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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Emily Emmins Papers, by Carolyn Wells
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most
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-
-Title: The Emily Emmins Papers
-
-Author: Carolyn Wells
-
-Illustrator: Josephine A. Meyer
-
-Release Date: July 28, 2016 [EBook #52662]
-
-Language: English
-
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE EMILY EMMINS PAPERS ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Mardi Desjardins & the online Distributed
-Proofreaders Canada team at http://www.pgdpcanada.net from
-images generously made available by The Internet
-Archive/American Libraries (https://archive.org)
-
-
-
-
-
- The
- Emily Emmins Papers
-
-
- By
-
- Carolyn Wells
-
-
-
- With Illustrations by
- Josephine A. Meyer
-
-
-
-
- G. P. Putnam’s Sons
- New York and London
- The Knickerbocker Press
- 1907
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1907
- BY
- G. P. PUTNAM’S SONS
-
-
-
-
- The Knickerbocker Press, New York
-
-
-
-
-
- TO
- EDITH MENDALL-TAYLOR
-
- IN MEMORY OF
- PICCADILLY
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] CONTENTS
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
-
- I. A TICKET TO EUROPE 1
-
- II. CROSSING THE ATLANTIC 23
-
- III. “IN ENGLAND—NOW!” 45
-
- IV. MAYFAIR IN THE FAIR MONTH OF MAY 67
-
- V. A HOSTESS AT HOME 86
-
- VI. THE LIGHT ON BURNS’S BROW 106
-
- VII. CERTAIN SOCIAL UNCERTAINTIES 126
-
- VIII. A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY 146
-
- IX. ALL IN A GARDEN FAIR 167
-
- X. “I WENT AND RANGED ABOUT TO MANY CHURCHES” 186
-
- XI. PICCADILLY CIRCUS AND ITS ENVIRONS 208
-
- XII. THE GAME OF GOING ON 230
-
- XIII. A FRENCH WEEK-END 252
-
- Transcriber's Notes can be found at the end of this eBook.
-
-
-
-
- THE EMILY EMMINS PAPERS
-
-
-[Illustration] _I._ _A Ticket to Europe_
-
-It has always seemed to me a pity that nearly all of the people one
-meets walking in New York are going somewhere. I mean they have some
-definite destination. Thus they lose the rare delight, that all too
-little known pleasure, of a desultory stroll through the city streets.
-For myself, I know of no greater joy than an aimless ramble along the
-crowded metropolitan thoroughfares. Nor does _ramble_ imply, as some
-might mistakenly suppose, a slow, dawdling gait. Not at all; the
-atmosphere of the city itself inspires a brisk, steady jog-trot; but the
-impression of a ramble is inevitable if the jog-trot have no intended
-goal.
-
-I am a country woman,—that is, I live in a suburban town; but it is
-quite near enough to the metropolis for us to consider ourselves
-near-New Yorkers. And Myrtlemead is a dear little worth-while place in
-its own way. We have a Current Culture Club and a Carnegie library and
-several of us have telephones. I am not a member of the Club, but that
-must not be considered as any disparagement of my culture—or, rather,
-of my capacity for assimilating culture (for the Club’s aim is the
-disbursement of that desirable commodity). On the contrary, I was among
-the first invited to belong to it.
-
-[Illustration: Oh! yes, you have temperament, she twittered.]
-
-“You must be a member, Miss Emmins,” said the vivacious young thing who
-called to lay the matter before me, “because you have so much
-temperament.”
-
-This word was little used in Myrtlemead at this time (although, since,
-it has become as plenty as blackberries), and I simply said “What!” in
-amazement.
-
-“Oh! yes, you have,” she twittered, “and you create an atmosphere. Don’t
-attempt to deny it,—you know you do create an atmosphere.” This was too
-much. I didn’t join the Club, although I occasionally look in on them at
-their cultured tea hour, which follows the more intellectual part of
-their programme. As they have delicious chicken-salad and hot rolls and
-coffee, I find their culture rather comforting than otherwise.
-
-Living so near New York, I find it convenient to run into the city
-whenever I hear it calling.
-
-[Illustration: Lilacs blossom along the curb]
-
-In the spring its calls are especially urgent. I know popular sympathy
-leans toward springtime in the country, but for my part, as soon as
-March has blown itself away, and April comes whirling along the cleared
-path of the year, I hurry to keep my annual appointment to meet Spring
-in New York. The trees are budding in the parks, daffodils and tulips
-are blooming riotously on the street-corners, while hyacinths and lilacs
-blossom along the curb. A pearl-colored cloud is poised in that intense
-blue just above the Flatiron Building, and the pretty city girls smile
-as they prank along in their smart spring costumes behind their violet
-mows. The birds twitter with a sophisticated chirp, and the
-street-pianos respond with a brisk sharpness of tune and time. The very
-air is full of an urban ozone, that is quite different from the romantic
-lassitude of spring in the country.
-
-Of course, all this is a matter of individual taste. I prefer walking in
-dainty boots, along a clean city pavement, while another equally sound
-mind might vote for common-sense shoes and a rough country road.
-
-[Illustration: Common-sense shoes and a rough country road.]
-
-And so, as I, Emily Emmins, spinster, have the full courage of my own
-convictions, I found myself one crisp April morning walking happily
-along the lower portion of Broadway. Impulse urged me on toward the
-Battery, but, as often happens, my impulse was side-tracked. And all
-because of a woman’s smiling face. I was passing the offices of the
-various steamship companies, and I saw, coming down the steps of one of
-them, a young woman whose countenance was positively glorified with joy.
-I couldn’t resist a second glance at her, and I saw that both her hands
-were filled with circulars and booklets.
-
-It required no clairvoyance to understand the situation; she had just
-bought her first ticket to Europe, and it was the glorious achievement
-of a lifelong desire. I knew, as well as if she had told me, how she had
-planned and economized for it, and probably studied all sorts of
-text-books that she might properly enjoy her trip, and make it an
-education as well as a pleasure. And as I looked at the gay-colored
-pamphlets she clutched, I was moved to go in and acquire a few for
-myself.
-
-With Emily Emmins, to incline is to proceed; so I stepped blithely into
-the big light office and requested booklets. They were bestowed on me in
-large numbers, the affable clerk was most polite, and,—well, I’m sure I
-don’t know how it happened, but the first thing I knew I was paying a
-deposit on my return ticket to Liverpool.
-
-I may as well confess, at the outset, that I am of a chameleonic nature.
-I not only take color from my surroundings, but reflect manners and
-customs as accurately and easily as a mirror. And so, in that great,
-business-like office, with its maps and charts and time-tables and
-steamer plans, the only possible thing to do seemed to be to buy my
-ticket, and I did so. But I freely admit it was entirely the influence
-of the ocean-going surroundings that made the deed seem to me a casual
-and natural one. No sooner had I regained the street, with its spring
-air and stone pavement, than I realized I had done something unusual and
-perhaps ill-advised. However, a chameleonic nature implies an ability to
-accept a situation, and after one jostled moment I walked uptown,
-planning as I went.
-
-Two days later the postman brought me an unusually large budget of mail.
-The first letter I opened caused me some surprise, and a mild amusement.
-It began, quite cosily:
-
- MISS EMILY EMMINS.
-
- _Dear Madam_: Learning that you intend sailing from New York in
- the near future, I take the liberty of calling your attention to
- the Hotel Xantippe as a most desirable stopping place during
- your stay in this city.
-
-The letter went on to detail the advantages and charms of the hotel, and
-gave a complete list of rates, which, for the comforts and luxuries
-promised, seemed reasonable indeed! But how in the world did the urbane
-proprietor of the Hotel Xantippe know that I contemplated a trip abroad?
-I hadn’t yet divulged my secret to my fellow-residents of Myrtlemead,
-and how an utter stranger could learn of it, was a puzzle to me. But the
-other letters were equally amazing. One from a dry-goods emporium
-besought me to inspect their wares before going abroad to buy. Another
-begged me to purchase their shoes, and gave fearful warnings of the
-shortcomings of English footgear. Another, and perhaps the most
-flattering, requested the honor of taking my photograph before I sailed.
-But one and all seemed not only cognizant of my recently formed plans,
-but entirely approved of them, and earnestly desired to assist me in
-carrying them out.
-
-With my willingness to accept a situation, I at once assumed that
-somehow the news of my intended departure had crept into one or other of
-the New York daily papers. I couldn’t understand why this should be, but
-surely the only possible explanation was my own prominence in the public
-eye. This, I placidly admitted to myself, was surprising, but
-gratifying. To be sure, I had written a few nondescript verses, and an
-occasional paper on some foolish thing as a fine art, but I had not
-reached the point where my name was mentioned among “What Our Authors
-are Saying and Doing.”
-
-However—alas for my vainglory!—a neighbor soon explained to me, that
-all up-to-date business firms procure lists of those who have bought
-steamship tickets, and send circular letters to each address. This was
-indeed a blow to my vanity, but so interesting were the letters which
-continued to pour in that I cared little for the reason of their
-sending. They pleased me mightily, because of their patronizing
-attitude, treating me as if I were either Josiah Allen’s wife or a
-Choctaw Indian. Invariably they assumed I had never been in the
-metropolis before, and would prove exceeding ignorant of its ways. Nor
-were they entirely mistaken.
-
-One elaborate circular set forth the wonders of the city as viewed from
-the “Seeing [or Touring] New York Motor-Coach.” Now I had passed these
-great arks hundreds of times, but it had never occurred to me to enter
-one. And yet, so great is my susceptibility to suggestion, that I
-determined to take the trip before leaving my native land.
-
-Another letter left me hesitating as to whether my proposed journey was
-advisable after all. This letter was from the Elsinore Travel Bureau,
-and explained how, by the purchase of a new-fangled stereoscope and
-innumerable sets of “views,” one could get far more satisfaction out of
-a European trip by staying at home than by going abroad. “So real are
-the scenes,” the circular assured me, “that one involuntarily stretches
-out a hand to grasp what isn’t there.” Surely, realism need go no
-farther than that; yet some over-exacting people might demand that the
-grasped-for thing should be there.
-
-At least, that’s the way I felt about it; and besides, now that all
-Myrtlemead was stirred up over my going to Europe, I couldn’t decently
-abandon my project. That’s one of the delightful annoyances of life in a
-country village. Everybody belongs to everybody else, and your neighbors
-have a perfect right to be as interferingly helpful as they choose. My
-house was besieged by what I came to call the noble army of starters,
-for the kind-hearted ones brought me every imaginable help or hindrance
-to an ocean voyage.
-
-[Illustration: They walked away with their plaids in their arms and
-their heads in the air.]
-
-I had already bought myself a steamer rug, whose soft bright colors and
-silky texture delighted my soul; but none the less were steamer rugs
-brought me by dozens, as intended loans. It was with a slight air of
-resentment that my would-be benefactors received my humble apology for
-possessing a rug of my own, and walked away with their plaids in their
-arms and their heads in the air. Then came one who earnestly advised me
-not to take my lovely, silky rug, as it was sure to be ruined on the
-steamer, and after that to be devoured by moths during its summer in a
-steamer trunk. The best plan, she informed me, was to hire a rug from
-the steamship company, as I would hire my deck-chair, and leave my own
-rug at home, to be used as a couch robe. Being amiable by nature I
-agreed to this plan. Next came a neighbor who, having heard that I had
-concluded to hire a rug on the steamer, asked to borrow mine to take
-with her on a lake trip. Of course I lent it to her, but a few weeks
-later, when I tried to cuddle into one of the small harsh rugs that the
-steamship company provides, I almost regretted my amiability.
-
-Then came friends with cushions—large, small, and double-jointed. Also,
-they brought air-pillows, and water-pillows, and patent contrivances for
-comfort, that were numerous and bulky, and adequately expressed their
-donors’ kind interest in my well-being at sea. Also came many sure and
-absolute remedies for sea-sickness, or preventives thereof. Had I taken
-them all with me, and had they made good their promise, not one of the
-cabin passengers, or the steerage, need have been ill for a moment.
-Interspersed among the more material gifts was much and various advice.
-
-This was easily remembered, for taken as a whole it included every
-possible way of doing anything. Said one: “Pack your trunks very
-tightly, for clothing carries much better that way.” Said another: “Pack
-your trunks very loosely; for then you will have room to bring home many
-purchases and yet declare at customs only the same number of trunks as
-you took with you from America.” Said a third: “Let me help you pack,
-for if a trunk is crammed too tightly or filled too loosely, it makes
-all sorts of trouble.”
-
-But, being amiable, I smiled pleasantly on all, agreed with each
-adviser, and held my peace. For, to me, preliminaries mattered little,
-and I knew that as soon as I was fairly at sea, or at least beyond the
-three-mile limit, I could make my own plans, and carry them out without
-let or hindrance.
-
-My itinerary was, of course, arranged and rearranged for me, but usually
-the would-be arbiters of my destinations fell into such hot discussions
-among themselves that they quite forgot I was going away at all. But it
-mattered little to me whether they advised the Riviera by way of the
-North Cape, or the Italian lakes after the Cathedral tour; for my entire
-summer was irrevocably planned in my own mind. No “touristing” for me.
-No darting through Europe with a shirtwaist in a “suit” case, and a
-Baedeker in my other hand.
-
-[Illustration: No “touristing” for me.]
-
-No, my “tour of extended foreign travel,” as our local newspaper
-persisted in calling it, was, on my part, an immutable resolve to go by
-the most direct route to London and remain there until the date of my
-return ticket to New York. This plan, being simple in the main, left me
-leisure to listen to my friends’ advices and recommendations. But,
-though I listened politely, I really paid little heed, and at last I
-sailed away with the advice, in a confused medley drifting out of my
-memory.
-
-The only points that seemed to be impressed on my mind were that, in
-London parlance, “Thank you” invariably means either “Yes” or “No”
-(nobody seemed quite sure which), and that in England one must always
-call a telephone a lift.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _II._ _Crossing the Atlantic_
-
-The most remarkable effect of a sea-trip is, to my mind, its wonderful
-influence for amiability. I hadn’t passed Sandy Hook before I felt an
-affable suavity settling down upon me like a February fog. I am at all
-times of a contented and peaceful nature, but this lethargic urbanity
-was a new sensation, and, as I opined it was but the beginning of a
-series of new sensations, I gave myself up to it with a satisfied
-feeling that my trip had really begun.
-
-And yet I was haunted by a vague uneasiness that it hadn’t begun right.
-I had planned to be most methodical on this voyage. I had resolved that
-when I came aboard I would go first to my stateroom and unpack my
-steamer trunk, arrange my belongings neatly in their proper portholes
-and bunkers, find my reserved deck-chair, and attach to it my carefully
-tagged rug and pillow. Then I meant to take off and pack away my pretty
-travelling costume, and array myself in my “steamer clothes,” these
-having been selected with much care and thought in accordance with
-numerous and conflicting advices.
-
-Whereas, instead of all this, I had hurriedly looked into my stateroom,
-and only noted that it was a tiny white box, piled high with luggage,
-part of which I recognized as my own, and the rest I assumed belonged to
-my as yet unknown room-mate. Then I had drifted out on deck, dropped
-into some chair, I know not whose; and, still in my trig tailor-made
-costume and feathered hat, I watched the coast line fade away and leave
-the sea and sky alone together.
-
-Suddenly it occurred to me that I was receiving “first impressions.” How
-I hated the term! Every one I knew, who had ever crossed the ocean
-before I did, had said to me, “And you’ve never been over before? Oh,
-how I _envy_ you your first impressions!”
-
-As I realized that about seventy-nine people were even then consumed
-with a burning envy of these first impressions of mine, I somehow felt
-it incumbent upon me to justify their attitude by achieving the most
-intensely enviable impressions extant.
-
-And yet, so prosaic are my mental processes, or else so contrary-minded
-is my subconscious self, that the impression that obtruded itself to the
-exclusion of all others was the somewhat obvious one that the sea air
-would soon spoil my feathers. While making up my mind to go at once to
-my stateroom and save my lovely plumes from their impending fate, I fell
-to wondering what my room-mate would be like. I knew nothing of her save
-that her name was Jane Sterling. This, though, was surely an indication
-of her personality, for notwithstanding the usual inappropriateness of
-cognomens, any one named Jane Sterling could not be otherwise than well
-born, well bred, and companionable, though a bit elderly.
-
-I seemed to see Jane Sterling with a gaunt face, hooked nose, and
-grizzled hair, though I admitted to myself that she _might_ be a
-fragile, porcelain-like little old maid.
-
-This conflict of possibilities impelled me to go to my stateroom and
-make Jane Sterling’s acquaintance, and, incidentally, put away my best
-hat.
-
-So I started, and on my way received another of my “first impressions.”
-
-This was a remarkable feeling of at-homeness on the steamer. I had never
-been on an ocean liner before, yet I felt as though I had lived on one
-for years. The balancing of myself on the swaying stairs seemed to come
-naturally to me, and I felt that I should have missed the peculiar
-atmosphere of the dining-saloon had it not assailed my senses.
-
-[Illustration: Portrait of Jane Sterling]
-
-As I entered Stateroom _D_, I found Jane Sterling already there. But as
-the physical reality was so different from the lady of my imagination, I
-sat down on the edge of my white-spread berth and stared at her.
-
-Sitting on the edge of the opposite berth, and staring back at me, was a
-small child with big eyes. She wore a stiff little frock of white piqué,
-and her brown hair was “bobbed” and tied up with an enormous white bow.
-Her brown eyes had a solemn gaze, and her little hands were clasped in
-her lap.
-
-It was quite needless to ask her name, for Jane Sterling was plainly and
-unmistakably written all over her, and I marvelled that the name hadn’t
-told me at once what she looked like.
-
-“How old are you, Jane?” I asked.
-
-“Seven,” she replied, with a little sigh, as of the weight of years.
-
-Her voice satisfied me. She was one of those unusual children, whom some
-speak of as “queer,” and others call “old-fashioned.”
-
-But they are neither. They are distinctly a modern variety, and their
-unusualness lies in the fact that they have a sense of humor.
-
-“And is this your first trip abroad?” I went on.
-
-“No, my seventh,” said Jane, with a delicious little matter-of-fact air.
-
-“Indeed! Well, this is the first time I have crossed, so I trust you
-will take pity on my ignorance, and instruct me as to what I should do.”
-
-I said this with an intent to be sociable, and make, the child feel at
-ease, but no such effort was necessary.
-
-“There is nothing to do diffelunt,” she said, with a bewitching smile.
-“You just do what you would in your own house.”
-
-It was the first really good advice I had had concerning my steamer
-manners, and I put it away among my other first impressions for future
-use.
-
-Then Jane’s mother appeared, and I learned that she occupied the next
-stateroom, and that she hoped Jane would not annoy me, and that she was
-glad I liked children, and that she had three, and that they crossed
-every year, and that if I wanted anything at all I was to ask her for
-it. Then she put a few polite questions to me, and duly envied me my
-first impressions, and returned to her other babies.
-
-Jane proved a most delightful roommate, and, as she was never intrusive
-or troublesome, I felt that I had drawn a prize in the ship’s lottery.
-
-The morning of the second day I rose with a determination to get to
-work. I had no intention of dawdling, and, moreover, I had much to do.
-In the first place, I wanted to get settled in my deck-chair, in that
-regulation bent-mummy position so often pictured in summer novels, and
-study my fellow-passengers. I had been told that nothing was so much fun
-as to study people on deck. Then I had many letters to write and many
-books to read. I wanted to learn how to compute the ship’s log, and how
-to talk casually of “knots.” After all these had been accomplished, I
-intended to plan out my itinerary for the summer. This I wanted to do
-after I was out of all danger of advice from friends at home and before
-I made the acquaintance of any one on board who might attempt to advise
-me.
-
-So determined was I to plan my own trip that I would have been glad to
-get out on a desert island and wait there for the next steamer, rather
-than have any assistance in the matter of laying out my route.
-
-Immediately after breakfast, therefore, arrayed in correct steamer
-costume, and carrying rug, pillow, paper-covered novel, veil, fur boa,
-and two magazines, I went to my deck-chair and prepared to camp out for
-the morning. As the deck steward was not about, I tried to arrange my
-much desired mummy effect myself. Technique seemed lacking in my
-efforts, and, slightly embarrassed at my inability to manage the
-refractory rug, I looked up to see Jane watching me.
-
-“You mustn’t put the rug over you,” she explained, in her kind little
-way. “You must put yourself over the rug.”
-
-At her advice I got out of the chair, and she spread the rug smoothly in
-it.
-
-“Sit down,” she said, briefly, and I obeyed.
-
-Cleverly, then, she flung up the sides and tucked in the corners, until
-the rug swathed me in true seventeenth-trip fashion. Jane proceeded to
-arrange my pillow and the other odds and ends of comfort. She
-disapproved, however, of my reading-matter.
-
-“Magazines won’t stay open,” she observed, “and paper books won’t,
-eever.”
-
-Jane’s few mispronunciations were among her chiefest charms.
-
-“But it won’t matter,” she added cheerfully. “You won’t read, anyhow.”
-
-This reminded me that I had no intention of reading, being there for the
-purpose of studying my fellow-passengers.
-
-I was still obsessed by that strange sensation of inanition.
-
-Although beatifically serene and abnormally good-natured, I felt an
-utter aversion to exertion of any kind, mental, moral, or physical. Even
-the thought of studying my fellow-travellers seemed a task too arduous
-to contemplate.
-
-And so I sat there all the morning and not a fellow-traveller was
-studied.
-
-“This won’t do,” I said to myself, severely, after luncheon. “Here you
-are, not a hint of sea-sickness, the day is perfect, you know how to
-adjust your rug, and all conditions are favorable. You _must_ study your
-fellow-travellers.”
-
-But the afternoon showed little improvement on the morning. As a result
-of desperate effort, I scrutinized one lady and decided to call her the
-Lady with the Green Bag.
-
-It wasn’t a very clever characterization, but it was, at least, founded
-on fact.
-
-Another I conscientiously contemplated, and finally dubbed her the Lady
-Who Isn’t an Actress. This was rather a negative description, but I
-based it on the neatness of her vanity-bag and the carelessness of her
-belt, and I am sure it was true.
-
-The Clucking Mother was easily recognized, and a pink-cheeked and
-white-handed young man, who attempted to talk to me, I snubbed, and then
-to myself I designated him as Simple Simon.
-
-I wasn’t really rude to him, and I fully intended to make acquaintances
-among the passengers later on; but I am methodical, and after I had all
-my other tasks attended to, I hoped to have two or three days left for
-social intercourse.
-
-[Illustration: Simple Simon.]
-
-But after a time the chair next mine was left vacant, and then a
-laughing young girl seated herself in it.
-
-Apparently it didn’t belong to her, and she sat down there with the
-express purpose of talking to me. My arduous study of my
-fellow-travellers had somewhat wearied me, and her sudden and uninvited
-appearance disturbed that serene calm which I had supposed unassailable,
-and so I angrily characterized her in my mind as a Bold-Faced Jig.
-
-This name was so apt that it really pleased me, and I involuntarily
-smiled in appreciation of my appreciation of her.
-
-So sympathetic was she (as I afterward discovered) that she smiled too,
-and then I couldn’t, in common decency, be rude to her. She chatted
-away, and before I knew it I was charmed with her. I didn’t change the
-name I had mentally bestowed on her, but, instead, I told her of it, and
-it delighted her beyond measure. I told her, too, how I intended to
-devote the next two days to planning my summer trip, then a day for
-writing letters, and after that I hoped to play bridge, or otherwise
-hobnob socially with certain people whom I had mentally selected for
-that purpose.
-
-The Bold-Faced Jig laughed heartily at this.
-
-“Haven’t you any idea where you’re going to travel?” she asked.
-
-“Not the slightest.”
-
-“Well, let me advise you——”
-
-“Oh, please don’t!” I cried. “I left my planning until now in order to
-get away from all advisers. I _must_ decide for myself. I know just what
-I want, and I can’t bear to be interfered with.”
-
-The B.-F. J. looked amazed at first, and then she laughed.
-
-“All right,” she said. “Now listen, Miss Emmins. I think you’re
-delightful, and I’m going to help you all I can by _not_ advising you.
-But if you’ve not finished your itinerary plans in two days, mayn’t I
-tell you then what I was going to advise?”
-
-“Yes,” I said, with dignity and decision, “if you will keep away from me
-for two days, and do all you can to keep others away.”
-
-She promised, and it was more of a task than it might seem, for as I sat
-in my deck-chair, or, oftener, at a table in the library, surrounded by
-Baedekers, time-tables, maps, guide-books, and Hare’s _Walks in London_,
-many of the socially inclined or curious-minded paused to make a
-tentative remark. My replies were so coolly polite that they rarely
-ventured on a second observation, but I soon discovered that my laughing
-friend had told her comrades what I was doing, and they awaited the
-result.
-
-It is strange what trivialities will interest the idle minds of those
-who dawdle about in the library of an ocean steamer.
-
-Jane would occasionally come and stand by me, saying wisely, “Are you
-still making your itinnery?”
-
-When I said yes, she sighed and smiled and ran away, being desirous not
-to bother.
-
-The first morning I engaged in this work, I read interestedly of
-picture-galleries and architectural specialties. That afternoon my
-interest waned, and I studied time-tables and statistical information.
-The next morning I grew sick of the whole performance and, bundling the
-books and maps away, I went out to my deck-chair, and idled away the
-hours in waking dreams that never were on sea or land.
-
-That afternoon the Bold-Faced Jig approached me.
-
-“It’s all over,” I said. “I’ve capitulated. I make no plans while I’m on
-this blessed ocean. It’s wicked to do anything at all but to do
-nothing.”
-
-“And don’t you want my advice?” she asked, laughing still.
-
-“I don’t care,” I answered. “You can voice your advice if you choose. I
-sha’n’t listen to it, much less follow it.”
-
-Her girlish laughter rang out again. “That was my advice,” she said. “I
-was going to tell you not to plan any trip while you are at sea. Just
-enjoy the days as they come and go; don’t count them; don’t do anything
-at all but just _be_.
-
-“I’m not through yet,” she went on. “Don’t write any letters or read any
-books. Don’t study human nature, and of all things don’t voluntarily
-make acquaintances. If they happen along, as I did, chat a bit if you
-choose, and when they pass on, forget them.”
-
-And so I took advice after all. I made no plans, I made no abstruse
-diagnoses of human character, I made no acquaintances save such as
-casually happened of themselves. And the days passed in a sort of
-rose-colored haze, as indefinite as a foggy sunrise, and as satisfying
-as a painted nocturne of Whistler’s. And so, my first impressions of my
-first ocean crossing are indeed enviable.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _III._ “_In England—Now!_”
-
-The trip from Liverpool to London I found to be a green glimpse of
-England in the shape of a biograph. But the word _green_, as we say it
-in our haste, is utterly inadequate to apply to the color of the English
-landscape. Though of varying shades, it is always green to the n^{th}
-power; it is a saturated solution of green; it is a green that sinks
-into the eye with a sensation of indelibility. And as this green flew by
-me, I watched it from the window of a car most disappointingly like our
-own Pullmans.
-
-I had hoped for the humorous absurdities of the compartmented English
-trains. I had almost expected to see sitting opposite me a gentleman
-dressed in white paper, and I involuntarily watched for a guard who
-should look at me through a telescope, and say “You’re travelling the
-wrong way.”
-
-For my most definite impressions of English railway carriages had been
-gained from my “Alice,” and I was annoyed to find myself booked for a
-large arm-chair seat in a parlor car, with my luggage checked to its
-London destination on “the American plan”!
-
-What, pray, was the use of coming abroad, if one was to have all the
-comforts of home?
-
-As if to add to the unsatisfactoriness of my first impressions of
-English travel, I found myself sitting opposite a young American woman.
-
-We faced each other across a small table, covered with what seemed to be
-green baize, but was more likely the reflection of the insistent
-landscape.
-
-The lady was one of those hopeless, helpless, newly rich, that affect so
-strongly the standing of Americans in Europe.
-
-She was blatantly pretty, and began to talk at once, apparently quite
-oblivious of the self-evident fact that I wanted to absorb in silence
-that flying green, to which her own nature was evidently quite
-impervious.
-
-“Your first trip?” she said, though I never knew how she guessed it.
-“My! it must be quite an event in your life. Now it’s only an incident
-in mine.”
-
-“You come often, then?” said I, not specially interested.
-
-[Illustration: “The one with the plaid travelling-cap.”]
-
-“Yes; that is, we shall come every summer now. You see, he made a lot of
-money in copper,—that’s my husband over there, the one with the plaid
-travelling-cap,—so we can travel as much as we like. We’ve planned a
-long trip for this year, and we’ve got to hustle, I can tell you. I’m
-awfully systematic. I’ve bought all the Baedekers, and this year I’m
-going to see everything that’s marked with a double star. You know those
-are the ‘sights which should on no account be omitted.’ Then next year
-we’ll do up the single stars, and after that we can take things more
-leisurely.”
-
-“You’ve never been over before, then?” I observed.
-
-“No,” she admitted, a little reluctantly; “I went to California last
-year. I think Americans ought to see their own country first.”
-
-I couldn’t help wishing she had chosen this year for her California
-trip, but the accumulation of green vision had somehow magicked me into
-a mood of cooing amiability, and I good-naturedly assisted her to
-prattle on, by offering an encouraging word now and then.
-
-“He’s so good to me,” she said, nodding toward her husband. “He says he
-welcomes the coming and speeds the parting dollar. Isn’t that cute? He’s
-an awfully witty man.”
-
-She described the home he had just built for her in Chicago, and it
-seemed to be a sort of Liberal Arts Building set in the last scene of a
-comic opera.
-
-For a moment, I left the green to itself, while I looked at my
-unrefractive countrywoman with an emotion evenly divided between pity
-and envy. For had she not reached the ultimate happiness, the apotheosis
-of content only possible to the wealthy Nitro-Bromide? And what was I
-that I should depreciate such soul-filling satisfaction? And why should
-my carping analysis dub it ignorance? Why, indeed!
-
-After a few more green miles, an important-mannered guard, who proved to
-be also guide, philosopher, and friend, piloted me to a dining-car which
-might have been a part of the rolling-stock of the Pennsylvania
-Railroad.
-
-Nothing about it suggested the anticipated English discomfort, unless it
-might be the racks for the glasses, which, after all, relieved one of
-certain vague apprehensions.
-
-But at dinner it was my good luck to sit in a quartet, the other three
-members of which were typical English people.
-
-I suppose it is a sort of reflex nervous action that makes people who
-eat together chummy at once. The fact of doing the same thing at the
-same time creates an involuntary sympathy which expands with the effects
-of physical refreshment.
-
-I patted myself on my mental shoulder as I looked at the three pleasant
-English faces, and I suddenly became aware that, though of a different
-color, they affected me with exactly the same sensation as the clean,
-green English scenery.
-
-This, I conclude, was because English people are so essentially a part
-of their landscape, a statement true of no Americans save the aboriginal
-Indian tribes.
-
-My table-mates were a perfect specimen of the British matron, her
-husband, and her daughter. I should describe them as well-bred, but that
-term seems to imply an effect of acquisition by means of outside
-influences. They were, rather, well-born, in a sense that implies
-congenital good-breeding.
-
-Their name was Travers, and we slid into conversation as easily as a
-launching ship slides down into the water. Naturally I asked them to
-tell me of London, explaining that it was my first visit there, and I
-wished to know how to manage it.
-
-“What London do you want to use?” asked Mr. Travers, interestedly. “You
-know there are many Londons for the entertainment of visitors. We can
-give you the Baedeker London, or Dickens’s London, or Stevenson’s
-London, or Bernard Shaw’s London, or Whistler’s London——”
-
-“Or our own W. D. Howells’s London,” I finished, as he paused in his
-catalogue.
-
-“I think,” I went on, “the London I want is a composite affair, and I
-shall compile it as I go along. You know Browning says ‘The world is
-made for each of us,’ and so I think there’s a London made for each of
-us, and we have only to pick it out from among the myriad others.”
-
-“That’s quite true,” said Mrs. Travers. “You’ll be using, do you see,
-many bits of those Londons mentioned, but combining them in such a way
-as to make an individual London all your own.”
-
-The prospect delighted me, and I mentally resolved to build up such a
-London as never was on land or sea.
-
-“But,” I observed, “aside from an individually theorized London, there
-must be a practical side that is an inevitable accompaniment. There must
-be facts as well as opinions. I should be most glad of any hints or
-advices from experienced and kind-hearted Londoners.”
-
-“Without doubt,” said Mr. Travers, “the question trembling on the tip of
-your tongue is the one that trembles on the tip of every American tongue
-that lands on our shores—‘What fee shall I give a cabman?’”
-
-I laughed outright at this, for it was indeed one of my collection of
-tongue-tipped questions.
-
-[Illustration: He treats you to his opinion of you in choice
-Billingsgate.]
-
-“But, sadly enough,” went on the Englishman, “it is a question that it
-is useless for me to answer you at present. An American must be in
-London for four years before he can believe the true solution of the
-cab-fee problem. The correct procedure is to give the cabby nothing
-beyond his legal fare. If you give him tuppence, he looks at you
-reproachfully; if you give him fourpence, he scowls at you fearfully; if
-you give him sixpence, he treats you to his verbal opinion of you in
-choice Billingsgate. Whereas, if you give him no gratuity, he assumes
-that you have lived here for four years, and lifts his hat to you with
-the greatest respect.”
-
-“Why can’t I follow your rule at once?” I demanded.
-
-“I do not know,” returned Mr. Travers. “Nobody knows; but the fact
-remains that you cannot. You think you believe the theory now, because
-you hear me set it forth with an air of authority; but it will take you
-at least four years to attain a true working knowledge of it. Moreover,
-you will ask every Englishman you meet regarding cab-fees, and so
-conflicting will be their advices that you will change your tactics with
-every hansom you ride in.”
-
-“Then,” said I, with an air of independence, “I shall keep out of
-hansom-cabs, until I am fully determined what course to pursue in this
-regard.”
-
-“But you can’t, my dear lady,” continued my instructor. “To be in London
-is to be in a hansom. They are inevitable.”
-
-“Why not omnibuses?” I asked, eager for general information. “I have
-long wanted to ride in or on a London ’bus.”
-
-Mr. Travers’s eyes twinkled.
-
-“You have an American joke,” he said, “which cautions people against
-going into the water before they learn how to swim. I will give you an
-infallible rule for ’buses: never get on a London ’bus until you have
-learned to get on and off of them while they are in motion.”
-
-[Illustration: “What waggery,” observed Mrs. Travers.]
-
-“What waggery!” observed Mrs. Travers, in a calm, unamused tone, and I
-suddenly realized that I was in the midst of an English sense of humor.
-
-The dinner progressed methodically through a series of specified
-courses, and when we had reached the vegetable marrow I had ceased to
-regard the green distance outside and gave my full attention to my lucky
-find of the Real Thing in English people.
-
-Mr. Travers’s advice was always excellent and practical, though usually
-hidden in a jest of somewhat heavy _persiflage_.
-
-We discussed the English tendency to elide letters or syllables from
-their proper names, falling back on the time-worn example of the
-American who complained that Englishmen spell a name B-e-a-u-c-h-a-m-p
-and pronounce it _Chumley_.
-
-“But it’s better for an American,” said Mr. Travers, “to pronounce a
-name as it is spelled than to elide at his own sweet will. I met a
-Chicagoan last summer, who said he intended to run out to Win’c’s’le.”
-
-“What _did_ he mean?” I asked, in my ignorance.
-
-“Windsor Castle,” replied Mr. Travers, gravely.
-
-The mention of Chicago made me remember my companion in the parlor car,
-and I spoke of her as one type of the American tourist.
-
-“I saw her,” said Mrs. Travers, with that inimitable air of separateness
-that belongs to the true Londoner; “she is not interesting. Merely a
-smart party who wears a hat.”
-
-As this so competently described the lady from Chicago, I began to
-suspect, what I later came thoroughly to realize, that the English are
-wonderfully adept in the making of picturesque phrases.
-
-[Illustration: “Merely a smart party who wears a hat.”]
-
-During our animated conversation, Miss Travers had said almost nothing.
-
-I had read of the mental blankness of the British Young Person, and was
-not altogether surprised at this.
-
-But the girl was a delight to look at. By no means of the pink-cheeked,
-red-lipped variety immortalized in English novels, she was of a delicate
-build, with a face of transparent whiteness. Her soft light brown hair
-was carelessly arranged, and her violet eyes would have been pathetic
-but for a flashing, merry twinkle when she occasionally raised their
-heavy, creamy lids.
-
-Remembering Mrs. Travers’s aptness in coining phrases of description, I
-tried to put Rosalind Travers into a few words, but was obliged to
-borrow from the Master-Coiner, and I called her “The Person of
-Moonshine.”
-
-By the time I was having my first interview with real Cheddar cheese,
-the Traverses were inviting me to visit them, and I was gladly accepting
-their delightfully hospitable and unmistakably sincere invitation.
-
-Scrupulously careful to bid good-bye to my Chicago friend before we
-reached London, alone I stepped from the train at Euston Station with a
-feeling of infinite anticipation.
-
-Owing probably to an over-excited imagination, the mere physical
-atmosphere of the city impressed me as something quite different from
-any city I had ever seen. I felt as if I had at last come into my own,
-and had far more the attitude of a returning wanderer than a visiting
-stranger.
-
-The hansom-cabs did not appear any different from the New York vehicles
-of the same name, but I climbed into one without that vague wonder as to
-whether it wouldn’t be cheaper to buy the outfit than to pay my fare.
-
-My destination was a club in Piccadilly—a woman’s club, which I had
-joined for the sole purpose of using its house as an abiding-place.
-
-The cab-driver was cordial, even solicitous about my comfort, but
-finally myself and my hand-luggage were carefully stowed away, the glass
-was put down, and we started.
-
-It was after dark, and it was raining, two conditions which might appall
-an unescorted woman in a strange city. The rain was of that ridiculous
-English sort, where the drops do not fall, but play around in the air,
-now and then whisking into the faces of passers-by, but never spoiling
-their clothes. It was enough, though, to wet the asphalt, and when we
-swung into Piccadilly, and the flashing lights from everywhere dived
-down into the street, and rippled themselves across the wet blackness of
-the pavement, I suddenly realized that I was driving over one of the
-most beautiful things in the world.
