch until I was like to die of laughter.
-I protest that when he came to the squeezing of the imaginary lemon,
-while he cried out in the Doctor's broadest Lichfield, 'Who's for
-poonch?' I could smell the acid juice,” said Dr. Burney, and he laughed
-at the recollection of Garrick's fooling.
-
-The naval man gave a resounding nautical smack to his thigh.
-
-“That is what 'tis to be a sailor,” he cried. “I have had no chance of
-seeing Mr. Garrick at his best. I should dearly like to hear him take
-off Mr. Boswell when three sheets in the wind. Why was he not with us
-yesterday?”
-
-“Mr. Garrick himself has had a drinking bout on. He has been at the
-Wells for the past fortnight,” said his father.
-
-“_Ecce signum!_” came a doleful voice from the door, and a little man
-slowly put round the jamb a face bearing such an expression of
-piteous nausea as caused everyone in the room--not even excepting Mrs.
-Burney--to roar with laughter--uncontrollable laughter.
-
-Then the expression on the little man's face changed to one of surprised
-indignation. He crept into the room and looked at every person therein
-with a different expression on his face for each--a variation of his
-original expression of disgust and disappointment mingled with doleful
-reproof. It seemed as if it was not a single person who had entered the
-room, but half a dozen persons--a whole doleful and disappointed family
-coming upon an unsympathetic crew convulsed with hilarity.
-
-And then he shook his head sadly.
-
-“And these are the people who have just heard that I have been taking
-the nauseous waters of Tunbridge Wells for a whole fortnight,” and there
-was a break in his voice. “Oh, Friendship, art thou but a name? Oh,
-Sympathy, art thou but a mask? Is the world of sentiment nothing more
-than a world of shadows? Have all the sweet springs of compassion dried
-up, leaving us nothing but the cataracts of chalybeate to nauseate the
-palate?”
-
-He looked round once more, and putting the tips of his fingers together,
-glanced sadly up to the ceiling, then sighed and turned as if to leave
-the room.
-
-“Nay, sir,” cried Dr. Burney, “I do not believe that the chalybeate
-cataracts still flow: 'tis my firm belief, from the expression of your
-face, that you have swallowed the whole spring--the Wells of Tunbridge
-must have been dried up by you before you left--your face betrays you.
-I vow that so chalybeate an expression could not be attained by lesser
-means.”
-
-“Sir, you do me honour, and you have a larger faith in me than my own
-physician,” said the little man, brightening up somewhat. “Would you
-believe that he had the effrontery to accuse me of shirking the hourly
-pailful that he prescribed for me?”
-
-“He had not seen you as we have, Mr. Garrick,” said Dr. Burney.
-
-“He accused me of spending my days making matches and making mischief
-in the Assembly Rooms and only taking the waters by sips--me, sir, that
-have so vivid a memory of Mr. Pope's immortal lines:
-
- A little sipping is a dangerous tiling,
-
- Drink deep or taste not the chalybeate spring!”
-
-“You were traduced, my friend--but tell us of the matches and the
-mischief and we shall be the more firmly convinced of your integrity.”
-
-“Nay, sir; I give you my word that 'twas but the simplest of
-matches--not by any means of the sort that yonder desperado fresh
-from the South Seas applies to the touch-hole of one of his horrible
-ten-pounders when the enemy's frigate has to be sunk--nay, a simple
-little match with no more powder for it to burn than may be found on
-the wig of a gentleman of fifty-two and on the face of a lady of
-forty-five--the one a gay bachelor, t'other a ripe widow--' made for one
-another,' said I; and where was the mischief in that? And if I ventured
-to broach the subject of the appropriateness of the union of the twain,
-and to boast under the inspiring influence of the chalybeate spring that
-I could bring it about, is there anyone that will hint that I was not
-acting out of pure good nature and a desire to make two worthy folk
-happy--as happy as marriage can make any two-----”
-
-“Give us their names, sir, and let us judge on that basis,” said Dr.
-Bumey.
-
-“I have no desire to withhold them, my dear Doctor; for I want you to
-back me up, and I am sure that--oh, Lord! here comes the man himself.
-For the love of heaven, back me up, Doctor, and all will be well.”
-
-“Nay, I will not be dragged by the hair of the head into any of your
-plots, my friend,” cried Burney. “Nay, not I. I have some reputation to
-maintain, good friend Garrick; you must play alone the part of Puck that
-you have chosen for yourself this many a year. Think not that you will
-induce me to study the character under you, and so thus-----”
-
-The manservant threw open the door of the room, announcing:
-
-“Mr. Kendal to wait upon you, sir.”
-
-But by the time a small and rather rotund gentleman had been ushered
-into the room, Mr. Garrick was apparently engaged in an animated
-conversation with Miss Burney on the subject of the table-cover at which
-she was working.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-|THE visitor walked with the short strut of the man who at least does
-not underrate his own importance in the world. But he suggested just
-at the moment the man who is extremely nervous lest he may not appear
-perfectly selfpossessed. There was an air of bustle about him as he
-strutted into the room, saying:
-
-“Dr. Burney, I am your servant, sir. I have done myself the honour to
-visit you on a rather important piece of business.”
-
-“Sir, you have conferred honour upon me,” said Dr. Burney.
-
-Then the gentleman seemed to become aware for the first time that there
-were other people in the room; but it was with an air of reluctance that
-he felt called on to greet the others.
-
-“Mrs. Burney, I think,” he said, bowing to that lady, “and her estimable
-family, I doubt not. Have I not had the privilege of meeting Mrs. Burney
-at the house of--of my friend--my esteemed friend, Mrs. Barlowe? And
-this gentleman of the Fleet--ha, to be sure I have heard that there was
-a Lieutenant Burney of the Navy! And--gracious heavens! Mr. Garrick!”
-
-Mr. Garrick had revealed himself from the recesses of Miss Burney's
-work-basket. He, at any rate, was sufficiently self-possessed to pretend
-to be vastly surprised. He raised both his hands, crying:
-
-“Is it possible that this is Mr. Kendal? But surely I left you at the
-Wells no later than--now was it not the night before last? You were the
-cynosure of the Assembly Rooms, sir, if I may make bold to say so. But
-I could not look for you to pay attention to a poor actor when you were
-receiving the attentions of the young, and, may I add without offence,
-the fair? But no, sir; you will not find that I am the one to tell tales
-out of school, though I doubt not you have received the congratulations
-of----”
-
-“There you go, sir, just the same as the rest of them!” cried the
-visitor. “Congratulations! felicitations! smiles of deep meaning
-from the ladies, digs in the ribs with suggestive winks from the
-gentlemen--people whose names I could not recall--whom I'll swear I had
-never spoken to in my life--that is why I left the Wells as hastily as
-if a tipstaff had been after me--that is why I am here this morning,
-after posting every inch of the way, to consult Dr. Burney as to my
-position.”
-
-“I protest, sir, that I do not quite take you,” said Mr. Garrick, with
-the most puzzled expression on his face that ever man wore. “Surely,
-sir, your position as a man of honour is the most enviable one possible
-to imagine! Mrs. Nash----”
-
-“There you blurt out the name, Mr. Garrick, and that is what I had no
-intention of doing, even when laying my case before Dr. Burney, who is
-a man of the world, and whom I trust to advise me what course I should
-pursue.”
-
-“I ask your pardon, sir,” said Mr. Garrick humbly; “but if the course
-you mean to pursue has aught to do with the pursuit of so charming a
-lady, and a widow to boot----”
-
-“How in the name of all that's reasonable did that gossip get about?”
- cried the visitor. “I give you my word that I have not been pursuing the
-lady--I met her at the Wells for the first time a fortnight ago--pursuit
-indeed!”
-
-“Nay, sir, I did not suggest that the pursuit was on your part,” said
-Garrick in a tone of irresistible flattery. “But 'tis well known that as
-an object of pursuit of the fair ones, the name of Mr. Kendal has been
-for ten years past acknowledged without a peer.”
-
-The gentleman held up a deprecating hand, but the smile that was on his
-face more than neutralized his suggestion.
-
-“Nay, Mr. Garrick, I am but a simple country gentleman,” he cried. “To
-be sure, I have been singled out more than once for favours that might
-have turned the head of an ordinary mortal--one of them had a fortune
-and was the toast of the district; another----”
-
-“If you will excuse me, gentlemen, the Miss Burneys and myself will take
-our leave of you: we have household matters in our hands,” said Mrs.
-Burney, making a sign to Fanny and her sister, and going toward the
-door.
-
-“Have I said too much, madam? If so, I pray of you to keep my secret,”
- cried the visitor. “The truth is that I have confidence in the advice of
-Dr. Burney as a man of the world.”
-
-“I fear that to be a man of the world is to be of the flesh and the
-devil as well,” said Dr. Burney.
-
-“Augmented qualifications for giving advice on an affair of the Wells,”
- said Garrick slyly to the naval lieutenant.
-
-“You will not forget, Doctor, that Mr. Thrale's carriage is appointed to
-call for you within the hour,” said Mrs. Burney over her shoulder as she
-left the room.
-
-Fanny and her sister were able to restrain themselves for the few
-minutes necessary to fly up the narrow stairs, but the droll glance that
-Mr. Garrick had given them as they followed their mother, wellnigh made
-them disgrace themselves by bursting out within the hearing of their
-father's visitor. But when they reached the parlour at the head of the
-stairs and had thrown themselves in a paroxysm of laughter on the sofa,
-Mrs. Burney reproved them with some gravity.
-
-“This is an instance, if one were needed, of the unsettling influence of
-Mr. Garrick,” she said. “He has plainly been making a fool of that
-conceited gentleman, and it seems quite likely that he will persuade your
-father to back him up.”
-
-“I do not think that Mr. Garrick could improve greatly upon Nature's
-handiwork in regard to that poor Mr. Kendal,” said Fanny. “But what
-would life be without Mr. Garrick?”
-
-“It would be more real, I trust,” said her stepmother. “He would have
-us believe that life is a comedy, and that human beings are like the
-puppets which Mr. Foote put on his stage for the diversion of the town a
-few years ago.”
-
-Fanny Burney became grave; the longer she was living in the world,
-the more impressed was she becoming with the idea that life was a
-puppet-show; only when the puppets began to dance on their wires in a
-draught of wind from another world the real comedy began. She felt that
-as an interpreter of life Mr. Garrick had no equal on the stage or off.
-On the stage he could do no more than interpret other people's notions
-of life, and these, except in the case of Shakespeare, were, she
-thought, mostly feeble; but when he was off the stage--well, Sir Joshua
-Reynolds had told her what that queer person, Dr. Goldsmith, had written
-about Garrick--the truest criticism Garrick had ever received: “'Twas
-only that when he was off he was acting.” She knew what she herself owed
-to Garrick from the time she was nine years old, when he had accustomed
-her and her sister to look for him at their house almost daily; she knew
-that whatever sense of comedy she possessed--and she looked on it as
-a precious possession--was to be attributed to the visits of Garrick.
-Every time she looked at her carefully locked desk in that room at the
-top of the house in St. Martin's Street, which had once been Sir Isaac
-Newton's observatory, she felt that without the tuition in comedy that
-she had received at the hands of Mr. Garrick, the contents of that
-desk would have been very different. Her stepmother, however, had no
-information on this point; she had lived all her life among the good
-tradespeople of Lynn, and had known nothing of Mr. Garrick until Dr.
-Burney had married her and brought her to look after his children, which
-Fanny knew she had done faithfully, according to her lights, in London.
-
-Fanny kept silent on the subject of Mr. Garrick's fooling, while Mrs.
-Burney bent with great gravity over the cutting out of a pinafore for
-Fanny's little niece--also a Burney; and every now and again there came
-from the closed room downstairs the sound of the insisting voice of the
-visitor. She hoped that Mr. Garrick would re-enact the scene for her;
-she had confidence that it would lose nothing by its being re-enacted by
-Mr. Garrick.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-|I SUPPOSE that I must e'en follow in the wake of the womenkind,” said
-Lieutenant Burney, making an extremely slow move in the direction of the
-door, when the door had been closed upon his stepmother and his sisters.
-
-“Is there any need?” asked Garrick. “It seems to me that in such a
-case as this which Mr. Kendal promises to propound to your father, His
-Majesty's Navy should be represented. In all matters bearing upon a
-delicate _affaire de cour_ surely a naval man should be present to act
-as assessor.”
-
-'Mr. Kendal looked puzzled.
-
-“I fail to take your meaning, sir,” said he, after a pause; he was still
-rubbing his chin with a fore-finger, when Garrick cried:
-
-“Oh, sir, surely the advantage of the counsel of an officer trained to
-navigate femininity in the shape of a ship, is apparent: a ship, even
-though a three-decker ready to fire a broadside of a hundred guns, is
-invariably alluded to as 'she,'” said he, airily.
-
-“Such an one must surely be the most formidable piece of femininity in
-the world,” said Mr. Kendal.
-
-“By no means,” said Garrick. “During my career as the manager of a
-playhouse I have had to face worse. Still, the training of a naval
-officer in dealing with feminine craft--at times off a lee shore, and
-often during a storm at sea--nothing to be compared to the tempests in
-our green-room--is certain to be of value. You will stay, Lieutenant
-Burney, if it please you.”
-
-“I should be most unwilling to obtrude upon your council, sir,” said
-young Burney, “unless you are convinced that my humble services----”
-
-“You have been among the savages of the South Seas, and you are
-acquainted with all the rules of chasing and capturing prizes, all
-of the feminine gender--I allude to your sloops and frigates and
-catamarans--I take it for granted that a catamaran is as feminine in its
-ways as any wherry that floats,” cried Garrick. Then he turned to their
-visitor, who was looking more puzzled than ever.
-
-“You may reckon yourself fortunate in the presence of our young friend,
-sir,” he said. “So far as I can gather this is a case of chase, with
-a possible capture of a prize. I venture to think that in these days a
-gentleman of family and fortune, like yourself, is something of a prize,
-Mr. Kendal.” This was language that contained nothing to puzzle anyone,
-the visitor perceived. His face brightened, and he waved young Burney to
-a seat.
-
-“I take it that Mr. Garrick knows what he is talking about,” he said.
-“And though it was truly your father to whom I came for counsel, I
-doubt not that you will take my part, should the worst come to the
-worst.”
-
-“Which means, should the lady come to the gentleman, Mr. Burney,” said
-Garrick.
-
-“Pay out your yarn, sir: I gather that you are still to the windward of
-your enemy, and that is the position which the books tell us we should
-manoeuvre for,” cried the nautical assessor.
-
-Dr. Burney sat silently by, he had no mind to join in the fooling of
-the others. Dr. Burney had never in his life lost a sense of his own
-dignity. He had been a church organist for thirty years, and no man
-who has had such an experience of the control of an instrument of such
-superlative dignity could be otherwise than dignified. He had never
-once run off on a keyboard a single phrase of “The Beggar's Opera.” Even
-Handel's “Ruddier than the Cherry,” with Mr. Gay's ticklish rhymed
-line about “Kidlings blithe and merry,” he only played apologetically,
-allowing it to be clearly understood that Mr. Handel and Mr. Gay divided
-between them the responsibility for so frivolous a measure.
-
-He remained dignified and silent while Garrick and James carried on
-their fooling. Only a short time before he had occasion to reprove the
-lack of dignity on the part of his important patroness, Mrs. Thrale, the
-wife of the wealthy brewer, in having put herself behind Signor Piozzi
-while he was singing a sentimental canzone and mimicked his southern
-fervour of expression. Mrs. Thrale had taken his reproof in good part
-at the time; but no one--least of all Mrs. Thrale herself--could have
-foreseen that her contrition should extend so far as to cause her to
-marry the singer on the death of Mr. Thrale.
-
-“To be brief, sir,” said Mr. Kendal, addressing, not Dr. Burney, whom he
-had come to consult, but Mr. Garrick, who had shown himself to be much
-more sympathetic. “To be brief, I had gone to the Wells as my custom has
-been for the past twenty years. I went honestly to drink the waters, not
-making it an excuse, as so many do, for indulging in the gaieties, or, I
-may add, the intrigues, of the Assembly Rooms. I was civil, as I hoped,
-to everyone, but, I give you my word, no more so to Mrs. Nash than any
-other lady.”
-
-“I do not doubt that you believe this, sir,” said Garrick, with an
-indulgent wave of the hand; “but when a lady has eyes only for one
-gentleman, she is apt to place a construction upon the simplest of
-his civilities beyond that assigned to it by ordinary people; but pray
-proceed, sir. I will only add that it was quite well known at the Wells
-that the lady regarded you with the tenderest of emotions. Had she not
-boldly said to Lady-------- no; I dare not mention her name; but her
-ladyship is invariably what the Italians term _simpatica_ in regard to
-the tender affairs of her sisters--and it was to her that Mrs. Nash
-confided her secret--referring to you as bearing a striking resemblance
-to the Apollo Belvedere, hoping that her doing so would not cause anyone
-to accuse her of Pagan leanings.”
-
-“Is it possible! The poor lady! poor lady! But I was not to blame. I
-can justly acquit myself of all blame in this unhappy affair,” said Mr.
-Kendal.
-
-“You are quite right, sir; is it a man's fault that he should bear a
-striking likeness to the Apollo--I doubt not that the resemblance has
-caused you some annoyance at various times of your life, Mr. Kendal,”
- said Garrick.
-
-“Never, sir, never--at least----” he took a step to one side that
-allowed of his having a full-length view of his reflection in the narrow
-mirror that filled up the space between the windows; and the result of
-his scrutiny of the picture was certainly not displeasing to him. He
-boldly put forward a leg, and then quite unconscious, as anyone could
-see, struck an attitude, though not quite that of the Apollo Belvedere.
-Then he smirked.
-
-“A leg like yours, Mr. Kendal, to say nothing of the poise of your
-head, is a great responsibility,” said Garrick seriously. “The poor
-lady!--poor ladies!--I confess that I have heard of others. And she
-acknowledged to you that--that--oh, that most delicate of secrets!”
-
-“Never to me, sir--never in my hearing, I give you my word,” cried
-the man emphatically. “Nay, I did not so much as suspect it. The
-first intimation that I had of the matter was when, on Monday morning
-last--only three days ago--Captain Kelly--the boisterous Irishman--clapt
-me on the shoulder and almost shouted out his congratulations in my
-ear. When I forced him to mention the name of the lady, he ridiculed my
-denial--his forefinger in my ribs--painful as well as undignified. Who
-is Captain Kelly, that he should subject me to his familiarities? But
-if he was undignified, I flatter myself that I was not so. 'Sir, you
-presume,' I said, and walked on, leaving this vulgar fellow roaring with
-laughter.”
-
-“Psha! Kelly is a nobody,” said Garrick. “You should not have allowed
-yourself to be discomposed by such as he.”
-
-“Nor did I,” cried the other. “But what was I to think when I had
-advanced no more than a dozen paces, and found my hand grasped warmly
-by Sir John Dingle?--you know him, Mr. Garrick--I have seen him in
-your company--more congratulations--the same attitude, sir. And then
-up marches Mr. Sheridan--leaving his handsome wife--ah, I fear that I
-joined with all Bath in being in love with the lovely Miss Linley--and
-Mr. Sheridan was wellnigh affronted at my denial. But that was not all.
-Up comes Mrs. Cholmondeley in her chair and tapped for the men to set
-her down when she saw me--up went the roof and up went her head, with
-a shrill cry of 'Kendal, you rogue! to tell everyone at the Wells save
-only myself that Benedick is to be a married man!' And before she had
-finished her ridicule of my denial, up struts Mrs. Thrale, her footman
-behind her with her spaniel, and down she sinks in a curtsey, fitted
-only for a special night in the Rooms, and her 'Happy man!' came with a
-flick of her fan; and she, too, named Mrs. Nash! And that was not the
-last--I saw them hurrying up to me from all sides--ladies with smiles,
-and gentlemen with smirks--fingers twitching for my ribs--down they
-flowed upon me! I ask you, Lieutenant Burney, as a naval gentleman, and
-I am glad to have the opportunity of hearing your opinion--I ask you, if
-I was not justified in turning about and hastening away--what you
-nautical gentlemen term 'cutting my cable '?”
-
-“Indeed, sir; if I could believe that you gave the lady no
-encouragement, I would say that--that--but no one will convince me that
-upon some occasion--it may be forgotten by you--such men of fashion as
-yourself soon forget these things, I have heard, though the unhappy lady
-treasures them as golden memories--I say upon some occasion you may have
-given the Widow Nash encouragement. You have your reputation as a sly
-rogue to maintain, Mr. Kendal,” said young Burney gravely, as though he
-were a lawyer being seriously consulted.
-
-“Fore Gad, sir, I gave her no encouragement,” cried Mr. Kendal. “I have
-ever been most cautious, I swear.”
-
-“Then the greater shame for you, sir,” said Garrick.
-
-The man whom he addressed looked in amazement first at Garrick, then at
-Lieutenant Burney--Dr. Burney, whom he had come to consult, was smiling
-quite unnoticed in a corner. His part, apparently, was no more than that
-of the looker-on at a comedy. His presence was ignored by the others.
-
-“The more shame--the more----” began the visitor. “I protest that I
-scarcely take your meaning, Mr. Garrick.”
-
-“My meaning is plain, sir,” said Garrick firmly, almost sternly. “I
-affirm that it lay with you, when you perceived that the lady was so
-deeply enamoured of you----”
-
-“But I did not perceive it--you have my word for it.”
-
-“Ah, sir,” said Garrick, with the shrug of a Frenchman, which he had
-studied for some months in Paris--Mr. Garrick and Lord Chesterfield
-had alone mastered the art. “Ah, sir, we are all men of the world here.
-'Twere idle for you to pretend that a gentleman with the figure of the
-Belvedere Apollo and the leg of--of----” he turned to young Burney-- “You
-have seen the proud-stepping figure-heads of many ships of the line, Mr.
-Burney,” he said; “prithee help me out in my search for--for--the name I
-am in search of.”
-
-“H'm, let me see--something wooden with a leg to be proud of?” said the
-naval gentleman, considering the matter very earnestly.
-
-“Zounds, sir, I did not make it a condition that it should be a wooden
-leg,” cried Garrick.
-
-“I have seen more than one Admiral of the Fleet mighty proud of a wooden
-leg, sir,” said Burney. “But this is beside the question, which I
-take to be the responsibility of our good friend here--I hope I don't
-presume, Mr. Kendal--for kindling, albeit unconsciously, so far as he
-was concerned--that sacred flame in the breast of--to name only one out
-of a score--the lady whose name he mentioned.”
-
-“You are with me heart and soul, as I felt sure you would be, Mr.
-Burney; as a naval officer of judgment and experience,” cried Garrick,
-“and so, sir--” he turned to their visitor-- “I cannot doubt that you
-will comport yourself as a gentleman of honour in this affair. Do not
-allow your yielding to the natural impulse to run away to weigh too
-heavily upon you. If your act should cause you to be referred to with
-reprobation, not to say scorn, by the ladies or gentlemen of fashion who
-are certain to espouse the cause of the lady, your subsequent conduct
-will show them that they mistook your character. And I promise you that
-should you receive a challenge from any of the lady's admirers--those
-whose prayers she rejected because her heart was set on a gentleman who
-was worthy of her choice--I think you can afford to ignore them, having
-won the prize. Ah, sir, is there not a poet who says that every man that
-lives has a good angel and a bad one contending for dominion over him?
-That is the truth, Mr. Kendal, and I see that your good angel is none
-other than the lady whose name I reckon too sacred to pass our lips at
-such a time as this. Ah, sir, think of her, and let your mind go back to
-the days of your happy boyhood, and say if the mother at whose knees you
-knelt did not resemble her. The affection of a son for his mother--let
-that plead for the lady who esteems you with more than a mother's love.”
-
-He had laid his hand on the poor gentleman's shoulder, and was looking
-into his face, while the tears stood in his eyes, and his voice broke
-more than once.
-
-And there sat Dr. Burney wiping his eyes, and Lieutenant Burney
-blubbering away like any child--the two accessories to the actor's
-farce could not avoid yielding to the-influence of his unparalleled art.
-Though they were in his secret, he made fools of them as easily as he
-made a fool of the poor gentleman who was presumably his victim. And
-they had no feeling of being ashamed of yielding to his powers. He could
-do anything that he pleased with them. He could do anything he pleased
-with the multitudes before whom he acted. He was the master of their
-emotions for the time being. He played upon their passions as though
-every passion was a puppet and the strings in his own hands.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-|THE scene ended by Mr. Garrick's victim groping through his tears
-for Mr. Garrick's hand. He grasped it emotionally, and though for some
-moments he was too greatly overcome to be able to utter a word, yet at
-last he managed to blurt out with affecting incoherence a few phrases.
-
-“Say no more--say no more, sir,” he muttered. “I have a heart--a
-heart! I give you my word, whether you believe me or not, that I had no
-notion--but you have shown me what 'tis to be a woman. Oh, sir, there
-is no sweeter sex in the world! Deception! how a man's own heart may
-deceive him--ay, up to a certain point--but then--ah, you have taught
-me--but are you sure that the lady--what--have we not been going ahead
-too fast? What--what; are you convinced?”
-
-“You may take my word for it, sir,” replied Garrick. “There are signs
-that all who run may read. What, do you suppose that all those persons
-of quality whose names you mentioned just now as having offered you
-their felicitations--do you suppose that they could all be in error?”
-
-“Of course not--they must have seen--well, more than I saw,” said the
-man. “Matrimony! Lud! if an angel had come down to tell me that I should
-be contemplating such a change of life--and at my time of life too!--I
-should have----”
-
-“What an angel may fail to convince a man of, a woman may succeed in
-doing, Mr. Kendal,” said Garrick sententiously. “But do not talk of your
-time of life as if you were an old or even a middle-aged man, sir. To do
-so were to make Dr. Burney and myself feel patriarchs.”
-
-The mention of Dr. Burney seemed to cause the man to recollect how it
-was he came to be in Dr. Burney's house. He turned to Burney, saying:
-
-“Dear sir, I pray that you will look on my visit with lenient eyes.
-I admit that I came hitherto be advised by you--my friend, Mr. Fulke
-Greville, holds your opinion in the highest esteem, as do I, sir; and it
-was actually on my mind to ask you if you thought it would be wiser for
-me to go abroad for a year or two, or simply to seek some place of
-retirement at home--say, Cornwall or the Hebrides--I gather from the
-account of Dr. Johnson's tour thither that there are many places
-difficult of access in the Hebrides--that was on my mind, Doctor, I
-blush to acknowledge, so greatly overcome was I by what had happened at
-the Wells.”
-
-“Ah, with what great ease a man may slam the door that shuts out
-happiness from his life for evermore!” remarked Garrick.
-
-“Even now--even now I feel timid,” said Mr. Kendal thoughtfully, and,
-when he had found which pocket his handkerchief was in, wiping some dew
-from his brow. “The truth is, Doctor, that I have allowed some people to
-assume that I am but forty-seven years old, while as a matter of fact I
-have been forty-eight for some time.”
-
-“For some years?” asked young Burney, who did not know when he should
-keep silence.
-
-“For some months, sir--only for some months, I give you my word.”
-
-“Your deception in this matter could only have added to your reputation
-for accuracy,” said Garrick coolly. “For I vow that were you to confess
-that you were forty-eight, you would find none to believe you.”
-
-The gentleman's eyes twinkled, he pursed out his lips, and once again
-manoeuvred to get a full-length view of himself in the long mirror.
-He put out his right leg and assumed the attitude of a dancing master
-giving the _pas_ for the _minuet de cour_.
-
-“Well, well,” he cried, “if that be your opinion--and I happen to
-know that 'tis shared by others--it might not be unwise to allow the
-assumption, erroneous though it be, to continue. We will not undeceive
-the good folk. And you do not think that a bachelor of forty-eight--What
-is the name of that play of Mr. Sheridan's that took the town a year
-ago?--ah, _The School for Scandal_--you are sure that our friends will
-not call me--What was the gentleman's name?”
-
-“No one who knows how excellent are your principles will think of you
-either as Charles or Joseph, Mr. Kendal,” said Garrick.
-
-“No, no; but the one who was in my mind was neither of the brothers. I
-was thinking of--was it not Sir Peter Teazle?”
-
-Garrick as well as Burney laughed heartily, for the man at that moment
-suggested by his attitude and expression the Sir Peter Teazle of Kina,
-the actor.
-
-“Make your mind easy on that score, sir,” said Dr. Burney. “It is not
-your purpose to wed so skittish a young person as Lady Teazle. That was
-where Sir Peter showed his folly.”
-
-“No, no; Mrs. Nash is more mature, certainly, than Mrs. Abington looked
-in the part,” said Mr. Kendal confidently, and Lieutenant Burney was
-about to agree with him boisterously, but Garrick did not give him a
-chance.
-
-“There is none that will not commend your choice, Mr. Kendal--ay, sir,
-and look on you with envy as well,” he cried.
-
-“There can be no doubt about it,” said Mr. Kendal doubtfully. “The widow
-Nash is a monstrous fine woman.”
-
-“Monstrous, I doubt not,” put in young Burney, now that he had the
-chance.
-
-“All that I am uneasy about is the interpretation that she may put upon
-your sudden flight,” said Garrick. “You have, you will readily allow,
-sir, placed her in a somewhat difficult position at the Wells. While
-everyone who is anyone has been offering you congratulations upon the
-match, and a double portion to the lady, strange inquiries may be made
-as to your disappearance from the Wells; and she may not be able to give
-a satisfactory explanation at a moment's notice.”
-
-“Egad! I never thought of that, sir,” said Mr. Kendal, after a pause. “I
-fear that I have placed her in a very awkward position.”
-
-“Ay, sir; and the consequences may be that she will be snapped up by
-some adventurous person before you can put your fate to the test,”
- said the naval man, raising a warning finger. “I have heard of ladies
-throwing themselves into the arms of the next comer out of sheer chagrin
-at being disappointed by the man on whom they had set their affections.”
-
-“That is a possibility that should not be neglected,” said Garrick.
-“But it was only on Monday that you fled. By rapid posting you may yet
-prevent such a calamity.”
-
-He was beginning to tire of his game now that he had succeeded so
-well in it and so easily. The fooling of the man who had so completely
-succumbed to his art had no further interest for him. He only wanted to
-get rid of him. He was as capricious and as fickle as a child over the
-toys of its nursery.
-
-“I shall lose no moment, be assured,” said Mr. Kendal. “I may still be
-in time. My hope in this direction is increased when I remember that
-the lady has been a widow for some years--to be exact, without being
-uncomplimentary, nine years. I remember when Mr. Nash died. 'Twas of
-pleurisy.”
-
-“Do not reckon too confidently on that, sir,” said young Burney. “Nine
-years have not passed since she faced the company at the Wells, every
-one of which was surely pointing at her and asking in mute eloquence,
-'What has become of Mr. Kendal?' But by posting without delay you may
-yet retrieve your error. Still, I confess to you that I have known of a
-lady who, out of sheer impatience at the delay of a lover whom she
-had hoped to espouse, married his rival after the lapse of twenty-four
-hours--ay, and when the belated gentleman arrived just after the
-ceremony, he furnished the wedding party with a succulent feast. She
-was the Queen of one of the islands that we visited in the company of
-Captain Cook, and the cockswain of our galley kept the pickled hand of
-the belated lover for many a day--the very hand which he had designed to
-offer the lady.”
-
-“This simple and affecting narrative proves more eloquently than any
-phrases of mine could possibly do how a man may miss the happiness of
-his life by a hair's breadth,” said Garrick. “And the lesson will not be
-lost upon you, I am certain, sir.”
-
-“Lud, Mr. Garrick, you do not mean to suggest that----”
-
-“That the lady may make a meal off you on your late return, sir? Nay,
-Mr. Kendal. The Wells are still the Wells, not the South Seas; but on
-the whole I am disposed to believe that the scheme of revenge of
-the woman scorned is fiercer, though perhaps not, at first sight, so
-primeval, in the region of Chalybeate Waters than in a cannibal island
-of the South Seas. Therefore--there is no time to be lost. Fly to your
-charmer, sir, and throw yourself at her feet. She may be thinking over
-some punishment for your having placed her in a false position for some
-days; but do not mind that. You can always console yourself with the
-reflection that a rod in pickle is much more satisfactory than a hand in
-pickle. Fly, my dear friend, fly; every moment is precious. Take my word
-for it, joy awaits you at the end of your journey.”
-
-“'Journeys end in lovers meeting,'” remarked Dr. Burney, with a slight
-suggestion of the setting of the words of the lyric by his old master,
-Dr. Arne.
-
-At this moment a servant entered the room.
-
-“The Streatham carriage is at the door, sir,” he announced.
-
-Dr. Burney rose from his chair.
-
-“I am forced to leave you, sir,” he said to Mr. Kendal. “But really
-there is naught further to consult on at present, and I know that you
-are impatient--it is but natural--to fly to the side of your charmer.”
-
-“I am all impatience, sir; but with what words can I express my
-obligation to you, Doctor, for the benefit of your counsel?” cried Mr.
-Kendal.
-
-Dr. Burney smiled.
-
-“Nay, dear sir, I am but the lessee of the theatre where the comedy has
-been played,” said he; and he had good reason for feeling that he had
-defined with accuracy the position that he occupied. But Mr. Kendal
-was thinking too much about himself and the position he occupied to
-appreciate such _nuances_.
-
-“I knew that I was safe in coming to a friend of Mr. Greville,” he said.
-“I care not if, as you suggest, you have become Mr. Garrick's successor
-at Drury Lane, though I thought that Mr. Sheridan----”
-
-“Zounds, sir, you are never going to wait to discuss theatre matters,”
- cried Garrick. “Dr. Burney has been exercising his powers of oratory in
-vain upon you for this half hour if you tarry even to thank him. Post,
-sir, post at once to Tunbridge Wells, and send Dr. Burney your thanks
-when you have put the momentous question to the lady. Go, sir, without
-the pause of a moment, and good luck attend you.”
-
-“Good luck attend you! Keep up your heart, sir: the lady may refuse
-you after all,” said young Burney; but the poor gentleman who was being
-hurried away was too much flurried to be able to grasp the young man's
-innuendo, though one could see by the look that came to his face that
-he had an uneasy impression that Lieutenant Burney's good wishes had not
-been happily expressed. The great thing, however, was that he was at
-the other side of the door, calling out his obligations to everyone,
-and striving to shake hands with them all at once and yet preserve the
-security of his hat, which he had tucked under his arm. So excited was
-he that he was only restrained at the last moment from mounting the
-Thrales' carriage which was awaiting Dr. Burney, and even when his
-mistake was explained to him, he took off his hat to the splendid
-footman who had guarded the door of the vehicle.
-
-In the room where the comedy had been played, Garrick and Lieutenant
-Burney had thrown themselves into chairs with roars of laughter, when
-Dr. Burney returned from the hall, carrying his hat and cane. He was
-scarcely smiling.
-
-“You have played a pretty prank upon an inoffensive gentleman, the pair
-of you!” said he. “I am ashamed that my house has been used by you for
-so base a purpose! The poor gentleman!”
-
-“Psha! my dear Doctor, make your mind easy; the lady will teach that
-coxcomb a lesson that will be of advantage to him for the rest of his
-life,” said Garrick. “He has been the laughingstock of the Wells for the
-past fortnight, and no one laughed louder than the Widow Nash. She will
-bundle him out of her presence before he has had time to rise from his
-marrow-bones--he does not find the process a rapid one, I assure you.
-Oh, he was her _bete noire_ even when he was most civil to her.”
-
-“And it was you who concocted that plot of getting all your
-friends--Mrs. Cholmondeley, Mrs. Thrale and the rest--to make a fool of
-him, driving him away from the Wells to encounter a more irresistible
-pair of mocking demons in this room!” said Burney. “You cannot deny it,
-my friend, I know your tricks but too well.”
-
-“I swear to you that I had no hope of encountering him in this house, my
-dear Doctor,” said Garrick. “I give you my word that I had laid my
-plans quite differently. My plot was a far more elaborate one, and Polly
-Cholmondeley had agreed to take part in it, as well as Dick Sheridan.
-They will be disappointed to learn that it has miscarried. Who could
-guess that he should come to you of all men in the world, Doctor? He has
-never been one of your intimates.”
-
-“Only when I was living with Mr. Greville had we more than a superficial
-acquaintance,” replied Burney. “But that does not make me the less
-ashamed of having lent myself to your nefarious project. And you, James,
-you threw yourself with gusto into the fooling of the unhappy man--and
-woman too--and woman too, I repeat.”
-
-“Pray do not distress yourself on her account, Doctor. She will send him
-off with a flea in his ear by to-morrow night, and she will take care
-to pose as the insulted widow of Mr. Nash, whose memory is dear to her,”
- said Garrick.
-
-“Will she, indeed?” said Burney. “David Garrick, you are the greatest
-actor that has ever lived in England--probably in the world--but you are
-a poor comedian compared with such as are at work upon our daily life:
-we call them Circumstance, and Accident, and Coincidence. You know the
-couplet, I doubt not:
-
- ' Men are the sport of circumstances when
-
- The circumstances seem the sport of men.'
-
-You have sounded the depths of human impulses, so far as your plummet
-allows you, and womankind seems to you an open book----”
-
-“An illuminated missal, with the prayers done in gold and the Lessons
-for the day in the most roseate tint, Doctor.”
-
-“And the Responses all of a kind--the same in one book as another? But I
-make bold to believe, my friend, that every woman is a separate volume,
-of which only one copy has been printed; and, moreover, that every
-separate volume of woman is sealed, so that anyone who fancies he knows
-all that is bound up between the covers, when he has only glanced at the
-binding, makes a mistake.”
-
-“Admirably put, sir, and, I vow, with fine philosophy,” said Garrick.
-“But what imports this nomination of a woman at the present moment,
-Doctor?”
-
-“Its import is that you are over sanguine in your assurance that Mrs.
-Nash, widow, will reject Mr. Kendal, bachelor, when he offers her his
-hand after a dusty journey; and so good day to you, David Garrick, and
-I pray you to spend the rest of the day in the study of the history
-of those women who have opened the leaves of their lives a little way
-before the eyes of mankind.”
-
-He had left the room and was within the waiting carriage and driving
-away before his son remarked:
-
-“Mr. Garrick, it seems to me that my good father has spoken the wisest
-words that you or I have heard to-day or for many a day.”
-
-“And i' faith, James, it seems to me that that remark of yours is the
-second wisest that has been uttered in this room,” said Garrick.
-
-He went away without a further word--without even taking his leave of
-the two young women and their stepmother, who herself had been a widow
-before she had married Dr. Burney. He had once believed that nothing
-a woman--young or old--could do would surprise him; for some reason or
-other he was not now quite so confident as he had been. But he certainly
-did not think that one of the greatest surprises of the century should
-be due to the demure young woman who seemed the commonplace daughter of
-a very ordinary household, and who at the moment of his departure was
-darning a small hole in a kitchen table-cloth, under the superintendence
-of her admirable stepmother.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-|IN the course of the morning Esther, the married daughter of the Bumey
-family, called at the house in St. Martin's Street. Esther, or as she
-was usually alluded to by her sisters, Hetty or Hettina, was handsome
-and accomplished. She had been married for some years to her cousin,
-Charles Rousseau Burney, who was a musician, and they lived and enjoyed
-living in an atmosphere of music. Her father took care that she was
-never likely to be asphyxiated; their atmosphere would never become
-attenuated so long as they lived, as they did, close to St. Martin's
-Street. He was well aware of the fact that his Hetty's duets with her
-husband--“matrimonial duets” they were called by Fanny in some of her
-letters--and also with her sister Charlotte, served to attract many
-distinguished visitors and profitable patrons to his house; he never
-forgot that profitable patrons and patronesses are always attracted
-by distinguished visitors. When one finds oneself in the company of
-distinguished people, one naturally feels a distinguished person also.
-
-Moreover, Dr. Burney knew perfectly well that when ambitious patrons
-and patronesses were made aware of the success which he had achieved in
-respect of his daughters, they were all ready to implore of him to
-spare some of his valuable time to give lessons to themselves, seeing no
-reason why, with his assistance, they should not reach the level of his
-two musical daughters. He conducted his teaching on the principle which
-brings fortunes to the Parisian modiste, who takes good care that her
-mannequins are good-looking and of a fine figure, knowing that the
-visitors to the showrooms have no doubt, no matter how little Nature
-has done for their own features or figures, that in the robes of the
-mannequins they will appear equally fascinating.
-
-The adoption of this system in the Burney household operated extremely
-well, and Dr. Burney had for several years enjoyed the proceeds of his
-cultivation of the musical tastes of the most influential clientèle in
-London. In addition, the greatest singers in Europe, knowing that there
-was always an influential _assistance_ to be found at Dr. Burney's
-little concerts in St. Martin's Street, were greatly pleased to
-contribute to the entertainment, for love, what they were in the habit
-of receiving large sums for from an impresario. Those Italian operatic
-artists most notorious for the extravagance of their demands when
-appearing in public, were pushing each other aside, so to speak, to be
-allowed to sing at Dr. Burney's, and really upon more than one occasion
-the contest between the generosity of a pair of the most distinguished
-of these singers must have been somewhat embarrassing to Dr. Burney.
-They were clearly singing against each other; and one of them, who
-invariably received fifty guineas for every contribution she made to a
-programme in public, insisted on singing no fewer than five songs, “all
-for love” (and to prove her superiority to her rival), upon a certain
-occasion at the Burneys'; so that really the little company ran a chance
-of being suffocated beneath the burden of flowers, as it were--the
-never-ending _fioriture_ of these generous artists--and Dr. Burney found
-himself in the position of the lion-tamer who runs a chance of being
-overwhelmed by the caresses of the carnivora who rush to lick his hands.
-
-The result of all this was extremely gratifying, and eminently
-profitable. Had Dr. Burney not been a great musician and shown by the
-publication of the first volume of the greatest History of Music the
-world had yet received, that he was worthy of being placed in the
-foremost ranks of scientific musicians, he would have run a chance of
-being placed only a little higher than the musical Cornelys of Soho
-Square, who gave their concerts, and entertained their friends, and made
-quite a reputation for some years before bankruptcy overtook them and
-the precincts of the Fleet became their headquarters.
-
-And now the beautiful Esther Burney was toying with the contents of her
-sister Fanny's work-basket, talking about her husband and his prospects,
-and inquiring what Mr. Garrick and James had to talk about in the room
-downstairs.
-
-“Pray speak in French to Fanny,” said Mrs. Burney. “I cannot get Lottie
-and Susan to do so as frequently as I could wish. You must remember that
-poor Fanny has had none of your advantages, and I do not want her to
-be talked of as the dunce of the family. She really is not a dunce, you
-know; in spite of her bad sight she really has done some very pretty
-sewing.”
-
-“I have seen it,” said Esther. “She works very neatly--more neatly than
-any of us.”
-
-Fanny blushed and smiled her thanks to her sister for the compliment.
-
-“What else is there left for me to do but to give all my attention to
-my needle?” she said. “I constantly feel that I am the dunce of the
-family--you are all so clever.”
-
-“It is well for many families that they include one useful member,” said
-her stepmother in a way that suggested her complete agreement with
-the girl's confession that she was the dunce of the family. A mother's
-acknowledgment that a girl is either useful or good-natured is
-practically an announcement that she is neither pretty nor accomplished.
-
-“And Fanny has many friends,” continued Mrs. Burney indulgently.
-
-“Which shows how kind people are, even to a dunce,” said Fanny, not
-bitterly, but quite good-humouredly.
-
-“But I am not sure that she should spend so much of her time writing to
-Mr. Crisp,” said the elder Mrs. Burney to the younger.
-
-“Oh, poor Daddy Crisp!” cried Fanny. “Pray, mother, do not cut him off
-from his weekly budget of news. If I fail to send him a letter he is
-really disconsolate. 'Tis my letters that keep him still in touch with
-the life of the town.”
-
-“Well, well, my dear Fanny, I shall not deprive you of your Daddy
-Crisp,” said her stepmother. “Poor Mr. Crisp must not be left to the
-tender mercies of Susan or Lottie. He is most hospitable, and his house
-at Chessington makes a pleasant change for us now and again, and he took
-a great fancy to you from the first.”
-
-“Daddy Crisp was always Fanny's special friend,” said Esther. “And I am
-sure that it is good practice for Fanny to write to him.”
-
-“Oh, she has long ago given up that childish nonsense,” cried the
-mother. “Poor Fanny made a pretty bonfire of her scribblings, and she
-has shown no weakness in that way since she took my advice in regard to
-them.”
-
-Fanny was blushing furiously and giving all her attention to her work.
-
-“She has still a sense of the guilt that attaches to the writing of
-stories, though I am sure that no one in this house remembers it against
-her,” said Esther with a laugh, as Fanny's blushes increased. “But
-indeed I had not in my mind Mr. Crisp's advantage to her in this way,
-but only in regard to her correspondence. She has become quite an expert
-letter-writer since he induced her to send him her budget, and indeed I
-think that good letter-writing is as much of an accomplishment in these
-careless days as good singing--that is ordinary good singing--the good
-singing that we hear from some of father's pupils--Queenie Thrale, _par
-exemple!_”
-
-“Your father is a good teacher, but the best teacher in the world cannot
-endow with a good singing-voice anyone who has not been so gifted by
-Nature,” said the elder lady. “'Tis somewhat different, to be sure, in
-regard to correspondence, and I do not doubt that Fanny's practice in
-writing to good Mr. Crisp will one day cause her to be regarded as one
-of the best letter-writers in the family, and that is something. It is
-a ladylike accomplishment, and one that is worth excelling in; it gives
-innocent pleasure to so many of her friends who live at a distance; and
-your father can always obtain plenty of franks, Mr. Charmier and Mr.
-Thrale are very obliging.”
-
-Fanny was a little fidgety while her eldest sister and her stepmother
-were discussing her in a tone of indulgence which was more humiliating
-than open reprobation would have been. But she knew that the truth
-was, that from her earliest years she was looked on as the dunce of the
-family, and she was so morbidly self-conscious that she was quite ready
-to accept their estimate of her. The silent member of a musical
-family soon finds out how she is looked on by the others; not with
-unkindness--quite the contrary--but only as if she were to be slightly
-pitied for her deficiency. But she had a secret or two, the treasuring
-of which in her heart prevented her from having any feeling of
-humiliation in the presence of her splendid sister, whom all the world
-sought to attract to their houses, especially when there were guests
-anxious to be entertained by the sweet singing of a handsome young
-woman with a very presentable young husband. Fanny had her secrets
-and cherished them with a fearful joy, for she knew that any day might
-remove either or both of them, and then there would be nothing left for
-her in the household but to put her heart into her needlework. But one
-cannot do needlework without needles, and if she were to put her heart
-into her work, and if every needle had a point, the result would, she
-knew, be a good many prickings.
-
-She trusted that she might never be condemned to put her heart into her
-needlework.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-|THEN Lieutenant Burney sauntered into the room and greeted Esther; but
-when Fanny inquired with some eagerness what had been the result of Mr.
-Garrick's fooling of poor Mr. Kendal, James was by no means so glib or
-amusing as Fanny expected him to be.
-
-“Psha!” he cried; “that Mr. Kendal is not worth powder and shot--at
-least not the weight of metal that Mr. Garrick can discharge--not in a
-broadside--Mr. Garrick is not given to broadsides--they are too clumsy
-for him--he is like Luke Boscawen, our chief gunner; he had a contempt
-for what he was used to term a blustering broadside, having a liking
-only for the working of his little brass swivel. He could do anything
-that he pleased with his little swivel. 'Ping!' it would go, when he
-had squinted along the sights, and the object he aimed at half a
-mile away--sometimes so small that we could scarce see it from our
-foretop--down it went. Boscawen could do what he pleased with it--the
-blunt nose of a whale rising to spout a mile away--the stem of a
-cocoa-nut palm on one of the islands when we were not sure of
-the natives and there was no time to climb the tree--that is the
-marksmanship of Mr. Garrick, and your Mr. Kendal was not worthy of an
-exercise of so much skill.”
-
-“Nobody seems too insignificant to be made a fool of by Mr. Garrick,”
- said Mrs. Burney. “He is as happy when he has made a gruesome face and
-frightened a maid with a mop at the doorstep, as when he has stricken us
-with awe when the ghost enters in _Hamlet_, or when Macbeth declaims of
-the horror of the curse of sleeplessness that has been cast on him. That
-is why I said before he arrived that I was not sure that his influence
-upon you all is for good. He makes one lose one's sense of the right
-proportions and realities of life. Now is not that so, Hetty? I make
-no appeal to Fanny, for I know that she has ever been devoted to Mr.
-Garrick. Is it not true that she was used to frighten poor Lottie before
-she was ten by showing how Mr. Garrick frowned as the Duke of Gloster?”
-
-“I know that Fanny murdered us all in turn in our beds, assuring us that
-we were the Princes in the Tower, or some less real characters invented
-by herself,” said Esther. “But indeed if James tells us that Mr.
-Garrick's gun practice smashed the cocoa-nut that serves Mr. Kendal as a
-head, I should not grieve. Tell us what happened, James.”
-
-“Oh, 'twas naught worth words to describe,” said James. “The man came to
-take counsel of Daddy in regard to a jest that Mr. Garrick had, unknown
-to his victim, played off upon him, and Mr. Garrick so worked upon him
-that Daddy had no chance to speak. But Mr. Garrick made fools of us as
-well, for I give you my word, though we were in with him in his jest,
-he had us blubbering like boobies when he laid his hand on the fellow's
-shoulder and spoke nonsense in a voice quivering and quavering as though
-he were at the point of breaking down.”
-
-Mrs. Burney the elder shook her head.
-
-“That is what I do not like--that trifling with sacred things,” she
-said. “'Tis not decent in a private house--I would not tolerate it even
-in a playhouse, and I see that you are of my opinion, James, though you
-may have been dragged into the abetting of Mr. Garrick in whatever mad
-scheme he had set himself upon perfecting.”
-
-“Oh, for that matter we are all sorry when we have been merry at the
-expense of another, even though he be an elderly coxcomb such as that
-Mr. Kendal,” said James. “But enough--more than enough--of coxcomb
-Kendal! Tell us of the Duchess's concert, Hetty. Were the matrimonial
-duets as successful as usual?”
-
-Esther, who had been disappointed that her stepmother had not yet said
-a word about the concert of the previous night given by the Dowager
-Duchess of Portland, at which she and her husband had performed,
-brightened up at her brother's question.
-
-“The concert was well enough,” she replied with an affectation of
-carelessness. “'Twas no better than many that have taken place under
-this roof. Her Grace and her grandees were very kind to us--we had
-enough plaudits to turn the head of Gabrielli herself.”
-
-“Oh, the Gabrielli's head has been turned so frequently that one can
-never tell when it sits straight on her shoulders,” said James.
-
-“She was _very_ civil to us last evening,” said Esther. “Indeed, she
-was civil to everyone until the enchanter Rauzzini sang the solo
-from _Piramo e Tisbe_ and swept the company off their feet. The poor
-Gabrielli had no chance against Rauzzini.”
-
-“Especially in a company that numbered many ladies,” said James, with a
-laugh. “You remember what Sir Joshua told us that Dr. Goldsmith had once
-said of Johnson?--that in his argument he was like the highwayman: when
-his pistol missed fire he knocked one down with the butt.”
-
-“I heard that upon one occasion Dr. Johnson knocked a man down with a
-heavy book, but I cannot imagine his ever firing a pistol,” remarked
-Mrs. Burney, who had been used, when the wife of a straightforward
-merchant of Lynn, to take every statement literally, and had not yet
-become accustomed to the involved mode of speaking of the brilliant
-young Burneys.
-
-“You mean that Rauzzini--I don't quite perceive what you do mean by your
-reference to Dr. Goldsmith's apt humour,” said Esther.
-
-“I only mean that among such a company as assembled at the Duchess's, if
-he missed fire with his singing, he glanced around with those dark eyes
-of his and the ladies went down before him by the score,” replied James.
-“Do not I speak the truth, Fanny?” he added, turning quickly to where
-Fanny was searching with her short-sighted eyes close to her work-basket
-for some material that seemed to be missing.
-
-But she had clearly heard her brother's question, for she did not need
-to raise her head or to ask him to repeat it.
-
-“Oh, we are all the slaves of the nobil' signor,” she said, and
-continued her search in the basket.
-
-“From the way he talked to us last night it might be fancied that it was
-he who was the captive,” said Esther.
-
-“And I do not doubt that he is living in a state of constant captivity,”
- laughed James. “Ay, or I should rather term it inconstant captivity,
-for I dare swear that those black eyes of his do a deal of roving in the
-course of a year--nay, in the course of a day. These singer fellows feel
-that 'tis due to their art, this moving the hearts of their hearers,
-by moving their own affections from heart to heart. The Rauzzini is, I
-fancy, like one of the splendid butterflies we came upon in the Straits,
-fluttering from flower to flower.”
-
-“I have heard no stories of his inconstancy, even from the Gabrielli
-when she was most envious of his plaudits,” said Esther, and she glanced
-at her sister, who was earnestly threading a needle.
-
-“You goose!” cried James to Esther. “Do you suppose that Gabrielli would
-tell you anything so greatly complimentary to him? In these days you
-cannot pay a man a greater compliment than to compare him to the fickle
-butterfly. You see that suggests a welcome from every flower.”
-
-“I protest that it is to sailors I have heard most compliments of that
-sort paid,” laughed Esther, and then, putting herself in a singing
-attitude before him, she lilted most delightfully:
-
- “Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more!
-
- Men were deceivers ever,
-
- One foot on sea-
-
-
-“ha, ha, brother James!
-
-
- and one on shore,
-
- To one thing constant never.
-
-“Now be advised by me, dear James, and do not attribute even in a
-cynical way, the vice of inconstancy to a singer, until you have left
-the Navy.”
-
-“I did not allude to it as a vice--rather as a virtue,” said James.
-“Just think of the hard fate of any girl to have such a person as a
-singer ever by her side!”
-
-He easily evaded the rush down upon him made by Hetty, and used his
-nautical skill to sail to the windward of her, as it were, until he had
-reached the door, whence he sent a parting shot at her.
-
-“You surely don't think that I hinted that your spouse was a singer,” he
-cried. “A singer! Oh, lud! I should be swaying away on all top ropes if
-I were to call the matrimonial duets singing.”
-
-He gave a shout of laughter as he caught the ball of wool which Esther
-threw at him, having picked it up from her stepmother's work-table. He
-returned it with a better aim, and before his sister could get a hand on
-it, he had shut the door, only opening it a little space a few seconds
-later to put in his head with a mocking word, withdrawing it at once,
-and then his foot was heard upon the stair, while he gave a sailor's
-version of Mr. Garrick's patriotic naval song:
-
- Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer.
-
-“He has gone before I had a chance of asking him to take a message
-to the cheesemonger,” said Mrs. Burney, calling out to him while she
-hurried after him out of the room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-|THE moment the two sisters were alone, the elder said quickly in a low
-voice, leaning across the table:
-
-“We had a long talk with Signor Rauzzini, my dearest Fanny. I could not,
-of course, tell you before mother.”
-
-“You mentioned his name; but were you discreet?” said Fanny. “I think
-mother felt that you were going too far when you referred to his eyes.
-Mother most surely believes that the dark eyes of an Italian form a
-topic that should not be discussed except by our elders, and then only
-with bated breath and a fearful glance around lest a word should be
-overheard.”
-
-“His eyes--you know his eyes, Fanny?”
-
-“Oh!” said Fanny, with an inflection that was between a sigh and a moan.
-
-“You should have seen them while he spoke of you,” said Esther. “Talk
-of flashes of lightning!--Dear child, it seemed so singular to us that a
-mite like you should inspire a grand passion in such a man. You are not
-angry with us, I know, but it was so indeed.”
-
-“Why should I feel angry with you for feeling just what I do myself,
-only more intensely,” said Fanny. “Tis one of the greatest mysteries of
-life--the only mystery of life that I have yet faced--why a man who is
-as handsome as an archangel, and who possesses a voice that an archangel
-might envy, should so much as glance at an insignificant young woman
-like myself! Oh! 'tis no wonder that the notion amused you, dear Hetty.”
-
-“It only diverted us for a time, I assure you, my Fanny; it did not
-take us very long to perceive how it was no laughing matter, but, on
-the contrary, a very serious matter. Signor Rauzzini is, as I said, an
-enchanter, but do you not think that 'tis somewhat dangerous to--to----”
-
-“To play with fire? That is what is on your mind, dear--to allow
-the fire of his Roman eyes to play about me? Dangerous? I admit that
-wherever there is fire there is danger, especially when it flashes from
-such eyes.”
-
-“I am glad that you need no warning, child. As your elder sister I am
-pleased that--that--but no one in the house seems to think for a moment
-that the favour he has so distinctly shown to you can mean anything.
-Indeed, until last night, neither Charles nor I could believe----”
-
-Fanny laughed, half closing her short-sighted eyes with a curious
-expression as she looked at her sister.
-
-“It is only natural, my dear Hettina,” she said.
-
-“Have I ever ventured to suggest that I am other than the dunce of the
-family?”
-
-“You have always been absurdly humble, Fanny, and I have never hesitated
-to say so,” cried Esther. “I am sure that none of us could have made up
-such clever little pieces to act as you did when we were children. And
-as for writing, could any of us have so neatly copied out the padre's
-History as you did last year? Mr. Crisp, too--he never takes pleasure in
-any letters of the family except what you write for him.”
-
-“All perfectly true, my Hettina,” replied Fanny. “But where am I when
-the house is filled with visitors? You know that I am nobody--that all
-I pray for with all my heart is that no one will take any notice of me,
-and I think I can say that my prayer is nearly always granted.”
-
-“That is because you are so dreadfully--so absurdly shy,” said Esther.
-“You are the little mouse that is evermore on the look out for a hole
-into which you can creep and be safe from the observation of all eyes.
-You are ever trying to escape, unless when Mr. Garrick is here.”
-
-“Dear Hettina, I know my place--that is all. I have weak eyes, but quick
-ears, and I have heard strangers ask, when they have heard you sing and
-Susan play, who the little short-sighted girl in the corner is and what
-she means to do for the entertainment of the company. When they are
-assured that I am one of the clever Burney family they whisper an
-incredulous 'No?' They cannot believe that so insignificant a person as
-myself can be one of you.”
-
-“Tis your morbid self-consciousness, Fanny, that suggests so much to
-you.”
-
-“Oh, no; I was the dunce from the first. You know that while you could
-read any book with ease when you were six, I did not even know my
-letters when I was eight. Don't you remember how James made a jest of
-my thirst for knowledge by pretending to teach me the alphabet with the
-page turned upside down? And when you had gone to school at Paris and
-it was my turn as the next eldest, the wise padre perceived in a moment
-that the money would be much better spent upon Susan and Lottie, and
-they went to be educated while I remained at home in ignorance? The dear
-padre was right: he knew that I should have been miserable among bright
-girls away from home.”
-
-There was a pause before the elder sister said quite pathetically:
-
-“My poor Fanny! I wonder if you have not been treated shabbily among
-us.”
-
-“Not. I, my Hettina. I have always been treated fairly. I have had as
-many treats as any of you; when you were learning so much in Paris I
-have been learning quite a number of things at home. And one of the
-most important things I learned was that so brilliant a person as Signor
-Rauzzini could never be happy if married to so insignificant a person as
-Fanny Burney.”
-
-Esther gave a little sigh of relief.
-
-“Indeed I think that your conclusion is a right one, dear,” she said.
-“We both came to the conclusion--Charles and I--that it would be a huge
-misfortune if you should allow yourself to be attracted by the glamour
-that attaches to the appearance of such a man as the Rauzzini, though,
-mind you, I believe that he honestly fancies himself in love with
-you--oh, he made no disguise of it in talking with us last night. But I
-hoped that you would be sensible.”
-
-“Oh, in the matter of sense I am the equal of anyone in the family,”
- said Fanny, laughing. “That I mean to make my one accomplishment--good
-sense. That is the precious endowment of the dunce of the clever
-family--good sense; the one who stands next to the dunce in the lack of
-accomplishments should be endowed with good nature. Good sense and good
-nature go hand in hand in plain grey taffeta, not down the primrose
-paths of life, but along the King's highway of every day, where they run
-no chance of jostling the simple foot-passengers or exciting the envy
-of any by the flaunting of feathers in their face. Good sense and good
-nature are best satisfied when they attract no attention, but pass on to
-obscurity, smiling at the struggle of others to be accounted persons of
-importance.”
-
-“Then you have indeed made up your mind to marry Mr. Barlowe?” cried
-Esther.
-
-Fanny laughed enigmatically.
-
-“Does it not mean rather that I have made up my mind not to marry Mr.
-Barlowe?” she cried.
-
-Esther looked puzzled: she was puzzled, and that was just what Fanny
-meant her to be.
-
-But then she looked piqued, as elder sisters do when puzzled by the
-words or the acts of the younger. What business have younger sisters
-puzzling their elders? Their doing so suggests pertness when the elders
-are unmarried, but sheer insubordination when they are married; and
-Esther was by no means willing at any time to abrogate the privileges of
-her position as a married woman.
-
-“I protest that I do not understand your meaning, Fanny,” she said,
-raising her chin in a way that gave her head a dignified poise. There
-was also a chill dignity in the tone of her voice.
-
-“Dear Hettina, I ask your pardon,” cried Fanny quickly. “I fear that
-I replied to you with a shameful unreasonableness. But indeed I am not
-sure that you had reason on your side when you assumed that because I
-was ready to acknowledge that it would not mean happiness to our dear
-Signor Rauzzini to marry an insignificant person like myself, I was
-therefore prepared to throw myself into the arms of Mr. Barlowe.”
-
-“I fancied that--that--but you may have another suitor in your mind
-whose name you have not mentioned to anyone.”
-
-“Why should it be necessary for me to have a suitor of any kind? Is it
-not possible to conceive of the existence of a young woman without a row
-of suitors in the background? I admit that the 'Odyssey' of Homer--you
-remember how I used to listen to your reading of Mr. Broome's
-translation to mother--would be shorn of much of its interest but for
-that background of suitors in one of the last books, but--well, my dear
-sister, I hold that the alternative song of life to the matrimonial duet
-is the spinster's solo, and it does not seem to me to be quite devoid of
-interest.”
-
-“Oh, I took it for granted----” began Esther, when Fanny broke in upon
-her.
-
-“Yes, I know what all the happily wedded ones take for granted,” she
-cried. “You assume that the wedded life is the only one worth living;
-but as we are told in the Bible that there is one glory of the sun and
-another of the moon, so I hold that I am justified in believing that if
-matrimony be celestial, spinsterhood is terrestrial, but a glory all the
-same, and not unattractive to me. I may be wise enough to content myself
-with the subdued charm of moonlight if it so be that I am shut off from
-the midday splendour of matrimony.”
-
-Esther did not laugh in the least as did her sister when she had
-spoken with an air of finality. She only made a little motion with her
-shoulders suggesting a shrug, while she said:
-
-“I hope you will succeed in convincing mother that your views are the
-best for the household; but I think you will have some difficulty in
-doing so, considering what a family of girls we are.”
-
-“I do not doubt that mother will be on the side of immediate matrimony
-and poor Mr. Barlowe,” said Fanny.
-
-“Why poor Mr. Barlowe?” cried Esther. “He is a young man of excellent
-principles, and he has never given his parents a day's trouble. It
-is understood that if he marries sensibly he will be admitted to a
-partnership in the business, so that----”
-
-“Principles and a partnership make for matrimonial happiness, I doubt
-not,” said Fanny. “And I doubt not that Dr. Fell had both excellent
-principles and an excellent practice; still someone has recorded in
-deathless verse that she--I assume the sex--did not like that excellent
-man.”
-
-“And you do not like Mr. Barlowe on the same mysterious grounds?” said
-Hetty.
-
-“Nay, I am not so unreasonable, I hope,” replied Fanny. “But--but--dear
-sister, I remember how I thought that the song of the linnet which was
-in our little garden at Lynn was the loveliest strain of the grove, and
-such was my belief until I awoke one night at Chessington and heard the
-nightingale.”
-
-“You are puzzling--singularly puzzling today,” said Esther frowning.
-“You have started two or three mystifying parables already. You told
-me some time ago as a great secret that you had been renewing your
-story-writing, in spite of your having burnt all that you had written
-for our edification--all that story--what was its name? The heroine was
-one Caroline Evelyn. You were ever an obedient child, or you would not
-have sacrificed your offspring at the bidding of our new mother, though
-the advice that she gave you was good, if you have not quite adhered to
-it. Novel writing is not for young ladies any more than novel reading,
-and certainly talking in parables is worse still. Well, I have no more
-time to spend over your puzzles.”
-
-“You would not find their solution to repay you, my dear,” said Fanny.
-
-“Still, I am pleased to learn that you take a sensible view of Signor
-Rauzzini and his heroics--but, indeed, I cannot see that Mr. Barlowe
-should not be considered, with his prospects--his father is a mercer in
-gold and silver lace, as you know----”
-
-“I have heard so--it is a profitable trade, I believe.”
-
-“None more so. It is impossible to believe that a time will ever come
-when gold and silver lace will cease to be worn by gentlemen.”
-
-“That would be an evil day for England as well as for Messieurs Barlowe,
-_père et fils_. But thank heaven it is not yet in sight. Good morning,
-dear sister; and be assured you have my thanks for your advice. But
-mind you keep my little secret about the writing. Good-bye. You can face
-mother boldly, knowing that you have carried out her commission to the
-letter, and very neatly and discreetly into the bargain.”
-
-“I would not have done so if her views had not been mine also; as for
-your writing--you may depend on my keeping your secret. But you will
-have to get the padre's permission to have it printed--that's something
-still in the far future, I suppose;”--and the elder sister stooped to
-kiss the younger--Fanny was not up to the shoulder of the beautiful and
-stately Esther.
-
-And so they parted.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-|FANNY BURNEY had been forced, for the first time, to make her sister
-aware of the fact that she knew she was looked on as the dunce of the
-brilliant Burney family. She could see that her doing so had startled
-her sister, for neither Esther nor any of the other girls had ever
-suggested to her that they thought of her as being on a different level
-from themselves, though it was tacitly allowed that it was a great
-pity that Fanny did not emulate them in taking pains to shine as it was
-expected the children of that estimable master of music, Dr. Burney,
-should shine, so as to make the house in that narrow little street off
-Leicester Fields attractive to its many distinguished visitors.
-
-Fanny had truly defined her place in the household. She had recognized
-her place for several years; but there was not the least suggestion of
-rancour in her tone when talking to her brilliant elder sister, for
-the simple reason that there was no bitterness in her heart against any
-member of the family for being cleverer than herself. Fanny took pride
-in the accomplishments of her sisters, and was quite content with her
-position in relation to them. She got on well with all of them, because
-she was fond of them all, and they were all fond of her. She had not
-rebelled when her father had sent her younger sisters to be educated
-in Paris, and had allowed her to pick up her own education as best she
-might in his own library; and it had been a great happiness to her to be
-allowed the privilege of copying out for the press the first volume of
-her father's “History of Music.” It was her stepmother who, finding
-out that Fanny had what Mrs. Burney called “a taste for writing,” had
-suggested that that was the legitimate channel in which such a taste
-should flow; and it was her stepmother who had induced her to make a
-bonfire of all her own writings--the scribblings of her girlhood that
-represented the foolish errant flow of her “taste for writing “: and
-now and again she had a consciousness of her own duplicity in failing
-to resist the impulse that had come upon her to do some more of what her
-mother termed her “girlish scribbling.”
-
-One of the guilty secrets that Fanny cherished was that when it was
-believed she was writing her long letters to her old friend Mr. Crisp,
-she had been composing a novel which was now about to be given to the
-world; the second was that Signor Rauzzini, the handsome young Roman
-singer with whom half the fashionable ladies of the town were in love,
-was in love with her.
-
-These were two secrets worth the cherishing, she knew; and the thought
-of them more than compensated her for the reflection that she was the
-dunce of the family, and that the unconscious tone of patronage adopted
-toward her by her elder sister and the dreadful compliments paid to her
-plain sewing, as though plain sewing represented the highest hopes that
-could reasonably be entertained in regard to her, were only to be looked
-for in the circumstances.
-
-The two secrets were closely bound up together, she knew. She had the
-deepest affection for Signor Rauzzini. How could she fail to return the
-feeling which the whisper of his musical voice had told her he had
-conceived for her? He loved her in spite of the fact that she was the
-least attractive member of the family--in spite of the fact that half
-the town was at his feet, and that he might have made his choice from
-among the best. He had chosen her whom no one else had ever noticed,
-with the exception of her father's old friend, Mr. Crisp, and--oh, yes
-(she laughed now, perceiving that she had done an injustice to the other
-person who had been attracted to her--mainly, she thought, on account of
-her reputation for plain sewing)--a young man named Thomas Barlowe, the
-excellent son of the well-known mercer of gold and silver lace, in the
-Poultry!
-
-Thinking of young Mr. Barlowe by the side of Signor Rauzzini,
-Fanny laughed again. She had so restricted an opinion of her own
-attractiveness that the tears actually came into her eyes for having
-given that derisive laugh as she compared the two young men; and she
-felt that she had been grossly ungrateful to young Mr. Barlowe; for even
-young Mr. Barlowe had a right to look above her level for a wife. As the
-daughter of a simple music master with a large family she could have no
-endowment so far as worldly goods were concerned; and she knew that the
-practical parents of young business men, as a rule, looked for their
-sons to marry, if not great fortunes, at least young women with a few
-thousands to their names.
-
-She felt that she had treated the condescending young Mr. Barlowe very
-badly in laughing at the poor figure he cut by the side of the angelic
-Roman singer--she had failed to resist the temptation to call Signor
-Rauzzini angelic in one of her letters to Mr. Crisp--and now,
-in thinking of Mr. Barlowe as a very worthy young man, she was
-unconsciously relegating him to a hopeless position as a lover. It
-is not the very worthy young men who are beloved by young women of a
-romantic temperament: if it were there would be very few romances
-left. But little Miss Burney desired only to ease the twinges of her
-conscience for having laughed at the thought of young Tommy Barlowe; and
-she thought that she had done the right thing in assuring herself that
-he was a very worthy person.
-
-And then she thought no more about him. She had a feeling that to give
-another thought to him when she had such a man as Signor Rauzzini
-to think about, would be a constructive act of treason in regard to
-Rauzzini. She had received many hints from her stepmother to the effect
-that all the family considered her to be a very fortunate young woman
-(all things taken into account) in having a chance of marrying the
-Thomas who seemed ready to pay his addresses to her; but though quite
-submissive to her stepmother in household matters, she was ready to face
-her with the “Never!” of the avowed rebel in the matter of consenting
-to wed the highly approved Thomas, and so she dismissed him from her
-thoughts, in favour of the man whom she loved.
-
-But thinking of the man whom she loved was by no means equivalent to
-passing into a region of unalloyed happiness. She had mystified her
-sister by the way in which she had spoken about Signor Rauzzini, and the
-seal had been put upon the mystery by her frank acknowledgment that she
-did not think a union between so distinguished a man as Rauzzini and so
-insignificant a person as herself was likely to be satisfactory.
-
-She had certainly allowed Hetty to go away believing that this was
-in her mind; and that was just what was in her mind when her thoughts
-turned from Thomas, whom she considered so estimable, to Rauzzini,
-whom she loved. She loved the Roman singer so truly that she had made a
-resolution never to consent to his marrying anyone so insignificant as
-she believed herself to be.
-
-She had no illusions regarding herself. She knew just how good-looking
-she was; she knew that by the side of any of her sisters she was almost
-plain; but that she had a pleasing, simple face of a very ordinary type.
-She knew that she could love with the truest devotion and she could
-trust herself not to change with time. But she felt that these were not
-beyond the traits of the ordinary young woman, and that they did
-not lift her from the level of insignificance to the level of Signor
-Rauzzini.
-
-She knew that she was at that moment an insignificant person; and she
-made no attempt to think of herself as otherwise.
-
-Yes; but she had heard of people--even young women--being insignificant
-one day, and the next springing to a pinnacle of fame to which all eyes
-looked up. How would it be if she were destined to reach in a moment
-a position that would place her on a level with the man of her
-thoughts--the man whose fame as a singer had caused him to be the centre
-round which every conversation in the most notable circles turned?
-Everyone was talking in praise of Rauzzini; and she herself thought of
-him as occupying a place on a height as far above her as King Cophetua's
-throne was above the marble steps at the foot of which the beggar maid
-had crouched; but in her mind there was the possibility that her name
-might one day be spoken by the world in connection with an achievement
-that would raise her from the insignificance of Fanny Burney to the
-importance of Signor Rauzzini, and prevent people from asking what on
-earth had induced so glorious a person as he to make her his wife!
-
-That was the secret dream which filled the imagination of this
-imaginative young woman--the same dream as comes to so many young women
-who have written the last chapter of a book and sent it forth for the
-world to receive with acclaim--the dream of fame--of immortality! She
-had written a novel and it was about to be given to the world, if the
-world would have it, and upon its success her happiness depended. If
-it brought her fame, it would place her by the side of the man whom
-she loved; but if it failed, then she would remain a person of no
-significance, and quite unworthy of sharing the honours which were
-showered upon her lover. She had imagination, and this faculty it was
-that made her more than doubtful of the success of King Cophetua's rash
-experiment. She felt sure that King Cophetua had now and again, turning
-suddenly round, caught one of his courtiers with his tongue in his
-cheek when his Majesty was entering the throne-room with his shy and
-insignificant Queen by his side, and that the Queen had occasionally
-overheard the whispers of her maids of honour, when they did not know
-she was at hand, asking one another what on earth the King had seen in
-her that induced him to make her his consort. Little Miss Burney had
-long ago made up her mind that the union of King Cophetua and his beggar
-maid was far from being a happy one--that the King looked around him and
-saw several princesses of great beauty and quite devoid of shyness who
-were fully acquainted with the convenances of his court and would not,
-if he had married any one of them, have made the mistakes which she was
-sure the young person whom he had elevated had fallen into, causing him
-constant irritation.
-
-Little Miss Burney had resolved that she would never play the part of
-a crowned beggar maid. The man whom she loved had won fame for himself,
-and she would not go to him unless she, too, had at least made such
-a name for herself as should prevent her from feeling herself in the
-position of the beggar maid whom King Cophetua had raised to his side.
-Little Miss Burney resolved that although she could scarcely expect to
-go to her lover wearing purple robes embroidered with gold, she could,
-at any rate, refrain from wearing beggars' rags. She had her ambitions,
-and she felt that they were not ignoble, but that they made for the
-happiness of the man she loved, and who had been gracious enough to love
-her--the least attractive member of the family.
-
-But after she had sat for some time with her hands lying idle on the
-sempstress' work at which she had been engaged on the departure of her
-sister--after her imagination had carried her much farther away than she
-intended it should, she was sensible of a return to the cold world from
-which she had soared. Her heart, which had begun to beat quickly when
-Hetty had told her how the divine Rauzzini had spoken of her, sank
-within her as she seemed to hear a voice asking who was she that she
-should hope to reach by the publication of that story which she had been
-writing by stealth and at odd times during the past three years, even
-the smallest measure of fame that would compare with that of Signor
-Rauzzini? What fame attached to the writing of a novel in comparison
-with that achieved by the enchantment of a singer who had power to move
-the hearts of men and women as it pleased him? Orpheus--ah, what
-fame could compare with the fame of Orpheus, the singer? His was a
-heaven-sent gift. What was her little talent compared with such a gift?
-If she had the ability even to make music such as one of her sisters
-could bring forth from the keys of the piano, she would have a better
-chance of being accounted worthy of a place beside Signor Rauzzini than
-if her novel found its way to the shelves of many readers. The writing
-of a novel was a poor achievement--nay, in the opinion of a good many
-people, including her own stepmother--a most practical woman--it was
-something to be ashamed of; and Fanny herself, thinking over all
-the novels written by women which she herself had read--most of them
-surreptitiously--was disposed to agree with her. That was why she had
-kept as a secret for more than three years the fact that she was trying
-to write a novel. Her father knew nothing of it, and her stepmother was
-equally uninformed. Even her old friend Mr. Crisp, to whom she wrote
-voluminous letters week after week, and to whom she gave her confidence
-on many matters, had no suspicion that she had written her novel.
-
-She had thought it prudent to keep this matter hidden from them, for she
-did not doubt that if she had told any one of them of her project, she
-would never have a chance of realizing it. They would certainly have
-pronounced against such a proceeding even before a page of her novel
-came to be written.
-
-And yet it was the thought that this novel was shortly to be published
-that had caused her to feel that she was drawing nearer to her lover.
-
-As she reflected upon this, sitting idly over her work when her sister
-had left the house, her tears began to fall, not in a torrent, but
-slowly dropping at intervals upon the fabric which she had been sewing.
-She felt very sad, very hopeless, very lonely.
-
-Nor could it be said that the sudden return of Mrs. Burney meant a
-return of happiness to the girl.
-
-Mrs. Burney did not consider that Fanny had made satisfactory progress
-with her work, and did not hesitate to express her opinion to this
-effect. But she was not imprudently unkind; for young Mr. Barlowe had
-just written to her, begging permission to pay his respects to Mrs.
-Burney and her daughter that evening, and she meant that Fanny should be
-in a good humour to entertain him.
-
-Mrs. Burney had great hopes that the question of Fanny's future--a
-constant topic of conversation and consultation between her and her
-husband--might be settled by a series of visits of young Mr. Barlowe.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-|YOUNG Mr. Barlowe took himself very seriously, and he had every right
-to do so; for a more serious young man was not to be found in business
-in London. He had been brought up to look upon everything in the world
-as having an intimate connection with business, and it had always been
-impressed upon him that business meant the increase of money, and that
-there was hardly anything in the world worth giving a thought to apart
-from the increase of money. It never occurred to any of his preceptors
-to suggest that the advantage of increasing one's money lay in the
-splendid possibilities of spending it. The art of making money forms
-the whole curriculum of a business man's education; he is supposed to
-require no instruction in the art of spending it. Thus it is that, by
-attending only to one side of the question, so many business men lead
-much less interesting lives than they might, if they had it in their
-power to place themselves under the guidance of a trustworthy professor
-of the Art of Spending. But no Chair of Spending has yet been provided
-at any University, nor is there any instructor on this important branch
-of business education at any of the City schools, hence it is that the
-sons of so many money-making men turn out spendthrifts. They have been
-taught only one side of the great money question, and that the less
-important side into the bargain. In making an honest endeavour to master
-the other side, usually on the death of a father or a bachelor uncle,
-both looked on as close-fisted curmudgeons, a good many young men find
-themselves in difficulties.
-
-Young Mr. Barlowe, on being introduced to the Burney family, through the
-circumstance of Mrs. Burney's first husband having done business with
-Mr. Barlowe the elder, found himself in a strange atmosphere. He had
-never before imagined the existence of a household where music and plays
-and books were talked about as if these were the profitable topics of
-life. Previously he had lived in a house where the only profitable topic
-was thought to be the Profits. At his father's table in the Poultry the
-conversation never travelled beyond the Profits. The likelihood of a
-rise in the price of gold or silver sometimes induced the father to
-increase his stock of bullion without delay, and then if the price rose,
-he could conscientiously charge his customers for the lace at such a
-rate per ounce as gave him a clear five per cent, extra profit; and it
-was upon such possibilities that the conversation in the Poultry parlour
-invariably turned.
-
-And here were these Burneys talking with extraordinary eagerness and
-vivacity upon such matters as the treatment by a singer named Gabrielli
-of one of the phrases in a song of Mr. Handel's, beginning: “Angels ever
-bright and fair”! For himself, young Mr. Barlowe thought that there
-was no need for so much repetition in any song. “Angels ever bright and
-fair, Take, oh take me to your care”--that was the whole thing, as it
-seemed to him; and when that request had been made once he thought it
-was quite enough; to repeat it half a dozen times was irritating and
-really tended to defeat its purpose. Only children in the nursery
-kept reiterating their requests. But he had heard Dr. Burney and
-his son-in-law, Esther's husband, discuss the Gabrielli's apparently
-unauthorized pause before the second violins suggested (as it appeared
-to the younger musician) a whisper of assent floating from the heaven;
-and all the members of the family except Fanny had taken sides in the
-controversy, as though a thing like that had any bearing upon the daily
-life of the City!
-
-Thomas Barlowe was amazed at the childishness of the discussion, and he
-was particularly struck by the silence of Fanny on this occasion. She
-was silent, he was sure, because she agreed with him in thinking it
-ridiculous to waste words over a point that should be relegated to the
-nursery for settlement.
-
-“They seem pleasant enough people in their way,” he told his mother
-after his first visit. “But they know nothing of what is going on in the
-world--the real world, of which the Poultry is the centre. It might
-be expected that the young man who is a naval officer and has seen the
-world would know something of the import of the question when I asked
-him what direction he thought gold would move in; but he only winked and
-replied, 'Not across my hawse, I dare swear,' and the others laughed as
-if he had said something humorous.”
-
-“Mayhap it was humorous,” suggested his mother gravely.
-
-“It would be sheer ribaldry for anyone to jest upon such a subject
-as the fluctuations in the price of silver,” said Thomas slowly.
-“Lieutenant Burney must surely know how serious a matter would be a fall
-of a fraction of a crown when we have bought heavily in prospect of
-a rise. But Miss Burney looks to be different from the others of the
-family. I have told you that while her father, and indeed all the rest,
-were talking excitedly on that ridiculous point in Mr. Handel's music,
-she sat in silence. She is short-sighted, but I noticed more than once
-that she had her eyes fixed on me, as if she had found something to
-study in me. She is, I think, a steady, observant young lady. When Mrs.
-Burney said she hoped that I would visit them again, I think I perceived
-a sort of interest on Miss Burney's face as she awaited my answer.”
-
-Thomas had resolved not to frustrate the hopes that Mrs. Burney had
-expressed as to his paying another visit--as a matter of fact he had
-come three times, and on every occasion he had devoted himself to
-Fanny--to be more exact than Mrs. Burney, who had described his
-attentions in this phrase, he had passed his time subjecting her to a
-sort of catechism with a view to discover if she would make him the
-sort of wife that would suit him. It appeared that the result of his
-inquisition was satisfactory, and that his attentions were gradually
-becoming intentions; but Mrs. Burney had never gone farther than to
-comment favourably to Fanny upon the young man's steadiness, and to
-suggest that the young woman whom he might choose to be his wife would
-be fortunate, steady young men with good prospects in the City being far
-from abundant. She had never gone so far as to ask Fanny if she would
-accept good fortune coming to her in such a form; though Fanny knew very
-well that she had asked Esther to sound her on this point.
-
-How far Esther's mission was accounted successful by their stepmother,
-Fanny, of course, could not guess; but at any rate Thomas was to pay a
-visit after dinner, and Fanny felt that it was necessary for her to be
-discreet. It had been very interesting for her to study Thomas, with the
-possibility before her of writing a second novel, in which some of
-his traits of character might be introduced with advantage; but she
-perceived how there was a likelihood of her course of study being paid
-for at too high a rate; so she resolved--to be discreet beyond her
-ordinary exercise of a virtue which she displayed at all times of her
-life.
-
-So Thomas came to the house in St. Martin's Street while tea was
-being served in the drawingroom, to the accompaniment of a duet on
-the piano--Dr. Burney had quickly perceived the merits of this new
-instrument over that of the harpsichord--between Susan and her father.
-Very close to the instrument, pressing the receiver of his ear-trumpet
-to the woodwork of the case, sat Sir Joshua Reynolds, while his
-sister--a lady of middle age who was gradually relinquishing the idea
-that she, too, could paint portraits--was suffering Mrs. Burney
-to explain to her the advantages of Lynn over London as a place of
-residence for people anxious to economize.
-
-Fanny was at the table where the teapot and urn were being drawn on, and
-close to her sat her brother James, with a volume like an account-book
-lying face down on the table while he drank his tea.
-
-The progress of the duet was not arrested by the entrance of young Mr.
-Barlowe, but he looked in the direction of the instrument when he had
-shaken hands with Mrs. Burney and bowed to Miss Reynolds. It was obvious
-that he was mystified by seeing Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet pressed against
-the sound-conducting case of the piano. He was still looking at it with
-curious eyes while he greeted Fanny with the concentrated politeness of
-the Poultry.
-
-Lieutenant Burney roused himself from his lolling attitude when he saw
-the puzzled look on the young man's face, and he obligingly endeavoured
-to explain away the mystery.
-
-“'Tis no wonder that you are amazed, Mr. Barlowe,” he said in a
-whisper. “I own that when it was first brought to my notice I thought it
-extraordinary. A marvellous instrument, is it not, that is played by the
-ear instead of by the mouth? And yet you must own that some of the notes
-it produces are very fine--much more delicate than could be produced by
-any other means.”
-
-“I do not profess to be a judge of music, sir,” said Thomas; “but I
-know what pleases me.” Fanny wondered how often she had heard that
-same boast--the attempt of complete ignorance to be accredited with the
-virtue of frankness. “Yes, I own that I consider the music monstrous
-pretty; but with the ear--that is what puzzles me: it seems a simple
-trumpet, such as is blown by the mouth.”
-
-“Pray do not let my father hear you say that, Mr. Barlowe,” whispered
-James. “That instrument is his fondest. You know that he has written a
-'History of Music'?”
-
-“All the world knows that, sir,” replied Thomas gallantly. “I have not
-yet found time to read it myself, but----”
-
-“Neither have I, sir; but I understand that that instrument which seems
-new to such simpletons as you and I is really as ancient as the pyramids
-of Egypt--nay, more so, for my father discovered in his researches that
-this was the identical form of the first instrument made by Tubal Cain
-himself.”
-
-“Is't possible? In our Family Bible there is a picture of Tubal Cain,
-but he is depicted blowing through a conch shell.”
-
-“A shell! Ah! such was the ignorance of the world on these matters
-before my father wrote his History. But he has managed to clear up
-many points upon which complete ignorance or very erroneous opinions
-prevailed. It is not generally known, for instance, that Tubal had his
-second name given to him by reason of his habitually murdering every
-musical piece that he attempted to play.”
-
-“But he was the inventor, was he not?”
-
-“Quite true, Mr. Barlowe. But that fact, you must admit, only made his
-offence the more flagrant. So the inscriptions on the rocks assert; and
-there are some sensible people nowadays who believe that Tubal's second
-and very suggestive name should be coupled with the names of many more
-recent performers on musical instruments.”
-
-“You do not allude to the gentleman who is playing that new
-instrument--I mean that very ancient instrument--by the side of Dr.
-Burney?”
-
-“Oh, surely not. That gentleman is one of the most notable performers of
-our age, Mr. Barlowe. I ask you plainly, sir, have you ever seen, even
-at a raree show, a musician who could play an instrument with his ear
-and produce such a good effect? You can easily believe that a vast
-amount of ingenuity is needed to produce even the simplest sound in that
-way.”
-
-“If I had not it demonstrated before my eyes I should not believe it
-possible. I protest, sir, that the effect is very pretty. Is't not so,
-Miss Burney?”
-
-The young man turned to Fanny, who was doing her best to refrain from an
-outburst of laughter; she could not trust herself to put her cup of tea
-to her lips while her brother was continuing his fooling. She thought
-that it was scarcely good manners of him to play such a jest upon a
-visitor, though she knew the ward-room code of manners which her naval
-brother had acquired was very liberal on such points. She was about to
-give Mr. Barlowe a hint of the truth of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet, but
-James, perceiving her intention, defeated it by saying in a tone above a
-whisper:
-
-“Cain--we mentioned Cain, did we not, Mr. Barlowe? Oh, yes; and it must
-have occurred to you how strangely customs have altered during the past
-ten years--how strongly opposed people are to-day to principles that
-were accepted without demur so recently as in our own boyhood. You take
-my meaning, sir?”
-
-Mr. Barlowe did not look as if he quite grasped Lieutenant Burney's
-drift, and Fanny felt it incumbent on her to prevent further fooling (as
-he thought she would) by remarking:
-
-“My brother means, Mr. Barlowe, that 'tis remarkable how many changes
-are being made in many ways--but what he had in his mind was, of course,
-in respect to the forte-piano--on which my father and sister are
-playing a duet: only a few years ago no one thought to improve upon
-the harpsichord; and yet my father asserts that in a short time the
-harpsichord will be no more than a curiosity--that the forte-piano--or
-as we simply call it now, the piano, will take its place in every
-household. That is what you meant, was it not, James?”
-
-“I was thinking of Cain and his profession--Cain, the good old murderer,
-rather than of Tubal Cain, who was perhaps equally criminal in inventing
-the liveliest source of human torture,” replied James gravely. “Yes,
-I was thinking--suggested by the mention of Cain--how strange people
-nowadays would regard my father's intentions regarding my future when
-he assumed that I should have the best chance for cultivating my bent,
-which he had early recognized in me, by sending me, before it became too
-late, to be educated for the profession to an accomplished murderer.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-|YOUNG Mr. Barlowe started so violently that he spilt his tea over his
-knees; for just before James had uttered his last sentence the music
-stopped, but as it had been somewhat loud in the final bars, and James
-had raised his voice in the same proportion, the inertia of his tone
-defied any attempt to modulate it, so that it was almost with a shout
-that he had declared that he had been sent to be educated in his
-profession to a murderer.
-
-Fanny was too much overcome by the ludicrous aspect of the contretemps
-to be able to laugh. Her brother, who had had no intention of startling
-anyone in the room except young Mr. Barlowe, hung his head and was
-blushing under the South Sea tan of his skin; Sir Joshua Reynolds had
-heard nothing after the crashing chords that concluded the duet; but
-poor Miss Reynolds almost sprang from her chair in horror.
-
-Mrs. Burney was very angry.
-
-“You have been making a fool of yourself as usual, James,” she cried.
-“Pray give Mr. Barlowe another cup of tea, Fanny. I vow that 'tis a
-shame for you, James Burney, to treat such a company as though you were
-on the deck of the _Adventure_ facing your South Sea savages.”
-
-But Dr. Burney, with his customary tact, raised a hand half reprovingly
-toward his wife.
-
-“Give Mr. Barlowe his cup, and then pass one to me, Fanny,” he said,
-rising from the piano. “You know that James has spoken no more than
-the truth, my dear,” he added, smiling at his wife. “I can see that the
-rascal has been fooling while our backs were turned to him; but we know
-that he spoke no more than the truth--at least in that one sentence
-which he bawled out for us. He was, indeed, sent to a school where he
-was placed under an accomplished usher who was some time after hanged
-as a murderer. You see, madam----” he had turned, still smiling, to Miss
-Reynolds, thereby doing much to restore her confidence in the sanity of
-the family--“You see that James was from the first so desperate a young
-rascal that, just as a boy who is an adept at figures is educated for
-the counting-house, and one who spends all the day before he is six
-picking out tunes on the harpsichord should be apprenticed, as I was, to
-a musician, so we thought our James should be sent whither he could
-be properly grounded in the only profession at which he was likely to
-excel. But, alas! the poor usher was carried off by the police, tried at
-the next assizes and duly hanged before James had made much progress in
-his studies; but I believe that a few years in the navy does as much
-for a youth who has made up his mind to succeed, as a protracted course
-under a fully qualified criminal.”
-
-Miss Reynolds looked as if she were not quite certain that, in spite of
-his smiles, Dr. Burney was jesting; but when Mrs. Burney, seeing how her
-husband's mock seriousness was likely to produce a wrong impression upon
-plain people, said:
-
-“You must recall hearing about Mr. Eugene Aram some years back, Mrs.
-Reynolds,” that lady showed that her mind was greatly relieved.
-
-“I recall the matter without difficulty,” she said. “The man was usher
-at the grammar school at Lynn.”
-
-“And no school had a more learned teacher than that unfortunate man,”
- said Sir Joshua. Young Mr. Barlowe had been divided in his amazement
-at what Dr. Burney had said, and at the sight of Sir Joshua holding the
-trumpet to his ear, though the instrument remained mute. He had never
-found himself within the circle of so startling a society. He wished
-himself safe at home in the Poultry, where people talked sense and made
-no attempt to blow a trumpet with their ears.
-
-“James had acquired quite a liking for poor Aram,” said Dr. Burney,
-“and, indeed, I own to having had a high opinion of the man's ability
-myself. It was to enable him to purchase books necessary for his studies
-in philology that he killed his victim--a contemptible curmudgeon named
-Johnstone. I fear that all our sympathy was on the side of the usher.”
-
-“I was greatly interested in Mr. Aram, and read a full account of his
-trial,” said Sir Joshua.
-
-“I wonder that a man of so sensitive a mind as his did not so brood over
-his crime as to cause suspicion to fall on him earlier than it did.”
-
-“Only upon one occasion it seemed that he was affected by an incident
-which might possibly have awakened some suspicion in the mind of a
-person given to suspicion,” said Dr. Burney.
-
-“James had been presented with a copy of the translation of Gessner's
-'Death of Abel'--everyone was going mad about the book that year--more
-copies were sold of it than of any translation since Pope's 'Homer,' but
-I fancy James found it dull enough reading. He had it on his knee trying
-to get through a page or two in case the kind donor might question him
-upon it, when the usher came up. He took the volume in his hand and
-glanced at the title. Down the book fell from his grasp and he hurried
-away without a word--'as if he had been stung,' James said, in telling
-us about it, to excuse the broken cover. Of course, I never gave a
-thought to the matter at the time; but when I heard of the arrest of
-Eugene Aram the following year, I recalled the incident.”
-
-“I should like to make a picture of the scene, and name it 'Remorse,'”
- said Reynolds.
-
-(_He never did make such a picture; many years had passed, and Lieutenant
-Burney had become an Admiral before his narration of the incident
-touched the imagination of a poet who dealt with it in verse that has
-thrilled a good many readers._)
-
-Thomas Barlowe was not greatly thrilled by the story as told by Dr.
-Burney. He seemed rather shocked to find himself at the table with
-someone who had been taught by a murderer. He glanced furtively at James
-Burney, who had remained silent since the contretemps that had prevented
-him from perfecting his fooling of Thomas; and the result of Thomas's
-scrutiny at that moment was to cause Thomas a tremor; for who could say
-what fearful knowledge Lieutenant Burney might have acquired during
-his intercourse with the murderer--knowledge which might jeopardize the
-safety of a simple visitor like himself? Thomas felt that no ordinary
-person could be accounted absolutely safe in a company that included a
-tall, able-bodied young naval man who had begun his education under a
-murderer and had gone to complete it among the cannibals of the South
-Seas; and, in addition, an elderly gentleman who fancied that he could
-bring any sound out of a trumpet by pressing it to his ear instead of
-his lips, and had shown himself ready to extol the scholarship of any
-man who had been hanged.
-
-But then Thomas looked at Fanny, and she pleased him more than ever. She
-was so demure, so modest, so shy. She had a very pretty blush, and she
-did not play on the piano. It was a thousand pities, he felt, that such
-a girl should be compelled to remain in such uncongenial companionship.
-All the time that Dr. Burney and his other daughter were playing a
-second duet, and the silly gentleman holding the bell of his trumpet
-to the case of the piano, still fondly believing that he was also a
-performer with the mouth-piece in his ear, Thomas Barlowe was feeling
-wave after wave of pity passing over him for the unhappy position of
-the shy girl in the midst of so doubtful a household. Before long his
-compassion for her so stimulated his imagination that he began to think
-of the possibility of his rescuing her--he began to think of himself in
-the character of a hero--he did not remember the name of any particular
-hero who had carried off a young woman who was placed in a similar
-situation to that occupied by Miss Burney; but he had no doubt that more
-than one romance was founded upon the doings of such a man as he felt
-himself fully qualified to be, if he made up his mind to assume such a
-rôle.
-
-As the music continued--it was an arrangement of Bach's _Orfèo_--Thomas
-Barlowe became more and more resolute. He would be the heroic person who
-should appear at the right moment and achieve the emancipation of that
-sweet and shy girl, who by no fault of hers was forced to live in that
-house and remain, if she could, on friendly terms with her father and
-sisters, who kept strumming on the piano, and with her brother, who was
-ready to boast of having received the rudiments of his education from
-a murderer. All that he needed was the opportunity to show his heroism,
-and he did not doubt that when he set his mind to work on the matter, he
-would have such an opportunity.
-
-If anyone had whispered in his ear that his inward consciousness of
-being equal to the doing of great deeds was solely due to the music
-which was being played, and to which he was unwillingly listening, he
-would have been indignant. He would have thought it preposterous had it
-been suggested to him that the effect of that strumming was to make him
-feel more like a god than a man--to be ready to face hell for the love
-of a woman, as Jean Sebastian Bach imagined Orpheus doing for Eurydice.
-But Jean Sebastian Bach knew what he was about when he had composed his
-_Orfèo_, and Dr. Burney was quite equal to the business of interpreting
-his aims, and of urging his daughter Susan to join with him in
-impressing them upon even so unimpressionable a nature as that of Thomas
-Barlowe; so that while Thomas Barlowe believed that this music was one
-of the most petty of all human interests, it was making him think
-such thoughts as had never before entered his mind--it was giving him
-aspirations from which in ordinary circumstances he would have shrunk.
-
-The master musician and his interpreters were making sport of him,
-leading him if not quite into the region of the heroic, at least to the
-boundary of that region, and supplying him with a perspective glass, as
-the Interpreter did to the Pilgrims, by the aid of which he might see
-the wonderful things that had been beyond his natural scope.
-
-And that was how it came about that he gazed into Miss Burney's eyes and
-pressed her hand at parting with a tenderness he had never previously
-associated with his leave-taking. He felt sure that Miss Burney would
-understand what he meant, though he knew that he would have difficulty
-in expressing it all to her in words; for the effect of the music was
-to make him feel that he could put so much feeling into a look, into
-a squeeze of the hand, as would touch the heart of any young woman and
-cause her to be certain that she might trust him though all other help
-might fail her.
-
-That was the effect which the heroic music had upon him, though he did
-not know it; it made him feel willing to face hell for her sake at that
-moment, and even until he had walked through more than a mile of the
-network of streets that lay between Leicester Fields and the Poultry.
-
-But the effect of such an intoxicant as music upon such a nature as his
-is not lasting. Before he had reached Cheapside his own individuality
-was beginning to assert itself; and he wondered if he had not gone too
-far for discretion--discretion being, according to his reckoning, the
-power to withdraw from a position that might compromise him. And before
-he reached his home he had got the length of wondering how he had so far
-forgotten himself as to yield to that compromising impulse represented
-by the gaze and the squeeze. He could not for the life of him understand
-what had come over him at that moment; for he had by no means satisfied
-himself that Miss Burney was the young woman who would make him
-comfortable as his wife. He still thought highly of her on account of
-her modesty and her dainty shyness, but marriage was a serious matter,
-and he was not sure that he should take her for his wife.
-
-On the whole, he felt that he had had a very trying evening--between the
-Lieutenant who had so nearly qualified to practise as a murderer, and
-the father and daughter who seemed ready to strum their duets until
-midnight, to say nothing of the foolish gentleman who tried to play
-the trumpet with his ear; and Thomas made up his mind that he would not
-trust himself into the midst of so unusual a circle until he was certain
-that he wanted to marry the young woman whose hand he had, for some
-reason or other, pressed at parting.
-
-But Mrs. Burney had noticed much more clearly than Fanny had done the
-expression that the face of Thomas Barlowe had worn when he had looked
-into the girl's eyes; she had measured to the fraction of a second the
-duration of his holding of her hand beyond the time essential for
-the discharge of the ordinary courtesy of a hand-shake; and she was
-satisfied that Thomas was progressing in his wooing of the least
-attractive and certainly the least accomplished member of the family.
-The good woman thought, however, that it was rather a pity that her
-husband and Susan had persisted in the practice of their duets; for by
-doing so they had not given a chance to Thomas and Fanny of being alone
-together.
-
-But, looking back upon the incidents of the evening, she came to the
-conclusion that, on the whole, she had no reason to complain of the
-progress that was being made in the young man's wooing. She was no
-believer in undue haste in this respect; and had not Thomas looked into
-Fanny's eyes at the close of the evening? Yes, at the close; and that
-proved to her satisfaction that he had not suffered discouragement by
-the maladroit conversation about Mr. Eugene Aram. The unhappy episode
-upon which her husband had dwelt with far too great attention to its
-details, was one to which she herself had never alluded; for at Lynn,
-where she had lived all her life previous to being married to Dr.
-Burney, the Eugene Aram episode was regarded as a scandal to be ignored
-by those of the inhabitants whose children had attended the school where
-he had been usher. It was a distinctly favourable sign of the impression
-made upon young Mr. Barlowe by Fanny, that he had gazed into her eyes in
-spite of his having been made aware of the connection of the family with
-the tragedy of that wretched schoolmaster. Mrs. Burney took no account
-of the effect of Bach's marvellous music upon a young man who was a
-lover in the rough. In this respect, as has been indicated, she did not
-differ from the young man himself.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-|IT was at the Pantheon in the Oxford Road a fortnight later, that Mrs.
-Thrale, the brewer's lively wife, had an opportunity of shining, by a
-display of that _esprit_ which caused Mr. Garrick to affirm solemnly
-that if she had gone upon the stage she would have been a dangerous
-rival to Mistress Clive; and Fanny Burney, with her father and Mr.
-Linley, the father of the beautiful Mrs. Sheridan, was a witness of the
-ease with which the lady sparkled as she described for the benefit of
-the circle how Mr. Garrick's jest at the expense of poor Mr. Kendal and
-the Widow Nash had set all the Wells laughing. She imitated Mr. Garrick
-to his face, in offering his congratulations to Mr. Kendal and so
-setting the ball a-rolling until within an hour the poor, silly
-gentleman had been offered the felicitations of half the Wells upon his
-engagement to Widow Nash. Mrs. Thrale re-enacted with great gravity
-the part she had played in Mr. Garrick's plot, and then she hastened
-to imitate Mrs. Cholmondeley's part, and even Mr. Sheridan's, upon that
-lively morning at Tunbridge Wells.
-
-But there was much more to tell, and Mrs. Thrale took very good care to
-abate nothing of her narrative; it gave her so good a chance of acting,
-and it gave Mr. Garrick so good a chance of complimenting her before all
-the company.
-
-“Oh, I vow that we played our parts to perfection,” she cried, “and
-without any rehearsal either. But then what happened? You will scarce
-believe it, Mr. Garrick has always borne such a character for scrupulous
-honour in his dealings with his companies, but indeed 'tis a fact that
-our manager decamped as soon as he found that the poor man had been
-teased to the verge of madness by the fooling he had started--off he
-went, we knew not whither; leaving no message for any of us. He was not
-to be found by noon; and what happened by dinner-time? Why, the poor
-gentleman whom we had been fooling had also fled!”
-
-“That was indeed too bad of Mr. Kendal,” said Dr. Burney.
-
-“'Twas too inconsiderate of him truly,” cried Mrs. Thrale. “'Tis no
-great matter if the manager of the playhouse runs away when his play
-is produced--you remember that Mr. Colman hurried off to Bath to escape
-lampooners when the success of Dr. Goldsmith's comedy _She Stoops to
-Conquer_ had proved to all the town that he was no judge of a play;
-but for the one who has been made the object of such a jest as ours to
-escape without giving us a chance of bringing our teasing to a fitting
-climax is surely little short of infamous.”
-
-“And when did you design the fitting climax to arrive, madam?” asked one
-of the circle.
-
-“Why, when the gentleman and lady should come face to face in the
-Assembly Rooms, to be sure,” replied Mrs. Thrale. “We were all there to
-await the scene of their meeting; and you can judge of our chagrin when
-only the lady appeared.”
-
-“We can do so, indeed,” said Mrs. Darner, who was also in the circle. “I
-can well believe that you were furious. When one has arranged a burletta
-for two characters 'tis infamous when only one of the actors appears on
-the stage.”
-
-Mrs. Thrale smiled the smile of the lady who knows that she is
-harbouring a surprise for her friends and only awaits the right moment
-to spring it upon them--a cat to be let out of the bag at the pulling of
-a string.
-
-“I knew that we should have your sympathy, Mrs. Darner,” she said
-demurely. “You have, I doubt not, more than once experienced all the
-chagrin that follows the miscarrying of a well-planned scheme. But as
-it so happened, we were more than compensated for our ill-usage at that
-time by the unlooked-for appearance of the missing actor two nights
-later.”
-
-“Oh, lud!” cried Mrs. Darner, holding up both her hands in a very dainty
-way.
-
-Mr. Garrick also lifted up his hands in amazement, but he did not need
-to exclaim anything to emphasize the effect of his gesture.
-
-Dr. Burney smiled, trying to catch the eye of Mr. Garrick, but Mr.
-Garrick took very good care that he should not succeed in doing so.
-
-“You may well cry, 'oh, lud!'” said Mrs. Thrale. “But if you had been
-in the Rooms when the man entered you would not have been able to say a
-word for surprise, I promise you. The poor gentleman had posted all the
-way from town to Tunbridge, apparently for our diversion only, and what
-a sight he was! It seems that he had got over his fright at the coupling
-of his name with the lady's, while flying to London, but from this point
-a reaction set in, and he spent all the time that he was posting back to
-the Wells adding fuel to the fire of his resolution to throw himself
-at the feet of the lady at the earliest possible moment. Was there ever
-such a comedy played, Mr. Garrick?”
-
-“'Twould be too extravagant for the theatre, madam, but not for Nature's
-playhouse,” replied Garrick. “I have more than once been told the story
-of soldiers having fled in a panic from the field of battle, but on
-finding themselves in a place of safety they returned to the fight and
-fought like demons. Was there aught that could be termed demoniacal
-in the gentleman's conduct on finding himself face to face with the
-enemy--I mean the lady?”
-
-“Aught demoniacal, do you ask me?” cried Mrs. Thrale. “Oh, sir, have
-you not heard the parable of the demon that was cast out of a man, but
-finding its homeless condition unsupportable, sought out seven of its
-friends and returned with them to its former habitation, so that the
-last state of the man was more demoniacal than the first?”
-
-“I fancy I have heard the parable, madam, but its application----” began
-Garrick, when Mrs.
-
-Darner broke in upon him, crying:
-
-“Do not ever attempt to point out the aptness of the application of
-a parable, Mrs. Thrale. Do not, if you are wise. Would you lead us to
-believe that the unhappy wretch found it necessary to post up to town
-to obtain his relay of demons for his own discomfiture when so much rank
-and fashion was at the Wells, though at the fag end of the season?”
-
-“Leaving parables aside, demons and all, I can bear witness to
-the condition of the man when he entered the Rooms and strode with
-determination on his face up to where the Widow Nash was fanning
-herself--not without need,” said Mrs. Thrale. “It so happened that she
-was seated under the gallery at the furthest end of the Rooms, but our
-gentleman did not pause on entering to look round for her--I tell you
-that it seemed as if he went by instinct straight up to her, and bowing
-before her, said: 'Madam, may I beg the honour of a word or two with you
-in private?'--I was close by and so were several other equally credible
-witnesses, and we heard every word. The widow looked at him coolly----”
-
-“Yes, you said she had been fanning herself,” remarked Mrs. Darner, but
-without interrupting the flow of the narrative.
-
-“There was no need of a fan for her voice, I can assure you, when she
-had completed her survey of the dusty gentleman and thought fit to
-reply to him,” continued Mrs. Thrale. “'I vow, sir,' said she, 'that I
-consider this room sufficiently private for anything you have to say
-to me.' She had plainly got wind of Mr. Garrick's plot and so was fully
-prepared for the worst--though some people might call it the best--that
-could happen. 'Madam,' said Mr. Kendal, 'what I have to say is meant for
-your ear alone,' and I am bound to admit that he spoke with suavity
-and dignity. 'Pray let my friends here be the judges of that,' said the
-widow. That was a pretty rebuff for any gentleman with a sense of his
-own dignity, you will say; but he did not seem to accept it in such a
-spirit. He hesitated, but only for a few moments, then he looked around
-him to see who were within hearing, and with hardly a pause, he said in
-the clearest of tones, 'I perceive that we are surrounded just now with
-some ladies who, two days ago, offered me congratulations upon my good
-fortune in winning your promise, madam; and I venture now to come
-before you to implore of you to give me permission to assume that their
-congratulations were well founded'--those were his words; we did not
-think that he had it in him to express himself so well.”
-
-“And what was the lady's reply?” asked Dr. Burney, recalling the
-prophecy in which he had indulged when parting from Garrick at his own
-door.
-
-“The lady's reply was disappointing, though dignified,” replied Mrs.
-Thrale. “'Sir,' she said, 'I have oft heard that the credulity of a man
-has no limits, but I have never before had so conspicuous an instance of
-the truth of this. Surely the merest schoolboy would have been able to
-inform you that you were being made the victim of one of Mr. Garrick's
-silly jests--that these ladies here lent themselves to the transaction,
-hoping to make a fool of me as well as of you; but I trust that they
-are now aware of the fact that I, at least, perceived the truth from the
-first, so that whoever has been fooled I am not that person; and so
-I have the honour to wish you and them a very good evening.' Then she
-treated us to a very elaborate curtsey and stalked away to the door,
-leaving us all amazed at her display of dignity--real dignity, not the
-stage imitation, Mr. Garrick.”
-
-“You should have been there, if only to receive a lesson, Mr. Garrick,”
- said Mrs. Damer.
-
-“I hope those who had the good fortune to be present were taught a
-lesson,” said another lady in the circle.
-
-“If you mean me, madam,” said Mrs. Thrale, with tactful good humour,
-“I frankly allow that I profited greatly by observing the scene. 'Tis
-a dangerous game to play--that of trying to show others in a ridiculous
-light, and in future I vow that all my attention shall be given to the
-duty of avoiding making a fool of myself. Your jest miscarried, Mr.
-Garrick; though how that gentleman who fled from the Wells in that
-headlong fashion was induced to return, is beyond my knowledge.”
-
-“Psha! madam, the fellow is a coxcomb and not worth discussing,” cried
-Garrick. “He got no more than his deserts when the lady left him to be
-the laughing-stock of the Assembly. I knew that that would be his fate
-if he ever succeeded in summing up sufficient courage to face her.”
-
-“But strange to say, we did not laugh at him then,” said Mrs. Thrale.
-“He seemed to be quite a different man from the one whom we had tried
-to fool two days earlier. There was a certain dignity about him that
-disarmed us. You must allow, Mr. Garrick, that only the bravest of men
-would have had the courage to march up the Assembly Rooms and make his
-proposal to the lady in public.”
-
-“That is the courage of the coxcomb who believes himself to be
-irresistible to the other sex, madam,” said Garrick; “and I affirm that
-'twas most reprehensible to refrain from laughing at him.” Then, putting
-his arm through that of Burney as if to stroll on with him, and so
-give the others to understand that he had had enough of Mr. Kendal as a
-topic, he whispered:
-
-“Ha, my friend, did not I prophesy aright what would be the fellow's
-fate? I know men, and women, too--ay, in some measure, though they are
-sealed books, eh, friend Burney? And you tried to persuade me that she
-would not snub him? I knew better--I knew that she--eh, what--what are
-they staring at?”
-
-“They are staring at the appearance of Mr. Kendal with the Widow Nash on
-his arm--there they are, David, and you are staring at them too,” said
-Burney with a smile.
-
-“Angels and Ministers of Grace! 'Tis a man and his wife we are staring
-at! The woman has married him after all!” cried David, his hand dropping
-limply from Burney's shoulder. “A man and his wife: I know the look in
-their faces!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-|IT was, indeed, the same man who had come to consult Dr. Burney, but
-had not been allowed the chance of doing so by Garrick, a fortnight
-before--the same man, but with a marked difference, who was now walking
-across the pillared room in the Pantheon, with a smiling, well-favoured
-lady by his side; and toward the pair the eyes of all the circle whom
-Mrs. Thrale had been addressing were directed.
-
-Mrs. Thrale and her friends were too much amazed to be able to speak,
-but the lips of every one of them were holding back some exclamation of
-surprise: an acute observer would have been able easily to set down the
-various unuttered exclamations of the party, from the simple “Oh,
-Lud!” of Mrs. Thrale to the more emphatic “Merciful Powers!” of Mrs.
-Cholmondeley, though not a word was spoken between them, while Mr.
-Kendal and the lady walked, straight through the room to where they were
-standing.
-
-“Slip behind the pillar: I will cover you, my friend,” whispered Dr.
-Burney to Garrick.
-
-But Garrick had no intention of doing anything so ignominious--more
-especially as he perceived that Mr. Kendal had caught sight of him; and
-it was really Garrick who advanced to meet the couple, with the air of
-a host about to welcome two long-expected guests--it was really Garrick
-who received them with one of his finest bows, and who--to add to the
-amazement of the group behind him--was greeted by Mr. Kendal and the
-lady with the friendliest of smiles (the lady was blushing, not Mr.
-Garrick).
-
-And then it was to Dr. Burney the gentleman turned.
-
-“Dear sir,” he cried, “with what words should I approach you? It is to
-your counsel and Mr. Garrick's that I owe my happiness.” Then he made
-his bow to the others of the group.
-
-“Mrs. Thrale,” he said, when he had recovered himself, “we hoped to find
-you here with your friends, so that we might lose no moment in offering
-you our thanks for the tactful way in which you brought us together.
-Only such genius as yours, madam, could have perceived--well, all
-that you did perceive. I protest that neither Mrs. Kendal nor myself
-apprehended the too flattering truth. But the heart of a woman who has
-herself loved--ah, that is the source of such genius as you displayed
-with such subtlety. She is mine, madam; we have been married a whole
-week, and I, at least, know what a treasure--but I cannot trust myself
-to talk of my happiness just now. Perhaps at some future time I shall
-be able to tell you coherently how I felt within me that my Diana--Mrs.
-Nash, as she was then--did not mean her rebuff as a final dismissal, and
-thus I was led to her side--to implore an audience of her, in the course
-of which she confessed to me that----”
-
-But his bride prevented the flow of his eloquence by tapping him under
-the chin in exquisite playfulness with her fan, smiling roguishly at him
-first, and then looking round the group with an air of chastened triumph
-while she said:
-
-“Foolish man! Prithee remember, Ferdinand, that you are in a public
-place, and that the secrets of the confessional are sacred. I protest
-that you are exceeding a husband's privilege in revealing aught that I
-confessed when taken aback at your sudden appearance before me!”
-
-“I ask your pardon, my angel,” he cried. “I had no right to say even the
-little that I have said. I suppose I shall learn discretion in time and
-with practice. But when I think of the kindly interest that some of our
-friends here showed in bringing us together, I feel that they should be
-rewarded by a repetition of the whole story.”
-
-“Nay, nay, sir, you may take my word for it that we look not for such a
-reward,” cried Garrick. “Such philanthropists as Mrs. Thrale and myself
-feel more than rewarded when we succeed in bringing together a lady and
-gentleman who were so plainly intended by Providence for each other's
-happiness.”
-
-“It was Mr. Garrick who looked with the eyes of Providence into your
-case as associated with Mr. Kendal, madam. That is, if Puck may ever be
-thought of as assuming the rôle of Providence,” said Mrs. Thrale. “For
-myself, I believe that Puck has more to do with the making of matches
-than heaven; and assuredly in this particular case the mischievous fairy
-had more than a finger. But however that may be, we can still wish you
-every happiness in life, and offer you an apology for----”
-
-“H'sh!” whispered Garrick, raising a hand. “Rauzzini is beginning to
-sing. I am sure, Mrs. Kendal, that you will willingly accept Signor
-Rauzzini's song in lieu of Mrs. Thrale's apology, however admirably
-worded the latter were sure to be.”
-
-The bride smiled benignly at Mrs. Thrale, and there was more than a
-trace of triumph in her smile.
-
-Dr. Burney smiled also at the adroitness of the actor, who, he could
-perceive, had no intention of allowing himself to be incriminated by any
-confession, assuming the form of an apology, that Mrs. Thrale might make
-in a moment of contrition for having been a partner with him in a piece
-of fooling that had had a very different result from the one he (and
-she) had looked for.
-
-Garrick, still holding up a warning finger as if he had at heart the
-best interests of the composer as well as the singer of “Waft her,
-Angels,” prevented another word from being spoken, though more than a
-full minute had passed before Rauzzini had breathed the first notes of
-the recitativo.
-
-But incautiously lowering his finger when the handsome Roman had begun,
-Mrs. Thrale took advantage of her release from the thraldom imposed upon
-her, to say in a low tone, looking toward the gallery in front of which
-the singer stood:
-
-“It is one angel talking to the others! Was there ever so angelic a
-man?”
-
-And little Miss Burney, who had also her eyes fixed upon the singer,
-felt that little Mrs. Thrale was not merely an angel, but a goddess. She
-expressed her opinion to this effect in her next letter to Mr. Crisp.
-
-She listened in a dream to the singing that no one could hear and remain
-unmoved, even though one had not the advantage of looking at the singer
-at the same time. Fanny Burney was too shortsighted to be able to
-distinguish one face from another at such a distance; but this made
-no difference to her; she had the face of the sweet singer ever before
-her--most clearly when she closed her eyes, as she did now, and listened
-to him.
-
-“Waft her, angels, to the skies--Waft her, angels, waft her, angels,
-waft her to the skies,” rang out his fervent imploration, and she felt
-that there were no powers that could withstand the force of such an
-appeal. For herself she felt carried away on the wings of song into the
-highest heaven. She felt that harps of heaven alone could provide an
-adequate accompaniment to such a voice as his; and she gave herself up
-to it as unreservedly as a bride gives herself to the arms of her lover.
-She had that sensation of a sweet yielding to the divine influence of
-the music until she could feel it enfolding her and bearing her into the
-infinite azure of a realm more beautiful than any that her dreams had
-borne her to in the past. She wanted nothing better than this in any
-world. All that she wanted was an assurance that it would continue for
-ever and ever....
-
-With the cessation of the singing she seemed to awaken from a dream of
-divine delight, and in her awaking to retain the last thought that had
-been hers--the longing for an assurance that the delight which she was
-feeling would endure. She was awake now, and she knew that love had been
-all her dream, and that what she longed for was the assurance that
-that love would continue. And now she remembered that it was this same
-longing that had brought about her resolution that she would never go to
-her King as the beggar maid had gone to King Cophetua. There would be
-no assurance of the continuing of love between them if she had the
-humiliating feeling that he had stooped to raise her to his level.
-
-That was the thought which took possession of her mind when she had
-returned from the sublimities to which she had been borne by her lover's
-singing, and in another minute the reaction had come. She had been
-soaring high, but now she was conscious of a sinking at heart; for the
-whole building was resounding with acclamations of the singer. There did
-not seem to be anyone silent, save only herself, throughout the hall.
-Everyone seemed calling the name of Rauzzini--all seemed ready to
-throw themselves at his feet; and when he stood up to acknowledge their
-tribute of enthusiasm to his marvellous powers, there was something of
-frenzy in the way his name was flung from hundreds of voices--it was
-not enough for the people whom he had stirred to shout his name, they
-surrounded him with the banners of a great conqueror--the air was
-quivering with the lace and the silk that were being waved on all sides
-to do him honour--handkerchiefs, scarves, fans--the air was full of
-them.
-
-And there he stood high above them, smiling calmly and bending his head
-gravely to right and left in acknowledgment of all....
-
-That was his position before the world. Her heart sank within her as she
-asked herself what was hers. How could she ever hope to attain to such a
-place as should win from the world such applause as this? How could
-she ever be so vain as to think that the giving of a little book to
-the world should have an effect worthy of being compared with this
-demonstration which was shaking the Pantheon?
-
-Her heart sank to a deeper depth still when the thunders had passed
-away--reluctantly as the reverberations of a great storm--and there was
-a buzz of voices all about her--exclamations of delight--whispers of
-admiration--ladies with clasped hands, fervent in their words about the
-marvellous face of the young Roman--and her father and his friend, Mr.
-Fulke Greville, exchanging recollections of the singing of the same air
-by other vocalists, and coming gradually to the conclusion that none had
-put such feeling into it as had Rauzzini.
-
-The buzz of voices did not cease when the singer had come down from his
-gallery and was greeting some of his friends on the floor of the great
-hall. He had trouble in making his way as far as the group which he
-meant to reach. The most distinguished ladies of high quality had
-pressed round him with uncritical expressions of appreciation of his
-singing, and there was no lack of gentlemen of fashion to follow their
-example, though wondering greatly that the ladies of quality should
-allow themselves to show such transports respecting a man with no trait
-of a true-born Englishman about him. Signor Rauzzini might have indulged
-in a score of pinches of snuff out of the gold and enamelled boxes that
-were thrust forward for his acceptance with the finest artificial grace
-of a period when it was not thought effeminate to be graceful over small
-things.
-
-He bowed low to the ladies of quality, and smiled his polite rejection
-of the snuff of the gentlemen of fashion. But such convenances made it
-impossible for him to keep his eyes upon the group toward which he
-was making a necessarily slow way, and he only reached the side of Dr.
-Burney to find that Dr. Burney's daughter had disappeared. He had no
-chance of seeing how Miss Burney at his approach had slipped behind
-a pillar and suffered herself to be conducted thence to a seat by her
-cousin Edward: the fact that Edward was learning to be a painter was a
-sufficient excuse for his paying an occasional visit to such scenes
-of colour as were unfolded before the eyes of a frequenter of the
-fashionable Pantheon every night.
-
-Fanny felt that if Signor Rauzzini had come to her side after passing
-through the ranks of lace and velvet and brocade, she would have sunk
-through the floor of the hall. But she knew that it was to her side he
-was coming, and she took the opportunity of flying when he was compelled
-to make a pause in front of the flattery of the Duchess of Ancaster.
-
-She was painfully shy at all times, but overwhelmingly so at that
-moment, though she knew that she was the only woman in the place who
-would make the attempt to evade the distinction which threatened her.
-How could she remain where she had been with all eyes in the room upon
-her? She felt that it would be impossible.
-
-Her heart was beating quickly as she thought:
-
-“Not yet--not yet.”
-
-After all there is no more womanly trait than that of fleeing from a
-lover; but Fanny Burney was yielding to its impulse without an attempt
-to analyse it, and without being consoled by the reflection of the
-woman of the younger world, that if it is woman's instinct to fly from a
-lover, it is a lover's instinct to pursue.
-
-She had scarcely finished the cup of ice which her cousin had brought
-her, before the man had found her.
-
-But now the Gabrielli was beginning to sing, and all eyes were directed
-upon the Gabrielli, so that no one but Rauzzini saw how Dr. Burney's
-over-shy daughter was flushing.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-|THEY spoke in French, with an occasional phrase in Italian when they
-found the other tongue lacking in melody or in the exact shade of
-meaning that they sought to express. Edward Burney thought that the
-moment was one that favoured his ambition to study the pose of Madame
-Gabrielli, with a view to starting on a portrait that should make him
-famous. He asked Fanny's permission to allow him to take up a place
-a few yards beyond the pillar. He promised not to be long absent, and
-Fanny had not the heart to detain him.
-
-“You fled from me--was that kind?” asked Rauzzini when the cousin had
-moved away, but was still in view.
-
-“Ah,” said she, “one who has my odious selfconsciousness does not ask
-what is kind or unkind, she simply flies.”
-
-“But you knew that I was coming to your side?” said he.
-
-“I know that you are wise enough to value the criticism of a musician
-like my father above the vapid phrases of the people of fashion,”
- replied Fanny.
-
-“That is true indeed,” said he. “I value a word of praise or blame from
-Dr. Burney as precious. But Dr. Burney has a daughter whose words are to
-me as precious.”
-
-“She is not here to-night,” said Fanny. “My sister Esther, to whom you
-refer, is indeed a discriminating critic. She told me how exquisitely
-you sang at the concert where you met her--it is scarcely a fortnight
-ago.”
-
-“Dr. Burney has more daughters than that one,” said he.
-
-Fanny laughed.
-
-“He has indeed more daughters than one,” she said. “We were a household
-of daughters before Esther married and when my brother was in the South
-Seas. But only Esther is critical as a musician.”
-
-“In the name of heaven, do you think that it is only possible for me to
-value words that refer to my singing?” he asked. “Do you not know that I
-would rather listen to your voice than----”
-
-“Than Madame Gabrielli's?” said Fanny; he had spoken his last sentence
-in too loud a tone, even though the Gabrielli's brilliant vocalism
-usually admitted of a conversation being carried on with some vehemence
-in the great room of the Pantheon without causing remark.
-
-He smiled at her warning, and it was in a subdued voice that he said:
-
-“I am tired of hearing the Gabrielli; but what of your voice? How often
-have you given me the chance of hearing it? Even now you fled from me as
-though I carried the plague about with me! Was that kind or unkind?”
-
-“You do not entertain the thought that perhaps I have not yet tired
-of Madame Gabrielli's vocalism: I knew that she was at the point of
-beginning her aria.”
-
-“You would sacrifice me on the altar of your favourite? Well, perhaps
-you would be justified in doing so. Hold up your finger now and I shall
-be mute as a fish until Gabrielli has had her last shriek. I can still
-look at you--it will not spoil your appreciation of the aria if I merely
-look at you.”
-
-“I think I would rather that you talked to me than merely looked at me.
-I do not invite people to look at me, and happily few people do. I am
-not conspicuous. I am the insignificant one. There is Mrs. Thrale, for
-instance; she has been several times at our house, and every time she
-comes she inquires who is the little one.”
-
-He smiled and held up his finger in imitation of the way she had rebuked
-him for talking too loud.
-
-“H'sh; I am anxious to hear the Signora Gabrielli,” he said, and the
-express on that he made his face assume at that moment would
-have convinced anyone that he was giving all his attention to the
-singing--drinking in every note with the earnestness of an enthusiast.
-There was a certain boyish exaggeration in his expression that was very
-amusing to Fanny, though less observing persons would have been ready
-to accept it as evidence of the generous appreciation on the part of one
-great singer of the success of another.
-
-So he remained until the _cavatina_ had come to an end; and then he was
-loudest in his cry of “Brava!”
-
-“It is a treat--a great--a sacred treat,” said he, turning to Fanny. “I
-do not think I ever heard that song before. Has it a name, I wonder?”
-
-“If I mistake not it is from an opera in which a certain Roman tenore
-made a name for himself last year, in happy conjunction with Madame
-Gabrielli,” said Fanny.
-
-“Is it possible? I had not heard of that circumstance,” said he, with a
-look of the most charming innocence in his large eyes. It was his hands
-that were most expressive, however, as he added:
-
-“But it was last year, you say, mademoiselle? Ah, who is it that
-remembers an opera from one year to another? No one, except the
-_impresario_ who has lost his good money, or somebody's else's money,
-over its production. Enough, the _cantatrice_ has given us of her best,
-and is there now any reason why we should remain dumb? The great charm
-of the singing of these brilliant artistes of last year's operas is that
-when they have sung, they have sung--they leave one nothing to think
-about afterward. Is not that so, mademoiselle?”
-
-“They leave one nothing to think about--except their singing,” said
-Fanny. “For myself, I am still thinking of 'Waft her, angels,' although
-nearly half an hour must have passed since I heard the last notes. And
-it seems to me that when half a century will have passed I shall still
-be thinking of it.”
-
-He did not offer her the conventional acknowledgement of a bow. He
-only looked at her with those large eyes of his; they were capable of
-expressing in a single glance all the tenderness of feeling of a poem.
-
-“I have not sung in vain,” he said in a low tone. “My old _maestro_ gave
-me the advice one day when I was proving to him my success in reaching
-the high note which I had been striving for years to bring into my
-compass: 'That is all very well,' he said. 'You have aimed at touching
-that rare note, now your aim must be to touch the heart of everyone who
-hears you sing.' I sometimes think that he set for me too difficult a
-task.”
-
-“Not too difficult--for you,” said she.
-
-“There are dangers,” he said thoughtfully. “I have known singers who
-tried to reach the hearts of their hearers by tricks--yes, and they
-succeeded through these illegitimate means in making themselves popular,
-while far better singers who had a scorn of such tricks and gave their
-best to all who listened to them, failed to please anyone who had not a
-knowledge of the true boundary of music.”
-
-“I have seen these tricksters, too,” said Fanny. “I have witnessed their
-sentimental grimaces--their head shakings--their appeal to the feelings
-with pathetic eyes turned heavenward. They made me ashamed of
-them--ashamed of myself for listening to them, though people about me
-had been moved to tears. But I think that the people who are easily
-moved to tears are those who retain an impression the shortest space of
-time.”
-
-“You give me confidence--encouragement,” he cried. “I have made up my
-mind that if I cannot reach a heart by the straight King's highway, I
-will not try to do so by any bypath. Bypaths are, we know, the resorts
-of brigands: they may captivate a heart or two, but only to leave them
-empty afterwards.”
-
-So they talked together for many minutes. Faney Burney had a sufficient
-acquaintance among musicians, vocal as well as instrumental, to have
-learned, long ago, that they can easily be prevented from talking on any
-other subject than music, and the same reflection that had caused her
-to say that “Not yet--not yet,” had impelled her to lead Rauzzini in
-another direction than that in which he had shown so strong a tendency
-to go. He had been trying to make her understand that he had travelled
-through the obstructions of the hall not in order that he might obtain
-the criticism of so accomplished a _maestro_ as Dr. Burney upon his
-singing, but in order that he should have a chance of talking to Dr.
-Burney's unaccomplished daughter; he had shown her that his wish was to
-converse on the topic of this unaccomplished daughter; but she had no
-mind to acquiesce in his aims for the present. She still felt herself to
-be the beggar maid, and she would not allow her king to get any nearer
-to her.
-
-It was not until her cousin had returned to where she was seated, that
-the young Italian found that he had not made much progress with his
-suit. He had intended that this _tête-à-tête_ with her should make
-her aware of how he felt in regard to her, but he had allowed his
-opportunity to pass, and in place of talking about her he had been led
-to talk of himself.
-
-That was how he expressed himself to her when he found that their
-_tête-à-tête_ was at an end.
-
-“How has this come about?” he cried in surprise. “How is it that I have
-shown myself to be so vain as to make speeches about my singing when I
-meant to talk to you of yourself?”
-
-“'Twas I who found a more profitable topic for you, _signore mio_,” she
-replied, feeling her way through the words of his native tongue, for he
-had spoken out his surprise in Italian.
-
-He shook his head and made a gesture with his hands.
-
-“But it is a mystery!” he said in French. “I had no desire to talk about
-myself or my singing. I meant to tell you what was in my mind when I saw
-you entering this place with your father. Shall we retrace our steps in
-our conversation until I find how it was that I took a wrong turning?
-Alas! I fear that it would not be possible!”
-
-“It would not be possible, indeed,” she replied. “Did you not say
-something about the bypaths being dangerous with banditti? We kept
-our feet upon the King's highway, which is safe. I was swept off my
-feet--carried away--away--by your singing of the aria; I had scarce
-touched the earth once more when you came to my side, and now we are
-parting happily, you to realize your aspirations, I to--to--well,
-to retain for ever the memory of your singing--the memory of those
-celestial harmonies into the midst of which I was wafted by the angels
-of your imploration. That is enough for one evening of my life. Nay, you
-must not speak another word lest the charm of all should fade away. I
-shall go home to dream of angels.”
-
-“And I shall go to dream of you,” he said in a low tone.
-
-He did not hold her hand so long as Thomas Barlowe had done when parting
-from her, but she felt that somehow he had accomplished more by his
-reserve than Thomas had achieved by his impetuosity. She hoped that she
-might never see Thomas again; but for Signor Rauzzini----
-
-They parted.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-|THESE foreigners!” exclaimed young Edward Burney when Rauzzini had left
-them, and Fanny was asking her cousin if her father was not looking for
-her. “These foreigners! Your father is talking with another of them--an
-Italian too, as I live--I have seen him in St. Martin's Street--Signor
-Piozzi. But I suppose Uncle Burney likes to keep in touch with them. The
-town is swarming with them: they are even to be found about Leicester
-Fields. Why do some people fancy that we must have Italians to sing
-for us? There are plenty of good singers in England, without a drop of
-foreign blood in their veins. A good sea song with a chorus that is easy
-to get into the swing of--that's English and honest.”
-
-“Honest down to the hoarsest note,” said Fanny. “You and James are at
-one in the matter of songs.”
-
-“Cousin Jim hates foreigners, as is quite proper that an officer in a
-King's ship should,” said Edward stoutly.
-
-“Not all foreigners,” said Fanny smiling. “You forget how kindly he took
-to Prince Omai.”
-
-“Oh, a South Sea Islander is different,” cried her cousin. “I expect
-that the South Seas will soon become as English as ourselves if Captain
-Cook goes on discovering islands.”
-
-“Edward,” said Fanny, after a pause sufficient to allow of the
-introduction of a new topic; “Edward, could you make it convenient to
-call at the Orange Coffee House some day soon to inquire if there is
-another letter for Mr. Grafton?”
-
-“I'll not omit it on any account,” he replied. “Oh, yes, Mr. Grafton,
-I'll collect your correspondence for you, never fear. You have not let
-anyone else into the secret, I hope?”
-
-“No one knows it except Susy and Lottie and Charles and Hetty; but Hetty
-only knows that I wrote the book, not that it is to be printed--Charles
-is still away from us, or I would not trouble you, Edward.”
-
-“Poor Charlie grew tired of the Orange Coffee House, did he not? He told
-me how you made him your messenger at first, disguising him in a cloak
-and a gentleman's hat, so that he might not seem quite the boy that he
-was. But how the secret has been kept so well is a wonder to me--kept
-from the powers that be, I mean--uncle and aunt. I wonder if your mother
-never had a suspicion of what was going on, especially as she knew all
-about your writing long ago.”
-
-“I think that it was the copying out of the padre's History that saved
-me,” said Fanny. “Many a page of my novel I wrote when she believed that
-I was copying the notes for the History--yes, that, and the letters
-which Mr. Crisp insists on my sending him every week. But even with
-these excuses I could sometimes not get through more than three or four
-pages of my own book during a whole week.”
-
-“How will you look when the secret is let out--it must be let out some
-day, you know? If the writing a novel is thought shocking, how will
-Uncle Burney receive the news, think you? He has not yet given you leave
-to publish it.”
-
-There was a troubled look on poor Fanny's face as she replied, after a
-pause:
-
-“I have often meant to ask father's permission, but I was not able to
-summon up courage enough to face him with the whole truth. But it cannot
-be delayed much longer. Perhaps I might write him a letter about it some
-time when I am at Chessington.”
-
-“I don't envy you the duty, my dear Fanny,” said lie. “But I think that
-the sooner you get it over the easier you will feel. I suppose that
-writing a novel is worse than writing a 'History of Music.' I wonder why
-you took so much trouble over the business.”
-
-“I could not help it,” she cried. “I have often wondered myself why I
-was sitting up in that cold room at the top of the house, writing until
-my fingers were benumbed, when I might have been at my comfortable
-sewing in front of a fire downstairs; but I could not help it--I could
-not help doing it, Eddy.”
-
-Eddy never reached that point in his career as a painter when he found
-the artist's impulse to create too great to be resisted. He could not
-appreciate her explanation.
-
-“'I couldn't help it,' that's what we were used to say long ago, when
-we got into mischief; I hope that Uncle Burney and Aunt Burney--don't
-forget her in this matter--I hope that they will accept your excuse.
-Anyhow, you may trust me to act as your 'Mr. Grafton' at the Orange
-Coffee House some day this week.”
-
-He caught a glimpse of his uncle, Dr. Burney, sitting with Mr. Greville,
-so that he had no trouble in placing Fanny once more in charge of her
-father. He could see that the girl was a little downcast, and tried to
-cheer her up a bit by whispering in a sly way into her ear:
-
-“Good-night, Mr. Grafton; my best respects to Mrs. Grafton and the
-children--especially Evelina.”
-
-The smile that Fanny gave in acknowledgment of his pleasantry did not
-quite carry conviction that his well-meant effort had been successful.
-He went away feeling as much sympathy for her as was possible for him
-to have in common with the reflection that if she was in a difficult
-position, it was wholly one of her own seeking. What could have induced
-a girl who had been carefully brought up, and provided with an excellent
-stepmother, to write a novel, placing herself thereby on a level
-with those dreadful ladies whose productions were prohibited in every
-self-respecting household and only read by stealth when obtained at
-a cost of twopence--more than the best of them were worth--at the
-circulating library?
-
-Yes, poor Fanny was undoubtedly to be pitied; but she had really only
-herself to blame for the trouble that was looming in front of her when
-the secret of her authorship should be revealed to her father and her
-excellent stepmother--one of the best judges to be found anywhere of all
-sorts of needlework--not merely plain sewing and buttonholing, but satin
-stitch, herring-boning and running and felling.
-
-The very next day Cousin Edward called at St. Martin's Street, carrying
-with him a small parcel neatly done up in white paper. He was lucky
-enough to find Fanny and Susan alone in the work-room; and after asking
-mysteriously if there was any chance of his uncle or aunt coming
-upon them, and being assured that they were both away for the day, he
-carefully locked the door of the room, saying in the whisper of a man of
-plots and mysteries:
-
-“'Tis better to be sure than sorry. In matters of this nature 'tis
-impossible to be too cautious.”
-
-He then handed the parcel to Fanny, who gave an exclamation when she saw
-that it was addressed:
-
-“_To Mr. Grafton, at the Orange Coffee House, Orange Street_.”
-
-She opened the parcel, and found it to contain a printer's unbound copy
-of a book, the title page of which stared up at her: “_Evelina; or, A
-Young Lady's Entrance into the World_,” and with it was a letter from
-Mr. Lowndes, the bookseller, presenting his compliments to Mr. Grafton,
-with the request that Mr. Grafton would read the book and prove it as
-soon as possible, returning the list of errata to Mr. Lowndes, so that
-the edition might go to press for early publication.
-
-There it lay on the table in front of her. She read the letter standing,
-and remained on her feet, looking down at the unbound book. It had a
-queer, half-dressed appearance, lacking covers; and when, after some
-minutes of silence, Susy took a step or two closer to it, and, with her
-hand on Fanny's arm, looked down on it also, the picture that they made
-suggested two sisters looking into the cradle where the first baby of
-one of them lay. The expression on Susy's face--a mingling of wonder and
-curiosity, with delight not far off--was exactly that which the younger
-sister of the picture might be expected to wear, catching a glimpse of
-the undressed morsel of humanity in its first cot.
-
-Susy put her hand down to it, and moved the printed sheets about. She
-read the title page down to the last name on the imprint, and then she
-flung up her hands, crying:
-
-“How lovely! how lovely! But it seems wonderful! How did it come into
-being? It looks like a real thing now that we see it printed. The copy
-that you wrote out in that disguised hand seemed somehow quite different
-from this. There is life in this. It feels warm, actually warm, Fanny.
-Oh, don't you love it, dear?”
-
-Fanny, the young mother, shook her head, but with no significance, so
-far as Susy could see.
-
-“'Tis too late now,” said Edward gloomily, taking on himself the burden
-of interpreting that head-shake. “You are bound down to go on with it
-now. You should have thought of all this before.”
-
-“What nonsense is this you are talking?” cried Susy, turning upon
-him almost indignantly; for his tone suggested an aspersion upon the
-offspring. “What do you say is too late now? Do you mean to say that
-there's anything to be ashamed of in this? Cannot you see that she did
-not put her name to it? Who is there to know that it came from this
-house? The name of Burney nowhere appears on it.”
-
-“That's so much, at any rate,” said he.
-
-“Do you mean to say that you don't think it quite wonderful, Eddy?”
- cried Susy. “And getting twenty pounds for it--twenty pounds! And you
-say something about it being too late!”
-
-“I only judged from the way Fanny shook her head,” said he.
-
-“Oh, that was not what Fanny was thinking at all--now was it, Fanny?”
- said Susy encouragingly to her sister.
-
-“I don't know quite what I meant or what I mean even now,” replied
-Fanny. “It made me feel for the moment somehow as if I had appeared in a
-street full of people before I had quite finished dressing!”
-
-“Ah!” exclaimed Edward.
-
-“But that is nonsense, dear,” said Susy, still consolatory. “The book is
-not yourself.”
-
-“Not all myself, but part of myself--that is what I feel,” said Fanny.
-
-“I cannot see that that is so. You are you--you yourself quite apart
-from the book. Whatever the book may be, you will still remain Fanny
-Burney, the best daughter and the best sister in the world. What does it
-matter if people--foolish people who know nothing about it--laugh at it
-or say nasty things about it? Do you think that that will make any of us
-like you the less?”
-
-She put her arm about Fanny and kissed her on the cheek, and Fanny's
-tears began to fall. The young man standing by felt more uneasy than
-he had ever felt in his life. He crossed the room and looked out of the
-window, turning his back upon the scene of the sisters. He did not know
-what to say to a girl when once she allowed herself to weep. He wished
-with all his heart that he had not been dragged into this business. But
-Fanny's tears convinced him that his first impression of her reception
-of her book was the correct one: she was, like other young mothers he
-had heard of, bitterly repentant when it was too late.
-
-The next sound of which he became aware was of the crinkling of the
-stiff paper of the wrapper. One of the girls was folding up the parcel.
-He glanced round and saw that it was Fanny herself who was so engaged.
-She had dried her tears; the expression on her face was one of
-resignation--one of determination to make the best of a bad matter.
-
-“Ah, that's better,” said he, going to her and picking up the string
-from the floor. “There's no use crying over spilt milk, is there, Fanny?
-We have all kept your secret loyally, and no one need ever know that
-you so far forgot yourself. Certainly the revelation will never come
-from my lips.”
-
-Fanny burst out laughing.
-
-“Oh, dear Eddy, you are the best cousin that any poor girl could have,”
- she said. “Your words have helped me greatly. They have helped to make
-me feel what is the aspect of the world in regard to my poor little
-story. It has been my constant companion night and day for three years
-and more. I worked at it in the cold and I tried how I could improve
-pages of it, copying it and recopying it; I practised a duplicity which
-was foreign to my nature in writing it--I have deceived my father and my
-mother about it--I wasted my eyesight over it--I robbed myself of sleep
-so that I might complete it, and when it was completed I lay awake in
-anxiety lest no bookseller would look at it, all this trouble I had with
-it, so that the world might have of my best, and what is the verdict of
-the world after all this? You have pronounced it, dear Eddy--you said
-thoughtfully and consolingly--'There's no use crying over spilt milk.'
-You are quite right. Not another tear will I shed over this poor little
-bantling of mine. 'A Young Lady's Entrance into the World'? Nay, call it
-rather a rickety brat that should never have made its entrance into the
-world at all.”
-
-“I should be ashamed of myself if I ever spoke of it in such terms,”
- cried Susy, looking indignantly at her cousin as though he had abused
-it in that phrase. “'Rickety brat,' indeed! Oh, I should be ashamed. It
-looked so much alive--more alive, I think, than if it was in its covers.
-Let us sit down and read it together, Fanny.”
-
-Cousin Edward felt that he was being badly treated between these
-sisters. That last remark of Susy was rather more than a suggestion
-that he might go as soon as it pleased him. He had not any previous
-experience of young women and their offspring. He could not know
-that their attitude in such circumstances is one of hostility to the
-male--that they resent his appearance as an intrusion.
-
-“I am glad that you are so pleased,” said he, with only a trace of
-irritability in his voice. “And I am glad that I have been of any use to
-you, Cousin Fanny. After all, the thing is yours, not Susy's.”
-
-“That is true, indeed,” cried Fanny. “And it is I who offer you
-my gratitude for your help. Believe me, Eddy, I am sensible of the
-adroitness you have shown in this matter ever since we let you into our
-secret; and if any trouble comes from what we have done you may be quite
-sure that I will accept the entire responsibility for it.”
-
-“Oh, so far as that goes, I do not shrink from taking my share,” said
-he magnanimously. “I do not feel quite without blame--I am a man and
-I should have warned you at the outset. But you had nearly finished it
-before I heard anything of it--you must not forget that.”
-
-“That is true indeed,” said Fanny. “I was self-willed. I wonder was it
-vanity that impelled me. Never mind! It cannot be helped now. It may
-never be heard of again.”
-
-“There's always that to remember,” said he, with the eagerness of a
-drowning man grasping at a straw.
-
-“And I believe that the chances are greatly in favour of that hope being
-realized. Thank you again for your encouragement, dear Eddy,” said she.
-
-“Oh, that's nothing--nothing worth talking about,” said he, picking up
-his gloves. “You can command me always, Cousin Fanny. And you have seen
-that I can keep a secret. Now mind you don't leave that lying about”--he
-pointed to the parcel, the string of which Susy was knotting--“and, be
-advised by me, turn the key in the lock when you are working at it.”
-
-“Yes,” said Susy, “we'll be sure to do our best to prevent anyone from
-suspecting that we have a secret, by locking ourselves in.”
-
-“Caution--nothing like caution,” said he in a whisper, unfastening the
-door and putting his head out to glance to right and left of the short
-corridor. He held up his finger. “All safe so far,” he whispered; “no
-one is in sight.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-|THE moment he disappeared, Susy slipped the knot which she had just
-made on the parcel and flung the paper away.
-
-“Now we can settle down to it properly, Fanny,” she cried, catching
-up the bundle of unstitched sheets and throwing herself back upon the
-little sofa. “Come beside me, dear, and we shall go through every word
-together. Never mind what Eddy said; I think it looks quite lovely, and
-how easily it reads--just like poetry--'Evelina'!--how did you think of
-that sweet name?--'_or, A Young Lady's Entrance into the World_.' Not
-a mistake so far. The printers must surely be careful men! And now that
-you come to think of it, this is really the entrance of the Young Lady
-into the world. Here she is, smiling, but a little shy--just like her
-mamma--your Evelina takes after you, dear--now, confess that there is
-something agreeably shy in the italics printing of that line beginning
-with '_A Young Lady's Entrance_,' Fanny; it may be wrong to write a
-novel, but don't you think that this is worth it? Edward is a goose
-to talk as he did about crying over spilt milk. I wonder that you had
-patience to listen to him.”
-
-“Eddy is a dear boy, and he only said what he knew nearly everybody else
-would be disposed to say about this business. I started the story, as
-you know, half in fun--by way of exercising my hand--but then it got
-hold of me, and it became deadly earnest, and now--oh, Susy, what I feel
-now about it is just what I said to Edward: it seems as if it were the
-best part of myself that I am giving to the world. I wonder if it is
-right for anyone who has written a book, if it be only a novel, to look
-upon it in that light.”
-
-“Why should it not be right? Didn't you put all your thoughts into it,
-and are not one's thoughts part of oneself?” said Susy. “And although so
-many people look down upon novels--all the novels that have been written
-since Mr. Richardson died--still--oh, did not Dr. Johnson once write
-a novel? Yes, 'Rasselas' was what he called it. I tried to read it
-but----”
-
-“H'sh, Susy. Dr. Johnson might write anything that he pleased. Though
-Dr. Johnson wrote a novel, that should be no excuse for such as I having
-the audacity to do the like.”
-
-“I suppose that's what some people will say. But I can't see that if a
-good man does an evil thing, it becomes a good thing simply because he
-does it.”
-
-“Stop, Susy: I remember that he confessed to someone, who told it to Mr.
-Crisp, that he had written 'Rasselas' in order to get money enough to
-pay for his mother's funeral.”
-
-“Oh, in that case--might he not have written something a good deal
-better, Fanny? Oh, I see that you are stricken with horror at my
-thinking anything that came from Dr. Johnson to be dull. I daresay I
-began reading it too soon: I should have waited until I had learned that
-if a great man writes a book it is a great book, but that if a simple
-girl writes a novel--well, there's no use crying over spilt milk. Now
-that's the last word that I have to say, for I mean to read every word
-that's printed here--here--here!” She brought down her open hand on the
-topmost sheets of “Evelina” in three crescendo slaps, and then tucked
-her feet under her and buried herself in the book.
-
-Fanny sat laughing beside her; and when Susy paid no attention to her
-laughter, she continued sitting there in silence, while Susy read page
-after page.
-
-Several minutes had passed before the authoress asked:
-
-“How does the thing read, dear?”
-
-Susy gave a start at the sound of her voice and looked around her as if
-she had just been awakened. This should have been enough for Fanny. She
-should not have repeated her question: it was already answered.
-
-“How does the thing read, Susy?”
-
-“How does it read?” cried Susy. “Oh, Fanny, it reads exactly like a
-book--exactly. There is no difference between this and a real book. Oh,
-'tis a thousand times nicer to read in print than it was as you wrote
-it. It is so good, too!--the best story I ever read! I can't understand
-how you ever came to write it. You who have seen nothing of life--how
-did such a story ever come to you?”
-
-“I wish I knew,” replied Fanny. “And do you think that anyone else will
-read it now that it is printed?” she asked (she was rapidly acquiring
-the most prominent traits of the complete novel writer).
-
-“Anyone else? Nay, everyone--everyone will read it, and everyone will
-love it. How could anyone help--even daddy and mamma? Now please don't
-interrupt me again.”
-
-Down went Susy's face once more among the printed sheets, and Fanny
-watched her with delight. She had been quite ready a short time before
-to accept the verdict of Cousin Edward as equivalent to that of the
-public upon her book; and now she was prepared to accept Susy as the
-representative of all readers of taste and discrimination.
-
-“Edward--psha! What could he know about it?” she was ready to exclaim:
-every moment was bringing her nearer to the complete novelist.
-
-“Surely,” she thought, “there can be no dearer pleasure in life than to
-watch the effect of one's own book upon an appreciative reader!”
-
-(The appreciative reader is always the one who is favourably impressed;
-the other sort knows nothing about what constitutes an interesting
-book.)
-
-It was the first draught of which she had ever partaken of this
-particular cup of happiness, and it was a bombard. She was draining it
-to the very dregs: it was making her intoxicated, even though it was
-only offered to her by her younger sister, who had never read half a
-dozen novels in all her life, and these surreptitiously. She could know
-by the varying changes in expression on Susy's face what place she had
-come to in the book: the turning over of the pages was no guide to her,
-for she had no idea of the quantity of her writing the printers had
-put into a page, but she had no trouble in finding Susy's place, so
-exquisitely reflective was the girl's face of the incidents among which
-she was wandering. Surely little Susy had always been her favourite
-sister (she was smiling at one of the drolleries of characterization
-upon which she had come); oh, there could be no doubt that she had
-never loved any of her sisters as she loved Susy (Susy's eyes were
-now becoming watery, and Fanny knew that she had-reached the first of
-Evelina's troubles).
-
-It was the happiest hour of Fanny's life, and she gave herself up to
-it. She did not feel any irresistible desire to judge for herself if the
-opinion expressed by Susy respecting the story was correct or otherwise.
-She had no impulse to see how her ideas “looked in print.” She was
-content to observe the impression they were making upon her first lay
-reader. She had a vague suspicion that her own pleasure in reading
-the book would be infinitely less than the pleasure she derived from
-following the course of the story in her sister's face.
-
-Half an hour had actually passed before Susy seemed to awaken to the
-realities of life. She jumped up from the sofa with an exclamation of
-surprise, and then glanced down at Fanny with an inquiring look on her
-face--a puzzled look that gave the seal to Fanny's happiness.
-
-“You are wondering how I come to be here, Susy,” said she smiling. “You
-are wondering how I come to be mixed up with the Branghtons and
-the Mervains and the rest of them. You would make me out to be an
-enchantress carrying you into the midst of a strange society; and I
-don't want any more delightful compliments, dear.”
-
-“Oh, Fanny, 'tis so wonderful--so----”
-
-“I don't want to hear anything about it beyond what you have already
-told me, my dear Susy. I watched your face and it told me all. Give me
-a kiss, Susy. You have given me a sensation of pleasure such as I never
-knew before, and such as, I fear, I shall never know again.”
-
-In an instant the two girls were in each other's arms, mingling their
-tears and then their laughter, but exchanging no word until they had
-exhausted every other means of expressing what they felt.
-
-It was Susy who spoke first.
-
-“Take it away, Fanny,” she said. “Take the book away, for I know that if
-I read any more of it I shall betray your secret to all the house. They
-will read it on my face every time I look at you.”
-
-“I think that the hour has come for me to relieve you of the precious
-book,” said Fanny. “There is the letter from Mr. Lowndes asking me to
-make out the list of errata as quickly as possible, and I do believe
-that I shall have to read the book before I can oblige him.”
-
-“'Twas thoughtless for me to jump into the middle as I did, when you had
-to read it,” cried Susy. “But there is really no mistake on any page, so
-far as I could see.”
-
-“Unless the whole is a mistake,” said Fanny. “But I will not suggest that
-now, having seen your face while you were devouring it. Dear Susy, if I
-find many such readers I shall be happy.”
-
-She gathered together the loose sheets and carried them off to the
-little room at the top of the house where it was understood she wrote
-her long weekly letter to Mr. Crisp, who had made himself a hermit
-at Chessington, but who, like some other hermits, looked forward
-with impatience to the delightful glimpses of the world which he had
-forsaken, afforded to him on every page written by her.
-
-Susy did not see her again until dinner-time, and by that time the
-younger girl felt that she had herself under such complete control
-that she could preserve inviolate the secret of the authorship until it
-should cease to be a secret. The result of her rigid control of herself
-was that her brother James said to her when they were having tea in the
-drawing-room:
-
-“What was the matter with you at dinner, Sue? You looked as if you were
-aware that something had happened and you were fearful lest it might be
-found out. Have you broken a china ornament, or has the cat been turning
-over the leaves of the 'History of Music' with her claws, and left her
-signature on the morocco of the cover?”
-
-“What nonsense!” cried Susan. “Nothing has happened. What was there to
-happen, prithee tell me?”
-
-“Ah, that is beyond my power,” he replied. “I suppose you girls will
-have your secrets--ay, ay; until some day you reveal them to another
-girl with the strictest of cautions never to let the matter go beyond
-her--and so forth--and so forth. Never mind, I'll not be the one to
-tempt you to blab. I never yet had a secret told to me that was worth
-wasting words over.”
-
-“If I had a secret of importance I think that you would be a safe person
-to tell it to,” said Susy.
-
-“You are right there,” he assented with a nautical wink. “You could find
-in me the safest depository you could wish for; you might safely depend
-upon my forgetting all about it within the hour.”
-
-He did not trouble her any further, but she felt somewhat humiliated
-to think that she had had so little control of herself as to cause her
-brother's suspicions to be aroused. She thought that it would only be a
-matter of minutes when her father or her stepmother would approach her
-with further questions. Happily, however, it seemed that James was the
-keenest observer in the household, for no one put a question to her
-respecting her tell-tale face.
-
-Still she was glad when she found herself safely and snugly in bed and
-so in a position to whisper across the room to her sister Charlotte
-the news that Fanny's novel had been printed and that a copy was safely
-locked up in Fanny's desk, and that it looked lovely in its new form.
-
-Charlotte was greatly excited, but thought that Fanny might have told
-her the news before dinner.
-
-“Poor Fanny! she will have to tell the Padre to-morrow and ask his leave
-to--to do what she has already done without it. Poor Fanny!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-|A FEW days later Dr. Burney was at the point of setting out for
-Chessington to share Mr. Crisp's hermitage until the end of the week. He
-had already said good-bye to the household; but Fanny accompanied him to
-the door. It was her last chance, she knew. She had long ago made up her
-mind that one of her secrets must be told to him, and she had more than
-once, since the printed sheets had been brought to her, tried to
-screw up her courage to the point of telling him, but she had not yet
-succeeded. And now he was going to Chessington for four days, and in
-the meantime the book should be returned to the printer. It was the last
-chance she would have of discharging the duty which was incumbent on
-her. She had been hovering around him in the hall, shaking out his
-gloves for him, polishing the gold knob of his cane, picking a scrap of
-dust from the collar of his travelling-cloak. In another minute he would
-be gone--her opportunity would be gone.
-
-And then came the relieving thought of further procrastination:
-
-“I shall write to him at Chessington and confess all.”
-
-It seemed as though she had uttered her thought aloud, for he turned to
-her with his hand on the latch of the hall door, saying:
-
-“You will write to Chessington to-morrow or the day after, my dear. It
-is no trouble to you to write. You enjoy it, do you not?”
-
-“Oh, it is my chief enjoyment. That is why I have been practising it
-so much, just as the others have been practising their music. I have no
-music in my soul, so I--I have been writing. Of course, it is not to be
-expected that I could do more than write some nonsense--my equivalent to
-the strumming of the scales.”
-
-“It pleases me greatly to hear that,” said he. “But you do yourself an
-injustice; Mr. Crisp never ceases to praise your letters.”
-
-“He is praising his own pupil then,” said she, “for 'twas he who first
-taught me how to write, and now I have been putting together some
-imaginary letters, and I thought that if he could see them printed in
-front of him he would be amused.”
-
-“Imaginary letters? Why not continue your real ones, my dear? It would
-cost a great deal to have your imaginary ones printed.”
-
-“My dear father,” she cried, “you surely do not think that I would ask
-you for money to pay for my whim? But if I could prevail on someone--a
-bookseller--to print what I write, I hope you will consent to my doing
-so--not putting my name to the thing, of course?”
-
-“And does my Fanny believe that 'tis all so easy to persuade a
-bookseller to pay her printer's bill?” he said, pinching her ear.
-“Booksellers are shrewd men of business.”
-
-“But even men of business have their weak moments,” said she. “And
-so if--if--you would not think it too bold of me to let James take my
-parcel to a bookseller? You would not forbid me to try to realize my
-ambition?”
-
-“You may be sure that the one to frustrate your aims will not be your
-father,” said he, smiling shrewdly. “I will consent if--ah, there is
-the fatal if--if your bookseller consents. Now goodbye, my dear child.
-I will take your love to your Daddy Crisp, and tell him to await a real
-letter from you--not an imaginary one.”
-
-She stood on tiptoe to kiss him--but even then he had to stoop before
-his lips were on her forehead.
-
-He was gone in another moment. She stood at the inner side of the closed
-door and listened to the rattling of the wheels of the chaise over the
-cobble-stones.
-
-So the ordeal that she dreaded had been faced, and how simple a thing it
-had turned out after all! Her father had treated the idea which she
-had submitted to him as if it were nothing beyond the thought of a
-simpleton--a foolish, simple girl who knew nothing of the world of
-business and booksellers, and who fancied that a bookseller would print
-everything that was sent to him.
-
-He had delivered that contingent “if” with the shake of the head and the
-shrewd smile of one who is acquainted with the seamy side of
-business, in the presence of a child who fancies that printing follows
-automatically upon the writing of a book and that there are thousands
-of buyers eagerly awaiting the chance of securing everything that passes
-through a printing-press. She had perceived just what was in his mind;
-and his consent, followed by that contingent “if,” to her publishing
-what she had written, was given to her with the same freedom that would
-have accompanied his permission to appropriate all the gold used in
-paving the streets of the City. She could see from the way he smiled
-that he felt that she knew as little about the conditions under which
-books are printed as a child does about the paving of the streets of the
-City.
-
-She knew that he would never again refer to the subject of those
-imaginary letters of hers--he would be too considerate of her feelings
-to do so; he would have no desire to humiliate her. He would not even
-rally her in a playful way about her literary work, asking her how the
-printing was progressing, and if she had made up her mind to start a
-coach as grand as that magnificent piece of carved and gilded furniture
-which Sir Joshua had just had built for himself--oh, no: her father
-had always respected her sensibility. Years ago, when her brothers and
-sisters were making their light jests upon her backwardness, he had
-stopped them and said that he had no fears for the future of Fanny; and
-she was certain that in referring to her, as he so frequently did, as
-“poor Fanny,” he meant nothing but kindness to her. To be sure, at
-first it grated upon her sensitiveness to be referred to in that kindly
-pitying way, but she did not resent it--indeed, she usually thought of
-herself as “poor Fanny.” In a household where proficiency in music was
-the standard from which every member was judged, it was inevitable that
-her incompetence should be impressed upon her; but no one was hard upon
-her--the kindly “poor Fanny” of her father represented the attitude
-of the household toward her, even when she had confided to some of the
-members the fact that she was writing a novel. They had been startled;
-but, then, a novel was not a musical composition, and such an
-achievement could not be received with the warmth that Esther's playing
-received. It was really not until the printed sheets of the book lay
-before Susy that she felt that Fanny had, in one leap, brought herself
-well-nigh to the level of Esther; and by the time Susy had read the
-story to the end she had made up her mind that if it might be possible
-to compare the interest of a literary work with that of the playing of
-a piece of music, Fanny's work could claim precedence over the best that
-Esther had done--she had confessed as much to Fanny in secret, and Fanny
-had called her a foolish child.
-
-Fanny had seated herself in the parlour opening off the little hall, on
-the departure of her father, and her memory took her back to the days
-she had passed in the house at Poland Street, when she had written her
-story of Caroline Evelyn, and had been induced by her stepmother to burn
-it, with sundry dramas and literary moralizings after the manner of the
-_Tatler_--all the work of her early youth. She recalled her resolution
-never again to engage in any such unprofitable practices as were
-represented by the smoke which was ascending from the funeral pyre of
-her “Caroline Evelyn” and the rest.
-
-How long had she kept to her resolution? She could not remember. She
-could not recall having any sense of guilt when she had begun her
-“Evelina”--it seemed to have sprung from the ashes of “Caroline
-Evelyn”--nor could she recollect what had been on her mind when she was
-spending those long chilly hours of her restricted leisure toiling over
-the book. All that she could remember now was her feeling that it had
-to be written--that it seemed as if someone in authority had laid on her
-the injunction to write it, and she had no choice but to obey.
-
-Well, she had obeyed--the book had been written and printed and she
-meant to send the corrected sheets back to Mr. Lowndes in the course of
-the day. Her father's consent to its publication had been obtained and
-it would be advertised for sale within some months, and then----
-
-Her imagination was not equal to the pursuit of the question of its
-future. Sometimes she felt that she never wished to hear of the book
-again. She could almost hope that sending the sheets back to Mr. Lowndes
-would be the same as dropping them, with a heavy stone in the parcel,
-into the deep sea.
-
-But that was when the trouble of getting her father's permission
-to publish it was looming before her. Now that this cloud had been
-dispelled she felt less gloomy. She had a roseate dream of hearing
-people talk about the book and even wishing to know the name of the
-author. She had a dream of Fame herself carrying her away to sublime
-heights--to such heights as she had been borne by the singing of “Waft
-her, Angels.” Her dream was of sitting on these heights of Fame by the
-side of the singer--on the same level--not inferior in the eyes of the
-world--not as the beggar maid uplifted in her rags to the side of the
-King.
-
-That had been her dream when listening to the singing, and it returned
-to her now, as she sat alone in the little parlour, having just taken
-the last step that was necessary before giving to the world the book
-which was to do so much for her. Her visions of success showed her no
-more entrancing a prospect than that of being by his side with her fame
-as a dowry worthy of his acceptance at her hands; so that people might
-not say that he had chosen unworthily--he, who had all the world to
-choose from.
-
-And quite naturally there came to her in due sequence the marvellous
-thought that he had already chosen her out of all the world--he
-had chosen her, believing her to be the dowerless daughter of a
-music-teacher--the one uninteresting member of a popular family!
-
-This was the most delightful thought of the whole train that came
-to her. It was worth cherishing above all the rest--close to her
-heart--close to her heart. She hugged that thought so close to her that
-it became warm with the warmth of her heart. Even though her book should
-never be heard of again, even though the world might treat it with
-contempt, she would still be consoled by the reflection that he had
-chosen her.
-
-*****
-
-“Why on earth should you be sitting here in the cold, Fanny?” came the
-voice from the opened door--the voice of firm domestic virtue.
-
-“Cold? cold? Surely 'Tis not cold, mamma,” she said.
-
-“Not so very cold; but when there is a fire in the work-room it should
-not be wasted,” said Mrs. Burney. “But to say the truth you do not look
-as if you were cold; your face is quite flushed, child. I hope you do
-not feel that you are on the brink of a sickness, my dear.”
-
-“Dear mamma, I never felt stronger in my life,” cried Fanny with a
-laugh.
-
-“I am glad to hear that. I was saying to Lottie just now that for some
-days past you have had alternately a worried look and the look of one
-whose brain is over-excited. Is anything the matter, my child?”
-
-“Nothing--nothing--indeed nothing! I never felt more at ease in all my
-life.”
-
-“Well, well, a little exercise will do you no harm, I am sure; so put on
-your hat and accompany me to the fishmonger's. He has not been treating
-us at all fairly of late. It is not that I mind the remark made quite
-respectfully by James at dinner yesterday--it would be ridiculous to
-expect to find fish as fresh in the centre of London as he and his
-shipmates were accustomed to in the middle of the Pacific Ocean; but it
-would not be unreasonable for us to look for turbot with less of a taint
-than that we had yesterday. You will hear the man excuse himself
-by asserting that I chose the fish at his stall; but my answer to
-that--well, come with me and you shall hear what is my answer.”
-
-Fanny went with her and heard.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-|THE faithful Cousin Edward had carried the sheets of “Evelina” to Mr.
-Lowndes's shop, with her list of errata, sisters Lottie and Susy
-giving him ample instructions as to the disguise he should assume in
-discharging that duty; it would be terrible, they thought, if the secret
-which they had so carefully guarded for so long should be revealed just
-when it was most important that it should be kept. Their imagination
-was keen enough to suggest to them the possibility of good Mr.
-Lowdnes setting a watch upon the people entering his shop, and giving
-instructions that the bearer of the parcel of “Evelina” should be
-detained and brought into his presence to be questioned.
-
-They advised that Edward should muffle up his face well before going
-into the shop, and then lay down his parcel and fly like the wind--that
-would be the best way of defeating the curiosity of the bookseller.
-
-But Edward was of the opinion that such a course of action might
-possibly only stimulate the man's curiosity as well as that of the
-people in the street, and the cry of “Stop thief!” might bring his
-frantic flight to a standstill. He thought that the most artful course
-to adopt would be to hang around the shop until he found that several
-customers were within; then he would enter quite casually and wait until
-Mr. Lowndes had served one customer and was about to attend to another.
-If the parcel were thrust into his hands during this interval, he,
-Edward, would have a good chance of getting safely away before Mr.
-Lowndes should have time to examine its contents.
-
-They were rather struck with his idea, and he got permission to put it
-into practice; but in any case he must take the greatest care of the
-parcel; valuable parcels were snatched out of people's hands every day.
-
-He smiled.
-
-In another hour he was back at the house in St. Martin's Street to
-report to them the safe delivery of the precious parcel. After all, he
-had had nothing more exciting to do than to place it on a counter--the
-elderly gentleman with a pen behind his ear had not even taken the
-trouble to rise from his stool to receive it.
-
-“Parcel for Mr. Lowndes? All right. Leave it there”--those were the
-exact words with which the parcel was received, Edward reported--the
-clerk was buried in his ledger before he had left the shop.
-
-The girls were not a little disappointed at this very tame conclusion of
-what they expected would have been an exciting episode; and to say the
-truth, their chagrin was shared by Cousin Edward.
-
-He had looked for his resources of artfulness to be drawn on in the
-transaction--perhaps even his physical qualifications for the defence of
-the sacred secret as well. He felt as a strong man might feel on going
-forth to meet a giant, to find himself confronted by a dwarf. The
-mission was unworthy of his powers. Fanny's thanks heartily given to
-him, with the repeated assurance that, but for him, the affair could
-never have been carried out, scarcely compensated him for the tameness
-of the affair.
-
-For the next month or two it was a busy household in St. Martin's
-Street. Lieutenant Burney was joining his ship for another long voyage,
-and he had to be provided with a fresh outfit. The stitching that went
-on in the work-room surpassed even that maintained during the months
-preceding Esther's marriage; but the labour was lightened upon more
-than one occasion by the appearance of Mr. Garrick. Mr. Garrick had the
-freedom of the house in St. Martin's Street, as he had had that of the
-Poland Street domicile, where he had so often spent hours amusing the
-children with his inimitable drolleries.
-
-But Mrs. Burney thought he went a little too far in taking off their
-friends, and even their own father, though his malicious touches were as
-light as the pinches of Puck. He had been paying a visit to Mr. and Mrs.
-Kendal, and he convulsed even Mrs. Burney by his acting of the scene of
-his reception by them, the lady much more coy than she had ever been at
-the Wells, and the gentleman overflowing in his attentions to her; but
-both of them esteeming him as their benefactor.
-
-And they were so well satisfied with the honourable estate to which he
-had called them, that they appeared to be spending all their time
-trying to bring about matches among their acquaintance. No matter how
-unsuitable some of the projected unions seemed, no matter how unlikely
-some of the people were to do credit to their discrimination, they
-seemed determined that none should escape “the blissful bondage”--that
-was Mr. Kendal's neat phrase. Mr. Garrick repeated it with a smile that
-made his audience fancy that Mr. Kendal was before them.
-
-“'The blissful bondage--that's what I term it, sir,'” said Mr. Kendal,
-through Mr. Garrick. “'But the worst of the matter is, Mr. Garrick,
-that we have nearly exhausted our own circle of friends'--'I can easily
-believe that, sir,' interposed Mr. Garrick--' and so we feel it our duty
-to fall back upon you.' 'Lud, sir,' cried Mr. Garrick, jumping a step or
-two back as if to avoid a heavy impact--'Lud, sir! a little man like me!
-I should be crushed as flat as a black beetle.' 'Nay, sir, I mean that
-we are compelled to ask you for a list of a few of your friends who,
-you think, should be brought together--half a dozen of each sex would be
-sufficient to begin with.'”
-
-“Of course I demurred,” said Garrick, telling his story, “but before
-'the blissful bondage' had been repeated more than a score of times I
-began to think of all against whom I bore a grudge--here was clearly the
-means of getting level with them; the only trouble with me was that
-I found myself confounding the people who bore me a grudge with those
-against whom I bore a grudge--the former are plentiful, the latter very
-meagre in number. With the exception of a few very dear animosities
-which I was hoarding up to make old age endurable, I have killed off all
-my enemies, and was forced, like Mr. Kendal, to fall back on my friends;
-but even among these I could find few that I could honestly say
-were deserving of such a fate as I was asked to nominate them for. I
-ventured, however, to mention the name of Lieutenant Burney, of His
-Majesty's Fleet, coupling it with--I could not at first think of an
-appropriate partner for James, but at last I hit upon exactly the right
-lady.”
-
-“What! a splice before I set sail next week?” cried Jim. “That's good
-news, sir. And the lady's name, if you please, and her address. Give me
-my hat, Susy; there is no time to be lost. A splice in a trice. Come,
-Mr. Garrick, her name? Cannot you see that I am hanging in stays until
-you tell me who she is?”
-
-“She is a very pleasant lady, sir. I can assure you of that,” said
-Garrick. “Not too tall even with her hair built _à la mode_; a pleasant
-smile, and a happy way of conversing. In short, Lieutenant Burney, I can
-strongly recommend the lady, for I have known her for the past twenty
-years and more, and from the first she was a staid, sensible person--the
-very partner for a sailor, sir, being so contrary to him in every
-point.”
-
-“Hark'ee, Mr. Garrick; though I don't quite see myself in tow of such a
-state barge, I'll trouble you to relieve my suspense by telling me her
-name.”
-
-“I have more than once thought when I was young that she would make me
-an excellent wife,” said Garrick; “but I soon perceived that I was not
-good enough for her. She has always been an exemplary sister, and I saw
-that, try as I might, I could never become her equal in that respect;
-and for married happiness, my boy, there is nothing like----”
-
-“Her name--her name?” shrieked the girls.
-
-The actor looked at them with pained surprise on every feature.
-
-“Her name?” he said. “Surely I have described her very badly if you have
-not recognized the portrait. But, for that matter, I have often felt how
-inadequate are words to describe character combined with grace--a
-nature inclined to seriousness in conjunction with a desire to
-attract--loftiness of purpose linked with a certain daintiness----”
-
-He made a few gestures with his hands, keeping his elbows close to his
-side, and then imitated the spreading of a capacious skirt preparatory
-to sinking in a curtsey, and in a moment there was a cry from every part
-of the room of “Miss Reynolds--Miss Reynolds!”
-
-“And who has a word to say against Miss Reynolds?” cried the actor.
-
-“No one--no one,” said Fanny. “Character combined with grace--Miss
-Reynolds linked with Lieutenant Burney.”
-
-“She would make a fine sheet anchor for an Admiral of the Blue,” laughed
-Jim. “And with your permission, sir, I will postpone my offer until I
-have attained that rank.”
-
-“I have advised Mr. Kendal to hurry things on,” said Garrick gravely.
-“For if you have time to spare before making up your mind, the lady
-cannot reasonably be thought equally fortunate. 'Lieutenant Burney, your
-attitude is not complimentary to the blissful bondage'”--once more it
-was Mr. Kendal who was in the room.
-
-“Call the roll,” said Jim. “Who comes next on your list, Mr. Garrick?”
-
-“Well, I was thinking of Dr. Johnson with Mrs. Abington,” said Garrick;
-“but perhaps you may quibble even at that.”
-
-The room rang with laughter, for everyone had seen the beautiful actress
-whose lead in dress was followed by all the ladies in the fashionable
-world who could afford to do so, and a greater number who could not; and
-the worsted hose and scorched wig, two sizes too small, of Dr. Johnson
-had been gazed at with awe by the Burney family when he visited the
-house in St. Martin's Street.
-
-“Let the banns be published without delay,” cried Jim. “Next pair,
-please.”
-
-“Well, I was thinking of Signor Rauzzini and Mrs. Montagu,” said
-Garrick, “but perhaps that would not be approved of by you any more than
-the others.”
-
-“Nay, Mr. Garrick, I will not have our friends made any longer the
-subject of your fooling,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-Garrick and Jim had the laugh between them, but it seemed that they
-alone saw the jest of coupling the lively Roman with the mature leader
-of the bluestockings: the girls bent silently over their work.
-
-“Madam,” said Garrick apologetically, “I ask your pardon for my
-imprudence. May I ask which name I am to withdraw? Was my offence the
-introduction of the lady's name or the gentleman's? Oh, I can guess.
-Those rosy-tinted faces before me--I vow that you will find yourself
-going to sea with a chestful of pink shirts, Lieutenant--those sweet
-blushing faces reveal the secret more eloquently than any words could
-do.”
-
-Undoubtedly the three girls were blushing very prettily; but at the
-mention of the word “secret” two of them gave a little start, but
-without looking up.
-
-“The secret--oh, I have been feeling for some time that I was well to
-the leeward of a secret,” cried Jim, “and I'll not start tack or sheet
-until I learn what it is.”
-
-“What, sir; you a sailor and not able to penetrate the secret of a
-pretty girl's blushes!” cried Garrick.
-
-The brother looked at each of his sisters in turn. They continued
-stitching away demurely at his shirts.
-
-“Helm's a-lee,” he said. “Ready about, and off we go on another tack,
-for hang me if I see anything of guilt on their faces, bless 'em! Come,
-Mr. Garrick, you shall interpret them for me. Let me into the secret
-which you say you have read as if it was a book.”
-
-Susy gave a sharp cry.
-
-“The needle!” she said. “That is the third time it has pricked me since
-morning.”
-
-“Pay no attention to her, sir,” cried Garrick. “It was a feint on her
-part to put us off the scent of the secret.”
-
-“In heaven's name, then, let us have it,” cried Jim.
-
-“If you will have it, here it is,” said Garrick. “Your three sisters,
-Mr. Burney, are contemplating applying to Mrs. Montagu to be admitted to
-the freedom and the livery of the Society of Bluestockings. That is why
-they thought it akin to sacrilege for me to introduce the lady's name
-into a jest. Their blush was but a reflex of their guilty intention.”
-
-“Indeed, Mr. Garrick, you go too far sometimes,” said Mrs. Burney. “Mrs.
-Montagu is a worthy lady, and our girls respect her too highly to fancy
-that they have any qualification to be received into her literary set.”
-
-“Faith, Madam, I know my duty too well, I hope, to accuse any of the
-Miss Burneys of possessing literary qualities,” said Garrick. “But what
-I do say is that if such qualities as they possess were to be introduced
-into Mrs. Montagu's set, it would quickly become the most popular
-drawing-room in town. The idea of thinking that any young woman would go
-to the trouble of writing a book when she can reach the heart of mankind
-so much more easily by blushing over the breast of a shirt! Continue
-stitching and doing your own blushing, dear children, and you will never
-give anyone cause to blush for you.”
-
-He bowed elaborately to each of them in turn and afterward to Mrs.
-Burney, and made a most effective exit. He always knew when he should
-go, and never failed to leave a few fragrant phrases behind him, as
-though he had dropped a bunch of roses for the girls to cherish.
-
-“Where should we be without Mr. Garrick?” said James, when he had seen
-the actor to the door and returned to the work-room.
-
-“If only he would not go too far in his jesting,” remarked Mrs. Burney,
-shaking her head. “Mr. Garrick sometimes forgets himself.”
-
-“That is how it comes that he is the greatest actor in the world,” said
-James. “It is only when a man has learned to forget himself completely
-that he causes everyone else to remember him. Now there's the text for a
-homily that you can write to your Daddy Crisp, Fanny.”
-
-“I'll note it, Jim, and if Mr. Crisp breaks off correspondence with me
-you shall bear the blame,” said Fanny.
-
-“Mercy on us!” whispered Susy when she was alone with her sister a
-little later. “I never got such a fright as when Mr. Garrick pretended
-to read your secret. Thank goodness! he failed to get the least inkling
-of it.”
-
-“Thank goodness, indeed!” whispered Fanny. But she was thinking of quite
-a different secret when she spoke.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-|HE was beside her before she was aware of it, in the great music-room
-at Lady Hales's house. She had not seen him approach her--she could
-not have done so without turning round, for he had approached her from
-behind, and slipped into the chair that Esther had vacated in order to
-play to the company. Esther's husband, who had been in the seat beyond
-her, had been led away some time earlier by Mr. Linley's clever son in
-order that he might give an opinion respecting one of the songs in a
-piece named _The Duenna_, which was about to be produced at Drury Lane.
-
-He was beside her and whispering in her ear, though she had not even
-known that he was to be present.
-
-Of course he went through the pantomimic form of inquiring how it was
-that she was alone--this was, she knew, for the benefit of anyone who
-might be watching them and suspect an assignation. The idea of anyone
-seriously fancying that Dr. Burney's daughter would have an assignation
-with Signor Rauzzini in such a place and in the midst of such a company!
-But Signor Rauzzini came from a land of intrigue, and his experience of
-England led him to believe that he had come to another; and so he made
-those gestures of inquiry, and she gave him a few words of explanation,
-so that no one might suspect! But, for that matter, their chairs were
-in the least conspicuous place in the room, and the shadow of the heavy
-hangings of a window fell half across them both.
-
-“And we have not met for months,” said he in French.
-
-“Nay, have you forgotten our evening at the Pantheon?” she asked.
-
-“Forgotten it? But that is months ago--ages. And it was all
-unfinished--broken off when at its best--mutilated. That hour we had!
-Oh, was it a melody suddenly interrupted when it was approaching its
-best? Was it a poem snatched away by some ruthless hand just when we had
-begun a deathless line?”
-
-“What I remember best is your singing of 'Waft her.' I am not quite sure
-that I have yet returned to the earth from those regions whither I felt
-myself wafted. Are you conscious of having any part in _Dido_ into which
-you can throw yourself with the same spirit?”
-
-“_Dido!_ pah! _Dido_ is a paltry playhouse--Maestro Handel's work is a
-Sistine Chapel--ah, more--more--a noble cathedral. When other composers
-built their garden houses in imitation of Greek temples, he
-spent all his time raising cathedrals. His genius is his
-own--mighty--overpowering! Every time I approach the great _maestro_ I
-feel that I should put off my shoes from my feet. It is holy ground--it
-is--ah, mademoiselle, it was you who led me to chatter of myself and my
-music when we were last together, and I had no wish to do so; I meant to
-talk of yourself alone, but we had parted before I had the chance again.
-I have been wondering ever since if such a chance would return--if I
-had not thrown it away; and now you have lured me once more toward the
-golden net of music; but I have seen it spread: I will not step into it.
-I want to talk to you of love--love and you--and--me.”
-
-He had restrained his voice so that it was no more than a whisper, and
-he had chastened his gestures until he seemed rigid. Fanny knew that
-even if their chairs had not been far away from the next that were
-occupied, his words could reach no ears but her own; but the effort that
-he was making to restrain his gestures--oh, was it not more significant
-to any observant eye than his most florid action would have been? With
-bent head she was conscious of the quivering of the muscles of his
-clenched hands--of the tremulous earnestness of his expressive face.
-Surely everyone who so much as glanced at him would know what was the
-subject of his discourse--and hers--hers--but what should hers be? What
-answer was she to make to such a man whispering such a word as love?
-
-“I am afraid,” she said. “You make me afraid. Is this the place? Is this
-the time? Am I the one?”
-
-“Every place is the place--every time is the time--and you--you are the
-only one,” said he, becoming more fervent every moment. “If you and I
-were alone--but we are alone--our love isolates us--we are alone in the
-splendid isolation of our love. What are these people who are about
-us? They are nothing to us--less than nothing, What are the people in
-a church to the devout one who enters and keeps his eyes fixed upon
-the lovely face of the saint to whom he prays. The saint and he are in
-communion together, and their communion isolates them though the church
-is crowded? I keep my eyes of devotion upon your face, my beautiful
-saint, and I am rapt with the glory of this hour--we are carried away
-on the wings of our love until the world is too far beneath us to be
-seen--only the heaven is revealed to us--to me--I look into your face
-and I have a glimpse of heaven itself! Ah, gentle saint, you will not
-deny me a response--one word--only lift up your eyes--let our eyes meet
-and it will be as if our lips had met. I am but a mortal, but I feel,
-gazing into the face of my saint, as if I were immortal--immortal and
-crossing the threshold of the heaven that is hers--I feel that we are
-equal----”
-
-She drew in her breath--the sound was something like a gasp--the gasp
-of one who has been swept away into the midst of a swirling sea and made
-breathless. She had been swept away on the amazing flood of his words;
-it was not until he had said that word “equal” that she felt herself
-swirled into the air once more, so to speak, and gave that gasp for
-breath: he, too, was breathless after his long and fervid outburst,
-repressed as to tone, but sounding therefore all the more passionate.
-Her gasp sounded like a sigh; his like a sob.
-
-“Not yet--not yet,” she said in a whisper--disjointed and staccato. “I
-cannot listen to you yet. I dare not--I have my pride.”
-
-“Pride? What is pride? How have I wounded your pride?” he said. “Ah,
-my God! you cannot think that I would propose anything that is not
-honourable? You do not look on me as such a wretch? Ah, you cannot.”
-
-“Oh, no, no,” she said quickly. “I would trust you. I have looked into
-your face. I have heard you sing.”
-
-“You place your faith in me? But you cannot do that unless you love me.
-And if you love me--have I been too headlong? Have I startled you? But
-surely you must have seen that on the very first day we met, before I
-had been an hour in your presence, my life was yours. I tell you that
-I knew it--not an hour--one glance was enough to tell me that I was
-all yours, and that for me no other one lived or would ever live in the
-world. What have you to say? Do not you believe me? What did you mean
-by that word 'pride'? It does not seem to me that it had any connection
-with you or me.”
-
-“Do not ask me to explain anything just now,” she said. “You would not
-like to be asked to explain how you came to--to--think of me--to feel in
-regard to me as you have said you do----”
-
-“Why should I shrink from it?” he asked. “But no one who has seen you
-would put such a question to me. I loved you because you were--_you_. Is
-not that enough? It would be sufficient for anyone who knew you. I saw
-you sitting there--so sweetly timid--a little flower that is so startled
-to find itself awakened into life in the spring, that it would fain
-ask the earth to hide it again. I thought of you as that modest little
-flower--a violet trying to obscure its own charm by the leaves that
-surround it; but all in vain--in vain, for its presence has given a
-subtle perfume to the air, and all who breathe of its delicate sweetness
-take the spirit of the spring into their souls and know that a violet
-is there, though hidden from their view. That is how I saw you. I have
-always loved the violet, and felt that shyness and sweetness were ever
-one; and am I to be reproached if I have a longing to pluck my violet
-and have her ever with me?”
-
-“This is madness--the poetry of madness,” she cried, and there was
-really a piteous note in her voice. “But if I did not believe that you
-feel every word that you have spoken, I would let you continue, and
-drink in the sweetness of every word that falls from your lips. It is
-because I know that you are speaking from your heart and because I also
-know my own unworthiness that I pray of you to say no more--yet.”
-
-“Why should I not tell you the truth, if you confess that you believe I
-am speaking sincerely?”
-
-“Sincerely, but in a dream.”
-
-“Is all love a dream, then?--is that what is in your thought?”
-
-“I do not want it to be a dream. I wish the love to continue with your
-eyes open, and therefore I say--not yet.”
-
-“You wish my love to continue? Oh, never doubt that your wish shall be
-granted. But why that 'not yet '? I am weary of this mystery.”
-
-She was perplexed. Why should she hold out any longer against this
-impetuous Prince of the land of King Cophetua? Why should she not be as
-other girls who allow themselves to be lifted out of insignificance by
-the man who loves them. Why should that gift of being able to see more
-closely into the truth of things that most others accept without a
-question, be laid upon her as a burden?
-
-She had a strong impulse to let her resolution go down the wind, and to
-put her hand in his, no matter who might be looking on, and say the word
-to him that would give him happiness. Who was she to suggest that his
-happiness would not endure--that her happiness would not endure?
-
-She was perplexed. She had more than once been called prim; but that
-only meant that it was her nature to weigh everything in a mental
-balance, as it were, and her imagination was equal (she thought) to the
-task of assigning their relative value to the many constituents of human
-happiness. If she had been told that this meant that she had not yet
-been in love, and that she was not now in love, she would not have felt
-uneasy in her mind. She did not mistrust the feeling she had for the man
-who was beside her. Surely this was the very spirit of truth in loving,
-to be ready to sacrifice everything, so that unhappiness should not
-overtake him; and she had long ago felt that unhappiness only could
-result from his linking his life with one who was rather less than a
-mere nobody. The thought never once left her mind of what would be
-said when it was known that she had married him. A dunce's triumph, the
-incident would be styled by the wits, and (assuming that the wits were
-masculine) how would it be styled by the opposite sex? She could see
-uplifted hands--incredulous eyebrows raised, while they discussed it,
-and she knew that the conclusion that everyone would come to was that to
-be the most divine singer in the world did not save a man from being the
-greatest fool in the world.
-
-Was her love the less true because her intelligence insisted on her
-perceiving that such a man as Signor Rauzzini would not be happy if
-married to a nonentity like herself? “Surely not,” she would have
-cried. “Surely it is only the truest of all loves that would be ready
-to relinquish its object rather than bring unhappiness upon him! Is
-intelligence never to be found in association with true love? Must true
-love and folly ever be regarded as allies?”
-
-Her intellect was quick in apprehending the strength of the position
-taken up by two combatants in an argument; but the juxtaposition of the
-Prim and the Passionate was too much for her. She was all intellect; he
-was all passion. Her mental outlook on the situation was acute; but his
-was non-existent. His passion blinded him; her intellect had a thousand
-eyes.
-
-And there he was by her side; she could almost hear the strong beating
-of his heart in the pause that followed his question.
-
-“What is this mystery?”
-
-It was her feeling of this tumultuous beating of his heart that all but
-made her lose her intellectual foothold. His heart beating close to hers
-swayed her as the moon sways the tides, until for some moments she
-could not have told whether it was her heart or his that was beating
-so wildly--only for some moments, however; only long enough for that
-madness to suggest itself to her--to let her resolution fly to the
-winds--what did anything matter so long as she could lay her hand in
-his, and feel his fingers warm over hers? It was her first acquaintance
-with the tyranny of a heart aflame, and for a moment she bent her
-head before it. He thought that he had got the better of her scruples,
-whatever they were, by the way her voice broke as she said:
-
-“Madness--it would be madness!”
-
-He was not acute enough to perceive that she was talking to
-herself--trying to bring her reason to help her to hold out against the
-throbbing of her heart--_his_ heart.
-
-“It would indeed be madness for us to turn our backs upon happiness when
-it is within our reach,” said he. “That is what you would say, sweet
-saint?”
-
-But she had now recovered herself.
-
-“Indeed it is because I have no thought except for your happiness that I
-entreat of you to listen to me,” said Fanny.
-
-“I will listen to you if you tell me in one word that you love me,” said
-he.
-
-There was no pause before she turned her eyes upon him saying:
-
-“You know it. You have never doubted it. It is because I love you so
-truly I wish to save you from unhappiness. I want to hold your love for
-ever and ever.”
-
-“My sweet saint! You have heard my prayers. You are to make me happy.”
-
-“All that I can promise as yet is to save you from supreme unhappiness.
-I am strong enough to do so, I think.”
-
-“You can save me from every unhappiness if you will come to me--and you
-are coming, I know.”
-
-“I hope that if you ask me three months hence I shall be able to say
-'yes'; but now--at this moment--I dare not. It is not so long to ask you
-to wait, seeing that I have let you have a glimpse of my heart, and told
-you that as you feel for me, so I feel for you.”
-
-“Three months is an eternity! Why should it be in three months? Why not
-now?”
-
-She shook her head.
-
-“I cannot tell you. It is my little secret,” she said. “Ah, is it not
-enough that I have told you I love you? I shall never cease to love
-you.”
-
-“Oh, this accursed place! These accursed people!” he murmured. “Why are
-we fated to meet only surrounded by these wretches? Why cannot we meet
-where I can have you in _my_ arms, and kiss your lips that were made for
-kissing?”
-
-There was something terrifying to her in that low whisper of his. He had
-put his head down to her until his lips were close to her ear. She felt
-the warmth of his face; it made her own burn. But she could not move her
-face away to the extent of an inch. Her feminine instinct of flight was
-succeeded by the equally feminine instinct of surrender. If it had been
-his intention--and it certainly seemed that it was--to kiss her in the
-presence of all the company, she would still have been incapable of
-avoiding such a caress.
-
-He swore again in her ear, and Fanny, for all her primness, felt a
-regret deep down in her heart that her training would not allow of her
-expressing herself through the same medium.
-
-But he did not come any nearer to her than that. He changed his phrases
-of abuse of their entourage to words of delight at her presence so close
-to him--alternately passionate and tender. His voice became a song in
-her ears, containing all such variations. His vocalism was equal to the
-demand put upon it. It was his _métier_ to interpret such emotions, and
-now he did justice to his training, even if he fell short--and he was
-conscious of doing so--of dealing adequately with his own feelings.
-He called her once again his sweet saint who had heard his prayer; his
-cherished flower, whose fragrance was more grateful to him than all the
-incense burned in all the temples of the world was to the Powers above.
-
-It was, he repeated, her violet modesty that had first made him adore
-her. Her humility brought before his eyes the picture painted by Guido
-Reni--the Madonna saying: _Ecce ancilla Domini_.
-
-Ah, her humility was divine. And she was so like his mother--his dear
-mother who had died when he was a boy and who had taught him to sing.
-Ah, she was herself now singing in Paradise, and she would look down
-and approve his choice. She, too, had been as meek as a flower, and had
-never been so happy as when they had been together at a little farm in
-Tuscany with him by her side among the olives. Oh, she would approve
-his choice. And quite simply he addressed his dead mother, as though
-she were beside him, asking her if she could desire to have a daughter
-sweeter or more gentle. He had lapsed into his native Italian in this;
-but Fanny could follow his slow, devout words, and her eyes were full of
-tears, her heart of love.
-
-She now perceived how simple and gentle a nature was that of the young
-Roman. He remained unspoilt by the adulation which he had received
-both in his own country and in England. Seeing him thus revealing a
-simplicity which she had not associated with him before, she was led to
-ask herself if there was, after all, so great a difference between them
-as she had believed to exist. She had forgotten all about his singing,
-and he was now in her eyes nothing more than a man--the man who loved
-her. Ah, that was enough. He loved her, and therefore she was bound to
-save him from the mortification of hearing the whispers of the people
-around them asking how he could ever have been stupid enough to marry a
-girl like herself, who was a nobody and without a fortune, when he might
-have chosen any girl in the world.
-
-Her resolution came back to her with greater force than ever. Since
-he had made his nature plain to her, it would, she felt, be taking
-advantage of his simplicity to engage herself to him just as she was.
-She knew more of the world than he did. She knew how the world talked,
-and how it would talk regarding herself as well as regarding him in such
-a matter. He was simple and generous; it was necessary for her to take
-thought for both of them.
-
-“Have you heard me?” he asked of her in a whisper.
-
-“The tears are still in my eyes,” she replied. “Oh, my dear friend,
-cannot you see how bitter it is for me to be compelled to ask you to
-wait for these months that I spoke of? Cannot you see that it is a
-matter of conscience and honour? Ah, I should never forgive myself if I
-were to do other than I have done! If you----”
-
-“Dear one,” said he, “I ask for nothing more than to hear you tell me
-that you love me. Who am I, that I should demand your secret? So long as
-you do not conceal your love from me, I do not mind if you have a score
-of secrets locked away in your white bosom. Tell me again that you love
-me and all must be well.”
-
-She looked at him, but he knew that she could not see a feature of his
-face by reason of the tears that were still in her eyes.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX
-
-|IT was on one of the last mornings in January that Mrs. Burney was
-reading out of the newly-arrived _London Chronicle_ such paragraphs as
-she thought would appeal to the varied interests of the breakfast-table.
-There were a few announcements of marriages about to take place between
-people whose names they knew, the amount of the bride's dowry being
-stated in each in plain figures, though Mrs. Burney took it upon her to
-affirm in one or two cases that the sum was exaggerated, or to suggest
-that if the father of the bride were just enough to pay his debts first,
-the portion of his daughter would be considerably reduced. In the case
-of one of the gentlemen, who was marrying thirty thousand pounds, she
-ventured to express the hope that he would now pay at least some of his
-creditors.
-
-These were, of course, the most interesting items of news, though their
-attractiveness was not greatly superior to that of the gossip respecting
-Mr. F------, who had been noticed in high dudgeon because of Lady
-P------'s dancing three times with Sir Julian Y------; or that which
-suggested that a reconcilement must have taken place between the
-beautiful Mrs. G------ and her husband, for they had been seen taking
-the air together in the Park.
-
-It was also pleasant to learn that His Majesty had given great
-encouragement to Mrs. Delany in the production of her ingenious mosaic
-flowers, in which she was so skilled as to excite the wonder of several
-criticks in the Royal circle; and also that His Royal Highness the
-Prince of Wales had been graciously pleased to say in publick that he
-had always admired the Perdita of the beautiful Mrs. Robinson, though he
-considered Mrs. Abington, on the whole, the most tasteful dresser in the
-Drury Lane company.
-
-It was only when Mrs. Burney had folded the newspaper and was about to
-put it away, that a few lines of an advertisement caught her eye--she
-commented before she read, as though she had been a fully qualified
-critic:
-
-“More novels! More stuff for the circulating libraries! Enough to make
-poor Mr. Richardson feel uncomfortable in his grave! Could he but have
-known that he was turning all England into novel readers he would never
-have put pen to paper. Here is another imitator in the field. 'Evelina;
-or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World,' published to-day by Mr.
-Lowndes--three volumes, seven and sixpence sewed, nine shillings in
-covers. 'Evelina,' a distant cousin to 'Clarissa' and 'Pamela' I doubt
-not. I hope your father will not bring anyone here to dinner to-day.
-Hashed mutton is a wholesome dish, to be sure, but some visitors are
-fastidious. He may bring as many as he pleases to-morrow, for Mr.
-Greville's gift of pheasants will be on the table. Why are you staring
-so at your sister, Lottie?”
-
-Lottie was becoming a hardened dissembler: she scarcely started when
-asked to interpret certain furtive glances she cast at Fanny.
-
-“I was wondering if Fanny would make a face: she never was fond of
-hashed mutton,” said Lottie glibly. “If she had gone to school in France
-she would soon have got a liking for it, cooked as it is there.”
-
-“I am not partial to French kickshaws,” said Mrs. Burney. “There's
-nothing like good English fare. To my thinking, the principle of making
-food tasty when in ordinary circumstances it should not be so, is a bad
-one. Hash of mutton is wholesome food, and it should be eaten as such
-without further question. If Providence had meant it to be tasty as
-well, He would have made His intentions as plain as in the case of roast
-pheasant.”
-
-“Lottie will tell you that I made no face at the mention of hash of
-mutton,” said Fanny. “What does it signify whether one sits down to a
-simple platter of mutton hash or a great dinner such as father gets at
-Mr. Thrale's? A pair of geese, a leg of mutton, a tongue, a rib of roast
-beef and a brace of pheasants, with two or three dishes of fish, and for
-Dr. Johnson a veal pie or a piece of pork--those were on the table at
-one time. What is the benefit of such abundance, when all that one can
-eat is a single slice of beef?”
-
-She spoke rapidly, for she, too, had been a great dissembler. She meant
-to take away her stepmother's attention from those questionable glances
-which she had exchanged with Lottie; and she succeeded very well.
-
-“It would make no difference to us whether we had one dish or ten; but
-it makes all the difference in the world to Mr. Thrale. They say he has
-a prodigious appetite, and eats of at least six heavy dishes of meat at
-dinner.”
-
-“Mr. Baretti affirms that some day he will not awake from the stupor
-into which he falls after one of his heavy meals,” said Susy.
-
-“And all the time Mrs. Thrale is entreating him to be more moderate,”
- cried Lottie.
-
-“A humiliating duty for such as Mrs. Thrale,” said her mother. “That
-shows how true is all that Fanny has remarked: a simple dish should be
-enough for any reasonable person. I have often wondered how the converse
-at the Streatham table could be so wise and witty if the master of
-the house eats like a hog, and Dr. Johnson, suffering from ill-health,
-expends so much energy over his pork that the veins stand out on his
-forehead and his face is bathed in perspiration.”
-
-“I am sure that Mrs. Thrale has wit and liveliness enough to serve for
-the whole company,” said Fanny.
-
-“She is chatty enough, I doubt not,” replied Mrs. Burney. “There are
-those who think she talks over-much for a woman.”
-
-“Not for a woman of fashion,” suggested Lottie with some pertness, when
-their stepmother had left the room. “It is long since Mrs. Thrale has
-invited mother to one of the Streatham dinners,” she added under her
-breath.
-
-And then the three fell upon the _Chronicle_ for the announcement of the
-book.
-
-They read it in whispers, each following the other, as though it were
-the _piano_ part of a catch or a glee, and glancing fearfully toward the
-door now and again, lest it should open and Mrs. Burney reappear.
-
-“How amazing it is!” said Susy. “This is the announcement of the birth
-of a baby--and such a baby!”
-
-“The birth and the christening and all,” said Lottie. “Oh, Fanny, I
-had no idea that it would be in the papers--I forgot that it would be
-advertised; and when mamma read this out I thought I should sink through
-the floor. So did you, I know.”
-
-“I only wish that it had been possible,” said Fanny. “I could feel
-myself getting hot all over my body. And then you gave me that look,
-Lottie!”
-
-“Could I help it?” asked Lottie. “You cannot blame me. I really thought
-that it was you who gave me a look, as much as to say: 'If you let the
-cat out of the bag I will never forgive you--no, never! '”
-
-“Never mind! Among us we managed to get out of the difficulty very well,
-I think. Were we not clever, guiding the conversation away from Mr.
-Lowndes's shop on to the high road to Streatham?” cried Susy.
-
-“'Twas the hash that saved us,” said Lottie. “Have you not heard dear
-Jim applying the sailors' expression, to make a hash of something? But
-we didn't make a hash of our matter, did we, Fanny?” said Susan.
-
-“We have become adroit dissemblers, and I am growing more ashamed of it
-every day,” cried Fanny. “I have reached the condition of a man of whom
-I read in a volume of history: he had committed a crime, and the effort
-that it cost him to keep it hidden so preyed upon his mind that he could
-stand the strain no longer, so he confessed it and was relieved.”
-
-“But he could not have been really happy until they hanged him,” said
-Susy. “And do you intend to confess and be hanged, Fanny? Please do not.
-I think it is the most exciting thing in the world to share a secret
-like this. I would not have missed the enjoyment for anything. Think,
-Fan, if you were to confess, you would draw us into it too--you would
-make us out to be as guilty as yourself.”
-
-“I will not confess,” said Fanny. “No; it would not be honourable of me.
-But I do feel that the secret is having a bad effect upon us all. It has
-made us all such--such--dissemblers.”
-
-“Psha!” said Lottie with a sniff. “That's only another way of saying
-that we are ladies of quality at an early age.”
-
-Fanny shook her head. She thought that if any proof were needed of the
-ill effects of their treasuring their secret from their parents, this
-cynical pertness of Lottie supplied it. She shook her head.
-
-“I should like 'Evelina' to come into mamma's hands,” continued Lottie.
-“She will go through the three volumes at a hand gallop, even though she
-did take it upon her to condemn it as being on a level with the odious
-stuff that comes to us nowadays.”
-
-“And if she condemns it so heartily before she has read it, what will
-she say about it when she has finished the last chapter?” asked Fanny.
-
-“She will say that it is the prettiest story that has been written since
-her dear Mr. Richardson died,” said Susy.
-
-“I doubt it, my dear,” said Fanny.
-
-“Well, let the worst come, she will never guess that you wrote it,”
- laughed Lottie.
-
-“It is the padre whom I fear,” said Fanny. “Surely he will not need to
-go beyond the Ode on the first leaf to know that it is he himself whom I
-address.”
-
-“And if he should--smoke it?” asked Susy, lapsing into slang which she
-had acquired from her sailor brother, who was in no sense a purist.
-
-“If he should--well, either of two things will happen,” replied the
-authoress. “He will either think me the most double-dealing wretch in
-the world or the most dutiful of daughters.”
-
-“And which will be right?” asked Lottie.
-
-“Both views will be right,” said Fanny. “Although I meant every word
-of the Ode, I really think now that the idea of writing it before the
-dedication came to me only when I felt that I had behaved badly in
-sending the book to the printer without his consent.”
-
-“You wished the Ode to be a sort of peace-offering?” said Susy. “You
-hoped that when he read it he would forget to be angry? Well, that was
-cunning of you, Fanny!”
-
-“I tell you that the whole affair has had a bad effect upon us all,”
- said Fanny gently.
-
-Once again she was conscious of someone telling her that there was no
-use crying over spilt milk, and this impression was followed by one that
-took the form of a resolution to be more careful in future. If she
-had spilt some milk once, that was no reason why she should not, by
-exercising proper forethought, refrain from doing so again.
-
-But the book was now given to the world, if the world would have it, but
-as yet a copy had not come into her hand. She wondered if she would
-have to spend seven and sixpence in buying a copy. Seven shillings and
-sixpence, sewed. It was a great deal of money. Was it possible that
-there were five hundred people in the world ready to pay seven and
-sixpence for a novel with the name of no author on the title page?
-(She thought it best to leave out of her consideration altogether the
-possible purchasers of the nine shilling set of bound volumes.)
-
-Who were the people that ever laid out so much money upon books which
-could be read through between the rising and the setting of the sun?
-She had never met such liberal enthusiasts. Of course, it was only
-reasonable that so splendid a work as the “History of Music” should be
-in the library of every house wherein people of taste resided, but that
-was not a book to be galloped through; some people might not be able to
-read it within a month. Besides, it bore the honoured name of Dr. Burney
-on the title page, and the fame of Dr. Burney was great. But as for that
-poor little seven-and-sixpenny sewed “Evelina,” how should anyone take
-an interest in her without reading her story? How would anyone read her
-story without feeling afterwards that seven-and-sixpence (leaving the
-nine shilling expenditure out of the question) was a ridiculous price to
-pay for such an entertainment?
-
-She felt that people would come to look on her as the instigator of a
-fraud if they paid their money and read the book and then found out
-that she had written it. The wisdom of concealing her name even from the
-bookseller was now more apparent to her than it had ever been. She had
-visions of indignant purchasers railing against Mr. Lowndes, and Mr.
-Lowndes searching for her, so that he might rail against her; and so her
-speculations ended in laughter; but even her laughter grated upon her
-sensitive ears: she felt that it was the malicious jeering of a clever
-cheat at the thought of having got the better of a worthy man.
-
-Her precious “Evelina” was leading her a pretty dance. If it had not
-been able to do so it would have been a paltry sort of book and she
-would have been a paltry sort of author.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX
-
-|TWO or three weeks passed without her hearing anything of the book, and
-it seemed as if it had fallen, as she had at some moments hoped it would
-fall, like a dull stone into the depths of the sea. She heard nothing of
-it, and soon she perceived that her sisters felt grievously disappointed
-at its failure to produce any impression upon the town. Even a dull
-stone, if dropped into the deep, creates a little fuss on the surface
-before it sinks out of sight; but Fanny's book did not, so far as they
-could see, produce even so superficial an impression. What they expected
-of it they might have had some trouble explaining; but as it was, they
-could not conceal their disappointment from Fanny; and they showed it
-after a short time in a very delicate way: they never alluded to the
-book in her presence. She perceived that what was in their minds was
-that it would show very bad taste on their part to refer to it in any
-way. She was grateful for their consideration; and she resolved to
-accept their decision on this point as final; she would never allude to
-the horrid thing in their hearing.
