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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Danny's Own Story, by Don Marquis
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-Title: Danny's Own Story
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DANNY'S OWN STORY ***
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-Produced by David Widger from page images generously
-provided by the Internet Archive
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-DANNY'S OWN STORY
-
-By Don Marquis
-
-
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-MY WIFE
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-CHAPTER I
-
-
-HOW I come not to have a last name is a question that has always had
-more or less aggervation mixed up with it. I might of had one jest
-as well as not if Old Hank Walters hadn't been so all-fired, infernal
-bull-headed about things in gineral, and his wife Elmira a blame sight
-worse, and both of em ready to row at a minute's notice and stick to it
-forevermore.
-
-Hank, he was considerable of a lusher. One Saturday night, when he come
-home from the village in his usual fix, he stumbled over a basket that
-was setting on his front steps. Then he got up and drawed back his foot
-unsteady to kick it plumb into kingdom come. Jest then he hearn Elmira
-opening the door behind him, and he turned his head sudden. But the kick
-was already started into the air, and when he turns he can't stop it.
-And so Hank gets twisted and falls down and steps on himself. That
-basket lets out a yowl.
-
-“It's kittens,” says Hank, still setting down and staring at that there
-basket. All of which, you understand, I am a-telling you from hearsay,
-as the lawyers always asts you in court.
-
-Elmira, she sings out:
-
-“Kittens, nothing! It's a baby!”
-
-And she opens the basket and looks in and it was me.
-
-“Hennerey Walters,” she says--picking me up, and shaking me at him like
-I was a crime, “Hennerey Walters, where did you get this here baby?” She
-always calls him Hennerey when she is getting ready to give him fits.
-
-Hank, he scratches his head, for he's kind o' confuddled, and thinks
-mebby he really has brought this basket with him. He tries to think of
-all the places he has been that night. But he can't think of any place
-but Bill Nolan's saloon. So he says:
-
-“Elmira, honest, I ain't had but one drink all day.” And then he kind o'
-rouses up a little bit, and gets surprised and says:
-
-“That a _baby_ you got there, Elmira?” And then he says, dignified: “So
-fur as that's consarned, Elmira, where did _you_ get that there baby?”
-
-She looks at him, and she sees he don't really know where I come from.
-Old Hank mostly was truthful when lickered up, fur that matter, and she
-knowed it, fur he couldn't think up no lies excepting a gineral denial
-when intoxicated up to the gills.
-
-Elmira looks into the basket. They was one of them long rubber tubes
-stringing out of a bottle that was in it, and I had been sucking that
-bottle when interrupted. And they wasn't nothing else in that basket but
-a big thick shawl which had been wrapped all around me, and Elmira
-often wore it to meeting afterward. She goes inside and she looks at
-the bottle and me by the light, and Old Hank, he comes stumbling in
-afterward and sets down in a chair and waits to get Hail Columbia for
-coming home in that shape, so's he can row back agin, like they done
-every Saturday night.
-
-Blowed in the glass of the bottle was the name: “Daniel, Dunne and
-Company.” Anybody but them two old ignoramuses could of told right off
-that that didn't have nothing to do with me, but was jest the company
-that made them kind of bottles. But she reads it out loud three or four
-times, and then she says:
-
-“His name is Daniel Dunne,” she says.
-
-“And Company,” says Hank, feeling right quarrelsome.
-
-“_Company_ hain't no name,” says she.
-
-“_Why_ hain't it, I'd like to know?” says Hank. “I knowed a man oncet
-whose name was Farmer, and if a farmer's a name why ain't a company a
-name too?”
-
-“His name is Daniel Dunne,” says Elmira, quietlike, but not dodging a
-row, neither.
-
-“_And company_,” says Hank, getting onto his feet, like he always done
-when he seen trouble coming. When Old Hank was full of licker he knowed
-jest the ways to aggervate her the worst.
-
-She might of banged him one the same as usual, and got her own eye
-blacked also, the same as usual; but jest then I lets out another big
-yowl, and she give me some milk.
-
-I guess the only reason they ever kep' me at first was so they could
-quarrel about my name. They'd lived together a good many years and
-quarrelled about everything else under the sun, and was running out of
-subjects. A new subject kind o' briskened things up fur a while.
-
-But finally they went too far with it one time. I was about two years
-old then and he was still calling me Company and her calling me Dunne.
-This time he hits her a lick that lays her out and likes to kill her,
-and it gets him scared. But she gets around agin after a while, and they
-both see it has went too fur that time, and so they makes up.
-
-“Elmira, I give in,” says Hank. “His name is Dunne.”
-
-“No,” says she, tender-like, “you was right, Hank. His name is Company.”
- So they pretty near got into another row over that. But they finally
-made it up between em I didn't have no last name, and they'd jest call
-me Danny. Which they both done faithful ever after, as agreed.
-
-Old Hank, he was a blacksmith, and he used to lamm me considerable, him
-and his wife not having any kids of their own to lick. He lammed me when
-he was drunk, and he whaled me when he was sober. I never helt it up
-agin him much, neither, not fur a good many years, because he got me
-used to it young, and I hadn't never knowed nothing else. Hank's wife,
-Elmira, she used to lick him jest about as often as he licked her, and
-boss him jest as much. So he fell back on me. A man has jest naturally
-got to have something to cuss around and boss, so's to keep himself
-from finding out he don't amount to nothing. Leastways, most men is like
-that. And Hank, he didn't amount to much; and he kind o' knowed it, way
-down deep in his inmost gizzards, and it were a comfort to him to have
-me around.
-
-But they was one thing he never sot no store by, and I got along now to
-where I hold that up agin him more'n all the lickings he ever done. That
-was book learning. He never had none himself, and he was sot agin it,
-and he never made me get none, and if I'd ever asted him for any he'd
-of whaled me fur that. Hank's wife, Elmira, had married beneath her, and
-everybody in our town had come to see it, and used to sympathize with
-her about it when Hank wasn't around. She'd tell em, yes, it was so.
-Back in Elmira, New York, from which her father and mother come to our
-part of Illinoise in the early days, her father had kep' a hotel,
-and they was stylish kind o' folks. When she was born her mother was
-homesick fur all that style and fur York State ways, and so she named
-her Elmira.
-
-But when she married Hank, he had considerable land. His father had left
-it to him, but it was all swamp land, and so Hank's father, he hunted
-more'n he farmed, and Hank and his brothers done the same when he was a
-boy. But Hank, he learnt a little blacksmithing when he was growing up,
-cause he liked to tinker around and to show how stout he was. Then,
-when he married Elmira Appleton, he had to go to work practising that
-perfession reg'lar, because he never learnt nothing about farming. He'd
-sell fifteen or twenty acres, every now and then, and they'd be high
-times till he'd spent it up, and mebby Elmira would get some new
-clothes.
-
-But when I was found on the door step, the land was all gone, and Hank
-was practising reg'lar, when not busy cussing out the fellers that had
-bought the land. Fur some smart fellers had come along, and bought up
-all that swamp land and dreened it, and now it was worth seventy or
-eighty dollars an acre. Hank, he figgered some one had cheated him.
-Which the Walterses could of dreened theirn too, only they'd ruther
-hunt ducks and have fish frys than to dig ditches. All of which I hearn
-Elmira talking over with the neighbours more'n once when I was growing
-up, and they all says: “How sad it is you have came to this, Elmira!”
- And then she'd kind o' spunk up and say, thanks to glory, she'd kep' her
-pride.
-
-Well, they was worse places to live in than that there little town, even
-if they wasn't no railroad within eight miles, and only three hundred
-soles in the hull copperation. Which Hank's shop and our house set in
-the edge of the woods jest outside the copperation line, so's the city
-marshal didn't have no authority to arrest him after he crossed it.
-
-They was one thing in that house I always admired when I was a kid. And
-that was a big cistern. Most people has their cisterns outside their
-house, and they is a tin pipe takes all the rain water off the roof and
-scoots it into them. Ourn worked the same, but our cistern was right in
-under our kitchen floor, and they was a trap door with leather hinges
-opened into it right by the kitchen stove. But that wasn't why I was
-so proud of it. It was because that cistern was jest plumb full of
-fish--bullheads and red horse and sunfish and other kinds.
-
-Hank's father had built that cistern. And one time he brung home some
-live fish in a bucket and dumped em in there. And they growed. And they
-multiplied in there and refurnished the earth. So that cistern had got
-to be a fambly custom, which was kep' up in that fambly for a habit.
-It was a great comfort to Hank, fur all them Walterses was great fish
-eaters, though it never went to brains. We fed em now and then, and
-throwed back in the little ones till they was growed, and kep' the dead
-ones picked out soon's we smelled anything wrong, and it never hurt the
-water none; and when I was a kid I wouldn't of took anything fur living
-in a house like that.
-
-Oncet, when I was a kid about six years old, Hank come home from the
-bar-room. He got to chasing Elmira's cat cause he says it was making
-faces at him. The cistern door was open, and Hank fell in. Elmira was
-over to town, and I was scared. She had always told me not to fool
-around there none when I was a little kid, fur if I fell in there I'd be
-a corpse quicker'n scatt.
-
-So when Hank fell in, and I hearn him splash, being only a little
-feller, and awful scared because Elmira had always made it so strong,
-I hadn't no sort of unbelief but what Hank was a corpse already. So I
-slams the trap door shut over that there cistern without looking in,
-fur I hearn Hank flopping around down in there. I hadn't never hearn
-a corpse flop before, and didn't know but what it might be somehow
-injurious to me, and I wasn't going to take no chances.
-
-So I went out and played in the front yard, and waited fur Elmira. But
-I couldn't seem to get my mind settled on playing I was a horse, nor
-nothing. I kep' thinking mebby Hank's corpse is going to come flopping
-out of that cistern and whale me some unusual way. I hadn't never been
-licked by a corpse, and didn't rightly know jest what one is, anyhow,
-being young and comparitive innocent. So I sneaks back in and sets
-all the flatirons in the house on top of the cistern lid. I hearn some
-flopping and splashing and spluttering, like Hank's corpse is trying to
-jump up and is falling back into the water, and I hearn Hank's voice,
-and got scareder yet. And when Elmira come along down the road, she seen
-me by the gate a-crying, and she asts me why.
-
-“Hank is a corpse,” says I, blubbering.
-
-“A corpse!” says Elmira, dropping her coffee which she was carrying home
-from the gineral store and post-office. “Danny, what do you mean?”
-
-I seen I was to blame somehow, and I wisht then I hadn't said nothing
-about Hank being a corpse. And I made up my mind I wouldn't say nothing
-more. So when she grabs holt of me and asts me agin what did I mean
-I blubbered harder, jest the way a kid will, and says nothing else. I
-wisht I hadn't set them flatirons on that door, fur it come to me all at
-oncet that even if Hank _has_ turned into a corpse I ain't got any right
-to keep him in that cistern.
-
-Jest then Old Mis' Rogers, which is one of our neighbours, comes by,
-while Elmira is shaking me and yelling out what did I mean and how did
-it happen and had I saw it and where was Hank's corpse?
-
-And Mis' Rogers she says, “What's Danny been doing now, Elmira?” me
-being always up to something.
-
-Elmira she turned around and seen her, and she gives a whoop and then
-hollers out: “Hank is dead!” and throws her apern over her head and sets
-right down in the path and boo-hoos like a baby. And I bellers louder.
-
-Mis' Rogers, she never waited to ast nothing more. She seen she had a
-piece of news, and she's bound to be the first to spread it, like they
-is always a lot of women wants to be in them country towns. She run
-right acrost the road to where the Alexanderses lived. Mis' Alexander,
-she seen her coming and unhooked the screen door, and Mis' Rogers she
-hollers out before she reached the porch:
-
-“Hank Walters is dead.”
-
-And then she went footing it up the street. They was a black plume on
-her bunnet which nodded the same as on a hearse, and she was into and
-out of seven front yards in five minutes.
-
-Mis' Alexander, she runs acrost the street to where we was, and she
-kneels down and puts her arm around Elmira, which was still rocking back
-and forth in the path, and she says:
-
-“How do you know he's dead, Elmira? I seen him not more'n an hour ago.”
-
-“Danny seen it all,” says Elmira.
-
-Mis' Alexander turned to me, and wants to know what happened and how it
-happened and where it happened. But I don't want to say nothing about
-that cistern. So I busts out bellering fresher'n ever, and I says:
-
-“He was drunk, and he come home drunk, and he done it then, and that's
-how he cone it,” I says.
-
-“And you seen him?” she says. I nodded.
-
-“Where is he?” says she and Elmira, both to oncet.
-
-But I was scared to say nothing about that there cistern, so I jest
-bawled some more.
-
-“Was it in the blacksmith shop?” says Mis' Alexander. I nodded my head
-agin and let it go at that.
-
-“Is he in there now?” asts Mis' Alexander. I nodded agin. I hadn't meant
-to give out no untrue stories. But a kid will always tell a lie, not
-meaning to tell one, if you sort of invite him with questions like that,
-and get him scared the way you're acting. Besides, I says to myself, “so
-long as Hank has turned into a corpse and that makes him dead, what's
-the difference whether he's in the blacksmith shop or not?” Fur I hadn't
-had any plain idea, being such a little kid, that a corpse meant to be
-dead, and wasn't sure what being dead was like, neither, except they had
-funerals over you then. I knowed being a corpse must be some sort of
-a big disadvantage from the way Elmira always says keep away from that
-cistern door or I'll be one. But if they was going to be a funeral in
-our house, I'd feel kind o' important, too. They didn't have em every
-day in our town, and we hadn't never had one of our own.
-
-So Mis' Alexander, she led Elmira into the house, both a-crying, and
-Mis' Alexander trying to comfort her, and me a tagging along behind
-holding onto Elmira's skirts and sniffling into them. And in a few
-minutes all them women Mis' Rogers has told come filing into that room,
-one at a time, looking sad. Only Old Mis' Primrose, she was awful late
-getting there because she stopped to put on her bunnet she always wore
-to funerals with the black Paris lace on it her cousin Arminty White had
-sent her from Chicago.
-
-When they found out Hank had come home with licker in him and done it
-himself, they was all excited, and they all crowds around and asts me
-how, except two as is holding onto Elmira's hands which sets moaning in
-a chair. And they all asts me questions as to what I seen him do, which
-if they hadn't I wouldn't have told em the lies I did. But they egged me
-on to it.
-
-Says one woman: “Danny, you seen him do it in the blacksmith shop?”
-
-I nodded.
-
-“But how did he get in?” sings out another woman. “The door was locked
-on the outside with a padlock jest now when I come by. He couldn't of
-killed himself in there and locked the door on the outside.”
-
-I didn't see how he could of done that myself, so I begun to bawl agin
-and said nothing at all.
-
-“He must of crawled through that little side window,” says another one.
-“It was open when I come by, if the door _was_ locked. Did you see him
-crawl through the little side window, Danny?”
-
-I nodded. They wasn't nothing else fur me to do.
-
-“But _you_ hain't tall enough to look through that there window,” says
-another one to me. “How could you see into that shop, Danny?”
-
-I didn't know, so I didn't say nothing at all; I jest sniffled.
-
-“They is a store box right in under that window,” says another one.
-“Danny must have clumb onto that store box and looked in after he seen
-Hank come down the road and crawl through the window. Did you scramble
-onto the store box and look in, Danny?”
-
-I jest nodded agin.
-
-“And what was it you seen him do? How did he kill himself?” they all
-asts to oncet.
-
-_I_ didn't know. So I jest bellers and boo-hoos some more. Things was
-getting past anything I could see the way out of.
-
-“He might of hung himself to one of the iron rings in the jists above
-the forge,” says another woman. “He clumb onto the forge to tie the rope
-to one of them rings, and he tied the other end around his neck, and
-then he stepped off'n the forge. Was that how he done it, Danny?”
-
-I nodded. And then I bellered louder than ever. I knowed Hank was down
-in that there cistern, a corpse and a mighty wet corpse, all this time;
-but they kind o' got me to thinking mebby he was hanging out in the shop
-by the forge, too. And I guessed I'd better stick to the shop story, not
-wanting to say nothing about that cistern no sooner'n I could help it.
-
-Pretty soon one woman says, kind o' shivery:
-
-“I don't want to have the job of opening the door of that blacksmith
-shop the first one!”
-
-And they all kind o' shivered then, and looked at Elmira. They says to
-let some of the men open it. And Mis' Alexander, she says she'll run
-home and tell her husband right off.
-
-And all the time Elmira is moaning in that chair. One woman says Elmira
-orter have a cup o' tea, which she'll lay off her bunnet and go to the
-kitchen and make it fur her. But Elmira says no, she can't a-bear to
-think of tea, with poor Hennerey a-hanging out there in the shop. But
-she was kind o' enjoying all that fuss being made over her, too. And all
-the other women says:
-
-“Poor thing!” But all the same they was mad she said she didn't want any
-tea, for they all wanted some and didn't feel free without she took it
-too. Which she said she would after they'd coaxed a while and made her
-see her duty.
-
-So they all goes out to the kitchen, bringing along some of the best
-room chairs, Elmira coming too, and me tagging along behind. And the
-first thing they noticed was them flatirons on top of the cistern door.
-Mis' Primrose, she says that looks funny. But another woman speaks up
-and says Danny must of been playing with them while Elmira was over
-town. She says, “Was you playing they was horses, Danny?”
-
-I was feeling considerable like a liar by this time, but I says I was
-playing horses with them, fur I couldn't see no use in hurrying things
-up. I was bound to get a lamming purty soon anyhow. When I was a kid I
-could always bet on that. So they picks up the flatirons, and as they
-picks em up they come a splashing noise in the cistern. I thinks to
-myself, Hank's corpse'll be out of there in a minute. One woman, she
-says:
-
-“Goodness gracious sakes alive! What's that, Elmira?”
-
-Elmira says that cistern is mighty full of fish, and they is some great
-big ones in there, and it must be some of them a-flopping around. Which
-if they hadn't of been all worked up and talking all to oncet and all
-thinking of Hank's body hanging out there in the blacksmith shop they
-might of suspicioned something. For that flopping kep' up steady, and a
-lot of splashing too. I mebby orter mentioned sooner it had been a dry
-summer and they was only three or four feet of water in our cistern, and
-Hank wasn't in scarcely up to his big hairy chest. So when Elmira says
-the cistern is full of fish, that woman opens the trap door and looks
-in. Hank thinks it's Elmira come to get him out. He allows he'll keep
-quiet in there and make believe he is drowned and give her a good scare
-and make her sorry fur him. But when the cistern door is opened, he
-hears a lot of clacking tongues all of a sudden like they was a hen
-convention on. He allows she has told some of the neighbours, and he'll
-scare them too. So Hank, he laid low. And the woman as looks in sees
-nothing, for it's as dark down there as the insides of the whale what
-swallered Noah. But she leaves the door open and goes on a-making tea,
-and they ain't skeercly a sound from that cistern, only little, ripply
-noises like it might have been fish.
-
-Pretty soon a woman says:
-
-“It has drawed, Elmira; won't you have a cup?” Elmira she kicked some
-more, but she took hern. And each woman took hern. And one woman,
-a-sipping of hern, she says:
-
-“The departed had his good pints, Elmira.”
-
-Which was the best thing had been said of Hank in that town fur years
-and years.
-
-Old Mis' Primrose, she always prided herself on being honest, no matter
-what come, and she ups and says:
-
-“I don't believe in no hippercritics at a time like this, no more'n no
-other time. The departed wasn't no good, and the hull town knowed it;
-and Elmira orter feel like it's good riddance of bad rubbish and them is
-my sentiments and the sentiments of rightfulness.”
-
-All the other women sings out:
-
-“W'y, _Mis' Primrose_! I never!” And they seemed awful shocked. But down
-in underneath more of em agreed than let on. Elmira she wiped her eyes
-and she said:
-
-“Hennerey and me has had our troubles. They ain't any use in denying
-that, Mis' Primrose. It has often been give and take between us and
-betwixt us. And the hull town knows he has lifted his hand agin me
-more'n oncet. But I always stood up to Hennerey, and I fit him back,
-free and fair and open. I give him as good as he sent on this here
-earth, and I ain't the one to carry no annermosities beyond the grave. I
-forgive Hank all the orneriness he done me, and they was a lot of it, as
-is becoming unto a church member, which he never was.”
-
-And all the women but Mis' Primrose, they says:
-
-“Elmira Appleton, you _have_ got a Christian sperrit!” Which done her a
-heap of good, and she cried considerable harder, leaking out tears as
-fast as she poured tea in. Each one on em tries to find out something
-good to say about Hank, only they wasn't much they could say. And Hank
-in that there cistern a-listening to every word of it.
-
-Mis' Rogers, she says:
-
-“Afore he took to drinking like a fish, Hank Walters was as likely
-looking a young feller as I ever see.”
-
-Mis' White, she says:
-
-“Well, Hank he never was a stingy man, nohow. Often and often White has
-told me about seeing Hank, after he'd sold a piece of land, treating the
-hull town down in Nolan's bar-room jest as come-easy, go-easy as if it
-wasn't money he orter paid his honest debts with.”
-
-They set there that-a-way telling of what good pints they could think of
-fur ten minutes, and Hank a-hearing it and getting madder and madder
-all the time. The gineral opinion was that Hank wasn't no good and
-was better done fur, and no matter what they said them feelings kep'
-sticking out through the words.
-
-By and by Tom Alexander come busting into the house, and his wife, Mis'
-Alexander, was with him.
-
-“What's the matter with all you folks,” he says. “They ain't nobody
-hanging in that there blacksmith shop. I broke the door down and went
-in, and it was empty.”
-
-Then they was a pretty howdy-do, and they all sings out:
-
-“Where's the corpse?”
-
-And some thinks mebby some one has cut it down and took it away, and all
-gabbles to oncet. But for a minute no one thinks mebby little Danny has
-been egged on to tell lies. Little Danny ain't saying a word. But Elmira
-she grabs me and shakes me and she says:
-
-“You little liar, you, what do you mean by that tale you told?”
-
-I thinks that lamming is about due now. But whilst all eyes is turned on
-me and Elmira, they comes a voice from that cistern. It is Hank's voice,
-and he sings out:
-
-“Tom Alexander, is that you?”
-
-Some of the women scream, for some thinks it is Hank's ghost. But one
-woman says what would a ghost be doing in a cistern?
-
-Tom Alexander, he laughs and he says:
-
-“What in blazes you want to jump in there fur, Hank?”
-
-“You dern ijut!” says Hank, “you quit mocking me and get a ladder, and
-when I get out'n here I'll learn you to ast what did I want to jump in
-here fur!”
-
-“You never seen the day you could do it,” says Tom Alexander, meaning
-the day he could lick him. “And if you feel that way about it you can
-stay there fur all of me. I guess a little water won't hurt you none.”
- And he left the house.
-
-“Elmira,” sings out Hank, mad and bossy, “you go get me a ladder!”
-
-But Elmira, her temper riz up too, all of a sudden.
-
-“Don't you dare order me around like I was the dirt under your feet,
-Hennerey Walters,” she says.
-
-At that Hank fairly roared, he was so mad. He says:
-
-“Elmira, when I get out'n here I'll give you what you won't fergit in a
-hurry. I hearn you a-forgiving me and a-weeping over me, and I won't be
-forgive nor weeped over by no one! You go and get that ladder.”
-
-But Elmira only answers:
-
-“You wasn't sober when you fell into there, Hennerey Walters. And now
-you can jest stay in there till you get a better temper on you!” And all
-the women says: “That's right, Elmira; spunk up to him!”
-
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-
-They was considerable splashing around in the water fur a couple of
-minutes. And then, all of a sudden, a live fish come a-whirling out
-of that hole, which he had ketched it with his hands. It was a big
-bullhead, and its whiskers around its mouth was stiffened into spikes,
-and it lands kerplump into Mis' Rogers's lap, a-wiggling, and it kind
-o' horns her on the hands, and she is that surprised she faints. Mis'
-Primrose, she gets up and pushes that fish back into the cistern with
-her foot from the floor where it had fell, and she says right decided:
-
-“Elmira Walters, that was Elmira Appleton, if you let Hank out'n that
-cistern before he has signed the pledge and promised to jine the church
-you're a bigger fool 'n I take you to be. A woman has got to make a
-stand!” With that she marches out'n our house.
-
-Then all the women sings out:
-
-“Send fur Brother Cartwright! Send fur Brother Cartwright!”
-
-And they sent me scooting acrost town to get him quick. Which he was the
-preacher of the Baptist church and lived next to it. And I hadn't got no
-lamming yet!
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-
-I never stopped to tell but two, three folks on the way to Brother
-Cartwright's, but they must of spread it quick. 'Cause when I got back
-home with him it seemed like the hull town was there. It was along about
-dusk by this time, and it was a prayer-meeting night at the church.
-Mr. Cartwright told his wife to tell the folks what come to the
-prayer-meeting he'd be back before long, and to wait fur him. Which she
-really told them where he had went, and what fur. Mr. Cartwright
-marches right into the kitchen. All the chairs in our house was into the
-kitchen, and the women was a-talking and a-laughing, and they had sent
-over to Alexanderses for their chairs and to Rogerses for theirn. Every
-oncet in a while they would be a awful bust of language come up from
-that hole where that unreginerate old sinner was cooped up in.
-
-I have travelled around considerable since them days, and I have mixed
-up along of many kinds of people in many different places, and some
-of 'em was cussers to admire. But I never hearn such cussing before or
-since as old Hank done that night. He busted his own records and riz
-higher'n his own water marks for previous times. I wasn't nothing but
-a little kid then, and skeercly fitten fur to admire the full beauty of
-it. They was deep down cusses, that come from the heart. Looking back
-at it after all these years, I can believe what Brother Cartwright said
-himself that night, that it wasn't natcheral cussing and some higher
-power, like a demon or a evil sperrit, must of entered into Hank's human
-carkis and give that turrible eloquence to his remarks. It busted out
-every few minutes, and the women would put their fingers into their ears
-till a spell was over. And it was personal, too. Hank, he would listen
-until he hearn a woman's voice that he knowed, and then he would let
-loose on her fambly, going backwards to her grandfathers and downwards
-to her children's children. If her father had once stolen a hog, or her
-husband done any disgrace that got found out on him, Hank would put it
-all into his gineral remarks, with trimmings onto it.
-
-Brother Cartwright, he steps up to the hole in the floor when he first
-comes in and he says, gentle-like and soothing, like a undertaker when he
-tells you where to set at a home funeral:
-
-“Brother Walters.”
-
-“Brother!” Hank yells out, “don't ye brother me, you sniffling,
-psalm-singing, yaller-faced, pigeon-toed hippercrit, you! Get me a
-ladder, gol dern you, and I'll come out'n here and learn you to brother
-me, I will.” Only that wasn't nothing to what Hank really said to that
-preacher; no more like it than a little yaller, fluffy canary is like a
-buzzard.
-
-“Brother Walters,” says the preacher, ca'am but firm, “we have all
-decided that you ain't going to come out of that cistern till you sign
-the pledge.”
-
-And Hank tells him what he thinks of pledges and him and church doings,
-and it wasn't purty. And he says if he was as deep in eternal fire as
-what he now is in rain-water, and every fish that nibbles at his toes
-was a preacher with a red-hot pitchfork a-jabbing at him, they could jab
-till the hull hereafter turned into snow afore he'd ever sign nothing a
-man like Mr. Cartwright give him to sign. Hank was stubborner than any
-mule he ever nailed shoes onto, and proud of being that stubborn. That
-town was a awful religious town, and Hank he knowed he was called the
-most onreligious man in it, and he was proud of that too; and if any one
-called him a heathen it jest plumb tickled him all over.
-
-“Brother Walters,” says that preacher, “we are going to pray for you.”
-
-And they done it. They brought all them chairs close up around that
-cistern, in a ring, and they all kneeled down there, with their heads
-on 'em, and they prayed fur Hank's salvation. They done it up in style,
-too, one at a time, and the others singing out, “Amen!” every now and
-then, and they shed tears down onto Hank. The front yard was crowded
-with men, all a-laughing and a-talking and chawing and spitting tobacco
-and betting how long Hank would hold out. Old Si Emery, that was the
-city marshal, and always wore a big nickel-plated star, was out there
-with 'em. Si was in a sweat, 'cause Bill Nolan, that run the bar-room,
-and some more of Hank's friends, or as near friends as he had, was out
-in the road. They says to Si he must arrest that preacher, fur Hank is
-being gradual murdered in that there water, and he'll die if he's helt
-there too long, and it will be a crime. Only they didn't come into the
-yard to say it amongst us religious folks. But Si, he says he dassent
-arrest no one because it is outside the town copperation; but he's
-considerable worried too about what his duty orter be.
-
-Pretty soon the gang that Mrs. Cartwright has rounded up at the
-prayer-meeting comes stringing along in. They had all brung their hymn
-books with them, and they sung. The hull town was there then, and they
-all sung, and they sung revival hymns over Hank. And Hank he would jest
-cuss and cuss. Every time he busted out into another cussing spell they
-would start another hymn. Finally the men out in the front yard got
-warmed up too, and begun to sing, all but Bill Nolan's crowd, and they
-give Hank up for lost and went away disgusted.
-
-The first thing you knowed they was a reg'lar revival meeting there, and
-that preacher was preaching a reg'lar revival sermon. I been to more'n
-one camp meeting, but fur jest natcherally taking holt of the hull human
-race by the slack of its pants and dangling of it over hell-fire, I
-never hearn nothing could come up to that there sermon. Two or three old
-backsliders in the crowd come right up and repented all over agin on the
-spot. The hull kit and biling of 'em got the power good and hard, like
-they does at camp meetings and revivals. But Hank, he only cussed. He
-was obstinate, Hank was, and his pride and dander had riz up. Finally he
-says:
-
-“You're taking a ornery, low-down advantage o' me, you are. Let me out'n
-this here cistern and I'll show you who'll stick it out longest on dry
-land, dern your religious hides!”
-
-Some of the folks there hadn't had no suppers, so after all the other
-sinners but Hank had either got converted or else sneaked away, some of
-the women says why not make a kind of love feast out of it, and bring
-some vittles, like they does to church sociables. Because it seems
-likely Satan is going to wrastle all night long, like he done with the
-angel Jacob, and they ought to be prepared. So they done it. They went
-and they come back with vittles and they made up hot coffee and they
-feasted that preacher and theirselves and Elmira and me, all right in
-Hank's hearing.
-
-And Hank was getting hungry himself. And he was cold in that water. And
-the fish was nibbling at him. And he was getting cussed out and weak and
-soaked full of despair. And they wasn't no way fur him to set down and
-rest. And he was scared of getting a cramp in his legs, and sinking down
-with his head under water and being drownded. He said afterward he'd of
-done the last with pleasure if they was any way of suing that crowd fur
-murder. So along about ten o'clock he sings out:
-
-“I give in, gosh dern ye! I give in. Let me out and I'll sign your pesky
-pledge!”
-
-Brother Cartwright was fur getting a ladder and letting him climb out
-right away. But Elmira, she says:
-
-“Don't you do it, Brother Cartwright; don't you do it. You don't know
-Hank Walters like I does. If he oncet gets out o' there before he's
-signed that pledge, he won't never sign it.”
-
-So they fixed it up that Brother Cartwright was to write out a pledge
-on the inside leaf of the Bible, and tie the Bible onto a string, and a
-lead pencil onto another string, and let the strings down to Hank,
-and he was to make his mark, fur he couldn't write, and they was to be
-pulled up agin. Hank, he says all right, and they done it. But jest as
-Hank was making his mark on the leaf of the book, that preacher done
-what I has always thought was a mean trick. He was lying on the floor
-with his head and shoulders into that hole as fur as he could, holding
-a lantern way down into it, so as Hank could see. And jest as Hank made
-that mark he spoke some words over him, and then he says:
-
-“Now, Henry Walters, I have baptized you, and you are a member of the
-church.”
-
-You'd a thought Hank would of broke out cussing agin at being took
-unexpected that-a-way, fur he hadn't really agreed to nothing but
-signing the pledge. But nary a cuss. He jest says: “Now, you get that
-ladder.”
-
-They got it, and he clumb up into the kitchen, dripping and shivering.
-
-“You went and baptized me in that water?” he asts the preacher. The
-preacher says he has.
-
-“Then,” says Hank, “you done a low-down trick on me. You knowed I has
-made my brags I never jined no church nor never would jine. You knowed
-I was proud of that. You knowed that it was my glory to tell of it, and
-that I set a heap of store by it in every way. And now you've went and
-took it away from me! You never fought it out fair and square, neither,
-man playing to outlast man, like you done with this here pledge, but you
-sneaked it in on me when I wasn't looking.”
-
-They was a lot of men in that crowd that thought the preacher had went
-too far, and sympathized with Hank. The way he done about that hurt
-Brother Cartwright in our town, and they was a split in the church,
-because some said it wasn't reg'lar and wasn't binding. He lost his
-job after a while and become an evangelist. Which it don't make no
-difference what one of them does, nohow.
-
-But Hank, he always thought he had been baptized reg'lar. And he never
-was the same afterward. He had made his life-long brags, and his pride
-was broke in that there one pertic'ler spot. And he sorrered and grieved
-over it a good 'eal, and got grouchier and grouchier and meaner and
-meaner, and lickered oftener, if anything. Signing the pledge couldn't
-hold Hank. He was worse in every way after that night in the cistern,
-and took to lamming me harder and harder.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-
-Well, all the lammings Hank laid on never done me any good. It seemed
-like I was jest natcherally cut out to have no success in life, and no
-amount of whaling could change it, though Hank, he was faithful. Before
-I was twelve years old the hull town had seen it, and they wasn't
-nothing else expected of me except not to be any good.
-
-That had its handy sides to it, too. They was lots of kids there that
-had to go to school, but Hank, he never would of let me done that if I
-had ast him, and I never asted. And they was lots of kids considerably
-bothered all the time with their parents and relations. They made 'em go
-to Sunday School, and wash up reg'lar all over on Saturday nights, and
-put on shoes and stockings part of the time, even in the summer, and
-some of 'em had to ast to go in swimming, and the hull thing was
-a continuous trouble and privation to 'em. But they wasn't nothing
-perdicted of me, and I done like it was perdicted. Everybody 'lowed
-from the start that Hank would of made trash out'n me, even if I hadn't
-showed all the signs of being trash anyhow. And if they was devilment
-anywhere about that town they all says, “Danny, he done it.” And like as
-not I has. So I gets to be what you might call an outcast. All the kids
-whose folks ain't trash, their mothers tells 'em not to run with me no
-more. Which they done it all the more fur that reason, on the sly, and
-it makes me more important with them.
-
-But when I gets a little bigger, all that makes me feel kind o' bad
-sometimes. It ain't so handy then. Fur folks gets to saying, when I
-would come around:
-
-“Danny, what do _you_ want?”
-
-And if I says, “Nothing,” they would say:
-
-“Well, then, you get out o' here!”
-
-Which they needn't of been suspicioning nothing like they pertended they
-did, fur I never stole nothing more'n worter millions and mush millions
-and such truck, and mebby now and then a chicken us kids use to roast in
-the woods on Sundays, and jest as like as not it was one of Hank's hens
-then, which I figgered I'd earnt it.
-
-Fur Hank, he had streaks when he'd work me considerable hard. He never
-give me any money fur it. He loafed a lot too, and when he'd loaf I'd
-loaf. But I did pick up right smart of handiness with tools around that
-there shop of his'n, and if he'd ever of used me right I might of turned
-into a purty fair blacksmith. But it wasn't no use trying to work fur
-Hank. When I was about fifteen, times is right bad around the house fur
-a spell, and Elmira is working purty hard, and I thinks to myself:
-
-“Well, these folks has kind o' brung you up, and you ain't never done
-more'n Hank made you do. Mebby you orter stick to work a little more
-when they's a job in the shop, even if Hank don't.”
-
-Which I tried it fur about two or three years, doing as much work around
-the shop as Hank done and mebby more. But it wasn't no use. One day
-when I'm about eighteen, I seen awful plain I'll have to light out from
-there. They was a circus come to town that day. I says to Hank:
-
-“Hank, they is a circus this afternoon and agin to-night.”
-
-“So I has hearn,” says Hank.
-
-“Are you going to it?” says I.
-
-“I mout,” says Hank, “and then agin I moutn't. I don't see as it's no
-consarns of yourn, nohow.” I knowed he was going, though. Hank, he never
-missed a circus.
-
-“Well,” I says, “they wasn't no harm to ast, was they?”
-
-“Well, you've asted, ain't you?” says Hank.
-
-“Well, then,” says I, “I'd like to go to that there circus myself.”
-
-“They ain't no use in me saying fur you not to go,” says Hank, “fur you
-would go anyhow. You always does go off when you is needed.”
-
-“But I ain't got no money,” I says, “and I was going to ast you could
-you spare me half a dollar?”
-
-“Great Jehosephat!” says Hank, “but ain't you getting stuck up! What's
-the matter of you crawling in under the tent like you always done? First
-thing I know you'll be wanting a pair of these here yaller shoes and a
-stove-pipe hat.”
-
-“No,” says I, “I ain't no dude, Hank, and you know it. But they is
-always things about a circus to spend money on besides jest the circus
-herself. They is the side show, fur instance, and they is the grand
-concert afterward. I calkelated I'd take 'em all in this year--the hull
-dern thing, jest fur oncet.”
-
-Hank, he looks at me like I'd asted fur a house 'n' lot, or a million
-dollars, or something like that. But he don't say nothing. He jest
-snorts.
-
-“Hank,” I says, “I been doing right smart work around the shop fur two,
-three years now. If you wasn't loafing so much you'd a noticed it more.
-And I ain't never ast fur a cent of pay fur it, nor--”
-
-“You ain't wuth no pay,” says Hank. “You ain't wuth nothing but to eat
-vittles and wear out clothes.”
-
-“Well,” I says, “I figger I earn my vittles and a good 'eal more. And as
-fur as clothes goes, I never had none but what Elmira made out'n yourn.”
-
-“Who brung you up?” asts Hank.
-
-“You done it,” says I, “and by your own say-so you done a dern poor job
-at it.”
-
-“You go to that there circus,” says Hank, a-flaring up, “and I'll
-lambaste you up to a inch of your life. So fur as handing out money fur
-you to sling it to the dogs, I ain't no bank, and if I was I ain't no
-ijut. But you jest let me hear of you even going nigh that circus lot
-and all the lammings you has ever got, rolled into one, won't be
-a measly little sarcumstance to what you _will_ get. They ain't no
-leather-faced young upstart with weepin'-willow hail going to throw up
-to me how I brung him up. That's gratitood fur you, that is!” says Hank.
-“If it hadn't of been fur me giving you a home when I found you first,
-where would you of been now?”
-
-“Well,” I says, “I might of been a good 'eal better off. If you hadn't
-of took me in the Alexanderses would of, and then I wouldn't of been
-kep' out of school and growed up a ignoramus like you is.”
-
-“I never had no trouble keeping you away from school, I notice,” says
-Hank, with a snort. “This is the first I ever hearn of you wanting to go
-there.”
-
-Which was true in one way, and a lie in another. I hadn't never wanted
-to go till lately, but he'd of lammed me if I had of wanted to. He
-always said he would. And now I was too big and knowed it.
-
-Well, Hank, he never give me no money, so I watches my chancet that
-afternoon and slips in under the tent the same as always. And I lays low
-under them green benches and wiggled through when I seen a good chancet.
-The first person I seen was Hank. Of course he seen me, and he shook
-his fist at me in a promising kind of way, and they wasn't no trouble
-figgering out what he meant. Fur a while I didn't enjoy that circus to
-no extent. Fur I was thinking that if Hank tries to lick me fur it I'll
-fight him back this time, which I hadn't never fit him back much yet fur
-fear he'd pick up something iron around the shop and jest natcherally
-lay me cold with it.
-
-I got home before Hank did. It was nigh sundown, and I was waiting in
-the door of the shop fur Elmira to holler vittles is ready, and Hank
-come along. He didn't waste no time. He steps inside the shop and he
-takes down a strap and he says:
-
-“You come here and take off your shirt.”
-
-But I jest moves away. Hank, he runs in on me, and he swings his strap.
-I throwed up my arm, and it cut me acrost the knuckles. I run in on him,
-and he dropped the strap and fetched me an openhanded smack plumb on the
-mouth that jarred my head back and like to of busted it loose. Then I
-got right mad, and I run in on him agin, and this time I got to him, and
-wrastled with him.
-
-Well, sir, I never was so surprised in all my life before. Fur I hadn't
-had holt on him more'n a minute before I seen I'm stronger than Hank
-is. I throwed him, and he hit the ground with considerable of a jar, and
-then I put my knee in the pit of his stomach and churned it a couple.
-And I thinks to myself what a fool I must of been fur better'n a year,
-because I might of done this any time. I got him by the ears and I
-slammed his head into the gravel a few times, him a-reaching fur my
-throat, and a-pounding me with his fists, but me a-taking the licks and
-keeping holt. And I had a mighty contented time fur a few minutes there
-on top of Hank, chuckling to myself, and batting him one every now and
-then fur luck, and trying to make him holler it's enough. But Hank is
-stubborn and he won't holler. And purty soon I thinks, what am I going
-to do? Fur Hank will be so mad when I let him up he'll jest natcherally
-kill me, without I kill him. And I was scared, because I don't want
-neither one of them things to happen. Whilst I was thinking it over,
-and getting scareder and scareder, and banging Hank's head harder and
-harder, some one grabs me from behind.
-
-They was two of them, and one gets my collar and one gets the seat of
-my pants, and they drug me off'n him. Hank, he gets up, and then he sets
-down sudden on a horse block and wipes his face on his sleeve, which
-they was considerable blood come onto the sleeve.
-
-I looks around to see who has had holt of me, and it is two men. One
-of them looks about seven feet tall, on account of a big plug hat and a
-long white linen duster, and has a beautiful red beard. In the road
-they is a big stout road wagon, with a canopy top over it, pulled by two
-hosses, and on the wagon box they is a strip of canvas. Which I couldn't
-read then what was wrote on the canvas, but I learnt later it said, in
-big print:
-
-SIWASH INDIAN SAGRAW. NATURE'S UNIVERSAL MEDICINAL SPECIFIC. DISCOVERED
-BY DR. HARTLEY L. KIRBY AMONG THE ABORIGINES OF OREGON.
-
-
-On account of being so busy, neither Hank nor me had hearn the wagon
-come along the road and stop. The big man in the plug hat, he says, or
-they was words to that effect, jest as serious:
-
-“Why are you mauling the aged gent?”
-
-“Well,” says I, “he needed it considerable.”
-
-“But,” says he, still more solemn, “the good book says to honour thy
-father and thy mother.”
-
-“Well,” I says, “mebby it does and mebby it don't. But _he_ ain't my
-father, nohow. And he ain't been getting no more'n his come-uppings.”
-
-“Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord,” the big man remarks, very serious.
-Hank, he riz up then, and he says:
-
-“Mister, be you a preacher? 'Cause if you be, the sooner you have druv
-on, the better fur ye. I got a grudge agin all preachers.”
-
-That feller, he jest looks Hank over ca'am and easy and slow before he
-answers, and he wrinkles up his face like he never seen anything like
-Hank before. Then he fetches a kind o' aggervating smile, and he says:
-
-
-“Beneath a shady chestnut tree The village blacksmith stands.
-The smith, a pleasant soul is he With warts upon his hands--”
-
-
-
-He stares at Hank hard and solemn and serious while he is saying that
-poetry at him. Hank fidgets and turns his eyes away. But the feller
-touches him on the breast with his finger, and makes him look at him.
-
-“My honest friend,” says the feller, “I am _not_ a preacher. Not right
-now, anyhow. No! My mission is spreading the glad tidings of good
-health. Look at me,” and he swells his chest up, and keeps a-holt
-of Hank's eyes with his'n. “You behold before you the discoverer,
-manufacturer, and proprietor of Siwash Indian Sagraw, nature's own
-remedy for Bright's Disease, rheumatism, liver and kidney trouble,
-catarrh, consumption, bronchitis, ring-worm, erysipelas, lung fever,
-typhoid, croup, dandruff, stomach trouble, dyspepsia--” And they was a
-lot more of 'em.
-
-“Well,” says Hank, sort o' backing up as the big man come nearer and
-nearer to him, jest natcherally bully-ragging him with them eyes, “I got
-none of them there complaints.”
-
-The doctor he kind o' snarls, and he brings his hand down hard on Hank's
-shoulder, and he says:
-
-“There are more things betwixt Dan and Beersheba than was ever dreamt
-of in thy sagacity, Romeo!” Or they was words to that effect, fur that
-doctor was jest plumb full of Scripter quotations. And he sings out
-sudden, giving Hank a shove that nearly pushes him over: “Man alive!” he
-yells, “you _don't know_ what disease you may have! Many's the strong man
-I've seen rejoicing in his strength at the dawn of day cut down like the
-grass in the field before sunset,” he says.
-
-Hank, he's trying to look the other way, but that doctor won't let his
-eyes wiggle away from his'n. He says very sharp:
-
-“Stick out your tongue!”
-
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-
-Hank, he sticks her out.
-
-The doctor, he takes some glasses out'n his pocket and puts 'em on, and
-he fetches a long look at her. Then he opens his mouth like he was going
-to say something, and shuts it agin like his feelings won't let him. He
-puts his arm across Hank's shoulder affectionate and sad, and then he
-turns his head away like they was some one dead in the fambly. Finally,
-he says:
-
-“I thought so. I saw it. I saw it in your eyes when I first drove up. I
-hope,” he says, very mournful, “I haven't come too late!”
-
-Hank, he turns pale. I was getting sorry fur Hank myself. I seen now why
-I licked him so easy. Any one could of told from that doctor's actions
-Hank was as good as a dead man already. But Hank, he makes a big effort,
-and he says:
-
-“Shucks! I'm sixty-eight years old, doctor, and I hain't never had a
-sick day in my life.” But he was awful uneasy too.
-
-The doctor, he says to the feller with him: “Looey, bring me one of the
-sample size.”
-
-Looey brung it, the doctor never taking his eyes off'n Hank. He handed
-it to Hank, and he says:
-
-“A whiskey glass full three times a day, my friend, and there is a good
-chance for even you. I give it to you, without money and without price.”
-
-“But what have I got?” asts Hank.
-
-“You have spinal meningitis,” says the doctor, never batting an eye.
-
-“Will this here cure me?” says Hank.
-
-“It'll cure _anything_,” says the doctor.
-
-Hank he says, “Shucks,” agin, but he took the bottle and pulled the cork
-out and smelt it, right thoughtful. And what them fellers had stopped
-at our place fur was to have the shoe of the nigh hoss's off hind foot
-nailed on, which it was most ready to drop off. Hank, he done it fur a
-regulation, dollar-size bottle and they druv on into the village.
-
-Right after supper I goes down town. They was in front of Smith's Palace
-Hotel. They was jest starting up when I got there. Well, sir, that
-doctor was a sight. He didn't have his duster onto him, but his
-stove-pipe hat was, and one of them long Prince Alferd coats nearly to
-his knees, and shiny shoes, but his vest was cut out holler fur to show
-his biled shirt, and it was the pinkest shirt I ever see, and in the
-middle of that they was a diamond as big as Uncle Pat Hickey's wen,
-what was one of the town sights. No, sir; they never was a man with more
-genuine fashionableness sticking out all over him than Doctor Kirby. He
-jest fairly wallered in it.
-
-I hadn't paid no pertic'ler attention to the other feller with him when
-they stopped at our place, excepting to notice he was kind of slim
-and blackhaired and funny complected. But I seen now I orter of looked
-closeter. Fur I'll be dad-binged if he weren't an Injun! There he set,
-under that there gasoline lamp the wagon was all lit up with, with
-moccasins on, and beads and shells all over him, and the gaudiest turkey
-tail of feathers rainbowing down from his head you ever see, and a
-blanket around him that was gaudier than the feathers. And he shined and
-rattled every time he moved.
-
-That wagon was a hull opry house to itself. It was rolled out in front
-of Smith's Palace Hotel without the hosses. The front part was filled
-with bottles of medicine. The doctor, he begun business by taking out a
-long brass horn and tooting on it. They was about a dozen come, but they
-was mostly boys. Then him and the Injun picked up some banjoes and sung
-a comic song out loud and clear. And they was another dozen or so
-come. And they sung another song, and Pop Wilkins, he closed up the
-post-office and come over and the other two veterans of the Grand Army
-of the Republicans that always plays checkers in there nights come along
-with him. But it wasn't much of a crowd, and the doctor he looked sort
-o' worried. I had a good place, right near the hind wheel of the wagon
-where he rested his foot occasional, and I seen what he was thinking. So
-I says to him:
-
-“Doctor Kirby, I guess the crowd is all gone to the circus agin
-to-night.” And all them fellers there seen I knowed him.
-
-“I guess so, Rube,” he says to me. And they all laughed 'cause he called
-me Rube, and I felt kind of took down.
-
-Then he lit in to tell about that Injun medicine. First off he told how
-he come to find out about it. It was the father of the Injun what
-was with him had showed him, he said. And it was in the days of his
-youthfulness, when he was wild, and a cowboy on the plains of Oregon.
-Well, one night he says, they was an awful fight on the plains of
-Oregon, wherever them is, and he got plugged full of bullet holes. And
-his hoss run away with him and he was carried off, and the hoss was
-going at a dead run, and the blood was running down onto the ground. And
-the wolves smelt the blood and took out after him, yipping and yowling
-something frightful to hear, and the hoss he kicked out behind and
-killed the head wolf and the others stopped to eat him up, and while
-they was eating him the hoss gained a quarter of a mile. But they et him
-up and they was gaining agin, fur the smell of human blood was on the
-plains of Oregon, he says, and the sight of his mother's face when she
-ast him never to be a cowboy come to him in the moonlight, and he knowed
-that somehow all would yet be well, and then he must of fainted and he
-knowed no more till he woke up in a tent on the plains of Oregon. And
-they was an old Injun bending over him and a beautiful Injun maiden was
-feeling of his pulse, and they says to him:
-
-“Pale face, take hope, fur we will doctor you with Siwash Injun Sagraw,
-which is nature's own cure fur all diseases.”
-
-They done it. And he got well. It had been a secret among them there
-Injuns fur thousands and thousands of years. Any Injun that give away
-the secret was killed and rubbed off the rolls of the tribe and buried
-in disgrace upon the plains of Oregon. And the doctor was made a blood
-brother of the chief, and learnt the secret of that medicine. Finally
-he got the chief to see as it wasn't Christian to hold back that
-there medicine from the world no longer, and the chief, his heart was
-softened, and he says to go.
-
-“Go, my brother,” he says, “and give to the pale faces the medicine
-that has been kept secret fur thousands and thousands of years among the
-Siwash Injuns on the plains of Oregon.”
-
-And he went. It wasn't that he wanted to make no money out of that there
-medicine. He could of made all the money he wanted being a doctor in the
-reg'lar way. But what he wanted was to spread the glad tidings of good
-health all over this fair land of ourn, he says.
-
-Well, sir, he was a talker, that there doctor was, and he knowed more
-religious sayings and poetry along with it, than any feller I ever
-hearn. He goes on and he tells how awful sick people can manage to get
-and never know it, and no one else never suspicion it, and live along
-fur years and years that-a-way, and all the time in danger of death. He
-says it makes him weep when he sees them poor diluted fools going around
-and thinking they is well men, talking and laughing and marrying and
-giving in to marriage right on the edge of the grave. He sees dozens of
-'em in every town he comes to. But they can't fool him, he says. He can
-tell at a glance who's got Bright's Disease in their kidneys and who
-ain't. His own father, he says, was deathly sick fur years and years and
-never knowed it, and the knowledge come on him sudden like, and he died.
-That was before Siwash Injun Sagraw was ever found out about. Doctor
-Kirby broke down and cried right there in the wagon when he thought of
-how his father might of been saved if he was only alive now that that
-medicine was put up into bottle form, six fur a five-dollar bill so long
-as he was in town, and after that two dollars fur each bottle at the
-drug store.
-
-He unrolled a big chart and the Injun helt it by that there gasoline
-lamp, so all could see, turning the pages now and then. It was a map of
-a man's inside organs and digestive ornaments and things. They was red
-and blue, like each organ's own disease had turned it, and some of 'em
-was yaller. And they was a long string of diseases printed in black
-hanging down from each organ's picture. I never knowed before they was
-so many diseases nor yet so many things to have 'em in.
-
-Well, I was feeling purty good when that show started. But the doc,
-he kep' looking right at me every now and then when he talked, and I
-couldn't keep my eyes off'n him.
-
-“Does your heart beat fast when you exercise?” he asts the crowd. “Is
-your tongue coated after meals? Do your eyes leak when your nose is
-stopped up? Do you perspire under your arm pits? Do you ever have a
-ringing in your ears? Does your stomach hurt you after meals? Does your
-back ever ache? Do you ever have pains in your legs? Do your eyes blur
-when you look at the sun? Are your teeth coated? Does your hair come out
-when you comb it? Is your breath short when you walk up stairs? Do your
-feet swell in warm weather? Are there white spots on your finger nails?
-Do you draw your breath part of the time through one nostril and part
-of the time through the other? Do you ever have nightmare? Did your
-nose bleed easily when you were growing up? Does your skin fester when
-scratched? Are your eyes gummy in the mornings? Then,” he says, “if you
-have any or all of these symptoms, your blood is bad, and your liver is
-wasting away.”
-
-Well, sir, I seen I was in a bad way, fur at one time or another I had
-had most of them there signs and warnings, and hadn't heeded 'em, and I
-had some of 'em yet. I begun to feel kind o' sick, and looking at them
-organs and diseases didn't help me none, either. The doctor, he lit out
-on another string of symptoms, and I had them, too. Seems to me I had
-purty nigh everything but fits. Kidney complaint and consumption both
-had a holt on me. It was about a even bet which would get me first. I
-kind o' got to wondering which. I figgered from what he said that I'd
-had consumption the _longest_ while, but my kind of kidney trouble was an
-awful SLY kind, and it was lible to jump in without no warning a-tall
-and jest natcherally wipe me out _quick_. So I sort o' bet on the
-kidney trouble. But I seen I was a goner, and I forgive Hank all his
-orneriness, fur a feller don't want to die holding grudges.
-
-Taking it the hull way through, that was about the best medicine show I
-ever seen. But they didn't sell much. All the people what had any money
-was to the circus agin that night. So they sung some more songs and
-closed early and went into the hotel.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-
-Well, the next morning I'm feeling considerable better, and think mebby
-I'm going to live after all. I got up earlier'n Hank did, and slipped
-out without him seeing me, and didn't go nigh the shop a-tall. Fur now
-I've licked Hank oncet I figger he won't rest till he has wiped that
-disgrace out, and he won't care a dern what he picks up to do it with,
-nuther.
-
-They was a crick about a hundred yards from our house, in the woods,
-and I went over there and laid down and watched it run by. I laid awful
-still, thinking I wisht I was away from that town. Purty soon a squirrel
-comes down and sets on a log and watches me. I throwed an acorn at him,
-and he scooted up a tree quicker'n scatt. And then I wisht I hadn't
-scared him away, fur it looked like he knowed I was in trouble. Purty
-soon I takes a swim, and comes out and lays there some more, spitting
-into the water and thinking what shall I do now, and watching birds and
-things moving around, and ants working harder'n ever I would agin unless
-I got better pray fur it, and these here tumble bugs kicking their loads
-along hind end to.
-
-After a while it is getting along toward noon, and I'm feeling hungry.
-But I don't want to have no more trouble with Hank, and I jest lays
-there. I hearn two men coming through the underbrush. I riz up on my
-elbow to look, and one of them was Doctor Kirby and the other was Looey,
-only Looey wasn't an Injun this morning.
-
-They sets down on the roots of a big tree a little ways off, with their
-backs toward me, and they ain't seen me. So nacherally I listened to
-what they was jawing about. They was both kind o' mad at the hull world,
-and at our town in pertic'ler, and some at each other, too. The doctor,
-he says:
-
-“I haven't had such rotten luck since I played the bloodhound in a Tom
-Show--Were you ever an 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' artist, Looey?--and a justice
-of the peace over in Iowa fined me five dollars for being on the street
-without a muzzle. Said it was a city ordinance. Talk about the gentle
-Rube being an easy mark! If these country towns don't get the wandering
-minstrel's money one way they will another!”
-
-“It's your own fault,” says Looey, kind o' sour.
-
-“I can't see it,” says Doctor Kirby. “How did I know that all these
-apple-knockers had been filled up with Sykes's Magic Remedy only two
-weeks ago? I may have been a spiritualistic medium in my time now and
-then,” he says, “and a mind reader, too, but I'm no prophet.”
-
-“I ain't talking about the business, Doc, and you know it,” says Looey.
-“We'd be all right and have our horses and wagon now if you'd only stuck
-to business and not got us into that poker game. Talk about suckers!
-Doc, for a man that has skinned as many of 'em as you have, you're the
-worst sucker yourself I ever saw.”
-
-The doctor, he cusses the poker game and country towns and medicine
-shows and the hull creation and says he is so disgusted with life he
-guesses he'll go and be a preacher or a bearded lady in a sideshow. But
-Looey, he don't cheer up none. He says:
-
-“All right, Doc, but it's no use talking. You can _talk_ all right. We all
-know that. The question is how are we going to get our horses and wagon
-away from these Rubes?”
-
-I listens some more, and I seen them fellers was really into bad
-trouble. Doctor Kirby, he had got into a poker game at Smith's Palace
-Hotel the night before, right after the show. He had won from Jake
-Smith, which run it, and from the others. But shucks! it never made no
-difference what you won in that crowd. They had done Doctor Kirby and
-Looey like they always done a drummer or a stranger that come along to
-that town and was fool enough to play poker with them. They wasn't a
-chancet fur an outsider. If the drummer lost, they would take his money
-and that would be all they was to it. But if the drummer got to winning
-good, some one would slip out'n the hotel and tell Si Emery, which was
-the city marshal. And Si would get Ralph Scott, that worked fur Jake
-Smith in his livery stable, and pin a star onto Ralph, too. And they
-would be arrested fur gambling, only them that lived in our town would
-get away. Which Si and Ralph was always scared every time they done it.
-Then the drummer, or whoever it was, would be took to the calaboose, and
-spend all night there.
-
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-
-In the morning they would be took before Squire Matthews, that was
-justice of the peace. They would be fined a big fine, and he would get
-all the drummer had won and all he had brung to town with him besides.
-Squire Matthews and Jake Smith and Windy Goodell and Mart Watson, which
-the two last was lawyers, was always playing that there game on drummers
-that was fool enough to play poker. Hank, he says he bet they divided it
-up afterward, though it was supposed them fines went to the town. Well,
-they played a purty closte game of poker in our little town. It was jest
-like the doctor says to Looey:
-
-“By George,” he says, “it is a well-nigh perfect thing. If you lose you
-lose, and if you win you lose.”
-
-Well, the doctor, he had started out winning the night before. And Si
-Emery and Ralph Scott had arrested them. And that morning, while I had
-been laying by the crick and the rest of the town was seeing the fun,
-they had been took afore Squire Matthews and fined one hundred and
-twenty-five dollars apiece. The doctor, he tells Squire Matthews it
-is an outrage, and it ain't legal if tried in a bigger court, and they
-ain't that much money in the world so fur as he knows, and he won't pay
-it. But, the squire, he says the time has come to teach them travelling
-fakirs as is always running around the country with shows and electric
-belts and things that they got to stop dreening that town of hard-earned
-money, and he has decided to make an example of 'em. The only two
-lawyers in town is Windy and Mart, which has been in the poker game
-theirselves, the same as always. The doctor says the hull thing is a
-put-up job, and he can't get the money, and he wouldn't if he could, and
-he'll lay in that town calaboose and rot the rest of his life and eat
-the town poor before he'll stand it. And the squire says he'll jest take
-their hosses and wagon fur c'latteral till they make up the rest of the
-two hundred and fifty dollars. And the hosses and wagon was now in the
-livery stable next to Smith's Palace Hotel, which Jake run that too.
-
-Well, I thinks to myself, it _is_ a dern shame, and I felt sorry fur them
-two fellers. Fur our town was jest as good as stealing that property.
-And I felt kind o' shamed of belonging to such a town, too. And I thinks
-to myself, I'd like to help 'em out of that scrape. And then I seen
-how I could do it, and not get took up fur it, neither. So, without
-thinking, all of a sudden I jumps up and says:
-
-“Say, Doctor Kirby, I got a scheme!”
-
-They jumps up too, and they looks at me startled. Then the doctor kind
-o' laughs and says:
-
-“Why, it's the young blacksmith!”
-
-Looey, he says, looking at me hard and suspicious:
-
-“What kind of a scheme are you talking about?”
-
-“Why,” says I, “to get that outfit of yourn.”
-
-“You've been listening to us,” says Looey. Looey was one of them
-quiet-looking fellers that never laughed much nor talked much. Looey,
-he never made fun of nobody, which the doctor was always doing, and I
-wouldn't of cared to make fun of Looey much, either.
-
-“Yes,” I says, “I been laying here fur quite a spell, and quite
-natcheral I listened to you, as any one else would of done. And mebby I
-can get that team and wagon of yourn without it costing you a cent.”
-
-Well, they didn't know what to say. They asts me how, but I says to
-leave it all to me. “Walk right along down this here crick,” I says,
-“till you get to where it comes out'n the woods and runs acrost the road
-in under an iron bridge. That's about a half a mile east. Jest after the
-road crosses the bridge it forks. Take the right fork and walk another
-half a mile and you'll see a little yaller-painted schoolhouse setting
-lonesome on a sand hill. They ain't no school in it now. You wait there
-fur me,” I says, “fur a couple of hours. After that if I ain't there
-you'll know I can't make it. But I think I'll make it.”
-
-They looks at each other and they looks at me, and then they go off a
-little piece and talk low, and then the doctor says to me:
-
-“Rube,” he says, “I don't know how you can work anything on us that
-hasn't been worked already. We've got nothing more we can lose. You go
-to it, Rube.” And they started off.
-
-So I went over town. Jake Smith was setting on the piazza in front of
-his hotel, chawing and spitting tobacco, with his feet agin the railing
-like he always done, and one of his eyes squinched up and his hat over
-the other one.
-
-“Jake,” I says, “where's that there doctor?”
-
-Jake, he spit careful afore he answered, and he pulled his long,
-scraggly moustache careful, and he squinched his eyes at me. Jake was a
-careful man in everything he done.
-
-“I dunno, Danny,” he says. “Why?”
-
-“Well,” I says, “Hank sent me over to get that wagon and them hosses of
-theirn and finish that job.”
-
-“That there wagon,” says Jake, “is in my barn, with Si Emery watching
-her, and she has got to stay there till the law lets her loose.” I
-figgered to myself Jake could use that team and wagon in his business,
-and was going to buy her cheap offn the town, what share of her he
-didn't figger he owned already.
-
-“Why, Jake,” I says, “I hope they ain't been no trouble of no kind that
-has drug the law into your barn!”
-
-“Well, Danny,” he says, “they _has_ been a little trouble. But it's about
-over, now, I guess. And that there outfit belongs to the town now.”
-
-“You don't say so!” says I, surprised-like. “When I seen them men last
-night it looked to me like they was too fine dressed to be honest.”
-
-“I don't think they be, Danny,” says Jake, confidential. “In my opinion
-they is mighty bad customers. But they has got on the wrong side of the
-law now, and I guess they won't stay around here much longer.”
-
-“Well,” says I, “Hank will be glad.”
-
-“Fur what?” asts Jake.
-
-“Well,” says I, “because he got his pay in advance fur that job and now
-he don't have to finish it. They come along to our place about sundown
-yesterday, and we nailed a shoe on one hoss. They was a couple of
-other hoofs needed fixing, and the tire on one of the hind wheels was
-beginning to rattle loose.”
-
-I had noticed that loose tire when I was standing by the hind wheel the
-night before, and it come in handy now. So I goes on:
-
-“Hank, he allowed he'd fix the hull thing fur six bottles of that Injun
-medicine. Elmira has been ailing lately, and he wanted it fur her. So
-they handed Hank out six bottles then and there.”
-
-“Huh!” says Jake. “So the job is all paid fur, is it?”
-
-“Yes,” says I, “and I was expecting to do it myself. But now I guess
-I'll go fishing instead. They ain't no other job in the shop.”
-
-“I'll be dinged if you've got time to fish,” says Jake. “I'm expecting
-mebby to buy that rig off the town myself when the law lets loose of it.
-So if the fixing is paid fur, I want everything fixed.”
-
-“Jake,” says I, kind of worried like, “I don't want to do it without
-that doctor says to go ahead.”
-
-“They ain't his'n no longer,” says Jake.
-
-“I dunno,” says I, “as you got any right to make me do it, Jake. It
-don't look to me like it's no harm to beat a couple of fellers like them
-out of their medicine. And I _did_ want to go fishing this afternoon.”
-
-But Jake was that careful and stingy he'd try to skin a hoss twicet if
-it died. He's bound to get that job done, now.
-
-“Danny,” he says, “you gotto do that work. It ain't _honest_ not to. What
-a young feller like you jest starting out into life wants to remember is
-to always be honest. Then,” says Jake, squinching up his eyes, “people
-trusts you and you get a good chancet to make money. Look at this here
-hotel and livery stable, Danny. Twenty years ago I didn't have no more'n
-you've got, Danny. But I always went by them mottoes--hard work and
-being honest. You _gotto_ nail them shoes on, Danny, and fix that wheel.”
-
-“Well, all right, Jake,” says I, “if you feel that way about it. Jest
-give me a chaw of tobacco and come around and help me hitch 'em up.”
-
-Si Emery was there asleep on a pile of straw guarding that property. But
-Ralph Scott wasn't around. Si didn't wake up till we had hitched 'em up.
-He says he will ride around to the shop with me. But Jake says:
-
-“It's all right, Si. I'll go over myself and fetch 'em back purty soon.”
- Which Si was wore out with being up so late the night before, and goes
-back to sleep agin right off.
-
-Well, sir, they wasn't nothing went wrong. I drove slow through the
-village and past our shop. Hank come to the door of it as I went past.
-But I hit them hosses a lick, and they broke into a right smart trot.
-Elmira, she come onto the porch and I waved my hand at her. She put her
-hand up to her forehead to shut out the sun and jest stared. She didn't
-know I was waving her farewell. Hank, he yelled something at me, but I
-never hearn what. I licked them hosses into a gallop and went around the
-turn of the road. And that's the last I ever seen or hearn of Hank or
-Elmira or that there little town.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-
-I slowed down when I got to the schoolhouse, and both them fellers piled
-in.
-
-“I guess I better turn north fur about a mile and then turn west, Doctor
-Kirby,” I says, “so as to make a kind of a circle around that town.”
-
-“Why, so, Rube?” he asts me.
-
-“Well,” I says, “we left it going east, and they'll foller us east; so
-don't we want to be going west while they're follering east?”
-
-Looey, he agreed with me. But he said it wouldn't be much use, fur we
-would likely be ketched up with and took back and hung or something,
-anyhow. Looey could get the lowest in his sperrits sometimes of any man
-I ever seen.
-
-“Don't be afraid of that,” says the doctor. “They are not going to
-follow us. _They_ know they didn't get this property by due process of
-law. _They_ aren't going to take the case into a county court where it
-will all come out about the way they robbed a couple of travelling men
-with a fake trial.”
-
-“I guess you know more about the law'n I do,” I says. “I kind o' thought
-mebby we stole them hosses.”
-
-“Well,” he says, “we got 'em, anyhow. And if they try to arrest us
-without a warrant there'll be the deuce to pay. But they aren't going
-to make any more trouble. I know these country crooks. They've got no
-stomach for trouble outside their own township.”
-
-Which made me feel considerable better, fur I never been of the opinion
-that going agin the law done any one no good.
-
-They looks around in that wagon, and all their stuff was there--Jake
-Smith and the squire having kep' it all together careful to make things
-seem more legal, I suppose--and the doctor was plumb tickled, and Looey
-felt as cheerful as he ever felt about anything. So the doctor says they
-has everything they needs but some ready money, and he'll get that sure,
-fur he never seen the time he couldn't.
-
-“But, Looey,” he says, “I'm done with country hotels from now on.
-They've got the last cent they ever will from me--at least in the summer
-time.”
-
-“How you going to work it?” Looey asts him, like he hasn't no hopes it
-will work right.
-
-“Camp out,” says the doctor. “I've been thinking it all over.” Then he
-turns to me. “Rube,” he says, “where are you going?”
-
-“Well,” I says, “I ain't pinted nowhere in pertic'ler except away from
-that town we just left. Which my name ain't Rube, Doctor Kirby, but
-Danny.”
-
-“Danny what?” asts he.
-
-“Nothing,” says I, “jest Danny.”
-
-“Well, then, Danny,” says he, “how would you like to be an Indian?”
-
-“Medical?” asts I, “or real?”
-
-“Like Looey,” says he.
-
-I tells him being a medical Injun and mixed up with a show like his'n
-would suit me down to the ground, and asts him what is the main duties
-of one besides the blankets and the feathers.
-
-“Well,” he says, “this camping-out scheme of mine will take a couple of
-Indians. Instead of paying hotel and feed bills we'll pitch our tent,”
- he says, “at the edge of town in each sweet Auburn of the plains. We'll
-save money and we'll be near the throbbing heart of nature. And an
-Indian camp in each place will be a good advertisement for the Sagraw.
-You can look after the horses and learn to do the cooking and that kind
-o' thing. And maybe after while,” he says, kind o' working himself up to
-where he thought it was going to be real nice, “maybe after while I will
-give you some insight into the hidden mysteries of selling Siwash Indian
-Sagraw.”
-
-“Well,” says I, “I'd like to learn that.”
-
-“Would you?” says he, kind o' laughing at himself and me too, and yet
-kind o' enthusiastic, “well, then, the first thing you have to do is
-learn how to sell corn salve. Any one that can sell corn salve can sell
-anything. There's a farmhouse right over there, and I'll give you your
-first lesson right now. Rummage around in that satchel there under the
-seat and get me a tin box and some corn salve labels.”
-
-I found a lot of labels, and some boxes too. The labels was all
-different sizes, but barring that they all looked about the same to me.
-Whilst I was sizing them up he asts me agin was they any corn salve ones
-in there.
-
-“What colour label is it, Doctor Kirby?” I asts him. Fur they was blue
-labels and white labels and pink labels.
-
-He looks at me right queer. “Can't you read the labels?” he says, right
-sharp.
-
-“Well,” I says, “I never been much of a reader when it comes to
-different kind of medicines.”
-
-“Corn salve is spelled only one way,” says he.
-
-“That's right,” I says, “and you'd think I orter be able to pick out a
-common, ordinary thing like corn salve right off, wouldn't you?”
-
-“Danny,” he says, “you don't mean to tell me you can't read anything at
-all?”
-
-“I never told you nothing of the kind.”
-
-He picks out a label.
-
-“If you can read so fast, what's that?” he asts.
-
-She is a pink one. I thinks to myself; she either is corn salve or else
-she ain't corn salve. And it ain't natcheral he will pick corn salve,
-fur he would think I would say that first off. So I'm betting it ain't.
-I takes a chancet on it.
-
-“That,” says I, “is mighty easy reading. That is Siwash Injun Sagraw.” I
-lost.
-
-“It's corn salve,” he says. “And Great Scott! They call this the
-twentieth century!”
-
-“I never called it that,” says I, sort o' mad-like. Fur I was feeling
-bad Doctor Kirby had found out I was such a ignoramus.
-
-“Where ignorance is bliss,” says he, “it is folly to be wise. But all
-the same, I'm going to take your education in hand and make you drink of
-life's Peruvian springs.” Or some spring like that it was.
-
-And the doctor, he done it. Looey said it wouldn't be no use learning to
-read. He'd done a lot of reading, he said, and it never helped him none.
-All he ever read showed him this feller Hamlet was right, he said, when
-he wrote Shakespeare's works, and they wasn't much use in anything,
-without you had a lot o' money. And they wasn't no chancet to get that
-with all these here trusts around gobbling up everything and stomping
-the poor man into the dirt, and they was lots of times he wisht he was
-a Injun sure enough, and not jest a medical one, fur then he'd be a
-free man and the bosses and the trusts and the railroads and the robber
-tariff couldn't touch him. And then he shut up, and didn't say nothing
-fur a hull hour, except oncet he laughed.
-
-Fur Doctor Kirby, he says, winking at me: “Looey, here, is a nihilist.”
-
-“Is he,” says I, “what's that?” And the doctor tells me about how they
-blow up dukes and czars and them foreign high-mucky-mucks with dynamite.
-Which is when Looey laughed.
-
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-
-Well, we jogged along at a pretty good gait fur several hours, and we
-stayed that night at a Swede's place, which the doctor paid him fur
-everything in medicine, only it took a long time to make the bargain,
-fur them Swedes is always careful not to get cheated, and hasn't many
-diseases. And the next night we showed in a little town, and done right
-well, and took in considerable money. We stayed there three days and
-bought a tent and a sheet-iron stove and some skillets and things and
-some provisions, and a suit of duds for me.
-
-Well, we went on, and we kept going on, and they was bully times. We'd
-ease up careful toward a town, and pick us out a place on the edge,
-where the hosses could graze along the side of the road; and most
-ginerally by a piece of woods not fur from that town, and nigh a crick,
-if we could. Then we'd set up our tent. After we had everything fixed,
-I'd put on my Injun clothes and Looey his'n, and we'd drive through the
-main store street of the town at a purty good lick, me a-holt of the
-reins, and the doctor all togged out in his best clothes, and Looey
-doing a Injun dance in the midst of the wagon. I'd pull up the hosses
-sudden in front of the post-office or the depot platform or the hotel,
-and the people would come crowding around, and the doctor he'd make a
-little talk from the wagon, and tell everybody they would be a free show
-that night on that corner, and fur everybody to come to it. And then
-we'd drive back to camp, lickitysplit.
-
-Purty soon every boy in town would be out there, kind o' hanging around,
-to see what a Injun camp was like. And the farmers that went into and
-out of town always stopped and passed the time of day, and the Injun
-camp got the hull town all worked up as a usual thing; and the doctor,
-he done well, fur when night come every one would be on hand. Looey
-and me, every time we went into town, had on our Injun suits, and the
-doctor, he wondered why he hadn't never thought up that scheme before.
-Sometimes, when they was lots of people ailing in a town, and they
-hadn't been no show fur quite a while, we'd stay five or six days, and
-make a good clean-up. The doctor, he sent to Chicago several times fur
-alcohol in barrels, 'cause he was selling it so fast he had to make new
-Sagraw. And he had to get more and more bottles, and a hull satchel full
-of new Sagraw labels printed.
-
-And all the time the doctor was learning me education. And shucks! they
-wasn't nothing so hard about it oncet you'd got started in to reading
-things. I jest natcherally took to print like a duck to water, and
-inside of a month I was reading nigh everything that has ever been
-wrote. He had lots of books with him and every time a new sockdologer of
-a word come along and I learnt how to spell her and where she orter fit
-in to make sense it kind o' tickled me all over. And many's the time
-afterward, when me and the doctor had lost track of each other, and they
-was quite a spell people got to thinking I was a tramp, I've went into
-these here Andrew Carnegie libraries in different towns jest as much to
-see if they had anything fitten to read as fur to keep warm.
-
-Well, we went easing over toward the Indiany line, and we was having a
-purty good time. They wasn't no work to do you could call really hard,
-and they was plenty of vittles. Afternoons we'd lazy around the camp and
-swap stories and make medicine if we needed a batch, and josh back and
-forth with the people that hung around, and loaf and doze and smoke; or
-mebby do a little fishing if we was nigh a crick.
-
-And nights after the show was over it was fun, too. We always had a
-fire, even if it was a hot night, fur to cook by in the first place, and
-fur to keep mosquitoes off, and to make things seem more cheerful.
-They ain't nothing so good as hanging round a campfire. And they ain't
-nothing any better than sleeping outdoors, neither. You roll up in your
-blanket with your feet to the fire and you get to wondering things about
-things afore you go to sleep. The silentness jest natcherally swamps
-everything after a while, and then all them queer little noises
-you never hear in the daytime comes popping and poking through the
-silentness, or kind o' scratching their way through it sometimes, and
-makes it kind o' feel more silent than ever. And if you are nigh a
-crick, purty soon it will sort of get to talking to you, only you can't
-make out what it's trying to say, and you get to wondering about that,
-too. And if you are in a tent and it rains and the tent don't leak, that
-rain is a kind of a nice thing to listen to itself. But if you can see
-the stars you get to wondering more'n ever. They come out and they is
-so many of them and they are so fur away, and yet they are so kind o'
-friendly-like, too, if you happen to be feeling purty good. But if you
-ain't feeling purty good, jest lay there and look at them stars long
-enough; and then mebby you'll see it don't make no difference whether
-you're feeling good or not, fur they got a way o' making your private
-troubles look mighty small. And you get to wondering why that is, too,
-fur they ain't human; and it don't stand to reason you orter pay no
-attention to them, one way nor the other. They is jest there, like trees
-and cricks and hills. But I have often noticed that the things that is
-jest there has got a way of seeming more friendly than the things that
-has been built and put there. You can look at a big iron bridge or a
-grain elevator or a canal all day long, and if you're feeling blue it
-don't help you none. It was jest put there. Or a hay stack is the same
-way. But you go and lazy around in the grass when you're down on your
-luck and kind o' make remarks to a crick or a big, old walnut tree, and
-before long it gets you to feeling like it didn't make no difference
-how you felt, anyhow; fur you don't amount to nothing by the side of
-something that was always there. You get to thinking how the hull world
-itself was always here, and you sort o' see they ain't nothing important
-enough about yourself to worry about, and presently you will go to
-sleep and forget it. The doctor says to me one time them stars ain't
-any different from this world, and this is one of them. Which is a fool
-idea, as any one can see. He had a lot of queer ideas like that, Doctor
-Kirby had. But they ain't nothing like sleeping out of doors nights to
-make you wonder the kind of wonderings you never will get any answer to.
-
-Well, I never cared so much fur houses after them days. They was bully
-times, them was. And I was kind of proud of being with a show, too.
-Many's the time I have went down the street in that there Injun suit,
-and seen how the young fellers would of give all they owned to be me.
-And every now and then you would hear one say when you went past:
-
-“Huh, I know him! That's one of them show fellers!”
-
-One afternoon we pitches our tent right on the edge of a little town
-called Athens. We was nigh the bank of a crick, and they was a grove
-there. We was camped jest outside of a wood-lot fence, and back in
-through the trees from us they was a house with a hedge fence all around
-it. They was apple trees and all kind of flower bushes and things inside
-of the hedge. The second day we was there I takes a walk back through
-the wood-lot, and along past the house, and they was one of these here
-early harvest apple trees spilling apples through a gap in the fence.
-Them is a mighty sweet and juicy kind of apple, and I picks one up and
-bites into it.
-
-“I think you might have asked for it,” says some one.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-
-I looks up, and that was how I got acquainted with Martha. She was
-eating one herself, setting up in the tree like a boy. In her lap was a
-book she had been reading. She was leaning back into the fork two limbs
-made so as not to tumble.
-
-“Well,” I says, “can I have one?”
-
-“You've eaten it already,” she says, “so there isn't any use begging for
-it now.”
-
-I seen she was a tease, that girl, and I would of give anything to of
-been able to tease her right back agin. But I couldn't think of nothing
-to say, so I jest stands there kind o' dumb like, thinking what a dern
-purty girl she was, and thinking how dumb I must look, and I felt my
-face getting red. Doctor Kirby would of thought of something to say
-right off. And after I got back to camp I would think of something
-myself. But I couldn't think of nothing bright, so I says:
-
-“Well, then, you give me another one!”
-
-She gives the core of the one she has been eating a toss at me. But I
-ketched it, and made like I was going to throw it back at her real hard.
-She slung up her arm, and dodged back, and she dropped her book.
-
-I thinks to myself I'll learn that girl to get sassy and make me feel
-like a dumb-head, even if she is purty. So I don't say a word. I jest
-picks up that book and sticks it under my arm and walks away slow with
-it to where they was a stump a little ways off, not fur from the crick,
-and sets down with my back to her and opens it. And I was trying all the
-time to think of something smart to say to her. But I couldn't of done
-it if I was to be shot. Still, I thinks to myself, no girl can sass me
-and not get sassed back, neither.
-
-I hearn a scramble behind me which I knowed was her getting out of that
-tree. And in a minute she was in front of me, mad.
-
-“Give me my book,” she says.
-
-But I only reads the name of the book out loud, fur to aggervate her. I
-had on purty good duds, but I kind of wisht I had on my Injun rig then.
-You take the girls that always comes down to see the passenger train
-come into the depot in them country towns and that Injun rig of mine and
-Looey's always made 'em turn around and look at us agin. I never wisht
-I had on them Injun duds so hard before in my life. But I couldn't think
-of nothing bright to say, so I jest reads the name of that book over to
-myself agin, kind o' grinning like I got a good joke I ain't going to
-tell any one.
-
-“You give me my book,” she says agin, red as one of them harvest apples,
-“or I'll tell Miss Hampton you stole it and she'll have you and your
-show arrested.”
-
-I reads the name agin. It was “The Lost Heir.” I seen I had her good and
-teased now, so I says: “It must be one of these here love stories by the
-way you take on over it.”
-
-“It's not,” she says, getting ready to cry. “And what right have you got
-in our wood-lot, anyhow?”
-
-“Well,” I says, “I was jest about to move on and climb out of it when
-you hollered to me from that tree.”
-
-“I didn't!” she says. But she was mad because she knowed she _had_ spoke
-to me first, and she was awful sorry she had.
-
-“I thought I hearn you holler,” I says, “but I guess it must of been a
-squirrel.” I said it kind o' sarcastic like, fur I was still mad with
-myself fur being so dumb when we first seen each other. I hadn't no idea
-it would hurt her feelings as hard as it did. But all of a sudden she
-begins to wink, and her chin trembled, and she turned around short, and
-started to walk off slow. She was mad with herself fur being ketched in
-a lie, and she was wondering what I would think of her fur being so bold
-as to of spoke first to a feller she didn't know.
-
-I got up and follered her a little piece. And it come to me all to oncet
-I had teased her too hard, and I was down on myself fur it.
-
-“Say,” I says, kind of tagging along beside of her, “here's your old
-book.”
-
-But she didn't make no move to take it, and her hands was over her face,
-and she wouldn't pull 'em down to even look at it.
-
-So I tried agin.
-
-“Well,” I says, feeling real mean, “I wisht you wouldn't cry. I didn't
-go to make you do that.”
-
-She drops her hands and whirls around on me, mad as a wet hen right off.
-
-“I'm not! I'm not!” she sings out, and stamps her feet. “I'm not
-crying!” But jest then she loses her holt on herself and busts out and
-jest natcherally bellers. “I hate you!” she says, like she could of
-killed me.
-
-That made me kind of dumb agin. Fur it come to me all to oncet I liked
-that girl awful well. And here I'd up and made her hate me. I held the
-book out to her agin and says:
-
-“Well, I'm mighty sorry fur that, fur I don't feel that-a-way about you
-a-tall. Here's your book.”
-
-Well, sir, she snatches that book and she gives it a sling. I thought it
-was going kersplash into the crick. But it didn't. It hit right into the
-fork of a limb that hung down over the crick, and it all spread out when
-it lit, and stuck in that crotch somehow. She couldn't of slung it that
-way on purpose in a million years. We both stands and looks at it a
-minute.
-
-“Oh, oh!” she says, “what have I done? It's out of the town library and
-I'll have to pay for it.”
-
-“I'll get it fur you,” I says. But it wasn't no easy job. If I shook
-that limb it would tumble into the crick. But I clumb the tree and eased
-out on that limb as fur as I dast to. And, of course, jest as I got holt
-of the book, that limb broke and I fell into the crick. But I had the
-book. It was some soaked, but I reckoned it could still be read.
-
-I clumb out and she was jest splitting herself laughing at me. The
-wet on her face where she had cried wasn't dried up yet, and she was
-laughing right through it, kind o' like the sun does to one of these
-here May rainstorms sometimes, and she was the purtiest girl I ever
-seen. Gosh!--how I was getting to like that girl! And she told me I
-looked like a drowned rat.
-
-Well, that was how Martha and me was interduced. She wasn't more'n
-sixteen, and when she found out I was a orphan she was glad, fur she was
-one herself. Which Miss Hampton that lived in that house had took her to
-raise. And when I tells her how I been travelling around the country all
-summer she claps her hands and she says:
-
-“Oh, you are on a quest! How romantic!”
-
-I asts her what is a quest. And she tells me. She knowed all about them,
-fur Martha was considerable of a reader. Some of them was longer and
-some of them was shorter, them quests, but mostly, Martha says, they was
-fur a twelvemonth and a day. And then you are released from your vow
-and one of these here queens gives you a whack over the shoulder with a
-sword and says: “Arise, Sir Marmeluke, I dub you a night.” And then it
-is legal fur you to go out and rescue people and reform them and spear
-them if they don't see things your way, and come between husband and
-wife when they row, and do a heap of good in the world. Well, they was
-other kind of quests too, but mostly you married somebody, or was dubbed
-a night, or found the party you was looking fur, in the end. And Martha
-had it all fixed up in her own mind I was in a quest to find my father.
-Fur, says she, he is purty certain to be a powerful rich man and more'n
-likely a earl.
-
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-
-The way I was found, Martha says, kind o' pints to the idea they was a
-earl mixed up in it somewhere. She had read a lot about earls, and knew
-their ways. Mebby my mother was a earl's daughter. Earl's daughters is
-the worst fur leaving you out in baskets, going by what Martha said. It
-is a kind of a habit with them, fur they is awful proud people. But it
-was a lucky way to start life, from all she said, that basket way. There
-was Moses was left out that way, and when he growed up he was made a
-kind of a president of the hull human race, the same as Ruzevelt, and
-figgered out the twelve commandments. Martha would of give anything if
-she could of only been found in a basket like me, I could see that. But
-she wasn't. She had jest been left a orphan when her folks died. They
-wasn't even no hopes she had been changed at birth fur another one. But
-I seen down in under everything Martha kind o' thought mebby one of them
-nights might come a-prancing along and wed her in spite of herself, or
-she would be carried off, or something. She was a very romanceful kind
-of girl.
-
-When I seen she had it figgered out I was in a quest fur some
-high-mucky-muck fur a dad, I didn't tell her no different. I didn't take
-much stock in them earls and nights myself. So fur as I could see they
-was all furriners of one kind or another. But that thing of being into a
-quest kind of interested me, too.
-
-“How would I know him if I was to run acrost him?” I asts her.
-
-“You would feel an Intangible Something,” she says, “drawing you toward
-him.”
-
-I asts her what kind of a something. I make out from what she says it is
-some like these fellers that can find water with a piece of witch hazel
-switch. You take a switch of it between your thumbs and point it up.
-Then you shut your eyes and walk backwards. When you get over where the
-water is the witch hazel stick twists around and points to the ground.
-You dig there and you get a good well. Nobody knows jest why that
-stick is drawed to the ground. It is like one of these little whirlygig
-compasses is drawed to the north. It is the same, Martha says, if you is
-on a quest fur a father or a mother, only you have got to be worthy of
-that there quest, she says. The first time you meet the right one you
-are drawed jest like the witch hazel. That is the Intangible Something
-working on you, she says. Martha had learnt a lot about that. The book
-that had fell in the crick was like that. She lent it to me.
-
-Well, that all sounded kind of reasonable to me. I seen that witch hazel
-work myself. Old Blindy Wolfe, whose eyes had been dead fur so many
-years they had turned plumb white, had that gift, and picked out all the
-places fur wells that was dug in our neighbourhood at home. And I makes
-up my mind I will watch out fur that feeling of being drawed wherever I
-goes after this. You can't tell what will come of them kind of things.
-So purty soon Martha has to milk the cow, and I goes along back to camp
-thinking about that quest and about what a purty girl she is, which we
-had set there talking so long it was nigh sundown and my clothes had
-dried onto me.
-
-When I got over to camp I seen they must be something wrong. Looey was
-setting in the grass under the wagon looking kind of sour and kind of
-worried and watching the doctor. The doctor was jest inside the tent,
-and he was looking queer too, and not cheerful, which he was usually.
-
-The doctor looks at me like he don't skeercly know me. Which he don't.
-He has one of them quiet kind of drunks on. Which Looey explains is
-bound to come every so often. He don't do nothing mean, but jest gets
-low-sperrited and won't talk to no one. Then all of a sudden he will go
-down town and walk up and down the main streets, orderly, but looking
-hard into people's faces, mostly women's faces. Oncet, Looey says, they
-was big trouble over it. They was in a store in a good-sized town, and
-he took hold of a woman's chin, and tilted her face back, and looked at
-her hard, and most scared her to death, and they was nearly being a riot
-there. And he was jailed and had to pay a big fine. Since then Looey
-always follers him around when he is that-a-way.
-
-Well, that night Doctor Kirby is too fur gone fur us to have our show.
-He jest sets and stares and stares at the fire, and his eyes looks like
-they is another fire inside of his head, and he is hurting outside and
-in. Looey and me watches him from the shadders fur a long time before
-we turns in, and the last thing I seen before I went to sleep was him
-setting there with his face in his hands, staring, and his lips moving
-now and then like he was talking to himself.
-
-The next day he is asleep all morning. But that day he don't drink
-any more, and Looey says mebby it ain't going to be one of the reg'lar
-pifflicated kind. I seen Martha agin that day, too--twicet I has talks
-with her. I told her about the doctor.
-
-“Is he into a quest, do you think?” I asts her.
-
-She says she thinks it is remorse fur some crime he has done. But I
-couldn't figger Doctor Kirby would of done none. So that night after the
-show I says to him, innocent-like:
-
-“Doctor Kirby, what is a quest?” He looks at me kind of queer.
-
-“Wherefore,” says he, “this sudden thirst for enlightenment?”
-
-“I jest run acrost the word accidental-like,” I told him.
-
-He looks at me awful hard, his eyes jest natcherally digging into me.
-I felt like he knowed I had set out to pump him. I wisht I hadn't tried
-it. Then he tells me a quest is a hunt. And I'm glad that's over with.
-But it ain't. Fur purty soon he says:
-
-“Danny, did you ever hear of Lady Clara Vere de Vere?”
-
-“No,” I says, “who is she?”
-
-“A lady friend of Lord Tennyson's,” he says, “whose manners were above
-reproach.”
-
-“Well,” I says, “she sounds kind of like a medicine to me.”
-
-“Lady Clara,” he says, “and all the other Vere de Veres, were people
-with manners we should try to imitate. If Lady Clara had been here last
-night when I was talking to myself, Danny, her manners wouldn't have let
-her listen to what I was talking about.”
-
-“I didn't listen!” I says. Fur I seen what he was driving at now with
-them Vere de Veres. He thought I had ast him what a quest was because he
-was on one. I was certain of that, now. He wasn't quite sure what he had
-been talking about, and he wanted to see how much I had hearn. I thinks
-to myself it must be a awful funny kind of hunt he is on, if he only
-hunts when he is in that fix. But I acted real innocent and like my
-feelings was hurt, and he believed me. Purty soon he says, cheerful
-like:
-
-“There was a girl talking to you to-day, Danny.”
-
-“Mebby they was,” I says, “and mebby they wasn't.” But I felt my face
-getting red all the same, and was mad because it did. He grinned kind of
-aggervating at me and says some poetry at me about in the spring a young
-man's frenzy likely turns to thoughts of love.
-
-“Well,” I says, kind of sheepish-like, “this is summer-time, and purty
-nigh autumn.” Then I seen I'd jest as good as owned up I liked Martha,
-and was kind of mad at myself fur that. But I told him some more about
-her, too. Somehow I jest couldn't help it. He laughs at me and goes on
-into the tent.
-
-I laid there and looked at the fire fur quite a spell, outside the tent.
-I was thinking, if all them tales wasn't jest dern foolishness, how I
-wisht I would really find a dad that was a high-muckymuck and could come
-back in an automobile and take her away. I laid there fur a long, long
-time; it must of been fur a couple of hours. I supposed the doctor had
-went to sleep.
-
-But all of a sudden I looks up, and he is in the door of the tent
-staring at me. I seen he had been in there at it hard agin, and
-thinking, quiet-like, all this time. He stood there in the doorway of
-the tent, with the firelight onto his face and his red beard, and his
-arms stretched out, holding to the canvas and looking at me strange and
-wild. Then he moved his hand up and down at me, and he says:
-
-“If she's fool enough to love you, treat her well--treat her well. For
-if you don't, you can never run away from the hell you'll carry in your
-own heart.”
-
-And he kind of doubled up and pitched forward when he said that, and
-if I hadn't ketched him he would of fell right acrost the fire. He was
-plumb pifflicated.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-
-Martha wouldn't of took anything fur being around Miss Hampton, she
-said. Miss Hampton was kind of quiet and sweet and pale looking, and
-nobody ever thought of talking loud or raising any fuss when she was
-around. She had enough money of her own to run herself on, and she kep'
-to herself a good deal. She had come to that town from no one knowed
-where, years ago, and bought that place. Fur all of her being so gentle
-and easy and talking with one of them soft, drawly kind of voices,
-Martha says, no one had ever dared to ast her about herself, though they
-was a lot of women in that town that was wishful to.
-
-But Martha said she knowed what Miss Hampton's secret was, and she
-hadn't told no one, neither. Which she told me, and all the promising I
-done about not telling would of made the cold chills run up your back,
-it was so solemn. Miss Hampton had been jilted years ago, Martha said,
-and the name of the jilter was David Armstrong. Well, he must of been
-a low down sort of man. Martha said if things was only fixed in this
-country like they ought to be, she would of sent a night to find that
-David Armstrong. And that would of ended up in a mortal combat, and the
-night would have cleaved him.
-
-“Yes,” says I, “and then you would of married that there night, I
-suppose.”
-
-She says she would of.
-
-“Well,” says I, “mebby you would of and mebby you wouldn't of. If he
-cleaved David Armstrong, that night would likely be arrested fur it.”
-
-Martha says if he was she would wait outside his dungeon keep fur years
-and years, till she was a old woman with gray in her hair, and every day
-they would give lingering looks at each other through the window bars.
-And they would be happy thata-way. And she would get her a white dove
-and train it so it would fly up to that window and take in notes to him,
-and he would send notes back that-away, and they would both be awful sad
-and romanceful and contented doing that-a-way fur ever and ever.
-
-Well, I never took no stock in them mournful ways of being happy. I
-couldn't of riz up to being a night fur Martha. She expected too much of
-one. I thought it over fur a little spell without saying anything, and
-I tried to make myself believe I would of liked all that dove business.
-But it wasn't no use pertending. I knowed I would get tired of it.
-
-“Martha,” I says, “mebby these here nights is all right, and mebby they
-ain't. I never seen one, and I don't know. And, mind you, I ain't saying
-a word agin their way of acting. I can't say how I would of been myself,
-if I had been brung up like them. But it looks to me, from some of the
-things you've said about 'em, they must have a dern fool streak in 'em
-somewheres.”
-
-I was kind of jealous of them nights, I guess, or I wouldn't of run 'em
-down that-a-way behind their backs. But the way she was always taking on
-over them was calkelated to make me see I wasn't knee-high to a duck in
-Martha's mind when one of them nights popped into her head. When I run
-'em down that-a-way, she says to the blind all things is blind, and if I
-had any chivalry into me myself I'd of seen they wasn't jest dern fools,
-but noble, and seen it easy. And she sighed, like she'd looked fur
-better things from me. When I hearn her do that I felt sorry I hadn't
-come up to her expectances. So I says:
-
-“Martha, it's no use pertending I could stay in one of them jails and
-keep happy at it. I got to be outdoors. But I tell you what I can do,
-if it will make you feel any better. If I ever happen to run acrost this
-here David Armstrong, and he is anywheres near my size, I'll lick him
-fur you. And if he's too hefty fur me to lick him fair,” I says, “and
-I get a good chancet I will hit him with a piece of railroad iron fur
-you.”
-
-Of course, I knowed I would never find him. But what I said seemed to
-brighten her up a little.
-
-“But,” says I, “if I went too fur with it, and was hung fur it, how
-would you feel then, Martha?”
-
-Well, sir, that didn't jar Martha none. She looked kind of dreamy and
-said mebby she would go and jine a convent and be a nun. And when she
-got to be the head nun she would build a chapel over the tomb where I
-was buried in. And every year, on the day of the month I was hung on,
-she would lead all the other nuns into that chapel, and the organ would
-play mournful, and each nun as passed would lay down a bunch of white
-roses onto my tomb. I reckon that orter made me feel good, but somehow
-it didn't.
-
-So I changed the subject, and asts her why I ain't seen Miss Hampton
-around the place none. Martha says she has a bad sick headache and ain't
-been outside the house fur four or five days. I asts her why she don't
-wait on her. But she don't want her to, Martha says. She's been staying
-in the house ever since we been in town, and jest wants to be let alone.
-I thinks all that is kind of funny. And then I seen from the way Martha
-is answering my questions that she is holding back something she would
-like to tell, but don't think she orter tell. I leaves her alone and
-purty soon she says:
-
-“Do you believe in ghosts?”
-
-I tell her sometimes I think I don't believe in 'em, and sometimes I
-think I do, but anyhow I would hate to see one. I asts her why does she
-ast.
-
-“Because,” she says, “because--but I hadn't ought to tell you.”
-
-“It's daylight,” I says; “it's no use being scared to tell now.”
-
-“It ain't that,” she says, “but it's a secret.”
-
-When she said it was a secret, I knowed she would tell. Martha liked
-having her friends help her to keep a secret.
-
-“I think Miss Hampton has seen one,” she says, finally, “and that her
-staying indoors has something to do with that.”
-
-Then she tells me. The night of the day after we camped there, her and
-Miss Hampton was out fur a walk. We didn't have any show that night.
-They passed right by our camp, and they seen us there by the fire, all
-three of us. But they was in the road in the dark, and we was all in the
-light, so none of the three of us seen them. Miss Hampton was kind of
-scared of us, first glance, fur she gasped and grabbed holt of Martha's
-arm all of a sudden so tight she pinched it. Which it was very natcheral
-that she would be startled, coming across three strange men all of a
-sudden at night around a turn in the road. They went along home, and
-Martha went inside and lighted a lamp, but Miss Hampton lingered on the
-porch fur a minute. Jest as she lit the lamp Martha hearn another little
-gasp, or kind of sigh, from Miss Hampton out there on the porch. Then
-they was the sound of her falling down. Martha ran out with the lamp,
-and she was laying there. She had fainted and keeled over. Martha said
-jest in the minute she had left her alone on the porch was when Miss
-Hampton must of seen the ghost. Martha brung her to, and she was looking
-puzzled and wild-like both to oncet. Martha asts her what is the matter.
-
-“Nothing,” she says, rubbing her fingers over her forehead in a helpless
-kind of way, “nothing.”
-
-“You look like you had seen a ghost,” Martha tells her.
-
-Miss Hampton looks at Martha awful funny, and then she says mebby she
-_has_ seen a ghost, and goes along upstairs to bed. And since then she
-ain't been out of the house. She tells Martha it is a sick headache, but
-Martha says she knows it ain't. She thinks she is scared of something.
-
-“Scared?” I says. “She wouldn't see no more ghosts in the daytime.”
-
-Martha says how do I know she wouldn't? She knows a lot about ghosts of
-all kinds, Martha does.
-
-Horses and dogs can see them easier than humans, even in the daytime,
-and it makes their hair stand up when they do. But some humans that have
-the gift can see them in the daytime like an animal. And Martha asts me
-how can I tell but Miss Hampton is like that?
-
-“Well, then,” I says, “she must be a witch. And if she is a witch why is
-she scared of them a-tall?”
-
-But Martha says if you have second sight you don't need to be a witch to
-see them in the daytime.
-
-Well, you can never tell about them ghosts. Some says one thing and some
-says another. Old Mis' Primrose, in our town, she always believed in 'em
-firm till her husband died. When he was dying they fixed it up he was
-to come back and visit her. She told him he had to, and he promised. And
-she left the front door open fur him night after night fur nigh a year,
-in all kinds of weather; but Primrose never come. Mis' Primrose says he
-never lied to her, and he always done jest as she told him, and if he
-could of come she knowed he would; and when he didn't she quit believing
-in ghosts. But they was others in our town said it didn't prove nothing
-at all. They said Primrose had really been lying to her all his life,
-because she was so bossy he had to lie to keep peace in the fambly,
-and she never ketched on. Well, if I was a ghost and had of been Mis'
-Primrose's husband when I was a human, I wouldn't of come back neither,
-even if she had of bully-ragged me into one of them death-bed promises.
-I guess Primrose figgered he had earnt a rest.
-
-If they is ghosts, what comfort they can get out of coming back where
-they ain't wanted and scaring folks is more'n I can see. It's kind of
-low down, I think, and foolish too. Them kind of ghosts is like these
-here overgrown smart alecs that scares kids. They think they are mighty
-cute, but they ain't. They are jest foolish. A human, or a ghost either,
-that does things like that is jest simply got no principle to him. I
-hearn a lot of talk about 'em, first and last, and I ain't ready to say
-they ain't no ghosts, nor yet ready to say they is any. To say they is
-any is to say something that is too plumb unlikely. And too many people
-has saw them fur me to say they ain't any. But if they is, or they
-ain't, so fur as I can see, it don't make much difference. Fur they
-never do nothing, besides scaring you, except to rap on tables and tell
-fortunes, and such fool things. Which a human can do it all better and
-save the expense of paying money to one of these here sperrit mediums
-that travels around and makes 'em perform. But all the same they has
-been nights I has felt different about 'em myself, and less hasty to run
-'em down. Well, it don't do no good to speak harsh of no one, not even a
-ghost or a ordinary dead man, and if I was to see a ghost, mebby I would
-be all the scareder fur what I have jest wrote.
-
-Well, with all the talking back and forth we done about them ghosts we
-couldn't agree. That afternoon it seemed like we couldn't agree about
-anything. I knowed we would be going away from there before long, and I
-says to myself before I go I'm going to have that girl fur my girl, or
-else know the reason why. No matter what I was talking about, that idea
-was in the back of my head, and somehow it kind of made me want to
-pick fusses with her, too. We was setting on a log, purty deep into the
-woods, and there come a time when neither of us had said nothing fur
-quite a spell. But after a while I says:
-
-“Martha, we'll be going away from here in two, three days now.”
-
-She never said nothing.
-
-“Will you be sorry?” I asts her.
-
-She says she will be sorry.
-
-“Well,” I says, “_why_ will you be sorry?”
-
-I thought she would say because _I_ was going. And then I would be
-finding out whether she liked me a lot. But she says the reason she will
-be sorry is because there will be no one new to talk to about things
-both has read. I was considerable took down when she said that.
-
-“Martha,” I says, “it's more'n likely I won't never see you agin after I
-go away.”
-
-She says that kind of parting comes between the best of friends.
-
-I seen I wasn't getting along very fast, nor saying what I wanted to
-say. I reckon one of them Sir Marmeluke fellers would of knowed what to
-say. Or Doctor Kirby would. Or mebby even Looey would of said it better
-than I could. So I was kind of mad with myself, and I says, mean-like:
-
-“If you don't care, of course, I don't care, neither.”
-
-She never answered that, so I gets up and makes like I am starting off.
-
-“I was going to give you some of them there Injun feathers of mine to
-remember me by,” I tells her, “but if you don't want 'em, there's plenty
-of others would be glad to take 'em.”
-
-But she says she would like to have them.
-
-“Well,” I says, “I will bring them to you tomorrow afternoon.”
-
-She says, “Thank you.”
-
-Finally I couldn't stand it no longer. I got brave all of a sudden, and
-busted out: “Martha, I--I--I--”
-
-But I got to stuttering, and my braveness stuttered itself away. And I
-finishes up by saying:
-
-“I like you a hull lot, Martha.” Which wasn't jest exactly what I had
-planned fur to say.
-
-Martha, she says she kind of likes me, too.
-
-“Martha,” I says, “I like you more'n any girl I ever run acrost before.”
-
-She says, “Thank you,” agin. The way she said it riled me up. She said
-it like she didn't know what I meant, nor what I was trying to get out
-of me. But she did know all the time. I knowed she did. She knowed I
-knowed it, too. Gosh-dern it, I says to myself, here I am wasting all
-this time jest _talking_ to her. The right thing to do come to me all of
-a sudden, and like to took my breath away. But I done it. I grabbed her
-and I kissed her.
-
-Twice. And then agin. Because the first was on the chin on account of
-her jerking her head back. And the second one she didn't help me none.
-But the third time she helped me a little. And the ones after that she
-helped me considerable.
-
-Well, they ain't no use trying to talk about the rest of that afternoon.
-I couldn't rightly describe it if I wanted to. And I reckon it's none of
-anybody's business.
-
-Well, it makes you feel kind of funny. You want to go out and pick on
-somebody about four sizes bigger'n you are and knock the socks off'n
-him. It stands to reason others has felt that-a-way, but you don't
-believe it. You want to tell people about it one minute. The next minute
-you have got chills and ague fur fear some one will guess it. And you
-think the way you are about her is going to last fur always.
-
-That evening, when I was cooking supper, I laughed every time I was
-spoke to. When Looey and I was hitching up to drive down town to give
-the show, one of the hosses stepped on his foot and I laughed at that,
-and there was purty nigh a fight. And I was handling some bottles and
-broke one and cut my hand on a piece of glass. I held it out fur a
-minute dumb-like, with the blood and medicine dripping off of it, and
-all of a sudden I busted out laughing agin. The doctor asts if I am
-crazy. And Looey says he has thought I was from the very first, and some
-night him and the doctor will be killed whilst asleep. One of the things
-we have every night in the show is an Injun dance, and Looey and I sings
-what the doctor calls the Siwash war chant, whirling round and round
-each other, and making licks at each other with our tommyhawks, and
-letting out sudden wild yips in the midst of that chant. That night I
-like to of killed Looey with that tommyhawk, I was feeling so good. If
-it had been a real one, instead of painted-up wood, I would of killed
-Looey, the lick I give him. The worst part of that was that, after the
-show, when we got back to camp and the hosses was picketed out fur the
-night, I had to tell Looey all about how I felt fur an explanation of
-why I hit him.
-
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-
-Which it made Looey right low in his sperrits, and he shakes his head
-and says no good will come of it.
-
-“Did you ever hear of Romeo and Joliet?” he says:
-
-“Mebby,” I says, “but what it was I hearn I can't remember. What about
-them?”
-
-“Well,” he says, “they carried on the same as you. And now where are
-they?”
-
-“Well,” I says, “where are they?”
-
-“In the tomb,” says Looey, very sad, like they was closte personal
-friends of his'n. And he told me all about them and how Young Cobalt had
-done fur them. But from what I could make out it all happened away back
-in the early days. And shucks!--I didn't care a dern, anyhow. I told him
-so.
-
-“Well,” he says, “It's been the history of the world that it brings
-trouble.” And he says to look at Damon and Pythias, and Othello and the
-Merchant of Venus. And he named about a hundred prominent couples like
-that out of Shakespeare's works.
-
-“But it ends happy sometimes,” I says.
-
-“Not when it is true love it don't,” says Looey. “Look at Anthony and
-Cleopatra.”
-
-“Yes,” I says, sarcastic like, “I suppose they are in the tomb, too?”
-
-“They are,” says Looey, awful solemn.
-
-“Yes,” I says, “and so is Adam and Eve and Dan and Burrsheba and all
-the rest of them old-timers. But I bet they had a good time while they
-lasted.”
-
-Looey shakes his head solemn and sighs and goes to sleep very mournful,
-like he has to give me up fur lost. But I can't sleep none myself.
-So purty soon I gets up and puts on my shoes and sneaks through the
-wood-lot and through the gap in the fence by the apple tree and into
-Miss Hampton's yard.
-
-It was a beauty of a moonlight night, that white and clear and clean you
-could almost see to read by it, like all of everything had been scoured
-as bright as the bottom of a tin pan. And the shadders was soft and
-thick and velvety and laid kind of brownish-greeney on the grass. I
-flopped down in the shadder of some lilac bushes and wondered which was
-Martha's window. I knowed she would be in bed long ago, but---- Well, I
-was jest plumb foolish that night, and I couldn't of kept away fur any
-money. That moonlight had got into my head, it seemed like, and made
-me drunk. But I would rather be looney that-a-way than to have as much
-sense as King Solomon and all his adverbs. I was that looney that if I
-had knowed any poetry I would of said it out loud, right up toward that
-window. I never knowed why poetry was made up before that night. But the
-only poetry I could think of was about there was a man named Furgeson
-that lived on Market Street, and he had a one-eyed Thomas cat that
-couldn't well be beat. Which it didn't seem to fit the case, so I didn't
-say her.
-
-The porch of that house was part covered with vines, but they was kind
-of gaped apart at one corner. As I laid there in the shadder of the
-bushes I hearn a fluttering movement, light and gentle, on that porch.
-Then, all of a sudden, I seen some one standing on the edge of the porch
-where the vines was gaped apart, and the moonlight was falling onto
-them. They must of come there awful soft and still. Whoever it was
-couldn't see into the shadder where I laid, that is, if it was a human
-and not a ghost. Fur my first thought was it might be one of them ghosts
-I had been running down so that very day, and mebby the same one Miss
-Hampton seen on that very same porch. I thought I was in fur it then,
-mebby, and I felt like some one had whispered to the back of my neck
-it ought to be scared. And I _was_ scared clean up into my hair. I stared
-hard, fur I couldn't take my eyes away. Then purty soon I seen if it was
-a ghost it must be a woman ghost. Fur it was dressed in light-coloured
-clothes that moved jest a little in the breeze, and the clothes was so
-near the colour of the moonlight they seemed to kind of silver into
-it. You would of said it had jest floated there, and was waiting fur to
-float away agin when the breeze blowed a little stronger, or the moon
-drawed it.
-
-It didn't move fur ever so long. Then it leaned forward through the gap
-in the vines, and I seen the face real plain. It wasn't no ghost, it was
-a lady. Then I knowed it must be Miss Hampton standing there. Away off
-through the trees our camp fire sent up jest a dull kind of a glow. She
-was standing there looking at that. I wondered why.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-
-The next day we broke camp and was gone from that place, and I took away
-with me the half of a ring me and Martha had chopped in two. We kept on
-going, and by the time punkins and county fairs was getting ripe we was
-into the upper left-hand corner of Ohio. And there Looey left us.
-
-One day Doctor Kirby and me was walking along the main street of a
-little town and we seen a bang-up funeral percession coming. It must of
-been one of the Grand Army of the Republicans, fur they was some of the
-old soldiers in buggies riding along behind, and a big string of people
-follering in more buggies and some on foot. Everybody was looking mighty
-sollum. But they was one man setting beside the undertaker on the seat
-of the hearse that was looking sollumer than them all. It was Looey, and
-I'll bet the corpse himself would of felt proud and happy and contented
-if he could of knowed the style Looey was giving that funeral.
-
-It wasn't nothing Looey done, fur he didn't do nothing but jest set
-there with his arms folded onto his bosom and look sad. But he done _that_
-better than any one else. He done it so well that you forgot the corpse
-was the chief party to that funeral. Looey took all the glory from him.
-He had jest natcherally stole that funeral away from its rightful owner
-with his enjoyment of it. He seen the doctor and me as the hearse went
-by our corner, but he never let on. A couple of hours later Looey comes
-into camp and says he is going to quit.
-
-The doctor asts him if he has inherited money.
-
-“No,” says Looey, “but my aunt has given me a chancet to go into
-business.”
-
-Looey says he was born nigh there, and was prowling around town the day
-before and run acrost an old aunt of his'n he had forgot all about.
-She is awful respectable and religious and ashamed of him being into
-a travelling show. And she has offered to lend him enough to buy a
-half-share in a business.
-
-“Well,” says the doctor, “I hope it will be something you are fitted
-for and will enjoy. But I've noticed that after a man gets the habit of
-roaming around this terrestial ball it's mighty hard to settle down and
-watch his vine and fig tree grow.”
-
-Looey smiles in a sad sort of a way, which he seldom smiled fur
-anything, and says he guesses he'll like the business. He says they
-ain't many businesses he could take to. Most of them makes you forget
-this world is but a fleeting show. But he has found a business which
-keeps you reminded all the time that dust is dust and ash to ashes shalt
-return. When he first went into the medicine business, he said, he was
-drawed to it by the diseases and the sudden dyings-off it always kept
-him in mind of. He thought they wasn't no other business could lay over
-it fur that kind of comfort. But he has found out his mistake.
-
-“What kind of business are you going into?” asts the doctor.
-
-“I am going to be an undertaker,” says Looey. “My aunt says this town
-needs the right kind of an undertaker bad.”
-
-Mr. Wilcox, the undertaker that town has, is getting purty old and
-shaky, Looey says, and young Mr. Wilcox, his son, is too light-minded
-and goes at things too brisk and airy to give it the right kind of a
-send-off. People don't want him joking around their corpses and he is
-a fat young man and can't help making puns even in the presence of the
-departed. Old Mr. Wilcox's eyesight is getting so poor he made a scandal
-in that town only the week before. He was composing a departed's face
-into a last smile, but he went too fur with it, and give the departed
-one of them awful mean, devilish kind of grins, like he had died with
-a bad temper on. By the time the departed's fambly had found it out,
-things had went too fur, and the face had set that-a-way, so it wasn't
-safe to try to change it any.
-
-Old Mr. Wilcox had several brands of last looks. One was called:
-“Bear Up, for We Will Meet Again.” The one that had went wrong was his
-favourite look, named: “O Death, Where is Thy Victory?”
-
-Looey's aunt says she will buy him a partnership if she is satisfied he
-can fill the town's needs. They have a talk with the Wilcoxes, and he
-rides on the hearse that day fur a try-out. His aunt peeks out behind
-her bedroom curtains as the percession goes by her house, and when she
-sees the style Looey is giving to that funeral, and how easy it comes
-to him, that settles it with her on the spot. And it seems the hull dern
-town liked it, too, including the departed's fambly.
-
-Looey says they is a lot of chancet fur improvements in the undertaking
-game by one whose heart is in his work, and he is going into that
-business to make a success of it, and try and get all the funeral trade
-fur miles around. He reads us an advertisement of the new firm he has
-been figgering out fur that town's weekly paper. I cut a copy out when
-it was printed, and it is about the genteelest thing like that I even
-seen, as follers:
-
-[Illustration: 0136]
-
-
-WILCOX AND SIMMS Invite Your Patronage
-
-This earth is but a fleeting show, and the blank-winged angels wait for
-all. It is always a satisfaction to remember that all possible has been
-done for the deceased.
-
- See Our New Line of Coffins
- Lined Caskets a Specialty
- Lodge Work Solicited
-
-Time and tide wait for no man, and his days are few and full of
-troubles. The paths of glory lead but to the grave, and none can tell
-when mortal feet may stumble.
-
-When in Town Drop in and Inspect Our New Embalming Outfit. It is a
-Pleasure to Show Goods and Tools Even if Your Family Needs no Work Done
-Just Yet.
-
-Outfits for mourners who have been bereaved on short notice a specialty.
-We take orders for tombstones. Look at our line of shrouds, robes, and
-black suits for either sex and any age. Give us just one call, and you
-will entrust future embalmings and obsequies in your family to no other
-firm.
-
-WILCOX AND SIMMS Main Street, Near Depot
-
-
-The doctor, he reads it over careful and says she orter drum up trade,
-all right. Looey tells us that mebby, if he can get that town educated
-up to it, he will put in a creamatory, where he will burn them, too, but
-will go slow, fur that there sollum and beautiful way of returning ash
-to ashes might make some prejudice in such a religious town.
-
-The last we seen of Looey was a couple of days later when we told him
-good-bye in his shop. Old Mr. Wilcox was explaining to him the science
-of them last looks he was so famous at when he was a younger man. Young
-Mr. Wilcox was laying on a table fur Looey to practise on, and Looey was
-learning fast. But he nearly broke down when he said good-bye, fur he
-liked the doctor.
-
-“Doc,” he says, “you've been a good friend, and I won't never forget
-you. They ain't much I can do, and in this deceitful world words is less
-than actions. But if you ever was to die within a hundred miles of me,
-I'd go,” he says, “and no other hands but mine should lay you out. And
-it wouldn't cost you a cent, either. Nor you neither, Danny.”
-
-We thanked him kindly fur the offer, and went.
-
-The next town we come to there was a county fair, and the doctor run
-acrost an old pal of his'n who had a show on the grounds and wanted to
-hire him fur what he called a ballyhoo man. Which was the first I ever
-hearn them called that, but I got better acquainted with them since.
-They are the fellers that stands out in front and gets you all excited
-about the Siamese twins or the bearded lady or the snake-charmer or the
-Circassian beauties or whatever it is inside the tent, as represented
-upon the canvas. The doctor says he will do it fur a week, jest fur fun,
-and mebby pick up another feller to take Looey's place out there.
-
-This feller's name is Watty Sanders, and his wife is a fat lady in his
-own show and very good-natured when not intoxicated nor mad at Watty. She
-was billed on the curtains outside fur five hundred and fifty pounds,
-and Watty says she really does weigh nigh on to four hundred. But being
-a fat lady's husband ain't no bed of rosy ease at that, Watty tells
-the doctor. It's like every other trade--it has its own pertic'ler
-responsibilities and troubles. She is a turrible expense to Watty on
-account of eating so much. The tales that feller told of how hard he
-has to hustle showing her off in order to support her appetite would of
-drawed tears from a pawnbroker's sign, as Doctor Kirby says. Which he
-found it cheaper fur his hull show to board and sleep in the tent, and
-we done likewise.
-
-Well, I got a job with that show myself. Watty had a wild man canvas
-but no wild man, so he made me an offer and I took him up. I was from
-Borneo, where they're all supposed to be captured. Jest as Doctor Kirby
-would get to his talk about how the wild man had been ketched after
-great struggle and expense, with four men killed and another crippled,
-there would be an awful rumpus on the inside of the tent, with wild
-howlings and the sound of revolvers shot off and a woman screaming. Then
-I would come busting out all blacked up from head to heel with no more
-clothes on than the law pervided fur, yipping loud and shaking a big
-spear and rolling my eyes, and Watty would come rushing after me firing
-his revolver. I would make fur the doctor and draw my spear back to jab
-it clean through him, and Watty would grab my arm. And the doctor would
-whirl round and they would wrastle me to the ground and I would be
-handcuffed and dragged back into the tent, still howling and struggling
-to break loose. On the inside my part of the show was to be wild in a
-cage. I would be chained to the floor, and every now and then I would
-get wilder and rattle my chains and shake the bars and make jumps at the
-crowd and carry on, and make believe I was too mad to eat the pieces of
-raw meat Watty throwed into the cage.
-
-Watty had a snake-charmer woman, with an awful long, bony kind of neck,
-working fur him, and another feller that was her husband and eat glass.
-The show opened up with them two doing what they said was a comic turn.
-Then the fat lady come on. Whilst everybody was admiring her size, and
-looking at the number of pounds on them big cheat scales Watty weighed
-her on, the long-necked one would be changing to her snake clothes.
-Which she only had one snake, and he had been in the business so long,
-and was so kind of worn out and tired with being charmed so much, it
-always seemed like a pity to me the way she would take and twist him
-around. I guess they never was a snake was worked harder fur the little
-bit he got to eat, nor got no sicker of a woman's society than poor old
-Reginald did. After Reginald had been charmed a while, it would be the
-glass eater's turn. Which he really eat it, and the doctor says that
-kind always dies before they is fifty. I never knowed his right name,
-but what he went by was The Human Ostrich.
-
-Watty's wife was awful jealous of Mrs. Ostrich, fur she got the idea
-she was carrying on with Watty. One night I hearn an argument from the
-fenced-off part of the tent Watty and his wife slept in. She was setting
-on Watty's chest and he was gasping fur mercy.
-
-“You know it ain't true,” says Watty, kind of smothered-like.
-
-“It is,” says she, “you own up it is!” And she give him a jounce.
-
-“No, darling,” he gets out of him, “you know I never could bear them
-thin, scrawny kind of women.” And he begins to call her pet names of
-all kinds and beg her please, if she won't get off complete, to set
-somewheres else a minute, fur his chest he can feel giving way, and his
-ribs caving in. He called her his plump little woman three or four
-times and she must of softened up some, fur she moved and his voice come
-stronger, but not less meek and lowly. And he follers it up:
-
-“Dolly, darling,” he says, “I bet I know something my little woman don't
-know.”
-
-“What is it?” the fat lady asts him.
-
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-
-“You don't know what a cruel, weak stomach your hubby has got,” Watty
-says, awful coaxing like, “or you wouldn't bear down quite so hard onto
-it--please, Dolly!”
-
-She begins to blubber and say he is making fun of her big size, and if
-he is mean to her any more or ever looks at another woman agin she will
-take anti-fat and fade away to nothing and ruin his show, and it is
-awful hard to be made a joke of all her life and not have no steady home
-nor nothing like other women does.
-
-“You know I worship every pound of you, little woman,” says Watty,
-still coaxing. “Why can't you trust me? You know, Dolly, darling, I
-wouldn't take your weight in gold for you.” And he tells her they never
-was but once in all his life he has so much as turned his head to look
-at another woman, and that was by way of a plutonic admiration, and no
-flirting intended, he says. And even then it was before he had met his
-own little woman. And that other woman, he says, was plump too, fur he
-wouldn't never look at none but a plump woman.
-
-“What did she weigh?” asts Watty's wife. He tells her a measly little
-three hundred pound.
-
-“But she wasn't refined like my little woman,” says Watty, “and when I
-seen that I passed her up.” And inch by inch Watty coaxed her clean off
-of him.
-
-But the next day she hearn him and Mrs. Ostrich giggling about
-something, and she has a reg'lar tantrum, and jest fur meanness goes out
-and falls down on the race track, pertending she has fainted, and they
-can't move her no ways, not even roll her. But finally they rousted her
-out of that by one of these here sprinkling carts backing up agin her
-and turning loose.
-
-But aside from them occasional mean streaks Dolly was real nice, and I
-kind of got to liking her. She tells me that because she is so fat no
-one won't take her serious like a human being, and she wisht she was
-like other women and had a fambly. That woman wanted a baby, too, and I
-bet she would of been good to it, fur she was awful good to animals. She
-had been big from a little girl, and never got no sympathy when sick,
-nor nothing, and even whilst she played with dolls as a kid she knowed
-she looked ridiculous, and was laughed at. And by jings!--they was
-the funniest thing come to light before we left that crowd. That poor,
-derned, old, fat fool _had_ a doll yet, all hid away, and when she was
-alone she used to take it out and cuddle it. Well, Dolly never had many
-friends, and you couldn't blame her much if she did drink a little too
-much now and then, or get mad at Watty fur his goings-on and kneel down
-on him whilst he was asleep. Them was her only faults and I liked the
-old girl. Yet I could see Watty had his troubles too.
-
-That show busted up before the fair closed. Fur one day Watty's wife
-gets mad at Mrs. Ostrich and tries to set on her. And then Mrs. Ostrich
-gets mad too, and sicks Reginald onto her. Watty's wife is awful scared
-of Reginald, who don't really have ambition enough to bite no one, let
-alone a lady built so round everywhere he couldn't of got a grip on her.
-And as fur as wrapping himself around her and squashing her to death,
-Reginald never seen the day he could reach that fur. Reginald's feelings
-is plumb friendly toward Dolly when he is turned loose, but she don't
-know that, and she has some hysterics and faints in earnest this time.
-Well, they was an awful hullaballo when she come to, and fur the sake of
-peace in the fambly Watty has to fire Mr. and Mrs. Ostrich and poor old
-Reginald out of their jobs, and the show is busted. So Doctor Kirby and
-me lit out fur other parts agin.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-
-We was jogging along one afternoon not fur from a good-sized town at the
-top of Ohio, right on the lake, when we run acrost some remainders of
-a busted circus riding in a stake and chain wagon. They was two
-fellers--both jugglers, acrobats, and tumblers--and a balloon. The
-circus had busted without paying them nothing but promises fur months
-and months, and they had took the team and wagon and balloon by
-attachment, they said. They was carting her from the little burg the
-show busted in to that good-sized town on the lake. They would sell the
-team and wagon there and get money enough to put an advertisement in
-the Billboard, which is like a Bible to them showmen, that they had a
-balloon to sell and was at liberty.
-
-One of them was the slimmest, lightest-footed, quickest feller you ever
-seen, with a big nose and dark complected, and his name was Tobias. The
-other was heavier and blonde complected. His name was Dobbs, he said,
-and they was the Blanchet Brothers. Doctor Kirby and them got real well
-acquainted in about three minutes. We drove on ahead and got into the
-town first.
-
-The doctor says that balloon is jest wasted on them fellers. They can't
-go up in her, not knowing that trade, but still they ought to be some
-way fur them to make a little stake out of it before it was sold.
-
-The next evening we run acrost them fellers on the street, and they was
-feeling purty blue. They hadn't been able to sell that team and wagon,
-which it was eating its meals reg'lar in a livery stable, and they had
-been doing stunts in the street that day and passing around the hat, but
-not getting enough fur to pay expenses.
-
-“Where's the balloon?” asts the doctor. And I seen he was sicking his
-intellects onto the job of making her pay.
-
-“In the livery stable with the wagon,” they tells him.
-
-He says he is going to figger out a way to help them boys. They is like
-all circus performers, he says--they jest knows their own acts, and
-talks about 'em all the time, and studies up ways to make 'em better,
-and has got no more idea of business outside of that than a rabbit. We
-all went to the livery stable and overhauled that balloon. It was an
-awful job, too. But they wasn't a rip in her, and the parachute was jest
-as good as new.
-
-“There's no reason why we can't give a show of our own,” says Doctor
-Kirby, “with you boys and Danny and me and that balloon. What we want
-is a lot with a high board fence around it, like a baseball grounds,
-and the chance to tap a gas main.” He says he'll be willing to take a
-chancet on it, even paying the gas company real money to fill her up.
-
-What the Doctor didn't know about starting shows wasn't worth knowing.
-He had even went in for the real drama in his younger days now and then.
-
-“One of my theatrical productions came very near succeeding, too,” he
-says.
-
-It was a play he says, in which the hero falls in love with a pair of
-Siamese twins and commits suicide because he can't make a choice between
-them.
-
-“We played it as comedy in the big towns and tragedy in the little
-ones,” he says. “But like a fool I booked it for two weeks of
-middle-sized towns and it broke us.”
-
-The next day he finds a lot that will do jest fine. It has been used fur
-a school playgrounds, but the school has been moved and the old building
-is to be tore down. He hired the place cheap. And he goes and talks the
-gas company into giving him credit to fill that balloon. Which I kept
-wondering what was the use of filling her, fur none of the four of
-us had ever went up in one. And when I seen the handbills he had had
-printed I wondered all the more. They read as follers:
-
-[Illustration: 0150]
-
-Kirby's Komedy Kompany and Open Air Circus
-
-Presenting a Peerless Personnel of Artistic Attractions
-
-Greatest in the Galaxy of Gaiety, is
-
-Hartley L. Kirby
-
-Monologuist and minstrel, dancer and vaudevillian in his terpsichorean
-travesties, buoyant burlesques, inimitable imitations, screaming
-impersonations, refined comedy sketches and popular song hits of the
-day.
-
-
-The Blanchet Brothers
-
-Daring, Dazzling, Danger-Loving, Death-Defying Demons
-
-Joyous jugglers, acrobatic artists, constrictorial contortionists,
-exquisite equilibrists, in their marvellous, mysterious, unparalleled
-performances.
-
-
-Umslopogus The Patagonian Chieftain
-
-The lowest type of human intellect
-
-This formerly ferocious fiend has so far succumbed to the softer wiles
-of civilization that he is no longer a cannibal, and it is now safe to
-put him on exhibition. But to prevent accidents he is heavily manacled,
-and the public is warned not to come too near.
-
-
- Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!!
-
- The management also presents the balloon of
-
- Prof. Alonzo Ackerman The Famous Aeronaut
-
- in which he has made his
-
- Wonderful Ascension and Parachute Drop
-
- many times, reaching remarkable altitudes
-
- Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!!
-
- Saturday, 3 P. M. Old Vandegrift School Lot
-
-
- Admission 50 Cents
-
-
-Well, fur a writer he certainly laid over Looey, Doctor Kirby did--more
-cheerful-like, you might say. I seen right off I was to be the
-Patagonian Chieftain. I was getting more and more of an actor right
-along--first an Injun, then a wild Borneo, and now a Patagonian.
-
-“But who is this Alonzo Ackerman?” I asts him.
-
-“Celebrated balloonist,” says he, “and the man that invented parachutes.
-They eat out of his hand.”
-
-“Where is he?” asts I.
-
-“How should I know?” he says.
-
-“How is he going up, then?” I asts.
-
-The doctor chuckles and says it is a good bill, a better bill than he
-thought; that it is getting in its work already. He says to me to read
-it careful and see if it says Alonzo Ackerman is going up. Well, it
-don't. But any one would of thought so the first look. I reckon that
-bill was some of a liar herself, not lying outright, but jest hinting a
-lie. They is a lot of mean, stingy-souled kind of people wouldn't never
-lie to help a friend, but Doctor Kirby wasn't one of 'em.
-
-“But,” I says, “when that crowd finds out Alonzo ain't going up they
-will be purty mad.”
-
-“Oh,” says he, “I don't think so. The American public are a good-natured
-set of chuckle-heads, mostly. If they get sore I'll talk 'em out of it.”
-
-If he had any faults at all--and mind you, I ain't saying Doctor Kirby
-had any--the one he had hardest was the belief he could talk any crowd
-into any notion, or out of it, either. And he loved to do it jest fur
-the fun of it. He'd rather have the feeling he was doing that than the
-money any day. He was powerful vain about that gab of his'n, Doctor
-Kirby was.
-
-The four of us took around about five thousand bills. The doctor says
-they is nothing like giving yourself a chancet. And Saturday morning we
-got the balloon filled up so she showed handsome, tugging away there at
-her ropes. But we had a dern mean time with that balloon, too.
-
-The doctor says if we have good luck there may be as many as three, four
-hundred people.
-
-But Jerusalem! They was two, three times that many. By the time the
-show started I reckon they was nigh a thousand there. The doctor and
-the Blanchet Brothers was tickled. When they quit coming fast the doctor
-left the gate and made a little speech, telling all about the wonderful
-show, and the great expense it was to get it together, and all that.
-
-They was a rope stretched between the crowd and us. Back of that was the
-Blanchet Brothers' wagon and our wagon, and our little tent. I was jest
-inside the tent with chains on. Back of everything else was the balloon.
-
-Well, the doctor he done a lot of songs and things as advertised. Then
-the Blanchet Brothers done some of their acts. They was really fine
-acts, too. Then come some more of Doctor Kirby's refined comedy, as
-advertised. Next, more Blanchet. Then a lecture about me by the doctor.
-All in all it takes up about an hour and a half. Then the doctor makes
-a mighty nice little talk, and wishes them all good afternoon, thanking
-them fur their kind intentions and liberal patronage, one and all.
-
-“But when will the balloon go up?” asts half a dozen at oncet.
-
-“The balloon?” asts Doctor Kirby, surprised.
-
-“Balloon! Balloon!” yells a kid. And the hull crowd took it up and
-yelled: “Balloon! Balloon! Balloon!” And they crowded up closte to that
-rope.
-
-Doctor Kirby has been getting off the wagon, but he gets back on her,
-and stretches his arms wide, and motions of 'em all to come close.
-
-“Ladies and gentlemen,” he says, “please to gather near--up here,
-good people--and listen! Listen to what I have to say--harken to the
-utterings of my voice! There has been a misunderstanding here! There has
-been a misconstruction! There has been, ladies and gentlemen, a woeful
-lack of comprehension here!”
-
-It looked to me like they was beginning to understand more than he meant
-them to. I was wondering how it would all come out, but he never lost
-his nerve.
-
-“Listen,” he says, very earnest, “listen to me. Somehow the idea seems
-to have gone forth that there would be a balloon ascension here this
-afternoon. How, I do not know, for what we advertised, ladies and
-gentlemen, was that the balloon used by Prof. Alonzo Ackerman, the
-illustrious aeronaut, would be _UPON EXHIBITION_. And there she is, ladies
-and gentlemen, there she is, for every eye to see and gladden with the
-sight of--right before you, ladies and gentlemen--the balloon of Alonzo
-Ackerman, the wonderful voyager of the air, exactly as represented.
-During their long career Kirby and Company have never deceived the
-public. Others may, but Kirby and Company are like Caesar's wife--Kirby
-and Company are above suspicion. It is the province of Kirby's Komedy
-Kompany, ladies and gentlemen, to spread the glad tidings of innocent
-amusement throughout the length and breadth of this fair land of ours.
-And there she is before you, the balloon as advertised, the gallant ship
-of the air in which the illustrious Ackerman made so many voyages before
-he sailed at last into the Great Beyond! You can see her, ladies and
-gentlemen, straining at her cords, anxious to mount into the heavens
-and be gone! It is an education in itself, ladies and gentlemen, a moral
-education, and well worth coming miles to see. Think of it--think of
-it--the Ackerman balloon--and then think that the illustrious Ackerman
-himself--he was my personal friend, ladies and gentlemen, and a true
-friend sticketh closer than a brother--the illustrious Ackerman is dead.
-The balloon, ladies and gentlemen, is there, but Ackerman is gone to his
-reward. Look at that balloon, ladies and gentlemen, and tell me if you
-can, why should the spirit of mortals be proud? For the man that rode
-her like a master and tamed her like she was a dove lies cold and dead
-in a western graveyard, ladies and gentlemen, and she is here, a useless
-and an idle vanity without the mind that made her go!”
-
-Well, he went on and he told a funny story about Alonzo, which I don't
-believe they ever was no Alonzo Ackerman, and a lot of 'em laughed;
-and he told a pitiful story, and they got sollum agin, and then another
-funny story. Well, he had 'em listening, and purty soon most of the
-crowd is feeling in a good humour toward him, and one feller yells out:
-
-“Go it--you're a hull show yourself!” And some joshes him, but they
-don't seem to be no trouble in the air. When they all look to be in a
-good humour he holds up a bill and asts how many has them. Many has. He
-says that is well, and then he starts to telling another story. But
-in the middle of the story that hull dern crowd is took with a fit of
-laughing. They has looked at the bill closet, and seen they is sold, and
-is taking it good-natured. And still shouting and laughing most of them
-begins to start along off. And I thought all chancet of trouble was over
-with. But it wasn't.