-
-I looked out through my hansom-glass darkly, at London. Unknown,
-mysterious, silent, but enticing with its twinkling eyes, it was like a
-masked beauty at a ball. Yet, beneath that mocking, elusive witchery, I
-was conscious of an implied promise, that my London would yet unmask,
-and I should know and love her face to face.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _IV._ _Mayfair in the Fair Month of May_
-
-I suppose that the earliest thing that happens anywhere is the London
-dawn. In all my life, my waking hours had never reached three o’clock
-A.M., from either direction, and when, on the first morning after my
-arrival in London, I was awakened at that hour by a gently intrusive
-daybreak, I felt as if I had received a personal and intentional
-affront.
-
-I rose, and stalked to the window, with an air of haughty reproach,
-intending to close the shutters tightly until a more seemly hour.
-
-As there are only six window-shutters in the whole city of London, it is
-not surprising that none of these was attached to my window; but it
-really didn’t matter, for after reaching the window that morning I never
-thought of a shutter again until I returned to America.
-
-My window, which was a large French affair in three parts, looked out
-upon Piccadilly. It opened on a small stone-railed balcony, and as I
-looked out three pigeons looked in. They were of the fat and pompous
-kind and they strutted along the railing, with a frankly sociable air,
-cocking their heads pertly in an endeavor to draw my attention to the
-glistening iridescence of their neck-feathers.
-
-I liked the pigeons, and I told them so, but even better I liked the
-sight across the street.
-
-Green Park at dawn is as solemnly impressive as the interior of
-Westminster Abbey. The trees sway and quiver, giving an occasional
-glimpse of the Clock Tower of Parliament House. From the throats of
-myriad birds comes a sound as of one blended twitter, and a strange,
-unreal radiance pervades the whole scene. With the rapidly increasing
-daylight definiteness ensues, and railings, benches, roadway, and other
-details of the Park add strength to the picture.
-
-Having seen three o’clock in Green Park, I promptly forgot my errand
-with the shutters, and, hastily donning conventional morning costume, I
-prepared to watch four o’clock, and five, and six appear from the same
-direction.
-
-[Illustration: They were occupying the only earthly home they
-possessed.]
-
-As outlines became clearer I noticed a park bench directly opposite my
-window, on which sat four old women. All were garbed in black, and all
-were sleeping soundly. I was then unaware of the large proportion of the
-elderly feminine in London’s seamy side of population, and so casual was
-the aspect of the quartet that it did not occur to me they were
-occupying the only earthly home they possessed.
-
-They seemed to me more like duplicate Mrs. Lecks and Mrs. Aleshines, who
-had paused for a time in Green Park instead of in mid-ocean.
-
-But after I had seen the same women there at three o’clock on a dozen
-consecutive mornings I began to realize that they were part of the
-landscape.
-
-Nor was I unduly sorry for them. They sat on that bench with the same
-air of voluntary appropriation that marked the birds in the trees, or
-the pigeons on the railing. And as the days went on I became accustomed
-to seeing them there, and ceased to feel any inclination to go out and
-try to persuade them to enter an old ladies’ home.
-
-At about seven o’clock the omnibuses began to ply. I had never known
-before what was indicated by the verb _to ply_. But I saw at once that
-it is the only word that properly expresses the peculiar gait of an
-omnibus, which is a cross between a rolling lurch and a lumbering
-wobble. Fascination is a mild term for the effect these things had on
-me.
-
-One omnibus might not so enthrall me. I don’t know; I have never seen
-one omnibus alone. But the procession of them along Piccadilly is the
-one thing on earth of which I cannot conceive myself becoming tired.
-
-Their color, form, motion, and sound all partake of the primeval, and
-their continuity of effect is eternal.
-
-My Baedeker tells me that the first omnibuses plying in London were
-“much heavier and clumsier than those now in use.” But of course this is
-a mistake, for they couldn’t have been.
-
-I have heard that tucked away among the gay-colored advertisements that
-are patchworked all over these moving Mammoth Caves are small and
-neatly-lettered signs designating destinations. I do not know this. I
-have never been able to find them. But it doesn’t matter. To get to
-Hampstead Heath, you take a Bovril; to go to the City, take Carter’s
-Ink; and to get anywhere in a hurry, jump on a Horlick’s Malted Milk.
-There is also a graceful serpentine legend lettered down the back of
-each ’bus, but as this usually says “Liverpool Street,” I think it can’t
-mean much.
-
-Personally, I never patronize one of the things. They are too uncanny
-for me, and their ways are more devious than those of our Seventeenth
-Street horse-cars.
-
-Besides, I always feared that, if I got in or on one, I couldn’t see the
-rest of them as a whole. And it is the unbroken continuity that, after
-the coloring, is their greatest charm. I have spent many hours watching
-the Piccadilly procession of them, “like a wounded snake drag its slow
-length along,” and look forward to many hours more of the same delight.
-But the dawn, the daybreak, and the early morning slipped away, and all
-too soon my first day in London had begun.
-
-My mail brought me difficulties of all sorts. There were invitations
-from people, whom well-meaning mutual friends had advised of my arrival.
-There were offers from friends or would-be friends to escort me about on
-shopping or sight-seeing tours. There were cards for functions of more
-or less formality, and there were circulars from tradesmen and
-professional people.
-
-With a Gordian-knot-cutting impulse, I tossed the whole collection into
-my desk, and started out alone for a morning walk.
-
-[Illustration: Tossed the whole collection into my desk.]
-
-Nor shall I ever forget that walk. Not only because it was a “first
-impression,” but because it was the most beautiful piece of
-pedestrianism that ever fell to my lot.
-
-My clubhouse home was almost at the corner of Hamilton Place, and as I
-stepped from its portal out into Piccadilly I seemed to breathe the
-quintessence of London, past, present, and to come.
-
-Meteorologically speaking, the atmosphere was perfect. The reputation
-for fogginess, that London has somehow acquired, is a base libel. Its
-air is marked by a dazzling clearness of haze that, more than anything
-else, “life’s leaden metal into gold transmutes.”
-
-Thus exhilarated at the start, I began my stroll down Piccadilly, and at
-every step I added to my glowing sense of satisfied well-being. I turned
-north into Berkeley Street, and thus started on my first sight-seeing
-tour. And was it not well that I was by myself?
-
-For the most kind and well-meaning cicerone would probably have said,
-
-“Do you not want to see the house where Carlyle died?”
-
-And how embarrassed would I have been to be obliged to make reply:
-
-“No, not especially. But I do want to see where Tomlinson gave up the
-ghost in his house in Berkeley Square.”
-
-Nor would my guide have been able to point out that perhaps mythical
-residence. But I had no trouble in finding it. Unerring instinct guided
-me along Berkeley Square, till I reached what I felt sure was the very
-house, and since I was satisfied, what mattered it to any one else?
-
-This being accomplished, I next proceeded in a desultory and
-inconsequent fashion to explore Mayfair.
-
-Aided, like John Gay, by the goddess Trivia, I knew I could
-
- securely stray
- Where winding alleys lead the doubtful way;
- The silent court and opening square explore,
- And long perplexing lanes untrod before.
-
-And as I trod, I suddenly found myself in Curzon Street. This was a
-pleasant sensation, for did I not well know the name of Curzon Street
-from all the English novels I had ever read? Moreover, I knew that in
-one of its houses Lord Beaconsfield died, and in another the Duke of
-Marlborough lived. The detail of knowing which house was which possessed
-no interest for me.
-
-I rambled on, marvelling at the suddenness with which streets met each
-other, and their calm disregard of all method or symmetry, till I began
-to feel like “the crooked man who walked a crooked mile.”
-
-Attracted by the name of Half-Moon Street, I left Curzon Street for it.
-Shelley once lived in this street, and I selected three houses any one
-of which might have been his home. I went back, I traversed some
-delightful mewses (what _is_ the plural of mews?), crossed Berkeley
-Square, and then, somehow or other, I found myself in Bond Street, and
-my mood changed. At first the shops seemed unattractive and I felt
-disappointment edging itself into my soul.
-
-But like an ugly woman, possessed of charm, the crammed-full windows
-began to fascinate me, and I forgot the inadequate sidewalks and
-unpretentious façades in the absorbing displays of wares.
-
-Bond Street shop-windows are hypnotic. Fifth Avenue windows stolidly
-hold their exhibits up to one’s view, without a trace of invitation, but
-Bond Street windows compel one to enter, by a sort of uncanny influence
-impossible to resist.
-
-Though I expected to shop in London, there was only one article that I
-was really anxious to buy. This was a jade cube. For many years I had
-longed for a jade cube, and American experts had contented themselves
-with stating there was no such thing in existence. Time after time, I
-had begged friends who were going to the ends of the earth to bring me
-back a jade cube from one of the ends, but none had accomplished my
-errand.
-
-I determined therefore to use every effort to secure a jade cube for
-myself, and forthwith began my quest.
-
-A mineralogist on Bond Street showed more interest at once than any of
-my personal friends had ever evinced. Though he declared there was no
-such thing in existence, he further remarked his entire willingness to
-cut one for me from the best quality of Chinese jade.
-
-[Illustration: He was quite as interested.]
-
-He was quite as interested as I was myself, and, though it seemed
-inartistic to end so quickly what I had expected to be a long and
-difficult quest, I left the order.
-
-The cube turned out a perfect success, and will always be one of my
-dearest and best-loved possessions. It has the same charm of perfection
-that characterizes a Japanese rock-crystal ball, and the added interest
-of being unique. There was, too, a charm in the interest shown in the
-cube by the old mineralogist, and also by his wife.
-
-The day I went after the completed polished cube, the elderly madame
-came into the shop from a back room, to congratulate me on the
-attainment of my desire.
-
-Incidentally, the good people endeavored (and successfully) to persuade
-me to buy further of their wares.
-
-They had a bewildering assortment of semi-precious stones, curious
-minerals, and wrought metals and strange bits of handiwork from foreign
-countries. Beads, of course, in profusion, and fascinatingly ugly little
-idols. As all these things have great charm for me, and as I am always
-easily persuaded to buy, I bought largely, to the great satisfaction of
-the elderly shopkeepers. But, as I had learned a little of their tricks
-and their manners I offered them, a bit shamefacedly, a lower price in
-each instance than they asked. To my relief, they took this proceeding
-quite as a matter of course, and cheerfully accepted the smaller sum
-without demur.
-
-But to return to that first morning, after my interview with the
-mild-mannered mineralogist I strolled along Old Bond Street back to
-Piccadilly.
-
-The Tennyson’s Brook of omnibuses was still going on, and I stood on the
-corner to watch them again. From this point of view the effect is quite
-different from that seen from an upstairs window.
-
-You cease to generalize about the procession, and regard the individual
-’bus with a new awe.
-
-The ocean may be wider,—the Flatiron Building may be taller,—but
-there’s nothing in all the world so big as a London omnibus.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _V._ _A Hostess at Home_
-
-An English telephone is a contradiction in terms. If it is in England,
-it isn’t a telephone. It is a thing that looks something like a broken
-ox-yoke, that is manipulated something like a trombone, and is about as
-effectual as the Keeley Motor.
-
-A course of lessons is necessary to learn to use one, but the lessons
-are wasted, as the instrument is invariably out of order, and moreover,
-nobody has one, anyhow.
-
-But one morning, before I had discovered all this, I was summoned to the
-telephone booth of the Pantheon Club, and blithely grasped the
-cumbersome affair, with its receiver on one end and its transmitter on
-the other. I ignorantly held it wrong end to, but that made no
-difference, as it wouldn’t work either way.
-
-“Grawsp it stiffer, madame,” advised the anxious Buttons who engineered
-it. At length I discovered that this meant to press firmly on a fret, as
-if playing a flute, but by this time the party addressing me had been
-disconnected from the other end, and all attempts to regain
-communication were futile.
-
-[Illustration: “Grawsp it stiffer, M’am.”]
-
-The boy took the instrument, and I have never seen a finer display of
-human ingenuity and patience than he showed for the next half-hour
-trying to hear that chord again. Then he gave it up, and, laying the
-horrid thing gently in its cradle, he nonchalantly informed me that if
-the party awrsked for me again, he’d send me naotice, and then demanded
-tuppence.
-
-This I willingly paid, as I was always glad to get rid of those copper
-heavy-weights; and, too, it seemed a remarkably small price even for a
-telephone call,—until I suddenly remembered that I hadn’t made the
-call,—nor had I received it.
-
-The call was repeated later, and after another distracting session of
-incoherent shouting, and painfully-cramped finger muscles, I learned
-that I was invited to an informal dinner that evening at Mrs.
-Marchbanks’s at seven-thirty.
-
-I had not intended to plunge into the social whirl so soon, and had
-declined all the many invitations which had come to me by mail.
-
-But somehow the telephone invitation took me unawares, and, too, I was
-so pleased to succeed in getting the message at all that it seemed
-ungracious and ungrateful to refuse. So, I took a fresh grip on the
-fretted monster, and, aiming my voice carefully at the far-away
-transmitter, I shouted an acceptance. I hoped it reached the goal, but
-as there was nothing but awful silence afterward, I had to take it on
-faith, and I went away to look over my dinner gowns.
-
-The invitation had been classed as “informal,” but I knew the elasticity
-of that term, and so, though I did not select my very best raiment, I
-chose a pretty _décolleté_ frock, that had “New York” legibly written on
-its every fold and pucker.
-
-So late is the dusk of the London spring that I easily made my toilette
-by daylight, and was all ready at seven o’clock.
-
-Carefully studying my Baedeker maps and plans to make sure of the
-distance, I stepped into my hansom just in time to reach my destination
-at a minute or two before half past seven, assuming that New York
-customs prevailed in England.
-
-The door was opened to me by an amazed-looking maid, who seemed so
-uncertain what to do with me that I almost grew embarrassed myself.
-
-Finally, she asked me to follow her up-stairs, and then ushered me into
-a room where my hostess, in the hands of her maid, was in the earliest
-stages of her toilette.
-
-“You dear thing,” she said, “how sweet of you to come. Yes, Louise, that
-_aigrette_ is right. Here is the key of my jewel case.”
-
-“I fear I have mistaken the hour,” I said; “the telephone was a bit
-difficult,—but I understood half past seven.”
-
-“Yes,” agreed Mrs. Marchbanks, studying the back of her head in a
-hand-mirror, “but in London seven-thirty means eight, you know.”
-
-This was definite information, and I promptly stored it away for future
-use. Also, it was reliable information, for it proved true, and at eight
-the guests began to arrive.
-
-Dinner was served at quarter to nine, and all was well.
-
-Incidentally I had learned my lesson.
-
-The half-hour in the drawing-room before dinner was an interesting
-“first impression” of that indescribable combination of warmth and frost
-known as a London Hostess.
-
-Further experience taught me that Mrs. Marchbanks was a typical one.
-
-The London hostess’s invariable mode of procedure is a sudden,
-inordinate gush of welcome, followed immediately by an icy stare. By the
-time you have politely responded to the welcome, your hostess has
-forgotten your existence. Nay, more, she seems almost to have forgotten
-her own. She is vague, self-absorbed, and quite oblivious of your
-existence. I have heard of a lady with a gracious presence. The London
-hostess is best described by _a gracious absence_.
-
-But having adapted yourself to this condition, your hostess is likely to
-whirl about and dart a remark or a question at you.
-
-On the evening under discussion, my hostess suddenly broke off her own
-greeting to another guest, to say to me, “Of course you’ll be wanting to
-buy some new clothes at once.”
-
-This statement was accompanied by a deliberate survey, from _berthe_ to
-hem, of my palpably American-made gown, and as the incident pleased my
-sense of humor, I felt no resentment, and amiably acquiesced in her
-decision.
-
-Then, funnily enough, the conversation turned upon good-breeding.
-
-“A well-bred Englishwoman,” my hostess dictatorially observed, “never
-talks of herself. She tactfully makes the person to whom she is talking
-the subject of conversation.”
-
-“But,” said I, “if the person to whom she is talking is also well-bred,
-he must reject that subject, and tactfully talk about the first speaker.
-This must bring about a deadlock.” She looked at me, or rather through
-me, in a pitying, uncomprehending way, and went on:
-
-“The well-bred Englishwoman never makes an allusion or an implication
-that could cause even the slightest trace of discomfiture or annoyance
-to the person addressed.”
-
-This, of itself, seemed true enough, but again she turned swiftly toward
-me, and abruptly inquired, “Doesn’t the servility of the English
-servants embarrass you?”
-
-This time, too, my sense of humor saved me from embarrassment, but I
-began to think serious-minded persons should not brave the slings and
-arrows of a well-bred Englishwoman.
-
-Geniality and ingenuousness are alike unknown to the English hostess. It
-is a very rare thing to meet a _charming_ Englishwoman. Good traits they
-have in plenty and many sterling qualities which Americans often lack,
-but magnetism and responsiveness are as a rule not among these
-qualities.
-
-And I do not yet know whether it is through ignorance or with _malice
-prepense_ that an English hostess greets you effusively, and then drops
-you with an air of finality that gives a “lost your last friend” feeling
-more than anything else in all the world.
-
-This state of things is of course more pronouncedly noticeable at teas
-than at dinners. At an afternoon reception, the hostility of the hostess
-is beyond all words. Moreover, at English afternoon teas there are two
-rules. One is you may not speak to a fellow-guest without an
-introduction. The other is that no introduction is necessary between
-guests of the house. One of these rules is always inflexibly enforced at
-every tea; but the casual guest never knows which one, and so
-complications ensue.
-
-English hostesses always seem to me very much like that peculiar kind of
-flowered chintz with which they cover their furniture—the kind that
-looks like oilcloth, and is very cold and shiny, very beautiful, very
-slippery, and decidedly uncomfortable.
-
-But in inverse proportion to the conversational unsatisfactoriness of
-the English women are the entertaining powers of the English men. They
-are voluntarily delightful. They make an effort (if necessary) to be
-pleasantly talkative and amusing.
-
-And, notwithstanding the traditional slurs on British humor, the English
-society man is deliciously humorous, and often as brilliantly witty as
-our own Americans.
-
-At the dinner I have mentioned above, I was seated next to a somewhat
-insignificant-looking young man of true English spick-and-spanness, and
-with a delightful drawl, almost like the one written as dialect in
-international novels.
-
-Perhaps in consideration of my probable American attitude toward British
-humor, he good-naturedly amused me with jokes directed against his
-national peculiarities.
-
-He described graphically an Englishman who was blindly groping about in
-his brain for a good story which he had heard and stored away there.
-“Ah, yes,” said the supposed would-be jester; “the man was ill; and he
-said his physician advised that he should every morning take a cup of
-coffee and take a walk around the place.”
-
-[Illustration: He amused me with jokes directed against his national
-peculiarities.]
-
-“He had missed the point, do you see,” explained my amusing neighbor,
-“and the joke should have been ‘take a cup of coffee, and take a walk on
-the grounds,’ do you see?”
-
-So pleased was the young man with the whole story, that I laughed in
-sympathy, and he went on to say:
-
-“But you Americans make just the same mistakes about our jokes. Now only
-last week _Punch_ had a ripping line asking why the Americans were
-making such a fuss about Bishop Potter, and said any one would think he
-was a meat-potter. Now one of your New York daily papers borrowed the
-thing, and made it read, ‘What’s the matter with Bishop Potter? Any one
-would think he was a meat packer.’ ’Pon my honor, Miss Emmins, I know
-that for a fact!”
-
-“Then I think,” I replied, “that we ought never again to throw stones at
-the British sense of humor.”
-
-In the pause that followed, a bulky English lord across the table was
-heard denouncing the course taken by a certain political party. So
-energetic were his gestures, and so forceful his speech, that he had
-grown very red and belligerent-looking, and fairly hammered the table in
-his indignation.
-
-[Illustration: Denouncing the course taken by a certain political
-party.]
-
-The young man next to me looked at him, as an indulgent father might
-look at a naughty child. “Isn’t he the saucy puss?” said my neighbor,
-turning to me with such a roguish smile that his remark seemed the
-funniest thing I had ever heard.
-
-I frankly told my attractive dinner partner that the men of London
-society were far more entertaining than the women. He did not seem
-surprised at this, but seemed to look upon it as an accepted condition.
-
-I glanced across the table at a young Englishwoman. She was an
-“Honorable,” and possessed of a jointed surname. She was attired with
-great wealth and unbecomingness, and, to sum her up in a general way,
-she looked as if she did _not_ write poetry.
-
-[Illustration: She was an “Honorable” and possessed of a jointed
-surname.]
-
-“Yes,” she was saying, “cabs are cheap with us, but if you ride a lot in
-a day, they count up.” This is a stock remark with London women and I
-was not surprised to hear it again.
-
-I glanced at my young man. He too had heard, and he quickly caught my
-mental attitude.
-
-“Yes,” he said, “Englishwomen and girls are very fit; they’re good form,
-accomplished, and all that. But, though they know a lot, somehow,
-er,—their minds don’t jell.”
-
-As this exactly expressed my own opinion, I was delighted at his clever
-phrasing of it.
-
-But if the Englishman is charming as a dinner guest, he is even more so
-when he is host, as he often is at afternoon tea. And though I attended
-many teas presided over by London men, all others fade into
-insignificance beside the one given me at the _Punch_ office.
-
-I was the only guest, the host was the genial and miraculously clever
-Editor of _Punch_.
-
-The tea was of the ordinary London deliciousness, the cakes and thin
-bread-and-butter were, as always, over there, the best in the world; but
-it was served to us on the historic _Punch_ table, the great table where
-every Friday night, since the beginning of that publication, its
-editorial staff has dined.
-
-And as each diner at some time cut his monogram into the table, the
-semi-polished surface shows priceless memorials of the great British
-authors, artists, and illustrators.
-
-I was informed by my kind host that I might sit at any place I chose. I
-hesitated between Thackeray’s and Mark Lemon’s, but finally by a sudden
-impulse I dropped into a chair in front of the monogram of George du
-Maurier.
-
-The Editor of _Punch_ smiled a little, but he only said, “You Americans
-are a humorous people.”
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _VII._ _The Light on Burns’s Brow._
-
-My own subjective London was achieving itself. I have always remembered
-pleasantly, how,
-
- Without a bit of trouble,
- Arabella blew a bubble,
-
-and, with emulative ease, I blew a beautiful, impalpable, iridescent
-sphere and called it London.
-
-To be sure, a single interrogation point from an earnest Tourist would
-have burst my bubble, for my whole London hadn’t a Tower or a British
-Museum in it.
-
-Nor was this an oversight. Calling to my aid a moral courage that was
-practically a moral hardihood, I had deliberately concluded I would do
-no sightseeing. Not that I objected to seeing a sight, now and then, but
-the sight would have to put itself in my way, and the conditions would
-have to be such that I should prefer to go through the sight rather than
-around it.
-
-Indeed, it was largely the word _sightseeing_ that I took exception to.
-Such a very defective verb! Who would voluntarily put herself in a
-position to say, “I sightsaw the National Gallery yesterday,” or “I have
-sightseen the whole City,” and then have no proper parts of speech to
-say it with?
-
-Moreover, I was not willing to go about my London carrying a Baedeker.
-In truth, my soul was possessed of conflicting emotions toward that
-little red book. As a directory it was invaluable. Never did I get an
-invitation to a place of mysterious sound, such as Kensington Gore, or
-Bird-in-Bush Road, but I ran to my Baedeker and quickly found therein
-the location, description, and directions for reaching the same. I soon
-mastered the pink and gray maps, with their clever contrivance of
-corresponding numbers, and with my Baedeker back of me I could have
-found the most obscure and bewildering address that even a Londoner is
-capable of devising.
-
-But the pages devoted to “Sights which Should on No Account be Omitted,”
-and the kindly advice on “Disposition of Time for the Hurried Visitor,”
-I avoided with all the strength of my unsightseeing soul.
-
-[Illustration: The ingenious efforts of tourists to disguise their
-Baedekers.]
-
-I was often amused at the ingenious efforts of tourists to disguise
-their Baedekers. One tailor-made American girl had hers neatly covered
-with bright blue paper, quite oblivious of the fact that the marbled
-edges and fluttering red and black tapes are unmistakable. Another, a
-pedagogic Bostonian, had hers wrapped in brown paper and tied with a
-string. Another had a leather case which exactly fitted the volume. And
-I thought that as the nude in art is far less suggestive than the
-semi-draped figure, so the uncovered red book was really less noticeable
-than these futile attempts at disguise.
-
-Having, then, definitely decided that I should eventually return to
-America without having set foot in the Tower, the Bank or the
-Charter-house, I drew a long breath of content, and gave myself up to
-the delight of just living in the atmosphere of my own London.
-
-And yet, I wanted to go to the Tower, the Bank, and the Charter-house. I
-wanted to go to Westminster Abbey and Saint Paul’s and the National
-Gallery. But I did not want to go for the first time. I wanted to
-revisit these places, and how could I do that when I had never yet
-visited them?
-
-First impressions of Piccadilly or Hyde Park are all very well, but
-first impressions are incongruous in connection with Westminster Abbey.
-What has crude admiration to do with experienced sublimity? How absurd
-to let the gaze of surprise rest upon age-accustomed glory! What
-presumption to look at solemn ancient grandeur as at a novelty! I wished
-that I had been to Westminster Abbey many, many times, and that I could
-drift in again some lovely summer afternoon to revive old memories and
-renew old emotions.
-
-But as this might not be, then would I keep away from it entirely, and
-study it from books as I had always done.
-
-One day a departing caller carelessly left behind her a pamphlet
-entitled _The Deanery Guide to Westminster Abbey_. With a natural
-curiosity I picked it up and opened it.
-
-[Illustration: That bore an advertisement of Rowland’s Macassar Oil!]
-
-But I got no farther than the first fly-leaf, for that bore an
-advertisement of _Rowland’s Macassar Oil_! I promptly forgot the
-existence of Westminster Abbey in the delight of finding that my London
-contained such a desirable commodity. Not that I wished to purchase the
-lotion, but I was absorbingly interested to learn that there really was
-such a thing. I had never heard of it before except in connection with
-the Aged, aged man, a-sitting on a gate, who manufactured Rowland’s
-Macassar Oil from mountain rills which he chanced to set ablaze. The
-remembrance of that dear old white-haired man, placidly going his ways,
-and content with the tuppence ha’-penny that rewarded his toil, filled
-my soul to the exclusion of all else, and he made a welcome addition to
-the census of my own London. It was pleasant, too, to reflect on the
-sound logic of the English people when they coined the word
-“anti-macassar.” How much more restrictedly definite than our word
-“tidy”!
-
-Well, then next it came about that I went for a walk.
-
-And, as was bound to happen sooner or later, I was strolling
-unthinkingly along, when I found myself with the Houses of Parliament on
-my right hand and Westminster Abbey on my left. I was fairly caught, and
-surrendered at discretion. The only question was which way to turn. As I
-had no choice in the matter, I should logically have gone, like John
-Buridan’s Ass, straight ahead, and so missed both; but the Abbey, with
-an almost imperceptible nod of invitation, compelled me to turn that
-way, and involuntarily, though not at all unwillingly, I entered.
-
-Whereupon I made the startling discovery that I was in the Poets’
-Corner! Now, I had definitely planned that if ever I _did_ visit the
-Abbey, I would enter by the North Transept, and gradually accustom
-myself to the atmosphere of the place. I would go away after a short
-inspection, and return several times to revisit it, before I even
-approached the Poets’ Corner. And to find myself thus unexpectedly and
-somewhat informally introduced to an inscription attesting the rarity of
-Ben Jonson, took me unawares, and my eyes rested coldly on the words,
-and then passed on, still uninterestedly, to Spencer, Milton, and Gray.
-
-[Illustration: I took a few tentative steps, which brought me to the
-bust of our own Longfellow.]
-
-Uncertain whether to advance or retreat I took a few tentative steps,
-which brought me to the bust of our own Longfellow. The dignified and
-old-school New Englander is here represented as a plump-faced and jovial
-gentleman with very curly hair. The marble is excessively white and
-new-looking, and altogether the monument suggests the Longfellow who
-wrote “There was a little girl, who had a little curl,” rather than the
-author of _Evangeline_. But if not of poetic effect, the bust is
-satisfactory as a fine type of American manhood, so I smiled back at it,
-and passed on.
-
-Then, by chance, I turned into the South Transept.
-
-It was about five o’clock on a midsummer afternoon, the hour, as I have
-often since proved, when the spell of the Poets’ Corner is most
-potent—the hour when a prismatic shaft of sunlight strikes exactly on
-the marble forehead of Burns, and flickering sun-rays light up the face
-of Southey. There, above the mortal remains of Henry Irving, I stood,
-and as I looked up, I knew that at last Westminster Abbey and I were at
-one.
-
-For I saw Shakespeare.
-
-It was not the emotional atmosphere of the place, for that had not as
-yet affected me. It was not historic association, for I knew
-Shakespeare’s bones did not rest there. It was not the inherent,
-artistic worth of the sculptured figure, for I knew that it has never
-been looked upon as a masterpiece, and that Walpole, or somebody, called
-it “preposterous.” But it was Shakespeare, and from his eyes there shone
-all the wonder, the beauty, and the immortality of his genius.
-
-I am told the whole monument is wrong in composition and in execution,
-but that is merely
-
- A fault to pardon in the drawing’s lines,—
- Its body, so to speak; its soul is right.
-
-Or at least it was to me, and from that moment I felt at home in
-Westminster Abbey.
-
-Without leaving the United States, I could have found a more magnificent
-statue of Shakespeare in our own Library of Congress, but no other
-representation of him, in paint or stone, has ever portrayed to my mind
-the personality of the poet as does the Abbey monument.
-
-I invited emotions and they accepted with thanks. They came in crowds,
-rushing, and soon I was unqualifiedly certain that I would rather be
-dead in Westminster Abbey than alive out of it. Having reached this
-important decision, I broke off my emotions at their height and went
-home.
-
-The next day, as the sunlight touched Burns’s uplifted brow, I was there
-again, and the next, and the next.
-
-The first impressions being comfortably over, Shakespeare and I became
-very good friends, without the necessity for heaving breast and
-suppressed tears on my part.
-
-I had affable feelings, too, toward many of the other great and
-near-great. It amused me to learn how many succeeded in getting into the
-Abbey by the mere accident of dying while there was plenty of room.
-
-John Gay, they tell me, is one of the interlopers, and his epitaph,
-
- Life is a jest and all things show it;
- I thought so once, but now I know it,
-
-is dubbed irreverent.
-
-But to my mind the irreverence is not in the sentiment, but in the fact
-that it is placed upon his tomb, the responsibility therefore, even
-though Gay requested it, lying with his survivors. Surely the man who
-wrote _Trivia_ is as much entitled to honor as many others whose virtues
-are set forth in stone.
-
-But if any one is disturbed by Gay’s irreverence, he has only to step
-through the door which is close at hand, into the little chapel of St.
-Faith.
-
-For some indefinable reason, this chapel breathes more the spirit of
-reverence and holiness than any other in the Abbey. There is no especial
-beauty of decoration here, but he who can enter the solemn little room
-without putting up the most fervent prayer of his life must be of an
-unresponsive nature indeed.
-
-[Illustration: He so dominates the group of tourists he conducts that
-they often show signs of almost human intelligence.]
-
-It did not seem to me inharmonious to visit the Chapels of the Sanctuary
-in charge of a verger. The Abbey guide is also a philosopher and friend.
-His intoned information is pleasantly in keeping with the chiselled
-epitaphs, and his personality is invariably delightful; and he so
-dominates the group of tourists he conducts that they often show signs
-of almost human intelligence. The guide answers questions, not
-perfunctorily, but with an air of personal interest. To be sure, he
-passes lightly over many of the most impressive figures and proudly
-exhibits the fearsome Death who jabs a dart at Lady Nightingale, while
-her husband politely endeavors to protect her. But after becoming
-acquainted with the chapels one may return on free days and visit,
-unescorted, the tomb of Sir Francis Vere.
-
-The Waxen Effigies greatly took my fancy. Hidden away in an upper room,
-they are well worth the extra fee which it costs to see them. The verger
-describes them with a show of real affection, and indeed, I felt
-strangely drawn to the ghastly puppets, which are, undoubtedly, very
-like the kings and queens they represent. William and Mary are easily
-lodged in a case by themselves, and their brocades and velvets and real
-laces are beautiful to look upon, though stiffened by age and dirt.
-Elizabeth is a terror, and Charles the Second a horror, but vastly
-fascinating in their weird dreadfulness. Again and again I returned to
-my waxen friends, and found that they gave me more historic atmosphere
-than their biographies or tombs.
-
-Hanging round the outside of the Abbey, I one day stumbled into St.
-Margaret’s. The window is wonderful, of course, but I was more
-interested in remembering that here Mr. Pepys married the wife of whom
-he later naïvely chronicled:
-
-“She finds, with reason, that in the company of other women that I love,
-I do not value her or mind her as I ought.”
-
-Having seen the church where Pepys was married, I felt an impulse to
-visit the house where he died. But I was relieved rather than otherwise
-to learn that no trace of the house now remains.
-
-And, anyway, the house where he died wasn’t the house where he made the
-pathetic entry in his _Diary_:
-
-“Home, and, being washing day, dined upon cold meat.”
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _VII._ _Certain Social Uncertainties_
-
-Londoners have no definiteness of any sort. Their most striking trait
-is, paradoxically, a vague uncertainty, and this is seen in everything
-connected with London, from the weather to the gauzy, undecided,
-wavering scarfs which the women universally wear.
-
-Indeed I do not know of anything that so perfectly represents the
-mentality of an Englishwoman as these same uncertain morsels of drapery.
-
-This state of things is doubtless founded on a logical topographical
-fact. Baedeker states that the city of London is built on a tract of
-undulating clay soil, and the foundation of the average Londoner’s mind
-seems to be of equal instability.
-
-I have learned from the recent newspapers that, owing to these
-lamentable subsoil conditions, Saint Paul’s Cathedral is even now
-cracking and crumbling, and parallel cases may sometime be noted among
-the great minds of the Britons.
-
-I trust this will not be mistakenly thought to mean any disparagement to
-the British mind, whether great or small. It is, I am sure, a matter of
-taste; and the English people prefer their waveringness of brain, as the
-Pisan Tower prefers to lean.
-
-The result of this state of things is, naturally, a lack of a sense of
-proportion, and an absolute ignorance of values.
-
-And it is this that makes it impossible, or at least improbable, to
-generalize about the manners and customs of London’s polite society;
-though indeed anything so uncertain as their society ways can scarcely
-be called customs.
-
-I received one morning from Mrs. C. a hastily-written note of invitation
-to dine with her that same evening.
-
-“Quite informally,” the note said, “and afterward,” it went on, “we will
-drop in at Lady Sutherland’s.”
-
-As I had learned that “quite informally” meant anything its writer chose
-it to mean, I was uncertain as to the formality of the function, and,
-having no idea who Lady Sutherland might be, I asked information of a
-casual caller.
-
-[Illustration: “Why, in social importance, she’s only next to the
-King!”]
-
-“Who is she?” was the response, “why, in social importance, she’s only
-next to the King! that’s all! She’s the Duchess of Sutherland. She lives
-in Stafford House. You may not be familiar with Stafford House, but it
-is on record that when Queen Victoria was there, calling on a former
-Duchess of Sutherland, she took her leave with the remark, ‘I will now
-go from your palace to my humble home,’ referring to her own residence
-in Buckingham.”
-
-[Illustration: And so for the informal dinner I arrayed myself.]
-
-I was dumfounded! To be invited to Stafford House in that careless way,
-and to have the Duchess of Sutherland mentioned casually as Lady
-Sutherland,—well!
-
-And so for the informal dinner I arrayed myself in the most elaborate
-costume in my wardrobe.
-
-Nor was I overdressed. The informal dinner proved to be a most pompous
-function, and after it we were all whisked into carriages, and taken to
-the reception at Stafford House.
-
-Once inside of the beautiful palace I ceased to wonder at Queen
-Victoria’s remark. Admitted to be the most beautiful of all English
-private mansions, Stafford House seemed to my American inexperience far
-more wonderful than Aladdin’s palace could possibly have been.
-
-The magnificent Entrance Hall, with its branching staircase and
-impressive gallery, seemed an appropriate setting for the beautiful
-Duchess, who stood on the staircase landing to greet her guests. Robed
-in billows of white satin, and adorned with what seemed to me must be
-the crown jewels, the charming, gracious lady was as simple and
-unaffected of manner as any American girl. She greeted me with a
-sincerity of welcome that had not lost its charm by having already been
-accorded to thousands of others.
-
-Then, a mere atom of the thronging multitude, I was swept on by the
-guiding hands of belaced and bepowdered lackeys, and, quite in keeping
-with the unexpectedness of all things in London, I found myself suddenly
-embarked on a sightseeing tour. But this was a sort of sightseeing
-toward which I felt no objection. To be jostled by thousands, all
-arrayed in costumes and jewels that were sights in themselves; to visit
-not only the great picture gallery of Stafford House, but the smaller
-apartments, rarely shown to visitors; to be treated by guests and
-attendants as an honored friend of the family and not as an intruder;
-all these things made me thoroughly enjoy what would otherwise have been
-a sightseeing bore.
-
-It was a marvellous pageant, and to stand looking over the railing of
-the high balcony at the crush of vague-expressioned lights of London
-society, drifting slowly up the staircase in their own impassive way,
-was to me a “Sight Which Should on No Account be Omitted.”
-
-With a sort of chameleonic tendency, I involuntarily acquired a similar
-air, and like one in a dream I was introduced to celebrities of all
-degrees. Authors of renown, artists of repute, soldiers of glorious
-record, all were presented in bewildering succession.
-
-Their demeanor was invariably gracious, kindly, and charming; they
-addressed me as if intensely interested in my well-being, past, present,
-and future. And yet, combined with their warm interest, was that
-indefinite, preoccupied, waveringness of expression, that made me feel
-positive if I should suddenly sink through the floor the speaker would
-go on talking just the same, quite unaware of my absence.
-
-The feast prepared for this grand army of society was on a scale
-commensurate with the rest of the exhibition.
-
-Apparently, whoever was in charge had simply provided all there was in
-the world of everything; and a guest had merely to mention a preference
-for anything edible, and it was immediately served to him.
-
-The Londoners of course, being quite unaware what they wanted to eat,
-vaguely suggested one thing or another at random; and the vague waiters,
-apparently knowing the game, brought them something quite different.
-These viands the Londoners consumed with satisfaction; but in what was
-unmistakably a crass ignorance of what they were eating.