-
-It so happened, however, that she was left alone with Susy in the house
-one evening. Dr. Burney and his wife had gone to a concert at Esther's,
-and Lottie was staying for a day or two in the country. Susy was
-practising her part of a new duet on the piano, and Fanny was at her
-sewing. So far as conversation between the two sisters was concerned,
-the evening had been a very silent one. Indeed, during the whole week a
-constrained silence had marked the intercourse of the three girls.
-
-Susy hammered away at the music for half an hour; then her playing
-became more fitful, and at last it ceased altogether.
-
-There was a long silence before Fanny heard a little sound that caused
-her to raise her head. It was the sound of a sob, and when she looked up
-she saw that Susy was leaning her forehead upon the bottom of the music
-rest, weeping bitterly.
-
-Fanny was by her side in a moment.
-
-“Dearest Susy, what is the matter?” she said soothingly. “Tell me, dear;
-has anything happened? Has anyone been unkind to you? Have I unwittingly
-done or said anything that seemed to you unkind? Tell me all, Susy.”
-
-But Susy continued crying with her face hidden, though she yielded one
-of her hands to Fanny.
-
-“Come, my dear, I have helped you before now, and I may be able to help
-you now. Prithee, what is your trouble?” said Fanny, putting her arm
-round the girl's shoulders.
-
-Still Susy remained silent, except for her sobs.
-
-“Tell me,” said Fanny, in a whisper. “Is it that you think that I am
-chagrined about--about--the book?”
-
-In an instant Susy had whirled round on her seat and flung her arms
-round her sister's neck, laying her head on her shoulder.
-
-“Oh, Fanny, Fanny, 'tis too cruel!” she sobbed. “We were sure that so
-much would come of it--it seemed so splendid to read, even before it
-was printed--so much better than any other story that ever came into our
-hands--and you worked so hard at it--every spare moment when you might
-have been enjoying yourself--in the cold of last winter up in that
-room--and at Lynn too--and Chessington--and now, when we think that your
-cleverness, your patience, your genius, is to be rewarded, nothing comes
-of it--all your trouble has gone for nothing--all our secrecy! Oh, it is
-too cruel!”
-
-“You dear child,” said Fanny. “It is only cruel if it sets you crying in
-this way. What does it matter to anyone if the book has gone and nothing
-has come of it? I have been thinking that writing a book and publishing
-it is like throwing a stone into the sea. It may fall so that it sinks
-down plumb, or it may fall so that it makes a splash for a while, but
-it sinks to the bottom all the same. Success or failure is only the
-difference between a splash and a ripple. We were fools to fancy that
-our little stone would float.”
-
-“But it was not a stone, it was full of life and it should have--it
-should have--swum! Oh, the people who buy books are so stupid!”
-
-“They are--that was the hope that I builded on. They are stupid, but not
-stupid enough to buy my book.”
-
-“Oh, Fanny!”
-
-“That is really the frame of mind that I find myself in to-day. I tell
-you truly, Susy, that after the first week, I schooled myself to think
-of the business in this way; and I am certain that in another month I
-shall even feel delighted that my little pebble made no splash. Look at
-the matter philosophically, Susy.”
-
-“Oh, philosophically!”
-
-“Well, reasonably. Are we in a different position to-day from that we
-were in before the book was published? We are not. We are just the same
-as we were before. It has not injured us in any way. Nay, if you think
-of it, we are--I, at least, am--all the better for having failed, for I
-have learned my lesson. I was beginning to feel cleverer than I had any
-right to think myself, and this has come as a chastening--to make me
-know my right place. These rebukes do not come by chance, Susy. I know
-now that I was inclined to hold my head too high. I don't think that I
-will do so again.”
-
-“You never held your head too high--just the opposite. And I think it
-very cruel that you should be rebuked for nothing. But I do not blame
-_anyone_ except the wretched people who refused to buy your nice book,
-but spent their seven and sixpence at Vauxhall or Ranelagh--perhaps
-watching Mr. Foote and his puppets at the Haymarket. Oh, I have no
-patience with them! Why, it only needed a thousand people to buy the
-book and it would have been accounted a success!”
-
-“Then we shall put the blame on the shoulders of that thousand,
-wheresoever they may be found, and for my part I shall not hold a second
-thousand altogether blameless--my indignation may even extend to a
-third. Now, that's the last word I mean to speak about the book. It
-has by this time reached the bottom of the sea on which I threw it; and
-there let it lie!”
-
-“You are an angel--I see that plainly now.”
-
-“Ah, there you see, what I said was true: I am much better for the
-rebuke I talked about; you never perceived before that I was an angel.
-Now let that be the last word between us on the subject of my poor
-little 'Evelina.' Her entrance into the world has proved fatal. Oh,
-Susy, she was stillborn, but her parent is making a rapid recovery.”
-
-“That may be; but cannot you join with me in----”
-
-“I will join with you in maintaining silence on the subject of the little
-one. I cannot bear to hear her name mentioned. I refuse to say another
-word about her or her fate. She must have been greatly beloved of
-the gods to die so young. Let that be 'Evelina's' epitaph. I will say
-nothing more about her.”
-
-It so happened, however, that she was compelled to say a good deal more
-on the subject, for within half an hour Cousin Edward had called, and he
-began to talk of “Evelina” at once.
-
-“I went to Hill's library in the Strand yesterday, to get a book for
-mother, and there, sure enough, I saw your 'Evelina,'” said he. “I asked
-the man in charge what it was about, and he replied that he didn't know;
-it was bad enough, he thought, to be compelled to hand out books all day
-to readers without being forced to read them for himself; but he
-supposed that 'Evelina' was a novel of the usual sort.”
-
-“That was not extravagant praise,” remarked Susy.
-
-“He didn't mean to praise it,” said Edward. “But when I asked him if
-anyone who had read it had recommended it, he admitted that every one
-of the five ladies who had read it was ready to speak well of it--one of
-them had taken it away a second time; and--would you believe it?--while
-I was standing at the counter a footman entered the shop with a demand
-for 'Eveliena,' as he called it; and he carried off the copy that was
-already on the desk.”
-
-“For the delectation of the servants' hall?” suggested Fanny.
-
-“Not at all--it had been recommended to her ladyship, he said, and he
-had been commanded on no account to return without it; her ladyship
-was liberal; she would not mind paying sixpence for it, instead of the
-ordinary fourpence.”
-
-“That was more than liberal, it was generous to a degree,” said Fanny.
-
-“Don't interrupt him,” cried Susy. “Continue your narrative, Eddy. I am
-dying to hear the rest.”
-
-“I asked the library man if he knew who wrote the book, and he
-replied that he had heard the name, but had forgotten it; so far as he
-remembered the author was a peer of high rank but eccentric habits,”
- said Edward.
-
-“The book represented his eccentric habits, I suppose,” remarked Fanny.
-
-“I ran out of the place roaring,” said Edward. “'A peer of high rank but
-eccentric habits'--describes you to a T, doesn't it, Cousin Fanny? Pray
-what is your lordship's next work to be, and when will it be given to an
-eager world?”
-
-“Is that all you have to tell?” asked Susy.
-
-“By no means. When I heard that the book was thought well of in
-the Strand, I thought I would try to get at the opinion of Stanhope
-Street--you know Masterman's circulating library there? Well, I boldly
-entered, and there, sure enough, was a well-thumbed 'Evelina' in front
-of the librarian. I asked for some book that no one had ever heard of,
-and when the librarian had told me that he had never been asked for that
-book before, I pointed to 'Evelina,' inquiring if it was any good. 'I'm
-dead tired on account of its goodness, for I was fool enough to take
-it to bed with me last night, and I never closed my eyes in sleep,'
-he replied. 'I had it praised to me by a lady of quality, and so too
-hastily concluded that it would either send me asleep with its dullness,
-or shock me with its ribaldry; but it did neither, unhappily.' Just then
-a chariot stopped at the door and another footman entered with the name
-'Evelina' written on a sheet of paper, and off he popped with the full
-three volumes under his arm. I waited no longer; but hurried hither
-to give you my news. I did not get so far, however, for I was unlucky
-enough to be overtaken by that vile downpour of rain, and it did not
-blow over until your dinner hour was at hand.”
-
-“You are my good angel,” cried Fanny, her cheeks glowing. “We have heard
-nothing of all this respecting the book, and, hearing nothing, we took
-it for granted that it was dead--dead before it was ever alive. Oh, this
-is good news you have brought us, Eddy!”
-
-“The best news that has come to us for months!” said Susy. She had
-turned her head away and was furtively wiping her eyes. The good news
-affected the sympathetic Susy almost as deeply as her disappointment had
-done.
-
-“But I have only told you of my adventures of yesterday,” said
-Edward. “To-day I tried the booksellers, beginning with Mr. Davies and
-working-round to the Dillys in the Poultry--it cost me three shillings,
-for I had to buy something that I did not particularly want in every
-shop to excuse my inquiries--and I found 'Evelina' on every counter. I
-cannot say that any customer came in to buy it while I was in any shop,
-but you may be sure that the book would not be on the counter unless it
-was highly thought of. Of course I had need to be very discreet among
-the booksellers; I dared not ask who was the author, but I longed to do
-so, if only to hear what new story had been made up about it.”
-
-“You heard quite enough to make us glad,” cried Susy. “Oh, how foolish
-we were to take it for granted that because we had no news of the book,
-it was dead! It is alive--greatly alive, it would appear! How could any
-news of it have come to us here? We should have gone forth in search of
-it.”
-
-“I knew that we could depend on your discretion,” said Fanny, laying a
-hand on each of his shoulders. “I do not think that I ever thanked you
-as I should for the wise way in which you managed the business with Mr.
-Lowndes, and now I must not neglect to do so for having acted the part
-of a benevolent agent in bringing us such good news about the book.”
-
-“Psha! there should be no talk of gratitude and the like between us,”
- said he. “There are family ties--I think of the honour of our family.
-People already talk of the clever Burneys, but they left you out of the
-question, Cousin Fanny, since they only thought of music. But now
-that you have shown what you can do in another direction, you must be
-reckoned with alongside the others.”
-
-“And what about the other branch of the clever Burneys?” said Fanny.
-“Don't you think that people will some of these days begin to ask if
-Edward Burney, the great painter, is really a brother of the musical
-Burneys? I hope they will, dear Edward; I hope that the fame of Edward
-Burney, the painter, will go far beyond that of the musical Burneys, as
-well as poor Fanny Burney who once wrote a novel.”
-
-The young man blushed as Fanny herself would certainly have done if
-confronted with the least little compliment. But there was no false
-shame about his acceptance of her suggestion.
-
-“I mean to become as good a painter as I can, in order to be worthy of
-the name of Burney,” said he. “I feel proud of being a Burney--more so
-to-day than ever before, and I hope that the rest of the Burney's will
-some day look on me as doing credit to our name.”
-
-“I am sure that they will have every reason to do so,” said Fanny.
-
-When he had gone, Susy gave way to her delight at the news which he had
-brought. She was a good deal taller than Fanny, and catching her round
-the waist after the manner of the Elizabethan dancer with his partner,
-she danced round the table with her, lilting a somewhat breathless pæan.
-Fanny herself needed no coaxing to be her partner in this revel. In
-her jubilant moments she got rid of the primness which most people
-associated with her. She had a wild jig known as “Nancy Dawson,” and
-she had more than once found it necessary to get rid of her superfluous
-spirits through this medium. She joined in her sister's little whoop
-at the completion of the third “lap” of the table, and they both threw
-themselves breathless on the sofa.
-
-“I knew it,” said Susy between her gasps. “I knew that I could not be
-mistaken in believing 'Evelina' to be good--I knew that she would make
-her way in the affections of her readers, and I was right--you see I was
-right.”
-
-“You were right, dear Susy--quite right,” said Fanny. “I do not like
-to be too sanguine, but I do believe, from the reports Eddy brought us,
-that the book will find plenty of readers. Now that we can think over
-the matter in a reasonable way, we must see how foolish we were to
-expect that the very day after the book was published people would crowd
-to buy it; but now, after six weeks, when Eddy goes in search of news
-about it, he brings back a report which is--we had best say for the
-present no more than 'quite satisfactory'--that was the bookseller's
-report about the sales of the first volume of the padre's
-'History'--'quite satisfactory'--that should be quite satisfactory for
-the author of 'Evelina' and her sisters. There is nothing in the book to
-stir people as it would if written by Mr. Wilkes, but in its humble way
-it will, I am now persuaded, be pronounced 'quite satisfactory.' At any
-rate, there goes my sewing for the evening.”
-
-She rolled up the strip of linen into a ball and used her hand, after
-two false starts, as a battledore, to send it flying across the room
-within reach of Susy, who, being more adroit, was able at the first
-attempt to return it with both force and precision. Once more Fanny
-struck it, and her sister sent it back, but by this time the unequal
-ball had opened out, so that it was only by her foot that Fanny could
-deal with it effectively. Then, daintily holding up their petticoats,
-the author of “Evelina” and Susy Burney played with the thing until once
-more they were panting and laughing joyously.
-
-Perhaps Fanny had a faint inkling of the symbolism implied by this
-treatment of the discarded needlework.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI
-
-|BUT little Miss Burney had recovered all her primness on the evening
-when, a week later, she accompanied her stepmother to partake of tea at
-the home of the Barlowes in the Poultry.
-
-Young Mr. Barlowe had, for some time after his visit to St. Martin's
-Street, brooded over his indiscretion in allowing his impulse at the
-moment of saying good night to carry him away so that he pressed Miss
-Burney's hand, looking into her eyes with an expression in his own of
-the deepest sympathy--rather more than sympathy. He felt that he had
-been unduly and indiscreetly hasty in his action. It had been purely
-impulsive. He had by no means made up his mind that Miss Burney would
-make him a satisfactory wife. His father and mother had, for a long
-time, thought very highly of Mrs. Burney, looking on her as a most
-thrifty and excellent manager of a household. She had shown herself
-to be all this and more when her first husband was alive and they had
-visited her at Lynn; and she had proved her capabilities in the same
-direction since she had married Dr. Burney. Unfortunately, however,
-the virtues of a stepmother could not be depended on to descend to the
-children of her husband's family, and it was by no means certain that
-Miss Burney had made full use of her opportunities of modelling herself
-upon her father's second wife.
-
-No, he had not quite made up his mind on this subject--the gravest that
-had ever occupied his attention, and he remained sleepless for hours,
-fearful that he had gone too far in that look and that squeeze. He had
-heard of fathers and even brothers waiting upon young men who had acted
-toward a daughter or a sister pretty much as he had in regard to Miss
-Burney. He had rather a dread of being visited by Miss Burney's brother,
-that young naval officer who had boasted of having been educated by a
-murderer. Mr. Barlowe thought that a visit from such a young man would
-be most undesirable, and for several days he went about his business
-with great uneasiness.
-
-But when a week had gone by and neither father nor brother had waited
-upon him, he began to review his position more indulgently than when he
-had previously given it his consideration. He thought more hopefully of
-Miss Burney as a wife. Perhaps she might have profited more largely than
-he had thought by her daily intercourse with so capable a woman as Mrs.
-Burney. At any rate, she was not musical, and that was something in her
-favour. Then her stepmother had praised her needlework, and everyone
-knows that to be a good sempstress is next to being a good housekeeper.
-
-He thought that on the whole she would do. Her brother, Lieutenant
-Burney, would naturally spend most of his time at sea. That was a good
-thing. Thomas felt that he should hesitate to make any change in his
-life that involved a liability of frequent visits from a young man who
-had been taught by a murderer. Who could tell what might happen in the
-case of such a young man? As for Miss Burney herself, she was,
-quite apart from her housewifely qualities, a most estimable young
-lady--modest and retiring, as a young woman should be, and very
-beautiful. To be sure, he had often heard that beauty was only skin
-deep, but even assuming that it did not go any deeper, it had always
-been highly esteemed by men--none of them seemed to wish it to be of any
-greater depth; and it was certain that a man with a handsome wife was
-greatly envied--more so even than a man who was married to a plain woman
-but a good housewife. Oh, undoubtedly her beauty commended her to his
-most indulgent consideration. He had no objection in the world to be
-widely envied, if only on account of his wife's good looks. It never
-occurred to him that it might be that some people would think very
-ordinary a face that seemed to one who was in love with it extremely
-lovely. He preserved the precious privilege of a man to raise up his own
-standard of beauty and expect all the rest of the world to acknowledge
-its supremacy.
-
-Yes, he thought that Miss Burney, beauty and all, would suit him, but
-still he hesitated in making another call.
-
-This was when Mr. Kendal had the honour of waiting upon Mrs. Burney, and
-his visit only preceded by a day or two Mrs. Burney's call upon her old
-friend, Mrs. Barlowe, in the Poultry; this interchange of courtesies
-being speedily followed by an invitation for Mrs. Burney and a
-stepdaughter to drink tea with the Barlowe family.
-
-“I am taking you with me, Fanny, because you are the eldest and, as
-should be, the most sensible of the household,” said Mrs. Burney,
-explaining--so far as she thought wise--the invitation on the morning it
-was received. “There will be no music at Mrs. Barlowe's, I think, and
-so you will have no distracting influence to prevent your forming a just
-opinion of my old friends.”
-
-“I do not mind in the least the absence of music for one night,” said
-Fanny.
-
-“I am sure of that,” said Mrs. Burney. “Goodness knows we have music
-enough here during any day to last us over a whole week. The
-others could not live without it, even if it were not your father's
-profession.”
-
-“Without which none of us could live,” remarked Fanny, who had no
-wish to be forced into the position of the opponent of music in the
-household.
-
-“Quite right, my dear,” acquiesced the elder lady. “It is a precarious
-way of making a living. To my mind there is nothing so satisfactory as a
-good commercial business--a merchant with a shop at his back can afford
-to laugh at all the world.”
-
-“But he usually refrains,” said Fanny.
-
-“True; he looks at life with proper seriousness, and without levity.
-Great fortunes are the result of serious attention to business. Levity
-leads to poverty.”
-
-“Except in the case of Mr. Garrick and a few others.”
-
-“Mr. Garrick is certainly an exception. But, then, you must remember
-that he was a merchant before he became an actor, and his business
-habits never left him. I have heard it said that he got more out of his
-company for the salaries he paid than any theatre manager in Europe.
-But I did not come to you to talk about Mr. Garrick. I only meant to say
-that I know you are an observant girl. You do not merely glance at the
-surface of things, so I am sure that you will perceive much to respect
-in all the members of Mrs. Barlowe's family.”
-
-“I am sure they are eminently--respectable, mamma; and I am glad that
-you have chosen me to be your companion this evening. I like going among
-such people--it is useful.”
-
-She stopped short in a way that should have aroused the suspicions of
-Mrs. Burney, but that lady was unsuspecting, she was only puzzled.
-
-“Useful?” she said interrogatively.
-
-Fanny had no mind to explain that she thought herself rather good at
-describing people of the Barlowe type, and was ready to submit herself
-to more experience of them in case she might be encouraged to write
-another novel. But she knew that she would have some difficulty in
-explaining this to her stepmother, who herself was an excellent type.
-
-“Useful--perhaps I should rather have said 'instructive,'” she replied,
-after a little pause.
-
-“Instructive, yes; I am glad that you look at our visit so sensibly--I
-knew you would do so. Yes, you should learn much of the excellence of
-these people even in the short time that we shall be with them. And it
-is well that you should remember, my dear Fanny, that you are now quite
-old enough to have a house of your own to look after.”
-
-It was now Fanny's turn to seem puzzled.
-
-“I do not quite see how--I mean why--why--that is, the connection--is
-there any connection between----?”
-
-“What I mean to say is that if at some time a suitor for your hand
-should appear, belonging to a respectable mercantile family, you will
-know, without the need of any telling, that your chances of happiness
-with such a man are far greater than they would be were you to wed
-someone whose means of getting a living were solely the practice of some
-of the arts, as they are called--music or painting or the rest.”
-
-“I do not doubt that, mamma,” said Fanny demurely. She was beginning to
-think that her stepmother was a far better type than she had fancied.
-
-And her stepmother was beginning to think that she had never given Fanny
-credit for all the good sense she possessed.
-
-The six o'clock tea-party in the Poultry was a function that Fanny
-Burney's quick pen only could describe as it deserved to be described.
-All the time that it was proceeding her fingers were itching to start
-on it. She could see Mr. Crisp smiling in that appreciative way that he
-had, as he read her smart sentences, every one of them with its little
-acid flavour, that remained on the palate of his memory. She was an
-artist in character drawing, and she was one of the first to perceive
-how excellent was the material for artistic treatment that might be
-found in the house of the English tradesman--the superior tradesman
-who aspired to be called a merchant. She neglected no opportunity of
-observing such houses; it was only when she was daily consorting with
-people of the highest rank that she became alarmed lest her descriptions
-should be accepted as proof that she was in the habit of meeting on
-terms of intimacy the types of English bourgeois which she had drawn.
-
-The ground-floor of Mr. Barlowe's house in the Poultry was given over to
-his business, which, as has already been mentioned, was that of a
-vendor of gold and silver lace. The walls carried shelves from floor to
-ceiling, and every shelf had its line of boxes enclosing samples of an
-abundant and valuable stock. The large room at the back was a sort of
-counting-house parlour, where Mr. Barlowe sat during the day with his
-son and an elderly clerk, ready for the customers, whose arrival was
-announced by the ringing of a spring.-bell. The scales for the weighing
-of the bullion and the worked gold and silver wire were suspended above,
-the broad counter in the shop, and from a hook between the shelves there
-hung a number of ruled forms with spaces for oz., dwt. and grs. On these
-were entered the particulars of the material supplied to the workmen who
-made up the lace as required. The upper part of the house was the home
-of the family, the spacious dining-room being in the front, its convex
-windows overhanging the busy thoroughfare. Opening off this apartment
-was an equally large drawingroom, and the furniture of both was of
-walnut made in the reign of Queen Anne, with an occasional piece of
-Dutch marqueterie of the heavier character favoured by the craftsmen of
-the previous sovereigns. The rooms themselves were panelled with oak and
-lighted by candles in brass sconces.
-
-It seemed to Fanny, on entering the diningroom, that every seat was
-occupied. But she soon saw that there were several vacant chairs. It
-was the imposing row of figures confronting her that made the room seem
-full, although only six persons were present besides young Mr. Barlowe
-and his parents, who met Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughter at the door.
-Fanny greeted Thomas at once, and she could see that his eyes were
-beaming, but with a rather more subdued light than shone in them on that
-night when he had pressed her hand.
-
-She was conscious, at the same time, of the approach of a big elderly
-gentleman, wearing a well-ordered wig, evidently newly curled, with a
-small lady clad in expensive and expansive black silk by his side. He
-was holding the tips of her fingers and they advanced in step as though
-they were starting to dance a minuet.
-
-They stood in front of her and her mother, while Thomas, moving to one
-side, said, making a low bow:
-
-“Miss Burney, I have the honour to present to you my father, Mr.
-Barlowe, and my mother, Mrs. Barlowe. Mrs. Burney, madam, you are, I
-know, already acquainted with my parents.”
-
-The little lady curtsied and her husband made a fine shopkeeper's bow,
-first to Fanny, then to Mrs. Burney.
-
-The formality of the presentation was overwhelming to poor Fanny. She
-could feel herself blushing, and she certainly was more overcome than
-she had been when Count Orloff, the Russian, visited the house in St.
-Martin's Street and she gazed with awe upon the thumb that had, it was
-rumoured, pressed too rigidly the wind-pipe of the unfortunate Peter.
-All that she could do was to try to hide her confusion by the deepest of
-curtsies.
-
-“We are sensible of the honour you have done us, madam,” said Mr.
-Barlowe when he had recovered himself--he was addressing Fanny, ignoring
-for the moment the presence of Mrs. Burney.
-
-“Our son has spoken to us of you with great admiration, Miss Burney,”
- said the little lady. “But I protest that when I look at you I feel as
-King Solomon did when he saw the Queen of Sheba, the half has not been
-told.”
-
-“Oh, madam, you flatter me,” said Fanny, trying to put some force into a
-voice that her shyness had rendered scarcely audible.
-
-Her stepmother, perceiving how she was suffering, hastened to greet in
-a much less formal way their host and hostess; but she had considerable
-difficulty in bringing them down to her level. It seemed that they had
-prepared some high phrases of welcome for their younger visitor only,
-and they had no mind that they should be wasted.
-
-“My stepdaughter is of a retiring nature,” said Mrs. Burney. “She is
-quite unused to such ceremony as you honour her with. Well, Martha, how
-is the rheumatism?”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII
-
-|MRS. BARLOWE did not seem half pleased to be brought down so from the
-high parallels of etiquette among which she had been soaring. But she
-had lost her place, and before she could recover herself, Fanny had
-slipped behind her stepmother.
-
-“Ask me all about her rheumatism, madam, for 'tis me that knows more
-about it than her,” said Mr. Barlowe, with a jerk of his thumb and a
-wink in the direction of his wife. The homely enquiry of Mrs. Burney had
-clearly forced him to throw off all ceremony and treat the visit of Miss
-Burney as an ordinary domestic incident.
-
-His wife would have none of this, however; she said in tones of stiff
-reproof:
-
-“Mr. Barlowe, you forget that the young lady has not been presented to
-Brother Jonathan or the Alderman. Thomas, it is for you to usher the
-lady into the presence of your uncles and aunts. Pray be not remiss,
-Thomas. There is no excuse for such an omission.”
-
-“I was only waiting until you had finished, ma'am,” said Thomas.
-
-“I have finished,” she replied, with a stiff nod. “To be sure, 'twas my
-intention to express, in what I trust would be appropriate terms, our
-happiness in welcoming Miss Burney to our humble home; a few phrases of
-this sort were not thought out of place when I was young; but it appears
-that your father knows better what is _comme il faut_ and _haut ton_
-than me. Bring the young lady forward, Thomas.”
-
-The younger Thomas looked dubiously from his mother to his father.
-He was uncommonly like an actor who had forgotten his part, Fanny
-thought--he had no initiative. Fanny herself was more at home than any
-of the household. While the young man hesitated, she walked up the room
-as if she meant to present herself to the six figures that sat in a row
-at the farther end.
-
-Thomas was beside her in a moment.
-
-“I ask your pardon, Miss Burney,” he said. “But I knew that mamma had at
-least two more welcomes for your ear, and I feared that she had forgot
-them. Do not you think that mamma speaks well? Perhaps it would be
-unjust to judge her by what she said--she only made a beginning. You
-will be delighted when you are going away.”
-
-Fanny felt that this prediction was certain to be realized.
-
-“Yes, mamma's good-byes are as well worded as her greetings,” he
-continued; “a clergyman could scarcely better them; and I hope----”
-
-But now they were face to face with the six figures sitting in a row,
-and as his conversation was only designed as an accompaniment to the
-march of Fanny to this position, there was no reason to continue it.
-
-The figures were of two men and four ladies. The former were middle-aged
-and bore an expression of gravity that a judge might have envied. Their
-dress was sombre, but of the finest material possible to buy, and each
-of them was painfully conscious of being in unusual garments. Of course,
-Fanny saw in a moment that they were merchants wearing the garments in
-which they attended church.
-
-Of the four ladies, three were elderly and the fourth much younger. They
-wore their hair built up in a way that suggested that they desired to
-follow the fashion but had not the courage to complete the scheme with
-which they had started. The long and thin and highly-coloured feathers
-which crowned the stunted structures on their heads gave them the
-appearance of a picture of unfamiliar birds. Their dresses were
-extremely glossy and of an expensive material, but there was an
-eccentric note about all that made them seem not impressive as they
-should have been, but almost ludicrous. The youngest lady in the row
-showed unmistakable signs of being given to simpering. She had gone much
-further than the others of the party in the architecture of her hair,
-but that was possibly because the material at her command was more
-abundant. The dressing of her hair, however, was by no means in sympathy
-with the style of her garments, the latter being simple and indeed
-rather too girlish for the wearer, who looked between twenty-five and
-thirty.
-
-It was an extraordinary ordeal that confronted Miss Burney, for young
-Mr. Barlowe began presenting her to the group, starting from his left
-and working slowly to the last of the row on the right. There was
-she with the young man standing close to her, but sideways, doing the
-formalities of presenting her, while his father and mother stood behind
-to see that he omitted nothing. Mrs. Burney, a little way apart, was
-alternately smiling and frowning at the ceremonial. She could see, from
-observing the effect that the whole business was producing upon Fanny,
-that the Barlowes were defeating their own ends, assuming that
-they desired Fanny to become a member of their family. These absurd
-formalities were, Mrs. Burney knew, quite out of place in a private
-house. But what could she do to cut them short? She had made an attempt
-before, and it was received in anything but a friendly spirit by their
-hostess, so that she did not feel inclined to interfere again: the thing
-must run its course, she felt, reflecting upon it as though it were a
-malady. There was no means of curtailing it.
-
-And its course was a slow one for the unhappy victim.
-
-“Miss Burney, I have the honour to present my aunt on my mother's
-side--Mrs. Alderman Kensit,” droned Thomas, and the lady on the extreme
-left rose at the mention of her name and made a carefully prepared
-curtsey, while the sky-blue feather in her hair jerked awkwardly forward
-until the end almost touched her nose.
-
-“Proud to meet Miss Burney, I vow,” said she as she rose; and anyone
-could see from the expression on her face that she was satisfied that
-she had gone far in proving her claim to be looked on as a lady of
-fashion. She had never said “I vow” before, and she knew that it had
-startled her relations. She felt that she could not help that. Miss
-Burney would understand that she was face to face with someone who had
-mingled with the best.
-
-“And this is Aunt Maria, father's sister, Mrs. Hutchings,” came the
-voice of Thomas, and the second lady bobbed up with quivering feathers
-and made a well-practised curtsey. She did not trust herself to speak.
-Having heard her neighbour's “I vow,” she knew that she could not go
-farther. She would not compete with such an exponent of the mysteries of
-_haut ton_.
-
-“And this is Alderman Kensit of the Common Council; he is my uncle on my
-mother's side--mother is a Kensit, you know,” resumed Thomas. “And
-this is Aunt Jelicoe. My mother's sister married Mr. Jelicoe, of Tooley
-Street. And this is my cousin, Miss Jelicoe. I am sure that you will
-like Miss Jelicoe, Miss Burney, she is so young.”
-
-The youngest lady of the group simpered with great shyness, concealing
-half her face with her fan and holding her head to one side, and then
-pretending to be terribly fluttered. Her curtsey was made in a flurry,
-and with a little exclamation of “Oh, la!”
-
-Another uncle only remained to be presented; he turned out to be Mr.
-Jonathan Barlowe, and he was, Thomas whispered half audibly to Fanny, in
-trade in the Indies.
-
-It was all over, curtsies and bows and exclamations--echoes of the world
-of fashion and elsewhere--she had been presented to every member of the
-row and they had resumed their seats, while she hastened to the side of
-her stepmother, hot and breathless. She had never before been subjected
-to such an ordeal. She had gladly agreed to accompany her stepmother to
-this house, for she hoped thereby to increase her observation of a class
-of people who repaid her study of them; but she had no notion that she
-should have to vacate her place as an Observer and take up that of a
-Participator. She was to pay dearly for her experience.
-
-She was burning, her stepmother could see; and she believed that this
-was due to her mortification on noticing that the dress of the ladies
-was infinitely more expensive than hers. That would be enough to make
-any young woman with ordinary susceptibilities indignant, she felt; and
-she herself, having had an opportunity of giving some attention to
-the expensive silks--she could appraise their value to a penny--was
-conscious of some chagrin on this account. She was almost out of
-patience with her old friend, Martha Barlowe, for making all this
-parade. The foolish woman had done so, she knew, in order to impress
-Miss Burney and to give her to understand that she was becoming
-associated with no ordinary family. But Mrs. Burney had seen enough
-since she had left Lynn for London to know that Fanny would not be the
-least impressed except in the direction of boredom by such an excess of
-ceremony in the house of a tradesman. She had heard Fanny's comment upon
-the gorgeous chariot which Sir Joshua Reynolds had set up, and she could
-not doubt what Fanny's opinion would be regarding this simple tea to
-which she had consented to go at the Barlowes' house.
-
-Fanny had hurried to her side as soon as she had passed the row of
-uncles and aunts. She thought that the girl seemed overcome by the
-tedium of the formalities; but in a few minutes she saw that Fanny was
-on the verge of laughter.
-
-Mrs. Burney could not say whether she would rather that her charge
-became moody or hilarious.
-
-“Eight separate curtsies,” murmured Fanny. “If there are to be the same
-number going away we should begin at once.”
-
-Mrs. Burney thought it better not to reprove her for her flippancy just
-at that moment. She condoned it with a smile.
-
-Only a minute were the Burneys left to themselves. Mr. Barlowe, the
-elder, walked solemnly up to them.
-
-“Going on nicely, eh?” he said in a confidential way to Mrs. Burney.
-“Everything being done decently and in order, madam. There has been no
-cause of offence up to the present, though there are three persons in
-that row who are as ready to see an offence where none is meant as a
-bunch of flax to break into flame when a spark falls on it. The young
-lady is discreet; if she had spoken to any one of them and not to the
-others, there would have been a flare-up. The touchy ones belong to my
-wife's family. She was a Kensit, you know.”
-
-He made this explanation behind his hand and in a whisper; he saw that
-his wife and son had been in earnest consultation together over some
-vexed question, and now they were hovering about, waiting to catch his
-eye.
-
-“I spoke too soon,” he said. “Something has gone astray, and the blame
-will fall on me.”
-
-They hovered still nearer, and when he caught his eye, Thomas, the
-younger, stepped up to his father, saying something in his ear. Mrs.
-Barlowe went on hovering a yard or two away.
-
-“That would never do,” said her husband, evidently in reply to some
-remonstrance offered by young Thomas. “Never. The whole of the Kensits
-would take offence.” Then he turned again to Mrs. Burney, saying:
-
-“Mrs. Burney, madam, my son has just reminded me that I have been remiss
-in doing my duty. It was left to me to present you to our relations at
-the head of the room, but I failed to do so, my mind being too full of
-the pretty curtsies of Miss. But I am ready to make amends now.”
-
-But Mrs. Burney had observed a little twinkle in Fanny's eye; she had
-no notion of going through the ordeal to which Fanny had been subjected,
-though the spectacle would doubtless have diverted Fanny hugely.
-
-“Nay, sir,” she said quickly to the waiting gentleman, “Nay, sir; you
-have forgotten that the presentation of a lady's daughter is equivalent
-to the presentation of the lady herself.”
-
-“What, is that so?” said he.
-
-“Rest assured that it is,” said she, “and an excellent rule it is. It
-saves a repetition of a formality that is now frequently omitted in the
-private houses of simple folk like ourselves. Lend me your arm, sir. I
-shall soon make myself at home with Martha's relations.”
-
-She did not give him a chance of discussing the point with her; she saw
-that he was about to state his objections to the rule she had invented
-for her own saving, and she was already in advance of him in approaching
-the row of figures on the chairs against the wall. Fanny heard her
-greeting them in turn without any formality, and once again Thomas, the
-younger, was by her side.
-
-His mother was still hovering, glancing suspiciously, first at the young
-couple, and then at the hasty proceedings of her friend, Mrs. Burney.
-
-“It was unlike father to make so grave an omission, Miss Burney,” he
-said, apologetically.
-
-“I hope that no harm will come of it,” said Fanny. “I am afraid that you
-found us very homely folk at our little house when you did us the honour
-of visiting us,” she added.
-
-He waved his hand indulgently, smiling over her head.
-
-“I am always ready to take my place in such a circle,” said he,
-“though all the time I have a pretty full knowledge of the exchange of
-courtesies which should mark the introduction of a stranger. Oh, yes, I
-do not mind meeting some people as an equal, if they do not presume upon
-me afterwards. Your brother has gone back to sea, I hear?” he added.
-
-“Yes, we shall not see him again for two years,” she replied. “Did he
-presume upon you, sir? If so, I will take it upon me to offer you a
-humble apology.”
-
-“I was considering if it might be possible that he was himself mistaken
-in regard to the ear-trumpet,” said Thomas.
-
-“Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet? What of that?”
-
-“Lieutenant Burney told me that it was a newly invented musical
-instrument, blown by the ear instead of the mouth. It was not until I
-had spoken of it to my father that I learned that the instrument was an
-ear-trumpet used by the deaf. I had never seen one before. I wonder if
-your brother intentionally deceived me.”
-
-“My brother is an officer in His Majesty's Fleet, sir.”
-
-“What does that mean, miss?”
-
-“It means that he would resent an accusation of falsehood, sir.”
-
-“Pray do not misunderstand me; I would shrink from accusing him of any
-conduct unworthy of an officer and a gentleman. But I was certainly
-deceived in fancying that the ear-trumpet was a musical instrument.”
-
-Fanny made no reply. Her attention was directed to the entrance of two
-servants, one bearing a large urn, the other a dish on which lay an
-immense ham.
-
-“I hope you have an appetite, Miss Burney,” said young Thomas. “If so,
-you will be able to stay it at that table, I'll warrant. Tea and cake
-may be well enough for such as dine at four, but for us, who are three
-hours earlier, something more substantial is needed. You will find that
-there is no stint in this house.”
-
-Fanny had an idea that the young man meant to suggest that she would
-find the tea-table at the Poultry to make a striking contrast to that of
-St. Martin's Street; and she was not mistaken.
-
-Neither was he. A greater contrast could scarcely be imagined. When
-Fanny was formally conducted to a seat at the table by the side of young
-Mr. Barlowe, she found herself confronting such a variety of eatables as
-was absolutely bewildering. The first glance that she had at the dishes
-had a stunning effect upon her. Her impression was one of repletion; she
-felt that that glance was by itself equivalent to a hearty meal--a heavy
-meal. She felt inclined to turn her head away.
-
-But a moment afterwards she became alert. Here was food--ample food for
-an amusing letter to Mr. Crisp, and, later, for a chapter in a possible
-novel. She would let nothing escape her notice.
-
-She settled down to observe everything; and her stepmother, sitting
-opposite to her, knew from the twinkle in her eyes, that Thomas's suit
-was hopeless. She had heard that music is the food of love. She was not
-sure of this; but she was convinced that butcher's meat was not. That
-was where she saw that Thomas had made his mistake. He had placed too
-much dependence upon that great ham. He carved that ham with all the
-solemnity that should accompany such a rite, not knowing that he was
-slicing away all his chances of commending himself to Fanny.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII
-
-|IT was an interesting experience for Miss Burney, the writer of novels
-and the writer of letters. She had never sat down with such a company.
-They all had their table peculiarities. One uncle took ale for his
-tea, and drained a tankard before eating anything. The other claimed a
-particular cup on account of its capacity, and he held it to his mouth
-with one hand, while he passed a second down the table to Miss Burney,
-only spilling a spoonful or two in effecting the transit. One of the
-aunts refused to eat anything except cake, explaining, in order to
-relieve the anxiety of the company, the details of an acute attack of
-spleen from which she had recently suffered. The spleen and its humours
-formed the subject of a fitful conversation at her end of the table.
-
-But it was plain that everyone understood that the company had not come
-to the table for conversation, but for food. They did not converse,
-but that was not the same as saying the room was silent. There was a
-constant clanging of cups, a constant clatter of platters, a loud and
-insistent demand on the part of Thomas, the elder, and Thomas, the
-younger, for their guests to say what they would like to eat. This was
-followed by the handing of plates up and down the table, the sound of
-steel knives being sharpened, and the jingle of spoons in saucers. The
-Alderman, who was, of course, an authority on the etiquette of banquets,
-was formulating an elaborate explanation of the mistake that had been
-made in the service of the cold sirloin in advance of the venison pasty;
-and all the time his neighbour was striking the haft of his knife upon
-the table with a request for someone to pass him the pickles.
-
-All the ceremonial veneer had plainly left the company the moment they
-seated themselves, and they addressed themselves to the business of
-feeding. They had healthy appetites--even the lady who had had a recent
-attack of the spleen. She would eat nothing but cake, but she did eat
-cake with confidence. There was no sort of cake that she did not try,
-and her cup was kept in constant circulation from the tea-maker to
-herself--four times she had it refilled, Fanny could not help noticing,
-and she wondered what effect such a diet would have upon her capricious
-spleen. Fanny had an inward hint or two that she had observed quite
-enough of the party to serve her purpose, and she began to count the
-moments until she might be able to steal away without offending the
-susceptibilities of her over-hospitable host and hostess. She hoped that
-her stepmother would listen to her plea of weariness and take her back
-to St. Martin's Street--to the music of St. Martin's Street--to the
-quiet of St. Martin's Street.
-
-The most solid hour of her life had, however, to elapse before her
-fellow-guests pushed their plates (empty) away from them, and Mrs.
-Barlowe said:
-
-“I am afraid you have made a poor tea, Miss Burney; but if you cannot be
-persuaded to have a slice of ham--my son's ham, I call it, for 'tis he
-who picks it out of the curer's stock whenever we have a party--if you
-still refuse it, we might go to the drawing-room.”
-
-Fanny was on her feet in an instant. But not sooner than Alderman
-Kensit. That gentleman, rapping with the haft of his knife on the table,
-stood with a sheaf of notes in his hand and clearing his throat with
-great deliberation, started upon a speech in eulogy of Mr. Barlowe's
-merits as a host and as a merchant, and droned away for a good
-half-hour in praise of the virtue of hospitality, his text being on
-the possibility of entertaining angels unawares. Of course, it was only
-natural that, having got upon this track and with the word “angels”
- in his mind, he should go on to say that it was quite possible for a
-hospitably-inclined person to entertain an angel and be fully cognizant
-of the fact, and so forth: in a speech of well-worn platitudes such a
-suggestion seemed inevitable; and all eyes were directed to poor
-Fanny when it seemed impending. It was a great disappointment to
-everybody--except Fanny and her stepmother--when the orator skipped the
-expected phrases, and went on to describe a business visit which he had
-once made to Spain, apropos of nothing in particular. His account of
-this feat was familiar to all his relations, but they listened to him
-without a murmur, only wondering when he would come to the angel and
-Miss Burney.
-
-He never came to the angel and Miss Burney, for it so happened that he
-had turned over two pages of his notes when he should have only turned
-over one. The omitted platitude was on the first, and he failed to
-notice the absence of a platitudinal sequence in the heads of his
-discourse which he had jotted down during the day.
-
-When he had seated himself, Mr. Barlowe, the elder, got upon his feet,
-but he had no notes, and not being a member of the Common Council, he
-was not a past-master of commonplaces. He was only dull for about five
-minutes instead of half an hour. He had risen with a view to repair his
-relative's omission of that obvious point about entertaining an angel by
-appointment in the shape of Miss Burney, but he lost himself before he
-managed to deliver it; it swam out of his ken with several other points
-the moment he got upon his legs.
-
-Fully recognizing how narrow was the escape she had had, Fanny was
-resolved not to run any further chances. She was looking imploringly
-toward Mrs. Burney, trying to catch that lady's eye, but without
-success, and she was about to walk round the table to her side and to
-beg her to come away, when Mrs. Barlowe moved up to her.
-
-“Miss Burney,” she said, “I am afraid you did not get anything you liked
-at the table: I saw that you scarce ate more than a morsel of cake.”
-
-“I assure you, madam, I had enough,” said Fanny. “Your cake was so tasty
-I had no mind to go away from it in search of other delicacies.”
-
-“I am glad you liked it. I made it with my own hands,” said the hostess.
-“That cake was ever a favourite with Mr. Barlowe and my son. It pleases
-me to know that you and my son have tastes in common. He is a good son,
-is Thomas, though I say it that shouldn't; and he is making his way to
-the front by treading in his father's footsteps. Mr. Barlowe is not a
-Common Councilman, but his father, Thomas's grandfather, was for a year
-Deputy-Master of the Wyre Drawers' Company--his certificate still hangs
-on the wall of the drawing-room. You must see it. Thomas, you will show
-Miss Burney your grandfather's certificate as Deputy-Master.”
-
-“I should like very much to see it,” said Fanny quickly, “but I fear
-that mamma will wish me to accompany her home at once. My sisters are
-alone to-night and they will feel lonely: we promised to return early.”
-
-“I will get Mrs. Burney's permission for you--so good an opportunity
-should not be thrown away,” said Mrs. Barlowe, giving the latter part of
-her sentence an unmistakable inflection as she looked toward her son and
-smiled.
-
-She had gone round the table before Fanny could think of another excuse
-for evading the visit to the drawing-room in the company of Mr. Barlowe,
-the younger.
-
-And Mr. Barlowe, the younger, was still by her side.
-
-“Doesn't Uncle Kensit make a fine speech?” he inquired. “He is always
-ready. I have heard it said that he speaks longer than any Alderman in
-the Council.”
-
-“I can quite believe it,” replied Fanny.
-
-“Tis a wonderful gift,” said he--“to be always ready to say what one is
-expected to say. Though I did think that when he referred to the angels
-he meant to--to--go farther--I mean nearer-nearer home.”
-
-Thomas might himself have gone farther had his mother not returned at
-that moment from her diplomatic errand.
-
-“I have prevailed upon Mrs. Burney to let you stay to see the
-certificate,” said she. “Thomas, you will conduct Miss Burney to the
-drawing-room.”
-
-“I am sure that mamma would wish to see the certificate also,” said
-Fanny. “I will ask her.”
-
-“There is no need, Miss Burney: we shall all join you later,” said Mrs.
-Barlowe.
-
-Poor Fanny saw that there was no use trying to evade the attentions of
-Thomas, and as she walked toward the folding doors by his side she was
-conscious of a silence in the room and of all eyes being turned upon
-her--smiles--such knowing smiles--and a smirk from the young lady. Fanny
-was aware of all, and what she was too short-sighted to see she was able
-to imagine. She was burning at the thought of all those people gazing at
-her in silence. It was the most trying moment of her life.
-
-She passed through the door which Thomas opened for her and closed
-behind her.
-
-“I am glad to have this opportunity, Miss Burney,” said he, when they
-were alone in the big half-lighted room.
-
-“You must hold your grandfather's certificate in high esteem, sir,” said
-she. “I suppose so high a place as he reached is but rarely attained
-by mortals. You will have to guide me to the document: I have very poor
-eyesight, as you must have noticed.”
-
-“It is a great drawback,” said he. “But we will not talk about
-grandfather's certificate just yet, if you please: I have something to
-say to you that will, I hope, interest you even more than that.”
-
-“You surprise me, sir,” said Fanny icily.
-
-“Nay, I hope that you know me well enough not to be surprised by all
-that I have to reveal to you now that the opportunity has been given to
-me. Have you no inkling of what I am about to say, Miss Burney?”
-
-“Not the least, sir. I expected only to see that relic of your
-grandfather's honourable career.”
-
-“What, after meeting Uncle Kensit and Aunt Jelicoe, you do not feel
-interested in their families?” said he, in a tone of genuine surprise.
-
-Fanny looked at him before she spoke, and there certainly was more than
-a note of casual interest in her voice as she said:
-
-“Their families? Oh, I should like above all things to hear about their
-families.”
-
-“I knew that you would,” said he, apparently much relieved. (She
-wondered if the relief that she felt was as apparent as his.) “Yes,
-I felt certain that you would welcome this opportunity of learning
-something about the Kensits and the Jelicoes. They are remarkable
-people, as you cannot have failed to perceive.”
-
-He made a pause---a pause that somehow had an interrogative tendency.
-She felt that he meant it to be filled up by her.
-
-“They are remarkable people--very remarkable,” said she.
-
-“We are very fortunate in all our relations, Miss Burney,” said he with
-great solemnity. “But, of course, Uncle Kensit stands high above them
-all in force of character. A great man indeed is Alderman Kensit--a
-member of the Haberdashers' and Grocers' Companies as well as the City
-Council, and yet quite ready to meet ordinary persons as fellow-men. He
-had heard the name of your friend, Sir Joshua Reynolds, though not the
-name of Dr. Burney, and he was kind enough to say that he would have no
-objection in the world to meet either of these gentlemen. That shows you
-what sort of man he is--his fine, simple nature. 'If Dr. Burney or Sir
-Joshua Reynolds were duly presented to me, I should feel it my duty to
-be civil to him '--those were his exact words.”
-
-Once more there was an interrogative pause.
-
-“Perhaps they may be fortunate enough to meet him some day,” was all
-Fanny could trust herself to say.
-
-“I would not say so much to them--he is very busy just now,” said Thomas
-hastily. “It would have to be arranged with care and thought--I would
-not like them to be disappointed. But if it would please you, I daresay
-a meeting could be brought about; meantime, I would not raise up any
-false hopes on the matter, if I were you.”
-
-“You may depend on my preserving the strictest secrecy, Mr. Barlowe,”
- said Fanny. “I should think that I might even discipline myself to
-forget that such a person as Alderman Kensit existed.”
-
-“That would perhaps be the safest course to pursue,” said he
-thoughtfully, and with an air of prudence that made him for the moment
-the subject of a description after Fanny's own heart. She felt that
-she could fool this young man as easily as her brother had fooled him.
-Surely he was made to be fooled, with his solemn airs and his incapacity
-to distinguish what is worthy from what is pompous.
-
-“Yes,” she continued, “Dr. Burney has had it intimated to him since the
-publication of his 'History' that the King was desirous of talking to
-him at Windsor, and I know that Sir Joshua is being visited daily by
-the Duchess of Devonshire and the Duchess of Ancaster, and it would be
-a great pity if my father were forced to write excusing himself to His
-Majesty on account of having to meet Alderman--Alderman--I protest that
-I have already forgotten the gentleman's name--nay, do not tell it to
-me; I might be tempted to boast of having met him, and if I did so in
-Sir Joshua's presence, his beautiful Duchesses would be forlorn when
-they found that he had hurried away on the chance of meeting the
-Alderman. And now, sir, I think that I shall return to Mrs. Burney.”
-
-“But I have not told you half of what I can tell about our family,” he
-cried. “I have said nothing about my aunts--I have four aunts and eleven
-cousins. You would surely like to hear of my cousins. They do not
-all live in London. I have three as far away as Lewes; their name is
-Johnson. My mother's youngest sister married a Johnson, as you may have
-heard. I believe that some objection was raised to the match at first,
-but it turned out quite satisfactory.”
-
-“It is pleasant to know that; and so, sir, as we have come to this
-point, don't you think that we had better adjourn our conference?” said
-Fanny. “It would be doing the Johnson family a grave injustice were you
-to attempt to describe their virtues within the time that is left to
-us, and that would be the greatest catastrophe of all. Besides, I came
-hither all unprepared for these revelations. If you had hinted at
-what was in store for me I would, of course, have disciplined
-myself--forewarned is forearmed, you know.”
-
-Miss Burney had received many a lesson from Mr. Garrick, from the days
-when he had come to entertain her in the nursery, in the art of fooling,
-and she was now quite capable of holding her own when she found herself
-in the presence of so foolable a person as this egregious young man. But
-the game was apt to become wearisome at the close of an evening when
-she had suffered much, and when the subject of her raillery had shown
-himself to be incapable even of suspecting her of practising on him.
-
-“But there is Aunt Jelicoe; I should like to tell you something of Aunt
-Jelicoe,” pleaded Thomas. “Without any of the advantages of her parents,
-Aunt Jelicoe--and--oh, I have something more to say to you--not about
-them--about ourselves--you and me--I was nearly forgetting--you will
-stay----”
-
-“One cannot remember everything, Mr. Barlowe,” said Fanny, with her
-hand on the knob of the door. “You have done very well, I think, in
-remembering so much as you have told me. As for ourselves--you have
-quite convinced me of my own insignificance--and yours also, sir. You
-would be doing us a grave injustice were you to speak of us so soon
-after your estimable relations.”
-
-“Perhaps you are right,” said he, after a few moments of frowning
-thought. “Yes. I see now that it might have been wiser if I had begun
-with ourselves and then----”
-
-Fanny had turned the handle. She re-entered the dining-room, and the
-moment that she appeared silence fell upon the company, and once again
-she was conscious of many eyes gazing at her and of horrid smiles and a
-smirk. That was another ordeal for the shy little Miss Burney--it was an
-evening of ordeals.
-
-She walked straight across the room to her stepmother.
-
-“I am ready to go away now,” she said. “We have never stayed at any
-house so long when we only came for tea. I am tired to death.”
-
-She took care, of course, that Mrs. Burney only should hear her; and
-Mrs. Burney, being well aware that Fanny was not one to complain unless
-with ample cause, charitably interposed between her and Mrs. Barlowe,
-whom she saw bearing down upon her from the other side of the room.
-
-“Fanny and I will say our good-night to you now, my dear Martha,” she
-said. “You have treated us far too kindly. That must be our excuse for
-staying so long. When people drop in to tea they do not, as a rule, stop
-longer than an hour, as you know. But you overwhelmed us.”
-
-“I was hoping--” began Mrs. Barlowe, trying to get on to Fanny, but by
-the adroitness of Mrs. Burney, not succeeding. “I was hoping--you know
-what I was hoping--we were all hoping--expecting--they were in the
-drawing-room long enough.”
-
-Mrs. Burney gave her a confidential look, which she seemed to interpret
-easily enough. She replied by a confidential nod--the nod of one who
-understands a signal.
-
-“Mum it shall be, then,” she whispered. “Not a word will come from me,
-simply good-night; but we could all have wished--never mind, Thomas will
-tell us all.”
-
-Mrs. Burney allowed her to pass on to Fanny, having obtained her promise
-not to bother the girl--that was how Mrs. Burney framed the promise in
-her own mind--and Mrs. Barlowe kept faith with her, and even persuaded
-Alderman Kensit, who was approaching them slowly with a sheaf of notes
-in his hand, to defer their delivery in the form of a speech until the
-young woman had gone.
-
-And thus the visitors from St. Martin's Street were able to escape going
-through the formality of taking leave of all the party. They shook hands
-only with their host and hostess and their son, curtseying very politely
-to the company of relations.
-
-“They are warm-hearted people, but their weakness for ceremony and the
-like is foolish enough,” said Mrs. Burney to Fanny, when they were safe
-within the hackney carriage.
-
-Fanny laughed.
-
-“Oh, indeed, there is no harm in any of them,” she said. “They may be
-a little foolish in thinking that the Poultry is St. James's Palace or
-Buckingham House. The only one among them who is an arrant fool is the
-son. You saw how his mother made it up that he should lead me into the
-other room?”
-
-“It was maladroitly done indeed. What had he to say to you when he got
-you there, I wonder?”
-
-“He had nothing to say to me except that his uncles were second in all
-the virtues and all the talents to no man in town, and that his aunts
-and cousins--but he did not get so far in his praise of his aunts and
-cousins; I fled. Oh, did you see him cut slices off the ham?”
-
-Fanny laughed quite pleasantly, with a consciousness of having at
-her command the material on which to found a scene that would set her
-sisters shrieking.
-
-“Oh, if Mr. Garrick had but seen him carve that ham!” she cried.
-
-“I wish that Mr. Garrick would give all his attention to his own affairs
-and leave us to manage ours in our own way,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-“What? Why, what had Mr. Garrick to do with our visit to----”
-
-“'Twas Mr. Garrick who continued his fooling of Mr. Kendal, sending him
-all over the town trying to make matches. He believes that he is under
-a debt of gratitude to Mr. Garrick and your father for the happiness he
-enjoys with his bride.”
-
-“And he suggested that a match might be made between someone in St.
-Martins Street and someone in the Poultry? But how does Mr. Kendal come
-to be acquainted with the Barlowes?”
-
-“His wife was a Johnson before she married her first husband, and the
-Johnsons are closely connected with the Barlowes.”
-
-“Young Mr. Barlowe was just coming to the family history of the Johnsons
-when I interrupted him.”
-
-“Was he coming to any other matter that concerned you more closely,
-think you?”
-
-Fanny laughed again, only much longer this time than before. She had to
-wipe her eyes before she could answer.
-
-“Dear mamma,” she said, “you would laugh as heartily if you had seen him
-when he suddenly recollected that in his eagerness to make me acquainted
-with the glories of the Kensits and the abilities of the Johnsons, he
-had neglected the object of his excursion to that room with my poor
-self, until it was too late.”
-
-“I doubt it,” said Mrs. Burney. “I do not laugh at incidents of that
-sort. I lose patience when I hear of a young man neglecting his chances
-when they are offered to him. But had he ever a chance with you, Fanny?”
-
-“Not the remotest, dear mamma. If he had remembered to speak in time,
-and if he had spoken with all the eloquence of his admirable uncle, the
-Alderman, he would not have succeeded. If Thomas Barlowe were the last
-man in the world I should e'en die an old maid.”
-
-“That is a foolish thing for you to say. You may die an old maid for
-that. But indeed when I saw young Mr. Barlowe in his home, I perceived
-that he was not for you. I could not see you a member of that family,
-worthy though they may be.”
-
-“I think if a girl loves a young man with all her heart she will agree
-to marry him, however worthy may be his family,” said Fanny. “But I am
-not that girl, and young Mr. Barlowe is not that man.”
-
-“I daresay that is how you feel,” said the elder lady. “But you must not
-forget, Fanny, that you are no longer a girl; it is quite time that you
-had a house of your own.”
-
-“That is true, dear mamma, but for the present I am happy in living in
-your house, and I ask for nothing better than to be allowed to stay in
-your service.”
-
-“That is all very well, but----”
-
-“Ah, do not introduce that 'but'--life would be thoroughly happy if it
-were not for its 'buts.' Here we are in Leicester Fields. I feel as if
-I should like a roast apple for supper, to put a pleasant taste in my
-mouth at the close of the longest day I can remember.”
-
-They entered the parlour on the ground floor, and found Lottie and
-Susy roasting apples on the hearth, while Dr. Burney sat in his chair
-reading.
-
-“I did not expect you back so soon,” said Mrs. Burney to her husband.
-
-“I did not mean to return for another hour,” said he, “but Sir Joshua
-left early and brought me with him in his coach. He cut his evening
-short in order to get back to a book which he affirms is the best he has
-read since Fielding.”
-
-“It would have to be a good book to take the attention of Sir Joshua,”
- said Mrs. Burney. “Did you hear what was its name?”
-
-“It is called 'Evelina,' I believe,” replied Dr. Burney.
-
-“A novel, of course. I remember hearing the name some time ago,” said
-his wife. “'Evelina'; yes, it has a familiar sound. I cannot recollect
-at this moment who it was that mentioned it to me. I believe I told you
-of it at the time, Fanny.”
-
-“I do not remember your telling me that anyone had mentioned it to you;
-but I am nearly sure that that was the name of the novel advertised in
-the _Chronicle_--you read out all about it after breakfast one morning,”
- said Fanny.
-
-“You are quite right--that was how I got the name in my mind. Now you
-can have your roasted apple, child. But if you are hungry you have only
-yourself to thank for it. Don't bend so over the fire, Susy; your face
-is frightfully fed--so, for that matter, is Lottie's. No, thanks, you
-need not roast one for me.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV
-
-|SOME weeks had passed since Cousin Edward had brought his exhilarating
-news that the book was being asked for at the libraries, and during this
-interval, Fanny had heard nothing of its progress. She had applied in
-the name of Mr. Grafton for a copy to be addressed to the Orange Coffee
-House, but Mr. Lowndes had paid no attention to her request, Edward
-found out on going to the Coffee House, so it seemed plain to Fanny that
-the book was not making the stir in the world that her cousin's report
-from the libraries had attributed to it. But here was a distinct proof
-that it had at last reached their own circle, and somehow Fanny and her
-sisters felt that this meant fame. Somehow they had come to think of
-the readers of the book as being very remote from them--people whom they
-were never likely to meet; they had never thought of the possibility of
-its being named under their own roof by anyone not in the secret of its
-authorship. But now the strange thing had come to pass: it was not
-only named by their father, but named with the most extraordinary
-recommendation that it could receive!
-
-What! Sir Joshua was not only reading it, but he had curtailed his stay
-at the club in order to get home to continue it! Sir Joshua had actually
-been content to forsake the society of his brilliant friends, every one
-of them more or less notable in the world, in order that he might read
-the story which Fanny Burney had written all out of her own head!
-
-The idea was simply astounding to the girls and to Fanny herself as
-well. It meant fame, they were assured, and they were right. It took
-such a hold upon Susy and Lottie as prevented them from giving any
-attention to Fanny's amusing account of the evening at the Barlowes';
-and the fun she made--modelled on Mr. Garrick's best nursery style--of
-the Alderman and Mrs. Alderman, with the speeches of the one and the
-St. Giles's curtsies of the other, went for quite as little as did her
-imitation of the bobbing of the crown feathers of the aunts and the
-rustling of their dresses, the material of which was too expensive to
-be manageable: the thick silk was, Fanny said, like a valuable horse,
-impatient of control. She showed how it stood round them in massive
-folds when they curtsied, refusing to respond to the many kicks they
-dealt it to keep it in its place.
-
-From the recalcitrant silks--with illustrations--Fanny had gone to the
-slicing of the ham, the hacking at the great sirloin, the clatter of the
-teacups, and the never-ending passing of plates and pickles, of mustard
-and pepper and salt--the things were moving round the table as the
-planets were shown circling round the sun in the clever invention called
-the Orrery, after one of the titles of the Earl of Cork--only the noise
-made by the perpetual handing on of the things did not suggest the music
-of the spheres, Fanny said.
-
-Her descriptions, bright though they were and full of apt metaphors,
-went for nothing. Her sisters were too full of that wonderful thing
-which had happened--the great Sir Joshua Reynolds, President of the
-Royal Academy, the painter of all the most beautiful duchesses that
-were in the world, to say nothing of beautiful ladies of less exalted
-rank--this great man, who was so busy conferring immortality upon
-duchesses that he was compelled to keep in his painting-room on Sundays
-as well as every other day, and who had never been known to suspend
-his work except upon the occasion of the death of his dear friend Dr.
-Goldsmith--this man was actually at that very moment sitting in his
-arm-chair eagerly reading the words which their sister Fanny had
-written!
-
-The thought was too wonderful for them. The effect that it had on them
-was to make them feel that they had two sisters in Fanny, the one a
-pleasant, homely, hem-stitching girl, who could dance the Nancy Dawson
-jig for them and take off all the people whom she met and thought worth
-taking off; the other a grave authoress, capable of writing books that
-great men forsook the society of other great men to read!
-
-They looked on her now with something of awe in their eyes, and it was
-this lens of awe which, while magnifying her work as a writer where it
-came into their focus, made them fail to appreciate her fun, for they
-saw it, as it were, through the edges of the lens and not through the
-centre.
-
-She quickly perceived the lack of sympathy of her audience.
-
-“What is the matter with you both to-night?” she cried--they were now
-upstairs in her room, and she knew that at the same moment Mrs. Burney
-was giving her husband an account of the party. “What is the matter
-with you both? Has anything happened when I was away to put you out? Why
-don't you laugh as usual? I am sure I never told you anything half so
-funny as this, and I was thinking all the way coming home that it would
-make you roar, and now you sit gravely looking at me and not taking in
-half I say. Pray, what is the matter?”
-
-“Nothing is the matter, dear,” said Lottie. “Nothing--only I can't help
-thinking that Sir Joshua is at this moment sitting eagerly reading the
-book that you wrote--you, sister Fanny, that no one who comes to us
-notices particularly. I can hardly bring myself to believe that there is
-only one Fanny.”
-
-Fanny looked at her strangely for some moments, and then said:
-
-“I do not blame you, dear; for I am myself of the same way of thinking:
-I cannot realize what the padre told us. I cannot think of myself as the
-Fanny Burney whose book is keeping Sir Joshua out of his bed. That is
-why I kept on harping like a fool on the single string of that odious
-party. I feel that I must keep on talking, lest my poor brain should
-give way when I sit down to think if I am really Fanny Burney, who was
-ever happiest sitting unnoticed in a corner when people came to this
-house, or laughing with you all up here. I cannot think how it would
-be possible for me to write a book that could be read by such as Sir
-Joshua.”
-
-“Better think nothing more about it,” said Susy, who fancied she saw
-a strange look in Fanny's eyes. “What's the good of brooding over the
-matter? There's nothing strange about Sir Joshua's reading the book:
-I read it and I told you that it was so lovely everybody would want to
-read it. Besides, Sir Joshua may only have mentioned it for want of a
-better excuse to leave the club early; so you may not be so famous after
-all, Fanny.”
-
-Susy's well-meant attempt to restore her threatened equilibrium was
-too much for Fanny. But there was a considerable interval before her
-laughter came. She put an arm about Susy, saying:
-
-“You have spoken the truth, my dear sister. I have no right to give
-myself airs until we find out exactly how we stand. But if Fanny Burney,
-the dunce, should find out to-morrow that Sir Joshua has not really
-been kept out of his bed in order to read 'Evelina' by Fanny Burney, the
-writer, the first Fanny will feel dreadfully mortified.”
-
-“One thing I can promise you,” said Susy, “and this is that Susannah
-Burney will not be kept out of her bed any longer talking to Fanny
-Burney about Fanny Burney's novel, whether Fanny Burney be mortified
-or not. We shall know all about the matter when we go to the Reynolds's
-to-morrow. In the meantime, I hope to have some hours of sleep, though
-I daresay that Fanny Burney will lie awake as a proper authoress should
-do, thinking over the exciting party in the Poultry and wondering how
-she will work in a description of it in her next novel. Good-night, and
-pleasant dreams! Come along, Lottie.”
-
-And Fanny Burney did just what her sister had predicted she would do.
-She recalled some of the incidents of the tea-party in the Poultry,
-having before her, not as she had in the hackney coach, the possibility
-of describing them in a letter to Mr. Crisp, but of introducing them
-into a new book.
-
-Before she slept she had made up her mind to begin a new book; for she
-now found it comparatively easy to believe that Sir Joshua was reading
-“Evelina” with great interest. At any rate, she would hear the next day
-when she should go to the Reynolds's, whether Sir Joshua had read it,
-or whether he had only made it an excuse for getting home early in the
-night, so that he might arise early and refreshed to resume his painting
-of the duchesses.
-
-But the next evening, when, with her sisters and their stepmother she
-tripped along the hundred yards or so of Leicester Fields that lay
-between their house and that of Sir Joshua Reynolds, all thoughts of
-the book which she had written and of the book which she meant to write,
-vanished the moment that she was close enough to Sir Joshua's to hear,
-with any measure of clearness, the nature of the singing, the sound of
-which fell gently upon her ears.
-
-“H'sh!” said Mrs. Burney, stopping a few feet from the door. “H'sh! some
-one is singing. I did not know that it was to be a musical party.”
-
-“It is Signor Rauzzini,” said Lottie. “I would know his voice anywhere.
-We are lucky. There is no one who can sing like Signor Rauzzini.”
-
-“We should have come earlier,” said Mrs. Burney. “But when Miss Reynolds
-asked us she did not say a word about Rauzzini. And now we cannot ring
-the bell, lest we should interrupt his song.”
-
-She stood there with the three girls, under the lighted windows of the
-house, listening to the silvery notes of the young Roman that floated
-over their heads, as if an angel were hovering there, filling their
-ears with celestial music. (The simile was Susy's.) The music sounded
-celestial to the ears of at least another of the group besides Susy; and
-that one thought:
-
-“How can anyone trouble oneself with such insignificant matters as the
-writing of books or the reading of books, when such a voice as that is
-within hearing?”
-
-And then, all at once, she was conscious of the merging of the two
-Fanny Burneys into one, and of the existence of a new Fanny Burney
-altogether--the Fanny Burney who was beloved by the celestial singer,
-and this was certainly the most wonderful of the three.
-
-The thought thrilled her, and she knew that with it the truth of life
-had come to her: there was nothing worth anything in the world save only
-loving and being loved.
-
-And this truth remained with her when the song had come to an end,
-soaring to a high note and dwelling on it for an enraptured space and
-then dying away, so gradually that a listener scarcely knew when it had
-ceased.
-
-Fanny's imagination enabled her to hear, at the close, the drawing-in of
-the breath of the people in the room where the song had been sung: she
-knew that up to this point they had been listening breathlessly to
-every note. She could hear the same soft inspiration--it sounded like
-a sigh--by her sisters and their stepmother. A dozen wayfarers through
-Leicester Fields had been attracted to-the house by the sound of the
-singing, and now stood timidly about the doorway. They also had been
-breathless. One woman murmured “Beautiful!” Fanny could understand
-how the word had sprung to her lips, but what could the man mean, who,
-almost at the same moment, said:
-
-“Oh, my God! how could I have been so great a fool?”
-
-She was startled, and glanced at him. He was a young man, shabbily
-dressed, and on his face there were signs of dissipation. He was
-unconscious of her glance for some moments, then with a slight start he
-seemed to recover himself. He took off his hat with a respectful bow,
-and then hurried away. But Fanny saw him turn when he had gone about a
-dozen yards into the roadway, and take off his hat once more, with his
-eyes looking up to the lighted windows of the house. He was saluting the
-singer whom he had not seen, and to Fanny the act, following the words
-which he had unwittingly uttered, was infinitely pathetic.
-
-It appeared that Mrs. Burney herself received the same impression. Fanny
-was surprised to hear her say:
-
-“Poor fellow! he was once a gentleman!”
-
-Then they entered Sir Joshua's house and were shown upstairs to the
-great painting-room, where Sir Joshua and his sister Frances were
-receiving their guests.
-
-It was quite a small party--not more than a score of people altogether,
-and all seemed to be acquainted with one another. Fanny knew several of
-them; one girl, however, she had never seen before, but she knew who
-she was in a moment. She was standing at one end of the room chatting to
-Mrs. Sheridan, and on the wall just above her there hung the picture of
-a girl in oriental costume and wearing a turban. Fanny Burney had often
-looked at it in admiration, and Sir Joshua had encouraged her, affirming
-that it was the best picture he had ever painted and that it would
-remain in his painting-room until the day of his death. She looked at
-it now with renewed interest, for the original was the girl standing
-beneath it--the beautiful Miss Homeck whom Oliver Goldsmith had called
-the Jessamy Bride. Several years had passed since Sir Joshua had painted
-that portrait, from which Miss Burney had recognized the original; and
-fifty years later another lady recognized the same face, still beautiful
-in old age, from having seen merely a print of the same picture.
-
-When Fanny turned her eyes from the portrait it was to admire the
-features of Mrs. Sheridan. Mrs. Sheridan was gazing somewhat pensively
-at the picture of St. Cecilia which was hanging a little way from that
-of Miss Horneck, and Fanny was near enough to her to perceive how her
-expression grew into that of the face in the picture. At first sight, it
-did not appear to Fanny that the two faces were the same, and it seemed
-as if Mrs. Sheridan perceived this, and determined to vindicate Sir
-Joshua's skill by assuming the pose of the picture. But Miss Burney knew
-that the beautiful lady had done it unconsciously--that it was simply
-because she was recalling the days when she had sat for the painter, and
-had obeyed his injunction to lose herself among the simple chords of the
-aria that was sacred to her since her sister died with the strain upon
-her lips--“I know that my Redeemer liveth.”
-
-Fanny gazed at the exquisite face, illuminated with what seemed to her
-to be a divine light, and for the first time she knew something of what
-it was to be a great painter. After “St. Cecilia” the other portraits on
-the walls seemed paltry. There was no divine light in the faces of the
-duchesses. There was life in them; they breathed and smiled and posed
-and looked gracious, but looking at them one remained on earth and among
-mortals. But St. Cecilia carried one into the glorious company of the
-immortals. “She drew an angel down,” was the line that flashed through
-Miss Burney's mind at that moment. An angel? A whole celestial company.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV
-
-|YOU are looking at her--I, too, have been looking at her; she is
-divine,” came a voice beside her. She did not need to turn to see the
-speaker. She had been longing for the sound of his voice for many days.
-She had not even a chance of hearing him sing before this evening.
-
-“She is St. Cecilia herself,” said she. “You have seen Sir Joshua's
-picture?”
-
-“My countryman, Piozzi, pointed it out to me,” he replied. “I was
-enraptured with the picture. But when the living St. Cecilia entered the
-room and I heard her story, I felt ready to throw myself at her feet and
-implore her as the guardian of poor singers to take me to her care. Her
-face has on it the bloom of a flower dropped fresh from the garden of
-God--angelic beyond the voice of man to describe.”
-
-He spoke, as usual, in French to Fanny, but he had greeted Mrs. Burney
-in English, and he tried to translate his last phrase to her into the
-same language. He failed after the first word or two, and begged Miss
-Burney to complete his task for him. She did so, and her stepmother
-smiled and nodded in appreciation of his comment.
-
-“She is indeed a beautiful creature,” said Mrs. Burney. “I heard her
-sing more than once at Bath. People went mad about her beauty and her
-singing, and truly I never heard any singing that so affected me. It was
-said that she hated to let her voice be heard in public. Her father,
-Mr. Linley, made her sing: she was a gold mine to Mr. Linley and he knew
-it.”
-
-Signor Rauzzini had listened attentively and picked up all that she had
-said without the aid of a word from Fanny.
-
-“But now she will never be heard again no more,” said he in English.
-“And she is right in making such a resolution, and her husband is a
-noble man to agree with her in this,” he continued, but in French to
-Fanny. “Picture that lovely creature placing herself on the level of
-such a one as the Agujari! sordid--vulgar--worldly! quarrelling daily
-with the _impresario_ on some miserable question of precedence---holding
-out for the largest salary--turning a gift which should be divine into
-gold! Oh; she was right.”
-
-“Signor Rauzzini no doubt thinks it a pity that such a voice should
-cease to give pleasure to the thousands it enchanted,” said Mrs. Burney,
-not being able to follow him in French.
-
-“Oh, no, no; just the opposite,” cried Fanny. “He says he admires her
-the more for her resolution.”
-
-“I am so glad. Pray tell him that I agree with him,” said Mrs. Burney.
-“A good woman will avoid publicity. Her home should be sufficient for
-her.”
-
-Fanny did not need to translate the words, he grasped their meaning at
-once.
-
-“I agree with all of my heart, madame,” he cried. “I would not wish my
-mother or my sister to have their names spoken with freedom by
-everyone who paid a coin to hear them sing. I should think it--_come
-si chiamo?_--Ah! forgive my poor English.” He went off into French once
-more--“Pray tell madame that I think it would be odious to hear the name
-of my mother or my sister tossed from man to man as they toss the name
-of a woman who comes before the public. I think the woman who would hide
-herself from all eyes as a violet hides itself under a leaf is the true
-woman. The shy, timid, retiring one--I know her--I esteem her. I could
-love no other. I have a deep respect for the woman of the Orient who
-would die sooner than let her face be seen by a man.”
-
-“What does he say--I like his eagerness?” asked Mrs. Burney.
-
-Fanny translated some of his phrases, and Mrs. Burney nodded and smiled
-her approval.
-
-“The bloom on the wing of a butterfly is a very tender thing,” resumed
-the Roman; “the breath of a man is sufficient to remove it--a single
-breath--and when the bloom has gone the charm of the beautiful creature
-has gone also.”
-
-“I am not sure that I like the comparison to the butterfly,” said Fanny,
-smiling. “The butterfly is the emblem of all that is fickle--all that
-is idle except for its yielding to its fickleness. It is beautiful, but
-nothing else.”
-
-He laughed.
-
-“I am rebuked,” he said. “But with us the butterfly is the symbol of the
-life--of the soul. Assume that and you will, I think, see that I meant
-not to hint at the beauty of the frivolity, but at the beauty of the
-soul. I feel that a woman's life has on it the bloom of a butterfly's
-wing, and if that is once breathed on, its beauty is gone for ever--the
-woman's life is never again what it was--what it was meant to be. But
-if you wish, I will not go beyond the violet as my emblem of the best
-woman--my woman.”
-
-“I thank heaven that I have no voice,” said Fanny gently, after a
-pause. Young Mr. North-cote, Sir Joshua's pupil, had approached Mrs.
-Burney--his eye was on Susy--in order to tell her that tea was being
-served in the drawing-room.
-
-Mrs. Burney thanked him and took the arm that he offered.
-
-“We shall all go in together,” said Mrs. Burney, with a sign to Fanny.
-
-But Rauzzini contrived to evade her eye by renewing his admiration of
-the “St. Cecilia.”
-
-“If I could but reproduce in song the effect that flows from her face I
-should be the greatest singer in the world,” said he.
-
-“You need not envy her,” said Fanny. “Do you remember Mr. Handel's
-setting of 'Alexander's Feast '?”
-
-“Only an aria or two.”
-
-“One of the lines came into my mind just now when I looked at that
-picture. 'She drew an angel down.'”
-
-“And it was very apt. She would draw an angel down.”
-
-“Yes; but the poet has another line before that one--it refers to a
-singer--'He raised a mortal to the skies.' That was the line which came
-to my mind when I heard you sing. You raise mortals to the skies. Your
-power is equal to that of St. Cecilia.”
-
-“Nay, nay; that is what you have done. I have been uplifted to the
-highest heaven by you. When you are near me I cannot see anything of the
-world. Why have we not met more frequently? Ah, I forget--I am always
-forgetting that the months you spoke of have not yet run out. But I am
-not impatient, knowing that the prize will come to me in good time.
-I have been away at the Bath and Salisbury and Bristol and I know not
-where, singing, singing, singing, and now I go to Paris and Lyon for a
-few months, but you may be certain that I shall return to England--then
-the separating months shall have passed and you will welcome me--is not
-that so?”
-
-“I think I can promise you--every day seems to make it more certain that
-I shall welcome you.”
-
-“My angel--my dream!----”
-
-He said the words--both long-drawn monosyllables in French--in a whisper
-that gave them the full force of passionate expression. He had need to
-whisper, for several people were in the room, and Mr. Boswell was among
-the number, and everyone knew that Mr. Boswell, as a gossip-monger, had
-no equal in town. He was always pimping and prying--nosing out germs
-of scandal--ever ready to make mischief by telling people all the
-nasty things other people had said of them. Mr. Boswell had his eye on
-them--and his ear. In addition, Mrs. Thrale, who had arrived late, had
-no idea of allowing the handsome Roman singer to waste himself with a
-nonentity like Miss Burney, and she was now perilously close to him whom
-she came to rescue.
-
-But the whisper and the expression imparted to it were enough for Fanny
-Burney. He might have talked for hours in his impassioned way without
-achieving the effect of his whispered exclamations.
-
-Then Mrs. Thrale hastened up to his side full of her resolution to
-rescue him from the conversation with the insignificant person whom his
-good nature suffered to engage his attention.
-
-“Why, what is this?” cried the little lady who regarded herself with
-complacency as the soul of tact. “Have you explained to Signor Rauzzini
-that you are the unmusical member of the family, Miss Burney?”
-
-“I believe that he is aware of that fact already, madam,” replied Fanny.
-
-“And yet he is in close converse with you? He is the most good-natured
-man in town,” said Mrs. Thrale. “Does he hope to interest you when your
-father failed?”
-
-“He has never ceased, to interest me, madam,” said Fanny.
-
-“Then he did not talk about music?”
-
-“Oh, yes; I think he said something about music.”
-
-“Yes, touching a note here and there, as one might in passing a
-harpsichord. Of course you could not have lived in Dr. Burney's house
-without being able to understand something of music. But we must not
-trespass upon Signor Rauzzin's courtesy, Miss Burney. Everyone is
-talking of him in the drawing-room--he must gratify the company by
-mingling with them.”
-
-Then she addressed Rauzzini in French.
-
-“I promised to go in search of you, signor,” she said. “Madame Reynolds
-is distracted. I came on my mission famished--I had vowed, as the
-crusaders did, not to taste food or drink until I had succeeded in
-my emprise. May I ask you to have pity on me now and lead me to the
-tea-table?”
-
-He turned to ask Fanny to accompany them, but he found that she had
-slipped quietly away. She was already at the door.
-
-“My duty was to Miss Burney, madame, but she has been frightened away,”
- said he.
-
-“Oh, she is the shy one of the family, I believe,” said Mrs. Thrale. “I
-am sure that all the time you were so good-natured as to talk to her
-she was wishing that the floor would open and allow her to sink out of
-sight. She would have thought it much more good-natured on your part
-if you had taken no notice of her. I have scarcely spoken to her half a
-dozen times myself, though I have frequently been to her father's house.
-I cannot rack my brain to discover a congenial topic with such young
-people. Were you successful, do you think?”
-
-He made a gesture with his hands that might mean anything. Mrs. Thrale
-assumed that it meant nothing--that he felt he was not greatly concerned
-whether he had been successful in finding a congenial topic of converse
-with Miss Burney or not.
-
-She laughed.
-
-“Poor girl!” she said. “She may have her dreams like other girls.”
-
-“I believe she has--poor girl!” said he. “But I know that in her
-knowledge of music she goes deeper--soars higher than most young ladies
-who have submitted to lessons from a _maestro_--nay, higher than the
-_maestro_ himself.”
-
-Mrs. Thrale looked doubtfully at him.
-
-“Is it possible that we are talking of two different people?” said she.
-
-“Ah, that is quite possible,” said he.
-
-“I was referring to Miss Burney, the one of the family who does nothing
-except sew--her mother commends her sewing very highly. I fear that you
-actually believed that you were in converse with one of her sisters.”
-
-“Madame,” said he, “it is my belief that the one who sews in a family is
-far more interesting than the one who sings. But Miss Burney need not,
-in my eyes, be any more than Miss Burney to be interesting, though she
-has taught me more of music than I ever learned before.”
-
-“Is't possible? Oh, yes: I should remember that her father told me that
-she was his amanuensis--she made a neat copy of all his notes for the
-'History of Music.' It is no wonder that she knows something about
-it. Such a good daughter! And the father took no trouble about her
-education. She did not know her letters till she was eight or nine, I
-believe--perhaps twelve. I don't believe that I ever exchanged half a
-dozen words with her before this evening; and as for men--you are the
-first man I ever saw taking any notice of her.”
-
-His face lit up strangely, Mrs. Thrale thought, at this revelation. He
-gave a laugh.
-
-“So much the better for her--so much the worse for the men,” said he.
-“And now, madame, if the tea has not become too strong, and if your
-hunger has not made you too weak to walk to the table, I should esteem
-it an honour to conduct you thither.”
-
-Mrs. Thrale smiled her acquiescence, and she entered the drawing-room on
-the arm of the singer. Nothing could have convinced her that he did not
-feel grateful to her for rescuing him from the position in which his
-good nature had placed him--by the side of the most insignificant young
-woman among all Sir Joshua's guests.
-
-She believed that she was increasing his debt of gratitude to her by
-keeping him with her for the next half-hour. Her sense of protecting him
-gave her naturally a sense of patronage, which was quite pleasant for
-her to experience, especially when she glanced round the room and saw
-several ladies of higher rank than she could pretend to, frowning in her
-direction. She knew how Signor Rauzzini was pestered by the attentions
-of such as these, and she could almost hear the well-bred sneers of
-her friends as they glanced at her and wondered if she never meant to
-release the unfortunate young man--she knew just what they would say,
-and she accepted their imaginary words as a real compliment to
-her protective powers. Her smile down the table was one of great
-complacency.
-
-She also noticed that the insignificant Miss Burney was glowing as she
-had never seen her glow before. Her face was rosy and her eyes were
-actually sparkling. Mrs. Thrale had never imagined that such eyes as
-Miss Burney's could sparkle, no matter what their provocation might be.
-
-“Poor girl! Poor child! Her head is turned, as I feared it would be
-when I saw the Rauzzini with her. She is the unhappy victim of his good
-nature.”
-
-This was the conclusion come to by the little lady whose ability to
-pronounce an opinion on such a matter was widely acknowledged; and
-coming to such a conclusion, she naturally commended all the more
-heartily the step which she had taken for separating the foolish girl
-and the fascinating young man.
-
-She would have waved aside any suggestion that might be made to her to
-the effect that the increase in Miss Burney's colouring and the light in
-her eyes was due to Miss Burney's overhearing the conversation between
-her mother and Sir Joshua respecting a book which he had stayed up all
-night to read and which he had just finished in time to receive his
-guests.
-
-The name of the book was “Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the
-World,” he said, and he was urging Mrs. Burney to follow his example and
-read it without further delay.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI
-
-|FANNY was at her stepmother's elbow while Sir Joshua gave her a full
-account of how he had been induced to send to Lowndes for this wonderful
-book on the recommendation of Mrs. Darner, whose portrait he was
-painting. Mrs. Darner had excused her unpunctuality at one of her
-sittings on the ground that she had become so interested in the fortunes
-of “Evelina” that she could not put the book down.
-
-“Get it for yourself, sir,” she had said, “and you will quickly
-acknowledge that my excuse is valid.”
-
-“Of course I did not get it then,” said Sir Joshua. “I find it
-impossible to keep pace with the useful books that are printed in these
-days, and I have long ago given up novels. But when, the next day, Mrs.
-Darner came to sit to me with a woebegone countenance and the traces of
-tears on her cheeks, so that I could only paint her draping, and that,
-too, had a woeful droop in its folds--for let me tell you, madam, that a
-woman's dress is usually in sympathy with the mood of the wearer--when,
-I say, the lady entered my painting-room in this guise, I ventured to
-inquire if she was serious in her wish that I should depict her in the
-character of Niobe. 'Oh, sir,' she cried, ''tis all due to that horrid
-Branghton--he it is that has brought me to this.' 'The wretch!' said I.
-'Have you no friend who will run him through the vitals? Where is he
-to be found, that I may arrange for his destruction?' 'He is the
-persecutor of my beloved Evelina,' she replied, 'and heaven only knows
-what is to become of the poor girl.'
-
-“Now, madam, when I had thus brought before me the effect that the book
-had produced upon so natural a lady as Mrs. Darner, what was left for
-me but to buy it? And now you see the effect that it has had upon me,”
- continued Sir Joshua, “so you must e'en buy it also.”
-
-“Nay, Sir Joshua,” said Mrs. Burney, “your case has furnished me with
-the strongest of reasons for not buying it. I would not allow a book
-into my house that would so turn me aside from my ordinary life and my
-daily business. What, sir, would you have me stay out of my comfortable
-bed for hours, in order that I might make myself more uncomfortable
-still by reading of the imaginary woes of a young woman who is nothing
-to me but a shadow?”
-
-“Oh, I promise you that you will find Evelina far from being a shadow,”
- said Sir Joshua. “She is a creature of flesh and blood, with a heart
-that beats so that you find your own heart keeping time with it, whether
-it pulsates slowly or fast. In short, Evelina lives. I have no patience
-with those attenuated figures that dance on the stage of so many of our
-new novel writers; I can see the stuffing of straw when their constant
-gyrating has worked a rip in their seamy side; creatures of rag and
-wire--they never deceive one for a moment--why, their very gyrations are
-not true to life. But Evelina lives. Some of the characters in the book
-are distasteful--some of them are vulgar, but the world is made up of
-distasteful and vulgar people, and a novel should be true to the world
-in which the characters are placed. Oh, that was where the greatness
-of poor Dr. Goldsmith was to be found. He would abate nothing of the
-vulgarity of the vulgar characters in his plays, because he meant them
-to live. The people hissed his vulgar bailiffs in his _Good-Natured
-Man_, and when Colman cut them out he himself restored them when Shuter
-played the piece for his benefit the following year, and everyone saw
-that they were true to life. The vulgarity of Tony Lumpkin and the Three
-Pigeons made Walpole shudder, but there they remain in the best comedy
-of our time, and there they will remain for ever. Oh, yes; the author of
-'Evelina' knows what life is, and so his book will live.”
-
-“And who is the author of this surprising book?” asked Mrs. Burney.
-
-“That is a mystery,” replied Reynolds. “I sent to Lowndes, the
-bookseller, to inquire, and he pretended that he did not know. He could
-only say that he was a gentleman of note living in Westminster.”
-
-“Ah, that is one of the booksellers' tricks to make their wares seem
-more attractive,” said she. “They know that a man in a mask awakens
-curiosity.”
-
-“That is so; but 'Evelina' stands in need of no advertisement of such a
-nature. It would attract attention even though the name of Mr. Kenrick
-were attached to it. But everyone is dying to find out the name of the
-author; Mrs. Darner believes it to have been written by Horace Walpole,
-but only because 'The Castle of Otranto' was published without his name
-being on the title page.”
-
-“Not a very cogent line of argument, it seems to me,” said Mrs. Burney.
-“Well, Sir Joshua, I hope you will enjoy a comfortable sleep to-night,
-now that you have the fortunes of that young lady off your mind.”
-
-“Oh, my dear madam, I do assure you that my mind is not yet free from
-the effects of reading that book,” cried Reynolds. “I am more faithful
-to my friends in some books than to forget all about them when I lay
-them on the shelf. If they live, be assured that I live with them, and
-the thought of them is to me at times as pleasant as the thought of the
-best friends I have met in my daily life. I have laid 'Evelina' on a
-shelf in my memory--not one of the back shelves, but one that is near
-to me, so that I can console myself with her companionship when I am
-lonely.”
-
-“I have never heard you praise a book so heartily, sir,” said Mrs.
-Burney. “But I will beg of you not to mention it to any of my family,
-for if it has so unhinged you, what would it not do to those poor
-girls?”
-
-He did not catch all she had said, for she spoke in a voice which she
-did not mean to travel to Fanny or Susy, who were chatting to Miss
-Theophila Palmer, Sir Joshua's niece.
-
-“You may depend on my telling them all I find out in regard to the
-author,” said he in a tone of assent.
-
-“No, no,” she cried, getting nearer to the bell of his trumpet. “No, no;
-I want you to refrain from mentioning the book to them. I discourage all
-novel reading, excepting, of course, the works of Mr. Richardson, and
-perhaps one or two of Fielding, with some of the pages gummed together
-to prevent them from being read.”
-
-“Nay, to tempt people to read them,” said Reynolds. “What were we saying
-about the attractions of a mask? Well, my word for it, the attractions
-of a book without a name are as nothing compared with the attraction
-of gummed pages. But you will let them read 'Evelina,' and you will,
-moreover, read it yourself--yes, and you will all be the better and not
-the worse for doing so.”
-
-Mrs. Burney shook her head.
-
-It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale thought that Miss Burney looked
-flushed at this time, or that there was an unwonted sparkle in her eyes;
-for she had heard nearly every word that Sir Joshua had said, and she
-could scarcely contain herself for delight. For all her primness, she
-was at heart a merry schoolgirl, ready to break into a dance at good
-news, and to shout for joy when things had advanced as she had hoped
-they would. She felt that it was very hard on her that she could not
-throw her hat up to the ceiling of the room, as she had heard of Dr.
-Goldsmith's doing with his wig in the exuberance of his spirits in this
-same room--when Miss Reynolds was in her bed upstairs. It was very hard
-on her to be compelled to restrain her feelings; she was unconscious of
-the sparkle in her eyes, or of the pæony flush of her cheeks that Mrs.
-Thrale had noticed and was still noticing.
-
-She had never felt so happy in all her life. A short time before she had
-felt that everything in the world was insignificant in comparison
-with love; but now she realized that there was another joy worthy of
-recognition. She was not wise enough to perceive that the two emotions
-sprang from the same source--that the foundation of love is the impulse
-to create, and that the foundation of an artist's joy in fame is the
-knowledge that what he has created is recognized by the world. She was
-(fortunately) not wise enough to be able to analyse her feelings--to be
-wise enough to analyse one's feelings is to be incapable of feeling. All
-that she was conscious of at that moment was that all worth having in
-the world was hers--the instinct to create, which men call Love, the joy
-of obtaining recognition for the thing created, which men call Fame.
-
-It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale saw that light in her face and in her
-eyes; nor was it strange that the same observant lady should attribute
-that illumination to the touch of the fire of the sacred torch. She
-looked at the handsome face of the Roman youth, with its expression of
-frankness, and at his eyes, full of the generous warmth of the South,
-and once more she glanced at Miss Burney, and saw in her face the
-reflection of the southern sunny glow.
-
-“Poor girl--poor girl!” were the words that sprung to her lips. “Only a
-moment's attention from him--only a word--nay, a glance from those
-eyes would have been enough--and she is at his feet. Poor girl!
-Knowing nothing of the world--incapable of understanding anything of
-life--having no gift to attract attention---”
-
-“Dear Mrs. Thrale, I have come to you for help. You are sure to have
-read this book that everyone is talking about--this 'Evelina'--and you
-can, I am certain, tell us who is the author. Pray let us know if your
-friend Dr. Johnson had a finger in it--I have heard that some of the
-writing is in the style of Dr. Johnson--or was it Mr. Anstey--they say
-that some chapters could only have come from the author of 'The Bath
-Guide.'”
-
-It was Lady Hales who had hurried up with her inquiries. She seemed
-to be the representative of a group with whom she had been standing,
-several ladies and two or three men.
-
-It so happened, however, that Mrs. Thrale had not yet read the book
-around which discussion had been buzzing; but she had no intention of
-acknowledging that, with her literary tastes and with her friendship for
-Dr. Johnson, she was behind the times. Two or three people had within
-the week made remarks about “Evelina” in her presence, but she had no
-idea that it was to become a topic of society.
-
-She smiled enigmatically, to give herself time to make up her mind what
-her reply should be--whatever it might be, it certainly would not be a
-confession of ignorance. She came to the conclusion that on the whole
-she could not do better than mould her answer so as to heighten the
-mystery of the authorship.
-
-“Is it possible that none of our friends have discovered the author?”
- she asked, still smiling shrewdly, so as to suggest that she herself had
-long ago been let into the secret.
-
-“We have had many conjectures,” said Lady Hales. “And let me whisper in
-your ear--there is one among us who is ready to affirm that the address
-of the author is Thrale Hall, Streatham.”
-
-“I vow that I am overwhelmed,” cried the little lady. “The compliment is
-one that any writer might envy. Pray how could it enter the mind of any
-of our friends to connect me with the authorship of such a book?”
-
-“There are some touches of your style in many of the letters of
-Evelina,” replied Lady Hales. “And some have said that only you could
-have had the varied experiences described so vividly.”
-
-“A marvellous book, truly, this 'Evelina,'” cried Mrs. Thrale. “Some
-people, you say, recognize the hand of Dr. Johnson in its pages, others
-the pen that wrote 'The Bath Guide,' and now it is suggested that the
-whole was the work of a humble scribbler named Mrs. Thrale--a person who
-has surely little in common with the two writers you have named.”
-
-She took care that her affectation of surprise had an artificial note
-about it. There was no knowing how things might turn out. Mrs. Thrale
-had no objection in the world to have her name associated with the
-authorship of a book about which it was clear a good many people would
-be talking for some months to come.
-
-“May I not be entrusted with something more definite?” asked Lady Hales
-in a low voice. “If it is a secret for the present--well, you know that
-I am one to be trusted.”
-
-“I can assure you definitely that the book was not written by Dr.
-Johnson,” replied Mrs. Thrale, with a smile. “He has not for a single
-week during the past year failed to visit us at Streatham for at least
-four days at a time. He reads to me all that he writes--it is not
-much--and I can give you an assurance that the name of Evelina has not
-once appeared in his manuscript. I may also say that if you take my
-advice you will not be in too great haste to attribute the book to Mr.
-Anstey.”
-
-This was not mystification, it sounded much more like revelation, Lady
-Hales thought.
-
-“I dare not press you further, madam,” she said.
-
-“Believe me, I can appreciate your reticence, if----”
-
-“Nay, now you suggest that I have told you a secret that I have
-concealed from everyone else, and that is going too far,” cried Mrs.
-Thrale. “Now, dear madam, cannot you see that even if I were in the
-secret of the authorship, I should be guilty of a great breach of
-courtesy were I to reveal it to anyone? If an author choose to remain
-anonymous, is it not discourteous to try to snatch away his--or
-her--veil of anonymity?”
-
-“I can but assent,” said Lady Hales. “I do not doubt that this view of
-the matter is the correct one. At any rate, you may depend on my acting
-in accordance with it. I shall make no further attempt to pry into
-the secret, and I shall think it right to dissuade my friends from the
-quest.”
-
-“In that I am sure you will be acting in accordance with the author's
-wishes,” said Mrs. Thrale, smiling knowingly.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVII
-
-|SO they parted; and Lady Hales hastened back to her friends to whisper
-in their ears that the mystery was as good as solved: Mrs. Thrale had as
-much as acknowledged that she was the author of “Evelina,” but she hoped
-that, as she had written the book without the knowledge of her husband,
-her friends would respect her desire to remain anonymous.
-
-“Mr. Thrale, being a Member of Parliament, would not like to have the
-name of his wife bandied about among ordinary people as that of the
-writer of a novel,” Lady Hales explained, though really no explanation
-was needed of a fact that could be appreciated by every sensible person
-aware of the contemptible character of the novels of the day. “Only Dr.
-Johnson is in the secret,” she continued. “Dr. Johnson, as we all know,
-lives at Thrale Hall for five days out of every week, finding the table
-provided by Mrs. Thrale to suit his palate very much better than that
-controlled by poor blind Mrs. Williams at Bolt Court.”
-
-“That may account for some of the touches in the book in the style of
-Dr. Johnson,” said one of the ladies. “You may be sure that no book
-could be written under the same roof as Dr. Johnson without his having
-something to say to it.”
-
-“I never could understand how so fastidious a lady as Mrs. Thrale could
-tolerate the company of Dr. Johnson at her table, but now the secret is
-out--this secret and t'other,” said one of the gentlemen. “Dr. Johnson
-is not seen at his best at the dinner-table.”
-
-“So far as that goes, neither is Mr. Thrale himself,” said another. “He
-has a huge appetite.”
-
-“I had an inkling all along that Mrs. Thrale wrote the book,” said a
-lady with a huge hat. “I actually remarked to my sister, while I was
-reading it, 'if this story is not written by Mrs. Thrale, Mrs. Thrale is
-the one who would like to have written it.'”
-
-“But mind, not a word must be breathed that would hint that she
-acknowledged it to me by direct word of mouth,” cried Lady Hales,
-beginning to have some qualms. “No; you must understand clearly that she
-did not say in so many words that she wrote it. Indeed, her last words
-to me were, that anyone who should name in public the author of a book
-published anonymously would be guilty of a great discourtesy.”
-
-“She is perfectly right: to do so would be to exhibit very bad taste
-truly,” came more than one acquiescent voice.
-
-And the result of their complete agreement on this point was the
-immediate dissemination of the report that Mrs. Thrale was indeed the
-writer of “Evelina.”
-
-But that clever little lady, on getting rid of the questioner, found
-that Signor Rauzzini had slipped away from her side and was now making
-his adieux to Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughters. She noticed that the
-light had gone out of Fanny Burney's eyes as the young singer bent
-over her hand, and once again she shook her head. She had given more
-attention to Miss Burney during the previous hour than during all the
-years she had visited at St. Martin's Street. She thought that it might
-be her duty to say a word of warning to the young woman, who could not
-possibly know anything about the world or the deceitfulness of Italian
-vocalists.
-
-Meantime, however, she ordered one of her three footmen to tell the
-coachman to drive to the shop of Lowndes, the bookseller, and there she
-purchased a bound copy of “Evelina,” at nine shillings.
-
-Mrs. Thrale was, of course, well known to Mr. Lowndes, and seeing her,
-through the window of his office, enter his shop, he put his quill
-behind his ear and emerged, bowing and smiling.
-
-“How was it that you failed to apprise me that you had printed 'Evelina
-'?” she inquired.
-
-“Is't possible that you did not receive my advertisement, madam?” he
-cried. “Why, I posted it to you with my own hands even before the book
-had left the press, the truth being that I was anxious to get your
-opinion respecting it.”
-
-“I never had any advertisement from you about it,” she replied.
-
-“Oh, I was to blame for not underlining the announcement, madam,” said
-he. “I ask your pardon. How were you to know that it was not one of the
-usual novels of the season?--I do not venture to recommend such to the
-attention of ladies of superior tastes like yourself, madam. I shall not
-forgive myself, rest assured. But I am punished, in that I have been
-unable to sell a second edition by telling my customers how highly it
-was esteemed by Mrs. Thrale.”
-
-“You assume that it would be highly esteemed by me, Mr. Lowndes; but I
-am not quite sure that you do not flatter yourself in believing that my
-judgment would be the same as that of the public. The poor public! How
-can they possibly know whether a book is good or bad?”
-
-“They cannot, madam; that is why we poor booksellers must only trust to
-sell our books on the recommendation of ladies of taste and judgment.
-May I beg, madam, that you will favour me with your opinion respecting
-the merits of 'Evelina'?”
-
-“It has been so great a success that I fear I shall not think highly of
-it. Pray, who is your modest author?”
-
-“Positively, madam, I am unable to tell you. The MS. was brought to me
-with a letter purporting to come from a Mr. Grafton at the Orange Coffee
-House, near the Haymarket, and he desired the secret of its authorship
-to be kept close.”
-
-“Ah, yes; to be sure--kept close from the vulgar public; but he could
-never think that you were violating his confidence by telling me his
-name.”
-
-“He could not be so unreasonable, madam--nay, rather would he kneel
-to you--for he could scarce fail to understand the value that we set
-on----”
-
-“I am not convinced either that he would benefit from the exchange of
-confidence or that I should; but prithee, sir, what is his name?”
-
-“'Fore heaven, madam, I have told you so much as is known by me
-respecting the gentleman. Never before have I been placed in so
-remarkable a position. My fault, Mrs. Thrale, no doubt: I should have
-taken precautions against being thus surprised into publishing a book
-without knowing the name of the author. But although my judgment enabled
-me to perceive that the work was out of the common, yet I never counted
-on its merits being recognized so speedily. May I beg of you to favour
-me with your opinion as to who the writer may be, madam--that is, when
-you have read it, unless, indeed--” he glanced at her shrewdly with
-a little knowing smile-- “unless, indeed, you could so favour me
-_instanter_.”
-
-“Nay, Mr. Lowndes, how would it be possible for me to give you an
-opinion as to the authorship of a book which I have not yet read? I am
-not one of those astute critics who, they say, can tell you all there
-is to be known about a book without cutting the leaves, or even--if you
-slip a guinea into their hand--without opening the covers.”
-
-“I thought that perhaps you might be one of those who have been let into
-the secret, madam. I trust that Dr. Johnson's health has not been so bad
-as to prevent him from doing any literary work. Ah, what does not that
-great man--nay, what does not the world owe to you, Mrs. Thrale?”
-
-“If you would suggest, Mr. Lowndes, that the book about which we have
-been conversing was written, even in part, by Dr. Johnson, I can give
-you an assurance that such is not the case. He is in no way inclined
-to engage in any form of literary labour. He grudges his friends even a
-note.”
-
-“There are some gentlemen who come hither and honour me by conversing
-on the subject of letters, and more than one of them has pointed out
-passages in 'Evelina' that show signs of the great Doctor's pen; but for
-that matter----”
-
-“I agree with you, sir; every scribbler in Grub Street apes the style of
-Dr. Johnson, but only to reveal the ape in himself. Now, Mr. Lowndes,
-if you really are in earnest in saying that you are unaware who is the
-author of your book, I have done you some service in curtailing by one
-the list of authors to whom it might possibly be attributed. You may
-strike out the name of Johnson, sir, on my authority.”
-
-“I shall certainly do so, madam--not that I, for my own part, was ever
-foolish enough to fancy that he had written more of it than a page or
-two. I am indebted to you, Mrs. Thrale.”
-
-“Then if you would wish to pay off the debt, you can do so by informing
-me of your success in discovering the writer. 'Tis quite impossible to
-conceive of the man's remaining unrevealed for any length of time, and I
-confess that I am anxious to know if he is among my acquaintance.”
-
-“You assume the sex, madam.”
-
-“What, have you a doubt of it?”
-
-“There are so many literary ladies nowadays, Mrs. Thrale.”
-
-“But you surely saw the handwriting of the script?”
-
-“That is just the point. My printers have examined it and say that it
-is a lady's caligraphy only disguised to look like a man's. In my own
-judgment they are right. It is an upright hand, neat and clear--not in
-the least like that of an author. Still, that counts but little, seeing
-that the writer of the book would be pretty certain to have a clear copy
-made of his script by someone else. I have had a suspicion, from the
-mystery insisted on by this Mr. Grafton, that he is none other than the
-author of the 'Castle of Otranto.'”
-
-“What, Mr. Walpole?”
-
-“Even so. You recollect how delighted he was to conceal the hand he had
-in that book--going much farther than I thought any gentleman would in
-honour go, to make people believe it was what it pretended to be?”
-
-“Mr. Lowndes, I know not what your experience has been; but mine is
-that when a gentleman becomes an author he lays aside whatever sense of
-honour he possesses as a gentleman.”
-
-“I have had little to do with gentlemen authors, madam. Most of my
-writers are simply authors.”
-
-“And Mr. Walpole very properly put himself in line with them, and so had
-no hesitation in carrying out his fraud in 'Otranto.' Well, if it be so,
-you may count on his revealing himself now that the book has become a
-success. In any case, you will not forget to keep me informed, and I
-shall esteem it a favour, Mr. Lowndes.”
-
-Mr. Lowndes renewed his promise and bowed the lady to the door. The
-three volumes of “Evelina” had been brought out to the chariot by one
-of the footmen, a second following in his footsteps to see that he
-deposited them fairly upon one of the cushions, and a third standing by
-the open door in case of the breakdown of either of the others.
-
-Mrs. Thrale got into the splendid machine, the three lackeys swung
-themselves up on their platform behind, and clung on to the heavy
-straps, looking, in their brilliant livery, as the chariot lurched away
-over the uneven cobble-stones, like mighty butterflies of a tropical
-forest swaying together on the rim of a gigantic flower.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVIII
-
-|NO chance had Rauzzini of saying more than the most conventional words
-of farewell to Fanny. Mrs. Burney was beside her and her two sisters
-also. He yielded to his impulse to pronounce a malediction on Mrs.
-Thrale, who had so interrupted his conversation with Fanny--the last he
-could possibly have until his return from France after fulfilling his
-engagements. But this was when he had seen the Burney family out of
-the door of the house in Leicester Fields and to the entrance to St.
-Martin's Street. He was then alone, and could give in some measure
-expression to his feelings in his own tongue.
-
-His imagination was quite vivid enough to suggest to him all that the
-officiousness of Mrs. Thrale had interrupted--the exchange of vows--the
-whispered assurances of fidelity--perhaps a passionate kiss--a
-heaven-sent chance during a marvellous minute when the painting-room
-should be emptied of all but herself and him! It was distracting to
-think of all that had been cut out of his life by that busybody. While
-he had been talking alone with Fanny his eyes had taken in the splendid
-possibilities of the painting-room. There were three immense easels on
-different parts of the floor, and each carried a glorious canvas for
-a life-size portrait. Two of them were already finished, and the third
-contained a portion of the Greek altar at which a fair lady was to be
-depicted making her oblation to Aphrodite, or perhaps Artemis. The young
-man, however, did not give a thought to the glowing work of the great
-painter on the canvases, he thought only of the possibilities of a
-moment or two spent in the protecting shadow of one of them with that
-gentle, loving girl yielding herself to his clasp--only for a moment--he
-could not reasonably hope that it should be for longer than a single
-moment, but what raptures might not be embraced even within that brief
-space! A moment--one immortal moment worth years of life! That was
-what he saw awaiting him in the friendly shade of one of Sir Joshua's
-portraits--that was all that the sublime picture meant to the ardent
-lover--it was not the immortal picture, but the immortal moment that was
-before his eyes--but just when, by a little manoeuvring on his part, the
-joy that should change all his life and console him for being deprived
-of the society of his beloved for three months, was within his reach,
-that foolish woman had come bustling up with her chatter and had
-separated them!
-
-For which he now implored heaven and a heathen deity or two that still
-linger in the language of malediction in their native Italy, to send
-her soul to the region where Orpheus had sought his Eurydice. Down--down
-with her to the lowest depths of the Inferno he implored his patrons to
-bear her and to keep her there for ever.
-
-His imploration was quite as lyrical as his “Waft her, Angels, to the
-Skies,” only its bearing was upon the fate of the lady in just the
-opposite direction, and he was even more fervent in its delivery. But
-having delivered it, he felt some of that relief which is experienced
-by a true artist who has a consciousness of having done some measure of
-justice to his theme. He felt that if beatitude had been denied to him,
-the one who had separated him from it would not escape scathless, if the
-intensity of an appeal to the high gods of his native land counted for
-anything in their estimation.
-
-And then he went more or less contentedly to his lodgings to prepare for
-his appearance in the opera of the night.
-
-He sang divinely as an angel, and again if any of his audience remained
-unmoved by the enchantment of his voice, they certainly could not but
-have yielded to the charm of his presence. Some women might be incapable
-of appreciating the exquisite character of his vocalism, but none could
-remain impervious to the appeal of his smile.
-
-As for the girl who alone had appealed to his heart, she went home with
-her mother and sisters without a word, for she had not perceived the
-glorious possibilities lurking behind the grand canvases in Sir Joshua's
-painting-room. She could even bring herself to believe that the coming
-of Mrs. Thrale had been rather opportune than otherwise; for if she had
-not joined her stepmother at that time she would not have heard all that
-Sir Joshua had said about “Evelina.”
-
-All that she had heard had made her supremely happy, not, she thought,
-because she was greedy for fame, but because it meant to her that she
-was a step nearer to the arms of the man she loved. The fame which Sir
-Joshua's words implied was dear to her because she knew that she need
-not now hesitate to seat herself by the side of this king of men, as his
-equal--no, not quite as his equal, but certainly not as a beggar maid.
-She knew that when it was announced that she was the writer of a great
-book, or, what was better still, a book that everybody was talking
-about, people would not shrug their shoulders when they heard that
-Rauzzini> the Roman singer, whose name was in everybody's mouth, was
-about to marry her. The event that she scarcely dared hope for had
-actually happened: she was no longer the nobody which she had been, she
-was a woman the product of whose brain had been acclaimed by the best
-judges, and so the barrier that she had seen separating her lover from
-herself had been thrown down. The same voices that had acclaimed her
-Rauzzini as a singer had acclaimed her as a writer; for though she had
-hesitated to receive her cousin Edward's reports from the libraries as
-conclusive of the mark that the book was making, she could not now
-have any doubt on the subject: a book that was spoken of by Sir Joshua
-Reynolds as he had spoken of “Evelina” must be granted a place high
-above the usual volumes to be found on the shelves of a circulating
-library. She was convinced that in a short time everyone would be
-talking about it in the same strain, and though people might be
-incredible on the subject of its authorship, the fact would remain the
-same--she had written the book, and the fame that attached to the writer
-would assuredly be hers. There would now be no sneering references to
-King Cophetua. Everyone within their circle would admit that there
-was no disparity between her position as the writer of the book that
-everyone was talking about and that of the singer whom people crowded to
-hear.
-
-She felt supremely happy. Though Mrs. Burney had not shown any
-particular wish to repeat what Reynolds had said to her about the
-book, she knew perfectly well that this was only because of her general
-distrust of anything in the form of a novel, and her fear lest something
-unreadable should get into the hands of the girls. But Fanny also knew
-that the fact of Mrs. Burney's shunning the novels of the circulating
-libraries would not interfere with the reputation that must accrue to
-the author of “Evelina”; so she was not affected by the indifference
-shown by her stepmother to all that Reynolds had said. She awaited
-without impatience the day when her father should take up the book and
-read the Ode at the beginning. She felt that, although his name was not
-at the head, he would know that the verses were addressed to him, and
-that it was his daughter Fanny who had written them. She knew that
-however firmly he might assert himself on the side of his wife in
-preventing the entrance to the house of all novels excepting those of
-Richardson--Fanny herself had never had a chance of reading even
-“The Vicar of Wakefield”--he would be proud of her as the writer of
-“Evelina.” She was not quite sure if he would be as proud of her as if
-she had developed a wonderful musical capacity; but she never doubted
-that his affection for her--assisted by his knowledge of the impression
-the book had made upon the most important of his own associates--would
-cause him to take her into his arms with delight and to forgive her
-for running the chance of being classed among the Miss Minifies of the
-period--the female writers whose ridiculous productions were hidden
-beneath the sofa cushions in so many households. Fanny Burney was a
-dutiful daughter and she had nothing of the cynic about her, but she was
-well aware of the fact that success would be regarded by her father as
-justifying an experiment that failure would have made discreditable.
-
-Once more, then, the three sisters met that night in Fanny's bedroom.
-The two younger could now look on her without their feeling of awe. They
-were on the verge of being indignant with Mrs. Burney for having made no
-reference whatever since returning from the Reynoldses to the subject of
-Sir Joshua's eulogy.
-
-“Not once did she mention the name of 'Evelina' to the padre; Sir
-Joshua might just as well have talked of Miss Herschel's comet to her,”
- said Susy.
-
-“And after our schooling ourselves so rigidly to give no sign that we
-were in any measure connected with the book too--it was cruel!” said
-Lottie.
-
-“It was not as if the padre did not give her a good chance more than
-once,” continued Susy. “Did he not ask if anyone had given her any news?
-And what did she answer?--Why, only that someone had said that Mr. Fox
-had lost a fortune a few nights ago at faro! As if anybody cares about
-Mr. Fox! I was prepared for her opening out at once to him about the
-book--maybe begging him to send Williams to buy it at Mr. Lowndes'.”
-
-“What, at seven-and-sixpence!” cried Fanny. “My dear child, do you know
-mamma no better than to fancy that?”
-
-“What I don't know is how she resisted it,” said Lottie. “Oh, you heard
-how Sir Joshua talked about it; and Miss Reynolds too--she praised it up
-to the skies.”
-
-“Other people in the painting-room as well as in the drawing-room were
-talking of it,” said Susy. “I heard the beautiful Miss Horneck speak
-of it to the lady with the big muff and the rose taffeta with the
-forget-me-not embroidery.”
-
-“I am sure that everybody was speaking of it--I could hear the name
-'Evelina' buzzing round the rooms,” cried Lottie.
-
-“Yes; everyone was talking about it, and only mamma was silent--_is_
-silent. I don't think that at all fair,” continued Susy.
-
-Fanny laughed.
-
-“You are silly little geese,” she cried. “Could you not see that she
-would not mention it lest it should reach our ears and we should be
-filled with an _irresistible_ desire to possess it--_it_--a modern
-novel! Think of it! Oh, my dears, you are too unreasonable, Mamma knows
-her duty too well to allow even the name of a novel to pass her lips
-and maybe reach the ears of such a group of fly-away young things as
-ourselves! She understands the extent of her responsibilities. Go to
-your beds and be thankful that you have so excellent a guardian.”
-
-“But when we were prepared----” began one of them, when Fanny
-interrupted her.
-
-“You may conserve your preparations--you will hear her say the name soon
-enough--you may depend upon that,” she said. “You may prepare to hear
-yourselves summoned into her presence to give a full and true account
-of your complicity in the thing which was perpetrated under this sacred
-roof--nay, in the very room where the great philosopher Newton wrote his
-thesis! A novel written in the room in which the divine 'Principia'
-was produced! Why, 'twere as bad in mamma's eyes as acting one of Mr.
-Foote's farces in St. Paul's Cathedral. Oh, yes, you'll have to face her
-soon enough, and after that you'll never wish to hear the name Evelina
-again. Now, good-night, and thank heaven for your respite.”
-
-They left her, glum and dissatisfied. It was plain to her that they were
-disappointed at not being given the opportunity of showing how admirably
-they had themselves under control in regard to the secret--of showing
-Fanny how they could hear Mrs. Burney talk at length about “Evelina,”
- while neither of them gave the least sign of ever having heard the name
-before. It was indeed disappointing that all their studied immobility
-should go for nothing.
-
-But Fanny knew that their secret could not possibly remain hidden for
-many more days. If the book was going into everybody's hands, her father
-would be certain to have it, and then--would he not know? Would not she
-be summoned into his presence and that of his wife--the lady of many
-responsibilities--and required to defend herself?...
-
-She fell asleep before she had come to any conclusion as to the line of
-defence that she should adopt.
-
-And in spite of the readiness of her sisters for any inquisition to
-which they might be summoned, they were startled--as was also Fanny
-herself--when, immediately after a rather silent and portentous
-breakfast, Mrs. Burney said:
-
-“Susy and Lottie, you may go to your duties. You, Fanny, will remain, as
-your father wishes to speak to you on a matter of some gravity.”
-
-So the long-expected hour had come, the three girls thought. By some
-accident unknown to them their secret was exposed, and Fanny was about
-to be called upon to explain, if she could, to the satisfaction of
-her father and her stepmother, how it came that she so far forgot the
-precepts of her upbringing as to write a novel quite in the modern
-spirit, though adopting a form which the master-touch of Mr. Samuel
-Richardson had hallowed.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIX
-
-|THE two girls left the room slowly, after sending in the direction of
-Fanny a glance which they meant should encourage her--a glance which
-should let her know that they were quite ready to share her punishment,
-should the worst come to the worst.
-
-Fanny replied to them with her eyes; and then prepared for the worst.
-
-It quickly came.
-
-“My dear daughter,” said Dr. Burney, when they were alone, Mrs. Burney
-in her chair at the head of the table. “My dear Fanny, I am no believer
-in leading by degrees up to such a communication as I have to make to
-you. I think that the sooner it is got over the better it will be
-for all whom it may concern. Well, this is it: Mr. Thomas Barlowe has
-written to me asking my permission for him to address you with a view to
-marriage.”
-
-He made a pause, looking at her to observe the effect of this
-revelation.
-
-And what he saw at first was a girl with a pale face and downcast eyes,
-awaiting, almost breathlessly, an accusation from which she shrank; but
-when he had spoken he saw a great change come over her. Not immediately,
-but gradually. It seemed to him that she had not fully realized the
-meaning of his words--that she was puzzled--trying to recall what he had
-said. Then the light seemed to dawn upon her. She flushed, and, after
-a few moments, threw back her head and went into a peal of laughter--a
-real schoolgirl's fit of laughter at something amazingly comic--the
-tumbling of a clown into a pool of water with a splash, or, perhaps, the
-slipping of a dignified beadle upon a butter slide. Her laughter went
-on for a long time, but without in the least suggesting hysteria--it
-was simply a girl's natural laughter on realizing the comic side of a
-situation which grown-up people would regard as extremely serious.
-
-Neither her father nor his wife could understand why she should receive
-in such a spirit an essentially serious communication--the most serious
-that any young woman could receive. They had not before them the
-ludicrous picture that presented itself to her imagination--a picture of
-the Roman Rauzzini on the one side and the Poultry Barlowe on the other,
-asking her to choose between them. It was this presentment, coming in a
-flash the moment she realized that the publishing of the book was not
-the question which she had to face, that forced her to yield to that
-long fit of laughter.
-
-Her father and stepmother sat stolidly by, but she knew that had she and
-her father been alone, he would at least have smiled with her.
-
-In a few minutes she had recovered herself sufficiently to be able to
-apologize for her levity.
-
-“I beg your pardon,” she said. “I am behaving like a goose, but I could
-not help it--something forced me--something that occurred to me--a funny
-thing. I am very sorry.”
-
-“There is nothing funny that I can see in the honourable request made by
-an honest young man, my dear Fanny,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-“No, no; nothing whatever; only--well, funny ideas will occur to foolish
-people like myself at the most serious moments,” said Fanny.
-
-“That is quite true, indeed,” said her father. “I have myself
-experienced what you say. Perhaps, after all, I should not have blurted
-out what I had to tell you--it came to you as a surprise, I doubt not.”
-
-“A great surprise, indeed,” she replied. “I cannot understand how Mr.
-Barlowe could ever fancy that I--that he--that--oh, I should have known
-what that terrible entertainment was meant to lead to--but when, in that
-clumsily marked way I was sent into the drawing-room with him alone, he
-began to talk of his uncle, the Aider-man--he said that the Alderman was
-quite approachable even in regard to ordinary people like ourselves--and
-then came his cousins--all of them remarkable! But you should have seen
-him slice away at the ham--the biggest ham I ever saw--it needed to
-be--such eating!”
-
-“The recollection of that no doubt made you laugh,” said Dr. Burney.
-“But, at the same time, you must remember that though the customs of
-the Poultry are not ours, still, they may be very reasonable
-customs--perhaps more reasonable than our own. It may suit us to dine as
-late as halfpast four and only to have a slice of cake with our tea; but
-business people find it more convenient to dine at one o'clock--it makes
-an equal division of their long working-day--so that a slice of ham----”
-
-“I know that is quite true, and I was not so foolish as to give myself
-airs because I had dined at half-past four and had no appetite for ham,”
- said Fanny; “but--oh, mother, you saw how foolishly formal was the whole
-thing.”
-
-“I said that I thought it quite unnecessarily formal,” replied Mrs.
-Burney, “and if I had had any notion that it was going to be like that
-I would certainly have given Mrs. Barlowe a hint. Still, Thomas is, I
-know, an excellent young man who has never given his parents an
-hour's uneasiness, and his intentions are honourable, and so should be
-honoured. If you have no tender regard for him at present that is no
-reason why, when you get accustomed to the thought of him as a suitor
-for your hand----”
-
-“Oh, mother, that is quite impossible!” cried Fanny. “How could I ever
-get accustomed to such a thought?”
-
-“I do not know why you should not,” replied Mrs. Burney. “He is a most
-worthy young man, and Mr. Barlowe's business is one of the best in
-the City. You must remember, my dear Fanny, that in these days a girl,
-unless she has a portion, runs a very great chance of becoming an old
-maid, so that no opportunity of settling down in a comfortable home
-should be neglected.”
-
-“That is perfectly true,” said Dr. Burney. “You will understand that we
-have no desire to force this or any match upon you, my dear child: so
-long as I have a house over my head you shall share it. But I am sure
-that you must know that I am a poor man to-day, although I have worked
-as hard at my profession as any living man, and I cannot provide you or
-your sisters with any portion. Heaven knows that if I had a fortune I
-would gladly divide it among you; but as it is, I think it right to tell
-you that you need expect nothing.”
-
-“Dearest father,” said Fanny, dissolving into tears, as she took his
-hand and kissed it, “I have never expected a fortune from you--not a
-penny piece. I know that I shall be portionless, and I daresay that Mr.
-Barlowe thinks himself generous in his proposal; but I could never bring
-myself to accept him--to look on him as a suitor. It would be quite
-impossible. If I thought it possible that I should ever have any
-affection for him, I might feel myself justified in encouraging him; but
-I know that it would be out of the question. I would prefer to go forth
-and beg my bread--nay, to starve.”
-
-“Then we shall pursue the matter no farther for the present,” said her
-father, kissing her on the forehead as she nestled close to him.
-
-“Yes, that is best--for the present,” acquiesced his wife. “Still, if
-you will be advised by me, my dear Fanny, you will remember that Mr.
-Barlowe is ready to address you knowing that you will be portionless,
-and if you bear that in mind, perhaps you will be surprised to find
-some' day, not so far distant, that the thought of him is not so
-repugnant to you. You are no longer a girl, and when one is midway
-between twenty and thirty every extra year counts in reducing one's
-chances of being settled in life. I could cite dozens of instances that
-I have known of young women being glad to accept at twenty-eight the
-suitors they scorned at twenty or even twenty-five. Oh, yes, the years
-come upon one and bring with them a clearer vision of life and love;
-frequently they bring regret for opportunities neglected. But we will
-not press the matter any farther--just now. I dare say the young man
-will submit to be put off--for a time.”
-
-“Nay, for ever,” said Fanny resolutely.
-
-“Oh, well,” said her stepmother.
-
-After a pause, during which Fanny seemed to be debating some matter
-in her mind, a little line showing itself along her forehead, she said
-slowly: “I do not think that I shall be a burden on you, dear father; I
-believe that one day I may be able to do something.”
-
-“Do not fancy that I would ever think of you as a burden, my dear
-child,” said her father. “But what do you mean by saying that you may
-one day do something?--some work, do you suggest?”
-
-“Something--I am fond of writing,” she murmured.
-
-He laughed gently, saying:
-
-“You are a very good girl, my love, and I know how much I am indebted to
-you for your admirable copying of my notes for the History; but do not
-let the idea take hold of you that such work is well paid. If you ever
-get in touch with a bookseller, he will tell you that the work of a
-copyist is very poorly paid.”
-
-“I was not thinking of copying,” murmured Fanny.
-
-“Of what then, pray?” he asked.
-
-“If I could but write a book,” she replied, with her eyes on the floor.
-
-“A book!” cried Mrs. Burney, who thought that she had been silent long
-enough. “A book!”
-
-“To be sure--to be sure,” said her father, in the indulgent tone of a
-parent humouring a child. “You might write a book--so might anyone who
-could pay for a ream of paper, a bottle of ink and a box of quills.
-You should speak to Mr. Newbery about it: he has printed many nursery
-stories since 'Goody Two Shoes.' You might indeed do something that the
-children would take a fancy to. Well, Francis Newbery is as honest a man
-as his uncle, and we may talk to him about it. By the by, did not you
-once tell me that you had written something, or that you were going to
-write something? You thought it proper to get my leave. I had forgotten
-that. Well, if it be a moral nursery story, we might interest Mr.
-Newbery in it.”
-
-“I do not think that it is quite wise to encourage a girl to neglect
-her useful household duties in order to compile some rubbish that no one
-would read,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-“Of course you will understand that you are not to neglect your
-household duties, Fanny,” said her father.
-
-“If she performs her household duties and sticks to her needlework,
-she will have no time left for scribbling rubbish,” cried Mrs. Burney,
-hastily.
-
-“She made a bonfire of all that childish nonsense long ago, and I hope
-that she will never be so foolish as to waste good paper and pens and,
-most precious of all, good time, over such exercises. That is all we
-have to say just now, I think--is it not, Doctor? I shall reply to Mr.
-Barlowe's letter--a most creditable letter--straightforward--honourable!
-I am only sorry that I cannot make the reply to it that it deserves.”
-
-She had opened the door and called for William, their manservant, to
-remove the breakfast things. Fanny lingered for a few minutes after she
-had risen from her chair. She had assumed from the moment she had begun
-to speak of writing, that her opportunity had come; if her stepmother
-had not interposed so hastily and so emphatically, she would have made
-her confession as to “Evelina,”, let the consequences be what they
-might; but now that the servant had come with his tray and her
-stepmother jingled her key-basket, she perceived that her chance was
-gone. She had a sense of sneaking out of the room.
-
-As she went slowly up the stairs she could hear the voice of her
-stepmother remonstrating with her father for having said something that
-she, Fanny, might regard as encouragement to waste her precious time in
-the pursuit of such folly as writing a book.
-
-She heard her father's little laugh as he explained (she was sure) that
-of course he had not been speaking seriously; but that he had not the
-heart to be severe upon her and her harmless scribbling.
-
-The author of “Evelina” went very slowly upstairs, and when she reached
-the work-room landing she found Susy and Lottie waiting for her, glowing
-with excitement. Susy was waving over her head what seemed to be a bulky
-pamphlet. Coming closer, Fanny saw that it was the chief of the literary
-reviews, which had apparently just arrived at the house.
-
-“A splendid column about 'Evelina,'” she whispered. “Not so good as
-it should be, but still splendid. Here it is. But why are you so glum?
-Surely they did not scold you now that the book is so great a success.”
-
-“They did not ask me to tarry in the room to charge me with
-double-dealing in regard to the book,” said Fanny. “They would not allow
-me to make my confession when I had the opportunity--the best that I
-shall ever have. 'Twas not my confession that was on the _tapis_, but
-quite another. That is why I look glum.”
-
-“Another--another confession? But what had either of them to confess?”
- cried Lottie.
-
-“Nothing. They didn't confess.”
-
-“But whose confession was it, then, if not theirs?” asked Lottie.
-
-“It was young Mr. Barlowe's,” said Fanny, with a lugubriousness that was
-quite comic. “Young Mr. Barlowe wrote to the padre to confess that
-he was passionately--madly--in love with me, and threatening to drown
-himself unless permission were given to him to address me--we all know
-how fervently young Mr. Barlowe would put his case--that was what I was
-summoned to listen to--the fiery letter--only it was too ardent for my
-ears: I was only told its purport.”
-
-“But who would ever have thought that he had it in him?” cried Susy.
-“Such impudence! I never dreamt that he could rise to such a height of
-impudence or I should have thought better of him.”
-
-“'Tis not too late yet, my child,” said Fanny. “You are at liberty to
-think as highly of Thomas as you please--or as it would please him.
-Please take over his blighted affections and it will be a weight off
-my mind. Now give me a chance of reading my splendid review--not that
-I care in the least what these foolish critics may say of me--I care
-nothing, I tell you, only if you do not let me see it at once I shall
-die at your feet.”
-
-“There it is,” said Susy, “a full column! The idea of anyone written
-of in such terms being proposed to by Thomas Barlowe! Such impudence
-indeed!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXX
-
-|THE levity shown by Fanny Burney and the flippancy of her phrases did
-not wholly conceal from her sisters all that she was feeling on the
-subject of the proposal to which she had referred with such lightness.
-She knew that while her father and her stepmother would not treat her
-with any marked disfavour on account of her rejection of the worthy
-young man who was ready to offer her a home, still Mrs. Burney at least
-regarded with great disfavour the nature of the answer which she had
-to send to the Poultry, and Fanny was very well aware of the ease with
-which so conscientious a guardian as Mrs. Burney could make her feel
-every day of her life what was Mrs. Burney's opinion of her rejection of
-an eligible young man.
-
-Fanny recognized the great merits of her stepmother, and she could look
-from her standpoint at most of the incidents of their daily life. In
-that household one mouth less to feed was worth consideration--the
-number of mouths to feed was a constant source of thought with Mrs.
-Burney, as was also the question of a provision for the future of all of
-them.
-
-Mrs. Burney would be fully justified in feeling cross with her, not
-being aware of the fact that another young man, compared with whom
-Thomas Barlowe was as the dust of the ground, was burning, with an
-ardour of which Thomas was incapable, to take her to himself and provide
-for her in a style undreamt of in the Poultry.
-
-But the worst of the matter was that she could not let her stepmother
-into this secret. She could not say that she was engaged to marry Signor
-Rauzzini, and she might leave herself open to the gravest rebuke for
-having listened to his protestations of devotion without obtaining the
-consent of either of her parents.
-
-And through all this tangle of reflections there ran the silken thread
-of consciousness that she was no longer the Fanny Burney who was
-regarded by her stepmother as the dunce, but Fanny Burney the writer of
-“Evelina,” to whom the most critical review had devoted a full column of
-adulation!
-
-That was what made her position so anomalous; and it was because she
-took the happenings of the previous days to heart that she went to bed
-with a shocking headache, and after a sleepless night was found on the
-verge of a fever. She was suffering from suppressed secrets; but the
-doctor did not know this. He prescribed James's Powders; and when these
-should have done all that they were meant to do--a small part of all
-that Dr. James and Mr. Newbery affirmed they would do--a change into the
-country.
-
-But several weeks had passed before she was strong enough to start on
-the latter and most essential portion of the prescription, and found
-herself in her own room in Mr. Crisp's isolated house at Chessington.
-
-Meantime, of course, she had no further news of the book, and she
-remained unconfessed, so far as the secret of its publication was
-concerned. Her sisters did not so much as mention its name or the name
-of Thomas Barlowe, so cleverly had they diagnosed the nature of her
-malady and so tactfully did they try to hasten her recovery.
-
-Her old friend Mr. Crisp had been her guide since her childhood. She
-always alluded to him as her second Daddy--so far as paternal influence
-was concerned she might have given him the foremost place. He it was who
-had led her on to embody in letters to him the daily incidents of
-her life, thus unconsciously setting the loom, as it were, in which
-“Evelina” was to be woven. He it was who became her teacher and her
-critic, and it was possibly because she feared his criticism of her work
-that she refrained from making a confidant of him from the first. She
-felt that she could face the public and the reviewers--it did not matter
-how they might receive the book, but she was too timid to submit it to
-the mature judgment of the man who had first put a pen in her hand. It
-was not on her own account that she refrained from giving him a chance
-of reading her book, but on his: she knew how hurt he would be if he
-found her book to be an indifferent one, and whether indifferent or not,
-how angry he would be if people did not buy it by the thousand.
-
-Now, however, that she found herself alone with him, she made up her
-mind to tell him all about it. She would choose her own time for doing
-this; but it would certainly be done before she returned to St. Martin's
-Street.
-
-But on the second day after her arrival at Ches-sington a parcel came
-for her, addressed by Susy. On opening it, she found it to contain two
-volumes of “Evelina.” The letter that was enclosed told her that Cousin
-Edward had called at the Orange Coffee House and found that a set
-had been left there at the instance of Mr. Lowndes, addressed to Mr.
-Grafton. Of these, Lottie had read the first two, which were now sent on
-to the author, but the third she had not finished, and hoped that Fanny
-would not mind her detaining it for a few days longer.
-
-This was really the first glimpse that the author had of her book in its
-binding. She had, in the name of Mr. Grafton, requested Mr. Lowndes
-to send a set of the volumes to the Orange Coffee House. But that was
-nearly three months ago, and until now Mr. Lowndes appeared not to have
-thought it worth his while to comply with the request. Now, however, it
-seemed to have occurred to him that the author of a book that everyone
-was talking about might be worth conciliating, and so he had directed a
-set of volumes to the Coffee House.
-
-At once Fanny made up her mind that she would pave the way, so to speak,
-for a full confession to Mr. Crisp.
-
-“Susy has sent me on two volumes of a new novel, lest I should feel
-dull,” she said. “As if I am not much more likely to feel dull in the
-company of a new novel than of my old Daddy!”
-
-“I thought that your stepmother prohibited the reading of novels, new or
-old, in your house,” said he.
-
-“Perhaps mamma did not know anything about this particular one,” replied
-Fanny; “besides, it is to be read in your house, not ours.”
-
-“So that the responsibility will be mine?” said he. “Mrs. Burney is
-only answerable to heaven for keeping your mind free from the baleful
-influence of novels, but I am in a worse case, for I am answerable to
-Mrs. Burney. And what is the name of the precious production?”
-
-“Let me see,” said Fanny, artfully referring to the title page. “Oh,
-yes: 'Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World.' Do you call
-that an alluring title?”
-
-“Too sentimental by half,” he replied. “But I have heard of the thing,
-and one of the reviews dealt with it some weeks ago.”
-
-“Praise or blame?”
-
-“Oh, foolish adulation for the great part; but not without a reasonable
-word here and there.”
-
-“The reasonable part you are sure must be the censorious? That is not
-fair to the poor author.”
-
-“Poor author? Yes, they are all poor authors nowadays. What's the name
-of this particular item of poverty?”
-
-“There is no name on the title page; but I hear that the writer was Mr.
-Anstey himself.”
-
-“What! another 'Bath Guide'!”
-
-“Sir Joshua Reynolds told mamma that he had remained up all night
-reading it.”
-
-“Poor Sir Joshua! His eyes are none too good at the best! And does Susy
-believe that the book which kept Sir Joshua awake is the best one to
-send you asleep? You came to Chessington, you know, to get as much as
-possible; 'Tired Nature's sweet restorer, balmy sleep!' the truest words
-that Shakespeare ever writ.”
-
-“What I propose to do is to try it upon you, my dear sir. I mean to give
-you a dose of it this evening, instead of gruel, and if it makes you
-sleep I will know that I may continue it for myself--it will be more
-wholesome than poppy or mandragora.”
-
-“Good! But I dare swear that it will be bad enough to keep me awake. You
-know that extremes meet in the case of books, as well as other matters;
-one keeps awake reading a good book, in expectancy of its undeveloped
-goodness; and reading a bad one, wondering how far the author can
-actually go in point of dullness.”
-
-“I have often thought that; but Susy has sent only two of the three
-volumes.”
-
-“So that we shall not be able to fathom the full depth of the author's
-dullness? We should be grateful to Susy--so should the author. Well, you
-shall begin after tea, while there is yet daylight: _Le livre ne vaut
-pas la chandelle._”
-
-“_Nous verrons_,” cried Fanny.
-
-And she started reading the book that same day, an hour before sunset.
-The room in which they sat was a small one with a window facing the west
-and overlooking a long stretch of billowy common. The spicy scent of
-the wallflowers in the little garden patch at the side of the house was
-wafted through the half-open lattice, and occasionally there came the
-sound of the ducks gabbling at the pool beyond the gate that shut off
-the house from the lane. It was a cloudless evening, and the sunset
-promised to be peach-like in its tender tints of pink and saffron with
-the curves of delicate green in the higher sky. Fanny sat at the window
-and the old man reclined at his ease upon the sofa.
-
-“I am giving myself every chance,” he said. “All that I ask of you, my
-Fannikin, is that you do not glance at me every now and again to see
-if I am still awake. If you do so, I shall never yield to so much as a
-doze.”
-
-“I promise faithfully to await your signal that you are alert,” said
-she.
-
-And so began one of the most delightful hours of her life.
-
-She was not a particularly good reader aloud when a book was casually
-put into her hands, but here she had before her a volume that she could
-almost have repeated verbatim, so that she soon found that she was just
-too fluent: she felt that if she went on at this rate his critical ear
-would tell him that she had every page by heart, and he would ask her
-for an explanation of so singular a thing as her being able to repeat
-so much of a book which she professed to have in her hands for the first
-time. She put a check upon her fluency, and though she did not go so
-far as to simulate stumbling over certain words, she neglected the
-punctuation now and again, and then went back upon some of the passages,
-causing him to give a little grumble and say:
-
-“Be careful, my dear; there's no need for haste: the evening is still
-young.”
-
-After that she was more careful--which is the same as saying she was
-more careless of adhering to the scheme she had adopted. She felt that
-as he had now been put off the scent, she might run along as she pleased
-without there being a chance of his suspecting anything through her
-showing herself familiar with passage after passage.
-
-Before she had got through more than a dozen pages she heard a creaking
-of the sofa--she trusted herself to glance in that direction and
-found that he was no longer reclining: he was sitting up and listening
-attentively. She continued reading without making a remark for a full
-hour. The sun had set, but the twilight was clear enough to allow of her
-seeing the print on the page before her for some time still; then the
-darkness seemed to fall all at once, and she laid the book down when she
-had come to the close of one of the letters.
-
-“Candles,” he said. “Candles! Upon my word, the world is right for once:
-the stuff is good. We must have candles. Candles, I say!”
-
-“Supper, say I,” cried Fanny. “I feel that I have need of bodily
-refreshment after such a task. Does it sound real to you, Daddy
-Crisp--all about the Young Lady who is about to enter the world?”
-
-“Not merely does it sound real, it is real--it is reality,” he replied
-quickly. “The man who wrote what you have read has something of the
-genius of--of--now whom does he resemble, think you?--Richardson here
-and there, and in places, Fielding, it seems to me.”
-
-“You suppose that 'tis written by a man?” she said.
-
-“Why, of course, 'tis the work of a man,” he replied. “Where is the
-woman living that is capable of writing a single page of that book?
-What, have I gone to so much trouble in training you to understand
-what is bad and what is good in writing, to so little purpose, that you
-should have a doubt as to the sex of what you have just read?”
-
-“The sex of a book--a novel?”
-
-“Why not? There are masculine books and there is feminine--trash. There
-you have the difference.”
-
-“And you do not consider this to be--trash?”
-
-“Will you get the candles, Miss Burney? It seems that you are sorely in
-need of illumination if you put that question to me seriously. Trash?
-Madam, you perceive that I am all eagerness to hear the rest of the
-story, and yet you put that silly question to me! Look you here, you
-rogue, cannot you see that the very fact of your putting such a question
-to me shows that the book is the work of a man? When a carefully trained
-woman such as you cannot yet discriminate between the good and the trash
-that is written, how would it be possible for a woman to write what you
-have read?”
-
-“You think there is nothing womanly in the book?”
-
-“There is nothing effeminate in the writing, so much is sure. There is
-plenty that is womanly in the book, because the man who wrote it knows
-how to convey to a reader a sense of womanliness to be in keeping with
-the character of the letters--that is what is meant by genius. A woman
-trying to produce the same effect would show the frill of her petticoat
-on every page. She would make the men's parts in the book as feminine as
-the women's. Now, no more chatter an you please, but get the candles.”
-
-“And Mrs. Hamilton will get our supper by their light.”
-
-Fanny tripped away, and was behind the door of the larder before she
-allowed the laughter which was pent up very close to her eyes to have
-its freedom. It was a very hearty laugh that she had, for there was a
-constant buzzing in her ears of the question:
-
-“What will he say when he learns the truth?”
-
-She was ready to dance her Nancy Dawson in delight at seeing the effect
-of the book upon the old man whom she loved--the man who was directly
-responsible for its existence. If Mr. Crisp had not taken trouble with
-her, encouraging her to write her letters to him in a natural style, the
-correspondence in “Evelina” would, she knew, be very different from what
-it was. So, after all, she reflected, he was right in pronouncing the
-book the work of a man; but he had no idea that he was the man who was
-responsible for it. That reflection of hers was as fully imbued with the
-true spirit of comedy as her anticipation of the effect that would be
-produced upon him by the revelation of the authorship.
-
-And that was why this young student of the human comedy was able to
-restrain herself from making the revelation to him at once: she had, as
-it were, a delicate palate for comedy, and it was a delight to her--the
-gratification of her natural vanity had nothing to do with it--to lead
-him on to commit himself more deeply every moment on the question of the
-sex of the writer. Oh, no; she had no idea of making any confession to
-him for the present. She would have many another chat with him before
-the moment for that _dénouement_ in the comedy should arrive.
-
-So she got the candles and the housekeeper laid the cold chicken and the
-plates on the supper-table, and Mr. Crisp set about mixing the salad in
-the manner he had acquired in Italy. And all the time they were engaged
-over the simple meal he was criticising what she had read, and he had
-scarcely a word to say about it that was not favourable. But he took
-care to protect himself in case he should be forced to retire from the
-position he had taken up.
-
-“A man is a fool to pronounce an opinion on a book before he has had
-the last page read to him,” he said. “I have only been touching upon the
-part that I have heard, and I say that it seems to me to be as good
-as anything I have read for years; but that is not saying that the
-remainder, or some portions of the remainder, may not be so greatly
-inferior as to compel me to pronounce unfavourably of the book as a
-whole. I have had instances of such inequality shown by many writers,
-and it may be that the writer of 'Evelina' will be added to the list,
-although he shows no sign of falling off up to your last page. Do not be
-hurried by me, my dear, but if you have indeed made up your mind to eat
-no cheese, Mrs. Hamilton can remove the _débris_, and unless you are
-tired, you will read me a few pages more.”
-
-She read until midnight. The only pauses that she made were when he
-trimmed the wicks of the candles. He commended her fluency. She
-had never read better in his hearing, he said. She showed that she
-understood what she was reading; and that, after all, was the greatest
-praise that could be given to anyone. He did not suggest the likelihood
-that she was tired.
-
-There was the sound of the bleating of lambs occasionally borne from the
-meadows beyond the little stream--the sound of an owl that came nightly
-about the house from the barn of the farm a few hundred yards away--the
-sound of a large moth bumping against the glass of the casement through
-which the candle-light shone. There was nothing to interrupt her in her
-delightful task until the church clock struck the hour of midnight.
-
-“Not another line,” she cried, jumping from her chair. “Poor Evelina!
-she will be the better for a sleep. When she awakens she may be able to
-see more clearly who are her true friends and who are not to be trusted.
-Good-night, dear Daddy; and receive my thanks for your attention.”
-
-“Give me the volume,” he said. “I usually awake before six, and so shall
-have a couple of hours of it before rising.”
-
-“You will not get it from me, sir,” she cried. “Captain Mervain knows
-the naval rule about drinking glass for glass, and let me tell you that
-the same rule holds in the matter of reading a book--chapter for chapter
-between us, sir; we shall finish as we have begun.”
-
-She blew him a kiss and ran upstairs to escape his protests: he shouted
-them after her from the foot of the stairs.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXI
-
-|THE next morning was a lovely one, and Fanny was feeding the ducks
-in the brook before eight o'clock. When she came into the house to
-breakfast she found Mr. Crisp in the porch.
-
-“You have given me a sleepless night,” he said. “I lay awake
-endeavouring to determine for my own satisfaction what would be the
-outcome of the girl's meeting that dreadful Branghton family. I worked
-out the story to its proper conclusion--so I thought--on my left side;
-but when I turned on my right I found that I had been grossly astray in
-all my fancies; and forthwith I set to work to put myself right. After
-an hour or two I thought I had succeeded, but, lo! a turn on my back and
-I saw that, as I planned it, the story would never come to an end. So
-I kept on until the dawn. Then I fell asleep, but only to find myself
-surrounded by demons, in the form of Branghtons, and a master devil
-wearing the epaulets of a naval officer, and he made for me with a
-horrid leer and a cry of Mervain! I awoke in a worse state than did the
-Duke of Clarence in the play, and I have not slept since. Oh, that
-little mischief, Susy! Wherefore did she send hither that magic book to
-be my undoing?”
-
-“Ah, sir, never before did I perceive the evil of novel reading,” she
-said. “I could not understand my mother's banning all such books, but
-now I see the wisdom of it. I now see how they tend to unsettle one.
-But it may not yet be too late to save you from the evil influence of
-'Evelina.' If I read no more of her story, you will soon forget her and
-all may be well.”
-
-“You will read no more? Good! Carry out your threat and I will e'en take
-the coach to London and buy a full set at Mr. Newbery's.”
-
-“At Mr. Newbery's? Ah, sir, that is a threat you could not carry out,
-however vindictive you might be.”
-
-“And why not, prithee? Think you I would begrudge the seven or eight
-shillings it would cost?”
-
-“Nay, sir; but if you went to Mr. Newbery you would probably find
-yourself treated badly by him if you accused him of publishing the book.
-'Tis Mr. Lowndes who is the guilty person.”
-
-“You will not put one to the humiliation of a journey to London all for
-a trumpery novel?”
-
-“Nay, not for a trumpery novel; but we were talking of 'Evelina.'”
-
-“I submit to the correction, my dear; and so now we are in perfect
-agreement, you will continue the story, if only to allay my sleepless
-speculations.”
-
-“I wonder how it will sound when read in the morning? I fear that it
-will be as dull as a play would seem in the garish light of day.”
-
-“Tell not that to me. There are novels of the morn as well as of
-the even, and I believe that the freshness of this one will be best
-appreciated in the brightness of such a morning as this. At any rate, we
-can but make a trial of it. If we find that it does not read well, you
-can lay it aside till the evening.”
-
-Fanny was delighted to find that he was as interested in her book as
-Susy had been; and the noon came and found her beginning the second
-volume to him, sitting by his side in the sunlight that bathed the
-little garden, and his attention never flagged. Once or twice, however,
-he grumbled, but her ear assured her that his grumble was not a critical
-one; it was only meant to censure the behaviour of the rude Captain
-Mervain.
-
-They were still in the garden when, shortly after noon, a chaise was
-heard in the lane: it appeared to be on its way to the house.
-
-“What! as I live 'tis mamma and my sisters come to pay us a visit,”
- cried Fanny, seeing a handkerchief waved to her from the window.
-
-“They shall be made welcome, for I cannot doubt that they have brought
-the third volume with them,” said Mr. Crisp, rising to receive his
-visitors.
-
-In this way the reading was interrupted, and indeed Fanny was rather
-glad of a respite. She had not risen from her chair since nine o'clock.
-A chance of stretching her limbs was very acceptable.
-
-Mrs. Burney and the girls had scarcely settled down to their cakes
-and sweet wine, after explaining that Dr. Burney had insisted on their
-taking this drive into the country, the day promised to be so fine, when
-Mr. Crisp turned to Susy, saying:
-
-“You wicked girl! What did you mean by sending us the two volumes of
-that vile novel to upset us poor country folk? And I hope you have not
-neglected to bring with you the third.” Poor Susy reddened and glanced
-at Fanny without trying to make any reply.
-
-“Eh, what is this?” cried the old man. “Do you mean to disclaim all
-responsibility for the act? Ah, 'tis too late for you to make such an
-attempt. The evil has been done. The poison has begun to work in our
-blood; and its effects can only be neutralized by the contents of the
-third volume. Say at once, I pray, if you have brought it.”
-
-“Do not trouble poor Susy with your tropes, sir,” said Fanny. “She
-cannot grasp your meaning, and only trusts that we have not gone mad. I
-suppose the road was as usual--half of it muddy and the rest dusty?”
-
-“I insist on hearing if the third volume is in the chaise,” said Mr.
-Crisp, firmly. “If it be not, then you may drive straight back to St.
-Martin's Street and return hither with it in time for Fannikin to read
-it to-night.”
-
-“Pray what book is it that you refer to, Mr. Crisp?” inquired Mrs.
-Burney.
-
-“What book, madam! As if there were more books than one printed this
-year! Why, Mrs. Burney, where have you been living all this time, that
-you have never heard of 'Evelina '?” cried he.
-
-“I have heard of little else save this 'Evelina' for some time past;
-but I have no time for reading novels, nor has any member of my family,”
- replied the lady.
-
-“I insisted on one member of your family finding the time yesterday
-and to-day, and the consequence is that she has gone through the first
-volume and part of the second since Susy was so obliging as to send
-them hither. I was in hopes that you had brought the third volume; but I
-perceive that we shall have to wait for it now.”
-
-Susy was examining very closely the pattern on her plate when Mrs.
-Burney turned to her, saying:
-
-“Does Mr. Crisp mean that you got that novel and sent it hither to
-Fanny?”
-
-“Only part of it--no more than two volumes,” said Susy quickly, as
-though anxious to submit extenuating circumstances to the notice of her
-stepmother.
-
-“Did you get it at Hill's library, or where?” inquired Mrs. Burney.
-
-“I did not get it at a library,” replied Susy slowly, as a reluctant
-witness might answer an incriminating question.
-
-“What, did you buy it? Did you spend your money on it?” cried Mrs.
-Burney, with a note of amazement not free from anxiety.
-
-“Oh, no; I did not buy it,” said Susy.
-
-“How did it come into your hands, then--tell me that?”
-
-“Cousin Edward brought it for Fanny.”
-
-“And you read the first two volumes and are now reading the third?”
-
-“Nay, mamma, 'tis I that was led by my curiosity,” said Lottie hastily.
-
-“Though you have often heard me protest against the vice of novel
-reading? I wonder at you, Lottie. I am shocked that you should so yield
-to a vulgar temptation,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-“Nay, my dear madam, you must not talk of our dear 'Evelina' as if she
-were an everyday person,” said Mr. Crisp. “On the contrary, she is a
-most interesting young lady, and if I do not soon learn what happens
-to her now that she has formed some very dubious intimacies, I shall be
-inconsolable. Have you read the book, Mrs. Burney?”
-
-“Not I indeed,” replied Mrs. Burney, with more than a suggestion of
-indignation that such a charge should be brought against her. “I have
-heard enough about that book during the past month to prevent me from
-having any wish to read it, even if I were a novel reader, which I
-certainly deny. I am ashamed that any member of my household should so
-far forget her duty as to read such stuff.”
-
-“Come, come, my dear lady, you must remember that there are novels and
-novels,” said Mr. Crisp. “I have heard you praise Mr. Richardson, have I
-not?”
-
-“Mr. Richardson was a genius and a great moral writer, sir, as well.”
-
-“The two are not invariably associated. But what if I tell you that
-this new book is worthy of being placed between 'Clarissa Harlowe' and
-'Pamela'?”
-
-“You will not do so gross an injustice to the memory of a great man, I
-am sure. But, if you please, we will discuss this no longer. No matter
-what this 'Evelina' may be, the fact remains that I gave a command that
-our home should be free from the taint of novel reading, and my wishes
-have been secretly ignored. I should not wonder if Fanny had encouraged
-Edward to procure the book for her.”
-
-“I cannot deny it,” said Fanny in a low voice. “'Twas my doing
-altogether. All the blame should rest on my shoulders--yes, from the
-first--the very first--from the title page on to 'Finis.'”
-
-“And your delinquency has given me greater pleasure than I have derived
-from other people's rectitude,” said Mr. Crisp. Then he turned to Mrs.
-Burney.
-
-“Dear madam, you must forgive our Fannikin for her misdemeanour. If
-you had but read the book for yourself you would feel as I do on the
-subject. 'Tis the most fascinating story----”
-
-“That is, I hold, the worst of the matter,” said Mrs. Burney. “The more
-fascinating the novel, the more dangerous it is, and the greater reason
-there is why it should be excluded from every honest home. A dull story
-may do but little harm. One might reasonably tolerate it even among a
-household of young girls, but a clever one--a fascinating one, as you
-call this 'Evelina,' should never be allowed to cross the threshold.
-But, by your leave, sir, we will talk no more upon a question on which I
-know we shall never agree.”
-
-“That is the most satisfactory proposal that could be made,” said Mr.
-Crisp, bowing. “I will only add that since you are so fully sensible
-of the danger of a delightful book in your house, you will take prompt
-measures to prevent the baleful influence of 'Evelina' from pervading
-your home, by despatching the third volume to me without delay. The
-third volume of such a novel may in truth be likened to the match in
-the barrel of gunpowder: 'tis the most dangerous part of the whole. The
-first two volumes are like the gunpowder--comparatively innocent, but
-the moment the third volume is attached--phew! So you would do well
-not to delay in getting rid of such an inflammatory composition, Mrs.
-Burney.”
-
-“I promise you that you shall have it at once, sir,” said Mrs. Burney.
-“And I trust that you will not allow the first and second to return to
-my house. A barrel of gunpowder may be as innocent as you say, so long
-as the match is withheld, but still I have no intention of turning our
-home into a powder magazine.”
-
-That was the last reference made to “Evelina” while Mrs. Burney and the
-two girls remained at Chessington. They went away so as to be back
-in St. Martin's Street in time for dinner; but the moment they
-were together in the chaise Mrs. Burney burst out once more in her
-denunciation of the vice of novel reading. From her general treatment
-of the theme she proceeded--as the girls feared she would--to the
-particular instance of its practice which had just come under her
-notice. She administered to poor Susy a sound scolding for having
-received the book from her cousin Edward in secret, and another to poor
-Lottie for having ventured to read it without asking leave. The girls
-were soon reduced to tears, but not a word did they say in reply. They
-were loyal to their sister and her secret with which they had been
-entrusted. Not a word did either of them utter.
-
-The drive home on that lovely afternoon was a dreary one, especially
-after Mrs. Burney had said:
-
-“I fear that this duplicity has been going on for a long time in our
-house. Yes, I have noticed more than once an exchange of meaning glances
-between you and Fanny, and sometimes, too, when your cousin Edward was
-in the room. It seemed to me that you had some secret in common which
-you were determined to keep from me. I said nothing at that time, for
-though my suspicions were awakened, yet I thought it best to take the
-most favourable view of the matter, and I assumed that the secret--if
-there was a secret--was an innocent one--such as girls in a family may
-share among themselves about some trifling thing; but now I have no
-doubt that your glances and your winks and your elbowings had to do with
-the smuggling of books into the house for your surreptitious reading. I
-am ashamed of you. It hurts me deeply to find that, after all the care I
-have taken to preserve you in innocence of the world and its wickedness,
-you have been behaving with such duplicity. I shall, of course, think
-it my duty to let your father know what I have found out, and he may be
-able to suggest some means of preventing a repetition of such conduct.”
-
-The poor girls dared not even look at each other for mutual sympathy,
-lest such glances should be interpreted by their mother as a further
-attempt to pursue the scheme of duplicity with which she had charged
-them. They could only sit tearful and silent until they were once again
-in St. Martin's Street. They longed to rush upstairs together to their
-room and mingle their tears in a sisterly embrace before determining
-how they should meet their stepmother's charges in the presence of their
-father.
-
-But Mrs. Burney was too astute a strategist to permit them to consult
-together.
-
-“Is your master within?” she inquired of William, the man-servant, who
-opened the door for them.
-
-“He is in the library, madam, with Mrs. Esther,” replied the man.
-
-“So much the better,” said Mrs. Burney to the girls. “We shall go
-directly to him, and your sister Esther will be present.”
-
-She made them precede her to the room that was called the library. Dr.
-Burney and Hetty were laughing together across the table--the sound of
-their merriment had been heard by the girls before the door was opened.
-But at the portentous gravity of the entrance of Mrs. Burney her husband
-became grave.
-
-“You have returned early,” he said, “and--good heavens! you have been
-weeping--you do not bring bad news--Fanny has not had a relapse?”
-
-“Fanny is quite well; but I bring you bad news,” replied Mrs. Burney.
-“You will, I am sure, regard it as the worst possible news when I tell
-you that she, as well as her sisters here, have been guilty of the
-grossest disobedience--a conspiracy of disobedience, I may call it.”
-
-“I am amazed--and grieved,” said he. “But I can scarcely believe that,
-brought up as they have been----”
-
-“They do not deny it,” said she. “I only discovered by chance that, in
-defiance of our rule against novel reading, they been have trafficking
-with their cousin Edward to procure novels for their secret reading, and
-the latest they smuggled into the house is that one called 'Evelina'--I
-actually found Fanny reading the book to Mr. Crisp, and her sisters
-admitted----”
-
-“But what did Fanny admit?” he cried.
-
-“She admitted that Edward had procured the book at her request,” replied
-his wife. “Was not that enough?”
-
-“Not half enough--not a quarter enough, considering that it was Fanny
-who wrote 'Evelina' with her own hand and under our very noses without
-our suspecting it,” said Dr. Burney quietly.
-
-Mrs. Burney looked at him dumbly for more than a whole minute. There was
-silence in the room.
-
-Then she sat slowly down on the nearest chair, still keeping her eyes
-fixed upon him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXII
-
-|DOCTOR BURNEY sat for a long time staring at a point high above his
-wife's head. The eldest daughter, Hetty, standing at the other side of
-the writing-table, was radiant; her eyes were dancing. The two others
-were standing together--huddled together, it might be said, for they
-suggested a pair of lambs recently frightened--doubtful of what is going
-to happen next and feeling that the closer they are to each other the
-safer they will be.
-
-“Did you ever hear of anything so funny?” said Hetty, glancing around
-and still radiant.
-
-Her father got upon his feet.
-
-“And she was the only one that never had any attention,” said he, as if
-he had not heard Hetty's remark. “Fanny was left to make her own way as
-pleased her best--no one troubled about her education. She was left
-to pick up knowledge as best she could--the crumbs that fell from the
-others' table--that was how she picked up French when the others came
-back from school, and now she speaks it with the best of them... And
-so shy! Tell me, if you can, how she got her knowledge of things--the
-things in that book--the pictures red with life--the real life-blood of
-men and women--love--emotion--pathos--all that make up life--and don't
-forget the characterization--that's what seems to me all but miraculous.
-Hogarth--we all know that Hogarth drew his characters and fitted them
-into his pictures because he made it a point to walk among them and look
-at them with observant eyes; but tell me, if you can, what chance that
-child had of seeing anything; and yet she has filled her canvas, and
-every bit is made up of firm, true drawing. That is the chief wonder.”
-
-He spoke evidently under the impulse of a great excitement at first, not
-looking at anyone in particular--just skimming them all with his eyes
-as he paced the room. But he seemed gradually to recover himself as
-he talked, and he appeared to address his last words to his wife. This
-assisted her to recover herself also--a minute or so in advance of him.
-
-“You seem to be sure that Fanny wrote it,” she said, when he had done.
-“Is it fair to condemn her before you make sure?”
-
-Everyone looked at Mrs. Burney; but only her husband laughed.
-
-“Condemn her--condemn her for having written the finest novel since
-Fielding?” he said, with the laugh still on his face. There was no laugh
-on hers; on the contrary, its expression was more serious than ever.
-
-“A novel is a novel,” she said. “I told Mr. Crisp--but that was
-only about the reading of novels--the cleverer they are the more
-mischievous--dangerous--even the reading--I never dreamt of her going
-so far as to write one, clever or otherwise. But a novel is still a
-novel--she must have neglected her duties in the house, though I failed
-to observe it... and sending it to a bookseller without saying a word to
-us! Who would have believed that a young woman with her training--”
-
-“It flashed across me when I read the verses addressed to myself at the
-beginning that she had asked my permission some months ago, and that
-I had given it--I did so laughing at the poor child's credulousness in
-believing that any bookseller would print it for her and pay her for the
-privilege--the privilege of making a thousand pounds out of her book.”
-
-“What! are you serious?--a thousand pounds, did you say?”
-
-“Mr. Lowndes will make more than a thousand pounds by the sale of the
-book--Hetty tells me that he only paid Fanny twenty for it.”
-
-“What is the world coming to--a fortune in a single book! And we talked
-about her being portionless, when all the time she was more richly
-endowed than all the rest of the family; for if she has written one
-book, she can certainly write another equally remunerative. 'Perhaps she
-has another ready for the printers.”
-
-Mrs. Burney was blessed with the capacity to look at matters,
-however artistic they might be, from the standpoint of the practical
-housekeeper. The mention of so sonorous a sum as a thousand pounds
-caused the scales of prejudice to fall from the eyes through which she
-had regarded the act of authorship, and at that instant she perceived
-that it should not be thought of as a delinquency but as a merit.
-
-And, after all, it appeared that the girl had obtained the permission of
-her father to print it--that put quite a different complexion upon the
-transaction, did it not?
-
-And a thousand pounds--that appealed to the good sense of a practical
-person and swept away the last cobweb of prejudice that she had had
-respecting novels and their writers.
-
-“Has she another book written, think you?” she inquired in a tone full
-of interest. “Of course we shall see that she gets a better share of Mr.
-Lowndes' thousand pounds than she did for her first.”
-
-“She has not written a line since 'Evelina,'” said Esther. “To be sure,
-I have not been her _confidante_ since I got married, but I know that
-she was so frightened at the thought of what she had done that she would
-not write another page.”
-
-“Frightened! What had she to be frightened about?” cried Mrs. Burney in
-a tone of actual amazement.
-
-“Goodness knows,” said Esther with a laugh.
-
-The sound of the dinner-bell coming at that moment had about it also
-something of the quality of a long, loud, sonorous outburst of laughter
-with a cynical tinkle at the last.
-
-The group in that room dissolved in all directions with exclamations of
-dismay at being overtaken by the dinner-hour so unprepared.
-
-“It is all over now,” said Susy to Lottie, when they were alone in their
-room. “I was afraid when she ushered us so formally into the library
-that we would be forced to tell our secret.”
-
-“I made up my mind that no torture of the rack or wild horses would
-unseal my lips,” said Susy, earnestly. “Do you know, Lottie, I feel
-quite lonely without our secret.”
-
-“It is just the same with me, dear,” said Lottie. “I feel as if I were
-suddenly cut off from some great interest in life--as if I had gone
-downstairs one morning and found that someone had stolen the piano. I
-wonder if it was Hetty who told the padre.”
-
-“Make haste and we shall soon learn all,” said Susy.
-
-Before they had finished dinner they learned from their father how he
-had got to the bottom of the secret that they had so cherished.
-
-He had gone as usual to give a music lesson to Queenie Thrale, and when
-partaking of some refreshment before setting out for London, Mrs. Thrale
-had talked to him in terms of the highest praise of “Evelina.” She had
-read the book twice over, she told him, and had lent it to Dr. Johnson,
-who could talk of nothing else. Then Mrs. Cholmondeley had arrived on a
-visit to Thrale Hall, and she, too, was full of praise of the book. She,
-too, had lent her copy to someone else--to no less important a person
-than Mr. Edmund Burke, and he had declared himself as greatly captivated
-by it as his friend Sir Joshua Reynolds had been. Everybody was
-talking about it, and the question of the authorship had been as widely
-discussed as before; Mrs. Cholmondeley had declared that she would give
-twenty guineas to find out for certain who it was that had written the
-book.
-
-Mrs. Thrale had thereupon suggested that Dr. Burney was in a better
-position than most people for solving the mystery, going about as he was
-from one part of the town to another and being in close touch with all
-manner of people.
-
-“But I had not, as you know, so much as read the book for myself--I
-seemed to be the only one in town who had not done so--and on getting
-home I sent William post haste to Mr. Lowndes to purchase a set. This
-done, I sat down to peruse the first volume. The page opened on the Ode;
-it lay beneath my eyes, and I tell you truly that I did not seem to read
-it: I seemed to hear Fanny's voice reading the verses in my ear, and
-the truth came upon me in a flash--incredible though it appeared, I knew
-that it was she who had written the book. Hetty came in before my eyes
-were dry--she saw the volume in my hand, and she understood all. 'You
-know,' was all that she said. I think that the greatest marvel was the
-keeping of the secret of the book! To think of its being known to four
-girls and never becoming too great for them to bear!”
-
-He was appealing to his wife, but she only nodded a cold acquiescence in
-his surprise. She remained silent, however, and this was something to be
-grateful for, the girls thought: they knew just what she was thinking,
-and they also knew that if they had some little trouble in keeping their
-secret, she had very much more in restraining herself from uttering some
-comment upon their reticence--their culpable reticence, she would
-think it. They could see that she was greatly displeased at having been
-excluded from their secret, since such an exclusion had forced her into
-a false position more than once--notably in the presence of Mr. Crisp,
-when she had become the assailant of novels and novel reading generally,
-and also when she had scolded them on their return in the chaise. But
-they were good girls, and they were ready to allow that they were in the
-wrong, even though they did not think so: that is what really good girls
-do in their desire for peace in their homes. And Lottie and Susy made
-up their minds that should their stepmother tax them with double-dealing
-and deceit, they would not try to defend themselves. The reflection that
-they had kept their sister's secret would more than compensate them for
-any possible humiliation they might suffer at Mrs. Burney's hands.
-
-All that Mrs. Burney said at the conclusion of her husband's further
-rhapsody about the marvel of Fanny's achievement, considering how she
-had been generally thought the dunce of the family, was comprised in a
-few phrases uttered in a hurt tone:
-
-“While no one is more pleased than myself to witness her success, I
-cannot but feel that she would have shown herself possessed of a higher
-sense of her duty as a daughter if she had consulted her father or his
-wife in the matter,” she said.
-
-“That may be true enough,” said Dr. Burney; “but if she had done so,
-would she have achieved her purpose any more fully than she has, I ask
-you? No, my dear, I do not feel, with any measure of certainty, that I
-would have gone far in my encouragement of her efforts, nor do I think
-that you would have felt it consistent with your principles to do so.”
-
-“I was only referring to the question of a simple girl's duty in regard
-to her parents,” said Mrs. Burney.
-
-“And your judgment on that point is, I am certain, unassailable,” said
-he. “But here we have a girl who is no simple girl, but a genius; and
-I think that a good deal of latitude should be allowed to a genius--a
-little departure from the hard and fast line of the duties expected from
-a simple girl may be permitted in such a one as Fanny.”
-
-“Well, she has succeeded in her aims--so much is plain,” said Mrs.
-Burney. “But I hope that should any of her sisters set about a similar
-enterprise----”
-
-But the ringing laughter that came from the sisters, their father
-joining in with great heartiness, saved the need for her to complete
-her sentence. At first she felt hurt, but she quickly yielded to the
-exuberant spirit that pervaded the atmosphere of the room, and smiled
-indulgently, after the manner of a staid elderly lady who is compelled
-to take part in the romp of her girls and boys at Christmas time.
-
-She continued smiling, and the others continued laughing, and this
-spirit of good humour was maintained until bedtime.
-
-The girls knew that they would not be scolded for their participation
-in Fanny's secret; for Fanny by her success had justified any amount of
-double-dealing. If Fanny had made a fool of herself they would feel
-that they deserved to participate in her scolding; but success is easily
-pardoned, and so they rightly counted upon a general amnesty. What was
-it that their father had said about a thousand pounds?
-
-They went to bed quite happy, in spite of being deprived of the fearful
-joy of having a secret to keep.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIII
-
-|DR. BURNEY had given instructions that Fanny was not to be communicated
-with at Chessington until he had seen her; but that the third volume
-of the book was to be sent to Mr. Crisp without delay. He was to go to
-Streatham again in two days' time, and thence to Chessington, where he
-would make Mr. Crisp aware of the identity of the writer of “Evelina.”
-
-He anticipated an interesting hour with Mr. Crisp, but a very much more
-interesting half-hour with Mrs. Thrale; for he meant, of course, to lose
-no time in letting that lady into the secret: he knew that she would
-make the most of the information he could impart to her; to be the first
-to learn what all her friends were striving to learn would at once place
-her above Mrs. Cholmondeley, who was willing to pay twenty guineas for
-the knowledge, and even Mrs. Montagu, who was inclined to patronize
-Mrs. Thrale and a good many other ladies, in spite of the fact that Dr.
-Johnson dined usually five days out of every week with Mrs. Thrale,
-but had only dined once with Mrs. Montagu since she had gone to her new
-house.
-
-Dr. Burney was well aware how valuable the Thrale connection was to him;
-a teacher of music is apt to look with sparkling eyes at a houseful of
-girls whose father possesses the possibilities of such wealth as was
-defined by Dr. Johnson in this particular case as beyond the dreams
-of avarice. Dr. Burney had a very nice judgment on the subject of an
-influential connection, and so was delighted to have a chance of doing
-a signal good turn to so deserving a patroness as Mrs. Thrale. Yes,
-he felt sure that his half-hour at Streatham Hall would be the
-most interesting of the many half-hours he had spent under the same
-hospitable roof.
-
-And he was not mistaken in his surmise.
-
-Mrs. Thrale had, as usual, several friends coming to partake of an early
-repast with her; and Dr. Burney had pictured to himself the effect of
-his announcement to the company that his daughter had written the book
-upon which he was pretty sure the conversation would turn--indeed, he
-felt that he would be greatly surprised if the conversation did not
-immediately rush to the question of “Evelina” and remain there for the
-rest of the afternoon; for the enterprising ladies would doubtless
-bring with them some fresh suggestions or new cues to its authorship.
-He pictured himself allowing them to go on for some time until perhaps a
-statement would be made which he should have to contradict point-blank.
-They would all look at him in surprise. What did he know about the
-matter? Was he interested in the question? Had he found out anything?
-
-How he would smile while saying quietly:
-
-“Well, I am more or less interested in the matter, the fact being that
-'Evelina' is the work of my daughter, Fanny Burney!”
-
-That would be, he thought, a fitting moment in which to divulge the
-secret; he saw the whole scene clearly before him.
-
-But before he had reached his destination that intuition of what would
-commend itself to a patron which had been so important an auxiliary to
-his ability in placing him above his rivals in his profession, overcame
-his desire to play the most important part in a dramatic scene; he
-perceived that such a rôle should be taken by an influential patroness,
-and not by himself. Thus it was that when Mrs. Thrale was giving him a
-cup of chocolate after his journey he smiled, saying:
-
-“I was greatly interested in the conversation between Mrs. Cholmondeley
-and the other ladies when I was last here.”
-
-“About 'Evelina'?” she inquired. “Ah, I wonder if Mrs. Cholmondeley has
-yet paid over her twenty guineas to the discoverer of the author. It
-seems that he has as arduous a task in regard to 'Evelina' as Raleigh
-had in regard to his El Dorado.”
-
-“So it would appear,” said Dr. Burney. “Let us hope that his efforts
-will be more highly valued than those of poor Sir Walter. Have you
-yourself no suspicions on the subject, madam?”
-
-“Oh, suspicions? There have been as many suspicions set going on this
-subject within the month as would be entertained only by the most
-imaginative Bow Street runner. For my own part, I maintain that the book
-could only have been writ by our friend Horace Walpole. He found that
-his 'Otranto' excited so much curiosity when published without a name,
-he came to the conclusion that he would produce another novel with
-the same amount of mystery attached to it. The only point against this
-assumption is that----”
-
-“That the book was assuredly written by another person,” said Burney,
-smiling in a way that he designed to be somewhat enigmatical.
-
-Mrs. Thrale tried to interpret his smile.
-
-“What!” she exclaimed, “you have formed another theory--you--you have
-heard something since you were last here?”
-
-“Not something, madam--not a mere something, but everything--everything
-that is to be known regarding the writer of that book.”
-
-“Is't possible? Who is your informant?--the value of all that you have
-heard is dependent upon the accuracy of your informant.”
-
-“The book was written by the person whom I fancied I knew best of all
-the people in the world, and yet the last person whom I would believe
-capable of such a feat. The author of the book--I am the author of her
-being--she is none other than my daughter Fanny.”
-
-Mrs. Thrale sat staring at him, one arm resting upon the table, her lips
-parted as if about to utter an exclamation of surprise, but unable to do
-so by reason of her surprise.
-
-More than a minute had passed before she was able to speak, and then she
-could do no more than repeat his words.
-
-“Your daughter Fanny--your daughter--but is not Fanny the little shy
-one that goes into a corner when you have company?” she asked, in a
-tone that suggested that she had heard something too ridiculous to be
-believed.
-
-“She is that one, madam,” he replied. “It would seem as if the corner
-of a room has its advantages in enabling one to observe life from a
-true standpoint. Two eyes looking out from a corner with a brain behind
-them--there you have the true writer of a novel of life and character.
-Poor Fanny! How often have not I talked of her as 'poor Fanny'? She had
-no education except what she contrived to pick up haphazard--a sweet
-child--a lovable daughter, but the last person in the world to be
-suspected of such a book as 'Evelina.'”
-
-“You are sure, sir--you have seen--heard--you know?”
-
-“Beyond any doubt. Her sisters were let into the secret, but neither
-of her parents. I know now why that was--no want of duty--no lack of
-respect--she began the book for her own amusement, and it grew under
-her hand; she sent it to a bookseller, more as a jest than in the belief
-that anything would come of it, and up to the last it was treated by
-her and her sisters as a schoolroom mystery--a nursery secret--and
-Mrs. Burney and I were kept out of it solely because we were not of the
-nursery or the schoolroom. And when it became a serious matter we were
-excluded because they were afraid to reveal it to us--Fanny herself,
-dear child!--feared that we would be concerned if it were stillborn. It
-was only when it was at the point of being published by Mr. Lowndes that
-she came to me saying that she had been writing something and wanted
-my leave to send it forth, promising that no name would appear upon the
-title page. I gave my leave with a smile, and when I had my laugh at the
-innocence of the girl in fancying that any bookseller would pay for the
-printing of what she might scribble, I forgot all about the matter. It
-was only when I sent for the book and read the Ode addressed to myself
-that I seemed to hear Fanny's voice speaking the words in my ear--I told
-the others so when they returned from visiting her at Chessington. But
-meantime Esther had come to me, and she told me all that was known to
-her about the book and its secret.”
-
-“The most wonderful story ever known--more wonderful than the story of
-Evelina herself!” cried Mrs. Thrale. “How people--Mrs. Cholmondeley and
-the rest--will lift up their hands! Who among them will believe it all
-possible? List, my dear doctor, you must bring her to me in the first
-instance--all the others will be clamouring for her to visit them--I
-know them! You must bring her to me without delay--why not to-day? I can
-easily send a chaise for her--a coach if necessary. Well, if not to-day,
-to-morrow. I must have her here. We will understand each other--she and
-I; and Dr. Johnson will be with us--quite a little company--for dinner.
-You will promise me?”
-
-“Be assured, dear madam, that there is no house apart from her home
-where I feel she would be happier than in this,” said Dr. Burney. “She
-has often expressed the warmest admiration for you, and I know that her
-dearest wish is to be on terms of intimacy with you.”
-
-“The sweet girl! she shall have her dearest wish gratified to the
-fullest extent, sir. You will bring her as early to-morrow as it suits
-you. Good heavens! to think of that dear retiring child taking the town
-by storm! Dr. Johnson wrote to me no later than last evening, expressing
-once more his delight in reading the book, and Mr. Burke, too--but you
-heard about Mr. Burke. I will never forget your courtesy in telling me
-first of all your friends that she was the author, dear doctor.”
-
-“If not you, madam, whom would I have told?”
-
-“I shall be ever grateful. You will give me leave to make the revelation
-to my friends who will be here to-day?”
-
-“It is open for you to tell them all that I have told you, my dear
-madam; and you may truthfully add that if the writing of the book will
-bring her into closer intimacy with Mrs. Thrale, the author will feel
-that it has not been written in vain.”
-
-He made his lowest bow on rising from the table to receive his pupil,
-who entered the room at that moment.
-
-He had confidence that he was right in his intuition that his patroness
-would act with good effect the rôle which he had relinquished in
-her favour, when her friends would arrive in another hour for their
-“collation;” and he was ready to allow that none could have played the
-part more neatly than she did when the time came to prove how much
-better-informed she was than the rest of the world. She might have been
-possessed of the knowledge that Miss Burney was the writer of “Evelina”
- from the first, from the easy and natural way in which she said:
-
-“Pray do not trouble yourselves telling me what Mrs. Cholmondeley said
-to Mr. Lowndes, or what Mr. Lowndes said to someone else about the
-writer of the novel; for it happens that I know, and have known for--for
-some time the name of the author.”
-
-There were a few little exclamations of surprise, and a very pretty
-uplifting of several pairs of jewelled hands at this calm announcement.
-
-“Oh, yes,” she continued, “the writer is a friend of my own, and the
-daughter of one of my most valued friends, and if any people talk to you
-in future of 'Evelina' being the work of Mr. Walpole or Mr. Anstey or
-any man of letters, pay no attention to these astute investigators, but
-tell them that I said the book is the work of Miss Fanny Burney, one of
-the daughters of the celebrated Dr. Charles Burney, himself the author
-of a 'History of Music' that will live so long as the English language
-has a literature of its own.”
-
-Mrs. Thrale did it all with amazing neatness, Dr. Burney thought; and
-the attempt that she made to conceal the expression of triumph in the
-glance that she gave to her guests let him know that his tact had been
-exercised in the right direction. Mrs. Thrale was not the woman to
-forget that he had given her such a chance of proving to her friends how
-intimate was her association with the literary history of the day. She
-had been for several years the patroness of Dr. Johnson, who had written
-the best dictionary, and now she was about to take under her protection
-Miss Burney, who had written the best novel. He knew that Mrs. Thrale
-was almost as glad to be able to reveal the secret of “Evelina” as if
-she had written the book herself.
-
-And everyone else at the table felt that Mrs. Thrale was indeed an
-amazingly clever woman; and wondered how Mrs. Cholmondeley would feel
-when she had learned that she had been forestalled in her quest after
-the information on which she had placed a value of twenty guineas.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIV
-
-|IT had all come to her now. She had had her dreams from time to time
-when working at her novel--dreams of recognition--of being received on
-terms of equality by some of the lesser literary people who had visited
-the house in St. Martin's Street, and had gone away praising the musical
-talents of her sisters, but leaving her unnoticed. Her aspirations had
-been humble, but it seemed to her so stupid to be stupid in the midst of
-a brilliant household, that she longed to be able to do something that
-would, at least, cause their visitors of distinction to glance into her
-corner and recognize her name when it was spoken in their hearing.
-That was all she longed for at first--to be recognized as “the one who
-writes,” as people recognized “the one who plays.” But since Signor
-Rauzzini had come upon the scene her ambitions had widened. She dreamt
-not merely of recognition, but of distinction, so that he might be proud
-of her, and that she might not merely be spoken of as the wife of the
-Roman singer. That dream of hers had invariably been followed by a
-feeling of depression as she reflected upon the improbability of its
-ever being realized, and if it should not be realized, all hope of
-happiness would pass from her life. Thus it was that for some months she
-had lived with the cold finger of despair constantly pressing upon her
-heart. She was so practical--so reasonable--that she could never yield
-herself up to the fascination of the Fool's Paradise of dreams; she was
-ready to estimate her chances of literary success, and the result of
-the operation was depressing. How could any young woman who had seen so
-little of life, and who had been so imperfectly educated, have any hope
-to be received as a writer of distinction? What claim to distinction
-could such a girl as she advance in the face of the competition that was
-going on around her in every branch of distinctive work?
-
-For some months her good sense and her clear head were her greatest
-enemies; evermore bringing her back to the logic of a life in which
-everything is represented by figures, from a great artistic success to
-a butcher's bill--a life in which dreams play a part of no greater
-significance than the splendid colours clinging about the West in the
-unalterable routine of the setting sun.
-
-Many times she had awakened in the night to weep as she felt the
-bitterness of defeat; for her book had been given to the world and the
-world had received it as the sea receives a stone that is flung upon its
-surface. That simile of the stone and the sea was constantly recurring
-to her, and every time she saw that it was weak--that it fell short of
-meeting her case, for her book had made no stir whatsoever in the world,
-whereas a stone, however small it might be, could not be given to the
-sea without creating some stir on the surface of the waters.
-
-And then, quite unexpectedly, had come a whisper from the world to tell
-her that her book had not been submerged: the whisper had increased in
-volume until it had sounded in her ears like a shout of acclamation,
-telling her that the reality had far surpassed her most sanguine dreams,
-and that common-sense reasoning is sometimes farther astray in its
-operation than are the promptings of the most unreasonable ambition.
-
-These were her rose-tinted reflections while driving with her father
-from Chessington to Streatham, a journey which represented to her the
-passing from obscurity to distinction, the crossing of the Jordan and
-the entering into the Land of Promise.
-
-Fanny Burney has herself told the story of her father's coming to her
-at Chessington, and of her dear old friend's reception of the marvellous
-news that Dr. Burney brought to him--of the phrases which she
-overheard while the two men were in a room together--the incredulous
-exclamations--“Wonderful--it's wonderful!”--“Why, she has had very
-little education but what she has given herself--less than any of the
-others”--“The variety of characters--the variety of scenes, and the
-language”--“Wonderful!” And then Mr. Crisp's meeting her, catching her
-by the hands as she was going in to supper, and crying, “Why, you little
-hussy, ain't you ashamed to look me in the face you--you 'Evelina,' you!
-Why, what a dance you have led me about it!” Miss Burney has brought the
-scene vividly before our eyes in her Diary.
-
-It was one of the happiest days of her life; she saw the pride with
-which her father regarded her, for Dr. Burney was a practical man
-who valued achievement as it deserved, and was, besides, the best of
-fathers, and the most anxious to advance the interests of his children.
-He looked with pride upon his daughter, and talked of her having made
-Mr. Lowndes a wealthy man. His estimate of her earning powers had
-increased: he now declared that even if Lowndes had paid a thousand
-pounds for the book, his profits off it would enable him to buy an
-estate!
-
-It was the happiest evening of her life; and now she was in the chaise
-with her beloved father, driving to Streatham, where they were to
-dine, and Dr. Johnson was to be of the party. This meant more than
-recognition, it meant the Land of Promise of her ambitious dreams.
-
-She had many matters to reflect upon at this time, but all her
-reflections led to the one point--her next meeting with Rauzzini. The
-truth that had been revealed to her among Sir Joshua Reynolds' superb
-canvases, that love was more than all else that the world could give
-her, remained before her, as a luminous fixed star, to be a guide to her
-life; and the happiness that she now felt was due to the thought that
-she could go to the man whom she loved, without a misgiving, without
-fearing that he would hear those dreaded voices of the world saying that
-he had been a fool to ally himself with a nonentity, or that she would
-hear the whispers of those who might suggest that she had done very well
-for herself. She had long before made her resolution only to go to him
-when she could do so on terms of equality. At that time her resolution
-seemed to shut her out from all chances of happiness; she knew this, but
-at the same time she believed that it would shut both of them out from
-every chance of unhappiness; and so she had allowed it to dominate her
-life.
-
-That was where her common-sense and her reasonableness had their way,
-prevailing over that blind impulse which she now and again had, to trust
-to chance--and love--to overcome every other consideration, and to give
-her lover and herself happiness solely by being together. It was such
-impulses as this that caused love to be referred to as blind. But she
-was now ready to thank heaven for having given her strength to overcome
-it and so to give the victory to reason and good sense.
-
-She made up her mind to write to him before she slept that very night,
-telling him what her resolution had been--he had called it a mystery,
-not knowing anything about it--and asking him to rejoice with her that
-she had been able to maintain it, so that the barrier which she had seen
-between them was now swept away.
-
-“Come to me--come to me”--that would be the burden of her letter to him;
-she would send it to him and he would come.
-
-The thought made her lean back among the cushions of the chaise and shut
-her eyes, the better to enclose the vision of happiness that came from
-her heart. He would come to her and her happiness would be complete.
-
-So she arrived with her father at Thrale Hall and was welcomed by Mrs.
-Thrale in the porch. When she had made her toilet for dinner she was
-shown into the drawing-room. As she entered, she was conscious of the
-presence of several men, and the one nearest to her was, she saw, Signor
-Rauzzini.
-
-All the men in the room were looking toward her except Rauzzini. He was
-standing by the side of a small table, presenting his profile to her,
-and his eyes were gazing across the room at a picture that hung between
-the windows, a frown on his face.
-
-She was startled, and the blood rushed to her cheeks. It would have done
-so on her entering the room, even if she had not been surprised to see
-her lover there when she believed him to be still in France.
-
-She had stopped before reaching the middle of the room, and then she
-was hidden from the view of everybody by a huge mass of manhood in the
-person of Dr. Johnson. He seemed inclined to embrace her; and as he
-swung himself close to her, there was no one in the room that had not a
-moment of trepidation lest he should fall over her and crush her flat.
-
-Mrs. Thrale tripped alongside Fanny, as if ready to die with her.
-
-“Oh, come, Dr. Johnson,” she cried. “I have no intention of allowing
-you to monopolize Miss Burney, for that I perceive is your desire. The
-gentlemen must be presented to her in proper form.”
-
-“Madam,” said he, “I understood clearly that Miss Burney was coming
-hither for myself alone, and I have no mind to share so precious a
-morsel with others. Miss Burney and I are old friends, give me leave to
-say; I have more than once been interested in a book in the room where
-she was sitting in her father's house. Come to my arms, Miss Burney, and
-we shall laugh together at the jealous glances the others cast at me.”
-
-“Miss Burney will sit beside you at dinner, sir, and that must suffice
-you for the present,” said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny by the hand.
-
-But Johnson had succeeded, after more than one ineffectual attempt, in
-grasping Miss Burney's left hand, and in his ponderous playfulness, he
-refused to relinquish it, so that she had to make her curtsies to the
-gentlemen with Mrs. Thrale on one side of her and Johnson on the other.
-There was Mr. Seward and Sir Joshua Reynolds, and two others besides
-Signor Rauzzini. Each of them had a compliment to offer her, and did so
-very pleasantly and with great tact.
-
-“Now that is done, Miss Burney and I can sit together on the sofa, and
-she will tell me why she loves the Scotch and I will scold her for it,”
- said Johnson complacently.
-
-“Nay, sir, Miss Burney has not yet greeted Signor Rauzzini,” said Mrs.
-Thrale. “You and Miss Burney are already acquainted, I know, Signor
-Rauzzini, though you did fancy that she was one of the musical girls of
-St. Martin's Street.”
-
-Rauzzini took a single step away from the table at which he had remained
-immovable, and bowed low, without speaking a word.
-
-Fanny responded. They were separated by at least three yards.
-
-“Dinner is on the table, sir,” announced a servant from the door.
-
-“I am not sorry,” said Johnson. “Mrs. Thrale gave me a solemn promise
-that Miss Burney should sit next to me. That was why I kept my eye on
-Miss Burney.”
-
-“And hand too, sir,” remarked Mr. Seward.
-
-“Why, yes, sir, and hand too, if you insist,” said Johnson. “And let me
-tell you, sir, that a Lichfield man will keep his hand on anything he
-wishes to retain when another Lichfield man is in the same room.”
-
-His laughter set the ornaments on the mantelpiece a-jingling.
-
-And they went in to dinner before the echoes had died away.
-
-Mrs. Thrale kept her promise, and Fanny was placed next to Johnson. But
-even then he did not let go her hand. He held it in one of his own and
-patted it gently with the other. Fanny glanced down the table and saw
-that the eyes of the young Roman were looking in her direction, and that
-they were flaming. What could he mean, she wondered. She had been at
-first amazed at his bearing toward her in the drawing-room; but after
-a moment's thought, she had supposed that he had assumed that distant
-manner to prevent anyone from suspecting the intimacy there was between
-them. But what could that angry look in his eyes portend? Was it
-possible that he could be jealous of Dr. Johnson's awkward attention to
-her?
-
-She was greatly troubled.
-
-But if he had, indeed, resented Johnson's attention to her, such a plea
-was no longer valid after the first dish had been served, for in an
-instant Johnson's attention was transferred, with increased force, to
-the plate before him, and during the solid part of the meal, at least,
-it was never turned in any other direction. Poor Fanny had never seen
-him eat, nor had she the same privilege in respect of Mr. Thrale. But
-she needed all the encouragement that her hostess could afford her to
-enable her to make even the most moderate meal while such distractions
-were in her immediate neighbourhood; and she came to the conclusion that
-she had been ridiculously fastidious over the prodigious tea and its
-service at Mr. Barlowe's in the Poultry.
-
-But Mrs. Thrale was as tactful and as chatty as ever, and Mr. Seward
-made pleasant conversation for her, sitting, as he did, on the other
-side from Johnson. When Johnson was eating, his fellow guests understood
-that their chance was come to express their views without a dread of
-being contradicted by him.
-
-But from the feebleness of her contribution to the chat of the table,
-Mrs. Thrale as well as Mr. Seward perceived that all they had been told
-about the timidity of little Miss Burney was even less than the truth.
-
-But for that matter, Signor Rauzzini, who had been placed between Mrs.
-Thrale and Dr. Burney, was found by both of them to be also singularly
-averse from joining in the conversation, whether in reply to Burney, who
-addressed him in Italian, or to his hostess, who spoke French to him.
-
-As Mrs. Thrale talked a good deal herself, however, she rose with an
-impression that there had been no especial lack of brilliancy at the
-table.
-
-She took Fanny away with her, her determination being that if she should
-fail to draw this shy young creature out of her shell, she would at any
-rate convince her that her hostess was deserving of the reputation
-which she enjoyed for learning, combined with vivacity, so that their
-companionship could not be otherwise than profitable after all.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXV
-
-|IT was not yet six o'clock and the sun was not due to set for more than
-another hour. The evening was a lovely one. From the shrubberies around
-the house came the liquid notes of countless blackbirds and thrushes,
-and above the trees of the park the cawing of the rooks as they wheeled
-above their nests and settled upon the branches.
-
-“We shall sit on the terrace for half an hour, if you have a mind
-to,” said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny through the drawing-room into a
-smaller room that opened upon a long terrace above the beds of the
-flower-garden. Here were several seats and a small table bearing writing
-materials.
-
-“Here I do most of my correspondence in the summer,” said Mrs. Thrale.
-“Sitting at that table in the open air, I have few distractions, unless
-I choose to accept the birds as such; and here I hope you will begin
-a new novel, or better still, a comedy that Mr. Sheridan will produce,
-with Mrs. Abington in her most charming gowns--you must give your
-namesake a chance of wearing a whole trunkful of gowns.” They seated
-themselves, and Mrs. Thrale continued:
-
-“Now I have confided in you how I do my simple work, and I wish to hear
-from you by what means you found time to write your novel. That is the
-greatest secret of all associated with 'Evelina'--so your father thinks.
-Mrs. Burney I always knew as a model housekeeper--a model manager of a
-family, and how you could contrive to write a single page without her
-knowledge is what baffles me as well as your father.”
-
-“To tell you all would, I fear, be to confess to a lifetime of
-duplicity,” said Fanny. “I am sometimes shocked now when I reflect upon
-my double-dealing.”
-
-“Tell me how you first came to stray from the paths of virtue--such a
-story is invariably interesting,” said Mrs. Thrale.
-
-“My story is like all the others,” replied Fanny. “I only meant to turn
-aside a little way, but soon I lost myself and I knew that there was no
-retracing my steps.”
-
-“Alas, alas, the old story!” said Mrs. Thrale, with a long-drawn sigh.
-“Well, happily, you were not able to retrace your steps.”
-
-“I had no idea that the story would grow upon me as it did,” said Fanny.
-“I really only meant it to be a diversion for our dear friend, Mr.
-Crisp, and an exercise for myself. I wrote a scrap now and again at odd
-moments--when I was supposed to be writing to Mr. Crisp, or copying out
-my father's notes for his History, at home as well as at Ches-sington,
-and when I was staying at Lynn; and so the thing grew and grew until I
-was afraid to look at what I had perpetrated.”
-
-“You are paraphrasing _Macbeth_, my dear: 'I am afeared to think what I
-have done: Look on't again I dare not,'” said the elder lady. “But with
-all you were able to prepare your father's great work for the press--he
-told me as much; so that what your double-dealing comes to is that you
-did his writing as well as your own, and at the same time neglected none
-of your ordinary household duties--if you had done so Mrs. Burney would
-have informed you of it, I have no doubt. An excellent housewife, Mrs.
-Burney! And now you shall tell me how you contrived to bring together so
-marvellous a group of characters--you who have lived so short a time in
-the world, and had so small an amount of experience.”
-
-“I should like someone to answer that question for me,” said Fanny. “It
-was not until I read the book in print that I began to be surprised at
-it, and to wonder how it came to be written and how those characters had
-found their way into it.”
-
-But this question was too interesting a one not to be pursued by Mrs.
-Thrale; and for half an hour she put inquiry after inquiry to Fanny
-respecting the characters, the incidents and the language of “Evelina.”
- Mrs. Thrale was certainly determined to place herself in a position to
-prove to her friends that Miss Burney had made a _confidante_ of her in
-all matters, down to the smallest detail of the book.
-
-In ordinary circumstances Fanny would have been delighted to give
-her her confidence in regard to these particulars--she had always a
-childlike pleasure in talking about her books--but at this time she only
-did so with a great effort. For while Mrs. Thrale was plying her with
-questions about “Evelina,” there was ever before Fanny the unanswered
-question as to what Rauzzini meant by his coldness and formality both
-before dinner and during that meal. What did he mean by looking at her
-with that reproachful frown upon his face? What did he mean by averting
-his eyes from her when he had a chance of exchanging confidences with
-her, as he had often done before? What did he mean by sitting at the
-table without addressing a single word to her?
-
-These were the questions which she was struggling in vain to answer to
-her own satisfaction all the time that Mrs. Thrale was putting
-inquiry after inquiry to her upon a matter that Fanny now regarded as
-insignificant compared with the one that she was trying to answer for
-herself.
-
-Mrs. Thrale was just beginning a series of questions on the subject of
-the comedy which she meant Miss Burney to write, when a servant appeared
-with a message for the former.
-
-“Tiresome!” exclaimed Fanny's hostess, rising. “Here is some
-insignificant household matter that can only be dealt with by the
-mistress--summer frocks for two girls: the carrier has brought some
-boxes--the summer has come upon us before spring has prepared us for
-its arrival, and there has been a despairing cry heard in the nursery.
-I need not excuse myself to you, Miss Burney. You will spare me for ten
-minutes.”
-
-Miss Burney hoped that the feeling of relief of which she was conscious
-did not show itself on her face, when she expressed the hope that Mrs.
-Thrale would not think of her; she would be quite happy with the birds.
-
-“And the comedy--do not forget the comedy.”
-
-Miss Burney laughed, but before her hostess had reached the door leading
-off the terrace, she was once more immersed in that question:
-
-“What does he mean by his change of attitude in regard to me?”
-
-It was serious--so much she knew. He had heard something that had caused
-him to change. But what could he have heard? What manner of man was he
-that would allow himself to be so influenced by anything that he might
-hear against her, without first coming to her for an explanation?
-
-Her mind went back to the evening when they had first met. It was in St.
-Martin's Street. He was there on the invitation of Dr. Burney: but it
-seemed that he had become conscious of a sympathy existing between her
-and himself, for he had remained by her side for a full hour while the
-others in the room were singing and playing on the piano, and he had
-held her hand at parting, expressing the hope, which his eyes confirmed,
-that they would soon meet again.
-
-And they had met again and again until one evening they found themselves
-alone in an anteroom to the apartment where a musical programme
-was being performed at a great house. Then he had told her that his
-happiness depended on her returning the love which he bore her; and
-startled though she had been, yet when he took her hand all her shyness
-seemed to vanish and she confessed....
-
-A sound behind her only served to make her memory seem more vivid, for
-it was his voice that reached her ear and it was singing the same aria
-that he had come from singing on that evening--the passionate
-“_Lascia ch'io pianga_” of Handel. Once more she was listening to
-the strains--they came from one of the rooms that opened upon the
-terrace--and now the chords of the accompaniment were struck with a
-vehemence that had been absent from her father's playing to Rauzzini's
-singing upon that occasion.
-
-She listened as if in a dream while the noble, despairing strain went on
-to its close, and the melody sobbed itself into silence--a silence
-that the birds among the roses seemed unwilling to break, for only an
-occasional note of a thrush was in the air....
-
-She heard the sound of the door opening a little way down the
-terrace--of a foot upon the flagged path. She did not raise her head,
-but she knew that he was there--only a few yards away from her.
-
-Through the silence there came the cawing of rooks far away among the
-trees of the park.
-
-Then all at once she heard his sudden exclamation of surprise. He had
-not seen her at first; he saw her now.
-
-“_Dio mio! ella è qui!_”
-
-Still she did not turn her head toward him. More than a minute had
-passed before she heard his slow steps as he approached her. He was
-beside her for quite as long before he spoke.
-
-“I did not know that you were here,” he said in a low voice. “But I am
-glad. It is but right that I should say good-bye to you alone.”
-
-Then she looked up.
-
-“Why--why--why?” she cried almost piteously. “Why should you say
-good-bye? What has made the change in you?”
-
-“It is not I who have changed: it is you,” said he. “I loved the sweet,
-modest, untarnished jewel of a girl--a pearl hidden away from the sight
-of men in a dim sea-cave--a violet--ah, I told you how I loved the
-violet that hides itself from every eye--that was what you were when
-I loved you, and I hoped to return to your side and find you the same.
-Well, I return and--ah, where is the exquisite shrinking one that I
-looked for? Gone--gone--gone for ever, and in her place I find one whose
-name is in every mouth--not a soft, gentle girl, but a woman who has put
-her heart into a book--_Dio mio!_ A woman who puts her heart into a
-book is like a woman who disrobes in a public place--worse--worse--she
-exposes a heart that should be sacred--feelings that it would be a gross
-indelicacy to exhibit to the eyes of man!”
-
-“And that is how you think of me on account of what I have done?” said
-she.
-
-“How can I think anything else?” he cried. “I told you that I loved you
-because you were so unlike others--because you were like a child for
-timidity and innocence of the world. I told you on that last evening we
-were together how greatly I admired the act of Miss Linley in turning
-her back upon the platform where she had sung and vowing never to
-return to it--that was what I told you I loved--I who have seen how
-the nature--the womanly charm of every woman suffers by reason of her
-appealing to the public for money--for applause. That beautiful creature
-forsook the platform before it was too late--before the evil influence
-could work her ruin. But you--what do I hear the day I return to
-England?--you have put your heart--your soul, into a book that causes
-your name to be tossed about from mouth to mouth--Fanny Burney--Fanny
-Burney--Fanny Burney--I hear that name, which I regarded as sacred,
-spoken as freely as men speak the name of their Kitty Fisher--their
-Polly Kennedy--their Fanny Abington! These are public characters--so
-are you--oh, my God! so are you. You should have heard how you were
-discussed in that room behind us before you arrived to-day--that
-gross man Johnson--he called you by a dozen pet names as if he had a
-right--'Fan'--'Fannikin'--I know not what--' a shy rogue '--that was
-another! They laughed! They did not see the degradation of it. You were
-a toy of the public--the vulgar crowd! Ah, you saw how that gross man,
-who fed himself as a wolf, tucked you under his arm and the others only
-smiled! Oh, I was shocked--shocked!”
-
-“And I felt proud--prouder than I have felt in my life,” said she. “But
-now I see what I have lost--forfeited. Listen to me and I will tell
-you what my dream was. I had written that book, but I had no hope of
-printing it until I met you and heard from your lips--all that I heard.”
-
-“It was the truth--then: I loved you--then.”
-
-“I knew that it was the truth. But who was I that I should be beloved by
-you? I felt that it would be unendurable to me to hear people refer
-to us--as I knew they would--the great singer who had stooped to a
-nonentity.”
-
-“Ah! that was the charm!”
-
-“Who except you would have said so? I knew what they would say, and I
-made up my mind that I would not go to you except as an equal. I wanted
-you to marry someone of whom you would feel proud, and I thought that
-I had a little gift which I would lay at your feet. I did my best to
-perfect it for your sake; but even when the book was printed I would not
-give you my promise until I had assured myself that the gift would be
-pronounced worthy of your acceptance. That was why I put you off for so
-many months.”
-
-“Ah, that was your mystery--you called it a mystery.”
-
-“That was my secret--my mystery. Never mind; I thought that my hope was
-realized when everyone about me was talking of the book and when people
-whose opinion was valuable had said it was good--my one thought, God
-knows, was that I could go to you--that I could make you happy, since I
-should be thought by the world to be in some measure at least, worthy of
-you.”
-
-“My poor child! you have not made me happy, but miserable. No one can
-make me happy now. I do not love you now--you are a different person
-now, and you can never return to be what you were. That is the worst of
-all: you can never return to your former innocence.”
-
-“I can bear to hear you say even that; for now I perceive the mistake I
-made. I should not have thought of the difference between us: I should
-only have had one thought--that you had offered me your love and that I
-was ready to offer you my love. That should have been enough for me. You
-were right, I was wrong. Good-bye.”
-
-He looked at her for a few moments--tears were in his eyes and on his
-cheeks--then he turned away with a passionate gesture, crying in his
-native tongue:
-
-“Mother--mother in heaven! I loved her because she was of a nature the
-same as yours--saint-like as a lily--shrinking from the world--in the
-world but having nothing in common with the world. I loved her because
-I thought that she was as you were. I will not be a traitor to your
-ideal--to your memory.”
-
-He returned to her.
-
-“I am alone in the world; but I know that the spirit of that saint,
-my mother, looks down upon me from her heaven, and will comfort me. My
-heart is broken. _Addio! Addio!_ I do not mean to be cruel--tell me that
-you do not accuse me of being cruel!”
-
-“I do not accuse you. I think I understand you--that is all.”
-
-“_Addio--addio--addio!_”
-
-The sound of his voice grew less with every word.
-
-She was alone in the silence of the twilight.
-
-Not for long, however. She heard the voice of Mrs. Thrale in the room
-behind her, followed by the protests of Dr. Johnson.
-
-“Miss Burney and I want to have an undisturbed talk together about
-writing books,” Mrs. Thrale was saying as she came out upon the terrace.
-
-“Books, madam; any fool can talk of books, and a good many fools avail
-themselves of the licence,” cried Johnson. “Miss Burney and I are going
-to talk about life. Books are not life, Miss Burney.”
-
-“No, sir,” said Miss Burney slowly; “books are not life--books are not
-life.”
-
-THE END
-
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-FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL
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-By Frank Frankfort Moore.
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-Author of "The Jessamy Bride," "A Nest of Linnets," "I Forbid the
-'Banns," Etc.
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-London: Hutchinson & Co. Paternoster Row, E. C.
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-1913
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-FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL
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-CHAPTER I
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-|INDEED, I am not quite assured in my mind that the influence of Mr.
-Garrick upon such a family as ours is healthy," said Mrs. Burney, when
-the breakfast cups had been removed and the maid had left the room
-in the little house in St. Martin's Street, off Leicester Fields. Dr.
-Burney, the music-master, had not to hurry away this day: his first
-lesson did not begin until noon; it was to be given at the mansion of
-Mr. Thrale, the brewer, at Streatham, and the carriage was not to
-call for him for another hour. He was glancing at the _Advertiser_ in
-unaccustomed indolence, but when his wife had spoken he glanced up from
-the paper and an expression of amused surprise was upon his face. His
-daughter Fanny glanced up from the work-basket which her mother had
-placed ready for her the moment that the breakfast-table had been
-cleared, and the expression upon little Miss Burney's face was one that
-had something of fright in it. She was too short-sighted to see the wink
-which her brother James, lieutenant in His Majesty's navy, gave her, for
-their stepmother had her back turned to him. But Mrs. Burney, without
-seeing him, knew that, as he himself would phrase it, he had tipped
-Fanny a wink. She turned quickly round upon him, and if she had
-previously any doubt on this point, it was at once dispelled by the
-solemnity of his face.
-
-Dr. Burney gave a laugh.
-
-"The influence of Mr. Garrick is like that of the air we breathe," said
-he. "It is not to be resisted by the age we live in, leaving family
-matters out of the question altogether: the Burney family must inhale
-as much of the spirit of Mr. Garrick as the rest of the town-they cannot
-help themselves, _ces pauvres Burneys!_ they cannot live without Mr.
-Garrick."
-
-Mrs. Burney shook her head solemnly; so did Lieutenant James Burney, for
-he had all his life been under the influence of Mr. Garrick, when the
-atmosphere brought by Mr. Garrick was one of comedy.
-
-"My meaning is that Mr. Garrick is not content to allow simple people
-such as ourselves to live as simple people," said Mrs. Burney. "I
-protest that I have felt it: the moment he enters our house we seem to
-be in a new world-whatsoever world it is his whim to carry us to."
-
-"That is the truth, my dear-he can do what he pleases with us and with
-all the thousands who have flocked to his playhouse since his Goodman's
-Fields days--he has made a fortune as a courier; transporting people
-to another world for an hour or two every night--a world that is less
-humdrum than this in which four beats go to every bar and every crotchet
-goes to a beat! Dear soul! he has made our hearts beat at times beyond
-all computation of time and space."