-
-Fur they is always a natcheral born kicker everywhere, and they was one
-here, too.
-
-He was a lean feller with a sticking out jaw, and one of his eyes was in
-a kind of a black pocket, and he was jest natcherally laying it off to
-about a dozen fellers that was in a little knot around him.
-
-The doctor sees the main part of the crowd going and climbs down off'n
-the wagon. As he does so that hull bunch of about a dozen moves in under
-the rope, and some more that was going out seen it, and stopped and come
-back.
-
-“Perfessor,” says the man with the patch over his eye to Doctor Kirby,
-“you say this man Ackerman is dead?”
-
-“Yes,” says the doctor, eying him over, “he's dead.”
-
-“How did he die?” asts the feller.
-
-“He died hard, I understand,” says the doctor, careless-like.
-
-“Fell out of his balloon?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“This aeronaut trade is a dangerous trade, I hear,” says the feller with
-the patch on his eye.
-
-“They say so,” says Doctor Kirby, easy-like.
-
-“Was you ever an aeronaut yourself?” asts the feller.
-
-“No,” says the doctor.
-
-“Never been up in a balloon?”
-
-“No.”
-
-“Well, you're going up in one this afternoon!”
-
-“What do you mean?” asts Doctor Kirby.
-
-“We've come out to see a balloon ascension--and we're going to see it,
-too.”
-
-And with that the hull crowd made a rush at the doctor.
-
-Well, I been in fights before that, and I been in fights since then. But
-I never been in no harder one. The doctor and the two Blanchet brothers
-and me managed to get backed up agin the fence in a row when the rush
-come. I guess I done my share, and I guess the Blanchet brothers done
-theirn, too. But they was too many of 'em for us--too dern many. It
-wouldn't of ended as quick as it did if Doctor Kirby hadn't gone clean
-crazy. His back was to the fence, and he cleaned out everything in front
-of him, and then he give a wild roar jest like a bull and rushed that
-hull gang--twenty men, they was--with his head down. He caught two
-fellers, one in each hand, and he cracked their heads together, and he
-caught two more, and done the same. But he orter never took his back
-away from that fence. The hull gang closed in on him, and down he went
-at the bottom of a pile. I was awful busy myself, but I seen that pile
-moving and churning. Then I made a big mistake myself. I kicked a feller
-in the stomach, and another feller caught my leg, and down I went. Fur
-a half a minute I never knowed nothing. And when I come to I was all
-mashed about the face, and two fellers was sitting on me.
-
-The crowd was tying Doctor Kirby to that parachute. They straddled
-legs over the parachute bar, and tied his feet below it. He was still
-fighting, but they was too many fur him. They left his arms untied, but
-they held 'em, and then--
-
-Then they cut her loose. She went up like she was shot from a gun, and
-as she did Doctor Kirby took a grip on a feller's arm that hadn't let
-loose quick enough and lifted him plumb off'n the ground. He slewed
-around on the trapeze bar with the feller's weight, and slipped head
-downward. And as he slipped he give that feller a swing and let loose
-of him, and then ketched himself by the crook of one knee. The feller
-turned over twicet in the air and landed in a little crumpled-up pile on
-the ground, and never made a sound.
-
-The fellers that had holt of me forgot me and stood up, and I stood up
-too, and looked. The balloon was rising fast. Doctor Kirby was trying to
-pull himself up to the trapeze bar, twisting and squirming and having
-a hard time of it, and shooting higher every second. I reckoned he
-couldn't fall complete, fur where his feet was tied would likely hold
-even if his knee come straight--but he would die mebby with his head
-filling up with blood. But finally he made a squirm and raised himself a
-lot and grabbed the rope at one side of the bar. And then he reached and
-got the rope on the other side, and set straddle of her. And jest as he
-done that the wind ketched the balloon good and hard, and she turned out
-toward Lake Erie. It was too late fur him to pull the rope that sets the
-parachute loose then, and drop onto the land.
-
-I rushed out of that schoolhouse yard and down the street toward the
-lake front, and run, stumbling along and looking up. She was getting
-smaller every minute. And with my head in the air looking up I was
-running plumb to the edge of the water before I knowed it.
-
-She was away out over the lake now, and awful high, and going fast
-before the wind, and the doctor was only a speck. And as I stared at
-that speck away up in the sky I thought this was a mean world to live
-in. Fur there was the only real friend I ever had, and no way fur me to
-help him. He had learnt me to read, and bought me good clothes, and made
-me know they was things in the world worth travelling around to see, and
-made me feel like I was something more than jest Old Hank Walters's dog.
-And I guessed he would be drownded and I would never see him agin now.
-And all of a sudden something busted loose inside of me, and I sunk
-down there at the edge of the water, sick at my stomach, and weak and
-shivering.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-
-I didn't exactly faint there, but things got all mixed fur me, and when
-they was straightened out agin I was in a hospital. It seems I had
-been considerable stepped on in that fight, and three ribs was broke. I
-knowed I was hurting, but I was so interested in what was happening to
-the doctor the hull hurt never come to me till the balloon was way out
-over the lake.
-
-But now I was in a plaster cast, and before I got out of that I was in a
-fever. I was some weeks getting out of there.
-
-I tried to get some word of Doctor Kirby, but couldn't. Nothing had been
-heard of him or the balloon. The newspapers had had stuff about it fur a
-day or two, and they guessed the body might come to light sometime. But
-that was all. And I didn't know where to hunt nor how.
-
-The hosses and wagon and tent and things worried me some, too. They
-wasn't mine, and so I couldn't sell 'em. And they wasn't no good to me
-without Doctor Kirby. So I tells the man that owns the livery stable to
-use the team fur its board and keep it till Doctor Kirby calls fur it,
-and if he never does mebby I will sometime.
-
-I didn't want to stay in that town or I could of got a job in the livery
-stable. They offered me one, but I hated that town. I wanted to light
-out. I didn't much care where to.
-
-Them Blanchet Brothers had left a good share of the money we took in
-at the balloon ascension with the hospital people fur me before they
-cleared out. But before I left that there town I seen they was one thing
-I had to do to make myself easy in my mind. So I done her.
-
-That was to hunt up that feller with his eye in the patch. It took me
-a week to find him. He lived down near some railroad yards. I might of
-soaked him with a coupling link and felt a hull lot better. But I didn't
-guess it would do to pet and pamper my feelings too much. So I does it
-with my fists in a quiet place, and does it very complete, and leaves
-that town in a cattle car, feeling a hull lot more contented in my mind.
-
-Then they was a hull dern year I didn't stay nowhere very long, nor
-work at any one job too long, neither. I jest worked from place to place
-seeing things--big towns and rivers and mountains. Working here and
-there, and loafing and riding blind baggages and freight trains between
-jobs, I covered a lot of ground that year, and made some purty big
-jumps, and got acquainted with some awful queer folks, first and last.
-
-But the worst of that is lots of people gets to thinking I am a hobo.
-Even one or two judges in police courts I got acquainted with had that
-there idea of me. I always explains that I am not one, and am jest
-travelling around to see things, and working when I feels like it, and
-ain't no bum. But frequent I am not believed. And two, three different
-times I gets to the place where I couldn't hardly of told myself from a
-hobo, if I hadn't of knowed I wasn't one.
-
-I got right well acquainted with some of them hobos, too. As fur as I
-can see, they is as much difference in them as in other humans. Some
-travels because they likes to see things, and some because they hates to
-work, and some because they is in the habit and can't stop it. Well, I
-know myself it's purty hard after while to stop it, fur where would you
-stop at? What excuse is they to stop one place more'n another? I met all
-kinds of 'em, and oncet I got in fur a week with a couple of real Johnny
-Yeggs that is both in the pen now. I hearn a feller say one time there
-is some good in every man. I went the same way as them two yeggmen a
-hull dern week to try and find out where the good in 'em was. I guess
-they must be some mistake somewheres, fur I looked hard and I watched
-closet and I never found it. They is many kinds of hobos and tramps,
-perfessional and amachure, and lots of kinds of bums, and lots of young
-fellers working their way around to see things, like I was, and lots of
-working men in hard luck going from place to place, and all them kinds
-is humans. But the real yeggman ain't even a dog.
-
-And oncet I went all the way from Chicago to Baltimore with a serious,
-dern fool that said he was a soshyologest, whatever them is, and was
-going to put her all into a book about the criminal classes. He worked
-hard trying to get at the reason I was a hobo. Which they wasn't no
-reason, fur I wasn't no hobo. But I didn't want to disappoint that
-feller and spoil his book fur him. So I tells him things. Things not
-overly truthful, but very full of crime. About a year afterward I was
-into one of these here Andrew Carnegie lib'aries with the names of the
-old-time presidents all chiselled along the top and I seen the hull
-dern thing in print. He said of me the same thing I have said about them
-yeggmen. If all he met joshed that feller the same as me, that book must
-of been what you might call misleading in spots.
-
-One morning I woke up in a good-sized town in Illinoise, not a hundred
-miles from where I was raised, without no money, and my clothes not much
-to look at, and no job. I had been with a railroad show fur about two
-weeks, driving stakes and other rough work, and it had went off and left
-me sleeping on the ground. Circuses never waits fur nothing nor cares a
-dern fur no one. I tried all day around town fur to get some kind of a
-job. But I was looking purty rough and I couldn't land nothing. Along in
-the afternoon I was awful hungry.
-
-I was feeling purty low down to have to ast fur a meal, but finally I
-done it.
-
-I dunno how I ever come to pick out such a swell-looking house, but I
-makes a little talk at the back door and the Irish girl she says, “Come
-in,” and into the kitchen I goes.
-
-“It's Minnesota you're working toward?” asts she, pouring me out a cup
-of coffee.
-
-She is thinking of the wheat harvest where they is thousands makes fur
-every fall. But none of 'em fur me. That there country is full of them
-Scandiluvian Swedes and Norwegians, and they gets into the field before
-daylight and stays there so long the hired man's got to milk the cows by
-moonlight.
-
-“I been acrost the river into I'way,” I says, “a-working at my trade,
-and now I'm going back to Chicago to work at it some more.”
-
-“What might your trade be?” she asts, sizing me up careful; and I thinks
-I'll hand her one to chew on she ain't never hearn tell of before.
-
-“I'm a agnostic by trade,” I says. I spotted that there word in a
-religious book one time, and that's the first chancet I ever has to try
-it on any one. You can't never tell what them reg'lar sockdologers is
-going to do till you tries them.
-
-“I see,” says she. But I seen she didn't see. And I didn't help her
-none. She would of ruther died than to let on she didn't see. The Irish
-is like that. Purty soon she says:
-
-“Ain't that the dangerous kind o' work, though!”
-
-“It is,” I says. And says nothing further.
-
-She sets down and folds her arms, like she was thinking of it, watching
-my hands closet all the time I was eating, like she's looking fur scars
-where something slipped when I done that agnostic work. Purty soon she
-says:
-
-“Me brother Michael was kilt at it in the old country. He was the most
-vinturesome lad of thim all!”
-
-“Did it fly up and hit him?” I asts her. I was wondering w'ether she is
-making fun of me or am I making fun of her. Them Irish is like that, you
-can never tell which.
-
-“No,” says she, “he fell off of it. And I'm thinking you don't know what
-it is yourself.” And the next thing I know I'm eased out o' the back
-door and she's grinning at me scornful through the crack of it.
-
-So I was walking slow around toward the front of the house thinking how
-the Irish was a great nation, and what shall I do now, anyhow? And I
-says to myself: “Danny, you was a fool to let that circus walk off and
-leave you asleep in this here town with nothing over you but a barbed
-wire fence this morning. Fur what _are_ you going to do next? First thing
-you know, you _will_ be a reg'lar tramp, which some folks can't be made
-to see you ain't now.” And jest when I was thinking that, a feller comes
-down the front steps of that house on the jump and nabs me by the coat
-collar.
-
-“Did you come out of this house?” he asts.
-
-“I did,” I says, wondering what next.
-
-“Back in you go, then,” he says, marching me forward toward them front
-steps, “they've got smallpox in there.”
-
-I like to of jumped loose when he says that.
-
-“Smallpox ain't no inducement to me, mister,” I tells him. But he
-twisted my coat collar tight and dug his thumbs into my neck, all the
-time helping me onward with his knee from behind, and I seen they wasn't
-no use pulling back. I could probable of licked that man, but they's no
-system in mixing up with them well-dressed men in towns where they think
-you are a tramp. The judge will give you the worst of it.
-
-He rung the door bell and the girl that opened the door she looked kind
-o' surprised when she seen me, and in we went.
-
-“Tell Professor Booth that Doctor Wilkins wants to see him again,”
- says the man a-holt o' me, not letting loose none. And we says nothing
-further till the perfessor comes, which he does, slow and absent-minded.
-When he seen me he took off his glasses so's he could see me better, and
-he says:
-
-“What is that you have there, Doctor Wilkins?”
-
-“A guest for you,” says Doctor Wilkins, grinning all over hisself. “I
-found him leaving your house. And you being under quarantine, and me
-being secretary to the board of health, and the city pest-house being
-crowded too full already, I'll have to ask you to keep him here till
-we get Miss Margery onto her feet again,” he says. Or they was words to
-that effect, as the lawyers asts you.
-
-“Dear me,” says Perfesser Booth, kind o' helpless like. And he
-comes over closet to me and looks me all over like I was one of them
-amphimissourian lizards in a free museum. And then he goes to the foot
-of the stairs and sings out in a voice that was so bleached-out and
-flat-chested it would of looked jest like him himself if you could of
-saw it--“Estelle,” he sings out, “oh, Estelle!”
-
-Estelle, she come down stairs looking like she was the perfessor's big
-brother. I found out later she was his old maid sister. She wasn't no
-spring chicken, Estelle wasn't, and they was a continuous grin on her
-face. I figgered it must of froze there years and years ago. They was
-a kid about ten or eleven years old come along down with her, that had
-hair down to its shoulders and didn't look like it knowed whether it was
-a girl or a boy. Miss Estelle, she looks me over in a way that makes me
-shiver, while the doctor and the perfessor jaws about whose fault it is
-the smallpox sign ain't been hung out. And when she was done listening
-she says to the perfessor: “You had better go back to your laboratory.”
- And the perfessor he went along out, and the doctor with him.
-
-“What are you going to do with him, Aunt Estelle?” the kid asts her.
-
-“What would _you_ suggest, William, Dear?” asts his aunt. I ain't feeling
-very comfortable, and I was getting all ready jest to natcherally bolt
-out the front door now the doctor was gone. Then I thinks it mightn't be
-no bad place to stay in fur a couple o' days, even risking the smallpox.
-Fur I had riccolected I couldn't ketch it nohow, having been vaccinated
-a few months before in Terry Hutt by compulsive medical advice, me being
-fur a while doing some work on the city pavements through a mistake
-about me in the police court.
-
-William Dear looks at me like it was the day of judgment and his job was
-to keep the fatted calves separate from the goats and prodigals, and he
-says:
-
-“If I were you, Aunt Estelle, the first thing would be to get his hair
-cut and his face washed and then get him some clothes.”
-
-“William Dear is my friend,” thinks I.
-
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-
-She calls James, which was a butler. James, he buttles me into a
-bathroom the like o' which I never seen afore, and then he buttles me
-into a suit o' somebody's clothes and into a room at the top o' the
-house next to his'n, and then he comes back and buttles a comb and brush
-at me. James was the most mournful-looking fat man I ever seen, and he
-says that account of me not being respectable I will have my meals alone
-in the kitchen after the servants has eat.
-
-The first thing I knowed I been in that house more'n a week. I eat and I
-slept and I smoked and I kind of enjoyed not worrying about things fur
-a while. The only oncomfortable thing about being the perfessor's guest
-was Miss Estelle. Soon's she found out I was a agnostic she took charge
-o' my intellectuals and what went into 'em, and she makes me read things
-and asts me about 'em, and she says she is going fur to reform me. And
-whatever brand o' disgrace them there agnostics really is I ain't found
-out to this day, having come acrost the word accidental.
-
-Biddy Malone, which was the kitchen mechanic, she says the perfessor's
-wife's been over to her mother's while this smallpox has been going on,
-and they is a nurse in the house looking after Miss Margery, the little
-kid that's sick. And Biddy, she says if she was Mrs. Booth she'd stay
-there, too. They's been some talk, anyhow, about Mrs. Booth and a
-musician feller around that there town. But Biddy, she likes Mrs. Booth,
-and even if it was true, which it ain't Biddy says, who could of blamed
-her? Fur things ain't joyous around that house the last year, since Miss
-Estelle's come there to live. The perfessor, he's so full of scientifics
-he don't know nothing with no sense to it, Biddy says. He's got more
-money'n you can shake a stick at, and he don't have to do no work, nor
-never has, and his scientifics gets worse and worse every year. But
-while scientifics is worrying to the nerves of a fambly, and while his
-labertory often makes the house smell like a sick drug store has crawled
-into it and died there, they wouldn't of been no serious row on between
-the perfessor and his wife, not _all_ the time, if it hadn't of been fur
-Miss Estelle. She has jest natcherally made herself boss of that there
-house, Biddy says, and she's a she-devil. Between all them scientifics
-and Miss Estelle things has got where Mrs. Booth can't stand 'em much
-longer.
-
-I didn't blame her none fur getting sore on her job, neither. You
-can't expect a woman that's purty, and knows it, and ain't no more'n
-thirty-two or three, and don't look it, to be serious intrusted in
-mummies and pickled snakes and chemical perfusions, not _all_ the time.
-Mebby when Mrs. Booth would ast him if he was going to take her to the
-opery that night the perfessor would look up in an absent-minded sort
-of way and ast her did she know them Germans had invented a new germ? It
-wouldn't of been so bad if the perfessor had picked out jest one brand
-of scientifics and stuck to that reg'lar. Mrs. Booth could of got use to
-any _one_ kind. But mebby this week the perfessor would be took hard with
-ornithography and he'd go chasing humming-birds all over the front yard,
-and the next he'd be putting gastronomy into William's breakfast feed.
-
-They was always a row on over them kids, which they hadn't been till
-Miss Estelle come. Mrs. Booth, she said they could kill their own
-selves, if they wanted to, him and Miss Estelle, but she had more
-right than any one else to say what went into William's and Margery's
-digestive ornaments, and she didn't want 'em brung up scientific nohow,
-but jest human. But Miss Estelle's got so she runs that hull house
-now, and the perfessor too, but he don't know it, Biddy says, and her
-a-saying every now and then it was too bad Frederick couldn't of married
-a noble woman who would of took a serious intrust in his work. The kids
-don't hardly dare to kiss their ma in front of Miss Estelle no more, on
-account of germs and things. And with Miss Estelle taking care of their
-religious organs and their intellectuals and the things like that, and
-the perfessor filling them up on new invented feeds, I guess they never
-was two kids got more education to the square inch, outside and in. It
-hadn't worked none on Miss Margery yet, her being younger, but William
-Dear he took it hard and serious, and it made bumps all over his head,
-and he was kind o' pale and spindly. Every time that kid cut his finger
-he jest natcherally bled scientifics. One day I says to Miss Estelle,
-says I:
-
-“It looks to me like William Dear is kind of peaked.” She looks worried
-and she looks mad fur me lipping in, and then she says mebby it is true,
-but she don't see why, because he is being brung up like he orter be in
-every way and no expense nor trouble spared.
-
-“Well,” says I, “what a kid about that size wants to do is to get out
-and roll around in the dirt some, and yell and holler.”
-
-She sniffs like I wasn't worth taking no notice of. But it kind o'
-soaked in, too. She and the perfessor must of talked it over. Fur the
-next day I seen her spreading a oilcloth on the hall floor. And then
-James comes a buttling in with a lot of sand what the perfessor has
-baked and made all scientific down in his labertory. James, he pours all
-that nice, clean dirt onto the oilcloth and then Miss Estelle sends fur
-William Dear.
-
-“William Dear,” she says, “we have decided, your papa and I, that what
-you need is more romping around and playing along with your studies. You
-ought to get closer to the soil and to nature, as is more healthy for
-a youth of your age. So for an hour each day, between your studies, you
-will romp and play in this sand. You may begin to frolic now, William
-Dear, and then James will sweep up the dirt again for to-morrow's
-frolic.”
-
-But William didn't frolic none. He jest looked at that dirt in a sad
-kind o' way, and he says very serious but very decided:
-
-“Aunt Estelle, I shall _not_ frolic.” And they had to let it go at that,
-fur he never would frolic none, neither. And all that nice clean dirt
-was throwed out in the back yard along with the unscientific dirt.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-
-One night when I've been there more'n a week, and am getting kind o'
-tired staying in one place so long, I don't want to go to bed after I
-eats, and I gets a-holt of some of the perfessor's cigars and goes
-into the lib'ary to see if he's got anything fit to read. Setting there
-thinking of the awful remarkable people they is in this world I must of
-went to sleep. Purty soon, in my sleep, I hearn two voices. Then I waked
-up sudden, and still hearn 'em, low and quicklike, in the room that
-opens right off of the lib'ary with a couple of them sliding doors like
-is onto a box car. One voice was a woman's voice, and it wasn't Miss
-Estelle's.
-
-“But I _must_ see them before we go, Henry,” she says.
-
-And the other was a man's voice and it wasn't no one around our house.
-
-“But, my God,” he says, “suppose you get it yourself, Jane!”
-
-I set up straight then, fur Jane was the perfessor's wife's first name.
-
-“You mean suppose _you_ get it,” she says. I like to of seen the look she
-must of give him to fit in with the way she says that _you_. He didn't say
-nothing, the man didn't; and then her voice softens down some, and
-she says, low and slow: “Henry, wouldn't you love me if I _did_ get it?
-Suppose it marked and pitted me all up?”
-
-“Oh, of course,” he says, “of course I would. Nothing can change the way
-I feel. _You_ know that.” He said it quick enough, all right, jest the way
-they does in a show, but it sounded _too much_ like it does on the stage
-to of suited me if _I_'d been her. I seen folks overdo them little talks
-before this.
-
-I listens some more, and then I sees how it is. This is that musician
-feller Biddy Malone's been talking about. Jane's going to run off with
-him all right, but she's got to kiss the kids first. Women is like that.
-They may hate the kids' pa all right, but they's dad-burned few of 'em
-don't like the kids. I thinks to myself: “It must be late. I bet they
-was already started, or ready to start, and she made him bring her here
-first so's she could sneak in and see the kids. She jest simply couldn't
-get by. But she's taking a fool risk, too. Fur how's she going to see
-Margery with that nurse coming and going and hanging around all night?
-And even if she tries jest to see William Dear it's a ten to one shot
-he'll wake up and she'll be ketched at it.”
-
-And then I thinks, suppose she _is_ ketched at it? What of it? Ain't a
-woman got a right to come into her own house with her own door key, even
-if they is a quarantine onto it, and see her kids? And if she is ketched
-seeing them, how would any one know she was going to run off? And ain't
-she got a right to have a friend of hern and her husband's bring her
-over from her mother's house, even if it is a little late?
-
-Then I seen she wasn't taking no great risks neither, and I thinks mebby
-I better go and tell that perfessor what is going on, fur he has treated
-me purty white. And then I thinks: “I'll be gosh-derned if I meddle.
-So fur as I can see that there perfessor ain't getting fur from what's
-coming to him, nohow. And as fur _her_, you got to let some people find
-out what they want fur theirselves. Anyhow, where do _I_ come in at?”
-
-But I want to get a look at her and Henry, anyhow. So I eases off my
-shoes, careful-like, and I eases acrost the floor to them sliding doors,
-and I puts my eye down to the little crack. The talk is going backward
-and forward between them two, him wanting her to come away quick, and
-her undecided whether to risk seeing the kids. And all the time she's
-kind o' hoping mebby she will be ketched if she tries to see the kids,
-and she's begging off fur more time ginerally.
-
-Well, sir, I didn't blame that musician feller none when I seen her. She
-was a peach.
-
-And I couldn't blame her so much, neither, when I thought of Miss
-Estelle and all them scientifics of the perfessor's strung out fur years
-and years world without end.
-
-Yet, when I seen the man, I sort o' wished she wouldn't. I seen right
-off that Henry wouldn't do. It takes a man with a lot of gumption to
-keep a woman feeling good and not sorry fur doing it when he's married
-to her. But it takes a man with twicet as much to make her feel right
-when they ain't married. This feller wears one of them little, brown,
-pointed beards fur to hide where his chin ain't. And his eyes is too
-much like a woman's. Which is the kind that gets the biggest piece of
-pie at the lunch counter and fergits to thank the girl as cuts it big.
-She was setting in front of a table, twisting her fingers together, and
-he was walking up and down. I seen he was mad and trying not to show it,
-and I seen he was scared of the smallpox and trying not to show that,
-too. And jest about that time something happened that kind o' jolted me.
-
-They was one of them big chairs in the room where they was that has got
-a high back and spins around on itself. It was right acrost from me, on
-the other side of the room, and it was facing the front window, which
-was a bow window. And that there chair begins to turn, slow and easy.
-First I thought she wasn't turning. Then I seen she was. But Jane and
-Henry didn't. They was all took up with each other in the middle of the
-room, with their backs to it.
-
-Henry is a-begging of Jane, and she turns a little more, that chair
-does. Will she squeak, I wonders?
-
-“Don't you be a fool, Jane,” says the Henry feller.
-
-Around she comes three hull inches, that there chair, and nary a squeak.
-
-“A fool?” asts Jane, and laughs. “And I'm not a fool to think of going
-with you at all, then?”
-
-That chair, she moved six inches more and I seen the calf of a leg and
-part of a crumpled-up coat tail.
-
-“But I _am_ going with you, Henry,” says Jane. And she gets up jest like
-she is going to put her arms around him.
-
-But Jane don't. Fur that chair swings clear around and there sets the
-perfessor. He's all hunched up and caved in and he's rubbing his eyes
-like he's jest woke up recent, and he's got a grin onto his face that
-makes him look like his sister Estelle looks all the time.
-
-“Excuse me,” says the perfessor.
-
-They both swings around and faces him. I can hear my heart bumping. Jane
-never says a word. The man with the brown beard never says a word. But
-if they felt like me they both felt like laying right down there and
-having a fit. They looks at him and he jest sets there and grins at
-them.
-
-But after a while Jane, she says:
-
-“Well, now you _know!_ What are you going to do about it?”
-
-Henry, he starts to say something too. But--
-
-“Don't start anything,” says the perfessor to him. “_You_ aren't going to
-do anything.” Or they was words to that effect.
-
-“Professor Booth,” he says, seeing he has got to say something or else
-Jane will think the worse of him, “I am--”
-
-“Keep still,” says the perfessor, real quiet. “I'll tend to you in a
-minute or two. _You_ don't count for much. This thing is mostly between me
-and my wife.”
-
-When he talks so decided I thinks mebby that perfessor has got something
-into him besides science after all. Jane, she looks kind o' surprised
-herself. But she says nothing, except:
-
-“What are you going to do, Frederick?” And she laughs one of them mean
-kind of laughs, and looks at Henry like she wanted him to spunk up a
-little more, and says: “What _can_ you do, Frederick?”
-
-Frederick, he says, not excited a bit:
-
-“There's quite a number of things I _could_ do that would look bad when
-they got into the newspapers. But it's none of them, unless one of you
-forces me to it.” Then he says:
-
-“You _did_ want to see the children, Jane?”
-
-She nodded.
-
-“Jane,” he says, “can't you see I'm the better man?”
-
-The perfessor, he was woke up after all them years of scientifics, and
-he didn't want to see her go. “Look at him,” he says, pointing to the
-feller with the brown beard, “he's scared stiff right now.”
-
-Which I would of been scared myself if I'd a-been ketched that-a-way
-like Henry was, and the perfessor's voice sounding like you was chopping
-ice every time he spoke. I seen the perfessor didn't want to have no
-blood on the carpet without he had to have it, but I seen he was making
-up his mind about something, too. Jane, she says:
-
-“_You_ a better man? _You_? You think you've been a model husband just
-because you've never beaten me, don't you?”
-
-“No,” says the perfessor, “I've been a blamed fool all right. I've been
-a worse fool, maybe, than if I _had_ beaten you.” Then he turns to Henry
-and he says:
-
-“Duels are out of fashion, aren't they? And a plain killing looks bad in
-the papers, doesn't it? Well, you just wait for me.” With which he gets
-up and trots out, and I hearn him running down stairs to his labertory.
-
-Henry, he'd ruther go now. He don't want to wait. But with Jane
-a-looking at him he's shamed not to wait. It's his place to make some
-kind of a strong action now to show Jane he is a great man. But he don't
-do it. And Jane is too much of a thoroughbred to show him she expects
-it. And me, I'm getting the fidgets and wondering to myself, “What is
-that there perfessor up to now? Whatever it is, it ain't like no one
-else. He is looney, that perfessor is. And she is kind o' looney, too.
-I wonder if they is any one that ain't looney sometimes?” I been
-around the country a good 'eal, too, and seen and hearn of some awful
-remarkable things, and I never seen no one that wasn't more or less
-looney when the _search us the femm_ comes into the case. Which is a Dago
-word I got out'n a newspaper and it means: “Who was the dead gent's lady
-friend?” And we all set and sweat and got the fidgets waiting fur that
-perfessor to come back.
-
-Which he done with that Sister Estelle grin onto his face and a pill box
-in his hand. They was two pills in the box. He says, placid and chilly:
-
-“Yes, sir, duels are out of fashion. This is the age of science. All the
-same, the one that gets her has got to fight for her. If she isn't worth
-fighting for, she isn't worth having. Here are two pills. I made 'em
-myself. One has enough poison in it to kill a regiment when it gets to
-working well--which it does fifteen minutes after it is taken. The other
-one has got nothing harmful in it. If you get the poison one, I keep
-her. If I get it, you can have her. Only I hope you will wait long
-enough after I'm dead so there won't be any scandal around town.”
-
-Henry, he never said a word. He opened his mouth, but nothing come of
-it. When he done that I thought I hearn his tongue scrape agin his cheek
-on the inside like a piece of sand-paper. He was scared, Henry was.
-
-“But _you_ know which is which,” Jane sings out. “The thing's not fair!”
-
-“That is the reason my dear Jane is going to shuffle these pills around
-each other herself,” says the perfessor, “and then pick out one for him
-and one for me. _You_ don't know which is which, Jane. And as he is the
-favourite, he is going to get the first chance. If he gets the one I
-want him to get, he will have just fifteen minutes to live after taking
-it. In that fifteen minutes he will please to walk so far from my house
-that he won't die near it and make a scandal. I won't have a scandal
-without I have to. Everything is going to be nice and quiet and
-respectable. The effect of the poison is similar to heart failure. No
-one can tell the difference on the corpse. There's going to be no blood
-anywhere. I will be found dead in my house in the morning with heart
-failure, or else he will be picked up dead in the street, far enough
-away so as to make no talk.” Or they was words to that effect.
-
-He is rubbing it in considerable, I thinks, that perfessor is. I wonder
-if I better jump in and stop the hull thing. Then I thinks: “No, it's
-between them three.” Besides, I want to see which one is going to get
-that there loaded pill. I always been intrusted in games of chancet of
-all kinds, and when I seen the perfessor was such a sport, I'm sorry I
-been misjudging him all this time.
-
-Jane, she looks at the box, and she breathes hard and quick.
-
-“I won't touch 'em,” she says. “I refuse to be a party to any murder of
-that kind.”
-
-“Huh? You do?” says the perfessor. “But the time when you might have
-refused has gone by. You have made yourself a party to it already.
-You're really the _main_ party to it.
-
-“But do as you like,” he goes on. “I'm giving him more chance than I
-ought to with those pills. I might shoot him, and I would, and then face
-the music, if it wasn't for mixing the children up in the scandal, Jane.
-If you want to see him get a fair chance, Jane, you've got to hand out
-these pills, one to him and then one to me. _You_ must kill one or the
-other of us, or else _I'll kill him_ the other way. And _you_ had better
-pick one out for him, because _I_ know which is which. Or else let him
-pick one out for himself,” he says.
-
-Henry, he wasn't saying nothing. I thought he had fainted. But he
-hadn't. I seen him licking his lips. I bet Henry's mouth was all dry
-inside.
-
-Jane, she took the box and she went round in front of Henry and she
-looked at him hard. She looked at him like she was thinking: “Fur God's
-sake, spunk up some, and take one if it _does_ kill you!” Then she says
-out loud: “Henry, if you die I will die, too!”
-
-And Henry, he took one. His hand shook, but he took it out'n the box. If
-she had of looked like that at me mebby I would of took one myself. Fur
-Jane, she was a peach, she was. But I don't know whether I would of or
-not. When she makes that brag about dying, I looked at the perfessor.
-What she said never fazed him. And I thinks agin: “Mebby I better jump
-in now and stop this thing.” And then I thinks agin: “No, it is between
-them three and Providence.” Besides, I'm anxious to see who is going
-to get that pill with the science in it. I gets to feeling jest like
-Providence hisself was in that there room picking out them pills with
-his own hands. And I was anxious to see what Providence's ideas of right
-and wrong was like. So fur as I could see they was all three in the
-wrong, but if I had of been in there running them pills in Providence's
-place I would of let them all off kind o' easy.
-
-Henry, he ain't eat his pill yet. He is jest looking at it and shaking.
-The perfessor pulls out his watch and lays it on the table.
-
-“It is a quarter past eleven,” he says. “Mr. Murray, are you going to
-make me shoot you, after all? I didn't want a scandal,” he says. “It's
-for you to say whether you want to eat that pill and get your even
-chance, or whether you want to get shot. The shooting method is sure,
-but it causes talk. These pills won't _which_?”
-
-And he pulls a revolver. Which I suppose he had got that too when he
-went down after them pills.
-
-Henry, he looks at the gun.
-
-Then he looks at the pill.
-
-Then he swallers the pill.
-
-The perfessor puts his gun back into his pocket, and then he puts his
-pill into his mouth. He don't swaller it. He looks at the watch, and he
-looks at Henry.
-
-“Sixteen minutes past eleven,” he says. “_At exactly twenty-nine minutes
-to twelve Mr. Murray will be dead_. I got the harmless one. I can tell by
-the taste.”
-
-And he put the pieces out into his hand, to show that he has chewed
-his'n up, not being willing to wait fifteen minutes fur a verdict from
-his digestive ornaments. Then he put them pieces back into his mouth and
-chewed 'em up and swallered 'em down like he was eating cough drops.
-
-Henry has got sweat breaking out all over his face, and he tries to make
-fur the door, but he falls down onto a sofa.
-
-“This is murder,” he says, weak-like. And he tries to get up again, but
-this time he falls to the floor in a dead faint.
-
-“It's a dern short fifteen minutes,” I thinks to myself. “That perfessor
-must of put more science into Henry's pill than he thought he did fur it
-to of knocked him out this quick. It ain't skeercly three minutes.”
-
-When Henry falls the woman staggers and tries to throw herself on top
-of him. The corners of her mouth was all drawed down, and her eyes was
-turned up. But she don't yell none. She can't. She tries, but she jest
-gurgles in her throat. The perfessor won't let her fall acrost Henry.
-He ketches her. “Sit up, Jane,” he says, with that Estelle look onto his
-face, “and let us have a talk.”
-
-She looks at him with no more sense in her face than a piece of putty
-has got. But she can't look away from him.
-
-And I'm kind o' paralyzed, too. If that feller laying on the floor
-had only jest kicked oncet, or grunted, or done something, I could of
-loosened up and yelled, and I would of. I jest _needed_ to fetch a yell.
-But Henry ain't more'n dropped down there till I'm feeling jest like
-he'd _always_ been there, and I'd _always_ been staring into that room, and
-the last word any one spoke was said hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
-
-“You're a murderer,” says Jane in a whisper, looking at the perfessor in
-that stare-eyed way. “You're a _murderer_,” she says, saying it like she
-was trying to make herself feel sure he really was one.
-
-“Murder!” says the perfessor. “Did you think I was going to run any
-chances for a pup like him? He's scared, that's all. He's just fainted
-through fright. He's a coward. Those pills were both just bread and
-sugar. He'll be all right in a minute or two. I've just been showing
-you that the fellow hasn't got nerve enough nor brains enough for a fine
-woman like you, Jane,” he says.
-
-Then Jane begins to sob and laugh, both to oncet, kind o' wild like, her
-voice clucking like a hen does, and she says:
-
-“It's worse then, it's worse! It's worse for me than if it were a
-murder! Some farces can be more tragic than any tragedy ever was,” she
-says. Or they was words to that effect.
-
-And if Henry had of been really dead she couldn't of took it no harder
-than she begun to take it now when she saw he was alive, but jest wasn't
-no good. But I seen she was taking on fur herself now more'n fur Henry.
-Doctor Kirby always use to say women is made unlike most other animals
-in many ways. When they is foolish about a man they can stand to have
-that man killed a good 'eal better than to have him showed up ridiculous
-right in front of them. They will still be crazy about the man that is
-dead, even if he was crooked. But they don't never forgive the fellow
-that lets himself be made a fool and lets them look foolish, too. And
-when the perfessor kicks Henry in the ribs, and Henry comes to and
-sneaks out, Jane, she never even turns her head and looks at him.
-
-“Jane,” says the perfessor, when she quiets down some, “you have a lot
-o' things to forgive me. But do you suppose I have learned enough so
-that we can make a go of it if we start all over again?”
-
-But Jane she never said nothing.
-
-“Jane,” he says, “Estelle is going back to New England, as soon as
-Margery gets well, and she will stay there for good.”
-
-Jane, she begins to take a little intrust then.
-
-“Did Estelle tell you so?” she asts.
-
-“No,” says the perfessor. “Estelle doesn't know it yet. I'm going to
-break the news to her in the morning.”
-
-But Jane still hates him. She's making herself hate him hard. She
-wouldn't of been a human woman if she had let herself be coaxed up all
-to oncet. Purty soon she says: “I'm tired.” And she went out looking
-like the perfessor was a perfect stranger. She was a peace, Jane was.
-
-After she left, the perfessor set there quite a spell and smoked. And he
-was looking tired out, too. They wasn't no mistake about me. I was jest
-dead all through my legs.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-
-I was down in the perfessor's labertory one day, and that was a queer
-place. They was every kind of scientifics that has ever been discovered
-in it. Some was pickled in bottles and some was stuffed and some was
-pinned to the walls with their wings spread out. If you took hold of
-anything, it was likely to be a skull and give you the shivers or some
-electric contraption and shock you; and if you tipped over a jar and
-it broke, enough germs might get loose to slaughter a hull town. I was
-helping the perfessor to unpack a lot of stuff some friends had sent
-him, and I noticed a bottle that had onto it, blowed in the glass:
-
-DANIEL, DUNNE AND COMPANY
-
-“That's funny,” says I, out loud.
-
-“What is?” asts the perfessor.
-
-I showed him the bottle and told him how I was named after the company
-that made 'em. He says to look around me. They is all kinds of glassware
-in that room--bottles and jars and queer-shaped things with crooked tails
-and noses--and nigh every piece of glass the perfessor owns is made by
-that company.
-
-“Why,” says the perfessor, “their factory is in this very town.”
-
-And nothing would do fur me but I must go and see that factory. I
-couldn't till the quarantine was pried loose from our house. But when it
-was, I went down town and hunted up the place and looked her over.
-
-It was a big factory, and I was kind of proud of that. I was glad she
-wasn't no measly, little, old-fashioned, run-down concern. Of course,
-I wasn't really no relation to it and it wasn't none to me. But I
-was named fur it, too, and it come about as near to being a fambly as
-anything I had ever had or was likely to find. So I was proud it seemed
-to be doing so well.
-
-I thinks as I looks at her of the thousands and thousands of bottles
-that has been coming out of there fur years and years, and will be
-fur years and years to come. And one bottle not so much different from
-another one. And all that was really knowed about me was jest the name
-on one out of all them millions and millions of bottles. It made me feel
-kind of queer, when I thought of that, as if I didn't have no separate
-place in the world any more than one of them millions of bottles. If any
-one will shut his eyes and say his own name over and over agin fur quite
-a spell, he will get kind of wonderized and mesmerized a-doing it--he
-will begin to wonder who the dickens he is, anyhow, and what he is, and
-what the difference between him and the next feller is. He will wonder
-why he happens to be himself and the next feller _himself_. He wonders
-where himself leaves off and the rest of the world begins. I been that
-way myself--all wonderized, so that I felt jest like I was a melting
-piece of the hull creation, and it was all shifting and drifting and
-changing and flowing, and not solid anywhere, and I could hardly keep
-myself from flowing into it. It makes a person feel awful queer, like
-seeing a ghost would. It makes him feel like _he_ wasn't no solider than
-a ghost himself. Well, if you ever done that and got that feeling, you
-_know_ what I mean. All of a sudden, when I am trying to take in all
-them millions and millions of bottles, it rushed onto me, that feeling,
-strong. Thinking of them bottles had somehow brung it on. The bigness
-of the hull creation, and the smallness of me, and the gait at which
-everything was racing and rushing ahead, made me want to grab hold of
-something solid and hang on.
-
-I reached out my hand, and it hit something solid all right. It was
-a feller who was wheeling out a hand truck loaded with boxes from the
-shipping department. I had been standing by the shipping department
-door, and I reached right agin him.
-
-He wants to know if I am drunk or a blanked fool. So after some talk
-of that kind I borrows a chew of tobacco of him and we gets right well
-acquainted.
-
-I helped him finish loading his wagon and rode over to the freight depot
-with him and helped him unload her. Lifting one of them boxes down from
-the wagon I got such a shock I like to of dropped her.
-
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-
-Fur she was marked so many dozen, glass, handle with care, and she was
-addressed to Dr. Hartley L. Kirby, Atlanta, Ga.
-
-I managed to get that box onto the platform without busting her, and
-then I sets down on top of her awful weak.
-
-“What's the matter?” asts the feller I was with.
-
-“Nothing,” says I.
-
-“You look sick,” he says. And I _was_ feeling that-a-way.
-
-“Mebby I do,” says I, “and it's enough to shake a feller up to find a
-dead man come to life sudden like this.”
-
-“Great snakes, no!” says he, looking all around, “where?”
-
-But I didn't stop to chew the rag none. I left him right there, with his
-mouth wide open, staring after me like I was crazy. Half a block away I
-looked back and I seen him double over and slap his knee and laugh loud,
-like he had hearn a big joke, but what he was laughing at I never knew.
-
-I was tickled. Tickled? Jest so tickled I was plumb foolish with it. The
-doctor was alive after all--I kept saying it over and over to myself--he
-hadn't drownded nor blowed away. And I was going to hunt him up.
-
-I had a little money. The perfessor had paid it to me. He had give me a
-job helping take care of his hosses and things like that, and wanted me
-to stay, and I had been thinking mebby I would fur a while. But not now!
-
-I calkelated I could grab a ride that very night that would put me into
-Evansville the next morning. I figgered if I ketched a through freight
-from there on the next night I might get where he was almost as quick as
-them bottles did.
-
-I didn't think it was no use writing out my resignation fur the
-perfessor. But I got quite a bit of grub from Biddy Malone to make a
-start on, fur I didn't figger on spending no more money than I had to
-on grub. She asts me a lot of questions, and I had to lie to her a
-good deal, but I got the grub. And at ten that night I was in an empty
-bumping along south, along with a cross-eyed feller named Looney Hogan
-who happened to be travelling the same way.
-
-Riding on trains without paying fare ain't always the easy thing it
-sounds. It is like a trade that has got to be learned. They is different
-ways of doing it. I have done every way frequent, except one. That I
-give up after trying her two, three times. That is riding the rods
-down underneath the cars, with a piece of board put acrost 'em to lay
-yourself on.
-
-I never want to go _anywheres_ agin bad enough to ride the rods.
-
-Because sometimes you arrive where you are going to partly smeared over
-the trucks and in no condition fur to be made welcome to our city, as
-Doctor Kirby would say. Sometimes you don't arrive. Every oncet in a
-while you read a little piece in a newspaper about a man being found
-alongside the tracks, considerable cut up, or laying right acrost them,
-mebby. He is held in the morgue a while and no one knows who he is, and
-none of the train crew knows they has run over a man, and the engineer
-says they wasn't none on the track. More'n likely that feller has been
-riding the rods, along about the middle of the train. Mebby he let
-himself go to sleep and jest rolled off. Mebby his piece of board
-slipped and he fell when the train jolted. Or mebby he jest natcherally
-made up his mind he rather let loose and get squashed then get any more
-cinders into his eyes. Riding the blind baggage or the bumpers gives me
-all the excitement I wants, or all the gambling chancet either; others
-can have the rods fur all of me. And they _is_ some people ackshally says
-they likes 'em best.
-
-A good place, if it is winter time, is the feed rack over a cattle car,
-fur the heat and steam from all them steers in there will keep you warm.
-But don't crawl in no lumber car that is only loaded about half full,
-and short lengths and bundles of laths and shingles in her; fur they
-is likely to get to shifting and bumping. Baled hay is purty good
-sometimes. Myself, not being like these bums that is too proud to
-work, I have often helped the fireman shovel coal and paid fur my ride
-that-a-way. But an empty, fur gineral purposes, will do about as well as
-anything.
-
-This feller Looney Hogan that was with me was a kind of a harmless
-critter, and he didn't know jest where he was going, nor why. He was
-mostly scared of things, and if you spoke to him quick he shivered first
-and then grinned idiotic so you wouldn't kick him, and when he talked
-he had a silly little giggle. He had been made that-a-way in a reform
-school where they took him young and tried to work the cussedness out'n
-him by batting him around. They worked it out, and purty nigh everything
-else along with it, I guess. Looney had had a pardner whose name was
-Slim, he said; but a couple of years before Slim had fell overboard
-off'n a barge up to Duluth and never come up agin. Looney knowed Slim
-was drownded all right, but he was always travelling around looking
-at tanks and freight depots and switch shanties, fur Slim's mark to be
-fresh cut with a knife somewheres, so he would know where to foller and
-ketch up with him agin. He knowed he would never find Slim's mark, he
-said, but he kept a-looking, and he guessed that was the way he got the
-name of Looney.
-
-Looney left me at Evansville. He said he was going east from there, he
-guessed. And I went along south. But I was hindered considerable, being
-put off of trains three or four times, and having to grab these here
-slow local freights between towns all the way down through Kentuckey.
-Anywheres south of the Ohio River and east of the Mississippi River
-trainmen is grouchier to them they thinks is bums than north of it,
-anyhow. And in some parts of it, if a real bum gets pinched, heaven help
-'im, fur nothing else won't.
-
-One night, between twelve and one o'clock, I was put off of a freight
-train fur the second time in a place in the northern part of Tennessee,
-right near the Kentuckey line. I set down in a lumber yard near the
-railroad track, and when she started up agin I grabbed onto the iron
-ladder and swung myself aboard. But the brakeman was watching fur me,
-and clumb down the ladder and stamped on my fingers. So I dropped off,
-with one finger considerable mashed, and set down in that lumber yard
-wondering what next.
-
-It was a dark night, and so fur as I could see they wasn't much moving
-in that town. Only a few places was lit up. One was way acrost the town
-square from me, and it was the telephone exchange, with a man operator
-reading a book in there. The other was the telegraph room in the depot
-about a hundred yards from me, and they was only two fellers in it,
-both smoking. The main business part of the town was built up around the
-square, like lots of old-fashioned towns is, and they was jest enough
-brightness from four, five electric lights to show the shape of the
-square and be reflected from the windows of the closed-up stores.
-
-I knowed they was likely a watchman somewheres about, too. I guessed
-I wouldn't wander around none and run no chances of getting took up by
-him. So I was getting ready to lay down on top of a level pile of boards
-and go to sleep when I hearn a curious kind of noise a way off, like it
-must be at the edge of town.
-
-It sounded like quite a bunch of cattle might shuffling along a dusty
-road. The night was so quiet you could hear things plain from a long
-ways off. It growed a little louder and a little nearer. And then it
-struck a plank bridge somewheres, and come acrost it with a clatter.
-Then I knowed it wasn't cattle. Cows and steers don't make that
-cantering kind of noise as a rule; they trot. It was hosses crossing
-that bridge. And they was quite a lot of 'em.
-
-As they struck the dirt road agin, I hearn a shot. And then another and
-another. Then a dozen all to oncet, and away off through the night a
-woman screamed.
-
-I seen the man in the telephone place fling down his book and grab a
-pistol from I don't know where. He stepped out into the street and fired
-three shots into the air as fast as he could pull the trigger. And as he
-done so they was a light flashed out in a building way down the railroad
-track, and shots come answering from there. Men's voices began to yell
-out; they was the noise of people running along plank sidewalks, and
-windows opening in the dark. Then with a rush the galloping noise come
-nearer, come closet; raced by the place where I was hiding, and nigh
-a hundred men with guns swept right into the middle of that square and
-pulled their hosses up.
-
-
-
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-CHAPTER XIII
-
-
-I seen the feller from the telephone exchange run down the street a
-little ways as the first rush hit the square, and fire his pistol twice.
-Then he turned and made fur an alleyway, but as he turned they let him
-have it. He throwed up his arms and made one long stagger, right acrost
-the bar of light that streamed out of the windows, and he fell into the
-shadder, out of sight, jest like a scorched moth drops dead into the
-darkness from a torch.
-
-Out of the middle of that bunch of riders come a big voice, yelling
-numbers, instead of men's names. Then different crowds lit out in all
-directions--some on foot, while others held their hosses--fur they
-seemed to have a plan laid ahead.
-
-And then things began to happen. They happened so quick and with such a
-whirl it was all unreal to me--shots and shouts, and windows breaking as
-they blazed away at the store fronts all around the square--and orders
-and cuss-words ringing out between the noise of shooting--and those
-electric lights shining on them as they tossed and trampled, and
-showing up masked faces here and there--and pounding hoofs, and hosses
-scream--like humans with excitement--and spurts of flame squirted sudden
-out of the ring of darkness round about the open place--and a bull-dog
-shut up in a store somewheres howling himself hoarse--and white puffs of
-powder smoke like ghosts that went a-drifting by the lights--it was all
-unreal to me, as if I had a fever and was dreaming it. That square was
-like a great big stage in front of me, and I laid in the darkness on my
-lumber pile and watched things like a show--not much scared because it
-_was_ so derned unreal.
-
-From way down along the railroad track they come a sort of blunted roar,
-like blasting big stumps out--and then another and another. Purty soon,
-down that way, a slim flame licked up the side of a big building there,
-and crooked its tongue over the top. Then a second big building right
-beside it ketched afire, and they both showed up in their own light, big
-and angry and handsome, and the light showed up the men in front of 'em,
-too--guarding 'em, I guess, fur fear the town would get its nerve and
-make a fight to put 'em out. They begun to light the whole town up as
-light as day, and paint a red patch onto the sky, that must of been
-noticed fur miles around. It was a mighty purty sight to see 'em burn.
-The smoke was rolling high, too, and the sparks flying and other things
-in danger of ketching, and after while a lick of smoke come drifting up
-my way. I smelt her. It was tobacco burning in them warehouses.
-
-But that town had some fight in her, in spite of being took unexpected
-that-a-way. It wasn't no coward town. The light from the burning
-buildings made all the shadders around about seem all the darker. And
-every once in a while, after the surprise of the first rush, they would
-come thin little streaks of fire out of the darkness somewheres, and the
-sound of shots. And then a gang of riders would gallop in that direction
-shooting up all creation. But by the time the warehouses was all lit up
-so that you could see they was no hope of putting them out the shooting
-from the darkness had jest about stopped.
-
-It looked like them big tobacco warehouses was the main object of the
-raid. Fur when they was burning past all chancet of saving, with walls
-and floors a-tumbling and crashing down and sending up great gouts of
-fresh flame as they fell, the leader sings out an order, and all that is
-not on their hosses jumps on, and they rides away from the blaze. They
-come across the square--not galloping now, but taking it easy, laughing
-and talking and cussing and joking each other--and passed right by my
-lumber pile agin and down the street they had come. You bet I laid low
-on them boards while they was going by, and flattened myself out till I
-felt like a shingle.
-
-As I hearn their hoof-sounds getting farther off, I lifts up my head
-agin. But they wasn't all gone, either. Three that must of been up to
-some pertic'ler deviltry of their own come galloping acrost the square
-to ketch up with the main bunch. Two was quite a bit ahead of the third
-one, and he yelled to them to wait. But they only laughed and rode
-harder.
-
-And then fur some fool reason that last feller pulled up his hoss and
-stopped. He stopped in the road right in front of me, and wheeled his
-hoss acrost the road and stood up in his stirrups and took a long look
-at that blaze. You'd 'a' said he had done it all himself and was mighty
-proud of it, the way he raised his head and looked back at that town. He
-was so near that I hearn him draw in a slow, deep breath. He stood still
-fur most a minute like that, black agin the red sky, and then he turned
-his hoss's head and jabbed him with his stirrup edge.
-
-Jest as the hoss started they come a shot from somewheres behind me.
-I s'pose they was some one hid in the lumber piles, where the street
-crossed the railway, besides myself. The hoss jumped forward at the
-shot, and the feller swayed sideways and dropped his gun and lost his
-stirrups and come down heavy on the ground. His hoss galloped off. I
-heard the noise of some one running off through the dark, and stumbling
-agin the lumber. It was the feller who had fired the shot running away.
-I suppose he thought the rest of them riders would come back, when they
-heard that shot, and hunt him down.
-
-I thought they might myself. But I laid there, and jest waited. If they
-come, I didn't want to be found running. But they didn't come. The two
-last ones had caught up with the main gang, I guess, fur purty soon
-I hearn them all crossing that plank bridge agin, and knowed they was
-gone.
-
-At first I guessed the feller on the ground must be dead. But he wasn't,
-fur purty soon I hearn him groan. He had mebby been stunned by his fall,
-and was coming to enough to feel his pain.
-
-I didn't feel like he orter be left there. So I clumb down and went over
-to him. He was lying on one side all kind of huddled up. There had
-been a mask on his face, like the rest of them, with some hair onto the
-bottom of it to look like a beard. But now it had slipped down till it
-hung loose around his neck by the string. They was enough light to see
-he wasn't nothing but a young feller. He raised himself slow as I come
-near him, leaning on one arm and trying to set up. The other arm hung
-loose and helpless. Half setting up that-away he made a feel at his belt
-with his good hand, as I come near. But that good arm was his prop, and
-when he took it off the ground he fell back. His hand come away empty
-from his belt.
-
-The big six-shooter he had been feeling fur wasn't in its holster,
-anyhow. It had fell out when he tumbled. I picked it up in the road
-jest a few feet from his shot-gun, and stood there with it in my hand,
-looking down at him.
-
-“Well,” he says, in a drawly kind of voice, slow and feeble, but looking
-at me steady and trying to raise himself agin, “yo' can finish yo'
-little job now--yo' shot me from the darkness, and now yo' done got my
-pistol. I reckon yo' better shoot _agin_.”
-
-“I don't want to rub it in none,” I says, “with you down and out, but
-from what I seen around this town to-night I guess you and your own gang
-got no _great_ objections to shooting from the dark yourselves.”
-
-“Why don't yo' shoot then?” he says. “It most suttinly is _yo_' turn now.”
- And he never batted an eye.
-
-“Bo,” I says, “you got nerve. I _like_ you, Bo. I didn't shoot you, and I
-ain't going to. The feller that did has went. I'm going to get you out
-of this. Where you hurt?”
-
-“Hip,” he says, “but that ain't much. The thing that bothers me is this
-arm. It's done busted. I fell on it.”
-
-I drug him out of the road and back of the lumber pile I had been laying
-on, and hurt him considerable a-doing it.
-
-“Now,” I says, “what can I do fur you?”
-
-“I reckon yo' better leave me,” he says, “without yo' want to get
-yo'self mixed up in all this.”
-
-“If I do,” I says, “you may bleed to death here: or anyway you would get
-found in the morning and be run in.”
-
-“Yo' mighty good to me,” says he, “considering yo' are no kin to this
-here part of the country at all. I reckon by yo' talk yo' are one of
-them damn Yankees, ain't yo'?”
-
-In Illinoise a Yankee is some one from the East, but down South he is
-anybody from north of the Ohio, and though that there war was fought
-forty years ago some of them fellers down there don't know damn and
-Yankee is two words yet. But shucks!--they don't mean no harm by it! So
-I tells him I am a damn Yankee and asts him agin if I can do anything
-fur him.
-
-“Yes,” he says, “yo' can tell a friend of mine Bud Davis has happened
-to an accident, and get him over here quick with his wagon to tote me
-home.”
-
-I was to go down the railroad track past them burning warehouses till
-I come to the third street, and then turn to my left. “The third house
-from the track has got an iron picket fence in front of it,” says Bud,
-“and it's the only house in that part of town which has. Beauregard
-Peoples lives there. He is kin to me.”
-
-“Yes,” I says, “and Beauregard is jest as likely as not going to take a
-shot out of the front window at me, fur luck, afore I can tell him what
-I want. It seems to be a kind of habit in these here parts to-night--I'm
-getting homesick fur Illinoise. But I'll take a chancet.”
-
-“He won't shoot,” says Bud, “if yo' go about it right. Beauregard ain't
-going to be asleep with all this going on in town to-night. Yo' rattle
-on the iron gate and he'll holler to know what yo' all want.”
-
-“If he don't shoot first,” I says.
-
-“When he hollers, yo' cry back at him yo' have found his _Old Dead Hoss_
-in the road. It won't hurt to holler that loud, and that will make him
-let you within talking distance.”
-
-“His old _dead hoss_?”
-
-“Yo' don't need to know what that is. _He_ will.” And then Bud told
-me enough of the signs and words to say, and things to do, to keep
-Beauregard from shooting--he said he reckoned he had trusted me so much
-he might as well go the hull hog. Beauregard, he says, belongs to them
-riders too; they have friends in all the towns that watches the lay of
-the land fur them, he says.
-
-I made a long half-circle around them burning buildings, keeping in the
-dark, fur people was coming out in bunches, now that it was all over
-with, watching them fires burning, and talking excited, and saying the
-riders should be follered--only not follering.
-
-I found the house Bud meant, and they was a light in the second-story
-window. I rattled on the gate. A dog barked somewheres near, but I hearn
-his chain jangle and knowed he was fast, and I rattled on the gate agin.
-
-The light moved away from the window. Then another front window opened
-quiet, and a voice says:
-
-“Doctor, is that yo' back agin?”
-
-“No,” I says, “I ain't a doctor.”
-
-“Stay where you are, then. _I got you covered_.”
-
-“I am staying,” I says, “don't shoot.”
-
-“Who are yo'?”
-
-“A feller,” I says, kind of sensing his gun through the darkness as I
-spoke, “who has found your _old dead hoss_ in the road.”
-
-He didn't answer fur several minutes. Then he says, using the words _dead
-hoss_ as Bud had said he would.
-
-“A _dead hoss_ is fitten fo' nothing but to skin.”
-
-“Well,” I says, using the words fur the third time, as instructed, “it
-is a _dead hoss_ all right.”
-
-I hearn the window shut and purty soon the front door opened.
-
-“Come up here,” he says. I come.
-
-“Who rode that hoss yo' been talking about?” he asts.
-
-“One of the _Silent Brigade_,” I tells him, as Bud had told me to say. I
-give him the grip Bud had showed me with his good hand.
-
-“Come on in,” he says.
-
-He shut the door behind us and lighted a lamp agin. And we looked each
-other over. He was a scrawny little feller, with little gray eyes set
-near together, and some sandy-complected whiskers on his chin. I told
-him about Bud, and what his fix was.
-
-“Damn it--oh, damn it all,” he says, rubbing the bridge of his nose, “I
-don't see how on _airth_ I kin do it. My wife's jest had a baby. Do yo'
-hear that?”
-
-And I did hear a sound like kittens mewing, somewheres up stairs.
-Beauregard, he grinned and rubbed his nose some more, and looked at me
-like he thought that mewing noise was the smartest sound that ever was
-made.
-
-“Boy,” he says, grinning, “bo'n five hours ago. I've done named him
-Burley--after the tobaccer association, yo' know. Yes, _sir_, Burley
-Peoples is his name--and he shore kin squall, the derned little cuss!”
-
-“Yes,” I says, “you better stay with Burley. Lend me a rig of some sort
-and I'll take Bud home.”
-
-So we went out to Beauregard's stable with a lantern and hitched up one
-of his hosses to a light road wagon. He went into the house and come
-back agin with a mattress fur Bud to lie on, and a part of a bottle of
-whiskey. And I drove back to that lumber pile. I guess I nearly killed
-Bud getting him into there. But he wasn't bleeding much from his hip--it
-was his arm was giving him fits.
-
-We went slow, and the dawn broke with us four miles out of town. It was
-broad daylight, and early morning noises stirring everywheres, when we
-drove up in front of an old farmhouse, with big brick chimbleys built on
-the outside of it, a couple of miles farther on.
-
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-CHAPTER XIV
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-
-As I drove into the yard, a bare-headed old nigger with a game leg
-throwed down an armful of wood he was gathering and went limping up
-to the veranda as fast as he could. He opened the door and bawled out,
-pointing to us, before he had it fairly open:
-
-“O Marse _Will_yum! O Miss _Lucy_! Dey've brung him home! _Dar_ he!”
-
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-
-A little, bright, black-eyed old lady like a wren comes running out of
-the house, and chirps:
-
-“O Bud--O my honey boy! Is he dead?”
-
-“I reckon not, Miss Lucy,” says Bud raising himself up on the mattress
-as she runs up to the wagon, and trying to act like everything was all
-a joke. She was jest high enough to kiss him over the edge of the wagon
-box. A worried-looking old gentleman come out the door, seen Bud and his
-mother kissing each other, and then says to the old nigger man:
-
-“George, yo' old fool, what do yo' mean by shouting out like that?”
-
-“Marse Willyum--” begins George, explaining.
-
-“Shut up,” says the old gentleman, very quiet. “Take the bay mare and go
-for Doctor Po'ter.” Then he comes to the wagon and says:
-
-“So they got yo', Bud? Yo' _would_ go nightriding like a rowdy and a thug!
-Are yo' much hurt?”
-
-He said it easy and gentle, more than mad. But Bud, he flushed up, pale
-as he was, and didn't answer his dad direct. He turned to his mother and
-said:
-
-“Miss Lucy, dear, it would 'a' done yo' heart good to see the way them
-trust warehouses blazed up!”
-
-And the old lady, smiling and crying both to oncet, says, “God bless her
-brave boy.” But the old gentleman looked mighty serious, and his worry
-settled into a frown between his eyes, and he turns to me and says:
-
-“Yo' must pardon us, sir, fo' neglecting to thank yo' sooner.” I told
-him that would be all right, fur him not to worry none. And him and me
-and Mandy, which was the nigger cook, got Bud into the house and into
-his bed. And his mother gets that busy ordering Mandy and the old
-gentleman around, to get things and fix things, and make Bud as easy
-as she could, that you could see she was one of them kind of woman that
-gets a lot of satisfaction out of having some one sick to fuss over. And
-after quite a while George gets back with Doctor Porter.
-
-He sets Bud's arm, and he locates the bullet in him, and he says he
-guesses he'll do in a few weeks if nothing like blood poisoning nor
-gangrene nor inflammation sets in.
-
-Only the doctor says he “reckons” instead of he “guesses,” which they
-all do down there. And they all had them easy-going, wait-a-bit kind
-of voices, and didn't see no pertic'ler importance in their “r's.” It
-wasn't that you could spell it no different when they talked, but it
-sounded different.
-
-I eat my breakfast with the old gentleman, and then I took a sleep until
-time fur dinner. They wouldn't hear of me leaving that night. I fully
-intended to go on the next day, but before I knowed it I been there a
-couple of days, and have got very well acquainted with that fambly.
-
-Well, that was a house divided agin itself. Miss Lucy, she is awful
-favourable to all this nightrider business. She spunks up and her eyes
-sparkles whenever she thinks about that there tobaccer trust.
-
-She would of like to been a night-rider herself. But the old man, he
-says law and order is the main pint. What the country needs, he says,
-ain't burning down tobaccer warehouses, and shooting your neighbours,
-and licking them with switches, fur no wrong done never righted another
-wrong.
-
-“But you were in the Ku Klux Klan yo'self,” says Miss Lucy.
-
-The old man says the Ku Kluxes was working fur a principle--the
-principle of keeping the white supremacy on top of the nigger race. Fur
-if you let 'em quit work and go around balloting and voting it won't
-do. It makes 'em biggity. And a biggity nigger is laying up trouble fur
-himself. Because sooner or later he will get to thinking he is as good
-as one of these here Angle-Saxtons you are always hearing so much talk
-about down South. And if the Angle-Saxtons was to stand fur that, purty
-soon they would be sociable equality. And next the hull dern country
-would be niggerized. Them there Angle-Saxtons, that come over from
-Ireland and Scotland and France and the Great British Islands and
-settled up the South jest simply couldn't afford to let that happen, he
-says, and so they Ku Kluxed the niggers to make 'em quit voting. It was
-_their_ job to _make_ law and order, he says, which they couldn't be with
-niggers getting the idea they had a right to govern. So they Ku Kluxed
-'em like gentlemen. But these here night-riders, he says, is _agin_ law
-and order--they can shoot up more law and order in one night than can be
-manufactured agin in ten years. He was a very quiet, peaceable old man,
-Mr. Davis was, and Bud says he was so dern foolish about law and order
-he had to up and shoot a man, about fifteen years ago, who hearn him
-talking that-a-way and said he reminded him of a Boston school teacher.
-
-But Miss Lucy and Bud, they tells me what all them night-ridings is
-fur. It seems this here tobaccer trust is jest as mean and low-down and
-unprincipled as all the rest of them trusts. The farmers around there
-raised considerable tobaccer--more'n they did of anything else. The
-trust had shoved the price so low they couldn't hardly make a living.
-So they organized and said they would all hold their tobaccer fur a fair
-price. But some of the farmers wouldn't organize--said they had a right
-to do what they pleased with their own tobaccer. So the night-riders was
-formed to burn their barns and ruin their crops and whip 'em and shoot
-'em and make 'em jine. And also to burn a few trust warehouses now and
-then, and show 'em this free American people, composed mainly out of the
-Angle-Saxton races, wasn't going to take no sass from anybody.
-
-An old feller by the name of Rufe Daniels who wouldn't jine the
-night-riders had been shot to death on his own door step, jest about a
-mile away, only a week or so before. The night-riders mostly used these
-here automatic shot-guns, but they didn't bother with birdshot. They
-mostly loaded their shells with buckshot. A few bicycle ball bearings
-dropped out of old Rufe when they gathered him up and got him into shape
-to plant. They is always some low-down cuss in every crowd that carries
-things to the point where they get brutal, Bud says; and he feels like
-them bicycle bearings was going a little too fur, though he wouldn't let
-on to his dad that he felt that-a-way.
-
-So fur as I could see they hadn't hurt the trust none to speak of, them
-night-riders. But they had done considerable damage to their own county,
-fur folks was moving away, and the price of land had fell. Still, I
-guess they must of got considerable satisfaction out of raising the
-deuce nights that-away; and sometimes that is worth a hull lot to a
-feller. As fur as I could make out both the trust and the night-riders
-was in the wrong. But, you take 'em one at a time, personal-like, and
-not into a gang, and most of them night-riders is good-dispositioned
-folks. I never knowed any trusts personal, but mebby if you could ketch
-'em the same way they would be similar.
-
-I asts George one day what he thought about it. George, he got mighty
-serious right off, like he felt his answer was going to be used to
-decide the hull thing by. He was carrying a lot of scraps on a plate to
-a hound dog that had a kennel out near George's cabin, and he walled his
-eyes right thoughtful, and scratched his head with the fork he had been
-scraping the plate with, but fur a while nothing come of it. Finally
-George says:
-
-“I'se 'spec' mah jedgment des about de same as Marse _Will_yum's an' Miss
-_Lucy_'s. I'se notice hit mos' ingin'lly am de same.”
-
-“That can't be, George,” says I, “fur they think different ways.”
-
-“Den if _dat_ am de case,” says George, “dey ain't NO ONE kin settle hit
-twell hit settles hitse'f.
-
-“I'se mos' ingin'lly notice a thing _do_ settle hitse'f arter a while.
-Yass, _sah_, I'se notice dat! Long time ago dey was consid'ble gwines-on
-in dis hyah county, Marse Daniel. I dunno ef yo' evah heah 'bout dat o'
-not, Marse Daniel, but dey was a wah fit right hyah in dis hyah county.
-Such gwines-on as nevah was--dem dar Yankees a-ridin' aroun' an' eatin'
-up de face o' de yearth, like de plagues o' Pha'aoah, Marse Daniel, and
-rippin' and rarin' an' racin' an' stealin' evehything dey could lay
-dey han's on, Marse Daniel. An' ouah folks a-ridin' and a racin' and
-projickin' aroun' in de same onsettled way.
-
-“Marse Willyum, he 'low _he_ gwine settle dat dar wah he-se'f--yass, _sah!_
-An' he got on he hoss, and he ride away an' jine Marse Jeb Stuart. But
-dey don' settle hit. Marse Ab'ham Linkum, he 'low _he_ gwine settle hit,
-an' sen' millyums an' millyums mo' o' dem Yankees down hyah, Marse
-Daniel. But dey des _on_settle hit wuss'n evah! But arter a while it des
-settle _hit_se'f.
-
-“An' den freedom broke out among de niggers, and dey was mo'
-gwines-_on_, an' talkin', an' some on 'em 'lowed dey was gwine ter
-be no mo' wohk, Marse Daniel. But arter a while dat settle
-_hit_se'f, and dey all went back to wohk agin. Den some on de
-niggers gits de notion, Marse Daniel, dey gwine foh to _vote_. An'
-dey was mo' gwines-on, an' de Ku Kluxes come a projickin' aroun' nights,
-like de grave-yahds done been resu'rected, Marse Daniel, an' den arter a
-while dat trouble settle _hit_se'f.
-
-“Den arter de Ku Kluxes dey was de time Miss Lucy Buckner gwine ter mahy
-Marse Prent McMakin. An' she don' want to ma'hy him, if dey give her her
-druthers about hit. But Ol' Marse Kunnel Hampton, her gram-pa, and her
-aunt, _my_ Miss Lucy hyah, dey ain't gwine give her no druthers. And dey
-was mo' gwines-_on_. But dat settle _hit_se'f, too.”
-
-George, he begins to chuckle, and I ast him how.
-
-“Yass, _sah_, dat settle _hit_se'f. But I 'spec' Miss Lucy Buckner done
-he'p some in de settle_ment_. Foh de day befoh de weddin' was gwine ter
-be, she ups an' she runs off wid a Yankee frien' of her brother, Kunnel
-Tom Buckner. An' I'se 'spec' Kunnel Tom an' Marse Prent McMakin would o'
-settle' _him_ ef dey evah had o' cotched him--dat dar David Ahmstrong!”
-
-“Who?” says I.
-
-“David Ahmstrong was his entitlement,” says George, “an' he been gwine
-to de same college as Marse Tom Buckner, up no'th somewhah. Dat's
-how-come he been visitin' Marse Tom des befoh de weddin' trouble done
-settle _hit_ se'f dat-away.”
-
-Well, it give me quite a turn to run onto the mention of that there
-David Armstrong agin in this part of the country. Here he had been
-jilting Miss Hampton way up in Indiany, and running away with another
-girl down here in Tennessee. Then it struck me mebby it is jest
-different parts of the same story I been hearing of, and Martha had got
-her part a little wrong.
-
-“George,” I says, “what did you say Miss Lucy Buckner's gran-dad's name
-was?”
-
-“Kunnel Hampton--des de same as _my_ Miss Lucy befo' _she_ done ma'hied
-Marse Willyum.”
-
-That made me sure of it. It was the same woman. She had run away with
-David Armstrong from this here same neighbourhood. Then after he got
-her up North he had left her--or her left him. And then she wasn't
-Miss Buckner no longer. And she was mad and wouldn't call herself Mrs.
-Armstrong. So she moved away from where any one was lible to trace her
-to, and took her mother's maiden name, which was Hampton.
-
-“Well,” I says, “what ever become of 'em after they run off, George?”
-
-But George has told about all he knows. They went North, according to
-what everybody thinks, he says. Prent McMakin, he follered and hunted.
-And Col. Tom Buckner, he done the same. Fur about a year Colonel Tom,
-he was always making trips away from there to the North. But whether he
-ever got any track of his sister and that David Armstrong nobody knowed.
-Nobody never asked him. Old Colonel Hampton, he grieved and he grieved,
-and not long after the runaway he up and died. And Tom Buckner, he
-finally sold all he owned in that part of the country and moved further
-south. George said he didn't rightly know whether it was Alabama or
-Florida. Or it might of been Georgia.
-
-I thinks to myself that mebby Mrs. Davis would like to know where her
-niece is, and that I better tell her about Miss Hampton being in that
-there little Indiany town, and where it is. And then I thinks to myself
-I better not butt in. Fur Miss Hampton has likely got her own reasons
-fur keeping away from her folks, or else she wouldn't do it. Anyhow,
-it's none of _my_ affair to bring the subject up to 'em. It looks to
-me like one of them things George has been gassing about--one of them
-things that has settled itself, and it ain't fur me to meddle and
-unsettle it.
-
-It set me to thinking about Martha, too. Not that I hadn't thought of
-her lots of times. I had often thought I would write her. But I kept
-putting it off, and purty soon I kind of forgot Martha. I had seen a lot
-of different girls of all kinds since I had seen Martha. Yet, whenever
-I happened to think of Martha, I had always liked her best. Only moving
-around the country so much makes it kind of hard to keep thinking steady
-of the same girl. Besides, I had lost that there half of a ring, too.
-
-But knowing what I did now about Miss Hampton being Miss Buckner--or
-Mrs. Armstrong--and related to these Davises made me want to get away
-from there. Fur that secret made me feel kind of sneaking, like I wasn't
-being frank and open with them. Yet if I had of told 'em I would of felt
-sneakinger yet fur giving Miss Hampton away. I never got into a mix up
-that-a-way betwixt my conscience and my duty but what it made me feel
-awful uncomfortable. So I guessed I would light out from there. They
-wasn't never no kinder, better people than them Davises, either. They
-was so pleased with my bringing Bud home the night he was shot they
-would of jest natcherally give me half their farm if I had of ast them
-fur it. They wanted me to stay there--they didn't say fur how long, and
-I guess they didn't give a dern. But I was in a sweat to ketch up with
-Doctor Kirby agin.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-
-I made purty good time, and in a couple of days I was in Atlanta. I
-knowed the doctor must of gone back into some branch of the medicine
-game--the bottles told me that. I knowed it must be something that he
-needed some special kind of bottles fur, too, or he wouldn't of had them
-shipped all that distance, but would of bought them nearer. I seen I was
-a dern fool fur rushing off and not inquiring what kind of bottles, so I
-could trace what he was into easier.
-
-It's hard work looking fur a man in a good-sized town. I hung around
-hotel lobbies and places till I was tired of it, thinking he might
-come in. And I looked through all the office buildings and read all the
-advertisements in the papers. Then the second day I was there the state
-fair started up and I went out to it.
-
-I run acrost a couple I knowed out there the first thing--it was Watty
-and the snake-charmer woman. Only she wasn't charming them now. Her and
-Watty had a Parisian Models' show. I ast Watty where Dolly was. He says
-he don't know, that Dolly has quit him. By which I guess he means he has
-quit her. I ast where Reginald is, and the Human Ostrich. But from
-the way they answered my questions I seen I wasn't welcome none around
-there. I suppose that Mrs. Ostrich and Watty had met up agin somewheres,
-and had jest natcherally run off with each other and left their
-famblies. Like as not she had left poor old Reginald with that idiotic
-ostrich feller to sell to strangers that didn't know his disposition. Or
-mebby by now Reginald was turned loose in the open country to shift
-fur himself, among wild snakes that never had no human education nor
-experience; and what chancet would a friendly snake like Reginald have
-in a gang like that? Some women has jest simply got no conscience at all
-about their husbands and famblies, and that there Mrs. Ostrich was one
-of 'em.
-
-Well, a feller can be a derned fool sometimes. Fur all my looking around
-I wasted a lot of time before I thought of going to the one natcheral
-place--the freight depot of the road them bottles had been shipped by.
-I had lost a week coming down. But freight often loses more time than
-that. And it was at the freight depot that I found him.
-
-Tickled? Well, yes! Both of us.
-
-“Well, by George,” says he, “you're good for sore eyes.”
-
-Before he told me how he happened not to of drownded or blowed away or
-anything he says we better fix up a bit. Which he meant I better. So he
-buys me duds from head to heel, and we goes to a Turkish bath place and
-I puts 'em on. And then we goes and eats. Hearty.
-
-“Now,” he says, “Fido Cut-up, how did you find me?” *
-
-I told him about the bottles.
-
-“A dead loss, those bottles,” he says. “I wanted some non-refillable
-ones for a little scheme I had in mind, and I had to get them at a
-certain place--and now the scheme's up in the air and I can't use 'em.”
-
-The doctor had changed some in looks in the year or more that had passed
-since I saw him floating away in that balloon. And not fur the better.
-He told me how he had blowed clean acrost Lake Erie in that there
-balloon. And then when he got over land agin and went to pull the
-cord that lets the parachute loose it wouldn't work at first. He jest
-natcherally drifted on into the midst of nowhere, he said--miles and
-miles into Canada. When he lit the balloon had lost so much gas and was
-flying so low that the parachute didn't open out quick enough to do
-much floating. So he lit hard, and come near being knocked out fur good.
-But--
-
- *_Author's Note_--Can it be that Danny struggles vaguely
- to report some reference to _fidus achates_?
-
-that wasn't the worst of it, fur the exposure had crawled into his lungs
-by the time he found a house, and he got newmonia into them also, and
-like to of died. Whilst I was laying sick he had been sick also, only
-his'n lasted much longer.
-
-But he tells me he has jest struck an idea fur a big scheme. No little
-schemes go fur him any more, he says. He wants money. Real money.
-
-“How you going to get it?” I asts him.
-
-“Come along and I'll tell you,” he says. “We'll take a walk, and I'll
-show you how I got my idea.”
-
-We left the restaurant and went along the brag street of that town,
-which it is awful proud of, past where the stores stops and the houses
-begins. We come to a fine-looking house on a corner--a swell place it
-was, with lots of palms and ferns and plants setting on the verandah
-and showing through the windows. And stables back of it; and back of
-the stables a big yard with noises coming from it like they was circus
-animals there. Which I found out later they really was, kept fur pets.
-You could tell the people that lived there had money.
-
-“This,” says Doctor Kirby, as we walked by, “is the house that Jackson
-built. Dr. Julius Jackson--_old_ Doctor Jackson, the man with an idea! The
-idea made all the money you smell around here.”
-
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-
-“What idea?”
-
-“The idea--the glorious humanitarian and philanthropic idea--of taking
-the kinks and curls out of the hair of the Afro-American brother,” says
-Doctor Kirby, “at so much per kink.”
-
-This Doctor Jackson, he says, sells what he calls Anti-Curl to the
-niggers. It is to straighten out their hair so it will look like white
-people's hair. They is millions and millions of niggers, and every
-nigger has millions and millions of kinks, and so Doctor Jackson has
-got rich at it. So rich he can afford to keep that there personal circus
-menagerie in his back yard, for his little boy to play with, and many
-other interesting things. He must be worth two, three million dollars,
-Doctor Kirby says, and still a-making it, with more niggers growing up
-all the time fur to have their hair unkinked. Especially mulattoes
-and yaller niggers. Doctor Kirby says thinking what a great idea that
-Anti-Curl was give him his own great idea. They is a gold mine there, he
-says, and Dr. Julius Jackson has only scratched a little off the top of
-it, but _he_ is going to dig deeper.
-
-“Why is it that the Afro-American brother buys Anti-Curl?” he asts.
-
-“Why?” I asts.
-
-“Because,” he says, “he wants to be as much like a white man as he
-possibly can. He strives to burst his birth's invidious bar, Danny.
-They talk about progress and education for the Afro-American brother, and
-uplift and advancement and industrial education and manual training
-and all that sort of thing. Especially we Northerners. But what the
-Afro-American brother thinks about and dreams about and longs for and
-prays to be--when he thinks at all--is to be white. Education, to his
-mind, is learning to talk like a white man. Progress means aping the
-white man. Religion is dying and going to heaven and being a _white_
-angel--listen to his prayers and sermons and you'll find that out. He'll
-do anything he can, or give anything he can get his Ethiopian grubhooks
-on, for something that he thinks is going to make him more like a white
-man. Poor devil! Therefore the millions of Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl.
-
-“All this Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has discovered and thought out and
-acted upon. If he had gone just one step farther the Afro-American
-brother would have hailed him as a greater man than Abraham Lincoln,
-or either of the Washingtons, George or Booker. It remains for me,
-Danny--for _us_--to carry the torch ahead--to take up the work where the
-imagination of Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has laid it down.”
-
-“How?” asts I.
-
-“_We'll put up and sell a preparation to turn the negroes white!_”
-
-_That_ was his great idea. He was more excited over it than I ever seen
-him before about anything.
-
-It sounded like so easy a way to get rich it made me wonder why no one
-had ever done it before, if it could really be worked. I didn't believe
-much it could be worked.
-
-But Doctor Kirby, he says he has begun his experiments already, with
-arsenic. Arsenic, he says, will bleach anything. Only he is kind of
-afraid of arsenic, too. If he could only get hold of something that
-didn't cost much, and that would whiten them up fur a little while, he
-says, it wouldn't make no difference if they did get black agin. This
-here Anti-Curl stuff works like that--it takes the kinks out fur a
-little while, and they come back agin. But that don't seem to hurt the
-sale none. It only calls fur _more_ of Doctor Jackson's medicine.
-
-The doctor takes me around to the place he boards at, and shows me a
-nigger waiter he has been experimenting on. He had paid the nigger's
-fine in a police court fur slashing another nigger some with a knife,
-and kept him from going into the chain-gang. So the nigger agreed he
-could use his hide to try different kinds of medicines on. He was a
-velvety-looking, chocolate-coloured kind of nigger to start with, and
-the best Doctor Kirby had been able to do so fur was to make a few
-little liver-coloured spots come onto him. But it was making the nigger
-sick, and the doctor was afraid to go too fur with it, fur Sam might die
-and we would be at the expense of another nigger. Peroxide of hidergin
-hadn't even phased him. Nor a lot of other things we tried onto him.
-
-You never seen a nigger with his colour running into him so deep as
-Sam's did. Sam, he was always apologizing about it, too. You could see
-it made him feel real bad to think his colour was so stubborn. He felt
-like it wasn't being polite to the doctor and me, Sam did, fur his skin
-to act that-a-way. He was a willing nigger, Sam was. The doctor, he says
-he will find out the right stuff if he has to start at the letter A and
-work Sam through every drug in the hull blame alphabet down to Z.
-
-Which he finally struck it. I don't exactly know what she had in her,
-but she was a mixture of some kind. The only trouble with her was she
-didn't work equal and even--left Sam's face looking peeled and spotty in
-places. But still, in them spots, Sam was six shades lighter.
-The doctor says that is jest what he wants, that there
-passing on-to-the-next-cage-we-have-the-spotted-girocutus-look, as he
-calls it. The chocolate brown and the lighter spots side by side, he
-says, made a regular Before and After out of Sam's face, and was the
-best advertisement you could have.
-
-Then we goes and has a talk with Doctor Jackson himself. Doctor Kirby
-has the idea mebby he will put some money into it. Doctor Jackson was
-setting on his front veranda with his chair tilted back, and his feet,
-with red carpet slippers on 'em, was on the railing, and he was smoking
-one of these long black cigars that comes each one in a little glass
-tube all by itself. He looks Sam over very thoughtful, and he says:
-
-“Yes, it will do the work well enough. I can see that. But will it
-sell?”
-
-Doctor Kirby makes him quite a speech. I never hearn him make a better
-one. Doctor Jackson he listens very calm, with his thumbs in the
-armholes of his vest, and moving his eyebrows up and down like he
-enjoyed it. But he don't get excited none. Finally Doctor Kirby says he
-will undertake to show that it will sell--me and him will take a trip
-down into the black country ourselves and show what can be done with it,
-and take Sam along fur an object lesson.
-
-Well, they was a lot of rag-chewing. Doctor Jackson don't warm up none,
-and he asts a million questions. Like how much it costs a bottle to make
-it, and what was our idea how much it orter sell fur. He says finally
-if we can sell a certain number of bottles in so long a time he will put
-some money into it. Only, he says, they will be a stock company, and he
-will have to have fifty-one per cent. of the stock, or he won't put no
-money into it. He says if things go well he will let Doctor Kirby be
-manager of that company, and let him have some stock in it too, and he
-will be president and treasurer of it himself.
-
-Doctor Kirby, he didn't like that, and said so. Said _he_ was going to
-organize that stock company, and control it himself. But Doctor Jackson
-said he never put money into nothing he couldn't run. So it was settled
-we would give the stuff a try-out and report to him. Before we went away
-from there it looked to me like Doctor Kirby and me was going to work
-fur this here Doctor Jackson, instead of making all them there millions
-fur ourselves. Which I didn't take much to that Anti-Curl man myself; he
-was so cold-blooded like.
-
-I didn't like the scheme itself any too well, neither. Not any way you
-could look at it. In the first place it seemed like a mean trick on the
-niggers. Then I didn't much believe we could get away with it.
-
-The more I looked him over the more I seen Doctor Kirby had changed
-considerable. When I first knowed him he liked to hear himself talking
-and he liked to live free and easy and he liked to be running around
-the country and all them things, more'n he liked to be making money.
-Of course, he wanted it; but that wasn't the _only_ thing he was into the
-Sagraw game fur. If he had money, he was free with it and would help
-most any one out of a hole. But he wasn't thinking it and talking it all
-the time then.
-
-But now he was thinking money and dreaming money and talking of nothing
-but how to get it. And planning to make it out of skinning them niggers.
-He didn't care a dern how he worked on their feelings to get it. He
-didn't even seem to care whether he killed Sam trying them drugs onto
-him. He wanted _money_, and he wanted it so bad he was ready and willing
-to take up with most any wild scheme to make it.
-
-They was something about him now that didn't fit in much with the Doctor
-Kirby I had knowed. It seemed like he had spells when he saw himself how
-he had changed. He wasn't gay and joking all the time like he had been
-before, neither. I guess the doctor was getting along toward fifty years
-old. I suppose he thought if he was ever going to get anything out of
-his gift of the gab he better settle down to something, and quit fooling
-around, and do it right away. But it looked to me like he might never
-turn the trick. Fur he was drinking right smart all the time. Drinking
-made him think a lot, and thinking was making him look old. He was
-more'n one year older than he had been a year ago.
-
-He kept a quart bottle in his room now. The night after we had took Sam
-to see Doctor Jackson we was setting in his room, and he was hitting it
-purty hard.
-
-“Danny,” he says to me, after a while, like he was talking out loud to
-himself too, “what did you think of Doctor Jackson?”
-
-“I don't like him much,” I says.
-
-“Nor I,” he says, frowning, and takes a drink. Then he says, after quite
-a few minutes of frowning and thinking, under his breath like: “He's a
-blame sight more decent than I am, for all of that.”
-
-“Why?” I asts him.
-
-“Because Doctor Jackson,” he says, “hasn't the least idea that he _isn't_
-decent, and getting his money in a decent way. While at one time I
-was--”
-
-He breaks off and don't say what he was. I asts him. “I was going to
-say a gentleman,” he says, “but on reflection, I doubt if I was ever
-anything but a cheap imitation. I never heard a man say that he was
-a gentleman at one time, that I didn't doubt him. Also,” he goes on,
-working himself into a better humour again with the sound of his own
-voice, “if I _had_ ever been a gentleman at any time, enough of it would
-surely have stuck to me to keep me out of partnership with a man who
-cheats niggers.”
-
-He takes another drink and says even twenty years of running around the
-country couldn't of took all the gentleman out of him like this, if he
-had ever been one, fur you can break, you can scatter the vase if you
-will, but the smell of the roses will stick round it still.
-
-I seen now the kind of conversations he is always having with himself
-when he gets jest so drunk and is thinking hard. Only this time it
-happens to be out loud.
-
-“What is a gentleman?” I asts him, thinking if he wasn't one it might
-take his mind off himself a little to tell me. “What _makes_ one?”
-
-“Authorities differ,” says Doctor Kirby, slouching down in his chair,
-and grinning like he knowed a joke he wasn't going to tell no one. “I
-heard Doctor Jackson describe himself that way the other day.”
-
-Well, speaking personal, I never had smelled none of roses. I wasn't
-nothing but trash myself, so being a gentleman didn't bother me one way
-or the other. The only reason I didn't want to see them niggers bunked
-so very bad was only jest because it was such a low-down, ornery kind of
-trick.
-
-“It ain't too late,” I says, “to pull out of this nigger scheme yet and
-get into something more honest.”
-
-“I don't know,” he says thoughtful. “I think perhaps it _is_ too late.”
- And he sets there looking like a man that is going over a good many
-years of life in his mind. Purty soon he says:
-
-“As far as honesty goes--it isn't that so much, O
-Daniel-come-to-judgment! It's about as honest as most medicine games.
-It's--” He stopped and frowned agin.
-
-“What is it?”
-
-“It's their being _niggers_,” he says.
-
-That made the difference fur me, too. I dunno how, nor why.
-
-“I've tried nearly everything but blackmail,” he says, “and I'll
-probably be trying that by this time next year, if this scheme fails.
-But there's something about their being niggers that makes me sick of
-this thing already--just as the time has come to make the start. And
-I don't know _why_ it should, either.” He slipped another big slug of
-whiskey into him, and purty soon he asts me:
-
-“Do you know what's the matter with me?”
-
-I asts him what.
-
-“I'm too decent to be a crook,” he says, “and too crooked to be decent.
-You've got to be one thing or the other steady to make it pay.”
-
-Then he says:
-
-“Did you ever hear of the descent to Avernus, Danny?”
-
-“I might,” I tells him, “and then agin I mightn't, but if I ever did, I
-don't remember what she is. What is she?”
-
-“It's the chute to the infernal regions,” he says. “They say it's
-greased. But it isn't. It's really no easier sliding down than it is
-climbing back.”
-
-Well, I seen this nigger scheme of our'n wasn't the only thing that was
-troubling Doctor Kirby that night. It was thinking of all the schemes
-like it in the years past he had went into, and how he had went into 'em
-light-hearted and more'n half fur fun when he was a young man, and
-now he wasn't fitten fur nothing else but them kind of schemes, and he
-knowed it. He was seeing himself how he had been changing, like another
-person could of seen it. That's the main trouble with drinking to fergit
-yourself. You fergit the wrong part of yourself.
-
-I left him purty soon, and went along to bed. My room was next to his'n,
-and they was a door between, so the two could be rented together if
-wanted, I suppose. I went to sleep and woke up agin with a start out of
-a dream that had in it millions and millions and millions of niggers,
-every way you looked, and their mouths was all open red and their eyes
-walled white, fit to scare you out of your shoes.
-
-I hearn Doctor Kirby moving around in his room. But purty soon he sets
-down and begins to talk to himself. Everything else was quiet. I was
-kind of worried about him, he had taken so much, and hoped he wouldn't
-get a notion to go downtown that time o' night. So I thinks I will see
-how he is acting, and steps over to the door between the rooms.
-
-The key happened to be on my side, and I unlocked it. But she only opens
-a little ways, fur his wash stand was near to the hinge end of the door.
-
-I looked through. He is setting by the table, looking at a woman's
-picture that is propped up on it, and talking to himself. He has never
-hearn me open the door, he is so interested. But somehow, he don't look
-drunk. He looks like he had fought his way up out of it, somehow--his
-forehead was sweaty, and they was one intoxicated lock of hair sticking
-to it; but that was the only un-sober-looking thing about him. I guess
-his legs would of been unsteady if he had of tried to walk, but his
-intellects was uncomfortable and sober.
-
-He is still keeping up that same old argument with himself, or with the
-picture.
-
-“It isn't any use,” I hearn him say, looking at the picture.
-
-Then he listened like he hearn it answering him. “Yes, you always
-say just that--just that,” he says. “And I don't know why I keep on
-listening to you.”
-
-The way he talked, and harkened fur an answer, when they was nothing
-there to answer, give me the creeps.
-
-“You don't help me,” he goes on, “you don't help me at all. You only
-make it harder. Yes, this thing is worse than the others. I know that.
-But I want money--and fool things like this _have_ sometimes made it. No,
-I won't give it up. No, there's no use making any more promises now. I
-know myself now. And you ought to know me by this time, too. Why can't
-you let me alone altogether? I should think, when you see what I am,
-you'd let me be.
-
-“God help you! if you'd only stay away it wouldn't be so hard to go to
-hell!”
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-
-There's a lot of counties in Georgia where the blacks are equal in
-number to the whites, and two or three counties where the blacks number
-over the whites by two to one. It was fur a little town in one of the
-latter that we pinted ourselves, Doctor Kirby and me and Sam--right into
-the blackest part of the black belt.
-
-That country is full of big-sized plantations, where they raise cotton,
-cotton, cotton, and then _more_ cotton. Some of 'em raises fruit, too, and
-other things, of course; but cotton is the main stand-by, and it looks
-like it always will be.
-
-Some places there shows that things can't be so awful much changed since
-slavery days, and most of the niggers are sure enough country niggers
-yet. Some rents their land right out from the owners, and some of 'em
-crops it on the shares, and very many of 'em jest works as hands. A lot
-of 'em don't do nigh so well now as they did when their bosses was their
-masters, they tell me; and then agin, some has done right well on their
-own hook. They intrusted me, because I never had been use to looking at
-so many niggers. Every way you turn there they is niggers and then more
-niggers.
-
-Them that thinks they is awful easy to handle out of a natcheral respect
-fur white folks has got another guess coming. They ain't so bad to get
-along with if you keep it most pintedly shoved into their heads they
-_is_ niggers. You got to do that especial in the black belt, jest because
-they _is_ so many of 'em. They is children all their lives, mebby, till
-some one minute of craziness may strike one of them, and then he is a
-devil temporary. Mebby, when the crazy fit has passed, some white woman
-is worse off than if she was dead, or mebby she _is_ dead, or mebby a
-loonatic fur life, and that nigger is a candidate fur a lynching bee and
-ginerally elected by an anonymous majority.
-
-Not that _all_ niggers is that-a-way, nor _half_ of 'em, nor very _many_ of
-'em, even--but you can never tell _which_ nigger is going to be. So in the
-black belt the white folks is mighty pertic'ler who comes along fooling
-with their niggers. Fur you can never tell what turn a nigger's thoughts
-will take, once anything at all stirs 'em up.
-
-We didn't know them things then, Doctor Kirby and me didn't. We didn't
-know we was moving light-hearted right into the middle of the biggest
-question that has ever been ast. Which I disremember exactly how that
-nigger question is worded, but they is always asting it in the South,
-and answering of it different ways. We hadn't no idea how suspicious the
-white people in them awful black spots on the map can get over any one
-that comes along talking to their niggers. We didn't know anything about
-niggers much, being both from the North, except what Doctor Kirby had
-counted on when he made his medicine, and _that_ he knowed second-handed
-from other people. We didn't take 'em very serious, nor all the talk we
-hearn about 'em down South.
-
-But even at that we mightn't of got into any trouble if it hadn't of
-been fur old Bishop Warren. But that is getting ahead of the story.
-
-We got into that little town--I might jest as well call it
-Cottonville--jest about supper time. Cottonville is a little place
-of not more'n six hundred people. I guess four hundred of 'em must be
-niggers.
-
-After supper we got acquainted with purty nigh all the prominent
-citizens in town. They was friendly with us, and we was friendly with
-them. Georgia had jest went fur prohibition a few months before that,
-and they hadn't opened up these here near-beer bar-rooms in the little
-towns yet, like they had in Atlanta and the big towns. Georgia had went
-prohibition so the niggers couldn't get whiskey, some said; but others
-said they didn't know _what_ its excuse was. Them prominent citizens was
-loafing around the hotel and every now and then inviting each other very
-mysterious into a back room that use to be a pool parlour. They had
-been several jugs come to town by express that day. We went back several
-times ourselves, and soon began to get along purty well with them
-prominent citizens.
-
-Talking about this and that they finally edges around to the one
-thing everybody is sure to get to talking about sooner or later in the
-South--niggers. And then they gets to telling us about this here Bishop
-Warren I has mentioned.
-
-He was a nigger bishop, Bishop Warren was, and had a good deal of white
-blood into him, they say. An ashy-coloured nigger, with bumps on his
-face, fat as a possum, and as cunning as a fox. He had plenty of brains
-into his head, too; but his brains had turned sour in his head the last
-few years, and the bishop had crazy streaks running through his sense
-now, like fat and lean mixed in a slab of bacon. He used to be friends
-with a lot of big white folks, and the whites depended on him at one
-time to preach orderliness and obedience and agriculture and being
-in their place to the niggers. Fur years they thought he preached
-that-a-way. He always _did_ preach that-a-way when any whites was around,
-and he set on platforms sometimes with white preachers, and he got good
-donations fur schemes of different kinds. But gradual the suspicion got
-around that when he was alone with a lot of niggers his nigger blood
-would get the best of him, and what he preached wasn't white supremacy
-at all, but hopefulness of being equal.
-
-So the whites had fell away from him, and then his graft was gone,
-and then his brains turned sour in his head and got to working and
-fermenting in it like cider getting hard, and he made a few bad breaks
-by not being careful what he said before white people. But the niggers
-liked him all the better fur that.
-
-They always had been more or less hell in the bishop's heart. He had
-brains and he knowed it, and the white folks had let him see _they_ knowed
-it, too. And he was part white, and his white forefathers had been big
-men in their day, and yet, in spite of all of that, he had to herd with
-niggers and to pertend he liked it. He was both white and black in his
-feelings about things, so some of his feelings counterdicted others, and
-one of these here race riots went on all the time in his own insides.
-But gradual he got to the place where they was spells he hated both
-whites and niggers, but he hated the whites the worst. And now, in the
-last two or three years, since his crazy streaks had growed as big
-as his sensible streaks, or bigger, they was no telling what he would
-preach to them niggers. But whatever he preached most of them would
-believe. It might be something crazy and harmless, or it might be crazy
-and harmful.
-
-He had been holding some revival meetings in nigger churches right there
-in that very county, and was at it not fur away from there right then.
-The idea had got around he was preaching some most unusual foolishness
-to the blacks. Fur the niggers was all acting like they knowed something
-too good to mention to the white folks, all about there. But some white
-men had gone to one of the meetings, and the bishop had preached one of
-his old-time sermons whilst they was there, telling the niggers to be
-orderly and agriculturous--he was considerable of a fox yet. But he
-and the rest of the niggers was so _derned_ anxious to be thought
-agriculturous and servitudinous that the whites smelt a rat, and wished
-he would go, fur they didn't want to chase him without they had to.
-
-Jest when we was getting along fine one of them prominent citizens asts
-the doctor was we there figgering on buying some land?
-
-“No,” says the doctor, “we wasn't.”
-
-They was silence fur quite a little spell. Each prominent citizen had
-mebby had his hopes of unloading some. They all looks a little sad, and
-then another prominent citizen asts us into the back room agin.
-
-When we returns to the front room another prominent citizen makes
-a little speech that was quite beautiful to hear, and says mebby we
-represents some new concern that ain't never been in them parts and is
-figgering on buying cotton.
-
-“No,” the doctor says, “we ain't cotton buyers.”
-
-Another prominent citizen has the idea mebby we is figgering on one of
-these here inter-Reuben trolley lines, so the Rubes in one village can
-ride over and visit the Rubes in the next. And another one thinks mebby
-we is figgering on a telephone line. And each one makes a very eloquent
-little speech about them things, and rings in something about our fair
-Southland. And when both of them misses their guess it is time fur
-another visit to the back room.
-
-Was we selling something?
-
-We was.
-
-Was we selling fruit trees?
-
-We wasn't.
-
-Finally, after every one has a chew of natcheral leaf tobaccer all
-around, one prominent citizen makes so bold as to ast us very courteous
-if he might enquire what it was we was selling.
-
-The doctor says medicine.
-
-Then they was a slow grin went around that there crowd of prominent
-citizens. And once agin we has to make a trip to that back room. Fur
-they are all sure we must be taking orders fur something to beat that
-there prohibition game. When they misses that guess they all gets kind
-of thoughtful and sad. A couple of 'em don't take no more interest in
-us, but goes along home sighing-like, as if it wasn't no difference _what_
-we sold as long as it wasn't what they was looking fur.
-
-But purty soon one of them asts:
-
-“What _kind_ of medicine?”
-
-The doctor, he tells about it.
-
-When he finishes you never seen such a change as had come onto the faces
-of that bunch. I never seen such disgusted prominent citizens in my hull
-life. They looked at each other embarrassed, like they had been ketched
-at something ornery. And they went out one at a time, saying good night
-to the hotel-keeper and in the most pinted way taking no notice of us at
-all. It certainly was a chill. We sees something is wrong, and we begins
-to have a notion of what it is.
-
-The hotel-keeper, he spits out his chew, and goes behind his little
-counter and takes a five-cent cigar out of his little show case and
-bites the end off careful. Then he leans his elbows onto his counter and
-reads our names to himself out of the register book, and looks at us,
-and from us to the names, and from the names to us, like he is trying to
-figger out how he come to let us write 'em there. Then he wants to know
-where we come from before we come to Atlanta, where we had registered
-from. We tells him we is from the North. He lights his cigar like he
-didn't think much of that cigar and sticks it in his mouth and looks at
-us so long in an absent-minded kind of way it goes out.
-
-Then he says we orter go back North.
-
-“Why?” asts the doctor.
-
-He chewed his cigar purty nigh up to the middle of it before he
-answered, and when he spoke it was a soft kind of a drawl--not mad or
-loud--but like they was sorrowful thoughts working in him.
-
-“Yo' all done struck the wo'st paht o' the South to peddle yo' niggah
-medicine in, sah. I reckon yo' must love 'em a heap to be that concerned
-over the colour of their skins.”
-
-And he turned his back on us and went into the back room all by himself.
-
-We seen we was in wrong in that town. The doctor says it will be no use
-trying to interduce our stuff there, and we might as well leave there
-in the morning and go over to Bairdstown, which was a little place about
-ten miles off the railroad, and make our start there.
-
-So we got a rig the next morning and drove acrost the country. No one
-bid us good-bye, neither, and Doctor Kirby says it's a wonder they
-rented us the rig.
-
-But before we started that morning we noticed a funny thing. We hadn't
-so much as spoke to any nigger, except our own nigger Sam, and he
-couldn't of told _all_ the niggers in that town about the stuff to turn
-niggers white, even if he had set up all night to do it. But every last
-nigger we saw looked like he knowed something about us. Even after we
-left town our nigger driver hailed two or three niggers in the road that
-acted that-away. It seemed like they was all awful polite to us. And
-yet they was different in their politeness than they was to them Georgia
-folks, which is their natcheral-born bosses--acted more familiar,
-somehow, as if they knowed we must be thinking about the same thing they
-was thinking about.
-
-About half-way to Bairdstown we stopped at a place to get a drink of
-water. Seemingly the white folks was away fur the day, and an old nigger
-come up and talked to our driver while Sam and us was at the well.
-
-I seen them cutting their eyes at us, whilst they was unchecking the
-hosses to let them drink too, and then I hearn the one that belonged
-there say:
-
-“Is yo' _suah_ dat hit air dem?”
-
-“_Suah!_” says the driver.
-
-“How-come yo' so all-powerful _suah_ about hit?”
-
-The driver pertended the harness needed some fixing, and they went
-around to the other side of the team and tinkered with one of the
-traces, a-talking to each other. I hearn the old nigger say, kind of
-wonderized:
-
-“Is dey a-gwine dar _now_?”
-
-Sam, he was pulling a bucket of water up out of the well fur us with a
-windlass. The doctor says to him:
-
-“Sam, what does all this mean?”
-
-Sam, he pertends he don't know what the doctor is talking about.
-But Doctor Kirby he finally pins him down. Sam hemmed and hawed
-considerable, making up his mind whether he better lie to us or not.
-Then, all of a sudden, he busted out into an awful fit of laughing, and
-like to of fell in the well. Seemingly he decided fur to tell us the
-truth.
-
-From what Sam says that there bishop has been holding revival meetings
-in Big Bethel, which is a nigger church right on the edge of Bairdstown,
-and niggers fur miles around has been coming night after night, and some
-of them whooping her up daytimes too. And the bishop has worked himself
-up the last three or four nights to where he has been perdicting and
-prophesying, fur the spirit has hit the meeting hard.
-
-What he has been prophesying, Sam says, is the coming of a Messiah fur
-the nigger race--a new Elishyah, he says, as will lead them from out'n
-their inequality and bring 'em up to white standards right on the spot.
-The whites has had their Messiah, the bishop says, but the niggers ain't
-never had none of their _special own_ yet. And they needs one bad, and one
-is sure a-coming.
-
-It seems the whites don't know yet jest what the bishop's been
-a-preaching. But every nigger fur miles on every side of Big Bethel is
-a-listening and a-looking fur signs and omens, and has been fur two,
-three days now. This here half-crazy bishop has got 'em worked up to
-where they is ready to believe anything, or do anything.
-
-So the night before when the word got out in Cottonville that we had
-some scheme to make the niggers white, the niggers there took up with
-the idea that the doctor was mebby the feller the bishop had been
-prophesying about, and for a sign and a omen and a miracle of his grace
-and powers was going out to Big Bethel to turn 'em white. Poor devils,
-they didn't see but what being turned white orter be a part of what they
-was to get from the coming of that there Messiah.
-
-News spreads among niggers quicker than among whites. No one knows how
-they do it. But I've hearn tales about how when war times was there,
-they would frequent have the news of a big fight before the white folks'
-papers would. Soldiers has told me that in them there Philippine Islands
-we conquered from Spain, where they is so much nigger blood mixed up
-with other kinds in the islanders, this mysterious spreading around of
-news is jest the same. And jest since nine o'clock the night before, the
-news had spread fur miles around that Bishop Warren's Messiah was on his
-way, and was going fur to turn the bishop white to show his power and
-grace, and he had with him one he had turned part white, and that was
-Sam, and one he had turned clear white, and that was me. And they was to
-be signs and wonders to behold at Big Bethel, with pillars of cloud and
-sounds of trumpets and fire squirting down from heaven, like it always
-use to be in them old Bible days, and them there niggers to be led
-singing and shouting and rejoicing into a land of milk and honey,
-forevermore, _Amen!_
-
-That's what Sam says they are looking fur, dozens and scores and
-hundreds of them niggers round about. Sam, he had lived in town five
-or six years, and he looked down on all these here ignoramus country
-niggers. So he busts out laughing at first, and he pertends like he
-don't take no stock in any of it. Besides, he knowed well enough he
-wasn't spotted up by no Messiah, but it was the dope in the bottles done
-it. But as he told about them goings-on Sam got more and more interested
-and warmed up to it, and his voice went into a kind of a sing-song like
-he was prophesying himself. And the other two niggers quit pertending to
-fool around the team and edged a little closeter, and a little closeter
-yet, with their mouths open and their heads a-nodding and the whites of
-their eyes a-rolling.
-
-Fur my part, I never hearn such a lot of dern foolishness in all my
-life. But the doctor, he says nothing at all. He listens to Sam ranting
-and rolling out big words and raving, and only frowns. He climbs back
-into the buggy agin silent, and all the rest of the way to Bairdstown
-he set there with that scowl on his face. I guesses he was thinking now,
-the way things had shaped up, he wouldn't sell none of his stuff at all
-without he fell right in with the reception chance had planned fur him.
-But if he did fall in with it, and pertend like he was a Messiah to
-them niggers, he could get all they had. He was mebby thinking how much
-ornerier that would make the hull scheme.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-
-We got to Bairdstown early enough, but we didn't go to work there. We
-wasted all that day. They was something working in the doctor's head he
-wasn't talking about. I supposed he was getting cold feet on the hull
-proposition. Anyhow, he jest set around the little tavern in that place
-and done nothing all afternoon.
-
-The weather was fine, and we set out in front. We hadn't set there
-more'n an hour till I could tell we was being noticed by the blacks,
-not out open and above board. But every now and then one or two or three
-would pass along down the street, and lazy about and take a look at
-us. They pertended they wasn't noticing, but they was. The word had got
-around, and they was a feeling in the air I didn't like at all. Too much
-caged-up excitement among the niggers. The doctor felt it too, I could
-see that. But neither one of us said anything about it to the other.
-
-Along toward dusk we takes a walk. They was a good-sized crick at the
-edge of that little place, and on it an old-fashioned worter mill. Above
-the mill a little piece was a bridge. We crossed it and walked along a
-road that follered the crick bank closte fur quite a spell.
-
-It wasn't much of a town--something betwixt a village and a
-settlement--although they was going to run a branch of the railroad over
-to it before very long. It had had a chancet to get a railroad once,
-years before that. But it had said then it didn't want no railroad. So
-until lately every branch built through that part of the country grinned
-very sarcastic and give it the go-by.
-
-They was considerable woods standing along the crick, and around a turn
-in the road we come onto Sam, all of a sudden, talking with another
-nigger. Sam was jest a-laying it off to that nigger, but he kind of
-hushed as we come nearer. Down the road quite a little piece was a
-good-sized wooden building that never had been painted and looked like
-it was a big barn. Without knowing it the doctor and me had been pinting
-ourselves right toward Big Bethel.
-
-The nigger with Sam he yells out, when he sees us:
-
-“Glory be! _Hyah_ dey comes! Hyah dey comes _now!_”
-
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-
-And he throwed up his arms, and started on a lope up the road toward the
-church, singing out every ten or fifteen yards. A little knot of niggers
-come out in front of the church when they hearn him coming.
-
-Sam, he stood his ground, and waited fur us to come up to him, kind of
-apologetic and sneaking--looking about something or other.
-
-“What kind of lies have you been telling these niggers, Sam?” says the
-doctor, very sharp and short and mad-like.
-
-Sam, he digs a stone out'n the road with the toe of his shoe, and kind
-of grins to himself, still looking sheepish. But he says he opinionates
-he been telling them nothing at all.
-
-“I dunno how-come dey get all dem nigger notions in dey fool haid,” Sam
-says, “but dey all waitin' dar inside de chu'ch do'--some of de mos'
-faiful an' de mos' pra'rful ones o' de Big Bethel cong'gation been dar
-fo' de las' houah a-waitin' an' a-watchin', spite o' de fac' dat reg'lah
-meetin' ain't gwine ter be called twell arter supper. De bishop, he dar
-too. Dey got some dese hyah coal-ile lamps dar des inside de chu'ch do'
-an' dey been keepin' on 'em lighted, daytimes an' night times, fo' two
-days now, kaze dey say dey ain't gwine fo' ter be cotched napping when
-de bridegroom _com_eth. Yass, _sah!_--dey's ten o' dese hyah vergims dar,
-five of 'em sleepin' an' five of 'em watchin', an' a-takin' tuhns at
-hit, an' mebby dat how-come free or fouah dey bes' young colo'hed mens
-been projickin' aroun' dar all arternoon, a-helpin' dem dat's a-waitin'
-twell de bridegroom _com_eth!”
-
-We seen a little knot of them, down the road there in front of the
-church, gathering around the nigger that had been with Sam. They all
-starts toward us. But one man steps out in front of them all, and turns
-toward them and holds his hands up, and waves them back. They all stops
-in their tracks.
-
-Then he turns his face toward us, and comes slow and sollum down the
-road in our direction, walking with a cane, and moving very dignified.
-He was a couple of hundred yards away.
-
-But as he come closeter we gradually seen him plainer and plainer. He
-was a big man, and stout, and dressed very neat in the same kind of rig
-as white bishops wear, with one of these white collars that buttons in
-the back. I suppose he was coming on to meet us alone, because no one
-was fitten fur to give us the first welcome but himself.
-
-Well, it was all dern foolishness, and it was hard to believe it could
-all happen, and they ain't so many places in this here country it _could_
-happen. But fur all of it being foolishness, when he come down the road
-toward us so dignified and sollum and slow I ketched myself fur a minute
-feeling like we really had been elected to something and was going to
-take office soon. And Sam, as the bishop come closeter and closeter, got
-to jerking and twitching with the excitement that he had been keeping
-in--and yet all the time Sam knowed it was dope and works and not faith
-that had made him spotted that-a-way.
-
-He stops, the bishop does, about ten yards from us and looks us over.
-
-“Ah yo' de gennleman known ter dis hyah sinful genehation by de style
-an' de entitlemint o' Docto' Hahtley Kirby?” he asts the doctor very
-ceremonious and grand.
-
-The doctor give him a look that wasn't very encouraging, but he nodded
-to him.
-
-“Will yo' dismiss yo' sehvant in ordeh dat we kin hol' convehse an'
-communion in de midst er privacy?”
-
-The doctor, he nods to Sam, and Sam moseys along toward the church.
-
-“Now, then,” says the doctor, sudden and sharp, “take off your hat and
-tell me what you want.”
-
-The bishop's hand goes up to his head with a jerk before he thought.
-Then it stops there, while him and the doctor looks at each other. The
-bishop's mouth opens like he was wondering, but he slowly pulls his
-hat off and stands there bare-headed in the road. But he wasn't really
-humble, that bishop.
-
-“Now,” says the doctor, “tell me in as straight talk as you've got what
-all this damned foolishness among you niggers means.”
-
-A queer kind of look passed over the bishop's face. He hadn't expected
-to be met jest that way, mebby. Whether he himself had really believed
-in the coming of that there new Messiah he had been perdicting, I never
-could settle in my mind. Mebby he had been getting ready to pass _Himself_
-off fur one before we come along and the niggers all got the fool idea
-Doctor Kirby was it. Before the bishop spoke agin you could see his
-craziness and his cunningness both working in his face. But when he did
-speak he didn't quit being ceremonious nor dignified.
-
-“De wohd has gone fo'th among de faiful an' de puah in heaht,” he says,
-“dat er man has come accredited wi' signs an' wi' mahvels an' de poweh
-o' de sperrit fo' to lay his han' on de sons o' Ham an' ter make 'em des
-de same in colluh as de yuther sons of ea'th.”
-
-“Then that word is a lie,” says the doctor. “I _did_ come here to try out
-some stuff to change the colour of negro skins. That's all. And I find
-your idiotic followers are all stirred up and waiting for some kind of a
-miracle monger. What you have been preaching to them, you know best. Is
-that all you want to know?”
-
-The bishop hems and haws and fiddles with his stick, and then he says:
-
-“Suh, will dish yeah prepa'shun _sho'ly_ do de wohk?” Doctor Kirby tells
-him it will do the work all right.
-
-And then the bishop, after beating around the bush some more, comes out
-with his idea. Whether he expected there would be any Messiah come or
-not, of course he knowed the doctor wasn't him. But he is willing to
-boost the doctor's game as long as it boosts _his_ game. He wants to be in
-on the deal. He wants part of the graft. He wants to get together with
-the doctor on a plan before the doctor sees the niggers. And if the
-doctor don't want to keep on with the miracle end of it, the bishop
-shows him how he could do him good with no miracle attachment. Fur he
-has an awful holt on them niggers, and his say-so will sell thousands
-and thousands of bottles. What he is looking fur jest now is his little
-take-out.
-
-That was his craftiness and his cunningness working in him. But all of
-a sudden one of his crazy streaks come bulging to the surface. It come
-with a wild, eager look in his eyes.
-
-“Suh,” he cries out, all of a sudden, “ef yo' kin make me white, fo'
-Gawd sakes, do hit! Do hit! Ef yo' does, I gwine ter bless yo' all yo'
-days!
-
-“Yo' don' know--no one kin guess or comperhen'--what des bein' white
-would mean ter me! Lawd! Lawd!” he says, his voice soft-spoken, but more
-eager than ever as he went on, and pleading something pitiful to hear,
-“des think of all de Caucasian blood in me! Gawd knows de nights er my
-youth I'se laid awake twell de dawn come red in de Eas' a-cryin' out ter
-Him only fo' ter be white! _Des ter be white_! Don' min' dem black, black
-niggers dar--don' think er _dem_--dey ain't wuth nothin' nor fitten fo'
-no fate but what dey got--But me! What's done kep' me from gwine ter de
-top but dat one thing: _I wasn't white!_ Hit air too late now--too late
-fo' dem ambitions I done trifle with an' shove behin' me--hit's too late
-fo' dat! But ef I was des ter git one li'l year o' hit--_one li'l year o'
-bein' white!_--befo' I died--”
-
-And he went on like that, shaking and stuttering there in the road, like
-a fit had struck him, crazy as a loon. But he got hold of himself enough
-to quit talking, in a minute, and his cunning come back to him before
-he was through trembling. Then the doctor says slow and even, but not
-severe:
-
-“You go back to your people now, bishop, and tell them they've made a
-mistake about me. And if you can, undo the harm you've done with this
-Messiah business. As far as this stuff of mine is concerned, there's
-none of it for you nor for any other negro. You tell them that. There's
-none of it been sold yet--and there never will be.”
-
-Then we turned away and left him standing there in the road, still with
-his hat off and his face working.
-
-Walking back toward the little tavern the doctor says:
-
-“Danny, this is the end of this game. These people down here and that
-half-cracked, half-crooked old bishop have made me see a few things about
-the Afro-American brother. It wasn't a good scheme in the first place.
-And this wasn't the place to start it going, anyhow--I should have tried
-the niggers in the big towns. But I'm out of it now, and I'm glad of
-it. What we want to do is to get away from here to-morrow--go back to
-Atlanta and fix up a scheme to rob some widows and orphans, or something
-half-way respectable like that.”
-
-Well, I drew a long breath. I was with Doctor Kirby in everything he
-done, fur he was my friend, and I didn't intend to quit him. But I was
-glad we was out of this, and hadn't sold none of that dope. We both
-felt better because we hadn't. All them millions we was going to
-make--shucks! We didn't neither one of us give a dern about them getting
-away from us. All we wanted was jest to get away from there and not get
-mixed up with no nigger problems any more. We eat supper, and we set
-around a while, and we went to bed purty middling early, so as to get a
-good start in the morning.
-
-We got up early, but early as it was the devil had been up earlier in
-that neighbourhood. About four o'clock that morning a white woman about
-a half a mile from the village had been attacked by a nigger. They was
-doubt as to whether she would live, but if she lived they wasn't no
-doubts she would always be more or less crazy. Fur besides everything
-else, he had beat her insensible. And he had choked her nearly to death.
-The country-side was up, with guns and pistols looking fur that nigger.
-It wasn't no trouble guessing what would happen to him when they ketched
-him, neither.
-
-“And,” says Doctor Kirby, when we hearn of it, “I hope to high heaven
-they _do_ catch him!”
-
-They wasn't much doubt they would, either. They was already beating up
-the woods and bushes and gangs was riding up and down the roads, and
-every nigger's house fur miles around was being searched and watched.
-
-We soon seen we would have trouble getting hosses and a rig in the
-village to take us to the railroad. Many of the hosses was being ridden
-in the man-hunt. And most of the men who might have done the driving was
-busy at that too. The hotel-keeper himself had left his place standing
-wide open and went out. We didn't get any breakfast neither.
-
-“Danny,” says the doctor, “we'll just put enough money to pay the bill
-in an envelope on the register here, and strike out on shank's ponies.
-It's only nine or ten miles to the railroad--we'll walk.”
-
-“But how about our stuff?” I asts him. We had two big cases full of
-sample bottles of that dope, besides our suit cases.
-
-“Hang the dope!” says the doctor, “I don't ever want to see it or hear
-of it again! We'll leave it here. Put the things out of your suit case
-into mine, and leave that here too. Sam can carry mine. I want to be on
-the move.”
-
-So we left, with Sam carrying the one suit case. It wasn't nine in the
-morning yet, and we was starting out purty empty fur a long walk.
-
-“Sam,” says the doctor, as we was passing that there Big Bethel
-church--and it showed up there silent and shabby in the morning, like a
-old coloured man that knows a heap more'n he's going to tell--“Sam, were
-you at the meeting here last night?”
-
-“Yass, suh!”
-
-“I suppose it was a pretty tame affair after they found out their Elisha
-wasn't coming after all?”
-
-Sam, he walled his eyes, and then he kind of chuckled.
-
-“Well, suh,” he says, “I 'spicions de mos' on 'em don' know dat _yit!_”
-
-The doctor asts him what he means.
-
-It seems the bishop must of done some thinking after we left him in the
-road or on his way back to that church. They had all begun to believe
-that there Elishyah was on the way to 'em, and the bishop's credit was
-more or less wrapped up with our being it. It was true he hadn't started
-that belief; but it was believed, and he didn't dare to stop it now.
-Fur, if he stopped it, they would all think he had fell down on his
-prophetics, even although he hadn't prophesied jest exactly us. He was
-in a tight place, that bishop, but I bet you could always depend on him
-to get out of it with his flock. So what he told them niggers at the
-meeting last night was that he brung 'em a message from Elishyah, Sam
-says, the Elishyah that was to come. And the message was that the time
-was not ripe fur him to reveal himself as Elishyah unto the eyes of all
-men, fur they had been too much sinfulness and wickedness and walking
-into the ways of evil, right amongst that very congregation, and
-disobedience of the bishop, which was their guide. And he had sent 'em
-word, Elishyah had, that the bishop was his trusted servant, and into
-the keeping of the bishop was give the power to deal with his people and
-prepare them fur the great day to come. And the bishop would give the
-word of his coming. He was a box, that bishop was, in spite of his crazy
-streaks; and he had found a way to make himself stronger than ever with
-his bunch out of the very kind of thing that would have spoiled most
-people's graft. They had had a big meeting till nearly morning, and the
-power had hit 'em strong. Sam told us all about it.
-
-But the thing that seemed to interest the doctor, and made him frown,
-was the idea that all them niggers round about there still had the idea
-he was the feller that had been prophesied to come. All except Sam,
-mebby. Sam had spells when he was real sensible, and other spells when
-he was as bad as the believingest of them all.
-
-It was a fine day, and really joyous to be a-walking. It would of been
-a good deal joyouser if we had had some breakfast, but we figgered we
-would stop somewheres at noon and lay in a good, square, country meal.
-
-That wasn't such a very thick settled country. But everybody seemed to
-know about the manhunt that was going on, here, there, and everywhere.
-People would come down to the road side as we passed, and gaze after us.
-Or mebby ast us if we knowed whether he had been ketched yet. Women and
-kids mostly, or old men, but now and then a younger man too. We noticed
-they wasn't no niggers to speak of that wasn't busier'n all get out,
-working at something or other, that day.
-
-They is considerable woods in that country yet, though lots has been
-cut off. But they was sometimes right long stretches where they would
-be woods on both sides of the road, more or less thick, with underbrush
-between the trees. We tramped along, each busy thinking his own
-thoughts, and having a purty good time jest doing that without there
-being no use of talking. I was thinking that I liked the doctor better
-fur turning his back on all this game, jest when he might of made some
-sort of a deal with the bishop and really made some money out of it
-in the end. He never was so good a business man as he thought he was,
-Doctor Kirby wasn't. He always could make himself think he was. But when
-it come right down to brass tacks he wasn't. You give him a scheme that
-would _talk_ well, the kind of a josh talk he liked to get off fur his own
-enjoyment, and he would take up with it every time instead of one that
-had more promise of money to it if it was worked harder. He was thinking
-of the _talk_ more'n he was of the money, mostly; and he was always saying
-something about art fur art's sake, which was plumb foolishness, fur he
-never painted no pictures. Well, he never got over being more or less of
-a puzzle to me. But fur some reason or other this morning he seemed to
-be in a better humour with himself, after we had walked a while, than I
-had seen him in fur a long time.
-
-We come to the top of one long hill, which it had made us sweat to
-climb, and without saying nothing to each other we both stopped and took
-off our hats and wiped our foreheads, and drawed long breaths, content
-to stand there fur jest a minute or two and look around us. The road run
-straight ahead, and dipped down, and then clumb up another hill about an
-eighth of a mile in front of us. It made a little valley. Jest about
-the middle, between the two hills, a crick meandered through the bottom
-land. Woods growed along the crick, and along both sides of the road we
-was travelling. Right nigh the crick they was another road come out
-of the woods to the left-hand side, and switched into the road we was
-travelling, and used the same bridge to cross the crick by. They was
-three or four houses here and there, with chimbleys built up on the
-outside of them, and blue smoke coming out. We stood and looked at the
-sight before us and forgot all the troubles we had left behind, fur a
-couple of minutes--it all looked so peaceful and quiet and homeyfied and
-nice.
-
-“Well,” says the doctor, after we had stood there a piece, “I guess we
-better be moving on again, Danny.”
-
-But jest as Sam, who was follering along behind with that suit case,
-picks it up and puts it on his head agin, they come a sound, from away
-off in the distance somewheres, that made him set it down quick. And we
-all stops in our tracks and looks at each other.
-
-It was the voice of a hound dog--not so awful loud, but clear and mellow
-and tuneful, and carried to us on the wind. And then in a minute it come
-agin, sharper and quicker. They yells like that when they have struck a
-scent.
-
-As we stood and looked at each other they come a crackle in the
-underbrush, jest to the left of us. We turned our heads that-a-way, jest
-as a nigger man give a leap to the top of a rail fence that separated
-the road from the woods. He was going so fast that instead of climbing
-that fence and balancing on the top and jumping off he jest simply
-seemed to hit the top rail and bounce on over, like he had been throwed
-out of the heart of the woods, and he fell sprawling over and over in
-the road, right before our feet.
-
-He was onto his feet in a second, and fur a minute he stood up straight
-and looked at us--an ashes-coloured nigger, ragged and bleeding from the
-underbrush, red-eyed, and with slavers trickling from his red lips, and
-sobbing and gasping and panting fur breath. Under his brown skin, where
-his shirt was torn open acrost his chest, you could see that nigger's
-heart a-beating.
-
-But as he looked at us they come a sudden change acrost his face--he
-must of seen the doctor before, and with a sob he throwed himself on his
-knees in the road and clasped his hands and held 'em out toward Doctor
-Kirby.
-
-“_Elishyah_! _Elishyah_!” he sings out, rocking of his body in a kind
-of tune, “reveal yo'se'f, reveal yo'se'f an' he'p me _now!_ Lawd Gawd
-_Elishyah_, beckon fo' a _Cha_'iot, yo' cha'iot of _fiah!_ Lif' me, lif'
-me--lif' me away f'um hyah in er cha'iot o' _fiah!_”
-
-The doctor, he turned his head away, and I knowed the thought working
-in him was the thought of that white woman that would always be an
-idiot for life, if she lived. But his lips was dumb, and his one hand
-stretched itself out toward that nigger in the road and made a wiping
-motion, like he was trying fur to wipe the picture of him, and the
-thought of him, off'n a slate forevermore.
-
-Jest then, nearer and louder and sharper, and with an eager sound, like
-they knowed they almost had him now, them hounds' voices come ringing
-through the woods, and with them come the mixedup shouts of men.
-
-“_Run!_” yells Sam, waving of that suit case round his head, fur one
-nigger will always try to help another no matter what he's done. “Run
-fo' de branch--git yo' foots in de worter an' fling 'em off de scent!”
-
-He bounded down the hill, that red-eyed nigger, and left us standing
-there. But before he reached the crick the whole man-hunt come busting
-through the woods, the dogs a-straining at their straps. The men was all
-on foot, with guns and pistols in their hands. They seen the nigger,
-and they all let out a yell, and was after him. They ketched him at the
-crick, and took him off along that road that turned off to the left.
-I hearn later he was a member of Bishop Warren's congregation, so they
-hung him right in front of Big Bethel church.
-
-We stood there on top of the hill and saw the chase and capture. Doctor
-Kirby's face was sweating worse than when we first clumb the hill.
-He was thinking about that nigger that had pleaded with him. He was
-thinking also of the woman. He was glad it hadn't been up to him
-personal right then and there to butt in and stop a lynching. He was
-glad, fur with them two pictures in front of him he didn't know what he
-would of done.
-
-“Thank heaven!” I hearn him say to himself. “Thank heaven that it wasn't
-_really_ in my power to choose!”
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-
-Well, we had pork and greens fur dinner that day, with the best
-corn-bread I ever eat anywheres, and buttermilk, and sweet potato pie.
-We got 'em at the house of a feller named Withers--Old Daddy Withers.
-Which if they was ever a nicer old man than him, or a nicer old woman
-than his wife, I never run acrost 'em yet.
-
-They lived all alone, them Witherses, with only a couple of niggers to
-help them run their farm. After we eats our dinner and Sam gets his'n
-out to the kitchen, we sets out in front of the house and gets to
-talking with them, and gets real well acquainted. Which we soon found
-out the secret of old Daddy Withers's life--that there innocent-looking
-old jigger was a poet. He was kind of proud of it and kind of shamed of
-it both to oncet. The way it come out was when the doctor says one
-of them quotations he is always getting off, and the old man he looks
-pleased and says the rest of the piece it dropped out of straight
-through.
-
-Then they had a great time quoting it at each other, them two, and I
-seen the doctor is good to loaf around there the rest of the day, like
-as not. Purty soon the old lady begins to get mighty proud-looking over
-something or other, and she leans over and whispers to the old man:
-
-“Shall I bring it out, Lemuel?”
-
-The old man, he shakes his head, no. But she slips into the house
-anyhow, and fetches out a little book with a pale green cover to it, and
-hands it to the doctor.
-
-“Bless my soul,” says Doctor Kirby, looking at the old man, “you don't
-mean to say you write verse yourself?”
-
-The old man, he gets red all over his face, and up into the roots of
-his white hair, and down into his white beard, and makes believe he is a
-little mad at the old lady fur showing him off that-a-way.
-
-“Mother,” he says, “yo' shouldn't have done that!” They had had a boy
-years before, and he had died, but he always called her mother the same
-as if the boy was living. He goes into the house and gets his pipe,
-and brings it out and lights it, acting like that book of poetry was
-a mighty small matter to him. But he looks at Doctor Kirby out of
-the corner of his eyes, and can't keep from getting sort of eager and
-trembly with his pipe; and I could see he was really anxious over what
-the doctor was thinking of them poems he wrote. The doctor reads some of
-'em out loud.
-
-Well, it was kind of home-made poetry, Old Daddy Withers's was. It
-wasn't like no other poetry I ever struck. And I could tell the doctor
-was thinking the same about it. It sounded somehow like it hadn't been
-jointed together right. You would keep listening fur it to rhyme, and
-get all worked up watching and waiting fur it to, and make bets with
-yourself whether it would rhyme or it wouldn't. And then it ginerally
-wouldn't. I never hearn such poetry to get a person's expectances all
-worked up, and then go back on 'em. But if you could of told what it was
-all about, you wouldn't of minded that so much. Not that you can tell
-what most poetry is about, but you don't care so long as it keeps
-hopping along lively. What you want in poetry to make her sound good,
-according to my way of thinking, is to make her jump lively, and
-then stop with a bang on the rhymes. But Daddy Withers was so
-independent-like he would jest natcherally try to force two words to
-rhyme whether the Lord made 'em fur mates or not--like as if you would
-try to make a couple of kids kiss and make up by bumping their heads
-together. They jest simply won't do it. But Doctor Kirby, he let on like
-he thought it was fine poetry, and he read them pieces over and over
-agin, out loud, and the old man and the old woman was both mighty
-tickled with the way he done it. He wouldn't of had 'em know fur
-anything he didn't believe it was the finest poetry ever wrote, Doctor
-Kirby wouldn't.
-
-They was four little books of it altogether. Slim books that looked as
-if they hadn't had enough to eat, like a stray cat whose ribs is rubbing
-together. It had cost Daddy Withers five hundred dollars apiece to get
-'em published. A feller in Boston charged him that much, he said. It
-seems he would go along fur years, raking and scraping of his money
-together, so as to get enough ahead to get out another book. Each time
-he had his hopes the big newspapers would mebby pay some attention to
-it, and he would get recognized.
-
-“But they never did,” said the old man, kind of sad, “it always fell
-flat.”
-
-“Why, _father!_”--the old lady begins, and finishes by running back into
-the house agin. She is out in a minute with a clipping from a newspaper
-and hands it over to Doctor Kirby, as proud as a kid with copper-toed
-boots. The doctor reads it all the way through, and then he hands it
-back without saying a word. The old lady goes away to fiddle around
-about the housework purty soon and the old man looks at the doctor and
-says:
-
-“Well, you see, don't you?”
-
-“Yes,” says the doctor, very gentle.
-
-“I wouldn't have _her_ know for the world,” says Daddy Withers. “_I_
-know and _you_ know that newspaper piece is just simply poking fun at my
-poetry, and making a fool of me, the whole way through. As soon as I
-read it over careful I saw it wasn't really praise, though there was a
-minute or two I thought my recognition had come. But _she_ don't know it
-ain't serious from start to finish. _She_ was all-mighty pleased when that
-piece come out in print. And I don't intend she ever shall know it ain't
-real praise.”
-
-His wife was so proud when that piece come out in that New York paper,
-he said, she cried over it. She said now she was glad they had been
-doing without things fur years and years so they could get them little
-books printed, one after the other, fur now fame was coming. But
-sometimes, Daddy Withers says, he suspicions she really knows he has
-been made a fool of, and is pertending not to see it, fur his sake, the
-same as he is pertending fur _her_ sake. Well, they was a mighty nice
-old couple, and the doctor done a heap of pertending fur both their
-sakes--they wasn't nothing else to do.
-
-“How'd you come to get started at it?” he asts.
-
-Daddy Withers says he don't rightly know. Mebby, he says, it was living
-there all his life and watching things growing--watching the cotton
-grow, and the corn and getting acquainted with birds and animals and
-trees and things. Helping of things to grow, he says, is a good way to
-understand how God must feel about humans. For what you plant and help
-to grow, he says, you are sure to get to caring a heap about. You can't
-help it. And that is the reason, he says, God can be depended on to pull
-the human race through in the end, even if appearances do look to be
-agin His doing it sometimes, fur He started it to growing in the first
-place and that-a-way He got interested personal in it. And that is the
-main idea, he says, he has all the time been trying to get into that
-there poetry of his'n. But he reckons he ain't got her in. Leastways,
-he says, no one has never seen her there but the doctor and the old lady
-and himself. Well, for my part, I never would of seen it there myself,
-but when he said it out plain like that any one could of told what he
-meant.