-
-All this fascinated me so that I greatly desired to try experiments,
-such as sprinkling their food thickly with red pepper or putting sugar
-in their wine. I have not the slightest doubt that they would have
-calmly continued their repast, without the slightest suspicion of
-anything wrong.
-
-The air of the “passive patrician” of London society is unmistakable,
-inimitable, and absorbingly interesting; and never did I have a better
-opportunity to observe it than at the beautiful reception at Stafford
-House to which I was invited, “quite informally.”
-
-In contrast to this, and as a fine example of the Londoner’s utter
-absence of a sense of proportion, listen to the tale of a lady who
-called on me one day.
-
-I had met her before, but knew her very slightly. She was exceedingly
-polite, and well-bred, and of very formal manner.
-
-The purpose of her call was to invite me to her house. She definitely
-stated a date ten days hence, and asked if I would enjoy a
-bread-and-milk supper. “For we are plain folk,” she said, “and do not
-entertain on an elaborate scale.”
-
-I accepted with pleasure, and she went politely away.
-
-But I was not to be fooled by intimations of informality. “Bread and
-milk,” indeed! _that_, I well knew, was a euphonious burlesque for a
-high tea if not a sumptuous dinner. I remembered that she had called
-personally to invite me; that she asked me ten days before the occasion;
-and that the hour, seven o’clock, might mean anything at all.
-
-Therefore, when the day came, I donned evening costume, called a hansom,
-and started.
-
-I had never been to the house before, and on reaching it found myself
-confronted by a high stone wall and a broad wooden door.
-
-Pushing open the latter, I doubtfully entered, and seemed to be in a
-large and somewhat neglected garden filled with a tangle of shrubs,
-vines, and flowers. Magnificent old trees drooped their branches low
-over the winding paths; rustic arbors, covered with earwiggy vines,
-would have delighted Amy March; here and there a broken and
-weather-beaten statue of stone or marble poked its head or its
-headlessness up through the wandering branches.
-
-I started uncertainly along the most promising of the paths, and at last
-came in sight of a house.
-
-A picturesque affair it was. A staircase ran up on the outside, and a
-tree,—an actual tree—came up through the middle of the roof. It was
-like a small, tall cottage, almost covered with rambling vines, and
-surrounded by an irregular, paved court.
-
-From an inconspicuous portal my hostess advanced to greet me. She wore a
-summer muslin, simply made, and I promptly felt embarrassed because of
-my stunning evening gown.
-
-Her welcome was most cordial, and expressive of beaming hospitality.
-
-“You must enter by the back door,” she explained, “as the vines have
-grown over the trellis, so that we cannot get around them to the front
-door to enter; though of course we can go out at it. But this side of
-the house is more picturesque, anyway. Do you not think it delightful?”
-
-A bit bewildered, I was ushered into a room, strange, but most
-interesting. It contained a mantel and fireplace which had been
-originally in Oliver Goldsmith’s house, and which was a valuable gem,
-both intrinsically and by association. The other fittings of the room
-were quite in harmony with this unique possession, and showed
-experienced selection, and taste in arrangement. The next room, in the
-centre of the house, was the one through which the tree grew. Straight
-up, from floor to ceiling, the magnificent trunk formed a noble column,
-around which had been built a somewhat undignified table.
-
-Another room was entirely furnished with wonderful specimens of old
-Spanish marquetry—such exquisite pieces that it seemed unfair for one
-person to own them all. Any one of them would have been a gem of any
-collection.
-
-My friend was a charming hostess; and when her husband appeared, he
-proved not only a charming host, but a marvellous conversationalist.
-
-So engrossed did we all become in talking, so quick were my friends at
-repartee, so interesting the tales they told of their varied
-experiences, that the time slipped away rapidly, and the quaint old
-clock, which was a gem of some period or other, chimed eight before any
-mention had been made of the evening meal.
-
-“Why, it’s after supper-time!” exclaimed my hostess, “let us go to the
-dining-room at once.”
-
-The dining-room was another revelation. One corner was occupied by a
-huge, high-backed angle-shaped seat of carved wood, which carried with
-it the atmosphere of a ruined cathedral or a _Hofbrauhaus_. The latter
-effect was perhaps due to the sturdy oaken table which had been drawn
-into the corner, convenient to the great settee.
-
-After we were seated, a maid suddenly appeared. She was garbed in a
-gorgeous and elaborate costume which seemed to be the perfection of a
-peasant’s holiday attire. Huge gold earrings and strings of clinking
-beads were worn with a confection of bright-colored satin and cotton
-lace, which would have been conspicuous in the front row of a comic
-opera chorus.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-If you’ll believe me, that Gilbert and Sullivan piece of property
-brought in and served, with neatness and despatch, a meal which
-consisted solely of bread and milk!
-
-The bowls were of Crown Derby, the milk in jugs of magnificent old ware,
-and the old silver spoons were beyond price.
-
-Yet so accustomed had I become to unexpectedness, and so imbued was I
-with the spirit of surprise that haunted the whole place, that the
-proceeding seemed quite rational, and I ate my bread and milk
-contentedly and in large quantities.
-
-[Illustration: I ate my bread and milk contentedly and in large
-quantities.]
-
-There was no other guest, but I shall never forget the delight of that
-supper. Never have I seen a more innate and beautiful hospitality; never
-have I heard more delightfully witty conversation; never have I been so
-fascinated by an experience.
-
-And so if Londoners choose to scribble a hasty note inviting one
-carelessly to a reception at Stafford House, and if they see fit to make
-a personal call far in advance to ask one to a bread-and-milk supper,
-far be it from me to object. But I merely observe, in passing, that they
-have no sense of proportion, at least in their ideas of the formality
-demanded by social occasions.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _VIII._ _A Sentimental Journey_
-
-I suppose every one experiences sudden moments of self-revelation that
-come without rhyme or reason, like a thunderbolt out of a clear sky:
-revelations that make clear in one illuminative flash conditions and
-motives that have been tangled in a vague obscurity of doubt.
-
-It was when such an instantaneous radiance of mental vision came to me I
-realized at once why I had come to England. It was simply and only that
-I might visit Stratford-on-Avon.
-
-Nor was this pilgrimage to be lightly undertaken. Well I knew that the
-position Shakespeare occupied in my lists of hero-worship demanded that
-a fitting tribute of emotion be displayed at sight of such material
-memorials as were preserved at his birthplace.
-
-Moreover, I knew that, whatever might be my sense of reverential homage,
-in me the power of emotional demonstration did not abound.
-
-But it is ever my custom, when possible, to supply or amend such lacks
-as I may note in my nature, by any available means.
-
-And what could be wiser than when going on such an important journey,
-and where I knew my own powers would fall short of an imperative
-requirement, to take with me some one who should adequately supplement
-my shortcomings?
-
-Being of a methodical nature, I have my friends as definitely classified
-and as neatly pigeon-holed as my old letters. Mentally running over my
-collection of available companions, I stopped at Sentimental Tommy,
-knowing I need look no further.
-
-Of course Sentimental Tommy was not his real name, but it is my custom
-to bestow upon my friends such titles as seem to me appropriate or
-descriptive.
-
-Sentimental Tommy, then, was the only man in the world, so far as I
-knew, who would make a perfect associate for a day in Stratford. His
-especial qualifications were a chameleonic power of adaptability, an
-instant and sympathetic comprehension of mood, an unbounded capacity for
-sentiment, and a genius for comradeship. He was also a man to whom one
-could say “come, and he cometh,” without any fuss about it.
-
-The date being arranged, I turned to my Baedeker and was deeply
-delighted to discover that we must take a train from Euston Station. For
-it seemed that the wonderful columned façade of Euston was the only
-appropriate exit from London, when one’s destination was Stratford. I
-had hoped that our route might cause us to pass through Upper Tooting,
-as, next to Stratford, this was to me the most interesting name in my
-little red book. I know not why, but Upper Tooting has always possessed
-for me a strange fascination and, though it sounds merely like the high
-notes of a French horn, yet my intuition tells me that it is full of
-deep and absorbing interest.
-
-Sentimental Tommy met me at Euston Station, and bought tickets for
-Stratford as casually as if it had been on the Pennsylvania Railroad.
-Tommy was in jubilant spirits that morning, with the peculiar kind of
-international triumph which comes only to an American who has attained
-some especial favour of the English. Gleefully he told me of his great
-luck: Only that morning he had been kicked by the King’s cat! An early
-stroll past Buckingham Palace and along Constitution Hill had resulted
-in an interview with the royal feline, and the above-mentioned honorable
-result had been achieved. My observation to the effect that I didn’t
-know that cats kicked, was met by the simple statement that this cat
-did,—and then we went on to Stratford.
-
-[Illustration: Kicked by the King’s cat.]
-
-The ride being in part through the same country that I had traversed
-when coming to London, I felt quite at home in my surroundings; and we
-chatted gayly of everything under the sun except the immortal hero of
-our pilgrimage.
-
-That’s what I like about Tommy—he has such a wonderful intuitive sense
-of conversational values. And though his obsession by Shakespeare is
-precisely the same as my own, and though he is himself a _Bartlett’s
-Concordance_ in men’s clothing, yet I knew, for a surety, that he would
-quote no line from the poet through the entire day.
-
-As we had neither of us ever been in Stratford before, we left the train
-at the station and paced the little town with an anticipation that was
-like a blank page, to be written on by whatever might happen next.
-
-Trusting to Tommy’s instinct, we asked no questions of guidance, and
-started off at random, on a nowise remarkable street. It was an affable
-August day, and our gait was much like that of a snail at full gallop;
-yet before we turned the first corner tears stood in my eyes,—though
-whether caused by the thrill of being on Shakespeare’s ground, or the
-reflection of Tommy’s discernibly suppressed emotion, I’ve no idea.
-
-But for pure delightfulness of sensation it is difficult to surpass that
-aimless wandering through Stratford, with a subconsciousness of what was
-awaiting us.
-
-In London, historical associations crop up at every step; but, though
-pointing backward, each points in a different direction, and so they
-form a great semicircular horizon which becomes misty and vague in the
-distance. This is restful, and gives one a mere sense of blurred
-perspective. But Stratford is definite and coherent. Everything in it,
-material or otherwise, points sharply back to the one figure, and the
-converging rays meet with a suddenness that is dazzling and well-nigh
-stunning.
-
-Stratford is reeking with dramatic quality, and a sudden breath of its
-atmosphere makes for mental unbalance.
-
-“Don’t take it so hard,” said Tommy, with his gentle smile; “this is
-really the worst of it,—except perhaps one other bit,—and it will soon
-be over.”
-
-“Why, we haven’t begun yet,” said I, in astonishment.
-
-“You’re thinking of the Birthplace, the Memorial, and the Church. You
-ought to know that we can see, absorb, and assimilate those things in
-just about one minute each. It is this that counts,—this, and the
-footpath across the fields to Shottery.”
-
-“And the River,” I added.
-
-“Yes, and the River.”
-
-Following his unerring instincts, Tommy’s steps led us, though perhaps
-not by the most direct route, to the Shakespeare Hotel.
-
-“You know,” he said, “intending visitors to Stratford are invariably
-instructed by returned visitors to go to the Red Lion Inn, or Red Bear,
-or Red something; but instinct tells me that this hostelry has a message
-for us.”
-
-Nor was the message only that of the typical English luncheon which the
-dining-room afforded. There were many other points about that hotel
-which impressed me with peculiar delight, from the quaint entrance hall
-to the garden at the back.
-
-Each room is named for one of Shakespeare’s plays, and has the title
-over its door. After hesitating between _Hamlet_ and _Twelfth Night_, I
-finally concluded that should I ever spend a whole summer in Stratford,
-which I fully intend to do, I should take possession of the delightful,
-chintz-furnished _Love’s Labour’s Lost_.
-
-The library was a continuation of fascination. A strange-shaped room
-whose length is half a dozen times its width, it seemed a place to enter
-but not to leave.
-
-However, one does not visit Stratford for the delights of hotel-life,
-and, luncheon over, we again began our wanderings.
-
-By good luck we chanced first upon the Memorial Theatre. The good luck
-lay in the fact that, having seen the outside of this Tribute to Genius,
-we had no desire to enter. It was remindful of a modern New England high
-school building, and, though we knew it contained authentic portraits
-and first folios, it had little to do with our Shakespeare.
-
-We paused at the Monument, and commented on the cleverness of the happy
-thought that provided _Philosophy_ to fill up the fourth side of
-Shakespeare’s genius.
-
-And then we went on to Henley Street and the house where Shakespeare was
-born.
-
-We entered the narrow door-way into the old house, which shows so
-plainly the frantic endeavor at preservation, and we climbed the stairs
-to the room where the poet was born. The air was smoky with memory and
-through it loomed the rather smug bust, its weight supported by a
-thin-legged, inadequate table.
-
-With Tommy I was not troubled by the objectionable thought of “first
-impressions.” In the first moment we took in, with one swift glance, the
-fireplace, the walls, the windows, and the few scant properties, and
-after that our attitude was as of pilgrims returning to an oft-visited
-shrine.
-
-In the room back of the Birthroom, the one that looks out over the
-garden, sat the old custodian of the place. He was a large handsome man
-with none of the doddering, mumbling effects of his profession.
-
-[Illustration: My thoughts all with Mary Arden.]
-
-He looked at me keenly, as I stood looking out of the back window, my
-thoughts all with Mary Arden, and he said, in a low voice, “You love
-him, too,” and I said, “Yes.”
-
-A little shaken by the Birthplace, but of no mind to admit it, we went
-gayly through the Stratford streets, passing groups of Happy Villagers,
-and so suddenly did we meet the Avon, that we almost fell into it. We
-chanced upon two broad marble steps that seemed to be the terminal of a
-macadamized path to the river.
-
-The Avon was using the lower of these two steps, so we sat on the upper
-one and watched the children sailing boats upon the Memorial Stream.
-This brought to my mind Mr. Mabie’s word picture of Shakespeare at four
-years old, and for a time the baby Shakespeare took precedence over the
-man poet.
-
-It is scarcely fair that the Avon should be so beautiful of itself, for
-this, with its vicarious interests, makes it too blessed among rivers.
-
-[Illustration: At the chancel.]
-
-Then we went to Holy Trinity. The approach, plain as way to parish
-church, seemed like a solemn ceremony, and, as Tommy afterward admitted,
-“it got on his nerves.”
-
-Unbothered by verger or guide, oblivious to tourists, if any were there,
-we walked straight to the chancel, looked at Shakespeare’s grave,—and
-walked away.
-
-It was fortunate for me at this moment that I had taken Sentimental
-Tommy with me; for, as his emotions are so much more available than
-mine, so he has them under much better control.
-
-I had expected to look around the church a bit, but Tommy led me away,
-through the old graveyard, to the low wall by the river. And there,
-under the waving old trees, we sat until we could pick up our lost three
-hundred years.
-
-Back through the town we went; and I must needs stop here and there at
-the little shops, which, with their modern attempts at quaintness,
-display relics and antiques, more or less genuine.
-
-[Illustration: The footpath across the fields.]
-
-Few of their wares appealed to me, so I contented myself with a tiny
-celluloid bust of Shakespeare, which by chance presented the familiar
-features with an expression of real power and intellect. It was strange
-to find this poet face on a cheap trinket, and with deep thankfulness of
-heart I possessed myself of my one souvenir of Stratford.
-
-It is directly opposed to all the instincts of Tommy’s nature to ask
-instructions in matters which he feels that he ought to know
-intuitively.
-
-And so, upon his simple announcement, “This is the footpath across the
-fields to Shottery,—to Anne Hathaway’s Cottage,” we started.
-
-As Tommy had hinted, during our walk from the station, there would be
-another bit of the real thing; and this was it. The walk across the
-fields was crowded with impulses that came perilously near emotional
-intensity. But from such appalling fate we were saved by our sense of
-humor. One cannot give way to emotion if one is conscious of its
-humorous aspect. And we agreed that as the path across the field had
-been here ever since Shakespeare trod it, and as it would in all
-probability remain for some time in the future, the mere coincidence
-that we were traversing it at this particular moment was nothing to be
-thrilled about.
-
-And yet,—it _was_ the path from Stratford to Shottery, and we _were_
-there!
-
-But it was a longer path than we had thought, and the practicality which
-is one of the chief ingredients of Tommy’s sentiment moved him to look
-at his watch and announce that we would have to turn back at once, if we
-would catch the last train to London.
-
-Not entirely disheartened at leaving Anne Hathaway’s cottage
-unvisited,—for we both well knew the value of the unattained,—we
-turned, and wandered back to the station just in time for the late
-afternoon train.
-
-And that was why we didn’t discover until some time afterward that we
-had taken the wrong road across the fields; and that, as we imagined our
-faces turned toward it, Anne Hathaway’s cottage was getting further and
-further away to our left.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _IX._ _All in a Garden Fair_
-
-To be in London is to be in Society. Each invitation accepted brings two
-more, with an ultimate result like that of the old-fashioned “chain
-letter.”
-
-Having thoughtlessly begun a social career, I suddenly found my London
-carpeted with crimson velvet. And by insidious processes, and by reason
-of the advance of summer, the velvet carpet magically transformed itself
-into country-house lawns, the only difference being that the green
-velvet carpet was of a richer pile.
-
-I had determined to accept no country-house invitations. The somewhat
-ample length and breadth of London itself was all the England I desired,
-and this I absorbed as fast as I could; my only difficulty being that I
-could not live nimbly enough.
-
-But, like the historic gentleman who “loved but was lured away,” I was
-invited to a Saturday afternoon garden party in the country, and, under
-pressure of argument by some cherished friends, I consented to go.
-
-The Garden Party, unlike Sheridan, was seventy miles away; but I learned
-that it would be a typical English Garden Party of the three-volume
-sort, and though it necessitated a week-end stay, and concomitant
-luggage bothers, I stoically prepared to see it through.
-
-I was to meet my cherished friends, who were none other than the Wag O’
-The World and his Wife, at Victoria Station.
-
-This, of itself, was a worth-while experience, for meeting friends at a
-London station is always exciting. To begin with, they are never there.
-You rush madly about from one ridiculous, inadequate ticket wicket to
-another,—from one absurd, inadequate waiting-room to another,—and then
-you think that after all they must have said Charing Cross.
-
-Then you forget them, and become absorbed in watching the comic opera
-crowd of week-enders, in their neat travelling-suits of beflounced
-muslin, frilly lace scarfs, and stout boots.
-
-[Illustration: The comic opera crowd of week-enders.]
-
-Wandering about in the luggage-room, I suddenly chanced upon my friends
-calmly sitting on their own boxes, and looking as if they had been
-evicted for not paying their rent.
-
-And such a multiplicity of luggage as they had! I had contented myself
-with one box of goodly proportions, but my cherished friends had no less
-than twelve pieces of the varying patterns of enamelled blackness and
-pig-skinned brownness which only England knows.
-
-[Illustration: Looking as if they had been evicted for not paying their
-rent.]
-
-“Why sit ye here idle?” I demanded.
-
-“We await the psychical moment,” responded the Wag O’ The World; “you
-see they won’t stick our luggage sooner than ten minutes before train
-time, and they’re not allowed to stick it later than five minutes before
-train time. The game is to catch a porter between those times.”
-
-The game seemed not only difficult, but impossible, for the porters were
-not only elusive but for the most part invisible. Preoccupied-looking
-men strolled about with a handful of labels and a paste-pot, but could
-not be induced to decorate our luggage therewith.
-
-“The principle is all wrong!” I declared. “It is absurd for one to be
-such a slave to one’s luggage. Somebody ought to invent a trunk with
-legs and intelligence, that would run after us,—instead of our running
-after it!”
-
-“Even that would not be necessary,” responded the Wag O’ The World, in
-his mild way; “if somebody would only invent a porter with legs and
-intelligence, it would fulfil all requirements.”
-
-Now this is the strange part.
-
-Though there were more than a thousand people waiting to have their
-luggage stuck (_i. e._, labelled), and though there were but few of the
-invisible porters, yet everybody was properly stuck, and started when
-the train did!
-
-The next entertainment was the securing of an entire compartment for our
-party of three. This is always accomplished in England, but by many
-devious and often original devices.
-
-“I’ve thought of a good plan, which I’ve never tried yet,” observed the
-Wag O’ The World, “to get a compartment to one’s self. That is, to
-invent some collapsible rubber people,—like balloon pigs, you
-know,—that may be carried in the pocket, and blown up when necessary.
-Three or four of these, when blown up and placed in the various seats
-would fool any guard. And if one were shaped like a baby, with a crying
-arrangement that would work mechanically, the others would not be
-needed.”
-
-This plan was ingenious, but, like everything else in England,
-unnecessary. It is one of the most striking characteristics of the
-English that nothing is absolutely necessary to their well-being or
-happiness. If anything is omitted or mislaid, it is not missed but
-promptly forgotten, and no harm done.
-
-After an hour or two of pleasant travel through the hop-poled scenery of
-Southeastern England, we reached a place with one of those absurd names
-which always suggest Edward Lear’s immortal lyrics, where we must needs
-change cars.
-
-My Cherished Friends strolled along the length of the platform to the
-luggage van, and judiciously selected such boxes as they cared to claim;
-though I am sure they did not get all of their own, and acquired a few
-belonging to other passengers. I easily picked out my own American
-trunk, and, surrounded by our spoil, we stood on the platform while the
-train wandered on.
-
-After a long, but by no means tedious, wait there appeared on the other
-side of the platform a toy railroad train, so amateurish that it looked
-like one drawn by a child on a slate.
-
-We were put into a box-stall, and locked in. The ridiculous little
-contraption bobbled along its track, and finally stopped in the middle
-of a beautiful landscape, and we jumped out to become part of it.
-
-The barouche of our hostess awaited us, with still life in the shape of
-liveried attendants. A huge wagon awaited the luggage, which had
-mysteriously dumped itself out of the train, and we were whisked away to
-the Garden Party.
-
-Partly to be polite, and partly because I couldn’t help it, I remarked
-on the marvellous beauty of the country.
-
-The Wag O’ The World enthusiastically agreed with me. “But, Emily,” he
-said, “if you could only see this same country in the spring! These
-lanes are walled on either side with the pink bloom of the may,—and the
-wild flowers . . .”
-
-Tears stood in the blue eyes of the Wag, at the mere thought of spring
-in Kent, and I realized at last why English poets have sometimes written
-poems about Spring.
-
-We passed through the village, one of those tiny hamlets which acquire
-merit only by age and local tradition. The Happy Villagers stared at us
-with just the correct degree of bucolic curiosity, and we rolled on
-through the lodge gates, and along the winding, beautiful avenue to the
-house. In every direction stretched wide lawns of perfect grass, that
-probably acquired its uppish look when William the Conqueror trod it.
-
-We were met by no humanity of our own stamp, but were shown to our room
-by benevolent-minded factotums, and gently advised to prepare for the
-Garden Party.
-
-With the exception of entertainments of a public nature, I have never
-seen so beautiful and elaborate an affair. The guests, to the number of
-two hundred, came from all the country round; some in equipages dripping
-with ancestral glory, and some in motor-cars reeking with modern wealth.
-
-The women’s costumes were of themselves a study. The English woman’s
-dress often inclines to the _bizarre_; and at a garden fête she lets
-herself loose in radiant absurdities, which she wears with the absolute
-self-satisfaction born of the knowledge that in the matter of feminine
-adornment England is the land of the free and home of the brave.
-
-The Garden Party proceeded with the regularity of clock-work. The
-invitations read from four till six, and promptly at four the whole two
-hundred guests arrived. This occasioned no confusion, and the hostess
-greeted them with a neatness and despatch equalling that of our own
-Presidential receptions.
-
-The guests then conversed in amiable groups on the lawn, while a band of
-musicians in scarlet and gold uniforms played popular airs.
-
-All were then marshalled into a huge marquee, of dimensions exceeding
-our largest circus tent. Here, a Lucullian feast was served at small
-tables, and the country gentry, in their vague, involuntary way, amply
-satisfied their healthy English appetites.
-
-After the feast, the assemblage was rounded up into a compact audience,
-to witness the performance of a troupe of Pierrots. The antics of these
-Mountebanks, with accompanying songs and dances, were appreciatively
-applauded, and then, as it was six o’clock, the assemblage dissolved and
-vanished, almost with the rapidity of a bursting bubble.
-
-To my easily flustered American mentality, it all seemed like a feat of
-magic; and I looked in amazement at my hostess who, after the departure
-of the last guest, was as composed and serene as if she had entertained
-but a single guest. And like the insubstantial pageant faded, it left
-not a rack behind. More magic dissolved the tent, the band-stand, the
-Pierrots’ platform, and all other incriminating evidence, and then, with
-true English forgetfulness, the Garden Party was a thing of the past,
-and dinner was toward.
-
-The house-party numbered forty, and, after exchanging the filmy finery
-of the garden garb for the more gorgeous regalia demanded by
-candle-light, the guests repaired to the stately dining-hall. Of course,
-_repaired_ is the only verb of locomotion befitting the occasion.
-
-Sunday passed like a beautiful daydream. The English have a great
-respect for the Sabbath day, and, perhaps as a reward for this, the
-weather on Sunday is usually perfect. It is not incumbent on guests to
-go to church, but it is considered rather nice of them to do so;
-especially if, as happened in this instance, the old church is on the
-estate where one is visiting. Nor is it any hardship to sit in an old
-carved high-backed pew, that has belonged to the family for ages.
-
-Sabbath amusements are of a mild nature, one of the favorites being
-photography. English people have original ideas of posing, and any one
-who can invent a new mode of grouping his subjects is looked upon as a
-hero.
-
-Aside from Lord Nelson’s declaration, if there is one thing that England
-expects, it is Tea; and tea she gets every day. But of all the various
-modes of conducting the function, the out-of-door Tea at a country house
-is probably the most delightful.
-
-The appointments are the perfection of wicker, china, and silver, but it
-is the local color and surrounding that count most.
-
-[Illustration: English people have original ideas of posing.]
-
-I cease to wonder that the English are only vaguely interested in their
-viands, for who could definitely consider the flavor of tea when in full
-view was a rising terrace leading to a magnificent old mansion of the
-correct and approved period of architecture, and covered with ivy that
-may have been planted by an Historical Character? or, looking in another
-direction, one could perceive a formal garden, with fountain and
-sun-dial; another turn of the head brought into view a unique rose
-orchard, unmatched even in England; while toward the only point of the
-compass left, rolled hills and dales that made many an English landscape
-painter famous.
-
-Add to this the inconsequent and always delightful small-talk of English
-society, spiced here and there by their dreadful expletive, “My word!”
-and enlivened by the English humor, which is, to those who care for it,
-the most truly humorous thing on earth,—and I, for one, am quite ready
-to concede that these conditions combine to make Afternoon Tea a Spangle
-of Existence.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _X._ “_I Went and Ranged About to Many Churches._”
-
-Miss Anna was certainly a godsend. It was due to her comprehension of
-the “human warious,” and her experienced knowledge of London, that I was
-enabled to revisit places I had never seen before.
-
-When she calmly asked me to spend a day sightseeing in the “City,” I
-gasped. But when she reminded me that I ought to look once more on some
-of the old landmarks of London, I was flattered into a gracious
-acceptance.
-
-One soft, purry August morning we started out. I was supposed to be
-absolutely under her direction, but when she remarked casually that we
-would take a ’bus, I rebelled.
-
-“I have never been in or on the horrid things,” I protested, “and I
-never intend to!”
-
-But she only said, “We’ll stand on the corner of Oxford Street, and wait
-for a City Atlas,” and somehow I immediately felt quite accustomed to
-City Atlases,—and intuitively knew it would be a blue one,—but it
-wasn’t.
-
-Imitating Miss Anna’s air of habitual custom, I swung myself aboard of
-the moving monster, and laboriously climbed the curving companion-way at
-the back.
-
-[Illustration: When she remarked casually that we would take a ’bus, I
-rebelled.]
-
-Once in our seats, it was not so bad; though very like riding the
-whirlwind, without being allowed to direct the storm.
-
-Miss Anna drew my attention to points of interest as we passed them. In
-her tactful way she humored my idiosyncrasy. She never said, “On your
-right is the ‘Salutation and Cat,’ where Coleridge and Southey and Lamb
-used to congregate of a winter evening.” She said, instead, “Haven’t you
-always thought ‘Salutation and Cat’ the very dearest tavern in all
-London?”
-
-Nor when we came to the half-timbered houses of Holborn did she say,
-“Here lived Lamb’s godfather, who was known to and visited by Sheridan.”
-
-She said: “Don’t you like Hawthorne’s way of putting these things? You
-remember how he tells us that on his first visit to London he went
-astray in Holborn, through an arched entrance, in a court opening
-inward, with a great many Sunflowers in full bloom.”
-
-All this pleased me, as did also Bumpus’s great book-shop, which is, I
-think, in this neighborhood.
-
-Another delightful pastime was observing the signs over the shop doors.
-As the English are adept in the making of phrases, so are they
-especially happy in adjusting their callings to their names.
-
-Lest I be considered frivolous, I shall mention only two; but surely
-there could not be more appropriate names for dentists than two whose
-sign-boards proudly announced Shipley Slipper, and, across the street
-from him, Mr. Strong-i’th’arm.
-
-We went on, absorbed in our view of kaleidoscopic London, until Miss
-Anna decreed that we go down to the ground again. There was no elevator
-as in the Flatiron Building, so we tumbled down the back stairs, and
-were thrown off.
-
-The sequence of the places we visited I do not remember, but they seemed
-to be mostly churches and taverns.
-
-St. Paul’s was taken casually, as indeed it should be, being, like a
-corporation, without a soul.
-
-Exteriorly, and from a goodly distance, St. Paul’s is perfection. From
-the river, or from Parliament Hill, it is sympathetic and responsive.
-But inside it is a mere vastness of mosaic and gilding, peopled with
-shiny marbles of heroic size. There is an impressive grandeur of art,
-but no message for the spirit. It is magnificent, but it is not church.
-
-Miss Anna and I walked properly about the edifice, fortunately agreeing
-in our attitude toward it.
-
-From here, I think, she led me across something, and through something
-and around something else, and then we were in St. Bartholomew’s church.
-Being the oldest church in London, St. Bartholomew’s is historically
-important, but it is interesting and delightful as well. The very air
-inside has been shut in there ever since the twelfth century, yet one
-breathes it normally, and enjoys the sudden backward transition. Had I
-the time, I could easily find an inclination to walk every day round its
-ancient triforium.
-
-As we left the church, the Charter-house put itself in our way. Though
-other British subjects were educated at this school, it remains sacred
-to the memory of Thackeray. From here he wrote to his mother, “There are
-but three hundred and seventy boys in this school, and I wish there were
-only three hundred and sixty-nine.” But visitors to the Charter-house
-are glad that the three hundred and seventieth boy remained there, and
-stamped the whole place with his gentle memory. The atmosphere of the
-Charter-house is wonderfully calm; it does not connote _boys_, but seems
-tranquilly imbued with the later wisdom of the great men who spent their
-youthful days within its walls.
-
-The stranger in London has a decided advantage over the resident, in
-that he can choose his heroes.
-
-A friend of mine who lives in Chelsea proudly assured me that he could
-throw a stone from his garden into Carlyle’s! The point of his remark
-seemed to be not his superior marksmanship, but the proximity to the
-garden of a great man. Now, were I of the stone-throwing sex, there is
-many a dead hero at whose garden I should aim before I turned toward
-Carlyle’s. But of course this was because my friend lived in Chelsea.
-Therefore the non-resident, not being confined to a locality, can throw
-imaginary stones into any one’s garden.
-
-A desultory discussion of this subject caused Miss Anna to propose that
-our next stone be aimed at the garden of Dr. Samuel Johnson.
-
-So to the Cheshire Cheese we went.
-
-The imposing personality of Dr. Johnson, and the antiquity of the famous
-tavern, led me to anticipate great things; and I was sorely disappointed
-(as probably most visitors are) at the plainly spread table, the
-fearfully hard seats, and the trying umbrella-rack filled with sawdust.
-
-Of course we occupied the historic corner, where, according to the brass
-tablet, Dr. Johnson loved to linger; but two young American women whose
-tastes are not of the sanded floor and mulled ale variety cannot at a
-midday meal, whoop up much of the atmosphere that probably surrounded
-the smoke-wreathed midnights of Johnsonian revelry.
-
-[Illustration: Of course we occupied the Historic Corner.]
-
-Not that we didn’t enjoy it, for we were of a mind to enjoy everything
-that day; but the appreciation was entirely objective. Methodically we
-climbed the stairs and viewed all the rooms of the old, old house, and
-on the top floor were duly shown by the guide the old arm-chair in which
-Dr. Johnson used to sit. A stout twine was tied across from arm to arm,
-that pilgrims might not further wear out the old cushion. When I, as an
-enormous jest, asked the guide to cut the string, that I might sit in
-the historic chair, he cheerfully did so, and I considered the fee well
-spent that allowed me to linger for a moment on the very dusty cushions
-of Dr. Johnson’s own chair.
-
-[Illustration: When I . . . asked the guide to cut the string . . . he
-cheerfully did so.]
-
-I afterward learned that the string business was a fraud, and was
-renewed and cut again for each curious visitor. I accept with equanimity
-this clever ruse, but I’m still wondering how they renew the dust.
-
-While we were doing Early Restaurants Miss Anna said, “We must take in
-Crosby Place.”
-
-This pleased me hugely, for I remembered how Gloucester, in _Richard the
-Third_ was everlastingly repairing to Crosby Place, and I desired to
-know what was the attraction.
-
-I found it interesting, but, lacking Gloucester, I shall not repair
-there often. To be sure, it is a magnificent house, Gothic,
-Perpendicular, and all that; the hangings and appointments are,
-probably, much as they used to be, but after all, I do not care greatly
-for eating among Emotions.
-
-Whereupon Miss Anna cheerfully proposed that we visit the Tower.
-
-“No,” said I, with decision; and then, my mind still on _Richard the
-Third_, I quoted: “I do not like the Tower, of any place.”
-
-I’m not sure I should have been able so bravely to disclaim an interest
-in the Tower, had it not been that the night before I had heard a wise
-and prominent Londoner state the fact that he had never visited it.
-
-“No Londoner has ever been to the Tower,” he declared. “We used to say
-that we intended to go some time or other, but now we don’t even say
-that.”
-
-I was greatly relieved to learn this, for I’m positive that the Tower is
-hideous and uninteresting. As an alternative, I asked that we might
-visit the railway stations.
-
-Aside from the romance that is indigenous to all railway stations, there
-are peculiar characteristics of the great London termini that are of
-absorbing interest. And so strong are the claims each puts forth for
-pre-eminence, it is indeed difficult to award a palm.
-
-Euston has its columns, Charing Cross its Tribute to Queen Eleanor, St.
-Pancras a spacious roominess, and Victoria a wofully-crowded and limited
-space. Each station has its own sort of people, and, though indubitably
-they must mingle upon occasion, yet the type of crowd at each station is
-invariably the same.
-
-[Illustration: A mysterious influence which emanates from those
-wonderful columns.]
-
-And yet, after all, my heart goes back with fondest memories to Euston.
-Not the crowd, not even the atmosphere, but a mysterious influence which
-emanates from those wonderful columns. Not only the sight of them as you
-approach from London, but the queer, almost uncanny way in which they
-permeate the whole place. They follow you through the station and into
-the train, and not for many miles can you get out from under the
-presence of those perfect shapes.
-
-Coming into London, Cannon Street is a good station to choose, if your
-route permit, but going out, Euston or Charing Cross should, if
-possible, be selected.
-
-Before, after, or during, our station visits, we touched on a few more
-churches.
-
-The Temple Church proved a delight because of the bronze Knights
-peacefully resting there. Miss Anna told me they were called Crusaders
-because they chose to lie with their legs crossed. This was probably
-true, for the position was maintained by all of them. Oliver Goldsmith
-is buried here, but I had no particular desire to throw a stone into his
-graveyard, and so we went on. Owing to a change of mood, we no longer
-rode on the ’buses, but took a hansom from one place to another. This
-was not as extravagant as it might seem, for, notwithstanding assertions
-to the contrary, one cannot ride enough in London cabs to make the bill
-of any considerable amount, at least as compared to a New York cab bill.
-And Shakespeare averred that “nothing is small or great but by
-comparison.”
-
-As our cab bumpily threaded its way along the crammed Strand, the
-bright-colored mass of humanity and traffic seemed to me the pre-eminent
-London. I wanted no more sight-seeing, I wanted no more historical
-association, I merely wanted to continue this opportunity for feasting
-on real City London. I voraciously bit off large chunks of the
-atmosphere as we passed through it, which I am even yet digesting and
-assimilating.
-
-As a complement to this view of London, we suddenly decided to call on a
-friend for a cup of tea. A personal, at-home tea would be a pleasant
-contrast to the publicity of our day.
-
-Deciding upon the coziest and homeliest tea-dispenser, we drove to Mrs.
-Todd’s in Kensington.
-
-It is a great satisfaction to know that the unpromising portal of a
-London house will positively lead eventually to a delightful back
-garden, and tea.
-
-We were welcomed by our charming hostess in her pretty trailing
-summeriness, and were immediately transformed from whimsical sight-seers
-into sociable tea-drinkers.
-
-Though it was by no means a special occasion, the garden was bright with
-flowers and people, and the tea and cakes were served under the
-inevitable marquee. It was Mrs. Todd’s weekly day at home, and the
-guests were all amiable and charming. A young woman with a phenomenal
-voice sang to us from the back parlor windows, and thereby gave a
-stimulus to the conversation. All was usual and orthodox. Everybody
-listened politely to everybody’s else chatter, and, apparently
-unhearing, answered at random, and quite often wrongly.
-
-It seemed to me that even in this land of bright flowers the blossoming
-plants were of unusually brilliant hues. As I took my departure I
-commented on this, and my hostess responded with a superb indifference:
-“Really? yes, they are rather good ones. The nursery man fetched them
-early this afternoon, and after you are all gone, he will come and carry
-them away”; and, if you please, those ridiculous plants were in pots,
-sunk into the earth, and giving all the effect of a beautiful growing
-garden!
-
-[Illustration: Really? yes, they are rather good ones.]
-
-This fable teaches that our English sisters are not above the small
-bluffs more often ascribed to American femininity.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _XI._ _Piccadilly Circus and its Environs_
-
-A favorite game of mine in London was to walk until I became tired or
-lost or both, and then take a cab back home.