-
-"You will herring-bone the edges neatly, Fanny: I noticed some lack of
-neatness in the last of the napery that left your hand, my dear," said
-Mrs. Burney, bending over her stepdaughter at her work-basket; and,
-indeed, it seemed that the caution was not unnecessary, for Fanny's eyes
-were gleaming and she was handling her work with as great indifference
-(for the moment) as though she esteemed plain sewing something of
-drudgery rather than a delight. And now, having administered her timely
-caution, the good lady turned to her husband, saying:
-
-"To my mind what you have claimed for Mr. Garrick but adds emphasis to
-my contention that his visits have a disturbing influence upon a homely
-family, taking them out of themselves, so to speak, and transporting
-them far beyond the useful work of their daily life. I have noticed with
-pain for some time past that Fanny's heart has not been in her work:
-her cross-stitch has been wellnigh slovenly, and her herring-boning has
-really been indifferent--I say it with sorrow; but dear Fanny is too
-good a girl to take offence at my strictures, which she knows are honest
-and meant for her good."
-
-"Madam," said Lieutenant Burney, "I pray you to give me leave to bear
-you out; but at the same time to make excuses for Fan. I must do so in
-justice to her, for the blame rests with me so far as the herring-boning
-is concerned. I confess, with tears in my eyes, that 'twas I who
-provided her with the last models for her herring-boning; and 'twas
-surely some demon in my breast that prompted me to substitute the
-skeleton of one of the South Sea fishes which I hooked when becalmed
-with Captain Cook within sight of Otaheite, for the true herring whose
-backbone is a model of regularity to be followed by all workers with the
-needle, when deprived of the flesh, which is the staple fare of hundreds
-of honest families and, while nourishing them amply, prevents their
-thoughts from carrying them beyond the region pervaded by the smell of
-their cooking."
-
-"That were a wide enough area upon occasions for the most ambitious of
-thinkers," said Dr. Burney, controlling his features, seeing that his
-wife took the ward-room humour of his son with dreadful seriousness.
-He made a sign to James to go no further--but James had gone round the
-world once, and he was not to be checked in a humbler excursion.
-
-"Yes, madam, 'tis my duty to confess that Fanny's model was the
-flying-fish, and not the simple Channel herring, hence the failure to
-achieve the beautiful regularity of design which exists in the backbone
-of the latter from the figurehead to the stern, larboard sloping in one
-direction and starboard in the other. If anyone be culpable 'tis myself,
-not Fanny; but I throw myself on your mercy, and only implore that the
-herring-boning of my sister will not result in a whaling for me."
-
-Mrs. Burney looked seriously from her brother to Fanny, and getting no
-cue from either, began:
-
-"'Tis indeed honourable for you to endeavour by your confession to
-excuse the fault of your sister, James-----"
-
-"The traditions of the service, madam----" began the lieutenant, laying
-his hand on his heart; but he got no further, for Fanny could restrain
-herself no longer; she burst into a laugh and dropped her work, and her
-father rose, holding up his hand.
-
-"The jest has gone far enough, James," he said. "We sleep in beds in
-this house and do not swing in hammocks. Keep your deep-sea jests until
-you are out of soundings, if it please you."
-
-"I ask your pardon, sir," said James; "but i' faith there's many a
-true word said in jest; and it seems to me that there's a moral in the
-parable of the young woman who took the flying-fish of the South Seas
-for her model rather than the herring of the three-fathom coast-line of
-the Channel; and that moral touches close upon the complaint made by our
-good mother against Mr. Garrick."
-
-"Let it be so," said Mrs. Burney, who was a clever enough woman to
-perceive that it would be unwise to make a grievance of the impudence
-of a young naval gentleman. "Let it be so; let it be that we are
-simple, homely, wholesome herrings, we are none the better for such a
-flying-fish as Mr. Garrick coming among us, giving us, it may be, the
-notion that our poor fins are wings, and so urging us to make fools of
-ourselves by emulating the eagle. The moral of your fable is that we
-should keep to our own element--is not that so, sir?"
-
-"I' faith, madam, I am not sure but that 'tis so, and I haul down my
-colours to you, and feel no dishonour in the act," cried James. "Lord,
-where should we all be to-day if it were not for the good women who
-hold fast to the old traditions of the distaff and needle? They are the
-women who do more for the happiness of men than all who pass their time
-dipping quills in ink-horns or daubing paint upon good canvas that might
-with luck be hung from a stunsail boom and add another knot to the log
-of a frigate of seventy-two! Is there anyone who dines at the table of
-Sir Joshua Reynolds round the corner that does not wish with all his
-heart that his sister would sell her palette and buy a wine-glass or two
-with the proceeds? Why, when we went to dinner at Sir Joshua's yesterday
-there were not enough glasses to go round the table."
-
-"There never are--that is well known," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-"Nay, nay; let us take to ourselves the reproof of Dr. Johnson to Mr.
-Boswell when he complained, loud enough almost for Sir Joshua himself to
-hear him, about the scarcity of service. 'Sir,' said Dr. Johnson, 'some
-who have the privilege of sitting at this table, and you are one of
-them, sir, will be wiser if they keep their ears open and their mouths
-shut than they would if they had the means of drinking all that you are
-longing to drink.'"
-
-"Mr. Boswell, in spite of the reproof, contrived to lurch from the table
-with more wine than wisdom 'tween decks," remarked James.
-
-"He must have found a wine-glass," said Miss Susy Burney, who had been
-quite silent but quite attentive to every word that had been spoken
-since breakfast-time.
-
-"And so the honour of Mrs. Reynolds's housekeeping is saved," said Dr.
-Burney.
-
-"Nay, sir, is not Mr. Boswell a Scotsman?" cried the irrepressible
-James.
-
-"That is his lifelong sorrow, since he fancies it to be an insuperable
-barrier between his idol, Dr. Johnson, and himself," replied his father.
-"But how does his Scotsmanship bear upon the wine-glass question?"
-
-"Ah, sir, without being versed in the subtleties of theology I make bold
-to think that Father Adam did not suffer hunger until knives and forks
-were invented," said James. "Your drouthy Scot will drink straight from
-the bottle if no beaker be at hand. Oh, why was not Mr. Garrick at Sir
-Joshua's to rouse our spirits by his imitation of Mr. Boswell seeking
-for a wine-glass--and after?"
-
-"Mr. Boswell is too trivial a subject for Davy: I have seen him take off
-Dr. Johnson mixing a bowl of punch until I was like to die of laughter.
-I protest that when he came to the squeezing of the imaginary lemon,
-while he cried out in the Doctor's broadest Lichfield, 'Who's for
-poonch?' I could smell the acid juice," said Dr. Burney, and he laughed
-at the recollection of Garrick's fooling.
-
-The naval man gave a resounding nautical smack to his thigh.
-
-"That is what 'tis to be a sailor," he cried. "I have had no chance of
-seeing Mr. Garrick at his best. I should dearly like to hear him take
-off Mr. Boswell when three sheets in the wind. Why was he not with us
-yesterday?"
-
-"Mr. Garrick himself has had a drinking bout on. He has been at the
-Wells for the past fortnight," said his father.
-
-"_Ecce signum!_" came a doleful voice from the door, and a little man
-slowly put round the jamb a face bearing such an expression of
-piteous nausea as caused everyone in the room--not even excepting Mrs.
-Burney--to roar with laughter--uncontrollable laughter.
-
-Then the expression on the little man's face changed to one of surprised
-indignation. He crept into the room and looked at every person therein
-with a different expression on his face for each--a variation of his
-original expression of disgust and disappointment mingled with doleful
-reproof. It seemed as if it was not a single person who had entered the
-room, but half a dozen persons--a whole doleful and disappointed family
-coming upon an unsympathetic crew convulsed with hilarity.
-
-And then he shook his head sadly.
-
-"And these are the people who have just heard that I have been taking
-the nauseous waters of Tunbridge Wells for a whole fortnight," and there
-was a break in his voice. "Oh, Friendship, art thou but a name? Oh,
-Sympathy, art thou but a mask? Is the world of sentiment nothing more
-than a world of shadows? Have all the sweet springs of compassion dried
-up, leaving us nothing but the cataracts of chalybeate to nauseate the
-palate?"
-
-He looked round once more, and putting the tips of his fingers together,
-glanced sadly up to the ceiling, then sighed and turned as if to leave
-the room.
-
-"Nay, sir," cried Dr. Burney, "I do not believe that the chalybeate
-cataracts still flow: 'tis my firm belief, from the expression of your
-face, that you have swallowed the whole spring--the Wells of Tunbridge
-must have been dried up by you before you left--your face betrays you.
-I vow that so chalybeate an expression could not be attained by lesser
-means."
-
-"Sir, you do me honour, and you have a larger faith in me than my own
-physician," said the little man, brightening up somewhat. "Would you
-believe that he had the effrontery to accuse me of shirking the hourly
-pailful that he prescribed for me?"
-
-"He had not seen you as we have, Mr. Garrick," said Dr. Burney.
-
-"He accused me of spending my days making matches and making mischief
-in the Assembly Rooms and only taking the waters by sips--me, sir, that
-have so vivid a memory of Mr. Pope's immortal lines:=
-
-```A little sipping is a dangerous tiling,
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-```Drink deep or taste not the chalybeate spring!"=
-
-"You were traduced, my friend--but tell us of the matches and the
-mischief and we shall be the more firmly convinced of your integrity."
-
-"Nay, sir; I give you my word that 'twas but the simplest of
-matches--not by any means of the sort that yonder desperado fresh
-from the South Seas applies to the touch-hole of one of his horrible
-ten-pounders when the enemy's frigate has to be sunk--nay, a simple
-little match with no more powder for it to burn than may be found on
-the wig of a gentleman of fifty-two and on the face of a lady of
-forty-five--the one a gay bachelor, t'other a ripe widow--' made for one
-another,' said I; and where was the mischief in that? And if I ventured
-to broach the subject of the appropriateness of the union of the twain,
-and to boast under the inspiring influence of the chalybeate spring that
-I could bring it about, is there anyone that will hint that I was not
-acting out of pure good nature and a desire to make two worthy folk
-happy--as happy as marriage can make any two-----"
-
-"Give us their names, sir, and let us judge on that basis," said Dr.
-Bumey.
-
-"I have no desire to withhold them, my dear Doctor; for I want you to
-back me up, and I am sure that--oh, Lord! here comes the man himself.
-For the love of heaven, back me up, Doctor, and all will be well."
-
-"Nay, I will not be dragged by the hair of the head into any of your
-plots, my friend," cried Burney. "Nay, not I. I have some reputation to
-maintain, good friend Garrick; you must play alone the part of Puck that
-you have chosen for yourself this many a year. Think not that you will
-induce me to study the character under you, and so thus-----"
-
-The manservant threw open the door of the room, announcing:
-
-"Mr. Kendal to wait upon you, sir."
-
-But by the time a small and rather rotund gentleman had been ushered
-into the room, Mr. Garrick was apparently engaged in an animated
-conversation with Miss Burney on the subject of the table-cover at which
-she was working.
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-CHAPTER II
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-|THE visitor walked with the short strut of the man who at least does
-not underrate his own importance in the world. But he suggested just
-at the moment the man who is extremely nervous lest he may not appear
-perfectly selfpossessed. There was an air of bustle about him as he
-strutted into the room, saying:
-
-"Dr. Burney, I am your servant, sir. I have done myself the honour to
-visit you on a rather important piece of business."
-
-"Sir, you have conferred honour upon me," said Dr. Burney.
-
-Then the gentleman seemed to become aware for the first time that there
-were other people in the room; but it was with an air of reluctance that
-he felt called on to greet the others.
-
-"Mrs. Burney, I think," he said, bowing to that lady, "and her estimable
-family, I doubt not. Have I not had the privilege of meeting Mrs. Burney
-at the house of--of my friend--my esteemed friend, Mrs. Barlowe? And
-this gentleman of the Fleet--ha, to be sure I have heard that there was
-a Lieutenant Burney of the Navy! And--gracious heavens! Mr. Garrick!"
-
-Mr. Garrick had revealed himself from the recesses of Miss Burney's
-work-basket. He, at any rate, was sufficiently self-possessed to pretend
-to be vastly surprised. He raised both his hands, crying:
-
-"Is it possible that this is Mr. Kendal? But surely I left you at the
-Wells no later than--now was it not the night before last? You were the
-cynosure of the Assembly Rooms, sir, if I may make bold to say so. But
-I could not look for you to pay attention to a poor actor when you were
-receiving the attentions of the young, and, may I add without offence,
-the fair? But no, sir; you will not find that I am the one to tell tales
-out of school, though I doubt not you have received the congratulations
-of----"
-
-"There you go, sir, just the same as the rest of them!" cried the
-visitor. "Congratulations! felicitations! smiles of deep meaning
-from the ladies, digs in the ribs with suggestive winks from the
-gentlemen--people whose names I could not recall--whom I'll swear I had
-never spoken to in my life--that is why I left the Wells as hastily as
-if a tipstaff had been after me--that is why I am here this morning,
-after posting every inch of the way, to consult Dr. Burney as to my
-position."
-
-"I protest, sir, that I do not quite take you," said Mr. Garrick, with
-the most puzzled expression on his face that ever man wore. "Surely,
-sir, your position as a man of honour is the most enviable one possible
-to imagine! Mrs. Nash----"
-
-"There you blurt out the name, Mr. Garrick, and that is what I had no
-intention of doing, even when laying my case before Dr. Burney, who is
-a man of the world, and whom I trust to advise me what course I should
-pursue."
-
-"I ask your pardon, sir," said Mr. Garrick humbly; "but if the course
-you mean to pursue has aught to do with the pursuit of so charming a
-lady, and a widow to boot----"
-
-"How in the name of all that's reasonable did that gossip get about?"
-cried the visitor. "I give you my word that I have not been pursuing the
-lady--I met her at the Wells for the first time a fortnight ago--pursuit
-indeed!"
-
-"Nay, sir, I did not suggest that the pursuit was on your part," said
-Garrick in a tone of irresistible flattery. "But 'tis well known that as
-an object of pursuit of the fair ones, the name of Mr. Kendal has been
-for ten years past acknowledged without a peer."
-
-The gentleman held up a deprecating hand, but the smile that was on his
-face more than neutralized his suggestion.
-
-"Nay, Mr. Garrick, I am but a simple country gentleman," he cried. "To
-be sure, I have been singled out more than once for favours that might
-have turned the head of an ordinary mortal--one of them had a fortune
-and was the toast of the district; another----"
-
-"If you will excuse me, gentlemen, the Miss Burneys and myself will take
-our leave of you: we have household matters in our hands," said Mrs.
-Burney, making a sign to Fanny and her sister, and going toward the
-door.
-
-"Have I said too much, madam? If so, I pray of you to keep my secret,"
-cried the visitor. "The truth is that I have confidence in the advice of
-Dr. Burney as a man of the world."
-
-"I fear that to be a man of the world is to be of the flesh and the
-devil as well," said Dr. Burney.
-
-"Augmented qualifications for giving advice on an affair of the Wells,"
-said Garrick slyly to the naval lieutenant.
-
-"You will not forget, Doctor, that Mr. Thrale's carriage is appointed to
-call for you within the hour," said Mrs. Burney over her shoulder as she
-left the room.
-
-Fanny and her sister were able to restrain themselves for the few
-minutes necessary to fly up the narrow stairs, but the droll glance that
-Mr. Garrick had given them as they followed their mother, wellnigh made
-them disgrace themselves by bursting out within the hearing of their
-father's visitor. But when they reached the parlour at the head of the
-stairs and had thrown themselves in a paroxysm of laughter on the sofa,
-Mrs. Burney reproved them with some gravity.
-
-"This is an instance, if one were needed, of the unsettling influence of
-Mr. Garrick," she said. "He has plainly been making a fool of that
-conceited gentleman, and it seems quite likely that he will persuade your
-father to back him up."
-
-"I do not think that Mr. Garrick could improve greatly upon Nature's
-handiwork in regard to that poor Mr. Kendal," said Fanny. "But what
-would life be without Mr. Garrick?"
-
-"It would be more real, I trust," said her stepmother. "He would have
-us believe that life is a comedy, and that human beings are like the
-puppets which Mr. Foote put on his stage for the diversion of the town a
-few years ago."
-
-Fanny Burney became grave; the longer she was living in the world,
-the more impressed was she becoming with the idea that life was a
-puppet-show; only when the puppets began to dance on their wires in a
-draught of wind from another world the real comedy began. She felt that
-as an interpreter of life Mr. Garrick had no equal on the stage or off.
-On the stage he could do no more than interpret other people's notions
-of life, and these, except in the case of Shakespeare, were, she
-thought, mostly feeble; but when he was off the stage--well, Sir Joshua
-Reynolds had told her what that queer person, Dr. Goldsmith, had written
-about Garrick--the truest criticism Garrick had ever received: "'Twas
-only that when he was off he was acting." She knew what she herself owed
-to Garrick from the time she was nine years old, when he had accustomed
-her and her sister to look for him at their house almost daily; she knew
-that whatever sense of comedy she possessed--and she looked on it as
-a precious possession--was to be attributed to the visits of Garrick.
-Every time she looked at her carefully locked desk in that room at the
-top of the house in St. Martin's Street, which had once been Sir Isaac
-Newton's observatory, she felt that without the tuition in comedy that
-she had received at the hands of Mr. Garrick, the contents of that
-desk would have been very different. Her stepmother, however, had no
-information on this point; she had lived all her life among the good
-tradespeople of Lynn, and had known nothing of Mr. Garrick until Dr.
-Burney had married her and brought her to look after his children, which
-Fanny knew she had done faithfully, according to her lights, in London.
-
-Fanny kept silent on the subject of Mr. Garrick's fooling, while Mrs.
-Burney bent with great gravity over the cutting out of a pinafore for
-Fanny's little niece--also a Burney; and every now and again there came
-from the closed room downstairs the sound of the insisting voice of the
-visitor. She hoped that Mr. Garrick would re-enact the scene for her;
-she had confidence that it would lose nothing by its being re-enacted by
-Mr. Garrick.
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-
-CHAPTER III
-
-|I SUPPOSE that I must e'en follow in the wake of the womenkind," said
-Lieutenant Burney, making an extremely slow move in the direction of the
-door, when the door had been closed upon his stepmother and his sisters.
-
-"Is there any need?" asked Garrick. "It seems to me that in such a
-case as this which Mr. Kendal promises to propound to your father, His
-Majesty's Navy should be represented. In all matters bearing upon a
-delicate _affaire de cour_ surely a naval man should be present to act
-as assessor."
-
-'Mr. Kendal looked puzzled.
-
-"I fail to take your meaning, sir," said he, after a pause; he was still
-rubbing his chin with a fore-finger, when Garrick cried:
-
-"Oh, sir, surely the advantage of the counsel of an officer trained to
-navigate femininity in the shape of a ship, is apparent: a ship, even
-though a three-decker ready to fire a broadside of a hundred guns, is
-invariably alluded to as 'she,'" said he, airily.
-
-"Such an one must surely be the most formidable piece of femininity in
-the world," said Mr. Kendal.
-
-"By no means," said Garrick. "During my career as the manager of a
-playhouse I have had to face worse. Still, the training of a naval
-officer in dealing with feminine craft--at times off a lee shore, and
-often during a storm at sea--nothing to be compared to the tempests in
-our green-room--is certain to be of value. You will stay, Lieutenant
-Burney, if it please you."
-
-"I should be most unwilling to obtrude upon your council, sir," said
-young Burney, "unless you are convinced that my humble services----"
-
-"You have been among the savages of the South Seas, and you are
-acquainted with all the rules of chasing and capturing prizes, all
-of the feminine gender--I allude to your sloops and frigates and
-catamarans--I take it for granted that a catamaran is as feminine in its
-ways as any wherry that floats," cried Garrick. Then he turned to their
-visitor, who was looking more puzzled than ever.
-
-"You may reckon yourself fortunate in the presence of our young friend,
-sir," he said. "So far as I can gather this is a case of chase, with
-a possible capture of a prize. I venture to think that in these days a
-gentleman of family and fortune, like yourself, is something of a prize,
-Mr. Kendal." This was language that contained nothing to puzzle anyone,
-the visitor perceived. His face brightened, and he waved young Burney to
-a seat.
-
-"I take it that Mr. Garrick knows what he is talking about," he said.
-"And though it was truly your father to whom I came for counsel, I
-doubt not that you will take my part, should the worst come to the
-worst."
-
-"Which means, should the lady come to the gentleman, Mr. Burney," said
-Garrick.
-
-"Pay out your yarn, sir: I gather that you are still to the windward of
-your enemy, and that is the position which the books tell us we should
-manoeuvre for," cried the nautical assessor.
-
-Dr. Burney sat silently by, he had no mind to join in the fooling of
-the others. Dr. Burney had never in his life lost a sense of his own
-dignity. He had been a church organist for thirty years, and no man
-who has had such an experience of the control of an instrument of such
-superlative dignity could be otherwise than dignified. He had never
-once run off on a keyboard a single phrase of "The Beggar's Opera." Even
-Handel's "Ruddier than the Cherry," with Mr. Gay's ticklish rhymed
-line about "Kidlings blithe and merry," he only played apologetically,
-allowing it to be clearly understood that Mr. Handel and Mr. Gay divided
-between them the responsibility for so frivolous a measure.
-
-He remained dignified and silent while Garrick and James carried on
-their fooling. Only a short time before he had occasion to reprove the
-lack of dignity on the part of his important patroness, Mrs. Thrale, the
-wife of the wealthy brewer, in having put herself behind Signor Piozzi
-while he was singing a sentimental canzone and mimicked his southern
-fervour of expression. Mrs. Thrale had taken his reproof in good part
-at the time; but no one--least of all Mrs. Thrale herself--could have
-foreseen that her contrition should extend so far as to cause her to
-marry the singer on the death of Mr. Thrale.
-
-"To be brief, sir," said Mr. Kendal, addressing, not Dr. Burney, whom he
-had come to consult, but Mr. Garrick, who had shown himself to be much
-more sympathetic. "To be brief, I had gone to the Wells as my custom has
-been for the past twenty years. I went honestly to drink the waters, not
-making it an excuse, as so many do, for indulging in the gaieties, or, I
-may add, the intrigues, of the Assembly Rooms. I was civil, as I hoped,
-to everyone, but, I give you my word, no more so to Mrs. Nash than any
-other lady."
-
-"I do not doubt that you believe this, sir," said Garrick, with an
-indulgent wave of the hand; "but when a lady has eyes only for one
-gentleman, she is apt to place a construction upon the simplest of
-his civilities beyond that assigned to it by ordinary people; but pray
-proceed, sir. I will only add that it was quite well known at the Wells
-that the lady regarded you with the tenderest of emotions. Had she not
-boldly said to Lady-------- no; I dare not mention her name; but her
-ladyship is invariably what the Italians term _simpatica_ in regard to
-the tender affairs of her sisters--and it was to her that Mrs. Nash
-confided her secret--referring to you as bearing a striking resemblance
-to the Apollo Belvedere, hoping that her doing so would not cause anyone
-to accuse her of Pagan leanings."
-
-"Is it possible! The poor lady! poor lady! But I was not to blame. I
-can justly acquit myself of all blame in this unhappy affair," said Mr.
-Kendal.
-
-"You are quite right, sir; is it a man's fault that he should bear a
-striking likeness to the Apollo--I doubt not that the resemblance has
-caused you some annoyance at various times of your life, Mr. Kendal,"
-said Garrick.
-
-"Never, sir, never--at least----" he took a step to one side that
-allowed of his having a full-length view of his reflection in the narrow
-mirror that filled up the space between the windows; and the result of
-his scrutiny of the picture was certainly not displeasing to him. He
-boldly put forward a leg, and then quite unconscious, as anyone could
-see, struck an attitude, though not quite that of the Apollo Belvedere.
-Then he smirked.
-
-"A leg like yours, Mr. Kendal, to say nothing of the poise of your
-head, is a great responsibility," said Garrick seriously. "The poor
-lady!--poor ladies!--I confess that I have heard of others. And she
-acknowledged to you that--that--oh, that most delicate of secrets!"
-
-"Never to me, sir--never in my hearing, I give you my word," cried
-the man emphatically. "Nay, I did not so much as suspect it. The
-first intimation that I had of the matter was when, on Monday morning
-last--only three days ago--Captain Kelly--the boisterous Irishman--clapt
-me on the shoulder and almost shouted out his congratulations in my
-ear. When I forced him to mention the name of the lady, he ridiculed my
-denial--his forefinger in my ribs--painful as well as undignified. Who
-is Captain Kelly, that he should subject me to his familiarities? But
-if he was undignified, I flatter myself that I was not so. 'Sir, you
-presume,' I said, and walked on, leaving this vulgar fellow roaring with
-laughter."
-
-"Psha! Kelly is a nobody," said Garrick. "You should not have allowed
-yourself to be discomposed by such as he."
-
-"Nor did I," cried the other. "But what was I to think when I had
-advanced no more than a dozen paces, and found my hand grasped warmly
-by Sir John Dingle?--you know him, Mr. Garrick--I have seen him in
-your company--more congratulations--the same attitude, sir. And then
-up marches Mr. Sheridan--leaving his handsome wife--ah, I fear that I
-joined with all Bath in being in love with the lovely Miss Linley--and
-Mr. Sheridan was wellnigh affronted at my denial. But that was not all.
-Up comes Mrs. Cholmondeley in her chair and tapped for the men to set
-her down when she saw me--up went the roof and up went her head, with
-a shrill cry of 'Kendal, you rogue! to tell everyone at the Wells save
-only myself that Benedick is to be a married man!' And before she had
-finished her ridicule of my denial, up struts Mrs. Thrale, her footman
-behind her with her spaniel, and down she sinks in a curtsey, fitted
-only for a special night in the Rooms, and her 'Happy man!' came with a
-flick of her fan; and she, too, named Mrs. Nash! And that was not the
-last--I saw them hurrying up to me from all sides--ladies with smiles,
-and gentlemen with smirks--fingers twitching for my ribs--down they
-flowed upon me! I ask you, Lieutenant Burney, as a naval gentleman, and
-I am glad to have the opportunity of hearing your opinion--I ask you, if
-I was not justified in turning about and hastening away--what you
-nautical gentlemen term 'cutting my cable '?"
-
-"Indeed, sir; if I could believe that you gave the lady no
-encouragement, I would say that--that--but no one will convince me that
-upon some occasion--it may be forgotten by you--such men of fashion as
-yourself soon forget these things, I have heard, though the unhappy lady
-treasures them as golden memories--I say upon some occasion you may have
-given the Widow Nash encouragement. You have your reputation as a sly
-rogue to maintain, Mr. Kendal," said young Burney gravely, as though he
-were a lawyer being seriously consulted.
-
-"Fore Gad, sir, I gave her no encouragement," cried Mr. Kendal. "I have
-ever been most cautious, I swear."
-
-"Then the greater shame for you, sir," said Garrick.
-
-The man whom he addressed looked in amazement first at Garrick, then at
-Lieutenant Burney--Dr. Burney, whom he had come to consult, was smiling
-quite unnoticed in a corner. His part, apparently, was no more than that
-of the looker-on at a comedy. His presence was ignored by the others.
-
-"The more shame--the more----" began the visitor. "I protest that I
-scarcely take your meaning, Mr. Garrick."
-
-"My meaning is plain, sir," said Garrick firmly, almost sternly. "I
-affirm that it lay with you, when you perceived that the lady was so
-deeply enamoured of you----"
-
-"But I did not perceive it--you have my word for it."
-
-"Ah, sir," said Garrick, with the shrug of a Frenchman, which he had
-studied for some months in Paris--Mr. Garrick and Lord Chesterfield
-had alone mastered the art. "Ah, sir, we are all men of the world here.
-'Twere idle for you to pretend that a gentleman with the figure of the
-Belvedere Apollo and the leg of--of----" he turned to young Burney-- "You
-have seen the proud-stepping figure-heads of many ships of the line, Mr.
-Burney," he said; "prithee help me out in my search for--for--the name I
-am in search of."
-
-"H'm, let me see--something wooden with a leg to be proud of?" said the
-naval gentleman, considering the matter very earnestly.
-
-"Zounds, sir, I did not make it a condition that it should be a wooden
-leg," cried Garrick.
-
-"I have seen more than one Admiral of the Fleet mighty proud of a wooden
-leg, sir," said Burney. "But this is beside the question, which I
-take to be the responsibility of our good friend here--I hope I don't
-presume, Mr. Kendal--for kindling, albeit unconsciously, so far as he
-was concerned--that sacred flame in the breast of--to name only one out
-of a score--the lady whose name he mentioned."
-
-"You are with me heart and soul, as I felt sure you would be, Mr.
-Burney; as a naval officer of judgment and experience," cried Garrick,
-"and so, sir--" he turned to their visitor-- "I cannot doubt that you
-will comport yourself as a gentleman of honour in this affair. Do not
-allow your yielding to the natural impulse to run away to weigh too
-heavily upon you. If your act should cause you to be referred to with
-reprobation, not to say scorn, by the ladies or gentlemen of fashion who
-are certain to espouse the cause of the lady, your subsequent conduct
-will show them that they mistook your character. And I promise you that
-should you receive a challenge from any of the lady's admirers--those
-whose prayers she rejected because her heart was set on a gentleman who
-was worthy of her choice--I think you can afford to ignore them, having
-won the prize. Ah, sir, is there not a poet who says that every man that
-lives has a good angel and a bad one contending for dominion over him?
-That is the truth, Mr. Kendal, and I see that your good angel is none
-other than the lady whose name I reckon too sacred to pass our lips at
-such a time as this. Ah, sir, think of her, and let your mind go back to
-the days of your happy boyhood, and say if the mother at whose knees you
-knelt did not resemble her. The affection of a son for his mother--let
-that plead for the lady who esteems you with more than a mother's love."
-
-He had laid his hand on the poor gentleman's shoulder, and was looking
-into his face, while the tears stood in his eyes, and his voice broke
-more than once.
-
-And there sat Dr. Burney wiping his eyes, and Lieutenant Burney
-blubbering away like any child--the two accessories to the actor's
-farce could not avoid yielding to the-influence of his unparalleled art.
-Though they were in his secret, he made fools of them as easily as he
-made a fool of the poor gentleman who was presumably his victim. And
-they had no feeling of being ashamed of yielding to his powers. He could
-do anything that he pleased with them. He could do anything he pleased
-with the multitudes before whom he acted. He was the master of their
-emotions for the time being. He played upon their passions as though
-every passion was a puppet and the strings in his own hands.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-|THE scene ended by Mr. Garrick's victim groping through his tears
-for Mr. Garrick's hand. He grasped it emotionally, and though for some
-moments he was too greatly overcome to be able to utter a word, yet at
-last he managed to blurt out with affecting incoherence a few phrases.
-
-"Say no more--say no more, sir," he muttered. "I have a heart--a
-heart! I give you my word, whether you believe me or not, that I had no
-notion--but you have shown me what 'tis to be a woman. Oh, sir, there
-is no sweeter sex in the world! Deception! how a man's own heart may
-deceive him--ay, up to a certain point--but then--ah, you have taught
-me--but are you sure that the lady--what--have we not been going ahead
-too fast? What--what; are you convinced?"
-
-"You may take my word for it, sir," replied Garrick. "There are signs
-that all who run may read. What, do you suppose that all those persons
-of quality whose names you mentioned just now as having offered you
-their felicitations--do you suppose that they could all be in error?"
-
-"Of course not--they must have seen--well, more than I saw," said the
-man. "Matrimony! Lud! if an angel had come down to tell me that I should
-be contemplating such a change of life--and at my time of life too!--I
-should have----"
-
-"What an angel may fail to convince a man of, a woman may succeed in
-doing, Mr. Kendal," said Garrick sententiously. "But do not talk of your
-time of life as if you were an old or even a middle-aged man, sir. To do
-so were to make Dr. Burney and myself feel patriarchs."
-
-The mention of Dr. Burney seemed to cause the man to recollect how it
-was he came to be in Dr. Burney's house. He turned to Burney, saying:
-
-"Dear sir, I pray that you will look on my visit with lenient eyes.
-I admit that I came hitherto be advised by you--my friend, Mr. Fulke
-Greville, holds your opinion in the highest esteem, as do I, sir; and it
-was actually on my mind to ask you if you thought it would be wiser for
-me to go abroad for a year or two, or simply to seek some place of
-retirement at home--say, Cornwall or the Hebrides--I gather from the
-account of Dr. Johnson's tour thither that there are many places
-difficult of access in the Hebrides--that was on my mind, Doctor, I
-blush to acknowledge, so greatly overcome was I by what had happened at
-the Wells."
-
-"Ah, with what great ease a man may slam the door that shuts out
-happiness from his life for evermore!" remarked Garrick.
-
-"Even now--even now I feel timid," said Mr. Kendal thoughtfully, and,
-when he had found which pocket his handkerchief was in, wiping some dew
-from his brow. "The truth is, Doctor, that I have allowed some people to
-assume that I am but forty-seven years old, while as a matter of fact I
-have been forty-eight for some time."
-
-"For some years?" asked young Burney, who did not know when he should
-keep silence.
-
-"For some months, sir--only for some months, I give you my word."
-
-"Your deception in this matter could only have added to your reputation
-for accuracy," said Garrick coolly. "For I vow that were you to confess
-that you were forty-eight, you would find none to believe you."
-
-The gentleman's eyes twinkled, he pursed out his lips, and once again
-manoeuvred to get a full-length view of himself in the long mirror.
-He put out his right leg and assumed the attitude of a dancing master
-giving the _pas_ for the _minuet de cour_.
-
-"Well, well," he cried, "if that be your opinion--and I happen to
-know that 'tis shared by others--it might not be unwise to allow the
-assumption, erroneous though it be, to continue. We will not undeceive
-the good folk. And you do not think that a bachelor of forty-eight--What
-is the name of that play of Mr. Sheridan's that took the town a year
-ago?--ah, _The School for Scandal_--you are sure that our friends will
-not call me--What was the gentleman's name?"
-
-"No one who knows how excellent are your principles will think of you
-either as Charles or Joseph, Mr. Kendal," said Garrick.
-
-"No, no; but the one who was in my mind was neither of the brothers. I
-was thinking of--was it not Sir Peter Teazle?"
-
-Garrick as well as Burney laughed heartily, for the man at that moment
-suggested by his attitude and expression the Sir Peter Teazle of Kina,
-the actor.
-
-"Make your mind easy on that score, sir," said Dr. Burney. "It is not
-your purpose to wed so skittish a young person as Lady Teazle. That was
-where Sir Peter showed his folly."
-
-"No, no; Mrs. Nash is more mature, certainly, than Mrs. Abington looked
-in the part," said Mr. Kendal confidently, and Lieutenant Burney was
-about to agree with him boisterously, but Garrick did not give him a
-chance.
-
-"There is none that will not commend your choice, Mr. Kendal--ay, sir,
-and look on you with envy as well," he cried.
-
-"There can be no doubt about it," said Mr. Kendal doubtfully. "The widow
-Nash is a monstrous fine woman."
-
-"Monstrous, I doubt not," put in young Burney, now that he had the
-chance.
-
-"All that I am uneasy about is the interpretation that she may put upon
-your sudden flight," said Garrick. "You have, you will readily allow,
-sir, placed her in a somewhat difficult position at the Wells. While
-everyone who is anyone has been offering you congratulations upon the
-match, and a double portion to the lady, strange inquiries may be made
-as to your disappearance from the Wells; and she may not be able to give
-a satisfactory explanation at a moment's notice."
-
-"Egad! I never thought of that, sir," said Mr. Kendal, after a pause. "I
-fear that I have placed her in a very awkward position."
-
-"Ay, sir; and the consequences may be that she will be snapped up by
-some adventurous person before you can put your fate to the test,"
-said the naval man, raising a warning finger. "I have heard of ladies
-throwing themselves into the arms of the next comer out of sheer chagrin
-at being disappointed by the man on whom they had set their affections."
-
-"That is a possibility that should not be neglected," said Garrick.
-"But it was only on Monday that you fled. By rapid posting you may yet
-prevent such a calamity."
-
-He was beginning to tire of his game now that he had succeeded so
-well in it and so easily. The fooling of the man who had so completely
-succumbed to his art had no further interest for him. He only wanted to
-get rid of him. He was as capricious and as fickle as a child over the
-toys of its nursery.
-
-"I shall lose no moment, be assured," said Mr. Kendal. "I may still be
-in time. My hope in this direction is increased when I remember that
-the lady has been a widow for some years--to be exact, without being
-uncomplimentary, nine years. I remember when Mr. Nash died. 'Twas of
-pleurisy."
-
-"Do not reckon too confidently on that, sir," said young Burney. "Nine
-years have not passed since she faced the company at the Wells, every
-one of which was surely pointing at her and asking in mute eloquence,
-'What has become of Mr. Kendal?' But by posting without delay you may
-yet retrieve your error. Still, I confess to you that I have known of a
-lady who, out of sheer impatience at the delay of a lover whom she
-had hoped to espouse, married his rival after the lapse of twenty-four
-hours--ay, and when the belated gentleman arrived just after the
-ceremony, he furnished the wedding party with a succulent feast. She
-was the Queen of one of the islands that we visited in the company of
-Captain Cook, and the cockswain of our galley kept the pickled hand of
-the belated lover for many a day--the very hand which he had designed to
-offer the lady."
-
-"This simple and affecting narrative proves more eloquently than any
-phrases of mine could possibly do how a man may miss the happiness of
-his life by a hair's breadth," said Garrick. "And the lesson will not be
-lost upon you, I am certain, sir."
-
-"Lud, Mr. Garrick, you do not mean to suggest that----"
-
-"That the lady may make a meal off you on your late return, sir? Nay,
-Mr. Kendal. The Wells are still the Wells, not the South Seas; but on
-the whole I am disposed to believe that the scheme of revenge of
-the woman scorned is fiercer, though perhaps not, at first sight, so
-primeval, in the region of Chalybeate Waters than in a cannibal island
-of the South Seas. Therefore--there is no time to be lost. Fly to your
-charmer, sir, and throw yourself at her feet. She may be thinking over
-some punishment for your having placed her in a false position for some
-days; but do not mind that. You can always console yourself with the
-reflection that a rod in pickle is much more satisfactory than a hand in
-pickle. Fly, my dear friend, fly; every moment is precious. Take my word
-for it, joy awaits you at the end of your journey."
-
-"'Journeys end in lovers meeting,'" remarked Dr. Burney, with a slight
-suggestion of the setting of the words of the lyric by his old master,
-Dr. Arne.
-
-At this moment a servant entered the room.
-
-"The Streatham carriage is at the door, sir," he announced.
-
-Dr. Burney rose from his chair.
-
-"I am forced to leave you, sir," he said to Mr. Kendal. "But really
-there is naught further to consult on at present, and I know that you
-are impatient--it is but natural--to fly to the side of your charmer."
-
-"I am all impatience, sir; but with what words can I express my
-obligation to you, Doctor, for the benefit of your counsel?" cried Mr.
-Kendal.
-
-Dr. Burney smiled.
-
-"Nay, dear sir, I am but the lessee of the theatre where the comedy has
-been played," said he; and he had good reason for feeling that he had
-defined with accuracy the position that he occupied. But Mr. Kendal
-was thinking too much about himself and the position he occupied to
-appreciate such _nuances_.
-
-"I knew that I was safe in coming to a friend of Mr. Greville," he said.
-"I care not if, as you suggest, you have become Mr. Garrick's successor
-at Drury Lane, though I thought that Mr. Sheridan----"
-
-"Zounds, sir, you are never going to wait to discuss theatre matters,"
-cried Garrick. "Dr. Burney has been exercising his powers of oratory in
-vain upon you for this half hour if you tarry even to thank him. Post,
-sir, post at once to Tunbridge Wells, and send Dr. Burney your thanks
-when you have put the momentous question to the lady. Go, sir, without
-the pause of a moment, and good luck attend you."
-
-"Good luck attend you! Keep up your heart, sir: the lady may refuse
-you after all," said young Burney; but the poor gentleman who was being
-hurried away was too much flurried to be able to grasp the young man's
-innuendo, though one could see by the look that came to his face that
-he had an uneasy impression that Lieutenant Burney's good wishes had not
-been happily expressed. The great thing, however, was that he was at
-the other side of the door, calling out his obligations to everyone,
-and striving to shake hands with them all at once and yet preserve the
-security of his hat, which he had tucked under his arm. So excited was
-he that he was only restrained at the last moment from mounting the
-Thrales' carriage which was awaiting Dr. Burney, and even when his
-mistake was explained to him, he took off his hat to the splendid
-footman who had guarded the door of the vehicle.
-
-In the room where the comedy had been played, Garrick and Lieutenant
-Burney had thrown themselves into chairs with roars of laughter, when
-Dr. Burney returned from the hall, carrying his hat and cane. He was
-scarcely smiling.
-
-"You have played a pretty prank upon an inoffensive gentleman, the pair
-of you!" said he. "I am ashamed that my house has been used by you for
-so base a purpose! The poor gentleman!"
-
-"Psha! my dear Doctor, make your mind easy; the lady will teach that
-coxcomb a lesson that will be of advantage to him for the rest of his
-life," said Garrick. "He has been the laughingstock of the Wells for the
-past fortnight, and no one laughed louder than the Widow Nash. She will
-bundle him out of her presence before he has had time to rise from his
-marrow-bones--he does not find the process a rapid one, I assure you.
-Oh, he was her _bete noire_ even when he was most civil to her."
-
-"And it was you who concocted that plot of getting all your
-friends--Mrs. Cholmondeley, Mrs. Thrale and the rest--to make a fool of
-him, driving him away from the Wells to encounter a more irresistible
-pair of mocking demons in this room!" said Burney. "You cannot deny it,
-my friend, I know your tricks but too well."
-
-"I swear to you that I had no hope of encountering him in this house, my
-dear Doctor," said Garrick. "I give you my word that I had laid my
-plans quite differently. My plot was a far more elaborate one, and Polly
-Cholmondeley had agreed to take part in it, as well as Dick Sheridan.
-They will be disappointed to learn that it has miscarried. Who could
-guess that he should come to you of all men in the world, Doctor? He has
-never been one of your intimates."
-
-"Only when I was living with Mr. Greville had we more than a superficial
-acquaintance," replied Burney. "But that does not make me the less
-ashamed of having lent myself to your nefarious project. And you, James,
-you threw yourself with gusto into the fooling of the unhappy man--and
-woman too--and woman too, I repeat."
-
-"Pray do not distress yourself on her account, Doctor. She will send him
-off with a flea in his ear by to-morrow night, and she will take care
-to pose as the insulted widow of Mr. Nash, whose memory is dear to her,"
-said Garrick.
-
-"Will she, indeed?" said Burney. "David Garrick, you are the greatest
-actor that has ever lived in England--probably in the world--but you are
-a poor comedian compared with such as are at work upon our daily life:
-we call them Circumstance, and Accident, and Coincidence. You know the
-couplet, I doubt not:=
-
-```' Men are the sport of circumstances when
-
-```The circumstances seem the sport of men.'=
-
-You have sounded the depths of human impulses, so far as your plummet
-allows you, and womankind seems to you an open book----"
-
-"An illuminated missal, with the prayers done in gold and the Lessons
-for the day in the most roseate tint, Doctor."
-
-"And the Responses all of a kind--the same in one book as another? But I
-make bold to believe, my friend, that every woman is a separate volume,
-of which only one copy has been printed; and, moreover, that every
-separate volume of woman is sealed, so that anyone who fancies he knows
-all that is bound up between the covers, when he has only glanced at the
-binding, makes a mistake."
-
-"Admirably put, sir, and, I vow, with fine philosophy," said Garrick.
-"But what imports this nomination of a woman at the present moment,
-Doctor?"
-
-"Its import is that you are over sanguine in your assurance that Mrs.
-Nash, widow, will reject Mr. Kendal, bachelor, when he offers her his
-hand after a dusty journey; and so good day to you, David Garrick, and
-I pray you to spend the rest of the day in the study of the history
-of those women who have opened the leaves of their lives a little way
-before the eyes of mankind."
-
-He had left the room and was within the waiting carriage and driving
-away before his son remarked:
-
-"Mr. Garrick, it seems to me that my good father has spoken the wisest
-words that you or I have heard to-day or for many a day."
-
-"And i' faith, James, it seems to me that that remark of yours is the
-second wisest that has been uttered in this room," said Garrick.
-
-He went away without a further word--without even taking his leave of
-the two young women and their stepmother, who herself had been a widow
-before she had married Dr. Burney. He had once believed that nothing
-a woman--young or old--could do would surprise him; for some reason or
-other he was not now quite so confident as he had been. But he certainly
-did not think that one of the greatest surprises of the century should
-be due to the demure young woman who seemed the commonplace daughter of
-a very ordinary household, and who at the moment of his departure was
-darning a small hole in a kitchen table-cloth, under the superintendence
-of her admirable stepmother.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-|IN the course of the morning Esther, the married daughter of the Bumey
-family, called at the house in St. Martin's Street. Esther, or as she
-was usually alluded to by her sisters, Hetty or Hettina, was handsome
-and accomplished. She had been married for some years to her cousin,
-Charles Rousseau Burney, who was a musician, and they lived and enjoyed
-living in an atmosphere of music. Her father took care that she was
-never likely to be asphyxiated; their atmosphere would never become
-attenuated so long as they lived, as they did, close to St. Martin's
-Street. He was well aware of the fact that his Hetty's duets with her
-husband--"matrimonial duets" they were called by Fanny in some of her
-letters--and also with her sister Charlotte, served to attract many
-distinguished visitors and profitable patrons to his house; he never
-forgot that profitable patrons and patronesses are always attracted
-by distinguished visitors. When one finds oneself in the company of
-distinguished people, one naturally feels a distinguished person also.
-
-Moreover, Dr. Burney knew perfectly well that when ambitious patrons
-and patronesses were made aware of the success which he had achieved in
-respect of his daughters, they were all ready to implore of him to
-spare some of his valuable time to give lessons to themselves, seeing no
-reason why, with his assistance, they should not reach the level of his
-two musical daughters. He conducted his teaching on the principle which
-brings fortunes to the Parisian modiste, who takes good care that her
-mannequins are good-looking and of a fine figure, knowing that the
-visitors to the showrooms have no doubt, no matter how little Nature
-has done for their own features or figures, that in the robes of the
-mannequins they will appear equally fascinating.
-
-The adoption of this system in the Burney household operated extremely
-well, and Dr. Burney had for several years enjoyed the proceeds of his
-cultivation of the musical tastes of the most influential clientle in
-London. In addition, the greatest singers in Europe, knowing that there
-was always an influential _assistance_ to be found at Dr. Burney's
-little concerts in St. Martin's Street, were greatly pleased to
-contribute to the entertainment, for love, what they were in the habit
-of receiving large sums for from an impresario. Those Italian operatic
-artists most notorious for the extravagance of their demands when
-appearing in public, were pushing each other aside, so to speak, to be
-allowed to sing at Dr. Burney's, and really upon more than one occasion
-the contest between the generosity of a pair of the most distinguished
-of these singers must have been somewhat embarrassing to Dr. Burney.
-They were clearly singing against each other; and one of them, who
-invariably received fifty guineas for every contribution she made to a
-programme in public, insisted on singing no fewer than five songs, "all
-for love" (and to prove her superiority to her rival), upon a certain
-occasion at the Burneys'; so that really the little company ran a chance
-of being suffocated beneath the burden of flowers, as it were--the
-never-ending _fioriture_ of these generous artists--and Dr. Burney found
-himself in the position of the lion-tamer who runs a chance of being
-overwhelmed by the caresses of the carnivora who rush to lick his hands.
-
-The result of all this was extremely gratifying, and eminently
-profitable. Had Dr. Burney not been a great musician and shown by the
-publication of the first volume of the greatest History of Music the
-world had yet received, that he was worthy of being placed in the
-foremost ranks of scientific musicians, he would have run a chance of
-being placed only a little higher than the musical Cornelys of Soho
-Square, who gave their concerts, and entertained their friends, and made
-quite a reputation for some years before bankruptcy overtook them and
-the precincts of the Fleet became their headquarters.
-
-And now the beautiful Esther Burney was toying with the contents of her
-sister Fanny's work-basket, talking about her husband and his prospects,
-and inquiring what Mr. Garrick and James had to talk about in the room
-downstairs.
-
-"Pray speak in French to Fanny," said Mrs. Burney. "I cannot get Lottie
-and Susan to do so as frequently as I could wish. You must remember that
-poor Fanny has had none of your advantages, and I do not want her to
-be talked of as the dunce of the family. She really is not a dunce, you
-know; in spite of her bad sight she really has done some very pretty
-sewing."
-
-"I have seen it," said Esther. "She works very neatly--more neatly than
-any of us."
-
-Fanny blushed and smiled her thanks to her sister for the compliment.
-
-"What else is there left for me to do but to give all my attention to
-my needle?" she said. "I constantly feel that I am the dunce of the
-family--you are all so clever."
-
-"It is well for many families that they include one useful member," said
-her stepmother in a way that suggested her complete agreement with
-the girl's confession that she was the dunce of the family. A mother's
-acknowledgment that a girl is either useful or good-natured is
-practically an announcement that she is neither pretty nor accomplished.
-
-"And Fanny has many friends," continued Mrs. Burney indulgently.
-
-"Which shows how kind people are, even to a dunce," said Fanny, not
-bitterly, but quite good-humouredly.
-
-"But I am not sure that she should spend so much of her time writing to
-Mr. Crisp," said the elder Mrs. Burney to the younger.
-
-"Oh, poor Daddy Crisp!" cried Fanny. "Pray, mother, do not cut him off
-from his weekly budget of news. If I fail to send him a letter he is
-really disconsolate. 'Tis my letters that keep him still in touch with
-the life of the town."
-
-"Well, well, my dear Fanny, I shall not deprive you of your Daddy
-Crisp," said her stepmother. "Poor Mr. Crisp must not be left to the
-tender mercies of Susan or Lottie. He is most hospitable, and his house
-at Chessington makes a pleasant change for us now and again, and he took
-a great fancy to you from the first."
-
-"Daddy Crisp was always Fanny's special friend," said Esther. "And I am
-sure that it is good practice for Fanny to write to him."
-
-"Oh, she has long ago given up that childish nonsense," cried the
-mother. "Poor Fanny made a pretty bonfire of her scribblings, and she
-has shown no weakness in that way since she took my advice in regard to
-them."
-
-Fanny was blushing furiously and giving all her attention to her work.
-
-"She has still a sense of the guilt that attaches to the writing of
-stories, though I am sure that no one in this house remembers it against
-her," said Esther with a laugh, as Fanny's blushes increased. "But
-indeed I had not in my mind Mr. Crisp's advantage to her in this way,
-but only in regard to her correspondence. She has become quite an expert
-letter-writer since he induced her to send him her budget, and indeed I
-think that good letter-writing is as much of an accomplishment in these
-careless days as good singing--that is ordinary good singing--the good
-singing that we hear from some of father's pupils--Queenie Thrale, _par
-exemple!_"
-
-"Your father is a good teacher, but the best teacher in the world cannot
-endow with a good singing-voice anyone who has not been so gifted by
-Nature," said the elder lady. "'Tis somewhat different, to be sure, in
-regard to correspondence, and I do not doubt that Fanny's practice in
-writing to good Mr. Crisp will one day cause her to be regarded as one
-of the best letter-writers in the family, and that is something. It is
-a ladylike accomplishment, and one that is worth excelling in; it gives
-innocent pleasure to so many of her friends who live at a distance; and
-your father can always obtain plenty of franks, Mr. Charmier and Mr.
-Thrale are very obliging."
-
-Fanny was a little fidgety while her eldest sister and her stepmother
-were discussing her in a tone of indulgence which was more humiliating
-than open reprobation would have been. But she knew that the truth
-was, that from her earliest years she was looked on as the dunce of the
-family, and she was so morbidly self-conscious that she was quite ready
-to accept their estimate of her. The silent member of a musical
-family soon finds out how she is looked on by the others; not with
-unkindness--quite the contrary--but only as if she were to be slightly
-pitied for her deficiency. But she had a secret or two, the treasuring
-of which in her heart prevented her from having any feeling of
-humiliation in the presence of her splendid sister, whom all the world
-sought to attract to their houses, especially when there were guests
-anxious to be entertained by the sweet singing of a handsome young
-woman with a very presentable young husband. Fanny had her secrets
-and cherished them with a fearful joy, for she knew that any day might
-remove either or both of them, and then there would be nothing left for
-her in the household but to put her heart into her needlework. But one
-cannot do needlework without needles, and if she were to put her heart
-into her work, and if every needle had a point, the result would, she
-knew, be a good many prickings.
-
-She trusted that she might never be condemned to put her heart into her
-needlework.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-|THEN Lieutenant Burney sauntered into the room and greeted Esther; but
-when Fanny inquired with some eagerness what had been the result of Mr.
-Garrick's fooling of poor Mr. Kendal, James was by no means so glib or
-amusing as Fanny expected him to be.
-
-"Psha!" he cried; "that Mr. Kendal is not worth powder and shot--at
-least not the weight of metal that Mr. Garrick can discharge--not in a
-broadside--Mr. Garrick is not given to broadsides--they are too clumsy
-for him--he is like Luke Boscawen, our chief gunner; he had a contempt
-for what he was used to term a blustering broadside, having a liking
-only for the working of his little brass swivel. He could do anything
-that he pleased with his little swivel. 'Ping!' it would go, when he
-had squinted along the sights, and the object he aimed at half a
-mile away--sometimes so small that we could scarce see it from our
-foretop--down it went. Boscawen could do what he pleased with it--the
-blunt nose of a whale rising to spout a mile away--the stem of a
-cocoa-nut palm on one of the islands when we were not sure of
-the natives and there was no time to climb the tree--that is the
-marksmanship of Mr. Garrick, and your Mr. Kendal was not worthy of an
-exercise of so much skill."
-
-"Nobody seems too insignificant to be made a fool of by Mr. Garrick,"
-said Mrs. Burney. "He is as happy when he has made a gruesome face and
-frightened a maid with a mop at the doorstep, as when he has stricken us
-with awe when the ghost enters in _Hamlet_, or when Macbeth declaims of
-the horror of the curse of sleeplessness that has been cast on him. That
-is why I said before he arrived that I was not sure that his influence
-upon you all is for good. He makes one lose one's sense of the right
-proportions and realities of life. Now is not that so, Hetty? I make
-no appeal to Fanny, for I know that she has ever been devoted to Mr.
-Garrick. Is it not true that she was used to frighten poor Lottie before
-she was ten by showing how Mr. Garrick frowned as the Duke of Gloster?"
-
-"I know that Fanny murdered us all in turn in our beds, assuring us that
-we were the Princes in the Tower, or some less real characters invented
-by herself," said Esther. "But indeed if James tells us that Mr.
-Garrick's gun practice smashed the cocoa-nut that serves Mr. Kendal as a
-head, I should not grieve. Tell us what happened, James."
-
-"Oh, 'twas naught worth words to describe," said James. "The man came to
-take counsel of Daddy in regard to a jest that Mr. Garrick had, unknown
-to his victim, played off upon him, and Mr. Garrick so worked upon him
-that Daddy had no chance to speak. But Mr. Garrick made fools of us as
-well, for I give you my word, though we were in with him in his jest,
-he had us blubbering like boobies when he laid his hand on the fellow's
-shoulder and spoke nonsense in a voice quivering and quavering as though
-he were at the point of breaking down."
-
-Mrs. Burney the elder shook her head.
-
-"That is what I do not like--that trifling with sacred things," she
-said. "'Tis not decent in a private house--I would not tolerate it even
-in a playhouse, and I see that you are of my opinion, James, though you
-may have been dragged into the abetting of Mr. Garrick in whatever mad
-scheme he had set himself upon perfecting."
-
-"Oh, for that matter we are all sorry when we have been merry at the
-expense of another, even though he be an elderly coxcomb such as that
-Mr. Kendal," said James. "But enough--more than enough--of coxcomb
-Kendal! Tell us of the Duchess's concert, Hetty. Were the matrimonial
-duets as successful as usual?"
-
-Esther, who had been disappointed that her stepmother had not yet said
-a word about the concert of the previous night given by the Dowager
-Duchess of Portland, at which she and her husband had performed,
-brightened up at her brother's question.
-
-"The concert was well enough," she replied with an affectation of
-carelessness. "'Twas no better than many that have taken place under
-this roof. Her Grace and her grandees were very kind to us--we had
-enough plaudits to turn the head of Gabrielli herself."
-
-"Oh, the Gabrielli's head has been turned so frequently that one can
-never tell when it sits straight on her shoulders," said James.
-
-"She was _very_ civil to us last evening," said Esther. "Indeed, she
-was civil to everyone until the enchanter Rauzzini sang the solo
-from _Piramo e Tisbe_ and swept the company off their feet. The poor
-Gabrielli had no chance against Rauzzini."
-
-"Especially in a company that numbered many ladies," said James, with a
-laugh. "You remember what Sir Joshua told us that Dr. Goldsmith had once
-said of Johnson?--that in his argument he was like the highwayman: when
-his pistol missed fire he knocked one down with the butt."
-
-"I heard that upon one occasion Dr. Johnson knocked a man down with a
-heavy book, but I cannot imagine his ever firing a pistol," remarked
-Mrs. Burney, who had been used, when the wife of a straightforward
-merchant of Lynn, to take every statement literally, and had not yet
-become accustomed to the involved mode of speaking of the brilliant
-young Burneys.
-
-"You mean that Rauzzini--I don't quite perceive what you do mean by your
-reference to Dr. Goldsmith's apt humour," said Esther.
-
-"I only mean that among such a company as assembled at the Duchess's, if
-he missed fire with his singing, he glanced around with those dark eyes
-of his and the ladies went down before him by the score," replied James.
-"Do not I speak the truth, Fanny?" he added, turning quickly to where
-Fanny was searching with her short-sighted eyes close to her work-basket
-for some material that seemed to be missing.
-
-But she had clearly heard her brother's question, for she did not need
-to raise her head or to ask him to repeat it.
-
-"Oh, we are all the slaves of the nobil' signor," she said, and
-continued her search in the basket.
-
-"From the way he talked to us last night it might be fancied that it was
-he who was the captive," said Esther.
-
-"And I do not doubt that he is living in a state of constant captivity,"
-laughed James. "Ay, or I should rather term it inconstant captivity,
-for I dare swear that those black eyes of his do a deal of roving in the
-course of a year--nay, in the course of a day. These singer fellows feel
-that 'tis due to their art, this moving the hearts of their hearers,
-by moving their own affections from heart to heart. The Rauzzini is, I
-fancy, like one of the splendid butterflies we came upon in the Straits,
-fluttering from flower to flower."
-
-"I have heard no stories of his inconstancy, even from the Gabrielli
-when she was most envious of his plaudits," said Esther, and she glanced
-at her sister, who was earnestly threading a needle.
-
-"You goose!" cried James to Esther. "Do you suppose that Gabrielli would
-tell you anything so greatly complimentary to him? In these days you
-cannot pay a man a greater compliment than to compare him to the fickle
-butterfly. You see that suggests a welcome from every flower."
-
-"I protest that it is to sailors I have heard most compliments of that
-sort paid," laughed Esther, and then, putting herself in a singing
-attitude before him, she lilted most delightfully:=
-
-````"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more!
-
-````Men were deceivers ever,
-
-````One foot on sea-=
-
-
-"ha, ha, brother James!=
-
-
-````and one on shore,
-
-````To one thing constant never.=
-
-"Now be advised by me, dear James, and do not attribute even in a
-cynical way, the vice of inconstancy to a singer, until you have left
-the Navy."
-
-"I did not allude to it as a vice--rather as a virtue," said James.
-"Just think of the hard fate of any girl to have such a person as a
-singer ever by her side!"
-
-He easily evaded the rush down upon him made by Hetty, and used his
-nautical skill to sail to the windward of her, as it were, until he had
-reached the door, whence he sent a parting shot at her.
-
-"You surely don't think that I hinted that your spouse was a singer," he
-cried. "A singer! Oh, lud! I should be swaying away on all top ropes if
-I were to call the matrimonial duets singing."
-
-He gave a shout of laughter as he caught the ball of wool which Esther
-threw at him, having picked it up from her stepmother's work-table. He
-returned it with a better aim, and before his sister could get a hand on
-it, he had shut the door, only opening it a little space a few seconds
-later to put in his head with a mocking word, withdrawing it at once,
-and then his foot was heard upon the stair, while he gave a sailor's
-version of Mr. Garrick's patriotic naval song:=
-
-```Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer.=
-
-"He has gone before I had a chance of asking him to take a message
-to the cheesemonger," said Mrs. Burney, calling out to him while she
-hurried after him out of the room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-|THE moment the two sisters were alone, the elder said quickly in a low
-voice, leaning across the table:
-
-"We had a long talk with Signor Rauzzini, my dearest Fanny. I could not,
-of course, tell you before mother."
-
-"You mentioned his name; but were you discreet?" said Fanny. "I think
-mother felt that you were going too far when you referred to his eyes.
-Mother most surely believes that the dark eyes of an Italian form a
-topic that should not be discussed except by our elders, and then only
-with bated breath and a fearful glance around lest a word should be
-overheard."
-
-"His eyes--you know his eyes, Fanny?"
-
-"Oh!" said Fanny, with an inflection that was between a sigh and a moan.
-
-"You should have seen them while he spoke of you," said Esther. "Talk
-of flashes of lightning!--Dear child, it seemed so singular to us that a
-mite like you should inspire a grand passion in such a man. You are not
-angry with us, I know, but it was so indeed."
-
-"Why should I feel angry with you for feeling just what I do myself,
-only more intensely," said Fanny. "Tis one of the greatest mysteries of
-life--the only mystery of life that I have yet faced--why a man who is
-as handsome as an archangel, and who possesses a voice that an archangel
-might envy, should so much as glance at an insignificant young woman
-like myself! Oh! 'tis no wonder that the notion amused you, dear Hetty."
-
-"It only diverted us for a time, I assure you, my Fanny; it did not
-take us very long to perceive how it was no laughing matter, but, on
-the contrary, a very serious matter. Signor Rauzzini is, as I said, an
-enchanter, but do you not think that 'tis somewhat dangerous to--to----"
-
-"To play with fire? That is what is on your mind, dear--to allow
-the fire of his Roman eyes to play about me? Dangerous? I admit that
-wherever there is fire there is danger, especially when it flashes from
-such eyes."
-
-"I am glad that you need no warning, child. As your elder sister I am
-pleased that--that--but no one in the house seems to think for a moment
-that the favour he has so distinctly shown to you can mean anything.
-Indeed, until last night, neither Charles nor I could believe----"
-
-Fanny laughed, half closing her short-sighted eyes with a curious
-expression as she looked at her sister.
-
-"It is only natural, my dear Hettina," she said.
-
-"Have I ever ventured to suggest that I am other than the dunce of the
-family?"
-
-"You have always been absurdly humble, Fanny, and I have never hesitated
-to say so," cried Esther. "I am sure that none of us could have made up
-such clever little pieces to act as you did when we were children. And
-as for writing, could any of us have so neatly copied out the padre's
-History as you did last year? Mr. Crisp, too--he never takes pleasure in
-any letters of the family except what you write for him."
-
-"All perfectly true, my Hettina," replied Fanny. "But where am I when
-the house is filled with visitors? You know that I am nobody--that all
-I pray for with all my heart is that no one will take any notice of me,
-and I think I can say that my prayer is nearly always granted."
-
-"That is because you are so dreadfully--so absurdly shy," said Esther.
-"You are the little mouse that is evermore on the look out for a hole
-into which you can creep and be safe from the observation of all eyes.
-You are ever trying to escape, unless when Mr. Garrick is here."
-
-"Dear Hettina, I know my place--that is all. I have weak eyes, but quick
-ears, and I have heard strangers ask, when they have heard you sing and
-Susan play, who the little short-sighted girl in the corner is and what
-she means to do for the entertainment of the company. When they are
-assured that I am one of the clever Burney family they whisper an
-incredulous 'No?' They cannot believe that so insignificant a person as
-myself can be one of you."
-
-"Tis your morbid self-consciousness, Fanny, that suggests so much to
-you."
-
-"Oh, no; I was the dunce from the first. You know that while you could
-read any book with ease when you were six, I did not even know my
-letters when I was eight. Don't you remember how James made a jest of
-my thirst for knowledge by pretending to teach me the alphabet with the
-page turned upside down? And when you had gone to school at Paris and
-it was my turn as the next eldest, the wise padre perceived in a moment
-that the money would be much better spent upon Susan and Lottie, and
-they went to be educated while I remained at home in ignorance? The dear
-padre was right: he knew that I should have been miserable among bright
-girls away from home."
-
-There was a pause before the elder sister said quite pathetically:
-
-"My poor Fanny! I wonder if you have not been treated shabbily among
-us."
-
-"Not. I, my Hettina. I have always been treated fairly. I have had as
-many treats as any of you; when you were learning so much in Paris I
-have been learning quite a number of things at home. And one of the
-most important things I learned was that so brilliant a person as Signor
-Rauzzini could never be happy if married to so insignificant a person as
-Fanny Burney."
-
-Esther gave a little sigh of relief.
-
-"Indeed I think that your conclusion is a right one, dear," she said.
-"We both came to the conclusion--Charles and I--that it would be a huge
-misfortune if you should allow yourself to be attracted by the glamour
-that attaches to the appearance of such a man as the Rauzzini, though,
-mind you, I believe that he honestly fancies himself in love with
-you--oh, he made no disguise of it in talking with us last night. But I
-hoped that you would be sensible."
-
-"Oh, in the matter of sense I am the equal of anyone in the family,"
-said Fanny, laughing. "That I mean to make my one accomplishment--good
-sense. That is the precious endowment of the dunce of the clever
-family--good sense; the one who stands next to the dunce in the lack of
-accomplishments should be endowed with good nature. Good sense and good
-nature go hand in hand in plain grey taffeta, not down the primrose
-paths of life, but along the King's highway of every day, where they run
-no chance of jostling the simple foot-passengers or exciting the envy
-of any by the flaunting of feathers in their face. Good sense and good
-nature are best satisfied when they attract no attention, but pass on to
-obscurity, smiling at the struggle of others to be accounted persons of
-importance."
-
-"Then you have indeed made up your mind to marry Mr. Barlowe?" cried
-Esther.
-
-Fanny laughed enigmatically.
-
-"Does it not mean rather that I have made up my mind not to marry Mr.
-Barlowe?" she cried.
-
-Esther looked puzzled: she was puzzled, and that was just what Fanny
-meant her to be.
-
-But then she looked piqued, as elder sisters do when puzzled by the
-words or the acts of the younger. What business have younger sisters
-puzzling their elders? Their doing so suggests pertness when the elders
-are unmarried, but sheer insubordination when they are married; and
-Esther was by no means willing at any time to abrogate the privileges of
-her position as a married woman.
-
-"I protest that I do not understand your meaning, Fanny," she said,
-raising her chin in a way that gave her head a dignified poise. There
-was also a chill dignity in the tone of her voice.
-
-"Dear Hettina, I ask your pardon," cried Fanny quickly. "I fear that
-I replied to you with a shameful unreasonableness. But indeed I am not
-sure that you had reason on your side when you assumed that because I
-was ready to acknowledge that it would not mean happiness to our dear
-Signor Rauzzini to marry an insignificant person like myself, I was
-therefore prepared to throw myself into the arms of Mr. Barlowe."
-
-"I fancied that--that--but you may have another suitor in your mind
-whose name you have not mentioned to anyone."
-
-"Why should it be necessary for me to have a suitor of any kind? Is it
-not possible to conceive of the existence of a young woman without a row
-of suitors in the background? I admit that the 'Odyssey' of Homer--you
-remember how I used to listen to your reading of Mr. Broome's
-translation to mother--would be shorn of much of its interest but for
-that background of suitors in one of the last books, but--well, my dear
-sister, I hold that the alternative song of life to the matrimonial duet
-is the spinster's solo, and it does not seem to me to be quite devoid of
-interest."
-
-"Oh, I took it for granted----" began Esther, when Fanny broke in upon
-her.
-
-"Yes, I know what all the happily wedded ones take for granted," she
-cried. "You assume that the wedded life is the only one worth living;
-but as we are told in the Bible that there is one glory of the sun and
-another of the moon, so I hold that I am justified in believing that if
-matrimony be celestial, spinsterhood is terrestrial, but a glory all the
-same, and not unattractive to me. I may be wise enough to content myself
-with the subdued charm of moonlight if it so be that I am shut off from
-the midday splendour of matrimony."
-
-Esther did not laugh in the least as did her sister when she had
-spoken with an air of finality. She only made a little motion with her
-shoulders suggesting a shrug, while she said:
-
-"I hope you will succeed in convincing mother that your views are the
-best for the household; but I think you will have some difficulty in
-doing so, considering what a family of girls we are."
-
-"I do not doubt that mother will be on the side of immediate matrimony
-and poor Mr. Barlowe," said Fanny.
-
-"Why poor Mr. Barlowe?" cried Esther. "He is a young man of excellent
-principles, and he has never given his parents a day's trouble. It
-is understood that if he marries sensibly he will be admitted to a
-partnership in the business, so that----"
-
-"Principles and a partnership make for matrimonial happiness, I doubt
-not," said Fanny. "And I doubt not that Dr. Fell had both excellent
-principles and an excellent practice; still someone has recorded in
-deathless verse that she--I assume the sex--did not like that excellent
-man."
-
-"And you do not like Mr. Barlowe on the same mysterious grounds?" said
-Hetty.
-
-"Nay, I am not so unreasonable, I hope," replied Fanny. "But--but--dear
-sister, I remember how I thought that the song of the linnet which was
-in our little garden at Lynn was the loveliest strain of the grove, and
-such was my belief until I awoke one night at Chessington and heard the
-nightingale."
-
-"You are puzzling--singularly puzzling today," said Esther frowning.
-"You have started two or three mystifying parables already. You told
-me some time ago as a great secret that you had been renewing your
-story-writing, in spite of your having burnt all that you had written
-for our edification--all that story--what was its name? The heroine was
-one Caroline Evelyn. You were ever an obedient child, or you would not
-have sacrificed your offspring at the bidding of our new mother, though
-the advice that she gave you was good, if you have not quite adhered to
-it. Novel writing is not for young ladies any more than novel reading,
-and certainly talking in parables is worse still. Well, I have no more
-time to spend over your puzzles."
-
-"You would not find their solution to repay you, my dear," said Fanny.
-
-"Still, I am pleased to learn that you take a sensible view of Signor
-Rauzzini and his heroics--but, indeed, I cannot see that Mr. Barlowe
-should not be considered, with his prospects--his father is a mercer in
-gold and silver lace, as you know----"
-
-"I have heard so--it is a profitable trade, I believe."
-
-"None more so. It is impossible to believe that a time will ever come
-when gold and silver lace will cease to be worn by gentlemen."
-
-"That would be an evil day for England as well as for Messieurs Barlowe,
-_pre et fils_. But thank heaven it is not yet in sight. Good morning,
-dear sister; and be assured you have my thanks for your advice. But
-mind you keep my little secret about the writing. Good-bye. You can face
-mother boldly, knowing that you have carried out her commission to the
-letter, and very neatly and discreetly into the bargain."
-
-"I would not have done so if her views had not been mine also; as for
-your writing--you may depend on my keeping your secret. But you will
-have to get the padre's permission to have it printed--that's something
-still in the far future, I suppose;"--and the elder sister stooped to
-kiss the younger--Fanny was not up to the shoulder of the beautiful and
-stately Esther.
-
-And so they parted.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-|FANNY BURNEY had been forced, for the first time, to make her sister
-aware of the fact that she knew she was looked on as the dunce of the
-brilliant Burney family. She could see that her doing so had startled
-her sister, for neither Esther nor any of the other girls had ever
-suggested to her that they thought of her as being on a different level
-from themselves, though it was tacitly allowed that it was a great
-pity that Fanny did not emulate them in taking pains to shine as it was
-expected the children of that estimable master of music, Dr. Burney,
-should shine, so as to make the house in that narrow little street off
-Leicester Fields attractive to its many distinguished visitors.
-
-Fanny had truly defined her place in the household. She had recognized
-her place for several years; but there was not the least suggestion of
-rancour in her tone when talking to her brilliant elder sister, for
-the simple reason that there was no bitterness in her heart against any
-member of the family for being cleverer than herself. Fanny took pride
-in the accomplishments of her sisters, and was quite content with her
-position in relation to them. She got on well with all of them, because
-she was fond of them all, and they were all fond of her. She had not
-rebelled when her father had sent her younger sisters to be educated
-in Paris, and had allowed her to pick up her own education as best she
-might in his own library; and it had been a great happiness to her to be
-allowed the privilege of copying out for the press the first volume of
-her father's "History of Music." It was her stepmother who, finding
-out that Fanny had what Mrs. Burney called "a taste for writing," had
-suggested that that was the legitimate channel in which such a taste
-should flow; and it was her stepmother who had induced her to make a
-bonfire of all her own writings--the scribblings of her girlhood that
-represented the foolish errant flow of her "taste for writing ": and
-now and again she had a consciousness of her own duplicity in failing
-to resist the impulse that had come upon her to do some more of what her
-mother termed her "girlish scribbling."
-
-One of the guilty secrets that Fanny cherished was that when it was
-believed she was writing her long letters to her old friend Mr. Crisp,
-she had been composing a novel which was now about to be given to the
-world; the second was that Signor Rauzzini, the handsome young Roman
-singer with whom half the fashionable ladies of the town were in love,
-was in love with her.
-
-These were two secrets worth the cherishing, she knew; and the thought
-of them more than compensated her for the reflection that she was the
-dunce of the family, and that the unconscious tone of patronage adopted
-toward her by her elder sister and the dreadful compliments paid to her
-plain sewing, as though plain sewing represented the highest hopes that
-could reasonably be entertained in regard to her, were only to be looked
-for in the circumstances.
-
-The two secrets were closely bound up together, she knew. She had the
-deepest affection for Signor Rauzzini. How could she fail to return the
-feeling which the whisper of his musical voice had told her he had
-conceived for her? He loved her in spite of the fact that she was the
-least attractive member of the family--in spite of the fact that half
-the town was at his feet, and that he might have made his choice from
-among the best. He had chosen her whom no one else had ever noticed,
-with the exception of her father's old friend, Mr. Crisp, and--oh, yes
-(she laughed now, perceiving that she had done an injustice to the other
-person who had been attracted to her--mainly, she thought, on account of
-her reputation for plain sewing)--a young man named Thomas Barlowe, the
-excellent son of the well-known mercer of gold and silver lace, in the
-Poultry!
-
-Thinking of young Mr. Barlowe by the side of Signor Rauzzini,
-Fanny laughed again. She had so restricted an opinion of her own
-attractiveness that the tears actually came into her eyes for having
-given that derisive laugh as she compared the two young men; and she
-felt that she had been grossly ungrateful to young Mr. Barlowe; for even
-young Mr. Barlowe had a right to look above her level for a wife. As the
-daughter of a simple music master with a large family she could have no
-endowment so far as worldly goods were concerned; and she knew that the
-practical parents of young business men, as a rule, looked for their
-sons to marry, if not great fortunes, at least young women with a few
-thousands to their names.
-
-She felt that she had treated the condescending young Mr. Barlowe very
-badly in laughing at the poor figure he cut by the side of the angelic
-Roman singer--she had failed to resist the temptation to call Signor
-Rauzzini angelic in one of her letters to Mr. Crisp--and now,
-in thinking of Mr. Barlowe as a very worthy young man, she was
-unconsciously relegating him to a hopeless position as a lover. It
-is not the very worthy young men who are beloved by young women of a
-romantic temperament: if it were there would be very few romances
-left. But little Miss Burney desired only to ease the twinges of her
-conscience for having laughed at the thought of young Tommy Barlowe; and
-she thought that she had done the right thing in assuring herself that
-he was a very worthy person.
-
-And then she thought no more about him. She had a feeling that to give
-another thought to him when she had such a man as Signor Rauzzini
-to think about, would be a constructive act of treason in regard to
-Rauzzini. She had received many hints from her stepmother to the effect
-that all the family considered her to be a very fortunate young woman
-(all things taken into account) in having a chance of marrying the
-Thomas who seemed ready to pay his addresses to her; but though quite
-submissive to her stepmother in household matters, she was ready to face
-her with the "Never!" of the avowed rebel in the matter of consenting
-to wed the highly approved Thomas, and so she dismissed him from her
-thoughts, in favour of the man whom she loved.
-
-But thinking of the man whom she loved was by no means equivalent to
-passing into a region of unalloyed happiness. She had mystified her
-sister by the way in which she had spoken about Signor Rauzzini, and the
-seal had been put upon the mystery by her frank acknowledgment that she
-did not think a union between so distinguished a man as Rauzzini and so
-insignificant a person as herself was likely to be satisfactory.
-
-She had certainly allowed Hetty to go away believing that this was
-in her mind; and that was just what was in her mind when her thoughts
-turned from Thomas, whom she considered so estimable, to Rauzzini,
-whom she loved. She loved the Roman singer so truly that she had made a
-resolution never to consent to his marrying anyone so insignificant as
-she believed herself to be.
-
-She had no illusions regarding herself. She knew just how good-looking
-she was; she knew that by the side of any of her sisters she was almost
-plain; but that she had a pleasing, simple face of a very ordinary type.
-She knew that she could love with the truest devotion and she could
-trust herself not to change with time. But she felt that these were not
-beyond the traits of the ordinary young woman, and that they did
-not lift her from the level of insignificance to the level of Signor
-Rauzzini.
-
-She knew that she was at that moment an insignificant person; and she
-made no attempt to think of herself as otherwise.
-
-Yes; but she had heard of people--even young women--being insignificant
-one day, and the next springing to a pinnacle of fame to which all eyes
-looked up. How would it be if she were destined to reach in a moment
-a position that would place her on a level with the man of her
-thoughts--the man whose fame as a singer had caused him to be the centre
-round which every conversation in the most notable circles turned?
-Everyone was talking in praise of Rauzzini; and she herself thought of
-him as occupying a place on a height as far above her as King Cophetua's
-throne was above the marble steps at the foot of which the beggar maid
-had crouched; but in her mind there was the possibility that her name
-might one day be spoken by the world in connection with an achievement
-that would raise her from the insignificance of Fanny Burney to the
-importance of Signor Rauzzini, and prevent people from asking what on
-earth had induced so glorious a person as he to make her his wife!
-
-That was the secret dream which filled the imagination of this
-imaginative young woman--the same dream as comes to so many young women
-who have written the last chapter of a book and sent it forth for the
-world to receive with acclaim--the dream of fame--of immortality! She
-had written a novel and it was about to be given to the world, if the
-world would have it, and upon its success her happiness depended. If
-it brought her fame, it would place her by the side of the man whom
-she loved; but if it failed, then she would remain a person of no
-significance, and quite unworthy of sharing the honours which were
-showered upon her lover. She had imagination, and this faculty it was
-that made her more than doubtful of the success of King Cophetua's rash
-experiment. She felt sure that King Cophetua had now and again, turning
-suddenly round, caught one of his courtiers with his tongue in his
-cheek when his Majesty was entering the throne-room with his shy and
-insignificant Queen by his side, and that the Queen had occasionally
-overheard the whispers of her maids of honour, when they did not know
-she was at hand, asking one another what on earth the King had seen in
-her that induced him to make her his consort. Little Miss Burney had
-long ago made up her mind that the union of King Cophetua and his beggar
-maid was far from being a happy one--that the King looked around him and
-saw several princesses of great beauty and quite devoid of shyness who
-were fully acquainted with the convenances of his court and would not,
-if he had married any one of them, have made the mistakes which she was
-sure the young person whom he had elevated had fallen into, causing him
-constant irritation.
-
-Little Miss Burney had resolved that she would never play the part of
-a crowned beggar maid. The man whom she loved had won fame for himself,
-and she would not go to him unless she, too, had at least made such
-a name for herself as should prevent her from feeling herself in the
-position of the beggar maid whom King Cophetua had raised to his side.
-Little Miss Burney resolved that although she could scarcely expect to
-go to her lover wearing purple robes embroidered with gold, she could,
-at any rate, refrain from wearing beggars' rags. She had her ambitions,
-and she felt that they were not ignoble, but that they made for the
-happiness of the man she loved, and who had been gracious enough to love
-her--the least attractive member of the family.
-
-But after she had sat for some time with her hands lying idle on the
-sempstress' work at which she had been engaged on the departure of her
-sister--after her imagination had carried her much farther away than she
-intended it should, she was sensible of a return to the cold world from
-which she had soared. Her heart, which had begun to beat quickly when
-Hetty had told her how the divine Rauzzini had spoken of her, sank
-within her as she seemed to hear a voice asking who was she that she
-should hope to reach by the publication of that story which she had been
-writing by stealth and at odd times during the past three years, even
-the smallest measure of fame that would compare with that of Signor
-Rauzzini? What fame attached to the writing of a novel in comparison
-with that achieved by the enchantment of a singer who had power to move
-the hearts of men and women as it pleased him? Orpheus--ah, what
-fame could compare with the fame of Orpheus, the singer? His was a
-heaven-sent gift. What was her little talent compared with such a gift?
-If she had the ability even to make music such as one of her sisters
-could bring forth from the keys of the piano, she would have a better
-chance of being accounted worthy of a place beside Signor Rauzzini than
-if her novel found its way to the shelves of many readers. The writing
-of a novel was a poor achievement--nay, in the opinion of a good many
-people, including her own stepmother--a most practical woman--it was
-something to be ashamed of; and Fanny herself, thinking over all
-the novels written by women which she herself had read--most of them
-surreptitiously--was disposed to agree with her. That was why she had
-kept as a secret for more than three years the fact that she was trying
-to write a novel. Her father knew nothing of it, and her stepmother was
-equally uninformed. Even her old friend Mr. Crisp, to whom she wrote
-voluminous letters week after week, and to whom she gave her confidence
-on many matters, had no suspicion that she had written her novel.
-
-She had thought it prudent to keep this matter hidden from them, for she
-did not doubt that if she had told any one of them of her project, she
-would never have a chance of realizing it. They would certainly have
-pronounced against such a proceeding even before a page of her novel
-came to be written.
-
-And yet it was the thought that this novel was shortly to be published
-that had caused her to feel that she was drawing nearer to her lover.
-
-As she reflected upon this, sitting idly over her work when her sister
-had left the house, her tears began to fall, not in a torrent, but
-slowly dropping at intervals upon the fabric which she had been sewing.
-She felt very sad, very hopeless, very lonely.
-
-Nor could it be said that the sudden return of Mrs. Burney meant a
-return of happiness to the girl.
-
-Mrs. Burney did not consider that Fanny had made satisfactory progress
-with her work, and did not hesitate to express her opinion to this
-effect. But she was not imprudently unkind; for young Mr. Barlowe had
-just written to her, begging permission to pay his respects to Mrs.
-Burney and her daughter that evening, and she meant that Fanny should be
-in a good humour to entertain him.
-
-Mrs. Burney had great hopes that the question of Fanny's future--a
-constant topic of conversation and consultation between her and her
-husband--might be settled by a series of visits of young Mr. Barlowe.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-|YOUNG Mr. Barlowe took himself very seriously, and he had every right
-to do so; for a more serious young man was not to be found in business
-in London. He had been brought up to look upon everything in the world
-as having an intimate connection with business, and it had always been
-impressed upon him that business meant the increase of money, and that
-there was hardly anything in the world worth giving a thought to apart
-from the increase of money. It never occurred to any of his preceptors
-to suggest that the advantage of increasing one's money lay in the
-splendid possibilities of spending it. The art of making money forms
-the whole curriculum of a business man's education; he is supposed to
-require no instruction in the art of spending it. Thus it is that, by
-attending only to one side of the question, so many business men lead
-much less interesting lives than they might, if they had it in their
-power to place themselves under the guidance of a trustworthy professor
-of the Art of Spending. But no Chair of Spending has yet been provided
-at any University, nor is there any instructor on this important branch
-of business education at any of the City schools, hence it is that the
-sons of so many money-making men turn out spendthrifts. They have been
-taught only one side of the great money question, and that the less
-important side into the bargain. In making an honest endeavour to master
-the other side, usually on the death of a father or a bachelor uncle,
-both looked on as close-fisted curmudgeons, a good many young men find
-themselves in difficulties.
-
-Young Mr. Barlowe, on being introduced to the Burney family, through the
-circumstance of Mrs. Burney's first husband having done business with
-Mr. Barlowe the elder, found himself in a strange atmosphere. He had
-never before imagined the existence of a household where music and plays
-and books were talked about as if these were the profitable topics of
-life. Previously he had lived in a house where the only profitable topic
-was thought to be the Profits. At his father's table in the Poultry the
-conversation never travelled beyond the Profits. The likelihood of a
-rise in the price of gold or silver sometimes induced the father to
-increase his stock of bullion without delay, and then if the price rose,
-he could conscientiously charge his customers for the lace at such a
-rate per ounce as gave him a clear five per cent, extra profit; and it
-was upon such possibilities that the conversation in the Poultry parlour
-invariably turned.
-
-And here were these Burneys talking with extraordinary eagerness and
-vivacity upon such matters as the treatment by a singer named Gabrielli
-of one of the phrases in a song of Mr. Handel's, beginning: "Angels ever
-bright and fair"! For himself, young Mr. Barlowe thought that there
-was no need for so much repetition in any song. "Angels ever bright and
-fair, Take, oh take me to your care"--that was the whole thing, as it
-seemed to him; and when that request had been made once he thought it
-was quite enough; to repeat it half a dozen times was irritating and
-really tended to defeat its purpose. Only children in the nursery
-kept reiterating their requests. But he had heard Dr. Burney and
-his son-in-law, Esther's husband, discuss the Gabrielli's apparently
-unauthorized pause before the second violins suggested (as it appeared
-to the younger musician) a whisper of assent floating from the heaven;
-and all the members of the family except Fanny had taken sides in the
-controversy, as though a thing like that had any bearing upon the daily
-life of the City!
-
-Thomas Barlowe was amazed at the childishness of the discussion, and he
-was particularly struck by the silence of Fanny on this occasion. She
-was silent, he was sure, because she agreed with him in thinking it
-ridiculous to waste words over a point that should be relegated to the
-nursery for settlement.
-
-"They seem pleasant enough people in their way," he told his mother
-after his first visit. "But they know nothing of what is going on in the
-world--the real world, of which the Poultry is the centre. It might
-be expected that the young man who is a naval officer and has seen the
-world would know something of the import of the question when I asked
-him what direction he thought gold would move in; but he only winked and
-replied, 'Not across my hawse, I dare swear,' and the others laughed as
-if he had said something humorous."
-
-"Mayhap it was humorous," suggested his mother gravely.
-
-"It would be sheer ribaldry for anyone to jest upon such a subject
-as the fluctuations in the price of silver," said Thomas slowly.
-"Lieutenant Burney must surely know how serious a matter would be a fall
-of a fraction of a crown when we have bought heavily in prospect of
-a rise. But Miss Burney looks to be different from the others of the
-family. I have told you that while her father, and indeed all the rest,
-were talking excitedly on that ridiculous point in Mr. Handel's music,
-she sat in silence. She is short-sighted, but I noticed more than once
-that she had her eyes fixed on me, as if she had found something to
-study in me. She is, I think, a steady, observant young lady. When Mrs.
-Burney said she hoped that I would visit them again, I think I perceived
-a sort of interest on Miss Burney's face as she awaited my answer."
-
-Thomas had resolved not to frustrate the hopes that Mrs. Burney had
-expressed as to his paying another visit--as a matter of fact he had
-come three times, and on every occasion he had devoted himself to
-Fanny--to be more exact than Mrs. Burney, who had described his
-attentions in this phrase, he had passed his time subjecting her to a
-sort of catechism with a view to discover if she would make him the
-sort of wife that would suit him. It appeared that the result of his
-inquisition was satisfactory, and that his attentions were gradually
-becoming intentions; but Mrs. Burney had never gone farther than to
-comment favourably to Fanny upon the young man's steadiness, and to
-suggest that the young woman whom he might choose to be his wife would
-be fortunate, steady young men with good prospects in the City being far
-from abundant. She had never gone so far as to ask Fanny if she would
-accept good fortune coming to her in such a form; though Fanny knew very
-well that she had asked Esther to sound her on this point.
-
-How far Esther's mission was accounted successful by their stepmother,
-Fanny, of course, could not guess; but at any rate Thomas was to pay a
-visit after dinner, and Fanny felt that it was necessary for her to be
-discreet. It had been very interesting for her to study Thomas, with the
-possibility before her of writing a second novel, in which some of
-his traits of character might be introduced with advantage; but she
-perceived how there was a likelihood of her course of study being paid
-for at too high a rate; so she resolved--to be discreet beyond her
-ordinary exercise of a virtue which she displayed at all times of her
-life.
-
-So Thomas came to the house in St. Martin's Street while tea was
-being served in the drawingroom, to the accompaniment of a duet on
-the piano--Dr. Burney had quickly perceived the merits of this new
-instrument over that of the harpsichord--between Susan and her father.
-Very close to the instrument, pressing the receiver of his ear-trumpet
-to the woodwork of the case, sat Sir Joshua Reynolds, while his
-sister--a lady of middle age who was gradually relinquishing the idea
-that she, too, could paint portraits--was suffering Mrs. Burney
-to explain to her the advantages of Lynn over London as a place of
-residence for people anxious to economize.
-
-Fanny was at the table where the teapot and urn were being drawn on, and
-close to her sat her brother James, with a volume like an account-book
-lying face down on the table while he drank his tea.
-
-The progress of the duet was not arrested by the entrance of young Mr.
-Barlowe, but he looked in the direction of the instrument when he had
-shaken hands with Mrs. Burney and bowed to Miss Reynolds. It was obvious
-that he was mystified by seeing Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet pressed against
-the sound-conducting case of the piano. He was still looking at it with
-curious eyes while he greeted Fanny with the concentrated politeness of
-the Poultry.
-
-Lieutenant Burney roused himself from his lolling attitude when he saw
-the puzzled look on the young man's face, and he obligingly endeavoured
-to explain away the mystery.
-
-"'Tis no wonder that you are amazed, Mr. Barlowe," he said in a
-whisper. "I own that when it was first brought to my notice I thought it
-extraordinary. A marvellous instrument, is it not, that is played by the
-ear instead of by the mouth? And yet you must own that some of the notes
-it produces are very fine--much more delicate than could be produced by
-any other means."
-
-"I do not profess to be a judge of music, sir," said Thomas; "but I
-know what pleases me." Fanny wondered how often she had heard that
-same boast--the attempt of complete ignorance to be accredited with the
-virtue of frankness. "Yes, I own that I consider the music monstrous
-pretty; but with the ear--that is what puzzles me: it seems a simple
-trumpet, such as is blown by the mouth."
-
-"Pray do not let my father hear you say that, Mr. Barlowe," whispered
-James. "That instrument is his fondest. You know that he has written a
-'History of Music'?"
-
-"All the world knows that, sir," replied Thomas gallantly. "I have not
-yet found time to read it myself, but----"
-
-"Neither have I, sir; but I understand that that instrument which seems
-new to such simpletons as you and I is really as ancient as the pyramids
-of Egypt--nay, more so, for my father discovered in his researches that
-this was the identical form of the first instrument made by Tubal Cain
-himself."
-
-"Is't possible? In our Family Bible there is a picture of Tubal Cain,
-but he is depicted blowing through a conch shell."
-
-"A shell! Ah! such was the ignorance of the world on these matters
-before my father wrote his History. But he has managed to clear up
-many points upon which complete ignorance or very erroneous opinions
-prevailed. It is not generally known, for instance, that Tubal had his
-second name given to him by reason of his habitually murdering every
-musical piece that he attempted to play."
-
-"But he was the inventor, was he not?"
-
-"Quite true, Mr. Barlowe. But that fact, you must admit, only made his
-offence the more flagrant. So the inscriptions on the rocks assert; and
-there are some sensible people nowadays who believe that Tubal's second
-and very suggestive name should be coupled with the names of many more
-recent performers on musical instruments."
-
-"You do not allude to the gentleman who is playing that new
-instrument--I mean that very ancient instrument--by the side of Dr.
-Burney?"
-
-"Oh, surely not. That gentleman is one of the most notable performers of
-our age, Mr. Barlowe. I ask you plainly, sir, have you ever seen, even
-at a raree show, a musician who could play an instrument with his ear
-and produce such a good effect? You can easily believe that a vast
-amount of ingenuity is needed to produce even the simplest sound in that
-way."
-
-"If I had not it demonstrated before my eyes I should not believe it
-possible. I protest, sir, that the effect is very pretty. Is't not so,
-Miss Burney?"
-
-The young man turned to Fanny, who was doing her best to refrain from an
-outburst of laughter; she could not trust herself to put her cup of tea
-to her lips while her brother was continuing his fooling. She thought
-that it was scarcely good manners of him to play such a jest upon a
-visitor, though she knew the ward-room code of manners which her naval
-brother had acquired was very liberal on such points. She was about to
-give Mr. Barlowe a hint of the truth of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet, but
-James, perceiving her intention, defeated it by saying in a tone above a
-whisper:
-
-"Cain--we mentioned Cain, did we not, Mr. Barlowe? Oh, yes; and it must
-have occurred to you how strangely customs have altered during the past
-ten years--how strongly opposed people are to-day to principles that
-were accepted without demur so recently as in our own boyhood. You take
-my meaning, sir?"
-
-Mr. Barlowe did not look as if he quite grasped Lieutenant Burney's
-drift, and Fanny felt it incumbent on her to prevent further fooling (as
-he thought she would) by remarking:
-
-"My brother means, Mr. Barlowe, that 'tis remarkable how many changes
-are being made in many ways--but what he had in his mind was, of course,
-in respect to the forte-piano--on which my father and sister are
-playing a duet: only a few years ago no one thought to improve upon
-the harpsichord; and yet my father asserts that in a short time the
-harpsichord will be no more than a curiosity--that the forte-piano--or
-as we simply call it now, the piano, will take its place in every
-household. That is what you meant, was it not, James?"
-
-"I was thinking of Cain and his profession--Cain, the good old murderer,
-rather than of Tubal Cain, who was perhaps equally criminal in inventing
-the liveliest source of human torture," replied James gravely. "Yes,
-I was thinking--suggested by the mention of Cain--how strange people
-nowadays would regard my father's intentions regarding my future when
-he assumed that I should have the best chance for cultivating my bent,
-which he had early recognized in me, by sending me, before it became too
-late, to be educated for the profession to an accomplished murderer."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-|YOUNG Mr. Barlowe started so violently that he spilt his tea over his
-knees; for just before James had uttered his last sentence the music
-stopped, but as it had been somewhat loud in the final bars, and James
-had raised his voice in the same proportion, the inertia of his tone
-defied any attempt to modulate it, so that it was almost with a shout
-that he had declared that he had been sent to be educated in his
-profession to a murderer.
-
-Fanny was too much overcome by the ludicrous aspect of the contretemps
-to be able to laugh. Her brother, who had had no intention of startling
-anyone in the room except young Mr. Barlowe, hung his head and was
-blushing under the South Sea tan of his skin; Sir Joshua Reynolds had
-heard nothing after the crashing chords that concluded the duet; but
-poor Miss Reynolds almost sprang from her chair in horror.
-
-Mrs. Burney was very angry.
-
-"You have been making a fool of yourself as usual, James," she cried.
-"Pray give Mr. Barlowe another cup of tea, Fanny. I vow that 'tis a
-shame for you, James Burney, to treat such a company as though you were
-on the deck of the _Adventure_ facing your South Sea savages."
-
-But Dr. Burney, with his customary tact, raised a hand half reprovingly
-toward his wife.
-
-"Give Mr. Barlowe his cup, and then pass one to me, Fanny," he said,
-rising from the piano. "You know that James has spoken no more than
-the truth, my dear," he added, smiling at his wife. "I can see that the
-rascal has been fooling while our backs were turned to him; but we know
-that he spoke no more than the truth--at least in that one sentence
-which he bawled out for us. He was, indeed, sent to a school where he
-was placed under an accomplished usher who was some time after hanged
-as a murderer. You see, madam----" he had turned, still smiling, to Miss
-Reynolds, thereby doing much to restore her confidence in the sanity of
-the family--"You see that James was from the first so desperate a young
-rascal that, just as a boy who is an adept at figures is educated for
-the counting-house, and one who spends all the day before he is six
-picking out tunes on the harpsichord should be apprenticed, as I was, to
-a musician, so we thought our James should be sent whither he could
-be properly grounded in the only profession at which he was likely to
-excel. But, alas! the poor usher was carried off by the police, tried at
-the next assizes and duly hanged before James had made much progress in
-his studies; but I believe that a few years in the navy does as much
-for a youth who has made up his mind to succeed, as a protracted course
-under a fully qualified criminal."
-
-Miss Reynolds looked as if she were not quite certain that, in spite of
-his smiles, Dr. Burney was jesting; but when Mrs. Burney, seeing how her
-husband's mock seriousness was likely to produce a wrong impression upon
-plain people, said:
-
-"You must recall hearing about Mr. Eugene Aram some years back, Mrs.
-Reynolds," that lady showed that her mind was greatly relieved.
-
-"I recall the matter without difficulty," she said. "The man was usher
-at the grammar school at Lynn."
-
-"And no school had a more learned teacher than that unfortunate man,"
-said Sir Joshua. Young Mr. Barlowe had been divided in his amazement
-at what Dr. Burney had said, and at the sight of Sir Joshua holding the
-trumpet to his ear, though the instrument remained mute. He had never
-found himself within the circle of so startling a society. He wished
-himself safe at home in the Poultry, where people talked sense and made
-no attempt to blow a trumpet with their ears.
-
-"James had acquired quite a liking for poor Aram," said Dr. Burney,
-"and, indeed, I own to having had a high opinion of the man's ability
-myself. It was to enable him to purchase books necessary for his studies
-in philology that he killed his victim--a contemptible curmudgeon named
-Johnstone. I fear that all our sympathy was on the side of the usher."
-
-"I was greatly interested in Mr. Aram, and read a full account of his
-trial," said Sir Joshua.
-
-"I wonder that a man of so sensitive a mind as his did not so brood over
-his crime as to cause suspicion to fall on him earlier than it did."
-
-"Only upon one occasion it seemed that he was affected by an incident
-which might possibly have awakened some suspicion in the mind of a
-person given to suspicion," said Dr. Burney.
-
-"James had been presented with a copy of the translation of Gessner's
-'Death of Abel'--everyone was going mad about the book that year--more
-copies were sold of it than of any translation since Pope's 'Homer,' but
-I fancy James found it dull enough reading. He had it on his knee trying
-to get through a page or two in case the kind donor might question him
-upon it, when the usher came up. He took the volume in his hand and
-glanced at the title. Down the book fell from his grasp and he hurried
-away without a word--'as if he had been stung,' James said, in telling
-us about it, to excuse the broken cover. Of course, I never gave a
-thought to the matter at the time; but when I heard of the arrest of
-Eugene Aram the following year, I recalled the incident."
-
-"I should like to make a picture of the scene, and name it 'Remorse,'"
-said Reynolds.
-
-(_He never did make such a picture; many years had passed, and Lieutenant
-Burney had become an Admiral before his narration of the incident
-touched the imagination of a poet who dealt with it in verse that has
-thrilled a good many readers._)
-
-Thomas Barlowe was not greatly thrilled by the story as told by Dr.
-Burney. He seemed rather shocked to find himself at the table with
-someone who had been taught by a murderer. He glanced furtively at James
-Burney, who had remained silent since the contretemps that had prevented
-him from perfecting his fooling of Thomas; and the result of Thomas's
-scrutiny at that moment was to cause Thomas a tremor; for who could say
-what fearful knowledge Lieutenant Burney might have acquired during
-his intercourse with the murderer--knowledge which might jeopardize the
-safety of a simple visitor like himself? Thomas felt that no ordinary
-person could be accounted absolutely safe in a company that included a
-tall, able-bodied young naval man who had begun his education under a
-murderer and had gone to complete it among the cannibals of the South
-Seas; and, in addition, an elderly gentleman who fancied that he could
-bring any sound out of a trumpet by pressing it to his ear instead of
-his lips, and had shown himself ready to extol the scholarship of any
-man who had been hanged.
-
-But then Thomas looked at Fanny, and she pleased him more than ever. She
-was so demure, so modest, so shy. She had a very pretty blush, and she
-did not play on the piano. It was a thousand pities, he felt, that such
-a girl should be compelled to remain in such uncongenial companionship.
-All the time that Dr. Burney and his other daughter were playing a
-second duet, and the silly gentleman holding the bell of his trumpet
-to the case of the piano, still fondly believing that he was also a
-performer with the mouth-piece in his ear, Thomas Barlowe was feeling
-wave after wave of pity passing over him for the unhappy position of
-the shy girl in the midst of so doubtful a household. Before long his
-compassion for her so stimulated his imagination that he began to think
-of the possibility of his rescuing her--he began to think of himself in
-the character of a hero--he did not remember the name of any particular
-hero who had carried off a young woman who was placed in a similar
-situation to that occupied by Miss Burney; but he had no doubt that more
-than one romance was founded upon the doings of such a man as he felt
-himself fully qualified to be, if he made up his mind to assume such a
-rle.
-
-As the music continued--it was an arrangement of Bach's _Orfo_--Thomas
-Barlowe became more and more resolute. He would be the heroic person who
-should appear at the right moment and achieve the emancipation of that
-sweet and shy girl, who by no fault of hers was forced to live in that
-house and remain, if she could, on friendly terms with her father and
-sisters, who kept strumming on the piano, and with her brother, who was
-ready to boast of having received the rudiments of his education from
-a murderer. All that he needed was the opportunity to show his heroism,
-and he did not doubt that when he set his mind to work on the matter, he
-would have such an opportunity.
-
-If anyone had whispered in his ear that his inward consciousness of
-being equal to the doing of great deeds was solely due to the music
-which was being played, and to which he was unwillingly listening, he
-would have been indignant. He would have thought it preposterous had it
-been suggested to him that the effect of that strumming was to make him
-feel more like a god than a man--to be ready to face hell for the love
-of a woman, as Jean Sebastian Bach imagined Orpheus doing for Eurydice.
-But Jean Sebastian Bach knew what he was about when he had composed his
-_Orfo_, and Dr. Burney was quite equal to the business of interpreting
-his aims, and of urging his daughter Susan to join with him in
-impressing them upon even so unimpressionable a nature as that of Thomas
-Barlowe; so that while Thomas Barlowe believed that this music was one
-of the most petty of all human interests, it was making him think
-such thoughts as had never before entered his mind--it was giving him
-aspirations from which in ordinary circumstances he would have shrunk.
-
-The master musician and his interpreters were making sport of him,
-leading him if not quite into the region of the heroic, at least to the
-boundary of that region, and supplying him with a perspective glass, as
-the Interpreter did to the Pilgrims, by the aid of which he might see
-the wonderful things that had been beyond his natural scope.
-
-And that was how it came about that he gazed into Miss Burney's eyes and
-pressed her hand at parting with a tenderness he had never previously
-associated with his leave-taking. He felt sure that Miss Burney would
-understand what he meant, though he knew that he would have difficulty
-in expressing it all to her in words; for the effect of the music was
-to make him feel that he could put so much feeling into a look, into
-a squeeze of the hand, as would touch the heart of any young woman and
-cause her to be certain that she might trust him though all other help
-might fail her.
-
-That was the effect which the heroic music had upon him, though he did
-not know it; it made him feel willing to face hell for her sake at that
-moment, and even until he had walked through more than a mile of the
-network of streets that lay between Leicester Fields and the Poultry.
-
-But the effect of such an intoxicant as music upon such a nature as his
-is not lasting. Before he had reached Cheapside his own individuality
-was beginning to assert itself; and he wondered if he had not gone too
-far for discretion--discretion being, according to his reckoning, the
-power to withdraw from a position that might compromise him. And before
-he reached his home he had got the length of wondering how he had so far
-forgotten himself as to yield to that compromising impulse represented
-by the gaze and the squeeze. He could not for the life of him understand
-what had come over him at that moment; for he had by no means satisfied
-himself that Miss Burney was the young woman who would make him
-comfortable as his wife. He still thought highly of her on account of
-her modesty and her dainty shyness, but marriage was a serious matter,
-and he was not sure that he should take her for his wife.
-
-On the whole, he felt that he had had a very trying evening--between the
-Lieutenant who had so nearly qualified to practise as a murderer, and
-the father and daughter who seemed ready to strum their duets until
-midnight, to say nothing of the foolish gentleman who tried to play
-the trumpet with his ear; and Thomas made up his mind that he would not
-trust himself into the midst of so unusual a circle until he was certain
-that he wanted to marry the young woman whose hand he had, for some
-reason or other, pressed at parting.
-
-But Mrs. Burney had noticed much more clearly than Fanny had done the
-expression that the face of Thomas Barlowe had worn when he had looked
-into the girl's eyes; she had measured to the fraction of a second the
-duration of his holding of her hand beyond the time essential for
-the discharge of the ordinary courtesy of a hand-shake; and she was
-satisfied that Thomas was progressing in his wooing of the least
-attractive and certainly the least accomplished member of the family.
-The good woman thought, however, that it was rather a pity that her
-husband and Susan had persisted in the practice of their duets; for by
-doing so they had not given a chance to Thomas and Fanny of being alone
-together.
-
-But, looking back upon the incidents of the evening, she came to the
-conclusion that, on the whole, she had no reason to complain of the
-progress that was being made in the young man's wooing. She was no
-believer in undue haste in this respect; and had not Thomas looked into
-Fanny's eyes at the close of the evening? Yes, at the close; and that
-proved to her satisfaction that he had not suffered discouragement by
-the maladroit conversation about Mr. Eugene Aram. The unhappy episode
-upon which her husband had dwelt with far too great attention to its
-details, was one to which she herself had never alluded; for at Lynn,
-where she had lived all her life previous to being married to Dr.
-Burney, the Eugene Aram episode was regarded as a scandal to be ignored
-by those of the inhabitants whose children had attended the school where
-he had been usher. It was a distinctly favourable sign of the impression
-made upon young Mr. Barlowe by Fanny, that he had gazed into her eyes in
-spite of his having been made aware of the connection of the family with
-the tragedy of that wretched schoolmaster. Mrs. Burney took no account
-of the effect of Bach's marvellous music upon a young man who was a
-lover in the rough. In this respect, as has been indicated, she did not
-differ from the young man himself.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-|IT was at the Pantheon in the Oxford Road a fortnight later, that Mrs.
-Thrale, the brewer's lively wife, had an opportunity of shining, by a
-display of that _esprit_ which caused Mr. Garrick to affirm solemnly
-that if she had gone upon the stage she would have been a dangerous
-rival to Mistress Clive; and Fanny Burney, with her father and Mr.
-Linley, the father of the beautiful Mrs. Sheridan, was a witness of the
-ease with which the lady sparkled as she described for the benefit of
-the circle how Mr. Garrick's jest at the expense of poor Mr. Kendal and
-the Widow Nash had set all the Wells laughing. She imitated Mr. Garrick
-to his face, in offering his congratulations to Mr. Kendal and so
-setting the ball a-rolling until within an hour the poor, silly
-gentleman had been offered the felicitations of half the Wells upon his
-engagement to Widow Nash. Mrs. Thrale re-enacted with great gravity
-the part she had played in Mr. Garrick's plot, and then she hastened
-to imitate Mrs. Cholmondeley's part, and even Mr. Sheridan's, upon that
-lively morning at Tunbridge Wells.
-
-But there was much more to tell, and Mrs. Thrale took very good care to
-abate nothing of her narrative; it gave her so good a chance of acting,
-and it gave Mr. Garrick so good a chance of complimenting her before all
-the company.
-
-"Oh, I vow that we played our parts to perfection," she cried, "and
-without any rehearsal either. But then what happened? You will scarce
-believe it, Mr. Garrick has always borne such a character for scrupulous
-honour in his dealings with his companies, but indeed 'tis a fact that
-our manager decamped as soon as he found that the poor man had been
-teased to the verge of madness by the fooling he had started--off he
-went, we knew not whither; leaving no message for any of us. He was not
-to be found by noon; and what happened by dinner-time? Why, the poor
-gentleman whom we had been fooling had also fled!"
-
-"That was indeed too bad of Mr. Kendal," said Dr. Burney.
-
-"'Twas too inconsiderate of him truly," cried Mrs. Thrale. "'Tis no
-great matter if the manager of the playhouse runs away when his play
-is produced--you remember that Mr. Colman hurried off to Bath to escape
-lampooners when the success of Dr. Goldsmith's comedy _She Stoops to
-Conquer_ had proved to all the town that he was no judge of a play;
-but for the one who has been made the object of such a jest as ours to
-escape without giving us a chance of bringing our teasing to a fitting
-climax is surely little short of infamous."
-
-"And when did you design the fitting climax to arrive, madam?" asked one
-of the circle.
-
-"Why, when the gentleman and lady should come face to face in the
-Assembly Rooms, to be sure," replied Mrs. Thrale. "We were all there to
-await the scene of their meeting; and you can judge of our chagrin when
-only the lady appeared."
-
-"We can do so, indeed," said Mrs. Darner, who was also in the circle. "I
-can well believe that you were furious. When one has arranged a burletta
-for two characters 'tis infamous when only one of the actors appears on
-the stage."
-
-Mrs. Thrale smiled the smile of the lady who knows that she is
-harbouring a surprise for her friends and only awaits the right moment
-to spring it upon them--a cat to be let out of the bag at the pulling of
-a string.
-
-"I knew that we should have your sympathy, Mrs. Darner," she said
-demurely. "You have, I doubt not, more than once experienced all the
-chagrin that follows the miscarrying of a well-planned scheme. But as
-it so happened, we were more than compensated for our ill-usage at that
-time by the unlooked-for appearance of the missing actor two nights
-later."
-
-"Oh, lud!" cried Mrs. Darner, holding up both her hands in a very dainty
-way.
-
-Mr. Garrick also lifted up his hands in amazement, but he did not need
-to exclaim anything to emphasize the effect of his gesture.
-
-Dr. Burney smiled, trying to catch the eye of Mr. Garrick, but Mr.
-Garrick took very good care that he should not succeed in doing so.
-
-"You may well cry, 'oh, lud!'" said Mrs. Thrale. "But if you had been
-in the Rooms when the man entered you would not have been able to say a
-word for surprise, I promise you. The poor gentleman had posted all the
-way from town to Tunbridge, apparently for our diversion only, and what
-a sight he was! It seems that he had got over his fright at the coupling
-of his name with the lady's, while flying to London, but from this point
-a reaction set in, and he spent all the time that he was posting back to
-the Wells adding fuel to the fire of his resolution to throw himself
-at the feet of the lady at the earliest possible moment. Was there ever
-such a comedy played, Mr. Garrick?"
-
-"'Twould be too extravagant for the theatre, madam, but not for Nature's
-playhouse," replied Garrick. "I have more than once been told the story
-of soldiers having fled in a panic from the field of battle, but on
-finding themselves in a place of safety they returned to the fight and
-fought like demons. Was there aught that could be termed demoniacal
-in the gentleman's conduct on finding himself face to face with the
-enemy--I mean the lady?"
-
-"Aught demoniacal, do you ask me?" cried Mrs. Thrale. "Oh, sir, have
-you not heard the parable of the demon that was cast out of a man, but
-finding its homeless condition unsupportable, sought out seven of its
-friends and returned with them to its former habitation, so that the
-last state of the man was more demoniacal than the first?"
-
-"I fancy I have heard the parable, madam, but its application----" began
-Garrick, when Mrs.
-
-Darner broke in upon him, crying:
-
-"Do not ever attempt to point out the aptness of the application of
-a parable, Mrs. Thrale. Do not, if you are wise. Would you lead us to
-believe that the unhappy wretch found it necessary to post up to town
-to obtain his relay of demons for his own discomfiture when so much rank
-and fashion was at the Wells, though at the fag end of the season?"
-
-"Leaving parables aside, demons and all, I can bear witness to
-the condition of the man when he entered the Rooms and strode with
-determination on his face up to where the Widow Nash was fanning
-herself--not without need," said Mrs. Thrale. "It so happened that she
-was seated under the gallery at the furthest end of the Rooms, but our
-gentleman did not pause on entering to look round for her--I tell you
-that it seemed as if he went by instinct straight up to her, and bowing
-before her, said: 'Madam, may I beg the honour of a word or two with you
-in private?'--I was close by and so were several other equally credible
-witnesses, and we heard every word. The widow looked at him coolly----"
-
-"Yes, you said she had been fanning herself," remarked Mrs. Darner, but
-without interrupting the flow of the narrative.
-
-"There was no need of a fan for her voice, I can assure you, when she
-had completed her survey of the dusty gentleman and thought fit to
-reply to him," continued Mrs. Thrale. "'I vow, sir,' said she, 'that I
-consider this room sufficiently private for anything you have to say
-to me.' She had plainly got wind of Mr. Garrick's plot and so was fully
-prepared for the worst--though some people might call it the best--that
-could happen. 'Madam,' said Mr. Kendal, 'what I have to say is meant for
-your ear alone,' and I am bound to admit that he spoke with suavity
-and dignity. 'Pray let my friends here be the judges of that,' said the
-widow. That was a pretty rebuff for any gentleman with a sense of his
-own dignity, you will say; but he did not seem to accept it in such a
-spirit. He hesitated, but only for a few moments, then he looked around
-him to see who were within hearing, and with hardly a pause, he said in
-the clearest of tones, 'I perceive that we are surrounded just now with
-some ladies who, two days ago, offered me congratulations upon my good
-fortune in winning your promise, madam; and I venture now to come
-before you to implore of you to give me permission to assume that their
-congratulations were well founded'--those were his words; we did not
-think that he had it in him to express himself so well."
-
-"And what was the lady's reply?" asked Dr. Burney, recalling the
-prophecy in which he had indulged when parting from Garrick at his own
-door.
-
-"The lady's reply was disappointing, though dignified," replied Mrs.
-Thrale. "'Sir,' she said, 'I have oft heard that the credulity of a man
-has no limits, but I have never before had so conspicuous an instance of
-the truth of this. Surely the merest schoolboy would have been able to
-inform you that you were being made the victim of one of Mr. Garrick's
-silly jests--that these ladies here lent themselves to the transaction,
-hoping to make a fool of me as well as of you; but I trust that they
-are now aware of the fact that I, at least, perceived the truth from the
-first, so that whoever has been fooled I am not that person; and so
-I have the honour to wish you and them a very good evening.' Then she
-treated us to a very elaborate curtsey and stalked away to the door,
-leaving us all amazed at her display of dignity--real dignity, not the
-stage imitation, Mr. Garrick."
-
-"You should have been there, if only to receive a lesson, Mr. Garrick,"
-said Mrs. Damer.
-
-"I hope those who had the good fortune to be present were taught a
-lesson," said another lady in the circle.
-
-"If you mean me, madam," said Mrs. Thrale, with tactful good humour,
-"I frankly allow that I profited greatly by observing the scene. 'Tis
-a dangerous game to play--that of trying to show others in a ridiculous
-light, and in future I vow that all my attention shall be given to the
-duty of avoiding making a fool of myself. Your jest miscarried, Mr.
-Garrick; though how that gentleman who fled from the Wells in that
-headlong fashion was induced to return, is beyond my knowledge."
-
-"Psha! madam, the fellow is a coxcomb and not worth discussing," cried
-Garrick. "He got no more than his deserts when the lady left him to be
-the laughing-stock of the Assembly. I knew that that would be his fate
-if he ever succeeded in summing up sufficient courage to face her."
-
-"But strange to say, we did not laugh at him then," said Mrs. Thrale.
-"He seemed to be quite a different man from the one whom we had tried
-to fool two days earlier. There was a certain dignity about him that
-disarmed us. You must allow, Mr. Garrick, that only the bravest of men
-would have had the courage to march up the Assembly Rooms and make his
-proposal to the lady in public."
-
-"That is the courage of the coxcomb who believes himself to be
-irresistible to the other sex, madam," said Garrick; "and I affirm that
-'twas most reprehensible to refrain from laughing at him." Then, putting
-his arm through that of Burney as if to stroll on with him, and so
-give the others to understand that he had had enough of Mr. Kendal as a
-topic, he whispered:
-
-"Ha, my friend, did not I prophesy aright what would be the fellow's
-fate? I know men, and women, too--ay, in some measure, though they are
-sealed books, eh, friend Burney? And you tried to persuade me that she
-would not snub him? I knew better--I knew that she--eh, what--what are
-they staring at?"
-
-"They are staring at the appearance of Mr. Kendal with the Widow Nash on
-his arm--there they are, David, and you are staring at them too," said
-Burney with a smile.
-
-"Angels and Ministers of Grace! 'Tis a man and his wife we are staring
-at! The woman has married him after all!" cried David, his hand dropping
-limply from Burney's shoulder. "A man and his wife: I know the look in
-their faces!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-|IT was, indeed, the same man who had come to consult Dr. Burney, but
-had not been allowed the chance of doing so by Garrick, a fortnight
-before--the same man, but with a marked difference, who was now walking
-across the pillared room in the Pantheon, with a smiling, well-favoured
-lady by his side; and toward the pair the eyes of all the circle whom
-Mrs. Thrale had been addressing were directed.
-
-Mrs. Thrale and her friends were too much amazed to be able to speak,
-but the lips of every one of them were holding back some exclamation of
-surprise: an acute observer would have been able easily to set down the
-various unuttered exclamations of the party, from the simple "Oh,
-Lud!" of Mrs. Thrale to the more emphatic "Merciful Powers!" of Mrs.
-Cholmondeley, though not a word was spoken between them, while Mr.
-Kendal and the lady walked, straight through the room to where they were
-standing.
-
-"Slip behind the pillar: I will cover you, my friend," whispered Dr.
-Burney to Garrick.
-
-But Garrick had no intention of doing anything so ignominious--more
-especially as he perceived that Mr. Kendal had caught sight of him; and
-it was really Garrick who advanced to meet the couple, with the air of
-a host about to welcome two long-expected guests--it was really Garrick
-who received them with one of his finest bows, and who--to add to the
-amazement of the group behind him--was greeted by Mr. Kendal and the
-lady with the friendliest of smiles (the lady was blushing, not Mr.
-Garrick).
-
-And then it was to Dr. Burney the gentleman turned.
-
-"Dear sir," he cried, "with what words should I approach you? It is to
-your counsel and Mr. Garrick's that I owe my happiness." Then he made
-his bow to the others of the group.
-
-"Mrs. Thrale," he said, when he had recovered himself, "we hoped to find
-you here with your friends, so that we might lose no moment in offering
-you our thanks for the tactful way in which you brought us together.
-Only such genius as yours, madam, could have perceived--well, all
-that you did perceive. I protest that neither Mrs. Kendal nor myself
-apprehended the too flattering truth. But the heart of a woman who has
-herself loved--ah, that is the source of such genius as you displayed
-with such subtlety. She is mine, madam; we have been married a whole
-week, and I, at least, know what a treasure--but I cannot trust myself
-to talk of my happiness just now. Perhaps at some future time I shall
-be able to tell you coherently how I felt within me that my Diana--Mrs.
-Nash, as she was then--did not mean her rebuff as a final dismissal, and
-thus I was led to her side--to implore an audience of her, in the course
-of which she confessed to me that----"
-
-But his bride prevented the flow of his eloquence by tapping him under
-the chin in exquisite playfulness with her fan, smiling roguishly at him
-first, and then looking round the group with an air of chastened triumph
-while she said:
-
-"Foolish man! Prithee remember, Ferdinand, that you are in a public
-place, and that the secrets of the confessional are sacred. I protest
-that you are exceeding a husband's privilege in revealing aught that I
-confessed when taken aback at your sudden appearance before me!"
-
-"I ask your pardon, my angel," he cried. "I had no right to say even the
-little that I have said. I suppose I shall learn discretion in time and
-with practice. But when I think of the kindly interest that some of our
-friends here showed in bringing us together, I feel that they should be
-rewarded by a repetition of the whole story."
-
-"Nay, nay, sir, you may take my word for it that we look not for such a
-reward," cried Garrick. "Such philanthropists as Mrs. Thrale and myself
-feel more than rewarded when we succeed in bringing together a lady and
-gentleman who were so plainly intended by Providence for each other's
-happiness."
-
-"It was Mr. Garrick who looked with the eyes of Providence into your
-case as associated with Mr. Kendal, madam. That is, if Puck may ever be
-thought of as assuming the rle of Providence," said Mrs. Thrale. "For
-myself, I believe that Puck has more to do with the making of matches
-than heaven; and assuredly in this particular case the mischievous fairy
-had more than a finger. But however that may be, we can still wish you
-every happiness in life, and offer you an apology for----"
-
-"H'sh!" whispered Garrick, raising a hand. "Rauzzini is beginning to
-sing. I am sure, Mrs. Kendal, that you will willingly accept Signor
-Rauzzini's song in lieu of Mrs. Thrale's apology, however admirably
-worded the latter were sure to be."
-
-The bride smiled benignly at Mrs. Thrale, and there was more than a
-trace of triumph in her smile.
-
-Dr. Burney smiled also at the adroitness of the actor, who, he could
-perceive, had no intention of allowing himself to be incriminated by any
-confession, assuming the form of an apology, that Mrs. Thrale might make
-in a moment of contrition for having been a partner with him in a piece
-of fooling that had had a very different result from the one he (and
-she) had looked for.
-
-Garrick, still holding up a warning finger as if he had at heart the
-best interests of the composer as well as the singer of "Waft her,
-Angels," prevented another word from being spoken, though more than a
-full minute had passed before Rauzzini had breathed the first notes of
-the recitativo.
-
-But incautiously lowering his finger when the handsome Roman had begun,
-Mrs. Thrale took advantage of her release from the thraldom imposed upon
-her, to say in a low tone, looking toward the gallery in front of which
-the singer stood:
-
-"It is one angel talking to the others! Was there ever so angelic a
-man?"
-
-And little Miss Burney, who had also her eyes fixed upon the singer,
-felt that little Mrs. Thrale was not merely an angel, but a goddess. She
-expressed her opinion to this effect in her next letter to Mr. Crisp.
-
-She listened in a dream to the singing that no one could hear and remain
-unmoved, even though one had not the advantage of looking at the singer
-at the same time. Fanny Burney was too shortsighted to be able to
-distinguish one face from another at such a distance; but this made
-no difference to her; she had the face of the sweet singer ever before
-her--most clearly when she closed her eyes, as she did now, and listened
-to him.
-
-"Waft her, angels, to the skies--Waft her, angels, waft her, angels,
-waft her to the skies," rang out his fervent imploration, and she felt
-that there were no powers that could withstand the force of such an
-appeal. For herself she felt carried away on the wings of song into the
-highest heaven. She felt that harps of heaven alone could provide an
-adequate accompaniment to such a voice as his; and she gave herself up
-to it as unreservedly as a bride gives herself to the arms of her lover.
-She had that sensation of a sweet yielding to the divine influence of
-the music until she could feel it enfolding her and bearing her into the
-infinite azure of a realm more beautiful than any that her dreams had
-borne her to in the past. She wanted nothing better than this in any
-world. All that she wanted was an assurance that it would continue for
-ever and ever....
-
-With the cessation of the singing she seemed to awaken from a dream of
-divine delight, and in her awaking to retain the last thought that had
-been hers--the longing for an assurance that the delight which she was
-feeling would endure. She was awake now, and she knew that love had been
-all her dream, and that what she longed for was the assurance that
-that love would continue. And now she remembered that it was this same
-longing that had brought about her resolution that she would never go to
-her King as the beggar maid had gone to King Cophetua. There would be
-no assurance of the continuing of love between them if she had the
-humiliating feeling that he had stooped to raise her to his level.
-
-That was the thought which took possession of her mind when she had
-returned from the sublimities to which she had been borne by her lover's
-singing, and in another minute the reaction had come. She had been
-soaring high, but now she was conscious of a sinking at heart; for the
-whole building was resounding with acclamations of the singer. There did
-not seem to be anyone silent, save only herself, throughout the hall.
-Everyone seemed calling the name of Rauzzini--all seemed ready to
-throw themselves at his feet; and when he stood up to acknowledge their
-tribute of enthusiasm to his marvellous powers, there was something of
-frenzy in the way his name was flung from hundreds of voices--it was
-not enough for the people whom he had stirred to shout his name, they
-surrounded him with the banners of a great conqueror--the air was
-quivering with the lace and the silk that were being waved on all sides
-to do him honour--handkerchiefs, scarves, fans--the air was full of
-them.
-
-And there he stood high above them, smiling calmly and bending his head
-gravely to right and left in acknowledgment of all....
-
-That was his position before the world. Her heart sank within her as she
-asked herself what was hers. How could she ever hope to attain to such a
-place as should win from the world such applause as this? How could
-she ever be so vain as to think that the giving of a little book to
-the world should have an effect worthy of being compared with this
-demonstration which was shaking the Pantheon?
-
-Her heart sank to a deeper depth still when the thunders had passed
-away--reluctantly as the reverberations of a great storm--and there was
-a buzz of voices all about her--exclamations of delight--whispers of
-admiration--ladies with clasped hands, fervent in their words about the
-marvellous face of the young Roman--and her father and his friend, Mr.
-Fulke Greville, exchanging recollections of the singing of the same air
-by other vocalists, and coming gradually to the conclusion that none had
-put such feeling into it as had Rauzzini.
-
-The buzz of voices did not cease when the singer had come down from his
-gallery and was greeting some of his friends on the floor of the great
-hall. He had trouble in making his way as far as the group which he
-meant to reach. The most distinguished ladies of high quality had
-pressed round him with uncritical expressions of appreciation of his
-singing, and there was no lack of gentlemen of fashion to follow their
-example, though wondering greatly that the ladies of quality should
-allow themselves to show such transports respecting a man with no trait
-of a true-born Englishman about him. Signor Rauzzini might have indulged
-in a score of pinches of snuff out of the gold and enamelled boxes that
-were thrust forward for his acceptance with the finest artificial grace
-of a period when it was not thought effeminate to be graceful over small
-things.
-
-He bowed low to the ladies of quality, and smiled his polite rejection
-of the snuff of the gentlemen of fashion. But such convenances made it
-impossible for him to keep his eyes upon the group toward which he
-was making a necessarily slow way, and he only reached the side of Dr.
-Burney to find that Dr. Burney's daughter had disappeared. He had no
-chance of seeing how Miss Burney at his approach had slipped behind
-a pillar and suffered herself to be conducted thence to a seat by her
-cousin Edward: the fact that Edward was learning to be a painter was a
-sufficient excuse for his paying an occasional visit to such scenes
-of colour as were unfolded before the eyes of a frequenter of the
-fashionable Pantheon every night.
-
-Fanny felt that if Signor Rauzzini had come to her side after passing
-through the ranks of lace and velvet and brocade, she would have sunk
-through the floor of the hall. But she knew that it was to her side he
-was coming, and she took the opportunity of flying when he was compelled
-to make a pause in front of the flattery of the Duchess of Ancaster.
-
-She was painfully shy at all times, but overwhelmingly so at that
-moment, though she knew that she was the only woman in the place who
-would make the attempt to evade the distinction which threatened her.
-How could she remain where she had been with all eyes in the room upon
-her? She felt that it would be impossible.
-
-Her heart was beating quickly as she thought:
-
-"Not yet--not yet."
-
-After all there is no more womanly trait than that of fleeing from a
-lover; but Fanny Burney was yielding to its impulse without an attempt
-to analyse it, and without being consoled by the reflection of the
-woman of the younger world, that if it is woman's instinct to fly from a
-lover, it is a lover's instinct to pursue.
-
-She had scarcely finished the cup of ice which her cousin had brought
-her, before the man had found her.
-
-But now the Gabrielli was beginning to sing, and all eyes were directed
-upon the Gabrielli, so that no one but Rauzzini saw how Dr. Burney's
-over-shy daughter was flushing.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-|THEY spoke in French, with an occasional phrase in Italian when they
-found the other tongue lacking in melody or in the exact shade of
-meaning that they sought to express. Edward Burney thought that the
-moment was one that favoured his ambition to study the pose of Madame
-Gabrielli, with a view to starting on a portrait that should make him
-famous. He asked Fanny's permission to allow him to take up a place
-a few yards beyond the pillar. He promised not to be long absent, and
-Fanny had not the heart to detain him.
-
-"You fled from me--was that kind?" asked Rauzzini when the cousin had
-moved away, but was still in view.
-
-"Ah," said she, "one who has my odious selfconsciousness does not ask
-what is kind or unkind, she simply flies."
-
-"But you knew that I was coming to your side?" said he.
-
-"I know that you are wise enough to value the criticism of a musician
-like my father above the vapid phrases of the people of fashion,"
-replied Fanny.
-
-"That is true indeed," said he. "I value a word of praise or blame from
-Dr. Burney as precious. But Dr. Burney has a daughter whose words are to
-me as precious."
-
-"She is not here to-night," said Fanny. "My sister Esther, to whom you
-refer, is indeed a discriminating critic. She told me how exquisitely
-you sang at the concert where you met her--it is scarcely a fortnight
-ago."
-
-"Dr. Burney has more daughters than that one," said he.
-
-Fanny laughed.
-
-"He has indeed more daughters than one," she said. "We were a household
-of daughters before Esther married and when my brother was in the South
-Seas. But only Esther is critical as a musician."
-
-"In the name of heaven, do you think that it is only possible for me to
-value words that refer to my singing?" he asked. "Do you not know that I
-would rather listen to your voice than----"
-
-"Than Madame Gabrielli's?" said Fanny; he had spoken his last sentence
-in too loud a tone, even though the Gabrielli's brilliant vocalism
-usually admitted of a conversation being carried on with some vehemence
-in the great room of the Pantheon without causing remark.
-
-He smiled at her warning, and it was in a subdued voice that he said:
-
-"I am tired of hearing the Gabrielli; but what of your voice? How often
-have you given me the chance of hearing it? Even now you fled from me as
-though I carried the plague about with me! Was that kind or unkind?"
-
-"You do not entertain the thought that perhaps I have not yet tired
-of Madame Gabrielli's vocalism: I knew that she was at the point of
-beginning her aria."
-
-"You would sacrifice me on the altar of your favourite? Well, perhaps
-you would be justified in doing so. Hold up your finger now and I shall
-be mute as a fish until Gabrielli has had her last shriek. I can still
-look at you--it will not spoil your appreciation of the aria if I merely
-look at you."
-
-"I think I would rather that you talked to me than merely looked at me.
-I do not invite people to look at me, and happily few people do. I am
-not conspicuous. I am the insignificant one. There is Mrs. Thrale, for
-instance; she has been several times at our house, and every time she
-comes she inquires who is the little one."
-
-He smiled and held up his finger in imitation of the way she had rebuked
-him for talking too loud.
-
-"H'sh; I am anxious to hear the Signora Gabrielli," he said, and the
-express on that he made his face assume at that moment would
-have convinced anyone that he was giving all his attention to the
-singing--drinking in every note with the earnestness of an enthusiast.
-There was a certain boyish exaggeration in his expression that was very
-amusing to Fanny, though less observing persons would have been ready
-to accept it as evidence of the generous appreciation on the part of one
-great singer of the success of another.
-
-So he remained until the _cavatina_ had come to an end; and then he was
-loudest in his cry of "Brava!"
-
-"It is a treat--a great--a sacred treat," said he, turning to Fanny. "I
-do not think I ever heard that song before. Has it a name, I wonder?"
-
-"If I mistake not it is from an opera in which a certain Roman tenore
-made a name for himself last year, in happy conjunction with Madame
-Gabrielli," said Fanny.
-
-"Is it possible? I had not heard of that circumstance," said he, with a
-look of the most charming innocence in his large eyes. It was his hands
-that were most expressive, however, as he added:
-
-"But it was last year, you say, mademoiselle? Ah, who is it that
-remembers an opera from one year to another? No one, except the
-_impresario_ who has lost his good money, or somebody's else's money,
-over its production. Enough, the _cantatrice_ has given us of her best,
-and is there now any reason why we should remain dumb? The great charm
-of the singing of these brilliant artistes of last year's operas is that
-when they have sung, they have sung--they leave one nothing to think
-about afterward. Is not that so, mademoiselle?"
-
-"They leave one nothing to think about--except their singing," said
-Fanny. "For myself, I am still thinking of 'Waft her, angels,' although
-nearly half an hour must have passed since I heard the last notes. And
-it seems to me that when half a century will have passed I shall still
-be thinking of it."
-
-He did not offer her the conventional acknowledgement of a bow. He
-only looked at her with those large eyes of his; they were capable of
-expressing in a single glance all the tenderness of feeling of a poem.
-
-"I have not sung in vain," he said in a low tone. "My old _maestro_ gave
-me the advice one day when I was proving to him my success in reaching
-the high note which I had been striving for years to bring into my
-compass: 'That is all very well,' he said. 'You have aimed at touching
-that rare note, now your aim must be to touch the heart of everyone who
-hears you sing.' I sometimes think that he set for me too difficult a
-task."
-
-"Not too difficult--for you," said she.
-
-"There are dangers," he said thoughtfully. "I have known singers who
-tried to reach the hearts of their hearers by tricks--yes, and they
-succeeded through these illegitimate means in making themselves popular,
-while far better singers who had a scorn of such tricks and gave their
-best to all who listened to them, failed to please anyone who had not a
-knowledge of the true boundary of music."
-
-"I have seen these tricksters, too," said Fanny. "I have witnessed their
-sentimental grimaces--their head shakings--their appeal to the feelings
-with pathetic eyes turned heavenward. They made me ashamed of
-them--ashamed of myself for listening to them, though people about me
-had been moved to tears. But I think that the people who are easily
-moved to tears are those who retain an impression the shortest space of
-time."
-
-"You give me confidence--encouragement," he cried. "I have made up my
-mind that if I cannot reach a heart by the straight King's highway, I
-will not try to do so by any bypath. Bypaths are, we know, the resorts
-of brigands: they may captivate a heart or two, but only to leave them
-empty afterwards."
-
-So they talked together for many minutes. Faney Burney had a sufficient
-acquaintance among musicians, vocal as well as instrumental, to have
-learned, long ago, that they can easily be prevented from talking on any
-other subject than music, and the same reflection that had caused her
-to say that "Not yet--not yet," had impelled her to lead Rauzzini in
-another direction than that in which he had shown so strong a tendency
-to go. He had been trying to make her understand that he had travelled
-through the obstructions of the hall not in order that he might obtain
-the criticism of so accomplished a _maestro_ as Dr. Burney upon his
-singing, but in order that he should have a chance of talking to Dr.
-Burney's unaccomplished daughter; he had shown her that his wish was to
-converse on the topic of this unaccomplished daughter; but she had no
-mind to acquiesce in his aims for the present. She still felt herself to
-be the beggar maid, and she would not allow her king to get any nearer
-to her.
-
-It was not until her cousin had returned to where she was seated, that
-the young Italian found that he had not made much progress with his
-suit. He had intended that this _tte--tte_ with her should make
-her aware of how he felt in regard to her, but he had allowed his
-opportunity to pass, and in place of talking about her he had been led
-to talk of himself.
-
-That was how he expressed himself to her when he found that their
-_tte--tte_ was at an end.
-
-"How has this come about?" he cried in surprise. "How is it that I have
-shown myself to be so vain as to make speeches about my singing when I
-meant to talk to you of yourself?"
-
-"'Twas I who found a more profitable topic for you, _signore mio_," she
-replied, feeling her way through the words of his native tongue, for he
-had spoken out his surprise in Italian.
-
-He shook his head and made a gesture with his hands.
-
-"But it is a mystery!" he said in French. "I had no desire to talk about
-myself or my singing. I meant to tell you what was in my mind when I saw
-you entering this place with your father. Shall we retrace our steps in
-our conversation until I find how it was that I took a wrong turning?
-Alas! I fear that it would not be possible!"
-
-"It would not be possible, indeed," she replied. "Did you not say
-something about the bypaths being dangerous with banditti? We kept
-our feet upon the King's highway, which is safe. I was swept off my
-feet--carried away--away--by your singing of the aria; I had scarce
-touched the earth once more when you came to my side, and now we are
-parting happily, you to realize your aspirations, I to--to--well,
-to retain for ever the memory of your singing--the memory of those
-celestial harmonies into the midst of which I was wafted by the angels
-of your imploration. That is enough for one evening of my life. Nay, you
-must not speak another word lest the charm of all should fade away. I
-shall go home to dream of angels."
-
-"And I shall go to dream of you," he said in a low tone.
-
-He did not hold her hand so long as Thomas Barlowe had done when parting
-from her, but she felt that somehow he had accomplished more by his
-reserve than Thomas had achieved by his impetuosity. She hoped that she
-might never see Thomas again; but for Signor Rauzzini----
-
-They parted.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-|THESE foreigners!" exclaimed young Edward Burney when Rauzzini had left
-them, and Fanny was asking her cousin if her father was not looking for
-her. "These foreigners! Your father is talking with another of them--an
-Italian too, as I live--I have seen him in St. Martin's Street--Signor
-Piozzi. But I suppose Uncle Burney likes to keep in touch with them. The
-town is swarming with them: they are even to be found about Leicester
-Fields. Why do some people fancy that we must have Italians to sing
-for us? There are plenty of good singers in England, without a drop of
-foreign blood in their veins. A good sea song with a chorus that is easy
-to get into the swing of--that's English and honest."
-
-"Honest down to the hoarsest note," said Fanny. "You and James are at
-one in the matter of songs."
-
-"Cousin Jim hates foreigners, as is quite proper that an officer in a
-King's ship should," said Edward stoutly.
-
-"Not all foreigners," said Fanny smiling. "You forget how kindly he took
-to Prince Omai."
-
-"Oh, a South Sea Islander is different," cried her cousin. "I expect
-that the South Seas will soon become as English as ourselves if Captain
-Cook goes on discovering islands."
-
-"Edward," said Fanny, after a pause sufficient to allow of the
-introduction of a new topic; "Edward, could you make it convenient to
-call at the Orange Coffee House some day soon to inquire if there is
-another letter for Mr. Grafton?"
-
-"I'll not omit it on any account," he replied. "Oh, yes, Mr. Grafton,
-I'll collect your correspondence for you, never fear. You have not let
-anyone else into the secret, I hope?"
-
-"No one knows it except Susy and Lottie and Charles and Hetty; but Hetty
-only knows that I wrote the book, not that it is to be printed--Charles
-is still away from us, or I would not trouble you, Edward."
-
-"Poor Charlie grew tired of the Orange Coffee House, did he not? He told
-me how you made him your messenger at first, disguising him in a cloak
-and a gentleman's hat, so that he might not seem quite the boy that he
-was. But how the secret has been kept so well is a wonder to me--kept
-from the powers that be, I mean--uncle and aunt. I wonder if your mother
-never had a suspicion of what was going on, especially as she knew all
-about your writing long ago."
-
-"I think that it was the copying out of the padre's History that saved
-me," said Fanny. "Many a page of my novel I wrote when she believed that
-I was copying the notes for the History--yes, that, and the letters
-which Mr. Crisp insists on my sending him every week. But even with
-these excuses I could sometimes not get through more than three or four
-pages of my own book during a whole week."
-
-"How will you look when the secret is let out--it must be let out some
-day, you know? If the writing a novel is thought shocking, how will
-Uncle Burney receive the news, think you? He has not yet given you leave
-to publish it."
-
-There was a troubled look on poor Fanny's face as she replied, after a
-pause:
-
-"I have often meant to ask father's permission, but I was not able to
-summon up courage enough to face him with the whole truth. But it cannot
-be delayed much longer. Perhaps I might write him a letter about it some
-time when I am at Chessington."
-
-"I don't envy you the duty, my dear Fanny," said lie. "But I think that
-the sooner you get it over the easier you will feel. I suppose that
-writing a novel is worse than writing a 'History of Music.' I wonder why
-you took so much trouble over the business."
-
-"I could not help it," she cried. "I have often wondered myself why I
-was sitting up in that cold room at the top of the house, writing until
-my fingers were benumbed, when I might have been at my comfortable
-sewing in front of a fire downstairs; but I could not help it--I could
-not help doing it, Eddy."
-
-Eddy never reached that point in his career as a painter when he found
-the artist's impulse to create too great to be resisted. He could not
-appreciate her explanation.
-
-"'I couldn't help it,' that's what we were used to say long ago, when
-we got into mischief; I hope that Uncle Burney and Aunt Burney--don't
-forget her in this matter--I hope that they will accept your excuse.
-Anyhow, you may trust me to act as your 'Mr. Grafton' at the Orange
-Coffee House some day this week."
-
-He caught a glimpse of his uncle, Dr. Burney, sitting with Mr. Greville,
-so that he had no trouble in placing Fanny once more in charge of her
-father. He could see that the girl was a little downcast, and tried to
-cheer her up a bit by whispering in a sly way into her ear:
-
-"Good-night, Mr. Grafton; my best respects to Mrs. Grafton and the
-children--especially Evelina."
-
-The smile that Fanny gave in acknowledgment of his pleasantry did not
-quite carry conviction that his well-meant effort had been successful.
-He went away feeling as much sympathy for her as was possible for him
-to have in common with the reflection that if she was in a difficult
-position, it was wholly one of her own seeking. What could have induced
-a girl who had been carefully brought up, and provided with an excellent
-stepmother, to write a novel, placing herself thereby on a level
-with those dreadful ladies whose productions were prohibited in every
-self-respecting household and only read by stealth when obtained at
-a cost of twopence--more than the best of them were worth--at the
-circulating library?
-
-Yes, poor Fanny was undoubtedly to be pitied; but she had really only
-herself to blame for the trouble that was looming in front of her when
-the secret of her authorship should be revealed to her father and her
-excellent stepmother--one of the best judges to be found anywhere of all
-sorts of needlework--not merely plain sewing and buttonholing, but satin
-stitch, herring-boning and running and felling.
-
-The very next day Cousin Edward called at St. Martin's Street, carrying
-with him a small parcel neatly done up in white paper. He was lucky
-enough to find Fanny and Susan alone in the work-room; and after asking
-mysteriously if there was any chance of his uncle or aunt coming
-upon them, and being assured that they were both away for the day, he
-carefully locked the door of the room, saying in the whisper of a man of
-plots and mysteries:
-
-"'Tis better to be sure than sorry. In matters of this nature 'tis
-impossible to be too cautious."
-
-He then handed the parcel to Fanny, who gave an exclamation when she saw
-that it was addressed:
-
-"_To Mr. Grafton, at the Orange Coffee House, Orange Street_."
-
-She opened the parcel, and found it to contain a printer's unbound copy
-of a book, the title page of which stared up at her: "_Evelina; or, A
-Young Lady's Entrance into the World_," and with it was a letter from
-Mr. Lowndes, the bookseller, presenting his compliments to Mr. Grafton,
-with the request that Mr. Grafton would read the book and prove it as
-soon as possible, returning the list of errata to Mr. Lowndes, so that
-the edition might go to press for early publication.
-
-There it lay on the table in front of her. She read the letter standing,
-and remained on her feet, looking down at the unbound book. It had a
-queer, half-dressed appearance, lacking covers; and when, after some
-minutes of silence, Susy took a step or two closer to it, and, with her
-hand on Fanny's arm, looked down on it also, the picture that they made
-suggested two sisters looking into the cradle where the first baby of
-one of them lay. The expression on Susy's face--a mingling of wonder and
-curiosity, with delight not far off--was exactly that which the younger
-sister of the picture might be expected to wear, catching a glimpse of
-the undressed morsel of humanity in its first cot.
-
-Susy put her hand down to it, and moved the printed sheets about. She
-read the title page down to the last name on the imprint, and then she
-flung up her hands, crying:
-
-"How lovely! how lovely! But it seems wonderful! How did it come into
-being? It looks like a real thing now that we see it printed. The copy
-that you wrote out in that disguised hand seemed somehow quite different
-from this. There is life in this. It feels warm, actually warm, Fanny.
-Oh, don't you love it, dear?"
-
-Fanny, the young mother, shook her head, but with no significance, so
-far as Susy could see.
-
-"'Tis too late now," said Edward gloomily, taking on himself the burden
-of interpreting that head-shake. "You are bound down to go on with it
-now. You should have thought of all this before."
-
-"What nonsense is this you are talking?" cried Susy, turning upon
-him almost indignantly; for his tone suggested an aspersion upon the
-offspring. "What do you say is too late now? Do you mean to say that
-there's anything to be ashamed of in this? Cannot you see that she did
-not put her name to it? Who is there to know that it came from this
-house? The name of Burney nowhere appears on it."
-
-"That's so much, at any rate," said he.
-
-"Do you mean to say that you don't think it quite wonderful, Eddy?"
-cried Susy. "And getting twenty pounds for it--twenty pounds! And you
-say something about it being too late!"
-
-"I only judged from the way Fanny shook her head," said he.
-
-"Oh, that was not what Fanny was thinking at all--now was it, Fanny?"
-said Susy encouragingly to her sister.
-
-"I don't know quite what I meant or what I mean even now," replied
-Fanny. "It made me feel for the moment somehow as if I had appeared in a
-street full of people before I had quite finished dressing!"
-
-"Ah!" exclaimed Edward.
-
-"But that is nonsense, dear," said Susy, still consolatory. "The book is
-not yourself."
-
-"Not all myself, but part of myself--that is what I feel," said Fanny.
-
-"I cannot see that that is so. You are you--you yourself quite apart
-from the book. Whatever the book may be, you will still remain Fanny
-Burney, the best daughter and the best sister in the world. What does it
-matter if people--foolish people who know nothing about it--laugh at it
-or say nasty things about it? Do you think that that will make any of us
-like you the less?"
-
-She put her arm about Fanny and kissed her on the cheek, and Fanny's
-tears began to fall. The young man standing by felt more uneasy than
-he had ever felt in his life. He crossed the room and looked out of the
-window, turning his back upon the scene of the sisters. He did not know
-what to say to a girl when once she allowed herself to weep. He wished
-with all his heart that he had not been dragged into this business. But
-Fanny's tears convinced him that his first impression of her reception
-of her book was the correct one: she was, like other young mothers he
-had heard of, bitterly repentant when it was too late.
-
-The next sound of which he became aware was of the crinkling of the
-stiff paper of the wrapper. One of the girls was folding up the parcel.
-He glanced round and saw that it was Fanny herself who was so engaged.
-She had dried her tears; the expression on her face was one of
-resignation--one of determination to make the best of a bad matter.
-
-"Ah, that's better," said he, going to her and picking up the string
-from the floor. "There's no use crying over spilt milk, is there, Fanny?
-We have all kept your secret loyally, and no one need ever know that
-you so far forgot yourself. Certainly the revelation will never come
-from my lips."
-
-Fanny burst out laughing.
-
-"Oh, dear Eddy, you are the best cousin that any poor girl could have,"
-she said. "Your words have helped me greatly. They have helped to make
-me feel what is the aspect of the world in regard to my poor little
-story. It has been my constant companion night and day for three years
-and more. I worked at it in the cold and I tried how I could improve
-pages of it, copying it and recopying it; I practised a duplicity which
-was foreign to my nature in writing it--I have deceived my father and my
-mother about it--I wasted my eyesight over it--I robbed myself of sleep
-so that I might complete it, and when it was completed I lay awake in
-anxiety lest no bookseller would look at it, all this trouble I had with
-it, so that the world might have of my best, and what is the verdict of
-the world after all this? You have pronounced it, dear Eddy--you said
-thoughtfully and consolingly--'There's no use crying over spilt milk.'
-You are quite right. Not another tear will I shed over this poor little
-bantling of mine. 'A Young Lady's Entrance into the World'? Nay, call it
-rather a rickety brat that should never have made its entrance into the
-world at all."
-
-"I should be ashamed of myself if I ever spoke of it in such terms,"
-cried Susy, looking indignantly at her cousin as though he had abused
-it in that phrase. "'Rickety brat,' indeed! Oh, I should be ashamed. It
-looked so much alive--more alive, I think, than if it was in its covers.
-Let us sit down and read it together, Fanny."
-
-Cousin Edward felt that he was being badly treated between these
-sisters. That last remark of Susy was rather more than a suggestion
-that he might go as soon as it pleased him. He had not any previous
-experience of young women and their offspring. He could not know
-that their attitude in such circumstances is one of hostility to the
-male--that they resent his appearance as an intrusion.
-
-"I am glad that you are so pleased," said he, with only a trace of
-irritability in his voice. "And I am glad that I have been of any use to
-you, Cousin Fanny. After all, the thing is yours, not Susy's."
-
-"That is true, indeed," cried Fanny. "And it is I who offer you
-my gratitude for your help. Believe me, Eddy, I am sensible of the
-adroitness you have shown in this matter ever since we let you into our
-secret; and if any trouble comes from what we have done you may be quite
-sure that I will accept the entire responsibility for it."
-
-"Oh, so far as that goes, I do not shrink from taking my share," said
-he magnanimously. "I do not feel quite without blame--I am a man and
-I should have warned you at the outset. But you had nearly finished it
-before I heard anything of it--you must not forget that."
-
-"That is true indeed," said Fanny. "I was self-willed. I wonder was it
-vanity that impelled me. Never mind! It cannot be helped now. It may
-never be heard of again."
-
-"There's always that to remember," said he, with the eagerness of a
-drowning man grasping at a straw.
-
-"And I believe that the chances are greatly in favour of that hope being
-realized. Thank you again for your encouragement, dear Eddy," said she.
-
-"Oh, that's nothing--nothing worth talking about," said he, picking up
-his gloves. "You can command me always, Cousin Fanny. And you have seen
-that I can keep a secret. Now mind you don't leave that lying about"--he
-pointed to the parcel, the string of which Susy was knotting--"and, be
-advised by me, turn the key in the lock when you are working at it."
-
-"Yes," said Susy, "we'll be sure to do our best to prevent anyone from
-suspecting that we have a secret, by locking ourselves in."
-
-"Caution--nothing like caution," said he in a whisper, unfastening the
-door and putting his head out to glance to right and left of the short
-corridor. He held up his finger. "All safe so far," he whispered; "no
-one is in sight."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-|THE moment he disappeared, Susy slipped the knot which she had just
-made on the parcel and flung the paper away.
-
-"Now we can settle down to it properly, Fanny," she cried, catching
-up the bundle of unstitched sheets and throwing herself back upon the
-little sofa. "Come beside me, dear, and we shall go through every word
-together. Never mind what Eddy said; I think it looks quite lovely, and
-how easily it reads--just like poetry--'Evelina'!--how did you think of
-that sweet name?--'_or, A Young Lady's Entrance into the World_.' Not
-a mistake so far. The printers must surely be careful men! And now that
-you come to think of it, this is really the entrance of the Young Lady
-into the world. Here she is, smiling, but a little shy--just like her
-mamma--your Evelina takes after you, dear--now, confess that there is
-something agreeably shy in the italics printing of that line beginning
-with '_A Young Lady's Entrance_,' Fanny; it may be wrong to write a
-novel, but don't you think that this is worth it? Edward is a goose
-to talk as he did about crying over spilt milk. I wonder that you had
-patience to listen to him."
-
-"Eddy is a dear boy, and he only said what he knew nearly everybody else
-would be disposed to say about this business. I started the story, as
-you know, half in fun--by way of exercising my hand--but then it got
-hold of me, and it became deadly earnest, and now--oh, Susy, what I feel
-now about it is just what I said to Edward: it seems as if it were the
-best part of myself that I am giving to the world. I wonder if it is
-right for anyone who has written a book, if it be only a novel, to look
-upon it in that light."
-
-"Why should it not be right? Didn't you put all your thoughts into it,
-and are not one's thoughts part of oneself?" said Susy. "And although so
-many people look down upon novels--all the novels that have been written
-since Mr. Richardson died--still--oh, did not Dr. Johnson once write
-a novel? Yes, 'Rasselas' was what he called it. I tried to read it
-but----"
-
-"H'sh, Susy. Dr. Johnson might write anything that he pleased. Though
-Dr. Johnson wrote a novel, that should be no excuse for such as I having
-the audacity to do the like."
-
-"I suppose that's what some people will say. But I can't see that if a
-good man does an evil thing, it becomes a good thing simply because he
-does it."
-
-"Stop, Susy: I remember that he confessed to someone, who told it to Mr.
-Crisp, that he had written 'Rasselas' in order to get money enough to
-pay for his mother's funeral."
-
-"Oh, in that case--might he not have written something a good deal
-better, Fanny? Oh, I see that you are stricken with horror at my
-thinking anything that came from Dr. Johnson to be dull. I daresay I
-began reading it too soon: I should have waited until I had learned that
-if a great man writes a book it is a great book, but that if a simple
-girl writes a novel--well, there's no use crying over spilt milk. Now
-that's the last word that I have to say, for I mean to read every word
-that's printed here--here--here!" She brought down her open hand on the
-topmost sheets of "Evelina" in three crescendo slaps, and then tucked
-her feet under her and buried herself in the book.
-
-Fanny sat laughing beside her; and when Susy paid no attention to her
-laughter, she continued sitting there in silence, while Susy read page
-after page.
-
-Several minutes had passed before the authoress asked:
-
-"How does the thing read, dear?"
-
-Susy gave a start at the sound of her voice and looked around her as if
-she had just been awakened. This should have been enough for Fanny. She
-should not have repeated her question: it was already answered.
-
-"How does the thing read, Susy?"
-
-"How does it read?" cried Susy. "Oh, Fanny, it reads exactly like a
-book--exactly. There is no difference between this and a real book. Oh,
-'tis a thousand times nicer to read in print than it was as you wrote
-it. It is so good, too!--the best story I ever read! I can't understand
-how you ever came to write it. You who have seen nothing of life--how
-did such a story ever come to you?"
-
-"I wish I knew," replied Fanny. "And do you think that anyone else will
-read it now that it is printed?" she asked (she was rapidly acquiring
-the most prominent traits of the complete novel writer).
-
-"Anyone else? Nay, everyone--everyone will read it, and everyone will
-love it. How could anyone help--even daddy and mamma? Now please don't
-interrupt me again."
-
-Down went Susy's face once more among the printed sheets, and Fanny
-watched her with delight. She had been quite ready a short time before
-to accept the verdict of Cousin Edward as equivalent to that of the
-public upon her book; and now she was prepared to accept Susy as the
-representative of all readers of taste and discrimination.
-
-"Edward--psha! What could he know about it?" she was ready to exclaim:
-every moment was bringing her nearer to the complete novelist.
-
-"Surely," she thought, "there can be no dearer pleasure in life than to
-watch the effect of one's own book upon an appreciative reader!"
-
-(The appreciative reader is always the one who is favourably impressed;
-the other sort knows nothing about what constitutes an interesting
-book.)
-
-It was the first draught of which she had ever partaken of this
-particular cup of happiness, and it was a bombard. She was draining it
-to the very dregs: it was making her intoxicated, even though it was
-only offered to her by her younger sister, who had never read half a
-dozen novels in all her life, and these surreptitiously. She could know
-by the varying changes in expression on Susy's face what place she had
-come to in the book: the turning over of the pages was no guide to her,
-for she had no idea of the quantity of her writing the printers had
-put into a page, but she had no trouble in finding Susy's place, so
-exquisitely reflective was the girl's face of the incidents among which
-she was wandering. Surely little Susy had always been her favourite
-sister (she was smiling at one of the drolleries of characterization
-upon which she had come); oh, there could be no doubt that she had
-never loved any of her sisters as she loved Susy (Susy's eyes were
-now becoming watery, and Fanny knew that she had-reached the first of
-Evelina's troubles).
-
-It was the happiest hour of Fanny's life, and she gave herself up to
-it. She did not feel any irresistible desire to judge for herself if the
-opinion expressed by Susy respecting the story was correct or otherwise.
-She had no impulse to see how her ideas "looked in print." She was
-content to observe the impression they were making upon her first lay
-reader. She had a vague suspicion that her own pleasure in reading
-the book would be infinitely less than the pleasure she derived from
-following the course of the story in her sister's face.
-
-Half an hour had actually passed before Susy seemed to awaken to the
-realities of life. She jumped up from the sofa with an exclamation of
-surprise, and then glanced down at Fanny with an inquiring look on her
-face--a puzzled look that gave the seal to Fanny's happiness.
-
-"You are wondering how I come to be here, Susy," said she smiling. "You
-are wondering how I come to be mixed up with the Branghtons and
-the Mervains and the rest of them. You would make me out to be an
-enchantress carrying you into the midst of a strange society; and I
-don't want any more delightful compliments, dear."
-
-"Oh, Fanny, 'tis so wonderful--so----"
-
-"I don't want to hear anything about it beyond what you have already
-told me, my dear Susy. I watched your face and it told me all. Give me
-a kiss, Susy. You have given me a sensation of pleasure such as I never
-knew before, and such as, I fear, I shall never know again."
-
-In an instant the two girls were in each other's arms, mingling their
-tears and then their laughter, but exchanging no word until they had
-exhausted every other means of expressing what they felt.
-
-It was Susy who spoke first.
-
-"Take it away, Fanny," she said. "Take the book away, for I know that if
-I read any more of it I shall betray your secret to all the house. They
-will read it on my face every time I look at you."
-
-"I think that the hour has come for me to relieve you of the precious
-book," said Fanny. "There is the letter from Mr. Lowndes asking me to
-make out the list of errata as quickly as possible, and I do believe
-that I shall have to read the book before I can oblige him."
-
-"'Twas thoughtless for me to jump into the middle as I did, when you had
-to read it," cried Susy. "But there is really no mistake on any page, so
-far as I could see."
-
-"Unless the whole is a mistake," said Fanny. "But I will not suggest that
-now, having seen your face while you were devouring it. Dear Susy, if I
-find many such readers I shall be happy."
-
-She gathered together the loose sheets and carried them off to the
-little room at the top of the house where it was understood she wrote
-her long weekly letter to Mr. Crisp, who had made himself a hermit
-at Chessington, but who, like some other hermits, looked forward
-with impatience to the delightful glimpses of the world which he had
-forsaken, afforded to him on every page written by her.
-
-Susy did not see her again until dinner-time, and by that time the
-younger girl felt that she had herself under such complete control
-that she could preserve inviolate the secret of the authorship until it
-should cease to be a secret. The result of her rigid control of herself
-was that her brother James said to her when they were having tea in the
-drawing-room:
-
-"What was the matter with you at dinner, Sue? You looked as if you were
-aware that something had happened and you were fearful lest it might be
-found out. Have you broken a china ornament, or has the cat been turning
-over the leaves of the 'History of Music' with her claws, and left her
-signature on the morocco of the cover?"
-
-"What nonsense!" cried Susan. "Nothing has happened. What was there to
-happen, prithee tell me?"
-
-"Ah, that is beyond my power," he replied. "I suppose you girls will
-have your secrets--ay, ay; until some day you reveal them to another
-girl with the strictest of cautions never to let the matter go beyond
-her--and so forth--and so forth. Never mind, I'll not be the one to
-tempt you to blab. I never yet had a secret told to me that was worth
-wasting words over."
-
-"If I had a secret of importance I think that you would be a safe person
-to tell it to," said Susy.
-
-"You are right there," he assented with a nautical wink. "You could find
-in me the safest depository you could wish for; you might safely depend
-upon my forgetting all about it within the hour."
-
-He did not trouble her any further, but she felt somewhat humiliated
-to think that she had had so little control of herself as to cause her
-brother's suspicions to be aroused. She thought that it would only be a
-matter of minutes when her father or her stepmother would approach her
-with further questions. Happily, however, it seemed that James was the
-keenest observer in the household, for no one put a question to her
-respecting her tell-tale face.
-
-Still she was glad when she found herself safely and snugly in bed and
-so in a position to whisper across the room to her sister Charlotte
-the news that Fanny's novel had been printed and that a copy was safely
-locked up in Fanny's desk, and that it looked lovely in its new form.
-
-Charlotte was greatly excited, but thought that Fanny might have told
-her the news before dinner.
-
-"Poor Fanny! she will have to tell the Padre to-morrow and ask his leave
-to--to do what she has already done without it. Poor Fanny!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-|A FEW days later Dr. Burney was at the point of setting out for
-Chessington to share Mr. Crisp's hermitage until the end of the week. He
-had already said good-bye to the household; but Fanny accompanied him to
-the door. It was her last chance, she knew. She had long ago made up her
-mind that one of her secrets must be told to him, and she had more than
-once, since the printed sheets had been brought to her, tried to
-screw up her courage to the point of telling him, but she had not yet
-succeeded. And now he was going to Chessington for four days, and in
-the meantime the book should be returned to the printer. It was the last
-chance she would have of discharging the duty which was incumbent on
-her. She had been hovering around him in the hall, shaking out his
-gloves for him, polishing the gold knob of his cane, picking a scrap of
-dust from the collar of his travelling-cloak. In another minute he would
-be gone--her opportunity would be gone.
-
-And then came the relieving thought of further procrastination:
-
-"I shall write to him at Chessington and confess all."
-
-It seemed as though she had uttered her thought aloud, for he turned to
-her with his hand on the latch of the hall door, saying:
-
-"You will write to Chessington to-morrow or the day after, my dear. It
-is no trouble to you to write. You enjoy it, do you not?"
-
-"Oh, it is my chief enjoyment. That is why I have been practising it
-so much, just as the others have been practising their music. I have no
-music in my soul, so I--I have been writing. Of course, it is not to be
-expected that I could do more than write some nonsense--my equivalent to
-the strumming of the scales."
-
-"It pleases me greatly to hear that," said he. "But you do yourself an
-injustice; Mr. Crisp never ceases to praise your letters."
-
-"He is praising his own pupil then," said she, "for 'twas he who first
-taught me how to write, and now I have been putting together some
-imaginary letters, and I thought that if he could see them printed in
-front of him he would be amused."
-
-"Imaginary letters? Why not continue your real ones, my dear? It would
-cost a great deal to have your imaginary ones printed."
-
-"My dear father," she cried, "you surely do not think that I would ask
-you for money to pay for my whim? But if I could prevail on someone--a
-bookseller--to print what I write, I hope you will consent to my doing
-so--not putting my name to the thing, of course?"
-
-"And does my Fanny believe that 'tis all so easy to persuade a
-bookseller to pay her printer's bill?" he said, pinching her ear.
-"Booksellers are shrewd men of business."
-
-"But even men of business have their weak moments," said she. "And
-so if--if--you would not think it too bold of me to let James take my
-parcel to a bookseller? You would not forbid me to try to realize my
-ambition?"
-
-"You may be sure that the one to frustrate your aims will not be your
-father," said he, smiling shrewdly. "I will consent if--ah, there is
-the fatal if--if your bookseller consents. Now goodbye, my dear child.
-I will take your love to your Daddy Crisp, and tell him to await a real
-letter from you--not an imaginary one."
-
-She stood on tiptoe to kiss him--but even then he had to stoop before
-his lips were on her forehead.
-
-He was gone in another moment. She stood at the inner side of the closed
-door and listened to the rattling of the wheels of the chaise over the
-cobble-stones.
-
-So the ordeal that she dreaded had been faced, and how simple a thing it
-had turned out after all! Her father had treated the idea which she
-had submitted to him as if it were nothing beyond the thought of a
-simpleton--a foolish, simple girl who knew nothing of the world of
-business and booksellers, and who fancied that a bookseller would print
-everything that was sent to him.
-
-He had delivered that contingent "if" with the shake of the head and the
-shrewd smile of one who is acquainted with the seamy side of
-business, in the presence of a child who fancies that printing follows
-automatically upon the writing of a book and that there are thousands
-of buyers eagerly awaiting the chance of securing everything that passes
-through a printing-press. She had perceived just what was in his mind;
-and his consent, followed by that contingent "if," to her publishing
-what she had written, was given to her with the same freedom that would
-have accompanied his permission to appropriate all the gold used in
-paving the streets of the City. She could see from the way he smiled
-that he felt that she knew as little about the conditions under which
-books are printed as a child does about the paving of the streets of the
-City.
-
-She knew that he would never again refer to the subject of those
-imaginary letters of hers--he would be too considerate of her feelings
-to do so; he would have no desire to humiliate her. He would not even
-rally her in a playful way about her literary work, asking her how the
-printing was progressing, and if she had made up her mind to start a
-coach as grand as that magnificent piece of carved and gilded furniture
-which Sir Joshua had just had built for himself--oh, no: her father
-had always respected her sensibility. Years ago, when her brothers and
-sisters were making their light jests upon her backwardness, he had
-stopped them and said that he had no fears for the future of Fanny; and
-she was certain that in referring to her, as he so frequently did, as
-"poor Fanny," he meant nothing but kindness to her. To be sure, at
-first it grated upon her sensitiveness to be referred to in that kindly
-pitying way, but she did not resent it--indeed, she usually thought of
-herself as "poor Fanny." In a household where proficiency in music was
-the standard from which every member was judged, it was inevitable that
-her incompetence should be impressed upon her; but no one was hard upon
-her--the kindly "poor Fanny" of her father represented the attitude
-of the household toward her, even when she had confided to some of the
-members the fact that she was writing a novel. They had been startled;
-but, then, a novel was not a musical composition, and such an
-achievement could not be received with the warmth that Esther's playing
-received. It was really not until the printed sheets of the book lay
-before Susy that she felt that Fanny had, in one leap, brought herself
-well-nigh to the level of Esther; and by the time Susy had read the
-story to the end she had made up her mind that if it might be possible
-to compare the interest of a literary work with that of the playing of
-a piece of music, Fanny's work could claim precedence over the best that
-Esther had done--she had confessed as much to Fanny in secret, and Fanny
-had called her a foolish child.
-
-Fanny had seated herself in the parlour opening off the little hall, on
-the departure of her father, and her memory took her back to the days
-she had passed in the house at Poland Street, when she had written her
-story of Caroline Evelyn, and had been induced by her stepmother to burn
-it, with sundry dramas and literary moralizings after the manner of the
-_Tatler_--all the work of her early youth. She recalled her resolution
-never again to engage in any such unprofitable practices as were
-represented by the smoke which was ascending from the funeral pyre of
-her "Caroline Evelyn" and the rest.
-
-How long had she kept to her resolution? She could not remember. She
-could not recall having any sense of guilt when she had begun her
-"Evelina"--it seemed to have sprung from the ashes of "Caroline
-Evelyn"--nor could she recollect what had been on her mind when she was
-spending those long chilly hours of her restricted leisure toiling over
-the book. All that she could remember now was her feeling that it had
-to be written--that it seemed as if someone in authority had laid on her
-the injunction to write it, and she had no choice but to obey.
-
-Well, she had obeyed--the book had been written and printed and she
-meant to send the corrected sheets back to Mr. Lowndes in the course of
-the day. Her father's consent to its publication had been obtained and
-it would be advertised for sale within some months, and then----
-
-Her imagination was not equal to the pursuit of the question of its
-future. Sometimes she felt that she never wished to hear of the book
-again. She could almost hope that sending the sheets back to Mr. Lowndes
-would be the same as dropping them, with a heavy stone in the parcel,
-into the deep sea.
-
-But that was when the trouble of getting her father's permission
-to publish it was looming before her. Now that this cloud had been
-dispelled she felt less gloomy. She had a roseate dream of hearing
-people talk about the book and even wishing to know the name of the
-author. She had a dream of Fame herself carrying her away to sublime
-heights--to such heights as she had been borne by the singing of "Waft
-her, Angels." Her dream was of sitting on these heights of Fame by the
-side of the singer--on the same level--not inferior in the eyes of the
-world--not as the beggar maid uplifted in her rags to the side of the
-King.
-
-That had been her dream when listening to the singing, and it returned
-to her now, as she sat alone in the little parlour, having just taken
-the last step that was necessary before giving to the world the book
-which was to do so much for her. Her visions of success showed her no
-more entrancing a prospect than that of being by his side with her fame
-as a dowry worthy of his acceptance at her hands; so that people might
-not say that he had chosen unworthily--he, who had all the world to
-choose from.
-
-And quite naturally there came to her in due sequence the marvellous
-thought that he had already chosen her out of all the world--he
-had chosen her, believing her to be the dowerless daughter of a
-music-teacher--the one uninteresting member of a popular family!
-
-This was the most delightful thought of the whole train that came
-to her. It was worth cherishing above all the rest--close to her
-heart--close to her heart. She hugged that thought so close to her that
-it became warm with the warmth of her heart. Even though her book should
-never be heard of again, even though the world might treat it with
-contempt, she would still be consoled by the reflection that he had
-chosen her.
-
-*****
-
-"Why on earth should you be sitting here in the cold, Fanny?" came the
-voice from the opened door--the voice of firm domestic virtue.
-
-"Cold? cold? Surely 'Tis not cold, mamma," she said.
-
-"Not so very cold; but when there is a fire in the work-room it should
-not be wasted," said Mrs. Burney. "But to say the truth you do not look
-as if you were cold; your face is quite flushed, child. I hope you do
-not feel that you are on the brink of a sickness, my dear."
-
-"Dear mamma, I never felt stronger in my life," cried Fanny with a
-laugh.
-
-"I am glad to hear that. I was saying to Lottie just now that for some
-days past you have had alternately a worried look and the look of one
-whose brain is over-excited. Is anything the matter, my child?"
-
-"Nothing--nothing--indeed nothing! I never felt more at ease in all my
-life."
-
-"Well, well, a little exercise will do you no harm, I am sure; so put on
-your hat and accompany me to the fishmonger's. He has not been treating
-us at all fairly of late. It is not that I mind the remark made quite
-respectfully by James at dinner yesterday--it would be ridiculous to
-expect to find fish as fresh in the centre of London as he and his
-shipmates were accustomed to in the middle of the Pacific Ocean; but it
-would not be unreasonable for us to look for turbot with less of a taint
-than that we had yesterday. You will hear the man excuse himself
-by asserting that I chose the fish at his stall; but my answer to
-that--well, come with me and you shall hear what is my answer."
-
-Fanny went with her and heard.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-|THE faithful Cousin Edward had carried the sheets of "Evelina" to Mr.
-Lowndes's shop, with her list of errata, sisters Lottie and Susy
-giving him ample instructions as to the disguise he should assume in
-discharging that duty; it would be terrible, they thought, if the secret
-which they had so carefully guarded for so long should be revealed just
-when it was most important that it should be kept. Their imagination
-was keen enough to suggest to them the possibility of good Mr.
-Lowdnes setting a watch upon the people entering his shop, and giving
-instructions that the bearer of the parcel of "Evelina" should be
-detained and brought into his presence to be questioned.
-
-They advised that Edward should muffle up his face well before going
-into the shop, and then lay down his parcel and fly like the wind--that
-would be the best way of defeating the curiosity of the bookseller.
-
-But Edward was of the opinion that such a course of action might
-possibly only stimulate the man's curiosity as well as that of the
-people in the street, and the cry of "Stop thief!" might bring his
-frantic flight to a standstill. He thought that the most artful course
-to adopt would be to hang around the shop until he found that several
-customers were within; then he would enter quite casually and wait until
-Mr. Lowndes had served one customer and was about to attend to another.
-If the parcel were thrust into his hands during this interval, he,
-Edward, would have a good chance of getting safely away before Mr.
-Lowndes should have time to examine its contents.
-
-They were rather struck with his idea, and he got permission to put it
-into practice; but in any case he must take the greatest care of the
-parcel; valuable parcels were snatched out of people's hands every day.
-
-He smiled.
-
-In another hour he was back at the house in St. Martin's Street to
-report to them the safe delivery of the precious parcel. After all, he
-had had nothing more exciting to do than to place it on a counter--the
-elderly gentleman with a pen behind his ear had not even taken the
-trouble to rise from his stool to receive it.
-
-"Parcel for Mr. Lowndes? All right. Leave it there"--those were the
-exact words with which the parcel was received, Edward reported--the
-clerk was buried in his ledger before he had left the shop.
-
-The girls were not a little disappointed at this very tame conclusion of
-what they expected would have been an exciting episode; and to say the
-truth, their chagrin was shared by Cousin Edward.
-
-He had looked for his resources of artfulness to be drawn on in the
-transaction--perhaps even his physical qualifications for the defence of
-the sacred secret as well. He felt as a strong man might feel on going
-forth to meet a giant, to find himself confronted by a dwarf. The
-mission was unworthy of his powers. Fanny's thanks heartily given to
-him, with the repeated assurance that, but for him, the affair could
-never have been carried out, scarcely compensated him for the tameness
-of the affair.
-
-For the next month or two it was a busy household in St. Martin's
-Street. Lieutenant Burney was joining his ship for another long voyage,
-and he had to be provided with a fresh outfit. The stitching that went
-on in the work-room surpassed even that maintained during the months
-preceding Esther's marriage; but the labour was lightened upon more
-than one occasion by the appearance of Mr. Garrick. Mr. Garrick had the
-freedom of the house in St. Martin's Street, as he had had that of the
-Poland Street domicile, where he had so often spent hours amusing the
-children with his inimitable drolleries.
-
-But Mrs. Burney thought he went a little too far in taking off their
-friends, and even their own father, though his malicious touches were as
-light as the pinches of Puck. He had been paying a visit to Mr. and Mrs.
-Kendal, and he convulsed even Mrs. Burney by his acting of the scene of
-his reception by them, the lady much more coy than she had ever been at
-the Wells, and the gentleman overflowing in his attentions to her; but
-both of them esteeming him as their benefactor.
-
-And they were so well satisfied with the honourable estate to which he
-had called them, that they appeared to be spending all their time
-trying to bring about matches among their acquaintance. No matter how
-unsuitable some of the projected unions seemed, no matter how unlikely
-some of the people were to do credit to their discrimination, they
-seemed determined that none should escape "the blissful bondage"--that
-was Mr. Kendal's neat phrase. Mr. Garrick repeated it with a smile that
-made his audience fancy that Mr. Kendal was before them.
-
-"'The blissful bondage--that's what I term it, sir,'" said Mr. Kendal,
-through Mr. Garrick. "'But the worst of the matter is, Mr. Garrick,
-that we have nearly exhausted our own circle of friends'--'I can easily
-believe that, sir,' interposed Mr. Garrick--' and so we feel it our duty
-to fall back upon you.' 'Lud, sir,' cried Mr. Garrick, jumping a step or
-two back as if to avoid a heavy impact--'Lud, sir! a little man like me!
-I should be crushed as flat as a black beetle.' 'Nay, sir, I mean that
-we are compelled to ask you for a list of a few of your friends who,
-you think, should be brought together--half a dozen of each sex would be
-sufficient to begin with.'"
-
-"Of course I demurred," said Garrick, telling his story, "but before
-'the blissful bondage' had been repeated more than a score of times I
-began to think of all against whom I bore a grudge--here was clearly the
-means of getting level with them; the only trouble with me was that
-I found myself confounding the people who bore me a grudge with those
-against whom I bore a grudge--the former are plentiful, the latter very
-meagre in number. With the exception of a few very dear animosities
-which I was hoarding up to make old age endurable, I have killed off all
-my enemies, and was forced, like Mr. Kendal, to fall back on my friends;
-but even among these I could find few that I could honestly say
-were deserving of such a fate as I was asked to nominate them for. I
-ventured, however, to mention the name of Lieutenant Burney, of His
-Majesty's Fleet, coupling it with--I could not at first think of an
-appropriate partner for James, but at last I hit upon exactly the right
-lady."
-
-"What! a splice before I set sail next week?" cried Jim. "That's good
-news, sir. And the lady's name, if you please, and her address. Give me
-my hat, Susy; there is no time to be lost. A splice in a trice. Come,
-Mr. Garrick, her name? Cannot you see that I am hanging in stays until
-you tell me who she is?"
-
-"She is a very pleasant lady, sir. I can assure you of that," said
-Garrick. "Not too tall even with her hair built _ la mode_; a pleasant
-smile, and a happy way of conversing. In short, Lieutenant Burney, I can
-strongly recommend the lady, for I have known her for the past twenty
-years and more, and from the first she was a staid, sensible person--the
-very partner for a sailor, sir, being so contrary to him in every
-point."
-
-"Hark'ee, Mr. Garrick; though I don't quite see myself in tow of such a
-state barge, I'll trouble you to relieve my suspense by telling me her
-name."
-
-"I have more than once thought when I was young that she would make me
-an excellent wife," said Garrick; "but I soon perceived that I was not
-good enough for her. She has always been an exemplary sister, and I saw
-that, try as I might, I could never become her equal in that respect;
-and for married happiness, my boy, there is nothing like----"
-
-"Her name--her name?" shrieked the girls.
-
-The actor looked at them with pained surprise on every feature.
-
-"Her name?" he said. "Surely I have described her very badly if you have
-not recognized the portrait. But, for that matter, I have often felt how
-inadequate are words to describe character combined with grace--a
-nature inclined to seriousness in conjunction with a desire to
-attract--loftiness of purpose linked with a certain daintiness----"
-
-He made a few gestures with his hands, keeping his elbows close to his
-side, and then imitated the spreading of a capacious skirt preparatory
-to sinking in a curtsey, and in a moment there was a cry from every part
-of the room of "Miss Reynolds--Miss Reynolds!"
-
-"And who has a word to say against Miss Reynolds?" cried the actor.
-
-"No one--no one," said Fanny. "Character combined with grace--Miss
-Reynolds linked with Lieutenant Burney."
-
-"She would make a fine sheet anchor for an Admiral of the Blue," laughed
-Jim. "And with your permission, sir, I will postpone my offer until I
-have attained that rank."
-
-"I have advised Mr. Kendal to hurry things on," said Garrick gravely.
-"For if you have time to spare before making up your mind, the lady
-cannot reasonably be thought equally fortunate. 'Lieutenant Burney, your
-attitude is not complimentary to the blissful bondage'"--once more it
-was Mr. Kendal who was in the room.
-
-"Call the roll," said Jim. "Who comes next on your list, Mr. Garrick?"
-
-"Well, I was thinking of Dr. Johnson with Mrs. Abington," said Garrick;
-"but perhaps you may quibble even at that."
-
-The room rang with laughter, for everyone had seen the beautiful actress
-whose lead in dress was followed by all the ladies in the fashionable
-world who could afford to do so, and a greater number who could not; and
-the worsted hose and scorched wig, two sizes too small, of Dr. Johnson
-had been gazed at with awe by the Burney family when he visited the
-house in St. Martin's Street.
-
-"Let the banns be published without delay," cried Jim. "Next pair,
-please."
-
-"Well, I was thinking of Signor Rauzzini and Mrs. Montagu," said
-Garrick, "but perhaps that would not be approved of by you any more than
-the others."
-
-"Nay, Mr. Garrick, I will not have our friends made any longer the
-subject of your fooling," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-Garrick and Jim had the laugh between them, but it seemed that they
-alone saw the jest of coupling the lively Roman with the mature leader
-of the bluestockings: the girls bent silently over their work.
-
-"Madam," said Garrick apologetically, "I ask your pardon for my
-imprudence. May I ask which name I am to withdraw? Was my offence the
-introduction of the lady's name or the gentleman's? Oh, I can guess.
-Those rosy-tinted faces before me--I vow that you will find yourself
-going to sea with a chestful of pink shirts, Lieutenant--those sweet
-blushing faces reveal the secret more eloquently than any words could
-do."
-
-Undoubtedly the three girls were blushing very prettily; but at the
-mention of the word "secret" two of them gave a little start, but
-without looking up.
-
-"The secret--oh, I have been feeling for some time that I was well to
-the leeward of a secret," cried Jim, "and I'll not start tack or sheet
-until I learn what it is."
-
-"What, sir; you a sailor and not able to penetrate the secret of a
-pretty girl's blushes!" cried Garrick.
-
-The brother looked at each of his sisters in turn. They continued
-stitching away demurely at his shirts.
-
-"Helm's a-lee," he said. "Ready about, and off we go on another tack,
-for hang me if I see anything of guilt on their faces, bless 'em! Come,
-Mr. Garrick, you shall interpret them for me. Let me into the secret
-which you say you have read as if it was a book."
-
-Susy gave a sharp cry.
-
-"The needle!" she said. "That is the third time it has pricked me since
-morning."
-
-"Pay no attention to her, sir," cried Garrick. "It was a feint on her
-part to put us off the scent of the secret."
-
-"In heaven's name, then, let us have it," cried Jim.
-
-"If you will have it, here it is," said Garrick. "Your three sisters,
-Mr. Burney, are contemplating applying to Mrs. Montagu to be admitted to
-the freedom and the livery of the Society of Bluestockings. That is why
-they thought it akin to sacrilege for me to introduce the lady's name
-into a jest. Their blush was but a reflex of their guilty intention."
-
-"Indeed, Mr. Garrick, you go too far sometimes," said Mrs. Burney. "Mrs.
-Montagu is a worthy lady, and our girls respect her too highly to fancy
-that they have any qualification to be received into her literary set."
-
-"Faith, Madam, I know my duty too well, I hope, to accuse any of the
-Miss Burneys of possessing literary qualities," said Garrick. "But what
-I do say is that if such qualities as they possess were to be introduced
-into Mrs. Montagu's set, it would quickly become the most popular
-drawing-room in town. The idea of thinking that any young woman would go
-to the trouble of writing a book when she can reach the heart of mankind
-so much more easily by blushing over the breast of a shirt! Continue
-stitching and doing your own blushing, dear children, and you will never
-give anyone cause to blush for you."
-
-He bowed elaborately to each of them in turn and afterward to Mrs.
-Burney, and made a most effective exit. He always knew when he should
-go, and never failed to leave a few fragrant phrases behind him, as
-though he had dropped a bunch of roses for the girls to cherish.
-
-"Where should we be without Mr. Garrick?" said James, when he had seen
-the actor to the door and returned to the work-room.
-
-"If only he would not go too far in his jesting," remarked Mrs. Burney,
-shaking her head. "Mr. Garrick sometimes forgets himself."
-
-"That is how it comes that he is the greatest actor in the world," said
-James. "It is only when a man has learned to forget himself completely
-that he causes everyone else to remember him. Now there's the text for a
-homily that you can write to your Daddy Crisp, Fanny."
-
-"I'll note it, Jim, and if Mr. Crisp breaks off correspondence with me
-you shall bear the blame," said Fanny.
-
-"Mercy on us!" whispered Susy when she was alone with her sister a
-little later. "I never got such a fright as when Mr. Garrick pretended
-to read your secret. Thank goodness! he failed to get the least inkling
-of it."
-
-"Thank goodness, indeed!" whispered Fanny. But she was thinking of quite
-a different secret when she spoke.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-|HE was beside her before she was aware of it, in the great music-room
-at Lady Hales's house. She had not seen him approach her--she could
-not have done so without turning round, for he had approached her from
-behind, and slipped into the chair that Esther had vacated in order to
-play to the company. Esther's husband, who had been in the seat beyond
-her, had been led away some time earlier by Mr. Linley's clever son in
-order that he might give an opinion respecting one of the songs in a
-piece named _The Duenna_, which was about to be produced at Drury Lane.
-
-He was beside her and whispering in her ear, though she had not even
-known that he was to be present.
-
-Of course he went through the pantomimic form of inquiring how it was
-that she was alone--this was, she knew, for the benefit of anyone who
-might be watching them and suspect an assignation. The idea of anyone
-seriously fancying that Dr. Burney's daughter would have an assignation
-with Signor Rauzzini in such a place and in the midst of such a company!
-But Signor Rauzzini came from a land of intrigue, and his experience of
-England led him to believe that he had come to another; and so he made
-those gestures of inquiry, and she gave him a few words of explanation,
-so that no one might suspect! But, for that matter, their chairs were
-in the least conspicuous place in the room, and the shadow of the heavy
-hangings of a window fell half across them both.
-
-"And we have not met for months," said he in French.
-
-"Nay, have you forgotten our evening at the Pantheon?" she asked.
-
-"Forgotten it? But that is months ago--ages. And it was all
-unfinished--broken off when at its best--mutilated. That hour we had!
-Oh, was it a melody suddenly interrupted when it was approaching its
-best? Was it a poem snatched away by some ruthless hand just when we had
-begun a deathless line?"
-
-"What I remember best is your singing of 'Waft her.' I am not quite sure
-that I have yet returned to the earth from those regions whither I felt
-myself wafted. Are you conscious of having any part in _Dido_ into which
-you can throw yourself with the same spirit?"
-
-"_Dido!_ pah! _Dido_ is a paltry playhouse--Maestro Handel's work is a
-Sistine Chapel--ah, more--more--a noble cathedral. When other composers
-built their garden houses in imitation of Greek temples, he
-spent all his time raising cathedrals. His genius is his
-own--mighty--overpowering! Every time I approach the great _maestro_ I
-feel that I should put off my shoes from my feet. It is holy ground--it
-is--ah, mademoiselle, it was you who led me to chatter of myself and my
-music when we were last together, and I had no wish to do so; I meant to
-talk of yourself alone, but we had parted before I had the chance again.
-I have been wondering ever since if such a chance would return--if I
-had not thrown it away; and now you have lured me once more toward the
-golden net of music; but I have seen it spread: I will not step into it.
-I want to talk to you of love--love and you--and--me."
-
-He had restrained his voice so that it was no more than a whisper, and
-he had chastened his gestures until he seemed rigid. Fanny knew that
-even if their chairs had not been far away from the next that were
-occupied, his words could reach no ears but her own; but the effort that
-he was making to restrain his gestures--oh, was it not more significant
-to any observant eye than his most florid action would have been? With
-bent head she was conscious of the quivering of the muscles of his
-clenched hands--of the tremulous earnestness of his expressive face.
-Surely everyone who so much as glanced at him would know what was the
-subject of his discourse--and hers--hers--but what should hers be? What
-answer was she to make to such a man whispering such a word as love?
-
-"I am afraid," she said. "You make me afraid. Is this the place? Is this
-the time? Am I the one?"
-
-"Every place is the place--every time is the time--and you--you are the
-only one," said he, becoming more fervent every moment. "If you and I
-were alone--but we are alone--our love isolates us--we are alone in the
-splendid isolation of our love. What are these people who are about
-us? They are nothing to us--less than nothing, What are the people in
-a church to the devout one who enters and keeps his eyes fixed upon
-the lovely face of the saint to whom he prays. The saint and he are in
-communion together, and their communion isolates them though the church
-is crowded? I keep my eyes of devotion upon your face, my beautiful
-saint, and I am rapt with the glory of this hour--we are carried away
-on the wings of our love until the world is too far beneath us to be
-seen--only the heaven is revealed to us--to me--I look into your face
-and I have a glimpse of heaven itself! Ah, gentle saint, you will not
-deny me a response--one word--only lift up your eyes--let our eyes meet
-and it will be as if our lips had met. I am but a mortal, but I feel,
-gazing into the face of my saint, as if I were immortal--immortal and
-crossing the threshold of the heaven that is hers--I feel that we are
-equal----"
-
-She drew in her breath--the sound was something like a gasp--the gasp
-of one who has been swept away into the midst of a swirling sea and made
-breathless. She had been swept away on the amazing flood of his words;
-it was not until he had said that word "equal" that she felt herself
-swirled into the air once more, so to speak, and gave that gasp for
-breath: he, too, was breathless after his long and fervid outburst,
-repressed as to tone, but sounding therefore all the more passionate.
-Her gasp sounded like a sigh; his like a sob.
-
-"Not yet--not yet," she said in a whisper--disjointed and staccato. "I
-cannot listen to you yet. I dare not--I have my pride."
-
-"Pride? What is pride? How have I wounded your pride?" he said. "Ah,
-my God! you cannot think that I would propose anything that is not
-honourable? You do not look on me as such a wretch? Ah, you cannot."
-
-"Oh, no, no," she said quickly. "I would trust you. I have looked into
-your face. I have heard you sing."
-
-"You place your faith in me? But you cannot do that unless you love me.
-And if you love me--have I been too headlong? Have I startled you? But
-surely you must have seen that on the very first day we met, before I
-had been an hour in your presence, my life was yours. I tell you that
-I knew it--not an hour--one glance was enough to tell me that I was
-all yours, and that for me no other one lived or would ever live in the
-world. What have you to say? Do not you believe me? What did you mean
-by that word 'pride'? It does not seem to me that it had any connection
-with you or me."
-
-"Do not ask me to explain anything just now," she said. "You would not
-like to be asked to explain how you came to--to--think of me--to feel in
-regard to me as you have said you do----"
-
-"Why should I shrink from it?" he asked. "But no one who has seen you
-would put such a question to me. I loved you because you were--_you_. Is
-not that enough? It would be sufficient for anyone who knew you. I saw
-you sitting there--so sweetly timid--a little flower that is so startled
-to find itself awakened into life in the spring, that it would fain
-ask the earth to hide it again. I thought of you as that modest little
-flower--a violet trying to obscure its own charm by the leaves that
-surround it; but all in vain--in vain, for its presence has given a
-subtle perfume to the air, and all who breathe of its delicate sweetness
-take the spirit of the spring into their souls and know that a violet
-is there, though hidden from their view. That is how I saw you. I have
-always loved the violet, and felt that shyness and sweetness were ever
-one; and am I to be reproached if I have a longing to pluck my violet
-and have her ever with me?"
-
-"This is madness--the poetry of madness," she cried, and there was
-really a piteous note in her voice. "But if I did not believe that you
-feel every word that you have spoken, I would let you continue, and
-drink in the sweetness of every word that falls from your lips. It is
-because I know that you are speaking from your heart and because I also
-know my own unworthiness that I pray of you to say no more--yet."
-
-"Why should I not tell you the truth, if you confess that you believe I
-am speaking sincerely?"
-
-"Sincerely, but in a dream."
-
-"Is all love a dream, then?--is that what is in your thought?"
-
-"I do not want it to be a dream. I wish the love to continue with your
-eyes open, and therefore I say--not yet."
-
-"You wish my love to continue? Oh, never doubt that your wish shall be
-granted. But why that 'not yet '? I am weary of this mystery."
-
-She was perplexed. Why should she hold out any longer against this
-impetuous Prince of the land of King Cophetua? Why should she not be as
-other girls who allow themselves to be lifted out of insignificance by
-the man who loves them. Why should that gift of being able to see more
-closely into the truth of things that most others accept without a
-question, be laid upon her as a burden?
-
-She had a strong impulse to let her resolution go down the wind, and to
-put her hand in his, no matter who might be looking on, and say the word
-to him that would give him happiness. Who was she to suggest that his
-happiness would not endure--that her happiness would not endure?
-
-She was perplexed. She had more than once been called prim; but that
-only meant that it was her nature to weigh everything in a mental
-balance, as it were, and her imagination was equal (she thought) to the
-task of assigning their relative value to the many constituents of human
-happiness. If she had been told that this meant that she had not yet
-been in love, and that she was not now in love, she would not have felt
-uneasy in her mind. She did not mistrust the feeling she had for the man
-who was beside her. Surely this was the very spirit of truth in loving,
-to be ready to sacrifice everything, so that unhappiness should not
-overtake him; and she had long ago felt that unhappiness only could
-result from his linking his life with one who was rather less than a
-mere nobody. The thought never once left her mind of what would be
-said when it was known that she had married him. A dunce's triumph, the
-incident would be styled by the wits, and (assuming that the wits were
-masculine) how would it be styled by the opposite sex? She could see
-uplifted hands--incredulous eyebrows raised, while they discussed it,
-and she knew that the conclusion that everyone would come to was that to
-be the most divine singer in the world did not save a man from being the
-greatest fool in the world.
-
-Was her love the less true because her intelligence insisted on her
-perceiving that such a man as Signor Rauzzini would not be happy if
-married to a nonentity like herself? "Surely not," she would have
-cried. "Surely it is only the truest of all loves that would be ready
-to relinquish its object rather than bring unhappiness upon him! Is
-intelligence never to be found in association with true love? Must true
-love and folly ever be regarded as allies?"
-
-Her intellect was quick in apprehending the strength of the position
-taken up by two combatants in an argument; but the juxtaposition of the
-Prim and the Passionate was too much for her. She was all intellect; he
-was all passion. Her mental outlook on the situation was acute; but his
-was non-existent. His passion blinded him; her intellect had a thousand
-eyes.
-
-And there he was by her side; she could almost hear the strong beating
-of his heart in the pause that followed his question.
-
-"What is this mystery?"
-
-It was her feeling of this tumultuous beating of his heart that all but
-made her lose her intellectual foothold. His heart beating close to hers
-swayed her as the moon sways the tides, until for some moments she
-could not have told whether it was her heart or his that was beating
-so wildly--only for some moments, however; only long enough for that
-madness to suggest itself to her--to let her resolution fly to the
-winds--what did anything matter so long as she could lay her hand in
-his, and feel his fingers warm over hers? It was her first acquaintance
-with the tyranny of a heart aflame, and for a moment she bent her
-head before it. He thought that he had got the better of her scruples,
-whatever they were, by the way her voice broke as she said:
-
-"Madness--it would be madness!"
-
-He was not acute enough to perceive that she was talking to
-herself--trying to bring her reason to help her to hold out against the
-throbbing of her heart--_his_ heart.
-
-"It would indeed be madness for us to turn our backs upon happiness when
-it is within our reach," said he. "That is what you would say, sweet
-saint?"
-
-But she had now recovered herself.
-
-"Indeed it is because I have no thought except for your happiness that I
-entreat of you to listen to me," said Fanny.
-
-"I will listen to you if you tell me in one word that you love me," said
-he.
-
-There was no pause before she turned her eyes upon him saying:
-
-"You know it. You have never doubted it. It is because I love you so
-truly I wish to save you from unhappiness. I want to hold your love for
-ever and ever."
-
-"My sweet saint! You have heard my prayers. You are to make me happy."
-
-"All that I can promise as yet is to save you from supreme unhappiness.
-I am strong enough to do so, I think."
-
-"You can save me from every unhappiness if you will come to me--and you
-are coming, I know."
-
-"I hope that if you ask me three months hence I shall be able to say
-'yes'; but now--at this moment--I dare not. It is not so long to ask you
-to wait, seeing that I have let you have a glimpse of my heart, and told
-you that as you feel for me, so I feel for you."
-
-"Three months is an eternity! Why should it be in three months? Why not
-now?"
-
-She shook her head.
-
-"I cannot tell you. It is my little secret," she said. "Ah, is it not
-enough that I have told you I love you? I shall never cease to love
-you."
-
-"Oh, this accursed place! These accursed people!" he murmured. "Why are
-we fated to meet only surrounded by these wretches? Why cannot we meet
-where I can have you in _my_ arms, and kiss your lips that were made for
-kissing?"
-
-There was something terrifying to her in that low whisper of his. He had
-put his head down to her until his lips were close to her ear. She felt
-the warmth of his face; it made her own burn. But she could not move her
-face away to the extent of an inch. Her feminine instinct of flight was
-succeeded by the equally feminine instinct of surrender. If it had been
-his intention--and it certainly seemed that it was--to kiss her in the
-presence of all the company, she would still have been incapable of
-avoiding such a caress.
-
-He swore again in her ear, and Fanny, for all her primness, felt a
-regret deep down in her heart that her training would not allow of her
-expressing herself through the same medium.
-
-But he did not come any nearer to her than that. He changed his phrases
-of abuse of their entourage to words of delight at her presence so close
-to him--alternately passionate and tender. His voice became a song in
-her ears, containing all such variations. His vocalism was equal to the
-demand put upon it. It was his _mtier_ to interpret such emotions, and
-now he did justice to his training, even if he fell short--and he was
-conscious of doing so--of dealing adequately with his own feelings.
-He called her once again his sweet saint who had heard his prayer; his
-cherished flower, whose fragrance was more grateful to him than all the
-incense burned in all the temples of the world was to the Powers above.
-
-It was, he repeated, her violet modesty that had first made him adore
-her. Her humility brought before his eyes the picture painted by Guido
-Reni--the Madonna saying: _Ecce ancilla Domini_.
-
-Ah, her humility was divine. And she was so like his mother--his dear
-mother who had died when he was a boy and who had taught him to sing.
-Ah, she was herself now singing in Paradise, and she would look down
-and approve his choice. She, too, had been as meek as a flower, and had
-never been so happy as when they had been together at a little farm in
-Tuscany with him by her side among the olives. Oh, she would approve
-his choice. And quite simply he addressed his dead mother, as though
-she were beside him, asking her if she could desire to have a daughter
-sweeter or more gentle. He had lapsed into his native Italian in this;
-but Fanny could follow his slow, devout words, and her eyes were full of
-tears, her heart of love.
-
-She now perceived how simple and gentle a nature was that of the young
-Roman. He remained unspoilt by the adulation which he had received
-both in his own country and in England. Seeing him thus revealing a
-simplicity which she had not associated with him before, she was led to
-ask herself if there was, after all, so great a difference between them
-as she had believed to exist. She had forgotten all about his singing,
-and he was now in her eyes nothing more than a man--the man who loved
-her. Ah, that was enough. He loved her, and therefore she was bound to
-save him from the mortification of hearing the whispers of the people
-around them asking how he could ever have been stupid enough to marry a
-girl like herself, who was a nobody and without a fortune, when he might
-have chosen any girl in the world.
-
-Her resolution came back to her with greater force than ever. Since
-he had made his nature plain to her, it would, she felt, be taking
-advantage of his simplicity to engage herself to him just as she was.
-She knew more of the world than he did. She knew how the world talked,
-and how it would talk regarding herself as well as regarding him in such
-a matter. He was simple and generous; it was necessary for her to take
-thought for both of them.
-
-"Have you heard me?" he asked of her in a whisper.
-
-"The tears are still in my eyes," she replied. "Oh, my dear friend,
-cannot you see how bitter it is for me to be compelled to ask you to
-wait for these months that I spoke of? Cannot you see that it is a
-matter of conscience and honour? Ah, I should never forgive myself if I
-were to do other than I have done! If you----"
-
-"Dear one," said he, "I ask for nothing more than to hear you tell me
-that you love me. Who am I, that I should demand your secret? So long as
-you do not conceal your love from me, I do not mind if you have a score
-of secrets locked away in your white bosom. Tell me again that you love
-me and all must be well."
-
-She looked at him, but he knew that she could not see a feature of his
-face by reason of the tears that were still in her eyes.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX
-
-|IT was on one of the last mornings in January that Mrs. Burney was
-reading out of the newly-arrived _London Chronicle_ such paragraphs as
-she thought would appeal to the varied interests of the breakfast-table.
-There were a few announcements of marriages about to take place between
-people whose names they knew, the amount of the bride's dowry being
-stated in each in plain figures, though Mrs. Burney took it upon her to
-affirm in one or two cases that the sum was exaggerated, or to suggest
-that if the father of the bride were just enough to pay his debts first,
-the portion of his daughter would be considerably reduced. In the case
-of one of the gentlemen, who was marrying thirty thousand pounds, she
-ventured to express the hope that he would now pay at least some of his
-creditors.
-
-These were, of course, the most interesting items of news, though their
-attractiveness was not greatly superior to that of the gossip respecting
-Mr. F------, who had been noticed in high dudgeon because of Lady
-P------'s dancing three times with Sir Julian Y------; or that which
-suggested that a reconcilement must have taken place between the
-beautiful Mrs. G------ and her husband, for they had been seen taking
-the air together in the Park.
-
-It was also pleasant to learn that His Majesty had given great
-encouragement to Mrs. Delany in the production of her ingenious mosaic
-flowers, in which she was so skilled as to excite the wonder of several
-criticks in the Royal circle; and also that His Royal Highness the
-Prince of Wales had been graciously pleased to say in publick that he
-had always admired the Perdita of the beautiful Mrs. Robinson, though he
-considered Mrs. Abington, on the whole, the most tasteful dresser in the
-Drury Lane company.
-
-It was only when Mrs. Burney had folded the newspaper and was about to
-put it away, that a few lines of an advertisement caught her eye--she
-commented before she read, as though she had been a fully qualified
-critic:
-
-"More novels! More stuff for the circulating libraries! Enough to make
-poor Mr. Richardson feel uncomfortable in his grave! Could he but have
-known that he was turning all England into novel readers he would never
-have put pen to paper. Here is another imitator in the field. 'Evelina;
-or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World,' published to-day by Mr.
-Lowndes--three volumes, seven and sixpence sewed, nine shillings in
-covers. 'Evelina,' a distant cousin to 'Clarissa' and 'Pamela' I doubt
-not. I hope your father will not bring anyone here to dinner to-day.
-Hashed mutton is a wholesome dish, to be sure, but some visitors are
-fastidious. He may bring as many as he pleases to-morrow, for Mr.
-Greville's gift of pheasants will be on the table. Why are you staring
-so at your sister, Lottie?"
-
-Lottie was becoming a hardened dissembler: she scarcely started when
-asked to interpret certain furtive glances she cast at Fanny.
-
-"I was wondering if Fanny would make a face: she never was fond of
-hashed mutton," said Lottie glibly. "If she had gone to school in France
-she would soon have got a liking for it, cooked as it is there."
-
-"I am not partial to French kickshaws," said Mrs. Burney. "There's
-nothing like good English fare. To my thinking, the principle of making
-food tasty when in ordinary circumstances it should not be so, is a bad
-one. Hash of mutton is wholesome food, and it should be eaten as such
-without further question. If Providence had meant it to be tasty as
-well, He would have made His intentions as plain as in the case of roast
-pheasant."
-
-"Lottie will tell you that I made no face at the mention of hash of
-mutton," said Fanny. "What does it signify whether one sits down to a
-simple platter of mutton hash or a great dinner such as father gets at
-Mr. Thrale's? A pair of geese, a leg of mutton, a tongue, a rib of roast
-beef and a brace of pheasants, with two or three dishes of fish, and for
-Dr. Johnson a veal pie or a piece of pork--those were on the table at
-one time. What is the benefit of such abundance, when all that one can
-eat is a single slice of beef?"
-
-She spoke rapidly, for she, too, had been a great dissembler. She meant
-to take away her stepmother's attention from those questionable glances
-which she had exchanged with Lottie; and she succeeded very well.
-
-"It would make no difference to us whether we had one dish or ten; but
-it makes all the difference in the world to Mr. Thrale. They say he has
-a prodigious appetite, and eats of at least six heavy dishes of meat at
-dinner."
-
-"Mr. Baretti affirms that some day he will not awake from the stupor
-into which he falls after one of his heavy meals," said Susy.
-
-"And all the time Mrs. Thrale is entreating him to be more moderate,"
-cried Lottie.
-
-"A humiliating duty for such as Mrs. Thrale," said her mother. "That
-shows how true is all that Fanny has remarked: a simple dish should be
-enough for any reasonable person. I have often wondered how the converse
-at the Streatham table could be so wise and witty if the master of
-the house eats like a hog, and Dr. Johnson, suffering from ill-health,
-expends so much energy over his pork that the veins stand out on his
-forehead and his face is bathed in perspiration."
-
-"I am sure that Mrs. Thrale has wit and liveliness enough to serve for
-the whole company," said Fanny.
-
-"She is chatty enough, I doubt not," replied Mrs. Burney. "There are
-those who think she talks over-much for a woman."
-
-"Not for a woman of fashion," suggested Lottie with some pertness, when
-their stepmother had left the room. "It is long since Mrs. Thrale has
-invited mother to one of the Streatham dinners," she added under her
-breath.
-
-And then the three fell upon the _Chronicle_ for the announcement of the
-book.
-
-They read it in whispers, each following the other, as though it were
-the _piano_ part of a catch or a glee, and glancing fearfully toward the
-door now and again, lest it should open and Mrs. Burney reappear.
-
-"How amazing it is!" said Susy. "This is the announcement of the birth
-of a baby--and such a baby!"
-
-"The birth and the christening and all," said Lottie. "Oh, Fanny, I
-had no idea that it would be in the papers--I forgot that it would be
-advertised; and when mamma read this out I thought I should sink through
-the floor. So did you, I know."
-
-"I only wish that it had been possible," said Fanny. "I could feel
-myself getting hot all over my body. And then you gave me that look,
-Lottie!"
-
-"Could I help it?" asked Lottie. "You cannot blame me. I really thought
-that it was you who gave me a look, as much as to say: 'If you let the
-cat out of the bag I will never forgive you--no, never! '"
-
-"Never mind! Among us we managed to get out of the difficulty very well,
-I think. Were we not clever, guiding the conversation away from Mr.
-Lowndes's shop on to the high road to Streatham?" cried Susy.
-
-"'Twas the hash that saved us," said Lottie. "Have you not heard dear
-Jim applying the sailors' expression, to make a hash of something? But
-we didn't make a hash of our matter, did we, Fanny?" said Susan.
-
-"We have become adroit dissemblers, and I am growing more ashamed of it
-every day," cried Fanny. "I have reached the condition of a man of whom
-I read in a volume of history: he had committed a crime, and the effort
-that it cost him to keep it hidden so preyed upon his mind that he could
-stand the strain no longer, so he confessed it and was relieved."
-
-"But he could not have been really happy until they hanged him," said
-Susy. "And do you intend to confess and be hanged, Fanny? Please do not.