-
-You hadn't orter lay things up agin folks if the folks can't help 'em.
-And I will say Daddy Withers was a fine old boy in spite of his poetry.
-Which it never really done any harm, except being expensive to him, and
-lots will drink that much up and never figger it an expense, but one
-of the necessities of life. We went all over his place with him, and we
-noticed around his house a lot of tin cans tacked up to posts and trees.
-They was fur the birds to drink out of, and all the birds around there
-had found out about it, and about Daddy Withers, and wasn't scared of
-him at all. He could get acquainted with animals, too, so that after a
-long spell sometimes they would even let him handle them. But not if any
-one was around. They was a crow he had made a pet of, used to hop around
-in front of him, and try fur to talk to him. If he went to sleep in the
-front yard whilst he was reading, that crow had a favourite trick of
-stealing his spectacles off'n his nose and flying up to the ridgepole
-of the house, and cawing at him. Once he had been setting out a row of
-tomato plants very careful, and he got to the end of the row and turned
-around, and that there crow had been hopping along behind very sollum,
-pulling up each plant as he set it out. It acted like it had done
-something mighty smart, and knowed it, that crow. So after that the old
-man named him Satan, fur he said it was Satan's trick to keep things
-from growing. They was some blue and white pigeons wasn't scared to come
-and set on his shoulders; but you could see the old man really liked
-that crow Satan better'n any of them.
-
-Well, we hung around all afternoon listening to the old man talk, and
-liking him better and better. First thing we knowed it was getting along
-toward supper time. And nothing would do but we must stay to supper,
-too. We was pinted toward a place on the railroad called Smithtown, but
-when we found we couldn't get a train from there till ten o'clock that
-night anyhow, and it was only three miles away, we said we'd stay.
-
-After supper we calculated we'd better move. But the old man wouldn't
-hear of us walking that three miles. So about eight o'clock he hitched
-up a mule to a one-hoss wagon, and we jogged along.
-
-They was a yaller moon sneaking up over the edge of the world when we
-started. It was so low down in the sky yet that it threw long shadders
-on the road, and they was thick and black ones, too. Because they was a
-lot of trees alongside the road, and the road was narrow, we went ahead
-mostly through the darkness, with here and there patches of moonlight
-splashed onto the ground. Doctor Kirby and Old Man Withers was setting
-on the seat, still gassing away about books and things, and I was
-setting on the suit case in the wagon box right behind 'em. Sam, he was
-sometimes in the back of the wagon. He had been more'n half asleep all
-afternoon, but now it was night he was waked up, the way niggers and
-cats will do, and every once in a while he would get out behind and cut
-a few capers in a moonlight patch, jest fur the enjoyment of it, and
-then run and ketch up with the wagon and crawl in agin, fur it was going
-purty slow.
-
-The ground was sandy in spots, and I guess we made a purty good load fur
-Beck, the old mule. She stopped, going up a little slope, after we had
-went about a mile from the Witherses'. Sam says he'll get out and walk,
-fur the wheels was in purty deep, and it was hard going.
-
-“Giddap, Beck!” says the old man.
-
-But Beck, she won't. She don't stand like she is stuck, neither, but
-like she senses danger somewheres about. A hoss might go ahead into
-danger, but a mule is more careful of itself and never goes butting in
-unless it feels sure they is a way out.
-
-“Giddap,” says the old man agin.
-
-But jest then the shadders on both sides of the road comes to life. They
-wakes up, and moves all about us. It was done so sudden and quiet it was
-half a minute before I seen it wasn't shadders but about thirty men had
-gathered all about us on every side. They had guns.
-
-“Who are you? What d'ye want?” asts the old man, startled, as three or
-four took care of the mule's head very quick and quiet.
-
-“Don't be skeered, Daddy Withers,” says a drawly voice out of the dark;
-“we ain't goin' to hurt _you_. We got a little matter o' business to tend
-to with them two fellers yo' totin' to town.”
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX
-
-
-THIRTY men with guns would be considerable of a proposition to buck
-against, so we didn't try it. They took us out of the wagon, and they
-pinted us down the road, steering us fur a country schoolhouse which
-was, I judged from their talk, about a quarter of a mile away. They took
-us silent, fur after we found they didn't answer no questions we quit
-asking any. We jest walked along, and guessed what we was up against,
-and why. Daddy Withers, he trailed along behind. They had tried to send
-him along home, but he wouldn't go. So they let him foller and paid no
-more heed to him.
-
-Sam, he kept a-talking and a-begging, and several men a-telling of him
-to shut up. And him not a-doing it. Till finally one feller says very
-disgusted-like:
-
-“Boys, I'm going to turn this nigger loose.”
-
-“We'll want his evidence,” says another one.
-
-“Evidence!” says the first one. “What's the evidence of a scared nigger
-worth?”
-
-“I reckon that one this afternoon was considerable scared, when he give
-us that evidence against himself--that is, if you call it evidence.”
-
-“A nigger can give evidence against a nigger, and it's all right,” says
-another voice--which it come from a feller that had a-holt of my wrist
-on the left-hand side of me--“but these are white men we are going to
-try to-night. The case is too serious to take nigger evidence. Besides,
-I reckon we got all the evidence any one could need. This nigger ain't
-charged with any crime himself, and my idea is that he ain't to be
-allowed to figure one way or the other in this thing.”
-
-So they turned Sam loose. I never seen nor hearn tell of Sam since then.
-They fired a couple of guns into the air as he started down the road,
-jest fur fun, and mebby he is running yet.
-
-The feller had been talking like he was a lawyer, so I asts him what
-crime we was charged with. But he didn't answer me. And jest then we
-gets in sight of that schoolhouse.
-
-It set on top of a little hill, partially in the moonlight, with a few
-sad-looking pine trees scattered around it, and the fence in front
-broke down. Even after night you could see it was a shabby-looking little
-place.
-
-Old Daddy Withers tied his mule to the broken down fence. Somebody
-busted the front door down. Somebody else lighted matches. The first
-thing I knowed, we was all inside, and four or five dirty little coal
-oil lamps, with tin reflectors to 'em, which I s'pose was used ordinary
-fur school exhibitions, was being lighted.
-
-We was waltzed up onto the teacher's platform, Doctor Kirby and me, and
-set down in chairs there, with two men to each of us, and then a tall,
-rawboned feller stalks up to the teacher's desk, and raps on it with the
-butt end of a pistol, and says:
-
-“Gentlemen, this meeting will come to order.”
-
-Which they was orderly enough before that, but they all took off their
-hats when he rapped, like in a court room or a church, and most of 'em
-set down.
-
-They set down in the school kids' seats, or on top of the desks, and
-their legs stuck out into the aisles, and they looked uncomfortable and
-awkward. But they looked earnest and they looked sollum, too, and they
-wasn't no joking nor skylarking going on, nor no kind of rowdyness,
-neither. These here men wasn't toughs, by any manner of means, but
-the most part of 'em respectable farmers. They had a look of meaning
-business.
-
-“Gentlemen,” says the feller who had rapped, “who will you have for your
-chairman?”
-
-“I reckon you'll do, Will,” says another feller to the raw-boned man,
-which seemed to satisfy him. But he made 'em vote on it before he took
-office.
-
-“Now then,” says Will, “the accused must have counsel.”
-
-“Will,” says another feller, very hasty, “what's the use of all this
-fuss an' feathers? You know as well as I do there's nothing legal about
-this. It's only necessary. For my part--”
-
-“Buck Hightower,” says Will, pounding on the desk, “you will please come
-to order.” Which Buck done it.
-
-“Now,” says the chairman, turning toward Doctor Kirby, who had been
-setting there looking thoughtful from one man to another, like he was
-sizing each one up, “now I must explain to the chief defendant that we
-don't intend to lynch him.”
-
-He stopped a second on that word __lynch__ as if to let it soak in. The
-doctor, he bowed toward him very cool and ceremonious, and says, mocking
-of him:
-
-“You reassure me, Mister--Mister--What is your name?” He said it in a
-way that would of made a saint mad.
-
-“My name ain't any difference,” says Will, trying not to show he was
-nettled.
-
-“You are quite right,” says the doctor, looking Will up and down from
-head to foot, very slow and insulting, “it's of no consequence in the
-world.”
-
-Will, he flushed up, but he makes himself steady and cool, and he goes
-on with his little speech: “There is to be no lynching here to-night.
-There is to be a trial, and, if necessary, an execution.”
-
-“Would it be asking too much,” says the doctor very polite, “if I were
-to inquire who is to be tried, and before what court, and upon what
-charge?”
-
-There was a clearing of throats and a shuffling of feet fur a minute.
-One old deaf feller, with a red nose, who had his hand behind his ear
-and was leaning forward so as not to miss a breath of what any one said,
-ast his neighbour in a loud whisper, “How?” Then an undersized little
-feller, who wasn't a farmer by his clothes, got up and moved toward the
-platform. He had a bulging-out forehead, and thin lips, and a quick,
-nervous way about him:
-
-“You are to be tried,” he says to the doctor, speaking in a kind of
-shrill sing-song that cut your nerves in that room full of bottled-up
-excitement like a locust on a hot day. “You are to be tried before this
-self-constituted court of Caucasian citizens--Anglo-Saxons, sir, every
-man of them, whose forbears were at Runnymede! The charge against you
-is stirring up the negroes of this community to the point of revolt.
-You are accused, sir, of representing yourself to them as some kind of
-a Moses. You are arraigned here for endangering the peace of the county
-and the supremacy of the Caucasian race by inspiring in the negroes the
-hope of equality.”
-
-Old Daddy Withers had been setting back by the door. I seen him get
-up and slip out. It didn't look to me to be any place fur a gentle old
-poet. While that little feller was making that charge you could feel the
-air getting tingly, like it does before a rain storm.
-
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-
-Some fellers started to clap their hands like at a political rally and
-to say, “Go it, Billy!” “That's right, Harden!” Which I found out later
-Billy Harden was in the state legislature, and quite a speaker, and
-knowed it. Will, the chairman, he pounded down the applause, and then he
-says to the doctor, pointing to Billy Harden:
-
-“No man shall say of us that we did not give you a fair trial and a
-square deal. I'm goin' to appoint this gentleman as your counsel, and
-I'm goin' to give you a reasonable time to talk with him in private and
-prepare your case. He is the ablest lawyer in southwest Georgia and the
-brightest son of Watson County.”
-
-The doctor looks kind of lazy and Bill Harden, and back agin at Will,
-the chairman, and smiles out of the corner of his mouth. Then he says,
-sort of taking in the rest of the crowd with his remark, like them two
-standing there paying each other compliments wasn't nothing but a joke:
-
-“I hope neither of you will take it too much to heart if I'm not
-impressed by your sense of justice--or your friend's ability.”
-
-“Then,” said Will, “I take it that you intend to act as your own
-counsel?”
-
-“You may take it,” says the doctor, rousing of himself up, “you may take
-it--from me--that I refuse to recognize you and your crowd as a court of
-any kind; that I know nothing of the silly accusations against me;
-that I find no reason at all why I should take the trouble of making a
-defence before an armed mob that can only mean one of two things.”
-
-“One of two things?” says Will.
-
-“Yes,” says the doctor, very quiet, but raising his voice a little and
-looking him hard in the eyes. “You and your gang can mean only one of
-two things. Either a bad joke, or else--”
-
-And he stopped a second, leaning forward in his chair, with the look of
-half raising out of it, so as to bring out the word very decided--
-
-“_MURDER!_”
-
-The way he done it left that there word hanging in the room, so you
-could almost see it and almost feel it there, like it was a thing that
-had to be faced and looked at and took into account. They all felt it
-that-a-way, too; fur they wasn't a sound fur a minute. Then Will says:
-
-“We don't plan murder, and you'll find this ain't a joke. And since you
-refuse to accept counsel--”
-
-Jest then Buck Hightower interrupts him by yelling out, “I make a motion
-Billy Harden be prosecuting attorney, then. Let's hurry this thing
-along!” And several started to applaud, and call fur Billy Harden to
-prosecute. But Will, he pounded down the applause agin, and says:
-
-“I was about to suggest that Mr. Harden might be prevailed upon to
-accept that task.”
-
-“Yes,” says the doctor, very gentle and easy. “Quite so! I fancied
-myself that Mr. Harden came along with the idea of making a speech
-either for or against.” And he grinned at Billy Harden in a way that
-seemed to make him wild, though he tried not to show it. Somehow the
-doctor seemed to be all keyed up, instead of scared, like a feller
-that's had jest enough to drink to give him a fighting edge.
-
-“Mr. Chairman,” says Billy Harden, flushing up and stuttering jest a
-little, “I b-beg leave to d-d-decline.”
-
-“What,” says the doctor, sort of playing with Billy with his eyes and
-grin, and turning like to let the whole crowd in on the joke, “_decline_?
-The eminent gentleman declines! And he is going to sit down, too, with
-all that speech bottled up in him! O Demosthenes!” he says, “you have
-lost your pebble in front of all Greece.”
-
-Several grinned at Billy Harden as he set down, and three or four
-laughed outright. I guess about half of them there knowed him fur a wind
-bag, and some wasn't sorry to see him joshed. But I seen what the doctor
-was trying to do. He knowed he was in an awful tight place, and he was
-feeling that crowd's pulse, so to speak. He had been talking to crowds
-fur twenty years, and he knowed the kind of sudden turns they will take,
-and how to take advantage of 'em. He was planning and figgering in his
-mind all the time jest what side to ketch 'em on, and how to split up
-the one, solid crowd-mind into different minds. But the little bit of
-a laugh he turned against Billy Harden was only on the surface, like a
-straw floating on a whirlpool. These men was here fur business.
-
-Buck Hightower jumps up and says:
-
-“Will, I'm getting tired of this court foolishness. The question is,
-Does this man come into this county and do what he has done and get out
-again? We know all about him. He sneaked in here and gave out he was
-here to turn the niggers white--that he was some kind of a new-fangled
-Jesus sent especially to niggers, which is blasphemy in itself--and
-he's got 'em stirred up. They're boilin' and festerin' with notions of
-equality till we're lucky if we don't have to lynch a dozen of 'em,
-like they did in Atlanta last summer, to get 'em back into their places
-again. Do we save ourselves more trouble by stringing him up as a
-warning to the negroes? Or do we invite trouble by turning him loose?
-Which? All it needs is a vote.”
-
-And he set down agin. You could see he had made a hit with the boys.
-They was a kind of a growl rolled around the room. The feelings in that
-place was getting stronger and stronger. I was scared, but trying not to
-show it. My fingers kept feeling around in my pocket fur something that
-wasn't there. But my brain couldn't remember what my fingers was feeling
-fur. Then it come on me sudden it was a buckeye I picked up in the
-woods in Indiany one day, and I had lost it. I ain't superstitious about
-buckeyes or horse-shoes, but remembering I had lost it somehow made me
-feel worse. But Doctor Kirby had a good holt on himself; his face was
-a bit redder'n usual, and his eyes was sparkling, and he was both eager
-and watchful. When Buck Hightower sets down the chairman clears his
-throat like he is going to speak. But--
-
-“Just a moment,” says Doctor Kirby, getting on his feet, and taking
-a step toward the chairman. And the way he stopped and stood made
-everybody look at him. Then he went on:
-
-“Once more,” he says, “I call the attention of every man present to the
-fact that what the last speaker proposes is--”
-
-And then he let 'em have that word agin, full in their faces, to think
-about--
-
-“_Murder!_ Merely murder.”
-
-He was bound they shouldn't get away from that word and what it stood
-fur. And every man there _did_ think, too, fur they was another little
-pause. And not one of 'em looked at another one fur a minute. Doctor
-Kirby leaned forward from the platform, running his eyes over the crowd,
-and jest natcherally shoved that word into the room so hard with his
-mind that every mind there had to take it in.
-
-But as he held 'em to it they come a bang from one of the windows. It
-broke the charm. Fur everybody jumped. I jumped myself. When the end
-of the world comes and the earth busts in the middle, it won't sound no
-louder than that bang did. It was a wooden shutter. The wind was rising
-outside, and it flew open and whacked agin' the building.
-
-Then a big, heavy-set man that hadn't spoke before riz up from one of
-the hind seats, like he had heard a dare to fight, and walked slowly
-down toward the front. He had a red face, which was considerable
-pock-marked, and very deep-set eyes, and a deep voice.
-
-“Since when,” he says, taking up his stand a dozen feet or so in front
-of the doctor, “since when has any civilization refused to commit murder
-when murder was necessary for its protection?”
-
-One of the top glasses of that window was out, and with the shutter open
-they come a breeze through that fluttered some strips of dirty-coloured
-papers, fly-specked and dusty and spider-webbed, that hung on strings
-acrost the room, jest below the ceiling. I guess they had been left over
-from some Christmas doings.
-
-“My friend,” said the pock-marked man to the doctor--and the funny thing
-about it was he didn't talk unfriendly when he said it--“the word you
-insist on is just a _word_, like any other word.”
-
-They was a spider rousted out of his web by that disturbance among the
-strings and papers. He started down from above on jest one string of
-web, seemingly spinning part of it out of himself as he come, the way
-they do. I couldn't keep my eyes off'n him.
-
-“Murder,” says the doctor, “is a thing.”
-
-“It is a _word_,” says the other man, “_For_ a thing. For a thing which
-sometimes seems necessary. Lynching, war, execution, murder--they are
-all words for different ways of wiping out human life. Killing sometimes
-seems wrong, and sometimes right. But right or wrong, and with one word
-or another tacked to it, it is _done_ when a community wants to get rid of
-something dangerous to it.”
-
-That there spider was a squat, ugly-looking devil, hunched up on his
-string amongst all his crooked legs. The wind would come in little
-puffs, and swing him a little way toward the doctor's head, and then
-toward the pock-marked man's head, back and forth and back and forth,
-between them two as they spoke. It looked to me like he was listening to
-what they said and waiting fur something.
-
-“Murder,” says the doctor, “is murder--illegal killing--and you can't
-make anything else out of it, or talk anything else into it.”
-
-It come to me all to oncet that that ugly spider was swinging back and
-forth like the pendulum on a clock, and marking time. I wondered how
-much time they was left in the world.
-
-“It would be none the less a murder,” said the pock-marked man, “if you
-were to be hanged after a trial in some county court. Society had been
-obliged to deny the privilege of committing murder to the individual and
-reserve it for the community. If our communal sense says you should die,
-the thing is neither better nor worse than if a sheriff hanged you.”
-
-“I am not to be hanged by a sheriff,” says the doctor, very cool and
-steady, “because I have committed no crime. I am not to be killed by you
-because you dare not, in spite of all you say, outrage the law to that
-extent.”
-
-And they looked each other in the eyes so long and hard that every one
-else in the schoolhouse held their breath.
-
-“_Dare_ not?” says the pock-marked man. And he reached forward slow and
-took that spider in his hand, and crushed it there, and wiped his hand
-along his pants leg. “Dare not? _Yes, but we dare_. The only question for
-us men here is whether we dare to let you go free.”
-
-“Your defence of lynching,” says Doctor Kirby, “shows that you, at
-least, are a man who can think. Tell me what I am accused of?”
-
-And then the trial begun in earnest.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX
-
-
-The doctor acted as his own lawyer, and the pock-marked man, whose name
-was Grimes, as the lawyer agin us. You could see that crowd had made up
-its mind before-hand, and was only giving us what they called a trial
-to satisfy their own conscience. But the fight was betwixt Grimes and
-Doctor Kirby the hull way through.
-
-One witness was a feller that had been in the hotel at Cottonville the
-night we struck that place. We had drunk some of his licker.
-
-“This man admitted himself that he was here to turn the niggers white,”
- said the witness.
-
-Doctor Kirby had told 'em what kind of medicine he was selling. We both
-remembered it. We both had to admit it.
-
-The next witness was the feller that run the tavern at Bairdstown. He
-had with him, fur proof, a bottle of the stuff we had brought with us.
-He told how we had went away and left it there that very morning.
-
-Another witness told of seeing the doctor talking in the road to that
-there nigger bishop. Which any one could of seen it easy enough, fur
-they wasn't nothing secret about it. We had met him by accident. But you
-could see it made agin us.
-
-Another witness says he lives not fur from that Big Bethel church.
-He says he has noticed the niggers was worked up about something fur
-several days. They are keeping the cause of it secret. He went over to
-Big Bethel church the night before, he said, and he listened outside one
-of the windows to find out what kind of doctrine that crazy bishop was
-preaching to them. They was all so worked up, and the power was with
-'em so strong, and they was so excited they wouldn't of hearn an army
-marching by. He had hearn the bishop deliver a message to his flock from
-the Messiah. He had seen him go wild, afterward, and preach an equality
-sermon. That was the lying message the old bishop had took to 'em, and
-that Sam had told us about. But how was this feller to know it was a
-lie? He believed in it, and he told it in a straight-ahead way that
-would make any one see he was telling the truth as he thought it to be.
-
-Then they was six other witnesses. All had been in the gang that lynched
-the nigger that day. That nigger had confessed his crime before he was
-lynched. He had told how the niggers had been expecting of a Messiah fur
-several days, and how the doctor was him. He had died a-preaching and
-a-prophesying and thinking to the last minute maybe he was going to get
-took up in a chariot of fire.
-
-Things kept looking worse and worse fur us. They had the story as the
-niggers thought it to be. They thought the doctor had deliberately
-represented himself as such, instead of which the doctor had refused to
-be represented as that there Messiah. More than that, he had never
-sold a bottle of that medicine. He had flung the idea of selling it way
-behind him jest as soon as he seen what the situation really was in the
-black counties. He had even despised himself fur going into it. But the
-looks of things was all the other way.
-
-Then the doctor give his own testimony.
-
-“Gentlemen,” he says, “it is true that I came down here to try out that
-stuff in the bottle there, and see if a market could be worked up
-for it. It is also true that, after I came here and discovered what
-conditions were, I decided not to sell the stuff. I didn't sell any.
-About this Messiah business I know very little more than you do. The
-situation was created, and I blundered into it. I sent the negroes word
-that I was not the person they expected. The bishop lied to them. That
-is my whole story.”
-
-But they didn't believe him. Fur it was jest what he would of said if he
-had been guilty, as they thought him. And then Grimes gets up and says:
-
-“Gentlemen, I demand for this prisoner the penalty of death.
-
-“He has lent himself to a situation calculated to disturb in this county
-the peaceful domination of the black race by the white.
-
-“He is a Northern man. But that is not against him. If this were a case
-where leniency were possible, it should count for him, as indicating an
-ignorance of the gravity of conditions which confront us here, every day
-and all the time. If he were my own brother, I would still demand his
-death.
-
-“Lest he should think my attitude dictated by any lingering sectional
-prejudice, I may tell him what you all know--you people among whom I
-have lived for thirty years--that I am a Northern man myself.
-
-“The negro who was lynched to-day might never have committed the crime
-he did had not the wild, disturbing dream of equality been stirring in
-his brain. Every speech, every look, every action which encourages that
-idea is a crime. In this county, where the blacks outnumber us, we must
-either rule as masters or be submerged.
-
-“This man is still believed by the negroes to possess some miraculous
-power. He is therefore doubly dangerous. As a sharp warning to them
-he must die. His death will do more toward ending the trouble he has
-prepared than the death of a dozen negroes.
-
-“And as God is my witness, I speak and act not through passion, but from
-the dictates of conscience.”
-
-He meant it, Grimes did. And when he set down they was a hush. And then
-Will, the chairman, begun to call the roll.
-
-I never been much of a person to have bad dreams or nightmares or things
-like that. But ever since that night in that schoolhouse, if I do have a
-nightmare, it takes the shape of that roll being called. Every word was
-like a spade grating and gritting in damp gravel when a grave is dug. It
-sounded so to me.
-
-“Samuel Palmour, how do you vote?” that chairman would say.
-
-Samuel Palmour, or whoever it was, would hist himself to his feet, and
-he would say something like this:
-
-“Death.”
-
-He wouldn't say it joyous. He wouldn't say it mad. He would be pale when
-he said it, mebby--and mebby trembling. But he would say it like it was
-a duty he had to do, that couldn't be got out of. That there trial had
-lasted so long they wasn't hot blood left in nobody jest then--only cold
-blood, and determination and duty and principle.
-
-“Buck Hightower,” says the chairman, “how do you vote?”
-
-“Death,” says Buck; “death for the man. But say, can't we jest _lick_ the
-kid and turn him loose?”
-
-And so it went, up one side the room and down the other. Grimes had
-showed 'em all their duty. Not but what they had intended to do it
-before Grimes spoke. But he had put it in such a way they seen it was
-something with even _more_ principle to it than they had thought it was
-before.
-
-“Billy Harden,” says the chairman, “how do you vote?” Billy was the last
-of the bunch. And most had voted fur death. Billy, he opened his mouth
-and he squared himself away to orate some. But jest as he done so, the
-door opened and Old Daddy Withers stepped in. He had been gone so long
-I had plumb forgot him. Right behind him was a tall, spare feller, with
-black eyes and straight iron-gray hair.
-
-“I vote,” says Billy Harden, beginning of his speech, “I vote for death.
-The reason upon which I base--”
-
-But Doctor Kirby riz up and interrupted him.
-
-“You are going to kill me,” he said. He was pale but he was quiet, and
-he spoke as calm and steady as he ever done in his life. “You are going
-to kill me like the crowd of sneaking cowards that you are. And you _are_
-such cowards that you've talked two hours about it, instead of doing it.
-And I'll tell you why you've talked so much: because no _one_ of you alone
-would dare to do it, and every man of you in the end wants to go away
-thinking that the other fellow had the biggest share in it. And no _one_
-of you will fire the gun or pull the rope--you'll do it _all together_, in
-a crowd, because each one will want to tell himself he only touched the
-rope, or that _his gun_ missed.
-
-“I know you, by God!” he shouted, flushing up into a passion--and it
-brought blood into their faces, too--“I know you right down to your
-roots, better than you know yourselves.”
-
-He was losing hold of himself, and roaring like a bull and flinging out
-taunts that made 'em squirm. If he wanted the thing over quick, he
-was taking jest the way to warm 'em up to it. But I don't think he was
-figgering on anything then, or had any plan up his sleeve. He had made
-up his mind he was going to die, and he was so mad because he couldn't
-get in one good lick first that he was nigh crazy. I looked to see him
-lose all sense in a minute, and rush amongst them guns and end it in a
-whirl.
-
-But jest as I figgered he was on his tiptoes fur that, and was getting
-up my own sand, he throwed a look my way. And something sobered him. He
-stood there digging his finger nails into the palms of his hands fur a
-minute, to get himself back. And when he spoke he was sort of husky.
-
-“That boy there,” he says. And then he stops and kind of chokes up. And
-in a minute he was begging fur me. He tells 'em I wasn't mixed up in
-nothing. He wouldn't of done it fur himself, but he begged fur me.
-Nobody had paid much attention to me from the first, except Buck
-Hightower had put in a good word fur me. But somehow the doctor had got
-the crowd listening to him agin, and they all looked at me. It got next
-to me. I seen by the way they was looking, and I felt it in the air,
-that they was going to let me off.
-
-But Doctor Kirby, he had always been my friend. It made me sore fur to
-see him thinking I wasn't with him. So I says:
-
-“You better can that line of talk. They don't get you without they get
-me, too. You orter know I ain't a quitter. You give me a pain.”
-
-And the doctor and me stood and looked at each other fur a minute. He
-grinned at me, and all of a sudden we was neither one of us much giving
-a whoop, fur it had come to us both at oncet what awful good friends we
-was with each other.
-
-But jest then they come a slow, easy-going sort of a voice from the
-back part of the room. That feller that had come in along with Old Daddy
-Withers come sauntering down the middle aisle, fumbling in his coat
-pocket, and speaking as he come.
-
-“I've been hearing a great deal of talk about killing people in the last
-few minutes,” he says.
-
-Everybody rubbered at him.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI
-
-
-There was something sort of careless in his voice, like he had jest
-dropped in to see a show, and it had come to him sudden that he would
-enjoy himself fur a minute or two taking part in it. But he wasn't going
-to get _too_ worked up about it, either, fur the show might end by making
-him tired, after all.
-
-As he come down the aisle fumbling in his coat, he stopped and begun to
-slap all his pockets. Then his face cleared, and he dived into a
-vest pocket. Everybody looked like they thought he was going to pull
-something important out of it. But he didn't. All he pulled out was jest
-one of these here little ordinary red books of cigarette papers. Then
-he dived fur some loose tobacco, and begun to roll one. I noticed his
-fingers was long and white and slim and quick. But not excited fingers;
-only the kind that seems to say as much as talking says.
-
-He licked his cigarette, and then he sauntered ahead, looking up. As
-he looked up the light fell full on his face fur the first time. He had
-high cheek bones and iron-gray hair which he wore rather long, and very
-black eyes. As he lifted his head and looked close at Doctor Kirby, a
-change went over both their faces. Doctor Kirby's mouth opened like he
-was going to speak. So did the other feller's. One side of his mouth
-twitched into something that was too surprised to be a grin, and one of
-his black eyebrows lifted itself up at the same time. But neither him
-nor Doctor Kirby spoke.
-
-He stuck his cigarette into his mouth and turned sideways from Doctor
-Kirby, like he hadn't noticed him pertic'ler. And he turns to the
-chairman.
-
-“Will,” he says. And everybody listens. You could see they all knowed
-him, and that they all respected him too, by the way they was waiting
-to hear what he would say to Will. But they was all impatient and eager,
-too, and they wouldn't wait very long, although now they was hushing
-each other and leaning forward.
-
-“Will,” he says, very polite and quiet, “can I trouble you for a match?”
-
-And everybody let go their breath. Some with a snort, like they knowed
-they was being trifled with, and it made 'em sore. His eyebrows goes up
-agin, like it was awful impolite in folks to snort that-away, and he is
-surprised to hear it. And Will, he digs fur a match and finds her and
-passes her over. He lights his cigarette, and he draws a good inhale,
-and he blows the smoke out like it done him a heap of good. He sees
-something so interesting in that little cloud of smoke that everybody
-else looks at it, too.
-
-“Do I understand,” he says, “that some one is going to lynch some one,
-or something of that sort?”
-
-“That's about the size of it, colonel,” says Will.
-
-“Um!” he says, “What for?”
-
-Then everybody starts to talk all at once, half of them jumping to their
-feet, and making a perfect hullabaloo of explanations you couldn't get
-no sense out of. In the midst of which the colonel takes a chair and
-sets down and crosses one leg over the other, swinging the loose foot
-and smiling very patient. Which Will remembers he is chairman of that
-meeting and pounds fur order.
-
-“Thank you, Will,” says the colonel, like getting order was a personal
-favour to him. Then Billy Harden gets the floor, and squares away fur a
-longwinded speech telling why. But Buck Hightower jumps up impatient and
-says:
-
-“We've been through all that, Billy. That man there has been tried and
-found guilty, colonel, and there's only one thing to do--string him up.”
-
-“Buck, _I_ wouldn't,” says the colonel, very mild.
-
-But that there man Grimes gets up very sober and steady and says:
-
-“Colonel, you don't understand.” And he tells him the hull thing as
-he believed it to be--why they has voted the doctor must die, the room
-warming up agin as he talks, and the colonel listening very interested.
-But you could see by the looks of him that colonel wouldn't never be
-interested so much in anything but himself, and his own way of doing
-things. In a way he was like a feller that enjoys having one part
-of himself stand aside and watch the play-actor game another part of
-himself is acting out.
-
-“Grimes,” he says, when the pock-marked man finishes, “I wouldn't. I
-really wouldn't.”
-
-“Colonel,” says Grimes, showing his knowledge that they are all standing
-solid behind him, “_we will!_”
-
-“Ah,” says the colonel, his eyebrows going up, and his face lighting
-up like he is really beginning to enjoy himself and is glad he come,
-“indeed!”
-
-“Yes,” says Grimes, “_we will!_”
-
-“But not,” says the colonel, “before we have talked the thing over a
-bit, I hope?”
-
-“There's been too much talk here now,” yells Buck Hightower, “talk,
-talk, till, by God, I'm sick of it! Where's that _rope_?”
-
-“But, listen to him--listen to the colonel!” some one else sings
-out. And then they was another hullabaloo, some yelling “no!” And the
-colonel, very patient, rolls himself another smoke and lights it from
-the butt of the first one. But finally they quiets down enough so Will
-can put it to a vote. Which vote goes fur the colonel to speak.
-
-“Boys,” he begins very quiet, “I wouldn't lynch this man. In the first
-place it will look bad in the newspapers, and--”
-
-“The newspapers be d---d!” says some one.
-
-“And in the second place,” goes on the colonel, “it would be against the
-law, and--”
-
-“The law be d----d!” says Buck Hightower.
-
-“There's a higher law!” says Grimes.
-
-“Against the law,” says the colonel, rising up and throwing away his
-cigarette, and getting interested.
-
-“I know how you feel about all this negro business. And I feel the same
-way. We all know that we must be the negros' masters. Grimes there found
-that out when he came South, and the idea pleased him so he hasn't been
-able to talk about anything else since. Grimes has turned into what the
-Northern newspapers think a typical Southerner is.
-
-“Boys, this thing of lynching gets to be a habit. There's been a negro
-lynched to-day. He's the third in this county in five years. They all
-needed killing. If the thing stopped there I wouldn't care so much. But
-the habit of illegal killing grows when it gets started.
-
-“It's grown on you. You're fixing to lynch your first white man now. If
-you do, you'll lynch another easier. You'll lynch one for murder and the
-next for stealing hogs and the next because he's unpopular and the next
-because he happens to dun you for a debt. And in five years life will
-be as cheap in Watson County as it is in a New York slum where they feed
-immigrants to the factories. You'll all be toting guns and grudges and
-trying to lynch each other.
-
-“The place to stop the thing is where it starts. You can't have it both
-ways--you've got to stand pat on the law, or else see the law spit on
-right and left, in the end, and _nobody_ safe. It's either law or--”
-
-“But,” says Grimes, “there's a higher law than that on the statute
-books. There's--”
-
-“There's a lot of flub-dub,” says the colonel, “about higher laws and
-unwritten laws. But we've got high enough law written if we live up to
-it. There's--”
-
-“Colonel Tom Buckner,” says Buck Hightower, “what kind of law was it
-when you shot Ed Howard fifteen years ago? What--”
-
-“You're out of order,” says the chairman, “Colonel Buckner has the
-floor. And I'll remind you, Buck Hightower, that, on the occasion you
-drag in, Colonel Buckner didn't do any talking about higher laws or
-unwritten laws. He sent word to the sheriff to come and get him if he
-dared.”
-
-“Boys,” says the colonel, “I'm preaching you higher doctrine than I've
-lived by, and I've made no claim to be better or more moral than any of
-you. I'm not. I'm in the same boat with all of you, and I tell you
-it's up to _all_ of us to stop lynchings in this county--to set our faces
-against it. I tell you--”
-
-“Is that all you've got to say to us, colonel?”
-
-The question come out of a group that had drawed nearer together
-whilst the colonel was talking. They was tired of listening to talk and
-arguments, and showed it.
-
-The colonel stopped speaking short when they flung that question at him.
-His face changed. He turned serious all over. And he let loose jest one
-word:
-
-“_No_!”
-
-Not very loud, but with a ring in it that sounded like danger. And he
-got 'em waiting agin, and hanging on his words.
-
-“No!” he repeats, louder, “not all. I have this to say to you--”
-
-And he paused agin, pointing one long white finger at the crowd--
-
-“_If you lynch this man you must kill me first!_”
-
-I couldn't get away from thinking, as he stood there making them take
-that in, that they was something like a play-actor about him. But he was
-in earnest, and he would play it to the end, fur he liked the feelings
-it made circulate through his frame. And they saw he was in earnest.
-
-“You'll lynch him, will you?” he says, a kind of passion getting into
-his voice fur the first time, and his eyes glittering. “You think you
-will? Well, you _won't_!
-
-“You won't because _I_ say _not_. Do you hear? I came here to-night to
-save him.
-
-“You might string _him_ up and not be called to account for it. But how
-about _me_?”
-
-He took a step forward, and, looking from face to face with a dare in
-his eyes, he went on:
-
-“Is there a man among you fool enough to think you could kill Tom
-Buckner and not pay for it?”
-
-He let 'em all think of that for jest another minute before he spoke
-agin. His face was as white as a piece of paper, and his nostrils was
-working, but everything else about him was quiet. He looked the master
-of them all as he stood there, Colonel Tom Buckner did--straight and
-splendid and keen. And they felt the danger in him, and they felt jest
-how fur he would go, now he was started.
-
-“You didn't want to listen to me a bit ago,” he said. “Now you must.
-Listen and choose. You can't kill that man unless you kill me too.
-
-“_Try it, if you think you can!_”
-
-He reached over and took from the teacher's desk the sheet of paper Will
-had used to check off the name of each man and how he voted. He held it
-up in front of him and every man looked at it.
-
-“You know me,” he says. “You know I do not break my word. And I promise
-you that unless you do kill me here tonight--yes, as God is my witness,
-I _threaten_ you--I will spend every dollar I own and every atom of
-influence I possess to bring each one of you to justice for that man's
-murder.”
-
-They knowed, that crowd did, that killing a man like Colonel Buckner--a
-leader and a big man in that part of the state--was a different
-proposition from killing a stranger like Doctor Kirby. The sense of what
-it would mean to kill Colonel Buckner was sinking into 'em, and showing
-on their faces. And no one could look at him standing there, with his
-determination blazing out of him, and not understand that unless they
-did kill him as well as Doctor Kirby he'd do jest what he said.
-
-“I told you,” he said, not raising his voice, but dropping it, and
-making it somehow come creeping nearer to every one by doing that, “I
-told you the first white man you lynched would lead to other lynchings.
-Let me show you what you're up against to-night.
-
-“Kill the man and the boy here, and you must kill me. Kill me, and you
-must kill Old Man Withers, too.”
-
-Every one turned toward the door as he mentioned Old Man Withers. He had
-never been very far into the room.
-
-“Oh, he's gone,” said Colonel Tom, as they turned toward the door, and
-then looked at each other. “Gone home. Gone home with the name of every
-man present. Don't you see you'd have to kill Old Man Withers too, if
-you killed me? And then, _his wife_! And then--how many more?
-
-“Do you see it widen--that pool of blood? Do you see it spread and
-spread?”
-
-He looked down at the floor, like he really seen it there. He had 'em
-going now. They showed it.
-
-“If you shed one drop,” he went on, “you must shed more. Can't you see
-it--widening and deepening, widening and deepening, till you're wading
-knee deep in it--till it climbs to your waists--till it climbs to your
-throats and chokes you?”
-
-It was a horrible idea, the way he played that there pool of blood and
-he shuddered like he felt it climbing up himself. And they felt it. A
-few men can't kill a hull, dern county and get away with it. The way he
-put it that's what they was up against.
-
-“Now,” says Colonel Tom, “what man among you wants to start it?”
-
-Nobody moved. He waited a minute. Still nobody moved. They all looked
-at him. It was awful plain jest where they would have to begin. It was
-awful plain jest what it would all end up in. And I guess when they
-looked at him standing there, so fine and straight and splendid, it jest
-seemed plumb unpossible to make a move. There was a spirit in him that
-couldn't be killed. Doctor Kirby said afterward that was what come of
-being real “quality,” which was what Colonel Tom was--it was that in him
-that licked 'em. It was the best part of their own selves, and the best
-part of their own country, speaking out of him to them, that done it.
-Mebby so. Anyhow, after a minute more of that strain, a feller by the
-door picks up his gun out of the corner with a scrape, and hists it to
-his shoulder and walks out. And then Colonel Tom says to Will, with his
-eyebrow going up, and that one-sided grin coming onto his face agin:
-
-“Will, perhaps a motion to adjourn would be in order?”
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII
-
-
-So many different kinds of feeling had been chasing around inside of me
-that I had numb spots in my emotional ornaments and intellectual organs.
-The room cleared out of everybody but Doctor Kirby and Colonel Tom and
-me. But the sound of the crowd going into the road, and their footsteps
-dying away, and then after that their voices quitting, all made but very
-little sense to me. I could scarcely realize that the danger was over.
-
-I hadn't been paying much attention to Doctor Kirby while the colonel
-was making that grandstand play of his'n, and getting away with it.
-Doctor Kirby was setting in his chair with his head sort of sunk on his
-chest. I guess he was having a hard time himself to realize that all
-the danger was past. But mebby it wasn't that--he looked like he might
-really of forgot where he was fur a minute, and might be thinking of
-something that had happened a long time ago.
-
-The colonel was leaning up agin the teacher's desk, smoking and looking
-at Doctor Kirby. Doctor Kirby turns around toward the colonel.
-
-“You have saved my life,” he says, getting up out of his chair, like
-he had a notion to step over and thank him fur it, but was somehow not
-quite sure how that would be took.
-
-The colonel looks at him silent fur a second, and then he says, without
-smiling:
-
-“Do you flatter yourself it was because I think it worth anything?”
-
-The doctor don't answer, and then the colonel says:
-
-“Has it occurred to you that I may have saved it because I want it?”
-
-“_Want_ it?”
-
-“Do you know of any one who has a better right to _take_ it than I have?
-Perhaps I saved it because it _belongs_ to me--do you suppose I want any
-one else to kill what I have the best right to kill?”
-
-“Tom,” says Doctor Kirby, really puzzled, to judge from his actions, “I
-don't understand what makes you say you have the right to take my life.”
-
-“Dave, where is my sister buried?” asts Colonel Tom.
-
-“Buried?” says Doctor Kirby. “My God, Tom, is she _dead_?”
-
-“I ask you,” says Colonel Tom.
-
-“And I ask you,” says Doctor Kirby.
-
-And they looked at each other, both wonderized, and trying to
-understand. And it busted on me all at oncet who them two men really
-was.
-
-I orter knowed it sooner. When the colonel was first called Colonel Tom
-Buckner it struck me I knowed the name, and knowed something about it.
-But things which was my own consarns was attracting my attention so hard
-I couldn't remember what it was I orter know about that name. Then I
-seen him and Doctor Kirby knowed each other when they got that first
-square look. That orter of put me on the track, that and a lot of other
-things that had happened before. But I didn't piece things together like
-I orter done.
-
-It wasn't until Colonel Tom Buckner called him “Dave” and ast him about
-his sister that I seen who Doctor Kirby must really be.
-
-_He was that there david armstrong!_
-
-And the brother of the girl he had run off with had jest saved his life.
-By the way he was talking, he had saved it simply because he thought he
-had the first call on what to do with it.
-
-“Where is she?” asts Colonel Tom.
-
-“I ask you,” says Doctor Kirby--or David Armstrong--agin.
-
-Well, I thinks to myself, here is where Daniel puts one acrost the
-plate. And I breaks in:
-
-“You both got another guess coming,” I says. “She ain't buried
-anywheres. She ain't even dead. She's living in a little town in Indiany
-called Athens--or she was about eighteen months ago.”
-
-They both looks at me like they thinks I am crazy.
-
-“What do you know about it?” says Doctor Kirby.
-
-“Are you David Armstrong?” says I.
-
-“Yes,” says he.
-
-“Well,” I says, “you spent four or five days within a stone's throw of
-her a year ago last summer, and she knowed it was you and hid herself
-away from you.”
-
-Then I tells them about how I first happened to hear of David Armstrong,
-and all I had hearn from Martha. And how I had stayed at the Davises
-in Tennessee and got some more of the same story from George, the old
-nigger there.
-
-“But, Danny,” says the doctor, “why didn't you tell me all this?”
-
-I was jest going to say that not knowing he was that there David
-Armstrong I didn't think it any of his business, when Colonel Tom, he
-says to Doctor Kirby--I mean to David Armstrong:
-
-“Why should you be concerned as to her whereabouts? You ruined her life
-and then deserted her.”
-
-Doctor Kirby--I mean David Armstrong--stands there with the blood going
-up his face into his forehead slow and red.
-
-“Tom,” he says, “you and I seem to be working at cross purposes. Maybe
-it would help some if you would tell me just how badly you think I
-treated Lucy.”
-
-“You ruined her life, and then deserted her,” says Colonel Tom agin,
-looking at him hard.
-
-“I _didn't_ desert her,” said Doctor Kirby. “She got disgusted and left
-_me_. Left me without a chance to explain myself. As far as ruining her
-life is concerned, I suppose that when I married her--”
-
-“Married her!” cries out the colonel. And David Armstrong stares at him
-with his mouth open.
-
-“My God! Tom,” he says, “did you think--?”
-
-And they both come to another standstill. And then they talked some more
-and only got more mixed up than ever. Fur the doctor thinks she has left
-him, and Colonel Tom thinks he has left her.
-
-“Tom,” says the doctor, “suppose you let me tell my story, and you'll
-see why Lucy left me.”
-
-Him and Colonel Tom had been chums together when they went through
-Princeton, it seems--I picked that up from the talk and some of his
-story I learned afterward. He had come from Ohio in the beginning, and
-his dad had had considerable money. Which he had enjoyed spending of it,
-and when he was a young feller never liked to work at nothing else. It
-suited him. Colonel Tom, he was considerable like him in that way. So
-they was good pals when they was to that school together. They both quit
-about the same time. A couple of years after that, when they was
-both about twenty-five or six years old, they run acrost each other
-accidental in New York one autumn.
-
-The doctor, he was there figgering on going to work at something or
-other, but they was so many things to do he was finding it hard to make
-a choice. His father was dead by that time, and looking fur a job in
-New York, the way he had been doing it, was awful expensive, and he was
-running short of money. His father had let him spend so much whilst
-he was alive he was very disappointed to find out he couldn't keep on
-forever looking fur work that-a-way.
-
-So Colonel Tom says why not come down home into Tennessee with him fur
-a while, and they will both try and figger out what he orter go to work
-at. It was the fall of the year, and they was purty good hunting around
-there where Colonel Tom lived, and Dave hadn't never been South any, and
-so he goes. He figgers he better take a good, long vacation, anyhow. Fur
-if he goes to work that winter or the next spring, and ties up with some
-job that keeps him in an office, there may be months and months pass by
-before he has another chance at a vacation. That is the worst part of a
-job--I found that out myself--you never can tell when you are going to
-get shut of it, once you are fool enough to start in.
-
-In Tennessee he had met Miss Lucy. Which her wedding to Prent McMakin
-was billed fur to come off about the first of November, jest a month
-away.
-
-“I don't know whether I ever told you or not,” says the doctor, “but I
-was engaged to be married myself, Tom, when I went down to your place.
-That was what started all the trouble.
-
-“You know engagements are like vaccination--sometimes they take, and
-sometimes they don't. Of course, I had thought at one time I was in love
-with this girl I was engaged to. When I found out I wasn't, I should
-have told her so right away. But I didn't. I thought that she would
-get tired of me after a while and turn me loose. I gave her plenty of
-chances to turn me loose. I wanted her to break the engagement instead
-of me. But she wouldn't take the hints. She hung on like an Ohio Grand
-Army veteran to a country post-office. About half the time I didn't read
-her letters, and about nineteen twentieths of the time I didn't answer
-them. They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. But it isn't
-so--it makes them all the fonder of you. I got into the habit of
-thinking that while Emma might be engaged to me, I wasn't engaged to
-Emma. Not but what Emma was a nice girl, you know, but--
-
-“Well, I met Lucy. We fell in love with each other. It just happened.
-I kept intending to write to the other girl and tell her plainly that
-everything was off. But I kept postponing it. It seemed like a deuce of
-a hard job to tackle.
-
-“But, finally, I did write her. That was the very day Lucy promised to
-throw Prent McMakin over and marry me. You know how determined all your
-people were that Lucy should marry McMakin, Tom. They had brought her up
-with the idea that she was going to, and, of course, she was bored with
-him for that reason.
-
-“We decided the best plan would be to slip away quietly and get married.
-We knew it would raise a row. But there was bound to be a row anyhow
-when they found she intended to marry me instead of McMakin. So we
-figured we might just as well be away from there.
-
-“We left your place early on the morning of October 31, 1888--do you
-remember the date, Tom? We took the train for Clarksville, Tennessee,
-and got there about two o'clock that afternoon. I suppose you have been
-in that interesting centre of the tobacco industry. If you have you may
-remember that the courthouse of Montgomery County is right across the
-street from the best hotel. I got a license and a preacher without any
-trouble, and we were married in the hotel parlour that afternoon. One of
-the hotel clerks and the county clerk himself were the witnesses.
-
-“We went to Cincinnati and from there to Chicago. There we got rooms out
-on the South Side--Hyde Park, they called it. And I got me a job. I had
-some money left, but not enough to buy kohinoors and race-horses with.
-Beside, I really wanted to get to work--wanted it for the first time
-in my life. You remember young Clayton in our class? He and some other
-enterprising citizens had a building and loan association. Such things
-are no doubt immoral, but I went to work for him.
-
-“We had been in Chicago a week when Lucy wrote home what she had done,
-and begged forgiveness for being so abrupt about it. At least, I suppose
-that is what she wrote. It was--”
-
-“I remember exactly what she wrote,” says Colonel Tom.
-
-“I never knew exactly,” says the doctor. “The same mail that brought
-word from you that your grandfather had had some sort of a stroke, as a
-consequence of our elopement, brought also two letters from Emma. They
-had been forwarded from New York to Tennessee, and you had forwarded
-them to Chicago.
-
-“Those letters began the trouble. You see, I hadn't told Emma when I
-wrote breaking off the engagement that I was going to get married the
-next day. And Emma hadn't received my letter, or else had made up her
-mind to ignore it. Anyhow, those letters were regular love-letters.
-
-“I hadn't really read one of Emma's letters for months. But somehow
-I couldn't help reading these. I had forgotten what a gift for the
-expression of sentiment Emma had. She fairly revelled in it, Tom. Those
-letters were simply writhing with clinging female adjectives. They
-_squirmed_ with affection.
-
-“You may remember that Lucy was a rather jealous sort of a person.
-Right in the midst of her alarm and grief and self-reproach over her
-grandfather, and in the midst of my efforts to comfort her, she spied
-the feminine handwriting on those two letters. I had glanced through
-them hurriedly, and laid them on the table.
-
-“Tom, I was in bad. The dates on them, you know, were so _recent_. I
-didn't want Lucy to read them. But I didn't dare to _act_ as if I didn't
-want her to. So I handed them over.
-
-“I suppose--to a bride who had only been married a little more than a
-week--and who had hurt her grandfather nearly to death in the marrying,
-those letters must have sounded rather odd. I tried to explain. But
-all my explanations only seemed to make the case worse for me. Lucy was
-furiously jealous. We really had a devil of a row before we were through
-with it. I tried to tell her that I loved no one but her. She pointed
-out that I must have said much the same sort of thing to Emma. She said
-she was almost as sorry for Emma as she was for herself. When Lucy
-got through with me, Tom, I looked like thirty cents and felt like
-twenty-five of that was plugged.
-
-“I didn't have sense enough to know that it was most of it grief over
-her grandfather, and nerves and hysteria, and the fact that she was
-only eighteen years old and lonely, and that being a bride had a certain
-amount to do with it. She had told me that I was a beast, and made me
-feel like one; and I took the whole thing hard and believed her. I made
-a fine, five-act tragedy out of a jealous fit I might have softened into
-comedy if I had had the wit.
-
-“I wasn't so very old myself, and I hadn't ever been married before. I
-should have kept my mouth shut until it was all over, and then when she
-began to cry I should have coaxed her up and made her feel like I was
-the only solid thing to hang on to in the whole world.
-
-“But the bottom had dropped out of the universe for me. She had said she
-hated me. I was fool enough to believe her. I went downtown and began
-to drink. I come home late that night. The poor girl had been waiting up
-for me--waiting for hours, and becoming more and more frightened when I
-didn't show up. She was over her jealous fit, I suppose. If I had come
-home in good shape, or in anything like it, we would have made up then
-and there. But my condition stopped all that. I wasn't so drunk but that
-I saw her face change when she let me in. She was disgusted.
-
-“In the morning I was sick and feverish. I was more than disgusted with
-myself. I was in despair. If she had hated me before--and she had said
-she did--what must she do now? It seemed to me that I had sunk so far
-beneath her that it would take years to get back. It didn't seem worth
-while making any plea for myself. You see, I was young and had serious
-streaks all through me. So when she told me that she had written home
-again, and was going back--was going to leave me, I didn't see that
-it was only a bluff. I didn't see that she was really only waiting to
-forgive me, if I gave her a chance. I started downtown to the building
-and loan office, wondering when she would leave, and if there was
-anything I could do to make her change her mind. I must repeat again
-that I was a fool--that I needed only to speak one word, had I but known
-it.
-
-“If I had gone straight to work, everything might have come around all
-right even then. But I didn't. I had that what's-the-use feeling. And I
-stopped in at the Palmer House bar to get something to sort of pull me
-together.
-
-“While I was there, who should come up to the bar and order a drink but
-Prent McMakin.”
-
-“Yes!” says Colonel Tom, as near excited as he ever got.
-
-“Yes,” says Armstrong, “nobody else. We saw each other in the mirror
-behind the bar. I don't know whether you ever noticed it or not, Tom,
-but McMakin's eyes had a way of looking almost like cross-eyes when he
-was startled or excited. They were a good deal too near together at any
-time. He gave me such a look when our eyes met in the mirror that, for
-an instant, I thought that he intended to do me some mischief--shoot me,
-you know, for taking his bride-to-be away from him, or some fool thing
-like that. But as we turned toward each other I saw he had no intention
-of that sort.”
-
-“Hadn't he?” says Colonel Tom, mighty interested.
-
-“No,” says the doctor, looking at Colonel Tom very puzzled, “did you
-think he had?”
-
-“Yes, I did,” says the colonel, right thoughtful.
-
-“On the contrary,” says Armstrong, “we had a drink together. And he
-congratulated me. Made me quite a little speech, in fact; one of the
-flowery kind, you know, Tom, and said that he bore me no rancour, and
-all that.”
-
-“The deuce he did!” says Colonel Tom, very low, like he was talking to
-himself. “And then what?”
-
-“Then,” says the doctor, “then--let me see--it's all a long time ago,
-you know, and McMakin's part in the whole thing isn't really important.”
-
-“I'm not so sure it isn't important,” says the colonel, “but go on.”
-
-“Then,” says Armstrong, “we had another drink together. In fact, a
-lot of them. We got awfully friendly. And like a fool I told him of my
-quarrel with Lucy.”
-
-“_Like_ a fool,” says Colonel Tom, nodding his head. “Go on.”
-
-“There isn't much more to tell,” says the doctor, “except that I made
-a worse idiot of myself yet, and left McMakin about two o'clock in the
-afternoon, as near as I can recollect. Somewhere about ten o'clock that
-night I went home. Lucy was gone. I haven't seen her since.”
-
-“Dave,” says Colonel Tom, “did McMakin happen to mention to you, that
-day, just why he was in Chicago?”
-
-“I suppose so,” says the doctor. “I don't know. Maybe not. That was
-twenty years ago. Why?”
-
-“Because,” says Colonel Tom, very grim and quiet, “because your first
-thought as to his intention when he met you in the bar was _my_ idea
-also. I thought he went to Chicago to settle with you. You see, I got to
-Chicago that same afternoon.”
-
-“The same day?”
-
-“Yes. We were to have come together. But I missed the train, and he got
-there a day ahead of me. He was waiting at the hotel for me to join him,
-and then we were going to look you up together. He found you first and I
-never did find you.”
-
-“But I don't exactly understand,” says the doctor. “You say he had the
-idea of shooting me.”
-
-“I don't understand everything myself,” says Colonel Tom. “But I do
-understand that Prent McMakin must have played some sort of a two-faced
-game. He never said a word to me about having seen you.
-
-“Listen,” he goes on. “When you and Lucy ran away it nearly killed our
-grandfather. In fact, it finally did kill him. When we got Lucy's letter
-that told you were in Chicago I went up to bring her back home. We
-didn't know what we were going to do, McMakin and I, but we were both
-agreed that you needed killing. And he swore that he would marry Lucy
-anyhow, even--”
-
-“_Marry her!_” sings out the doctor, “but we _were_ married.”
-
-“Dave,” Colonel Tom says very slow and steady, “you keep _saying_ you were
-married. But it's strange--it's right _strange_ about that marriage.”
-
-And he looked at the doctor hard and close, like he would drag the truth
-out of him, and the doctor met his look free and open. You would of
-thought Colonel Tom was saying with his look: “You _must_ tell me the
-truth.” And the doctor with his was answering: “I _have_ told you the
-truth.”
-
-“But, Tom,” says the doctor, “that letter she wrote you from Chicago
-must--”
-
-“Do you know what Lucy wrote?” interrupts Colonel Tom. “I remember
-exactly. It was simply: '_Forgive me. I loved him so. I am happy. I know
-it is wrong, but I love him so you must forgive me_.'”
-
-“But couldn't you tell from _that_ we were married?” cries out the doctor.
-
-“She didn't mention it,” says Colonel Tom.
-
-“She supposed that her own family had enough faith in her to take it for
-granted,” says the doctor, very scornful, his face getting red.
-
-“But wait, Dave,” says Colonel Tom, quiet and cool. “Don't bluster with
-me. There are still a lot of things to be explained. And that marriage
-is one of them.
-
-“To go back a bit. You say you got to the house somewhere around ten
-o'clock that evening and found Lucy gone. Do you remember the day of the
-month?”
-
-“It was November 14, 1888.”
-
-“Exactly,” says Colonel Tom. “I got to Chicago at six o'clock of that
-very day. And I went at once to the address in Lucy's letter. I got
-there between seven and eight o'clock. She was gone. My thought was that
-you must have got wind of my coming and persuaded her to leave with you
-in order to avoid me--although I didn't see how you could know when I
-would get there, either, when I thought it over.”
-
-“And you have never seen her since,” says Armstrong, pondering.
-
-“I _have_ seen her since,” says Colonel Tom, “and that is one thing that
-makes me say your story needs further explanation.”
-
-“But where--when--did you see her?” asts the doctor, mighty excited.
-
-“I am coming to that. I went back home again. And in July of the next
-year I heard from her.”
-
-“Heard from her?”
-
-“By letter. She was in Galesburg, Illinois, if you know where that is.
-She was living there alone. And she was almost destitute. I wrote her to
-come home. She would not. But she had to live. I got rid of some of our
-property in Tennessee, and took enough cash up there with me to fix her,
-in a decent sort of way, for the rest of her life, and put it in the
-bank. I was with her there for ten days; then I went back home to get
-Aunt Lucy Davis to help me in another effort to persuade her to return.
-But when I got back North with Aunt Lucy she had gone.”
-
-“Gone?”
-
-“Yes, and when we returned without her to Tennessee there was a letter
-telling us not to try to find her. We thought--I thought--that she might
-have taken up with you once again.”
-
-“But, my God! Tom,” the doctor busts out, “you were with her ten days
-there in Galesburg! Didn't she tell you then--couldn't you tell from the
-way she acted--that she had married me?”
-
-“That's the odd thing, Dave,” says the colonel, very slow and
-thoughtful. “That's what is so very strange about it all. I merely
-assumed by my attitude that you were not married, and she let me assume
-it without a protest.”
-
-“But did you ask her?”
-
-“Ask her? No. Can't you see that there was no reason why I should ask
-her? I was sure. And being sure of it, naturally I didn't talk about it
-to her. You can understand that I wouldn't, can't you? In fact, I never
-mentioned you to her. She never mentioned you to me.”
-
-“You must have mistaken her, Tom.”
-
-“I don't think it's possible, Dave,” said the colonel. “You can mistake
-words and explanations a good deal easier than you can mistake an
-atmosphere. No, Dave, I tell you that there's something odd about
-it--married or not, Lucy didn't _believe_ herself married the last time I
-saw her.”
-
-“But she _must_ have known,” says the doctor, as much to himself as to the
-colonel. “She _must_ have known.” Any one could of told by the way he said
-it that he wasn't lying. I could see that Colonel Tom believed in him,
-too. They was both sicking their intellects onto the job of figgering
-out how it was Lucy didn't know. Finally the doctor says very
-thoughtful:
-
-“Whatever became of Prentiss McMakin, Tom?”
-
-“Dead,” says Colonel Tom, “quite a while ago.”
-
-“H-m,” says the doctor, still thinking hard. And then looks at Colonel
-Tom like they was an idea in his head. Which he don't speak her out. But
-Colonel Tom seems to understand.
-
-“Yes,” he says, nodding his head. “I think you are on the right track
-now. Yes--I shouldn't wonder.”
-
-Well, they puts this and that together, and they agrees that whatever
-happened to make things hard to explain must of happened on that day
-that Prentiss McMakin met the doctor in the bar-room, and didn't shoot
-him, as he had made his brags he would. Must of happened between the
-time that afternoon when Prentiss McMakin left the doctor and the time
-Colonel Tom went out to see his sister and found she had went. Must of
-happened somehow through Prent McMakin.
-
-We goes home with Colonel Tom that night. And the next day all three of
-us is on our way to Athens, Indiany, where I had seen Miss Lucy at.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII
-
-
-Fur my part, as the train kept getting further and further north, my
-feelings kept getting more and more mixed. It come to me that I might be
-steering straight fur a bunch of trouble. The feeling that sadness and
-melancholy and seriousness was laying ahead of me kept me from really
-enjoying them dollar-apiece meals on the train. It was Martha that done
-it. All this past and gone love story I had been hearing about reminded
-me of Martha. And I was steering straight toward her, and no way out of
-it. How did I know but what that there girl might be expecting fur to
-marry me, or something like that? Not but what I was awful in love with
-her whilst we was together. But it hadn't really set in on me very
-deep. I hadn't forgot about her right away. But purty soon I had got to
-forgetting her oftener than I remembered her. And now it wasn't no use
-talking--I jest wasn't in love with Martha no more, and didn't have
-no ambition to be. I had went around the country a good bit, and got
-intrusted in other things, and saw several other girls I liked purty
-well. Keeping steady in love with jest one girl is mighty hard if you
-are moving around a good bit.
-
-But I was considerable worried about Martha. She was an awful romanceful
-kind of girl. And even the most sensible kind is said to be fools about
-getting their hearts broke and pining away and dying over a feller. I
-would hate to think Martha had pined herself sick.
-
-I couldn't shut my eyes to the fact we was engaged to each other legal,
-all right. And if she wanted to act mean about it and take it to a court
-it would likely be binding on me. Then I says to myself is she is mean
-enough to do that I'll be derned if I don't go to jail before I marry
-her, and stay there.
-
-And then my conscience got to working inside of me agin. And a picture
-of her getting thin and not eating her vittles regular and waiting and
-waiting fur me to show up, and me never doing it, come to me. And I felt
-sorry fur poor Martha, and thought mebby I would marry her jest to keep
-her from dying. Fur you would feel purty tough if a girl was to get so
-stuck on you it killed her. Not that I ever seen that really happen,
-either; but first and last there has been considerable talk about it.
-
-It wasn't but what I liked Martha well enough. It was the idea of
-getting married, and staying married, made me feel so anxious. Being
-married may work out all right fur some folks. But I knowed it never
-would work any with me. Or not fur long. Because why should I want to be
-tied down to one place, or have a steady job? That would be a mean way
-to live.
-
-Of course, with a person that was the doctor's age it would be
-different. He had done his running around and would be willing to settle
-down now, I guessed. That is, if he could get his differences with this
-here Buckner family patched up satisfactory. I wondered whether he would
-be able to or not. Him and Colonel Tom were talking constant on the
-train all the way up. From the little stretches of their talk I couldn't
-help hearing, I guessed each one was telling the other all that had
-happened to him in the time that had passed by. Colonel Tom what kind
-of a life he had lived, and how he had married and his wife had died and
-left him a widower without any kids. And the doctor--it was always
-hard fur me to get to calling him anything but Doctor Kirby--how he had
-happened to start out with a good chancet in life and turn into jest a
-travelling fakir.
-
-Well, I thinks to myself now that he has got to be that, mebby her and
-him won't suit so well now, even if they does get their differences
-patched up. Fur all the forgiving in the world ain't going to change
-things, or make them no different. But, so long as the doctor appeared
-to want to find her so derned bad, I was awful glad I had been the means
-of getting him and Miss Lucy together. He had done a lot fur me, first
-and last, the doctor had, and I felt like it helped pay him a little.
-Though if they was to settle down like married folks I would feel like a
-good old sport was spoiled in the doctor, too.
-
-We had to change cars at Indianapolis to get to that there little town.
-We was due to reach it about two o'clock in the afternoon. And the
-nearer we got to the place the nervouser and nervouser all three of us
-become. And not owning we was. The last hour before we hit the place, I
-took a drink of water every three minutes, I was so nervous. And when
-we come into the town I was already standing out onto the platform. I
-wouldn't of been surprised to find Martha and Miss Lucy down there to
-the station. But, of course, they wasn't. Fur some reason I felt glad
-they wasn't.
-
-“Now,” I says to them two, as we got off the train, “foller me and I
-will show you the house.”
-
-Everybody rubbers at strangers in a country town, and wonders why they
-have come, and what they is selling, and if they are mebby going to
-start a new grain elevator, or buy land, or what. The usual ones around
-the depot rubbered at us, and I hearn one geezer say to another:
-
-“See that big feller there? He was through here a year or two ago
-selling patent medicine.”
-
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-
-“You don't say so!” says the other one, like it was something important,
-like a president or a circus had come, and his eyes a-bugging out. And
-the doctor hearn them, too. Fur some reason or other he flushed up and
-cut a look out of the corner of his eye at Colonel Tom.
-
-We went right through the main street and out toward the edge of town,
-by the crick, where Miss Lucy's house was. And, if anything, all of us
-feeling nervouser yet. And saying nothing and not looking at each other.
-And Colonel Tom rolling cigarettes and fumbling fur matches and lighting
-them and slinging them away. Fur how does anybody know how women is
-going to take even the most ordinary little things?
-
-I knowed the way well enough, and where the house was, but as we went
-around the turn in the road I run acrost a surprised feeling. I come
-onto the place where our campfire had been them nights we was there.
-Looey had drug an old fence post onto the fire one night, and the post
-had only burned half up. The butt end of it, all charred and flaked,
-was still laying in the grass and weeds there. It hit me with a queer
-feeling--like it was only yesterday that fire had been lit there. And
-yet I knowed it had been a year and a half ago.
-
-Well, it has always been my luck to run into things without the right
-kind of a lie fixed up ahead of time. They was three or four purty good
-stories I had been trying over in my head to tell Martha when I seen
-her. Any one of them stories might of done all right; but I hadn't
-decided _which_ one to use. And, of course, I run plumb into Martha. She
-was standing by the gate, which was about twenty yards from the veranda.
-And all four lies popped into my head at oncet, and got so mixed up
-with one another there, I seen right off it was useless to try to tell
-anything that sounded straight. Besides, when you are in the fix I was
-in, what can you tell a girl anyhow?
-
-So I jest says to her:
-
-“Hullo!”
-
-Martha, she had been fussing around some flower bushes with a pair of
-shears and gloves on. She looks up when I says that, and she sizes us
-all up standing by the gate, and her eyes pops open, and so does her
-mouth, and she is so surprised to see me she drops her shears.
-
-And she looks scared, too.
-
-“Is Miss Buckner at home?” asts Colonel Tom, lifting his hat very
-polite.
-
-“Miss B-B-Buckner?” Martha stutters, very scared-like, and not taking
-her eyes off of me to answer him.
-
-“Miss Hampton, Martha,” I says.
-
-“Y-y-y-es, s-sh-she is,” says Martha. I wondered what was the matter
-with her.
-
-It is always my luck to get left all alone with my troubles. The doctor
-and the colonel, they walked right past us when she said yes, and up
-toward the house, and left her and me standing there. I could of went
-along and butted in, mebby. But I says to myself I will have the derned
-thing out here and now, and know the worst. And I was so interested in
-my trouble and Martha that I didn't even notice if Miss Lucy met 'em at
-the door, and if so, how she acted. When I next looked up they was all
-in the house.
-
-“Martha--” I begins. But she breaks in.
-
-“Danny,” she says, looking like she is going to cry, “don't l-l-look at
-me l-l-like that. If you knew _all_ you wouldn't blame me. You--”
-
-“Wouldn't blame you fur what?” I asts her.
-
-“I know it's wrong of me,” she says, begging-like.
-
-“Mebby it is and mebby it ain't,” I says. “But what is it?”
-
-“But you never wrote to me,” she says.
-
-“You never wrote to me,” I says, not wanting her to get the best of me,
-whatever it was she might be talking about.
-
-“And then _he_ came to town!--”
-
-“Who?” I asts her.
-
-“Don't you know?” she says. “The man I am going to marry.”
-
-When she said that I felt, all of a sudden, like when you are broke and
-hungry and run acrost a half dollar you had forgot about in your other
-pants. I was so glad I jumped.
-
-“Great guns!” I says.
-
-I had never really knowed what being glad was before.
-
-“Oh, Danny, Danny,” she says, putting her hands in front of her face,
-“and here you have come to claim me for your bride!”
-
-Which showed me why she had looked so scared. That there girl had went
-and got engaged to another feller. And had been laying awake nights
-suffering fur fear I would turn up agin. And now I had. Looey, he always
-said never to trust a woman!
-
-“Martha,” I says, “you ain't acted right with me.”
-
-“Oh, Danny, Danny,” she says, “I know it! I know it!”
-
-“Some fellers in my place,” I says, “would raise a dickens of a row.”
-
-“I _did_ love you once,” she says, looking at me from between her fingers.
-
-“Yes,” says I, acting real melancholy, “you did. And now you've quit it,
-they don't seem to me to be nothing left to live fur.” Martha, she was
-an awful romanceful girl. I got the notion that mebby she was enjoying
-her own remorsefulness a little bit. I fetched a deep sigh and I says:
-
-“Some fellers would kill theirselves on the spot!”
-
-“Oh!--Oh!--Oh!--” says Martha.
-
-“But, Martha,” says I, “I ain't that mean. I ain't going to do that.”
-
-That dern girl ackshellay give me a disappointed look! If anything, she
-was jest a bit _too_ romanceful, Martha was.
-
-“No,” says I, cheering up a little, “I am going to do something they
-ain't many fellers would do, Martha. I'm going to forgive you. Free and
-fair and open. And give you back my half of that ring, and--”
-
-Dern it! I had forgot I had lost that half of that there ring! I
-remembered so quick it stopped me.
-
-“You always kept it, Danny?” she asts me, very soft-spoken, so as not to
-give pain to one so faithful and so noble as what I was. “Let me see it,
-Danny.”
-
-I made like I was feeling through all my pockets fur it. But that
-couldn't last forever. I run out of pockets purty soon. And her face
-begun to show she was smelling a rat. Finally I says:
-
-“These ain't my other clothes--it must be in them.”
-
-“Danny,” she says, “I believe you _lost_ it.”
-
-“Martha,” I says, taking a chancet, “you know you lost _your_ half!”
-
-She owns up she has lost it a long while ago. And when she lost it, she
-says, she knowed that was fate and that our love was omened in under an
-evil star. And who was she, she says, to struggle agin fate?
-
-“Martha,” I says, “I'll be honest with you. Fate got away with my
-half too one day when I didn't know they was crooks like her sticking
-around.”
-
-Well, I seen that girl seen through me then. Martha was awful smart
-sometimes. And each one was so derned tickled the other one wasn't going
-to do any pining away we like to of fell into love all over agin. But
-not quite. Fur neither one would ever trust the other one agin. So we
-felt more comfortable with each other. You ain't never comfortable with
-a person you know is more honest than you be.
-
-“But,” says Martha, after a minute, “if you didn't come back to make me
-marry you, what does Doctor Kirby want to see Miss Hampton about? And
-who was that with him?”
-
-I had been nigh to forgetting the main thing we had all come here fur,
-in my gladness at getting rid of any danger of marrying Martha. But it
-come to me all to oncet I had been missing a lot that must be taking
-place inside that house. I had even missed the way they first looked
-when she met 'em at the door, and I wouldn't of missed that fur a lot.
-And I seen all to oncet what a big piece of news it will be to Martha.
-
-“Martha,” I says, “they ain't no Dr. Hartley L. Kirby. The man known as
-such is David Armstrong!”
-
-I never seen any one so peetrified as Martha was fur a minute.
-
-“Yes,” says I, “and the other one is Miss Lucy's brother. And they
-are all three in there straightening themselves out and finding where
-everybody gets off at, and why. One of these here serious times you read
-about. And you and me are missing it all, like a couple of gumps. How
-can we hear?”
-
-Martha says she don't know.
-
-“You _think_,” I told her. “We've wasted five good minutes already. I've
-_got_ to hear the rest of it. Where would they be?”
-
-Martha guesses they will all be in the sitting room, which has got the
-best chairs in it.
-
-“What is next to it? A back parlour, or a bedroom, or what?” I was
-thinking of how I happened to overhear Perfessor Booth and his fambly
-that-a-way.
-
-Martha says they is nothing like that to be tried.
-
-“Martha,” I says, “this is serious. This here story they are thrashing
-out in there is the only derned sure-enough romanceful story either
-you or me is ever lible to run up against personal in all our lives. It
-would of been a good deal nicer if they had ast us in to see the wind-up
-of it. Fur, if it hadn't of been fur me, they never would of been
-reunited and rejuvenated the way they be. But some people get stingy
-streaks with their concerns. You think!”
-
-Martha, she says: “Danny, it wouldn't be honourable to listen.”
-
-“Martha,” I tells her, “after the way you and me went and jilted each
-other, what kind of senses of honour have _we_ got to brag about?”
-
-She remembers that the spare bedroom is right over the sitting room.
-The house is heated with stoves in the winter time. There is a register
-right through the floor of the spare bedroom and the ceiling of
-the sitting room. Not the kind of a register that comes from a
-twisted-around shaft in a house that uses furnace heat. But jest really
-a hole in the floor, with a cast-iron grating, to let the heat from
-the room below into the one above. She says she guesses two people that
-wasn't so very honourable might sneak into the house the back way, and
-up the back stairs, and into the spare bedroom, and lay down on their
-stummicks on the floor, being careful to make no noise, and both see and
-hear through that register. Which we done it.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV
-
-
-I could hear well enough, but at first I couldn't see any of them. But
-I gathered that Miss Lucy was standing up whilst she was talking, and
-moving around a bit now and then. I seen one of her sleeves, and then a
-wisp of her hair. Which was aggervating, fur I wanted to know what she
-was like. But her voice was so soft and quiet that you kind of knowed
-before you seen her how she orter look.
-
-“Prentiss McMakin came to me that day,” she was saying, “with an
-appeal--I hardly know how to tell you.” She broke off.
-
-“Go ahead, Lucy,” says Colonel Tom's voice.
-
-“He was insulting,” she said. “He had been drinking. He wanted me
-to--to--he appealed to me to run off with him.
-
-“I was furious--_naturally_.” Her voice changed as she said it enough so
-you could feel how furious Miss Lucy could get. She was like her brother
-Tom in some ways.
-
-“I ordered him out of the house. His answer to that was an offer to
-marry me. You can imagine that I was surprised as well as angry--I was
-perplexed.
-
-“'But I _am_ married!' I cried. The idea that any of my own people, or any
-one whom I had known at home, would think I wasn't married was too much
-for me to take in all at once.
-
-“'You _think_ you are,' said Prentiss McMakin, with a smile.
-
-“In spite of myself my breath stopped. It was as if a chilly hand had
-taken hold of my heart. I mean, physically, I felt like that.
-
-“'I _am_ married,' I repeated, simply.
-
-“I suppose that McMakin had got the story of our wedding from _you_.” She
-stopped a minute. The doctor's voice answered:
-
-“I suppose so,” like he was a very tired man.
-
-“Anyhow,” she went on, “he knew that we went first to Clarksville. He
-said:
-
-“'You think you are married, Lucy, but you are not.'
-
-“I wish you to understand that Prentiss McMakin did it all very, very
-well. That is my excuse. He acted well. There was something about
-him--I scarcely know how to put it. It sounds odd, but the truth is that
-Prentiss McMakin was always a more convincing sort of a person when he
-had been drinking a little than when he was sober. He lacked warmth--he
-lacked temperament. I suppose just the right amount put it into him. It
-put the devil into him, too, I reckon.
-
-“He told me that you and he, Tom, had been to Clarksville, and had made
-investigations, and that the wedding was a fraud. And he told it with a
-wealth of convincing detail. In the midst of it he broke off to ask to
-see my wedding certificate. As he talked, he laughed at it, and tore
-it up, saying that the thing was not worth the paper it was on, and he
-threw the pieces of paper into the grate. I listened, and I let him do
-it--not that the paper itself mattered particularly. But the very fact
-that I let him tear it showed me, myself, that I was believing him.
-
-“He ended with an impassioned appeal to me to go with him.
-
-“I showed him the door. I pretended to the last that I thought he was
-lying to me. But I did not think so. I believed him. He had done it
-all very cleverly. You can understand how I might--in view of what had
-happened?”
-
-I wanted to see Miss Lucy--how she looked when she said different
-things, so I could make up my mind whether she was forgiving the doctor
-or not. Not that I had much doubt but what they would get their personal
-troubles fixed up in the end. The iron grating in the floor was held
-down by four good-sized screws, one at each corner. They wasn't no
-filling at all betwixt it and the iron grating that was in the ceiling
-of the room below. The space was hollow. I got an idea and took out my
-jack-knife.
-
-“What are you going to do?” whispers Martha.
-
-“S-sh-sh,” I says, “shut up, and you'll see.”
-
-One of the screws was loose, and I picked her out easy enough. The
-second one I broke the point off of my knife blade on. Like you nearly
-always do on a screw. When it snapped Colonel Tom he says:
-
-“What's that?” He was powerful quick of hearing, Colonel Tom was. I laid
-low till they went on talking agin. Then Martha slides out on tiptoe and
-comes back in three seconds with one of these here little screw-drivers
-they use around sewing-machines and the little oil can that goes with
-it. I oils them screws and has them out in a holy minute, and lifts the
-grating from the floor careful and lays it careful on the rug.
-
-By doing all of which I could get my head and shoulders down into that
-there hole. And by twisting my neck a good deal, see a little ways to
-each side into the room, instead of jest underneath the grating. The
-doctor I couldn't see yet, and only a little of Colonel Tom, but Miss
-Lucy quite plain.
-
-“You mean thing,” Martha whispers, “you are blocking it up so I can't
-hear.”
-
-“Keep still,” I whispers, pulling my head out of the hole so the sound
-wouldn't float downward into the room below. “You are jest like all
-other women--you got too much curiosity.”
-
-“How about yourself?” says she.
-
-“Who was it thought of taking the grating off?” I whispers back to her.
-Which settles her temporary, but she says if I don't give her a chancet
-at it purty soon she will tickle my ribs.
-
-When I listens agin they are burying that there Prent McMakin. But
-without any flowers.
-
-Miss Lucy, she was half setting on, half leaning against, the arm of a
-chair. Which her head was jest a bit bowed down so that I couldn't see
-her eyes. But they was the beginnings of a smile onto her face. It was
-both soft and sad.
-
-“Well,” says Colonel Tom, “you two have wasted almost twenty years of
-life.”
-
-“There is one good thing,” says the doctor. “It is a good thing that
-there was no child to suffer by our mistakes.”
-
-She raised her face when he said that, Miss Lucy did, and looked in his
-direction.
-
-“You call that a good thing?” she says, in a kind of wonder. And after
-a minute she sighs. “Perhaps,” she says, “you are right. Heaven only
-knows. Perhaps it _was_ better that he died.”
-
-“_Died!_” sings out the doctor.
-
-And I hearn his chair scrape back, like he had riz to his feet sudden.
-I nearly busted my neck trying fur to see him, but I couldn't. I was all
-twisted up, head down, and the blood getting into my head from it so I
-had to pull it out every little while.
-
-“Yes,” she says, with her eyes wide, “didn't you know he died?” And then
-she turns quick toward Colonel Tom. “Didn't you tell him--” she begins.
-But the doctor cuts in.
-
-“Lucy,” he says, his voice shaking and croaking in his throat, “I never
-knew there was a child!”
-
-I hears Colonel Tom hawk in _his_ throat like a man who is either going
-to spit or else say something. But he don't do either one. No one says
-anything fur a minute. And then Miss Lucy says agin:
-
-“Yes--he died.”
-
-And then she fell into a kind of a muse. I have been myself in the fix
-she looked to be in then--so you forget fur a while where you are, or
-who is there, whilst you think about something that has been in the back
-part of your mind fur a long, long time.
-
-What she was musing about was that child that hadn't lived. I could tell
-that by her face. I could tell how she must have thought of it, often
-and often, fur years and years, and longed fur it, so that it seemed to
-her at times she could almost touch it. And how good a mother she would
-of been to it. Some women has jest natcherally _got_ to mother something
-or other. Miss Lucy was one of that kind. I knowed all in a flash,
-whilst I looked at her there, why she had adopted Martha fur her child.
-
-It was a wonderful look that was onto her face. And it was a wonderful
-face that look was onto. I felt like I had knowed her forever when I
-seen her there. Like the thoughts of her the doctor had been carrying
-around with him fur years and years, and that I had caught him thinking
-oncet or twicet, had been my thoughts too, all my life.
-
-Miss Lucy, she was one of the kind there's no use trying to describe.
-The feller that could see her that-a-way and not feel made good by it
-orter have a whaling. Not the kind of sticky, good feeling that makes
-you uncomfortable, like being pestered by your conscience to jine a
-church or quit cussing. But the kind of good that makes you forget they
-is anything on earth but jest braveness of heart and being willing to
-bear things you can't help. You knowed the world had hurt her a lot when
-you seen her standing there; but you didn't have the nerve to pity her
-none, either. Fur you could see she had got over pitying herself. Even
-when she was in that muse, longing with all her soul fur that child she
-had never knowed, you didn't have the nerve to pity her none.
-
-“He died,” she says agin, purty soon, with that gentle kind of smile.
-
-Colonel Tom, he clears his throat agin. Like when you are awful dry.
-
-“The truth is--” he begins.
-
-And then he breaks off agin. Miss Lucy turns toward him when he speaks.
-By the strange look that come onto her face there must of been something
-right curious in _his_ manner too. I was jest simply laying onto my
-forehead mashing one of my dern eyeballs through a little hole in the
-grating. But I couldn't, even that way, see fur enough to one side to
-see how _he_ looked.
-
-“The truth is,” says Colonel Tom, trying it agin, “that I--well, Lucy,
-the child may be dead, but he didn't die when you thought he did.”
-
-There was a flash of hope flared into her face that I hated to see come
-there. Because when it died out in a minute, as I expected it would have
-to, it looked to me like it might take all her life out with it. Her
-lips parted like she was going to say something with them. But she
-didn't. She jest looked it.
-
-“Why did you never tell me this--that there was a child?” says the
-doctor, very eager.
-
-“Wait,” says Colonel Tom, “let me tell the story in my own way.”
-
-Which he done it. It seems when he had went to Galesburg this here child
-had only been born a few days. And Miss Lucy was still sick. And the kid
-itself was sick, and liable to die any minute, by the looks of things.
-
-Which Colonel Tom wishes that it would die, in his heart. He thinks that
-it is an illegitimate child, and he hates the idea of it and he hates
-the sight of it. The second night he is there he is setting in his
-sister's room, and the woman that has been nursing the kid and Miss Lucy
-too is in the next room with the kid.
-
-She comes to the door and beckons to him, the nurse does. He tiptoes
-toward her, and she says to him, very low-voiced, that “it is all over.”
- Meaning the kid has quit struggling fur to live, and jest natcherally
-floated away. The nurse had thought Miss Lucy asleep, but as both her
-and Colonel Tom turn quick toward her bed they see that she has heard
-and seen, and she turns her face toward the wall. Which he tries fur to
-comfort her, Colonel Tom does, telling her as how it is an illegitimate
-child, and fur its own sake it was better it was dead before it ever
-lived any. Which she don't answer of him back, but only stares in
-a wild-eyed way at him, and lays there and looks desperate, and says
-nothing.
-
-In his heart Colonel Tom is awful glad that it is dead. He can't help
-feeling that way. And he quits trying to talk to his sister, fur he
-suspicions that she will ketch onto the fact that he is glad that it is
-dead. He goes on into the next room.
-
-He finds the nurse looking awful funny, and bending over the dead kid.
-She is putting a looking-glass to its lips. He asts her why.
-
-She says she thought she might be mistaken after all. She couldn't
-say jest _when_ it died. It was alive and feeble, and then purty soon it
-showed no signs of life. It was like it hadn't had enough strength to
-stay and had jest went. I didn't show any pulse, and it didn't appear
-to be breathing. And she had watched it and done everything before she
-beckoned to Colonel Tom and told him that it was dead. But as she come
-back into the room where it was she thought she noticed something that
-was too light to be called a real flutter move its eyelids, which she
-had closed down over its eyes. It was the ghost of a move, like it had
-tried to raise the lids, or they had tried to raise theirselves, and had
-been too weak. So she has got busy and wrapped a hot cloth around it,
-and got a drop of brandy or two between its lips, and was fighting to
-bring it back to life. And thought she was doing it. Thought she had
-felt a little flutter in its chest, and was trying if it had breath at
-all.
-
-Colonel Tom thinks of what big folks the Buckner fambly has always been
-at home. And how high they had always held their heads. And how none of
-the women has ever been like this before. Nor no disgrace of any kind.
-And that there kid, if it is alive, is a sign of disgrace. And he hoped
-to God, he said, it wasn't alive.
-
-But he don't say so. He stands there and watches that nurse fight fur to
-hold onto the little mist of life she thinks now is still into it. She
-unbuttons her dress and lays the kid against the heat of her own breast.
-And wills fur it to live, and fights fur it to, and determines that it
-must, and jest natcherally tries fur to bullyrag death into going away.
-And Colonel Tom watching, and wishing that it wouldn't. But he gets
-interested in that there fight, and so purty soon he is hoping both ways
-by spells. And the fight all going on without a word spoken.
-
-But finally the nurse begins fur to cry. Not because she is sure it is
-dead. But because she is sure it is coming back. Which it does, slow.
-
-“'But I have told _her_ that it is dead,'” says Colonel Tom, jerking his
-head toward the other room where Miss Lucy is lying. He speaks in a low
-voice and closes the door when he speaks. Fur it looks now like it was
-getting strong enough so it might even squall a little.
-
-“I don't know what kind of a look there was on my face,” says Colonel
-Tom, telling of the story to his sister and the doctor, “but she must
-have seen that I was--and heaven help me, but I _was_!--sorry that the
-baby was alive. It would have been such an easy way out of it had it
-been really dead!
-
-“'She mustn't know that it is living,' I said to the nurse, finally,”
- says Colonel Tom, going on with his story. I had been watching Miss
-Lucy's face as Colonel Tom talked and she was so worked up by that fight
-fur the kid's life she was breathless. But her eyes was cast down, I
-guess so her brother couldn't see them. Colonel Tom goes on with his
-story:
-
-“'You don't mean--' said the nurse, startled.
-
-“'No! No!' I said, 'of course--not that! But--why should she ever know
-that it didn't die?'”
-
-“'It is illegitimate?' asked the nurse.
-
-“'Yes,' I said.” The long and short of it was, Colonel Tom went on to
-tell, that the nurse went out and got her mother. Which the two of them
-lived alone, only around the corner. And give the child into the keeping
-of her mother, who took it away then and there.
-
-Colonel Tom had made up his mind there wasn't going to be no bastards in
-the Buckner fambly. And now that Miss Lucy thought it was dead he would
-let her keep on thinking so. And that would be settled for good and all.
-He figgered that it wouldn't ever hurt her none if she never knowed it.
-
-The nurse's mother kept it all that week, and it throve. Colonel Tom was
-coaxing of his sister to go back to Tennessee. But she wouldn't go. So
-he had made up his mind to go back and get his Aunt Lucy Davis to come
-and help him coax. He was only waiting fur his sister to get well enough
-so he could leave her. She got better, and she never ast fur the kid,
-nor said nothing about it. Which was probable because she seen he hated
-it so. He had made up his mind, before he went back after their Aunt
-Lucy Davis, to take the baby himself and put it into some kind of an
-institution.
-
-“I thought,” he says to Miss Lucy, telling of the story, “that you
-yourself were almost reconciled to the thought that it hadn't lived.”
-
-Miss Lucy interrupted him with a little sound. She was breathing hard,
-and shaking from head to foot. No one would have thought to look at her
-then she was reconciled to the idea that it hadn't lived. It was cruel
-hard on her to tear her to pieces with the news that it really had
-lived, but had lived away from her all these years she had been longing
-fur it. And no chancet fur her ever to mother it. And no way to tell
-what had ever become of it. I felt awful sorry fur Miss Lucy then.
-
-“But when I got ready to leave Galesburg,” Colonel Tom goes on, “it
-suddenly occurred to me that there would be difficulties in the way of
-putting it in a home of any sort. I didn't know what to do with it--”
-
-“What _did_ you? What _did_ you? _What did you_?” cries out Miss Lucy,
-pressing her hand to her chest, like she was smothering.
-
-“The first thing I did,” says Colonel Tom, “was to get you to another
-house--you remember, Lucy?”
-
-“Yes, yes!” she says, excited, “and what then?”
-
-“Perhaps I did a very foolish thing,” says Colonel Tom.
-
-“After I had seen you installed in the new place and had bidden you
-good-bye, I got a carriage and drove by the place where the nurse and
-her mother lived. I told the woman that I had changed my mind--that you
-were going to raise the baby--that I was going to permit it. I don't
-think she quite believed me, but she gave me the baby. What else could
-she do? Besides, I had paid her well, when I discharged her, to say
-nothing to you, and to keep the baby until I should come for it. They
-needed money; they were poor.
-
-“I was determined that it should never be heard of again. It was about
-noon when I left Galesburg. I drove all that afternoon, with the baby
-in a basket on the seat of the carriage beside me. Everybody has read
-in books, since books were first written--and seen in newspapers,
-too--about children being left on door steps. Given an infant to dispose
-of, that is perhaps the first thing that occurs to a person. There was
-a thick plaid shawl wrapped about the child. In the basket, beside the
-baby, was a nursing bottle. About dusk I had it refilled with warm milk
-at a farmhouse near--”
-
-My head was beginning fur to swim. I pulled my head out of that there
-hole, and rammed my foot into it. It banged against that grating and
-loosened it. It busted loose some plaster, which showered down into the
-room underneath. Miss Lucy, she screamed. And the doctor and Colonel Tom
-both yelled out to oncet:
-
-“Who's that?”
-
-“It's me,” I yells, banging that grating agin. “Watch out below there!”
- And the third lick I give her she broke loose and clattered down right
-onto a centre table and spilled over some photographs and a vase full of
-flowers, and bounced off onto the floor.
-
-“Look out below,” I yells, “I'm coming down!”
-
-I let my legs through first, and swung them so I would land to one side
-of the table, and held by my hands, and dropped. But struck the table a
-sideways swipe and turned it over, and fell onto the floor. The doctor,
-he grabbed me by the collar and straightened me up, and give me a shake
-and stood me onto my feet.
-
-“What do you mean--” he begins. But I breaks in.
-
-“Now then,” I says to Colonel Tom, “did you leave that there child
-sucking that there bottle on the doorstep of a blacksmith's house next
-to his shop at the edge of a little country town about twenty miles
-northeast of Galesburg wrapped up in that there plaid shawl?”
-
-“I did,” says Colonel Tom.
-
-“Then,” says I, turning to Miss Lucy, “I can understand why I have been
-feeling drawed to _you_ fur quite a spell. I'm him.”
-
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- <h1>
- DANNY'S OWN STORY
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Don Marquis
- </h2>
- <h3>
- Doubleday, Page and Company
- </h3>
- <h4>
- 1912
- </h4>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
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- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
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- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0010.jpg" alt="0010 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0010.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0011.jpg" alt="0011 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0011.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <h3>
- TO
- </h3>
- <h3>
- MY WIFE
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>OW I come not to
- have a last name is a question that has always had more or less
- aggervation mixed up with it. I might of had one jest as well as not if
- Old Hank Walters hadn't been so all-fired, infernal bull-headed about
- things in gineral, and his wife Elmira a blame sight worse, and both of em
- ready to row at a minute's notice and stick to it forevermore.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank, he was considerable of a lusher. One Saturday night, when he come
- home from the village in his usual fix, he stumbled over a basket that was
- setting on his front steps. Then he got up and drawed back his foot
- unsteady to kick it plumb into kingdom come. Jest then he hearn Elmira
- opening the door behind him, and he turned his head sudden. But the kick
- was already started into the air, and when he turns he can't stop it. And
- so Hank gets twisted and falls down and steps on himself. That basket lets
- out a yowl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's kittens,&rdquo; says Hank, still setting down and staring at that there
- basket. All of which, you understand, I am a-telling you from hearsay, as
- the lawyers always asts you in court.
- </p>
- <p>
- Elmira, she sings out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Kittens, nothing! It's a baby!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And she opens the basket and looks in and it was me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hennerey Walters,&rdquo; she says&mdash;picking me up, and shaking me at him
- like I was a crime, &ldquo;Hennerey Walters, where did you get this here baby?&rdquo;
- She always calls him Hennerey when she is getting ready to give him fits.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank, he scratches his head, for he's kind o' confuddled, and thinks mebby
- he really has brought this basket with him. He tries to think of all the
- places he has been that night. But he can't think of any place but Bill
- Nolan's saloon. So he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Elmira, honest, I ain't had but one drink all day.&rdquo; And then he kind o'
- rouses up a little bit, and gets surprised and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That a <i>baby</i> you got there, Elmira?&rdquo; And then he says, dignified:
- &ldquo;So fur as that's consarned, Elmira, where did <i>you</i> get that there
- baby?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looks at him, and she sees he don't really know where I come from. Old
- Hank mostly was truthful when lickered up, fur that matter, and she knowed
- it, fur he couldn't think up no lies excepting a gineral denial when
- intoxicated up to the gills.
- </p>
- <p>
- Elmira looks into the basket. They was one of them long rubber tubes
- stringing out of a bottle that was in it, and I had been sucking that
- bottle when interrupted. And they wasn't nothing else in that basket but a
- big thick shawl which had been wrapped all around me, and Elmira often
- wore it to meeting afterward. She goes inside and she looks at the bottle
- and me by the light, and Old Hank, he comes stumbling in afterward and
- sets down in a chair and waits to get Hail Columbia for coming home in
- that shape, so's he can row back agin, like they done every Saturday
- night.
- </p>
- <p>
- Blowed in the glass of the bottle was the name: &ldquo;Daniel, Dunne and
- Company.&rdquo; Anybody but them two old ignoramuses could of told right off
- that that didn't have nothing to do with me, but was jest the company that
- made them kind of bottles. But she reads it out loud three or four times,
- and then she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name is Daniel Dunne,&rdquo; she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Company,&rdquo; says Hank, feeling right quarrelsome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Company</i> hain't no name,&rdquo; says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Why</i> hain't it, I'd like to know?&rdquo; says Hank. &ldquo;I knowed a man oncet
- whose name was Farmer, and if a farmer's a name why ain't a company a name
- too?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name is Daniel Dunne,&rdquo; says Elmira, quietlike, but not dodging a row,
- neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>And company</i>,&rdquo; says Hank, getting onto his feet, like he always
- done when he seen trouble coming. When Old Hank was full of licker he
- knowed jest the ways to aggervate her the worst.
- </p>
- <p>
- She might of banged him one the same as usual, and got her own eye blacked
- also, the same as usual; but jest then I lets out another big yowl, and
- she give me some milk.
- </p>
- <p>
- I guess the only reason they ever kep' me at first was so they could
- quarrel about my name. They'd lived together a good many years and
- quarrelled about everything else under the sun, and was running out of
- subjects. A new subject kind o' briskened things up fur a while.
- </p>
- <p>
- But finally they went too far with it one time. I was about two years old
- then and he was still calling me Company and her calling me Dunne. This
- time he hits her a lick that lays her out and likes to kill her, and it
- gets him scared. But she gets around agin after a while, and they both see
- it has went too fur that time, and so they makes up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Elmira, I give in,&rdquo; says Hank. &ldquo;His name is Dunne.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says she, tender-like, &ldquo;you was right, Hank. His name is Company.&rdquo;
- So they pretty near got into another row over that. But they finally made
- it up between em I didn't have no last name, and they'd jest call me
- Danny. Which they both done faithful ever after, as agreed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Hank, he was a blacksmith, and he used to lamm me considerable, him
- and his wife not having any kids of their own to lick. He lammed me when
- he was drunk, and he whaled me when he was sober. I never helt it up agin
- him much, neither, not fur a good many years, because he got me used to it
- young, and I hadn't never knowed nothing else. Hank's wife, Elmira, she
- used to lick him jest about as often as he licked her, and boss him jest
- as much. So he fell back on me. A man has jest naturally got to have
- something to cuss around and boss, so's to keep himself from finding out
- he don't amount to nothing. Leastways, most men is like that. And Hank, he
- didn't amount to much; and he kind o' knowed it, way down deep in his
- inmost gizzards, and it were a comfort to him to have me around.
- </p>
- <p>
- But they was one thing he never sot no store by, and I got along now to
- where I hold that up agin him more'n all the lickings he ever done. That
- was book learning. He never had none himself, and he was sot agin it, and
- he never made me get none, and if I'd ever asted him for any he'd of
- whaled me fur that. Hank's wife, Elmira, had married beneath her, and
- everybody in our town had come to see it, and used to sympathize with her
- about it when Hank wasn't around. She'd tell em, yes, it was so. Back in
- Elmira, New York, from which her father and mother come to our part of
- Illinoise in the early days, her father had kep' a hotel, and they was
- stylish kind o' folks. When she was born her mother was homesick fur all
- that style and fur York State ways, and so she named her Elmira.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when she married Hank, he had considerable land. His father had left
- it to him, but it was all swamp land, and so Hank's father, he hunted
- more'n he farmed, and Hank and his brothers done the same when he was a
- boy. But Hank, he learnt a little blacksmithing when he was growing up,
- cause he liked to tinker around and to show how stout he was. Then, when
- he married Elmira Appleton, he had to go to work practising that
- perfession reg'lar, because he never learnt nothing about farming. He'd
- sell fifteen or twenty acres, every now and then, and they'd be high times
- till he'd spent it up, and mebby Elmira would get some new clothes.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when I was found on the door step, the land was all gone, and Hank was
- practising reg'lar, when not busy cussing out the fellers that had bought
- the land. Fur some smart fellers had come along, and bought up all that
- swamp land and dreened it, and now it was worth seventy or eighty dollars
- an acre. Hank, he figgered some one had cheated him. Which the Walterses
- could of dreened theirn too, only they'd ruther hunt ducks and have fish
- frys than to dig ditches. All of which I hearn Elmira talking over with
- the neighbours more'n once when I was growing up, and they all says: &ldquo;How
- sad it is you have came to this, Elmira!&rdquo; And then she'd kind o' spunk up
- and say, thanks to glory, she'd kep' her pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, they was worse places to live in than that there little town, even
- if they wasn't no railroad within eight miles, and only three hundred
- soles in the hull copperation. Which Hank's shop and our house set in the
- edge of the woods jest outside the copperation line, so's the city marshal
- didn't have no authority to arrest him after he crossed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was one thing in that house I always admired when I was a kid. And
- that was a big cistern. Most people has their cisterns outside their
- house, and they is a tin pipe takes all the rain water off the roof and
- scoots it into them. Ourn worked the same, but our cistern was right in
- under our kitchen floor, and they was a trap door with leather hinges
- opened into it right by the kitchen stove. But that wasn't why I was so
- proud of it. It was because that cistern was jest plumb full of fish&mdash;bullheads
- and red horse and sunfish and other kinds.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank's father had built that cistern. And one time he brung home some live
- fish in a bucket and dumped em in there. And they growed. And they
- multiplied in there and refurnished the earth. So that cistern had got to
- be a fambly custom, which was kep' up in that fambly for a habit. It was a
- great comfort to Hank, fur all them Walterses was great fish eaters,
- though it never went to brains. We fed em now and then, and throwed back
- in the little ones till they was growed, and kep' the dead ones picked out
- soon's we smelled anything wrong, and it never hurt the water none; and
- when I was a kid I wouldn't of took anything fur living in a house like
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- Oncet, when I was a kid about six years old, Hank come home from the
- bar-room. He got to chasing Elmira's cat cause he says it was making faces
- at him. The cistern door was open, and Hank fell in. Elmira was over to
- town, and I was scared. She had always told me not to fool around there
- none when I was a little kid, fur if I fell in there I'd be a corpse
- quicker'n scatt.
- </p>
- <p>
- So when Hank fell in, and I hearn him splash, being only a little feller,
- and awful scared because Elmira had always made it so strong, I hadn't no
- sort of unbelief but what Hank was a corpse already. So I slams the trap
- door shut over that there cistern without looking in, fur I hearn Hank
- flopping around down in there. I hadn't never hearn a corpse flop before,
- and didn't know but what it might be somehow injurious to me, and I wasn't
- going to take no chances.
- </p>
- <p>
- So I went out and played in the front yard, and waited fur Elmira. But I
- couldn't seem to get my mind settled on playing I was a horse, nor
- nothing. I kep' thinking mebby Hank's corpse is going to come flopping out
- of that cistern and whale me some unusual way. I hadn't never been licked
- by a corpse, and didn't rightly know jest what one is, anyhow, being young
- and comparitive innocent. So I sneaks back in and sets all the flatirons
- in the house on top of the cistern lid. I hearn some flopping and
- splashing and spluttering, like Hank's corpse is trying to jump up and is
- falling back into the water, and I hearn Hank's voice, and got scareder
- yet. And when Elmira come along down the road, she seen me by the gate
- a-crying, and she asts me why.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hank is a corpse,&rdquo; says I, blubbering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A corpse!&rdquo; says Elmira, dropping her coffee which she was carrying home
- from the gineral store and post-office. &ldquo;Danny, what do you mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I seen I was to blame somehow, and I wisht then I hadn't said nothing
- about Hank being a corpse. And I made up my mind I wouldn't say nothing
- more. So when she grabs holt of me and asts me agin what did I mean I
- blubbered harder, jest the way a kid will, and says nothing else. I wisht
- I hadn't set them flatirons on that door, fur it come to me all at oncet
- that even if Hank <i>has</i> turned into a corpse I ain't got any right to
- keep him in that cistern.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jest then Old Mis' Rogers, which is one of our neighbours, comes by, while
- Elmira is shaking me and yelling out what did I mean and how did it happen
- and had I saw it and where was Hank's corpse?
- </p>
- <p>
- And Mis' Rogers she says, &ldquo;What's Danny been doing now, Elmira?&rdquo; me being
- always up to something.
- </p>
- <p>
- Elmira she turned around and seen her, and she gives a whoop and then
- hollers out: &ldquo;Hank is dead!&rdquo; and throws her apern over her head and sets
- right down in the path and boo-hoos like a baby. And I bellers louder.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mis' Rogers, she never waited to ast nothing more. She seen she had a
- piece of news, and she's bound to be the first to spread it, like they is
- always a lot of women wants to be in them country towns. She run right
- acrost the road to where the Alexanderses lived. Mis' Alexander, she seen
- her coming and unhooked the screen door, and Mis' Rogers she hollers out
- before she reached the porch:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hank Walters is dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then she went footing it up the street. They was a black plume on her
- bunnet which nodded the same as on a hearse, and she was into and out of
- seven front yards in five minutes.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mis' Alexander, she runs acrost the street to where we was, and she kneels
- down and puts her arm around Elmira, which was still rocking back and
- forth in the path, and she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do you know he's dead, Elmira? I seen him not more'n an hour ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny seen it all,&rdquo; says Elmira.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mis' Alexander turned to me, and wants to know what happened and how it
- happened and where it happened. But I don't want to say nothing about that
- cistern. So I busts out bellering fresher'n ever, and I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He was drunk, and he come home drunk, and he done it then, and that's how
- he cone it,&rdquo; I says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you seen him?&rdquo; she says. I nodded.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo; says she and Elmira, both to oncet.
- </p>
- <p>
- But I was scared to say nothing about that there cistern, so I jest bawled
- some more.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was it in the blacksmith shop?&rdquo; says Mis' Alexander. I nodded my head
- agin and let it go at that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is he in there now?&rdquo; asts Mis' Alexander. I nodded agin. I hadn't meant
- to give out no untrue stories. But a kid will always tell a lie, not
- meaning to tell one, if you sort of invite him with questions like that,
- and get him scared the way you're acting. Besides, I says to myself, &ldquo;so
- long as Hank has turned into a corpse and that makes him dead, what's the
- difference whether he's in the blacksmith shop or not?&rdquo; Fur I hadn't had
- any plain idea, being such a little kid, that a corpse meant to be dead,
- and wasn't sure what being dead was like, neither, except they had
- funerals over you then. I knowed being a corpse must be some sort of a big
- disadvantage from the way Elmira always says keep away from that cistern
- door or I'll be one. But if they was going to be a funeral in our house,
- I'd feel kind o' important, too. They didn't have em every day in our
- town, and we hadn't never had one of our own.
- </p>
- <p>
- So Mis' Alexander, she led Elmira into the house, both a-crying, and Mis'
- Alexander trying to comfort her, and me a tagging along behind holding
- onto Elmira's skirts and sniffling into them. And in a few minutes all
- them women Mis' Rogers has told come filing into that room, one at a time,
- looking sad. Only Old Mis' Primrose, she was awful late getting there
- because she stopped to put on her bunnet she always wore to funerals with
- the black Paris lace on it her cousin Arminty White had sent her from
- Chicago.
- </p>
- <p>
- When they found out Hank had come home with licker in him and done it
- himself, they was all excited, and they all crowds around and asts me how,
- except two as is holding onto Elmira's hands which sets moaning in a
- chair. And they all asts me questions as to what I seen him do, which if
- they hadn't I wouldn't have told em the lies I did. But they egged me on
- to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Says one woman: &ldquo;Danny, you seen him do it in the blacksmith shop?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I nodded.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But how did he get in?&rdquo; sings out another woman. &ldquo;The door was locked on
- the outside with a padlock jest now when I come by. He couldn't of killed
- himself in there and locked the door on the outside.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't see how he could of done that myself, so I begun to bawl agin and
- said nothing at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He must of crawled through that little side window,&rdquo; says another one.
- &ldquo;It was open when I come by, if the door <i>was</i> locked. Did you see
- him crawl through the little side window, Danny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I nodded. They wasn't nothing else fur me to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But <i>you</i> hain't tall enough to look through that there window,&rdquo;
- says another one to me. &ldquo;How could you see into that shop, Danny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't know, so I didn't say nothing at all; I jest sniffled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They is a store box right in under that window,&rdquo; says another one. &ldquo;Danny
- must have clumb onto that store box and looked in after he seen Hank come
- down the road and crawl through the window. Did you scramble onto the
- store box and look in, Danny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I jest nodded agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what was it you seen him do? How did he kill himself?&rdquo; they all asts
- to oncet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>I</i> didn't know. So I jest bellers and boo-hoos some more. Things was
- getting past anything I could see the way out of.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He might of hung himself to one of the iron rings in the jists above the
- forge,&rdquo; says another woman. &ldquo;He clumb onto the forge to tie the rope to
- one of them rings, and he tied the other end around his neck, and then he
- stepped off'n the forge. Was that how he done it, Danny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I nodded. And then I bellered louder than ever. I knowed Hank was down in
- that there cistern, a corpse and a mighty wet corpse, all this time; but
- they kind o' got me to thinking mebby he was hanging out in the shop by
- the forge, too. And I guessed I'd better stick to the shop story, not
- wanting to say nothing about that cistern no sooner'n I could help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty soon one woman says, kind o' shivery:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to have the job of opening the door of that blacksmith shop
- the first one!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And they all kind o' shivered then, and looked at Elmira. They says to let
- some of the men open it. And Mis' Alexander, she says she'll run home and
- tell her husband right off.
- </p>
- <p>
- And all the time Elmira is moaning in that chair. One woman says Elmira
- orter have a cup o' tea, which she'll lay off her bunnet and go to the
- kitchen and make it fur her. But Elmira says no, she can't a-bear to think
- of tea, with poor Hennerey a-hanging out there in the shop. But she was
- kind o' enjoying all that fuss being made over her, too. And all the other
- women says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor thing!&rdquo; But all the same they was mad she said she didn't want any
- tea, for they all wanted some and didn't feel free without she took it
- too. Which she said she would after they'd coaxed a while and made her see
- her duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- So they all goes out to the kitchen, bringing along some of the best room
- chairs, Elmira coming too, and me tagging along behind. And the first
- thing they noticed was them flatirons on top of the cistern door. Mis'
- Primrose, she says that looks funny. But another woman speaks up and says
- Danny must of been playing with them while Elmira was over town. She says,
- &ldquo;Was you playing they was horses, Danny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was feeling considerable like a liar by this time, but I says I was
- playing horses with them, fur I couldn't see no use in hurrying things up.
- I was bound to get a lamming purty soon anyhow. When I was a kid I could
- always bet on that. So they picks up the flatirons, and as they picks em
- up they come a splashing noise in the cistern. I thinks to myself, Hank's
- corpse'll be out of there in a minute. One woman, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goodness gracious sakes alive! What's that, Elmira?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Elmira says that cistern is mighty full of fish, and they is some great
- big ones in there, and it must be some of them a-flopping around. Which if
- they hadn't of been all worked up and talking all to oncet and all
- thinking of Hank's body hanging out there in the blacksmith shop they
- might of suspicioned something. For that flopping kep' up steady, and a
- lot of splashing too. I mebby orter mentioned sooner it had been a dry
- summer and they was only three or four feet of water in our cistern, and
- Hank wasn't in scarcely up to his big hairy chest. So when Elmira says the
- cistern is full of fish, that woman opens the trap door and looks in. Hank
- thinks it's Elmira come to get him out. He allows he'll keep quiet in
- there and make believe he is drowned and give her a good scare and make
- her sorry fur him. But when the cistern door is opened, he hears a lot of
- clacking tongues all of a sudden like they was a hen convention on. He
- allows she has told some of the neighbours, and he'll scare them too. So
- Hank, he laid low. And the woman as looks in sees nothing, for it's as
- dark down there as the insides of the whale what swallered Noah. But she
- leaves the door open and goes on a-making tea, and they ain't skeercly a
- sound from that cistern, only little, ripply noises like it might have
- been fish.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty soon a woman says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It has drawed, Elmira; won't you have a cup?&rdquo; Elmira she kicked some
- more, but she took hern. And each woman took hern. And one woman,
- a-sipping of hern, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The departed had his good pints, Elmira.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which was the best thing had been said of Hank in that town fur years and
- years.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Mis' Primrose, she always prided herself on being honest, no matter
- what come, and she ups and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't believe in no hippercritics at a time like this, no more'n no
- other time. The departed wasn't no good, and the hull town knowed it; and
- Elmira orter feel like it's good riddance of bad rubbish and them is my
- sentiments and the sentiments of rightfulness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- All the other women sings out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y, <i>Mis' Primrose</i>! I never!&rdquo; And they seemed awful shocked. But
- down in underneath more of em agreed than let on. Elmira she wiped her
- eyes and she said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hennerey and me has had our troubles. They ain't any use in denying that,
- Mis' Primrose. It has often been give and take between us and betwixt us.
- And the hull town knows he has lifted his hand agin me more'n oncet. But I
- always stood up to Hennerey, and I fit him back, free and fair and open. I
- give him as good as he sent on this here earth, and I ain't the one to
- carry no annermosities beyond the grave. I forgive Hank all the orneriness
- he done me, and they was a lot of it, as is becoming unto a church member,
- which he never was.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And all the women but Mis' Primrose, they says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Elmira Appleton, you <i>have</i> got a Christian sperrit!&rdquo; Which done her
- a heap of good, and she cried considerable harder, leaking out tears as
- fast as she poured tea in. Each one on em tries to find out something good
- to say about Hank, only they wasn't much they could say. And Hank in that
- there cistern a-listening to every word of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mis' Rogers, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Afore he took to drinking like a fish, Hank Walters was as likely looking
- a young feller as I ever see.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mis' White, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Hank he never was a stingy man, nohow. Often and often White has
- told me about seeing Hank, after he'd sold a piece of land, treating the
- hull town down in Nolan's bar-room jest as come-easy, go-easy as if it
- wasn't money he orter paid his honest debts with.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They set there that-a-way telling of what good pints they could think of
- fur ten minutes, and Hank a-hearing it and getting madder and madder all
- the time. The gineral opinion was that Hank wasn't no good and was better
- done fur, and no matter what they said them feelings kep' sticking out
- through the words.
- </p>
- <p>
- By and by Tom Alexander come busting into the house, and his wife, Mis'
- Alexander, was with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the matter with all you folks,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;They ain't nobody
- hanging in that there blacksmith shop. I broke the door down and went in,
- and it was empty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they was a pretty howdy-do, and they all sings out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where's the corpse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And some thinks mebby some one has cut it down and took it away, and all
- gabbles to oncet. But for a minute no one thinks mebby little Danny has
- been egged on to tell lies. Little Danny ain't saying a word. But Elmira
- she grabs me and shakes me and she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You little liar, you, what do you mean by that tale you told?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I thinks that lamming is about due now. But whilst all eyes is turned on
- me and Elmira, they comes a voice from that cistern. It is Hank's voice,
- and he sings out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom Alexander, is that you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Some of the women scream, for some thinks it is Hank's ghost. But one
- woman says what would a ghost be doing in a cistern?
- </p>
- <p>
- Tom Alexander, he laughs and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What in blazes you want to jump in there fur, Hank?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You dern ijut!&rdquo; says Hank, &ldquo;you quit mocking me and get a ladder, and
- when I get out'n here I'll learn you to ast what did I want to jump in
- here fur!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You never seen the day you could do it,&rdquo; says Tom Alexander, meaning the
- day he could lick him. &ldquo;And if you feel that way about it you can stay
- there fur all of me. I guess a little water won't hurt you none.&rdquo; And he
- left the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Elmira,&rdquo; sings out Hank, mad and bossy, &ldquo;you go get me a ladder!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Elmira, her temper riz up too, all of a sudden.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you dare order me around like I was the dirt under your feet,
- Hennerey Walters,&rdquo; she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- At that Hank fairly roared, he was so mad. He says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Elmira, when I get out'n here I'll give you what you won't fergit in a
- hurry. I hearn you a-forgiving me and a-weeping over me, and I won't be
- forgive nor weeped over by no one! You go and get that ladder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Elmira only answers:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wasn't sober when you fell into there, Hennerey Walters. And now you
- can jest stay in there till you get a better temper on you!&rdquo; And all the
- women says: &ldquo;That's right, Elmira; spunk up to him!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0039.jpg" alt="0039 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0039.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- They was considerable splashing around in the water fur a couple of
- minutes. And then, all of a sudden, a live fish come a-whirling out of
- that hole, which he had ketched it with his hands. It was a big bullhead,
- and its whiskers around its mouth was stiffened into spikes, and it lands
- kerplump into Mis' Rogers's lap, a-wiggling, and it kind o' horns her on
- the hands, and she is that surprised she faints. Mis' Primrose, she gets
- up and pushes that fish back into the cistern with her foot from the floor
- where it had fell, and she says right decided:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Elmira Walters, that was Elmira Appleton, if you let Hank out'n that
- cistern before he has signed the pledge and promised to jine the church
- you're a bigger fool 'n I take you to be. A woman has got to make a
- stand!&rdquo; With that she marches out'n our house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then all the women sings out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Send fur Brother Cartwright! Send fur Brother Cartwright!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And they sent me scooting acrost town to get him quick. Which he was the
- preacher of the Baptist church and lived next to it. And I hadn't got no
- lamming yet!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> never stopped to
- tell but two, three folks on the way to Brother Cartwright's, but they
- must of spread it quick. 'Cause when I got back home with him it seemed
- like the hull town was there. It was along about dusk by this time, and it
- was a prayer-meeting night at the church. Mr. Cartwright told his wife to
- tell the folks what come to the prayer-meeting he'd be back before long,
- and to wait fur him. Which she really told them where he had went, and
- what fur. Mr. Cartwright marches right into the kitchen. All the chairs in
- our house was into the kitchen, and the women was a-talking and
- a-laughing, and they had sent over to Alexanderses for their chairs and to
- Rogerses for theirn. Every oncet in a while they would be a awful bust of
- language come up from that hole where that unreginerate old sinner was
- cooped up in.
- </p>
- <p>
- I have travelled around considerable since them days, and I have mixed up
- along of many kinds of people in many different places, and some of 'em
- was cussers to admire. But I never hearn such cussing before or since as
- old Hank done that night. He busted his own records and riz higher'n his
- own water marks for previous times. I wasn't nothing but a little kid
- then, and skeercly fitten fur to admire the full beauty of it. They was
- deep down cusses, that come from the heart. Looking back at it after all
- these years, I can believe what Brother Cartwright said himself that
- night, that it wasn't natcheral cussing and some higher power, like a
- demon or a evil sperrit, must of entered into Hank's human carkis and give
- that turrible eloquence to his remarks. It busted out every few minutes,
- and the women would put their fingers into their ears till a spell was
- over. And it was personal, too. Hank, he would listen until he hearn a
- woman's voice that he knowed, and then he would let loose on her fambly,
- going backwards to her grandfathers and downwards to her children's
- children. If her father had once stolen a hog, or her husband done any
- disgrace that got found out on him, Hank would put it all into his gineral
- remarks, with trimmings onto it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Brother Cartwright, he steps up to the hole in the floor when he first
- comes in and he says, gentle-like and soothing, like a undertaker when he
- tells you where to set at a home funeral:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Brother Walters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Brother!&rdquo; Hank yells out, &ldquo;don't ye brother me, you sniffling,
- psalm-singing, yaller-faced, pigeon-toed hippercrit, you! Get me a ladder,
- gol dern you, and I'll come out'n here and learn you to brother me, I
- will.&rdquo; Only that wasn't nothing to what Hank really said to that preacher;
- no more like it than a little yaller, fluffy canary is like a buzzard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Brother Walters,&rdquo; says the preacher, ca'am but firm, &ldquo;we have all decided
- that you ain't going to come out of that cistern till you sign the
- pledge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And Hank tells him what he thinks of pledges and him and church doings,
- and it wasn't purty. And he says if he was as deep in eternal fire as what
- he now is in rain-water, and every fish that nibbles at his toes was a
- preacher with a red-hot pitchfork a-jabbing at him, they could jab till
- the hull hereafter turned into snow afore he'd ever sign nothing a man
- like Mr. Cartwright give him to sign. Hank was stubborner than any mule he
- ever nailed shoes onto, and proud of being that stubborn. That town was a
- awful religious town, and Hank he knowed he was called the most
- onreligious man in it, and he was proud of that too; and if any one called
- him a heathen it jest plumb tickled him all over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Brother Walters,&rdquo; says that preacher, &ldquo;we are going to pray for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And they done it. They brought all them chairs close up around that
- cistern, in a ring, and they all kneeled down there, with their heads on
- 'em, and they prayed fur Hank's salvation. They done it up in style, too,
- one at a time, and the others singing out, &ldquo;Amen!&rdquo; every now and then, and
- they shed tears down onto Hank. The front yard was crowded with men, all
- a-laughing and a-talking and chawing and spitting tobacco and betting how
- long Hank would hold out. Old Si Emery, that was the city marshal, and
- always wore a big nickel-plated star, was out there with 'em. Si was in a
- sweat, 'cause Bill Nolan, that run the bar-room, and some more of Hank's
- friends, or as near friends as he had, was out in the road. They says to
- Si he must arrest that preacher, fur Hank is being gradual murdered in
- that there water, and he'll die if he's helt there too long, and it will
- be a crime. Only they didn't come into the yard to say it amongst us
- religious folks. But Si, he says he dassent arrest no one because it is
- outside the town copperation; but he's considerable worried too about what
- his duty orter be.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty soon the gang that Mrs. Cartwright has rounded up at the
- prayer-meeting comes stringing along in. They had all brung their hymn
- books with them, and they sung. The hull town was there then, and they all
- sung, and they sung revival hymns over Hank. And Hank he would jest cuss
- and cuss. Every time he busted out into another cussing spell they would
- start another hymn. Finally the men out in the front yard got warmed up
- too, and begun to sing, all but Bill Nolan's crowd, and they give Hank up
- for lost and went away disgusted.
- </p>
- <p>
- The first thing you knowed they was a reg'lar revival meeting there, and
- that preacher was preaching a reg'lar revival sermon. I been to more'n one
- camp meeting, but fur jest natcherally taking holt of the hull human race
- by the slack of its pants and dangling of it over hell-fire, I never hearn
- nothing could come up to that there sermon. Two or three old backsliders
- in the crowd come right up and repented all over agin on the spot. The
- hull kit and biling of 'em got the power good and hard, like they does at
- camp meetings and revivals. But Hank, he only cussed. He was obstinate,
- Hank was, and his pride and dander had riz up. Finally he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're taking a ornery, low-down advantage o' me, you are. Let me out'n
- this here cistern and I'll show you who'll stick it out longest on dry
- land, dern your religious hides!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Some of the folks there hadn't had no suppers, so after all the other
- sinners but Hank had either got converted or else sneaked away, some of
- the women says why not make a kind of love feast out of it, and bring some
- vittles, like they does to church sociables. Because it seems likely Satan
- is going to wrastle all night long, like he done with the angel Jacob, and
- they ought to be prepared. So they done it. They went and they come back
- with vittles and they made up hot coffee and they feasted that preacher
- and theirselves and Elmira and me, all right in Hank's hearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- And Hank was getting hungry himself. And he was cold in that water. And
- the fish was nibbling at him. And he was getting cussed out and weak and
- soaked full of despair. And they wasn't no way fur him to set down and
- rest. And he was scared of getting a cramp in his legs, and sinking down
- with his head under water and being drownded. He said afterward he'd of
- done the last with pleasure if they was any way of suing that crowd fur
- murder. So along about ten o'clock he sings out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I give in, gosh dern ye! I give in. Let me out and I'll sign your pesky
- pledge!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Brother Cartwright was fur getting a ladder and letting him climb out
- right away. But Elmira, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you do it, Brother Cartwright; don't you do it. You don't know Hank
- Walters like I does. If he oncet gets out o' there before he's signed that
- pledge, he won't never sign it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So they fixed it up that Brother Cartwright was to write out a pledge on
- the inside leaf of the Bible, and tie the Bible onto a string, and a lead
- pencil onto another string, and let the strings down to Hank, and he was
- to make his mark, fur he couldn't write, and they was to be pulled up
- agin. Hank, he says all right, and they done it. But jest as Hank was
- making his mark on the leaf of the book, that preacher done what I has
- always thought was a mean trick. He was lying on the floor with his head
- and shoulders into that hole as fur as he could, holding a lantern way
- down into it, so as Hank could see. And jest as Hank made that mark he
- spoke some words over him, and then he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Henry Walters, I have baptized you, and you are a member of the
- church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- You'd a thought Hank would of broke out cussing agin at being took
- unexpected that-a-way, fur he hadn't really agreed to nothing but signing
- the pledge. But nary a cuss. He jest says: &ldquo;Now, you get that ladder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They got it, and he clumb up into the kitchen, dripping and shivering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You went and baptized me in that water?&rdquo; he asts the preacher. The
- preacher says he has.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; says Hank, &ldquo;you done a low-down trick on me. You knowed I has made
- my brags I never jined no church nor never would jine. You knowed I was
- proud of that. You knowed that it was my glory to tell of it, and that I
- set a heap of store by it in every way. And now you've went and took it
- away from me! You never fought it out fair and square, neither, man
- playing to outlast man, like you done with this here pledge, but you
- sneaked it in on me when I wasn't looking.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They was a lot of men in that crowd that thought the preacher had went too
- far, and sympathized with Hank. The way he done about that hurt Brother
- Cartwright in our town, and they was a split in the church, because some
- said it wasn't reg'lar and wasn't binding. He lost his job after a while
- and become an evangelist. Which it don't make no difference what one of
- them does, nohow.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Hank, he always thought he had been baptized reg'lar. And he never was
- the same afterward. He had made his life-long brags, and his pride was
- broke in that there one pertic'ler spot. And he sorrered and grieved over
- it a good 'eal, and got grouchier and grouchier and meaner and meaner, and
- lickered oftener, if anything. Signing the pledge couldn't hold Hank. He
- was worse in every way after that night in the cistern, and took to
- lamming me harder and harder.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>ell, all the
- lammings Hank laid on never done me any good. It seemed like I was jest
- natcherally cut out to have no success in life, and no amount of whaling
- could change it, though Hank, he was faithful. Before I was twelve years
- old the hull town had seen it, and they wasn't nothing else expected of me
- except not to be any good.
- </p>
- <p>
- That had its handy sides to it, too. They was lots of kids there that had
- to go to school, but Hank, he never would of let me done that if I had ast
- him, and I never asted. And they was lots of kids considerably bothered
- all the time with their parents and relations. They made 'em go to Sunday
- School, and wash up reg'lar all over on Saturday nights, and put on shoes
- and stockings part of the time, even in the summer, and some of 'em had to
- ast to go in swimming, and the hull thing was a continuous trouble and
- privation to 'em. But they wasn't nothing perdicted of me, and I done like
- it was perdicted. Everybody 'lowed from the start that Hank would of made
- trash out'n me, even if I hadn't showed all the signs of being trash
- anyhow. And if they was devilment anywhere about that town they all says,
- &ldquo;Danny, he done it.&rdquo; And like as not I has. So I gets to be what you might
- call an outcast. All the kids whose folks ain't trash, their mothers tells
- 'em not to run with me no more. Which they done it all the more fur that
- reason, on the sly, and it makes me more important with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when I gets a little bigger, all that makes me feel kind o' bad
- sometimes. It ain't so handy then. Fur folks gets to saying, when I would
- come around:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny, what do <i>you</i> want?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And if I says, &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; they would say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then, you get out o' here!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which they needn't of been suspicioning nothing like they pertended they
- did, fur I never stole nothing more'n worter millions and mush millions
- and such truck, and mebby now and then a chicken us kids use to roast in
- the woods on Sundays, and jest as like as not it was one of Hank's hens
- then, which I figgered I'd earnt it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fur Hank, he had streaks when he'd work me considerable hard. He never
- give me any money fur it. He loafed a lot too, and when he'd loaf I'd
- loaf. But I did pick up right smart of handiness with tools around that
- there shop of his'n, and if he'd ever of used me right I might of turned
- into a purty fair blacksmith. But it wasn't no use trying to work fur
- Hank. When I was about fifteen, times is right bad around the house fur a
- spell, and Elmira is working purty hard, and I thinks to myself:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, these folks has kind o' brung you up, and you ain't never done
- more'n Hank made you do. Mebby you orter stick to work a little more when
- they's a job in the shop, even if Hank don't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which I tried it fur about two or three years, doing as much work around
- the shop as Hank done and mebby more. But it wasn't no use. One day when
- I'm about eighteen, I seen awful plain I'll have to light out from there.
- They was a circus come to town that day. I says to Hank:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hank, they is a circus this afternoon and agin to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So I has hearn,&rdquo; says Hank.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Are you going to it?&rdquo; says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I mout,&rdquo; says Hank, &ldquo;and then agin I moutn't. I don't see as it's no
- consarns of yourn, nohow.&rdquo; I knowed he was going, though. Hank, he never
- missed a circus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;they wasn't no harm to ast, was they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you've asted, ain't you?&rdquo; says Hank.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;I'd like to go to that there circus myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They ain't no use in me saying fur you not to go,&rdquo; says Hank, &ldquo;fur you
- would go anyhow. You always does go off when you is needed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I ain't got no money,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;and I was going to ast you could you
- spare me half a dollar?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Great Jehosephat!&rdquo; says Hank, &ldquo;but ain't you getting stuck up! What's the
- matter of you crawling in under the tent like you always done? First thing
- I know you'll be wanting a pair of these here yaller shoes and a
- stove-pipe hat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;I ain't no dude, Hank, and you know it. But they is always
- things about a circus to spend money on besides jest the circus herself.
- They is the side show, fur instance, and they is the grand concert
- afterward. I calkelated I'd take 'em all in this year&mdash;the hull dern
- thing, jest fur oncet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank, he looks at me like I'd asted fur a house 'n' lot, or a million
- dollars, or something like that. But he don't say nothing. He jest snorts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hank,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I been doing right smart work around the shop fur two,
- three years now. If you wasn't loafing so much you'd a noticed it more.
- And I ain't never ast fur a cent of pay fur it, nor&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You ain't wuth no pay,&rdquo; says Hank. &ldquo;You ain't wuth nothing but to eat
- vittles and wear out clothes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I figger I earn my vittles and a good 'eal more. And as
- fur as clothes goes, I never had none but what Elmira made out'n yourn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who brung you up?&rdquo; asts Hank.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You done it,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;and by your own say-so you done a dern poor job at
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You go to that there circus,&rdquo; says Hank, a-flaring up, &ldquo;and I'll lambaste
- you up to a inch of your life. So fur as handing out money fur you to
- sling it to the dogs, I ain't no bank, and if I was I ain't no ijut. But
- you jest let me hear of you even going nigh that circus lot and all the
- lammings you has ever got, rolled into one, won't be a measly little
- sarcumstance to what you <i>will</i> get. They ain't no leather-faced
- young upstart with weepin'-willow hail going to throw up to me how I brung
- him up. That's gratitood fur you, that is!&rdquo; says Hank. &ldquo;If it hadn't of
- been fur me giving you a home when I found you first, where would you of
- been now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I might of been a good 'eal better off. If you hadn't of
- took me in the Alexanderses would of, and then I wouldn't of been kep' out
- of school and growed up a ignoramus like you is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never had no trouble keeping you away from school, I notice,&rdquo; says
- Hank, with a snort. &ldquo;This is the first I ever hearn of you wanting to go
- there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which was true in one way, and a lie in another. I hadn't never wanted to
- go till lately, but he'd of lammed me if I had of wanted to. He always
- said he would. And now I was too big and knowed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, Hank, he never give me no money, so I watches my chancet that
- afternoon and slips in under the tent the same as always. And I lays low
- under them green benches and wiggled through when I seen a good chancet.
- The first person I seen was Hank. Of course he seen me, and he shook his
- fist at me in a promising kind of way, and they wasn't no trouble
- figgering out what he meant. Fur a while I didn't enjoy that circus to no
- extent. Fur I was thinking that if Hank tries to lick me fur it I'll fight
- him back this time, which I hadn't never fit him back much yet fur fear
- he'd pick up something iron around the shop and jest natcherally lay me
- cold with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I got home before Hank did. It was nigh sundown, and I was waiting in the
- door of the shop fur Elmira to holler vittles is ready, and Hank come
- along. He didn't waste no time. He steps inside the shop and he takes down
- a strap and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You come here and take off your shirt.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But I jest moves away. Hank, he runs in on me, and he swings his strap. I
- throwed up my arm, and it cut me acrost the knuckles. I run in on him, and
- he dropped the strap and fetched me an openhanded smack plumb on the mouth
- that jarred my head back and like to of busted it loose. Then I got right
- mad, and I run in on him agin, and this time I got to him, and wrastled
- with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, I never was so surprised in all my life before. Fur I hadn't
- had holt on him more'n a minute before I seen I'm stronger than Hank is. I
- throwed him, and he hit the ground with considerable of a jar, and then I
- put my knee in the pit of his stomach and churned it a couple. And I
- thinks to myself what a fool I must of been fur better'n a year, because I
- might of done this any time. I got him by the ears and I slammed his head
- into the gravel a few times, him a-reaching fur my throat, and a-pounding
- me with his fists, but me a-taking the licks and keeping holt. And I had a
- mighty contented time fur a few minutes there on top of Hank, chuckling to
- myself, and batting him one every now and then fur luck, and trying to
- make him holler it's enough. But Hank is stubborn and he won't holler. And
- purty soon I thinks, what am I going to do? Fur Hank will be so mad when I
- let him up he'll jest natcherally kill me, without I kill him. And I was
- scared, because I don't want neither one of them things to happen. Whilst
- I was thinking it over, and getting scareder and scareder, and banging
- Hank's head harder and harder, some one grabs me from behind.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was two of them, and one gets my collar and one gets the seat of my
- pants, and they drug me off'n him. Hank, he gets up, and then he sets down
- sudden on a horse block and wipes his face on his sleeve, which they was
- considerable blood come onto the sleeve.
- </p>
- <p>
- I looks around to see who has had holt of me, and it is two men. One of
- them looks about seven feet tall, on account of a big plug hat and a long
- white linen duster, and has a beautiful red beard. In the road they is a
- big stout road wagon, with a canopy top over it, pulled by two hosses, and
- on the wagon box they is a strip of canvas. Which I couldn't read then
- what was wrote on the canvas, but I learnt later it said, in big print:
- </p>
- <p>
- SIWASH INDIAN SAGRAW. NATURE'S UNIVERSAL MEDICINAL SPECIFIC. DISCOVERED BY
- DR. HARTLEY L. KIRBY AMONG THE ABORIGINES OF OREGON.
- </p>
- <p>
- On account of being so busy, neither Hank nor me had hearn the wagon come
- along the road and stop. The big man in the plug hat, he says, or they was
- words to that effect, jest as serious:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why are you mauling the aged gent?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;he needed it considerable.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; says he, still more solemn, &ldquo;the good book says to honour thy
- father and thy mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;mebby it does and mebby it don't. But <i>he</i> ain't my
- father, nohow. And he ain't been getting no more'n his come-uppings.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord,&rdquo; the big man remarks, very serious.