-
-Oftenest, the bright beckoning of Piccadilly allured me, and I strolled
-along that Primrose Path from Park Lane to Piccadilly Circus, my mind
-laid open like a fresh blotting-book, to receive whatever impress London
-might carelessly leave upon it.
-
-Such delightful people as I would see!
-
-Ladies, tricked out in pink filminess of raiment, ever striving to
-clutch one more handful of their _frou-frou_, as it waggishly eluded
-their grasp, and dawdled along the pavement behind them.
-
-Yet, strange to say, the flapping frilliness rarely becomes muddily
-bedraggled, as it would on a New York street; it merely achieves that
-palpable grayness which marks everything in London, from its palaces to
-its laundry work.
-
-The headgear of these same ladies can be called nothing less than
-alarming.
-
-[Illustration: The headgear of these same ladies can be called nothing
-less than alarming.]
-
-During the summer of which I write, it was the whim to wear huge shapes
-of the mushroom or butter-bowl variety. These shapes, instead of being
-decorated with flowers or feathers, bore skilfully contrived fruits,
-that looked so like real ones I was often tempted to pluck them.
-Cherries and grapes were not so entirely novel, but peaches, pears, and
-in one instance a banana, seemed, at least, mildly ludicrous. I was
-rejoiced to learn that these fruits, being stuffed with cotton-wool,
-were not so weighty as they appeared; but they were indeed bulky, and
-crowded on to the hat in such quantities that it seemed more sensible to
-turn the butter-bowl the other side up to hold them.
-
-Owen Seaman calls the English “the misunderstood people,” but how can
-one understand those who put fly-nets on the tops of their cabs instead
-of on their horses, and wear peaches on their heads?
-
-As difficult to understand as their own handwriting (and more than that
-cannot be said!), after the solution is puzzled out the Londoners are
-the most delightful people in the world.
-
-But you must accept the solution, and take them at their own valuation;
-for they are unadaptable, and very sure of themselves.
-
-Now, Piccadilly is not like this. It is smiling, affable, charming, and
-very yielding and adaptable. It will respond to any of your moods and
-will give you an atmosphere of any sort you desire. On one side, as you
-walk along, are houses, more or less lately ducal, but all of a greatly
-worth-while air. Citified, indeed, with a wealthy width of stone
-pavement, and a noble height of stone frontage.
-
-On the other side is Green Park, with its shining, softly-waving trees,
-its birds, and its grass.
-
-But, passing the Hotel Ritz, both sides suddenly give way to shops and
-restaurants which rank among the most pretentious in all the world.
-
-Many of the tradesmen are “purveyors to the King,” which magic phrase
-adds a charm to the humblest sorts of wares.
-
-The book shops and the fruiterers’ shops are, to me, most enticing of
-all. It is a delight to make inquiries concerning a book that is,
-perhaps, not very well known, and, instead of the blank ignorance or the
-substitutive impulse often found in American book-shop clerks, to
-receive an intelligent opinion, quickly backed, if necessary, by
-intelligent reference to tabulated facts.
-
-The unostentatious, yet almost invariably trustworthy, knowledge of
-London booksellers is a thing to be sighed for in our own country. Not
-even in Boston (outside of the Athenæum) is one sure of receiving
-bookish information when desired. But in London the bookseller takes a
-personal interest in your wants, and feels a personal pride in being
-able to gratify them.
-
-And the heaps of second-hand books are mines of joy.
-
-Among them you may find, as I did, real treasures at the price of trash.
-
-I chanced upon an early edition of Byron’s poems—four little volumes,
-bound in soft, shiny green, with exquisite hand-tooling, and containing
-steel engraved book plates of old, scrolled design, which bore the name
-of somebody Gordon, whom I chose to imagine a near and dear relative of
-the late George Noel.
-
-[Illustration: Among them you may find . . . . real treasures at the
-price of trash.]
-
-Also, I found a paper-covered copy of an Indian edition of Kipling’s
-early tales, and many such pleasant wares.
-
-The fruit shops, too, have treasures both new and second-hand. This
-seemed strange to me, at first, and I learned of it by hearing a
-fellow-customer ask to hire a few pines.
-
-After her departure I inquired of the shopman the meaning of it all.
-
-He obligingly told me that many of his finest specimens of pineapples,
-canteloupes, Hamburg grapes, and other spectacular fruits, could be
-rented out for banquets night after night, with but slight wear and tear
-on their beauty and bloom. One enormous bunch of black grapes, as
-perfect as the colour studies of fruit that used to appear as
-supplements to the _Art Amateur_, he caressed fondly, as he told me it
-had been rented out for the last nine nights, and was yet good for
-another week’s work.
-
-I then remembered the architectural triumphs of fruits that had graced
-many of the dinner tables I had smiled at, and I marvelled afresh at the
-English thrift.
-
-[Illustration: “He told me it had been rented out for the last nine
-nights.”]
-
-All shops, streets, theatres, and traffic merge and congest in a perfect
-orgy of noise, motion, and color at Piccadilly Circus.
-
-The first humorous story I heard in London was of the man who, returning
-from a festal function, inquired of the policeman, “_Is_ this Piccadilly
-Circus, or is it Tuesday?” That story seems to me the epitome of London
-humor, and also a complete description of Piccadilly Circus.
-
-The first few times I visited it I found it bewildering, but after I had
-learned to look upon it as a local habitation and a name, I learned to
-love it.
-
-By day or by night, it is a great, crazy, beautiful whirl. Everybody in
-it is trying to get out of it, and everybody out is trying to get in.
-This causes a merry game of odds, and the elegant policemen send glances
-of mild reproof after the newsboys who hurtle through the crowd, yelling
-“Dily Mile!”
-
-The rush of traffic here is considered a sure road to battle, murder, or
-sudden death, and the Londoner who crosses Piccadilly Circus rarely
-expects to get through alive.
-
-But to me London traffic seems child’s play compared to ours in New
-York. I sauntered safely through Piccadilly Circus, without one tenth
-part of the trepidation that always seizes me when I try to scurry
-across Broadway. The lumbering ’buses have no such desire to run over
-people, as that which burns in the hearts of our trolley-cars. The
-pedestrians are too deliberate of speed, and the traffic too gentle of
-motion, to inspire fear of jostlement.
-
-Dawdling along, I paused to look in at Swan and Edgar’s windows. Rather,
-I attempted to look in; for, with a peculiar sort of short-sightedness,
-these drapers choose to be-plaster their window panes with large posters
-which comment favorably upon the wares that are presumably behind them,
-but which cannot be seen by peeping through the small spaces left
-between the posters.
-
-Then across to the Criterion for tea. All of the great restaurants
-present a gay scene at tea hour, and the Criterion, with its “decorative
-painting by eminent artists,” and its crowds of guests both eminent and
-decorative is among the gayest.
-
-But it is a gayety of correct and subdued tone. The ladies, in their
-flashing finery of raiment, are of a cool, reserved deportment, and the
-men drink their tea and munch sweet cakes with a gravity born of the
-seriousness of the occasion.
-
-If one notices any conspicuous action or effect in a London restaurant,
-one may be sure it is perpetrated by a stranger,—probably a visiting
-American.
-
-I recently saw in one of our finest Fifth Avenue restaurants a most
-attractive young woman, who came in accompanied by a well-set-up, and
-moreover an exceedingly sensible looking, young man.
-
-With absolute _savoir faire_, and no trace of self-consciousness, the
-girl carried in her arm a large brown “Teddy bear.”
-
-[Illustration: The couple sat at a table and ordered some luncheon.]
-
-The couple sat at a table and ordered some luncheon, and the bear was
-also given a seat, a napkin was tucked about his neck, and a plate
-placed before him. The girl’s face was sweet and refined; the man’s face
-was intelligent and dignified, and the bear’s face was coy and alluring.
-There was no attempt to attract attention, and, luncheon over, the young
-woman, who was at least twenty years old, tucked her pet under her arm,
-and they walked calmly out.
-
-But such things are not done in London restaurants. And yet, these also
-have their peculiarities. At one small, but very desirable, restaurant
-in Old Compton Street it is the custom to steal the saltspoons as
-souvenirs. Not to possess one or more of these tiny pewter affairs,
-which are shaped like coal-shovels, is to be benighted indeed. So I
-stole one.
-
-After my tea, I would, perhaps, trail along toward Trafalgar Square, by
-way of Regent Street and Pall Mall. After a long look at the black and
-white grayness of the National Gallery, I would slowly mount its steps,
-and from there take a long look at the wonderful façade of St.
-Martin’s-in-the-Field. Trafalgar Square is full of out-of-door delights,
-but if the mood served I would go into the National Gallery, and walk
-delicately, like Agag, among the pictures. I went always alone, for I
-did not care to look at certain pictures which I owned (by right of
-adoption of them into my London), in danger of hearing a companion say,
-“Note the delicate precision of the flesh tones,” or, “Observe the
-gradations of aerial perspective.” Nor did I want a “Hand-book,” that
-would assert, “Without a prolonged examination of this picture it is
-impossible to form an idea of the art with which it has been executed.”
-
-Unhampered by mortal suggestion, I paused before the pictures that
-belonged to me, prolonging my examination or not, as I chose, and for my
-own reasons.
-
-Some pictures I should have loved, but for an ineradicable memory of
-their narrowly black-framed reproductions that crowd the wall spaces of
-friends at home, who “just love Art.”
-
-Other pictures I might have appropriated, but that a prolonged
-examination of them was impossible by reason of the massing in front of
-them of people who go out by the day sight-seeing.
-
-And so I took my own where I found it, and happily wandered by _A man
-with Fair Hair_ or _Clouds at Twilight_ in a very bliss of art
-ignorance.
-
-Then out-of-door London would call me again, and back I would go to
-Trafalgar Square, one of the lightest, brightest-colored bits of all
-England. From the asphalt to the welkin, from the Column to the Church,
-from the National Gallery to Morley’s Hotel, are the most beautiful
-blues, and greens, and whites, and reds, and grays that can be supplied
-by the combined efforts of Nature, Time, and modern pigments. A sudden
-impulse, perhaps, would make me think that I had immediate need of the
-Elgin Marbles, and, with a farewell nod to the northeast lion (which is
-my favorite of the four), I would jump into a hansom and jog over to the
-British Museum. But often the approach was so clogged by pompous and
-overbearing pigeons that I would make no attempt to enter. Instead, I
-would find another hansom, and take a long ride over to the Tate
-Gallery.
-
-[Illustration: The approach was so clogged by pompous and overbearing
-pigeons.]
-
-As I bounced happily along, I would note many landmarks of historic
-interest. Some of these were real, and others made up by myself on the
-spur of the moment, to fit a passing thought.
-
-For, if I saw an old building of picturesque interest, I could make
-myself more decently emotional toward the antiquity of it by assuring
-myself that that was where Sterne died, or where Pepys “made mighty
-merry.”
-
-And, after all, facts are of little importance compared with “those
-things which really are—the eternal inner world of the imagination.”
-
-It was from the outlook of a hansom cab that I could get some of the
-best views of my London. Every turn would bring new sorts of motion,
-sound, and color. And, birdseyed thus, it was all so beautiful that I
-wondered what Shelley meant by saying “Hell is a city very much like
-London,”—if, indeed, he did say it.
-
-Once in the Tate Gallery, I would fall afresh under the spell of the
-lonely wistfulness of G. F. Watts’ _Minotaur_.
-
-Then I would go to gaze long on Whistler’s wonderful notion of Battersea
-Bridge on a blue night, and then betake myself to the Turner collection.
-
-Here I could spend hours, floundering in unintelligent delight among the
-pictures, sensitive to each apotheosis of color and beauty, and not
-caring whether its title might be _Waves Breaking on a Flat Beach_, or
-_River Scene with Cattle_.
-
-But too much Turner was apt to go to my head, and just in time I would
-tear myself away, hop into a hansom, and make for the Wallace Collection
-to be brought back to a sense of human reality by a short interview with
-the _Laughing Cavalier_.
-
-What a city it is, where cabs and picture-galleries are within the reach
-of all who desire them!
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _XII_ _The Game of Going On._
-
-The appetite for the social life of London grows with what it feeds on.
-Although at first indisposed to be lured into the Social Vortex, I found
-it possessed a centripetal force which drew me steadily toward its
-whizzing centre.
-
-Nor was it long before I became as avid as any Londoner to pursue the
-bewildering course known as “going on.”
-
-There is a cumulative delight in whisking from Tea to Tea, and no two
-teas are ever alike.
-
-It pleased me greatly to classify and note the difference in London
-Teas.
-
-In New York all Teas are alike in quality—the only difference being in
-quantity. But in London one Tea differeth from another, not only in
-glory, but in size, shape, and color.
-
-Yet all are enjoyable to one who understands going on. If the Tea be of
-the Glacial Period, there is no occasion to exert your entertaining
-powers. Simply assume an expression of bored superiority, and move about
-with a few murmured, incoherent, and not necessarily rational words.
-
-There is a very amusing story, which I used to think an impossible
-exaggeration, but which I now believe to be true.
-
-Thus runs the tale: A guest at an afternoon tea, when spoken to by any
-one, invariably replied, “I was found dead in my bed this morning.” As
-the responses to this were always, “Really?” or “Charmed, I’m sure,” or
-“Only fancy!” it is safe to assume that the remark was unheard or
-unheeded.
-
-[Illustration: “I was found dead in my bed this morning.”]
-
-But this state of things is not certainly unpleasant, or to be
-condemned.
-
-One does not go to a Tea to improve one’s mind, or to acquire valuable
-information. The remarks that are made are quite as satisfactory unheard
-as heard. We are not pining to be told the state of the weather; we
-deduce our friend’s good health from the fact of his presence; and it is
-therefore delightful to be left, unhampered, to pursue our own thoughts,
-and, if so minded, to make to ourselves our own analytic observations on
-the scene before us.
-
-Again, if the Tea be of the Responsive Variety, and you are supposed to
-chat and be chatted to, then is joy indeed in store for you—for when
-Londoners do talk, they talk wonderfully well.
-
-I went one afternoon to a Tea given for me by a well-known London
-novelist. The host, beside being an Englishman of the most charming
-type, and a clever writer, was of a genial, happy nature, which seemed
-to imbue the whole affair with a cosy gayety.
-
-Though not a large Tea, many literary celebrities were present, and each
-gave willingly of his best mentality to grace the occasion.
-
-Now, nothing is more truly delightful than the informal chatter of
-good-natured, quick-witted literary people. Their true sense of values,
-their quick sense of humor, their receptiveness, their responsiveness,
-and their instantaneous perception, combine to bring forth conversation
-like the words of which Beaumont wrote:
-
- So nimble, and so full of subtle flame,
- As if that every one from whom they came
- Had meant to put his whole wit in a jest,
- And had resolved to live a fool the rest
- Of his dull life . . . Wit that might warrant be
- For the whole city to talk foolishly
- Till that were cancelled.
-
-Nor are Teas of this sort rare or exceptional.
-
-Given the entrée to London’s literary circles, occasions abound for
-meeting with these companions who do converse and waste the time
-together.
-
-To my great regret, this is not to be said of America. A Literary Tea in
-New York means a lot of people, some, perhaps, bookishly inclined,
-invited to meet a Celebrity of Letters.
-
-The Celebrity comes late, sometimes not at all, and he or she is often
-enveloped in a sort of belligerent shyness which does not make for
-coherent conversation of any sort. Moreover, Americans do not know how
-to give a Tea. We are learning, but we conduct our Teas in an
-amateurish, self-conscious way, and with a brave endurance born of our
-national do-or-die principles.
-
-But to return to my going ons (which must by no means be confounded with
-goings-on).
-
-From my Literary Tea, I went to a Musical Tea. This is distinctly a
-London function, and the music, while of the best, acts as a soaking wet
-Ostermoor laid on the feebly-burning vivacity of the occasion. The young
-girl sings, the long-haired gentleman plays a violin, the lady in the
-Greek gown plays the harp, and the guests arrive continuously, and
-escape as soon as possible.
-
-But, like Kipling’s lovable tramp, I “liked it all,” and stood
-tranquilly holding my teacup, while I studied the Tussaud effects all
-about me.
-
-Then, as it was Fourth of July, I betook myself to the reception at
-Dorchester House.
-
-This is a most admirable institution. I mean the reception, not the
-house, though the statement really applies to both.
-
-But it is a fine thing to celebrate our Independence Day in London.
-There is an incongruity about it that lends an added charm to what is in
-itself a stupendously beautiful affair.
-
-Dorchester House, one of the finest residences in London, is now the
-home of our own ambassador, and is thrown open for a great reception on
-the afternoon of every Fourth of July.
-
-As my hansom took its place in the long line of waiting carriages I
-glanced up at the noble old stone mansion, and was thrilled with a new
-sort of patriotism when I saw our own Stars and Stripes wave grandly out
-against the blue English sky. Our flag at home is a blessed,
-matter-of-fact affair; but our flag proudly topping our Embassy in
-another land is a thrilling proposition, and I suddenly realized the
-aptness of the homely old phrase “so gallantly streaming.”
-
-Chiding myself for what I called purely emotional patriotism (but still
-quivering with it), I entered the marble halls of Dorchester House.
-
-A compact, slowly-moving mass of people exactly fitted the broad and
-truly magnificent marble staircase.
-
-Adjusting myself as part of this ambulatory throng, we moved on,
-mechanically, a step at a time, toward the top. On each landing, as the
-great staircase turned twice, were footmen in pink satin and silver
-lace, who looked like valentines. They are very wonderful, those English
-footmen, and sometimes I think I’d rather have one than a Teddy bear.
-
-[Illustration: We moved on, mechanically, a step at a time.]
-
-At the top of the staircase our ambassador and his reception party
-greeted each guest with a cordial perfunctoriness, that exactly suited
-the occasion, and then an invisible force, assisted here and there by a
-very visible footman, gently urged us on.
-
-Although the thought seems inappropriate to the splendor of the
-occasion, yet to me the marvel of the affair was the “neatness and
-despatch” with which it was managed. No crowding, no herding, no audible
-directions, yet the shifting thousands moved as one, and the route
-through the mansion, and down another staircase, was followed leisurely,
-by all. One might pause in any apartment to view the pictures or the
-decorations, or to chat with chance-met friends. By the admirable magic
-of the management, this made no difference in the manipulation of the
-throng. Eventually one came into a great marquee, built on terraces, and
-exquisitely draped inside with white and pale green. Here a sumptuous
-feast was served with the iron hand of neatness and despatch hidden in
-the velvet glove of suavity and elegant leisure. Here, again, one met
-hundreds of acquaintances, and made hundreds of new ones, the orchestra
-played national airs under two flags, and the scene was one of the
-brightest phases of kaleidoscopic London.
-
-Then on, out into the great garden, full of delightful walks, seats,
-flowers, music, and rainbow-garbed humanity. More meetings of friends
-and strangers; more invitations for future going on; more introductions
-to kindly celebrities; more pleasant exchange of international
-compliment, and, above it all, the Stars and Stripes waving over
-Dorchester House!
-
-From here I tore myself away to keep an engagement to Tea on the Terrace
-of the House of Commons.
-
-This invitation had greatly pleased me, as it is esteemed a very
-worth-while experience, and, further, I was very fond of the genial M.
-P. and of his charming wife who had invited me. A bit belated, I reached
-the Lobby, where I was to meet my host, several minutes after the
-appointed time.
-
-Unappalled by this disaster, because of my ignorance of its magnitude, I
-asked an official to conduct me to Mr. Member of Parliament.
-
-“Impossible,” he replied, “Mr. Member has already gone to the Terrace,
-accompanied by his guests.”
-
-“Yes,” said I, still not understanding; “I am one of his guests. Please
-show me the way to the Terrace.”
-
-He looked at me pityingly.
-
-“I’m sorry, madame; but it is impossible for you to join them now. No
-one may go there unless accompanied by a Member, and the Member you
-mention may not be sent for.”
-
-This seemed ludicrous, but so final was his manner, that I became
-frightened lest I had really lost my entertainment.
-
-[Illustration: So final was his manner that I became frightened.]
-
-Whether my look of utter despair appealed to his better nature, or
-whether he feared I was about to burst into tears, I don’t know,—but I
-could see that he began to waver a little.
-
-I thought of bribery and corruption, and wondered if so austere an
-individual ought to be approached along those lines. I remembered that
-an Englishman had spoken to me thus:
-
-“I don’t know of anybody in London who would refuse a fee, except a club
-servant or the King, and,” he added reflectively, “I’ve never tried the
-King—personally.”
-
-Assisted by this knowledge, I somehow found myself being led down dark
-and devious staircases which gave suddenly out upon the broad, light
-Terrace. My guide then disappeared like an Arab, and I happily sauntered
-along in search of Mr. and Mrs. M. P.
-
-The scene was unique. The long Terrace, looking out upon the Thames at
-the very point of which Wordsworth wrote,
-
- Earth has not anything to show more fair,
-
-was filled with tea tables, at each of which sat a group of prominent
-London tea-drinkers and their friends. The background, the Perpendicular
-architecture of Parliament House, is crumbling in places, and I looked
-quickly away, with a feeling of apology for having viewed it so closely
-as to see its slight defects.
-
-My host greeted me with an air of unbounded amazement.
-
-“But how did you get down here?” he exclaimed.
-
-“American enterprise,” I responded, but I learned that it had been an
-extraordinary and reprehensible act on the part of the official who had
-guided me.
-
-[Illustration: My host greeted me with an air of unbounded amazement.]
-
-I was sorry to learn this, but glad that I had persevered to success.
-
-Twelve people were at table, and that Tea is among my fairest London
-recollections.
-
-The very atmosphere of the Terrace is Parliamentarian, though, of
-course, not in a literal sense, and vague, unmeaning visions of woolsack
-and wig seem to mingle with the visible realities. On the one side the
-Thames, trembling with traffic; on the other the silent altitude of
-stone, that seems to grow hospitable and confidential as you sit longer
-at its feet. And between these, the tea-table, with its merry group,
-laughing at each other’s jests, and carelessly throwing about those
-precious invitations which keep one going on.
-
-My right-hand neighbor proved to be a large-minded editor of delightful
-personality.
-
-We talked of books, and he said quite casually: “Yes, I fancy Henry
-James’s works. And, moreover, he’s a charming man, personally. Would you
-care to go motoring down to Rye to-morrow, and spend the day at his
-place?”
-
-While almost simultaneously on my other side a lady was saying, “Yes,
-indeed, I’ll be glad to send you a card to the Annual Dinner of the
-Women Authors of Great Britain.”
-
-Truly, hospitality is the keynote of the Leaders of London Society. An
-apparent lack of warmth may sometimes be noticeable in their manner, but
-they deal out delightful invitations with a free and willing hand, the
-acceptance of which keeps one forever going on.
-
-And, after all, one is too prone to generalize.
-
-Hostesses are human beings, and, therefore, there are no two alike.
-
-One may classify,—and the types fall easily into classes,—but one may
-not make sweeping assertions. And, too, in society, which the world over
-is a sham and purveyor of shams, are kind hearts always more than
-coronets?
-
-And when one is gayly, perhaps flippantly, going on, one wants to see
-all sorts, and I went from my Terrace Tea to a private view of some
-paintings.
-
-Then, after suitable robing, to a dinner; then to the opera, where the
-delicious incongruity of _Madame Butterfly_ set to Italian grand opera
-music, was heightened by the dear baby who sat flat on the stage and
-waved the American flag into the very faces of the boxes full of English
-royalty.
-
-And so, as Pepys would say, home, and to bed, feeling that there was
-certainly a fascinating exhilaration in London’s game of Going On.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration] _XIII._ _A French Week-End_
-
-In London I met an American friend, a busy New York man of letters.
-
-“I come to London every season,” said he, “for six week-ends. These are
-spent at country-houses, and are planned for a long time ahead.”
-
-At first, I wondered what he did between the week-ends, but I soon
-learned that what with getting to and from one country-place, and
-arranging to go to and from another, the insignificant Wednesday or
-Thursday in between is totally lost sight of.
-
-Distance to a week-end Mecca is counted as nothing; and so, when I was
-invited to a house-party at a villa some twelve miles out of Paris, I
-prepared to go as casually as if my destination were within the
-Dominions of the Unsetting Sun.
-
-There seemed to be several routes from London to Paris, and each was
-recommended to me as “the only possible way”; but I decided upon the
-Dover-Calais route, and left Victoria station on the special train.
-
-A friend who came to “see me off” insisted on providing me with a put-up
-luncheon, saying the only preventive of Channel bothers was to take a
-bite before embarking.
-
-So persistent was he, that I accepted his offer to put an end to his
-argument, and waited in my compartment while he ran for the “bite.”
-
-He returned, followed by a porter, who wheeled on a truck a “put-up
-luncheon”! It was in a hamper, shaped like a large-sized wicker
-suit-case. This stupendous affair was pushed under the seat, and before
-I had time to remonstrate, my train started.
-
-Impelled alike by hunger and curiosity, I finally opened the gigantic
-lunch-basket. Inside were carefully planned compartments containing
-several courses of a delicious cold luncheon. Ample provision of
-serviettes and oiled paper protected the viands from possible dust or
-cinders, and the array of flat silver was bewildering. Plates and cups
-fitted into their niches, and the whole collection was of a completeness
-beyond compare. This is as yet an untried field for American enterprise,
-but I suppose it will come.
-
-[Illustration: I finally opened this gigantic lunch basket.]
-
-The disposition of the emptied hamper was simply to restore it to its
-place under the seat, and leave it there. Apparently it had the
-instincts of a homing pigeon.
-
-Leaving Dover was like backing away from a picture post-card. I have
-sometimes thought lithographed colors unnaturally bright, but the green
-and white and blue of receding Dover on a sunshiny day make aniline dyes
-seem dull by comparison.
-
-The crossing on the Channel steamer was delightful, and I now know the
-dreadful tales I have heard of this experience to be mere peevish
-malignity. I sat on the deck of the dancing boat, and when the spray
-grew mischievous, kind-hearted attendants wrapped me in tarpaulin
-mackintoshes, or whatever may be the French for their queer raincoats.
-
-I ruined my hat and feathers, but, in the exhilaration of that mad dash
-through the tumbling, rioting sea, who could think of personal economy?
-
-All too soon we reached Calais, and here, again, a living, breathing
-picture confronted me. Unlike Dover, the harbor at Calais is like an
-exquisite aquarelle. The high lights and half-tones are marvellous, and
-the composition is a masterpiece. But (and here I made my two rules that
-should be invariably observed by the traveller from London to Paris)
-there is not a more fearful wild-fowl living than your French customs
-inspector.
-
-Troubles of all sorts cropped up, and the porters and officials talked
-such strange French that they couldn’t understand mine!
-
-But the troubles were all because of my luggage, which they divided into
-two classes. And hence my two rules:
-
-(1) When crossing the English Channel, on no account take with you any
-luggage except hand-luggage.
-
-(2) On no account take any hand-luggage.
-
-These rules, carefully observed, will insure a happy, peaceful journey,
-for the accommodations for personal comfort are admirable.
-
-The railroad train from Calais to Paris is a clean marvel of light gray
-upholstery, and white antimacassars sized like a pillow-sham. The cars
-are exceedingly comfortable and the whole ride a delight.
-
-I reached the _Gare du Nord_ about seven o’clock in the evening, and,
-after a maddening experience with criminally imperturbable officials, I
-took a cab to my hotel.
-
-Accustomed, all my life, to the few scattering cabs of New York City, I
-had thought London possessed a great many cabs; but Paris contains as
-many as London and New York put together. The French capital is paved
-with cabs, and of such a cheapness of fare that I soon discovered it was
-more economical to stay in them than to get out.
-
-I well knew I must fight against the insistence of “first impressions”;
-but after all it _was_ Paris, and I had never been there before, and the
-ride from the station to the _Place Vendôme_ might therefore be allowed
-to thrill me a little.
-
-Some of the streets seemed rather horrid, but after we swung into the
-Boulevard and came at last to the Vendôme Column, with a pale little
-French moon just appearing above it, I was ready to admit that Paris
-might go to my head, even as London went to my heart.
-
-My chosen hotel, The Ritz, was once the old palace of the Castiglione,
-and still retains much of the palatial manner.
-
-Exquisite in the modernness of its appointments, it possesses an
-atmosphere of historic France, and the combination comes perilously near
-perfection. The urbane proprietor, who looked like the hero of a French
-play, personally conducted me to my rooms and was solicitous for my
-welfare in the best of English. From my windows I could see _al fresco_
-diners in a garden which looked like Marie Antoinette’s idea of Luna
-Park.
-
-[Illustration: The urbane proprietor . . . personally conducted me to my
-rooms.]
-
-Noble old trees rose as high as the house, and from their branches hung
-great globes of vari-colored electric light. Statues guarded a fountain
-at one end, flower-beds surrounded the place, and at many tables gay
-humanity was toying with _chef d’œuvres_ of French cooking.
-
-The scene allured me. I hastily donned a dinner gown, and descended to
-take my seat at an attractively-placed table.
-
-As I was alone, this might in New York have seemed indiscreet; in
-London, at least undiscreet; but in Paris, being a guest of the house,
-and under the protection of the august and benignant proprietor, it all
-seemed the most natural proceeding in the world.
-
-The dinner was a dream; I mean, a sort of comic opera dream, where
-lights and flowers and gayety made a chimerical effect of happiness.
-
-Of course, this pause over night at the hotel was part of my journey to
-the week-end party.
-
-The next day my hostess would send for me, but these vicissitudes of
-travel were not at all unpleasant.
-
-As I finished my dinner, and sauntered through the delicately ornate
-salons, callers’ cards were brought me, and I was delighted to welcome
-some English friends who were passing through Paris on a motor tour.
-
-“Come with us,” they said; “our car is at the door, and we will go out
-and see ‘Paris by night’ in our own way.”
-
-Incongruous this, for Emily Emmins!
-
-But my adaptability claimed me for its own, and, with what I fancied a
-French shrug of my shoulders, I mispronounced a French phrase of
-acquiescence, and declared myself ready to go.
-
-[Illustration: With what I fancied a French shrug of my shoulders I
-mispronounced a French phrase of acquiescence.]
-
-Three stalwart Englishmen, and the dignified wife of one of them, might
-seem a strange party with which to visit Montmartre by night; but it was
-an ideal way to go. In the motor-car we could whiz from one ridiculous
-“Cabaret Unique” to another. We could look in at the absurd illusions of
-“Le Ciel,” we could jeer at the flimsy foolishness of “L’Enfer,” and
-make fun of its _attractions diaboliques_, yet all the time we were
-seeing the heart of Parisian Folly, and a very gay, good-humored,
-harmless little heart it is. Evil there might be, but none was
-observable, and the foolish young French people sat around with much the
-same air as that of young Americans at Coney Island.
-
-The “Cabaret du Neant” is supposed to be a fearsome place, where guests
-sit around coffins and see ghosts. But so like substantial tables were
-the coffins, and so sociable and human the ghosts, that awe gave place
-to amusement.
-
-Home we whizzed, through the poorly lighted streets, which are indeed an
-anachronism in Gay Paris By Night.
-
-Next day came the great touring-car of my week-end hostess, to take me
-to her villa, at St. Germain-en-Laye.
-
-The villa being a fascinating old French mansion, self-furnished, the
-house party being composed of most delightful people, the host and
-hostess past grand masters in the art of entertaining, the visit was, as
-might have been expected, merely a kaleidoscope of week-end delights.
-
-One absorbing entertainment followed another, but perhaps the picture
-that remains most clearly in my memory is the dinner on the terrace. A
-French country-house terrace is so much more frivolous than an English
-one. The outlook, over a formal garden, of modified formality; the
-splashing little fountains here and there; the decorated table on the
-decorated terrace; the shaded candles, flowers, and foreign service; the
-French moon, that has such a sophisticated paleness; the birds singing
-French songs in what are doubtless ilex trees—all go to make a peculiar
-charm that no other country may ever hope to attain.
-
-The days were devoted to motoring to Versailles, Fontainebleau, and
-through Paris itself, and by this subtle method, one could sight-see
-without realizing it. To motor over to Chantilly, for the sole purpose
-of feeding the carp, is a different matter from seeing “sights which
-should on no account be omitted”; and to go with one’s host for a day’s
-run among the tiny French villages is a personally conducted tour with
-the sting entirely extracted.
-
-The week-end over, I must needs pause a day or two in Paris, to rest
-myself on my journey back to London.
-
-The shops offered wonderful attractions in the way of souvenirs to take
-to the dear ones at home. For the value of a foreign-bought “souvenir”
-lies in the fact of its non-existence in American shops, and such are
-hard to find, indeed. For the novelty in London to-day is the “reduced
-goods” in the New York department store to-morrow.
-
-Moreover, the shops contained feminine raiment of wonderful glory! Only
-the fear of my “first impressions” of our American custom-house officers
-prevented my realizing my wildest dreams of extravagance.
-
-Parisian clothes are marked by that quality which the London
-sales-people call “dynety”—they having no more idea of the meaning than
-of the pronounciation of the word.
-
-But the Parisian woman, from the richest to the poorest, is first of all
-dainty; after that, correct, _chic_, modish—what you will.
-
-[Illustration: The Parisian woman . . . is first of all dainty.]
-
-And the French money is so easy to compute. My sovereign rule is to
-multiply by two. If the price be in francs multiply by two, shift a
-decimal point, and you have dollars. If centimes, multiply by two,
-decimal point again, and you have cents.
-
-This simple rule made Paris shopping easy.
-
-I had determined, as this time Paris was a means and not an end, being
-merely incidental to my week-end trip, I would not go into the
-galleries, and perhaps become unduly attached to something I might find
-there.
-
-A casual visit to the Louvre let me go through several rooms of pictures
-and statues unmoved, when suddenly I met my Waterloo.
-
-All unexpectedly I came upon the _Venus of Milo_. It was a revelation.
-The casts and photographs I had hitherto seen of it I now discovered to
-be no more like the original statue than the moon is like the sun.
-
-The form, perhaps, is not so inadequately represented, but the face, as
-shown in cast or picture, is a sadly futile attempt at imitation.
-
-The real _Venus_ has the most marvellous face in the world. There is an
-ineffable beauty of feature, and an exquisite repose of expression, that
-betokens no one affection, but the glorification of all that is great
-and beautiful.
-
-But the fascination is unexplainable. I only know that into that
-wonderful face I could gaze for hours; but never again do I want to see
-a reproduction of it, of any sort.
-
-In the Louvre, too, I found the _Mona Lisa_. Here again I had been
-misled by photographs and “art prints,” and was all unprepared for the
-witchery of that baffling, bewildering smile. By a queer correlation of
-ideas, my mind reverted to the _Laughing Cavalier_, and I wondered if
-these two were smiling at the same thought.
-
-Undesirous of seeing more at this time, I returned to my open,
-victoria-like cab. Those foolish Paris cabs! They seem so exactly like
-the vehicle in which Bella Wilfer elegantly sat, when she begged her
-parent, “Loll, ma, loll!”
-
-But they are fine to see out of, and a city like Paris, made for show,
-should have cabs of wide outlook.
-
-Paris is an achievement. Its coherent, consequent civic beauty ranks it
-among the seven beauties of the world. It is as systematically and
-methodically laid out as Philadelphia—but with a difference!
-
-It is discreet and tactful, and ever puts its best foot foremost, the
-other probably being down at heel.
-
-It is trim and tripping, where London is solidly lumbering,—but, give
-me London!
-
-Paris is adorable; London is lovable. Paris is bewitching; London is
-satisfying.
-
-Paris is to London as lime-light unto sunlight, and as absinthe unto
-wine. But as the very essence of Paris, is ephemeral, so the nature of
-London makes for perpetuity; and London is, of all things, a place to go
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-I mean they have some definite
-destination. Thus they lose the
-rare delight, that all too little known
-pleasure, of a desultory stroll through
-the city streets. For myself, I know
-of no greater joy than an aimless
-ramble along the crowded metropolitan
-thoroughfares. Nor does <span class='it'>ramble</span>
-imply, as some might mistakenly suppose,
-a slow, dawdling gait. Not at
-all; the atmosphere of the city itself
-inspires a brisk, steady jog-trot; but
-the impression of a ramble is inevitable
-if the jog-trot have no intended goal.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I am a country woman,—that is,
-I live in a suburban town; but it is
-quite near enough to the metropolis
-for us to consider ourselves near-New
-Yorkers. And Myrtlemead is a
-dear little worth-while place in its
-own way. We have a Current Culture
-Club and a Carnegie library
-and several of us have telephones.
-I am not a member of the Club, but
-that must not be considered as any
-disparagement of my culture—or,
-rather, of my capacity for assimilating
-culture (for the Club’s aim is the disbursement
-of that desirable commodity).
-On the contrary, I was among
-the first invited to belong to it.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i011.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0003' style='width:425px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Oh! yes, you have temperament, she twittered.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You must be a member, Miss
-Emmins,” said the vivacious young
-thing who called to lay the matter
-before me, “because you have so
-much temperament.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This word was little used in Myrtlemead
-at this time (although, since,
-it has become as plenty as blackberries),
-and I simply said “What!”
-in amazement.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Oh! yes, you have,” she twittered,
-“and you create an atmosphere. Don’t
-attempt to deny it,—you know you do
-create an atmosphere.” This was too
-much. I didn’t join the Club, although
-I occasionally look in on them
-at their cultured tea hour, which follows
-the more intellectual part of their
-programme. As they have delicious
-chicken-salad and hot rolls and coffee,
-I find their culture rather comforting
-than otherwise.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Living so near New York, I find
-it convenient to run into the city
-whenever I hear it calling.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i013.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0004' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Lilacs blossom along the curb</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the spring its calls are especially
-urgent. I know popular sympathy
-leans toward springtime in the country,
-but for my part, as soon as March
-has blown itself away, and April
-comes whirling along the cleared path
-of the year, I hurry to keep my annual
-appointment to meet Spring in New
-York. The trees are budding in the
-parks, daffodils and tulips are blooming
-riotously on the street-corners, while
-hyacinths and lilacs blossom along the
-curb. A pearl-colored cloud is poised
-in that intense blue just above the
-Flatiron Building, and the pretty city
-girls smile as they prank along in their
-smart spring costumes behind their
-violet mows. The birds twitter with
-a sophisticated chirp, and the street-pianos
-respond with a brisk sharpness
-of tune and time. The very air is
-full of an urban ozone, that is quite
-different from the romantic lassitude
-of spring in the country.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of course, all this is a matter of
-individual taste. I prefer walking in
-dainty boots, along a clean city pavement,
-while another equally sound
-mind might vote for common-sense
-shoes and a rough country road.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i015.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0005' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Common-sense shoes and a rough country road.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so, as I, Emily Emmins, spinster,
-have the full courage of my own
-convictions, I found myself one crisp
-April morning walking happily along
-the lower portion of Broadway. Impulse
-urged me on toward the Battery,
-but, as often happens, my impulse
-was side-tracked. And all because of
-a woman’s smiling face. I was passing
-the offices of the various steamship
-companies, and I saw, coming down
-the steps of one of them, a young woman
-whose countenance was positively
-glorified with joy. I couldn’t resist a
-second glance at her, and I saw that
-both her hands were filled with circulars
-and booklets.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It required no clairvoyance to understand
-the situation; she had just
-bought her first ticket to Europe, and
-it was the glorious achievement of a
-lifelong desire. I knew, as well as
-if she had told me, how she had planned
-and economized for it, and probably
-studied all sorts of text-books that
-she might properly enjoy her trip, and
-make it an education as well as a pleasure.