-I think it is the most exciting thing in the world to share a secret
-like this. I would not have missed the enjoyment for anything. Think,
-Fan, if you were to confess, you would draw us into it too--you would
-make us out to be as guilty as yourself."
-
-"I will not confess," said Fanny. "No; it would not be honourable of me.
-But I do feel that the secret is having a bad effect upon us all. It has
-made us all such--such--dissemblers."
-
-"Psha!" said Lottie with a sniff. "That's only another way of saying
-that we are ladies of quality at an early age."
-
-Fanny shook her head. She thought that if any proof were needed of the
-ill effects of their treasuring their secret from their parents, this
-cynical pertness of Lottie supplied it. She shook her head.
-
-"I should like 'Evelina' to come into mamma's hands," continued Lottie.
-"She will go through the three volumes at a hand gallop, even though she
-did take it upon her to condemn it as being on a level with the odious
-stuff that comes to us nowadays."
-
-"And if she condemns it so heartily before she has read it, what will
-she say about it when she has finished the last chapter?" asked Fanny.
-
-"She will say that it is the prettiest story that has been written since
-her dear Mr. Richardson died," said Susy.
-
-"I doubt it, my dear," said Fanny.
-
-"Well, let the worst come, she will never guess that you wrote it,"
-laughed Lottie.
-
-"It is the padre whom I fear," said Fanny. "Surely he will not need to
-go beyond the Ode on the first leaf to know that it is he himself whom I
-address."
-
-"And if he should--smoke it?" asked Susy, lapsing into slang which she
-had acquired from her sailor brother, who was in no sense a purist.
-
-"If he should--well, either of two things will happen," replied the
-authoress. "He will either think me the most double-dealing wretch in
-the world or the most dutiful of daughters."
-
-"And which will be right?" asked Lottie.
-
-"Both views will be right," said Fanny. "Although I meant every word
-of the Ode, I really think now that the idea of writing it before the
-dedication came to me only when I felt that I had behaved badly in
-sending the book to the printer without his consent."
-
-"You wished the Ode to be a sort of peace-offering?" said Susy. "You
-hoped that when he read it he would forget to be angry? Well, that was
-cunning of you, Fanny!"
-
-"I tell you that the whole affair has had a bad effect upon us all,"
-said Fanny gently.
-
-Once again she was conscious of someone telling her that there was no
-use crying over spilt milk, and this impression was followed by one that
-took the form of a resolution to be more careful in future. If she
-had spilt some milk once, that was no reason why she should not, by
-exercising proper forethought, refrain from doing so again.
-
-But the book was now given to the world, if the world would have it, but
-as yet a copy had not come into her hand. She wondered if she would
-have to spend seven and sixpence in buying a copy. Seven shillings and
-sixpence, sewed. It was a great deal of money. Was it possible that
-there were five hundred people in the world ready to pay seven and
-sixpence for a novel with the name of no author on the title page?
-(She thought it best to leave out of her consideration altogether the
-possible purchasers of the nine shilling set of bound volumes.)
-
-Who were the people that ever laid out so much money upon books which
-could be read through between the rising and the setting of the sun?
-She had never met such liberal enthusiasts. Of course, it was only
-reasonable that so splendid a work as the "History of Music" should be
-in the library of every house wherein people of taste resided, but that
-was not a book to be galloped through; some people might not be able to
-read it within a month. Besides, it bore the honoured name of Dr. Burney
-on the title page, and the fame of Dr. Burney was great. But as for that
-poor little seven-and-sixpenny sewed "Evelina," how should anyone take
-an interest in her without reading her story? How would anyone read her
-story without feeling afterwards that seven-and-sixpence (leaving the
-nine shilling expenditure out of the question) was a ridiculous price to
-pay for such an entertainment?
-
-She felt that people would come to look on her as the instigator of a
-fraud if they paid their money and read the book and then found out
-that she had written it. The wisdom of concealing her name even from the
-bookseller was now more apparent to her than it had ever been. She had
-visions of indignant purchasers railing against Mr. Lowndes, and Mr.
-Lowndes searching for her, so that he might rail against her; and so her
-speculations ended in laughter; but even her laughter grated upon her
-sensitive ears: she felt that it was the malicious jeering of a clever
-cheat at the thought of having got the better of a worthy man.
-
-Her precious "Evelina" was leading her a pretty dance. If it had not
-been able to do so it would have been a paltry sort of book and she
-would have been a paltry sort of author.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX
-
-|TWO or three weeks passed without her hearing anything of the book, and
-it seemed as if it had fallen, as she had at some moments hoped it would
-fall, like a dull stone into the depths of the sea. She heard nothing of
-it, and soon she perceived that her sisters felt grievously disappointed
-at its failure to produce any impression upon the town. Even a dull
-stone, if dropped into the deep, creates a little fuss on the surface
-before it sinks out of sight; but Fanny's book did not, so far as they
-could see, produce even so superficial an impression. What they expected
-of it they might have had some trouble explaining; but as it was, they
-could not conceal their disappointment from Fanny; and they showed it
-after a short time in a very delicate way: they never alluded to the
-book in her presence. She perceived that what was in their minds was
-that it would show very bad taste on their part to refer to it in any
-way. She was grateful for their consideration; and she resolved to
-accept their decision on this point as final; she would never allude to
-the horrid thing in their hearing.
-
-It so happened, however, that she was left alone with Susy in the house
-one evening. Dr. Burney and his wife had gone to a concert at Esther's,
-and Lottie was staying for a day or two in the country. Susy was
-practising her part of a new duet on the piano, and Fanny was at her
-sewing. So far as conversation between the two sisters was concerned,
-the evening had been a very silent one. Indeed, during the whole week a
-constrained silence had marked the intercourse of the three girls.
-
-Susy hammered away at the music for half an hour; then her playing
-became more fitful, and at last it ceased altogether.
-
-There was a long silence before Fanny heard a little sound that caused
-her to raise her head. It was the sound of a sob, and when she looked up
-she saw that Susy was leaning her forehead upon the bottom of the music
-rest, weeping bitterly.
-
-Fanny was by her side in a moment.
-
-"Dearest Susy, what is the matter?" she said soothingly. "Tell me, dear;
-has anything happened? Has anyone been unkind to you? Have I unwittingly
-done or said anything that seemed to you unkind? Tell me all, Susy."
-
-But Susy continued crying with her face hidden, though she yielded one
-of her hands to Fanny.
-
-"Come, my dear, I have helped you before now, and I may be able to help
-you now. Prithee, what is your trouble?" said Fanny, putting her arm
-round the girl's shoulders.
-
-Still Susy remained silent, except for her sobs.
-
-"Tell me," said Fanny, in a whisper. "Is it that you think that I am
-chagrined about--about--the book?"
-
-In an instant Susy had whirled round on her seat and flung her arms
-round her sister's neck, laying her head on her shoulder.
-
-"Oh, Fanny, Fanny, 'tis too cruel!" she sobbed. "We were sure that so
-much would come of it--it seemed so splendid to read, even before it
-was printed--so much better than any other story that ever came into our
-hands--and you worked so hard at it--every spare moment when you might
-have been enjoying yourself--in the cold of last winter up in that
-room--and at Lynn too--and Chessington--and now, when we think that your
-cleverness, your patience, your genius, is to be rewarded, nothing comes
-of it--all your trouble has gone for nothing--all our secrecy! Oh, it is
-too cruel!"
-
-"You dear child," said Fanny. "It is only cruel if it sets you crying in
-this way. What does it matter to anyone if the book has gone and nothing
-has come of it? I have been thinking that writing a book and publishing
-it is like throwing a stone into the sea. It may fall so that it sinks
-down plumb, or it may fall so that it makes a splash for a while, but
-it sinks to the bottom all the same. Success or failure is only the
-difference between a splash and a ripple. We were fools to fancy that
-our little stone would float."
-
-"But it was not a stone, it was full of life and it should have--it
-should have--swum! Oh, the people who buy books are so stupid!"
-
-"They are--that was the hope that I builded on. They are stupid, but not
-stupid enough to buy my book."
-
-"Oh, Fanny!"
-
-"That is really the frame of mind that I find myself in to-day. I tell
-you truly, Susy, that after the first week, I schooled myself to think
-of the business in this way; and I am certain that in another month I
-shall even feel delighted that my little pebble made no splash. Look at
-the matter philosophically, Susy."
-
-"Oh, philosophically!"
-
-"Well, reasonably. Are we in a different position to-day from that we
-were in before the book was published? We are not. We are just the same
-as we were before. It has not injured us in any way. Nay, if you think
-of it, we are--I, at least, am--all the better for having failed, for I
-have learned my lesson. I was beginning to feel cleverer than I had any
-right to think myself, and this has come as a chastening--to make me
-know my right place. These rebukes do not come by chance, Susy. I know
-now that I was inclined to hold my head too high. I don't think that I
-will do so again."
-
-"You never held your head too high--just the opposite. And I think it
-very cruel that you should be rebuked for nothing. But I do not blame
-_anyone_ except the wretched people who refused to buy your nice book,
-but spent their seven and sixpence at Vauxhall or Ranelagh--perhaps
-watching Mr. Foote and his puppets at the Haymarket. Oh, I have no
-patience with them! Why, it only needed a thousand people to buy the
-book and it would have been accounted a success!"
-
-"Then we shall put the blame on the shoulders of that thousand,
-wheresoever they may be found, and for my part I shall not hold a second
-thousand altogether blameless--my indignation may even extend to a
-third. Now, that's the last word I mean to speak about the book. It
-has by this time reached the bottom of the sea on which I threw it; and
-there let it lie!"
-
-"You are an angel--I see that plainly now."
-
-"Ah, there you see, what I said was true: I am much better for the
-rebuke I talked about; you never perceived before that I was an angel.
-Now let that be the last word between us on the subject of my poor
-little 'Evelina.' Her entrance into the world has proved fatal. Oh,
-Susy, she was stillborn, but her parent is making a rapid recovery."
-
-"That may be; but cannot you join with me in----"
-
-"I will join with you in maintaining silence on the subject of the little
-one. I cannot bear to hear her name mentioned. I refuse to say another
-word about her or her fate. She must have been greatly beloved of
-the gods to die so young. Let that be 'Evelina's' epitaph. I will say
-nothing more about her."
-
-It so happened, however, that she was compelled to say a good deal more
-on the subject, for within half an hour Cousin Edward had called, and he
-began to talk of "Evelina" at once.
-
-"I went to Hill's library in the Strand yesterday, to get a book for
-mother, and there, sure enough, I saw your 'Evelina,'" said he. "I asked
-the man in charge what it was about, and he replied that he didn't know;
-it was bad enough, he thought, to be compelled to hand out books all day
-to readers without being forced to read them for himself; but he
-supposed that 'Evelina' was a novel of the usual sort."
-
-"That was not extravagant praise," remarked Susy.
-
-"He didn't mean to praise it," said Edward. "But when I asked him if
-anyone who had read it had recommended it, he admitted that every one
-of the five ladies who had read it was ready to speak well of it--one of
-them had taken it away a second time; and--would you believe it?--while
-I was standing at the counter a footman entered the shop with a demand
-for 'Eveliena,' as he called it; and he carried off the copy that was
-already on the desk."
-
-"For the delectation of the servants' hall?" suggested Fanny.
-
-"Not at all--it had been recommended to her ladyship, he said, and he
-had been commanded on no account to return without it; her ladyship
-was liberal; she would not mind paying sixpence for it, instead of the
-ordinary fourpence."
-
-"That was more than liberal, it was generous to a degree," said Fanny.
-
-"Don't interrupt him," cried Susy. "Continue your narrative, Eddy. I am
-dying to hear the rest."
-
-"I asked the library man if he knew who wrote the book, and he
-replied that he had heard the name, but had forgotten it; so far as he
-remembered the author was a peer of high rank but eccentric habits,"
-said Edward.
-
-"The book represented his eccentric habits, I suppose," remarked Fanny.
-
-"I ran out of the place roaring," said Edward. "'A peer of high rank but
-eccentric habits'--describes you to a T, doesn't it, Cousin Fanny? Pray
-what is your lordship's next work to be, and when will it be given to an
-eager world?"
-
-"Is that all you have to tell?" asked Susy.
-
-"By no means. When I heard that the book was thought well of in
-the Strand, I thought I would try to get at the opinion of Stanhope
-Street--you know Masterman's circulating library there? Well, I boldly
-entered, and there, sure enough, was a well-thumbed 'Evelina' in front
-of the librarian. I asked for some book that no one had ever heard of,
-and when the librarian had told me that he had never been asked for that
-book before, I pointed to 'Evelina,' inquiring if it was any good. 'I'm
-dead tired on account of its goodness, for I was fool enough to take
-it to bed with me last night, and I never closed my eyes in sleep,'
-he replied. 'I had it praised to me by a lady of quality, and so too
-hastily concluded that it would either send me asleep with its dullness,
-or shock me with its ribaldry; but it did neither, unhappily.' Just then
-a chariot stopped at the door and another footman entered with the name
-'Evelina' written on a sheet of paper, and off he popped with the full
-three volumes under his arm. I waited no longer; but hurried hither
-to give you my news. I did not get so far, however, for I was unlucky
-enough to be overtaken by that vile downpour of rain, and it did not
-blow over until your dinner hour was at hand."
-
-"You are my good angel," cried Fanny, her cheeks glowing. "We have heard
-nothing of all this respecting the book, and, hearing nothing, we took
-it for granted that it was dead--dead before it was ever alive. Oh, this
-is good news you have brought us, Eddy!"
-
-"The best news that has come to us for months!" said Susy. She had
-turned her head away and was furtively wiping her eyes. The good news
-affected the sympathetic Susy almost as deeply as her disappointment had
-done.
-
-"But I have only told you of my adventures of yesterday," said
-Edward. "To-day I tried the booksellers, beginning with Mr. Davies and
-working-round to the Dillys in the Poultry--it cost me three shillings,
-for I had to buy something that I did not particularly want in every
-shop to excuse my inquiries--and I found 'Evelina' on every counter. I
-cannot say that any customer came in to buy it while I was in any shop,
-but you may be sure that the book would not be on the counter unless it
-was highly thought of. Of course I had need to be very discreet among
-the booksellers; I dared not ask who was the author, but I longed to do
-so, if only to hear what new story had been made up about it."
-
-"You heard quite enough to make us glad," cried Susy. "Oh, how foolish
-we were to take it for granted that because we had no news of the book,
-it was dead! It is alive--greatly alive, it would appear! How could any
-news of it have come to us here? We should have gone forth in search of
-it."
-
-"I knew that we could depend on your discretion," said Fanny, laying a
-hand on each of his shoulders. "I do not think that I ever thanked you
-as I should for the wise way in which you managed the business with Mr.
-Lowndes, and now I must not neglect to do so for having acted the part
-of a benevolent agent in bringing us such good news about the book."
-
-"Psha! there should be no talk of gratitude and the like between us,"
-said he. "There are family ties--I think of the honour of our family.
-People already talk of the clever Burneys, but they left you out of the
-question, Cousin Fanny, since they only thought of music. But now
-that you have shown what you can do in another direction, you must be
-reckoned with alongside the others."
-
-"And what about the other branch of the clever Burneys?" said Fanny.
-"Don't you think that people will some of these days begin to ask if
-Edward Burney, the great painter, is really a brother of the musical
-Burneys? I hope they will, dear Edward; I hope that the fame of Edward
-Burney, the painter, will go far beyond that of the musical Burneys, as
-well as poor Fanny Burney who once wrote a novel."
-
-The young man blushed as Fanny herself would certainly have done if
-confronted with the least little compliment. But there was no false
-shame about his acceptance of her suggestion.
-
-"I mean to become as good a painter as I can, in order to be worthy of
-the name of Burney," said he. "I feel proud of being a Burney--more so
-to-day than ever before, and I hope that the rest of the Burney's will
-some day look on me as doing credit to our name."
-
-"I am sure that they will have every reason to do so," said Fanny.
-
-When he had gone, Susy gave way to her delight at the news which he had
-brought. She was a good deal taller than Fanny, and catching her round
-the waist after the manner of the Elizabethan dancer with his partner,
-she danced round the table with her, lilting a somewhat breathless pan.
-Fanny herself needed no coaxing to be her partner in this revel. In
-her jubilant moments she got rid of the primness which most people
-associated with her. She had a wild jig known as "Nancy Dawson," and
-she had more than once found it necessary to get rid of her superfluous
-spirits through this medium. She joined in her sister's little whoop
-at the completion of the third "lap" of the table, and they both threw
-themselves breathless on the sofa.
-
-"I knew it," said Susy between her gasps. "I knew that I could not be
-mistaken in believing 'Evelina' to be good--I knew that she would make
-her way in the affections of her readers, and I was right--you see I was
-right."
-
-"You were right, dear Susy--quite right," said Fanny. "I do not like
-to be too sanguine, but I do believe, from the reports Eddy brought us,
-that the book will find plenty of readers. Now that we can think over
-the matter in a reasonable way, we must see how foolish we were to
-expect that the very day after the book was published people would crowd
-to buy it; but now, after six weeks, when Eddy goes in search of news
-about it, he brings back a report which is--we had best say for the
-present no more than 'quite satisfactory'--that was the bookseller's
-report about the sales of the first volume of the padre's
-'History'--'quite satisfactory'--that should be quite satisfactory for
-the author of 'Evelina' and her sisters. There is nothing in the book to
-stir people as it would if written by Mr. Wilkes, but in its humble way
-it will, I am now persuaded, be pronounced 'quite satisfactory.' At any
-rate, there goes my sewing for the evening."
-
-She rolled up the strip of linen into a ball and used her hand, after
-two false starts, as a battledore, to send it flying across the room
-within reach of Susy, who, being more adroit, was able at the first
-attempt to return it with both force and precision. Once more Fanny
-struck it, and her sister sent it back, but by this time the unequal
-ball had opened out, so that it was only by her foot that Fanny could
-deal with it effectively. Then, daintily holding up their petticoats,
-the author of "Evelina" and Susy Burney played with the thing until once
-more they were panting and laughing joyously.
-
-Perhaps Fanny had a faint inkling of the symbolism implied by this
-treatment of the discarded needlework.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI
-
-|BUT little Miss Burney had recovered all her primness on the evening
-when, a week later, she accompanied her stepmother to partake of tea at
-the home of the Barlowes in the Poultry.
-
-Young Mr. Barlowe had, for some time after his visit to St. Martin's
-Street, brooded over his indiscretion in allowing his impulse at the
-moment of saying good night to carry him away so that he pressed Miss
-Burney's hand, looking into her eyes with an expression in his own of
-the deepest sympathy--rather more than sympathy. He felt that he had
-been unduly and indiscreetly hasty in his action. It had been purely
-impulsive. He had by no means made up his mind that Miss Burney would
-make him a satisfactory wife. His father and mother had, for a long
-time, thought very highly of Mrs. Burney, looking on her as a most
-thrifty and excellent manager of a household. She had shown herself
-to be all this and more when her first husband was alive and they had
-visited her at Lynn; and she had proved her capabilities in the same
-direction since she had married Dr. Burney. Unfortunately, however,
-the virtues of a stepmother could not be depended on to descend to the
-children of her husband's family, and it was by no means certain that
-Miss Burney had made full use of her opportunities of modelling herself
-upon her father's second wife.
-
-No, he had not quite made up his mind on this subject--the gravest that
-had ever occupied his attention, and he remained sleepless for hours,
-fearful that he had gone too far in that look and that squeeze. He had
-heard of fathers and even brothers waiting upon young men who had acted
-toward a daughter or a sister pretty much as he had in regard to Miss
-Burney. He had rather a dread of being visited by Miss Burney's brother,
-that young naval officer who had boasted of having been educated by a
-murderer. Mr. Barlowe thought that a visit from such a young man would
-be most undesirable, and for several days he went about his business
-with great uneasiness.
-
-But when a week had gone by and neither father nor brother had waited
-upon him, he began to review his position more indulgently than when he
-had previously given it his consideration. He thought more hopefully of
-Miss Burney as a wife. Perhaps she might have profited more largely than
-he had thought by her daily intercourse with so capable a woman as Mrs.
-Burney. At any rate, she was not musical, and that was something in her
-favour. Then her stepmother had praised her needlework, and everyone
-knows that to be a good sempstress is next to being a good housekeeper.
-
-He thought that on the whole she would do. Her brother, Lieutenant
-Burney, would naturally spend most of his time at sea. That was a good
-thing. Thomas felt that he should hesitate to make any change in his
-life that involved a liability of frequent visits from a young man who
-had been taught by a murderer. Who could tell what might happen in the
-case of such a young man? As for Miss Burney herself, she was,
-quite apart from her housewifely qualities, a most estimable young
-lady--modest and retiring, as a young woman should be, and very
-beautiful. To be sure, he had often heard that beauty was only skin
-deep, but even assuming that it did not go any deeper, it had always
-been highly esteemed by men--none of them seemed to wish it to be of any
-greater depth; and it was certain that a man with a handsome wife was
-greatly envied--more so even than a man who was married to a plain woman
-but a good housewife. Oh, undoubtedly her beauty commended her to his
-most indulgent consideration. He had no objection in the world to be
-widely envied, if only on account of his wife's good looks. It never
-occurred to him that it might be that some people would think very
-ordinary a face that seemed to one who was in love with it extremely
-lovely. He preserved the precious privilege of a man to raise up his own
-standard of beauty and expect all the rest of the world to acknowledge
-its supremacy.
-
-Yes, he thought that Miss Burney, beauty and all, would suit him, but
-still he hesitated in making another call.
-
-This was when Mr. Kendal had the honour of waiting upon Mrs. Burney, and
-his visit only preceded by a day or two Mrs. Burney's call upon her old
-friend, Mrs. Barlowe, in the Poultry; this interchange of courtesies
-being speedily followed by an invitation for Mrs. Burney and a
-stepdaughter to drink tea with the Barlowe family.
-
-"I am taking you with me, Fanny, because you are the eldest and, as
-should be, the most sensible of the household," said Mrs. Burney,
-explaining--so far as she thought wise--the invitation on the morning it
-was received. "There will be no music at Mrs. Barlowe's, I think, and
-so you will have no distracting influence to prevent your forming a just
-opinion of my old friends."
-
-"I do not mind in the least the absence of music for one night," said
-Fanny.
-
-"I am sure of that," said Mrs. Burney. "Goodness knows we have music
-enough here during any day to last us over a whole week. The
-others could not live without it, even if it were not your father's
-profession."
-
-"Without which none of us could live," remarked Fanny, who had no
-wish to be forced into the position of the opponent of music in the
-household.
-
-"Quite right, my dear," acquiesced the elder lady. "It is a precarious
-way of making a living. To my mind there is nothing so satisfactory as a
-good commercial business--a merchant with a shop at his back can afford
-to laugh at all the world."
-
-"But he usually refrains," said Fanny.
-
-"True; he looks at life with proper seriousness, and without levity.
-Great fortunes are the result of serious attention to business. Levity
-leads to poverty."
-
-"Except in the case of Mr. Garrick and a few others."
-
-"Mr. Garrick is certainly an exception. But, then, you must remember
-that he was a merchant before he became an actor, and his business
-habits never left him. I have heard it said that he got more out of his
-company for the salaries he paid than any theatre manager in Europe.
-But I did not come to you to talk about Mr. Garrick. I only meant to say
-that I know you are an observant girl. You do not merely glance at the
-surface of things, so I am sure that you will perceive much to respect
-in all the members of Mrs. Barlowe's family."
-
-"I am sure they are eminently--respectable, mamma; and I am glad that
-you have chosen me to be your companion this evening. I like going among
-such people--it is useful."
-
-She stopped short in a way that should have aroused the suspicions of
-Mrs. Burney, but that lady was unsuspecting, she was only puzzled.
-
-"Useful?" she said interrogatively.
-
-Fanny had no mind to explain that she thought herself rather good at
-describing people of the Barlowe type, and was ready to submit herself
-to more experience of them in case she might be encouraged to write
-another novel. But she knew that she would have some difficulty in
-explaining this to her stepmother, who herself was an excellent type.
-
-"Useful--perhaps I should rather have said 'instructive,'" she replied,
-after a little pause.
-
-"Instructive, yes; I am glad that you look at our visit so sensibly--I
-knew you would do so. Yes, you should learn much of the excellence of
-these people even in the short time that we shall be with them. And it
-is well that you should remember, my dear Fanny, that you are now quite
-old enough to have a house of your own to look after."
-
-It was now Fanny's turn to seem puzzled.
-
-"I do not quite see how--I mean why--why--that is, the connection--is
-there any connection between----?"
-
-"What I mean to say is that if at some time a suitor for your hand
-should appear, belonging to a respectable mercantile family, you will
-know, without the need of any telling, that your chances of happiness
-with such a man are far greater than they would be were you to wed
-someone whose means of getting a living were solely the practice of some
-of the arts, as they are called--music or painting or the rest."
-
-"I do not doubt that, mamma," said Fanny demurely. She was beginning to
-think that her stepmother was a far better type than she had fancied.
-
-And her stepmother was beginning to think that she had never given Fanny
-credit for all the good sense she possessed.
-
-The six o'clock tea-party in the Poultry was a function that Fanny
-Burney's quick pen only could describe as it deserved to be described.
-All the time that it was proceeding her fingers were itching to start
-on it. She could see Mr. Crisp smiling in that appreciative way that he
-had, as he read her smart sentences, every one of them with its little
-acid flavour, that remained on the palate of his memory. She was an
-artist in character drawing, and she was one of the first to perceive
-how excellent was the material for artistic treatment that might be
-found in the house of the English tradesman--the superior tradesman
-who aspired to be called a merchant. She neglected no opportunity of
-observing such houses; it was only when she was daily consorting with
-people of the highest rank that she became alarmed lest her descriptions
-should be accepted as proof that she was in the habit of meeting on
-terms of intimacy the types of English bourgeois which she had drawn.
-
-The ground-floor of Mr. Barlowe's house in the Poultry was given over to
-his business, which, as has already been mentioned, was that of a
-vendor of gold and silver lace. The walls carried shelves from floor to
-ceiling, and every shelf had its line of boxes enclosing samples of an
-abundant and valuable stock. The large room at the back was a sort of
-counting-house parlour, where Mr. Barlowe sat during the day with his
-son and an elderly clerk, ready for the customers, whose arrival was
-announced by the ringing of a spring.-bell. The scales for the weighing
-of the bullion and the worked gold and silver wire were suspended above,
-the broad counter in the shop, and from a hook between the shelves there
-hung a number of ruled forms with spaces for oz., dwt. and grs. On these
-were entered the particulars of the material supplied to the workmen who
-made up the lace as required. The upper part of the house was the home
-of the family, the spacious dining-room being in the front, its convex
-windows overhanging the busy thoroughfare. Opening off this apartment
-was an equally large drawingroom, and the furniture of both was of
-walnut made in the reign of Queen Anne, with an occasional piece of
-Dutch marqueterie of the heavier character favoured by the craftsmen of
-the previous sovereigns. The rooms themselves were panelled with oak and
-lighted by candles in brass sconces.
-
-It seemed to Fanny, on entering the diningroom, that every seat was
-occupied. But she soon saw that there were several vacant chairs. It
-was the imposing row of figures confronting her that made the room seem
-full, although only six persons were present besides young Mr. Barlowe
-and his parents, who met Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughter at the door.
-Fanny greeted Thomas at once, and she could see that his eyes were
-beaming, but with a rather more subdued light than shone in them on that
-night when he had pressed her hand.
-
-She was conscious, at the same time, of the approach of a big elderly
-gentleman, wearing a well-ordered wig, evidently newly curled, with a
-small lady clad in expensive and expansive black silk by his side. He
-was holding the tips of her fingers and they advanced in step as though
-they were starting to dance a minuet.
-
-They stood in front of her and her mother, while Thomas, moving to one
-side, said, making a low bow:
-
-"Miss Burney, I have the honour to present to you my father, Mr.
-Barlowe, and my mother, Mrs. Barlowe. Mrs. Burney, madam, you are, I
-know, already acquainted with my parents."
-
-The little lady curtsied and her husband made a fine shopkeeper's bow,
-first to Fanny, then to Mrs. Burney.
-
-The formality of the presentation was overwhelming to poor Fanny. She
-could feel herself blushing, and she certainly was more overcome than
-she had been when Count Orloff, the Russian, visited the house in St.
-Martin's Street and she gazed with awe upon the thumb that had, it was
-rumoured, pressed too rigidly the wind-pipe of the unfortunate Peter.
-All that she could do was to try to hide her confusion by the deepest of
-curtsies.
-
-"We are sensible of the honour you have done us, madam," said Mr.
-Barlowe when he had recovered himself--he was addressing Fanny, ignoring
-for the moment the presence of Mrs. Burney.
-
-"Our son has spoken to us of you with great admiration, Miss Burney,"
-said the little lady. "But I protest that when I look at you I feel as
-King Solomon did when he saw the Queen of Sheba, the half has not been
-told."
-
-"Oh, madam, you flatter me," said Fanny, trying to put some force into a
-voice that her shyness had rendered scarcely audible.
-
-Her stepmother, perceiving how she was suffering, hastened to greet in
-a much less formal way their host and hostess; but she had considerable
-difficulty in bringing them down to her level. It seemed that they had
-prepared some high phrases of welcome for their younger visitor only,
-and they had no mind that they should be wasted.
-
-"My stepdaughter is of a retiring nature," said Mrs. Burney. "She is
-quite unused to such ceremony as you honour her with. Well, Martha, how
-is the rheumatism?"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII
-
-|MRS. BARLOWE did not seem half pleased to be brought down so from the
-high parallels of etiquette among which she had been soaring. But she
-had lost her place, and before she could recover herself, Fanny had
-slipped behind her stepmother.
-
-"Ask me all about her rheumatism, madam, for 'tis me that knows more
-about it than her," said Mr. Barlowe, with a jerk of his thumb and a
-wink in the direction of his wife. The homely enquiry of Mrs. Burney had
-clearly forced him to throw off all ceremony and treat the visit of Miss
-Burney as an ordinary domestic incident.
-
-His wife would have none of this, however; she said in tones of stiff
-reproof:
-
-"Mr. Barlowe, you forget that the young lady has not been presented to
-Brother Jonathan or the Alderman. Thomas, it is for you to usher the
-lady into the presence of your uncles and aunts. Pray be not remiss,
-Thomas. There is no excuse for such an omission."
-
-"I was only waiting until you had finished, ma'am," said Thomas.
-
-"I have finished," she replied, with a stiff nod. "To be sure, 'twas my
-intention to express, in what I trust would be appropriate terms, our
-happiness in welcoming Miss Burney to our humble home; a few phrases of
-this sort were not thought out of place when I was young; but it appears
-that your father knows better what is _comme il faut_ and _haut ton_
-than me. Bring the young lady forward, Thomas."
-
-The younger Thomas looked dubiously from his mother to his father.
-He was uncommonly like an actor who had forgotten his part, Fanny
-thought--he had no initiative. Fanny herself was more at home than any
-of the household. While the young man hesitated, she walked up the room
-as if she meant to present herself to the six figures that sat in a row
-at the farther end.
-
-Thomas was beside her in a moment.
-
-"I ask your pardon, Miss Burney," he said. "But I knew that mamma had at
-least two more welcomes for your ear, and I feared that she had forgot
-them. Do not you think that mamma speaks well? Perhaps it would be
-unjust to judge her by what she said--she only made a beginning. You
-will be delighted when you are going away."
-
-Fanny felt that this prediction was certain to be realized.
-
-"Yes, mamma's good-byes are as well worded as her greetings," he
-continued; "a clergyman could scarcely better them; and I hope----"
-
-But now they were face to face with the six figures sitting in a row,
-and as his conversation was only designed as an accompaniment to the
-march of Fanny to this position, there was no reason to continue it.
-
-The figures were of two men and four ladies. The former were middle-aged
-and bore an expression of gravity that a judge might have envied. Their
-dress was sombre, but of the finest material possible to buy, and each
-of them was painfully conscious of being in unusual garments. Of course,
-Fanny saw in a moment that they were merchants wearing the garments in
-which they attended church.
-
-Of the four ladies, three were elderly and the fourth much younger. They
-wore their hair built up in a way that suggested that they desired to
-follow the fashion but had not the courage to complete the scheme with
-which they had started. The long and thin and highly-coloured feathers
-which crowned the stunted structures on their heads gave them the
-appearance of a picture of unfamiliar birds. Their dresses were
-extremely glossy and of an expensive material, but there was an
-eccentric note about all that made them seem not impressive as they
-should have been, but almost ludicrous. The youngest lady in the row
-showed unmistakable signs of being given to simpering. She had gone much
-further than the others of the party in the architecture of her hair,
-but that was possibly because the material at her command was more
-abundant. The dressing of her hair, however, was by no means in sympathy
-with the style of her garments, the latter being simple and indeed
-rather too girlish for the wearer, who looked between twenty-five and
-thirty.
-
-It was an extraordinary ordeal that confronted Miss Burney, for young
-Mr. Barlowe began presenting her to the group, starting from his left
-and working slowly to the last of the row on the right. There was
-she with the young man standing close to her, but sideways, doing the
-formalities of presenting her, while his father and mother stood behind
-to see that he omitted nothing. Mrs. Burney, a little way apart, was
-alternately smiling and frowning at the ceremonial. She could see, from
-observing the effect that the whole business was producing upon Fanny,
-that the Barlowes were defeating their own ends, assuming that
-they desired Fanny to become a member of their family. These absurd
-formalities were, Mrs. Burney knew, quite out of place in a private
-house. But what could she do to cut them short? She had made an attempt
-before, and it was received in anything but a friendly spirit by their
-hostess, so that she did not feel inclined to interfere again: the thing
-must run its course, she felt, reflecting upon it as though it were a
-malady. There was no means of curtailing it.
-
-And its course was a slow one for the unhappy victim.
-
-"Miss Burney, I have the honour to present my aunt on my mother's
-side--Mrs. Alderman Kensit," droned Thomas, and the lady on the extreme
-left rose at the mention of her name and made a carefully prepared
-curtsey, while the sky-blue feather in her hair jerked awkwardly forward
-until the end almost touched her nose.
-
-"Proud to meet Miss Burney, I vow," said she as she rose; and anyone
-could see from the expression on her face that she was satisfied that
-she had gone far in proving her claim to be looked on as a lady of
-fashion. She had never said "I vow" before, and she knew that it had
-startled her relations. She felt that she could not help that. Miss
-Burney would understand that she was face to face with someone who had
-mingled with the best.
-
-"And this is Aunt Maria, father's sister, Mrs. Hutchings," came the
-voice of Thomas, and the second lady bobbed up with quivering feathers
-and made a well-practised curtsey. She did not trust herself to speak.
-Having heard her neighbour's "I vow," she knew that she could not go
-farther. She would not compete with such an exponent of the mysteries of
-_haut ton_.
-
-"And this is Alderman Kensit of the Common Council; he is my uncle on my
-mother's side--mother is a Kensit, you know," resumed Thomas. "And
-this is Aunt Jelicoe. My mother's sister married Mr. Jelicoe, of Tooley
-Street. And this is my cousin, Miss Jelicoe. I am sure that you will
-like Miss Jelicoe, Miss Burney, she is so young."
-
-The youngest lady of the group simpered with great shyness, concealing
-half her face with her fan and holding her head to one side, and then
-pretending to be terribly fluttered. Her curtsey was made in a flurry,
-and with a little exclamation of "Oh, la!"
-
-Another uncle only remained to be presented; he turned out to be Mr.
-Jonathan Barlowe, and he was, Thomas whispered half audibly to Fanny, in
-trade in the Indies.
-
-It was all over, curtsies and bows and exclamations--echoes of the world
-of fashion and elsewhere--she had been presented to every member of the
-row and they had resumed their seats, while she hastened to the side of
-her stepmother, hot and breathless. She had never before been subjected
-to such an ordeal. She had gladly agreed to accompany her stepmother to
-this house, for she hoped thereby to increase her observation of a class
-of people who repaid her study of them; but she had no notion that she
-should have to vacate her place as an Observer and take up that of a
-Participator. She was to pay dearly for her experience.
-
-She was burning, her stepmother could see; and she believed that this
-was due to her mortification on noticing that the dress of the ladies
-was infinitely more expensive than hers. That would be enough to make
-any young woman with ordinary susceptibilities indignant, she felt; and
-she herself, having had an opportunity of giving some attention to
-the expensive silks--she could appraise their value to a penny--was
-conscious of some chagrin on this account. She was almost out of
-patience with her old friend, Martha Barlowe, for making all this
-parade. The foolish woman had done so, she knew, in order to impress
-Miss Burney and to give her to understand that she was becoming
-associated with no ordinary family. But Mrs. Burney had seen enough
-since she had left Lynn for London to know that Fanny would not be the
-least impressed except in the direction of boredom by such an excess of
-ceremony in the house of a tradesman. She had heard Fanny's comment upon
-the gorgeous chariot which Sir Joshua Reynolds had set up, and she could
-not doubt what Fanny's opinion would be regarding this simple tea to
-which she had consented to go at the Barlowes' house.
-
-Fanny had hurried to her side as soon as she had passed the row of
-uncles and aunts. She thought that the girl seemed overcome by the
-tedium of the formalities; but in a few minutes she saw that Fanny was
-on the verge of laughter.
-
-Mrs. Burney could not say whether she would rather that her charge
-became moody or hilarious.
-
-"Eight separate curtsies," murmured Fanny. "If there are to be the same
-number going away we should begin at once."
-
-Mrs. Burney thought it better not to reprove her for her flippancy just
-at that moment. She condoned it with a smile.
-
-Only a minute were the Burneys left to themselves. Mr. Barlowe, the
-elder, walked solemnly up to them.
-
-"Going on nicely, eh?" he said in a confidential way to Mrs. Burney.
-"Everything being done decently and in order, madam. There has been no
-cause of offence up to the present, though there are three persons in
-that row who are as ready to see an offence where none is meant as a
-bunch of flax to break into flame when a spark falls on it. The young
-lady is discreet; if she had spoken to any one of them and not to the
-others, there would have been a flare-up. The touchy ones belong to my
-wife's family. She was a Kensit, you know."
-
-He made this explanation behind his hand and in a whisper; he saw that
-his wife and son had been in earnest consultation together over some
-vexed question, and now they were hovering about, waiting to catch his
-eye.
-
-"I spoke too soon," he said. "Something has gone astray, and the blame
-will fall on me."
-
-They hovered still nearer, and when he caught his eye, Thomas, the
-younger, stepped up to his father, saying something in his ear. Mrs.
-Barlowe went on hovering a yard or two away.
-
-"That would never do," said her husband, evidently in reply to some
-remonstrance offered by young Thomas. "Never. The whole of the Kensits
-would take offence." Then he turned again to Mrs. Burney, saying:
-
-"Mrs. Burney, madam, my son has just reminded me that I have been remiss
-in doing my duty. It was left to me to present you to our relations at
-the head of the room, but I failed to do so, my mind being too full of
-the pretty curtsies of Miss. But I am ready to make amends now."
-
-But Mrs. Burney had observed a little twinkle in Fanny's eye; she had
-no notion of going through the ordeal to which Fanny had been subjected,
-though the spectacle would doubtless have diverted Fanny hugely.
-
-"Nay, sir," she said quickly to the waiting gentleman, "Nay, sir; you
-have forgotten that the presentation of a lady's daughter is equivalent
-to the presentation of the lady herself."
-
-"What, is that so?" said he.
-
-"Rest assured that it is," said she, "and an excellent rule it is. It
-saves a repetition of a formality that is now frequently omitted in the
-private houses of simple folk like ourselves. Lend me your arm, sir. I
-shall soon make myself at home with Martha's relations."
-
-She did not give him a chance of discussing the point with her; she saw
-that he was about to state his objections to the rule she had invented
-for her own saving, and she was already in advance of him in approaching
-the row of figures on the chairs against the wall. Fanny heard her
-greeting them in turn without any formality, and once again Thomas, the
-younger, was by her side.
-
-His mother was still hovering, glancing suspiciously, first at the young
-couple, and then at the hasty proceedings of her friend, Mrs. Burney.
-
-"It was unlike father to make so grave an omission, Miss Burney," he
-said, apologetically.
-
-"I hope that no harm will come of it," said Fanny. "I am afraid that you
-found us very homely folk at our little house when you did us the honour
-of visiting us," she added.
-
-He waved his hand indulgently, smiling over her head.
-
-"I am always ready to take my place in such a circle," said he,
-"though all the time I have a pretty full knowledge of the exchange of
-courtesies which should mark the introduction of a stranger. Oh, yes, I
-do not mind meeting some people as an equal, if they do not presume upon
-me afterwards. Your brother has gone back to sea, I hear?" he added.
-
-"Yes, we shall not see him again for two years," she replied. "Did he
-presume upon you, sir? If so, I will take it upon me to offer you a
-humble apology."
-
-"I was considering if it might be possible that he was himself mistaken
-in regard to the ear-trumpet," said Thomas.
-
-"Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet? What of that?"
-
-"Lieutenant Burney told me that it was a newly invented musical
-instrument, blown by the ear instead of the mouth. It was not until I
-had spoken of it to my father that I learned that the instrument was an
-ear-trumpet used by the deaf. I had never seen one before. I wonder if
-your brother intentionally deceived me."
-
-"My brother is an officer in His Majesty's Fleet, sir."
-
-"What does that mean, miss?"
-
-"It means that he would resent an accusation of falsehood, sir."
-
-"Pray do not misunderstand me; I would shrink from accusing him of any
-conduct unworthy of an officer and a gentleman. But I was certainly
-deceived in fancying that the ear-trumpet was a musical instrument."
-
-Fanny made no reply. Her attention was directed to the entrance of two
-servants, one bearing a large urn, the other a dish on which lay an
-immense ham.
-
-"I hope you have an appetite, Miss Burney," said young Thomas. "If so,
-you will be able to stay it at that table, I'll warrant. Tea and cake
-may be well enough for such as dine at four, but for us, who are three
-hours earlier, something more substantial is needed. You will find that
-there is no stint in this house."
-
-Fanny had an idea that the young man meant to suggest that she would
-find the tea-table at the Poultry to make a striking contrast to that of
-St. Martin's Street; and she was not mistaken.
-
-Neither was he. A greater contrast could scarcely be imagined. When
-Fanny was formally conducted to a seat at the table by the side of young
-Mr. Barlowe, she found herself confronting such a variety of eatables as
-was absolutely bewildering. The first glance that she had at the dishes
-had a stunning effect upon her. Her impression was one of repletion; she
-felt that that glance was by itself equivalent to a hearty meal--a heavy
-meal. She felt inclined to turn her head away.
-
-But a moment afterwards she became alert. Here was food--ample food for
-an amusing letter to Mr. Crisp, and, later, for a chapter in a possible
-novel. She would let nothing escape her notice.
-
-She settled down to observe everything; and her stepmother, sitting
-opposite to her, knew from the twinkle in her eyes, that Thomas's suit
-was hopeless. She had heard that music is the food of love. She was not
-sure of this; but she was convinced that butcher's meat was not. That
-was where she saw that Thomas had made his mistake. He had placed too
-much dependence upon that great ham. He carved that ham with all the
-solemnity that should accompany such a rite, not knowing that he was
-slicing away all his chances of commending himself to Fanny.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII
-
-|IT was an interesting experience for Miss Burney, the writer of novels
-and the writer of letters. She had never sat down with such a company.
-They all had their table peculiarities. One uncle took ale for his
-tea, and drained a tankard before eating anything. The other claimed a
-particular cup on account of its capacity, and he held it to his mouth
-with one hand, while he passed a second down the table to Miss Burney,
-only spilling a spoonful or two in effecting the transit. One of the
-aunts refused to eat anything except cake, explaining, in order to
-relieve the anxiety of the company, the details of an acute attack of
-spleen from which she had recently suffered. The spleen and its humours
-formed the subject of a fitful conversation at her end of the table.
-
-But it was plain that everyone understood that the company had not come
-to the table for conversation, but for food. They did not converse,
-but that was not the same as saying the room was silent. There was a
-constant clanging of cups, a constant clatter of platters, a loud and
-insistent demand on the part of Thomas, the elder, and Thomas, the
-younger, for their guests to say what they would like to eat. This was
-followed by the handing of plates up and down the table, the sound of
-steel knives being sharpened, and the jingle of spoons in saucers. The
-Alderman, who was, of course, an authority on the etiquette of banquets,
-was formulating an elaborate explanation of the mistake that had been
-made in the service of the cold sirloin in advance of the venison pasty;
-and all the time his neighbour was striking the haft of his knife upon
-the table with a request for someone to pass him the pickles.
-
-All the ceremonial veneer had plainly left the company the moment they
-seated themselves, and they addressed themselves to the business of
-feeding. They had healthy appetites--even the lady who had had a recent
-attack of the spleen. She would eat nothing but cake, but she did eat
-cake with confidence. There was no sort of cake that she did not try,
-and her cup was kept in constant circulation from the tea-maker to
-herself--four times she had it refilled, Fanny could not help noticing,
-and she wondered what effect such a diet would have upon her capricious
-spleen. Fanny had an inward hint or two that she had observed quite
-enough of the party to serve her purpose, and she began to count the
-moments until she might be able to steal away without offending the
-susceptibilities of her over-hospitable host and hostess. She hoped that
-her stepmother would listen to her plea of weariness and take her back
-to St. Martin's Street--to the music of St. Martin's Street--to the
-quiet of St. Martin's Street.
-
-The most solid hour of her life had, however, to elapse before her
-fellow-guests pushed their plates (empty) away from them, and Mrs.
-Barlowe said:
-
-"I am afraid you have made a poor tea, Miss Burney; but if you cannot be
-persuaded to have a slice of ham--my son's ham, I call it, for 'tis he
-who picks it out of the curer's stock whenever we have a party--if you
-still refuse it, we might go to the drawing-room."
-
-Fanny was on her feet in an instant. But not sooner than Alderman
-Kensit. That gentleman, rapping with the haft of his knife on the table,
-stood with a sheaf of notes in his hand and clearing his throat with
-great deliberation, started upon a speech in eulogy of Mr. Barlowe's
-merits as a host and as a merchant, and droned away for a good
-half-hour in praise of the virtue of hospitality, his text being on
-the possibility of entertaining angels unawares. Of course, it was only
-natural that, having got upon this track and with the word "angels"
-in his mind, he should go on to say that it was quite possible for a
-hospitably-inclined person to entertain an angel and be fully cognizant
-of the fact, and so forth: in a speech of well-worn platitudes such a
-suggestion seemed inevitable; and all eyes were directed to poor
-Fanny when it seemed impending. It was a great disappointment to
-everybody--except Fanny and her stepmother--when the orator skipped the
-expected phrases, and went on to describe a business visit which he had
-once made to Spain, apropos of nothing in particular. His account of
-this feat was familiar to all his relations, but they listened to him
-without a murmur, only wondering when he would come to the angel and
-Miss Burney.
-
-He never came to the angel and Miss Burney, for it so happened that he
-had turned over two pages of his notes when he should have only turned
-over one. The omitted platitude was on the first, and he failed to
-notice the absence of a platitudinal sequence in the heads of his
-discourse which he had jotted down during the day.
-
-When he had seated himself, Mr. Barlowe, the elder, got upon his feet,
-but he had no notes, and not being a member of the Common Council, he
-was not a past-master of commonplaces. He was only dull for about five
-minutes instead of half an hour. He had risen with a view to repair his
-relative's omission of that obvious point about entertaining an angel by
-appointment in the shape of Miss Burney, but he lost himself before he
-managed to deliver it; it swam out of his ken with several other points
-the moment he got upon his legs.
-
-Fully recognizing how narrow was the escape she had had, Fanny was
-resolved not to run any further chances. She was looking imploringly
-toward Mrs. Burney, trying to catch that lady's eye, but without
-success, and she was about to walk round the table to her side and to
-beg her to come away, when Mrs. Barlowe moved up to her.
-
-"Miss Burney," she said, "I am afraid you did not get anything you liked
-at the table: I saw that you scarce ate more than a morsel of cake."
-
-"I assure you, madam, I had enough," said Fanny. "Your cake was so tasty
-I had no mind to go away from it in search of other delicacies."
-
-"I am glad you liked it. I made it with my own hands," said the hostess.
-"That cake was ever a favourite with Mr. Barlowe and my son. It pleases
-me to know that you and my son have tastes in common. He is a good son,
-is Thomas, though I say it that shouldn't; and he is making his way to
-the front by treading in his father's footsteps. Mr. Barlowe is not a
-Common Councilman, but his father, Thomas's grandfather, was for a year
-Deputy-Master of the Wyre Drawers' Company--his certificate still hangs
-on the wall of the drawing-room. You must see it. Thomas, you will show
-Miss Burney your grandfather's certificate as Deputy-Master."
-
-"I should like very much to see it," said Fanny quickly, "but I fear
-that mamma will wish me to accompany her home at once. My sisters are
-alone to-night and they will feel lonely: we promised to return early."
-
-"I will get Mrs. Burney's permission for you--so good an opportunity
-should not be thrown away," said Mrs. Barlowe, giving the latter part of
-her sentence an unmistakable inflection as she looked toward her son and
-smiled.
-
-She had gone round the table before Fanny could think of another excuse
-for evading the visit to the drawing-room in the company of Mr. Barlowe,
-the younger.
-
-And Mr. Barlowe, the younger, was still by her side.
-
-"Doesn't Uncle Kensit make a fine speech?" he inquired. "He is always
-ready. I have heard it said that he speaks longer than any Alderman in
-the Council."
-
-"I can quite believe it," replied Fanny.
-
-"Tis a wonderful gift," said he--"to be always ready to say what one is
-expected to say. Though I did think that when he referred to the angels
-he meant to--to--go farther--I mean nearer-nearer home."
-
-Thomas might himself have gone farther had his mother not returned at
-that moment from her diplomatic errand.
-
-"I have prevailed upon Mrs. Burney to let you stay to see the
-certificate," said she. "Thomas, you will conduct Miss Burney to the
-drawing-room."
-
-"I am sure that mamma would wish to see the certificate also," said
-Fanny. "I will ask her."
-
-"There is no need, Miss Burney: we shall all join you later," said Mrs.
-Barlowe.
-
-Poor Fanny saw that there was no use trying to evade the attentions of
-Thomas, and as she walked toward the folding doors by his side she was
-conscious of a silence in the room and of all eyes being turned upon
-her--smiles--such knowing smiles--and a smirk from the young lady. Fanny
-was aware of all, and what she was too short-sighted to see she was able
-to imagine. She was burning at the thought of all those people gazing at
-her in silence. It was the most trying moment of her life.
-
-She passed through the door which Thomas opened for her and closed
-behind her.
-
-"I am glad to have this opportunity, Miss Burney," said he, when they
-were alone in the big half-lighted room.
-
-"You must hold your grandfather's certificate in high esteem, sir," said
-she. "I suppose so high a place as he reached is but rarely attained
-by mortals. You will have to guide me to the document: I have very poor
-eyesight, as you must have noticed."
-
-"It is a great drawback," said he. "But we will not talk about
-grandfather's certificate just yet, if you please: I have something to
-say to you that will, I hope, interest you even more than that."
-
-"You surprise me, sir," said Fanny icily.
-
-"Nay, I hope that you know me well enough not to be surprised by all
-that I have to reveal to you now that the opportunity has been given to
-me. Have you no inkling of what I am about to say, Miss Burney?"
-
-"Not the least, sir. I expected only to see that relic of your
-grandfather's honourable career."
-
-"What, after meeting Uncle Kensit and Aunt Jelicoe, you do not feel
-interested in their families?" said he, in a tone of genuine surprise.
-
-Fanny looked at him before she spoke, and there certainly was more than
-a note of casual interest in her voice as she said:
-
-"Their families? Oh, I should like above all things to hear about their
-families."
-
-"I knew that you would," said he, apparently much relieved. (She
-wondered if the relief that she felt was as apparent as his.) "Yes,
-I felt certain that you would welcome this opportunity of learning
-something about the Kensits and the Jelicoes. They are remarkable
-people, as you cannot have failed to perceive."
-
-He made a pause---a pause that somehow had an interrogative tendency.
-She felt that he meant it to be filled up by her.
-
-"They are remarkable people--very remarkable," said she.
-
-"We are very fortunate in all our relations, Miss Burney," said he with
-great solemnity. "But, of course, Uncle Kensit stands high above them
-all in force of character. A great man indeed is Alderman Kensit--a
-member of the Haberdashers' and Grocers' Companies as well as the City
-Council, and yet quite ready to meet ordinary persons as fellow-men. He
-had heard the name of your friend, Sir Joshua Reynolds, though not the
-name of Dr. Burney, and he was kind enough to say that he would have no
-objection in the world to meet either of these gentlemen. That shows you
-what sort of man he is--his fine, simple nature. 'If Dr. Burney or Sir
-Joshua Reynolds were duly presented to me, I should feel it my duty to
-be civil to him '--those were his exact words."
-
-Once more there was an interrogative pause.
-
-"Perhaps they may be fortunate enough to meet him some day," was all
-Fanny could trust herself to say.
-
-"I would not say so much to them--he is very busy just now," said Thomas
-hastily. "It would have to be arranged with care and thought--I would
-not like them to be disappointed. But if it would please you, I daresay
-a meeting could be brought about; meantime, I would not raise up any
-false hopes on the matter, if I were you."
-
-"You may depend on my preserving the strictest secrecy, Mr. Barlowe,"
-said Fanny. "I should think that I might even discipline myself to
-forget that such a person as Alderman Kensit existed."
-
-"That would perhaps be the safest course to pursue," said he
-thoughtfully, and with an air of prudence that made him for the moment
-the subject of a description after Fanny's own heart. She felt that
-she could fool this young man as easily as her brother had fooled him.
-Surely he was made to be fooled, with his solemn airs and his incapacity
-to distinguish what is worthy from what is pompous.
-
-"Yes," she continued, "Dr. Burney has had it intimated to him since the
-publication of his 'History' that the King was desirous of talking to
-him at Windsor, and I know that Sir Joshua is being visited daily by
-the Duchess of Devonshire and the Duchess of Ancaster, and it would be
-a great pity if my father were forced to write excusing himself to His
-Majesty on account of having to meet Alderman--Alderman--I protest that
-I have already forgotten the gentleman's name--nay, do not tell it to
-me; I might be tempted to boast of having met him, and if I did so in
-Sir Joshua's presence, his beautiful Duchesses would be forlorn when
-they found that he had hurried away on the chance of meeting the
-Alderman. And now, sir, I think that I shall return to Mrs. Burney."
-
-"But I have not told you half of what I can tell about our family," he
-cried. "I have said nothing about my aunts--I have four aunts and eleven
-cousins. You would surely like to hear of my cousins. They do not
-all live in London. I have three as far away as Lewes; their name is
-Johnson. My mother's youngest sister married a Johnson, as you may have
-heard. I believe that some objection was raised to the match at first,
-but it turned out quite satisfactory."
-
-"It is pleasant to know that; and so, sir, as we have come to this
-point, don't you think that we had better adjourn our conference?" said
-Fanny. "It would be doing the Johnson family a grave injustice were you
-to attempt to describe their virtues within the time that is left to
-us, and that would be the greatest catastrophe of all. Besides, I came
-hither all unprepared for these revelations. If you had hinted at
-what was in store for me I would, of course, have disciplined
-myself--forewarned is forearmed, you know."
-
-Miss Burney had received many a lesson from Mr. Garrick, from the days
-when he had come to entertain her in the nursery, in the art of fooling,
-and she was now quite capable of holding her own when she found herself
-in the presence of so foolable a person as this egregious young man. But
-the game was apt to become wearisome at the close of an evening when
-she had suffered much, and when the subject of her raillery had shown
-himself to be incapable even of suspecting her of practising on him.
-
-"But there is Aunt Jelicoe; I should like to tell you something of Aunt
-Jelicoe," pleaded Thomas. "Without any of the advantages of her parents,
-Aunt Jelicoe--and--oh, I have something more to say to you--not about
-them--about ourselves--you and me--I was nearly forgetting--you will
-stay----"
-
-"One cannot remember everything, Mr. Barlowe," said Fanny, with her
-hand on the knob of the door. "You have done very well, I think, in
-remembering so much as you have told me. As for ourselves--you have
-quite convinced me of my own insignificance--and yours also, sir. You
-would be doing us a grave injustice were you to speak of us so soon
-after your estimable relations."
-
-"Perhaps you are right," said he, after a few moments of frowning
-thought. "Yes. I see now that it might have been wiser if I had begun
-with ourselves and then----"
-
-Fanny had turned the handle. She re-entered the dining-room, and the
-moment that she appeared silence fell upon the company, and once again
-she was conscious of many eyes gazing at her and of horrid smiles and a
-smirk. That was another ordeal for the shy little Miss Burney--it was an
-evening of ordeals.
-
-She walked straight across the room to her stepmother.
-
-"I am ready to go away now," she said. "We have never stayed at any
-house so long when we only came for tea. I am tired to death."
-
-She took care, of course, that Mrs. Burney only should hear her; and
-Mrs. Burney, being well aware that Fanny was not one to complain unless
-with ample cause, charitably interposed between her and Mrs. Barlowe,
-whom she saw bearing down upon her from the other side of the room.
-
-"Fanny and I will say our good-night to you now, my dear Martha," she
-said. "You have treated us far too kindly. That must be our excuse for
-staying so long. When people drop in to tea they do not, as a rule, stop
-longer than an hour, as you know. But you overwhelmed us."
-
-"I was hoping--" began Mrs. Barlowe, trying to get on to Fanny, but by
-the adroitness of Mrs. Burney, not succeeding. "I was hoping--you know
-what I was hoping--we were all hoping--expecting--they were in the
-drawing-room long enough."
-
-Mrs. Burney gave her a confidential look, which she seemed to interpret
-easily enough. She replied by a confidential nod--the nod of one who
-understands a signal.
-
-"Mum it shall be, then," she whispered. "Not a word will come from me,
-simply good-night; but we could all have wished--never mind, Thomas will
-tell us all."
-
-Mrs. Burney allowed her to pass on to Fanny, having obtained her promise
-not to bother the girl--that was how Mrs. Burney framed the promise in
-her own mind--and Mrs. Barlowe kept faith with her, and even persuaded
-Alderman Kensit, who was approaching them slowly with a sheaf of notes
-in his hand, to defer their delivery in the form of a speech until the
-young woman had gone.
-
-And thus the visitors from St. Martin's Street were able to escape going
-through the formality of taking leave of all the party. They shook hands
-only with their host and hostess and their son, curtseying very politely
-to the company of relations.
-
-"They are warm-hearted people, but their weakness for ceremony and the
-like is foolish enough," said Mrs. Burney to Fanny, when they were safe
-within the hackney carriage.
-
-Fanny laughed.
-
-"Oh, indeed, there is no harm in any of them," she said. "They may be
-a little foolish in thinking that the Poultry is St. James's Palace or
-Buckingham House. The only one among them who is an arrant fool is the
-son. You saw how his mother made it up that he should lead me into the
-other room?"
-
-"It was maladroitly done indeed. What had he to say to you when he got
-you there, I wonder?"
-
-"He had nothing to say to me except that his uncles were second in all
-the virtues and all the talents to no man in town, and that his aunts
-and cousins--but he did not get so far in his praise of his aunts and
-cousins; I fled. Oh, did you see him cut slices off the ham?"
-
-Fanny laughed quite pleasantly, with a consciousness of having at
-her command the material on which to found a scene that would set her
-sisters shrieking.
-
-"Oh, if Mr. Garrick had but seen him carve that ham!" she cried.
-
-"I wish that Mr. Garrick would give all his attention to his own affairs
-and leave us to manage ours in our own way," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-"What? Why, what had Mr. Garrick to do with our visit to----"
-
-"'Twas Mr. Garrick who continued his fooling of Mr. Kendal, sending him
-all over the town trying to make matches. He believes that he is under
-a debt of gratitude to Mr. Garrick and your father for the happiness he
-enjoys with his bride."
-
-"And he suggested that a match might be made between someone in St.
-Martins Street and someone in the Poultry? But how does Mr. Kendal come
-to be acquainted with the Barlowes?"
-
-"His wife was a Johnson before she married her first husband, and the
-Johnsons are closely connected with the Barlowes."
-
-"Young Mr. Barlowe was just coming to the family history of the Johnsons
-when I interrupted him."
-
-"Was he coming to any other matter that concerned you more closely,
-think you?"
-
-Fanny laughed again, only much longer this time than before. She had to
-wipe her eyes before she could answer.
-
-"Dear mamma," she said, "you would laugh as heartily if you had seen him
-when he suddenly recollected that in his eagerness to make me acquainted
-with the glories of the Kensits and the abilities of the Johnsons, he
-had neglected the object of his excursion to that room with my poor
-self, until it was too late."
-
-"I doubt it," said Mrs. Burney. "I do not laugh at incidents of that
-sort. I lose patience when I hear of a young man neglecting his chances
-when they are offered to him. But had he ever a chance with you, Fanny?"
-
-"Not the remotest, dear mamma. If he had remembered to speak in time,
-and if he had spoken with all the eloquence of his admirable uncle, the
-Alderman, he would not have succeeded. If Thomas Barlowe were the last
-man in the world I should e'en die an old maid."
-
-"That is a foolish thing for you to say. You may die an old maid for
-that. But indeed when I saw young Mr. Barlowe in his home, I perceived
-that he was not for you. I could not see you a member of that family,
-worthy though they may be."
-
-"I think if a girl loves a young man with all her heart she will agree
-to marry him, however worthy may be his family," said Fanny. "But I am
-not that girl, and young Mr. Barlowe is not that man."
-
-"I daresay that is how you feel," said the elder lady. "But you must not
-forget, Fanny, that you are no longer a girl; it is quite time that you
-had a house of your own."
-
-"That is true, dear mamma, but for the present I am happy in living in
-your house, and I ask for nothing better than to be allowed to stay in
-your service."
-
-"That is all very well, but----"
-
-"Ah, do not introduce that 'but'--life would be thoroughly happy if it
-were not for its 'buts.' Here we are in Leicester Fields. I feel as if
-I should like a roast apple for supper, to put a pleasant taste in my
-mouth at the close of the longest day I can remember."
-
-They entered the parlour on the ground floor, and found Lottie and
-Susy roasting apples on the hearth, while Dr. Burney sat in his chair
-reading.
-
-"I did not expect you back so soon," said Mrs. Burney to her husband.
-
-"I did not mean to return for another hour," said he, "but Sir Joshua
-left early and brought me with him in his coach. He cut his evening
-short in order to get back to a book which he affirms is the best he has
-read since Fielding."
-
-"It would have to be a good book to take the attention of Sir Joshua,"
-said Mrs. Burney. "Did you hear what was its name?"
-
-"It is called 'Evelina,' I believe," replied Dr. Burney.
-
-"A novel, of course. I remember hearing the name some time ago," said
-his wife. "'Evelina'; yes, it has a familiar sound. I cannot recollect
-at this moment who it was that mentioned it to me. I believe I told you
-of it at the time, Fanny."
-
-"I do not remember your telling me that anyone had mentioned it to you;
-but I am nearly sure that that was the name of the novel advertised in
-the _Chronicle_--you read out all about it after breakfast one morning,"
-said Fanny.
-
-"You are quite right--that was how I got the name in my mind. Now you
-can have your roasted apple, child. But if you are hungry you have only
-yourself to thank for it. Don't bend so over the fire, Susy; your face
-is frightfully fed--so, for that matter, is Lottie's. No, thanks, you
-need not roast one for me."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV
-
-|SOME weeks had passed since Cousin Edward had brought his exhilarating
-news that the book was being asked for at the libraries, and during this
-interval, Fanny had heard nothing of its progress. She had applied in
-the name of Mr. Grafton for a copy to be addressed to the Orange Coffee
-House, but Mr. Lowndes had paid no attention to her request, Edward
-found out on going to the Coffee House, so it seemed plain to Fanny that
-the book was not making the stir in the world that her cousin's report
-from the libraries had attributed to it. But here was a distinct proof
-that it had at last reached their own circle, and somehow Fanny and her
-sisters felt that this meant fame. Somehow they had come to think of
-the readers of the book as being very remote from them--people whom they
-were never likely to meet; they had never thought of the possibility of
-its being named under their own roof by anyone not in the secret of its
-authorship. But now the strange thing had come to pass: it was not
-only named by their father, but named with the most extraordinary
-recommendation that it could receive!
-
-What! Sir Joshua was not only reading it, but he had curtailed his stay
-at the club in order to get home to continue it! Sir Joshua had actually
-been content to forsake the society of his brilliant friends, every one
-of them more or less notable in the world, in order that he might read
-the story which Fanny Burney had written all out of her own head!
-
-The idea was simply astounding to the girls and to Fanny herself as
-well. It meant fame, they were assured, and they were right. It took
-such a hold upon Susy and Lottie as prevented them from giving any
-attention to Fanny's amusing account of the evening at the Barlowes';
-and the fun she made--modelled on Mr. Garrick's best nursery style--of
-the Alderman and Mrs. Alderman, with the speeches of the one and the
-St. Giles's curtsies of the other, went for quite as little as did her
-imitation of the bobbing of the crown feathers of the aunts and the
-rustling of their dresses, the material of which was too expensive to
-be manageable: the thick silk was, Fanny said, like a valuable horse,
-impatient of control. She showed how it stood round them in massive
-folds when they curtsied, refusing to respond to the many kicks they
-dealt it to keep it in its place.
-
-From the recalcitrant silks--with illustrations--Fanny had gone to the
-slicing of the ham, the hacking at the great sirloin, the clatter of the
-teacups, and the never-ending passing of plates and pickles, of mustard
-and pepper and salt--the things were moving round the table as the
-planets were shown circling round the sun in the clever invention called
-the Orrery, after one of the titles of the Earl of Cork--only the noise
-made by the perpetual handing on of the things did not suggest the music
-of the spheres, Fanny said.
-
-Her descriptions, bright though they were and full of apt metaphors,
-went for nothing. Her sisters were too full of that wonderful thing
-which had happened--the great Sir Joshua Reynolds, President of the
-Royal Academy, the painter of all the most beautiful duchesses that
-were in the world, to say nothing of beautiful ladies of less exalted
-rank--this great man, who was so busy conferring immortality upon
-duchesses that he was compelled to keep in his painting-room on Sundays
-as well as every other day, and who had never been known to suspend
-his work except upon the occasion of the death of his dear friend Dr.
-Goldsmith--this man was actually at that very moment sitting in his
-arm-chair eagerly reading the words which their sister Fanny had
-written!
-
-The thought was too wonderful for them. The effect that it had on them
-was to make them feel that they had two sisters in Fanny, the one a
-pleasant, homely, hem-stitching girl, who could dance the Nancy Dawson
-jig for them and take off all the people whom she met and thought worth
-taking off; the other a grave authoress, capable of writing books that
-great men forsook the society of other great men to read!
-
-They looked on her now with something of awe in their eyes, and it was
-this lens of awe which, while magnifying her work as a writer where it
-came into their focus, made them fail to appreciate her fun, for they
-saw it, as it were, through the edges of the lens and not through the
-centre.
-
-She quickly perceived the lack of sympathy of her audience.
-
-"What is the matter with you both to-night?" she cried--they were now
-upstairs in her room, and she knew that at the same moment Mrs. Burney
-was giving her husband an account of the party. "What is the matter
-with you both? Has anything happened when I was away to put you out? Why
-don't you laugh as usual? I am sure I never told you anything half so
-funny as this, and I was thinking all the way coming home that it would
-make you roar, and now you sit gravely looking at me and not taking in
-half I say. Pray, what is the matter?"
-
-"Nothing is the matter, dear," said Lottie. "Nothing--only I can't help
-thinking that Sir Joshua is at this moment sitting eagerly reading the
-book that you wrote--you, sister Fanny, that no one who comes to us
-notices particularly. I can hardly bring myself to believe that there is
-only one Fanny."
-
-Fanny looked at her strangely for some moments, and then said:
-
-"I do not blame you, dear; for I am myself of the same way of thinking:
-I cannot realize what the padre told us. I cannot think of myself as the
-Fanny Burney whose book is keeping Sir Joshua out of his bed. That is
-why I kept on harping like a fool on the single string of that odious
-party. I feel that I must keep on talking, lest my poor brain should
-give way when I sit down to think if I am really Fanny Burney, who was
-ever happiest sitting unnoticed in a corner when people came to this
-house, or laughing with you all up here. I cannot think how it would
-be possible for me to write a book that could be read by such as Sir
-Joshua."
-
-"Better think nothing more about it," said Susy, who fancied she saw
-a strange look in Fanny's eyes. "What's the good of brooding over the
-matter? There's nothing strange about Sir Joshua's reading the book:
-I read it and I told you that it was so lovely everybody would want to
-read it. Besides, Sir Joshua may only have mentioned it for want of a
-better excuse to leave the club early; so you may not be so famous after
-all, Fanny."
-
-Susy's well-meant attempt to restore her threatened equilibrium was
-too much for Fanny. But there was a considerable interval before her
-laughter came. She put an arm about Susy, saying:
-
-"You have spoken the truth, my dear sister. I have no right to give
-myself airs until we find out exactly how we stand. But if Fanny Burney,
-the dunce, should find out to-morrow that Sir Joshua has not really
-been kept out of his bed in order to read 'Evelina' by Fanny Burney, the
-writer, the first Fanny will feel dreadfully mortified."
-
-"One thing I can promise you," said Susy, "and this is that Susannah
-Burney will not be kept out of her bed any longer talking to Fanny
-Burney about Fanny Burney's novel, whether Fanny Burney be mortified
-or not. We shall know all about the matter when we go to the Reynolds's
-to-morrow. In the meantime, I hope to have some hours of sleep, though
-I daresay that Fanny Burney will lie awake as a proper authoress should
-do, thinking over the exciting party in the Poultry and wondering how
-she will work in a description of it in her next novel. Good-night, and
-pleasant dreams! Come along, Lottie."
-
-And Fanny Burney did just what her sister had predicted she would do.
-She recalled some of the incidents of the tea-party in the Poultry,
-having before her, not as she had in the hackney coach, the possibility
-of describing them in a letter to Mr. Crisp, but of introducing them
-into a new book.
-
-Before she slept she had made up her mind to begin a new book; for she
-now found it comparatively easy to believe that Sir Joshua was reading
-"Evelina" with great interest. At any rate, she would hear the next day
-when she should go to the Reynolds's, whether Sir Joshua had read it,
-or whether he had only made it an excuse for getting home early in the
-night, so that he might arise early and refreshed to resume his painting
-of the duchesses.
-
-But the next evening, when, with her sisters and their stepmother she
-tripped along the hundred yards or so of Leicester Fields that lay
-between their house and that of Sir Joshua Reynolds, all thoughts of
-the book which she had written and of the book which she meant to write,
-vanished the moment that she was close enough to Sir Joshua's to hear,
-with any measure of clearness, the nature of the singing, the sound of
-which fell gently upon her ears.
-
-"H'sh!" said Mrs. Burney, stopping a few feet from the door. "H'sh! some
-one is singing. I did not know that it was to be a musical party."
-
-"It is Signor Rauzzini," said Lottie. "I would know his voice anywhere.
-We are lucky. There is no one who can sing like Signor Rauzzini."
-
-"We should have come earlier," said Mrs. Burney. "But when Miss Reynolds
-asked us she did not say a word about Rauzzini. And now we cannot ring
-the bell, lest we should interrupt his song."
-
-She stood there with the three girls, under the lighted windows of the
-house, listening to the silvery notes of the young Roman that floated
-over their heads, as if an angel were hovering there, filling their
-ears with celestial music. (The simile was Susy's.) The music sounded
-celestial to the ears of at least another of the group besides Susy; and
-that one thought:
-
-"How can anyone trouble oneself with such insignificant matters as the
-writing of books or the reading of books, when such a voice as that is
-within hearing?"
-
-And then, all at once, she was conscious of the merging of the two
-Fanny Burneys into one, and of the existence of a new Fanny Burney
-altogether--the Fanny Burney who was beloved by the celestial singer,
-and this was certainly the most wonderful of the three.
-
-The thought thrilled her, and she knew that with it the truth of life
-had come to her: there was nothing worth anything in the world save only
-loving and being loved.
-
-And this truth remained with her when the song had come to an end,
-soaring to a high note and dwelling on it for an enraptured space and
-then dying away, so gradually that a listener scarcely knew when it had
-ceased.
-
-Fanny's imagination enabled her to hear, at the close, the drawing-in of
-the breath of the people in the room where the song had been sung: she
-knew that up to this point they had been listening breathlessly to
-every note. She could hear the same soft inspiration--it sounded like
-a sigh--by her sisters and their stepmother. A dozen wayfarers through
-Leicester Fields had been attracted to-the house by the sound of the
-singing, and now stood timidly about the doorway. They also had been
-breathless. One woman murmured "Beautiful!" Fanny could understand
-how the word had sprung to her lips, but what could the man mean, who,
-almost at the same moment, said:
-
-"Oh, my God! how could I have been so great a fool?"
-
-She was startled, and glanced at him. He was a young man, shabbily
-dressed, and on his face there were signs of dissipation. He was
-unconscious of her glance for some moments, then with a slight start he
-seemed to recover himself. He took off his hat with a respectful bow,
-and then hurried away. But Fanny saw him turn when he had gone about a
-dozen yards into the roadway, and take off his hat once more, with his
-eyes looking up to the lighted windows of the house. He was saluting the
-singer whom he had not seen, and to Fanny the act, following the words
-which he had unwittingly uttered, was infinitely pathetic.
-
-It appeared that Mrs. Burney herself received the same impression. Fanny
-was surprised to hear her say:
-
-"Poor fellow! he was once a gentleman!"
-
-Then they entered Sir Joshua's house and were shown upstairs to the
-great painting-room, where Sir Joshua and his sister Frances were
-receiving their guests.
-
-It was quite a small party--not more than a score of people altogether,
-and all seemed to be acquainted with one another. Fanny knew several of
-them; one girl, however, she had never seen before, but she knew who
-she was in a moment. She was standing at one end of the room chatting to
-Mrs. Sheridan, and on the wall just above her there hung the picture of
-a girl in oriental costume and wearing a turban. Fanny Burney had often
-looked at it in admiration, and Sir Joshua had encouraged her, affirming
-that it was the best picture he had ever painted and that it would
-remain in his painting-room until the day of his death. She looked at
-it now with renewed interest, for the original was the girl standing
-beneath it--the beautiful Miss Homeck whom Oliver Goldsmith had called
-the Jessamy Bride. Several years had passed since Sir Joshua had painted
-that portrait, from which Miss Burney had recognized the original; and
-fifty years later another lady recognized the same face, still beautiful
-in old age, from having seen merely a print of the same picture.
-
-When Fanny turned her eyes from the portrait it was to admire the
-features of Mrs. Sheridan. Mrs. Sheridan was gazing somewhat pensively
-at the picture of St. Cecilia which was hanging a little way from that
-of Miss Horneck, and Fanny was near enough to her to perceive how her
-expression grew into that of the face in the picture. At first sight, it
-did not appear to Fanny that the two faces were the same, and it seemed
-as if Mrs. Sheridan perceived this, and determined to vindicate Sir
-Joshua's skill by assuming the pose of the picture. But Miss Burney knew
-that the beautiful lady had done it unconsciously--that it was simply
-because she was recalling the days when she had sat for the painter, and
-had obeyed his injunction to lose herself among the simple chords of the
-aria that was sacred to her since her sister died with the strain upon
-her lips--"I know that my Redeemer liveth."
-
-Fanny gazed at the exquisite face, illuminated with what seemed to her
-to be a divine light, and for the first time she knew something of what
-it was to be a great painter. After "St. Cecilia" the other portraits on
-the walls seemed paltry. There was no divine light in the faces of the
-duchesses. There was life in them; they breathed and smiled and posed
-and looked gracious, but looking at them one remained on earth and among
-mortals. But St. Cecilia carried one into the glorious company of the
-immortals. "She drew an angel down," was the line that flashed through
-Miss Burney's mind at that moment. An angel? A whole celestial company.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV
-
-|YOU are looking at her--I, too, have been looking at her; she is
-divine," came a voice beside her. She did not need to turn to see the
-speaker. She had been longing for the sound of his voice for many days.
-She had not even a chance of hearing him sing before this evening.
-
-"She is St. Cecilia herself," said she. "You have seen Sir Joshua's
-picture?"
-
-"My countryman, Piozzi, pointed it out to me," he replied. "I was
-enraptured with the picture. But when the living St. Cecilia entered the
-room and I heard her story, I felt ready to throw myself at her feet and
-implore her as the guardian of poor singers to take me to her care. Her
-face has on it the bloom of a flower dropped fresh from the garden of
-God--angelic beyond the voice of man to describe."
-
-He spoke, as usual, in French to Fanny, but he had greeted Mrs. Burney
-in English, and he tried to translate his last phrase to her into the
-same language. He failed after the first word or two, and begged Miss
-Burney to complete his task for him. She did so, and her stepmother
-smiled and nodded in appreciation of his comment.
-
-"She is indeed a beautiful creature," said Mrs. Burney. "I heard her
-sing more than once at Bath. People went mad about her beauty and her
-singing, and truly I never heard any singing that so affected me. It was
-said that she hated to let her voice be heard in public. Her father,
-Mr. Linley, made her sing: she was a gold mine to Mr. Linley and he knew
-it."
-
-Signor Rauzzini had listened attentively and picked up all that she had
-said without the aid of a word from Fanny.
-
-"But now she will never be heard again no more," said he in English.
-"And she is right in making such a resolution, and her husband is a
-noble man to agree with her in this," he continued, but in French to
-Fanny. "Picture that lovely creature placing herself on the level of
-such a one as the Agujari! sordid--vulgar--worldly! quarrelling daily
-with the _impresario_ on some miserable question of precedence---holding
-out for the largest salary--turning a gift which should be divine into
-gold! Oh; she was right."
-
-"Signor Rauzzini no doubt thinks it a pity that such a voice should
-cease to give pleasure to the thousands it enchanted," said Mrs. Burney,
-not being able to follow him in French.
-
-"Oh, no, no; just the opposite," cried Fanny. "He says he admires her
-the more for her resolution."
-
-"I am so glad. Pray tell him that I agree with him," said Mrs. Burney.
-"A good woman will avoid publicity. Her home should be sufficient for
-her."
-
-Fanny did not need to translate the words, he grasped their meaning at
-once.
-
-"I agree with all of my heart, madame," he cried. "I would not wish my
-mother or my sister to have their names spoken with freedom by
-everyone who paid a coin to hear them sing. I should think it--_come
-si chiamo?_--Ah! forgive my poor English." He went off into French once
-more--"Pray tell madame that I think it would be odious to hear the name
-of my mother or my sister tossed from man to man as they toss the name
-of a woman who comes before the public. I think the woman who would hide
-herself from all eyes as a violet hides itself under a leaf is the true
-woman. The shy, timid, retiring one--I know her--I esteem her. I could
-love no other. I have a deep respect for the woman of the Orient who
-would die sooner than let her face be seen by a man."
-
-"What does he say--I like his eagerness?" asked Mrs. Burney.
-
-Fanny translated some of his phrases, and Mrs. Burney nodded and smiled
-her approval.
-
-"The bloom on the wing of a butterfly is a very tender thing," resumed
-the Roman; "the breath of a man is sufficient to remove it--a single
-breath--and when the bloom has gone the charm of the beautiful creature
-has gone also."
-
-"I am not sure that I like the comparison to the butterfly," said Fanny,
-smiling. "The butterfly is the emblem of all that is fickle--all that
-is idle except for its yielding to its fickleness. It is beautiful, but
-nothing else."
-
-He laughed.
-
-"I am rebuked," he said. "But with us the butterfly is the symbol of the
-life--of the soul. Assume that and you will, I think, see that I meant
-not to hint at the beauty of the frivolity, but at the beauty of the
-soul. I feel that a woman's life has on it the bloom of a butterfly's
-wing, and if that is once breathed on, its beauty is gone for ever--the
-woman's life is never again what it was--what it was meant to be. But
-if you wish, I will not go beyond the violet as my emblem of the best
-woman--my woman."
-
-"I thank heaven that I have no voice," said Fanny gently, after a
-pause. Young Mr. North-cote, Sir Joshua's pupil, had approached Mrs.
-Burney--his eye was on Susy--in order to tell her that tea was being
-served in the drawing-room.
-
-Mrs. Burney thanked him and took the arm that he offered.
-
-"We shall all go in together," said Mrs. Burney, with a sign to Fanny.
-
-But Rauzzini contrived to evade her eye by renewing his admiration of
-the "St. Cecilia."
-
-"If I could but reproduce in song the effect that flows from her face I
-should be the greatest singer in the world," said he.
-
-"You need not envy her," said Fanny. "Do you remember Mr. Handel's
-setting of 'Alexander's Feast '?"
-
-"Only an aria or two."
-
-"One of the lines came into my mind just now when I looked at that
-picture. 'She drew an angel down.'"
-
-"And it was very apt. She would draw an angel down."
-
-"Yes; but the poet has another line before that one--it refers to a
-singer--'He raised a mortal to the skies.' That was the line which came
-to my mind when I heard you sing. You raise mortals to the skies. Your
-power is equal to that of St. Cecilia."
-
-"Nay, nay; that is what you have done. I have been uplifted to the
-highest heaven by you. When you are near me I cannot see anything of the
-world. Why have we not met more frequently? Ah, I forget--I am always
-forgetting that the months you spoke of have not yet run out. But I am
-not impatient, knowing that the prize will come to me in good time.
-I have been away at the Bath and Salisbury and Bristol and I know not
-where, singing, singing, singing, and now I go to Paris and Lyon for a
-few months, but you may be certain that I shall return to England--then
-the separating months shall have passed and you will welcome me--is not
-that so?"
-
-"I think I can promise you--every day seems to make it more certain that
-I shall welcome you."
-
-"My angel--my dream!----"
-
-He said the words--both long-drawn monosyllables in French--in a whisper
-that gave them the full force of passionate expression. He had need to
-whisper, for several people were in the room, and Mr. Boswell was among
-the number, and everyone knew that Mr. Boswell, as a gossip-monger, had
-no equal in town. He was always pimping and prying--nosing out germs
-of scandal--ever ready to make mischief by telling people all the
-nasty things other people had said of them. Mr. Boswell had his eye on
-them--and his ear. In addition, Mrs. Thrale, who had arrived late, had
-no idea of allowing the handsome Roman singer to waste himself with a
-nonentity like Miss Burney, and she was now perilously close to him whom
-she came to rescue.
-
-But the whisper and the expression imparted to it were enough for Fanny
-Burney. He might have talked for hours in his impassioned way without
-achieving the effect of his whispered exclamations.
-
-Then Mrs. Thrale hastened up to his side full of her resolution to
-rescue him from the conversation with the insignificant person whom his
-good nature suffered to engage his attention.
-
-"Why, what is this?" cried the little lady who regarded herself with
-complacency as the soul of tact. "Have you explained to Signor Rauzzini
-that you are the unmusical member of the family, Miss Burney?"
-
-"I believe that he is aware of that fact already, madam," replied Fanny.
-
-"And yet he is in close converse with you? He is the most good-natured
-man in town," said Mrs. Thrale. "Does he hope to interest you when your
-father failed?"
-
-"He has never ceased, to interest me, madam," said Fanny.
-
-"Then he did not talk about music?"
-
-"Oh, yes; I think he said something about music."
-
-"Yes, touching a note here and there, as one might in passing a
-harpsichord. Of course you could not have lived in Dr. Burney's house
-without being able to understand something of music. But we must not
-trespass upon Signor Rauzzin's courtesy, Miss Burney. Everyone is
-talking of him in the drawing-room--he must gratify the company by
-mingling with them."
-
-Then she addressed Rauzzini in French.
-
-"I promised to go in search of you, signor," she said. "Madame Reynolds
-is distracted. I came on my mission famished--I had vowed, as the
-crusaders did, not to taste food or drink until I had succeeded in
-my emprise. May I ask you to have pity on me now and lead me to the
-tea-table?"
-
-He turned to ask Fanny to accompany them, but he found that she had
-slipped quietly away. She was already at the door.
-
-"My duty was to Miss Burney, madame, but she has been frightened away,"
-said he.
-
-"Oh, she is the shy one of the family, I believe," said Mrs. Thrale. "I
-am sure that all the time you were so good-natured as to talk to her
-she was wishing that the floor would open and allow her to sink out of
-sight. She would have thought it much more good-natured on your part
-if you had taken no notice of her. I have scarcely spoken to her half a
-dozen times myself, though I have frequently been to her father's house.
-I cannot rack my brain to discover a congenial topic with such young
-people. Were you successful, do you think?"
-
-He made a gesture with his hands that might mean anything. Mrs. Thrale
-assumed that it meant nothing--that he felt he was not greatly concerned
-whether he had been successful in finding a congenial topic of converse
-with Miss Burney or not.
-
-She laughed.
-
-"Poor girl!" she said. "She may have her dreams like other girls."
-
-"I believe she has--poor girl!" said he. "But I know that in her
-knowledge of music she goes deeper--soars higher than most young ladies
-who have submitted to lessons from a _maestro_--nay, higher than the
-_maestro_ himself."
-
-Mrs. Thrale looked doubtfully at him.
-
-"Is it possible that we are talking of two different people?" said she.
-
-"Ah, that is quite possible," said he.
-
-"I was referring to Miss Burney, the one of the family who does nothing
-except sew--her mother commends her sewing very highly. I fear that you
-actually believed that you were in converse with one of her sisters."
-
-"Madame," said he, "it is my belief that the one who sews in a family is
-far more interesting than the one who sings. But Miss Burney need not,
-in my eyes, be any more than Miss Burney to be interesting, though she
-has taught me more of music than I ever learned before."
-
-"Is't possible? Oh, yes: I should remember that her father told me that
-she was his amanuensis--she made a neat copy of all his notes for the
-'History of Music.' It is no wonder that she knows something about
-it. Such a good daughter! And the father took no trouble about her
-education. She did not know her letters till she was eight or nine, I
-believe--perhaps twelve. I don't believe that I ever exchanged half a
-dozen words with her before this evening; and as for men--you are the
-first man I ever saw taking any notice of her."
-
-His face lit up strangely, Mrs. Thrale thought, at this revelation. He
-gave a laugh.
-
-"So much the better for her--so much the worse for the men," said he.
-"And now, madame, if the tea has not become too strong, and if your
-hunger has not made you too weak to walk to the table, I should esteem
-it an honour to conduct you thither."
-
-Mrs. Thrale smiled her acquiescence, and she entered the drawing-room on
-the arm of the singer. Nothing could have convinced her that he did not
-feel grateful to her for rescuing him from the position in which his
-good nature had placed him--by the side of the most insignificant young
-woman among all Sir Joshua's guests.
-
-She believed that she was increasing his debt of gratitude to her by
-keeping him with her for the next half-hour. Her sense of protecting him
-gave her naturally a sense of patronage, which was quite pleasant for
-her to experience, especially when she glanced round the room and saw
-several ladies of higher rank than she could pretend to, frowning in her
-direction. She knew how Signor Rauzzini was pestered by the attentions
-of such as these, and she could almost hear the well-bred sneers of
-her friends as they glanced at her and wondered if she never meant to
-release the unfortunate young man--she knew just what they would say,
-and she accepted their imaginary words as a real compliment to
-her protective powers. Her smile down the table was one of great
-complacency.
-
-She also noticed that the insignificant Miss Burney was glowing as she
-had never seen her glow before. Her face was rosy and her eyes were
-actually sparkling. Mrs. Thrale had never imagined that such eyes as
-Miss Burney's could sparkle, no matter what their provocation might be.
-
-"Poor girl! Poor child! Her head is turned, as I feared it would be
-when I saw the Rauzzini with her. She is the unhappy victim of his good
-nature."
-
-This was the conclusion come to by the little lady whose ability to
-pronounce an opinion on such a matter was widely acknowledged; and
-coming to such a conclusion, she naturally commended all the more
-heartily the step which she had taken for separating the foolish girl
-and the fascinating young man.
-
-She would have waved aside any suggestion that might be made to her to
-the effect that the increase in Miss Burney's colouring and the light in
-her eyes was due to Miss Burney's overhearing the conversation between
-her mother and Sir Joshua respecting a book which he had stayed up all
-night to read and which he had just finished in time to receive his
-guests.
-
-The name of the book was "Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the
-World," he said, and he was urging Mrs. Burney to follow his example and
-read it without further delay.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI
-
-|FANNY was at her stepmother's elbow while Sir Joshua gave her a full
-account of how he had been induced to send to Lowndes for this wonderful
-book on the recommendation of Mrs. Darner, whose portrait he was
-painting. Mrs. Darner had excused her unpunctuality at one of her
-sittings on the ground that she had become so interested in the fortunes
-of "Evelina" that she could not put the book down.
-
-"Get it for yourself, sir," she had said, "and you will quickly
-acknowledge that my excuse is valid."
-
-"Of course I did not get it then," said Sir Joshua. "I find it
-impossible to keep pace with the useful books that are printed in these
-days, and I have long ago given up novels. But when, the next day, Mrs.
-Darner came to sit to me with a woebegone countenance and the traces of
-tears on her cheeks, so that I could only paint her draping, and that,
-too, had a woeful droop in its folds--for let me tell you, madam, that a
-woman's dress is usually in sympathy with the mood of the wearer--when,
-I say, the lady entered my painting-room in this guise, I ventured to
-inquire if she was serious in her wish that I should depict her in the
-character of Niobe. 'Oh, sir,' she cried, ''tis all due to that horrid
-Branghton--he it is that has brought me to this.' 'The wretch!' said I.
-'Have you no friend who will run him through the vitals? Where is he
-to be found, that I may arrange for his destruction?' 'He is the
-persecutor of my beloved Evelina,' she replied, 'and heaven only knows
-what is to become of the poor girl.'
-
-"Now, madam, when I had thus brought before me the effect that the book
-had produced upon so natural a lady as Mrs. Darner, what was left for
-me but to buy it? And now you see the effect that it has had upon me,"
-continued Sir Joshua, "so you must e'en buy it also."
-
-"Nay, Sir Joshua," said Mrs. Burney, "your case has furnished me with
-the strongest of reasons for not buying it. I would not allow a book
-into my house that would so turn me aside from my ordinary life and my
-daily business. What, sir, would you have me stay out of my comfortable
-bed for hours, in order that I might make myself more uncomfortable
-still by reading of the imaginary woes of a young woman who is nothing
-to me but a shadow?"
-
-"Oh, I promise you that you will find Evelina far from being a shadow,"
-said Sir Joshua. "She is a creature of flesh and blood, with a heart
-that beats so that you find your own heart keeping time with it, whether
-it pulsates slowly or fast. In short, Evelina lives. I have no patience
-with those attenuated figures that dance on the stage of so many of our
-new novel writers; I can see the stuffing of straw when their constant
-gyrating has worked a rip in their seamy side; creatures of rag and
-wire--they never deceive one for a moment--why, their very gyrations are
-not true to life. But Evelina lives. Some of the characters in the book
-are distasteful--some of them are vulgar, but the world is made up of
-distasteful and vulgar people, and a novel should be true to the world
-in which the characters are placed. Oh, that was where the greatness
-of poor Dr. Goldsmith was to be found. He would abate nothing of the
-vulgarity of the vulgar characters in his plays, because he meant them
-to live. The people hissed his vulgar bailiffs in his _Good-Natured
-Man_, and when Colman cut them out he himself restored them when Shuter
-played the piece for his benefit the following year, and everyone saw
-that they were true to life. The vulgarity of Tony Lumpkin and the Three
-Pigeons made Walpole shudder, but there they remain in the best comedy
-of our time, and there they will remain for ever. Oh, yes; the author of
-'Evelina' knows what life is, and so his book will live."
-
-"And who is the author of this surprising book?" asked Mrs. Burney.
-
-"That is a mystery," replied Reynolds. "I sent to Lowndes, the
-bookseller, to inquire, and he pretended that he did not know. He could
-only say that he was a gentleman of note living in Westminster."
-
-"Ah, that is one of the booksellers' tricks to make their wares seem
-more attractive," said she. "They know that a man in a mask awakens
-curiosity."
-
-"That is so; but 'Evelina' stands in need of no advertisement of such a
-nature. It would attract attention even though the name of Mr. Kenrick
-were attached to it. But everyone is dying to find out the name of the
-author; Mrs. Darner believes it to have been written by Horace Walpole,
-but only because 'The Castle of Otranto' was published without his name
-being on the title page."
-
-"Not a very cogent line of argument, it seems to me," said Mrs. Burney.
-"Well, Sir Joshua, I hope you will enjoy a comfortable sleep to-night,
-now that you have the fortunes of that young lady off your mind."
-
-"Oh, my dear madam, I do assure you that my mind is not yet free from
-the effects of reading that book," cried Reynolds. "I am more faithful
-to my friends in some books than to forget all about them when I lay
-them on the shelf. If they live, be assured that I live with them, and
-the thought of them is to me at times as pleasant as the thought of the
-best friends I have met in my daily life. I have laid 'Evelina' on a
-shelf in my memory--not one of the back shelves, but one that is near
-to me, so that I can console myself with her companionship when I am
-lonely."
-
-"I have never heard you praise a book so heartily, sir," said Mrs.
-Burney. "But I will beg of you not to mention it to any of my family,
-for if it has so unhinged you, what would it not do to those poor
-girls?"
-
-He did not catch all she had said, for she spoke in a voice which she
-did not mean to travel to Fanny or Susy, who were chatting to Miss
-Theophila Palmer, Sir Joshua's niece.
-
-"You may depend on my telling them all I find out in regard to the
-author," said he in a tone of assent.
-
-"No, no," she cried, getting nearer to the bell of his trumpet. "No, no;
-I want you to refrain from mentioning the book to them. I discourage all
-novel reading, excepting, of course, the works of Mr. Richardson, and
-perhaps one or two of Fielding, with some of the pages gummed together
-to prevent them from being read."
-
-"Nay, to tempt people to read them," said Reynolds. "What were we saying
-about the attractions of a mask? Well, my word for it, the attractions
-of a book without a name are as nothing compared with the attraction
-of gummed pages. But you will let them read 'Evelina,' and you will,
-moreover, read it yourself--yes, and you will all be the better and not
-the worse for doing so."
-
-Mrs. Burney shook her head.
-
-It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale thought that Miss Burney looked
-flushed at this time, or that there was an unwonted sparkle in her eyes;
-for she had heard nearly every word that Sir Joshua had said, and she
-could scarcely contain herself for delight. For all her primness, she
-was at heart a merry schoolgirl, ready to break into a dance at good
-news, and to shout for joy when things had advanced as she had hoped
-they would. She felt that it was very hard on her that she could not
-throw her hat up to the ceiling of the room, as she had heard of Dr.
-Goldsmith's doing with his wig in the exuberance of his spirits in this
-same room--when Miss Reynolds was in her bed upstairs. It was very hard
-on her to be compelled to restrain her feelings; she was unconscious of
-the sparkle in her eyes, or of the pony flush of her cheeks that Mrs.
-Thrale had noticed and was still noticing.
-
-She had never felt so happy in all her life. A short time before she had
-felt that everything in the world was insignificant in comparison
-with love; but now she realized that there was another joy worthy of
-recognition. She was not wise enough to perceive that the two emotions
-sprang from the same source--that the foundation of love is the impulse
-to create, and that the foundation of an artist's joy in fame is the
-knowledge that what he has created is recognized by the world. She was
-(fortunately) not wise enough to be able to analyse her feelings--to be
-wise enough to analyse one's feelings is to be incapable of feeling. All
-that she was conscious of at that moment was that all worth having in
-the world was hers--the instinct to create, which men call Love, the joy
-of obtaining recognition for the thing created, which men call Fame.
-
-It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale saw that light in her face and in her
-eyes; nor was it strange that the same observant lady should attribute
-that illumination to the touch of the fire of the sacred torch. She
-looked at the handsome face of the Roman youth, with its expression of
-frankness, and at his eyes, full of the generous warmth of the South,
-and once more she glanced at Miss Burney, and saw in her face the
-reflection of the southern sunny glow.
-
-"Poor girl--poor girl!" were the words that sprung to her lips. "Only a
-moment's attention from him--only a word--nay, a glance from those
-eyes would have been enough--and she is at his feet. Poor girl!
-Knowing nothing of the world--incapable of understanding anything of
-life--having no gift to attract attention---"
-
-"Dear Mrs. Thrale, I have come to you for help. You are sure to have
-read this book that everyone is talking about--this 'Evelina'--and you
-can, I am certain, tell us who is the author. Pray let us know if your
-friend Dr. Johnson had a finger in it--I have heard that some of the
-writing is in the style of Dr. Johnson--or was it Mr. Anstey--they say
-that some chapters could only have come from the author of 'The Bath
-Guide.'"
-
-It was Lady Hales who had hurried up with her inquiries. She seemed
-to be the representative of a group with whom she had been standing,
-several ladies and two or three men.
-
-It so happened, however, that Mrs. Thrale had not yet read the book
-around which discussion had been buzzing; but she had no intention of
-acknowledging that, with her literary tastes and with her friendship for
-Dr. Johnson, she was behind the times. Two or three people had within
-the week made remarks about "Evelina" in her presence, but she had no
-idea that it was to become a topic of society.
-
-She smiled enigmatically, to give herself time to make up her mind what
-her reply should be--whatever it might be, it certainly would not be a
-confession of ignorance. She came to the conclusion that on the whole
-she could not do better than mould her answer so as to heighten the
-mystery of the authorship.
-
-"Is it possible that none of our friends have discovered the author?"
-she asked, still smiling shrewdly, so as to suggest that she herself had
-long ago been let into the secret.
-
-"We have had many conjectures," said Lady Hales. "And let me whisper in
-your ear--there is one among us who is ready to affirm that the address
-of the author is Thrale Hall, Streatham."
-
-"I vow that I am overwhelmed," cried the little lady. "The compliment is
-one that any writer might envy. Pray how could it enter the mind of any
-of our friends to connect me with the authorship of such a book?"
-
-"There are some touches of your style in many of the letters of
-Evelina," replied Lady Hales. "And some have said that only you could
-have had the varied experiences described so vividly."
-
-"A marvellous book, truly, this 'Evelina,'" cried Mrs. Thrale. "Some
-people, you say, recognize the hand of Dr. Johnson in its pages, others
-the pen that wrote 'The Bath Guide,' and now it is suggested that the
-whole was the work of a humble scribbler named Mrs. Thrale--a person who
-has surely little in common with the two writers you have named."
-
-She took care that her affectation of surprise had an artificial note
-about it. There was no knowing how things might turn out. Mrs. Thrale
-had no objection in the world to have her name associated with the
-authorship of a book about which it was clear a good many people would
-be talking for some months to come.
-
-"May I not be entrusted with something more definite?" asked Lady Hales
-in a low voice. "If it is a secret for the present--well, you know that
-I am one to be trusted."
-
-"I can assure you definitely that the book was not written by Dr.
-Johnson," replied Mrs. Thrale, with a smile. "He has not for a single
-week during the past year failed to visit us at Streatham for at least
-four days at a time. He reads to me all that he writes--it is not
-much--and I can give you an assurance that the name of Evelina has not
-once appeared in his manuscript. I may also say that if you take my
-advice you will not be in too great haste to attribute the book to Mr.
-Anstey."
-
-This was not mystification, it sounded much more like revelation, Lady
-Hales thought.
-
-"I dare not press you further, madam," she said.
-
-"Believe me, I can appreciate your reticence, if----"
-
-"Nay, now you suggest that I have told you a secret that I have
-concealed from everyone else, and that is going too far," cried Mrs.
-Thrale. "Now, dear madam, cannot you see that even if I were in the
-secret of the authorship, I should be guilty of a great breach of
-courtesy were I to reveal it to anyone? If an author choose to remain
-anonymous, is it not discourteous to try to snatch away his--or
-her--veil of anonymity?"
-
-"I can but assent," said Lady Hales. "I do not doubt that this view of
-the matter is the correct one. At any rate, you may depend on my acting
-in accordance with it. I shall make no further attempt to pry into
-the secret, and I shall think it right to dissuade my friends from the
-quest."
-
-"In that I am sure you will be acting in accordance with the author's
-wishes," said Mrs. Thrale, smiling knowingly.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVII
-
-|SO they parted; and Lady Hales hastened back to her friends to whisper
-in their ears that the mystery was as good as solved: Mrs. Thrale had as
-much as acknowledged that she was the author of "Evelina," but she hoped
-that, as she had written the book without the knowledge of her husband,
-her friends would respect her desire to remain anonymous.
-
-"Mr. Thrale, being a Member of Parliament, would not like to have the
-name of his wife bandied about among ordinary people as that of the
-writer of a novel," Lady Hales explained, though really no explanation
-was needed of a fact that could be appreciated by every sensible person
-aware of the contemptible character of the novels of the day. "Only Dr.
-Johnson is in the secret," she continued. "Dr. Johnson, as we all know,
-lives at Thrale Hall for five days out of every week, finding the table
-provided by Mrs. Thrale to suit his palate very much better than that
-controlled by poor blind Mrs. Williams at Bolt Court."
-
-"That may account for some of the touches in the book in the style of
-Dr. Johnson," said one of the ladies. "You may be sure that no book
-could be written under the same roof as Dr. Johnson without his having
-something to say to it."
-
-"I never could understand how so fastidious a lady as Mrs. Thrale could
-tolerate the company of Dr. Johnson at her table, but now the secret is
-out--this secret and t'other," said one of the gentlemen. "Dr. Johnson
-is not seen at his best at the dinner-table."
-
-"So far as that goes, neither is Mr. Thrale himself," said another. "He
-has a huge appetite."
-
-"I had an inkling all along that Mrs. Thrale wrote the book," said a
-lady with a huge hat. "I actually remarked to my sister, while I was
-reading it, 'if this story is not written by Mrs. Thrale, Mrs. Thrale is
-the one who would like to have written it.'"
-
-"But mind, not a word must be breathed that would hint that she
-acknowledged it to me by direct word of mouth," cried Lady Hales,
-beginning to have some qualms. "No; you must understand clearly that she
-did not say in so many words that she wrote it. Indeed, her last words
-to me were, that anyone who should name in public the author of a book
-published anonymously would be guilty of a great discourtesy."
-
-"She is perfectly right: to do so would be to exhibit very bad taste
-truly," came more than one acquiescent voice.
-
-And the result of their complete agreement on this point was the
-immediate dissemination of the report that Mrs. Thrale was indeed the
-writer of "Evelina."
-
-But that clever little lady, on getting rid of the questioner, found
-that Signor Rauzzini had slipped away from her side and was now making
-his adieux to Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughters. She noticed that the
-light had gone out of Fanny Burney's eyes as the young singer bent
-over her hand, and once again she shook her head. She had given more
-attention to Miss Burney during the previous hour than during all the
-years she had visited at St. Martin's Street. She thought that it might
-be her duty to say a word of warning to the young woman, who could not
-possibly know anything about the world or the deceitfulness of Italian
-vocalists.
-
-Meantime, however, she ordered one of her three footmen to tell the
-coachman to drive to the shop of Lowndes, the bookseller, and there she
-purchased a bound copy of "Evelina," at nine shillings.
-
-Mrs. Thrale was, of course, well known to Mr. Lowndes, and seeing her,
-through the window of his office, enter his shop, he put his quill
-behind his ear and emerged, bowing and smiling.
-
-"How was it that you failed to apprise me that you had printed 'Evelina
-'?" she inquired.
-
-"Is't possible that you did not receive my advertisement, madam?" he
-cried. "Why, I posted it to you with my own hands even before the book
-had left the press, the truth being that I was anxious to get your
-opinion respecting it."
-
-"I never had any advertisement from you about it," she replied.
-
-"Oh, I was to blame for not underlining the announcement, madam," said
-he. "I ask your pardon. How were you to know that it was not one of the
-usual novels of the season?--I do not venture to recommend such to the
-attention of ladies of superior tastes like yourself, madam. I shall not
-forgive myself, rest assured. But I am punished, in that I have been
-unable to sell a second edition by telling my customers how highly it
-was esteemed by Mrs. Thrale."
-
-"You assume that it would be highly esteemed by me, Mr. Lowndes; but I
-am not quite sure that you do not flatter yourself in believing that my
-judgment would be the same as that of the public. The poor public! How
-can they possibly know whether a book is good or bad?"
-
-"They cannot, madam; that is why we poor booksellers must only trust to
-sell our books on the recommendation of ladies of taste and judgment.
-May I beg, madam, that you will favour me with your opinion respecting
-the merits of 'Evelina'?"
-
-"It has been so great a success that I fear I shall not think highly of
-it. Pray, who is your modest author?"
-
-"Positively, madam, I am unable to tell you. The MS. was brought to me
-with a letter purporting to come from a Mr. Grafton at the Orange Coffee
-House, near the Haymarket, and he desired the secret of its authorship
-to be kept close."
-
-"Ah, yes; to be sure--kept close from the vulgar public; but he could
-never think that you were violating his confidence by telling me his
-name."
-
-"He could not be so unreasonable, madam--nay, rather would he kneel
-to you--for he could scarce fail to understand the value that we set
-on----"
-
-"I am not convinced either that he would benefit from the exchange of
-confidence or that I should; but prithee, sir, what is his name?"
-
-"'Fore heaven, madam, I have told you so much as is known by me
-respecting the gentleman. Never before have I been placed in so
-remarkable a position. My fault, Mrs. Thrale, no doubt: I should have
-taken precautions against being thus surprised into publishing a book
-without knowing the name of the author. But although my judgment enabled
-me to perceive that the work was out of the common, yet I never counted
-on its merits being recognized so speedily. May I beg of you to favour
-me with your opinion as to who the writer may be, madam--that is, when
-you have read it, unless, indeed--" he glanced at her shrewdly with
-a little knowing smile-- "unless, indeed, you could so favour me
-_instanter_."
-
-"Nay, Mr. Lowndes, how would it be possible for me to give you an
-opinion as to the authorship of a book which I have not yet read? I am
-not one of those astute critics who, they say, can tell you all there
-is to be known about a book without cutting the leaves, or even--if you
-slip a guinea into their hand--without opening the covers."
-
-"I thought that perhaps you might be one of those who have been let into
-the secret, madam. I trust that Dr. Johnson's health has not been so bad
-as to prevent him from doing any literary work. Ah, what does not that
-great man--nay, what does not the world owe to you, Mrs. Thrale?"
-
-"If you would suggest, Mr. Lowndes, that the book about which we have
-been conversing was written, even in part, by Dr. Johnson, I can give
-you an assurance that such is not the case. He is in no way inclined
-to engage in any form of literary labour. He grudges his friends even a
-note."
-
-"There are some gentlemen who come hither and honour me by conversing
-on the subject of letters, and more than one of them has pointed out
-passages in 'Evelina' that show signs of the great Doctor's pen; but for
-that matter----"
-
-"I agree with you, sir; every scribbler in Grub Street apes the style of
-Dr. Johnson, but only to reveal the ape in himself. Now, Mr. Lowndes,
-if you really are in earnest in saying that you are unaware who is the
-author of your book, I have done you some service in curtailing by one
-the list of authors to whom it might possibly be attributed. You may
-strike out the name of Johnson, sir, on my authority."
-
-"I shall certainly do so, madam--not that I, for my own part, was ever
-foolish enough to fancy that he had written more of it than a page or
-two. I am indebted to you, Mrs. Thrale."
-
-"Then if you would wish to pay off the debt, you can do so by informing
-me of your success in discovering the writer. 'Tis quite impossible to
-conceive of the man's remaining unrevealed for any length of time, and I
-confess that I am anxious to know if he is among my acquaintance."
-
-"You assume the sex, madam."
-
-"What, have you a doubt of it?"
-
-"There are so many literary ladies nowadays, Mrs. Thrale."
-
-"But you surely saw the handwriting of the script?"
-
-"That is just the point. My printers have examined it and say that it
-is a lady's caligraphy only disguised to look like a man's. In my own
-judgment they are right. It is an upright hand, neat and clear--not in
-the least like that of an author. Still, that counts but little, seeing
-that the writer of the book would be pretty certain to have a clear copy
-made of his script by someone else. I have had a suspicion, from the
-mystery insisted on by this Mr. Grafton, that he is none other than the
-author of the 'Castle of Otranto.'"
-
-"What, Mr. Walpole?"
-
-"Even so. You recollect how delighted he was to conceal the hand he had
-in that book--going much farther than I thought any gentleman would in
-honour go, to make people believe it was what it pretended to be?"
-
-"Mr. Lowndes, I know not what your experience has been; but mine is
-that when a gentleman becomes an author he lays aside whatever sense of
-honour he possesses as a gentleman."
-
-"I have had little to do with gentlemen authors, madam. Most of my
-writers are simply authors."
-
-"And Mr. Walpole very properly put himself in line with them, and so had
-no hesitation in carrying out his fraud in 'Otranto.' Well, if it be so,
-you may count on his revealing himself now that the book has become a
-success. In any case, you will not forget to keep me informed, and I
-shall esteem it a favour, Mr. Lowndes."
-
-Mr. Lowndes renewed his promise and bowed the lady to the door. The
-three volumes of "Evelina" had been brought out to the chariot by one
-of the footmen, a second following in his footsteps to see that he
-deposited them fairly upon one of the cushions, and a third standing by
-the open door in case of the breakdown of either of the others.
-
-Mrs. Thrale got into the splendid machine, the three lackeys swung
-themselves up on their platform behind, and clung on to the heavy
-straps, looking, in their brilliant livery, as the chariot lurched away
-over the uneven cobble-stones, like mighty butterflies of a tropical
-forest swaying together on the rim of a gigantic flower.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVIII
-
-|NO chance had Rauzzini of saying more than the most conventional words
-of farewell to Fanny. Mrs. Burney was beside her and her two sisters
-also. He yielded to his impulse to pronounce a malediction on Mrs.
-Thrale, who had so interrupted his conversation with Fanny--the last he
-could possibly have until his return from France after fulfilling his
-engagements. But this was when he had seen the Burney family out of
-the door of the house in Leicester Fields and to the entrance to St.
-Martin's Street. He was then alone, and could give in some measure
-expression to his feelings in his own tongue.
-
-His imagination was quite vivid enough to suggest to him all that the
-officiousness of Mrs. Thrale had interrupted--the exchange of vows--the
-whispered assurances of fidelity--perhaps a passionate kiss--a
-heaven-sent chance during a marvellous minute when the painting-room
-should be emptied of all but herself and him! It was distracting to
-think of all that had been cut out of his life by that busybody. While
-he had been talking alone with Fanny his eyes had taken in the splendid
-possibilities of the painting-room. There were three immense easels on
-different parts of the floor, and each carried a glorious canvas for
-a life-size portrait. Two of them were already finished, and the third
-contained a portion of the Greek altar at which a fair lady was to be
-depicted making her oblation to Aphrodite, or perhaps Artemis. The young
-man, however, did not give a thought to the glowing work of the great
-painter on the canvases, he thought only of the possibilities of a
-moment or two spent in the protecting shadow of one of them with that
-gentle, loving girl yielding herself to his clasp--only for a moment--he
-could not reasonably hope that it should be for longer than a single
-moment, but what raptures might not be embraced even within that brief
-space! A moment--one immortal moment worth years of life! That was
-what he saw awaiting him in the friendly shade of one of Sir Joshua's
-portraits--that was all that the sublime picture meant to the ardent
-lover--it was not the immortal picture, but the immortal moment that was
-before his eyes--but just when, by a little manoeuvring on his part, the
-joy that should change all his life and console him for being deprived
-of the society of his beloved for three months, was within his reach,
-that foolish woman had come bustling up with her chatter and had
-separated them!
-
-For which he now implored heaven and a heathen deity or two that still
-linger in the language of malediction in their native Italy, to send
-her soul to the region where Orpheus had sought his Eurydice. Down--down
-with her to the lowest depths of the Inferno he implored his patrons to
-bear her and to keep her there for ever.
-
-His imploration was quite as lyrical as his "Waft her, Angels, to the
-Skies," only its bearing was upon the fate of the lady in just the
-opposite direction, and he was even more fervent in its delivery. But
-having delivered it, he felt some of that relief which is experienced
-by a true artist who has a consciousness of having done some measure of
-justice to his theme. He felt that if beatitude had been denied to him,
-the one who had separated him from it would not escape scathless, if the
-intensity of an appeal to the high gods of his native land counted for
-anything in their estimation.
-
-And then he went more or less contentedly to his lodgings to prepare for
-his appearance in the opera of the night.
-
-He sang divinely as an angel, and again if any of his audience remained
-unmoved by the enchantment of his voice, they certainly could not but
-have yielded to the charm of his presence. Some women might be incapable
-of appreciating the exquisite character of his vocalism, but none could
-remain impervious to the appeal of his smile.
-
-As for the girl who alone had appealed to his heart, she went home with
-her mother and sisters without a word, for she had not perceived the
-glorious possibilities lurking behind the grand canvases in Sir Joshua's
-painting-room. She could even bring herself to believe that the coming
-of Mrs. Thrale had been rather opportune than otherwise; for if she had
-not joined her stepmother at that time she would not have heard all that
-Sir Joshua had said about "Evelina."
-
-All that she had heard had made her supremely happy, not, she thought,
-because she was greedy for fame, but because it meant to her that she
-was a step nearer to the arms of the man she loved. The fame which Sir
-Joshua's words implied was dear to her because she knew that she need
-not now hesitate to seat herself by the side of this king of men, as his
-equal--no, not quite as his equal, but certainly not as a beggar maid.
-She knew that when it was announced that she was the writer of a great
-book, or, what was better still, a book that everybody was talking
-about, people would not shrug their shoulders when they heard that
-Rauzzini> the Roman singer, whose name was in everybody's mouth, was
-about to marry her. The event that she scarcely dared hope for had
-actually happened: she was no longer the nobody which she had been, she
-was a woman the product of whose brain had been acclaimed by the best
-judges, and so the barrier that she had seen separating her lover from
-herself had been thrown down. The same voices that had acclaimed her
-Rauzzini as a singer had acclaimed her as a writer; for though she had
-hesitated to receive her cousin Edward's reports from the libraries as
-conclusive of the mark that the book was making, she could not now
-have any doubt on the subject: a book that was spoken of by Sir Joshua
-Reynolds as he had spoken of "Evelina" must be granted a place high
-above the usual volumes to be found on the shelves of a circulating
-library. She was convinced that in a short time everyone would be
-talking about it in the same strain, and though people might be
-incredible on the subject of its authorship, the fact would remain the
-same--she had written the book, and the fame that attached to the writer
-would assuredly be hers. There would now be no sneering references to
-King Cophetua. Everyone within their circle would admit that there
-was no disparity between her position as the writer of the book that
-everyone was talking about and that of the singer whom people crowded to
-hear.
-
-She felt supremely happy. Though Mrs. Burney had not shown any
-particular wish to repeat what Reynolds had said to her about the
-book, she knew perfectly well that this was only because of her general
-distrust of anything in the form of a novel, and her fear lest something
-unreadable should get into the hands of the girls. But Fanny also knew
-that the fact of Mrs. Burney's shunning the novels of the circulating
-libraries would not interfere with the reputation that must accrue to
-the author of "Evelina"; so she was not affected by the indifference
-shown by her stepmother to all that Reynolds had said. She awaited
-without impatience the day when her father should take up the book and
-read the Ode at the beginning. She felt that, although his name was not
-at the head, he would know that the verses were addressed to him, and
-that it was his daughter Fanny who had written them. She knew that
-however firmly he might assert himself on the side of his wife in
-preventing the entrance to the house of all novels excepting those of
-Richardson--Fanny herself had never had a chance of reading even
-"The Vicar of Wakefield"--he would be proud of her as the writer of
-"Evelina." She was not quite sure if he would be as proud of her as if
-she had developed a wonderful musical capacity; but she never doubted
-that his affection for her--assisted by his knowledge of the impression
-the book had made upon the most important of his own associates--would
-cause him to take her into his arms with delight and to forgive her
-for running the chance of being classed among the Miss Minifies of the
-period--the female writers whose ridiculous productions were hidden
-beneath the sofa cushions in so many households. Fanny Burney was a
-dutiful daughter and she had nothing of the cynic about her, but she was
-well aware of the fact that success would be regarded by her father as
-justifying an experiment that failure would have made discreditable.
-
-Once more, then, the three sisters met that night in Fanny's bedroom.
-The two younger could now look on her without their feeling of awe. They
-were on the verge of being indignant with Mrs. Burney for having made no
-reference whatever since returning from the Reynoldses to the subject of
-Sir Joshua's eulogy.
-
-"Not once did she mention the name of 'Evelina' to the padre; Sir
-Joshua might just as well have talked of Miss Herschel's comet to her,"
-said Susy.
-
-"And after our schooling ourselves so rigidly to give no sign that we
-were in any measure connected with the book too--it was cruel!" said
-Lottie.
-
-"It was not as if the padre did not give her a good chance more than
-once," continued Susy. "Did he not ask if anyone had given her any news?
-And what did she answer?--Why, only that someone had said that Mr. Fox
-had lost a fortune a few nights ago at faro! As if anybody cares about
-Mr. Fox! I was prepared for her opening out at once to him about the
-book--maybe begging him to send Williams to buy it at Mr. Lowndes'."
-
-"What, at seven-and-sixpence!" cried Fanny. "My dear child, do you know
-mamma no better than to fancy that?"
-
-"What I don't know is how she resisted it," said Lottie. "Oh, you heard
-how Sir Joshua talked about it; and Miss Reynolds too--she praised it up
-to the skies."
-
-"Other people in the painting-room as well as in the drawing-room were
-talking of it," said Susy. "I heard the beautiful Miss Horneck speak
-of it to the lady with the big muff and the rose taffeta with the
-forget-me-not embroidery."
-
-"I am sure that everybody was speaking of it--I could hear the name
-'Evelina' buzzing round the rooms," cried Lottie.
-
-"Yes; everyone was talking about it, and only mamma was silent--_is_
-silent. I don't think that at all fair," continued Susy.
-
-Fanny laughed.
-
-"You are silly little geese," she cried. "Could you not see that she
-would not mention it lest it should reach our ears and we should be
-filled with an _irresistible_ desire to possess it--_it_--a modern
-novel! Think of it! Oh, my dears, you are too unreasonable, Mamma knows
-her duty too well to allow even the name of a novel to pass her lips
-and maybe reach the ears of such a group of fly-away young things as
-ourselves! She understands the extent of her responsibilities. Go to
-your beds and be thankful that you have so excellent a guardian."
-
-"But when we were prepared----" began one of them, when Fanny
-interrupted her.
-
-"You may conserve your preparations--you will hear her say the name soon
-enough--you may depend upon that," she said. "You may prepare to hear
-yourselves summoned into her presence to give a full and true account
-of your complicity in the thing which was perpetrated under this sacred
-roof--nay, in the very room where the great philosopher Newton wrote his
-thesis! A novel written in the room in which the divine 'Principia'
-was produced! Why, 'twere as bad in mamma's eyes as acting one of Mr.
-Foote's farces in St. Paul's Cathedral. Oh, yes, you'll have to face her
-soon enough, and after that you'll never wish to hear the name Evelina
-again. Now, good-night, and thank heaven for your respite."
-
-They left her, glum and dissatisfied. It was plain to her that they were
-disappointed at not being given the opportunity of showing how admirably
-they had themselves under control in regard to the secret--of showing
-Fanny how they could hear Mrs. Burney talk at length about "Evelina,"
-while neither of them gave the least sign of ever having heard the name
-before. It was indeed disappointing that all their studied immobility
-should go for nothing.
-
-But Fanny knew that their secret could not possibly remain hidden for
-many more days. If the book was going into everybody's hands, her father
-would be certain to have it, and then--would he not know? Would not she
-be summoned into his presence and that of his wife--the lady of many
-responsibilities--and required to defend herself?...
-
-She fell asleep before she had come to any conclusion as to the line of
-defence that she should adopt.
-
-And in spite of the readiness of her sisters for any inquisition to
-which they might be summoned, they were startled--as was also Fanny
-herself--when, immediately after a rather silent and portentous
-breakfast, Mrs. Burney said:
-
-"Susy and Lottie, you may go to your duties. You, Fanny, will remain, as
-your father wishes to speak to you on a matter of some gravity."
-
-So the long-expected hour had come, the three girls thought. By some
-accident unknown to them their secret was exposed, and Fanny was about
-to be called upon to explain, if she could, to the satisfaction of
-her father and her stepmother, how it came that she so far forgot the
-precepts of her upbringing as to write a novel quite in the modern
-spirit, though adopting a form which the master-touch of Mr. Samuel
-Richardson had hallowed.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIX
-
-|THE two girls left the room slowly, after sending in the direction of
-Fanny a glance which they meant should encourage her--a glance which
-should let her know that they were quite ready to share her punishment,
-should the worst come to the worst.
-
-Fanny replied to them with her eyes; and then prepared for the worst.
-
-It quickly came.
-
-"My dear daughter," said Dr. Burney, when they were alone, Mrs. Burney
-in her chair at the head of the table. "My dear Fanny, I am no believer
-in leading by degrees up to such a communication as I have to make to
-you. I think that the sooner it is got over the better it will be
-for all whom it may concern. Well, this is it: Mr. Thomas Barlowe has
-written to me asking my permission for him to address you with a view to
-marriage."
-
-He made a pause, looking at her to observe the effect of this
-revelation.
-
-And what he saw at first was a girl with a pale face and downcast eyes,
-awaiting, almost breathlessly, an accusation from which she shrank; but
-when he had spoken he saw a great change come over her. Not immediately,
-but gradually. It seemed to him that she had not fully realized the
-meaning of his words--that she was puzzled--trying to recall what he had
-said. Then the light seemed to dawn upon her. She flushed, and, after
-a few moments, threw back her head and went into a peal of laughter--a
-real schoolgirl's fit of laughter at something amazingly comic--the
-tumbling of a clown into a pool of water with a splash, or, perhaps, the
-slipping of a dignified beadle upon a butter slide. Her laughter went
-on for a long time, but without in the least suggesting hysteria--it
-was simply a girl's natural laughter on realizing the comic side of a
-situation which grown-up people would regard as extremely serious.
-
-Neither her father nor his wife could understand why she should receive
-in such a spirit an essentially serious communication--the most serious
-that any young woman could receive. They had not before them the
-ludicrous picture that presented itself to her imagination--a picture of
-the Roman Rauzzini on the one side and the Poultry Barlowe on the other,
-asking her to choose between them. It was this presentment, coming in a
-flash the moment she realized that the publishing of the book was not
-the question which she had to face, that forced her to yield to that
-long fit of laughter.
-
-Her father and stepmother sat stolidly by, but she knew that had she and
-her father been alone, he would at least have smiled with her.
-
-In a few minutes she had recovered herself sufficiently to be able to
-apologize for her levity.
-
-"I beg your pardon," she said. "I am behaving like a goose, but I could
-not help it--something forced me--something that occurred to me--a funny
-thing. I am very sorry."
-
-"There is nothing funny that I can see in the honourable request made by
-an honest young man, my dear Fanny," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-"No, no; nothing whatever; only--well, funny ideas will occur to foolish
-people like myself at the most serious moments," said Fanny.
-
-"That is quite true, indeed," said her father. "I have myself
-experienced what you say. Perhaps, after all, I should not have blurted
-out what I had to tell you--it came to you as a surprise, I doubt not."
-
-"A great surprise, indeed," she replied. "I cannot understand how Mr.
-Barlowe could ever fancy that I--that he--that--oh, I should have known
-what that terrible entertainment was meant to lead to--but when, in that
-clumsily marked way I was sent into the drawing-room with him alone, he
-began to talk of his uncle, the Aider-man--he said that the Alderman was
-quite approachable even in regard to ordinary people like ourselves--and
-then came his cousins--all of them remarkable! But you should have seen
-him slice away at the ham--the biggest ham I ever saw--it needed to
-be--such eating!"
-
-"The recollection of that no doubt made you laugh," said Dr. Burney.
-"But, at the same time, you must remember that though the customs of
-the Poultry are not ours, still, they may be very reasonable
-customs--perhaps more reasonable than our own. It may suit us to dine as
-late as halfpast four and only to have a slice of cake with our tea; but
-business people find it more convenient to dine at one o'clock--it makes
-an equal division of their long working-day--so that a slice of ham----"
-
-"I know that is quite true, and I was not so foolish as to give myself
-airs because I had dined at half-past four and had no appetite for ham,"
-said Fanny; "but--oh, mother, you saw how foolishly formal was the whole
-thing."
-
-"I said that I thought it quite unnecessarily formal," replied Mrs.
-Burney, "and if I had had any notion that it was going to be like that
-I would certainly have given Mrs. Barlowe a hint. Still, Thomas is, I
-know, an excellent young man who has never given his parents an
-hour's uneasiness, and his intentions are honourable, and so should be
-honoured. If you have no tender regard for him at present that is no
-reason why, when you get accustomed to the thought of him as a suitor
-for your hand----"
-
-"Oh, mother, that is quite impossible!" cried Fanny. "How could I ever
-get accustomed to such a thought?"
-
-"I do not know why you should not," replied Mrs. Burney. "He is a most
-worthy young man, and Mr. Barlowe's business is one of the best in
-the City. You must remember, my dear Fanny, that in these days a girl,
-unless she has a portion, runs a very great chance of becoming an old
-maid, so that no opportunity of settling down in a comfortable home
-should be neglected."
-
-"That is perfectly true," said Dr. Burney. "You will understand that we
-have no desire to force this or any match upon you, my dear child: so
-long as I have a house over my head you shall share it. But I am sure
-that you must know that I am a poor man to-day, although I have worked
-as hard at my profession as any living man, and I cannot provide you or
-your sisters with any portion. Heaven knows that if I had a fortune I
-would gladly divide it among you; but as it is, I think it right to tell
-you that you need expect nothing."
-
-"Dearest father," said Fanny, dissolving into tears, as she took his
-hand and kissed it, "I have never expected a fortune from you--not a
-penny piece. I know that I shall be portionless, and I daresay that Mr.
-Barlowe thinks himself generous in his proposal; but I could never bring
-myself to accept him--to look on him as a suitor. It would be quite
-impossible. If I thought it possible that I should ever have any
-affection for him, I might feel myself justified in encouraging him; but
-I know that it would be out of the question. I would prefer to go forth
-and beg my bread--nay, to starve."
-
-"Then we shall pursue the matter no farther for the present," said her
-father, kissing her on the forehead as she nestled close to him.
-
-"Yes, that is best--for the present," acquiesced his wife. "Still, if
-you will be advised by me, my dear Fanny, you will remember that Mr.
-Barlowe is ready to address you knowing that you will be portionless,
-and if you bear that in mind, perhaps you will be surprised to find
-some' day, not so far distant, that the thought of him is not so
-repugnant to you. You are no longer a girl, and when one is midway
-between twenty and thirty every extra year counts in reducing one's
-chances of being settled in life. I could cite dozens of instances that
-I have known of young women being glad to accept at twenty-eight the
-suitors they scorned at twenty or even twenty-five. Oh, yes, the years
-come upon one and bring with them a clearer vision of life and love;
-frequently they bring regret for opportunities neglected. But we will
-not press the matter any farther--just now. I dare say the young man
-will submit to be put off--for a time."
-
-"Nay, for ever," said Fanny resolutely.
-
-"Oh, well," said her stepmother.
-
-After a pause, during which Fanny seemed to be debating some matter
-in her mind, a little line showing itself along her forehead, she said
-slowly: "I do not think that I shall be a burden on you, dear father; I
-believe that one day I may be able to do something."
-
-"Do not fancy that I would ever think of you as a burden, my dear
-child," said her father. "But what do you mean by saying that you may
-one day do something?--some work, do you suggest?"
-
-"Something--I am fond of writing," she murmured.
-
-He laughed gently, saying:
-
-"You are a very good girl, my love, and I know how much I am indebted to
-you for your admirable copying of my notes for the History; but do not
-let the idea take hold of you that such work is well paid. If you ever
-get in touch with a bookseller, he will tell you that the work of a
-copyist is very poorly paid."
-
-"I was not thinking of copying," murmured Fanny.
-
-"Of what then, pray?" he asked.
-
-"If I could but write a book," she replied, with her eyes on the floor.
-
-"A book!" cried Mrs. Burney, who thought that she had been silent long
-enough. "A book!"
-
-"To be sure--to be sure," said her father, in the indulgent tone of a
-parent humouring a child. "You might write a book--so might anyone who
-could pay for a ream of paper, a bottle of ink and a box of quills.
-You should speak to Mr. Newbery about it: he has printed many nursery
-stories since 'Goody Two Shoes.' You might indeed do something that the
-children would take a fancy to. Well, Francis Newbery is as honest a man
-as his uncle, and we may talk to him about it. By the by, did not you
-once tell me that you had written something, or that you were going to
-write something? You thought it proper to get my leave. I had forgotten
-that. Well, if it be a moral nursery story, we might interest Mr.
-Newbery in it."
-
-"I do not think that it is quite wise to encourage a girl to neglect
-her useful household duties in order to compile some rubbish that no one
-would read," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-"Of course you will understand that you are not to neglect your
-household duties, Fanny," said her father.
-
-"If she performs her household duties and sticks to her needlework,
-she will have no time left for scribbling rubbish," cried Mrs. Burney,
-hastily.
-
-"She made a bonfire of all that childish nonsense long ago, and I hope
-that she will never be so foolish as to waste good paper and pens and,
-most precious of all, good time, over such exercises. That is all we
-have to say just now, I think--is it not, Doctor? I shall reply to Mr.
-Barlowe's letter--a most creditable letter--straightforward--honourable!
-I am only sorry that I cannot make the reply to it that it deserves."
-
-She had opened the door and called for William, their manservant, to
-remove the breakfast things. Fanny lingered for a few minutes after she
-had risen from her chair. She had assumed from the moment she had begun
-to speak of writing, that her opportunity had come; if her stepmother
-had not interposed so hastily and so emphatically, she would have made
-her confession as to "Evelina,", let the consequences be what they
-might; but now that the servant had come with his tray and her
-stepmother jingled her key-basket, she perceived that her chance was
-gone. She had a sense of sneaking out of the room.
-
-As she went slowly up the stairs she could hear the voice of her
-stepmother remonstrating with her father for having said something that
-she, Fanny, might regard as encouragement to waste her precious time in
-the pursuit of such folly as writing a book.
-
-She heard her father's little laugh as he explained (she was sure) that
-of course he had not been speaking seriously; but that he had not the
-heart to be severe upon her and her harmless scribbling.
-
-The author of "Evelina" went very slowly upstairs, and when she reached
-the work-room landing she found Susy and Lottie waiting for her, glowing
-with excitement. Susy was waving over her head what seemed to be a bulky
-pamphlet. Coming closer, Fanny saw that it was the chief of the literary
-reviews, which had apparently just arrived at the house.
-
-"A splendid column about 'Evelina,'" she whispered. "Not so good as
-it should be, but still splendid. Here it is. But why are you so glum?
-Surely they did not scold you now that the book is so great a success."
-
-"They did not ask me to tarry in the room to charge me with
-double-dealing in regard to the book," said Fanny. "They would not allow
-me to make my confession when I had the opportunity--the best that I
-shall ever have. 'Twas not my confession that was on the _tapis_, but
-quite another. That is why I look glum."
-
-"Another--another confession? But what had either of them to confess?"
-cried Lottie.
-
-"Nothing. They didn't confess."
-
-"But whose confession was it, then, if not theirs?" asked Lottie.
-
-"It was young Mr. Barlowe's," said Fanny, with a lugubriousness that was
-quite comic. "Young Mr. Barlowe wrote to the padre to confess that
-he was passionately--madly--in love with me, and threatening to drown
-himself unless permission were given to him to address me--we all know
-how fervently young Mr. Barlowe would put his case--that was what I was
-summoned to listen to--the fiery letter--only it was too ardent for my
-ears: I was only told its purport."
-
-"But who would ever have thought that he had it in him?" cried Susy.
-"Such impudence! I never dreamt that he could rise to such a height of
-impudence or I should have thought better of him."
-
-"'Tis not too late yet, my child," said Fanny. "You are at liberty to
-think as highly of Thomas as you please--or as it would please him.
-Please take over his blighted affections and it will be a weight off
-my mind. Now give me a chance of reading my splendid review--not that
-I care in the least what these foolish critics may say of me--I care
-nothing, I tell you, only if you do not let me see it at once I shall
-die at your feet."
-
-"There it is," said Susy, "a full column! The idea of anyone written
-of in such terms being proposed to by Thomas Barlowe! Such impudence
-indeed!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXX
-
-|THE levity shown by Fanny Burney and the flippancy of her phrases did
-not wholly conceal from her sisters all that she was feeling on the
-subject of the proposal to which she had referred with such lightness.
-She knew that while her father and her stepmother would not treat her
-with any marked disfavour on account of her rejection of the worthy
-young man who was ready to offer her a home, still Mrs. Burney at least
-regarded with great disfavour the nature of the answer which she had
-to send to the Poultry, and Fanny was very well aware of the ease with
-which so conscientious a guardian as Mrs. Burney could make her feel
-every day of her life what was Mrs. Burney's opinion of her rejection of
-an eligible young man.
-
-Fanny recognized the great merits of her stepmother, and she could look
-from her standpoint at most of the incidents of their daily life. In
-that household one mouth less to feed was worth consideration--the
-number of mouths to feed was a constant source of thought with Mrs.
-Burney, as was also the question of a provision for the future of all of
-them.
-
-Mrs. Burney would be fully justified in feeling cross with her, not
-being aware of the fact that another young man, compared with whom
-Thomas Barlowe was as the dust of the ground, was burning, with an
-ardour of which Thomas was incapable, to take her to himself and provide
-for her in a style undreamt of in the Poultry.
-
-But the worst of the matter was that she could not let her stepmother
-into this secret. She could not say that she was engaged to marry Signor
-Rauzzini, and she might leave herself open to the gravest rebuke for
-having listened to his protestations of devotion without obtaining the
-consent of either of her parents.
-
-And through all this tangle of reflections there ran the silken thread
-of consciousness that she was no longer the Fanny Burney who was
-regarded by her stepmother as the dunce, but Fanny Burney the writer of
-"Evelina," to whom the most critical review had devoted a full column of
-adulation!
-
-That was what made her position so anomalous; and it was because she
-took the happenings of the previous days to heart that she went to bed
-with a shocking headache, and after a sleepless night was found on the
-verge of a fever. She was suffering from suppressed secrets; but the
-doctor did not know this. He prescribed James's Powders; and when these
-should have done all that they were meant to do--a small part of all
-that Dr. James and Mr. Newbery affirmed they would do--a change into the
-country.
-
-But several weeks had passed before she was strong enough to start on
-the latter and most essential portion of the prescription, and found
-herself in her own room in Mr. Crisp's isolated house at Chessington.
-
-Meantime, of course, she had no further news of the book, and she
-remained unconfessed, so far as the secret of its publication was
-concerned. Her sisters did not so much as mention its name or the name
-of Thomas Barlowe, so cleverly had they diagnosed the nature of her
-malady and so tactfully did they try to hasten her recovery.
-
-Her old friend Mr. Crisp had been her guide since her childhood. She
-always alluded to him as her second Daddy--so far as paternal influence
-was concerned she might have given him the foremost place. He it was who
-had led her on to embody in letters to him the daily incidents of
-her life, thus unconsciously setting the loom, as it were, in which
-"Evelina" was to be woven. He it was who became her teacher and her
-critic, and it was possibly because she feared his criticism of her work
-that she refrained from making a confidant of him from the first. She
-felt that she could face the public and the reviewers--it did not matter
-how they might receive the book, but she was too timid to submit it to
-the mature judgment of the man who had first put a pen in her hand. It
-was not on her own account that she refrained from giving him a chance
-of reading her book, but on his: she knew how hurt he would be if he
-found her book to be an indifferent one, and whether indifferent or not,
-how angry he would be if people did not buy it by the thousand.
-
-Now, however, that she found herself alone with him, she made up her
-mind to tell him all about it. She would choose her own time for doing
-this; but it would certainly be done before she returned to St. Martin's
-Street.
-
-But on the second day after her arrival at Ches-sington a parcel came
-for her, addressed by Susy. On opening it, she found it to contain two
-volumes of "Evelina." The letter that was enclosed told her that Cousin
-Edward had called at the Orange Coffee House and found that a set
-had been left there at the instance of Mr. Lowndes, addressed to Mr.
-Grafton. Of these, Lottie had read the first two, which were now sent on
-to the author, but the third she had not finished, and hoped that Fanny
-would not mind her detaining it for a few days longer.
-
-This was really the first glimpse that the author had of her book in its
-binding. She had, in the name of Mr. Grafton, requested Mr. Lowndes
-to send a set of the volumes to the Orange Coffee House. But that was
-nearly three months ago, and until now Mr. Lowndes appeared not to have
-thought it worth his while to comply with the request. Now, however, it
-seemed to have occurred to him that the author of a book that everyone
-was talking about might be worth conciliating, and so he had directed a
-set of volumes to the Coffee House.
-
-At once Fanny made up her mind that she would pave the way, so to speak,
-for a full confession to Mr. Crisp.
-
-"Susy has sent me on two volumes of a new novel, lest I should feel
-dull," she said. "As if I am not much more likely to feel dull in the
-company of a new novel than of my old Daddy!"
-
-"I thought that your stepmother prohibited the reading of novels, new or
-old, in your house," said he.
-
-"Perhaps mamma did not know anything about this particular one," replied
-Fanny; "besides, it is to be read in your house, not ours."
-
-"So that the responsibility will be mine?" said he. "Mrs. Burney is
-only answerable to heaven for keeping your mind free from the baleful
-influence of novels, but I am in a worse case, for I am answerable to
-Mrs. Burney. And what is the name of the precious production?"
-
-"Let me see," said Fanny, artfully referring to the title page. "Oh,
-yes: 'Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World.' Do you call
-that an alluring title?"
-
-"Too sentimental by half," he replied. "But I have heard of the thing,
-and one of the reviews dealt with it some weeks ago."
-
-"Praise or blame?"
-
-"Oh, foolish adulation for the great part; but not without a reasonable
-word here and there."
-
-"The reasonable part you are sure must be the censorious? That is not
-fair to the poor author."
-
-"Poor author? Yes, they are all poor authors nowadays. What's the name
-of this particular item of poverty?"
-
-"There is no name on the title page; but I hear that the writer was Mr.
-Anstey himself."
-
-"What! another 'Bath Guide'!"
-
-"Sir Joshua Reynolds told mamma that he had remained up all night
-reading it."
-
-"Poor Sir Joshua! His eyes are none too good at the best! And does Susy
-believe that the book which kept Sir Joshua awake is the best one to
-send you asleep? You came to Chessington, you know, to get as much as
-possible; 'Tired Nature's sweet restorer, balmy sleep!' the truest words
-that Shakespeare ever writ."
-
-"What I propose to do is to try it upon you, my dear sir. I mean to give
-you a dose of it this evening, instead of gruel, and if it makes you
-sleep I will know that I may continue it for myself--it will be more
-wholesome than poppy or mandragora."
-
-"Good! But I dare swear that it will be bad enough to keep me awake. You
-know that extremes meet in the case of books, as well as other matters;
-one keeps awake reading a good book, in expectancy of its undeveloped
-goodness; and reading a bad one, wondering how far the author can
-actually go in point of dullness."
-
-"I have often thought that; but Susy has sent only two of the three
-volumes."
-
-"So that we shall not be able to fathom the full depth of the author's
-dullness? We should be grateful to Susy--so should the author. Well, you
-shall begin after tea, while there is yet daylight: _Le livre ne vaut
-pas la chandelle._"
-
-"_Nous verrons_," cried Fanny.
-
-And she started reading the book that same day, an hour before sunset.
-The room in which they sat was a small one with a window facing the west
-and overlooking a long stretch of billowy common. The spicy scent of
-the wallflowers in the little garden patch at the side of the house was
-wafted through the half-open lattice, and occasionally there came the
-sound of the ducks gabbling at the pool beyond the gate that shut off
-the house from the lane. It was a cloudless evening, and the sunset
-promised to be peach-like in its tender tints of pink and saffron with
-the curves of delicate green in the higher sky. Fanny sat at the window
-and the old man reclined at his ease upon the sofa.
-
-"I am giving myself every chance," he said. "All that I ask of you, my
-Fannikin, is that you do not glance at me every now and again to see
-if I am still awake. If you do so, I shall never yield to so much as a
-doze."
-
-"I promise faithfully to await your signal that you are alert," said
-she.
-
-And so began one of the most delightful hours of her life.
-
-She was not a particularly good reader aloud when a book was casually
-put into her hands, but here she had before her a volume that she could
-almost have repeated verbatim, so that she soon found that she was just
-too fluent: she felt that if she went on at this rate his critical ear
-would tell him that she had every page by heart, and he would ask her
-for an explanation of so singular a thing as her being able to repeat
-so much of a book which she professed to have in her hands for the first
-time. She put a check upon her fluency, and though she did not go so
-far as to simulate stumbling over certain words, she neglected the
-punctuation now and again, and then went back upon some of the passages,
-causing him to give a little grumble and say:
-
-"Be careful, my dear; there's no need for haste: the evening is still
-young."
-
-After that she was more careful--which is the same as saying she was
-more careless of adhering to the scheme she had adopted. She felt that
-as he had now been put off the scent, she might run along as she pleased
-without there being a chance of his suspecting anything through her
-showing herself familiar with passage after passage.
-
-Before she had got through more than a dozen pages she heard a creaking
-of the sofa--she trusted herself to glance in that direction and
-found that he was no longer reclining: he was sitting up and listening
-attentively. She continued reading without making a remark for a full
-hour. The sun had set, but the twilight was clear enough to allow of her
-seeing the print on the page before her for some time still; then the
-darkness seemed to fall all at once, and she laid the book down when she
-had come to the close of one of the letters.
-
-"Candles," he said. "Candles! Upon my word, the world is right for once:
-the stuff is good. We must have candles. Candles, I say!"
-
-"Supper, say I," cried Fanny. "I feel that I have need of bodily
-refreshment after such a task. Does it sound real to you, Daddy
-Crisp--all about the Young Lady who is about to enter the world?"
-
-"Not merely does it sound real, it is real--it is reality," he replied
-quickly. "The man who wrote what you have read has something of the
-genius of--of--now whom does he resemble, think you?--Richardson here
-and there, and in places, Fielding, it seems to me."
-
-"You suppose that 'tis written by a man?" she said.
-
-"Why, of course, 'tis the work of a man," he replied. "Where is the
-woman living that is capable of writing a single page of that book?
-What, have I gone to so much trouble in training you to understand
-what is bad and what is good in writing, to so little purpose, that you
-should have a doubt as to the sex of what you have just read?"
-
-"The sex of a book--a novel?"
-
-"Why not? There are masculine books and there is feminine--trash. There
-you have the difference."
-
-"And you do not consider this to be--trash?"
-
-"Will you get the candles, Miss Burney? It seems that you are sorely in
-need of illumination if you put that question to me seriously. Trash?
-Madam, you perceive that I am all eagerness to hear the rest of the
-story, and yet you put that silly question to me! Look you here, you
-rogue, cannot you see that the very fact of your putting such a question
-to me shows that the book is the work of a man? When a carefully trained
-woman such as you cannot yet discriminate between the good and the trash
-that is written, how would it be possible for a woman to write what you
-have read?"
-
-"You think there is nothing womanly in the book?"
-
-"There is nothing effeminate in the writing, so much is sure. There is
-plenty that is womanly in the book, because the man who wrote it knows
-how to convey to a reader a sense of womanliness to be in keeping with
-the character of the letters--that is what is meant by genius. A woman
-trying to produce the same effect would show the frill of her petticoat
-on every page. She would make the men's parts in the book as feminine as
-the women's. Now, no more chatter an you please, but get the candles."
-
-"And Mrs. Hamilton will get our supper by their light."
-
-Fanny tripped away, and was behind the door of the larder before she
-allowed the laughter which was pent up very close to her eyes to have
-its freedom. It was a very hearty laugh that she had, for there was a
-constant buzzing in her ears of the question:
-
-"What will he say when he learns the truth?"
-
-She was ready to dance her Nancy Dawson in delight at seeing the effect
-of the book upon the old man whom she loved--the man who was directly
-responsible for its existence. If Mr. Crisp had not taken trouble with
-her, encouraging her to write her letters to him in a natural style, the
-correspondence in "Evelina" would, she knew, be very different from what
-it was. So, after all, she reflected, he was right in pronouncing the
-book the work of a man; but he had no idea that he was the man who was
-responsible for it. That reflection of hers was as fully imbued with the
-true spirit of comedy as her anticipation of the effect that would be
-produced upon him by the revelation of the authorship.
-
-And that was why this young student of the human comedy was able to
-restrain herself from making the revelation to him at once: she had, as
-it were, a delicate palate for comedy, and it was a delight to her--the
-gratification of her natural vanity had nothing to do with it--to lead
-him on to commit himself more deeply every moment on the question of the
-sex of the writer. Oh, no; she had no idea of making any confession to
-him for the present. She would have many another chat with him before
-the moment for that _dnouement_ in the comedy should arrive.
-
-So she got the candles and the housekeeper laid the cold chicken and the
-plates on the supper-table, and Mr. Crisp set about mixing the salad in
-the manner he had acquired in Italy. And all the time they were engaged
-over the simple meal he was criticising what she had read, and he had
-scarcely a word to say about it that was not favourable. But he took
-care to protect himself in case he should be forced to retire from the
-position he had taken up.
-
-"A man is a fool to pronounce an opinion on a book before he has had
-the last page read to him," he said. "I have only been touching upon the
-part that I have heard, and I say that it seems to me to be as good
-as anything I have read for years; but that is not saying that the
-remainder, or some portions of the remainder, may not be so greatly
-inferior as to compel me to pronounce unfavourably of the book as a
-whole. I have had instances of such inequality shown by many writers,
-and it may be that the writer of 'Evelina' will be added to the list,
-although he shows no sign of falling off up to your last page. Do not be
-hurried by me, my dear, but if you have indeed made up your mind to eat
-no cheese, Mrs. Hamilton can remove the _dbris_, and unless you are
-tired, you will read me a few pages more."
-
-She read until midnight. The only pauses that she made were when he
-trimmed the wicks of the candles. He commended her fluency. She
-had never read better in his hearing, he said. She showed that she
-understood what she was reading; and that, after all, was the greatest
-praise that could be given to anyone. He did not suggest the likelihood
-that she was tired.
-
-There was the sound of the bleating of lambs occasionally borne from the
-meadows beyond the little stream--the sound of an owl that came nightly
-about the house from the barn of the farm a few hundred yards away--the
-sound of a large moth bumping against the glass of the casement through
-which the candle-light shone. There was nothing to interrupt her in her
-delightful task until the church clock struck the hour of midnight.
-
-"Not another line," she cried, jumping from her chair. "Poor Evelina!
-she will be the better for a sleep. When she awakens she may be able to
-see more clearly who are her true friends and who are not to be trusted.
-Good-night, dear Daddy; and receive my thanks for your attention."
-
-"Give me the volume," he said. "I usually awake before six, and so shall
-have a couple of hours of it before rising."
-
-"You will not get it from me, sir," she cried. "Captain Mervain knows
-the naval rule about drinking glass for glass, and let me tell you that
-the same rule holds in the matter of reading a book--chapter for chapter
-between us, sir; we shall finish as we have begun."
-
-She blew him a kiss and ran upstairs to escape his protests: he shouted
-them after her from the foot of the stairs.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXI
-
-|THE next morning was a lovely one, and Fanny was feeding the ducks
-in the brook before eight o'clock. When she came into the house to
-breakfast she found Mr. Crisp in the porch.
-
-"You have given me a sleepless night," he said. "I lay awake
-endeavouring to determine for my own satisfaction what would be the
-outcome of the girl's meeting that dreadful Branghton family. I worked
-out the story to its proper conclusion--so I thought--on my left side;
-but when I turned on my right I found that I had been grossly astray in
-all my fancies; and forthwith I set to work to put myself right. After
-an hour or two I thought I had succeeded, but, lo! a turn on my back and
-I saw that, as I planned it, the story would never come to an end. So
-I kept on until the dawn. Then I fell asleep, but only to find myself
-surrounded by demons, in the form of Branghtons, and a master devil
-wearing the epaulets of a naval officer, and he made for me with a
-horrid leer and a cry of Mervain! I awoke in a worse state than did the
-Duke of Clarence in the play, and I have not slept since. Oh, that
-little mischief, Susy! Wherefore did she send hither that magic book to
-be my undoing?"
-
-"Ah, sir, never before did I perceive the evil of novel reading," she
-said. "I could not understand my mother's banning all such books, but
-now I see the wisdom of it. I now see how they tend to unsettle one.
-But it may not yet be too late to save you from the evil influence of
-'Evelina.' If I read no more of her story, you will soon forget her and
-all may be well."
-
-"You will read no more? Good! Carry out your threat and I will e'en take
-the coach to London and buy a full set at Mr. Newbery's."
-
-"At Mr. Newbery's? Ah, sir, that is a threat you could not carry out,
-however vindictive you might be."
-
-"And why not, prithee? Think you I would begrudge the seven or eight
-shillings it would cost?"
-
-"Nay, sir; but if you went to Mr. Newbery you would probably find
-yourself treated badly by him if you accused him of publishing the book.
-'Tis Mr. Lowndes who is the guilty person."
-
-"You will not put one to the humiliation of a journey to London all for
-a trumpery novel?"
-
-"Nay, not for a trumpery novel; but we were talking of 'Evelina.'"
-
-"I submit to the correction, my dear; and so now we are in perfect
-agreement, you will continue the story, if only to allay my sleepless
-speculations."
-
-"I wonder how it will sound when read in the morning? I fear that it
-will be as dull as a play would seem in the garish light of day."
-
-"Tell not that to me. There are novels of the morn as well as of
-the even, and I believe that the freshness of this one will be best
-appreciated in the brightness of such a morning as this. At any rate, we
-can but make a trial of it. If we find that it does not read well, you
-can lay it aside till the evening."
-
-Fanny was delighted to find that he was as interested in her book as
-Susy had been; and the noon came and found her beginning the second
-volume to him, sitting by his side in the sunlight that bathed the
-little garden, and his attention never flagged. Once or twice, however,
-he grumbled, but her ear assured her that his grumble was not a critical
-one; it was only meant to censure the behaviour of the rude Captain
-Mervain.
-
-They were still in the garden when, shortly after noon, a chaise was
-heard in the lane: it appeared to be on its way to the house.
-
-"What! as I live 'tis mamma and my sisters come to pay us a visit,"
-cried Fanny, seeing a handkerchief waved to her from the window.
-
-"They shall be made welcome, for I cannot doubt that they have brought
-the third volume with them," said Mr. Crisp, rising to receive his
-visitors.
-
-In this way the reading was interrupted, and indeed Fanny was rather
-glad of a respite. She had not risen from her chair since nine o'clock.
-A chance of stretching her limbs was very acceptable.
-
-Mrs. Burney and the girls had scarcely settled down to their cakes
-and sweet wine, after explaining that Dr. Burney had insisted on their
-taking this drive into the country, the day promised to be so fine, when
-Mr. Crisp turned to Susy, saying:
-
-"You wicked girl! What did you mean by sending us the two volumes of
-that vile novel to upset us poor country folk? And I hope you have not
-neglected to bring with you the third." Poor Susy reddened and glanced
-at Fanny without trying to make any reply.
-
-"Eh, what is this?" cried the old man. "Do you mean to disclaim all
-responsibility for the act? Ah, 'tis too late for you to make such an
-attempt. The evil has been done. The poison has begun to work in our
-blood; and its effects can only be neutralized by the contents of the
-third volume. Say at once, I pray, if you have brought it."
-
-"Do not trouble poor Susy with your tropes, sir," said Fanny. "She
-cannot grasp your meaning, and only trusts that we have not gone mad. I
-suppose the road was as usual--half of it muddy and the rest dusty?"
-
-"I insist on hearing if the third volume is in the chaise," said Mr.
-Crisp, firmly. "If it be not, then you may drive straight back to St.
-Martin's Street and return hither with it in time for Fannikin to read
-it to-night."
-
-"Pray what book is it that you refer to, Mr. Crisp?" inquired Mrs.
-Burney.
-
-"What book, madam! As if there were more books than one printed this
-year! Why, Mrs. Burney, where have you been living all this time, that
-you have never heard of 'Evelina '?" cried he.
-
-"I have heard of little else save this 'Evelina' for some time past;
-but I have no time for reading novels, nor has any member of my family,"
-replied the lady.
-
-"I insisted on one member of your family finding the time yesterday
-and to-day, and the consequence is that she has gone through the first
-volume and part of the second since Susy was so obliging as to send
-them hither. I was in hopes that you had brought the third volume; but I
-perceive that we shall have to wait for it now."
-
-Susy was examining very closely the pattern on her plate when Mrs.
-Burney turned to her, saying:
-
-"Does Mr. Crisp mean that you got that novel and sent it hither to
-Fanny?"
-
-"Only part of it--no more than two volumes," said Susy quickly, as
-though anxious to submit extenuating circumstances to the notice of her
-stepmother.
-
-"Did you get it at Hill's library, or where?" inquired Mrs. Burney.
-
-"I did not get it at a library," replied Susy slowly, as a reluctant
-witness might answer an incriminating question.
-
-"What, did you buy it? Did you spend your money on it?" cried Mrs.
-Burney, with a note of amazement not free from anxiety.
-
-"Oh, no; I did not buy it," said Susy.
-
-"How did it come into your hands, then--tell me that?"
-
-"Cousin Edward brought it for Fanny."
-
-"And you read the first two volumes and are now reading the third?"
-
-"Nay, mamma, 'tis I that was led by my curiosity," said Lottie hastily.
-
-"Though you have often heard me protest against the vice of novel
-reading? I wonder at you, Lottie. I am shocked that you should so yield
-to a vulgar temptation," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-"Nay, my dear madam, you must not talk of our dear 'Evelina' as if she
-were an everyday person," said Mr. Crisp. "On the contrary, she is a
-most interesting young lady, and if I do not soon learn what happens
-to her now that she has formed some very dubious intimacies, I shall be
-inconsolable. Have you read the book, Mrs. Burney?"
-
-"Not I indeed," replied Mrs. Burney, with more than a suggestion of
-indignation that such a charge should be brought against her. "I have
-heard enough about that book during the past month to prevent me from
-having any wish to read it, even if I were a novel reader, which I
-certainly deny. I am ashamed that any member of my household should so
-far forget her duty as to read such stuff."
-
-"Come, come, my dear lady, you must remember that there are novels and
-novels," said Mr. Crisp. "I have heard you praise Mr. Richardson, have I
-not?"
-
-"Mr. Richardson was a genius and a great moral writer, sir, as well."
-
-"The two are not invariably associated. But what if I tell you that
-this new book is worthy of being placed between 'Clarissa Harlowe' and
-'Pamela'?"
-
-"You will not do so gross an injustice to the memory of a great man, I
-am sure. But, if you please, we will discuss this no longer. No matter
-what this 'Evelina' may be, the fact remains that I gave a command that
-our home should be free from the taint of novel reading, and my wishes
-have been secretly ignored. I should not wonder if Fanny had encouraged
-Edward to procure the book for her."
-
-"I cannot deny it," said Fanny in a low voice. "'Twas my doing
-altogether. All the blame should rest on my shoulders--yes, from the
-first--the very first--from the title page on to 'Finis.'"
-
-"And your delinquency has given me greater pleasure than I have derived
-from other people's rectitude," said Mr. Crisp. Then he turned to Mrs.
-Burney.
-
-"Dear madam, you must forgive our Fannikin for her misdemeanour. If
-you had but read the book for yourself you would feel as I do on the
-subject. 'Tis the most fascinating story----"
-
-"That is, I hold, the worst of the matter," said Mrs. Burney. "The more
-fascinating the novel, the more dangerous it is, and the greater reason
-there is why it should be excluded from every honest home. A dull story
-may do but little harm. One might reasonably tolerate it even among a
-household of young girls, but a clever one--a fascinating one, as you
-call this 'Evelina,' should never be allowed to cross the threshold.
-But, by your leave, sir, we will talk no more upon a question on which I
-know we shall never agree."
-
-"That is the most satisfactory proposal that could be made," said Mr.
-Crisp, bowing. "I will only add that since you are so fully sensible
-of the danger of a delightful book in your house, you will take prompt
-measures to prevent the baleful influence of 'Evelina' from pervading
-your home, by despatching the third volume to me without delay. The
-third volume of such a novel may in truth be likened to the match in
-the barrel of gunpowder: 'tis the most dangerous part of the whole. The
-first two volumes are like the gunpowder--comparatively innocent, but
-the moment the third volume is attached--phew! So you would do well
-not to delay in getting rid of such an inflammatory composition, Mrs.
-Burney."
-
-"I promise you that you shall have it at once, sir," said Mrs. Burney.
-"And I trust that you will not allow the first and second to return to
-my house. A barrel of gunpowder may be as innocent as you say, so long
-as the match is withheld, but still I have no intention of turning our
-home into a powder magazine."
-
-That was the last reference made to "Evelina" while Mrs. Burney and the
-two girls remained at Chessington. They went away so as to be back
-in St. Martin's Street in time for dinner; but the moment they
-were together in the chaise Mrs. Burney burst out once more in her
-denunciation of the vice of novel reading. From her general treatment
-of the theme she proceeded--as the girls feared she would--to the
-particular instance of its practice which had just come under her
-notice. She administered to poor Susy a sound scolding for having
-received the book from her cousin Edward in secret, and another to poor
-Lottie for having ventured to read it without asking leave. The girls
-were soon reduced to tears, but not a word did they say in reply. They
-were loyal to their sister and her secret with which they had been
-entrusted. Not a word did either of them utter.
-
-The drive home on that lovely afternoon was a dreary one, especially
-after Mrs. Burney had said:
-
-"I fear that this duplicity has been going on for a long time in our
-house. Yes, I have noticed more than once an exchange of meaning glances
-between you and Fanny, and sometimes, too, when your cousin Edward was
-in the room. It seemed to me that you had some secret in common which
-you were determined to keep from me. I said nothing at that time, for
-though my suspicions were awakened, yet I thought it best to take the
-most favourable view of the matter, and I assumed that the secret--if
-there was a secret--was an innocent one--such as girls in a family may
-share among themselves about some trifling thing; but now I have no
-doubt that your glances and your winks and your elbowings had to do with
-the smuggling of books into the house for your surreptitious reading. I
-am ashamed of you. It hurts me deeply to find that, after all the care I
-have taken to preserve you in innocence of the world and its wickedness,
-you have been behaving with such duplicity. I shall, of course, think
-it my duty to let your father know what I have found out, and he may be
-able to suggest some means of preventing a repetition of such conduct."
-
-The poor girls dared not even look at each other for mutual sympathy,
-lest such glances should be interpreted by their mother as a further
-attempt to pursue the scheme of duplicity with which she had charged
-them. They could only sit tearful and silent until they were once again
-in St. Martin's Street. They longed to rush upstairs together to their
-room and mingle their tears in a sisterly embrace before determining
-how they should meet their stepmother's charges in the presence of their
-father.
-
-But Mrs. Burney was too astute a strategist to permit them to consult
-together.
-
-"Is your master within?" she inquired of William, the man-servant, who
-opened the door for them.
-
-"He is in the library, madam, with Mrs. Esther," replied the man.
-
-"So much the better," said Mrs. Burney to the girls. "We shall go
-directly to him, and your sister Esther will be present."
-
-She made them precede her to the room that was called the library. Dr.
-Burney and Hetty were laughing together across the table--the sound of
-their merriment had been heard by the girls before the door was opened.
-But at the portentous gravity of the entrance of Mrs. Burney her husband
-became grave.
-
-"You have returned early," he said, "and--good heavens! you have been
-weeping--you do not bring bad news--Fanny has not had a relapse?"
-
-"Fanny is quite well; but I bring you bad news," replied Mrs. Burney.
-"You will, I am sure, regard it as the worst possible news when I tell
-you that she, as well as her sisters here, have been guilty of the
-grossest disobedience--a conspiracy of disobedience, I may call it."
-
-"I am amazed--and grieved," said he. "But I can scarcely believe that,
-brought up as they have been----"
-
-"They do not deny it," said she. "I only discovered by chance that, in
-defiance of our rule against novel reading, they been have trafficking
-with their cousin Edward to procure novels for their secret reading, and
-the latest they smuggled into the house is that one called 'Evelina'--I
-actually found Fanny reading the book to Mr. Crisp, and her sisters
-admitted----"
-
-"But what did Fanny admit?" he cried.
-
-"She admitted that Edward had procured the book at her request," replied
-his wife. "Was not that enough?"
-
-"Not half enough--not a quarter enough, considering that it was Fanny
-who wrote 'Evelina' with her own hand and under our very noses without
-our suspecting it," said Dr. Burney quietly.
-
-Mrs. Burney looked at him dumbly for more than a whole minute. There was
-silence in the room.
-
-Then she sat slowly down on the nearest chair, still keeping her eyes
-fixed upon him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXII
-
-|DOCTOR BURNEY sat for a long time staring at a point high above his
-wife's head. The eldest daughter, Hetty, standing at the other side of
-the writing-table, was radiant; her eyes were dancing. The two others
-were standing together--huddled together, it might be said, for they
-suggested a pair of lambs recently frightened--doubtful of what is going
-to happen next and feeling that the closer they are to each other the
-safer they will be.
-
-"Did you ever hear of anything so funny?" said Hetty, glancing around
-and still radiant.
-
-Her father got upon his feet.
-
-"And she was the only one that never had any attention," said he, as if
-he had not heard Hetty's remark. "Fanny was left to make her own way as
-pleased her best--no one troubled about her education. She was left
-to pick up knowledge as best she could--the crumbs that fell from the
-others' table--that was how she picked up French when the others came
-back from school, and now she speaks it with the best of them... And
-so shy! Tell me, if you can, how she got her knowledge of things--the
-things in that book--the pictures red with life--the real life-blood of
-men and women--love--emotion--pathos--all that make up life--and don't
-forget the characterization--that's what seems to me all but miraculous.
-Hogarth--we all know that Hogarth drew his characters and fitted them
-into his pictures because he made it a point to walk among them and look
-at them with observant eyes; but tell me, if you can, what chance that
-child had of seeing anything; and yet she has filled her canvas, and
-every bit is made up of firm, true drawing. That is the chief wonder."
-
-He spoke evidently under the impulse of a great excitement at first, not
-looking at anyone in particular--just skimming them all with his eyes
-as he paced the room. But he seemed gradually to recover himself as
-he talked, and he appeared to address his last words to his wife. This
-assisted her to recover herself also--a minute or so in advance of him.
-
-"You seem to be sure that Fanny wrote it," she said, when he had done.
-"Is it fair to condemn her before you make sure?"
-
-Everyone looked at Mrs. Burney; but only her husband laughed.
-
-"Condemn her--condemn her for having written the finest novel since
-Fielding?" he said, with the laugh still on his face. There was no laugh
-on hers; on the contrary, its expression was more serious than ever.
-
-"A novel is a novel," she said. "I told Mr. Crisp--but that was
-only about the reading of novels--the cleverer they are the more
-mischievous--dangerous--even the reading--I never dreamt of her going
-so far as to write one, clever or otherwise. But a novel is still a
-novel--she must have neglected her duties in the house, though I failed
-to observe it... and sending it to a bookseller without saying a word to
-us! Who would have believed that a young woman with her training--"
-
-"It flashed across me when I read the verses addressed to myself at the
-beginning that she had asked my permission some months ago, and that
-I had given it--I did so laughing at the poor child's credulousness in
-believing that any bookseller would print it for her and pay her for the
-privilege--the privilege of making a thousand pounds out of her book."
-
-"What! are you serious?--a thousand pounds, did you say?"
-
-"Mr. Lowndes will make more than a thousand pounds by the sale of the
-book--Hetty tells me that he only paid Fanny twenty for it."
-
-"What is the world coming to--a fortune in a single book! And we talked
-about her being portionless, when all the time she was more richly
-endowed than all the rest of the family; for if she has written one
-book, she can certainly write another equally remunerative. 'Perhaps she
-has another ready for the printers."
-
-Mrs. Burney was blessed with the capacity to look at matters,
-however artistic they might be, from the standpoint of the practical
-housekeeper. The mention of so sonorous a sum as a thousand pounds
-caused the scales of prejudice to fall from the eyes through which she
-had regarded the act of authorship, and at that instant she perceived
-that it should not be thought of as a delinquency but as a merit.
-
-And, after all, it appeared that the girl had obtained the permission of
-her father to print it--that put quite a different complexion upon the
-transaction, did it not?
-
-And a thousand pounds--that appealed to the good sense of a practical
-person and swept away the last cobweb of prejudice that she had had
-respecting novels and their writers.
-
-"Has she another book written, think you?" she inquired in a tone full
-of interest. "Of course we shall see that she gets a better share of Mr.
-Lowndes' thousand pounds than she did for her first."
-
-"She has not written a line since 'Evelina,'" said Esther. "To be sure,
-I have not been her _confidante_ since I got married, but I know that
-she was so frightened at the thought of what she had done that she would
-not write another page."
-
-"Frightened! What had she to be frightened about?" cried Mrs. Burney in
-a tone of actual amazement.
-
-"Goodness knows," said Esther with a laugh.
-
-The sound of the dinner-bell coming at that moment had about it also
-something of the quality of a long, loud, sonorous outburst of laughter
-with a cynical tinkle at the last.
-
-The group in that room dissolved in all directions with exclamations of
-dismay at being overtaken by the dinner-hour so unprepared.
-
-"It is all over now," said Susy to Lottie, when they were alone in their
-room. "I was afraid when she ushered us so formally into the library
-that we would be forced to tell our secret."
-
-"I made up my mind that no torture of the rack or wild horses would
-unseal my lips," said Susy, earnestly. "Do you know, Lottie, I feel
-quite lonely without our secret."
-
-"It is just the same with me, dear," said Lottie. "I feel as if I were
-suddenly cut off from some great interest in life--as if I had gone
-downstairs one morning and found that someone had stolen the piano. I
-wonder if it was Hetty who told the padre."
-
-"Make haste and we shall soon learn all," said Susy.
-
-Before they had finished dinner they learned from their father how he
-had got to the bottom of the secret that they had so cherished.
-
-He had gone as usual to give a music lesson to Queenie Thrale, and when
-partaking of some refreshment before setting out for London, Mrs. Thrale
-had talked to him in terms of the highest praise of "Evelina." She had
-read the book twice over, she told him, and had lent it to Dr. Johnson,
-who could talk of nothing else. Then Mrs. Cholmondeley had arrived on a
-visit to Thrale Hall, and she, too, was full of praise of the book. She,
-too, had lent her copy to someone else--to no less important a person
-than Mr. Edmund Burke, and he had declared himself as greatly captivated
-by it as his friend Sir Joshua Reynolds had been. Everybody was
-talking about it, and the question of the authorship had been as widely
-discussed as before; Mrs. Cholmondeley had declared that she would give
-twenty guineas to find out for certain who it was that had written the
-book.
-
-Mrs. Thrale had thereupon suggested that Dr. Burney was in a better
-position than most people for solving the mystery, going about as he was
-from one part of the town to another and being in close touch with all
-manner of people.
-
-"But I had not, as you know, so much as read the book for myself--I
-seemed to be the only one in town who had not done so--and on getting
-home I sent William post haste to Mr. Lowndes to purchase a set. This
-done, I sat down to peruse the first volume. The page opened on the Ode;
-it lay beneath my eyes, and I tell you truly that I did not seem to read
-it: I seemed to hear Fanny's voice reading the verses in my ear, and
-the truth came upon me in a flash--incredible though it appeared, I knew
-that it was she who had written the book. Hetty came in before my eyes
-were dry--she saw the volume in my hand, and she understood all. 'You
-know,' was all that she said. I think that the greatest marvel was the
-keeping of the secret of the book! To think of its being known to four
-girls and never becoming too great for them to bear!"
-
-He was appealing to his wife, but she only nodded a cold acquiescence in
-his surprise. She remained silent, however, and this was something to be
-grateful for, the girls thought: they knew just what she was thinking,
-and they also knew that if they had some little trouble in keeping their
-secret, she had very much more in restraining herself from uttering some
-comment upon their reticence--their culpable reticence, she would
-think it. They could see that she was greatly displeased at having been
-excluded from their secret, since such an exclusion had forced her into
-a false position more than once--notably in the presence of Mr. Crisp,
-when she had become the assailant of novels and novel reading generally,
-and also when she had scolded them on their return in the chaise. But
-they were good girls, and they were ready to allow that they were in the
-wrong, even though they did not think so: that is what really good girls
-do in their desire for peace in their homes. And Lottie and Susy made
-up their minds that should their stepmother tax them with double-dealing
-and deceit, they would not try to defend themselves. The reflection that
-they had kept their sister's secret would more than compensate them for
-any possible humiliation they might suffer at Mrs. Burney's hands.
-
-All that Mrs. Burney said at the conclusion of her husband's further
-rhapsody about the marvel of Fanny's achievement, considering how she
-had been generally thought the dunce of the family, was comprised in a
-few phrases uttered in a hurt tone:
-
-"While no one is more pleased than myself to witness her success, I
-cannot but feel that she would have shown herself possessed of a higher
-sense of her duty as a daughter if she had consulted her father or his
-wife in the matter," she said.
-
-"That may be true enough," said Dr. Burney; "but if she had done so,
-would she have achieved her purpose any more fully than she has, I ask
-you? No, my dear, I do not feel, with any measure of certainty, that I
-would have gone far in my encouragement of her efforts, nor do I think
-that you would have felt it consistent with your principles to do so."
-
-"I was only referring to the question of a simple girl's duty in regard
-to her parents," said Mrs. Burney.
-
-"And your judgment on that point is, I am certain, unassailable," said
-he. "But here we have a girl who is no simple girl, but a genius; and
-I think that a good deal of latitude should be allowed to a genius--a
-little departure from the hard and fast line of the duties expected from
-a simple girl may be permitted in such a one as Fanny."
-
-"Well, she has succeeded in her aims--so much is plain," said Mrs.
-Burney. "But I hope that should any of her sisters set about a similar
-enterprise----"
-
-But the ringing laughter that came from the sisters, their father
-joining in with great heartiness, saved the need for her to complete
-her sentence. At first she felt hurt, but she quickly yielded to the
-exuberant spirit that pervaded the atmosphere of the room, and smiled
-indulgently, after the manner of a staid elderly lady who is compelled
-to take part in the romp of her girls and boys at Christmas time.
-
-She continued smiling, and the others continued laughing, and this
-spirit of good humour was maintained until bedtime.
-
-The girls knew that they would not be scolded for their participation
-in Fanny's secret; for Fanny by her success had justified any amount of
-double-dealing. If Fanny had made a fool of herself they would feel
-that they deserved to participate in her scolding; but success is easily
-pardoned, and so they rightly counted upon a general amnesty. What was
-it that their father had said about a thousand pounds?
-
-They went to bed quite happy, in spite of being deprived of the fearful
-joy of having a secret to keep.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIII
-
-|DR. BURNEY had given instructions that Fanny was not to be communicated
-with at Chessington until he had seen her; but that the third volume
-of the book was to be sent to Mr. Crisp without delay. He was to go to
-Streatham again in two days' time, and thence to Chessington, where he
-would make Mr. Crisp aware of the identity of the writer of "Evelina."
-
-He anticipated an interesting hour with Mr. Crisp, but a very much more
-interesting half-hour with Mrs. Thrale; for he meant, of course, to lose
-no time in letting that lady into the secret: he knew that she would
-make the most of the information he could impart to her; to be the first
-to learn what all her friends were striving to learn would at once place
-her above Mrs. Cholmondeley, who was willing to pay twenty guineas for
-the knowledge, and even Mrs. Montagu, who was inclined to patronize
-Mrs. Thrale and a good many other ladies, in spite of the fact that Dr.
-Johnson dined usually five days out of every week with Mrs. Thrale,
-but had only dined once with Mrs. Montagu since she had gone to her new
-house.
-
-Dr. Burney was well aware how valuable the Thrale connection was to him;
-a teacher of music is apt to look with sparkling eyes at a houseful of
-girls whose father possesses the possibilities of such wealth as was
-defined by Dr. Johnson in this particular case as beyond the dreams
-of avarice. Dr. Burney had a very nice judgment on the subject of an
-influential connection, and so was delighted to have a chance of doing
-a signal good turn to so deserving a patroness as Mrs. Thrale. Yes,
-he felt sure that his half-hour at Streatham Hall would be the
-most interesting of the many half-hours he had spent under the same
-hospitable roof.
-
-And he was not mistaken in his surmise.
-
-Mrs. Thrale had, as usual, several friends coming to partake of an early
-repast with her; and Dr. Burney had pictured to himself the effect of
-his announcement to the company that his daughter had written the book
-upon which he was pretty sure the conversation would turn--indeed, he
-felt that he would be greatly surprised if the conversation did not
-immediately rush to the question of "Evelina" and remain there for the
-rest of the afternoon; for the enterprising ladies would doubtless
-bring with them some fresh suggestions or new cues to its authorship.
-He pictured himself allowing them to go on for some time until perhaps a
-statement would be made which he should have to contradict point-blank.
-They would all look at him in surprise. What did he know about the
-matter? Was he interested in the question? Had he found out anything?
-
-How he would smile while saying quietly:
-
-"Well, I am more or less interested in the matter, the fact being that
-'Evelina' is the work of my daughter, Fanny Burney!"
-
-That would be, he thought, a fitting moment in which to divulge the
-secret; he saw the whole scene clearly before him.
-
-But before he had reached his destination that intuition of what would
-commend itself to a patron which had been so important an auxiliary to
-his ability in placing him above his rivals in his profession, overcame
-his desire to play the most important part in a dramatic scene; he
-perceived that such a rle should be taken by an influential patroness,
-and not by himself. Thus it was that when Mrs. Thrale was giving him a
-cup of chocolate after his journey he smiled, saying:
-
-"I was greatly interested in the conversation between Mrs. Cholmondeley
-and the other ladies when I was last here."
-
-"About 'Evelina'?" she inquired. "Ah, I wonder if Mrs. Cholmondeley has
-yet paid over her twenty guineas to the discoverer of the author. It
-seems that he has as arduous a task in regard to 'Evelina' as Raleigh
-had in regard to his El Dorado."
-
-"So it would appear," said Dr. Burney. "Let us hope that his efforts
-will be more highly valued than those of poor Sir Walter. Have you
-yourself no suspicions on the subject, madam?"
-
-"Oh, suspicions? There have been as many suspicions set going on this
-subject within the month as would be entertained only by the most
-imaginative Bow Street runner. For my own part, I maintain that the book
-could only have been writ by our friend Horace Walpole. He found that
-his 'Otranto' excited so much curiosity when published without a name,
-he came to the conclusion that he would produce another novel with
-the same amount of mystery attached to it. The only point against this
-assumption is that----"
-
-"That the book was assuredly written by another person," said Burney,
-smiling in a way that he designed to be somewhat enigmatical.
-
-Mrs. Thrale tried to interpret his smile.
-
-"What!" she exclaimed, "you have formed another theory--you--you have
-heard something since you were last here?"
-
-"Not something, madam--not a mere something, but everything--everything
-that is to be known regarding the writer of that book."
-
-"Is't possible? Who is your informant?--the value of all that you have
-heard is dependent upon the accuracy of your informant."
-
-"The book was written by the person whom I fancied I knew best of all
-the people in the world, and yet the last person whom I would believe
-capable of such a feat. The author of the book--I am the author of her
-being--she is none other than my daughter Fanny."
-
-Mrs. Thrale sat staring at him, one arm resting upon the table, her lips
-parted as if about to utter an exclamation of surprise, but unable to do
-so by reason of her surprise.
-
-More than a minute had passed before she was able to speak, and then she
-could do no more than repeat his words.
-
-"Your daughter Fanny--your daughter--but is not Fanny the little shy
-one that goes into a corner when you have company?" she asked, in a
-tone that suggested that she had heard something too ridiculous to be
-believed.
-
-"She is that one, madam," he replied. "It would seem as if the corner
-of a room has its advantages in enabling one to observe life from a
-true standpoint. Two eyes looking out from a corner with a brain behind
-them--there you have the true writer of a novel of life and character.
-Poor Fanny! How often have not I talked of her as 'poor Fanny'? She had
-no education except what she contrived to pick up haphazard--a sweet
-child--a lovable daughter, but the last person in the world to be
-suspected of such a book as 'Evelina.'"
-
-"You are sure, sir--you have seen--heard--you know?"
-
-"Beyond any doubt. Her sisters were let into the secret, but neither
-of her parents. I know now why that was--no want of duty--no lack of
-respect--she began the book for her own amusement, and it grew under
-her hand; she sent it to a bookseller, more as a jest than in the belief
-that anything would come of it, and up to the last it was treated by
-her and her sisters as a schoolroom mystery--a nursery secret--and
-Mrs. Burney and I were kept out of it solely because we were not of the
-nursery or the schoolroom. And when it became a serious matter we were
-excluded because they were afraid to reveal it to us--Fanny herself,
-dear child!--feared that we would be concerned if it were stillborn. It
-was only when it was at the point of being published by Mr. Lowndes that
-she came to me saying that she had been writing something and wanted
-my leave to send it forth, promising that no name would appear upon the
-title page. I gave my leave with a smile, and when I had my laugh at the
-innocence of the girl in fancying that any bookseller would pay for the
-printing of what she might scribble, I forgot all about the matter. It
-was only when I sent for the book and read the Ode addressed to myself
-that I seemed to hear Fanny's voice speaking the words in my ear--I told
-the others so when they returned from visiting her at Chessington. But
-meantime Esther had come to me, and she told me all that was known to
-her about the book and its secret."
-
-"The most wonderful story ever known--more wonderful than the story of
-Evelina herself!" cried Mrs. Thrale. "How people--Mrs. Cholmondeley and
-the rest--will lift up their hands! Who among them will believe it all
-possible? List, my dear doctor, you must bring her to me in the first
-instance--all the others will be clamouring for her to visit them--I
-know them! You must bring her to me without delay--why not to-day? I can
-easily send a chaise for her--a coach if necessary. Well, if not to-day,
-to-morrow. I must have her here. We will understand each other--she and
-I; and Dr. Johnson will be with us--quite a little company--for dinner.
-You will promise me?"
-
-"Be assured, dear madam, that there is no house apart from her home
-where I feel she would be happier than in this," said Dr. Burney. "She
-has often expressed the warmest admiration for you, and I know that her
-dearest wish is to be on terms of intimacy with you."
-
-"The sweet girl! she shall have her dearest wish gratified to the
-fullest extent, sir. You will bring her as early to-morrow as it suits
-you. Good heavens! to think of that dear retiring child taking the town
-by storm! Dr. Johnson wrote to me no later than last evening, expressing
-once more his delight in reading the book, and Mr. Burke, too--but you
-heard about Mr. Burke. I will never forget your courtesy in telling me
-first of all your friends that she was the author, dear doctor."
-
-"If not you, madam, whom would I have told?"
-
-"I shall be ever grateful. You will give me leave to make the revelation
-to my friends who will be here to-day?"
-
-"It is open for you to tell them all that I have told you, my dear
-madam; and you may truthfully add that if the writing of the book will
-bring her into closer intimacy with Mrs. Thrale, the author will feel
-that it has not been written in vain."
-
-He made his lowest bow on rising from the table to receive his pupil,
-who entered the room at that moment.
-
-He had confidence that he was right in his intuition that his patroness
-would act with good effect the rle which he had relinquished in
-her favour, when her friends would arrive in another hour for their
-"collation;" and he was ready to allow that none could have played the
-part more neatly than she did when the time came to prove how much
-better-informed she was than the rest of the world. She might have been
-possessed of the knowledge that Miss Burney was the writer of "Evelina"
-from the first, from the easy and natural way in which she said:
-
-"Pray do not trouble yourselves telling me what Mrs. Cholmondeley said
-to Mr. Lowndes, or what Mr. Lowndes said to someone else about the
-writer of the novel; for it happens that I know, and have known for--for
-some time the name of the author."
-
-There were a few little exclamations of surprise, and a very pretty
-uplifting of several pairs of jewelled hands at this calm announcement.
-
-"Oh, yes," she continued, "the writer is a friend of my own, and the
-daughter of one of my most valued friends, and if any people talk to you
-in future of 'Evelina' being the work of Mr. Walpole or Mr. Anstey or
-any man of letters, pay no attention to these astute investigators, but
-tell them that I said the book is the work of Miss Fanny Burney, one of
-the daughters of the celebrated Dr. Charles Burney, himself the author
-of a 'History of Music' that will live so long as the English language
-has a literature of its own."
-
-Mrs. Thrale did it all with amazing neatness, Dr. Burney thought; and
-the attempt that she made to conceal the expression of triumph in the
-glance that she gave to her guests let him know that his tact had been
-exercised in the right direction. Mrs. Thrale was not the woman to
-forget that he had given her such a chance of proving to her friends how
-intimate was her association with the literary history of the day. She
-had been for several years the patroness of Dr. Johnson, who had written
-the best dictionary, and now she was about to take under her protection
-Miss Burney, who had written the best novel. He knew that Mrs. Thrale
-was almost as glad to be able to reveal the secret of "Evelina" as if
-she had written the book herself.
-
-And everyone else at the table felt that Mrs. Thrale was indeed an
-amazingly clever woman; and wondered how Mrs. Cholmondeley would feel
-when she had learned that she had been forestalled in her quest after
-the information on which she had placed a value of twenty guineas.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIV
-
-|IT had all come to her now. She had had her dreams from time to time
-when working at her novel--dreams of recognition--of being received on
-terms of equality by some of the lesser literary people who had visited
-the house in St. Martin's Street, and had gone away praising the musical
-talents of her sisters, but leaving her unnoticed. Her aspirations had
-been humble, but it seemed to her so stupid to be stupid in the midst of
-a brilliant household, that she longed to be able to do something that
-would, at least, cause their visitors of distinction to glance into her
-corner and recognize her name when it was spoken in their hearing.
-That was all she longed for at first--to be recognized as "the one who
-writes," as people recognized "the one who plays." But since Signor
-Rauzzini had come upon the scene her ambitions had widened. She dreamt
-not merely of recognition, but of distinction, so that he might be proud
-of her, and that she might not merely be spoken of as the wife of the
-Roman singer. That dream of hers had invariably been followed by a
-feeling of depression as she reflected upon the improbability of its
-ever being realized, and if it should not be realized, all hope of
-happiness would pass from her life. Thus it was that for some months she
-had lived with the cold finger of despair constantly pressing upon her
-heart. She was so practical--so reasonable--that she could never yield
-herself up to the fascination of the Fool's Paradise of dreams; she was
-ready to estimate her chances of literary success, and the result of
-the operation was depressing. How could any young woman who had seen so
-little of life, and who had been so imperfectly educated, have any hope
-to be received as a writer of distinction? What claim to distinction
-could such a girl as she advance in the face of the competition that was
-going on around her in every branch of distinctive work?
-
-For some months her good sense and her clear head were her greatest
-enemies; evermore bringing her back to the logic of a life in which
-everything is represented by figures, from a great artistic success to
-a butcher's bill--a life in which dreams play a part of no greater
-significance than the splendid colours clinging about the West in the
-unalterable routine of the setting sun.
-
-Many times she had awakened in the night to weep as she felt the
-bitterness of defeat; for her book had been given to the world and the
-world had received it as the sea receives a stone that is flung upon its
-surface. That simile of the stone and the sea was constantly recurring
-to her, and every time she saw that it was weak--that it fell short of
-meeting her case, for her book had made no stir whatsoever in the world,
-whereas a stone, however small it might be, could not be given to the
-sea without creating some stir on the surface of the waters.
-
-And then, quite unexpectedly, had come a whisper from the world to tell
-her that her book had not been submerged: the whisper had increased in
-volume until it had sounded in her ears like a shout of acclamation,
-telling her that the reality had far surpassed her most sanguine dreams,
-and that common-sense reasoning is sometimes farther astray in its
-operation than are the promptings of the most unreasonable ambition.
-
-These were her rose-tinted reflections while driving with her father
-from Chessington to Streatham, a journey which represented to her the
-passing from obscurity to distinction, the crossing of the Jordan and
-the entering into the Land of Promise.
-
-Fanny Burney has herself told the story of her father's coming to her
-at Chessington, and of her dear old friend's reception of the marvellous
-news that Dr. Burney brought to him--of the phrases which she
-overheard while the two men were in a room together--the incredulous
-exclamations--"Wonderful--it's wonderful!"--"Why, she has had very
-little education but what she has given herself--less than any of the
-others"--"The variety of characters--the variety of scenes, and the
-language"--"Wonderful!" And then Mr. Crisp's meeting her, catching her
-by the hands as she was going in to supper, and crying, "Why, you little
-hussy, ain't you ashamed to look me in the face you--you 'Evelina,' you!
-Why, what a dance you have led me about it!" Miss Burney has brought the
-scene vividly before our eyes in her Diary.
-
-It was one of the happiest days of her life; she saw the pride with
-which her father regarded her, for Dr. Burney was a practical man
-who valued achievement as it deserved, and was, besides, the best of
-fathers, and the most anxious to advance the interests of his children.
-He looked with pride upon his daughter, and talked of her having made
-Mr. Lowndes a wealthy man. His estimate of her earning powers had
-increased: he now declared that even if Lowndes had paid a thousand
-pounds for the book, his profits off it would enable him to buy an
-estate!
-
-It was the happiest evening of her life; and now she was in the chaise
-with her beloved father, driving to Streatham, where they were to
-dine, and Dr. Johnson was to be of the party. This meant more than
-recognition, it meant the Land of Promise of her ambitious dreams.
-
-She had many matters to reflect upon at this time, but all her
-reflections led to the one point--her next meeting with Rauzzini. The
-truth that had been revealed to her among Sir Joshua Reynolds' superb
-canvases, that love was more than all else that the world could give
-her, remained before her, as a luminous fixed star, to be a guide to her
-life; and the happiness that she now felt was due to the thought that
-she could go to the man whom she loved, without a misgiving, without
-fearing that he would hear those dreaded voices of the world saying that
-he had been a fool to ally himself with a nonentity, or that she would
-hear the whispers of those who might suggest that she had done very well
-for herself. She had long before made her resolution only to go to him
-when she could do so on terms of equality. At that time her resolution
-seemed to shut her out from all chances of happiness; she knew this, but
-at the same time she believed that it would shut both of them out from
-every chance of unhappiness; and so she had allowed it to dominate her
-life.
-
-That was where her common-sense and her reasonableness had their way,
-prevailing over that blind impulse which she now and again had, to trust
-to chance--and love--to overcome every other consideration, and to give
-her lover and herself happiness solely by being together. It was such
-impulses as this that caused love to be referred to as blind. But she
-was now ready to thank heaven for having given her strength to overcome
-it and so to give the victory to reason and good sense.
-
-She made up her mind to write to him before she slept that very night,
-telling him what her resolution had been--he had called it a mystery,
-not knowing anything about it--and asking him to rejoice with her that
-she had been able to maintain it, so that the barrier which she had seen
-between them was now swept away.
-
-"Come to me--come to me"--that would be the burden of her letter to him;
-she would send it to him and he would come.
-
-The thought made her lean back among the cushions of the chaise and shut
-her eyes, the better to enclose the vision of happiness that came from
-her heart. He would come to her and her happiness would be complete.
-
-So she arrived with her father at Thrale Hall and was welcomed by Mrs.
-Thrale in the porch. When she had made her toilet for dinner she was
-shown into the drawing-room. As she entered, she was conscious of the
-presence of several men, and the one nearest to her was, she saw, Signor
-Rauzzini.
-
-All the men in the room were looking toward her except Rauzzini. He was
-standing by the side of a small table, presenting his profile to her,
-and his eyes were gazing across the room at a picture that hung between
-the windows, a frown on his face.
-
-She was startled, and the blood rushed to her cheeks. It would have done
-so on her entering the room, even if she had not been surprised to see
-her lover there when she believed him to be still in France.
-
-She had stopped before reaching the middle of the room, and then she
-was hidden from the view of everybody by a huge mass of manhood in the
-person of Dr. Johnson. He seemed inclined to embrace her; and as he
-swung himself close to her, there was no one in the room that had not a
-moment of trepidation lest he should fall over her and crush her flat.
-
-Mrs. Thrale tripped alongside Fanny, as if ready to die with her.
-
-"Oh, come, Dr. Johnson," she cried. "I have no intention of allowing
-you to monopolize Miss Burney, for that I perceive is your desire. The
-gentlemen must be presented to her in proper form."
-
-"Madam," said he, "I understood clearly that Miss Burney was coming
-hither for myself alone, and I have no mind to share so precious a
-morsel with others. Miss Burney and I are old friends, give me leave to
-say; I have more than once been interested in a book in the room where
-she was sitting in her father's house. Come to my arms, Miss Burney, and
-we shall laugh together at the jealous glances the others cast at me."
-
-"Miss Burney will sit beside you at dinner, sir, and that must suffice
-you for the present," said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny by the hand.
-
-But Johnson had succeeded, after more than one ineffectual attempt, in
-grasping Miss Burney's left hand, and in his ponderous playfulness, he
-refused to relinquish it, so that she had to make her curtsies to the
-gentlemen with Mrs. Thrale on one side of her and Johnson on the other.
-There was Mr. Seward and Sir Joshua Reynolds, and two others besides
-Signor Rauzzini. Each of them had a compliment to offer her, and did so
-very pleasantly and with great tact.
-
-"Now that is done, Miss Burney and I can sit together on the sofa, and
-she will tell me why she loves the Scotch and I will scold her for it,"
-said Johnson complacently.
-
-"Nay, sir, Miss Burney has not yet greeted Signor Rauzzini," said Mrs.
-Thrale. "You and Miss Burney are already acquainted, I know, Signor
-Rauzzini, though you did fancy that she was one of the musical girls of
-St. Martin's Street."
-
-Rauzzini took a single step away from the table at which he had remained
-immovable, and bowed low, without speaking a word.
-
-Fanny responded. They were separated by at least three yards.
-
-"Dinner is on the table, sir," announced a servant from the door.
-
-"I am not sorry," said Johnson. "Mrs. Thrale gave me a solemn promise
-that Miss Burney should sit next to me. That was why I kept my eye on
-Miss Burney."
-
-"And hand too, sir," remarked Mr. Seward.
-
-"Why, yes, sir, and hand too, if you insist," said Johnson. "And let me
-tell you, sir, that a Lichfield man will keep his hand on anything he
-wishes to retain when another Lichfield man is in the same room."
-
-His laughter set the ornaments on the mantelpiece a-jingling.
-
-And they went in to dinner before the echoes had died away.
-
-Mrs. Thrale kept her promise, and Fanny was placed next to Johnson. But
-even then he did not let go her hand. He held it in one of his own and
-patted it gently with the other. Fanny glanced down the table and saw
-that the eyes of the young Roman were looking in her direction, and that
-they were flaming. What could he mean, she wondered. She had been at
-first amazed at his bearing toward her in the drawing-room; but after
-a moment's thought, she had supposed that he had assumed that distant
-manner to prevent anyone from suspecting the intimacy there was between
-them. But what could that angry look in his eyes portend? Was it
-possible that he could be jealous of Dr. Johnson's awkward attention to
-her?
-
-She was greatly troubled.
-
-But if he had, indeed, resented Johnson's attention to her, such a plea
-was no longer valid after the first dish had been served, for in an
-instant Johnson's attention was transferred, with increased force, to
-the plate before him, and during the solid part of the meal, at least,
-it was never turned in any other direction. Poor Fanny had never seen
-him eat, nor had she the same privilege in respect of Mr. Thrale. But
-she needed all the encouragement that her hostess could afford her to
-enable her to make even the most moderate meal while such distractions
-were in her immediate neighbourhood; and she came to the conclusion that
-she had been ridiculously fastidious over the prodigious tea and its
-service at Mr. Barlowe's in the Poultry.
-
-But Mrs. Thrale was as tactful and as chatty as ever, and Mr. Seward
-made pleasant conversation for her, sitting, as he did, on the other
-side from Johnson. When Johnson was eating, his fellow guests understood
-that their chance was come to express their views without a dread of
-being contradicted by him.
-
-But from the feebleness of her contribution to the chat of the table,
-Mrs. Thrale as well as Mr. Seward perceived that all they had been told
-about the timidity of little Miss Burney was even less than the truth.
-
-But for that matter, Signor Rauzzini, who had been placed between Mrs.
-Thrale and Dr. Burney, was found by both of them to be also singularly
-averse from joining in the conversation, whether in reply to Burney, who
-addressed him in Italian, or to his hostess, who spoke French to him.
-
-As Mrs. Thrale talked a good deal herself, however, she rose with an
-impression that there had been no especial lack of brilliancy at the
-table.
-
-She took Fanny away with her, her determination being that if she should
-fail to draw this shy young creature out of her shell, she would at any
-rate convince her that her hostess was deserving of the reputation
-which she enjoyed for learning, combined with vivacity, so that their
-companionship could not be otherwise than profitable after all.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXV
-
-|IT was not yet six o'clock and the sun was not due to set for more than
-another hour. The evening was a lovely one. From the shrubberies around
-the house came the liquid notes of countless blackbirds and thrushes,
-and above the trees of the park the cawing of the rooks as they wheeled
-above their nests and settled upon the branches.
-
-"We shall sit on the terrace for half an hour, if you have a mind
-to," said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny through the drawing-room into a
-smaller room that opened upon a long terrace above the beds of the
-flower-garden. Here were several seats and a small table bearing writing
-materials.
-
-"Here I do most of my correspondence in the summer," said Mrs. Thrale.
-"Sitting at that table in the open air, I have few distractions, unless
-I choose to accept the birds as such; and here I hope you will begin
-a new novel, or better still, a comedy that Mr. Sheridan will produce,
-with Mrs. Abington in her most charming gowns--you must give your
-namesake a chance of wearing a whole trunkful of gowns." They seated
-themselves, and Mrs. Thrale continued:
-
-"Now I have confided in you how I do my simple work, and I wish to hear
-from you by what means you found time to write your novel. That is the
-greatest secret of all associated with 'Evelina'--so your father thinks.
-Mrs. Burney I always knew as a model housekeeper--a model manager of a
-family, and how you could contrive to write a single page without her
-knowledge is what baffles me as well as your father."
-
-"To tell you all would, I fear, be to confess to a lifetime of
-duplicity," said Fanny. "I am sometimes shocked now when I reflect upon
-my double-dealing."
-
-"Tell me how you first came to stray from the paths of virtue--such a
-story is invariably interesting," said Mrs. Thrale.
-
-"My story is like all the others," replied Fanny. "I only meant to turn
-aside a little way, but soon I lost myself and I knew that there was no
-retracing my steps."
-
-"Alas, alas, the old story!" said Mrs. Thrale, with a long-drawn sigh.
-"Well, happily, you were not able to retrace your steps."
-
-"I had no idea that the story would grow upon me as it did," said Fanny.
-"I really only meant it to be a diversion for our dear friend, Mr.
-Crisp, and an exercise for myself. I wrote a scrap now and again at odd
-moments--when I was supposed to be writing to Mr. Crisp, or copying out
-my father's notes for his History, at home as well as at Ches-sington,
-and when I was staying at Lynn; and so the thing grew and grew until I
-was afraid to look at what I had perpetrated."
-
-"You are paraphrasing _Macbeth_, my dear: 'I am afeared to think what I
-have done: Look on't again I dare not,'" said the elder lady. "But with
-all you were able to prepare your father's great work for the press--he
-told me as much; so that what your double-dealing comes to is that you
-did his writing as well as your own, and at the same time neglected none
-of your ordinary household duties--if you had done so Mrs. Burney would
-have informed you of it, I have no doubt. An excellent housewife, Mrs.
-Burney! And now you shall tell me how you contrived to bring together so
-marvellous a group of characters--you who have lived so short a time in
-the world, and had so small an amount of experience."
-
-"I should like someone to answer that question for me," said Fanny. "It
-was not until I read the book in print that I began to be surprised at
-it, and to wonder how it came to be written and how those characters had
-found their way into it."
-
-But this question was too interesting a one not to be pursued by Mrs.
-Thrale; and for half an hour she put inquiry after inquiry to Fanny
-respecting the characters, the incidents and the language of "Evelina."
-Mrs. Thrale was certainly determined to place herself in a position to
-prove to her friends that Miss Burney had made a _confidante_ of her in
-all matters, down to the smallest detail of the book.
-
-In ordinary circumstances Fanny would have been delighted to give
-her her confidence in regard to these particulars--she had always a
-childlike pleasure in talking about her books--but at this time she only
-did so with a great effort. For while Mrs. Thrale was plying her with
-questions about "Evelina," there was ever before Fanny the unanswered
-question as to what Rauzzini meant by his coldness and formality both
-before dinner and during that meal. What did he mean by looking at her
-with that reproachful frown upon his face? What did he mean by averting
-his eyes from her when he had a chance of exchanging confidences with
-her, as he had often done before? What did he mean by sitting at the
-table without addressing a single word to her?
-
-These were the questions which she was struggling in vain to answer to
-her own satisfaction all the time that Mrs. Thrale was putting
-inquiry after inquiry to her upon a matter that Fanny now regarded as
-insignificant compared with the one that she was trying to answer for
-herself.
-
-Mrs. Thrale was just beginning a series of questions on the subject of
-the comedy which she meant Miss Burney to write, when a servant appeared
-with a message for the former.
-
-"Tiresome!" exclaimed Fanny's hostess, rising. "Here is some
-insignificant household matter that can only be dealt with by the
-mistress--summer frocks for two girls: the carrier has brought some
-boxes--the summer has come upon us before spring has prepared us for
-its arrival, and there has been a despairing cry heard in the nursery.
-I need not excuse myself to you, Miss Burney. You will spare me for ten
-minutes."
-
-Miss Burney hoped that the feeling of relief of which she was conscious
-did not show itself on her face, when she expressed the hope that Mrs.
-Thrale would not think of her; she would be quite happy with the birds.
-
-"And the comedy--do not forget the comedy."
-
-Miss Burney laughed, but before her hostess had reached the door leading
-off the terrace, she was once more immersed in that question:
-
-"What does he mean by his change of attitude in regard to me?"
-
-It was serious--so much she knew. He had heard something that had caused
-him to change. But what could he have heard? What manner of man was he
-that would allow himself to be so influenced by anything that he might
-hear against her, without first coming to her for an explanation?
-
-Her mind went back to the evening when they had first met. It was in St.
-Martin's Street. He was there on the invitation of Dr. Burney: but it
-seemed that he had become conscious of a sympathy existing between her
-and himself, for he had remained by her side for a full hour while the
-others in the room were singing and playing on the piano, and he had
-held her hand at parting, expressing the hope, which his eyes confirmed,
-that they would soon meet again.
-
-And they had met again and again until one evening they found themselves
-alone in an anteroom to the apartment where a musical programme
-was being performed at a great house. Then he had told her that his
-happiness depended on her returning the love which he bore her; and
-startled though she had been, yet when he took her hand all her shyness
-seemed to vanish and she confessed....
-
-A sound behind her only served to make her memory seem more vivid, for
-it was his voice that reached her ear and it was singing the same aria
-that he had come from singing on that evening--the passionate
-"_Lascia ch'io pianga_" of Handel. Once more she was listening to
-the strains--they came from one of the rooms that opened upon the
-terrace--and now the chords of the accompaniment were struck with a
-vehemence that had been absent from her father's playing to Rauzzini's
-singing upon that occasion.
-
-She listened as if in a dream while the noble, despairing strain went on
-to its close, and the melody sobbed itself into silence--a silence
-that the birds among the roses seemed unwilling to break, for only an
-occasional note of a thrush was in the air....
-
-She heard the sound of the door opening a little way down the
-terrace--of a foot upon the flagged path. She did not raise her head,
-but she knew that he was there--only a few yards away from her.
-
-Through the silence there came the cawing of rooks far away among the
-trees of the park.
-
-Then all at once she heard his sudden exclamation of surprise. He had
-not seen her at first; he saw her now.
-
-"_Dio mio! ella qui!_"
-
-Still she did not turn her head toward him. More than a minute had
-passed before she heard his slow steps as he approached her. He was
-beside her for quite as long before he spoke.
-
-"I did not know that you were here," he said in a low voice. "But I am
-glad. It is but right that I should say good-bye to you alone."
-
-Then she looked up.
-
-"Why--why--why?" she cried almost piteously. "Why should you say
-good-bye? What has made the change in you?"
-
-"It is not I who have changed: it is you," said he. "I loved the sweet,
-modest, untarnished jewel of a girl--a pearl hidden away from the sight
-of men in a dim sea-cave--a violet--ah, I told you how I loved the
-violet that hides itself from every eye--that was what you were when
-I loved you, and I hoped to return to your side and find you the same.
-Well, I return and--ah, where is the exquisite shrinking one that I
-looked for? Gone--gone--gone for ever, and in her place I find one whose
-name is in every mouth--not a soft, gentle girl, but a woman who has put
-her heart into a book--_Dio mio!_ A woman who puts her heart into a
-book is like a woman who disrobes in a public place--worse--worse--she
-exposes a heart that should be sacred--feelings that it would be a gross
-indelicacy to exhibit to the eyes of man!"
-
-"And that is how you think of me on account of what I have done?" said
-she.
-
-"How can I think anything else?" he cried. "I told you that I loved you
-because you were so unlike others--because you were like a child for
-timidity and innocence of the world. I told you on that last evening we
-were together how greatly I admired the act of Miss Linley in turning
-her back upon the platform where she had sung and vowing never to
-return to it--that was what I told you I loved--I who have seen how
-the nature--the womanly charm of every woman suffers by reason of her
-appealing to the public for money--for applause. That beautiful creature
-forsook the platform before it was too late--before the evil influence
-could work her ruin. But you--what do I hear the day I return to
-England?--you have put your heart--your soul, into a book that causes
-your name to be tossed about from mouth to mouth--Fanny Burney--Fanny
-Burney--Fanny Burney--I hear that name, which I regarded as sacred,
-spoken as freely as men speak the name of their Kitty Fisher--their
-Polly Kennedy--their Fanny Abington! These are public characters--so
-are you--oh, my God! so are you. You should have heard how you were
-discussed in that room behind us before you arrived to-day--that
-gross man Johnson--he called you by a dozen pet names as if he had a
-right--'Fan'--'Fannikin'--I know not what--' a shy rogue '--that was
-another! They laughed! They did not see the degradation of it. You were
-a toy of the public--the vulgar crowd! Ah, you saw how that gross man,
-who fed himself as a wolf, tucked you under his arm and the others only
-smiled! Oh, I was shocked--shocked!"
-
-"And I felt proud--prouder than I have felt in my life," said she. "But
-now I see what I have lost--forfeited. Listen to me and I will tell
-you what my dream was. I had written that book, but I had no hope of
-printing it until I met you and heard from your lips--all that I heard."
-
-"It was the truth--then: I loved you--then."
-
-"I knew that it was the truth. But who was I that I should be beloved by
-you? I felt that it would be unendurable to me to hear people refer
-to us--as I knew they would--the great singer who had stooped to a
-nonentity."
-
-"Ah! that was the charm!"
-
-"Who except you would have said so? I knew what they would say, and I
-made up my mind that I would not go to you except as an equal. I wanted
-you to marry someone of whom you would feel proud, and I thought that
-I had a little gift which I would lay at your feet. I did my best to
-perfect it for your sake; but even when the book was printed I would not
-give you my promise until I had assured myself that the gift would be
-pronounced worthy of your acceptance. That was why I put you off for so
-many months."
-
-"Ah, that was your mystery--you called it a mystery."
-
-"That was my secret--my mystery. Never mind; I thought that my hope was
-realized when everyone about me was talking of the book and when people
-whose opinion was valuable had said it was good--my one thought, God
-knows, was that I could go to you--that I could make you happy, since I
-should be thought by the world to be in some measure at least, worthy of
-you."
-
-"My poor child! you have not made me happy, but miserable. No one can
-make me happy now. I do not love you now--you are a different person
-now, and you can never return to be what you were. That is the worst of
-all: you can never return to your former innocence."
-
-"I can bear to hear you say even that; for now I perceive the mistake I
-made. I should not have thought of the difference between us: I should
-only have had one thought--that you had offered me your love and that I
-was ready to offer you my love. That should have been enough for me. You
-were right, I was wrong. Good-bye."
-
-He looked at her for a few moments--tears were in his eyes and on his
-cheeks--then he turned away with a passionate gesture, crying in his
-native tongue:
-
-"Mother--mother in heaven! I loved her because she was of a nature the
-same as yours--saint-like as a lily--shrinking from the world--in the
-world but having nothing in common with the world. I loved her because
-I thought that she was as you were. I will not be a traitor to your
-ideal--to your memory."