- Hank, he riz up then, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mister, be you a preacher? 'Cause if you be, the sooner you have druv on,
- the better fur ye. I got a grudge agin all preachers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That feller, he jest looks Hank over ca'am and easy and slow before he
- answers, and he wrinkles up his face like he never seen anything like Hank
- before. Then he fetches a kind o' aggervating smile, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Beneath a shady chestnut tree The village blacksmith stands. The smith, a
- pleasant soul is he With warts upon his hands&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He stares at Hank hard and solemn and serious while he is saying that
- poetry at him. Hank fidgets and turns his eyes away. But the feller
- touches him on the breast with his finger, and makes him look at him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My honest friend,&rdquo; says the feller, &ldquo;I am <i>not</i> a preacher. Not
- right now, anyhow. No! My mission is spreading the glad tidings of good
- health. Look at me,&rdquo; and he swells his chest up, and keeps a-holt of
- Hank's eyes with his'n. &ldquo;You behold before you the discoverer,
- manufacturer, and proprietor of Siwash Indian Sagraw, nature's own remedy
- for Bright's Disease, rheumatism, liver and kidney trouble, catarrh,
- consumption, bronchitis, ring-worm, erysipelas, lung fever, typhoid,
- croup, dandruff, stomach trouble, dyspepsia&mdash;&rdquo; And they was a lot
- more of 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says Hank, sort o' backing up as the big man come nearer and
- nearer to him, jest natcherally bully-ragging him with them eyes, &ldquo;I got
- none of them there complaints.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor he kind o' snarls, and he brings his hand down hard on Hank's
- shoulder, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are more things betwixt Dan and Beersheba than was ever dreamt of
- in thy sagacity, Romeo!&rdquo; Or they was words to that effect, fur that doctor
- was jest plumb full of Scripter quotations. And he sings out sudden,
- giving Hank a shove that nearly pushes him over: &ldquo;Man alive!&rdquo; he yells,
- &ldquo;you <i>don't know</i> what disease you may have! Many's the strong man
- I've seen rejoicing in his strength at the dawn of day cut down like the
- grass in the field before sunset,&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank, he's trying to look the other way, but that doctor won't let his
- eyes wiggle away from his'n. He says very sharp:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stick out your tongue!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0061.jpg" alt="0061 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0061.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Hank, he sticks her out.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he takes some glasses out'n his pocket and puts 'em on, and he
- fetches a long look at her. Then he opens his mouth like he was going to
- say something, and shuts it agin like his feelings won't let him. He puts
- his arm across Hank's shoulder affectionate and sad, and then he turns his
- head away like they was some one dead in the fambly. Finally, he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought so. I saw it. I saw it in your eyes when I first drove up. I
- hope,&rdquo; he says, very mournful, &ldquo;I haven't come too late!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank, he turns pale. I was getting sorry fur Hank myself. I seen now why I
- licked him so easy. Any one could of told from that doctor's actions Hank
- was as good as a dead man already. But Hank, he makes a big effort, and he
- says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Shucks! I'm sixty-eight years old, doctor, and I hain't never had a sick
- day in my life.&rdquo; But he was awful uneasy too.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he says to the feller with him: &ldquo;Looey, bring me one of the
- sample size.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey brung it, the doctor never taking his eyes off'n Hank. He handed it
- to Hank, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A whiskey glass full three times a day, my friend, and there is a good
- chance for even you. I give it to you, without money and without price.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what have I got?&rdquo; asts Hank.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have spinal meningitis,&rdquo; says the doctor, never batting an eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will this here cure me?&rdquo; says Hank.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It'll cure <i>anything</i>,&rdquo; says the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hank he says, &ldquo;Shucks,&rdquo; agin, but he took the bottle and pulled the cork
- out and smelt it, right thoughtful. And what them fellers had stopped at
- our place fur was to have the shoe of the nigh hoss's off hind foot nailed
- on, which it was most ready to drop off. Hank, he done it fur a
- regulation, dollar-size bottle and they druv on into the village.
- </p>
- <p>
- Right after supper I goes down town. They was in front of Smith's Palace
- Hotel. They was jest starting up when I got there. Well, sir, that doctor
- was a sight. He didn't have his duster onto him, but his stove-pipe hat
- was, and one of them long Prince Alferd coats nearly to his knees, and
- shiny shoes, but his vest was cut out holler fur to show his biled shirt,
- and it was the pinkest shirt I ever see, and in the middle of that they
- was a diamond as big as Uncle Pat Hickey's wen, what was one of the town
- sights. No, sir; they never was a man with more genuine fashionableness
- sticking out all over him than Doctor Kirby. He jest fairly wallered in
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I hadn't paid no pertic'ler attention to the other feller with him when
- they stopped at our place, excepting to notice he was kind of slim and
- blackhaired and funny complected. But I seen now I orter of looked
- closeter. Fur I'll be dad-binged if he weren't an Injun! There he set,
- under that there gasoline lamp the wagon was all lit up with, with
- moccasins on, and beads and shells all over him, and the gaudiest turkey
- tail of feathers rainbowing down from his head you ever see, and a blanket
- around him that was gaudier than the feathers. And he shined and rattled
- every time he moved.
- </p>
- <p>
- That wagon was a hull opry house to itself. It was rolled out in front of
- Smith's Palace Hotel without the hosses. The front part was filled with
- bottles of medicine. The doctor, he begun business by taking out a long
- brass horn and tooting on it. They was about a dozen come, but they was
- mostly boys. Then him and the Injun picked up some banjoes and sung a
- comic song out loud and clear. And they was another dozen or so come. And
- they sung another song, and Pop Wilkins, he closed up the post-office and
- come over and the other two veterans of the Grand Army of the Republicans
- that always plays checkers in there nights come along with him. But it
- wasn't much of a crowd, and the doctor he looked sort o' worried. I had a
- good place, right near the hind wheel of the wagon where he rested his
- foot occasional, and I seen what he was thinking. So I says to him:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Doctor Kirby, I guess the crowd is all gone to the circus agin to-night.&rdquo;
- And all them fellers there seen I knowed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I guess so, Rube,&rdquo; he says to me. And they all laughed 'cause he called
- me Rube, and I felt kind of took down.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he lit in to tell about that Injun medicine. First off he told how he
- come to find out about it. It was the father of the Injun what was with
- him had showed him, he said. And it was in the days of his youthfulness,
- when he was wild, and a cowboy on the plains of Oregon. Well, one night he
- says, they was an awful fight on the plains of Oregon, wherever them is,
- and he got plugged full of bullet holes. And his hoss run away with him
- and he was carried off, and the hoss was going at a dead run, and the
- blood was running down onto the ground. And the wolves smelt the blood and
- took out after him, yipping and yowling something frightful to hear, and
- the hoss he kicked out behind and killed the head wolf and the others
- stopped to eat him up, and while they was eating him the hoss gained a
- quarter of a mile. But they et him up and they was gaining agin, fur the
- smell of human blood was on the plains of Oregon, he says, and the sight
- of his mother's face when she ast him never to be a cowboy come to him in
- the moonlight, and he knowed that somehow all would yet be well, and then
- he must of fainted and he knowed no more till he woke up in a tent on the
- plains of Oregon. And they was an old Injun bending over him and a
- beautiful Injun maiden was feeling of his pulse, and they says to him:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pale face, take hope, fur we will doctor you with Siwash Injun Sagraw,
- which is nature's own cure fur all diseases.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They done it. And he got well. It had been a secret among them there
- Injuns fur thousands and thousands of years. Any Injun that give away the
- secret was killed and rubbed off the rolls of the tribe and buried in
- disgrace upon the plains of Oregon. And the doctor was made a blood
- brother of the chief, and learnt the secret of that medicine. Finally he
- got the chief to see as it wasn't Christian to hold back that there
- medicine from the world no longer, and the chief, his heart was softened,
- and he says to go.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go, my brother,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;and give to the pale faces the medicine that
- has been kept secret fur thousands and thousands of years among the Siwash
- Injuns on the plains of Oregon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he went. It wasn't that he wanted to make no money out of that there
- medicine. He could of made all the money he wanted being a doctor in the
- reg'lar way. But what he wanted was to spread the glad tidings of good
- health all over this fair land of ourn, he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, he was a talker, that there doctor was, and he knowed more
- religious sayings and poetry along with it, than any feller I ever hearn.
- He goes on and he tells how awful sick people can manage to get and never
- know it, and no one else never suspicion it, and live along fur years and
- years that-a-way, and all the time in danger of death. He says it makes
- him weep when he sees them poor diluted fools going around and thinking
- they is well men, talking and laughing and marrying and giving in to
- marriage right on the edge of the grave. He sees dozens of 'em in every
- town he comes to. But they can't fool him, he says. He can tell at a
- glance who's got Bright's Disease in their kidneys and who ain't. His own
- father, he says, was deathly sick fur years and years and never knowed it,
- and the knowledge come on him sudden like, and he died. That was before
- Siwash Injun Sagraw was ever found out about. Doctor Kirby broke down and
- cried right there in the wagon when he thought of how his father might of
- been saved if he was only alive now that that medicine was put up into
- bottle form, six fur a five-dollar bill so long as he was in town, and
- after that two dollars fur each bottle at the drug store.
- </p>
- <p>
- He unrolled a big chart and the Injun helt it by that there gasoline lamp,
- so all could see, turning the pages now and then. It was a map of a man's
- inside organs and digestive ornaments and things. They was red and blue,
- like each organ's own disease had turned it, and some of 'em was yaller.
- And they was a long string of diseases printed in black hanging down from
- each organ's picture. I never knowed before they was so many diseases nor
- yet so many things to have 'em in.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I was feeling purty good when that show started. But the doc, he
- kep' looking right at me every now and then when he talked, and I couldn't
- keep my eyes off'n him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does your heart beat fast when you exercise?&rdquo; he asts the crowd. &ldquo;Is your
- tongue coated after meals? Do your eyes leak when your nose is stopped up?
- Do you perspire under your arm pits? Do you ever have a ringing in your
- ears? Does your stomach hurt you after meals? Does your back ever ache? Do
- you ever have pains in your legs? Do your eyes blur when you look at the
- sun? Are your teeth coated? Does your hair come out when you comb it? Is
- your breath short when you walk up stairs? Do your feet swell in warm
- weather? Are there white spots on your finger nails? Do you draw your
- breath part of the time through one nostril and part of the time through
- the other? Do you ever have nightmare? Did your nose bleed easily when you
- were growing up? Does your skin fester when scratched? Are your eyes gummy
- in the mornings? Then,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;if you have any or all of these
- symptoms, your blood is bad, and your liver is wasting away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, I seen I was in a bad way, fur at one time or another I had had
- most of them there signs and warnings, and hadn't heeded 'em, and I had
- some of 'em yet. I begun to feel kind o' sick, and looking at them organs
- and diseases didn't help me none, either. The doctor, he lit out on
- another string of symptoms, and I had them, too. Seems to me I had purty
- nigh everything but fits. Kidney complaint and consumption both had a holt
- on me. It was about a even bet which would get me first. I kind o' got to
- wondering which. I figgered from what he said that I'd had consumption the
- <i>longest</i> while, but my kind of kidney trouble was an awful SLY kind,
- and it was lible to jump in without no warning a-tall and jest natcherally
- wipe me out <i>quick</i>. So I sort o' bet on the kidney trouble. But I
- seen I was a goner, and I forgive Hank all his orneriness, fur a feller
- don't want to die holding grudges.
- </p>
- <p>
- Taking it the hull way through, that was about the best medicine show I
- ever seen. But they didn't sell much. All the people what had any money
- was to the circus agin that night. So they sung some more songs and closed
- early and went into the hotel.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>ell, the next
- morning I'm feeling considerable better, and think mebby I'm going to live
- after all. I got up earlier'n Hank did, and slipped out without him seeing
- me, and didn't go nigh the shop a-tall. Fur now I've licked Hank oncet I
- figger he won't rest till he has wiped that disgrace out, and he won't
- care a dern what he picks up to do it with, nuther.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was a crick about a hundred yards from our house, in the woods, and I
- went over there and laid down and watched it run by. I laid awful still,
- thinking I wisht I was away from that town. Purty soon a squirrel comes
- down and sets on a log and watches me. I throwed an acorn at him, and he
- scooted up a tree quicker'n scatt. And then I wisht I hadn't scared him
- away, fur it looked like he knowed I was in trouble. Purty soon I takes a
- swim, and comes out and lays there some more, spitting into the water and
- thinking what shall I do now, and watching birds and things moving around,
- and ants working harder'n ever I would agin unless I got better pray fur
- it, and these here tumble bugs kicking their loads along hind end to.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a while it is getting along toward noon, and I'm feeling hungry. But
- I don't want to have no more trouble with Hank, and I jest lays there. I
- hearn two men coming through the underbrush. I riz up on my elbow to look,
- and one of them was Doctor Kirby and the other was Looey, only Looey
- wasn't an Injun this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- They sets down on the roots of a big tree a little ways off, with their
- backs toward me, and they ain't seen me. So nacherally I listened to what
- they was jawing about. They was both kind o' mad at the hull world, and at
- our town in pertic'ler, and some at each other, too. The doctor, he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I haven't had such rotten luck since I played the bloodhound in a Tom
- Show&mdash;Were you ever an 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' artist, Looey?&mdash;and a
- justice of the peace over in Iowa fined me five dollars for being on the
- street without a muzzle. Said it was a city ordinance. Talk about the
- gentle Rube being an easy mark! If these country towns don't get the
- wandering minstrel's money one way they will another!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's your own fault,&rdquo; says Looey, kind o' sour.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can't see it,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby. &ldquo;How did I know that all these
- apple-knockers had been filled up with Sykes's Magic Remedy only two weeks
- ago? I may have been a spiritualistic medium in my time now and then,&rdquo; he
- says, &ldquo;and a mind reader, too, but I'm no prophet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ain't talking about the business, Doc, and you know it,&rdquo; says Looey.
- &ldquo;We'd be all right and have our horses and wagon now if you'd only stuck
- to business and not got us into that poker game. Talk about suckers! Doc,
- for a man that has skinned as many of 'em as you have, you're the worst
- sucker yourself I ever saw.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he cusses the poker game and country towns and medicine shows
- and the hull creation and says he is so disgusted with life he guesses
- he'll go and be a preacher or a bearded lady in a sideshow. But Looey, he
- don't cheer up none. He says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right, Doc, but it's no use talking. You can <i>talk</i> all right.
- We all know that. The question is how are we going to get our horses and
- wagon away from these Rubes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I listens some more, and I seen them fellers was really into bad trouble.
- Doctor Kirby, he had got into a poker game at Smith's Palace Hotel the
- night before, right after the show. He had won from Jake Smith, which run
- it, and from the others. But shucks! it never made no difference what you
- won in that crowd. They had done Doctor Kirby and Looey like they always
- done a drummer or a stranger that come along to that town and was fool
- enough to play poker with them. They wasn't a chancet fur an outsider. If
- the drummer lost, they would take his money and that would be all they was
- to it. But if the drummer got to winning good, some one would slip out'n
- the hotel and tell Si Emery, which was the city marshal. And Si would get
- Ralph Scott, that worked fur Jake Smith in his livery stable, and pin a
- star onto Ralph, too. And they would be arrested fur gambling, only them
- that lived in our town would get away. Which Si and Ralph was always
- scared every time they done it. Then the drummer, or whoever it was, would
- be took to the calaboose, and spend all night there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0077.jpg" alt="0077 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0077.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- In the morning they would be took before Squire Matthews, that was justice
- of the peace. They would be fined a big fine, and he would get all the
- drummer had won and all he had brung to town with him besides. Squire
- Matthews and Jake Smith and Windy Goodell and Mart Watson, which the two
- last was lawyers, was always playing that there game on drummers that was
- fool enough to play poker. Hank, he says he bet they divided it up
- afterward, though it was supposed them fines went to the town. Well, they
- played a purty closte game of poker in our little town. It was jest like
- the doctor says to Looey:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By George,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;it is a well-nigh perfect thing. If you lose you
- lose, and if you win you lose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, the doctor, he had started out winning the night before. And Si
- Emery and Ralph Scott had arrested them. And that morning, while I had
- been laying by the crick and the rest of the town was seeing the fun, they
- had been took afore Squire Matthews and fined one hundred and twenty-five
- dollars apiece. The doctor, he tells Squire Matthews it is an outrage, and
- it ain't legal if tried in a bigger court, and they ain't that much money
- in the world so fur as he knows, and he won't pay it. But, the squire, he
- says the time has come to teach them travelling fakirs as is always
- running around the country with shows and electric belts and things that
- they got to stop dreening that town of hard-earned money, and he has
- decided to make an example of 'em. The only two lawyers in town is Windy
- and Mart, which has been in the poker game theirselves, the same as
- always. The doctor says the hull thing is a put-up job, and he can't get
- the money, and he wouldn't if he could, and he'll lay in that town
- calaboose and rot the rest of his life and eat the town poor before he'll
- stand it. And the squire says he'll jest take their hosses and wagon fur
- c'latteral till they make up the rest of the two hundred and fifty
- dollars. And the hosses and wagon was now in the livery stable next to
- Smith's Palace Hotel, which Jake run that too.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I thinks to myself, it <i>is</i> a dern shame, and I felt sorry fur
- them two fellers. Fur our town was jest as good as stealing that property.
- And I felt kind o' shamed of belonging to such a town, too. And I thinks
- to myself, I'd like to help 'em out of that scrape. And then I seen how I
- could do it, and not get took up fur it, neither. So, without thinking,
- all of a sudden I jumps up and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, Doctor Kirby, I got a scheme!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They jumps up too, and they looks at me startled. Then the doctor kind o'
- laughs and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, it's the young blacksmith!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey, he says, looking at me hard and suspicious:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What kind of a scheme are you talking about?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;to get that outfit of yourn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You've been listening to us,&rdquo; says Looey. Looey was one of them
- quiet-looking fellers that never laughed much nor talked much. Looey, he
- never made fun of nobody, which the doctor was always doing, and I
- wouldn't of cared to make fun of Looey much, either.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I been laying here fur quite a spell, and quite natcheral
- I listened to you, as any one else would of done. And mebby I can get that
- team and wagon of yourn without it costing you a cent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, they didn't know what to say. They asts me how, but I says to leave
- it all to me. &ldquo;Walk right along down this here crick,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;till you
- get to where it comes out'n the woods and runs acrost the road in under an
- iron bridge. That's about a half a mile east. Jest after the road crosses
- the bridge it forks. Take the right fork and walk another half a mile and
- you'll see a little yaller-painted schoolhouse setting lonesome on a sand
- hill. They ain't no school in it now. You wait there fur me,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;fur
- a couple of hours. After that if I ain't there you'll know I can't make
- it. But I think I'll make it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They looks at each other and they looks at me, and then they go off a
- little piece and talk low, and then the doctor says to me:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Rube,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;I don't know how you can work anything on us that hasn't
- been worked already. We've got nothing more we can lose. You go to it,
- Rube.&rdquo; And they started off.
- </p>
- <p>
- So I went over town. Jake Smith was setting on the piazza in front of his
- hotel, chawing and spitting tobacco, with his feet agin the railing like
- he always done, and one of his eyes squinched up and his hat over the
- other one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jake,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;where's that there doctor?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jake, he spit careful afore he answered, and he pulled his long, scraggly
- moustache careful, and he squinched his eyes at me. Jake was a careful man
- in everything he done.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dunno, Danny,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;Why?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;Hank sent me over to get that wagon and them hosses of
- theirn and finish that job.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That there wagon,&rdquo; says Jake, &ldquo;is in my barn, with Si Emery watching her,
- and she has got to stay there till the law lets her loose.&rdquo; I figgered to
- myself Jake could use that team and wagon in his business, and was going
- to buy her cheap offn the town, what share of her he didn't figger he
- owned already.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Jake,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I hope they ain't been no trouble of no kind that
- has drug the law into your barn!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Danny,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;they <i>has</i> been a little trouble. But it's
- about over, now, I guess. And that there outfit belongs to the town now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't say so!&rdquo; says I, surprised-like. &ldquo;When I seen them men last
- night it looked to me like they was too fine dressed to be honest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think they be, Danny,&rdquo; says Jake, confidential. &ldquo;In my opinion
- they is mighty bad customers. But they has got on the wrong side of the
- law now, and I guess they won't stay around here much longer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;Hank will be glad.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fur what?&rdquo; asts Jake.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;because he got his pay in advance fur that job and now he
- don't have to finish it. They come along to our place about sundown
- yesterday, and we nailed a shoe on one hoss. They was a couple of other
- hoofs needed fixing, and the tire on one of the hind wheels was beginning
- to rattle loose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I had noticed that loose tire when I was standing by the hind wheel the
- night before, and it come in handy now. So I goes on:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hank, he allowed he'd fix the hull thing fur six bottles of that Injun
- medicine. Elmira has been ailing lately, and he wanted it fur her. So they
- handed Hank out six bottles then and there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huh!&rdquo; says Jake. &ldquo;So the job is all paid fur, is it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;and I was expecting to do it myself. But now I guess I'll
- go fishing instead. They ain't no other job in the shop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll be dinged if you've got time to fish,&rdquo; says Jake. &ldquo;I'm expecting
- mebby to buy that rig off the town myself when the law lets loose of it.
- So if the fixing is paid fur, I want everything fixed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jake,&rdquo; says I, kind of worried like, &ldquo;I don't want to do it without that
- doctor says to go ahead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They ain't his'n no longer,&rdquo; says Jake.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dunno,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;as you got any right to make me do it, Jake. It don't
- look to me like it's no harm to beat a couple of fellers like them out of
- their medicine. And I <i>did</i> want to go fishing this afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Jake was that careful and stingy he'd try to skin a hoss twicet if it
- died. He's bound to get that job done, now.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;you gotto do that work. It ain't <i>honest</i> not to.
- What a young feller like you jest starting out into life wants to remember
- is to always be honest. Then,&rdquo; says Jake, squinching up his eyes, &ldquo;people
- trusts you and you get a good chancet to make money. Look at this here
- hotel and livery stable, Danny. Twenty years ago I didn't have no more'n
- you've got, Danny. But I always went by them mottoes&mdash;hard work and
- being honest. You <i>gotto</i> nail them shoes on, Danny, and fix that
- wheel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, all right, Jake,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;if you feel that way about it. Jest give
- me a chaw of tobacco and come around and help me hitch 'em up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Si Emery was there asleep on a pile of straw guarding that property. But
- Ralph Scott wasn't around. Si didn't wake up till we had hitched 'em up.
- He says he will ride around to the shop with me. But Jake says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's all right, Si. I'll go over myself and fetch 'em back purty soon.&rdquo;
- Which Si was wore out with being up so late the night before, and goes
- back to sleep agin right off.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, they wasn't nothing went wrong. I drove slow through the
- village and past our shop. Hank come to the door of it as I went past. But
- I hit them hosses a lick, and they broke into a right smart trot. Elmira,
- she come onto the porch and I waved my hand at her. She put her hand up to
- her forehead to shut out the sun and jest stared. She didn't know I was
- waving her farewell. Hank, he yelled something at me, but I never hearn
- what. I licked them hosses into a gallop and went around the turn of the
- road. And that's the last I ever seen or hearn of Hank or Elmira or that
- there little town.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> slowed down when
- I got to the schoolhouse, and both them fellers piled in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I guess I better turn north fur about a mile and then turn west, Doctor
- Kirby,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;so as to make a kind of a circle around that town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, so, Rube?&rdquo; he asts me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;we left it going east, and they'll foller us east; so
- don't we want to be going west while they're follering east?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey, he agreed with me. But he said it wouldn't be much use, fur we
- would likely be ketched up with and took back and hung or something,
- anyhow. Looey could get the lowest in his sperrits sometimes of any man I
- ever seen.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't be afraid of that,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;They are not going to follow
- us. <i>They</i> know they didn't get this property by due process of law.
- <i>They</i> aren't going to take the case into a county court where it
- will all come out about the way they robbed a couple of travelling men
- with a fake trial.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I guess you know more about the law'n I do,&rdquo; I says. &ldquo;I kind o' thought
- mebby we stole them hosses.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;we got 'em, anyhow. And if they try to arrest us without
- a warrant there'll be the deuce to pay. But they aren't going to make any
- more trouble. I know these country crooks. They've got no stomach for
- trouble outside their own township.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which made me feel considerable better, fur I never been of the opinion
- that going agin the law done any one no good.
- </p>
- <p>
- They looks around in that wagon, and all their stuff was there&mdash;Jake
- Smith and the squire having kep' it all together careful to make things
- seem more legal, I suppose&mdash;and the doctor was plumb tickled, and
- Looey felt as cheerful as he ever felt about anything. So the doctor says
- they has everything they needs but some ready money, and he'll get that
- sure, fur he never seen the time he couldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Looey,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;I'm done with country hotels from now on. They've
- got the last cent they ever will from me&mdash;at least in the summer
- time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How you going to work it?&rdquo; Looey asts him, like he hasn't no hopes it
- will work right.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Camp out,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;I've been thinking it all over.&rdquo; Then he
- turns to me. &ldquo;Rube,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;where are you going?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I ain't pinted nowhere in pertic'ler except away from
- that town we just left. Which my name ain't Rube, Doctor Kirby, but
- Danny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny what?&rdquo; asts he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;jest Danny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then, Danny,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;how would you like to be an Indian?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Medical?&rdquo; asts I, &ldquo;or real?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Like Looey,&rdquo; says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- I tells him being a medical Injun and mixed up with a show like his'n
- would suit me down to the ground, and asts him what is the main duties of
- one besides the blankets and the feathers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;this camping-out scheme of mine will take a couple of
- Indians. Instead of paying hotel and feed bills we'll pitch our tent,&rdquo; he
- says, &ldquo;at the edge of town in each sweet Auburn of the plains. We'll save
- money and we'll be near the throbbing heart of nature. And an Indian camp
- in each place will be a good advertisement for the Sagraw. You can look
- after the horses and learn to do the cooking and that kind o' thing. And
- maybe after while,&rdquo; he says, kind o' working himself up to where he
- thought it was going to be real nice, &ldquo;maybe after while I will give you
- some insight into the hidden mysteries of selling Siwash Indian Sagraw.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;I'd like to learn that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Would you?&rdquo; says he, kind o' laughing at himself and me too, and yet kind
- o' enthusiastic, &ldquo;well, then, the first thing you have to do is learn how
- to sell corn salve. Any one that can sell corn salve can sell anything.
- There's a farmhouse right over there, and I'll give you your first lesson
- right now. Rummage around in that satchel there under the seat and get me
- a tin box and some corn salve labels.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I found a lot of labels, and some boxes too. The labels was all different
- sizes, but barring that they all looked about the same to me. Whilst I was
- sizing them up he asts me agin was they any corn salve ones in there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What colour label is it, Doctor Kirby?&rdquo; I asts him. Fur they was blue
- labels and white labels and pink labels.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looks at me right queer. &ldquo;Can't you read the labels?&rdquo; he says, right
- sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I never been much of a reader when it comes to different
- kind of medicines.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Corn salve is spelled only one way,&rdquo; says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's right,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;and you'd think I orter be able to pick out a
- common, ordinary thing like corn salve right off, wouldn't you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;you don't mean to tell me you can't read anything at
- all?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never told you nothing of the kind.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He picks out a label.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you can read so fast, what's that?&rdquo; he asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- She is a pink one. I thinks to myself; she either is corn salve or else
- she ain't corn salve. And it ain't natcheral he will pick corn salve, fur
- he would think I would say that first off. So I'm betting it ain't. I
- takes a chancet on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;is mighty easy reading. That is Siwash Injun Sagraw.&rdquo; I
- lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's corn salve,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;And Great Scott! They call this the twentieth
- century!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never called it that,&rdquo; says I, sort o' mad-like. Fur I was feeling bad
- Doctor Kirby had found out I was such a ignoramus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where ignorance is bliss,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;it is folly to be wise. But all the
- same, I'm going to take your education in hand and make you drink of
- life's Peruvian springs.&rdquo; Or some spring like that it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- And the doctor, he done it. Looey said it wouldn't be no use learning to
- read. He'd done a lot of reading, he said, and it never helped him none.
- All he ever read showed him this feller Hamlet was right, he said, when he
- wrote Shakespeare's works, and they wasn't much use in anything, without
- you had a lot o' money. And they wasn't no chancet to get that with all
- these here trusts around gobbling up everything and stomping the poor man
- into the dirt, and they was lots of times he wisht he was a Injun sure
- enough, and not jest a medical one, fur then he'd be a free man and the
- bosses and the trusts and the railroads and the robber tariff couldn't
- touch him. And then he shut up, and didn't say nothing fur a hull hour,
- except oncet he laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fur Doctor Kirby, he says, winking at me: &ldquo;Looey, here, is a nihilist.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is he,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;what's that?&rdquo; And the doctor tells me about how they
- blow up dukes and czars and them foreign high-mucky-mucks with dynamite.
- Which is when Looey laughed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0091.jpg" alt="0091 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0091.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Well, we jogged along at a pretty good gait fur several hours, and we
- stayed that night at a Swede's place, which the doctor paid him fur
- everything in medicine, only it took a long time to make the bargain, fur
- them Swedes is always careful not to get cheated, and hasn't many
- diseases. And the next night we showed in a little town, and done right
- well, and took in considerable money. We stayed there three days and
- bought a tent and a sheet-iron stove and some skillets and things and some
- provisions, and a suit of duds for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, we went on, and we kept going on, and they was bully times. We'd
- ease up careful toward a town, and pick us out a place on the edge, where
- the hosses could graze along the side of the road; and most ginerally by a
- piece of woods not fur from that town, and nigh a crick, if we could. Then
- we'd set up our tent. After we had everything fixed, I'd put on my Injun
- clothes and Looey his'n, and we'd drive through the main store street of
- the town at a purty good lick, me a-holt of the reins, and the doctor all
- togged out in his best clothes, and Looey doing a Injun dance in the midst
- of the wagon. I'd pull up the hosses sudden in front of the post-office or
- the depot platform or the hotel, and the people would come crowding
- around, and the doctor he'd make a little talk from the wagon, and tell
- everybody they would be a free show that night on that corner, and fur
- everybody to come to it. And then we'd drive back to camp, lickitysplit.
- </p>
- <p>
- Purty soon every boy in town would be out there, kind o' hanging around,
- to see what a Injun camp was like. And the farmers that went into and out
- of town always stopped and passed the time of day, and the Injun camp got
- the hull town all worked up as a usual thing; and the doctor, he done
- well, fur when night come every one would be on hand. Looey and me, every
- time we went into town, had on our Injun suits, and the doctor, he
- wondered why he hadn't never thought up that scheme before. Sometimes,
- when they was lots of people ailing in a town, and they hadn't been no
- show fur quite a while, we'd stay five or six days, and make a good
- clean-up. The doctor, he sent to Chicago several times fur alcohol in
- barrels, 'cause he was selling it so fast he had to make new Sagraw. And
- he had to get more and more bottles, and a hull satchel full of new Sagraw
- labels printed.
- </p>
- <p>
- And all the time the doctor was learning me education. And shucks! they
- wasn't nothing so hard about it oncet you'd got started in to reading
- things. I jest natcherally took to print like a duck to water, and inside
- of a month I was reading nigh everything that has ever been wrote. He had
- lots of books with him and every time a new sockdologer of a word come
- along and I learnt how to spell her and where she orter fit in to make
- sense it kind o' tickled me all over. And many's the time afterward, when
- me and the doctor had lost track of each other, and they was quite a spell
- people got to thinking I was a tramp, I've went into these here Andrew
- Carnegie libraries in different towns jest as much to see if they had
- anything fitten to read as fur to keep warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, we went easing over toward the Indiany line, and we was having a
- purty good time. They wasn't no work to do you could call really hard, and
- they was plenty of vittles. Afternoons we'd lazy around the camp and swap
- stories and make medicine if we needed a batch, and josh back and forth
- with the people that hung around, and loaf and doze and smoke; or mebby do
- a little fishing if we was nigh a crick.
- </p>
- <p>
- And nights after the show was over it was fun, too. We always had a fire,
- even if it was a hot night, fur to cook by in the first place, and fur to
- keep mosquitoes off, and to make things seem more cheerful. They ain't
- nothing so good as hanging round a campfire. And they ain't nothing any
- better than sleeping outdoors, neither. You roll up in your blanket with
- your feet to the fire and you get to wondering things about things afore
- you go to sleep. The silentness jest natcherally swamps everything after a
- while, and then all them queer little noises you never hear in the daytime
- comes popping and poking through the silentness, or kind o' scratching
- their way through it sometimes, and makes it kind o' feel more silent than
- ever. And if you are nigh a crick, purty soon it will sort of get to
- talking to you, only you can't make out what it's trying to say, and you
- get to wondering about that, too. And if you are in a tent and it rains
- and the tent don't leak, that rain is a kind of a nice thing to listen to
- itself. But if you can see the stars you get to wondering more'n ever.
- They come out and they is so many of them and they are so fur away, and
- yet they are so kind o' friendly-like, too, if you happen to be feeling
- purty good. But if you ain't feeling purty good, jest lay there and look
- at them stars long enough; and then mebby you'll see it don't make no
- difference whether you're feeling good or not, fur they got a way o'
- making your private troubles look mighty small. And you get to wondering
- why that is, too, fur they ain't human; and it don't stand to reason you
- orter pay no attention to them, one way nor the other. They is jest there,
- like trees and cricks and hills. But I have often noticed that the things
- that is jest there has got a way of seeming more friendly than the things
- that has been built and put there. You can look at a big iron bridge or a
- grain elevator or a canal all day long, and if you're feeling blue it
- don't help you none. It was jest put there. Or a hay stack is the same
- way. But you go and lazy around in the grass when you're down on your luck
- and kind o' make remarks to a crick or a big, old walnut tree, and before
- long it gets you to feeling like it didn't make no difference how you
- felt, anyhow; fur you don't amount to nothing by the side of something
- that was always there. You get to thinking how the hull world itself was
- always here, and you sort o' see they ain't nothing important enough about
- yourself to worry about, and presently you will go to sleep and forget it.
- The doctor says to me one time them stars ain't any different from this
- world, and this is one of them. Which is a fool idea, as any one can see.
- He had a lot of queer ideas like that, Doctor Kirby had. But they ain't
- nothing like sleeping out of doors nights to make you wonder the kind of
- wonderings you never will get any answer to.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I never cared so much fur houses after them days. They was bully
- times, them was. And I was kind of proud of being with a show, too. Many's
- the time I have went down the street in that there Injun suit, and seen
- how the young fellers would of give all they owned to be me. And every now
- and then you would hear one say when you went past:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huh, I know him! That's one of them show fellers!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One afternoon we pitches our tent right on the edge of a little town
- called Athens. We was nigh the bank of a crick, and they was a grove
- there. We was camped jest outside of a wood-lot fence, and back in through
- the trees from us they was a house with a hedge fence all around it. They
- was apple trees and all kind of flower bushes and things inside of the
- hedge. The second day we was there I takes a walk back through the
- wood-lot, and along past the house, and they was one of these here early
- harvest apple trees spilling apples through a gap in the fence. Them is a
- mighty sweet and juicy kind of apple, and I picks one up and bites into
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think you might have asked for it,&rdquo; says some one.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> looks up, and
- that was how I got acquainted with Martha. She was eating one herself,
- setting up in the tree like a boy. In her lap was a book she had been
- reading. She was leaning back into the fork two limbs made so as not to
- tumble.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;can I have one?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You've eaten it already,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;so there isn't any use begging for
- it now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I seen she was a tease, that girl, and I would of give anything to of been
- able to tease her right back agin. But I couldn't think of nothing to say,
- so I jest stands there kind o' dumb like, thinking what a dern purty girl
- she was, and thinking how dumb I must look, and I felt my face getting
- red. Doctor Kirby would of thought of something to say right off. And
- after I got back to camp I would think of something myself. But I couldn't
- think of nothing bright, so I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then, you give me another one!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gives the core of the one she has been eating a toss at me. But I
- ketched it, and made like I was going to throw it back at her real hard.
- She slung up her arm, and dodged back, and she dropped her book.
- </p>
- <p>
- I thinks to myself I'll learn that girl to get sassy and make me feel like
- a dumb-head, even if she is purty. So I don't say a word. I jest picks up
- that book and sticks it under my arm and walks away slow with it to where
- they was a stump a little ways off, not fur from the crick, and sets down
- with my back to her and opens it. And I was trying all the time to think
- of something smart to say to her. But I couldn't of done it if I was to be
- shot. Still, I thinks to myself, no girl can sass me and not get sassed
- back, neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- I hearn a scramble behind me which I knowed was her getting out of that
- tree. And in a minute she was in front of me, mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give me my book,&rdquo; she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- But I only reads the name of the book out loud, fur to aggervate her. I
- had on purty good duds, but I kind of wisht I had on my Injun rig then.
- You take the girls that always comes down to see the passenger train come
- into the depot in them country towns and that Injun rig of mine and
- Looey's always made 'em turn around and look at us agin. I never wisht I
- had on them Injun duds so hard before in my life. But I couldn't think of
- nothing bright to say, so I jest reads the name of that book over to
- myself agin, kind o' grinning like I got a good joke I ain't going to tell
- any one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You give me my book,&rdquo; she says agin, red as one of them harvest apples,
- &ldquo;or I'll tell Miss Hampton you stole it and she'll have you and your show
- arrested.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I reads the name agin. It was &ldquo;The Lost Heir.&rdquo; I seen I had her good and
- teased now, so I says: &ldquo;It must be one of these here love stories by the
- way you take on over it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's not,&rdquo; she says, getting ready to cry. &ldquo;And what right have you got
- in our wood-lot, anyhow?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I was jest about to move on and climb out of it when you
- hollered to me from that tree.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I didn't!&rdquo; she says. But she was mad because she knowed she <i>had</i>
- spoke to me first, and she was awful sorry she had.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought I hearn you holler,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;but I guess it must of been a
- squirrel.&rdquo; I said it kind o' sarcastic like, fur I was still mad with
- myself fur being so dumb when we first seen each other. I hadn't no idea
- it would hurt her feelings as hard as it did. But all of a sudden she
- begins to wink, and her chin trembled, and she turned around short, and
- started to walk off slow. She was mad with herself fur being ketched in a
- lie, and she was wondering what I would think of her fur being so bold as
- to of spoke first to a feller she didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- I got up and follered her a little piece. And it come to me all to oncet I
- had teased her too hard, and I was down on myself fur it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; I says, kind of tagging along beside of her, &ldquo;here's your old
- book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But she didn't make no move to take it, and her hands was over her face,
- and she wouldn't pull 'em down to even look at it.
- </p>
- <p>
- So I tried agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, feeling real mean, &ldquo;I wisht you wouldn't cry. I didn't go
- to make you do that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She drops her hands and whirls around on me, mad as a wet hen right off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm not! I'm not!&rdquo; she sings out, and stamps her feet. &ldquo;I'm not crying!&rdquo;
- But jest then she loses her holt on herself and busts out and jest
- natcherally bellers. &ldquo;I hate you!&rdquo; she says, like she could of killed me.
- </p>
- <p>
- That made me kind of dumb agin. Fur it come to me all to oncet I liked
- that girl awful well. And here I'd up and made her hate me. I held the
- book out to her agin and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I'm mighty sorry fur that, fur I don't feel that-a-way about you
- a-tall. Here's your book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, she snatches that book and she gives it a sling. I thought it
- was going kersplash into the crick. But it didn't. It hit right into the
- fork of a limb that hung down over the crick, and it all spread out when
- it lit, and stuck in that crotch somehow. She couldn't of slung it that
- way on purpose in a million years. We both stands and looks at it a
- minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, oh!&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;what have I done? It's out of the town library and
- I'll have to pay for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll get it fur you,&rdquo; I says. But it wasn't no easy job. If I shook that
- limb it would tumble into the crick. But I clumb the tree and eased out on
- that limb as fur as I dast to. And, of course, jest as I got holt of the
- book, that limb broke and I fell into the crick. But I had the book. It
- was some soaked, but I reckoned it could still be read.
- </p>
- <p>
- I clumb out and she was jest splitting herself laughing at me. The wet on
- her face where she had cried wasn't dried up yet, and she was laughing
- right through it, kind o' like the sun does to one of these here May
- rainstorms sometimes, and she was the purtiest girl I ever seen. Gosh!&mdash;how
- I was getting to like that girl! And she told me I looked like a drowned
- rat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, that was how Martha and me was interduced. She wasn't more'n
- sixteen, and when she found out I was a orphan she was glad, fur she was
- one herself. Which Miss Hampton that lived in that house had took her to
- raise. And when I tells her how I been travelling around the country all
- summer she claps her hands and she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, you are on a quest! How romantic!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I asts her what is a quest. And she tells me. She knowed all about them,
- fur Martha was considerable of a reader. Some of them was longer and some
- of them was shorter, them quests, but mostly, Martha says, they was fur a
- twelvemonth and a day. And then you are released from your vow and one of
- these here queens gives you a whack over the shoulder with a sword and
- says: &ldquo;Arise, Sir Marmeluke, I dub you a night.&rdquo; And then it is legal fur
- you to go out and rescue people and reform them and spear them if they
- don't see things your way, and come between husband and wife when they
- row, and do a heap of good in the world. Well, they was other kind of
- quests too, but mostly you married somebody, or was dubbed a night, or
- found the party you was looking fur, in the end. And Martha had it all
- fixed up in her own mind I was in a quest to find my father. Fur, says
- she, he is purty certain to be a powerful rich man and more'n likely a
- earl.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0105.jpg" alt="0105 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0105.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- The way I was found, Martha says, kind o' pints to the idea they was a
- earl mixed up in it somewhere. She had read a lot about earls, and knew
- their ways. Mebby my mother was a earl's daughter. Earl's daughters is the
- worst fur leaving you out in baskets, going by what Martha said. It is a
- kind of a habit with them, fur they is awful proud people. But it was a
- lucky way to start life, from all she said, that basket way. There was
- Moses was left out that way, and when he growed up he was made a kind of a
- president of the hull human race, the same as Ruzevelt, and figgered out
- the twelve commandments. Martha would of give anything if she could of
- only been found in a basket like me, I could see that. But she wasn't. She
- had jest been left a orphan when her folks died. They wasn't even no hopes
- she had been changed at birth fur another one. But I seen down in under
- everything Martha kind o' thought mebby one of them nights might come
- a-prancing along and wed her in spite of herself, or she would be carried
- off, or something. She was a very romanceful kind of girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- When I seen she had it figgered out I was in a quest fur some
- high-mucky-muck fur a dad, I didn't tell her no different. I didn't take
- much stock in them earls and nights myself. So fur as I could see they was
- all furriners of one kind or another. But that thing of being into a quest
- kind of interested me, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How would I know him if I was to run acrost him?&rdquo; I asts her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would feel an Intangible Something,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;drawing you toward
- him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I asts her what kind of a something. I make out from what she says it is
- some like these fellers that can find water with a piece of witch hazel
- switch. You take a switch of it between your thumbs and point it up. Then
- you shut your eyes and walk backwards. When you get over where the water
- is the witch hazel stick twists around and points to the ground. You dig
- there and you get a good well. Nobody knows jest why that stick is drawed
- to the ground. It is like one of these little whirlygig compasses is
- drawed to the north. It is the same, Martha says, if you is on a quest fur
- a father or a mother, only you have got to be worthy of that there quest,
- she says. The first time you meet the right one you are drawed jest like
- the witch hazel. That is the Intangible Something working on you, she
- says. Martha had learnt a lot about that. The book that had fell in the
- crick was like that. She lent it to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, that all sounded kind of reasonable to me. I seen that witch hazel
- work myself. Old Blindy Wolfe, whose eyes had been dead fur so many years
- they had turned plumb white, had that gift, and picked out all the places
- fur wells that was dug in our neighbourhood at home. And I makes up my
- mind I will watch out fur that feeling of being drawed wherever I goes
- after this. You can't tell what will come of them kind of things. So purty
- soon Martha has to milk the cow, and I goes along back to camp thinking
- about that quest and about what a purty girl she is, which we had set
- there talking so long it was nigh sundown and my clothes had dried onto
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- When I got over to camp I seen they must be something wrong. Looey was
- setting in the grass under the wagon looking kind of sour and kind of
- worried and watching the doctor. The doctor was jest inside the tent, and
- he was looking queer too, and not cheerful, which he was usually.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor looks at me like he don't skeercly know me. Which he don't. He
- has one of them quiet kind of drunks on. Which Looey explains is bound to
- come every so often. He don't do nothing mean, but jest gets low-sperrited
- and won't talk to no one. Then all of a sudden he will go down town and
- walk up and down the main streets, orderly, but looking hard into people's
- faces, mostly women's faces. Oncet, Looey says, they was big trouble over
- it. They was in a store in a good-sized town, and he took hold of a
- woman's chin, and tilted her face back, and looked at her hard, and most
- scared her to death, and they was nearly being a riot there. And he was
- jailed and had to pay a big fine. Since then Looey always follers him
- around when he is that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, that night Doctor Kirby is too fur gone fur us to have our show. He
- jest sets and stares and stares at the fire, and his eyes looks like they
- is another fire inside of his head, and he is hurting outside and in.
- Looey and me watches him from the shadders fur a long time before we turns
- in, and the last thing I seen before I went to sleep was him setting there
- with his face in his hands, staring, and his lips moving now and then like
- he was talking to himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day he is asleep all morning. But that day he don't drink any
- more, and Looey says mebby it ain't going to be one of the reg'lar
- pifflicated kind. I seen Martha agin that day, too&mdash;twicet I has
- talks with her. I told her about the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is he into a quest, do you think?&rdquo; I asts her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She says she thinks it is remorse fur some crime he has done. But I
- couldn't figger Doctor Kirby would of done none. So that night after the
- show I says to him, innocent-like:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Doctor Kirby, what is a quest?&rdquo; He looks at me kind of queer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wherefore,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;this sudden thirst for enlightenment?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I jest run acrost the word accidental-like,&rdquo; I told him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looks at me awful hard, his eyes jest natcherally digging into me. I
- felt like he knowed I had set out to pump him. I wisht I hadn't tried it.
- Then he tells me a quest is a hunt. And I'm glad that's over with. But it
- ain't. Fur purty soon he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny, did you ever hear of Lady Clara Vere de Vere?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;who is she?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A lady friend of Lord Tennyson's,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;whose manners were above
- reproach.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;she sounds kind of like a medicine to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lady Clara,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;and all the other Vere de Veres, were people with
- manners we should try to imitate. If Lady Clara had been here last night
- when I was talking to myself, Danny, her manners wouldn't have let her
- listen to what I was talking about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I didn't listen!&rdquo; I says. Fur I seen what he was driving at now with them
- Vere de Veres. He thought I had ast him what a quest was because he was on
- one. I was certain of that, now. He wasn't quite sure what he had been
- talking about, and he wanted to see how much I had hearn. I thinks to
- myself it must be a awful funny kind of hunt he is on, if he only hunts
- when he is in that fix. But I acted real innocent and like my feelings was
- hurt, and he believed me. Purty soon he says, cheerful like:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was a girl talking to you to-day, Danny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebby they was,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;and mebby they wasn't.&rdquo; But I felt my face
- getting red all the same, and was mad because it did. He grinned kind of
- aggervating at me and says some poetry at me about in the spring a young
- man's frenzy likely turns to thoughts of love.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, kind of sheepish-like, &ldquo;this is summer-time, and purty
- nigh autumn.&rdquo; Then I seen I'd jest as good as owned up I liked Martha, and
- was kind of mad at myself fur that. But I told him some more about her,
- too. Somehow I jest couldn't help it. He laughs at me and goes on into the
- tent.
- </p>
- <p>
- I laid there and looked at the fire fur quite a spell, outside the tent. I
- was thinking, if all them tales wasn't jest dern foolishness, how I wisht
- I would really find a dad that was a high-muckymuck and could come back in
- an automobile and take her away. I laid there fur a long, long time; it
- must of been fur a couple of hours. I supposed the doctor had went to
- sleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- But all of a sudden I looks up, and he is in the door of the tent staring
- at me. I seen he had been in there at it hard agin, and thinking,
- quiet-like, all this time. He stood there in the doorway of the tent, with
- the firelight onto his face and his red beard, and his arms stretched out,
- holding to the canvas and looking at me strange and wild. Then he moved
- his hand up and down at me, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If she's fool enough to love you, treat her well&mdash;treat her well.
- For if you don't, you can never run away from the hell you'll carry in
- your own heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he kind of doubled up and pitched forward when he said that, and if I
- hadn't ketched him he would of fell right acrost the fire. He was plumb
- pifflicated.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>artha wouldn't of
- took anything fur being around Miss Hampton, she said. Miss Hampton was
- kind of quiet and sweet and pale looking, and nobody ever thought of
- talking loud or raising any fuss when she was around. She had enough money
- of her own to run herself on, and she kep' to herself a good deal. She had
- come to that town from no one knowed where, years ago, and bought that
- place. Fur all of her being so gentle and easy and talking with one of
- them soft, drawly kind of voices, Martha says, no one had ever dared to
- ast her about herself, though they was a lot of women in that town that
- was wishful to.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Martha said she knowed what Miss Hampton's secret was, and she hadn't
- told no one, neither. Which she told me, and all the promising I done
- about not telling would of made the cold chills run up your back, it was
- so solemn. Miss Hampton had been jilted years ago, Martha said, and the
- name of the jilter was David Armstrong. Well, he must of been a low down
- sort of man. Martha said if things was only fixed in this country like
- they ought to be, she would of sent a night to find that David Armstrong.
- And that would of ended up in a mortal combat, and the night would have
- cleaved him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;and then you would of married that there night, I
- suppose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She says she would of.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;mebby you would of and mebby you wouldn't of. If he
- cleaved David Armstrong, that night would likely be arrested fur it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha says if he was she would wait outside his dungeon keep fur years
- and years, till she was a old woman with gray in her hair, and every day
- they would give lingering looks at each other through the window bars. And
- they would be happy thata-way. And she would get her a white dove and
- train it so it would fly up to that window and take in notes to him, and
- he would send notes back that-away, and they would both be awful sad and
- romanceful and contented doing that-a-way fur ever and ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I never took no stock in them mournful ways of being happy. I
- couldn't of riz up to being a night fur Martha. She expected too much of
- one. I thought it over fur a little spell without saying anything, and I
- tried to make myself believe I would of liked all that dove business. But
- it wasn't no use pertending. I knowed I would get tired of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;mebby these here nights is all right, and mebby they
- ain't. I never seen one, and I don't know. And, mind you, I ain't saying a
- word agin their way of acting. I can't say how I would of been myself, if
- I had been brung up like them. But it looks to me, from some of the things
- you've said about 'em, they must have a dern fool streak in 'em
- somewheres.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was kind of jealous of them nights, I guess, or I wouldn't of run 'em
- down that-a-way behind their backs. But the way she was always taking on
- over them was calkelated to make me see I wasn't knee-high to a duck in
- Martha's mind when one of them nights popped into her head. When I run 'em
- down that-a-way, she says to the blind all things is blind, and if I had
- any chivalry into me myself I'd of seen they wasn't jest dern fools, but
- noble, and seen it easy. And she sighed, like she'd looked fur better
- things from me. When I hearn her do that I felt sorry I hadn't come up to
- her expectances. So I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha, it's no use pertending I could stay in one of them jails and keep
- happy at it. I got to be outdoors. But I tell you what I can do, if it
- will make you feel any better. If I ever happen to run acrost this here
- David Armstrong, and he is anywheres near my size, I'll lick him fur you.
- And if he's too hefty fur me to lick him fair,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;and I get a good
- chancet I will hit him with a piece of railroad iron fur you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, I knowed I would never find him. But what I said seemed to
- brighten her up a little.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;if I went too fur with it, and was hung fur it, how would
- you feel then, Martha?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, that didn't jar Martha none. She looked kind of dreamy and said
- mebby she would go and jine a convent and be a nun. And when she got to be
- the head nun she would build a chapel over the tomb where I was buried in.
- And every year, on the day of the month I was hung on, she would lead all
- the other nuns into that chapel, and the organ would play mournful, and
- each nun as passed would lay down a bunch of white roses onto my tomb. I
- reckon that orter made me feel good, but somehow it didn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- So I changed the subject, and asts her why I ain't seen Miss Hampton
- around the place none. Martha says she has a bad sick headache and ain't
- been outside the house fur four or five days. I asts her why she don't
- wait on her. But she don't want her to, Martha says. She's been staying in
- the house ever since we been in town, and jest wants to be let alone. I
- thinks all that is kind of funny. And then I seen from the way Martha is
- answering my questions that she is holding back something she would like
- to tell, but don't think she orter tell. I leaves her alone and purty soon
- she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you believe in ghosts?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I tell her sometimes I think I don't believe in 'em, and sometimes I think
- I do, but anyhow I would hate to see one. I asts her why does she ast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;because&mdash;but I hadn't ought to tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's daylight,&rdquo; I says; &ldquo;it's no use being scared to tell now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't that,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;but it's a secret.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When she said it was a secret, I knowed she would tell. Martha liked
- having her friends help her to keep a secret.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think Miss Hampton has seen one,&rdquo; she says, finally, &ldquo;and that her
- staying indoors has something to do with that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she tells me. The night of the day after we camped there, her and
- Miss Hampton was out fur a walk. We didn't have any show that night. They
- passed right by our camp, and they seen us there by the fire, all three of
- us. But they was in the road in the dark, and we was all in the light, so
- none of the three of us seen them. Miss Hampton was kind of scared of us,
- first glance, fur she gasped and grabbed holt of Martha's arm all of a
- sudden so tight she pinched it. Which it was very natcheral that she would
- be startled, coming across three strange men all of a sudden at night
- around a turn in the road. They went along home, and Martha went inside
- and lighted a lamp, but Miss Hampton lingered on the porch fur a minute.
- Jest as she lit the lamp Martha hearn another little gasp, or kind of
- sigh, from Miss Hampton out there on the porch. Then they was the sound of
- her falling down. Martha ran out with the lamp, and she was laying there.
- She had fainted and keeled over. Martha said jest in the minute she had
- left her alone on the porch was when Miss Hampton must of seen the ghost.
- Martha brung her to, and she was looking puzzled and wild-like both to
- oncet. Martha asts her what is the matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; she says, rubbing her fingers over her forehead in a helpless
- kind of way, &ldquo;nothing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You look like you had seen a ghost,&rdquo; Martha tells her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Hampton looks at Martha awful funny, and then she says mebby she <i>has</i>
- seen a ghost, and goes along upstairs to bed. And since then she ain't
- been out of the house. She tells Martha it is a sick headache, but Martha
- says she knows it ain't. She thinks she is scared of something.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Scared?&rdquo; I says. &ldquo;She wouldn't see no more ghosts in the daytime.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha says how do I know she wouldn't? She knows a lot about ghosts of
- all kinds, Martha does.
- </p>
- <p>
- Horses and dogs can see them easier than humans, even in the daytime, and
- it makes their hair stand up when they do. But some humans that have the
- gift can see them in the daytime like an animal. And Martha asts me how
- can I tell but Miss Hampton is like that?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;she must be a witch. And if she is a witch why is
- she scared of them a-tall?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Martha says if you have second sight you don't need to be a witch to
- see them in the daytime.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, you can never tell about them ghosts. Some says one thing and some
- says another. Old Mis' Primrose, in our town, she always believed in 'em
- firm till her husband died. When he was dying they fixed it up he was to
- come back and visit her. She told him he had to, and he promised. And she
- left the front door open fur him night after night fur nigh a year, in all
- kinds of weather; but Primrose never come. Mis' Primrose says he never
- lied to her, and he always done jest as she told him, and if he could of
- come she knowed he would; and when he didn't she quit believing in ghosts.
- But they was others in our town said it didn't prove nothing at all. They
- said Primrose had really been lying to her all his life, because she was
- so bossy he had to lie to keep peace in the fambly, and she never ketched
- on. Well, if I was a ghost and had of been Mis' Primrose's husband when I
- was a human, I wouldn't of come back neither, even if she had of
- bully-ragged me into one of them death-bed promises. I guess Primrose
- figgered he had earnt a rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- If they is ghosts, what comfort they can get out of coming back where they
- ain't wanted and scaring folks is more'n I can see. It's kind of low down,
- I think, and foolish too. Them kind of ghosts is like these here overgrown
- smart alecs that scares kids. They think they are mighty cute, but they
- ain't. They are jest foolish. A human, or a ghost either, that does things
- like that is jest simply got no principle to him. I hearn a lot of talk
- about 'em, first and last, and I ain't ready to say they ain't no ghosts,
- nor yet ready to say they is any. To say they is any is to say something
- that is too plumb unlikely. And too many people has saw them fur me to say
- they ain't any. But if they is, or they ain't, so fur as I can see, it
- don't make much difference. Fur they never do nothing, besides scaring
- you, except to rap on tables and tell fortunes, and such fool things.
- Which a human can do it all better and save the expense of paying money to
- one of these here sperrit mediums that travels around and makes 'em
- perform. But all the same they has been nights I has felt different about
- 'em myself, and less hasty to run 'em down. Well, it don't do no good to
- speak harsh of no one, not even a ghost or a ordinary dead man, and if I
- was to see a ghost, mebby I would be all the scareder fur what I have jest
- wrote.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, with all the talking back and forth we done about them ghosts we
- couldn't agree. That afternoon it seemed like we couldn't agree about
- anything. I knowed we would be going away from there before long, and I
- says to myself before I go I'm going to have that girl fur my girl, or
- else know the reason why. No matter what I was talking about, that idea
- was in the back of my head, and somehow it kind of made me want to pick
- fusses with her, too. We was setting on a log, purty deep into the woods,
- and there come a time when neither of us had said nothing fur quite a
- spell. But after a while I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha, we'll be going away from here in two, three days now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She never said nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will you be sorry?&rdquo; I asts her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She says she will be sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;<i>why</i> will you be sorry?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I thought she would say because <i>I</i> was going. And then I would be
- finding out whether she liked me a lot. But she says the reason she will
- be sorry is because there will be no one new to talk to about things both
- has read. I was considerable took down when she said that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;it's more'n likely I won't never see you agin after I
- go away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She says that kind of parting comes between the best of friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- I seen I wasn't getting along very fast, nor saying what I wanted to say.
- I reckon one of them Sir Marmeluke fellers would of knowed what to say. Or
- Doctor Kirby would. Or mebby even Looey would of said it better than I
- could. So I was kind of mad with myself, and I says, mean-like:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you don't care, of course, I don't care, neither.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She never answered that, so I gets up and makes like I am starting off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was going to give you some of them there Injun feathers of mine to
- remember me by,&rdquo; I tells her, &ldquo;but if you don't want 'em, there's plenty
- of others would be glad to take 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But she says she would like to have them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I will bring them to you tomorrow afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She says, &ldquo;Thank you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Finally I couldn't stand it no longer. I got brave all of a sudden, and
- busted out: &ldquo;Martha, I&mdash;I&mdash;I&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But I got to stuttering, and my braveness stuttered itself away. And I
- finishes up by saying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I like you a hull lot, Martha.&rdquo; Which wasn't jest exactly what I had
- planned fur to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha, she says she kind of likes me, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I like you more'n any girl I ever run acrost before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She says, &ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; agin. The way she said it riled me up. She said it
- like she didn't know what I meant, nor what I was trying to get out of me.
- But she did know all the time. I knowed she did. She knowed I knowed it,
- too. Gosh-dern it, I says to myself, here I am wasting all this time jest
- <i>talking</i> to her. The right thing to do come to me all of a sudden,
- and like to took my breath away. But I done it. I grabbed her and I kissed
- her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twice. And then agin. Because the first was on the chin on account of her
- jerking her head back. And the second one she didn't help me none. But the
- third time she helped me a little. And the ones after that she helped me
- considerable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, they ain't no use trying to talk about the rest of that afternoon. I
- couldn't rightly describe it if I wanted to. And I reckon it's none of
- anybody's business.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, it makes you feel kind of funny. You want to go out and pick on
- somebody about four sizes bigger'n you are and knock the socks off'n him.
- It stands to reason others has felt that-a-way, but you don't believe it.
- You want to tell people about it one minute. The next minute you have got
- chills and ague fur fear some one will guess it. And you think the way you
- are about her is going to last fur always.
- </p>
- <p>
- That evening, when I was cooking supper, I laughed every time I was spoke
- to. When Looey and I was hitching up to drive down town to give the show,
- one of the hosses stepped on his foot and I laughed at that, and there was
- purty nigh a fight. And I was handling some bottles and broke one and cut
- my hand on a piece of glass. I held it out fur a minute dumb-like, with
- the blood and medicine dripping off of it, and all of a sudden I busted
- out laughing agin. The doctor asts if I am crazy. And Looey says he has
- thought I was from the very first, and some night him and the doctor will
- be killed whilst asleep. One of the things we have every night in the show
- is an Injun dance, and Looey and I sings what the doctor calls the Siwash
- war chant, whirling round and round each other, and making licks at each
- other with our tommyhawks, and letting out sudden wild yips in the midst
- of that chant. That night I like to of killed Looey with that tommyhawk, I
- was feeling so good. If it had been a real one, instead of painted-up
- wood, I would of killed Looey, the lick I give him. The worst part of that
- was that, after the show, when we got back to camp and the hosses was
- picketed out fur the night, I had to tell Looey all about how I felt fur
- an explanation of why I hit him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0009" id="linkimage-0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Which it made Looey right low in his sperrits, and he shakes his head and
- says no good will come of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever hear of Romeo and Joliet?&rdquo; he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebby,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;but what it was I hearn I can't remember. What about
- them?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;they carried on the same as you. And now where are
- they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;where are they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the tomb,&rdquo; says Looey, very sad, like they was closte personal friends
- of his'n. And he told me all about them and how Young Cobalt had done fur
- them. But from what I could make out it all happened away back in the
- early days. And shucks!&mdash;I didn't care a dern, anyhow. I told him so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;It's been the history of the world that it brings
- trouble.&rdquo; And he says to look at Damon and Pythias, and Othello and the
- Merchant of Venus. And he named about a hundred prominent couples like
- that out of Shakespeare's works.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But it ends happy sometimes,&rdquo; I says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not when it is true love it don't,&rdquo; says Looey. &ldquo;Look at Anthony and
- Cleopatra.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I says, sarcastic like, &ldquo;I suppose they are in the tomb, too?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are,&rdquo; says Looey, awful solemn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;and so is Adam and Eve and Dan and Burrsheba and all the
- rest of them old-timers. But I bet they had a good time while they
- lasted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey shakes his head solemn and sighs and goes to sleep very mournful,
- like he has to give me up fur lost. But I can't sleep none myself. So
- purty soon I gets up and puts on my shoes and sneaks through the wood-lot
- and through the gap in the fence by the apple tree and into Miss Hampton's
- yard.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a beauty of a moonlight night, that white and clear and clean you
- could almost see to read by it, like all of everything had been scoured as
- bright as the bottom of a tin pan. And the shadders was soft and thick and
- velvety and laid kind of brownish-greeney on the grass. I flopped down in
- the shadder of some lilac bushes and wondered which was Martha's window. I
- knowed she would be in bed long ago, but&mdash;&mdash; Well, I was jest
- plumb foolish that night, and I couldn't of kept away fur any money. That
- moonlight had got into my head, it seemed like, and made me drunk. But I
- would rather be looney that-a-way than to have as much sense as King
- Solomon and all his adverbs. I was that looney that if I had knowed any
- poetry I would of said it out loud, right up toward that window. I never
- knowed why poetry was made up before that night. But the only poetry I
- could think of was about there was a man named Furgeson that lived on
- Market Street, and he had a one-eyed Thomas cat that couldn't well be
- beat. Which it didn't seem to fit the case, so I didn't say her.
- </p>
- <p>
- The porch of that house was part covered with vines, but they was kind of
- gaped apart at one corner. As I laid there in the shadder of the bushes I
- hearn a fluttering movement, light and gentle, on that porch. Then, all of
- a sudden, I seen some one standing on the edge of the porch where the
- vines was gaped apart, and the moonlight was falling onto them. They must
- of come there awful soft and still. Whoever it was couldn't see into the
- shadder where I laid, that is, if it was a human and not a ghost. Fur my
- first thought was it might be one of them ghosts I had been running down
- so that very day, and mebby the same one Miss Hampton seen on that very
- same porch. I thought I was in fur it then, mebby, and I felt like some
- one had whispered to the back of my neck it ought to be scared. And I <i>was</i>
- scared clean up into my hair. I stared hard, fur I couldn't take my eyes
- away. Then purty soon I seen if it was a ghost it must be a woman ghost.
- Fur it was dressed in light-coloured clothes that moved jest a little in
- the breeze, and the clothes was so near the colour of the moonlight they
- seemed to kind of silver into it. You would of said it had jest floated
- there, and was waiting fur to float away agin when the breeze blowed a
- little stronger, or the moon drawed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It didn't move fur ever so long. Then it leaned forward through the gap in
- the vines, and I seen the face real plain. It wasn't no ghost, it was a
- lady. Then I knowed it must be Miss Hampton standing there. Away off
- through the trees our camp fire sent up jest a dull kind of a glow. She
- was standing there looking at that. I wondered why.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he next day we
- broke camp and was gone from that place, and I took away with me the half
- of a ring me and Martha had chopped in two. We kept on going, and by the
- time punkins and county fairs was getting ripe we was into the upper
- left-hand corner of Ohio. And there Looey left us.
- </p>
- <p>
- One day Doctor Kirby and me was walking along the main street of a little
- town and we seen a bang-up funeral percession coming. It must of been one
- of the Grand Army of the Republicans, fur they was some of the old
- soldiers in buggies riding along behind, and a big string of people
- follering in more buggies and some on foot. Everybody was looking mighty
- sollum. But they was one man setting beside the undertaker on the seat of
- the hearse that was looking sollumer than them all. It was Looey, and I'll
- bet the corpse himself would of felt proud and happy and contented if he
- could of knowed the style Looey was giving that funeral.
- </p>
- <p>
- It wasn't nothing Looey done, fur he didn't do nothing but jest set there
- with his arms folded onto his bosom and look sad. But he done <i>that</i>
- better than any one else. He done it so well that you forgot the corpse
- was the chief party to that funeral. Looey took all the glory from him. He
- had jest natcherally stole that funeral away from its rightful owner with
- his enjoyment of it. He seen the doctor and me as the hearse went by our
- corner, but he never let on. A couple of hours later Looey comes into camp
- and says he is going to quit.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor asts him if he has inherited money.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says Looey, &ldquo;but my aunt has given me a chancet to go into
- business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey says he was born nigh there, and was prowling around town the day
- before and run acrost an old aunt of his'n he had forgot all about. She is
- awful respectable and religious and ashamed of him being into a travelling
- show. And she has offered to lend him enough to buy a half-share in a
- business.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;I hope it will be something you are fitted for
- and will enjoy. But I've noticed that after a man gets the habit of
- roaming around this terrestial ball it's mighty hard to settle down and
- watch his vine and fig tree grow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey smiles in a sad sort of a way, which he seldom smiled fur anything,
- and says he guesses he'll like the business. He says they ain't many
- businesses he could take to. Most of them makes you forget this world is
- but a fleeting show. But he has found a business which keeps you reminded
- all the time that dust is dust and ash to ashes shalt return. When he
- first went into the medicine business, he said, he was drawed to it by the
- diseases and the sudden dyings-off it always kept him in mind of. He
- thought they wasn't no other business could lay over it fur that kind of
- comfort. But he has found out his mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What kind of business are you going into?&rdquo; asts the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am going to be an undertaker,&rdquo; says Looey. &ldquo;My aunt says this town
- needs the right kind of an undertaker bad.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Wilcox, the undertaker that town has, is getting purty old and shaky,
- Looey says, and young Mr. Wilcox, his son, is too light-minded and goes at
- things too brisk and airy to give it the right kind of a send-off. People
- don't want him joking around their corpses and he is a fat young man and
- can't help making puns even in the presence of the departed. Old Mr.
- Wilcox's eyesight is getting so poor he made a scandal in that town only
- the week before. He was composing a departed's face into a last smile, but
- he went too fur with it, and give the departed one of them awful mean,
- devilish kind of grins, like he had died with a bad temper on. By the time
- the departed's fambly had found it out, things had went too fur, and the
- face had set that-a-way, so it wasn't safe to try to change it any.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Mr. Wilcox had several brands of last looks. One was called: &ldquo;Bear Up,
- for We Will Meet Again.&rdquo; The one that had went wrong was his favourite
- look, named: &ldquo;O Death, Where is Thy Victory?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey's aunt says she will buy him a partnership if she is satisfied he
- can fill the town's needs. They have a talk with the Wilcoxes, and he
- rides on the hearse that day fur a try-out. His aunt peeks out behind her
- bedroom curtains as the percession goes by her house, and when she sees
- the style Looey is giving to that funeral, and how easy it comes to him,
- that settles it with her on the spot. And it seems the hull dern town
- liked it, too, including the departed's fambly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Looey says they is a lot of chancet fur improvements in the undertaking
- game by one whose heart is in his work, and he is going into that business
- to make a success of it, and try and get all the funeral trade fur miles
- around. He reads us an advertisement of the new firm he has been figgering
- out fur that town's weekly paper. I cut a copy out when it was printed,
- and it is about the genteelest thing like that I even seen, as follers:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0010" id="linkimage-0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0136.jpg" alt="0136 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0136.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- WILCOX AND SIMMS Invite Your Patronage
- </p>
- <p>
- This earth is but a fleeting show, and the blank-winged angels wait for
- all. It is always a satisfaction to remember that all possible has been
- done for the deceased.
- </p>
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- See Our New Line of Coffins
- Lined Caskets a Specialty
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- <p>
- Time and tide wait for no man, and his days are few and full of troubles.
- The paths of glory lead but to the grave, and none can tell when mortal
- feet may stumble.
- </p>
- <p>
- When in Town Drop in and Inspect Our New Embalming Outfit. It is a
- Pleasure to Show Goods and Tools Even if Your Family Needs no Work Done
- Just Yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- Outfits for mourners who have been bereaved on short notice a specialty.
- We take orders for tombstones. Look at our line of shrouds, robes, and
- black suits for either sex and any age. Give us just one call, and you
- will entrust future embalmings and obsequies in your family to no other
- firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- WILCOX AND SIMMS Main Street, Near Depot
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he reads it over careful and says she orter drum up trade, all
- right. Looey tells us that mebby, if he can get that town educated up to
- it, he will put in a creamatory, where he will burn them, too, but will go
- slow, fur that there sollum and beautiful way of returning ash to ashes
- might make some prejudice in such a religious town.
- </p>
- <p>
- The last we seen of Looey was a couple of days later when we told him
- good-bye in his shop. Old Mr. Wilcox was explaining to him the science of
- them last looks he was so famous at when he was a younger man. Young Mr.
- Wilcox was laying on a table fur Looey to practise on, and Looey was
- learning fast. But he nearly broke down when he said good-bye, fur he
- liked the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Doc,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;you've been a good friend, and I won't never forget you.
- They ain't much I can do, and in this deceitful world words is less than
- actions. But if you ever was to die within a hundred miles of me, I'd go,&rdquo;
- he says, &ldquo;and no other hands but mine should lay you out. And it wouldn't
- cost you a cent, either. Nor you neither, Danny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We thanked him kindly fur the offer, and went.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next town we come to there was a county fair, and the doctor run
- acrost an old pal of his'n who had a show on the grounds and wanted to
- hire him fur what he called a ballyhoo man. Which was the first I ever
- hearn them called that, but I got better acquainted with them since. They
- are the fellers that stands out in front and gets you all excited about
- the Siamese twins or the bearded lady or the snake-charmer or the
- Circassian beauties or whatever it is inside the tent, as represented upon
- the canvas. The doctor says he will do it fur a week, jest fur fun, and
- mebby pick up another feller to take Looey's place out there.
- </p>
- <p>
- This feller's name is Watty Sanders, and his wife is a fat lady in his own
- show and very good-natured when not intoxicated nor mad at Watty. She was
- billed on the curtains outside fur five hundred and fifty pounds, and
- Watty says she really does weigh nigh on to four hundred. But being a fat
- lady's husband ain't no bed of rosy ease at that, Watty tells the doctor.
- It's like every other trade&mdash;it has its own pertic'ler
- responsibilities and troubles. She is a turrible expense to Watty on
- account of eating so much. The tales that feller told of how hard he has
- to hustle showing her off in order to support her appetite would of drawed
- tears from a pawnbroker's sign, as Doctor Kirby says. Which he found it
- cheaper fur his hull show to board and sleep in the tent, and we done
- likewise.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I got a job with that show myself. Watty had a wild man canvas but
- no wild man, so he made me an offer and I took him up. I was from Borneo,
- where they're all supposed to be captured. Jest as Doctor Kirby would get
- to his talk about how the wild man had been ketched after great struggle
- and expense, with four men killed and another crippled, there would be an
- awful rumpus on the inside of the tent, with wild howlings and the sound
- of revolvers shot off and a woman screaming. Then I would come busting out
- all blacked up from head to heel with no more clothes on than the law
- pervided fur, yipping loud and shaking a big spear and rolling my eyes,
- and Watty would come rushing after me firing his revolver. I would make
- fur the doctor and draw my spear back to jab it clean through him, and
- Watty would grab my arm. And the doctor would whirl round and they would
- wrastle me to the ground and I would be handcuffed and dragged back into
- the tent, still howling and struggling to break loose. On the inside my
- part of the show was to be wild in a cage. I would be chained to the
- floor, and every now and then I would get wilder and rattle my chains and
- shake the bars and make jumps at the crowd and carry on, and make believe
- I was too mad to eat the pieces of raw meat Watty throwed into the cage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Watty had a snake-charmer woman, with an awful long, bony kind of neck,
- working fur him, and another feller that was her husband and eat glass.
- The show opened up with them two doing what they said was a comic turn.
- Then the fat lady come on. Whilst everybody was admiring her size, and
- looking at the number of pounds on them big cheat scales Watty weighed her
- on, the long-necked one would be changing to her snake clothes. Which she
- only had one snake, and he had been in the business so long, and was so
- kind of worn out and tired with being charmed so much, it always seemed
- like a pity to me the way she would take and twist him around. I guess
- they never was a snake was worked harder fur the little bit he got to eat,
- nor got no sicker of a woman's society than poor old Reginald did. After
- Reginald had been charmed a while, it would be the glass eater's turn.
- Which he really eat it, and the doctor says that kind always dies before
- they is fifty. I never knowed his right name, but what he went by was The
- Human Ostrich.
- </p>
- <p>
- Watty's wife was awful jealous of Mrs. Ostrich, fur she got the idea she
- was carrying on with Watty. One night I hearn an argument from the
- fenced-off part of the tent Watty and his wife slept in. She was setting
- on Watty's chest and he was gasping fur mercy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it ain't true,&rdquo; says Watty, kind of smothered-like.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;you own up it is!&rdquo; And she give him a jounce.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, darling,&rdquo; he gets out of him, &ldquo;you know I never could bear them thin,
- scrawny kind of women.&rdquo; And he begins to call her pet names of all kinds
- and beg her please, if she won't get off complete, to set somewheres else
- a minute, fur his chest he can feel giving way, and his ribs caving in. He
- called her his plump little woman three or four times and she must of
- softened up some, fur she moved and his voice come stronger, but not less
- meek and lowly. And he follers it up:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dolly, darling,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;I bet I know something my little woman don't
- know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; the fat lady asts him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0011" id="linkimage-0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0143.jpg" alt="0143 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0143.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't know what a cruel, weak stomach your hubby has got,&rdquo; Watty
- says, awful coaxing like, &ldquo;or you wouldn't bear down quite so hard onto it&mdash;please,
- Dolly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She begins to blubber and say he is making fun of her big size, and if he
- is mean to her any more or ever looks at another woman agin she will take
- anti-fat and fade away to nothing and ruin his show, and it is awful hard
- to be made a joke of all her life and not have no steady home nor nothing
- like other women does.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know I worship every pound of you, little woman,&rdquo; says Watty, still
- coaxing. &ldquo;Why can't you trust me? You know, Dolly, darling, I wouldn't
- take your weight in gold for you.&rdquo; And he tells her they never was but
- once in all his life he has so much as turned his head to look at another
- woman, and that was by way of a plutonic admiration, and no flirting
- intended, he says. And even then it was before he had met his own little
- woman. And that other woman, he says, was plump too, fur he wouldn't never
- look at none but a plump woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What did she weigh?&rdquo; asts Watty's wife. He tells her a measly little
- three hundred pound.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But she wasn't refined like my little woman,&rdquo; says Watty, &ldquo;and when I
- seen that I passed her up.&rdquo; And inch by inch Watty coaxed her clean off of
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the next day she hearn him and Mrs. Ostrich giggling about something,
- and she has a reg'lar tantrum, and jest fur meanness goes out and falls
- down on the race track, pertending she has fainted, and they can't move
- her no ways, not even roll her. But finally they rousted her out of that
- by one of these here sprinkling carts backing up agin her and turning
- loose.
- </p>
- <p>
- But aside from them occasional mean streaks Dolly was real nice, and I
- kind of got to liking her. She tells me that because she is so fat no one
- won't take her serious like a human being, and she wisht she was like
- other women and had a fambly. That woman wanted a baby, too, and I bet she
- would of been good to it, fur she was awful good to animals. She had been
- big from a little girl, and never got no sympathy when sick, nor nothing,
- and even whilst she played with dolls as a kid she knowed she looked
- ridiculous, and was laughed at. And by jings!&mdash;they was the funniest
- thing come to light before we left that crowd. That poor, derned, old, fat
- fool <i>had</i> a doll yet, all hid away, and when she was alone she used
- to take it out and cuddle it. Well, Dolly never had many friends, and you
- couldn't blame her much if she did drink a little too much now and then,
- or get mad at Watty fur his goings-on and kneel down on him whilst he was
- asleep. Them was her only faults and I liked the old girl. Yet I could see
- Watty had his troubles too.
- </p>
- <p>
- That show busted up before the fair closed. Fur one day Watty's wife gets
- mad at Mrs. Ostrich and tries to set on her. And then Mrs. Ostrich gets
- mad too, and sicks Reginald onto her. Watty's wife is awful scared of
- Reginald, who don't really have ambition enough to bite no one, let alone
- a lady built so round everywhere he couldn't of got a grip on her. And as
- fur as wrapping himself around her and squashing her to death, Reginald
- never seen the day he could reach that fur. Reginald's feelings is plumb
- friendly toward Dolly when he is turned loose, but she don't know that,
- and she has some hysterics and faints in earnest this time. Well, they was
- an awful hullaballo when she come to, and fur the sake of peace in the
- fambly Watty has to fire Mr. and Mrs. Ostrich and poor old Reginald out of
- their jobs, and the show is busted. So Doctor Kirby and me lit out fur
- other parts agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>e was jogging
- along one afternoon not fur from a good-sized town at the top of Ohio,
- right on the lake, when we run acrost some remainders of a busted circus
- riding in a stake and chain wagon. They was two fellers&mdash;both
- jugglers, acrobats, and tumblers&mdash;and a balloon. The circus had
- busted without paying them nothing but promises fur months and months, and
- they had took the team and wagon and balloon by attachment, they said.
- They was carting her from the little burg the show busted in to that
- good-sized town on the lake. They would sell the team and wagon there and
- get money enough to put an advertisement in the Billboard, which is like a
- Bible to them showmen, that they had a balloon to sell and was at liberty.
- </p>
- <p>
- One of them was the slimmest, lightest-footed, quickest feller you ever
- seen, with a big nose and dark complected, and his name was Tobias. The
- other was heavier and blonde complected. His name was Dobbs, he said, and
- they was the Blanchet Brothers. Doctor Kirby and them got real well
- acquainted in about three minutes. We drove on ahead and got into the town
- first.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor says that balloon is jest wasted on them fellers. They can't go
- up in her, not knowing that trade, but still they ought to be some way fur
- them to make a little stake out of it before it was sold.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next evening we run acrost them fellers on the street, and they was
- feeling purty blue. They hadn't been able to sell that team and wagon,
- which it was eating its meals reg'lar in a livery stable, and they had
- been doing stunts in the street that day and passing around the hat, but
- not getting enough fur to pay expenses.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where's the balloon?&rdquo; asts the doctor. And I seen he was sicking his
- intellects onto the job of making her pay.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the livery stable with the wagon,&rdquo; they tells him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He says he is going to figger out a way to help them boys. They is like
- all circus performers, he says&mdash;they jest knows their own acts, and
- talks about 'em all the time, and studies up ways to make 'em better, and
- has got no more idea of business outside of that than a rabbit. We all
- went to the livery stable and overhauled that balloon. It was an awful
- job, too. But they wasn't a rip in her, and the parachute was jest as good
- as new.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's no reason why we can't give a show of our own,&rdquo; says Doctor
- Kirby, &ldquo;with you boys and Danny and me and that balloon. What we want is a
- lot with a high board fence around it, like a baseball grounds, and the
- chance to tap a gas main.&rdquo; He says he'll be willing to take a chancet on
- it, even paying the gas company real money to fill her up.
- </p>
- <p>
- What the Doctor didn't know about starting shows wasn't worth knowing. He
- had even went in for the real drama in his younger days now and then.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of my theatrical productions came very near succeeding, too,&rdquo; he
- says.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a play he says, in which the hero falls in love with a pair of
- Siamese twins and commits suicide because he can't make a choice between
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We played it as comedy in the big towns and tragedy in the little ones,&rdquo;
- he says. &ldquo;But like a fool I booked it for two weeks of middle-sized towns
- and it broke us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day he finds a lot that will do jest fine. It has been used fur a
- school playgrounds, but the school has been moved and the old building is
- to be tore down. He hired the place cheap. And he goes and talks the gas
- company into giving him credit to fill that balloon. Which I kept
- wondering what was the use of filling her, fur none of the four of us had
- ever went up in one. And when I seen the handbills he had had printed I
- wondered all the more. They read as follers:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0012" id="linkimage-0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0150.jpg" alt="0150 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0150.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Kirby's Komedy Kompany and Open Air Circus
- </p>
- <p>
- Presenting a Peerless Personnel of Artistic Attractions
- </p>
- <p>
- Greatest in the Galaxy of Gaiety, is
- </p>
- <p>
- Hartley L. Kirby
- </p>
- <p>
- Monologuist and minstrel, dancer and vaudevillian in his terpsichorean
- travesties, buoyant burlesques, inimitable imitations, screaming
- impersonations, refined comedy sketches and popular song hits of the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Blanchet Brothers
- </p>
- <p>
- Daring, Dazzling, Danger-Loving, Death-Defying Demons
- </p>
- <p>
- Joyous jugglers, acrobatic artists, constrictorial contortionists,
- exquisite equilibrists, in their marvellous, mysterious, unparalleled
- performances.
- </p>
- <p>
- Umslopogus The Patagonian Chieftain
- </p>
- <p>
- The lowest type of human intellect
- </p>
- <p>
- This formerly ferocious fiend has so far succumbed to the softer wiles of
- civilization that he is no longer a cannibal, and it is now safe to put
- him on exhibition. But to prevent accidents he is heavily manacled, and
- the public is warned not to come too near.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!!
-
- The management also presents the balloon of
-
- Prof. Alonzo Ackerman The Famous Aeronaut
-
- in which he has made his
-
- Wonderful Ascension and Parachute Drop
-
- many times, reaching remarkable altitudes
-
- Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!!
-
- Saturday, 3 P. M. Old Vandegrift School Lot
-</pre>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Admission 50 Cents
-</pre>
- <p>
- Well, fur a writer he certainly laid over Looey, Doctor Kirby did&mdash;more
- cheerful-like, you might say. I seen right off I was to be the Patagonian
- Chieftain. I was getting more and more of an actor right along&mdash;first
- an Injun, then a wild Borneo, and now a Patagonian.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But who is this Alonzo Ackerman?&rdquo; I asts him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Celebrated balloonist,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;and the man that invented parachutes.
- They eat out of his hand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo; asts I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How should I know?&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How is he going up, then?&rdquo; I asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor chuckles and says it is a good bill, a better bill than he
- thought; that it is getting in its work already. He says to me to read it
- careful and see if it says Alonzo Ackerman is going up. Well, it don't.
- But any one would of thought so the first look. I reckon that bill was
- some of a liar herself, not lying outright, but jest hinting a lie. They
- is a lot of mean, stingy-souled kind of people wouldn't never lie to help
- a friend, but Doctor Kirby wasn't one of 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;when that crowd finds out Alonzo ain't going up they will
- be purty mad.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;I don't think so. The American public are a good-natured
- set of chuckle-heads, mostly. If they get sore I'll talk 'em out of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- If he had any faults at all&mdash;and mind you, I ain't saying Doctor
- Kirby had any&mdash;the one he had hardest was the belief he could talk
- any crowd into any notion, or out of it, either. And he loved to do it
- jest fur the fun of it. He'd rather have the feeling he was doing that
- than the money any day. He was powerful vain about that gab of his'n,
- Doctor Kirby was.
- </p>
- <p>
- The four of us took around about five thousand bills. The doctor says they
- is nothing like giving yourself a chancet. And Saturday morning we got the
- balloon filled up so she showed handsome, tugging away there at her ropes.
- But we had a dern mean time with that balloon, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor says if we have good luck there may be as many as three, four
- hundred people.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Jerusalem! They was two, three times that many. By the time the show
- started I reckon they was nigh a thousand there. The doctor and the
- Blanchet Brothers was tickled. When they quit coming fast the doctor left
- the gate and made a little speech, telling all about the wonderful show,
- and the great expense it was to get it together, and all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was a rope stretched between the crowd and us. Back of that was the
- Blanchet Brothers' wagon and our wagon, and our little tent. I was jest
- inside the tent with chains on. Back of everything else was the balloon.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, the doctor he done a lot of songs and things as advertised. Then the
- Blanchet Brothers done some of their acts. They was really fine acts, too.
- Then come some more of Doctor Kirby's refined comedy, as advertised. Next,
- more Blanchet. Then a lecture about me by the doctor. All in all it takes
- up about an hour and a half. Then the doctor makes a mighty nice little
- talk, and wishes them all good afternoon, thanking them fur their kind
- intentions and liberal patronage, one and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But when will the balloon go up?&rdquo; asts half a dozen at oncet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The balloon?&rdquo; asts Doctor Kirby, surprised.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Balloon! Balloon!&rdquo; yells a kid. And the hull crowd took it up and yelled:
- &ldquo;Balloon! Balloon! Balloon!&rdquo; And they crowded up closte to that rope.
- </p>
- <p>
- Doctor Kirby has been getting off the wagon, but he gets back on her, and
- stretches his arms wide, and motions of 'em all to come close.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ladies and gentlemen,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;please to gather near&mdash;up here,
- good people&mdash;and listen! Listen to what I have to say&mdash;harken to
- the utterings of my voice! There has been a misunderstanding here! There
- has been a misconstruction! There has been, ladies and gentlemen, a woeful
- lack of comprehension here!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It looked to me like they was beginning to understand more than he meant
- them to. I was wondering how it would all come out, but he never lost his
- nerve.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen,&rdquo; he says, very earnest, &ldquo;listen to me. Somehow the idea seems to
- have gone forth that there would be a balloon ascension here this
- afternoon. How, I do not know, for what we advertised, ladies and
- gentlemen, was that the balloon used by Prof. Alonzo Ackerman, the
- illustrious aeronaut, would be <i>UPON EXHIBITION</i>. And there she is,
- ladies and gentlemen, there she is, for every eye to see and gladden with
- the sight of&mdash;right before you, ladies and gentlemen&mdash;the
- balloon of Alonzo Ackerman, the wonderful voyager of the air, exactly as
- represented. During their long career Kirby and Company have never
- deceived the public. Others may, but Kirby and Company are like Caesar's
- wife&mdash;Kirby and Company are above suspicion. It is the province of
- Kirby's Komedy Kompany, ladies and gentlemen, to spread the glad tidings
- of innocent amusement throughout the length and breadth of this fair land
- of ours. And there she is before you, the balloon as advertised, the
- gallant ship of the air in which the illustrious Ackerman made so many
- voyages before he sailed at last into the Great Beyond! You can see her,
- ladies and gentlemen, straining at her cords, anxious to mount into the
- heavens and be gone! It is an education in itself, ladies and gentlemen, a
- moral education, and well worth coming miles to see. Think of it&mdash;think
- of it&mdash;the Ackerman balloon&mdash;and then think that the illustrious
- Ackerman himself&mdash;he was my personal friend, ladies and gentlemen,
- and a true friend sticketh closer than a brother&mdash;the illustrious
- Ackerman is dead. The balloon, ladies and gentlemen, is there, but
- Ackerman is gone to his reward. Look at that balloon, ladies and
- gentlemen, and tell me if you can, why should the spirit of mortals be
- proud? For the man that rode her like a master and tamed her like she was
- a dove lies cold and dead in a western graveyard, ladies and gentlemen,
- and she is here, a useless and an idle vanity without the mind that made
- her go!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, he went on and he told a funny story about Alonzo, which I don't
- believe they ever was no Alonzo Ackerman, and a lot of 'em laughed; and he
- told a pitiful story, and they got sollum agin, and then another funny
- story. Well, he had 'em listening, and purty soon most of the crowd is
- feeling in a good humour toward him, and one feller yells out:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go it&mdash;you're a hull show yourself!&rdquo; And some joshes him, but they
- don't seem to be no trouble in the air. When they all look to be in a good
- humour he holds up a bill and asts how many has them. Many has. He says
- that is well, and then he starts to telling another story. But in the
- middle of the story that hull dern crowd is took with a fit of laughing.
- They has looked at the bill closet, and seen they is sold, and is taking
- it good-natured. And still shouting and laughing most of them begins to
- start along off. And I thought all chancet of trouble was over with. But
- it wasn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fur they is always a natcheral born kicker everywhere, and they was one
- here, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was a lean feller with a sticking out jaw, and one of his eyes was in a
- kind of a black pocket, and he was jest natcherally laying it off to about
- a dozen fellers that was in a little knot around him.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor sees the main part of the crowd going and climbs down off'n the
- wagon. As he does so that hull bunch of about a dozen moves in under the
- rope, and some more that was going out seen it, and stopped and come back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perfessor,&rdquo; says the man with the patch over his eye to Doctor Kirby,
- &ldquo;you say this man Ackerman is dead?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says the doctor, eying him over, &ldquo;he's dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did he die?&rdquo; asts the feller.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He died hard, I understand,&rdquo; says the doctor, careless-like.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fell out of his balloon?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This aeronaut trade is a dangerous trade, I hear,&rdquo; says the feller with
- the patch on his eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They say so,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, easy-like.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was you ever an aeronaut yourself?&rdquo; asts the feller.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never been up in a balloon?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you're going up in one this afternoon!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean?&rdquo; asts Doctor Kirby.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We've come out to see a balloon ascension&mdash;and we're going to see
- it, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with that the hull crowd made a rush at the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I been in fights before that, and I been in fights since then. But I
- never been in no harder one. The doctor and the two Blanchet brothers and
- me managed to get backed up agin the fence in a row when the rush come. I
- guess I done my share, and I guess the Blanchet brothers done theirn, too.
- But they was too many of 'em for us&mdash;too dern many. It wouldn't of
- ended as quick as it did if Doctor Kirby hadn't gone clean crazy. His back
- was to the fence, and he cleaned out everything in front of him, and then
- he give a wild roar jest like a bull and rushed that hull gang&mdash;twenty
- men, they was&mdash;with his head down. He caught two fellers, one in each
- hand, and he cracked their heads together, and he caught two more, and
- done the same. But he orter never took his back away from that fence. The
- hull gang closed in on him, and down he went at the bottom of a pile. I
- was awful busy myself, but I seen that pile moving and churning. Then I
- made a big mistake myself. I kicked a feller in the stomach, and another
- feller caught my leg, and down I went. Fur a half a minute I never knowed
- nothing. And when I come to I was all mashed about the face, and two
- fellers was sitting on me.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crowd was tying Doctor Kirby to that parachute. They straddled legs
- over the parachute bar, and tied his feet below it. He was still fighting,
- but they was too many fur him. They left his arms untied, but they held
- 'em, and then&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they cut her loose. She went up like she was shot from a gun, and as
- she did Doctor Kirby took a grip on a feller's arm that hadn't let loose
- quick enough and lifted him plumb off'n the ground. He slewed around on
- the trapeze bar with the feller's weight, and slipped head downward. And
- as he slipped he give that feller a swing and let loose of him, and then
- ketched himself by the crook of one knee. The feller turned over twicet in
- the air and landed in a little crumpled-up pile on the ground, and never
- made a sound.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fellers that had holt of me forgot me and stood up, and I stood up
- too, and looked. The balloon was rising fast. Doctor Kirby was trying to
- pull himself up to the trapeze bar, twisting and squirming and having a
- hard time of it, and shooting higher every second. I reckoned he couldn't
- fall complete, fur where his feet was tied would likely hold even if his
- knee come straight&mdash;but he would die mebby with his head filling up
- with blood. But finally he made a squirm and raised himself a lot and
- grabbed the rope at one side of the bar. And then he reached and got the
- rope on the other side, and set straddle of her. And jest as he done that
- the wind ketched the balloon good and hard, and she turned out toward Lake
- Erie. It was too late fur him to pull the rope that sets the parachute
- loose then, and drop onto the land.
- </p>
- <p>
- I rushed out of that schoolhouse yard and down the street toward the lake
- front, and run, stumbling along and looking up. She was getting smaller
- every minute. And with my head in the air looking up I was running plumb
- to the edge of the water before I knowed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was away out over the lake now, and awful high, and going fast before
- the wind, and the doctor was only a speck. And as I stared at that speck
- away up in the sky I thought this was a mean world to live in. Fur there
- was the only real friend I ever had, and no way fur me to help him. He had
- learnt me to read, and bought me good clothes, and made me know they was
- things in the world worth travelling around to see, and made me feel like
- I was something more than jest Old Hank Walters's dog. And I guessed he
- would be drownded and I would never see him agin now. And all of a sudden
- something busted loose inside of me, and I sunk down there at the edge of
- the water, sick at my stomach, and weak and shivering.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER X
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> didn't exactly
- faint there, but things got all mixed fur me, and when they was
- straightened out agin I was in a hospital. It seems I had been
- considerable stepped on in that fight, and three ribs was broke. I knowed
- I was hurting, but I was so interested in what was happening to the doctor
- the hull hurt never come to me till the balloon was way out over the lake.
- </p>
- <p>
- But now I was in a plaster cast, and before I got out of that I was in a
- fever. I was some weeks getting out of there.
- </p>
- <p>
- I tried to get some word of Doctor Kirby, but couldn't. Nothing had been
- heard of him or the balloon. The newspapers had had stuff about it fur a
- day or two, and they guessed the body might come to light sometime. But
- that was all. And I didn't know where to hunt nor how.
- </p>
- <p>
- The hosses and wagon and tent and things worried me some, too. They wasn't
- mine, and so I couldn't sell 'em. And they wasn't no good to me without
- Doctor Kirby. So I tells the man that owns the livery stable to use the
- team fur its board and keep it till Doctor Kirby calls fur it, and if he
- never does mebby I will sometime.
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't want to stay in that town or I could of got a job in the livery
- stable. They offered me one, but I hated that town. I wanted to light out.
- I didn't much care where to.
- </p>
- <p>
- Them Blanchet Brothers had left a good share of the money we took in at
- the balloon ascension with the hospital people fur me before they cleared
- out. But before I left that there town I seen they was one thing I had to
- do to make myself easy in my mind. So I done her.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was to hunt up that feller with his eye in the patch. It took me a
- week to find him. He lived down near some railroad yards. I might of
- soaked him with a coupling link and felt a hull lot better. But I didn't
- guess it would do to pet and pamper my feelings too much. So I does it
- with my fists in a quiet place, and does it very complete, and leaves that
- town in a cattle car, feeling a hull lot more contented in my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they was a hull dern year I didn't stay nowhere very long, nor work
- at any one job too long, neither. I jest worked from place to place seeing
- things&mdash;big towns and rivers and mountains. Working here and there,
- and loafing and riding blind baggages and freight trains between jobs, I
- covered a lot of ground that year, and made some purty big jumps, and got
- acquainted with some awful queer folks, first and last.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the worst of that is lots of people gets to thinking I am a hobo. Even
- one or two judges in police courts I got acquainted with had that there
- idea of me. I always explains that I am not one, and am jest travelling
- around to see things, and working when I feels like it, and ain't no bum.
- But frequent I am not believed. And two, three different times I gets to
- the place where I couldn't hardly of told myself from a hobo, if I hadn't
- of knowed I wasn't one.
- </p>
- <p>
- I got right well acquainted with some of them hobos, too. As fur as I can
- see, they is as much difference in them as in other humans. Some travels
- because they likes to see things, and some because they hates to work, and
- some because they is in the habit and can't stop it. Well, I know myself
- it's purty hard after while to stop it, fur where would you stop at? What
- excuse is they to stop one place more'n another? I met all kinds of 'em,
- and oncet I got in fur a week with a couple of real Johnny Yeggs that is
- both in the pen now. I hearn a feller say one time there is some good in
- every man. I went the same way as them two yeggmen a hull dern week to try
- and find out where the good in 'em was. I guess they must be some mistake
- somewheres, fur I looked hard and I watched closet and I never found it.
- They is many kinds of hobos and tramps, perfessional and amachure, and
- lots of kinds of bums, and lots of young fellers working their way around
- to see things, like I was, and lots of working men in hard luck going from
- place to place, and all them kinds is humans. But the real yeggman ain't
- even a dog.
- </p>
- <p>
- And oncet I went all the way from Chicago to Baltimore with a serious,
- dern fool that said he was a soshyologest, whatever them is, and was going
- to put her all into a book about the criminal classes. He worked hard
- trying to get at the reason I was a hobo. Which they wasn't no reason, fur
- I wasn't no hobo. But I didn't want to disappoint that feller and spoil
- his book fur him. So I tells him things. Things not overly truthful, but
- very full of crime. About a year afterward I was into one of these here
- Andrew Carnegie lib'aries with the names of the old-time presidents all
- chiselled along the top and I seen the hull dern thing in print. He said
- of me the same thing I have said about them yeggmen. If all he met joshed
- that feller the same as me, that book must of been what you might call
- misleading in spots.
- </p>
- <p>
- One morning I woke up in a good-sized town in Illinoise, not a hundred
- miles from where I was raised, without no money, and my clothes not much
- to look at, and no job. I had been with a railroad show fur about two
- weeks, driving stakes and other rough work, and it had went off and left
- me sleeping on the ground. Circuses never waits fur nothing nor cares a
- dern fur no one. I tried all day around town fur to get some kind of a
- job. But I was looking purty rough and I couldn't land nothing. Along in
- the afternoon I was awful hungry.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was feeling purty low down to have to ast fur a meal, but finally I done
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I dunno how I ever come to pick out such a swell-looking house, but I
- makes a little talk at the back door and the Irish girl she says, &ldquo;Come
- in,&rdquo; and into the kitchen I goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Minnesota you're working toward?&rdquo; asts she, pouring me out a cup of
- coffee.
- </p>
- <p>
- She is thinking of the wheat harvest where they is thousands makes fur
- every fall. But none of 'em fur me. That there country is full of them
- Scandiluvian Swedes and Norwegians, and they gets into the field before
- daylight and stays there so long the hired man's got to milk the cows by
- moonlight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I been acrost the river into I'way,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;a-working at my trade, and
- now I'm going back to Chicago to work at it some more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What might your trade be?&rdquo; she asts, sizing me up careful; and I thinks
- I'll hand her one to chew on she ain't never hearn tell of before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm a agnostic by trade,&rdquo; I says. I spotted that there word in a
- religious book one time, and that's the first chancet I ever has to try it
- on any one. You can't never tell what them reg'lar sockdologers is going
- to do till you tries them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I see,&rdquo; says she. But I seen she didn't see. And I didn't help her none.
- She would of ruther died than to let on she didn't see. The Irish is like
- that. Purty soon she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't that the dangerous kind o' work, though!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is,&rdquo; I says. And says nothing further.
- </p>
- <p>
- She sets down and folds her arms, like she was thinking of it, watching my
- hands closet all the time I was eating, like she's looking fur scars where
- something slipped when I done that agnostic work. Purty soon she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Me brother Michael was kilt at it in the old country. He was the most
- vinturesome lad of thim all!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did it fly up and hit him?&rdquo; I asts her. I was wondering w'ether she is
- making fun of me or am I making fun of her. Them Irish is like that, you
- can never tell which.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;he fell off of it. And I'm thinking you don't know what
- it is yourself.&rdquo; And the next thing I know I'm eased out o' the back door
- and she's grinning at me scornful through the crack of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- So I was walking slow around toward the front of the house thinking how
- the Irish was a great nation, and what shall I do now, anyhow? And I says
- to myself: &ldquo;Danny, you was a fool to let that circus walk off and leave
- you asleep in this here town with nothing over you but a barbed wire fence
- this morning. Fur what <i>are</i> you going to do next? First thing you
- know, you <i>will</i> be a reg'lar tramp, which some folks can't be made
- to see you ain't now.&rdquo; And jest when I was thinking that, a feller comes
- down the front steps of that house on the jump and nabs me by the coat
- collar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you come out of this house?&rdquo; he asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; I says, wondering what next.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Back in you go, then,&rdquo; he says, marching me forward toward them front
- steps, &ldquo;they've got smallpox in there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I like to of jumped loose when he says that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Smallpox ain't no inducement to me, mister,&rdquo; I tells him. But he twisted
- my coat collar tight and dug his thumbs into my neck, all the time helping
- me onward with his knee from behind, and I seen they wasn't no use pulling
- back. I could probable of licked that man, but they's no system in mixing
- up with them well-dressed men in towns where they think you are a tramp.
- The judge will give you the worst of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rung the door bell and the girl that opened the door she looked kind o'
- surprised when she seen me, and in we went.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell Professor Booth that Doctor Wilkins wants to see him again,&rdquo; says
- the man a-holt o' me, not letting loose none. And we says nothing further
- till the perfessor comes, which he does, slow and absent-minded. When he
- seen me he took off his glasses so's he could see me better, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is that you have there, Doctor Wilkins?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A guest for you,&rdquo; says Doctor Wilkins, grinning all over hisself. &ldquo;I
- found him leaving your house. And you being under quarantine, and me being
- secretary to the board of health, and the city pest-house being crowded
- too full already, I'll have to ask you to keep him here till we get Miss
- Margery onto her feet again,&rdquo; he says. Or they was words to that effect,
- as the lawyers asts you.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear me,&rdquo; says Perfesser Booth, kind o' helpless like. And he comes over
- closet to me and looks me all over like I was one of them amphimissourian
- lizards in a free museum. And then he goes to the foot of the stairs and
- sings out in a voice that was so bleached-out and flat-chested it would of
- looked jest like him himself if you could of saw it&mdash;&ldquo;Estelle,&rdquo; he
- sings out, &ldquo;oh, Estelle!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Estelle, she come down stairs looking like she was the perfessor's big
- brother. I found out later she was his old maid sister. She wasn't no
- spring chicken, Estelle wasn't, and they was a continuous grin on her
- face. I figgered it must of froze there years and years ago. They was a
- kid about ten or eleven years old come along down with her, that had hair
- down to its shoulders and didn't look like it knowed whether it was a girl
- or a boy. Miss Estelle, she looks me over in a way that makes me shiver,
- while the doctor and the perfessor jaws about whose fault it is the
- smallpox sign ain't been hung out. And when she was done listening she
- says to the perfessor: &ldquo;You had better go back to your laboratory.&rdquo; And
- the perfessor he went along out, and the doctor with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What are you going to do with him, Aunt Estelle?&rdquo; the kid asts her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would <i>you</i> suggest, William, Dear?&rdquo; asts his aunt. I ain't
- feeling very comfortable, and I was getting all ready jest to natcherally
- bolt out the front door now the doctor was gone. Then I thinks it mightn't
- be no bad place to stay in fur a couple o' days, even risking the
- smallpox. Fur I had riccolected I couldn't ketch it nohow, having been
- vaccinated a few months before in Terry Hutt by compulsive medical advice,
- me being fur a while doing some work on the city pavements through a
- mistake about me in the police court.
- </p>
- <p>
- William Dear looks at me like it was the day of judgment and his job was
- to keep the fatted calves separate from the goats and prodigals, and he
- says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I were you, Aunt Estelle, the first thing would be to get his hair cut
- and his face washed and then get him some clothes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;William Dear is my friend,&rdquo; thinks I.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0013" id="linkimage-0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0171.jpg" alt="0171 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0171.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- She calls James, which was a butler. James, he buttles me into a bathroom
- the like o' which I never seen afore, and then he buttles me into a suit
- o' somebody's clothes and into a room at the top o' the house next to
- his'n, and then he comes back and buttles a comb and brush at me. James
- was the most mournful-looking fat man I ever seen, and he says that
- account of me not being respectable I will have my meals alone in the
- kitchen after the servants has eat.
- </p>
- <p>
- The first thing I knowed I been in that house more'n a week. I eat and I
- slept and I smoked and I kind of enjoyed not worrying about things fur a
- while. The only oncomfortable thing about being the perfessor's guest was
- Miss Estelle. Soon's she found out I was a agnostic she took charge o' my
- intellectuals and what went into 'em, and she makes me read things and
- asts me about 'em, and she says she is going fur to reform me. And
- whatever brand o' disgrace them there agnostics really is I ain't found
- out to this day, having come acrost the word accidental.
- </p>
- <p>
- Biddy Malone, which was the kitchen mechanic, she says the perfessor's
- wife's been over to her mother's while this smallpox has been going on,
- and they is a nurse in the house looking after Miss Margery, the little
- kid that's sick. And Biddy, she says if she was Mrs. Booth she'd stay
- there, too. They's been some talk, anyhow, about Mrs. Booth and a musician
- feller around that there town. But Biddy, she likes Mrs. Booth, and even
- if it was true, which it ain't Biddy says, who could of blamed her? Fur
- things ain't joyous around that house the last year, since Miss Estelle's
- come there to live. The perfessor, he's so full of scientifics he don't
- know nothing with no sense to it, Biddy says. He's got more money'n you
- can shake a stick at, and he don't have to do no work, nor never has, and
- his scientifics gets worse and worse every year. But while scientifics is
- worrying to the nerves of a fambly, and while his labertory often makes
- the house smell like a sick drug store has crawled into it and died there,
- they wouldn't of been no serious row on between the perfessor and his
- wife, not <i>all</i> the time, if it hadn't of been fur Miss Estelle. She
- has jest natcherally made herself boss of that there house, Biddy says,
- and she's a she-devil. Between all them scientifics and Miss Estelle
- things has got where Mrs. Booth can't stand 'em much longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't blame her none fur getting sore on her job, neither. You can't
- expect a woman that's purty, and knows it, and ain't no more'n thirty-two
- or three, and don't look it, to be serious intrusted in mummies and
- pickled snakes and chemical perfusions, not <i>all</i> the time. Mebby
- when Mrs. Booth would ast him if he was going to take her to the opery
- that night the perfessor would look up in an absent-minded sort of way and
- ast her did she know them Germans had invented a new germ? It wouldn't of
- been so bad if the perfessor had picked out jest one brand of scientifics
- and stuck to that reg'lar. Mrs. Booth could of got use to any <i>one</i>
- kind. But mebby this week the perfessor would be took hard with
- ornithography and he'd go chasing humming-birds all over the front yard,
- and the next he'd be putting gastronomy into William's breakfast feed.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was always a row on over them kids, which they hadn't been till Miss
- Estelle come. Mrs. Booth, she said they could kill their own selves, if
- they wanted to, him and Miss Estelle, but she had more right than any one
- else to say what went into William's and Margery's digestive ornaments,
- and she didn't want 'em brung up scientific nohow, but jest human. But
- Miss Estelle's got so she runs that hull house now, and the perfessor too,
- but he don't know it, Biddy says, and her a-saying every now and then it
- was too bad Frederick couldn't of married a noble woman who would of took
- a serious intrust in his work. The kids don't hardly dare to kiss their ma
- in front of Miss Estelle no more, on account of germs and things. And with
- Miss Estelle taking care of their religious organs and their intellectuals
- and the things like that, and the perfessor filling them up on new
- invented feeds, I guess they never was two kids got more education to the
- square inch, outside and in. It hadn't worked none on Miss Margery yet,
- her being younger, but William Dear he took it hard and serious, and it
- made bumps all over his head, and he was kind o' pale and spindly. Every
- time that kid cut his finger he jest natcherally bled scientifics. One day
- I says to Miss Estelle, says I:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks to me like William Dear is kind of peaked.&rdquo; She looks worried
- and she looks mad fur me lipping in, and then she says mebby it is true,
- but she don't see why, because he is being brung up like he orter be in
- every way and no expense nor trouble spared.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;what a kid about that size wants to do is to get out and
- roll around in the dirt some, and yell and holler.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She sniffs like I wasn't worth taking no notice of. But it kind o' soaked
- in, too. She and the perfessor must of talked it over. Fur the next day I
- seen her spreading a oilcloth on the hall floor. And then James comes a
- buttling in with a lot of sand what the perfessor has baked and made all
- scientific down in his labertory. James, he pours all that nice, clean
- dirt onto the oilcloth and then Miss Estelle sends fur William Dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;William Dear,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;we have decided, your papa and I, that what you
- need is more romping around and playing along with your studies. You ought
- to get closer to the soil and to nature, as is more healthy for a youth of
- your age. So for an hour each day, between your studies, you will romp and
- play in this sand. You may begin to frolic now, William Dear, and then
- James will sweep up the dirt again for to-morrow's frolic.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But William didn't frolic none. He jest looked at that dirt in a sad kind
- o' way, and he says very serious but very decided:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Aunt Estelle, I shall <i>not</i> frolic.&rdquo; And they had to let it go at
- that, fur he never would frolic none, neither. And all that nice clean
- dirt was throwed out in the back yard along with the unscientific dirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0011" id="link2HCH0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>ne night when I've
- been there more'n a week, and am getting kind o' tired staying in one
- place so long, I don't want to go to bed after I eats, and I gets a-holt
- of some of the perfessor's cigars and goes into the lib'ary to see if he's
- got anything fit to read. Setting there thinking of the awful remarkable
- people they is in this world I must of went to sleep. Purty soon, in my
- sleep, I hearn two voices. Then I waked up sudden, and still hearn 'em,
- low and quicklike, in the room that opens right off of the lib'ary with a
- couple of them sliding doors like is onto a box car. One voice was a
- woman's voice, and it wasn't Miss Estelle's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I <i>must</i> see them before we go, Henry,&rdquo; she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- And the other was a man's voice and it wasn't no one around our house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, my God,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;suppose you get it yourself, Jane!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I set up straight then, fur Jane was the perfessor's wife's first name.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean suppose <i>you</i> get it,&rdquo; she says. I like to of seen the look
- she must of give him to fit in with the way she says that <i>you</i>. He
- didn't say nothing, the man didn't; and then her voice softens down some,
- and she says, low and slow: &ldquo;Henry, wouldn't you love me if I <i>did</i>
- get it? Suppose it marked and pitted me all up?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, of course,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;of course I would. Nothing can change the way I
- feel. <i>You</i> know that.&rdquo; He said it quick enough, all right, jest the
- way they does in a show, but it sounded <i>too much</i> like it does on
- the stage to of suited me if <i>I</i>'d been her. I seen folks overdo them
- little talks before this.
- </p>
- <p>
- I listens some more, and then I sees how it is. This is that musician
- feller Biddy Malone's been talking about. Jane's going to run off with him
- all right, but she's got to kiss the kids first. Women is like that. They
- may hate the kids' pa all right, but they's dad-burned few of 'em don't
- like the kids. I thinks to myself: &ldquo;It must be late. I bet they was
- already started, or ready to start, and she made him bring her here first
- so's she could sneak in and see the kids. She jest simply couldn't get by.
- But she's taking a fool risk, too. Fur how's she going to see Margery with
- that nurse coming and going and hanging around all night? And even if she
- tries jest to see William Dear it's a ten to one shot he'll wake up and
- she'll be ketched at it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then I thinks, suppose she <i>is</i> ketched at it? What of it? Ain't
- a woman got a right to come into her own house with her own door key, even
- if they is a quarantine onto it, and see her kids? And if she is ketched
- seeing them, how would any one know she was going to run off? And ain't
- she got a right to have a friend of hern and her husband's bring her over
- from her mother's house, even if it is a little late?
- </p>
- <p>
- Then I seen she wasn't taking no great risks neither, and I thinks mebby I
- better go and tell that perfessor what is going on, fur he has treated me
- purty white. And then I thinks: &ldquo;I'll be gosh-derned if I meddle. So fur
- as I can see that there perfessor ain't getting fur from what's coming to
- him, nohow. And as fur <i>her</i>, you got to let some people find out
- what they want fur theirselves. Anyhow, where do <i>I</i> come in at?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But I want to get a look at her and Henry, anyhow. So I eases off my
- shoes, careful-like, and I eases acrost the floor to them sliding doors,
- and I puts my eye down to the little crack. The talk is going backward and
- forward between them two, him wanting her to come away quick, and her
- undecided whether to risk seeing the kids. And all the time she's kind o'
- hoping mebby she will be ketched if she tries to see the kids, and she's
- begging off fur more time ginerally.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, sir, I didn't blame that musician feller none when I seen her. She
- was a peach.
- </p>
- <p>
- And I couldn't blame her so much, neither, when I thought of Miss Estelle
- and all them scientifics of the perfessor's strung out fur years and years
- world without end.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yet, when I seen the man, I sort o' wished she wouldn't. I seen right off
- that Henry wouldn't do. It takes a man with a lot of gumption to keep a
- woman feeling good and not sorry fur doing it when he's married to her.
- But it takes a man with twicet as much to make her feel right when they
- ain't married. This feller wears one of them little, brown, pointed beards
- fur to hide where his chin ain't. And his eyes is too much like a woman's.
- Which is the kind that gets the biggest piece of pie at the lunch counter
- and fergits to thank the girl as cuts it big. She was setting in front of
- a table, twisting her fingers together, and he was walking up and down. I
- seen he was mad and trying not to show it, and I seen he was scared of the
- smallpox and trying not to show that, too. And jest about that time
- something happened that kind o' jolted me.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was one of them big chairs in the room where they was that has got a
- high back and spins around on itself. It was right acrost from me, on the
- other side of the room, and it was facing the front window, which was a
- bow window. And that there chair begins to turn, slow and easy. First I
- thought she wasn't turning. Then I seen she was. But Jane and Henry
- didn't. They was all took up with each other in the middle of the room,
- with their backs to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry is a-begging of Jane, and she turns a little more, that chair does.
- Will she squeak, I wonders?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you be a fool, Jane,&rdquo; says the Henry feller.
- </p>
- <p>
- Around she comes three hull inches, that there chair, and nary a squeak.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A fool?&rdquo; asts Jane, and laughs. &ldquo;And I'm not a fool to think of going
- with you at all, then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That chair, she moved six inches more and I seen the calf of a leg and
- part of a crumpled-up coat tail.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I <i>am</i> going with you, Henry,&rdquo; says Jane. And she gets up jest
- like she is going to put her arms around him.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Jane don't. Fur that chair swings clear around and there sets the
- perfessor. He's all hunched up and caved in and he's rubbing his eyes like
- he's jest woke up recent, and he's got a grin onto his face that makes him
- look like his sister Estelle looks all the time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Excuse me,&rdquo; says the perfessor.
- </p>
- <p>
- They both swings around and faces him. I can hear my heart bumping. Jane
- never says a word. The man with the brown beard never says a word. But if
- they felt like me they both felt like laying right down there and having a
- fit. They looks at him and he jest sets there and grins at them.
- </p>
- <p>
- But after a while Jane, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now you <i>know!</i> What are you going to do about it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry, he starts to say something too. But&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't start anything,&rdquo; says the perfessor to him. &ldquo;<i>You</i> aren't
- going to do anything.&rdquo; Or they was words to that effect.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Professor Booth,&rdquo; he says, seeing he has got to say something or else
- Jane will think the worse of him, &ldquo;I am&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Keep still,&rdquo; says the perfessor, real quiet. &ldquo;I'll tend to you in a
- minute or two. <i>You</i> don't count for much. This thing is mostly
- between me and my wife.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When he talks so decided I thinks mebby that perfessor has got something
- into him besides science after all. Jane, she looks kind o' surprised
- herself. But she says nothing, except:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What are you going to do, Frederick?&rdquo; And she laughs one of them mean
- kind of laughs, and looks at Henry like she wanted him to spunk up a
- little more, and says: &ldquo;What <i>can</i> you do, Frederick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Frederick, he says, not excited a bit:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's quite a number of things I <i>could</i> do that would look bad
- when they got into the newspapers. But it's none of them, unless one of
- you forces me to it.&rdquo; Then he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You <i>did</i> want to see the children, Jane?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She nodded.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jane,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;can't you see I'm the better man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The perfessor, he was woke up after all them years of scientifics, and he
- didn't want to see her go. &ldquo;Look at him,&rdquo; he says, pointing to the feller
- with the brown beard, &ldquo;he's scared stiff right now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which I would of been scared myself if I'd a-been ketched that-a-way like
- Henry was, and the perfessor's voice sounding like you was chopping ice
- every time he spoke. I seen the perfessor didn't want to have no blood on
- the carpet without he had to have it, but I seen he was making up his mind
- about something, too. Jane, she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>You</i> a better man? <i>You</i>? You think you've been a model
- husband just because you've never beaten me, don't you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says the perfessor, &ldquo;I've been a blamed fool all right. I've been a
- worse fool, maybe, than if I <i>had</i> beaten you.&rdquo; Then he turns to
- Henry and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Duels are out of fashion, aren't they? And a plain killing looks bad in
- the papers, doesn't it? Well, you just wait for me.&rdquo; With which he gets up
- and trots out, and I hearn him running down stairs to his labertory.
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry, he'd ruther go now. He don't want to wait. But with Jane a-looking
- at him he's shamed not to wait. It's his place to make some kind of a
- strong action now to show Jane he is a great man. But he don't do it. And
- Jane is too much of a thoroughbred to show him she expects it. And me, I'm
- getting the fidgets and wondering to myself, &ldquo;What is that there perfessor
- up to now? Whatever it is, it ain't like no one else. He is looney, that
- perfessor is. And she is kind o' looney, too. I wonder if they is any one
- that ain't looney sometimes?&rdquo; I been around the country a good 'eal, too,
- and seen and hearn of some awful remarkable things, and I never seen no
- one that wasn't more or less looney when the <i>search us the femm</i>
- comes into the case. Which is a Dago word I got out'n a newspaper and it
- means: &ldquo;Who was the dead gent's lady friend?&rdquo; And we all set and sweat and
- got the fidgets waiting fur that perfessor to come back.
- </p>
- <p>
- Which he done with that Sister Estelle grin onto his face and a pill box
- in his hand. They was two pills in the box. He says, placid and chilly:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, duels are out of fashion. This is the age of science. All the
- same, the one that gets her has got to fight for her. If she isn't worth
- fighting for, she isn't worth having. Here are two pills. I made 'em
- myself. One has enough poison in it to kill a regiment when it gets to
- working well&mdash;which it does fifteen minutes after it is taken. The
- other one has got nothing harmful in it. If you get the poison one, I keep
- her. If I get it, you can have her. Only I hope you will wait long enough
- after I'm dead so there won't be any scandal around town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry, he never said a word. He opened his mouth, but nothing come of it.
- When he done that I thought I hearn his tongue scrape agin his cheek on
- the inside like a piece of sand-paper. He was scared, Henry was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But <i>you</i> know which is which,&rdquo; Jane sings out. &ldquo;The thing's not
- fair!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the reason my dear Jane is going to shuffle these pills around
- each other herself,&rdquo; says the perfessor, &ldquo;and then pick out one for him
- and one for me. <i>You</i> don't know which is which, Jane. And as he is
- the favourite, he is going to get the first chance. If he gets the one I
- want him to get, he will have just fifteen minutes to live after taking
- it. In that fifteen minutes he will please to walk so far from my house
- that he won't die near it and make a scandal. I won't have a scandal
- without I have to. Everything is going to be nice and quiet and
- respectable. The effect of the poison is similar to heart failure. No one
- can tell the difference on the corpse. There's going to be no blood
- anywhere. I will be found dead in my house in the morning with heart
- failure, or else he will be picked up dead in the street, far enough away
- so as to make no talk.&rdquo; Or they was words to that effect.
- </p>
- <p>
- He is rubbing it in considerable, I thinks, that perfessor is. I wonder if
- I better jump in and stop the hull thing. Then I thinks: &ldquo;No, it's between
- them three.&rdquo; Besides, I want to see which one is going to get that there
- loaded pill. I always been intrusted in games of chancet of all kinds, and
- when I seen the perfessor was such a sport, I'm sorry I been misjudging
- him all this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jane, she looks at the box, and she breathes hard and quick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I won't touch 'em,&rdquo; she says. &ldquo;I refuse to be a party to any murder of
- that kind.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huh? You do?&rdquo; says the perfessor. &ldquo;But the time when you might have
- refused has gone by. You have made yourself a party to it already. You're
- really the <i>main</i> party to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But do as you like,&rdquo; he goes on. &ldquo;I'm giving him more chance than I ought
- to with those pills. I might shoot him, and I would, and then face the
- music, if it wasn't for mixing the children up in the scandal, Jane. If
- you want to see him get a fair chance, Jane, you've got to hand out these
- pills, one to him and then one to me. <i>You</i> must kill one or the
- other of us, or else <i>I'll kill him</i> the other way. And <i>you</i>
- had better pick one out for him, because <i>I</i> know which is which. Or
- else let him pick one out for himself,&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry, he wasn't saying nothing. I thought he had fainted. But he hadn't.
- I seen him licking his lips. I bet Henry's mouth was all dry inside.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jane, she took the box and she went round in front of Henry and she looked
- at him hard. She looked at him like she was thinking: &ldquo;Fur God's sake,
- spunk up some, and take one if it <i>does</i> kill you!&rdquo; Then she says out
- loud: &ldquo;Henry, if you die I will die, too!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And Henry, he took one. His hand shook, but he took it out'n the box. If
- she had of looked like that at me mebby I would of took one myself. Fur
- Jane, she was a peach, she was. But I don't know whether I would of or
- not. When she makes that brag about dying, I looked at the perfessor. What
- she said never fazed him. And I thinks agin: &ldquo;Mebby I better jump in now
- and stop this thing.&rdquo; And then I thinks agin: &ldquo;No, it is between them
- three and Providence.&rdquo; Besides, I'm anxious to see who is going to get
- that pill with the science in it. I gets to feeling jest like Providence
- hisself was in that there room picking out them pills with his own hands.
- And I was anxious to see what Providence's ideas of right and wrong was
- like. So fur as I could see they was all three in the wrong, but if I had
- of been in there running them pills in Providence's place I would of let
- them all off kind o' easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry, he ain't eat his pill yet. He is jest looking at it and shaking.
- The perfessor pulls out his watch and lays it on the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a quarter past eleven,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;Mr. Murray, are you going to make
- me shoot you, after all? I didn't want a scandal,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;It's for you
- to say whether you want to eat that pill and get your even chance, or
- whether you want to get shot. The shooting method is sure, but it causes
- talk. These pills won't <i>which</i>?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he pulls a revolver. Which I suppose he had got that too when he went
- down after them pills.
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry, he looks at the gun.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he looks at the pill.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he swallers the pill.
- </p>
- <p>
- The perfessor puts his gun back into his pocket, and then he puts his pill
- into his mouth. He don't swaller it. He looks at the watch, and he looks
- at Henry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sixteen minutes past eleven,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;<i>At exactly twenty-nine minutes
- to twelve Mr. Murray will be dead</i>. I got the harmless one. I can tell
- by the taste.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he put the pieces out into his hand, to show that he has chewed his'n
- up, not being willing to wait fifteen minutes fur a verdict from his
- digestive ornaments. Then he put them pieces back into his mouth and
- chewed 'em up and swallered 'em down like he was eating cough drops.
- </p>
- <p>
- Henry has got sweat breaking out all over his face, and he tries to make
- fur the door, but he falls down onto a sofa.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is murder,&rdquo; he says, weak-like. And he tries to get up again, but
- this time he falls to the floor in a dead faint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a dern short fifteen minutes,&rdquo; I thinks to myself. &ldquo;That perfessor
- must of put more science into Henry's pill than he thought he did fur it
- to of knocked him out this quick. It ain't skeercly three minutes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When Henry falls the woman staggers and tries to throw herself on top of
- him. The corners of her mouth was all drawed down, and her eyes was turned
- up. But she don't yell none. She can't. She tries, but she jest gurgles in
- her throat. The perfessor won't let her fall acrost Henry. He ketches her.
- &ldquo;Sit up, Jane,&rdquo; he says, with that Estelle look onto his face, &ldquo;and let us
- have a talk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looks at him with no more sense in her face than a piece of putty has
- got. But she can't look away from him.
- </p>
- <p>
- And I'm kind o' paralyzed, too. If that feller laying on the floor had
- only jest kicked oncet, or grunted, or done something, I could of loosened
- up and yelled, and I would of. I jest <i>needed</i> to fetch a yell. But
- Henry ain't more'n dropped down there till I'm feeling jest like he'd <i>always</i>
- been there, and I'd <i>always</i> been staring into that room, and the
- last word any one spoke was said hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're a murderer,&rdquo; says Jane in a whisper, looking at the perfessor in
- that stare-eyed way. &ldquo;You're a <i>murderer</i>,&rdquo; she says, saying it like
- she was trying to make herself feel sure he really was one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Murder!&rdquo; says the perfessor. &ldquo;Did you think I was going to run any
- chances for a pup like him? He's scared, that's all. He's just fainted
- through fright. He's a coward. Those pills were both just bread and sugar.
- He'll be all right in a minute or two. I've just been showing you that the
- fellow hasn't got nerve enough nor brains enough for a fine woman like
- you, Jane,&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then Jane begins to sob and laugh, both to oncet, kind o' wild like, her
- voice clucking like a hen does, and she says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's worse then, it's worse! It's worse for me than if it were a murder!
- Some farces can be more tragic than any tragedy ever was,&rdquo; she says. Or
- they was words to that effect.
- </p>
- <p>
- And if Henry had of been really dead she couldn't of took it no harder
- than she begun to take it now when she saw he was alive, but jest wasn't
- no good. But I seen she was taking on fur herself now more'n fur Henry.
- Doctor Kirby always use to say women is made unlike most other animals in
- many ways. When they is foolish about a man they can stand to have that
- man killed a good 'eal better than to have him showed up ridiculous right
- in front of them. They will still be crazy about the man that is dead,
- even if he was crooked. But they don't never forgive the fellow that lets
- himself be made a fool and lets them look foolish, too. And when the
- perfessor kicks Henry in the ribs, and Henry comes to and sneaks out,
- Jane, she never even turns her head and looks at him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jane,&rdquo; says the perfessor, when she quiets down some, &ldquo;you have a lot o'
- things to forgive me. But do you suppose I have learned enough so that we
- can make a go of it if we start all over again?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Jane she never said nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jane,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;Estelle is going back to New England, as soon as Margery
- gets well, and she will stay there for good.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jane, she begins to take a little intrust then.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did Estelle tell you so?&rdquo; she asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says the perfessor. &ldquo;Estelle doesn't know it yet. I'm going to break
- the news to her in the morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Jane still hates him. She's making herself hate him hard. She wouldn't
- of been a human woman if she had let herself be coaxed up all to oncet.
- Purty soon she says: &ldquo;I'm tired.&rdquo; And she went out looking like the
- perfessor was a perfect stranger. She was a peace, Jane was.
- </p>
- <p>
- After she left, the perfessor set there quite a spell and smoked. And he
- was looking tired out, too. They wasn't no mistake about me. I was jest
- dead all through my legs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> was down in the
- perfessor's labertory one day, and that was a queer place. They was every
- kind of scientifics that has ever been discovered in it. Some was pickled
- in bottles and some was stuffed and some was pinned to the walls with
- their wings spread out. If you took hold of anything, it was likely to be
- a skull and give you the shivers or some electric contraption and shock
- you; and if you tipped over a jar and it broke, enough germs might get
- loose to slaughter a hull town. I was helping the perfessor to unpack a
- lot of stuff some friends had sent him, and I noticed a bottle that had
- onto it, blowed in the glass:
- </p>
- <h3>
- DANIEL, DUNNE AND COMPANY
- </h3>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's funny,&rdquo; says I, out loud.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is?&rdquo; asts the perfessor.
- </p>
- <p>
- I showed him the bottle and told him how I was named after the company
- that made 'em. He says to look around me. They is all kinds of glassware
- in that room&mdash;bottles and jars and queer-shaped things with crooked
- tails and noses&mdash;and nigh every piece of glass the perfessor owns is
- made by that company.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; says the perfessor, &ldquo;their factory is in this very town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And nothing would do fur me but I must go and see that factory. I couldn't
- till the quarantine was pried loose from our house. But when it was, I
- went down town and hunted up the place and looked her over.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a big factory, and I was kind of proud of that. I was glad she
- wasn't no measly, little, old-fashioned, run-down concern. Of course, I
- wasn't really no relation to it and it wasn't none to me. But I was named
- fur it, too, and it come about as near to being a fambly as anything I had
- ever had or was likely to find. So I was proud it seemed to be doing so
- well.
- </p>
- <p>
- I thinks as I looks at her of the thousands and thousands of bottles that
- has been coming out of there fur years and years, and will be fur years
- and years to come. And one bottle not so much different from another one.
- And all that was really knowed about me was jest the name on one out of
- all them millions and millions of bottles. It made me feel kind of queer,
- when I thought of that, as if I didn't have no separate place in the world
- any more than one of them millions of bottles. If any one will shut his
- eyes and say his own name over and over agin fur quite a spell, he will
- get kind of wonderized and mesmerized a-doing it&mdash;he will begin to
- wonder who the dickens he is, anyhow, and what he is, and what the
- difference between him and the next feller is. He will wonder why he
- happens to be himself and the next feller <i>himself</i>. He wonders where
- himself leaves off and the rest of the world begins. I been that way
- myself&mdash;all wonderized, so that I felt jest like I was a melting
- piece of the hull creation, and it was all shifting and drifting and
- changing and flowing, and not solid anywhere, and I could hardly keep
- myself from flowing into it. It makes a person feel awful queer, like
- seeing a ghost would. It makes him feel like <i>he</i> wasn't no solider
- than a ghost himself. Well, if you ever done that and got that feeling,
- you <i>know</i> what I mean. All of a sudden, when I am trying to take in
- all them millions and millions of bottles, it rushed onto me, that
- feeling, strong. Thinking of them bottles had somehow brung it on. The
- bigness of the hull creation, and the smallness of me, and the gait at
- which everything was racing and rushing ahead, made me want to grab hold
- of something solid and hang on.
- </p>
- <p>
- I reached out my hand, and it hit something solid all right. It was a
- feller who was wheeling out a hand truck loaded with boxes from the
- shipping department. I had been standing by the shipping department door,
- and I reached right agin him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wants to know if I am drunk or a blanked fool. So after some talk of
- that kind I borrows a chew of tobacco of him and we gets right well
- acquainted.
- </p>
- <p>
- I helped him finish loading his wagon and rode over to the freight depot
- with him and helped him unload her. Lifting one of them boxes down from
- the wagon I got such a shock I like to of dropped her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0014" id="linkimage-0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0197.jpg" alt="0197 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0197.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Fur she was marked so many dozen, glass, handle with care, and she was
- addressed to Dr. Hartley L. Kirby, Atlanta, Ga.
- </p>
- <p>
- I managed to get that box onto the platform without busting her, and then
- I sets down on top of her awful weak.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the matter?&rdquo; asts the feller I was with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You look sick,&rdquo; he says. And I <i>was</i> feeling that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebby I do,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;and it's enough to shake a feller up to find a dead
- man come to life sudden like this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Great snakes, no!&rdquo; says he, looking all around, &ldquo;where?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But I didn't stop to chew the rag none. I left him right there, with his
- mouth wide open, staring after me like I was crazy. Half a block away I
- looked back and I seen him double over and slap his knee and laugh loud,
- like he had hearn a big joke, but what he was laughing at I never knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was tickled. Tickled? Jest so tickled I was plumb foolish with it. The
- doctor was alive after all&mdash;I kept saying it over and over to myself&mdash;he
- hadn't drownded nor blowed away. And I was going to hunt him up.
- </p>
- <p>
- I had a little money. The perfessor had paid it to me. He had give me a
- job helping take care of his hosses and things like that, and wanted me to
- stay, and I had been thinking mebby I would fur a while. But not now!
- </p>
- <p>
- I calkelated I could grab a ride that very night that would put me into
- Evansville the next morning. I figgered if I ketched a through freight
- from there on the next night I might get where he was almost as quick as
- them bottles did.
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't think it was no use writing out my resignation fur the perfessor.
- But I got quite a bit of grub from Biddy Malone to make a start on, fur I
- didn't figger on spending no more money than I had to on grub. She asts me
- a lot of questions, and I had to lie to her a good deal, but I got the
- grub. And at ten that night I was in an empty bumping along south, along
- with a cross-eyed feller named Looney Hogan who happened to be travelling
- the same way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Riding on trains without paying fare ain't always the easy thing it
- sounds. It is like a trade that has got to be learned. They is different
- ways of doing it. I have done every way frequent, except one. That I give
- up after trying her two, three times. That is riding the rods down
- underneath the cars, with a piece of board put acrost 'em to lay yourself
- on.
- </p>
- <p>
- I never want to go <i>anywheres</i> agin bad enough to ride the rods.
- </p>
- <p>
- Because sometimes you arrive where you are going to partly smeared over
- the trucks and in no condition fur to be made welcome to our city, as
- Doctor Kirby would say. Sometimes you don't arrive. Every oncet in a while
- you read a little piece in a newspaper about a man being found alongside
- the tracks, considerable cut up, or laying right acrost them, mebby. He is
- held in the morgue a while and no one knows who he is, and none of the
- train crew knows they has run over a man, and the engineer says they
- wasn't none on the track. More'n likely that feller has been riding the
- rods, along about the middle of the train. Mebby he let himself go to
- sleep and jest rolled off. Mebby his piece of board slipped and he fell
- when the train jolted. Or mebby he jest natcherally made up his mind he
- rather let loose and get squashed then get any more cinders into his eyes.
- Riding the blind baggage or the bumpers gives me all the excitement I
- wants, or all the gambling chancet either; others can have the rods fur
- all of me. And they <i>is</i> some people ackshally says they likes 'em
- best.
- </p>
- <p>
- A good place, if it is winter time, is the feed rack over a cattle car,
- fur the heat and steam from all them steers in there will keep you warm.
- But don't crawl in no lumber car that is only loaded about half full, and
- short lengths and bundles of laths and shingles in her; fur they is likely
- to get to shifting and bumping. Baled hay is purty good sometimes. Myself,
- not being like these bums that is too proud to work, I have often helped
- the fireman shovel coal and paid fur my ride that-a-way. But an empty, fur
- gineral purposes, will do about as well as anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- This feller Looney Hogan that was with me was a kind of a harmless
- critter, and he didn't know jest where he was going, nor why. He was
- mostly scared of things, and if you spoke to him quick he shivered first
- and then grinned idiotic so you wouldn't kick him, and when he talked he
- had a silly little giggle. He had been made that-a-way in a reform school
- where they took him young and tried to work the cussedness out'n him by
- batting him around. They worked it out, and purty nigh everything else
- along with it, I guess. Looney had had a pardner whose name was Slim, he
- said; but a couple of years before Slim had fell overboard off'n a barge
- up to Duluth and never come up agin. Looney knowed Slim was drownded all
- right, but he was always travelling around looking at tanks and freight
- depots and switch shanties, fur Slim's mark to be fresh cut with a knife
- somewheres, so he would know where to foller and ketch up with him agin.