-And as I looked at the gay-colored
-pamphlets she clutched, I was
-moved to go in and acquire a few for
-myself.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With Emily Emmins, to incline is
-to proceed; so I stepped blithely into
-the big light office and requested
-booklets. They were bestowed on me
-in large numbers, the affable clerk
-was most polite, and,—well, I’m sure
-I don’t know how it happened, but
-the first thing I knew I was paying
-a deposit on my return ticket to
-Liverpool.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I may as well confess, at the outset,
-that I am of a chameleonic nature. I
-not only take color from my surroundings,
-but reflect manners and
-customs as accurately and easily as a
-mirror. And so, in that great, business-like
-office, with its maps and
-charts and time-tables and steamer
-plans, the only possible thing to do
-seemed to be to buy my ticket, and I
-did so. But I freely admit it was
-entirely the influence of the ocean-going
-surroundings that made the
-deed seem to me a casual and natural
-one. No sooner had I regained the
-street, with its spring air and stone
-pavement, than I realized I had done
-something unusual and perhaps ill-advised.
-However, a chameleonic nature
-implies an ability to accept a
-situation, and after one jostled moment
-I walked uptown, planning as I
-went.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Two days later the postman brought
-me an unusually large budget of mail.
-The first letter I opened caused me
-some surprise, and a mild amusement.
-It began, quite cosily:</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote'>
-
-<p class='noindent'><span class='sc'>Miss Emily Emmins.</span></p>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='it'>Dear Madam</span>: Learning that you intend
-sailing from New York in the near future, I
-take the liberty of calling your attention
-to the Hotel Xantippe as a most desirable
-stopping place during your stay in this city.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The letter went on to detail the
-advantages and charms of the hotel,
-and gave a complete list of rates,
-which, for the comforts and luxuries
-promised, seemed reasonable indeed!
-But how in the world did the urbane
-proprietor of the Hotel Xantippe know
-that I contemplated a trip abroad?
-I hadn’t yet divulged my secret to
-my fellow-residents of Myrtlemead,
-and how an utter stranger could learn
-of it, was a puzzle to me. But the
-other letters were equally amazing.
-One from a dry-goods emporium besought
-me to inspect their wares before
-going abroad to buy. Another begged
-me to purchase their shoes, and gave
-fearful warnings of the shortcomings
-of English footgear. Another, and
-perhaps the most flattering, requested
-the honor of taking my photograph
-before I sailed. But one and all
-seemed not only cognizant of my
-recently formed plans, but entirely
-approved of them, and earnestly desired
-to assist me in carrying them
-out.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With my willingness to accept a
-situation, I at once assumed that
-somehow the news of my intended
-departure had crept into one or other
-of the New York daily papers. I
-couldn’t understand why this should
-be, but surely the only possible explanation
-was my own prominence
-in the public eye. This, I placidly
-admitted to myself, was surprising,
-but gratifying. To be sure, I had
-written a few nondescript verses, and
-an occasional paper on some foolish
-thing as a fine art, but I had not
-reached the point where my name
-was mentioned among “What Our
-Authors are Saying and Doing.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>However—alas for my vainglory!—a
-neighbor soon explained to me,
-that all up-to-date business firms procure
-lists of those who have bought
-steamship tickets, and send circular
-letters to each address. This was
-indeed a blow to my vanity, but so
-interesting were the letters which continued
-to pour in that I cared little
-for the reason of their sending. They
-pleased me mightily, because of their
-patronizing attitude, treating me as
-if I were either Josiah Allen’s wife or
-a Choctaw Indian. Invariably they
-assumed I had never been in the metropolis
-before, and would prove exceeding
-ignorant of its ways. Nor
-were they entirely mistaken.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One elaborate circular set forth the
-wonders of the city as viewed from
-the “Seeing [or Touring] New York
-Motor-Coach.” Now I had passed
-these great arks hundreds of times, but
-it had never occurred to me to enter
-one. And yet, so great is my susceptibility
-to suggestion, that I determined
-to take the trip before leaving
-my native land.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another letter left me hesitating
-as to whether my proposed journey
-was advisable after all. This letter
-was from the Elsinore Travel Bureau,
-and explained how, by the purchase
-of a new-fangled stereoscope and innumerable
-sets of “views,” one could
-get far more satisfaction out of a
-European trip by staying at home
-than by going abroad. “So real are
-the scenes,” the circular assured me,
-“that one involuntarily stretches out
-a hand to grasp what isn’t there.”
-Surely, realism need go no farther than
-that; yet some over-exacting people
-might demand that the grasped-for
-thing should be there.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At least, that’s the way I felt about
-it; and besides, now that all Myrtlemead
-was stirred up over my going to
-Europe, I couldn’t decently abandon
-my project. That’s one of the delightful
-annoyances of life in a country
-village. Everybody belongs to everybody
-else, and your neighbors have
-a perfect right to be as interferingly
-helpful as they choose. My house
-was besieged by what I came to call
-the noble army of starters, for the
-kind-hearted ones brought me every
-imaginable help or hindrance to an
-ocean voyage.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i025.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0006' style='width:525px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>They walked away with their plaids in their arms and their heads in the air.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had already bought myself a
-steamer rug, whose soft bright colors
-and silky texture delighted my soul;
-but none the less were steamer rugs
-brought me by dozens, as intended
-loans. It was with a slight air of
-resentment that my would-be benefactors
-received my humble apology
-for possessing a rug of my own, and
-walked away with their plaids in their
-arms and their heads in the air. Then
-came one who earnestly advised me
-not to take my lovely, silky rug, as it
-was sure to be ruined on the steamer,
-and after that to be devoured by
-moths during its summer in a steamer
-trunk. The best plan, she informed
-me, was to hire a rug from the steamship
-company, as I would hire my
-deck-chair, and leave my own rug at
-home, to be used as a couch robe.
-Being amiable by nature I agreed to
-this plan. Next came a neighbor
-who, having heard that I had concluded
-to hire a rug on the steamer,
-asked to borrow mine to take with
-her on a lake trip. Of course I lent
-it to her, but a few weeks later, when
-I tried to cuddle into one of the small
-harsh rugs that the steamship company
-provides, I almost regretted my
-amiability.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then came friends with cushions—large,
-small, and double-jointed. Also,
-they brought air-pillows, and water-pillows,
-and patent contrivances for
-comfort, that were numerous and
-bulky, and adequately expressed their
-donors’ kind interest in my well-being
-at sea. Also came many sure
-and absolute remedies for sea-sickness,
-or preventives thereof. Had I taken
-them all with me, and had they made
-good their promise, not one of the
-cabin passengers, or the steerage, need
-have been ill for a moment. Interspersed
-among the more material gifts
-was much and various advice.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This was easily remembered, for
-taken as a whole it included every
-possible way of doing anything. Said
-one: “Pack your trunks very tightly,
-for clothing carries much better that
-way.” Said another: “Pack your
-trunks very loosely; for then you will
-have room to bring home many purchases
-and yet declare at customs only
-the same number of trunks as you
-took with you from America.” Said
-a third: “Let me help you pack, for if
-a trunk is crammed too tightly or
-filled too loosely, it makes all sorts
-of trouble.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But, being amiable, I smiled pleasantly
-on all, agreed with each adviser,
-and held my peace. For, to me, preliminaries
-mattered little, and I knew
-that as soon as I was fairly at sea,
-or at least beyond the three-mile
-limit, I could make my own plans,
-and carry them out without let or
-hindrance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My itinerary was, of course, arranged
-and rearranged for me, but
-usually the would-be arbiters of my
-destinations fell into such hot discussions
-among themselves that they
-quite forgot I was going away at all.
-But it mattered little to me whether
-they advised the Riviera by way of
-the North Cape, or the Italian lakes
-after the Cathedral tour; for my entire
-summer was irrevocably planned in
-my own mind. No “touristing” for
-me. No darting through Europe with
-a shirtwaist in a “suit” case, and a
-Baedeker in my other hand.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i029.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0007' style='width:325px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>No “touristing” for me.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>No, my “tour of extended foreign
-travel,” as our local newspaper persisted
-in calling it, was, on my part, an
-immutable resolve to go by the most
-direct route to London and remain
-there until the date of my return
-ticket to New York. This plan, being
-simple in the main, left me leisure
-to listen to my friends’ advices and
-recommendations. But, though I listened
-politely, I really paid little heed,
-and at last I sailed away with the advice,
-in a confused medley drifting
-out of my memory.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The only points that seemed to be
-impressed on my mind were that, in
-London parlance, “Thank you” invariably
-means either “Yes” or “No”
-(nobody seemed quite sure which),
-and that in England one must always
-call a telephone a lift.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='23' id='Page_23'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i031.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0008' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The most remarkable effect of a
-sea-trip is, to my mind, its wonderful
-influence for amiability. I hadn’t
-passed Sandy Hook before I felt an
-affable suavity settling down upon me
-like a February fog. I am at all times
-of a contented and peaceful nature,
-but this lethargic urbanity was a new
-sensation, and, as I opined it was but
-the beginning of a series of new sensations,
-I gave myself up to it with a
-satisfied feeling that my trip had
-really begun.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And yet I was haunted by a vague
-uneasiness that it hadn’t begun right.
-I had planned to be most methodical
-on this voyage. I had resolved that
-when I came aboard I would go first
-to my stateroom and unpack my
-steamer trunk, arrange my belongings
-neatly in their proper portholes and
-bunkers, find my reserved deck-chair,
-and attach to it my carefully tagged
-rug and pillow. Then I meant to
-take off and pack away my pretty
-travelling costume, and array myself
-in my “steamer clothes,” these having
-been selected with much care and
-thought in accordance with numerous
-and conflicting advices.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Whereas, instead of all this, I had
-hurriedly looked into my stateroom,
-and only noted that it was a tiny white
-box, piled high with luggage, part of
-which I recognized as my own, and
-the rest I assumed belonged to my
-as yet unknown room-mate. Then
-I had drifted out on deck, dropped into
-some chair, I know not whose; and,
-still in my trig tailor-made costume
-and feathered hat, I watched the
-coast line fade away and leave the
-sea and sky alone together.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Suddenly it occurred to me that
-I was receiving “first impressions.”
-How I hated the term! Every one I
-knew, who had ever crossed the ocean
-before I did, had said to me, “And
-you’ve never been over before? Oh,
-how I <span class='it'>envy</span> you your first impressions!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As I realized that about seventy-nine
-people were even then consumed
-with a burning envy of these first
-impressions of mine, I somehow felt
-it incumbent upon me to justify their
-attitude by achieving the most intensely
-enviable impressions extant.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And yet, so prosaic are my mental
-processes, or else so contrary-minded
-is my subconscious self, that the
-impression that obtruded itself to the
-exclusion of all others was the somewhat
-obvious one that the sea air
-would soon spoil my feathers. While
-making up my mind to go at once
-to my stateroom and save my lovely
-plumes from their impending fate, I
-fell to wondering what my room-mate
-would be like. I knew nothing of
-her save that her name was Jane
-Sterling. This, though, was surely
-an indication of her personality, for
-notwithstanding the usual inappropriateness
-of cognomens, any one named
-Jane Sterling could not be otherwise
-than well born, well bred, and
-companionable, though a bit elderly.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I seemed to see Jane Sterling with
-a gaunt face, hooked nose, and grizzled
-hair, though I admitted to myself
-that she <span class='it'>might</span> be a fragile, porcelain-like
-little old maid.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This conflict of possibilities impelled
-me to go to my stateroom and
-make Jane Sterling’s acquaintance,
-and, incidentally, put away my best
-hat.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So I started, and on my way
-received another of my “first impressions.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This was a remarkable feeling of
-at-homeness on the steamer. I had
-never been on an ocean liner before,
-yet I felt as though I had lived on one
-for years. The balancing of myself
-on the swaying stairs seemed to come
-naturally to me, and I felt that I
-should have missed the peculiar atmosphere
-of the dining-saloon had
-it not assailed my senses.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i036.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0009' style='width:525px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Portrait of Jane Sterling</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As I entered Stateroom <span class='it'>D</span>, I found
-Jane Sterling already there. But as
-the physical reality was so different
-from the lady of my imagination, I
-sat down on the edge of my white-spread
-berth and stared at her.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Sitting on the edge of the opposite
-berth, and staring back at me, was a
-small child with big eyes. She wore a
-stiff little frock of white piqué, and
-her brown hair was “bobbed” and
-tied up with an enormous white bow.
-Her brown eyes had a solemn gaze,
-and her little hands were clasped
-in her lap.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was quite needless to ask her
-name, for Jane Sterling was plainly
-and unmistakably written all over
-her, and I marvelled that the name
-hadn’t told me at once what she
-looked like.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“How old are you, Jane?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Seven,” she replied, with a little
-sigh, as of the weight of years.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Her voice satisfied me. She was
-one of those unusual children, whom
-some speak of as “queer,” and others
-call “old-fashioned.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But they are neither. They are
-distinctly a modern variety, and their
-unusualness lies in the fact that they
-have a sense of humor.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“And is this your first trip abroad?”
-I went on.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“No, my seventh,” said Jane, with
-a delicious little matter-of-fact air.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Indeed! Well, this is the first
-time I have crossed, so I trust you
-will take pity on my ignorance, and
-instruct me as to what I should
-do.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I said this with an intent to be
-sociable, and make, the child feel at
-ease, but no such effort was necessary.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“There is nothing to do diffelunt,”
-she said, with a bewitching smile.
-“You just do what you would in your
-own house.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was the first really good advice
-I had had concerning my steamer
-manners, and I put it away among
-my other first impressions for future
-use.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then Jane’s mother appeared, and
-I learned that she occupied the next
-stateroom, and that she hoped Jane
-would not annoy me, and that she
-was glad I liked children, and that
-she had three, and that they crossed
-every year, and that if I wanted anything
-at all I was to ask her for it.
-Then she put a few polite questions to
-me, and duly envied me my first impressions,
-and returned to her other
-babies.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Jane proved a most delightful roommate,
-and, as she was never intrusive
-or troublesome, I felt that I had
-drawn a prize in the ship’s lottery.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The morning of the second day I
-rose with a determination to get to
-work. I had no intention of dawdling,
-and, moreover, I had much to do.
-In the first place, I wanted to get
-settled in my deck-chair, in that
-regulation bent-mummy position so
-often pictured in summer novels, and
-study my fellow-passengers. I had
-been told that nothing was so much
-fun as to study people on deck. Then
-I had many letters to write and many
-books to read. I wanted to learn
-how to compute the ship’s log, and
-how to talk casually of “knots.”
-After all these had been accomplished,
-I intended to plan out my itinerary
-for the summer. This I wanted to do
-after I was out of all danger of advice
-from friends at home and before I
-made the acquaintance of any one on
-board who might attempt to advise
-me.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So determined was I to plan my
-own trip that I would have been
-glad to get out on a desert island and
-wait there for the next steamer, rather
-than have any assistance in the matter
-of laying out my route.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Immediately after breakfast, therefore,
-arrayed in correct steamer costume,
-and carrying rug, pillow, paper-covered
-novel, veil, fur boa, and
-two magazines, I went to my deck-chair
-and prepared to camp out for
-the morning. As the deck steward
-was not about, I tried to arrange my
-much desired mummy effect myself.
-Technique seemed lacking in my efforts,
-and, slightly embarrassed at my
-inability to manage the refractory
-rug, I looked up to see Jane watching
-me.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You mustn’t put the rug over
-you,” she explained, in her kind little
-way. “You must put yourself over
-the rug.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At her advice I got out of the chair,
-and she spread the rug smoothly in
-it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Sit down,” she said, briefly, and I
-obeyed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Cleverly, then, she flung up the
-sides and tucked in the corners, until
-the rug swathed me in true seventeenth-trip
-fashion. Jane proceeded
-to arrange my pillow and the other
-odds and ends of comfort. She disapproved,
-however, of my reading-matter.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Magazines won’t stay open,” she
-observed, “and paper books won’t,
-eever.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Jane’s few mispronunciations were
-among her chiefest charms.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But it won’t matter,” she added
-cheerfully. “You won’t read, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This reminded me that I had no
-intention of reading, being there for
-the purpose of studying my fellow-passengers.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was still obsessed by that strange
-sensation of inanition.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Although beatifically serene and
-abnormally good-natured, I felt an
-utter aversion to exertion of any kind,
-mental, moral, or physical. Even the
-thought of studying my fellow-travellers
-seemed a task too arduous to
-contemplate.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so I sat there all the morning
-and not a fellow-traveller was studied.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“This won’t do,” I said to myself,
-severely, after luncheon. “Here you
-are, not a hint of sea-sickness, the day
-is perfect, you know how to adjust
-your rug, and all conditions are favorable.
-You <span class='it'>must</span> study your fellow-travellers.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But the afternoon showed little
-improvement on the morning. As a
-result of desperate effort, I scrutinized
-one lady and decided to call her the
-Lady with the Green Bag.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It wasn’t a very clever characterization,
-but it was, at least, founded
-on fact.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another I conscientiously contemplated,
-and finally dubbed her the
-Lady Who Isn’t an Actress. This
-was rather a negative description,
-but I based it on the neatness of her
-vanity-bag and the carelessness of
-her belt, and I am sure it was true.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Clucking Mother was easily
-recognized, and a pink-cheeked and
-white-handed young man,
-who attempted to talk to
-me, I snubbed, and then
-to myself I designated
-him as Simple Simon.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I wasn’t really rude
-to him, and I fully intended
-to make acquaintances
-among the passengers
-later on; but I am
-methodical, and after I
-had all my other tasks
-attended to, I hoped to
-have two or three days
-left for social intercourse.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i045.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0010' style='width:155px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Simple Simon.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But after a time the
-chair next mine was left vacant, and
-then a laughing young girl seated
-herself in it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Apparently it didn’t belong to her,
-and she sat down there with the express
-purpose of talking to me. My
-arduous study of my fellow-travellers
-had somewhat wearied me, and her
-sudden and uninvited appearance disturbed
-that serene calm which I had
-supposed unassailable, and so I angrily
-characterized her in my mind as a
-Bold-Faced Jig.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This name was so apt that it really
-pleased me, and I involuntarily smiled
-in appreciation of my appreciation of
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So sympathetic was she (as I afterward
-discovered) that she smiled
-too, and then I couldn’t, in common
-decency, be rude to her. She chatted
-away, and before I knew it I was
-charmed with her. I didn’t change
-the name I had mentally bestowed
-on her, but, instead, I told her of it,
-and it delighted her beyond measure.
-I told her, too, how I intended to
-devote the next two days to planning
-my summer trip, then a day for
-writing letters, and after that I hoped
-to play bridge, or otherwise hobnob
-socially with certain people whom
-I had mentally selected for that
-purpose.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Bold-Faced Jig laughed heartily
-at this.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Haven’t you any idea where you’re
-going to travel?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Not the slightest.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Well, let me advise you——”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Oh, please don’t!” I cried. “I
-left my planning until now in order
-to get away from all advisers. I
-<span class='it'>must</span> decide for myself. I know just
-what I want, and I can’t bear to be
-interfered with.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The B.-F. J. looked amazed at first,
-and then she laughed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“All right,” she said. “Now listen,
-Miss Emmins. I think you’re delightful,
-and I’m going to help you
-all I can by <span class='it'>not</span> advising you. But
-if you’ve not finished your itinerary
-plans in two days, mayn’t I tell you
-then what I was going to advise?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes,” I said, with dignity and
-decision, “if you will keep away from
-me for two days, and do all you can
-to keep others away.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>She promised, and it was more of a
-task than it might seem, for as I sat
-in my deck-chair, or, oftener, at a
-table in the library, surrounded by
-Baedekers, time-tables, maps, guide-books,
-and Hare’s <span class='it'>Walks in London</span>,
-many of the socially inclined or curious-minded
-paused to make a tentative
-remark. My replies were so
-coolly polite that they rarely ventured
-on a second observation, but I soon
-discovered that my laughing friend
-had told her comrades what I was
-doing, and they awaited the result.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is strange what trivialities will
-interest the idle minds of those who
-dawdle about in the library of an
-ocean steamer.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Jane would occasionally come and
-stand by me, saying wisely, “Are you
-still making your itinnery?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>When I said yes, she sighed and
-smiled and ran away, being desirous
-not to bother.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The first morning I engaged in this
-work, I read interestedly of picture-galleries
-and architectural specialties.
-That afternoon my interest waned,
-and I studied time-tables and statistical
-information. The next morning
-I grew sick of the whole performance
-and, bundling the books and maps
-away, I went out to my deck-chair,
-and idled away the hours in waking
-dreams that never were on sea or land.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>That afternoon the Bold-Faced Jig
-approached me.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“It’s all over,” I said. “I’ve capitulated.
-I make no plans while I’m
-on this blessed ocean. It’s wicked to do
-anything at all but to do nothing.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“And don’t you want my advice?”
-she asked, laughing still.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I don’t care,” I answered. “You
-can voice your advice if you choose.
-I sha’n’t listen to it, much less follow
-it.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Her girlish laughter rang out again.
-“That was my advice,” she said.
-“I was going to tell you not to plan
-any trip while you are at sea. Just
-enjoy the days as they come and go;
-don’t count them; don’t do anything
-at all but just <span class='it'>be</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I’m not through yet,” she went
-on. “Don’t write any letters or read
-any books. Don’t study human nature,
-and of all things don’t voluntarily
-make acquaintances. If they
-happen along, as I did, chat a bit if
-you choose, and when they pass on,
-forget them.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so I took advice after all. I
-made no plans, I made no abstruse
-diagnoses of human character, I made
-no acquaintances save such as casually
-happened of themselves. And
-the days passed in a sort of rose-colored
-haze, as indefinite as a foggy
-sunrise, and as satisfying as a painted
-nocturne of Whistler’s. And so, my
-first impressions of my first ocean
-crossing are indeed enviable.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='45' id='Page_45'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i053.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0011' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The trip from Liverpool to London
-I found to be a green glimpse of England
-in the shape of a biograph. But
-the word <span class='it'>green</span>, as we say it in our
-haste, is utterly inadequate to apply
-to the color of the English landscape.
-Though of varying shades, it is always
-green to the n<sup>th</sup> power; it is a saturated
-solution of green; it is a green that
-sinks into the eye with a sensation of
-indelibility. And as this green flew
-by me, I watched it from the window
-of a car most disappointingly like
-our own Pullmans.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had hoped for the humorous absurdities
-of the compartmented English
-trains. I had almost expected to see
-sitting opposite me a gentleman dressed
-in white paper, and I involuntarily
-watched for a guard who should look
-at me through a telescope, and say
-“You’re travelling the wrong way.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For my most definite impressions
-of English railway carriages had been
-gained from my “Alice,” and I was
-annoyed to find myself booked for a
-large arm-chair seat in a parlor car,
-with my luggage checked to its London
-destination on “the American plan”!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>What, pray, was the use of coming
-abroad, if one was to have all the
-comforts of home?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As if to add to the unsatisfactoriness
-of my first impressions of English
-travel, I found myself sitting opposite
-a young American woman.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We faced each other across a small
-table, covered with what seemed
-to be green baize, but was more
-likely the reflection of the insistent
-landscape.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The lady was one of those hopeless,
-helpless, newly rich, that affect so
-strongly the standing of Americans
-in Europe.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>She was blatantly pretty, and began
-to talk at once, apparently quite
-oblivious of the self-evident fact that
-I wanted to absorb in silence that
-flying green, to which her own nature
-was evidently quite impervious.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Your first trip?” she said, though
-I never knew how she guessed it.
-“My! it must be quite an event in
-your life. Now it’s only an incident
-in mine.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You come often, then?” said I,
-not specially interested.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i056.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0012' style='width:425px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“The one with the plaid travelling-cap.”</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes; that is, we shall come every
-summer now. You see, he made a
-lot of money in copper,—that’s my
-husband over there, the one with the
-plaid travelling-cap,—so we can travel
-as much as we like. We’ve planned
-a long trip for this year, and we’ve
-got to hustle, I can tell you. I’m
-awfully systematic. I’ve bought all
-the Baedekers, and this year I’m
-going to see everything that’s marked
-with a double star. You know those
-are the ‘sights which should on no
-account be omitted.’ Then next year
-we’ll do up the single stars, and after
-that we can take things more leisurely.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You’ve never been over before,
-then?” I observed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“No,” she admitted, a little reluctantly;
-“I went to California last
-year. I think Americans ought to
-see their own country first.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I couldn’t help wishing she had
-chosen this year for her California
-trip, but the accumulation of green
-vision had somehow magicked me into
-a mood of cooing amiability, and I
-good-naturedly assisted her to prattle
-on, by offering an encouraging word
-now and then.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“He’s so good to me,” she said,
-nodding toward her husband. “He
-says he welcomes the coming and
-speeds the parting dollar. Isn’t that
-cute? He’s an awfully witty man.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>She described the home he had just
-built for her in Chicago, and it seemed
-to be a sort of Liberal Arts Building
-set in the last scene of a comic opera.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For a moment, I left the green to
-itself, while I looked at my unrefractive
-countrywoman with an emotion
-evenly divided between pity and envy.
-For had she not reached the ultimate
-happiness, the apotheosis of content
-only possible to the wealthy Nitro-Bromide?
-And what was I that I
-should depreciate such soul-filling satisfaction?
-And why should my carping
-analysis dub it ignorance? Why,
-indeed!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After a few more green miles,
-an important-mannered guard, who
-proved to be also guide, philosopher,
-and friend, piloted me to a dining-car
-which might have been a part of
-the rolling-stock of the Pennsylvania
-Railroad.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nothing about it suggested the anticipated
-English discomfort, unless
-it might be the racks for the glasses,
-which, after all, relieved one of certain
-vague apprehensions.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But at dinner it was my good luck
-to sit in a quartet, the other three
-members of which were typical English
-people.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I suppose it is a sort of reflex nervous
-action that makes people who
-eat together chummy at once. The
-fact of doing the same thing at the
-same time creates an involuntary sympathy
-which expands with the effects
-of physical refreshment.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I patted myself on my mental
-shoulder as I looked at the three
-pleasant English faces, and I suddenly
-became aware that, though of
-a different color, they affected me
-with exactly the same sensation as
-the clean, green English scenery.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This, I conclude, was because English
-people are so essentially a part
-of their landscape, a statement true
-of no Americans save the aboriginal
-Indian tribes.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My table-mates were a perfect specimen
-of the British matron, her husband,
-and her daughter. I should describe
-them as well-bred, but that term
-seems to imply an effect of acquisition
-by means of outside influences. They
-were, rather, well-born, in a sense
-that implies congenital good-breeding.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Their name was Travers, and we
-slid into conversation as easily as a
-launching ship slides down into the
-water. Naturally I asked them to
-tell me of London, explaining that it
-was my first visit there, and I wished
-to know how to manage it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“What London do you want to
-use?” asked Mr. Travers, interestedly.
-“You know there are many Londons
-for the entertainment of visitors. We
-can give you the Baedeker London,
-or Dickens’s London, or Stevenson’s
-London, or Bernard Shaw’s London,
-or Whistler’s London——”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Or our own W. D. Howells’s London,”
-I finished, as he paused in his
-catalogue.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I think,” I went on, “the London
-I want is a composite affair, and I
-shall compile it as I go along. You
-know Browning says ‘The world is
-made for each of us,’ and so I think
-there’s a London made for each of
-us, and we have only to pick it out
-from among the myriad others.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“That’s quite true,” said Mrs. Travers.
-“You’ll be using, do you see,
-many bits of those Londons mentioned,
-but combining them in such a way as
-to make an individual London all
-your own.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The prospect delighted me, and I
-mentally resolved to build up such a
-London as never was on land or sea.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But,” I observed, “aside from an
-individually theorized London, there
-must be a practical side that is
-an inevitable accompaniment. There
-must be facts as well as opinions. I
-should be most glad of any hints or
-advices from experienced and kind-hearted
-Londoners.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Without doubt,” said Mr. Travers,
-“the question trembling on the
-tip of your tongue is the one that
-trembles on the tip of every American
-tongue that lands on our shores—‘What
-fee shall I give a cabman?’”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I laughed outright at this, for it
-was indeed one of my collection of
-tongue-tipped questions.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i064.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0013' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>He treats you to his opinion of you in choice Billingsgate.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But, sadly enough,” went on the
-Englishman, “it is a question that it
-is useless for me to answer you at
-present. An American must be in
-London for four years before he can
-believe the true solution of the cab-fee
-problem. The correct procedure
-is to give the cabby nothing beyond
-his legal fare. If you give him tuppence,
-he looks at you reproachfully;
-if you give him fourpence, he scowls
-at you fearfully; if you give him sixpence,
-he treats you to his verbal
-opinion of you in choice Billingsgate.
-Whereas, if you give him no
-gratuity, he assumes that you have
-lived here for four years, and lifts
-his hat to you with the greatest respect.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Why can’t I follow your rule at
-once?” I demanded.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I do not know,” returned Mr.
-Travers. “Nobody knows; but the
-fact remains that you cannot. You
-think you believe the theory now,
-because you hear me set it forth with
-an air of authority; but it will take
-you at least four years to attain a true
-working knowledge of it. Moreover,
-you will ask every Englishman you
-meet regarding cab-fees, and so conflicting
-will be their advices that you
-will change your tactics with every
-hansom you ride in.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Then,” said I, with an air of independence,
-“I shall keep out of
-hansom-cabs, until I am fully determined
-what course to pursue in
-this regard.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But you can’t, my dear lady,”
-continued my instructor. “To be in
-London is to be in a hansom. They
-are inevitable.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Why not omnibuses?” I asked,
-eager for general information. “I
-have long wanted to ride in or on a
-London ’bus.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Mr. Travers’s eyes twinkled.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You have an American joke,” he
-said, “which cautions people against
-going into the water before they learn
-how to swim. I will give you an
-infallible rule for ’buses: never get
-on a London ’bus until you have
-learned to get on and off of them
-while they are in motion.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i067.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0014' style='width:317px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“What waggery,” observed Mrs. Travers.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“What waggery!” observed Mrs.
-Travers, in a calm, unamused tone,
-and I suddenly realized that I was
-in the midst of an English sense of
-humor.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The dinner progressed methodically
-through a series of specified
-courses, and when we had reached
-the vegetable marrow I had ceased
-to regard the green distance outside
-and gave my full attention to my
-lucky find of the Real Thing in English
-people.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Mr. Travers’s advice was always excellent
-and practical, though usually
-hidden in a jest of somewhat heavy
-<span class='it'>persiflage</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We discussed the English tendency
-to elide letters or syllables from their
-proper names, falling back on the
-time-worn example of the American
-who complained that Englishmen spell
-a name B-e-a-u-c-h-a-m-p and pronounce
-it <span class='it'>Chumley</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But it’s better for an American,”
-said Mr. Travers, “to pronounce a
-name as it is spelled than to elide at
-his own sweet will. I met a Chicagoan
-last summer, who said he intended to
-run out to Win’c’s’le.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“What <span class='it'>did</span> he mean?” I asked, in
-my ignorance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Windsor Castle,” replied Mr. Travers,
-gravely.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The mention of Chicago made me
-remember my companion in the parlor
-car, and I spoke of her as one type
-of the American tourist.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I saw her,” said Mrs. Travers,
-with that inimitable air of separateness
-that belongs to the true Londoner;
-“she is not interesting. Merely
-a smart party who wears a hat.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As this so competently described
-the lady from Chicago, I began to
-suspect, what I later came thoroughly
-to realize, that the English are wonderfully
-adept in the making of picturesque
-phrases.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i070.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0015' style='width:320px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“Merely a smart party who wears a hat.”</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>During our animated conversation,
-Miss Travers had said almost nothing.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had read of the mental blankness
-of the British Young Person, and was
-not altogether surprised at this.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But the girl was a delight to look
-at. By no means of the pink-cheeked,
-red-lipped variety immortalized in
-English novels, she was of a delicate
-build, with a face of transparent
-whiteness. Her soft light brown hair
-was carelessly arranged, and her violet
-eyes would have been pathetic but
-for a flashing, merry twinkle when
-she occasionally raised their heavy,
-creamy lids.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Remembering Mrs. Travers’s aptness
-in coining phrases of description,
-I tried to put Rosalind Travers into
-a few words, but was obliged to borrow
-from the Master-Coiner, and I called
-her “The Person of Moonshine.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>By the time I was having my first
-interview with real Cheddar cheese,
-the Traverses were inviting me to
-visit them, and I was gladly accepting
-their delightfully hospitable and unmistakably
-sincere invitation.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Scrupulously careful to bid good-bye
-to my Chicago friend before we
-reached London, alone I stepped from
-the train at Euston Station with a
-feeling of infinite anticipation.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Owing probably to an over-excited
-imagination, the mere physical atmosphere
-of the city impressed me as
-something quite different from any
-city I had ever seen. I felt as if I
-had at last come into my own, and
-had far more the attitude of a returning
-wanderer than a visiting stranger.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The hansom-cabs did not appear
-any different from the New York
-vehicles of the same name, but I
-climbed into one without that vague
-wonder as to whether it wouldn’t
-be cheaper to buy the outfit than
-to pay my fare.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My destination was a club in Piccadilly—a
-woman’s club, which I had
-joined for the sole purpose of using
-its house as an abiding-place.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The cab-driver was cordial, even
-solicitous about my comfort, but finally
-myself and my hand-luggage
-were carefully stowed away, the glass
-was put down, and we started.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was after dark, and it was raining,
-two conditions which might appall
-an unescorted woman in a strange
-city. The rain was of that ridiculous
-English sort, where the drops do not
-fall, but play around in the air, now
-and then whisking into the faces of
-passers-by, but never spoiling their
-clothes. It was enough, though, to
-wet the asphalt, and when we swung
-into Piccadilly, and the flashing lights
-from everywhere dived down into the
-street, and rippled themselves across
-the wet blackness of the pavement,
-I suddenly realized that I was driving
-over one of the most beautiful things
-in the world.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I looked out through my hansom-glass
-darkly, at London. Unknown,
-mysterious, silent, but enticing with
-its twinkling eyes, it was like a masked
-beauty at a ball. Yet, beneath that
-mocking, elusive witchery, I was conscious
-of an implied promise, that my
-London would yet unmask, and I
-should know and love her face to face.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='67' id='Page_67'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i075.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0016' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I suppose that the earliest thing
-that happens anywhere is the London
-dawn. In all my life, my waking
-hours had never reached three o’clock
-<span style='font-size:smaller'>A.M.</span>, from either direction, and when,
-on the first morning after my arrival
-in London, I was awakened at that
-hour by a gently intrusive daybreak,
-I felt as if I had received a personal
-and intentional affront.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I rose, and stalked to the window,
-with an air of haughty reproach, intending
-to close the shutters tightly
-until a more seemly hour.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As there are only six window-shutters
-in the whole city of London, it
-is not surprising that none of these
-was attached to my window; but it
-really didn’t matter, for after reaching
-the window that morning I never
-thought of a shutter again until I
-returned to America.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My window, which was a large
-French affair in three parts, looked
-out upon Piccadilly. It opened on
-a small stone-railed balcony, and as
-I looked out three pigeons looked in.
-They were of the fat and pompous
-kind and they strutted along the
-railing, with a frankly sociable air,
-cocking their heads pertly in an endeavor
-to draw my attention to the
-glistening iridescence of their neck-feathers.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I liked the pigeons, and I told them
-so, but even better I liked the sight
-across the street.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Green Park at dawn is as solemnly
-impressive as the interior of Westminster
-Abbey. The trees sway and
-quiver, giving an occasional glimpse
-of the Clock Tower of Parliament
-House. From the throats of myriad
-birds comes a sound as of one blended
-twitter, and a strange, unreal radiance
-pervades the whole scene. With the
-rapidly increasing daylight definiteness
-ensues, and railings, benches,
-roadway, and other details of the
-Park add strength to the picture.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Having seen three o’clock in Green
-Park, I promptly forgot my errand
-with the shutters, and, hastily donning
-conventional morning costume,
-I prepared to watch four o’clock, and
-five, and six appear from the same
-direction.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i078.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0017' style='width:475px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>They were occupying the only earthly home they possessed.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As outlines became clearer I noticed
-a park bench directly opposite
-my window, on which sat four old
-women. All were garbed in black,
-and all were sleeping soundly. I was
-then unaware of the large proportion
-of the elderly feminine in London’s
-seamy side of population, and so
-casual was the aspect of the quartet
-that it did not occur to me they were
-occupying the only earthly home they
-possessed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>They seemed to me more like duplicate
-Mrs. Lecks and Mrs. Aleshines,
-who had paused for a time in Green
-Park instead of in mid-ocean.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But after I had seen the same
-women there at three o’clock on a
-dozen consecutive mornings I began
-to realize that they were part of the
-landscape.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor was I unduly sorry for them.