-
-He returned to her.
-
-"I am alone in the world; but I know that the spirit of that saint,
-my mother, looks down upon me from her heaven, and will comfort me. My
-heart is broken. _Addio! Addio!_ I do not mean to be cruel--tell me that
-you do not accuse me of being cruel!"
-
-"I do not accuse you. I think I understand you--that is all."
-
-"_Addio--addio--addio!_"
-
-The sound of his voice grew less with every word.
-
-She was alone in the silence of the twilight.
-
-Not for long, however. She heard the voice of Mrs. Thrale in the room
-behind her, followed by the protests of Dr. Johnson.
-
-"Miss Burney and I want to have an undisturbed talk together about
-writing books," Mrs. Thrale was saying as she came out upon the terrace.
-
-"Books, madam; any fool can talk of books, and a good many fools avail
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- <h1>
- FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL
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- <h2>
- By Frank Frankfort Moore.
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- <h4>
- Author of &ldquo;The Jessamy Bride,&rdquo; &ldquo;A Nest of Linnets,&rdquo; &ldquo;I Forbid the 'Banns,&rdquo;
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- London: Hutchinson &amp; Co. Paternoster Row, E. C.
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- 1913
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- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II </a>
- </p>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0033"> CHAPTER XXXIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0034"> CHAPTER XXXIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0035"> CHAPTER XXXV </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- <i>FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL</i>
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>NDEED, I am not
- quite assured in my mind that the influence of Mr. Garrick upon such a
- family as ours is healthy,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, when the breakfast cups had
- been removed and the maid had left the room in the little house in St.
- Martin's Street, off Leicester Fields. Dr. Burney, the music-master, had
- not to hurry away this day: his first lesson did not begin until noon; it
- was to be given at the mansion of Mr. Thrale, the brewer, at Streatham,
- and the carriage was not to call for him for another hour. He was glancing
- at the <i>Advertiser</i> in unaccustomed indolence, but when his wife had
- spoken he glanced up from the paper and an expression of amused surprise
- was upon his face. His daughter Fanny glanced up from the work-basket
- which her mother had placed ready for her the moment that the
- breakfast-table had been cleared, and the expression upon little Miss
- Burney's face was one that had something of fright in it. She was too
- short-sighted to see the wink which her brother James, lieutenant in His
- Majesty's navy, gave her, for their stepmother had her back turned to him.
- But Mrs. Burney, without seeing him, knew that, as he himself would phrase
- it, he had tipped Fanny a wink. She turned quickly round upon him, and if
- she had previously any doubt on this point, it was at once dispelled by
- the solemnity of his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney gave a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The influence of Mr. Garrick is like that of the air we breathe,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;It is not to be resisted by the age we live in, leaving family
- matters out of the question altogether: the Burney family must inhale as
- much of the spirit of Mr. Garrick as the rest of the town-they cannot help
- themselves, <i>ces pauvres Burneys!</i> they cannot live without Mr.
- Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney shook her head solemnly; so did Lieutenant James Burney, for
- he had all his life been under the influence of Mr. Garrick, when the
- atmosphere brought by Mr. Garrick was one of comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My meaning is that Mr. Garrick is not content to allow simple people such
- as ourselves to live as simple people,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I protest that
- I have felt it: the moment he enters our house we seem to be in a new
- world-whatsoever world it is his whim to carry us to.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the truth, my dear-he can do what he pleases with us and with all
- the thousands who have flocked to his playhouse since his Goodman's Fields
- days&mdash;he has made a fortune as a courier; transporting people to
- another world for an hour or two every night&mdash;a world that is less
- humdrum than this in which four beats go to every bar and every crotchet
- goes to a beat! Dear soul! he has made our hearts beat at times beyond all
- computation of time and space.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will herring-bone the edges neatly, Fanny: I noticed some lack of
- neatness in the last of the napery that left your hand, my dear,&rdquo; said
- Mrs. Burney, bending over her stepdaughter at her work-basket; and,
- indeed, it seemed that the caution was not unnecessary, for Fanny's eyes
- were gleaming and she was handling her work with as great indifference
- (for the moment) as though she esteemed plain sewing something of drudgery
- rather than a delight. And now, having administered her timely caution,
- the good lady turned to her husband, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To my mind what you have claimed for Mr. Garrick but adds emphasis to my
- contention that his visits have a disturbing influence upon a homely
- family, taking them out of themselves, so to speak, and transporting them
- far beyond the useful work of their daily life. I have noticed with pain
- for some time past that Fanny's heart has not been in her work: her
- cross-stitch has been wellnigh slovenly, and her herring-boning has really
- been indifferent&mdash;I say it with sorrow; but dear Fanny is too good a
- girl to take offence at my strictures, which she knows are honest and
- meant for her good.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Lieutenant Burney, &ldquo;I pray you to give me leave to bear you
- out; but at the same time to make excuses for Fan. I must do so in justice
- to her, for the blame rests with me so far as the herring-boning is
- concerned. I confess, with tears in my eyes, that 'twas I who provided her
- with the last models for her herring-boning; and 'twas surely some demon
- in my breast that prompted me to substitute the skeleton of one of the
- South Sea fishes which I hooked when becalmed with Captain Cook within
- sight of Otaheite, for the true herring whose backbone is a model of
- regularity to be followed by all workers with the needle, when deprived of
- the flesh, which is the staple fare of hundreds of honest families and,
- while nourishing them amply, prevents their thoughts from carrying them
- beyond the region pervaded by the smell of their cooking.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That were a wide enough area upon occasions for the most ambitious of
- thinkers,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, controlling his features, seeing that his wife
- took the ward-room humour of his son with dreadful seriousness. He made a
- sign to James to go no further&mdash;but James had gone round the world
- once, and he was not to be checked in a humbler excursion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, madam, 'tis my duty to confess that Fanny's model was the
- flying-fish, and not the simple Channel herring, hence the failure to
- achieve the beautiful regularity of design which exists in the backbone of
- the latter from the figurehead to the stern, larboard sloping in one
- direction and starboard in the other. If anyone be culpable 'tis myself,
- not Fanny; but I throw myself on your mercy, and only implore that the
- herring-boning of my sister will not result in a whaling for me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney looked seriously from her brother to Fanny, and getting no cue
- from either, began:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis indeed honourable for you to endeavour by your confession to excuse
- the fault of your sister, James&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The traditions of the service, madam&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began the lieutenant,
- laying his hand on his heart; but he got no further, for Fanny could
- restrain herself no longer; she burst into a laugh and dropped her work,
- and her father rose, holding up his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The jest has gone far enough, James,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We sleep in beds in this
- house and do not swing in hammocks. Keep your deep-sea jests until you are
- out of soundings, if it please you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, sir,&rdquo; said James; &ldquo;but i' faith there's many a true
- word said in jest; and it seems to me that there's a moral in the parable
- of the young woman who took the flying-fish of the South Seas for her
- model rather than the herring of the three-fathom coast-line of the
- Channel; and that moral touches close upon the complaint made by our good
- mother against Mr. Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let it be so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, who was a clever enough woman to
- perceive that it would be unwise to make a grievance of the impudence of a
- young naval gentleman. &ldquo;Let it be so; let it be that we are simple,
- homely, wholesome herrings, we are none the better for such a flying-fish
- as Mr. Garrick coming among us, giving us, it may be, the notion that our
- poor fins are wings, and so urging us to make fools of ourselves by
- emulating the eagle. The moral of your fable is that we should keep to our
- own element&mdash;is not that so, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I' faith, madam, I am not sure but that 'tis so, and I haul down my
- colours to you, and feel no dishonour in the act,&rdquo; cried James. &ldquo;Lord,
- where should we all be to-day if it were not for the good women who hold
- fast to the old traditions of the distaff and needle? They are the women
- who do more for the happiness of men than all who pass their time dipping
- quills in ink-horns or daubing paint upon good canvas that might with luck
- be hung from a stunsail boom and add another knot to the log of a frigate
- of seventy-two! Is there anyone who dines at the table of Sir Joshua
- Reynolds round the corner that does not wish with all his heart that his
- sister would sell her palette and buy a wine-glass or two with the
- proceeds? Why, when we went to dinner at Sir Joshua's yesterday there were
- not enough glasses to go round the table.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There never are&mdash;that is well known,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay; let us take to ourselves the reproof of Dr. Johnson to Mr.
- Boswell when he complained, loud enough almost for Sir Joshua himself to
- hear him, about the scarcity of service. 'Sir,' said Dr. Johnson, 'some
- who have the privilege of sitting at this table, and you are one of them,
- sir, will be wiser if they keep their ears open and their mouths shut than
- they would if they had the means of drinking all that you are longing to
- drink.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell, in spite of the reproof, contrived to lurch from the table
- with more wine than wisdom 'tween decks,&rdquo; remarked James.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He must have found a wine-glass,&rdquo; said Miss Susy Burney, who had been
- quite silent but quite attentive to every word that had been spoken since
- breakfast-time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so the honour of Mrs. Reynolds's housekeeping is saved,&rdquo; said Dr.
- Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, is not Mr. Boswell a Scotsman?&rdquo; cried the irrepressible James.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is his lifelong sorrow, since he fancies it to be an insuperable
- barrier between his idol, Dr. Johnson, and himself,&rdquo; replied his father.
- &ldquo;But how does his Scotsmanship bear upon the wine-glass question?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, without being versed in the subtleties of theology I make bold
- to think that Father Adam did not suffer hunger until knives and forks
- were invented,&rdquo; said James. &ldquo;Your drouthy Scot will drink straight from
- the bottle if no beaker be at hand. Oh, why was not Mr. Garrick at Sir
- Joshua's to rouse our spirits by his imitation of Mr. Boswell seeking for
- a wine-glass&mdash;and after?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell is too trivial a subject for Davy: I have seen him take off
- Dr. Johnson mixing a bowl of punch until I was like to die of laughter. I
- protest that when he came to the squeezing of the imaginary lemon, while
- he cried out in the Doctor's broadest Lichfield, 'Who's for poonch?' I
- could smell the acid juice,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, and he laughed at the
- recollection of Garrick's fooling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The naval man gave a resounding nautical smack to his thigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what 'tis to be a sailor,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I have had no chance of
- seeing Mr. Garrick at his best. I should dearly like to hear him take off
- Mr. Boswell when three sheets in the wind. Why was he not with us
- yesterday?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick himself has had a drinking bout on. He has been at the Wells
- for the past fortnight,&rdquo; said his father.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Ecce signum!</i>&rdquo; came a doleful voice from the door, and a little man
- slowly put round the jamb a face bearing such an expression of piteous
- nausea as caused everyone in the room&mdash;not even excepting Mrs. Burney&mdash;to
- roar with laughter&mdash;uncontrollable laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the expression on the little man's face changed to one of surprised
- indignation. He crept into the room and looked at every person therein
- with a different expression on his face for each&mdash;a variation of his
- original expression of disgust and disappointment mingled with doleful
- reproof. It seemed as if it was not a single person who had entered the
- room, but half a dozen persons&mdash;a whole doleful and disappointed
- family coming upon an unsympathetic crew convulsed with hilarity.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then he shook his head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And these are the people who have just heard that I have been taking the
- nauseous waters of Tunbridge Wells for a whole fortnight,&rdquo; and there was a
- break in his voice. &ldquo;Oh, Friendship, art thou but a name? Oh, Sympathy,
- art thou but a mask? Is the world of sentiment nothing more than a world
- of shadows? Have all the sweet springs of compassion dried up, leaving us
- nothing but the cataracts of chalybeate to nauseate the palate?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked round once more, and putting the tips of his fingers together,
- glanced sadly up to the ceiling, then sighed and turned as if to leave the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; cried Dr. Burney, &ldquo;I do not believe that the chalybeate
- cataracts still flow: 'tis my firm belief, from the expression of your
- face, that you have swallowed the whole spring&mdash;the Wells of
- Tunbridge must have been dried up by you before you left&mdash;your face
- betrays you. I vow that so chalybeate an expression could not be attained
- by lesser means.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, you do me honour, and you have a larger faith in me than my own
- physician,&rdquo; said the little man, brightening up somewhat. &ldquo;Would you
- believe that he had the effrontery to accuse me of shirking the hourly
- pailful that he prescribed for me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He had not seen you as we have, Mr. Garrick,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He accused me of spending my days making matches and making mischief in
- the Assembly Rooms and only taking the waters by sips&mdash;me, sir, that
- have so vivid a memory of Mr. Pope's immortal lines:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- A little sipping is a dangerous tiling,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Drink deep or taste not the chalybeate spring!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were traduced, my friend&mdash;but tell us of the matches and the
- mischief and we shall be the more firmly convinced of your integrity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir; I give you my word that 'twas but the simplest of matches&mdash;not
- by any means of the sort that yonder desperado fresh from the South Seas
- applies to the touch-hole of one of his horrible ten-pounders when the
- enemy's frigate has to be sunk&mdash;nay, a simple little match with no
- more powder for it to burn than may be found on the wig of a gentleman of
- fifty-two and on the face of a lady of forty-five&mdash;the one a gay
- bachelor, t'other a ripe widow&mdash;' made for one another,' said I; and
- where was the mischief in that? And if I ventured to broach the subject of
- the appropriateness of the union of the twain, and to boast under the
- inspiring influence of the chalybeate spring that I could bring it about,
- is there anyone that will hint that I was not acting out of pure good
- nature and a desire to make two worthy folk happy&mdash;as happy as
- marriage can make any two&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give us their names, sir, and let us judge on that basis,&rdquo; said Dr.
- Bumey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have no desire to withhold them, my dear Doctor; for I want you to back
- me up, and I am sure that&mdash;oh, Lord! here comes the man himself. For
- the love of heaven, back me up, Doctor, and all will be well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I will not be dragged by the hair of the head into any of your
- plots, my friend,&rdquo; cried Burney. &ldquo;Nay, not I. I have some reputation to
- maintain, good friend Garrick; you must play alone the part of Puck that
- you have chosen for yourself this many a year. Think not that you will
- induce me to study the character under you, and so thus&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The manservant threw open the door of the room, announcing:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Kendal to wait upon you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But by the time a small and rather rotund gentleman had been ushered into
- the room, Mr. Garrick was apparently engaged in an animated conversation
- with Miss Burney on the subject of the table-cover at which she was
- working.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE visitor walked
- with the short strut of the man who at least does not underrate his own
- importance in the world. But he suggested just at the moment the man who
- is extremely nervous lest he may not appear perfectly selfpossessed. There
- was an air of bustle about him as he strutted into the room, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Burney, I am your servant, sir. I have done myself the honour to
- visit you on a rather important piece of business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, you have conferred honour upon me,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the gentleman seemed to become aware for the first time that there
- were other people in the room; but it was with an air of reluctance that
- he felt called on to greet the others.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mrs. Burney, I think,&rdquo; he said, bowing to that lady, &ldquo;and her estimable
- family, I doubt not. Have I not had the privilege of meeting Mrs. Burney
- at the house of&mdash;of my friend&mdash;my esteemed friend, Mrs. Barlowe?
- And this gentleman of the Fleet&mdash;ha, to be sure I have heard that
- there was a Lieutenant Burney of the Navy! And&mdash;gracious heavens! Mr.
- Garrick!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Garrick had revealed himself from the recesses of Miss Burney's
- work-basket. He, at any rate, was sufficiently self-possessed to pretend
- to be vastly surprised. He raised both his hands, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that this is Mr. Kendal? But surely I left you at the
- Wells no later than&mdash;now was it not the night before last? You were
- the cynosure of the Assembly Rooms, sir, if I may make bold to say so. But
- I could not look for you to pay attention to a poor actor when you were
- receiving the attentions of the young, and, may I add without offence, the
- fair? But no, sir; you will not find that I am the one to tell tales out
- of school, though I doubt not you have received the congratulations of&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There you go, sir, just the same as the rest of them!&rdquo; cried the visitor.
- &ldquo;Congratulations! felicitations! smiles of deep meaning from the ladies,
- digs in the ribs with suggestive winks from the gentlemen&mdash;people
- whose names I could not recall&mdash;whom I'll swear I had never spoken to
- in my life&mdash;that is why I left the Wells as hastily as if a tipstaff
- had been after me&mdash;that is why I am here this morning, after posting
- every inch of the way, to consult Dr. Burney as to my position.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir, that I do not quite take you,&rdquo; said Mr. Garrick, with the
- most puzzled expression on his face that ever man wore. &ldquo;Surely, sir, your
- position as a man of honour is the most enviable one possible to imagine!
- Mrs. Nash&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There you blurt out the name, Mr. Garrick, and that is what I had no
- intention of doing, even when laying my case before Dr. Burney, who is a
- man of the world, and whom I trust to advise me what course I should
- pursue.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Garrick humbly; &ldquo;but if the course you
- mean to pursue has aught to do with the pursuit of so charming a lady, and
- a widow to boot&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How in the name of all that's reasonable did that gossip get about?&rdquo;
- cried the visitor. &ldquo;I give you my word that I have not been pursuing the
- lady&mdash;I met her at the Wells for the first time a fortnight ago&mdash;pursuit
- indeed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I did not suggest that the pursuit was on your part,&rdquo; said
- Garrick in a tone of irresistible flattery. &ldquo;But 'tis well known that as
- an object of pursuit of the fair ones, the name of Mr. Kendal has been for
- ten years past acknowledged without a peer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The gentleman held up a deprecating hand, but the smile that was on his
- face more than neutralized his suggestion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Garrick, I am but a simple country gentleman,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;To be
- sure, I have been singled out more than once for favours that might have
- turned the head of an ordinary mortal&mdash;one of them had a fortune and
- was the toast of the district; another&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you will excuse me, gentlemen, the Miss Burneys and myself will take
- our leave of you: we have household matters in our hands,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Burney, making a sign to Fanny and her sister, and going toward the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I said too much, madam? If so, I pray of you to keep my secret,&rdquo;
- cried the visitor. &ldquo;The truth is that I have confidence in the advice of
- Dr. Burney as a man of the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fear that to be a man of the world is to be of the flesh and the devil
- as well,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Augmented qualifications for giving advice on an affair of the Wells,&rdquo;
- said Garrick slyly to the naval lieutenant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not forget, Doctor, that Mr. Thrale's carriage is appointed to
- call for you within the hour,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney over her shoulder as she
- left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny and her sister were able to restrain themselves for the few minutes
- necessary to fly up the narrow stairs, but the droll glance that Mr.
- Garrick had given them as they followed their mother, wellnigh made them
- disgrace themselves by bursting out within the hearing of their father's
- visitor. But when they reached the parlour at the head of the stairs and
- had thrown themselves in a paroxysm of laughter on the sofa, Mrs. Burney
- reproved them with some gravity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is an instance, if one were needed, of the unsettling influence of
- Mr. Garrick,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;He has plainly been making a fool of that
- conceited gentleman, and it seems quite likely that he will persuade your
- father to back him up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not think that Mr. Garrick could improve greatly upon Nature's
- handiwork in regard to that poor Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;But what would
- life be without Mr. Garrick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be more real, I trust,&rdquo; said her stepmother. &ldquo;He would have us
- believe that life is a comedy, and that human beings are like the puppets
- which Mr. Foote put on his stage for the diversion of the town a few years
- ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny Burney became grave; the longer she was living in the world, the
- more impressed was she becoming with the idea that life was a puppet-show;
- only when the puppets began to dance on their wires in a draught of wind
- from another world the real comedy began. She felt that as an interpreter
- of life Mr. Garrick had no equal on the stage or off. On the stage he
- could do no more than interpret other people's notions of life, and these,
- except in the case of Shakespeare, were, she thought, mostly feeble; but
- when he was off the stage&mdash;well, Sir Joshua Reynolds had told her
- what that queer person, Dr. Goldsmith, had written about Garrick&mdash;the
- truest criticism Garrick had ever received: &ldquo;'Twas only that when he was
- off he was acting.&rdquo; She knew what she herself owed to Garrick from the
- time she was nine years old, when he had accustomed her and her sister to
- look for him at their house almost daily; she knew that whatever sense of
- comedy she possessed&mdash;and she looked on it as a precious possession&mdash;was
- to be attributed to the visits of Garrick. Every time she looked at her
- carefully locked desk in that room at the top of the house in St. Martin's
- Street, which had once been Sir Isaac Newton's observatory, she felt that
- without the tuition in comedy that she had received at the hands of Mr.
- Garrick, the contents of that desk would have been very different. Her
- stepmother, however, had no information on this point; she had lived all
- her life among the good tradespeople of Lynn, and had known nothing of Mr.
- Garrick until Dr. Burney had married her and brought her to look after his
- children, which Fanny knew she had done faithfully, according to her
- lights, in London.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny kept silent on the subject of Mr. Garrick's fooling, while Mrs.
- Burney bent with great gravity over the cutting out of a pinafore for
- Fanny's little niece&mdash;also a Burney; and every now and again there
- came from the closed room downstairs the sound of the insisting voice of
- the visitor. She hoped that Mr. Garrick would re-enact the scene for her;
- she had confidence that it would lose nothing by its being re-enacted by
- Mr. Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> SUPPOSE that I
- must e'en follow in the wake of the womenkind,&rdquo; said Lieutenant Burney,
- making an extremely slow move in the direction of the door, when the door
- had been closed upon his stepmother and his sisters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is there any need?&rdquo; asked Garrick. &ldquo;It seems to me that in such a case as
- this which Mr. Kendal promises to propound to your father, His Majesty's
- Navy should be represented. In all matters bearing upon a delicate <i>affaire
- de cour</i> surely a naval man should be present to act as assessor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- 'Mr. Kendal looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fail to take your meaning, sir,&rdquo; said he, after a pause; he was still
- rubbing his chin with a fore-finger, when Garrick cried:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, surely the advantage of the counsel of an officer trained to
- navigate femininity in the shape of a ship, is apparent: a ship, even
- though a three-decker ready to fire a broadside of a hundred guns, is
- invariably alluded to as 'she,'&rdquo; said he, airily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Such an one must surely be the most formidable piece of femininity in the
- world,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By no means,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;During my career as the manager of a
- playhouse I have had to face worse. Still, the training of a naval officer
- in dealing with feminine craft&mdash;at times off a lee shore, and often
- during a storm at sea&mdash;nothing to be compared to the tempests in our
- green-room&mdash;is certain to be of value. You will stay, Lieutenant
- Burney, if it please you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should be most unwilling to obtrude upon your council, sir,&rdquo; said young
- Burney, &ldquo;unless you are convinced that my humble services&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have been among the savages of the South Seas, and you are acquainted
- with all the rules of chasing and capturing prizes, all of the feminine
- gender&mdash;I allude to your sloops and frigates and catamarans&mdash;I
- take it for granted that a catamaran is as feminine in its ways as any
- wherry that floats,&rdquo; cried Garrick. Then he turned to their visitor, who
- was looking more puzzled than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may reckon yourself fortunate in the presence of our young friend,
- sir,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;So far as I can gather this is a case of chase, with a
- possible capture of a prize. I venture to think that in these days a
- gentleman of family and fortune, like yourself, is something of a prize,
- Mr. Kendal.&rdquo; This was language that contained nothing to puzzle anyone,
- the visitor perceived. His face brightened, and he waved young Burney to a
- seat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I take it that Mr. Garrick knows what he is talking about,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;And
- though it was truly your father to whom I came for counsel, I doubt not
- that you will take my part, should the worst come to the worst.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which means, should the lady come to the gentleman, Mr. Burney,&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pay out your yarn, sir: I gather that you are still to the windward of
- your enemy, and that is the position which the books tell us we should
- manoeuvre for,&rdquo; cried the nautical assessor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney sat silently by, he had no mind to join in the fooling of the
- others. Dr. Burney had never in his life lost a sense of his own dignity.
- He had been a church organist for thirty years, and no man who has had
- such an experience of the control of an instrument of such superlative
- dignity could be otherwise than dignified. He had never once run off on a
- keyboard a single phrase of &ldquo;The Beggar's Opera.&rdquo; Even Handel's &ldquo;Ruddier
- than the Cherry,&rdquo; with Mr. Gay's ticklish rhymed line about &ldquo;Kidlings
- blithe and merry,&rdquo; he only played apologetically, allowing it to be
- clearly understood that Mr. Handel and Mr. Gay divided between them the
- responsibility for so frivolous a measure.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained dignified and silent while Garrick and James carried on their
- fooling. Only a short time before he had occasion to reprove the lack of
- dignity on the part of his important patroness, Mrs. Thrale, the wife of
- the wealthy brewer, in having put herself behind Signor Piozzi while he
- was singing a sentimental canzone and mimicked his southern fervour of
- expression. Mrs. Thrale had taken his reproof in good part at the time;
- but no one&mdash;least of all Mrs. Thrale herself&mdash;could have
- foreseen that her contrition should extend so far as to cause her to marry
- the singer on the death of Mr. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be brief, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal, addressing, not Dr. Burney, whom he
- had come to consult, but Mr. Garrick, who had shown himself to be much
- more sympathetic. &ldquo;To be brief, I had gone to the Wells as my custom has
- been for the past twenty years. I went honestly to drink the waters, not
- making it an excuse, as so many do, for indulging in the gaieties, or, I
- may add, the intrigues, of the Assembly Rooms. I was civil, as I hoped, to
- everyone, but, I give you my word, no more so to Mrs. Nash than any other
- lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt that you believe this, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, with an
- indulgent wave of the hand; &ldquo;but when a lady has eyes only for one
- gentleman, she is apt to place a construction upon the simplest of his
- civilities beyond that assigned to it by ordinary people; but pray
- proceed, sir. I will only add that it was quite well known at the Wells
- that the lady regarded you with the tenderest of emotions. Had she not
- boldly said to Lady&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; no; I dare not mention her
- name; but her ladyship is invariably what the Italians term <i>simpatica</i>
- in regard to the tender affairs of her sisters&mdash;and it was to her
- that Mrs. Nash confided her secret&mdash;referring to you as bearing a
- striking resemblance to the Apollo Belvedere, hoping that her doing so
- would not cause anyone to accuse her of Pagan leanings.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible! The poor lady! poor lady! But I was not to blame. I can
- justly acquit myself of all blame in this unhappy affair,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Kendal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are quite right, sir; is it a man's fault that he should bear a
- striking likeness to the Apollo&mdash;I doubt not that the resemblance has
- caused you some annoyance at various times of your life, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never, sir, never&mdash;at least&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he took a step to one
- side that allowed of his having a full-length view of his reflection in
- the narrow mirror that filled up the space between the windows; and the
- result of his scrutiny of the picture was certainly not displeasing to
- him. He boldly put forward a leg, and then quite unconscious, as anyone
- could see, struck an attitude, though not quite that of the Apollo
- Belvedere. Then he smirked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A leg like yours, Mr. Kendal, to say nothing of the poise of your head,
- is a great responsibility,&rdquo; said Garrick seriously. &ldquo;The poor lady!&mdash;poor
- ladies!&mdash;I confess that I have heard of others. And she acknowledged
- to you that&mdash;that&mdash;oh, that most delicate of secrets!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never to me, sir&mdash;never in my hearing, I give you my word,&rdquo; cried
- the man emphatically. &ldquo;Nay, I did not so much as suspect it. The first
- intimation that I had of the matter was when, on Monday morning last&mdash;only
- three days ago&mdash;Captain Kelly&mdash;the boisterous Irishman&mdash;clapt
- me on the shoulder and almost shouted out his congratulations in my ear.
- When I forced him to mention the name of the lady, he ridiculed my denial&mdash;his
- forefinger in my ribs&mdash;painful as well as undignified. Who is Captain
- Kelly, that he should subject me to his familiarities? But if he was
- undignified, I flatter myself that I was not so. 'Sir, you presume,' I
- said, and walked on, leaving this vulgar fellow roaring with laughter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Kelly is a nobody,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;You should not have allowed
- yourself to be discomposed by such as he.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor did I,&rdquo; cried the other. &ldquo;But what was I to think when I had advanced
- no more than a dozen paces, and found my hand grasped warmly by Sir John
- Dingle?&mdash;you know him, Mr. Garrick&mdash;I have seen him in your
- company&mdash;more congratulations&mdash;the same attitude, sir. And then
- up marches Mr. Sheridan&mdash;leaving his handsome wife&mdash;ah, I fear
- that I joined with all Bath in being in love with the lovely Miss Linley&mdash;and
- Mr. Sheridan was wellnigh affronted at my denial. But that was not all. Up
- comes Mrs. Cholmondeley in her chair and tapped for the men to set her
- down when she saw me&mdash;up went the roof and up went her head, with a
- shrill cry of 'Kendal, you rogue! to tell everyone at the Wells save only
- myself that Benedick is to be a married man!' And before she had finished
- her ridicule of my denial, up struts Mrs. Thrale, her footman behind her
- with her spaniel, and down she sinks in a curtsey, fitted only for a
- special night in the Rooms, and her 'Happy man!' came with a flick of her
- fan; and she, too, named Mrs. Nash! And that was not the last&mdash;I saw
- them hurrying up to me from all sides&mdash;ladies with smiles, and
- gentlemen with smirks&mdash;fingers twitching for my ribs&mdash;down they
- flowed upon me! I ask you, Lieutenant Burney, as a naval gentleman, and I
- am glad to have the opportunity of hearing your opinion&mdash;I ask you,
- if I was not justified in turning about and hastening away&mdash;what you
- nautical gentlemen term 'cutting my cable '?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed, sir; if I could believe that you gave the lady no encouragement,
- I would say that&mdash;that&mdash;but no one will convince me that upon
- some occasion&mdash;it may be forgotten by you&mdash;such men of fashion
- as yourself soon forget these things, I have heard, though the unhappy
- lady treasures them as golden memories&mdash;I say upon some occasion you
- may have given the Widow Nash encouragement. You have your reputation as a
- sly rogue to maintain, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said young Burney gravely, as though
- he were a lawyer being seriously consulted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fore Gad, sir, I gave her no encouragement,&rdquo; cried Mr. Kendal. &ldquo;I have
- ever been most cautious, I swear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then the greater shame for you, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man whom he addressed looked in amazement first at Garrick, then at
- Lieutenant Burney&mdash;Dr. Burney, whom he had come to consult, was
- smiling quite unnoticed in a corner. His part, apparently, was no more
- than that of the looker-on at a comedy. His presence was ignored by the
- others.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The more shame&mdash;the more&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began the visitor. &ldquo;I
- protest that I scarcely take your meaning, Mr. Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My meaning is plain, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick firmly, almost sternly. &ldquo;I affirm
- that it lay with you, when you perceived that the lady was so deeply
- enamoured of you&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I did not perceive it&mdash;you have my word for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, with the shrug of a Frenchman, which he had
- studied for some months in Paris&mdash;Mr. Garrick and Lord Chesterfield
- had alone mastered the art. &ldquo;Ah, sir, we are all men of the world here.
- 'Twere idle for you to pretend that a gentleman with the figure of the
- Belvedere Apollo and the leg of&mdash;of&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he turned to young
- Burney&mdash; &ldquo;You have seen the proud-stepping figure-heads of many ships
- of the line, Mr. Burney,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;prithee help me out in my search for&mdash;for&mdash;the
- name I am in search of.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'm, let me see&mdash;something wooden with a leg to be proud of?&rdquo; said
- the naval gentleman, considering the matter very earnestly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Zounds, sir, I did not make it a condition that it should be a wooden
- leg,&rdquo; cried Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have seen more than one Admiral of the Fleet mighty proud of a wooden
- leg, sir,&rdquo; said Burney. &ldquo;But this is beside the question, which I take to
- be the responsibility of our good friend here&mdash;I hope I don't
- presume, Mr. Kendal&mdash;for kindling, albeit unconsciously, so far as he
- was concerned&mdash;that sacred flame in the breast of&mdash;to name only
- one out of a score&mdash;the lady whose name he mentioned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are with me heart and soul, as I felt sure you would be, Mr. Burney;
- as a naval officer of judgment and experience,&rdquo; cried Garrick, &ldquo;and so,
- sir&mdash;&rdquo; he turned to their visitor&mdash; &ldquo;I cannot doubt that you
- will comport yourself as a gentleman of honour in this affair. Do not
- allow your yielding to the natural impulse to run away to weigh too
- heavily upon you. If your act should cause you to be referred to with
- reprobation, not to say scorn, by the ladies or gentlemen of fashion who
- are certain to espouse the cause of the lady, your subsequent conduct will
- show them that they mistook your character. And I promise you that should
- you receive a challenge from any of the lady's admirers&mdash;those whose
- prayers she rejected because her heart was set on a gentleman who was
- worthy of her choice&mdash;I think you can afford to ignore them, having
- won the prize. Ah, sir, is there not a poet who says that every man that
- lives has a good angel and a bad one contending for dominion over him?
- That is the truth, Mr. Kendal, and I see that your good angel is none
- other than the lady whose name I reckon too sacred to pass our lips at
- such a time as this. Ah, sir, think of her, and let your mind go back to
- the days of your happy boyhood, and say if the mother at whose knees you
- knelt did not resemble her. The affection of a son for his mother&mdash;let
- that plead for the lady who esteems you with more than a mother's love.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had laid his hand on the poor gentleman's shoulder, and was looking
- into his face, while the tears stood in his eyes, and his voice broke more
- than once.
- </p>
- <p>
- And there sat Dr. Burney wiping his eyes, and Lieutenant Burney blubbering
- away like any child&mdash;the two accessories to the actor's farce could
- not avoid yielding to the-influence of his unparalleled art. Though they
- were in his secret, he made fools of them as easily as he made a fool of
- the poor gentleman who was presumably his victim. And they had no feeling
- of being ashamed of yielding to his powers. He could do anything that he
- pleased with them. He could do anything he pleased with the multitudes
- before whom he acted. He was the master of their emotions for the time
- being. He played upon their passions as though every passion was a puppet
- and the strings in his own hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE scene ended by
- Mr. Garrick's victim groping through his tears for Mr. Garrick's hand. He
- grasped it emotionally, and though for some moments he was too greatly
- overcome to be able to utter a word, yet at last he managed to blurt out
- with affecting incoherence a few phrases.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say no more&mdash;say no more, sir,&rdquo; he muttered. &ldquo;I have a heart&mdash;a
- heart! I give you my word, whether you believe me or not, that I had no
- notion&mdash;but you have shown me what 'tis to be a woman. Oh, sir, there
- is no sweeter sex in the world! Deception! how a man's own heart may
- deceive him&mdash;ay, up to a certain point&mdash;but then&mdash;ah, you
- have taught me&mdash;but are you sure that the lady&mdash;what&mdash;have
- we not been going ahead too fast? What&mdash;what; are you convinced?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may take my word for it, sir,&rdquo; replied Garrick. &ldquo;There are signs that
- all who run may read. What, do you suppose that all those persons of
- quality whose names you mentioned just now as having offered you their
- felicitations&mdash;do you suppose that they could all be in error?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course not&mdash;they must have seen&mdash;well, more than I saw,&rdquo;
- said the man. &ldquo;Matrimony! Lud! if an angel had come down to tell me that I
- should be contemplating such a change of life&mdash;and at my time of life
- too!&mdash;I should have&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What an angel may fail to convince a man of, a woman may succeed in
- doing, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Garrick sententiously. &ldquo;But do not talk of your
- time of life as if you were an old or even a middle-aged man, sir. To do
- so were to make Dr. Burney and myself feel patriarchs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The mention of Dr. Burney seemed to cause the man to recollect how it was
- he came to be in Dr. Burney's house. He turned to Burney, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear sir, I pray that you will look on my visit with lenient eyes. I
- admit that I came hitherto be advised by you&mdash;my friend, Mr. Fulke
- Greville, holds your opinion in the highest esteem, as do I, sir; and it
- was actually on my mind to ask you if you thought it would be wiser for me
- to go abroad for a year or two, or simply to seek some place of retirement
- at home&mdash;say, Cornwall or the Hebrides&mdash;I gather from the
- account of Dr. Johnson's tour thither that there are many places difficult
- of access in the Hebrides&mdash;that was on my mind, Doctor, I blush to
- acknowledge, so greatly overcome was I by what had happened at the Wells.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, with what great ease a man may slam the door that shuts out happiness
- from his life for evermore!&rdquo; remarked Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even now&mdash;even now I feel timid,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal thoughtfully, and,
- when he had found which pocket his handkerchief was in, wiping some dew
- from his brow. &ldquo;The truth is, Doctor, that I have allowed some people to
- assume that I am but forty-seven years old, while as a matter of fact I
- have been forty-eight for some time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For some years?&rdquo; asked young Burney, who did not know when he should keep
- silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For some months, sir&mdash;only for some months, I give you my word.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your deception in this matter could only have added to your reputation
- for accuracy,&rdquo; said Garrick coolly. &ldquo;For I vow that were you to confess
- that you were forty-eight, you would find none to believe you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The gentleman's eyes twinkled, he pursed out his lips, and once again
- manoeuvred to get a full-length view of himself in the long mirror. He put
- out his right leg and assumed the attitude of a dancing master giving the
- <i>pas</i> for the <i>minuet de cour</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;if that be your opinion&mdash;and I happen to
- know that 'tis shared by others&mdash;it might not be unwise to allow the
- assumption, erroneous though it be, to continue. We will not undeceive the
- good folk. And you do not think that a bachelor of forty-eight&mdash;What
- is the name of that play of Mr. Sheridan's that took the town a year ago?&mdash;ah,
- <i>The School for Scandal</i>&mdash;you are sure that our friends will not
- call me&mdash;What was the gentleman's name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one who knows how excellent are your principles will think of you
- either as Charles or Joseph, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; but the one who was in my mind was neither of the brothers. I was
- thinking of&mdash;was it not Sir Peter Teazle?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick as well as Burney laughed heartily, for the man at that moment
- suggested by his attitude and expression the Sir Peter Teazle of Kina, the
- actor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make your mind easy on that score, sir,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;It is not your
- purpose to wed so skittish a young person as Lady Teazle. That was where
- Sir Peter showed his folly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; Mrs. Nash is more mature, certainly, than Mrs. Abington looked in
- the part,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal confidently, and Lieutenant Burney was about to
- agree with him boisterously, but Garrick did not give him a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is none that will not commend your choice, Mr. Kendal&mdash;ay,
- sir, and look on you with envy as well,&rdquo; he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There can be no doubt about it,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal doubtfully. &ldquo;The widow
- Nash is a monstrous fine woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Monstrous, I doubt not,&rdquo; put in young Burney, now that he had the chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All that I am uneasy about is the interpretation that she may put upon
- your sudden flight,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;You have, you will readily allow, sir,
- placed her in a somewhat difficult position at the Wells. While everyone
- who is anyone has been offering you congratulations upon the match, and a
- double portion to the lady, strange inquiries may be made as to your
- disappearance from the Wells; and she may not be able to give a
- satisfactory explanation at a moment's notice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Egad! I never thought of that, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal, after a pause. &ldquo;I
- fear that I have placed her in a very awkward position.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, sir; and the consequences may be that she will be snapped up by some
- adventurous person before you can put your fate to the test,&rdquo; said the
- naval man, raising a warning finger. &ldquo;I have heard of ladies throwing
- themselves into the arms of the next comer out of sheer chagrin at being
- disappointed by the man on whom they had set their affections.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a possibility that should not be neglected,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But
- it was only on Monday that you fled. By rapid posting you may yet prevent
- such a calamity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was beginning to tire of his game now that he had succeeded so well in
- it and so easily. The fooling of the man who had so completely succumbed
- to his art had no further interest for him. He only wanted to get rid of
- him. He was as capricious and as fickle as a child over the toys of its
- nursery.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall lose no moment, be assured,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal. &ldquo;I may still be in
- time. My hope in this direction is increased when I remember that the lady
- has been a widow for some years&mdash;to be exact, without being
- uncomplimentary, nine years. I remember when Mr. Nash died. 'Twas of
- pleurisy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not reckon too confidently on that, sir,&rdquo; said young Burney. &ldquo;Nine
- years have not passed since she faced the company at the Wells, every one
- of which was surely pointing at her and asking in mute eloquence, 'What
- has become of Mr. Kendal?' But by posting without delay you may yet
- retrieve your error. Still, I confess to you that I have known of a lady
- who, out of sheer impatience at the delay of a lover whom she had hoped to
- espouse, married his rival after the lapse of twenty-four hours&mdash;ay,
- and when the belated gentleman arrived just after the ceremony, he
- furnished the wedding party with a succulent feast. She was the Queen of
- one of the islands that we visited in the company of Captain Cook, and the
- cockswain of our galley kept the pickled hand of the belated lover for
- many a day&mdash;the very hand which he had designed to offer the lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This simple and affecting narrative proves more eloquently than any
- phrases of mine could possibly do how a man may miss the happiness of his
- life by a hair's breadth,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;And the lesson will not be lost
- upon you, I am certain, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lud, Mr. Garrick, you do not mean to suggest that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That the lady may make a meal off you on your late return, sir? Nay, Mr.
- Kendal. The Wells are still the Wells, not the South Seas; but on the
- whole I am disposed to believe that the scheme of revenge of the woman
- scorned is fiercer, though perhaps not, at first sight, so primeval, in
- the region of Chalybeate Waters than in a cannibal island of the South
- Seas. Therefore&mdash;there is no time to be lost. Fly to your charmer,
- sir, and throw yourself at her feet. She may be thinking over some
- punishment for your having placed her in a false position for some days;
- but do not mind that. You can always console yourself with the reflection
- that a rod in pickle is much more satisfactory than a hand in pickle. Fly,
- my dear friend, fly; every moment is precious. Take my word for it, joy
- awaits you at the end of your journey.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Journeys end in lovers meeting,'&rdquo; remarked Dr. Burney, with a slight
- suggestion of the setting of the words of the lyric by his old master, Dr.
- Arne.
- </p>
- <p>
- At this moment a servant entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The Streatham carriage is at the door, sir,&rdquo; he announced.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney rose from his chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am forced to leave you, sir,&rdquo; he said to Mr. Kendal. &ldquo;But really there
- is naught further to consult on at present, and I know that you are
- impatient&mdash;it is but natural&mdash;to fly to the side of your
- charmer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am all impatience, sir; but with what words can I express my obligation
- to you, Doctor, for the benefit of your counsel?&rdquo; cried Mr. Kendal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, dear sir, I am but the lessee of the theatre where the comedy has
- been played,&rdquo; said he; and he had good reason for feeling that he had
- defined with accuracy the position that he occupied. But Mr. Kendal was
- thinking too much about himself and the position he occupied to appreciate
- such <i>nuances</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that I was safe in coming to a friend of Mr. Greville,&rdquo; he said.
- &ldquo;I care not if, as you suggest, you have become Mr. Garrick's successor at
- Drury Lane, though I thought that Mr. Sheridan&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Zounds, sir, you are never going to wait to discuss theatre matters,&rdquo;
- cried Garrick. &ldquo;Dr. Burney has been exercising his powers of oratory in
- vain upon you for this half hour if you tarry even to thank him. Post,
- sir, post at once to Tunbridge Wells, and send Dr. Burney your thanks when
- you have put the momentous question to the lady. Go, sir, without the
- pause of a moment, and good luck attend you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good luck attend you! Keep up your heart, sir: the lady may refuse you
- after all,&rdquo; said young Burney; but the poor gentleman who was being
- hurried away was too much flurried to be able to grasp the young man's
- innuendo, though one could see by the look that came to his face that he
- had an uneasy impression that Lieutenant Burney's good wishes had not been
- happily expressed. The great thing, however, was that he was at the other
- side of the door, calling out his obligations to everyone, and striving to
- shake hands with them all at once and yet preserve the security of his
- hat, which he had tucked under his arm. So excited was he that he was only
- restrained at the last moment from mounting the Thrales' carriage which
- was awaiting Dr. Burney, and even when his mistake was explained to him,
- he took off his hat to the splendid footman who had guarded the door of
- the vehicle.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the room where the comedy had been played, Garrick and Lieutenant
- Burney had thrown themselves into chairs with roars of laughter, when Dr.
- Burney returned from the hall, carrying his hat and cane. He was scarcely
- smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have played a pretty prank upon an inoffensive gentleman, the pair of
- you!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I am ashamed that my house has been used by you for so
- base a purpose! The poor gentleman!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! my dear Doctor, make your mind easy; the lady will teach that
- coxcomb a lesson that will be of advantage to him for the rest of his
- life,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;He has been the laughingstock of the Wells for the
- past fortnight, and no one laughed louder than the Widow Nash. She will
- bundle him out of her presence before he has had time to rise from his
- marrow-bones&mdash;he does not find the process a rapid one, I assure you.
- Oh, he was her <i>bete noire</i> even when he was most civil to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And it was you who concocted that plot of getting all your friends&mdash;Mrs.
- Cholmondeley, Mrs. Thrale and the rest&mdash;to make a fool of him,
- driving him away from the Wells to encounter a more irresistible pair of
- mocking demons in this room!&rdquo; said Burney. &ldquo;You cannot deny it, my friend,
- I know your tricks but too well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I swear to you that I had no hope of encountering him in this house, my
- dear Doctor,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;I give you my word that I had laid my plans
- quite differently. My plot was a far more elaborate one, and Polly
- Cholmondeley had agreed to take part in it, as well as Dick Sheridan. They
- will be disappointed to learn that it has miscarried. Who could guess that
- he should come to you of all men in the world, Doctor? He has never been
- one of your intimates.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only when I was living with Mr. Greville had we more than a superficial
- acquaintance,&rdquo; replied Burney. &ldquo;But that does not make me the less ashamed
- of having lent myself to your nefarious project. And you, James, you threw
- yourself with gusto into the fooling of the unhappy man&mdash;and woman
- too&mdash;and woman too, I repeat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not distress yourself on her account, Doctor. She will send him
- off with a flea in his ear by to-morrow night, and she will take care to
- pose as the insulted widow of Mr. Nash, whose memory is dear to her,&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will she, indeed?&rdquo; said Burney. &ldquo;David Garrick, you are the greatest
- actor that has ever lived in England&mdash;probably in the world&mdash;but
- you are a poor comedian compared with such as are at work upon our daily
- life: we call them Circumstance, and Accident, and Coincidence. You know
- the couplet, I doubt not:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- ' Men are the sport of circumstances when
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The circumstances seem the sport of men.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- You have sounded the depths of human impulses, so far as your plummet
- allows you, and womankind seems to you an open book&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An illuminated missal, with the prayers done in gold and the Lessons for
- the day in the most roseate tint, Doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the Responses all of a kind&mdash;the same in one book as another?
- But I make bold to believe, my friend, that every woman is a separate
- volume, of which only one copy has been printed; and, moreover, that every
- separate volume of woman is sealed, so that anyone who fancies he knows
- all that is bound up between the covers, when he has only glanced at the
- binding, makes a mistake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Admirably put, sir, and, I vow, with fine philosophy,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But
- what imports this nomination of a woman at the present moment, Doctor?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Its import is that you are over sanguine in your assurance that Mrs.
- Nash, widow, will reject Mr. Kendal, bachelor, when he offers her his hand
- after a dusty journey; and so good day to you, David Garrick, and I pray
- you to spend the rest of the day in the study of the history of those
- women who have opened the leaves of their lives a little way before the
- eyes of mankind.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had left the room and was within the waiting carriage and driving away
- before his son remarked:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick, it seems to me that my good father has spoken the wisest
- words that you or I have heard to-day or for many a day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And i' faith, James, it seems to me that that remark of yours is the
- second wisest that has been uttered in this room,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went away without a further word&mdash;without even taking his leave of
- the two young women and their stepmother, who herself had been a widow
- before she had married Dr. Burney. He had once believed that nothing a
- woman&mdash;young or old&mdash;could do would surprise him; for some
- reason or other he was not now quite so confident as he had been. But he
- certainly did not think that one of the greatest surprises of the century
- should be due to the demure young woman who seemed the commonplace
- daughter of a very ordinary household, and who at the moment of his
- departure was darning a small hole in a kitchen table-cloth, under the
- superintendence of her admirable stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>N the course of
- the morning Esther, the married daughter of the Bumey family, called at
- the house in St. Martin's Street. Esther, or as she was usually alluded to
- by her sisters, Hetty or Hettina, was handsome and accomplished. She had
- been married for some years to her cousin, Charles Rousseau Burney, who
- was a musician, and they lived and enjoyed living in an atmosphere of
- music. Her father took care that she was never likely to be asphyxiated;
- their atmosphere would never become attenuated so long as they lived, as
- they did, close to St. Martin's Street. He was well aware of the fact that
- his Hetty's duets with her husband&mdash;&ldquo;matrimonial duets&rdquo; they were
- called by Fanny in some of her letters&mdash;and also with her sister
- Charlotte, served to attract many distinguished visitors and profitable
- patrons to his house; he never forgot that profitable patrons and
- patronesses are always attracted by distinguished visitors. When one finds
- oneself in the company of distinguished people, one naturally feels a
- distinguished person also.
- </p>
- <p>
- Moreover, Dr. Burney knew perfectly well that when ambitious patrons and
- patronesses were made aware of the success which he had achieved in
- respect of his daughters, they were all ready to implore of him to spare
- some of his valuable time to give lessons to themselves, seeing no reason
- why, with his assistance, they should not reach the level of his two
- musical daughters. He conducted his teaching on the principle which brings
- fortunes to the Parisian modiste, who takes good care that her mannequins
- are good-looking and of a fine figure, knowing that the visitors to the
- showrooms have no doubt, no matter how little Nature has done for their
- own features or figures, that in the robes of the mannequins they will
- appear equally fascinating.
- </p>
- <p>
- The adoption of this system in the Burney household operated extremely
- well, and Dr. Burney had for several years enjoyed the proceeds of his
- cultivation of the musical tastes of the most influential clientèle in
- London. In addition, the greatest singers in Europe, knowing that there
- was always an influential <i>assistance</i> to be found at Dr. Burney's
- little concerts in St. Martin's Street, were greatly pleased to contribute
- to the entertainment, for love, what they were in the habit of receiving
- large sums for from an impresario. Those Italian operatic artists most
- notorious for the extravagance of their demands when appearing in public,
- were pushing each other aside, so to speak, to be allowed to sing at Dr.
- Burney's, and really upon more than one occasion the contest between the
- generosity of a pair of the most distinguished of these singers must have
- been somewhat embarrassing to Dr. Burney. They were clearly singing
- against each other; and one of them, who invariably received fifty guineas
- for every contribution she made to a programme in public, insisted on
- singing no fewer than five songs, &ldquo;all for love&rdquo; (and to prove her
- superiority to her rival), upon a certain occasion at the Burneys'; so
- that really the little company ran a chance of being suffocated beneath
- the burden of flowers, as it were&mdash;the never-ending <i>fioriture</i>
- of these generous artists&mdash;and Dr. Burney found himself in the
- position of the lion-tamer who runs a chance of being overwhelmed by the
- caresses of the carnivora who rush to lick his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- The result of all this was extremely gratifying, and eminently profitable.
- Had Dr. Burney not been a great musician and shown by the publication of
- the first volume of the greatest History of Music the world had yet
- received, that he was worthy of being placed in the foremost ranks of
- scientific musicians, he would have run a chance of being placed only a
- little higher than the musical Cornelys of Soho Square, who gave their
- concerts, and entertained their friends, and made quite a reputation for
- some years before bankruptcy overtook them and the precincts of the Fleet
- became their headquarters.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now the beautiful Esther Burney was toying with the contents of her
- sister Fanny's work-basket, talking about her husband and his prospects,
- and inquiring what Mr. Garrick and James had to talk about in the room
- downstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray speak in French to Fanny,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I cannot get Lottie
- and Susan to do so as frequently as I could wish. You must remember that
- poor Fanny has had none of your advantages, and I do not want her to be
- talked of as the dunce of the family. She really is not a dunce, you know;
- in spite of her bad sight she really has done some very pretty sewing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have seen it,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;She works very neatly&mdash;more neatly
- than any of us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny blushed and smiled her thanks to her sister for the compliment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What else is there left for me to do but to give all my attention to my
- needle?&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I constantly feel that I am the dunce of the family&mdash;you
- are all so clever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is well for many families that they include one useful member,&rdquo; said
- her stepmother in a way that suggested her complete agreement with the
- girl's confession that she was the dunce of the family. A mother's
- acknowledgment that a girl is either useful or good-natured is practically
- an announcement that she is neither pretty nor accomplished.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Fanny has many friends,&rdquo; continued Mrs. Burney indulgently.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which shows how kind people are, even to a dunce,&rdquo; said Fanny, not
- bitterly, but quite good-humouredly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I am not sure that she should spend so much of her time writing to
- Mr. Crisp,&rdquo; said the elder Mrs. Burney to the younger.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, poor Daddy Crisp!&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;Pray, mother, do not cut him off
- from his weekly budget of news. If I fail to send him a letter he is
- really disconsolate. 'Tis my letters that keep him still in touch with the
- life of the town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, my dear Fanny, I shall not deprive you of your Daddy Crisp,&rdquo;
- said her stepmother. &ldquo;Poor Mr. Crisp must not be left to the tender
- mercies of Susan or Lottie. He is most hospitable, and his house at
- Chessington makes a pleasant change for us now and again, and he took a
- great fancy to you from the first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Daddy Crisp was always Fanny's special friend,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;And I am
- sure that it is good practice for Fanny to write to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, she has long ago given up that childish nonsense,&rdquo; cried the mother.
- &ldquo;Poor Fanny made a pretty bonfire of her scribblings, and she has shown no
- weakness in that way since she took my advice in regard to them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was blushing furiously and giving all her attention to her work.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She has still a sense of the guilt that attaches to the writing of
- stories, though I am sure that no one in this house remembers it against
- her,&rdquo; said Esther with a laugh, as Fanny's blushes increased. &ldquo;But indeed
- I had not in my mind Mr. Crisp's advantage to her in this way, but only in
- regard to her correspondence. She has become quite an expert letter-writer
- since he induced her to send him her budget, and indeed I think that good
- letter-writing is as much of an accomplishment in these careless days as
- good singing&mdash;that is ordinary good singing&mdash;the good singing
- that we hear from some of father's pupils&mdash;Queenie Thrale, <i>par
- exemple!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your father is a good teacher, but the best teacher in the world cannot
- endow with a good singing-voice anyone who has not been so gifted by
- Nature,&rdquo; said the elder lady. &ldquo;'Tis somewhat different, to be sure, in
- regard to correspondence, and I do not doubt that Fanny's practice in
- writing to good Mr. Crisp will one day cause her to be regarded as one of
- the best letter-writers in the family, and that is something. It is a
- ladylike accomplishment, and one that is worth excelling in; it gives
- innocent pleasure to so many of her friends who live at a distance; and
- your father can always obtain plenty of franks, Mr. Charmier and Mr.
- Thrale are very obliging.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was a little fidgety while her eldest sister and her stepmother were
- discussing her in a tone of indulgence which was more humiliating than
- open reprobation would have been. But she knew that the truth was, that
- from her earliest years she was looked on as the dunce of the family, and
- she was so morbidly self-conscious that she was quite ready to accept
- their estimate of her. The silent member of a musical family soon finds
- out how she is looked on by the others; not with unkindness&mdash;quite
- the contrary&mdash;but only as if she were to be slightly pitied for her
- deficiency. But she had a secret or two, the treasuring of which in her
- heart prevented her from having any feeling of humiliation in the presence
- of her splendid sister, whom all the world sought to attract to their
- houses, especially when there were guests anxious to be entertained by the
- sweet singing of a handsome young woman with a very presentable young
- husband. Fanny had her secrets and cherished them with a fearful joy, for
- she knew that any day might remove either or both of them, and then there
- would be nothing left for her in the household but to put her heart into
- her needlework. But one cannot do needlework without needles, and if she
- were to put her heart into her work, and if every needle had a point, the
- result would, she knew, be a good many prickings.
- </p>
- <p>
- She trusted that she might never be condemned to put her heart into her
- needlework.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HEN Lieutenant
- Burney sauntered into the room and greeted Esther; but when Fanny inquired
- with some eagerness what had been the result of Mr. Garrick's fooling of
- poor Mr. Kendal, James was by no means so glib or amusing as Fanny
- expected him to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha!&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;that Mr. Kendal is not worth powder and shot&mdash;at
- least not the weight of metal that Mr. Garrick can discharge&mdash;not in
- a broadside&mdash;Mr. Garrick is not given to broadsides&mdash;they are
- too clumsy for him&mdash;he is like Luke Boscawen, our chief gunner; he
- had a contempt for what he was used to term a blustering broadside, having
- a liking only for the working of his little brass swivel. He could do
- anything that he pleased with his little swivel. 'Ping!' it would go, when
- he had squinted along the sights, and the object he aimed at half a mile
- away&mdash;sometimes so small that we could scarce see it from our foretop&mdash;down
- it went. Boscawen could do what he pleased with it&mdash;the blunt nose of
- a whale rising to spout a mile away&mdash;the stem of a cocoa-nut palm on
- one of the islands when we were not sure of the natives and there was no
- time to climb the tree&mdash;that is the marksmanship of Mr. Garrick, and
- your Mr. Kendal was not worthy of an exercise of so much skill.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nobody seems too insignificant to be made a fool of by Mr. Garrick,&rdquo; said
- Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;He is as happy when he has made a gruesome face and
- frightened a maid with a mop at the doorstep, as when he has stricken us
- with awe when the ghost enters in <i>Hamlet</i>, or when Macbeth declaims
- of the horror of the curse of sleeplessness that has been cast on him.
- That is why I said before he arrived that I was not sure that his
- influence upon you all is for good. He makes one lose one's sense of the
- right proportions and realities of life. Now is not that so, Hetty? I make
- no appeal to Fanny, for I know that she has ever been devoted to Mr.
- Garrick. Is it not true that she was used to frighten poor Lottie before
- she was ten by showing how Mr. Garrick frowned as the Duke of Gloster?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that Fanny murdered us all in turn in our beds, assuring us that
- we were the Princes in the Tower, or some less real characters invented by
- herself,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;But indeed if James tells us that Mr. Garrick's
- gun practice smashed the cocoa-nut that serves Mr. Kendal as a head, I
- should not grieve. Tell us what happened, James.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, 'twas naught worth words to describe,&rdquo; said James. &ldquo;The man came to
- take counsel of Daddy in regard to a jest that Mr. Garrick had, unknown to
- his victim, played off upon him, and Mr. Garrick so worked upon him that
- Daddy had no chance to speak. But Mr. Garrick made fools of us as well,
- for I give you my word, though we were in with him in his jest, he had us
- blubbering like boobies when he laid his hand on the fellow's shoulder and
- spoke nonsense in a voice quivering and quavering as though he were at the
- point of breaking down.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney the elder shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what I do not like&mdash;that trifling with sacred things,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;'Tis not decent in a private house&mdash;I would not tolerate it
- even in a playhouse, and I see that you are of my opinion, James, though
- you may have been dragged into the abetting of Mr. Garrick in whatever mad
- scheme he had set himself upon perfecting.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, for that matter we are all sorry when we have been merry at the
- expense of another, even though he be an elderly coxcomb such as that Mr.
- Kendal,&rdquo; said James. &ldquo;But enough&mdash;more than enough&mdash;of coxcomb
- Kendal! Tell us of the Duchess's concert, Hetty. Were the matrimonial
- duets as successful as usual?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther, who had been disappointed that her stepmother had not yet said a
- word about the concert of the previous night given by the Dowager Duchess
- of Portland, at which she and her husband had performed, brightened up at
- her brother's question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The concert was well enough,&rdquo; she replied with an affectation of
- carelessness. &ldquo;'Twas no better than many that have taken place under this
- roof. Her Grace and her grandees were very kind to us&mdash;we had enough
- plaudits to turn the head of Gabrielli herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, the Gabrielli's head has been turned so frequently that one can never
- tell when it sits straight on her shoulders,&rdquo; said James.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She was <i>very</i> civil to us last evening,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;Indeed, she
- was civil to everyone until the enchanter Rauzzini sang the solo from <i>Piramo
- e Tisbe</i> and swept the company off their feet. The poor Gabrielli had
- no chance against Rauzzini.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Especially in a company that numbered many ladies,&rdquo; said James, with a
- laugh. &ldquo;You remember what Sir Joshua told us that Dr. Goldsmith had once
- said of Johnson?&mdash;that in his argument he was like the highwayman:
- when his pistol missed fire he knocked one down with the butt.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I heard that upon one occasion Dr. Johnson knocked a man down with a
- heavy book, but I cannot imagine his ever firing a pistol,&rdquo; remarked Mrs.
- Burney, who had been used, when the wife of a straightforward merchant of
- Lynn, to take every statement literally, and had not yet become accustomed
- to the involved mode of speaking of the brilliant young Burneys.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean that Rauzzini&mdash;I don't quite perceive what you do mean by
- your reference to Dr. Goldsmith's apt humour,&rdquo; said Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I only mean that among such a company as assembled at the Duchess's, if
- he missed fire with his singing, he glanced around with those dark eyes of
- his and the ladies went down before him by the score,&rdquo; replied James. &ldquo;Do
- not I speak the truth, Fanny?&rdquo; he added, turning quickly to where Fanny
- was searching with her short-sighted eyes close to her work-basket for
- some material that seemed to be missing.
- </p>
- <p>
- But she had clearly heard her brother's question, for she did not need to
- raise her head or to ask him to repeat it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, we are all the slaves of the nobil' signor,&rdquo; she said, and continued
- her search in the basket.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;From the way he talked to us last night it might be fancied that it was
- he who was the captive,&rdquo; said Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I do not doubt that he is living in a state of constant captivity,&rdquo;
- laughed James. &ldquo;Ay, or I should rather term it inconstant captivity, for I
- dare swear that those black eyes of his do a deal of roving in the course
- of a year&mdash;nay, in the course of a day. These singer fellows feel
- that 'tis due to their art, this moving the hearts of their hearers, by
- moving their own affections from heart to heart. The Rauzzini is, I fancy,
- like one of the splendid butterflies we came upon in the Straits,
- fluttering from flower to flower.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have heard no stories of his inconstancy, even from the Gabrielli when
- she was most envious of his plaudits,&rdquo; said Esther, and she glanced at her
- sister, who was earnestly threading a needle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You goose!&rdquo; cried James to Esther. &ldquo;Do you suppose that Gabrielli would
- tell you anything so greatly complimentary to him? In these days you
- cannot pay a man a greater compliment than to compare him to the fickle
- butterfly. You see that suggests a welcome from every flower.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest that it is to sailors I have heard most compliments of that
- sort paid,&rdquo; laughed Esther, and then, putting herself in a singing
- attitude before him, she lilted most delightfully:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more!
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Men were deceivers ever,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- One foot on sea-
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;ha, ha, brother James!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- and one on shore,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To one thing constant never.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now be advised by me, dear James, and do not attribute even in a cynical
- way, the vice of inconstancy to a singer, until you have left the Navy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not allude to it as a vice&mdash;rather as a virtue,&rdquo; said James.
- &ldquo;Just think of the hard fate of any girl to have such a person as a singer
- ever by her side!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He easily evaded the rush down upon him made by Hetty, and used his
- nautical skill to sail to the windward of her, as it were, until he had
- reached the door, whence he sent a parting shot at her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You surely don't think that I hinted that your spouse was a singer,&rdquo; he
- cried. &ldquo;A singer! Oh, lud! I should be swaying away on all top ropes if I
- were to call the matrimonial duets singing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He gave a shout of laughter as he caught the ball of wool which Esther
- threw at him, having picked it up from her stepmother's work-table. He
- returned it with a better aim, and before his sister could get a hand on
- it, he had shut the door, only opening it a little space a few seconds
- later to put in his head with a mocking word, withdrawing it at once, and
- then his foot was heard upon the stair, while he gave a sailor's version
- of Mr. Garrick's patriotic naval song:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has gone before I had a chance of asking him to take a message to the
- cheesemonger,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, calling out to him while she hurried
- after him out of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE moment the two
- sisters were alone, the elder said quickly in a low voice, leaning across
- the table:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We had a long talk with Signor Rauzzini, my dearest Fanny. I could not,
- of course, tell you before mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mentioned his name; but were you discreet?&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I think
- mother felt that you were going too far when you referred to his eyes.
- Mother most surely believes that the dark eyes of an Italian form a topic
- that should not be discussed except by our elders, and then only with
- bated breath and a fearful glance around lest a word should be overheard.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His eyes&mdash;you know his eyes, Fanny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; said Fanny, with an inflection that was between a sigh and a moan.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should have seen them while he spoke of you,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;Talk of
- flashes of lightning!&mdash;Dear child, it seemed so singular to us that a
- mite like you should inspire a grand passion in such a man. You are not
- angry with us, I know, but it was so indeed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I feel angry with you for feeling just what I do myself, only
- more intensely,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Tis one of the greatest mysteries of life&mdash;the
- only mystery of life that I have yet faced&mdash;why a man who is as
- handsome as an archangel, and who possesses a voice that an archangel
- might envy, should so much as glance at an insignificant young woman like
- myself! Oh! 'tis no wonder that the notion amused you, dear Hetty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It only diverted us for a time, I assure you, my Fanny; it did not take
- us very long to perceive how it was no laughing matter, but, on the
- contrary, a very serious matter. Signor Rauzzini is, as I said, an
- enchanter, but do you not think that 'tis somewhat dangerous to&mdash;to&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To play with fire? That is what is on your mind, dear&mdash;to allow the
- fire of his Roman eyes to play about me? Dangerous? I admit that wherever
- there is fire there is danger, especially when it flashes from such eyes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad that you need no warning, child. As your elder sister I am
- pleased that&mdash;that&mdash;but no one in the house seems to think for a
- moment that the favour he has so distinctly shown to you can mean
- anything. Indeed, until last night, neither Charles nor I could believe&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed, half closing her short-sighted eyes with a curious
- expression as she looked at her sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is only natural, my dear Hettina,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I ever ventured to suggest that I am other than the dunce of the
- family?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have always been absurdly humble, Fanny, and I have never hesitated
- to say so,&rdquo; cried Esther. &ldquo;I am sure that none of us could have made up
- such clever little pieces to act as you did when we were children. And as
- for writing, could any of us have so neatly copied out the padre's History
- as you did last year? Mr. Crisp, too&mdash;he never takes pleasure in any
- letters of the family except what you write for him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All perfectly true, my Hettina,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;But where am I when the
- house is filled with visitors? You know that I am nobody&mdash;that all I
- pray for with all my heart is that no one will take any notice of me, and
- I think I can say that my prayer is nearly always granted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is because you are so dreadfully&mdash;so absurdly shy,&rdquo; said
- Esther. &ldquo;You are the little mouse that is evermore on the look out for a
- hole into which you can creep and be safe from the observation of all
- eyes. You are ever trying to escape, unless when Mr. Garrick is here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Hettina, I know my place&mdash;that is all. I have weak eyes, but
- quick ears, and I have heard strangers ask, when they have heard you sing
- and Susan play, who the little short-sighted girl in the corner is and
- what she means to do for the entertainment of the company. When they are
- assured that I am one of the clever Burney family they whisper an
- incredulous 'No?' They cannot believe that so insignificant a person as
- myself can be one of you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tis your morbid self-consciousness, Fanny, that suggests so much to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no; I was the dunce from the first. You know that while you could
- read any book with ease when you were six, I did not even know my letters
- when I was eight. Don't you remember how James made a jest of my thirst
- for knowledge by pretending to teach me the alphabet with the page turned
- upside down? And when you had gone to school at Paris and it was my turn
- as the next eldest, the wise padre perceived in a moment that the money
- would be much better spent upon Susan and Lottie, and they went to be
- educated while I remained at home in ignorance? The dear padre was right:
- he knew that I should have been miserable among bright girls away from
- home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a pause before the elder sister said quite pathetically:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor Fanny! I wonder if you have not been treated shabbily among us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not. I, my Hettina. I have always been treated fairly. I have had as many
- treats as any of you; when you were learning so much in Paris I have been
- learning quite a number of things at home. And one of the most important
- things I learned was that so brilliant a person as Signor Rauzzini could
- never be happy if married to so insignificant a person as Fanny Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther gave a little sigh of relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed I think that your conclusion is a right one, dear,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;We
- both came to the conclusion&mdash;Charles and I&mdash;that it would be a
- huge misfortune if you should allow yourself to be attracted by the
- glamour that attaches to the appearance of such a man as the Rauzzini,
- though, mind you, I believe that he honestly fancies himself in love with
- you&mdash;oh, he made no disguise of it in talking with us last night. But
- I hoped that you would be sensible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, in the matter of sense I am the equal of anyone in the family,&rdquo; said
- Fanny, laughing. &ldquo;That I mean to make my one accomplishment&mdash;good
- sense. That is the precious endowment of the dunce of the clever family&mdash;good
- sense; the one who stands next to the dunce in the lack of accomplishments
- should be endowed with good nature. Good sense and good nature go hand in
- hand in plain grey taffeta, not down the primrose paths of life, but along
- the King's highway of every day, where they run no chance of jostling the
- simple foot-passengers or exciting the envy of any by the flaunting of
- feathers in their face. Good sense and good nature are best satisfied when
- they attract no attention, but pass on to obscurity, smiling at the
- struggle of others to be accounted persons of importance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you have indeed made up your mind to marry Mr. Barlowe?&rdquo; cried
- Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed enigmatically.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does it not mean rather that I have made up my mind not to marry Mr.
- Barlowe?&rdquo; she cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther looked puzzled: she was puzzled, and that was just what Fanny meant
- her to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then she looked piqued, as elder sisters do when puzzled by the words
- or the acts of the younger. What business have younger sisters puzzling
- their elders? Their doing so suggests pertness when the elders are
- unmarried, but sheer insubordination when they are married; and Esther was
- by no means willing at any time to abrogate the privileges of her position
- as a married woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest that I do not understand your meaning, Fanny,&rdquo; she said,
- raising her chin in a way that gave her head a dignified poise. There was
- also a chill dignity in the tone of her voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Hettina, I ask your pardon,&rdquo; cried Fanny quickly. &ldquo;I fear that I
- replied to you with a shameful unreasonableness. But indeed I am not sure
- that you had reason on your side when you assumed that because I was ready
- to acknowledge that it would not mean happiness to our dear Signor
- Rauzzini to marry an insignificant person like myself, I was therefore
- prepared to throw myself into the arms of Mr. Barlowe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancied that&mdash;that&mdash;but you may have another suitor in your
- mind whose name you have not mentioned to anyone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should it be necessary for me to have a suitor of any kind? Is it not
- possible to conceive of the existence of a young woman without a row of
- suitors in the background? I admit that the 'Odyssey' of Homer&mdash;you
- remember how I used to listen to your reading of Mr. Broome's translation
- to mother&mdash;would be shorn of much of its interest but for that
- background of suitors in one of the last books, but&mdash;well, my dear
- sister, I hold that the alternative song of life to the matrimonial duet
- is the spinster's solo, and it does not seem to me to be quite devoid of
- interest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I took it for granted&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began Esther, when Fanny broke
- in upon her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I know what all the happily wedded ones take for granted,&rdquo; she
- cried. &ldquo;You assume that the wedded life is the only one worth living; but
- as we are told in the Bible that there is one glory of the sun and another
- of the moon, so I hold that I am justified in believing that if matrimony
- be celestial, spinsterhood is terrestrial, but a glory all the same, and
- not unattractive to me. I may be wise enough to content myself with the
- subdued charm of moonlight if it so be that I am shut off from the midday
- splendour of matrimony.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther did not laugh in the least as did her sister when she had spoken
- with an air of finality. She only made a little motion with her shoulders
- suggesting a shrug, while she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope you will succeed in convincing mother that your views are the best
- for the household; but I think you will have some difficulty in doing so,
- considering what a family of girls we are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt that mother will be on the side of immediate matrimony and
- poor Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why poor Mr. Barlowe?&rdquo; cried Esther. &ldquo;He is a young man of excellent
- principles, and he has never given his parents a day's trouble. It is
- understood that if he marries sensibly he will be admitted to a
- partnership in the business, so that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Principles and a partnership make for matrimonial happiness, I doubt
- not,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;And I doubt not that Dr. Fell had both excellent
- principles and an excellent practice; still someone has recorded in
- deathless verse that she&mdash;I assume the sex&mdash;did not like that
- excellent man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you do not like Mr. Barlowe on the same mysterious grounds?&rdquo; said
- Hetty.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I am not so unreasonable, I hope,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;But&mdash;but&mdash;dear
- sister, I remember how I thought that the song of the linnet which was in
- our little garden at Lynn was the loveliest strain of the grove, and such
- was my belief until I awoke one night at Chessington and heard the
- nightingale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are puzzling&mdash;singularly puzzling today,&rdquo; said Esther frowning.
- &ldquo;You have started two or three mystifying parables already. You told me
- some time ago as a great secret that you had been renewing your
- story-writing, in spite of your having burnt all that you had written for
- our edification&mdash;all that story&mdash;what was its name? The heroine
- was one Caroline Evelyn. You were ever an obedient child, or you would not
- have sacrificed your offspring at the bidding of our new mother, though
- the advice that she gave you was good, if you have not quite adhered to
- it. Novel writing is not for young ladies any more than novel reading, and
- certainly talking in parables is worse still. Well, I have no more time to
- spend over your puzzles.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would not find their solution to repay you, my dear,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Still, I am pleased to learn that you take a sensible view of Signor
- Rauzzini and his heroics&mdash;but, indeed, I cannot see that Mr. Barlowe
- should not be considered, with his prospects&mdash;his father is a mercer
- in gold and silver lace, as you know&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have heard so&mdash;it is a profitable trade, I believe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;None more so. It is impossible to believe that a time will ever come when
- gold and silver lace will cease to be worn by gentlemen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That would be an evil day for England as well as for Messieurs Barlowe,
- <i>père et fils</i>. But thank heaven it is not yet in sight. Good
- morning, dear sister; and be assured you have my thanks for your advice.
- But mind you keep my little secret about the writing. Good-bye. You can
- face mother boldly, knowing that you have carried out her commission to
- the letter, and very neatly and discreetly into the bargain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would not have done so if her views had not been mine also; as for your
- writing&mdash;you may depend on my keeping your secret. But you will have
- to get the padre's permission to have it printed&mdash;that's something
- still in the far future, I suppose;&rdquo;&mdash;and the elder sister stooped to
- kiss the younger&mdash;Fanny was not up to the shoulder of the beautiful
- and stately Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so they parted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>ANNY BURNEY had
- been forced, for the first time, to make her sister aware of the fact that
- she knew she was looked on as the dunce of the brilliant Burney family.
- She could see that her doing so had startled her sister, for neither
- Esther nor any of the other girls had ever suggested to her that they
- thought of her as being on a different level from themselves, though it
- was tacitly allowed that it was a great pity that Fanny did not emulate
- them in taking pains to shine as it was expected the children of that
- estimable master of music, Dr. Burney, should shine, so as to make the
- house in that narrow little street off Leicester Fields attractive to its
- many distinguished visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had truly defined her place in the household. She had recognized her
- place for several years; but there was not the least suggestion of rancour
- in her tone when talking to her brilliant elder sister, for the simple
- reason that there was no bitterness in her heart against any member of the
- family for being cleverer than herself. Fanny took pride in the
- accomplishments of her sisters, and was quite content with her position in
- relation to them. She got on well with all of them, because she was fond
- of them all, and they were all fond of her. She had not rebelled when her
- father had sent her younger sisters to be educated in Paris, and had
- allowed her to pick up her own education as best she might in his own
- library; and it had been a great happiness to her to be allowed the
- privilege of copying out for the press the first volume of her father's
- &ldquo;History of Music.&rdquo; It was her stepmother who, finding out that Fanny had
- what Mrs. Burney called &ldquo;a taste for writing,&rdquo; had suggested that that was
- the legitimate channel in which such a taste should flow; and it was her
- stepmother who had induced her to make a bonfire of all her own writings&mdash;the
- scribblings of her girlhood that represented the foolish errant flow of
- her &ldquo;taste for writing &ldquo;: and now and again she had a consciousness of her
- own duplicity in failing to resist the impulse that had come upon her to
- do some more of what her mother termed her &ldquo;girlish scribbling.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One of the guilty secrets that Fanny cherished was that when it was
- believed she was writing her long letters to her old friend Mr. Crisp, she
- had been composing a novel which was now about to be given to the world;
- the second was that Signor Rauzzini, the handsome young Roman singer with
- whom half the fashionable ladies of the town were in love, was in love
- with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- These were two secrets worth the cherishing, she knew; and the thought of
- them more than compensated her for the reflection that she was the dunce
- of the family, and that the unconscious tone of patronage adopted toward
- her by her elder sister and the dreadful compliments paid to her plain
- sewing, as though plain sewing represented the highest hopes that could
- reasonably be entertained in regard to her, were only to be looked for in
- the circumstances.
- </p>
- <p>
- The two secrets were closely bound up together, she knew. She had the
- deepest affection for Signor Rauzzini. How could she fail to return the
- feeling which the whisper of his musical voice had told her he had
- conceived for her? He loved her in spite of the fact that she was the
- least attractive member of the family&mdash;in spite of the fact that half
- the town was at his feet, and that he might have made his choice from
- among the best. He had chosen her whom no one else had ever noticed, with
- the exception of her father's old friend, Mr. Crisp, and&mdash;oh, yes
- (she laughed now, perceiving that she had done an injustice to the other
- person who had been attracted to her&mdash;mainly, she thought, on account
- of her reputation for plain sewing)&mdash;a young man named Thomas
- Barlowe, the excellent son of the well-known mercer of gold and silver
- lace, in the Poultry!
- </p>
- <p>
- Thinking of young Mr. Barlowe by the side of Signor Rauzzini, Fanny
- laughed again. She had so restricted an opinion of her own attractiveness
- that the tears actually came into her eyes for having given that derisive
- laugh as she compared the two young men; and she felt that she had been
- grossly ungrateful to young Mr. Barlowe; for even young Mr. Barlowe had a
- right to look above her level for a wife. As the daughter of a simple
- music master with a large family she could have no endowment so far as
- worldly goods were concerned; and she knew that the practical parents of
- young business men, as a rule, looked for their sons to marry, if not
- great fortunes, at least young women with a few thousands to their names.
- </p>
- <p>
- She felt that she had treated the condescending young Mr. Barlowe very
- badly in laughing at the poor figure he cut by the side of the angelic
- Roman singer&mdash;she had failed to resist the temptation to call Signor
- Rauzzini angelic in one of her letters to Mr. Crisp&mdash;and now, in
- thinking of Mr. Barlowe as a very worthy young man, she was unconsciously
- relegating him to a hopeless position as a lover. It is not the very
- worthy young men who are beloved by young women of a romantic temperament:
- if it were there would be very few romances left. But little Miss Burney
- desired only to ease the twinges of her conscience for having laughed at
- the thought of young Tommy Barlowe; and she thought that she had done the
- right thing in assuring herself that he was a very worthy person.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then she thought no more about him. She had a feeling that to give
- another thought to him when she had such a man as Signor Rauzzini to think
- about, would be a constructive act of treason in regard to Rauzzini. She
- had received many hints from her stepmother to the effect that all the
- family considered her to be a very fortunate young woman (all things taken
- into account) in having a chance of marrying the Thomas who seemed ready
- to pay his addresses to her; but though quite submissive to her stepmother
- in household matters, she was ready to face her with the &ldquo;Never!&rdquo; of the
- avowed rebel in the matter of consenting to wed the highly approved
- Thomas, and so she dismissed him from her thoughts, in favour of the man
- whom she loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- But thinking of the man whom she loved was by no means equivalent to
- passing into a region of unalloyed happiness. She had mystified her sister
- by the way in which she had spoken about Signor Rauzzini, and the seal had
- been put upon the mystery by her frank acknowledgment that she did not
- think a union between so distinguished a man as Rauzzini and so
- insignificant a person as herself was likely to be satisfactory.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had certainly allowed Hetty to go away believing that this was in her
- mind; and that was just what was in her mind when her thoughts turned from
- Thomas, whom she considered so estimable, to Rauzzini, whom she loved. She
- loved the Roman singer so truly that she had made a resolution never to
- consent to his marrying anyone so insignificant as she believed herself to
- be.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had no illusions regarding herself. She knew just how good-looking she
- was; she knew that by the side of any of her sisters she was almost plain;
- but that she had a pleasing, simple face of a very ordinary type. She knew
- that she could love with the truest devotion and she could trust herself
- not to change with time. But she felt that these were not beyond the
- traits of the ordinary young woman, and that they did not lift her from
- the level of insignificance to the level of Signor Rauzzini.
- </p>
- <p>
- She knew that she was at that moment an insignificant person; and she made
- no attempt to think of herself as otherwise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; but she had heard of people&mdash;even young women&mdash;being
- insignificant one day, and the next springing to a pinnacle of fame to
- which all eyes looked up. How would it be if she were destined to reach in
- a moment a position that would place her on a level with the man of her
- thoughts&mdash;the man whose fame as a singer had caused him to be the
- centre round which every conversation in the most notable circles turned?
- Everyone was talking in praise of Rauzzini; and she herself thought of him
- as occupying a place on a height as far above her as King Cophetua's
- throne was above the marble steps at the foot of which the beggar maid had
- crouched; but in her mind there was the possibility that her name might
- one day be spoken by the world in connection with an achievement that
- would raise her from the insignificance of Fanny Burney to the importance
- of Signor Rauzzini, and prevent people from asking what on earth had
- induced so glorious a person as he to make her his wife!
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the secret dream which filled the imagination of this imaginative
- young woman&mdash;the same dream as comes to so many young women who have
- written the last chapter of a book and sent it forth for the world to
- receive with acclaim&mdash;the dream of fame&mdash;of immortality! She had
- written a novel and it was about to be given to the world, if the world
- would have it, and upon its success her happiness depended. If it brought
- her fame, it would place her by the side of the man whom she loved; but if
- it failed, then she would remain a person of no significance, and quite
- unworthy of sharing the honours which were showered upon her lover. She
- had imagination, and this faculty it was that made her more than doubtful
- of the success of King Cophetua's rash experiment. She felt sure that King
- Cophetua had now and again, turning suddenly round, caught one of his
- courtiers with his tongue in his cheek when his Majesty was entering the
- throne-room with his shy and insignificant Queen by his side, and that the
- Queen had occasionally overheard the whispers of her maids of honour, when
- they did not know she was at hand, asking one another what on earth the
- King had seen in her that induced him to make her his consort. Little Miss
- Burney had long ago made up her mind that the union of King Cophetua and
- his beggar maid was far from being a happy one&mdash;that the King looked
- around him and saw several princesses of great beauty and quite devoid of
- shyness who were fully acquainted with the convenances of his court and
- would not, if he had married any one of them, have made the mistakes which
- she was sure the young person whom he had elevated had fallen into,
- causing him constant irritation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Miss Burney had resolved that she would never play the part of a
- crowned beggar maid. The man whom she loved had won fame for himself, and
- she would not go to him unless she, too, had at least made such a name for
- herself as should prevent her from feeling herself in the position of the
- beggar maid whom King Cophetua had raised to his side. Little Miss Burney
- resolved that although she could scarcely expect to go to her lover
- wearing purple robes embroidered with gold, she could, at any rate,
- refrain from wearing beggars' rags. She had her ambitions, and she felt
- that they were not ignoble, but that they made for the happiness of the
- man she loved, and who had been gracious enough to love her&mdash;the
- least attractive member of the family.
- </p>
- <p>
- But after she had sat for some time with her hands lying idle on the
- sempstress' work at which she had been engaged on the departure of her
- sister&mdash;after her imagination had carried her much farther away than
- she intended it should, she was sensible of a return to the cold world
- from which she had soared. Her heart, which had begun to beat quickly when
- Hetty had told her how the divine Rauzzini had spoken of her, sank within
- her as she seemed to hear a voice asking who was she that she should hope
- to reach by the publication of that story which she had been writing by
- stealth and at odd times during the past three years, even the smallest
- measure of fame that would compare with that of Signor Rauzzini? What fame
- attached to the writing of a novel in comparison with that achieved by the
- enchantment of a singer who had power to move the hearts of men and women
- as it pleased him? Orpheus&mdash;ah, what fame could compare with the fame
- of Orpheus, the singer? His was a heaven-sent gift. What was her little
- talent compared with such a gift? If she had the ability even to make
- music such as one of her sisters could bring forth from the keys of the
- piano, she would have a better chance of being accounted worthy of a place
- beside Signor Rauzzini than if her novel found its way to the shelves of
- many readers. The writing of a novel was a poor achievement&mdash;nay, in
- the opinion of a good many people, including her own stepmother&mdash;a
- most practical woman&mdash;it was something to be ashamed of; and Fanny
- herself, thinking over all the novels written by women which she herself
- had read&mdash;most of them surreptitiously&mdash;was disposed to agree
- with her. That was why she had kept as a secret for more than three years
- the fact that she was trying to write a novel. Her father knew nothing of
- it, and her stepmother was equally uninformed. Even her old friend Mr.
- Crisp, to whom she wrote voluminous letters week after week, and to whom
- she gave her confidence on many matters, had no suspicion that she had
- written her novel.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had thought it prudent to keep this matter hidden from them, for she
- did not doubt that if she had told any one of them of her project, she
- would never have a chance of realizing it. They would certainly have
- pronounced against such a proceeding even before a page of her novel came
- to be written.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet it was the thought that this novel was shortly to be published
- that had caused her to feel that she was drawing nearer to her lover.
- </p>
- <p>
- As she reflected upon this, sitting idly over her work when her sister had
- left the house, her tears began to fall, not in a torrent, but slowly
- dropping at intervals upon the fabric which she had been sewing. She felt
- very sad, very hopeless, very lonely.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nor could it be said that the sudden return of Mrs. Burney meant a return
- of happiness to the girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney did not consider that Fanny had made satisfactory progress
- with her work, and did not hesitate to express her opinion to this effect.
- But she was not imprudently unkind; for young Mr. Barlowe had just written
- to her, begging permission to pay his respects to Mrs. Burney and her
- daughter that evening, and she meant that Fanny should be in a good humour
- to entertain him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney had great hopes that the question of Fanny's future&mdash;a
- constant topic of conversation and consultation between her and her
- husband&mdash;might be settled by a series of visits of young Mr. Barlowe.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OUNG Mr. Barlowe
- took himself very seriously, and he had every right to do so; for a more
- serious young man was not to be found in business in London. He had been
- brought up to look upon everything in the world as having an intimate
- connection with business, and it had always been impressed upon him that
- business meant the increase of money, and that there was hardly anything
- in the world worth giving a thought to apart from the increase of money.
- It never occurred to any of his preceptors to suggest that the advantage
- of increasing one's money lay in the splendid possibilities of spending
- it. The art of making money forms the whole curriculum of a business man's
- education; he is supposed to require no instruction in the art of spending
- it. Thus it is that, by attending only to one side of the question, so
- many business men lead much less interesting lives than they might, if
- they had it in their power to place themselves under the guidance of a
- trustworthy professor of the Art of Spending. But no Chair of Spending has
- yet been provided at any University, nor is there any instructor on this
- important branch of business education at any of the City schools, hence
- it is that the sons of so many money-making men turn out spendthrifts.
- They have been taught only one side of the great money question, and that
- the less important side into the bargain. In making an honest endeavour to
- master the other side, usually on the death of a father or a bachelor
- uncle, both looked on as close-fisted curmudgeons, a good many young men
- find themselves in difficulties.
- </p>
- <p>
- Young Mr. Barlowe, on being introduced to the Burney family, through the
- circumstance of Mrs. Burney's first husband having done business with Mr.
- Barlowe the elder, found himself in a strange atmosphere. He had never
- before imagined the existence of a household where music and plays and
- books were talked about as if these were the profitable topics of life.
- Previously he had lived in a house where the only profitable topic was
- thought to be the Profits. At his father's table in the Poultry the
- conversation never travelled beyond the Profits. The likelihood of a rise
- in the price of gold or silver sometimes induced the father to increase
- his stock of bullion without delay, and then if the price rose, he could
- conscientiously charge his customers for the lace at such a rate per ounce
- as gave him a clear five per cent, extra profit; and it was upon such
- possibilities that the conversation in the Poultry parlour invariably
- turned.
- </p>
- <p>
- And here were these Burneys talking with extraordinary eagerness and
- vivacity upon such matters as the treatment by a singer named Gabrielli of
- one of the phrases in a song of Mr. Handel's, beginning: &ldquo;Angels ever
- bright and fair&rdquo;! For himself, young Mr. Barlowe thought that there was no
- need for so much repetition in any song. &ldquo;Angels ever bright and fair,
- Take, oh take me to your care&rdquo;&mdash;that was the whole thing, as it
- seemed to him; and when that request had been made once he thought it was
- quite enough; to repeat it half a dozen times was irritating and really
- tended to defeat its purpose. Only children in the nursery kept
- reiterating their requests. But he had heard Dr. Burney and his
- son-in-law, Esther's husband, discuss the Gabrielli's apparently
- unauthorized pause before the second violins suggested (as it appeared to
- the younger musician) a whisper of assent floating from the heaven; and
- all the members of the family except Fanny had taken sides in the
- controversy, as though a thing like that had any bearing upon the daily
- life of the City!
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas Barlowe was amazed at the childishness of the discussion, and he
- was particularly struck by the silence of Fanny on this occasion. She was
- silent, he was sure, because she agreed with him in thinking it ridiculous
- to waste words over a point that should be relegated to the nursery for
- settlement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They seem pleasant enough people in their way,&rdquo; he told his mother after
- his first visit. &ldquo;But they know nothing of what is going on in the world&mdash;the
- real world, of which the Poultry is the centre. It might be expected that
- the young man who is a naval officer and has seen the world would know
- something of the import of the question when I asked him what direction he
- thought gold would move in; but he only winked and replied, 'Not across my
- hawse, I dare swear,' and the others laughed as if he had said something
- humorous.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mayhap it was humorous,&rdquo; suggested his mother gravely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be sheer ribaldry for anyone to jest upon such a subject as the
- fluctuations in the price of silver,&rdquo; said Thomas slowly. &ldquo;Lieutenant
- Burney must surely know how serious a matter would be a fall of a fraction
- of a crown when we have bought heavily in prospect of a rise. But Miss
- Burney looks to be different from the others of the family. I have told
- you that while her father, and indeed all the rest, were talking excitedly
- on that ridiculous point in Mr. Handel's music, she sat in silence. She is
- short-sighted, but I noticed more than once that she had her eyes fixed on
- me, as if she had found something to study in me. She is, I think, a
- steady, observant young lady. When Mrs. Burney said she hoped that I would
- visit them again, I think I perceived a sort of interest on Miss Burney's
- face as she awaited my answer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas had resolved not to frustrate the hopes that Mrs. Burney had
- expressed as to his paying another visit&mdash;as a matter of fact he had
- come three times, and on every occasion he had devoted himself to Fanny&mdash;to
- be more exact than Mrs. Burney, who had described his attentions in this
- phrase, he had passed his time subjecting her to a sort of catechism with
- a view to discover if she would make him the sort of wife that would suit
- him. It appeared that the result of his inquisition was satisfactory, and
- that his attentions were gradually becoming intentions; but Mrs. Burney
- had never gone farther than to comment favourably to Fanny upon the young
- man's steadiness, and to suggest that the young woman whom he might choose
- to be his wife would be fortunate, steady young men with good prospects in
- the City being far from abundant. She had never gone so far as to ask
- Fanny if she would accept good fortune coming to her in such a form;
- though Fanny knew very well that she had asked Esther to sound her on this
- point.
- </p>
- <p>
- How far Esther's mission was accounted successful by their stepmother,
- Fanny, of course, could not guess; but at any rate Thomas was to pay a
- visit after dinner, and Fanny felt that it was necessary for her to be
- discreet. It had been very interesting for her to study Thomas, with the
- possibility before her of writing a second novel, in which some of his
- traits of character might be introduced with advantage; but she perceived
- how there was a likelihood of her course of study being paid for at too
- high a rate; so she resolved&mdash;to be discreet beyond her ordinary
- exercise of a virtue which she displayed at all times of her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- So Thomas came to the house in St. Martin's Street while tea was being
- served in the drawingroom, to the accompaniment of a duet on the piano&mdash;Dr.
- Burney had quickly perceived the merits of this new instrument over that
- of the harpsichord&mdash;between Susan and her father. Very close to the
- instrument, pressing the receiver of his ear-trumpet to the woodwork of
- the case, sat Sir Joshua Reynolds, while his sister&mdash;a lady of middle
- age who was gradually relinquishing the idea that she, too, could paint
- portraits&mdash;was suffering Mrs. Burney to explain to her the advantages
- of Lynn over London as a place of residence for people anxious to
- economize.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was at the table where the teapot and urn were being drawn on, and
- close to her sat her brother James, with a volume like an account-book
- lying face down on the table while he drank his tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- The progress of the duet was not arrested by the entrance of young Mr.
- Barlowe, but he looked in the direction of the instrument when he had
- shaken hands with Mrs. Burney and bowed to Miss Reynolds. It was obvious
- that he was mystified by seeing Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet pressed against
- the sound-conducting case of the piano. He was still looking at it with
- curious eyes while he greeted Fanny with the concentrated politeness of
- the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lieutenant Burney roused himself from his lolling attitude when he saw the
- puzzled look on the young man's face, and he obligingly endeavoured to
- explain away the mystery.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis no wonder that you are amazed, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; he said in a whisper.
- &ldquo;I own that when it was first brought to my notice I thought it
- extraordinary. A marvellous instrument, is it not, that is played by the
- ear instead of by the mouth? And yet you must own that some of the notes
- it produces are very fine&mdash;much more delicate than could be produced
- by any other means.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not profess to be a judge of music, sir,&rdquo; said Thomas; &ldquo;but I know
- what pleases me.&rdquo; Fanny wondered how often she had heard that same boast&mdash;the
- attempt of complete ignorance to be accredited with the virtue of
- frankness. &ldquo;Yes, I own that I consider the music monstrous pretty; but
- with the ear&mdash;that is what puzzles me: it seems a simple trumpet,
- such as is blown by the mouth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not let my father hear you say that, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; whispered
- James. &ldquo;That instrument is his fondest. You know that he has written a
- 'History of Music'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All the world knows that, sir,&rdquo; replied Thomas gallantly. &ldquo;I have not yet
- found time to read it myself, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Neither have I, sir; but I understand that that instrument which seems
- new to such simpletons as you and I is really as ancient as the pyramids
- of Egypt&mdash;nay, more so, for my father discovered in his researches
- that this was the identical form of the first instrument made by Tubal
- Cain himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible? In our Family Bible there is a picture of Tubal Cain, but
- he is depicted blowing through a conch shell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A shell! Ah! such was the ignorance of the world on these matters before
- my father wrote his History. But he has managed to clear up many points
- upon which complete ignorance or very erroneous opinions prevailed. It is
- not generally known, for instance, that Tubal had his second name given to
- him by reason of his habitually murdering every musical piece that he
- attempted to play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he was the inventor, was he not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Quite true, Mr. Barlowe. But that fact, you must admit, only made his
- offence the more flagrant. So the inscriptions on the rocks assert; and
- there are some sensible people nowadays who believe that Tubal's second
- and very suggestive name should be coupled with the names of many more
- recent performers on musical instruments.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not allude to the gentleman who is playing that new instrument&mdash;I
- mean that very ancient instrument&mdash;by the side of Dr. Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, surely not. That gentleman is one of the most notable performers of
- our age, Mr. Barlowe. I ask you plainly, sir, have you ever seen, even at
- a raree show, a musician who could play an instrument with his ear and
- produce such a good effect? You can easily believe that a vast amount of
- ingenuity is needed to produce even the simplest sound in that way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I had not it demonstrated before my eyes I should not believe it
- possible. I protest, sir, that the effect is very pretty. Is't not so,
- Miss Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The young man turned to Fanny, who was doing her best to refrain from an
- outburst of laughter; she could not trust herself to put her cup of tea to
- her lips while her brother was continuing his fooling. She thought that it
- was scarcely good manners of him to play such a jest upon a visitor,
- though she knew the ward-room code of manners which her naval brother had
- acquired was very liberal on such points. She was about to give Mr.
- Barlowe a hint of the truth of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet, but James,
- perceiving her intention, defeated it by saying in a tone above a whisper:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cain&mdash;we mentioned Cain, did we not, Mr. Barlowe? Oh, yes; and it
- must have occurred to you how strangely customs have altered during the
- past ten years&mdash;how strongly opposed people are to-day to principles
- that were accepted without demur so recently as in our own boyhood. You
- take my meaning, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Barlowe did not look as if he quite grasped Lieutenant Burney's drift,
- and Fanny felt it incumbent on her to prevent further fooling (as he
- thought she would) by remarking:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My brother means, Mr. Barlowe, that 'tis remarkable how many changes are
- being made in many ways&mdash;but what he had in his mind was, of course,
- in respect to the forte-piano&mdash;on which my father and sister are
- playing a duet: only a few years ago no one thought to improve upon the
- harpsichord; and yet my father asserts that in a short time the
- harpsichord will be no more than a curiosity&mdash;that the forte-piano&mdash;or
- as we simply call it now, the piano, will take its place in every
- household. That is what you meant, was it not, James?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was thinking of Cain and his profession&mdash;Cain, the good old
- murderer, rather than of Tubal Cain, who was perhaps equally criminal in
- inventing the liveliest source of human torture,&rdquo; replied James gravely.
- &ldquo;Yes, I was thinking&mdash;suggested by the mention of Cain&mdash;how
- strange people nowadays would regard my father's intentions regarding my
- future when he assumed that I should have the best chance for cultivating
- my bent, which he had early recognized in me, by sending me, before it
- became too late, to be educated for the profession to an accomplished
- murderer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER X
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OUNG Mr. Barlowe
- started so violently that he spilt his tea over his knees; for just before
- James had uttered his last sentence the music stopped, but as it had been
- somewhat loud in the final bars, and James had raised his voice in the
- same proportion, the inertia of his tone defied any attempt to modulate
- it, so that it was almost with a shout that he had declared that he had
- been sent to be educated in his profession to a murderer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was too much overcome by the ludicrous aspect of the contretemps to
- be able to laugh. Her brother, who had had no intention of startling
- anyone in the room except young Mr. Barlowe, hung his head and was
- blushing under the South Sea tan of his skin; Sir Joshua Reynolds had
- heard nothing after the crashing chords that concluded the duet; but poor
- Miss Reynolds almost sprang from her chair in horror.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney was very angry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have been making a fool of yourself as usual, James,&rdquo; she cried.
- &ldquo;Pray give Mr. Barlowe another cup of tea, Fanny. I vow that 'tis a shame
- for you, James Burney, to treat such a company as though you were on the
- deck of the <i>Adventure</i> facing your South Sea savages.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Dr. Burney, with his customary tact, raised a hand half reprovingly
- toward his wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give Mr. Barlowe his cup, and then pass one to me, Fanny,&rdquo; he said,
- rising from the piano. &ldquo;You know that James has spoken no more than the
- truth, my dear,&rdquo; he added, smiling at his wife. &ldquo;I can see that the rascal
- has been fooling while our backs were turned to him; but we know that he
- spoke no more than the truth&mdash;at least in that one sentence which he
- bawled out for us. He was, indeed, sent to a school where he was placed
- under an accomplished usher who was some time after hanged as a murderer.
- You see, madam&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he had turned, still smiling, to Miss
- Reynolds, thereby doing much to restore her confidence in the sanity of
- the family&mdash;&ldquo;You see that James was from the first so desperate a
- young rascal that, just as a boy who is an adept at figures is educated
- for the counting-house, and one who spends all the day before he is six
- picking out tunes on the harpsichord should be apprenticed, as I was, to a
- musician, so we thought our James should be sent whither he could be
- properly grounded in the only profession at which he was likely to excel.
- But, alas! the poor usher was carried off by the police, tried at the next
- assizes and duly hanged before James had made much progress in his
- studies; but I believe that a few years in the navy does as much for a
- youth who has made up his mind to succeed, as a protracted course under a
- fully qualified criminal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Reynolds looked as if she were not quite certain that, in spite of
- his smiles, Dr. Burney was jesting; but when Mrs. Burney, seeing how her
- husband's mock seriousness was likely to produce a wrong impression upon
- plain people, said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must recall hearing about Mr. Eugene Aram some years back, Mrs.
- Reynolds,&rdquo; that lady showed that her mind was greatly relieved.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I recall the matter without difficulty,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;The man was usher at
- the grammar school at Lynn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And no school had a more learned teacher than that unfortunate man,&rdquo; said
- Sir Joshua. Young Mr. Barlowe had been divided in his amazement at what
- Dr. Burney had said, and at the sight of Sir Joshua holding the trumpet to
- his ear, though the instrument remained mute. He had never found himself
- within the circle of so startling a society. He wished himself safe at
- home in the Poultry, where people talked sense and made no attempt to blow
- a trumpet with their ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;James had acquired quite a liking for poor Aram,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, &ldquo;and,
- indeed, I own to having had a high opinion of the man's ability myself. It
- was to enable him to purchase books necessary for his studies in philology
- that he killed his victim&mdash;a contemptible curmudgeon named Johnstone.
- I fear that all our sympathy was on the side of the usher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was greatly interested in Mr. Aram, and read a full account of his
- trial,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder that a man of so sensitive a mind as his did not so brood over
- his crime as to cause suspicion to fall on him earlier than it did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only upon one occasion it seemed that he was affected by an incident
- which might possibly have awakened some suspicion in the mind of a person
- given to suspicion,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;James had been presented with a copy of the translation of Gessner's
- 'Death of Abel'&mdash;everyone was going mad about the book that year&mdash;more
- copies were sold of it than of any translation since Pope's 'Homer,' but I
- fancy James found it dull enough reading. He had it on his knee trying to
- get through a page or two in case the kind donor might question him upon
- it, when the usher came up. He took the volume in his hand and glanced at
- the title. Down the book fell from his grasp and he hurried away without a
- word&mdash;'as if he had been stung,' James said, in telling us about it,
- to excuse the broken cover. Of course, I never gave a thought to the
- matter at the time; but when I heard of the arrest of Eugene Aram the
- following year, I recalled the incident.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like to make a picture of the scene, and name it 'Remorse,'&rdquo;
- said Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He never did make such a picture; many years had passed, and
- Lieutenant Burney had become an Admiral before his narration of the
- incident touched the imagination of a poet who dealt with it in verse that
- has thrilled a good many readers.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas Barlowe was not greatly thrilled by the story as told by Dr.
- Burney. He seemed rather shocked to find himself at the table with someone
- who had been taught by a murderer. He glanced furtively at James Burney,
- who had remained silent since the contretemps that had prevented him from
- perfecting his fooling of Thomas; and the result of Thomas's scrutiny at
- that moment was to cause Thomas a tremor; for who could say what fearful
- knowledge Lieutenant Burney might have acquired during his intercourse
- with the murderer&mdash;knowledge which might jeopardize the safety of a
- simple visitor like himself? Thomas felt that no ordinary person could be
- accounted absolutely safe in a company that included a tall, able-bodied
- young naval man who had begun his education under a murderer and had gone
- to complete it among the cannibals of the South Seas; and, in addition, an
- elderly gentleman who fancied that he could bring any sound out of a
- trumpet by pressing it to his ear instead of his lips, and had shown
- himself ready to extol the scholarship of any man who had been hanged.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then Thomas looked at Fanny, and she pleased him more than ever. She
- was so demure, so modest, so shy. She had a very pretty blush, and she did
- not play on the piano. It was a thousand pities, he felt, that such a girl
- should be compelled to remain in such uncongenial companionship. All the
- time that Dr. Burney and his other daughter were playing a second duet,
- and the silly gentleman holding the bell of his trumpet to the case of the
- piano, still fondly believing that he was also a performer with the
- mouth-piece in his ear, Thomas Barlowe was feeling wave after wave of pity
- passing over him for the unhappy position of the shy girl in the midst of
- so doubtful a household. Before long his compassion for her so stimulated
- his imagination that he began to think of the possibility of his rescuing
- her&mdash;he began to think of himself in the character of a hero&mdash;he
- did not remember the name of any particular hero who had carried off a
- young woman who was placed in a similar situation to that occupied by Miss
- Burney; but he had no doubt that more than one romance was founded upon
- the doings of such a man as he felt himself fully qualified to be, if he
- made up his mind to assume such a rôle.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the music continued&mdash;it was an arrangement of Bach's <i>Orfèo</i>&mdash;Thomas
- Barlowe became more and more resolute. He would be the heroic person who
- should appear at the right moment and achieve the emancipation of that
- sweet and shy girl, who by no fault of hers was forced to live in that
- house and remain, if she could, on friendly terms with her father and
- sisters, who kept strumming on the piano, and with her brother, who was
- ready to boast of having received the rudiments of his education from a
- murderer. All that he needed was the opportunity to show his heroism, and
- he did not doubt that when he set his mind to work on the matter, he would
- have such an opportunity.
- </p>
- <p>
- If anyone had whispered in his ear that his inward consciousness of being
- equal to the doing of great deeds was solely due to the music which was
- being played, and to which he was unwillingly listening, he would have
- been indignant. He would have thought it preposterous had it been
- suggested to him that the effect of that strumming was to make him feel
- more like a god than a man&mdash;to be ready to face hell for the love of
- a woman, as Jean Sebastian Bach imagined Orpheus doing for Eurydice. But
- Jean Sebastian Bach knew what he was about when he had composed his <i>Orfèo</i>,
- and Dr. Burney was quite equal to the business of interpreting his aims,
- and of urging his daughter Susan to join with him in impressing them upon
- even so unimpressionable a nature as that of Thomas Barlowe; so that while
- Thomas Barlowe believed that this music was one of the most petty of all
- human interests, it was making him think such thoughts as had never before
- entered his mind&mdash;it was giving him aspirations from which in
- ordinary circumstances he would have shrunk.
- </p>
- <p>
- The master musician and his interpreters were making sport of him, leading
- him if not quite into the region of the heroic, at least to the boundary
- of that region, and supplying him with a perspective glass, as the
- Interpreter did to the Pilgrims, by the aid of which he might see the
- wonderful things that had been beyond his natural scope.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was how it came about that he gazed into Miss Burney's eyes and
- pressed her hand at parting with a tenderness he had never previously
- associated with his leave-taking. He felt sure that Miss Burney would
- understand what he meant, though he knew that he would have difficulty in
- expressing it all to her in words; for the effect of the music was to make
- him feel that he could put so much feeling into a look, into a squeeze of
- the hand, as would touch the heart of any young woman and cause her to be
- certain that she might trust him though all other help might fail her.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the effect which the heroic music had upon him, though he did not
- know it; it made him feel willing to face hell for her sake at that
- moment, and even until he had walked through more than a mile of the
- network of streets that lay between Leicester Fields and the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the effect of such an intoxicant as music upon such a nature as his is
- not lasting. Before he had reached Cheapside his own individuality was
- beginning to assert itself; and he wondered if he had not gone too far for
- discretion&mdash;discretion being, according to his reckoning, the power
- to withdraw from a position that might compromise him. And before he
- reached his home he had got the length of wondering how he had so far
- forgotten himself as to yield to that compromising impulse represented by
- the gaze and the squeeze. He could not for the life of him understand what
- had come over him at that moment; for he had by no means satisfied himself
- that Miss Burney was the young woman who would make him comfortable as his
- wife. He still thought highly of her on account of her modesty and her
- dainty shyness, but marriage was a serious matter, and he was not sure
- that he should take her for his wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, he felt that he had had a very trying evening&mdash;between
- the Lieutenant who had so nearly qualified to practise as a murderer, and
- the father and daughter who seemed ready to strum their duets until
- midnight, to say nothing of the foolish gentleman who tried to play the
- trumpet with his ear; and Thomas made up his mind that he would not trust
- himself into the midst of so unusual a circle until he was certain that he
- wanted to marry the young woman whose hand he had, for some reason or
- other, pressed at parting.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney had noticed much more clearly than Fanny had done the
- expression that the face of Thomas Barlowe had worn when he had looked
- into the girl's eyes; she had measured to the fraction of a second the
- duration of his holding of her hand beyond the time essential for the
- discharge of the ordinary courtesy of a hand-shake; and she was satisfied
- that Thomas was progressing in his wooing of the least attractive and
- certainly the least accomplished member of the family. The good woman
- thought, however, that it was rather a pity that her husband and Susan had
- persisted in the practice of their duets; for by doing so they had not
- given a chance to Thomas and Fanny of being alone together.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, looking back upon the incidents of the evening, she came to the
- conclusion that, on the whole, she had no reason to complain of the
- progress that was being made in the young man's wooing. She was no
- believer in undue haste in this respect; and had not Thomas looked into
- Fanny's eyes at the close of the evening? Yes, at the close; and that
- proved to her satisfaction that he had not suffered discouragement by the
- maladroit conversation about Mr. Eugene Aram. The unhappy episode upon
- which her husband had dwelt with far too great attention to its details,
- was one to which she herself had never alluded; for at Lynn, where she had
- lived all her life previous to being married to Dr. Burney, the Eugene
- Aram episode was regarded as a scandal to be ignored by those of the
- inhabitants whose children had attended the school where he had been
- usher. It was a distinctly favourable sign of the impression made upon
- young Mr. Barlowe by Fanny, that he had gazed into her eyes in spite of
- his having been made aware of the connection of the family with the
- tragedy of that wretched schoolmaster. Mrs. Burney took no account of the
- effect of Bach's marvellous music upon a young man who was a lover in the
- rough. In this respect, as has been indicated, she did not differ from the
- young man himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was at the
- Pantheon in the Oxford Road a fortnight later, that Mrs. Thrale, the
- brewer's lively wife, had an opportunity of shining, by a display of that
- <i>esprit</i> which caused Mr. Garrick to affirm solemnly that if she had
- gone upon the stage she would have been a dangerous rival to Mistress
- Clive; and Fanny Burney, with her father and Mr. Linley, the father of the
- beautiful Mrs. Sheridan, was a witness of the ease with which the lady
- sparkled as she described for the benefit of the circle how Mr. Garrick's
- jest at the expense of poor Mr. Kendal and the Widow Nash had set all the
- Wells laughing. She imitated Mr. Garrick to his face, in offering his
- congratulations to Mr. Kendal and so setting the ball a-rolling until
- within an hour the poor, silly gentleman had been offered the
- felicitations of half the Wells upon his engagement to Widow Nash. Mrs.
- Thrale re-enacted with great gravity the part she had played in Mr.
- Garrick's plot, and then she hastened to imitate Mrs. Cholmondeley's part,
- and even Mr. Sheridan's, upon that lively morning at Tunbridge Wells.
- </p>
- <p>
- But there was much more to tell, and Mrs. Thrale took very good care to
- abate nothing of her narrative; it gave her so good a chance of acting,
- and it gave Mr. Garrick so good a chance of complimenting her before all
- the company.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I vow that we played our parts to perfection,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;and
- without any rehearsal either. But then what happened? You will scarce
- believe it, Mr. Garrick has always borne such a character for scrupulous
- honour in his dealings with his companies, but indeed 'tis a fact that our
- manager decamped as soon as he found that the poor man had been teased to
- the verge of madness by the fooling he had started&mdash;off he went, we
- knew not whither; leaving no message for any of us. He was not to be found
- by noon; and what happened by dinner-time? Why, the poor gentleman whom we
- had been fooling had also fled!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was indeed too bad of Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas too inconsiderate of him truly,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;'Tis no great
- matter if the manager of the playhouse runs away when his play is produced&mdash;you
- remember that Mr. Colman hurried off to Bath to escape lampooners when the
- success of Dr. Goldsmith's comedy <i>She Stoops to Conquer</i> had proved
- to all the town that he was no judge of a play; but for the one who has
- been made the object of such a jest as ours to escape without giving us a
- chance of bringing our teasing to a fitting climax is surely little short
- of infamous.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And when did you design the fitting climax to arrive, madam?&rdquo; asked one
- of the circle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, when the gentleman and lady should come face to face in the Assembly
- Rooms, to be sure,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;We were all there to await the
- scene of their meeting; and you can judge of our chagrin when only the
- lady appeared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We can do so, indeed,&rdquo; said Mrs. Darner, who was also in the circle. &ldquo;I
- can well believe that you were furious. When one has arranged a burletta
- for two characters 'tis infamous when only one of the actors appears on
- the stage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale smiled the smile of the lady who knows that she is harbouring
- a surprise for her friends and only awaits the right moment to spring it
- upon them&mdash;a cat to be let out of the bag at the pulling of a string.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that we should have your sympathy, Mrs. Darner,&rdquo; she said
- demurely. &ldquo;You have, I doubt not, more than once experienced all the
- chagrin that follows the miscarrying of a well-planned scheme. But as it
- so happened, we were more than compensated for our ill-usage at that time
- by the unlooked-for appearance of the missing actor two nights later.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Darner, holding up both her hands in a very dainty
- way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Garrick also lifted up his hands in amazement, but he did not need to
- exclaim anything to emphasize the effect of his gesture.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney smiled, trying to catch the eye of Mr. Garrick, but Mr. Garrick
- took very good care that he should not succeed in doing so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may well cry, 'oh, lud!'&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;But if you had been in
- the Rooms when the man entered you would not have been able to say a word
- for surprise, I promise you. The poor gentleman had posted all the way
- from town to Tunbridge, apparently for our diversion only, and what a
- sight he was! It seems that he had got over his fright at the coupling of
- his name with the lady's, while flying to London, but from this point a
- reaction set in, and he spent all the time that he was posting back to the
- Wells adding fuel to the fire of his resolution to throw himself at the
- feet of the lady at the earliest possible moment. Was there ever such a
- comedy played, Mr. Garrick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twould be too extravagant for the theatre, madam, but not for Nature's
- playhouse,&rdquo; replied Garrick. &ldquo;I have more than once been told the story of
- soldiers having fled in a panic from the field of battle, but on finding
- themselves in a place of safety they returned to the fight and fought like
- demons. Was there aught that could be termed demoniacal in the gentleman's
- conduct on finding himself face to face with the enemy&mdash;I mean the
- lady?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Aught demoniacal, do you ask me?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Oh, sir, have you
- not heard the parable of the demon that was cast out of a man, but finding
- its homeless condition unsupportable, sought out seven of its friends and
- returned with them to its former habitation, so that the last state of the
- man was more demoniacal than the first?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancy I have heard the parable, madam, but its application&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- began Garrick, when Mrs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Darner broke in upon him, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not ever attempt to point out the aptness of the application of a
- parable, Mrs. Thrale. Do not, if you are wise. Would you lead us to
- believe that the unhappy wretch found it necessary to post up to town to
- obtain his relay of demons for his own discomfiture when so much rank and
- fashion was at the Wells, though at the fag end of the season?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Leaving parables aside, demons and all, I can bear witness to the
- condition of the man when he entered the Rooms and strode with
- determination on his face up to where the Widow Nash was fanning herself&mdash;not
- without need,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;It so happened that she was seated under
- the gallery at the furthest end of the Rooms, but our gentleman did not
- pause on entering to look round for her&mdash;I tell you that it seemed as
- if he went by instinct straight up to her, and bowing before her, said:
- 'Madam, may I beg the honour of a word or two with you in private?'&mdash;I
- was close by and so were several other equally credible witnesses, and we
- heard every word. The widow looked at him coolly&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, you said she had been fanning herself,&rdquo; remarked Mrs. Darner, but
- without interrupting the flow of the narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was no need of a fan for her voice, I can assure you, when she had
- completed her survey of the dusty gentleman and thought fit to reply to
- him,&rdquo; continued Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;'I vow, sir,' said she, 'that I consider
- this room sufficiently private for anything you have to say to me.' She
- had plainly got wind of Mr. Garrick's plot and so was fully prepared for
- the worst&mdash;though some people might call it the best&mdash;that could
- happen. 'Madam,' said Mr. Kendal, 'what I have to say is meant for your
- ear alone,' and I am bound to admit that he spoke with suavity and
- dignity. 'Pray let my friends here be the judges of that,' said the widow.
- That was a pretty rebuff for any gentleman with a sense of his own
- dignity, you will say; but he did not seem to accept it in such a spirit.
- He hesitated, but only for a few moments, then he looked around him to see
- who were within hearing, and with hardly a pause, he said in the clearest
- of tones, 'I perceive that we are surrounded just now with some ladies
- who, two days ago, offered me congratulations upon my good fortune in
- winning your promise, madam; and I venture now to come before you to
- implore of you to give me permission to assume that their congratulations
- were well founded'&mdash;those were his words; we did not think that he
- had it in him to express himself so well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what was the lady's reply?&rdquo; asked Dr. Burney, recalling the prophecy
- in which he had indulged when parting from Garrick at his own door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The lady's reply was disappointing, though dignified,&rdquo; replied Mrs.
- Thrale. &ldquo;'Sir,' she said, 'I have oft heard that the credulity of a man
- has no limits, but I have never before had so conspicuous an instance of
- the truth of this. Surely the merest schoolboy would have been able to
- inform you that you were being made the victim of one of Mr. Garrick's
- silly jests&mdash;that these ladies here lent themselves to the
- transaction, hoping to make a fool of me as well as of you; but I trust
- that they are now aware of the fact that I, at least, perceived the truth
- from the first, so that whoever has been fooled I am not that person; and
- so I have the honour to wish you and them a very good evening.' Then she
- treated us to a very elaborate curtsey and stalked away to the door,
- leaving us all amazed at her display of dignity&mdash;real dignity, not
- the stage imitation, Mr. Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should have been there, if only to receive a lesson, Mr. Garrick,&rdquo;
- said Mrs. Damer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope those who had the good fortune to be present were taught a
- lesson,&rdquo; said another lady in the circle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you mean me, madam,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, with tactful good humour, &ldquo;I
- frankly allow that I profited greatly by observing the scene. 'Tis a
- dangerous game to play&mdash;that of trying to show others in a ridiculous
- light, and in future I vow that all my attention shall be given to the
- duty of avoiding making a fool of myself. Your jest miscarried, Mr.
- Garrick; though how that gentleman who fled from the Wells in that
- headlong fashion was induced to return, is beyond my knowledge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! madam, the fellow is a coxcomb and not worth discussing,&rdquo; cried
- Garrick. &ldquo;He got no more than his deserts when the lady left him to be the
- laughing-stock of the Assembly. I knew that that would be his fate if he
- ever succeeded in summing up sufficient courage to face her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But strange to say, we did not laugh at him then,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;He
- seemed to be quite a different man from the one whom we had tried to fool
- two days earlier. There was a certain dignity about him that disarmed us.
- You must allow, Mr. Garrick, that only the bravest of men would have had
- the courage to march up the Assembly Rooms and make his proposal to the
- lady in public.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the courage of the coxcomb who believes himself to be
- irresistible to the other sex, madam,&rdquo; said Garrick; &ldquo;and I affirm that
- 'twas most reprehensible to refrain from laughing at him.&rdquo; Then, putting
- his arm through that of Burney as if to stroll on with him, and so give
- the others to understand that he had had enough of Mr. Kendal as a topic,
- he whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my friend, did not I prophesy aright what would be the fellow's fate?
- I know men, and women, too&mdash;ay, in some measure, though they are
- sealed books, eh, friend Burney? And you tried to persuade me that she
- would not snub him? I knew better&mdash;I knew that she&mdash;eh, what&mdash;what
- are they staring at?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are staring at the appearance of Mr. Kendal with the Widow Nash on
- his arm&mdash;there they are, David, and you are staring at them too,&rdquo;
- said Burney with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Angels and Ministers of Grace! 'Tis a man and his wife we are staring at!
- The woman has married him after all!&rdquo; cried David, his hand dropping
- limply from Burney's shoulder. &ldquo;A man and his wife: I know the look in
- their faces!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was, indeed, the
- same man who had come to consult Dr. Burney, but had not been allowed the
- chance of doing so by Garrick, a fortnight before&mdash;the same man, but
- with a marked difference, who was now walking across the pillared room in
- the Pantheon, with a smiling, well-favoured lady by his side; and toward
- the pair the eyes of all the circle whom Mrs. Thrale had been addressing
- were directed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale and her friends were too much amazed to be able to speak, but
- the lips of every one of them were holding back some exclamation of
- surprise: an acute observer would have been able easily to set down the
- various unuttered exclamations of the party, from the simple &ldquo;Oh, Lud!&rdquo; of
- Mrs. Thrale to the more emphatic &ldquo;Merciful Powers!&rdquo; of Mrs. Cholmondeley,
- though not a word was spoken between them, while Mr. Kendal and the lady
- walked, straight through the room to where they were standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Slip behind the pillar: I will cover you, my friend,&rdquo; whispered Dr.
- Burney to Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Garrick had no intention of doing anything so ignominious&mdash;more
- especially as he perceived that Mr. Kendal had caught sight of him; and it
- was really Garrick who advanced to meet the couple, with the air of a host
- about to welcome two long-expected guests&mdash;it was really Garrick who
- received them with one of his finest bows, and who&mdash;to add to the
- amazement of the group behind him&mdash;was greeted by Mr. Kendal and the
- lady with the friendliest of smiles (the lady was blushing, not Mr.
- Garrick).
- </p>
- <p>
- And then it was to Dr. Burney the gentleman turned.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear sir,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;with what words should I approach you? It is to
- your counsel and Mr. Garrick's that I owe my happiness.&rdquo; Then he made his
- bow to the others of the group.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mrs. Thrale,&rdquo; he said, when he had recovered himself, &ldquo;we hoped to find
- you here with your friends, so that we might lose no moment in offering
- you our thanks for the tactful way in which you brought us together. Only
- such genius as yours, madam, could have perceived&mdash;well, all that you
- did perceive. I protest that neither Mrs. Kendal nor myself apprehended
- the too flattering truth. But the heart of a woman who has herself loved&mdash;ah,
- that is the source of such genius as you displayed with such subtlety. She
- is mine, madam; we have been married a whole week, and I, at least, know
- what a treasure&mdash;but I cannot trust myself to talk of my happiness
- just now. Perhaps at some future time I shall be able to tell you
- coherently how I felt within me that my Diana&mdash;Mrs. Nash, as she was
- then&mdash;did not mean her rebuff as a final dismissal, and thus I was
- led to her side&mdash;to implore an audience of her, in the course of
- which she confessed to me that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But his bride prevented the flow of his eloquence by tapping him under the
- chin in exquisite playfulness with her fan, smiling roguishly at him
- first, and then looking round the group with an air of chastened triumph
- while she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Foolish man! Prithee remember, Ferdinand, that you are in a public place,
- and that the secrets of the confessional are sacred. I protest that you
- are exceeding a husband's privilege in revealing aught that I confessed
- when taken aback at your sudden appearance before me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, my angel,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I had no right to say even the
- little that I have said. I suppose I shall learn discretion in time and
- with practice. But when I think of the kindly interest that some of our
- friends here showed in bringing us together, I feel that they should be
- rewarded by a repetition of the whole story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay, sir, you may take my word for it that we look not for such a
- reward,&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;Such philanthropists as Mrs. Thrale and myself
- feel more than rewarded when we succeed in bringing together a lady and
- gentleman who were so plainly intended by Providence for each other's
- happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was Mr. Garrick who looked with the eyes of Providence into your case
- as associated with Mr. Kendal, madam. That is, if Puck may ever be thought
- of as assuming the rôle of Providence,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;For myself, I
- believe that Puck has more to do with the making of matches than heaven;
- and assuredly in this particular case the mischievous fairy had more than
- a finger. But however that may be, we can still wish you every happiness
- in life, and offer you an apology for&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh!&rdquo; whispered Garrick, raising a hand. &ldquo;Rauzzini is beginning to sing.
- I am sure, Mrs. Kendal, that you will willingly accept Signor Rauzzini's
- song in lieu of Mrs. Thrale's apology, however admirably worded the latter
- were sure to be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The bride smiled benignly at Mrs. Thrale, and there was more than a trace
- of triumph in her smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney smiled also at the adroitness of the actor, who, he could
- perceive, had no intention of allowing himself to be incriminated by any
- confession, assuming the form of an apology, that Mrs. Thrale might make
- in a moment of contrition for having been a partner with him in a piece of
- fooling that had had a very different result from the one he (and she) had
- looked for.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick, still holding up a warning finger as if he had at heart the best
- interests of the composer as well as the singer of &ldquo;Waft her, Angels,&rdquo;
- prevented another word from being spoken, though more than a full minute
- had passed before Rauzzini had breathed the first notes of the recitativo.
- </p>
- <p>
- But incautiously lowering his finger when the handsome Roman had begun,
- Mrs. Thrale took advantage of her release from the thraldom imposed upon
- her, to say in a low tone, looking toward the gallery in front of which
- the singer stood:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is one angel talking to the others! Was there ever so angelic a man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And little Miss Burney, who had also her eyes fixed upon the singer, felt
- that little Mrs. Thrale was not merely an angel, but a goddess. She
- expressed her opinion to this effect in her next letter to Mr. Crisp.
- </p>
- <p>
- She listened in a dream to the singing that no one could hear and remain
- unmoved, even though one had not the advantage of looking at the singer at
- the same time. Fanny Burney was too shortsighted to be able to distinguish
- one face from another at such a distance; but this made no difference to
- her; she had the face of the sweet singer ever before her&mdash;most
- clearly when she closed her eyes, as she did now, and listened to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Waft her, angels, to the skies&mdash;Waft her, angels, waft her, angels,
- waft her to the skies,&rdquo; rang out his fervent imploration, and she felt
- that there were no powers that could withstand the force of such an
- appeal. For herself she felt carried away on the wings of song into the
- highest heaven. She felt that harps of heaven alone could provide an
- adequate accompaniment to such a voice as his; and she gave herself up to
- it as unreservedly as a bride gives herself to the arms of her lover. She
- had that sensation of a sweet yielding to the divine influence of the
- music until she could feel it enfolding her and bearing her into the
- infinite azure of a realm more beautiful than any that her dreams had
- borne her to in the past. She wanted nothing better than this in any
- world. All that she wanted was an assurance that it would continue for
- ever and ever....
- </p>
- <p>
- With the cessation of the singing she seemed to awaken from a dream of
- divine delight, and in her awaking to retain the last thought that had
- been hers&mdash;the longing for an assurance that the delight which she
- was feeling would endure. She was awake now, and she knew that love had
- been all her dream, and that what she longed for was the assurance that
- that love would continue. And now she remembered that it was this same
- longing that had brought about her resolution that she would never go to
- her King as the beggar maid had gone to King Cophetua. There would be no
- assurance of the continuing of love between them if she had the
- humiliating feeling that he had stooped to raise her to his level.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the thought which took possession of her mind when she had
- returned from the sublimities to which she had been borne by her lover's
- singing, and in another minute the reaction had come. She had been soaring
- high, but now she was conscious of a sinking at heart; for the whole
- building was resounding with acclamations of the singer. There did not
- seem to be anyone silent, save only herself, throughout the hall. Everyone
- seemed calling the name of Rauzzini&mdash;all seemed ready to throw
- themselves at his feet; and when he stood up to acknowledge their tribute
- of enthusiasm to his marvellous powers, there was something of frenzy in
- the way his name was flung from hundreds of voices&mdash;it was not enough
- for the people whom he had stirred to shout his name, they surrounded him
- with the banners of a great conqueror&mdash;the air was quivering with the
- lace and the silk that were being waved on all sides to do him honour&mdash;handkerchiefs,
- scarves, fans&mdash;the air was full of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- And there he stood high above them, smiling calmly and bending his head
- gravely to right and left in acknowledgment of all....
- </p>
- <p>
- That was his position before the world. Her heart sank within her as she
- asked herself what was hers. How could she ever hope to attain to such a
- place as should win from the world such applause as this? How could she
- ever be so vain as to think that the giving of a little book to the world
- should have an effect worthy of being compared with this demonstration
- which was shaking the Pantheon?
- </p>
- <p>
- Her heart sank to a deeper depth still when the thunders had passed away&mdash;reluctantly
- as the reverberations of a great storm&mdash;and there was a buzz of
- voices all about her&mdash;exclamations of delight&mdash;whispers of
- admiration&mdash;ladies with clasped hands, fervent in their words about
- the marvellous face of the young Roman&mdash;and her father and his
- friend, Mr. Fulke Greville, exchanging recollections of the singing of the
- same air by other vocalists, and coming gradually to the conclusion that
- none had put such feeling into it as had Rauzzini.
- </p>
- <p>
- The buzz of voices did not cease when the singer had come down from his
- gallery and was greeting some of his friends on the floor of the great
- hall. He had trouble in making his way as far as the group which he meant
- to reach. The most distinguished ladies of high quality had pressed round
- him with uncritical expressions of appreciation of his singing, and there
- was no lack of gentlemen of fashion to follow their example, though
- wondering greatly that the ladies of quality should allow themselves to
- show such transports respecting a man with no trait of a true-born
- Englishman about him. Signor Rauzzini might have indulged in a score of
- pinches of snuff out of the gold and enamelled boxes that were thrust
- forward for his acceptance with the finest artificial grace of a period
- when it was not thought effeminate to be graceful over small things.
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed low to the ladies of quality, and smiled his polite rejection of
- the snuff of the gentlemen of fashion. But such convenances made it
- impossible for him to keep his eyes upon the group toward which he was
- making a necessarily slow way, and he only reached the side of Dr. Burney
- to find that Dr. Burney's daughter had disappeared. He had no chance of
- seeing how Miss Burney at his approach had slipped behind a pillar and
- suffered herself to be conducted thence to a seat by her cousin Edward:
- the fact that Edward was learning to be a painter was a sufficient excuse
- for his paying an occasional visit to such scenes of colour as were
- unfolded before the eyes of a frequenter of the fashionable Pantheon every
- night.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny felt that if Signor Rauzzini had come to her side after passing
- through the ranks of lace and velvet and brocade, she would have sunk
- through the floor of the hall. But she knew that it was to her side he was
- coming, and she took the opportunity of flying when he was compelled to
- make a pause in front of the flattery of the Duchess of Ancaster.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was painfully shy at all times, but overwhelmingly so at that moment,
- though she knew that she was the only woman in the place who would make
- the attempt to evade the distinction which threatened her. How could she
- remain where she had been with all eyes in the room upon her? She felt
- that it would be impossible.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her heart was beating quickly as she thought:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not yet&mdash;not yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After all there is no more womanly trait than that of fleeing from a
- lover; but Fanny Burney was yielding to its impulse without an attempt to
- analyse it, and without being consoled by the reflection of the woman of
- the younger world, that if it is woman's instinct to fly from a lover, it
- is a lover's instinct to pursue.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had scarcely finished the cup of ice which her cousin had brought her,
- before the man had found her.
- </p>
- <p>
- But now the Gabrielli was beginning to sing, and all eyes were directed
- upon the Gabrielli, so that no one but Rauzzini saw how Dr. Burney's
- over-shy daughter was flushing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HEY spoke in
- French, with an occasional phrase in Italian when they found the other
- tongue lacking in melody or in the exact shade of meaning that they sought
- to express. Edward Burney thought that the moment was one that favoured
- his ambition to study the pose of Madame Gabrielli, with a view to
- starting on a portrait that should make him famous. He asked Fanny's
- permission to allow him to take up a place a few yards beyond the pillar.
- He promised not to be long absent, and Fanny had not the heart to detain
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You fled from me&mdash;was that kind?&rdquo; asked Rauzzini when the cousin had
- moved away, but was still in view.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;one who has my odious selfconsciousness does not ask what
- is kind or unkind, she simply flies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you knew that I was coming to your side?&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that you are wise enough to value the criticism of a musician like
- my father above the vapid phrases of the people of fashion,&rdquo; replied
- Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true indeed,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I value a word of praise or blame from
- Dr. Burney as precious. But Dr. Burney has a daughter whose words are to
- me as precious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is not here to-night,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;My sister Esther, to whom you
- refer, is indeed a discriminating critic. She told me how exquisitely you
- sang at the concert where you met her&mdash;it is scarcely a fortnight
- ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Burney has more daughters than that one,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has indeed more daughters than one,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;We were a household of
- daughters before Esther married and when my brother was in the South Seas.
- But only Esther is critical as a musician.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the name of heaven, do you think that it is only possible for me to
- value words that refer to my singing?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Do you not know that I
- would rather listen to your voice than&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Than Madame Gabrielli's?&rdquo; said Fanny; he had spoken his last sentence in
- too loud a tone, even though the Gabrielli's brilliant vocalism usually
- admitted of a conversation being carried on with some vehemence in the
- great room of the Pantheon without causing remark.
- </p>
- <p>
- He smiled at her warning, and it was in a subdued voice that he said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am tired of hearing the Gabrielli; but what of your voice? How often
- have you given me the chance of hearing it? Even now you fled from me as
- though I carried the plague about with me! Was that kind or unkind?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not entertain the thought that perhaps I have not yet tired of
- Madame Gabrielli's vocalism: I knew that she was at the point of beginning
- her aria.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would sacrifice me on the altar of your favourite? Well, perhaps you
- would be justified in doing so. Hold up your finger now and I shall be
- mute as a fish until Gabrielli has had her last shriek. I can still look
- at you&mdash;it will not spoil your appreciation of the aria if I merely
- look at you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think I would rather that you talked to me than merely looked at me. I
- do not invite people to look at me, and happily few people do. I am not
- conspicuous. I am the insignificant one. There is Mrs. Thrale, for
- instance; she has been several times at our house, and every time she
- comes she inquires who is the little one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He smiled and held up his finger in imitation of the way she had rebuked
- him for talking too loud.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh; I am anxious to hear the Signora Gabrielli,&rdquo; he said, and the
- express on that he made his face assume at that moment would have
- convinced anyone that he was giving all his attention to the singing&mdash;drinking
- in every note with the earnestness of an enthusiast. There was a certain
- boyish exaggeration in his expression that was very amusing to Fanny,
- though less observing persons would have been ready to accept it as
- evidence of the generous appreciation on the part of one great singer of
- the success of another.
- </p>
- <p>
- So he remained until the <i>cavatina</i> had come to an end; and then he
- was loudest in his cry of &ldquo;Brava!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a treat&mdash;a great&mdash;a sacred treat,&rdquo; said he, turning to
- Fanny. &ldquo;I do not think I ever heard that song before. Has it a name, I
- wonder?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I mistake not it is from an opera in which a certain Roman tenore made
- a name for himself last year, in happy conjunction with Madame Gabrielli,&rdquo;
- said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible? I had not heard of that circumstance,&rdquo; said he, with a
- look of the most charming innocence in his large eyes. It was his hands
- that were most expressive, however, as he added:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it was last year, you say, mademoiselle? Ah, who is it that remembers
- an opera from one year to another? No one, except the <i>impresario</i>
- who has lost his good money, or somebody's else's money, over its
- production. Enough, the <i>cantatrice</i> has given us of her best, and is
- there now any reason why we should remain dumb? The great charm of the
- singing of these brilliant artistes of last year's operas is that when
- they have sung, they have sung&mdash;they leave one nothing to think about
- afterward. Is not that so, mademoiselle?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They leave one nothing to think about&mdash;except their singing,&rdquo; said
- Fanny. &ldquo;For myself, I am still thinking of 'Waft her, angels,' although
- nearly half an hour must have passed since I heard the last notes. And it
- seems to me that when half a century will have passed I shall still be
- thinking of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not offer her the conventional acknowledgement of a bow. He only
- looked at her with those large eyes of his; they were capable of
- expressing in a single glance all the tenderness of feeling of a poem.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have not sung in vain,&rdquo; he said in a low tone. &ldquo;My old <i>maestro</i>
- gave me the advice one day when I was proving to him my success in
- reaching the high note which I had been striving for years to bring into
- my compass: 'That is all very well,' he said. 'You have aimed at touching
- that rare note, now your aim must be to touch the heart of everyone who
- hears you sing.' I sometimes think that he set for me too difficult a
- task.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not too difficult&mdash;for you,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are dangers,&rdquo; he said thoughtfully. &ldquo;I have known singers who tried
- to reach the hearts of their hearers by tricks&mdash;yes, and they
- succeeded through these illegitimate means in making themselves popular,
- while far better singers who had a scorn of such tricks and gave their
- best to all who listened to them, failed to please anyone who had not a
- knowledge of the true boundary of music.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have seen these tricksters, too,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I have witnessed their
- sentimental grimaces&mdash;their head shakings&mdash;their appeal to the
- feelings with pathetic eyes turned heavenward. They made me ashamed of
- them&mdash;ashamed of myself for listening to them, though people about me
- had been moved to tears. But I think that the people who are easily moved
- to tears are those who retain an impression the shortest space of time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You give me confidence&mdash;encouragement,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I have made up my
- mind that if I cannot reach a heart by the straight King's highway, I will
- not try to do so by any bypath. Bypaths are, we know, the resorts of
- brigands: they may captivate a heart or two, but only to leave them empty
- afterwards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So they talked together for many minutes. Faney Burney had a sufficient
- acquaintance among musicians, vocal as well as instrumental, to have
- learned, long ago, that they can easily be prevented from talking on any
- other subject than music, and the same reflection that had caused her to
- say that &ldquo;Not yet&mdash;not yet,&rdquo; had impelled her to lead Rauzzini in
- another direction than that in which he had shown so strong a tendency to
- go. He had been trying to make her understand that he had travelled
- through the obstructions of the hall not in order that he might obtain the
- criticism of so accomplished a <i>maestro</i> as Dr. Burney upon his
- singing, but in order that he should have a chance of talking to Dr.
- Burney's unaccomplished daughter; he had shown her that his wish was to
- converse on the topic of this unaccomplished daughter; but she had no mind
- to acquiesce in his aims for the present. She still felt herself to be the
- beggar maid, and she would not allow her king to get any nearer to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until her cousin had returned to where she was seated, that the
- young Italian found that he had not made much progress with his suit. He
- had intended that this <i>tête-à-tête</i> with her should make her aware
- of how he felt in regard to her, but he had allowed his opportunity to
- pass, and in place of talking about her he had been led to talk of
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was how he expressed himself to her when he found that their <i>tête-à-tête</i>
- was at an end.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How has this come about?&rdquo; he cried in surprise. &ldquo;How is it that I have
- shown myself to be so vain as to make speeches about my singing when I
- meant to talk to you of yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas I who found a more profitable topic for you, <i>signore mio</i>,&rdquo;
- she replied, feeling her way through the words of his native tongue, for
- he had spoken out his surprise in Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head and made a gesture with his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it is a mystery!&rdquo; he said in French. &ldquo;I had no desire to talk about
- myself or my singing. I meant to tell you what was in my mind when I saw
- you entering this place with your father. Shall we retrace our steps in
- our conversation until I find how it was that I took a wrong turning?
- Alas! I fear that it would not be possible!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would not be possible, indeed,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Did you not say
- something about the bypaths being dangerous with banditti? We kept our
- feet upon the King's highway, which is safe. I was swept off my feet&mdash;carried
- away&mdash;away&mdash;by your singing of the aria; I had scarce touched
- the earth once more when you came to my side, and now we are parting
- happily, you to realize your aspirations, I to&mdash;to&mdash;well, to
- retain for ever the memory of your singing&mdash;the memory of those
- celestial harmonies into the midst of which I was wafted by the angels of
- your imploration. That is enough for one evening of my life. Nay, you must
- not speak another word lest the charm of all should fade away. I shall go
- home to dream of angels.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I shall go to dream of you,&rdquo; he said in a low tone.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not hold her hand so long as Thomas Barlowe had done when parting
- from her, but she felt that somehow he had accomplished more by his
- reserve than Thomas had achieved by his impetuosity. She hoped that she
- might never see Thomas again; but for Signor Rauzzini&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- They parted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HESE foreigners!&rdquo;
- exclaimed young Edward Burney when Rauzzini had left them, and Fanny was
- asking her cousin if her father was not looking for her. &ldquo;These
- foreigners! Your father is talking with another of them&mdash;an Italian
- too, as I live&mdash;I have seen him in St. Martin's Street&mdash;Signor
- Piozzi. But I suppose Uncle Burney likes to keep in touch with them. The
- town is swarming with them: they are even to be found about Leicester
- Fields. Why do some people fancy that we must have Italians to sing for
- us? There are plenty of good singers in England, without a drop of foreign
- blood in their veins. A good sea song with a chorus that is easy to get
- into the swing of&mdash;that's English and honest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Honest down to the hoarsest note,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;You and James are at one
- in the matter of songs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cousin Jim hates foreigners, as is quite proper that an officer in a
- King's ship should,&rdquo; said Edward stoutly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not all foreigners,&rdquo; said Fanny smiling. &ldquo;You forget how kindly he took
- to Prince Omai.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, a South Sea Islander is different,&rdquo; cried her cousin. &ldquo;I expect that
- the South Seas will soon become as English as ourselves if Captain Cook
- goes on discovering islands.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Edward,&rdquo; said Fanny, after a pause sufficient to allow of the
- introduction of a new topic; &ldquo;Edward, could you make it convenient to call
- at the Orange Coffee House some day soon to inquire if there is another
- letter for Mr. Grafton?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll not omit it on any account,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;Oh, yes, Mr. Grafton, I'll
- collect your correspondence for you, never fear. You have not let anyone
- else into the secret, I hope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one knows it except Susy and Lottie and Charles and Hetty; but Hetty
- only knows that I wrote the book, not that it is to be printed&mdash;Charles
- is still away from us, or I would not trouble you, Edward.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor Charlie grew tired of the Orange Coffee House, did he not? He told
- me how you made him your messenger at first, disguising him in a cloak and
- a gentleman's hat, so that he might not seem quite the boy that he was.
- But how the secret has been kept so well is a wonder to me&mdash;kept from
- the powers that be, I mean&mdash;uncle and aunt. I wonder if your mother
- never had a suspicion of what was going on, especially as she knew all
- about your writing long ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that it was the copying out of the padre's History that saved
- me,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Many a page of my novel I wrote when she believed that I
- was copying the notes for the History&mdash;yes, that, and the letters
- which Mr. Crisp insists on my sending him every week. But even with these
- excuses I could sometimes not get through more than three or four pages of
- my own book during a whole week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How will you look when the secret is let out&mdash;it must be let out
- some day, you know? If the writing a novel is thought shocking, how will
- Uncle Burney receive the news, think you? He has not yet given you leave
- to publish it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a troubled look on poor Fanny's face as she replied, after a
- pause:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have often meant to ask father's permission, but I was not able to
- summon up courage enough to face him with the whole truth. But it cannot
- be delayed much longer. Perhaps I might write him a letter about it some
- time when I am at Chessington.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't envy you the duty, my dear Fanny,&rdquo; said lie. &ldquo;But I think that
- the sooner you get it over the easier you will feel. I suppose that
- writing a novel is worse than writing a 'History of Music.' I wonder why
- you took so much trouble over the business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I could not help it,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I have often wondered myself why I was
- sitting up in that cold room at the top of the house, writing until my
- fingers were benumbed, when I might have been at my comfortable sewing in
- front of a fire downstairs; but I could not help it&mdash;I could not help
- doing it, Eddy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Eddy never reached that point in his career as a painter when he found the
- artist's impulse to create too great to be resisted. He could not
- appreciate her explanation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I couldn't help it,' that's what we were used to say long ago, when we
- got into mischief; I hope that Uncle Burney and Aunt Burney&mdash;don't
- forget her in this matter&mdash;I hope that they will accept your excuse.
- Anyhow, you may trust me to act as your 'Mr. Grafton' at the Orange Coffee
- House some day this week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He caught a glimpse of his uncle, Dr. Burney, sitting with Mr. Greville,
- so that he had no trouble in placing Fanny once more in charge of her
- father. He could see that the girl was a little downcast, and tried to
- cheer her up a bit by whispering in a sly way into her ear:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good-night, Mr. Grafton; my best respects to Mrs. Grafton and the
- children&mdash;especially Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The smile that Fanny gave in acknowledgment of his pleasantry did not
- quite carry conviction that his well-meant effort had been successful. He
- went away feeling as much sympathy for her as was possible for him to have
- in common with the reflection that if she was in a difficult position, it
- was wholly one of her own seeking. What could have induced a girl who had
- been carefully brought up, and provided with an excellent stepmother, to
- write a novel, placing herself thereby on a level with those dreadful
- ladies whose productions were prohibited in every self-respecting
- household and only read by stealth when obtained at a cost of twopence&mdash;more
- than the best of them were worth&mdash;at the circulating library?
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, poor Fanny was undoubtedly to be pitied; but she had really only
- herself to blame for the trouble that was looming in front of her when the
- secret of her authorship should be revealed to her father and her
- excellent stepmother&mdash;one of the best judges to be found anywhere of
- all sorts of needlework&mdash;not merely plain sewing and buttonholing,
- but satin stitch, herring-boning and running and felling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The very next day Cousin Edward called at St. Martin's Street, carrying
- with him a small parcel neatly done up in white paper. He was lucky enough
- to find Fanny and Susan alone in the work-room; and after asking
- mysteriously if there was any chance of his uncle or aunt coming upon
- them, and being assured that they were both away for the day, he carefully
- locked the door of the room, saying in the whisper of a man of plots and
- mysteries:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis better to be sure than sorry. In matters of this nature 'tis
- impossible to be too cautious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He then handed the parcel to Fanny, who gave an exclamation when she saw
- that it was addressed:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>To Mr. Grafton, at the Orange Coffee House, Orange Street</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She opened the parcel, and found it to contain a printer's unbound copy of
- a book, the title page of which stared up at her: &ldquo;<i>Evelina; or, A Young
- Lady's Entrance into the World</i>,&rdquo; and with it was a letter from Mr.
- Lowndes, the bookseller, presenting his compliments to Mr. Grafton, with
- the request that Mr. Grafton would read the book and prove it as soon as
- possible, returning the list of errata to Mr. Lowndes, so that the edition
- might go to press for early publication.
- </p>
- <p>
- There it lay on the table in front of her. She read the letter standing,
- and remained on her feet, looking down at the unbound book. It had a
- queer, half-dressed appearance, lacking covers; and when, after some
- minutes of silence, Susy took a step or two closer to it, and, with her
- hand on Fanny's arm, looked down on it also, the picture that they made
- suggested two sisters looking into the cradle where the first baby of one
- of them lay. The expression on Susy's face&mdash;a mingling of wonder and
- curiosity, with delight not far off&mdash;was exactly that which the
- younger sister of the picture might be expected to wear, catching a
- glimpse of the undressed morsel of humanity in its first cot.
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy put her hand down to it, and moved the printed sheets about. She read
- the title page down to the last name on the imprint, and then she flung up
- her hands, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How lovely! how lovely! But it seems wonderful! How did it come into
- being? It looks like a real thing now that we see it printed. The copy
- that you wrote out in that disguised hand seemed somehow quite different
- from this. There is life in this. It feels warm, actually warm, Fanny. Oh,
- don't you love it, dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny, the young mother, shook her head, but with no significance, so far
- as Susy could see.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis too late now,&rdquo; said Edward gloomily, taking on himself the burden of
- interpreting that head-shake. &ldquo;You are bound down to go on with it now.
- You should have thought of all this before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What nonsense is this you are talking?&rdquo; cried Susy, turning upon him
- almost indignantly; for his tone suggested an aspersion upon the
- offspring. &ldquo;What do you say is too late now? Do you mean to say that
- there's anything to be ashamed of in this? Cannot you see that she did not
- put her name to it? Who is there to know that it came from this house? The
- name of Burney nowhere appears on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's so much, at any rate,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you mean to say that you don't think it quite wonderful, Eddy?&rdquo; cried
- Susy. &ldquo;And getting twenty pounds for it&mdash;twenty pounds! And you say
- something about it being too late!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I only judged from the way Fanny shook her head,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, that was not what Fanny was thinking at all&mdash;now was it, Fanny?&rdquo;
- said Susy encouragingly to her sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know quite what I meant or what I mean even now,&rdquo; replied Fanny.
- &ldquo;It made me feel for the moment somehow as if I had appeared in a street
- full of people before I had quite finished dressing!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; exclaimed Edward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But that is nonsense, dear,&rdquo; said Susy, still consolatory. &ldquo;The book is
- not yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not all myself, but part of myself&mdash;that is what I feel,&rdquo; said
- Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot see that that is so. You are you&mdash;you yourself quite apart
- from the book. Whatever the book may be, you will still remain Fanny
- Burney, the best daughter and the best sister in the world. What does it
- matter if people&mdash;foolish people who know nothing about it&mdash;laugh
- at it or say nasty things about it? Do you think that that will make any
- of us like you the less?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She put her arm about Fanny and kissed her on the cheek, and Fanny's tears
- began to fall. The young man standing by felt more uneasy than he had ever
- felt in his life. He crossed the room and looked out of the window,
- turning his back upon the scene of the sisters. He did not know what to
- say to a girl when once she allowed herself to weep. He wished with all
- his heart that he had not been dragged into this business. But Fanny's
- tears convinced him that his first impression of her reception of her book
- was the correct one: she was, like other young mothers he had heard of,
- bitterly repentant when it was too late.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next sound of which he became aware was of the crinkling of the stiff
- paper of the wrapper. One of the girls was folding up the parcel. He
- glanced round and saw that it was Fanny herself who was so engaged. She
- had dried her tears; the expression on her face was one of resignation&mdash;one
- of determination to make the best of a bad matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that's better,&rdquo; said he, going to her and picking up the string from
- the floor. &ldquo;There's no use crying over spilt milk, is there, Fanny? We
- have all kept your secret loyally, and no one need ever know that you so
- far forgot yourself. Certainly the revelation will never come from my
- lips.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny burst out laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear Eddy, you are the best cousin that any poor girl could have,&rdquo;
- she said. &ldquo;Your words have helped me greatly. They have helped to make me
- feel what is the aspect of the world in regard to my poor little story. It
- has been my constant companion night and day for three years and more. I
- worked at it in the cold and I tried how I could improve pages of it,
- copying it and recopying it; I practised a duplicity which was foreign to
- my nature in writing it&mdash;I have deceived my father and my mother
- about it&mdash;I wasted my eyesight over it&mdash;I robbed myself of sleep
- so that I might complete it, and when it was completed I lay awake in
- anxiety lest no bookseller would look at it, all this trouble I had with
- it, so that the world might have of my best, and what is the verdict of
- the world after all this? You have pronounced it, dear Eddy&mdash;you said
- thoughtfully and consolingly&mdash;'There's no use crying over spilt
- milk.' You are quite right. Not another tear will I shed over this poor
- little bantling of mine. 'A Young Lady's Entrance into the World'? Nay,
- call it rather a rickety brat that should never have made its entrance
- into the world at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should be ashamed of myself if I ever spoke of it in such terms,&rdquo; cried
- Susy, looking indignantly at her cousin as though he had abused it in that
- phrase. &ldquo;'Rickety brat,' indeed! Oh, I should be ashamed. It looked so
- much alive&mdash;more alive, I think, than if it was in its covers. Let us
- sit down and read it together, Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Cousin Edward felt that he was being badly treated between these sisters.
- That last remark of Susy was rather more than a suggestion that he might
- go as soon as it pleased him. He had not any previous experience of young
- women and their offspring. He could not know that their attitude in such
- circumstances is one of hostility to the male&mdash;that they resent his
- appearance as an intrusion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad that you are so pleased,&rdquo; said he, with only a trace of
- irritability in his voice. &ldquo;And I am glad that I have been of any use to
- you, Cousin Fanny. After all, the thing is yours, not Susy's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true, indeed,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;And it is I who offer you my
- gratitude for your help. Believe me, Eddy, I am sensible of the adroitness
- you have shown in this matter ever since we let you into our secret; and
- if any trouble comes from what we have done you may be quite sure that I
- will accept the entire responsibility for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, so far as that goes, I do not shrink from taking my share,&rdquo; said he
- magnanimously. &ldquo;I do not feel quite without blame&mdash;I am a man and I
- should have warned you at the outset. But you had nearly finished it
- before I heard anything of it&mdash;you must not forget that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true indeed,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I was self-willed. I wonder was it
- vanity that impelled me. Never mind! It cannot be helped now. It may never
- be heard of again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's always that to remember,&rdquo; said he, with the eagerness of a
- drowning man grasping at a straw.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I believe that the chances are greatly in favour of that hope being
- realized. Thank you again for your encouragement, dear Eddy,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, that's nothing&mdash;nothing worth talking about,&rdquo; said he, picking
- up his gloves. &ldquo;You can command me always, Cousin Fanny. And you have seen
- that I can keep a secret. Now mind you don't leave that lying about&rdquo;&mdash;he
- pointed to the parcel, the string of which Susy was knotting&mdash;&ldquo;and,
- be advised by me, turn the key in the lock when you are working at it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Susy, &ldquo;we'll be sure to do our best to prevent anyone from
- suspecting that we have a secret, by locking ourselves in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Caution&mdash;nothing like caution,&rdquo; said he in a whisper, unfastening
- the door and putting his head out to glance to right and left of the short
- corridor. He held up his finger. &ldquo;All safe so far,&rdquo; he whispered; &ldquo;no one
- is in sight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE moment he
- disappeared, Susy slipped the knot which she had just made on the parcel
- and flung the paper away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now we can settle down to it properly, Fanny,&rdquo; she cried, catching up the
- bundle of unstitched sheets and throwing herself back upon the little
- sofa. &ldquo;Come beside me, dear, and we shall go through every word together.
- Never mind what Eddy said; I think it looks quite lovely, and how easily
- it reads&mdash;just like poetry&mdash;'Evelina'!&mdash;how did you think
- of that sweet name?&mdash;'<i>or, A Young Lady's Entrance into the World</i>.'
- Not a mistake so far. The printers must surely be careful men! And now
- that you come to think of it, this is really the entrance of the Young
- Lady into the world. Here she is, smiling, but a little shy&mdash;just
- like her mamma&mdash;your Evelina takes after you, dear&mdash;now, confess
- that there is something agreeably shy in the italics printing of that line
- beginning with '<i>A Young Lady's Entrance</i>,' Fanny; it may be wrong to
- write a novel, but don't you think that this is worth it? Edward is a
- goose to talk as he did about crying over spilt milk. I wonder that you
- had patience to listen to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eddy is a dear boy, and he only said what he knew nearly everybody else
- would be disposed to say about this business. I started the story, as you
- know, half in fun&mdash;by way of exercising my hand&mdash;but then it got
- hold of me, and it became deadly earnest, and now&mdash;oh, Susy, what I
- feel now about it is just what I said to Edward: it seems as if it were
- the best part of myself that I am giving to the world. I wonder if it is
- right for anyone who has written a book, if it be only a novel, to look
- upon it in that light.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should it not be right? Didn't you put all your thoughts into it, and
- are not one's thoughts part of oneself?&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;And although so many
- people look down upon novels&mdash;all the novels that have been written
- since Mr. Richardson died&mdash;still&mdash;oh, did not Dr. Johnson once
- write a novel? Yes, 'Rasselas' was what he called it. I tried to read it
- but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh, Susy. Dr. Johnson might write anything that he pleased. Though Dr.
- Johnson wrote a novel, that should be no excuse for such as I having the
- audacity to do the like.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose that's what some people will say. But I can't see that if a
- good man does an evil thing, it becomes a good thing simply because he
- does it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop, Susy: I remember that he confessed to someone, who told it to Mr.
- Crisp, that he had written 'Rasselas' in order to get money enough to pay
- for his mother's funeral.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, in that case&mdash;might he not have written something a good deal
- better, Fanny? Oh, I see that you are stricken with horror at my thinking
- anything that came from Dr. Johnson to be dull. I daresay I began reading
- it too soon: I should have waited until I had learned that if a great man
- writes a book it is a great book, but that if a simple girl writes a novel&mdash;well,
- there's no use crying over spilt milk. Now that's the last word that I
- have to say, for I mean to read every word that's printed here&mdash;here&mdash;here!&rdquo;
- She brought down her open hand on the topmost sheets of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; in three
- crescendo slaps, and then tucked her feet under her and buried herself in
- the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny sat laughing beside her; and when Susy paid no attention to her
- laughter, she continued sitting there in silence, while Susy read page
- after page.
- </p>
- <p>
- Several minutes had passed before the authoress asked:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How does the thing read, dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy gave a start at the sound of her voice and looked around her as if
- she had just been awakened. This should have been enough for Fanny. She
- should not have repeated her question: it was already answered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How does the thing read, Susy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How does it read?&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, it reads exactly like a book&mdash;exactly.
- There is no difference between this and a real book. Oh, 'tis a thousand
- times nicer to read in print than it was as you wrote it. It is so good,
- too!&mdash;the best story I ever read! I can't understand how you ever
- came to write it. You who have seen nothing of life&mdash;how did such a
- story ever come to you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wish I knew,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;And do you think that anyone else will
- read it now that it is printed?&rdquo; she asked (she was rapidly acquiring the
- most prominent traits of the complete novel writer).
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Anyone else? Nay, everyone&mdash;everyone will read it, and everyone will
- love it. How could anyone help&mdash;even daddy and mamma? Now please
- don't interrupt me again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Down went Susy's face once more among the printed sheets, and Fanny
- watched her with delight. She had been quite ready a short time before to
- accept the verdict of Cousin Edward as equivalent to that of the public
- upon her book; and now she was prepared to accept Susy as the
- representative of all readers of taste and discrimination.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Edward&mdash;psha! What could he know about it?&rdquo; she was ready to
- exclaim: every moment was bringing her nearer to the complete novelist.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely,&rdquo; she thought, &ldquo;there can be no dearer pleasure in life than to
- watch the effect of one's own book upon an appreciative reader!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (The appreciative reader is always the one who is favourably impressed;
- the other sort knows nothing about what constitutes an interesting book.)
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the first draught of which she had ever partaken of this particular
- cup of happiness, and it was a bombard. She was draining it to the very
- dregs: it was making her intoxicated, even though it was only offered to
- her by her younger sister, who had never read half a dozen novels in all
- her life, and these surreptitiously. She could know by the varying changes
- in expression on Susy's face what place she had come to in the book: the
- turning over of the pages was no guide to her, for she had no idea of the
- quantity of her writing the printers had put into a page, but she had no
- trouble in finding Susy's place, so exquisitely reflective was the girl's
- face of the incidents among which she was wandering. Surely little Susy
- had always been her favourite sister (she was smiling at one of the
- drolleries of characterization upon which she had come); oh, there could
- be no doubt that she had never loved any of her sisters as she loved Susy
- (Susy's eyes were now becoming watery, and Fanny knew that she had-reached
- the first of Evelina's troubles).
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the happiest hour of Fanny's life, and she gave herself up to it.
- She did not feel any irresistible desire to judge for herself if the
- opinion expressed by Susy respecting the story was correct or otherwise.
- She had no impulse to see how her ideas &ldquo;looked in print.&rdquo; She was content
- to observe the impression they were making upon her first lay reader. She
- had a vague suspicion that her own pleasure in reading the book would be
- infinitely less than the pleasure she derived from following the course of
- the story in her sister's face.
- </p>
- <p>
- Half an hour had actually passed before Susy seemed to awaken to the
- realities of life. She jumped up from the sofa with an exclamation of
- surprise, and then glanced down at Fanny with an inquiring look on her
- face&mdash;a puzzled look that gave the seal to Fanny's happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are wondering how I come to be here, Susy,&rdquo; said she smiling. &ldquo;You
- are wondering how I come to be mixed up with the Branghtons and the
- Mervains and the rest of them. You would make me out to be an enchantress
- carrying you into the midst of a strange society; and I don't want any
- more delightful compliments, dear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, 'tis so wonderful&mdash;so&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to hear anything about it beyond what you have already told
- me, my dear Susy. I watched your face and it told me all. Give me a kiss,
- Susy. You have given me a sensation of pleasure such as I never knew
- before, and such as, I fear, I shall never know again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant the two girls were in each other's arms, mingling their
- tears and then their laughter, but exchanging no word until they had
- exhausted every other means of expressing what they felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Susy who spoke first.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it away, Fanny,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Take the book away, for I know that if I
- read any more of it I shall betray your secret to all the house. They will
- read it on my face every time I look at you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that the hour has come for me to relieve you of the precious
- book,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;There is the letter from Mr. Lowndes asking me to make
- out the list of errata as quickly as possible, and I do believe that I
- shall have to read the book before I can oblige him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas thoughtless for me to jump into the middle as I did, when you had
- to read it,&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;But there is really no mistake on any page, so
- far as I could see.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Unless the whole is a mistake,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;But I will not suggest that
- now, having seen your face while you were devouring it. Dear Susy, if I
- find many such readers I shall be happy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gathered together the loose sheets and carried them off to the little
- room at the top of the house where it was understood she wrote her long
- weekly letter to Mr. Crisp, who had made himself a hermit at Chessington,
- but who, like some other hermits, looked forward with impatience to the
- delightful glimpses of the world which he had forsaken, afforded to him on
- every page written by her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy did not see her again until dinner-time, and by that time the younger
- girl felt that she had herself under such complete control that she could
- preserve inviolate the secret of the authorship until it should cease to
- be a secret. The result of her rigid control of herself was that her
- brother James said to her when they were having tea in the drawing-room:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What was the matter with you at dinner, Sue? You looked as if you were
- aware that something had happened and you were fearful lest it might be
- found out. Have you broken a china ornament, or has the cat been turning
- over the leaves of the 'History of Music' with her claws, and left her
- signature on the morocco of the cover?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What nonsense!&rdquo; cried Susan. &ldquo;Nothing has happened. What was there to
- happen, prithee tell me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that is beyond my power,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I suppose you girls will have
- your secrets&mdash;ay, ay; until some day you reveal them to another girl
- with the strictest of cautions never to let the matter go beyond her&mdash;and
- so forth&mdash;and so forth. Never mind, I'll not be the one to tempt you
- to blab. I never yet had a secret told to me that was worth wasting words
- over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I had a secret of importance I think that you would be a safe person
- to tell it to,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are right there,&rdquo; he assented with a nautical wink. &ldquo;You could find
- in me the safest depository you could wish for; you might safely depend
- upon my forgetting all about it within the hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not trouble her any further, but she felt somewhat humiliated to
- think that she had had so little control of herself as to cause her
- brother's suspicions to be aroused. She thought that it would only be a
- matter of minutes when her father or her stepmother would approach her
- with further questions. Happily, however, it seemed that James was the
- keenest observer in the household, for no one put a question to her
- respecting her tell-tale face.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still she was glad when she found herself safely and snugly in bed and so
- in a position to whisper across the room to her sister Charlotte the news
- that Fanny's novel had been printed and that a copy was safely locked up
- in Fanny's desk, and that it looked lovely in its new form.
- </p>
- <p>
- Charlotte was greatly excited, but thought that Fanny might have told her
- the news before dinner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor Fanny! she will have to tell the Padre to-morrow and ask his leave
- to&mdash;to do what she has already done without it. Poor Fanny!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span> FEW days later
- Dr. Burney was at the point of setting out for Chessington to share Mr.
- Crisp's hermitage until the end of the week. He had already said good-bye
- to the household; but Fanny accompanied him to the door. It was her last
- chance, she knew. She had long ago made up her mind that one of her
- secrets must be told to him, and she had more than once, since the printed
- sheets had been brought to her, tried to screw up her courage to the point
- of telling him, but she had not yet succeeded. And now he was going to
- Chessington for four days, and in the meantime the book should be returned
- to the printer. It was the last chance she would have of discharging the
- duty which was incumbent on her. She had been hovering around him in the
- hall, shaking out his gloves for him, polishing the gold knob of his cane,
- picking a scrap of dust from the collar of his travelling-cloak. In
- another minute he would be gone&mdash;her opportunity would be gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then came the relieving thought of further procrastination:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall write to him at Chessington and confess all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed as though she had uttered her thought aloud, for he turned to
- her with his hand on the latch of the hall door, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will write to Chessington to-morrow or the day after, my dear. It is
- no trouble to you to write. You enjoy it, do you not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, it is my chief enjoyment. That is why I have been practising it so
- much, just as the others have been practising their music. I have no music
- in my soul, so I&mdash;I have been writing. Of course, it is not to be
- expected that I could do more than write some nonsense&mdash;my equivalent
- to the strumming of the scales.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It pleases me greatly to hear that,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But you do yourself an
- injustice; Mr. Crisp never ceases to praise your letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is praising his own pupil then,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;for 'twas he who first
- taught me how to write, and now I have been putting together some
- imaginary letters, and I thought that if he could see them printed in
- front of him he would be amused.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Imaginary letters? Why not continue your real ones, my dear? It would
- cost a great deal to have your imaginary ones printed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear father,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;you surely do not think that I would ask you
- for money to pay for my whim? But if I could prevail on someone&mdash;a
- bookseller&mdash;to print what I write, I hope you will consent to my
- doing so&mdash;not putting my name to the thing, of course?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And does my Fanny believe that 'tis all so easy to persuade a bookseller
- to pay her printer's bill?&rdquo; he said, pinching her ear. &ldquo;Booksellers are
- shrewd men of business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But even men of business have their weak moments,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;And so if&mdash;if&mdash;you
- would not think it too bold of me to let James take my parcel to a
- bookseller? You would not forbid me to try to realize my ambition?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may be sure that the one to frustrate your aims will not be your
- father,&rdquo; said he, smiling shrewdly. &ldquo;I will consent if&mdash;ah, there is
- the fatal if&mdash;if your bookseller consents. Now goodbye, my dear
- child. I will take your love to your Daddy Crisp, and tell him to await a
- real letter from you&mdash;not an imaginary one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stood on tiptoe to kiss him&mdash;but even then he had to stoop before
- his lips were on her forehead.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was gone in another moment. She stood at the inner side of the closed
- door and listened to the rattling of the wheels of the chaise over the
- cobble-stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- So the ordeal that she dreaded had been faced, and how simple a thing it
- had turned out after all! Her father had treated the idea which she had
- submitted to him as if it were nothing beyond the thought of a simpleton&mdash;a
- foolish, simple girl who knew nothing of the world of business and
- booksellers, and who fancied that a bookseller would print everything that
- was sent to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had delivered that contingent &ldquo;if&rdquo; with the shake of the head and the
- shrewd smile of one who is acquainted with the seamy side of business, in
- the presence of a child who fancies that printing follows automatically
- upon the writing of a book and that there are thousands of buyers eagerly
- awaiting the chance of securing everything that passes through a
- printing-press. She had perceived just what was in his mind; and his
- consent, followed by that contingent &ldquo;if,&rdquo; to her publishing what she had
- written, was given to her with the same freedom that would have
- accompanied his permission to appropriate all the gold used in paving the
- streets of the City. She could see from the way he smiled that he felt
- that she knew as little about the conditions under which books are printed
- as a child does about the paving of the streets of the City.
- </p>
- <p>
- She knew that he would never again refer to the subject of those imaginary
- letters of hers&mdash;he would be too considerate of her feelings to do
- so; he would have no desire to humiliate her. He would not even rally her
- in a playful way about her literary work, asking her how the printing was
- progressing, and if she had made up her mind to start a coach as grand as
- that magnificent piece of carved and gilded furniture which Sir Joshua had
- just had built for himself&mdash;oh, no: her father had always respected
- her sensibility. Years ago, when her brothers and sisters were making
- their light jests upon her backwardness, he had stopped them and said that
- he had no fears for the future of Fanny; and she was certain that in
- referring to her, as he so frequently did, as &ldquo;poor Fanny,&rdquo; he meant
- nothing but kindness to her. To be sure, at first it grated upon her
- sensitiveness to be referred to in that kindly pitying way, but she did
- not resent it&mdash;indeed, she usually thought of herself as &ldquo;poor
- Fanny.&rdquo; In a household where proficiency in music was the standard from
- which every member was judged, it was inevitable that her incompetence
- should be impressed upon her; but no one was hard upon her&mdash;the
- kindly &ldquo;poor Fanny&rdquo; of her father represented the attitude of the
- household toward her, even when she had confided to some of the members
- the fact that she was writing a novel. They had been startled; but, then,
- a novel was not a musical composition, and such an achievement could not
- be received with the warmth that Esther's playing received. It was really
- not until the printed sheets of the book lay before Susy that she felt
- that Fanny had, in one leap, brought herself well-nigh to the level of
- Esther; and by the time Susy had read the story to the end she had made up
- her mind that if it might be possible to compare the interest of a
- literary work with that of the playing of a piece of music, Fanny's work
- could claim precedence over the best that Esther had done&mdash;she had
- confessed as much to Fanny in secret, and Fanny had called her a foolish
- child.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had seated herself in the parlour opening off the little hall, on
- the departure of her father, and her memory took her back to the days she
- had passed in the house at Poland Street, when she had written her story
- of Caroline Evelyn, and had been induced by her stepmother to burn it,
- with sundry dramas and literary moralizings after the manner of the <i>Tatler</i>&mdash;all
- the work of her early youth. She recalled her resolution never again to
- engage in any such unprofitable practices as were represented by the smoke
- which was ascending from the funeral pyre of her &ldquo;Caroline Evelyn&rdquo; and the
- rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- How long had she kept to her resolution? She could not remember. She could
- not recall having any sense of guilt when she had begun her &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo;&mdash;it
- seemed to have sprung from the ashes of &ldquo;Caroline Evelyn&rdquo;&mdash;nor could
- she recollect what had been on her mind when she was spending those long
- chilly hours of her restricted leisure toiling over the book. All that she
- could remember now was her feeling that it had to be written&mdash;that it
- seemed as if someone in authority had laid on her the injunction to write
- it, and she had no choice but to obey.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, she had obeyed&mdash;the book had been written and printed and she
- meant to send the corrected sheets back to Mr. Lowndes in the course of
- the day. Her father's consent to its publication had been obtained and it
- would be advertised for sale within some months, and then&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Her imagination was not equal to the pursuit of the question of its
- future. Sometimes she felt that she never wished to hear of the book
- again. She could almost hope that sending the sheets back to Mr. Lowndes
- would be the same as dropping them, with a heavy stone in the parcel, into
- the deep sea.
- </p>
- <p>
- But that was when the trouble of getting her father's permission to
- publish it was looming before her. Now that this cloud had been dispelled
- she felt less gloomy. She had a roseate dream of hearing people talk about
- the book and even wishing to know the name of the author. She had a dream
- of Fame herself carrying her away to sublime heights&mdash;to such heights
- as she had been borne by the singing of &ldquo;Waft her, Angels.&rdquo; Her dream was
- of sitting on these heights of Fame by the side of the singer&mdash;on the
- same level&mdash;not inferior in the eyes of the world&mdash;not as the
- beggar maid uplifted in her rags to the side of the King.
- </p>
- <p>
- That had been her dream when listening to the singing, and it returned to
- her now, as she sat alone in the little parlour, having just taken the
- last step that was necessary before giving to the world the book which was
- to do so much for her. Her visions of success showed her no more
- entrancing a prospect than that of being by his side with her fame as a
- dowry worthy of his acceptance at her hands; so that people might not say
- that he had chosen unworthily&mdash;he, who had all the world to choose
- from.
- </p>
- <p>
- And quite naturally there came to her in due sequence the marvellous
- thought that he had already chosen her out of all the world&mdash;he had
- chosen her, believing her to be the dowerless daughter of a music-teacher&mdash;the
- one uninteresting member of a popular family!
- </p>
- <p>
- This was the most delightful thought of the whole train that came to her.
- It was worth cherishing above all the rest&mdash;close to her heart&mdash;close
- to her heart. She hugged that thought so close to her that it became warm
- with the warmth of her heart. Even though her book should never be heard
- of again, even though the world might treat it with contempt, she would
- still be consoled by the reflection that he had chosen her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why on earth should you be sitting here in the cold, Fanny?&rdquo; came the
- voice from the opened door&mdash;the voice of firm domestic virtue.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cold? cold? Surely 'Tis not cold, mamma,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not so very cold; but when there is a fire in the work-room it should not
- be wasted,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;But to say the truth you do not look as if
- you were cold; your face is quite flushed, child. I hope you do not feel
- that you are on the brink of a sickness, my dear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear mamma, I never felt stronger in my life,&rdquo; cried Fanny with a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad to hear that. I was saying to Lottie just now that for some
- days past you have had alternately a worried look and the look of one
- whose brain is over-excited. Is anything the matter, my child?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing&mdash;nothing&mdash;indeed nothing! I never felt more at ease in
- all my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, a little exercise will do you no harm, I am sure; so put on
- your hat and accompany me to the fishmonger's. He has not been treating us
- at all fairly of late. It is not that I mind the remark made quite
- respectfully by James at dinner yesterday&mdash;it would be ridiculous to
- expect to find fish as fresh in the centre of London as he and his
- shipmates were accustomed to in the middle of the Pacific Ocean; but it
- would not be unreasonable for us to look for turbot with less of a taint
- than that we had yesterday. You will hear the man excuse himself by
- asserting that I chose the fish at his stall; but my answer to that&mdash;well,
- come with me and you shall hear what is my answer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny went with her and heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE faithful Cousin
- Edward had carried the sheets of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; to Mr. Lowndes's shop, with her
- list of errata, sisters Lottie and Susy giving him ample instructions as
- to the disguise he should assume in discharging that duty; it would be
- terrible, they thought, if the secret which they had so carefully guarded
- for so long should be revealed just when it was most important that it
- should be kept. Their imagination was keen enough to suggest to them the
- possibility of good Mr. Lowdnes setting a watch upon the people entering
- his shop, and giving instructions that the bearer of the parcel of
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; should be detained and brought into his presence to be
- questioned.
- </p>
- <p>
- They advised that Edward should muffle up his face well before going into
- the shop, and then lay down his parcel and fly like the wind&mdash;that
- would be the best way of defeating the curiosity of the bookseller.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Edward was of the opinion that such a course of action might possibly
- only stimulate the man's curiosity as well as that of the people in the
- street, and the cry of &ldquo;Stop thief!&rdquo; might bring his frantic flight to a
- standstill. He thought that the most artful course to adopt would be to
- hang around the shop until he found that several customers were within;
- then he would enter quite casually and wait until Mr. Lowndes had served
- one customer and was about to attend to another. If the parcel were thrust
- into his hands during this interval, he, Edward, would have a good chance
- of getting safely away before Mr. Lowndes should have time to examine its
- contents.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were rather struck with his idea, and he got permission to put it
- into practice; but in any case he must take the greatest care of the
- parcel; valuable parcels were snatched out of people's hands every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- He smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another hour he was back at the house in St. Martin's Street to report
- to them the safe delivery of the precious parcel. After all, he had had
- nothing more exciting to do than to place it on a counter&mdash;the
- elderly gentleman with a pen behind his ear had not even taken the trouble
- to rise from his stool to receive it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Parcel for Mr. Lowndes? All right. Leave it there&rdquo;&mdash;those were the
- exact words with which the parcel was received, Edward reported&mdash;the
- clerk was buried in his ledger before he had left the shop.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls were not a little disappointed at this very tame conclusion of
- what they expected would have been an exciting episode; and to say the
- truth, their chagrin was shared by Cousin Edward.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had looked for his resources of artfulness to be drawn on in the
- transaction&mdash;perhaps even his physical qualifications for the defence
- of the sacred secret as well. He felt as a strong man might feel on going
- forth to meet a giant, to find himself confronted by a dwarf. The mission
- was unworthy of his powers. Fanny's thanks heartily given to him, with the
- repeated assurance that, but for him, the affair could never have been
- carried out, scarcely compensated him for the tameness of the affair.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next month or two it was a busy household in St. Martin's Street.
- Lieutenant Burney was joining his ship for another long voyage, and he had
- to be provided with a fresh outfit. The stitching that went on in the
- work-room surpassed even that maintained during the months preceding
- Esther's marriage; but the labour was lightened upon more than one
- occasion by the appearance of Mr. Garrick. Mr. Garrick had the freedom of
- the house in St. Martin's Street, as he had had that of the Poland Street
- domicile, where he had so often spent hours amusing the children with his
- inimitable drolleries.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney thought he went a little too far in taking off their
- friends, and even their own father, though his malicious touches were as
- light as the pinches of Puck. He had been paying a visit to Mr. and Mrs.
- Kendal, and he convulsed even Mrs. Burney by his acting of the scene of
- his reception by them, the lady much more coy than she had ever been at
- the Wells, and the gentleman overflowing in his attentions to her; but
- both of them esteeming him as their benefactor.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they were so well satisfied with the honourable estate to which he had
- called them, that they appeared to be spending all their time trying to
- bring about matches among their acquaintance. No matter how unsuitable
- some of the projected unions seemed, no matter how unlikely some of the
- people were to do credit to their discrimination, they seemed determined
- that none should escape &ldquo;the blissful bondage&rdquo;&mdash;that was Mr. Kendal's
- neat phrase. Mr. Garrick repeated it with a smile that made his audience
- fancy that Mr. Kendal was before them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The blissful bondage&mdash;that's what I term it, sir,'&rdquo; said Mr.
- Kendal, through Mr. Garrick. &ldquo;'But the worst of the matter is, Mr.
- Garrick, that we have nearly exhausted our own circle of friends'&mdash;'I
- can easily believe that, sir,' interposed Mr. Garrick&mdash;' and so we
- feel it our duty to fall back upon you.' 'Lud, sir,' cried Mr. Garrick,
- jumping a step or two back as if to avoid a heavy impact&mdash;'Lud, sir!
- a little man like me! I should be crushed as flat as a black beetle.'
- 'Nay, sir, I mean that we are compelled to ask you for a list of a few of
- your friends who, you think, should be brought together&mdash;half a dozen
- of each sex would be sufficient to begin with.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course I demurred,&rdquo; said Garrick, telling his story, &ldquo;but before 'the
- blissful bondage' had been repeated more than a score of times I began to
- think of all against whom I bore a grudge&mdash;here was clearly the means
- of getting level with them; the only trouble with me was that I found
- myself confounding the people who bore me a grudge with those against whom
- I bore a grudge&mdash;the former are plentiful, the latter very meagre in
- number. With the exception of a few very dear animosities which I was
- hoarding up to make old age endurable, I have killed off all my enemies,
- and was forced, like Mr. Kendal, to fall back on my friends; but even
- among these I could find few that I could honestly say were deserving of
- such a fate as I was asked to nominate them for. I ventured, however, to
- mention the name of Lieutenant Burney, of His Majesty's Fleet, coupling it
- with&mdash;I could not at first think of an appropriate partner for James,
- but at last I hit upon exactly the right lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! a splice before I set sail next week?&rdquo; cried Jim. &ldquo;That's good
- news, sir. And the lady's name, if you please, and her address. Give me my
- hat, Susy; there is no time to be lost. A splice in a trice. Come, Mr.
- Garrick, her name? Cannot you see that I am hanging in stays until you
- tell me who she is?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is a very pleasant lady, sir. I can assure you of that,&rdquo; said
- Garrick. &ldquo;Not too tall even with her hair built <i>à la mode</i>; a
- pleasant smile, and a happy way of conversing. In short, Lieutenant
- Burney, I can strongly recommend the lady, for I have known her for the
- past twenty years and more, and from the first she was a staid, sensible
- person&mdash;the very partner for a sailor, sir, being so contrary to him
- in every point.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hark'ee, Mr. Garrick; though I don't quite see myself in tow of such a
- state barge, I'll trouble you to relieve my suspense by telling me her
- name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have more than once thought when I was young that she would make me an
- excellent wife,&rdquo; said Garrick; &ldquo;but I soon perceived that I was not good
- enough for her. She has always been an exemplary sister, and I saw that,
- try as I might, I could never become her equal in that respect; and for
- married happiness, my boy, there is nothing like&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Her name&mdash;her name?&rdquo; shrieked the girls.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actor looked at them with pained surprise on every feature.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Her name?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Surely I have described her very badly if you have
- not recognized the portrait. But, for that matter, I have often felt how
- inadequate are words to describe character combined with grace&mdash;a
- nature inclined to seriousness in conjunction with a desire to attract&mdash;loftiness
- of purpose linked with a certain daintiness&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a few gestures with his hands, keeping his elbows close to his
- side, and then imitated the spreading of a capacious skirt preparatory to
- sinking in a curtsey, and in a moment there was a cry from every part of
- the room of &ldquo;Miss Reynolds&mdash;Miss Reynolds!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who has a word to say against Miss Reynolds?&rdquo; cried the actor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one&mdash;no one,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Character combined with grace&mdash;Miss
- Reynolds linked with Lieutenant Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She would make a fine sheet anchor for an Admiral of the Blue,&rdquo; laughed
- Jim. &ldquo;And with your permission, sir, I will postpone my offer until I have
- attained that rank.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have advised Mr. Kendal to hurry things on,&rdquo; said Garrick gravely. &ldquo;For
- if you have time to spare before making up your mind, the lady cannot
- reasonably be thought equally fortunate. 'Lieutenant Burney, your attitude
- is not complimentary to the blissful bondage'&rdquo;&mdash;once more it was Mr.
- Kendal who was in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Call the roll,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;Who comes next on your list, Mr. Garrick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I was thinking of Dr. Johnson with Mrs. Abington,&rdquo; said Garrick;
- &ldquo;but perhaps you may quibble even at that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The room rang with laughter, for everyone had seen the beautiful actress
- whose lead in dress was followed by all the ladies in the fashionable
- world who could afford to do so, and a greater number who could not; and
- the worsted hose and scorched wig, two sizes too small, of Dr. Johnson had
- been gazed at with awe by the Burney family when he visited the house in
- St. Martin's Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let the banns be published without delay,&rdquo; cried Jim. &ldquo;Next pair,
- please.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I was thinking of Signor Rauzzini and Mrs. Montagu,&rdquo; said Garrick,
- &ldquo;but perhaps that would not be approved of by you any more than the
- others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Garrick, I will not have our friends made any longer the subject
- of your fooling,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick and Jim had the laugh between them, but it seemed that they alone
- saw the jest of coupling the lively Roman with the mature leader of the
- bluestockings: the girls bent silently over their work.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Garrick apologetically, &ldquo;I ask your pardon for my
- imprudence. May I ask which name I am to withdraw? Was my offence the
- introduction of the lady's name or the gentleman's? Oh, I can guess. Those
- rosy-tinted faces before me&mdash;I vow that you will find yourself going
- to sea with a chestful of pink shirts, Lieutenant&mdash;those sweet
- blushing faces reveal the secret more eloquently than any words could do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Undoubtedly the three girls were blushing very prettily; but at the
- mention of the word &ldquo;secret&rdquo; two of them gave a little start, but without
- looking up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The secret&mdash;oh, I have been feeling for some time that I was well to
- the leeward of a secret,&rdquo; cried Jim, &ldquo;and I'll not start tack or sheet
- until I learn what it is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, sir; you a sailor and not able to penetrate the secret of a pretty
- girl's blushes!&rdquo; cried Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- The brother looked at each of his sisters in turn. They continued
- stitching away demurely at his shirts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Helm's a-lee,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Ready about, and off we go on another tack, for
- hang me if I see anything of guilt on their faces, bless 'em! Come, Mr.
- Garrick, you shall interpret them for me. Let me into the secret which you
- say you have read as if it was a book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy gave a sharp cry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The needle!&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;That is the third time it has pricked me since
- morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pay no attention to her, sir,&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;It was a feint on her part
- to put us off the scent of the secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In heaven's name, then, let us have it,&rdquo; cried Jim.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you will have it, here it is,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Your three sisters, Mr.
- Burney, are contemplating applying to Mrs. Montagu to be admitted to the
- freedom and the livery of the Society of Bluestockings. That is why they
- thought it akin to sacrilege for me to introduce the lady's name into a
- jest. Their blush was but a reflex of their guilty intention.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed, Mr. Garrick, you go too far sometimes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;Mrs.
- Montagu is a worthy lady, and our girls respect her too highly to fancy
- that they have any qualification to be received into her literary set.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith, Madam, I know my duty too well, I hope, to accuse any of the Miss
- Burneys of possessing literary qualities,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But what I do
- say is that if such qualities as they possess were to be introduced into
- Mrs. Montagu's set, it would quickly become the most popular drawing-room
- in town. The idea of thinking that any young woman would go to the trouble
- of writing a book when she can reach the heart of mankind so much more
- easily by blushing over the breast of a shirt! Continue stitching and
- doing your own blushing, dear children, and you will never give anyone
- cause to blush for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed elaborately to each of them in turn and afterward to Mrs. Burney,
- and made a most effective exit. He always knew when he should go, and
- never failed to leave a few fragrant phrases behind him, as though he had
- dropped a bunch of roses for the girls to cherish.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where should we be without Mr. Garrick?&rdquo; said James, when he had seen the
- actor to the door and returned to the work-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If only he would not go too far in his jesting,&rdquo; remarked Mrs. Burney,
- shaking her head. &ldquo;Mr. Garrick sometimes forgets himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is how it comes that he is the greatest actor in the world,&rdquo; said
- James. &ldquo;It is only when a man has learned to forget himself completely
- that he causes everyone else to remember him. Now there's the text for a
- homily that you can write to your Daddy Crisp, Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll note it, Jim, and if Mr. Crisp breaks off correspondence with me you
- shall bear the blame,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mercy on us!&rdquo; whispered Susy when she was alone with her sister a little
- later. &ldquo;I never got such a fright as when Mr. Garrick pretended to read
- your secret. Thank goodness! he failed to get the least inkling of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank goodness, indeed!&rdquo; whispered Fanny. But she was thinking of quite a
- different secret when she spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>E was beside her
- before she was aware of it, in the great music-room at Lady Hales's house.
- She had not seen him approach her&mdash;she could not have done so without
- turning round, for he had approached her from behind, and slipped into the
- chair that Esther had vacated in order to play to the company. Esther's
- husband, who had been in the seat beyond her, had been led away some time
- earlier by Mr. Linley's clever son in order that he might give an opinion
- respecting one of the songs in a piece named <i>The Duenna</i>, which was
- about to be produced at Drury Lane.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was beside her and whispering in her ear, though she had not even known
- that he was to be present.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course he went through the pantomimic form of inquiring how it was that
- she was alone&mdash;this was, she knew, for the benefit of anyone who
- might be watching them and suspect an assignation. The idea of anyone
- seriously fancying that Dr. Burney's daughter would have an assignation
- with Signor Rauzzini in such a place and in the midst of such a company!
- But Signor Rauzzini came from a land of intrigue, and his experience of
- England led him to believe that he had come to another; and so he made
- those gestures of inquiry, and she gave him a few words of explanation, so
- that no one might suspect! But, for that matter, their chairs were in the
- least conspicuous place in the room, and the shadow of the heavy hangings
- of a window fell half across them both.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And we have not met for months,&rdquo; said he in French.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, have you forgotten our evening at the Pantheon?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Forgotten it? But that is months ago&mdash;ages. And it was all
- unfinished&mdash;broken off when at its best&mdash;mutilated. That hour we
- had! Oh, was it a melody suddenly interrupted when it was approaching its
- best? Was it a poem snatched away by some ruthless hand just when we had
- begun a deathless line?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I remember best is your singing of 'Waft her.' I am not quite sure
- that I have yet returned to the earth from those regions whither I felt
- myself wafted. Are you conscious of having any part in <i>Dido</i> into
- which you can throw yourself with the same spirit?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Dido!</i> pah! <i>Dido</i> is a paltry playhouse&mdash;Maestro
- Handel's work is a Sistine Chapel&mdash;ah, more&mdash;more&mdash;a noble
- cathedral. When other composers built their garden houses in imitation of
- Greek temples, he spent all his time raising cathedrals. His genius is his
- own&mdash;mighty&mdash;overpowering! Every time I approach the great <i>maestro</i>
- I feel that I should put off my shoes from my feet. It is holy ground&mdash;it
- is&mdash;ah, mademoiselle, it was you who led me to chatter of myself and
- my music when we were last together, and I had no wish to do so; I meant
- to talk of yourself alone, but we had parted before I had the chance
- again. I have been wondering ever since if such a chance would return&mdash;if
- I had not thrown it away; and now you have lured me once more toward the
- golden net of music; but I have seen it spread: I will not step into it. I
- want to talk to you of love&mdash;love and you&mdash;and&mdash;me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had restrained his voice so that it was no more than a whisper, and he
- had chastened his gestures until he seemed rigid. Fanny knew that even if
- their chairs had not been far away from the next that were occupied, his
- words could reach no ears but her own; but the effort that he was making
- to restrain his gestures&mdash;oh, was it not more significant to any
- observant eye than his most florid action would have been? With bent head
- she was conscious of the quivering of the muscles of his clenched hands&mdash;of
- the tremulous earnestness of his expressive face. Surely everyone who so
- much as glanced at him would know what was the subject of his discourse&mdash;and
- hers&mdash;hers&mdash;but what should hers be? What answer was she to make
- to such a man whispering such a word as love?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You make me afraid. Is this the place? Is this
- the time? Am I the one?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Every place is the place&mdash;every time is the time&mdash;and you&mdash;you
- are the only one,&rdquo; said he, becoming more fervent every moment. &ldquo;If you
- and I were alone&mdash;but we are alone&mdash;our love isolates us&mdash;we
- are alone in the splendid isolation of our love. What are these people who
- are about us? They are nothing to us&mdash;less than nothing, What are the
- people in a church to the devout one who enters and keeps his eyes fixed
- upon the lovely face of the saint to whom he prays. The saint and he are
- in communion together, and their communion isolates them though the church
- is crowded? I keep my eyes of devotion upon your face, my beautiful saint,
- and I am rapt with the glory of this hour&mdash;we are carried away on the
- wings of our love until the world is too far beneath us to be seen&mdash;only
- the heaven is revealed to us&mdash;to me&mdash;I look into your face and I
- have a glimpse of heaven itself! Ah, gentle saint, you will not deny me a
- response&mdash;one word&mdash;only lift up your eyes&mdash;let our eyes
- meet and it will be as if our lips had met. I am but a mortal, but I feel,
- gazing into the face of my saint, as if I were immortal&mdash;immortal and
- crossing the threshold of the heaven that is hers&mdash;I feel that we are
- equal&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She drew in her breath&mdash;the sound was something like a gasp&mdash;the
- gasp of one who has been swept away into the midst of a swirling sea and
- made breathless. She had been swept away on the amazing flood of his
- words; it was not until he had said that word &ldquo;equal&rdquo; that she felt
- herself swirled into the air once more, so to speak, and gave that gasp
- for breath: he, too, was breathless after his long and fervid outburst,
- repressed as to tone, but sounding therefore all the more passionate. Her
- gasp sounded like a sigh; his like a sob.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not yet&mdash;not yet,&rdquo; she said in a whisper&mdash;disjointed and
- staccato. &ldquo;I cannot listen to you yet. I dare not&mdash;I have my pride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pride? What is pride? How have I wounded your pride?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Ah, my
- God! you cannot think that I would propose anything that is not
- honourable? You do not look on me as such a wretch? Ah, you cannot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, no,&rdquo; she said quickly. &ldquo;I would trust you. I have looked into
- your face. I have heard you sing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You place your faith in me? But you cannot do that unless you love me.
- And if you love me&mdash;have I been too headlong? Have I startled you?
- But surely you must have seen that on the very first day we met, before I
- had been an hour in your presence, my life was yours. I tell you that I
- knew it&mdash;not an hour&mdash;one glance was enough to tell me that I
- was all yours, and that for me no other one lived or would ever live in
- the world. What have you to say? Do not you believe me? What did you mean
- by that word 'pride'? It does not seem to me that it had any connection
- with you or me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not ask me to explain anything just now,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You would not
- like to be asked to explain how you came to&mdash;to&mdash;think of me&mdash;to
- feel in regard to me as you have said you do&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I shrink from it?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;But no one who has seen you
- would put such a question to me. I loved you because you were&mdash;<i>you</i>.
- Is not that enough? It would be sufficient for anyone who knew you. I saw
- you sitting there&mdash;so sweetly timid&mdash;a little flower that is so
- startled to find itself awakened into life in the spring, that it would
- fain ask the earth to hide it again. I thought of you as that modest
- little flower&mdash;a violet trying to obscure its own charm by the leaves
- that surround it; but all in vain&mdash;in vain, for its presence has
- given a subtle perfume to the air, and all who breathe of its delicate
- sweetness take the spirit of the spring into their souls and know that a
- violet is there, though hidden from their view. That is how I saw you. I
- have always loved the violet, and felt that shyness and sweetness were
- ever one; and am I to be reproached if I have a longing to pluck my violet
- and have her ever with me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is madness&mdash;the poetry of madness,&rdquo; she cried, and there was
- really a piteous note in her voice. &ldquo;But if I did not believe that you
- feel every word that you have spoken, I would let you continue, and drink
- in the sweetness of every word that falls from your lips. It is because I
- know that you are speaking from your heart and because I also know my own
- unworthiness that I pray of you to say no more&mdash;yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I not tell you the truth, if you confess that you believe I am
- speaking sincerely?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sincerely, but in a dream.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is all love a dream, then?&mdash;is that what is in your thought?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not want it to be a dream. I wish the love to continue with your
- eyes open, and therefore I say&mdash;not yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wish my love to continue? Oh, never doubt that your wish shall be
- granted. But why that 'not yet '? I am weary of this mystery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She was perplexed. Why should she hold out any longer against this
- impetuous Prince of the land of King Cophetua? Why should she not be as
- other girls who allow themselves to be lifted out of insignificance by the
- man who loves them. Why should that gift of being able to see more closely
- into the truth of things that most others accept without a question, be
- laid upon her as a burden?
- </p>
- <p>
- She had a strong impulse to let her resolution go down the wind, and to
- put her hand in his, no matter who might be looking on, and say the word
- to him that would give him happiness. Who was she to suggest that his
- happiness would not endure&mdash;that her happiness would not endure?
- </p>
- <p>
- She was perplexed. She had more than once been called prim; but that only
- meant that it was her nature to weigh everything in a mental balance, as
- it were, and her imagination was equal (she thought) to the task of
- assigning their relative value to the many constituents of human
- happiness. If she had been told that this meant that she had not yet been
- in love, and that she was not now in love, she would not have felt uneasy
- in her mind. She did not mistrust the feeling she had for the man who was
- beside her. Surely this was the very spirit of truth in loving, to be
- ready to sacrifice everything, so that unhappiness should not overtake
- him; and she had long ago felt that unhappiness only could result from his
- linking his life with one who was rather less than a mere nobody. The
- thought never once left her mind of what would be said when it was known
- that she had married him. A dunce's triumph, the incident would be styled
- by the wits, and (assuming that the wits were masculine) how would it be
- styled by the opposite sex? She could see uplifted hands&mdash;incredulous
- eyebrows raised, while they discussed it, and she knew that the conclusion
- that everyone would come to was that to be the most divine singer in the
- world did not save a man from being the greatest fool in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- Was her love the less true because her intelligence insisted on her
- perceiving that such a man as Signor Rauzzini would not be happy if
- married to a nonentity like herself? &ldquo;Surely not,&rdquo; she would have cried.
- &ldquo;Surely it is only the truest of all loves that would be ready to
- relinquish its object rather than bring unhappiness upon him! Is
- intelligence never to be found in association with true love? Must true
- love and folly ever be regarded as allies?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Her intellect was quick in apprehending the strength of the position taken
- up by two combatants in an argument; but the juxtaposition of the Prim and
- the Passionate was too much for her. She was all intellect; he was all
- passion. Her mental outlook on the situation was acute; but his was
- non-existent. His passion blinded him; her intellect had a thousand eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- And there he was by her side; she could almost hear the strong beating of
- his heart in the pause that followed his question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is this mystery?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was her feeling of this tumultuous beating of his heart that all but
- made her lose her intellectual foothold. His heart beating close to hers
- swayed her as the moon sways the tides, until for some moments she could
- not have told whether it was her heart or his that was beating so wildly&mdash;only
- for some moments, however; only long enough for that madness to suggest
- itself to her&mdash;to let her resolution fly to the winds&mdash;what did
- anything matter so long as she could lay her hand in his, and feel his
- fingers warm over hers? It was her first acquaintance with the tyranny of
- a heart aflame, and for a moment she bent her head before it. He thought
- that he had got the better of her scruples, whatever they were, by the way
- her voice broke as she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madness&mdash;it would be madness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was not acute enough to perceive that she was talking to herself&mdash;trying
- to bring her reason to help her to hold out against the throbbing of her
- heart&mdash;<i>his</i> heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would indeed be madness for us to turn our backs upon happiness when
- it is within our reach,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;That is what you would say, sweet
- saint?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But she had now recovered herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed it is because I have no thought except for your happiness that I
- entreat of you to listen to me,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will listen to you if you tell me in one word that you love me,&rdquo; said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was no pause before she turned her eyes upon him saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it. You have never doubted it. It is because I love you so truly
- I wish to save you from unhappiness. I want to hold your love for ever and
- ever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My sweet saint! You have heard my prayers. You are to make me happy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All that I can promise as yet is to save you from supreme unhappiness. I
- am strong enough to do so, I think.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You can save me from every unhappiness if you will come to me&mdash;and
- you are coming, I know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope that if you ask me three months hence I shall be able to say
- 'yes'; but now&mdash;at this moment&mdash;I dare not. It is not so long to
- ask you to wait, seeing that I have let you have a glimpse of my heart,
- and told you that as you feel for me, so I feel for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Three months is an eternity! Why should it be in three months? Why not
- now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot tell you. It is my little secret,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Ah, is it not
- enough that I have told you I love you? I shall never cease to love you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, this accursed place! These accursed people!&rdquo; he murmured. &ldquo;Why are we
- fated to meet only surrounded by these wretches? Why cannot we meet where
- I can have you in <i>my</i> arms, and kiss your lips that were made for
- kissing?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was something terrifying to her in that low whisper of his. He had
- put his head down to her until his lips were close to her ear. She felt
- the warmth of his face; it made her own burn. But she could not move her
- face away to the extent of an inch. Her feminine instinct of flight was
- succeeded by the equally feminine instinct of surrender. If it had been
- his intention&mdash;and it certainly seemed that it was&mdash;to kiss her
- in the presence of all the company, she would still have been incapable of
- avoiding such a caress.
- </p>
- <p>
- He swore again in her ear, and Fanny, for all her primness, felt a regret
- deep down in her heart that her training would not allow of her expressing
- herself through the same medium.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he did not come any nearer to her than that. He changed his phrases of
- abuse of their entourage to words of delight at her presence so close to
- him&mdash;alternately passionate and tender. His voice became a song in
- her ears, containing all such variations. His vocalism was equal to the
- demand put upon it. It was his <i>métier</i> to interpret such emotions,
- and now he did justice to his training, even if he fell short&mdash;and he
- was conscious of doing so&mdash;of dealing adequately with his own
- feelings. He called her once again his sweet saint who had heard his
- prayer; his cherished flower, whose fragrance was more grateful to him
- than all the incense burned in all the temples of the world was to the
- Powers above.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was, he repeated, her violet modesty that had first made him adore her.
- Her humility brought before his eyes the picture painted by Guido Reni&mdash;the
- Madonna saying: <i>Ecce ancilla Domini</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ah, her humility was divine. And she was so like his mother&mdash;his dear
- mother who had died when he was a boy and who had taught him to sing. Ah,
- she was herself now singing in Paradise, and she would look down and
- approve his choice. She, too, had been as meek as a flower, and had never
- been so happy as when they had been together at a little farm in Tuscany
- with him by her side among the olives. Oh, she would approve his choice.
- And quite simply he addressed his dead mother, as though she were beside
- him, asking her if she could desire to have a daughter sweeter or more
- gentle. He had lapsed into his native Italian in this; but Fanny could
- follow his slow, devout words, and her eyes were full of tears, her heart
- of love.
- </p>
- <p>
- She now perceived how simple and gentle a nature was that of the young
- Roman. He remained unspoilt by the adulation which he had received both in
- his own country and in England. Seeing him thus revealing a simplicity
- which she had not associated with him before, she was led to ask herself
- if there was, after all, so great a difference between them as she had
- believed to exist. She had forgotten all about his singing, and he was now
- in her eyes nothing more than a man&mdash;the man who loved her. Ah, that
- was enough. He loved her, and therefore she was bound to save him from the
- mortification of hearing the whispers of the people around them asking how
- he could ever have been stupid enough to marry a girl like herself, who
- was a nobody and without a fortune, when he might have chosen any girl in
- the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her resolution came back to her with greater force than ever. Since he had
- made his nature plain to her, it would, she felt, be taking advantage of
- his simplicity to engage herself to him just as she was. She knew more of
- the world than he did. She knew how the world talked, and how it would
- talk regarding herself as well as regarding him in such a matter. He was
- simple and generous; it was necessary for her to take thought for both of
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have you heard me?&rdquo; he asked of her in a whisper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The tears are still in my eyes,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Oh, my dear friend, cannot
- you see how bitter it is for me to be compelled to ask you to wait for
- these months that I spoke of? Cannot you see that it is a matter of
- conscience and honour? Ah, I should never forgive myself if I were to do
- other than I have done! If you&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear one,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I ask for nothing more than to hear you tell me that
- you love me. Who am I, that I should demand your secret? So long as you do
- not conceal your love from me, I do not mind if you have a score of
- secrets locked away in your white bosom. Tell me again that you love me
- and all must be well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked at him, but he knew that she could not see a feature of his
- face by reason of the tears that were still in her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was on one of
- the last mornings in January that Mrs. Burney was reading out of the
- newly-arrived <i>London Chronicle</i> such paragraphs as she thought would
- appeal to the varied interests of the breakfast-table. There were a few
- announcements of marriages about to take place between people whose names
- they knew, the amount of the bride's dowry being stated in each in plain
- figures, though Mrs. Burney took it upon her to affirm in one or two cases
- that the sum was exaggerated, or to suggest that if the father of the
- bride were just enough to pay his debts first, the portion of his daughter
- would be considerably reduced. In the case of one of the gentlemen, who
- was marrying thirty thousand pounds, she ventured to express the hope that
- he would now pay at least some of his creditors.
- </p>
- <p>
- These were, of course, the most interesting items of news, though their
- attractiveness was not greatly superior to that of the gossip respecting
- Mr. F&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;, who had been noticed in high dudgeon because
- of Lady P&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;'s dancing three times with Sir Julian Y&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;;
- or that which suggested that a reconcilement must have taken place between
- the beautiful Mrs. G&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; and her husband, for they had
- been seen taking the air together in the Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was also pleasant to learn that His Majesty had given great
- encouragement to Mrs. Delany in the production of her ingenious mosaic
- flowers, in which she was so skilled as to excite the wonder of several
- criticks in the Royal circle; and also that His Royal Highness the Prince
- of Wales had been graciously pleased to say in publick that he had always
- admired the Perdita of the beautiful Mrs. Robinson, though he considered
- Mrs. Abington, on the whole, the most tasteful dresser in the Drury Lane
- company.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was only when Mrs. Burney had folded the newspaper and was about to put
- it away, that a few lines of an advertisement caught her eye&mdash;she
- commented before she read, as though she had been a fully qualified
- critic:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;More novels! More stuff for the circulating libraries! Enough to make
- poor Mr. Richardson feel uncomfortable in his grave! Could he but have
- known that he was turning all England into novel readers he would never
- have put pen to paper. Here is another imitator in the field. 'Evelina;
- or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World,' published to-day by Mr.
- Lowndes&mdash;three volumes, seven and sixpence sewed, nine shillings in
- covers. 'Evelina,' a distant cousin to 'Clarissa' and 'Pamela' I doubt
- not. I hope your father will not bring anyone here to dinner to-day.
- Hashed mutton is a wholesome dish, to be sure, but some visitors are
- fastidious. He may bring as many as he pleases to-morrow, for Mr.
- Greville's gift of pheasants will be on the table. Why are you staring so
- at your sister, Lottie?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lottie was becoming a hardened dissembler: she scarcely started when asked
- to interpret certain furtive glances she cast at Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was wondering if Fanny would make a face: she never was fond of hashed
- mutton,&rdquo; said Lottie glibly. &ldquo;If she had gone to school in France she
- would soon have got a liking for it, cooked as it is there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not partial to French kickshaws,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;There's nothing
- like good English fare. To my thinking, the principle of making food tasty
- when in ordinary circumstances it should not be so, is a bad one. Hash of
- mutton is wholesome food, and it should be eaten as such without further
- question. If Providence had meant it to be tasty as well, He would have
- made His intentions as plain as in the case of roast pheasant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lottie will tell you that I made no face at the mention of hash of
- mutton,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;What does it signify whether one sits down to a
- simple platter of mutton hash or a great dinner such as father gets at Mr.
- Thrale's? A pair of geese, a leg of mutton, a tongue, a rib of roast beef
- and a brace of pheasants, with two or three dishes of fish, and for Dr.