- He knowed he would never find Slim's mark, he said, but he kept a-looking,
- and he guessed that was the way he got the name of Looney.
- </p>
- <p>
- Looney left me at Evansville. He said he was going east from there, he
- guessed. And I went along south. But I was hindered considerable, being
- put off of trains three or four times, and having to grab these here slow
- local freights between towns all the way down through Kentuckey. Anywheres
- south of the Ohio River and east of the Mississippi River trainmen is
- grouchier to them they thinks is bums than north of it, anyhow. And in
- some parts of it, if a real bum gets pinched, heaven help 'im, fur nothing
- else won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- One night, between twelve and one o'clock, I was put off of a freight
- train fur the second time in a place in the northern part of Tennessee,
- right near the Kentuckey line. I set down in a lumber yard near the
- railroad track, and when she started up agin I grabbed onto the iron
- ladder and swung myself aboard. But the brakeman was watching fur me, and
- clumb down the ladder and stamped on my fingers. So I dropped off, with
- one finger considerable mashed, and set down in that lumber yard wondering
- what next.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a dark night, and so fur as I could see they wasn't much moving in
- that town. Only a few places was lit up. One was way acrost the town
- square from me, and it was the telephone exchange, with a man operator
- reading a book in there. The other was the telegraph room in the depot
- about a hundred yards from me, and they was only two fellers in it, both
- smoking. The main business part of the town was built up around the
- square, like lots of old-fashioned towns is, and they was jest enough
- brightness from four, five electric lights to show the shape of the square
- and be reflected from the windows of the closed-up stores.
- </p>
- <p>
- I knowed they was likely a watchman somewheres about, too. I guessed I
- wouldn't wander around none and run no chances of getting took up by him.
- So I was getting ready to lay down on top of a level pile of boards and go
- to sleep when I hearn a curious kind of noise a way off, like it must be
- at the edge of town.
- </p>
- <p>
- It sounded like quite a bunch of cattle might shuffling along a dusty
- road. The night was so quiet you could hear things plain from a long ways
- off. It growed a little louder and a little nearer. And then it struck a
- plank bridge somewheres, and come acrost it with a clatter. Then I knowed
- it wasn't cattle. Cows and steers don't make that cantering kind of noise
- as a rule; they trot. It was hosses crossing that bridge. And they was
- quite a lot of 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- As they struck the dirt road agin, I hearn a shot. And then another and
- another. Then a dozen all to oncet, and away off through the night a woman
- screamed.
- </p>
- <p>
- I seen the man in the telephone place fling down his book and grab a
- pistol from I don't know where. He stepped out into the street and fired
- three shots into the air as fast as he could pull the trigger. And as he
- done so they was a light flashed out in a building way down the railroad
- track, and shots come answering from there. Men's voices began to yell
- out; they was the noise of people running along plank sidewalks, and
- windows opening in the dark. Then with a rush the galloping noise come
- nearer, come closet; raced by the place where I was hiding, and nigh a
- hundred men with guns swept right into the middle of that square and
- pulled their hosses up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0013" id="link2HCH0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> seen the feller
- from the telephone exchange run down the street a little ways as the first
- rush hit the square, and fire his pistol twice. Then he turned and made
- fur an alleyway, but as he turned they let him have it. He throwed up his
- arms and made one long stagger, right acrost the bar of light that
- streamed out of the windows, and he fell into the shadder, out of sight,
- jest like a scorched moth drops dead into the darkness from a torch.
- </p>
- <p>
- Out of the middle of that bunch of riders come a big voice, yelling
- numbers, instead of men's names. Then different crowds lit out in all
- directions&mdash;some on foot, while others held their hosses&mdash;fur
- they seemed to have a plan laid ahead.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then things began to happen. They happened so quick and with such a
- whirl it was all unreal to me&mdash;shots and shouts, and windows breaking
- as they blazed away at the store fronts all around the square&mdash;and
- orders and cuss-words ringing out between the noise of shooting&mdash;and
- those electric lights shining on them as they tossed and trampled, and
- showing up masked faces here and there&mdash;and pounding hoofs, and
- hosses scream&mdash;like humans with excitement&mdash;and spurts of flame
- squirted sudden out of the ring of darkness round about the open place&mdash;and
- a bull-dog shut up in a store somewheres howling himself hoarse&mdash;and
- white puffs of powder smoke like ghosts that went a-drifting by the lights&mdash;it
- was all unreal to me, as if I had a fever and was dreaming it. That square
- was like a great big stage in front of me, and I laid in the darkness on
- my lumber pile and watched things like a show&mdash;not much scared
- because it <i>was</i> so derned unreal.
- </p>
- <p>
- From way down along the railroad track they come a sort of blunted roar,
- like blasting big stumps out&mdash;and then another and another. Purty
- soon, down that way, a slim flame licked up the side of a big building
- there, and crooked its tongue over the top. Then a second big building
- right beside it ketched afire, and they both showed up in their own light,
- big and angry and handsome, and the light showed up the men in front of
- 'em, too&mdash;guarding 'em, I guess, fur fear the town would get its
- nerve and make a fight to put 'em out. They begun to light the whole town
- up as light as day, and paint a red patch onto the sky, that must of been
- noticed fur miles around. It was a mighty purty sight to see 'em burn. The
- smoke was rolling high, too, and the sparks flying and other things in
- danger of ketching, and after while a lick of smoke come drifting up my
- way. I smelt her. It was tobacco burning in them warehouses.
- </p>
- <p>
- But that town had some fight in her, in spite of being took unexpected
- that-a-way. It wasn't no coward town. The light from the burning buildings
- made all the shadders around about seem all the darker. And every once in
- a while, after the surprise of the first rush, they would come thin little
- streaks of fire out of the darkness somewheres, and the sound of shots.
- And then a gang of riders would gallop in that direction shooting up all
- creation. But by the time the warehouses was all lit up so that you could
- see they was no hope of putting them out the shooting from the darkness
- had jest about stopped.
- </p>
- <p>
- It looked like them big tobacco warehouses was the main object of the
- raid. Fur when they was burning past all chancet of saving, with walls and
- floors a-tumbling and crashing down and sending up great gouts of fresh
- flame as they fell, the leader sings out an order, and all that is not on
- their hosses jumps on, and they rides away from the blaze. They come
- across the square&mdash;not galloping now, but taking it easy, laughing
- and talking and cussing and joking each other&mdash;and passed right by my
- lumber pile agin and down the street they had come. You bet I laid low on
- them boards while they was going by, and flattened myself out till I felt
- like a shingle.
- </p>
- <p>
- As I hearn their hoof-sounds getting farther off, I lifts up my head agin.
- But they wasn't all gone, either. Three that must of been up to some
- pertic'ler deviltry of their own come galloping acrost the square to ketch
- up with the main bunch. Two was quite a bit ahead of the third one, and he
- yelled to them to wait. But they only laughed and rode harder.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then fur some fool reason that last feller pulled up his hoss and
- stopped. He stopped in the road right in front of me, and wheeled his hoss
- acrost the road and stood up in his stirrups and took a long look at that
- blaze. You'd 'a' said he had done it all himself and was mighty proud of
- it, the way he raised his head and looked back at that town. He was so
- near that I hearn him draw in a slow, deep breath. He stood still fur most
- a minute like that, black agin the red sky, and then he turned his hoss's
- head and jabbed him with his stirrup edge.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jest as the hoss started they come a shot from somewheres behind me. I
- s'pose they was some one hid in the lumber piles, where the street crossed
- the railway, besides myself. The hoss jumped forward at the shot, and the
- feller swayed sideways and dropped his gun and lost his stirrups and come
- down heavy on the ground. His hoss galloped off. I heard the noise of some
- one running off through the dark, and stumbling agin the lumber. It was
- the feller who had fired the shot running away. I suppose he thought the
- rest of them riders would come back, when they heard that shot, and hunt
- him down.
- </p>
- <p>
- I thought they might myself. But I laid there, and jest waited. If they
- come, I didn't want to be found running. But they didn't come. The two
- last ones had caught up with the main gang, I guess, fur purty soon I
- hearn them all crossing that plank bridge agin, and knowed they was gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- At first I guessed the feller on the ground must be dead. But he wasn't,
- fur purty soon I hearn him groan. He had mebby been stunned by his fall,
- and was coming to enough to feel his pain.
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't feel like he orter be left there. So I clumb down and went over
- to him. He was lying on one side all kind of huddled up. There had been a
- mask on his face, like the rest of them, with some hair onto the bottom of
- it to look like a beard. But now it had slipped down till it hung loose
- around his neck by the string. They was enough light to see he wasn't
- nothing but a young feller. He raised himself slow as I come near him,
- leaning on one arm and trying to set up. The other arm hung loose and
- helpless. Half setting up that-away he made a feel at his belt with his
- good hand, as I come near. But that good arm was his prop, and when he
- took it off the ground he fell back. His hand come away empty from his
- belt.
- </p>
- <p>
- The big six-shooter he had been feeling fur wasn't in its holster, anyhow.
- It had fell out when he tumbled. I picked it up in the road jest a few
- feet from his shot-gun, and stood there with it in my hand, looking down
- at him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he says, in a drawly kind of voice, slow and feeble, but looking
- at me steady and trying to raise himself agin, &ldquo;yo' can finish yo' little
- job now&mdash;yo' shot me from the darkness, and now yo' done got my
- pistol. I reckon yo' better shoot <i>agin</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to rub it in none,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;with you down and out, but from
- what I seen around this town to-night I guess you and your own gang got no
- <i>great</i> objections to shooting from the dark yourselves.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why don't yo' shoot then?&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;It most suttinly is <i>yo</i>' turn
- now.&rdquo; And he never batted an eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bo,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;you got nerve. I <i>like</i> you, Bo. I didn't shoot you,
- and I ain't going to. The feller that did has went. I'm going to get you
- out of this. Where you hurt?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hip,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;but that ain't much. The thing that bothers me is this
- arm. It's done busted. I fell on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I drug him out of the road and back of the lumber pile I had been laying
- on, and hurt him considerable a-doing it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;what can I do fur you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I reckon yo' better leave me,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;without yo' want to get yo'self
- mixed up in all this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I do,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;you may bleed to death here: or anyway you would get
- found in the morning and be run in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yo' mighty good to me,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;considering yo' are no kin to this here
- part of the country at all. I reckon by yo' talk yo' are one of them damn
- Yankees, ain't yo'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In Illinoise a Yankee is some one from the East, but down South he is
- anybody from north of the Ohio, and though that there war was fought forty
- years ago some of them fellers down there don't know damn and Yankee is
- two words yet. But shucks!&mdash;they don't mean no harm by it! So I tells
- him I am a damn Yankee and asts him agin if I can do anything fur him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;yo' can tell a friend of mine Bud Davis has happened to
- an accident, and get him over here quick with his wagon to tote me home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was to go down the railroad track past them burning warehouses till I
- come to the third street, and then turn to my left. &ldquo;The third house from
- the track has got an iron picket fence in front of it,&rdquo; says Bud, &ldquo;and
- it's the only house in that part of town which has. Beauregard Peoples
- lives there. He is kin to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;and Beauregard is jest as likely as not going to take a
- shot out of the front window at me, fur luck, afore I can tell him what I
- want. It seems to be a kind of habit in these here parts to-night&mdash;I'm
- getting homesick fur Illinoise. But I'll take a chancet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He won't shoot,&rdquo; says Bud, &ldquo;if yo' go about it right. Beauregard ain't
- going to be asleep with all this going on in town to-night. Yo' rattle on
- the iron gate and he'll holler to know what yo' all want.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If he don't shoot first,&rdquo; I says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;When he hollers, yo' cry back at him yo' have found his <i>Old Dead Hoss</i>
- in the road. It won't hurt to holler that loud, and that will make him let
- you within talking distance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His old <i>dead hoss</i>?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yo' don't need to know what that is. <i>He</i> will.&rdquo; And then Bud told
- me enough of the signs and words to say, and things to do, to keep
- Beauregard from shooting&mdash;he said he reckoned he had trusted me so
- much he might as well go the hull hog. Beauregard, he says, belongs to
- them riders too; they have friends in all the towns that watches the lay
- of the land fur them, he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- I made a long half-circle around them burning buildings, keeping in the
- dark, fur people was coming out in bunches, now that it was all over with,
- watching them fires burning, and talking excited, and saying the riders
- should be follered&mdash;only not follering.
- </p>
- <p>
- I found the house Bud meant, and they was a light in the second-story
- window. I rattled on the gate. A dog barked somewheres near, but I hearn
- his chain jangle and knowed he was fast, and I rattled on the gate agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- The light moved away from the window. Then another front window opened
- quiet, and a voice says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Doctor, is that yo' back agin?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I ain't a doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stay where you are, then. <i>I got you covered</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am staying,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;don't shoot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who are yo'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A feller,&rdquo; I says, kind of sensing his gun through the darkness as I
- spoke, &ldquo;who has found your <i>old dead hoss</i> in the road.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He didn't answer fur several minutes. Then he says, using the words <i>dead
- hoss</i> as Bud had said he would.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A <i>dead hoss</i> is fitten fo' nothing but to skin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, using the words fur the third time, as instructed, &ldquo;it is
- a <i>dead hoss</i> all right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I hearn the window shut and purty soon the front door opened.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come up here,&rdquo; he says. I come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who rode that hoss yo' been talking about?&rdquo; he asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of the <i>Silent Brigade</i>,&rdquo; I tells him, as Bud had told me to
- say. I give him the grip Bud had showed me with his good hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come on in,&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- He shut the door behind us and lighted a lamp agin. And we looked each
- other over. He was a scrawny little feller, with little gray eyes set near
- together, and some sandy-complected whiskers on his chin. I told him about
- Bud, and what his fix was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Damn it&mdash;oh, damn it all,&rdquo; he says, rubbing the bridge of his nose,
- &ldquo;I don't see how on <i>airth</i> I kin do it. My wife's jest had a baby.
- Do yo' hear that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And I did hear a sound like kittens mewing, somewheres up stairs.
- Beauregard, he grinned and rubbed his nose some more, and looked at me
- like he thought that mewing noise was the smartest sound that ever was
- made.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boy,&rdquo; he says, grinning, &ldquo;bo'n five hours ago. I've done named him Burley&mdash;after
- the tobaccer association, yo' know. Yes, <i>sir</i>, Burley Peoples is his
- name&mdash;and he shore kin squall, the derned little cuss!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;you better stay with Burley. Lend me a rig of some sort
- and I'll take Bud home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So we went out to Beauregard's stable with a lantern and hitched up one of
- his hosses to a light road wagon. He went into the house and come back
- agin with a mattress fur Bud to lie on, and a part of a bottle of whiskey.
- And I drove back to that lumber pile. I guess I nearly killed Bud getting
- him into there. But he wasn't bleeding much from his hip&mdash;it was his
- arm was giving him fits.
- </p>
- <p>
- We went slow, and the dawn broke with us four miles out of town. It was
- broad daylight, and early morning noises stirring everywheres, when we
- drove up in front of an old farmhouse, with big brick chimbleys built on
- the outside of it, a couple of miles farther on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s I drove into the
- yard, a bare-headed old nigger with a game leg throwed down an armful of
- wood he was gathering and went limping up to the veranda as fast as he
- could. He opened the door and bawled out, pointing to us, before he had it
- fairly open:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O Marse <i>Will</i>yum! O Miss <i>Lucy</i>! Dey've brung him home! <i>Dar</i>
- he!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0015" id="linkimage-0015"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0217.jpg" alt="0217 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0217.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- A little, bright, black-eyed old lady like a wren comes running out of the
- house, and chirps:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O Bud&mdash;O my honey boy! Is he dead?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I reckon not, Miss Lucy,&rdquo; says Bud raising himself up on the mattress as
- she runs up to the wagon, and trying to act like everything was all a
- joke. She was jest high enough to kiss him over the edge of the wagon box.
- A worried-looking old gentleman come out the door, seen Bud and his mother
- kissing each other, and then says to the old nigger man:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;George, yo' old fool, what do yo' mean by shouting out like that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Marse Willyum&mdash;&rdquo; begins George, explaining.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Shut up,&rdquo; says the old gentleman, very quiet. &ldquo;Take the bay mare and go
- for Doctor Po'ter.&rdquo; Then he comes to the wagon and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So they got yo', Bud? Yo' <i>would</i> go nightriding like a rowdy and a
- thug! Are yo' much hurt?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He said it easy and gentle, more than mad. But Bud, he flushed up, pale as
- he was, and didn't answer his dad direct. He turned to his mother and
- said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Lucy, dear, it would 'a' done yo' heart good to see the way them
- trust warehouses blazed up!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And the old lady, smiling and crying both to oncet, says, &ldquo;God bless her
- brave boy.&rdquo; But the old gentleman looked mighty serious, and his worry
- settled into a frown between his eyes, and he turns to me and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yo' must pardon us, sir, fo' neglecting to thank yo' sooner.&rdquo; I told him
- that would be all right, fur him not to worry none. And him and me and
- Mandy, which was the nigger cook, got Bud into the house and into his bed.
- And his mother gets that busy ordering Mandy and the old gentleman around,
- to get things and fix things, and make Bud as easy as she could, that you
- could see she was one of them kind of woman that gets a lot of
- satisfaction out of having some one sick to fuss over. And after quite a
- while George gets back with Doctor Porter.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sets Bud's arm, and he locates the bullet in him, and he says he
- guesses he'll do in a few weeks if nothing like blood poisoning nor
- gangrene nor inflammation sets in.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only the doctor says he &ldquo;reckons&rdquo; instead of he &ldquo;guesses,&rdquo; which they all
- do down there. And they all had them easy-going, wait-a-bit kind of
- voices, and didn't see no pertic'ler importance in their &ldquo;r's.&rdquo; It wasn't
- that you could spell it no different when they talked, but it sounded
- different.
- </p>
- <p>
- I eat my breakfast with the old gentleman, and then I took a sleep until
- time fur dinner. They wouldn't hear of me leaving that night. I fully
- intended to go on the next day, but before I knowed it I been there a
- couple of days, and have got very well acquainted with that fambly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, that was a house divided agin itself. Miss Lucy, she is awful
- favourable to all this nightrider business. She spunks up and her eyes
- sparkles whenever she thinks about that there tobaccer trust.
- </p>
- <p>
- She would of like to been a night-rider herself. But the old man, he says
- law and order is the main pint. What the country needs, he says, ain't
- burning down tobaccer warehouses, and shooting your neighbours, and
- licking them with switches, fur no wrong done never righted another wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you were in the Ku Klux Klan yo'self,&rdquo; says Miss Lucy.
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man says the Ku Kluxes was working fur a principle&mdash;the
- principle of keeping the white supremacy on top of the nigger race. Fur if
- you let 'em quit work and go around balloting and voting it won't do. It
- makes 'em biggity. And a biggity nigger is laying up trouble fur himself.
- Because sooner or later he will get to thinking he is as good as one of
- these here Angle-Saxtons you are always hearing so much talk about down
- South. And if the Angle-Saxtons was to stand fur that, purty soon they
- would be sociable equality. And next the hull dern country would be
- niggerized. Them there Angle-Saxtons, that come over from Ireland and
- Scotland and France and the Great British Islands and settled up the South
- jest simply couldn't afford to let that happen, he says, and so they Ku
- Kluxed the niggers to make 'em quit voting. It was <i>their</i> job to <i>make</i>
- law and order, he says, which they couldn't be with niggers getting the
- idea they had a right to govern. So they Ku Kluxed 'em like gentlemen. But
- these here night-riders, he says, is <i>agin</i> law and order&mdash;they
- can shoot up more law and order in one night than can be manufactured agin
- in ten years. He was a very quiet, peaceable old man, Mr. Davis was, and
- Bud says he was so dern foolish about law and order he had to up and shoot
- a man, about fifteen years ago, who hearn him talking that-a-way and said
- he reminded him of a Boston school teacher.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Miss Lucy and Bud, they tells me what all them night-ridings is fur.
- It seems this here tobaccer trust is jest as mean and low-down and
- unprincipled as all the rest of them trusts. The farmers around there
- raised considerable tobaccer&mdash;more'n they did of anything else. The
- trust had shoved the price so low they couldn't hardly make a living. So
- they organized and said they would all hold their tobaccer fur a fair
- price. But some of the farmers wouldn't organize&mdash;said they had a
- right to do what they pleased with their own tobaccer. So the night-riders
- was formed to burn their barns and ruin their crops and whip 'em and shoot
- 'em and make 'em jine. And also to burn a few trust warehouses now and
- then, and show 'em this free American people, composed mainly out of the
- Angle-Saxton races, wasn't going to take no sass from anybody.
- </p>
- <p>
- An old feller by the name of Rufe Daniels who wouldn't jine the
- night-riders had been shot to death on his own door step, jest about a
- mile away, only a week or so before. The night-riders mostly used these
- here automatic shot-guns, but they didn't bother with birdshot. They
- mostly loaded their shells with buckshot. A few bicycle ball bearings
- dropped out of old Rufe when they gathered him up and got him into shape
- to plant. They is always some low-down cuss in every crowd that carries
- things to the point where they get brutal, Bud says; and he feels like
- them bicycle bearings was going a little too fur, though he wouldn't let
- on to his dad that he felt that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- So fur as I could see they hadn't hurt the trust none to speak of, them
- night-riders. But they had done considerable damage to their own county,
- fur folks was moving away, and the price of land had fell. Still, I guess
- they must of got considerable satisfaction out of raising the deuce nights
- that-away; and sometimes that is worth a hull lot to a feller. As fur as I
- could make out both the trust and the night-riders was in the wrong. But,
- you take 'em one at a time, personal-like, and not into a gang, and most
- of them night-riders is good-dispositioned folks. I never knowed any
- trusts personal, but mebby if you could ketch 'em the same way they would
- be similar.
- </p>
- <p>
- I asts George one day what he thought about it. George, he got mighty
- serious right off, like he felt his answer was going to be used to decide
- the hull thing by. He was carrying a lot of scraps on a plate to a hound
- dog that had a kennel out near George's cabin, and he walled his eyes
- right thoughtful, and scratched his head with the fork he had been
- scraping the plate with, but fur a while nothing come of it. Finally
- George says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'se 'spec' mah jedgment des about de same as Marse <i>Will</i>yum's an'
- Miss <i>Lucy</i>'s. I'se notice hit mos' ingin'lly am de same.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That can't be, George,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;fur they think different ways.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Den if <i>dat</i> am de case,&rdquo; says George, &ldquo;dey ain't NO ONE kin settle
- hit twell hit settles hitse'f.
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0010.jpg" alt="0010 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0010.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'se mos' ingin'lly notice a thing <i>do</i> settle hitse'f arter a
- while. Yass, <i>sah</i>, I'se notice dat! Long time ago dey was consid'ble
- gwines-on in dis hyah county, Marse Daniel. I dunno ef yo' evah heah 'bout
- dat o' not, Marse Daniel, but dey was a wah fit right hyah in dis hyah
- county. Such gwines-on as nevah was&mdash;dem dar Yankees a-ridin' aroun'
- an' eatin' up de face o' de yearth, like de plagues o' Pha'aoah, Marse
- Daniel, and rippin' and rarin' an' racin' an' stealin' evehything dey
- could lay dey han's on, Marse Daniel. An' ouah folks a-ridin' and a racin'
- and projickin' aroun' in de same onsettled way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Marse Willyum, he 'low <i>he</i> gwine settle dat dar wah he-se'f&mdash;yass,
- <i>sah!</i> An' he got on he hoss, and he ride away an' jine Marse Jeb
- Stuart. But dey don' settle hit. Marse Ab'ham Linkum, he 'low <i>he</i>
- gwine settle hit, an' sen' millyums an' millyums mo' o' dem Yankees down
- hyah, Marse Daniel. But dey des <i>on</i>settle hit wuss'n evah! But arter
- a while it des settle <i>hit</i>se'f.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' den freedom broke out among de niggers, and dey was mo' gwines-<i>on</i>,
- an' talkin', an' some on 'em 'lowed dey was gwine ter be no mo' wohk,
- Marse Daniel. But arter a while dat settle <i>hit</i>se'f, and dey all
- went back to wohk agin. Den some on de niggers gits de notion, Marse
- Daniel, dey gwine foh to <i>vote</i>. An' dey was mo' gwines-on, an' de Ku
- Kluxes come a projickin' aroun' nights, like de grave-yahds done been
- resu'rected, Marse Daniel, an' den arter a while dat trouble settle <i>hit</i>se'f.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Den arter de Ku Kluxes dey was de time Miss Lucy Buckner gwine ter mahy
- Marse Prent McMakin. An' she don' want to ma'hy him, if dey give her her
- druthers about hit. But Ol' Marse Kunnel Hampton, her gram-pa, and her
- aunt, <i>my</i> Miss Lucy hyah, dey ain't gwine give her no druthers. And
- dey was mo' gwines-<i>on</i>. But dat settle <i>hit</i>se'f, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- George, he begins to chuckle, and I ast him how.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yass, <i>sah</i>, dat settle <i>hit</i>se'f. But I 'spec' Miss Lucy
- Buckner done he'p some in de settle<i>ment</i>. Foh de day befoh de
- weddin' was gwine ter be, she ups an' she runs off wid a Yankee frien' of
- her brother, Kunnel Tom Buckner. An' I'se 'spec' Kunnel Tom an' Marse
- Prent McMakin would o' settle' <i>him</i> ef dey evah had o' cotched him&mdash;dat
- dar David Ahmstrong!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who?&rdquo; says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;David Ahmstrong was his entitlement,&rdquo; says George, &ldquo;an' he been gwine to
- de same college as Marse Tom Buckner, up no'th somewhah. Dat's how-come he
- been visitin' Marse Tom des befoh de weddin' trouble done settle <i>hit</i>
- se'f dat-away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, it give me quite a turn to run onto the mention of that there David
- Armstrong agin in this part of the country. Here he had been jilting Miss
- Hampton way up in Indiany, and running away with another girl down here in
- Tennessee. Then it struck me mebby it is jest different parts of the same
- story I been hearing of, and Martha had got her part a little wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;George,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;what did you say Miss Lucy Buckner's gran-dad's name
- was?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Kunnel Hampton&mdash;des de same as <i>my</i> Miss Lucy befo' <i>she</i>
- done ma'hied Marse Willyum.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That made me sure of it. It was the same woman. She had run away with
- David Armstrong from this here same neighbourhood. Then after he got her
- up North he had left her&mdash;or her left him. And then she wasn't Miss
- Buckner no longer. And she was mad and wouldn't call herself Mrs.
- Armstrong. So she moved away from where any one was lible to trace her to,
- and took her mother's maiden name, which was Hampton.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;what ever become of 'em after they run off, George?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But George has told about all he knows. They went North, according to what
- everybody thinks, he says. Prent McMakin, he follered and hunted. And Col.
- Tom Buckner, he done the same. Fur about a year Colonel Tom, he was always
- making trips away from there to the North. But whether he ever got any
- track of his sister and that David Armstrong nobody knowed. Nobody never
- asked him. Old Colonel Hampton, he grieved and he grieved, and not long
- after the runaway he up and died. And Tom Buckner, he finally sold all he
- owned in that part of the country and moved further south. George said he
- didn't rightly know whether it was Alabama or Florida. Or it might of been
- Georgia.
- </p>
- <p>
- I thinks to myself that mebby Mrs. Davis would like to know where her
- niece is, and that I better tell her about Miss Hampton being in that
- there little Indiany town, and where it is. And then I thinks to myself I
- better not butt in. Fur Miss Hampton has likely got her own reasons fur
- keeping away from her folks, or else she wouldn't do it. Anyhow, it's none
- of <i>my</i> affair to bring the subject up to 'em. It looks to me like
- one of them things George has been gassing about&mdash;one of them things
- that has settled itself, and it ain't fur me to meddle and unsettle it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It set me to thinking about Martha, too. Not that I hadn't thought of her
- lots of times. I had often thought I would write her. But I kept putting
- it off, and purty soon I kind of forgot Martha. I had seen a lot of
- different girls of all kinds since I had seen Martha. Yet, whenever I
- happened to think of Martha, I had always liked her best. Only moving
- around the country so much makes it kind of hard to keep thinking steady
- of the same girl. Besides, I had lost that there half of a ring, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- But knowing what I did now about Miss Hampton being Miss Buckner&mdash;or
- Mrs. Armstrong&mdash;and related to these Davises made me want to get away
- from there. Fur that secret made me feel kind of sneaking, like I wasn't
- being frank and open with them. Yet if I had of told 'em I would of felt
- sneakinger yet fur giving Miss Hampton away. I never got into a mix up
- that-a-way betwixt my conscience and my duty but what it made me feel
- awful uncomfortable. So I guessed I would light out from there. They
- wasn't never no kinder, better people than them Davises, either. They was
- so pleased with my bringing Bud home the night he was shot they would of
- jest natcherally give me half their farm if I had of ast them fur it. They
- wanted me to stay there&mdash;they didn't say fur how long, and I guess
- they didn't give a dern. But I was in a sweat to ketch up with Doctor
- Kirby agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0015" id="link2HCH0015"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> made purty good
- time, and in a couple of days I was in Atlanta. I knowed the doctor must
- of gone back into some branch of the medicine game&mdash;the bottles told
- me that. I knowed it must be something that he needed some special kind of
- bottles fur, too, or he wouldn't of had them shipped all that distance,
- but would of bought them nearer. I seen I was a dern fool fur rushing off
- and not inquiring what kind of bottles, so I could trace what he was into
- easier.
- </p>
- <p>
- It's hard work looking fur a man in a good-sized town. I hung around hotel
- lobbies and places till I was tired of it, thinking he might come in. And
- I looked through all the office buildings and read all the advertisements
- in the papers. Then the second day I was there the state fair started up
- and I went out to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I run acrost a couple I knowed out there the first thing&mdash;it was
- Watty and the snake-charmer woman. Only she wasn't charming them now. Her
- and Watty had a Parisian Models' show. I ast Watty where Dolly was. He
- says he don't know, that Dolly has quit him. By which I guess he means he
- has quit her. I ast where Reginald is, and the Human Ostrich. But from the
- way they answered my questions I seen I wasn't welcome none around there.
- I suppose that Mrs. Ostrich and Watty had met up agin somewheres, and had
- jest natcherally run off with each other and left their famblies. Like as
- not she had left poor old Reginald with that idiotic ostrich feller to
- sell to strangers that didn't know his disposition. Or mebby by now
- Reginald was turned loose in the open country to shift fur himself, among
- wild snakes that never had no human education nor experience; and what
- chancet would a friendly snake like Reginald have in a gang like that?
- Some women has jest simply got no conscience at all about their husbands
- and famblies, and that there Mrs. Ostrich was one of 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, a feller can be a derned fool sometimes. Fur all my looking around I
- wasted a lot of time before I thought of going to the one natcheral place&mdash;the
- freight depot of the road them bottles had been shipped by. I had lost a
- week coming down. But freight often loses more time than that. And it was
- at the freight depot that I found him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tickled? Well, yes! Both of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, by George,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;you're good for sore eyes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Before he told me how he happened not to of drownded or blowed away or
- anything he says we better fix up a bit. Which he meant I better. So he
- buys me duds from head to heel, and we goes to a Turkish bath place and I
- puts 'em on. And then we goes and eats. Hearty.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;Fido Cut-up, how did you find me?&rdquo; *
- </p>
- <p>
- I told him about the bottles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A dead loss, those bottles,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;I wanted some non-refillable ones
- for a little scheme I had in mind, and I had to get them at a certain
- place&mdash;and now the scheme's up in the air and I can't use 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor had changed some in looks in the year or more that had passed
- since I saw him floating away in that balloon. And not fur the better. He
- told me how he had blowed clean acrost Lake Erie in that there balloon.
- And then when he got over land agin and went to pull the cord that lets
- the parachute loose it wouldn't work at first. He jest natcherally drifted
- on into the midst of nowhere, he said&mdash;miles and miles into Canada.
- When he lit the balloon had lost so much gas and was flying so low that
- the parachute didn't open out quick enough to do much floating. So he lit
- hard, and come near being knocked out fur good. But&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- *<i>Author's Note</i>&mdash;Can it be that Danny struggles vaguely
- to report some reference to <i>fidus achates</i>?
-</pre>
- <p>
- that wasn't the worst of it, fur the exposure had crawled into his lungs
- by the time he found a house, and he got newmonia into them also, and like
- to of died. Whilst I was laying sick he had been sick also, only his'n
- lasted much longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he tells me he has jest struck an idea fur a big scheme. No little
- schemes go fur him any more, he says. He wants money. Real money.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How you going to get it?&rdquo; I asts him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come along and I'll tell you,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;We'll take a walk, and I'll show
- you how I got my idea.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We left the restaurant and went along the brag street of that town, which
- it is awful proud of, past where the stores stops and the houses begins.
- We come to a fine-looking house on a corner&mdash;a swell place it was,
- with lots of palms and ferns and plants setting on the verandah and
- showing through the windows. And stables back of it; and back of the
- stables a big yard with noises coming from it like they was circus animals
- there. Which I found out later they really was, kept fur pets. You could
- tell the people that lived there had money.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, as we walked by, &ldquo;is the house that Jackson
- built. Dr. Julius Jackson&mdash;<i>old</i> Doctor Jackson, the man with an
- idea! The idea made all the money you smell around here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0016" id="linkimage-0016"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0235.jpg" alt="0235 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0235.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What idea?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The idea&mdash;the glorious humanitarian and philanthropic idea&mdash;of
- taking the kinks and curls out of the hair of the Afro-American brother,&rdquo;
- says Doctor Kirby, &ldquo;at so much per kink.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This Doctor Jackson, he says, sells what he calls Anti-Curl to the
- niggers. It is to straighten out their hair so it will look like white
- people's hair. They is millions and millions of niggers, and every nigger
- has millions and millions of kinks, and so Doctor Jackson has got rich at
- it. So rich he can afford to keep that there personal circus menagerie in
- his back yard, for his little boy to play with, and many other interesting
- things. He must be worth two, three million dollars, Doctor Kirby says,
- and still a-making it, with more niggers growing up all the time fur to
- have their hair unkinked. Especially mulattoes and yaller niggers. Doctor
- Kirby says thinking what a great idea that Anti-Curl was give him his own
- great idea. They is a gold mine there, he says, and Dr. Julius Jackson has
- only scratched a little off the top of it, but <i>he</i> is going to dig
- deeper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why is it that the Afro-American brother buys Anti-Curl?&rdquo; he asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; I asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;he wants to be as much like a white man as he
- possibly can. He strives to burst his birth's invidious bar, Danny. They
- talk about progress and education for the Afro-American brother, and
- uplift and advancement and industrial education and manual training and
- all that sort of thing. Especially we Northerners. But what the
- Afro-American brother thinks about and dreams about and longs for and
- prays to be&mdash;when he thinks at all&mdash;is to be white. Education,
- to his mind, is learning to talk like a white man. Progress means aping
- the white man. Religion is dying and going to heaven and being a <i>white</i>
- angel&mdash;listen to his prayers and sermons and you'll find that out.
- He'll do anything he can, or give anything he can get his Ethiopian
- grubhooks on, for something that he thinks is going to make him more like
- a white man. Poor devil! Therefore the millions of Doctor Jackson
- Anti-Curl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All this Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has discovered and thought out and
- acted upon. If he had gone just one step farther the Afro-American brother
- would have hailed him as a greater man than Abraham Lincoln, or either of
- the Washingtons, George or Booker. It remains for me, Danny&mdash;for <i>us</i>&mdash;to
- carry the torch ahead&mdash;to take up the work where the imagination of
- Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has laid it down.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How?&rdquo; asts I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>We'll put up and sell a preparation to turn the negroes white!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>That</i> was his great idea. He was more excited over it than I ever
- seen him before about anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- It sounded like so easy a way to get rich it made me wonder why no one had
- ever done it before, if it could really be worked. I didn't believe much
- it could be worked.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Doctor Kirby, he says he has begun his experiments already, with
- arsenic. Arsenic, he says, will bleach anything. Only he is kind of afraid
- of arsenic, too. If he could only get hold of something that didn't cost
- much, and that would whiten them up fur a little while, he says, it
- wouldn't make no difference if they did get black agin. This here
- Anti-Curl stuff works like that&mdash;it takes the kinks out fur a little
- while, and they come back agin. But that don't seem to hurt the sale none.
- It only calls fur <i>more</i> of Doctor Jackson's medicine.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor takes me around to the place he boards at, and shows me a
- nigger waiter he has been experimenting on. He had paid the nigger's fine
- in a police court fur slashing another nigger some with a knife, and kept
- him from going into the chain-gang. So the nigger agreed he could use his
- hide to try different kinds of medicines on. He was a velvety-looking,
- chocolate-coloured kind of nigger to start with, and the best Doctor Kirby
- had been able to do so fur was to make a few little liver-coloured spots
- come onto him. But it was making the nigger sick, and the doctor was
- afraid to go too fur with it, fur Sam might die and we would be at the
- expense of another nigger. Peroxide of hidergin hadn't even phased him.
- Nor a lot of other things we tried onto him.
- </p>
- <p>
- You never seen a nigger with his colour running into him so deep as Sam's
- did. Sam, he was always apologizing about it, too. You could see it made
- him feel real bad to think his colour was so stubborn. He felt like it
- wasn't being polite to the doctor and me, Sam did, fur his skin to act
- that-a-way. He was a willing nigger, Sam was. The doctor, he says he will
- find out the right stuff if he has to start at the letter A and work Sam
- through every drug in the hull blame alphabet down to Z.
- </p>
- <p>
- Which he finally struck it. I don't exactly know what she had in her, but
- she was a mixture of some kind. The only trouble with her was she didn't
- work equal and even&mdash;left Sam's face looking peeled and spotty in
- places. But still, in them spots, Sam was six shades lighter. The doctor
- says that is jest what he wants, that there passing
- on-to-the-next-cage-we-have-the-spotted-girocutus-look, as he calls it.
- The chocolate brown and the lighter spots side by side, he says, made a
- regular Before and After out of Sam's face, and was the best advertisement
- you could have.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then we goes and has a talk with Doctor Jackson himself. Doctor Kirby has
- the idea mebby he will put some money into it. Doctor Jackson was setting
- on his front veranda with his chair tilted back, and his feet, with red
- carpet slippers on 'em, was on the railing, and he was smoking one of
- these long black cigars that comes each one in a little glass tube all by
- itself. He looks Sam over very thoughtful, and he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, it will do the work well enough. I can see that. But will it sell?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Doctor Kirby makes him quite a speech. I never hearn him make a better
- one. Doctor Jackson he listens very calm, with his thumbs in the armholes
- of his vest, and moving his eyebrows up and down like he enjoyed it. But
- he don't get excited none. Finally Doctor Kirby says he will undertake to
- show that it will sell&mdash;me and him will take a trip down into the
- black country ourselves and show what can be done with it, and take Sam
- along fur an object lesson.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, they was a lot of rag-chewing. Doctor Jackson don't warm up none,
- and he asts a million questions. Like how much it costs a bottle to make
- it, and what was our idea how much it orter sell fur. He says finally if
- we can sell a certain number of bottles in so long a time he will put some
- money into it. Only, he says, they will be a stock company, and he will
- have to have fifty-one per cent. of the stock, or he won't put no money
- into it. He says if things go well he will let Doctor Kirby be manager of
- that company, and let him have some stock in it too, and he will be
- president and treasurer of it himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Doctor Kirby, he didn't like that, and said so. Said <i>he</i> was going
- to organize that stock company, and control it himself. But Doctor Jackson
- said he never put money into nothing he couldn't run. So it was settled we
- would give the stuff a try-out and report to him. Before we went away from
- there it looked to me like Doctor Kirby and me was going to work fur this
- here Doctor Jackson, instead of making all them there millions fur
- ourselves. Which I didn't take much to that Anti-Curl man myself; he was
- so cold-blooded like.
- </p>
- <p>
- I didn't like the scheme itself any too well, neither. Not any way you
- could look at it. In the first place it seemed like a mean trick on the
- niggers. Then I didn't much believe we could get away with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The more I looked him over the more I seen Doctor Kirby had changed
- considerable. When I first knowed him he liked to hear himself talking and
- he liked to live free and easy and he liked to be running around the
- country and all them things, more'n he liked to be making money. Of
- course, he wanted it; but that wasn't the <i>only</i> thing he was into
- the Sagraw game fur. If he had money, he was free with it and would help
- most any one out of a hole. But he wasn't thinking it and talking it all
- the time then.
- </p>
- <p>
- But now he was thinking money and dreaming money and talking of nothing
- but how to get it. And planning to make it out of skinning them niggers.
- He didn't care a dern how he worked on their feelings to get it. He didn't
- even seem to care whether he killed Sam trying them drugs onto him. He
- wanted <i>money</i>, and he wanted it so bad he was ready and willing to
- take up with most any wild scheme to make it.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was something about him now that didn't fit in much with the Doctor
- Kirby I had knowed. It seemed like he had spells when he saw himself how
- he had changed. He wasn't gay and joking all the time like he had been
- before, neither. I guess the doctor was getting along toward fifty years
- old. I suppose he thought if he was ever going to get anything out of his
- gift of the gab he better settle down to something, and quit fooling
- around, and do it right away. But it looked to me like he might never turn
- the trick. Fur he was drinking right smart all the time. Drinking made him
- think a lot, and thinking was making him look old. He was more'n one year
- older than he had been a year ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- He kept a quart bottle in his room now. The night after we had took Sam to
- see Doctor Jackson we was setting in his room, and he was hitting it purty
- hard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny,&rdquo; he says to me, after a while, like he was talking out loud to
- himself too, &ldquo;what did you think of Doctor Jackson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't like him much,&rdquo; I says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor I,&rdquo; he says, frowning, and takes a drink. Then he says, after quite a
- few minutes of frowning and thinking, under his breath like: &ldquo;He's a blame
- sight more decent than I am, for all of that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; I asts him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because Doctor Jackson,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;hasn't the least idea that he <i>isn't</i>
- decent, and getting his money in a decent way. While at one time I was&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He breaks off and don't say what he was. I asts him. &ldquo;I was going to say a
- gentleman,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;but on reflection, I doubt if I was ever anything
- but a cheap imitation. I never heard a man say that he was a gentleman at
- one time, that I didn't doubt him. Also,&rdquo; he goes on, working himself into
- a better humour again with the sound of his own voice, &ldquo;if I <i>had</i>
- ever been a gentleman at any time, enough of it would surely have stuck to
- me to keep me out of partnership with a man who cheats niggers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He takes another drink and says even twenty years of running around the
- country couldn't of took all the gentleman out of him like this, if he had
- ever been one, fur you can break, you can scatter the vase if you will,
- but the smell of the roses will stick round it still.
- </p>
- <p>
- I seen now the kind of conversations he is always having with himself when
- he gets jest so drunk and is thinking hard. Only this time it happens to
- be out loud.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is a gentleman?&rdquo; I asts him, thinking if he wasn't one it might take
- his mind off himself a little to tell me. &ldquo;What <i>makes</i> one?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Authorities differ,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, slouching down in his chair, and
- grinning like he knowed a joke he wasn't going to tell no one. &ldquo;I heard
- Doctor Jackson describe himself that way the other day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, speaking personal, I never had smelled none of roses. I wasn't
- nothing but trash myself, so being a gentleman didn't bother me one way or
- the other. The only reason I didn't want to see them niggers bunked so
- very bad was only jest because it was such a low-down, ornery kind of
- trick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't too late,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;to pull out of this nigger scheme yet and
- get into something more honest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know,&rdquo; he says thoughtful. &ldquo;I think perhaps it <i>is</i> too
- late.&rdquo; And he sets there looking like a man that is going over a good many
- years of life in his mind. Purty soon he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As far as honesty goes&mdash;it isn't that so much, O
- Daniel-come-to-judgment! It's about as honest as most medicine games. It's&mdash;&rdquo;
- He stopped and frowned agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's their being <i>niggers</i>,&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- That made the difference fur me, too. I dunno how, nor why.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've tried nearly everything but blackmail,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;and I'll probably
- be trying that by this time next year, if this scheme fails. But there's
- something about their being niggers that makes me sick of this thing
- already&mdash;just as the time has come to make the start. And I don't
- know <i>why</i> it should, either.&rdquo; He slipped another big slug of whiskey
- into him, and purty soon he asts me:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you know what's the matter with me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I asts him what.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm too decent to be a crook,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;and too crooked to be decent.
- You've got to be one thing or the other steady to make it pay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever hear of the descent to Avernus, Danny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I might,&rdquo; I tells him, &ldquo;and then agin I mightn't, but if I ever did, I
- don't remember what she is. What is she?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's the chute to the infernal regions,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;They say it's greased.
- But it isn't. It's really no easier sliding down than it is climbing
- back.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I seen this nigger scheme of our'n wasn't the only thing that was
- troubling Doctor Kirby that night. It was thinking of all the schemes like
- it in the years past he had went into, and how he had went into 'em
- light-hearted and more'n half fur fun when he was a young man, and now he
- wasn't fitten fur nothing else but them kind of schemes, and he knowed it.
- He was seeing himself how he had been changing, like another person could
- of seen it. That's the main trouble with drinking to fergit yourself. You
- fergit the wrong part of yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- I left him purty soon, and went along to bed. My room was next to his'n,
- and they was a door between, so the two could be rented together if
- wanted, I suppose. I went to sleep and woke up agin with a start out of a
- dream that had in it millions and millions and millions of niggers, every
- way you looked, and their mouths was all open red and their eyes walled
- white, fit to scare you out of your shoes.
- </p>
- <p>
- I hearn Doctor Kirby moving around in his room. But purty soon he sets
- down and begins to talk to himself. Everything else was quiet. I was kind
- of worried about him, he had taken so much, and hoped he wouldn't get a
- notion to go downtown that time o' night. So I thinks I will see how he is
- acting, and steps over to the door between the rooms.
- </p>
- <p>
- The key happened to be on my side, and I unlocked it. But she only opens a
- little ways, fur his wash stand was near to the hinge end of the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- I looked through. He is setting by the table, looking at a woman's picture
- that is propped up on it, and talking to himself. He has never hearn me
- open the door, he is so interested. But somehow, he don't look drunk. He
- looks like he had fought his way up out of it, somehow&mdash;his forehead
- was sweaty, and they was one intoxicated lock of hair sticking to it; but
- that was the only un-sober-looking thing about him. I guess his legs would
- of been unsteady if he had of tried to walk, but his intellects was
- uncomfortable and sober.
- </p>
- <p>
- He is still keeping up that same old argument with himself, or with the
- picture.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It isn't any use,&rdquo; I hearn him say, looking at the picture.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he listened like he hearn it answering him. &ldquo;Yes, you always say just
- that&mdash;just that,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;And I don't know why I keep on listening
- to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The way he talked, and harkened fur an answer, when they was nothing there
- to answer, give me the creeps.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't help me,&rdquo; he goes on, &ldquo;you don't help me at all. You only make
- it harder. Yes, this thing is worse than the others. I know that. But I
- want money&mdash;and fool things like this <i>have</i> sometimes made it.
- No, I won't give it up. No, there's no use making any more promises now. I
- know myself now. And you ought to know me by this time, too. Why can't you
- let me alone altogether? I should think, when you see what I am, you'd let
- me be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;God help you! if you'd only stay away it wouldn't be so hard to go to
- hell!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0016" id="link2HCH0016"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>here's a lot of
- counties in Georgia where the blacks are equal in number to the whites,
- and two or three counties where the blacks number over the whites by two
- to one. It was fur a little town in one of the latter that we pinted
- ourselves, Doctor Kirby and me and Sam&mdash;right into the blackest part
- of the black belt.
- </p>
- <p>
- That country is full of big-sized plantations, where they raise cotton,
- cotton, cotton, and then <i>more</i> cotton. Some of 'em raises fruit,
- too, and other things, of course; but cotton is the main stand-by, and it
- looks like it always will be.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some places there shows that things can't be so awful much changed since
- slavery days, and most of the niggers are sure enough country niggers yet.
- Some rents their land right out from the owners, and some of 'em crops it
- on the shares, and very many of 'em jest works as hands. A lot of 'em
- don't do nigh so well now as they did when their bosses was their masters,
- they tell me; and then agin, some has done right well on their own hook.
- They intrusted me, because I never had been use to looking at so many
- niggers. Every way you turn there they is niggers and then more niggers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Them that thinks they is awful easy to handle out of a natcheral respect
- fur white folks has got another guess coming. They ain't so bad to get
- along with if you keep it most pintedly shoved into their heads they <i>is</i>
- niggers. You got to do that especial in the black belt, jest because they
- <i>is</i> so many of 'em. They is children all their lives, mebby, till
- some one minute of craziness may strike one of them, and then he is a
- devil temporary. Mebby, when the crazy fit has passed, some white woman is
- worse off than if she was dead, or mebby she <i>is</i> dead, or mebby a
- loonatic fur life, and that nigger is a candidate fur a lynching bee and
- ginerally elected by an anonymous majority.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not that <i>all</i> niggers is that-a-way, nor <i>half</i> of 'em, nor
- very <i>many</i> of 'em, even&mdash;but you can never tell <i>which</i>
- nigger is going to be. So in the black belt the white folks is mighty
- pertic'ler who comes along fooling with their niggers. Fur you can never
- tell what turn a nigger's thoughts will take, once anything at all stirs
- 'em up.
- </p>
- <p>
- We didn't know them things then, Doctor Kirby and me didn't. We didn't
- know we was moving light-hearted right into the middle of the biggest
- question that has ever been ast. Which I disremember exactly how that
- nigger question is worded, but they is always asting it in the South, and
- answering of it different ways. We hadn't no idea how suspicious the white
- people in them awful black spots on the map can get over any one that
- comes along talking to their niggers. We didn't know anything about
- niggers much, being both from the North, except what Doctor Kirby had
- counted on when he made his medicine, and <i>that</i> he knowed
- second-handed from other people. We didn't take 'em very serious, nor all
- the talk we hearn about 'em down South.
- </p>
- <p>
- But even at that we mightn't of got into any trouble if it hadn't of been
- fur old Bishop Warren. But that is getting ahead of the story.
- </p>
- <p>
- We got into that little town&mdash;I might jest as well call it
- Cottonville&mdash;jest about supper time. Cottonville is a little place of
- not more'n six hundred people. I guess four hundred of 'em must be
- niggers.
- </p>
- <p>
- After supper we got acquainted with purty nigh all the prominent citizens
- in town. They was friendly with us, and we was friendly with them. Georgia
- had jest went fur prohibition a few months before that, and they hadn't
- opened up these here near-beer bar-rooms in the little towns yet, like
- they had in Atlanta and the big towns. Georgia had went prohibition so the
- niggers couldn't get whiskey, some said; but others said they didn't know
- <i>what</i> its excuse was. Them prominent citizens was loafing around the
- hotel and every now and then inviting each other very mysterious into a
- back room that use to be a pool parlour. They had been several jugs come
- to town by express that day. We went back several times ourselves, and
- soon began to get along purty well with them prominent citizens.
- </p>
- <p>
- Talking about this and that they finally edges around to the one thing
- everybody is sure to get to talking about sooner or later in the South&mdash;niggers.
- And then they gets to telling us about this here Bishop Warren I has
- mentioned.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was a nigger bishop, Bishop Warren was, and had a good deal of white
- blood into him, they say. An ashy-coloured nigger, with bumps on his face,
- fat as a possum, and as cunning as a fox. He had plenty of brains into his
- head, too; but his brains had turned sour in his head the last few years,
- and the bishop had crazy streaks running through his sense now, like fat
- and lean mixed in a slab of bacon. He used to be friends with a lot of big
- white folks, and the whites depended on him at one time to preach
- orderliness and obedience and agriculture and being in their place to the
- niggers. Fur years they thought he preached that-a-way. He always <i>did</i>
- preach that-a-way when any whites was around, and he set on platforms
- sometimes with white preachers, and he got good donations fur schemes of
- different kinds. But gradual the suspicion got around that when he was
- alone with a lot of niggers his nigger blood would get the best of him,
- and what he preached wasn't white supremacy at all, but hopefulness of
- being equal.
- </p>
- <p>
- So the whites had fell away from him, and then his graft was gone, and
- then his brains turned sour in his head and got to working and fermenting
- in it like cider getting hard, and he made a few bad breaks by not being
- careful what he said before white people. But the niggers liked him all
- the better fur that.
- </p>
- <p>
- They always had been more or less hell in the bishop's heart. He had
- brains and he knowed it, and the white folks had let him see <i>they</i>
- knowed it, too. And he was part white, and his white forefathers had been
- big men in their day, and yet, in spite of all of that, he had to herd
- with niggers and to pertend he liked it. He was both white and black in
- his feelings about things, so some of his feelings counterdicted others,
- and one of these here race riots went on all the time in his own insides.
- But gradual he got to the place where they was spells he hated both whites
- and niggers, but he hated the whites the worst. And now, in the last two
- or three years, since his crazy streaks had growed as big as his sensible
- streaks, or bigger, they was no telling what he would preach to them
- niggers. But whatever he preached most of them would believe. It might be
- something crazy and harmless, or it might be crazy and harmful.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had been holding some revival meetings in nigger churches right there
- in that very county, and was at it not fur away from there right then. The
- idea had got around he was preaching some most unusual foolishness to the
- blacks. Fur the niggers was all acting like they knowed something too good
- to mention to the white folks, all about there. But some white men had
- gone to one of the meetings, and the bishop had preached one of his
- old-time sermons whilst they was there, telling the niggers to be orderly
- and agriculturous&mdash;he was considerable of a fox yet. But he and the
- rest of the niggers was so <i>derned</i> anxious to be thought
- agriculturous and servitudinous that the whites smelt a rat, and wished he
- would go, fur they didn't want to chase him without they had to.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jest when we was getting along fine one of them prominent citizens asts
- the doctor was we there figgering on buying some land?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;we wasn't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They was silence fur quite a little spell. Each prominent citizen had
- mebby had his hopes of unloading some. They all looks a little sad, and
- then another prominent citizen asts us into the back room agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- When we returns to the front room another prominent citizen makes a little
- speech that was quite beautiful to hear, and says mebby we represents some
- new concern that ain't never been in them parts and is figgering on buying
- cotton.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; the doctor says, &ldquo;we ain't cotton buyers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Another prominent citizen has the idea mebby we is figgering on one of
- these here inter-Reuben trolley lines, so the Rubes in one village can
- ride over and visit the Rubes in the next. And another one thinks mebby we
- is figgering on a telephone line. And each one makes a very eloquent
- little speech about them things, and rings in something about our fair
- Southland. And when both of them misses their guess it is time fur another
- visit to the back room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Was we selling something?
- </p>
- <p>
- We was.
- </p>
- <p>
- Was we selling fruit trees?
- </p>
- <p>
- We wasn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- Finally, after every one has a chew of natcheral leaf tobaccer all around,
- one prominent citizen makes so bold as to ast us very courteous if he
- might enquire what it was we was selling.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor says medicine.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they was a slow grin went around that there crowd of prominent
- citizens. And once agin we has to make a trip to that back room. Fur they
- are all sure we must be taking orders fur something to beat that there
- prohibition game. When they misses that guess they all gets kind of
- thoughtful and sad. A couple of 'em don't take no more interest in us, but
- goes along home sighing-like, as if it wasn't no difference <i>what</i> we
- sold as long as it wasn't what they was looking fur.
- </p>
- <p>
- But purty soon one of them asts:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What <i>kind</i> of medicine?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he tells about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he finishes you never seen such a change as had come onto the faces
- of that bunch. I never seen such disgusted prominent citizens in my hull
- life. They looked at each other embarrassed, like they had been ketched at
- something ornery. And they went out one at a time, saying good night to
- the hotel-keeper and in the most pinted way taking no notice of us at all.
- It certainly was a chill. We sees something is wrong, and we begins to
- have a notion of what it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- The hotel-keeper, he spits out his chew, and goes behind his little
- counter and takes a five-cent cigar out of his little show case and bites
- the end off careful. Then he leans his elbows onto his counter and reads
- our names to himself out of the register book, and looks at us, and from
- us to the names, and from the names to us, like he is trying to figger out
- how he come to let us write 'em there. Then he wants to know where we come
- from before we come to Atlanta, where we had registered from. We tells him
- we is from the North. He lights his cigar like he didn't think much of
- that cigar and sticks it in his mouth and looks at us so long in an
- absent-minded kind of way it goes out.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he says we orter go back North.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; asts the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- He chewed his cigar purty nigh up to the middle of it before he answered,
- and when he spoke it was a soft kind of a drawl&mdash;not mad or loud&mdash;but
- like they was sorrowful thoughts working in him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yo' all done struck the wo'st paht o' the South to peddle yo' niggah
- medicine in, sah. I reckon yo' must love 'em a heap to be that concerned
- over the colour of their skins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he turned his back on us and went into the back room all by himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- We seen we was in wrong in that town. The doctor says it will be no use
- trying to interduce our stuff there, and we might as well leave there in
- the morning and go over to Bairdstown, which was a little place about ten
- miles off the railroad, and make our start there.
- </p>
- <p>
- So we got a rig the next morning and drove acrost the country. No one bid
- us good-bye, neither, and Doctor Kirby says it's a wonder they rented us
- the rig.
- </p>
- <p>
- But before we started that morning we noticed a funny thing. We hadn't so
- much as spoke to any nigger, except our own nigger Sam, and he couldn't of
- told <i>all</i> the niggers in that town about the stuff to turn niggers
- white, even if he had set up all night to do it. But every last nigger we
- saw looked like he knowed something about us. Even after we left town our
- nigger driver hailed two or three niggers in the road that acted
- that-away. It seemed like they was all awful polite to us. And yet they
- was different in their politeness than they was to them Georgia folks,
- which is their natcheral-born bosses&mdash;acted more familiar, somehow,
- as if they knowed we must be thinking about the same thing they was
- thinking about.
- </p>
- <p>
- About half-way to Bairdstown we stopped at a place to get a drink of
- water. Seemingly the white folks was away fur the day, and an old nigger
- come up and talked to our driver while Sam and us was at the well.
- </p>
- <p>
- I seen them cutting their eyes at us, whilst they was unchecking the
- hosses to let them drink too, and then I hearn the one that belonged there
- say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is yo' <i>suah</i> dat hit air dem?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Suah!</i>&rdquo; says the driver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How-come yo' so all-powerful <i>suah</i> about hit?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The driver pertended the harness needed some fixing, and they went around
- to the other side of the team and tinkered with one of the traces,
- a-talking to each other. I hearn the old nigger say, kind of wonderized:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is dey a-gwine dar <i>now</i>?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam, he was pulling a bucket of water up out of the well fur us with a
- windlass. The doctor says to him:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, what does all this mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam, he pertends he don't know what the doctor is talking about. But
- Doctor Kirby he finally pins him down. Sam hemmed and hawed considerable,
- making up his mind whether he better lie to us or not. Then, all of a
- sudden, he busted out into an awful fit of laughing, and like to of fell
- in the well. Seemingly he decided fur to tell us the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- From what Sam says that there bishop has been holding revival meetings in
- Big Bethel, which is a nigger church right on the edge of Bairdstown, and
- niggers fur miles around has been coming night after night, and some of
- them whooping her up daytimes too. And the bishop has worked himself up
- the last three or four nights to where he has been perdicting and
- prophesying, fur the spirit has hit the meeting hard.
- </p>
- <p>
- What he has been prophesying, Sam says, is the coming of a Messiah fur the
- nigger race&mdash;a new Elishyah, he says, as will lead them from out'n
- their inequality and bring 'em up to white standards right on the spot.
- The whites has had their Messiah, the bishop says, but the niggers ain't
- never had none of their <i>special own</i> yet. And they needs one bad,
- and one is sure a-coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seems the whites don't know yet jest what the bishop's been
- a-preaching. But every nigger fur miles on every side of Big Bethel is
- a-listening and a-looking fur signs and omens, and has been fur two, three
- days now. This here half-crazy bishop has got 'em worked up to where they
- is ready to believe anything, or do anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- So the night before when the word got out in Cottonville that we had some
- scheme to make the niggers white, the niggers there took up with the idea
- that the doctor was mebby the feller the bishop had been prophesying
- about, and for a sign and a omen and a miracle of his grace and powers was
- going out to Big Bethel to turn 'em white. Poor devils, they didn't see
- but what being turned white orter be a part of what they was to get from
- the coming of that there Messiah.
- </p>
- <p>
- News spreads among niggers quicker than among whites. No one knows how
- they do it. But I've hearn tales about how when war times was there, they
- would frequent have the news of a big fight before the white folks' papers
- would. Soldiers has told me that in them there Philippine Islands we
- conquered from Spain, where they is so much nigger blood mixed up with
- other kinds in the islanders, this mysterious spreading around of news is
- jest the same. And jest since nine o'clock the night before, the news had
- spread fur miles around that Bishop Warren's Messiah was on his way, and
- was going fur to turn the bishop white to show his power and grace, and he
- had with him one he had turned part white, and that was Sam, and one he
- had turned clear white, and that was me. And they was to be signs and
- wonders to behold at Big Bethel, with pillars of cloud and sounds of
- trumpets and fire squirting down from heaven, like it always use to be in
- them old Bible days, and them there niggers to be led singing and shouting
- and rejoicing into a land of milk and honey, forevermore, <i>Amen!</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- That's what Sam says they are looking fur, dozens and scores and hundreds
- of them niggers round about. Sam, he had lived in town five or six years,
- and he looked down on all these here ignoramus country niggers. So he
- busts out laughing at first, and he pertends like he don't take no stock
- in any of it. Besides, he knowed well enough he wasn't spotted up by no
- Messiah, but it was the dope in the bottles done it. But as he told about
- them goings-on Sam got more and more interested and warmed up to it, and
- his voice went into a kind of a sing-song like he was prophesying himself.
- And the other two niggers quit pertending to fool around the team and
- edged a little closeter, and a little closeter yet, with their mouths open
- and their heads a-nodding and the whites of their eyes a-rolling.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fur my part, I never hearn such a lot of dern foolishness in all my life.
- But the doctor, he says nothing at all. He listens to Sam ranting and
- rolling out big words and raving, and only frowns. He climbs back into the
- buggy agin silent, and all the rest of the way to Bairdstown he set there
- with that scowl on his face. I guesses he was thinking now, the way things
- had shaped up, he wouldn't sell none of his stuff at all without he fell
- right in with the reception chance had planned fur him. But if he did fall
- in with it, and pertend like he was a Messiah to them niggers, he could
- get all they had. He was mebby thinking how much ornerier that would make
- the hull scheme.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>e got to
- Bairdstown early enough, but we didn't go to work there. We wasted all
- that day. They was something working in the doctor's head he wasn't
- talking about. I supposed he was getting cold feet on the hull
- proposition. Anyhow, he jest set around the little tavern in that place
- and done nothing all afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- The weather was fine, and we set out in front. We hadn't set there more'n
- an hour till I could tell we was being noticed by the blacks, not out open
- and above board. But every now and then one or two or three would pass
- along down the street, and lazy about and take a look at us. They
- pertended they wasn't noticing, but they was. The word had got around, and
- they was a feeling in the air I didn't like at all. Too much caged-up
- excitement among the niggers. The doctor felt it too, I could see that.
- But neither one of us said anything about it to the other.
- </p>
- <p>
- Along toward dusk we takes a walk. They was a good-sized crick at the edge
- of that little place, and on it an old-fashioned worter mill. Above the
- mill a little piece was a bridge. We crossed it and walked along a road
- that follered the crick bank closte fur quite a spell.
- </p>
- <p>
- It wasn't much of a town&mdash;something betwixt a village and a
- settlement&mdash;although they was going to run a branch of the railroad
- over to it before very long. It had had a chancet to get a railroad once,
- years before that. But it had said then it didn't want no railroad. So
- until lately every branch built through that part of the country grinned
- very sarcastic and give it the go-by.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was considerable woods standing along the crick, and around a turn in
- the road we come onto Sam, all of a sudden, talking with another nigger.
- Sam was jest a-laying it off to that nigger, but he kind of hushed as we
- come nearer. Down the road quite a little piece was a good-sized wooden
- building that never had been painted and looked like it was a big barn.
- Without knowing it the doctor and me had been pinting ourselves right
- toward Big Bethel.
- </p>
- <p>
- The nigger with Sam he yells out, when he sees us:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Glory be! <i>Hyah</i> dey comes! Hyah dey comes <i>now!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0265.jpg" alt="0265 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0265.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- And he throwed up his arms, and started on a lope up the road toward the
- church, singing out every ten or fifteen yards. A little knot of niggers
- come out in front of the church when they hearn him coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam, he stood his ground, and waited fur us to come up to him, kind of
- apologetic and sneaking&mdash;looking about something or other.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What kind of lies have you been telling these niggers, Sam?&rdquo; says the
- doctor, very sharp and short and mad-like.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam, he digs a stone out'n the road with the toe of his shoe, and kind of
- grins to himself, still looking sheepish. But he says he opinionates he
- been telling them nothing at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dunno how-come dey get all dem nigger notions in dey fool haid,&rdquo; Sam
- says, &ldquo;but dey all waitin' dar inside de chu'ch do'&mdash;some of de mos'
- faiful an' de mos' pra'rful ones o' de Big Bethel cong'gation been dar fo'
- de las' houah a-waitin' an' a-watchin', spite o' de fac' dat reg'lah
- meetin' ain't gwine ter be called twell arter supper. De bishop, he dar
- too. Dey got some dese hyah coal-ile lamps dar des inside de chu'ch do'
- an' dey been keepin' on 'em lighted, daytimes an' night times, fo' two
- days now, kaze dey say dey ain't gwine fo' ter be cotched napping when de
- bridegroom <i>com</i>eth. Yass, <i>sah!</i>&mdash;dey's ten o' dese hyah
- vergims dar, five of 'em sleepin' an' five of 'em watchin', an' a-takin'
- tuhns at hit, an' mebby dat how-come free or fouah dey bes' young colo'hed
- mens been projickin' aroun' dar all arternoon, a-helpin' dem dat's
- a-waitin' twell de bridegroom <i>com</i>eth!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We seen a little knot of them, down the road there in front of the church,
- gathering around the nigger that had been with Sam. They all starts toward
- us. But one man steps out in front of them all, and turns toward them and
- holds his hands up, and waves them back. They all stops in their tracks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he turns his face toward us, and comes slow and sollum down the road
- in our direction, walking with a cane, and moving very dignified. He was a
- couple of hundred yards away.
- </p>
- <p>
- But as he come closeter we gradually seen him plainer and plainer. He was
- a big man, and stout, and dressed very neat in the same kind of rig as
- white bishops wear, with one of these white collars that buttons in the
- back. I suppose he was coming on to meet us alone, because no one was
- fitten fur to give us the first welcome but himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, it was all dern foolishness, and it was hard to believe it could all
- happen, and they ain't so many places in this here country it <i>could</i>
- happen. But fur all of it being foolishness, when he come down the road
- toward us so dignified and sollum and slow I ketched myself fur a minute
- feeling like we really had been elected to something and was going to take
- office soon. And Sam, as the bishop come closeter and closeter, got to
- jerking and twitching with the excitement that he had been keeping in&mdash;and
- yet all the time Sam knowed it was dope and works and not faith that had
- made him spotted that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- He stops, the bishop does, about ten yards from us and looks us over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah yo' de gennleman known ter dis hyah sinful genehation by de style an'
- de entitlemint o' Docto' Hahtley Kirby?&rdquo; he asts the doctor very
- ceremonious and grand.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor give him a look that wasn't very encouraging, but he nodded to
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will yo' dismiss yo' sehvant in ordeh dat we kin hol' convehse an'
- communion in de midst er privacy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he nods to Sam, and Sam moseys along toward the church.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, then,&rdquo; says the doctor, sudden and sharp, &ldquo;take off your hat and
- tell me what you want.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The bishop's hand goes up to his head with a jerk before he thought. Then
- it stops there, while him and the doctor looks at each other. The bishop's
- mouth opens like he was wondering, but he slowly pulls his hat off and
- stands there bare-headed in the road. But he wasn't really humble, that
- bishop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;tell me in as straight talk as you've got what
- all this damned foolishness among you niggers means.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A queer kind of look passed over the bishop's face. He hadn't expected to
- be met jest that way, mebby. Whether he himself had really believed in the
- coming of that there new Messiah he had been perdicting, I never could
- settle in my mind. Mebby he had been getting ready to pass <i>Himself</i>
- off fur one before we come along and the niggers all got the fool idea
- Doctor Kirby was it. Before the bishop spoke agin you could see his
- craziness and his cunningness both working in his face. But when he did
- speak he didn't quit being ceremonious nor dignified.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;De wohd has gone fo'th among de faiful an' de puah in heaht,&rdquo; he says,
- &ldquo;dat er man has come accredited wi' signs an' wi' mahvels an' de poweh o'
- de sperrit fo' to lay his han' on de sons o' Ham an' ter make 'em des de
- same in colluh as de yuther sons of ea'th.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then that word is a lie,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;I <i>did</i> come here to try
- out some stuff to change the colour of negro skins. That's all. And I find
- your idiotic followers are all stirred up and waiting for some kind of a
- miracle monger. What you have been preaching to them, you know best. Is
- that all you want to know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The bishop hems and haws and fiddles with his stick, and then he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suh, will dish yeah prepa'shun <i>sho'ly</i> do de wohk?&rdquo; Doctor Kirby
- tells him it will do the work all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then the bishop, after beating around the bush some more, comes out
- with his idea. Whether he expected there would be any Messiah come or not,
- of course he knowed the doctor wasn't him. But he is willing to boost the
- doctor's game as long as it boosts <i>his</i> game. He wants to be in on
- the deal. He wants part of the graft. He wants to get together with the
- doctor on a plan before the doctor sees the niggers. And if the doctor
- don't want to keep on with the miracle end of it, the bishop shows him how
- he could do him good with no miracle attachment. Fur he has an awful holt
- on them niggers, and his say-so will sell thousands and thousands of
- bottles. What he is looking fur jest now is his little take-out.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was his craftiness and his cunningness working in him. But all of a
- sudden one of his crazy streaks come bulging to the surface. It come with
- a wild, eager look in his eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suh,&rdquo; he cries out, all of a sudden, &ldquo;ef yo' kin make me white, fo' Gawd
- sakes, do hit! Do hit! Ef yo' does, I gwine ter bless yo' all yo' days!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yo' don' know&mdash;no one kin guess or comperhen'&mdash;what des bein'
- white would mean ter me! Lawd! Lawd!&rdquo; he says, his voice soft-spoken, but
- more eager than ever as he went on, and pleading something pitiful to
- hear, &ldquo;des think of all de Caucasian blood in me! Gawd knows de nights er
- my youth I'se laid awake twell de dawn come red in de Eas' a-cryin' out
- ter Him only fo' ter be white! <i>Des ter be white</i>! Don' min' dem
- black, black niggers dar&mdash;don' think er <i>dem</i>&mdash;dey ain't
- wuth nothin' nor fitten fo' no fate but what dey got&mdash;But me! What's
- done kep' me from gwine ter de top but dat one thing: <i>I wasn't white!</i>
- Hit air too late now&mdash;too late fo' dem ambitions I done trifle with
- an' shove behin' me&mdash;hit's too late fo' dat! But ef I was des ter git
- one li'l year o' hit&mdash;<i>one li'l year o' bein' white!</i>&mdash;befo'
- I died&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he went on like that, shaking and stuttering there in the road, like a
- fit had struck him, crazy as a loon. But he got hold of himself enough to
- quit talking, in a minute, and his cunning come back to him before he was
- through trembling. Then the doctor says slow and even, but not severe:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You go back to your people now, bishop, and tell them they've made a
- mistake about me. And if you can, undo the harm you've done with this
- Messiah business. As far as this stuff of mine is concerned, there's none
- of it for you nor for any other negro. You tell them that. There's none of
- it been sold yet&mdash;and there never will be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then we turned away and left him standing there in the road, still with
- his hat off and his face working.
- </p>
- <p>
- Walking back toward the little tavern the doctor says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny, this is the end of this game. These people down here and that
- half-cracked, half-crooked old bishop have made me see a few things about
- the Afro-American brother. It wasn't a good scheme in the first place. And
- this wasn't the place to start it going, anyhow&mdash;I should have tried
- the niggers in the big towns. But I'm out of it now, and I'm glad of it.
- What we want to do is to get away from here to-morrow&mdash;go back to
- Atlanta and fix up a scheme to rob some widows and orphans, or something
- half-way respectable like that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I drew a long breath. I was with Doctor Kirby in everything he done,
- fur he was my friend, and I didn't intend to quit him. But I was glad we
- was out of this, and hadn't sold none of that dope. We both felt better
- because we hadn't. All them millions we was going to make&mdash;shucks! We
- didn't neither one of us give a dern about them getting away from us. All
- we wanted was jest to get away from there and not get mixed up with no
- nigger problems any more. We eat supper, and we set around a while, and we
- went to bed purty middling early, so as to get a good start in the
- morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- We got up early, but early as it was the devil had been up earlier in that
- neighbourhood. About four o'clock that morning a white woman about a half
- a mile from the village had been attacked by a nigger. They was doubt as
- to whether she would live, but if she lived they wasn't no doubts she
- would always be more or less crazy. Fur besides everything else, he had
- beat her insensible. And he had choked her nearly to death. The
- country-side was up, with guns and pistols looking fur that nigger. It
- wasn't no trouble guessing what would happen to him when they ketched him,
- neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, when we hearn of it, &ldquo;I hope to high heaven they
- <i>do</i> catch him!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They wasn't much doubt they would, either. They was already beating up the
- woods and bushes and gangs was riding up and down the roads, and every
- nigger's house fur miles around was being searched and watched.
- </p>
- <p>
- We soon seen we would have trouble getting hosses and a rig in the village
- to take us to the railroad. Many of the hosses was being ridden in the
- man-hunt. And most of the men who might have done the driving was busy at
- that too. The hotel-keeper himself had left his place standing wide open
- and went out. We didn't get any breakfast neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;we'll just put enough money to pay the bill in
- an envelope on the register here, and strike out on shank's ponies. It's
- only nine or ten miles to the railroad&mdash;we'll walk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But how about our stuff?&rdquo; I asts him. We had two big cases full of sample
- bottles of that dope, besides our suit cases.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hang the dope!&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;I don't ever want to see it or hear of
- it again! We'll leave it here. Put the things out of your suit case into
- mine, and leave that here too. Sam can carry mine. I want to be on the
- move.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So we left, with Sam carrying the one suit case. It wasn't nine in the
- morning yet, and we was starting out purty empty fur a long walk.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam,&rdquo; says the doctor, as we was passing that there Big Bethel church&mdash;and
- it showed up there silent and shabby in the morning, like a old coloured
- man that knows a heap more'n he's going to tell&mdash;&ldquo;Sam, were you at
- the meeting here last night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yass, suh!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose it was a pretty tame affair after they found out their Elisha
- wasn't coming after all?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam, he walled his eyes, and then he kind of chuckled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, suh,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;I 'spicions de mos' on 'em don' know dat <i>yit!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor asts him what he means.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seems the bishop must of done some thinking after we left him in the
- road or on his way back to that church. They had all begun to believe that
- there Elishyah was on the way to 'em, and the bishop's credit was more or
- less wrapped up with our being it. It was true he hadn't started that
- belief; but it was believed, and he didn't dare to stop it now. Fur, if he
- stopped it, they would all think he had fell down on his prophetics, even
- although he hadn't prophesied jest exactly us. He was in a tight place,
- that bishop, but I bet you could always depend on him to get out of it
- with his flock. So what he told them niggers at the meeting last night was
- that he brung 'em a message from Elishyah, Sam says, the Elishyah that was
- to come. And the message was that the time was not ripe fur him to reveal
- himself as Elishyah unto the eyes of all men, fur they had been too much
- sinfulness and wickedness and walking into the ways of evil, right amongst
- that very congregation, and disobedience of the bishop, which was their
- guide. And he had sent 'em word, Elishyah had, that the bishop was his
- trusted servant, and into the keeping of the bishop was give the power to
- deal with his people and prepare them fur the great day to come. And the
- bishop would give the word of his coming. He was a box, that bishop was,
- in spite of his crazy streaks; and he had found a way to make himself
- stronger than ever with his bunch out of the very kind of thing that would
- have spoiled most people's graft. They had had a big meeting till nearly
- morning, and the power had hit 'em strong. Sam told us all about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the thing that seemed to interest the doctor, and made him frown, was
- the idea that all them niggers round about there still had the idea he was
- the feller that had been prophesied to come. All except Sam, mebby. Sam
- had spells when he was real sensible, and other spells when he was as bad
- as the believingest of them all.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a fine day, and really joyous to be a-walking. It would of been a
- good deal joyouser if we had had some breakfast, but we figgered we would
- stop somewheres at noon and lay in a good, square, country meal.
- </p>
- <p>
- That wasn't such a very thick settled country. But everybody seemed to
- know about the manhunt that was going on, here, there, and everywhere.
- People would come down to the road side as we passed, and gaze after us.
- Or mebby ast us if we knowed whether he had been ketched yet. Women and
- kids mostly, or old men, but now and then a younger man too. We noticed
- they wasn't no niggers to speak of that wasn't busier'n all get out,
- working at something or other, that day.
- </p>
- <p>
- They is considerable woods in that country yet, though lots has been cut
- off. But they was sometimes right long stretches where they would be woods
- on both sides of the road, more or less thick, with underbrush between the
- trees. We tramped along, each busy thinking his own thoughts, and having a
- purty good time jest doing that without there being no use of talking. I
- was thinking that I liked the doctor better fur turning his back on all
- this game, jest when he might of made some sort of a deal with the bishop
- and really made some money out of it in the end. He never was so good a
- business man as he thought he was, Doctor Kirby wasn't. He always could
- make himself think he was. But when it come right down to brass tacks he
- wasn't. You give him a scheme that would <i>talk</i> well, the kind of a
- josh talk he liked to get off fur his own enjoyment, and he would take up
- with it every time instead of one that had more promise of money to it if
- it was worked harder. He was thinking of the <i>talk</i> more'n he was of
- the money, mostly; and he was always saying something about art fur art's
- sake, which was plumb foolishness, fur he never painted no pictures. Well,
- he never got over being more or less of a puzzle to me. But fur some
- reason or other this morning he seemed to be in a better humour with
- himself, after we had walked a while, than I had seen him in fur a long
- time.
- </p>
- <p>
- We come to the top of one long hill, which it had made us sweat to climb,
- and without saying nothing to each other we both stopped and took off our
- hats and wiped our foreheads, and drawed long breaths, content to stand
- there fur jest a minute or two and look around us. The road run straight
- ahead, and dipped down, and then clumb up another hill about an eighth of
- a mile in front of us. It made a little valley. Jest about the middle,
- between the two hills, a crick meandered through the bottom land. Woods
- growed along the crick, and along both sides of the road we was
- travelling. Right nigh the crick they was another road come out of the
- woods to the left-hand side, and switched into the road we was travelling,
- and used the same bridge to cross the crick by. They was three or four
- houses here and there, with chimbleys built up on the outside of them, and
- blue smoke coming out. We stood and looked at the sight before us and
- forgot all the troubles we had left behind, fur a couple of minutes&mdash;it
- all looked so peaceful and quiet and homeyfied and nice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says the doctor, after we had stood there a piece, &ldquo;I guess we
- better be moving on again, Danny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But jest as Sam, who was follering along behind with that suit case, picks
- it up and puts it on his head agin, they come a sound, from away off in
- the distance somewheres, that made him set it down quick. And we all stops
- in our tracks and looks at each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the voice of a hound dog&mdash;not so awful loud, but clear and
- mellow and tuneful, and carried to us on the wind. And then in a minute it
- come agin, sharper and quicker. They yells like that when they have struck
- a scent.
- </p>
- <p>
- As we stood and looked at each other they come a crackle in the
- underbrush, jest to the left of us. We turned our heads that-a-way, jest
- as a nigger man give a leap to the top of a rail fence that separated the
- road from the woods. He was going so fast that instead of climbing that
- fence and balancing on the top and jumping off he jest simply seemed to
- hit the top rail and bounce on over, like he had been throwed out of the
- heart of the woods, and he fell sprawling over and over in the road, right
- before our feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was onto his feet in a second, and fur a minute he stood up straight
- and looked at us&mdash;an ashes-coloured nigger, ragged and bleeding from
- the underbrush, red-eyed, and with slavers trickling from his red lips,
- and sobbing and gasping and panting fur breath. Under his brown skin,
- where his shirt was torn open acrost his chest, you could see that
- nigger's heart a-beating.
- </p>
- <p>
- But as he looked at us they come a sudden change acrost his face&mdash;he
- must of seen the doctor before, and with a sob he throwed himself on his
- knees in the road and clasped his hands and held 'em out toward Doctor
- Kirby.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Elishyah</i>! <i>Elishyah</i>!&rdquo; he sings out, rocking of his body in a
- kind of tune, &ldquo;reveal yo'se'f, reveal yo'se'f an' he'p me <i>now!</i> Lawd
- Gawd <i>Elishyah</i>, beckon fo' a <i>Cha</i>'iot, yo' cha'iot of <i>fiah!</i>
- Lif' me, lif' me&mdash;lif' me away f'um hyah in er cha'iot o' <i>fiah!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he turned his head away, and I knowed the thought working in
- him was the thought of that white woman that would always be an idiot for
- life, if she lived. But his lips was dumb, and his one hand stretched
- itself out toward that nigger in the road and made a wiping motion, like
- he was trying fur to wipe the picture of him, and the thought of him,
- off'n a slate forevermore.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jest then, nearer and louder and sharper, and with an eager sound, like
- they knowed they almost had him now, them hounds' voices come ringing
- through the woods, and with them come the mixedup shouts of men.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Run!</i>&rdquo; yells Sam, waving of that suit case round his head, fur one
- nigger will always try to help another no matter what he's done. &ldquo;Run fo'
- de branch&mdash;git yo' foots in de worter an' fling 'em off de scent!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bounded down the hill, that red-eyed nigger, and left us standing
- there. But before he reached the crick the whole man-hunt come busting
- through the woods, the dogs a-straining at their straps. The men was all
- on foot, with guns and pistols in their hands. They seen the nigger, and
- they all let out a yell, and was after him. They ketched him at the crick,
- and took him off along that road that turned off to the left. I hearn
- later he was a member of Bishop Warren's congregation, so they hung him
- right in front of Big Bethel church.
- </p>
- <p>
- We stood there on top of the hill and saw the chase and capture. Doctor
- Kirby's face was sweating worse than when we first clumb the hill. He was
- thinking about that nigger that had pleaded with him. He was thinking also
- of the woman. He was glad it hadn't been up to him personal right then and
- there to butt in and stop a lynching. He was glad, fur with them two
- pictures in front of him he didn't know what he would of done.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank heaven!&rdquo; I hearn him say to himself. &ldquo;Thank heaven that it wasn't
- <i>really</i> in my power to choose!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>ell, we had pork
- and greens fur dinner that day, with the best corn-bread I ever eat
- anywheres, and buttermilk, and sweet potato pie. We got 'em at the house
- of a feller named Withers&mdash;Old Daddy Withers. Which if they was ever
- a nicer old man than him, or a nicer old woman than his wife, I never run
- acrost 'em yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- They lived all alone, them Witherses, with only a couple of niggers to
- help them run their farm. After we eats our dinner and Sam gets his'n out
- to the kitchen, we sets out in front of the house and gets to talking with
- them, and gets real well acquainted. Which we soon found out the secret of
- old Daddy Withers's life&mdash;that there innocent-looking old jigger was
- a poet. He was kind of proud of it and kind of shamed of it both to oncet.
- The way it come out was when the doctor says one of them quotations he is
- always getting off, and the old man he looks pleased and says the rest of
- the piece it dropped out of straight through.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they had a great time quoting it at each other, them two, and I seen
- the doctor is good to loaf around there the rest of the day, like as not.
- Purty soon the old lady begins to get mighty proud-looking over something
- or other, and she leans over and whispers to the old man:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Shall I bring it out, Lemuel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man, he shakes his head, no. But she slips into the house anyhow,
- and fetches out a little book with a pale green cover to it, and hands it
- to the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bless my soul,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, looking at the old man, &ldquo;you don't
- mean to say you write verse yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man, he gets red all over his face, and up into the roots of his
- white hair, and down into his white beard, and makes believe he is a
- little mad at the old lady fur showing him off that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mother,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;yo' shouldn't have done that!&rdquo; They had had a boy
- years before, and he had died, but he always called her mother the same as
- if the boy was living. He goes into the house and gets his pipe, and
- brings it out and lights it, acting like that book of poetry was a mighty
- small matter to him. But he looks at Doctor Kirby out of the corner of his
- eyes, and can't keep from getting sort of eager and trembly with his pipe;
- and I could see he was really anxious over what the doctor was thinking of
- them poems he wrote. The doctor reads some of 'em out loud.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, it was kind of home-made poetry, Old Daddy Withers's was. It wasn't
- like no other poetry I ever struck. And I could tell the doctor was
- thinking the same about it. It sounded somehow like it hadn't been jointed
- together right. You would keep listening fur it to rhyme, and get all
- worked up watching and waiting fur it to, and make bets with yourself
- whether it would rhyme or it wouldn't. And then it ginerally wouldn't. I
- never hearn such poetry to get a person's expectances all worked up, and
- then go back on 'em. But if you could of told what it was all about, you
- wouldn't of minded that so much. Not that you can tell what most poetry is
- about, but you don't care so long as it keeps hopping along lively. What
- you want in poetry to make her sound good, according to my way of
- thinking, is to make her jump lively, and then stop with a bang on the
- rhymes. But Daddy Withers was so independent-like he would jest
- natcherally try to force two words to rhyme whether the Lord made 'em fur
- mates or not&mdash;like as if you would try to make a couple of kids kiss
- and make up by bumping their heads together. They jest simply won't do it.
- But Doctor Kirby, he let on like he thought it was fine poetry, and he
- read them pieces over and over agin, out loud, and the old man and the old
- woman was both mighty tickled with the way he done it. He wouldn't of had
- 'em know fur anything he didn't believe it was the finest poetry ever
- wrote, Doctor Kirby wouldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was four little books of it altogether. Slim books that looked as if
- they hadn't had enough to eat, like a stray cat whose ribs is rubbing
- together. It had cost Daddy Withers five hundred dollars apiece to get 'em
- published. A feller in Boston charged him that much, he said. It seems he
- would go along fur years, raking and scraping of his money together, so as
- to get enough ahead to get out another book. Each time he had his hopes
- the big newspapers would mebby pay some attention to it, and he would get
- recognized.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they never did,&rdquo; said the old man, kind of sad, &ldquo;it always fell
- flat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, <i>father!</i>&rdquo;&mdash;the old lady begins, and finishes by running
- back into the house agin. She is out in a minute with a clipping from a
- newspaper and hands it over to Doctor Kirby, as proud as a kid with
- copper-toed boots. The doctor reads it all the way through, and then he
- hands it back without saying a word. The old lady goes away to fiddle
- around about the housework purty soon and the old man looks at the doctor
- and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you see, don't you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says the doctor, very gentle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wouldn't have <i>her</i> know for the world,&rdquo; says Daddy Withers. &ldquo;<i>I</i>
- know and <i>you</i> know that newspaper piece is just simply poking fun at
- my poetry, and making a fool of me, the whole way through. As soon as I
- read it over careful I saw it wasn't really praise, though there was a
- minute or two I thought my recognition had come. But <i>she</i> don't know
- it ain't serious from start to finish. <i>She</i> was all-mighty pleased
- when that piece come out in print. And I don't intend she ever shall know
- it ain't real praise.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His wife was so proud when that piece come out in that New York paper, he
- said, she cried over it. She said now she was glad they had been doing
- without things fur years and years so they could get them little books
- printed, one after the other, fur now fame was coming. But sometimes,
- Daddy Withers says, he suspicions she really knows he has been made a fool
- of, and is pertending not to see it, fur his sake, the same as he is
- pertending fur <i>her</i> sake. Well, they was a mighty nice old couple,
- and the doctor done a heap of pertending fur both their sakes&mdash;they
- wasn't nothing else to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How'd you come to get started at it?&rdquo; he asts.
- </p>
- <p>
- Daddy Withers says he don't rightly know. Mebby, he says, it was living
- there all his life and watching things growing&mdash;watching the cotton
- grow, and the corn and getting acquainted with birds and animals and trees
- and things. Helping of things to grow, he says, is a good way to
- understand how God must feel about humans. For what you plant and help to
- grow, he says, you are sure to get to caring a heap about. You can't help
- it. And that is the reason, he says, God can be depended on to pull the
- human race through in the end, even if appearances do look to be agin His
- doing it sometimes, fur He started it to growing in the first place and
- that-a-way He got interested personal in it. And that is the main idea, he
- says, he has all the time been trying to get into that there poetry of
- his'n. But he reckons he ain't got her in. Leastways, he says, no one has
- never seen her there but the doctor and the old lady and himself. Well,
- for my part, I never would of seen it there myself, but when he said it
- out plain like that any one could of told what he meant.
- </p>
- <p>
- You hadn't orter lay things up agin folks if the folks can't help 'em. And
- I will say Daddy Withers was a fine old boy in spite of his poetry. Which
- it never really done any harm, except being expensive to him, and lots
- will drink that much up and never figger it an expense, but one of the
- necessities of life. We went all over his place with him, and we noticed
- around his house a lot of tin cans tacked up to posts and trees. They was
- fur the birds to drink out of, and all the birds around there had found
- out about it, and about Daddy Withers, and wasn't scared of him at all. He
- could get acquainted with animals, too, so that after a long spell
- sometimes they would even let him handle them. But not if any one was
- around. They was a crow he had made a pet of, used to hop around in front
- of him, and try fur to talk to him. If he went to sleep in the front yard
- whilst he was reading, that crow had a favourite trick of stealing his
- spectacles off'n his nose and flying up to the ridgepole of the house, and
- cawing at him. Once he had been setting out a row of tomato plants very
- careful, and he got to the end of the row and turned around, and that
- there crow had been hopping along behind very sollum, pulling up each
- plant as he set it out. It acted like it had done something mighty smart,
- and knowed it, that crow. So after that the old man named him Satan, fur
- he said it was Satan's trick to keep things from growing. They was some
- blue and white pigeons wasn't scared to come and set on his shoulders; but
- you could see the old man really liked that crow Satan better'n any of
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, we hung around all afternoon listening to the old man talk, and
- liking him better and better. First thing we knowed it was getting along
- toward supper time. And nothing would do but we must stay to supper, too.
- We was pinted toward a place on the railroad called Smithtown, but when we
- found we couldn't get a train from there till ten o'clock that night
- anyhow, and it was only three miles away, we said we'd stay.
- </p>
- <p>
- After supper we calculated we'd better move. But the old man wouldn't hear
- of us walking that three miles. So about eight o'clock he hitched up a
- mule to a one-hoss wagon, and we jogged along.
- </p>
- <p>
- They was a yaller moon sneaking up over the edge of the world when we
- started. It was so low down in the sky yet that it threw long shadders on
- the road, and they was thick and black ones, too. Because they was a lot
- of trees alongside the road, and the road was narrow, we went ahead mostly
- through the darkness, with here and there patches of moonlight splashed
- onto the ground. Doctor Kirby and Old Man Withers was setting on the seat,
- still gassing away about books and things, and I was setting on the suit
- case in the wagon box right behind 'em. Sam, he was sometimes in the back
- of the wagon. He had been more'n half asleep all afternoon, but now it was
- night he was waked up, the way niggers and cats will do, and every once in
- a while he would get out behind and cut a few capers in a moonlight patch,
- jest fur the enjoyment of it, and then run and ketch up with the wagon and
- crawl in agin, fur it was going purty slow.
- </p>
- <p>
- The ground was sandy in spots, and I guess we made a purty good load fur
- Beck, the old mule. She stopped, going up a little slope, after we had
- went about a mile from the Witherses'. Sam says he'll get out and walk,
- fur the wheels was in purty deep, and it was hard going.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Giddap, Beck!&rdquo; says the old man.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Beck, she won't. She don't stand like she is stuck, neither, but like
- she senses danger somewheres about. A hoss might go ahead into danger, but
- a mule is more careful of itself and never goes butting in unless it feels
- sure they is a way out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Giddap,&rdquo; says the old man agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- But jest then the shadders on both sides of the road comes to life. They
- wakes up, and moves all about us. It was done so sudden and quiet it was
- half a minute before I seen it wasn't shadders but about thirty men had
- gathered all about us on every side. They had guns.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who are you? What d'ye want?&rdquo; asts the old man, startled, as three or
- four took care of the mule's head very quick and quiet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't be skeered, Daddy Withers,&rdquo; says a drawly voice out of the dark;
- &ldquo;we ain't goin' to hurt <i>you</i>. We got a little matter o' business to
- tend to with them two fellers yo' totin' to town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0019" id="link2HCH0019"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HIRTY men with
- guns would be considerable of a proposition to buck against, so we didn't
- try it. They took us out of the wagon, and they pinted us down the road,
- steering us fur a country schoolhouse which was, I judged from their talk,
- about a quarter of a mile away. They took us silent, fur after we found
- they didn't answer no questions we quit asking any. We jest walked along,
- and guessed what we was up against, and why. Daddy Withers, he trailed
- along behind. They had tried to send him along home, but he wouldn't go.
- So they let him foller and paid no more heed to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam, he kept a-talking and a-begging, and several men a-telling of him to
- shut up. And him not a-doing it. Till finally one feller says very
- disgusted-like:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys, I'm going to turn this nigger loose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We'll want his evidence,&rdquo; says another one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Evidence!&rdquo; says the first one. &ldquo;What's the evidence of a scared nigger
- worth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I reckon that one this afternoon was considerable scared, when he give us
- that evidence against himself&mdash;that is, if you call it evidence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A nigger can give evidence against a nigger, and it's all right,&rdquo; says
- another voice&mdash;which it come from a feller that had a-holt of my
- wrist on the left-hand side of me&mdash;&ldquo;but these are white men we are
- going to try to-night. The case is too serious to take nigger evidence.
- Besides, I reckon we got all the evidence any one could need. This nigger
- ain't charged with any crime himself, and my idea is that he ain't to be
- allowed to figure one way or the other in this thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So they turned Sam loose. I never seen nor hearn tell of Sam since then.
- They fired a couple of guns into the air as he started down the road, jest
- fur fun, and mebby he is running yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- The feller had been talking like he was a lawyer, so I asts him what crime
- we was charged with. But he didn't answer me. And jest then we gets in
- sight of that schoolhouse.
- </p>
- <p>
- It set on top of a little hill, partially in the moonlight, with a few
- sad-looking pine trees scattered around it, and the fence in front broke
- down. Even after night you could see it was a shabby-looking little place.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Daddy Withers tied his mule to the broken down fence. Somebody busted
- the front door down. Somebody else lighted matches. The first thing I
- knowed, we was all inside, and four or five dirty little coal oil lamps,
- with tin reflectors to 'em, which I s'pose was used ordinary fur school
- exhibitions, was being lighted.
- </p>
- <p>
- We was waltzed up onto the teacher's platform, Doctor Kirby and me, and
- set down in chairs there, with two men to each of us, and then a tall,
- rawboned feller stalks up to the teacher's desk, and raps on it with the
- butt end of a pistol, and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen, this meeting will come to order.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which they was orderly enough before that, but they all took off their
- hats when he rapped, like in a court room or a church, and most of 'em set
- down.
- </p>
- <p>
- They set down in the school kids' seats, or on top of the desks, and their
- legs stuck out into the aisles, and they looked uncomfortable and awkward.
- But they looked earnest and they looked sollum, too, and they wasn't no
- joking nor skylarking going on, nor no kind of rowdyness, neither. These
- here men wasn't toughs, by any manner of means, but the most part of 'em
- respectable farmers. They had a look of meaning business.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; says the feller who had rapped, &ldquo;who will you have for your
- chairman?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I reckon you'll do, Will,&rdquo; says another feller to the raw-boned man,
- which seemed to satisfy him. But he made 'em vote on it before he took
- office.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now then,&rdquo; says Will, &ldquo;the accused must have counsel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will,&rdquo; says another feller, very hasty, &ldquo;what's the use of all this fuss
- an' feathers? You know as well as I do there's nothing legal about this.
- It's only necessary. For my part&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Buck Hightower,&rdquo; says Will, pounding on the desk, &ldquo;you will please come
- to order.&rdquo; Which Buck done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; says the chairman, turning toward Doctor Kirby, who had been
- setting there looking thoughtful from one man to another, like he was
- sizing each one up, &ldquo;now I must explain to the chief defendant that we
- don't intend to lynch him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He stopped a second on that word __lynch__ as if to let it soak in. The
- doctor, he bowed toward him very cool and ceremonious, and says, mocking
- of him:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You reassure me, Mister&mdash;Mister&mdash;What is your name?&rdquo; He said it
- in a way that would of made a saint mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My name ain't any difference,&rdquo; says Will, trying not to show he was
- nettled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are quite right,&rdquo; says the doctor, looking Will up and down from head
- to foot, very slow and insulting, &ldquo;it's of no consequence in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Will, he flushed up, but he makes himself steady and cool, and he goes on
- with his little speech: &ldquo;There is to be no lynching here to-night. There
- is to be a trial, and, if necessary, an execution.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Would it be asking too much,&rdquo; says the doctor very polite, &ldquo;if I were to
- inquire who is to be tried, and before what court, and upon what charge?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a clearing of throats and a shuffling of feet fur a minute. One
- old deaf feller, with a red nose, who had his hand behind his ear and was
- leaning forward so as not to miss a breath of what any one said, ast his
- neighbour in a loud whisper, &ldquo;How?&rdquo; Then an undersized little feller, who
- wasn't a farmer by his clothes, got up and moved toward the platform. He
- had a bulging-out forehead, and thin lips, and a quick, nervous way about
- him:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are to be tried,&rdquo; he says to the doctor, speaking in a kind of shrill
- sing-song that cut your nerves in that room full of bottled-up excitement
- like a locust on a hot day. &ldquo;You are to be tried before this
- self-constituted court of Caucasian citizens&mdash;Anglo-Saxons, sir,
- every man of them, whose forbears were at Runnymede! The charge against
- you is stirring up the negroes of this community to the point of revolt.
- You are accused, sir, of representing yourself to them as some kind of a
- Moses. You are arraigned here for endangering the peace of the county and
- the supremacy of the Caucasian race by inspiring in the negroes the hope
- of equality.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Daddy Withers had been setting back by the door. I seen him get up and
- slip out. It didn't look to me to be any place fur a gentle old poet.
- While that little feller was making that charge you could feel the air
- getting tingly, like it does before a rain storm.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0018" id="linkimage-0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0297.jpg" alt="0297 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0297.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Some fellers started to clap their hands like at a political rally and to
- say, &ldquo;Go it, Billy!&rdquo; &ldquo;That's right, Harden!&rdquo; Which I found out later Billy
- Harden was in the state legislature, and quite a speaker, and knowed it.
- Will, the chairman, he pounded down the applause, and then he says to the
- doctor, pointing to Billy Harden:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No man shall say of us that we did not give you a fair trial and a square
- deal. I'm goin' to appoint this gentleman as your counsel, and I'm goin'
- to give you a reasonable time to talk with him in private and prepare your
- case. He is the ablest lawyer in southwest Georgia and the brightest son
- of Watson County.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor looks kind of lazy and Bill Harden, and back agin at Will, the
- chairman, and smiles out of the corner of his mouth. Then he says, sort of
- taking in the rest of the crowd with his remark, like them two standing
- there paying each other compliments wasn't nothing but a joke:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope neither of you will take it too much to heart if I'm not impressed
- by your sense of justice&mdash;or your friend's ability.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; said Will, &ldquo;I take it that you intend to act as your own counsel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may take it,&rdquo; says the doctor, rousing of himself up, &ldquo;you may take
- it&mdash;from me&mdash;that I refuse to recognize you and your crowd as a
- court of any kind; that I know nothing of the silly accusations against
- me; that I find no reason at all why I should take the trouble of making a
- defence before an armed mob that can only mean one of two things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of two things?&rdquo; says Will.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says the doctor, very quiet, but raising his voice a little and
- looking him hard in the eyes. &ldquo;You and your gang can mean only one of two
- things. Either a bad joke, or else&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he stopped a second, leaning forward in his chair, with the look of
- half raising out of it, so as to bring out the word very decided&mdash;
- </p>
- <h3>
- &ldquo;<i>MURDER!</i>&rdquo;
- </h3>
- <p>
- The way he done it left that there word hanging in the room, so you could
- almost see it and almost feel it there, like it was a thing that had to be
- faced and looked at and took into account. They all felt it that-a-way,
- too; fur they wasn't a sound fur a minute. Then Will says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We don't plan murder, and you'll find this ain't a joke. And since you
- refuse to accept counsel&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jest then Buck Hightower interrupts him by yelling out, &ldquo;I make a motion
- Billy Harden be prosecuting attorney, then. Let's hurry this thing along!&rdquo;
- And several started to applaud, and call fur Billy Harden to prosecute.
- But Will, he pounded down the applause agin, and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was about to suggest that Mr. Harden might be prevailed upon to accept
- that task.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says the doctor, very gentle and easy. &ldquo;Quite so! I fancied myself
- that Mr. Harden came along with the idea of making a speech either for or
- against.&rdquo; And he grinned at Billy Harden in a way that seemed to make him
- wild, though he tried not to show it. Somehow the doctor seemed to be all
- keyed up, instead of scared, like a feller that's had jest enough to drink
- to give him a fighting edge.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Chairman,&rdquo; says Billy Harden, flushing up and stuttering jest a
- little, &ldquo;I b-beg leave to d-d-decline.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What,&rdquo; says the doctor, sort of playing with Billy with his eyes and
- grin, and turning like to let the whole crowd in on the joke, &ldquo;<i>decline</i>?
- The eminent gentleman declines! And he is going to sit down, too, with all
- that speech bottled up in him! O Demosthenes!&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;you have lost
- your pebble in front of all Greece.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Several grinned at Billy Harden as he set down, and three or four laughed
- outright. I guess about half of them there knowed him fur a wind bag, and
- some wasn't sorry to see him joshed. But I seen what the doctor was trying
- to do. He knowed he was in an awful tight place, and he was feeling that
- crowd's pulse, so to speak. He had been talking to crowds fur twenty
- years, and he knowed the kind of sudden turns they will take, and how to
- take advantage of 'em. He was planning and figgering in his mind all the
- time jest what side to ketch 'em on, and how to split up the one, solid
- crowd-mind into different minds. But the little bit of a laugh he turned
- against Billy Harden was only on the surface, like a straw floating on a
- whirlpool. These men was here fur business.
- </p>
- <p>
- Buck Hightower jumps up and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will, I'm getting tired of this court foolishness. The question is, Does
- this man come into this county and do what he has done and get out again?
- We know all about him. He sneaked in here and gave out he was here to turn
- the niggers white&mdash;that he was some kind of a new-fangled Jesus sent
- especially to niggers, which is blasphemy in itself&mdash;and he's got 'em
- stirred up. They're boilin' and festerin' with notions of equality till
- we're lucky if we don't have to lynch a dozen of 'em, like they did in
- Atlanta last summer, to get 'em back into their places again. Do we save
- ourselves more trouble by stringing him up as a warning to the negroes? Or
- do we invite trouble by turning him loose? Which? All it needs is a vote.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he set down agin. You could see he had made a hit with the boys. They
- was a kind of a growl rolled around the room. The feelings in that place
- was getting stronger and stronger. I was scared, but trying not to show
- it. My fingers kept feeling around in my pocket fur something that wasn't
- there. But my brain couldn't remember what my fingers was feeling fur.
- Then it come on me sudden it was a buckeye I picked up in the woods in
- Indiany one day, and I had lost it. I ain't superstitious about buckeyes
- or horse-shoes, but remembering I had lost it somehow made me feel worse.
- But Doctor Kirby had a good holt on himself; his face was a bit redder'n
- usual, and his eyes was sparkling, and he was both eager and watchful.
- When Buck Hightower sets down the chairman clears his throat like he is
- going to speak. But&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just a moment,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, getting on his feet, and taking a step
- toward the chairman. And the way he stopped and stood made everybody look
- at him. Then he went on:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Once more,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;I call the attention of every man present to the
- fact that what the last speaker proposes is&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then he let 'em have that word agin, full in their faces, to think
- about&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Murder!</i> Merely murder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was bound they shouldn't get away from that word and what it stood fur.
- And every man there <i>did</i> think, too, fur they was another little
- pause. And not one of 'em looked at another one fur a minute. Doctor Kirby
- leaned forward from the platform, running his eyes over the crowd, and
- jest natcherally shoved that word into the room so hard with his mind that
- every mind there had to take it in.
- </p>
- <p>
- But as he held 'em to it they come a bang from one of the windows. It
- broke the charm. Fur everybody jumped. I jumped myself. When the end of
- the world comes and the earth busts in the middle, it won't sound no
- louder than that bang did. It was a wooden shutter. The wind was rising
- outside, and it flew open and whacked agin' the building.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then a big, heavy-set man that hadn't spoke before riz up from one of the
- hind seats, like he had heard a dare to fight, and walked slowly down
- toward the front. He had a red face, which was considerable pock-marked,
- and very deep-set eyes, and a deep voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Since when,&rdquo; he says, taking up his stand a dozen feet or so in front of
- the doctor, &ldquo;since when has any civilization refused to commit murder when
- murder was necessary for its protection?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One of the top glasses of that window was out, and with the shutter open
- they come a breeze through that fluttered some strips of dirty-coloured
- papers, fly-specked and dusty and spider-webbed, that hung on strings
- acrost the room, jest below the ceiling. I guess they had been left over
- from some Christmas doings.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My friend,&rdquo; said the pock-marked man to the doctor&mdash;and the funny
- thing about it was he didn't talk unfriendly when he said it&mdash;&ldquo;the
- word you insist on is just a <i>word</i>, like any other word.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They was a spider rousted out of his web by that disturbance among the
- strings and papers. He started down from above on jest one string of web,
- seemingly spinning part of it out of himself as he come, the way they do.
- I couldn't keep my eyes off'n him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Murder,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;is a thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a <i>word</i>,&rdquo; says the other man, &ldquo;<i>For</i> a thing. For a
- thing which sometimes seems necessary. Lynching, war, execution, murder&mdash;they
- are all words for different ways of wiping out human life. Killing
- sometimes seems wrong, and sometimes right. But right or wrong, and with
- one word or another tacked to it, it is <i>done</i> when a community wants
- to get rid of something dangerous to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That there spider was a squat, ugly-looking devil, hunched up on his
- string amongst all his crooked legs. The wind would come in little puffs,
- and swing him a little way toward the doctor's head, and then toward the
- pock-marked man's head, back and forth and back and forth, between them
- two as they spoke. It looked to me like he was listening to what they said
- and waiting fur something.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Murder,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;is murder&mdash;illegal killing&mdash;and you
- can't make anything else out of it, or talk anything else into it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It come to me all to oncet that that ugly spider was swinging back and
- forth like the pendulum on a clock, and marking time. I wondered how much
- time they was left in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be none the less a murder,&rdquo; said the pock-marked man, &ldquo;if you
- were to be hanged after a trial in some county court. Society had been
- obliged to deny the privilege of committing murder to the individual and
- reserve it for the community. If our communal sense says you should die,
- the thing is neither better nor worse than if a sheriff hanged you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not to be hanged by a sheriff,&rdquo; says the doctor, very cool and
- steady, &ldquo;because I have committed no crime. I am not to be killed by you
- because you dare not, in spite of all you say, outrage the law to that
- extent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And they looked each other in the eyes so long and hard that every one
- else in the schoolhouse held their breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Dare</i> not?&rdquo; says the pock-marked man. And he reached forward slow
- and took that spider in his hand, and crushed it there, and wiped his hand
- along his pants leg. &ldquo;Dare not? <i>Yes, but we dare</i>. The only question
- for us men here is whether we dare to let you go free.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your defence of lynching,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, &ldquo;shows that you, at least,
- are a man who can think. Tell me what I am accused of?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then the trial begun in earnest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0020" id="link2HCH0020"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XX
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he doctor acted as
- his own lawyer, and the pock-marked man, whose name was Grimes, as the
- lawyer agin us. You could see that crowd had made up its mind before-hand,
- and was only giving us what they called a trial to satisfy their own
- conscience. But the fight was betwixt Grimes and Doctor Kirby the hull way
- through.
- </p>
- <p>
- One witness was a feller that had been in the hotel at Cottonville the
- night we struck that place. We had drunk some of his licker.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This man admitted himself that he was here to turn the niggers white,&rdquo;
- said the witness.
- </p>
- <p>
- Doctor Kirby had told 'em what kind of medicine he was selling. We both
- remembered it. We both had to admit it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next witness was the feller that run the tavern at Bairdstown. He had
- with him, fur proof, a bottle of the stuff we had brought with us. He told
- how we had went away and left it there that very morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- Another witness told of seeing the doctor talking in the road to that
- there nigger bishop. Which any one could of seen it easy enough, fur they
- wasn't nothing secret about it. We had met him by accident. But you could
- see it made agin us.
- </p>
- <p>
- Another witness says he lives not fur from that Big Bethel church. He says
- he has noticed the niggers was worked up about something fur several days.
- They are keeping the cause of it secret. He went over to Big Bethel church
- the night before, he said, and he listened outside one of the windows to
- find out what kind of doctrine that crazy bishop was preaching to them.
- They was all so worked up, and the power was with 'em so strong, and they
- was so excited they wouldn't of hearn an army marching by. He had hearn
- the bishop deliver a message to his flock from the Messiah. He had seen
- him go wild, afterward, and preach an equality sermon. That was the lying
- message the old bishop had took to 'em, and that Sam had told us about.
- But how was this feller to know it was a lie? He believed in it, and he
- told it in a straight-ahead way that would make any one see he was telling
- the truth as he thought it to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they was six other witnesses. All had been in the gang that lynched
- the nigger that day. That nigger had confessed his crime before he was
- lynched. He had told how the niggers had been expecting of a Messiah fur
- several days, and how the doctor was him. He had died a-preaching and
- a-prophesying and thinking to the last minute maybe he was going to get
- took up in a chariot of fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Things kept looking worse and worse fur us. They had the story as the
- niggers thought it to be. They thought the doctor had deliberately
- represented himself as such, instead of which the doctor had refused to be
- represented as that there Messiah. More than that, he had never sold a
- bottle of that medicine. He had flung the idea of selling it way behind
- him jest as soon as he seen what the situation really was in the black
- counties. He had even despised himself fur going into it. But the looks of
- things was all the other way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the doctor give his own testimony.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;it is true that I came down here to try out that
- stuff in the bottle there, and see if a market could be worked up for it.
- It is also true that, after I came here and discovered what conditions
- were, I decided not to sell the stuff. I didn't sell any. About this
- Messiah business I know very little more than you do. The situation was
- created, and I blundered into it. I sent the negroes word that I was not
- the person they expected. The bishop lied to them. That is my whole
- story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But they didn't believe him. Fur it was jest what he would of said if he
- had been guilty, as they thought him. And then Grimes gets up and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen, I demand for this prisoner the penalty of death.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has lent himself to a situation calculated to disturb in this county
- the peaceful domination of the black race by the white.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is a Northern man. But that is not against him. If this were a case
- where leniency were possible, it should count for him, as indicating an
- ignorance of the gravity of conditions which confront us here, every day
- and all the time. If he were my own brother, I would still demand his
- death.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lest he should think my attitude dictated by any lingering sectional
- prejudice, I may tell him what you all know&mdash;you people among whom I
- have lived for thirty years&mdash;that I am a Northern man myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The negro who was lynched to-day might never have committed the crime he
- did had not the wild, disturbing dream of equality been stirring in his
- brain. Every speech, every look, every action which encourages that idea
- is a crime. In this county, where the blacks outnumber us, we must either
- rule as masters or be submerged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This man is still believed by the negroes to possess some miraculous
- power. He is therefore doubly dangerous. As a sharp warning to them he
- must die. His death will do more toward ending the trouble he has prepared
- than the death of a dozen negroes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And as God is my witness, I speak and act not through passion, but from
- the dictates of conscience.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He meant it, Grimes did. And when he set down they was a hush. And then
- Will, the chairman, begun to call the roll.
- </p>
- <p>
- I never been much of a person to have bad dreams or nightmares or things
- like that. But ever since that night in that schoolhouse, if I do have a
- nightmare, it takes the shape of that roll being called. Every word was
- like a spade grating and gritting in damp gravel when a grave is dug. It
- sounded so to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Samuel Palmour, how do you vote?&rdquo; that chairman would say.
- </p>
- <p>
- Samuel Palmour, or whoever it was, would hist himself to his feet, and he
- would say something like this:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Death.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He wouldn't say it joyous. He wouldn't say it mad. He would be pale when
- he said it, mebby&mdash;and mebby trembling. But he would say it like it
- was a duty he had to do, that couldn't be got out of. That there trial had
- lasted so long they wasn't hot blood left in nobody jest then&mdash;only
- cold blood, and determination and duty and principle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Buck Hightower,&rdquo; says the chairman, &ldquo;how do you vote?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Death,&rdquo; says Buck; &ldquo;death for the man. But say, can't we jest <i>lick</i>
- the kid and turn him loose?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so it went, up one side the room and down the other. Grimes had showed
- 'em all their duty. Not but what they had intended to do it before Grimes
- spoke. But he had put it in such a way they seen it was something with
- even <i>more</i> principle to it than they had thought it was before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Billy Harden,&rdquo; says the chairman, &ldquo;how do you vote?&rdquo; Billy was the last
- of the bunch. And most had voted fur death. Billy, he opened his mouth and
- he squared himself away to orate some. But jest as he done so, the door
- opened and Old Daddy Withers stepped in. He had been gone so long I had
- plumb forgot him. Right behind him was a tall, spare feller, with black
- eyes and straight iron-gray hair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I vote,&rdquo; says Billy Harden, beginning of his speech, &ldquo;I vote for death.
- The reason upon which I base&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Doctor Kirby riz up and interrupted him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are going to kill me,&rdquo; he said. He was pale but he was quiet, and he
- spoke as calm and steady as he ever done in his life. &ldquo;You are going to
- kill me like the crowd of sneaking cowards that you are. And you <i>are</i>
- such cowards that you've talked two hours about it, instead of doing it.
- And I'll tell you why you've talked so much: because no <i>one</i> of you
- alone would dare to do it, and every man of you in the end wants to go
- away thinking that the other fellow had the biggest share in it. And no <i>one</i>
- of you will fire the gun or pull the rope&mdash;you'll do it <i>all
- together</i>, in a crowd, because each one will want to tell himself he
- only touched the rope, or that <i>his gun</i> missed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know you, by God!&rdquo; he shouted, flushing up into a passion&mdash;and it
- brought blood into their faces, too&mdash;&ldquo;I know you right down to your
- roots, better than you know yourselves.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was losing hold of himself, and roaring like a bull and flinging out
- taunts that made 'em squirm. If he wanted the thing over quick, he was
- taking jest the way to warm 'em up to it. But I don't think he was
- figgering on anything then, or had any plan up his sleeve. He had made up
- his mind he was going to die, and he was so mad because he couldn't get in
- one good lick first that he was nigh crazy. I looked to see him lose all
- sense in a minute, and rush amongst them guns and end it in a whirl.
- </p>
- <p>
- But jest as I figgered he was on his tiptoes fur that, and was getting up
- my own sand, he throwed a look my way. And something sobered him. He stood
- there digging his finger nails into the palms of his hands fur a minute,
- to get himself back. And when he spoke he was sort of husky.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That boy there,&rdquo; he says. And then he stops and kind of chokes up. And in
- a minute he was begging fur me. He tells 'em I wasn't mixed up in nothing.
- He wouldn't of done it fur himself, but he begged fur me. Nobody had paid
- much attention to me from the first, except Buck Hightower had put in a
- good word fur me. But somehow the doctor had got the crowd listening to
- him agin, and they all looked at me. It got next to me. I seen by the way
- they was looking, and I felt it in the air, that they was going to let me
- off.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Doctor Kirby, he had always been my friend. It made me sore fur to see
- him thinking I wasn't with him. So I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You better can that line of talk. They don't get you without they get me,
- too. You orter know I ain't a quitter. You give me a pain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And the doctor and me stood and looked at each other fur a minute. He
- grinned at me, and all of a sudden we was neither one of us much giving a
- whoop, fur it had come to us both at oncet what awful good friends we was
- with each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- But jest then they come a slow, easy-going sort of a voice from the back
- part of the room. That feller that had come in along with Old Daddy
- Withers come sauntering down the middle aisle, fumbling in his coat
- pocket, and speaking as he come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've been hearing a great deal of talk about killing people in the last
- few minutes,&rdquo; he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- Everybody rubbered at him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0021" id="link2HCH0021"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXI
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>here was something
- sort of careless in his voice, like he had jest dropped in to see a show,
- and it had come to him sudden that he would enjoy himself fur a minute or
- two taking part in it. But he wasn't going to get <i>too</i> worked up
- about it, either, fur the show might end by making him tired, after all.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he come down the aisle fumbling in his coat, he stopped and begun to
- slap all his pockets. Then his face cleared, and he dived into a vest
- pocket. Everybody looked like they thought he was going to pull something
- important out of it. But he didn't. All he pulled out was jest one of
- these here little ordinary red books of cigarette papers. Then he dived
- fur some loose tobacco, and begun to roll one. I noticed his fingers was
- long and white and slim and quick. But not excited fingers; only the kind
- that seems to say as much as talking says.
- </p>
- <p>
- He licked his cigarette, and then he sauntered ahead, looking up. As he
- looked up the light fell full on his face fur the first time. He had high
- cheek bones and iron-gray hair which he wore rather long, and very black
- eyes. As he lifted his head and looked close at Doctor Kirby, a change
- went over both their faces. Doctor Kirby's mouth opened like he was going
- to speak. So did the other feller's. One side of his mouth twitched into
- something that was too surprised to be a grin, and one of his black
- eyebrows lifted itself up at the same time. But neither him nor Doctor
- Kirby spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- He stuck his cigarette into his mouth and turned sideways from Doctor
- Kirby, like he hadn't noticed him pertic'ler. And he turns to the
- chairman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will,&rdquo; he says. And everybody listens. You could see they all knowed him,
- and that they all respected him too, by the way they was waiting to hear
- what he would say to Will. But they was all impatient and eager, too, and
- they wouldn't wait very long, although now they was hushing each other and
- leaning forward.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will,&rdquo; he says, very polite and quiet, &ldquo;can I trouble you for a match?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And everybody let go their breath. Some with a snort, like they knowed
- they was being trifled with, and it made 'em sore. His eyebrows goes up
- agin, like it was awful impolite in folks to snort that-away, and he is
- surprised to hear it. And Will, he digs fur a match and finds her and
- passes her over. He lights his cigarette, and he draws a good inhale, and
- he blows the smoke out like it done him a heap of good. He sees something
- so interesting in that little cloud of smoke that everybody else looks at
- it, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do I understand,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;that some one is going to lynch some one, or
- something of that sort?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's about the size of it, colonel,&rdquo; says Will.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Um!&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;What for?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then everybody starts to talk all at once, half of them jumping to their
- feet, and making a perfect hullabaloo of explanations you couldn't get no
- sense out of. In the midst of which the colonel takes a chair and sets
- down and crosses one leg over the other, swinging the loose foot and
- smiling very patient. Which Will remembers he is chairman of that meeting
- and pounds fur order.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you, Will,&rdquo; says the colonel, like getting order was a personal
- favour to him. Then Billy Harden gets the floor, and squares away fur a
- longwinded speech telling why. But Buck Hightower jumps up impatient and
- says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We've been through all that, Billy. That man there has been tried and
- found guilty, colonel, and there's only one thing to do&mdash;string him
- up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Buck, <i>I</i> wouldn't,&rdquo; says the colonel, very mild.
- </p>
- <p>
- But that there man Grimes gets up very sober and steady and says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel, you don't understand.&rdquo; And he tells him the hull thing as he
- believed it to be&mdash;why they has voted the doctor must die, the room
- warming up agin as he talks, and the colonel listening very interested.
- But you could see by the looks of him that colonel wouldn't never be
- interested so much in anything but himself, and his own way of doing
- things. In a way he was like a feller that enjoys having one part of
- himself stand aside and watch the play-actor game another part of himself
- is acting out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Grimes,&rdquo; he says, when the pock-marked man finishes, &ldquo;I wouldn't. I
- really wouldn't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel,&rdquo; says Grimes, showing his knowledge that they are all standing
- solid behind him, &ldquo;<i>we will!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; says the colonel, his eyebrows going up, and his face lighting up
- like he is really beginning to enjoy himself and is glad he come,
- &ldquo;indeed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says Grimes, &ldquo;<i>we will!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But not,&rdquo; says the colonel, &ldquo;before we have talked the thing over a bit,
- I hope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's been too much talk here now,&rdquo; yells Buck Hightower, &ldquo;talk, talk,
- till, by God, I'm sick of it! Where's that <i>rope</i>?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, listen to him&mdash;listen to the colonel!&rdquo; some one else sings out.
- And then they was another hullabaloo, some yelling &ldquo;no!&rdquo; And the colonel,
- very patient, rolls himself another smoke and lights it from the butt of
- the first one. But finally they quiets down enough so Will can put it to a
- vote. Which vote goes fur the colonel to speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; he begins very quiet, &ldquo;I wouldn't lynch this man. In the first
- place it will look bad in the newspapers, and&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The newspapers be d&mdash;-d!&rdquo; says some one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And in the second place,&rdquo; goes on the colonel, &ldquo;it would be against the
- law, and&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The law be d&mdash;&mdash;d!&rdquo; says Buck Hightower.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's a higher law!&rdquo; says Grimes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Against the law,&rdquo; says the colonel, rising up and throwing away his
- cigarette, and getting interested.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know how you feel about all this negro business. And I feel the same
- way. We all know that we must be the negros' masters. Grimes there found
- that out when he came South, and the idea pleased him so he hasn't been
- able to talk about anything else since. Grimes has turned into what the
- Northern newspapers think a typical Southerner is.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys, this thing of lynching gets to be a habit. There's been a negro
- lynched to-day. He's the third in this county in five years. They all
- needed killing. If the thing stopped there I wouldn't care so much. But
- the habit of illegal killing grows when it gets started.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's grown on you. You're fixing to lynch your first white man now. If
- you do, you'll lynch another easier. You'll lynch one for murder and the
- next for stealing hogs and the next because he's unpopular and the next
- because he happens to dun you for a debt. And in five years life will be
- as cheap in Watson County as it is in a New York slum where they feed
- immigrants to the factories. You'll all be toting guns and grudges and
- trying to lynch each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The place to stop the thing is where it starts. You can't have it both
- ways&mdash;you've got to stand pat on the law, or else see the law spit on
- right and left, in the end, and <i>nobody</i> safe. It's either law or&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; says Grimes, &ldquo;there's a higher law than that on the statute books.
- There's&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's a lot of flub-dub,&rdquo; says the colonel, &ldquo;about higher laws and
- unwritten laws. But we've got high enough law written if we live up to it.
- There's&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Tom Buckner,&rdquo; says Buck Hightower, &ldquo;what kind of law was it when
- you shot Ed Howard fifteen years ago? What&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're out of order,&rdquo; says the chairman, &ldquo;Colonel Buckner has the floor.
- And I'll remind you, Buck Hightower, that, on the occasion you drag in,
- Colonel Buckner didn't do any talking about higher laws or unwritten laws.
- He sent word to the sheriff to come and get him if he dared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; says the colonel, &ldquo;I'm preaching you higher doctrine than I've
- lived by, and I've made no claim to be better or more moral than any of
- you. I'm not. I'm in the same boat with all of you, and I tell you it's up
- to <i>all</i> of us to stop lynchings in this county&mdash;to set our
- faces against it. I tell you&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that all you've got to say to us, colonel?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The question come out of a group that had drawed nearer together whilst
- the colonel was talking. They was tired of listening to talk and
- arguments, and showed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The colonel stopped speaking short when they flung that question at him.
- His face changed. He turned serious all over. And he let loose jest one
- word:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>No</i>!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Not very loud, but with a ring in it that sounded like danger. And he got
- 'em waiting agin, and hanging on his words.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No!&rdquo; he repeats, louder, &ldquo;not all. I have this to say to you&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he paused agin, pointing one long white finger at the crowd&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>If you lynch this man you must kill me first!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I couldn't get away from thinking, as he stood there making them take that
- in, that they was something like a play-actor about him. But he was in
- earnest, and he would play it to the end, fur he liked the feelings it
- made circulate through his frame. And they saw he was in earnest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You'll lynch him, will you?&rdquo; he says, a kind of passion getting into his
- voice fur the first time, and his eyes glittering. &ldquo;You think you will?
- Well, you <i>won't</i>!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You won't because <i>I</i> say <i>not</i>. Do you hear? I came here
- to-night to save him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You might string <i>him</i> up and not be called to account for it. But
- how about <i>me</i>?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He took a step forward, and, looking from face to face with a dare in his
- eyes, he went on:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is there a man among you fool enough to think you could kill Tom Buckner
- and not pay for it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He let 'em all think of that for jest another minute before he spoke agin.
- His face was as white as a piece of paper, and his nostrils was working,
- but everything else about him was quiet. He looked the master of them all
- as he stood there, Colonel Tom Buckner did&mdash;straight and splendid and
- keen. And they felt the danger in him, and they felt jest how fur he would
- go, now he was started.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You didn't want to listen to me a bit ago,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Now you must.
- Listen and choose. You can't kill that man unless you kill me too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Try it, if you think you can!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He reached over and took from the teacher's desk the sheet of paper Will
- had used to check off the name of each man and how he voted. He held it up
- in front of him and every man looked at it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know me,&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;You know I do not break my word. And I promise
- you that unless you do kill me here tonight&mdash;yes, as God is my
- witness, I <i>threaten</i> you&mdash;I will spend every dollar I own and
- every atom of influence I possess to bring each one of you to justice for
- that man's murder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They knowed, that crowd did, that killing a man like Colonel Buckner&mdash;a
- leader and a big man in that part of the state&mdash;was a different
- proposition from killing a stranger like Doctor Kirby. The sense of what
- it would mean to kill Colonel Buckner was sinking into 'em, and showing on
- their faces. And no one could look at him standing there, with his
- determination blazing out of him, and not understand that unless they did
- kill him as well as Doctor Kirby he'd do jest what he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I told you,&rdquo; he said, not raising his voice, but dropping it, and making
- it somehow come creeping nearer to every one by doing that, &ldquo;I told you
- the first white man you lynched would lead to other lynchings. Let me show
- you what you're up against to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Kill the man and the boy here, and you must kill me. Kill me, and you
- must kill Old Man Withers, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Every one turned toward the door as he mentioned Old Man Withers. He had
- never been very far into the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, he's gone,&rdquo; said Colonel Tom, as they turned toward the door, and
- then looked at each other. &ldquo;Gone home. Gone home with the name of every
- man present. Don't you see you'd have to kill Old Man Withers too, if you
- killed me? And then, <i>his wife</i>! And then&mdash;how many more?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you see it widen&mdash;that pool of blood? Do you see it spread and
- spread?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked down at the floor, like he really seen it there. He had 'em
- going now. They showed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you shed one drop,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;you must shed more. Can't you see it&mdash;widening
- and deepening, widening and deepening, till you're wading knee deep in it&mdash;till
- it climbs to your waists&mdash;till it climbs to your throats and chokes
- you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a horrible idea, the way he played that there pool of blood and he
- shuddered like he felt it climbing up himself. And they felt it. A few men
- can't kill a hull, dern county and get away with it. The way he put it
- that's what they was up against.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;what man among you wants to start it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Nobody moved. He waited a minute. Still nobody moved. They all looked at
- him. It was awful plain jest where they would have to begin. It was awful
- plain jest what it would all end up in. And I guess when they looked at
- him standing there, so fine and straight and splendid, it jest seemed
- plumb unpossible to make a move. There was a spirit in him that couldn't
- be killed. Doctor Kirby said afterward that was what come of being real
- &ldquo;quality,&rdquo; which was what Colonel Tom was&mdash;it was that in him that
- licked 'em. It was the best part of their own selves, and the best part of
- their own country, speaking out of him to them, that done it. Mebby so.
- Anyhow, after a minute more of that strain, a feller by the door picks up
- his gun out of the corner with a scrape, and hists it to his shoulder and
- walks out. And then Colonel Tom says to Will, with his eyebrow going up,
- and that one-sided grin coming onto his face agin:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Will, perhaps a motion to adjourn would be in order?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0022" id="link2HCH0022"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>o many different
- kinds of feeling had been chasing around inside of me that I had numb
- spots in my emotional ornaments and intellectual organs. The room cleared
- out of everybody but Doctor Kirby and Colonel Tom and me. But the sound of
- the crowd going into the road, and their footsteps dying away, and then
- after that their voices quitting, all made but very little sense to me. I
- could scarcely realize that the danger was over.
- </p>
- <p>
- I hadn't been paying much attention to Doctor Kirby while the colonel was
- making that grandstand play of his'n, and getting away with it. Doctor
- Kirby was setting in his chair with his head sort of sunk on his chest. I
- guess he was having a hard time himself to realize that all the danger was
- past. But mebby it wasn't that&mdash;he looked like he might really of
- forgot where he was fur a minute, and might be thinking of something that
- had happened a long time ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- The colonel was leaning up agin the teacher's desk, smoking and looking at
- Doctor Kirby. Doctor Kirby turns around toward the colonel.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have saved my life,&rdquo; he says, getting up out of his chair, like he
- had a notion to step over and thank him fur it, but was somehow not quite
- sure how that would be took.
- </p>
- <p>
- The colonel looks at him silent fur a second, and then he says, without
- smiling:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you flatter yourself it was because I think it worth anything?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor don't answer, and then the colonel says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Has it occurred to you that I may have saved it because I want it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Want</i> it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you know of any one who has a better right to <i>take</i> it than I
- have? Perhaps I saved it because it <i>belongs</i> to me&mdash;do you
- suppose I want any one else to kill what I have the best right to kill?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby, really puzzled, to judge from his actions, &ldquo;I
- don't understand what makes you say you have the right to take my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dave, where is my sister buried?&rdquo; asts Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Buried?&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby. &ldquo;My God, Tom, is she <i>dead</i>?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask you,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I ask you,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby.
- </p>
- <p>
- And they looked at each other, both wonderized, and trying to understand.
- And it busted on me all at oncet who them two men really was.
- </p>
- <p>
- I orter knowed it sooner. When the colonel was first called Colonel Tom
- Buckner it struck me I knowed the name, and knowed something about it. But
- things which was my own consarns was attracting my attention so hard I
- couldn't remember what it was I orter know about that name. Then I seen
- him and Doctor Kirby knowed each other when they got that first square
- look. That orter of put me on the track, that and a lot of other things
- that had happened before. But I didn't piece things together like I orter
- done.
- </p>
- <p>
- It wasn't until Colonel Tom Buckner called him &ldquo;Dave&rdquo; and ast him about
- his sister that I seen who Doctor Kirby must really be.
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>He was that there david armstrong!</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- And the brother of the girl he had run off with had jest saved his life.
- By the way he was talking, he had saved it simply because he thought he
- had the first call on what to do with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is she?&rdquo; asts Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask you,&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby&mdash;or David Armstrong&mdash;agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I thinks to myself, here is where Daniel puts one acrost the plate.
- And I breaks in:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You both got another guess coming,&rdquo; I says. &ldquo;She ain't buried anywheres.
- She ain't even dead. She's living in a little town in Indiany called
- Athens&mdash;or she was about eighteen months ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They both looks at me like they thinks I am crazy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you know about it?&rdquo; says Doctor Kirby.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Are you David Armstrong?&rdquo; says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;you spent four or five days within a stone's throw of her
- a year ago last summer, and she knowed it was you and hid herself away
- from you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then I tells them about how I first happened to hear of David Armstrong,
- and all I had hearn from Martha. And how I had stayed at the Davises in
- Tennessee and got some more of the same story from George, the old nigger
- there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Danny,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;why didn't you tell me all this?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was jest going to say that not knowing he was that there David Armstrong
- I didn't think it any of his business, when Colonel Tom, he says to Doctor
- Kirby&mdash;I mean to David Armstrong:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should you be concerned as to her whereabouts? You ruined her life
- and then deserted her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Doctor Kirby&mdash;I mean David Armstrong&mdash;stands there with the
- blood going up his face into his forehead slow and red.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;you and I seem to be working at cross purposes. Maybe it
- would help some if you would tell me just how badly you think I treated
- Lucy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You ruined her life, and then deserted her,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom agin,
- looking at him hard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I <i>didn't</i> desert her,&rdquo; said Doctor Kirby. &ldquo;She got disgusted and
- left <i>me</i>. Left me without a chance to explain myself. As far as
- ruining her life is concerned, I suppose that when I married her&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Married her!&rdquo; cries out the colonel. And David Armstrong stares at him
- with his mouth open.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My God! Tom,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;did you think&mdash;?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And they both come to another standstill. And then they talked some more
- and only got more mixed up than ever. Fur the doctor thinks she has left
- him, and Colonel Tom thinks he has left her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;suppose you let me tell my story, and you'll see
- why Lucy left me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Him and Colonel Tom had been chums together when they went through
- Princeton, it seems&mdash;I picked that up from the talk and some of his
- story I learned afterward. He had come from Ohio in the beginning, and his
- dad had had considerable money. Which he had enjoyed spending of it, and
- when he was a young feller never liked to work at nothing else. It suited
- him. Colonel Tom, he was considerable like him in that way. So they was
- good pals when they was to that school together. They both quit about the
- same time. A couple of years after that, when they was both about
- twenty-five or six years old, they run acrost each other accidental in New
- York one autumn.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doctor, he was there figgering on going to work at something or other,
- but they was so many things to do he was finding it hard to make a choice.