-They sat on that bench with the same
-air of voluntary appropriation that
-marked the birds in the trees, or the
-pigeons on the railing. And as the
-days went on I became accustomed
-to seeing them there, and ceased to
-feel any inclination to go out and try
-to persuade them to enter an old
-ladies’ home.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At about seven o’clock the omnibuses
-began to ply. I had never
-known before what was indicated by
-the verb <span class='it'>to ply</span>. But I saw at once
-that it is the only word that properly
-expresses the peculiar gait of an omnibus,
-which is a cross between a rolling
-lurch and a lumbering wobble. Fascination
-is a mild term for the effect
-these things had on me.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One omnibus might not so enthrall
-me. I don’t know; I have never
-seen one omnibus alone. But the
-procession of them along Piccadilly
-is the one thing on earth of which
-I cannot conceive myself becoming
-tired.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Their color, form, motion, and
-sound all partake of the primeval,
-and their continuity of effect is eternal.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My Baedeker tells me that the first
-omnibuses plying in London were
-“much heavier and clumsier than
-those now in use.” But of course
-this is a mistake, for they couldn’t
-have been.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I have heard that tucked away
-among the gay-colored advertisements
-that are patchworked all over
-these moving Mammoth Caves are
-small and neatly-lettered signs designating
-destinations. I do not know
-this. I have never been able to find
-them. But it doesn’t matter. To
-get to Hampstead Heath, you take
-a Bovril; to go to the City, take
-Carter’s Ink; and to get anywhere in
-a hurry, jump on a Horlick’s Malted
-Milk. There is also a graceful serpentine
-legend lettered down the back
-of each ’bus, but as this usually says
-“Liverpool Street,” I think it can’t
-mean much.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Personally, I never patronize one
-of the things. They are too uncanny
-for me, and their ways are more devious
-than those of our Seventeenth
-Street horse-cars.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Besides, I always feared that, if I
-got in or on one, I couldn’t see the
-rest of them as a whole. And it is
-the unbroken continuity that, after
-the coloring, is their greatest charm.
-I have spent many hours watching
-the Piccadilly procession of them,
-“like a wounded snake drag its slow
-length along,” and look forward to
-many hours more of the same delight.
-But the dawn, the daybreak, and the
-early morning slipped away, and all
-too soon my first day in London had
-begun.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My mail brought me difficulties of
-all sorts. There were invitations from
-people, whom well-meaning mutual
-friends had advised of my arrival.
-There were offers from friends or
-would-be friends to escort me about on
-shopping or sight-seeing tours. There
-were cards for functions of more or less
-formality, and there were circulars from
-tradesmen and professional people.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With a Gordian-knot-cutting impulse,
-I tossed the whole collection
-into my desk, and started out alone
-for a morning walk.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i084.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0018' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Tossed the whole collection into my desk.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor shall I ever forget that walk.
-Not only because it was a “first impression,”
-but because it was the most
-beautiful piece of pedestrianism that
-ever fell to my lot.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My clubhouse home was almost at
-the corner of Hamilton Place, and as I
-stepped from its portal out into Piccadilly
-I seemed to breathe the quintessence
-of London, past, present, and
-to come.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Meteorologically speaking, the atmosphere
-was perfect. The reputation
-for fogginess, that London has
-somehow acquired, is a base libel.
-Its air is marked by a dazzling clearness
-of haze that, more than anything
-else, “life’s leaden metal into gold
-transmutes.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Thus exhilarated at the start, I
-began my stroll down Piccadilly, and
-at every step I added to my glowing
-sense of satisfied well-being. I turned
-north into Berkeley Street, and thus
-started on my first sight-seeing tour.
-And was it not well that I was by
-myself?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For the most kind and well-meaning
-cicerone would probably have said,</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Do you not want to see the house
-where Carlyle died?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And how embarrassed would I have
-been to be obliged to make reply:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“No, not especially. But I do want
-to see where Tomlinson gave up the
-ghost in his house in Berkeley Square.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor would my guide have been able
-to point out that perhaps mythical
-residence. But I had no trouble in
-finding it. Unerring instinct guided
-me along Berkeley Square, till I reached
-what I felt sure was the very house,
-and since I was satisfied, what mattered
-it to any one else?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This being accomplished, I next
-proceeded in a desultory and inconsequent
-fashion to explore Mayfair.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Aided, like John Gay, by the goddess
-Trivia, I knew I could</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote0r9'>
-
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-<p class='line0'>Where winding alleys lead the doubtful way;</p>
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-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And as I trod, I suddenly found
-myself in Curzon Street. This was
-a pleasant sensation, for did I not
-well know the name of Curzon Street
-from all the English novels I had ever
-read? Moreover, I knew that in one
-of its houses Lord Beaconsfield died,
-and in another the Duke of Marlborough
-lived. The detail of knowing
-which house was which possessed no
-interest for me.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I rambled on, marvelling at the
-suddenness with which streets met
-each other, and their calm disregard
-of all method or symmetry, till I
-began to feel like “the crooked man
-who walked a crooked mile.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Attracted by the name of Half-Moon
-Street, I left Curzon Street for it.
-Shelley once lived in this street, and
-I selected three houses any one of
-which might have been his home. I
-went back, I traversed some delightful
-mewses (what <span class='it'>is</span> the plural of
-mews?), crossed Berkeley Square, and
-then, somehow or other, I found myself
-in Bond Street, and my mood
-changed. At first the shops seemed
-unattractive and I felt disappointment
-edging itself into my soul.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But like an ugly woman, possessed
-of charm, the crammed-full windows
-began to fascinate me, and I forgot
-the inadequate sidewalks and unpretentious
-façades in the absorbing displays
-of wares.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Bond Street shop-windows are hypnotic.
-Fifth Avenue windows stolidly
-hold their exhibits up to one’s view,
-without a trace of invitation, but Bond
-Street windows compel one to enter,
-by a sort of uncanny influence impossible
-to resist.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Though I expected to shop in London,
-there was only one article that I
-was really anxious to buy. This was
-a jade cube. For many years I had
-longed for a jade cube, and American
-experts had contented themselves with
-stating there was no such thing in
-existence. Time after time, I had
-begged friends who were going to the
-ends of the earth to bring me back a
-jade cube from one of the ends, but
-none had accomplished my errand.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I determined therefore to use every
-effort to secure a jade cube for myself,
-and forthwith began my quest.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A mineralogist on Bond Street
-showed more interest at once than
-any of my personal friends had ever
-evinced. Though he declared there
-was no such thing in existence, he
-further remarked his entire willingness
-to cut one for me from the best quality
-of Chinese jade.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i090.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0019' style='width:400px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>He was quite as interested.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He was quite as interested as I
-was myself, and, though it seemed
-inartistic to end so quickly what I
-had expected to be a long and difficult
-quest, I left the order.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The cube turned out a perfect
-success, and will always be one of my
-dearest and best-loved possessions. It
-has the same charm of perfection that
-characterizes a Japanese rock-crystal
-ball, and the added interest of being
-unique. There was, too, a charm in
-the interest shown in the cube by the
-old mineralogist, and also by his wife.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The day I went after the completed
-polished cube, the elderly madame
-came into the shop from a back room,
-to congratulate me on the attainment
-of my desire.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Incidentally, the good people endeavored
-(and successfully) to persuade
-me to buy further of their
-wares.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>They had a bewildering assortment
-of semi-precious stones, curious minerals,
-and wrought metals and strange
-bits of handiwork from foreign countries.
-Beads, of course, in profusion,
-and fascinatingly ugly little idols.
-As all these things have great charm
-for me, and as I am always easily
-persuaded to buy, I bought largely, to
-the great satisfaction of the elderly
-shopkeepers. But, as I had learned
-a little of their tricks and their manners
-I offered them, a bit shamefacedly, a
-lower price in each instance than they
-asked. To my relief, they took this
-proceeding quite as a matter of course,
-and cheerfully accepted the smaller
-sum without demur.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But to return to that first morning,
-after my interview with the mild-mannered
-mineralogist I strolled along
-Old Bond Street back to Piccadilly.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Tennyson’s Brook of omnibuses
-was still going on, and I stood on the
-corner to watch them again. From
-this point of view the effect is quite
-different from that seen from an upstairs
-window.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>You cease to generalize about the
-procession, and regard the individual
-’bus with a new awe.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The ocean may be wider,—the Flatiron
-Building may be taller,—but
-there’s nothing in all the world so big
-as a London omnibus.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='86' id='Page_86'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i094.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0020' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>An English telephone is a contradiction
-in terms. If it is in England,
-it isn’t a telephone. It is a thing
-that looks something like a broken
-ox-yoke, that is manipulated something
-like a trombone, and is about
-as effectual as the Keeley Motor.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A course of lessons is necessary to
-learn to use one, but the lessons are
-wasted, as the instrument is invariably
-out of order, and moreover, nobody
-has one, anyhow.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But one morning, before I had discovered
-all this, I was summoned to
-the telephone booth of the Pantheon
-Club, and blithely grasped the cumbersome
-affair, with its receiver on one
-end and its transmitter on the other.
-I ignorantly held it wrong end to,
-but that made no difference, as it
-wouldn’t work either way.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Grawsp it stiffer, madame,” advised
-the anxious Buttons who engineered
-it. At length I discovered
-that this meant to press firmly on a
-fret, as if playing a flute, but by this
-time the party addressing me had
-been disconnected from the other end,
-and all attempts to regain communication
-were futile.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i096.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0021' style='width:420px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“Grawsp it stiffer, M’am.”</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The boy took the instrument, and I
-have never seen a finer display of
-human ingenuity and patience than
-he showed for the next half-hour trying
-to hear that chord again. Then
-he gave it up, and, laying the horrid
-thing gently in its cradle, he nonchalantly
-informed me that if the
-party awrsked for me again, he’d
-send me naotice, and then demanded
-tuppence.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This I willingly paid, as I was always
-glad to get rid of those copper
-heavy-weights; and, too, it seemed
-a remarkably small price even for
-a telephone call,—until I suddenly
-remembered that I hadn’t made the
-call,—nor had I received it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The call was repeated later, and
-after another distracting session of
-incoherent shouting, and painfully-cramped
-finger muscles, I learned that
-I was invited to an informal dinner
-that evening at Mrs. Marchbanks’s at
-seven-thirty.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had not intended to plunge into
-the social whirl so soon, and had declined
-all the many invitations which
-had come to me by mail.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But somehow the telephone invitation
-took me unawares, and, too, I
-was so pleased to succeed in getting
-the message at all that it seemed
-ungracious and ungrateful to refuse.
-So, I took a fresh grip on the fretted
-monster, and, aiming my voice carefully
-at the far-away transmitter, I
-shouted an acceptance. I hoped it
-reached the goal, but as there was
-nothing but awful silence afterward,
-I had to take it on faith, and I
-went away to look over my dinner
-gowns.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The invitation had been classed as
-“informal,” but I knew the elasticity
-of that term, and so, though I did not
-select my very best raiment, I chose
-a pretty <span class='it'>décolleté</span> frock, that had
-“New York” legibly written on its
-every fold and pucker.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So late is the dusk of the London
-spring that I easily made my toilette
-by daylight, and was all ready at
-seven o’clock.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Carefully studying my Baedeker
-maps and plans to make sure of the
-distance, I stepped into my hansom
-just in time to reach my destination
-at a minute or two before half past
-seven, assuming that New York customs
-prevailed in England.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The door was opened to me by an
-amazed-looking maid, who seemed so
-uncertain what to do with me that
-I almost grew embarrassed myself.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Finally, she asked me to follow her
-up-stairs, and then ushered me into a
-room where my hostess, in the hands
-of her maid, was in the earliest stages
-of her toilette.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You dear thing,” she said, “how
-sweet of you to come. Yes, Louise,
-that <span class='it'>aigrette</span> is right. Here is the key
-of my jewel case.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I fear I have mistaken the hour,”
-I said; “the telephone was a bit difficult,—but
-I understood half past
-seven.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes,” agreed Mrs. Marchbanks,
-studying the back of her head in a
-hand-mirror, “but in London seven-thirty
-means eight, you know.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This was definite information, and
-I promptly stored it away for future
-use. Also, it was reliable information,
-for it proved true, and at eight the
-guests began to arrive.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Dinner was served at quarter to
-nine, and all was well.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Incidentally I had learned my
-lesson.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The half-hour in the drawing-room
-before dinner was an interesting “first
-impression” of that indescribable combination
-of warmth and frost known
-as a London Hostess.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Further experience taught me that
-Mrs. Marchbanks was a typical one.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The London hostess’s invariable
-mode of procedure is a sudden, inordinate
-gush of welcome, followed
-immediately by an icy stare. By
-the time you have politely responded
-to the welcome, your hostess has forgotten
-your existence. Nay, more,
-she seems almost to have forgotten
-her own. She is vague, self-absorbed,
-and quite oblivious of your existence.
-I have heard of a lady with a gracious
-presence. The London hostess
-is best described by <span class='it'>a gracious absence</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But having adapted yourself to
-this condition, your hostess is likely
-to whirl about and dart a remark or a
-question at you.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>On the evening under discussion,
-my hostess suddenly broke off her
-own greeting to another guest, to say
-to me, “Of course you’ll be wanting
-to buy some new clothes at once.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This statement was accompanied
-by a deliberate survey, from <span class='it'>berthe</span> to
-hem, of my palpably American-made
-gown, and as the incident pleased my
-sense of humor, I felt no resentment,
-and amiably acquiesced in her decision.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then, funnily enough, the conversation
-turned upon good-breeding.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“A well-bred Englishwoman,” my
-hostess dictatorially observed, “never
-talks of herself. She tactfully makes
-the person to whom she is talking
-the subject of conversation.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But,” said I, “if the person to
-whom she is talking is also well-bred,
-he must reject that subject, and tactfully
-talk about the first speaker.
-This must bring about a deadlock.”
-She looked at me, or rather through
-me, in a pitying, uncomprehending
-way, and went on:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“The well-bred Englishwoman never
-makes an allusion or an implication
-that could cause even the slightest
-trace of discomfiture or annoyance to
-the person addressed.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This, of itself, seemed true enough,
-but again she turned swiftly toward
-me, and abruptly inquired, “Doesn’t
-the servility of the English servants
-embarrass you?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This time, too, my sense of humor
-saved me from embarrassment, but
-I began to think serious-minded persons
-should not brave the slings and
-arrows of a well-bred Englishwoman.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Geniality and ingenuousness are
-alike unknown to the English hostess.
-It is a very rare thing to meet a
-<span class='it'>charming</span> Englishwoman. Good traits
-they have in plenty and many sterling
-qualities which Americans often lack,
-but magnetism and responsiveness are
-as a rule not among these qualities.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And I do not yet know whether it is
-through ignorance or with <span class='it'>malice prepense</span>
-that an English hostess greets
-you effusively, and then drops you
-with an air of finality that gives a “lost
-your last friend” feeling more than
-anything else in all the world.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This state of things is of course more
-pronouncedly noticeable at teas than
-at dinners. At an afternoon reception,
-the hostility of the hostess is beyond
-all words. Moreover, at English afternoon
-teas there are two rules. One
-is you may not speak to a fellow-guest
-without an introduction. The
-other is that no introduction is necessary
-between guests of the house.
-One of these rules is always inflexibly
-enforced at every tea; but the casual
-guest never knows which one, and so
-complications ensue.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>English hostesses always seem to
-me very much like that peculiar kind
-of flowered chintz with which they
-cover their furniture—the kind that
-looks like oilcloth, and is very cold
-and shiny, very beautiful, very slippery,
-and decidedly uncomfortable.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But in inverse proportion to the
-conversational unsatisfactoriness of the
-English women are the entertaining
-powers of the English men. They
-are voluntarily delightful. They make
-an effort (if necessary) to be pleasantly
-talkative and amusing.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And, notwithstanding the traditional
-slurs on British humor, the
-English society man is deliciously humorous,
-and often as brilliantly witty
-as our own Americans.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At the dinner I have mentioned
-above, I was seated next to a somewhat
-insignificant-looking young man
-of true English spick-and-spanness, and
-with a delightful drawl, almost like the
-one written as dialect in international
-novels.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Perhaps in consideration of my
-probable American attitude toward
-British humor, he good-naturedly
-amused me with jokes directed against
-his national peculiarities.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He described graphically an Englishman
-who was blindly groping about
-in his brain for a good story which he
-had heard and stored away there.
-“Ah, yes,” said the supposed would-be
-jester; “the man was ill; and he said
-his physician advised that he should
-every morning take a cup of coffee
-and take a walk around the place.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i107.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0022' style='width:420px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>He amused me with jokes directed against his national peculiarities.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“He had missed the point, do you
-see,” explained my amusing neighbor,
-“and the joke should have been
-‘take a cup of coffee, and take a walk
-on the grounds,’ do you see?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So pleased was the young man with
-the whole story, that I laughed in
-sympathy, and he went on to say:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But you Americans make just the
-same mistakes about our jokes. Now
-only last week <span class='it'>Punch</span> had a ripping
-line asking why the Americans were
-making such a fuss about Bishop
-Potter, and said any one would think
-he was a meat-potter. Now one of
-your New York daily papers borrowed
-the thing, and made it read, ‘What’s
-the matter with Bishop Potter? Any
-one would think he was a meat packer.’
-’Pon my honor, Miss Emmins, I know
-that for a fact!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Then I think,” I replied, “that we
-ought never again to throw stones at
-the British sense of humor.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the pause that followed, a bulky
-English lord across the table was
-heard denouncing the course taken by
-a certain political party. So energetic
-were his gestures, and so forceful
-his speech, that he had grown very
-red and belligerent-looking, and fairly
-hammered the table in his indignation.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i109.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0023' style='width:390px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Denouncing the course taken by a certain political party.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The young man next to me looked
-at him, as an indulgent father might
-look at a naughty child. “Isn’t he
-the saucy puss?” said my neighbor,
-turning to me with such a roguish
-smile that his remark seemed the funniest
-thing I had ever heard.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I frankly told my attractive dinner
-partner that the men of London
-society were far more entertaining
-than the women. He did not seem
-surprised at this, but seemed to look
-upon it as an accepted condition.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I glanced across the table at a young
-Englishwoman. She
-was an “Honorable,”
-and possessed
-of a jointed surname.
-She was attired with
-great wealth and unbecomingness,
-and,
-to sum her up in
-a general way, she
-looked as if she did
-<span class='it'>not</span> write poetry.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i110.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0024' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>She was an “Honorable” and possessed of a jointed surname.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes,” she was saying, “cabs are
-cheap with us, but if you ride a lot
-in a day, they count up.” This is a
-stock remark with London women and
-I was not surprised to hear it again.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I glanced at my young man. He
-too had heard, and he quickly caught
-my mental attitude.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes,” he said, “Englishwomen and
-girls are very fit; they’re good form,
-accomplished, and all that. But,
-though they know a lot, somehow, er,—their
-minds don’t jell.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As this exactly expressed my own
-opinion, I was delighted at his clever
-phrasing of it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But if the Englishman is charming
-as a dinner guest, he is even more so
-when he is host, as he often is at
-afternoon tea. And though I attended
-many teas presided over by London
-men, all others fade into insignificance
-beside the one given me at the <span class='it'>Punch</span>
-office.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was the only guest, the host was
-the genial and miraculously clever Editor
-of <span class='it'>Punch</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The tea was of the ordinary London
-deliciousness, the cakes and thin bread-and-butter
-were, as always, over there,
-the best in the world; but it was served
-to us on the historic <span class='it'>Punch</span> table, the
-great table where every Friday night,
-since the beginning of that publication,
-its editorial staff has dined.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And as each diner at some time cut
-his monogram into the table, the semi-polished
-surface shows priceless memorials
-of the great British authors,
-artists, and illustrators.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was informed by my kind host
-that I might sit at any place I chose.
-I hesitated between Thackeray’s and
-Mark Lemon’s, but finally by a sudden
-impulse I dropped into a chair in
-front of the monogram of George du
-Maurier.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Editor of <span class='it'>Punch</span> smiled a little,
-but he only said, “You Americans
-are a humorous people.”</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='106' id='Page_106'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i114.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0025' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My own subjective London was
-achieving itself. I have always remembered
-pleasantly, how,</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote0r9'>
-
-<div class='poetry-container' style=''><div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<p class='line0'>Without a bit of trouble,</p>
-<p class='line0'>Arabella blew a bubble,</p>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>and, with emulative ease, I blew a
-beautiful, impalpable, iridescent sphere
-and called it London.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>To be sure, a single interrogation
-point from an earnest Tourist would
-have burst my bubble, for my whole
-London hadn’t a Tower or a British
-Museum in it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor was this an oversight. Calling
-to my aid a moral courage that was
-practically a moral hardihood, I had
-deliberately concluded I would do no
-sightseeing. Not that I objected to
-seeing a sight, now and then, but
-the sight would have to put itself in
-my way, and the conditions would
-have to be such that I should prefer
-to go through the sight rather than
-around it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Indeed, it was largely the word
-<span class='it'>sightseeing</span> that I took exception to.
-Such a very defective verb! Who
-would voluntarily put herself in a
-position to say, “I sightsaw the National
-Gallery yesterday,” or “I have
-sightseen the whole City,” and then
-have no proper parts of speech to
-say it with?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Moreover, I was not willing to go
-about my London carrying a Baedeker.
-In truth, my soul was possessed of
-conflicting emotions toward that little
-red book. As a directory it was invaluable.
-Never did I get an invitation
-to a place of mysterious sound,
-such as Kensington Gore, or Bird-in-Bush
-Road, but I ran to my Baedeker
-and quickly found therein the location,
-description, and directions for reaching
-the same. I soon mastered the pink
-and gray maps, with their clever contrivance
-of corresponding numbers,
-and with my Baedeker back of me I
-could have found the most obscure
-and bewildering address that even a
-Londoner is capable of devising.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But the pages devoted to “Sights
-which Should on No Account be
-Omitted,” and the kindly advice on
-“Disposition of Time for the Hurried
-Visitor,” I avoided with all the
-strength of my unsightseeing soul.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i117.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0026' style='width:445px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The ingenious efforts of tourists to disguise their Baedekers.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was often amused at the ingenious
-efforts of tourists to disguise their
-Baedekers. One tailor-made American
-girl had hers neatly covered with
-bright blue paper, quite oblivious of
-the fact that the marbled edges and
-fluttering red and black tapes are
-unmistakable. Another, a pedagogic
-Bostonian, had hers wrapped in brown
-paper and tied with a string. Another
-had a leather case which exactly
-fitted the volume. And I thought
-that as the nude in art is far less suggestive
-than the semi-draped figure, so
-the uncovered red book was really
-less noticeable than these futile attempts
-at disguise.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Having, then, definitely decided that
-I should eventually return to America
-without having set foot in the Tower,
-the Bank or the Charter-house, I
-drew a long breath of content, and
-gave myself up to the delight of just
-living in the atmosphere of my own
-London.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And yet, I wanted to go to the
-Tower, the Bank, and the Charter-house.
-I wanted to go to Westminster
-Abbey and Saint Paul’s and the National
-Gallery. But I did not want
-to go for the first time. I wanted to
-revisit these places, and how could
-I do that when I had never yet visited
-them?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>First impressions of Piccadilly or
-Hyde Park are all very well, but
-first impressions are incongruous in
-connection with Westminster Abbey.
-What has crude admiration to do
-with experienced sublimity? How absurd
-to let the gaze of surprise rest
-upon age-accustomed glory! What
-presumption to look at solemn ancient
-grandeur as at a novelty! I wished
-that I had been to Westminster Abbey
-many, many times, and that I
-could drift in again some lovely summer
-afternoon to revive old memories
-and renew old emotions.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But as this might not be, then
-would I keep away from it entirely,
-and study it from books as I had
-always done.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One day a departing caller carelessly
-left behind her a pamphlet
-entitled <span class='it'>The Deanery Guide to Westminster
-Abbey</span>. With a natural curiosity
-I picked it up and opened it.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i121.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0027' style='width:318px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>That bore an advertisement of Rowland’s Macassar Oil!</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But I got no farther than the first
-fly-leaf, for that bore an advertisement
-of <span class='it'>Rowland’s Macassar Oil</span>! I promptly
-forgot the existence of Westminster
-Abbey in the delight of finding that
-my London contained such a desirable
-commodity. Not that I wished to
-purchase the lotion, but I was absorbingly
-interested to learn that there
-really was such a thing. I had never
-heard of it before except in connection
-with the Aged, aged man, a-sitting
-on a gate, who manufactured Rowland’s
-Macassar Oil from mountain
-rills which he chanced to set ablaze.
-The remembrance of that dear old
-white-haired man, placidly going his
-ways, and content with the tuppence
-ha’-penny that rewarded his toil, filled
-my soul to the exclusion of all else,
-and he made a welcome addition to
-the census of my own London. It
-was pleasant, too, to reflect on the
-sound logic of the English people
-when they coined the word “anti-macassar.”
-How much more restrictedly
-definite than our word “tidy”!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Well, then next it came about that
-I went for a walk.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And, as was bound to happen sooner
-or later, I was strolling unthinkingly
-along, when I found myself with the
-Houses of Parliament on my right
-hand and Westminster Abbey on my
-left. I was fairly caught, and surrendered
-at discretion. The only question
-was which way to turn. As I
-had no choice in the matter, I should
-logically have gone, like John Buridan’s
-Ass, straight ahead, and so
-missed both; but the Abbey, with an
-almost imperceptible nod of invitation,
-compelled me to turn that way, and
-involuntarily, though not at all unwillingly,
-I entered.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Whereupon I made the startling
-discovery that I was in the Poets’
-Corner! Now, I had definitely planned
-that if ever I <span class='it'>did</span> visit the Abbey, I
-would enter by the North Transept,
-and gradually accustom myself to the
-atmosphere of the place. I would go
-away after a short inspection, and
-return several times to revisit it,
-before I even approached the Poets’
-Corner. And to find myself thus unexpectedly
-and somewhat informally
-introduced to an inscription attesting
-the rarity of Ben Jonson, took me
-unawares, and my eyes rested coldly
-on the words, and then passed on,
-still uninterestedly, to Spencer, Milton,
-and Gray.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i124.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0028' style='width:290px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>I took a few tentative steps, which brought me to the bust of our own Longfellow.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Uncertain whether to advance or
-retreat I took a few tentative steps,
-which brought me to the bust of our
-own Longfellow. The dignified and
-old-school New Englander is here represented
-as a plump-faced and jovial
-gentleman with very curly hair. The
-marble is excessively white and new-looking,
-and altogether the monument
-suggests the Longfellow who wrote
-“There was a little girl, who had a
-little curl,” rather than the author of
-<span class='it'>Evangeline</span>. But if not of poetic effect,
-the bust is satisfactory as a fine
-type of American manhood, so I
-smiled back at it, and passed on.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then, by chance, I turned into
-the South Transept.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was about five o’clock on a midsummer
-afternoon, the hour, as I
-have often since proved, when the
-spell of the Poets’ Corner is most
-potent—the hour when a prismatic
-shaft of sunlight strikes exactly on
-the marble forehead of Burns, and
-flickering sun-rays light up the face
-of Southey. There, above the mortal
-remains of Henry Irving, I stood,
-and as I looked up, I knew that at
-last Westminster Abbey and I were
-at one.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For I saw Shakespeare.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was not the emotional atmosphere
-of the place, for that had not
-as yet affected me. It was not historic
-association, for I knew Shakespeare’s
-bones did not rest there. It
-was not the inherent, artistic worth
-of the sculptured figure, for I knew
-that it has never been looked upon as
-a masterpiece, and that Walpole, or
-somebody, called it “preposterous.”
-But it was Shakespeare, and from his
-eyes there shone all the wonder, the
-beauty, and the immortality of his
-genius.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I am told the whole monument is
-wrong in composition and in execution,
-but that is merely</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote0r9'>
-
-<div class='poetry-container' style=''><div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<p class='line0'>A fault to pardon in the drawing’s lines,—</p>
-<p class='line0'>Its body, so to speak; its soul is right.</p>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>Or at least it was to me, and from that
-moment I felt at home in Westminster
-Abbey.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Without leaving the United States,
-I could have found a more magnificent
-statue of Shakespeare in our
-own Library of Congress, but no other
-representation of him, in paint or
-stone, has ever portrayed to my mind
-the personality of the poet as does the
-Abbey monument.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I invited emotions and they accepted
-with thanks. They came in
-crowds, rushing, and soon I was unqualifiedly
-certain that I would rather
-be dead in Westminster Abbey than
-alive out of it. Having reached this
-important decision, I broke off my
-emotions at their height and went
-home.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The next day, as the sunlight touched
-Burns’s uplifted brow, I was there
-again, and the next, and the next.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The first impressions being comfortably
-over, Shakespeare and I became
-very good friends, without the
-necessity for heaving breast and suppressed
-tears on my part.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had affable feelings, too, toward
-many of the other great and near-great.
-It amused me to learn how many
-succeeded in getting into the Abbey
-by the mere accident of dying while
-there was plenty of room.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>John Gay, they tell me, is one of the
-interlopers, and his epitaph,</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote0r9'>
-
-<div class='poetry-container' style=''><div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<p class='line0'>Life is a jest and all things show it;</p>
-<p class='line0'>I thought so once, but now I know it,</p>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>is dubbed irreverent.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But to my mind the irreverence is
-not in the sentiment, but in the fact
-that it is placed upon his tomb, the
-responsibility therefore, even though
-Gay requested it, lying with his survivors.
-Surely the man who wrote
-<span class='it'>Trivia</span> is as much entitled to honor
-as many others whose virtues are set
-forth in stone.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But if any one is disturbed by
-Gay’s irreverence, he has only to step
-through the door which is close at
-hand, into the little chapel of St. Faith.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For some indefinable reason, this
-chapel breathes more the spirit of
-reverence and holiness than any other
-in the Abbey. There is no especial
-beauty of decoration here, but he who
-can enter the solemn little room without
-putting up the most fervent prayer
-of his life must be of an unresponsive
-nature indeed.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i131.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0029' style='width:455px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>He so dominates the group of tourists he conducts that they often show signs of almost human intelligence.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It did not seem to me inharmonious
-to visit the Chapels of the Sanctuary
-in charge of a verger. The Abbey
-guide is also a philosopher and friend.
-His intoned information is pleasantly
-in keeping with the chiselled epitaphs,
-and his personality is invariably delightful;
-and he so dominates the
-group of tourists he conducts that
-they often show signs of almost human
-intelligence. The guide answers questions,
-not perfunctorily, but with an
-air of personal interest. To be sure,
-he passes lightly over many of the
-most impressive figures and proudly
-exhibits the fearsome Death who jabs
-a dart at Lady Nightingale, while
-her husband politely endeavors to
-protect her. But after becoming acquainted
-with the chapels one may
-return on free days and visit, unescorted,
-the tomb of Sir Francis Vere.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Waxen Effigies greatly took
-my fancy. Hidden away in an upper
-room, they are well worth the extra
-fee which it costs to see them. The
-verger describes them with a show
-of real affection, and indeed, I felt
-strangely drawn to the ghastly puppets,
-which are, undoubtedly, very
-like the kings and queens they represent.
-William and Mary are easily
-lodged in a case by themselves, and
-their brocades and velvets and real
-laces are beautiful to look upon, though
-stiffened by age and dirt. Elizabeth
-is a terror, and Charles the Second
-a horror, but vastly fascinating in their
-weird dreadfulness. Again and again
-I returned to my waxen friends, and
-found that they gave me more historic
-atmosphere than their biographies or
-tombs.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Hanging round the outside of the
-Abbey, I one day stumbled into St.
-Margaret’s. The window is wonderful,
-of course, but I was more interested
-in remembering that here Mr.
-Pepys married the wife of whom he
-later naïvely chronicled:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“She finds, with reason, that in the
-company of other women that I love,
-I do not value her or mind her as I
-ought.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Having seen the church where Pepys
-was married, I felt an impulse to visit
-the house where he died. But I was
-relieved rather than otherwise to learn
-that no trace of the house now remains.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And, anyway, the house where he
-died wasn’t the house where he
-made the pathetic entry in his <span class='it'>Diary</span>:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Home, and, being washing day,
-dined upon cold meat.”</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='126' id='Page_126'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i134.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0030' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Londoners have no definiteness of
-any sort. Their most striking trait
-is, paradoxically, a vague uncertainty,
-and this is seen in everything connected
-with London, from the weather
-to the gauzy, undecided, wavering
-scarfs which the women universally
-wear.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Indeed I do not know of anything
-that so perfectly represents the mentality
-of an Englishwoman as these
-same uncertain morsels of drapery.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This state of things is doubtless
-founded on a logical topographical
-fact. Baedeker states that the city
-of London is built on a tract of undulating
-clay soil, and the foundation
-of the average Londoner’s mind seems
-to be of equal instability.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I have learned from the recent
-newspapers that, owing to these lamentable
-subsoil conditions, Saint
-Paul’s Cathedral is even now cracking
-and crumbling, and parallel cases may
-sometime be noted among the great
-minds of the Britons.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I trust this will not be mistakenly
-thought to mean any disparagement
-to the British mind, whether great
-or small. It is, I am sure, a matter of
-taste; and the English people prefer
-their waveringness of brain, as the
-Pisan Tower prefers to lean.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The result of this state of things is,
-naturally, a lack of a sense of proportion,
-and an absolute ignorance
-of values.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And it is this that makes it impossible,
-or at least improbable, to
-generalize about the manners and
-customs of London’s polite society;
-though indeed anything so uncertain
-as their society ways can scarcely
-be called customs.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I received one morning from Mrs.
-C. a hastily-written note of invitation
-to dine with her that same evening.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Quite informally,” the note said,
-“and afterward,” it went on, “we
-will drop in at Lady Sutherland’s.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As I had learned that “quite informally”
-meant anything its writer
-chose it to mean, I was uncertain as
-to the formality of the function, and,
-having no idea who Lady Sutherland
-might be, I asked information of a
-casual caller.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i137.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0031' style='width:375px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“Why, in social importance, she’s only next to the King!”</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Who is she?” was the response,
-“why, in social importance, she’s only
-next to the King! that’s all! She’s
-the Duchess of Sutherland. She lives
-in Stafford House. You may not be
-familiar with Stafford House, but it
-is on record that when Queen Victoria
-was there, calling on a former
-Duchess of Sutherland, she took her
-leave with the remark, ‘I will now
-go from your palace to my humble
-home,’ referring to her own residence
-in Buckingham.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i138.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0032' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>And so for the informal dinner I arrayed myself.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was dumfounded! To be invited
-to Stafford House in that careless way,
-and to have the Duchess of Sutherland
-mentioned casually as Lady Sutherland,—well!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so for the informal dinner I
-arrayed myself in the most elaborate
-costume in my wardrobe.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor was I overdressed. The informal
-dinner proved to be a most
-pompous function, and after it we
-were all whisked into carriages, and
-taken to the reception at Stafford
-House.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once inside of the beautiful palace
-I ceased to wonder at Queen Victoria’s
-remark. Admitted to be the most
-beautiful of all English private mansions,
-Stafford House seemed to my
-American inexperience far more wonderful
-than Aladdin’s palace could
-possibly have been.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The magnificent Entrance Hall, with
-its branching staircase and impressive
-gallery, seemed an appropriate setting
-for the beautiful Duchess, who stood
-on the staircase landing to greet her
-guests. Robed in billows of white
-satin, and adorned with what seemed
-to me must be the crown jewels, the
-charming, gracious lady was as simple
-and unaffected of manner as any
-American girl. She greeted me with
-a sincerity of welcome that had
-not lost its charm by having already
-been accorded to thousands of
-others.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then, a mere atom of the thronging
-multitude, I was swept on by the
-guiding hands of belaced and bepowdered
-lackeys, and, quite in keeping
-with the unexpectedness of all
-things in London, I found myself
-suddenly embarked on a sightseeing
-tour. But this was a sort of sightseeing
-toward which I felt no objection.
-To be jostled by thousands,
-all arrayed in costumes and jewels
-that were sights in themselves; to
-visit not only the great picture gallery
-of Stafford House, but the smaller
-apartments, rarely shown to visitors;
-to be treated by guests and attendants
-as an honored friend of the
-family and not as an intruder; all
-these things made me thoroughly
-enjoy what would otherwise have been
-a sightseeing bore.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was a marvellous pageant, and to
-stand looking over the railing of the
-high balcony at the crush of vague-expressioned
-lights of London society,
-drifting slowly up the staircase in
-their own impassive way, was to me
-a “Sight Which Should on No Account
-be Omitted.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With a sort of chameleonic tendency,
-I involuntarily acquired a similar
-air, and like one in a dream I was
-introduced to celebrities of all degrees.
-Authors of renown, artists of repute,
-soldiers of glorious record, all were
-presented in bewildering succession.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Their demeanor was invariably
-gracious, kindly, and charming; they
-addressed me as if intensely interested
-in my well-being, past, present, and
-future. And yet, combined with their
-warm interest, was that indefinite,
-preoccupied, waveringness of expression,
-that made me feel positive if
-I should suddenly sink through the
-floor the speaker would go on talking
-just the same, quite unaware of my
-absence.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The feast prepared for this grand
-army of society was on a scale
-commensurate with the rest of the
-exhibition.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Apparently, whoever was in charge
-had simply provided all there was in
-the world of everything; and a guest
-had merely to mention a preference
-for anything edible, and it was immediately
-served to him.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Londoners of course, being quite
-unaware what they wanted to eat,
-vaguely suggested one thing or another
-at random; and the vague waiters,
-apparently knowing the game, brought
-them something quite different. These
-viands the Londoners consumed with
-satisfaction; but in what was unmistakably
-a crass ignorance of what
-they were eating.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All this fascinated me so that I
-greatly desired to try experiments,
-such as sprinkling their food thickly
-with red pepper or putting sugar in
-their wine. I have not the slightest
-doubt that they would have calmly
-continued their repast, without the
-slightest suspicion of anything wrong.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The air of the “passive patrician”
-of London society is unmistakable,
-inimitable, and absorbingly interesting;
-and never did I have a better
-opportunity to observe it than at
-the beautiful reception at Stafford
-House to which I was invited, “quite
-informally.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In contrast to this, and as a fine
-example of the Londoner’s utter absence
-of a sense of proportion, listen
-to the tale of a lady who called on me
-one day.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had met her before, but knew
-her very slightly. She was exceedingly
-polite, and well-bred, and of
-very formal manner.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The purpose of her call was to
-invite me to her house. She definitely
-stated a date ten days hence, and
-asked if I would enjoy a bread-and-milk
-supper. “For we are plain folk,”
-she said, “and do not entertain on an
-elaborate scale.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I accepted with pleasure, and she
-went politely away.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But I was not to be fooled by intimations
-of informality. “Bread and
-milk,” indeed! <span class='it'>that</span>, I well knew, was
-a euphonious burlesque for a high
-tea if not a sumptuous dinner. I
-remembered that she had called personally
-to invite me; that she asked
-me ten days before the occasion; and
-that the hour, seven o’clock, might
-mean anything at all.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Therefore, when the day came, I
-donned evening costume, called a hansom,
-and started.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had never been to the house before,
-and on reaching it found myself
-confronted by a high stone wall and a
-broad wooden door.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Pushing open the latter, I doubtfully
-entered, and seemed to be in a
-large and somewhat neglected garden
-filled with a tangle of shrubs, vines,
-and flowers. Magnificent old trees
-drooped their branches low over the
-winding paths; rustic arbors, covered
-with earwiggy vines, would have delighted
-Amy March; here and there a
-broken and weather-beaten statue of
-stone or marble poked its head or its
-headlessness up through the wandering
-branches.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I started uncertainly along the most
-promising of the paths, and at last
-came in sight of a house.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A picturesque affair it was. A staircase
-ran up on the outside, and a tree,—an
-actual tree—came up through the
-middle of the roof. It was like a
-small, tall cottage, almost covered
-with rambling vines, and surrounded
-by an irregular, paved court.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>From an inconspicuous portal my
-hostess advanced to greet me. She
-wore a summer muslin, simply made,
-and I promptly felt embarrassed because
-of my stunning evening gown.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Her welcome was most cordial, and
-expressive of beaming hospitality.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You must enter by the back door,”
-she explained, “as the vines have
-grown over the trellis, so that we
-cannot get around them to the front
-door to enter; though of course we can
-go out at it. But this side of the
-house is more picturesque, anyway.