- Johnson a veal pie or a piece of pork&mdash;those were on the table at one
- time. What is the benefit of such abundance, when all that one can eat is
- a single slice of beef?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She spoke rapidly, for she, too, had been a great dissembler. She meant to
- take away her stepmother's attention from those questionable glances which
- she had exchanged with Lottie; and she succeeded very well.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would make no difference to us whether we had one dish or ten; but it
- makes all the difference in the world to Mr. Thrale. They say he has a
- prodigious appetite, and eats of at least six heavy dishes of meat at
- dinner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Baretti affirms that some day he will not awake from the stupor into
- which he falls after one of his heavy meals,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And all the time Mrs. Thrale is entreating him to be more moderate,&rdquo;
- cried Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A humiliating duty for such as Mrs. Thrale,&rdquo; said her mother. &ldquo;That shows
- how true is all that Fanny has remarked: a simple dish should be enough
- for any reasonable person. I have often wondered how the converse at the
- Streatham table could be so wise and witty if the master of the house eats
- like a hog, and Dr. Johnson, suffering from ill-health, expends so much
- energy over his pork that the veins stand out on his forehead and his face
- is bathed in perspiration.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that Mrs. Thrale has wit and liveliness enough to serve for the
- whole company,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is chatty enough, I doubt not,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;There are those
- who think she talks over-much for a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not for a woman of fashion,&rdquo; suggested Lottie with some pertness, when
- their stepmother had left the room. &ldquo;It is long since Mrs. Thrale has
- invited mother to one of the Streatham dinners,&rdquo; she added under her
- breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then the three fell upon the <i>Chronicle</i> for the announcement of
- the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- They read it in whispers, each following the other, as though it were the
- <i>piano</i> part of a catch or a glee, and glancing fearfully toward the
- door now and again, lest it should open and Mrs. Burney reappear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How amazing it is!&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;This is the announcement of the birth of
- a baby&mdash;and such a baby!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The birth and the christening and all,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, I had no
- idea that it would be in the papers&mdash;I forgot that it would be
- advertised; and when mamma read this out I thought I should sink through
- the floor. So did you, I know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I only wish that it had been possible,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I could feel myself
- getting hot all over my body. And then you gave me that look, Lottie!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Could I help it?&rdquo; asked Lottie. &ldquo;You cannot blame me. I really thought
- that it was you who gave me a look, as much as to say: 'If you let the cat
- out of the bag I will never forgive you&mdash;no, never! '&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind! Among us we managed to get out of the difficulty very well, I
- think. Were we not clever, guiding the conversation away from Mr.
- Lowndes's shop on to the high road to Streatham?&rdquo; cried Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas the hash that saved us,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Have you not heard dear Jim
- applying the sailors' expression, to make a hash of something? But we
- didn't make a hash of our matter, did we, Fanny?&rdquo; said Susan.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We have become adroit dissemblers, and I am growing more ashamed of it
- every day,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;I have reached the condition of a man of whom I
- read in a volume of history: he had committed a crime, and the effort that
- it cost him to keep it hidden so preyed upon his mind that he could stand
- the strain no longer, so he confessed it and was relieved.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he could not have been really happy until they hanged him,&rdquo; said
- Susy. &ldquo;And do you intend to confess and be hanged, Fanny? Please do not. I
- think it is the most exciting thing in the world to share a secret like
- this. I would not have missed the enjoyment for anything. Think, Fan, if
- you were to confess, you would draw us into it too&mdash;you would make us
- out to be as guilty as yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not confess,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;No; it would not be honourable of me.
- But I do feel that the secret is having a bad effect upon us all. It has
- made us all such&mdash;such&mdash;dissemblers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha!&rdquo; said Lottie with a sniff. &ldquo;That's only another way of saying that
- we are ladies of quality at an early age.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny shook her head. She thought that if any proof were needed of the ill
- effects of their treasuring their secret from their parents, this cynical
- pertness of Lottie supplied it. She shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like 'Evelina' to come into mamma's hands,&rdquo; continued Lottie.
- &ldquo;She will go through the three volumes at a hand gallop, even though she
- did take it upon her to condemn it as being on a level with the odious
- stuff that comes to us nowadays.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And if she condemns it so heartily before she has read it, what will she
- say about it when she has finished the last chapter?&rdquo; asked Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She will say that it is the prettiest story that has been written since
- her dear Mr. Richardson died,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I doubt it, my dear,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, let the worst come, she will never guess that you wrote it,&rdquo;
- laughed Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the padre whom I fear,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Surely he will not need to go
- beyond the Ode on the first leaf to know that it is he himself whom I
- address.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And if he should&mdash;smoke it?&rdquo; asked Susy, lapsing into slang which
- she had acquired from her sailor brother, who was in no sense a purist.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If he should&mdash;well, either of two things will happen,&rdquo; replied the
- authoress. &ldquo;He will either think me the most double-dealing wretch in the
- world or the most dutiful of daughters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And which will be right?&rdquo; asked Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Both views will be right,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Although I meant every word of
- the Ode, I really think now that the idea of writing it before the
- dedication came to me only when I felt that I had behaved badly in sending
- the book to the printer without his consent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wished the Ode to be a sort of peace-offering?&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;You hoped
- that when he read it he would forget to be angry? Well, that was cunning
- of you, Fanny!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you that the whole affair has had a bad effect upon us all,&rdquo; said
- Fanny gently.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once again she was conscious of someone telling her that there was no use
- crying over spilt milk, and this impression was followed by one that took
- the form of a resolution to be more careful in future. If she had spilt
- some milk once, that was no reason why she should not, by exercising
- proper forethought, refrain from doing so again.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the book was now given to the world, if the world would have it, but
- as yet a copy had not come into her hand. She wondered if she would have
- to spend seven and sixpence in buying a copy. Seven shillings and
- sixpence, sewed. It was a great deal of money. Was it possible that there
- were five hundred people in the world ready to pay seven and sixpence for
- a novel with the name of no author on the title page? (She thought it best
- to leave out of her consideration altogether the possible purchasers of
- the nine shilling set of bound volumes.)
- </p>
- <p>
- Who were the people that ever laid out so much money upon books which
- could be read through between the rising and the setting of the sun? She
- had never met such liberal enthusiasts. Of course, it was only reasonable
- that so splendid a work as the &ldquo;History of Music&rdquo; should be in the library
- of every house wherein people of taste resided, but that was not a book to
- be galloped through; some people might not be able to read it within a
- month. Besides, it bore the honoured name of Dr. Burney on the title page,
- and the fame of Dr. Burney was great. But as for that poor little
- seven-and-sixpenny sewed &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; how should anyone take an interest in
- her without reading her story? How would anyone read her story without
- feeling afterwards that seven-and-sixpence (leaving the nine shilling
- expenditure out of the question) was a ridiculous price to pay for such an
- entertainment?
- </p>
- <p>
- She felt that people would come to look on her as the instigator of a
- fraud if they paid their money and read the book and then found out that
- she had written it. The wisdom of concealing her name even from the
- bookseller was now more apparent to her than it had ever been. She had
- visions of indignant purchasers railing against Mr. Lowndes, and Mr.
- Lowndes searching for her, so that he might rail against her; and so her
- speculations ended in laughter; but even her laughter grated upon her
- sensitive ears: she felt that it was the malicious jeering of a clever
- cheat at the thought of having got the better of a worthy man.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her precious &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; was leading her a pretty dance. If it had not been
- able to do so it would have been a paltry sort of book and she would have
- been a paltry sort of author.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO or three weeks
- passed without her hearing anything of the book, and it seemed as if it
- had fallen, as she had at some moments hoped it would fall, like a dull
- stone into the depths of the sea. She heard nothing of it, and soon she
- perceived that her sisters felt grievously disappointed at its failure to
- produce any impression upon the town. Even a dull stone, if dropped into
- the deep, creates a little fuss on the surface before it sinks out of
- sight; but Fanny's book did not, so far as they could see, produce even so
- superficial an impression. What they expected of it they might have had
- some trouble explaining; but as it was, they could not conceal their
- disappointment from Fanny; and they showed it after a short time in a very
- delicate way: they never alluded to the book in her presence. She
- perceived that what was in their minds was that it would show very bad
- taste on their part to refer to it in any way. She was grateful for their
- consideration; and she resolved to accept their decision on this point as
- final; she would never allude to the horrid thing in their hearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that she was left alone with Susy in the house
- one evening. Dr. Burney and his wife had gone to a concert at Esther's,
- and Lottie was staying for a day or two in the country. Susy was
- practising her part of a new duet on the piano, and Fanny was at her
- sewing. So far as conversation between the two sisters was concerned, the
- evening had been a very silent one. Indeed, during the whole week a
- constrained silence had marked the intercourse of the three girls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy hammered away at the music for half an hour; then her playing became
- more fitful, and at last it ceased altogether.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long silence before Fanny heard a little sound that caused her
- to raise her head. It was the sound of a sob, and when she looked up she
- saw that Susy was leaning her forehead upon the bottom of the music rest,
- weeping bitterly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was by her side in a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dearest Susy, what is the matter?&rdquo; she said soothingly. &ldquo;Tell me, dear;
- has anything happened? Has anyone been unkind to you? Have I unwittingly
- done or said anything that seemed to you unkind? Tell me all, Susy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Susy continued crying with her face hidden, though she yielded one of
- her hands to Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, my dear, I have helped you before now, and I may be able to help
- you now. Prithee, what is your trouble?&rdquo; said Fanny, putting her arm round
- the girl's shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still Susy remained silent, except for her sobs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell me,&rdquo; said Fanny, in a whisper. &ldquo;Is it that you think that I am
- chagrined about&mdash;about&mdash;the book?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant Susy had whirled round on her seat and flung her arms round
- her sister's neck, laying her head on her shoulder.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, Fanny, 'tis too cruel!&rdquo; she sobbed. &ldquo;We were sure that so much
- would come of it&mdash;it seemed so splendid to read, even before it was
- printed&mdash;so much better than any other story that ever came into our
- hands&mdash;and you worked so hard at it&mdash;every spare moment when you
- might have been enjoying yourself&mdash;in the cold of last winter up in
- that room&mdash;and at Lynn too&mdash;and Chessington&mdash;and now, when
- we think that your cleverness, your patience, your genius, is to be
- rewarded, nothing comes of it&mdash;all your trouble has gone for nothing&mdash;all
- our secrecy! Oh, it is too cruel!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You dear child,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;It is only cruel if it sets you crying in
- this way. What does it matter to anyone if the book has gone and nothing
- has come of it? I have been thinking that writing a book and publishing it
- is like throwing a stone into the sea. It may fall so that it sinks down
- plumb, or it may fall so that it makes a splash for a while, but it sinks
- to the bottom all the same. Success or failure is only the difference
- between a splash and a ripple. We were fools to fancy that our little
- stone would float.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it was not a stone, it was full of life and it should have&mdash;it
- should have&mdash;swum! Oh, the people who buy books are so stupid!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are&mdash;that was the hope that I builded on. They are stupid, but
- not stupid enough to buy my book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Fanny!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is really the frame of mind that I find myself in to-day. I tell you
- truly, Susy, that after the first week, I schooled myself to think of the
- business in this way; and I am certain that in another month I shall even
- feel delighted that my little pebble made no splash. Look at the matter
- philosophically, Susy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, philosophically!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, reasonably. Are we in a different position to-day from that we were
- in before the book was published? We are not. We are just the same as we
- were before. It has not injured us in any way. Nay, if you think of it, we
- are&mdash;I, at least, am&mdash;all the better for having failed, for I
- have learned my lesson. I was beginning to feel cleverer than I had any
- right to think myself, and this has come as a chastening&mdash;to make me
- know my right place. These rebukes do not come by chance, Susy. I know now
- that I was inclined to hold my head too high. I don't think that I will do
- so again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You never held your head too high&mdash;just the opposite. And I think it
- very cruel that you should be rebuked for nothing. But I do not blame <i>anyone</i>
- except the wretched people who refused to buy your nice book, but spent
- their seven and sixpence at Vauxhall or Ranelagh&mdash;perhaps watching
- Mr. Foote and his puppets at the Haymarket. Oh, I have no patience with
- them! Why, it only needed a thousand people to buy the book and it would
- have been accounted a success!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then we shall put the blame on the shoulders of that thousand,
- wheresoever they may be found, and for my part I shall not hold a second
- thousand altogether blameless&mdash;my indignation may even extend to a
- third. Now, that's the last word I mean to speak about the book. It has by
- this time reached the bottom of the sea on which I threw it; and there let
- it lie!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are an angel&mdash;I see that plainly now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, there you see, what I said was true: I am much better for the rebuke
- I talked about; you never perceived before that I was an angel. Now let
- that be the last word between us on the subject of my poor little
- 'Evelina.' Her entrance into the world has proved fatal. Oh, Susy, she was
- stillborn, but her parent is making a rapid recovery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may be; but cannot you join with me in&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will join with you in maintaining silence on the subject of the little
- one. I cannot bear to hear her name mentioned. I refuse to say another
- word about her or her fate. She must have been greatly beloved of the gods
- to die so young. Let that be 'Evelina's' epitaph. I will say nothing more
- about her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that she was compelled to say a good deal more on
- the subject, for within half an hour Cousin Edward had called, and he
- began to talk of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I went to Hill's library in the Strand yesterday, to get a book for
- mother, and there, sure enough, I saw your 'Evelina,'&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I asked
- the man in charge what it was about, and he replied that he didn't know;
- it was bad enough, he thought, to be compelled to hand out books all day
- to readers without being forced to read them for himself; but he supposed
- that 'Evelina' was a novel of the usual sort.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was not extravagant praise,&rdquo; remarked Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He didn't mean to praise it,&rdquo; said Edward. &ldquo;But when I asked him if
- anyone who had read it had recommended it, he admitted that every one of
- the five ladies who had read it was ready to speak well of it&mdash;one of
- them had taken it away a second time; and&mdash;would you believe it?&mdash;while
- I was standing at the counter a footman entered the shop with a demand for
- 'Eveliena,' as he called it; and he carried off the copy that was already
- on the desk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For the delectation of the servants' hall?&rdquo; suggested Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not at all&mdash;it had been recommended to her ladyship, he said, and he
- had been commanded on no account to return without it; her ladyship was
- liberal; she would not mind paying sixpence for it, instead of the
- ordinary fourpence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was more than liberal, it was generous to a degree,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't interrupt him,&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Continue your narrative, Eddy. I am
- dying to hear the rest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I asked the library man if he knew who wrote the book, and he replied
- that he had heard the name, but had forgotten it; so far as he remembered
- the author was a peer of high rank but eccentric habits,&rdquo; said Edward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The book represented his eccentric habits, I suppose,&rdquo; remarked Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ran out of the place roaring,&rdquo; said Edward. &ldquo;'A peer of high rank but
- eccentric habits'&mdash;describes you to a T, doesn't it, Cousin Fanny?
- Pray what is your lordship's next work to be, and when will it be given to
- an eager world?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that all you have to tell?&rdquo; asked Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By no means. When I heard that the book was thought well of in the
- Strand, I thought I would try to get at the opinion of Stanhope Street&mdash;you
- know Masterman's circulating library there? Well, I boldly entered, and
- there, sure enough, was a well-thumbed 'Evelina' in front of the
- librarian. I asked for some book that no one had ever heard of, and when
- the librarian had told me that he had never been asked for that book
- before, I pointed to 'Evelina,' inquiring if it was any good. 'I'm dead
- tired on account of its goodness, for I was fool enough to take it to bed
- with me last night, and I never closed my eyes in sleep,' he replied. 'I
- had it praised to me by a lady of quality, and so too hastily concluded
- that it would either send me asleep with its dullness, or shock me with
- its ribaldry; but it did neither, unhappily.' Just then a chariot stopped
- at the door and another footman entered with the name 'Evelina' written on
- a sheet of paper, and off he popped with the full three volumes under his
- arm. I waited no longer; but hurried hither to give you my news. I did not
- get so far, however, for I was unlucky enough to be overtaken by that vile
- downpour of rain, and it did not blow over until your dinner hour was at
- hand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are my good angel,&rdquo; cried Fanny, her cheeks glowing. &ldquo;We have heard
- nothing of all this respecting the book, and, hearing nothing, we took it
- for granted that it was dead&mdash;dead before it was ever alive. Oh, this
- is good news you have brought us, Eddy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The best news that has come to us for months!&rdquo; said Susy. She had turned
- her head away and was furtively wiping her eyes. The good news affected
- the sympathetic Susy almost as deeply as her disappointment had done.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I have only told you of my adventures of yesterday,&rdquo; said Edward.
- &ldquo;To-day I tried the booksellers, beginning with Mr. Davies and
- working-round to the Dillys in the Poultry&mdash;it cost me three
- shillings, for I had to buy something that I did not particularly want in
- every shop to excuse my inquiries&mdash;and I found 'Evelina' on every
- counter. I cannot say that any customer came in to buy it while I was in
- any shop, but you may be sure that the book would not be on the counter
- unless it was highly thought of. Of course I had need to be very discreet
- among the booksellers; I dared not ask who was the author, but I longed to
- do so, if only to hear what new story had been made up about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You heard quite enough to make us glad,&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Oh, how foolish we
- were to take it for granted that because we had no news of the book, it
- was dead! It is alive&mdash;greatly alive, it would appear! How could any
- news of it have come to us here? We should have gone forth in search of
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that we could depend on your discretion,&rdquo; said Fanny, laying a
- hand on each of his shoulders. &ldquo;I do not think that I ever thanked you as
- I should for the wise way in which you managed the business with Mr.
- Lowndes, and now I must not neglect to do so for having acted the part of
- a benevolent agent in bringing us such good news about the book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! there should be no talk of gratitude and the like between us,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;There are family ties&mdash;I think of the honour of our family.
- People already talk of the clever Burneys, but they left you out of the
- question, Cousin Fanny, since they only thought of music. But now that you
- have shown what you can do in another direction, you must be reckoned with
- alongside the others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what about the other branch of the clever Burneys?&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;Don't you think that people will some of these days begin to ask if
- Edward Burney, the great painter, is really a brother of the musical
- Burneys? I hope they will, dear Edward; I hope that the fame of Edward
- Burney, the painter, will go far beyond that of the musical Burneys, as
- well as poor Fanny Burney who once wrote a novel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The young man blushed as Fanny herself would certainly have done if
- confronted with the least little compliment. But there was no false shame
- about his acceptance of her suggestion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I mean to become as good a painter as I can, in order to be worthy of the
- name of Burney,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I feel proud of being a Burney&mdash;more so
- to-day than ever before, and I hope that the rest of the Burney's will
- some day look on me as doing credit to our name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that they will have every reason to do so,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had gone, Susy gave way to her delight at the news which he had
- brought. She was a good deal taller than Fanny, and catching her round the
- waist after the manner of the Elizabethan dancer with his partner, she
- danced round the table with her, lilting a somewhat breathless pæan. Fanny
- herself needed no coaxing to be her partner in this revel. In her jubilant
- moments she got rid of the primness which most people associated with her.
- She had a wild jig known as &ldquo;Nancy Dawson,&rdquo; and she had more than once
- found it necessary to get rid of her superfluous spirits through this
- medium. She joined in her sister's little whoop at the completion of the
- third &ldquo;lap&rdquo; of the table, and they both threw themselves breathless on the
- sofa.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew it,&rdquo; said Susy between her gasps. &ldquo;I knew that I could not be
- mistaken in believing 'Evelina' to be good&mdash;I knew that she would
- make her way in the affections of her readers, and I was right&mdash;you
- see I was right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were right, dear Susy&mdash;quite right,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I do not like
- to be too sanguine, but I do believe, from the reports Eddy brought us,
- that the book will find plenty of readers. Now that we can think over the
- matter in a reasonable way, we must see how foolish we were to expect that
- the very day after the book was published people would crowd to buy it;
- but now, after six weeks, when Eddy goes in search of news about it, he
- brings back a report which is&mdash;we had best say for the present no
- more than 'quite satisfactory'&mdash;that was the bookseller's report
- about the sales of the first volume of the padre's 'History'&mdash;'quite
- satisfactory'&mdash;that should be quite satisfactory for the author of
- 'Evelina' and her sisters. There is nothing in the book to stir people as
- it would if written by Mr. Wilkes, but in its humble way it will, I am now
- persuaded, be pronounced 'quite satisfactory.' At any rate, there goes my
- sewing for the evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She rolled up the strip of linen into a ball and used her hand, after two
- false starts, as a battledore, to send it flying across the room within
- reach of Susy, who, being more adroit, was able at the first attempt to
- return it with both force and precision. Once more Fanny struck it, and
- her sister sent it back, but by this time the unequal ball had opened out,
- so that it was only by her foot that Fanny could deal with it effectively.
- Then, daintily holding up their petticoats, the author of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; and
- Susy Burney played with the thing until once more they were panting and
- laughing joyously.
- </p>
- <p>
- Perhaps Fanny had a faint inkling of the symbolism implied by this
- treatment of the discarded needlework.
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>UT little Miss
- Burney had recovered all her primness on the evening when, a week later,
- she accompanied her stepmother to partake of tea at the home of the
- Barlowes in the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Young Mr. Barlowe had, for some time after his visit to St. Martin's
- Street, brooded over his indiscretion in allowing his impulse at the
- moment of saying good night to carry him away so that he pressed Miss
- Burney's hand, looking into her eyes with an expression in his own of the
- deepest sympathy&mdash;rather more than sympathy. He felt that he had been
- unduly and indiscreetly hasty in his action. It had been purely impulsive.
- He had by no means made up his mind that Miss Burney would make him a
- satisfactory wife. His father and mother had, for a long time, thought
- very highly of Mrs. Burney, looking on her as a most thrifty and excellent
- manager of a household. She had shown herself to be all this and more when
- her first husband was alive and they had visited her at Lynn; and she had
- proved her capabilities in the same direction since she had married Dr.
- Burney. Unfortunately, however, the virtues of a stepmother could not be
- depended on to descend to the children of her husband's family, and it was
- by no means certain that Miss Burney had made full use of her
- opportunities of modelling herself upon her father's second wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- No, he had not quite made up his mind on this subject&mdash;the gravest
- that had ever occupied his attention, and he remained sleepless for hours,
- fearful that he had gone too far in that look and that squeeze. He had
- heard of fathers and even brothers waiting upon young men who had acted
- toward a daughter or a sister pretty much as he had in regard to Miss
- Burney. He had rather a dread of being visited by Miss Burney's brother,
- that young naval officer who had boasted of having been educated by a
- murderer. Mr. Barlowe thought that a visit from such a young man would be
- most undesirable, and for several days he went about his business with
- great uneasiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when a week had gone by and neither father nor brother had waited upon
- him, he began to review his position more indulgently than when he had
- previously given it his consideration. He thought more hopefully of Miss
- Burney as a wife. Perhaps she might have profited more largely than he had
- thought by her daily intercourse with so capable a woman as Mrs. Burney.
- At any rate, she was not musical, and that was something in her favour.
- Then her stepmother had praised her needlework, and everyone knows that to
- be a good sempstress is next to being a good housekeeper.
- </p>
- <p>
- He thought that on the whole she would do. Her brother, Lieutenant Burney,
- would naturally spend most of his time at sea. That was a good thing.
- Thomas felt that he should hesitate to make any change in his life that
- involved a liability of frequent visits from a young man who had been
- taught by a murderer. Who could tell what might happen in the case of such
- a young man? As for Miss Burney herself, she was, quite apart from her
- housewifely qualities, a most estimable young lady&mdash;modest and
- retiring, as a young woman should be, and very beautiful. To be sure, he
- had often heard that beauty was only skin deep, but even assuming that it
- did not go any deeper, it had always been highly esteemed by men&mdash;none
- of them seemed to wish it to be of any greater depth; and it was certain
- that a man with a handsome wife was greatly envied&mdash;more so even than
- a man who was married to a plain woman but a good housewife. Oh,
- undoubtedly her beauty commended her to his most indulgent consideration.
- He had no objection in the world to be widely envied, if only on account
- of his wife's good looks. It never occurred to him that it might be that
- some people would think very ordinary a face that seemed to one who was in
- love with it extremely lovely. He preserved the precious privilege of a
- man to raise up his own standard of beauty and expect all the rest of the
- world to acknowledge its supremacy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, he thought that Miss Burney, beauty and all, would suit him, but
- still he hesitated in making another call.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was when Mr. Kendal had the honour of waiting upon Mrs. Burney, and
- his visit only preceded by a day or two Mrs. Burney's call upon her old
- friend, Mrs. Barlowe, in the Poultry; this interchange of courtesies being
- speedily followed by an invitation for Mrs. Burney and a stepdaughter to
- drink tea with the Barlowe family.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am taking you with me, Fanny, because you are the eldest and, as should
- be, the most sensible of the household,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, explaining&mdash;so
- far as she thought wise&mdash;the invitation on the morning it was
- received. &ldquo;There will be no music at Mrs. Barlowe's, I think, and so you
- will have no distracting influence to prevent your forming a just opinion
- of my old friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not mind in the least the absence of music for one night,&rdquo; said
- Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure of that,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;Goodness knows we have music
- enough here during any day to last us over a whole week. The others could
- not live without it, even if it were not your father's profession.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Without which none of us could live,&rdquo; remarked Fanny, who had no wish to
- be forced into the position of the opponent of music in the household.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Quite right, my dear,&rdquo; acquiesced the elder lady. &ldquo;It is a precarious way
- of making a living. To my mind there is nothing so satisfactory as a good
- commercial business&mdash;a merchant with a shop at his back can afford to
- laugh at all the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he usually refrains,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True; he looks at life with proper seriousness, and without levity. Great
- fortunes are the result of serious attention to business. Levity leads to
- poverty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Except in the case of Mr. Garrick and a few others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick is certainly an exception. But, then, you must remember that
- he was a merchant before he became an actor, and his business habits never
- left him. I have heard it said that he got more out of his company for the
- salaries he paid than any theatre manager in Europe. But I did not come to
- you to talk about Mr. Garrick. I only meant to say that I know you are an
- observant girl. You do not merely glance at the surface of things, so I am
- sure that you will perceive much to respect in all the members of Mrs.
- Barlowe's family.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure they are eminently&mdash;respectable, mamma; and I am glad that
- you have chosen me to be your companion this evening. I like going among
- such people&mdash;it is useful.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stopped short in a way that should have aroused the suspicions of Mrs.
- Burney, but that lady was unsuspecting, she was only puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Useful?&rdquo; she said interrogatively.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had no mind to explain that she thought herself rather good at
- describing people of the Barlowe type, and was ready to submit herself to
- more experience of them in case she might be encouraged to write another
- novel. But she knew that she would have some difficulty in explaining this
- to her stepmother, who herself was an excellent type.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Useful&mdash;perhaps I should rather have said 'instructive,'&rdquo; she
- replied, after a little pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Instructive, yes; I am glad that you look at our visit so sensibly&mdash;I
- knew you would do so. Yes, you should learn much of the excellence of
- these people even in the short time that we shall be with them. And it is
- well that you should remember, my dear Fanny, that you are now quite old
- enough to have a house of your own to look after.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Fanny's turn to seem puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not quite see how&mdash;I mean why&mdash;why&mdash;that is, the
- connection&mdash;is there any connection between&mdash;&mdash;?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I mean to say is that if at some time a suitor for your hand should
- appear, belonging to a respectable mercantile family, you will know,
- without the need of any telling, that your chances of happiness with such
- a man are far greater than they would be were you to wed someone whose
- means of getting a living were solely the practice of some of the arts, as
- they are called&mdash;music or painting or the rest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt that, mamma,&rdquo; said Fanny demurely. She was beginning to
- think that her stepmother was a far better type than she had fancied.
- </p>
- <p>
- And her stepmother was beginning to think that she had never given Fanny
- credit for all the good sense she possessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The six o'clock tea-party in the Poultry was a function that Fanny
- Burney's quick pen only could describe as it deserved to be described. All
- the time that it was proceeding her fingers were itching to start on it.
- She could see Mr. Crisp smiling in that appreciative way that he had, as
- he read her smart sentences, every one of them with its little acid
- flavour, that remained on the palate of his memory. She was an artist in
- character drawing, and she was one of the first to perceive how excellent
- was the material for artistic treatment that might be found in the house
- of the English tradesman&mdash;the superior tradesman who aspired to be
- called a merchant. She neglected no opportunity of observing such houses;
- it was only when she was daily consorting with people of the highest rank
- that she became alarmed lest her descriptions should be accepted as proof
- that she was in the habit of meeting on terms of intimacy the types of
- English bourgeois which she had drawn.
- </p>
- <p>
- The ground-floor of Mr. Barlowe's house in the Poultry was given over to
- his business, which, as has already been mentioned, was that of a vendor
- of gold and silver lace. The walls carried shelves from floor to ceiling,
- and every shelf had its line of boxes enclosing samples of an abundant and
- valuable stock. The large room at the back was a sort of counting-house
- parlour, where Mr. Barlowe sat during the day with his son and an elderly
- clerk, ready for the customers, whose arrival was announced by the ringing
- of a spring.-bell. The scales for the weighing of the bullion and the
- worked gold and silver wire were suspended above, the broad counter in the
- shop, and from a hook between the shelves there hung a number of ruled
- forms with spaces for oz., dwt. and grs. On these were entered the
- particulars of the material supplied to the workmen who made up the lace
- as required. The upper part of the house was the home of the family, the
- spacious dining-room being in the front, its convex windows overhanging
- the busy thoroughfare. Opening off this apartment was an equally large
- drawingroom, and the furniture of both was of walnut made in the reign of
- Queen Anne, with an occasional piece of Dutch marqueterie of the heavier
- character favoured by the craftsmen of the previous sovereigns. The rooms
- themselves were panelled with oak and lighted by candles in brass sconces.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed to Fanny, on entering the diningroom, that every seat was
- occupied. But she soon saw that there were several vacant chairs. It was
- the imposing row of figures confronting her that made the room seem full,
- although only six persons were present besides young Mr. Barlowe and his
- parents, who met Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughter at the door. Fanny
- greeted Thomas at once, and she could see that his eyes were beaming, but
- with a rather more subdued light than shone in them on that night when he
- had pressed her hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was conscious, at the same time, of the approach of a big elderly
- gentleman, wearing a well-ordered wig, evidently newly curled, with a
- small lady clad in expensive and expansive black silk by his side. He was
- holding the tips of her fingers and they advanced in step as though they
- were starting to dance a minuet.
- </p>
- <p>
- They stood in front of her and her mother, while Thomas, moving to one
- side, said, making a low bow:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney, I have the honour to present to you my father, Mr. Barlowe,
- and my mother, Mrs. Barlowe. Mrs. Burney, madam, you are, I know, already
- acquainted with my parents.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The little lady curtsied and her husband made a fine shopkeeper's bow,
- first to Fanny, then to Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- The formality of the presentation was overwhelming to poor Fanny. She
- could feel herself blushing, and she certainly was more overcome than she
- had been when Count Orloff, the Russian, visited the house in St. Martin's
- Street and she gazed with awe upon the thumb that had, it was rumoured,
- pressed too rigidly the wind-pipe of the unfortunate Peter. All that she
- could do was to try to hide her confusion by the deepest of curtsies.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are sensible of the honour you have done us, madam,&rdquo; said Mr. Barlowe
- when he had recovered himself&mdash;he was addressing Fanny, ignoring for
- the moment the presence of Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Our son has spoken to us of you with great admiration, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said
- the little lady. &ldquo;But I protest that when I look at you I feel as King
- Solomon did when he saw the Queen of Sheba, the half has not been told.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, madam, you flatter me,&rdquo; said Fanny, trying to put some force into a
- voice that her shyness had rendered scarcely audible.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her stepmother, perceiving how she was suffering, hastened to greet in a
- much less formal way their host and hostess; but she had considerable
- difficulty in bringing them down to her level. It seemed that they had
- prepared some high phrases of welcome for their younger visitor only, and
- they had no mind that they should be wasted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My stepdaughter is of a retiring nature,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;She is quite
- unused to such ceremony as you honour her with. Well, Martha, how is the
- rheumatism?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>RS. BARLOWE did
- not seem half pleased to be brought down so from the high parallels of
- etiquette among which she had been soaring. But she had lost her place,
- and before she could recover herself, Fanny had slipped behind her
- stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ask me all about her rheumatism, madam, for 'tis me that knows more about
- it than her,&rdquo; said Mr. Barlowe, with a jerk of his thumb and a wink in the
- direction of his wife. The homely enquiry of Mrs. Burney had clearly
- forced him to throw off all ceremony and treat the visit of Miss Burney as
- an ordinary domestic incident.
- </p>
- <p>
- His wife would have none of this, however; she said in tones of stiff
- reproof:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Barlowe, you forget that the young lady has not been presented to
- Brother Jonathan or the Alderman. Thomas, it is for you to usher the lady
- into the presence of your uncles and aunts. Pray be not remiss, Thomas.
- There is no excuse for such an omission.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was only waiting until you had finished, ma'am,&rdquo; said Thomas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have finished,&rdquo; she replied, with a stiff nod. &ldquo;To be sure, 'twas my
- intention to express, in what I trust would be appropriate terms, our
- happiness in welcoming Miss Burney to our humble home; a few phrases of
- this sort were not thought out of place when I was young; but it appears
- that your father knows better what is <i>comme il faut</i> and <i>haut ton</i>
- than me. Bring the young lady forward, Thomas.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The younger Thomas looked dubiously from his mother to his father. He was
- uncommonly like an actor who had forgotten his part, Fanny thought&mdash;he
- had no initiative. Fanny herself was more at home than any of the
- household. While the young man hesitated, she walked up the room as if she
- meant to present herself to the six figures that sat in a row at the
- farther end.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas was beside her in a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, Miss Burney,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But I knew that mamma had at
- least two more welcomes for your ear, and I feared that she had forgot
- them. Do not you think that mamma speaks well? Perhaps it would be unjust
- to judge her by what she said&mdash;she only made a beginning. You will be
- delighted when you are going away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny felt that this prediction was certain to be realized.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, mamma's good-byes are as well worded as her greetings,&rdquo; he
- continued; &ldquo;a clergyman could scarcely better them; and I hope&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But now they were face to face with the six figures sitting in a row, and
- as his conversation was only designed as an accompaniment to the march of
- Fanny to this position, there was no reason to continue it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The figures were of two men and four ladies. The former were middle-aged
- and bore an expression of gravity that a judge might have envied. Their
- dress was sombre, but of the finest material possible to buy, and each of
- them was painfully conscious of being in unusual garments. Of course,
- Fanny saw in a moment that they were merchants wearing the garments in
- which they attended church.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of the four ladies, three were elderly and the fourth much younger. They
- wore their hair built up in a way that suggested that they desired to
- follow the fashion but had not the courage to complete the scheme with
- which they had started. The long and thin and highly-coloured feathers
- which crowned the stunted structures on their heads gave them the
- appearance of a picture of unfamiliar birds. Their dresses were extremely
- glossy and of an expensive material, but there was an eccentric note about
- all that made them seem not impressive as they should have been, but
- almost ludicrous. The youngest lady in the row showed unmistakable signs
- of being given to simpering. She had gone much further than the others of
- the party in the architecture of her hair, but that was possibly because
- the material at her command was more abundant. The dressing of her hair,
- however, was by no means in sympathy with the style of her garments, the
- latter being simple and indeed rather too girlish for the wearer, who
- looked between twenty-five and thirty.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was an extraordinary ordeal that confronted Miss Burney, for young Mr.
- Barlowe began presenting her to the group, starting from his left and
- working slowly to the last of the row on the right. There was she with the
- young man standing close to her, but sideways, doing the formalities of
- presenting her, while his father and mother stood behind to see that he
- omitted nothing. Mrs. Burney, a little way apart, was alternately smiling
- and frowning at the ceremonial. She could see, from observing the effect
- that the whole business was producing upon Fanny, that the Barlowes were
- defeating their own ends, assuming that they desired Fanny to become a
- member of their family. These absurd formalities were, Mrs. Burney knew,
- quite out of place in a private house. But what could she do to cut them
- short? She had made an attempt before, and it was received in anything but
- a friendly spirit by their hostess, so that she did not feel inclined to
- interfere again: the thing must run its course, she felt, reflecting upon
- it as though it were a malady. There was no means of curtailing it.
- </p>
- <p>
- And its course was a slow one for the unhappy victim.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney, I have the honour to present my aunt on my mother's side&mdash;Mrs.
- Alderman Kensit,&rdquo; droned Thomas, and the lady on the extreme left rose at
- the mention of her name and made a carefully prepared curtsey, while the
- sky-blue feather in her hair jerked awkwardly forward until the end almost
- touched her nose.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Proud to meet Miss Burney, I vow,&rdquo; said she as she rose; and anyone could
- see from the expression on her face that she was satisfied that she had
- gone far in proving her claim to be looked on as a lady of fashion. She
- had never said &ldquo;I vow&rdquo; before, and she knew that it had startled her
- relations. She felt that she could not help that. Miss Burney would
- understand that she was face to face with someone who had mingled with the
- best.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And this is Aunt Maria, father's sister, Mrs. Hutchings,&rdquo; came the voice
- of Thomas, and the second lady bobbed up with quivering feathers and made
- a well-practised curtsey. She did not trust herself to speak. Having heard
- her neighbour's &ldquo;I vow,&rdquo; she knew that she could not go farther. She would
- not compete with such an exponent of the mysteries of <i>haut ton</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And this is Alderman Kensit of the Common Council; he is my uncle on my
- mother's side&mdash;mother is a Kensit, you know,&rdquo; resumed Thomas. &ldquo;And
- this is Aunt Jelicoe. My mother's sister married Mr. Jelicoe, of Tooley
- Street. And this is my cousin, Miss Jelicoe. I am sure that you will like
- Miss Jelicoe, Miss Burney, she is so young.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The youngest lady of the group simpered with great shyness, concealing
- half her face with her fan and holding her head to one side, and then
- pretending to be terribly fluttered. Her curtsey was made in a flurry, and
- with a little exclamation of &ldquo;Oh, la!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Another uncle only remained to be presented; he turned out to be Mr.
- Jonathan Barlowe, and he was, Thomas whispered half audibly to Fanny, in
- trade in the Indies.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was all over, curtsies and bows and exclamations&mdash;echoes of the
- world of fashion and elsewhere&mdash;she had been presented to every
- member of the row and they had resumed their seats, while she hastened to
- the side of her stepmother, hot and breathless. She had never before been
- subjected to such an ordeal. She had gladly agreed to accompany her
- stepmother to this house, for she hoped thereby to increase her
- observation of a class of people who repaid her study of them; but she had
- no notion that she should have to vacate her place as an Observer and take
- up that of a Participator. She was to pay dearly for her experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was burning, her stepmother could see; and she believed that this was
- due to her mortification on noticing that the dress of the ladies was
- infinitely more expensive than hers. That would be enough to make any
- young woman with ordinary susceptibilities indignant, she felt; and she
- herself, having had an opportunity of giving some attention to the
- expensive silks&mdash;she could appraise their value to a penny&mdash;was
- conscious of some chagrin on this account. She was almost out of patience
- with her old friend, Martha Barlowe, for making all this parade. The
- foolish woman had done so, she knew, in order to impress Miss Burney and
- to give her to understand that she was becoming associated with no
- ordinary family. But Mrs. Burney had seen enough since she had left Lynn
- for London to know that Fanny would not be the least impressed except in
- the direction of boredom by such an excess of ceremony in the house of a
- tradesman. She had heard Fanny's comment upon the gorgeous chariot which
- Sir Joshua Reynolds had set up, and she could not doubt what Fanny's
- opinion would be regarding this simple tea to which she had consented to
- go at the Barlowes' house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had hurried to her side as soon as she had passed the row of uncles
- and aunts. She thought that the girl seemed overcome by the tedium of the
- formalities; but in a few minutes she saw that Fanny was on the verge of
- laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney could not say whether she would rather that her charge became
- moody or hilarious.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eight separate curtsies,&rdquo; murmured Fanny. &ldquo;If there are to be the same
- number going away we should begin at once.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney thought it better not to reprove her for her flippancy just at
- that moment. She condoned it with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only a minute were the Burneys left to themselves. Mr. Barlowe, the elder,
- walked solemnly up to them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Going on nicely, eh?&rdquo; he said in a confidential way to Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;Everything being done decently and in order, madam. There has been no
- cause of offence up to the present, though there are three persons in that
- row who are as ready to see an offence where none is meant as a bunch of
- flax to break into flame when a spark falls on it. The young lady is
- discreet; if she had spoken to any one of them and not to the others,
- there would have been a flare-up. The touchy ones belong to my wife's
- family. She was a Kensit, you know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made this explanation behind his hand and in a whisper; he saw that his
- wife and son had been in earnest consultation together over some vexed
- question, and now they were hovering about, waiting to catch his eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I spoke too soon,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Something has gone astray, and the blame
- will fall on me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They hovered still nearer, and when he caught his eye, Thomas, the
- younger, stepped up to his father, saying something in his ear. Mrs.
- Barlowe went on hovering a yard or two away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That would never do,&rdquo; said her husband, evidently in reply to some
- remonstrance offered by young Thomas. &ldquo;Never. The whole of the Kensits
- would take offence.&rdquo; Then he turned again to Mrs. Burney, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mrs. Burney, madam, my son has just reminded me that I have been remiss
- in doing my duty. It was left to me to present you to our relations at the
- head of the room, but I failed to do so, my mind being too full of the
- pretty curtsies of Miss. But I am ready to make amends now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney had observed a little twinkle in Fanny's eye; she had no
- notion of going through the ordeal to which Fanny had been subjected,
- though the spectacle would doubtless have diverted Fanny hugely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; she said quickly to the waiting gentleman, &ldquo;Nay, sir; you have
- forgotten that the presentation of a lady's daughter is equivalent to the
- presentation of the lady herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, is that so?&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Rest assured that it is,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;and an excellent rule it is. It
- saves a repetition of a formality that is now frequently omitted in the
- private houses of simple folk like ourselves. Lend me your arm, sir. I
- shall soon make myself at home with Martha's relations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not give him a chance of discussing the point with her; she saw
- that he was about to state his objections to the rule she had invented for
- her own saving, and she was already in advance of him in approaching the
- row of figures on the chairs against the wall. Fanny heard her greeting
- them in turn without any formality, and once again Thomas, the younger,
- was by her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- His mother was still hovering, glancing suspiciously, first at the young
- couple, and then at the hasty proceedings of her friend, Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was unlike father to make so grave an omission, Miss Burney,&rdquo; he said,
- apologetically.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope that no harm will come of it,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I am afraid that you
- found us very homely folk at our little house when you did us the honour
- of visiting us,&rdquo; she added.
- </p>
- <p>
- He waved his hand indulgently, smiling over her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am always ready to take my place in such a circle,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;though
- all the time I have a pretty full knowledge of the exchange of courtesies
- which should mark the introduction of a stranger. Oh, yes, I do not mind
- meeting some people as an equal, if they do not presume upon me
- afterwards. Your brother has gone back to sea, I hear?&rdquo; he added.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, we shall not see him again for two years,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Did he
- presume upon you, sir? If so, I will take it upon me to offer you a humble
- apology.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was considering if it might be possible that he was himself mistaken in
- regard to the ear-trumpet,&rdquo; said Thomas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet? What of that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lieutenant Burney told me that it was a newly invented musical
- instrument, blown by the ear instead of the mouth. It was not until I had
- spoken of it to my father that I learned that the instrument was an
- ear-trumpet used by the deaf. I had never seen one before. I wonder if
- your brother intentionally deceived me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My brother is an officer in His Majesty's Fleet, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does that mean, miss?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It means that he would resent an accusation of falsehood, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not misunderstand me; I would shrink from accusing him of any
- conduct unworthy of an officer and a gentleman. But I was certainly
- deceived in fancying that the ear-trumpet was a musical instrument.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny made no reply. Her attention was directed to the entrance of two
- servants, one bearing a large urn, the other a dish on which lay an
- immense ham.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope you have an appetite, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said young Thomas. &ldquo;If so, you
- will be able to stay it at that table, I'll warrant. Tea and cake may be
- well enough for such as dine at four, but for us, who are three hours
- earlier, something more substantial is needed. You will find that there is
- no stint in this house.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had an idea that the young man meant to suggest that she would find
- the tea-table at the Poultry to make a striking contrast to that of St.
- Martin's Street; and she was not mistaken.
- </p>
- <p>
- Neither was he. A greater contrast could scarcely be imagined. When Fanny
- was formally conducted to a seat at the table by the side of young Mr.
- Barlowe, she found herself confronting such a variety of eatables as was
- absolutely bewildering. The first glance that she had at the dishes had a
- stunning effect upon her. Her impression was one of repletion; she felt
- that that glance was by itself equivalent to a hearty meal&mdash;a heavy
- meal. She felt inclined to turn her head away.
- </p>
- <p>
- But a moment afterwards she became alert. Here was food&mdash;ample food
- for an amusing letter to Mr. Crisp, and, later, for a chapter in a
- possible novel. She would let nothing escape her notice.
- </p>
- <p>
- She settled down to observe everything; and her stepmother, sitting
- opposite to her, knew from the twinkle in her eyes, that Thomas's suit was
- hopeless. She had heard that music is the food of love. She was not sure
- of this; but she was convinced that butcher's meat was not. That was where
- she saw that Thomas had made his mistake. He had placed too much
- dependence upon that great ham. He carved that ham with all the solemnity
- that should accompany such a rite, not knowing that he was slicing away
- all his chances of commending himself to Fanny.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER XXIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was an
- interesting experience for Miss Burney, the writer of novels and the
- writer of letters. She had never sat down with such a company. They all
- had their table peculiarities. One uncle took ale for his tea, and drained
- a tankard before eating anything. The other claimed a particular cup on
- account of its capacity, and he held it to his mouth with one hand, while
- he passed a second down the table to Miss Burney, only spilling a spoonful
- or two in effecting the transit. One of the aunts refused to eat anything
- except cake, explaining, in order to relieve the anxiety of the company,
- the details of an acute attack of spleen from which she had recently
- suffered. The spleen and its humours formed the subject of a fitful
- conversation at her end of the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- But it was plain that everyone understood that the company had not come to
- the table for conversation, but for food. They did not converse, but that
- was not the same as saying the room was silent. There was a constant
- clanging of cups, a constant clatter of platters, a loud and insistent
- demand on the part of Thomas, the elder, and Thomas, the younger, for
- their guests to say what they would like to eat. This was followed by the
- handing of plates up and down the table, the sound of steel knives being
- sharpened, and the jingle of spoons in saucers. The Alderman, who was, of
- course, an authority on the etiquette of banquets, was formulating an
- elaborate explanation of the mistake that had been made in the service of
- the cold sirloin in advance of the venison pasty; and all the time his
- neighbour was striking the haft of his knife upon the table with a request
- for someone to pass him the pickles.
- </p>
- <p>
- All the ceremonial veneer had plainly left the company the moment they
- seated themselves, and they addressed themselves to the business of
- feeding. They had healthy appetites&mdash;even the lady who had had a
- recent attack of the spleen. She would eat nothing but cake, but she did
- eat cake with confidence. There was no sort of cake that she did not try,
- and her cup was kept in constant circulation from the tea-maker to herself&mdash;four
- times she had it refilled, Fanny could not help noticing, and she wondered
- what effect such a diet would have upon her capricious spleen. Fanny had
- an inward hint or two that she had observed quite enough of the party to
- serve her purpose, and she began to count the moments until she might be
- able to steal away without offending the susceptibilities of her
- over-hospitable host and hostess. She hoped that her stepmother would
- listen to her plea of weariness and take her back to St. Martin's Street&mdash;to
- the music of St. Martin's Street&mdash;to the quiet of St. Martin's
- Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- The most solid hour of her life had, however, to elapse before her
- fellow-guests pushed their plates (empty) away from them, and Mrs. Barlowe
- said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid you have made a poor tea, Miss Burney; but if you cannot be
- persuaded to have a slice of ham&mdash;my son's ham, I call it, for 'tis
- he who picks it out of the curer's stock whenever we have a party&mdash;if
- you still refuse it, we might go to the drawing-room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was on her feet in an instant. But not sooner than Alderman Kensit.
- That gentleman, rapping with the haft of his knife on the table, stood
- with a sheaf of notes in his hand and clearing his throat with great
- deliberation, started upon a speech in eulogy of Mr. Barlowe's merits as a
- host and as a merchant, and droned away for a good half-hour in praise of
- the virtue of hospitality, his text being on the possibility of
- entertaining angels unawares. Of course, it was only natural that, having
- got upon this track and with the word &ldquo;angels&rdquo; in his mind, he should go
- on to say that it was quite possible for a hospitably-inclined person to
- entertain an angel and be fully cognizant of the fact, and so forth: in a
- speech of well-worn platitudes such a suggestion seemed inevitable; and
- all eyes were directed to poor Fanny when it seemed impending. It was a
- great disappointment to everybody&mdash;except Fanny and her stepmother&mdash;when
- the orator skipped the expected phrases, and went on to describe a
- business visit which he had once made to Spain, apropos of nothing in
- particular. His account of this feat was familiar to all his relations,
- but they listened to him without a murmur, only wondering when he would
- come to the angel and Miss Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- He never came to the angel and Miss Burney, for it so happened that he had
- turned over two pages of his notes when he should have only turned over
- one. The omitted platitude was on the first, and he failed to notice the
- absence of a platitudinal sequence in the heads of his discourse which he
- had jotted down during the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had seated himself, Mr. Barlowe, the elder, got upon his feet, but
- he had no notes, and not being a member of the Common Council, he was not
- a past-master of commonplaces. He was only dull for about five minutes
- instead of half an hour. He had risen with a view to repair his relative's
- omission of that obvious point about entertaining an angel by appointment
- in the shape of Miss Burney, but he lost himself before he managed to
- deliver it; it swam out of his ken with several other points the moment he
- got upon his legs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fully recognizing how narrow was the escape she had had, Fanny was
- resolved not to run any further chances. She was looking imploringly
- toward Mrs. Burney, trying to catch that lady's eye, but without success,
- and she was about to walk round the table to her side and to beg her to
- come away, when Mrs. Barlowe moved up to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;I am afraid you did not get anything you liked
- at the table: I saw that you scarce ate more than a morsel of cake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I assure you, madam, I had enough,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Your cake was so tasty I
- had no mind to go away from it in search of other delicacies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad you liked it. I made it with my own hands,&rdquo; said the hostess.
- &ldquo;That cake was ever a favourite with Mr. Barlowe and my son. It pleases me
- to know that you and my son have tastes in common. He is a good son, is
- Thomas, though I say it that shouldn't; and he is making his way to the
- front by treading in his father's footsteps. Mr. Barlowe is not a Common
- Councilman, but his father, Thomas's grandfather, was for a year
- Deputy-Master of the Wyre Drawers' Company&mdash;his certificate still
- hangs on the wall of the drawing-room. You must see it. Thomas, you will
- show Miss Burney your grandfather's certificate as Deputy-Master.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like very much to see it,&rdquo; said Fanny quickly, &ldquo;but I fear that
- mamma will wish me to accompany her home at once. My sisters are alone
- to-night and they will feel lonely: we promised to return early.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will get Mrs. Burney's permission for you&mdash;so good an opportunity
- should not be thrown away,&rdquo; said Mrs. Barlowe, giving the latter part of
- her sentence an unmistakable inflection as she looked toward her son and
- smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had gone round the table before Fanny could think of another excuse
- for evading the visit to the drawing-room in the company of Mr. Barlowe,
- the younger.
- </p>
- <p>
- And Mr. Barlowe, the younger, was still by her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Doesn't Uncle Kensit make a fine speech?&rdquo; he inquired. &ldquo;He is always
- ready. I have heard it said that he speaks longer than any Alderman in the
- Council.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can quite believe it,&rdquo; replied Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tis a wonderful gift,&rdquo; said he&mdash;&ldquo;to be always ready to say what one
- is expected to say. Though I did think that when he referred to the angels
- he meant to&mdash;to&mdash;go farther&mdash;I mean nearer-nearer home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas might himself have gone farther had his mother not returned at that
- moment from her diplomatic errand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have prevailed upon Mrs. Burney to let you stay to see the
- certificate,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Thomas, you will conduct Miss Burney to the
- drawing-room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that mamma would wish to see the certificate also,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;I will ask her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no need, Miss Burney: we shall all join you later,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Barlowe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Poor Fanny saw that there was no use trying to evade the attentions of
- Thomas, and as she walked toward the folding doors by his side she was
- conscious of a silence in the room and of all eyes being turned upon her&mdash;smiles&mdash;such
- knowing smiles&mdash;and a smirk from the young lady. Fanny was aware of
- all, and what she was too short-sighted to see she was able to imagine.
- She was burning at the thought of all those people gazing at her in
- silence. It was the most trying moment of her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- She passed through the door which Thomas opened for her and closed behind
- her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad to have this opportunity, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said he, when they were
- alone in the big half-lighted room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must hold your grandfather's certificate in high esteem, sir,&rdquo; said
- she. &ldquo;I suppose so high a place as he reached is but rarely attained by
- mortals. You will have to guide me to the document: I have very poor
- eyesight, as you must have noticed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a great drawback,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But we will not talk about
- grandfather's certificate just yet, if you please: I have something to say
- to you that will, I hope, interest you even more than that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You surprise me, sir,&rdquo; said Fanny icily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I hope that you know me well enough not to be surprised by all that
- I have to reveal to you now that the opportunity has been given to me.
- Have you no inkling of what I am about to say, Miss Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not the least, sir. I expected only to see that relic of your
- grandfather's honourable career.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, after meeting Uncle Kensit and Aunt Jelicoe, you do not feel
- interested in their families?&rdquo; said he, in a tone of genuine surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny looked at him before she spoke, and there certainly was more than a
- note of casual interest in her voice as she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Their families? Oh, I should like above all things to hear about their
- families.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that you would,&rdquo; said he, apparently much relieved. (She wondered
- if the relief that she felt was as apparent as his.) &ldquo;Yes, I felt certain
- that you would welcome this opportunity of learning something about the
- Kensits and the Jelicoes. They are remarkable people, as you cannot have
- failed to perceive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a pause&mdash;-a pause that somehow had an interrogative tendency.
- She felt that he meant it to be filled up by her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are remarkable people&mdash;very remarkable,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are very fortunate in all our relations, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said he with
- great solemnity. &ldquo;But, of course, Uncle Kensit stands high above them all
- in force of character. A great man indeed is Alderman Kensit&mdash;a
- member of the Haberdashers' and Grocers' Companies as well as the City
- Council, and yet quite ready to meet ordinary persons as fellow-men. He
- had heard the name of your friend, Sir Joshua Reynolds, though not the
- name of Dr. Burney, and he was kind enough to say that he would have no
- objection in the world to meet either of these gentlemen. That shows you
- what sort of man he is&mdash;his fine, simple nature. 'If Dr. Burney or
- Sir Joshua Reynolds were duly presented to me, I should feel it my duty to
- be civil to him '&mdash;those were his exact words.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Once more there was an interrogative pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps they may be fortunate enough to meet him some day,&rdquo; was all Fanny
- could trust herself to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would not say so much to them&mdash;he is very busy just now,&rdquo; said
- Thomas hastily. &ldquo;It would have to be arranged with care and thought&mdash;I
- would not like them to be disappointed. But if it would please you, I
- daresay a meeting could be brought about; meantime, I would not raise up
- any false hopes on the matter, if I were you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may depend on my preserving the strictest secrecy, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; said
- Fanny. &ldquo;I should think that I might even discipline myself to forget that
- such a person as Alderman Kensit existed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That would perhaps be the safest course to pursue,&rdquo; said he thoughtfully,
- and with an air of prudence that made him for the moment the subject of a
- description after Fanny's own heart. She felt that she could fool this
- young man as easily as her brother had fooled him. Surely he was made to
- be fooled, with his solemn airs and his incapacity to distinguish what is
- worthy from what is pompous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;Dr. Burney has had it intimated to him since the
- publication of his 'History' that the King was desirous of talking to him
- at Windsor, and I know that Sir Joshua is being visited daily by the
- Duchess of Devonshire and the Duchess of Ancaster, and it would be a great
- pity if my father were forced to write excusing himself to His Majesty on
- account of having to meet Alderman&mdash;Alderman&mdash;I protest that I
- have already forgotten the gentleman's name&mdash;nay, do not tell it to
- me; I might be tempted to boast of having met him, and if I did so in Sir
- Joshua's presence, his beautiful Duchesses would be forlorn when they
- found that he had hurried away on the chance of meeting the Alderman. And
- now, sir, I think that I shall return to Mrs. Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I have not told you half of what I can tell about our family,&rdquo; he
- cried. &ldquo;I have said nothing about my aunts&mdash;I have four aunts and
- eleven cousins. You would surely like to hear of my cousins. They do not
- all live in London. I have three as far away as Lewes; their name is
- Johnson. My mother's youngest sister married a Johnson, as you may have
- heard. I believe that some objection was raised to the match at first, but
- it turned out quite satisfactory.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is pleasant to know that; and so, sir, as we have come to this point,
- don't you think that we had better adjourn our conference?&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;It would be doing the Johnson family a grave injustice were you to
- attempt to describe their virtues within the time that is left to us, and
- that would be the greatest catastrophe of all. Besides, I came hither all
- unprepared for these revelations. If you had hinted at what was in store
- for me I would, of course, have disciplined myself&mdash;forewarned is
- forearmed, you know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Burney had received many a lesson from Mr. Garrick, from the days
- when he had come to entertain her in the nursery, in the art of fooling,
- and she was now quite capable of holding her own when she found herself in
- the presence of so foolable a person as this egregious young man. But the
- game was apt to become wearisome at the close of an evening when she had
- suffered much, and when the subject of her raillery had shown himself to
- be incapable even of suspecting her of practising on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But there is Aunt Jelicoe; I should like to tell you something of Aunt
- Jelicoe,&rdquo; pleaded Thomas. &ldquo;Without any of the advantages of her parents,
- Aunt Jelicoe&mdash;and&mdash;oh, I have something more to say to you&mdash;not
- about them&mdash;about ourselves&mdash;you and me&mdash;I was nearly
- forgetting&mdash;you will stay&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One cannot remember everything, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; said Fanny, with her hand
- on the knob of the door. &ldquo;You have done very well, I think, in remembering
- so much as you have told me. As for ourselves&mdash;you have quite
- convinced me of my own insignificance&mdash;and yours also, sir. You would
- be doing us a grave injustice were you to speak of us so soon after your
- estimable relations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps you are right,&rdquo; said he, after a few moments of frowning thought.
- &ldquo;Yes. I see now that it might have been wiser if I had begun with
- ourselves and then&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had turned the handle. She re-entered the dining-room, and the
- moment that she appeared silence fell upon the company, and once again she
- was conscious of many eyes gazing at her and of horrid smiles and a smirk.
- That was another ordeal for the shy little Miss Burney&mdash;it was an
- evening of ordeals.
- </p>
- <p>
- She walked straight across the room to her stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am ready to go away now,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;We have never stayed at any house
- so long when we only came for tea. I am tired to death.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She took care, of course, that Mrs. Burney only should hear her; and Mrs.
- Burney, being well aware that Fanny was not one to complain unless with
- ample cause, charitably interposed between her and Mrs. Barlowe, whom she
- saw bearing down upon her from the other side of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fanny and I will say our good-night to you now, my dear Martha,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;You have treated us far too kindly. That must be our excuse for
- staying so long. When people drop in to tea they do not, as a rule, stop
- longer than an hour, as you know. But you overwhelmed us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was hoping&mdash;&rdquo; began Mrs. Barlowe, trying to get on to Fanny, but
- by the adroitness of Mrs. Burney, not succeeding. &ldquo;I was hoping&mdash;you
- know what I was hoping&mdash;we were all hoping&mdash;expecting&mdash;they
- were in the drawing-room long enough.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney gave her a confidential look, which she seemed to interpret
- easily enough. She replied by a confidential nod&mdash;the nod of one who
- understands a signal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mum it shall be, then,&rdquo; she whispered. &ldquo;Not a word will come from me,
- simply good-night; but we could all have wished&mdash;never mind, Thomas
- will tell us all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney allowed her to pass on to Fanny, having obtained her promise
- not to bother the girl&mdash;that was how Mrs. Burney framed the promise
- in her own mind&mdash;and Mrs. Barlowe kept faith with her, and even
- persuaded Alderman Kensit, who was approaching them slowly with a sheaf of
- notes in his hand, to defer their delivery in the form of a speech until
- the young woman had gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- And thus the visitors from St. Martin's Street were able to escape going
- through the formality of taking leave of all the party. They shook hands
- only with their host and hostess and their son, curtseying very politely
- to the company of relations.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are warm-hearted people, but their weakness for ceremony and the
- like is foolish enough,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney to Fanny, when they were safe
- within the hackney carriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, indeed, there is no harm in any of them,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;They may be a
- little foolish in thinking that the Poultry is St. James's Palace or
- Buckingham House. The only one among them who is an arrant fool is the
- son. You saw how his mother made it up that he should lead me into the
- other room?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was maladroitly done indeed. What had he to say to you when he got you
- there, I wonder?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He had nothing to say to me except that his uncles were second in all the
- virtues and all the talents to no man in town, and that his aunts and
- cousins&mdash;but he did not get so far in his praise of his aunts and
- cousins; I fled. Oh, did you see him cut slices off the ham?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed quite pleasantly, with a consciousness of having at her
- command the material on which to found a scene that would set her sisters
- shrieking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, if Mr. Garrick had but seen him carve that ham!&rdquo; she cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wish that Mr. Garrick would give all his attention to his own affairs
- and leave us to manage ours in our own way,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What? Why, what had Mr. Garrick to do with our visit to&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas Mr. Garrick who continued his fooling of Mr. Kendal, sending him
- all over the town trying to make matches. He believes that he is under a
- debt of gratitude to Mr. Garrick and your father for the happiness he
- enjoys with his bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he suggested that a match might be made between someone in St.
- Martins Street and someone in the Poultry? But how does Mr. Kendal come to
- be acquainted with the Barlowes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His wife was a Johnson before she married her first husband, and the
- Johnsons are closely connected with the Barlowes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Young Mr. Barlowe was just coming to the family history of the Johnsons
- when I interrupted him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was he coming to any other matter that concerned you more closely, think
- you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed again, only much longer this time than before. She had to
- wipe her eyes before she could answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear mamma,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;you would laugh as heartily if you had seen him
- when he suddenly recollected that in his eagerness to make me acquainted
- with the glories of the Kensits and the abilities of the Johnsons, he had
- neglected the object of his excursion to that room with my poor self,
- until it was too late.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I doubt it,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I do not laugh at incidents of that sort.
- I lose patience when I hear of a young man neglecting his chances when
- they are offered to him. But had he ever a chance with you, Fanny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not the remotest, dear mamma. If he had remembered to speak in time, and
- if he had spoken with all the eloquence of his admirable uncle, the
- Alderman, he would not have succeeded. If Thomas Barlowe were the last man
- in the world I should e'en die an old maid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a foolish thing for you to say. You may die an old maid for that.
- But indeed when I saw young Mr. Barlowe in his home, I perceived that he
- was not for you. I could not see you a member of that family, worthy
- though they may be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think if a girl loves a young man with all her heart she will agree to
- marry him, however worthy may be his family,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;But I am not
- that girl, and young Mr. Barlowe is not that man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I daresay that is how you feel,&rdquo; said the elder lady. &ldquo;But you must not
- forget, Fanny, that you are no longer a girl; it is quite time that you
- had a house of your own.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true, dear mamma, but for the present I am happy in living in
- your house, and I ask for nothing better than to be allowed to stay in
- your service.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is all very well, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, do not introduce that 'but'&mdash;life would be thoroughly happy if
- it were not for its 'buts.' Here we are in Leicester Fields. I feel as if
- I should like a roast apple for supper, to put a pleasant taste in my
- mouth at the close of the longest day I can remember.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They entered the parlour on the ground floor, and found Lottie and Susy
- roasting apples on the hearth, while Dr. Burney sat in his chair reading.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not expect you back so soon,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney to her husband.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not mean to return for another hour,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;but Sir Joshua left
- early and brought me with him in his coach. He cut his evening short in
- order to get back to a book which he affirms is the best he has read since
- Fielding.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would have to be a good book to take the attention of Sir Joshua,&rdquo;
- said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;Did you hear what was its name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is called 'Evelina,' I believe,&rdquo; replied Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A novel, of course. I remember hearing the name some time ago,&rdquo; said his
- wife. &ldquo;'Evelina'; yes, it has a familiar sound. I cannot recollect at this
- moment who it was that mentioned it to me. I believe I told you of it at
- the time, Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not remember your telling me that anyone had mentioned it to you;
- but I am nearly sure that that was the name of the novel advertised in the
- <i>Chronicle</i>&mdash;you read out all about it after breakfast one
- morning,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are quite right&mdash;that was how I got the name in my mind. Now you
- can have your roasted apple, child. But if you are hungry you have only
- yourself to thank for it. Don't bend so over the fire, Susy; your face is
- frightfully fed&mdash;so, for that matter, is Lottie's. No, thanks, you
- need not roast one for me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>OME weeks had
- passed since Cousin Edward had brought his exhilarating news that the book
- was being asked for at the libraries, and during this interval, Fanny had
- heard nothing of its progress. She had applied in the name of Mr. Grafton
- for a copy to be addressed to the Orange Coffee House, but Mr. Lowndes had
- paid no attention to her request, Edward found out on going to the Coffee
- House, so it seemed plain to Fanny that the book was not making the stir
- in the world that her cousin's report from the libraries had attributed to
- it. But here was a distinct proof that it had at last reached their own
- circle, and somehow Fanny and her sisters felt that this meant fame.
- Somehow they had come to think of the readers of the book as being very
- remote from them&mdash;people whom they were never likely to meet; they
- had never thought of the possibility of its being named under their own
- roof by anyone not in the secret of its authorship. But now the strange
- thing had come to pass: it was not only named by their father, but named
- with the most extraordinary recommendation that it could receive!
- </p>
- <p>
- What! Sir Joshua was not only reading it, but he had curtailed his stay at
- the club in order to get home to continue it! Sir Joshua had actually been
- content to forsake the society of his brilliant friends, every one of them
- more or less notable in the world, in order that he might read the story
- which Fanny Burney had written all out of her own head!
- </p>
- <p>
- The idea was simply astounding to the girls and to Fanny herself as well.
- It meant fame, they were assured, and they were right. It took such a hold
- upon Susy and Lottie as prevented them from giving any attention to
- Fanny's amusing account of the evening at the Barlowes'; and the fun she
- made&mdash;modelled on Mr. Garrick's best nursery style&mdash;of the
- Alderman and Mrs. Alderman, with the speeches of the one and the St.
- Giles's curtsies of the other, went for quite as little as did her
- imitation of the bobbing of the crown feathers of the aunts and the
- rustling of their dresses, the material of which was too expensive to be
- manageable: the thick silk was, Fanny said, like a valuable horse,
- impatient of control. She showed how it stood round them in massive folds
- when they curtsied, refusing to respond to the many kicks they dealt it to
- keep it in its place.
- </p>
- <p>
- From the recalcitrant silks&mdash;with illustrations&mdash;Fanny had gone
- to the slicing of the ham, the hacking at the great sirloin, the clatter
- of the teacups, and the never-ending passing of plates and pickles, of
- mustard and pepper and salt&mdash;the things were moving round the table
- as the planets were shown circling round the sun in the clever invention
- called the Orrery, after one of the titles of the Earl of Cork&mdash;only
- the noise made by the perpetual handing on of the things did not suggest
- the music of the spheres, Fanny said.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her descriptions, bright though they were and full of apt metaphors, went
- for nothing. Her sisters were too full of that wonderful thing which had
- happened&mdash;the great Sir Joshua Reynolds, President of the Royal
- Academy, the painter of all the most beautiful duchesses that were in the
- world, to say nothing of beautiful ladies of less exalted rank&mdash;this
- great man, who was so busy conferring immortality upon duchesses that he
- was compelled to keep in his painting-room on Sundays as well as every
- other day, and who had never been known to suspend his work except upon
- the occasion of the death of his dear friend Dr. Goldsmith&mdash;this man
- was actually at that very moment sitting in his arm-chair eagerly reading
- the words which their sister Fanny had written!
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought was too wonderful for them. The effect that it had on them was
- to make them feel that they had two sisters in Fanny, the one a pleasant,
- homely, hem-stitching girl, who could dance the Nancy Dawson jig for them
- and take off all the people whom she met and thought worth taking off; the
- other a grave authoress, capable of writing books that great men forsook
- the society of other great men to read!
- </p>
- <p>
- They looked on her now with something of awe in their eyes, and it was
- this lens of awe which, while magnifying her work as a writer where it
- came into their focus, made them fail to appreciate her fun, for they saw
- it, as it were, through the edges of the lens and not through the centre.
- </p>
- <p>
- She quickly perceived the lack of sympathy of her audience.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is the matter with you both to-night?&rdquo; she cried&mdash;they were now
- upstairs in her room, and she knew that at the same moment Mrs. Burney was
- giving her husband an account of the party. &ldquo;What is the matter with you
- both? Has anything happened when I was away to put you out? Why don't you
- laugh as usual? I am sure I never told you anything half so funny as this,
- and I was thinking all the way coming home that it would make you roar,
- and now you sit gravely looking at me and not taking in half I say. Pray,
- what is the matter?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing is the matter, dear,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Nothing&mdash;only I can't
- help thinking that Sir Joshua is at this moment sitting eagerly reading
- the book that you wrote&mdash;you, sister Fanny, that no one who comes to
- us notices particularly. I can hardly bring myself to believe that there
- is only one Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny looked at her strangely for some moments, and then said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not blame you, dear; for I am myself of the same way of thinking: I
- cannot realize what the padre told us. I cannot think of myself as the
- Fanny Burney whose book is keeping Sir Joshua out of his bed. That is why
- I kept on harping like a fool on the single string of that odious party. I
- feel that I must keep on talking, lest my poor brain should give way when
- I sit down to think if I am really Fanny Burney, who was ever happiest
- sitting unnoticed in a corner when people came to this house, or laughing
- with you all up here. I cannot think how it would be possible for me to
- write a book that could be read by such as Sir Joshua.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better think nothing more about it,&rdquo; said Susy, who fancied she saw a
- strange look in Fanny's eyes. &ldquo;What's the good of brooding over the
- matter? There's nothing strange about Sir Joshua's reading the book: I
- read it and I told you that it was so lovely everybody would want to read
- it. Besides, Sir Joshua may only have mentioned it for want of a better
- excuse to leave the club early; so you may not be so famous after all,
- Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy's well-meant attempt to restore her threatened equilibrium was too
- much for Fanny. But there was a considerable interval before her laughter
- came. She put an arm about Susy, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have spoken the truth, my dear sister. I have no right to give myself
- airs until we find out exactly how we stand. But if Fanny Burney, the
- dunce, should find out to-morrow that Sir Joshua has not really been kept
- out of his bed in order to read 'Evelina' by Fanny Burney, the writer, the
- first Fanny will feel dreadfully mortified.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One thing I can promise you,&rdquo; said Susy, &ldquo;and this is that Susannah
- Burney will not be kept out of her bed any longer talking to Fanny Burney
- about Fanny Burney's novel, whether Fanny Burney be mortified or not. We
- shall know all about the matter when we go to the Reynolds's to-morrow. In
- the meantime, I hope to have some hours of sleep, though I daresay that
- Fanny Burney will lie awake as a proper authoress should do, thinking over
- the exciting party in the Poultry and wondering how she will work in a
- description of it in her next novel. Good-night, and pleasant dreams! Come
- along, Lottie.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And Fanny Burney did just what her sister had predicted she would do. She
- recalled some of the incidents of the tea-party in the Poultry, having
- before her, not as she had in the hackney coach, the possibility of
- describing them in a letter to Mr. Crisp, but of introducing them into a
- new book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before she slept she had made up her mind to begin a new book; for she now
- found it comparatively easy to believe that Sir Joshua was reading
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; with great interest. At any rate, she would hear the next day
- when she should go to the Reynolds's, whether Sir Joshua had read it, or
- whether he had only made it an excuse for getting home early in the night,
- so that he might arise early and refreshed to resume his painting of the
- duchesses.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the next evening, when, with her sisters and their stepmother she
- tripped along the hundred yards or so of Leicester Fields that lay between
- their house and that of Sir Joshua Reynolds, all thoughts of the book
- which she had written and of the book which she meant to write, vanished
- the moment that she was close enough to Sir Joshua's to hear, with any
- measure of clearness, the nature of the singing, the sound of which fell
- gently upon her ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh!&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, stopping a few feet from the door. &ldquo;H'sh! some
- one is singing. I did not know that it was to be a musical party.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is Signor Rauzzini,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;I would know his voice anywhere. We
- are lucky. There is no one who can sing like Signor Rauzzini.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We should have come earlier,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;But when Miss Reynolds
- asked us she did not say a word about Rauzzini. And now we cannot ring the
- bell, lest we should interrupt his song.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stood there with the three girls, under the lighted windows of the
- house, listening to the silvery notes of the young Roman that floated over
- their heads, as if an angel were hovering there, filling their ears with
- celestial music. (The simile was Susy's.) The music sounded celestial to
- the ears of at least another of the group besides Susy; and that one
- thought:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How can anyone trouble oneself with such insignificant matters as the
- writing of books or the reading of books, when such a voice as that is
- within hearing?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, all at once, she was conscious of the merging of the two Fanny
- Burneys into one, and of the existence of a new Fanny Burney altogether&mdash;the
- Fanny Burney who was beloved by the celestial singer, and this was
- certainly the most wonderful of the three.
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought thrilled her, and she knew that with it the truth of life had
- come to her: there was nothing worth anything in the world save only
- loving and being loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- And this truth remained with her when the song had come to an end, soaring
- to a high note and dwelling on it for an enraptured space and then dying
- away, so gradually that a listener scarcely knew when it had ceased.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny's imagination enabled her to hear, at the close, the drawing-in of
- the breath of the people in the room where the song had been sung: she
- knew that up to this point they had been listening breathlessly to every
- note. She could hear the same soft inspiration&mdash;it sounded like a
- sigh&mdash;by her sisters and their stepmother. A dozen wayfarers through
- Leicester Fields had been attracted to-the house by the sound of the
- singing, and now stood timidly about the doorway. They also had been
- breathless. One woman murmured &ldquo;Beautiful!&rdquo; Fanny could understand how the
- word had sprung to her lips, but what could the man mean, who, almost at
- the same moment, said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, my God! how could I have been so great a fool?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She was startled, and glanced at him. He was a young man, shabbily
- dressed, and on his face there were signs of dissipation. He was
- unconscious of her glance for some moments, then with a slight start he
- seemed to recover himself. He took off his hat with a respectful bow, and
- then hurried away. But Fanny saw him turn when he had gone about a dozen
- yards into the roadway, and take off his hat once more, with his eyes
- looking up to the lighted windows of the house. He was saluting the singer
- whom he had not seen, and to Fanny the act, following the words which he
- had unwittingly uttered, was infinitely pathetic.
- </p>
- <p>
- It appeared that Mrs. Burney herself received the same impression. Fanny
- was surprised to hear her say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor fellow! he was once a gentleman!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they entered Sir Joshua's house and were shown upstairs to the great
- painting-room, where Sir Joshua and his sister Frances were receiving
- their guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was quite a small party&mdash;not more than a score of people
- altogether, and all seemed to be acquainted with one another. Fanny knew
- several of them; one girl, however, she had never seen before, but she
- knew who she was in a moment. She was standing at one end of the room
- chatting to Mrs. Sheridan, and on the wall just above her there hung the
- picture of a girl in oriental costume and wearing a turban. Fanny Burney
- had often looked at it in admiration, and Sir Joshua had encouraged her,
- affirming that it was the best picture he had ever painted and that it
- would remain in his painting-room until the day of his death. She looked
- at it now with renewed interest, for the original was the girl standing
- beneath it&mdash;the beautiful Miss Homeck whom Oliver Goldsmith had
- called the Jessamy Bride. Several years had passed since Sir Joshua had
- painted that portrait, from which Miss Burney had recognized the original;
- and fifty years later another lady recognized the same face, still
- beautiful in old age, from having seen merely a print of the same picture.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Fanny turned her eyes from the portrait it was to admire the features
- of Mrs. Sheridan. Mrs. Sheridan was gazing somewhat pensively at the
- picture of St. Cecilia which was hanging a little way from that of Miss
- Horneck, and Fanny was near enough to her to perceive how her expression
- grew into that of the face in the picture. At first sight, it did not
- appear to Fanny that the two faces were the same, and it seemed as if Mrs.
- Sheridan perceived this, and determined to vindicate Sir Joshua's skill by
- assuming the pose of the picture. But Miss Burney knew that the beautiful
- lady had done it unconsciously&mdash;that it was simply because she was
- recalling the days when she had sat for the painter, and had obeyed his
- injunction to lose herself among the simple chords of the aria that was
- sacred to her since her sister died with the strain upon her lips&mdash;&ldquo;I
- know that my Redeemer liveth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny gazed at the exquisite face, illuminated with what seemed to her to
- be a divine light, and for the first time she knew something of what it
- was to be a great painter. After &ldquo;St. Cecilia&rdquo; the other portraits on the
- walls seemed paltry. There was no divine light in the faces of the
- duchesses. There was life in them; they breathed and smiled and posed and
- looked gracious, but looking at them one remained on earth and among
- mortals. But St. Cecilia carried one into the glorious company of the
- immortals. &ldquo;She drew an angel down,&rdquo; was the line that flashed through
- Miss Burney's mind at that moment. An angel? A whole celestial company.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU are looking at
- her&mdash;I, too, have been looking at her; she is divine,&rdquo; came a voice
- beside her. She did not need to turn to see the speaker. She had been
- longing for the sound of his voice for many days. She had not even a
- chance of hearing him sing before this evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is St. Cecilia herself,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;You have seen Sir Joshua's
- picture?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My countryman, Piozzi, pointed it out to me,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I was
- enraptured with the picture. But when the living St. Cecilia entered the
- room and I heard her story, I felt ready to throw myself at her feet and
- implore her as the guardian of poor singers to take me to her care. Her
- face has on it the bloom of a flower dropped fresh from the garden of God&mdash;angelic
- beyond the voice of man to describe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke, as usual, in French to Fanny, but he had greeted Mrs. Burney in
- English, and he tried to translate his last phrase to her into the same
- language. He failed after the first word or two, and begged Miss Burney to
- complete his task for him. She did so, and her stepmother smiled and
- nodded in appreciation of his comment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is indeed a beautiful creature,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I heard her sing
- more than once at Bath. People went mad about her beauty and her singing,
- and truly I never heard any singing that so affected me. It was said that
- she hated to let her voice be heard in public. Her father, Mr. Linley,
- made her sing: she was a gold mine to Mr. Linley and he knew it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Signor Rauzzini had listened attentively and picked up all that she had
- said without the aid of a word from Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But now she will never be heard again no more,&rdquo; said he in English. &ldquo;And
- she is right in making such a resolution, and her husband is a noble man
- to agree with her in this,&rdquo; he continued, but in French to Fanny. &ldquo;Picture
- that lovely creature placing herself on the level of such a one as the
- Agujari! sordid&mdash;vulgar&mdash;worldly! quarrelling daily with the <i>impresario</i>
- on some miserable question of precedence&mdash;-holding out for the
- largest salary&mdash;turning a gift which should be divine into gold! Oh;
- she was right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Signor Rauzzini no doubt thinks it a pity that such a voice should cease
- to give pleasure to the thousands it enchanted,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, not
- being able to follow him in French.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, no; just the opposite,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;He says he admires her the
- more for her resolution.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am so glad. Pray tell him that I agree with him,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;A
- good woman will avoid publicity. Her home should be sufficient for her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny did not need to translate the words, he grasped their meaning at
- once.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I agree with all of my heart, madame,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I would not wish my
- mother or my sister to have their names spoken with freedom by everyone
- who paid a coin to hear them sing. I should think it&mdash;<i>come si
- chiamo?</i>&mdash;Ah! forgive my poor English.&rdquo; He went off into French
- once more&mdash;&ldquo;Pray tell madame that I think it would be odious to hear
- the name of my mother or my sister tossed from man to man as they toss the
- name of a woman who comes before the public. I think the woman who would
- hide herself from all eyes as a violet hides itself under a leaf is the
- true woman. The shy, timid, retiring one&mdash;I know her&mdash;I esteem
- her. I could love no other. I have a deep respect for the woman of the
- Orient who would die sooner than let her face be seen by a man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does he say&mdash;I like his eagerness?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny translated some of his phrases, and Mrs. Burney nodded and smiled
- her approval.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The bloom on the wing of a butterfly is a very tender thing,&rdquo; resumed the
- Roman; &ldquo;the breath of a man is sufficient to remove it&mdash;a single
- breath&mdash;and when the bloom has gone the charm of the beautiful
- creature has gone also.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not sure that I like the comparison to the butterfly,&rdquo; said Fanny,
- smiling. &ldquo;The butterfly is the emblem of all that is fickle&mdash;all that
- is idle except for its yielding to its fickleness. It is beautiful, but
- nothing else.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am rebuked,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But with us the butterfly is the symbol of the
- life&mdash;of the soul. Assume that and you will, I think, see that I
- meant not to hint at the beauty of the frivolity, but at the beauty of the
- soul. I feel that a woman's life has on it the bloom of a butterfly's
- wing, and if that is once breathed on, its beauty is gone for ever&mdash;the
- woman's life is never again what it was&mdash;what it was meant to be. But
- if you wish, I will not go beyond the violet as my emblem of the best
- woman&mdash;my woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thank heaven that I have no voice,&rdquo; said Fanny gently, after a pause.
- Young Mr. North-cote, Sir Joshua's pupil, had approached Mrs. Burney&mdash;his
- eye was on Susy&mdash;in order to tell her that tea was being served in
- the drawing-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney thanked him and took the arm that he offered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall all go in together,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, with a sign to Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Rauzzini contrived to evade her eye by renewing his admiration of the
- &ldquo;St. Cecilia.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I could but reproduce in song the effect that flows from her face I
- should be the greatest singer in the world,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You need not envy her,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Do you remember Mr. Handel's setting
- of 'Alexander's Feast '?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only an aria or two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of the lines came into my mind just now when I looked at that
- picture. 'She drew an angel down.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And it was very apt. She would draw an angel down.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes; but the poet has another line before that one&mdash;it refers to a
- singer&mdash;'He raised a mortal to the skies.' That was the line which
- came to my mind when I heard you sing. You raise mortals to the skies.
- Your power is equal to that of St. Cecilia.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay; that is what you have done. I have been uplifted to the highest
- heaven by you. When you are near me I cannot see anything of the world.
- Why have we not met more frequently? Ah, I forget&mdash;I am always
- forgetting that the months you spoke of have not yet run out. But I am not
- impatient, knowing that the prize will come to me in good time. I have
- been away at the Bath and Salisbury and Bristol and I know not where,
- singing, singing, singing, and now I go to Paris and Lyon for a few
- months, but you may be certain that I shall return to England&mdash;then
- the separating months shall have passed and you will welcome me&mdash;is
- not that so?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think I can promise you&mdash;every day seems to make it more certain
- that I shall welcome you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My angel&mdash;my dream!&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He said the words&mdash;both long-drawn monosyllables in French&mdash;in a
- whisper that gave them the full force of passionate expression. He had
- need to whisper, for several people were in the room, and Mr. Boswell was
- among the number, and everyone knew that Mr. Boswell, as a gossip-monger,
- had no equal in town. He was always pimping and prying&mdash;nosing out
- germs of scandal&mdash;ever ready to make mischief by telling people all
- the nasty things other people had said of them. Mr. Boswell had his eye on
- them&mdash;and his ear. In addition, Mrs. Thrale, who had arrived late,
- had no idea of allowing the handsome Roman singer to waste himself with a
- nonentity like Miss Burney, and she was now perilously close to him whom
- she came to rescue.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the whisper and the expression imparted to it were enough for Fanny
- Burney. He might have talked for hours in his impassioned way without
- achieving the effect of his whispered exclamations.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then Mrs. Thrale hastened up to his side full of her resolution to rescue
- him from the conversation with the insignificant person whom his good
- nature suffered to engage his attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what is this?&rdquo; cried the little lady who regarded herself with
- complacency as the soul of tact. &ldquo;Have you explained to Signor Rauzzini
- that you are the unmusical member of the family, Miss Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe that he is aware of that fact already, madam,&rdquo; replied Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And yet he is in close converse with you? He is the most good-natured man
- in town,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Does he hope to interest you when your father
- failed?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has never ceased, to interest me, madam,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he did not talk about music?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes; I think he said something about music.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, touching a note here and there, as one might in passing a
- harpsichord. Of course you could not have lived in Dr. Burney's house
- without being able to understand something of music. But we must not
- trespass upon Signor Rauzzin's courtesy, Miss Burney. Everyone is talking
- of him in the drawing-room&mdash;he must gratify the company by mingling
- with them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she addressed Rauzzini in French.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I promised to go in search of you, signor,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Madame Reynolds is
- distracted. I came on my mission famished&mdash;I had vowed, as the
- crusaders did, not to taste food or drink until I had succeeded in my
- emprise. May I ask you to have pity on me now and lead me to the
- tea-table?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He turned to ask Fanny to accompany them, but he found that she had
- slipped quietly away. She was already at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My duty was to Miss Burney, madame, but she has been frightened away,&rdquo;
- said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, she is the shy one of the family, I believe,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;I am
- sure that all the time you were so good-natured as to talk to her she was
- wishing that the floor would open and allow her to sink out of sight. She
- would have thought it much more good-natured on your part if you had taken
- no notice of her. I have scarcely spoken to her half a dozen times myself,
- though I have frequently been to her father's house. I cannot rack my
- brain to discover a congenial topic with such young people. Were you
- successful, do you think?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a gesture with his hands that might mean anything. Mrs. Thrale
- assumed that it meant nothing&mdash;that he felt he was not greatly
- concerned whether he had been successful in finding a congenial topic of
- converse with Miss Burney or not.
- </p>
- <p>
- She laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor girl!&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;She may have her dreams like other girls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe she has&mdash;poor girl!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But I know that in her
- knowledge of music she goes deeper&mdash;soars higher than most young
- ladies who have submitted to lessons from a <i>maestro</i>&mdash;nay,
- higher than the <i>maestro</i> himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale looked doubtfully at him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that we are talking of two different people?&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that is quite possible,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was referring to Miss Burney, the one of the family who does nothing
- except sew&mdash;her mother commends her sewing very highly. I fear that
- you actually believed that you were in converse with one of her sisters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madame,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it is my belief that the one who sews in a family is
- far more interesting than the one who sings. But Miss Burney need not, in
- my eyes, be any more than Miss Burney to be interesting, though she has
- taught me more of music than I ever learned before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible? Oh, yes: I should remember that her father told me that
- she was his amanuensis&mdash;she made a neat copy of all his notes for the
- 'History of Music.' It is no wonder that she knows something about it.
- Such a good daughter! And the father took no trouble about her education.
- She did not know her letters till she was eight or nine, I believe&mdash;perhaps
- twelve. I don't believe that I ever exchanged half a dozen words with her
- before this evening; and as for men&mdash;you are the first man I ever saw
- taking any notice of her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His face lit up strangely, Mrs. Thrale thought, at this revelation. He
- gave a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So much the better for her&mdash;so much the worse for the men,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;And now, madame, if the tea has not become too strong, and if your hunger
- has not made you too weak to walk to the table, I should esteem it an
- honour to conduct you thither.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale smiled her acquiescence, and she entered the drawing-room on
- the arm of the singer. Nothing could have convinced her that he did not
- feel grateful to her for rescuing him from the position in which his good
- nature had placed him&mdash;by the side of the most insignificant young
- woman among all Sir Joshua's guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- She believed that she was increasing his debt of gratitude to her by
- keeping him with her for the next half-hour. Her sense of protecting him
- gave her naturally a sense of patronage, which was quite pleasant for her
- to experience, especially when she glanced round the room and saw several
- ladies of higher rank than she could pretend to, frowning in her
- direction. She knew how Signor Rauzzini was pestered by the attentions of
- such as these, and she could almost hear the well-bred sneers of her
- friends as they glanced at her and wondered if she never meant to release
- the unfortunate young man&mdash;she knew just what they would say, and she
- accepted their imaginary words as a real compliment to her protective
- powers. Her smile down the table was one of great complacency.
- </p>
- <p>
- She also noticed that the insignificant Miss Burney was glowing as she had
- never seen her glow before. Her face was rosy and her eyes were actually
- sparkling. Mrs. Thrale had never imagined that such eyes as Miss Burney's
- could sparkle, no matter what their provocation might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor girl! Poor child! Her head is turned, as I feared it would be when I
- saw the Rauzzini with her. She is the unhappy victim of his good nature.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was the conclusion come to by the little lady whose ability to
- pronounce an opinion on such a matter was widely acknowledged; and coming
- to such a conclusion, she naturally commended all the more heartily the
- step which she had taken for separating the foolish girl and the
- fascinating young man.
- </p>
- <p>
- She would have waved aside any suggestion that might be made to her to the
- effect that the increase in Miss Burney's colouring and the light in her
- eyes was due to Miss Burney's overhearing the conversation between her
- mother and Sir Joshua respecting a book which he had stayed up all night
- to read and which he had just finished in time to receive his guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- The name of the book was &ldquo;Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the
- World,&rdquo; he said, and he was urging Mrs. Burney to follow his example and
- read it without further delay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>ANNY was at her
- stepmother's elbow while Sir Joshua gave her a full account of how he had
- been induced to send to Lowndes for this wonderful book on the
- recommendation of Mrs. Darner, whose portrait he was painting. Mrs. Darner
- had excused her unpunctuality at one of her sittings on the ground that
- she had become so interested in the fortunes of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; that she could
- not put the book down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Get it for yourself, sir,&rdquo; she had said, &ldquo;and you will quickly
- acknowledge that my excuse is valid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course I did not get it then,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;I find it impossible
- to keep pace with the useful books that are printed in these days, and I
- have long ago given up novels. But when, the next day, Mrs. Darner came to
- sit to me with a woebegone countenance and the traces of tears on her
- cheeks, so that I could only paint her draping, and that, too, had a
- woeful droop in its folds&mdash;for let me tell you, madam, that a woman's
- dress is usually in sympathy with the mood of the wearer&mdash;when, I
- say, the lady entered my painting-room in this guise, I ventured to
- inquire if she was serious in her wish that I should depict her in the
- character of Niobe. 'Oh, sir,' she cried, ''tis all due to that horrid
- Branghton&mdash;he it is that has brought me to this.' 'The wretch!' said
- I. 'Have you no friend who will run him through the vitals? Where is he to
- be found, that I may arrange for his destruction?' 'He is the persecutor
- of my beloved Evelina,' she replied, 'and heaven only knows what is to
- become of the poor girl.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, madam, when I had thus brought before me the effect that the book
- had produced upon so natural a lady as Mrs. Darner, what was left for me
- but to buy it? And now you see the effect that it has had upon me,&rdquo;
- continued Sir Joshua, &ldquo;so you must e'en buy it also.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Sir Joshua,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, &ldquo;your case has furnished me with the
- strongest of reasons for not buying it. I would not allow a book into my
- house that would so turn me aside from my ordinary life and my daily
- business. What, sir, would you have me stay out of my comfortable bed for
- hours, in order that I might make myself more uncomfortable still by
- reading of the imaginary woes of a young woman who is nothing to me but a
- shadow?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I promise you that you will find Evelina far from being a shadow,&rdquo;
- said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;She is a creature of flesh and blood, with a heart that
- beats so that you find your own heart keeping time with it, whether it
- pulsates slowly or fast. In short, Evelina lives. I have no patience with
- those attenuated figures that dance on the stage of so many of our new
- novel writers; I can see the stuffing of straw when their constant
- gyrating has worked a rip in their seamy side; creatures of rag and wire&mdash;they
- never deceive one for a moment&mdash;why, their very gyrations are not
- true to life. But Evelina lives. Some of the characters in the book are
- distasteful&mdash;some of them are vulgar, but the world is made up of
- distasteful and vulgar people, and a novel should be true to the world in
- which the characters are placed. Oh, that was where the greatness of poor
- Dr. Goldsmith was to be found. He would abate nothing of the vulgarity of
- the vulgar characters in his plays, because he meant them to live. The
- people hissed his vulgar bailiffs in his <i>Good-Natured Man</i>, and when
- Colman cut them out he himself restored them when Shuter played the piece
- for his benefit the following year, and everyone saw that they were true
- to life. The vulgarity of Tony Lumpkin and the Three Pigeons made Walpole
- shudder, but there they remain in the best comedy of our time, and there
- they will remain for ever. Oh, yes; the author of 'Evelina' knows what
- life is, and so his book will live.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who is the author of this surprising book?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a mystery,&rdquo; replied Reynolds. &ldquo;I sent to Lowndes, the bookseller,
- to inquire, and he pretended that he did not know. He could only say that
- he was a gentleman of note living in Westminster.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that is one of the booksellers' tricks to make their wares seem more
- attractive,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;They know that a man in a mask awakens curiosity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is so; but 'Evelina' stands in need of no advertisement of such a
- nature. It would attract attention even though the name of Mr. Kenrick
- were attached to it. But everyone is dying to find out the name of the
- author; Mrs. Darner believes it to have been written by Horace Walpole,
- but only because 'The Castle of Otranto' was published without his name
- being on the title page.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a very cogent line of argument, it seems to me,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;Well, Sir Joshua, I hope you will enjoy a comfortable sleep to-night, now
- that you have the fortunes of that young lady off your mind.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, my dear madam, I do assure you that my mind is not yet free from the
- effects of reading that book,&rdquo; cried Reynolds. &ldquo;I am more faithful to my
- friends in some books than to forget all about them when I lay them on the
- shelf. If they live, be assured that I live with them, and the thought of
- them is to me at times as pleasant as the thought of the best friends I
- have met in my daily life. I have laid 'Evelina' on a shelf in my memory&mdash;not
- one of the back shelves, but one that is near to me, so that I can console
- myself with her companionship when I am lonely.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have never heard you praise a book so heartily, sir,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;But I will beg of you not to mention it to any of my family, for if it
- has so unhinged you, what would it not do to those poor girls?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not catch all she had said, for she spoke in a voice which she did
- not mean to travel to Fanny or Susy, who were chatting to Miss Theophila
- Palmer, Sir Joshua's niece.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may depend on my telling them all I find out in regard to the
- author,&rdquo; said he in a tone of assent.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no,&rdquo; she cried, getting nearer to the bell of his trumpet. &ldquo;No, no; I
- want you to refrain from mentioning the book to them. I discourage all
- novel reading, excepting, of course, the works of Mr. Richardson, and
- perhaps one or two of Fielding, with some of the pages gummed together to
- prevent them from being read.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, to tempt people to read them,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;What were we saying
- about the attractions of a mask? Well, my word for it, the attractions of
- a book without a name are as nothing compared with the attraction of
- gummed pages. But you will let them read 'Evelina,' and you will,
- moreover, read it yourself&mdash;yes, and you will all be the better and
- not the worse for doing so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale thought that Miss Burney looked flushed
- at this time, or that there was an unwonted sparkle in her eyes; for she
- had heard nearly every word that Sir Joshua had said, and she could
- scarcely contain herself for delight. For all her primness, she was at
- heart a merry schoolgirl, ready to break into a dance at good news, and to
- shout for joy when things had advanced as she had hoped they would. She
- felt that it was very hard on her that she could not throw her hat up to
- the ceiling of the room, as she had heard of Dr. Goldsmith's doing with
- his wig in the exuberance of his spirits in this same room&mdash;when Miss
- Reynolds was in her bed upstairs. It was very hard on her to be compelled
- to restrain her feelings; she was unconscious of the sparkle in her eyes,
- or of the pæony flush of her cheeks that Mrs. Thrale had noticed and was
- still noticing.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had never felt so happy in all her life. A short time before she had
- felt that everything in the world was insignificant in comparison with
- love; but now she realized that there was another joy worthy of
- recognition. She was not wise enough to perceive that the two emotions
- sprang from the same source&mdash;that the foundation of love is the
- impulse to create, and that the foundation of an artist's joy in fame is
- the knowledge that what he has created is recognized by the world. She was
- (fortunately) not wise enough to be able to analyse her feelings&mdash;to
- be wise enough to analyse one's feelings is to be incapable of feeling.
- All that she was conscious of at that moment was that all worth having in
- the world was hers&mdash;the instinct to create, which men call Love, the
- joy of obtaining recognition for the thing created, which men call Fame.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale saw that light in her face and in her
- eyes; nor was it strange that the same observant lady should attribute
- that illumination to the touch of the fire of the sacred torch. She looked
- at the handsome face of the Roman youth, with its expression of frankness,
- and at his eyes, full of the generous warmth of the South, and once more
- she glanced at Miss Burney, and saw in her face the reflection of the
- southern sunny glow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor girl&mdash;poor girl!&rdquo; were the words that sprung to her lips. &ldquo;Only
- a moment's attention from him&mdash;only a word&mdash;nay, a glance from
- those eyes would have been enough&mdash;and she is at his feet. Poor girl!
- Knowing nothing of the world&mdash;incapable of understanding anything of
- life&mdash;having no gift to attract attention&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Mrs. Thrale, I have come to you for help. You are sure to have read
- this book that everyone is talking about&mdash;this 'Evelina'&mdash;and
- you can, I am certain, tell us who is the author. Pray let us know if your
- friend Dr. Johnson had a finger in it&mdash;I have heard that some of the
- writing is in the style of Dr. Johnson&mdash;or was it Mr. Anstey&mdash;they
- say that some chapters could only have come from the author of 'The Bath
- Guide.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Lady Hales who had hurried up with her inquiries. She seemed to be
- the representative of a group with whom she had been standing, several
- ladies and two or three men.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that Mrs. Thrale had not yet read the book around
- which discussion had been buzzing; but she had no intention of
- acknowledging that, with her literary tastes and with her friendship for
- Dr. Johnson, she was behind the times. Two or three people had within the
- week made remarks about &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; in her presence, but she had no idea
- that it was to become a topic of society.
- </p>
- <p>
- She smiled enigmatically, to give herself time to make up her mind what
- her reply should be&mdash;whatever it might be, it certainly would not be
- a confession of ignorance. She came to the conclusion that on the whole
- she could not do better than mould her answer so as to heighten the
- mystery of the authorship.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that none of our friends have discovered the author?&rdquo; she
- asked, still smiling shrewdly, so as to suggest that she herself had long
- ago been let into the secret.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We have had many conjectures,&rdquo; said Lady Hales. &ldquo;And let me whisper in
- your ear&mdash;there is one among us who is ready to affirm that the
- address of the author is Thrale Hall, Streatham.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I vow that I am overwhelmed,&rdquo; cried the little lady. &ldquo;The compliment is
- one that any writer might envy. Pray how could it enter the mind of any of
- our friends to connect me with the authorship of such a book?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are some touches of your style in many of the letters of Evelina,&rdquo;
- replied Lady Hales. &ldquo;And some have said that only you could have had the
- varied experiences described so vividly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A marvellous book, truly, this 'Evelina,'&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Some
- people, you say, recognize the hand of Dr. Johnson in its pages, others
- the pen that wrote 'The Bath Guide,' and now it is suggested that the
- whole was the work of a humble scribbler named Mrs. Thrale&mdash;a person
- who has surely little in common with the two writers you have named.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She took care that her affectation of surprise had an artificial note
- about it. There was no knowing how things might turn out. Mrs. Thrale had
- no objection in the world to have her name associated with the authorship
- of a book about which it was clear a good many people would be talking for
- some months to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;May I not be entrusted with something more definite?&rdquo; asked Lady Hales in
- a low voice. &ldquo;If it is a secret for the present&mdash;well, you know that
- I am one to be trusted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can assure you definitely that the book was not written by Dr.
- Johnson,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Thrale, with a smile. &ldquo;He has not for a single week
- during the past year failed to visit us at Streatham for at least four
- days at a time. He reads to me all that he writes&mdash;it is not much&mdash;and
- I can give you an assurance that the name of Evelina has not once appeared
- in his manuscript. I may also say that if you take my advice you will not
- be in too great haste to attribute the book to Mr. Anstey.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was not mystification, it sounded much more like revelation, Lady
- Hales thought.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dare not press you further, madam,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Believe me, I can appreciate your reticence, if&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, now you suggest that I have told you a secret that I have concealed
- from everyone else, and that is going too far,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Now,
- dear madam, cannot you see that even if I were in the secret of the
- authorship, I should be guilty of a great breach of courtesy were I to
- reveal it to anyone? If an author choose to remain anonymous, is it not
- discourteous to try to snatch away his&mdash;or her&mdash;veil of
- anonymity?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can but assent,&rdquo; said Lady Hales. &ldquo;I do not doubt that this view of the
- matter is the correct one. At any rate, you may depend on my acting in
- accordance with it. I shall make no further attempt to pry into the
- secret, and I shall think it right to dissuade my friends from the quest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In that I am sure you will be acting in accordance with the author's
- wishes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, smiling knowingly.
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
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- CHAPTER XXVII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>O they parted; and
- Lady Hales hastened back to her friends to whisper in their ears that the
- mystery was as good as solved: Mrs. Thrale had as much as acknowledged
- that she was the author of &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; but she hoped that, as she had
- written the book without the knowledge of her husband, her friends would
- respect her desire to remain anonymous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Thrale, being a Member of Parliament, would not like to have the name
- of his wife bandied about among ordinary people as that of the writer of a
- novel,&rdquo; Lady Hales explained, though really no explanation was needed of a
- fact that could be appreciated by every sensible person aware of the
- contemptible character of the novels of the day. &ldquo;Only Dr. Johnson is in
- the secret,&rdquo; she continued. &ldquo;Dr. Johnson, as we all know, lives at Thrale
- Hall for five days out of every week, finding the table provided by Mrs.
- Thrale to suit his palate very much better than that controlled by poor
- blind Mrs. Williams at Bolt Court.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may account for some of the touches in the book in the style of Dr.
- Johnson,&rdquo; said one of the ladies. &ldquo;You may be sure that no book could be
- written under the same roof as Dr. Johnson without his having something to
- say to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never could understand how so fastidious a lady as Mrs. Thrale could
- tolerate the company of Dr. Johnson at her table, but now the secret is
- out&mdash;this secret and t'other,&rdquo; said one of the gentlemen. &ldquo;Dr.
- Johnson is not seen at his best at the dinner-table.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So far as that goes, neither is Mr. Thrale himself,&rdquo; said another. &ldquo;He
- has a huge appetite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I had an inkling all along that Mrs. Thrale wrote the book,&rdquo; said a lady
- with a huge hat. &ldquo;I actually remarked to my sister, while I was reading
- it, 'if this story is not written by Mrs. Thrale, Mrs. Thrale is the one
- who would like to have written it.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But mind, not a word must be breathed that would hint that she
- acknowledged it to me by direct word of mouth,&rdquo; cried Lady Hales,
- beginning to have some qualms. &ldquo;No; you must understand clearly that she
- did not say in so many words that she wrote it. Indeed, her last words to
- me were, that anyone who should name in public the author of a book
- published anonymously would be guilty of a great discourtesy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is perfectly right: to do so would be to exhibit very bad taste
- truly,&rdquo; came more than one acquiescent voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- And the result of their complete agreement on this point was the immediate
- dissemination of the report that Mrs. Thrale was indeed the writer of
- &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But that clever little lady, on getting rid of the questioner, found that
- Signor Rauzzini had slipped away from her side and was now making his
- adieux to Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughters. She noticed that the light
- had gone out of Fanny Burney's eyes as the young singer bent over her
- hand, and once again she shook her head. She had given more attention to
- Miss Burney during the previous hour than during all the years she had
- visited at St. Martin's Street. She thought that it might be her duty to
- say a word of warning to the young woman, who could not possibly know
- anything about the world or the deceitfulness of Italian vocalists.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meantime, however, she ordered one of her three footmen to tell the
- coachman to drive to the shop of Lowndes, the bookseller, and there she
- purchased a bound copy of &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; at nine shillings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale was, of course, well known to Mr. Lowndes, and seeing her,
- through the window of his office, enter his shop, he put his quill behind
- his ear and emerged, bowing and smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How was it that you failed to apprise me that you had printed 'Evelina
- '?&rdquo; she inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible that you did not receive my advertisement, madam?&rdquo; he
- cried. &ldquo;Why, I posted it to you with my own hands even before the book had
- left the press, the truth being that I was anxious to get your opinion
- respecting it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never had any advertisement from you about it,&rdquo; she replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I was to blame for not underlining the announcement, madam,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon. How were you to know that it was not one of the usual
- novels of the season?&mdash;I do not venture to recommend such to the
- attention of ladies of superior tastes like yourself, madam. I shall not
- forgive myself, rest assured. But I am punished, in that I have been
- unable to sell a second edition by telling my customers how highly it was
- esteemed by Mrs. Thrale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You assume that it would be highly esteemed by me, Mr. Lowndes; but I am
- not quite sure that you do not flatter yourself in believing that my
- judgment would be the same as that of the public. The poor public! How can
- they possibly know whether a book is good or bad?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They cannot, madam; that is why we poor booksellers must only trust to
- sell our books on the recommendation of ladies of taste and judgment. May
- I beg, madam, that you will favour me with your opinion respecting the
- merits of 'Evelina'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It has been so great a success that I fear I shall not think highly of
- it. Pray, who is your modest author?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Positively, madam, I am unable to tell you. The MS. was brought to me
- with a letter purporting to come from a Mr. Grafton at the Orange Coffee
- House, near the Haymarket, and he desired the secret of its authorship to
- be kept close.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; to be sure&mdash;kept close from the vulgar public; but he could
- never think that you were violating his confidence by telling me his
- name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He could not be so unreasonable, madam&mdash;nay, rather would he kneel
- to you&mdash;for he could scarce fail to understand the value that we set
- on&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not convinced either that he would benefit from the exchange of
- confidence or that I should; but prithee, sir, what is his name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Fore heaven, madam, I have told you so much as is known by me respecting
- the gentleman. Never before have I been placed in so remarkable a
- position. My fault, Mrs. Thrale, no doubt: I should have taken precautions
- against being thus surprised into publishing a book without knowing the
- name of the author. But although my judgment enabled me to perceive that
- the work was out of the common, yet I never counted on its merits being
- recognized so speedily. May I beg of you to favour me with your opinion as
- to who the writer may be, madam&mdash;that is, when you have read it,
- unless, indeed&mdash;&rdquo; he glanced at her shrewdly with a little knowing
- smile&mdash; &ldquo;unless, indeed, you could so favour me <i>instanter</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Lowndes, how would it be possible for me to give you an opinion
- as to the authorship of a book which I have not yet read? I am not one of
- those astute critics who, they say, can tell you all there is to be known
- about a book without cutting the leaves, or even&mdash;if you slip a
- guinea into their hand&mdash;without opening the covers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought that perhaps you might be one of those who have been let into
- the secret, madam. I trust that Dr. Johnson's health has not been so bad
- as to prevent him from doing any literary work. Ah, what does not that
- great man&mdash;nay, what does not the world owe to you, Mrs. Thrale?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you would suggest, Mr. Lowndes, that the book about which we have been
- conversing was written, even in part, by Dr. Johnson, I can give you an
- assurance that such is not the case. He is in no way inclined to engage in
- any form of literary labour. He grudges his friends even a note.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are some gentlemen who come hither and honour me by conversing on
- the subject of letters, and more than one of them has pointed out passages
- in 'Evelina' that show signs of the great Doctor's pen; but for that
- matter&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I agree with you, sir; every scribbler in Grub Street apes the style of
- Dr. Johnson, but only to reveal the ape in himself. Now, Mr. Lowndes, if
- you really are in earnest in saying that you are unaware who is the author
- of your book, I have done you some service in curtailing by one the list
- of authors to whom it might possibly be attributed. You may strike out the
- name of Johnson, sir, on my authority.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall certainly do so, madam&mdash;not that I, for my own part, was
- ever foolish enough to fancy that he had written more of it than a page or
- two. I am indebted to you, Mrs. Thrale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then if you would wish to pay off the debt, you can do so by informing me
- of your success in discovering the writer. 'Tis quite impossible to
- conceive of the man's remaining unrevealed for any length of time, and I
- confess that I am anxious to know if he is among my acquaintance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You assume the sex, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, have you a doubt of it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are so many literary ladies nowadays, Mrs. Thrale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you surely saw the handwriting of the script?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is just the point. My printers have examined it and say that it is a
- lady's caligraphy only disguised to look like a man's. In my own judgment
- they are right. It is an upright hand, neat and clear&mdash;not in the
- least like that of an author. Still, that counts but little, seeing that
- the writer of the book would be pretty certain to have a clear copy made
- of his script by someone else. I have had a suspicion, from the mystery
- insisted on by this Mr. Grafton, that he is none other than the author of
- the 'Castle of Otranto.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Mr. Walpole?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so. You recollect how delighted he was to conceal the hand he had in
- that book&mdash;going much farther than I thought any gentleman would in
- honour go, to make people believe it was what it pretended to be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Lowndes, I know not what your experience has been; but mine is that
- when a gentleman becomes an author he lays aside whatever sense of honour
- he possesses as a gentleman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have had little to do with gentlemen authors, madam. Most of my writers
- are simply authors.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Mr. Walpole very properly put himself in line with them, and so had
- no hesitation in carrying out his fraud in 'Otranto.' Well, if it be so,
- you may count on his revealing himself now that the book has become a
- success. In any case, you will not forget to keep me informed, and I shall
- esteem it a favour, Mr. Lowndes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Lowndes renewed his promise and bowed the lady to the door. The three
- volumes of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; had been brought out to the chariot by one of the
- footmen, a second following in his footsteps to see that he deposited them
- fairly upon one of the cushions, and a third standing by the open door in
- case of the breakdown of either of the others.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale got into the splendid machine, the three lackeys swung
- themselves up on their platform behind, and clung on to the heavy straps,
- looking, in their brilliant livery, as the chariot lurched away over the
- uneven cobble-stones, like mighty butterflies of a tropical forest swaying
- together on the rim of a gigantic flower.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0028" id="link2HCH0028"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>O chance had
- Rauzzini of saying more than the most conventional words of farewell to
- Fanny. Mrs. Burney was beside her and her two sisters also. He yielded to
- his impulse to pronounce a malediction on Mrs. Thrale, who had so
- interrupted his conversation with Fanny&mdash;the last he could possibly
- have until his return from France after fulfilling his engagements. But
- this was when he had seen the Burney family out of the door of the house
- in Leicester Fields and to the entrance to St. Martin's Street. He was
- then alone, and could give in some measure expression to his feelings in
- his own tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- His imagination was quite vivid enough to suggest to him all that the
- officiousness of Mrs. Thrale had interrupted&mdash;the exchange of vows&mdash;the
- whispered assurances of fidelity&mdash;perhaps a passionate kiss&mdash;a
- heaven-sent chance during a marvellous minute when the painting-room
- should be emptied of all but herself and him! It was distracting to think
- of all that had been cut out of his life by that busybody. While he had
- been talking alone with Fanny his eyes had taken in the splendid
- possibilities of the painting-room. There were three immense easels on
- different parts of the floor, and each carried a glorious canvas for a
- life-size portrait. Two of them were already finished, and the third
- contained a portion of the Greek altar at which a fair lady was to be
- depicted making her oblation to Aphrodite, or perhaps Artemis. The young
- man, however, did not give a thought to the glowing work of the great
- painter on the canvases, he thought only of the possibilities of a moment
- or two spent in the protecting shadow of one of them with that gentle,
- loving girl yielding herself to his clasp&mdash;only for a moment&mdash;he
- could not reasonably hope that it should be for longer than a single
- moment, but what raptures might not be embraced even within that brief
- space! A moment&mdash;one immortal moment worth years of life! That was
- what he saw awaiting him in the friendly shade of one of Sir Joshua's
- portraits&mdash;that was all that the sublime picture meant to the ardent
- lover&mdash;it was not the immortal picture, but the immortal moment that
- was before his eyes&mdash;but just when, by a little manoeuvring on his
- part, the joy that should change all his life and console him for being
- deprived of the society of his beloved for three months, was within his
- reach, that foolish woman had come bustling up with her chatter and had
- separated them!
- </p>
- <p>
- For which he now implored heaven and a heathen deity or two that still
- linger in the language of malediction in their native Italy, to send her
- soul to the region where Orpheus had sought his Eurydice. Down&mdash;down
- with her to the lowest depths of the Inferno he implored his patrons to
- bear her and to keep her there for ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- His imploration was quite as lyrical as his &ldquo;Waft her, Angels, to the
- Skies,&rdquo; only its bearing was upon the fate of the lady in just the
- opposite direction, and he was even more fervent in its delivery. But
- having delivered it, he felt some of that relief which is experienced by a
- true artist who has a consciousness of having done some measure of justice
- to his theme. He felt that if beatitude had been denied to him, the one
- who had separated him from it would not escape scathless, if the intensity
- of an appeal to the high gods of his native land counted for anything in
- their estimation.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then he went more or less contentedly to his lodgings to prepare for
- his appearance in the opera of the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sang divinely as an angel, and again if any of his audience remained
- unmoved by the enchantment of his voice, they certainly could not but have
- yielded to the charm of his presence. Some women might be incapable of
- appreciating the exquisite character of his vocalism, but none could
- remain impervious to the appeal of his smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- As for the girl who alone had appealed to his heart, she went home with
- her mother and sisters without a word, for she had not perceived the
- glorious possibilities lurking behind the grand canvases in Sir Joshua's
- painting-room. She could even bring herself to believe that the coming of
- Mrs. Thrale had been rather opportune than otherwise; for if she had not
- joined her stepmother at that time she would not have heard all that Sir
- Joshua had said about &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- All that she had heard had made her supremely happy, not, she thought,
- because she was greedy for fame, but because it meant to her that she was
- a step nearer to the arms of the man she loved. The fame which Sir
- Joshua's words implied was dear to her because she knew that she need not
- now hesitate to seat herself by the side of this king of men, as his equal&mdash;no,
- not quite as his equal, but certainly not as a beggar maid. She knew that
- when it was announced that she was the writer of a great book, or, what
- was better still, a book that everybody was talking about, people would
- not shrug their shoulders when they heard that Rauzzini> the Roman singer,
- whose name was in everybody's mouth, was about to marry her. The event
- that she scarcely dared hope for had actually happened: she was no longer
- the nobody which she had been, she was a woman the product of whose brain
- had been acclaimed by the best judges, and so the barrier that she had
- seen separating her lover from herself had been thrown down. The same
- voices that had acclaimed her Rauzzini as a singer had acclaimed her as a
- writer; for though she had hesitated to receive her cousin Edward's
- reports from the libraries as conclusive of the mark that the book was
- making, she could not now have any doubt on the subject: a book that was
- spoken of by Sir Joshua Reynolds as he had spoken of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; must be
- granted a place high above the usual volumes to be found on the shelves of
- a circulating library. She was convinced that in a short time everyone
- would be talking about it in the same strain, and though people might be
- incredible on the subject of its authorship, the fact would remain the
- same&mdash;she had written the book, and the fame that attached to the
- writer would assuredly be hers. There would now be no sneering references
- to King Cophetua. Everyone within their circle would admit that there was
- no disparity between her position as the writer of the book that everyone
- was talking about and that of the singer whom people crowded to hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- She felt supremely happy. Though Mrs. Burney had not shown any particular
- wish to repeat what Reynolds had said to her about the book, she knew
- perfectly well that this was only because of her general distrust of
- anything in the form of a novel, and her fear lest something unreadable
- should get into the hands of the girls. But Fanny also knew that the fact
- of Mrs. Burney's shunning the novels of the circulating libraries would
- not interfere with the reputation that must accrue to the author of
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo;; so she was not affected by the indifference shown by her
- stepmother to all that Reynolds had said. She awaited without impatience
- the day when her father should take up the book and read the Ode at the
- beginning. She felt that, although his name was not at the head, he would
- know that the verses were addressed to him, and that it was his daughter
- Fanny who had written them. She knew that however firmly he might assert
- himself on the side of his wife in preventing the entrance to the house of
- all novels excepting those of Richardson&mdash;Fanny herself had never had
- a chance of reading even &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield&rdquo;&mdash;he would be proud
- of her as the writer of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo; She was not quite sure if he would be
- as proud of her as if she had developed a wonderful musical capacity; but
- she never doubted that his affection for her&mdash;assisted by his
- knowledge of the impression the book had made upon the most important of
- his own associates&mdash;would cause him to take her into his arms with
- delight and to forgive her for running the chance of being classed among
- the Miss Minifies of the period&mdash;the female writers whose ridiculous
- productions were hidden beneath the sofa cushions in so many households.
- Fanny Burney was a dutiful daughter and she had nothing of the cynic about
- her, but she was well aware of the fact that success would be regarded by
- her father as justifying an experiment that failure would have made
- discreditable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once more, then, the three sisters met that night in Fanny's bedroom. The
- two younger could now look on her without their feeling of awe. They were
- on the verge of being indignant with Mrs. Burney for having made no
- reference whatever since returning from the Reynoldses to the subject of
- Sir Joshua's eulogy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not once did she mention the name of 'Evelina' to the padre; Sir Joshua
- might just as well have talked of Miss Herschel's comet to her,&rdquo; said
- Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And after our schooling ourselves so rigidly to give no sign that we were
- in any measure connected with the book too&mdash;it was cruel!&rdquo; said
- Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was not as if the padre did not give her a good chance more than
- once,&rdquo; continued Susy. &ldquo;Did he not ask if anyone had given her any news?
- And what did she answer?&mdash;Why, only that someone had said that Mr.
- Fox had lost a fortune a few nights ago at faro! As if anybody cares about
- Mr. Fox! I was prepared for her opening out at once to him about the book&mdash;maybe
- begging him to send Williams to buy it at Mr. Lowndes'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, at seven-and-sixpence!&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;My dear child, do you know
- mamma no better than to fancy that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I don't know is how she resisted it,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Oh, you heard
- how Sir Joshua talked about it; and Miss Reynolds too&mdash;she praised it
- up to the skies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Other people in the painting-room as well as in the drawing-room were
- talking of it,&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;I heard the beautiful Miss Horneck speak of it
- to the lady with the big muff and the rose taffeta with the forget-me-not
- embroidery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that everybody was speaking of it&mdash;I could hear the name
- 'Evelina' buzzing round the rooms,&rdquo; cried Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes; everyone was talking about it, and only mamma was silent&mdash;<i>is</i>
- silent. I don't think that at all fair,&rdquo; continued Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are silly little geese,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Could you not see that she would
- not mention it lest it should reach our ears and we should be filled with
- an <i>irresistible</i> desire to possess it&mdash;<i>it</i>&mdash;a modern
- novel! Think of it! Oh, my dears, you are too unreasonable, Mamma knows
- her duty too well to allow even the name of a novel to pass her lips and
- maybe reach the ears of such a group of fly-away young things as
- ourselves! She understands the extent of her responsibilities. Go to your
- beds and be thankful that you have so excellent a guardian.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But when we were prepared&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began one of them, when Fanny
- interrupted her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may conserve your preparations&mdash;you will hear her say the name
- soon enough&mdash;you may depend upon that,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You may prepare to
- hear yourselves summoned into her presence to give a full and true account
- of your complicity in the thing which was perpetrated under this sacred
- roof&mdash;nay, in the very room where the great philosopher Newton wrote
- his thesis! A novel written in the room in which the divine 'Principia'
- was produced! Why, 'twere as bad in mamma's eyes as acting one of Mr.
- Foote's farces in St. Paul's Cathedral. Oh, yes, you'll have to face her
- soon enough, and after that you'll never wish to hear the name Evelina
- again. Now, good-night, and thank heaven for your respite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They left her, glum and dissatisfied. It was plain to her that they were
- disappointed at not being given the opportunity of showing how admirably
- they had themselves under control in regard to the secret&mdash;of showing
- Fanny how they could hear Mrs. Burney talk at length about &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo;
- while neither of them gave the least sign of ever having heard the name
- before. It was indeed disappointing that all their studied immobility
- should go for nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Fanny knew that their secret could not possibly remain hidden for many
- more days. If the book was going into everybody's hands, her father would
- be certain to have it, and then&mdash;would he not know? Would not she be
- summoned into his presence and that of his wife&mdash;the lady of many
- responsibilities&mdash;and required to defend herself?...
- </p>
- <p>
- She fell asleep before she had come to any conclusion as to the line of
- defence that she should adopt.
- </p>
- <p>
- And in spite of the readiness of her sisters for any inquisition to which
- they might be summoned, they were startled&mdash;as was also Fanny herself&mdash;when,
- immediately after a rather silent and portentous breakfast, Mrs. Burney
- said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Susy and Lottie, you may go to your duties. You, Fanny, will remain, as
- your father wishes to speak to you on a matter of some gravity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So the long-expected hour had come, the three girls thought. By some
- accident unknown to them their secret was exposed, and Fanny was about to
- be called upon to explain, if she could, to the satisfaction of her father
- and her stepmother, how it came that she so far forgot the precepts of her
- upbringing as to write a novel quite in the modern spirit, though adopting
- a form which the master-touch of Mr. Samuel Richardson had hallowed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE two girls left
- the room slowly, after sending in the direction of Fanny a glance which
- they meant should encourage her&mdash;a glance which should let her know
- that they were quite ready to share her punishment, should the worst come
- to the worst.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny replied to them with her eyes; and then prepared for the worst.
- </p>
- <p>
- It quickly came.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear daughter,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, when they were alone, Mrs. Burney in
- her chair at the head of the table. &ldquo;My dear Fanny, I am no believer in
- leading by degrees up to such a communication as I have to make to you. I
- think that the sooner it is got over the better it will be for all whom it
- may concern. Well, this is it: Mr. Thomas Barlowe has written to me asking
- my permission for him to address you with a view to marriage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a pause, looking at her to observe the effect of this revelation.
- </p>
- <p>
- And what he saw at first was a girl with a pale face and downcast eyes,
- awaiting, almost breathlessly, an accusation from which she shrank; but
- when he had spoken he saw a great change come over her. Not immediately,
- but gradually. It seemed to him that she had not fully realized the
- meaning of his words&mdash;that she was puzzled&mdash;trying to recall
- what he had said. Then the light seemed to dawn upon her. She flushed,
- and, after a few moments, threw back her head and went into a peal of
- laughter&mdash;a real schoolgirl's fit of laughter at something amazingly
- comic&mdash;the tumbling of a clown into a pool of water with a splash,
- or, perhaps, the slipping of a dignified beadle upon a butter slide. Her
- laughter went on for a long time, but without in the least suggesting
- hysteria&mdash;it was simply a girl's natural laughter on realizing the
- comic side of a situation which grown-up people would regard as extremely
- serious.
- </p>
- <p>
- Neither her father nor his wife could understand why she should receive in
- such a spirit an essentially serious communication&mdash;the most serious
- that any young woman could receive. They had not before them the ludicrous
- picture that presented itself to her imagination&mdash;a picture of the
- Roman Rauzzini on the one side and the Poultry Barlowe on the other,
- asking her to choose between them. It was this presentment, coming in a
- flash the moment she realized that the publishing of the book was not the
- question which she had to face, that forced her to yield to that long fit
- of laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her father and stepmother sat stolidly by, but she knew that had she and
- her father been alone, he would at least have smiled with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- In a few minutes she had recovered herself sufficiently to be able to
- apologize for her levity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I am behaving like a goose, but I could
- not help it&mdash;something forced me&mdash;something that occurred to me&mdash;a
- funny thing. I am very sorry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is nothing funny that I can see in the honourable request made by
- an honest young man, my dear Fanny,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; nothing whatever; only&mdash;well, funny ideas will occur to
- foolish people like myself at the most serious moments,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is quite true, indeed,&rdquo; said her father. &ldquo;I have myself experienced
- what you say. Perhaps, after all, I should not have blurted out what I had
- to tell you&mdash;it came to you as a surprise, I doubt not.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A great surprise, indeed,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;I cannot understand how Mr.
- Barlowe could ever fancy that I&mdash;that he&mdash;that&mdash;oh, I
- should have known what that terrible entertainment was meant to lead to&mdash;but
- when, in that clumsily marked way I was sent into the drawing-room with
- him alone, he began to talk of his uncle, the Aider-man&mdash;he said that
- the Alderman was quite approachable even in regard to ordinary people like
- ourselves&mdash;and then came his cousins&mdash;all of them remarkable!
- But you should have seen him slice away at the ham&mdash;the biggest ham I
- ever saw&mdash;it needed to be&mdash;such eating!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The recollection of that no doubt made you laugh,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;But,
- at the same time, you must remember that though the customs of the Poultry
- are not ours, still, they may be very reasonable customs&mdash;perhaps
- more reasonable than our own. It may suit us to dine as late as halfpast
- four and only to have a slice of cake with our tea; but business people
- find it more convenient to dine at one o'clock&mdash;it makes an equal
- division of their long working-day&mdash;so that a slice of ham&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that is quite true, and I was not so foolish as to give myself
- airs because I had dined at half-past four and had no appetite for ham,&rdquo;
- said Fanny; &ldquo;but&mdash;oh, mother, you saw how foolishly formal was the
- whole thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I said that I thought it quite unnecessarily formal,&rdquo; replied Mrs.
- Burney, &ldquo;and if I had had any notion that it was going to be like that I
- would certainly have given Mrs. Barlowe a hint. Still, Thomas is, I know,
- an excellent young man who has never given his parents an hour's
- uneasiness, and his intentions are honourable, and so should be honoured.
- If you have no tender regard for him at present that is no reason why,
- when you get accustomed to the thought of him as a suitor for your hand&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, mother, that is quite impossible!&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;How could I ever get
- accustomed to such a thought?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not know why you should not,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;He is a most
- worthy young man, and Mr. Barlowe's business is one of the best in the
- City. You must remember, my dear Fanny, that in these days a girl, unless
- she has a portion, runs a very great chance of becoming an old maid, so
- that no opportunity of settling down in a comfortable home should be
- neglected.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is perfectly true,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;You will understand that we
- have no desire to force this or any match upon you, my dear child: so long
- as I have a house over my head you shall share it. But I am sure that you
- must know that I am a poor man to-day, although I have worked as hard at
- my profession as any living man, and I cannot provide you or your sisters
- with any portion. Heaven knows that if I had a fortune I would gladly
- divide it among you; but as it is, I think it right to tell you that you
- need expect nothing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dearest father,&rdquo; said Fanny, dissolving into tears, as she took his hand
- and kissed it, &ldquo;I have never expected a fortune from you&mdash;not a penny
- piece. I know that I shall be portionless, and I daresay that Mr. Barlowe
- thinks himself generous in his proposal; but I could never bring myself to
- accept him&mdash;to look on him as a suitor. It would be quite impossible.
- If I thought it possible that I should ever have any affection for him, I
- might feel myself justified in encouraging him; but I know that it would
- be out of the question. I would prefer to go forth and beg my bread&mdash;nay,
- to starve.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then we shall pursue the matter no farther for the present,&rdquo; said her
- father, kissing her on the forehead as she nestled close to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, that is best&mdash;for the present,&rdquo; acquiesced his wife. &ldquo;Still, if
- you will be advised by me, my dear Fanny, you will remember that Mr.
- Barlowe is ready to address you knowing that you will be portionless, and
- if you bear that in mind, perhaps you will be surprised to find some' day,
- not so far distant, that the thought of him is not so repugnant to you.
- You are no longer a girl, and when one is midway between twenty and thirty
- every extra year counts in reducing one's chances of being settled in
- life. I could cite dozens of instances that I have known of young women
- being glad to accept at twenty-eight the suitors they scorned at twenty or
- even twenty-five. Oh, yes, the years come upon one and bring with them a
- clearer vision of life and love; frequently they bring regret for
- opportunities neglected. But we will not press the matter any farther&mdash;just
- now. I dare say the young man will submit to be put off&mdash;for a time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, for ever,&rdquo; said Fanny resolutely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said her stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a pause, during which Fanny seemed to be debating some matter in her
- mind, a little line showing itself along her forehead, she said slowly: &ldquo;I
- do not think that I shall be a burden on you, dear father; I believe that
- one day I may be able to do something.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not fancy that I would ever think of you as a burden, my dear child,&rdquo;
- said her father. &ldquo;But what do you mean by saying that you may one day do
- something?&mdash;some work, do you suggest?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Something&mdash;I am fond of writing,&rdquo; she murmured.
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed gently, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are a very good girl, my love, and I know how much I am indebted to
- you for your admirable copying of my notes for the History; but do not let
- the idea take hold of you that such work is well paid. If you ever get in
- touch with a bookseller, he will tell you that the work of a copyist is
- very poorly paid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was not thinking of copying,&rdquo; murmured Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of what then, pray?&rdquo; he asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I could but write a book,&rdquo; she replied, with her eyes on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A book!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney, who thought that she had been silent long
- enough. &ldquo;A book!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be sure&mdash;to be sure,&rdquo; said her father, in the indulgent tone of a
- parent humouring a child. &ldquo;You might write a book&mdash;so might anyone
- who could pay for a ream of paper, a bottle of ink and a box of quills.
- You should speak to Mr. Newbery about it: he has printed many nursery
- stories since 'Goody Two Shoes.' You might indeed do something that the
- children would take a fancy to. Well, Francis Newbery is as honest a man
- as his uncle, and we may talk to him about it. By the by, did not you once
- tell me that you had written something, or that you were going to write
- something? You thought it proper to get my leave. I had forgotten that.
- Well, if it be a moral nursery story, we might interest Mr. Newbery in
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not think that it is quite wise to encourage a girl to neglect her
- useful household duties in order to compile some rubbish that no one would
- read,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course you will understand that you are not to neglect your household
- duties, Fanny,&rdquo; said her father.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If she performs her household duties and sticks to her needlework, she
- will have no time left for scribbling rubbish,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney,
- hastily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She made a bonfire of all that childish nonsense long ago, and I hope
- that she will never be so foolish as to waste good paper and pens and,
- most precious of all, good time, over such exercises. That is all we have
- to say just now, I think&mdash;is it not, Doctor? I shall reply to Mr.
- Barlowe's letter&mdash;a most creditable letter&mdash;straightforward&mdash;honourable!
- I am only sorry that I cannot make the reply to it that it deserves.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She had opened the door and called for William, their manservant, to
- remove the breakfast things. Fanny lingered for a few minutes after she
- had risen from her chair. She had assumed from the moment she had begun to
- speak of writing, that her opportunity had come; if her stepmother had not
- interposed so hastily and so emphatically, she would have made her
- confession as to &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo;, let the consequences be what they might; but
- now that the servant had come with his tray and her stepmother jingled her
- key-basket, she perceived that her chance was gone. She had a sense of
- sneaking out of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- As she went slowly up the stairs she could hear the voice of her
- stepmother remonstrating with her father for having said something that
- she, Fanny, might regard as encouragement to waste her precious time in
- the pursuit of such folly as writing a book.
- </p>
- <p>
- She heard her father's little laugh as he explained (she was sure) that of
- course he had not been speaking seriously; but that he had not the heart
- to be severe upon her and her harmless scribbling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The author of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; went very slowly upstairs, and when she reached
- the work-room landing she found Susy and Lottie waiting for her, glowing
- with excitement. Susy was waving over her head what seemed to be a bulky
- pamphlet. Coming closer, Fanny saw that it was the chief of the literary
- reviews, which had apparently just arrived at the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A splendid column about 'Evelina,'&rdquo; she whispered. &ldquo;Not so good as it
- should be, but still splendid. Here it is. But why are you so glum? Surely
- they did not scold you now that the book is so great a success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They did not ask me to tarry in the room to charge me with double-dealing
- in regard to the book,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;They would not allow me to make my
- confession when I had the opportunity&mdash;the best that I shall ever
- have. 'Twas not my confession that was on the <i>tapis</i>, but quite
- another. That is why I look glum.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Another&mdash;another confession? But what had either of them to
- confess?&rdquo; cried Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing. They didn't confess.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But whose confession was it, then, if not theirs?&rdquo; asked Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was young Mr. Barlowe's,&rdquo; said Fanny, with a lugubriousness that was
- quite comic. &ldquo;Young Mr. Barlowe wrote to the padre to confess that he was
- passionately&mdash;madly&mdash;in love with me, and threatening to drown
- himself unless permission were given to him to address me&mdash;we all
- know how fervently young Mr. Barlowe would put his case&mdash;that was
- what I was summoned to listen to&mdash;the fiery letter&mdash;only it was
- too ardent for my ears: I was only told its purport.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But who would ever have thought that he had it in him?&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Such
- impudence! I never dreamt that he could rise to such a height of impudence
- or I should have thought better of him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis not too late yet, my child,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;You are at liberty to
- think as highly of Thomas as you please&mdash;or as it would please him.
- Please take over his blighted affections and it will be a weight off my
- mind. Now give me a chance of reading my splendid review&mdash;not that I
- care in the least what these foolish critics may say of me&mdash;I care
- nothing, I tell you, only if you do not let me see it at once I shall die
- at your feet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There it is,&rdquo; said Susy, &ldquo;a full column! The idea of anyone written of in
- such terms being proposed to by Thomas Barlowe! Such impudence indeed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE levity shown by
- Fanny Burney and the flippancy of her phrases did not wholly conceal from
- her sisters all that she was feeling on the subject of the proposal to
- which she had referred with such lightness. She knew that while her father
- and her stepmother would not treat her with any marked disfavour on
- account of her rejection of the worthy young man who was ready to offer
- her a home, still Mrs. Burney at least regarded with great disfavour the
- nature of the answer which she had to send to the Poultry, and Fanny was
- very well aware of the ease with which so conscientious a guardian as Mrs.
- Burney could make her feel every day of her life what was Mrs. Burney's
- opinion of her rejection of an eligible young man.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny recognized the great merits of her stepmother, and she could look
- from her standpoint at most of the incidents of their daily life. In that
- household one mouth less to feed was worth consideration&mdash;the number
- of mouths to feed was a constant source of thought with Mrs. Burney, as
- was also the question of a provision for the future of all of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney would be fully justified in feeling cross with her, not being
- aware of the fact that another young man, compared with whom Thomas
- Barlowe was as the dust of the ground, was burning, with an ardour of
- which Thomas was incapable, to take her to himself and provide for her in
- a style undreamt of in the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the worst of the matter was that she could not let her stepmother into
- this secret. She could not say that she was engaged to marry Signor
- Rauzzini, and she might leave herself open to the gravest rebuke for
- having listened to his protestations of devotion without obtaining the
- consent of either of her parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- And through all this tangle of reflections there ran the silken thread of
- consciousness that she was no longer the Fanny Burney who was regarded by
- her stepmother as the dunce, but Fanny Burney the writer of &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; to
- whom the most critical review had devoted a full column of adulation!
- </p>
- <p>
- That was what made her position so anomalous; and it was because she took
- the happenings of the previous days to heart that she went to bed with a
- shocking headache, and after a sleepless night was found on the verge of a
- fever. She was suffering from suppressed secrets; but the doctor did not
- know this. He prescribed James's Powders; and when these should have done
- all that they were meant to do&mdash;a small part of all that Dr. James
- and Mr. Newbery affirmed they would do&mdash;a change into the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- But several weeks had passed before she was strong enough to start on the
- latter and most essential portion of the prescription, and found herself
- in her own room in Mr. Crisp's isolated house at Chessington.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meantime, of course, she had no further news of the book, and she remained
- unconfessed, so far as the secret of its publication was concerned. Her
- sisters did not so much as mention its name or the name of Thomas Barlowe,
- so cleverly had they diagnosed the nature of her malady and so tactfully
- did they try to hasten her recovery.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her old friend Mr. Crisp had been her guide since her childhood. She
- always alluded to him as her second Daddy&mdash;so far as paternal
- influence was concerned she might have given him the foremost place. He it
- was who had led her on to embody in letters to him the daily incidents of
- her life, thus unconsciously setting the loom, as it were, in which
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; was to be woven. He it was who became her teacher and her
- critic, and it was possibly because she feared his criticism of her work
- that she refrained from making a confidant of him from the first. She felt
- that she could face the public and the reviewers&mdash;it did not matter
- how they might receive the book, but she was too timid to submit it to the
- mature judgment of the man who had first put a pen in her hand. It was not
- on her own account that she refrained from giving him a chance of reading
- her book, but on his: she knew how hurt he would be if he found her book
- to be an indifferent one, and whether indifferent or not, how angry he
- would be if people did not buy it by the thousand.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, however, that she found herself alone with him, she made up her mind
- to tell him all about it. She would choose her own time for doing this;
- but it would certainly be done before she returned to St. Martin's Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- But on the second day after her arrival at Ches-sington a parcel came for
- her, addressed by Susy. On opening it, she found it to contain two volumes
- of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo; The letter that was enclosed told her that Cousin Edward had
- called at the Orange Coffee House and found that a set had been left there
- at the instance of Mr. Lowndes, addressed to Mr. Grafton. Of these, Lottie
- had read the first two, which were now sent on to the author, but the
- third she had not finished, and hoped that Fanny would not mind her
- detaining it for a few days longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was really the first glimpse that the author had of her book in its
- binding. She had, in the name of Mr. Grafton, requested Mr. Lowndes to
- send a set of the volumes to the Orange Coffee House. But that was nearly
- three months ago, and until now Mr. Lowndes appeared not to have thought
- it worth his while to comply with the request. Now, however, it seemed to
- have occurred to him that the author of a book that everyone was talking
- about might be worth conciliating, and so he had directed a set of volumes
- to the Coffee House.
- </p>
- <p>
- At once Fanny made up her mind that she would pave the way, so to speak,
- for a full confession to Mr. Crisp.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Susy has sent me on two volumes of a new novel, lest I should feel dull,&rdquo;
- she said. &ldquo;As if I am not much more likely to feel dull in the company of
- a new novel than of my old Daddy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought that your stepmother prohibited the reading of novels, new or
- old, in your house,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps mamma did not know anything about this particular one,&rdquo; replied
- Fanny; &ldquo;besides, it is to be read in your house, not ours.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So that the responsibility will be mine?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Mrs. Burney is only
- answerable to heaven for keeping your mind free from the baleful influence
- of novels, but I am in a worse case, for I am answerable to Mrs. Burney.
- And what is the name of the precious production?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me see,&rdquo; said Fanny, artfully referring to the title page. &ldquo;Oh, yes:
- 'Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World.' Do you call that an
- alluring title?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Too sentimental by half,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;But I have heard of the thing, and
- one of the reviews dealt with it some weeks ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Praise or blame?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, foolish adulation for the great part; but not without a reasonable
- word here and there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The reasonable part you are sure must be the censorious? That is not fair
- to the poor author.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor author? Yes, they are all poor authors nowadays. What's the name of
- this particular item of poverty?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no name on the title page; but I hear that the writer was Mr.
- Anstey himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! another 'Bath Guide'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir Joshua Reynolds told mamma that he had remained up all night reading
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor Sir Joshua! His eyes are none too good at the best! And does Susy
- believe that the book which kept Sir Joshua awake is the best one to send
- you asleep? You came to Chessington, you know, to get as much as possible;
- 'Tired Nature's sweet restorer, balmy sleep!' the truest words that
- Shakespeare ever writ.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I propose to do is to try it upon you, my dear sir. I mean to give
- you a dose of it this evening, instead of gruel, and if it makes you sleep
- I will know that I may continue it for myself&mdash;it will be more
- wholesome than poppy or mandragora.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good! But I dare swear that it will be bad enough to keep me awake. You
- know that extremes meet in the case of books, as well as other matters;
- one keeps awake reading a good book, in expectancy of its undeveloped
- goodness; and reading a bad one, wondering how far the author can actually
- go in point of dullness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have often thought that; but Susy has sent only two of the three
- volumes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So that we shall not be able to fathom the full depth of the author's
- dullness? We should be grateful to Susy&mdash;so should the author. Well,
- you shall begin after tea, while there is yet daylight: <i>Le livre ne
- vaut pas la chandelle.</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Nous verrons</i>,&rdquo; cried Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- And she started reading the book that same day, an hour before sunset. The
- room in which they sat was a small one with a window facing the west and
- overlooking a long stretch of billowy common. The spicy scent of the
- wallflowers in the little garden patch at the side of the house was wafted
- through the half-open lattice, and occasionally there came the sound of
- the ducks gabbling at the pool beyond the gate that shut off the house
- from the lane. It was a cloudless evening, and the sunset promised to be
- peach-like in its tender tints of pink and saffron with the curves of
- delicate green in the higher sky. Fanny sat at the window and the old man
- reclined at his ease upon the sofa.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am giving myself every chance,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;All that I ask of you, my
- Fannikin, is that you do not glance at me every now and again to see if I
- am still awake. If you do so, I shall never yield to so much as a doze.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I promise faithfully to await your signal that you are alert,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so began one of the most delightful hours of her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was not a particularly good reader aloud when a book was casually put
- into her hands, but here she had before her a volume that she could almost
- have repeated verbatim, so that she soon found that she was just too
- fluent: she felt that if she went on at this rate his critical ear would
- tell him that she had every page by heart, and he would ask her for an
- explanation of so singular a thing as her being able to repeat so much of
- a book which she professed to have in her hands for the first time. She
- put a check upon her fluency, and though she did not go so far as to
- simulate stumbling over certain words, she neglected the punctuation now
- and again, and then went back upon some of the passages, causing him to
- give a little grumble and say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be careful, my dear; there's no need for haste: the evening is still
- young.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After that she was more careful&mdash;which is the same as saying she was
- more careless of adhering to the scheme she had adopted. She felt that as
- he had now been put off the scent, she might run along as she pleased
- without there being a chance of his suspecting anything through her
- showing herself familiar with passage after passage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before she had got through more than a dozen pages she heard a creaking of
- the sofa&mdash;she trusted herself to glance in that direction and found
- that he was no longer reclining: he was sitting up and listening
- attentively. She continued reading without making a remark for a full
- hour. The sun had set, but the twilight was clear enough to allow of her
- seeing the print on the page before her for some time still; then the
- darkness seemed to fall all at once, and she laid the book down when she
- had come to the close of one of the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Candles,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Candles! Upon my word, the world is right for once:
- the stuff is good. We must have candles. Candles, I say!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Supper, say I,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;I feel that I have need of bodily
- refreshment after such a task. Does it sound real to you, Daddy Crisp&mdash;all
- about the Young Lady who is about to enter the world?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not merely does it sound real, it is real&mdash;it is reality,&rdquo; he
- replied quickly. &ldquo;The man who wrote what you have read has something of
- the genius of&mdash;of&mdash;now whom does he resemble, think you?&mdash;Richardson
- here and there, and in places, Fielding, it seems to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You suppose that 'tis written by a man?&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, of course, 'tis the work of a man,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;Where is the woman
- living that is capable of writing a single page of that book? What, have I
- gone to so much trouble in training you to understand what is bad and what
- is good in writing, to so little purpose, that you should have a doubt as
- to the sex of what you have just read?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The sex of a book&mdash;a novel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not? There are masculine books and there is feminine&mdash;trash.
- There you have the difference.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you do not consider this to be&mdash;trash?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will you get the candles, Miss Burney? It seems that you are sorely in
- need of illumination if you put that question to me seriously. Trash?
- Madam, you perceive that I am all eagerness to hear the rest of the story,
- and yet you put that silly question to me! Look you here, you rogue,
- cannot you see that the very fact of your putting such a question to me
- shows that the book is the work of a man? When a carefully trained woman
- such as you cannot yet discriminate between the good and the trash that is
- written, how would it be possible for a woman to write what you have
- read?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You think there is nothing womanly in the book?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is nothing effeminate in the writing, so much is sure. There is
- plenty that is womanly in the book, because the man who wrote it knows how
- to convey to a reader a sense of womanliness to be in keeping with the
- character of the letters&mdash;that is what is meant by genius. A woman
- trying to produce the same effect would show the frill of her petticoat on
- every page. She would make the men's parts in the book as feminine as the
- women's. Now, no more chatter an you please, but get the candles.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Mrs. Hamilton will get our supper by their light.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny tripped away, and was behind the door of the larder before she
- allowed the laughter which was pent up very close to her eyes to have its
- freedom. It was a very hearty laugh that she had, for there was a constant
- buzzing in her ears of the question:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What will he say when he learns the truth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She was ready to dance her Nancy Dawson in delight at seeing the effect of
- the book upon the old man whom she loved&mdash;the man who was directly
- responsible for its existence. If Mr. Crisp had not taken trouble with
- her, encouraging her to write her letters to him in a natural style, the
- correspondence in &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; would, she knew, be very different from what
- it was. So, after all, she reflected, he was right in pronouncing the book
- the work of a man; but he had no idea that he was the man who was
- responsible for it. That reflection of hers was as fully imbued with the
- true spirit of comedy as her anticipation of the effect that would be
- produced upon him by the revelation of the authorship.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was why this young student of the human comedy was able to
- restrain herself from making the revelation to him at once: she had, as it
- were, a delicate palate for comedy, and it was a delight to her&mdash;the
- gratification of her natural vanity had nothing to do with it&mdash;to
- lead him on to commit himself more deeply every moment on the question of
- the sex of the writer. Oh, no; she had no idea of making any confession to
- him for the present. She would have many another chat with him before the
- moment for that <i>dénouement</i> in the comedy should arrive.
- </p>
- <p>
- So she got the candles and the housekeeper laid the cold chicken and the
- plates on the supper-table, and Mr. Crisp set about mixing the salad in
- the manner he had acquired in Italy. And all the time they were engaged
- over the simple meal he was criticising what she had read, and he had
- scarcely a word to say about it that was not favourable. But he took care
- to protect himself in case he should be forced to retire from the position
- he had taken up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A man is a fool to pronounce an opinion on a book before he has had the
- last page read to him,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have only been touching upon the part
- that I have heard, and I say that it seems to me to be as good as anything
- I have read for years; but that is not saying that the remainder, or some
- portions of the remainder, may not be so greatly inferior as to compel me
- to pronounce unfavourably of the book as a whole. I have had instances of
- such inequality shown by many writers, and it may be that the writer of
- 'Evelina' will be added to the list, although he shows no sign of falling
- off up to your last page. Do not be hurried by me, my dear, but if you
- have indeed made up your mind to eat no cheese, Mrs. Hamilton can remove
- the <i>débris</i>, and unless you are tired, you will read me a few pages
- more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She read until midnight. The only pauses that she made were when he
- trimmed the wicks of the candles. He commended her fluency. She had never
- read better in his hearing, he said. She showed that she understood what
- she was reading; and that, after all, was the greatest praise that could
- be given to anyone. He did not suggest the likelihood that she was tired.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the sound of the bleating of lambs occasionally borne from the
- meadows beyond the little stream&mdash;the sound of an owl that came
- nightly about the house from the barn of the farm a few hundred yards away&mdash;the
- sound of a large moth bumping against the glass of the casement through
- which the candle-light shone. There was nothing to interrupt her in her
- delightful task until the church clock struck the hour of midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not another line,&rdquo; she cried, jumping from her chair. &ldquo;Poor Evelina! she
- will be the better for a sleep. When she awakens she may be able to see
- more clearly who are her true friends and who are not to be trusted.
- Good-night, dear Daddy; and receive my thanks for your attention.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give me the volume,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I usually awake before six, and so shall
- have a couple of hours of it before rising.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not get it from me, sir,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Captain Mervain knows the
- naval rule about drinking glass for glass, and let me tell you that the
- same rule holds in the matter of reading a book&mdash;chapter for chapter
- between us, sir; we shall finish as we have begun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She blew him a kiss and ran upstairs to escape his protests: he shouted
- them after her from the foot of the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
- was a lovely one, and Fanny was feeding the ducks in the brook before
- eight o'clock. When she came into the house to breakfast she found Mr.
- Crisp in the porch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have given me a sleepless night,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I lay awake endeavouring
- to determine for my own satisfaction what would be the outcome of the
- girl's meeting that dreadful Branghton family. I worked out the story to
- its proper conclusion&mdash;so I thought&mdash;on my left side; but when I
- turned on my right I found that I had been grossly astray in all my
- fancies; and forthwith I set to work to put myself right. After an hour or
- two I thought I had succeeded, but, lo! a turn on my back and I saw that,
- as I planned it, the story would never come to an end. So I kept on until
- the dawn. Then I fell asleep, but only to find myself surrounded by
- demons, in the form of Branghtons, and a master devil wearing the epaulets
- of a naval officer, and he made for me with a horrid leer and a cry of
- Mervain! I awoke in a worse state than did the Duke of Clarence in the
- play, and I have not slept since. Oh, that little mischief, Susy!
- Wherefore did she send hither that magic book to be my undoing?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, never before did I perceive the evil of novel reading,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;I could not understand my mother's banning all such books, but now
- I see the wisdom of it. I now see how they tend to unsettle one. But it
- may not yet be too late to save you from the evil influence of 'Evelina.'
- If I read no more of her story, you will soon forget her and all may be
- well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will read no more? Good! Carry out your threat and I will e'en take
- the coach to London and buy a full set at Mr. Newbery's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At Mr. Newbery's? Ah, sir, that is a threat you could not carry out,
- however vindictive you might be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why not, prithee? Think you I would begrudge the seven or eight
- shillings it would cost?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir; but if you went to Mr. Newbery you would probably find yourself
- treated badly by him if you accused him of publishing the book. 'Tis Mr.
- Lowndes who is the guilty person.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not put one to the humiliation of a journey to London all for a
- trumpery novel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, not for a trumpery novel; but we were talking of 'Evelina.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I submit to the correction, my dear; and so now we are in perfect
- agreement, you will continue the story, if only to allay my sleepless
- speculations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder how it will sound when read in the morning? I fear that it will
- be as dull as a play would seem in the garish light of day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell not that to me. There are novels of the morn as well as of the even,
- and I believe that the freshness of this one will be best appreciated in
- the brightness of such a morning as this. At any rate, we can but make a
- trial of it. If we find that it does not read well, you can lay it aside
- till the evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was delighted to find that he was as interested in her book as Susy
- had been; and the noon came and found her beginning the second volume to
- him, sitting by his side in the sunlight that bathed the little garden,
- and his attention never flagged. Once or twice, however, he grumbled, but
- her ear assured her that his grumble was not a critical one; it was only
- meant to censure the behaviour of the rude Captain Mervain.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were still in the garden when, shortly after noon, a chaise was heard
- in the lane: it appeared to be on its way to the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! as I live 'tis mamma and my sisters come to pay us a visit,&rdquo; cried
- Fanny, seeing a handkerchief waved to her from the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They shall be made welcome, for I cannot doubt that they have brought the
- third volume with them,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp, rising to receive his visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- In this way the reading was interrupted, and indeed Fanny was rather glad
- of a respite. She had not risen from her chair since nine o'clock. A
- chance of stretching her limbs was very acceptable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney and the girls had scarcely settled down to their cakes and
- sweet wine, after explaining that Dr. Burney had insisted on their taking
- this drive into the country, the day promised to be so fine, when Mr.
- Crisp turned to Susy, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wicked girl! What did you mean by sending us the two volumes of that
- vile novel to upset us poor country folk? And I hope you have not
- neglected to bring with you the third.&rdquo; Poor Susy reddened and glanced at
- Fanny without trying to make any reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eh, what is this?&rdquo; cried the old man. &ldquo;Do you mean to disclaim all
- responsibility for the act? Ah, 'tis too late for you to make such an
- attempt. The evil has been done. The poison has begun to work in our
- blood; and its effects can only be neutralized by the contents of the
- third volume. Say at once, I pray, if you have brought it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not trouble poor Susy with your tropes, sir,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;She cannot
- grasp your meaning, and only trusts that we have not gone mad. I suppose
- the road was as usual&mdash;half of it muddy and the rest dusty?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I insist on hearing if the third volume is in the chaise,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Crisp, firmly. &ldquo;If it be not, then you may drive straight back to St.
- Martin's Street and return hither with it in time for Fannikin to read it
- to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray what book is it that you refer to, Mr. Crisp?&rdquo; inquired Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What book, madam! As if there were more books than one printed this year!
- Why, Mrs. Burney, where have you been living all this time, that you have
- never heard of 'Evelina '?&rdquo; cried he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have heard of little else save this 'Evelina' for some time past; but I
- have no time for reading novels, nor has any member of my family,&rdquo; replied
- the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I insisted on one member of your family finding the time yesterday and
- to-day, and the consequence is that she has gone through the first volume
- and part of the second since Susy was so obliging as to send them hither.
- I was in hopes that you had brought the third volume; but I perceive that
- we shall have to wait for it now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy was examining very closely the pattern on her plate when Mrs. Burney
- turned to her, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does Mr. Crisp mean that you got that novel and sent it hither to Fanny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only part of it&mdash;no more than two volumes,&rdquo; said Susy quickly, as
- though anxious to submit extenuating circumstances to the notice of her
- stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you get it at Hill's library, or where?&rdquo; inquired Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not get it at a library,&rdquo; replied Susy slowly, as a reluctant
- witness might answer an incriminating question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, did you buy it? Did you spend your money on it?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney,
- with a note of amazement not free from anxiety.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no; I did not buy it,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did it come into your hands, then&mdash;tell me that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cousin Edward brought it for Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you read the first two volumes and are now reading the third?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, mamma, 'tis I that was led by my curiosity,&rdquo; said Lottie hastily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Though you have often heard me protest against the vice of novel reading?
- I wonder at you, Lottie. I am shocked that you should so yield to a vulgar
- temptation,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear madam, you must not talk of our dear 'Evelina' as if she
- were an everyday person,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp. &ldquo;On the contrary, she is a most
- interesting young lady, and if I do not soon learn what happens to her now
- that she has formed some very dubious intimacies, I shall be inconsolable.
- Have you read the book, Mrs. Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I indeed,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney, with more than a suggestion of
- indignation that such a charge should be brought against her. &ldquo;I have
- heard enough about that book during the past month to prevent me from
- having any wish to read it, even if I were a novel reader, which I
- certainly deny. I am ashamed that any member of my household should so far
- forget her duty as to read such stuff.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, come, my dear lady, you must remember that there are novels and
- novels,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp. &ldquo;I have heard you praise Mr. Richardson, have I
- not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Richardson was a genius and a great moral writer, sir, as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The two are not invariably associated. But what if I tell you that this
- new book is worthy of being placed between 'Clarissa Harlowe' and
- 'Pamela'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not do so gross an injustice to the memory of a great man, I am
- sure. But, if you please, we will discuss this no longer. No matter what
- this 'Evelina' may be, the fact remains that I gave a command that our
- home should be free from the taint of novel reading, and my wishes have
- been secretly ignored. I should not wonder if Fanny had encouraged Edward
- to procure the book for her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot deny it,&rdquo; said Fanny in a low voice. &ldquo;'Twas my doing altogether.
- All the blame should rest on my shoulders&mdash;yes, from the first&mdash;the
- very first&mdash;from the title page on to 'Finis.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And your delinquency has given me greater pleasure than I have derived
- from other people's rectitude,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp. Then he turned to Mrs.
- Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear madam, you must forgive our Fannikin for her misdemeanour. If you
- had but read the book for yourself you would feel as I do on the subject.
- 'Tis the most fascinating story&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is, I hold, the worst of the matter,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;The more
- fascinating the novel, the more dangerous it is, and the greater reason
- there is why it should be excluded from every honest home. A dull story
- may do but little harm. One might reasonably tolerate it even among a
- household of young girls, but a clever one&mdash;a fascinating one, as you
- call this 'Evelina,' should never be allowed to cross the threshold. But,
- by your leave, sir, we will talk no more upon a question on which I know
- we shall never agree.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the most satisfactory proposal that could be made,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Crisp, bowing. &ldquo;I will only add that since you are so fully sensible of
- the danger of a delightful book in your house, you will take prompt
- measures to prevent the baleful influence of 'Evelina' from pervading your
- home, by despatching the third volume to me without delay. The third
- volume of such a novel may in truth be likened to the match in the barrel
- of gunpowder: 'tis the most dangerous part of the whole. The first two
- volumes are like the gunpowder&mdash;comparatively innocent, but the
- moment the third volume is attached&mdash;phew! So you would do well not
- to delay in getting rid of such an inflammatory composition, Mrs. Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I promise you that you shall have it at once, sir,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;And I trust that you will not allow the first and second to return to my
- house. A barrel of gunpowder may be as innocent as you say, so long as the
- match is withheld, but still I have no intention of turning our home into
- a powder magazine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the last reference made to &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; while Mrs. Burney and the
- two girls remained at Chessington. They went away so as to be back in St.
- Martin's Street in time for dinner; but the moment they were together in
- the chaise Mrs. Burney burst out once more in her denunciation of the vice
- of novel reading. From her general treatment of the theme she proceeded&mdash;as
- the girls feared she would&mdash;to the particular instance of its
- practice which had just come under her notice. She administered to poor
- Susy a sound scolding for having received the book from her cousin Edward
- in secret, and another to poor Lottie for having ventured to read it
- without asking leave. The girls were soon reduced to tears, but not a word
- did they say in reply. They were loyal to their sister and her secret with
- which they had been entrusted. Not a word did either of them utter.
- </p>
- <p>
- The drive home on that lovely afternoon was a dreary one, especially after
- Mrs. Burney had said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fear that this duplicity has been going on for a long time in our
- house. Yes, I have noticed more than once an exchange of meaning glances
- between you and Fanny, and sometimes, too, when your cousin Edward was in
- the room. It seemed to me that you had some secret in common which you
- were determined to keep from me. I said nothing at that time, for though
- my suspicions were awakened, yet I thought it best to take the most
- favourable view of the matter, and I assumed that the secret&mdash;if
- there was a secret&mdash;was an innocent one&mdash;such as girls in a
- family may share among themselves about some trifling thing; but now I
- have no doubt that your glances and your winks and your elbowings had to
- do with the smuggling of books into the house for your surreptitious
- reading. I am ashamed of you. It hurts me deeply to find that, after all
- the care I have taken to preserve you in innocence of the world and its
- wickedness, you have been behaving with such duplicity. I shall, of
- course, think it my duty to let your father know what I have found out,
- and he may be able to suggest some means of preventing a repetition of
- such conduct.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The poor girls dared not even look at each other for mutual sympathy, lest
- such glances should be interpreted by their mother as a further attempt to
- pursue the scheme of duplicity with which she had charged them. They could
- only sit tearful and silent until they were once again in St. Martin's
- Street. They longed to rush upstairs together to their room and mingle
- their tears in a sisterly embrace before determining how they should meet
- their stepmother's charges in the presence of their father.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney was too astute a strategist to permit them to consult
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is your master within?&rdquo; she inquired of William, the man-servant, who
- opened the door for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is in the library, madam, with Mrs. Esther,&rdquo; replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So much the better,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney to the girls. &ldquo;We shall go directly
- to him, and your sister Esther will be present.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She made them precede her to the room that was called the library. Dr.
- Burney and Hetty were laughing together across the table&mdash;the sound
- of their merriment had been heard by the girls before the door was opened.
- But at the portentous gravity of the entrance of Mrs. Burney her husband
- became grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have returned early,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and&mdash;good heavens! you have been
- weeping&mdash;you do not bring bad news&mdash;Fanny has not had a
- relapse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fanny is quite well; but I bring you bad news,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;You
- will, I am sure, regard it as the worst possible news when I tell you that
- she, as well as her sisters here, have been guilty of the grossest
- disobedience&mdash;a conspiracy of disobedience, I may call it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am amazed&mdash;and grieved,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But I can scarcely believe
- that, brought up as they have been&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They do not deny it,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;I only discovered by chance that, in
- defiance of our rule against novel reading, they been have trafficking
- with their cousin Edward to procure novels for their secret reading, and
- the latest they smuggled into the house is that one called 'Evelina'&mdash;I
- actually found Fanny reading the book to Mr. Crisp, and her sisters
- admitted&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what did Fanny admit?&rdquo; he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She admitted that Edward had procured the book at her request,&rdquo; replied
- his wife. &ldquo;Was not that enough?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not half enough&mdash;not a quarter enough, considering that it was Fanny
- who wrote 'Evelina' with her own hand and under our very noses without our
- suspecting it,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney looked at him dumbly for more than a whole minute. There was
- silence in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she sat slowly down on the nearest chair, still keeping her eyes
- fixed upon him.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER XXXII
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- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">D</span>OCTOR BURNEY sat
- for a long time staring at a point high above his wife's head. The eldest
- daughter, Hetty, standing at the other side of the writing-table, was
- radiant; her eyes were dancing. The two others were standing together&mdash;huddled
- together, it might be said, for they suggested a pair of lambs recently
- frightened&mdash;doubtful of what is going to happen next and feeling that
- the closer they are to each other the safer they will be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever hear of anything so funny?&rdquo; said Hetty, glancing around and
- still radiant.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her father got upon his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And she was the only one that never had any attention,&rdquo; said he, as if he
- had not heard Hetty's remark. &ldquo;Fanny was left to make her own way as
- pleased her best&mdash;no one troubled about her education. She was left
- to pick up knowledge as best she could&mdash;the crumbs that fell from the
- others' table&mdash;that was how she picked up French when the others came
- back from school, and now she speaks it with the best of them... And so
- shy! Tell me, if you can, how she got her knowledge of things&mdash;the
- things in that book&mdash;the pictures red with life&mdash;the real
- life-blood of men and women&mdash;love&mdash;emotion&mdash;pathos&mdash;all
- that make up life&mdash;and don't forget the characterization&mdash;that's
- what seems to me all but miraculous. Hogarth&mdash;we all know that
- Hogarth drew his characters and fitted them into his pictures because he
- made it a point to walk among them and look at them with observant eyes;
- but tell me, if you can, what chance that child had of seeing anything;
- and yet she has filled her canvas, and every bit is made up of firm, true
- drawing. That is the chief wonder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke evidently under the impulse of a great excitement at first, not
- looking at anyone in particular&mdash;just skimming them all with his eyes
- as he paced the room. But he seemed gradually to recover himself as he
- talked, and he appeared to address his last words to his wife. This
- assisted her to recover herself also&mdash;a minute or so in advance of
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You seem to be sure that Fanny wrote it,&rdquo; she said, when he had done. &ldquo;Is
- it fair to condemn her before you make sure?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Everyone looked at Mrs. Burney; but only her husband laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Condemn her&mdash;condemn her for having written the finest novel since
- Fielding?&rdquo; he said, with the laugh still on his face. There was no laugh
- on hers; on the contrary, its expression was more serious than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A novel is a novel,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I told Mr. Crisp&mdash;but that was only
- about the reading of novels&mdash;the cleverer they are the more
- mischievous&mdash;dangerous&mdash;even the reading&mdash;I never dreamt of
- her going so far as to write one, clever or otherwise. But a novel is
- still a novel&mdash;she must have neglected her duties in the house,
- though I failed to observe it... and sending it to a bookseller without
- saying a word to us! Who would have believed that a young woman with her
- training&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It flashed across me when I read the verses addressed to myself at the
- beginning that she had asked my permission some months ago, and that I had
- given it&mdash;I did so laughing at the poor child's credulousness in
- believing that any bookseller would print it for her and pay her for the
- privilege&mdash;the privilege of making a thousand pounds out of her
- book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! are you serious?&mdash;a thousand pounds, did you say?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Lowndes will make more than a thousand pounds by the sale of the book&mdash;Hetty
- tells me that he only paid Fanny twenty for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is the world coming to&mdash;a fortune in a single book! And we
- talked about her being portionless, when all the time she was more richly
- endowed than all the rest of the family; for if she has written one book,
- she can certainly write another equally remunerative. 'Perhaps she has
- another ready for the printers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney was blessed with the capacity to look at matters, however
- artistic they might be, from the standpoint of the practical housekeeper.
- The mention of so sonorous a sum as a thousand pounds caused the scales of
- prejudice to fall from the eyes through which she had regarded the act of
- authorship, and at that instant she perceived that it should not be
- thought of as a delinquency but as a merit.
- </p>
- <p>
- And, after all, it appeared that the girl had obtained the permission of
- her father to print it&mdash;that put quite a different complexion upon
- the transaction, did it not?
- </p>
- <p>
- And a thousand pounds&mdash;that appealed to the good sense of a practical
- person and swept away the last cobweb of prejudice that she had had
- respecting novels and their writers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Has she another book written, think you?&rdquo; she inquired in a tone full of
- interest. &ldquo;Of course we shall see that she gets a better share of Mr.
- Lowndes' thousand pounds than she did for her first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She has not written a line since 'Evelina,'&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;To be sure, I
- have not been her <i>confidante</i> since I got married, but I know that
- she was so frightened at the thought of what she had done that she would
- not write another page.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Frightened! What had she to be frightened about?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney in a
- tone of actual amazement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goodness knows,&rdquo; said Esther with a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sound of the dinner-bell coming at that moment had about it also
- something of the quality of a long, loud, sonorous outburst of laughter
- with a cynical tinkle at the last.
- </p>
- <p>
- The group in that room dissolved in all directions with exclamations of
- dismay at being overtaken by the dinner-hour so unprepared.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is all over now,&rdquo; said Susy to Lottie, when they were alone in their
- room. &ldquo;I was afraid when she ushered us so formally into the library that
- we would be forced to tell our secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I made up my mind that no torture of the rack or wild horses would unseal
- my lips,&rdquo; said Susy, earnestly. &ldquo;Do you know, Lottie, I feel quite lonely
- without our secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is just the same with me, dear,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;I feel as if I were
- suddenly cut off from some great interest in life&mdash;as if I had gone
- downstairs one morning and found that someone had stolen the piano. I
- wonder if it was Hetty who told the padre.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make haste and we shall soon learn all,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before they had finished dinner they learned from their father how he had
- got to the bottom of the secret that they had so cherished.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had gone as usual to give a music lesson to Queenie Thrale, and when
- partaking of some refreshment before setting out for London, Mrs. Thrale
- had talked to him in terms of the highest praise of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo; She had
- read the book twice over, she told him, and had lent it to Dr. Johnson,
- who could talk of nothing else. Then Mrs. Cholmondeley had arrived on a
- visit to Thrale Hall, and she, too, was full of praise of the book. She,
- too, had lent her copy to someone else&mdash;to no less important a person
- than Mr. Edmund Burke, and he had declared himself as greatly captivated
- by it as his friend Sir Joshua Reynolds had been. Everybody was talking
- about it, and the question of the authorship had been as widely discussed
- as before; Mrs. Cholmondeley had declared that she would give twenty
- guineas to find out for certain who it was that had written the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale had thereupon suggested that Dr. Burney was in a better
- position than most people for solving the mystery, going about as he was
- from one part of the town to another and being in close touch with all
- manner of people.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I had not, as you know, so much as read the book for myself&mdash;I
- seemed to be the only one in town who had not done so&mdash;and on getting
- home I sent William post haste to Mr. Lowndes to purchase a set. This
- done, I sat down to peruse the first volume. The page opened on the Ode;
- it lay beneath my eyes, and I tell you truly that I did not seem to read
- it: I seemed to hear Fanny's voice reading the verses in my ear, and the
- truth came upon me in a flash&mdash;incredible though it appeared, I knew
- that it was she who had written the book. Hetty came in before my eyes
- were dry&mdash;she saw the volume in my hand, and she understood all. 'You
- know,' was all that she said. I think that the greatest marvel was the
- keeping of the secret of the book! To think of its being known to four
- girls and never becoming too great for them to bear!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was appealing to his wife, but she only nodded a cold acquiescence in
- his surprise. She remained silent, however, and this was something to be
- grateful for, the girls thought: they knew just what she was thinking, and
- they also knew that if they had some little trouble in keeping their
- secret, she had very much more in restraining herself from uttering some
- comment upon their reticence&mdash;their culpable reticence, she would
- think it. They could see that she was greatly displeased at having been
- excluded from their secret, since such an exclusion had forced her into a
- false position more than once&mdash;notably in the presence of Mr. Crisp,
- when she had become the assailant of novels and novel reading generally,
- and also when she had scolded them on their return in the chaise. But they
- were good girls, and they were ready to allow that they were in the wrong,
- even though they did not think so: that is what really good girls do in
- their desire for peace in their homes. And Lottie and Susy made up their
- minds that should their stepmother tax them with double-dealing and
- deceit, they would not try to defend themselves. The reflection that they
- had kept their sister's secret would more than compensate them for any
- possible humiliation they might suffer at Mrs. Burney's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- All that Mrs. Burney said at the conclusion of her husband's further
- rhapsody about the marvel of Fanny's achievement, considering how she had
- been generally thought the dunce of the family, was comprised in a few
- phrases uttered in a hurt tone:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;While no one is more pleased than myself to witness her success, I cannot
- but feel that she would have shown herself possessed of a higher sense of
- her duty as a daughter if she had consulted her father or his wife in the
- matter,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may be true enough,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney; &ldquo;but if she had done so, would
- she have achieved her purpose any more fully than she has, I ask you? No,
- my dear, I do not feel, with any measure of certainty, that I would have
- gone far in my encouragement of her efforts, nor do I think that you would
- have felt it consistent with your principles to do so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was only referring to the question of a simple girl's duty in regard to
- her parents,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And your judgment on that point is, I am certain, unassailable,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;But here we have a girl who is no simple girl, but a genius; and I think
- that a good deal of latitude should be allowed to a genius&mdash;a little
- departure from the hard and fast line of the duties expected from a simple
- girl may be permitted in such a one as Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, she has succeeded in her aims&mdash;so much is plain,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Burney. &ldquo;But I hope that should any of her sisters set about a similar
- enterprise&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But the ringing laughter that came from the sisters, their father joining
- in with great heartiness, saved the need for her to complete her sentence.
- At first she felt hurt, but she quickly yielded to the exuberant spirit
- that pervaded the atmosphere of the room, and smiled indulgently, after
- the manner of a staid elderly lady who is compelled to take part in the
- romp of her girls and boys at Christmas time.
- </p>
- <p>
- She continued smiling, and the others continued laughing, and this spirit
- of good humour was maintained until bedtime.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls knew that they would not be scolded for their participation in
- Fanny's secret; for Fanny by her success had justified any amount of
- double-dealing. If Fanny had made a fool of herself they would feel that
- they deserved to participate in her scolding; but success is easily
- pardoned, and so they rightly counted upon a general amnesty. What was it
- that their father had said about a thousand pounds?
- </p>
- <p>
- They went to bed quite happy, in spite of being deprived of the fearful
- joy of having a secret to keep.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">D</span>R. BURNEY had
- given instructions that Fanny was not to be communicated with at
- Chessington until he had seen her; but that the third volume of the book
- was to be sent to Mr. Crisp without delay. He was to go to Streatham again
- in two days' time, and thence to Chessington, where he would make Mr.
- Crisp aware of the identity of the writer of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He anticipated an interesting hour with Mr. Crisp, but a very much more
- interesting half-hour with Mrs. Thrale; for he meant, of course, to lose
- no time in letting that lady into the secret: he knew that she would make
- the most of the information he could impart to her; to be the first to
- learn what all her friends were striving to learn would at once place her
- above Mrs. Cholmondeley, who was willing to pay twenty guineas for the
- knowledge, and even Mrs. Montagu, who was inclined to patronize Mrs.
- Thrale and a good many other ladies, in spite of the fact that Dr. Johnson
- dined usually five days out of every week with Mrs. Thrale, but had only
- dined once with Mrs. Montagu since she had gone to her new house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney was well aware how valuable the Thrale connection was to him; a
- teacher of music is apt to look with sparkling eyes at a houseful of girls
- whose father possesses the possibilities of such wealth as was defined by
- Dr. Johnson in this particular case as beyond the dreams of avarice. Dr.
- Burney had a very nice judgment on the subject of an influential
- connection, and so was delighted to have a chance of doing a signal good
- turn to so deserving a patroness as Mrs. Thrale. Yes, he felt sure that
- his half-hour at Streatham Hall would be the most interesting of the many
- half-hours he had spent under the same hospitable roof.
- </p>
- <p>
- And he was not mistaken in his surmise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale had, as usual, several friends coming to partake of an early
- repast with her; and Dr. Burney had pictured to himself the effect of his
- announcement to the company that his daughter had written the book upon
- which he was pretty sure the conversation would turn&mdash;indeed, he felt
- that he would be greatly surprised if the conversation did not immediately
- rush to the question of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; and remain there for the rest of the
- afternoon; for the enterprising ladies would doubtless bring with them
- some fresh suggestions or new cues to its authorship. He pictured himself
- allowing them to go on for some time until perhaps a statement would be
- made which he should have to contradict point-blank. They would all look
- at him in surprise. What did he know about the matter? Was he interested
- in the question? Had he found out anything?
- </p>
- <p>
- How he would smile while saying quietly:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I am more or less interested in the matter, the fact being that
- 'Evelina' is the work of my daughter, Fanny Burney!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That would be, he thought, a fitting moment in which to divulge the
- secret; he saw the whole scene clearly before him.
- </p>
- <p>
- But before he had reached his destination that intuition of what would
- commend itself to a patron which had been so important an auxiliary to his
- ability in placing him above his rivals in his profession, overcame his
- desire to play the most important part in a dramatic scene; he perceived
- that such a rôle should be taken by an influential patroness, and not by
- himself. Thus it was that when Mrs. Thrale was giving him a cup of
- chocolate after his journey he smiled, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was greatly interested in the conversation between Mrs. Cholmondeley
- and the other ladies when I was last here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About 'Evelina'?&rdquo; she inquired. &ldquo;Ah, I wonder if Mrs. Cholmondeley has
- yet paid over her twenty guineas to the discoverer of the author. It seems
- that he has as arduous a task in regard to 'Evelina' as Raleigh had in
- regard to his El Dorado.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So it would appear,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;Let us hope that his efforts will
- be more highly valued than those of poor Sir Walter. Have you yourself no
- suspicions on the subject, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, suspicions? There have been as many suspicions set going on this
- subject within the month as would be entertained only by the most
- imaginative Bow Street runner. For my own part, I maintain that the book
- could only have been writ by our friend Horace Walpole. He found that his
- 'Otranto' excited so much curiosity when published without a name, he came
- to the conclusion that he would produce another novel with the same amount
- of mystery attached to it. The only point against this assumption is that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That the book was assuredly written by another person,&rdquo; said Burney,
- smiling in a way that he designed to be somewhat enigmatical.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale tried to interpret his smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; she exclaimed, &ldquo;you have formed another theory&mdash;you&mdash;you
- have heard something since you were last here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not something, madam&mdash;not a mere something, but everything&mdash;everything
- that is to be known regarding the writer of that book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible? Who is your informant?&mdash;the value of all that you
- have heard is dependent upon the accuracy of your informant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The book was written by the person whom I fancied I knew best of all the
- people in the world, and yet the last person whom I would believe capable
- of such a feat. The author of the book&mdash;I am the author of her being&mdash;she
- is none other than my daughter Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale sat staring at him, one arm resting upon the table, her lips
- parted as if about to utter an exclamation of surprise, but unable to do
- so by reason of her surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- More than a minute had passed before she was able to speak, and then she
- could do no more than repeat his words.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your daughter Fanny&mdash;your daughter&mdash;but is not Fanny the little
- shy one that goes into a corner when you have company?&rdquo; she asked, in a
- tone that suggested that she had heard something too ridiculous to be
- believed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is that one, madam,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;It would seem as if the corner of a
- room has its advantages in enabling one to observe life from a true
- standpoint. Two eyes looking out from a corner with a brain behind them&mdash;there
- you have the true writer of a novel of life and character. Poor Fanny! How
- often have not I talked of her as 'poor Fanny'? She had no education
- except what she contrived to pick up haphazard&mdash;a sweet child&mdash;a
- lovable daughter, but the last person in the world to be suspected of such
- a book as 'Evelina.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are sure, sir&mdash;you have seen&mdash;heard&mdash;you know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Beyond any doubt. Her sisters were let into the secret, but neither of
- her parents. I know now why that was&mdash;no want of duty&mdash;no lack
- of respect&mdash;she began the book for her own amusement, and it grew
- under her hand; she sent it to a bookseller, more as a jest than in the
- belief that anything would come of it, and up to the last it was treated
- by her and her sisters as a schoolroom mystery&mdash;a nursery secret&mdash;and
- Mrs. Burney and I were kept out of it solely because we were not of the
- nursery or the schoolroom. And when it became a serious matter we were
- excluded because they were afraid to reveal it to us&mdash;Fanny herself,
- dear child!&mdash;feared that we would be concerned if it were stillborn.
- It was only when it was at the point of being published by Mr. Lowndes
- that she came to me saying that she had been writing something and wanted
- my leave to send it forth, promising that no name would appear upon the
- title page. I gave my leave with a smile, and when I had my laugh at the
- innocence of the girl in fancying that any bookseller would pay for the
- printing of what she might scribble, I forgot all about the matter. It was
- only when I sent for the book and read the Ode addressed to myself that I
- seemed to hear Fanny's voice speaking the words in my ear&mdash;I told the
- others so when they returned from visiting her at Chessington. But
- meantime Esther had come to me, and she told me all that was known to her
- about the book and its secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The most wonderful story ever known&mdash;more wonderful than the story
- of Evelina herself!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;How people&mdash;Mrs.
- Cholmondeley and the rest&mdash;will lift up their hands! Who among them
- will believe it all possible? List, my dear doctor, you must bring her to
- me in the first instance&mdash;all the others will be clamouring for her
- to visit them&mdash;I know them! You must bring her to me without delay&mdash;why
- not to-day? I can easily send a chaise for her&mdash;a coach if necessary.
- Well, if not to-day, to-morrow. I must have her here. We will understand
- each other&mdash;she and I; and Dr. Johnson will be with us&mdash;quite a
- little company&mdash;for dinner. You will promise me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be assured, dear madam, that there is no house apart from her home where
- I feel she would be happier than in this,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;She has often
- expressed the warmest admiration for you, and I know that her dearest wish
- is to be on terms of intimacy with you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The sweet girl! she shall have her dearest wish gratified to the fullest
- extent, sir. You will bring her as early to-morrow as it suits you. Good
- heavens! to think of that dear retiring child taking the town by storm!
- Dr. Johnson wrote to me no later than last evening, expressing once more
- his delight in reading the book, and Mr. Burke, too&mdash;but you heard
- about Mr. Burke. I will never forget your courtesy in telling me first of
- all your friends that she was the author, dear doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If not you, madam, whom would I have told?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall be ever grateful. You will give me leave to make the revelation
- to my friends who will be here to-day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is open for you to tell them all that I have told you, my dear madam;
- and you may truthfully add that if the writing of the book will bring her
- into closer intimacy with Mrs. Thrale, the author will feel that it has
- not been written in vain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made his lowest bow on rising from the table to receive his pupil, who
- entered the room at that moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had confidence that he was right in his intuition that his patroness
- would act with good effect the rôle which he had relinquished in her
- favour, when her friends would arrive in another hour for their
- &ldquo;collation;&rdquo; and he was ready to allow that none could have played the
- part more neatly than she did when the time came to prove how much
- better-informed she was than the rest of the world. She might have been
- possessed of the knowledge that Miss Burney was the writer of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo;
- from the first, from the easy and natural way in which she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not trouble yourselves telling me what Mrs. Cholmondeley said to
- Mr. Lowndes, or what Mr. Lowndes said to someone else about the writer of
- the novel; for it happens that I know, and have known for&mdash;for some
- time the name of the author.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There were a few little exclamations of surprise, and a very pretty
- uplifting of several pairs of jewelled hands at this calm announcement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;the writer is a friend of my own, and the
- daughter of one of my most valued friends, and if any people talk to you
- in future of 'Evelina' being the work of Mr. Walpole or Mr. Anstey or any
- man of letters, pay no attention to these astute investigators, but tell
- them that I said the book is the work of Miss Fanny Burney, one of the
- daughters of the celebrated Dr. Charles Burney, himself the author of a
- 'History of Music' that will live so long as the English language has a
- literature of its own.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale did it all with amazing neatness, Dr. Burney thought; and the
- attempt that she made to conceal the expression of triumph in the glance
- that she gave to her guests let him know that his tact had been exercised
- in the right direction. Mrs. Thrale was not the woman to forget that he
- had given her such a chance of proving to her friends how intimate was her
- association with the literary history of the day. She had been for several
- years the patroness of Dr. Johnson, who had written the best dictionary,
- and now she was about to take under her protection Miss Burney, who had
- written the best novel. He knew that Mrs. Thrale was almost as glad to be
- able to reveal the secret of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; as if she had written the book
- herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- And everyone else at the table felt that Mrs. Thrale was indeed an
- amazingly clever woman; and wondered how Mrs. Cholmondeley would feel when
- she had learned that she had been forestalled in her quest after the
- information on which she had placed a value of twenty guineas.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T had all come to
- her now. She had had her dreams from time to time when working at her
- novel&mdash;dreams of recognition&mdash;of being received on terms of
- equality by some of the lesser literary people who had visited the house
- in St. Martin's Street, and had gone away praising the musical talents of
- her sisters, but leaving her unnoticed. Her aspirations had been humble,
- but it seemed to her so stupid to be stupid in the midst of a brilliant
- household, that she longed to be able to do something that would, at
- least, cause their visitors of distinction to glance into her corner and
- recognize her name when it was spoken in their hearing. That was all she
- longed for at first&mdash;to be recognized as &ldquo;the one who writes,&rdquo; as
- people recognized &ldquo;the one who plays.&rdquo; But since Signor Rauzzini had come
- upon the scene her ambitions had widened. She dreamt not merely of
- recognition, but of distinction, so that he might be proud of her, and
- that she might not merely be spoken of as the wife of the Roman singer.
- That dream of hers had invariably been followed by a feeling of depression
- as she reflected upon the improbability of its ever being realized, and if
- it should not be realized, all hope of happiness would pass from her life.
- Thus it was that for some months she had lived with the cold finger of
- despair constantly pressing upon her heart. She was so practical&mdash;so
- reasonable&mdash;that she could never yield herself up to the fascination
- of the Fool's Paradise of dreams; she was ready to estimate her chances of
- literary success, and the result of the operation was depressing. How
- could any young woman who had seen so little of life, and who had been so
- imperfectly educated, have any hope to be received as a writer of
- distinction? What claim to distinction could such a girl as she advance in
- the face of the competition that was going on around her in every branch
- of distinctive work?
- </p>
- <p>
- For some months her good sense and her clear head were her greatest
- enemies; evermore bringing her back to the logic of a life in which
- everything is represented by figures, from a great artistic success to a
- butcher's bill&mdash;a life in which dreams play a part of no greater
- significance than the splendid colours clinging about the West in the
- unalterable routine of the setting sun.
- </p>
- <p>
- Many times she had awakened in the night to weep as she felt the
- bitterness of defeat; for her book had been given to the world and the
- world had received it as the sea receives a stone that is flung upon its
- surface. That simile of the stone and the sea was constantly recurring to
- her, and every time she saw that it was weak&mdash;that it fell short of
- meeting her case, for her book had made no stir whatsoever in the world,
- whereas a stone, however small it might be, could not be given to the sea
- without creating some stir on the surface of the waters.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, quite unexpectedly, had come a whisper from the world to tell
- her that her book had not been submerged: the whisper had increased in
- volume until it had sounded in her ears like a shout of acclamation,
- telling her that the reality had far surpassed her most sanguine dreams,
- and that common-sense reasoning is sometimes farther astray in its
- operation than are the promptings of the most unreasonable ambition.
- </p>
- <p>
- These were her rose-tinted reflections while driving with her father from
- Chessington to Streatham, a journey which represented to her the passing
- from obscurity to distinction, the crossing of the Jordan and the entering
- into the Land of Promise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny Burney has herself told the story of her father's coming to her at
- Chessington, and of her dear old friend's reception of the marvellous news
- that Dr. Burney brought to him&mdash;of the phrases which she overheard
- while the two men were in a room together&mdash;the incredulous
- exclamations&mdash;&ldquo;Wonderful&mdash;it's wonderful!&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Why, she has
- had very little education but what she has given herself&mdash;less than
- any of the others&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;The variety of characters&mdash;the variety of
- scenes, and the language&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Wonderful!&rdquo; And then Mr. Crisp's meeting
- her, catching her by the hands as she was going in to supper, and crying,
- &ldquo;Why, you little hussy, ain't you ashamed to look me in the face you&mdash;you
- 'Evelina,' you! Why, what a dance you have led me about it!&rdquo; Miss Burney
- has brought the scene vividly before our eyes in her Diary.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was one of the happiest days of her life; she saw the pride with which
- her father regarded her, for Dr. Burney was a practical man who valued
- achievement as it deserved, and was, besides, the best of fathers, and the
- most anxious to advance the interests of his children. He looked with
- pride upon his daughter, and talked of her having made Mr. Lowndes a
- wealthy man. His estimate of her earning powers had increased: he now
- declared that even if Lowndes had paid a thousand pounds for the book, his
- profits off it would enable him to buy an estate!
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the happiest evening of her life; and now she was in the chaise
- with her beloved father, driving to Streatham, where they were to dine,
- and Dr. Johnson was to be of the party. This meant more than recognition,
- it meant the Land of Promise of her ambitious dreams.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had many matters to reflect upon at this time, but all her reflections
- led to the one point&mdash;her next meeting with Rauzzini. The truth that
- had been revealed to her among Sir Joshua Reynolds' superb canvases, that
- love was more than all else that the world could give her, remained before
- her, as a luminous fixed star, to be a guide to her life; and the
- happiness that she now felt was due to the thought that she could go to
- the man whom she loved, without a misgiving, without fearing that he would
- hear those dreaded voices of the world saying that he had been a fool to
- ally himself with a nonentity, or that she would hear the whispers of
- those who might suggest that she had done very well for herself. She had
- long before made her resolution only to go to him when she could do so on
- terms of equality. At that time her resolution seemed to shut her out from
- all chances of happiness; she knew this, but at the same time she believed
- that it would shut both of them out from every chance of unhappiness; and
- so she had allowed it to dominate her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was where her common-sense and her reasonableness had their way,
- prevailing over that blind impulse which she now and again had, to trust
- to chance&mdash;and love&mdash;to overcome every other consideration, and
- to give her lover and herself happiness solely by being together. It was
- such impulses as this that caused love to be referred to as blind. But she
- was now ready to thank heaven for having given her strength to overcome it
- and so to give the victory to reason and good sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- She made up her mind to write to him before she slept that very night,
- telling him what her resolution had been&mdash;he had called it a mystery,
- not knowing anything about it&mdash;and asking him to rejoice with her
- that she had been able to maintain it, so that the barrier which she had
- seen between them was now swept away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to me&mdash;come to me&rdquo;&mdash;that would be the burden of her letter
- to him; she would send it to him and he would come.
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought made her lean back among the cushions of the chaise and shut
- her eyes, the better to enclose the vision of happiness that came from her
- heart. He would come to her and her happiness would be complete.
- </p>
- <p>
- So she arrived with her father at Thrale Hall and was welcomed by Mrs.
- Thrale in the porch. When she had made her toilet for dinner she was shown
- into the drawing-room. As she entered, she was conscious of the presence
- of several men, and the one nearest to her was, she saw, Signor Rauzzini.
- </p>
- <p>
- All the men in the room were looking toward her except Rauzzini. He was
- standing by the side of a small table, presenting his profile to her, and
- his eyes were gazing across the room at a picture that hung between the
- windows, a frown on his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was startled, and the blood rushed to her cheeks. It would have done
- so on her entering the room, even if she had not been surprised to see her
- lover there when she believed him to be still in France.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had stopped before reaching the middle of the room, and then she was
- hidden from the view of everybody by a huge mass of manhood in the person
- of Dr. Johnson. He seemed inclined to embrace her; and as he swung himself
- close to her, there was no one in the room that had not a moment of
- trepidation lest he should fall over her and crush her flat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale tripped alongside Fanny, as if ready to die with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, come, Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I have no intention of allowing you
- to monopolize Miss Burney, for that I perceive is your desire. The
- gentlemen must be presented to her in proper form.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I understood clearly that Miss Burney was coming hither
- for myself alone, and I have no mind to share so precious a morsel with
- others. Miss Burney and I are old friends, give me leave to say; I have
- more than once been interested in a book in the room where she was sitting
- in her father's house. Come to my arms, Miss Burney, and we shall laugh
- together at the jealous glances the others cast at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney will sit beside you at dinner, sir, and that must suffice you
- for the present,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny by the hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Johnson had succeeded, after more than one ineffectual attempt, in
- grasping Miss Burney's left hand, and in his ponderous playfulness, he
- refused to relinquish it, so that she had to make her curtsies to the
- gentlemen with Mrs. Thrale on one side of her and Johnson on the other.
- There was Mr. Seward and Sir Joshua Reynolds, and two others besides
- Signor Rauzzini. Each of them had a compliment to offer her, and did so
- very pleasantly and with great tact.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now that is done, Miss Burney and I can sit together on the sofa, and she
- will tell me why she loves the Scotch and I will scold her for it,&rdquo; said
- Johnson complacently.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, Miss Burney has not yet greeted Signor Rauzzini,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Thrale. &ldquo;You and Miss Burney are already acquainted, I know, Signor
- Rauzzini, though you did fancy that she was one of the musical girls of
- St. Martin's Street.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Rauzzini took a single step away from the table at which he had remained
- immovable, and bowed low, without speaking a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny responded. They were separated by at least three yards.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dinner is on the table, sir,&rdquo; announced a servant from the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not sorry,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;Mrs. Thrale gave me a solemn promise that
- Miss Burney should sit next to me. That was why I kept my eye on Miss
- Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And hand too, sir,&rdquo; remarked Mr. Seward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, yes, sir, and hand too, if you insist,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;And let me
- tell you, sir, that a Lichfield man will keep his hand on anything he
- wishes to retain when another Lichfield man is in the same room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His laughter set the ornaments on the mantelpiece a-jingling.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they went in to dinner before the echoes had died away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale kept her promise, and Fanny was placed next to Johnson. But
- even then he did not let go her hand. He held it in one of his own and
- patted it gently with the other. Fanny glanced down the table and saw that
- the eyes of the young Roman were looking in her direction, and that they
- were flaming. What could he mean, she wondered. She had been at first
- amazed at his bearing toward her in the drawing-room; but after a moment's
- thought, she had supposed that he had assumed that distant manner to
- prevent anyone from suspecting the intimacy there was between them. But
- what could that angry look in his eyes portend? Was it possible that he
- could be jealous of Dr. Johnson's awkward attention to her?
- </p>
- <p>
- She was greatly troubled.
- </p>
- <p>
- But if he had, indeed, resented Johnson's attention to her, such a plea
- was no longer valid after the first dish had been served, for in an
- instant Johnson's attention was transferred, with increased force, to the
- plate before him, and during the solid part of the meal, at least, it was
- never turned in any other direction. Poor Fanny had never seen him eat,
- nor had she the same privilege in respect of Mr. Thrale. But she needed
- all the encouragement that her hostess could afford her to enable her to
- make even the most moderate meal while such distractions were in her
- immediate neighbourhood; and she came to the conclusion that she had been
- ridiculously fastidious over the prodigious tea and its service at Mr.
- Barlowe's in the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Thrale was as tactful and as chatty as ever, and Mr. Seward made
- pleasant conversation for her, sitting, as he did, on the other side from
- Johnson. When Johnson was eating, his fellow guests understood that their
- chance was come to express their views without a dread of being
- contradicted by him.
- </p>
- <p>
- But from the feebleness of her contribution to the chat of the table, Mrs.
- Thrale as well as Mr. Seward perceived that all they had been told about
- the timidity of little Miss Burney was even less than the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- But for that matter, Signor Rauzzini, who had been placed between Mrs.
- Thrale and Dr. Burney, was found by both of them to be also singularly
- averse from joining in the conversation, whether in reply to Burney, who
- addressed him in Italian, or to his hostess, who spoke French to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Mrs. Thrale talked a good deal herself, however, she rose with an
- impression that there had been no especial lack of brilliancy at the
- table.
- </p>
- <p>
- She took Fanny away with her, her determination being that if she should
- fail to draw this shy young creature out of her shell, she would at any
- rate convince her that her hostess was deserving of the reputation which
- she enjoyed for learning, combined with vivacity, so that their
- companionship could not be otherwise than profitable after all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was not yet six
- o'clock and the sun was not due to set for more than another hour. The
- evening was a lovely one. From the shrubberies around the house came the
- liquid notes of countless blackbirds and thrushes, and above the trees of
- the park the cawing of the rooks as they wheeled above their nests and
- settled upon the branches.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall sit on the terrace for half an hour, if you have a mind to,&rdquo;
- said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny through the drawing-room into a smaller
- room that opened upon a long terrace above the beds of the flower-garden.
- Here were several seats and a small table bearing writing materials.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Here I do most of my correspondence in the summer,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale.
- &ldquo;Sitting at that table in the open air, I have few distractions, unless I
- choose to accept the birds as such; and here I hope you will begin a new
- novel, or better still, a comedy that Mr. Sheridan will produce, with Mrs.
- Abington in her most charming gowns&mdash;you must give your namesake a
- chance of wearing a whole trunkful of gowns.&rdquo; They seated themselves, and
- Mrs. Thrale continued:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now I have confided in you how I do my simple work, and I wish to hear
- from you by what means you found time to write your novel. That is the
- greatest secret of all associated with 'Evelina'&mdash;so your father
- thinks. Mrs. Burney I always knew as a model housekeeper&mdash;a model
- manager of a family, and how you could contrive to write a single page
- without her knowledge is what baffles me as well as your father.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To tell you all would, I fear, be to confess to a lifetime of duplicity,&rdquo;
- said Fanny. &ldquo;I am sometimes shocked now when I reflect upon my
- double-dealing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell me how you first came to stray from the paths of virtue&mdash;such a
- story is invariably interesting,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My story is like all the others,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;I only meant to turn
- aside a little way, but soon I lost myself and I knew that there was no
- retracing my steps.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, alas, the old story!&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, with a long-drawn sigh.
- &ldquo;Well, happily, you were not able to retrace your steps.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I had no idea that the story would grow upon me as it did,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;I really only meant it to be a diversion for our dear friend, Mr. Crisp,
- and an exercise for myself. I wrote a scrap now and again at odd moments&mdash;when
- I was supposed to be writing to Mr. Crisp, or copying out my father's
- notes for his History, at home as well as at Ches-sington, and when I was
- staying at Lynn; and so the thing grew and grew until I was afraid to look
- at what I had perpetrated.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are paraphrasing <i>Macbeth</i>, my dear: 'I am afeared to think what
- I have done: Look on't again I dare not,'&rdquo; said the elder lady. &ldquo;But with
- all you were able to prepare your father's great work for the press&mdash;he
- told me as much; so that what your double-dealing comes to is that you did
- his writing as well as your own, and at the same time neglected none of
- your ordinary household duties&mdash;if you had done so Mrs. Burney would
- have informed you of it, I have no doubt. An excellent housewife, Mrs.
- Burney! And now you shall tell me how you contrived to bring together so
- marvellous a group of characters&mdash;you who have lived so short a time
- in the world, and had so small an amount of experience.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like someone to answer that question for me,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;It
- was not until I read the book in print that I began to be surprised at it,
- and to wonder how it came to be written and how those characters had found
- their way into it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But this question was too interesting a one not to be pursued by Mrs.
- Thrale; and for half an hour she put inquiry after inquiry to Fanny
- respecting the characters, the incidents and the language of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- Mrs. Thrale was certainly determined to place herself in a position to
- prove to her friends that Miss Burney had made a <i>confidante</i> of her
- in all matters, down to the smallest detail of the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- In ordinary circumstances Fanny would have been delighted to give her her
- confidence in regard to these particulars&mdash;she had always a childlike
- pleasure in talking about her books&mdash;but at this time she only did so
- with a great effort. For while Mrs. Thrale was plying her with questions
- about &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; there was ever before Fanny the unanswered question as to
- what Rauzzini meant by his coldness and formality both before dinner and
- during that meal. What did he mean by looking at her with that reproachful
- frown upon his face? What did he mean by averting his eyes from her when
- he had a chance of exchanging confidences with her, as he had often done
- before? What did he mean by sitting at the table without addressing a
- single word to her?
- </p>
- <p>
- These were the questions which she was struggling in vain to answer to her
- own satisfaction all the time that Mrs. Thrale was putting inquiry after
- inquiry to her upon a matter that Fanny now regarded as insignificant
- compared with the one that she was trying to answer for herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale was just beginning a series of questions on the subject of the
- comedy which she meant Miss Burney to write, when a servant appeared with
- a message for the former.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tiresome!&rdquo; exclaimed Fanny's hostess, rising. &ldquo;Here is some insignificant
- household matter that can only be dealt with by the mistress&mdash;summer
- frocks for two girls: the carrier has brought some boxes&mdash;the summer
- has come upon us before spring has prepared us for its arrival, and there
- has been a despairing cry heard in the nursery. I need not excuse myself
- to you, Miss Burney. You will spare me for ten minutes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Burney hoped that the feeling of relief of which she was conscious
- did not show itself on her face, when she expressed the hope that Mrs.
- Thrale would not think of her; she would be quite happy with the birds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the comedy&mdash;do not forget the comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Burney laughed, but before her hostess had reached the door leading
- off the terrace, she was once more immersed in that question:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does he mean by his change of attitude in regard to me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was serious&mdash;so much she knew. He had heard something that had
- caused him to change. But what could he have heard? What manner of man was
- he that would allow himself to be so influenced by anything that he might
- hear against her, without first coming to her for an explanation?
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mind went back to the evening when they had first met. It was in St.
- Martin's Street. He was there on the invitation of Dr. Burney: but it
- seemed that he had become conscious of a sympathy existing between her and
- himself, for he had remained by her side for a full hour while the others
- in the room were singing and playing on the piano, and he had held her
- hand at parting, expressing the hope, which his eyes confirmed, that they
- would soon meet again.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they had met again and again until one evening they found themselves
- alone in an anteroom to the apartment where a musical programme was being
- performed at a great house. Then he had told her that his happiness
- depended on her returning the love which he bore her; and startled though
- she had been, yet when he took her hand all her shyness seemed to vanish
- and she confessed....
- </p>
- <p>
- A sound behind her only served to make her memory seem more vivid, for it
- was his voice that reached her ear and it was singing the same aria that
- he had come from singing on that evening&mdash;the passionate &ldquo;<i>Lascia
- ch'io pianga</i>&rdquo; of Handel. Once more she was listening to the strains&mdash;they
- came from one of the rooms that opened upon the terrace&mdash;and now the
- chords of the accompaniment were struck with a vehemence that had been
- absent from her father's playing to Rauzzini's singing upon that occasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- She listened as if in a dream while the noble, despairing strain went on
- to its close, and the melody sobbed itself into silence&mdash;a silence
- that the birds among the roses seemed unwilling to break, for only an
- occasional note of a thrush was in the air....
- </p>
- <p>
- She heard the sound of the door opening a little way down the terrace&mdash;of
- a foot upon the flagged path. She did not raise her head, but she knew
- that he was there&mdash;only a few yards away from her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Through the silence there came the cawing of rooks far away among the
- trees of the park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then all at once she heard his sudden exclamation of surprise. He had not
- seen her at first; he saw her now.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Dio mio! ella è qui!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Still she did not turn her head toward him. More than a minute had passed
- before she heard his slow steps as he approached her. He was beside her
- for quite as long before he spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not know that you were here,&rdquo; he said in a low voice. &ldquo;But I am
- glad. It is but right that I should say good-bye to you alone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she looked up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why&mdash;why&mdash;why?&rdquo; she cried almost piteously. &ldquo;Why should you say
- good-bye? What has made the change in you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not I who have changed: it is you,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I loved the sweet,
- modest, untarnished jewel of a girl&mdash;a pearl hidden away from the
- sight of men in a dim sea-cave&mdash;a violet&mdash;ah, I told you how I
- loved the violet that hides itself from every eye&mdash;that was what you
- were when I loved you, and I hoped to return to your side and find you the
- same. Well, I return and&mdash;ah, where is the exquisite shrinking one
- that I looked for? Gone&mdash;gone&mdash;gone for ever, and in her place I
- find one whose name is in every mouth&mdash;not a soft, gentle girl, but a
- woman who has put her heart into a book&mdash;<i>Dio mio!</i> A woman who
- puts her heart into a book is like a woman who disrobes in a public place&mdash;worse&mdash;worse&mdash;she
- exposes a heart that should be sacred&mdash;feelings that it would be a
- gross indelicacy to exhibit to the eyes of man!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And that is how you think of me on account of what I have done?&rdquo; said
- she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How can I think anything else?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I told you that I loved you
- because you were so unlike others&mdash;because you were like a child for
- timidity and innocence of the world. I told you on that last evening we
- were together how greatly I admired the act of Miss Linley in turning her
- back upon the platform where she had sung and vowing never to return to it&mdash;that
- was what I told you I loved&mdash;I who have seen how the nature&mdash;the
- womanly charm of every woman suffers by reason of her appealing to the
- public for money&mdash;for applause. That beautiful creature forsook the
- platform before it was too late&mdash;before the evil influence could work
- her ruin. But you&mdash;what do I hear the day I return to England?&mdash;you
- have put your heart&mdash;your soul, into a book that causes your name to
- be tossed about from mouth to mouth&mdash;Fanny Burney&mdash;Fanny Burney&mdash;Fanny
- Burney&mdash;I hear that name, which I regarded as sacred, spoken as
- freely as men speak the name of their Kitty Fisher&mdash;their Polly
- Kennedy&mdash;their Fanny Abington! These are public characters&mdash;so
- are you&mdash;oh, my God! so are you. You should have heard how you were
- discussed in that room behind us before you arrived to-day&mdash;that
- gross man Johnson&mdash;he called you by a dozen pet names as if he had a
- right&mdash;'Fan'&mdash;'Fannikin'&mdash;I know not what&mdash;' a shy
- rogue '&mdash;that was another! They laughed! They did not see the
- degradation of it. You were a toy of the public&mdash;the vulgar crowd!
- Ah, you saw how that gross man, who fed himself as a wolf, tucked you
- under his arm and the others only smiled! Oh, I was shocked&mdash;shocked!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I felt proud&mdash;prouder than I have felt in my life,&rdquo; said she.
- &ldquo;But now I see what I have lost&mdash;forfeited. Listen to me and I will
- tell you what my dream was. I had written that book, but I had no hope of
- printing it until I met you and heard from your lips&mdash;all that I
- heard.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was the truth&mdash;then: I loved you&mdash;then.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that it was the truth. But who was I that I should be beloved by
- you? I felt that it would be unendurable to me to hear people refer to us&mdash;as
- I knew they would&mdash;the great singer who had stooped to a nonentity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! that was the charm!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who except you would have said so? I knew what they would say, and I made
- up my mind that I would not go to you except as an equal. I wanted you to
- marry someone of whom you would feel proud, and I thought that I had a
- little gift which I would lay at your feet. I did my best to perfect it
- for your sake; but even when the book was printed I would not give you my
- promise until I had assured myself that the gift would be pronounced
- worthy of your acceptance. That was why I put you off for so many months.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that was your mystery&mdash;you called it a mystery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was my secret&mdash;my mystery. Never mind; I thought that my hope
- was realized when everyone about me was talking of the book and when
- people whose opinion was valuable had said it was good&mdash;my one
- thought, God knows, was that I could go to you&mdash;that I could make you
- happy, since I should be thought by the world to be in some measure at
- least, worthy of you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor child! you have not made me happy, but miserable. No one can make
- me happy now. I do not love you now&mdash;you are a different person now,
- and you can never return to be what you were. That is the worst of all:
- you can never return to your former innocence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can bear to hear you say even that; for now I perceive the mistake I
- made. I should not have thought of the difference between us: I should
- only have had one thought&mdash;that you had offered me your love and that
- I was ready to offer you my love. That should have been enough for me. You
- were right, I was wrong. Good-bye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her for a few moments&mdash;tears were in his eyes and on his
- cheeks&mdash;then he turned away with a passionate gesture, crying in his
- native tongue:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mother&mdash;mother in heaven! I loved her because she was of a nature
- the same as yours&mdash;saint-like as a lily&mdash;shrinking from the
- world&mdash;in the world but having nothing in common with the world. I
- loved her because I thought that she was as you were. I will not be a
- traitor to your ideal&mdash;to your memory.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am alone in the world; but I know that the spirit of that saint, my
- mother, looks down upon me from her heaven, and will comfort me. My heart
- is broken. <i>Addio! Addio!</i> I do not mean to be cruel&mdash;tell me
- that you do not accuse me of being cruel!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not accuse you. I think I understand you&mdash;that is all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Addio&mdash;addio&mdash;addio!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The sound of his voice grew less with every word.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was alone in the silence of the twilight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not for long, however. She heard the voice of Mrs. Thrale in the room
- behind her, followed by the protests of Dr. Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney and I want to have an undisturbed talk together about writing
- books,&rdquo; Mrs. Thrale was saying as she came out upon the terrace.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Books, madam; any fool can talk of books, and a good many fools avail
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- <h1>
- FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL
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- <h2>
- By Frank Frankfort Moore.
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- <h4>
- Author of &ldquo;The Jessamy Bride,&rdquo; &ldquo;A Nest of Linnets,&rdquo; &ldquo;I Forbid the 'Banns,&rdquo;
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- London: Hutchinson &amp; Co. Paternoster Row, E. C.