- His father was dead by that time, and looking fur a job in New York, the
- way he had been doing it, was awful expensive, and he was running short of
- money. His father had let him spend so much whilst he was alive he was
- very disappointed to find out he couldn't keep on forever looking fur work
- that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- So Colonel Tom says why not come down home into Tennessee with him fur a
- while, and they will both try and figger out what he orter go to work at.
- It was the fall of the year, and they was purty good hunting around there
- where Colonel Tom lived, and Dave hadn't never been South any, and so he
- goes. He figgers he better take a good, long vacation, anyhow. Fur if he
- goes to work that winter or the next spring, and ties up with some job
- that keeps him in an office, there may be months and months pass by before
- he has another chance at a vacation. That is the worst part of a job&mdash;I
- found that out myself&mdash;you never can tell when you are going to get
- shut of it, once you are fool enough to start in.
- </p>
- <p>
- In Tennessee he had met Miss Lucy. Which her wedding to Prent McMakin was
- billed fur to come off about the first of November, jest a month away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know whether I ever told you or not,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;but I was
- engaged to be married myself, Tom, when I went down to your place. That
- was what started all the trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know engagements are like vaccination&mdash;sometimes they take, and
- sometimes they don't. Of course, I had thought at one time I was in love
- with this girl I was engaged to. When I found out I wasn't, I should have
- told her so right away. But I didn't. I thought that she would get tired
- of me after a while and turn me loose. I gave her plenty of chances to
- turn me loose. I wanted her to break the engagement instead of me. But she
- wouldn't take the hints. She hung on like an Ohio Grand Army veteran to a
- country post-office. About half the time I didn't read her letters, and
- about nineteen twentieths of the time I didn't answer them. They say hell
- hath no fury like a woman scorned. But it isn't so&mdash;it makes them all
- the fonder of you. I got into the habit of thinking that while Emma might
- be engaged to me, I wasn't engaged to Emma. Not but what Emma was a nice
- girl, you know, but&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I met Lucy. We fell in love with each other. It just happened. I
- kept intending to write to the other girl and tell her plainly that
- everything was off. But I kept postponing it. It seemed like a deuce of a
- hard job to tackle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, finally, I did write her. That was the very day Lucy promised to
- throw Prent McMakin over and marry me. You know how determined all your
- people were that Lucy should marry McMakin, Tom. They had brought her up
- with the idea that she was going to, and, of course, she was bored with
- him for that reason.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We decided the best plan would be to slip away quietly and get married.
- We knew it would raise a row. But there was bound to be a row anyhow when
- they found she intended to marry me instead of McMakin. So we figured we
- might just as well be away from there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We left your place early on the morning of October 31, 1888&mdash;do you
- remember the date, Tom? We took the train for Clarksville, Tennessee, and
- got there about two o'clock that afternoon. I suppose you have been in
- that interesting centre of the tobacco industry. If you have you may
- remember that the courthouse of Montgomery County is right across the
- street from the best hotel. I got a license and a preacher without any
- trouble, and we were married in the hotel parlour that afternoon. One of
- the hotel clerks and the county clerk himself were the witnesses.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We went to Cincinnati and from there to Chicago. There we got rooms out
- on the South Side&mdash;Hyde Park, they called it. And I got me a job. I
- had some money left, but not enough to buy kohinoors and race-horses with.
- Beside, I really wanted to get to work&mdash;wanted it for the first time
- in my life. You remember young Clayton in our class? He and some other
- enterprising citizens had a building and loan association. Such things are
- no doubt immoral, but I went to work for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We had been in Chicago a week when Lucy wrote home what she had done, and
- begged forgiveness for being so abrupt about it. At least, I suppose that
- is what she wrote. It was&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I remember exactly what she wrote,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never knew exactly,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;The same mail that brought word
- from you that your grandfather had had some sort of a stroke, as a
- consequence of our elopement, brought also two letters from Emma. They had
- been forwarded from New York to Tennessee, and you had forwarded them to
- Chicago.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Those letters began the trouble. You see, I hadn't told Emma when I wrote
- breaking off the engagement that I was going to get married the next day.
- And Emma hadn't received my letter, or else had made up her mind to ignore
- it. Anyhow, those letters were regular love-letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hadn't really read one of Emma's letters for months. But somehow I
- couldn't help reading these. I had forgotten what a gift for the
- expression of sentiment Emma had. She fairly revelled in it, Tom. Those
- letters were simply writhing with clinging female adjectives. They <i>squirmed</i>
- with affection.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may remember that Lucy was a rather jealous sort of a person. Right
- in the midst of her alarm and grief and self-reproach over her
- grandfather, and in the midst of my efforts to comfort her, she spied the
- feminine handwriting on those two letters. I had glanced through them
- hurriedly, and laid them on the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom, I was in bad. The dates on them, you know, were so <i>recent</i>. I
- didn't want Lucy to read them. But I didn't dare to <i>act</i> as if I
- didn't want her to. So I handed them over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose&mdash;to a bride who had only been married a little more than a
- week&mdash;and who had hurt her grandfather nearly to death in the
- marrying, those letters must have sounded rather odd. I tried to explain.
- But all my explanations only seemed to make the case worse for me. Lucy
- was furiously jealous. We really had a devil of a row before we were
- through with it. I tried to tell her that I loved no one but her. She
- pointed out that I must have said much the same sort of thing to Emma. She
- said she was almost as sorry for Emma as she was for herself. When Lucy
- got through with me, Tom, I looked like thirty cents and felt like
- twenty-five of that was plugged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I didn't have sense enough to know that it was most of it grief over her
- grandfather, and nerves and hysteria, and the fact that she was only
- eighteen years old and lonely, and that being a bride had a certain amount
- to do with it. She had told me that I was a beast, and made me feel like
- one; and I took the whole thing hard and believed her. I made a fine,
- five-act tragedy out of a jealous fit I might have softened into comedy if
- I had had the wit.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wasn't so very old myself, and I hadn't ever been married before. I
- should have kept my mouth shut until it was all over, and then when she
- began to cry I should have coaxed her up and made her feel like I was the
- only solid thing to hang on to in the whole world.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the bottom had dropped out of the universe for me. She had said she
- hated me. I was fool enough to believe her. I went downtown and began to
- drink. I come home late that night. The poor girl had been waiting up for
- me&mdash;waiting for hours, and becoming more and more frightened when I
- didn't show up. She was over her jealous fit, I suppose. If I had come
- home in good shape, or in anything like it, we would have made up then and
- there. But my condition stopped all that. I wasn't so drunk but that I saw
- her face change when she let me in. She was disgusted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the morning I was sick and feverish. I was more than disgusted with
- myself. I was in despair. If she had hated me before&mdash;and she had
- said she did&mdash;what must she do now? It seemed to me that I had sunk
- so far beneath her that it would take years to get back. It didn't seem
- worth while making any plea for myself. You see, I was young and had
- serious streaks all through me. So when she told me that she had written
- home again, and was going back&mdash;was going to leave me, I didn't see
- that it was only a bluff. I didn't see that she was really only waiting to
- forgive me, if I gave her a chance. I started downtown to the building and
- loan office, wondering when she would leave, and if there was anything I
- could do to make her change her mind. I must repeat again that I was a
- fool&mdash;that I needed only to speak one word, had I but known it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I had gone straight to work, everything might have come around all
- right even then. But I didn't. I had that what's-the-use feeling. And I
- stopped in at the Palmer House bar to get something to sort of pull me
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;While I was there, who should come up to the bar and order a drink but
- Prent McMakin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes!&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, as near excited as he ever got.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says Armstrong, &ldquo;nobody else. We saw each other in the mirror
- behind the bar. I don't know whether you ever noticed it or not, Tom, but
- McMakin's eyes had a way of looking almost like cross-eyes when he was
- startled or excited. They were a good deal too near together at any time.
- He gave me such a look when our eyes met in the mirror that, for an
- instant, I thought that he intended to do me some mischief&mdash;shoot me,
- you know, for taking his bride-to-be away from him, or some fool thing
- like that. But as we turned toward each other I saw he had no intention of
- that sort.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hadn't he?&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, mighty interested.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says the doctor, looking at Colonel Tom very puzzled, &ldquo;did you think
- he had?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I did,&rdquo; says the colonel, right thoughtful.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On the contrary,&rdquo; says Armstrong, &ldquo;we had a drink together. And he
- congratulated me. Made me quite a little speech, in fact; one of the
- flowery kind, you know, Tom, and said that he bore me no rancour, and all
- that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The deuce he did!&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, very low, like he was talking to
- himself. &ldquo;And then what?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;then&mdash;let me see&mdash;it's all a long time
- ago, you know, and McMakin's part in the whole thing isn't really
- important.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm not so sure it isn't important,&rdquo; says the colonel, &ldquo;but go on.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; says Armstrong, &ldquo;we had another drink together. In fact, a lot of
- them. We got awfully friendly. And like a fool I told him of my quarrel
- with Lucy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Like</i> a fool,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, nodding his head. &ldquo;Go on.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There isn't much more to tell,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;except that I made a
- worse idiot of myself yet, and left McMakin about two o'clock in the
- afternoon, as near as I can recollect. Somewhere about ten o'clock that
- night I went home. Lucy was gone. I haven't seen her since.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dave,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;did McMakin happen to mention to you, that day,
- just why he was in Chicago?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose so,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;I don't know. Maybe not. That was twenty
- years ago. Why?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, very grim and quiet, &ldquo;because your first
- thought as to his intention when he met you in the bar was <i>my</i> idea
- also. I thought he went to Chicago to settle with you. You see, I got to
- Chicago that same afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The same day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes. We were to have come together. But I missed the train, and he got
- there a day ahead of me. He was waiting at the hotel for me to join him,
- and then we were going to look you up together. He found you first and I
- never did find you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I don't exactly understand,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;You say he had the
- idea of shooting me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't understand everything myself,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom. &ldquo;But I do
- understand that Prent McMakin must have played some sort of a two-faced
- game. He never said a word to me about having seen you.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen,&rdquo; he goes on. &ldquo;When you and Lucy ran away it nearly killed our
- grandfather. In fact, it finally did kill him. When we got Lucy's letter
- that told you were in Chicago I went up to bring her back home. We didn't
- know what we were going to do, McMakin and I, but we were both agreed that
- you needed killing. And he swore that he would marry Lucy anyhow, even&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Marry her!</i>&rdquo; sings out the doctor, &ldquo;but we <i>were</i> married.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dave,&rdquo; Colonel Tom says very slow and steady, &ldquo;you keep <i>saying</i> you
- were married. But it's strange&mdash;it's right <i>strange</i> about that
- marriage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And he looked at the doctor hard and close, like he would drag the truth
- out of him, and the doctor met his look free and open. You would of
- thought Colonel Tom was saying with his look: &ldquo;You <i>must</i> tell me the
- truth.&rdquo; And the doctor with his was answering: &ldquo;I <i>have</i> told you the
- truth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Tom,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;that letter she wrote you from Chicago must&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you know what Lucy wrote?&rdquo; interrupts Colonel Tom. &ldquo;I remember
- exactly. It was simply: '<i>Forgive me. I loved him so. I am happy. I know
- it is wrong, but I love him so you must forgive me</i>.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But couldn't you tell from <i>that</i> we were married?&rdquo; cries out the
- doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She didn't mention it,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She supposed that her own family had enough faith in her to take it for
- granted,&rdquo; says the doctor, very scornful, his face getting red.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But wait, Dave,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, quiet and cool. &ldquo;Don't bluster with
- me. There are still a lot of things to be explained. And that marriage is
- one of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To go back a bit. You say you got to the house somewhere around ten
- o'clock that evening and found Lucy gone. Do you remember the day of the
- month?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was November 14, 1888.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Exactly,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom. &ldquo;I got to Chicago at six o'clock of that very
- day. And I went at once to the address in Lucy's letter. I got there
- between seven and eight o'clock. She was gone. My thought was that you
- must have got wind of my coming and persuaded her to leave with you in
- order to avoid me&mdash;although I didn't see how you could know when I
- would get there, either, when I thought it over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you have never seen her since,&rdquo; says Armstrong, pondering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I <i>have</i> seen her since,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;and that is one thing
- that makes me say your story needs further explanation.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But where&mdash;when&mdash;did you see her?&rdquo; asts the doctor, mighty
- excited.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am coming to that. I went back home again. And in July of the next year
- I heard from her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heard from her?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By letter. She was in Galesburg, Illinois, if you know where that is. She
- was living there alone. And she was almost destitute. I wrote her to come
- home. She would not. But she had to live. I got rid of some of our
- property in Tennessee, and took enough cash up there with me to fix her,
- in a decent sort of way, for the rest of her life, and put it in the bank.
- I was with her there for ten days; then I went back home to get Aunt Lucy
- Davis to help me in another effort to persuade her to return. But when I
- got back North with Aunt Lucy she had gone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gone?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, and when we returned without her to Tennessee there was a letter
- telling us not to try to find her. We thought&mdash;I thought&mdash;that
- she might have taken up with you once again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, my God! Tom,&rdquo; the doctor busts out, &ldquo;you were with her ten days
- there in Galesburg! Didn't she tell you then&mdash;couldn't you tell from
- the way she acted&mdash;that she had married me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's the odd thing, Dave,&rdquo; says the colonel, very slow and thoughtful.
- &ldquo;That's what is so very strange about it all. I merely assumed by my
- attitude that you were not married, and she let me assume it without a
- protest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But did you ask her?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ask her? No. Can't you see that there was no reason why I should ask her?
- I was sure. And being sure of it, naturally I didn't talk about it to her.
- You can understand that I wouldn't, can't you? In fact, I never mentioned
- you to her. She never mentioned you to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must have mistaken her, Tom.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think it's possible, Dave,&rdquo; said the colonel. &ldquo;You can mistake
- words and explanations a good deal easier than you can mistake an
- atmosphere. No, Dave, I tell you that there's something odd about it&mdash;married
- or not, Lucy didn't <i>believe</i> herself married the last time I saw
- her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But she <i>must</i> have known,&rdquo; says the doctor, as much to himself as
- to the colonel. &ldquo;She <i>must</i> have known.&rdquo; Any one could of told by the
- way he said it that he wasn't lying. I could see that Colonel Tom believed
- in him, too. They was both sicking their intellects onto the job of
- figgering out how it was Lucy didn't know. Finally the doctor says very
- thoughtful:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whatever became of Prentiss McMakin, Tom?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dead,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;quite a while ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;H-m,&rdquo; says the doctor, still thinking hard. And then looks at Colonel Tom
- like they was an idea in his head. Which he don't speak her out. But
- Colonel Tom seems to understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he says, nodding his head. &ldquo;I think you are on the right track now.
- Yes&mdash;I shouldn't wonder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, they puts this and that together, and they agrees that whatever
- happened to make things hard to explain must of happened on that day that
- Prentiss McMakin met the doctor in the bar-room, and didn't shoot him, as
- he had made his brags he would. Must of happened between the time that
- afternoon when Prentiss McMakin left the doctor and the time Colonel Tom
- went out to see his sister and found she had went. Must of happened
- somehow through Prent McMakin.
- </p>
- <p>
- We goes home with Colonel Tom that night. And the next day all three of us
- is on our way to Athens, Indiany, where I had seen Miss Lucy at.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0023" id="link2HCH0023"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIII
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>ur my part, as the
- train kept getting further and further north, my feelings kept getting
- more and more mixed. It come to me that I might be steering straight fur a
- bunch of trouble. The feeling that sadness and melancholy and seriousness
- was laying ahead of me kept me from really enjoying them dollar-apiece
- meals on the train. It was Martha that done it. All this past and gone
- love story I had been hearing about reminded me of Martha. And I was
- steering straight toward her, and no way out of it. How did I know but
- what that there girl might be expecting fur to marry me, or something like
- that? Not but what I was awful in love with her whilst we was together.
- But it hadn't really set in on me very deep. I hadn't forgot about her
- right away. But purty soon I had got to forgetting her oftener than I
- remembered her. And now it wasn't no use talking&mdash;I jest wasn't in
- love with Martha no more, and didn't have no ambition to be. I had went
- around the country a good bit, and got intrusted in other things, and saw
- several other girls I liked purty well. Keeping steady in love with jest
- one girl is mighty hard if you are moving around a good bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- But I was considerable worried about Martha. She was an awful romanceful
- kind of girl. And even the most sensible kind is said to be fools about
- getting their hearts broke and pining away and dying over a feller. I
- would hate to think Martha had pined herself sick.
- </p>
- <p>
- I couldn't shut my eyes to the fact we was engaged to each other legal,
- all right. And if she wanted to act mean about it and take it to a court
- it would likely be binding on me. Then I says to myself is she is mean
- enough to do that I'll be derned if I don't go to jail before I marry her,
- and stay there.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then my conscience got to working inside of me agin. And a picture of
- her getting thin and not eating her vittles regular and waiting and
- waiting fur me to show up, and me never doing it, come to me. And I felt
- sorry fur poor Martha, and thought mebby I would marry her jest to keep
- her from dying. Fur you would feel purty tough if a girl was to get so
- stuck on you it killed her. Not that I ever seen that really happen,
- either; but first and last there has been considerable talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It wasn't but what I liked Martha well enough. It was the idea of getting
- married, and staying married, made me feel so anxious. Being married may
- work out all right fur some folks. But I knowed it never would work any
- with me. Or not fur long. Because why should I want to be tied down to one
- place, or have a steady job? That would be a mean way to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, with a person that was the doctor's age it would be different.
- He had done his running around and would be willing to settle down now, I
- guessed. That is, if he could get his differences with this here Buckner
- family patched up satisfactory. I wondered whether he would be able to or
- not. Him and Colonel Tom were talking constant on the train all the way
- up. From the little stretches of their talk I couldn't help hearing, I
- guessed each one was telling the other all that had happened to him in the
- time that had passed by. Colonel Tom what kind of a life he had lived, and
- how he had married and his wife had died and left him a widower without
- any kids. And the doctor&mdash;it was always hard fur me to get to calling
- him anything but Doctor Kirby&mdash;how he had happened to start out with
- a good chancet in life and turn into jest a travelling fakir.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I thinks to myself now that he has got to be that, mebby her and him
- won't suit so well now, even if they does get their differences patched
- up. Fur all the forgiving in the world ain't going to change things, or
- make them no different. But, so long as the doctor appeared to want to
- find her so derned bad, I was awful glad I had been the means of getting
- him and Miss Lucy together. He had done a lot fur me, first and last, the
- doctor had, and I felt like it helped pay him a little. Though if they was
- to settle down like married folks I would feel like a good old sport was
- spoiled in the doctor, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- We had to change cars at Indianapolis to get to that there little town. We
- was due to reach it about two o'clock in the afternoon. And the nearer we
- got to the place the nervouser and nervouser all three of us become. And
- not owning we was. The last hour before we hit the place, I took a drink
- of water every three minutes, I was so nervous. And when we come into the
- town I was already standing out onto the platform. I wouldn't of been
- surprised to find Martha and Miss Lucy down there to the station. But, of
- course, they wasn't. Fur some reason I felt glad they wasn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; I says to them two, as we got off the train, &ldquo;foller me and I will
- show you the house.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Everybody rubbers at strangers in a country town, and wonders why they
- have come, and what they is selling, and if they are mebby going to start
- a new grain elevator, or buy land, or what. The usual ones around the
- depot rubbered at us, and I hearn one geezer say to another:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;See that big feller there? He was through here a year or two ago selling
- patent medicine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0019" id="linkimage-0019"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0353.jpg" alt="0353 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0353.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't say so!&rdquo; says the other one, like it was something important,
- like a president or a circus had come, and his eyes a-bugging out. And the
- doctor hearn them, too. Fur some reason or other he flushed up and cut a
- look out of the corner of his eye at Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- We went right through the main street and out toward the edge of town, by
- the crick, where Miss Lucy's house was. And, if anything, all of us
- feeling nervouser yet. And saying nothing and not looking at each other.
- And Colonel Tom rolling cigarettes and fumbling fur matches and lighting
- them and slinging them away. Fur how does anybody know how women is going
- to take even the most ordinary little things?
- </p>
- <p>
- I knowed the way well enough, and where the house was, but as we went
- around the turn in the road I run acrost a surprised feeling. I come onto
- the place where our campfire had been them nights we was there. Looey had
- drug an old fence post onto the fire one night, and the post had only
- burned half up. The butt end of it, all charred and flaked, was still
- laying in the grass and weeds there. It hit me with a queer feeling&mdash;like
- it was only yesterday that fire had been lit there. And yet I knowed it
- had been a year and a half ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, it has always been my luck to run into things without the right kind
- of a lie fixed up ahead of time. They was three or four purty good stories
- I had been trying over in my head to tell Martha when I seen her. Any one
- of them stories might of done all right; but I hadn't decided <i>which</i>
- one to use. And, of course, I run plumb into Martha. She was standing by
- the gate, which was about twenty yards from the veranda. And all four lies
- popped into my head at oncet, and got so mixed up with one another there,
- I seen right off it was useless to try to tell anything that sounded
- straight. Besides, when you are in the fix I was in, what can you tell a
- girl anyhow?
- </p>
- <p>
- So I jest says to her:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hullo!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha, she had been fussing around some flower bushes with a pair of
- shears and gloves on. She looks up when I says that, and she sizes us all
- up standing by the gate, and her eyes pops open, and so does her mouth,
- and she is so surprised to see me she drops her shears.
- </p>
- <p>
- And she looks scared, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is Miss Buckner at home?&rdquo; asts Colonel Tom, lifting his hat very polite.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss B-B-Buckner?&rdquo; Martha stutters, very scared-like, and not taking her
- eyes off of me to answer him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miss Hampton, Martha,&rdquo; I says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Y-y-y-es, s-sh-she is,&rdquo; says Martha. I wondered what was the matter with
- her.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is always my luck to get left all alone with my troubles. The doctor
- and the colonel, they walked right past us when she said yes, and up
- toward the house, and left her and me standing there. I could of went
- along and butted in, mebby. But I says to myself I will have the derned
- thing out here and now, and know the worst. And I was so interested in my
- trouble and Martha that I didn't even notice if Miss Lucy met 'em at the
- door, and if so, how she acted. When I next looked up they was all in the
- house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha&mdash;&rdquo; I begins. But she breaks in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny,&rdquo; she says, looking like she is going to cry, &ldquo;don't l-l-look at me
- l-l-like that. If you knew <i>all</i> you wouldn't blame me. You&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wouldn't blame you fur what?&rdquo; I asts her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it's wrong of me,&rdquo; she says, begging-like.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebby it is and mebby it ain't,&rdquo; I says. &ldquo;But what is it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you never wrote to me,&rdquo; she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You never wrote to me,&rdquo; I says, not wanting her to get the best of me,
- whatever it was she might be talking about.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And then <i>he</i> came to town!&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who?&rdquo; I asts her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you know?&rdquo; she says. &ldquo;The man I am going to marry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When she said that I felt, all of a sudden, like when you are broke and
- hungry and run acrost a half dollar you had forgot about in your other
- pants. I was so glad I jumped.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Great guns!&rdquo; I says.
- </p>
- <p>
- I had never really knowed what being glad was before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Danny, Danny,&rdquo; she says, putting her hands in front of her face, &ldquo;and
- here you have come to claim me for your bride!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which showed me why she had looked so scared. That there girl had went and
- got engaged to another feller. And had been laying awake nights suffering
- fur fear I would turn up agin. And now I had. Looey, he always said never
- to trust a woman!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;you ain't acted right with me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Danny, Danny,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;I know it! I know it!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some fellers in my place,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;would raise a dickens of a row.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I <i>did</i> love you once,&rdquo; she says, looking at me from between her
- fingers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says I, acting real melancholy, &ldquo;you did. And now you've quit it,
- they don't seem to me to be nothing left to live fur.&rdquo; Martha, she was an
- awful romanceful girl. I got the notion that mebby she was enjoying her
- own remorsefulness a little bit. I fetched a deep sigh and I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some fellers would kill theirselves on the spot!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh!&mdash;Oh!&mdash;Oh!&mdash;&rdquo; says Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Martha,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;I ain't that mean. I ain't going to do that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- That dern girl ackshellay give me a disappointed look! If anything, she
- was jest a bit <i>too</i> romanceful, Martha was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says I, cheering up a little, &ldquo;I am going to do something they ain't
- many fellers would do, Martha. I'm going to forgive you. Free and fair and
- open. And give you back my half of that ring, and&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Dern it! I had forgot I had lost that half of that there ring! I
- remembered so quick it stopped me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You always kept it, Danny?&rdquo; she asts me, very soft-spoken, so as not to
- give pain to one so faithful and so noble as what I was. &ldquo;Let me see it,
- Danny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I made like I was feeling through all my pockets fur it. But that couldn't
- last forever. I run out of pockets purty soon. And her face begun to show
- she was smelling a rat. Finally I says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These ain't my other clothes&mdash;it must be in them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Danny,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;I believe you <i>lost</i> it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, taking a chancet, &ldquo;you know you lost <i>your</i> half!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She owns up she has lost it a long while ago. And when she lost it, she
- says, she knowed that was fate and that our love was omened in under an
- evil star. And who was she, she says, to struggle agin fate?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;I'll be honest with you. Fate got away with my half too
- one day when I didn't know they was crooks like her sticking around.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I seen that girl seen through me then. Martha was awful smart
- sometimes. And each one was so derned tickled the other one wasn't going
- to do any pining away we like to of fell into love all over agin. But not
- quite. Fur neither one would ever trust the other one agin. So we felt
- more comfortable with each other. You ain't never comfortable with a
- person you know is more honest than you be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; says Martha, after a minute, &ldquo;if you didn't come back to make me
- marry you, what does Doctor Kirby want to see Miss Hampton about? And who
- was that with him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I had been nigh to forgetting the main thing we had all come here fur, in
- my gladness at getting rid of any danger of marrying Martha. But it come
- to me all to oncet I had been missing a lot that must be taking place
- inside that house. I had even missed the way they first looked when she
- met 'em at the door, and I wouldn't of missed that fur a lot. And I seen
- all to oncet what a big piece of news it will be to Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;they ain't no Dr. Hartley L. Kirby. The man known as
- such is David Armstrong!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I never seen any one so peetrified as Martha was fur a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;and the other one is Miss Lucy's brother. And they are all
- three in there straightening themselves out and finding where everybody
- gets off at, and why. One of these here serious times you read about. And
- you and me are missing it all, like a couple of gumps. How can we hear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha says she don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You <i>think</i>,&rdquo; I told her. &ldquo;We've wasted five good minutes already.
- I've <i>got</i> to hear the rest of it. Where would they be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha guesses they will all be in the sitting room, which has got the
- best chairs in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is next to it? A back parlour, or a bedroom, or what?&rdquo; I was
- thinking of how I happened to overhear Perfessor Booth and his fambly
- that-a-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha says they is nothing like that to be tried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;this is serious. This here story they are thrashing out
- in there is the only derned sure-enough romanceful story either you or me
- is ever lible to run up against personal in all our lives. It would of
- been a good deal nicer if they had ast us in to see the wind-up of it.
- Fur, if it hadn't of been fur me, they never would of been reunited and
- rejuvenated the way they be. But some people get stingy streaks with their
- concerns. You think!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Martha, she says: &ldquo;Danny, it wouldn't be honourable to listen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Martha,&rdquo; I tells her, &ldquo;after the way you and me went and jilted each
- other, what kind of senses of honour have <i>we</i> got to brag about?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She remembers that the spare bedroom is right over the sitting room. The
- house is heated with stoves in the winter time. There is a register right
- through the floor of the spare bedroom and the ceiling of the sitting
- room. Not the kind of a register that comes from a twisted-around shaft in
- a house that uses furnace heat. But jest really a hole in the floor, with
- a cast-iron grating, to let the heat from the room below into the one
- above. She says she guesses two people that wasn't so very honourable
- might sneak into the house the back way, and up the back stairs, and into
- the spare bedroom, and lay down on their stummicks on the floor, being
- careful to make no noise, and both see and hear through that register.
- Which we done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0024" id="link2HCH0024"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIV
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> could hear well
- enough, but at first I couldn't see any of them. But I gathered that Miss
- Lucy was standing up whilst she was talking, and moving around a bit now
- and then. I seen one of her sleeves, and then a wisp of her hair. Which
- was aggervating, fur I wanted to know what she was like. But her voice was
- so soft and quiet that you kind of knowed before you seen her how she
- orter look.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Prentiss McMakin came to me that day,&rdquo; she was saying, &ldquo;with an appeal&mdash;I
- hardly know how to tell you.&rdquo; She broke off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go ahead, Lucy,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom's voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He was insulting,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;He had been drinking. He wanted me to&mdash;to&mdash;he
- appealed to me to run off with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was furious&mdash;<i>naturally</i>.&rdquo; Her voice changed as she said it
- enough so you could feel how furious Miss Lucy could get. She was like her
- brother Tom in some ways.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ordered him out of the house. His answer to that was an offer to marry
- me. You can imagine that I was surprised as well as angry&mdash;I was
- perplexed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'But I <i>am</i> married!' I cried. The idea that any of my own people,
- or any one whom I had known at home, would think I wasn't married was too
- much for me to take in all at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You <i>think</i> you are,' said Prentiss McMakin, with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In spite of myself my breath stopped. It was as if a chilly hand had
- taken hold of my heart. I mean, physically, I felt like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I <i>am</i> married,' I repeated, simply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose that McMakin had got the story of our wedding from <i>you</i>.&rdquo;
- She stopped a minute. The doctor's voice answered:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose so,&rdquo; like he was a very tired man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Anyhow,&rdquo; she went on, &ldquo;he knew that we went first to Clarksville. He
- said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You think you are married, Lucy, but you are not.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wish you to understand that Prentiss McMakin did it all very, very
- well. That is my excuse. He acted well. There was something about him&mdash;I
- scarcely know how to put it. It sounds odd, but the truth is that Prentiss
- McMakin was always a more convincing sort of a person when he had been
- drinking a little than when he was sober. He lacked warmth&mdash;he lacked
- temperament. I suppose just the right amount put it into him. It put the
- devil into him, too, I reckon.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He told me that you and he, Tom, had been to Clarksville, and had made
- investigations, and that the wedding was a fraud. And he told it with a
- wealth of convincing detail. In the midst of it he broke off to ask to see
- my wedding certificate. As he talked, he laughed at it, and tore it up,
- saying that the thing was not worth the paper it was on, and he threw the
- pieces of paper into the grate. I listened, and I let him do it&mdash;not
- that the paper itself mattered particularly. But the very fact that I let
- him tear it showed me, myself, that I was believing him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He ended with an impassioned appeal to me to go with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I showed him the door. I pretended to the last that I thought he was
- lying to me. But I did not think so. I believed him. He had done it all
- very cleverly. You can understand how I might&mdash;in view of what had
- happened?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I wanted to see Miss Lucy&mdash;how she looked when she said different
- things, so I could make up my mind whether she was forgiving the doctor or
- not. Not that I had much doubt but what they would get their personal
- troubles fixed up in the end. The iron grating in the floor was held down
- by four good-sized screws, one at each corner. They wasn't no filling at
- all betwixt it and the iron grating that was in the ceiling of the room
- below. The space was hollow. I got an idea and took out my jack-knife.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What are you going to do?&rdquo; whispers Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;S-sh-sh,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;shut up, and you'll see.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One of the screws was loose, and I picked her out easy enough. The second
- one I broke the point off of my knife blade on. Like you nearly always do
- on a screw. When it snapped Colonel Tom he says:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's that?&rdquo; He was powerful quick of hearing, Colonel Tom was. I laid
- low till they went on talking agin. Then Martha slides out on tiptoe and
- comes back in three seconds with one of these here little screw-drivers
- they use around sewing-machines and the little oil can that goes with it.
- I oils them screws and has them out in a holy minute, and lifts the
- grating from the floor careful and lays it careful on the rug.
- </p>
- <p>
- By doing all of which I could get my head and shoulders down into that
- there hole. And by twisting my neck a good deal, see a little ways to each
- side into the room, instead of jest underneath the grating. The doctor I
- couldn't see yet, and only a little of Colonel Tom, but Miss Lucy quite
- plain.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean thing,&rdquo; Martha whispers, &ldquo;you are blocking it up so I can't
- hear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Keep still,&rdquo; I whispers, pulling my head out of the hole so the sound
- wouldn't float downward into the room below. &ldquo;You are jest like all other
- women&mdash;you got too much curiosity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How about yourself?&rdquo; says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who was it thought of taking the grating off?&rdquo; I whispers back to her.
- Which settles her temporary, but she says if I don't give her a chancet at
- it purty soon she will tickle my ribs.
- </p>
- <p>
- When I listens agin they are burying that there Prent McMakin. But without
- any flowers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Lucy, she was half setting on, half leaning against, the arm of a
- chair. Which her head was jest a bit bowed down so that I couldn't see her
- eyes. But they was the beginnings of a smile onto her face. It was both
- soft and sad.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;you two have wasted almost twenty years of
- life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is one good thing,&rdquo; says the doctor. &ldquo;It is a good thing that there
- was no child to suffer by our mistakes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her face when he said that, Miss Lucy did, and looked in his
- direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You call that a good thing?&rdquo; she says, in a kind of wonder. And after a
- minute she sighs. &ldquo;Perhaps,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;you are right. Heaven only knows.
- Perhaps it <i>was</i> better that he died.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Died!</i>&rdquo; sings out the doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- And I hearn his chair scrape back, like he had riz to his feet sudden. I
- nearly busted my neck trying fur to see him, but I couldn't. I was all
- twisted up, head down, and the blood getting into my head from it so I had
- to pull it out every little while.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she says, with her eyes wide, &ldquo;didn't you know he died?&rdquo; And then
- she turns quick toward Colonel Tom. &ldquo;Didn't you tell him&mdash;&rdquo; she
- begins. But the doctor cuts in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lucy,&rdquo; he says, his voice shaking and croaking in his throat, &ldquo;I never
- knew there was a child!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I hears Colonel Tom hawk in <i>his</i> throat like a man who is either
- going to spit or else say something. But he don't do either one. No one
- says anything fur a minute. And then Miss Lucy says agin:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes&mdash;he died.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And then she fell into a kind of a muse. I have been myself in the fix she
- looked to be in then&mdash;so you forget fur a while where you are, or who
- is there, whilst you think about something that has been in the back part
- of your mind fur a long, long time.
- </p>
- <p>
- What she was musing about was that child that hadn't lived. I could tell
- that by her face. I could tell how she must have thought of it, often and
- often, fur years and years, and longed fur it, so that it seemed to her at
- times she could almost touch it. And how good a mother she would of been
- to it. Some women has jest natcherally <i>got</i> to mother something or
- other. Miss Lucy was one of that kind. I knowed all in a flash, whilst I
- looked at her there, why she had adopted Martha fur her child.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a wonderful look that was onto her face. And it was a wonderful
- face that look was onto. I felt like I had knowed her forever when I seen
- her there. Like the thoughts of her the doctor had been carrying around
- with him fur years and years, and that I had caught him thinking oncet or
- twicet, had been my thoughts too, all my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Lucy, she was one of the kind there's no use trying to describe. The
- feller that could see her that-a-way and not feel made good by it orter
- have a whaling. Not the kind of sticky, good feeling that makes you
- uncomfortable, like being pestered by your conscience to jine a church or
- quit cussing. But the kind of good that makes you forget they is anything
- on earth but jest braveness of heart and being willing to bear things you
- can't help. You knowed the world had hurt her a lot when you seen her
- standing there; but you didn't have the nerve to pity her none, either.
- Fur you could see she had got over pitying herself. Even when she was in
- that muse, longing with all her soul fur that child she had never knowed,
- you didn't have the nerve to pity her none.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He died,&rdquo; she says agin, purty soon, with that gentle kind of smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Tom, he clears his throat agin. Like when you are awful dry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The truth is&mdash;&rdquo; he begins.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then he breaks off agin. Miss Lucy turns toward him when he speaks. By
- the strange look that come onto her face there must of been something
- right curious in <i>his</i> manner too. I was jest simply laying onto my
- forehead mashing one of my dern eyeballs through a little hole in the
- grating. But I couldn't, even that way, see fur enough to one side to see
- how <i>he</i> looked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The truth is,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, trying it agin, &ldquo;that I&mdash;well,
- Lucy, the child may be dead, but he didn't die when you thought he did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a flash of hope flared into her face that I hated to see come
- there. Because when it died out in a minute, as I expected it would have
- to, it looked to me like it might take all her life out with it. Her lips
- parted like she was going to say something with them. But she didn't. She
- jest looked it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why did you never tell me this&mdash;that there was a child?&rdquo; says the
- doctor, very eager.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wait,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;let me tell the story in my own way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Which he done it. It seems when he had went to Galesburg this here child
- had only been born a few days. And Miss Lucy was still sick. And the kid
- itself was sick, and liable to die any minute, by the looks of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- Which Colonel Tom wishes that it would die, in his heart. He thinks that
- it is an illegitimate child, and he hates the idea of it and he hates the
- sight of it. The second night he is there he is setting in his sister's
- room, and the woman that has been nursing the kid and Miss Lucy too is in
- the next room with the kid.
- </p>
- <p>
- She comes to the door and beckons to him, the nurse does. He tiptoes
- toward her, and she says to him, very low-voiced, that &ldquo;it is all over.&rdquo;
- Meaning the kid has quit struggling fur to live, and jest natcherally
- floated away. The nurse had thought Miss Lucy asleep, but as both her and
- Colonel Tom turn quick toward her bed they see that she has heard and
- seen, and she turns her face toward the wall. Which he tries fur to
- comfort her, Colonel Tom does, telling her as how it is an illegitimate
- child, and fur its own sake it was better it was dead before it ever lived
- any. Which she don't answer of him back, but only stares in a wild-eyed
- way at him, and lays there and looks desperate, and says nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his heart Colonel Tom is awful glad that it is dead. He can't help
- feeling that way. And he quits trying to talk to his sister, fur he
- suspicions that she will ketch onto the fact that he is glad that it is
- dead. He goes on into the next room.
- </p>
- <p>
- He finds the nurse looking awful funny, and bending over the dead kid. She
- is putting a looking-glass to its lips. He asts her why.
- </p>
- <p>
- She says she thought she might be mistaken after all. She couldn't say
- jest <i>when</i> it died. It was alive and feeble, and then purty soon it
- showed no signs of life. It was like it hadn't had enough strength to stay
- and had jest went. I didn't show any pulse, and it didn't appear to be
- breathing. And she had watched it and done everything before she beckoned
- to Colonel Tom and told him that it was dead. But as she come back into
- the room where it was she thought she noticed something that was too light
- to be called a real flutter move its eyelids, which she had closed down
- over its eyes. It was the ghost of a move, like it had tried to raise the
- lids, or they had tried to raise theirselves, and had been too weak. So
- she has got busy and wrapped a hot cloth around it, and got a drop of
- brandy or two between its lips, and was fighting to bring it back to life.
- And thought she was doing it. Thought she had felt a little flutter in its
- chest, and was trying if it had breath at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Tom thinks of what big folks the Buckner fambly has always been at
- home. And how high they had always held their heads. And how none of the
- women has ever been like this before. Nor no disgrace of any kind. And
- that there kid, if it is alive, is a sign of disgrace. And he hoped to
- God, he said, it wasn't alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he don't say so. He stands there and watches that nurse fight fur to
- hold onto the little mist of life she thinks now is still into it. She
- unbuttons her dress and lays the kid against the heat of her own breast.
- And wills fur it to live, and fights fur it to, and determines that it
- must, and jest natcherally tries fur to bullyrag death into going away.
- And Colonel Tom watching, and wishing that it wouldn't. But he gets
- interested in that there fight, and so purty soon he is hoping both ways
- by spells. And the fight all going on without a word spoken.
- </p>
- <p>
- But finally the nurse begins fur to cry. Not because she is sure it is
- dead. But because she is sure it is coming back. Which it does, slow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'But I have told <i>her</i> that it is dead,'&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, jerking
- his head toward the other room where Miss Lucy is lying. He speaks in a
- low voice and closes the door when he speaks. Fur it looks now like it was
- getting strong enough so it might even squall a little.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know what kind of a look there was on my face,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom,
- telling of the story to his sister and the doctor, &ldquo;but she must have seen
- that I was&mdash;and heaven help me, but I <i>was</i>!&mdash;sorry that
- the baby was alive. It would have been such an easy way out of it had it
- been really dead!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'She mustn't know that it is living,' I said to the nurse, finally,&rdquo; says
- Colonel Tom, going on with his story. I had been watching Miss Lucy's face
- as Colonel Tom talked and she was so worked up by that fight fur the kid's
- life she was breathless. But her eyes was cast down, I guess so her
- brother couldn't see them. Colonel Tom goes on with his story:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You don't mean&mdash;' said the nurse, startled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No! No!' I said, 'of course&mdash;not that! But&mdash;why should she
- ever know that it didn't die?'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'It is illegitimate?' asked the nurse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' I said.&rdquo; The long and short of it was, Colonel Tom went on to
- tell, that the nurse went out and got her mother. Which the two of them
- lived alone, only around the corner. And give the child into the keeping
- of her mother, who took it away then and there.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Tom had made up his mind there wasn't going to be no bastards in
- the Buckner fambly. And now that Miss Lucy thought it was dead he would
- let her keep on thinking so. And that would be settled for good and all.
- He figgered that it wouldn't ever hurt her none if she never knowed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The nurse's mother kept it all that week, and it throve. Colonel Tom was
- coaxing of his sister to go back to Tennessee. But she wouldn't go. So he
- had made up his mind to go back and get his Aunt Lucy Davis to come and
- help him coax. He was only waiting fur his sister to get well enough so he
- could leave her. She got better, and she never ast fur the kid, nor said
- nothing about it. Which was probable because she seen he hated it so. He
- had made up his mind, before he went back after their Aunt Lucy Davis, to
- take the baby himself and put it into some kind of an institution.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought,&rdquo; he says to Miss Lucy, telling of the story, &ldquo;that you
- yourself were almost reconciled to the thought that it hadn't lived.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Lucy interrupted him with a little sound. She was breathing hard, and
- shaking from head to foot. No one would have thought to look at her then
- she was reconciled to the idea that it hadn't lived. It was cruel hard on
- her to tear her to pieces with the news that it really had lived, but had
- lived away from her all these years she had been longing fur it. And no
- chancet fur her ever to mother it. And no way to tell what had ever become
- of it. I felt awful sorry fur Miss Lucy then.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But when I got ready to leave Galesburg,&rdquo; Colonel Tom goes on, &ldquo;it
- suddenly occurred to me that there would be difficulties in the way of
- putting it in a home of any sort. I didn't know what to do with it&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What <i>did</i> you? What <i>did</i> you? <i>What did you</i>?&rdquo; cries out
- Miss Lucy, pressing her hand to her chest, like she was smothering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The first thing I did,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom, &ldquo;was to get you to another
- house&mdash;you remember, Lucy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, yes!&rdquo; she says, excited, &ldquo;and what then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps I did a very foolish thing,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;After I had seen you installed in the new place and had bidden you
- good-bye, I got a carriage and drove by the place where the nurse and her
- mother lived. I told the woman that I had changed my mind&mdash;that you
- were going to raise the baby&mdash;that I was going to permit it. I don't
- think she quite believed me, but she gave me the baby. What else could she
- do? Besides, I had paid her well, when I discharged her, to say nothing to
- you, and to keep the baby until I should come for it. They needed money;
- they were poor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was determined that it should never be heard of again. It was about
- noon when I left Galesburg. I drove all that afternoon, with the baby in a
- basket on the seat of the carriage beside me. Everybody has read in books,
- since books were first written&mdash;and seen in newspapers, too&mdash;about
- children being left on door steps. Given an infant to dispose of, that is
- perhaps the first thing that occurs to a person. There was a thick plaid
- shawl wrapped about the child. In the basket, beside the baby, was a
- nursing bottle. About dusk I had it refilled with warm milk at a farmhouse
- near&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- My head was beginning fur to swim. I pulled my head out of that there
- hole, and rammed my foot into it. It banged against that grating and
- loosened it. It busted loose some plaster, which showered down into the
- room underneath. Miss Lucy, she screamed. And the doctor and Colonel Tom
- both yelled out to oncet:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who's that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's me,&rdquo; I yells, banging that grating agin. &ldquo;Watch out below there!&rdquo;
- And the third lick I give her she broke loose and clattered down right
- onto a centre table and spilled over some photographs and a vase full of
- flowers, and bounced off onto the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look out below,&rdquo; I yells, &ldquo;I'm coming down!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I let my legs through first, and swung them so I would land to one side of
- the table, and held by my hands, and dropped. But struck the table a
- sideways swipe and turned it over, and fell onto the floor. The doctor, he
- grabbed me by the collar and straightened me up, and give me a shake and
- stood me onto my feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean&mdash;&rdquo; he begins. But I breaks in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now then,&rdquo; I says to Colonel Tom, &ldquo;did you leave that there child sucking
- that there bottle on the doorstep of a blacksmith's house next to his shop
- at the edge of a little country town about twenty miles northeast of
- Galesburg wrapped up in that there plaid shawl?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; says Colonel Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; says I, turning to Miss Lucy, &ldquo;I can understand why I have been
- feeling drawed to <i>you</i> fur quite a spell. I'm him.&rdquo;
- </p>
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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Danny's Own Story, by Don Marquis
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-Title: Danny's Own Story
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DANNY'S OWN STORY ***
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-DANNY'S OWN STORY
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-By Don Marquis
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-MY WIFE
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-CHAPTER I
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-
-HOW I come not to have a last name is a question that has always had
-more or less aggervation mixed up with it. I might of had one jest
-as well as not if Old Hank Walters hadn't been so all-fired, infernal
-bull-headed about things in gineral, and his wife Elmira a blame sight
-worse, and both of em ready to row at a minute's notice and stick to it
-forevermore.
-
-Hank, he was considerable of a lusher. One Saturday night, when he come
-home from the village in his usual fix, he stumbled over a basket that
-was setting on his front steps. Then he got up and drawed back his foot
-unsteady to kick it plumb into kingdom come. Jest then he hearn Elmira
-opening the door behind him, and he turned his head sudden. But the kick
-was already started into the air, and when he turns he can't stop it.
-And so Hank gets twisted and falls down and steps on himself. That
-basket lets out a yowl.
-
-"It's kittens," says Hank, still setting down and staring at that there
-basket. All of which, you understand, I am a-telling you from hearsay,
-as the lawyers always asts you in court.
-
-Elmira, she sings out:
-
-"Kittens, nothing! It's a baby!"
-
-And she opens the basket and looks in and it was me.
-
-"Hennerey Walters," she says--picking me up, and shaking me at him like
-I was a crime, "Hennerey Walters, where did you get this here baby?" She
-always calls him Hennerey when she is getting ready to give him fits.
-
-Hank, he scratches his head, for he's kind o' confuddled, and thinks
-mebby he really has brought this basket with him. He tries to think of
-all the places he has been that night. But he can't think of any place
-but Bill Nolan's saloon. So he says:
-
-"Elmira, honest, I ain't had but one drink all day." And then he kind o'
-rouses up a little bit, and gets surprised and says:
-
-"That a _baby_ you got there, Elmira?" And then he says, dignified: "So
-fur as that's consarned, Elmira, where did _you_ get that there baby?"
-
-She looks at him, and she sees he don't really know where I come from.
-Old Hank mostly was truthful when lickered up, fur that matter, and she
-knowed it, fur he couldn't think up no lies excepting a gineral denial
-when intoxicated up to the gills.
-
-Elmira looks into the basket. They was one of them long rubber tubes
-stringing out of a bottle that was in it, and I had been sucking that
-bottle when interrupted. And they wasn't nothing else in that basket but
-a big thick shawl which had been wrapped all around me, and Elmira
-often wore it to meeting afterward. She goes inside and she looks at
-the bottle and me by the light, and Old Hank, he comes stumbling in
-afterward and sets down in a chair and waits to get Hail Columbia for
-coming home in that shape, so's he can row back agin, like they done
-every Saturday night.
-
-Blowed in the glass of the bottle was the name: "Daniel, Dunne and
-Company." Anybody but them two old ignoramuses could of told right off
-that that didn't have nothing to do with me, but was jest the company
-that made them kind of bottles. But she reads it out loud three or four
-times, and then she says:
-
-"His name is Daniel Dunne," she says.
-
-"And Company," says Hank, feeling right quarrelsome.
-
-"_Company_ hain't no name," says she.
-
-"_Why_ hain't it, I'd like to know?" says Hank. "I knowed a man oncet
-whose name was Farmer, and if a farmer's a name why ain't a company a
-name too?"
-
-"His name is Daniel Dunne," says Elmira, quietlike, but not dodging a
-row, neither.
-
-"_And company_," says Hank, getting onto his feet, like he always done
-when he seen trouble coming. When Old Hank was full of licker he knowed
-jest the ways to aggervate her the worst.
-
-She might of banged him one the same as usual, and got her own eye
-blacked also, the same as usual; but jest then I lets out another big
-yowl, and she give me some milk.
-
-I guess the only reason they ever kep' me at first was so they could
-quarrel about my name. They'd lived together a good many years and
-quarrelled about everything else under the sun, and was running out of
-subjects. A new subject kind o' briskened things up fur a while.
-
-But finally they went too far with it one time. I was about two years
-old then and he was still calling me Company and her calling me Dunne.
-This time he hits her a lick that lays her out and likes to kill her,
-and it gets him scared. But she gets around agin after a while, and they
-both see it has went too fur that time, and so they makes up.
-
-"Elmira, I give in," says Hank. "His name is Dunne."
-
-"No," says she, tender-like, "you was right, Hank. His name is Company."
-So they pretty near got into another row over that. But they finally
-made it up between em I didn't have no last name, and they'd jest call
-me Danny. Which they both done faithful ever after, as agreed.
-
-Old Hank, he was a blacksmith, and he used to lamm me considerable, him
-and his wife not having any kids of their own to lick. He lammed me when
-he was drunk, and he whaled me when he was sober. I never helt it up
-agin him much, neither, not fur a good many years, because he got me
-used to it young, and I hadn't never knowed nothing else. Hank's wife,
-Elmira, she used to lick him jest about as often as he licked her, and
-boss him jest as much. So he fell back on me. A man has jest naturally
-got to have something to cuss around and boss, so's to keep himself
-from finding out he don't amount to nothing. Leastways, most men is like
-that. And Hank, he didn't amount to much; and he kind o' knowed it, way
-down deep in his inmost gizzards, and it were a comfort to him to have
-me around.
-
-But they was one thing he never sot no store by, and I got along now to
-where I hold that up agin him more'n all the lickings he ever done. That
-was book learning. He never had none himself, and he was sot agin it,
-and he never made me get none, and if I'd ever asted him for any he'd
-of whaled me fur that. Hank's wife, Elmira, had married beneath her, and
-everybody in our town had come to see it, and used to sympathize with
-her about it when Hank wasn't around. She'd tell em, yes, it was so.
-Back in Elmira, New York, from which her father and mother come to our
-part of Illinoise in the early days, her father had kep' a hotel,
-and they was stylish kind o' folks. When she was born her mother was
-homesick fur all that style and fur York State ways, and so she named
-her Elmira.
-
-But when she married Hank, he had considerable land. His father had left
-it to him, but it was all swamp land, and so Hank's father, he hunted
-more'n he farmed, and Hank and his brothers done the same when he was a
-boy. But Hank, he learnt a little blacksmithing when he was growing up,
-cause he liked to tinker around and to show how stout he was. Then,
-when he married Elmira Appleton, he had to go to work practising that
-perfession reg'lar, because he never learnt nothing about farming. He'd
-sell fifteen or twenty acres, every now and then, and they'd be high
-times till he'd spent it up, and mebby Elmira would get some new
-clothes.
-
-But when I was found on the door step, the land was all gone, and Hank
-was practising reg'lar, when not busy cussing out the fellers that had
-bought the land. Fur some smart fellers had come along, and bought up
-all that swamp land and dreened it, and now it was worth seventy or
-eighty dollars an acre. Hank, he figgered some one had cheated him.
-Which the Walterses could of dreened theirn too, only they'd ruther
-hunt ducks and have fish frys than to dig ditches. All of which I hearn
-Elmira talking over with the neighbours more'n once when I was growing
-up, and they all says: "How sad it is you have came to this, Elmira!"
-And then she'd kind o' spunk up and say, thanks to glory, she'd kep' her
-pride.
-
-Well, they was worse places to live in than that there little town, even
-if they wasn't no railroad within eight miles, and only three hundred
-soles in the hull copperation. Which Hank's shop and our house set in
-the edge of the woods jest outside the copperation line, so's the city
-marshal didn't have no authority to arrest him after he crossed it.
-
-They was one thing in that house I always admired when I was a kid. And
-that was a big cistern. Most people has their cisterns outside their
-house, and they is a tin pipe takes all the rain water off the roof and
-scoots it into them. Ourn worked the same, but our cistern was right in
-under our kitchen floor, and they was a trap door with leather hinges
-opened into it right by the kitchen stove. But that wasn't why I was
-so proud of it. It was because that cistern was jest plumb full of
-fish--bullheads and red horse and sunfish and other kinds.
-
-Hank's father had built that cistern. And one time he brung home some
-live fish in a bucket and dumped em in there. And they growed. And they
-multiplied in there and refurnished the earth. So that cistern had got
-to be a fambly custom, which was kep' up in that fambly for a habit.
-It was a great comfort to Hank, fur all them Walterses was great fish
-eaters, though it never went to brains. We fed em now and then, and
-throwed back in the little ones till they was growed, and kep' the dead
-ones picked out soon's we smelled anything wrong, and it never hurt the
-water none; and when I was a kid I wouldn't of took anything fur living
-in a house like that.
-
-Oncet, when I was a kid about six years old, Hank come home from the
-bar-room. He got to chasing Elmira's cat cause he says it was making
-faces at him. The cistern door was open, and Hank fell in. Elmira was
-over to town, and I was scared. She had always told me not to fool
-around there none when I was a little kid, fur if I fell in there I'd be
-a corpse quicker'n scatt.
-
-So when Hank fell in, and I hearn him splash, being only a little
-feller, and awful scared because Elmira had always made it so strong,
-I hadn't no sort of unbelief but what Hank was a corpse already. So I
-slams the trap door shut over that there cistern without looking in,
-fur I hearn Hank flopping around down in there. I hadn't never hearn
-a corpse flop before, and didn't know but what it might be somehow
-injurious to me, and I wasn't going to take no chances.
-
-So I went out and played in the front yard, and waited fur Elmira. But
-I couldn't seem to get my mind settled on playing I was a horse, nor
-nothing. I kep' thinking mebby Hank's corpse is going to come flopping
-out of that cistern and whale me some unusual way. I hadn't never been
-licked by a corpse, and didn't rightly know jest what one is, anyhow,
-being young and comparitive innocent. So I sneaks back in and sets
-all the flatirons in the house on top of the cistern lid. I hearn some
-flopping and splashing and spluttering, like Hank's corpse is trying to
-jump up and is falling back into the water, and I hearn Hank's voice,
-and got scareder yet. And when Elmira come along down the road, she seen
-me by the gate a-crying, and she asts me why.
-
-"Hank is a corpse," says I, blubbering.
-
-"A corpse!" says Elmira, dropping her coffee which she was carrying home
-from the gineral store and post-office. "Danny, what do you mean?"
-
-I seen I was to blame somehow, and I wisht then I hadn't said nothing
-about Hank being a corpse. And I made up my mind I wouldn't say nothing
-more. So when she grabs holt of me and asts me agin what did I mean
-I blubbered harder, jest the way a kid will, and says nothing else. I
-wisht I hadn't set them flatirons on that door, fur it come to me all at
-oncet that even if Hank _has_ turned into a corpse I ain't got any right
-to keep him in that cistern.
-
-Jest then Old Mis' Rogers, which is one of our neighbours, comes by,
-while Elmira is shaking me and yelling out what did I mean and how did
-it happen and had I saw it and where was Hank's corpse?
-
-And Mis' Rogers she says, "What's Danny been doing now, Elmira?" me
-being always up to something.
-
-Elmira she turned around and seen her, and she gives a whoop and then
-hollers out: "Hank is dead!" and throws her apern over her head and sets
-right down in the path and boo-hoos like a baby. And I bellers louder.
-
-Mis' Rogers, she never waited to ast nothing more. She seen she had a
-piece of news, and she's bound to be the first to spread it, like they
-is always a lot of women wants to be in them country towns. She run
-right acrost the road to where the Alexanderses lived. Mis' Alexander,
-she seen her coming and unhooked the screen door, and Mis' Rogers she
-hollers out before she reached the porch:
-
-"Hank Walters is dead."
-
-And then she went footing it up the street. They was a black plume on
-her bunnet which nodded the same as on a hearse, and she was into and
-out of seven front yards in five minutes.
-
-Mis' Alexander, she runs acrost the street to where we was, and she
-kneels down and puts her arm around Elmira, which was still rocking back
-and forth in the path, and she says:
-
-"How do you know he's dead, Elmira? I seen him not more'n an hour ago."
-
-"Danny seen it all," says Elmira.
-
-Mis' Alexander turned to me, and wants to know what happened and how it
-happened and where it happened. But I don't want to say nothing about
-that cistern. So I busts out bellering fresher'n ever, and I says:
-
-"He was drunk, and he come home drunk, and he done it then, and that's
-how he cone it," I says.
-
-"And you seen him?" she says. I nodded.
-
-"Where is he?" says she and Elmira, both to oncet.
-
-But I was scared to say nothing about that there cistern, so I jest
-bawled some more.
-
-"Was it in the blacksmith shop?" says Mis' Alexander. I nodded my head
-agin and let it go at that.
-
-"Is he in there now?" asts Mis' Alexander. I nodded agin. I hadn't meant
-to give out no untrue stories. But a kid will always tell a lie, not
-meaning to tell one, if you sort of invite him with questions like that,
-and get him scared the way you're acting. Besides, I says to myself, "so
-long as Hank has turned into a corpse and that makes him dead, what's
-the difference whether he's in the blacksmith shop or not?" Fur I hadn't
-had any plain idea, being such a little kid, that a corpse meant to be
-dead, and wasn't sure what being dead was like, neither, except they had
-funerals over you then. I knowed being a corpse must be some sort of
-a big disadvantage from the way Elmira always says keep away from that
-cistern door or I'll be one. But if they was going to be a funeral in
-our house, I'd feel kind o' important, too. They didn't have em every
-day in our town, and we hadn't never had one of our own.
-
-So Mis' Alexander, she led Elmira into the house, both a-crying, and
-Mis' Alexander trying to comfort her, and me a tagging along behind
-holding onto Elmira's skirts and sniffling into them. And in a few
-minutes all them women Mis' Rogers has told come filing into that room,
-one at a time, looking sad. Only Old Mis' Primrose, she was awful late
-getting there because she stopped to put on her bunnet she always wore
-to funerals with the black Paris lace on it her cousin Arminty White had
-sent her from Chicago.
-
-When they found out Hank had come home with licker in him and done it
-himself, they was all excited, and they all crowds around and asts me
-how, except two as is holding onto Elmira's hands which sets moaning in
-a chair. And they all asts me questions as to what I seen him do, which
-if they hadn't I wouldn't have told em the lies I did. But they egged me
-on to it.
-
-Says one woman: "Danny, you seen him do it in the blacksmith shop?"
-
-I nodded.
-
-"But how did he get in?" sings out another woman. "The door was locked
-on the outside with a padlock jest now when I come by. He couldn't of
-killed himself in there and locked the door on the outside."
-
-I didn't see how he could of done that myself, so I begun to bawl agin
-and said nothing at all.
-
-"He must of crawled through that little side window," says another one.
-"It was open when I come by, if the door _was_ locked. Did you see him
-crawl through the little side window, Danny?"
-
-I nodded. They wasn't nothing else fur me to do.
-
-"But _you_ hain't tall enough to look through that there window," says
-another one to me. "How could you see into that shop, Danny?"
-
-I didn't know, so I didn't say nothing at all; I jest sniffled.
-
-"They is a store box right in under that window," says another one.
-"Danny must have clumb onto that store box and looked in after he seen
-Hank come down the road and crawl through the window. Did you scramble
-onto the store box and look in, Danny?"
-
-I jest nodded agin.
-
-"And what was it you seen him do? How did he kill himself?" they all
-asts to oncet.
-
-_I_ didn't know. So I jest bellers and boo-hoos some more. Things was
-getting past anything I could see the way out of.
-
-"He might of hung himself to one of the iron rings in the jists above
-the forge," says another woman. "He clumb onto the forge to tie the rope
-to one of them rings, and he tied the other end around his neck, and
-then he stepped off'n the forge. Was that how he done it, Danny?"
-
-I nodded. And then I bellered louder than ever. I knowed Hank was down
-in that there cistern, a corpse and a mighty wet corpse, all this time;
-but they kind o' got me to thinking mebby he was hanging out in the shop
-by the forge, too. And I guessed I'd better stick to the shop story, not
-wanting to say nothing about that cistern no sooner'n I could help it.
-
-Pretty soon one woman says, kind o' shivery:
-
-"I don't want to have the job of opening the door of that blacksmith
-shop the first one!"
-
-And they all kind o' shivered then, and looked at Elmira. They says to
-let some of the men open it. And Mis' Alexander, she says she'll run
-home and tell her husband right off.
-
-And all the time Elmira is moaning in that chair. One woman says Elmira
-orter have a cup o' tea, which she'll lay off her bunnet and go to the
-kitchen and make it fur her. But Elmira says no, she can't a-bear to
-think of tea, with poor Hennerey a-hanging out there in the shop. But
-she was kind o' enjoying all that fuss being made over her, too. And all
-the other women says:
-
-"Poor thing!" But all the same they was mad she said she didn't want any
-tea, for they all wanted some and didn't feel free without she took it
-too. Which she said she would after they'd coaxed a while and made her
-see her duty.
-
-So they all goes out to the kitchen, bringing along some of the best
-room chairs, Elmira coming too, and me tagging along behind. And the
-first thing they noticed was them flatirons on top of the cistern door.
-Mis' Primrose, she says that looks funny. But another woman speaks up
-and says Danny must of been playing with them while Elmira was over
-town. She says, "Was you playing they was horses, Danny?"
-
-I was feeling considerable like a liar by this time, but I says I was
-playing horses with them, fur I couldn't see no use in hurrying things
-up. I was bound to get a lamming purty soon anyhow. When I was a kid I
-could always bet on that. So they picks up the flatirons, and as they
-picks em up they come a splashing noise in the cistern. I thinks to
-myself, Hank's corpse'll be out of there in a minute. One woman, she
-says:
-
-"Goodness gracious sakes alive! What's that, Elmira?"
-
-Elmira says that cistern is mighty full of fish, and they is some great
-big ones in there, and it must be some of them a-flopping around. Which
-if they hadn't of been all worked up and talking all to oncet and all
-thinking of Hank's body hanging out there in the blacksmith shop they
-might of suspicioned something. For that flopping kep' up steady, and a
-lot of splashing too. I mebby orter mentioned sooner it had been a dry
-summer and they was only three or four feet of water in our cistern, and
-Hank wasn't in scarcely up to his big hairy chest. So when Elmira says
-the cistern is full of fish, that woman opens the trap door and looks
-in. Hank thinks it's Elmira come to get him out. He allows he'll keep
-quiet in there and make believe he is drowned and give her a good scare
-and make her sorry fur him. But when the cistern door is opened, he
-hears a lot of clacking tongues all of a sudden like they was a hen
-convention on. He allows she has told some of the neighbours, and he'll
-scare them too. So Hank, he laid low. And the woman as looks in sees
-nothing, for it's as dark down there as the insides of the whale what
-swallered Noah. But she leaves the door open and goes on a-making tea,
-and they ain't skeercly a sound from that cistern, only little, ripply
-noises like it might have been fish.
-
-Pretty soon a woman says:
-
-"It has drawed, Elmira; won't you have a cup?" Elmira she kicked some
-more, but she took hern. And each woman took hern. And one woman,
-a-sipping of hern, she says:
-
-"The departed had his good pints, Elmira."
-
-Which was the best thing had been said of Hank in that town fur years
-and years.
-
-Old Mis' Primrose, she always prided herself on being honest, no matter
-what come, and she ups and says:
-
-"I don't believe in no hippercritics at a time like this, no more'n no
-other time. The departed wasn't no good, and the hull town knowed it;
-and Elmira orter feel like it's good riddance of bad rubbish and them is
-my sentiments and the sentiments of rightfulness."
-
-All the other women sings out:
-
-"W'y, _Mis' Primrose_! I never!" And they seemed awful shocked. But down
-in underneath more of em agreed than let on. Elmira she wiped her eyes
-and she said:
-
-"Hennerey and me has had our troubles. They ain't any use in denying
-that, Mis' Primrose. It has often been give and take between us and
-betwixt us. And the hull town knows he has lifted his hand agin me
-more'n oncet. But I always stood up to Hennerey, and I fit him back,
-free and fair and open. I give him as good as he sent on this here
-earth, and I ain't the one to carry no annermosities beyond the grave. I
-forgive Hank all the orneriness he done me, and they was a lot of it, as
-is becoming unto a church member, which he never was."
-
-And all the women but Mis' Primrose, they says:
-
-"Elmira Appleton, you _have_ got a Christian sperrit!" Which done her a
-heap of good, and she cried considerable harder, leaking out tears as
-fast as she poured tea in. Each one on em tries to find out something
-good to say about Hank, only they wasn't much they could say. And Hank
-in that there cistern a-listening to every word of it.
-
-Mis' Rogers, she says:
-
-"Afore he took to drinking like a fish, Hank Walters was as likely
-looking a young feller as I ever see."
-
-Mis' White, she says:
-
-"Well, Hank he never was a stingy man, nohow. Often and often White has
-told me about seeing Hank, after he'd sold a piece of land, treating the
-hull town down in Nolan's bar-room jest as come-easy, go-easy as if it
-wasn't money he orter paid his honest debts with."
-
-They set there that-a-way telling of what good pints they could think of
-fur ten minutes, and Hank a-hearing it and getting madder and madder
-all the time. The gineral opinion was that Hank wasn't no good and
-was better done fur, and no matter what they said them feelings kep'
-sticking out through the words.
-
-By and by Tom Alexander come busting into the house, and his wife, Mis'
-Alexander, was with him.
-
-"What's the matter with all you folks," he says. "They ain't nobody
-hanging in that there blacksmith shop. I broke the door down and went
-in, and it was empty."
-
-Then they was a pretty howdy-do, and they all sings out:
-
-"Where's the corpse?"
-
-And some thinks mebby some one has cut it down and took it away, and all
-gabbles to oncet. But for a minute no one thinks mebby little Danny has
-been egged on to tell lies. Little Danny ain't saying a word. But Elmira
-she grabs me and shakes me and she says:
-
-"You little liar, you, what do you mean by that tale you told?"
-
-I thinks that lamming is about due now. But whilst all eyes is turned on
-me and Elmira, they comes a voice from that cistern. It is Hank's voice,
-and he sings out:
-
-"Tom Alexander, is that you?"
-
-Some of the women scream, for some thinks it is Hank's ghost. But one
-woman says what would a ghost be doing in a cistern?
-
-Tom Alexander, he laughs and he says:
-
-"What in blazes you want to jump in there fur, Hank?"
-
-"You dern ijut!" says Hank, "you quit mocking me and get a ladder, and
-when I get out'n here I'll learn you to ast what did I want to jump in
-here fur!"
-
-"You never seen the day you could do it," says Tom Alexander, meaning
-the day he could lick him. "And if you feel that way about it you can
-stay there fur all of me. I guess a little water won't hurt you none."
-And he left the house.
-
-"Elmira," sings out Hank, mad and bossy, "you go get me a ladder!"
-
-But Elmira, her temper riz up too, all of a sudden.
-
-"Don't you dare order me around like I was the dirt under your feet,
-Hennerey Walters," she says.
-
-At that Hank fairly roared, he was so mad. He says:
-
-"Elmira, when I get out'n here I'll give you what you won't fergit in a
-hurry. I hearn you a-forgiving me and a-weeping over me, and I won't be
-forgive nor weeped over by no one! You go and get that ladder."
-
-But Elmira only answers:
-
-"You wasn't sober when you fell into there, Hennerey Walters. And now
-you can jest stay in there till you get a better temper on you!" And all
-the women says: "That's right, Elmira; spunk up to him!"
-
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-
-They was considerable splashing around in the water fur a couple of
-minutes. And then, all of a sudden, a live fish come a-whirling out
-of that hole, which he had ketched it with his hands. It was a big
-bullhead, and its whiskers around its mouth was stiffened into spikes,
-and it lands kerplump into Mis' Rogers's lap, a-wiggling, and it kind
-o' horns her on the hands, and she is that surprised she faints. Mis'
-Primrose, she gets up and pushes that fish back into the cistern with
-her foot from the floor where it had fell, and she says right decided:
-
-"Elmira Walters, that was Elmira Appleton, if you let Hank out'n that
-cistern before he has signed the pledge and promised to jine the church
-you're a bigger fool 'n I take you to be. A woman has got to make a
-stand!" With that she marches out'n our house.
-
-Then all the women sings out:
-
-"Send fur Brother Cartwright! Send fur Brother Cartwright!"
-
-And they sent me scooting acrost town to get him quick. Which he was the
-preacher of the Baptist church and lived next to it. And I hadn't got no
-lamming yet!
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-
-I never stopped to tell but two, three folks on the way to Brother
-Cartwright's, but they must of spread it quick. 'Cause when I got back
-home with him it seemed like the hull town was there. It was along about
-dusk by this time, and it was a prayer-meeting night at the church.
-Mr. Cartwright told his wife to tell the folks what come to the
-prayer-meeting he'd be back before long, and to wait fur him. Which she
-really told them where he had went, and what fur. Mr. Cartwright
-marches right into the kitchen. All the chairs in our house was into the
-kitchen, and the women was a-talking and a-laughing, and they had sent
-over to Alexanderses for their chairs and to Rogerses for theirn. Every
-oncet in a while they would be a awful bust of language come up from
-that hole where that unreginerate old sinner was cooped up in.
-
-I have travelled around considerable since them days, and I have mixed
-up along of many kinds of people in many different places, and some
-of 'em was cussers to admire. But I never hearn such cussing before or
-since as old Hank done that night. He busted his own records and riz
-higher'n his own water marks for previous times. I wasn't nothing but
-a little kid then, and skeercly fitten fur to admire the full beauty of
-it. They was deep down cusses, that come from the heart. Looking back
-at it after all these years, I can believe what Brother Cartwright said
-himself that night, that it wasn't natcheral cussing and some higher
-power, like a demon or a evil sperrit, must of entered into Hank's human
-carkis and give that turrible eloquence to his remarks. It busted out
-every few minutes, and the women would put their fingers into their ears
-till a spell was over. And it was personal, too. Hank, he would listen
-until he hearn a woman's voice that he knowed, and then he would let
-loose on her fambly, going backwards to her grandfathers and downwards
-to her children's children. If her father had once stolen a hog, or her
-husband done any disgrace that got found out on him, Hank would put it
-all into his gineral remarks, with trimmings onto it.
-
-Brother Cartwright, he steps up to the hole in the floor when he first
-comes in and he says, gentle-like and soothing, like a undertaker when he
-tells you where to set at a home funeral:
-
-"Brother Walters."
-
-"Brother!" Hank yells out, "don't ye brother me, you sniffling,
-psalm-singing, yaller-faced, pigeon-toed hippercrit, you! Get me a
-ladder, gol dern you, and I'll come out'n here and learn you to brother
-me, I will." Only that wasn't nothing to what Hank really said to that
-preacher; no more like it than a little yaller, fluffy canary is like a
-buzzard.
-
-"Brother Walters," says the preacher, ca'am but firm, "we have all
-decided that you ain't going to come out of that cistern till you sign
-the pledge."
-
-And Hank tells him what he thinks of pledges and him and church doings,
-and it wasn't purty. And he says if he was as deep in eternal fire as
-what he now is in rain-water, and every fish that nibbles at his toes
-was a preacher with a red-hot pitchfork a-jabbing at him, they could jab
-till the hull hereafter turned into snow afore he'd ever sign nothing a
-man like Mr. Cartwright give him to sign. Hank was stubborner than any
-mule he ever nailed shoes onto, and proud of being that stubborn. That
-town was a awful religious town, and Hank he knowed he was called the
-most onreligious man in it, and he was proud of that too; and if any one
-called him a heathen it jest plumb tickled him all over.
-
-"Brother Walters," says that preacher, "we are going to pray for you."
-
-And they done it. They brought all them chairs close up around that
-cistern, in a ring, and they all kneeled down there, with their heads
-on 'em, and they prayed fur Hank's salvation. They done it up in style,
-too, one at a time, and the others singing out, "Amen!" every now and
-then, and they shed tears down onto Hank. The front yard was crowded
-with men, all a-laughing and a-talking and chawing and spitting tobacco
-and betting how long Hank would hold out. Old Si Emery, that was the
-city marshal, and always wore a big nickel-plated star, was out there
-with 'em. Si was in a sweat, 'cause Bill Nolan, that run the bar-room,
-and some more of Hank's friends, or as near friends as he had, was out
-in the road. They says to Si he must arrest that preacher, fur Hank is
-being gradual murdered in that there water, and he'll die if he's helt
-there too long, and it will be a crime. Only they didn't come into the
-yard to say it amongst us religious folks. But Si, he says he dassent
-arrest no one because it is outside the town copperation; but he's
-considerable worried too about what his duty orter be.
-
-Pretty soon the gang that Mrs. Cartwright has rounded up at the
-prayer-meeting comes stringing along in. They had all brung their hymn
-books with them, and they sung. The hull town was there then, and they
-all sung, and they sung revival hymns over Hank. And Hank he would jest
-cuss and cuss. Every time he busted out into another cussing spell they
-would start another hymn. Finally the men out in the front yard got
-warmed up too, and begun to sing, all but Bill Nolan's crowd, and they
-give Hank up for lost and went away disgusted.
-
-The first thing you knowed they was a reg'lar revival meeting there, and
-that preacher was preaching a reg'lar revival sermon. I been to more'n
-one camp meeting, but fur jest natcherally taking holt of the hull human
-race by the slack of its pants and dangling of it over hell-fire, I
-never hearn nothing could come up to that there sermon. Two or three old
-backsliders in the crowd come right up and repented all over agin on the
-spot. The hull kit and biling of 'em got the power good and hard, like
-they does at camp meetings and revivals. But Hank, he only cussed. He
-was obstinate, Hank was, and his pride and dander had riz up. Finally he
-says:
-
-"You're taking a ornery, low-down advantage o' me, you are. Let me out'n
-this here cistern and I'll show you who'll stick it out longest on dry
-land, dern your religious hides!"
-
-Some of the folks there hadn't had no suppers, so after all the other
-sinners but Hank had either got converted or else sneaked away, some of
-the women says why not make a kind of love feast out of it, and bring
-some vittles, like they does to church sociables. Because it seems
-likely Satan is going to wrastle all night long, like he done with the
-angel Jacob, and they ought to be prepared. So they done it. They went
-and they come back with vittles and they made up hot coffee and they
-feasted that preacher and theirselves and Elmira and me, all right in
-Hank's hearing.
-
-And Hank was getting hungry himself. And he was cold in that water. And
-the fish was nibbling at him. And he was getting cussed out and weak and
-soaked full of despair. And they wasn't no way fur him to set down and
-rest. And he was scared of getting a cramp in his legs, and sinking down
-with his head under water and being drownded. He said afterward he'd of
-done the last with pleasure if they was any way of suing that crowd fur
-murder. So along about ten o'clock he sings out:
-
-"I give in, gosh dern ye! I give in. Let me out and I'll sign your pesky
-pledge!"
-
-Brother Cartwright was fur getting a ladder and letting him climb out
-right away. But Elmira, she says:
-
-"Don't you do it, Brother Cartwright; don't you do it. You don't know
-Hank Walters like I does. If he oncet gets out o' there before he's
-signed that pledge, he won't never sign it."
-
-So they fixed it up that Brother Cartwright was to write out a pledge
-on the inside leaf of the Bible, and tie the Bible onto a string, and a
-lead pencil onto another string, and let the strings down to Hank,
-and he was to make his mark, fur he couldn't write, and they was to be
-pulled up agin. Hank, he says all right, and they done it. But jest as
-Hank was making his mark on the leaf of the book, that preacher done
-what I has always thought was a mean trick. He was lying on the floor
-with his head and shoulders into that hole as fur as he could, holding
-a lantern way down into it, so as Hank could see. And jest as Hank made
-that mark he spoke some words over him, and then he says:
-
-"Now, Henry Walters, I have baptized you, and you are a member of the
-church."
-
-You'd a thought Hank would of broke out cussing agin at being took
-unexpected that-a-way, fur he hadn't really agreed to nothing but
-signing the pledge. But nary a cuss. He jest says: "Now, you get that
-ladder."
-
-They got it, and he clumb up into the kitchen, dripping and shivering.
-
-"You went and baptized me in that water?" he asts the preacher. The
-preacher says he has.
-
-"Then," says Hank, "you done a low-down trick on me. You knowed I has
-made my brags I never jined no church nor never would jine. You knowed
-I was proud of that. You knowed that it was my glory to tell of it, and
-that I set a heap of store by it in every way. And now you've went and
-took it away from me! You never fought it out fair and square, neither,
-man playing to outlast man, like you done with this here pledge, but you
-sneaked it in on me when I wasn't looking."
-
-They was a lot of men in that crowd that thought the preacher had went
-too far, and sympathized with Hank. The way he done about that hurt
-Brother Cartwright in our town, and they was a split in the church,
-because some said it wasn't reg'lar and wasn't binding. He lost his
-job after a while and become an evangelist. Which it don't make no
-difference what one of them does, nohow.
-
-But Hank, he always thought he had been baptized reg'lar. And he never
-was the same afterward. He had made his life-long brags, and his pride
-was broke in that there one pertic'ler spot. And he sorrered and grieved
-over it a good 'eal, and got grouchier and grouchier and meaner and
-meaner, and lickered oftener, if anything. Signing the pledge couldn't
-hold Hank. He was worse in every way after that night in the cistern,
-and took to lamming me harder and harder.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-
-Well, all the lammings Hank laid on never done me any good. It seemed
-like I was jest natcherally cut out to have no success in life, and no
-amount of whaling could change it, though Hank, he was faithful. Before
-I was twelve years old the hull town had seen it, and they wasn't
-nothing else expected of me except not to be any good.
-
-That had its handy sides to it, too. They was lots of kids there that
-had to go to school, but Hank, he never would of let me done that if I
-had ast him, and I never asted. And they was lots of kids considerably
-bothered all the time with their parents and relations. They made 'em go
-to Sunday School, and wash up reg'lar all over on Saturday nights, and
-put on shoes and stockings part of the time, even in the summer, and
-some of 'em had to ast to go in swimming, and the hull thing was
-a continuous trouble and privation to 'em. But they wasn't nothing
-perdicted of me, and I done like it was perdicted. Everybody 'lowed
-from the start that Hank would of made trash out'n me, even if I hadn't
-showed all the signs of being trash anyhow. And if they was devilment
-anywhere about that town they all says, "Danny, he done it." And like as
-not I has. So I gets to be what you might call an outcast. All the kids
-whose folks ain't trash, their mothers tells 'em not to run with me no
-more. Which they done it all the more fur that reason, on the sly, and
-it makes me more important with them.
-
-But when I gets a little bigger, all that makes me feel kind o' bad
-sometimes. It ain't so handy then. Fur folks gets to saying, when I
-would come around:
-
-"Danny, what do _you_ want?"
-
-And if I says, "Nothing," they would say:
-
-"Well, then, you get out o' here!"
-
-Which they needn't of been suspicioning nothing like they pertended they
-did, fur I never stole nothing more'n worter millions and mush millions
-and such truck, and mebby now and then a chicken us kids use to roast in
-the woods on Sundays, and jest as like as not it was one of Hank's hens
-then, which I figgered I'd earnt it.
-
-Fur Hank, he had streaks when he'd work me considerable hard. He never
-give me any money fur it. He loafed a lot too, and when he'd loaf I'd
-loaf. But I did pick up right smart of handiness with tools around that
-there shop of his'n, and if he'd ever of used me right I might of turned
-into a purty fair blacksmith. But it wasn't no use trying to work fur
-Hank. When I was about fifteen, times is right bad around the house fur
-a spell, and Elmira is working purty hard, and I thinks to myself:
-
-"Well, these folks has kind o' brung you up, and you ain't never done
-more'n Hank made you do. Mebby you orter stick to work a little more
-when they's a job in the shop, even if Hank don't."
-
-Which I tried it fur about two or three years, doing as much work around
-the shop as Hank done and mebby more. But it wasn't no use. One day
-when I'm about eighteen, I seen awful plain I'll have to light out from
-there. They was a circus come to town that day. I says to Hank:
-
-"Hank, they is a circus this afternoon and agin to-night."
-
-"So I has hearn," says Hank.
-
-"Are you going to it?" says I.
-
-"I mout," says Hank, "and then agin I moutn't. I don't see as it's no
-consarns of yourn, nohow." I knowed he was going, though. Hank, he never
-missed a circus.
-
-"Well," I says, "they wasn't no harm to ast, was they?"
-
-"Well, you've asted, ain't you?" says Hank.
-
-"Well, then," says I, "I'd like to go to that there circus myself."
-
-"They ain't no use in me saying fur you not to go," says Hank, "fur you
-would go anyhow. You always does go off when you is needed."
-
-"But I ain't got no money," I says, "and I was going to ast you could
-you spare me half a dollar?"
-
-"Great Jehosephat!" says Hank, "but ain't you getting stuck up! What's
-the matter of you crawling in under the tent like you always done? First
-thing I know you'll be wanting a pair of these here yaller shoes and a
-stove-pipe hat."
-
-"No," says I, "I ain't no dude, Hank, and you know it. But they is
-always things about a circus to spend money on besides jest the circus
-herself. They is the side show, fur instance, and they is the grand
-concert afterward. I calkelated I'd take 'em all in this year--the hull
-dern thing, jest fur oncet."
-
-Hank, he looks at me like I'd asted fur a house 'n' lot, or a million
-dollars, or something like that. But he don't say nothing. He jest
-snorts.
-
-"Hank," I says, "I been doing right smart work around the shop fur two,
-three years now. If you wasn't loafing so much you'd a noticed it more.
-And I ain't never ast fur a cent of pay fur it, nor--"
-
-"You ain't wuth no pay," says Hank. "You ain't wuth nothing but to eat
-vittles and wear out clothes."
-
-"Well," I says, "I figger I earn my vittles and a good 'eal more. And as
-fur as clothes goes, I never had none but what Elmira made out'n yourn."
-
-"Who brung you up?" asts Hank.
-
-"You done it," says I, "and by your own say-so you done a dern poor job
-at it."
-
-"You go to that there circus," says Hank, a-flaring up, "and I'll
-lambaste you up to a inch of your life. So fur as handing out money fur
-you to sling it to the dogs, I ain't no bank, and if I was I ain't no
-ijut. But you jest let me hear of you even going nigh that circus lot
-and all the lammings you has ever got, rolled into one, won't be
-a measly little sarcumstance to what you _will_ get. They ain't no
-leather-faced young upstart with weepin'-willow hail going to throw up
-to me how I brung him up. That's gratitood fur you, that is!" says Hank.
-"If it hadn't of been fur me giving you a home when I found you first,
-where would you of been now?"
-
-"Well," I says, "I might of been a good 'eal better off. If you hadn't
-of took me in the Alexanderses would of, and then I wouldn't of been
-kep' out of school and growed up a ignoramus like you is."
-
-"I never had no trouble keeping you away from school, I notice," says
-Hank, with a snort. "This is the first I ever hearn of you wanting to go
-there."
-
-Which was true in one way, and a lie in another. I hadn't never wanted
-to go till lately, but he'd of lammed me if I had of wanted to. He
-always said he would. And now I was too big and knowed it.
-
-Well, Hank, he never give me no money, so I watches my chancet that
-afternoon and slips in under the tent the same as always. And I lays low
-under them green benches and wiggled through when I seen a good chancet.
-The first person I seen was Hank. Of course he seen me, and he shook
-his fist at me in a promising kind of way, and they wasn't no trouble
-figgering out what he meant. Fur a while I didn't enjoy that circus to
-no extent. Fur I was thinking that if Hank tries to lick me fur it I'll
-fight him back this time, which I hadn't never fit him back much yet fur
-fear he'd pick up something iron around the shop and jest natcherally
-lay me cold with it.
-
-I got home before Hank did. It was nigh sundown, and I was waiting in
-the door of the shop fur Elmira to holler vittles is ready, and Hank
-come along. He didn't waste no time. He steps inside the shop and he
-takes down a strap and he says:
-
-"You come here and take off your shirt."
-
-But I jest moves away. Hank, he runs in on me, and he swings his strap.
-I throwed up my arm, and it cut me acrost the knuckles. I run in on him,
-and he dropped the strap and fetched me an openhanded smack plumb on the
-mouth that jarred my head back and like to of busted it loose. Then I
-got right mad, and I run in on him agin, and this time I got to him, and
-wrastled with him.
-
-Well, sir, I never was so surprised in all my life before. Fur I hadn't
-had holt on him more'n a minute before I seen I'm stronger than Hank
-is. I throwed him, and he hit the ground with considerable of a jar, and
-then I put my knee in the pit of his stomach and churned it a couple.
-And I thinks to myself what a fool I must of been fur better'n a year,
-because I might of done this any time. I got him by the ears and I
-slammed his head into the gravel a few times, him a-reaching fur my
-throat, and a-pounding me with his fists, but me a-taking the licks and
-keeping holt. And I had a mighty contented time fur a few minutes there
-on top of Hank, chuckling to myself, and batting him one every now and
-then fur luck, and trying to make him holler it's enough. But Hank is
-stubborn and he won't holler. And purty soon I thinks, what am I going
-to do? Fur Hank will be so mad when I let him up he'll jest natcherally
-kill me, without I kill him. And I was scared, because I don't want
-neither one of them things to happen. Whilst I was thinking it over,
-and getting scareder and scareder, and banging Hank's head harder and
-harder, some one grabs me from behind.
-
-They was two of them, and one gets my collar and one gets the seat of
-my pants, and they drug me off'n him. Hank, he gets up, and then he sets
-down sudden on a horse block and wipes his face on his sleeve, which
-they was considerable blood come onto the sleeve.
-
-I looks around to see who has had holt of me, and it is two men. One
-of them looks about seven feet tall, on account of a big plug hat and a
-long white linen duster, and has a beautiful red beard. In the road
-they is a big stout road wagon, with a canopy top over it, pulled by two
-hosses, and on the wagon box they is a strip of canvas. Which I couldn't
-read then what was wrote on the canvas, but I learnt later it said, in
-big print:
-
-SIWASH INDIAN SAGRAW. NATURE'S UNIVERSAL MEDICINAL SPECIFIC. DISCOVERED
-BY DR. HARTLEY L. KIRBY AMONG THE ABORIGINES OF OREGON.
-
-
-On account of being so busy, neither Hank nor me had hearn the wagon
-come along the road and stop. The big man in the plug hat, he says, or
-they was words to that effect, jest as serious:
-
-"Why are you mauling the aged gent?"
-
-"Well," says I, "he needed it considerable."
-
-"But," says he, still more solemn, "the good book says to honour thy
-father and thy mother."
-
-"Well," I says, "mebby it does and mebby it don't. But _he_ ain't my
-father, nohow. And he ain't been getting no more'n his come-uppings."
-
-"Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord," the big man remarks, very serious.
-Hank, he riz up then, and he says:
-
-"Mister, be you a preacher? 'Cause if you be, the sooner you have druv
-on, the better fur ye. I got a grudge agin all preachers."
-
-That feller, he jest looks Hank over ca'am and easy and slow before he
-answers, and he wrinkles up his face like he never seen anything like
-Hank before. Then he fetches a kind o' aggervating smile, and he says:
-
-
-"Beneath a shady chestnut tree The village blacksmith stands.
-The smith, a pleasant soul is he With warts upon his hands--"
-
-
-
-He stares at Hank hard and solemn and serious while he is saying that
-poetry at him. Hank fidgets and turns his eyes away. But the feller
-touches him on the breast with his finger, and makes him look at him.
-
-"My honest friend," says the feller, "I am _not_ a preacher. Not right
-now, anyhow. No! My mission is spreading the glad tidings of good
-health. Look at me," and he swells his chest up, and keeps a-holt
-of Hank's eyes with his'n. "You behold before you the discoverer,
-manufacturer, and proprietor of Siwash Indian Sagraw, nature's own
-remedy for Bright's Disease, rheumatism, liver and kidney trouble,
-catarrh, consumption, bronchitis, ring-worm, erysipelas, lung fever,
-typhoid, croup, dandruff, stomach trouble, dyspepsia--" And they was a
-lot more of 'em.
-
-"Well," says Hank, sort o' backing up as the big man come nearer and
-nearer to him, jest natcherally bully-ragging him with them eyes, "I got
-none of them there complaints."
-
-The doctor he kind o' snarls, and he brings his hand down hard on Hank's
-shoulder, and he says:
-
-"There are more things betwixt Dan and Beersheba than was ever dreamt
-of in thy sagacity, Romeo!" Or they was words to that effect, fur that
-doctor was jest plumb full of Scripter quotations. And he sings out
-sudden, giving Hank a shove that nearly pushes him over: "Man alive!" he
-yells, "you _don't know_ what disease you may have! Many's the strong man
-I've seen rejoicing in his strength at the dawn of day cut down like the
-grass in the field before sunset," he says.
-
-Hank, he's trying to look the other way, but that doctor won't let his
-eyes wiggle away from his'n. He says very sharp:
-
-"Stick out your tongue!"
-
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-
-Hank, he sticks her out.
-
-The doctor, he takes some glasses out'n his pocket and puts 'em on, and
-he fetches a long look at her. Then he opens his mouth like he was going
-to say something, and shuts it agin like his feelings won't let him. He
-puts his arm across Hank's shoulder affectionate and sad, and then he
-turns his head away like they was some one dead in the fambly. Finally,
-he says:
-
-"I thought so. I saw it. I saw it in your eyes when I first drove up. I
-hope," he says, very mournful, "I haven't come too late!"
-
-Hank, he turns pale. I was getting sorry fur Hank myself. I seen now why
-I licked him so easy. Any one could of told from that doctor's actions
-Hank was as good as a dead man already. But Hank, he makes a big effort,
-and he says:
-
-"Shucks! I'm sixty-eight years old, doctor, and I hain't never had a
-sick day in my life." But he was awful uneasy too.
-
-The doctor, he says to the feller with him: "Looey, bring me one of the
-sample size."
-
-Looey brung it, the doctor never taking his eyes off'n Hank. He handed
-it to Hank, and he says:
-
-"A whiskey glass full three times a day, my friend, and there is a good
-chance for even you. I give it to you, without money and without price."
-
-"But what have I got?" asts Hank.
-
-"You have spinal meningitis," says the doctor, never batting an eye.
-
-"Will this here cure me?" says Hank.
-
-"It'll cure _anything_," says the doctor.
-
-Hank he says, "Shucks," agin, but he took the bottle and pulled the cork
-out and smelt it, right thoughtful. And what them fellers had stopped
-at our place fur was to have the shoe of the nigh hoss's off hind foot
-nailed on, which it was most ready to drop off. Hank, he done it fur a
-regulation, dollar-size bottle and they druv on into the village.
-
-Right after supper I goes down town. They was in front of Smith's Palace
-Hotel. They was jest starting up when I got there. Well, sir, that
-doctor was a sight. He didn't have his duster onto him, but his
-stove-pipe hat was, and one of them long Prince Alferd coats nearly to
-his knees, and shiny shoes, but his vest was cut out holler fur to show
-his biled shirt, and it was the pinkest shirt I ever see, and in the
-middle of that they was a diamond as big as Uncle Pat Hickey's wen,
-what was one of the town sights. No, sir; they never was a man with more
-genuine fashionableness sticking out all over him than Doctor Kirby. He
-jest fairly wallered in it.
-
-I hadn't paid no pertic'ler attention to the other feller with him when
-they stopped at our place, excepting to notice he was kind of slim
-and blackhaired and funny complected. But I seen now I orter of looked
-closeter. Fur I'll be dad-binged if he weren't an Injun! There he set,
-under that there gasoline lamp the wagon was all lit up with, with
-moccasins on, and beads and shells all over him, and the gaudiest turkey
-tail of feathers rainbowing down from his head you ever see, and a
-blanket around him that was gaudier than the feathers. And he shined and
-rattled every time he moved.
-
-That wagon was a hull opry house to itself. It was rolled out in front
-of Smith's Palace Hotel without the hosses. The front part was filled
-with bottles of medicine. The doctor, he begun business by taking out a
-long brass horn and tooting on it. They was about a dozen come, but they
-was mostly boys. Then him and the Injun picked up some banjoes and sung
-a comic song out loud and clear. And they was another dozen or so
-come. And they sung another song, and Pop Wilkins, he closed up the
-post-office and come over and the other two veterans of the Grand Army
-of the Republicans that always plays checkers in there nights come along
-with him. But it wasn't much of a crowd, and the doctor he looked sort
-o' worried. I had a good place, right near the hind wheel of the wagon
-where he rested his foot occasional, and I seen what he was thinking. So
-I says to him:
-
-"Doctor Kirby, I guess the crowd is all gone to the circus agin
-to-night." And all them fellers there seen I knowed him.
-
-"I guess so, Rube," he says to me. And they all laughed 'cause he called
-me Rube, and I felt kind of took down.
-
-Then he lit in to tell about that Injun medicine. First off he told how
-he come to find out about it. It was the father of the Injun what
-was with him had showed him, he said. And it was in the days of his
-youthfulness, when he was wild, and a cowboy on the plains of Oregon.
-Well, one night he says, they was an awful fight on the plains of
-Oregon, wherever them is, and he got plugged full of bullet holes. And
-his hoss run away with him and he was carried off, and the hoss was
-going at a dead run, and the blood was running down onto the ground. And
-the wolves smelt the blood and took out after him, yipping and yowling
-something frightful to hear, and the hoss he kicked out behind and
-killed the head wolf and the others stopped to eat him up, and while
-they was eating him the hoss gained a quarter of a mile. But they et him
-up and they was gaining agin, fur the smell of human blood was on the
-plains of Oregon, he says, and the sight of his mother's face when she
-ast him never to be a cowboy come to him in the moonlight, and he knowed
-that somehow all would yet be well, and then he must of fainted and he
-knowed no more till he woke up in a tent on the plains of Oregon. And
-they was an old Injun bending over him and a beautiful Injun maiden was
-feeling of his pulse, and they says to him:
-
-"Pale face, take hope, fur we will doctor you with Siwash Injun Sagraw,
-which is nature's own cure fur all diseases."
-
-They done it. And he got well. It had been a secret among them there
-Injuns fur thousands and thousands of years. Any Injun that give away
-the secret was killed and rubbed off the rolls of the tribe and buried
-in disgrace upon the plains of Oregon. And the doctor was made a blood
-brother of the chief, and learnt the secret of that medicine. Finally
-he got the chief to see as it wasn't Christian to hold back that
-there medicine from the world no longer, and the chief, his heart was
-softened, and he says to go.
-
-"Go, my brother," he says, "and give to the pale faces the medicine
-that has been kept secret fur thousands and thousands of years among the
-Siwash Injuns on the plains of Oregon."
-
-And he went. It wasn't that he wanted to make no money out of that there
-medicine. He could of made all the money he wanted being a doctor in the
-reg'lar way. But what he wanted was to spread the glad tidings of good
-health all over this fair land of ourn, he says.
-
-Well, sir, he was a talker, that there doctor was, and he knowed more
-religious sayings and poetry along with it, than any feller I ever
-hearn. He goes on and he tells how awful sick people can manage to get
-and never know it, and no one else never suspicion it, and live along
-fur years and years that-a-way, and all the time in danger of death. He
-says it makes him weep when he sees them poor diluted fools going around
-and thinking they is well men, talking and laughing and marrying and
-giving in to marriage right on the edge of the grave. He sees dozens of
-'em in every town he comes to. But they can't fool him, he says. He can
-tell at a glance who's got Bright's Disease in their kidneys and who
-ain't. His own father, he says, was deathly sick fur years and years and
-never knowed it, and the knowledge come on him sudden like, and he died.
-That was before Siwash Injun Sagraw was ever found out about. Doctor
-Kirby broke down and cried right there in the wagon when he thought of
-how his father might of been saved if he was only alive now that that
-medicine was put up into bottle form, six fur a five-dollar bill so long
-as he was in town, and after that two dollars fur each bottle at the
-drug store.
-
-He unrolled a big chart and the Injun helt it by that there gasoline
-lamp, so all could see, turning the pages now and then. It was a map of
-a man's inside organs and digestive ornaments and things. They was red
-and blue, like each organ's own disease had turned it, and some of 'em
-was yaller. And they was a long string of diseases printed in black
-hanging down from each organ's picture. I never knowed before they was
-so many diseases nor yet so many things to have 'em in.
-
-Well, I was feeling purty good when that show started. But the doc,
-he kep' looking right at me every now and then when he talked, and I
-couldn't keep my eyes off'n him.
-
-"Does your heart beat fast when you exercise?" he asts the crowd. "Is
-your tongue coated after meals? Do your eyes leak when your nose is
-stopped up? Do you perspire under your arm pits? Do you ever have a
-ringing in your ears? Does your stomach hurt you after meals? Does your
-back ever ache? Do you ever have pains in your legs? Do your eyes blur
-when you look at the sun? Are your teeth coated? Does your hair come out
-when you comb it? Is your breath short when you walk up stairs? Do your
-feet swell in warm weather? Are there white spots on your finger nails?
-Do you draw your breath part of the time through one nostril and part
-of the time through the other? Do you ever have nightmare? Did your
-nose bleed easily when you were growing up? Does your skin fester when
-scratched? Are your eyes gummy in the mornings? Then," he says, "if you
-have any or all of these symptoms, your blood is bad, and your liver is
-wasting away."
-
-Well, sir, I seen I was in a bad way, fur at one time or another I had
-had most of them there signs and warnings, and hadn't heeded 'em, and I
-had some of 'em yet. I begun to feel kind o' sick, and looking at them
-organs and diseases didn't help me none, either. The doctor, he lit out
-on another string of symptoms, and I had them, too. Seems to me I had
-purty nigh everything but fits. Kidney complaint and consumption both
-had a holt on me. It was about a even bet which would get me first. I
-kind o' got to wondering which. I figgered from what he said that I'd
-had consumption the _longest_ while, but my kind of kidney trouble was an
-awful SLY kind, and it was lible to jump in without no warning a-tall
-and jest natcherally wipe me out _quick_. So I sort o' bet on the
-kidney trouble. But I seen I was a goner, and I forgive Hank all his
-orneriness, fur a feller don't want to die holding grudges.
-
-Taking it the hull way through, that was about the best medicine show I
-ever seen. But they didn't sell much. All the people what had any money
-was to the circus agin that night. So they sung some more songs and
-closed early and went into the hotel.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-
-Well, the next morning I'm feeling considerable better, and think mebby
-I'm going to live after all. I got up earlier'n Hank did, and slipped
-out without him seeing me, and didn't go nigh the shop a-tall. Fur now
-I've licked Hank oncet I figger he won't rest till he has wiped that
-disgrace out, and he won't care a dern what he picks up to do it with,
-nuther.
-
-They was a crick about a hundred yards from our house, in the woods,
-and I went over there and laid down and watched it run by. I laid awful
-still, thinking I wisht I was away from that town. Purty soon a squirrel
-comes down and sets on a log and watches me. I throwed an acorn at him,
-and he scooted up a tree quicker'n scatt. And then I wisht I hadn't
-scared him away, fur it looked like he knowed I was in trouble. Purty
-soon I takes a swim, and comes out and lays there some more, spitting
-into the water and thinking what shall I do now, and watching birds and
-things moving around, and ants working harder'n ever I would agin unless
-I got better pray fur it, and these here tumble bugs kicking their loads
-along hind end to.
-
-After a while it is getting along toward noon, and I'm feeling hungry.
-But I don't want to have no more trouble with Hank, and I jest lays
-there. I hearn two men coming through the underbrush. I riz up on my
-elbow to look, and one of them was Doctor Kirby and the other was Looey,
-only Looey wasn't an Injun this morning.
-
-They sets down on the roots of a big tree a little ways off, with their
-backs toward me, and they ain't seen me. So nacherally I listened to
-what they was jawing about. They was both kind o' mad at the hull world,
-and at our town in pertic'ler, and some at each other, too. The doctor,
-he says:
-
-"I haven't had such rotten luck since I played the bloodhound in a Tom
-Show--Were you ever an 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' artist, Looey?--and a justice
-of the peace over in Iowa fined me five dollars for being on the street
-without a muzzle. Said it was a city ordinance. Talk about the gentle
-Rube being an easy mark! If these country towns don't get the wandering
-minstrel's money one way they will another!"
-
-"It's your own fault," says Looey, kind o' sour.
-
-"I can't see it," says Doctor Kirby. "How did I know that all these
-apple-knockers had been filled up with Sykes's Magic Remedy only two
-weeks ago? I may have been a spiritualistic medium in my time now and
-then," he says, "and a mind reader, too, but I'm no prophet."
-
-"I ain't talking about the business, Doc, and you know it," says Looey.
-"We'd be all right and have our horses and wagon now if you'd only stuck
-to business and not got us into that poker game. Talk about suckers!
-Doc, for a man that has skinned as many of 'em as you have, you're the
-worst sucker yourself I ever saw."
-
-The doctor, he cusses the poker game and country towns and medicine
-shows and the hull creation and says he is so disgusted with life he
-guesses he'll go and be a preacher or a bearded lady in a sideshow. But
-Looey, he don't cheer up none. He says:
-
-"All right, Doc, but it's no use talking. You can _talk_ all right. We all
-know that. The question is how are we going to get our horses and wagon
-away from these Rubes?"
-
-I listens some more, and I seen them fellers was really into bad
-trouble. Doctor Kirby, he had got into a poker game at Smith's Palace
-Hotel the night before, right after the show. He had won from Jake
-Smith, which run it, and from the others. But shucks! it never made no
-difference what you won in that crowd. They had done Doctor Kirby and
-Looey like they always done a drummer or a stranger that come along to
-that town and was fool enough to play poker with them. They wasn't a
-chancet fur an outsider. If the drummer lost, they would take his money
-and that would be all they was to it. But if the drummer got to winning
-good, some one would slip out'n the hotel and tell Si Emery, which was
-the city marshal. And Si would get Ralph Scott, that worked fur Jake
-Smith in his livery stable, and pin a star onto Ralph, too. And they
-would be arrested fur gambling, only them that lived in our town would
-get away. Which Si and Ralph was always scared every time they done it.
-Then the drummer, or whoever it was, would be took to the calaboose, and
-spend all night there.
-
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-
-In the morning they would be took before Squire Matthews, that was
-justice of the peace. They would be fined a big fine, and he would get
-all the drummer had won and all he had brung to town with him besides.
-Squire Matthews and Jake Smith and Windy Goodell and Mart Watson, which
-the two last was lawyers, was always playing that there game on drummers
-that was fool enough to play poker. Hank, he says he bet they divided it
-up afterward, though it was supposed them fines went to the town. Well,
-they played a purty closte game of poker in our little town. It was jest
-like the doctor says to Looey:
-
-"By George," he says, "it is a well-nigh perfect thing. If you lose you
-lose, and if you win you lose."
-
-Well, the doctor, he had started out winning the night before. And Si
-Emery and Ralph Scott had arrested them. And that morning, while I had
-been laying by the crick and the rest of the town was seeing the fun,
-they had been took afore Squire Matthews and fined one hundred and
-twenty-five dollars apiece. The doctor, he tells Squire Matthews it
-is an outrage, and it ain't legal if tried in a bigger court, and they
-ain't that much money in the world so fur as he knows, and he won't pay
-it. But, the squire, he says the time has come to teach them travelling
-fakirs as is always running around the country with shows and electric
-belts and things that they got to stop dreening that town of hard-earned
-money, and he has decided to make an example of 'em. The only two
-lawyers in town is Windy and Mart, which has been in the poker game
-theirselves, the same as always. The doctor says the hull thing is a
-put-up job, and he can't get the money, and he wouldn't if he could, and
-he'll lay in that town calaboose and rot the rest of his life and eat
-the town poor before he'll stand it. And the squire says he'll jest take
-their hosses and wagon fur c'latteral till they make up the rest of the
-two hundred and fifty dollars. And the hosses and wagon was now in the
-livery stable next to Smith's Palace Hotel, which Jake run that too.
-
-Well, I thinks to myself, it _is_ a dern shame, and I felt sorry fur them
-two fellers. Fur our town was jest as good as stealing that property.
-And I felt kind o' shamed of belonging to such a town, too. And I thinks
-to myself, I'd like to help 'em out of that scrape. And then I seen
-how I could do it, and not get took up fur it, neither. So, without
-thinking, all of a sudden I jumps up and says:
-
-"Say, Doctor Kirby, I got a scheme!"
-
-They jumps up too, and they looks at me startled. Then the doctor kind
-o' laughs and says:
-
-"Why, it's the young blacksmith!"
-
-Looey, he says, looking at me hard and suspicious:
-
-"What kind of a scheme are you talking about?"
-
-"Why," says I, "to get that outfit of yourn."
-
-"You've been listening to us," says Looey. Looey was one of them
-quiet-looking fellers that never laughed much nor talked much. Looey,
-he never made fun of nobody, which the doctor was always doing, and I
-wouldn't of cared to make fun of Looey much, either.
-
-"Yes," I says, "I been laying here fur quite a spell, and quite
-natcheral I listened to you, as any one else would of done. And mebby I
-can get that team and wagon of yourn without it costing you a cent."
-
-Well, they didn't know what to say. They asts me how, but I says to
-leave it all to me. "Walk right along down this here crick," I says,
-"till you get to where it comes out'n the woods and runs acrost the road
-in under an iron bridge. That's about a half a mile east. Jest after the
-road crosses the bridge it forks. Take the right fork and walk another
-half a mile and you'll see a little yaller-painted schoolhouse setting
-lonesome on a sand hill. They ain't no school in it now. You wait there
-fur me," I says, "fur a couple of hours. After that if I ain't there
-you'll know I can't make it. But I think I'll make it."
-
-They looks at each other and they looks at me, and then they go off a
-little piece and talk low, and then the doctor says to me:
-
-"Rube," he says, "I don't know how you can work anything on us that
-hasn't been worked already. We've got nothing more we can lose. You go
-to it, Rube." And they started off.
-
-So I went over town. Jake Smith was setting on the piazza in front of
-his hotel, chawing and spitting tobacco, with his feet agin the railing
-like he always done, and one of his eyes squinched up and his hat over
-the other one.
-
-"Jake," I says, "where's that there doctor?"
-
-Jake, he spit careful afore he answered, and he pulled his long,
-scraggly moustache careful, and he squinched his eyes at me. Jake was a
-careful man in everything he done.
-
-"I dunno, Danny," he says. "Why?"
-
-"Well," I says, "Hank sent me over to get that wagon and them hosses of
-theirn and finish that job."
-
-"That there wagon," says Jake, "is in my barn, with Si Emery watching
-her, and she has got to stay there till the law lets her loose." I
-figgered to myself Jake could use that team and wagon in his business,
-and was going to buy her cheap offn the town, what share of her he
-didn't figger he owned already.
-
-"Why, Jake," I says, "I hope they ain't been no trouble of no kind that
-has drug the law into your barn!"
-
-"Well, Danny," he says, "they _has_ been a little trouble. But it's about
-over, now, I guess. And that there outfit belongs to the town now."
-
-"You don't say so!" says I, surprised-like. "When I seen them men last
-night it looked to me like they was too fine dressed to be honest."
-
-"I don't think they be, Danny," says Jake, confidential. "In my opinion
-they is mighty bad customers. But they has got on the wrong side of the
-law now, and I guess they won't stay around here much longer."
-
-"Well," says I, "Hank will be glad."
-
-"Fur what?" asts Jake.
-
-"Well," says I, "because he got his pay in advance fur that job and now
-he don't have to finish it. They come along to our place about sundown
-yesterday, and we nailed a shoe on one hoss. They was a couple of
-other hoofs needed fixing, and the tire on one of the hind wheels was
-beginning to rattle loose."
-
-I had noticed that loose tire when I was standing by the hind wheel the
-night before, and it come in handy now. So I goes on:
-
-"Hank, he allowed he'd fix the hull thing fur six bottles of that Injun
-medicine. Elmira has been ailing lately, and he wanted it fur her. So
-they handed Hank out six bottles then and there."
-
-"Huh!" says Jake. "So the job is all paid fur, is it?"
-
-"Yes," says I, "and I was expecting to do it myself. But now I guess
-I'll go fishing instead. They ain't no other job in the shop."
-
-"I'll be dinged if you've got time to fish," says Jake. "I'm expecting
-mebby to buy that rig off the town myself when the law lets loose of it.
-So if the fixing is paid fur, I want everything fixed."
-
-"Jake," says I, kind of worried like, "I don't want to do it without
-that doctor says to go ahead."
-
-"They ain't his'n no longer," says Jake.
-
-"I dunno," says I, "as you got any right to make me do it, Jake. It
-don't look to me like it's no harm to beat a couple of fellers like them
-out of their medicine. And I _did_ want to go fishing this afternoon."
-
-But Jake was that careful and stingy he'd try to skin a hoss twicet if
-it died. He's bound to get that job done, now.
-
-"Danny," he says, "you gotto do that work. It ain't _honest_ not to. What
-a young feller like you jest starting out into life wants to remember is
-to always be honest. Then," says Jake, squinching up his eyes, "people
-trusts you and you get a good chancet to make money. Look at this here
-hotel and livery stable, Danny. Twenty years ago I didn't have no more'n
-you've got, Danny. But I always went by them mottoes--hard work and
-being honest. You _gotto_ nail them shoes on, Danny, and fix that wheel."
-
-"Well, all right, Jake," says I, "if you feel that way about it. Jest
-give me a chaw of tobacco and come around and help me hitch 'em up."
-
-Si Emery was there asleep on a pile of straw guarding that property. But
-Ralph Scott wasn't around. Si didn't wake up till we had hitched 'em up.
-He says he will ride around to the shop with me. But Jake says:
-
-"It's all right, Si. I'll go over myself and fetch 'em back purty soon."
-Which Si was wore out with being up so late the night before, and goes
-back to sleep agin right off.
-
-Well, sir, they wasn't nothing went wrong. I drove slow through the
-village and past our shop. Hank come to the door of it as I went past.
-But I hit them hosses a lick, and they broke into a right smart trot.
-Elmira, she come onto the porch and I waved my hand at her. She put her
-hand up to her forehead to shut out the sun and jest stared. She didn't
-know I was waving her farewell. Hank, he yelled something at me, but I
-never hearn what. I licked them hosses into a gallop and went around the
-turn of the road. And that's the last I ever seen or hearn of Hank or
-Elmira or that there little town.
-
-
-
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-CHAPTER V
-
-
-I slowed down when I got to the schoolhouse, and both them fellers piled
-in.
-
-"I guess I better turn north fur about a mile and then turn west, Doctor
-Kirby," I says, "so as to make a kind of a circle around that town."
-
-"Why, so, Rube?" he asts me.
-
-"Well," I says, "we left it going east, and they'll foller us east; so
-don't we want to be going west while they're follering east?"
-
-Looey, he agreed with me. But he said it wouldn't be much use, fur we
-would likely be ketched up with and took back and hung or something,
-anyhow. Looey could get the lowest in his sperrits sometimes of any man
-I ever seen.
-
-"Don't be afraid of that," says the doctor. "They are not going to
-follow us. _They_ know they didn't get this property by due process of
-law. _They_ aren't going to take the case into a county court where it
-will all come out about the way they robbed a couple of travelling men
-with a fake trial."
-
-"I guess you know more about the law'n I do," I says. "I kind o' thought
-mebby we stole them hosses."
-
-"Well," he says, "we got 'em, anyhow. And if they try to arrest us
-without a warrant there'll be the deuce to pay. But they aren't going
-to make any more trouble. I know these country crooks. They've got no
-stomach for trouble outside their own township."
-
-Which made me feel considerable better, fur I never been of the opinion
-that going agin the law done any one no good.
-
-They looks around in that wagon, and all their stuff was there--Jake
-Smith and the squire having kep' it all together careful to make things
-seem more legal, I suppose--and the doctor was plumb tickled, and Looey
-felt as cheerful as he ever felt about anything. So the doctor says they
-has everything they needs but some ready money, and he'll get that sure,
-fur he never seen the time he couldn't.
-
-"But, Looey," he says, "I'm done with country hotels from now on.
-They've got the last cent they ever will from me--at least in the summer
-time."
-
-"How you going to work it?" Looey asts him, like he hasn't no hopes it
-will work right.
-
-"Camp out," says the doctor. "I've been thinking it all over." Then he
-turns to me. "Rube," he says, "where are you going?"
-
-"Well," I says, "I ain't pinted nowhere in pertic'ler except away from
-that town we just left. Which my name ain't Rube, Doctor Kirby, but
-Danny."
-
-"Danny what?" asts he.
-
-"Nothing," says I, "jest Danny."
-
-"Well, then, Danny," says he, "how would you like to be an Indian?"
-
-"Medical?" asts I, "or real?"
-
-"Like Looey," says he.
-
-I tells him being a medical Injun and mixed up with a show like his'n
-would suit me down to the ground, and asts him what is the main duties
-of one besides the blankets and the feathers.
-
-"Well," he says, "this camping-out scheme of mine will take a couple of
-Indians. Instead of paying hotel and feed bills we'll pitch our tent,"
-he says, "at the edge of town in each sweet Auburn of the plains. We'll
-save money and we'll be near the throbbing heart of nature. And an
-Indian camp in each place will be a good advertisement for the Sagraw.
-You can look after the horses and learn to do the cooking and that kind
-o' thing. And maybe after while," he says, kind o' working himself up to
-where he thought it was going to be real nice, "maybe after while I will
-give you some insight into the hidden mysteries of selling Siwash Indian
-Sagraw."
-
-"Well," says I, "I'd like to learn that."
-
-"Would you?" says he, kind o' laughing at himself and me too, and yet
-kind o' enthusiastic, "well, then, the first thing you have to do is
-learn how to sell corn salve. Any one that can sell corn salve can sell
-anything. There's a farmhouse right over there, and I'll give you your
-first lesson right now. Rummage around in that satchel there under the
-seat and get me a tin box and some corn salve labels."
-
-I found a lot of labels, and some boxes too. The labels was all
-different sizes, but barring that they all looked about the same to me.
-Whilst I was sizing them up he asts me agin was they any corn salve ones
-in there.
-
-"What colour label is it, Doctor Kirby?" I asts him. Fur they was blue
-labels and white labels and pink labels.
-
-He looks at me right queer. "Can't you read the labels?" he says, right
-sharp.
-
-"Well," I says, "I never been much of a reader when it comes to
-different kind of medicines."
-
-"Corn salve is spelled only one way," says he.
-
-"That's right," I says, "and you'd think I orter be able to pick out a
-common, ordinary thing like corn salve right off, wouldn't you?"
-
-"Danny," he says, "you don't mean to tell me you can't read anything at
-all?"
-
-"I never told you nothing of the kind."
-
-He picks out a label.
-
-"If you can read so fast, what's that?" he asts.
-
-She is a pink one. I thinks to myself; she either is corn salve or else
-she ain't corn salve. And it ain't natcheral he will pick corn salve,
-fur he would think I would say that first off. So I'm betting it ain't.
-I takes a chancet on it.
-
-"That," says I, "is mighty easy reading. That is Siwash Injun Sagraw." I
-lost.
-
-"It's corn salve," he says. "And Great Scott! They call this the
-twentieth century!"
-
-"I never called it that," says I, sort o' mad-like. Fur I was feeling
-bad Doctor Kirby had found out I was such a ignoramus.
-
-"Where ignorance is bliss," says he, "it is folly to be wise. But all
-the same, I'm going to take your education in hand and make you drink of
-life's Peruvian springs." Or some spring like that it was.
-
-And the doctor, he done it. Looey said it wouldn't be no use learning to
-read. He'd done a lot of reading, he said, and it never helped him none.
-All he ever read showed him this feller Hamlet was right, he said, when
-he wrote Shakespeare's works, and they wasn't much use in anything,
-without you had a lot o' money. And they wasn't no chancet to get that
-with all these here trusts around gobbling up everything and stomping
-the poor man into the dirt, and they was lots of times he wisht he was
-a Injun sure enough, and not jest a medical one, fur then he'd be a
-free man and the bosses and the trusts and the railroads and the robber
-tariff couldn't touch him. And then he shut up, and didn't say nothing
-fur a hull hour, except oncet he laughed.
-
-Fur Doctor Kirby, he says, winking at me: "Looey, here, is a nihilist."
-
-"Is he," says I, "what's that?" And the doctor tells me about how they
-blow up dukes and czars and them foreign high-mucky-mucks with dynamite.
-Which is when Looey laughed.
-
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-
-Well, we jogged along at a pretty good gait fur several hours, and we
-stayed that night at a Swede's place, which the doctor paid him fur
-everything in medicine, only it took a long time to make the bargain,
-fur them Swedes is always careful not to get cheated, and hasn't many
-diseases. And the next night we showed in a little town, and done right
-well, and took in considerable money. We stayed there three days and
-bought a tent and a sheet-iron stove and some skillets and things and
-some provisions, and a suit of duds for me.
-
-Well, we went on, and we kept going on, and they was bully times. We'd
-ease up careful toward a town, and pick us out a place on the edge,
-where the hosses could graze along the side of the road; and most
-ginerally by a piece of woods not fur from that town, and nigh a crick,
-if we could. Then we'd set up our tent. After we had everything fixed,
-I'd put on my Injun clothes and Looey his'n, and we'd drive through the
-main store street of the town at a purty good lick, me a-holt of the
-reins, and the doctor all togged out in his best clothes, and Looey
-doing a Injun dance in the midst of the wagon. I'd pull up the hosses
-sudden in front of the post-office or the depot platform or the hotel,
-and the people would come crowding around, and the doctor he'd make a
-little talk from the wagon, and tell everybody they would be a free show
-that night on that corner, and fur everybody to come to it. And then
-we'd drive back to camp, lickitysplit.
-
-Purty soon every boy in town would be out there, kind o' hanging around,
-to see what a Injun camp was like. And the farmers that went into and
-out of town always stopped and passed the time of day, and the Injun
-camp got the hull town all worked up as a usual thing; and the doctor,
-he done well, fur when night come every one would be on hand. Looey
-and me, every time we went into town, had on our Injun suits, and the
-doctor, he wondered why he hadn't never thought up that scheme before.
-Sometimes, when they was lots of people ailing in a town, and they
-hadn't been no show fur quite a while, we'd stay five or six days, and
-make a good clean-up. The doctor, he sent to Chicago several times fur
-alcohol in barrels, 'cause he was selling it so fast he had to make new
-Sagraw. And he had to get more and more bottles, and a hull satchel full
-of new Sagraw labels printed.
-
-And all the time the doctor was learning me education. And shucks! they
-wasn't nothing so hard about it oncet you'd got started in to reading
-things. I jest natcherally took to print like a duck to water, and
-inside of a month I was reading nigh everything that has ever been
-wrote. He had lots of books with him and every time a new sockdologer of
-a word come along and I learnt how to spell her and where she orter fit
-in to make sense it kind o' tickled me all over. And many's the time
-afterward, when me and the doctor had lost track of each other, and they
-was quite a spell people got to thinking I was a tramp, I've went into
-these here Andrew Carnegie libraries in different towns jest as much to
-see if they had anything fitten to read as fur to keep warm.
-
-Well, we went easing over toward the Indiany line, and we was having a
-purty good time. They wasn't no work to do you could call really hard,
-and they was plenty of vittles. Afternoons we'd lazy around the camp and
-swap stories and make medicine if we needed a batch, and josh back and
-forth with the people that hung around, and loaf and doze and smoke; or
-mebby do a little fishing if we was nigh a crick.
-
-And nights after the show was over it was fun, too. We always had a
-fire, even if it was a hot night, fur to cook by in the first place, and
-fur to keep mosquitoes off, and to make things seem more cheerful.
-They ain't nothing so good as hanging round a campfire. And they ain't
-nothing any better than sleeping outdoors, neither. You roll up in your
-blanket with your feet to the fire and you get to wondering things about
-things afore you go to sleep. The silentness jest natcherally swamps
-everything after a while, and then all them queer little noises
-you never hear in the daytime comes popping and poking through the
-silentness, or kind o' scratching their way through it sometimes, and
-makes it kind o' feel more silent than ever. And if you are nigh a
-crick, purty soon it will sort of get to talking to you, only you can't
-make out what it's trying to say, and you get to wondering about that,
-too. And if you are in a tent and it rains and the tent don't leak, that
-rain is a kind of a nice thing to listen to itself. But if you can see
-the stars you get to wondering more'n ever. They come out and they is
-so many of them and they are so fur away, and yet they are so kind o'
-friendly-like, too, if you happen to be feeling purty good. But if you
-ain't feeling purty good, jest lay there and look at them stars long
-enough; and then mebby you'll see it don't make no difference whether
-you're feeling good or not, fur they got a way o' making your private
-troubles look mighty small. And you get to wondering why that is, too,
-fur they ain't human; and it don't stand to reason you orter pay no
-attention to them, one way nor the other. They is jest there, like trees
-and cricks and hills. But I have often noticed that the things that is
-jest there has got a way of seeming more friendly than the things that
-has been built and put there. You can look at a big iron bridge or a
-grain elevator or a canal all day long, and if you're feeling blue it
-don't help you none. It was jest put there. Or a hay stack is the same
-way. But you go and lazy around in the grass when you're down on your
-luck and kind o' make remarks to a crick or a big, old walnut tree, and
-before long it gets you to feeling like it didn't make no difference
-how you felt, anyhow; fur you don't amount to nothing by the side of
-something that was always there. You get to thinking how the hull world
-itself was always here, and you sort o' see they ain't nothing important
-enough about yourself to worry about, and presently you will go to
-sleep and forget it. The doctor says to me one time them stars ain't
-any different from this world, and this is one of them. Which is a fool
-idea, as any one can see. He had a lot of queer ideas like that, Doctor
-Kirby had. But they ain't nothing like sleeping out of doors nights to
-make you wonder the kind of wonderings you never will get any answer to.
-
-Well, I never cared so much fur houses after them days. They was bully
-times, them was. And I was kind of proud of being with a show, too.
-Many's the time I have went down the street in that there Injun suit,
-and seen how the young fellers would of give all they owned to be me.
-And every now and then you would hear one say when you went past:
-
-"Huh, I know him! That's one of them show fellers!"
-
-One afternoon we pitches our tent right on the edge of a little town
-called Athens. We was nigh the bank of a crick, and they was a grove
-there. We was camped jest outside of a wood-lot fence, and back in
-through the trees from us they was a house with a hedge fence all around
-it. They was apple trees and all kind of flower bushes and things inside
-of the hedge. The second day we was there I takes a walk back through
-the wood-lot, and along past the house, and they was one of these here
-early harvest apple trees spilling apples through a gap in the fence.
-Them is a mighty sweet and juicy kind of apple, and I picks one up and
-bites into it.
-
-"I think you might have asked for it," says some one.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-
-I looks up, and that was how I got acquainted with Martha. She was
-eating one herself, setting up in the tree like a boy. In her lap was a
-book she had been reading. She was leaning back into the fork two limbs
-made so as not to tumble.
-
-"Well," I says, "can I have one?"
-
-"You've eaten it already," she says, "so there isn't any use begging for
-it now."
-
-I seen she was a tease, that girl, and I would of give anything to of
-been able to tease her right back agin. But I couldn't think of nothing
-to say, so I jest stands there kind o' dumb like, thinking what a dern
-purty girl she was, and thinking how dumb I must look, and I felt my
-face getting red. Doctor Kirby would of thought of something to say
-right off. And after I got back to camp I would think of something
-myself. But I couldn't think of nothing bright, so I says:
-
-"Well, then, you give me another one!"
-
-She gives the core of the one she has been eating a toss at me. But I
-ketched it, and made like I was going to throw it back at her real hard.
-She slung up her arm, and dodged back, and she dropped her book.
-
-I thinks to myself I'll learn that girl to get sassy and make me feel
-like a dumb-head, even if she is purty. So I don't say a word. I jest
-picks up that book and sticks it under my arm and walks away slow with
-it to where they was a stump a little ways off, not fur from the crick,
-and sets down with my back to her and opens it. And I was trying all the
-time to think of something smart to say to her. But I couldn't of done
-it if I was to be shot. Still, I thinks to myself, no girl can sass me
-and not get sassed back, neither.
-
-I hearn a scramble behind me which I knowed was her getting out of that
-tree. And in a minute she was in front of me, mad.
-
-"Give me my book," she says.
-
-But I only reads the name of the book out loud, fur to aggervate her. I
-had on purty good duds, but I kind of wisht I had on my Injun rig then.
-You take the girls that always comes down to see the passenger train
-come into the depot in them country towns and that Injun rig of mine and
-Looey's always made 'em turn around and look at us agin. I never wisht
-I had on them Injun duds so hard before in my life. But I couldn't think
-of nothing bright to say, so I jest reads the name of that book over to
-myself agin, kind o' grinning like I got a good joke I ain't going to
-tell any one.
-
-"You give me my book," she says agin, red as one of them harvest apples,
-"or I'll tell Miss Hampton you stole it and she'll have you and your
-show arrested."
-
-I reads the name agin. It was "The Lost Heir." I seen I had her good and
-teased now, so I says: "It must be one of these here love stories by the
-way you take on over it."
-
-"It's not," she says, getting ready to cry. "And what right have you got
-in our wood-lot, anyhow?"
-
-"Well," I says, "I was jest about to move on and climb out of it when
-you hollered to me from that tree."
-
-"I didn't!" she says. But she was mad because she knowed she _had_ spoke
-to me first, and she was awful sorry she had.
-
-"I thought I hearn you holler," I says, "but I guess it must of been a
-squirrel." I said it kind o' sarcastic like, fur I was still mad with
-myself fur being so dumb when we first seen each other. I hadn't no idea
-it would hurt her feelings as hard as it did. But all of a sudden she
-begins to wink, and her chin trembled, and she turned around short, and
-started to walk off slow. She was mad with herself fur being ketched in
-a lie, and she was wondering what I would think of her fur being so bold
-as to of spoke first to a feller she didn't know.
-
-I got up and follered her a little piece. And it come to me all to oncet
-I had teased her too hard, and I was down on myself fur it.
-
-"Say," I says, kind of tagging along beside of her, "here's your old
-book."
-
-But she didn't make no move to take it, and her hands was over her face,
-and she wouldn't pull 'em down to even look at it.
-
-So I tried agin.
-
-"Well," I says, feeling real mean, "I wisht you wouldn't cry. I didn't
-go to make you do that."
-
-She drops her hands and whirls around on me, mad as a wet hen right off.
-
-"I'm not! I'm not!" she sings out, and stamps her feet. "I'm not
-crying!" But jest then she loses her holt on herself and busts out and
-jest natcherally bellers. "I hate you!" she says, like she could of
-killed me.
-
-That made me kind of dumb agin. Fur it come to me all to oncet I liked
-that girl awful well. And here I'd up and made her hate me. I held the
-book out to her agin and says:
-
-"Well, I'm mighty sorry fur that, fur I don't feel that-a-way about you
-a-tall. Here's your book."
-
-Well, sir, she snatches that book and she gives it a sling. I thought it
-was going kersplash into the crick. But it didn't. It hit right into the
-fork of a limb that hung down over the crick, and it all spread out when
-it lit, and stuck in that crotch somehow. She couldn't of slung it that
-way on purpose in a million years. We both stands and looks at it a
-minute.
-
-"Oh, oh!" she says, "what have I done? It's out of the town library and
-I'll have to pay for it."
-
-"I'll get it fur you," I says. But it wasn't no easy job. If I shook
-that limb it would tumble into the crick. But I clumb the tree and eased
-out on that limb as fur as I dast to. And, of course, jest as I got holt
-of the book, that limb broke and I fell into the crick. But I had the
-book. It was some soaked, but I reckoned it could still be read.
-
-I clumb out and she was jest splitting herself laughing at me. The
-wet on her face where she had cried wasn't dried up yet, and she was
-laughing right through it, kind o' like the sun does to one of these
-here May rainstorms sometimes, and she was the purtiest girl I ever
-seen. Gosh!--how I was getting to like that girl! And she told me I
-looked like a drowned rat.
-
-Well, that was how Martha and me was interduced. She wasn't more'n
-sixteen, and when she found out I was a orphan she was glad, fur she was
-one herself. Which Miss Hampton that lived in that house had took her to
-raise. And when I tells her how I been travelling around the country all
-summer she claps her hands and she says:
-
-"Oh, you are on a quest! How romantic!"
-
-I asts her what is a quest. And she tells me. She knowed all about them,
-fur Martha was considerable of a reader. Some of them was longer and
-some of them was shorter, them quests, but mostly, Martha says, they was
-fur a twelvemonth and a day. And then you are released from your vow
-and one of these here queens gives you a whack over the shoulder with a
-sword and says: "Arise, Sir Marmeluke, I dub you a night." And then it
-is legal fur you to go out and rescue people and reform them and spear
-them if they don't see things your way, and come between husband and
-wife when they row, and do a heap of good in the world. Well, they was
-other kind of quests too, but mostly you married somebody, or was dubbed
-a night, or found the party you was looking fur, in the end. And Martha
-had it all fixed up in her own mind I was in a quest to find my father.
-Fur, says she, he is purty certain to be a powerful rich man and more'n
-likely a earl.
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-
-The way I was found, Martha says, kind o' pints to the idea they was a
-earl mixed up in it somewhere. She had read a lot about earls, and knew
-their ways. Mebby my mother was a earl's daughter. Earl's daughters is
-the worst fur leaving you out in baskets, going by what Martha said. It
-is a kind of a habit with them, fur they is awful proud people. But it
-was a lucky way to start life, from all she said, that basket way. There
-was Moses was left out that way, and when he growed up he was made a
-kind of a president of the hull human race, the same as Ruzevelt, and
-figgered out the twelve commandments. Martha would of give anything if
-she could of only been found in a basket like me, I could see that. But
-she wasn't. She had jest been left a orphan when her folks died. They
-wasn't even no hopes she had been changed at birth fur another one. But
-I seen down in under everything Martha kind o' thought mebby one of them
-nights might come a-prancing along and wed her in spite of herself, or
-she would be carried off, or something. She was a very romanceful kind
-of girl.
-
-When I seen she had it figgered out I was in a quest fur some
-high-mucky-muck fur a dad, I didn't tell her no different. I didn't take
-much stock in them earls and nights myself. So fur as I could see they
-was all furriners of one kind or another. But that thing of being into a
-quest kind of interested me, too.
-
-"How would I know him if I was to run acrost him?" I asts her.
-
-"You would feel an Intangible Something," she says, "drawing you toward
-him."
-
-I asts her what kind of a something. I make out from what she says it is
-some like these fellers that can find water with a piece of witch hazel
-switch. You take a switch of it between your thumbs and point it up.
-Then you shut your eyes and walk backwards. When you get over where the
-water is the witch hazel stick twists around and points to the ground.
-You dig there and you get a good well. Nobody knows jest why that
-stick is drawed to the ground. It is like one of these little whirlygig
-compasses is drawed to the north. It is the same, Martha says, if you is
-on a quest fur a father or a mother, only you have got to be worthy of
-that there quest, she says. The first time you meet the right one you
-are drawed jest like the witch hazel. That is the Intangible Something
-working on you, she says. Martha had learnt a lot about that. The book
-that had fell in the crick was like that. She lent it to me.
-
-Well, that all sounded kind of reasonable to me. I seen that witch hazel
-work myself. Old Blindy Wolfe, whose eyes had been dead fur so many
-years they had turned plumb white, had that gift, and picked out all the
-places fur wells that was dug in our neighbourhood at home. And I makes
-up my mind I will watch out fur that feeling of being drawed wherever I
-goes after this. You can't tell what will come of them kind of things.
-So purty soon Martha has to milk the cow, and I goes along back to camp
-thinking about that quest and about what a purty girl she is, which we
-had set there talking so long it was nigh sundown and my clothes had
-dried onto me.
-
-When I got over to camp I seen they must be something wrong. Looey was
-setting in the grass under the wagon looking kind of sour and kind of
-worried and watching the doctor. The doctor was jest inside the tent,
-and he was looking queer too, and not cheerful, which he was usually.
-
-The doctor looks at me like he don't skeercly know me. Which he don't.
-He has one of them quiet kind of drunks on. Which Looey explains is
-bound to come every so often. He don't do nothing mean, but jest gets
-low-sperrited and won't talk to no one. Then all of a sudden he will go
-down town and walk up and down the main streets, orderly, but looking
-hard into people's faces, mostly women's faces. Oncet, Looey says, they
-was big trouble over it. They was in a store in a good-sized town, and
-he took hold of a woman's chin, and tilted her face back, and looked at
-her hard, and most scared her to death, and they was nearly being a riot
-there. And he was jailed and had to pay a big fine. Since then Looey
-always follers him around when he is that-a-way.
-
-Well, that night Doctor Kirby is too fur gone fur us to have our show.
-He jest sets and stares and stares at the fire, and his eyes looks like
-they is another fire inside of his head, and he is hurting outside and
-in. Looey and me watches him from the shadders fur a long time before
-we turns in, and the last thing I seen before I went to sleep was him
-setting there with his face in his hands, staring, and his lips moving
-now and then like he was talking to himself.
-
-The next day he is asleep all morning. But that day he don't drink
-any more, and Looey says mebby it ain't going to be one of the reg'lar
-pifflicated kind. I seen Martha agin that day, too--twicet I has talks
-with her. I told her about the doctor.
-
-"Is he into a quest, do you think?" I asts her.
-
-She says she thinks it is remorse fur some crime he has done. But I
-couldn't figger Doctor Kirby would of done none. So that night after the
-show I says to him, innocent-like:
-
-"Doctor Kirby, what is a quest?" He looks at me kind of queer.