-Do you not think it delightful?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A bit bewildered, I was ushered
-into a room, strange, but most interesting.
-It contained a mantel and
-fireplace which had been originally
-in Oliver Goldsmith’s house, and which
-was a valuable gem, both intrinsically
-and by association. The other
-fittings of the room were quite in
-harmony with this unique possession,
-and showed experienced selection, and
-taste in arrangement. The next room,
-in the centre of the house, was the
-one through which the tree grew.
-Straight up, from floor to ceiling, the
-magnificent trunk formed a noble column,
-around which had been built
-a somewhat undignified table.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another room was entirely furnished
-with wonderful specimens of old Spanish
-marquetry—such exquisite pieces
-that it seemed unfair for one person to
-own them all. Any one of them would
-have been a gem of any collection.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My friend was a charming hostess;
-and when her husband appeared, he
-proved not only a charming host,
-but a marvellous conversationalist.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So engrossed did we all become
-in talking, so quick were my friends
-at repartee, so interesting the tales
-they told of their varied experiences,
-that the time slipped away rapidly,
-and the quaint old clock, which was a
-gem of some period or other, chimed
-eight before any mention had been
-made of the evening meal.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Why, it’s after supper-time!” exclaimed
-my hostess, “let us go to the
-dining-room at once.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The dining-room was another revelation.
-One corner was occupied by
-a huge, high-backed angle-shaped seat
-of carved wood, which carried with
-it the atmosphere of a ruined cathedral
-or a <span class='it'>Hofbrauhaus</span>. The latter
-effect was perhaps due to the sturdy
-oaken table which had been drawn
-into the corner, convenient to the
-great settee.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After we were seated, a maid suddenly
-appeared. She was garbed in
-a gorgeous and elaborate costume
-which seemed to be the perfection of
-a peasant’s holiday attire. Huge gold
-earrings and strings of
-clinking beads were worn
-with a confection of
-bright-colored satin and
-cotton lace, which would
-have been conspicuous in
-the front row of a comic
-opera chorus.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i151.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0033' style='width:170px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>If you’ll believe me,
-that Gilbert and Sullivan
-piece of property brought
-in and served, with neatness and despatch,
-a meal which consisted solely
-of bread and milk!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The bowls were of Crown Derby,
-the milk in jugs of magnificent old
-ware, and the old silver spoons were
-beyond price.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Yet so accustomed had I become to
-unexpectedness, and so imbued was
-I with the spirit of surprise that
-haunted the whole place, that the
-proceeding seemed quite rational, and
-I ate my bread and milk contentedly
-and in large quantities.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i152.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0034' style='width:425px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>I ate my bread and milk contentedly and in large quantities.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There was no other guest, but I
-shall never forget the delight of that
-supper. Never have I seen a more
-innate and beautiful hospitality; never
-have I heard more delightfully witty
-conversation; never have I been so
-fascinated by an experience.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so if Londoners choose to
-scribble a hasty note inviting one
-carelessly to a reception at Stafford
-House, and if they see fit to make a
-personal call far in advance to ask
-one to a bread-and-milk supper, far be
-it from me to object. But I merely
-observe, in passing, that they have
-no sense of proportion, at least in
-their ideas of the formality demanded
-by social occasions.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='146' id='Page_146'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i154.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0035' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I suppose every one experiences
-sudden moments of self-revelation that
-come without rhyme or reason, like a
-thunderbolt out of a clear sky: revelations
-that make clear in one illuminative
-flash conditions and motives
-that have been tangled in a vague
-obscurity of doubt.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was when such an instantaneous
-radiance of mental vision came to me
-I realized at once why I had come to
-England. It was simply and only
-that I might visit Stratford-on-Avon.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor was this pilgrimage to be lightly
-undertaken. Well I knew that the
-position Shakespeare occupied in my
-lists of hero-worship demanded that
-a fitting tribute of emotion be displayed
-at sight of such material
-memorials as were preserved at his
-birthplace.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Moreover, I knew that, whatever
-might be my sense of reverential
-homage, in me the power of emotional
-demonstration did not abound.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But it is ever my custom, when
-possible, to supply or amend such
-lacks as I may note in my nature, by
-any available means.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And what could be wiser than
-when going on such an important
-journey, and where I knew my own
-powers would fall short of an imperative
-requirement, to take with
-me some one who should adequately
-supplement my shortcomings?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Being of a methodical nature, I
-have my friends as definitely classified
-and as neatly pigeon-holed as my
-old letters. Mentally running over
-my collection of available companions,
-I stopped at Sentimental Tommy,
-knowing I need look no further.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of course Sentimental Tommy was
-not his real name, but it is my custom
-to bestow upon my friends such
-titles as seem to me appropriate or
-descriptive.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Sentimental Tommy, then, was the
-only man in the world, so far as I
-knew, who would make a perfect
-associate for a day in Stratford. His
-especial qualifications were a chameleonic
-power of adaptability, an instant
-and sympathetic comprehension
-of mood, an unbounded capacity for
-sentiment, and a genius for comradeship.
-He was also a man to whom
-one could say “come, and he cometh,”
-without any fuss about it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The date being arranged, I turned
-to my Baedeker and was deeply delighted
-to discover that we must take
-a train from Euston Station. For
-it seemed that the wonderful columned
-façade of Euston was the only
-appropriate exit from London, when
-one’s destination was Stratford. I
-had hoped that our route might cause
-us to pass through Upper Tooting,
-as, next to Stratford, this was to me
-the most interesting name in my
-little red book. I know not why, but
-Upper Tooting has always possessed
-for me a strange fascination and,
-though it sounds merely like the high
-notes of a French horn, yet my intuition
-tells me that it is full of deep
-and absorbing interest.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Sentimental Tommy met me at
-Euston Station, and bought tickets
-for Stratford as casually as if it had
-been on the Pennsylvania Railroad.
-Tommy was in jubilant spirits that
-morning, with the peculiar kind of
-international triumph which comes
-only to an American who has attained
-some especial favour of the English.
-Gleefully he told me of his great luck:
-Only that morning he had been kicked
-by the King’s cat! An early stroll
-past Buckingham Palace and along
-Constitution Hill had resulted in an
-interview with the royal feline, and
-the above-mentioned honorable result
-had been achieved. My observation to
-the effect that I didn’t know that
-cats kicked, was met by the simple
-statement that this cat did,—and
-then we went on to Stratford.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i159.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0036' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Kicked by the King’s cat.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The ride being in part through the
-same country that I had traversed
-when coming to London, I felt quite
-at home in my surroundings; and
-we chatted gayly of everything under
-the sun except the immortal hero
-of our pilgrimage.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>That’s what I like about Tommy—he
-has such a wonderful intuitive
-sense of conversational values. And
-though his obsession by Shakespeare
-is precisely the same as my own, and
-though he is himself a <span class='it'>Bartlett’s Concordance</span>
-in men’s clothing, yet I knew, for
-a surety, that he would quote no line
-from the poet through the entire
-day.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As we had neither of us ever been
-in Stratford before, we left the train
-at the station and paced the little
-town with an anticipation that was
-like a blank page, to be written on
-by whatever might happen next.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Trusting to Tommy’s instinct, we
-asked no questions of guidance, and
-started off at random, on a nowise
-remarkable street. It was an affable
-August day, and our gait was much
-like that of a snail at full gallop;
-yet before we turned the first corner
-tears stood in my eyes,—though
-whether caused by the thrill of being
-on Shakespeare’s ground, or the
-reflection of Tommy’s discernibly suppressed
-emotion, I’ve no idea.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But for pure delightfulness of sensation
-it is difficult to surpass that
-aimless wandering through Stratford,
-with a subconsciousness of what was
-awaiting us.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In London, historical associations
-crop up at every step; but, though
-pointing backward, each points in a
-different direction, and so they form a
-great semicircular horizon which becomes
-misty and vague in the distance.
-This is restful, and gives one a mere
-sense of blurred perspective. But
-Stratford is definite and coherent.
-Everything in it, material or otherwise,
-points sharply back to the one
-figure, and the converging rays meet
-with a suddenness that is dazzling and
-well-nigh stunning.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Stratford is reeking with dramatic
-quality, and a sudden breath of its
-atmosphere makes for mental unbalance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Don’t take it so hard,” said
-Tommy, with his gentle smile; “this
-is really the worst of it,—except perhaps
-one other bit,—and it will soon
-be over.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Why, we haven’t begun yet,”
-said I, in astonishment.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You’re thinking of the Birthplace,
-the Memorial, and the Church.
-You ought to know that we can see,
-absorb, and assimilate those things in
-just about one minute each. It is
-this that counts,—this, and the footpath
-across the fields to Shottery.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“And the River,” I added.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes, and the River.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Following his unerring instincts,
-Tommy’s steps led us, though perhaps
-not by the most direct route,
-to the Shakespeare Hotel.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“You know,” he said, “intending
-visitors to Stratford are invariably
-instructed by returned visitors to go
-to the Red Lion Inn, or Red Bear, or
-Red something; but instinct tells me
-that this hostelry has a message for us.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor was the message only that of
-the typical English luncheon which
-the dining-room afforded. There were
-many other points about that hotel
-which impressed me with peculiar
-delight, from the quaint entrance hall
-to the garden at the back.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Each room is named for one of
-Shakespeare’s plays, and has the title
-over its door. After hesitating between
-<span class='it'>Hamlet</span> and <span class='it'>Twelfth Night</span>, I
-finally concluded that should I ever
-spend a whole summer in Stratford,
-which I fully intend to do, I should
-take possession of the delightful,
-chintz-furnished <span class='it'>Love’s Labour’s Lost</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The library was a continuation of fascination.
-A strange-shaped room whose
-length is half a dozen times its width, it
-seemed a place to enter but not to leave.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>However, one does not visit Stratford
-for the delights of hotel-life,
-and, luncheon over, we again began
-our wanderings.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>By good luck we chanced first upon
-the Memorial Theatre. The good luck
-lay in the fact that, having seen the
-outside of this Tribute to Genius, we
-had no desire to enter. It was remindful
-of a modern New England
-high school building, and, though we
-knew it contained authentic portraits
-and first folios, it had little to do with
-our Shakespeare.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We paused at the Monument, and
-commented on the cleverness of the
-happy thought that provided <span class='it'>Philosophy</span>
-to fill up the fourth side of
-Shakespeare’s genius.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And then we went on to Henley
-Street and the house where Shakespeare
-was born.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We entered the narrow door-way
-into the old house, which shows so
-plainly the frantic endeavor at preservation,
-and we climbed the stairs to
-the room where the poet was born.
-The air was smoky with memory
-and through it loomed the rather
-smug bust, its weight supported by a
-thin-legged, inadequate table.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With Tommy I was not troubled
-by the objectionable thought of “first
-impressions.” In the first moment
-we took in, with one swift glance, the
-fireplace, the walls, the windows, and
-the few scant properties, and after
-that our attitude was as of pilgrims
-returning to an oft-visited shrine.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the room back of the Birthroom,
-the one that looks out over the garden,
-sat the old custodian of the place. He
-was a large handsome man with none
-of the doddering, mumbling effects of
-his profession.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i167.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0037' style='width:350px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>My thoughts all with Mary Arden.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He looked at me keenly, as I stood
-looking out of the back window, my
-thoughts all with Mary Arden, and
-he said, in a low voice, “You love
-him, too,” and I said, “Yes.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A little shaken by the Birthplace,
-but of no mind to admit it, we went
-gayly through the Stratford streets,
-passing groups of Happy Villagers,
-and so suddenly did we meet the
-Avon, that we almost fell into it.
-We chanced upon two broad marble
-steps that seemed to be the terminal
-of a macadamized path to the
-river.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Avon was using the lower of
-these two steps, so we sat on the upper
-one and watched the children sailing
-boats upon the Memorial Stream.
-This brought to my mind Mr. Mabie’s
-word picture of Shakespeare at four
-years old, and for a time the baby
-Shakespeare took precedence over the
-man poet.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is scarcely fair that the
-Avon should be so beautiful of
-itself, for this, with its vicarious interests,
-makes it too blessed among
-rivers.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i169.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0038' style='width:300px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>At the chancel.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then we went to Holy Trinity.
-The approach, plain as way to parish
-church, seemed like a solemn ceremony,
-and, as Tommy afterward admitted,
-“it got on his nerves.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Unbothered by verger or guide, oblivious
-to tourists, if any were there,
-we walked straight to the chancel,
-looked at Shakespeare’s grave,—and
-walked away.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was fortunate for me at this
-moment that I had taken Sentimental
-Tommy with me; for, as his emotions
-are so much more available than
-mine, so he has them under much
-better control.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had expected to look around the
-church a bit, but Tommy led me
-away, through the old graveyard,
-to the low wall by the river. And
-there, under the waving old trees,
-we sat until we could pick up our lost
-three hundred years.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Back through the town we went;
-and I must needs stop here and there
-at the little shops, which, with their
-modern attempts at quaintness, display
-relics and antiques, more or less
-genuine.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i171.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0039' style='width:390px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The footpath across the fields.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Few of their wares appealed to me,
-so I contented myself with a tiny
-celluloid bust of Shakespeare, which
-by chance presented the familiar features
-with an expression of real power
-and intellect. It was strange to find
-this poet face on a cheap trinket,
-and with deep thankfulness of heart
-I possessed myself of my one souvenir
-of Stratford.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is directly opposed to all the
-instincts of Tommy’s nature to ask
-instructions in matters which he feels
-that he ought to know intuitively.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so, upon his simple announcement,
-“This is the footpath across the
-fields to Shottery,—to Anne Hathaway’s
-Cottage,” we started.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As Tommy had hinted, during our
-walk from the station, there would be
-another bit of the real thing; and
-this was it. The walk across the
-fields was crowded with impulses that
-came perilously near emotional intensity.
-But from such appalling fate
-we were saved by our sense of humor.
-One cannot give way to emotion if
-one is conscious of its humorous aspect.
-And we agreed that as the
-path across the field had been here
-ever since Shakespeare trod it, and as
-it would in all probability remain for
-some time in the future, the mere
-coincidence that we were traversing
-it at this particular moment was
-nothing to be thrilled about.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And yet,—it <span class='it'>was</span> the path from Stratford
-to Shottery, and we <span class='it'>were</span> there!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But it was a longer path than we
-had thought, and the practicality which
-is one of the chief ingredients of
-Tommy’s sentiment moved him to
-look at his watch and announce that
-we would have to turn back at once,
-if we would catch the last train to
-London.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Not entirely disheartened at leaving
-Anne Hathaway’s cottage unvisited,—for
-we both well knew the value of
-the unattained,—we turned, and wandered
-back to the station just in time
-for the late afternoon train.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And that was why we didn’t discover
-until some time afterward that
-we had taken the wrong road across
-the fields; and that, as we imagined
-our faces turned toward it, Anne
-Hathaway’s cottage was getting further
-and further away to our left.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i174.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0040' style='width:460px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='167' id='Page_167'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i175.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0041' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>To be in London is to be in Society.
-Each invitation accepted brings two
-more, with an ultimate result like that
-of the old-fashioned “chain letter.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Having thoughtlessly begun a social
-career, I suddenly found my London
-carpeted with crimson velvet. And
-by insidious processes, and by reason
-of the advance of summer, the velvet
-carpet magically transformed itself into
-country-house lawns, the only difference
-being that the green velvet carpet
-was of a richer pile.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had determined to accept no
-country-house invitations. The somewhat
-ample length and breadth of
-London itself was all the England I
-desired, and this I absorbed as fast
-as I could; my only difficulty being
-that I could not live nimbly enough.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But, like the historic gentleman who
-“loved but was lured away,” I was
-invited to a Saturday afternoon garden
-party in the country, and, under
-pressure of argument by some cherished
-friends, I consented to go.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Garden Party, unlike Sheridan,
-was seventy miles away; but I learned
-that it would be a typical English Garden
-Party of the three-volume sort,
-and though it necessitated a week-end
-stay, and concomitant luggage
-bothers, I stoically prepared to see it
-through.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was to meet my cherished friends,
-who were none other than the Wag
-O’ The World and his Wife, at Victoria
-Station.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This, of itself, was a worth-while
-experience, for meeting friends at a
-London station is always exciting.
-To begin with, they are never there.
-You rush madly about from one
-ridiculous, inadequate ticket wicket
-to another,—from one absurd, inadequate
-waiting-room to another,—and
-then you think that after all
-they must have said Charing Cross.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then you forget them, and become
-absorbed in watching the comic opera
-crowd of week-enders, in their neat
-travelling-suits of beflounced muslin,
-frilly lace scarfs, and stout boots.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i178.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0042' style='width:447px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The comic opera crowd of week-enders.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Wandering about in the luggage-room,
-I suddenly chanced upon my
-friends calmly sitting on their own
-boxes, and looking as if they had been
-evicted for not paying their rent.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And such a multiplicity of luggage
-as they had! I had contented myself
-with one box of goodly proportions,
-but my cherished friends had no less
-than twelve pieces of the varying
-patterns of enamelled blackness and
-pig-skinned brownness which only
-England knows.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i179.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0043' style='width:380px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Looking as if they had been evicted for not paying their rent.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Why sit ye here idle?” I demanded.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“We await the psychical moment,”
-responded the Wag O’ The World;
-“you see they won’t stick our luggage
-sooner than ten minutes before train
-time, and they’re not allowed to
-stick it later than five minutes before
-train time. The game is to catch
-a porter between those times.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The game seemed not only difficult,
-but impossible, for the porters were
-not only elusive but for the most
-part invisible. Preoccupied-looking
-men strolled about with a handful of
-labels and a paste-pot, but could not
-be induced to decorate our luggage
-therewith.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“The principle is all wrong!” I
-declared. “It is absurd for one to
-be such a slave to one’s luggage.
-Somebody ought to invent a trunk
-with legs and intelligence, that would
-run after us,—instead of our running
-after it!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Even that would not be necessary,”
-responded the Wag O’ The World,
-in his mild way; “if somebody would
-only invent a porter with legs and
-intelligence, it would fulfil all requirements.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Now this is the strange part.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Though there were more than a
-thousand people waiting to have their
-luggage stuck (<span class='it'>i. e.</span>, labelled), and
-though there were but few of the
-invisible porters, yet everybody was
-properly stuck, and started when the
-train did!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The next entertainment was the
-securing of an entire compartment
-for our party of three. This is always
-accomplished in England, but by many
-devious and often original devices.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I’ve thought of a good plan, which
-I’ve never tried yet,” observed the
-Wag O’ The World, “to get a compartment
-to one’s self. That is, to
-invent some collapsible rubber people,—like
-balloon pigs, you know,—that
-may be carried in the pocket, and
-blown up when necessary. Three or
-four of these, when blown up and
-placed in the various seats would fool
-any guard. And if one were shaped
-like a baby, with a crying arrangement
-that would work mechanically, the
-others would not be needed.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This plan was ingenious, but, like
-everything else in England, unnecessary.
-It is one of the most striking
-characteristics of the English that
-nothing is absolutely necessary to
-their well-being or happiness. If anything
-is omitted or mislaid, it is not
-missed but promptly forgotten, and
-no harm done.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After an hour or two of pleasant
-travel through the hop-poled scenery
-of Southeastern England, we reached
-a place with one of those absurd names
-which always suggest Edward Lear’s
-immortal lyrics, where we must needs
-change cars.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My Cherished Friends strolled along
-the length of the platform to the
-luggage van, and judiciously selected
-such boxes as they cared to claim;
-though I am sure they did not get
-all of their own, and acquired a few
-belonging to other passengers. I easily
-picked out my own American
-trunk, and, surrounded by our spoil,
-we stood on the platform while the
-train wandered on.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After a long, but by no means
-tedious, wait there appeared on the
-other side of the platform a toy railroad
-train, so amateurish that it
-looked like one drawn by a child on
-a slate.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We were put into a box-stall, and
-locked in. The ridiculous little contraption
-bobbled along its track, and
-finally stopped in the middle of a
-beautiful landscape, and we jumped
-out to become part of it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The barouche of our hostess awaited
-us, with still life in the shape of
-liveried attendants. A huge wagon
-awaited the luggage, which had mysteriously
-dumped itself out of the
-train, and we were whisked away to
-the Garden Party.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Partly to be polite, and partly
-because I couldn’t help it, I remarked
-on the marvellous beauty of the
-country.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Wag O’ The World enthusiastically
-agreed with me. “But,
-Emily,” he said, “if you could only
-see this same country in the spring!
-These lanes are walled on either side
-with the pink bloom of the may,—and
-the wild flowers .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Tears stood in the blue eyes of the
-Wag, at the mere thought of spring
-in Kent, and I realized at last why
-English poets have sometimes written
-poems about Spring.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We passed through the village, one
-of those tiny hamlets which acquire
-merit only by age and local tradition.
-The Happy Villagers stared at us
-with just the correct degree of bucolic
-curiosity, and we rolled on
-through the lodge gates, and along
-the winding, beautiful avenue to the
-house. In every direction stretched
-wide lawns of perfect grass, that
-probably acquired its uppish look
-when William the Conqueror trod it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We were met by no humanity of
-our own stamp, but were shown to
-our room by benevolent-minded factotums,
-and gently advised to prepare
-for the Garden Party.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With the exception of entertainments
-of a public nature, I have
-never seen so beautiful and elaborate
-an affair. The guests, to the number
-of two hundred, came from all the
-country round; some in equipages
-dripping with ancestral glory, and
-some in motor-cars reeking with modern
-wealth.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The women’s costumes were of themselves
-a study. The English woman’s
-dress often inclines to the <span class='it'>bizarre</span>;
-and at a garden fête she lets herself
-loose in radiant absurdities, which
-she wears with the absolute self-satisfaction
-born of the knowledge
-that in the matter of feminine adornment
-England is the land of the free
-and home of the brave.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Garden Party proceeded with
-the regularity of clock-work. The invitations
-read from four till six, and
-promptly at four the whole two
-hundred guests arrived. This occasioned
-no confusion, and the hostess
-greeted them with a neatness and
-despatch equalling that of our own
-Presidential receptions.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The guests then conversed in amiable
-groups on the lawn, while a band
-of musicians in scarlet and gold uniforms
-played popular airs.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All were then marshalled into a
-huge marquee, of dimensions exceeding
-our largest circus tent. Here, a
-Lucullian feast was served at small
-tables, and the country gentry, in
-their vague, involuntary way, amply
-satisfied their healthy English appetites.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After the feast, the assemblage was
-rounded up into a compact audience,
-to witness the performance of a troupe
-of Pierrots. The antics of these Mountebanks,
-with accompanying songs
-and dances, were appreciatively applauded,
-and then, as it was six
-o’clock, the assemblage dissolved and
-vanished, almost with the rapidity of
-a bursting bubble.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>To my easily flustered American
-mentality, it all seemed like a feat
-of magic; and I looked in amazement
-at my hostess who, after the departure
-of the last guest, was as composed
-and serene as if she had entertained
-but a single guest. And like the
-insubstantial pageant faded, it left
-not a rack behind. More magic dissolved
-the tent, the band-stand, the
-Pierrots’ platform, and all other incriminating
-evidence, and then, with
-true English forgetfulness, the Garden
-Party was a thing of the past, and
-dinner was toward.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The house-party numbered forty,
-and, after exchanging the filmy finery
-of the garden garb for the more gorgeous
-regalia demanded by candle-light,
-the guests repaired to the stately
-dining-hall. Of course, <span class='it'>repaired</span> is the
-only verb of locomotion befitting the
-occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Sunday passed like a beautiful daydream.
-The English have a great
-respect for the Sabbath day, and,
-perhaps as a reward for this, the
-weather on Sunday is usually perfect.
-It is not incumbent on guests to go
-to church, but it is considered rather
-nice of them to do so; especially if,
-as happened in this instance, the old
-church is on the estate where one is
-visiting. Nor is it any hardship to
-sit in an old carved high-backed pew,
-that has belonged to the family for
-ages.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Sabbath amusements are of a mild
-nature, one of the favorites being
-photography. English people have
-original ideas of posing, and any one
-who can invent a new mode of grouping
-his subjects is looked upon as a
-hero.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Aside from Lord Nelson’s declaration,
-if there is one thing that England
-expects, it is Tea; and tea she gets
-every day. But of all the various
-modes of conducting the function,
-the out-of-door Tea at a country house
-is probably the most delightful.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The appointments are the perfection
-of wicker, china, and silver, but
-it is the local color and surrounding
-that count most.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i191.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0044' style='width:455px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>English people have original ideas of posing.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I cease to wonder that the English
-are only vaguely interested in their
-viands, for who could definitely consider
-the flavor of tea when in full
-view was a rising terrace leading to a
-magnificent old mansion of the correct
-and approved period of architecture,
-and covered with ivy that
-may have been planted by an Historical
-Character? or, looking in another
-direction, one could perceive
-a formal garden, with fountain and
-sun-dial; another turn of the head
-brought into view a unique rose
-orchard, unmatched even in England;
-while toward the only point of the
-compass left, rolled hills and dales
-that made many an English landscape
-painter famous.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Add to this the inconsequent and
-always delightful small-talk of English
-society, spiced here and there by their
-dreadful expletive, “My word!” and
-enlivened by the English humor,
-which is, to those who care for it,
-the most truly humorous thing on
-earth,—and I, for one, am quite ready
-to concede that these conditions combine
-to make Afternoon Tea a Spangle
-of Existence.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='186' id='Page_186'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i194.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0045' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Miss Anna was certainly a godsend.
-It was due to her comprehension of
-the “human warious,” and her experienced
-knowledge of London, that
-I was enabled to revisit places I had
-never seen before.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>When she calmly asked me to spend
-a day sightseeing in the “City,” I
-gasped. But when she reminded me
-that I ought to look once more on
-some of the old landmarks of London,
-I was flattered into a gracious
-acceptance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One soft, purry August morning we
-started out. I was supposed to be
-absolutely under her direction, but
-when she remarked casually that we
-would take a ’bus, I rebelled.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I have never been in or on the
-horrid things,” I protested, “and I
-never intend to!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But she only said, “We’ll stand on
-the corner of Oxford Street, and wait
-for a City Atlas,” and somehow I
-immediately felt quite accustomed to
-City Atlases,—and intuitively knew
-it would be a blue one,—but it wasn’t.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Imitating Miss Anna’s air of habitual
-custom, I swung myself aboard of
-the moving monster, and laboriously
-climbed the curving companion-way
-at the back.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i196.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0046' style='width:348px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>When she remarked casually that we would take a ’bus, I rebelled.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once in our seats, it was not so bad;
-though very like riding the whirlwind,
-without being allowed to direct the
-storm.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Miss Anna drew my attention to
-points of interest as we passed them.
-In her tactful way she humored my
-idiosyncrasy. She never said, “On
-your right is the ‘Salutation and Cat,’
-where Coleridge and Southey and Lamb
-used to congregate of a winter evening.”
-She said, instead, “Haven’t
-you always thought ‘Salutation and
-Cat’ the very dearest tavern in all
-London?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor when we came to the half-timbered
-houses of Holborn did she
-say, “Here lived Lamb’s godfather,
-who was known to and visited by
-Sheridan.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>She said: “Don’t you like Hawthorne’s
-way of putting these things?
-You remember how he tells us that
-on his first visit to London he went
-astray in Holborn, through an arched
-entrance, in a court opening inward,
-with a great many Sunflowers in full
-bloom.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All this pleased me, as did also
-Bumpus’s great book-shop, which is,
-I think, in this neighborhood.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Another delightful pastime was observing
-the signs over the shop doors.
-As the English are adept in the making
-of phrases, so are they especially
-happy in adjusting their callings to
-their names.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Lest I be considered frivolous, I
-shall mention only two; but surely
-there could not be more appropriate
-names for dentists than two whose
-sign-boards proudly announced Shipley
-Slipper, and, across the street from
-him, Mr. Strong-i’th’arm.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We went on, absorbed in our view
-of kaleidoscopic London, until Miss
-Anna decreed that we go down to the
-ground again. There was no elevator
-as in the Flatiron Building, so we
-tumbled down the back stairs, and
-were thrown off.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The sequence of the places we
-visited I do not remember, but they
-seemed to be mostly churches and
-taverns.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>St. Paul’s was taken casually, as
-indeed it should be, being, like a
-corporation, without a soul.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Exteriorly, and from a goodly distance,
-St. Paul’s is perfection. From
-the river, or from Parliament Hill,
-it is sympathetic and responsive. But
-inside it is a mere vastness of mosaic
-and gilding, peopled with shiny
-marbles of heroic size. There is an
-impressive grandeur of art, but no
-message for the spirit. It is magnificent,
-but it is not church.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Miss Anna and I walked properly
-about the edifice, fortunately agreeing
-in our attitude toward it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>From here, I think, she led me
-across something, and through something
-and around something else, and
-then we were in St. Bartholomew’s
-church. Being the oldest church in
-London, St. Bartholomew’s is historically
-important, but it is interesting
-and delightful as well. The very air
-inside has been shut in there ever
-since the twelfth century, yet one
-breathes it normally, and enjoys the
-sudden backward transition. Had I
-the time, I could easily find an inclination
-to walk every day round its
-ancient triforium.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As we left the church, the Charter-house
-put itself in our way. Though
-other British subjects were educated
-at this school, it remains sacred to the
-memory of Thackeray. From here
-he wrote to his mother, “There are but
-three hundred and seventy boys in
-this school, and I wish there were only
-three hundred and sixty-nine.” But
-visitors to the Charter-house are glad
-that the three hundred and seventieth
-boy remained there, and stamped the
-whole place with his gentle memory.
-The atmosphere of the Charter-house
-is wonderfully calm; it does not connote
-<span class='it'>boys</span>, but seems tranquilly imbued
-with the later wisdom of the
-great men who spent their youthful
-days within its walls.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The stranger in London has a
-decided advantage over the resident,
-in that he can choose his
-heroes.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A friend of mine who lives in Chelsea
-proudly assured me that he could
-throw a stone from his garden into
-Carlyle’s! The point of his remark
-seemed to be not his superior marksmanship,
-but the proximity to the
-garden of a great man. Now, were
-I of the stone-throwing sex, there is
-many a dead hero at whose garden
-I should aim before I turned toward
-Carlyle’s. But of course this was
-because my friend lived in Chelsea.
-Therefore the non-resident, not being
-confined to a locality, can throw imaginary
-stones into any one’s garden.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A desultory discussion of this subject
-caused Miss Anna to propose that
-our next stone be aimed at the garden
-of Dr. Samuel Johnson.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So to the Cheshire Cheese we went.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The imposing personality of Dr.
-Johnson, and the antiquity of the
-famous tavern, led me to anticipate
-great things; and I was sorely disappointed
-(as probably most visitors
-are) at the plainly spread table, the
-fearfully hard seats, and the trying
-umbrella-rack filled with sawdust.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of course we occupied the historic
-corner, where, according to the brass
-tablet, Dr. Johnson loved to linger;
-but two young American women whose
-tastes are not of the sanded floor and
-mulled ale variety cannot at a midday
-meal, whoop up much of the atmosphere
-that probably surrounded the
-smoke-wreathed midnights of Johnsonian
-revelry.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i204.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0047' style='width:400px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Of course we occupied the Historic Corner.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Not that we didn’t enjoy it, for we
-were of a mind to enjoy everything
-that day; but the appreciation was
-entirely objective. Methodically we
-climbed the stairs and viewed all the
-rooms of the old, old house, and on the
-top floor were duly shown by the
-guide the old arm-chair in which Dr.
-Johnson used to sit. A stout twine
-was tied across from arm to arm, that
-pilgrims might not further wear out the
-old cushion. When I, as an enormous
-jest, asked the guide to cut the string,
-that I might sit in the historic chair,
-he cheerfully did so, and I considered
-the fee well spent that allowed me to
-linger for a moment on the very dusty
-cushions of Dr. Johnson’s own chair.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i205.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0048' style='width:378px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>When I .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. asked the guide to cut the string .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. he cheerfully did so.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I afterward learned that the string
-business was a fraud, and was renewed
-and cut again for each curious visitor.
-I accept with equanimity this clever
-ruse, but I’m still wondering how they
-renew the dust.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>While we were doing Early Restaurants
-Miss Anna said, “We must
-take in Crosby Place.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This pleased me hugely, for I remembered
-how Gloucester, in <span class='it'>Richard
-the Third</span> was everlastingly repairing
-to Crosby Place, and I desired to know
-what was the attraction.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I found it interesting, but, lacking
-Gloucester, I shall not repair there
-often. To be sure, it is a magnificent
-house, Gothic, Perpendicular, and all
-that; the hangings and appointments
-are, probably, much as they used to
-be, but after all, I do not care greatly
-for eating among Emotions.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Whereupon Miss Anna cheerfully
-proposed that we visit the Tower.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“No,” said I, with decision; and
-then, my mind still on <span class='it'>Richard the
-Third</span>, I quoted: “I do not like the
-Tower, of any place.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I’m not sure I should have been
-able so bravely to disclaim an interest
-in the Tower, had it not been that
-the night before I had heard a wise
-and prominent Londoner state the
-fact that he had never visited it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“No Londoner has ever been to the
-Tower,” he declared. “We used to
-say that we intended to go some time
-or other, but now we don’t even say
-that.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was greatly relieved to learn this,
-for I’m positive that the Tower is
-hideous and uninteresting. As an alternative,
-I asked that we might visit
-the railway stations.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Aside from the romance that is indigenous
-to all railway stations, there
-are peculiar characteristics of the great
-London termini that are of absorbing
-interest. And so strong are the claims
-each puts forth for pre-eminence, it is
-indeed difficult to award a palm.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Euston has its columns, Charing
-Cross its Tribute to Queen Eleanor,
-St. Pancras a spacious roominess, and
-Victoria a wofully-crowded and limited
-space. Each station has its own sort
-of people, and, though indubitably
-they must mingle upon occasion, yet
-the type of crowd at each station is
-invariably the same.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i209.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0049' style='width:425px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>A mysterious influence which emanates from those wonderful columns.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And yet, after all, my heart goes
-back with fondest memories to Euston.
-Not the crowd, not even the atmosphere,
-but a mysterious influence which
-emanates from those wonderful columns.
-Not only the sight of them
-as you approach from London, but
-the queer, almost uncanny way in
-which they permeate the whole place.
-They follow you through the station
-and into the train, and not for many
-miles can you get out from under
-the presence of those perfect shapes.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Coming into London, Cannon Street
-is a good station to choose, if your
-route permit, but going out, Euston
-or Charing Cross should, if possible,
-be selected.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Before, after, or during, our station
-visits, we touched on a few more
-churches.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Temple Church proved a delight
-because of the bronze Knights peacefully
-resting there. Miss Anna told
-me they were called Crusaders because
-they chose to lie with their legs crossed.
-This was probably true, for the position
-was maintained by all of them. Oliver
-Goldsmith is buried here, but I had no
-particular desire to throw a stone
-into his graveyard, and so we went
-on. Owing to a change of mood, we
-no longer rode on the ’buses, but took
-a hansom from one place to another.
-This was not as extravagant as it
-might seem, for, notwithstanding assertions
-to the contrary, one cannot ride
-enough in London cabs to make the
-bill of any considerable amount, at
-least as compared to a New York cab
-bill. And Shakespeare averred that
-“nothing is small or great but by
-comparison.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As our cab bumpily threaded its
-way along the crammed Strand, the
-bright-colored mass of humanity and
-traffic seemed to me the pre-eminent
-London. I wanted no more sight-seeing,
-I wanted no more historical
-association, I merely wanted to continue
-this opportunity for feasting
-on real City London. I voraciously
-bit off large chunks of the atmosphere
-as we passed through it, which I am
-even yet digesting and assimilating.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As a complement to this view of
-London, we suddenly decided to call
-on a friend for a cup of tea. A personal,
-at-home tea would be a pleasant
-contrast to the publicity of our day.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Deciding upon the coziest and homeliest
-tea-dispenser, we drove to Mrs.
-Todd’s in Kensington.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It is a great satisfaction to know that
-the unpromising portal of a London
-house will positively lead eventually
-to a delightful back garden, and tea.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We were welcomed by our charming
-hostess in her pretty trailing summeriness,
-and were immediately transformed
-from whimsical sight-seers into
-sociable tea-drinkers.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Though it was by no means a special
-occasion, the garden was bright with
-flowers and people, and the tea and
-cakes were served under the inevitable
-marquee. It was Mrs. Todd’s weekly
-day at home, and the guests were all
-amiable and charming. A young woman
-with a phenomenal voice sang
-to us from the back parlor windows,
-and thereby gave a stimulus to the
-conversation. All was usual and orthodox.
-Everybody listened politely
-to everybody’s else chatter, and, apparently
-unhearing, answered at random,
-and quite often wrongly.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It seemed to me that even in this
-land of bright flowers the blossoming
-plants were of unusually brilliant hues.
-As I took my departure I commented
-on this, and my hostess responded
-with a superb indifference: “Really?