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- 1913
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- <b>CONTENTS</b>
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- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III </a>
- </p>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0033"> CHAPTER XXXIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0034"> CHAPTER XXXIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0035"> CHAPTER XXXV </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- <i>FANNY'S FIRST NOVEL</i>
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>NDEED, I am not
- quite assured in my mind that the influence of Mr. Garrick upon such a
- family as ours is healthy,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, when the breakfast cups had
- been removed and the maid had left the room in the little house in St.
- Martin's Street, off Leicester Fields. Dr. Burney, the music-master, had
- not to hurry away this day: his first lesson did not begin until noon; it
- was to be given at the mansion of Mr. Thrale, the brewer, at Streatham,
- and the carriage was not to call for him for another hour. He was glancing
- at the <i>Advertiser</i> in unaccustomed indolence, but when his wife had
- spoken he glanced up from the paper and an expression of amused surprise
- was upon his face. His daughter Fanny glanced up from the work-basket
- which her mother had placed ready for her the moment that the
- breakfast-table had been cleared, and the expression upon little Miss
- Burney's face was one that had something of fright in it. She was too
- short-sighted to see the wink which her brother James, lieutenant in His
- Majesty's navy, gave her, for their stepmother had her back turned to him.
- But Mrs. Burney, without seeing him, knew that, as he himself would phrase
- it, he had tipped Fanny a wink. She turned quickly round upon him, and if
- she had previously any doubt on this point, it was at once dispelled by
- the solemnity of his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney gave a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The influence of Mr. Garrick is like that of the air we breathe,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;It is not to be resisted by the age we live in, leaving family
- matters out of the question altogether: the Burney family must inhale as
- much of the spirit of Mr. Garrick as the rest of the town-they cannot help
- themselves, <i>ces pauvres Burneys!</i> they cannot live without Mr.
- Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney shook her head solemnly; so did Lieutenant James Burney, for
- he had all his life been under the influence of Mr. Garrick, when the
- atmosphere brought by Mr. Garrick was one of comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My meaning is that Mr. Garrick is not content to allow simple people such
- as ourselves to live as simple people,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I protest that
- I have felt it: the moment he enters our house we seem to be in a new
- world-whatsoever world it is his whim to carry us to.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the truth, my dear-he can do what he pleases with us and with all
- the thousands who have flocked to his playhouse since his Goodman's Fields
- days&mdash;he has made a fortune as a courier; transporting people to
- another world for an hour or two every night&mdash;a world that is less
- humdrum than this in which four beats go to every bar and every crotchet
- goes to a beat! Dear soul! he has made our hearts beat at times beyond all
- computation of time and space.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will herring-bone the edges neatly, Fanny: I noticed some lack of
- neatness in the last of the napery that left your hand, my dear,&rdquo; said
- Mrs. Burney, bending over her stepdaughter at her work-basket; and,
- indeed, it seemed that the caution was not unnecessary, for Fanny's eyes
- were gleaming and she was handling her work with as great indifference
- (for the moment) as though she esteemed plain sewing something of drudgery
- rather than a delight. And now, having administered her timely caution,
- the good lady turned to her husband, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To my mind what you have claimed for Mr. Garrick but adds emphasis to my
- contention that his visits have a disturbing influence upon a homely
- family, taking them out of themselves, so to speak, and transporting them
- far beyond the useful work of their daily life. I have noticed with pain
- for some time past that Fanny's heart has not been in her work: her
- cross-stitch has been wellnigh slovenly, and her herring-boning has really
- been indifferent&mdash;I say it with sorrow; but dear Fanny is too good a
- girl to take offence at my strictures, which she knows are honest and
- meant for her good.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Lieutenant Burney, &ldquo;I pray you to give me leave to bear you
- out; but at the same time to make excuses for Fan. I must do so in justice
- to her, for the blame rests with me so far as the herring-boning is
- concerned. I confess, with tears in my eyes, that 'twas I who provided her
- with the last models for her herring-boning; and 'twas surely some demon
- in my breast that prompted me to substitute the skeleton of one of the
- South Sea fishes which I hooked when becalmed with Captain Cook within
- sight of Otaheite, for the true herring whose backbone is a model of
- regularity to be followed by all workers with the needle, when deprived of
- the flesh, which is the staple fare of hundreds of honest families and,
- while nourishing them amply, prevents their thoughts from carrying them
- beyond the region pervaded by the smell of their cooking.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That were a wide enough area upon occasions for the most ambitious of
- thinkers,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, controlling his features, seeing that his wife
- took the ward-room humour of his son with dreadful seriousness. He made a
- sign to James to go no further&mdash;but James had gone round the world
- once, and he was not to be checked in a humbler excursion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, madam, 'tis my duty to confess that Fanny's model was the
- flying-fish, and not the simple Channel herring, hence the failure to
- achieve the beautiful regularity of design which exists in the backbone of
- the latter from the figurehead to the stern, larboard sloping in one
- direction and starboard in the other. If anyone be culpable 'tis myself,
- not Fanny; but I throw myself on your mercy, and only implore that the
- herring-boning of my sister will not result in a whaling for me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney looked seriously from her brother to Fanny, and getting no cue
- from either, began:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis indeed honourable for you to endeavour by your confession to excuse
- the fault of your sister, James&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The traditions of the service, madam&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began the lieutenant,
- laying his hand on his heart; but he got no further, for Fanny could
- restrain herself no longer; she burst into a laugh and dropped her work,
- and her father rose, holding up his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The jest has gone far enough, James,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We sleep in beds in this
- house and do not swing in hammocks. Keep your deep-sea jests until you are
- out of soundings, if it please you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, sir,&rdquo; said James; &ldquo;but i' faith there's many a true
- word said in jest; and it seems to me that there's a moral in the parable
- of the young woman who took the flying-fish of the South Seas for her
- model rather than the herring of the three-fathom coast-line of the
- Channel; and that moral touches close upon the complaint made by our good
- mother against Mr. Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let it be so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, who was a clever enough woman to
- perceive that it would be unwise to make a grievance of the impudence of a
- young naval gentleman. &ldquo;Let it be so; let it be that we are simple,
- homely, wholesome herrings, we are none the better for such a flying-fish
- as Mr. Garrick coming among us, giving us, it may be, the notion that our
- poor fins are wings, and so urging us to make fools of ourselves by
- emulating the eagle. The moral of your fable is that we should keep to our
- own element&mdash;is not that so, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I' faith, madam, I am not sure but that 'tis so, and I haul down my
- colours to you, and feel no dishonour in the act,&rdquo; cried James. &ldquo;Lord,
- where should we all be to-day if it were not for the good women who hold
- fast to the old traditions of the distaff and needle? They are the women
- who do more for the happiness of men than all who pass their time dipping
- quills in ink-horns or daubing paint upon good canvas that might with luck
- be hung from a stunsail boom and add another knot to the log of a frigate
- of seventy-two! Is there anyone who dines at the table of Sir Joshua
- Reynolds round the corner that does not wish with all his heart that his
- sister would sell her palette and buy a wine-glass or two with the
- proceeds? Why, when we went to dinner at Sir Joshua's yesterday there were
- not enough glasses to go round the table.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There never are&mdash;that is well known,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay; let us take to ourselves the reproof of Dr. Johnson to Mr.
- Boswell when he complained, loud enough almost for Sir Joshua himself to
- hear him, about the scarcity of service. 'Sir,' said Dr. Johnson, 'some
- who have the privilege of sitting at this table, and you are one of them,
- sir, will be wiser if they keep their ears open and their mouths shut than
- they would if they had the means of drinking all that you are longing to
- drink.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell, in spite of the reproof, contrived to lurch from the table
- with more wine than wisdom 'tween decks,&rdquo; remarked James.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He must have found a wine-glass,&rdquo; said Miss Susy Burney, who had been
- quite silent but quite attentive to every word that had been spoken since
- breakfast-time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so the honour of Mrs. Reynolds's housekeeping is saved,&rdquo; said Dr.
- Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, is not Mr. Boswell a Scotsman?&rdquo; cried the irrepressible James.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is his lifelong sorrow, since he fancies it to be an insuperable
- barrier between his idol, Dr. Johnson, and himself,&rdquo; replied his father.
- &ldquo;But how does his Scotsmanship bear upon the wine-glass question?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, without being versed in the subtleties of theology I make bold
- to think that Father Adam did not suffer hunger until knives and forks
- were invented,&rdquo; said James. &ldquo;Your drouthy Scot will drink straight from
- the bottle if no beaker be at hand. Oh, why was not Mr. Garrick at Sir
- Joshua's to rouse our spirits by his imitation of Mr. Boswell seeking for
- a wine-glass&mdash;and after?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell is too trivial a subject for Davy: I have seen him take off
- Dr. Johnson mixing a bowl of punch until I was like to die of laughter. I
- protest that when he came to the squeezing of the imaginary lemon, while
- he cried out in the Doctor's broadest Lichfield, 'Who's for poonch?' I
- could smell the acid juice,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, and he laughed at the
- recollection of Garrick's fooling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The naval man gave a resounding nautical smack to his thigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what 'tis to be a sailor,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I have had no chance of
- seeing Mr. Garrick at his best. I should dearly like to hear him take off
- Mr. Boswell when three sheets in the wind. Why was he not with us
- yesterday?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick himself has had a drinking bout on. He has been at the Wells
- for the past fortnight,&rdquo; said his father.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Ecce signum!</i>&rdquo; came a doleful voice from the door, and a little man
- slowly put round the jamb a face bearing such an expression of piteous
- nausea as caused everyone in the room&mdash;not even excepting Mrs. Burney&mdash;to
- roar with laughter&mdash;uncontrollable laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the expression on the little man's face changed to one of surprised
- indignation. He crept into the room and looked at every person therein
- with a different expression on his face for each&mdash;a variation of his
- original expression of disgust and disappointment mingled with doleful
- reproof. It seemed as if it was not a single person who had entered the
- room, but half a dozen persons&mdash;a whole doleful and disappointed
- family coming upon an unsympathetic crew convulsed with hilarity.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then he shook his head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And these are the people who have just heard that I have been taking the
- nauseous waters of Tunbridge Wells for a whole fortnight,&rdquo; and there was a
- break in his voice. &ldquo;Oh, Friendship, art thou but a name? Oh, Sympathy,
- art thou but a mask? Is the world of sentiment nothing more than a world
- of shadows? Have all the sweet springs of compassion dried up, leaving us
- nothing but the cataracts of chalybeate to nauseate the palate?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked round once more, and putting the tips of his fingers together,
- glanced sadly up to the ceiling, then sighed and turned as if to leave the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; cried Dr. Burney, &ldquo;I do not believe that the chalybeate
- cataracts still flow: 'tis my firm belief, from the expression of your
- face, that you have swallowed the whole spring&mdash;the Wells of
- Tunbridge must have been dried up by you before you left&mdash;your face
- betrays you. I vow that so chalybeate an expression could not be attained
- by lesser means.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, you do me honour, and you have a larger faith in me than my own
- physician,&rdquo; said the little man, brightening up somewhat. &ldquo;Would you
- believe that he had the effrontery to accuse me of shirking the hourly
- pailful that he prescribed for me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He had not seen you as we have, Mr. Garrick,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He accused me of spending my days making matches and making mischief in
- the Assembly Rooms and only taking the waters by sips&mdash;me, sir, that
- have so vivid a memory of Mr. Pope's immortal lines:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- A little sipping is a dangerous tiling,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Drink deep or taste not the chalybeate spring!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were traduced, my friend&mdash;but tell us of the matches and the
- mischief and we shall be the more firmly convinced of your integrity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir; I give you my word that 'twas but the simplest of matches&mdash;not
- by any means of the sort that yonder desperado fresh from the South Seas
- applies to the touch-hole of one of his horrible ten-pounders when the
- enemy's frigate has to be sunk&mdash;nay, a simple little match with no
- more powder for it to burn than may be found on the wig of a gentleman of
- fifty-two and on the face of a lady of forty-five&mdash;the one a gay
- bachelor, t'other a ripe widow&mdash;' made for one another,' said I; and
- where was the mischief in that? And if I ventured to broach the subject of
- the appropriateness of the union of the twain, and to boast under the
- inspiring influence of the chalybeate spring that I could bring it about,
- is there anyone that will hint that I was not acting out of pure good
- nature and a desire to make two worthy folk happy&mdash;as happy as
- marriage can make any two&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give us their names, sir, and let us judge on that basis,&rdquo; said Dr.
- Bumey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have no desire to withhold them, my dear Doctor; for I want you to back
- me up, and I am sure that&mdash;oh, Lord! here comes the man himself. For
- the love of heaven, back me up, Doctor, and all will be well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I will not be dragged by the hair of the head into any of your
- plots, my friend,&rdquo; cried Burney. &ldquo;Nay, not I. I have some reputation to
- maintain, good friend Garrick; you must play alone the part of Puck that
- you have chosen for yourself this many a year. Think not that you will
- induce me to study the character under you, and so thus&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The manservant threw open the door of the room, announcing:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Kendal to wait upon you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But by the time a small and rather rotund gentleman had been ushered into
- the room, Mr. Garrick was apparently engaged in an animated conversation
- with Miss Burney on the subject of the table-cover at which she was
- working.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE visitor walked
- with the short strut of the man who at least does not underrate his own
- importance in the world. But he suggested just at the moment the man who
- is extremely nervous lest he may not appear perfectly selfpossessed. There
- was an air of bustle about him as he strutted into the room, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Burney, I am your servant, sir. I have done myself the honour to
- visit you on a rather important piece of business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, you have conferred honour upon me,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the gentleman seemed to become aware for the first time that there
- were other people in the room; but it was with an air of reluctance that
- he felt called on to greet the others.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mrs. Burney, I think,&rdquo; he said, bowing to that lady, &ldquo;and her estimable
- family, I doubt not. Have I not had the privilege of meeting Mrs. Burney
- at the house of&mdash;of my friend&mdash;my esteemed friend, Mrs. Barlowe?
- And this gentleman of the Fleet&mdash;ha, to be sure I have heard that
- there was a Lieutenant Burney of the Navy! And&mdash;gracious heavens! Mr.
- Garrick!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Garrick had revealed himself from the recesses of Miss Burney's
- work-basket. He, at any rate, was sufficiently self-possessed to pretend
- to be vastly surprised. He raised both his hands, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that this is Mr. Kendal? But surely I left you at the
- Wells no later than&mdash;now was it not the night before last? You were
- the cynosure of the Assembly Rooms, sir, if I may make bold to say so. But
- I could not look for you to pay attention to a poor actor when you were
- receiving the attentions of the young, and, may I add without offence, the
- fair? But no, sir; you will not find that I am the one to tell tales out
- of school, though I doubt not you have received the congratulations of&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There you go, sir, just the same as the rest of them!&rdquo; cried the visitor.
- &ldquo;Congratulations! felicitations! smiles of deep meaning from the ladies,
- digs in the ribs with suggestive winks from the gentlemen&mdash;people
- whose names I could not recall&mdash;whom I'll swear I had never spoken to
- in my life&mdash;that is why I left the Wells as hastily as if a tipstaff
- had been after me&mdash;that is why I am here this morning, after posting
- every inch of the way, to consult Dr. Burney as to my position.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir, that I do not quite take you,&rdquo; said Mr. Garrick, with the
- most puzzled expression on his face that ever man wore. &ldquo;Surely, sir, your
- position as a man of honour is the most enviable one possible to imagine!
- Mrs. Nash&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There you blurt out the name, Mr. Garrick, and that is what I had no
- intention of doing, even when laying my case before Dr. Burney, who is a
- man of the world, and whom I trust to advise me what course I should
- pursue.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Garrick humbly; &ldquo;but if the course you
- mean to pursue has aught to do with the pursuit of so charming a lady, and
- a widow to boot&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How in the name of all that's reasonable did that gossip get about?&rdquo;
- cried the visitor. &ldquo;I give you my word that I have not been pursuing the
- lady&mdash;I met her at the Wells for the first time a fortnight ago&mdash;pursuit
- indeed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I did not suggest that the pursuit was on your part,&rdquo; said
- Garrick in a tone of irresistible flattery. &ldquo;But 'tis well known that as
- an object of pursuit of the fair ones, the name of Mr. Kendal has been for
- ten years past acknowledged without a peer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The gentleman held up a deprecating hand, but the smile that was on his
- face more than neutralized his suggestion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Garrick, I am but a simple country gentleman,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;To be
- sure, I have been singled out more than once for favours that might have
- turned the head of an ordinary mortal&mdash;one of them had a fortune and
- was the toast of the district; another&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you will excuse me, gentlemen, the Miss Burneys and myself will take
- our leave of you: we have household matters in our hands,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Burney, making a sign to Fanny and her sister, and going toward the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I said too much, madam? If so, I pray of you to keep my secret,&rdquo;
- cried the visitor. &ldquo;The truth is that I have confidence in the advice of
- Dr. Burney as a man of the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fear that to be a man of the world is to be of the flesh and the devil
- as well,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Augmented qualifications for giving advice on an affair of the Wells,&rdquo;
- said Garrick slyly to the naval lieutenant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not forget, Doctor, that Mr. Thrale's carriage is appointed to
- call for you within the hour,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney over her shoulder as she
- left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny and her sister were able to restrain themselves for the few minutes
- necessary to fly up the narrow stairs, but the droll glance that Mr.
- Garrick had given them as they followed their mother, wellnigh made them
- disgrace themselves by bursting out within the hearing of their father's
- visitor. But when they reached the parlour at the head of the stairs and
- had thrown themselves in a paroxysm of laughter on the sofa, Mrs. Burney
- reproved them with some gravity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is an instance, if one were needed, of the unsettling influence of
- Mr. Garrick,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;He has plainly been making a fool of that
- conceited gentleman, and it seems quite likely that he will persuade your
- father to back him up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not think that Mr. Garrick could improve greatly upon Nature's
- handiwork in regard to that poor Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;But what would
- life be without Mr. Garrick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be more real, I trust,&rdquo; said her stepmother. &ldquo;He would have us
- believe that life is a comedy, and that human beings are like the puppets
- which Mr. Foote put on his stage for the diversion of the town a few years
- ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny Burney became grave; the longer she was living in the world, the
- more impressed was she becoming with the idea that life was a puppet-show;
- only when the puppets began to dance on their wires in a draught of wind
- from another world the real comedy began. She felt that as an interpreter
- of life Mr. Garrick had no equal on the stage or off. On the stage he
- could do no more than interpret other people's notions of life, and these,
- except in the case of Shakespeare, were, she thought, mostly feeble; but
- when he was off the stage&mdash;well, Sir Joshua Reynolds had told her
- what that queer person, Dr. Goldsmith, had written about Garrick&mdash;the
- truest criticism Garrick had ever received: &ldquo;'Twas only that when he was
- off he was acting.&rdquo; She knew what she herself owed to Garrick from the
- time she was nine years old, when he had accustomed her and her sister to
- look for him at their house almost daily; she knew that whatever sense of
- comedy she possessed&mdash;and she looked on it as a precious possession&mdash;was
- to be attributed to the visits of Garrick. Every time she looked at her
- carefully locked desk in that room at the top of the house in St. Martin's
- Street, which had once been Sir Isaac Newton's observatory, she felt that
- without the tuition in comedy that she had received at the hands of Mr.
- Garrick, the contents of that desk would have been very different. Her
- stepmother, however, had no information on this point; she had lived all
- her life among the good tradespeople of Lynn, and had known nothing of Mr.
- Garrick until Dr. Burney had married her and brought her to look after his
- children, which Fanny knew she had done faithfully, according to her
- lights, in London.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny kept silent on the subject of Mr. Garrick's fooling, while Mrs.
- Burney bent with great gravity over the cutting out of a pinafore for
- Fanny's little niece&mdash;also a Burney; and every now and again there
- came from the closed room downstairs the sound of the insisting voice of
- the visitor. She hoped that Mr. Garrick would re-enact the scene for her;
- she had confidence that it would lose nothing by its being re-enacted by
- Mr. Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> SUPPOSE that I
- must e'en follow in the wake of the womenkind,&rdquo; said Lieutenant Burney,
- making an extremely slow move in the direction of the door, when the door
- had been closed upon his stepmother and his sisters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is there any need?&rdquo; asked Garrick. &ldquo;It seems to me that in such a case as
- this which Mr. Kendal promises to propound to your father, His Majesty's
- Navy should be represented. In all matters bearing upon a delicate <i>affaire
- de cour</i> surely a naval man should be present to act as assessor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- 'Mr. Kendal looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fail to take your meaning, sir,&rdquo; said he, after a pause; he was still
- rubbing his chin with a fore-finger, when Garrick cried:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, surely the advantage of the counsel of an officer trained to
- navigate femininity in the shape of a ship, is apparent: a ship, even
- though a three-decker ready to fire a broadside of a hundred guns, is
- invariably alluded to as 'she,'&rdquo; said he, airily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Such an one must surely be the most formidable piece of femininity in the
- world,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By no means,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;During my career as the manager of a
- playhouse I have had to face worse. Still, the training of a naval officer
- in dealing with feminine craft&mdash;at times off a lee shore, and often
- during a storm at sea&mdash;nothing to be compared to the tempests in our
- green-room&mdash;is certain to be of value. You will stay, Lieutenant
- Burney, if it please you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should be most unwilling to obtrude upon your council, sir,&rdquo; said young
- Burney, &ldquo;unless you are convinced that my humble services&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have been among the savages of the South Seas, and you are acquainted
- with all the rules of chasing and capturing prizes, all of the feminine
- gender&mdash;I allude to your sloops and frigates and catamarans&mdash;I
- take it for granted that a catamaran is as feminine in its ways as any
- wherry that floats,&rdquo; cried Garrick. Then he turned to their visitor, who
- was looking more puzzled than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may reckon yourself fortunate in the presence of our young friend,
- sir,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;So far as I can gather this is a case of chase, with a
- possible capture of a prize. I venture to think that in these days a
- gentleman of family and fortune, like yourself, is something of a prize,
- Mr. Kendal.&rdquo; This was language that contained nothing to puzzle anyone,
- the visitor perceived. His face brightened, and he waved young Burney to a
- seat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I take it that Mr. Garrick knows what he is talking about,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;And
- though it was truly your father to whom I came for counsel, I doubt not
- that you will take my part, should the worst come to the worst.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which means, should the lady come to the gentleman, Mr. Burney,&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pay out your yarn, sir: I gather that you are still to the windward of
- your enemy, and that is the position which the books tell us we should
- manoeuvre for,&rdquo; cried the nautical assessor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney sat silently by, he had no mind to join in the fooling of the
- others. Dr. Burney had never in his life lost a sense of his own dignity.
- He had been a church organist for thirty years, and no man who has had
- such an experience of the control of an instrument of such superlative
- dignity could be otherwise than dignified. He had never once run off on a
- keyboard a single phrase of &ldquo;The Beggar's Opera.&rdquo; Even Handel's &ldquo;Ruddier
- than the Cherry,&rdquo; with Mr. Gay's ticklish rhymed line about &ldquo;Kidlings
- blithe and merry,&rdquo; he only played apologetically, allowing it to be
- clearly understood that Mr. Handel and Mr. Gay divided between them the
- responsibility for so frivolous a measure.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained dignified and silent while Garrick and James carried on their
- fooling. Only a short time before he had occasion to reprove the lack of
- dignity on the part of his important patroness, Mrs. Thrale, the wife of
- the wealthy brewer, in having put herself behind Signor Piozzi while he
- was singing a sentimental canzone and mimicked his southern fervour of
- expression. Mrs. Thrale had taken his reproof in good part at the time;
- but no one&mdash;least of all Mrs. Thrale herself&mdash;could have
- foreseen that her contrition should extend so far as to cause her to marry
- the singer on the death of Mr. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be brief, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal, addressing, not Dr. Burney, whom he
- had come to consult, but Mr. Garrick, who had shown himself to be much
- more sympathetic. &ldquo;To be brief, I had gone to the Wells as my custom has
- been for the past twenty years. I went honestly to drink the waters, not
- making it an excuse, as so many do, for indulging in the gaieties, or, I
- may add, the intrigues, of the Assembly Rooms. I was civil, as I hoped, to
- everyone, but, I give you my word, no more so to Mrs. Nash than any other
- lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt that you believe this, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, with an
- indulgent wave of the hand; &ldquo;but when a lady has eyes only for one
- gentleman, she is apt to place a construction upon the simplest of his
- civilities beyond that assigned to it by ordinary people; but pray
- proceed, sir. I will only add that it was quite well known at the Wells
- that the lady regarded you with the tenderest of emotions. Had she not
- boldly said to Lady&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; no; I dare not mention her
- name; but her ladyship is invariably what the Italians term <i>simpatica</i>
- in regard to the tender affairs of her sisters&mdash;and it was to her
- that Mrs. Nash confided her secret&mdash;referring to you as bearing a
- striking resemblance to the Apollo Belvedere, hoping that her doing so
- would not cause anyone to accuse her of Pagan leanings.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible! The poor lady! poor lady! But I was not to blame. I can
- justly acquit myself of all blame in this unhappy affair,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Kendal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are quite right, sir; is it a man's fault that he should bear a
- striking likeness to the Apollo&mdash;I doubt not that the resemblance has
- caused you some annoyance at various times of your life, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never, sir, never&mdash;at least&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he took a step to one
- side that allowed of his having a full-length view of his reflection in
- the narrow mirror that filled up the space between the windows; and the
- result of his scrutiny of the picture was certainly not displeasing to
- him. He boldly put forward a leg, and then quite unconscious, as anyone
- could see, struck an attitude, though not quite that of the Apollo
- Belvedere. Then he smirked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A leg like yours, Mr. Kendal, to say nothing of the poise of your head,
- is a great responsibility,&rdquo; said Garrick seriously. &ldquo;The poor lady!&mdash;poor
- ladies!&mdash;I confess that I have heard of others. And she acknowledged
- to you that&mdash;that&mdash;oh, that most delicate of secrets!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never to me, sir&mdash;never in my hearing, I give you my word,&rdquo; cried
- the man emphatically. &ldquo;Nay, I did not so much as suspect it. The first
- intimation that I had of the matter was when, on Monday morning last&mdash;only
- three days ago&mdash;Captain Kelly&mdash;the boisterous Irishman&mdash;clapt
- me on the shoulder and almost shouted out his congratulations in my ear.
- When I forced him to mention the name of the lady, he ridiculed my denial&mdash;his
- forefinger in my ribs&mdash;painful as well as undignified. Who is Captain
- Kelly, that he should subject me to his familiarities? But if he was
- undignified, I flatter myself that I was not so. 'Sir, you presume,' I
- said, and walked on, leaving this vulgar fellow roaring with laughter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Kelly is a nobody,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;You should not have allowed
- yourself to be discomposed by such as he.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor did I,&rdquo; cried the other. &ldquo;But what was I to think when I had advanced
- no more than a dozen paces, and found my hand grasped warmly by Sir John
- Dingle?&mdash;you know him, Mr. Garrick&mdash;I have seen him in your
- company&mdash;more congratulations&mdash;the same attitude, sir. And then
- up marches Mr. Sheridan&mdash;leaving his handsome wife&mdash;ah, I fear
- that I joined with all Bath in being in love with the lovely Miss Linley&mdash;and
- Mr. Sheridan was wellnigh affronted at my denial. But that was not all. Up
- comes Mrs. Cholmondeley in her chair and tapped for the men to set her
- down when she saw me&mdash;up went the roof and up went her head, with a
- shrill cry of 'Kendal, you rogue! to tell everyone at the Wells save only
- myself that Benedick is to be a married man!' And before she had finished
- her ridicule of my denial, up struts Mrs. Thrale, her footman behind her
- with her spaniel, and down she sinks in a curtsey, fitted only for a
- special night in the Rooms, and her 'Happy man!' came with a flick of her
- fan; and she, too, named Mrs. Nash! And that was not the last&mdash;I saw
- them hurrying up to me from all sides&mdash;ladies with smiles, and
- gentlemen with smirks&mdash;fingers twitching for my ribs&mdash;down they
- flowed upon me! I ask you, Lieutenant Burney, as a naval gentleman, and I
- am glad to have the opportunity of hearing your opinion&mdash;I ask you,
- if I was not justified in turning about and hastening away&mdash;what you
- nautical gentlemen term 'cutting my cable '?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed, sir; if I could believe that you gave the lady no encouragement,
- I would say that&mdash;that&mdash;but no one will convince me that upon
- some occasion&mdash;it may be forgotten by you&mdash;such men of fashion
- as yourself soon forget these things, I have heard, though the unhappy
- lady treasures them as golden memories&mdash;I say upon some occasion you
- may have given the Widow Nash encouragement. You have your reputation as a
- sly rogue to maintain, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said young Burney gravely, as though
- he were a lawyer being seriously consulted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fore Gad, sir, I gave her no encouragement,&rdquo; cried Mr. Kendal. &ldquo;I have
- ever been most cautious, I swear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then the greater shame for you, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man whom he addressed looked in amazement first at Garrick, then at
- Lieutenant Burney&mdash;Dr. Burney, whom he had come to consult, was
- smiling quite unnoticed in a corner. His part, apparently, was no more
- than that of the looker-on at a comedy. His presence was ignored by the
- others.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The more shame&mdash;the more&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began the visitor. &ldquo;I
- protest that I scarcely take your meaning, Mr. Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My meaning is plain, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick firmly, almost sternly. &ldquo;I affirm
- that it lay with you, when you perceived that the lady was so deeply
- enamoured of you&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I did not perceive it&mdash;you have my word for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, with the shrug of a Frenchman, which he had
- studied for some months in Paris&mdash;Mr. Garrick and Lord Chesterfield
- had alone mastered the art. &ldquo;Ah, sir, we are all men of the world here.
- 'Twere idle for you to pretend that a gentleman with the figure of the
- Belvedere Apollo and the leg of&mdash;of&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he turned to young
- Burney&mdash; &ldquo;You have seen the proud-stepping figure-heads of many ships
- of the line, Mr. Burney,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;prithee help me out in my search for&mdash;for&mdash;the
- name I am in search of.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'm, let me see&mdash;something wooden with a leg to be proud of?&rdquo; said
- the naval gentleman, considering the matter very earnestly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Zounds, sir, I did not make it a condition that it should be a wooden
- leg,&rdquo; cried Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have seen more than one Admiral of the Fleet mighty proud of a wooden
- leg, sir,&rdquo; said Burney. &ldquo;But this is beside the question, which I take to
- be the responsibility of our good friend here&mdash;I hope I don't
- presume, Mr. Kendal&mdash;for kindling, albeit unconsciously, so far as he
- was concerned&mdash;that sacred flame in the breast of&mdash;to name only
- one out of a score&mdash;the lady whose name he mentioned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are with me heart and soul, as I felt sure you would be, Mr. Burney;
- as a naval officer of judgment and experience,&rdquo; cried Garrick, &ldquo;and so,
- sir&mdash;&rdquo; he turned to their visitor&mdash; &ldquo;I cannot doubt that you
- will comport yourself as a gentleman of honour in this affair. Do not
- allow your yielding to the natural impulse to run away to weigh too
- heavily upon you. If your act should cause you to be referred to with
- reprobation, not to say scorn, by the ladies or gentlemen of fashion who
- are certain to espouse the cause of the lady, your subsequent conduct will
- show them that they mistook your character. And I promise you that should
- you receive a challenge from any of the lady's admirers&mdash;those whose
- prayers she rejected because her heart was set on a gentleman who was
- worthy of her choice&mdash;I think you can afford to ignore them, having
- won the prize. Ah, sir, is there not a poet who says that every man that
- lives has a good angel and a bad one contending for dominion over him?
- That is the truth, Mr. Kendal, and I see that your good angel is none
- other than the lady whose name I reckon too sacred to pass our lips at
- such a time as this. Ah, sir, think of her, and let your mind go back to
- the days of your happy boyhood, and say if the mother at whose knees you
- knelt did not resemble her. The affection of a son for his mother&mdash;let
- that plead for the lady who esteems you with more than a mother's love.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had laid his hand on the poor gentleman's shoulder, and was looking
- into his face, while the tears stood in his eyes, and his voice broke more
- than once.
- </p>
- <p>
- And there sat Dr. Burney wiping his eyes, and Lieutenant Burney blubbering
- away like any child&mdash;the two accessories to the actor's farce could
- not avoid yielding to the-influence of his unparalleled art. Though they
- were in his secret, he made fools of them as easily as he made a fool of
- the poor gentleman who was presumably his victim. And they had no feeling
- of being ashamed of yielding to his powers. He could do anything that he
- pleased with them. He could do anything he pleased with the multitudes
- before whom he acted. He was the master of their emotions for the time
- being. He played upon their passions as though every passion was a puppet
- and the strings in his own hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE scene ended by
- Mr. Garrick's victim groping through his tears for Mr. Garrick's hand. He
- grasped it emotionally, and though for some moments he was too greatly
- overcome to be able to utter a word, yet at last he managed to blurt out
- with affecting incoherence a few phrases.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say no more&mdash;say no more, sir,&rdquo; he muttered. &ldquo;I have a heart&mdash;a
- heart! I give you my word, whether you believe me or not, that I had no
- notion&mdash;but you have shown me what 'tis to be a woman. Oh, sir, there
- is no sweeter sex in the world! Deception! how a man's own heart may
- deceive him&mdash;ay, up to a certain point&mdash;but then&mdash;ah, you
- have taught me&mdash;but are you sure that the lady&mdash;what&mdash;have
- we not been going ahead too fast? What&mdash;what; are you convinced?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may take my word for it, sir,&rdquo; replied Garrick. &ldquo;There are signs that
- all who run may read. What, do you suppose that all those persons of
- quality whose names you mentioned just now as having offered you their
- felicitations&mdash;do you suppose that they could all be in error?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course not&mdash;they must have seen&mdash;well, more than I saw,&rdquo;
- said the man. &ldquo;Matrimony! Lud! if an angel had come down to tell me that I
- should be contemplating such a change of life&mdash;and at my time of life
- too!&mdash;I should have&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What an angel may fail to convince a man of, a woman may succeed in
- doing, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Garrick sententiously. &ldquo;But do not talk of your
- time of life as if you were an old or even a middle-aged man, sir. To do
- so were to make Dr. Burney and myself feel patriarchs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The mention of Dr. Burney seemed to cause the man to recollect how it was
- he came to be in Dr. Burney's house. He turned to Burney, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear sir, I pray that you will look on my visit with lenient eyes. I
- admit that I came hitherto be advised by you&mdash;my friend, Mr. Fulke
- Greville, holds your opinion in the highest esteem, as do I, sir; and it
- was actually on my mind to ask you if you thought it would be wiser for me
- to go abroad for a year or two, or simply to seek some place of retirement
- at home&mdash;say, Cornwall or the Hebrides&mdash;I gather from the
- account of Dr. Johnson's tour thither that there are many places difficult
- of access in the Hebrides&mdash;that was on my mind, Doctor, I blush to
- acknowledge, so greatly overcome was I by what had happened at the Wells.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, with what great ease a man may slam the door that shuts out happiness
- from his life for evermore!&rdquo; remarked Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even now&mdash;even now I feel timid,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal thoughtfully, and,
- when he had found which pocket his handkerchief was in, wiping some dew
- from his brow. &ldquo;The truth is, Doctor, that I have allowed some people to
- assume that I am but forty-seven years old, while as a matter of fact I
- have been forty-eight for some time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For some years?&rdquo; asked young Burney, who did not know when he should keep
- silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For some months, sir&mdash;only for some months, I give you my word.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your deception in this matter could only have added to your reputation
- for accuracy,&rdquo; said Garrick coolly. &ldquo;For I vow that were you to confess
- that you were forty-eight, you would find none to believe you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The gentleman's eyes twinkled, he pursed out his lips, and once again
- manoeuvred to get a full-length view of himself in the long mirror. He put
- out his right leg and assumed the attitude of a dancing master giving the
- <i>pas</i> for the <i>minuet de cour</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;if that be your opinion&mdash;and I happen to
- know that 'tis shared by others&mdash;it might not be unwise to allow the
- assumption, erroneous though it be, to continue. We will not undeceive the
- good folk. And you do not think that a bachelor of forty-eight&mdash;What
- is the name of that play of Mr. Sheridan's that took the town a year ago?&mdash;ah,
- <i>The School for Scandal</i>&mdash;you are sure that our friends will not
- call me&mdash;What was the gentleman's name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one who knows how excellent are your principles will think of you
- either as Charles or Joseph, Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; but the one who was in my mind was neither of the brothers. I was
- thinking of&mdash;was it not Sir Peter Teazle?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick as well as Burney laughed heartily, for the man at that moment
- suggested by his attitude and expression the Sir Peter Teazle of Kina, the
- actor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make your mind easy on that score, sir,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;It is not your
- purpose to wed so skittish a young person as Lady Teazle. That was where
- Sir Peter showed his folly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; Mrs. Nash is more mature, certainly, than Mrs. Abington looked in
- the part,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal confidently, and Lieutenant Burney was about to
- agree with him boisterously, but Garrick did not give him a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is none that will not commend your choice, Mr. Kendal&mdash;ay,
- sir, and look on you with envy as well,&rdquo; he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There can be no doubt about it,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal doubtfully. &ldquo;The widow
- Nash is a monstrous fine woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Monstrous, I doubt not,&rdquo; put in young Burney, now that he had the chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All that I am uneasy about is the interpretation that she may put upon
- your sudden flight,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;You have, you will readily allow, sir,
- placed her in a somewhat difficult position at the Wells. While everyone
- who is anyone has been offering you congratulations upon the match, and a
- double portion to the lady, strange inquiries may be made as to your
- disappearance from the Wells; and she may not be able to give a
- satisfactory explanation at a moment's notice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Egad! I never thought of that, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal, after a pause. &ldquo;I
- fear that I have placed her in a very awkward position.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, sir; and the consequences may be that she will be snapped up by some
- adventurous person before you can put your fate to the test,&rdquo; said the
- naval man, raising a warning finger. &ldquo;I have heard of ladies throwing
- themselves into the arms of the next comer out of sheer chagrin at being
- disappointed by the man on whom they had set their affections.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a possibility that should not be neglected,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But
- it was only on Monday that you fled. By rapid posting you may yet prevent
- such a calamity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was beginning to tire of his game now that he had succeeded so well in
- it and so easily. The fooling of the man who had so completely succumbed
- to his art had no further interest for him. He only wanted to get rid of
- him. He was as capricious and as fickle as a child over the toys of its
- nursery.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall lose no moment, be assured,&rdquo; said Mr. Kendal. &ldquo;I may still be in
- time. My hope in this direction is increased when I remember that the lady
- has been a widow for some years&mdash;to be exact, without being
- uncomplimentary, nine years. I remember when Mr. Nash died. 'Twas of
- pleurisy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not reckon too confidently on that, sir,&rdquo; said young Burney. &ldquo;Nine
- years have not passed since she faced the company at the Wells, every one
- of which was surely pointing at her and asking in mute eloquence, 'What
- has become of Mr. Kendal?' But by posting without delay you may yet
- retrieve your error. Still, I confess to you that I have known of a lady
- who, out of sheer impatience at the delay of a lover whom she had hoped to
- espouse, married his rival after the lapse of twenty-four hours&mdash;ay,
- and when the belated gentleman arrived just after the ceremony, he
- furnished the wedding party with a succulent feast. She was the Queen of
- one of the islands that we visited in the company of Captain Cook, and the
- cockswain of our galley kept the pickled hand of the belated lover for
- many a day&mdash;the very hand which he had designed to offer the lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This simple and affecting narrative proves more eloquently than any
- phrases of mine could possibly do how a man may miss the happiness of his
- life by a hair's breadth,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;And the lesson will not be lost
- upon you, I am certain, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lud, Mr. Garrick, you do not mean to suggest that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That the lady may make a meal off you on your late return, sir? Nay, Mr.
- Kendal. The Wells are still the Wells, not the South Seas; but on the
- whole I am disposed to believe that the scheme of revenge of the woman
- scorned is fiercer, though perhaps not, at first sight, so primeval, in
- the region of Chalybeate Waters than in a cannibal island of the South
- Seas. Therefore&mdash;there is no time to be lost. Fly to your charmer,
- sir, and throw yourself at her feet. She may be thinking over some
- punishment for your having placed her in a false position for some days;
- but do not mind that. You can always console yourself with the reflection
- that a rod in pickle is much more satisfactory than a hand in pickle. Fly,
- my dear friend, fly; every moment is precious. Take my word for it, joy
- awaits you at the end of your journey.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Journeys end in lovers meeting,'&rdquo; remarked Dr. Burney, with a slight
- suggestion of the setting of the words of the lyric by his old master, Dr.
- Arne.
- </p>
- <p>
- At this moment a servant entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The Streatham carriage is at the door, sir,&rdquo; he announced.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney rose from his chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am forced to leave you, sir,&rdquo; he said to Mr. Kendal. &ldquo;But really there
- is naught further to consult on at present, and I know that you are
- impatient&mdash;it is but natural&mdash;to fly to the side of your
- charmer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am all impatience, sir; but with what words can I express my obligation
- to you, Doctor, for the benefit of your counsel?&rdquo; cried Mr. Kendal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, dear sir, I am but the lessee of the theatre where the comedy has
- been played,&rdquo; said he; and he had good reason for feeling that he had
- defined with accuracy the position that he occupied. But Mr. Kendal was
- thinking too much about himself and the position he occupied to appreciate
- such <i>nuances</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that I was safe in coming to a friend of Mr. Greville,&rdquo; he said.
- &ldquo;I care not if, as you suggest, you have become Mr. Garrick's successor at
- Drury Lane, though I thought that Mr. Sheridan&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Zounds, sir, you are never going to wait to discuss theatre matters,&rdquo;
- cried Garrick. &ldquo;Dr. Burney has been exercising his powers of oratory in
- vain upon you for this half hour if you tarry even to thank him. Post,
- sir, post at once to Tunbridge Wells, and send Dr. Burney your thanks when
- you have put the momentous question to the lady. Go, sir, without the
- pause of a moment, and good luck attend you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good luck attend you! Keep up your heart, sir: the lady may refuse you
- after all,&rdquo; said young Burney; but the poor gentleman who was being
- hurried away was too much flurried to be able to grasp the young man's
- innuendo, though one could see by the look that came to his face that he
- had an uneasy impression that Lieutenant Burney's good wishes had not been
- happily expressed. The great thing, however, was that he was at the other
- side of the door, calling out his obligations to everyone, and striving to
- shake hands with them all at once and yet preserve the security of his
- hat, which he had tucked under his arm. So excited was he that he was only
- restrained at the last moment from mounting the Thrales' carriage which
- was awaiting Dr. Burney, and even when his mistake was explained to him,
- he took off his hat to the splendid footman who had guarded the door of
- the vehicle.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the room where the comedy had been played, Garrick and Lieutenant
- Burney had thrown themselves into chairs with roars of laughter, when Dr.
- Burney returned from the hall, carrying his hat and cane. He was scarcely
- smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have played a pretty prank upon an inoffensive gentleman, the pair of
- you!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I am ashamed that my house has been used by you for so
- base a purpose! The poor gentleman!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! my dear Doctor, make your mind easy; the lady will teach that
- coxcomb a lesson that will be of advantage to him for the rest of his
- life,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;He has been the laughingstock of the Wells for the
- past fortnight, and no one laughed louder than the Widow Nash. She will
- bundle him out of her presence before he has had time to rise from his
- marrow-bones&mdash;he does not find the process a rapid one, I assure you.
- Oh, he was her <i>bete noire</i> even when he was most civil to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And it was you who concocted that plot of getting all your friends&mdash;Mrs.
- Cholmondeley, Mrs. Thrale and the rest&mdash;to make a fool of him,
- driving him away from the Wells to encounter a more irresistible pair of
- mocking demons in this room!&rdquo; said Burney. &ldquo;You cannot deny it, my friend,
- I know your tricks but too well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I swear to you that I had no hope of encountering him in this house, my
- dear Doctor,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;I give you my word that I had laid my plans
- quite differently. My plot was a far more elaborate one, and Polly
- Cholmondeley had agreed to take part in it, as well as Dick Sheridan. They
- will be disappointed to learn that it has miscarried. Who could guess that
- he should come to you of all men in the world, Doctor? He has never been
- one of your intimates.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only when I was living with Mr. Greville had we more than a superficial
- acquaintance,&rdquo; replied Burney. &ldquo;But that does not make me the less ashamed
- of having lent myself to your nefarious project. And you, James, you threw
- yourself with gusto into the fooling of the unhappy man&mdash;and woman
- too&mdash;and woman too, I repeat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not distress yourself on her account, Doctor. She will send him
- off with a flea in his ear by to-morrow night, and she will take care to
- pose as the insulted widow of Mr. Nash, whose memory is dear to her,&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will she, indeed?&rdquo; said Burney. &ldquo;David Garrick, you are the greatest
- actor that has ever lived in England&mdash;probably in the world&mdash;but
- you are a poor comedian compared with such as are at work upon our daily
- life: we call them Circumstance, and Accident, and Coincidence. You know
- the couplet, I doubt not:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- ' Men are the sport of circumstances when
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The circumstances seem the sport of men.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- You have sounded the depths of human impulses, so far as your plummet
- allows you, and womankind seems to you an open book&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An illuminated missal, with the prayers done in gold and the Lessons for
- the day in the most roseate tint, Doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the Responses all of a kind&mdash;the same in one book as another?
- But I make bold to believe, my friend, that every woman is a separate
- volume, of which only one copy has been printed; and, moreover, that every
- separate volume of woman is sealed, so that anyone who fancies he knows
- all that is bound up between the covers, when he has only glanced at the
- binding, makes a mistake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Admirably put, sir, and, I vow, with fine philosophy,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But
- what imports this nomination of a woman at the present moment, Doctor?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Its import is that you are over sanguine in your assurance that Mrs.
- Nash, widow, will reject Mr. Kendal, bachelor, when he offers her his hand
- after a dusty journey; and so good day to you, David Garrick, and I pray
- you to spend the rest of the day in the study of the history of those
- women who have opened the leaves of their lives a little way before the
- eyes of mankind.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had left the room and was within the waiting carriage and driving away
- before his son remarked:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick, it seems to me that my good father has spoken the wisest
- words that you or I have heard to-day or for many a day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And i' faith, James, it seems to me that that remark of yours is the
- second wisest that has been uttered in this room,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went away without a further word&mdash;without even taking his leave of
- the two young women and their stepmother, who herself had been a widow
- before she had married Dr. Burney. He had once believed that nothing a
- woman&mdash;young or old&mdash;could do would surprise him; for some
- reason or other he was not now quite so confident as he had been. But he
- certainly did not think that one of the greatest surprises of the century
- should be due to the demure young woman who seemed the commonplace
- daughter of a very ordinary household, and who at the moment of his
- departure was darning a small hole in a kitchen table-cloth, under the
- superintendence of her admirable stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>N the course of
- the morning Esther, the married daughter of the Bumey family, called at
- the house in St. Martin's Street. Esther, or as she was usually alluded to
- by her sisters, Hetty or Hettina, was handsome and accomplished. She had
- been married for some years to her cousin, Charles Rousseau Burney, who
- was a musician, and they lived and enjoyed living in an atmosphere of
- music. Her father took care that she was never likely to be asphyxiated;
- their atmosphere would never become attenuated so long as they lived, as
- they did, close to St. Martin's Street. He was well aware of the fact that
- his Hetty's duets with her husband&mdash;&ldquo;matrimonial duets&rdquo; they were
- called by Fanny in some of her letters&mdash;and also with her sister
- Charlotte, served to attract many distinguished visitors and profitable
- patrons to his house; he never forgot that profitable patrons and
- patronesses are always attracted by distinguished visitors. When one finds
- oneself in the company of distinguished people, one naturally feels a
- distinguished person also.
- </p>
- <p>
- Moreover, Dr. Burney knew perfectly well that when ambitious patrons and
- patronesses were made aware of the success which he had achieved in
- respect of his daughters, they were all ready to implore of him to spare
- some of his valuable time to give lessons to themselves, seeing no reason
- why, with his assistance, they should not reach the level of his two
- musical daughters. He conducted his teaching on the principle which brings
- fortunes to the Parisian modiste, who takes good care that her mannequins
- are good-looking and of a fine figure, knowing that the visitors to the
- showrooms have no doubt, no matter how little Nature has done for their
- own features or figures, that in the robes of the mannequins they will
- appear equally fascinating.
- </p>
- <p>
- The adoption of this system in the Burney household operated extremely
- well, and Dr. Burney had for several years enjoyed the proceeds of his
- cultivation of the musical tastes of the most influential clientèle in
- London. In addition, the greatest singers in Europe, knowing that there
- was always an influential <i>assistance</i> to be found at Dr. Burney's
- little concerts in St. Martin's Street, were greatly pleased to contribute
- to the entertainment, for love, what they were in the habit of receiving
- large sums for from an impresario. Those Italian operatic artists most
- notorious for the extravagance of their demands when appearing in public,
- were pushing each other aside, so to speak, to be allowed to sing at Dr.
- Burney's, and really upon more than one occasion the contest between the
- generosity of a pair of the most distinguished of these singers must have
- been somewhat embarrassing to Dr. Burney. They were clearly singing
- against each other; and one of them, who invariably received fifty guineas
- for every contribution she made to a programme in public, insisted on
- singing no fewer than five songs, &ldquo;all for love&rdquo; (and to prove her
- superiority to her rival), upon a certain occasion at the Burneys'; so
- that really the little company ran a chance of being suffocated beneath
- the burden of flowers, as it were&mdash;the never-ending <i>fioriture</i>
- of these generous artists&mdash;and Dr. Burney found himself in the
- position of the lion-tamer who runs a chance of being overwhelmed by the
- caresses of the carnivora who rush to lick his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- The result of all this was extremely gratifying, and eminently profitable.
- Had Dr. Burney not been a great musician and shown by the publication of
- the first volume of the greatest History of Music the world had yet
- received, that he was worthy of being placed in the foremost ranks of
- scientific musicians, he would have run a chance of being placed only a
- little higher than the musical Cornelys of Soho Square, who gave their
- concerts, and entertained their friends, and made quite a reputation for
- some years before bankruptcy overtook them and the precincts of the Fleet
- became their headquarters.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now the beautiful Esther Burney was toying with the contents of her
- sister Fanny's work-basket, talking about her husband and his prospects,
- and inquiring what Mr. Garrick and James had to talk about in the room
- downstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray speak in French to Fanny,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I cannot get Lottie
- and Susan to do so as frequently as I could wish. You must remember that
- poor Fanny has had none of your advantages, and I do not want her to be
- talked of as the dunce of the family. She really is not a dunce, you know;
- in spite of her bad sight she really has done some very pretty sewing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have seen it,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;She works very neatly&mdash;more neatly
- than any of us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny blushed and smiled her thanks to her sister for the compliment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What else is there left for me to do but to give all my attention to my
- needle?&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I constantly feel that I am the dunce of the family&mdash;you
- are all so clever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is well for many families that they include one useful member,&rdquo; said
- her stepmother in a way that suggested her complete agreement with the
- girl's confession that she was the dunce of the family. A mother's
- acknowledgment that a girl is either useful or good-natured is practically
- an announcement that she is neither pretty nor accomplished.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Fanny has many friends,&rdquo; continued Mrs. Burney indulgently.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which shows how kind people are, even to a dunce,&rdquo; said Fanny, not
- bitterly, but quite good-humouredly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I am not sure that she should spend so much of her time writing to
- Mr. Crisp,&rdquo; said the elder Mrs. Burney to the younger.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, poor Daddy Crisp!&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;Pray, mother, do not cut him off
- from his weekly budget of news. If I fail to send him a letter he is
- really disconsolate. 'Tis my letters that keep him still in touch with the
- life of the town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, my dear Fanny, I shall not deprive you of your Daddy Crisp,&rdquo;
- said her stepmother. &ldquo;Poor Mr. Crisp must not be left to the tender
- mercies of Susan or Lottie. He is most hospitable, and his house at
- Chessington makes a pleasant change for us now and again, and he took a
- great fancy to you from the first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Daddy Crisp was always Fanny's special friend,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;And I am
- sure that it is good practice for Fanny to write to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, she has long ago given up that childish nonsense,&rdquo; cried the mother.
- &ldquo;Poor Fanny made a pretty bonfire of her scribblings, and she has shown no
- weakness in that way since she took my advice in regard to them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was blushing furiously and giving all her attention to her work.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She has still a sense of the guilt that attaches to the writing of
- stories, though I am sure that no one in this house remembers it against
- her,&rdquo; said Esther with a laugh, as Fanny's blushes increased. &ldquo;But indeed
- I had not in my mind Mr. Crisp's advantage to her in this way, but only in
- regard to her correspondence. She has become quite an expert letter-writer
- since he induced her to send him her budget, and indeed I think that good
- letter-writing is as much of an accomplishment in these careless days as
- good singing&mdash;that is ordinary good singing&mdash;the good singing
- that we hear from some of father's pupils&mdash;Queenie Thrale, <i>par
- exemple!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your father is a good teacher, but the best teacher in the world cannot
- endow with a good singing-voice anyone who has not been so gifted by
- Nature,&rdquo; said the elder lady. &ldquo;'Tis somewhat different, to be sure, in
- regard to correspondence, and I do not doubt that Fanny's practice in
- writing to good Mr. Crisp will one day cause her to be regarded as one of
- the best letter-writers in the family, and that is something. It is a
- ladylike accomplishment, and one that is worth excelling in; it gives
- innocent pleasure to so many of her friends who live at a distance; and
- your father can always obtain plenty of franks, Mr. Charmier and Mr.
- Thrale are very obliging.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was a little fidgety while her eldest sister and her stepmother were
- discussing her in a tone of indulgence which was more humiliating than
- open reprobation would have been. But she knew that the truth was, that
- from her earliest years she was looked on as the dunce of the family, and
- she was so morbidly self-conscious that she was quite ready to accept
- their estimate of her. The silent member of a musical family soon finds
- out how she is looked on by the others; not with unkindness&mdash;quite
- the contrary&mdash;but only as if she were to be slightly pitied for her
- deficiency. But she had a secret or two, the treasuring of which in her
- heart prevented her from having any feeling of humiliation in the presence
- of her splendid sister, whom all the world sought to attract to their
- houses, especially when there were guests anxious to be entertained by the
- sweet singing of a handsome young woman with a very presentable young
- husband. Fanny had her secrets and cherished them with a fearful joy, for
- she knew that any day might remove either or both of them, and then there
- would be nothing left for her in the household but to put her heart into
- her needlework. But one cannot do needlework without needles, and if she
- were to put her heart into her work, and if every needle had a point, the
- result would, she knew, be a good many prickings.
- </p>
- <p>
- She trusted that she might never be condemned to put her heart into her
- needlework.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HEN Lieutenant
- Burney sauntered into the room and greeted Esther; but when Fanny inquired
- with some eagerness what had been the result of Mr. Garrick's fooling of
- poor Mr. Kendal, James was by no means so glib or amusing as Fanny
- expected him to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha!&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;that Mr. Kendal is not worth powder and shot&mdash;at
- least not the weight of metal that Mr. Garrick can discharge&mdash;not in
- a broadside&mdash;Mr. Garrick is not given to broadsides&mdash;they are
- too clumsy for him&mdash;he is like Luke Boscawen, our chief gunner; he
- had a contempt for what he was used to term a blustering broadside, having
- a liking only for the working of his little brass swivel. He could do
- anything that he pleased with his little swivel. 'Ping!' it would go, when
- he had squinted along the sights, and the object he aimed at half a mile
- away&mdash;sometimes so small that we could scarce see it from our foretop&mdash;down
- it went. Boscawen could do what he pleased with it&mdash;the blunt nose of
- a whale rising to spout a mile away&mdash;the stem of a cocoa-nut palm on
- one of the islands when we were not sure of the natives and there was no
- time to climb the tree&mdash;that is the marksmanship of Mr. Garrick, and
- your Mr. Kendal was not worthy of an exercise of so much skill.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nobody seems too insignificant to be made a fool of by Mr. Garrick,&rdquo; said
- Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;He is as happy when he has made a gruesome face and
- frightened a maid with a mop at the doorstep, as when he has stricken us
- with awe when the ghost enters in <i>Hamlet</i>, or when Macbeth declaims
- of the horror of the curse of sleeplessness that has been cast on him.
- That is why I said before he arrived that I was not sure that his
- influence upon you all is for good. He makes one lose one's sense of the
- right proportions and realities of life. Now is not that so, Hetty? I make
- no appeal to Fanny, for I know that she has ever been devoted to Mr.
- Garrick. Is it not true that she was used to frighten poor Lottie before
- she was ten by showing how Mr. Garrick frowned as the Duke of Gloster?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that Fanny murdered us all in turn in our beds, assuring us that
- we were the Princes in the Tower, or some less real characters invented by
- herself,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;But indeed if James tells us that Mr. Garrick's
- gun practice smashed the cocoa-nut that serves Mr. Kendal as a head, I
- should not grieve. Tell us what happened, James.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, 'twas naught worth words to describe,&rdquo; said James. &ldquo;The man came to
- take counsel of Daddy in regard to a jest that Mr. Garrick had, unknown to
- his victim, played off upon him, and Mr. Garrick so worked upon him that
- Daddy had no chance to speak. But Mr. Garrick made fools of us as well,
- for I give you my word, though we were in with him in his jest, he had us
- blubbering like boobies when he laid his hand on the fellow's shoulder and
- spoke nonsense in a voice quivering and quavering as though he were at the
- point of breaking down.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney the elder shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what I do not like&mdash;that trifling with sacred things,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;'Tis not decent in a private house&mdash;I would not tolerate it
- even in a playhouse, and I see that you are of my opinion, James, though
- you may have been dragged into the abetting of Mr. Garrick in whatever mad
- scheme he had set himself upon perfecting.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, for that matter we are all sorry when we have been merry at the
- expense of another, even though he be an elderly coxcomb such as that Mr.
- Kendal,&rdquo; said James. &ldquo;But enough&mdash;more than enough&mdash;of coxcomb
- Kendal! Tell us of the Duchess's concert, Hetty. Were the matrimonial
- duets as successful as usual?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther, who had been disappointed that her stepmother had not yet said a
- word about the concert of the previous night given by the Dowager Duchess
- of Portland, at which she and her husband had performed, brightened up at
- her brother's question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The concert was well enough,&rdquo; she replied with an affectation of
- carelessness. &ldquo;'Twas no better than many that have taken place under this
- roof. Her Grace and her grandees were very kind to us&mdash;we had enough
- plaudits to turn the head of Gabrielli herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, the Gabrielli's head has been turned so frequently that one can never
- tell when it sits straight on her shoulders,&rdquo; said James.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She was <i>very</i> civil to us last evening,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;Indeed, she
- was civil to everyone until the enchanter Rauzzini sang the solo from <i>Piramo
- e Tisbe</i> and swept the company off their feet. The poor Gabrielli had
- no chance against Rauzzini.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Especially in a company that numbered many ladies,&rdquo; said James, with a
- laugh. &ldquo;You remember what Sir Joshua told us that Dr. Goldsmith had once
- said of Johnson?&mdash;that in his argument he was like the highwayman:
- when his pistol missed fire he knocked one down with the butt.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I heard that upon one occasion Dr. Johnson knocked a man down with a
- heavy book, but I cannot imagine his ever firing a pistol,&rdquo; remarked Mrs.
- Burney, who had been used, when the wife of a straightforward merchant of
- Lynn, to take every statement literally, and had not yet become accustomed
- to the involved mode of speaking of the brilliant young Burneys.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean that Rauzzini&mdash;I don't quite perceive what you do mean by
- your reference to Dr. Goldsmith's apt humour,&rdquo; said Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I only mean that among such a company as assembled at the Duchess's, if
- he missed fire with his singing, he glanced around with those dark eyes of
- his and the ladies went down before him by the score,&rdquo; replied James. &ldquo;Do
- not I speak the truth, Fanny?&rdquo; he added, turning quickly to where Fanny
- was searching with her short-sighted eyes close to her work-basket for
- some material that seemed to be missing.
- </p>
- <p>
- But she had clearly heard her brother's question, for she did not need to
- raise her head or to ask him to repeat it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, we are all the slaves of the nobil' signor,&rdquo; she said, and continued
- her search in the basket.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;From the way he talked to us last night it might be fancied that it was
- he who was the captive,&rdquo; said Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I do not doubt that he is living in a state of constant captivity,&rdquo;
- laughed James. &ldquo;Ay, or I should rather term it inconstant captivity, for I
- dare swear that those black eyes of his do a deal of roving in the course
- of a year&mdash;nay, in the course of a day. These singer fellows feel
- that 'tis due to their art, this moving the hearts of their hearers, by
- moving their own affections from heart to heart. The Rauzzini is, I fancy,
- like one of the splendid butterflies we came upon in the Straits,
- fluttering from flower to flower.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have heard no stories of his inconstancy, even from the Gabrielli when
- she was most envious of his plaudits,&rdquo; said Esther, and she glanced at her
- sister, who was earnestly threading a needle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You goose!&rdquo; cried James to Esther. &ldquo;Do you suppose that Gabrielli would
- tell you anything so greatly complimentary to him? In these days you
- cannot pay a man a greater compliment than to compare him to the fickle
- butterfly. You see that suggests a welcome from every flower.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest that it is to sailors I have heard most compliments of that
- sort paid,&rdquo; laughed Esther, and then, putting herself in a singing
- attitude before him, she lilted most delightfully:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more!
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Men were deceivers ever,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- One foot on sea-
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;ha, ha, brother James!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- and one on shore,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To one thing constant never.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now be advised by me, dear James, and do not attribute even in a cynical
- way, the vice of inconstancy to a singer, until you have left the Navy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not allude to it as a vice&mdash;rather as a virtue,&rdquo; said James.
- &ldquo;Just think of the hard fate of any girl to have such a person as a singer
- ever by her side!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He easily evaded the rush down upon him made by Hetty, and used his
- nautical skill to sail to the windward of her, as it were, until he had
- reached the door, whence he sent a parting shot at her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You surely don't think that I hinted that your spouse was a singer,&rdquo; he
- cried. &ldquo;A singer! Oh, lud! I should be swaying away on all top ropes if I
- were to call the matrimonial duets singing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He gave a shout of laughter as he caught the ball of wool which Esther
- threw at him, having picked it up from her stepmother's work-table. He
- returned it with a better aim, and before his sister could get a hand on
- it, he had shut the door, only opening it a little space a few seconds
- later to put in his head with a mocking word, withdrawing it at once, and
- then his foot was heard upon the stair, while he gave a sailor's version
- of Mr. Garrick's patriotic naval song:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has gone before I had a chance of asking him to take a message to the
- cheesemonger,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, calling out to him while she hurried
- after him out of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE moment the two
- sisters were alone, the elder said quickly in a low voice, leaning across
- the table:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We had a long talk with Signor Rauzzini, my dearest Fanny. I could not,
- of course, tell you before mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mentioned his name; but were you discreet?&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I think
- mother felt that you were going too far when you referred to his eyes.
- Mother most surely believes that the dark eyes of an Italian form a topic
- that should not be discussed except by our elders, and then only with
- bated breath and a fearful glance around lest a word should be overheard.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His eyes&mdash;you know his eyes, Fanny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; said Fanny, with an inflection that was between a sigh and a moan.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should have seen them while he spoke of you,&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;Talk of
- flashes of lightning!&mdash;Dear child, it seemed so singular to us that a
- mite like you should inspire a grand passion in such a man. You are not
- angry with us, I know, but it was so indeed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I feel angry with you for feeling just what I do myself, only
- more intensely,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Tis one of the greatest mysteries of life&mdash;the
- only mystery of life that I have yet faced&mdash;why a man who is as
- handsome as an archangel, and who possesses a voice that an archangel
- might envy, should so much as glance at an insignificant young woman like
- myself! Oh! 'tis no wonder that the notion amused you, dear Hetty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It only diverted us for a time, I assure you, my Fanny; it did not take
- us very long to perceive how it was no laughing matter, but, on the
- contrary, a very serious matter. Signor Rauzzini is, as I said, an
- enchanter, but do you not think that 'tis somewhat dangerous to&mdash;to&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To play with fire? That is what is on your mind, dear&mdash;to allow the
- fire of his Roman eyes to play about me? Dangerous? I admit that wherever
- there is fire there is danger, especially when it flashes from such eyes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad that you need no warning, child. As your elder sister I am
- pleased that&mdash;that&mdash;but no one in the house seems to think for a
- moment that the favour he has so distinctly shown to you can mean
- anything. Indeed, until last night, neither Charles nor I could believe&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed, half closing her short-sighted eyes with a curious
- expression as she looked at her sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is only natural, my dear Hettina,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I ever ventured to suggest that I am other than the dunce of the
- family?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have always been absurdly humble, Fanny, and I have never hesitated
- to say so,&rdquo; cried Esther. &ldquo;I am sure that none of us could have made up
- such clever little pieces to act as you did when we were children. And as
- for writing, could any of us have so neatly copied out the padre's History
- as you did last year? Mr. Crisp, too&mdash;he never takes pleasure in any
- letters of the family except what you write for him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All perfectly true, my Hettina,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;But where am I when the
- house is filled with visitors? You know that I am nobody&mdash;that all I
- pray for with all my heart is that no one will take any notice of me, and
- I think I can say that my prayer is nearly always granted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is because you are so dreadfully&mdash;so absurdly shy,&rdquo; said
- Esther. &ldquo;You are the little mouse that is evermore on the look out for a
- hole into which you can creep and be safe from the observation of all
- eyes. You are ever trying to escape, unless when Mr. Garrick is here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Hettina, I know my place&mdash;that is all. I have weak eyes, but
- quick ears, and I have heard strangers ask, when they have heard you sing
- and Susan play, who the little short-sighted girl in the corner is and
- what she means to do for the entertainment of the company. When they are
- assured that I am one of the clever Burney family they whisper an
- incredulous 'No?' They cannot believe that so insignificant a person as
- myself can be one of you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tis your morbid self-consciousness, Fanny, that suggests so much to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no; I was the dunce from the first. You know that while you could
- read any book with ease when you were six, I did not even know my letters
- when I was eight. Don't you remember how James made a jest of my thirst
- for knowledge by pretending to teach me the alphabet with the page turned
- upside down? And when you had gone to school at Paris and it was my turn
- as the next eldest, the wise padre perceived in a moment that the money
- would be much better spent upon Susan and Lottie, and they went to be
- educated while I remained at home in ignorance? The dear padre was right:
- he knew that I should have been miserable among bright girls away from
- home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a pause before the elder sister said quite pathetically:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor Fanny! I wonder if you have not been treated shabbily among us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not. I, my Hettina. I have always been treated fairly. I have had as many
- treats as any of you; when you were learning so much in Paris I have been
- learning quite a number of things at home. And one of the most important
- things I learned was that so brilliant a person as Signor Rauzzini could
- never be happy if married to so insignificant a person as Fanny Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther gave a little sigh of relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed I think that your conclusion is a right one, dear,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;We
- both came to the conclusion&mdash;Charles and I&mdash;that it would be a
- huge misfortune if you should allow yourself to be attracted by the
- glamour that attaches to the appearance of such a man as the Rauzzini,
- though, mind you, I believe that he honestly fancies himself in love with
- you&mdash;oh, he made no disguise of it in talking with us last night. But
- I hoped that you would be sensible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, in the matter of sense I am the equal of anyone in the family,&rdquo; said
- Fanny, laughing. &ldquo;That I mean to make my one accomplishment&mdash;good
- sense. That is the precious endowment of the dunce of the clever family&mdash;good
- sense; the one who stands next to the dunce in the lack of accomplishments
- should be endowed with good nature. Good sense and good nature go hand in
- hand in plain grey taffeta, not down the primrose paths of life, but along
- the King's highway of every day, where they run no chance of jostling the
- simple foot-passengers or exciting the envy of any by the flaunting of
- feathers in their face. Good sense and good nature are best satisfied when
- they attract no attention, but pass on to obscurity, smiling at the
- struggle of others to be accounted persons of importance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you have indeed made up your mind to marry Mr. Barlowe?&rdquo; cried
- Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed enigmatically.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does it not mean rather that I have made up my mind not to marry Mr.
- Barlowe?&rdquo; she cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther looked puzzled: she was puzzled, and that was just what Fanny meant
- her to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then she looked piqued, as elder sisters do when puzzled by the words
- or the acts of the younger. What business have younger sisters puzzling
- their elders? Their doing so suggests pertness when the elders are
- unmarried, but sheer insubordination when they are married; and Esther was
- by no means willing at any time to abrogate the privileges of her position
- as a married woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest that I do not understand your meaning, Fanny,&rdquo; she said,
- raising her chin in a way that gave her head a dignified poise. There was
- also a chill dignity in the tone of her voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Hettina, I ask your pardon,&rdquo; cried Fanny quickly. &ldquo;I fear that I
- replied to you with a shameful unreasonableness. But indeed I am not sure
- that you had reason on your side when you assumed that because I was ready
- to acknowledge that it would not mean happiness to our dear Signor
- Rauzzini to marry an insignificant person like myself, I was therefore
- prepared to throw myself into the arms of Mr. Barlowe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancied that&mdash;that&mdash;but you may have another suitor in your
- mind whose name you have not mentioned to anyone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should it be necessary for me to have a suitor of any kind? Is it not
- possible to conceive of the existence of a young woman without a row of
- suitors in the background? I admit that the 'Odyssey' of Homer&mdash;you
- remember how I used to listen to your reading of Mr. Broome's translation
- to mother&mdash;would be shorn of much of its interest but for that
- background of suitors in one of the last books, but&mdash;well, my dear
- sister, I hold that the alternative song of life to the matrimonial duet
- is the spinster's solo, and it does not seem to me to be quite devoid of
- interest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I took it for granted&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began Esther, when Fanny broke
- in upon her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I know what all the happily wedded ones take for granted,&rdquo; she
- cried. &ldquo;You assume that the wedded life is the only one worth living; but
- as we are told in the Bible that there is one glory of the sun and another
- of the moon, so I hold that I am justified in believing that if matrimony
- be celestial, spinsterhood is terrestrial, but a glory all the same, and
- not unattractive to me. I may be wise enough to content myself with the
- subdued charm of moonlight if it so be that I am shut off from the midday
- splendour of matrimony.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Esther did not laugh in the least as did her sister when she had spoken
- with an air of finality. She only made a little motion with her shoulders
- suggesting a shrug, while she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope you will succeed in convincing mother that your views are the best
- for the household; but I think you will have some difficulty in doing so,
- considering what a family of girls we are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt that mother will be on the side of immediate matrimony and
- poor Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why poor Mr. Barlowe?&rdquo; cried Esther. &ldquo;He is a young man of excellent
- principles, and he has never given his parents a day's trouble. It is
- understood that if he marries sensibly he will be admitted to a
- partnership in the business, so that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Principles and a partnership make for matrimonial happiness, I doubt
- not,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;And I doubt not that Dr. Fell had both excellent
- principles and an excellent practice; still someone has recorded in
- deathless verse that she&mdash;I assume the sex&mdash;did not like that
- excellent man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you do not like Mr. Barlowe on the same mysterious grounds?&rdquo; said
- Hetty.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I am not so unreasonable, I hope,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;But&mdash;but&mdash;dear
- sister, I remember how I thought that the song of the linnet which was in
- our little garden at Lynn was the loveliest strain of the grove, and such
- was my belief until I awoke one night at Chessington and heard the
- nightingale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are puzzling&mdash;singularly puzzling today,&rdquo; said Esther frowning.
- &ldquo;You have started two or three mystifying parables already. You told me
- some time ago as a great secret that you had been renewing your
- story-writing, in spite of your having burnt all that you had written for
- our edification&mdash;all that story&mdash;what was its name? The heroine
- was one Caroline Evelyn. You were ever an obedient child, or you would not
- have sacrificed your offspring at the bidding of our new mother, though
- the advice that she gave you was good, if you have not quite adhered to
- it. Novel writing is not for young ladies any more than novel reading, and
- certainly talking in parables is worse still. Well, I have no more time to
- spend over your puzzles.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would not find their solution to repay you, my dear,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Still, I am pleased to learn that you take a sensible view of Signor
- Rauzzini and his heroics&mdash;but, indeed, I cannot see that Mr. Barlowe
- should not be considered, with his prospects&mdash;his father is a mercer
- in gold and silver lace, as you know&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have heard so&mdash;it is a profitable trade, I believe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;None more so. It is impossible to believe that a time will ever come when
- gold and silver lace will cease to be worn by gentlemen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That would be an evil day for England as well as for Messieurs Barlowe,
- <i>père et fils</i>. But thank heaven it is not yet in sight. Good
- morning, dear sister; and be assured you have my thanks for your advice.
- But mind you keep my little secret about the writing. Good-bye. You can
- face mother boldly, knowing that you have carried out her commission to
- the letter, and very neatly and discreetly into the bargain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would not have done so if her views had not been mine also; as for your
- writing&mdash;you may depend on my keeping your secret. But you will have
- to get the padre's permission to have it printed&mdash;that's something
- still in the far future, I suppose;&rdquo;&mdash;and the elder sister stooped to
- kiss the younger&mdash;Fanny was not up to the shoulder of the beautiful
- and stately Esther.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so they parted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>ANNY BURNEY had
- been forced, for the first time, to make her sister aware of the fact that
- she knew she was looked on as the dunce of the brilliant Burney family.
- She could see that her doing so had startled her sister, for neither
- Esther nor any of the other girls had ever suggested to her that they
- thought of her as being on a different level from themselves, though it
- was tacitly allowed that it was a great pity that Fanny did not emulate
- them in taking pains to shine as it was expected the children of that
- estimable master of music, Dr. Burney, should shine, so as to make the
- house in that narrow little street off Leicester Fields attractive to its
- many distinguished visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had truly defined her place in the household. She had recognized her
- place for several years; but there was not the least suggestion of rancour
- in her tone when talking to her brilliant elder sister, for the simple
- reason that there was no bitterness in her heart against any member of the
- family for being cleverer than herself. Fanny took pride in the
- accomplishments of her sisters, and was quite content with her position in
- relation to them. She got on well with all of them, because she was fond
- of them all, and they were all fond of her. She had not rebelled when her
- father had sent her younger sisters to be educated in Paris, and had
- allowed her to pick up her own education as best she might in his own
- library; and it had been a great happiness to her to be allowed the
- privilege of copying out for the press the first volume of her father's
- &ldquo;History of Music.&rdquo; It was her stepmother who, finding out that Fanny had
- what Mrs. Burney called &ldquo;a taste for writing,&rdquo; had suggested that that was
- the legitimate channel in which such a taste should flow; and it was her
- stepmother who had induced her to make a bonfire of all her own writings&mdash;the
- scribblings of her girlhood that represented the foolish errant flow of
- her &ldquo;taste for writing &ldquo;: and now and again she had a consciousness of her
- own duplicity in failing to resist the impulse that had come upon her to
- do some more of what her mother termed her &ldquo;girlish scribbling.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One of the guilty secrets that Fanny cherished was that when it was
- believed she was writing her long letters to her old friend Mr. Crisp, she
- had been composing a novel which was now about to be given to the world;
- the second was that Signor Rauzzini, the handsome young Roman singer with
- whom half the fashionable ladies of the town were in love, was in love
- with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- These were two secrets worth the cherishing, she knew; and the thought of
- them more than compensated her for the reflection that she was the dunce
- of the family, and that the unconscious tone of patronage adopted toward
- her by her elder sister and the dreadful compliments paid to her plain
- sewing, as though plain sewing represented the highest hopes that could
- reasonably be entertained in regard to her, were only to be looked for in
- the circumstances.
- </p>
- <p>
- The two secrets were closely bound up together, she knew. She had the
- deepest affection for Signor Rauzzini. How could she fail to return the
- feeling which the whisper of his musical voice had told her he had
- conceived for her? He loved her in spite of the fact that she was the
- least attractive member of the family&mdash;in spite of the fact that half
- the town was at his feet, and that he might have made his choice from
- among the best. He had chosen her whom no one else had ever noticed, with
- the exception of her father's old friend, Mr. Crisp, and&mdash;oh, yes
- (she laughed now, perceiving that she had done an injustice to the other
- person who had been attracted to her&mdash;mainly, she thought, on account
- of her reputation for plain sewing)&mdash;a young man named Thomas
- Barlowe, the excellent son of the well-known mercer of gold and silver
- lace, in the Poultry!
- </p>
- <p>
- Thinking of young Mr. Barlowe by the side of Signor Rauzzini, Fanny
- laughed again. She had so restricted an opinion of her own attractiveness
- that the tears actually came into her eyes for having given that derisive
- laugh as she compared the two young men; and she felt that she had been
- grossly ungrateful to young Mr. Barlowe; for even young Mr. Barlowe had a
- right to look above her level for a wife. As the daughter of a simple
- music master with a large family she could have no endowment so far as
- worldly goods were concerned; and she knew that the practical parents of
- young business men, as a rule, looked for their sons to marry, if not
- great fortunes, at least young women with a few thousands to their names.
- </p>
- <p>
- She felt that she had treated the condescending young Mr. Barlowe very
- badly in laughing at the poor figure he cut by the side of the angelic
- Roman singer&mdash;she had failed to resist the temptation to call Signor
- Rauzzini angelic in one of her letters to Mr. Crisp&mdash;and now, in
- thinking of Mr. Barlowe as a very worthy young man, she was unconsciously
- relegating him to a hopeless position as a lover. It is not the very
- worthy young men who are beloved by young women of a romantic temperament:
- if it were there would be very few romances left. But little Miss Burney
- desired only to ease the twinges of her conscience for having laughed at
- the thought of young Tommy Barlowe; and she thought that she had done the
- right thing in assuring herself that he was a very worthy person.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then she thought no more about him. She had a feeling that to give
- another thought to him when she had such a man as Signor Rauzzini to think
- about, would be a constructive act of treason in regard to Rauzzini. She
- had received many hints from her stepmother to the effect that all the
- family considered her to be a very fortunate young woman (all things taken
- into account) in having a chance of marrying the Thomas who seemed ready
- to pay his addresses to her; but though quite submissive to her stepmother
- in household matters, she was ready to face her with the &ldquo;Never!&rdquo; of the
- avowed rebel in the matter of consenting to wed the highly approved
- Thomas, and so she dismissed him from her thoughts, in favour of the man
- whom she loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- But thinking of the man whom she loved was by no means equivalent to
- passing into a region of unalloyed happiness. She had mystified her sister
- by the way in which she had spoken about Signor Rauzzini, and the seal had
- been put upon the mystery by her frank acknowledgment that she did not
- think a union between so distinguished a man as Rauzzini and so
- insignificant a person as herself was likely to be satisfactory.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had certainly allowed Hetty to go away believing that this was in her
- mind; and that was just what was in her mind when her thoughts turned from
- Thomas, whom she considered so estimable, to Rauzzini, whom she loved. She
- loved the Roman singer so truly that she had made a resolution never to
- consent to his marrying anyone so insignificant as she believed herself to
- be.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had no illusions regarding herself. She knew just how good-looking she
- was; she knew that by the side of any of her sisters she was almost plain;
- but that she had a pleasing, simple face of a very ordinary type. She knew
- that she could love with the truest devotion and she could trust herself
- not to change with time. But she felt that these were not beyond the
- traits of the ordinary young woman, and that they did not lift her from
- the level of insignificance to the level of Signor Rauzzini.
- </p>
- <p>
- She knew that she was at that moment an insignificant person; and she made
- no attempt to think of herself as otherwise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; but she had heard of people&mdash;even young women&mdash;being
- insignificant one day, and the next springing to a pinnacle of fame to
- which all eyes looked up. How would it be if she were destined to reach in
- a moment a position that would place her on a level with the man of her
- thoughts&mdash;the man whose fame as a singer had caused him to be the
- centre round which every conversation in the most notable circles turned?
- Everyone was talking in praise of Rauzzini; and she herself thought of him
- as occupying a place on a height as far above her as King Cophetua's
- throne was above the marble steps at the foot of which the beggar maid had
- crouched; but in her mind there was the possibility that her name might
- one day be spoken by the world in connection with an achievement that
- would raise her from the insignificance of Fanny Burney to the importance
- of Signor Rauzzini, and prevent people from asking what on earth had
- induced so glorious a person as he to make her his wife!
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the secret dream which filled the imagination of this imaginative
- young woman&mdash;the same dream as comes to so many young women who have
- written the last chapter of a book and sent it forth for the world to
- receive with acclaim&mdash;the dream of fame&mdash;of immortality! She had
- written a novel and it was about to be given to the world, if the world
- would have it, and upon its success her happiness depended. If it brought
- her fame, it would place her by the side of the man whom she loved; but if
- it failed, then she would remain a person of no significance, and quite
- unworthy of sharing the honours which were showered upon her lover. She
- had imagination, and this faculty it was that made her more than doubtful
- of the success of King Cophetua's rash experiment. She felt sure that King
- Cophetua had now and again, turning suddenly round, caught one of his
- courtiers with his tongue in his cheek when his Majesty was entering the
- throne-room with his shy and insignificant Queen by his side, and that the
- Queen had occasionally overheard the whispers of her maids of honour, when
- they did not know she was at hand, asking one another what on earth the
- King had seen in her that induced him to make her his consort. Little Miss
- Burney had long ago made up her mind that the union of King Cophetua and
- his beggar maid was far from being a happy one&mdash;that the King looked
- around him and saw several princesses of great beauty and quite devoid of
- shyness who were fully acquainted with the convenances of his court and
- would not, if he had married any one of them, have made the mistakes which
- she was sure the young person whom he had elevated had fallen into,
- causing him constant irritation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Miss Burney had resolved that she would never play the part of a
- crowned beggar maid. The man whom she loved had won fame for himself, and
- she would not go to him unless she, too, had at least made such a name for
- herself as should prevent her from feeling herself in the position of the
- beggar maid whom King Cophetua had raised to his side. Little Miss Burney
- resolved that although she could scarcely expect to go to her lover
- wearing purple robes embroidered with gold, she could, at any rate,
- refrain from wearing beggars' rags. She had her ambitions, and she felt
- that they were not ignoble, but that they made for the happiness of the
- man she loved, and who had been gracious enough to love her&mdash;the
- least attractive member of the family.
- </p>
- <p>
- But after she had sat for some time with her hands lying idle on the
- sempstress' work at which she had been engaged on the departure of her
- sister&mdash;after her imagination had carried her much farther away than
- she intended it should, she was sensible of a return to the cold world
- from which she had soared. Her heart, which had begun to beat quickly when
- Hetty had told her how the divine Rauzzini had spoken of her, sank within
- her as she seemed to hear a voice asking who was she that she should hope
- to reach by the publication of that story which she had been writing by
- stealth and at odd times during the past three years, even the smallest
- measure of fame that would compare with that of Signor Rauzzini? What fame
- attached to the writing of a novel in comparison with that achieved by the
- enchantment of a singer who had power to move the hearts of men and women
- as it pleased him? Orpheus&mdash;ah, what fame could compare with the fame
- of Orpheus, the singer? His was a heaven-sent gift. What was her little
- talent compared with such a gift? If she had the ability even to make
- music such as one of her sisters could bring forth from the keys of the
- piano, she would have a better chance of being accounted worthy of a place
- beside Signor Rauzzini than if her novel found its way to the shelves of
- many readers. The writing of a novel was a poor achievement&mdash;nay, in
- the opinion of a good many people, including her own stepmother&mdash;a
- most practical woman&mdash;it was something to be ashamed of; and Fanny
- herself, thinking over all the novels written by women which she herself
- had read&mdash;most of them surreptitiously&mdash;was disposed to agree
- with her. That was why she had kept as a secret for more than three years
- the fact that she was trying to write a novel. Her father knew nothing of
- it, and her stepmother was equally uninformed. Even her old friend Mr.
- Crisp, to whom she wrote voluminous letters week after week, and to whom
- she gave her confidence on many matters, had no suspicion that she had
- written her novel.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had thought it prudent to keep this matter hidden from them, for she
- did not doubt that if she had told any one of them of her project, she
- would never have a chance of realizing it. They would certainly have
- pronounced against such a proceeding even before a page of her novel came
- to be written.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet it was the thought that this novel was shortly to be published
- that had caused her to feel that she was drawing nearer to her lover.
- </p>
- <p>
- As she reflected upon this, sitting idly over her work when her sister had
- left the house, her tears began to fall, not in a torrent, but slowly
- dropping at intervals upon the fabric which she had been sewing. She felt
- very sad, very hopeless, very lonely.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nor could it be said that the sudden return of Mrs. Burney meant a return
- of happiness to the girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney did not consider that Fanny had made satisfactory progress
- with her work, and did not hesitate to express her opinion to this effect.
- But she was not imprudently unkind; for young Mr. Barlowe had just written
- to her, begging permission to pay his respects to Mrs. Burney and her
- daughter that evening, and she meant that Fanny should be in a good humour
- to entertain him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney had great hopes that the question of Fanny's future&mdash;a
- constant topic of conversation and consultation between her and her
- husband&mdash;might be settled by a series of visits of young Mr. Barlowe.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OUNG Mr. Barlowe
- took himself very seriously, and he had every right to do so; for a more
- serious young man was not to be found in business in London. He had been
- brought up to look upon everything in the world as having an intimate
- connection with business, and it had always been impressed upon him that
- business meant the increase of money, and that there was hardly anything
- in the world worth giving a thought to apart from the increase of money.
- It never occurred to any of his preceptors to suggest that the advantage
- of increasing one's money lay in the splendid possibilities of spending
- it. The art of making money forms the whole curriculum of a business man's
- education; he is supposed to require no instruction in the art of spending
- it. Thus it is that, by attending only to one side of the question, so
- many business men lead much less interesting lives than they might, if
- they had it in their power to place themselves under the guidance of a
- trustworthy professor of the Art of Spending. But no Chair of Spending has
- yet been provided at any University, nor is there any instructor on this
- important branch of business education at any of the City schools, hence
- it is that the sons of so many money-making men turn out spendthrifts.
- They have been taught only one side of the great money question, and that
- the less important side into the bargain. In making an honest endeavour to
- master the other side, usually on the death of a father or a bachelor
- uncle, both looked on as close-fisted curmudgeons, a good many young men
- find themselves in difficulties.
- </p>
- <p>
- Young Mr. Barlowe, on being introduced to the Burney family, through the
- circumstance of Mrs. Burney's first husband having done business with Mr.
- Barlowe the elder, found himself in a strange atmosphere. He had never
- before imagined the existence of a household where music and plays and
- books were talked about as if these were the profitable topics of life.
- Previously he had lived in a house where the only profitable topic was
- thought to be the Profits. At his father's table in the Poultry the
- conversation never travelled beyond the Profits. The likelihood of a rise
- in the price of gold or silver sometimes induced the father to increase
- his stock of bullion without delay, and then if the price rose, he could
- conscientiously charge his customers for the lace at such a rate per ounce
- as gave him a clear five per cent, extra profit; and it was upon such
- possibilities that the conversation in the Poultry parlour invariably
- turned.
- </p>
- <p>
- And here were these Burneys talking with extraordinary eagerness and
- vivacity upon such matters as the treatment by a singer named Gabrielli of
- one of the phrases in a song of Mr. Handel's, beginning: &ldquo;Angels ever
- bright and fair&rdquo;! For himself, young Mr. Barlowe thought that there was no
- need for so much repetition in any song. &ldquo;Angels ever bright and fair,
- Take, oh take me to your care&rdquo;&mdash;that was the whole thing, as it
- seemed to him; and when that request had been made once he thought it was
- quite enough; to repeat it half a dozen times was irritating and really
- tended to defeat its purpose. Only children in the nursery kept
- reiterating their requests. But he had heard Dr. Burney and his
- son-in-law, Esther's husband, discuss the Gabrielli's apparently
- unauthorized pause before the second violins suggested (as it appeared to
- the younger musician) a whisper of assent floating from the heaven; and
- all the members of the family except Fanny had taken sides in the
- controversy, as though a thing like that had any bearing upon the daily
- life of the City!
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas Barlowe was amazed at the childishness of the discussion, and he
- was particularly struck by the silence of Fanny on this occasion. She was
- silent, he was sure, because she agreed with him in thinking it ridiculous
- to waste words over a point that should be relegated to the nursery for
- settlement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They seem pleasant enough people in their way,&rdquo; he told his mother after
- his first visit. &ldquo;But they know nothing of what is going on in the world&mdash;the
- real world, of which the Poultry is the centre. It might be expected that
- the young man who is a naval officer and has seen the world would know
- something of the import of the question when I asked him what direction he
- thought gold would move in; but he only winked and replied, 'Not across my
- hawse, I dare swear,' and the others laughed as if he had said something
- humorous.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mayhap it was humorous,&rdquo; suggested his mother gravely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be sheer ribaldry for anyone to jest upon such a subject as the
- fluctuations in the price of silver,&rdquo; said Thomas slowly. &ldquo;Lieutenant
- Burney must surely know how serious a matter would be a fall of a fraction
- of a crown when we have bought heavily in prospect of a rise. But Miss
- Burney looks to be different from the others of the family. I have told
- you that while her father, and indeed all the rest, were talking excitedly
- on that ridiculous point in Mr. Handel's music, she sat in silence. She is
- short-sighted, but I noticed more than once that she had her eyes fixed on
- me, as if she had found something to study in me. She is, I think, a
- steady, observant young lady. When Mrs. Burney said she hoped that I would
- visit them again, I think I perceived a sort of interest on Miss Burney's
- face as she awaited my answer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas had resolved not to frustrate the hopes that Mrs. Burney had
- expressed as to his paying another visit&mdash;as a matter of fact he had
- come three times, and on every occasion he had devoted himself to Fanny&mdash;to
- be more exact than Mrs. Burney, who had described his attentions in this
- phrase, he had passed his time subjecting her to a sort of catechism with
- a view to discover if she would make him the sort of wife that would suit
- him. It appeared that the result of his inquisition was satisfactory, and
- that his attentions were gradually becoming intentions; but Mrs. Burney
- had never gone farther than to comment favourably to Fanny upon the young
- man's steadiness, and to suggest that the young woman whom he might choose
- to be his wife would be fortunate, steady young men with good prospects in
- the City being far from abundant. She had never gone so far as to ask
- Fanny if she would accept good fortune coming to her in such a form;
- though Fanny knew very well that she had asked Esther to sound her on this
- point.
- </p>
- <p>
- How far Esther's mission was accounted successful by their stepmother,
- Fanny, of course, could not guess; but at any rate Thomas was to pay a
- visit after dinner, and Fanny felt that it was necessary for her to be
- discreet. It had been very interesting for her to study Thomas, with the
- possibility before her of writing a second novel, in which some of his
- traits of character might be introduced with advantage; but she perceived
- how there was a likelihood of her course of study being paid for at too
- high a rate; so she resolved&mdash;to be discreet beyond her ordinary
- exercise of a virtue which she displayed at all times of her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- So Thomas came to the house in St. Martin's Street while tea was being
- served in the drawingroom, to the accompaniment of a duet on the piano&mdash;Dr.
- Burney had quickly perceived the merits of this new instrument over that
- of the harpsichord&mdash;between Susan and her father. Very close to the
- instrument, pressing the receiver of his ear-trumpet to the woodwork of
- the case, sat Sir Joshua Reynolds, while his sister&mdash;a lady of middle
- age who was gradually relinquishing the idea that she, too, could paint
- portraits&mdash;was suffering Mrs. Burney to explain to her the advantages
- of Lynn over London as a place of residence for people anxious to
- economize.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was at the table where the teapot and urn were being drawn on, and
- close to her sat her brother James, with a volume like an account-book
- lying face down on the table while he drank his tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- The progress of the duet was not arrested by the entrance of young Mr.
- Barlowe, but he looked in the direction of the instrument when he had
- shaken hands with Mrs. Burney and bowed to Miss Reynolds. It was obvious
- that he was mystified by seeing Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet pressed against
- the sound-conducting case of the piano. He was still looking at it with
- curious eyes while he greeted Fanny with the concentrated politeness of
- the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lieutenant Burney roused himself from his lolling attitude when he saw the
- puzzled look on the young man's face, and he obligingly endeavoured to
- explain away the mystery.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis no wonder that you are amazed, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; he said in a whisper.
- &ldquo;I own that when it was first brought to my notice I thought it
- extraordinary. A marvellous instrument, is it not, that is played by the
- ear instead of by the mouth? And yet you must own that some of the notes
- it produces are very fine&mdash;much more delicate than could be produced
- by any other means.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not profess to be a judge of music, sir,&rdquo; said Thomas; &ldquo;but I know
- what pleases me.&rdquo; Fanny wondered how often she had heard that same boast&mdash;the
- attempt of complete ignorance to be accredited with the virtue of
- frankness. &ldquo;Yes, I own that I consider the music monstrous pretty; but
- with the ear&mdash;that is what puzzles me: it seems a simple trumpet,
- such as is blown by the mouth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not let my father hear you say that, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; whispered
- James. &ldquo;That instrument is his fondest. You know that he has written a
- 'History of Music'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All the world knows that, sir,&rdquo; replied Thomas gallantly. &ldquo;I have not yet
- found time to read it myself, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Neither have I, sir; but I understand that that instrument which seems
- new to such simpletons as you and I is really as ancient as the pyramids
- of Egypt&mdash;nay, more so, for my father discovered in his researches
- that this was the identical form of the first instrument made by Tubal
- Cain himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible? In our Family Bible there is a picture of Tubal Cain, but
- he is depicted blowing through a conch shell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A shell! Ah! such was the ignorance of the world on these matters before
- my father wrote his History. But he has managed to clear up many points
- upon which complete ignorance or very erroneous opinions prevailed. It is
- not generally known, for instance, that Tubal had his second name given to
- him by reason of his habitually murdering every musical piece that he
- attempted to play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he was the inventor, was he not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Quite true, Mr. Barlowe. But that fact, you must admit, only made his
- offence the more flagrant. So the inscriptions on the rocks assert; and
- there are some sensible people nowadays who believe that Tubal's second
- and very suggestive name should be coupled with the names of many more
- recent performers on musical instruments.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not allude to the gentleman who is playing that new instrument&mdash;I
- mean that very ancient instrument&mdash;by the side of Dr. Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, surely not. That gentleman is one of the most notable performers of
- our age, Mr. Barlowe. I ask you plainly, sir, have you ever seen, even at
- a raree show, a musician who could play an instrument with his ear and
- produce such a good effect? You can easily believe that a vast amount of
- ingenuity is needed to produce even the simplest sound in that way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I had not it demonstrated before my eyes I should not believe it
- possible. I protest, sir, that the effect is very pretty. Is't not so,
- Miss Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The young man turned to Fanny, who was doing her best to refrain from an
- outburst of laughter; she could not trust herself to put her cup of tea to
- her lips while her brother was continuing his fooling. She thought that it
- was scarcely good manners of him to play such a jest upon a visitor,
- though she knew the ward-room code of manners which her naval brother had
- acquired was very liberal on such points. She was about to give Mr.
- Barlowe a hint of the truth of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet, but James,
- perceiving her intention, defeated it by saying in a tone above a whisper:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cain&mdash;we mentioned Cain, did we not, Mr. Barlowe? Oh, yes; and it
- must have occurred to you how strangely customs have altered during the
- past ten years&mdash;how strongly opposed people are to-day to principles
- that were accepted without demur so recently as in our own boyhood. You
- take my meaning, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Barlowe did not look as if he quite grasped Lieutenant Burney's drift,
- and Fanny felt it incumbent on her to prevent further fooling (as he
- thought she would) by remarking:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My brother means, Mr. Barlowe, that 'tis remarkable how many changes are
- being made in many ways&mdash;but what he had in his mind was, of course,
- in respect to the forte-piano&mdash;on which my father and sister are
- playing a duet: only a few years ago no one thought to improve upon the
- harpsichord; and yet my father asserts that in a short time the
- harpsichord will be no more than a curiosity&mdash;that the forte-piano&mdash;or
- as we simply call it now, the piano, will take its place in every
- household. That is what you meant, was it not, James?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was thinking of Cain and his profession&mdash;Cain, the good old
- murderer, rather than of Tubal Cain, who was perhaps equally criminal in
- inventing the liveliest source of human torture,&rdquo; replied James gravely.
- &ldquo;Yes, I was thinking&mdash;suggested by the mention of Cain&mdash;how
- strange people nowadays would regard my father's intentions regarding my
- future when he assumed that I should have the best chance for cultivating
- my bent, which he had early recognized in me, by sending me, before it
- became too late, to be educated for the profession to an accomplished
- murderer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER X
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OUNG Mr. Barlowe
- started so violently that he spilt his tea over his knees; for just before
- James had uttered his last sentence the music stopped, but as it had been
- somewhat loud in the final bars, and James had raised his voice in the
- same proportion, the inertia of his tone defied any attempt to modulate
- it, so that it was almost with a shout that he had declared that he had
- been sent to be educated in his profession to a murderer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was too much overcome by the ludicrous aspect of the contretemps to
- be able to laugh. Her brother, who had had no intention of startling
- anyone in the room except young Mr. Barlowe, hung his head and was
- blushing under the South Sea tan of his skin; Sir Joshua Reynolds had
- heard nothing after the crashing chords that concluded the duet; but poor
- Miss Reynolds almost sprang from her chair in horror.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney was very angry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have been making a fool of yourself as usual, James,&rdquo; she cried.
- &ldquo;Pray give Mr. Barlowe another cup of tea, Fanny. I vow that 'tis a shame
- for you, James Burney, to treat such a company as though you were on the
- deck of the <i>Adventure</i> facing your South Sea savages.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Dr. Burney, with his customary tact, raised a hand half reprovingly
- toward his wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give Mr. Barlowe his cup, and then pass one to me, Fanny,&rdquo; he said,
- rising from the piano. &ldquo;You know that James has spoken no more than the
- truth, my dear,&rdquo; he added, smiling at his wife. &ldquo;I can see that the rascal
- has been fooling while our backs were turned to him; but we know that he
- spoke no more than the truth&mdash;at least in that one sentence which he
- bawled out for us. He was, indeed, sent to a school where he was placed
- under an accomplished usher who was some time after hanged as a murderer.
- You see, madam&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he had turned, still smiling, to Miss
- Reynolds, thereby doing much to restore her confidence in the sanity of
- the family&mdash;&ldquo;You see that James was from the first so desperate a
- young rascal that, just as a boy who is an adept at figures is educated
- for the counting-house, and one who spends all the day before he is six
- picking out tunes on the harpsichord should be apprenticed, as I was, to a
- musician, so we thought our James should be sent whither he could be
- properly grounded in the only profession at which he was likely to excel.
- But, alas! the poor usher was carried off by the police, tried at the next
- assizes and duly hanged before James had made much progress in his
- studies; but I believe that a few years in the navy does as much for a
- youth who has made up his mind to succeed, as a protracted course under a
- fully qualified criminal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Reynolds looked as if she were not quite certain that, in spite of
- his smiles, Dr. Burney was jesting; but when Mrs. Burney, seeing how her
- husband's mock seriousness was likely to produce a wrong impression upon
- plain people, said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must recall hearing about Mr. Eugene Aram some years back, Mrs.
- Reynolds,&rdquo; that lady showed that her mind was greatly relieved.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I recall the matter without difficulty,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;The man was usher at
- the grammar school at Lynn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And no school had a more learned teacher than that unfortunate man,&rdquo; said
- Sir Joshua. Young Mr. Barlowe had been divided in his amazement at what
- Dr. Burney had said, and at the sight of Sir Joshua holding the trumpet to
- his ear, though the instrument remained mute. He had never found himself
- within the circle of so startling a society. He wished himself safe at
- home in the Poultry, where people talked sense and made no attempt to blow
- a trumpet with their ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;James had acquired quite a liking for poor Aram,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, &ldquo;and,
- indeed, I own to having had a high opinion of the man's ability myself. It
- was to enable him to purchase books necessary for his studies in philology
- that he killed his victim&mdash;a contemptible curmudgeon named Johnstone.
- I fear that all our sympathy was on the side of the usher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was greatly interested in Mr. Aram, and read a full account of his
- trial,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder that a man of so sensitive a mind as his did not so brood over
- his crime as to cause suspicion to fall on him earlier than it did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only upon one occasion it seemed that he was affected by an incident
- which might possibly have awakened some suspicion in the mind of a person
- given to suspicion,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;James had been presented with a copy of the translation of Gessner's
- 'Death of Abel'&mdash;everyone was going mad about the book that year&mdash;more
- copies were sold of it than of any translation since Pope's 'Homer,' but I
- fancy James found it dull enough reading. He had it on his knee trying to
- get through a page or two in case the kind donor might question him upon
- it, when the usher came up. He took the volume in his hand and glanced at
- the title. Down the book fell from his grasp and he hurried away without a
- word&mdash;'as if he had been stung,' James said, in telling us about it,
- to excuse the broken cover. Of course, I never gave a thought to the
- matter at the time; but when I heard of the arrest of Eugene Aram the
- following year, I recalled the incident.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like to make a picture of the scene, and name it 'Remorse,'&rdquo;
- said Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He never did make such a picture; many years had passed, and
- Lieutenant Burney had become an Admiral before his narration of the
- incident touched the imagination of a poet who dealt with it in verse that
- has thrilled a good many readers.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas Barlowe was not greatly thrilled by the story as told by Dr.
- Burney. He seemed rather shocked to find himself at the table with someone
- who had been taught by a murderer. He glanced furtively at James Burney,
- who had remained silent since the contretemps that had prevented him from
- perfecting his fooling of Thomas; and the result of Thomas's scrutiny at
- that moment was to cause Thomas a tremor; for who could say what fearful
- knowledge Lieutenant Burney might have acquired during his intercourse
- with the murderer&mdash;knowledge which might jeopardize the safety of a
- simple visitor like himself? Thomas felt that no ordinary person could be
- accounted absolutely safe in a company that included a tall, able-bodied
- young naval man who had begun his education under a murderer and had gone
- to complete it among the cannibals of the South Seas; and, in addition, an
- elderly gentleman who fancied that he could bring any sound out of a
- trumpet by pressing it to his ear instead of his lips, and had shown
- himself ready to extol the scholarship of any man who had been hanged.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then Thomas looked at Fanny, and she pleased him more than ever. She
- was so demure, so modest, so shy. She had a very pretty blush, and she did
- not play on the piano. It was a thousand pities, he felt, that such a girl
- should be compelled to remain in such uncongenial companionship. All the
- time that Dr. Burney and his other daughter were playing a second duet,
- and the silly gentleman holding the bell of his trumpet to the case of the
- piano, still fondly believing that he was also a performer with the
- mouth-piece in his ear, Thomas Barlowe was feeling wave after wave of pity
- passing over him for the unhappy position of the shy girl in the midst of
- so doubtful a household. Before long his compassion for her so stimulated
- his imagination that he began to think of the possibility of his rescuing
- her&mdash;he began to think of himself in the character of a hero&mdash;he
- did not remember the name of any particular hero who had carried off a
- young woman who was placed in a similar situation to that occupied by Miss
- Burney; but he had no doubt that more than one romance was founded upon
- the doings of such a man as he felt himself fully qualified to be, if he
- made up his mind to assume such a rôle.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the music continued&mdash;it was an arrangement of Bach's <i>Orfèo</i>&mdash;Thomas
- Barlowe became more and more resolute. He would be the heroic person who
- should appear at the right moment and achieve the emancipation of that
- sweet and shy girl, who by no fault of hers was forced to live in that
- house and remain, if she could, on friendly terms with her father and
- sisters, who kept strumming on the piano, and with her brother, who was
- ready to boast of having received the rudiments of his education from a
- murderer. All that he needed was the opportunity to show his heroism, and
- he did not doubt that when he set his mind to work on the matter, he would
- have such an opportunity.
- </p>
- <p>
- If anyone had whispered in his ear that his inward consciousness of being
- equal to the doing of great deeds was solely due to the music which was
- being played, and to which he was unwillingly listening, he would have
- been indignant. He would have thought it preposterous had it been
- suggested to him that the effect of that strumming was to make him feel
- more like a god than a man&mdash;to be ready to face hell for the love of
- a woman, as Jean Sebastian Bach imagined Orpheus doing for Eurydice. But
- Jean Sebastian Bach knew what he was about when he had composed his <i>Orfèo</i>,
- and Dr. Burney was quite equal to the business of interpreting his aims,
- and of urging his daughter Susan to join with him in impressing them upon
- even so unimpressionable a nature as that of Thomas Barlowe; so that while
- Thomas Barlowe believed that this music was one of the most petty of all
- human interests, it was making him think such thoughts as had never before
- entered his mind&mdash;it was giving him aspirations from which in
- ordinary circumstances he would have shrunk.
- </p>
- <p>
- The master musician and his interpreters were making sport of him, leading
- him if not quite into the region of the heroic, at least to the boundary
- of that region, and supplying him with a perspective glass, as the
- Interpreter did to the Pilgrims, by the aid of which he might see the
- wonderful things that had been beyond his natural scope.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was how it came about that he gazed into Miss Burney's eyes and
- pressed her hand at parting with a tenderness he had never previously
- associated with his leave-taking. He felt sure that Miss Burney would
- understand what he meant, though he knew that he would have difficulty in
- expressing it all to her in words; for the effect of the music was to make
- him feel that he could put so much feeling into a look, into a squeeze of
- the hand, as would touch the heart of any young woman and cause her to be
- certain that she might trust him though all other help might fail her.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the effect which the heroic music had upon him, though he did not
- know it; it made him feel willing to face hell for her sake at that
- moment, and even until he had walked through more than a mile of the
- network of streets that lay between Leicester Fields and the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the effect of such an intoxicant as music upon such a nature as his is
- not lasting. Before he had reached Cheapside his own individuality was
- beginning to assert itself; and he wondered if he had not gone too far for
- discretion&mdash;discretion being, according to his reckoning, the power
- to withdraw from a position that might compromise him. And before he
- reached his home he had got the length of wondering how he had so far
- forgotten himself as to yield to that compromising impulse represented by
- the gaze and the squeeze. He could not for the life of him understand what
- had come over him at that moment; for he had by no means satisfied himself
- that Miss Burney was the young woman who would make him comfortable as his
- wife. He still thought highly of her on account of her modesty and her
- dainty shyness, but marriage was a serious matter, and he was not sure
- that he should take her for his wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, he felt that he had had a very trying evening&mdash;between
- the Lieutenant who had so nearly qualified to practise as a murderer, and
- the father and daughter who seemed ready to strum their duets until
- midnight, to say nothing of the foolish gentleman who tried to play the
- trumpet with his ear; and Thomas made up his mind that he would not trust
- himself into the midst of so unusual a circle until he was certain that he
- wanted to marry the young woman whose hand he had, for some reason or
- other, pressed at parting.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney had noticed much more clearly than Fanny had done the
- expression that the face of Thomas Barlowe had worn when he had looked
- into the girl's eyes; she had measured to the fraction of a second the
- duration of his holding of her hand beyond the time essential for the
- discharge of the ordinary courtesy of a hand-shake; and she was satisfied
- that Thomas was progressing in his wooing of the least attractive and
- certainly the least accomplished member of the family. The good woman
- thought, however, that it was rather a pity that her husband and Susan had
- persisted in the practice of their duets; for by doing so they had not
- given a chance to Thomas and Fanny of being alone together.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, looking back upon the incidents of the evening, she came to the
- conclusion that, on the whole, she had no reason to complain of the
- progress that was being made in the young man's wooing. She was no
- believer in undue haste in this respect; and had not Thomas looked into
- Fanny's eyes at the close of the evening? Yes, at the close; and that
- proved to her satisfaction that he had not suffered discouragement by the
- maladroit conversation about Mr. Eugene Aram. The unhappy episode upon
- which her husband had dwelt with far too great attention to its details,
- was one to which she herself had never alluded; for at Lynn, where she had
- lived all her life previous to being married to Dr. Burney, the Eugene
- Aram episode was regarded as a scandal to be ignored by those of the
- inhabitants whose children had attended the school where he had been
- usher. It was a distinctly favourable sign of the impression made upon
- young Mr. Barlowe by Fanny, that he had gazed into her eyes in spite of
- his having been made aware of the connection of the family with the
- tragedy of that wretched schoolmaster. Mrs. Burney took no account of the
- effect of Bach's marvellous music upon a young man who was a lover in the
- rough. In this respect, as has been indicated, she did not differ from the
- young man himself.
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was at the
- Pantheon in the Oxford Road a fortnight later, that Mrs. Thrale, the
- brewer's lively wife, had an opportunity of shining, by a display of that
- <i>esprit</i> which caused Mr. Garrick to affirm solemnly that if she had
- gone upon the stage she would have been a dangerous rival to Mistress
- Clive; and Fanny Burney, with her father and Mr. Linley, the father of the
- beautiful Mrs. Sheridan, was a witness of the ease with which the lady
- sparkled as she described for the benefit of the circle how Mr. Garrick's
- jest at the expense of poor Mr. Kendal and the Widow Nash had set all the
- Wells laughing. She imitated Mr. Garrick to his face, in offering his
- congratulations to Mr. Kendal and so setting the ball a-rolling until
- within an hour the poor, silly gentleman had been offered the
- felicitations of half the Wells upon his engagement to Widow Nash. Mrs.
- Thrale re-enacted with great gravity the part she had played in Mr.
- Garrick's plot, and then she hastened to imitate Mrs. Cholmondeley's part,
- and even Mr. Sheridan's, upon that lively morning at Tunbridge Wells.
- </p>
- <p>
- But there was much more to tell, and Mrs. Thrale took very good care to
- abate nothing of her narrative; it gave her so good a chance of acting,
- and it gave Mr. Garrick so good a chance of complimenting her before all
- the company.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I vow that we played our parts to perfection,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;and
- without any rehearsal either. But then what happened? You will scarce
- believe it, Mr. Garrick has always borne such a character for scrupulous
- honour in his dealings with his companies, but indeed 'tis a fact that our
- manager decamped as soon as he found that the poor man had been teased to
- the verge of madness by the fooling he had started&mdash;off he went, we
- knew not whither; leaving no message for any of us. He was not to be found
- by noon; and what happened by dinner-time? Why, the poor gentleman whom we
- had been fooling had also fled!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was indeed too bad of Mr. Kendal,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas too inconsiderate of him truly,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;'Tis no great
- matter if the manager of the playhouse runs away when his play is produced&mdash;you
- remember that Mr. Colman hurried off to Bath to escape lampooners when the
- success of Dr. Goldsmith's comedy <i>She Stoops to Conquer</i> had proved
- to all the town that he was no judge of a play; but for the one who has
- been made the object of such a jest as ours to escape without giving us a
- chance of bringing our teasing to a fitting climax is surely little short
- of infamous.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And when did you design the fitting climax to arrive, madam?&rdquo; asked one
- of the circle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, when the gentleman and lady should come face to face in the Assembly
- Rooms, to be sure,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;We were all there to await the
- scene of their meeting; and you can judge of our chagrin when only the
- lady appeared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We can do so, indeed,&rdquo; said Mrs. Darner, who was also in the circle. &ldquo;I
- can well believe that you were furious. When one has arranged a burletta
- for two characters 'tis infamous when only one of the actors appears on
- the stage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale smiled the smile of the lady who knows that she is harbouring
- a surprise for her friends and only awaits the right moment to spring it
- upon them&mdash;a cat to be let out of the bag at the pulling of a string.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that we should have your sympathy, Mrs. Darner,&rdquo; she said
- demurely. &ldquo;You have, I doubt not, more than once experienced all the
- chagrin that follows the miscarrying of a well-planned scheme. But as it
- so happened, we were more than compensated for our ill-usage at that time
- by the unlooked-for appearance of the missing actor two nights later.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Darner, holding up both her hands in a very dainty
- way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Garrick also lifted up his hands in amazement, but he did not need to
- exclaim anything to emphasize the effect of his gesture.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney smiled, trying to catch the eye of Mr. Garrick, but Mr. Garrick
- took very good care that he should not succeed in doing so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may well cry, 'oh, lud!'&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;But if you had been in
- the Rooms when the man entered you would not have been able to say a word
- for surprise, I promise you. The poor gentleman had posted all the way
- from town to Tunbridge, apparently for our diversion only, and what a
- sight he was! It seems that he had got over his fright at the coupling of
- his name with the lady's, while flying to London, but from this point a
- reaction set in, and he spent all the time that he was posting back to the
- Wells adding fuel to the fire of his resolution to throw himself at the
- feet of the lady at the earliest possible moment. Was there ever such a
- comedy played, Mr. Garrick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twould be too extravagant for the theatre, madam, but not for Nature's
- playhouse,&rdquo; replied Garrick. &ldquo;I have more than once been told the story of
- soldiers having fled in a panic from the field of battle, but on finding
- themselves in a place of safety they returned to the fight and fought like
- demons. Was there aught that could be termed demoniacal in the gentleman's
- conduct on finding himself face to face with the enemy&mdash;I mean the
- lady?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Aught demoniacal, do you ask me?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Oh, sir, have you
- not heard the parable of the demon that was cast out of a man, but finding
- its homeless condition unsupportable, sought out seven of its friends and
- returned with them to its former habitation, so that the last state of the
- man was more demoniacal than the first?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancy I have heard the parable, madam, but its application&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- began Garrick, when Mrs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Darner broke in upon him, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not ever attempt to point out the aptness of the application of a
- parable, Mrs. Thrale. Do not, if you are wise. Would you lead us to
- believe that the unhappy wretch found it necessary to post up to town to
- obtain his relay of demons for his own discomfiture when so much rank and
- fashion was at the Wells, though at the fag end of the season?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Leaving parables aside, demons and all, I can bear witness to the
- condition of the man when he entered the Rooms and strode with
- determination on his face up to where the Widow Nash was fanning herself&mdash;not
- without need,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;It so happened that she was seated under
- the gallery at the furthest end of the Rooms, but our gentleman did not
- pause on entering to look round for her&mdash;I tell you that it seemed as
- if he went by instinct straight up to her, and bowing before her, said:
- 'Madam, may I beg the honour of a word or two with you in private?'&mdash;I
- was close by and so were several other equally credible witnesses, and we
- heard every word. The widow looked at him coolly&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, you said she had been fanning herself,&rdquo; remarked Mrs. Darner, but
- without interrupting the flow of the narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was no need of a fan for her voice, I can assure you, when she had
- completed her survey of the dusty gentleman and thought fit to reply to
- him,&rdquo; continued Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;'I vow, sir,' said she, 'that I consider
- this room sufficiently private for anything you have to say to me.' She
- had plainly got wind of Mr. Garrick's plot and so was fully prepared for
- the worst&mdash;though some people might call it the best&mdash;that could
- happen. 'Madam,' said Mr. Kendal, 'what I have to say is meant for your
- ear alone,' and I am bound to admit that he spoke with suavity and
- dignity. 'Pray let my friends here be the judges of that,' said the widow.
- That was a pretty rebuff for any gentleman with a sense of his own
- dignity, you will say; but he did not seem to accept it in such a spirit.
- He hesitated, but only for a few moments, then he looked around him to see
- who were within hearing, and with hardly a pause, he said in the clearest
- of tones, 'I perceive that we are surrounded just now with some ladies
- who, two days ago, offered me congratulations upon my good fortune in
- winning your promise, madam; and I venture now to come before you to
- implore of you to give me permission to assume that their congratulations
- were well founded'&mdash;those were his words; we did not think that he
- had it in him to express himself so well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what was the lady's reply?&rdquo; asked Dr. Burney, recalling the prophecy
- in which he had indulged when parting from Garrick at his own door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The lady's reply was disappointing, though dignified,&rdquo; replied Mrs.
- Thrale. &ldquo;'Sir,' she said, 'I have oft heard that the credulity of a man
- has no limits, but I have never before had so conspicuous an instance of
- the truth of this. Surely the merest schoolboy would have been able to
- inform you that you were being made the victim of one of Mr. Garrick's
- silly jests&mdash;that these ladies here lent themselves to the
- transaction, hoping to make a fool of me as well as of you; but I trust
- that they are now aware of the fact that I, at least, perceived the truth
- from the first, so that whoever has been fooled I am not that person; and
- so I have the honour to wish you and them a very good evening.' Then she
- treated us to a very elaborate curtsey and stalked away to the door,
- leaving us all amazed at her display of dignity&mdash;real dignity, not
- the stage imitation, Mr. Garrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should have been there, if only to receive a lesson, Mr. Garrick,&rdquo;
- said Mrs. Damer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope those who had the good fortune to be present were taught a
- lesson,&rdquo; said another lady in the circle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you mean me, madam,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, with tactful good humour, &ldquo;I
- frankly allow that I profited greatly by observing the scene. 'Tis a
- dangerous game to play&mdash;that of trying to show others in a ridiculous
- light, and in future I vow that all my attention shall be given to the
- duty of avoiding making a fool of myself. Your jest miscarried, Mr.
- Garrick; though how that gentleman who fled from the Wells in that
- headlong fashion was induced to return, is beyond my knowledge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! madam, the fellow is a coxcomb and not worth discussing,&rdquo; cried
- Garrick. &ldquo;He got no more than his deserts when the lady left him to be the
- laughing-stock of the Assembly. I knew that that would be his fate if he
- ever succeeded in summing up sufficient courage to face her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But strange to say, we did not laugh at him then,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;He
- seemed to be quite a different man from the one whom we had tried to fool
- two days earlier. There was a certain dignity about him that disarmed us.
- You must allow, Mr. Garrick, that only the bravest of men would have had
- the courage to march up the Assembly Rooms and make his proposal to the
- lady in public.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the courage of the coxcomb who believes himself to be
- irresistible to the other sex, madam,&rdquo; said Garrick; &ldquo;and I affirm that
- 'twas most reprehensible to refrain from laughing at him.&rdquo; Then, putting
- his arm through that of Burney as if to stroll on with him, and so give
- the others to understand that he had had enough of Mr. Kendal as a topic,
- he whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my friend, did not I prophesy aright what would be the fellow's fate?
- I know men, and women, too&mdash;ay, in some measure, though they are
- sealed books, eh, friend Burney? And you tried to persuade me that she
- would not snub him? I knew better&mdash;I knew that she&mdash;eh, what&mdash;what
- are they staring at?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are staring at the appearance of Mr. Kendal with the Widow Nash on
- his arm&mdash;there they are, David, and you are staring at them too,&rdquo;
- said Burney with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Angels and Ministers of Grace! 'Tis a man and his wife we are staring at!
- The woman has married him after all!&rdquo; cried David, his hand dropping
- limply from Burney's shoulder. &ldquo;A man and his wife: I know the look in
- their faces!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a>
- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was, indeed, the
- same man who had come to consult Dr. Burney, but had not been allowed the
- chance of doing so by Garrick, a fortnight before&mdash;the same man, but
- with a marked difference, who was now walking across the pillared room in
- the Pantheon, with a smiling, well-favoured lady by his side; and toward
- the pair the eyes of all the circle whom Mrs. Thrale had been addressing
- were directed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale and her friends were too much amazed to be able to speak, but
- the lips of every one of them were holding back some exclamation of
- surprise: an acute observer would have been able easily to set down the
- various unuttered exclamations of the party, from the simple &ldquo;Oh, Lud!&rdquo; of
- Mrs. Thrale to the more emphatic &ldquo;Merciful Powers!&rdquo; of Mrs. Cholmondeley,
- though not a word was spoken between them, while Mr. Kendal and the lady
- walked, straight through the room to where they were standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Slip behind the pillar: I will cover you, my friend,&rdquo; whispered Dr.
- Burney to Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Garrick had no intention of doing anything so ignominious&mdash;more
- especially as he perceived that Mr. Kendal had caught sight of him; and it
- was really Garrick who advanced to meet the couple, with the air of a host
- about to welcome two long-expected guests&mdash;it was really Garrick who
- received them with one of his finest bows, and who&mdash;to add to the
- amazement of the group behind him&mdash;was greeted by Mr. Kendal and the
- lady with the friendliest of smiles (the lady was blushing, not Mr.
- Garrick).
- </p>
- <p>
- And then it was to Dr. Burney the gentleman turned.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear sir,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;with what words should I approach you? It is to
- your counsel and Mr. Garrick's that I owe my happiness.&rdquo; Then he made his
- bow to the others of the group.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mrs. Thrale,&rdquo; he said, when he had recovered himself, &ldquo;we hoped to find
- you here with your friends, so that we might lose no moment in offering
- you our thanks for the tactful way in which you brought us together. Only
- such genius as yours, madam, could have perceived&mdash;well, all that you
- did perceive. I protest that neither Mrs. Kendal nor myself apprehended
- the too flattering truth. But the heart of a woman who has herself loved&mdash;ah,
- that is the source of such genius as you displayed with such subtlety. She
- is mine, madam; we have been married a whole week, and I, at least, know
- what a treasure&mdash;but I cannot trust myself to talk of my happiness
- just now. Perhaps at some future time I shall be able to tell you
- coherently how I felt within me that my Diana&mdash;Mrs. Nash, as she was
- then&mdash;did not mean her rebuff as a final dismissal, and thus I was
- led to her side&mdash;to implore an audience of her, in the course of
- which she confessed to me that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But his bride prevented the flow of his eloquence by tapping him under the
- chin in exquisite playfulness with her fan, smiling roguishly at him
- first, and then looking round the group with an air of chastened triumph
- while she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Foolish man! Prithee remember, Ferdinand, that you are in a public place,
- and that the secrets of the confessional are sacred. I protest that you
- are exceeding a husband's privilege in revealing aught that I confessed
- when taken aback at your sudden appearance before me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, my angel,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I had no right to say even the
- little that I have said. I suppose I shall learn discretion in time and
- with practice. But when I think of the kindly interest that some of our
- friends here showed in bringing us together, I feel that they should be
- rewarded by a repetition of the whole story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay, sir, you may take my word for it that we look not for such a
- reward,&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;Such philanthropists as Mrs. Thrale and myself
- feel more than rewarded when we succeed in bringing together a lady and
- gentleman who were so plainly intended by Providence for each other's
- happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was Mr. Garrick who looked with the eyes of Providence into your case
- as associated with Mr. Kendal, madam. That is, if Puck may ever be thought
- of as assuming the rôle of Providence,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;For myself, I
- believe that Puck has more to do with the making of matches than heaven;
- and assuredly in this particular case the mischievous fairy had more than
- a finger. But however that may be, we can still wish you every happiness
- in life, and offer you an apology for&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh!&rdquo; whispered Garrick, raising a hand. &ldquo;Rauzzini is beginning to sing.
- I am sure, Mrs. Kendal, that you will willingly accept Signor Rauzzini's
- song in lieu of Mrs. Thrale's apology, however admirably worded the latter
- were sure to be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The bride smiled benignly at Mrs. Thrale, and there was more than a trace
- of triumph in her smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney smiled also at the adroitness of the actor, who, he could
- perceive, had no intention of allowing himself to be incriminated by any
- confession, assuming the form of an apology, that Mrs. Thrale might make
- in a moment of contrition for having been a partner with him in a piece of
- fooling that had had a very different result from the one he (and she) had
- looked for.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick, still holding up a warning finger as if he had at heart the best
- interests of the composer as well as the singer of &ldquo;Waft her, Angels,&rdquo;
- prevented another word from being spoken, though more than a full minute
- had passed before Rauzzini had breathed the first notes of the recitativo.
- </p>
- <p>
- But incautiously lowering his finger when the handsome Roman had begun,
- Mrs. Thrale took advantage of her release from the thraldom imposed upon
- her, to say in a low tone, looking toward the gallery in front of which
- the singer stood:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is one angel talking to the others! Was there ever so angelic a man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And little Miss Burney, who had also her eyes fixed upon the singer, felt
- that little Mrs. Thrale was not merely an angel, but a goddess. She
- expressed her opinion to this effect in her next letter to Mr. Crisp.
- </p>
- <p>
- She listened in a dream to the singing that no one could hear and remain
- unmoved, even though one had not the advantage of looking at the singer at
- the same time. Fanny Burney was too shortsighted to be able to distinguish
- one face from another at such a distance; but this made no difference to
- her; she had the face of the sweet singer ever before her&mdash;most
- clearly when she closed her eyes, as she did now, and listened to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Waft her, angels, to the skies&mdash;Waft her, angels, waft her, angels,
- waft her to the skies,&rdquo; rang out his fervent imploration, and she felt
- that there were no powers that could withstand the force of such an
- appeal. For herself she felt carried away on the wings of song into the
- highest heaven. She felt that harps of heaven alone could provide an
- adequate accompaniment to such a voice as his; and she gave herself up to
- it as unreservedly as a bride gives herself to the arms of her lover. She
- had that sensation of a sweet yielding to the divine influence of the
- music until she could feel it enfolding her and bearing her into the
- infinite azure of a realm more beautiful than any that her dreams had
- borne her to in the past. She wanted nothing better than this in any
- world. All that she wanted was an assurance that it would continue for
- ever and ever....
- </p>
- <p>
- With the cessation of the singing she seemed to awaken from a dream of
- divine delight, and in her awaking to retain the last thought that had
- been hers&mdash;the longing for an assurance that the delight which she
- was feeling would endure. She was awake now, and she knew that love had
- been all her dream, and that what she longed for was the assurance that
- that love would continue. And now she remembered that it was this same
- longing that had brought about her resolution that she would never go to
- her King as the beggar maid had gone to King Cophetua. There would be no
- assurance of the continuing of love between them if she had the
- humiliating feeling that he had stooped to raise her to his level.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the thought which took possession of her mind when she had
- returned from the sublimities to which she had been borne by her lover's
- singing, and in another minute the reaction had come. She had been soaring
- high, but now she was conscious of a sinking at heart; for the whole
- building was resounding with acclamations of the singer. There did not
- seem to be anyone silent, save only herself, throughout the hall. Everyone
- seemed calling the name of Rauzzini&mdash;all seemed ready to throw
- themselves at his feet; and when he stood up to acknowledge their tribute
- of enthusiasm to his marvellous powers, there was something of frenzy in
- the way his name was flung from hundreds of voices&mdash;it was not enough
- for the people whom he had stirred to shout his name, they surrounded him
- with the banners of a great conqueror&mdash;the air was quivering with the
- lace and the silk that were being waved on all sides to do him honour&mdash;handkerchiefs,
- scarves, fans&mdash;the air was full of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- And there he stood high above them, smiling calmly and bending his head
- gravely to right and left in acknowledgment of all....
- </p>
- <p>
- That was his position before the world. Her heart sank within her as she
- asked herself what was hers. How could she ever hope to attain to such a
- place as should win from the world such applause as this? How could she
- ever be so vain as to think that the giving of a little book to the world
- should have an effect worthy of being compared with this demonstration
- which was shaking the Pantheon?
- </p>
- <p>
- Her heart sank to a deeper depth still when the thunders had passed away&mdash;reluctantly
- as the reverberations of a great storm&mdash;and there was a buzz of
- voices all about her&mdash;exclamations of delight&mdash;whispers of
- admiration&mdash;ladies with clasped hands, fervent in their words about
- the marvellous face of the young Roman&mdash;and her father and his
- friend, Mr. Fulke Greville, exchanging recollections of the singing of the
- same air by other vocalists, and coming gradually to the conclusion that
- none had put such feeling into it as had Rauzzini.
- </p>
- <p>
- The buzz of voices did not cease when the singer had come down from his
- gallery and was greeting some of his friends on the floor of the great
- hall. He had trouble in making his way as far as the group which he meant
- to reach. The most distinguished ladies of high quality had pressed round
- him with uncritical expressions of appreciation of his singing, and there
- was no lack of gentlemen of fashion to follow their example, though
- wondering greatly that the ladies of quality should allow themselves to
- show such transports respecting a man with no trait of a true-born
- Englishman about him. Signor Rauzzini might have indulged in a score of
- pinches of snuff out of the gold and enamelled boxes that were thrust
- forward for his acceptance with the finest artificial grace of a period
- when it was not thought effeminate to be graceful over small things.
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed low to the ladies of quality, and smiled his polite rejection of
- the snuff of the gentlemen of fashion. But such convenances made it
- impossible for him to keep his eyes upon the group toward which he was
- making a necessarily slow way, and he only reached the side of Dr. Burney
- to find that Dr. Burney's daughter had disappeared. He had no chance of
- seeing how Miss Burney at his approach had slipped behind a pillar and
- suffered herself to be conducted thence to a seat by her cousin Edward:
- the fact that Edward was learning to be a painter was a sufficient excuse
- for his paying an occasional visit to such scenes of colour as were
- unfolded before the eyes of a frequenter of the fashionable Pantheon every
- night.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny felt that if Signor Rauzzini had come to her side after passing
- through the ranks of lace and velvet and brocade, she would have sunk
- through the floor of the hall. But she knew that it was to her side he was
- coming, and she took the opportunity of flying when he was compelled to
- make a pause in front of the flattery of the Duchess of Ancaster.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was painfully shy at all times, but overwhelmingly so at that moment,
- though she knew that she was the only woman in the place who would make
- the attempt to evade the distinction which threatened her. How could she
- remain where she had been with all eyes in the room upon her? She felt
- that it would be impossible.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her heart was beating quickly as she thought:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not yet&mdash;not yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After all there is no more womanly trait than that of fleeing from a
- lover; but Fanny Burney was yielding to its impulse without an attempt to
- analyse it, and without being consoled by the reflection of the woman of
- the younger world, that if it is woman's instinct to fly from a lover, it
- is a lover's instinct to pursue.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had scarcely finished the cup of ice which her cousin had brought her,
- before the man had found her.
- </p>
- <p>
- But now the Gabrielli was beginning to sing, and all eyes were directed
- upon the Gabrielli, so that no one but Rauzzini saw how Dr. Burney's
- over-shy daughter was flushing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HEY spoke in
- French, with an occasional phrase in Italian when they found the other
- tongue lacking in melody or in the exact shade of meaning that they sought
- to express. Edward Burney thought that the moment was one that favoured
- his ambition to study the pose of Madame Gabrielli, with a view to
- starting on a portrait that should make him famous. He asked Fanny's
- permission to allow him to take up a place a few yards beyond the pillar.
- He promised not to be long absent, and Fanny had not the heart to detain
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You fled from me&mdash;was that kind?&rdquo; asked Rauzzini when the cousin had
- moved away, but was still in view.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;one who has my odious selfconsciousness does not ask what
- is kind or unkind, she simply flies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you knew that I was coming to your side?&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that you are wise enough to value the criticism of a musician like
- my father above the vapid phrases of the people of fashion,&rdquo; replied
- Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true indeed,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I value a word of praise or blame from
- Dr. Burney as precious. But Dr. Burney has a daughter whose words are to
- me as precious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is not here to-night,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;My sister Esther, to whom you
- refer, is indeed a discriminating critic. She told me how exquisitely you
- sang at the concert where you met her&mdash;it is scarcely a fortnight
- ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Burney has more daughters than that one,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has indeed more daughters than one,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;We were a household of
- daughters before Esther married and when my brother was in the South Seas.
- But only Esther is critical as a musician.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the name of heaven, do you think that it is only possible for me to
- value words that refer to my singing?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Do you not know that I
- would rather listen to your voice than&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Than Madame Gabrielli's?&rdquo; said Fanny; he had spoken his last sentence in
- too loud a tone, even though the Gabrielli's brilliant vocalism usually
- admitted of a conversation being carried on with some vehemence in the
- great room of the Pantheon without causing remark.
- </p>
- <p>
- He smiled at her warning, and it was in a subdued voice that he said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am tired of hearing the Gabrielli; but what of your voice? How often
- have you given me the chance of hearing it? Even now you fled from me as
- though I carried the plague about with me! Was that kind or unkind?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not entertain the thought that perhaps I have not yet tired of
- Madame Gabrielli's vocalism: I knew that she was at the point of beginning
- her aria.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would sacrifice me on the altar of your favourite? Well, perhaps you
- would be justified in doing so. Hold up your finger now and I shall be
- mute as a fish until Gabrielli has had her last shriek. I can still look
- at you&mdash;it will not spoil your appreciation of the aria if I merely
- look at you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think I would rather that you talked to me than merely looked at me. I
- do not invite people to look at me, and happily few people do. I am not
- conspicuous. I am the insignificant one. There is Mrs. Thrale, for
- instance; she has been several times at our house, and every time she
- comes she inquires who is the little one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He smiled and held up his finger in imitation of the way she had rebuked
- him for talking too loud.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh; I am anxious to hear the Signora Gabrielli,&rdquo; he said, and the
- express on that he made his face assume at that moment would have
- convinced anyone that he was giving all his attention to the singing&mdash;drinking
- in every note with the earnestness of an enthusiast. There was a certain
- boyish exaggeration in his expression that was very amusing to Fanny,
- though less observing persons would have been ready to accept it as
- evidence of the generous appreciation on the part of one great singer of
- the success of another.
- </p>
- <p>
- So he remained until the <i>cavatina</i> had come to an end; and then he
- was loudest in his cry of &ldquo;Brava!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a treat&mdash;a great&mdash;a sacred treat,&rdquo; said he, turning to
- Fanny. &ldquo;I do not think I ever heard that song before. Has it a name, I
- wonder?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I mistake not it is from an opera in which a certain Roman tenore made
- a name for himself last year, in happy conjunction with Madame Gabrielli,&rdquo;
- said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible? I had not heard of that circumstance,&rdquo; said he, with a
- look of the most charming innocence in his large eyes. It was his hands
- that were most expressive, however, as he added:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it was last year, you say, mademoiselle? Ah, who is it that remembers
- an opera from one year to another? No one, except the <i>impresario</i>
- who has lost his good money, or somebody's else's money, over its
- production. Enough, the <i>cantatrice</i> has given us of her best, and is
- there now any reason why we should remain dumb? The great charm of the
- singing of these brilliant artistes of last year's operas is that when
- they have sung, they have sung&mdash;they leave one nothing to think about
- afterward. Is not that so, mademoiselle?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They leave one nothing to think about&mdash;except their singing,&rdquo; said
- Fanny. &ldquo;For myself, I am still thinking of 'Waft her, angels,' although
- nearly half an hour must have passed since I heard the last notes. And it
- seems to me that when half a century will have passed I shall still be
- thinking of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not offer her the conventional acknowledgement of a bow. He only
- looked at her with those large eyes of his; they were capable of
- expressing in a single glance all the tenderness of feeling of a poem.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have not sung in vain,&rdquo; he said in a low tone. &ldquo;My old <i>maestro</i>
- gave me the advice one day when I was proving to him my success in
- reaching the high note which I had been striving for years to bring into
- my compass: 'That is all very well,' he said. 'You have aimed at touching
- that rare note, now your aim must be to touch the heart of everyone who
- hears you sing.' I sometimes think that he set for me too difficult a
- task.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not too difficult&mdash;for you,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are dangers,&rdquo; he said thoughtfully. &ldquo;I have known singers who tried
- to reach the hearts of their hearers by tricks&mdash;yes, and they
- succeeded through these illegitimate means in making themselves popular,
- while far better singers who had a scorn of such tricks and gave their
- best to all who listened to them, failed to please anyone who had not a
- knowledge of the true boundary of music.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have seen these tricksters, too,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I have witnessed their
- sentimental grimaces&mdash;their head shakings&mdash;their appeal to the
- feelings with pathetic eyes turned heavenward. They made me ashamed of
- them&mdash;ashamed of myself for listening to them, though people about me
- had been moved to tears. But I think that the people who are easily moved
- to tears are those who retain an impression the shortest space of time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You give me confidence&mdash;encouragement,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I have made up my
- mind that if I cannot reach a heart by the straight King's highway, I will
- not try to do so by any bypath. Bypaths are, we know, the resorts of
- brigands: they may captivate a heart or two, but only to leave them empty
- afterwards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So they talked together for many minutes. Faney Burney had a sufficient
- acquaintance among musicians, vocal as well as instrumental, to have
- learned, long ago, that they can easily be prevented from talking on any
- other subject than music, and the same reflection that had caused her to
- say that &ldquo;Not yet&mdash;not yet,&rdquo; had impelled her to lead Rauzzini in
- another direction than that in which he had shown so strong a tendency to
- go. He had been trying to make her understand that he had travelled
- through the obstructions of the hall not in order that he might obtain the
- criticism of so accomplished a <i>maestro</i> as Dr. Burney upon his
- singing, but in order that he should have a chance of talking to Dr.
- Burney's unaccomplished daughter; he had shown her that his wish was to
- converse on the topic of this unaccomplished daughter; but she had no mind
- to acquiesce in his aims for the present. She still felt herself to be the
- beggar maid, and she would not allow her king to get any nearer to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until her cousin had returned to where she was seated, that the
- young Italian found that he had not made much progress with his suit. He
- had intended that this <i>tête-à-tête</i> with her should make her aware
- of how he felt in regard to her, but he had allowed his opportunity to
- pass, and in place of talking about her he had been led to talk of
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was how he expressed himself to her when he found that their <i>tête-à-tête</i>
- was at an end.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How has this come about?&rdquo; he cried in surprise. &ldquo;How is it that I have
- shown myself to be so vain as to make speeches about my singing when I
- meant to talk to you of yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas I who found a more profitable topic for you, <i>signore mio</i>,&rdquo;
- she replied, feeling her way through the words of his native tongue, for
- he had spoken out his surprise in Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head and made a gesture with his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it is a mystery!&rdquo; he said in French. &ldquo;I had no desire to talk about
- myself or my singing. I meant to tell you what was in my mind when I saw
- you entering this place with your father. Shall we retrace our steps in
- our conversation until I find how it was that I took a wrong turning?
- Alas! I fear that it would not be possible!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would not be possible, indeed,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Did you not say
- something about the bypaths being dangerous with banditti? We kept our
- feet upon the King's highway, which is safe. I was swept off my feet&mdash;carried
- away&mdash;away&mdash;by your singing of the aria; I had scarce touched
- the earth once more when you came to my side, and now we are parting
- happily, you to realize your aspirations, I to&mdash;to&mdash;well, to
- retain for ever the memory of your singing&mdash;the memory of those
- celestial harmonies into the midst of which I was wafted by the angels of
- your imploration. That is enough for one evening of my life. Nay, you must
- not speak another word lest the charm of all should fade away. I shall go
- home to dream of angels.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I shall go to dream of you,&rdquo; he said in a low tone.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not hold her hand so long as Thomas Barlowe had done when parting
- from her, but she felt that somehow he had accomplished more by his
- reserve than Thomas had achieved by his impetuosity. She hoped that she
- might never see Thomas again; but for Signor Rauzzini&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- They parted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HESE foreigners!&rdquo;
- exclaimed young Edward Burney when Rauzzini had left them, and Fanny was
- asking her cousin if her father was not looking for her. &ldquo;These
- foreigners! Your father is talking with another of them&mdash;an Italian
- too, as I live&mdash;I have seen him in St. Martin's Street&mdash;Signor
- Piozzi. But I suppose Uncle Burney likes to keep in touch with them. The
- town is swarming with them: they are even to be found about Leicester
- Fields. Why do some people fancy that we must have Italians to sing for
- us? There are plenty of good singers in England, without a drop of foreign
- blood in their veins. A good sea song with a chorus that is easy to get
- into the swing of&mdash;that's English and honest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Honest down to the hoarsest note,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;You and James are at one
- in the matter of songs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cousin Jim hates foreigners, as is quite proper that an officer in a
- King's ship should,&rdquo; said Edward stoutly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not all foreigners,&rdquo; said Fanny smiling. &ldquo;You forget how kindly he took
- to Prince Omai.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, a South Sea Islander is different,&rdquo; cried her cousin. &ldquo;I expect that
- the South Seas will soon become as English as ourselves if Captain Cook
- goes on discovering islands.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Edward,&rdquo; said Fanny, after a pause sufficient to allow of the
- introduction of a new topic; &ldquo;Edward, could you make it convenient to call
- at the Orange Coffee House some day soon to inquire if there is another
- letter for Mr. Grafton?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll not omit it on any account,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;Oh, yes, Mr. Grafton, I'll
- collect your correspondence for you, never fear. You have not let anyone
- else into the secret, I hope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one knows it except Susy and Lottie and Charles and Hetty; but Hetty
- only knows that I wrote the book, not that it is to be printed&mdash;Charles
- is still away from us, or I would not trouble you, Edward.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor Charlie grew tired of the Orange Coffee House, did he not? He told
- me how you made him your messenger at first, disguising him in a cloak and
- a gentleman's hat, so that he might not seem quite the boy that he was.
- But how the secret has been kept so well is a wonder to me&mdash;kept from
- the powers that be, I mean&mdash;uncle and aunt. I wonder if your mother
- never had a suspicion of what was going on, especially as she knew all
- about your writing long ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that it was the copying out of the padre's History that saved
- me,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Many a page of my novel I wrote when she believed that I
- was copying the notes for the History&mdash;yes, that, and the letters
- which Mr. Crisp insists on my sending him every week. But even with these
- excuses I could sometimes not get through more than three or four pages of
- my own book during a whole week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How will you look when the secret is let out&mdash;it must be let out
- some day, you know? If the writing a novel is thought shocking, how will
- Uncle Burney receive the news, think you? He has not yet given you leave
- to publish it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a troubled look on poor Fanny's face as she replied, after a
- pause:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have often meant to ask father's permission, but I was not able to
- summon up courage enough to face him with the whole truth. But it cannot
- be delayed much longer. Perhaps I might write him a letter about it some
- time when I am at Chessington.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't envy you the duty, my dear Fanny,&rdquo; said lie. &ldquo;But I think that
- the sooner you get it over the easier you will feel. I suppose that
- writing a novel is worse than writing a 'History of Music.' I wonder why
- you took so much trouble over the business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I could not help it,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I have often wondered myself why I was
- sitting up in that cold room at the top of the house, writing until my
- fingers were benumbed, when I might have been at my comfortable sewing in
- front of a fire downstairs; but I could not help it&mdash;I could not help
- doing it, Eddy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Eddy never reached that point in his career as a painter when he found the
- artist's impulse to create too great to be resisted. He could not
- appreciate her explanation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I couldn't help it,' that's what we were used to say long ago, when we
- got into mischief; I hope that Uncle Burney and Aunt Burney&mdash;don't
- forget her in this matter&mdash;I hope that they will accept your excuse.
- Anyhow, you may trust me to act as your 'Mr. Grafton' at the Orange Coffee
- House some day this week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He caught a glimpse of his uncle, Dr. Burney, sitting with Mr. Greville,
- so that he had no trouble in placing Fanny once more in charge of her
- father. He could see that the girl was a little downcast, and tried to
- cheer her up a bit by whispering in a sly way into her ear:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good-night, Mr. Grafton; my best respects to Mrs. Grafton and the
- children&mdash;especially Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The smile that Fanny gave in acknowledgment of his pleasantry did not
- quite carry conviction that his well-meant effort had been successful. He
- went away feeling as much sympathy for her as was possible for him to have
- in common with the reflection that if she was in a difficult position, it
- was wholly one of her own seeking. What could have induced a girl who had
- been carefully brought up, and provided with an excellent stepmother, to
- write a novel, placing herself thereby on a level with those dreadful
- ladies whose productions were prohibited in every self-respecting
- household and only read by stealth when obtained at a cost of twopence&mdash;more
- than the best of them were worth&mdash;at the circulating library?
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, poor Fanny was undoubtedly to be pitied; but she had really only
- herself to blame for the trouble that was looming in front of her when the
- secret of her authorship should be revealed to her father and her
- excellent stepmother&mdash;one of the best judges to be found anywhere of
- all sorts of needlework&mdash;not merely plain sewing and buttonholing,
- but satin stitch, herring-boning and running and felling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The very next day Cousin Edward called at St. Martin's Street, carrying
- with him a small parcel neatly done up in white paper. He was lucky enough
- to find Fanny and Susan alone in the work-room; and after asking
- mysteriously if there was any chance of his uncle or aunt coming upon
- them, and being assured that they were both away for the day, he carefully
- locked the door of the room, saying in the whisper of a man of plots and
- mysteries:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis better to be sure than sorry. In matters of this nature 'tis
- impossible to be too cautious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He then handed the parcel to Fanny, who gave an exclamation when she saw
- that it was addressed:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>To Mr. Grafton, at the Orange Coffee House, Orange Street</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She opened the parcel, and found it to contain a printer's unbound copy of
- a book, the title page of which stared up at her: &ldquo;<i>Evelina; or, A Young
- Lady's Entrance into the World</i>,&rdquo; and with it was a letter from Mr.
- Lowndes, the bookseller, presenting his compliments to Mr. Grafton, with
- the request that Mr. Grafton would read the book and prove it as soon as
- possible, returning the list of errata to Mr. Lowndes, so that the edition
- might go to press for early publication.
- </p>
- <p>
- There it lay on the table in front of her. She read the letter standing,
- and remained on her feet, looking down at the unbound book. It had a
- queer, half-dressed appearance, lacking covers; and when, after some
- minutes of silence, Susy took a step or two closer to it, and, with her
- hand on Fanny's arm, looked down on it also, the picture that they made
- suggested two sisters looking into the cradle where the first baby of one
- of them lay. The expression on Susy's face&mdash;a mingling of wonder and
- curiosity, with delight not far off&mdash;was exactly that which the
- younger sister of the picture might be expected to wear, catching a
- glimpse of the undressed morsel of humanity in its first cot.
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy put her hand down to it, and moved the printed sheets about. She read
- the title page down to the last name on the imprint, and then she flung up
- her hands, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How lovely! how lovely! But it seems wonderful! How did it come into
- being? It looks like a real thing now that we see it printed. The copy
- that you wrote out in that disguised hand seemed somehow quite different
- from this. There is life in this. It feels warm, actually warm, Fanny. Oh,
- don't you love it, dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny, the young mother, shook her head, but with no significance, so far
- as Susy could see.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis too late now,&rdquo; said Edward gloomily, taking on himself the burden of
- interpreting that head-shake. &ldquo;You are bound down to go on with it now.
- You should have thought of all this before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What nonsense is this you are talking?&rdquo; cried Susy, turning upon him
- almost indignantly; for his tone suggested an aspersion upon the
- offspring. &ldquo;What do you say is too late now? Do you mean to say that
- there's anything to be ashamed of in this? Cannot you see that she did not
- put her name to it? Who is there to know that it came from this house? The
- name of Burney nowhere appears on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's so much, at any rate,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you mean to say that you don't think it quite wonderful, Eddy?&rdquo; cried
- Susy. &ldquo;And getting twenty pounds for it&mdash;twenty pounds! And you say
- something about it being too late!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I only judged from the way Fanny shook her head,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, that was not what Fanny was thinking at all&mdash;now was it, Fanny?&rdquo;
- said Susy encouragingly to her sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know quite what I meant or what I mean even now,&rdquo; replied Fanny.
- &ldquo;It made me feel for the moment somehow as if I had appeared in a street
- full of people before I had quite finished dressing!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; exclaimed Edward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But that is nonsense, dear,&rdquo; said Susy, still consolatory. &ldquo;The book is
- not yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not all myself, but part of myself&mdash;that is what I feel,&rdquo; said
- Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot see that that is so. You are you&mdash;you yourself quite apart
- from the book. Whatever the book may be, you will still remain Fanny
- Burney, the best daughter and the best sister in the world. What does it
- matter if people&mdash;foolish people who know nothing about it&mdash;laugh
- at it or say nasty things about it? Do you think that that will make any
- of us like you the less?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She put her arm about Fanny and kissed her on the cheek, and Fanny's tears
- began to fall. The young man standing by felt more uneasy than he had ever
- felt in his life. He crossed the room and looked out of the window,
- turning his back upon the scene of the sisters. He did not know what to
- say to a girl when once she allowed herself to weep. He wished with all
- his heart that he had not been dragged into this business. But Fanny's
- tears convinced him that his first impression of her reception of her book
- was the correct one: she was, like other young mothers he had heard of,
- bitterly repentant when it was too late.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next sound of which he became aware was of the crinkling of the stiff
- paper of the wrapper. One of the girls was folding up the parcel. He
- glanced round and saw that it was Fanny herself who was so engaged. She
- had dried her tears; the expression on her face was one of resignation&mdash;one
- of determination to make the best of a bad matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that's better,&rdquo; said he, going to her and picking up the string from
- the floor. &ldquo;There's no use crying over spilt milk, is there, Fanny? We
- have all kept your secret loyally, and no one need ever know that you so
- far forgot yourself. Certainly the revelation will never come from my
- lips.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny burst out laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear Eddy, you are the best cousin that any poor girl could have,&rdquo;
- she said. &ldquo;Your words have helped me greatly. They have helped to make me
- feel what is the aspect of the world in regard to my poor little story. It
- has been my constant companion night and day for three years and more. I
- worked at it in the cold and I tried how I could improve pages of it,
- copying it and recopying it; I practised a duplicity which was foreign to
- my nature in writing it&mdash;I have deceived my father and my mother
- about it&mdash;I wasted my eyesight over it&mdash;I robbed myself of sleep
- so that I might complete it, and when it was completed I lay awake in
- anxiety lest no bookseller would look at it, all this trouble I had with
- it, so that the world might have of my best, and what is the verdict of
- the world after all this? You have pronounced it, dear Eddy&mdash;you said
- thoughtfully and consolingly&mdash;'There's no use crying over spilt
- milk.' You are quite right. Not another tear will I shed over this poor
- little bantling of mine. 'A Young Lady's Entrance into the World'? Nay,
- call it rather a rickety brat that should never have made its entrance
- into the world at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should be ashamed of myself if I ever spoke of it in such terms,&rdquo; cried
- Susy, looking indignantly at her cousin as though he had abused it in that
- phrase. &ldquo;'Rickety brat,' indeed! Oh, I should be ashamed. It looked so
- much alive&mdash;more alive, I think, than if it was in its covers. Let us
- sit down and read it together, Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Cousin Edward felt that he was being badly treated between these sisters.
- That last remark of Susy was rather more than a suggestion that he might
- go as soon as it pleased him. He had not any previous experience of young
- women and their offspring. He could not know that their attitude in such
- circumstances is one of hostility to the male&mdash;that they resent his
- appearance as an intrusion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad that you are so pleased,&rdquo; said he, with only a trace of
- irritability in his voice. &ldquo;And I am glad that I have been of any use to
- you, Cousin Fanny. After all, the thing is yours, not Susy's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true, indeed,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;And it is I who offer you my
- gratitude for your help. Believe me, Eddy, I am sensible of the adroitness
- you have shown in this matter ever since we let you into our secret; and
- if any trouble comes from what we have done you may be quite sure that I
- will accept the entire responsibility for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, so far as that goes, I do not shrink from taking my share,&rdquo; said he
- magnanimously. &ldquo;I do not feel quite without blame&mdash;I am a man and I
- should have warned you at the outset. But you had nearly finished it
- before I heard anything of it&mdash;you must not forget that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true indeed,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I was self-willed. I wonder was it
- vanity that impelled me. Never mind! It cannot be helped now. It may never
- be heard of again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's always that to remember,&rdquo; said he, with the eagerness of a
- drowning man grasping at a straw.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I believe that the chances are greatly in favour of that hope being
- realized. Thank you again for your encouragement, dear Eddy,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, that's nothing&mdash;nothing worth talking about,&rdquo; said he, picking
- up his gloves. &ldquo;You can command me always, Cousin Fanny. And you have seen
- that I can keep a secret. Now mind you don't leave that lying about&rdquo;&mdash;he
- pointed to the parcel, the string of which Susy was knotting&mdash;&ldquo;and,
- be advised by me, turn the key in the lock when you are working at it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Susy, &ldquo;we'll be sure to do our best to prevent anyone from
- suspecting that we have a secret, by locking ourselves in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Caution&mdash;nothing like caution,&rdquo; said he in a whisper, unfastening
- the door and putting his head out to glance to right and left of the short
- corridor. He held up his finger. &ldquo;All safe so far,&rdquo; he whispered; &ldquo;no one
- is in sight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE moment he
- disappeared, Susy slipped the knot which she had just made on the parcel
- and flung the paper away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now we can settle down to it properly, Fanny,&rdquo; she cried, catching up the
- bundle of unstitched sheets and throwing herself back upon the little
- sofa. &ldquo;Come beside me, dear, and we shall go through every word together.
- Never mind what Eddy said; I think it looks quite lovely, and how easily
- it reads&mdash;just like poetry&mdash;'Evelina'!&mdash;how did you think
- of that sweet name?&mdash;'<i>or, A Young Lady's Entrance into the World</i>.'
- Not a mistake so far. The printers must surely be careful men! And now
- that you come to think of it, this is really the entrance of the Young
- Lady into the world. Here she is, smiling, but a little shy&mdash;just
- like her mamma&mdash;your Evelina takes after you, dear&mdash;now, confess
- that there is something agreeably shy in the italics printing of that line
- beginning with '<i>A Young Lady's Entrance</i>,' Fanny; it may be wrong to
- write a novel, but don't you think that this is worth it? Edward is a
- goose to talk as he did about crying over spilt milk. I wonder that you
- had patience to listen to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eddy is a dear boy, and he only said what he knew nearly everybody else
- would be disposed to say about this business. I started the story, as you
- know, half in fun&mdash;by way of exercising my hand&mdash;but then it got
- hold of me, and it became deadly earnest, and now&mdash;oh, Susy, what I
- feel now about it is just what I said to Edward: it seems as if it were
- the best part of myself that I am giving to the world. I wonder if it is
- right for anyone who has written a book, if it be only a novel, to look
- upon it in that light.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should it not be right? Didn't you put all your thoughts into it, and
- are not one's thoughts part of oneself?&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;And although so many
- people look down upon novels&mdash;all the novels that have been written
- since Mr. Richardson died&mdash;still&mdash;oh, did not Dr. Johnson once
- write a novel? Yes, 'Rasselas' was what he called it. I tried to read it
- but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh, Susy. Dr. Johnson might write anything that he pleased. Though Dr.
- Johnson wrote a novel, that should be no excuse for such as I having the
- audacity to do the like.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose that's what some people will say. But I can't see that if a
- good man does an evil thing, it becomes a good thing simply because he
- does it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop, Susy: I remember that he confessed to someone, who told it to Mr.
- Crisp, that he had written 'Rasselas' in order to get money enough to pay
- for his mother's funeral.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, in that case&mdash;might he not have written something a good deal
- better, Fanny? Oh, I see that you are stricken with horror at my thinking
- anything that came from Dr. Johnson to be dull. I daresay I began reading
- it too soon: I should have waited until I had learned that if a great man
- writes a book it is a great book, but that if a simple girl writes a novel&mdash;well,
- there's no use crying over spilt milk. Now that's the last word that I
- have to say, for I mean to read every word that's printed here&mdash;here&mdash;here!&rdquo;
- She brought down her open hand on the topmost sheets of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; in three
- crescendo slaps, and then tucked her feet under her and buried herself in
- the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny sat laughing beside her; and when Susy paid no attention to her
- laughter, she continued sitting there in silence, while Susy read page
- after page.
- </p>
- <p>
- Several minutes had passed before the authoress asked:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How does the thing read, dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy gave a start at the sound of her voice and looked around her as if
- she had just been awakened. This should have been enough for Fanny. She
- should not have repeated her question: it was already answered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How does the thing read, Susy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How does it read?&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, it reads exactly like a book&mdash;exactly.
- There is no difference between this and a real book. Oh, 'tis a thousand
- times nicer to read in print than it was as you wrote it. It is so good,
- too!&mdash;the best story I ever read! I can't understand how you ever
- came to write it. You who have seen nothing of life&mdash;how did such a
- story ever come to you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wish I knew,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;And do you think that anyone else will
- read it now that it is printed?&rdquo; she asked (she was rapidly acquiring the
- most prominent traits of the complete novel writer).
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Anyone else? Nay, everyone&mdash;everyone will read it, and everyone will
- love it. How could anyone help&mdash;even daddy and mamma? Now please
- don't interrupt me again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Down went Susy's face once more among the printed sheets, and Fanny
- watched her with delight. She had been quite ready a short time before to
- accept the verdict of Cousin Edward as equivalent to that of the public
- upon her book; and now she was prepared to accept Susy as the
- representative of all readers of taste and discrimination.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Edward&mdash;psha! What could he know about it?&rdquo; she was ready to
- exclaim: every moment was bringing her nearer to the complete novelist.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely,&rdquo; she thought, &ldquo;there can be no dearer pleasure in life than to
- watch the effect of one's own book upon an appreciative reader!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (The appreciative reader is always the one who is favourably impressed;
- the other sort knows nothing about what constitutes an interesting book.)
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the first draught of which she had ever partaken of this particular
- cup of happiness, and it was a bombard. She was draining it to the very
- dregs: it was making her intoxicated, even though it was only offered to
- her by her younger sister, who had never read half a dozen novels in all
- her life, and these surreptitiously. She could know by the varying changes
- in expression on Susy's face what place she had come to in the book: the
- turning over of the pages was no guide to her, for she had no idea of the
- quantity of her writing the printers had put into a page, but she had no
- trouble in finding Susy's place, so exquisitely reflective was the girl's
- face of the incidents among which she was wandering. Surely little Susy
- had always been her favourite sister (she was smiling at one of the
- drolleries of characterization upon which she had come); oh, there could
- be no doubt that she had never loved any of her sisters as she loved Susy
- (Susy's eyes were now becoming watery, and Fanny knew that she had-reached
- the first of Evelina's troubles).
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the happiest hour of Fanny's life, and she gave herself up to it.
- She did not feel any irresistible desire to judge for herself if the
- opinion expressed by Susy respecting the story was correct or otherwise.
- She had no impulse to see how her ideas &ldquo;looked in print.&rdquo; She was content
- to observe the impression they were making upon her first lay reader. She
- had a vague suspicion that her own pleasure in reading the book would be
- infinitely less than the pleasure she derived from following the course of
- the story in her sister's face.
- </p>
- <p>
- Half an hour had actually passed before Susy seemed to awaken to the
- realities of life. She jumped up from the sofa with an exclamation of
- surprise, and then glanced down at Fanny with an inquiring look on her
- face&mdash;a puzzled look that gave the seal to Fanny's happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are wondering how I come to be here, Susy,&rdquo; said she smiling. &ldquo;You
- are wondering how I come to be mixed up with the Branghtons and the
- Mervains and the rest of them. You would make me out to be an enchantress
- carrying you into the midst of a strange society; and I don't want any
- more delightful compliments, dear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, 'tis so wonderful&mdash;so&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to hear anything about it beyond what you have already told
- me, my dear Susy. I watched your face and it told me all. Give me a kiss,
- Susy. You have given me a sensation of pleasure such as I never knew
- before, and such as, I fear, I shall never know again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant the two girls were in each other's arms, mingling their
- tears and then their laughter, but exchanging no word until they had
- exhausted every other means of expressing what they felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Susy who spoke first.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it away, Fanny,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Take the book away, for I know that if I
- read any more of it I shall betray your secret to all the house. They will
- read it on my face every time I look at you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that the hour has come for me to relieve you of the precious
- book,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;There is the letter from Mr. Lowndes asking me to make
- out the list of errata as quickly as possible, and I do believe that I
- shall have to read the book before I can oblige him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas thoughtless for me to jump into the middle as I did, when you had
- to read it,&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;But there is really no mistake on any page, so
- far as I could see.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Unless the whole is a mistake,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;But I will not suggest that
- now, having seen your face while you were devouring it. Dear Susy, if I
- find many such readers I shall be happy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gathered together the loose sheets and carried them off to the little
- room at the top of the house where it was understood she wrote her long
- weekly letter to Mr. Crisp, who had made himself a hermit at Chessington,
- but who, like some other hermits, looked forward with impatience to the
- delightful glimpses of the world which he had forsaken, afforded to him on
- every page written by her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy did not see her again until dinner-time, and by that time the younger
- girl felt that she had herself under such complete control that she could
- preserve inviolate the secret of the authorship until it should cease to
- be a secret. The result of her rigid control of herself was that her
- brother James said to her when they were having tea in the drawing-room:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What was the matter with you at dinner, Sue? You looked as if you were
- aware that something had happened and you were fearful lest it might be
- found out. Have you broken a china ornament, or has the cat been turning
- over the leaves of the 'History of Music' with her claws, and left her
- signature on the morocco of the cover?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What nonsense!&rdquo; cried Susan. &ldquo;Nothing has happened. What was there to
- happen, prithee tell me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that is beyond my power,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I suppose you girls will have
- your secrets&mdash;ay, ay; until some day you reveal them to another girl
- with the strictest of cautions never to let the matter go beyond her&mdash;and
- so forth&mdash;and so forth. Never mind, I'll not be the one to tempt you
- to blab. I never yet had a secret told to me that was worth wasting words
- over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I had a secret of importance I think that you would be a safe person
- to tell it to,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are right there,&rdquo; he assented with a nautical wink. &ldquo;You could find
- in me the safest depository you could wish for; you might safely depend
- upon my forgetting all about it within the hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not trouble her any further, but she felt somewhat humiliated to
- think that she had had so little control of herself as to cause her
- brother's suspicions to be aroused. She thought that it would only be a
- matter of minutes when her father or her stepmother would approach her
- with further questions. Happily, however, it seemed that James was the
- keenest observer in the household, for no one put a question to her
- respecting her tell-tale face.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still she was glad when she found herself safely and snugly in bed and so
- in a position to whisper across the room to her sister Charlotte the news
- that Fanny's novel had been printed and that a copy was safely locked up
- in Fanny's desk, and that it looked lovely in its new form.
- </p>
- <p>
- Charlotte was greatly excited, but thought that Fanny might have told her
- the news before dinner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor Fanny! she will have to tell the Padre to-morrow and ask his leave
- to&mdash;to do what she has already done without it. Poor Fanny!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span> FEW days later
- Dr. Burney was at the point of setting out for Chessington to share Mr.
- Crisp's hermitage until the end of the week. He had already said good-bye
- to the household; but Fanny accompanied him to the door. It was her last
- chance, she knew. She had long ago made up her mind that one of her
- secrets must be told to him, and she had more than once, since the printed
- sheets had been brought to her, tried to screw up her courage to the point
- of telling him, but she had not yet succeeded. And now he was going to
- Chessington for four days, and in the meantime the book should be returned
- to the printer. It was the last chance she would have of discharging the
- duty which was incumbent on her. She had been hovering around him in the
- hall, shaking out his gloves for him, polishing the gold knob of his cane,
- picking a scrap of dust from the collar of his travelling-cloak. In
- another minute he would be gone&mdash;her opportunity would be gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then came the relieving thought of further procrastination:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall write to him at Chessington and confess all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed as though she had uttered her thought aloud, for he turned to
- her with his hand on the latch of the hall door, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will write to Chessington to-morrow or the day after, my dear. It is
- no trouble to you to write. You enjoy it, do you not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, it is my chief enjoyment. That is why I have been practising it so
- much, just as the others have been practising their music. I have no music
- in my soul, so I&mdash;I have been writing. Of course, it is not to be
- expected that I could do more than write some nonsense&mdash;my equivalent
- to the strumming of the scales.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It pleases me greatly to hear that,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But you do yourself an
- injustice; Mr. Crisp never ceases to praise your letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is praising his own pupil then,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;for 'twas he who first
- taught me how to write, and now I have been putting together some
- imaginary letters, and I thought that if he could see them printed in
- front of him he would be amused.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Imaginary letters? Why not continue your real ones, my dear? It would
- cost a great deal to have your imaginary ones printed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear father,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;you surely do not think that I would ask you
- for money to pay for my whim? But if I could prevail on someone&mdash;a
- bookseller&mdash;to print what I write, I hope you will consent to my
- doing so&mdash;not putting my name to the thing, of course?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And does my Fanny believe that 'tis all so easy to persuade a bookseller
- to pay her printer's bill?&rdquo; he said, pinching her ear. &ldquo;Booksellers are
- shrewd men of business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But even men of business have their weak moments,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;And so if&mdash;if&mdash;you
- would not think it too bold of me to let James take my parcel to a
- bookseller? You would not forbid me to try to realize my ambition?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may be sure that the one to frustrate your aims will not be your
- father,&rdquo; said he, smiling shrewdly. &ldquo;I will consent if&mdash;ah, there is
- the fatal if&mdash;if your bookseller consents. Now goodbye, my dear
- child. I will take your love to your Daddy Crisp, and tell him to await a
- real letter from you&mdash;not an imaginary one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stood on tiptoe to kiss him&mdash;but even then he had to stoop before
- his lips were on her forehead.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was gone in another moment. She stood at the inner side of the closed
- door and listened to the rattling of the wheels of the chaise over the
- cobble-stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- So the ordeal that she dreaded had been faced, and how simple a thing it
- had turned out after all! Her father had treated the idea which she had
- submitted to him as if it were nothing beyond the thought of a simpleton&mdash;a
- foolish, simple girl who knew nothing of the world of business and
- booksellers, and who fancied that a bookseller would print everything that
- was sent to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had delivered that contingent &ldquo;if&rdquo; with the shake of the head and the
- shrewd smile of one who is acquainted with the seamy side of business, in
- the presence of a child who fancies that printing follows automatically
- upon the writing of a book and that there are thousands of buyers eagerly
- awaiting the chance of securing everything that passes through a
- printing-press. She had perceived just what was in his mind; and his
- consent, followed by that contingent &ldquo;if,&rdquo; to her publishing what she had
- written, was given to her with the same freedom that would have
- accompanied his permission to appropriate all the gold used in paving the
- streets of the City. She could see from the way he smiled that he felt
- that she knew as little about the conditions under which books are printed
- as a child does about the paving of the streets of the City.
- </p>
- <p>
- She knew that he would never again refer to the subject of those imaginary
- letters of hers&mdash;he would be too considerate of her feelings to do
- so; he would have no desire to humiliate her. He would not even rally her
- in a playful way about her literary work, asking her how the printing was
- progressing, and if she had made up her mind to start a coach as grand as
- that magnificent piece of carved and gilded furniture which Sir Joshua had
- just had built for himself&mdash;oh, no: her father had always respected
- her sensibility. Years ago, when her brothers and sisters were making
- their light jests upon her backwardness, he had stopped them and said that
- he had no fears for the future of Fanny; and she was certain that in
- referring to her, as he so frequently did, as &ldquo;poor Fanny,&rdquo; he meant
- nothing but kindness to her. To be sure, at first it grated upon her
- sensitiveness to be referred to in that kindly pitying way, but she did
- not resent it&mdash;indeed, she usually thought of herself as &ldquo;poor
- Fanny.&rdquo; In a household where proficiency in music was the standard from
- which every member was judged, it was inevitable that her incompetence
- should be impressed upon her; but no one was hard upon her&mdash;the
- kindly &ldquo;poor Fanny&rdquo; of her father represented the attitude of the
- household toward her, even when she had confided to some of the members
- the fact that she was writing a novel. They had been startled; but, then,
- a novel was not a musical composition, and such an achievement could not
- be received with the warmth that Esther's playing received. It was really
- not until the printed sheets of the book lay before Susy that she felt
- that Fanny had, in one leap, brought herself well-nigh to the level of
- Esther; and by the time Susy had read the story to the end she had made up
- her mind that if it might be possible to compare the interest of a
- literary work with that of the playing of a piece of music, Fanny's work
- could claim precedence over the best that Esther had done&mdash;she had
- confessed as much to Fanny in secret, and Fanny had called her a foolish
- child.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had seated herself in the parlour opening off the little hall, on
- the departure of her father, and her memory took her back to the days she
- had passed in the house at Poland Street, when she had written her story
- of Caroline Evelyn, and had been induced by her stepmother to burn it,
- with sundry dramas and literary moralizings after the manner of the <i>Tatler</i>&mdash;all
- the work of her early youth. She recalled her resolution never again to
- engage in any such unprofitable practices as were represented by the smoke
- which was ascending from the funeral pyre of her &ldquo;Caroline Evelyn&rdquo; and the
- rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- How long had she kept to her resolution? She could not remember. She could
- not recall having any sense of guilt when she had begun her &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo;&mdash;it
- seemed to have sprung from the ashes of &ldquo;Caroline Evelyn&rdquo;&mdash;nor could
- she recollect what had been on her mind when she was spending those long
- chilly hours of her restricted leisure toiling over the book. All that she
- could remember now was her feeling that it had to be written&mdash;that it
- seemed as if someone in authority had laid on her the injunction to write
- it, and she had no choice but to obey.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, she had obeyed&mdash;the book had been written and printed and she
- meant to send the corrected sheets back to Mr. Lowndes in the course of
- the day. Her father's consent to its publication had been obtained and it
- would be advertised for sale within some months, and then&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Her imagination was not equal to the pursuit of the question of its
- future. Sometimes she felt that she never wished to hear of the book
- again. She could almost hope that sending the sheets back to Mr. Lowndes
- would be the same as dropping them, with a heavy stone in the parcel, into
- the deep sea.
- </p>
- <p>
- But that was when the trouble of getting her father's permission to
- publish it was looming before her. Now that this cloud had been dispelled
- she felt less gloomy. She had a roseate dream of hearing people talk about
- the book and even wishing to know the name of the author. She had a dream
- of Fame herself carrying her away to sublime heights&mdash;to such heights
- as she had been borne by the singing of &ldquo;Waft her, Angels.&rdquo; Her dream was
- of sitting on these heights of Fame by the side of the singer&mdash;on the
- same level&mdash;not inferior in the eyes of the world&mdash;not as the
- beggar maid uplifted in her rags to the side of the King.
- </p>
- <p>
- That had been her dream when listening to the singing, and it returned to
- her now, as she sat alone in the little parlour, having just taken the
- last step that was necessary before giving to the world the book which was
- to do so much for her. Her visions of success showed her no more
- entrancing a prospect than that of being by his side with her fame as a
- dowry worthy of his acceptance at her hands; so that people might not say
- that he had chosen unworthily&mdash;he, who had all the world to choose
- from.
- </p>
- <p>
- And quite naturally there came to her in due sequence the marvellous
- thought that he had already chosen her out of all the world&mdash;he had
- chosen her, believing her to be the dowerless daughter of a music-teacher&mdash;the
- one uninteresting member of a popular family!
- </p>
- <p>
- This was the most delightful thought of the whole train that came to her.
- It was worth cherishing above all the rest&mdash;close to her heart&mdash;close
- to her heart. She hugged that thought so close to her that it became warm
- with the warmth of her heart. Even though her book should never be heard
- of again, even though the world might treat it with contempt, she would
- still be consoled by the reflection that he had chosen her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why on earth should you be sitting here in the cold, Fanny?&rdquo; came the
- voice from the opened door&mdash;the voice of firm domestic virtue.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cold? cold? Surely 'Tis not cold, mamma,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not so very cold; but when there is a fire in the work-room it should not
- be wasted,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;But to say the truth you do not look as if
- you were cold; your face is quite flushed, child. I hope you do not feel
- that you are on the brink of a sickness, my dear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear mamma, I never felt stronger in my life,&rdquo; cried Fanny with a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad to hear that. I was saying to Lottie just now that for some
- days past you have had alternately a worried look and the look of one
- whose brain is over-excited. Is anything the matter, my child?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing&mdash;nothing&mdash;indeed nothing! I never felt more at ease in
- all my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, a little exercise will do you no harm, I am sure; so put on
- your hat and accompany me to the fishmonger's. He has not been treating us
- at all fairly of late. It is not that I mind the remark made quite
- respectfully by James at dinner yesterday&mdash;it would be ridiculous to
- expect to find fish as fresh in the centre of London as he and his
- shipmates were accustomed to in the middle of the Pacific Ocean; but it
- would not be unreasonable for us to look for turbot with less of a taint
- than that we had yesterday. You will hear the man excuse himself by
- asserting that I chose the fish at his stall; but my answer to that&mdash;well,
- come with me and you shall hear what is my answer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny went with her and heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE faithful Cousin
- Edward had carried the sheets of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; to Mr. Lowndes's shop, with her
- list of errata, sisters Lottie and Susy giving him ample instructions as
- to the disguise he should assume in discharging that duty; it would be
- terrible, they thought, if the secret which they had so carefully guarded
- for so long should be revealed just when it was most important that it
- should be kept. Their imagination was keen enough to suggest to them the
- possibility of good Mr. Lowdnes setting a watch upon the people entering
- his shop, and giving instructions that the bearer of the parcel of
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; should be detained and brought into his presence to be
- questioned.
- </p>
- <p>
- They advised that Edward should muffle up his face well before going into
- the shop, and then lay down his parcel and fly like the wind&mdash;that
- would be the best way of defeating the curiosity of the bookseller.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Edward was of the opinion that such a course of action might possibly
- only stimulate the man's curiosity as well as that of the people in the
- street, and the cry of &ldquo;Stop thief!&rdquo; might bring his frantic flight to a
- standstill. He thought that the most artful course to adopt would be to
- hang around the shop until he found that several customers were within;
- then he would enter quite casually and wait until Mr. Lowndes had served
- one customer and was about to attend to another. If the parcel were thrust
- into his hands during this interval, he, Edward, would have a good chance
- of getting safely away before Mr. Lowndes should have time to examine its
- contents.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were rather struck with his idea, and he got permission to put it
- into practice; but in any case he must take the greatest care of the
- parcel; valuable parcels were snatched out of people's hands every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- He smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another hour he was back at the house in St. Martin's Street to report
- to them the safe delivery of the precious parcel. After all, he had had
- nothing more exciting to do than to place it on a counter&mdash;the
- elderly gentleman with a pen behind his ear had not even taken the trouble
- to rise from his stool to receive it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Parcel for Mr. Lowndes? All right. Leave it there&rdquo;&mdash;those were the
- exact words with which the parcel was received, Edward reported&mdash;the
- clerk was buried in his ledger before he had left the shop.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls were not a little disappointed at this very tame conclusion of
- what they expected would have been an exciting episode; and to say the
- truth, their chagrin was shared by Cousin Edward.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had looked for his resources of artfulness to be drawn on in the
- transaction&mdash;perhaps even his physical qualifications for the defence
- of the sacred secret as well. He felt as a strong man might feel on going
- forth to meet a giant, to find himself confronted by a dwarf. The mission
- was unworthy of his powers. Fanny's thanks heartily given to him, with the
- repeated assurance that, but for him, the affair could never have been
- carried out, scarcely compensated him for the tameness of the affair.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next month or two it was a busy household in St. Martin's Street.
- Lieutenant Burney was joining his ship for another long voyage, and he had
- to be provided with a fresh outfit. The stitching that went on in the
- work-room surpassed even that maintained during the months preceding
- Esther's marriage; but the labour was lightened upon more than one
- occasion by the appearance of Mr. Garrick. Mr. Garrick had the freedom of
- the house in St. Martin's Street, as he had had that of the Poland Street
- domicile, where he had so often spent hours amusing the children with his
- inimitable drolleries.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney thought he went a little too far in taking off their
- friends, and even their own father, though his malicious touches were as
- light as the pinches of Puck. He had been paying a visit to Mr. and Mrs.
- Kendal, and he convulsed even Mrs. Burney by his acting of the scene of
- his reception by them, the lady much more coy than she had ever been at
- the Wells, and the gentleman overflowing in his attentions to her; but
- both of them esteeming him as their benefactor.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they were so well satisfied with the honourable estate to which he had
- called them, that they appeared to be spending all their time trying to
- bring about matches among their acquaintance. No matter how unsuitable
- some of the projected unions seemed, no matter how unlikely some of the
- people were to do credit to their discrimination, they seemed determined
- that none should escape &ldquo;the blissful bondage&rdquo;&mdash;that was Mr. Kendal's
- neat phrase. Mr. Garrick repeated it with a smile that made his audience
- fancy that Mr. Kendal was before them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The blissful bondage&mdash;that's what I term it, sir,'&rdquo; said Mr.
- Kendal, through Mr. Garrick. &ldquo;'But the worst of the matter is, Mr.
- Garrick, that we have nearly exhausted our own circle of friends'&mdash;'I
- can easily believe that, sir,' interposed Mr. Garrick&mdash;' and so we
- feel it our duty to fall back upon you.' 'Lud, sir,' cried Mr. Garrick,
- jumping a step or two back as if to avoid a heavy impact&mdash;'Lud, sir!
- a little man like me! I should be crushed as flat as a black beetle.'
- 'Nay, sir, I mean that we are compelled to ask you for a list of a few of
- your friends who, you think, should be brought together&mdash;half a dozen
- of each sex would be sufficient to begin with.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course I demurred,&rdquo; said Garrick, telling his story, &ldquo;but before 'the
- blissful bondage' had been repeated more than a score of times I began to
- think of all against whom I bore a grudge&mdash;here was clearly the means
- of getting level with them; the only trouble with me was that I found
- myself confounding the people who bore me a grudge with those against whom
- I bore a grudge&mdash;the former are plentiful, the latter very meagre in
- number. With the exception of a few very dear animosities which I was
- hoarding up to make old age endurable, I have killed off all my enemies,
- and was forced, like Mr. Kendal, to fall back on my friends; but even
- among these I could find few that I could honestly say were deserving of
- such a fate as I was asked to nominate them for. I ventured, however, to
- mention the name of Lieutenant Burney, of His Majesty's Fleet, coupling it
- with&mdash;I could not at first think of an appropriate partner for James,
- but at last I hit upon exactly the right lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! a splice before I set sail next week?&rdquo; cried Jim. &ldquo;That's good
- news, sir. And the lady's name, if you please, and her address. Give me my
- hat, Susy; there is no time to be lost. A splice in a trice. Come, Mr.
- Garrick, her name? Cannot you see that I am hanging in stays until you
- tell me who she is?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is a very pleasant lady, sir. I can assure you of that,&rdquo; said
- Garrick. &ldquo;Not too tall even with her hair built <i>à la mode</i>; a
- pleasant smile, and a happy way of conversing. In short, Lieutenant
- Burney, I can strongly recommend the lady, for I have known her for the
- past twenty years and more, and from the first she was a staid, sensible
- person&mdash;the very partner for a sailor, sir, being so contrary to him
- in every point.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hark'ee, Mr. Garrick; though I don't quite see myself in tow of such a
- state barge, I'll trouble you to relieve my suspense by telling me her
- name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have more than once thought when I was young that she would make me an
- excellent wife,&rdquo; said Garrick; &ldquo;but I soon perceived that I was not good
- enough for her. She has always been an exemplary sister, and I saw that,
- try as I might, I could never become her equal in that respect; and for
- married happiness, my boy, there is nothing like&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Her name&mdash;her name?&rdquo; shrieked the girls.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actor looked at them with pained surprise on every feature.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Her name?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Surely I have described her very badly if you have
- not recognized the portrait. But, for that matter, I have often felt how
- inadequate are words to describe character combined with grace&mdash;a
- nature inclined to seriousness in conjunction with a desire to attract&mdash;loftiness
- of purpose linked with a certain daintiness&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a few gestures with his hands, keeping his elbows close to his
- side, and then imitated the spreading of a capacious skirt preparatory to
- sinking in a curtsey, and in a moment there was a cry from every part of
- the room of &ldquo;Miss Reynolds&mdash;Miss Reynolds!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who has a word to say against Miss Reynolds?&rdquo; cried the actor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one&mdash;no one,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Character combined with grace&mdash;Miss
- Reynolds linked with Lieutenant Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She would make a fine sheet anchor for an Admiral of the Blue,&rdquo; laughed
- Jim. &ldquo;And with your permission, sir, I will postpone my offer until I have
- attained that rank.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have advised Mr. Kendal to hurry things on,&rdquo; said Garrick gravely. &ldquo;For
- if you have time to spare before making up your mind, the lady cannot
- reasonably be thought equally fortunate. 'Lieutenant Burney, your attitude
- is not complimentary to the blissful bondage'&rdquo;&mdash;once more it was Mr.
- Kendal who was in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Call the roll,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;Who comes next on your list, Mr. Garrick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I was thinking of Dr. Johnson with Mrs. Abington,&rdquo; said Garrick;
- &ldquo;but perhaps you may quibble even at that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The room rang with laughter, for everyone had seen the beautiful actress
- whose lead in dress was followed by all the ladies in the fashionable
- world who could afford to do so, and a greater number who could not; and
- the worsted hose and scorched wig, two sizes too small, of Dr. Johnson had
- been gazed at with awe by the Burney family when he visited the house in
- St. Martin's Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let the banns be published without delay,&rdquo; cried Jim. &ldquo;Next pair,
- please.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I was thinking of Signor Rauzzini and Mrs. Montagu,&rdquo; said Garrick,
- &ldquo;but perhaps that would not be approved of by you any more than the
- others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Garrick, I will not have our friends made any longer the subject
- of your fooling,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick and Jim had the laugh between them, but it seemed that they alone
- saw the jest of coupling the lively Roman with the mature leader of the
- bluestockings: the girls bent silently over their work.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Garrick apologetically, &ldquo;I ask your pardon for my
- imprudence. May I ask which name I am to withdraw? Was my offence the
- introduction of the lady's name or the gentleman's? Oh, I can guess. Those
- rosy-tinted faces before me&mdash;I vow that you will find yourself going
- to sea with a chestful of pink shirts, Lieutenant&mdash;those sweet
- blushing faces reveal the secret more eloquently than any words could do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Undoubtedly the three girls were blushing very prettily; but at the
- mention of the word &ldquo;secret&rdquo; two of them gave a little start, but without
- looking up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The secret&mdash;oh, I have been feeling for some time that I was well to
- the leeward of a secret,&rdquo; cried Jim, &ldquo;and I'll not start tack or sheet
- until I learn what it is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, sir; you a sailor and not able to penetrate the secret of a pretty
- girl's blushes!&rdquo; cried Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- The brother looked at each of his sisters in turn. They continued
- stitching away demurely at his shirts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Helm's a-lee,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Ready about, and off we go on another tack, for
- hang me if I see anything of guilt on their faces, bless 'em! Come, Mr.
- Garrick, you shall interpret them for me. Let me into the secret which you
- say you have read as if it was a book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy gave a sharp cry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The needle!&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;That is the third time it has pricked me since
- morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pay no attention to her, sir,&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;It was a feint on her part
- to put us off the scent of the secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In heaven's name, then, let us have it,&rdquo; cried Jim.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you will have it, here it is,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Your three sisters, Mr.
- Burney, are contemplating applying to Mrs. Montagu to be admitted to the
- freedom and the livery of the Society of Bluestockings. That is why they
- thought it akin to sacrilege for me to introduce the lady's name into a
- jest. Their blush was but a reflex of their guilty intention.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed, Mr. Garrick, you go too far sometimes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;Mrs.
- Montagu is a worthy lady, and our girls respect her too highly to fancy
- that they have any qualification to be received into her literary set.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith, Madam, I know my duty too well, I hope, to accuse any of the Miss
- Burneys of possessing literary qualities,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But what I do
- say is that if such qualities as they possess were to be introduced into
- Mrs. Montagu's set, it would quickly become the most popular drawing-room
- in town. The idea of thinking that any young woman would go to the trouble
- of writing a book when she can reach the heart of mankind so much more
- easily by blushing over the breast of a shirt! Continue stitching and
- doing your own blushing, dear children, and you will never give anyone
- cause to blush for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed elaborately to each of them in turn and afterward to Mrs. Burney,
- and made a most effective exit. He always knew when he should go, and
- never failed to leave a few fragrant phrases behind him, as though he had
- dropped a bunch of roses for the girls to cherish.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where should we be without Mr. Garrick?&rdquo; said James, when he had seen the
- actor to the door and returned to the work-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If only he would not go too far in his jesting,&rdquo; remarked Mrs. Burney,
- shaking her head. &ldquo;Mr. Garrick sometimes forgets himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is how it comes that he is the greatest actor in the world,&rdquo; said
- James. &ldquo;It is only when a man has learned to forget himself completely
- that he causes everyone else to remember him. Now there's the text for a
- homily that you can write to your Daddy Crisp, Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll note it, Jim, and if Mr. Crisp breaks off correspondence with me you
- shall bear the blame,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mercy on us!&rdquo; whispered Susy when she was alone with her sister a little
- later. &ldquo;I never got such a fright as when Mr. Garrick pretended to read
- your secret. Thank goodness! he failed to get the least inkling of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank goodness, indeed!&rdquo; whispered Fanny. But she was thinking of quite a
- different secret when she spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>E was beside her
- before she was aware of it, in the great music-room at Lady Hales's house.
- She had not seen him approach her&mdash;she could not have done so without
- turning round, for he had approached her from behind, and slipped into the
- chair that Esther had vacated in order to play to the company. Esther's
- husband, who had been in the seat beyond her, had been led away some time
- earlier by Mr. Linley's clever son in order that he might give an opinion
- respecting one of the songs in a piece named <i>The Duenna</i>, which was
- about to be produced at Drury Lane.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was beside her and whispering in her ear, though she had not even known
- that he was to be present.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course he went through the pantomimic form of inquiring how it was that
- she was alone&mdash;this was, she knew, for the benefit of anyone who
- might be watching them and suspect an assignation. The idea of anyone
- seriously fancying that Dr. Burney's daughter would have an assignation
- with Signor Rauzzini in such a place and in the midst of such a company!
- But Signor Rauzzini came from a land of intrigue, and his experience of
- England led him to believe that he had come to another; and so he made
- those gestures of inquiry, and she gave him a few words of explanation, so
- that no one might suspect! But, for that matter, their chairs were in the
- least conspicuous place in the room, and the shadow of the heavy hangings
- of a window fell half across them both.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And we have not met for months,&rdquo; said he in French.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, have you forgotten our evening at the Pantheon?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Forgotten it? But that is months ago&mdash;ages. And it was all
- unfinished&mdash;broken off when at its best&mdash;mutilated. That hour we
- had! Oh, was it a melody suddenly interrupted when it was approaching its
- best? Was it a poem snatched away by some ruthless hand just when we had
- begun a deathless line?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I remember best is your singing of 'Waft her.' I am not quite sure
- that I have yet returned to the earth from those regions whither I felt
- myself wafted. Are you conscious of having any part in <i>Dido</i> into
- which you can throw yourself with the same spirit?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Dido!</i> pah! <i>Dido</i> is a paltry playhouse&mdash;Maestro
- Handel's work is a Sistine Chapel&mdash;ah, more&mdash;more&mdash;a noble
- cathedral. When other composers built their garden houses in imitation of
- Greek temples, he spent all his time raising cathedrals. His genius is his
- own&mdash;mighty&mdash;overpowering! Every time I approach the great <i>maestro</i>
- I feel that I should put off my shoes from my feet. It is holy ground&mdash;it
- is&mdash;ah, mademoiselle, it was you who led me to chatter of myself and
- my music when we were last together, and I had no wish to do so; I meant
- to talk of yourself alone, but we had parted before I had the chance
- again. I have been wondering ever since if such a chance would return&mdash;if
- I had not thrown it away; and now you have lured me once more toward the
- golden net of music; but I have seen it spread: I will not step into it. I
- want to talk to you of love&mdash;love and you&mdash;and&mdash;me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had restrained his voice so that it was no more than a whisper, and he
- had chastened his gestures until he seemed rigid. Fanny knew that even if
- their chairs had not been far away from the next that were occupied, his
- words could reach no ears but her own; but the effort that he was making
- to restrain his gestures&mdash;oh, was it not more significant to any
- observant eye than his most florid action would have been? With bent head
- she was conscious of the quivering of the muscles of his clenched hands&mdash;of
- the tremulous earnestness of his expressive face. Surely everyone who so
- much as glanced at him would know what was the subject of his discourse&mdash;and
- hers&mdash;hers&mdash;but what should hers be? What answer was she to make
- to such a man whispering such a word as love?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You make me afraid. Is this the place? Is this
- the time? Am I the one?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Every place is the place&mdash;every time is the time&mdash;and you&mdash;you
- are the only one,&rdquo; said he, becoming more fervent every moment. &ldquo;If you
- and I were alone&mdash;but we are alone&mdash;our love isolates us&mdash;we
- are alone in the splendid isolation of our love. What are these people who
- are about us? They are nothing to us&mdash;less than nothing, What are the
- people in a church to the devout one who enters and keeps his eyes fixed
- upon the lovely face of the saint to whom he prays. The saint and he are
- in communion together, and their communion isolates them though the church
- is crowded? I keep my eyes of devotion upon your face, my beautiful saint,
- and I am rapt with the glory of this hour&mdash;we are carried away on the
- wings of our love until the world is too far beneath us to be seen&mdash;only
- the heaven is revealed to us&mdash;to me&mdash;I look into your face and I
- have a glimpse of heaven itself! Ah, gentle saint, you will not deny me a
- response&mdash;one word&mdash;only lift up your eyes&mdash;let our eyes
- meet and it will be as if our lips had met. I am but a mortal, but I feel,
- gazing into the face of my saint, as if I were immortal&mdash;immortal and
- crossing the threshold of the heaven that is hers&mdash;I feel that we are
- equal&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She drew in her breath&mdash;the sound was something like a gasp&mdash;the
- gasp of one who has been swept away into the midst of a swirling sea and
- made breathless. She had been swept away on the amazing flood of his
- words; it was not until he had said that word &ldquo;equal&rdquo; that she felt
- herself swirled into the air once more, so to speak, and gave that gasp
- for breath: he, too, was breathless after his long and fervid outburst,
- repressed as to tone, but sounding therefore all the more passionate. Her
- gasp sounded like a sigh; his like a sob.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not yet&mdash;not yet,&rdquo; she said in a whisper&mdash;disjointed and
- staccato. &ldquo;I cannot listen to you yet. I dare not&mdash;I have my pride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pride? What is pride? How have I wounded your pride?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Ah, my
- God! you cannot think that I would propose anything that is not
- honourable? You do not look on me as such a wretch? Ah, you cannot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, no,&rdquo; she said quickly. &ldquo;I would trust you. I have looked into
- your face. I have heard you sing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You place your faith in me? But you cannot do that unless you love me.
- And if you love me&mdash;have I been too headlong? Have I startled you?
- But surely you must have seen that on the very first day we met, before I
- had been an hour in your presence, my life was yours. I tell you that I
- knew it&mdash;not an hour&mdash;one glance was enough to tell me that I
- was all yours, and that for me no other one lived or would ever live in
- the world. What have you to say? Do not you believe me? What did you mean
- by that word 'pride'? It does not seem to me that it had any connection
- with you or me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not ask me to explain anything just now,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You would not
- like to be asked to explain how you came to&mdash;to&mdash;think of me&mdash;to
- feel in regard to me as you have said you do&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I shrink from it?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;But no one who has seen you
- would put such a question to me. I loved you because you were&mdash;<i>you</i>.
- Is not that enough? It would be sufficient for anyone who knew you. I saw
- you sitting there&mdash;so sweetly timid&mdash;a little flower that is so
- startled to find itself awakened into life in the spring, that it would
- fain ask the earth to hide it again. I thought of you as that modest
- little flower&mdash;a violet trying to obscure its own charm by the leaves
- that surround it; but all in vain&mdash;in vain, for its presence has
- given a subtle perfume to the air, and all who breathe of its delicate
- sweetness take the spirit of the spring into their souls and know that a
- violet is there, though hidden from their view. That is how I saw you. I
- have always loved the violet, and felt that shyness and sweetness were
- ever one; and am I to be reproached if I have a longing to pluck my violet
- and have her ever with me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is madness&mdash;the poetry of madness,&rdquo; she cried, and there was
- really a piteous note in her voice. &ldquo;But if I did not believe that you
- feel every word that you have spoken, I would let you continue, and drink
- in the sweetness of every word that falls from your lips. It is because I
- know that you are speaking from your heart and because I also know my own
- unworthiness that I pray of you to say no more&mdash;yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I not tell you the truth, if you confess that you believe I am
- speaking sincerely?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sincerely, but in a dream.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is all love a dream, then?&mdash;is that what is in your thought?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not want it to be a dream. I wish the love to continue with your
- eyes open, and therefore I say&mdash;not yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wish my love to continue? Oh, never doubt that your wish shall be
- granted. But why that 'not yet '? I am weary of this mystery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She was perplexed. Why should she hold out any longer against this
- impetuous Prince of the land of King Cophetua? Why should she not be as
- other girls who allow themselves to be lifted out of insignificance by the
- man who loves them. Why should that gift of being able to see more closely
- into the truth of things that most others accept without a question, be
- laid upon her as a burden?
- </p>
- <p>
- She had a strong impulse to let her resolution go down the wind, and to
- put her hand in his, no matter who might be looking on, and say the word
- to him that would give him happiness. Who was she to suggest that his
- happiness would not endure&mdash;that her happiness would not endure?
- </p>
- <p>
- She was perplexed. She had more than once been called prim; but that only
- meant that it was her nature to weigh everything in a mental balance, as
- it were, and her imagination was equal (she thought) to the task of
- assigning their relative value to the many constituents of human
- happiness. If she had been told that this meant that she had not yet been
- in love, and that she was not now in love, she would not have felt uneasy
- in her mind. She did not mistrust the feeling she had for the man who was
- beside her. Surely this was the very spirit of truth in loving, to be
- ready to sacrifice everything, so that unhappiness should not overtake
- him; and she had long ago felt that unhappiness only could result from his
- linking his life with one who was rather less than a mere nobody. The
- thought never once left her mind of what would be said when it was known
- that she had married him. A dunce's triumph, the incident would be styled
- by the wits, and (assuming that the wits were masculine) how would it be
- styled by the opposite sex? She could see uplifted hands&mdash;incredulous
- eyebrows raised, while they discussed it, and she knew that the conclusion
- that everyone would come to was that to be the most divine singer in the
- world did not save a man from being the greatest fool in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- Was her love the less true because her intelligence insisted on her
- perceiving that such a man as Signor Rauzzini would not be happy if
- married to a nonentity like herself? &ldquo;Surely not,&rdquo; she would have cried.
- &ldquo;Surely it is only the truest of all loves that would be ready to
- relinquish its object rather than bring unhappiness upon him! Is
- intelligence never to be found in association with true love? Must true
- love and folly ever be regarded as allies?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Her intellect was quick in apprehending the strength of the position taken
- up by two combatants in an argument; but the juxtaposition of the Prim and
- the Passionate was too much for her. She was all intellect; he was all
- passion. Her mental outlook on the situation was acute; but his was
- non-existent. His passion blinded him; her intellect had a thousand eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- And there he was by her side; she could almost hear the strong beating of
- his heart in the pause that followed his question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is this mystery?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was her feeling of this tumultuous beating of his heart that all but
- made her lose her intellectual foothold. His heart beating close to hers
- swayed her as the moon sways the tides, until for some moments she could
- not have told whether it was her heart or his that was beating so wildly&mdash;only
- for some moments, however; only long enough for that madness to suggest
- itself to her&mdash;to let her resolution fly to the winds&mdash;what did
- anything matter so long as she could lay her hand in his, and feel his
- fingers warm over hers? It was her first acquaintance with the tyranny of
- a heart aflame, and for a moment she bent her head before it. He thought
- that he had got the better of her scruples, whatever they were, by the way
- her voice broke as she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madness&mdash;it would be madness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was not acute enough to perceive that she was talking to herself&mdash;trying
- to bring her reason to help her to hold out against the throbbing of her
- heart&mdash;<i>his</i> heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would indeed be madness for us to turn our backs upon happiness when
- it is within our reach,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;That is what you would say, sweet
- saint?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But she had now recovered herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed it is because I have no thought except for your happiness that I
- entreat of you to listen to me,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will listen to you if you tell me in one word that you love me,&rdquo; said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was no pause before she turned her eyes upon him saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it. You have never doubted it. It is because I love you so truly
- I wish to save you from unhappiness. I want to hold your love for ever and
- ever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My sweet saint! You have heard my prayers. You are to make me happy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All that I can promise as yet is to save you from supreme unhappiness. I
- am strong enough to do so, I think.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You can save me from every unhappiness if you will come to me&mdash;and
- you are coming, I know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope that if you ask me three months hence I shall be able to say
- 'yes'; but now&mdash;at this moment&mdash;I dare not. It is not so long to
- ask you to wait, seeing that I have let you have a glimpse of my heart,
- and told you that as you feel for me, so I feel for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Three months is an eternity! Why should it be in three months? Why not
- now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot tell you. It is my little secret,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Ah, is it not
- enough that I have told you I love you? I shall never cease to love you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, this accursed place! These accursed people!&rdquo; he murmured. &ldquo;Why are we
- fated to meet only surrounded by these wretches? Why cannot we meet where
- I can have you in <i>my</i> arms, and kiss your lips that were made for
- kissing?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was something terrifying to her in that low whisper of his. He had
- put his head down to her until his lips were close to her ear. She felt
- the warmth of his face; it made her own burn. But she could not move her
- face away to the extent of an inch. Her feminine instinct of flight was
- succeeded by the equally feminine instinct of surrender. If it had been
- his intention&mdash;and it certainly seemed that it was&mdash;to kiss her
- in the presence of all the company, she would still have been incapable of
- avoiding such a caress.
- </p>
- <p>
- He swore again in her ear, and Fanny, for all her primness, felt a regret
- deep down in her heart that her training would not allow of her expressing
- herself through the same medium.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he did not come any nearer to her than that. He changed his phrases of
- abuse of their entourage to words of delight at her presence so close to
- him&mdash;alternately passionate and tender. His voice became a song in
- her ears, containing all such variations. His vocalism was equal to the
- demand put upon it. It was his <i>métier</i> to interpret such emotions,
- and now he did justice to his training, even if he fell short&mdash;and he
- was conscious of doing so&mdash;of dealing adequately with his own
- feelings. He called her once again his sweet saint who had heard his
- prayer; his cherished flower, whose fragrance was more grateful to him
- than all the incense burned in all the temples of the world was to the
- Powers above.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was, he repeated, her violet modesty that had first made him adore her.
- Her humility brought before his eyes the picture painted by Guido Reni&mdash;the
- Madonna saying: <i>Ecce ancilla Domini</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ah, her humility was divine. And she was so like his mother&mdash;his dear
- mother who had died when he was a boy and who had taught him to sing. Ah,
- she was herself now singing in Paradise, and she would look down and
- approve his choice. She, too, had been as meek as a flower, and had never
- been so happy as when they had been together at a little farm in Tuscany
- with him by her side among the olives. Oh, she would approve his choice.
- And quite simply he addressed his dead mother, as though she were beside
- him, asking her if she could desire to have a daughter sweeter or more
- gentle. He had lapsed into his native Italian in this; but Fanny could
- follow his slow, devout words, and her eyes were full of tears, her heart
- of love.
- </p>
- <p>
- She now perceived how simple and gentle a nature was that of the young
- Roman. He remained unspoilt by the adulation which he had received both in
- his own country and in England. Seeing him thus revealing a simplicity
- which she had not associated with him before, she was led to ask herself
- if there was, after all, so great a difference between them as she had
- believed to exist. She had forgotten all about his singing, and he was now
- in her eyes nothing more than a man&mdash;the man who loved her. Ah, that
- was enough. He loved her, and therefore she was bound to save him from the
- mortification of hearing the whispers of the people around them asking how
- he could ever have been stupid enough to marry a girl like herself, who
- was a nobody and without a fortune, when he might have chosen any girl in
- the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her resolution came back to her with greater force than ever. Since he had
- made his nature plain to her, it would, she felt, be taking advantage of
- his simplicity to engage herself to him just as she was. She knew more of
- the world than he did. She knew how the world talked, and how it would
- talk regarding herself as well as regarding him in such a matter. He was
- simple and generous; it was necessary for her to take thought for both of
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have you heard me?&rdquo; he asked of her in a whisper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The tears are still in my eyes,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Oh, my dear friend, cannot
- you see how bitter it is for me to be compelled to ask you to wait for
- these months that I spoke of? Cannot you see that it is a matter of
- conscience and honour? Ah, I should never forgive myself if I were to do
- other than I have done! If you&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear one,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I ask for nothing more than to hear you tell me that
- you love me. Who am I, that I should demand your secret? So long as you do
- not conceal your love from me, I do not mind if you have a score of
- secrets locked away in your white bosom. Tell me again that you love me
- and all must be well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked at him, but he knew that she could not see a feature of his
- face by reason of the tears that were still in her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was on one of
- the last mornings in January that Mrs. Burney was reading out of the
- newly-arrived <i>London Chronicle</i> such paragraphs as she thought would
- appeal to the varied interests of the breakfast-table. There were a few
- announcements of marriages about to take place between people whose names
- they knew, the amount of the bride's dowry being stated in each in plain
- figures, though Mrs. Burney took it upon her to affirm in one or two cases
- that the sum was exaggerated, or to suggest that if the father of the
- bride were just enough to pay his debts first, the portion of his daughter
- would be considerably reduced. In the case of one of the gentlemen, who
- was marrying thirty thousand pounds, she ventured to express the hope that
- he would now pay at least some of his creditors.
- </p>
- <p>
- These were, of course, the most interesting items of news, though their
- attractiveness was not greatly superior to that of the gossip respecting
- Mr. F&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;, who had been noticed in high dudgeon because
- of Lady P&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;'s dancing three times with Sir Julian Y&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;;
- or that which suggested that a reconcilement must have taken place between
- the beautiful Mrs. G&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; and her husband, for they had
- been seen taking the air together in the Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was also pleasant to learn that His Majesty had given great
- encouragement to Mrs. Delany in the production of her ingenious mosaic
- flowers, in which she was so skilled as to excite the wonder of several
- criticks in the Royal circle; and also that His Royal Highness the Prince
- of Wales had been graciously pleased to say in publick that he had always
- admired the Perdita of the beautiful Mrs. Robinson, though he considered
- Mrs. Abington, on the whole, the most tasteful dresser in the Drury Lane
- company.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was only when Mrs. Burney had folded the newspaper and was about to put
- it away, that a few lines of an advertisement caught her eye&mdash;she
- commented before she read, as though she had been a fully qualified
- critic:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;More novels! More stuff for the circulating libraries! Enough to make
- poor Mr. Richardson feel uncomfortable in his grave! Could he but have
- known that he was turning all England into novel readers he would never
- have put pen to paper. Here is another imitator in the field. 'Evelina;
- or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World,' published to-day by Mr.
- Lowndes&mdash;three volumes, seven and sixpence sewed, nine shillings in
- covers. 'Evelina,' a distant cousin to 'Clarissa' and 'Pamela' I doubt
- not. I hope your father will not bring anyone here to dinner to-day.
- Hashed mutton is a wholesome dish, to be sure, but some visitors are
- fastidious. He may bring as many as he pleases to-morrow, for Mr.
- Greville's gift of pheasants will be on the table. Why are you staring so
- at your sister, Lottie?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lottie was becoming a hardened dissembler: she scarcely started when asked
- to interpret certain furtive glances she cast at Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was wondering if Fanny would make a face: she never was fond of hashed
- mutton,&rdquo; said Lottie glibly. &ldquo;If she had gone to school in France she
- would soon have got a liking for it, cooked as it is there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not partial to French kickshaws,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;There's nothing
- like good English fare. To my thinking, the principle of making food tasty
- when in ordinary circumstances it should not be so, is a bad one. Hash of
- mutton is wholesome food, and it should be eaten as such without further
- question. If Providence had meant it to be tasty as well, He would have
- made His intentions as plain as in the case of roast pheasant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lottie will tell you that I made no face at the mention of hash of
- mutton,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;What does it signify whether one sits down to a
- simple platter of mutton hash or a great dinner such as father gets at Mr.
- Thrale's? A pair of geese, a leg of mutton, a tongue, a rib of roast beef
- and a brace of pheasants, with two or three dishes of fish, and for Dr.
- Johnson a veal pie or a piece of pork&mdash;those were on the table at one
- time. What is the benefit of such abundance, when all that one can eat is
- a single slice of beef?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She spoke rapidly, for she, too, had been a great dissembler. She meant to
- take away her stepmother's attention from those questionable glances which
- she had exchanged with Lottie; and she succeeded very well.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would make no difference to us whether we had one dish or ten; but it
- makes all the difference in the world to Mr. Thrale. They say he has a
- prodigious appetite, and eats of at least six heavy dishes of meat at
- dinner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Baretti affirms that some day he will not awake from the stupor into
- which he falls after one of his heavy meals,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And all the time Mrs. Thrale is entreating him to be more moderate,&rdquo;
- cried Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A humiliating duty for such as Mrs. Thrale,&rdquo; said her mother. &ldquo;That shows
- how true is all that Fanny has remarked: a simple dish should be enough
- for any reasonable person. I have often wondered how the converse at the
- Streatham table could be so wise and witty if the master of the house eats
- like a hog, and Dr. Johnson, suffering from ill-health, expends so much
- energy over his pork that the veins stand out on his forehead and his face
- is bathed in perspiration.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that Mrs. Thrale has wit and liveliness enough to serve for the
- whole company,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is chatty enough, I doubt not,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;There are those
- who think she talks over-much for a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not for a woman of fashion,&rdquo; suggested Lottie with some pertness, when
- their stepmother had left the room. &ldquo;It is long since Mrs. Thrale has
- invited mother to one of the Streatham dinners,&rdquo; she added under her
- breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then the three fell upon the <i>Chronicle</i> for the announcement of
- the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- They read it in whispers, each following the other, as though it were the
- <i>piano</i> part of a catch or a glee, and glancing fearfully toward the
- door now and again, lest it should open and Mrs. Burney reappear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How amazing it is!&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;This is the announcement of the birth of
- a baby&mdash;and such a baby!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The birth and the christening and all,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, I had no
- idea that it would be in the papers&mdash;I forgot that it would be
- advertised; and when mamma read this out I thought I should sink through
- the floor. So did you, I know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I only wish that it had been possible,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I could feel myself
- getting hot all over my body. And then you gave me that look, Lottie!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Could I help it?&rdquo; asked Lottie. &ldquo;You cannot blame me. I really thought
- that it was you who gave me a look, as much as to say: 'If you let the cat
- out of the bag I will never forgive you&mdash;no, never! '&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind! Among us we managed to get out of the difficulty very well, I
- think. Were we not clever, guiding the conversation away from Mr.