-
-"Wherefore," says he, "this sudden thirst for enlightenment?"
-
-"I jest run acrost the word accidental-like," I told him.
-
-He looks at me awful hard, his eyes jest natcherally digging into me.
-I felt like he knowed I had set out to pump him. I wisht I hadn't tried
-it. Then he tells me a quest is a hunt. And I'm glad that's over with.
-But it ain't. Fur purty soon he says:
-
-"Danny, did you ever hear of Lady Clara Vere de Vere?"
-
-"No," I says, "who is she?"
-
-"A lady friend of Lord Tennyson's," he says, "whose manners were above
-reproach."
-
-"Well," I says, "she sounds kind of like a medicine to me."
-
-"Lady Clara," he says, "and all the other Vere de Veres, were people
-with manners we should try to imitate. If Lady Clara had been here last
-night when I was talking to myself, Danny, her manners wouldn't have let
-her listen to what I was talking about."
-
-"I didn't listen!" I says. Fur I seen what he was driving at now with
-them Vere de Veres. He thought I had ast him what a quest was because he
-was on one. I was certain of that, now. He wasn't quite sure what he had
-been talking about, and he wanted to see how much I had hearn. I thinks
-to myself it must be a awful funny kind of hunt he is on, if he only
-hunts when he is in that fix. But I acted real innocent and like my
-feelings was hurt, and he believed me. Purty soon he says, cheerful
-like:
-
-"There was a girl talking to you to-day, Danny."
-
-"Mebby they was," I says, "and mebby they wasn't." But I felt my face
-getting red all the same, and was mad because it did. He grinned kind of
-aggervating at me and says some poetry at me about in the spring a young
-man's frenzy likely turns to thoughts of love.
-
-"Well," I says, kind of sheepish-like, "this is summer-time, and purty
-nigh autumn." Then I seen I'd jest as good as owned up I liked Martha,
-and was kind of mad at myself fur that. But I told him some more about
-her, too. Somehow I jest couldn't help it. He laughs at me and goes on
-into the tent.
-
-I laid there and looked at the fire fur quite a spell, outside the tent.
-I was thinking, if all them tales wasn't jest dern foolishness, how I
-wisht I would really find a dad that was a high-muckymuck and could come
-back in an automobile and take her away. I laid there fur a long, long
-time; it must of been fur a couple of hours. I supposed the doctor had
-went to sleep.
-
-But all of a sudden I looks up, and he is in the door of the tent
-staring at me. I seen he had been in there at it hard agin, and
-thinking, quiet-like, all this time. He stood there in the doorway of
-the tent, with the firelight onto his face and his red beard, and his
-arms stretched out, holding to the canvas and looking at me strange and
-wild. Then he moved his hand up and down at me, and he says:
-
-"If she's fool enough to love you, treat her well--treat her well. For
-if you don't, you can never run away from the hell you'll carry in your
-own heart."
-
-And he kind of doubled up and pitched forward when he said that, and
-if I hadn't ketched him he would of fell right acrost the fire. He was
-plumb pifflicated.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-
-Martha wouldn't of took anything fur being around Miss Hampton, she
-said. Miss Hampton was kind of quiet and sweet and pale looking, and
-nobody ever thought of talking loud or raising any fuss when she was
-around. She had enough money of her own to run herself on, and she kep'
-to herself a good deal. She had come to that town from no one knowed
-where, years ago, and bought that place. Fur all of her being so gentle
-and easy and talking with one of them soft, drawly kind of voices,
-Martha says, no one had ever dared to ast her about herself, though they
-was a lot of women in that town that was wishful to.
-
-But Martha said she knowed what Miss Hampton's secret was, and she
-hadn't told no one, neither. Which she told me, and all the promising I
-done about not telling would of made the cold chills run up your back,
-it was so solemn. Miss Hampton had been jilted years ago, Martha said,
-and the name of the jilter was David Armstrong. Well, he must of been
-a low down sort of man. Martha said if things was only fixed in this
-country like they ought to be, she would of sent a night to find that
-David Armstrong. And that would of ended up in a mortal combat, and the
-night would have cleaved him.
-
-"Yes," says I, "and then you would of married that there night, I
-suppose."
-
-She says she would of.
-
-"Well," says I, "mebby you would of and mebby you wouldn't of. If he
-cleaved David Armstrong, that night would likely be arrested fur it."
-
-Martha says if he was she would wait outside his dungeon keep fur years
-and years, till she was a old woman with gray in her hair, and every day
-they would give lingering looks at each other through the window bars.
-And they would be happy thata-way. And she would get her a white dove
-and train it so it would fly up to that window and take in notes to him,
-and he would send notes back that-away, and they would both be awful sad
-and romanceful and contented doing that-a-way fur ever and ever.
-
-Well, I never took no stock in them mournful ways of being happy. I
-couldn't of riz up to being a night fur Martha. She expected too much of
-one. I thought it over fur a little spell without saying anything, and
-I tried to make myself believe I would of liked all that dove business.
-But it wasn't no use pertending. I knowed I would get tired of it.
-
-"Martha," I says, "mebby these here nights is all right, and mebby they
-ain't. I never seen one, and I don't know. And, mind you, I ain't saying
-a word agin their way of acting. I can't say how I would of been myself,
-if I had been brung up like them. But it looks to me, from some of the
-things you've said about 'em, they must have a dern fool streak in 'em
-somewheres."
-
-I was kind of jealous of them nights, I guess, or I wouldn't of run 'em
-down that-a-way behind their backs. But the way she was always taking on
-over them was calkelated to make me see I wasn't knee-high to a duck in
-Martha's mind when one of them nights popped into her head. When I run
-'em down that-a-way, she says to the blind all things is blind, and if I
-had any chivalry into me myself I'd of seen they wasn't jest dern fools,
-but noble, and seen it easy. And she sighed, like she'd looked fur
-better things from me. When I hearn her do that I felt sorry I hadn't
-come up to her expectances. So I says:
-
-"Martha, it's no use pertending I could stay in one of them jails and
-keep happy at it. I got to be outdoors. But I tell you what I can do,
-if it will make you feel any better. If I ever happen to run acrost this
-here David Armstrong, and he is anywheres near my size, I'll lick him
-fur you. And if he's too hefty fur me to lick him fair," I says, "and
-I get a good chancet I will hit him with a piece of railroad iron fur
-you."
-
-Of course, I knowed I would never find him. But what I said seemed to
-brighten her up a little.
-
-"But," says I, "if I went too fur with it, and was hung fur it, how
-would you feel then, Martha?"
-
-Well, sir, that didn't jar Martha none. She looked kind of dreamy and
-said mebby she would go and jine a convent and be a nun. And when she
-got to be the head nun she would build a chapel over the tomb where I
-was buried in. And every year, on the day of the month I was hung on,
-she would lead all the other nuns into that chapel, and the organ would
-play mournful, and each nun as passed would lay down a bunch of white
-roses onto my tomb. I reckon that orter made me feel good, but somehow
-it didn't.
-
-So I changed the subject, and asts her why I ain't seen Miss Hampton
-around the place none. Martha says she has a bad sick headache and ain't
-been outside the house fur four or five days. I asts her why she don't
-wait on her. But she don't want her to, Martha says. She's been staying
-in the house ever since we been in town, and jest wants to be let alone.
-I thinks all that is kind of funny. And then I seen from the way Martha
-is answering my questions that she is holding back something she would
-like to tell, but don't think she orter tell. I leaves her alone and
-purty soon she says:
-
-"Do you believe in ghosts?"
-
-I tell her sometimes I think I don't believe in 'em, and sometimes I
-think I do, but anyhow I would hate to see one. I asts her why does she
-ast.
-
-"Because," she says, "because--but I hadn't ought to tell you."
-
-"It's daylight," I says; "it's no use being scared to tell now."
-
-"It ain't that," she says, "but it's a secret."
-
-When she said it was a secret, I knowed she would tell. Martha liked
-having her friends help her to keep a secret.
-
-"I think Miss Hampton has seen one," she says, finally, "and that her
-staying indoors has something to do with that."
-
-Then she tells me. The night of the day after we camped there, her and
-Miss Hampton was out fur a walk. We didn't have any show that night.
-They passed right by our camp, and they seen us there by the fire, all
-three of us. But they was in the road in the dark, and we was all in the
-light, so none of the three of us seen them. Miss Hampton was kind of
-scared of us, first glance, fur she gasped and grabbed holt of Martha's
-arm all of a sudden so tight she pinched it. Which it was very natcheral
-that she would be startled, coming across three strange men all of a
-sudden at night around a turn in the road. They went along home, and
-Martha went inside and lighted a lamp, but Miss Hampton lingered on the
-porch fur a minute. Jest as she lit the lamp Martha hearn another little
-gasp, or kind of sigh, from Miss Hampton out there on the porch. Then
-they was the sound of her falling down. Martha ran out with the lamp,
-and she was laying there. She had fainted and keeled over. Martha said
-jest in the minute she had left her alone on the porch was when Miss
-Hampton must of seen the ghost. Martha brung her to, and she was looking
-puzzled and wild-like both to oncet. Martha asts her what is the matter.
-
-"Nothing," she says, rubbing her fingers over her forehead in a helpless
-kind of way, "nothing."
-
-"You look like you had seen a ghost," Martha tells her.
-
-Miss Hampton looks at Martha awful funny, and then she says mebby she
-_has_ seen a ghost, and goes along upstairs to bed. And since then she
-ain't been out of the house. She tells Martha it is a sick headache, but
-Martha says she knows it ain't. She thinks she is scared of something.
-
-"Scared?" I says. "She wouldn't see no more ghosts in the daytime."
-
-Martha says how do I know she wouldn't? She knows a lot about ghosts of
-all kinds, Martha does.
-
-Horses and dogs can see them easier than humans, even in the daytime,
-and it makes their hair stand up when they do. But some humans that have
-the gift can see them in the daytime like an animal. And Martha asts me
-how can I tell but Miss Hampton is like that?
-
-"Well, then," I says, "she must be a witch. And if she is a witch why is
-she scared of them a-tall?"
-
-But Martha says if you have second sight you don't need to be a witch to
-see them in the daytime.
-
-Well, you can never tell about them ghosts. Some says one thing and some
-says another. Old Mis' Primrose, in our town, she always believed in 'em
-firm till her husband died. When he was dying they fixed it up he was
-to come back and visit her. She told him he had to, and he promised. And
-she left the front door open fur him night after night fur nigh a year,
-in all kinds of weather; but Primrose never come. Mis' Primrose says he
-never lied to her, and he always done jest as she told him, and if he
-could of come she knowed he would; and when he didn't she quit believing
-in ghosts. But they was others in our town said it didn't prove nothing
-at all. They said Primrose had really been lying to her all his life,
-because she was so bossy he had to lie to keep peace in the fambly,
-and she never ketched on. Well, if I was a ghost and had of been Mis'
-Primrose's husband when I was a human, I wouldn't of come back neither,
-even if she had of bully-ragged me into one of them death-bed promises.
-I guess Primrose figgered he had earnt a rest.
-
-If they is ghosts, what comfort they can get out of coming back where
-they ain't wanted and scaring folks is more'n I can see. It's kind of
-low down, I think, and foolish too. Them kind of ghosts is like these
-here overgrown smart alecs that scares kids. They think they are mighty
-cute, but they ain't. They are jest foolish. A human, or a ghost either,
-that does things like that is jest simply got no principle to him. I
-hearn a lot of talk about 'em, first and last, and I ain't ready to say
-they ain't no ghosts, nor yet ready to say they is any. To say they is
-any is to say something that is too plumb unlikely. And too many people
-has saw them fur me to say they ain't any. But if they is, or they
-ain't, so fur as I can see, it don't make much difference. Fur they
-never do nothing, besides scaring you, except to rap on tables and tell
-fortunes, and such fool things. Which a human can do it all better and
-save the expense of paying money to one of these here sperrit mediums
-that travels around and makes 'em perform. But all the same they has
-been nights I has felt different about 'em myself, and less hasty to run
-'em down. Well, it don't do no good to speak harsh of no one, not even a
-ghost or a ordinary dead man, and if I was to see a ghost, mebby I would
-be all the scareder fur what I have jest wrote.
-
-Well, with all the talking back and forth we done about them ghosts we
-couldn't agree. That afternoon it seemed like we couldn't agree about
-anything. I knowed we would be going away from there before long, and I
-says to myself before I go I'm going to have that girl fur my girl, or
-else know the reason why. No matter what I was talking about, that idea
-was in the back of my head, and somehow it kind of made me want to
-pick fusses with her, too. We was setting on a log, purty deep into the
-woods, and there come a time when neither of us had said nothing fur
-quite a spell. But after a while I says:
-
-"Martha, we'll be going away from here in two, three days now."
-
-She never said nothing.
-
-"Will you be sorry?" I asts her.
-
-She says she will be sorry.
-
-"Well," I says, "_why_ will you be sorry?"
-
-I thought she would say because _I_ was going. And then I would be
-finding out whether she liked me a lot. But she says the reason she will
-be sorry is because there will be no one new to talk to about things
-both has read. I was considerable took down when she said that.
-
-"Martha," I says, "it's more'n likely I won't never see you agin after I
-go away."
-
-She says that kind of parting comes between the best of friends.
-
-I seen I wasn't getting along very fast, nor saying what I wanted to
-say. I reckon one of them Sir Marmeluke fellers would of knowed what to
-say. Or Doctor Kirby would. Or mebby even Looey would of said it better
-than I could. So I was kind of mad with myself, and I says, mean-like:
-
-"If you don't care, of course, I don't care, neither."
-
-She never answered that, so I gets up and makes like I am starting off.
-
-"I was going to give you some of them there Injun feathers of mine to
-remember me by," I tells her, "but if you don't want 'em, there's plenty
-of others would be glad to take 'em."
-
-But she says she would like to have them.
-
-"Well," I says, "I will bring them to you tomorrow afternoon."
-
-She says, "Thank you."
-
-Finally I couldn't stand it no longer. I got brave all of a sudden, and
-busted out: "Martha, I--I--I--"
-
-But I got to stuttering, and my braveness stuttered itself away. And I
-finishes up by saying:
-
-"I like you a hull lot, Martha." Which wasn't jest exactly what I had
-planned fur to say.
-
-Martha, she says she kind of likes me, too.
-
-"Martha," I says, "I like you more'n any girl I ever run acrost before."
-
-She says, "Thank you," agin. The way she said it riled me up. She said
-it like she didn't know what I meant, nor what I was trying to get out
-of me. But she did know all the time. I knowed she did. She knowed I
-knowed it, too. Gosh-dern it, I says to myself, here I am wasting all
-this time jest _talking_ to her. The right thing to do come to me all of
-a sudden, and like to took my breath away. But I done it. I grabbed her
-and I kissed her.
-
-Twice. And then agin. Because the first was on the chin on account of
-her jerking her head back. And the second one she didn't help me none.
-But the third time she helped me a little. And the ones after that she
-helped me considerable.
-
-Well, they ain't no use trying to talk about the rest of that afternoon.
-I couldn't rightly describe it if I wanted to. And I reckon it's none of
-anybody's business.
-
-Well, it makes you feel kind of funny. You want to go out and pick on
-somebody about four sizes bigger'n you are and knock the socks off'n
-him. It stands to reason others has felt that-a-way, but you don't
-believe it. You want to tell people about it one minute. The next minute
-you have got chills and ague fur fear some one will guess it. And you
-think the way you are about her is going to last fur always.
-
-That evening, when I was cooking supper, I laughed every time I was
-spoke to. When Looey and I was hitching up to drive down town to give
-the show, one of the hosses stepped on his foot and I laughed at that,
-and there was purty nigh a fight. And I was handling some bottles and
-broke one and cut my hand on a piece of glass. I held it out fur a
-minute dumb-like, with the blood and medicine dripping off of it, and
-all of a sudden I busted out laughing agin. The doctor asts if I am
-crazy. And Looey says he has thought I was from the very first, and some
-night him and the doctor will be killed whilst asleep. One of the things
-we have every night in the show is an Injun dance, and Looey and I sings
-what the doctor calls the Siwash war chant, whirling round and round
-each other, and making licks at each other with our tommyhawks, and
-letting out sudden wild yips in the midst of that chant. That night I
-like to of killed Looey with that tommyhawk, I was feeling so good. If
-it had been a real one, instead of painted-up wood, I would of killed
-Looey, the lick I give him. The worst part of that was that, after the
-show, when we got back to camp and the hosses was picketed out fur the
-night, I had to tell Looey all about how I felt fur an explanation of
-why I hit him.
-
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-
-Which it made Looey right low in his sperrits, and he shakes his head
-and says no good will come of it.
-
-"Did you ever hear of Romeo and Joliet?" he says:
-
-"Mebby," I says, "but what it was I hearn I can't remember. What about
-them?"
-
-"Well," he says, "they carried on the same as you. And now where are
-they?"
-
-"Well," I says, "where are they?"
-
-"In the tomb," says Looey, very sad, like they was closte personal
-friends of his'n. And he told me all about them and how Young Cobalt had
-done fur them. But from what I could make out it all happened away back
-in the early days. And shucks!--I didn't care a dern, anyhow. I told him
-so.
-
-"Well," he says, "It's been the history of the world that it brings
-trouble." And he says to look at Damon and Pythias, and Othello and the
-Merchant of Venus. And he named about a hundred prominent couples like
-that out of Shakespeare's works.
-
-"But it ends happy sometimes," I says.
-
-"Not when it is true love it don't," says Looey. "Look at Anthony and
-Cleopatra."
-
-"Yes," I says, sarcastic like, "I suppose they are in the tomb, too?"
-
-"They are," says Looey, awful solemn.
-
-"Yes," I says, "and so is Adam and Eve and Dan and Burrsheba and all
-the rest of them old-timers. But I bet they had a good time while they
-lasted."
-
-Looey shakes his head solemn and sighs and goes to sleep very mournful,
-like he has to give me up fur lost. But I can't sleep none myself.
-So purty soon I gets up and puts on my shoes and sneaks through the
-wood-lot and through the gap in the fence by the apple tree and into
-Miss Hampton's yard.
-
-It was a beauty of a moonlight night, that white and clear and clean you
-could almost see to read by it, like all of everything had been scoured
-as bright as the bottom of a tin pan. And the shadders was soft and
-thick and velvety and laid kind of brownish-greeney on the grass. I
-flopped down in the shadder of some lilac bushes and wondered which was
-Martha's window. I knowed she would be in bed long ago, but---- Well, I
-was jest plumb foolish that night, and I couldn't of kept away fur any
-money. That moonlight had got into my head, it seemed like, and made
-me drunk. But I would rather be looney that-a-way than to have as much
-sense as King Solomon and all his adverbs. I was that looney that if I
-had knowed any poetry I would of said it out loud, right up toward that
-window. I never knowed why poetry was made up before that night. But the
-only poetry I could think of was about there was a man named Furgeson
-that lived on Market Street, and he had a one-eyed Thomas cat that
-couldn't well be beat. Which it didn't seem to fit the case, so I didn't
-say her.
-
-The porch of that house was part covered with vines, but they was kind
-of gaped apart at one corner. As I laid there in the shadder of the
-bushes I hearn a fluttering movement, light and gentle, on that porch.
-Then, all of a sudden, I seen some one standing on the edge of the porch
-where the vines was gaped apart, and the moonlight was falling onto
-them. They must of come there awful soft and still. Whoever it was
-couldn't see into the shadder where I laid, that is, if it was a human
-and not a ghost. Fur my first thought was it might be one of them ghosts
-I had been running down so that very day, and mebby the same one Miss
-Hampton seen on that very same porch. I thought I was in fur it then,
-mebby, and I felt like some one had whispered to the back of my neck
-it ought to be scared. And I _was_ scared clean up into my hair. I stared
-hard, fur I couldn't take my eyes away. Then purty soon I seen if it was
-a ghost it must be a woman ghost. Fur it was dressed in light-coloured
-clothes that moved jest a little in the breeze, and the clothes was so
-near the colour of the moonlight they seemed to kind of silver into
-it. You would of said it had jest floated there, and was waiting fur to
-float away agin when the breeze blowed a little stronger, or the moon
-drawed it.
-
-It didn't move fur ever so long. Then it leaned forward through the gap
-in the vines, and I seen the face real plain. It wasn't no ghost, it was
-a lady. Then I knowed it must be Miss Hampton standing there. Away off
-through the trees our camp fire sent up jest a dull kind of a glow. She
-was standing there looking at that. I wondered why.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-
-The next day we broke camp and was gone from that place, and I took away
-with me the half of a ring me and Martha had chopped in two. We kept on
-going, and by the time punkins and county fairs was getting ripe we was
-into the upper left-hand corner of Ohio. And there Looey left us.
-
-One day Doctor Kirby and me was walking along the main street of a
-little town and we seen a bang-up funeral percession coming. It must of
-been one of the Grand Army of the Republicans, fur they was some of the
-old soldiers in buggies riding along behind, and a big string of people
-follering in more buggies and some on foot. Everybody was looking mighty
-sollum. But they was one man setting beside the undertaker on the seat
-of the hearse that was looking sollumer than them all. It was Looey, and
-I'll bet the corpse himself would of felt proud and happy and contented
-if he could of knowed the style Looey was giving that funeral.
-
-It wasn't nothing Looey done, fur he didn't do nothing but jest set
-there with his arms folded onto his bosom and look sad. But he done _that_
-better than any one else. He done it so well that you forgot the corpse
-was the chief party to that funeral. Looey took all the glory from him.
-He had jest natcherally stole that funeral away from its rightful owner
-with his enjoyment of it. He seen the doctor and me as the hearse went
-by our corner, but he never let on. A couple of hours later Looey comes
-into camp and says he is going to quit.
-
-The doctor asts him if he has inherited money.
-
-"No," says Looey, "but my aunt has given me a chancet to go into
-business."
-
-Looey says he was born nigh there, and was prowling around town the day
-before and run acrost an old aunt of his'n he had forgot all about.
-She is awful respectable and religious and ashamed of him being into
-a travelling show. And she has offered to lend him enough to buy a
-half-share in a business.
-
-"Well," says the doctor, "I hope it will be something you are fitted
-for and will enjoy. But I've noticed that after a man gets the habit of
-roaming around this terrestial ball it's mighty hard to settle down and
-watch his vine and fig tree grow."
-
-Looey smiles in a sad sort of a way, which he seldom smiled fur
-anything, and says he guesses he'll like the business. He says they
-ain't many businesses he could take to. Most of them makes you forget
-this world is but a fleeting show. But he has found a business which
-keeps you reminded all the time that dust is dust and ash to ashes shalt
-return. When he first went into the medicine business, he said, he was
-drawed to it by the diseases and the sudden dyings-off it always kept
-him in mind of. He thought they wasn't no other business could lay over
-it fur that kind of comfort. But he has found out his mistake.
-
-"What kind of business are you going into?" asts the doctor.
-
-"I am going to be an undertaker," says Looey. "My aunt says this town
-needs the right kind of an undertaker bad."
-
-Mr. Wilcox, the undertaker that town has, is getting purty old and
-shaky, Looey says, and young Mr. Wilcox, his son, is too light-minded
-and goes at things too brisk and airy to give it the right kind of a
-send-off. People don't want him joking around their corpses and he is
-a fat young man and can't help making puns even in the presence of the
-departed. Old Mr. Wilcox's eyesight is getting so poor he made a scandal
-in that town only the week before. He was composing a departed's face
-into a last smile, but he went too fur with it, and give the departed
-one of them awful mean, devilish kind of grins, like he had died with
-a bad temper on. By the time the departed's fambly had found it out,
-things had went too fur, and the face had set that-a-way, so it wasn't
-safe to try to change it any.
-
-Old Mr. Wilcox had several brands of last looks. One was called:
-"Bear Up, for We Will Meet Again." The one that had went wrong was his
-favourite look, named: "O Death, Where is Thy Victory?"
-
-Looey's aunt says she will buy him a partnership if she is satisfied he
-can fill the town's needs. They have a talk with the Wilcoxes, and he
-rides on the hearse that day fur a try-out. His aunt peeks out behind
-her bedroom curtains as the percession goes by her house, and when she
-sees the style Looey is giving to that funeral, and how easy it comes
-to him, that settles it with her on the spot. And it seems the hull dern
-town liked it, too, including the departed's fambly.
-
-Looey says they is a lot of chancet fur improvements in the undertaking
-game by one whose heart is in his work, and he is going into that
-business to make a success of it, and try and get all the funeral trade
-fur miles around. He reads us an advertisement of the new firm he has
-been figgering out fur that town's weekly paper. I cut a copy out when
-it was printed, and it is about the genteelest thing like that I even
-seen, as follers:
-
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-
-
-WILCOX AND SIMMS Invite Your Patronage
-
-This earth is but a fleeting show, and the blank-winged angels wait for
-all. It is always a satisfaction to remember that all possible has been
-done for the deceased.
-
- See Our New Line of Coffins
- Lined Caskets a Specialty
- Lodge Work Solicited
-
-Time and tide wait for no man, and his days are few and full of
-troubles. The paths of glory lead but to the grave, and none can tell
-when mortal feet may stumble.
-
-When in Town Drop in and Inspect Our New Embalming Outfit. It is a
-Pleasure to Show Goods and Tools Even if Your Family Needs no Work Done
-Just Yet.
-
-Outfits for mourners who have been bereaved on short notice a specialty.
-We take orders for tombstones. Look at our line of shrouds, robes, and
-black suits for either sex and any age. Give us just one call, and you
-will entrust future embalmings and obsequies in your family to no other
-firm.
-
-WILCOX AND SIMMS Main Street, Near Depot
-
-
-The doctor, he reads it over careful and says she orter drum up trade,
-all right. Looey tells us that mebby, if he can get that town educated
-up to it, he will put in a creamatory, where he will burn them, too, but
-will go slow, fur that there sollum and beautiful way of returning ash
-to ashes might make some prejudice in such a religious town.
-
-The last we seen of Looey was a couple of days later when we told him
-good-bye in his shop. Old Mr. Wilcox was explaining to him the science
-of them last looks he was so famous at when he was a younger man. Young
-Mr. Wilcox was laying on a table fur Looey to practise on, and Looey was
-learning fast. But he nearly broke down when he said good-bye, fur he
-liked the doctor.
-
-"Doc," he says, "you've been a good friend, and I won't never forget
-you. They ain't much I can do, and in this deceitful world words is less
-than actions. But if you ever was to die within a hundred miles of me,
-I'd go," he says, "and no other hands but mine should lay you out. And
-it wouldn't cost you a cent, either. Nor you neither, Danny."
-
-We thanked him kindly fur the offer, and went.
-
-The next town we come to there was a county fair, and the doctor run
-acrost an old pal of his'n who had a show on the grounds and wanted to
-hire him fur what he called a ballyhoo man. Which was the first I ever
-hearn them called that, but I got better acquainted with them since.
-They are the fellers that stands out in front and gets you all excited
-about the Siamese twins or the bearded lady or the snake-charmer or the
-Circassian beauties or whatever it is inside the tent, as represented
-upon the canvas. The doctor says he will do it fur a week, jest fur fun,
-and mebby pick up another feller to take Looey's place out there.
-
-This feller's name is Watty Sanders, and his wife is a fat lady in his
-own show and very good-natured when not intoxicated nor mad at Watty. She
-was billed on the curtains outside fur five hundred and fifty pounds,
-and Watty says she really does weigh nigh on to four hundred. But being
-a fat lady's husband ain't no bed of rosy ease at that, Watty tells
-the doctor. It's like every other trade--it has its own pertic'ler
-responsibilities and troubles. She is a turrible expense to Watty on
-account of eating so much. The tales that feller told of how hard he
-has to hustle showing her off in order to support her appetite would of
-drawed tears from a pawnbroker's sign, as Doctor Kirby says. Which he
-found it cheaper fur his hull show to board and sleep in the tent, and
-we done likewise.
-
-Well, I got a job with that show myself. Watty had a wild man canvas
-but no wild man, so he made me an offer and I took him up. I was from
-Borneo, where they're all supposed to be captured. Jest as Doctor Kirby
-would get to his talk about how the wild man had been ketched after
-great struggle and expense, with four men killed and another crippled,
-there would be an awful rumpus on the inside of the tent, with wild
-howlings and the sound of revolvers shot off and a woman screaming. Then
-I would come busting out all blacked up from head to heel with no more
-clothes on than the law pervided fur, yipping loud and shaking a big
-spear and rolling my eyes, and Watty would come rushing after me firing
-his revolver. I would make fur the doctor and draw my spear back to jab
-it clean through him, and Watty would grab my arm. And the doctor would
-whirl round and they would wrastle me to the ground and I would be
-handcuffed and dragged back into the tent, still howling and struggling
-to break loose. On the inside my part of the show was to be wild in a
-cage. I would be chained to the floor, and every now and then I would
-get wilder and rattle my chains and shake the bars and make jumps at the
-crowd and carry on, and make believe I was too mad to eat the pieces of
-raw meat Watty throwed into the cage.
-
-Watty had a snake-charmer woman, with an awful long, bony kind of neck,
-working fur him, and another feller that was her husband and eat glass.
-The show opened up with them two doing what they said was a comic turn.
-Then the fat lady come on. Whilst everybody was admiring her size, and
-looking at the number of pounds on them big cheat scales Watty weighed
-her on, the long-necked one would be changing to her snake clothes.
-Which she only had one snake, and he had been in the business so long,
-and was so kind of worn out and tired with being charmed so much, it
-always seemed like a pity to me the way she would take and twist him
-around. I guess they never was a snake was worked harder fur the little
-bit he got to eat, nor got no sicker of a woman's society than poor old
-Reginald did. After Reginald had been charmed a while, it would be the
-glass eater's turn. Which he really eat it, and the doctor says that
-kind always dies before they is fifty. I never knowed his right name,
-but what he went by was The Human Ostrich.
-
-Watty's wife was awful jealous of Mrs. Ostrich, fur she got the idea
-she was carrying on with Watty. One night I hearn an argument from the
-fenced-off part of the tent Watty and his wife slept in. She was setting
-on Watty's chest and he was gasping fur mercy.
-
-"You know it ain't true," says Watty, kind of smothered-like.
-
-"It is," says she, "you own up it is!" And she give him a jounce.
-
-"No, darling," he gets out of him, "you know I never could bear them
-thin, scrawny kind of women." And he begins to call her pet names of
-all kinds and beg her please, if she won't get off complete, to set
-somewheres else a minute, fur his chest he can feel giving way, and his
-ribs caving in. He called her his plump little woman three or four
-times and she must of softened up some, fur she moved and his voice come
-stronger, but not less meek and lowly. And he follers it up:
-
-"Dolly, darling," he says, "I bet I know something my little woman don't
-know."
-
-"What is it?" the fat lady asts him.
-
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-
-"You don't know what a cruel, weak stomach your hubby has got," Watty
-says, awful coaxing like, "or you wouldn't bear down quite so hard onto
-it--please, Dolly!"
-
-She begins to blubber and say he is making fun of her big size, and if
-he is mean to her any more or ever looks at another woman agin she will
-take anti-fat and fade away to nothing and ruin his show, and it is
-awful hard to be made a joke of all her life and not have no steady home
-nor nothing like other women does.
-
-"You know I worship every pound of you, little woman," says Watty,
-still coaxing. "Why can't you trust me? You know, Dolly, darling, I
-wouldn't take your weight in gold for you." And he tells her they never
-was but once in all his life he has so much as turned his head to look
-at another woman, and that was by way of a plutonic admiration, and no
-flirting intended, he says. And even then it was before he had met his
-own little woman. And that other woman, he says, was plump too, fur he
-wouldn't never look at none but a plump woman.
-
-"What did she weigh?" asts Watty's wife. He tells her a measly little
-three hundred pound.
-
-"But she wasn't refined like my little woman," says Watty, "and when I
-seen that I passed her up." And inch by inch Watty coaxed her clean off
-of him.
-
-But the next day she hearn him and Mrs. Ostrich giggling about
-something, and she has a reg'lar tantrum, and jest fur meanness goes out
-and falls down on the race track, pertending she has fainted, and they
-can't move her no ways, not even roll her. But finally they rousted her
-out of that by one of these here sprinkling carts backing up agin her
-and turning loose.
-
-But aside from them occasional mean streaks Dolly was real nice, and I
-kind of got to liking her. She tells me that because she is so fat no
-one won't take her serious like a human being, and she wisht she was
-like other women and had a fambly. That woman wanted a baby, too, and I
-bet she would of been good to it, fur she was awful good to animals. She
-had been big from a little girl, and never got no sympathy when sick,
-nor nothing, and even whilst she played with dolls as a kid she knowed
-she looked ridiculous, and was laughed at. And by jings!--they was
-the funniest thing come to light before we left that crowd. That poor,
-derned, old, fat fool _had_ a doll yet, all hid away, and when she was
-alone she used to take it out and cuddle it. Well, Dolly never had many
-friends, and you couldn't blame her much if she did drink a little too
-much now and then, or get mad at Watty fur his goings-on and kneel down
-on him whilst he was asleep. Them was her only faults and I liked the
-old girl. Yet I could see Watty had his troubles too.
-
-That show busted up before the fair closed. Fur one day Watty's wife
-gets mad at Mrs. Ostrich and tries to set on her. And then Mrs. Ostrich
-gets mad too, and sicks Reginald onto her. Watty's wife is awful scared
-of Reginald, who don't really have ambition enough to bite no one, let
-alone a lady built so round everywhere he couldn't of got a grip on her.
-And as fur as wrapping himself around her and squashing her to death,
-Reginald never seen the day he could reach that fur. Reginald's feelings
-is plumb friendly toward Dolly when he is turned loose, but she don't
-know that, and she has some hysterics and faints in earnest this time.
-Well, they was an awful hullaballo when she come to, and fur the sake of
-peace in the fambly Watty has to fire Mr. and Mrs. Ostrich and poor old
-Reginald out of their jobs, and the show is busted. So Doctor Kirby and
-me lit out fur other parts agin.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-
-We was jogging along one afternoon not fur from a good-sized town at the
-top of Ohio, right on the lake, when we run acrost some remainders of
-a busted circus riding in a stake and chain wagon. They was two
-fellers--both jugglers, acrobats, and tumblers--and a balloon. The
-circus had busted without paying them nothing but promises fur months
-and months, and they had took the team and wagon and balloon by
-attachment, they said. They was carting her from the little burg the
-show busted in to that good-sized town on the lake. They would sell the
-team and wagon there and get money enough to put an advertisement in
-the Billboard, which is like a Bible to them showmen, that they had a
-balloon to sell and was at liberty.
-
-One of them was the slimmest, lightest-footed, quickest feller you ever
-seen, with a big nose and dark complected, and his name was Tobias. The
-other was heavier and blonde complected. His name was Dobbs, he said,
-and they was the Blanchet Brothers. Doctor Kirby and them got real well
-acquainted in about three minutes. We drove on ahead and got into the
-town first.
-
-The doctor says that balloon is jest wasted on them fellers. They can't
-go up in her, not knowing that trade, but still they ought to be some
-way fur them to make a little stake out of it before it was sold.
-
-The next evening we run acrost them fellers on the street, and they was
-feeling purty blue. They hadn't been able to sell that team and wagon,
-which it was eating its meals reg'lar in a livery stable, and they had
-been doing stunts in the street that day and passing around the hat, but
-not getting enough fur to pay expenses.
-
-"Where's the balloon?" asts the doctor. And I seen he was sicking his
-intellects onto the job of making her pay.
-
-"In the livery stable with the wagon," they tells him.
-
-He says he is going to figger out a way to help them boys. They is like
-all circus performers, he says--they jest knows their own acts, and
-talks about 'em all the time, and studies up ways to make 'em better,
-and has got no more idea of business outside of that than a rabbit. We
-all went to the livery stable and overhauled that balloon. It was an
-awful job, too. But they wasn't a rip in her, and the parachute was jest
-as good as new.
-
-"There's no reason why we can't give a show of our own," says Doctor
-Kirby, "with you boys and Danny and me and that balloon. What we want
-is a lot with a high board fence around it, like a baseball grounds,
-and the chance to tap a gas main." He says he'll be willing to take a
-chancet on it, even paying the gas company real money to fill her up.
-
-What the Doctor didn't know about starting shows wasn't worth knowing.
-He had even went in for the real drama in his younger days now and then.
-
-"One of my theatrical productions came very near succeeding, too," he
-says.
-
-It was a play he says, in which the hero falls in love with a pair of
-Siamese twins and commits suicide because he can't make a choice between
-them.
-
-"We played it as comedy in the big towns and tragedy in the little
-ones," he says. "But like a fool I booked it for two weeks of
-middle-sized towns and it broke us."
-
-The next day he finds a lot that will do jest fine. It has been used fur
-a school playgrounds, but the school has been moved and the old building
-is to be tore down. He hired the place cheap. And he goes and talks the
-gas company into giving him credit to fill that balloon. Which I kept
-wondering what was the use of filling her, fur none of the four of
-us had ever went up in one. And when I seen the handbills he had had
-printed I wondered all the more. They read as follers:
-
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-
-Kirby's Komedy Kompany and Open Air Circus
-
-Presenting a Peerless Personnel of Artistic Attractions
-
-Greatest in the Galaxy of Gaiety, is
-
-Hartley L. Kirby
-
-Monologuist and minstrel, dancer and vaudevillian in his terpsichorean
-travesties, buoyant burlesques, inimitable imitations, screaming
-impersonations, refined comedy sketches and popular song hits of the
-day.
-
-
-The Blanchet Brothers
-
-Daring, Dazzling, Danger-Loving, Death-Defying Demons
-
-Joyous jugglers, acrobatic artists, constrictorial contortionists,
-exquisite equilibrists, in their marvellous, mysterious, unparalleled
-performances.
-
-
-Umslopogus The Patagonian Chieftain
-
-The lowest type of human intellect
-
-This formerly ferocious fiend has so far succumbed to the softer wiles
-of civilization that he is no longer a cannibal, and it is now safe to
-put him on exhibition. But to prevent accidents he is heavily manacled,
-and the public is warned not to come too near.
-
-
- Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!!
-
- The management also presents the balloon of
-
- Prof. Alonzo Ackerman The Famous Aeronaut
-
- in which he has made his
-
- Wonderful Ascension and Parachute Drop
-
- many times, reaching remarkable altitudes
-
- Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!!
-
- Saturday, 3 P. M. Old Vandegrift School Lot
-
-
- Admission 50 Cents
-
-
-Well, fur a writer he certainly laid over Looey, Doctor Kirby did--more
-cheerful-like, you might say. I seen right off I was to be the
-Patagonian Chieftain. I was getting more and more of an actor right
-along--first an Injun, then a wild Borneo, and now a Patagonian.
-
-"But who is this Alonzo Ackerman?" I asts him.
-
-"Celebrated balloonist," says he, "and the man that invented parachutes.
-They eat out of his hand."
-
-"Where is he?" asts I.
-
-"How should I know?" he says.
-
-"How is he going up, then?" I asts.
-
-The doctor chuckles and says it is a good bill, a better bill than he
-thought; that it is getting in its work already. He says to me to read
-it careful and see if it says Alonzo Ackerman is going up. Well, it
-don't. But any one would of thought so the first look. I reckon that
-bill was some of a liar herself, not lying outright, but jest hinting a
-lie. They is a lot of mean, stingy-souled kind of people wouldn't never
-lie to help a friend, but Doctor Kirby wasn't one of 'em.
-
-"But," I says, "when that crowd finds out Alonzo ain't going up they
-will be purty mad."
-
-"Oh," says he, "I don't think so. The American public are a good-natured
-set of chuckle-heads, mostly. If they get sore I'll talk 'em out of it."
-
-If he had any faults at all--and mind you, I ain't saying Doctor Kirby
-had any--the one he had hardest was the belief he could talk any crowd
-into any notion, or out of it, either. And he loved to do it jest fur
-the fun of it. He'd rather have the feeling he was doing that than the
-money any day. He was powerful vain about that gab of his'n, Doctor
-Kirby was.
-
-The four of us took around about five thousand bills. The doctor says
-they is nothing like giving yourself a chancet. And Saturday morning we
-got the balloon filled up so she showed handsome, tugging away there at
-her ropes. But we had a dern mean time with that balloon, too.
-
-The doctor says if we have good luck there may be as many as three, four
-hundred people.
-
-But Jerusalem! They was two, three times that many. By the time the
-show started I reckon they was nigh a thousand there. The doctor and
-the Blanchet Brothers was tickled. When they quit coming fast the doctor
-left the gate and made a little speech, telling all about the wonderful
-show, and the great expense it was to get it together, and all that.
-
-They was a rope stretched between the crowd and us. Back of that was the
-Blanchet Brothers' wagon and our wagon, and our little tent. I was jest
-inside the tent with chains on. Back of everything else was the balloon.
-
-Well, the doctor he done a lot of songs and things as advertised. Then
-the Blanchet Brothers done some of their acts. They was really fine
-acts, too. Then come some more of Doctor Kirby's refined comedy, as
-advertised. Next, more Blanchet. Then a lecture about me by the doctor.
-All in all it takes up about an hour and a half. Then the doctor makes
-a mighty nice little talk, and wishes them all good afternoon, thanking
-them fur their kind intentions and liberal patronage, one and all.
-
-"But when will the balloon go up?" asts half a dozen at oncet.
-
-"The balloon?" asts Doctor Kirby, surprised.
-
-"Balloon! Balloon!" yells a kid. And the hull crowd took it up and
-yelled: "Balloon! Balloon! Balloon!" And they crowded up closte to that
-rope.
-
-Doctor Kirby has been getting off the wagon, but he gets back on her,
-and stretches his arms wide, and motions of 'em all to come close.
-
-"Ladies and gentlemen," he says, "please to gather near--up here,
-good people--and listen! Listen to what I have to say--harken to the
-utterings of my voice! There has been a misunderstanding here! There has
-been a misconstruction! There has been, ladies and gentlemen, a woeful
-lack of comprehension here!"
-
-It looked to me like they was beginning to understand more than he meant
-them to. I was wondering how it would all come out, but he never lost
-his nerve.
-
-"Listen," he says, very earnest, "listen to me. Somehow the idea seems
-to have gone forth that there would be a balloon ascension here this
-afternoon. How, I do not know, for what we advertised, ladies and
-gentlemen, was that the balloon used by Prof. Alonzo Ackerman, the
-illustrious aeronaut, would be _UPON EXHIBITION_. And there she is, ladies
-and gentlemen, there she is, for every eye to see and gladden with the
-sight of--right before you, ladies and gentlemen--the balloon of Alonzo
-Ackerman, the wonderful voyager of the air, exactly as represented.
-During their long career Kirby and Company have never deceived the
-public. Others may, but Kirby and Company are like Caesar's wife--Kirby
-and Company are above suspicion. It is the province of Kirby's Komedy
-Kompany, ladies and gentlemen, to spread the glad tidings of innocent
-amusement throughout the length and breadth of this fair land of ours.
-And there she is before you, the balloon as advertised, the gallant ship
-of the air in which the illustrious Ackerman made so many voyages before
-he sailed at last into the Great Beyond! You can see her, ladies and
-gentlemen, straining at her cords, anxious to mount into the heavens
-and be gone! It is an education in itself, ladies and gentlemen, a moral
-education, and well worth coming miles to see. Think of it--think of
-it--the Ackerman balloon--and then think that the illustrious Ackerman
-himself--he was my personal friend, ladies and gentlemen, and a true
-friend sticketh closer than a brother--the illustrious Ackerman is dead.
-The balloon, ladies and gentlemen, is there, but Ackerman is gone to his
-reward. Look at that balloon, ladies and gentlemen, and tell me if you
-can, why should the spirit of mortals be proud? For the man that rode
-her like a master and tamed her like she was a dove lies cold and dead
-in a western graveyard, ladies and gentlemen, and she is here, a useless
-and an idle vanity without the mind that made her go!"
-
-Well, he went on and he told a funny story about Alonzo, which I don't
-believe they ever was no Alonzo Ackerman, and a lot of 'em laughed;
-and he told a pitiful story, and they got sollum agin, and then another
-funny story. Well, he had 'em listening, and purty soon most of the
-crowd is feeling in a good humour toward him, and one feller yells out:
-
-"Go it--you're a hull show yourself!" And some joshes him, but they
-don't seem to be no trouble in the air. When they all look to be in a
-good humour he holds up a bill and asts how many has them. Many has. He
-says that is well, and then he starts to telling another story. But
-in the middle of the story that hull dern crowd is took with a fit of
-laughing. They has looked at the bill closet, and seen they is sold, and
-is taking it good-natured. And still shouting and laughing most of them
-begins to start along off. And I thought all chancet of trouble was over
-with. But it wasn't.
-
-Fur they is always a natcheral born kicker everywhere, and they was one
-here, too.
-
-He was a lean feller with a sticking out jaw, and one of his eyes was in
-a kind of a black pocket, and he was jest natcherally laying it off to
-about a dozen fellers that was in a little knot around him.
-
-The doctor sees the main part of the crowd going and climbs down off'n
-the wagon. As he does so that hull bunch of about a dozen moves in under
-the rope, and some more that was going out seen it, and stopped and come
-back.
-
-"Perfessor," says the man with the patch over his eye to Doctor Kirby,
-"you say this man Ackerman is dead?"
-
-"Yes," says the doctor, eying him over, "he's dead."
-
-"How did he die?" asts the feller.
-
-"He died hard, I understand," says the doctor, careless-like.
-
-"Fell out of his balloon?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"This aeronaut trade is a dangerous trade, I hear," says the feller with
-the patch on his eye.
-
-"They say so," says Doctor Kirby, easy-like.
-
-"Was you ever an aeronaut yourself?" asts the feller.
-
-"No," says the doctor.
-
-"Never been up in a balloon?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Well, you're going up in one this afternoon!"
-
-"What do you mean?" asts Doctor Kirby.
-
-"We've come out to see a balloon ascension--and we're going to see it,
-too."
-
-And with that the hull crowd made a rush at the doctor.
-
-Well, I been in fights before that, and I been in fights since then. But
-I never been in no harder one. The doctor and the two Blanchet brothers
-and me managed to get backed up agin the fence in a row when the rush
-come. I guess I done my share, and I guess the Blanchet brothers done
-theirn, too. But they was too many of 'em for us--too dern many. It
-wouldn't of ended as quick as it did if Doctor Kirby hadn't gone clean
-crazy. His back was to the fence, and he cleaned out everything in front
-of him, and then he give a wild roar jest like a bull and rushed that
-hull gang--twenty men, they was--with his head down. He caught two
-fellers, one in each hand, and he cracked their heads together, and he
-caught two more, and done the same. But he orter never took his back
-away from that fence. The hull gang closed in on him, and down he went
-at the bottom of a pile. I was awful busy myself, but I seen that pile
-moving and churning. Then I made a big mistake myself. I kicked a feller
-in the stomach, and another feller caught my leg, and down I went. Fur
-a half a minute I never knowed nothing. And when I come to I was all
-mashed about the face, and two fellers was sitting on me.
-
-The crowd was tying Doctor Kirby to that parachute. They straddled
-legs over the parachute bar, and tied his feet below it. He was still
-fighting, but they was too many fur him. They left his arms untied, but
-they held 'em, and then--
-
-Then they cut her loose. She went up like she was shot from a gun, and
-as she did Doctor Kirby took a grip on a feller's arm that hadn't let
-loose quick enough and lifted him plumb off'n the ground. He slewed
-around on the trapeze bar with the feller's weight, and slipped head
-downward. And as he slipped he give that feller a swing and let loose
-of him, and then ketched himself by the crook of one knee. The feller
-turned over twicet in the air and landed in a little crumpled-up pile on
-the ground, and never made a sound.
-
-The fellers that had holt of me forgot me and stood up, and I stood up
-too, and looked. The balloon was rising fast. Doctor Kirby was trying to
-pull himself up to the trapeze bar, twisting and squirming and having
-a hard time of it, and shooting higher every second. I reckoned he
-couldn't fall complete, fur where his feet was tied would likely hold
-even if his knee come straight--but he would die mebby with his head
-filling up with blood. But finally he made a squirm and raised himself a
-lot and grabbed the rope at one side of the bar. And then he reached and
-got the rope on the other side, and set straddle of her. And jest as he
-done that the wind ketched the balloon good and hard, and she turned out
-toward Lake Erie. It was too late fur him to pull the rope that sets the
-parachute loose then, and drop onto the land.
-
-I rushed out of that schoolhouse yard and down the street toward the
-lake front, and run, stumbling along and looking up. She was getting
-smaller every minute. And with my head in the air looking up I was
-running plumb to the edge of the water before I knowed it.
-
-She was away out over the lake now, and awful high, and going fast
-before the wind, and the doctor was only a speck. And as I stared at
-that speck away up in the sky I thought this was a mean world to live
-in. Fur there was the only real friend I ever had, and no way fur me to
-help him. He had learnt me to read, and bought me good clothes, and made
-me know they was things in the world worth travelling around to see, and
-made me feel like I was something more than jest Old Hank Walters's dog.
-And I guessed he would be drownded and I would never see him agin now.
-And all of a sudden something busted loose inside of me, and I sunk
-down there at the edge of the water, sick at my stomach, and weak and
-shivering.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-
-I didn't exactly faint there, but things got all mixed fur me, and when
-they was straightened out agin I was in a hospital. It seems I had
-been considerable stepped on in that fight, and three ribs was broke. I
-knowed I was hurting, but I was so interested in what was happening to
-the doctor the hull hurt never come to me till the balloon was way out
-over the lake.
-
-But now I was in a plaster cast, and before I got out of that I was in a
-fever. I was some weeks getting out of there.
-
-I tried to get some word of Doctor Kirby, but couldn't. Nothing had been
-heard of him or the balloon. The newspapers had had stuff about it fur a
-day or two, and they guessed the body might come to light sometime. But
-that was all. And I didn't know where to hunt nor how.
-
-The hosses and wagon and tent and things worried me some, too. They
-wasn't mine, and so I couldn't sell 'em. And they wasn't no good to me
-without Doctor Kirby. So I tells the man that owns the livery stable to
-use the team fur its board and keep it till Doctor Kirby calls fur it,
-and if he never does mebby I will sometime.
-
-I didn't want to stay in that town or I could of got a job in the livery
-stable. They offered me one, but I hated that town. I wanted to light
-out. I didn't much care where to.
-
-Them Blanchet Brothers had left a good share of the money we took in
-at the balloon ascension with the hospital people fur me before they
-cleared out. But before I left that there town I seen they was one thing
-I had to do to make myself easy in my mind. So I done her.
-
-That was to hunt up that feller with his eye in the patch. It took me
-a week to find him. He lived down near some railroad yards. I might of
-soaked him with a coupling link and felt a hull lot better. But I didn't
-guess it would do to pet and pamper my feelings too much. So I does it
-with my fists in a quiet place, and does it very complete, and leaves
-that town in a cattle car, feeling a hull lot more contented in my mind.
-
-Then they was a hull dern year I didn't stay nowhere very long, nor
-work at any one job too long, neither. I jest worked from place to place
-seeing things--big towns and rivers and mountains. Working here and
-there, and loafing and riding blind baggages and freight trains between
-jobs, I covered a lot of ground that year, and made some purty big
-jumps, and got acquainted with some awful queer folks, first and last.
-
-But the worst of that is lots of people gets to thinking I am a hobo.
-Even one or two judges in police courts I got acquainted with had that
-there idea of me. I always explains that I am not one, and am jest
-travelling around to see things, and working when I feels like it, and
-ain't no bum. But frequent I am not believed. And two, three different
-times I gets to the place where I couldn't hardly of told myself from a
-hobo, if I hadn't of knowed I wasn't one.
-
-I got right well acquainted with some of them hobos, too. As fur as I
-can see, they is as much difference in them as in other humans. Some
-travels because they likes to see things, and some because they hates to
-work, and some because they is in the habit and can't stop it. Well, I
-know myself it's purty hard after while to stop it, fur where would you
-stop at? What excuse is they to stop one place more'n another? I met all
-kinds of 'em, and oncet I got in fur a week with a couple of real Johnny
-Yeggs that is both in the pen now. I hearn a feller say one time there
-is some good in every man. I went the same way as them two yeggmen a
-hull dern week to try and find out where the good in 'em was. I guess
-they must be some mistake somewheres, fur I looked hard and I watched
-closet and I never found it. They is many kinds of hobos and tramps,
-perfessional and amachure, and lots of kinds of bums, and lots of young
-fellers working their way around to see things, like I was, and lots of
-working men in hard luck going from place to place, and all them kinds
-is humans. But the real yeggman ain't even a dog.
-
-And oncet I went all the way from Chicago to Baltimore with a serious,
-dern fool that said he was a soshyologest, whatever them is, and was
-going to put her all into a book about the criminal classes. He worked
-hard trying to get at the reason I was a hobo. Which they wasn't no
-reason, fur I wasn't no hobo. But I didn't want to disappoint that
-feller and spoil his book fur him. So I tells him things. Things not
-overly truthful, but very full of crime. About a year afterward I was
-into one of these here Andrew Carnegie lib'aries with the names of the
-old-time presidents all chiselled along the top and I seen the hull
-dern thing in print. He said of me the same thing I have said about them
-yeggmen. If all he met joshed that feller the same as me, that book must
-of been what you might call misleading in spots.
-
-One morning I woke up in a good-sized town in Illinoise, not a hundred
-miles from where I was raised, without no money, and my clothes not much
-to look at, and no job. I had been with a railroad show fur about two
-weeks, driving stakes and other rough work, and it had went off and left
-me sleeping on the ground. Circuses never waits fur nothing nor cares a
-dern fur no one. I tried all day around town fur to get some kind of a
-job. But I was looking purty rough and I couldn't land nothing. Along in
-the afternoon I was awful hungry.
-
-I was feeling purty low down to have to ast fur a meal, but finally I
-done it.
-
-I dunno how I ever come to pick out such a swell-looking house, but I
-makes a little talk at the back door and the Irish girl she says, "Come
-in," and into the kitchen I goes.
-
-"It's Minnesota you're working toward?" asts she, pouring me out a cup
-of coffee.
-
-She is thinking of the wheat harvest where they is thousands makes fur
-every fall. But none of 'em fur me. That there country is full of them
-Scandiluvian Swedes and Norwegians, and they gets into the field before
-daylight and stays there so long the hired man's got to milk the cows by
-moonlight.
-
-"I been acrost the river into I'way," I says, "a-working at my trade,
-and now I'm going back to Chicago to work at it some more."
-
-"What might your trade be?" she asts, sizing me up careful; and I thinks
-I'll hand her one to chew on she ain't never hearn tell of before.
-
-"I'm a agnostic by trade," I says. I spotted that there word in a
-religious book one time, and that's the first chancet I ever has to try
-it on any one. You can't never tell what them reg'lar sockdologers is
-going to do till you tries them.
-
-"I see," says she. But I seen she didn't see. And I didn't help her
-none. She would of ruther died than to let on she didn't see. The Irish
-is like that. Purty soon she says:
-
-"Ain't that the dangerous kind o' work, though!"
-
-"It is," I says. And says nothing further.
-
-She sets down and folds her arms, like she was thinking of it, watching
-my hands closet all the time I was eating, like she's looking fur scars
-where something slipped when I done that agnostic work. Purty soon she
-says:
-
-"Me brother Michael was kilt at it in the old country. He was the most
-vinturesome lad of thim all!"
-
-"Did it fly up and hit him?" I asts her. I was wondering w'ether she is
-making fun of me or am I making fun of her. Them Irish is like that, you
-can never tell which.
-
-"No," says she, "he fell off of it. And I'm thinking you don't know what
-it is yourself." And the next thing I know I'm eased out o' the back
-door and she's grinning at me scornful through the crack of it.
-
-So I was walking slow around toward the front of the house thinking how
-the Irish was a great nation, and what shall I do now, anyhow? And I
-says to myself: "Danny, you was a fool to let that circus walk off and
-leave you asleep in this here town with nothing over you but a barbed
-wire fence this morning. Fur what _are_ you going to do next? First thing
-you know, you _will_ be a reg'lar tramp, which some folks can't be made
-to see you ain't now." And jest when I was thinking that, a feller comes
-down the front steps of that house on the jump and nabs me by the coat
-collar.
-
-"Did you come out of this house?" he asts.
-
-"I did," I says, wondering what next.
-
-"Back in you go, then," he says, marching me forward toward them front
-steps, "they've got smallpox in there."
-
-I like to of jumped loose when he says that.
-
-"Smallpox ain't no inducement to me, mister," I tells him. But he
-twisted my coat collar tight and dug his thumbs into my neck, all the
-time helping me onward with his knee from behind, and I seen they wasn't
-no use pulling back. I could probable of licked that man, but they's no
-system in mixing up with them well-dressed men in towns where they think
-you are a tramp. The judge will give you the worst of it.
-
-He rung the door bell and the girl that opened the door she looked kind
-o' surprised when she seen me, and in we went.
-
-"Tell Professor Booth that Doctor Wilkins wants to see him again,"
-says the man a-holt o' me, not letting loose none. And we says nothing
-further till the perfessor comes, which he does, slow and absent-minded.
-When he seen me he took off his glasses so's he could see me better, and
-he says:
-
-"What is that you have there, Doctor Wilkins?"
-
-"A guest for you," says Doctor Wilkins, grinning all over hisself. "I
-found him leaving your house. And you being under quarantine, and me
-being secretary to the board of health, and the city pest-house being
-crowded too full already, I'll have to ask you to keep him here till
-we get Miss Margery onto her feet again," he says. Or they was words to
-that effect, as the lawyers asts you.
-
-"Dear me," says Perfesser Booth, kind o' helpless like. And he
-comes over closet to me and looks me all over like I was one of them
-amphimissourian lizards in a free museum. And then he goes to the foot
-of the stairs and sings out in a voice that was so bleached-out and
-flat-chested it would of looked jest like him himself if you could of
-saw it--"Estelle," he sings out, "oh, Estelle!"
-
-Estelle, she come down stairs looking like she was the perfessor's big
-brother. I found out later she was his old maid sister. She wasn't no
-spring chicken, Estelle wasn't, and they was a continuous grin on her
-face. I figgered it must of froze there years and years ago. They was
-a kid about ten or eleven years old come along down with her, that had
-hair down to its shoulders and didn't look like it knowed whether it was
-a girl or a boy. Miss Estelle, she looks me over in a way that makes me
-shiver, while the doctor and the perfessor jaws about whose fault it is
-the smallpox sign ain't been hung out. And when she was done listening
-she says to the perfessor: "You had better go back to your laboratory."
-And the perfessor he went along out, and the doctor with him.
-
-"What are you going to do with him, Aunt Estelle?" the kid asts her.
-
-"What would _you_ suggest, William, Dear?" asts his aunt. I ain't feeling
-very comfortable, and I was getting all ready jest to natcherally bolt
-out the front door now the doctor was gone. Then I thinks it mightn't be
-no bad place to stay in fur a couple o' days, even risking the smallpox.
-Fur I had riccolected I couldn't ketch it nohow, having been vaccinated
-a few months before in Terry Hutt by compulsive medical advice, me being
-fur a while doing some work on the city pavements through a mistake
-about me in the police court.
-
-William Dear looks at me like it was the day of judgment and his job was
-to keep the fatted calves separate from the goats and prodigals, and he
-says:
-
-"If I were you, Aunt Estelle, the first thing would be to get his hair
-cut and his face washed and then get him some clothes."
-
-"William Dear is my friend," thinks I.
-
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-
-She calls James, which was a butler. James, he buttles me into a
-bathroom the like o' which I never seen afore, and then he buttles me
-into a suit o' somebody's clothes and into a room at the top o' the
-house next to his'n, and then he comes back and buttles a comb and brush
-at me. James was the most mournful-looking fat man I ever seen, and he
-says that account of me not being respectable I will have my meals alone
-in the kitchen after the servants has eat.
-
-The first thing I knowed I been in that house more'n a week. I eat and I
-slept and I smoked and I kind of enjoyed not worrying about things fur
-a while. The only oncomfortable thing about being the perfessor's guest
-was Miss Estelle. Soon's she found out I was a agnostic she took charge
-o' my intellectuals and what went into 'em, and she makes me read things
-and asts me about 'em, and she says she is going fur to reform me. And
-whatever brand o' disgrace them there agnostics really is I ain't found
-out to this day, having come acrost the word accidental.
-
-Biddy Malone, which was the kitchen mechanic, she says the perfessor's
-wife's been over to her mother's while this smallpox has been going on,
-and they is a nurse in the house looking after Miss Margery, the little
-kid that's sick. And Biddy, she says if she was Mrs. Booth she'd stay
-there, too. They's been some talk, anyhow, about Mrs. Booth and a
-musician feller around that there town. But Biddy, she likes Mrs. Booth,
-and even if it was true, which it ain't Biddy says, who could of blamed
-her? Fur things ain't joyous around that house the last year, since Miss
-Estelle's come there to live. The perfessor, he's so full of scientifics
-he don't know nothing with no sense to it, Biddy says. He's got more
-money'n you can shake a stick at, and he don't have to do no work, nor
-never has, and his scientifics gets worse and worse every year. But
-while scientifics is worrying to the nerves of a fambly, and while his
-labertory often makes the house smell like a sick drug store has crawled
-into it and died there, they wouldn't of been no serious row on between
-the perfessor and his wife, not _all_ the time, if it hadn't of been fur
-Miss Estelle. She has jest natcherally made herself boss of that there
-house, Biddy says, and she's a she-devil. Between all them scientifics
-and Miss Estelle things has got where Mrs. Booth can't stand 'em much
-longer.
-
-I didn't blame her none fur getting sore on her job, neither. You
-can't expect a woman that's purty, and knows it, and ain't no more'n
-thirty-two or three, and don't look it, to be serious intrusted in
-mummies and pickled snakes and chemical perfusions, not _all_ the time.
-Mebby when Mrs. Booth would ast him if he was going to take her to the
-opery that night the perfessor would look up in an absent-minded sort
-of way and ast her did she know them Germans had invented a new germ? It
-wouldn't of been so bad if the perfessor had picked out jest one brand
-of scientifics and stuck to that reg'lar. Mrs. Booth could of got use to
-any _one_ kind. But mebby this week the perfessor would be took hard with
-ornithography and he'd go chasing humming-birds all over the front yard,
-and the next he'd be putting gastronomy into William's breakfast feed.
-
-They was always a row on over them kids, which they hadn't been till
-Miss Estelle come. Mrs. Booth, she said they could kill their own
-selves, if they wanted to, him and Miss Estelle, but she had more
-right than any one else to say what went into William's and Margery's
-digestive ornaments, and she didn't want 'em brung up scientific nohow,
-but jest human. But Miss Estelle's got so she runs that hull house
-now, and the perfessor too, but he don't know it, Biddy says, and her
-a-saying every now and then it was too bad Frederick couldn't of married
-a noble woman who would of took a serious intrust in his work. The kids
-don't hardly dare to kiss their ma in front of Miss Estelle no more, on
-account of germs and things. And with Miss Estelle taking care of their
-religious organs and their intellectuals and the things like that, and
-the perfessor filling them up on new invented feeds, I guess they never
-was two kids got more education to the square inch, outside and in. It
-hadn't worked none on Miss Margery yet, her being younger, but William
-Dear he took it hard and serious, and it made bumps all over his head,
-and he was kind o' pale and spindly. Every time that kid cut his finger
-he jest natcherally bled scientifics. One day I says to Miss Estelle,
-says I:
-
-"It looks to me like William Dear is kind of peaked." She looks worried
-and she looks mad fur me lipping in, and then she says mebby it is true,
-but she don't see why, because he is being brung up like he orter be in
-every way and no expense nor trouble spared.
-
-"Well," says I, "what a kid about that size wants to do is to get out
-and roll around in the dirt some, and yell and holler."
-
-She sniffs like I wasn't worth taking no notice of. But it kind o'
-soaked in, too. She and the perfessor must of talked it over. Fur the
-next day I seen her spreading a oilcloth on the hall floor. And then
-James comes a buttling in with a lot of sand what the perfessor has
-baked and made all scientific down in his labertory. James, he pours all
-that nice, clean dirt onto the oilcloth and then Miss Estelle sends fur
-William Dear.
-
-"William Dear," she says, "we have decided, your papa and I, that what
-you need is more romping around and playing along with your studies. You
-ought to get closer to the soil and to nature, as is more healthy for
-a youth of your age. So for an hour each day, between your studies, you
-will romp and play in this sand. You may begin to frolic now, William
-Dear, and then James will sweep up the dirt again for to-morrow's
-frolic."
-
-But William didn't frolic none. He jest looked at that dirt in a sad
-kind o' way, and he says very serious but very decided:
-
-"Aunt Estelle, I shall _not_ frolic." And they had to let it go at that,
-fur he never would frolic none, neither. And all that nice clean dirt
-was throwed out in the back yard along with the unscientific dirt.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-
-One night when I've been there more'n a week, and am getting kind o'
-tired staying in one place so long, I don't want to go to bed after I
-eats, and I gets a-holt of some of the perfessor's cigars and goes
-into the lib'ary to see if he's got anything fit to read. Setting there
-thinking of the awful remarkable people they is in this world I must of
-went to sleep. Purty soon, in my sleep, I hearn two voices. Then I waked
-up sudden, and still hearn 'em, low and quicklike, in the room that
-opens right off of the lib'ary with a couple of them sliding doors like
-is onto a box car. One voice was a woman's voice, and it wasn't Miss
-Estelle's.
-
-"But I _must_ see them before we go, Henry," she says.
-
-And the other was a man's voice and it wasn't no one around our house.
-
-"But, my God," he says, "suppose you get it yourself, Jane!"
-
-I set up straight then, fur Jane was the perfessor's wife's first name.
-
-"You mean suppose _you_ get it," she says. I like to of seen the look she
-must of give him to fit in with the way she says that _you_. He didn't say
-nothing, the man didn't; and then her voice softens down some, and
-she says, low and slow: "Henry, wouldn't you love me if I _did_ get it?
-Suppose it marked and pitted me all up?"
-
-"Oh, of course," he says, "of course I would. Nothing can change the way
-I feel. _You_ know that." He said it quick enough, all right, jest the way
-they does in a show, but it sounded _too much_ like it does on the stage
-to of suited me if _I_'d been her. I seen folks overdo them little talks
-before this.
-
-I listens some more, and then I sees how it is. This is that musician
-feller Biddy Malone's been talking about. Jane's going to run off with
-him all right, but she's got to kiss the kids first. Women is like that.
-They may hate the kids' pa all right, but they's dad-burned few of 'em
-don't like the kids. I thinks to myself: "It must be late. I bet they
-was already started, or ready to start, and she made him bring her here
-first so's she could sneak in and see the kids. She jest simply couldn't
-get by. But she's taking a fool risk, too. Fur how's she going to see
-Margery with that nurse coming and going and hanging around all night?
-And even if she tries jest to see William Dear it's a ten to one shot
-he'll wake up and she'll be ketched at it."
-
-And then I thinks, suppose she _is_ ketched at it? What of it? Ain't a
-woman got a right to come into her own house with her own door key, even
-if they is a quarantine onto it, and see her kids? And if she is ketched
-seeing them, how would any one know she was going to run off? And ain't
-she got a right to have a friend of hern and her husband's bring her
-over from her mother's house, even if it is a little late?
-
-Then I seen she wasn't taking no great risks neither, and I thinks mebby
-I better go and tell that perfessor what is going on, fur he has treated
-me purty white. And then I thinks: "I'll be gosh-derned if I meddle.
-So fur as I can see that there perfessor ain't getting fur from what's
-coming to him, nohow. And as fur _her_, you got to let some people find
-out what they want fur theirselves. Anyhow, where do _I_ come in at?"
-
-But I want to get a look at her and Henry, anyhow. So I eases off my
-shoes, careful-like, and I eases acrost the floor to them sliding doors,
-and I puts my eye down to the little crack. The talk is going backward
-and forward between them two, him wanting her to come away quick, and
-her undecided whether to risk seeing the kids. And all the time she's
-kind o' hoping mebby she will be ketched if she tries to see the kids,
-and she's begging off fur more time ginerally.
-
-Well, sir, I didn't blame that musician feller none when I seen her. She
-was a peach.
-
-And I couldn't blame her so much, neither, when I thought of Miss
-Estelle and all them scientifics of the perfessor's strung out fur years
-and years world without end.
-
-Yet, when I seen the man, I sort o' wished she wouldn't. I seen right
-off that Henry wouldn't do. It takes a man with a lot of gumption to
-keep a woman feeling good and not sorry fur doing it when he's married
-to her. But it takes a man with twicet as much to make her feel right
-when they ain't married. This feller wears one of them little, brown,
-pointed beards fur to hide where his chin ain't. And his eyes is too
-much like a woman's. Which is the kind that gets the biggest piece of
-pie at the lunch counter and fergits to thank the girl as cuts it big.
-She was setting in front of a table, twisting her fingers together, and
-he was walking up and down. I seen he was mad and trying not to show it,
-and I seen he was scared of the smallpox and trying not to show that,
-too. And jest about that time something happened that kind o' jolted me.
-
-They was one of them big chairs in the room where they was that has got
-a high back and spins around on itself. It was right acrost from me, on
-the other side of the room, and it was facing the front window, which
-was a bow window. And that there chair begins to turn, slow and easy.
-First I thought she wasn't turning. Then I seen she was. But Jane and
-Henry didn't. They was all took up with each other in the middle of the
-room, with their backs to it.
-
-Henry is a-begging of Jane, and she turns a little more, that chair
-does. Will she squeak, I wonders?
-
-"Don't you be a fool, Jane," says the Henry feller.
-
-Around she comes three hull inches, that there chair, and nary a squeak.
-
-"A fool?" asts Jane, and laughs. "And I'm not a fool to think of going
-with you at all, then?"
-
-That chair, she moved six inches more and I seen the calf of a leg and
-part of a crumpled-up coat tail.
-
-"But I _am_ going with you, Henry," says Jane. And she gets up jest like
-she is going to put her arms around him.
-
-But Jane don't. Fur that chair swings clear around and there sets the
-perfessor. He's all hunched up and caved in and he's rubbing his eyes
-like he's jest woke up recent, and he's got a grin onto his face that
-makes him look like his sister Estelle looks all the time.
-
-"Excuse me," says the perfessor.
-
-They both swings around and faces him. I can hear my heart bumping. Jane
-never says a word. The man with the brown beard never says a word. But
-if they felt like me they both felt like laying right down there and
-having a fit. They looks at him and he jest sets there and grins at
-them.
-
-But after a while Jane, she says:
-
-"Well, now you _know!_ What are you going to do about it?"
-
-Henry, he starts to say something too. But--
-
-"Don't start anything," says the perfessor to him. "_You_ aren't going to
-do anything." Or they was words to that effect.
-
-"Professor Booth," he says, seeing he has got to say something or else
-Jane will think the worse of him, "I am--"
-
-"Keep still," says the perfessor, real quiet. "I'll tend to you in a
-minute or two. _You_ don't count for much. This thing is mostly between me
-and my wife."
-
-When he talks so decided I thinks mebby that perfessor has got something
-into him besides science after all. Jane, she looks kind o' surprised
-herself. But she says nothing, except:
-
-"What are you going to do, Frederick?" And she laughs one of them mean
-kind of laughs, and looks at Henry like she wanted him to spunk up a
-little more, and says: "What _can_ you do, Frederick?"
-
-Frederick, he says, not excited a bit:
-
-"There's quite a number of things I _could_ do that would look bad when
-they got into the newspapers. But it's none of them, unless one of you
-forces me to it." Then he says:
-
-"You _did_ want to see the children, Jane?"
-
-She nodded.
-
-"Jane," he says, "can't you see I'm the better man?"
-
-The perfessor, he was woke up after all them years of scientifics, and
-he didn't want to see her go. "Look at him," he says, pointing to the
-feller with the brown beard, "he's scared stiff right now."
-
-Which I would of been scared myself if I'd a-been ketched that-a-way
-like Henry was, and the perfessor's voice sounding like you was chopping
-ice every time he spoke. I seen the perfessor didn't want to have no
-blood on the carpet without he had to have it, but I seen he was making
-up his mind about something, too. Jane, she says:
-
-"_You_ a better man? _You_? You think you've been a model husband just
-because you've never beaten me, don't you?"
-
-"No," says the perfessor, "I've been a blamed fool all right. I've been
-a worse fool, maybe, than if I _had_ beaten you." Then he turns to Henry
-and he says:
-
-"Duels are out of fashion, aren't they? And a plain killing looks bad in
-the papers, doesn't it? Well, you just wait for me." With which he gets
-up and trots out, and I hearn him running down stairs to his labertory.
-
-Henry, he'd ruther go now. He don't want to wait. But with Jane
-a-looking at him he's shamed not to wait. It's his place to make some
-kind of a strong action now to show Jane he is a great man. But he don't
-do it. And Jane is too much of a thoroughbred to show him she expects
-it. And me, I'm getting the fidgets and wondering to myself, "What is
-that there perfessor up to now? Whatever it is, it ain't like no one
-else. He is looney, that perfessor is. And she is kind o' looney, too.
-I wonder if they is any one that ain't looney sometimes?" I been
-around the country a good 'eal, too, and seen and hearn of some awful
-remarkable things, and I never seen no one that wasn't more or less
-looney when the _search us the femm_ comes into the case. Which is a Dago
-word I got out'n a newspaper and it means: "Who was the dead gent's lady
-friend?" And we all set and sweat and got the fidgets waiting fur that
-perfessor to come back.
-
-Which he done with that Sister Estelle grin onto his face and a pill box
-in his hand. They was two pills in the box. He says, placid and chilly:
-
-"Yes, sir, duels are out of fashion. This is the age of science. All the
-same, the one that gets her has got to fight for her. If she isn't worth
-fighting for, she isn't worth having. Here are two pills. I made 'em
-myself. One has enough poison in it to kill a regiment when it gets to
-working well--which it does fifteen minutes after it is taken. The other
-one has got nothing harmful in it. If you get the poison one, I keep
-her. If I get it, you can have her. Only I hope you will wait long
-enough after I'm dead so there won't be any scandal around town."
-
-Henry, he never said a word. He opened his mouth, but nothing come of
-it. When he done that I thought I hearn his tongue scrape agin his cheek
-on the inside like a piece of sand-paper. He was scared, Henry was.
-
-"But _you_ know which is which," Jane sings out. "The thing's not fair!"
-
-"That is the reason my dear Jane is going to shuffle these pills around
-each other herself," says the perfessor, "and then pick out one for him
-and one for me. _You_ don't know which is which, Jane. And as he is the
-favourite, he is going to get the first chance. If he gets the one I
-want him to get, he will have just fifteen minutes to live after taking
-it. In that fifteen minutes he will please to walk so far from my house
-that he won't die near it and make a scandal. I won't have a scandal
-without I have to. Everything is going to be nice and quiet and
-respectable. The effect of the poison is similar to heart failure. No
-one can tell the difference on the corpse. There's going to be no blood
-anywhere. I will be found dead in my house in the morning with heart
-failure, or else he will be picked up dead in the street, far enough
-away so as to make no talk." Or they was words to that effect.
-
-He is rubbing it in considerable, I thinks, that perfessor is. I wonder
-if I better jump in and stop the hull thing. Then I thinks: "No, it's
-between them three." Besides, I want to see which one is going to get
-that there loaded pill. I always been intrusted in games of chancet of
-all kinds, and when I seen the perfessor was such a sport, I'm sorry I
-been misjudging him all this time.
-
-Jane, she looks at the box, and she breathes hard and quick.
-
-"I won't touch 'em," she says. "I refuse to be a party to any murder of
-that kind."
-
-"Huh? You do?" says the perfessor. "But the time when you might have
-refused has gone by. You have made yourself a party to it already.
-You're really the _main_ party to it.
-
-"But do as you like," he goes on. "I'm giving him more chance than I
-ought to with those pills. I might shoot him, and I would, and then face
-the music, if it wasn't for mixing the children up in the scandal, Jane.
-If you want to see him get a fair chance, Jane, you've got to hand out
-these pills, one to him and then one to me. _You_ must kill one or the
-other of us, or else _I'll kill him_ the other way. And _you_ had better
-pick one out for him, because _I_ know which is which. Or else let him
-pick one out for himself," he says.
-
-Henry, he wasn't saying nothing. I thought he had fainted. But he
-hadn't. I seen him licking his lips. I bet Henry's mouth was all dry
-inside.
-
-Jane, she took the box and she went round in front of Henry and she
-looked at him hard. She looked at him like she was thinking: "Fur God's
-sake, spunk up some, and take one if it _does_ kill you!" Then she says
-out loud: "Henry, if you die I will die, too!"
-
-And Henry, he took one. His hand shook, but he took it out'n the box. If
-she had of looked like that at me mebby I would of took one myself. Fur
-Jane, she was a peach, she was. But I don't know whether I would of or
-not. When she makes that brag about dying, I looked at the perfessor.
-What she said never fazed him. And I thinks agin: "Mebby I better jump
-in now and stop this thing." And then I thinks agin: "No, it is between
-them three and Providence." Besides, I'm anxious to see who is going
-to get that pill with the science in it. I gets to feeling jest like
-Providence hisself was in that there room picking out them pills with
-his own hands. And I was anxious to see what Providence's ideas of right
-and wrong was like. So fur as I could see they was all three in the
-wrong, but if I had of been in there running them pills in Providence's
-place I would of let them all off kind o' easy.
-
-Henry, he ain't eat his pill yet. He is jest looking at it and shaking.
-The perfessor pulls out his watch and lays it on the table.
-
-"It is a quarter past eleven," he says. "Mr. Murray, are you going to
-make me shoot you, after all? I didn't want a scandal," he says. "It's
-for you to say whether you want to eat that pill and get your even
-chance, or whether you want to get shot. The shooting method is sure,
-but it causes talk. These pills won't _which_?"
-
-And he pulls a revolver. Which I suppose he had got that too when he
-went down after them pills.
-
-Henry, he looks at the gun.
-
-Then he looks at the pill.
-
-Then he swallers the pill.
-
-The perfessor puts his gun back into his pocket, and then he puts his
-pill into his mouth. He don't swaller it. He looks at the watch, and he
-looks at Henry.
-
-"Sixteen minutes past eleven," he says. "_At exactly twenty-nine minutes
-to twelve Mr. Murray will be dead_. I got the harmless one. I can tell by
-the taste."
-
-And he put the pieces out into his hand, to show that he has chewed
-his'n up, not being willing to wait fifteen minutes fur a verdict from
-his digestive ornaments. Then he put them pieces back into his mouth and
-chewed 'em up and swallered 'em down like he was eating cough drops.
-
-Henry has got sweat breaking out all over his face, and he tries to make
-fur the door, but he falls down onto a sofa.
-
-"This is murder," he says, weak-like. And he tries to get up again, but
-this time he falls to the floor in a dead faint.
-
-"It's a dern short fifteen minutes," I thinks to myself. "That perfessor
-must of put more science into Henry's pill than he thought he did fur it
-to of knocked him out this quick. It ain't skeercly three minutes."
-
-When Henry falls the woman staggers and tries to throw herself on top
-of him. The corners of her mouth was all drawed down, and her eyes was
-turned up. But she don't yell none. She can't. She tries, but she jest
-gurgles in her throat. The perfessor won't let her fall acrost Henry.
-He ketches her. "Sit up, Jane," he says, with that Estelle look onto his
-face, "and let us have a talk."
-
-She looks at him with no more sense in her face than a piece of putty
-has got. But she can't look away from him.
-
-And I'm kind o' paralyzed, too. If that feller laying on the floor
-had only jest kicked oncet, or grunted, or done something, I could of
-loosened up and yelled, and I would of. I jest _needed_ to fetch a yell.
-But Henry ain't more'n dropped down there till I'm feeling jest like
-he'd _always_ been there, and I'd _always_ been staring into that room, and
-the last word any one spoke was said hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
-
-"You're a murderer," says Jane in a whisper, looking at the perfessor in
-that stare-eyed way. "You're a _murderer_," she says, saying it like she
-was trying to make herself feel sure he really was one.
-
-"Murder!" says the perfessor. "Did you think I was going to run any
-chances for a pup like him? He's scared, that's all. He's just fainted
-through fright. He's a coward. Those pills were both just bread and
-sugar. He'll be all right in a minute or two. I've just been showing
-you that the fellow hasn't got nerve enough nor brains enough for a fine
-woman like you, Jane," he says.
-
-Then Jane begins to sob and laugh, both to oncet, kind o' wild like, her
-voice clucking like a hen does, and she says:
-
-"It's worse then, it's worse! It's worse for me than if it were a
-murder! Some farces can be more tragic than any tragedy ever was," she
-says. Or they was words to that effect.
-
-And if Henry had of been really dead she couldn't of took it no harder
-than she begun to take it now when she saw he was alive, but jest wasn't
-no good. But I seen she was taking on fur herself now more'n fur Henry.
-Doctor Kirby always use to say women is made unlike most other animals
-in many ways. When they is foolish about a man they can stand to have
-that man killed a good 'eal better than to have him showed up ridiculous
-right in front of them. They will still be crazy about the man that is
-dead, even if he was crooked. But they don't never forgive the fellow
-that lets himself be made a fool and lets them look foolish, too. And
-when the perfessor kicks Henry in the ribs, and Henry comes to and
-sneaks out, Jane, she never even turns her head and looks at him.
-
-"Jane," says the perfessor, when she quiets down some, "you have a lot
-o' things to forgive me. But do you suppose I have learned enough so
-that we can make a go of it if we start all over again?"
-
-But Jane she never said nothing.
-
-"Jane," he says, "Estelle is going back to New England, as soon as
-Margery gets well, and she will stay there for good."
-
-Jane, she begins to take a little intrust then.
-
-"Did Estelle tell you so?" she asts.
-
-"No," says the perfessor. "Estelle doesn't know it yet. I'm going to
-break the news to her in the morning."
-
-But Jane still hates him. She's making herself hate him hard. She
-wouldn't of been a human woman if she had let herself be coaxed up all
-to oncet. Purty soon she says: "I'm tired." And she went out looking
-like the perfessor was a perfect stranger. She was a peace, Jane was.
-
-After she left, the perfessor set there quite a spell and smoked. And he
-was looking tired out, too. They wasn't no mistake about me. I was jest
-dead all through my legs.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-
-I was down in the perfessor's labertory one day, and that was a queer
-place. They was every kind of scientifics that has ever been discovered
-in it. Some was pickled in bottles and some was stuffed and some was
-pinned to the walls with their wings spread out. If you took hold of
-anything, it was likely to be a skull and give you the shivers or some
-electric contraption and shock you; and if you tipped over a jar and
-it broke, enough germs might get loose to slaughter a hull town. I was
-helping the perfessor to unpack a lot of stuff some friends had sent
-him, and I noticed a bottle that had onto it, blowed in the glass:
-
-DANIEL, DUNNE AND COMPANY
-
-"That's funny," says I, out loud.
-
-"What is?" asts the perfessor.
-
-I showed him the bottle and told him how I was named after the company
-that made 'em. He says to look around me. They is all kinds of glassware
-in that room--bottles and jars and queer-shaped things with crooked tails
-and noses--and nigh every piece of glass the perfessor owns is made by
-that company.
-
-"Why," says the perfessor, "their factory is in this very town."
-
-And nothing would do fur me but I must go and see that factory. I
-couldn't till the quarantine was pried loose from our house. But when it
-was, I went down town and hunted up the place and looked her over.
-
-It was a big factory, and I was kind of proud of that. I was glad she
-wasn't no measly, little, old-fashioned, run-down concern. Of course,
-I wasn't really no relation to it and it wasn't none to me. But I
-was named fur it, too, and it come about as near to being a fambly as
-anything I had ever had or was likely to find. So I was proud it seemed
-to be doing so well.
-
-I thinks as I looks at her of the thousands and thousands of bottles
-that has been coming out of there fur years and years, and will be
-fur years and years to come. And one bottle not so much different from
-another one. And all that was really knowed about me was jest the name
-on one out of all them millions and millions of bottles. It made me feel
-kind of queer, when I thought of that, as if I didn't have no separate
-place in the world any more than one of them millions of bottles. If any
-one will shut his eyes and say his own name over and over agin fur quite
-a spell, he will get kind of wonderized and mesmerized a-doing it--he
-will begin to wonder who the dickens he is, anyhow, and what he is, and
-what the difference between him and the next feller is. He will wonder
-why he happens to be himself and the next feller _himself_. He wonders
-where himself leaves off and the rest of the world begins. I been that
-way myself--all wonderized, so that I felt jest like I was a melting
-piece of the hull creation, and it was all shifting and drifting and
-changing and flowing, and not solid anywhere, and I could hardly keep
-myself from flowing into it. It makes a person feel awful queer, like
-seeing a ghost would. It makes him feel like _he_ wasn't no solider than
-a ghost himself. Well, if you ever done that and got that feeling, you
-_know_ what I mean. All of a sudden, when I am trying to take in all
-them millions and millions of bottles, it rushed onto me, that feeling,
-strong. Thinking of them bottles had somehow brung it on. The bigness
-of the hull creation, and the smallness of me, and the gait at which
-everything was racing and rushing ahead, made me want to grab hold of
-something solid and hang on.
-
-I reached out my hand, and it hit something solid all right. It was
-a feller who was wheeling out a hand truck loaded with boxes from the
-shipping department. I had been standing by the shipping department
-door, and I reached right agin him.
-
-He wants to know if I am drunk or a blanked fool. So after some talk
-of that kind I borrows a chew of tobacco of him and we gets right well
-acquainted.
-
-I helped him finish loading his wagon and rode over to the freight depot
-with him and helped him unload her. Lifting one of them boxes down from
-the wagon I got such a shock I like to of dropped her.
-
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-
-Fur she was marked so many dozen, glass, handle with care, and she was
-addressed to Dr. Hartley L. Kirby, Atlanta, Ga.
-
-I managed to get that box onto the platform without busting her, and
-then I sets down on top of her awful weak.
-
-"What's the matter?" asts the feller I was with.
-
-"Nothing," says I.
-
-"You look sick," he says. And I _was_ feeling that-a-way.
-
-"Mebby I do," says I, "and it's enough to shake a feller up to find a
-dead man come to life sudden like this."
-
-"Great snakes, no!" says he, looking all around, "where?"
-
-But I didn't stop to chew the rag none. I left him right there, with his
-mouth wide open, staring after me like I was crazy. Half a block away I
-looked back and I seen him double over and slap his knee and laugh loud,
-like he had hearn a big joke, but what he was laughing at I never knew.
-
-I was tickled. Tickled? Jest so tickled I was plumb foolish with it. The
-doctor was alive after all--I kept saying it over and over to myself--he
-hadn't drownded nor blowed away. And I was going to hunt him up.
-
-I had a little money. The perfessor had paid it to me. He had give me a
-job helping take care of his hosses and things like that, and wanted me
-to stay, and I had been thinking mebby I would fur a while. But not now!
-
-I calkelated I could grab a ride that very night that would put me into
-Evansville the next morning. I figgered if I ketched a through freight
-from there on the next night I might get where he was almost as quick as
-them bottles did.
-
-I didn't think it was no use writing out my resignation fur the
-perfessor. But I got quite a bit of grub from Biddy Malone to make a
-start on, fur I didn't figger on spending no more money than I had to
-on grub. She asts me a lot of questions, and I had to lie to her a
-good deal, but I got the grub. And at ten that night I was in an empty
-bumping along south, along with a cross-eyed feller named Looney Hogan
-who happened to be travelling the same way.
-
-Riding on trains without paying fare ain't always the easy thing it
-sounds. It is like a trade that has got to be learned. They is different
-ways of doing it. I have done every way frequent, except one. That I
-give up after trying her two, three times. That is riding the rods
-down underneath the cars, with a piece of board put acrost 'em to lay
-yourself on.
-
-I never want to go _anywheres_ agin bad enough to ride the rods.
-
-Because sometimes you arrive where you are going to partly smeared over
-the trucks and in no condition fur to be made welcome to our city, as
-Doctor Kirby would say. Sometimes you don't arrive. Every oncet in a
-while you read a little piece in a newspaper about a man being found
-alongside the tracks, considerable cut up, or laying right acrost them,
-mebby. He is held in the morgue a while and no one knows who he is, and
-none of the train crew knows they has run over a man, and the engineer
-says they wasn't none on the track. More'n likely that feller has been
-riding the rods, along about the middle of the train. Mebby he let
-himself go to sleep and jest rolled off. Mebby his piece of board
-slipped and he fell when the train jolted. Or mebby he jest natcherally
-made up his mind he rather let loose and get squashed then get any more
-cinders into his eyes. Riding the blind baggage or the bumpers gives me
-all the excitement I wants, or all the gambling chancet either; others
-can have the rods fur all of me. And they _is_ some people ackshally says
-they likes 'em best.
-
-A good place, if it is winter time, is the feed rack over a cattle car,
-fur the heat and steam from all them steers in there will keep you warm.
-But don't crawl in no lumber car that is only loaded about half full,
-and short lengths and bundles of laths and shingles in her; fur they
-is likely to get to shifting and bumping. Baled hay is purty good
-sometimes. Myself, not being like these bums that is too proud to
-work, I have often helped the fireman shovel coal and paid fur my ride
-that-a-way. But an empty, fur gineral purposes, will do about as well as
-anything.
-
-This feller Looney Hogan that was with me was a kind of a harmless
-critter, and he didn't know jest where he was going, nor why. He was
-mostly scared of things, and if you spoke to him quick he shivered first
-and then grinned idiotic so you wouldn't kick him, and when he talked
-he had a silly little giggle. He had been made that-a-way in a reform
-school where they took him young and tried to work the cussedness out'n
-him by batting him around. They worked it out, and purty nigh everything
-else along with it, I guess. Looney had had a pardner whose name was
-Slim, he said; but a couple of years before Slim had fell overboard
-off'n a barge up to Duluth and never come up agin. Looney knowed Slim
-was drownded all right, but he was always travelling around looking
-at tanks and freight depots and switch shanties, fur Slim's mark to be
-fresh cut with a knife somewheres, so he would know where to foller and
-ketch up with him agin. He knowed he would never find Slim's mark, he
-said, but he kept a-looking, and he guessed that was the way he got the
-name of Looney.
-
-Looney left me at Evansville. He said he was going east from there, he
-guessed. And I went along south. But I was hindered considerable, being
-put off of trains three or four times, and having to grab these here
-slow local freights between towns all the way down through Kentuckey.
-Anywheres south of the Ohio River and east of the Mississippi River
-trainmen is grouchier to them they thinks is bums than north of it,
-anyhow. And in some parts of it, if a real bum gets pinched, heaven help
-'im, fur nothing else won't.
-
-One night, between twelve and one o'clock, I was put off of a freight
-train fur the second time in a place in the northern part of Tennessee,
-right near the Kentuckey line. I set down in a lumber yard near the
-railroad track, and when she started up agin I grabbed onto the iron
-ladder and swung myself aboard. But the brakeman was watching fur me,
-and clumb down the ladder and stamped on my fingers. So I dropped off,
-with one finger considerable mashed, and set down in that lumber yard
-wondering what next.
-
-It was a dark night, and so fur as I could see they wasn't much moving
-in that town. Only a few places was lit up. One was way acrost the town
-square from me, and it was the telephone exchange, with a man operator
-reading a book in there. The other was the telegraph room in the depot
-about a hundred yards from me, and they was only two fellers in it,
-both smoking. The main business part of the town was built up around the
-square, like lots of old-fashioned towns is, and they was jest enough
-brightness from four, five electric lights to show the shape of the
-square and be reflected from the windows of the closed-up stores.
-
-I knowed they was likely a watchman somewheres about, too. I guessed
-I wouldn't wander around none and run no chances of getting took up by
-him. So I was getting ready to lay down on top of a level pile of boards
-and go to sleep when I hearn a curious kind of noise a way off, like it
-must be at the edge of town.
-
-It sounded like quite a bunch of cattle might shuffling along a dusty
-road. The night was so quiet you could hear things plain from a long
-ways off. It growed a little louder and a little nearer. And then it
-struck a plank bridge somewheres, and come acrost it with a clatter.
-Then I knowed it wasn't cattle. Cows and steers don't make that
-cantering kind of noise as a rule; they trot. It was hosses crossing
-that bridge. And they was quite a lot of 'em.
-
-As they struck the dirt road agin, I hearn a shot. And then another and
-another. Then a dozen all to oncet, and away off through the night a
-woman screamed.
-
-I seen the man in the telephone place fling down his book and grab a
-pistol from I don't know where. He stepped out into the street and fired
-three shots into the air as fast as he could pull the trigger. And as he
-done so they was a light flashed out in a building way down the railroad
-track, and shots come answering from there. Men's voices began to yell
-out; they was the noise of people running along plank sidewalks, and
-windows opening in the dark. Then with a rush the galloping noise come
-nearer, come closet; raced by the place where I was hiding, and nigh
-a hundred men with guns swept right into the middle of that square and
-pulled their hosses up.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-
-I seen the feller from the telephone exchange run down the street a
-little ways as the first rush hit the square, and fire his pistol twice.
-Then he turned and made fur an alleyway, but as he turned they let him
-have it. He throwed up his arms and made one long stagger, right acrost
-the bar of light that streamed out of the windows, and he fell into the
-shadder, out of sight, jest like a scorched moth drops dead into the
-darkness from a torch.
-
-Out of the middle of that bunch of riders come a big voice, yelling
-numbers, instead of men's names. Then different crowds lit out in all
-directions--some on foot, while others held their hosses--fur they
-seemed to have a plan laid ahead.
-
-And then things began to happen. They happened so quick and with such a
-whirl it was all unreal to me--shots and shouts, and windows breaking as
-they blazed away at the store fronts all around the square--and orders
-and cuss-words ringing out between the noise of shooting--and those
-electric lights shining on them as they tossed and trampled, and
-showing up masked faces here and there--and pounding hoofs, and hosses
-scream--like humans with excitement--and spurts of flame squirted sudden
-out of the ring of darkness round about the open place--and a bull-dog
-shut up in a store somewheres howling himself hoarse--and white puffs of
-powder smoke like ghosts that went a-drifting by the lights--it was all
-unreal to me, as if I had a fever and was dreaming it. That square was
-like a great big stage in front of me, and I laid in the darkness on my
-lumber pile and watched things like a show--not much scared because it
-_was_ so derned unreal.
-
-From way down along the railroad track they come a sort of blunted roar,
-like blasting big stumps out--and then another and another. Purty soon,
-down that way, a slim flame licked up the side of a big building there,
-and crooked its tongue over the top. Then a second big building right
-beside it ketched afire, and they both showed up in their own light, big
-and angry and handsome, and the light showed up the men in front of 'em,
-too--guarding 'em, I guess, fur fear the town would get its nerve and
-make a fight to put 'em out. They begun to light the whole town up as
-light as day, and paint a red patch onto the sky, that must of been
-noticed fur miles around. It was a mighty purty sight to see 'em burn.
-The smoke was rolling high, too, and the sparks flying and other things
-in danger of ketching, and after while a lick of smoke come drifting up
-my way. I smelt her. It was tobacco burning in them warehouses.
-
-But that town had some fight in her, in spite of being took unexpected
-that-a-way. It wasn't no coward town. The light from the burning
-buildings made all the shadders around about seem all the darker. And
-every once in a while, after the surprise of the first rush, they would
-come thin little streaks of fire out of the darkness somewheres, and the
-sound of shots. And then a gang of riders would gallop in that direction
-shooting up all creation. But by the time the warehouses was all lit up
-so that you could see they was no hope of putting them out the shooting
-from the darkness had jest about stopped.
-
-It looked like them big tobacco warehouses was the main object of the
-raid. Fur when they was burning past all chancet of saving, with walls
-and floors a-tumbling and crashing down and sending up great gouts of
-fresh flame as they fell, the leader sings out an order, and all that is
-not on their hosses jumps on, and they rides away from the blaze. They
-come across the square--not galloping now, but taking it easy, laughing
-and talking and cussing and joking each other--and passed right by my
-lumber pile agin and down the street they had come. You bet I laid low
-on them boards while they was going by, and flattened myself out till I
-felt like a shingle.
-
-As I hearn their hoof-sounds getting farther off, I lifts up my head
-agin. But they wasn't all gone, either. Three that must of been up to
-some pertic'ler deviltry of their own come galloping acrost the square
-to ketch up with the main bunch. Two was quite a bit ahead of the third
-one, and he yelled to them to wait. But they only laughed and rode
-harder.
-
-And then fur some fool reason that last feller pulled up his hoss and
-stopped. He stopped in the road right in front of me, and wheeled his
-hoss acrost the road and stood up in his stirrups and took a long look
-at that blaze. You'd 'a' said he had done it all himself and was mighty
-proud of it, the way he raised his head and looked back at that town. He
-was so near that I hearn him draw in a slow, deep breath. He stood still
-fur most a minute like that, black agin the red sky, and then he turned
-his hoss's head and jabbed him with his stirrup edge.
-
-Jest as the hoss started they come a shot from somewheres behind me.
-I s'pose they was some one hid in the lumber piles, where the street
-crossed the railway, besides myself. The hoss jumped forward at the
-shot, and the feller swayed sideways and dropped his gun and lost his
-stirrups and come down heavy on the ground. His hoss galloped off. I
-heard the noise of some one running off through the dark, and stumbling
-agin the lumber. It was the feller who had fired the shot running away.
-I suppose he thought the rest of them riders would come back, when they
-heard that shot, and hunt him down.
-
-I thought they might myself. But I laid there, and jest waited. If they
-come, I didn't want to be found running. But they didn't come. The two
-last ones had caught up with the main gang, I guess, fur purty soon
-I hearn them all crossing that plank bridge agin, and knowed they was
-gone.
-
-At first I guessed the feller on the ground must be dead. But he wasn't,
-fur purty soon I hearn him groan. He had mebby been stunned by his fall,
-and was coming to enough to feel his pain.
-
-I didn't feel like he orter be left there. So I clumb down and went over
-to him. He was lying on one side all kind of huddled up. There had
-been a mask on his face, like the rest of them, with some hair onto the
-bottom of it to look like a beard. But now it had slipped down till it
-hung loose around his neck by the string. They was enough light to see
-he wasn't nothing but a young feller. He raised himself slow as I come
-near him, leaning on one arm and trying to set up. The other arm hung
-loose and helpless. Half setting up that-away he made a feel at his belt
-with his good hand, as I come near. But that good arm was his prop, and
-when he took it off the ground he fell back. His hand come away empty
-from his belt.
-
-The big six-shooter he had been feeling fur wasn't in its holster,
-anyhow. It had fell out when he tumbled. I picked it up in the road
-jest a few feet from his shot-gun, and stood there with it in my hand,
-looking down at him.
-
-"Well," he says, in a drawly kind of voice, slow and feeble, but looking
-at me steady and trying to raise himself agin, "yo' can finish yo'
-little job now--yo' shot me from the darkness, and now yo' done got my
-pistol. I reckon yo' better shoot _agin_."
-
-"I don't want to rub it in none," I says, "with you down and out, but
-from what I seen around this town to-night I guess you and your own gang
-got no _great_ objections to shooting from the dark yourselves."
-
-"Why don't yo' shoot then?" he says. "It most suttinly is _yo_' turn now."
-And he never batted an eye.
-
-"Bo," I says, "you got nerve. I _like_ you, Bo. I didn't shoot you, and I
-ain't going to. The feller that did has went. I'm going to get you out
-of this. Where you hurt?"
-
-"Hip," he says, "but that ain't much. The thing that bothers me is this
-arm. It's done busted. I fell on it."
-
-I drug him out of the road and back of the lumber pile I had been laying
-on, and hurt him considerable a-doing it.
-
-"Now," I says, "what can I do fur you?"
-
-"I reckon yo' better leave me," he says, "without yo' want to get
-yo'self mixed up in all this."
-
-"If I do," I says, "you may bleed to death here: or anyway you would get
-found in the morning and be run in."
-
-"Yo' mighty good to me," says he, "considering yo' are no kin to this
-here part of the country at all. I reckon by yo' talk yo' are one of
-them damn Yankees, ain't yo'?"
-
-In Illinoise a Yankee is some one from the East, but down South he is
-anybody from north of the Ohio, and though that there war was fought
-forty years ago some of them fellers down there don't know damn and
-Yankee is two words yet. But shucks!--they don't mean no harm by it! So
-I tells him I am a damn Yankee and asts him agin if I can do anything
-fur him.
-
-"Yes," he says, "yo' can tell a friend of mine Bud Davis has happened
-to an accident, and get him over here quick with his wagon to tote me
-home."
-
-I was to go down the railroad track past them burning warehouses till
-I come to the third street, and then turn to my left. "The third house
-from the track has got an iron picket fence in front of it," says Bud,
-"and it's the only house in that part of town which has. Beauregard
-Peoples lives there. He is kin to me."
-
-"Yes," I says, "and Beauregard is jest as likely as not going to take a
-shot out of the front window at me, fur luck, afore I can tell him what
-I want. It seems to be a kind of habit in these here parts to-night--I'm
-getting homesick fur Illinoise. But I'll take a chancet."
-
-"He won't shoot," says Bud, "if yo' go about it right. Beauregard ain't
-going to be asleep with all this going on in town to-night. Yo' rattle
-on the iron gate and he'll holler to know what yo' all want."
-
-"If he don't shoot first," I says.
-
-"When he hollers, yo' cry back at him yo' have found his _Old Dead Hoss_
-in the road. It won't hurt to holler that loud, and that will make him
-let you within talking distance."
-
-"His old _dead hoss_?"
-
-"Yo' don't need to know what that is. _He_ will." And then Bud told
-me enough of the signs and words to say, and things to do, to keep
-Beauregard from shooting--he said he reckoned he had trusted me so much
-he might as well go the hull hog. Beauregard, he says, belongs to them
-riders too; they have friends in all the towns that watches the lay of
-the land fur them, he says.
-
-I made a long half-circle around them burning buildings, keeping in the
-dark, fur people was coming out in bunches, now that it was all over
-with, watching them fires burning, and talking excited, and saying the
-riders should be follered--only not follering.
-
-I found the house Bud meant, and they was a light in the second-story
-window. I rattled on the gate. A dog barked somewheres near, but I hearn
-his chain jangle and knowed he was fast, and I rattled on the gate agin.
-
-The light moved away from the window. Then another front window opened
-quiet, and a voice says:
-
-"Doctor, is that yo' back agin?"
-
-"No," I says, "I ain't a doctor."
-
-"Stay where you are, then. _I got you covered_."
-
-"I am staying," I says, "don't shoot."
-
-"Who are yo'?"
-
-"A feller," I says, kind of sensing his gun through the darkness as I
-spoke, "who has found your _old dead hoss_ in the road."
-
-He didn't answer fur several minutes. Then he says, using the words _dead
-hoss_ as Bud had said he would.
-
-"A _dead hoss_ is fitten fo' nothing but to skin."
-
-"Well," I says, using the words fur the third time, as instructed, "it
-is a _dead hoss_ all right."
-
-I hearn the window shut and purty soon the front door opened.
-
-"Come up here," he says. I come.
-
-"Who rode that hoss yo' been talking about?" he asts.
-
-"One of the _Silent Brigade_," I tells him, as Bud had told me to say. I
-give him the grip Bud had showed me with his good hand.
-
-"Come on in," he says.
-
-He shut the door behind us and lighted a lamp agin. And we looked each
-other over. He was a scrawny little feller, with little gray eyes set
-near together, and some sandy-complected whiskers on his chin. I told
-him about Bud, and what his fix was.
-
-"Damn it--oh, damn it all," he says, rubbing the bridge of his nose, "I
-don't see how on _airth_ I kin do it. My wife's jest had a baby. Do yo'
-hear that?"
-
-And I did hear a sound like kittens mewing, somewheres up stairs.
-Beauregard, he grinned and rubbed his nose some more, and looked at me
-like he thought that mewing noise was the smartest sound that ever was
-made.
-
-"Boy," he says, grinning, "bo'n five hours ago. I've done named him
-Burley--after the tobaccer association, yo' know. Yes, _sir_, Burley
-Peoples is his name--and he shore kin squall, the derned little cuss!"
-
-"Yes," I says, "you better stay with Burley. Lend me a rig of some sort
-and I'll take Bud home."
-
-So we went out to Beauregard's stable with a lantern and hitched up one
-of his hosses to a light road wagon. He went into the house and come
-back agin with a mattress fur Bud to lie on, and a part of a bottle of
-whiskey. And I drove back to that lumber pile. I guess I nearly killed
-Bud getting him into there. But he wasn't bleeding much from his hip--it
-was his arm was giving him fits.
-
-We went slow, and the dawn broke with us four miles out of town. It was
-broad daylight, and early morning noises stirring everywheres, when we
-drove up in front of an old farmhouse, with big brick chimbleys built on
-the outside of it, a couple of miles farther on.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-
-As I drove into the yard, a bare-headed old nigger with a game leg
-throwed down an armful of wood he was gathering and went limping up
-to the veranda as fast as he could. He opened the door and bawled out,
-pointing to us, before he had it fairly open:
-
-"O Marse _Will_yum! O Miss _Lucy_! Dey've brung him home! _Dar_ he!"
-
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-
-A little, bright, black-eyed old lady like a wren comes running out of
-the house, and chirps:
-
-"O Bud--O my honey boy! Is he dead?"
-
-"I reckon not, Miss Lucy," says Bud raising himself up on the mattress
-as she runs up to the wagon, and trying to act like everything was all
-a joke. She was jest high enough to kiss him over the edge of the wagon
-box. A worried-looking old gentleman come out the door, seen Bud and his
-mother kissing each other, and then says to the old nigger man:
-
-"George, yo' old fool, what do yo' mean by shouting out like that?"
-
-"Marse Willyum--" begins George, explaining.
-
-"Shut up," says the old gentleman, very quiet. "Take the bay mare and go
-for Doctor Po'ter." Then he comes to the wagon and says:
-
-"So they got yo', Bud? Yo' _would_ go nightriding like a rowdy and a thug!
-Are yo' much hurt?"
-
-He said it easy and gentle, more than mad. But Bud, he flushed up, pale
-as he was, and didn't answer his dad direct. He turned to his mother and
-said:
-
-"Miss Lucy, dear, it would 'a' done yo' heart good to see the way them
-trust warehouses blazed up!"
-
-And the old lady, smiling and crying both to oncet, says, "God bless her
-brave boy." But the old gentleman looked mighty serious, and his worry
-settled into a frown between his eyes, and he turns to me and says:
-
-"Yo' must pardon us, sir, fo' neglecting to thank yo' sooner." I told
-him that would be all right, fur him not to worry none. And him and me
-and Mandy, which was the nigger cook, got Bud into the house and into
-his bed. And his mother gets that busy ordering Mandy and the old
-gentleman around, to get things and fix things, and make Bud as easy
-as she could, that you could see she was one of them kind of woman that
-gets a lot of satisfaction out of having some one sick to fuss over. And
-after quite a while George gets back with Doctor Porter.
-
-He sets Bud's arm, and he locates the bullet in him, and he says he
-guesses he'll do in a few weeks if nothing like blood poisoning nor
-gangrene nor inflammation sets in.
-
-Only the doctor says he "reckons" instead of he "guesses," which they
-all do down there. And they all had them easy-going, wait-a-bit kind
-of voices, and didn't see no pertic'ler importance in their "r's." It
-wasn't that you could spell it no different when they talked, but it
-sounded different.
-
-I eat my breakfast with the old gentleman, and then I took a sleep until
-time fur dinner. They wouldn't hear of me leaving that night. I fully
-intended to go on the next day, but before I knowed it I been there a
-couple of days, and have got very well acquainted with that fambly.
-
-Well, that was a house divided agin itself. Miss Lucy, she is awful
-favourable to all this nightrider business. She spunks up and her eyes
-sparkles whenever she thinks about that there tobaccer trust.
-
-She would of like to been a night-rider herself. But the old man, he
-says law and order is the main pint. What the country needs, he says,
-ain't burning down tobaccer warehouses, and shooting your neighbours,
-and licking them with switches, fur no wrong done never righted another
-wrong.
-
-"But you were in the Ku Klux Klan yo'self," says Miss Lucy.
-
-The old man says the Ku Kluxes was working fur a principle--the
-principle of keeping the white supremacy on top of the nigger race. Fur
-if you let 'em quit work and go around balloting and voting it won't
-do. It makes 'em biggity. And a biggity nigger is laying up trouble fur
-himself. Because sooner or later he will get to thinking he is as good
-as one of these here Angle-Saxtons you are always hearing so much talk
-about down South. And if the Angle-Saxtons was to stand fur that, purty
-soon they would be sociable equality. And next the hull dern country
-would be niggerized. Them there Angle-Saxtons, that come over from
-Ireland and Scotland and France and the Great British Islands and
-settled up the South jest simply couldn't afford to let that happen, he
-says, and so they Ku Kluxed the niggers to make 'em quit voting. It was
-_their_ job to _make_ law and order, he says, which they couldn't be with
-niggers getting the idea they had a right to govern. So they Ku Kluxed
-'em like gentlemen. But these here night-riders, he says, is _agin_ law
-and order--they can shoot up more law and order in one night than can be
-manufactured agin in ten years. He was a very quiet, peaceable old man,
-Mr. Davis was, and Bud says he was so dern foolish about law and order
-he had to up and shoot a man, about fifteen years ago, who hearn him
-talking that-a-way and said he reminded him of a Boston school teacher.
-
-But Miss Lucy and Bud, they tells me what all them night-ridings is
-fur. It seems this here tobaccer trust is jest as mean and low-down and
-unprincipled as all the rest of them trusts. The farmers around there
-raised considerable tobaccer--more'n they did of anything else. The
-trust had shoved the price so low they couldn't hardly make a living.
-So they organized and said they would all hold their tobaccer fur a fair
-price. But some of the farmers wouldn't organize--said they had a right
-to do what they pleased with their own tobaccer. So the night-riders was
-formed to burn their barns and ruin their crops and whip 'em and shoot
-'em and make 'em jine. And also to burn a few trust warehouses now and
-then, and show 'em this free American people, composed mainly out of the
-Angle-Saxton races, wasn't going to take no sass from anybody.
-
-An old feller by the name of Rufe Daniels who wouldn't jine the
-night-riders had been shot to death on his own door step, jest about a
-mile away, only a week or so before. The night-riders mostly used these
-here automatic shot-guns, but they didn't bother with birdshot. They
-mostly loaded their shells with buckshot. A few bicycle ball bearings
-dropped out of old Rufe when they gathered him up and got him into shape
-to plant. They is always some low-down cuss in every crowd that carries
-things to the point where they get brutal, Bud says; and he feels like
-them bicycle bearings was going a little too fur, though he wouldn't let
-on to his dad that he felt that-a-way.
-
-So fur as I could see they hadn't hurt the trust none to speak of, them
-night-riders. But they had done considerable damage to their own county,
-fur folks was moving away, and the price of land had fell. Still, I
-guess they must of got considerable satisfaction out of raising the
-deuce nights that-away; and sometimes that is worth a hull lot to a
-feller. As fur as I could make out both the trust and the night-riders
-was in the wrong. But, you take 'em one at a time, personal-like, and
-not into a gang, and most of them night-riders is good-dispositioned
-folks. I never knowed any trusts personal, but mebby if you could ketch
-'em the same way they would be similar.
-
-I asts George one day what he thought about it. George, he got mighty
-serious right off, like he felt his answer was going to be used to
-decide the hull thing by. He was carrying a lot of scraps on a plate to
-a hound dog that had a kennel out near George's cabin, and he walled his
-eyes right thoughtful, and scratched his head with the fork he had been
-scraping the plate with, but fur a while nothing come of it. Finally
-George says:
-
-"I'se 'spec' mah jedgment des about de same as Marse _Will_yum's an' Miss
-_Lucy_'s. I'se notice hit mos' ingin'lly am de same."
-
-"That can't be, George," says I, "fur they think different ways."
-
-"Den if _dat_ am de case," says George, "dey ain't NO ONE kin settle hit
-twell hit settles hitse'f.
-
-"I'se mos' ingin'lly notice a thing _do_ settle hitse'f arter a while.
-Yass, _sah_, I'se notice dat! Long time ago dey was consid'ble gwines-on
-in dis hyah county, Marse Daniel. I dunno ef yo' evah heah 'bout dat o'
-not, Marse Daniel, but dey was a wah fit right hyah in dis hyah county.
-Such gwines-on as nevah was--dem dar Yankees a-ridin' aroun' an' eatin'
-up de face o' de yearth, like de plagues o' Pha'aoah, Marse Daniel, and
-rippin' and rarin' an' racin' an' stealin' evehything dey could lay
-dey han's on, Marse Daniel. An' ouah folks a-ridin' and a racin' and
-projickin' aroun' in de same onsettled way.
-
-"Marse Willyum, he 'low _he_ gwine settle dat dar wah he-se'f--yass, _sah!_
-An' he got on he hoss, and he ride away an' jine Marse Jeb Stuart. But
-dey don' settle hit. Marse Ab'ham Linkum, he 'low _he_ gwine settle hit,
-an' sen' millyums an' millyums mo' o' dem Yankees down hyah, Marse
-Daniel. But dey des _on_settle hit wuss'n evah! But arter a while it des
-settle _hit_se'f.
-
-"An' den freedom broke out among de niggers, and dey was mo'
-gwines-_on_, an' talkin', an' some on 'em 'lowed dey was gwine ter
-be no mo' wohk, Marse Daniel. But arter a while dat settle
-_hit_se'f, and dey all went back to wohk agin. Den some on de
-niggers gits de notion, Marse Daniel, dey gwine foh to _vote_. An'
-dey was mo' gwines-on, an' de Ku Kluxes come a projickin' aroun' nights,
-like de grave-yahds done been resu'rected, Marse Daniel, an' den arter a
-while dat trouble settle _hit_se'f.
-
-"Den arter de Ku Kluxes dey was de time Miss Lucy Buckner gwine ter mahy
-Marse Prent McMakin. An' she don' want to ma'hy him, if dey give her her
-druthers about hit. But Ol' Marse Kunnel Hampton, her gram-pa, and her
-aunt, _my_ Miss Lucy hyah, dey ain't gwine give her no druthers. And dey
-was mo' gwines-_on_. But dat settle _hit_se'f, too."
-
-George, he begins to chuckle, and I ast him how.
-
-"Yass, _sah_, dat settle _hit_se'f. But I 'spec' Miss Lucy Buckner done
-he'p some in de settle_ment_. Foh de day befoh de weddin' was gwine ter
-be, she ups an' she runs off wid a Yankee frien' of her brother, Kunnel
-Tom Buckner. An' I'se 'spec' Kunnel Tom an' Marse Prent McMakin would o'
-settle' _him_ ef dey evah had o' cotched him--dat dar David Ahmstrong!"
-
-"Who?" says I.
-
-"David Ahmstrong was his entitlement," says George, "an' he been gwine
-to de same college as Marse Tom Buckner, up no'th somewhah. Dat's
-how-come he been visitin' Marse Tom des befoh de weddin' trouble done
-settle _hit_ se'f dat-away."
-
-Well, it give me quite a turn to run onto the mention of that there
-David Armstrong agin in this part of the country. Here he had been
-jilting Miss Hampton way up in Indiany, and running away with another
-girl down here in Tennessee. Then it struck me mebby it is jest
-different parts of the same story I been hearing of, and Martha had got
-her part a little wrong.
-
-"George," I says, "what did you say Miss Lucy Buckner's gran-dad's name
-was?"
-
-"Kunnel Hampton--des de same as _my_ Miss Lucy befo' _she_ done ma'hied
-Marse Willyum."
-
-That made me sure of it. It was the same woman. She had run away with
-David Armstrong from this here same neighbourhood. Then after he got
-her up North he had left her--or her left him. And then she wasn't
-Miss Buckner no longer. And she was mad and wouldn't call herself Mrs.
-Armstrong. So she moved away from where any one was lible to trace her
-to, and took her mother's maiden name, which was Hampton.
-
-"Well," I says, "what ever become of 'em after they run off, George?"
-
-But George has told about all he knows. They went North, according to
-what everybody thinks, he says. Prent McMakin, he follered and hunted.
-And Col. Tom Buckner, he done the same. Fur about a year Colonel Tom,
-he was always making trips away from there to the North. But whether he
-ever got any track of his sister and that David Armstrong nobody knowed.
-Nobody never asked him. Old Colonel Hampton, he grieved and he grieved,
-and not long after the runaway he up and died. And Tom Buckner, he
-finally sold all he owned in that part of the country and moved further
-south. George said he didn't rightly know whether it was Alabama or
-Florida. Or it might of been Georgia.
-
-I thinks to myself that mebby Mrs. Davis would like to know where her
-niece is, and that I better tell her about Miss Hampton being in that
-there little Indiany town, and where it is. And then I thinks to myself
-I better not butt in. Fur Miss Hampton has likely got her own reasons
-fur keeping away from her folks, or else she wouldn't do it. Anyhow,
-it's none of _my_ affair to bring the subject up to 'em. It looks to
-me like one of them things George has been gassing about--one of them
-things that has settled itself, and it ain't fur me to meddle and
-unsettle it.
-
-It set me to thinking about Martha, too. Not that I hadn't thought of
-her lots of times. I had often thought I would write her. But I kept
-putting it off, and purty soon I kind of forgot Martha. I had seen a lot
-of different girls of all kinds since I had seen Martha. Yet, whenever
-I happened to think of Martha, I had always liked her best. Only moving
-around the country so much makes it kind of hard to keep thinking steady
-of the same girl. Besides, I had lost that there half of a ring, too.
-
-But knowing what I did now about Miss Hampton being Miss Buckner--or
-Mrs. Armstrong--and related to these Davises made me want to get away
-from there. Fur that secret made me feel kind of sneaking, like I wasn't
-being frank and open with them. Yet if I had of told 'em I would of felt
-sneakinger yet fur giving Miss Hampton away. I never got into a mix up
-that-a-way betwixt my conscience and my duty but what it made me feel
-awful uncomfortable. So I guessed I would light out from there. They
-wasn't never no kinder, better people than them Davises, either. They
-was so pleased with my bringing Bud home the night he was shot they
-would of jest natcherally give me half their farm if I had of ast them
-fur it. They wanted me to stay there--they didn't say fur how long, and
-I guess they didn't give a dern. But I was in a sweat to ketch up with
-Doctor Kirby agin.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-
-I made purty good time, and in a couple of days I was in Atlanta. I
-knowed the doctor must of gone back into some branch of the medicine
-game--the bottles told me that. I knowed it must be something that he
-needed some special kind of bottles fur, too, or he wouldn't of had them
-shipped all that distance, but would of bought them nearer. I seen I was
-a dern fool fur rushing off and not inquiring what kind of bottles, so I
-could trace what he was into easier.
-
-It's hard work looking fur a man in a good-sized town. I hung around
-hotel lobbies and places till I was tired of it, thinking he might
-come in. And I looked through all the office buildings and read all the
-advertisements in the papers. Then the second day I was there the state
-fair started up and I went out to it.
-
-I run acrost a couple I knowed out there the first thing--it was Watty
-and the snake-charmer woman. Only she wasn't charming them now. Her and
-Watty had a Parisian Models' show. I ast Watty where Dolly was. He says
-he don't know, that Dolly has quit him. By which I guess he means he has
-quit her. I ast where Reginald is, and the Human Ostrich. But from
-the way they answered my questions I seen I wasn't welcome none around
-there. I suppose that Mrs. Ostrich and Watty had met up agin somewheres,
-and had jest natcherally run off with each other and left their
-famblies. Like as not she had left poor old Reginald with that idiotic
-ostrich feller to sell to strangers that didn't know his disposition. Or
-mebby by now Reginald was turned loose in the open country to shift
-fur himself, among wild snakes that never had no human education nor
-experience; and what chancet would a friendly snake like Reginald have
-in a gang like that? Some women has jest simply got no conscience at all
-about their husbands and famblies, and that there Mrs. Ostrich was one
-of 'em.
-
-Well, a feller can be a derned fool sometimes. Fur all my looking around
-I wasted a lot of time before I thought of going to the one natcheral
-place--the freight depot of the road them bottles had been shipped by.
-I had lost a week coming down. But freight often loses more time than
-that. And it was at the freight depot that I found him.
-
-Tickled? Well, yes! Both of us.
-
-"Well, by George," says he, "you're good for sore eyes."
-
-Before he told me how he happened not to of drownded or blowed away or
-anything he says we better fix up a bit. Which he meant I better. So he
-buys me duds from head to heel, and we goes to a Turkish bath place and
-I puts 'em on. And then we goes and eats. Hearty.
-
-"Now," he says, "Fido Cut-up, how did you find me?" *
-
-I told him about the bottles.
-
-"A dead loss, those bottles," he says. "I wanted some non-refillable
-ones for a little scheme I had in mind, and I had to get them at a
-certain place--and now the scheme's up in the air and I can't use 'em."
-
-The doctor had changed some in looks in the year or more that had passed
-since I saw him floating away in that balloon. And not fur the better.
-He told me how he had blowed clean acrost Lake Erie in that there
-balloon. And then when he got over land agin and went to pull the
-cord that lets the parachute loose it wouldn't work at first. He jest
-natcherally drifted on into the midst of nowhere, he said--miles and
-miles into Canada. When he lit the balloon had lost so much gas and was
-flying so low that the parachute didn't open out quick enough to do
-much floating. So he lit hard, and come near being knocked out fur good.
-But--
-
- *_Author's Note_--Can it be that Danny struggles vaguely
- to report some reference to _fidus achates_?
-
-that wasn't the worst of it, fur the exposure had crawled into his lungs
-by the time he found a house, and he got newmonia into them also, and
-like to of died. Whilst I was laying sick he had been sick also, only
-his'n lasted much longer.
-
-But he tells me he has jest struck an idea fur a big scheme. No little
-schemes go fur him any more, he says. He wants money. Real money.
-
-"How you going to get it?" I asts him.
-
-"Come along and I'll tell you," he says. "We'll take a walk, and I'll
-show you how I got my idea."
-
-We left the restaurant and went along the brag street of that town,
-which it is awful proud of, past where the stores stops and the houses
-begins. We come to a fine-looking house on a corner--a swell place it
-was, with lots of palms and ferns and plants setting on the verandah
-and showing through the windows. And stables back of it; and back of
-the stables a big yard with noises coming from it like they was circus
-animals there. Which I found out later they really was, kept fur pets.
-You could tell the people that lived there had money.
-
-"This," says Doctor Kirby, as we walked by, "is the house that Jackson
-built. Dr. Julius Jackson--_old_ Doctor Jackson, the man with an idea! The
-idea made all the money you smell around here."
-
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-
-"What idea?"
-
-"The idea--the glorious humanitarian and philanthropic idea--of taking
-the kinks and curls out of the hair of the Afro-American brother," says
-Doctor Kirby, "at so much per kink."
-
-This Doctor Jackson, he says, sells what he calls Anti-Curl to the
-niggers. It is to straighten out their hair so it will look like white
-people's hair. They is millions and millions of niggers, and every
-nigger has millions and millions of kinks, and so Doctor Jackson has
-got rich at it. So rich he can afford to keep that there personal circus
-menagerie in his back yard, for his little boy to play with, and many
-other interesting things. He must be worth two, three million dollars,
-Doctor Kirby says, and still a-making it, with more niggers growing up
-all the time fur to have their hair unkinked. Especially mulattoes
-and yaller niggers. Doctor Kirby says thinking what a great idea that
-Anti-Curl was give him his own great idea. They is a gold mine there, he
-says, and Dr. Julius Jackson has only scratched a little off the top of
-it, but _he_ is going to dig deeper.
-
-"Why is it that the Afro-American brother buys Anti-Curl?" he asts.
-
-"Why?" I asts.
-
-"Because," he says, "he wants to be as much like a white man as he
-possibly can. He strives to burst his birth's invidious bar, Danny.
-They talk about progress and education for the Afro-American brother, and
-uplift and advancement and industrial education and manual training
-and all that sort of thing. Especially we Northerners. But what the
-Afro-American brother thinks about and dreams about and longs for and
-prays to be--when he thinks at all--is to be white. Education, to his
-mind, is learning to talk like a white man. Progress means aping the
-white man. Religion is dying and going to heaven and being a _white_
-angel--listen to his prayers and sermons and you'll find that out. He'll
-do anything he can, or give anything he can get his Ethiopian grubhooks
-on, for something that he thinks is going to make him more like a white
-man. Poor devil! Therefore the millions of Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl.
-
-"All this Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has discovered and thought out and
-acted upon. If he had gone just one step farther the Afro-American
-brother would have hailed him as a greater man than Abraham Lincoln,
-or either of the Washingtons, George or Booker. It remains for me,
-Danny--for _us_--to carry the torch ahead--to take up the work where the
-imagination of Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has laid it down."
-
-"How?" asts I.
-
-"_We'll put up and sell a preparation to turn the negroes white!_"
-
-_That_ was his great idea. He was more excited over it than I ever seen
-him before about anything.
-
-It sounded like so easy a way to get rich it made me wonder why no one
-had ever done it before, if it could really be worked. I didn't believe
-much it could be worked.
-
-But Doctor Kirby, he says he has begun his experiments already, with
-arsenic. Arsenic, he says, will bleach anything. Only he is kind of
-afraid of arsenic, too. If he could only get hold of something that
-didn't cost much, and that would whiten them up fur a little while, he
-says, it wouldn't make no difference if they did get black agin. This
-here Anti-Curl stuff works like that--it takes the kinks out fur a
-little while, and they come back agin. But that don't seem to hurt the
-sale none. It only calls fur _more_ of Doctor Jackson's medicine.
-
-The doctor takes me around to the place he boards at, and shows me a
-nigger waiter he has been experimenting on. He had paid the nigger's
-fine in a police court fur slashing another nigger some with a knife,
-and kept him from going into the chain-gang. So the nigger agreed he
-could use his hide to try different kinds of medicines on. He was a
-velvety-looking, chocolate-coloured kind of nigger to start with, and
-the best Doctor Kirby had been able to do so fur was to make a few
-little liver-coloured spots come onto him. But it was making the nigger
-sick, and the doctor was afraid to go too fur with it, fur Sam might die
-and we would be at the expense of another nigger. Peroxide of hidergin
-hadn't even phased him. Nor a lot of other things we tried onto him.
-
-You never seen a nigger with his colour running into him so deep as
-Sam's did. Sam, he was always apologizing about it, too. You could see
-it made him feel real bad to think his colour was so stubborn. He felt
-like it wasn't being polite to the doctor and me, Sam did, fur his skin
-to act that-a-way. He was a willing nigger, Sam was. The doctor, he says
-he will find out the right stuff if he has to start at the letter A and
-work Sam through every drug in the hull blame alphabet down to Z.
-
-Which he finally struck it. I don't exactly know what she had in her,
-but she was a mixture of some kind. The only trouble with her was she
-didn't work equal and even--left Sam's face looking peeled and spotty in
-places. But still, in them spots, Sam was six shades lighter.
-The doctor says that is jest what he wants, that there
-passing on-to-the-next-cage-we-have-the-spotted-girocutus-look, as he
-calls it. The chocolate brown and the lighter spots side by side, he
-says, made a regular Before and After out of Sam's face, and was the
-best advertisement you could have.
-
-Then we goes and has a talk with Doctor Jackson himself. Doctor Kirby
-has the idea mebby he will put some money into it. Doctor Jackson was
-setting on his front veranda with his chair tilted back, and his feet,
-with red carpet slippers on 'em, was on the railing, and he was smoking
-one of these long black cigars that comes each one in a little glass
-tube all by itself. He looks Sam over very thoughtful, and he says:
-
-"Yes, it will do the work well enough. I can see that. But will it
-sell?"
-
-Doctor Kirby makes him quite a speech. I never hearn him make a better
-one. Doctor Jackson he listens very calm, with his thumbs in the
-armholes of his vest, and moving his eyebrows up and down like he
-enjoyed it. But he don't get excited none. Finally Doctor Kirby says he
-will undertake to show that it will sell--me and him will take a trip
-down into the black country ourselves and show what can be done with it,
-and take Sam along fur an object lesson.
-
-Well, they was a lot of rag-chewing. Doctor Jackson don't warm up none,
-and he asts a million questions. Like how much it costs a bottle to make
-it, and what was our idea how much it orter sell fur. He says finally
-if we can sell a certain number of bottles in so long a time he will put
-some money into it. Only, he says, they will be a stock company, and he
-will have to have fifty-one per cent. of the stock, or he won't put no
-money into it. He says if things go well he will let Doctor Kirby be
-manager of that company, and let him have some stock in it too, and he
-will be president and treasurer of it himself.
-
-Doctor Kirby, he didn't like that, and said so. Said _he_ was going to
-organize that stock company, and control it himself. But Doctor Jackson
-said he never put money into nothing he couldn't run. So it was settled
-we would give the stuff a try-out and report to him. Before we went away
-from there it looked to me like Doctor Kirby and me was going to work
-fur this here Doctor Jackson, instead of making all them there millions
-fur ourselves. Which I didn't take much to that Anti-Curl man myself; he
-was so cold-blooded like.
-
-I didn't like the scheme itself any too well, neither. Not any way you
-could look at it. In the first place it seemed like a mean trick on the
-niggers. Then I didn't much believe we could get away with it.
-
-The more I looked him over the more I seen Doctor Kirby had changed
-considerable. When I first knowed him he liked to hear himself talking
-and he liked to live free and easy and he liked to be running around
-the country and all them things, more'n he liked to be making money.
-Of course, he wanted it; but that wasn't the _only_ thing he was into the
-Sagraw game fur. If he had money, he was free with it and would help
-most any one out of a hole. But he wasn't thinking it and talking it all
-the time then.
-
-But now he was thinking money and dreaming money and talking of nothing
-but how to get it. And planning to make it out of skinning them niggers.
-He didn't care a dern how he worked on their feelings to get it. He
-didn't even seem to care whether he killed Sam trying them drugs onto
-him. He wanted _money_, and he wanted it so bad he was ready and willing
-to take up with most any wild scheme to make it.
-
-They was something about him now that didn't fit in much with the Doctor
-Kirby I had knowed. It seemed like he had spells when he saw himself how
-he had changed. He wasn't gay and joking all the time like he had been
-before, neither. I guess the doctor was getting along toward fifty years
-old. I suppose he thought if he was ever going to get anything out of
-his gift of the gab he better settle down to something, and quit fooling
-around, and do it right away. But it looked to me like he might never
-turn the trick. Fur he was drinking right smart all the time. Drinking
-made him think a lot, and thinking was making him look old. He was
-more'n one year older than he had been a year ago.
-
-He kept a quart bottle in his room now. The night after we had took Sam
-to see Doctor Jackson we was setting in his room, and he was hitting it
-purty hard.
-
-"Danny," he says to me, after a while, like he was talking out loud to
-himself too, "what did you think of Doctor Jackson?"
-
-"I don't like him much," I says.
-
-"Nor I," he says, frowning, and takes a drink. Then he says, after quite
-a few minutes of frowning and thinking, under his breath like: "He's a
-blame sight more decent than I am, for all of that."
-
-"Why?" I asts him.
-
-"Because Doctor Jackson," he says, "hasn't the least idea that he _isn't_
-decent, and getting his money in a decent way. While at one time I
-was--"
-
-He breaks off and don't say what he was. I asts him. "I was going to
-say a gentleman," he says, "but on reflection, I doubt if I was ever
-anything but a cheap imitation. I never heard a man say that he was
-a gentleman at one time, that I didn't doubt him. Also," he goes on,
-working himself into a better humour again with the sound of his own
-voice, "if I _had_ ever been a gentleman at any time, enough of it would
-surely have stuck to me to keep me out of partnership with a man who
-cheats niggers."
-
-He takes another drink and says even twenty years of running around the
-country couldn't of took all the gentleman out of him like this, if he
-had ever been one, fur you can break, you can scatter the vase if you
-will, but the smell of the roses will stick round it still.
-
-I seen now the kind of conversations he is always having with himself
-when he gets jest so drunk and is thinking hard. Only this time it
-happens to be out loud.
-
-"What is a gentleman?" I asts him, thinking if he wasn't one it might
-take his mind off himself a little to tell me. "What _makes_ one?"
-
-"Authorities differ," says Doctor Kirby, slouching down in his chair,
-and grinning like he knowed a joke he wasn't going to tell no one. "I
-heard Doctor Jackson describe himself that way the other day."
-
-Well, speaking personal, I never had smelled none of roses. I wasn't
-nothing but trash myself, so being a gentleman didn't bother me one way
-or the other. The only reason I didn't want to see them niggers bunked
-so very bad was only jest because it was such a low-down, ornery kind of
-trick.
-
-"It ain't too late," I says, "to pull out of this nigger scheme yet and
-get into something more honest."
-
-"I don't know," he says thoughtful. "I think perhaps it _is_ too late."
-And he sets there looking like a man that is going over a good many
-years of life in his mind. Purty soon he says:
-
-"As far as honesty goes--it isn't that so much, O
-Daniel-come-to-judgment! It's about as honest as most medicine games.
-It's--" He stopped and frowned agin.
-
-"What is it?"
-
-"It's their being _niggers_," he says.
-
-That made the difference fur me, too. I dunno how, nor why.
-
-"I've tried nearly everything but blackmail," he says, "and I'll
-probably be trying that by this time next year, if this scheme fails.
-But there's something about their being niggers that makes me sick of
-this thing already--just as the time has come to make the start. And
-I don't know _why_ it should, either." He slipped another big slug of
-whiskey into him, and purty soon he asts me:
-
-"Do you know what's the matter with me?"
-
-I asts him what.
-
-"I'm too decent to be a crook," he says, "and too crooked to be decent.
-You've got to be one thing or the other steady to make it pay."
-
-Then he says:
-
-"Did you ever hear of the descent to Avernus, Danny?"
-
-"I might," I tells him, "and then agin I mightn't, but if I ever did, I
-don't remember what she is. What is she?"
-
-"It's the chute to the infernal regions," he says. "They say it's
-greased. But it isn't. It's really no easier sliding down than it is
-climbing back."
-
-Well, I seen this nigger scheme of our'n wasn't the only thing that was
-troubling Doctor Kirby that night. It was thinking of all the schemes
-like it in the years past he had went into, and how he had went into 'em
-light-hearted and more'n half fur fun when he was a young man, and
-now he wasn't fitten fur nothing else but them kind of schemes, and he
-knowed it. He was seeing himself how he had been changing, like another
-person could of seen it. That's the main trouble with drinking to fergit
-yourself. You fergit the wrong part of yourself.