-yes, they are rather good ones. The
-nursery man fetched them early this
-afternoon, and after you are all gone,
-he will come and carry them away”;
-and, if you please, those ridiculous
-plants were in pots, sunk into the
-earth, and giving all the effect of a
-beautiful growing garden!</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i214.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0050' style='width:375px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Really? yes, they are rather good ones.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This fable teaches that our English
-sisters are not above the small bluffs
-more often ascribed to American
-femininity.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='208' id='Page_208'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i216.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0051' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A favorite game of mine in London
-was to walk until I became tired
-or lost or both, and then take a cab
-back home.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Oftenest, the bright beckoning of
-Piccadilly allured me, and I strolled
-along that Primrose Path from Park
-Lane to Piccadilly Circus, my mind
-laid open like a fresh blotting-book,
-to receive whatever impress London
-might carelessly leave upon it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Such delightful people as I would
-see!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Ladies, tricked out in pink filminess
-of raiment, ever striving to clutch
-one more handful of their <span class='it'>frou-frou</span>,
-as it waggishly eluded their grasp,
-and dawdled along the pavement behind
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Yet, strange to say, the flapping
-frilliness rarely becomes muddily bedraggled,
-as it would on a New York
-street; it merely achieves that palpable
-grayness which marks everything in
-London, from its palaces to its laundry
-work.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The headgear of these same ladies
-can be called nothing less than
-alarming.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i218.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0052' style='width:250px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The headgear of these same ladies can be called nothing less than alarming.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>During the summer of which I
-write, it was the whim to wear huge
-shapes of the mushroom or butter-bowl
-variety. These shapes, instead
-of being decorated with flowers or
-feathers, bore skilfully contrived fruits,
-that looked so like real ones I was
-often tempted to pluck them. Cherries
-and grapes were not so entirely
-novel, but peaches, pears, and in one
-instance a banana, seemed, at least,
-mildly ludicrous. I was rejoiced to
-learn that these fruits, being stuffed
-with cotton-wool, were not so weighty
-as they appeared; but they were
-indeed bulky, and crowded on to the
-hat in such quantities that it seemed
-more sensible to turn the butter-bowl
-the other side up to hold them.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Owen Seaman calls the English
-“the misunderstood people,” but how
-can one understand those who put
-fly-nets on the tops of their cabs instead
-of on their horses, and wear
-peaches on their heads?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As difficult to understand as their
-own handwriting (and more than that
-cannot be said!), after the solution
-is puzzled out the Londoners are
-the most delightful people in the
-world.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But you must accept the solution,
-and take them at their own valuation;
-for they are unadaptable, and very
-sure of themselves.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Now, Piccadilly is not like this. It
-is smiling, affable, charming, and very
-yielding and adaptable. It will respond
-to any of your moods and will
-give you an atmosphere of any sort
-you desire. On one side, as you walk
-along, are houses, more or less lately
-ducal, but all of a greatly worth-while
-air. Citified, indeed, with a wealthy
-width of stone pavement, and a noble
-height of stone frontage.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>On the other side is Green Park,
-with its shining, softly-waving trees,
-its birds, and its grass.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But, passing the Hotel Ritz, both
-sides suddenly give way to shops and
-restaurants which rank among the
-most pretentious in all the world.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Many of the tradesmen are “purveyors
-to the King,” which magic
-phrase adds a charm to the humblest
-sorts of wares.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The book shops and the fruiterers’
-shops are, to me, most enticing of all.
-It is a delight to make inquiries concerning
-a book that is, perhaps, not
-very well known, and, instead of the
-blank ignorance or the substitutive
-impulse often found in American book-shop
-clerks, to receive an intelligent
-opinion, quickly backed, if necessary,
-by intelligent reference to tabulated
-facts.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The unostentatious, yet almost invariably
-trustworthy, knowledge of
-London booksellers is a thing to be
-sighed for in our own country. Not
-even in Boston (outside of the Athenæum)
-is one sure of receiving bookish
-information when desired. But in
-London the bookseller takes a personal
-interest in your wants, and
-feels a personal pride in being able
-to gratify them.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And the heaps of second-hand books
-are mines of joy.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Among them you may find, as I
-did, real treasures at the price of trash.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I chanced upon an early edition of
-Byron’s poems—four little volumes,
-bound in soft, shiny green, with exquisite
-hand-tooling, and containing
-steel engraved book plates of old,
-scrolled design, which bore the name
-of somebody Gordon, whom I chose
-to imagine a near and dear relative
-of the late George Noel.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i223.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0053' style='width:375px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>Among them you may find .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. real treasures at the price of trash.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Also, I found a paper-covered copy
-of an Indian edition of Kipling’s early
-tales, and many such pleasant wares.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The fruit shops, too, have treasures
-both new and second-hand. This
-seemed strange to me, at first, and I
-learned of it by hearing a fellow-customer
-ask to hire a few pines.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After her departure I inquired of
-the shopman the meaning of it all.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He obligingly told me that many
-of his finest specimens of pineapples,
-canteloupes, Hamburg grapes, and
-other spectacular fruits, could be rented
-out for banquets night after night,
-with but slight wear and tear on their
-beauty and bloom. One enormous
-bunch of black grapes, as perfect as
-the colour studies of fruit that used
-to appear as supplements to the <span class='it'>Art
-Amateur</span>, he caressed fondly, as he
-told me it had been rented out for the
-last nine nights, and was yet good
-for another week’s work.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I then remembered the architectural
-triumphs of fruits that had graced
-many of the dinner tables I had smiled
-at, and I marvelled afresh at the English
-thrift.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i225.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0054' style='width:375px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“He told me it had been rented out for the last nine nights.”</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All shops, streets, theatres, and
-traffic merge and congest in a perfect
-orgy of noise, motion, and color at
-Piccadilly Circus.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The first humorous story I heard in
-London was of the man who, returning
-from a festal function, inquired
-of the policeman, “<span class='it'>Is</span> this
-Piccadilly Circus, or is it Tuesday?”
-That story seems to me the epitome
-of London humor, and also a complete
-description of Piccadilly Circus.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The first few times I visited it I
-found it bewildering, but after I had
-learned to look upon it as a local
-habitation and a name, I learned to
-love it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>By day or by night, it is a great,
-crazy, beautiful whirl. Everybody in
-it is trying to get out of it, and everybody
-out is trying to get in. This
-causes a merry game of odds, and the
-elegant policemen send glances of mild
-reproof after the newsboys who hurtle
-through the crowd, yelling “Dily Mile!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The rush of traffic here is considered
-a sure road to battle, murder, or
-sudden death, and the Londoner who
-crosses Piccadilly Circus rarely expects
-to get through alive.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But to me London traffic seems
-child’s play compared to ours in New
-York. I sauntered safely through
-Piccadilly Circus, without one tenth
-part of the trepidation that always
-seizes me when I try to scurry across
-Broadway. The lumbering ’buses have
-no such desire to run over people, as
-that which burns in the hearts of our
-trolley-cars. The pedestrians are too
-deliberate of speed, and the traffic too
-gentle of motion, to inspire fear of
-jostlement.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Dawdling along, I paused to look
-in at Swan and Edgar’s windows.
-Rather, I attempted to look in; for,
-with a peculiar sort of short-sightedness,
-these drapers choose to be-plaster
-their window panes with large
-posters which comment favorably upon
-the wares that are presumably behind
-them, but which cannot be seen by
-peeping through the small spaces left
-between the posters.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then across to the Criterion for tea.
-All of the great restaurants present
-a gay scene at tea hour, and the Criterion,
-with its “decorative painting
-by eminent artists,” and its crowds
-of guests both eminent and decorative
-is among the gayest.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But it is a gayety of correct and
-subdued tone. The ladies, in their
-flashing finery of raiment, are of a
-cool, reserved deportment, and the
-men drink their tea and munch sweet
-cakes with a gravity born of the
-seriousness of the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>If one notices any conspicuous action
-or effect in a London restaurant,
-one may be sure it is perpetrated
-by a stranger,—probably a visiting
-American.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I recently saw in one of our finest
-Fifth Avenue restaurants a most attractive
-young woman, who came in
-accompanied by a well-set-up, and
-moreover an exceedingly sensible looking,
-young man.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>With absolute <span class='it'>savoir faire</span>, and no
-trace of self-consciousness, the girl
-carried in her arm a large brown
-“Teddy bear.”</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i230.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0055' style='width:400px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The couple sat at a table and ordered some luncheon.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The couple sat at a table and ordered
-some luncheon, and the bear was also
-given a seat, a napkin was tucked about
-his neck, and a plate placed before him.
-The girl’s face was sweet and refined;
-the man’s face was intelligent and
-dignified, and the bear’s face was coy
-and alluring. There was no attempt
-to attract attention, and, luncheon
-over, the young woman, who was
-at least twenty years old, tucked her
-pet under her arm, and they walked
-calmly out.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But such things are not done in
-London restaurants. And yet, these
-also have their peculiarities. At one
-small, but very desirable, restaurant
-in Old Compton Street it is the custom
-to steal the saltspoons as souvenirs.
-Not to possess one or more of these
-tiny pewter affairs, which are shaped
-like coal-shovels, is to be benighted
-indeed. So I stole one.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>After my tea, I would, perhaps, trail
-along toward Trafalgar Square, by
-way of Regent Street and Pall Mall.
-After a long look at the black and
-white grayness of the National Gallery,
-I would slowly mount its steps, and
-from there take a long look at the
-wonderful façade of St. Martin’s-in-the-Field.
-Trafalgar Square is full
-of out-of-door delights, but if the mood
-served I would go into the National
-Gallery, and walk delicately, like Agag,
-among the pictures. I went always
-alone, for I did not care to look at
-certain pictures which I owned (by
-right of adoption of them into my
-London), in danger of hearing a companion
-say, “Note the delicate precision
-of the flesh tones,” or, “Observe
-the gradations of aerial perspective.”
-Nor did I want a “Hand-book,”
-that would assert, “Without a prolonged
-examination of this picture
-it is impossible to form an idea of
-the art with which it has been
-executed.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Unhampered by mortal suggestion,
-I paused before the pictures that
-belonged to me, prolonging my examination
-or not, as I chose, and for
-my own reasons.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Some pictures I should have loved,
-but for an ineradicable memory of
-their narrowly black-framed reproductions
-that crowd the wall spaces
-of friends at home, who “just love
-Art.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Other pictures I might have appropriated,
-but that a prolonged examination
-of them was impossible by
-reason of the massing in front of them
-of people who go out by the day
-sight-seeing.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so I took my own where I
-found it, and happily wandered by
-<span class='it'>A man with Fair Hair</span> or <span class='it'>Clouds at Twilight</span>
-in a very bliss of art ignorance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then out-of-door London would call
-me again, and back I would go to
-Trafalgar Square, one of the lightest,
-brightest-colored bits of all England.
-From the asphalt to the welkin, from
-the Column to the Church, from the
-National Gallery to Morley’s Hotel,
-are the most beautiful blues, and
-greens, and whites, and reds, and
-grays that can be supplied by the
-combined efforts of Nature, Time, and
-modern pigments. A sudden impulse,
-perhaps, would make me think that
-I had immediate need of the Elgin
-Marbles, and, with a farewell nod to
-the northeast lion (which is my favorite
-of the four), I would jump
-into a hansom and jog over to the
-British Museum. But often the approach
-was so clogged by pompous
-and overbearing pigeons that I would
-make no attempt to enter. Instead,
-I would find another hansom, and take
-a long ride over to the Tate Gallery.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i235.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0056' style='width:448px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The approach was so clogged by pompous and overbearing pigeons.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As I bounced happily along, I would
-note many landmarks of historic interest.
-Some of these were real, and
-others made up by myself on the
-spur of the moment, to fit a passing
-thought.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>For, if I saw an old building of picturesque
-interest, I could make myself
-more decently emotional toward
-the antiquity of it by assuring myself
-that that was where Sterne died, or
-where Pepys “made mighty merry.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And, after all, facts are of little importance
-compared with “those things
-which really are—the eternal inner
-world of the imagination.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It was from the outlook of a hansom
-cab that I could get some of the best
-views of my London. Every turn would
-bring new sorts of motion, sound,
-and color. And, birdseyed thus, it
-was all so beautiful that I wondered
-what Shelley meant by saying “Hell
-is a city very much like London,”—if,
-indeed, he did say it.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Once in the Tate Gallery, I would
-fall afresh under the spell of the lonely
-wistfulness of G. F. Watts’ <span class='it'>Minotaur</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then I would go to gaze long on
-Whistler’s wonderful notion of Battersea
-Bridge on a blue night, and
-then betake myself to the Turner
-collection.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Here I could spend hours, floundering
-in unintelligent delight among the
-pictures, sensitive to each apotheosis
-of color and beauty, and not caring
-whether its title might be <span class='it'>Waves
-Breaking on a Flat Beach</span>, or <span class='it'>River
-Scene with Cattle</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But too much Turner was apt to go
-to my head, and just in time I would
-tear myself away, hop into a hansom,
-and make for the Wallace Collection
-to be brought back to a sense of human
-reality by a short interview with the
-<span class='it'>Laughing Cavalier</span>.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>What a city it is, where cabs and
-picture-galleries are within the reach
-of all who desire them!</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='230' id='Page_230'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i238.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0057' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The appetite for the social life of
-London grows with what it feeds on.
-Although at first indisposed to be
-lured into the Social Vortex, I found
-it possessed a centripetal force which
-drew me steadily toward its whizzing
-centre.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor was it long before I became as
-avid as any Londoner to pursue the
-bewildering course known as “going
-on.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There is a cumulative delight in
-whisking from Tea to Tea, and no two
-teas are ever alike.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>It pleased me greatly to classify
-and note the difference in London
-Teas.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In New York all Teas are alike in
-quality—the only difference being in
-quantity. But in London one Tea
-differeth from another, not only in
-glory, but in size, shape, and color.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Yet all are enjoyable to one who
-understands going on. If the Tea
-be of the Glacial Period, there is no
-occasion to exert your entertaining
-powers. Simply assume an expression
-of bored superiority, and move
-about with a few murmured, incoherent,
-and not necessarily rational
-words.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There is a very amusing story, which
-I used to think an impossible exaggeration,
-but which I now believe
-to be true.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Thus runs the tale: A guest at an
-afternoon tea, when spoken to by any
-one, invariably replied, “I was found
-dead in my bed this morning.” As
-the responses to this were always,
-“Really?” or “Charmed, I’m sure,”
-or “Only fancy!” it is safe to assume
-that the remark was unheard or
-unheeded.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i241.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0058' style='width:332px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>“I was found dead in my bed this morning.”</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But this state of things is not certainly
-unpleasant, or to be condemned.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One does not go to a Tea to improve
-one’s mind, or to acquire valuable
-information. The remarks that are
-made are quite as satisfactory unheard
-as heard. We are not pining to
-be told the state of the weather; we
-deduce our friend’s good health from
-the fact of his presence; and it is
-therefore delightful to be left, unhampered,
-to pursue our own thoughts,
-and, if so minded, to make to ourselves
-our own analytic observations on the
-scene before us.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Again, if the Tea be of the Responsive
-Variety, and you are supposed
-to chat and be chatted to, then
-is joy indeed in store for you—for
-when Londoners do talk, they talk
-wonderfully well.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I went one afternoon to a Tea given
-for me by a well-known London novelist.
-The host, beside being an Englishman
-of the most charming type,
-and a clever writer, was of a genial,
-happy nature, which seemed to imbue
-the whole affair with a cosy gayety.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Though not a large Tea, many
-literary celebrities were present, and
-each gave willingly of his best mentality
-to grace the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Now, nothing is more truly delightful
-than the informal chatter
-of good-natured, quick-witted literary
-people. Their true sense of values,
-their quick sense of humor, their
-receptiveness, their responsiveness, and
-their instantaneous perception, combine
-to bring forth conversation like
-the words of which Beaumont wrote:</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote0r9'>
-
-<div class='poetry-container' style=''><div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<p class='line0'>So nimble, and so full of subtle flame,</p>
-<p class='line0'>As if that every one from whom they came</p>
-<p class='line0'>Had meant to put his whole wit in a jest,</p>
-<p class='line0'>And had resolved to live a fool the rest</p>
-<p class='line0'>Of his dull life .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Wit that might warrant be</p>
-<p class='line0'>For the whole city to talk foolishly</p>
-<p class='line0'>Till that were cancelled.</p>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Nor are Teas of this sort rare or
-exceptional.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Given the entrée to London’s literary
-circles, occasions abound for
-meeting with these companions who
-do converse and waste the time
-together.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>To my great regret, this is not to
-be said of America. A Literary Tea
-in New York means a lot of people,
-some, perhaps, bookishly inclined, invited
-to meet a Celebrity of Letters.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The Celebrity comes late, sometimes
-not at all, and he or she is often enveloped
-in a sort of belligerent shyness
-which does not make for coherent
-conversation of any sort. Moreover,
-Americans do not know how to give
-a Tea. We are learning, but we
-conduct our Teas in an amateurish,
-self-conscious way, and with a brave
-endurance born of our national do-or-die
-principles.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But to return to my going ons
-(which must by no means be confounded
-with goings-on).</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>From my Literary Tea, I went to a
-Musical Tea. This is distinctly a London
-function, and the music, while of
-the best, acts as a soaking wet Ostermoor
-laid on the feebly-burning vivacity
-of the occasion. The young
-girl sings, the long-haired gentleman
-plays a violin, the lady in the Greek
-gown plays the harp, and the guests
-arrive continuously, and escape as
-soon as possible.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But, like Kipling’s lovable tramp,
-I “liked it all,” and stood tranquilly
-holding my teacup, while I studied
-the Tussaud effects all about
-me.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then, as it was Fourth of July, I
-betook myself to the reception at
-Dorchester House.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This is a most admirable institution.
-I mean the reception, not the house,
-though the statement really applies
-to both.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But it is a fine thing to celebrate
-our Independence Day in London.
-There is an incongruity about it that
-lends an added charm to what is in
-itself a stupendously beautiful affair.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Dorchester House, one of the finest
-residences in London, is now the home
-of our own ambassador, and is thrown
-open for a great reception on the afternoon
-of every Fourth of July.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As my hansom took its place in the
-long line of waiting carriages I glanced
-up at the noble old stone mansion, and
-was thrilled with a new sort of patriotism
-when I saw our own Stars and
-Stripes wave grandly out against the
-blue English sky. Our flag at home
-is a blessed, matter-of-fact affair; but
-our flag proudly topping our Embassy
-in another land is a thrilling proposition,
-and I suddenly realized the
-aptness of the homely old phrase “so
-gallantly streaming.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Chiding myself for what I called
-purely emotional patriotism (but still
-quivering with it), I entered the marble
-halls of Dorchester House.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A compact, slowly-moving mass of
-people exactly fitted the broad and
-truly magnificent marble staircase.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Adjusting myself as part of this
-ambulatory throng, we moved on, mechanically,
-a step at a time, toward
-the top. On each landing, as the
-great staircase turned twice, were footmen
-in pink satin and silver lace, who
-looked like valentines. They are very
-wonderful, those English footmen, and
-sometimes I think I’d rather have one
-than a Teddy bear.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i248.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0059' style='width:375px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>We moved on, mechanically, a step at a time.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At the top of the staircase our
-ambassador and his reception party
-greeted each guest with a cordial
-perfunctoriness, that exactly suited
-the occasion, and then an invisible
-force, assisted here and there by a very
-visible footman, gently urged us on.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Although the thought seems inappropriate
-to the splendor of the
-occasion, yet to me the marvel of
-the affair was the “neatness and despatch”
-with which it was managed.
-No crowding, no herding, no audible
-directions, yet the shifting thousands
-moved as one, and the route through
-the mansion, and down another staircase,
-was followed leisurely, by all.
-One might pause in any apartment to
-view the pictures or the decorations,
-or to chat with chance-met friends.
-By the admirable magic of the management,
-this made no difference in the
-manipulation of the throng. Eventually
-one came into a great marquee,
-built on terraces, and exquisitely
-draped inside with white and pale
-green. Here a sumptuous feast was
-served with the iron hand of neatness
-and despatch hidden in the velvet
-glove of suavity and elegant leisure.
-Here, again, one met hundreds of
-acquaintances, and made hundreds
-of new ones, the orchestra played national
-airs under two flags, and the
-scene was one of the brightest phases
-of kaleidoscopic London.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then on, out into the great garden,
-full of delightful walks, seats, flowers,
-music, and rainbow-garbed humanity.
-More meetings of friends and strangers;
-more invitations for future going
-on; more introductions to kindly celebrities;
-more pleasant exchange of international
-compliment, and, above it
-all, the Stars and Stripes waving over
-Dorchester House!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>From here I tore myself away to
-keep an engagement to Tea on the
-Terrace of the House of Commons.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This invitation had greatly pleased
-me, as it is esteemed a very worth-while
-experience, and, further, I was
-very fond of the genial M. P. and of
-his charming wife who had invited
-me. A bit belated, I reached the
-Lobby, where I was to meet my host,
-several minutes after the appointed
-time.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Unappalled by this disaster, because
-of my ignorance of its magnitude, I
-asked an official to conduct me to Mr.
-Member of Parliament.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Impossible,” he replied, “Mr. Member
-has already gone to the Terrace,
-accompanied by his guests.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Yes,” said I, still not understanding;
-“I am one of his guests. Please
-show me the way to the Terrace.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He looked at me pityingly.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I’m sorry, madame; but it is impossible
-for you to join them now.
-No one may go there unless accompanied
-by a Member, and the Member
-you mention may not be sent for.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This seemed ludicrous, but so final
-was his manner, that I became
-frightened lest I had really lost my
-entertainment.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i252.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0060' style='width:330px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>So final was his manner that I became frightened.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Whether my look of utter despair
-appealed to his better nature, or
-whether he feared I was about to
-burst into tears, I don’t know,—but
-I could see that he began to
-waver a little.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I thought of bribery and corruption,
-and wondered if so austere an individual
-ought to be approached along
-those lines. I remembered that an
-Englishman had spoken to me thus:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I don’t know of anybody in London
-who would refuse a fee, except a
-club servant or the King, and,” he
-added reflectively, “I’ve never tried
-the King—personally.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Assisted by this knowledge, I somehow
-found myself being led down
-dark and devious staircases which
-gave suddenly out upon the broad,
-light Terrace. My guide then disappeared
-like an Arab, and I happily
-sauntered along in search of Mr. and
-Mrs. M. P.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The scene was unique. The long
-Terrace, looking out upon the Thames
-at the very point of which Wordsworth
-wrote,</p>
-
-<div class='blockquote0r9'>
-
-<div class='poetry-container' style=''><div class='lgp'> <!-- rend=';' -->
-<p class='line0'>Earth has not anything to show more fair,</p>
-</div></div> <!-- end poetry block --><!-- end rend -->
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='noindent'>was filled with tea tables, at each of
-which sat a group of prominent London
-tea-drinkers and their friends. The
-background, the Perpendicular architecture
-of Parliament House, is crumbling
-in places, and I looked quickly
-away, with a feeling of apology for
-having viewed it so closely as to see
-its slight defects.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My host greeted me with an air of
-unbounded amazement.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“But how did you get down here?”
-he exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“American enterprise,” I responded,
-but I learned that it had been an extraordinary
-and reprehensible act on the
-part of the official who had guided me.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i255.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0061' style='width:372px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>My host greeted me with an air of unbounded amazement.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I was sorry to learn this, but glad
-that I had persevered to success.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Twelve people were at table, and
-that Tea is among my fairest London
-recollections.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The very atmosphere of the Terrace
-is Parliamentarian, though, of course,
-not in a literal sense, and vague, unmeaning
-visions of woolsack and wig
-seem to mingle with the visible realities.
-On the one side the Thames,
-trembling with traffic; on the other
-the silent altitude of stone, that seems
-to grow hospitable and confidential
-as you sit longer at its feet. And
-between these, the tea-table, with its
-merry group, laughing at each other’s
-jests, and carelessly throwing
-about those precious invitations which
-keep one going on.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My right-hand neighbor proved to
-be a large-minded editor of delightful
-personality.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>We talked of books, and he said
-quite casually: “Yes, I fancy Henry
-James’s works. And, moreover, he’s
-a charming man, personally. Would
-you care to go motoring down to Rye
-to-morrow, and spend the day at his
-place?”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>While almost simultaneously on my
-other side a lady was saying, “Yes,
-indeed, I’ll be glad to send you
-a card to the Annual Dinner of
-the Women Authors of Great
-Britain.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Truly, hospitality is the keynote
-of the Leaders of London Society.
-An apparent lack of warmth may
-sometimes be noticeable in their manner,
-but they deal out delightful invitations
-with a free and willing hand,
-the acceptance of which keeps one
-forever going on.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And, after all, one is too prone to
-generalize.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Hostesses are human beings, and,
-therefore, there are no two alike.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One may classify,—and the types
-fall easily into classes,—but one may
-not make sweeping assertions. And,
-too, in society, which the world over
-is a sham and purveyor of shams,
-are kind hearts always more than
-coronets?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And when one is gayly, perhaps
-flippantly, going on, one wants to see
-all sorts, and I went from my Terrace
-Tea to a private view of some paintings.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Then, after suitable robing, to a
-dinner; then to the opera, where the
-delicious incongruity of <span class='it'>Madame
-Butterfly</span> set to Italian grand opera
-music, was heightened by the dear
-baby who sat flat on the stage and
-waved the American flag into the very
-faces of the boxes full of English
-royalty.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And so, as Pepys would say, home,
-and to bed, feeling that there was
-certainly a fascinating exhilaration in
-London’s game of Going On.</p>
-
-<hr class='pbk'/>
-
-<p class='pindent'><span class='pageno' title='252' id='Page_252'></span></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i260.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0062' style='width:450px;height:auto;'/>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In London I met an American
-friend, a busy New York man of
-letters.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“I come to London every season,”
-said he, “for six week-ends. These
-are spent at country-houses, and are
-planned for a long time ahead.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>At first, I wondered what he did
-between the week-ends, but I soon
-learned that what with getting to and
-from one country-place, and arranging
-to go to and from another, the insignificant
-Wednesday or Thursday
-in between is totally lost sight of.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Distance to a week-end Mecca is
-counted as nothing; and so, when I
-was invited to a house-party at a
-villa some twelve miles out of Paris, I
-prepared to go as casually as if my
-destination were within the Dominions
-of the Unsetting Sun.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>There seemed to be several routes
-from London to Paris, and each was
-recommended to me as “the only
-possible way”; but I decided upon
-the Dover-Calais route, and left Victoria
-station on the special train.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A friend who came to “see me off”
-insisted on providing me with a put-up
-luncheon, saying the only preventive
-of Channel bothers was to take a bite
-before embarking.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>So persistent was he, that I accepted
-his offer to put an end to his
-argument, and waited in my compartment
-while he ran for the “bite.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>He returned, followed by a porter,
-who wheeled on a truck a “put-up
-luncheon”! It was in a hamper,
-shaped like a large-sized wicker
-suit-case. This stupendous affair was
-pushed under the seat, and before I
-had time to remonstrate, my train
-started.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Impelled alike by hunger and curiosity,
-I finally opened the gigantic
-lunch-basket. Inside were carefully
-planned compartments containing several
-courses of a delicious cold luncheon.
-Ample provision of serviettes and oiled
-paper protected the viands from possible
-dust or cinders, and the array
-of flat silver was bewildering. Plates
-and cups fitted into their niches, and
-the whole collection was of a completeness
-beyond compare. This is as
-yet an untried field for American
-enterprise, but I suppose it will come.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i263.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0063' style='width:372px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>I finally opened this gigantic lunch basket.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The disposition of the emptied hamper
-was simply to restore it to its
-place under the seat, and leave it
-there. Apparently it had the instincts
-of a homing pigeon.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Leaving Dover was like backing
-away from a picture post-card. I
-have sometimes thought lithographed
-colors unnaturally bright, but the
-green and white and blue of receding
-Dover on a sunshiny day
-make aniline dyes seem dull by
-comparison.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The crossing on the Channel steamer
-was delightful, and I now know the
-dreadful tales I have heard of this
-experience to be mere peevish malignity.
-I sat on the deck of the
-dancing boat, and when the spray grew
-mischievous, kind-hearted attendants
-wrapped me in tarpaulin mackintoshes,
-or whatever may be the French
-for their queer raincoats.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I ruined my hat and feathers, but,
-in the exhilaration of that mad
-dash through the tumbling, rioting
-sea, who could think of personal
-economy?</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All too soon we reached Calais, and
-here, again, a living, breathing picture
-confronted me. Unlike Dover, the
-harbor at Calais is like an exquisite
-aquarelle. The high lights and half-tones
-are marvellous, and the composition
-is a masterpiece. But (and
-here I made my two rules that should
-be invariably observed by the traveller
-from London to Paris) there is not
-a more fearful wild-fowl living than
-your French customs inspector.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Troubles of all sorts cropped up, and
-the porters and officials talked such
-strange French that they couldn’t
-understand mine!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But the troubles were all because
-of my luggage, which they divided
-into two classes. And hence my two
-rules:</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>(1) When crossing the English Channel,
-on no account take with you any
-luggage except hand-luggage.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>(2) On no account take any hand-luggage.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>These rules, carefully observed, will
-insure a happy, peaceful journey, for
-the accommodations for personal comfort
-are admirable.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The railroad train from Calais to
-Paris is a clean marvel of light gray
-upholstery, and white antimacassars
-sized like a pillow-sham. The cars
-are exceedingly comfortable and the
-whole ride a delight.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I reached the <span class='it'>Gare du Nord</span> about
-seven o’clock in the evening, and, after
-a maddening experience with criminally
-imperturbable officials, I took
-a cab to my hotel.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Accustomed, all my life, to the few
-scattering cabs of New York City, I
-had thought London possessed a great
-many cabs; but Paris contains as many
-as London and New York put together.
-The French capital is paved with cabs,
-and of such a cheapness of fare that I
-soon discovered it was more economical
-to stay in them than to get out.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I well knew I must fight against the
-insistence of “first impressions”; but
-after all it <span class='it'>was</span> Paris, and I had never
-been there before, and the ride from
-the station to the <span class='it'>Place Vendôme</span>
-might therefore be allowed to thrill
-me a little.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Some of the streets seemed rather
-horrid, but after we swung into the
-Boulevard and came at last to the
-Vendôme Column, with a pale little
-French moon just appearing above
-it, I was ready to admit that Paris
-might go to my head, even as London
-went to my heart.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>My chosen hotel, The Ritz, was once
-the old palace of the Castiglione, and
-still retains much of the palatial
-manner.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Exquisite in the modernness of its
-appointments, it possesses an atmosphere
-of historic France, and the
-combination comes perilously near
-perfection. The urbane proprietor, who
-looked like the hero of a French play,
-personally conducted me to my rooms
-and was solicitous for my welfare in
-the best of English. From my windows
-I could see <span class='it'>al fresco</span> diners in a
-garden which looked like Marie Antoinette’s
-idea of Luna Park.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i269.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0064' style='width:375px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The urbane proprietor .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. personally conducted me to my rooms.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Noble old trees rose as high as the
-house, and from their branches hung
-great globes of vari-colored electric
-light. Statues guarded a fountain at
-one end, flower-beds surrounded the
-place, and at many tables gay humanity
-was toying with <span class='it'>chef d’œuvres</span>
-of French cooking.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The scene allured me. I hastily
-donned a dinner gown, and descended
-to take my seat at an attractively-placed
-table.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As I was alone, this might in New
-York have seemed indiscreet; in London,
-at least undiscreet; but in Paris,
-being a guest of the house, and under
-the protection of the august and
-benignant proprietor, it all seemed the
-most natural proceeding in the world.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The dinner was a dream; I mean, a
-sort of comic opera dream, where
-lights and flowers and gayety made
-a chimerical effect of happiness.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Of course, this pause over night at
-the hotel was part of my journey to
-the week-end party.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The next day my hostess would
-send for me, but these vicissitudes of
-travel were not at all unpleasant.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>As I finished my dinner, and sauntered
-through the delicately ornate
-salons, callers’ cards were brought
-me, and I was delighted to welcome
-some English friends who were passing
-through Paris on a motor tour.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>“Come with us,” they said; “our
-car is at the door, and we will go out
-and see ‘Paris by night’ in our own
-way.”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Incongruous this, for Emily Emmins!</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But my adaptability claimed me
-for its own, and, with what I fancied
-a French shrug of my shoulders, I
-mispronounced a French phrase of
-acquiescence, and declared myself ready
-to go.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
-<img src='images/i272.jpg' alt='' id='iid-0065' style='width:400px;height:auto;'/>
-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>With what I fancied a French shrug of my shoulders I mispronounced a French phrase of acquiescence.</span></p>
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-
-<p class='pindent'>Three stalwart Englishmen, and the
-dignified wife of one of them, might
-seem a strange party with which to
-visit Montmartre by night; but it
-was an ideal way to go. In the motor-car
-we could whiz from one ridiculous
-“Cabaret Unique” to another. We
-could look in at the absurd illusions
-of “Le Ciel,” we could jeer at the
-flimsy foolishness of “L’Enfer,” and
-make fun of its <span class='it'>attractions diaboliques</span>,
-yet all the time we were seeing the
-heart of Parisian Folly, and a very
-gay, good-humored, harmless little
-heart it is. Evil there might be, but
-none was observable, and the foolish
-young French people sat around with
-much the same air as that of young
-Americans at Coney Island.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The “Cabaret du Neant” is supposed
-to be a fearsome place, where
-guests sit around coffins and see
-ghosts. But so like substantial tables
-were the coffins, and so sociable and
-human the ghosts, that awe gave place
-to amusement.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Home we whizzed, through the
-poorly lighted streets, which are indeed
-an anachronism in Gay Paris
-By Night.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Next day came the great touring-car
-of my week-end hostess, to take me to
-her villa, at St. Germain-en-Laye.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The villa being a fascinating old
-French mansion, self-furnished, the
-house party being composed of most
-delightful people, the host and hostess
-past grand masters in the art of entertaining,
-the visit was, as might have
-been expected, merely a kaleidoscope
-of week-end delights.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>One absorbing entertainment followed
-another, but perhaps the picture
-that remains most clearly in my memory
-is the dinner on the terrace. A
-French country-house terrace is so
-much more frivolous than an English
-one. The outlook, over a formal garden,
-of modified formality; the splashing
-little fountains here and there;
-the decorated table on the decorated
-terrace; the shaded candles, flowers,
-and foreign service; the French moon,
-that has such a sophisticated paleness;
-the birds singing French songs in what
-are doubtless ilex trees—all go to make
-a peculiar charm that no other country
-may ever hope to attain.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The days were devoted to motoring
-to Versailles, Fontainebleau, and
-through Paris itself, and by this subtle
-method, one could sight-see without
-realizing it. To motor over to Chantilly,
-for the sole purpose of feeding
-the carp, is a different matter from
-seeing “sights which should on no
-account be omitted”; and to go with
-one’s host for a day’s run among
-the tiny French villages is a personally
-conducted tour with the sting entirely
-extracted.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The week-end over, I must needs
-pause a day or two in Paris, to rest
-myself on my journey back to
-London.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The shops offered wonderful attractions
-in the way of souvenirs to
-take to the dear ones at home. For
-the value of a foreign-bought “souvenir”
-lies in the fact of its non-existence
-in American shops, and such
-are hard to find, indeed. For the
-novelty in London to-day is the “reduced
-goods” in the New York department
-store to-morrow.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Moreover, the shops contained feminine
-raiment of wonderful glory!
-Only the fear of my “first impressions”
-of our American custom-house officers
-prevented my realizing my wildest
-dreams of extravagance.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Parisian clothes are marked by
-that quality which the London sales-people
-call “dynety”—they having
-no more idea of the meaning than
-of the pronounciation of the
-word.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But the Parisian woman, from the
-richest to the poorest,
-is first of all dainty;
-after that, correct,
-<span class='it'>chic</span>, modish—what
-you will.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter'>
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-<p class='caption'><span style='font-size:smaller'>The Parisian woman .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. is first of all dainty.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class='pindent'>And the French
-money is so easy to
-compute. My sovereign
-rule is to multiply
-by two. If the
-price be in francs
-multiply by two, shift
-a decimal point, and
-you have dollars. If
-centimes, multiply by
-two, decimal point
-again, and you have cents.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>This simple rule made Paris shopping
-easy.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>I had determined, as this time
-Paris was a means and not an end,
-being merely incidental to my week-end
-trip, I would not go into the
-galleries, and perhaps become unduly
-attached to something I might find
-there.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>A casual visit to the Louvre let me
-go through several rooms of pictures
-and statues unmoved, when suddenly
-I met my Waterloo.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>All unexpectedly I came upon the
-<span class='it'>Venus of Milo</span>. It was a revelation.
-The casts and photographs I had
-hitherto seen of it I now discovered
-to be no more like the original statue
-than the moon is like the sun.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The form, perhaps, is not so inadequately
-represented, but the face, as
-shown in cast or picture, is a sadly
-futile attempt at imitation.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>The real <span class='it'>Venus</span> has the most marvellous
-face in the world. There is an
-ineffable beauty of feature, and an
-exquisite repose of expression, that
-betokens no one affection, but the
-glorification of all that is great and
-beautiful.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But the fascination is unexplainable.
-I only know that into that wonderful
-face I could gaze for hours; but never
-again do I want to see a reproduction
-of it, of any sort.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>In the Louvre, too, I found the
-<span class='it'>Mona Lisa</span>. Here again I had been
-misled by photographs and “art
-prints,” and was all unprepared for
-the witchery of that baffling, bewildering
-smile. By a queer correlation
-of ideas, my mind reverted to
-the <span class='it'>Laughing Cavalier</span>, and I wondered
-if these two were smiling at the
-same thought.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Undesirous of seeing more at this
-time, I returned to my open, victoria-like
-cab. Those foolish Paris cabs! They
-seem so exactly like the vehicle in
-which Bella Wilfer elegantly sat, when
-she begged her parent, “Loll, ma, loll!”</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>But they are fine to see out of, and
-a city like Paris, made for show, should
-have cabs of wide outlook.</p>
-
-<p class='pindent'>Paris is an achievement. Its coherent,
-consequent civic beauty ranks
-it among the seven beauties of the
-world. It is as systematically and
-methodically laid out as Philadelphia—but
-with a difference!</p>
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-<p class='pindent'>It is discreet and tactful, and ever
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-probably being down at heel.</p>
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-<p class='pindent'>It is trim and tripping, where London
-is solidly lumbering,—but, give
-me London!</p>
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-<p class='pindent'>Paris is adorable; London is lovable.
-Paris is bewitching; London is
-satisfying.</p>
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-<p class='pindent'>Paris is to London as lime-light
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