- Lowndes's shop on to the high road to Streatham?&rdquo; cried Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas the hash that saved us,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Have you not heard dear Jim
- applying the sailors' expression, to make a hash of something? But we
- didn't make a hash of our matter, did we, Fanny?&rdquo; said Susan.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We have become adroit dissemblers, and I am growing more ashamed of it
- every day,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;I have reached the condition of a man of whom I
- read in a volume of history: he had committed a crime, and the effort that
- it cost him to keep it hidden so preyed upon his mind that he could stand
- the strain no longer, so he confessed it and was relieved.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he could not have been really happy until they hanged him,&rdquo; said
- Susy. &ldquo;And do you intend to confess and be hanged, Fanny? Please do not. I
- think it is the most exciting thing in the world to share a secret like
- this. I would not have missed the enjoyment for anything. Think, Fan, if
- you were to confess, you would draw us into it too&mdash;you would make us
- out to be as guilty as yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not confess,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;No; it would not be honourable of me.
- But I do feel that the secret is having a bad effect upon us all. It has
- made us all such&mdash;such&mdash;dissemblers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha!&rdquo; said Lottie with a sniff. &ldquo;That's only another way of saying that
- we are ladies of quality at an early age.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny shook her head. She thought that if any proof were needed of the ill
- effects of their treasuring their secret from their parents, this cynical
- pertness of Lottie supplied it. She shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like 'Evelina' to come into mamma's hands,&rdquo; continued Lottie.
- &ldquo;She will go through the three volumes at a hand gallop, even though she
- did take it upon her to condemn it as being on a level with the odious
- stuff that comes to us nowadays.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And if she condemns it so heartily before she has read it, what will she
- say about it when she has finished the last chapter?&rdquo; asked Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She will say that it is the prettiest story that has been written since
- her dear Mr. Richardson died,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I doubt it, my dear,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, let the worst come, she will never guess that you wrote it,&rdquo;
- laughed Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the padre whom I fear,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Surely he will not need to go
- beyond the Ode on the first leaf to know that it is he himself whom I
- address.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And if he should&mdash;smoke it?&rdquo; asked Susy, lapsing into slang which
- she had acquired from her sailor brother, who was in no sense a purist.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If he should&mdash;well, either of two things will happen,&rdquo; replied the
- authoress. &ldquo;He will either think me the most double-dealing wretch in the
- world or the most dutiful of daughters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And which will be right?&rdquo; asked Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Both views will be right,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Although I meant every word of
- the Ode, I really think now that the idea of writing it before the
- dedication came to me only when I felt that I had behaved badly in sending
- the book to the printer without his consent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wished the Ode to be a sort of peace-offering?&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;You hoped
- that when he read it he would forget to be angry? Well, that was cunning
- of you, Fanny!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you that the whole affair has had a bad effect upon us all,&rdquo; said
- Fanny gently.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once again she was conscious of someone telling her that there was no use
- crying over spilt milk, and this impression was followed by one that took
- the form of a resolution to be more careful in future. If she had spilt
- some milk once, that was no reason why she should not, by exercising
- proper forethought, refrain from doing so again.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the book was now given to the world, if the world would have it, but
- as yet a copy had not come into her hand. She wondered if she would have
- to spend seven and sixpence in buying a copy. Seven shillings and
- sixpence, sewed. It was a great deal of money. Was it possible that there
- were five hundred people in the world ready to pay seven and sixpence for
- a novel with the name of no author on the title page? (She thought it best
- to leave out of her consideration altogether the possible purchasers of
- the nine shilling set of bound volumes.)
- </p>
- <p>
- Who were the people that ever laid out so much money upon books which
- could be read through between the rising and the setting of the sun? She
- had never met such liberal enthusiasts. Of course, it was only reasonable
- that so splendid a work as the &ldquo;History of Music&rdquo; should be in the library
- of every house wherein people of taste resided, but that was not a book to
- be galloped through; some people might not be able to read it within a
- month. Besides, it bore the honoured name of Dr. Burney on the title page,
- and the fame of Dr. Burney was great. But as for that poor little
- seven-and-sixpenny sewed &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; how should anyone take an interest in
- her without reading her story? How would anyone read her story without
- feeling afterwards that seven-and-sixpence (leaving the nine shilling
- expenditure out of the question) was a ridiculous price to pay for such an
- entertainment?
- </p>
- <p>
- She felt that people would come to look on her as the instigator of a
- fraud if they paid their money and read the book and then found out that
- she had written it. The wisdom of concealing her name even from the
- bookseller was now more apparent to her than it had ever been. She had
- visions of indignant purchasers railing against Mr. Lowndes, and Mr.
- Lowndes searching for her, so that he might rail against her; and so her
- speculations ended in laughter; but even her laughter grated upon her
- sensitive ears: she felt that it was the malicious jeering of a clever
- cheat at the thought of having got the better of a worthy man.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her precious &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; was leading her a pretty dance. If it had not been
- able to do so it would have been a paltry sort of book and she would have
- been a paltry sort of author.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO or three weeks
- passed without her hearing anything of the book, and it seemed as if it
- had fallen, as she had at some moments hoped it would fall, like a dull
- stone into the depths of the sea. She heard nothing of it, and soon she
- perceived that her sisters felt grievously disappointed at its failure to
- produce any impression upon the town. Even a dull stone, if dropped into
- the deep, creates a little fuss on the surface before it sinks out of
- sight; but Fanny's book did not, so far as they could see, produce even so
- superficial an impression. What they expected of it they might have had
- some trouble explaining; but as it was, they could not conceal their
- disappointment from Fanny; and they showed it after a short time in a very
- delicate way: they never alluded to the book in her presence. She
- perceived that what was in their minds was that it would show very bad
- taste on their part to refer to it in any way. She was grateful for their
- consideration; and she resolved to accept their decision on this point as
- final; she would never allude to the horrid thing in their hearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that she was left alone with Susy in the house
- one evening. Dr. Burney and his wife had gone to a concert at Esther's,
- and Lottie was staying for a day or two in the country. Susy was
- practising her part of a new duet on the piano, and Fanny was at her
- sewing. So far as conversation between the two sisters was concerned, the
- evening had been a very silent one. Indeed, during the whole week a
- constrained silence had marked the intercourse of the three girls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy hammered away at the music for half an hour; then her playing became
- more fitful, and at last it ceased altogether.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long silence before Fanny heard a little sound that caused her
- to raise her head. It was the sound of a sob, and when she looked up she
- saw that Susy was leaning her forehead upon the bottom of the music rest,
- weeping bitterly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was by her side in a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dearest Susy, what is the matter?&rdquo; she said soothingly. &ldquo;Tell me, dear;
- has anything happened? Has anyone been unkind to you? Have I unwittingly
- done or said anything that seemed to you unkind? Tell me all, Susy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Susy continued crying with her face hidden, though she yielded one of
- her hands to Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, my dear, I have helped you before now, and I may be able to help
- you now. Prithee, what is your trouble?&rdquo; said Fanny, putting her arm round
- the girl's shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still Susy remained silent, except for her sobs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell me,&rdquo; said Fanny, in a whisper. &ldquo;Is it that you think that I am
- chagrined about&mdash;about&mdash;the book?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant Susy had whirled round on her seat and flung her arms round
- her sister's neck, laying her head on her shoulder.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Fanny, Fanny, 'tis too cruel!&rdquo; she sobbed. &ldquo;We were sure that so much
- would come of it&mdash;it seemed so splendid to read, even before it was
- printed&mdash;so much better than any other story that ever came into our
- hands&mdash;and you worked so hard at it&mdash;every spare moment when you
- might have been enjoying yourself&mdash;in the cold of last winter up in
- that room&mdash;and at Lynn too&mdash;and Chessington&mdash;and now, when
- we think that your cleverness, your patience, your genius, is to be
- rewarded, nothing comes of it&mdash;all your trouble has gone for nothing&mdash;all
- our secrecy! Oh, it is too cruel!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You dear child,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;It is only cruel if it sets you crying in
- this way. What does it matter to anyone if the book has gone and nothing
- has come of it? I have been thinking that writing a book and publishing it
- is like throwing a stone into the sea. It may fall so that it sinks down
- plumb, or it may fall so that it makes a splash for a while, but it sinks
- to the bottom all the same. Success or failure is only the difference
- between a splash and a ripple. We were fools to fancy that our little
- stone would float.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it was not a stone, it was full of life and it should have&mdash;it
- should have&mdash;swum! Oh, the people who buy books are so stupid!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are&mdash;that was the hope that I builded on. They are stupid, but
- not stupid enough to buy my book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Fanny!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is really the frame of mind that I find myself in to-day. I tell you
- truly, Susy, that after the first week, I schooled myself to think of the
- business in this way; and I am certain that in another month I shall even
- feel delighted that my little pebble made no splash. Look at the matter
- philosophically, Susy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, philosophically!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, reasonably. Are we in a different position to-day from that we were
- in before the book was published? We are not. We are just the same as we
- were before. It has not injured us in any way. Nay, if you think of it, we
- are&mdash;I, at least, am&mdash;all the better for having failed, for I
- have learned my lesson. I was beginning to feel cleverer than I had any
- right to think myself, and this has come as a chastening&mdash;to make me
- know my right place. These rebukes do not come by chance, Susy. I know now
- that I was inclined to hold my head too high. I don't think that I will do
- so again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You never held your head too high&mdash;just the opposite. And I think it
- very cruel that you should be rebuked for nothing. But I do not blame <i>anyone</i>
- except the wretched people who refused to buy your nice book, but spent
- their seven and sixpence at Vauxhall or Ranelagh&mdash;perhaps watching
- Mr. Foote and his puppets at the Haymarket. Oh, I have no patience with
- them! Why, it only needed a thousand people to buy the book and it would
- have been accounted a success!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then we shall put the blame on the shoulders of that thousand,
- wheresoever they may be found, and for my part I shall not hold a second
- thousand altogether blameless&mdash;my indignation may even extend to a
- third. Now, that's the last word I mean to speak about the book. It has by
- this time reached the bottom of the sea on which I threw it; and there let
- it lie!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are an angel&mdash;I see that plainly now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, there you see, what I said was true: I am much better for the rebuke
- I talked about; you never perceived before that I was an angel. Now let
- that be the last word between us on the subject of my poor little
- 'Evelina.' Her entrance into the world has proved fatal. Oh, Susy, she was
- stillborn, but her parent is making a rapid recovery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may be; but cannot you join with me in&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will join with you in maintaining silence on the subject of the little
- one. I cannot bear to hear her name mentioned. I refuse to say another
- word about her or her fate. She must have been greatly beloved of the gods
- to die so young. Let that be 'Evelina's' epitaph. I will say nothing more
- about her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that she was compelled to say a good deal more on
- the subject, for within half an hour Cousin Edward had called, and he
- began to talk of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I went to Hill's library in the Strand yesterday, to get a book for
- mother, and there, sure enough, I saw your 'Evelina,'&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I asked
- the man in charge what it was about, and he replied that he didn't know;
- it was bad enough, he thought, to be compelled to hand out books all day
- to readers without being forced to read them for himself; but he supposed
- that 'Evelina' was a novel of the usual sort.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was not extravagant praise,&rdquo; remarked Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He didn't mean to praise it,&rdquo; said Edward. &ldquo;But when I asked him if
- anyone who had read it had recommended it, he admitted that every one of
- the five ladies who had read it was ready to speak well of it&mdash;one of
- them had taken it away a second time; and&mdash;would you believe it?&mdash;while
- I was standing at the counter a footman entered the shop with a demand for
- 'Eveliena,' as he called it; and he carried off the copy that was already
- on the desk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For the delectation of the servants' hall?&rdquo; suggested Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not at all&mdash;it had been recommended to her ladyship, he said, and he
- had been commanded on no account to return without it; her ladyship was
- liberal; she would not mind paying sixpence for it, instead of the
- ordinary fourpence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was more than liberal, it was generous to a degree,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't interrupt him,&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Continue your narrative, Eddy. I am
- dying to hear the rest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I asked the library man if he knew who wrote the book, and he replied
- that he had heard the name, but had forgotten it; so far as he remembered
- the author was a peer of high rank but eccentric habits,&rdquo; said Edward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The book represented his eccentric habits, I suppose,&rdquo; remarked Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ran out of the place roaring,&rdquo; said Edward. &ldquo;'A peer of high rank but
- eccentric habits'&mdash;describes you to a T, doesn't it, Cousin Fanny?
- Pray what is your lordship's next work to be, and when will it be given to
- an eager world?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that all you have to tell?&rdquo; asked Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By no means. When I heard that the book was thought well of in the
- Strand, I thought I would try to get at the opinion of Stanhope Street&mdash;you
- know Masterman's circulating library there? Well, I boldly entered, and
- there, sure enough, was a well-thumbed 'Evelina' in front of the
- librarian. I asked for some book that no one had ever heard of, and when
- the librarian had told me that he had never been asked for that book
- before, I pointed to 'Evelina,' inquiring if it was any good. 'I'm dead
- tired on account of its goodness, for I was fool enough to take it to bed
- with me last night, and I never closed my eyes in sleep,' he replied. 'I
- had it praised to me by a lady of quality, and so too hastily concluded
- that it would either send me asleep with its dullness, or shock me with
- its ribaldry; but it did neither, unhappily.' Just then a chariot stopped
- at the door and another footman entered with the name 'Evelina' written on
- a sheet of paper, and off he popped with the full three volumes under his
- arm. I waited no longer; but hurried hither to give you my news. I did not
- get so far, however, for I was unlucky enough to be overtaken by that vile
- downpour of rain, and it did not blow over until your dinner hour was at
- hand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are my good angel,&rdquo; cried Fanny, her cheeks glowing. &ldquo;We have heard
- nothing of all this respecting the book, and, hearing nothing, we took it
- for granted that it was dead&mdash;dead before it was ever alive. Oh, this
- is good news you have brought us, Eddy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The best news that has come to us for months!&rdquo; said Susy. She had turned
- her head away and was furtively wiping her eyes. The good news affected
- the sympathetic Susy almost as deeply as her disappointment had done.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I have only told you of my adventures of yesterday,&rdquo; said Edward.
- &ldquo;To-day I tried the booksellers, beginning with Mr. Davies and
- working-round to the Dillys in the Poultry&mdash;it cost me three
- shillings, for I had to buy something that I did not particularly want in
- every shop to excuse my inquiries&mdash;and I found 'Evelina' on every
- counter. I cannot say that any customer came in to buy it while I was in
- any shop, but you may be sure that the book would not be on the counter
- unless it was highly thought of. Of course I had need to be very discreet
- among the booksellers; I dared not ask who was the author, but I longed to
- do so, if only to hear what new story had been made up about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You heard quite enough to make us glad,&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Oh, how foolish we
- were to take it for granted that because we had no news of the book, it
- was dead! It is alive&mdash;greatly alive, it would appear! How could any
- news of it have come to us here? We should have gone forth in search of
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that we could depend on your discretion,&rdquo; said Fanny, laying a
- hand on each of his shoulders. &ldquo;I do not think that I ever thanked you as
- I should for the wise way in which you managed the business with Mr.
- Lowndes, and now I must not neglect to do so for having acted the part of
- a benevolent agent in bringing us such good news about the book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! there should be no talk of gratitude and the like between us,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;There are family ties&mdash;I think of the honour of our family.
- People already talk of the clever Burneys, but they left you out of the
- question, Cousin Fanny, since they only thought of music. But now that you
- have shown what you can do in another direction, you must be reckoned with
- alongside the others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what about the other branch of the clever Burneys?&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;Don't you think that people will some of these days begin to ask if
- Edward Burney, the great painter, is really a brother of the musical
- Burneys? I hope they will, dear Edward; I hope that the fame of Edward
- Burney, the painter, will go far beyond that of the musical Burneys, as
- well as poor Fanny Burney who once wrote a novel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The young man blushed as Fanny herself would certainly have done if
- confronted with the least little compliment. But there was no false shame
- about his acceptance of her suggestion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I mean to become as good a painter as I can, in order to be worthy of the
- name of Burney,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I feel proud of being a Burney&mdash;more so
- to-day than ever before, and I hope that the rest of the Burney's will
- some day look on me as doing credit to our name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that they will have every reason to do so,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had gone, Susy gave way to her delight at the news which he had
- brought. She was a good deal taller than Fanny, and catching her round the
- waist after the manner of the Elizabethan dancer with his partner, she
- danced round the table with her, lilting a somewhat breathless pæan. Fanny
- herself needed no coaxing to be her partner in this revel. In her jubilant
- moments she got rid of the primness which most people associated with her.
- She had a wild jig known as &ldquo;Nancy Dawson,&rdquo; and she had more than once
- found it necessary to get rid of her superfluous spirits through this
- medium. She joined in her sister's little whoop at the completion of the
- third &ldquo;lap&rdquo; of the table, and they both threw themselves breathless on the
- sofa.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew it,&rdquo; said Susy between her gasps. &ldquo;I knew that I could not be
- mistaken in believing 'Evelina' to be good&mdash;I knew that she would
- make her way in the affections of her readers, and I was right&mdash;you
- see I was right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were right, dear Susy&mdash;quite right,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I do not like
- to be too sanguine, but I do believe, from the reports Eddy brought us,
- that the book will find plenty of readers. Now that we can think over the
- matter in a reasonable way, we must see how foolish we were to expect that
- the very day after the book was published people would crowd to buy it;
- but now, after six weeks, when Eddy goes in search of news about it, he
- brings back a report which is&mdash;we had best say for the present no
- more than 'quite satisfactory'&mdash;that was the bookseller's report
- about the sales of the first volume of the padre's 'History'&mdash;'quite
- satisfactory'&mdash;that should be quite satisfactory for the author of
- 'Evelina' and her sisters. There is nothing in the book to stir people as
- it would if written by Mr. Wilkes, but in its humble way it will, I am now
- persuaded, be pronounced 'quite satisfactory.' At any rate, there goes my
- sewing for the evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She rolled up the strip of linen into a ball and used her hand, after two
- false starts, as a battledore, to send it flying across the room within
- reach of Susy, who, being more adroit, was able at the first attempt to
- return it with both force and precision. Once more Fanny struck it, and
- her sister sent it back, but by this time the unequal ball had opened out,
- so that it was only by her foot that Fanny could deal with it effectively.
- Then, daintily holding up their petticoats, the author of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; and
- Susy Burney played with the thing until once more they were panting and
- laughing joyously.
- </p>
- <p>
- Perhaps Fanny had a faint inkling of the symbolism implied by this
- treatment of the discarded needlework.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>UT little Miss
- Burney had recovered all her primness on the evening when, a week later,
- she accompanied her stepmother to partake of tea at the home of the
- Barlowes in the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Young Mr. Barlowe had, for some time after his visit to St. Martin's
- Street, brooded over his indiscretion in allowing his impulse at the
- moment of saying good night to carry him away so that he pressed Miss
- Burney's hand, looking into her eyes with an expression in his own of the
- deepest sympathy&mdash;rather more than sympathy. He felt that he had been
- unduly and indiscreetly hasty in his action. It had been purely impulsive.
- He had by no means made up his mind that Miss Burney would make him a
- satisfactory wife. His father and mother had, for a long time, thought
- very highly of Mrs. Burney, looking on her as a most thrifty and excellent
- manager of a household. She had shown herself to be all this and more when
- her first husband was alive and they had visited her at Lynn; and she had
- proved her capabilities in the same direction since she had married Dr.
- Burney. Unfortunately, however, the virtues of a stepmother could not be
- depended on to descend to the children of her husband's family, and it was
- by no means certain that Miss Burney had made full use of her
- opportunities of modelling herself upon her father's second wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- No, he had not quite made up his mind on this subject&mdash;the gravest
- that had ever occupied his attention, and he remained sleepless for hours,
- fearful that he had gone too far in that look and that squeeze. He had
- heard of fathers and even brothers waiting upon young men who had acted
- toward a daughter or a sister pretty much as he had in regard to Miss
- Burney. He had rather a dread of being visited by Miss Burney's brother,
- that young naval officer who had boasted of having been educated by a
- murderer. Mr. Barlowe thought that a visit from such a young man would be
- most undesirable, and for several days he went about his business with
- great uneasiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when a week had gone by and neither father nor brother had waited upon
- him, he began to review his position more indulgently than when he had
- previously given it his consideration. He thought more hopefully of Miss
- Burney as a wife. Perhaps she might have profited more largely than he had
- thought by her daily intercourse with so capable a woman as Mrs. Burney.
- At any rate, she was not musical, and that was something in her favour.
- Then her stepmother had praised her needlework, and everyone knows that to
- be a good sempstress is next to being a good housekeeper.
- </p>
- <p>
- He thought that on the whole she would do. Her brother, Lieutenant Burney,
- would naturally spend most of his time at sea. That was a good thing.
- Thomas felt that he should hesitate to make any change in his life that
- involved a liability of frequent visits from a young man who had been
- taught by a murderer. Who could tell what might happen in the case of such
- a young man? As for Miss Burney herself, she was, quite apart from her
- housewifely qualities, a most estimable young lady&mdash;modest and
- retiring, as a young woman should be, and very beautiful. To be sure, he
- had often heard that beauty was only skin deep, but even assuming that it
- did not go any deeper, it had always been highly esteemed by men&mdash;none
- of them seemed to wish it to be of any greater depth; and it was certain
- that a man with a handsome wife was greatly envied&mdash;more so even than
- a man who was married to a plain woman but a good housewife. Oh,
- undoubtedly her beauty commended her to his most indulgent consideration.
- He had no objection in the world to be widely envied, if only on account
- of his wife's good looks. It never occurred to him that it might be that
- some people would think very ordinary a face that seemed to one who was in
- love with it extremely lovely. He preserved the precious privilege of a
- man to raise up his own standard of beauty and expect all the rest of the
- world to acknowledge its supremacy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, he thought that Miss Burney, beauty and all, would suit him, but
- still he hesitated in making another call.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was when Mr. Kendal had the honour of waiting upon Mrs. Burney, and
- his visit only preceded by a day or two Mrs. Burney's call upon her old
- friend, Mrs. Barlowe, in the Poultry; this interchange of courtesies being
- speedily followed by an invitation for Mrs. Burney and a stepdaughter to
- drink tea with the Barlowe family.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am taking you with me, Fanny, because you are the eldest and, as should
- be, the most sensible of the household,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, explaining&mdash;so
- far as she thought wise&mdash;the invitation on the morning it was
- received. &ldquo;There will be no music at Mrs. Barlowe's, I think, and so you
- will have no distracting influence to prevent your forming a just opinion
- of my old friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not mind in the least the absence of music for one night,&rdquo; said
- Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure of that,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;Goodness knows we have music
- enough here during any day to last us over a whole week. The others could
- not live without it, even if it were not your father's profession.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Without which none of us could live,&rdquo; remarked Fanny, who had no wish to
- be forced into the position of the opponent of music in the household.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Quite right, my dear,&rdquo; acquiesced the elder lady. &ldquo;It is a precarious way
- of making a living. To my mind there is nothing so satisfactory as a good
- commercial business&mdash;a merchant with a shop at his back can afford to
- laugh at all the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he usually refrains,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True; he looks at life with proper seriousness, and without levity. Great
- fortunes are the result of serious attention to business. Levity leads to
- poverty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Except in the case of Mr. Garrick and a few others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick is certainly an exception. But, then, you must remember that
- he was a merchant before he became an actor, and his business habits never
- left him. I have heard it said that he got more out of his company for the
- salaries he paid than any theatre manager in Europe. But I did not come to
- you to talk about Mr. Garrick. I only meant to say that I know you are an
- observant girl. You do not merely glance at the surface of things, so I am
- sure that you will perceive much to respect in all the members of Mrs.
- Barlowe's family.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure they are eminently&mdash;respectable, mamma; and I am glad that
- you have chosen me to be your companion this evening. I like going among
- such people&mdash;it is useful.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stopped short in a way that should have aroused the suspicions of Mrs.
- Burney, but that lady was unsuspecting, she was only puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Useful?&rdquo; she said interrogatively.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had no mind to explain that she thought herself rather good at
- describing people of the Barlowe type, and was ready to submit herself to
- more experience of them in case she might be encouraged to write another
- novel. But she knew that she would have some difficulty in explaining this
- to her stepmother, who herself was an excellent type.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Useful&mdash;perhaps I should rather have said 'instructive,'&rdquo; she
- replied, after a little pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Instructive, yes; I am glad that you look at our visit so sensibly&mdash;I
- knew you would do so. Yes, you should learn much of the excellence of
- these people even in the short time that we shall be with them. And it is
- well that you should remember, my dear Fanny, that you are now quite old
- enough to have a house of your own to look after.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Fanny's turn to seem puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not quite see how&mdash;I mean why&mdash;why&mdash;that is, the
- connection&mdash;is there any connection between&mdash;&mdash;?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I mean to say is that if at some time a suitor for your hand should
- appear, belonging to a respectable mercantile family, you will know,
- without the need of any telling, that your chances of happiness with such
- a man are far greater than they would be were you to wed someone whose
- means of getting a living were solely the practice of some of the arts, as
- they are called&mdash;music or painting or the rest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt that, mamma,&rdquo; said Fanny demurely. She was beginning to
- think that her stepmother was a far better type than she had fancied.
- </p>
- <p>
- And her stepmother was beginning to think that she had never given Fanny
- credit for all the good sense she possessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The six o'clock tea-party in the Poultry was a function that Fanny
- Burney's quick pen only could describe as it deserved to be described. All
- the time that it was proceeding her fingers were itching to start on it.
- She could see Mr. Crisp smiling in that appreciative way that he had, as
- he read her smart sentences, every one of them with its little acid
- flavour, that remained on the palate of his memory. She was an artist in
- character drawing, and she was one of the first to perceive how excellent
- was the material for artistic treatment that might be found in the house
- of the English tradesman&mdash;the superior tradesman who aspired to be
- called a merchant. She neglected no opportunity of observing such houses;
- it was only when she was daily consorting with people of the highest rank
- that she became alarmed lest her descriptions should be accepted as proof
- that she was in the habit of meeting on terms of intimacy the types of
- English bourgeois which she had drawn.
- </p>
- <p>
- The ground-floor of Mr. Barlowe's house in the Poultry was given over to
- his business, which, as has already been mentioned, was that of a vendor
- of gold and silver lace. The walls carried shelves from floor to ceiling,
- and every shelf had its line of boxes enclosing samples of an abundant and
- valuable stock. The large room at the back was a sort of counting-house
- parlour, where Mr. Barlowe sat during the day with his son and an elderly
- clerk, ready for the customers, whose arrival was announced by the ringing
- of a spring.-bell. The scales for the weighing of the bullion and the
- worked gold and silver wire were suspended above, the broad counter in the
- shop, and from a hook between the shelves there hung a number of ruled
- forms with spaces for oz., dwt. and grs. On these were entered the
- particulars of the material supplied to the workmen who made up the lace
- as required. The upper part of the house was the home of the family, the
- spacious dining-room being in the front, its convex windows overhanging
- the busy thoroughfare. Opening off this apartment was an equally large
- drawingroom, and the furniture of both was of walnut made in the reign of
- Queen Anne, with an occasional piece of Dutch marqueterie of the heavier
- character favoured by the craftsmen of the previous sovereigns. The rooms
- themselves were panelled with oak and lighted by candles in brass sconces.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed to Fanny, on entering the diningroom, that every seat was
- occupied. But she soon saw that there were several vacant chairs. It was
- the imposing row of figures confronting her that made the room seem full,
- although only six persons were present besides young Mr. Barlowe and his
- parents, who met Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughter at the door. Fanny
- greeted Thomas at once, and she could see that his eyes were beaming, but
- with a rather more subdued light than shone in them on that night when he
- had pressed her hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was conscious, at the same time, of the approach of a big elderly
- gentleman, wearing a well-ordered wig, evidently newly curled, with a
- small lady clad in expensive and expansive black silk by his side. He was
- holding the tips of her fingers and they advanced in step as though they
- were starting to dance a minuet.
- </p>
- <p>
- They stood in front of her and her mother, while Thomas, moving to one
- side, said, making a low bow:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney, I have the honour to present to you my father, Mr. Barlowe,
- and my mother, Mrs. Barlowe. Mrs. Burney, madam, you are, I know, already
- acquainted with my parents.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The little lady curtsied and her husband made a fine shopkeeper's bow,
- first to Fanny, then to Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- The formality of the presentation was overwhelming to poor Fanny. She
- could feel herself blushing, and she certainly was more overcome than she
- had been when Count Orloff, the Russian, visited the house in St. Martin's
- Street and she gazed with awe upon the thumb that had, it was rumoured,
- pressed too rigidly the wind-pipe of the unfortunate Peter. All that she
- could do was to try to hide her confusion by the deepest of curtsies.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are sensible of the honour you have done us, madam,&rdquo; said Mr. Barlowe
- when he had recovered himself&mdash;he was addressing Fanny, ignoring for
- the moment the presence of Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Our son has spoken to us of you with great admiration, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said
- the little lady. &ldquo;But I protest that when I look at you I feel as King
- Solomon did when he saw the Queen of Sheba, the half has not been told.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, madam, you flatter me,&rdquo; said Fanny, trying to put some force into a
- voice that her shyness had rendered scarcely audible.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her stepmother, perceiving how she was suffering, hastened to greet in a
- much less formal way their host and hostess; but she had considerable
- difficulty in bringing them down to her level. It seemed that they had
- prepared some high phrases of welcome for their younger visitor only, and
- they had no mind that they should be wasted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My stepdaughter is of a retiring nature,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;She is quite
- unused to such ceremony as you honour her with. Well, Martha, how is the
- rheumatism?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>RS. BARLOWE did
- not seem half pleased to be brought down so from the high parallels of
- etiquette among which she had been soaring. But she had lost her place,
- and before she could recover herself, Fanny had slipped behind her
- stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ask me all about her rheumatism, madam, for 'tis me that knows more about
- it than her,&rdquo; said Mr. Barlowe, with a jerk of his thumb and a wink in the
- direction of his wife. The homely enquiry of Mrs. Burney had clearly
- forced him to throw off all ceremony and treat the visit of Miss Burney as
- an ordinary domestic incident.
- </p>
- <p>
- His wife would have none of this, however; she said in tones of stiff
- reproof:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Barlowe, you forget that the young lady has not been presented to
- Brother Jonathan or the Alderman. Thomas, it is for you to usher the lady
- into the presence of your uncles and aunts. Pray be not remiss, Thomas.
- There is no excuse for such an omission.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was only waiting until you had finished, ma'am,&rdquo; said Thomas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have finished,&rdquo; she replied, with a stiff nod. &ldquo;To be sure, 'twas my
- intention to express, in what I trust would be appropriate terms, our
- happiness in welcoming Miss Burney to our humble home; a few phrases of
- this sort were not thought out of place when I was young; but it appears
- that your father knows better what is <i>comme il faut</i> and <i>haut ton</i>
- than me. Bring the young lady forward, Thomas.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The younger Thomas looked dubiously from his mother to his father. He was
- uncommonly like an actor who had forgotten his part, Fanny thought&mdash;he
- had no initiative. Fanny herself was more at home than any of the
- household. While the young man hesitated, she walked up the room as if she
- meant to present herself to the six figures that sat in a row at the
- farther end.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas was beside her in a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, Miss Burney,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But I knew that mamma had at
- least two more welcomes for your ear, and I feared that she had forgot
- them. Do not you think that mamma speaks well? Perhaps it would be unjust
- to judge her by what she said&mdash;she only made a beginning. You will be
- delighted when you are going away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny felt that this prediction was certain to be realized.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, mamma's good-byes are as well worded as her greetings,&rdquo; he
- continued; &ldquo;a clergyman could scarcely better them; and I hope&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But now they were face to face with the six figures sitting in a row, and
- as his conversation was only designed as an accompaniment to the march of
- Fanny to this position, there was no reason to continue it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The figures were of two men and four ladies. The former were middle-aged
- and bore an expression of gravity that a judge might have envied. Their
- dress was sombre, but of the finest material possible to buy, and each of
- them was painfully conscious of being in unusual garments. Of course,
- Fanny saw in a moment that they were merchants wearing the garments in
- which they attended church.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of the four ladies, three were elderly and the fourth much younger. They
- wore their hair built up in a way that suggested that they desired to
- follow the fashion but had not the courage to complete the scheme with
- which they had started. The long and thin and highly-coloured feathers
- which crowned the stunted structures on their heads gave them the
- appearance of a picture of unfamiliar birds. Their dresses were extremely
- glossy and of an expensive material, but there was an eccentric note about
- all that made them seem not impressive as they should have been, but
- almost ludicrous. The youngest lady in the row showed unmistakable signs
- of being given to simpering. She had gone much further than the others of
- the party in the architecture of her hair, but that was possibly because
- the material at her command was more abundant. The dressing of her hair,
- however, was by no means in sympathy with the style of her garments, the
- latter being simple and indeed rather too girlish for the wearer, who
- looked between twenty-five and thirty.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was an extraordinary ordeal that confronted Miss Burney, for young Mr.
- Barlowe began presenting her to the group, starting from his left and
- working slowly to the last of the row on the right. There was she with the
- young man standing close to her, but sideways, doing the formalities of
- presenting her, while his father and mother stood behind to see that he
- omitted nothing. Mrs. Burney, a little way apart, was alternately smiling
- and frowning at the ceremonial. She could see, from observing the effect
- that the whole business was producing upon Fanny, that the Barlowes were
- defeating their own ends, assuming that they desired Fanny to become a
- member of their family. These absurd formalities were, Mrs. Burney knew,
- quite out of place in a private house. But what could she do to cut them
- short? She had made an attempt before, and it was received in anything but
- a friendly spirit by their hostess, so that she did not feel inclined to
- interfere again: the thing must run its course, she felt, reflecting upon
- it as though it were a malady. There was no means of curtailing it.
- </p>
- <p>
- And its course was a slow one for the unhappy victim.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney, I have the honour to present my aunt on my mother's side&mdash;Mrs.
- Alderman Kensit,&rdquo; droned Thomas, and the lady on the extreme left rose at
- the mention of her name and made a carefully prepared curtsey, while the
- sky-blue feather in her hair jerked awkwardly forward until the end almost
- touched her nose.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Proud to meet Miss Burney, I vow,&rdquo; said she as she rose; and anyone could
- see from the expression on her face that she was satisfied that she had
- gone far in proving her claim to be looked on as a lady of fashion. She
- had never said &ldquo;I vow&rdquo; before, and she knew that it had startled her
- relations. She felt that she could not help that. Miss Burney would
- understand that she was face to face with someone who had mingled with the
- best.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And this is Aunt Maria, father's sister, Mrs. Hutchings,&rdquo; came the voice
- of Thomas, and the second lady bobbed up with quivering feathers and made
- a well-practised curtsey. She did not trust herself to speak. Having heard
- her neighbour's &ldquo;I vow,&rdquo; she knew that she could not go farther. She would
- not compete with such an exponent of the mysteries of <i>haut ton</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And this is Alderman Kensit of the Common Council; he is my uncle on my
- mother's side&mdash;mother is a Kensit, you know,&rdquo; resumed Thomas. &ldquo;And
- this is Aunt Jelicoe. My mother's sister married Mr. Jelicoe, of Tooley
- Street. And this is my cousin, Miss Jelicoe. I am sure that you will like
- Miss Jelicoe, Miss Burney, she is so young.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The youngest lady of the group simpered with great shyness, concealing
- half her face with her fan and holding her head to one side, and then
- pretending to be terribly fluttered. Her curtsey was made in a flurry, and
- with a little exclamation of &ldquo;Oh, la!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Another uncle only remained to be presented; he turned out to be Mr.
- Jonathan Barlowe, and he was, Thomas whispered half audibly to Fanny, in
- trade in the Indies.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was all over, curtsies and bows and exclamations&mdash;echoes of the
- world of fashion and elsewhere&mdash;she had been presented to every
- member of the row and they had resumed their seats, while she hastened to
- the side of her stepmother, hot and breathless. She had never before been
- subjected to such an ordeal. She had gladly agreed to accompany her
- stepmother to this house, for she hoped thereby to increase her
- observation of a class of people who repaid her study of them; but she had
- no notion that she should have to vacate her place as an Observer and take
- up that of a Participator. She was to pay dearly for her experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was burning, her stepmother could see; and she believed that this was
- due to her mortification on noticing that the dress of the ladies was
- infinitely more expensive than hers. That would be enough to make any
- young woman with ordinary susceptibilities indignant, she felt; and she
- herself, having had an opportunity of giving some attention to the
- expensive silks&mdash;she could appraise their value to a penny&mdash;was
- conscious of some chagrin on this account. She was almost out of patience
- with her old friend, Martha Barlowe, for making all this parade. The
- foolish woman had done so, she knew, in order to impress Miss Burney and
- to give her to understand that she was becoming associated with no
- ordinary family. But Mrs. Burney had seen enough since she had left Lynn
- for London to know that Fanny would not be the least impressed except in
- the direction of boredom by such an excess of ceremony in the house of a
- tradesman. She had heard Fanny's comment upon the gorgeous chariot which
- Sir Joshua Reynolds had set up, and she could not doubt what Fanny's
- opinion would be regarding this simple tea to which she had consented to
- go at the Barlowes' house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had hurried to her side as soon as she had passed the row of uncles
- and aunts. She thought that the girl seemed overcome by the tedium of the
- formalities; but in a few minutes she saw that Fanny was on the verge of
- laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney could not say whether she would rather that her charge became
- moody or hilarious.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eight separate curtsies,&rdquo; murmured Fanny. &ldquo;If there are to be the same
- number going away we should begin at once.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney thought it better not to reprove her for her flippancy just at
- that moment. She condoned it with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only a minute were the Burneys left to themselves. Mr. Barlowe, the elder,
- walked solemnly up to them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Going on nicely, eh?&rdquo; he said in a confidential way to Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;Everything being done decently and in order, madam. There has been no
- cause of offence up to the present, though there are three persons in that
- row who are as ready to see an offence where none is meant as a bunch of
- flax to break into flame when a spark falls on it. The young lady is
- discreet; if she had spoken to any one of them and not to the others,
- there would have been a flare-up. The touchy ones belong to my wife's
- family. She was a Kensit, you know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made this explanation behind his hand and in a whisper; he saw that his
- wife and son had been in earnest consultation together over some vexed
- question, and now they were hovering about, waiting to catch his eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I spoke too soon,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Something has gone astray, and the blame
- will fall on me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They hovered still nearer, and when he caught his eye, Thomas, the
- younger, stepped up to his father, saying something in his ear. Mrs.
- Barlowe went on hovering a yard or two away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That would never do,&rdquo; said her husband, evidently in reply to some
- remonstrance offered by young Thomas. &ldquo;Never. The whole of the Kensits
- would take offence.&rdquo; Then he turned again to Mrs. Burney, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mrs. Burney, madam, my son has just reminded me that I have been remiss
- in doing my duty. It was left to me to present you to our relations at the
- head of the room, but I failed to do so, my mind being too full of the
- pretty curtsies of Miss. But I am ready to make amends now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney had observed a little twinkle in Fanny's eye; she had no
- notion of going through the ordeal to which Fanny had been subjected,
- though the spectacle would doubtless have diverted Fanny hugely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; she said quickly to the waiting gentleman, &ldquo;Nay, sir; you have
- forgotten that the presentation of a lady's daughter is equivalent to the
- presentation of the lady herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, is that so?&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Rest assured that it is,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;and an excellent rule it is. It
- saves a repetition of a formality that is now frequently omitted in the
- private houses of simple folk like ourselves. Lend me your arm, sir. I
- shall soon make myself at home with Martha's relations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not give him a chance of discussing the point with her; she saw
- that he was about to state his objections to the rule she had invented for
- her own saving, and she was already in advance of him in approaching the
- row of figures on the chairs against the wall. Fanny heard her greeting
- them in turn without any formality, and once again Thomas, the younger,
- was by her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- His mother was still hovering, glancing suspiciously, first at the young
- couple, and then at the hasty proceedings of her friend, Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was unlike father to make so grave an omission, Miss Burney,&rdquo; he said,
- apologetically.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope that no harm will come of it,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;I am afraid that you
- found us very homely folk at our little house when you did us the honour
- of visiting us,&rdquo; she added.
- </p>
- <p>
- He waved his hand indulgently, smiling over her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am always ready to take my place in such a circle,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;though
- all the time I have a pretty full knowledge of the exchange of courtesies
- which should mark the introduction of a stranger. Oh, yes, I do not mind
- meeting some people as an equal, if they do not presume upon me
- afterwards. Your brother has gone back to sea, I hear?&rdquo; he added.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, we shall not see him again for two years,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Did he
- presume upon you, sir? If so, I will take it upon me to offer you a humble
- apology.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was considering if it might be possible that he was himself mistaken in
- regard to the ear-trumpet,&rdquo; said Thomas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet? What of that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lieutenant Burney told me that it was a newly invented musical
- instrument, blown by the ear instead of the mouth. It was not until I had
- spoken of it to my father that I learned that the instrument was an
- ear-trumpet used by the deaf. I had never seen one before. I wonder if
- your brother intentionally deceived me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My brother is an officer in His Majesty's Fleet, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does that mean, miss?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It means that he would resent an accusation of falsehood, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not misunderstand me; I would shrink from accusing him of any
- conduct unworthy of an officer and a gentleman. But I was certainly
- deceived in fancying that the ear-trumpet was a musical instrument.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny made no reply. Her attention was directed to the entrance of two
- servants, one bearing a large urn, the other a dish on which lay an
- immense ham.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope you have an appetite, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said young Thomas. &ldquo;If so, you
- will be able to stay it at that table, I'll warrant. Tea and cake may be
- well enough for such as dine at four, but for us, who are three hours
- earlier, something more substantial is needed. You will find that there is
- no stint in this house.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had an idea that the young man meant to suggest that she would find
- the tea-table at the Poultry to make a striking contrast to that of St.
- Martin's Street; and she was not mistaken.
- </p>
- <p>
- Neither was he. A greater contrast could scarcely be imagined. When Fanny
- was formally conducted to a seat at the table by the side of young Mr.
- Barlowe, she found herself confronting such a variety of eatables as was
- absolutely bewildering. The first glance that she had at the dishes had a
- stunning effect upon her. Her impression was one of repletion; she felt
- that that glance was by itself equivalent to a hearty meal&mdash;a heavy
- meal. She felt inclined to turn her head away.
- </p>
- <p>
- But a moment afterwards she became alert. Here was food&mdash;ample food
- for an amusing letter to Mr. Crisp, and, later, for a chapter in a
- possible novel. She would let nothing escape her notice.
- </p>
- <p>
- She settled down to observe everything; and her stepmother, sitting
- opposite to her, knew from the twinkle in her eyes, that Thomas's suit was
- hopeless. She had heard that music is the food of love. She was not sure
- of this; but she was convinced that butcher's meat was not. That was where
- she saw that Thomas had made his mistake. He had placed too much
- dependence upon that great ham. He carved that ham with all the solemnity
- that should accompany such a rite, not knowing that he was slicing away
- all his chances of commending himself to Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was an
- interesting experience for Miss Burney, the writer of novels and the
- writer of letters. She had never sat down with such a company. They all
- had their table peculiarities. One uncle took ale for his tea, and drained
- a tankard before eating anything. The other claimed a particular cup on
- account of its capacity, and he held it to his mouth with one hand, while
- he passed a second down the table to Miss Burney, only spilling a spoonful
- or two in effecting the transit. One of the aunts refused to eat anything
- except cake, explaining, in order to relieve the anxiety of the company,
- the details of an acute attack of spleen from which she had recently
- suffered. The spleen and its humours formed the subject of a fitful
- conversation at her end of the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- But it was plain that everyone understood that the company had not come to
- the table for conversation, but for food. They did not converse, but that
- was not the same as saying the room was silent. There was a constant
- clanging of cups, a constant clatter of platters, a loud and insistent
- demand on the part of Thomas, the elder, and Thomas, the younger, for
- their guests to say what they would like to eat. This was followed by the
- handing of plates up and down the table, the sound of steel knives being
- sharpened, and the jingle of spoons in saucers. The Alderman, who was, of
- course, an authority on the etiquette of banquets, was formulating an
- elaborate explanation of the mistake that had been made in the service of
- the cold sirloin in advance of the venison pasty; and all the time his
- neighbour was striking the haft of his knife upon the table with a request
- for someone to pass him the pickles.
- </p>
- <p>
- All the ceremonial veneer had plainly left the company the moment they
- seated themselves, and they addressed themselves to the business of
- feeding. They had healthy appetites&mdash;even the lady who had had a
- recent attack of the spleen. She would eat nothing but cake, but she did
- eat cake with confidence. There was no sort of cake that she did not try,
- and her cup was kept in constant circulation from the tea-maker to herself&mdash;four
- times she had it refilled, Fanny could not help noticing, and she wondered
- what effect such a diet would have upon her capricious spleen. Fanny had
- an inward hint or two that she had observed quite enough of the party to
- serve her purpose, and she began to count the moments until she might be
- able to steal away without offending the susceptibilities of her
- over-hospitable host and hostess. She hoped that her stepmother would
- listen to her plea of weariness and take her back to St. Martin's Street&mdash;to
- the music of St. Martin's Street&mdash;to the quiet of St. Martin's
- Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- The most solid hour of her life had, however, to elapse before her
- fellow-guests pushed their plates (empty) away from them, and Mrs. Barlowe
- said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid you have made a poor tea, Miss Burney; but if you cannot be
- persuaded to have a slice of ham&mdash;my son's ham, I call it, for 'tis
- he who picks it out of the curer's stock whenever we have a party&mdash;if
- you still refuse it, we might go to the drawing-room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was on her feet in an instant. But not sooner than Alderman Kensit.
- That gentleman, rapping with the haft of his knife on the table, stood
- with a sheaf of notes in his hand and clearing his throat with great
- deliberation, started upon a speech in eulogy of Mr. Barlowe's merits as a
- host and as a merchant, and droned away for a good half-hour in praise of
- the virtue of hospitality, his text being on the possibility of
- entertaining angels unawares. Of course, it was only natural that, having
- got upon this track and with the word &ldquo;angels&rdquo; in his mind, he should go
- on to say that it was quite possible for a hospitably-inclined person to
- entertain an angel and be fully cognizant of the fact, and so forth: in a
- speech of well-worn platitudes such a suggestion seemed inevitable; and
- all eyes were directed to poor Fanny when it seemed impending. It was a
- great disappointment to everybody&mdash;except Fanny and her stepmother&mdash;when
- the orator skipped the expected phrases, and went on to describe a
- business visit which he had once made to Spain, apropos of nothing in
- particular. His account of this feat was familiar to all his relations,
- but they listened to him without a murmur, only wondering when he would
- come to the angel and Miss Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- He never came to the angel and Miss Burney, for it so happened that he had
- turned over two pages of his notes when he should have only turned over
- one. The omitted platitude was on the first, and he failed to notice the
- absence of a platitudinal sequence in the heads of his discourse which he
- had jotted down during the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had seated himself, Mr. Barlowe, the elder, got upon his feet, but
- he had no notes, and not being a member of the Common Council, he was not
- a past-master of commonplaces. He was only dull for about five minutes
- instead of half an hour. He had risen with a view to repair his relative's
- omission of that obvious point about entertaining an angel by appointment
- in the shape of Miss Burney, but he lost himself before he managed to
- deliver it; it swam out of his ken with several other points the moment he
- got upon his legs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fully recognizing how narrow was the escape she had had, Fanny was
- resolved not to run any further chances. She was looking imploringly
- toward Mrs. Burney, trying to catch that lady's eye, but without success,
- and she was about to walk round the table to her side and to beg her to
- come away, when Mrs. Barlowe moved up to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;I am afraid you did not get anything you liked
- at the table: I saw that you scarce ate more than a morsel of cake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I assure you, madam, I had enough,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Your cake was so tasty I
- had no mind to go away from it in search of other delicacies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad you liked it. I made it with my own hands,&rdquo; said the hostess.
- &ldquo;That cake was ever a favourite with Mr. Barlowe and my son. It pleases me
- to know that you and my son have tastes in common. He is a good son, is
- Thomas, though I say it that shouldn't; and he is making his way to the
- front by treading in his father's footsteps. Mr. Barlowe is not a Common
- Councilman, but his father, Thomas's grandfather, was for a year
- Deputy-Master of the Wyre Drawers' Company&mdash;his certificate still
- hangs on the wall of the drawing-room. You must see it. Thomas, you will
- show Miss Burney your grandfather's certificate as Deputy-Master.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like very much to see it,&rdquo; said Fanny quickly, &ldquo;but I fear that
- mamma will wish me to accompany her home at once. My sisters are alone
- to-night and they will feel lonely: we promised to return early.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will get Mrs. Burney's permission for you&mdash;so good an opportunity
- should not be thrown away,&rdquo; said Mrs. Barlowe, giving the latter part of
- her sentence an unmistakable inflection as she looked toward her son and
- smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had gone round the table before Fanny could think of another excuse
- for evading the visit to the drawing-room in the company of Mr. Barlowe,
- the younger.
- </p>
- <p>
- And Mr. Barlowe, the younger, was still by her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Doesn't Uncle Kensit make a fine speech?&rdquo; he inquired. &ldquo;He is always
- ready. I have heard it said that he speaks longer than any Alderman in the
- Council.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can quite believe it,&rdquo; replied Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tis a wonderful gift,&rdquo; said he&mdash;&ldquo;to be always ready to say what one
- is expected to say. Though I did think that when he referred to the angels
- he meant to&mdash;to&mdash;go farther&mdash;I mean nearer-nearer home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thomas might himself have gone farther had his mother not returned at that
- moment from her diplomatic errand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have prevailed upon Mrs. Burney to let you stay to see the
- certificate,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Thomas, you will conduct Miss Burney to the
- drawing-room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that mamma would wish to see the certificate also,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;I will ask her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no need, Miss Burney: we shall all join you later,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Barlowe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Poor Fanny saw that there was no use trying to evade the attentions of
- Thomas, and as she walked toward the folding doors by his side she was
- conscious of a silence in the room and of all eyes being turned upon her&mdash;smiles&mdash;such
- knowing smiles&mdash;and a smirk from the young lady. Fanny was aware of
- all, and what she was too short-sighted to see she was able to imagine.
- She was burning at the thought of all those people gazing at her in
- silence. It was the most trying moment of her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- She passed through the door which Thomas opened for her and closed behind
- her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad to have this opportunity, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said he, when they were
- alone in the big half-lighted room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must hold your grandfather's certificate in high esteem, sir,&rdquo; said
- she. &ldquo;I suppose so high a place as he reached is but rarely attained by
- mortals. You will have to guide me to the document: I have very poor
- eyesight, as you must have noticed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a great drawback,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But we will not talk about
- grandfather's certificate just yet, if you please: I have something to say
- to you that will, I hope, interest you even more than that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You surprise me, sir,&rdquo; said Fanny icily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I hope that you know me well enough not to be surprised by all that
- I have to reveal to you now that the opportunity has been given to me.
- Have you no inkling of what I am about to say, Miss Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not the least, sir. I expected only to see that relic of your
- grandfather's honourable career.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, after meeting Uncle Kensit and Aunt Jelicoe, you do not feel
- interested in their families?&rdquo; said he, in a tone of genuine surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny looked at him before she spoke, and there certainly was more than a
- note of casual interest in her voice as she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Their families? Oh, I should like above all things to hear about their
- families.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that you would,&rdquo; said he, apparently much relieved. (She wondered
- if the relief that she felt was as apparent as his.) &ldquo;Yes, I felt certain
- that you would welcome this opportunity of learning something about the
- Kensits and the Jelicoes. They are remarkable people, as you cannot have
- failed to perceive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a pause&mdash;-a pause that somehow had an interrogative tendency.
- She felt that he meant it to be filled up by her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are remarkable people&mdash;very remarkable,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are very fortunate in all our relations, Miss Burney,&rdquo; said he with
- great solemnity. &ldquo;But, of course, Uncle Kensit stands high above them all
- in force of character. A great man indeed is Alderman Kensit&mdash;a
- member of the Haberdashers' and Grocers' Companies as well as the City
- Council, and yet quite ready to meet ordinary persons as fellow-men. He
- had heard the name of your friend, Sir Joshua Reynolds, though not the
- name of Dr. Burney, and he was kind enough to say that he would have no
- objection in the world to meet either of these gentlemen. That shows you
- what sort of man he is&mdash;his fine, simple nature. 'If Dr. Burney or
- Sir Joshua Reynolds were duly presented to me, I should feel it my duty to
- be civil to him '&mdash;those were his exact words.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Once more there was an interrogative pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps they may be fortunate enough to meet him some day,&rdquo; was all Fanny
- could trust herself to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would not say so much to them&mdash;he is very busy just now,&rdquo; said
- Thomas hastily. &ldquo;It would have to be arranged with care and thought&mdash;I
- would not like them to be disappointed. But if it would please you, I
- daresay a meeting could be brought about; meantime, I would not raise up
- any false hopes on the matter, if I were you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may depend on my preserving the strictest secrecy, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; said
- Fanny. &ldquo;I should think that I might even discipline myself to forget that
- such a person as Alderman Kensit existed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That would perhaps be the safest course to pursue,&rdquo; said he thoughtfully,
- and with an air of prudence that made him for the moment the subject of a
- description after Fanny's own heart. She felt that she could fool this
- young man as easily as her brother had fooled him. Surely he was made to
- be fooled, with his solemn airs and his incapacity to distinguish what is
- worthy from what is pompous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;Dr. Burney has had it intimated to him since the
- publication of his 'History' that the King was desirous of talking to him
- at Windsor, and I know that Sir Joshua is being visited daily by the
- Duchess of Devonshire and the Duchess of Ancaster, and it would be a great
- pity if my father were forced to write excusing himself to His Majesty on
- account of having to meet Alderman&mdash;Alderman&mdash;I protest that I
- have already forgotten the gentleman's name&mdash;nay, do not tell it to
- me; I might be tempted to boast of having met him, and if I did so in Sir
- Joshua's presence, his beautiful Duchesses would be forlorn when they
- found that he had hurried away on the chance of meeting the Alderman. And
- now, sir, I think that I shall return to Mrs. Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I have not told you half of what I can tell about our family,&rdquo; he
- cried. &ldquo;I have said nothing about my aunts&mdash;I have four aunts and
- eleven cousins. You would surely like to hear of my cousins. They do not
- all live in London. I have three as far away as Lewes; their name is
- Johnson. My mother's youngest sister married a Johnson, as you may have
- heard. I believe that some objection was raised to the match at first, but
- it turned out quite satisfactory.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is pleasant to know that; and so, sir, as we have come to this point,
- don't you think that we had better adjourn our conference?&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;It would be doing the Johnson family a grave injustice were you to
- attempt to describe their virtues within the time that is left to us, and
- that would be the greatest catastrophe of all. Besides, I came hither all
- unprepared for these revelations. If you had hinted at what was in store
- for me I would, of course, have disciplined myself&mdash;forewarned is
- forearmed, you know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Burney had received many a lesson from Mr. Garrick, from the days
- when he had come to entertain her in the nursery, in the art of fooling,
- and she was now quite capable of holding her own when she found herself in
- the presence of so foolable a person as this egregious young man. But the
- game was apt to become wearisome at the close of an evening when she had
- suffered much, and when the subject of her raillery had shown himself to
- be incapable even of suspecting her of practising on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But there is Aunt Jelicoe; I should like to tell you something of Aunt
- Jelicoe,&rdquo; pleaded Thomas. &ldquo;Without any of the advantages of her parents,
- Aunt Jelicoe&mdash;and&mdash;oh, I have something more to say to you&mdash;not
- about them&mdash;about ourselves&mdash;you and me&mdash;I was nearly
- forgetting&mdash;you will stay&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One cannot remember everything, Mr. Barlowe,&rdquo; said Fanny, with her hand
- on the knob of the door. &ldquo;You have done very well, I think, in remembering
- so much as you have told me. As for ourselves&mdash;you have quite
- convinced me of my own insignificance&mdash;and yours also, sir. You would
- be doing us a grave injustice were you to speak of us so soon after your
- estimable relations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps you are right,&rdquo; said he, after a few moments of frowning thought.
- &ldquo;Yes. I see now that it might have been wiser if I had begun with
- ourselves and then&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny had turned the handle. She re-entered the dining-room, and the
- moment that she appeared silence fell upon the company, and once again she
- was conscious of many eyes gazing at her and of horrid smiles and a smirk.
- That was another ordeal for the shy little Miss Burney&mdash;it was an
- evening of ordeals.
- </p>
- <p>
- She walked straight across the room to her stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am ready to go away now,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;We have never stayed at any house
- so long when we only came for tea. I am tired to death.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She took care, of course, that Mrs. Burney only should hear her; and Mrs.
- Burney, being well aware that Fanny was not one to complain unless with
- ample cause, charitably interposed between her and Mrs. Barlowe, whom she
- saw bearing down upon her from the other side of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fanny and I will say our good-night to you now, my dear Martha,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;You have treated us far too kindly. That must be our excuse for
- staying so long. When people drop in to tea they do not, as a rule, stop
- longer than an hour, as you know. But you overwhelmed us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was hoping&mdash;&rdquo; began Mrs. Barlowe, trying to get on to Fanny, but
- by the adroitness of Mrs. Burney, not succeeding. &ldquo;I was hoping&mdash;you
- know what I was hoping&mdash;we were all hoping&mdash;expecting&mdash;they
- were in the drawing-room long enough.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney gave her a confidential look, which she seemed to interpret
- easily enough. She replied by a confidential nod&mdash;the nod of one who
- understands a signal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mum it shall be, then,&rdquo; she whispered. &ldquo;Not a word will come from me,
- simply good-night; but we could all have wished&mdash;never mind, Thomas
- will tell us all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney allowed her to pass on to Fanny, having obtained her promise
- not to bother the girl&mdash;that was how Mrs. Burney framed the promise
- in her own mind&mdash;and Mrs. Barlowe kept faith with her, and even
- persuaded Alderman Kensit, who was approaching them slowly with a sheaf of
- notes in his hand, to defer their delivery in the form of a speech until
- the young woman had gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- And thus the visitors from St. Martin's Street were able to escape going
- through the formality of taking leave of all the party. They shook hands
- only with their host and hostess and their son, curtseying very politely
- to the company of relations.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are warm-hearted people, but their weakness for ceremony and the
- like is foolish enough,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney to Fanny, when they were safe
- within the hackney carriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, indeed, there is no harm in any of them,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;They may be a
- little foolish in thinking that the Poultry is St. James's Palace or
- Buckingham House. The only one among them who is an arrant fool is the
- son. You saw how his mother made it up that he should lead me into the
- other room?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was maladroitly done indeed. What had he to say to you when he got you
- there, I wonder?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He had nothing to say to me except that his uncles were second in all the
- virtues and all the talents to no man in town, and that his aunts and
- cousins&mdash;but he did not get so far in his praise of his aunts and
- cousins; I fled. Oh, did you see him cut slices off the ham?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed quite pleasantly, with a consciousness of having at her
- command the material on which to found a scene that would set her sisters
- shrieking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, if Mr. Garrick had but seen him carve that ham!&rdquo; she cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wish that Mr. Garrick would give all his attention to his own affairs
- and leave us to manage ours in our own way,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What? Why, what had Mr. Garrick to do with our visit to&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twas Mr. Garrick who continued his fooling of Mr. Kendal, sending him
- all over the town trying to make matches. He believes that he is under a
- debt of gratitude to Mr. Garrick and your father for the happiness he
- enjoys with his bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he suggested that a match might be made between someone in St.
- Martins Street and someone in the Poultry? But how does Mr. Kendal come to
- be acquainted with the Barlowes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His wife was a Johnson before she married her first husband, and the
- Johnsons are closely connected with the Barlowes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Young Mr. Barlowe was just coming to the family history of the Johnsons
- when I interrupted him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was he coming to any other matter that concerned you more closely, think
- you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed again, only much longer this time than before. She had to
- wipe her eyes before she could answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear mamma,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;you would laugh as heartily if you had seen him
- when he suddenly recollected that in his eagerness to make me acquainted
- with the glories of the Kensits and the abilities of the Johnsons, he had
- neglected the object of his excursion to that room with my poor self,
- until it was too late.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I doubt it,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I do not laugh at incidents of that sort.
- I lose patience when I hear of a young man neglecting his chances when
- they are offered to him. But had he ever a chance with you, Fanny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not the remotest, dear mamma. If he had remembered to speak in time, and
- if he had spoken with all the eloquence of his admirable uncle, the
- Alderman, he would not have succeeded. If Thomas Barlowe were the last man
- in the world I should e'en die an old maid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a foolish thing for you to say. You may die an old maid for that.
- But indeed when I saw young Mr. Barlowe in his home, I perceived that he
- was not for you. I could not see you a member of that family, worthy
- though they may be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think if a girl loves a young man with all her heart she will agree to
- marry him, however worthy may be his family,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;But I am not
- that girl, and young Mr. Barlowe is not that man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I daresay that is how you feel,&rdquo; said the elder lady. &ldquo;But you must not
- forget, Fanny, that you are no longer a girl; it is quite time that you
- had a house of your own.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is true, dear mamma, but for the present I am happy in living in
- your house, and I ask for nothing better than to be allowed to stay in
- your service.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is all very well, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, do not introduce that 'but'&mdash;life would be thoroughly happy if
- it were not for its 'buts.' Here we are in Leicester Fields. I feel as if
- I should like a roast apple for supper, to put a pleasant taste in my
- mouth at the close of the longest day I can remember.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They entered the parlour on the ground floor, and found Lottie and Susy
- roasting apples on the hearth, while Dr. Burney sat in his chair reading.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not expect you back so soon,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney to her husband.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not mean to return for another hour,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;but Sir Joshua left
- early and brought me with him in his coach. He cut his evening short in
- order to get back to a book which he affirms is the best he has read since
- Fielding.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would have to be a good book to take the attention of Sir Joshua,&rdquo;
- said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;Did you hear what was its name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is called 'Evelina,' I believe,&rdquo; replied Dr. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A novel, of course. I remember hearing the name some time ago,&rdquo; said his
- wife. &ldquo;'Evelina'; yes, it has a familiar sound. I cannot recollect at this
- moment who it was that mentioned it to me. I believe I told you of it at
- the time, Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not remember your telling me that anyone had mentioned it to you;
- but I am nearly sure that that was the name of the novel advertised in the
- <i>Chronicle</i>&mdash;you read out all about it after breakfast one
- morning,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are quite right&mdash;that was how I got the name in my mind. Now you
- can have your roasted apple, child. But if you are hungry you have only
- yourself to thank for it. Don't bend so over the fire, Susy; your face is
- frightfully fed&mdash;so, for that matter, is Lottie's. No, thanks, you
- need not roast one for me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>OME weeks had
- passed since Cousin Edward had brought his exhilarating news that the book
- was being asked for at the libraries, and during this interval, Fanny had
- heard nothing of its progress. She had applied in the name of Mr. Grafton
- for a copy to be addressed to the Orange Coffee House, but Mr. Lowndes had
- paid no attention to her request, Edward found out on going to the Coffee
- House, so it seemed plain to Fanny that the book was not making the stir
- in the world that her cousin's report from the libraries had attributed to
- it. But here was a distinct proof that it had at last reached their own
- circle, and somehow Fanny and her sisters felt that this meant fame.
- Somehow they had come to think of the readers of the book as being very
- remote from them&mdash;people whom they were never likely to meet; they
- had never thought of the possibility of its being named under their own
- roof by anyone not in the secret of its authorship. But now the strange
- thing had come to pass: it was not only named by their father, but named
- with the most extraordinary recommendation that it could receive!
- </p>
- <p>
- What! Sir Joshua was not only reading it, but he had curtailed his stay at
- the club in order to get home to continue it! Sir Joshua had actually been
- content to forsake the society of his brilliant friends, every one of them
- more or less notable in the world, in order that he might read the story
- which Fanny Burney had written all out of her own head!
- </p>
- <p>
- The idea was simply astounding to the girls and to Fanny herself as well.
- It meant fame, they were assured, and they were right. It took such a hold
- upon Susy and Lottie as prevented them from giving any attention to
- Fanny's amusing account of the evening at the Barlowes'; and the fun she
- made&mdash;modelled on Mr. Garrick's best nursery style&mdash;of the
- Alderman and Mrs. Alderman, with the speeches of the one and the St.
- Giles's curtsies of the other, went for quite as little as did her
- imitation of the bobbing of the crown feathers of the aunts and the
- rustling of their dresses, the material of which was too expensive to be
- manageable: the thick silk was, Fanny said, like a valuable horse,
- impatient of control. She showed how it stood round them in massive folds
- when they curtsied, refusing to respond to the many kicks they dealt it to
- keep it in its place.
- </p>
- <p>
- From the recalcitrant silks&mdash;with illustrations&mdash;Fanny had gone
- to the slicing of the ham, the hacking at the great sirloin, the clatter
- of the teacups, and the never-ending passing of plates and pickles, of
- mustard and pepper and salt&mdash;the things were moving round the table
- as the planets were shown circling round the sun in the clever invention
- called the Orrery, after one of the titles of the Earl of Cork&mdash;only
- the noise made by the perpetual handing on of the things did not suggest
- the music of the spheres, Fanny said.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her descriptions, bright though they were and full of apt metaphors, went
- for nothing. Her sisters were too full of that wonderful thing which had
- happened&mdash;the great Sir Joshua Reynolds, President of the Royal
- Academy, the painter of all the most beautiful duchesses that were in the
- world, to say nothing of beautiful ladies of less exalted rank&mdash;this
- great man, who was so busy conferring immortality upon duchesses that he
- was compelled to keep in his painting-room on Sundays as well as every
- other day, and who had never been known to suspend his work except upon
- the occasion of the death of his dear friend Dr. Goldsmith&mdash;this man
- was actually at that very moment sitting in his arm-chair eagerly reading
- the words which their sister Fanny had written!
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought was too wonderful for them. The effect that it had on them was
- to make them feel that they had two sisters in Fanny, the one a pleasant,
- homely, hem-stitching girl, who could dance the Nancy Dawson jig for them
- and take off all the people whom she met and thought worth taking off; the
- other a grave authoress, capable of writing books that great men forsook
- the society of other great men to read!
- </p>
- <p>
- They looked on her now with something of awe in their eyes, and it was
- this lens of awe which, while magnifying her work as a writer where it
- came into their focus, made them fail to appreciate her fun, for they saw
- it, as it were, through the edges of the lens and not through the centre.
- </p>
- <p>
- She quickly perceived the lack of sympathy of her audience.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is the matter with you both to-night?&rdquo; she cried&mdash;they were now
- upstairs in her room, and she knew that at the same moment Mrs. Burney was
- giving her husband an account of the party. &ldquo;What is the matter with you
- both? Has anything happened when I was away to put you out? Why don't you
- laugh as usual? I am sure I never told you anything half so funny as this,
- and I was thinking all the way coming home that it would make you roar,
- and now you sit gravely looking at me and not taking in half I say. Pray,
- what is the matter?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing is the matter, dear,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Nothing&mdash;only I can't
- help thinking that Sir Joshua is at this moment sitting eagerly reading
- the book that you wrote&mdash;you, sister Fanny, that no one who comes to
- us notices particularly. I can hardly bring myself to believe that there
- is only one Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny looked at her strangely for some moments, and then said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not blame you, dear; for I am myself of the same way of thinking: I
- cannot realize what the padre told us. I cannot think of myself as the
- Fanny Burney whose book is keeping Sir Joshua out of his bed. That is why
- I kept on harping like a fool on the single string of that odious party. I
- feel that I must keep on talking, lest my poor brain should give way when
- I sit down to think if I am really Fanny Burney, who was ever happiest
- sitting unnoticed in a corner when people came to this house, or laughing
- with you all up here. I cannot think how it would be possible for me to
- write a book that could be read by such as Sir Joshua.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better think nothing more about it,&rdquo; said Susy, who fancied she saw a
- strange look in Fanny's eyes. &ldquo;What's the good of brooding over the
- matter? There's nothing strange about Sir Joshua's reading the book: I
- read it and I told you that it was so lovely everybody would want to read
- it. Besides, Sir Joshua may only have mentioned it for want of a better
- excuse to leave the club early; so you may not be so famous after all,
- Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy's well-meant attempt to restore her threatened equilibrium was too
- much for Fanny. But there was a considerable interval before her laughter
- came. She put an arm about Susy, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have spoken the truth, my dear sister. I have no right to give myself
- airs until we find out exactly how we stand. But if Fanny Burney, the
- dunce, should find out to-morrow that Sir Joshua has not really been kept
- out of his bed in order to read 'Evelina' by Fanny Burney, the writer, the
- first Fanny will feel dreadfully mortified.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One thing I can promise you,&rdquo; said Susy, &ldquo;and this is that Susannah
- Burney will not be kept out of her bed any longer talking to Fanny Burney
- about Fanny Burney's novel, whether Fanny Burney be mortified or not. We
- shall know all about the matter when we go to the Reynolds's to-morrow. In
- the meantime, I hope to have some hours of sleep, though I daresay that
- Fanny Burney will lie awake as a proper authoress should do, thinking over
- the exciting party in the Poultry and wondering how she will work in a
- description of it in her next novel. Good-night, and pleasant dreams! Come
- along, Lottie.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And Fanny Burney did just what her sister had predicted she would do. She
- recalled some of the incidents of the tea-party in the Poultry, having
- before her, not as she had in the hackney coach, the possibility of
- describing them in a letter to Mr. Crisp, but of introducing them into a
- new book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before she slept she had made up her mind to begin a new book; for she now
- found it comparatively easy to believe that Sir Joshua was reading
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; with great interest. At any rate, she would hear the next day
- when she should go to the Reynolds's, whether Sir Joshua had read it, or
- whether he had only made it an excuse for getting home early in the night,
- so that he might arise early and refreshed to resume his painting of the
- duchesses.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the next evening, when, with her sisters and their stepmother she
- tripped along the hundred yards or so of Leicester Fields that lay between
- their house and that of Sir Joshua Reynolds, all thoughts of the book
- which she had written and of the book which she meant to write, vanished
- the moment that she was close enough to Sir Joshua's to hear, with any
- measure of clearness, the nature of the singing, the sound of which fell
- gently upon her ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H'sh!&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, stopping a few feet from the door. &ldquo;H'sh! some
- one is singing. I did not know that it was to be a musical party.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is Signor Rauzzini,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;I would know his voice anywhere. We
- are lucky. There is no one who can sing like Signor Rauzzini.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We should have come earlier,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;But when Miss Reynolds
- asked us she did not say a word about Rauzzini. And now we cannot ring the
- bell, lest we should interrupt his song.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stood there with the three girls, under the lighted windows of the
- house, listening to the silvery notes of the young Roman that floated over
- their heads, as if an angel were hovering there, filling their ears with
- celestial music. (The simile was Susy's.) The music sounded celestial to
- the ears of at least another of the group besides Susy; and that one
- thought:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How can anyone trouble oneself with such insignificant matters as the
- writing of books or the reading of books, when such a voice as that is
- within hearing?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, all at once, she was conscious of the merging of the two Fanny
- Burneys into one, and of the existence of a new Fanny Burney altogether&mdash;the
- Fanny Burney who was beloved by the celestial singer, and this was
- certainly the most wonderful of the three.
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought thrilled her, and she knew that with it the truth of life had
- come to her: there was nothing worth anything in the world save only
- loving and being loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- And this truth remained with her when the song had come to an end, soaring
- to a high note and dwelling on it for an enraptured space and then dying
- away, so gradually that a listener scarcely knew when it had ceased.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny's imagination enabled her to hear, at the close, the drawing-in of
- the breath of the people in the room where the song had been sung: she
- knew that up to this point they had been listening breathlessly to every
- note. She could hear the same soft inspiration&mdash;it sounded like a
- sigh&mdash;by her sisters and their stepmother. A dozen wayfarers through
- Leicester Fields had been attracted to-the house by the sound of the
- singing, and now stood timidly about the doorway. They also had been
- breathless. One woman murmured &ldquo;Beautiful!&rdquo; Fanny could understand how the
- word had sprung to her lips, but what could the man mean, who, almost at
- the same moment, said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, my God! how could I have been so great a fool?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She was startled, and glanced at him. He was a young man, shabbily
- dressed, and on his face there were signs of dissipation. He was
- unconscious of her glance for some moments, then with a slight start he
- seemed to recover himself. He took off his hat with a respectful bow, and
- then hurried away. But Fanny saw him turn when he had gone about a dozen
- yards into the roadway, and take off his hat once more, with his eyes
- looking up to the lighted windows of the house. He was saluting the singer
- whom he had not seen, and to Fanny the act, following the words which he
- had unwittingly uttered, was infinitely pathetic.
- </p>
- <p>
- It appeared that Mrs. Burney herself received the same impression. Fanny
- was surprised to hear her say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor fellow! he was once a gentleman!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they entered Sir Joshua's house and were shown upstairs to the great
- painting-room, where Sir Joshua and his sister Frances were receiving
- their guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was quite a small party&mdash;not more than a score of people
- altogether, and all seemed to be acquainted with one another. Fanny knew
- several of them; one girl, however, she had never seen before, but she
- knew who she was in a moment. She was standing at one end of the room
- chatting to Mrs. Sheridan, and on the wall just above her there hung the
- picture of a girl in oriental costume and wearing a turban. Fanny Burney
- had often looked at it in admiration, and Sir Joshua had encouraged her,
- affirming that it was the best picture he had ever painted and that it
- would remain in his painting-room until the day of his death. She looked
- at it now with renewed interest, for the original was the girl standing
- beneath it&mdash;the beautiful Miss Homeck whom Oliver Goldsmith had
- called the Jessamy Bride. Several years had passed since Sir Joshua had
- painted that portrait, from which Miss Burney had recognized the original;
- and fifty years later another lady recognized the same face, still
- beautiful in old age, from having seen merely a print of the same picture.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Fanny turned her eyes from the portrait it was to admire the features
- of Mrs. Sheridan. Mrs. Sheridan was gazing somewhat pensively at the
- picture of St. Cecilia which was hanging a little way from that of Miss
- Horneck, and Fanny was near enough to her to perceive how her expression
- grew into that of the face in the picture. At first sight, it did not
- appear to Fanny that the two faces were the same, and it seemed as if Mrs.
- Sheridan perceived this, and determined to vindicate Sir Joshua's skill by
- assuming the pose of the picture. But Miss Burney knew that the beautiful
- lady had done it unconsciously&mdash;that it was simply because she was
- recalling the days when she had sat for the painter, and had obeyed his
- injunction to lose herself among the simple chords of the aria that was
- sacred to her since her sister died with the strain upon her lips&mdash;&ldquo;I
- know that my Redeemer liveth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny gazed at the exquisite face, illuminated with what seemed to her to
- be a divine light, and for the first time she knew something of what it
- was to be a great painter. After &ldquo;St. Cecilia&rdquo; the other portraits on the
- walls seemed paltry. There was no divine light in the faces of the
- duchesses. There was life in them; they breathed and smiled and posed and
- looked gracious, but looking at them one remained on earth and among
- mortals. But St. Cecilia carried one into the glorious company of the
- immortals. &ldquo;She drew an angel down,&rdquo; was the line that flashed through
- Miss Burney's mind at that moment. An angel? A whole celestial company.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU are looking at
- her&mdash;I, too, have been looking at her; she is divine,&rdquo; came a voice
- beside her. She did not need to turn to see the speaker. She had been
- longing for the sound of his voice for many days. She had not even a
- chance of hearing him sing before this evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is St. Cecilia herself,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;You have seen Sir Joshua's
- picture?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My countryman, Piozzi, pointed it out to me,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I was
- enraptured with the picture. But when the living St. Cecilia entered the
- room and I heard her story, I felt ready to throw myself at her feet and
- implore her as the guardian of poor singers to take me to her care. Her
- face has on it the bloom of a flower dropped fresh from the garden of God&mdash;angelic
- beyond the voice of man to describe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke, as usual, in French to Fanny, but he had greeted Mrs. Burney in
- English, and he tried to translate his last phrase to her into the same
- language. He failed after the first word or two, and begged Miss Burney to
- complete his task for him. She did so, and her stepmother smiled and
- nodded in appreciation of his comment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is indeed a beautiful creature,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;I heard her sing
- more than once at Bath. People went mad about her beauty and her singing,
- and truly I never heard any singing that so affected me. It was said that
- she hated to let her voice be heard in public. Her father, Mr. Linley,
- made her sing: she was a gold mine to Mr. Linley and he knew it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Signor Rauzzini had listened attentively and picked up all that she had
- said without the aid of a word from Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But now she will never be heard again no more,&rdquo; said he in English. &ldquo;And
- she is right in making such a resolution, and her husband is a noble man
- to agree with her in this,&rdquo; he continued, but in French to Fanny. &ldquo;Picture
- that lovely creature placing herself on the level of such a one as the
- Agujari! sordid&mdash;vulgar&mdash;worldly! quarrelling daily with the <i>impresario</i>
- on some miserable question of precedence&mdash;-holding out for the
- largest salary&mdash;turning a gift which should be divine into gold! Oh;
- she was right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Signor Rauzzini no doubt thinks it a pity that such a voice should cease
- to give pleasure to the thousands it enchanted,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, not
- being able to follow him in French.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, no; just the opposite,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;He says he admires her the
- more for her resolution.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am so glad. Pray tell him that I agree with him,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;A
- good woman will avoid publicity. Her home should be sufficient for her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny did not need to translate the words, he grasped their meaning at
- once.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I agree with all of my heart, madame,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I would not wish my
- mother or my sister to have their names spoken with freedom by everyone
- who paid a coin to hear them sing. I should think it&mdash;<i>come si
- chiamo?</i>&mdash;Ah! forgive my poor English.&rdquo; He went off into French
- once more&mdash;&ldquo;Pray tell madame that I think it would be odious to hear
- the name of my mother or my sister tossed from man to man as they toss the
- name of a woman who comes before the public. I think the woman who would
- hide herself from all eyes as a violet hides itself under a leaf is the
- true woman. The shy, timid, retiring one&mdash;I know her&mdash;I esteem
- her. I could love no other. I have a deep respect for the woman of the
- Orient who would die sooner than let her face be seen by a man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does he say&mdash;I like his eagerness?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny translated some of his phrases, and Mrs. Burney nodded and smiled
- her approval.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The bloom on the wing of a butterfly is a very tender thing,&rdquo; resumed the
- Roman; &ldquo;the breath of a man is sufficient to remove it&mdash;a single
- breath&mdash;and when the bloom has gone the charm of the beautiful
- creature has gone also.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not sure that I like the comparison to the butterfly,&rdquo; said Fanny,
- smiling. &ldquo;The butterfly is the emblem of all that is fickle&mdash;all that
- is idle except for its yielding to its fickleness. It is beautiful, but
- nothing else.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am rebuked,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But with us the butterfly is the symbol of the
- life&mdash;of the soul. Assume that and you will, I think, see that I
- meant not to hint at the beauty of the frivolity, but at the beauty of the
- soul. I feel that a woman's life has on it the bloom of a butterfly's
- wing, and if that is once breathed on, its beauty is gone for ever&mdash;the
- woman's life is never again what it was&mdash;what it was meant to be. But
- if you wish, I will not go beyond the violet as my emblem of the best
- woman&mdash;my woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thank heaven that I have no voice,&rdquo; said Fanny gently, after a pause.
- Young Mr. North-cote, Sir Joshua's pupil, had approached Mrs. Burney&mdash;his
- eye was on Susy&mdash;in order to tell her that tea was being served in
- the drawing-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney thanked him and took the arm that he offered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall all go in together,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, with a sign to Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Rauzzini contrived to evade her eye by renewing his admiration of the
- &ldquo;St. Cecilia.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I could but reproduce in song the effect that flows from her face I
- should be the greatest singer in the world,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You need not envy her,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;Do you remember Mr. Handel's setting
- of 'Alexander's Feast '?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only an aria or two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of the lines came into my mind just now when I looked at that
- picture. 'She drew an angel down.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And it was very apt. She would draw an angel down.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes; but the poet has another line before that one&mdash;it refers to a
- singer&mdash;'He raised a mortal to the skies.' That was the line which
- came to my mind when I heard you sing. You raise mortals to the skies.
- Your power is equal to that of St. Cecilia.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay; that is what you have done. I have been uplifted to the highest
- heaven by you. When you are near me I cannot see anything of the world.
- Why have we not met more frequently? Ah, I forget&mdash;I am always
- forgetting that the months you spoke of have not yet run out. But I am not
- impatient, knowing that the prize will come to me in good time. I have
- been away at the Bath and Salisbury and Bristol and I know not where,
- singing, singing, singing, and now I go to Paris and Lyon for a few
- months, but you may be certain that I shall return to England&mdash;then
- the separating months shall have passed and you will welcome me&mdash;is
- not that so?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think I can promise you&mdash;every day seems to make it more certain
- that I shall welcome you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My angel&mdash;my dream!&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He said the words&mdash;both long-drawn monosyllables in French&mdash;in a
- whisper that gave them the full force of passionate expression. He had
- need to whisper, for several people were in the room, and Mr. Boswell was
- among the number, and everyone knew that Mr. Boswell, as a gossip-monger,
- had no equal in town. He was always pimping and prying&mdash;nosing out
- germs of scandal&mdash;ever ready to make mischief by telling people all
- the nasty things other people had said of them. Mr. Boswell had his eye on
- them&mdash;and his ear. In addition, Mrs. Thrale, who had arrived late,
- had no idea of allowing the handsome Roman singer to waste himself with a
- nonentity like Miss Burney, and she was now perilously close to him whom
- she came to rescue.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the whisper and the expression imparted to it were enough for Fanny
- Burney. He might have talked for hours in his impassioned way without
- achieving the effect of his whispered exclamations.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then Mrs. Thrale hastened up to his side full of her resolution to rescue
- him from the conversation with the insignificant person whom his good
- nature suffered to engage his attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what is this?&rdquo; cried the little lady who regarded herself with
- complacency as the soul of tact. &ldquo;Have you explained to Signor Rauzzini
- that you are the unmusical member of the family, Miss Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe that he is aware of that fact already, madam,&rdquo; replied Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And yet he is in close converse with you? He is the most good-natured man
- in town,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Does he hope to interest you when your father
- failed?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has never ceased, to interest me, madam,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he did not talk about music?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes; I think he said something about music.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, touching a note here and there, as one might in passing a
- harpsichord. Of course you could not have lived in Dr. Burney's house
- without being able to understand something of music. But we must not
- trespass upon Signor Rauzzin's courtesy, Miss Burney. Everyone is talking
- of him in the drawing-room&mdash;he must gratify the company by mingling
- with them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she addressed Rauzzini in French.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I promised to go in search of you, signor,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Madame Reynolds is
- distracted. I came on my mission famished&mdash;I had vowed, as the
- crusaders did, not to taste food or drink until I had succeeded in my
- emprise. May I ask you to have pity on me now and lead me to the
- tea-table?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He turned to ask Fanny to accompany them, but he found that she had
- slipped quietly away. She was already at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My duty was to Miss Burney, madame, but she has been frightened away,&rdquo;
- said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, she is the shy one of the family, I believe,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;I am
- sure that all the time you were so good-natured as to talk to her she was
- wishing that the floor would open and allow her to sink out of sight. She
- would have thought it much more good-natured on your part if you had taken
- no notice of her. I have scarcely spoken to her half a dozen times myself,
- though I have frequently been to her father's house. I cannot rack my
- brain to discover a congenial topic with such young people. Were you
- successful, do you think?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a gesture with his hands that might mean anything. Mrs. Thrale
- assumed that it meant nothing&mdash;that he felt he was not greatly
- concerned whether he had been successful in finding a congenial topic of
- converse with Miss Burney or not.
- </p>
- <p>
- She laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor girl!&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;She may have her dreams like other girls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe she has&mdash;poor girl!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But I know that in her
- knowledge of music she goes deeper&mdash;soars higher than most young
- ladies who have submitted to lessons from a <i>maestro</i>&mdash;nay,
- higher than the <i>maestro</i> himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale looked doubtfully at him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that we are talking of two different people?&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that is quite possible,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was referring to Miss Burney, the one of the family who does nothing
- except sew&mdash;her mother commends her sewing very highly. I fear that
- you actually believed that you were in converse with one of her sisters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madame,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it is my belief that the one who sews in a family is
- far more interesting than the one who sings. But Miss Burney need not, in
- my eyes, be any more than Miss Burney to be interesting, though she has
- taught me more of music than I ever learned before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible? Oh, yes: I should remember that her father told me that
- she was his amanuensis&mdash;she made a neat copy of all his notes for the
- 'History of Music.' It is no wonder that she knows something about it.
- Such a good daughter! And the father took no trouble about her education.
- She did not know her letters till she was eight or nine, I believe&mdash;perhaps
- twelve. I don't believe that I ever exchanged half a dozen words with her
- before this evening; and as for men&mdash;you are the first man I ever saw
- taking any notice of her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His face lit up strangely, Mrs. Thrale thought, at this revelation. He
- gave a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So much the better for her&mdash;so much the worse for the men,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;And now, madame, if the tea has not become too strong, and if your hunger
- has not made you too weak to walk to the table, I should esteem it an
- honour to conduct you thither.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale smiled her acquiescence, and she entered the drawing-room on
- the arm of the singer. Nothing could have convinced her that he did not
- feel grateful to her for rescuing him from the position in which his good
- nature had placed him&mdash;by the side of the most insignificant young
- woman among all Sir Joshua's guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- She believed that she was increasing his debt of gratitude to her by
- keeping him with her for the next half-hour. Her sense of protecting him
- gave her naturally a sense of patronage, which was quite pleasant for her
- to experience, especially when she glanced round the room and saw several
- ladies of higher rank than she could pretend to, frowning in her
- direction. She knew how Signor Rauzzini was pestered by the attentions of
- such as these, and she could almost hear the well-bred sneers of her
- friends as they glanced at her and wondered if she never meant to release
- the unfortunate young man&mdash;she knew just what they would say, and she
- accepted their imaginary words as a real compliment to her protective
- powers. Her smile down the table was one of great complacency.
- </p>
- <p>
- She also noticed that the insignificant Miss Burney was glowing as she had
- never seen her glow before. Her face was rosy and her eyes were actually
- sparkling. Mrs. Thrale had never imagined that such eyes as Miss Burney's
- could sparkle, no matter what their provocation might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor girl! Poor child! Her head is turned, as I feared it would be when I
- saw the Rauzzini with her. She is the unhappy victim of his good nature.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was the conclusion come to by the little lady whose ability to
- pronounce an opinion on such a matter was widely acknowledged; and coming
- to such a conclusion, she naturally commended all the more heartily the
- step which she had taken for separating the foolish girl and the
- fascinating young man.
- </p>
- <p>
- She would have waved aside any suggestion that might be made to her to the
- effect that the increase in Miss Burney's colouring and the light in her
- eyes was due to Miss Burney's overhearing the conversation between her
- mother and Sir Joshua respecting a book which he had stayed up all night
- to read and which he had just finished in time to receive his guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- The name of the book was &ldquo;Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the
- World,&rdquo; he said, and he was urging Mrs. Burney to follow his example and
- read it without further delay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>ANNY was at her
- stepmother's elbow while Sir Joshua gave her a full account of how he had
- been induced to send to Lowndes for this wonderful book on the
- recommendation of Mrs. Darner, whose portrait he was painting. Mrs. Darner
- had excused her unpunctuality at one of her sittings on the ground that
- she had become so interested in the fortunes of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; that she could
- not put the book down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Get it for yourself, sir,&rdquo; she had said, &ldquo;and you will quickly
- acknowledge that my excuse is valid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course I did not get it then,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;I find it impossible
- to keep pace with the useful books that are printed in these days, and I
- have long ago given up novels. But when, the next day, Mrs. Darner came to
- sit to me with a woebegone countenance and the traces of tears on her
- cheeks, so that I could only paint her draping, and that, too, had a
- woeful droop in its folds&mdash;for let me tell you, madam, that a woman's
- dress is usually in sympathy with the mood of the wearer&mdash;when, I
- say, the lady entered my painting-room in this guise, I ventured to
- inquire if she was serious in her wish that I should depict her in the
- character of Niobe. 'Oh, sir,' she cried, ''tis all due to that horrid
- Branghton&mdash;he it is that has brought me to this.' 'The wretch!' said
- I. 'Have you no friend who will run him through the vitals? Where is he to
- be found, that I may arrange for his destruction?' 'He is the persecutor
- of my beloved Evelina,' she replied, 'and heaven only knows what is to
- become of the poor girl.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, madam, when I had thus brought before me the effect that the book
- had produced upon so natural a lady as Mrs. Darner, what was left for me
- but to buy it? And now you see the effect that it has had upon me,&rdquo;
- continued Sir Joshua, &ldquo;so you must e'en buy it also.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Sir Joshua,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney, &ldquo;your case has furnished me with the
- strongest of reasons for not buying it. I would not allow a book into my
- house that would so turn me aside from my ordinary life and my daily
- business. What, sir, would you have me stay out of my comfortable bed for
- hours, in order that I might make myself more uncomfortable still by
- reading of the imaginary woes of a young woman who is nothing to me but a
- shadow?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I promise you that you will find Evelina far from being a shadow,&rdquo;
- said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;She is a creature of flesh and blood, with a heart that
- beats so that you find your own heart keeping time with it, whether it
- pulsates slowly or fast. In short, Evelina lives. I have no patience with
- those attenuated figures that dance on the stage of so many of our new
- novel writers; I can see the stuffing of straw when their constant
- gyrating has worked a rip in their seamy side; creatures of rag and wire&mdash;they
- never deceive one for a moment&mdash;why, their very gyrations are not
- true to life. But Evelina lives. Some of the characters in the book are
- distasteful&mdash;some of them are vulgar, but the world is made up of
- distasteful and vulgar people, and a novel should be true to the world in
- which the characters are placed. Oh, that was where the greatness of poor
- Dr. Goldsmith was to be found. He would abate nothing of the vulgarity of
- the vulgar characters in his plays, because he meant them to live. The
- people hissed his vulgar bailiffs in his <i>Good-Natured Man</i>, and when
- Colman cut them out he himself restored them when Shuter played the piece
- for his benefit the following year, and everyone saw that they were true
- to life. The vulgarity of Tony Lumpkin and the Three Pigeons made Walpole
- shudder, but there they remain in the best comedy of our time, and there
- they will remain for ever. Oh, yes; the author of 'Evelina' knows what
- life is, and so his book will live.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who is the author of this surprising book?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a mystery,&rdquo; replied Reynolds. &ldquo;I sent to Lowndes, the bookseller,
- to inquire, and he pretended that he did not know. He could only say that
- he was a gentleman of note living in Westminster.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that is one of the booksellers' tricks to make their wares seem more
- attractive,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;They know that a man in a mask awakens curiosity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is so; but 'Evelina' stands in need of no advertisement of such a
- nature. It would attract attention even though the name of Mr. Kenrick
- were attached to it. But everyone is dying to find out the name of the
- author; Mrs. Darner believes it to have been written by Horace Walpole,
- but only because 'The Castle of Otranto' was published without his name
- being on the title page.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a very cogent line of argument, it seems to me,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;Well, Sir Joshua, I hope you will enjoy a comfortable sleep to-night, now
- that you have the fortunes of that young lady off your mind.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, my dear madam, I do assure you that my mind is not yet free from the
- effects of reading that book,&rdquo; cried Reynolds. &ldquo;I am more faithful to my
- friends in some books than to forget all about them when I lay them on the
- shelf. If they live, be assured that I live with them, and the thought of
- them is to me at times as pleasant as the thought of the best friends I
- have met in my daily life. I have laid 'Evelina' on a shelf in my memory&mdash;not
- one of the back shelves, but one that is near to me, so that I can console
- myself with her companionship when I am lonely.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have never heard you praise a book so heartily, sir,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;But I will beg of you not to mention it to any of my family, for if it
- has so unhinged you, what would it not do to those poor girls?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not catch all she had said, for she spoke in a voice which she did
- not mean to travel to Fanny or Susy, who were chatting to Miss Theophila
- Palmer, Sir Joshua's niece.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may depend on my telling them all I find out in regard to the
- author,&rdquo; said he in a tone of assent.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no,&rdquo; she cried, getting nearer to the bell of his trumpet. &ldquo;No, no; I
- want you to refrain from mentioning the book to them. I discourage all
- novel reading, excepting, of course, the works of Mr. Richardson, and
- perhaps one or two of Fielding, with some of the pages gummed together to
- prevent them from being read.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, to tempt people to read them,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;What were we saying
- about the attractions of a mask? Well, my word for it, the attractions of
- a book without a name are as nothing compared with the attraction of
- gummed pages. But you will let them read 'Evelina,' and you will,
- moreover, read it yourself&mdash;yes, and you will all be the better and
- not the worse for doing so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale thought that Miss Burney looked flushed
- at this time, or that there was an unwonted sparkle in her eyes; for she
- had heard nearly every word that Sir Joshua had said, and she could
- scarcely contain herself for delight. For all her primness, she was at
- heart a merry schoolgirl, ready to break into a dance at good news, and to
- shout for joy when things had advanced as she had hoped they would. She
- felt that it was very hard on her that she could not throw her hat up to
- the ceiling of the room, as she had heard of Dr. Goldsmith's doing with
- his wig in the exuberance of his spirits in this same room&mdash;when Miss
- Reynolds was in her bed upstairs. It was very hard on her to be compelled
- to restrain her feelings; she was unconscious of the sparkle in her eyes,
- or of the pæony flush of her cheeks that Mrs. Thrale had noticed and was
- still noticing.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had never felt so happy in all her life. A short time before she had
- felt that everything in the world was insignificant in comparison with
- love; but now she realized that there was another joy worthy of
- recognition. She was not wise enough to perceive that the two emotions
- sprang from the same source&mdash;that the foundation of love is the
- impulse to create, and that the foundation of an artist's joy in fame is
- the knowledge that what he has created is recognized by the world. She was
- (fortunately) not wise enough to be able to analyse her feelings&mdash;to
- be wise enough to analyse one's feelings is to be incapable of feeling.
- All that she was conscious of at that moment was that all worth having in
- the world was hers&mdash;the instinct to create, which men call Love, the
- joy of obtaining recognition for the thing created, which men call Fame.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was no wonder that Mrs. Thrale saw that light in her face and in her
- eyes; nor was it strange that the same observant lady should attribute
- that illumination to the touch of the fire of the sacred torch. She looked
- at the handsome face of the Roman youth, with its expression of frankness,
- and at his eyes, full of the generous warmth of the South, and once more
- she glanced at Miss Burney, and saw in her face the reflection of the
- southern sunny glow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor girl&mdash;poor girl!&rdquo; were the words that sprung to her lips. &ldquo;Only
- a moment's attention from him&mdash;only a word&mdash;nay, a glance from
- those eyes would have been enough&mdash;and she is at his feet. Poor girl!
- Knowing nothing of the world&mdash;incapable of understanding anything of
- life&mdash;having no gift to attract attention&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Mrs. Thrale, I have come to you for help. You are sure to have read
- this book that everyone is talking about&mdash;this 'Evelina'&mdash;and
- you can, I am certain, tell us who is the author. Pray let us know if your
- friend Dr. Johnson had a finger in it&mdash;I have heard that some of the
- writing is in the style of Dr. Johnson&mdash;or was it Mr. Anstey&mdash;they
- say that some chapters could only have come from the author of 'The Bath
- Guide.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Lady Hales who had hurried up with her inquiries. She seemed to be
- the representative of a group with whom she had been standing, several
- ladies and two or three men.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that Mrs. Thrale had not yet read the book around
- which discussion had been buzzing; but she had no intention of
- acknowledging that, with her literary tastes and with her friendship for
- Dr. Johnson, she was behind the times. Two or three people had within the
- week made remarks about &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; in her presence, but she had no idea
- that it was to become a topic of society.
- </p>
- <p>
- She smiled enigmatically, to give herself time to make up her mind what
- her reply should be&mdash;whatever it might be, it certainly would not be
- a confession of ignorance. She came to the conclusion that on the whole
- she could not do better than mould her answer so as to heighten the
- mystery of the authorship.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that none of our friends have discovered the author?&rdquo; she
- asked, still smiling shrewdly, so as to suggest that she herself had long
- ago been let into the secret.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We have had many conjectures,&rdquo; said Lady Hales. &ldquo;And let me whisper in
- your ear&mdash;there is one among us who is ready to affirm that the
- address of the author is Thrale Hall, Streatham.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I vow that I am overwhelmed,&rdquo; cried the little lady. &ldquo;The compliment is
- one that any writer might envy. Pray how could it enter the mind of any of
- our friends to connect me with the authorship of such a book?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are some touches of your style in many of the letters of Evelina,&rdquo;
- replied Lady Hales. &ldquo;And some have said that only you could have had the
- varied experiences described so vividly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A marvellous book, truly, this 'Evelina,'&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Some
- people, you say, recognize the hand of Dr. Johnson in its pages, others
- the pen that wrote 'The Bath Guide,' and now it is suggested that the
- whole was the work of a humble scribbler named Mrs. Thrale&mdash;a person
- who has surely little in common with the two writers you have named.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She took care that her affectation of surprise had an artificial note
- about it. There was no knowing how things might turn out. Mrs. Thrale had
- no objection in the world to have her name associated with the authorship
- of a book about which it was clear a good many people would be talking for
- some months to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;May I not be entrusted with something more definite?&rdquo; asked Lady Hales in
- a low voice. &ldquo;If it is a secret for the present&mdash;well, you know that
- I am one to be trusted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can assure you definitely that the book was not written by Dr.
- Johnson,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Thrale, with a smile. &ldquo;He has not for a single week
- during the past year failed to visit us at Streatham for at least four
- days at a time. He reads to me all that he writes&mdash;it is not much&mdash;and
- I can give you an assurance that the name of Evelina has not once appeared
- in his manuscript. I may also say that if you take my advice you will not
- be in too great haste to attribute the book to Mr. Anstey.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was not mystification, it sounded much more like revelation, Lady
- Hales thought.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dare not press you further, madam,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Believe me, I can appreciate your reticence, if&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, now you suggest that I have told you a secret that I have concealed
- from everyone else, and that is going too far,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;Now,
- dear madam, cannot you see that even if I were in the secret of the
- authorship, I should be guilty of a great breach of courtesy were I to
- reveal it to anyone? If an author choose to remain anonymous, is it not
- discourteous to try to snatch away his&mdash;or her&mdash;veil of
- anonymity?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can but assent,&rdquo; said Lady Hales. &ldquo;I do not doubt that this view of the
- matter is the correct one. At any rate, you may depend on my acting in
- accordance with it. I shall make no further attempt to pry into the
- secret, and I shall think it right to dissuade my friends from the quest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In that I am sure you will be acting in accordance with the author's
- wishes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, smiling knowingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>O they parted; and
- Lady Hales hastened back to her friends to whisper in their ears that the
- mystery was as good as solved: Mrs. Thrale had as much as acknowledged
- that she was the author of &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; but she hoped that, as she had
- written the book without the knowledge of her husband, her friends would
- respect her desire to remain anonymous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Thrale, being a Member of Parliament, would not like to have the name
- of his wife bandied about among ordinary people as that of the writer of a
- novel,&rdquo; Lady Hales explained, though really no explanation was needed of a
- fact that could be appreciated by every sensible person aware of the
- contemptible character of the novels of the day. &ldquo;Only Dr. Johnson is in
- the secret,&rdquo; she continued. &ldquo;Dr. Johnson, as we all know, lives at Thrale
- Hall for five days out of every week, finding the table provided by Mrs.
- Thrale to suit his palate very much better than that controlled by poor
- blind Mrs. Williams at Bolt Court.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may account for some of the touches in the book in the style of Dr.
- Johnson,&rdquo; said one of the ladies. &ldquo;You may be sure that no book could be
- written under the same roof as Dr. Johnson without his having something to
- say to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never could understand how so fastidious a lady as Mrs. Thrale could
- tolerate the company of Dr. Johnson at her table, but now the secret is
- out&mdash;this secret and t'other,&rdquo; said one of the gentlemen. &ldquo;Dr.
- Johnson is not seen at his best at the dinner-table.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So far as that goes, neither is Mr. Thrale himself,&rdquo; said another. &ldquo;He
- has a huge appetite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I had an inkling all along that Mrs. Thrale wrote the book,&rdquo; said a lady
- with a huge hat. &ldquo;I actually remarked to my sister, while I was reading
- it, 'if this story is not written by Mrs. Thrale, Mrs. Thrale is the one
- who would like to have written it.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But mind, not a word must be breathed that would hint that she
- acknowledged it to me by direct word of mouth,&rdquo; cried Lady Hales,
- beginning to have some qualms. &ldquo;No; you must understand clearly that she
- did not say in so many words that she wrote it. Indeed, her last words to
- me were, that anyone who should name in public the author of a book
- published anonymously would be guilty of a great discourtesy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is perfectly right: to do so would be to exhibit very bad taste
- truly,&rdquo; came more than one acquiescent voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- And the result of their complete agreement on this point was the immediate
- dissemination of the report that Mrs. Thrale was indeed the writer of
- &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But that clever little lady, on getting rid of the questioner, found that
- Signor Rauzzini had slipped away from her side and was now making his
- adieux to Mrs. Burney and her stepdaughters. She noticed that the light
- had gone out of Fanny Burney's eyes as the young singer bent over her
- hand, and once again she shook her head. She had given more attention to
- Miss Burney during the previous hour than during all the years she had
- visited at St. Martin's Street. She thought that it might be her duty to
- say a word of warning to the young woman, who could not possibly know
- anything about the world or the deceitfulness of Italian vocalists.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meantime, however, she ordered one of her three footmen to tell the
- coachman to drive to the shop of Lowndes, the bookseller, and there she
- purchased a bound copy of &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; at nine shillings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale was, of course, well known to Mr. Lowndes, and seeing her,
- through the window of his office, enter his shop, he put his quill behind
- his ear and emerged, bowing and smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How was it that you failed to apprise me that you had printed 'Evelina
- '?&rdquo; she inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible that you did not receive my advertisement, madam?&rdquo; he
- cried. &ldquo;Why, I posted it to you with my own hands even before the book had
- left the press, the truth being that I was anxious to get your opinion
- respecting it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never had any advertisement from you about it,&rdquo; she replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I was to blame for not underlining the announcement, madam,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon. How were you to know that it was not one of the usual
- novels of the season?&mdash;I do not venture to recommend such to the
- attention of ladies of superior tastes like yourself, madam. I shall not
- forgive myself, rest assured. But I am punished, in that I have been
- unable to sell a second edition by telling my customers how highly it was
- esteemed by Mrs. Thrale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You assume that it would be highly esteemed by me, Mr. Lowndes; but I am
- not quite sure that you do not flatter yourself in believing that my
- judgment would be the same as that of the public. The poor public! How can
- they possibly know whether a book is good or bad?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They cannot, madam; that is why we poor booksellers must only trust to
- sell our books on the recommendation of ladies of taste and judgment. May
- I beg, madam, that you will favour me with your opinion respecting the
- merits of 'Evelina'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It has been so great a success that I fear I shall not think highly of
- it. Pray, who is your modest author?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Positively, madam, I am unable to tell you. The MS. was brought to me
- with a letter purporting to come from a Mr. Grafton at the Orange Coffee
- House, near the Haymarket, and he desired the secret of its authorship to
- be kept close.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; to be sure&mdash;kept close from the vulgar public; but he could
- never think that you were violating his confidence by telling me his
- name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He could not be so unreasonable, madam&mdash;nay, rather would he kneel
- to you&mdash;for he could scarce fail to understand the value that we set
- on&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not convinced either that he would benefit from the exchange of
- confidence or that I should; but prithee, sir, what is his name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Fore heaven, madam, I have told you so much as is known by me respecting
- the gentleman. Never before have I been placed in so remarkable a
- position. My fault, Mrs. Thrale, no doubt: I should have taken precautions
- against being thus surprised into publishing a book without knowing the
- name of the author. But although my judgment enabled me to perceive that
- the work was out of the common, yet I never counted on its merits being
- recognized so speedily. May I beg of you to favour me with your opinion as
- to who the writer may be, madam&mdash;that is, when you have read it,
- unless, indeed&mdash;&rdquo; he glanced at her shrewdly with a little knowing
- smile&mdash; &ldquo;unless, indeed, you could so favour me <i>instanter</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Lowndes, how would it be possible for me to give you an opinion
- as to the authorship of a book which I have not yet read? I am not one of
- those astute critics who, they say, can tell you all there is to be known
- about a book without cutting the leaves, or even&mdash;if you slip a
- guinea into their hand&mdash;without opening the covers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought that perhaps you might be one of those who have been let into
- the secret, madam. I trust that Dr. Johnson's health has not been so bad
- as to prevent him from doing any literary work. Ah, what does not that
- great man&mdash;nay, what does not the world owe to you, Mrs. Thrale?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you would suggest, Mr. Lowndes, that the book about which we have been
- conversing was written, even in part, by Dr. Johnson, I can give you an
- assurance that such is not the case. He is in no way inclined to engage in
- any form of literary labour. He grudges his friends even a note.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are some gentlemen who come hither and honour me by conversing on
- the subject of letters, and more than one of them has pointed out passages
- in 'Evelina' that show signs of the great Doctor's pen; but for that
- matter&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I agree with you, sir; every scribbler in Grub Street apes the style of
- Dr. Johnson, but only to reveal the ape in himself. Now, Mr. Lowndes, if
- you really are in earnest in saying that you are unaware who is the author
- of your book, I have done you some service in curtailing by one the list
- of authors to whom it might possibly be attributed. You may strike out the
- name of Johnson, sir, on my authority.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall certainly do so, madam&mdash;not that I, for my own part, was
- ever foolish enough to fancy that he had written more of it than a page or
- two. I am indebted to you, Mrs. Thrale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then if you would wish to pay off the debt, you can do so by informing me
- of your success in discovering the writer. 'Tis quite impossible to
- conceive of the man's remaining unrevealed for any length of time, and I
- confess that I am anxious to know if he is among my acquaintance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You assume the sex, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, have you a doubt of it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are so many literary ladies nowadays, Mrs. Thrale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you surely saw the handwriting of the script?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is just the point. My printers have examined it and say that it is a
- lady's caligraphy only disguised to look like a man's. In my own judgment
- they are right. It is an upright hand, neat and clear&mdash;not in the
- least like that of an author. Still, that counts but little, seeing that
- the writer of the book would be pretty certain to have a clear copy made
- of his script by someone else. I have had a suspicion, from the mystery
- insisted on by this Mr. Grafton, that he is none other than the author of
- the 'Castle of Otranto.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Mr. Walpole?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so. You recollect how delighted he was to conceal the hand he had in
- that book&mdash;going much farther than I thought any gentleman would in
- honour go, to make people believe it was what it pretended to be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Lowndes, I know not what your experience has been; but mine is that
- when a gentleman becomes an author he lays aside whatever sense of honour
- he possesses as a gentleman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have had little to do with gentlemen authors, madam. Most of my writers
- are simply authors.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Mr. Walpole very properly put himself in line with them, and so had
- no hesitation in carrying out his fraud in 'Otranto.' Well, if it be so,
- you may count on his revealing himself now that the book has become a
- success. In any case, you will not forget to keep me informed, and I shall
- esteem it a favour, Mr. Lowndes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Lowndes renewed his promise and bowed the lady to the door. The three
- volumes of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; had been brought out to the chariot by one of the
- footmen, a second following in his footsteps to see that he deposited them
- fairly upon one of the cushions, and a third standing by the open door in
- case of the breakdown of either of the others.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale got into the splendid machine, the three lackeys swung
- themselves up on their platform behind, and clung on to the heavy straps,
- looking, in their brilliant livery, as the chariot lurched away over the
- uneven cobble-stones, like mighty butterflies of a tropical forest swaying
- together on the rim of a gigantic flower.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0028" id="link2HCH0028"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>O chance had
- Rauzzini of saying more than the most conventional words of farewell to
- Fanny. Mrs. Burney was beside her and her two sisters also. He yielded to
- his impulse to pronounce a malediction on Mrs. Thrale, who had so
- interrupted his conversation with Fanny&mdash;the last he could possibly
- have until his return from France after fulfilling his engagements. But
- this was when he had seen the Burney family out of the door of the house
- in Leicester Fields and to the entrance to St. Martin's Street. He was
- then alone, and could give in some measure expression to his feelings in
- his own tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- His imagination was quite vivid enough to suggest to him all that the
- officiousness of Mrs. Thrale had interrupted&mdash;the exchange of vows&mdash;the
- whispered assurances of fidelity&mdash;perhaps a passionate kiss&mdash;a
- heaven-sent chance during a marvellous minute when the painting-room
- should be emptied of all but herself and him! It was distracting to think
- of all that had been cut out of his life by that busybody. While he had
- been talking alone with Fanny his eyes had taken in the splendid
- possibilities of the painting-room. There were three immense easels on
- different parts of the floor, and each carried a glorious canvas for a
- life-size portrait. Two of them were already finished, and the third
- contained a portion of the Greek altar at which a fair lady was to be
- depicted making her oblation to Aphrodite, or perhaps Artemis. The young
- man, however, did not give a thought to the glowing work of the great
- painter on the canvases, he thought only of the possibilities of a moment
- or two spent in the protecting shadow of one of them with that gentle,
- loving girl yielding herself to his clasp&mdash;only for a moment&mdash;he
- could not reasonably hope that it should be for longer than a single
- moment, but what raptures might not be embraced even within that brief
- space! A moment&mdash;one immortal moment worth years of life! That was
- what he saw awaiting him in the friendly shade of one of Sir Joshua's
- portraits&mdash;that was all that the sublime picture meant to the ardent
- lover&mdash;it was not the immortal picture, but the immortal moment that
- was before his eyes&mdash;but just when, by a little manoeuvring on his
- part, the joy that should change all his life and console him for being
- deprived of the society of his beloved for three months, was within his
- reach, that foolish woman had come bustling up with her chatter and had
- separated them!
- </p>
- <p>
- For which he now implored heaven and a heathen deity or two that still
- linger in the language of malediction in their native Italy, to send her
- soul to the region where Orpheus had sought his Eurydice. Down&mdash;down
- with her to the lowest depths of the Inferno he implored his patrons to
- bear her and to keep her there for ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- His imploration was quite as lyrical as his &ldquo;Waft her, Angels, to the
- Skies,&rdquo; only its bearing was upon the fate of the lady in just the
- opposite direction, and he was even more fervent in its delivery. But
- having delivered it, he felt some of that relief which is experienced by a
- true artist who has a consciousness of having done some measure of justice
- to his theme. He felt that if beatitude had been denied to him, the one
- who had separated him from it would not escape scathless, if the intensity
- of an appeal to the high gods of his native land counted for anything in
- their estimation.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then he went more or less contentedly to his lodgings to prepare for
- his appearance in the opera of the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sang divinely as an angel, and again if any of his audience remained
- unmoved by the enchantment of his voice, they certainly could not but have
- yielded to the charm of his presence. Some women might be incapable of
- appreciating the exquisite character of his vocalism, but none could
- remain impervious to the appeal of his smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- As for the girl who alone had appealed to his heart, she went home with
- her mother and sisters without a word, for she had not perceived the
- glorious possibilities lurking behind the grand canvases in Sir Joshua's
- painting-room. She could even bring herself to believe that the coming of
- Mrs. Thrale had been rather opportune than otherwise; for if she had not
- joined her stepmother at that time she would not have heard all that Sir
- Joshua had said about &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- All that she had heard had made her supremely happy, not, she thought,
- because she was greedy for fame, but because it meant to her that she was
- a step nearer to the arms of the man she loved. The fame which Sir
- Joshua's words implied was dear to her because she knew that she need not
- now hesitate to seat herself by the side of this king of men, as his equal&mdash;no,
- not quite as his equal, but certainly not as a beggar maid. She knew that
- when it was announced that she was the writer of a great book, or, what
- was better still, a book that everybody was talking about, people would
- not shrug their shoulders when they heard that Rauzzini> the Roman singer,
- whose name was in everybody's mouth, was about to marry her. The event
- that she scarcely dared hope for had actually happened: she was no longer
- the nobody which she had been, she was a woman the product of whose brain
- had been acclaimed by the best judges, and so the barrier that she had
- seen separating her lover from herself had been thrown down. The same
- voices that had acclaimed her Rauzzini as a singer had acclaimed her as a
- writer; for though she had hesitated to receive her cousin Edward's
- reports from the libraries as conclusive of the mark that the book was
- making, she could not now have any doubt on the subject: a book that was
- spoken of by Sir Joshua Reynolds as he had spoken of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; must be
- granted a place high above the usual volumes to be found on the shelves of
- a circulating library. She was convinced that in a short time everyone
- would be talking about it in the same strain, and though people might be
- incredible on the subject of its authorship, the fact would remain the
- same&mdash;she had written the book, and the fame that attached to the
- writer would assuredly be hers. There would now be no sneering references
- to King Cophetua. Everyone within their circle would admit that there was
- no disparity between her position as the writer of the book that everyone
- was talking about and that of the singer whom people crowded to hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- She felt supremely happy. Though Mrs. Burney had not shown any particular
- wish to repeat what Reynolds had said to her about the book, she knew
- perfectly well that this was only because of her general distrust of
- anything in the form of a novel, and her fear lest something unreadable
- should get into the hands of the girls. But Fanny also knew that the fact
- of Mrs. Burney's shunning the novels of the circulating libraries would
- not interfere with the reputation that must accrue to the author of
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo;; so she was not affected by the indifference shown by her
- stepmother to all that Reynolds had said. She awaited without impatience
- the day when her father should take up the book and read the Ode at the
- beginning. She felt that, although his name was not at the head, he would
- know that the verses were addressed to him, and that it was his daughter
- Fanny who had written them. She knew that however firmly he might assert
- himself on the side of his wife in preventing the entrance to the house of
- all novels excepting those of Richardson&mdash;Fanny herself had never had
- a chance of reading even &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield&rdquo;&mdash;he would be proud
- of her as the writer of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo; She was not quite sure if he would be
- as proud of her as if she had developed a wonderful musical capacity; but
- she never doubted that his affection for her&mdash;assisted by his
- knowledge of the impression the book had made upon the most important of
- his own associates&mdash;would cause him to take her into his arms with
- delight and to forgive her for running the chance of being classed among
- the Miss Minifies of the period&mdash;the female writers whose ridiculous
- productions were hidden beneath the sofa cushions in so many households.
- Fanny Burney was a dutiful daughter and she had nothing of the cynic about
- her, but she was well aware of the fact that success would be regarded by
- her father as justifying an experiment that failure would have made
- discreditable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once more, then, the three sisters met that night in Fanny's bedroom. The
- two younger could now look on her without their feeling of awe. They were
- on the verge of being indignant with Mrs. Burney for having made no
- reference whatever since returning from the Reynoldses to the subject of
- Sir Joshua's eulogy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not once did she mention the name of 'Evelina' to the padre; Sir Joshua
- might just as well have talked of Miss Herschel's comet to her,&rdquo; said
- Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And after our schooling ourselves so rigidly to give no sign that we were
- in any measure connected with the book too&mdash;it was cruel!&rdquo; said
- Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was not as if the padre did not give her a good chance more than
- once,&rdquo; continued Susy. &ldquo;Did he not ask if anyone had given her any news?
- And what did she answer?&mdash;Why, only that someone had said that Mr.
- Fox had lost a fortune a few nights ago at faro! As if anybody cares about
- Mr. Fox! I was prepared for her opening out at once to him about the book&mdash;maybe
- begging him to send Williams to buy it at Mr. Lowndes'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, at seven-and-sixpence!&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;My dear child, do you know
- mamma no better than to fancy that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I don't know is how she resisted it,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;Oh, you heard
- how Sir Joshua talked about it; and Miss Reynolds too&mdash;she praised it
- up to the skies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Other people in the painting-room as well as in the drawing-room were
- talking of it,&rdquo; said Susy. &ldquo;I heard the beautiful Miss Horneck speak of it
- to the lady with the big muff and the rose taffeta with the forget-me-not
- embroidery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure that everybody was speaking of it&mdash;I could hear the name
- 'Evelina' buzzing round the rooms,&rdquo; cried Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes; everyone was talking about it, and only mamma was silent&mdash;<i>is</i>
- silent. I don't think that at all fair,&rdquo; continued Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are silly little geese,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Could you not see that she would
- not mention it lest it should reach our ears and we should be filled with
- an <i>irresistible</i> desire to possess it&mdash;<i>it</i>&mdash;a modern
- novel! Think of it! Oh, my dears, you are too unreasonable, Mamma knows
- her duty too well to allow even the name of a novel to pass her lips and
- maybe reach the ears of such a group of fly-away young things as
- ourselves! She understands the extent of her responsibilities. Go to your
- beds and be thankful that you have so excellent a guardian.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But when we were prepared&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began one of them, when Fanny
- interrupted her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may conserve your preparations&mdash;you will hear her say the name
- soon enough&mdash;you may depend upon that,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You may prepare to
- hear yourselves summoned into her presence to give a full and true account
- of your complicity in the thing which was perpetrated under this sacred
- roof&mdash;nay, in the very room where the great philosopher Newton wrote
- his thesis! A novel written in the room in which the divine 'Principia'
- was produced! Why, 'twere as bad in mamma's eyes as acting one of Mr.
- Foote's farces in St. Paul's Cathedral. Oh, yes, you'll have to face her
- soon enough, and after that you'll never wish to hear the name Evelina
- again. Now, good-night, and thank heaven for your respite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They left her, glum and dissatisfied. It was plain to her that they were
- disappointed at not being given the opportunity of showing how admirably
- they had themselves under control in regard to the secret&mdash;of showing
- Fanny how they could hear Mrs. Burney talk at length about &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo;
- while neither of them gave the least sign of ever having heard the name
- before. It was indeed disappointing that all their studied immobility
- should go for nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Fanny knew that their secret could not possibly remain hidden for many
- more days. If the book was going into everybody's hands, her father would
- be certain to have it, and then&mdash;would he not know? Would not she be
- summoned into his presence and that of his wife&mdash;the lady of many
- responsibilities&mdash;and required to defend herself?...
- </p>
- <p>
- She fell asleep before she had come to any conclusion as to the line of
- defence that she should adopt.
- </p>
- <p>
- And in spite of the readiness of her sisters for any inquisition to which
- they might be summoned, they were startled&mdash;as was also Fanny herself&mdash;when,
- immediately after a rather silent and portentous breakfast, Mrs. Burney
- said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Susy and Lottie, you may go to your duties. You, Fanny, will remain, as
- your father wishes to speak to you on a matter of some gravity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So the long-expected hour had come, the three girls thought. By some
- accident unknown to them their secret was exposed, and Fanny was about to
- be called upon to explain, if she could, to the satisfaction of her father
- and her stepmother, how it came that she so far forgot the precepts of her
- upbringing as to write a novel quite in the modern spirit, though adopting
- a form which the master-touch of Mr. Samuel Richardson had hallowed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE two girls left
- the room slowly, after sending in the direction of Fanny a glance which
- they meant should encourage her&mdash;a glance which should let her know
- that they were quite ready to share her punishment, should the worst come
- to the worst.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny replied to them with her eyes; and then prepared for the worst.
- </p>
- <p>
- It quickly came.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear daughter,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney, when they were alone, Mrs. Burney in
- her chair at the head of the table. &ldquo;My dear Fanny, I am no believer in
- leading by degrees up to such a communication as I have to make to you. I
- think that the sooner it is got over the better it will be for all whom it
- may concern. Well, this is it: Mr. Thomas Barlowe has written to me asking
- my permission for him to address you with a view to marriage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a pause, looking at her to observe the effect of this revelation.
- </p>
- <p>
- And what he saw at first was a girl with a pale face and downcast eyes,
- awaiting, almost breathlessly, an accusation from which she shrank; but
- when he had spoken he saw a great change come over her. Not immediately,
- but gradually. It seemed to him that she had not fully realized the
- meaning of his words&mdash;that she was puzzled&mdash;trying to recall
- what he had said. Then the light seemed to dawn upon her. She flushed,
- and, after a few moments, threw back her head and went into a peal of
- laughter&mdash;a real schoolgirl's fit of laughter at something amazingly
- comic&mdash;the tumbling of a clown into a pool of water with a splash,
- or, perhaps, the slipping of a dignified beadle upon a butter slide. Her
- laughter went on for a long time, but without in the least suggesting
- hysteria&mdash;it was simply a girl's natural laughter on realizing the
- comic side of a situation which grown-up people would regard as extremely
- serious.
- </p>
- <p>
- Neither her father nor his wife could understand why she should receive in
- such a spirit an essentially serious communication&mdash;the most serious
- that any young woman could receive. They had not before them the ludicrous
- picture that presented itself to her imagination&mdash;a picture of the
- Roman Rauzzini on the one side and the Poultry Barlowe on the other,
- asking her to choose between them. It was this presentment, coming in a
- flash the moment she realized that the publishing of the book was not the
- question which she had to face, that forced her to yield to that long fit
- of laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her father and stepmother sat stolidly by, but she knew that had she and
- her father been alone, he would at least have smiled with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- In a few minutes she had recovered herself sufficiently to be able to
- apologize for her levity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I am behaving like a goose, but I could
- not help it&mdash;something forced me&mdash;something that occurred to me&mdash;a
- funny thing. I am very sorry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is nothing funny that I can see in the honourable request made by
- an honest young man, my dear Fanny,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; nothing whatever; only&mdash;well, funny ideas will occur to
- foolish people like myself at the most serious moments,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is quite true, indeed,&rdquo; said her father. &ldquo;I have myself experienced
- what you say. Perhaps, after all, I should not have blurted out what I had
- to tell you&mdash;it came to you as a surprise, I doubt not.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A great surprise, indeed,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;I cannot understand how Mr.
- Barlowe could ever fancy that I&mdash;that he&mdash;that&mdash;oh, I
- should have known what that terrible entertainment was meant to lead to&mdash;but
- when, in that clumsily marked way I was sent into the drawing-room with
- him alone, he began to talk of his uncle, the Aider-man&mdash;he said that
- the Alderman was quite approachable even in regard to ordinary people like
- ourselves&mdash;and then came his cousins&mdash;all of them remarkable!
- But you should have seen him slice away at the ham&mdash;the biggest ham I
- ever saw&mdash;it needed to be&mdash;such eating!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The recollection of that no doubt made you laugh,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;But,
- at the same time, you must remember that though the customs of the Poultry
- are not ours, still, they may be very reasonable customs&mdash;perhaps
- more reasonable than our own. It may suit us to dine as late as halfpast
- four and only to have a slice of cake with our tea; but business people
- find it more convenient to dine at one o'clock&mdash;it makes an equal
- division of their long working-day&mdash;so that a slice of ham&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that is quite true, and I was not so foolish as to give myself
- airs because I had dined at half-past four and had no appetite for ham,&rdquo;
- said Fanny; &ldquo;but&mdash;oh, mother, you saw how foolishly formal was the
- whole thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I said that I thought it quite unnecessarily formal,&rdquo; replied Mrs.
- Burney, &ldquo;and if I had had any notion that it was going to be like that I
- would certainly have given Mrs. Barlowe a hint. Still, Thomas is, I know,
- an excellent young man who has never given his parents an hour's
- uneasiness, and his intentions are honourable, and so should be honoured.
- If you have no tender regard for him at present that is no reason why,
- when you get accustomed to the thought of him as a suitor for your hand&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, mother, that is quite impossible!&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;How could I ever get
- accustomed to such a thought?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not know why you should not,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;He is a most
- worthy young man, and Mr. Barlowe's business is one of the best in the
- City. You must remember, my dear Fanny, that in these days a girl, unless
- she has a portion, runs a very great chance of becoming an old maid, so
- that no opportunity of settling down in a comfortable home should be
- neglected.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is perfectly true,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;You will understand that we
- have no desire to force this or any match upon you, my dear child: so long
- as I have a house over my head you shall share it. But I am sure that you
- must know that I am a poor man to-day, although I have worked as hard at
- my profession as any living man, and I cannot provide you or your sisters
- with any portion. Heaven knows that if I had a fortune I would gladly
- divide it among you; but as it is, I think it right to tell you that you
- need expect nothing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dearest father,&rdquo; said Fanny, dissolving into tears, as she took his hand
- and kissed it, &ldquo;I have never expected a fortune from you&mdash;not a penny
- piece. I know that I shall be portionless, and I daresay that Mr. Barlowe
- thinks himself generous in his proposal; but I could never bring myself to
- accept him&mdash;to look on him as a suitor. It would be quite impossible.
- If I thought it possible that I should ever have any affection for him, I
- might feel myself justified in encouraging him; but I know that it would
- be out of the question. I would prefer to go forth and beg my bread&mdash;nay,
- to starve.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then we shall pursue the matter no farther for the present,&rdquo; said her
- father, kissing her on the forehead as she nestled close to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, that is best&mdash;for the present,&rdquo; acquiesced his wife. &ldquo;Still, if
- you will be advised by me, my dear Fanny, you will remember that Mr.
- Barlowe is ready to address you knowing that you will be portionless, and
- if you bear that in mind, perhaps you will be surprised to find some' day,
- not so far distant, that the thought of him is not so repugnant to you.
- You are no longer a girl, and when one is midway between twenty and thirty
- every extra year counts in reducing one's chances of being settled in
- life. I could cite dozens of instances that I have known of young women
- being glad to accept at twenty-eight the suitors they scorned at twenty or
- even twenty-five. Oh, yes, the years come upon one and bring with them a
- clearer vision of life and love; frequently they bring regret for
- opportunities neglected. But we will not press the matter any farther&mdash;just
- now. I dare say the young man will submit to be put off&mdash;for a time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, for ever,&rdquo; said Fanny resolutely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said her stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a pause, during which Fanny seemed to be debating some matter in her
- mind, a little line showing itself along her forehead, she said slowly: &ldquo;I
- do not think that I shall be a burden on you, dear father; I believe that
- one day I may be able to do something.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not fancy that I would ever think of you as a burden, my dear child,&rdquo;
- said her father. &ldquo;But what do you mean by saying that you may one day do
- something?&mdash;some work, do you suggest?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Something&mdash;I am fond of writing,&rdquo; she murmured.
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed gently, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are a very good girl, my love, and I know how much I am indebted to
- you for your admirable copying of my notes for the History; but do not let
- the idea take hold of you that such work is well paid. If you ever get in
- touch with a bookseller, he will tell you that the work of a copyist is
- very poorly paid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was not thinking of copying,&rdquo; murmured Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of what then, pray?&rdquo; he asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I could but write a book,&rdquo; she replied, with her eyes on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A book!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney, who thought that she had been silent long
- enough. &ldquo;A book!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be sure&mdash;to be sure,&rdquo; said her father, in the indulgent tone of a
- parent humouring a child. &ldquo;You might write a book&mdash;so might anyone
- who could pay for a ream of paper, a bottle of ink and a box of quills.
- You should speak to Mr. Newbery about it: he has printed many nursery
- stories since 'Goody Two Shoes.' You might indeed do something that the
- children would take a fancy to. Well, Francis Newbery is as honest a man
- as his uncle, and we may talk to him about it. By the by, did not you once
- tell me that you had written something, or that you were going to write
- something? You thought it proper to get my leave. I had forgotten that.
- Well, if it be a moral nursery story, we might interest Mr. Newbery in
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not think that it is quite wise to encourage a girl to neglect her
- useful household duties in order to compile some rubbish that no one would
- read,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course you will understand that you are not to neglect your household
- duties, Fanny,&rdquo; said her father.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If she performs her household duties and sticks to her needlework, she
- will have no time left for scribbling rubbish,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney,
- hastily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She made a bonfire of all that childish nonsense long ago, and I hope
- that she will never be so foolish as to waste good paper and pens and,
- most precious of all, good time, over such exercises. That is all we have
- to say just now, I think&mdash;is it not, Doctor? I shall reply to Mr.
- Barlowe's letter&mdash;a most creditable letter&mdash;straightforward&mdash;honourable!
- I am only sorry that I cannot make the reply to it that it deserves.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She had opened the door and called for William, their manservant, to
- remove the breakfast things. Fanny lingered for a few minutes after she
- had risen from her chair. She had assumed from the moment she had begun to
- speak of writing, that her opportunity had come; if her stepmother had not
- interposed so hastily and so emphatically, she would have made her
- confession as to &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo;, let the consequences be what they might; but
- now that the servant had come with his tray and her stepmother jingled her
- key-basket, she perceived that her chance was gone. She had a sense of
- sneaking out of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- As she went slowly up the stairs she could hear the voice of her
- stepmother remonstrating with her father for having said something that
- she, Fanny, might regard as encouragement to waste her precious time in
- the pursuit of such folly as writing a book.
- </p>
- <p>
- She heard her father's little laugh as he explained (she was sure) that of
- course he had not been speaking seriously; but that he had not the heart
- to be severe upon her and her harmless scribbling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The author of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; went very slowly upstairs, and when she reached
- the work-room landing she found Susy and Lottie waiting for her, glowing
- with excitement. Susy was waving over her head what seemed to be a bulky
- pamphlet. Coming closer, Fanny saw that it was the chief of the literary
- reviews, which had apparently just arrived at the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A splendid column about 'Evelina,'&rdquo; she whispered. &ldquo;Not so good as it
- should be, but still splendid. Here it is. But why are you so glum? Surely
- they did not scold you now that the book is so great a success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They did not ask me to tarry in the room to charge me with double-dealing
- in regard to the book,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;They would not allow me to make my
- confession when I had the opportunity&mdash;the best that I shall ever
- have. 'Twas not my confession that was on the <i>tapis</i>, but quite
- another. That is why I look glum.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Another&mdash;another confession? But what had either of them to
- confess?&rdquo; cried Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing. They didn't confess.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But whose confession was it, then, if not theirs?&rdquo; asked Lottie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was young Mr. Barlowe's,&rdquo; said Fanny, with a lugubriousness that was
- quite comic. &ldquo;Young Mr. Barlowe wrote to the padre to confess that he was
- passionately&mdash;madly&mdash;in love with me, and threatening to drown
- himself unless permission were given to him to address me&mdash;we all
- know how fervently young Mr. Barlowe would put his case&mdash;that was
- what I was summoned to listen to&mdash;the fiery letter&mdash;only it was
- too ardent for my ears: I was only told its purport.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But who would ever have thought that he had it in him?&rdquo; cried Susy. &ldquo;Such
- impudence! I never dreamt that he could rise to such a height of impudence
- or I should have thought better of him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis not too late yet, my child,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;You are at liberty to
- think as highly of Thomas as you please&mdash;or as it would please him.
- Please take over his blighted affections and it will be a weight off my
- mind. Now give me a chance of reading my splendid review&mdash;not that I
- care in the least what these foolish critics may say of me&mdash;I care
- nothing, I tell you, only if you do not let me see it at once I shall die
- at your feet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There it is,&rdquo; said Susy, &ldquo;a full column! The idea of anyone written of in
- such terms being proposed to by Thomas Barlowe! Such impudence indeed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE levity shown by
- Fanny Burney and the flippancy of her phrases did not wholly conceal from
- her sisters all that she was feeling on the subject of the proposal to
- which she had referred with such lightness. She knew that while her father
- and her stepmother would not treat her with any marked disfavour on
- account of her rejection of the worthy young man who was ready to offer
- her a home, still Mrs. Burney at least regarded with great disfavour the
- nature of the answer which she had to send to the Poultry, and Fanny was
- very well aware of the ease with which so conscientious a guardian as Mrs.
- Burney could make her feel every day of her life what was Mrs. Burney's
- opinion of her rejection of an eligible young man.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny recognized the great merits of her stepmother, and she could look
- from her standpoint at most of the incidents of their daily life. In that
- household one mouth less to feed was worth consideration&mdash;the number
- of mouths to feed was a constant source of thought with Mrs. Burney, as
- was also the question of a provision for the future of all of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney would be fully justified in feeling cross with her, not being
- aware of the fact that another young man, compared with whom Thomas
- Barlowe was as the dust of the ground, was burning, with an ardour of
- which Thomas was incapable, to take her to himself and provide for her in
- a style undreamt of in the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the worst of the matter was that she could not let her stepmother into
- this secret. She could not say that she was engaged to marry Signor
- Rauzzini, and she might leave herself open to the gravest rebuke for
- having listened to his protestations of devotion without obtaining the
- consent of either of her parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- And through all this tangle of reflections there ran the silken thread of
- consciousness that she was no longer the Fanny Burney who was regarded by
- her stepmother as the dunce, but Fanny Burney the writer of &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; to
- whom the most critical review had devoted a full column of adulation!
- </p>
- <p>
- That was what made her position so anomalous; and it was because she took
- the happenings of the previous days to heart that she went to bed with a
- shocking headache, and after a sleepless night was found on the verge of a
- fever. She was suffering from suppressed secrets; but the doctor did not
- know this. He prescribed James's Powders; and when these should have done
- all that they were meant to do&mdash;a small part of all that Dr. James
- and Mr. Newbery affirmed they would do&mdash;a change into the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- But several weeks had passed before she was strong enough to start on the
- latter and most essential portion of the prescription, and found herself
- in her own room in Mr. Crisp's isolated house at Chessington.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meantime, of course, she had no further news of the book, and she remained
- unconfessed, so far as the secret of its publication was concerned. Her
- sisters did not so much as mention its name or the name of Thomas Barlowe,
- so cleverly had they diagnosed the nature of her malady and so tactfully
- did they try to hasten her recovery.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her old friend Mr. Crisp had been her guide since her childhood. She
- always alluded to him as her second Daddy&mdash;so far as paternal
- influence was concerned she might have given him the foremost place. He it
- was who had led her on to embody in letters to him the daily incidents of
- her life, thus unconsciously setting the loom, as it were, in which
- &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; was to be woven. He it was who became her teacher and her
- critic, and it was possibly because she feared his criticism of her work
- that she refrained from making a confidant of him from the first. She felt
- that she could face the public and the reviewers&mdash;it did not matter
- how they might receive the book, but she was too timid to submit it to the
- mature judgment of the man who had first put a pen in her hand. It was not
- on her own account that she refrained from giving him a chance of reading
- her book, but on his: she knew how hurt he would be if he found her book
- to be an indifferent one, and whether indifferent or not, how angry he
- would be if people did not buy it by the thousand.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, however, that she found herself alone with him, she made up her mind
- to tell him all about it. She would choose her own time for doing this;
- but it would certainly be done before she returned to St. Martin's Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- But on the second day after her arrival at Ches-sington a parcel came for
- her, addressed by Susy. On opening it, she found it to contain two volumes
- of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo; The letter that was enclosed told her that Cousin Edward had
- called at the Orange Coffee House and found that a set had been left there
- at the instance of Mr. Lowndes, addressed to Mr. Grafton. Of these, Lottie
- had read the first two, which were now sent on to the author, but the
- third she had not finished, and hoped that Fanny would not mind her
- detaining it for a few days longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was really the first glimpse that the author had of her book in its
- binding. She had, in the name of Mr. Grafton, requested Mr. Lowndes to
- send a set of the volumes to the Orange Coffee House. But that was nearly
- three months ago, and until now Mr. Lowndes appeared not to have thought
- it worth his while to comply with the request. Now, however, it seemed to
- have occurred to him that the author of a book that everyone was talking
- about might be worth conciliating, and so he had directed a set of volumes
- to the Coffee House.
- </p>
- <p>
- At once Fanny made up her mind that she would pave the way, so to speak,
- for a full confession to Mr. Crisp.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Susy has sent me on two volumes of a new novel, lest I should feel dull,&rdquo;
- she said. &ldquo;As if I am not much more likely to feel dull in the company of
- a new novel than of my old Daddy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought that your stepmother prohibited the reading of novels, new or
- old, in your house,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps mamma did not know anything about this particular one,&rdquo; replied
- Fanny; &ldquo;besides, it is to be read in your house, not ours.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So that the responsibility will be mine?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Mrs. Burney is only
- answerable to heaven for keeping your mind free from the baleful influence
- of novels, but I am in a worse case, for I am answerable to Mrs. Burney.
- And what is the name of the precious production?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me see,&rdquo; said Fanny, artfully referring to the title page. &ldquo;Oh, yes:
- 'Evelina; or, a Young Lady's Entrance into the World.' Do you call that an
- alluring title?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Too sentimental by half,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;But I have heard of the thing, and
- one of the reviews dealt with it some weeks ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Praise or blame?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, foolish adulation for the great part; but not without a reasonable
- word here and there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The reasonable part you are sure must be the censorious? That is not fair
- to the poor author.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor author? Yes, they are all poor authors nowadays. What's the name of
- this particular item of poverty?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no name on the title page; but I hear that the writer was Mr.
- Anstey himself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! another 'Bath Guide'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir Joshua Reynolds told mamma that he had remained up all night reading
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor Sir Joshua! His eyes are none too good at the best! And does Susy
- believe that the book which kept Sir Joshua awake is the best one to send
- you asleep? You came to Chessington, you know, to get as much as possible;
- 'Tired Nature's sweet restorer, balmy sleep!' the truest words that
- Shakespeare ever writ.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What I propose to do is to try it upon you, my dear sir. I mean to give
- you a dose of it this evening, instead of gruel, and if it makes you sleep
- I will know that I may continue it for myself&mdash;it will be more
- wholesome than poppy or mandragora.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good! But I dare swear that it will be bad enough to keep me awake. You
- know that extremes meet in the case of books, as well as other matters;
- one keeps awake reading a good book, in expectancy of its undeveloped
- goodness; and reading a bad one, wondering how far the author can actually
- go in point of dullness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have often thought that; but Susy has sent only two of the three
- volumes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So that we shall not be able to fathom the full depth of the author's
- dullness? We should be grateful to Susy&mdash;so should the author. Well,
- you shall begin after tea, while there is yet daylight: <i>Le livre ne
- vaut pas la chandelle.</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Nous verrons</i>,&rdquo; cried Fanny.
- </p>
- <p>
- And she started reading the book that same day, an hour before sunset. The
- room in which they sat was a small one with a window facing the west and
- overlooking a long stretch of billowy common. The spicy scent of the
- wallflowers in the little garden patch at the side of the house was wafted
- through the half-open lattice, and occasionally there came the sound of
- the ducks gabbling at the pool beyond the gate that shut off the house
- from the lane. It was a cloudless evening, and the sunset promised to be
- peach-like in its tender tints of pink and saffron with the curves of
- delicate green in the higher sky. Fanny sat at the window and the old man
- reclined at his ease upon the sofa.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am giving myself every chance,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;All that I ask of you, my
- Fannikin, is that you do not glance at me every now and again to see if I
- am still awake. If you do so, I shall never yield to so much as a doze.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I promise faithfully to await your signal that you are alert,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so began one of the most delightful hours of her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was not a particularly good reader aloud when a book was casually put
- into her hands, but here she had before her a volume that she could almost
- have repeated verbatim, so that she soon found that she was just too
- fluent: she felt that if she went on at this rate his critical ear would
- tell him that she had every page by heart, and he would ask her for an
- explanation of so singular a thing as her being able to repeat so much of
- a book which she professed to have in her hands for the first time. She
- put a check upon her fluency, and though she did not go so far as to
- simulate stumbling over certain words, she neglected the punctuation now
- and again, and then went back upon some of the passages, causing him to
- give a little grumble and say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be careful, my dear; there's no need for haste: the evening is still
- young.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After that she was more careful&mdash;which is the same as saying she was
- more careless of adhering to the scheme she had adopted. She felt that as
- he had now been put off the scent, she might run along as she pleased
- without there being a chance of his suspecting anything through her
- showing herself familiar with passage after passage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before she had got through more than a dozen pages she heard a creaking of
- the sofa&mdash;she trusted herself to glance in that direction and found
- that he was no longer reclining: he was sitting up and listening
- attentively. She continued reading without making a remark for a full
- hour. The sun had set, but the twilight was clear enough to allow of her
- seeing the print on the page before her for some time still; then the
- darkness seemed to fall all at once, and she laid the book down when she
- had come to the close of one of the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Candles,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Candles! Upon my word, the world is right for once:
- the stuff is good. We must have candles. Candles, I say!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Supper, say I,&rdquo; cried Fanny. &ldquo;I feel that I have need of bodily
- refreshment after such a task. Does it sound real to you, Daddy Crisp&mdash;all
- about the Young Lady who is about to enter the world?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not merely does it sound real, it is real&mdash;it is reality,&rdquo; he
- replied quickly. &ldquo;The man who wrote what you have read has something of
- the genius of&mdash;of&mdash;now whom does he resemble, think you?&mdash;Richardson
- here and there, and in places, Fielding, it seems to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You suppose that 'tis written by a man?&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, of course, 'tis the work of a man,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;Where is the woman
- living that is capable of writing a single page of that book? What, have I
- gone to so much trouble in training you to understand what is bad and what
- is good in writing, to so little purpose, that you should have a doubt as
- to the sex of what you have just read?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The sex of a book&mdash;a novel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not? There are masculine books and there is feminine&mdash;trash.
- There you have the difference.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you do not consider this to be&mdash;trash?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will you get the candles, Miss Burney? It seems that you are sorely in
- need of illumination if you put that question to me seriously. Trash?
- Madam, you perceive that I am all eagerness to hear the rest of the story,
- and yet you put that silly question to me! Look you here, you rogue,
- cannot you see that the very fact of your putting such a question to me
- shows that the book is the work of a man? When a carefully trained woman
- such as you cannot yet discriminate between the good and the trash that is
- written, how would it be possible for a woman to write what you have
- read?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You think there is nothing womanly in the book?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is nothing effeminate in the writing, so much is sure. There is
- plenty that is womanly in the book, because the man who wrote it knows how
- to convey to a reader a sense of womanliness to be in keeping with the
- character of the letters&mdash;that is what is meant by genius. A woman
- trying to produce the same effect would show the frill of her petticoat on
- every page. She would make the men's parts in the book as feminine as the
- women's. Now, no more chatter an you please, but get the candles.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Mrs. Hamilton will get our supper by their light.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny tripped away, and was behind the door of the larder before she
- allowed the laughter which was pent up very close to her eyes to have its
- freedom. It was a very hearty laugh that she had, for there was a constant
- buzzing in her ears of the question:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What will he say when he learns the truth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She was ready to dance her Nancy Dawson in delight at seeing the effect of
- the book upon the old man whom she loved&mdash;the man who was directly
- responsible for its existence. If Mr. Crisp had not taken trouble with
- her, encouraging her to write her letters to him in a natural style, the
- correspondence in &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; would, she knew, be very different from what
- it was. So, after all, she reflected, he was right in pronouncing the book
- the work of a man; but he had no idea that he was the man who was
- responsible for it. That reflection of hers was as fully imbued with the
- true spirit of comedy as her anticipation of the effect that would be
- produced upon him by the revelation of the authorship.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was why this young student of the human comedy was able to
- restrain herself from making the revelation to him at once: she had, as it
- were, a delicate palate for comedy, and it was a delight to her&mdash;the
- gratification of her natural vanity had nothing to do with it&mdash;to
- lead him on to commit himself more deeply every moment on the question of
- the sex of the writer. Oh, no; she had no idea of making any confession to
- him for the present. She would have many another chat with him before the
- moment for that <i>dénouement</i> in the comedy should arrive.
- </p>
- <p>
- So she got the candles and the housekeeper laid the cold chicken and the
- plates on the supper-table, and Mr. Crisp set about mixing the salad in
- the manner he had acquired in Italy. And all the time they were engaged
- over the simple meal he was criticising what she had read, and he had
- scarcely a word to say about it that was not favourable. But he took care
- to protect himself in case he should be forced to retire from the position
- he had taken up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A man is a fool to pronounce an opinion on a book before he has had the
- last page read to him,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have only been touching upon the part
- that I have heard, and I say that it seems to me to be as good as anything
- I have read for years; but that is not saying that the remainder, or some
- portions of the remainder, may not be so greatly inferior as to compel me
- to pronounce unfavourably of the book as a whole. I have had instances of
- such inequality shown by many writers, and it may be that the writer of
- 'Evelina' will be added to the list, although he shows no sign of falling
- off up to your last page. Do not be hurried by me, my dear, but if you
- have indeed made up your mind to eat no cheese, Mrs. Hamilton can remove
- the <i>débris</i>, and unless you are tired, you will read me a few pages
- more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She read until midnight. The only pauses that she made were when he
- trimmed the wicks of the candles. He commended her fluency. She had never
- read better in his hearing, he said. She showed that she understood what
- she was reading; and that, after all, was the greatest praise that could
- be given to anyone. He did not suggest the likelihood that she was tired.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the sound of the bleating of lambs occasionally borne from the
- meadows beyond the little stream&mdash;the sound of an owl that came
- nightly about the house from the barn of the farm a few hundred yards away&mdash;the
- sound of a large moth bumping against the glass of the casement through
- which the candle-light shone. There was nothing to interrupt her in her
- delightful task until the church clock struck the hour of midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not another line,&rdquo; she cried, jumping from her chair. &ldquo;Poor Evelina! she
- will be the better for a sleep. When she awakens she may be able to see
- more clearly who are her true friends and who are not to be trusted.
- Good-night, dear Daddy; and receive my thanks for your attention.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give me the volume,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I usually awake before six, and so shall
- have a couple of hours of it before rising.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not get it from me, sir,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Captain Mervain knows the
- naval rule about drinking glass for glass, and let me tell you that the
- same rule holds in the matter of reading a book&mdash;chapter for chapter
- between us, sir; we shall finish as we have begun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She blew him a kiss and ran upstairs to escape his protests: he shouted
- them after her from the foot of the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
- was a lovely one, and Fanny was feeding the ducks in the brook before
- eight o'clock. When she came into the house to breakfast she found Mr.
- Crisp in the porch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have given me a sleepless night,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I lay awake endeavouring
- to determine for my own satisfaction what would be the outcome of the
- girl's meeting that dreadful Branghton family. I worked out the story to
- its proper conclusion&mdash;so I thought&mdash;on my left side; but when I
- turned on my right I found that I had been grossly astray in all my
- fancies; and forthwith I set to work to put myself right. After an hour or
- two I thought I had succeeded, but, lo! a turn on my back and I saw that,
- as I planned it, the story would never come to an end. So I kept on until
- the dawn. Then I fell asleep, but only to find myself surrounded by
- demons, in the form of Branghtons, and a master devil wearing the epaulets
- of a naval officer, and he made for me with a horrid leer and a cry of
- Mervain! I awoke in a worse state than did the Duke of Clarence in the
- play, and I have not slept since. Oh, that little mischief, Susy!
- Wherefore did she send hither that magic book to be my undoing?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, never before did I perceive the evil of novel reading,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;I could not understand my mother's banning all such books, but now
- I see the wisdom of it. I now see how they tend to unsettle one. But it
- may not yet be too late to save you from the evil influence of 'Evelina.'
- If I read no more of her story, you will soon forget her and all may be
- well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will read no more? Good! Carry out your threat and I will e'en take
- the coach to London and buy a full set at Mr. Newbery's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At Mr. Newbery's? Ah, sir, that is a threat you could not carry out,
- however vindictive you might be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why not, prithee? Think you I would begrudge the seven or eight
- shillings it would cost?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir; but if you went to Mr. Newbery you would probably find yourself
- treated badly by him if you accused him of publishing the book. 'Tis Mr.
- Lowndes who is the guilty person.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not put one to the humiliation of a journey to London all for a
- trumpery novel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, not for a trumpery novel; but we were talking of 'Evelina.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I submit to the correction, my dear; and so now we are in perfect
- agreement, you will continue the story, if only to allay my sleepless
- speculations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder how it will sound when read in the morning? I fear that it will
- be as dull as a play would seem in the garish light of day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell not that to me. There are novels of the morn as well as of the even,
- and I believe that the freshness of this one will be best appreciated in
- the brightness of such a morning as this. At any rate, we can but make a
- trial of it. If we find that it does not read well, you can lay it aside
- till the evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny was delighted to find that he was as interested in her book as Susy
- had been; and the noon came and found her beginning the second volume to
- him, sitting by his side in the sunlight that bathed the little garden,
- and his attention never flagged. Once or twice, however, he grumbled, but
- her ear assured her that his grumble was not a critical one; it was only
- meant to censure the behaviour of the rude Captain Mervain.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were still in the garden when, shortly after noon, a chaise was heard
- in the lane: it appeared to be on its way to the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! as I live 'tis mamma and my sisters come to pay us a visit,&rdquo; cried
- Fanny, seeing a handkerchief waved to her from the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They shall be made welcome, for I cannot doubt that they have brought the
- third volume with them,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp, rising to receive his visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- In this way the reading was interrupted, and indeed Fanny was rather glad
- of a respite. She had not risen from her chair since nine o'clock. A
- chance of stretching her limbs was very acceptable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney and the girls had scarcely settled down to their cakes and
- sweet wine, after explaining that Dr. Burney had insisted on their taking
- this drive into the country, the day promised to be so fine, when Mr.
- Crisp turned to Susy, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wicked girl! What did you mean by sending us the two volumes of that
- vile novel to upset us poor country folk? And I hope you have not
- neglected to bring with you the third.&rdquo; Poor Susy reddened and glanced at
- Fanny without trying to make any reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eh, what is this?&rdquo; cried the old man. &ldquo;Do you mean to disclaim all
- responsibility for the act? Ah, 'tis too late for you to make such an
- attempt. The evil has been done. The poison has begun to work in our
- blood; and its effects can only be neutralized by the contents of the
- third volume. Say at once, I pray, if you have brought it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not trouble poor Susy with your tropes, sir,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;She cannot
- grasp your meaning, and only trusts that we have not gone mad. I suppose
- the road was as usual&mdash;half of it muddy and the rest dusty?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I insist on hearing if the third volume is in the chaise,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Crisp, firmly. &ldquo;If it be not, then you may drive straight back to St.
- Martin's Street and return hither with it in time for Fannikin to read it
- to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray what book is it that you refer to, Mr. Crisp?&rdquo; inquired Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What book, madam! As if there were more books than one printed this year!
- Why, Mrs. Burney, where have you been living all this time, that you have
- never heard of 'Evelina '?&rdquo; cried he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have heard of little else save this 'Evelina' for some time past; but I
- have no time for reading novels, nor has any member of my family,&rdquo; replied
- the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I insisted on one member of your family finding the time yesterday and
- to-day, and the consequence is that she has gone through the first volume
- and part of the second since Susy was so obliging as to send them hither.
- I was in hopes that you had brought the third volume; but I perceive that
- we shall have to wait for it now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Susy was examining very closely the pattern on her plate when Mrs. Burney
- turned to her, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does Mr. Crisp mean that you got that novel and sent it hither to Fanny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only part of it&mdash;no more than two volumes,&rdquo; said Susy quickly, as
- though anxious to submit extenuating circumstances to the notice of her
- stepmother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you get it at Hill's library, or where?&rdquo; inquired Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not get it at a library,&rdquo; replied Susy slowly, as a reluctant
- witness might answer an incriminating question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, did you buy it? Did you spend your money on it?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney,
- with a note of amazement not free from anxiety.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no; I did not buy it,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did it come into your hands, then&mdash;tell me that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cousin Edward brought it for Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you read the first two volumes and are now reading the third?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, mamma, 'tis I that was led by my curiosity,&rdquo; said Lottie hastily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Though you have often heard me protest against the vice of novel reading?
- I wonder at you, Lottie. I am shocked that you should so yield to a vulgar
- temptation,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear madam, you must not talk of our dear 'Evelina' as if she
- were an everyday person,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp. &ldquo;On the contrary, she is a most
- interesting young lady, and if I do not soon learn what happens to her now
- that she has formed some very dubious intimacies, I shall be inconsolable.
- Have you read the book, Mrs. Burney?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I indeed,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney, with more than a suggestion of
- indignation that such a charge should be brought against her. &ldquo;I have
- heard enough about that book during the past month to prevent me from
- having any wish to read it, even if I were a novel reader, which I
- certainly deny. I am ashamed that any member of my household should so far
- forget her duty as to read such stuff.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, come, my dear lady, you must remember that there are novels and
- novels,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp. &ldquo;I have heard you praise Mr. Richardson, have I
- not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Richardson was a genius and a great moral writer, sir, as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The two are not invariably associated. But what if I tell you that this
- new book is worthy of being placed between 'Clarissa Harlowe' and
- 'Pamela'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not do so gross an injustice to the memory of a great man, I am
- sure. But, if you please, we will discuss this no longer. No matter what
- this 'Evelina' may be, the fact remains that I gave a command that our
- home should be free from the taint of novel reading, and my wishes have
- been secretly ignored. I should not wonder if Fanny had encouraged Edward
- to procure the book for her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot deny it,&rdquo; said Fanny in a low voice. &ldquo;'Twas my doing altogether.
- All the blame should rest on my shoulders&mdash;yes, from the first&mdash;the
- very first&mdash;from the title page on to 'Finis.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And your delinquency has given me greater pleasure than I have derived
- from other people's rectitude,&rdquo; said Mr. Crisp. Then he turned to Mrs.
- Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear madam, you must forgive our Fannikin for her misdemeanour. If you
- had but read the book for yourself you would feel as I do on the subject.
- 'Tis the most fascinating story&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is, I hold, the worst of the matter,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;The more
- fascinating the novel, the more dangerous it is, and the greater reason
- there is why it should be excluded from every honest home. A dull story
- may do but little harm. One might reasonably tolerate it even among a
- household of young girls, but a clever one&mdash;a fascinating one, as you
- call this 'Evelina,' should never be allowed to cross the threshold. But,
- by your leave, sir, we will talk no more upon a question on which I know
- we shall never agree.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the most satisfactory proposal that could be made,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Crisp, bowing. &ldquo;I will only add that since you are so fully sensible of
- the danger of a delightful book in your house, you will take prompt
- measures to prevent the baleful influence of 'Evelina' from pervading your
- home, by despatching the third volume to me without delay. The third
- volume of such a novel may in truth be likened to the match in the barrel
- of gunpowder: 'tis the most dangerous part of the whole. The first two
- volumes are like the gunpowder&mdash;comparatively innocent, but the
- moment the third volume is attached&mdash;phew! So you would do well not
- to delay in getting rid of such an inflammatory composition, Mrs. Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I promise you that you shall have it at once, sir,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- &ldquo;And I trust that you will not allow the first and second to return to my
- house. A barrel of gunpowder may be as innocent as you say, so long as the
- match is withheld, but still I have no intention of turning our home into
- a powder magazine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the last reference made to &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; while Mrs. Burney and the
- two girls remained at Chessington. They went away so as to be back in St.
- Martin's Street in time for dinner; but the moment they were together in
- the chaise Mrs. Burney burst out once more in her denunciation of the vice
- of novel reading. From her general treatment of the theme she proceeded&mdash;as
- the girls feared she would&mdash;to the particular instance of its
- practice which had just come under her notice. She administered to poor
- Susy a sound scolding for having received the book from her cousin Edward
- in secret, and another to poor Lottie for having ventured to read it
- without asking leave. The girls were soon reduced to tears, but not a word
- did they say in reply. They were loyal to their sister and her secret with
- which they had been entrusted. Not a word did either of them utter.
- </p>
- <p>
- The drive home on that lovely afternoon was a dreary one, especially after
- Mrs. Burney had said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fear that this duplicity has been going on for a long time in our
- house. Yes, I have noticed more than once an exchange of meaning glances
- between you and Fanny, and sometimes, too, when your cousin Edward was in
- the room. It seemed to me that you had some secret in common which you
- were determined to keep from me. I said nothing at that time, for though
- my suspicions were awakened, yet I thought it best to take the most
- favourable view of the matter, and I assumed that the secret&mdash;if
- there was a secret&mdash;was an innocent one&mdash;such as girls in a
- family may share among themselves about some trifling thing; but now I
- have no doubt that your glances and your winks and your elbowings had to
- do with the smuggling of books into the house for your surreptitious
- reading. I am ashamed of you. It hurts me deeply to find that, after all
- the care I have taken to preserve you in innocence of the world and its
- wickedness, you have been behaving with such duplicity. I shall, of
- course, think it my duty to let your father know what I have found out,
- and he may be able to suggest some means of preventing a repetition of
- such conduct.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The poor girls dared not even look at each other for mutual sympathy, lest
- such glances should be interpreted by their mother as a further attempt to
- pursue the scheme of duplicity with which she had charged them. They could
- only sit tearful and silent until they were once again in St. Martin's
- Street. They longed to rush upstairs together to their room and mingle
- their tears in a sisterly embrace before determining how they should meet
- their stepmother's charges in the presence of their father.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Burney was too astute a strategist to permit them to consult
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is your master within?&rdquo; she inquired of William, the man-servant, who
- opened the door for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is in the library, madam, with Mrs. Esther,&rdquo; replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So much the better,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney to the girls. &ldquo;We shall go directly
- to him, and your sister Esther will be present.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She made them precede her to the room that was called the library. Dr.
- Burney and Hetty were laughing together across the table&mdash;the sound
- of their merriment had been heard by the girls before the door was opened.
- But at the portentous gravity of the entrance of Mrs. Burney her husband
- became grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have returned early,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and&mdash;good heavens! you have been
- weeping&mdash;you do not bring bad news&mdash;Fanny has not had a
- relapse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fanny is quite well; but I bring you bad news,&rdquo; replied Mrs. Burney. &ldquo;You
- will, I am sure, regard it as the worst possible news when I tell you that
- she, as well as her sisters here, have been guilty of the grossest
- disobedience&mdash;a conspiracy of disobedience, I may call it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am amazed&mdash;and grieved,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But I can scarcely believe
- that, brought up as they have been&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They do not deny it,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;I only discovered by chance that, in
- defiance of our rule against novel reading, they been have trafficking
- with their cousin Edward to procure novels for their secret reading, and
- the latest they smuggled into the house is that one called 'Evelina'&mdash;I
- actually found Fanny reading the book to Mr. Crisp, and her sisters
- admitted&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what did Fanny admit?&rdquo; he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She admitted that Edward had procured the book at her request,&rdquo; replied
- his wife. &ldquo;Was not that enough?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not half enough&mdash;not a quarter enough, considering that it was Fanny
- who wrote 'Evelina' with her own hand and under our very noses without our
- suspecting it,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney looked at him dumbly for more than a whole minute. There was
- silence in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she sat slowly down on the nearest chair, still keeping her eyes
- fixed upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">D</span>OCTOR BURNEY sat
- for a long time staring at a point high above his wife's head. The eldest
- daughter, Hetty, standing at the other side of the writing-table, was
- radiant; her eyes were dancing. The two others were standing together&mdash;huddled
- together, it might be said, for they suggested a pair of lambs recently
- frightened&mdash;doubtful of what is going to happen next and feeling that
- the closer they are to each other the safer they will be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever hear of anything so funny?&rdquo; said Hetty, glancing around and
- still radiant.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her father got upon his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And she was the only one that never had any attention,&rdquo; said he, as if he
- had not heard Hetty's remark. &ldquo;Fanny was left to make her own way as
- pleased her best&mdash;no one troubled about her education. She was left
- to pick up knowledge as best she could&mdash;the crumbs that fell from the
- others' table&mdash;that was how she picked up French when the others came
- back from school, and now she speaks it with the best of them... And so
- shy! Tell me, if you can, how she got her knowledge of things&mdash;the
- things in that book&mdash;the pictures red with life&mdash;the real
- life-blood of men and women&mdash;love&mdash;emotion&mdash;pathos&mdash;all
- that make up life&mdash;and don't forget the characterization&mdash;that's
- what seems to me all but miraculous. Hogarth&mdash;we all know that
- Hogarth drew his characters and fitted them into his pictures because he
- made it a point to walk among them and look at them with observant eyes;
- but tell me, if you can, what chance that child had of seeing anything;
- and yet she has filled her canvas, and every bit is made up of firm, true
- drawing. That is the chief wonder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke evidently under the impulse of a great excitement at first, not
- looking at anyone in particular&mdash;just skimming them all with his eyes
- as he paced the room. But he seemed gradually to recover himself as he
- talked, and he appeared to address his last words to his wife. This
- assisted her to recover herself also&mdash;a minute or so in advance of
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You seem to be sure that Fanny wrote it,&rdquo; she said, when he had done. &ldquo;Is
- it fair to condemn her before you make sure?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Everyone looked at Mrs. Burney; but only her husband laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Condemn her&mdash;condemn her for having written the finest novel since
- Fielding?&rdquo; he said, with the laugh still on his face. There was no laugh
- on hers; on the contrary, its expression was more serious than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A novel is a novel,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I told Mr. Crisp&mdash;but that was only
- about the reading of novels&mdash;the cleverer they are the more
- mischievous&mdash;dangerous&mdash;even the reading&mdash;I never dreamt of
- her going so far as to write one, clever or otherwise. But a novel is
- still a novel&mdash;she must have neglected her duties in the house,
- though I failed to observe it... and sending it to a bookseller without
- saying a word to us! Who would have believed that a young woman with her
- training&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It flashed across me when I read the verses addressed to myself at the
- beginning that she had asked my permission some months ago, and that I had
- given it&mdash;I did so laughing at the poor child's credulousness in
- believing that any bookseller would print it for her and pay her for the
- privilege&mdash;the privilege of making a thousand pounds out of her
- book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! are you serious?&mdash;a thousand pounds, did you say?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Lowndes will make more than a thousand pounds by the sale of the book&mdash;Hetty
- tells me that he only paid Fanny twenty for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is the world coming to&mdash;a fortune in a single book! And we
- talked about her being portionless, when all the time she was more richly
- endowed than all the rest of the family; for if she has written one book,
- she can certainly write another equally remunerative. 'Perhaps she has
- another ready for the printers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Burney was blessed with the capacity to look at matters, however
- artistic they might be, from the standpoint of the practical housekeeper.
- The mention of so sonorous a sum as a thousand pounds caused the scales of
- prejudice to fall from the eyes through which she had regarded the act of
- authorship, and at that instant she perceived that it should not be
- thought of as a delinquency but as a merit.
- </p>
- <p>
- And, after all, it appeared that the girl had obtained the permission of
- her father to print it&mdash;that put quite a different complexion upon
- the transaction, did it not?
- </p>
- <p>
- And a thousand pounds&mdash;that appealed to the good sense of a practical
- person and swept away the last cobweb of prejudice that she had had
- respecting novels and their writers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Has she another book written, think you?&rdquo; she inquired in a tone full of
- interest. &ldquo;Of course we shall see that she gets a better share of Mr.
- Lowndes' thousand pounds than she did for her first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She has not written a line since 'Evelina,'&rdquo; said Esther. &ldquo;To be sure, I
- have not been her <i>confidante</i> since I got married, but I know that
- she was so frightened at the thought of what she had done that she would
- not write another page.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Frightened! What had she to be frightened about?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Burney in a
- tone of actual amazement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goodness knows,&rdquo; said Esther with a laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sound of the dinner-bell coming at that moment had about it also
- something of the quality of a long, loud, sonorous outburst of laughter
- with a cynical tinkle at the last.
- </p>
- <p>
- The group in that room dissolved in all directions with exclamations of
- dismay at being overtaken by the dinner-hour so unprepared.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is all over now,&rdquo; said Susy to Lottie, when they were alone in their
- room. &ldquo;I was afraid when she ushered us so formally into the library that
- we would be forced to tell our secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I made up my mind that no torture of the rack or wild horses would unseal
- my lips,&rdquo; said Susy, earnestly. &ldquo;Do you know, Lottie, I feel quite lonely
- without our secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is just the same with me, dear,&rdquo; said Lottie. &ldquo;I feel as if I were
- suddenly cut off from some great interest in life&mdash;as if I had gone
- downstairs one morning and found that someone had stolen the piano. I
- wonder if it was Hetty who told the padre.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make haste and we shall soon learn all,&rdquo; said Susy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before they had finished dinner they learned from their father how he had
- got to the bottom of the secret that they had so cherished.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had gone as usual to give a music lesson to Queenie Thrale, and when
- partaking of some refreshment before setting out for London, Mrs. Thrale
- had talked to him in terms of the highest praise of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo; She had
- read the book twice over, she told him, and had lent it to Dr. Johnson,
- who could talk of nothing else. Then Mrs. Cholmondeley had arrived on a
- visit to Thrale Hall, and she, too, was full of praise of the book. She,
- too, had lent her copy to someone else&mdash;to no less important a person
- than Mr. Edmund Burke, and he had declared himself as greatly captivated
- by it as his friend Sir Joshua Reynolds had been. Everybody was talking
- about it, and the question of the authorship had been as widely discussed
- as before; Mrs. Cholmondeley had declared that she would give twenty
- guineas to find out for certain who it was that had written the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale had thereupon suggested that Dr. Burney was in a better
- position than most people for solving the mystery, going about as he was
- from one part of the town to another and being in close touch with all
- manner of people.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I had not, as you know, so much as read the book for myself&mdash;I
- seemed to be the only one in town who had not done so&mdash;and on getting
- home I sent William post haste to Mr. Lowndes to purchase a set. This
- done, I sat down to peruse the first volume. The page opened on the Ode;
- it lay beneath my eyes, and I tell you truly that I did not seem to read
- it: I seemed to hear Fanny's voice reading the verses in my ear, and the
- truth came upon me in a flash&mdash;incredible though it appeared, I knew
- that it was she who had written the book. Hetty came in before my eyes
- were dry&mdash;she saw the volume in my hand, and she understood all. 'You
- know,' was all that she said. I think that the greatest marvel was the
- keeping of the secret of the book! To think of its being known to four
- girls and never becoming too great for them to bear!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was appealing to his wife, but she only nodded a cold acquiescence in
- his surprise. She remained silent, however, and this was something to be
- grateful for, the girls thought: they knew just what she was thinking, and
- they also knew that if they had some little trouble in keeping their
- secret, she had very much more in restraining herself from uttering some
- comment upon their reticence&mdash;their culpable reticence, she would
- think it. They could see that she was greatly displeased at having been
- excluded from their secret, since such an exclusion had forced her into a
- false position more than once&mdash;notably in the presence of Mr. Crisp,
- when she had become the assailant of novels and novel reading generally,
- and also when she had scolded them on their return in the chaise. But they
- were good girls, and they were ready to allow that they were in the wrong,
- even though they did not think so: that is what really good girls do in
- their desire for peace in their homes. And Lottie and Susy made up their
- minds that should their stepmother tax them with double-dealing and
- deceit, they would not try to defend themselves. The reflection that they
- had kept their sister's secret would more than compensate them for any
- possible humiliation they might suffer at Mrs. Burney's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- All that Mrs. Burney said at the conclusion of her husband's further
- rhapsody about the marvel of Fanny's achievement, considering how she had
- been generally thought the dunce of the family, was comprised in a few
- phrases uttered in a hurt tone:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;While no one is more pleased than myself to witness her success, I cannot
- but feel that she would have shown herself possessed of a higher sense of
- her duty as a daughter if she had consulted her father or his wife in the
- matter,&rdquo; she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may be true enough,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney; &ldquo;but if she had done so, would
- she have achieved her purpose any more fully than she has, I ask you? No,
- my dear, I do not feel, with any measure of certainty, that I would have
- gone far in my encouragement of her efforts, nor do I think that you would
- have felt it consistent with your principles to do so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was only referring to the question of a simple girl's duty in regard to
- her parents,&rdquo; said Mrs. Burney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And your judgment on that point is, I am certain, unassailable,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;But here we have a girl who is no simple girl, but a genius; and I think
- that a good deal of latitude should be allowed to a genius&mdash;a little
- departure from the hard and fast line of the duties expected from a simple
- girl may be permitted in such a one as Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, she has succeeded in her aims&mdash;so much is plain,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Burney. &ldquo;But I hope that should any of her sisters set about a similar
- enterprise&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But the ringing laughter that came from the sisters, their father joining
- in with great heartiness, saved the need for her to complete her sentence.
- At first she felt hurt, but she quickly yielded to the exuberant spirit
- that pervaded the atmosphere of the room, and smiled indulgently, after
- the manner of a staid elderly lady who is compelled to take part in the
- romp of her girls and boys at Christmas time.
- </p>
- <p>
- She continued smiling, and the others continued laughing, and this spirit
- of good humour was maintained until bedtime.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls knew that they would not be scolded for their participation in
- Fanny's secret; for Fanny by her success had justified any amount of
- double-dealing. If Fanny had made a fool of herself they would feel that
- they deserved to participate in her scolding; but success is easily
- pardoned, and so they rightly counted upon a general amnesty. What was it
- that their father had said about a thousand pounds?
- </p>
- <p>
- They went to bed quite happy, in spite of being deprived of the fearful
- joy of having a secret to keep.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">D</span>R. BURNEY had
- given instructions that Fanny was not to be communicated with at
- Chessington until he had seen her; but that the third volume of the book
- was to be sent to Mr. Crisp without delay. He was to go to Streatham again
- in two days' time, and thence to Chessington, where he would make Mr.
- Crisp aware of the identity of the writer of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He anticipated an interesting hour with Mr. Crisp, but a very much more
- interesting half-hour with Mrs. Thrale; for he meant, of course, to lose
- no time in letting that lady into the secret: he knew that she would make
- the most of the information he could impart to her; to be the first to
- learn what all her friends were striving to learn would at once place her
- above Mrs. Cholmondeley, who was willing to pay twenty guineas for the
- knowledge, and even Mrs. Montagu, who was inclined to patronize Mrs.
- Thrale and a good many other ladies, in spite of the fact that Dr. Johnson
- dined usually five days out of every week with Mrs. Thrale, but had only
- dined once with Mrs. Montagu since she had gone to her new house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney was well aware how valuable the Thrale connection was to him; a
- teacher of music is apt to look with sparkling eyes at a houseful of girls
- whose father possesses the possibilities of such wealth as was defined by
- Dr. Johnson in this particular case as beyond the dreams of avarice. Dr.
- Burney had a very nice judgment on the subject of an influential
- connection, and so was delighted to have a chance of doing a signal good
- turn to so deserving a patroness as Mrs. Thrale. Yes, he felt sure that
- his half-hour at Streatham Hall would be the most interesting of the many
- half-hours he had spent under the same hospitable roof.
- </p>
- <p>
- And he was not mistaken in his surmise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale had, as usual, several friends coming to partake of an early
- repast with her; and Dr. Burney had pictured to himself the effect of his
- announcement to the company that his daughter had written the book upon
- which he was pretty sure the conversation would turn&mdash;indeed, he felt
- that he would be greatly surprised if the conversation did not immediately
- rush to the question of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; and remain there for the rest of the
- afternoon; for the enterprising ladies would doubtless bring with them
- some fresh suggestions or new cues to its authorship. He pictured himself
- allowing them to go on for some time until perhaps a statement would be
- made which he should have to contradict point-blank. They would all look
- at him in surprise. What did he know about the matter? Was he interested
- in the question? Had he found out anything?
- </p>
- <p>
- How he would smile while saying quietly:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I am more or less interested in the matter, the fact being that
- 'Evelina' is the work of my daughter, Fanny Burney!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That would be, he thought, a fitting moment in which to divulge the
- secret; he saw the whole scene clearly before him.
- </p>
- <p>
- But before he had reached his destination that intuition of what would
- commend itself to a patron which had been so important an auxiliary to his
- ability in placing him above his rivals in his profession, overcame his
- desire to play the most important part in a dramatic scene; he perceived
- that such a rôle should be taken by an influential patroness, and not by
- himself. Thus it was that when Mrs. Thrale was giving him a cup of
- chocolate after his journey he smiled, saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was greatly interested in the conversation between Mrs. Cholmondeley
- and the other ladies when I was last here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About 'Evelina'?&rdquo; she inquired. &ldquo;Ah, I wonder if Mrs. Cholmondeley has
- yet paid over her twenty guineas to the discoverer of the author. It seems
- that he has as arduous a task in regard to 'Evelina' as Raleigh had in
- regard to his El Dorado.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So it would appear,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;Let us hope that his efforts will
- be more highly valued than those of poor Sir Walter. Have you yourself no
- suspicions on the subject, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, suspicions? There have been as many suspicions set going on this
- subject within the month as would be entertained only by the most
- imaginative Bow Street runner. For my own part, I maintain that the book
- could only have been writ by our friend Horace Walpole. He found that his
- 'Otranto' excited so much curiosity when published without a name, he came
- to the conclusion that he would produce another novel with the same amount
- of mystery attached to it. The only point against this assumption is that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That the book was assuredly written by another person,&rdquo; said Burney,
- smiling in a way that he designed to be somewhat enigmatical.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale tried to interpret his smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; she exclaimed, &ldquo;you have formed another theory&mdash;you&mdash;you
- have heard something since you were last here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not something, madam&mdash;not a mere something, but everything&mdash;everything
- that is to be known regarding the writer of that book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is't possible? Who is your informant?&mdash;the value of all that you
- have heard is dependent upon the accuracy of your informant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The book was written by the person whom I fancied I knew best of all the
- people in the world, and yet the last person whom I would believe capable
- of such a feat. The author of the book&mdash;I am the author of her being&mdash;she
- is none other than my daughter Fanny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale sat staring at him, one arm resting upon the table, her lips
- parted as if about to utter an exclamation of surprise, but unable to do
- so by reason of her surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- More than a minute had passed before she was able to speak, and then she
- could do no more than repeat his words.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your daughter Fanny&mdash;your daughter&mdash;but is not Fanny the little
- shy one that goes into a corner when you have company?&rdquo; she asked, in a
- tone that suggested that she had heard something too ridiculous to be
- believed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is that one, madam,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;It would seem as if the corner of a
- room has its advantages in enabling one to observe life from a true
- standpoint. Two eyes looking out from a corner with a brain behind them&mdash;there
- you have the true writer of a novel of life and character. Poor Fanny! How
- often have not I talked of her as 'poor Fanny'? She had no education
- except what she contrived to pick up haphazard&mdash;a sweet child&mdash;a
- lovable daughter, but the last person in the world to be suspected of such
- a book as 'Evelina.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are sure, sir&mdash;you have seen&mdash;heard&mdash;you know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Beyond any doubt. Her sisters were let into the secret, but neither of
- her parents. I know now why that was&mdash;no want of duty&mdash;no lack
- of respect&mdash;she began the book for her own amusement, and it grew
- under her hand; she sent it to a bookseller, more as a jest than in the
- belief that anything would come of it, and up to the last it was treated
- by her and her sisters as a schoolroom mystery&mdash;a nursery secret&mdash;and
- Mrs. Burney and I were kept out of it solely because we were not of the
- nursery or the schoolroom. And when it became a serious matter we were
- excluded because they were afraid to reveal it to us&mdash;Fanny herself,
- dear child!&mdash;feared that we would be concerned if it were stillborn.
- It was only when it was at the point of being published by Mr. Lowndes
- that she came to me saying that she had been writing something and wanted
- my leave to send it forth, promising that no name would appear upon the
- title page. I gave my leave with a smile, and when I had my laugh at the
- innocence of the girl in fancying that any bookseller would pay for the
- printing of what she might scribble, I forgot all about the matter. It was
- only when I sent for the book and read the Ode addressed to myself that I
- seemed to hear Fanny's voice speaking the words in my ear&mdash;I told the
- others so when they returned from visiting her at Chessington. But
- meantime Esther had come to me, and she told me all that was known to her
- about the book and its secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The most wonderful story ever known&mdash;more wonderful than the story
- of Evelina herself!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale. &ldquo;How people&mdash;Mrs.
- Cholmondeley and the rest&mdash;will lift up their hands! Who among them
- will believe it all possible? List, my dear doctor, you must bring her to
- me in the first instance&mdash;all the others will be clamouring for her
- to visit them&mdash;I know them! You must bring her to me without delay&mdash;why
- not to-day? I can easily send a chaise for her&mdash;a coach if necessary.
- Well, if not to-day, to-morrow. I must have her here. We will understand
- each other&mdash;she and I; and Dr. Johnson will be with us&mdash;quite a
- little company&mdash;for dinner. You will promise me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be assured, dear madam, that there is no house apart from her home where
- I feel she would be happier than in this,&rdquo; said Dr. Burney. &ldquo;She has often
- expressed the warmest admiration for you, and I know that her dearest wish
- is to be on terms of intimacy with you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The sweet girl! she shall have her dearest wish gratified to the fullest
- extent, sir. You will bring her as early to-morrow as it suits you. Good
- heavens! to think of that dear retiring child taking the town by storm!
- Dr. Johnson wrote to me no later than last evening, expressing once more
- his delight in reading the book, and Mr. Burke, too&mdash;but you heard
- about Mr. Burke. I will never forget your courtesy in telling me first of
- all your friends that she was the author, dear doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If not you, madam, whom would I have told?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall be ever grateful. You will give me leave to make the revelation
- to my friends who will be here to-day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is open for you to tell them all that I have told you, my dear madam;
- and you may truthfully add that if the writing of the book will bring her
- into closer intimacy with Mrs. Thrale, the author will feel that it has
- not been written in vain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made his lowest bow on rising from the table to receive his pupil, who
- entered the room at that moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had confidence that he was right in his intuition that his patroness
- would act with good effect the rôle which he had relinquished in her
- favour, when her friends would arrive in another hour for their
- &ldquo;collation;&rdquo; and he was ready to allow that none could have played the
- part more neatly than she did when the time came to prove how much
- better-informed she was than the rest of the world. She might have been
- possessed of the knowledge that Miss Burney was the writer of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo;
- from the first, from the easy and natural way in which she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not trouble yourselves telling me what Mrs. Cholmondeley said to
- Mr. Lowndes, or what Mr. Lowndes said to someone else about the writer of
- the novel; for it happens that I know, and have known for&mdash;for some
- time the name of the author.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There were a few little exclamations of surprise, and a very pretty
- uplifting of several pairs of jewelled hands at this calm announcement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;the writer is a friend of my own, and the
- daughter of one of my most valued friends, and if any people talk to you
- in future of 'Evelina' being the work of Mr. Walpole or Mr. Anstey or any
- man of letters, pay no attention to these astute investigators, but tell
- them that I said the book is the work of Miss Fanny Burney, one of the
- daughters of the celebrated Dr. Charles Burney, himself the author of a
- 'History of Music' that will live so long as the English language has a
- literature of its own.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale did it all with amazing neatness, Dr. Burney thought; and the
- attempt that she made to conceal the expression of triumph in the glance
- that she gave to her guests let him know that his tact had been exercised
- in the right direction. Mrs. Thrale was not the woman to forget that he
- had given her such a chance of proving to her friends how intimate was her
- association with the literary history of the day. She had been for several
- years the patroness of Dr. Johnson, who had written the best dictionary,
- and now she was about to take under her protection Miss Burney, who had
- written the best novel. He knew that Mrs. Thrale was almost as glad to be
- able to reveal the secret of &ldquo;Evelina&rdquo; as if she had written the book
- herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- And everyone else at the table felt that Mrs. Thrale was indeed an
- amazingly clever woman; and wondered how Mrs. Cholmondeley would feel when
- she had learned that she had been forestalled in her quest after the
- information on which she had placed a value of twenty guineas.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T had all come to
- her now. She had had her dreams from time to time when working at her
- novel&mdash;dreams of recognition&mdash;of being received on terms of
- equality by some of the lesser literary people who had visited the house
- in St. Martin's Street, and had gone away praising the musical talents of
- her sisters, but leaving her unnoticed. Her aspirations had been humble,
- but it seemed to her so stupid to be stupid in the midst of a brilliant
- household, that she longed to be able to do something that would, at
- least, cause their visitors of distinction to glance into her corner and
- recognize her name when it was spoken in their hearing. That was all she
- longed for at first&mdash;to be recognized as &ldquo;the one who writes,&rdquo; as
- people recognized &ldquo;the one who plays.&rdquo; But since Signor Rauzzini had come
- upon the scene her ambitions had widened. She dreamt not merely of
- recognition, but of distinction, so that he might be proud of her, and
- that she might not merely be spoken of as the wife of the Roman singer.
- That dream of hers had invariably been followed by a feeling of depression
- as she reflected upon the improbability of its ever being realized, and if
- it should not be realized, all hope of happiness would pass from her life.
- Thus it was that for some months she had lived with the cold finger of
- despair constantly pressing upon her heart. She was so practical&mdash;so
- reasonable&mdash;that she could never yield herself up to the fascination
- of the Fool's Paradise of dreams; she was ready to estimate her chances of
- literary success, and the result of the operation was depressing. How
- could any young woman who had seen so little of life, and who had been so
- imperfectly educated, have any hope to be received as a writer of
- distinction? What claim to distinction could such a girl as she advance in
- the face of the competition that was going on around her in every branch
- of distinctive work?
- </p>
- <p>
- For some months her good sense and her clear head were her greatest
- enemies; evermore bringing her back to the logic of a life in which
- everything is represented by figures, from a great artistic success to a
- butcher's bill&mdash;a life in which dreams play a part of no greater
- significance than the splendid colours clinging about the West in the
- unalterable routine of the setting sun.
- </p>
- <p>
- Many times she had awakened in the night to weep as she felt the
- bitterness of defeat; for her book had been given to the world and the
- world had received it as the sea receives a stone that is flung upon its
- surface. That simile of the stone and the sea was constantly recurring to
- her, and every time she saw that it was weak&mdash;that it fell short of
- meeting her case, for her book had made no stir whatsoever in the world,
- whereas a stone, however small it might be, could not be given to the sea
- without creating some stir on the surface of the waters.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, quite unexpectedly, had come a whisper from the world to tell
- her that her book had not been submerged: the whisper had increased in
- volume until it had sounded in her ears like a shout of acclamation,
- telling her that the reality had far surpassed her most sanguine dreams,
- and that common-sense reasoning is sometimes farther astray in its
- operation than are the promptings of the most unreasonable ambition.
- </p>
- <p>
- These were her rose-tinted reflections while driving with her father from
- Chessington to Streatham, a journey which represented to her the passing
- from obscurity to distinction, the crossing of the Jordan and the entering
- into the Land of Promise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny Burney has herself told the story of her father's coming to her at
- Chessington, and of her dear old friend's reception of the marvellous news
- that Dr. Burney brought to him&mdash;of the phrases which she overheard
- while the two men were in a room together&mdash;the incredulous
- exclamations&mdash;&ldquo;Wonderful&mdash;it's wonderful!&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Why, she has
- had very little education but what she has given herself&mdash;less than
- any of the others&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;The variety of characters&mdash;the variety of
- scenes, and the language&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Wonderful!&rdquo; And then Mr. Crisp's meeting
- her, catching her by the hands as she was going in to supper, and crying,
- &ldquo;Why, you little hussy, ain't you ashamed to look me in the face you&mdash;you
- 'Evelina,' you! Why, what a dance you have led me about it!&rdquo; Miss Burney
- has brought the scene vividly before our eyes in her Diary.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was one of the happiest days of her life; she saw the pride with which
- her father regarded her, for Dr. Burney was a practical man who valued
- achievement as it deserved, and was, besides, the best of fathers, and the
- most anxious to advance the interests of his children. He looked with
- pride upon his daughter, and talked of her having made Mr. Lowndes a
- wealthy man. His estimate of her earning powers had increased: he now
- declared that even if Lowndes had paid a thousand pounds for the book, his
- profits off it would enable him to buy an estate!
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the happiest evening of her life; and now she was in the chaise
- with her beloved father, driving to Streatham, where they were to dine,
- and Dr. Johnson was to be of the party. This meant more than recognition,
- it meant the Land of Promise of her ambitious dreams.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had many matters to reflect upon at this time, but all her reflections
- led to the one point&mdash;her next meeting with Rauzzini. The truth that
- had been revealed to her among Sir Joshua Reynolds' superb canvases, that
- love was more than all else that the world could give her, remained before
- her, as a luminous fixed star, to be a guide to her life; and the
- happiness that she now felt was due to the thought that she could go to
- the man whom she loved, without a misgiving, without fearing that he would
- hear those dreaded voices of the world saying that he had been a fool to
- ally himself with a nonentity, or that she would hear the whispers of
- those who might suggest that she had done very well for herself. She had
- long before made her resolution only to go to him when she could do so on
- terms of equality. At that time her resolution seemed to shut her out from
- all chances of happiness; she knew this, but at the same time she believed
- that it would shut both of them out from every chance of unhappiness; and
- so she had allowed it to dominate her life.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was where her common-sense and her reasonableness had their way,
- prevailing over that blind impulse which she now and again had, to trust
- to chance&mdash;and love&mdash;to overcome every other consideration, and
- to give her lover and herself happiness solely by being together. It was
- such impulses as this that caused love to be referred to as blind. But she
- was now ready to thank heaven for having given her strength to overcome it
- and so to give the victory to reason and good sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- She made up her mind to write to him before she slept that very night,
- telling him what her resolution had been&mdash;he had called it a mystery,
- not knowing anything about it&mdash;and asking him to rejoice with her
- that she had been able to maintain it, so that the barrier which she had
- seen between them was now swept away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to me&mdash;come to me&rdquo;&mdash;that would be the burden of her letter
- to him; she would send it to him and he would come.
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought made her lean back among the cushions of the chaise and shut
- her eyes, the better to enclose the vision of happiness that came from her
- heart. He would come to her and her happiness would be complete.
- </p>
- <p>
- So she arrived with her father at Thrale Hall and was welcomed by Mrs.
- Thrale in the porch. When she had made her toilet for dinner she was shown
- into the drawing-room. As she entered, she was conscious of the presence
- of several men, and the one nearest to her was, she saw, Signor Rauzzini.
- </p>
- <p>
- All the men in the room were looking toward her except Rauzzini. He was
- standing by the side of a small table, presenting his profile to her, and
- his eyes were gazing across the room at a picture that hung between the
- windows, a frown on his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was startled, and the blood rushed to her cheeks. It would have done
- so on her entering the room, even if she had not been surprised to see her
- lover there when she believed him to be still in France.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had stopped before reaching the middle of the room, and then she was
- hidden from the view of everybody by a huge mass of manhood in the person
- of Dr. Johnson. He seemed inclined to embrace her; and as he swung himself
- close to her, there was no one in the room that had not a moment of
- trepidation lest he should fall over her and crush her flat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale tripped alongside Fanny, as if ready to die with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, come, Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I have no intention of allowing you
- to monopolize Miss Burney, for that I perceive is your desire. The
- gentlemen must be presented to her in proper form.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I understood clearly that Miss Burney was coming hither
- for myself alone, and I have no mind to share so precious a morsel with
- others. Miss Burney and I are old friends, give me leave to say; I have
- more than once been interested in a book in the room where she was sitting
- in her father's house. Come to my arms, Miss Burney, and we shall laugh
- together at the jealous glances the others cast at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney will sit beside you at dinner, sir, and that must suffice you
- for the present,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny by the hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Johnson had succeeded, after more than one ineffectual attempt, in
- grasping Miss Burney's left hand, and in his ponderous playfulness, he
- refused to relinquish it, so that she had to make her curtsies to the
- gentlemen with Mrs. Thrale on one side of her and Johnson on the other.
- There was Mr. Seward and Sir Joshua Reynolds, and two others besides
- Signor Rauzzini. Each of them had a compliment to offer her, and did so
- very pleasantly and with great tact.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now that is done, Miss Burney and I can sit together on the sofa, and she
- will tell me why she loves the Scotch and I will scold her for it,&rdquo; said
- Johnson complacently.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, Miss Burney has not yet greeted Signor Rauzzini,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Thrale. &ldquo;You and Miss Burney are already acquainted, I know, Signor
- Rauzzini, though you did fancy that she was one of the musical girls of
- St. Martin's Street.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Rauzzini took a single step away from the table at which he had remained
- immovable, and bowed low, without speaking a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fanny responded. They were separated by at least three yards.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dinner is on the table, sir,&rdquo; announced a servant from the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not sorry,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;Mrs. Thrale gave me a solemn promise that
- Miss Burney should sit next to me. That was why I kept my eye on Miss
- Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And hand too, sir,&rdquo; remarked Mr. Seward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, yes, sir, and hand too, if you insist,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;And let me
- tell you, sir, that a Lichfield man will keep his hand on anything he
- wishes to retain when another Lichfield man is in the same room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His laughter set the ornaments on the mantelpiece a-jingling.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they went in to dinner before the echoes had died away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale kept her promise, and Fanny was placed next to Johnson. But
- even then he did not let go her hand. He held it in one of his own and
- patted it gently with the other. Fanny glanced down the table and saw that
- the eyes of the young Roman were looking in her direction, and that they
- were flaming. What could he mean, she wondered. She had been at first
- amazed at his bearing toward her in the drawing-room; but after a moment's
- thought, she had supposed that he had assumed that distant manner to
- prevent anyone from suspecting the intimacy there was between them. But
- what could that angry look in his eyes portend? Was it possible that he
- could be jealous of Dr. Johnson's awkward attention to her?
- </p>
- <p>
- She was greatly troubled.
- </p>
- <p>
- But if he had, indeed, resented Johnson's attention to her, such a plea
- was no longer valid after the first dish had been served, for in an
- instant Johnson's attention was transferred, with increased force, to the
- plate before him, and during the solid part of the meal, at least, it was
- never turned in any other direction. Poor Fanny had never seen him eat,
- nor had she the same privilege in respect of Mr. Thrale. But she needed
- all the encouragement that her hostess could afford her to enable her to
- make even the most moderate meal while such distractions were in her
- immediate neighbourhood; and she came to the conclusion that she had been
- ridiculously fastidious over the prodigious tea and its service at Mr.
- Barlowe's in the Poultry.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Mrs. Thrale was as tactful and as chatty as ever, and Mr. Seward made
- pleasant conversation for her, sitting, as he did, on the other side from
- Johnson. When Johnson was eating, his fellow guests understood that their
- chance was come to express their views without a dread of being
- contradicted by him.
- </p>
- <p>
- But from the feebleness of her contribution to the chat of the table, Mrs.
- Thrale as well as Mr. Seward perceived that all they had been told about
- the timidity of little Miss Burney was even less than the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- But for that matter, Signor Rauzzini, who had been placed between Mrs.
- Thrale and Dr. Burney, was found by both of them to be also singularly
- averse from joining in the conversation, whether in reply to Burney, who
- addressed him in Italian, or to his hostess, who spoke French to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Mrs. Thrale talked a good deal herself, however, she rose with an
- impression that there had been no especial lack of brilliancy at the
- table.
- </p>
- <p>
- She took Fanny away with her, her determination being that if she should
- fail to draw this shy young creature out of her shell, she would at any
- rate convince her that her hostess was deserving of the reputation which
- she enjoyed for learning, combined with vivacity, so that their
- companionship could not be otherwise than profitable after all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>T was not yet six
- o'clock and the sun was not due to set for more than another hour. The
- evening was a lovely one. From the shrubberies around the house came the
- liquid notes of countless blackbirds and thrushes, and above the trees of
- the park the cawing of the rooks as they wheeled above their nests and
- settled upon the branches.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall sit on the terrace for half an hour, if you have a mind to,&rdquo;
- said Mrs. Thrale, taking Fanny through the drawing-room into a smaller
- room that opened upon a long terrace above the beds of the flower-garden.
- Here were several seats and a small table bearing writing materials.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Here I do most of my correspondence in the summer,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale.
- &ldquo;Sitting at that table in the open air, I have few distractions, unless I
- choose to accept the birds as such; and here I hope you will begin a new
- novel, or better still, a comedy that Mr. Sheridan will produce, with Mrs.
- Abington in her most charming gowns&mdash;you must give your namesake a
- chance of wearing a whole trunkful of gowns.&rdquo; They seated themselves, and
- Mrs. Thrale continued:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now I have confided in you how I do my simple work, and I wish to hear
- from you by what means you found time to write your novel. That is the
- greatest secret of all associated with 'Evelina'&mdash;so your father
- thinks. Mrs. Burney I always knew as a model housekeeper&mdash;a model
- manager of a family, and how you could contrive to write a single page
- without her knowledge is what baffles me as well as your father.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To tell you all would, I fear, be to confess to a lifetime of duplicity,&rdquo;
- said Fanny. &ldquo;I am sometimes shocked now when I reflect upon my
- double-dealing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell me how you first came to stray from the paths of virtue&mdash;such a
- story is invariably interesting,&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My story is like all the others,&rdquo; replied Fanny. &ldquo;I only meant to turn
- aside a little way, but soon I lost myself and I knew that there was no
- retracing my steps.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, alas, the old story!&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale, with a long-drawn sigh.
- &ldquo;Well, happily, you were not able to retrace your steps.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I had no idea that the story would grow upon me as it did,&rdquo; said Fanny.
- &ldquo;I really only meant it to be a diversion for our dear friend, Mr. Crisp,
- and an exercise for myself. I wrote a scrap now and again at odd moments&mdash;when
- I was supposed to be writing to Mr. Crisp, or copying out my father's
- notes for his History, at home as well as at Ches-sington, and when I was
- staying at Lynn; and so the thing grew and grew until I was afraid to look
- at what I had perpetrated.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are paraphrasing <i>Macbeth</i>, my dear: 'I am afeared to think what
- I have done: Look on't again I dare not,'&rdquo; said the elder lady. &ldquo;But with
- all you were able to prepare your father's great work for the press&mdash;he
- told me as much; so that what your double-dealing comes to is that you did
- his writing as well as your own, and at the same time neglected none of
- your ordinary household duties&mdash;if you had done so Mrs. Burney would
- have informed you of it, I have no doubt. An excellent housewife, Mrs.
- Burney! And now you shall tell me how you contrived to bring together so
- marvellous a group of characters&mdash;you who have lived so short a time
- in the world, and had so small an amount of experience.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like someone to answer that question for me,&rdquo; said Fanny. &ldquo;It
- was not until I read the book in print that I began to be surprised at it,
- and to wonder how it came to be written and how those characters had found
- their way into it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But this question was too interesting a one not to be pursued by Mrs.
- Thrale; and for half an hour she put inquiry after inquiry to Fanny
- respecting the characters, the incidents and the language of &ldquo;Evelina.&rdquo;
- Mrs. Thrale was certainly determined to place herself in a position to
- prove to her friends that Miss Burney had made a <i>confidante</i> of her
- in all matters, down to the smallest detail of the book.
- </p>
- <p>
- In ordinary circumstances Fanny would have been delighted to give her her
- confidence in regard to these particulars&mdash;she had always a childlike
- pleasure in talking about her books&mdash;but at this time she only did so
- with a great effort. For while Mrs. Thrale was plying her with questions
- about &ldquo;Evelina,&rdquo; there was ever before Fanny the unanswered question as to
- what Rauzzini meant by his coldness and formality both before dinner and
- during that meal. What did he mean by looking at her with that reproachful
- frown upon his face? What did he mean by averting his eyes from her when
- he had a chance of exchanging confidences with her, as he had often done
- before? What did he mean by sitting at the table without addressing a
- single word to her?
- </p>
- <p>
- These were the questions which she was struggling in vain to answer to her
- own satisfaction all the time that Mrs. Thrale was putting inquiry after
- inquiry to her upon a matter that Fanny now regarded as insignificant
- compared with the one that she was trying to answer for herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Thrale was just beginning a series of questions on the subject of the
- comedy which she meant Miss Burney to write, when a servant appeared with
- a message for the former.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tiresome!&rdquo; exclaimed Fanny's hostess, rising. &ldquo;Here is some insignificant
- household matter that can only be dealt with by the mistress&mdash;summer
- frocks for two girls: the carrier has brought some boxes&mdash;the summer
- has come upon us before spring has prepared us for its arrival, and there
- has been a despairing cry heard in the nursery. I need not excuse myself
- to you, Miss Burney. You will spare me for ten minutes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Burney hoped that the feeling of relief of which she was conscious
- did not show itself on her face, when she expressed the hope that Mrs.
- Thrale would not think of her; she would be quite happy with the birds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the comedy&mdash;do not forget the comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Burney laughed, but before her hostess had reached the door leading
- off the terrace, she was once more immersed in that question:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does he mean by his change of attitude in regard to me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was serious&mdash;so much she knew. He had heard something that had
- caused him to change. But what could he have heard? What manner of man was
- he that would allow himself to be so influenced by anything that he might
- hear against her, without first coming to her for an explanation?
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mind went back to the evening when they had first met. It was in St.
- Martin's Street. He was there on the invitation of Dr. Burney: but it
- seemed that he had become conscious of a sympathy existing between her and
- himself, for he had remained by her side for a full hour while the others
- in the room were singing and playing on the piano, and he had held her
- hand at parting, expressing the hope, which his eyes confirmed, that they
- would soon meet again.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they had met again and again until one evening they found themselves
- alone in an anteroom to the apartment where a musical programme was being
- performed at a great house. Then he had told her that his happiness
- depended on her returning the love which he bore her; and startled though
- she had been, yet when he took her hand all her shyness seemed to vanish
- and she confessed....
- </p>
- <p>
- A sound behind her only served to make her memory seem more vivid, for it
- was his voice that reached her ear and it was singing the same aria that
- he had come from singing on that evening&mdash;the passionate &ldquo;<i>Lascia
- ch'io pianga</i>&rdquo; of Handel. Once more she was listening to the strains&mdash;they
- came from one of the rooms that opened upon the terrace&mdash;and now the
- chords of the accompaniment were struck with a vehemence that had been
- absent from her father's playing to Rauzzini's singing upon that occasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- She listened as if in a dream while the noble, despairing strain went on
- to its close, and the melody sobbed itself into silence&mdash;a silence
- that the birds among the roses seemed unwilling to break, for only an
- occasional note of a thrush was in the air....
- </p>
- <p>
- She heard the sound of the door opening a little way down the terrace&mdash;of
- a foot upon the flagged path. She did not raise her head, but she knew
- that he was there&mdash;only a few yards away from her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Through the silence there came the cawing of rooks far away among the
- trees of the park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then all at once she heard his sudden exclamation of surprise. He had not
- seen her at first; he saw her now.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Dio mio! ella è qui!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Still she did not turn her head toward him. More than a minute had passed
- before she heard his slow steps as he approached her. He was beside her
- for quite as long before he spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did not know that you were here,&rdquo; he said in a low voice. &ldquo;But I am
- glad. It is but right that I should say good-bye to you alone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she looked up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why&mdash;why&mdash;why?&rdquo; she cried almost piteously. &ldquo;Why should you say
- good-bye? What has made the change in you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not I who have changed: it is you,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I loved the sweet,
- modest, untarnished jewel of a girl&mdash;a pearl hidden away from the
- sight of men in a dim sea-cave&mdash;a violet&mdash;ah, I told you how I
- loved the violet that hides itself from every eye&mdash;that was what you
- were when I loved you, and I hoped to return to your side and find you the
- same. Well, I return and&mdash;ah, where is the exquisite shrinking one
- that I looked for? Gone&mdash;gone&mdash;gone for ever, and in her place I
- find one whose name is in every mouth&mdash;not a soft, gentle girl, but a
- woman who has put her heart into a book&mdash;<i>Dio mio!</i> A woman who
- puts her heart into a book is like a woman who disrobes in a public place&mdash;worse&mdash;worse&mdash;she
- exposes a heart that should be sacred&mdash;feelings that it would be a
- gross indelicacy to exhibit to the eyes of man!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And that is how you think of me on account of what I have done?&rdquo; said
- she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How can I think anything else?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I told you that I loved you
- because you were so unlike others&mdash;because you were like a child for
- timidity and innocence of the world. I told you on that last evening we
- were together how greatly I admired the act of Miss Linley in turning her
- back upon the platform where she had sung and vowing never to return to it&mdash;that
- was what I told you I loved&mdash;I who have seen how the nature&mdash;the
- womanly charm of every woman suffers by reason of her appealing to the
- public for money&mdash;for applause. That beautiful creature forsook the
- platform before it was too late&mdash;before the evil influence could work
- her ruin. But you&mdash;what do I hear the day I return to England?&mdash;you
- have put your heart&mdash;your soul, into a book that causes your name to
- be tossed about from mouth to mouth&mdash;Fanny Burney&mdash;Fanny Burney&mdash;Fanny
- Burney&mdash;I hear that name, which I regarded as sacred, spoken as
- freely as men speak the name of their Kitty Fisher&mdash;their Polly
- Kennedy&mdash;their Fanny Abington! These are public characters&mdash;so
- are you&mdash;oh, my God! so are you. You should have heard how you were
- discussed in that room behind us before you arrived to-day&mdash;that
- gross man Johnson&mdash;he called you by a dozen pet names as if he had a
- right&mdash;'Fan'&mdash;'Fannikin'&mdash;I know not what&mdash;' a shy
- rogue '&mdash;that was another! They laughed! They did not see the
- degradation of it. You were a toy of the public&mdash;the vulgar crowd!
- Ah, you saw how that gross man, who fed himself as a wolf, tucked you
- under his arm and the others only smiled! Oh, I was shocked&mdash;shocked!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I felt proud&mdash;prouder than I have felt in my life,&rdquo; said she.
- &ldquo;But now I see what I have lost&mdash;forfeited. Listen to me and I will
- tell you what my dream was. I had written that book, but I had no hope of
- printing it until I met you and heard from your lips&mdash;all that I
- heard.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was the truth&mdash;then: I loved you&mdash;then.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew that it was the truth. But who was I that I should be beloved by
- you? I felt that it would be unendurable to me to hear people refer to us&mdash;as
- I knew they would&mdash;the great singer who had stooped to a nonentity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! that was the charm!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who except you would have said so? I knew what they would say, and I made
- up my mind that I would not go to you except as an equal. I wanted you to
- marry someone of whom you would feel proud, and I thought that I had a
- little gift which I would lay at your feet. I did my best to perfect it
- for your sake; but even when the book was printed I would not give you my
- promise until I had assured myself that the gift would be pronounced
- worthy of your acceptance. That was why I put you off for so many months.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, that was your mystery&mdash;you called it a mystery.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was my secret&mdash;my mystery. Never mind; I thought that my hope
- was realized when everyone about me was talking of the book and when
- people whose opinion was valuable had said it was good&mdash;my one
- thought, God knows, was that I could go to you&mdash;that I could make you
- happy, since I should be thought by the world to be in some measure at
- least, worthy of you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor child! you have not made me happy, but miserable. No one can make
- me happy now. I do not love you now&mdash;you are a different person now,
- and you can never return to be what you were. That is the worst of all:
- you can never return to your former innocence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can bear to hear you say even that; for now I perceive the mistake I
- made. I should not have thought of the difference between us: I should
- only have had one thought&mdash;that you had offered me your love and that
- I was ready to offer you my love. That should have been enough for me. You
- were right, I was wrong. Good-bye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her for a few moments&mdash;tears were in his eyes and on his
- cheeks&mdash;then he turned away with a passionate gesture, crying in his
- native tongue:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mother&mdash;mother in heaven! I loved her because she was of a nature
- the same as yours&mdash;saint-like as a lily&mdash;shrinking from the
- world&mdash;in the world but having nothing in common with the world. I
- loved her because I thought that she was as you were. I will not be a
- traitor to your ideal&mdash;to your memory.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am alone in the world; but I know that the spirit of that saint, my
- mother, looks down upon me from her heaven, and will comfort me. My heart
- is broken. <i>Addio! Addio!</i> I do not mean to be cruel&mdash;tell me
- that you do not accuse me of being cruel!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not accuse you. I think I understand you&mdash;that is all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Addio&mdash;addio&mdash;addio!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The sound of his voice grew less with every word.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was alone in the silence of the twilight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not for long, however. She heard the voice of Mrs. Thrale in the room
- behind her, followed by the protests of Dr. Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Burney and I want to have an undisturbed talk together about writing
- books,&rdquo; Mrs. Thrale was saying as she came out upon the terrace.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Books, madam; any fool can talk of books, and a good many fools avail
- themselves of the licence,&rdquo; cried Johnson. &ldquo;Miss Burney and I are going to
- talk about life. Books are not life, Miss Burney.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; said Miss Burney slowly; &ldquo;books are not life&mdash;books are
- not life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END
- </h3>
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- </div>
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