-
-I left him purty soon, and went along to bed. My room was next to his'n,
-and they was a door between, so the two could be rented together if
-wanted, I suppose. I went to sleep and woke up agin with a start out of
-a dream that had in it millions and millions and millions of niggers,
-every way you looked, and their mouths was all open red and their eyes
-walled white, fit to scare you out of your shoes.
-
-I hearn Doctor Kirby moving around in his room. But purty soon he sets
-down and begins to talk to himself. Everything else was quiet. I was
-kind of worried about him, he had taken so much, and hoped he wouldn't
-get a notion to go downtown that time o' night. So I thinks I will see
-how he is acting, and steps over to the door between the rooms.
-
-The key happened to be on my side, and I unlocked it. But she only opens
-a little ways, fur his wash stand was near to the hinge end of the door.
-
-I looked through. He is setting by the table, looking at a woman's
-picture that is propped up on it, and talking to himself. He has never
-hearn me open the door, he is so interested. But somehow, he don't look
-drunk. He looks like he had fought his way up out of it, somehow--his
-forehead was sweaty, and they was one intoxicated lock of hair sticking
-to it; but that was the only un-sober-looking thing about him. I guess
-his legs would of been unsteady if he had of tried to walk, but his
-intellects was uncomfortable and sober.
-
-He is still keeping up that same old argument with himself, or with the
-picture.
-
-"It isn't any use," I hearn him say, looking at the picture.
-
-Then he listened like he hearn it answering him. "Yes, you always
-say just that--just that," he says. "And I don't know why I keep on
-listening to you."
-
-The way he talked, and harkened fur an answer, when they was nothing
-there to answer, give me the creeps.
-
-"You don't help me," he goes on, "you don't help me at all. You only
-make it harder. Yes, this thing is worse than the others. I know that.
-But I want money--and fool things like this _have_ sometimes made it. No,
-I won't give it up. No, there's no use making any more promises now. I
-know myself now. And you ought to know me by this time, too. Why can't
-you let me alone altogether? I should think, when you see what I am,
-you'd let me be.
-
-"God help you! if you'd only stay away it wouldn't be so hard to go to
-hell!"
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-
-There's a lot of counties in Georgia where the blacks are equal in
-number to the whites, and two or three counties where the blacks number
-over the whites by two to one. It was fur a little town in one of the
-latter that we pinted ourselves, Doctor Kirby and me and Sam--right into
-the blackest part of the black belt.
-
-That country is full of big-sized plantations, where they raise cotton,
-cotton, cotton, and then _more_ cotton. Some of 'em raises fruit, too, and
-other things, of course; but cotton is the main stand-by, and it looks
-like it always will be.
-
-Some places there shows that things can't be so awful much changed since
-slavery days, and most of the niggers are sure enough country niggers
-yet. Some rents their land right out from the owners, and some of 'em
-crops it on the shares, and very many of 'em jest works as hands. A lot
-of 'em don't do nigh so well now as they did when their bosses was their
-masters, they tell me; and then agin, some has done right well on their
-own hook. They intrusted me, because I never had been use to looking at
-so many niggers. Every way you turn there they is niggers and then more
-niggers.
-
-Them that thinks they is awful easy to handle out of a natcheral respect
-fur white folks has got another guess coming. They ain't so bad to get
-along with if you keep it most pintedly shoved into their heads they
-_is_ niggers. You got to do that especial in the black belt, jest because
-they _is_ so many of 'em. They is children all their lives, mebby, till
-some one minute of craziness may strike one of them, and then he is a
-devil temporary. Mebby, when the crazy fit has passed, some white woman
-is worse off than if she was dead, or mebby she _is_ dead, or mebby a
-loonatic fur life, and that nigger is a candidate fur a lynching bee and
-ginerally elected by an anonymous majority.
-
-Not that _all_ niggers is that-a-way, nor _half_ of 'em, nor very _many_ of
-'em, even--but you can never tell _which_ nigger is going to be. So in the
-black belt the white folks is mighty pertic'ler who comes along fooling
-with their niggers. Fur you can never tell what turn a nigger's thoughts
-will take, once anything at all stirs 'em up.
-
-We didn't know them things then, Doctor Kirby and me didn't. We didn't
-know we was moving light-hearted right into the middle of the biggest
-question that has ever been ast. Which I disremember exactly how that
-nigger question is worded, but they is always asting it in the South,
-and answering of it different ways. We hadn't no idea how suspicious the
-white people in them awful black spots on the map can get over any one
-that comes along talking to their niggers. We didn't know anything about
-niggers much, being both from the North, except what Doctor Kirby had
-counted on when he made his medicine, and _that_ he knowed second-handed
-from other people. We didn't take 'em very serious, nor all the talk we
-hearn about 'em down South.
-
-But even at that we mightn't of got into any trouble if it hadn't of
-been fur old Bishop Warren. But that is getting ahead of the story.
-
-We got into that little town--I might jest as well call it
-Cottonville--jest about supper time. Cottonville is a little place
-of not more'n six hundred people. I guess four hundred of 'em must be
-niggers.
-
-After supper we got acquainted with purty nigh all the prominent
-citizens in town. They was friendly with us, and we was friendly with
-them. Georgia had jest went fur prohibition a few months before that,
-and they hadn't opened up these here near-beer bar-rooms in the little
-towns yet, like they had in Atlanta and the big towns. Georgia had went
-prohibition so the niggers couldn't get whiskey, some said; but others
-said they didn't know _what_ its excuse was. Them prominent citizens was
-loafing around the hotel and every now and then inviting each other very
-mysterious into a back room that use to be a pool parlour. They had
-been several jugs come to town by express that day. We went back several
-times ourselves, and soon began to get along purty well with them
-prominent citizens.
-
-Talking about this and that they finally edges around to the one
-thing everybody is sure to get to talking about sooner or later in the
-South--niggers. And then they gets to telling us about this here Bishop
-Warren I has mentioned.
-
-He was a nigger bishop, Bishop Warren was, and had a good deal of white
-blood into him, they say. An ashy-coloured nigger, with bumps on his
-face, fat as a possum, and as cunning as a fox. He had plenty of brains
-into his head, too; but his brains had turned sour in his head the last
-few years, and the bishop had crazy streaks running through his sense
-now, like fat and lean mixed in a slab of bacon. He used to be friends
-with a lot of big white folks, and the whites depended on him at one
-time to preach orderliness and obedience and agriculture and being
-in their place to the niggers. Fur years they thought he preached
-that-a-way. He always _did_ preach that-a-way when any whites was around,
-and he set on platforms sometimes with white preachers, and he got good
-donations fur schemes of different kinds. But gradual the suspicion got
-around that when he was alone with a lot of niggers his nigger blood
-would get the best of him, and what he preached wasn't white supremacy
-at all, but hopefulness of being equal.
-
-So the whites had fell away from him, and then his graft was gone,
-and then his brains turned sour in his head and got to working and
-fermenting in it like cider getting hard, and he made a few bad breaks
-by not being careful what he said before white people. But the niggers
-liked him all the better fur that.
-
-They always had been more or less hell in the bishop's heart. He had
-brains and he knowed it, and the white folks had let him see _they_ knowed
-it, too. And he was part white, and his white forefathers had been big
-men in their day, and yet, in spite of all of that, he had to herd with
-niggers and to pertend he liked it. He was both white and black in his
-feelings about things, so some of his feelings counterdicted others, and
-one of these here race riots went on all the time in his own insides.
-But gradual he got to the place where they was spells he hated both
-whites and niggers, but he hated the whites the worst. And now, in the
-last two or three years, since his crazy streaks had growed as big
-as his sensible streaks, or bigger, they was no telling what he would
-preach to them niggers. But whatever he preached most of them would
-believe. It might be something crazy and harmless, or it might be crazy
-and harmful.
-
-He had been holding some revival meetings in nigger churches right there
-in that very county, and was at it not fur away from there right then.
-The idea had got around he was preaching some most unusual foolishness
-to the blacks. Fur the niggers was all acting like they knowed something
-too good to mention to the white folks, all about there. But some white
-men had gone to one of the meetings, and the bishop had preached one of
-his old-time sermons whilst they was there, telling the niggers to be
-orderly and agriculturous--he was considerable of a fox yet. But he
-and the rest of the niggers was so _derned_ anxious to be thought
-agriculturous and servitudinous that the whites smelt a rat, and wished
-he would go, fur they didn't want to chase him without they had to.
-
-Jest when we was getting along fine one of them prominent citizens asts
-the doctor was we there figgering on buying some land?
-
-"No," says the doctor, "we wasn't."
-
-They was silence fur quite a little spell. Each prominent citizen had
-mebby had his hopes of unloading some. They all looks a little sad, and
-then another prominent citizen asts us into the back room agin.
-
-When we returns to the front room another prominent citizen makes
-a little speech that was quite beautiful to hear, and says mebby we
-represents some new concern that ain't never been in them parts and is
-figgering on buying cotton.
-
-"No," the doctor says, "we ain't cotton buyers."
-
-Another prominent citizen has the idea mebby we is figgering on one of
-these here inter-Reuben trolley lines, so the Rubes in one village can
-ride over and visit the Rubes in the next. And another one thinks mebby
-we is figgering on a telephone line. And each one makes a very eloquent
-little speech about them things, and rings in something about our fair
-Southland. And when both of them misses their guess it is time fur
-another visit to the back room.
-
-Was we selling something?
-
-We was.
-
-Was we selling fruit trees?
-
-We wasn't.
-
-Finally, after every one has a chew of natcheral leaf tobaccer all
-around, one prominent citizen makes so bold as to ast us very courteous
-if he might enquire what it was we was selling.
-
-The doctor says medicine.
-
-Then they was a slow grin went around that there crowd of prominent
-citizens. And once agin we has to make a trip to that back room. Fur
-they are all sure we must be taking orders fur something to beat that
-there prohibition game. When they misses that guess they all gets kind
-of thoughtful and sad. A couple of 'em don't take no more interest in
-us, but goes along home sighing-like, as if it wasn't no difference _what_
-we sold as long as it wasn't what they was looking fur.
-
-But purty soon one of them asts:
-
-"What _kind_ of medicine?"
-
-The doctor, he tells about it.
-
-When he finishes you never seen such a change as had come onto the faces
-of that bunch. I never seen such disgusted prominent citizens in my hull
-life. They looked at each other embarrassed, like they had been ketched
-at something ornery. And they went out one at a time, saying good night
-to the hotel-keeper and in the most pinted way taking no notice of us at
-all. It certainly was a chill. We sees something is wrong, and we begins
-to have a notion of what it is.
-
-The hotel-keeper, he spits out his chew, and goes behind his little
-counter and takes a five-cent cigar out of his little show case and
-bites the end off careful. Then he leans his elbows onto his counter and
-reads our names to himself out of the register book, and looks at us,
-and from us to the names, and from the names to us, like he is trying to
-figger out how he come to let us write 'em there. Then he wants to know
-where we come from before we come to Atlanta, where we had registered
-from. We tells him we is from the North. He lights his cigar like he
-didn't think much of that cigar and sticks it in his mouth and looks at
-us so long in an absent-minded kind of way it goes out.
-
-Then he says we orter go back North.
-
-"Why?" asts the doctor.
-
-He chewed his cigar purty nigh up to the middle of it before he
-answered, and when he spoke it was a soft kind of a drawl--not mad or
-loud--but like they was sorrowful thoughts working in him.
-
-"Yo' all done struck the wo'st paht o' the South to peddle yo' niggah
-medicine in, sah. I reckon yo' must love 'em a heap to be that concerned
-over the colour of their skins."
-
-And he turned his back on us and went into the back room all by himself.
-
-We seen we was in wrong in that town. The doctor says it will be no use
-trying to interduce our stuff there, and we might as well leave there
-in the morning and go over to Bairdstown, which was a little place about
-ten miles off the railroad, and make our start there.
-
-So we got a rig the next morning and drove acrost the country. No one
-bid us good-bye, neither, and Doctor Kirby says it's a wonder they
-rented us the rig.
-
-But before we started that morning we noticed a funny thing. We hadn't
-so much as spoke to any nigger, except our own nigger Sam, and he
-couldn't of told _all_ the niggers in that town about the stuff to turn
-niggers white, even if he had set up all night to do it. But every last
-nigger we saw looked like he knowed something about us. Even after we
-left town our nigger driver hailed two or three niggers in the road that
-acted that-away. It seemed like they was all awful polite to us. And
-yet they was different in their politeness than they was to them Georgia
-folks, which is their natcheral-born bosses--acted more familiar,
-somehow, as if they knowed we must be thinking about the same thing they
-was thinking about.
-
-About half-way to Bairdstown we stopped at a place to get a drink of
-water. Seemingly the white folks was away fur the day, and an old nigger
-come up and talked to our driver while Sam and us was at the well.
-
-I seen them cutting their eyes at us, whilst they was unchecking the
-hosses to let them drink too, and then I hearn the one that belonged
-there say:
-
-"Is yo' _suah_ dat hit air dem?"
-
-"_Suah!_" says the driver.
-
-"How-come yo' so all-powerful _suah_ about hit?"
-
-The driver pertended the harness needed some fixing, and they went
-around to the other side of the team and tinkered with one of the
-traces, a-talking to each other. I hearn the old nigger say, kind of
-wonderized:
-
-"Is dey a-gwine dar _now_?"
-
-Sam, he was pulling a bucket of water up out of the well fur us with a
-windlass. The doctor says to him:
-
-"Sam, what does all this mean?"
-
-Sam, he pertends he don't know what the doctor is talking about.
-But Doctor Kirby he finally pins him down. Sam hemmed and hawed
-considerable, making up his mind whether he better lie to us or not.
-Then, all of a sudden, he busted out into an awful fit of laughing, and
-like to of fell in the well. Seemingly he decided fur to tell us the
-truth.
-
-From what Sam says that there bishop has been holding revival meetings
-in Big Bethel, which is a nigger church right on the edge of Bairdstown,
-and niggers fur miles around has been coming night after night, and some
-of them whooping her up daytimes too. And the bishop has worked himself
-up the last three or four nights to where he has been perdicting and
-prophesying, fur the spirit has hit the meeting hard.
-
-What he has been prophesying, Sam says, is the coming of a Messiah fur
-the nigger race--a new Elishyah, he says, as will lead them from out'n
-their inequality and bring 'em up to white standards right on the spot.
-The whites has had their Messiah, the bishop says, but the niggers ain't
-never had none of their _special own_ yet. And they needs one bad, and one
-is sure a-coming.
-
-It seems the whites don't know yet jest what the bishop's been
-a-preaching. But every nigger fur miles on every side of Big Bethel is
-a-listening and a-looking fur signs and omens, and has been fur two,
-three days now. This here half-crazy bishop has got 'em worked up to
-where they is ready to believe anything, or do anything.
-
-So the night before when the word got out in Cottonville that we had
-some scheme to make the niggers white, the niggers there took up with
-the idea that the doctor was mebby the feller the bishop had been
-prophesying about, and for a sign and a omen and a miracle of his grace
-and powers was going out to Big Bethel to turn 'em white. Poor devils,
-they didn't see but what being turned white orter be a part of what they
-was to get from the coming of that there Messiah.
-
-News spreads among niggers quicker than among whites. No one knows how
-they do it. But I've hearn tales about how when war times was there,
-they would frequent have the news of a big fight before the white folks'
-papers would. Soldiers has told me that in them there Philippine Islands
-we conquered from Spain, where they is so much nigger blood mixed up
-with other kinds in the islanders, this mysterious spreading around of
-news is jest the same. And jest since nine o'clock the night before, the
-news had spread fur miles around that Bishop Warren's Messiah was on his
-way, and was going fur to turn the bishop white to show his power and
-grace, and he had with him one he had turned part white, and that was
-Sam, and one he had turned clear white, and that was me. And they was to
-be signs and wonders to behold at Big Bethel, with pillars of cloud and
-sounds of trumpets and fire squirting down from heaven, like it always
-use to be in them old Bible days, and them there niggers to be led
-singing and shouting and rejoicing into a land of milk and honey,
-forevermore, _Amen!_
-
-That's what Sam says they are looking fur, dozens and scores and
-hundreds of them niggers round about. Sam, he had lived in town five
-or six years, and he looked down on all these here ignoramus country
-niggers. So he busts out laughing at first, and he pertends like he
-don't take no stock in any of it. Besides, he knowed well enough he
-wasn't spotted up by no Messiah, but it was the dope in the bottles done
-it. But as he told about them goings-on Sam got more and more interested
-and warmed up to it, and his voice went into a kind of a sing-song like
-he was prophesying himself. And the other two niggers quit pertending to
-fool around the team and edged a little closeter, and a little closeter
-yet, with their mouths open and their heads a-nodding and the whites of
-their eyes a-rolling.
-
-Fur my part, I never hearn such a lot of dern foolishness in all my
-life. But the doctor, he says nothing at all. He listens to Sam ranting
-and rolling out big words and raving, and only frowns. He climbs back
-into the buggy agin silent, and all the rest of the way to Bairdstown
-he set there with that scowl on his face. I guesses he was thinking now,
-the way things had shaped up, he wouldn't sell none of his stuff at all
-without he fell right in with the reception chance had planned fur him.
-But if he did fall in with it, and pertend like he was a Messiah to
-them niggers, he could get all they had. He was mebby thinking how much
-ornerier that would make the hull scheme.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-
-We got to Bairdstown early enough, but we didn't go to work there. We
-wasted all that day. They was something working in the doctor's head he
-wasn't talking about. I supposed he was getting cold feet on the hull
-proposition. Anyhow, he jest set around the little tavern in that place
-and done nothing all afternoon.
-
-The weather was fine, and we set out in front. We hadn't set there
-more'n an hour till I could tell we was being noticed by the blacks,
-not out open and above board. But every now and then one or two or three
-would pass along down the street, and lazy about and take a look at
-us. They pertended they wasn't noticing, but they was. The word had got
-around, and they was a feeling in the air I didn't like at all. Too much
-caged-up excitement among the niggers. The doctor felt it too, I could
-see that. But neither one of us said anything about it to the other.
-
-Along toward dusk we takes a walk. They was a good-sized crick at the
-edge of that little place, and on it an old-fashioned worter mill. Above
-the mill a little piece was a bridge. We crossed it and walked along a
-road that follered the crick bank closte fur quite a spell.
-
-It wasn't much of a town--something betwixt a village and a
-settlement--although they was going to run a branch of the railroad over
-to it before very long. It had had a chancet to get a railroad once,
-years before that. But it had said then it didn't want no railroad. So
-until lately every branch built through that part of the country grinned
-very sarcastic and give it the go-by.
-
-They was considerable woods standing along the crick, and around a turn
-in the road we come onto Sam, all of a sudden, talking with another
-nigger. Sam was jest a-laying it off to that nigger, but he kind of
-hushed as we come nearer. Down the road quite a little piece was a
-good-sized wooden building that never had been painted and looked like
-it was a big barn. Without knowing it the doctor and me had been pinting
-ourselves right toward Big Bethel.
-
-The nigger with Sam he yells out, when he sees us:
-
-"Glory be! _Hyah_ dey comes! Hyah dey comes _now!_"
-
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-
-And he throwed up his arms, and started on a lope up the road toward the
-church, singing out every ten or fifteen yards. A little knot of niggers
-come out in front of the church when they hearn him coming.
-
-Sam, he stood his ground, and waited fur us to come up to him, kind of
-apologetic and sneaking--looking about something or other.
-
-"What kind of lies have you been telling these niggers, Sam?" says the
-doctor, very sharp and short and mad-like.
-
-Sam, he digs a stone out'n the road with the toe of his shoe, and kind
-of grins to himself, still looking sheepish. But he says he opinionates
-he been telling them nothing at all.
-
-"I dunno how-come dey get all dem nigger notions in dey fool haid," Sam
-says, "but dey all waitin' dar inside de chu'ch do'--some of de mos'
-faiful an' de mos' pra'rful ones o' de Big Bethel cong'gation been dar
-fo' de las' houah a-waitin' an' a-watchin', spite o' de fac' dat reg'lah
-meetin' ain't gwine ter be called twell arter supper. De bishop, he dar
-too. Dey got some dese hyah coal-ile lamps dar des inside de chu'ch do'
-an' dey been keepin' on 'em lighted, daytimes an' night times, fo' two
-days now, kaze dey say dey ain't gwine fo' ter be cotched napping when
-de bridegroom _com_eth. Yass, _sah!_--dey's ten o' dese hyah vergims dar,
-five of 'em sleepin' an' five of 'em watchin', an' a-takin' tuhns at
-hit, an' mebby dat how-come free or fouah dey bes' young colo'hed mens
-been projickin' aroun' dar all arternoon, a-helpin' dem dat's a-waitin'
-twell de bridegroom _com_eth!"
-
-We seen a little knot of them, down the road there in front of the
-church, gathering around the nigger that had been with Sam. They all
-starts toward us. But one man steps out in front of them all, and turns
-toward them and holds his hands up, and waves them back. They all stops
-in their tracks.
-
-Then he turns his face toward us, and comes slow and sollum down the
-road in our direction, walking with a cane, and moving very dignified.
-He was a couple of hundred yards away.
-
-But as he come closeter we gradually seen him plainer and plainer. He
-was a big man, and stout, and dressed very neat in the same kind of rig
-as white bishops wear, with one of these white collars that buttons in
-the back. I suppose he was coming on to meet us alone, because no one
-was fitten fur to give us the first welcome but himself.
-
-Well, it was all dern foolishness, and it was hard to believe it could
-all happen, and they ain't so many places in this here country it _could_
-happen. But fur all of it being foolishness, when he come down the road
-toward us so dignified and sollum and slow I ketched myself fur a minute
-feeling like we really had been elected to something and was going to
-take office soon. And Sam, as the bishop come closeter and closeter, got
-to jerking and twitching with the excitement that he had been keeping
-in--and yet all the time Sam knowed it was dope and works and not faith
-that had made him spotted that-a-way.
-
-He stops, the bishop does, about ten yards from us and looks us over.
-
-"Ah yo' de gennleman known ter dis hyah sinful genehation by de style
-an' de entitlemint o' Docto' Hahtley Kirby?" he asts the doctor very
-ceremonious and grand.
-
-The doctor give him a look that wasn't very encouraging, but he nodded
-to him.
-
-"Will yo' dismiss yo' sehvant in ordeh dat we kin hol' convehse an'
-communion in de midst er privacy?"
-
-The doctor, he nods to Sam, and Sam moseys along toward the church.
-
-"Now, then," says the doctor, sudden and sharp, "take off your hat and
-tell me what you want."
-
-The bishop's hand goes up to his head with a jerk before he thought.
-Then it stops there, while him and the doctor looks at each other. The
-bishop's mouth opens like he was wondering, but he slowly pulls his
-hat off and stands there bare-headed in the road. But he wasn't really
-humble, that bishop.
-
-"Now," says the doctor, "tell me in as straight talk as you've got what
-all this damned foolishness among you niggers means."
-
-A queer kind of look passed over the bishop's face. He hadn't expected
-to be met jest that way, mebby. Whether he himself had really believed
-in the coming of that there new Messiah he had been perdicting, I never
-could settle in my mind. Mebby he had been getting ready to pass _Himself_
-off fur one before we come along and the niggers all got the fool idea
-Doctor Kirby was it. Before the bishop spoke agin you could see his
-craziness and his cunningness both working in his face. But when he did
-speak he didn't quit being ceremonious nor dignified.
-
-"De wohd has gone fo'th among de faiful an' de puah in heaht," he says,
-"dat er man has come accredited wi' signs an' wi' mahvels an' de poweh
-o' de sperrit fo' to lay his han' on de sons o' Ham an' ter make 'em des
-de same in colluh as de yuther sons of ea'th."
-
-"Then that word is a lie," says the doctor. "I _did_ come here to try out
-some stuff to change the colour of negro skins. That's all. And I find
-your idiotic followers are all stirred up and waiting for some kind of a
-miracle monger. What you have been preaching to them, you know best. Is
-that all you want to know?"
-
-The bishop hems and haws and fiddles with his stick, and then he says:
-
-"Suh, will dish yeah prepa'shun _sho'ly_ do de wohk?" Doctor Kirby tells
-him it will do the work all right.
-
-And then the bishop, after beating around the bush some more, comes out
-with his idea. Whether he expected there would be any Messiah come or
-not, of course he knowed the doctor wasn't him. But he is willing to
-boost the doctor's game as long as it boosts _his_ game. He wants to be in
-on the deal. He wants part of the graft. He wants to get together with
-the doctor on a plan before the doctor sees the niggers. And if the
-doctor don't want to keep on with the miracle end of it, the bishop
-shows him how he could do him good with no miracle attachment. Fur he
-has an awful holt on them niggers, and his say-so will sell thousands
-and thousands of bottles. What he is looking fur jest now is his little
-take-out.
-
-That was his craftiness and his cunningness working in him. But all of
-a sudden one of his crazy streaks come bulging to the surface. It come
-with a wild, eager look in his eyes.
-
-"Suh," he cries out, all of a sudden, "ef yo' kin make me white, fo'
-Gawd sakes, do hit! Do hit! Ef yo' does, I gwine ter bless yo' all yo'
-days!
-
-"Yo' don' know--no one kin guess or comperhen'--what des bein' white
-would mean ter me! Lawd! Lawd!" he says, his voice soft-spoken, but more
-eager than ever as he went on, and pleading something pitiful to hear,
-"des think of all de Caucasian blood in me! Gawd knows de nights er my
-youth I'se laid awake twell de dawn come red in de Eas' a-cryin' out ter
-Him only fo' ter be white! _Des ter be white_! Don' min' dem black, black
-niggers dar--don' think er _dem_--dey ain't wuth nothin' nor fitten fo'
-no fate but what dey got--But me! What's done kep' me from gwine ter de
-top but dat one thing: _I wasn't white!_ Hit air too late now--too late
-fo' dem ambitions I done trifle with an' shove behin' me--hit's too late
-fo' dat! But ef I was des ter git one li'l year o' hit--_one li'l year o'
-bein' white!_--befo' I died--"
-
-And he went on like that, shaking and stuttering there in the road, like
-a fit had struck him, crazy as a loon. But he got hold of himself enough
-to quit talking, in a minute, and his cunning come back to him before
-he was through trembling. Then the doctor says slow and even, but not
-severe:
-
-"You go back to your people now, bishop, and tell them they've made a
-mistake about me. And if you can, undo the harm you've done with this
-Messiah business. As far as this stuff of mine is concerned, there's
-none of it for you nor for any other negro. You tell them that. There's
-none of it been sold yet--and there never will be."
-
-Then we turned away and left him standing there in the road, still with
-his hat off and his face working.
-
-Walking back toward the little tavern the doctor says:
-
-"Danny, this is the end of this game. These people down here and that
-half-cracked, half-crooked old bishop have made me see a few things about
-the Afro-American brother. It wasn't a good scheme in the first place.
-And this wasn't the place to start it going, anyhow--I should have tried
-the niggers in the big towns. But I'm out of it now, and I'm glad of
-it. What we want to do is to get away from here to-morrow--go back to
-Atlanta and fix up a scheme to rob some widows and orphans, or something
-half-way respectable like that."
-
-Well, I drew a long breath. I was with Doctor Kirby in everything he
-done, fur he was my friend, and I didn't intend to quit him. But I was
-glad we was out of this, and hadn't sold none of that dope. We both
-felt better because we hadn't. All them millions we was going to
-make--shucks! We didn't neither one of us give a dern about them getting
-away from us. All we wanted was jest to get away from there and not get
-mixed up with no nigger problems any more. We eat supper, and we set
-around a while, and we went to bed purty middling early, so as to get a
-good start in the morning.
-
-We got up early, but early as it was the devil had been up earlier in
-that neighbourhood. About four o'clock that morning a white woman about
-a half a mile from the village had been attacked by a nigger. They was
-doubt as to whether she would live, but if she lived they wasn't no
-doubts she would always be more or less crazy. Fur besides everything
-else, he had beat her insensible. And he had choked her nearly to death.
-The country-side was up, with guns and pistols looking fur that nigger.
-It wasn't no trouble guessing what would happen to him when they ketched
-him, neither.
-
-"And," says Doctor Kirby, when we hearn of it, "I hope to high heaven
-they _do_ catch him!"
-
-They wasn't much doubt they would, either. They was already beating up
-the woods and bushes and gangs was riding up and down the roads, and
-every nigger's house fur miles around was being searched and watched.
-
-We soon seen we would have trouble getting hosses and a rig in the
-village to take us to the railroad. Many of the hosses was being ridden
-in the man-hunt. And most of the men who might have done the driving was
-busy at that too. The hotel-keeper himself had left his place standing
-wide open and went out. We didn't get any breakfast neither.
-
-"Danny," says the doctor, "we'll just put enough money to pay the bill
-in an envelope on the register here, and strike out on shank's ponies.
-It's only nine or ten miles to the railroad--we'll walk."
-
-"But how about our stuff?" I asts him. We had two big cases full of
-sample bottles of that dope, besides our suit cases.
-
-"Hang the dope!" says the doctor, "I don't ever want to see it or hear
-of it again! We'll leave it here. Put the things out of your suit case
-into mine, and leave that here too. Sam can carry mine. I want to be on
-the move."
-
-So we left, with Sam carrying the one suit case. It wasn't nine in the
-morning yet, and we was starting out purty empty fur a long walk.
-
-"Sam," says the doctor, as we was passing that there Big Bethel
-church--and it showed up there silent and shabby in the morning, like a
-old coloured man that knows a heap more'n he's going to tell--"Sam, were
-you at the meeting here last night?"
-
-"Yass, suh!"
-
-"I suppose it was a pretty tame affair after they found out their Elisha
-wasn't coming after all?"
-
-Sam, he walled his eyes, and then he kind of chuckled.
-
-"Well, suh," he says, "I 'spicions de mos' on 'em don' know dat _yit!_"
-
-The doctor asts him what he means.
-
-It seems the bishop must of done some thinking after we left him in the
-road or on his way back to that church. They had all begun to believe
-that there Elishyah was on the way to 'em, and the bishop's credit was
-more or less wrapped up with our being it. It was true he hadn't started
-that belief; but it was believed, and he didn't dare to stop it now.
-Fur, if he stopped it, they would all think he had fell down on his
-prophetics, even although he hadn't prophesied jest exactly us. He was
-in a tight place, that bishop, but I bet you could always depend on him
-to get out of it with his flock. So what he told them niggers at the
-meeting last night was that he brung 'em a message from Elishyah, Sam
-says, the Elishyah that was to come. And the message was that the time
-was not ripe fur him to reveal himself as Elishyah unto the eyes of all
-men, fur they had been too much sinfulness and wickedness and walking
-into the ways of evil, right amongst that very congregation, and
-disobedience of the bishop, which was their guide. And he had sent 'em
-word, Elishyah had, that the bishop was his trusted servant, and into
-the keeping of the bishop was give the power to deal with his people and
-prepare them fur the great day to come. And the bishop would give the
-word of his coming. He was a box, that bishop was, in spite of his crazy
-streaks; and he had found a way to make himself stronger than ever with
-his bunch out of the very kind of thing that would have spoiled most
-people's graft. They had had a big meeting till nearly morning, and the
-power had hit 'em strong. Sam told us all about it.
-
-But the thing that seemed to interest the doctor, and made him frown,
-was the idea that all them niggers round about there still had the idea
-he was the feller that had been prophesied to come. All except Sam,
-mebby. Sam had spells when he was real sensible, and other spells when
-he was as bad as the believingest of them all.
-
-It was a fine day, and really joyous to be a-walking. It would of been
-a good deal joyouser if we had had some breakfast, but we figgered we
-would stop somewheres at noon and lay in a good, square, country meal.
-
-That wasn't such a very thick settled country. But everybody seemed to
-know about the manhunt that was going on, here, there, and everywhere.
-People would come down to the road side as we passed, and gaze after us.
-Or mebby ast us if we knowed whether he had been ketched yet. Women and
-kids mostly, or old men, but now and then a younger man too. We noticed
-they wasn't no niggers to speak of that wasn't busier'n all get out,
-working at something or other, that day.
-
-They is considerable woods in that country yet, though lots has been
-cut off. But they was sometimes right long stretches where they would
-be woods on both sides of the road, more or less thick, with underbrush
-between the trees. We tramped along, each busy thinking his own
-thoughts, and having a purty good time jest doing that without there
-being no use of talking. I was thinking that I liked the doctor better
-fur turning his back on all this game, jest when he might of made some
-sort of a deal with the bishop and really made some money out of it
-in the end. He never was so good a business man as he thought he was,
-Doctor Kirby wasn't. He always could make himself think he was. But when
-it come right down to brass tacks he wasn't. You give him a scheme that
-would _talk_ well, the kind of a josh talk he liked to get off fur his own
-enjoyment, and he would take up with it every time instead of one that
-had more promise of money to it if it was worked harder. He was thinking
-of the _talk_ more'n he was of the money, mostly; and he was always saying
-something about art fur art's sake, which was plumb foolishness, fur he
-never painted no pictures. Well, he never got over being more or less of
-a puzzle to me. But fur some reason or other this morning he seemed to
-be in a better humour with himself, after we had walked a while, than I
-had seen him in fur a long time.
-
-We come to the top of one long hill, which it had made us sweat to
-climb, and without saying nothing to each other we both stopped and took
-off our hats and wiped our foreheads, and drawed long breaths, content
-to stand there fur jest a minute or two and look around us. The road run
-straight ahead, and dipped down, and then clumb up another hill about an
-eighth of a mile in front of us. It made a little valley. Jest about
-the middle, between the two hills, a crick meandered through the bottom
-land. Woods growed along the crick, and along both sides of the road we
-was travelling. Right nigh the crick they was another road come out
-of the woods to the left-hand side, and switched into the road we was
-travelling, and used the same bridge to cross the crick by. They was
-three or four houses here and there, with chimbleys built up on the
-outside of them, and blue smoke coming out. We stood and looked at the
-sight before us and forgot all the troubles we had left behind, fur a
-couple of minutes--it all looked so peaceful and quiet and homeyfied and
-nice.
-
-"Well," says the doctor, after we had stood there a piece, "I guess we
-better be moving on again, Danny."
-
-But jest as Sam, who was follering along behind with that suit case,
-picks it up and puts it on his head agin, they come a sound, from away
-off in the distance somewheres, that made him set it down quick. And we
-all stops in our tracks and looks at each other.
-
-It was the voice of a hound dog--not so awful loud, but clear and mellow
-and tuneful, and carried to us on the wind. And then in a minute it come
-agin, sharper and quicker. They yells like that when they have struck a
-scent.
-
-As we stood and looked at each other they come a crackle in the
-underbrush, jest to the left of us. We turned our heads that-a-way, jest
-as a nigger man give a leap to the top of a rail fence that separated
-the road from the woods. He was going so fast that instead of climbing
-that fence and balancing on the top and jumping off he jest simply
-seemed to hit the top rail and bounce on over, like he had been throwed
-out of the heart of the woods, and he fell sprawling over and over in
-the road, right before our feet.
-
-He was onto his feet in a second, and fur a minute he stood up straight
-and looked at us--an ashes-coloured nigger, ragged and bleeding from the
-underbrush, red-eyed, and with slavers trickling from his red lips, and
-sobbing and gasping and panting fur breath. Under his brown skin, where
-his shirt was torn open acrost his chest, you could see that nigger's
-heart a-beating.
-
-But as he looked at us they come a sudden change acrost his face--he
-must of seen the doctor before, and with a sob he throwed himself on his
-knees in the road and clasped his hands and held 'em out toward Doctor
-Kirby.
-
-"_Elishyah_! _Elishyah_!" he sings out, rocking of his body in a kind
-of tune, "reveal yo'se'f, reveal yo'se'f an' he'p me _now!_ Lawd Gawd
-_Elishyah_, beckon fo' a _Cha_'iot, yo' cha'iot of _fiah!_ Lif' me, lif'
-me--lif' me away f'um hyah in er cha'iot o' _fiah!_"
-
-The doctor, he turned his head away, and I knowed the thought working
-in him was the thought of that white woman that would always be an
-idiot for life, if she lived. But his lips was dumb, and his one hand
-stretched itself out toward that nigger in the road and made a wiping
-motion, like he was trying fur to wipe the picture of him, and the
-thought of him, off'n a slate forevermore.
-
-Jest then, nearer and louder and sharper, and with an eager sound, like
-they knowed they almost had him now, them hounds' voices come ringing
-through the woods, and with them come the mixedup shouts of men.
-
-"_Run!_" yells Sam, waving of that suit case round his head, fur one
-nigger will always try to help another no matter what he's done. "Run
-fo' de branch--git yo' foots in de worter an' fling 'em off de scent!"
-
-He bounded down the hill, that red-eyed nigger, and left us standing
-there. But before he reached the crick the whole man-hunt come busting
-through the woods, the dogs a-straining at their straps. The men was all
-on foot, with guns and pistols in their hands. They seen the nigger,
-and they all let out a yell, and was after him. They ketched him at the
-crick, and took him off along that road that turned off to the left.
-I hearn later he was a member of Bishop Warren's congregation, so they
-hung him right in front of Big Bethel church.
-
-We stood there on top of the hill and saw the chase and capture. Doctor
-Kirby's face was sweating worse than when we first clumb the hill.
-He was thinking about that nigger that had pleaded with him. He was
-thinking also of the woman. He was glad it hadn't been up to him
-personal right then and there to butt in and stop a lynching. He was
-glad, fur with them two pictures in front of him he didn't know what he
-would of done.
-
-"Thank heaven!" I hearn him say to himself. "Thank heaven that it wasn't
-_really_ in my power to choose!"
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-
-Well, we had pork and greens fur dinner that day, with the best
-corn-bread I ever eat anywheres, and buttermilk, and sweet potato pie.
-We got 'em at the house of a feller named Withers--Old Daddy Withers.
-Which if they was ever a nicer old man than him, or a nicer old woman
-than his wife, I never run acrost 'em yet.
-
-They lived all alone, them Witherses, with only a couple of niggers to
-help them run their farm. After we eats our dinner and Sam gets his'n
-out to the kitchen, we sets out in front of the house and gets to
-talking with them, and gets real well acquainted. Which we soon found
-out the secret of old Daddy Withers's life--that there innocent-looking
-old jigger was a poet. He was kind of proud of it and kind of shamed of
-it both to oncet. The way it come out was when the doctor says one
-of them quotations he is always getting off, and the old man he looks
-pleased and says the rest of the piece it dropped out of straight
-through.
-
-Then they had a great time quoting it at each other, them two, and I
-seen the doctor is good to loaf around there the rest of the day, like
-as not. Purty soon the old lady begins to get mighty proud-looking over
-something or other, and she leans over and whispers to the old man:
-
-"Shall I bring it out, Lemuel?"
-
-The old man, he shakes his head, no. But she slips into the house
-anyhow, and fetches out a little book with a pale green cover to it, and
-hands it to the doctor.
-
-"Bless my soul," says Doctor Kirby, looking at the old man, "you don't
-mean to say you write verse yourself?"
-
-The old man, he gets red all over his face, and up into the roots of
-his white hair, and down into his white beard, and makes believe he is a
-little mad at the old lady fur showing him off that-a-way.
-
-"Mother," he says, "yo' shouldn't have done that!" They had had a boy
-years before, and he had died, but he always called her mother the same
-as if the boy was living. He goes into the house and gets his pipe,
-and brings it out and lights it, acting like that book of poetry was
-a mighty small matter to him. But he looks at Doctor Kirby out of
-the corner of his eyes, and can't keep from getting sort of eager and
-trembly with his pipe; and I could see he was really anxious over what
-the doctor was thinking of them poems he wrote. The doctor reads some of
-'em out loud.
-
-Well, it was kind of home-made poetry, Old Daddy Withers's was. It
-wasn't like no other poetry I ever struck. And I could tell the doctor
-was thinking the same about it. It sounded somehow like it hadn't been
-jointed together right. You would keep listening fur it to rhyme, and
-get all worked up watching and waiting fur it to, and make bets with
-yourself whether it would rhyme or it wouldn't. And then it ginerally
-wouldn't. I never hearn such poetry to get a person's expectances all
-worked up, and then go back on 'em. But if you could of told what it was
-all about, you wouldn't of minded that so much. Not that you can tell
-what most poetry is about, but you don't care so long as it keeps
-hopping along lively. What you want in poetry to make her sound good,
-according to my way of thinking, is to make her jump lively, and
-then stop with a bang on the rhymes. But Daddy Withers was so
-independent-like he would jest natcherally try to force two words to
-rhyme whether the Lord made 'em fur mates or not--like as if you would
-try to make a couple of kids kiss and make up by bumping their heads
-together. They jest simply won't do it. But Doctor Kirby, he let on like
-he thought it was fine poetry, and he read them pieces over and over
-agin, out loud, and the old man and the old woman was both mighty
-tickled with the way he done it. He wouldn't of had 'em know fur
-anything he didn't believe it was the finest poetry ever wrote, Doctor
-Kirby wouldn't.
-
-They was four little books of it altogether. Slim books that looked as
-if they hadn't had enough to eat, like a stray cat whose ribs is rubbing
-together. It had cost Daddy Withers five hundred dollars apiece to get
-'em published. A feller in Boston charged him that much, he said. It
-seems he would go along fur years, raking and scraping of his money
-together, so as to get enough ahead to get out another book. Each time
-he had his hopes the big newspapers would mebby pay some attention to
-it, and he would get recognized.
-
-"But they never did," said the old man, kind of sad, "it always fell
-flat."
-
-"Why, _father!_"--the old lady begins, and finishes by running back into
-the house agin. She is out in a minute with a clipping from a newspaper
-and hands it over to Doctor Kirby, as proud as a kid with copper-toed
-boots. The doctor reads it all the way through, and then he hands it
-back without saying a word. The old lady goes away to fiddle around
-about the housework purty soon and the old man looks at the doctor and
-says:
-
-"Well, you see, don't you?"
-
-"Yes," says the doctor, very gentle.
-
-"I wouldn't have _her_ know for the world," says Daddy Withers. "_I_
-know and _you_ know that newspaper piece is just simply poking fun at my
-poetry, and making a fool of me, the whole way through. As soon as I
-read it over careful I saw it wasn't really praise, though there was a
-minute or two I thought my recognition had come. But _she_ don't know it
-ain't serious from start to finish. _She_ was all-mighty pleased when that
-piece come out in print. And I don't intend she ever shall know it ain't
-real praise."
-
-His wife was so proud when that piece come out in that New York paper,
-he said, she cried over it. She said now she was glad they had been
-doing without things fur years and years so they could get them little
-books printed, one after the other, fur now fame was coming. But
-sometimes, Daddy Withers says, he suspicions she really knows he has
-been made a fool of, and is pertending not to see it, fur his sake, the
-same as he is pertending fur _her_ sake. Well, they was a mighty nice
-old couple, and the doctor done a heap of pertending fur both their
-sakes--they wasn't nothing else to do.
-
-"How'd you come to get started at it?" he asts.
-
-Daddy Withers says he don't rightly know. Mebby, he says, it was living
-there all his life and watching things growing--watching the cotton
-grow, and the corn and getting acquainted with birds and animals and
-trees and things. Helping of things to grow, he says, is a good way to
-understand how God must feel about humans. For what you plant and help
-to grow, he says, you are sure to get to caring a heap about. You can't
-help it. And that is the reason, he says, God can be depended on to pull
-the human race through in the end, even if appearances do look to be
-agin His doing it sometimes, fur He started it to growing in the first
-place and that-a-way He got interested personal in it. And that is the
-main idea, he says, he has all the time been trying to get into that
-there poetry of his'n. But he reckons he ain't got her in. Leastways,
-he says, no one has never seen her there but the doctor and the old lady
-and himself. Well, for my part, I never would of seen it there myself,
-but when he said it out plain like that any one could of told what he
-meant.
-
-You hadn't orter lay things up agin folks if the folks can't help 'em.
-And I will say Daddy Withers was a fine old boy in spite of his poetry.
-Which it never really done any harm, except being expensive to him, and
-lots will drink that much up and never figger it an expense, but one
-of the necessities of life. We went all over his place with him, and we
-noticed around his house a lot of tin cans tacked up to posts and trees.
-They was fur the birds to drink out of, and all the birds around there
-had found out about it, and about Daddy Withers, and wasn't scared of
-him at all. He could get acquainted with animals, too, so that after a
-long spell sometimes they would even let him handle them. But not if any
-one was around. They was a crow he had made a pet of, used to hop around
-in front of him, and try fur to talk to him. If he went to sleep in the
-front yard whilst he was reading, that crow had a favourite trick of
-stealing his spectacles off'n his nose and flying up to the ridgepole
-of the house, and cawing at him. Once he had been setting out a row of
-tomato plants very careful, and he got to the end of the row and turned
-around, and that there crow had been hopping along behind very sollum,
-pulling up each plant as he set it out. It acted like it had done
-something mighty smart, and knowed it, that crow. So after that the old
-man named him Satan, fur he said it was Satan's trick to keep things
-from growing. They was some blue and white pigeons wasn't scared to come
-and set on his shoulders; but you could see the old man really liked
-that crow Satan better'n any of them.
-
-Well, we hung around all afternoon listening to the old man talk, and
-liking him better and better. First thing we knowed it was getting along
-toward supper time. And nothing would do but we must stay to supper,
-too. We was pinted toward a place on the railroad called Smithtown, but
-when we found we couldn't get a train from there till ten o'clock that
-night anyhow, and it was only three miles away, we said we'd stay.
-
-After supper we calculated we'd better move. But the old man wouldn't
-hear of us walking that three miles. So about eight o'clock he hitched
-up a mule to a one-hoss wagon, and we jogged along.
-
-They was a yaller moon sneaking up over the edge of the world when we
-started. It was so low down in the sky yet that it threw long shadders
-on the road, and they was thick and black ones, too. Because they was a
-lot of trees alongside the road, and the road was narrow, we went ahead
-mostly through the darkness, with here and there patches of moonlight
-splashed onto the ground. Doctor Kirby and Old Man Withers was setting
-on the seat, still gassing away about books and things, and I was
-setting on the suit case in the wagon box right behind 'em. Sam, he was
-sometimes in the back of the wagon. He had been more'n half asleep all
-afternoon, but now it was night he was waked up, the way niggers and
-cats will do, and every once in a while he would get out behind and cut
-a few capers in a moonlight patch, jest fur the enjoyment of it, and
-then run and ketch up with the wagon and crawl in agin, fur it was going
-purty slow.
-
-The ground was sandy in spots, and I guess we made a purty good load fur
-Beck, the old mule. She stopped, going up a little slope, after we had
-went about a mile from the Witherses'. Sam says he'll get out and walk,
-fur the wheels was in purty deep, and it was hard going.
-
-"Giddap, Beck!" says the old man.
-
-But Beck, she won't. She don't stand like she is stuck, neither, but
-like she senses danger somewheres about. A hoss might go ahead into
-danger, but a mule is more careful of itself and never goes butting in
-unless it feels sure they is a way out.
-
-"Giddap," says the old man agin.
-
-But jest then the shadders on both sides of the road comes to life. They
-wakes up, and moves all about us. It was done so sudden and quiet it was
-half a minute before I seen it wasn't shadders but about thirty men had
-gathered all about us on every side. They had guns.
-
-"Who are you? What d'ye want?" asts the old man, startled, as three or
-four took care of the mule's head very quick and quiet.
-
-"Don't be skeered, Daddy Withers," says a drawly voice out of the dark;
-"we ain't goin' to hurt _you_. We got a little matter o' business to tend
-to with them two fellers yo' totin' to town."
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX
-
-
-THIRTY men with guns would be considerable of a proposition to buck
-against, so we didn't try it. They took us out of the wagon, and they
-pinted us down the road, steering us fur a country schoolhouse which
-was, I judged from their talk, about a quarter of a mile away. They took
-us silent, fur after we found they didn't answer no questions we quit
-asking any. We jest walked along, and guessed what we was up against,
-and why. Daddy Withers, he trailed along behind. They had tried to send
-him along home, but he wouldn't go. So they let him foller and paid no
-more heed to him.
-
-Sam, he kept a-talking and a-begging, and several men a-telling of him
-to shut up. And him not a-doing it. Till finally one feller says very
-disgusted-like:
-
-"Boys, I'm going to turn this nigger loose."
-
-"We'll want his evidence," says another one.
-
-"Evidence!" says the first one. "What's the evidence of a scared nigger
-worth?"
-
-"I reckon that one this afternoon was considerable scared, when he give
-us that evidence against himself--that is, if you call it evidence."
-
-"A nigger can give evidence against a nigger, and it's all right," says
-another voice--which it come from a feller that had a-holt of my wrist
-on the left-hand side of me--"but these are white men we are going to
-try to-night. The case is too serious to take nigger evidence. Besides,
-I reckon we got all the evidence any one could need. This nigger ain't
-charged with any crime himself, and my idea is that he ain't to be
-allowed to figure one way or the other in this thing."
-
-So they turned Sam loose. I never seen nor hearn tell of Sam since then.
-They fired a couple of guns into the air as he started down the road,
-jest fur fun, and mebby he is running yet.
-
-The feller had been talking like he was a lawyer, so I asts him what
-crime we was charged with. But he didn't answer me. And jest then we
-gets in sight of that schoolhouse.
-
-It set on top of a little hill, partially in the moonlight, with a few
-sad-looking pine trees scattered around it, and the fence in front
-broke down. Even after night you could see it was a shabby-looking little
-place.
-
-Old Daddy Withers tied his mule to the broken down fence. Somebody
-busted the front door down. Somebody else lighted matches. The first
-thing I knowed, we was all inside, and four or five dirty little coal
-oil lamps, with tin reflectors to 'em, which I s'pose was used ordinary
-fur school exhibitions, was being lighted.
-
-We was waltzed up onto the teacher's platform, Doctor Kirby and me, and
-set down in chairs there, with two men to each of us, and then a tall,
-rawboned feller stalks up to the teacher's desk, and raps on it with the
-butt end of a pistol, and says:
-
-"Gentlemen, this meeting will come to order."
-
-Which they was orderly enough before that, but they all took off their
-hats when he rapped, like in a court room or a church, and most of 'em
-set down.
-
-They set down in the school kids' seats, or on top of the desks, and
-their legs stuck out into the aisles, and they looked uncomfortable and
-awkward. But they looked earnest and they looked sollum, too, and they
-wasn't no joking nor skylarking going on, nor no kind of rowdyness,
-neither. These here men wasn't toughs, by any manner of means, but
-the most part of 'em respectable farmers. They had a look of meaning
-business.
-
-"Gentlemen," says the feller who had rapped, "who will you have for your
-chairman?"
-
-"I reckon you'll do, Will," says another feller to the raw-boned man,
-which seemed to satisfy him. But he made 'em vote on it before he took
-office.
-
-"Now then," says Will, "the accused must have counsel."
-
-"Will," says another feller, very hasty, "what's the use of all this
-fuss an' feathers? You know as well as I do there's nothing legal about
-this. It's only necessary. For my part--"
-
-"Buck Hightower," says Will, pounding on the desk, "you will please come
-to order." Which Buck done it.
-
-"Now," says the chairman, turning toward Doctor Kirby, who had been
-setting there looking thoughtful from one man to another, like he was
-sizing each one up, "now I must explain to the chief defendant that we
-don't intend to lynch him."
-
-He stopped a second on that word __lynch__ as if to let it soak in. The
-doctor, he bowed toward him very cool and ceremonious, and says, mocking
-of him:
-
-"You reassure me, Mister--Mister--What is your name?" He said it in a
-way that would of made a saint mad.
-
-"My name ain't any difference," says Will, trying not to show he was
-nettled.
-
-"You are quite right," says the doctor, looking Will up and down from
-head to foot, very slow and insulting, "it's of no consequence in the
-world."
-
-Will, he flushed up, but he makes himself steady and cool, and he goes
-on with his little speech: "There is to be no lynching here to-night.
-There is to be a trial, and, if necessary, an execution."
-
-"Would it be asking too much," says the doctor very polite, "if I were
-to inquire who is to be tried, and before what court, and upon what
-charge?"
-
-There was a clearing of throats and a shuffling of feet fur a minute.
-One old deaf feller, with a red nose, who had his hand behind his ear
-and was leaning forward so as not to miss a breath of what any one said,
-ast his neighbour in a loud whisper, "How?" Then an undersized little
-feller, who wasn't a farmer by his clothes, got up and moved toward the
-platform. He had a bulging-out forehead, and thin lips, and a quick,
-nervous way about him:
-
-"You are to be tried," he says to the doctor, speaking in a kind of
-shrill sing-song that cut your nerves in that room full of bottled-up
-excitement like a locust on a hot day. "You are to be tried before this
-self-constituted court of Caucasian citizens--Anglo-Saxons, sir, every
-man of them, whose forbears were at Runnymede! The charge against you
-is stirring up the negroes of this community to the point of revolt.
-You are accused, sir, of representing yourself to them as some kind of
-a Moses. You are arraigned here for endangering the peace of the county
-and the supremacy of the Caucasian race by inspiring in the negroes the
-hope of equality."
-
-Old Daddy Withers had been setting back by the door. I seen him get
-up and slip out. It didn't look to me to be any place fur a gentle old
-poet. While that little feller was making that charge you could feel the
-air getting tingly, like it does before a rain storm.
-
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-
-Some fellers started to clap their hands like at a political rally and
-to say, "Go it, Billy!" "That's right, Harden!" Which I found out later
-Billy Harden was in the state legislature, and quite a speaker, and
-knowed it. Will, the chairman, he pounded down the applause, and then he
-says to the doctor, pointing to Billy Harden:
-
-"No man shall say of us that we did not give you a fair trial and a
-square deal. I'm goin' to appoint this gentleman as your counsel, and
-I'm goin' to give you a reasonable time to talk with him in private and
-prepare your case. He is the ablest lawyer in southwest Georgia and the
-brightest son of Watson County."
-
-The doctor looks kind of lazy and Bill Harden, and back agin at Will,
-the chairman, and smiles out of the corner of his mouth. Then he says,
-sort of taking in the rest of the crowd with his remark, like them two
-standing there paying each other compliments wasn't nothing but a joke:
-
-"I hope neither of you will take it too much to heart if I'm not
-impressed by your sense of justice--or your friend's ability."
-
-"Then," said Will, "I take it that you intend to act as your own
-counsel?"
-
-"You may take it," says the doctor, rousing of himself up, "you may take
-it--from me--that I refuse to recognize you and your crowd as a court of
-any kind; that I know nothing of the silly accusations against me;
-that I find no reason at all why I should take the trouble of making a
-defence before an armed mob that can only mean one of two things."
-
-"One of two things?" says Will.
-
-"Yes," says the doctor, very quiet, but raising his voice a little and
-looking him hard in the eyes. "You and your gang can mean only one of
-two things. Either a bad joke, or else--"
-
-And he stopped a second, leaning forward in his chair, with the look of
-half raising out of it, so as to bring out the word very decided--
-
-"_MURDER!_"
-
-The way he done it left that there word hanging in the room, so you
-could almost see it and almost feel it there, like it was a thing that
-had to be faced and looked at and took into account. They all felt it
-that-a-way, too; fur they wasn't a sound fur a minute. Then Will says:
-
-"We don't plan murder, and you'll find this ain't a joke. And since you
-refuse to accept counsel--"
-
-Jest then Buck Hightower interrupts him by yelling out, "I make a motion
-Billy Harden be prosecuting attorney, then. Let's hurry this thing
-along!" And several started to applaud, and call fur Billy Harden to
-prosecute. But Will, he pounded down the applause agin, and says:
-
-"I was about to suggest that Mr. Harden might be prevailed upon to
-accept that task."
-
-"Yes," says the doctor, very gentle and easy. "Quite so! I fancied
-myself that Mr. Harden came along with the idea of making a speech
-either for or against." And he grinned at Billy Harden in a way that
-seemed to make him wild, though he tried not to show it. Somehow the
-doctor seemed to be all keyed up, instead of scared, like a feller
-that's had jest enough to drink to give him a fighting edge.
-
-"Mr. Chairman," says Billy Harden, flushing up and stuttering jest a
-little, "I b-beg leave to d-d-decline."
-
-"What," says the doctor, sort of playing with Billy with his eyes and
-grin, and turning like to let the whole crowd in on the joke, "_decline_?
-The eminent gentleman declines! And he is going to sit down, too, with
-all that speech bottled up in him! O Demosthenes!" he says, "you have
-lost your pebble in front of all Greece."
-
-Several grinned at Billy Harden as he set down, and three or four
-laughed outright. I guess about half of them there knowed him fur a wind
-bag, and some wasn't sorry to see him joshed. But I seen what the doctor
-was trying to do. He knowed he was in an awful tight place, and he was
-feeling that crowd's pulse, so to speak. He had been talking to crowds
-fur twenty years, and he knowed the kind of sudden turns they will take,
-and how to take advantage of 'em. He was planning and figgering in his
-mind all the time jest what side to ketch 'em on, and how to split up
-the one, solid crowd-mind into different minds. But the little bit of
-a laugh he turned against Billy Harden was only on the surface, like a
-straw floating on a whirlpool. These men was here fur business.
-
-Buck Hightower jumps up and says:
-
-"Will, I'm getting tired of this court foolishness. The question is,
-Does this man come into this county and do what he has done and get out
-again? We know all about him. He sneaked in here and gave out he was
-here to turn the niggers white--that he was some kind of a new-fangled
-Jesus sent especially to niggers, which is blasphemy in itself--and
-he's got 'em stirred up. They're boilin' and festerin' with notions of
-equality till we're lucky if we don't have to lynch a dozen of 'em,
-like they did in Atlanta last summer, to get 'em back into their places
-again. Do we save ourselves more trouble by stringing him up as a
-warning to the negroes? Or do we invite trouble by turning him loose?
-Which? All it needs is a vote."
-
-And he set down agin. You could see he had made a hit with the boys.
-They was a kind of a growl rolled around the room. The feelings in that
-place was getting stronger and stronger. I was scared, but trying not to
-show it. My fingers kept feeling around in my pocket fur something that
-wasn't there. But my brain couldn't remember what my fingers was feeling
-fur. Then it come on me sudden it was a buckeye I picked up in the
-woods in Indiany one day, and I had lost it. I ain't superstitious about
-buckeyes or horse-shoes, but remembering I had lost it somehow made me
-feel worse. But Doctor Kirby had a good holt on himself; his face was
-a bit redder'n usual, and his eyes was sparkling, and he was both eager
-and watchful. When Buck Hightower sets down the chairman clears his
-throat like he is going to speak. But--
-
-"Just a moment," says Doctor Kirby, getting on his feet, and taking
-a step toward the chairman. And the way he stopped and stood made
-everybody look at him. Then he went on:
-
-"Once more," he says, "I call the attention of every man present to the
-fact that what the last speaker proposes is--"
-
-And then he let 'em have that word agin, full in their faces, to think
-about--
-
-"_Murder!_ Merely murder."
-
-He was bound they shouldn't get away from that word and what it stood
-fur. And every man there _did_ think, too, fur they was another little
-pause. And not one of 'em looked at another one fur a minute. Doctor
-Kirby leaned forward from the platform, running his eyes over the crowd,
-and jest natcherally shoved that word into the room so hard with his
-mind that every mind there had to take it in.
-
-But as he held 'em to it they come a bang from one of the windows. It
-broke the charm. Fur everybody jumped. I jumped myself. When the end
-of the world comes and the earth busts in the middle, it won't sound no
-louder than that bang did. It was a wooden shutter. The wind was rising
-outside, and it flew open and whacked agin' the building.
-
-Then a big, heavy-set man that hadn't spoke before riz up from one of
-the hind seats, like he had heard a dare to fight, and walked slowly
-down toward the front. He had a red face, which was considerable
-pock-marked, and very deep-set eyes, and a deep voice.
-
-"Since when," he says, taking up his stand a dozen feet or so in front
-of the doctor, "since when has any civilization refused to commit murder
-when murder was necessary for its protection?"
-
-One of the top glasses of that window was out, and with the shutter open
-they come a breeze through that fluttered some strips of dirty-coloured
-papers, fly-specked and dusty and spider-webbed, that hung on strings
-acrost the room, jest below the ceiling. I guess they had been left over
-from some Christmas doings.
-
-"My friend," said the pock-marked man to the doctor--and the funny thing
-about it was he didn't talk unfriendly when he said it--"the word you
-insist on is just a _word_, like any other word."
-
-They was a spider rousted out of his web by that disturbance among the
-strings and papers. He started down from above on jest one string of
-web, seemingly spinning part of it out of himself as he come, the way
-they do. I couldn't keep my eyes off'n him.
-
-"Murder," says the doctor, "is a thing."
-
-"It is a _word_," says the other man, "_For_ a thing. For a thing which
-sometimes seems necessary. Lynching, war, execution, murder--they are
-all words for different ways of wiping out human life. Killing sometimes
-seems wrong, and sometimes right. But right or wrong, and with one word
-or another tacked to it, it is _done_ when a community wants to get rid of
-something dangerous to it."
-
-That there spider was a squat, ugly-looking devil, hunched up on his
-string amongst all his crooked legs. The wind would come in little
-puffs, and swing him a little way toward the doctor's head, and then
-toward the pock-marked man's head, back and forth and back and forth,
-between them two as they spoke. It looked to me like he was listening to
-what they said and waiting fur something.
-
-"Murder," says the doctor, "is murder--illegal killing--and you can't
-make anything else out of it, or talk anything else into it."
-
-It come to me all to oncet that that ugly spider was swinging back and
-forth like the pendulum on a clock, and marking time. I wondered how
-much time they was left in the world.
-
-"It would be none the less a murder," said the pock-marked man, "if you
-were to be hanged after a trial in some county court. Society had been
-obliged to deny the privilege of committing murder to the individual and
-reserve it for the community. If our communal sense says you should die,
-the thing is neither better nor worse than if a sheriff hanged you."
-
-"I am not to be hanged by a sheriff," says the doctor, very cool and
-steady, "because I have committed no crime. I am not to be killed by you
-because you dare not, in spite of all you say, outrage the law to that
-extent."
-
-And they looked each other in the eyes so long and hard that every one
-else in the schoolhouse held their breath.
-
-"_Dare_ not?" says the pock-marked man. And he reached forward slow and
-took that spider in his hand, and crushed it there, and wiped his hand
-along his pants leg. "Dare not? _Yes, but we dare_. The only question for
-us men here is whether we dare to let you go free."
-
-"Your defence of lynching," says Doctor Kirby, "shows that you, at
-least, are a man who can think. Tell me what I am accused of?"
-
-And then the trial begun in earnest.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX
-
-
-The doctor acted as his own lawyer, and the pock-marked man, whose name
-was Grimes, as the lawyer agin us. You could see that crowd had made up
-its mind before-hand, and was only giving us what they called a trial
-to satisfy their own conscience. But the fight was betwixt Grimes and
-Doctor Kirby the hull way through.
-
-One witness was a feller that had been in the hotel at Cottonville the
-night we struck that place. We had drunk some of his licker.
-
-"This man admitted himself that he was here to turn the niggers white,"
-said the witness.
-
-Doctor Kirby had told 'em what kind of medicine he was selling. We both
-remembered it. We both had to admit it.
-
-The next witness was the feller that run the tavern at Bairdstown. He
-had with him, fur proof, a bottle of the stuff we had brought with us.
-He told how we had went away and left it there that very morning.
-
-Another witness told of seeing the doctor talking in the road to that
-there nigger bishop. Which any one could of seen it easy enough, fur
-they wasn't nothing secret about it. We had met him by accident. But you
-could see it made agin us.
-
-Another witness says he lives not fur from that Big Bethel church.
-He says he has noticed the niggers was worked up about something fur
-several days. They are keeping the cause of it secret. He went over to
-Big Bethel church the night before, he said, and he listened outside one
-of the windows to find out what kind of doctrine that crazy bishop was
-preaching to them. They was all so worked up, and the power was with
-'em so strong, and they was so excited they wouldn't of hearn an army
-marching by. He had hearn the bishop deliver a message to his flock from
-the Messiah. He had seen him go wild, afterward, and preach an equality
-sermon. That was the lying message the old bishop had took to 'em, and
-that Sam had told us about. But how was this feller to know it was a
-lie? He believed in it, and he told it in a straight-ahead way that
-would make any one see he was telling the truth as he thought it to be.
-
-Then they was six other witnesses. All had been in the gang that lynched
-the nigger that day. That nigger had confessed his crime before he was
-lynched. He had told how the niggers had been expecting of a Messiah fur
-several days, and how the doctor was him. He had died a-preaching and
-a-prophesying and thinking to the last minute maybe he was going to get
-took up in a chariot of fire.
-
-Things kept looking worse and worse fur us. They had the story as the
-niggers thought it to be. They thought the doctor had deliberately
-represented himself as such, instead of which the doctor had refused to
-be represented as that there Messiah. More than that, he had never
-sold a bottle of that medicine. He had flung the idea of selling it way
-behind him jest as soon as he seen what the situation really was in the
-black counties. He had even despised himself fur going into it. But the
-looks of things was all the other way.
-
-Then the doctor give his own testimony.
-
-"Gentlemen," he says, "it is true that I came down here to try out that
-stuff in the bottle there, and see if a market could be worked up
-for it. It is also true that, after I came here and discovered what
-conditions were, I decided not to sell the stuff. I didn't sell any.
-About this Messiah business I know very little more than you do. The
-situation was created, and I blundered into it. I sent the negroes word
-that I was not the person they expected. The bishop lied to them. That
-is my whole story."
-
-But they didn't believe him. Fur it was jest what he would of said if he
-had been guilty, as they thought him. And then Grimes gets up and says:
-
-"Gentlemen, I demand for this prisoner the penalty of death.
-
-"He has lent himself to a situation calculated to disturb in this county
-the peaceful domination of the black race by the white.
-
-"He is a Northern man. But that is not against him. If this were a case
-where leniency were possible, it should count for him, as indicating an
-ignorance of the gravity of conditions which confront us here, every day
-and all the time. If he were my own brother, I would still demand his
-death.
-
-"Lest he should think my attitude dictated by any lingering sectional
-prejudice, I may tell him what you all know--you people among whom I
-have lived for thirty years--that I am a Northern man myself.
-
-"The negro who was lynched to-day might never have committed the crime
-he did had not the wild, disturbing dream of equality been stirring in
-his brain. Every speech, every look, every action which encourages that
-idea is a crime. In this county, where the blacks outnumber us, we must
-either rule as masters or be submerged.
-
-"This man is still believed by the negroes to possess some miraculous
-power. He is therefore doubly dangerous. As a sharp warning to them
-he must die. His death will do more toward ending the trouble he has
-prepared than the death of a dozen negroes.
-
-"And as God is my witness, I speak and act not through passion, but from
-the dictates of conscience."
-
-He meant it, Grimes did. And when he set down they was a hush. And then
-Will, the chairman, begun to call the roll.
-
-I never been much of a person to have bad dreams or nightmares or things
-like that. But ever since that night in that schoolhouse, if I do have a
-nightmare, it takes the shape of that roll being called. Every word was
-like a spade grating and gritting in damp gravel when a grave is dug. It
-sounded so to me.
-
-"Samuel Palmour, how do you vote?" that chairman would say.
-
-Samuel Palmour, or whoever it was, would hist himself to his feet, and
-he would say something like this:
-
-"Death."
-
-He wouldn't say it joyous. He wouldn't say it mad. He would be pale when
-he said it, mebby--and mebby trembling. But he would say it like it was
-a duty he had to do, that couldn't be got out of. That there trial had
-lasted so long they wasn't hot blood left in nobody jest then--only cold
-blood, and determination and duty and principle.
-
-"Buck Hightower," says the chairman, "how do you vote?"
-
-"Death," says Buck; "death for the man. But say, can't we jest _lick_ the
-kid and turn him loose?"
-
-And so it went, up one side the room and down the other. Grimes had
-showed 'em all their duty. Not but what they had intended to do it
-before Grimes spoke. But he had put it in such a way they seen it was
-something with even _more_ principle to it than they had thought it was
-before.
-
-"Billy Harden," says the chairman, "how do you vote?" Billy was the last
-of the bunch. And most had voted fur death. Billy, he opened his mouth
-and he squared himself away to orate some. But jest as he done so, the
-door opened and Old Daddy Withers stepped in. He had been gone so long
-I had plumb forgot him. Right behind him was a tall, spare feller, with
-black eyes and straight iron-gray hair.
-
-"I vote," says Billy Harden, beginning of his speech, "I vote for death.
-The reason upon which I base--"
-
-But Doctor Kirby riz up and interrupted him.
-
-"You are going to kill me," he said. He was pale but he was quiet, and
-he spoke as calm and steady as he ever done in his life. "You are going
-to kill me like the crowd of sneaking cowards that you are. And you _are_
-such cowards that you've talked two hours about it, instead of doing it.
-And I'll tell you why you've talked so much: because no _one_ of you alone
-would dare to do it, and every man of you in the end wants to go away
-thinking that the other fellow had the biggest share in it. And no _one_
-of you will fire the gun or pull the rope--you'll do it _all together_, in
-a crowd, because each one will want to tell himself he only touched the
-rope, or that _his gun_ missed.
-
-"I know you, by God!" he shouted, flushing up into a passion--and it
-brought blood into their faces, too--"I know you right down to your
-roots, better than you know yourselves."
-
-He was losing hold of himself, and roaring like a bull and flinging out
-taunts that made 'em squirm. If he wanted the thing over quick, he
-was taking jest the way to warm 'em up to it. But I don't think he was
-figgering on anything then, or had any plan up his sleeve. He had made
-up his mind he was going to die, and he was so mad because he couldn't
-get in one good lick first that he was nigh crazy. I looked to see him
-lose all sense in a minute, and rush amongst them guns and end it in a
-whirl.
-
-But jest as I figgered he was on his tiptoes fur that, and was getting
-up my own sand, he throwed a look my way. And something sobered him. He
-stood there digging his finger nails into the palms of his hands fur a
-minute, to get himself back. And when he spoke he was sort of husky.
-
-"That boy there," he says. And then he stops and kind of chokes up. And
-in a minute he was begging fur me. He tells 'em I wasn't mixed up in
-nothing. He wouldn't of done it fur himself, but he begged fur me.
-Nobody had paid much attention to me from the first, except Buck
-Hightower had put in a good word fur me. But somehow the doctor had got
-the crowd listening to him agin, and they all looked at me. It got next
-to me. I seen by the way they was looking, and I felt it in the air,
-that they was going to let me off.
-
-But Doctor Kirby, he had always been my friend. It made me sore fur to
-see him thinking I wasn't with him. So I says:
-
-"You better can that line of talk. They don't get you without they get
-me, too. You orter know I ain't a quitter. You give me a pain."
-
-And the doctor and me stood and looked at each other fur a minute. He
-grinned at me, and all of a sudden we was neither one of us much giving
-a whoop, fur it had come to us both at oncet what awful good friends we
-was with each other.
-
-But jest then they come a slow, easy-going sort of a voice from the
-back part of the room. That feller that had come in along with Old Daddy
-Withers come sauntering down the middle aisle, fumbling in his coat
-pocket, and speaking as he come.
-
-"I've been hearing a great deal of talk about killing people in the last
-few minutes," he says.
-
-Everybody rubbered at him.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI
-
-
-There was something sort of careless in his voice, like he had jest
-dropped in to see a show, and it had come to him sudden that he would
-enjoy himself fur a minute or two taking part in it. But he wasn't going
-to get _too_ worked up about it, either, fur the show might end by making
-him tired, after all.
-
-As he come down the aisle fumbling in his coat, he stopped and begun to
-slap all his pockets. Then his face cleared, and he dived into a
-vest pocket. Everybody looked like they thought he was going to pull
-something important out of it. But he didn't. All he pulled out was jest
-one of these here little ordinary red books of cigarette papers. Then
-he dived fur some loose tobacco, and begun to roll one. I noticed his
-fingers was long and white and slim and quick. But not excited fingers;
-only the kind that seems to say as much as talking says.
-
-He licked his cigarette, and then he sauntered ahead, looking up. As
-he looked up the light fell full on his face fur the first time. He had
-high cheek bones and iron-gray hair which he wore rather long, and very
-black eyes. As he lifted his head and looked close at Doctor Kirby, a
-change went over both their faces. Doctor Kirby's mouth opened like he
-was going to speak. So did the other feller's. One side of his mouth
-twitched into something that was too surprised to be a grin, and one of
-his black eyebrows lifted itself up at the same time. But neither him
-nor Doctor Kirby spoke.
-
-He stuck his cigarette into his mouth and turned sideways from Doctor
-Kirby, like he hadn't noticed him pertic'ler. And he turns to the
-chairman.
-
-"Will," he says. And everybody listens. You could see they all knowed
-him, and that they all respected him too, by the way they was waiting
-to hear what he would say to Will. But they was all impatient and eager,
-too, and they wouldn't wait very long, although now they was hushing
-each other and leaning forward.
-
-"Will," he says, very polite and quiet, "can I trouble you for a match?"
-
-And everybody let go their breath. Some with a snort, like they knowed
-they was being trifled with, and it made 'em sore. His eyebrows goes up
-agin, like it was awful impolite in folks to snort that-away, and he is
-surprised to hear it. And Will, he digs fur a match and finds her and
-passes her over. He lights his cigarette, and he draws a good inhale,
-and he blows the smoke out like it done him a heap of good. He sees
-something so interesting in that little cloud of smoke that everybody
-else looks at it, too.
-
-"Do I understand," he says, "that some one is going to lynch some one,
-or something of that sort?"
-
-"That's about the size of it, colonel," says Will.
-
-"Um!" he says, "What for?"
-
-Then everybody starts to talk all at once, half of them jumping to their
-feet, and making a perfect hullabaloo of explanations you couldn't get
-no sense out of. In the midst of which the colonel takes a chair and
-sets down and crosses one leg over the other, swinging the loose foot
-and smiling very patient. Which Will remembers he is chairman of that
-meeting and pounds fur order.
-
-"Thank you, Will," says the colonel, like getting order was a personal
-favour to him. Then Billy Harden gets the floor, and squares away fur a
-longwinded speech telling why. But Buck Hightower jumps up impatient and
-says:
-
-"We've been through all that, Billy. That man there has been tried and
-found guilty, colonel, and there's only one thing to do--string him up."
-
-"Buck, _I_ wouldn't," says the colonel, very mild.
-
-But that there man Grimes gets up very sober and steady and says:
-
-"Colonel, you don't understand." And he tells him the hull thing as
-he believed it to be--why they has voted the doctor must die, the room
-warming up agin as he talks, and the colonel listening very interested.
-But you could see by the looks of him that colonel wouldn't never be
-interested so much in anything but himself, and his own way of doing
-things. In a way he was like a feller that enjoys having one part
-of himself stand aside and watch the play-actor game another part of
-himself is acting out.
-
-"Grimes," he says, when the pock-marked man finishes, "I wouldn't. I
-really wouldn't."
-
-"Colonel," says Grimes, showing his knowledge that they are all standing
-solid behind him, "_we will!_"
-
-"Ah," says the colonel, his eyebrows going up, and his face lighting
-up like he is really beginning to enjoy himself and is glad he come,
-"indeed!"
-
-"Yes," says Grimes, "_we will!_"
-
-"But not," says the colonel, "before we have talked the thing over a
-bit, I hope?"
-
-"There's been too much talk here now," yells Buck Hightower, "talk,
-talk, till, by God, I'm sick of it! Where's that _rope_?"
-
-"But, listen to him--listen to the colonel!" some one else sings
-out. And then they was another hullabaloo, some yelling "no!" And the
-colonel, very patient, rolls himself another smoke and lights it from
-the butt of the first one. But finally they quiets down enough so Will
-can put it to a vote. Which vote goes fur the colonel to speak.
-
-"Boys," he begins very quiet, "I wouldn't lynch this man. In the first
-place it will look bad in the newspapers, and--"
-
-"The newspapers be d---d!" says some one.
-
-"And in the second place," goes on the colonel, "it would be against the
-law, and--"
-
-"The law be d----d!" says Buck Hightower.
-
-"There's a higher law!" says Grimes.
-
-"Against the law," says the colonel, rising up and throwing away his
-cigarette, and getting interested.
-
-"I know how you feel about all this negro business. And I feel the same
-way. We all know that we must be the negros' masters. Grimes there found
-that out when he came South, and the idea pleased him so he hasn't been
-able to talk about anything else since. Grimes has turned into what the
-Northern newspapers think a typical Southerner is.
-
-"Boys, this thing of lynching gets to be a habit. There's been a negro
-lynched to-day. He's the third in this county in five years. They all
-needed killing. If the thing stopped there I wouldn't care so much. But
-the habit of illegal killing grows when it gets started.
-
-"It's grown on you. You're fixing to lynch your first white man now. If
-you do, you'll lynch another easier. You'll lynch one for murder and the
-next for stealing hogs and the next because he's unpopular and the next
-because he happens to dun you for a debt. And in five years life will
-be as cheap in Watson County as it is in a New York slum where they feed
-immigrants to the factories. You'll all be toting guns and grudges and
-trying to lynch each other.
-
-"The place to stop the thing is where it starts. You can't have it both
-ways--you've got to stand pat on the law, or else see the law spit on
-right and left, in the end, and _nobody_ safe. It's either law or--"
-
-"But," says Grimes, "there's a higher law than that on the statute
-books. There's--"
-
-"There's a lot of flub-dub," says the colonel, "about higher laws and
-unwritten laws. But we've got high enough law written if we live up to
-it. There's--"
-
-"Colonel Tom Buckner," says Buck Hightower, "what kind of law was it
-when you shot Ed Howard fifteen years ago? What--"
-
-"You're out of order," says the chairman, "Colonel Buckner has the
-floor. And I'll remind you, Buck Hightower, that, on the occasion you
-drag in, Colonel Buckner didn't do any talking about higher laws or
-unwritten laws. He sent word to the sheriff to come and get him if he
-dared."
-
-"Boys," says the colonel, "I'm preaching you higher doctrine than I've
-lived by, and I've made no claim to be better or more moral than any of
-you. I'm not. I'm in the same boat with all of you, and I tell you
-it's up to _all_ of us to stop lynchings in this county--to set our faces
-against it. I tell you--"
-
-"Is that all you've got to say to us, colonel?"
-
-The question come out of a group that had drawed nearer together
-whilst the colonel was talking. They was tired of listening to talk and
-arguments, and showed it.
-
-The colonel stopped speaking short when they flung that question at him.
-His face changed. He turned serious all over. And he let loose jest one
-word:
-
-"_No_!"
-
-Not very loud, but with a ring in it that sounded like danger. And he
-got 'em waiting agin, and hanging on his words.
-
-"No!" he repeats, louder, "not all. I have this to say to you--"
-
-And he paused agin, pointing one long white finger at the crowd--
-
-"_If you lynch this man you must kill me first!_"
-
-I couldn't get away from thinking, as he stood there making them take
-that in, that they was something like a play-actor about him. But he was
-in earnest, and he would play it to the end, fur he liked the feelings
-it made circulate through his frame. And they saw he was in earnest.
-
-"You'll lynch him, will you?" he says, a kind of passion getting into
-his voice fur the first time, and his eyes glittering. "You think you
-will? Well, you _won't_!
-
-"You won't because _I_ say _not_. Do you hear? I came here to-night to
-save him.
-
-"You might string _him_ up and not be called to account for it. But how
-about _me_?"
-
-He took a step forward, and, looking from face to face with a dare in
-his eyes, he went on:
-
-"Is there a man among you fool enough to think you could kill Tom
-Buckner and not pay for it?"
-
-He let 'em all think of that for jest another minute before he spoke
-agin. His face was as white as a piece of paper, and his nostrils was
-working, but everything else about him was quiet. He looked the master
-of them all as he stood there, Colonel Tom Buckner did--straight and
-splendid and keen. And they felt the danger in him, and they felt jest
-how fur he would go, now he was started.
-
-"You didn't want to listen to me a bit ago," he said. "Now you must.
-Listen and choose. You can't kill that man unless you kill me too.
-
-"_Try it, if you think you can!_"
-
-He reached over and took from the teacher's desk the sheet of paper Will
-had used to check off the name of each man and how he voted. He held it
-up in front of him and every man looked at it.
-
-"You know me," he says. "You know I do not break my word. And I promise
-you that unless you do kill me here tonight--yes, as God is my witness,
-I _threaten_ you--I will spend every dollar I own and every atom of
-influence I possess to bring each one of you to justice for that man's
-murder."
-
-They knowed, that crowd did, that killing a man like Colonel Buckner--a
-leader and a big man in that part of the state--was a different
-proposition from killing a stranger like Doctor Kirby. The sense of what
-it would mean to kill Colonel Buckner was sinking into 'em, and showing
-on their faces. And no one could look at him standing there, with his
-determination blazing out of him, and not understand that unless they
-did kill him as well as Doctor Kirby he'd do jest what he said.
-
-"I told you," he said, not raising his voice, but dropping it, and
-making it somehow come creeping nearer to every one by doing that, "I
-told you the first white man you lynched would lead to other lynchings.
-Let me show you what you're up against to-night.
-
-"Kill the man and the boy here, and you must kill me. Kill me, and you
-must kill Old Man Withers, too."
-
-Every one turned toward the door as he mentioned Old Man Withers. He had
-never been very far into the room.
-
-"Oh, he's gone," said Colonel Tom, as they turned toward the door, and
-then looked at each other. "Gone home. Gone home with the name of every
-man present. Don't you see you'd have to kill Old Man Withers too, if
-you killed me? And then, _his wife_! And then--how many more?
-
-"Do you see it widen--that pool of blood? Do you see it spread and
-spread?"
-
-He looked down at the floor, like he really seen it there. He had 'em
-going now. They showed it.
-
-"If you shed one drop," he went on, "you must shed more. Can't you see
-it--widening and deepening, widening and deepening, till you're wading
-knee deep in it--till it climbs to your waists--till it climbs to your
-throats and chokes you?"
-
-It was a horrible idea, the way he played that there pool of blood and
-he shuddered like he felt it climbing up himself. And they felt it. A
-few men can't kill a hull, dern county and get away with it. The way he
-put it that's what they was up against.
-
-"Now," says Colonel Tom, "what man among you wants to start it?"
-
-Nobody moved. He waited a minute. Still nobody moved. They all looked
-at him. It was awful plain jest where they would have to begin. It was
-awful plain jest what it would all end up in. And I guess when they
-looked at him standing there, so fine and straight and splendid, it jest
-seemed plumb unpossible to make a move. There was a spirit in him that
-couldn't be killed. Doctor Kirby said afterward that was what come of
-being real "quality," which was what Colonel Tom was--it was that in him
-that licked 'em. It was the best part of their own selves, and the best
-part of their own country, speaking out of him to them, that done it.
-Mebby so. Anyhow, after a minute more of that strain, a feller by the
-door picks up his gun out of the corner with a scrape, and hists it to
-his shoulder and walks out. And then Colonel Tom says to Will, with his
-eyebrow going up, and that one-sided grin coming onto his face agin:
-
-"Will, perhaps a motion to adjourn would be in order?"
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII
-
-
-So many different kinds of feeling had been chasing around inside of me
-that I had numb spots in my emotional ornaments and intellectual organs.
-The room cleared out of everybody but Doctor Kirby and Colonel Tom and
-me. But the sound of the crowd going into the road, and their footsteps
-dying away, and then after that their voices quitting, all made but very
-little sense to me. I could scarcely realize that the danger was over.
-
-I hadn't been paying much attention to Doctor Kirby while the colonel
-was making that grandstand play of his'n, and getting away with it.
-Doctor Kirby was setting in his chair with his head sort of sunk on his
-chest. I guess he was having a hard time himself to realize that all
-the danger was past. But mebby it wasn't that--he looked like he might
-really of forgot where he was fur a minute, and might be thinking of
-something that had happened a long time ago.
-
-The colonel was leaning up agin the teacher's desk, smoking and looking
-at Doctor Kirby. Doctor Kirby turns around toward the colonel.
-
-"You have saved my life," he says, getting up out of his chair, like
-he had a notion to step over and thank him fur it, but was somehow not
-quite sure how that would be took.
-
-The colonel looks at him silent fur a second, and then he says, without
-smiling:
-
-"Do you flatter yourself it was because I think it worth anything?"
-
-The doctor don't answer, and then the colonel says:
-
-"Has it occurred to you that I may have saved it because I want it?"
-
-"_Want_ it?"
-
-"Do you know of any one who has a better right to _take_ it than I have?
-Perhaps I saved it because it _belongs_ to me--do you suppose I want any
-one else to kill what I have the best right to kill?"
-
-"Tom," says Doctor Kirby, really puzzled, to judge from his actions, "I
-don't understand what makes you say you have the right to take my life."
-
-"Dave, where is my sister buried?" asts Colonel Tom.
-
-"Buried?" says Doctor Kirby. "My God, Tom, is she _dead_?"
-
-"I ask you," says Colonel Tom.
-
-"And I ask you," says Doctor Kirby.
-
-And they looked at each other, both wonderized, and trying to
-understand. And it busted on me all at oncet who them two men really
-was.
-
-I orter knowed it sooner. When the colonel was first called Colonel Tom
-Buckner it struck me I knowed the name, and knowed something about it.
-But things which was my own consarns was attracting my attention so hard
-I couldn't remember what it was I orter know about that name. Then I
-seen him and Doctor Kirby knowed each other when they got that first
-square look. That orter of put me on the track, that and a lot of other
-things that had happened before. But I didn't piece things together like
-I orter done.
-
-It wasn't until Colonel Tom Buckner called him "Dave" and ast him about
-his sister that I seen who Doctor Kirby must really be.
-
-_He was that there david armstrong!_
-
-And the brother of the girl he had run off with had jest saved his life.
-By the way he was talking, he had saved it simply because he thought he
-had the first call on what to do with it.
-
-"Where is she?" asts Colonel Tom.
-
-"I ask you," says Doctor Kirby--or David Armstrong--agin.
-
-Well, I thinks to myself, here is where Daniel puts one acrost the
-plate. And I breaks in:
-
-"You both got another guess coming," I says. "She ain't buried
-anywheres. She ain't even dead. She's living in a little town in Indiany
-called Athens--or she was about eighteen months ago."
-
-They both looks at me like they thinks I am crazy.
-
-"What do you know about it?" says Doctor Kirby.
-
-"Are you David Armstrong?" says I.
-
-"Yes," says he.
-
-"Well," I says, "you spent four or five days within a stone's throw of
-her a year ago last summer, and she knowed it was you and hid herself
-away from you."
-
-Then I tells them about how I first happened to hear of David Armstrong,
-and all I had hearn from Martha. And how I had stayed at the Davises
-in Tennessee and got some more of the same story from George, the old
-nigger there.
-
-"But, Danny," says the doctor, "why didn't you tell me all this?"
-
-I was jest going to say that not knowing he was that there David
-Armstrong I didn't think it any of his business, when Colonel Tom, he
-says to Doctor Kirby--I mean to David Armstrong:
-
-"Why should you be concerned as to her whereabouts? You ruined her life
-and then deserted her."
-
-Doctor Kirby--I mean David Armstrong--stands there with the blood going
-up his face into his forehead slow and red.
-
-"Tom," he says, "you and I seem to be working at cross purposes. Maybe
-it would help some if you would tell me just how badly you think I
-treated Lucy."
-
-"You ruined her life, and then deserted her," says Colonel Tom agin,
-looking at him hard.
-
-"I _didn't_ desert her," said Doctor Kirby. "She got disgusted and left
-_me_. Left me without a chance to explain myself. As far as ruining her
-life is concerned, I suppose that when I married her--"
-
-"Married her!" cries out the colonel. And David Armstrong stares at him
-with his mouth open.
-
-"My God! Tom," he says, "did you think--?"
-
-And they both come to another standstill. And then they talked some more
-and only got more mixed up than ever. Fur the doctor thinks she has left
-him, and Colonel Tom thinks he has left her.
-
-"Tom," says the doctor, "suppose you let me tell my story, and you'll
-see why Lucy left me."
-
-Him and Colonel Tom had been chums together when they went through
-Princeton, it seems--I picked that up from the talk and some of his
-story I learned afterward. He had come from Ohio in the beginning, and
-his dad had had considerable money. Which he had enjoyed spending of it,
-and when he was a young feller never liked to work at nothing else. It
-suited him. Colonel Tom, he was considerable like him in that way. So
-they was good pals when they was to that school together. They both quit
-about the same time. A couple of years after that, when they was
-both about twenty-five or six years old, they run acrost each other
-accidental in New York one autumn.
-
-The doctor, he was there figgering on going to work at something or
-other, but they was so many things to do he was finding it hard to make
-a choice. His father was dead by that time, and looking fur a job in
-New York, the way he had been doing it, was awful expensive, and he was
-running short of money. His father had let him spend so much whilst
-he was alive he was very disappointed to find out he couldn't keep on
-forever looking fur work that-a-way.
-
-So Colonel Tom says why not come down home into Tennessee with him fur
-a while, and they will both try and figger out what he orter go to work
-at. It was the fall of the year, and they was purty good hunting around
-there where Colonel Tom lived, and Dave hadn't never been South any, and
-so he goes. He figgers he better take a good, long vacation, anyhow. Fur
-if he goes to work that winter or the next spring, and ties up with some
-job that keeps him in an office, there may be months and months pass by
-before he has another chance at a vacation. That is the worst part of a
-job--I found that out myself--you never can tell when you are going to
-get shut of it, once you are fool enough to start in.
-
-In Tennessee he had met Miss Lucy. Which her wedding to Prent McMakin
-was billed fur to come off about the first of November, jest a month
-away.
-
-"I don't know whether I ever told you or not," says the doctor, "but I
-was engaged to be married myself, Tom, when I went down to your place.
-That was what started all the trouble.
-
-"You know engagements are like vaccination--sometimes they take, and
-sometimes they don't. Of course, I had thought at one time I was in love
-with this girl I was engaged to. When I found out I wasn't, I should
-have told her so right away. But I didn't. I thought that she would
-get tired of me after a while and turn me loose. I gave her plenty of
-chances to turn me loose. I wanted her to break the engagement instead
-of me. But she wouldn't take the hints. She hung on like an Ohio Grand
-Army veteran to a country post-office. About half the time I didn't read
-her letters, and about nineteen twentieths of the time I didn't answer
-them. They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. But it isn't
-so--it makes them all the fonder of you. I got into the habit of
-thinking that while Emma might be engaged to me, I wasn't engaged to
-Emma. Not but what Emma was a nice girl, you know, but--
-
-"Well, I met Lucy. We fell in love with each other. It just happened.
-I kept intending to write to the other girl and tell her plainly that
-everything was off. But I kept postponing it. It seemed like a deuce of
-a hard job to tackle.
-
-"But, finally, I did write her. That was the very day Lucy promised to
-throw Prent McMakin over and marry me. You know how determined all your
-people were that Lucy should marry McMakin, Tom. They had brought her up
-with the idea that she was going to, and, of course, she was bored with
-him for that reason.
-
-"We decided the best plan would be to slip away quietly and get married.
-We knew it would raise a row. But there was bound to be a row anyhow
-when they found she intended to marry me instead of McMakin. So we
-figured we might just as well be away from there.
-
-"We left your place early on the morning of October 31, 1888--do you
-remember the date, Tom? We took the train for Clarksville, Tennessee,
-and got there about two o'clock that afternoon. I suppose you have been
-in that interesting centre of the tobacco industry. If you have you may
-remember that the courthouse of Montgomery County is right across the
-street from the best hotel. I got a license and a preacher without any
-trouble, and we were married in the hotel parlour that afternoon. One of
-the hotel clerks and the county clerk himself were the witnesses.
-
-"We went to Cincinnati and from there to Chicago. There we got rooms out
-on the South Side--Hyde Park, they called it. And I got me a job. I had
-some money left, but not enough to buy kohinoors and race-horses with.
-Beside, I really wanted to get to work--wanted it for the first time
-in my life. You remember young Clayton in our class? He and some other
-enterprising citizens had a building and loan association. Such things
-are no doubt immoral, but I went to work for him.
-
-"We had been in Chicago a week when Lucy wrote home what she had done,
-and begged forgiveness for being so abrupt about it. At least, I suppose
-that is what she wrote. It was--"
-
-"I remember exactly what she wrote," says Colonel Tom.
-
-"I never knew exactly," says the doctor. "The same mail that brought
-word from you that your grandfather had had some sort of a stroke, as a
-consequence of our elopement, brought also two letters from Emma. They
-had been forwarded from New York to Tennessee, and you had forwarded
-them to Chicago.
-
-"Those letters began the trouble. You see, I hadn't told Emma when I
-wrote breaking off the engagement that I was going to get married the
-next day. And Emma hadn't received my letter, or else had made up her
-mind to ignore it. Anyhow, those letters were regular love-letters.
-
-"I hadn't really read one of Emma's letters for months. But somehow
-I couldn't help reading these. I had forgotten what a gift for the
-expression of sentiment Emma had. She fairly revelled in it, Tom. Those
-letters were simply writhing with clinging female adjectives. They
-_squirmed_ with affection.
-
-"You may remember that Lucy was a rather jealous sort of a person.
-Right in the midst of her alarm and grief and self-reproach over her
-grandfather, and in the midst of my efforts to comfort her, she spied
-the feminine handwriting on those two letters. I had glanced through
-them hurriedly, and laid them on the table.
-
-"Tom, I was in bad. The dates on them, you know, were so _recent_. I
-didn't want Lucy to read them. But I didn't dare to _act_ as if I didn't
-want her to. So I handed them over.
-
-"I suppose--to a bride who had only been married a little more than a
-week--and who had hurt her grandfather nearly to death in the marrying,
-those letters must have sounded rather odd. I tried to explain. But
-all my explanations only seemed to make the case worse for me. Lucy was
-furiously jealous. We really had a devil of a row before we were through
-with it. I tried to tell her that I loved no one but her. She pointed
-out that I must have said much the same sort of thing to Emma. She said
-she was almost as sorry for Emma as she was for herself. When Lucy
-got through with me, Tom, I looked like thirty cents and felt like
-twenty-five of that was plugged.
-
-"I didn't have sense enough to know that it was most of it grief over
-her grandfather, and nerves and hysteria, and the fact that she was
-only eighteen years old and lonely, and that being a bride had a certain
-amount to do with it. She had told me that I was a beast, and made me
-feel like one; and I took the whole thing hard and believed her. I made
-a fine, five-act tragedy out of a jealous fit I might have softened into
-comedy if I had had the wit.
-
-"I wasn't so very old myself, and I hadn't ever been married before. I
-should have kept my mouth shut until it was all over, and then when she
-began to cry I should have coaxed her up and made her feel like I was
-the only solid thing to hang on to in the whole world.
-
-"But the bottom had dropped out of the universe for me. She had said she
-hated me. I was fool enough to believe her. I went downtown and began
-to drink. I come home late that night. The poor girl had been waiting up
-for me--waiting for hours, and becoming more and more frightened when I
-didn't show up. She was over her jealous fit, I suppose. If I had come
-home in good shape, or in anything like it, we would have made up then
-and there. But my condition stopped all that. I wasn't so drunk but that
-I saw her face change when she let me in. She was disgusted.
-
-"In the morning I was sick and feverish. I was more than disgusted with
-myself. I was in despair. If she had hated me before--and she had said
-she did--what must she do now? It seemed to me that I had sunk so far
-beneath her that it would take years to get back. It didn't seem worth
-while making any plea for myself. You see, I was young and had serious
-streaks all through me. So when she told me that she had written home
-again, and was going back--was going to leave me, I didn't see that
-it was only a bluff. I didn't see that she was really only waiting to
-forgive me, if I gave her a chance. I started downtown to the building
-and loan office, wondering when she would leave, and if there was
-anything I could do to make her change her mind. I must repeat again
-that I was a fool--that I needed only to speak one word, had I but known
-it.
-
-"If I had gone straight to work, everything might have come around all
-right even then. But I didn't. I had that what's-the-use feeling. And I
-stopped in at the Palmer House bar to get something to sort of pull me
-together.
-
-"While I was there, who should come up to the bar and order a drink but
-Prent McMakin."
-
-"Yes!" says Colonel Tom, as near excited as he ever got.
-
-"Yes," says Armstrong, "nobody else. We saw each other in the mirror
-behind the bar. I don't know whether you ever noticed it or not, Tom,
-but McMakin's eyes had a way of looking almost like cross-eyes when he
-was startled or excited. They were a good deal too near together at any
-time. He gave me such a look when our eyes met in the mirror that, for
-an instant, I thought that he intended to do me some mischief--shoot me,
-you know, for taking his bride-to-be away from him, or some fool thing
-like that. But as we turned toward each other I saw he had no intention
-of that sort."
-
-"Hadn't he?" says Colonel Tom, mighty interested.
-
-"No," says the doctor, looking at Colonel Tom very puzzled, "did you
-think he had?"
-
-"Yes, I did," says the colonel, right thoughtful.
-
-"On the contrary," says Armstrong, "we had a drink together. And he
-congratulated me. Made me quite a little speech, in fact; one of the
-flowery kind, you know, Tom, and said that he bore me no rancour, and
-all that."
-
-"The deuce he did!" says Colonel Tom, very low, like he was talking to
-himself. "And then what?"
-
-"Then," says the doctor, "then--let me see--it's all a long time ago,
-you know, and McMakin's part in the whole thing isn't really important."
-
-"I'm not so sure it isn't important," says the colonel, "but go on."
-
-"Then," says Armstrong, "we had another drink together. In fact, a
-lot of them. We got awfully friendly. And like a fool I told him of my
-quarrel with Lucy."
-
-"_Like_ a fool," says Colonel Tom, nodding his head. "Go on."
-
-"There isn't much more to tell," says the doctor, "except that I made
-a worse idiot of myself yet, and left McMakin about two o'clock in the
-afternoon, as near as I can recollect. Somewhere about ten o'clock that
-night I went home. Lucy was gone. I haven't seen her since."
-
-"Dave," says Colonel Tom, "did McMakin happen to mention to you, that
-day, just why he was in Chicago?"
-
-"I suppose so," says the doctor. "I don't know. Maybe not. That was
-twenty years ago. Why?"
-
-"Because," says Colonel Tom, very grim and quiet, "because your first
-thought as to his intention when he met you in the bar was _my_ idea
-also. I thought he went to Chicago to settle with you. You see, I got to
-Chicago that same afternoon."
-
-"The same day?"
-
-"Yes. We were to have come together. But I missed the train, and he got
-there a day ahead of me. He was waiting at the hotel for me to join him,
-and then we were going to look you up together. He found you first and I
-never did find you."
-
-"But I don't exactly understand," says the doctor. "You say he had the
-idea of shooting me."
-
-"I don't understand everything myself," says Colonel Tom. "But I do
-understand that Prent McMakin must have played some sort of a two-faced
-game. He never said a word to me about having seen you.
-
-"Listen," he goes on. "When you and Lucy ran away it nearly killed our
-grandfather. In fact, it finally did kill him. When we got Lucy's letter
-that told you were in Chicago I went up to bring her back home. We
-didn't know what we were going to do, McMakin and I, but we were both
-agreed that you needed killing. And he swore that he would marry Lucy
-anyhow, even--"
-
-"_Marry her!_" sings out the doctor, "but we _were_ married."
-
-"Dave," Colonel Tom says very slow and steady, "you keep _saying_ you were
-married. But it's strange--it's right _strange_ about that marriage."
-
-And he looked at the doctor hard and close, like he would drag the truth
-out of him, and the doctor met his look free and open. You would of
-thought Colonel Tom was saying with his look: "You _must_ tell me the
-truth." And the doctor with his was answering: "I _have_ told you the
-truth."
-
-"But, Tom," says the doctor, "that letter she wrote you from Chicago
-must--"
-
-"Do you know what Lucy wrote?" interrupts Colonel Tom. "I remember
-exactly. It was simply: '_Forgive me. I loved him so. I am happy. I know
-it is wrong, but I love him so you must forgive me_.'"
-
-"But couldn't you tell from _that_ we were married?" cries out the doctor.
-
-"She didn't mention it," says Colonel Tom.
-
-"She supposed that her own family had enough faith in her to take it for
-granted," says the doctor, very scornful, his face getting red.
-
-"But wait, Dave," says Colonel Tom, quiet and cool. "Don't bluster with
-me. There are still a lot of things to be explained. And that marriage
-is one of them.
-
-"To go back a bit. You say you got to the house somewhere around ten
-o'clock that evening and found Lucy gone. Do you remember the day of the
-month?"
-
-"It was November 14, 1888."
-
-"Exactly," says Colonel Tom. "I got to Chicago at six o'clock of that
-very day. And I went at once to the address in Lucy's letter. I got
-there between seven and eight o'clock. She was gone. My thought was that
-you must have got wind of my coming and persuaded her to leave with you
-in order to avoid me--although I didn't see how you could know when I
-would get there, either, when I thought it over."
-
-"And you have never seen her since," says Armstrong, pondering.
-
-"I _have_ seen her since," says Colonel Tom, "and that is one thing that
-makes me say your story needs further explanation."
-
-"But where--when--did you see her?" asts the doctor, mighty excited.
-
-"I am coming to that. I went back home again. And in July of the next
-year I heard from her."
-
-"Heard from her?"
-
-"By letter. She was in Galesburg, Illinois, if you know where that is.
-She was living there alone. And she was almost destitute. I wrote her to
-come home. She would not. But she had to live. I got rid of some of our
-property in Tennessee, and took enough cash up there with me to fix her,
-in a decent sort of way, for the rest of her life, and put it in the
-bank. I was with her there for ten days; then I went back home to get
-Aunt Lucy Davis to help me in another effort to persuade her to return.
-But when I got back North with Aunt Lucy she had gone."
-
-"Gone?"
-
-"Yes, and when we returned without her to Tennessee there was a letter
-telling us not to try to find her. We thought--I thought--that she might
-have taken up with you once again."
-
-"But, my God! Tom," the doctor busts out, "you were with her ten days
-there in Galesburg! Didn't she tell you then--couldn't you tell from the
-way she acted--that she had married me?"
-
-"That's the odd thing, Dave," says the colonel, very slow and
-thoughtful. "That's what is so very strange about it all. I merely
-assumed by my attitude that you were not married, and she let me assume
-it without a protest."
-
-"But did you ask her?"
-
-"Ask her? No. Can't you see that there was no reason why I should ask
-her? I was sure. And being sure of it, naturally I didn't talk about it
-to her. You can understand that I wouldn't, can't you? In fact, I never
-mentioned you to her. She never mentioned you to me."
-
-"You must have mistaken her, Tom."
-
-"I don't think it's possible, Dave," said the colonel. "You can mistake
-words and explanations a good deal easier than you can mistake an
-atmosphere. No, Dave, I tell you that there's something odd about
-it--married or not, Lucy didn't _believe_ herself married the last time I
-saw her."
-
-"But she _must_ have known," says the doctor, as much to himself as to the
-colonel. "She _must_ have known." Any one could of told by the way he said
-it that he wasn't lying. I could see that Colonel Tom believed in him,
-too. They was both sicking their intellects onto the job of figgering
-out how it was Lucy didn't know. Finally the doctor says very
-thoughtful:
-
-"Whatever became of Prentiss McMakin, Tom?"
-
-"Dead," says Colonel Tom, "quite a while ago."
-
-"H-m," says the doctor, still thinking hard. And then looks at Colonel
-Tom like they was an idea in his head. Which he don't speak her out. But
-Colonel Tom seems to understand.
-
-"Yes," he says, nodding his head. "I think you are on the right track
-now. Yes--I shouldn't wonder."
-
-Well, they puts this and that together, and they agrees that whatever
-happened to make things hard to explain must of happened on that day
-that Prentiss McMakin met the doctor in the bar-room, and didn't shoot
-him, as he had made his brags he would. Must of happened between the
-time that afternoon when Prentiss McMakin left the doctor and the time
-Colonel Tom went out to see his sister and found she had went. Must of
-happened somehow through Prent McMakin.
-
-We goes home with Colonel Tom that night. And the next day all three of
-us is on our way to Athens, Indiany, where I had seen Miss Lucy at.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII
-
-
-Fur my part, as the train kept getting further and further north, my
-feelings kept getting more and more mixed. It come to me that I might be
-steering straight fur a bunch of trouble. The feeling that sadness and
-melancholy and seriousness was laying ahead of me kept me from really
-enjoying them dollar-apiece meals on the train. It was Martha that done
-it. All this past and gone love story I had been hearing about reminded
-me of Martha. And I was steering straight toward her, and no way out of
-it. How did I know but what that there girl might be expecting fur to
-marry me, or something like that? Not but what I was awful in love with
-her whilst we was together. But it hadn't really set in on me very
-deep. I hadn't forgot about her right away. But purty soon I had got to
-forgetting her oftener than I remembered her. And now it wasn't no use
-talking--I jest wasn't in love with Martha no more, and didn't have
-no ambition to be. I had went around the country a good bit, and got
-intrusted in other things, and saw several other girls I liked purty
-well. Keeping steady in love with jest one girl is mighty hard if you
-are moving around a good bit.
-
-But I was considerable worried about Martha. She was an awful romanceful
-kind of girl. And even the most sensible kind is said to be fools about
-getting their hearts broke and pining away and dying over a feller. I
-would hate to think Martha had pined herself sick.
-
-I couldn't shut my eyes to the fact we was engaged to each other legal,
-all right. And if she wanted to act mean about it and take it to a court
-it would likely be binding on me. Then I says to myself is she is mean
-enough to do that I'll be derned if I don't go to jail before I marry
-her, and stay there.
-
-And then my conscience got to working inside of me agin. And a picture
-of her getting thin and not eating her vittles regular and waiting and
-waiting fur me to show up, and me never doing it, come to me. And I felt
-sorry fur poor Martha, and thought mebby I would marry her jest to keep
-her from dying. Fur you would feel purty tough if a girl was to get so
-stuck on you it killed her. Not that I ever seen that really happen,
-either; but first and last there has been considerable talk about it.
-
-It wasn't but what I liked Martha well enough. It was the idea of
-getting married, and staying married, made me feel so anxious. Being
-married may work out all right fur some folks. But I knowed it never
-would work any with me. Or not fur long. Because why should I want to be
-tied down to one place, or have a steady job? That would be a mean way
-to live.
-
-Of course, with a person that was the doctor's age it would be
-different. He had done his running around and would be willing to settle
-down now, I guessed. That is, if he could get his differences with this
-here Buckner family patched up satisfactory. I wondered whether he would
-be able to or not. Him and Colonel Tom were talking constant on the
-train all the way up. From the little stretches of their talk I couldn't
-help hearing, I guessed each one was telling the other all that had
-happened to him in the time that had passed by. Colonel Tom what kind
-of a life he had lived, and how he had married and his wife had died and
-left him a widower without any kids. And the doctor--it was always
-hard fur me to get to calling him anything but Doctor Kirby--how he had
-happened to start out with a good chancet in life and turn into jest a
-travelling fakir.
-
-Well, I thinks to myself now that he has got to be that, mebby her and
-him won't suit so well now, even if they does get their differences
-patched up. Fur all the forgiving in the world ain't going to change
-things, or make them no different. But, so long as the doctor appeared
-to want to find her so derned bad, I was awful glad I had been the means
-of getting him and Miss Lucy together. He had done a lot fur me, first
-and last, the doctor had, and I felt like it helped pay him a little.
-Though if they was to settle down like married folks I would feel like a
-good old sport was spoiled in the doctor, too.
-
-We had to change cars at Indianapolis to get to that there little town.
-We was due to reach it about two o'clock in the afternoon. And the
-nearer we got to the place the nervouser and nervouser all three of us
-become. And not owning we was. The last hour before we hit the place, I
-took a drink of water every three minutes, I was so nervous. And when
-we come into the town I was already standing out onto the platform. I
-wouldn't of been surprised to find Martha and Miss Lucy down there to
-the station. But, of course, they wasn't. Fur some reason I felt glad
-they wasn't.
-
-"Now," I says to them two, as we got off the train, "foller me and I
-will show you the house."
-
-Everybody rubbers at strangers in a country town, and wonders why they
-have come, and what they is selling, and if they are mebby going to
-start a new grain elevator, or buy land, or what. The usual ones around
-the depot rubbered at us, and I hearn one geezer say to another:
-
-"See that big feller there? He was through here a year or two ago
-selling patent medicine."
-
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-
-"You don't say so!" says the other one, like it was something important,
-like a president or a circus had come, and his eyes a-bugging out. And
-the doctor hearn them, too. Fur some reason or other he flushed up and
-cut a look out of the corner of his eye at Colonel Tom.
-
-We went right through the main street and out toward the edge of town,
-by the crick, where Miss Lucy's house was. And, if anything, all of us
-feeling nervouser yet. And saying nothing and not looking at each other.
-And Colonel Tom rolling cigarettes and fumbling fur matches and lighting
-them and slinging them away. Fur how does anybody know how women is
-going to take even the most ordinary little things?
-
-I knowed the way well enough, and where the house was, but as we went
-around the turn in the road I run acrost a surprised feeling. I come
-onto the place where our campfire had been them nights we was there.
-Looey had drug an old fence post onto the fire one night, and the post
-had only burned half up. The butt end of it, all charred and flaked,
-was still laying in the grass and weeds there. It hit me with a queer
-feeling--like it was only yesterday that fire had been lit there. And
-yet I knowed it had been a year and a half ago.
-
-Well, it has always been my luck to run into things without the right
-kind of a lie fixed up ahead of time. They was three or four purty good
-stories I had been trying over in my head to tell Martha when I seen
-her. Any one of them stories might of done all right; but I hadn't
-decided _which_ one to use. And, of course, I run plumb into Martha. She
-was standing by the gate, which was about twenty yards from the veranda.
-And all four lies popped into my head at oncet, and got so mixed up
-with one another there, I seen right off it was useless to try to tell
-anything that sounded straight. Besides, when you are in the fix I was
-in, what can you tell a girl anyhow?
-
-So I jest says to her:
-
-"Hullo!"
-
-Martha, she had been fussing around some flower bushes with a pair of
-shears and gloves on. She looks up when I says that, and she sizes us
-all up standing by the gate, and her eyes pops open, and so does her
-mouth, and she is so surprised to see me she drops her shears.
-
-And she looks scared, too.
-
-"Is Miss Buckner at home?" asts Colonel Tom, lifting his hat very
-polite.
-
-"Miss B-B-Buckner?" Martha stutters, very scared-like, and not taking
-her eyes off of me to answer him.
-
-"Miss Hampton, Martha," I says.
-
-"Y-y-y-es, s-sh-she is," says Martha. I wondered what was the matter
-with her.
-
-It is always my luck to get left all alone with my troubles. The doctor
-and the colonel, they walked right past us when she said yes, and up
-toward the house, and left her and me standing there. I could of went
-along and butted in, mebby. But I says to myself I will have the derned
-thing out here and now, and know the worst. And I was so interested in
-my trouble and Martha that I didn't even notice if Miss Lucy met 'em at
-the door, and if so, how she acted. When I next looked up they was all
-in the house.
-
-"Martha--" I begins. But she breaks in.
-
-"Danny," she says, looking like she is going to cry, "don't l-l-look at
-me l-l-like that. If you knew _all_ you wouldn't blame me. You--"
-
-"Wouldn't blame you fur what?" I asts her.
-
-"I know it's wrong of me," she says, begging-like.
-
-"Mebby it is and mebby it ain't," I says. "But what is it?"
-
-"But you never wrote to me," she says.
-
-"You never wrote to me," I says, not wanting her to get the best of me,
-whatever it was she might be talking about.
-
-"And then _he_ came to town!--"
-
-"Who?" I asts her.
-
-"Don't you know?" she says. "The man I am going to marry."
-
-When she said that I felt, all of a sudden, like when you are broke and
-hungry and run acrost a half dollar you had forgot about in your other
-pants. I was so glad I jumped.
-
-"Great guns!" I says.
-
-I had never really knowed what being glad was before.
-
-"Oh, Danny, Danny," she says, putting her hands in front of her face,
-"and here you have come to claim me for your bride!"
-
-Which showed me why she had looked so scared. That there girl had went
-and got engaged to another feller. And had been laying awake nights
-suffering fur fear I would turn up agin. And now I had. Looey, he always
-said never to trust a woman!
-
-"Martha," I says, "you ain't acted right with me."
-
-"Oh, Danny, Danny," she says, "I know it! I know it!"
-
-"Some fellers in my place," I says, "would raise a dickens of a row."
-
-"I _did_ love you once," she says, looking at me from between her fingers.
-
-"Yes," says I, acting real melancholy, "you did. And now you've quit it,
-they don't seem to me to be nothing left to live fur." Martha, she was
-an awful romanceful girl. I got the notion that mebby she was enjoying
-her own remorsefulness a little bit. I fetched a deep sigh and I says:
-
-"Some fellers would kill theirselves on the spot!"
-
-"Oh!--Oh!--Oh!--" says Martha.
-
-"But, Martha," says I, "I ain't that mean. I ain't going to do that."
-
-That dern girl ackshellay give me a disappointed look! If anything, she
-was jest a bit _too_ romanceful, Martha was.
-
-"No," says I, cheering up a little, "I am going to do something they
-ain't many fellers would do, Martha. I'm going to forgive you. Free and
-fair and open. And give you back my half of that ring, and--"
-
-Dern it! I had forgot I had lost that half of that there ring! I
-remembered so quick it stopped me.
-
-"You always kept it, Danny?" she asts me, very soft-spoken, so as not to
-give pain to one so faithful and so noble as what I was. "Let me see it,
-Danny."
-
-I made like I was feeling through all my pockets fur it. But that
-couldn't last forever. I run out of pockets purty soon. And her face
-begun to show she was smelling a rat. Finally I says:
-
-"These ain't my other clothes--it must be in them."
-
-"Danny," she says, "I believe you _lost_ it."
-
-"Martha," I says, taking a chancet, "you know you lost _your_ half!"
-
-She owns up she has lost it a long while ago. And when she lost it, she
-says, she knowed that was fate and that our love was omened in under an
-evil star. And who was she, she says, to struggle agin fate?
-
-"Martha," I says, "I'll be honest with you. Fate got away with my
-half too one day when I didn't know they was crooks like her sticking
-around."
-
-Well, I seen that girl seen through me then. Martha was awful smart
-sometimes. And each one was so derned tickled the other one wasn't going
-to do any pining away we like to of fell into love all over agin. But
-not quite. Fur neither one would ever trust the other one agin. So we
-felt more comfortable with each other. You ain't never comfortable with
-a person you know is more honest than you be.
-
-"But," says Martha, after a minute, "if you didn't come back to make me
-marry you, what does Doctor Kirby want to see Miss Hampton about? And
-who was that with him?"
-
-I had been nigh to forgetting the main thing we had all come here fur,
-in my gladness at getting rid of any danger of marrying Martha. But it
-come to me all to oncet I had been missing a lot that must be taking
-place inside that house. I had even missed the way they first looked
-when she met 'em at the door, and I wouldn't of missed that fur a lot.
-And I seen all to oncet what a big piece of news it will be to Martha.
-
-"Martha," I says, "they ain't no Dr. Hartley L. Kirby. The man known as
-such is David Armstrong!"
-
-I never seen any one so peetrified as Martha was fur a minute.
-
-"Yes," says I, "and the other one is Miss Lucy's brother. And they
-are all three in there straightening themselves out and finding where
-everybody gets off at, and why. One of these here serious times you read
-about. And you and me are missing it all, like a couple of gumps. How
-can we hear?"
-
-Martha says she don't know.
-
-"You _think_," I told her. "We've wasted five good minutes already. I've
-_got_ to hear the rest of it. Where would they be?"
-
-Martha guesses they will all be in the sitting room, which has got the
-best chairs in it.
-
-"What is next to it? A back parlour, or a bedroom, or what?" I was
-thinking of how I happened to overhear Perfessor Booth and his fambly
-that-a-way.
-
-Martha says they is nothing like that to be tried.
-
-"Martha," I says, "this is serious. This here story they are thrashing
-out in there is the only derned sure-enough romanceful story either
-you or me is ever lible to run up against personal in all our lives. It
-would of been a good deal nicer if they had ast us in to see the wind-up
-of it. Fur, if it hadn't of been fur me, they never would of been
-reunited and rejuvenated the way they be. But some people get stingy
-streaks with their concerns. You think!"
-
-Martha, she says: "Danny, it wouldn't be honourable to listen."
-
-"Martha," I tells her, "after the way you and me went and jilted each
-other, what kind of senses of honour have _we_ got to brag about?"
-
-She remembers that the spare bedroom is right over the sitting room.
-The house is heated with stoves in the winter time. There is a register
-right through the floor of the spare bedroom and the ceiling of
-the sitting room. Not the kind of a register that comes from a
-twisted-around shaft in a house that uses furnace heat. But jest really
-a hole in the floor, with a cast-iron grating, to let the heat from
-the room below into the one above. She says she guesses two people that
-wasn't so very honourable might sneak into the house the back way, and
-up the back stairs, and into the spare bedroom, and lay down on their
-stummicks on the floor, being careful to make no noise, and both see and
-hear through that register. Which we done it.
-
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV
-
-
-I could hear well enough, but at first I couldn't see any of them. But
-I gathered that Miss Lucy was standing up whilst she was talking, and
-moving around a bit now and then. I seen one of her sleeves, and then a
-wisp of her hair. Which was aggervating, fur I wanted to know what she
-was like. But her voice was so soft and quiet that you kind of knowed
-before you seen her how she orter look.
-
-"Prentiss McMakin came to me that day," she was saying, "with an
-appeal--I hardly know how to tell you." She broke off.
-
-"Go ahead, Lucy," says Colonel Tom's voice.
-
-"He was insulting," she said. "He had been drinking. He wanted me
-to--to--he appealed to me to run off with him.
-
-"I was furious--_naturally_." Her voice changed as she said it enough so
-you could feel how furious Miss Lucy could get. She was like her brother
-Tom in some ways.
-
-"I ordered him out of the house. His answer to that was an offer to
-marry me. You can imagine that I was surprised as well as angry--I was
-perplexed.
-
-"'But I _am_ married!' I cried. The idea that any of my own people, or any
-one whom I had known at home, would think I wasn't married was too much
-for me to take in all at once.
-
-"'You _think_ you are,' said Prentiss McMakin, with a smile.
-
-"In spite of myself my breath stopped. It was as if a chilly hand had
-taken hold of my heart. I mean, physically, I felt like that.
-
-"'I _am_ married,' I repeated, simply.
-
-"I suppose that McMakin had got the story of our wedding from _you_." She
-stopped a minute. The doctor's voice answered:
-
-"I suppose so," like he was a very tired man.
-
-"Anyhow," she went on, "he knew that we went first to Clarksville. He
-said:
-
-"'You think you are married, Lucy, but you are not.'
-
-"I wish you to understand that Prentiss McMakin did it all very, very
-well. That is my excuse. He acted well. There was something about
-him--I scarcely know how to put it. It sounds odd, but the truth is that
-Prentiss McMakin was always a more convincing sort of a person when he
-had been drinking a little than when he was sober. He lacked warmth--he
-lacked temperament. I suppose just the right amount put it into him. It
-put the devil into him, too, I reckon.
-
-"He told me that you and he, Tom, had been to Clarksville, and had made
-investigations, and that the wedding was a fraud. And he told it with a
-wealth of convincing detail. In the midst of it he broke off to ask to
-see my wedding certificate. As he talked, he laughed at it, and tore
-it up, saying that the thing was not worth the paper it was on, and he
-threw the pieces of paper into the grate. I listened, and I let him do
-it--not that the paper itself mattered particularly. But the very fact
-that I let him tear it showed me, myself, that I was believing him.
-
-"He ended with an impassioned appeal to me to go with him.
-
-"I showed him the door. I pretended to the last that I thought he was
-lying to me. But I did not think so. I believed him. He had done it
-all very cleverly. You can understand how I might--in view of what had
-happened?"
-
-I wanted to see Miss Lucy--how she looked when she said different
-things, so I could make up my mind whether she was forgiving the doctor
-or not. Not that I had much doubt but what they would get their personal
-troubles fixed up in the end. The iron grating in the floor was held
-down by four good-sized screws, one at each corner. They wasn't no
-filling at all betwixt it and the iron grating that was in the ceiling
-of the room below. The space was hollow. I got an idea and took out my
-jack-knife.
-
-"What are you going to do?" whispers Martha.
-
-"S-sh-sh," I says, "shut up, and you'll see."
-
-One of the screws was loose, and I picked her out easy enough. The
-second one I broke the point off of my knife blade on. Like you nearly
-always do on a screw. When it snapped Colonel Tom he says:
-
-"What's that?" He was powerful quick of hearing, Colonel Tom was. I laid
-low till they went on talking agin. Then Martha slides out on tiptoe and
-comes back in three seconds with one of these here little screw-drivers
-they use around sewing-machines and the little oil can that goes with
-it. I oils them screws and has them out in a holy minute, and lifts the
-grating from the floor careful and lays it careful on the rug.
-
-By doing all of which I could get my head and shoulders down into that
-there hole. And by twisting my neck a good deal, see a little ways to
-each side into the room, instead of jest underneath the grating. The
-doctor I couldn't see yet, and only a little of Colonel Tom, but Miss
-Lucy quite plain.
-
-"You mean thing," Martha whispers, "you are blocking it up so I can't
-hear."
-
-"Keep still," I whispers, pulling my head out of the hole so the sound
-wouldn't float downward into the room below. "You are jest like all
-other women--you got too much curiosity."
-
-"How about yourself?" says she.
-
-"Who was it thought of taking the grating off?" I whispers back to her.
-Which settles her temporary, but she says if I don't give her a chancet
-at it purty soon she will tickle my ribs.
-
-When I listens agin they are burying that there Prent McMakin. But
-without any flowers.
-
-Miss Lucy, she was half setting on, half leaning against, the arm of a
-chair. Which her head was jest a bit bowed down so that I couldn't see
-her eyes. But they was the beginnings of a smile onto her face. It was
-both soft and sad.
-
-"Well," says Colonel Tom, "you two have wasted almost twenty years of
-life."
-
-"There is one good thing," says the doctor. "It is a good thing that
-there was no child to suffer by our mistakes."
-
-She raised her face when he said that, Miss Lucy did, and looked in his
-direction.
-
-"You call that a good thing?" she says, in a kind of wonder. And after
-a minute she sighs. "Perhaps," she says, "you are right. Heaven only
-knows. Perhaps it _was_ better that he died."
-
-"_Died!_" sings out the doctor.
-
-And I hearn his chair scrape back, like he had riz to his feet sudden.
-I nearly busted my neck trying fur to see him, but I couldn't. I was all
-twisted up, head down, and the blood getting into my head from it so I
-had to pull it out every little while.
-
-"Yes," she says, with her eyes wide, "didn't you know he died?" And then
-she turns quick toward Colonel Tom. "Didn't you tell him--" she begins.
-But the doctor cuts in.
-
-"Lucy," he says, his voice shaking and croaking in his throat, "I never
-knew there was a child!"
-
-I hears Colonel Tom hawk in _his_ throat like a man who is either going
-to spit or else say something. But he don't do either one. No one says
-anything fur a minute. And then Miss Lucy says agin:
-
-"Yes--he died."
-
-And then she fell into a kind of a muse. I have been myself in the fix
-she looked to be in then--so you forget fur a while where you are, or
-who is there, whilst you think about something that has been in the back
-part of your mind fur a long, long time.
-
-What she was musing about was that child that hadn't lived. I could tell
-that by her face. I could tell how she must have thought of it, often
-and often, fur years and years, and longed fur it, so that it seemed to
-her at times she could almost touch it. And how good a mother she would
-of been to it. Some women has jest natcherally _got_ to mother something
-or other. Miss Lucy was one of that kind. I knowed all in a flash,
-whilst I looked at her there, why she had adopted Martha fur her child.
-
-It was a wonderful look that was onto her face. And it was a wonderful
-face that look was onto. I felt like I had knowed her forever when I
-seen her there. Like the thoughts of her the doctor had been carrying
-around with him fur years and years, and that I had caught him thinking
-oncet or twicet, had been my thoughts too, all my life.
-
-Miss Lucy, she was one of the kind there's no use trying to describe.
-The feller that could see her that-a-way and not feel made good by it
-orter have a whaling. Not the kind of sticky, good feeling that makes
-you uncomfortable, like being pestered by your conscience to jine a
-church or quit cussing. But the kind of good that makes you forget they
-is anything on earth but jest braveness of heart and being willing to
-bear things you can't help. You knowed the world had hurt her a lot when
-you seen her standing there; but you didn't have the nerve to pity her
-none, either. Fur you could see she had got over pitying herself. Even
-when she was in that muse, longing with all her soul fur that child she
-had never knowed, you didn't have the nerve to pity her none.
-
-"He died," she says agin, purty soon, with that gentle kind of smile.
-
-Colonel Tom, he clears his throat agin. Like when you are awful dry.
-
-"The truth is--" he begins.
-
-And then he breaks off agin. Miss Lucy turns toward him when he speaks.
-By the strange look that come onto her face there must of been something
-right curious in _his_ manner too. I was jest simply laying onto my
-forehead mashing one of my dern eyeballs through a little hole in the
-grating. But I couldn't, even that way, see fur enough to one side to
-see how _he_ looked.
-
-"The truth is," says Colonel Tom, trying it agin, "that I--well, Lucy,
-the child may be dead, but he didn't die when you thought he did."
-
-There was a flash of hope flared into her face that I hated to see come
-there. Because when it died out in a minute, as I expected it would have
-to, it looked to me like it might take all her life out with it. Her
-lips parted like she was going to say something with them. But she
-didn't. She jest looked it.
-
-"Why did you never tell me this--that there was a child?" says the
-doctor, very eager.
-
-"Wait," says Colonel Tom, "let me tell the story in my own way."
-
-Which he done it. It seems when he had went to Galesburg this here child
-had only been born a few days. And Miss Lucy was still sick. And the kid
-itself was sick, and liable to die any minute, by the looks of things.
-
-Which Colonel Tom wishes that it would die, in his heart. He thinks that
-it is an illegitimate child, and he hates the idea of it and he hates
-the sight of it. The second night he is there he is setting in his
-sister's room, and the woman that has been nursing the kid and Miss Lucy
-too is in the next room with the kid.
-
-She comes to the door and beckons to him, the nurse does. He tiptoes
-toward her, and she says to him, very low-voiced, that "it is all over."
-Meaning the kid has quit struggling fur to live, and jest natcherally
-floated away. The nurse had thought Miss Lucy asleep, but as both her
-and Colonel Tom turn quick toward her bed they see that she has heard
-and seen, and she turns her face toward the wall. Which he tries fur to
-comfort her, Colonel Tom does, telling her as how it is an illegitimate
-child, and fur its own sake it was better it was dead before it ever
-lived any. Which she don't answer of him back, but only stares in
-a wild-eyed way at him, and lays there and looks desperate, and says
-nothing.
-
-In his heart Colonel Tom is awful glad that it is dead. He can't help
-feeling that way. And he quits trying to talk to his sister, fur he
-suspicions that she will ketch onto the fact that he is glad that it is
-dead. He goes on into the next room.
-
-He finds the nurse looking awful funny, and bending over the dead kid.
-She is putting a looking-glass to its lips. He asts her why.
-
-She says she thought she might be mistaken after all. She couldn't
-say jest _when_ it died. It was alive and feeble, and then purty soon it
-showed no signs of life. It was like it hadn't had enough strength to
-stay and had jest went. I didn't show any pulse, and it didn't appear
-to be breathing. And she had watched it and done everything before she
-beckoned to Colonel Tom and told him that it was dead. But as she come
-back into the room where it was she thought she noticed something that
-was too light to be called a real flutter move its eyelids, which she
-had closed down over its eyes. It was the ghost of a move, like it had
-tried to raise the lids, or they had tried to raise theirselves, and had
-been too weak. So she has got busy and wrapped a hot cloth around it,
-and got a drop of brandy or two between its lips, and was fighting to
-bring it back to life. And thought she was doing it. Thought she had
-felt a little flutter in its chest, and was trying if it had breath at
-all.
-
-Colonel Tom thinks of what big folks the Buckner fambly has always been
-at home. And how high they had always held their heads. And how none of
-the women has ever been like this before. Nor no disgrace of any kind.
-And that there kid, if it is alive, is a sign of disgrace. And he hoped
-to God, he said, it wasn't alive.
-
-But he don't say so. He stands there and watches that nurse fight fur to
-hold onto the little mist of life she thinks now is still into it. She
-unbuttons her dress and lays the kid against the heat of her own breast.
-And wills fur it to live, and fights fur it to, and determines that it
-must, and jest natcherally tries fur to bullyrag death into going away.
-And Colonel Tom watching, and wishing that it wouldn't. But he gets
-interested in that there fight, and so purty soon he is hoping both ways
-by spells. And the fight all going on without a word spoken.
-
-But finally the nurse begins fur to cry. Not because she is sure it is
-dead. But because she is sure it is coming back. Which it does, slow.
-
-"'But I have told _her_ that it is dead,'" says Colonel Tom, jerking his
-head toward the other room where Miss Lucy is lying. He speaks in a low
-voice and closes the door when he speaks. Fur it looks now like it was
-getting strong enough so it might even squall a little.
-
-"I don't know what kind of a look there was on my face," says Colonel
-Tom, telling of the story to his sister and the doctor, "but she must
-have seen that I was--and heaven help me, but I _was_!--sorry that the
-baby was alive. It would have been such an easy way out of it had it
-been really dead!
-
-"'She mustn't know that it is living,' I said to the nurse, finally,"
-says Colonel Tom, going on with his story. I had been watching Miss
-Lucy's face as Colonel Tom talked and she was so worked up by that fight
-fur the kid's life she was breathless. But her eyes was cast down, I
-guess so her brother couldn't see them. Colonel Tom goes on with his
-story:
-
-"'You don't mean--' said the nurse, startled.
-
-"'No! No!' I said, 'of course--not that! But--why should she ever know
-that it didn't die?'"
-
-"'It is illegitimate?' asked the nurse.
-
-"'Yes,' I said." The long and short of it was, Colonel Tom went on to
-tell, that the nurse went out and got her mother. Which the two of them
-lived alone, only around the corner. And give the child into the keeping
-of her mother, who took it away then and there.
-
-Colonel Tom had made up his mind there wasn't going to be no bastards in
-the Buckner fambly. And now that Miss Lucy thought it was dead he would
-let her keep on thinking so. And that would be settled for good and all.
-He figgered that it wouldn't ever hurt her none if she never knowed it.
-
-The nurse's mother kept it all that week, and it throve. Colonel Tom was
-coaxing of his sister to go back to Tennessee. But she wouldn't go. So
-he had made up his mind to go back and get his Aunt Lucy Davis to come
-and help him coax. He was only waiting fur his sister to get well enough
-so he could leave her. She got better, and she never ast fur the kid,
-nor said nothing about it. Which was probable because she seen he hated
-it so. He had made up his mind, before he went back after their Aunt
-Lucy Davis, to take the baby himself and put it into some kind of an
-institution.
-
-"I thought," he says to Miss Lucy, telling of the story, "that you
-yourself were almost reconciled to the thought that it hadn't lived."
-
-Miss Lucy interrupted him with a little sound. She was breathing hard,
-and shaking from head to foot. No one would have thought to look at her
-then she was reconciled to the idea that it hadn't lived. It was cruel
-hard on her to tear her to pieces with the news that it really had
-lived, but had lived away from her all these years she had been longing
-fur it. And no chancet fur her ever to mother it. And no way to tell
-what had ever become of it. I felt awful sorry fur Miss Lucy then.
-
-"But when I got ready to leave Galesburg," Colonel Tom goes on, "it
-suddenly occurred to me that there would be difficulties in the way of
-putting it in a home of any sort. I didn't know what to do with it--"
-
-"What _did_ you? What _did_ you? _What did you_?" cries out Miss Lucy,
-pressing her hand to her chest, like she was smothering.
-
-"The first thing I did," says Colonel Tom, "was to get you to another
-house--you remember, Lucy?"
-
-"Yes, yes!" she says, excited, "and what then?"
-
-"Perhaps I did a very foolish thing," says Colonel Tom.
-
-"After I had seen you installed in the new place and had bidden you
-good-bye, I got a carriage and drove by the place where the nurse and
-her mother lived. I told the woman that I had changed my mind--that you
-were going to raise the baby--that I was going to permit it. I don't
-think she quite believed me, but she gave me the baby. What else could
-she do? Besides, I had paid her well, when I discharged her, to say
-nothing to you, and to keep the baby until I should come for it. They
-needed money; they were poor.
-
-"I was determined that it should never be heard of again. It was about
-noon when I left Galesburg. I drove all that afternoon, with the baby
-in a basket on the seat of the carriage beside me. Everybody has read
-in books, since books were first written--and seen in newspapers,
-too--about children being left on door steps. Given an infant to dispose
-of, that is perhaps the first thing that occurs to a person. There was
-a thick plaid shawl wrapped about the child. In the basket, beside the
-baby, was a nursing bottle. About dusk I had it refilled with warm milk
-at a farmhouse near--"
-
-My head was beginning fur to swim. I pulled my head out of that there
-hole, and rammed my foot into it. It banged against that grating and
-loosened it. It busted loose some plaster, which showered down into the
-room underneath. Miss Lucy, she screamed. And the doctor and Colonel Tom
-both yelled out to oncet:
-
-"Who's that?"
-
-"It's me," I yells, banging that grating agin. "Watch out below there!"
-And the third lick I give her she broke loose and clattered down right
-onto a centre table and spilled over some photographs and a vase full of
-flowers, and bounced off onto the floor.
-
-"Look out below," I yells, "I'm coming down!"
-
-I let my legs through first, and swung them so I would land to one side
-of the table, and held by my hands, and dropped. But struck the table a
-sideways swipe and turned it over, and fell onto the floor. The doctor,
-he grabbed me by the collar and straightened me up, and give me a shake
-and stood me onto my feet.
-
-"What do you mean--" he begins. But I breaks in.
-
-"Now then," I says to Colonel Tom, "did you leave that there child
-sucking that there bottle on the doorstep of a blacksmith's house next
-to his shop at the edge of a little country town about twenty miles
-northeast of Galesburg wrapped up in that there plaid shawl?"
-
-"I did," says Colonel Tom.
-
-"Then," says I, turning to Miss Lucy, "I can understand why I have been
-feeling drawed to _you_ fur quite a spell. I'm him."
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